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1 | 00:00:01,460 | 00:00:02,670 | [man cheers, claps] | [man cheers, claps] |
2 | 00:00:02,753 | 00:00:05,763 | [rock music playing] | [rock music playing] |
3 | 00:00:05,839 | 00:00:07,719 | [whistle blowing] | [whistle blowing] |
4 | 00:00:09,426 | 00:00:11,346 | [man] Come on! Come on! Let's do this! | [man] Come on! Come on! Let's do this! |
5 | 00:00:11,428 | 00:00:12,388 | Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! | Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! |
6 | 00:00:12,471 | 00:00:13,641 | Go! Go! Go! | Go! Go! Go! |
7 | 00:00:15,349 | 00:00:17,679 | [song continues] | [song continues] |
8 | 00:00:26,276 | 00:00:28,526 | [chattering] | [chattering] |
9 | 00:00:33,534 | 00:00:35,794 | [song distorts, fades] | [song distorts, fades] |
10 | 00:00:40,874 | 00:00:42,714 | Oh. [clears throat] | Oh. [clears throat] |
11 | 00:00:47,130 | 00:00:49,380 | Rupert and I bought this on our fifth anniversary. | Rupert and I bought this on our fifth anniversary. |
12 | 00:00:50,175 | 00:00:52,335 | Well, you have exquisite taste. | Well, you have exquisite taste. |
13 | 00:00:53,053 | 00:00:54,603 | [chuckles] Do you want it? | [chuckles] Do you want it? |
14 | 00:00:55,556 | 00:00:59,136 | But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds. | But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds. |
15 | 00:00:59,977 | 00:01:01,977 | Good point. You should've said yes. | Good point. You should've said yes. |
16 | 00:01:02,062 | 00:01:03,862 | -Auction pile, please. -[man 2] Right away, ma'am. | -Auction pile, please. -[man 2] Right away, ma'am. |
17 | 00:01:04,815 | 00:01:05,895 | [winces] | [winces] |
18 | 00:01:08,735 | 00:01:11,855 | So, um, Mrs. Mannion-- | So, um, Mrs. Mannion-- |
19 | 00:01:11,947 | 00:01:15,027 | Excuse me. Ms. Welton. [groans, chuckles] | Excuse me. Ms. Welton. [groans, chuckles] |
20 | 00:01:15,534 | 00:01:16,584 | George is here. | George is here. |
21 | 00:01:16,660 | 00:01:18,250 | If he's here, why isn't he here? | If he's here, why isn't he here? |
22 | 00:01:18,328 | 00:01:20,958 | Oh. Yes. Good point. | Oh. Yes. Good point. |
23 | 00:01:21,540 | 00:01:22,540 | George. | George. |
24 | 00:01:23,125 | 00:01:25,285 | -Higgy boy. [laughs] -Oh! Good one. | -Higgy boy. [laughs] -Oh! Good one. |
25 | 00:01:25,919 | 00:01:28,049 | Hey. I love what you've done to the place. | Hey. I love what you've done to the place. |
26 | 00:01:28,922 | 00:01:30,922 | Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you? | Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you? |
27 | 00:01:31,008 | 00:01:33,138 | I could ask the same of your hair. Please. | I could ask the same of your hair. Please. |
28 | 00:01:34,720 | 00:01:36,760 | -She's a cheeky one, isn't she, eh? -[chuckles] | -She's a cheeky one, isn't she, eh? -[chuckles] |
29 | 00:01:36,847 | 00:01:39,097 | Right, love. Listen, I've got training in a minute. | Right, love. Listen, I've got training in a minute. |
30 | 00:01:39,183 | 00:01:42,733 | So whatever it is you need to get off your impressive chest, | So whatever it is you need to get off your impressive chest, |
31 | 00:01:42,811 | 00:01:44,481 | -let me have it. -Of course. | -let me have it. -Of course. |
32 | 00:01:44,563 | 00:01:45,563 | You're fired. | You're fired. |
33 | 00:01:45,647 | 00:01:47,017 | [scoffs] Yeah, right. | [scoffs] Yeah, right. |
34 | 00:01:47,107 | 00:01:49,647 | And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So... | And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So... |
35 | 00:01:51,195 | 00:01:52,815 | Wish you the best of luck. | Wish you the best of luck. |
36 | 00:01:54,573 | 00:01:56,123 | Fired? What the fuck for? | Fired? What the fuck for? |
37 | 00:01:56,992 | 00:01:58,162 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
38 | 00:01:58,243 | 00:02:00,953 | I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really. | I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really. |
39 | 00:02:01,747 | 00:02:03,327 | Your casual misogyny, for one. | Your casual misogyny, for one. |
40 | 00:02:03,415 | 00:02:05,245 | -What? -I know, it's a big word. | -What? -I know, it's a big word. |
41 | 00:02:05,334 | 00:02:06,964 | Ask one of your daughters what it means. | Ask one of your daughters what it means. |
42 | 00:02:07,044 | 00:02:08,634 | Or perhaps it's your performance, | Or perhaps it's your performance, |
43 | 00:02:08,711 | 00:02:12,631 | having led this team through yet another remarkably average season. | having led this team through yet another remarkably average season. |
44 | 00:02:12,716 | 00:02:15,296 | Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts | Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts |
45 | 00:02:15,385 | 00:02:17,135 | that force me to see one of your testicles. | that force me to see one of your testicles. |
46 | 00:02:18,430 | 00:02:19,680 | And there's the other one. | And there's the other one. |
47 | 00:02:20,349 | 00:02:21,429 | Liam and Noel. | Liam and Noel. |
48 | 00:02:22,059 | 00:02:23,519 | Though, perhaps not an oasis. | Though, perhaps not an oasis. |
49 | 00:02:23,602 | 00:02:26,192 | Still, if I'm being completely honest, George, | Still, if I'm being completely honest, George, |
50 | 00:02:26,271 | 00:02:29,531 | you're fired because I'm the owner now, and I don't like you. | you're fired because I'm the owner now, and I don't like you. |
51 | 00:02:29,608 | 00:02:31,028 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
52 | 00:02:31,109 | 00:02:32,949 | Now do piss off, you fat twat. | Now do piss off, you fat twat. |
53 | 00:02:36,532 | 00:02:37,992 | Hey, Higgy boy. | Hey, Higgy boy. |
54 | 00:02:38,075 | 00:02:39,485 | What do you think's worse? | What do you think's worse? |
55 | 00:02:39,576 | 00:02:43,746 | Your husband cheating on you or being the last to know? | Your husband cheating on you or being the last to know? |
56 | 00:02:46,708 | 00:02:48,958 | Is there someone that could pop out and fetch me a salad? | Is there someone that could pop out and fetch me a salad? |
57 | 00:02:49,044 | 00:02:50,554 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
58 | 00:02:50,629 | 00:02:53,009 | Nothing with raisins in it, please. | Nothing with raisins in it, please. |
59 | 00:02:53,090 | 00:02:54,220 | [George] Fuck you. | [George] Fuck you. |
60 | 00:02:54,883 | 00:02:58,263 | So, what to do as far as new managers go? | So, what to do as far as new managers go? |
61 | 00:02:58,345 | 00:03:00,885 | Shall I prepare a list of candidates? | Shall I prepare a list of candidates? |
62 | 00:03:00,973 | 00:03:03,643 | No. That won't be necessary. | No. That won't be necessary. |
63 | 00:03:04,101 | 00:03:06,441 | ["SportsCenter" theme playing] | ["SportsCenter" theme playing] |
64 | 00:03:08,355 | 00:03:11,725 | This is a bit of surprising news from the other side of the Atlantic. | This is a bit of surprising news from the other side of the Atlantic. |
65 | 00:03:11,817 | 00:03:14,607 | AFC Richmond announced the hiring of their new manager, | AFC Richmond announced the hiring of their new manager, |
66 | 00:03:14,695 | 00:03:16,945 | one Theodore "Ted" Lasso. | one Theodore "Ted" Lasso. |
67 | 00:03:17,030 | 00:03:21,410 | Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading the Division II Wichita State Shockers | Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading the Division II Wichita State Shockers |
68 | 00:03:21,493 | 00:03:24,333 | to their first ever national title in American football. | to their first ever national title in American football. |
69 | 00:03:24,413 | 00:03:26,923 | He took the Shockers from a garbage program | He took the Shockers from a garbage program |
70 | 00:03:26,999 | 00:03:29,919 | all the way to the promised land in his very first season as head coach. | all the way to the promised land in his very first season as head coach. |
71 | 00:03:30,002 | 00:03:34,012 | But for a lot of us, that's not how Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts, | But for a lot of us, that's not how Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts, |
72 | 00:03:34,089 | 00:03:35,589 | certainly not into our living rooms. | certainly not into our living rooms. |
73 | 00:03:35,674 | 00:03:37,224 | -For me, it'll always be Ted... -[cheering] | -For me, it'll always be Ted... -[cheering] |
74 | 00:03:38,552 | 00:03:40,472 | celebrating a moment of joy with his team | celebrating a moment of joy with his team |
75 | 00:03:40,554 | 00:03:42,764 | in a way that you really have to see to understand. | in a way that you really have to see to understand. |
76 | 00:03:42,848 | 00:03:44,348 | And then, even when you see it... | And then, even when you see it... |
77 | 00:03:44,433 | 00:03:45,523 | [chanting, indistinct] | [chanting, indistinct] |
78 | 00:03:45,601 | 00:03:48,351 | I don't necessarily know that understanding is what we're doing. | I don't necessarily know that understanding is what we're doing. |
79 | 00:03:48,437 | 00:03:49,897 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
80 | 00:03:50,606 | 00:03:52,106 | Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man. | Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man. |
81 | 00:03:52,191 | 00:03:54,531 | And good luck with the most beautiful game. | And good luck with the most beautiful game. |
82 | 00:03:55,027 | 00:03:56,237 | Do us proud. | Do us proud. |
83 | 00:03:56,320 | 00:03:57,320 | Go, 'Murica. | Go, 'Murica. |
84 | 00:03:58,280 | 00:04:01,070 | [toilet flushes] | [toilet flushes] |
85 | 00:04:11,502 | 00:04:12,502 | Oi, mate. This you? | Oi, mate. This you? |
86 | 00:04:12,586 | 00:04:15,206 | -I believe it is, yeah. -Oh, man! Legend. | -I believe it is, yeah. -Oh, man! Legend. |
87 | 00:04:15,297 | 00:04:16,547 | Can I get an ussie? | Can I get an ussie? |
88 | 00:04:16,632 | 00:04:17,882 | [camera clicks] | [camera clicks] |
89 | 00:04:17,966 | 00:04:19,216 | -That's dope. -[Ted chuckles] | -That's dope. -[Ted chuckles] |
90 | 00:04:19,301 | 00:04:21,301 | You know, back where I'm from, we call those selfies. | You know, back where I'm from, we call those selfies. |
91 | 00:04:21,386 | 00:04:22,636 | Well, it's not "myself," yeah? | Well, it's not "myself," yeah? |
92 | 00:04:22,721 | 00:04:24,391 | It's "us," innit? "Ussie." | It's "us," innit? "Ussie." |
93 | 00:04:24,473 | 00:04:25,893 | Yeah. I like that. | Yeah. I like that. |
94 | 00:04:25,974 | 00:04:26,894 | Wicked. | Wicked. |
95 | 00:04:27,434 | 00:04:28,814 | You coaching football. | You coaching football. |
96 | 00:04:28,894 | 00:04:31,364 | Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. | Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. |
97 | 00:04:31,438 | 00:04:34,108 | I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fucking murder you. | I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fucking murder you. |
98 | 00:04:34,650 | 00:04:36,990 | Well, you know, I've heard that tune before. | Well, you know, I've heard that tune before. |
99 | 00:04:37,069 | 00:04:38,699 | But here I am, still dancing. | But here I am, still dancing. |
100 | 00:04:38,779 | 00:04:41,109 | -Legend. -Yeah. Nice meeting you. | -Legend. -Yeah. Nice meeting you. |
101 | 00:04:45,536 | 00:04:47,196 | What you reading? Another soccer book. | What you reading? Another soccer book. |
102 | 00:04:47,287 | 00:04:48,577 | Coach, you are a sponge. | Coach, you are a sponge. |
103 | 00:04:49,206 | 00:04:51,206 | Come on. Hit me with a fun fact. | Come on. Hit me with a fun fact. |
104 | 00:04:51,291 | 00:04:53,921 | They don't say "out of bounds." They say "into touch." | They don't say "out of bounds." They say "into touch." |
105 | 00:04:54,002 | 00:04:56,762 | Okay, you owe me five bucks if I sneak that into a sentence later. | Okay, you owe me five bucks if I sneak that into a sentence later. |
106 | 00:04:56,839 | 00:04:58,339 | -You're on. -Okay. | -You're on. -Okay. |
107 | 00:04:58,423 | 00:04:59,803 | -[imitates explosion] -[PA: chime] | -[imitates explosion] -[PA: chime] |
108 | 00:04:59,883 | 00:05:02,053 | [woman on PA] Good evening. We'll be dimming the cabin shortly. | [woman on PA] Good evening. We'll be dimming the cabin shortly. |
109 | 00:05:02,135 | 00:05:04,345 | We should get some sleep. The jet lag will kill us. | We should get some sleep. The jet lag will kill us. |
110 | 00:05:04,429 | 00:05:06,679 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
111 | 00:05:07,724 | 00:05:09,024 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
112 | 00:05:09,101 | 00:05:10,731 | Are we nuts for doing this? | Are we nuts for doing this? |
113 | 00:05:11,353 | 00:05:12,523 | Yeah, this is nuts. | Yeah, this is nuts. |
114 | 00:05:12,604 | 00:05:15,324 | Hey, but taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? | Hey, but taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? |
115 | 00:05:15,399 | 00:05:16,979 | If you're comfortable while you're doing it, | If you're comfortable while you're doing it, |
116 | 00:05:17,067 | 00:05:18,067 | probably doing it wrong. | probably doing it wrong. |
117 | 00:05:19,653 | 00:05:21,703 | -Okay, good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. | -Okay, good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. |
118 | 00:05:25,033 | 00:05:26,663 | Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey! | Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey! |
119 | 00:05:26,743 | 00:05:30,123 | If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, | If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, |
120 | 00:05:30,205 | 00:05:32,535 | -pretend like we don't know each other. -You got it, stranger. | -pretend like we don't know each other. -You got it, stranger. |
121 | 00:05:32,624 | 00:05:34,044 | Nice. | Nice. |
122 | 00:05:42,718 | 00:05:44,718 | [man snoring] | [man snoring] |
123 | 00:05:45,762 | 00:05:47,312 | [theme music plays] | [theme music plays] |
124 | 00:06:08,410 | 00:06:10,500 | -[man] You didn't sleep at all? -[Ted] Not a wink. | -[man] You didn't sleep at all? -[Ted] Not a wink. |
125 | 00:06:10,579 | 00:06:12,749 | No. My brain just kept on cooking. | No. My brain just kept on cooking. |
126 | 00:06:12,831 | 00:06:14,711 | At first, I was thinking about not sleeping. | At first, I was thinking about not sleeping. |
127 | 00:06:14,791 | 00:06:17,421 | Then I was thinking about thinking about not sleeping. And that-- [sputters] | Then I was thinking about thinking about not sleeping. And that-- [sputters] |
128 | 00:06:17,503 | 00:06:18,843 | That's never good. | That's never good. |
129 | 00:06:18,921 | 00:06:19,921 | Next thing you know, | Next thing you know, |
130 | 00:06:20,005 | 00:06:21,795 | they're handing out warm chocolate chip cookies | they're handing out warm chocolate chip cookies |
131 | 00:06:21,882 | 00:06:23,182 | and the plane's landing. | and the plane's landing. |
132 | 00:06:23,258 | 00:06:25,338 | I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine? | I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine? |
133 | 00:06:25,427 | 00:06:27,217 | That's not part of the story. I think this is us right here. | That's not part of the story. I think this is us right here. |
134 | 00:06:27,304 | 00:06:28,474 | Hey, how ya doin'? | Hey, how ya doin'? |
135 | 00:06:28,555 | 00:06:29,965 | -My name's Ted. What's yours? -Ollie. | -My name's Ted. What's yours? -Ollie. |
136 | 00:06:30,057 | 00:06:31,517 | -Ollie. All right. -Let me get your bags. | -Ollie. All right. -Let me get your bags. |
137 | 00:06:31,600 | 00:06:33,980 | No, no, no, Ollie. We packed 'em, we'll carry 'em. | No, no, no, Ollie. We packed 'em, we'll carry 'em. |
138 | 00:06:34,061 | 00:06:35,981 | Love to make a little pit stop though. | Love to make a little pit stop though. |
139 | 00:06:36,063 | 00:06:37,063 | Okay. Follow me. | Okay. Follow me. |
140 | 00:06:37,981 | 00:06:39,271 | [horn honks] | [horn honks] |
141 | 00:06:40,943 | 00:06:42,033 | [Ted whistles] | [Ted whistles] |
142 | 00:06:42,110 | 00:06:43,780 | Yeah. There you go. | Yeah. There you go. |
143 | 00:06:45,489 | 00:06:48,159 | Coach, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, right? | Coach, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, right? |
144 | 00:06:48,242 | 00:06:49,582 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
145 | 00:06:49,660 | 00:06:51,700 | Hey, I've never actually said that when not in Kansas before. | Hey, I've never actually said that when not in Kansas before. |
146 | 00:06:51,787 | 00:06:53,537 | -That's kinda nice. -Yeah. | -That's kinda nice. -Yeah. |
147 | 00:06:54,665 | 00:06:56,455 | Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie. | Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie. |
148 | 00:06:56,542 | 00:06:57,922 | Ready to boogie whenever you are. | Ready to boogie whenever you are. |
149 | 00:06:58,001 | 00:06:59,501 | Okay. That's Tower Bridge. | Okay. That's Tower Bridge. |
150 | 00:06:59,586 | 00:07:02,416 | [Ted] Right. Not the London Bridge, 'cause this one's still up. | [Ted] Right. Not the London Bridge, 'cause this one's still up. |
151 | 00:07:07,094 | 00:07:08,934 | You know how they came up with soccer? | You know how they came up with soccer? |
152 | 00:07:09,012 | 00:07:10,602 | So, these Victorian-era headmasters, | So, these Victorian-era headmasters, |
153 | 00:07:10,681 | 00:07:13,431 | all they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating. | all they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating. |
154 | 00:07:13,517 | 00:07:17,187 | So they invented a sport where the boys wouldn't use their hands at all, | So they invented a sport where the boys wouldn't use their hands at all, |
155 | 00:07:17,271 | 00:07:19,061 | and they thought that might do the trick. | and they thought that might do the trick. |
156 | 00:07:19,147 | 00:07:20,817 | I'm not sure if it worked, but... | I'm not sure if it worked, but... |
157 | 00:07:36,707 | 00:07:38,577 | Feels different, Coach. | Feels different, Coach. |
158 | 00:07:38,667 | 00:07:40,337 | I mean, the same, but different. | I mean, the same, but different. |
159 | 00:07:40,419 | 00:07:42,419 | -Metaphor. -You know it, baby. | -Metaphor. -You know it, baby. |
160 | 00:07:42,504 | 00:07:43,594 | [man] Oi! | [man] Oi! |
161 | 00:07:43,672 | 00:07:45,722 | Oi! Excuse me! | Oi! Excuse me! |
162 | 00:07:45,799 | 00:07:47,009 | Oi! Hello! | Oi! Hello! |
163 | 00:07:47,092 | 00:07:48,432 | Off! Off! | Off! Off! |
164 | 00:07:48,510 | 00:07:50,100 | Stop touching the grass! | Stop touching the grass! |
165 | 00:07:50,179 | 00:07:52,889 | Get off! Get off the pitch! Stop touching the grass! Please! | Get off! Get off the pitch! Stop touching the grass! Please! |
166 | 00:07:52,973 | 00:07:54,313 | -Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. -Who are you? | -Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. -Who are you? |
167 | 00:07:54,391 | 00:07:56,311 | I'm Ted Lasso. Uh, this is Coach Beard here. | I'm Ted Lasso. Uh, this is Coach Beard here. |
168 | 00:07:56,393 | 00:07:58,653 | -[gasps] Oh, God. You're the new manager. -Yes, sir. | -[gasps] Oh, God. You're the new manager. -Yes, sir. |
169 | 00:07:58,729 | 00:08:00,399 | -Take all the grass you want. -Oh, no-- | -Take all the grass you want. -Oh, no-- |
170 | 00:08:00,480 | 00:08:01,730 | We just had it cut. I can go through the garbage. | We just had it cut. I can go through the garbage. |
171 | 00:08:01,815 | 00:08:03,935 | -I can get you some more. -That's all right. No-No need. | -I can get you some more. -That's all right. No-No need. |
172 | 00:08:04,401 | 00:08:06,531 | -Thank you. -Yeah. | -Thank you. -Yeah. |
173 | 00:08:07,237 | 00:08:08,987 | -[exhales] -Oh, yeah. | -[exhales] -Oh, yeah. |
174 | 00:08:10,282 | 00:08:12,492 | -Still, we got to get off the grass. -Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. | -Still, we got to get off the grass. -Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. |
175 | 00:08:12,576 | 00:08:13,406 | Do we apologize? | Do we apologize? |
176 | 00:08:13,493 | 00:08:15,123 | -Sorry about that, grass. -[Coach Beard] Sorry, grass. | -Sorry about that, grass. -[Coach Beard] Sorry, grass. |
177 | 00:08:15,204 | 00:08:16,084 | [door closes] | [door closes] |
178 | 00:08:16,163 | 00:08:18,083 | So, we're supposed to meet with a Rebecca Welton. | So, we're supposed to meet with a Rebecca Welton. |
179 | 00:08:18,165 | 00:08:19,415 | Yeah, that's where I'm taking you. | Yeah, that's where I'm taking you. |
180 | 00:08:19,499 | 00:08:20,919 | Oh. Look at this guy. One step ahead. | Oh. Look at this guy. One step ahead. |
181 | 00:08:21,001 | 00:08:22,921 | Hey, what's your name, by the way? | Hey, what's your name, by the way? |
182 | 00:08:23,003 | 00:08:24,093 | -Me? -Yeah. | -Me? -Yeah. |
183 | 00:08:24,171 | 00:08:25,551 | No one ever asks my name. | No one ever asks my name. |
184 | 00:08:25,631 | 00:08:26,671 | Oh. | Oh. |
185 | 00:08:31,970 | 00:08:33,140 | I mean, whenever you're ready. | I mean, whenever you're ready. |
186 | 00:08:33,222 | 00:08:34,682 | Oh, um, it's Nathan. | Oh, um, it's Nathan. |
187 | 00:08:34,765 | 00:08:36,225 | Nathan! Aw, I love that name. | Nathan! Aw, I love that name. |
188 | 00:08:36,308 | 00:08:37,388 | Hey, love your hot dogs. | Hey, love your hot dogs. |
189 | 00:08:38,101 | 00:08:39,101 | Yeah. No, I know. | Yeah. No, I know. |
190 | 00:08:39,186 | 00:08:41,606 | Good, good. Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here? | Good, good. Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here? |
191 | 00:08:41,688 | 00:08:42,688 | No. | No. |
192 | 00:08:42,773 | 00:08:43,773 | Okay. | Okay. |
193 | 00:08:44,983 | 00:08:46,993 | I love this kid. Love him. | I love this kid. Love him. |
194 | 00:08:47,736 | 00:08:49,856 | I'll introduce you. Big boss. | I'll introduce you. Big boss. |
195 | 00:08:49,947 | 00:08:50,947 | -Here we go. -[knocking] | -Here we go. -[knocking] |
196 | 00:08:52,491 | 00:08:53,491 | Hello. | Hello. |
197 | 00:08:53,909 | 00:08:56,949 | [stammers] | [stammers] |
198 | 00:09:03,836 | 00:09:06,256 | Hey, how y'all doing? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach. | Hey, how y'all doing? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach. |
199 | 00:09:06,338 | 00:09:09,718 | -You must be Ms. Welton. -Oh. Please, call me Rebecca. | -You must be Ms. Welton. -Oh. Please, call me Rebecca. |
200 | 00:09:09,800 | 00:09:11,010 | Ms. Welton's my father. | Ms. Welton's my father. |
201 | 00:09:12,052 | 00:09:13,642 | If that's a joke, I love it. | If that's a joke, I love it. |
202 | 00:09:13,720 | 00:09:15,510 | If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you. | If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you. |
203 | 00:09:16,056 | 00:09:17,056 | This here is Coach Beard. | This here is Coach Beard. |
204 | 00:09:17,140 | 00:09:20,270 | It is so good to finally meet you both face-to-face. | It is so good to finally meet you both face-to-face. |
205 | 00:09:20,352 | 00:09:21,192 | Higgins? | Higgins? |
206 | 00:09:21,270 | 00:09:24,900 | Oh. Sorry. This is Higgins, our current director of communications. | Oh. Sorry. This is Higgins, our current director of communications. |
207 | 00:09:24,982 | 00:09:25,982 | Current? | Current? |
208 | 00:09:26,066 | 00:09:29,646 | Could you take Coach Beard and get him their IDs, housing information... | Could you take Coach Beard and get him their IDs, housing information... |
209 | 00:09:29,736 | 00:09:31,236 | You know, anything they need. | You know, anything they need. |
210 | 00:09:31,321 | 00:09:34,121 | -Wi-Fi password, wet wipes. -Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach. | -Wi-Fi password, wet wipes. -Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach. |
211 | 00:09:34,199 | 00:09:35,279 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
212 | 00:09:37,703 | 00:09:39,713 | -Please, take a seat. -Okay. | -Please, take a seat. -Okay. |
213 | 00:09:40,414 | 00:09:42,294 | -Can I get you something to drink? -Yes, please. | -Can I get you something to drink? -Yes, please. |
214 | 00:09:42,374 | 00:09:44,334 | Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got, | Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got, |
215 | 00:09:44,418 | 00:09:46,248 | a little boost of caffeine, should do the trick. | a little boost of caffeine, should do the trick. |
216 | 00:09:46,336 | 00:09:48,166 | You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino... | You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino... |
217 | 00:09:48,255 | 00:09:51,005 | Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good. | Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good. |
218 | 00:09:51,091 | 00:09:52,181 | How do you take your tea? | How do you take your tea? |
219 | 00:09:52,801 | 00:09:54,761 | Well, usually I take it right back to the counter | Well, usually I take it right back to the counter |
220 | 00:09:54,845 | 00:09:56,805 | 'cause someone's made a horrible mistake. But... | 'cause someone's made a horrible mistake. But... |
221 | 00:09:56,889 | 00:09:57,759 | when in Rome, right? | when in Rome, right? |
222 | 00:09:58,849 | 00:10:01,439 | Yeah. Look at that. Okay. | Yeah. Look at that. Okay. |
223 | 00:10:01,518 | 00:10:03,348 | Mm. [slurps] | Mm. [slurps] |
224 | 00:10:03,437 | 00:10:04,437 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
225 | 00:10:05,230 | 00:10:06,230 | Well? | Well? |
226 | 00:10:06,315 | 00:10:09,275 | You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. | You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. |
227 | 00:10:09,359 | 00:10:10,529 | And you know what? | And you know what? |
228 | 00:10:10,611 | 00:10:13,321 | I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you. | I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you. |
229 | 00:10:13,405 | 00:10:14,655 | Welcome to England. | Welcome to England. |
230 | 00:10:14,740 | 00:10:16,240 | Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right? | Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right? |
231 | 00:10:16,325 | 00:10:18,155 | Now, would you like a tour? | Now, would you like a tour? |
232 | 00:10:18,243 | 00:10:20,623 | -Ooh, I'd love to see Abbey Road. -Of the club. | -Ooh, I'd love to see Abbey Road. -Of the club. |
233 | 00:10:20,704 | 00:10:21,794 | Yeah, let's start there. | Yeah, let's start there. |
234 | 00:10:21,872 | 00:10:26,882 | So, this hall represents the club's long, albeit modest, history. | So, this hall represents the club's long, albeit modest, history. |
235 | 00:10:26,960 | 00:10:28,800 | The first match was played in 1897. | The first match was played in 1897. |
236 | 00:10:28,879 | 00:10:33,049 | Uh, during the war, our stadium was used as a makeshift hospital. | Uh, during the war, our stadium was used as a makeshift hospital. |
237 | 00:10:33,133 | 00:10:34,593 | Yeah, some of the locals claim | Yeah, some of the locals claim |
238 | 00:10:34,676 | 00:10:37,676 | they still see fallen soldiers wandering around the pitch. | they still see fallen soldiers wandering around the pitch. |
239 | 00:10:37,763 | 00:10:39,143 | Ooh. That's spooky. | Ooh. That's spooky. |
240 | 00:10:39,223 | 00:10:42,063 | -Oh. Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -I do. | -Oh. Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -I do. |
241 | 00:10:42,142 | 00:10:45,352 | But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know? | But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know? |
242 | 00:10:46,438 | 00:10:47,268 | Okay. | Okay. |
243 | 00:10:47,356 | 00:10:49,896 | And this is a wall of our previous owners. | And this is a wall of our previous owners. |
244 | 00:10:50,442 | 00:10:52,782 | Okay. And now look at this fella up here. | Okay. And now look at this fella up here. |
245 | 00:10:53,237 | 00:10:55,407 | How 'bout the girls and the champagne and everything? | How 'bout the girls and the champagne and everything? |
246 | 00:10:55,489 | 00:10:56,949 | He looks like a good time. | He looks like a good time. |
247 | 00:10:57,032 | 00:10:58,242 | That's my ex-husband. | That's my ex-husband. |
248 | 00:10:58,325 | 00:11:01,745 | Well, good times aren't always a good time, I've found. | Well, good times aren't always a good time, I've found. |
249 | 00:11:02,287 | 00:11:03,657 | You know, I heard about all that. | You know, I heard about all that. |
250 | 00:11:03,747 | 00:11:05,037 | How you holding up? | How you holding up? |
251 | 00:11:07,209 | 00:11:08,589 | Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year. | Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year. |
252 | 00:11:08,669 | 00:11:09,709 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
253 | 00:11:10,838 | 00:11:13,088 | -So, we'll need you to speak to the press. -Oh, yeah. | -So, we'll need you to speak to the press. -Oh, yeah. |
254 | 00:11:13,173 | 00:11:15,843 | No, after a couple nights' good sleep, I'll be happy to do so. | No, after a couple nights' good sleep, I'll be happy to do so. |
255 | 00:11:15,926 | 00:11:18,426 | I'm so sorry. I thought you knew. They're ready for you now. | I'm so sorry. I thought you knew. They're ready for you now. |
256 | 00:11:18,512 | 00:11:19,352 | They're what? | They're what? |
257 | 00:11:19,429 | 00:11:21,719 | [reporters clamoring] | [reporters clamoring] |
258 | 00:11:21,807 | 00:11:23,017 | So, without further ado, | So, without further ado, |
259 | 00:11:23,100 | 00:11:26,980 | the new manager of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso! | the new manager of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso! |
260 | 00:11:27,062 | 00:11:29,522 | [scattered applause] | [scattered applause] |
261 | 00:11:32,943 | 00:11:34,783 | [clears throat] Okay. | [clears throat] Okay. |
262 | 00:11:34,862 | 00:11:36,702 | All right. How y'all doing? | All right. How y'all doing? |
263 | 00:11:38,574 | 00:11:39,664 | Oh. | Oh. |
264 | 00:11:40,284 | 00:11:43,794 | There's Coach. Oluwa Ted, yo. [laughs] | There's Coach. Oluwa Ted, yo. [laughs] |
265 | 00:11:43,871 | 00:11:45,161 | Look, our coach. | Look, our coach. |
266 | 00:11:47,207 | 00:11:48,207 | Oi! | Oi! |
267 | 00:11:48,292 | 00:11:51,002 | If I don't hear silence, I'm gonna start punching dicks. | If I don't hear silence, I'm gonna start punching dicks. |
268 | 00:11:52,004 | 00:11:54,424 | One sec. Let me just-- Throat got a little dry. | One sec. Let me just-- Throat got a little dry. |
269 | 00:11:56,008 | 00:11:57,798 | [grunts, coughs] | [grunts, coughs] |
270 | 00:11:59,887 | 00:12:01,807 | Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry. | Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry. |
271 | 00:12:01,889 | 00:12:03,809 | Look at this twat! | Look at this twat! |
272 | 00:12:03,891 | 00:12:05,391 | Fucking Yank! | Fucking Yank! |
273 | 00:12:05,475 | 00:12:07,385 | Okay. So, uh, hey. | Okay. So, uh, hey. |
274 | 00:12:07,477 | 00:12:09,857 | Why don't we just jump right in? Anybody got any questions? | Why don't we just jump right in? Anybody got any questions? |
275 | 00:12:11,607 | 00:12:13,727 | Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming. | Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming. |
276 | 00:12:13,817 | 00:12:15,777 | You know what? You can put your hands down. | You know what? You can put your hands down. |
277 | 00:12:15,861 | 00:12:16,991 | Real quick, um-- | Real quick, um-- |
278 | 00:12:17,070 | 00:12:18,160 | [softly] Yeah. | [softly] Yeah. |
279 | 00:12:18,238 | 00:12:19,528 | How about I go ahead and address | How about I go ahead and address |
280 | 00:12:19,615 | 00:12:21,905 | the larger-than-average elephant in the room. | the larger-than-average elephant in the room. |
281 | 00:12:21,992 | 00:12:27,122 | No, I have never coached the sport that you folks call football at any level. | No, I have never coached the sport that you folks call football at any level. |
282 | 00:12:27,206 | 00:12:28,206 | Jesus. | Jesus. |
283 | 00:12:28,832 | 00:12:29,922 | What? | What? |
284 | 00:12:30,000 | 00:12:32,880 | Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football. | Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football. |
285 | 00:12:34,296 | 00:12:35,546 | But I'll tell you what I do know. | But I'll tell you what I do know. |
286 | 00:12:35,631 | 00:12:38,681 | I know that AFC Richmond, like any team I've ever coached, | I know that AFC Richmond, like any team I've ever coached, |
287 | 00:12:38,759 | 00:12:41,089 | is gonna go out there and give you everything they got | is gonna go out there and give you everything they got |
288 | 00:12:41,178 | 00:12:42,548 | -for all four quarters. -[man] Halves. | -for all four quarters. -[man] Halves. |
289 | 00:12:43,347 | 00:12:45,267 | -What was that? -Two halves. | -What was that? -Two halves. |
290 | 00:12:45,349 | 00:12:46,599 | Oh, right. Sorry. Halves, yeah. | Oh, right. Sorry. Halves, yeah. |
291 | 00:12:46,683 | 00:12:49,563 | They're gonna give you everything they got for two halves, win or lose. | They're gonna give you everything they got for two halves, win or lose. |
292 | 00:12:49,645 | 00:12:50,725 | Or tie. | Or tie. |
293 | 00:12:50,812 | 00:12:52,562 | Right. Y'all do ties here. | Right. Y'all do ties here. |
294 | 00:12:52,648 | 00:12:54,778 | Sorry. That's going to take some getting used to for me. | Sorry. That's going to take some getting used to for me. |
295 | 00:12:54,858 | 00:12:57,688 | 'Cause back where I'm from, you try to end a game in a tie, | 'Cause back where I'm from, you try to end a game in a tie, |
296 | 00:12:57,778 | 00:13:00,858 | well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse. | well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse. |
297 | 00:13:01,698 | 00:13:03,618 | [giggles] | [giggles] |
298 | 00:13:03,700 | 00:13:06,080 | Now, look here. I respect what you folks in the media do. | Now, look here. I respect what you folks in the media do. |
299 | 00:13:06,161 | 00:13:08,001 | And my door is always gonna be open. | And my door is always gonna be open. |
300 | 00:13:08,080 | 00:13:11,500 | All right? You can ask me anything. No topic will be into touch. | All right? You can ask me anything. No topic will be into touch. |
301 | 00:13:11,583 | 00:13:13,923 | All right, one final question. | All right, one final question. |
302 | 00:13:14,545 | 00:13:16,505 | Uh, how about the fellow right there in the second row. | Uh, how about the fellow right there in the second row. |
303 | 00:13:16,588 | 00:13:17,588 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
304 | 00:13:18,215 | 00:13:19,715 | I-I like your glasses. | I-I like your glasses. |
305 | 00:13:19,800 | 00:13:21,640 | Oh. Thank you. | Oh. Thank you. |
306 | 00:13:22,344 | 00:13:23,684 | Trent Crimm, The Independent. | Trent Crimm, The Independent. |
307 | 00:13:24,221 | 00:13:26,011 | I just wanna make sure I have this right. | I just wanna make sure I have this right. |
308 | 00:13:26,098 | 00:13:28,388 | You're an American who's never set foot in England, | You're an American who's never set foot in England, |
309 | 00:13:28,475 | 00:13:31,435 | whose athletic success has only come at the amateur level-- | whose athletic success has only come at the amateur level-- |
310 | 00:13:31,520 | 00:13:33,560 | a second-tier one at that-- | a second-tier one at that-- |
311 | 00:13:33,647 | 00:13:35,607 | and is now being charged with the leadership | and is now being charged with the leadership |
312 | 00:13:35,691 | 00:13:37,231 | of a Premier League football club, | of a Premier League football club, |
313 | 00:13:37,317 | 00:13:40,607 | despite clearly possessing very little knowledge of the game. | despite clearly possessing very little knowledge of the game. |
314 | 00:13:41,530 | 00:13:43,070 | You got a question in there, Trent? | You got a question in there, Trent? |
315 | 00:13:43,866 | 00:13:44,946 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
316 | 00:13:45,534 | 00:13:47,204 | Is this a fucking joke? | Is this a fucking joke? |
317 | 00:13:47,286 | 00:13:48,446 | [reporters laughing] | [reporters laughing] |
318 | 00:13:48,537 | 00:13:50,867 | -Thank you, Trent! -I love journalists. | -Thank you, Trent! -I love journalists. |
319 | 00:13:52,040 | 00:13:54,040 | I mean, can you even name any footballers? | I mean, can you even name any footballers? |
320 | 00:13:54,126 | 00:13:57,296 | Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow that bends it like himself. | Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow that bends it like himself. |
321 | 00:13:57,379 | 00:13:59,509 | -Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it! -You dickhead, mate. | -Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it! -You dickhead, mate. |
322 | 00:13:59,590 | 00:14:00,760 | Who the fuck are you? | Who the fuck are you? |
323 | 00:14:00,841 | 00:14:02,971 | Do you know how many games are in a Premiership season? | Do you know how many games are in a Premiership season? |
324 | 00:14:03,051 | 00:14:04,221 | Not off the top of my head, no. | Not off the top of my head, no. |
325 | 00:14:04,303 | 00:14:06,683 | [speaking French] | [speaking French] |
326 | 00:14:06,763 | 00:14:08,023 | Nobody can understand you. | Nobody can understand you. |
327 | 00:14:08,098 | 00:14:09,518 | Who won the league last year? | Who won the league last year? |
328 | 00:14:09,600 | 00:14:11,560 | I actually don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry. | I actually don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry. |
329 | 00:14:12,269 | 00:14:13,479 | [male reporter 2] What's a goalie? | [male reporter 2] What's a goalie? |
330 | 00:14:13,562 | 00:14:16,022 | The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands and the-- by the net. | The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands and the-- by the net. |
331 | 00:14:16,106 | 00:14:17,566 | This is bleak. | This is bleak. |
332 | 00:14:17,649 | 00:14:19,149 | You need to go back to America. | You need to go back to America. |
333 | 00:14:19,234 | 00:14:20,694 | [overlapping shouts] | [overlapping shouts] |
334 | 00:14:23,572 | 00:14:24,782 | [no audible dialogue] | [no audible dialogue] |
335 | 00:14:26,950 | 00:14:28,790 | [echoing laughter] | [echoing laughter] |
336 | 00:14:28,869 | 00:14:30,659 | Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I-- | Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I-- |
337 | 00:14:32,039 | 00:14:33,619 | -[snorts] -[male reporter] Oh! | -[snorts] -[male reporter] Oh! |
338 | 00:14:33,707 | 00:14:35,077 | The bubbles! | The bubbles! |
339 | 00:14:35,167 | 00:14:37,087 | Fucking hell! | Fucking hell! |
340 | 00:14:37,961 | 00:14:39,511 | Coach Lasso. | Coach Lasso. |
341 | 00:14:39,588 | 00:14:42,218 | Good Lord. You must forgive my fellow countrymen. | Good Lord. You must forgive my fellow countrymen. |
342 | 00:14:42,299 | 00:14:44,089 | Somewhere over the last few years, | Somewhere over the last few years, |
343 | 00:14:44,176 | 00:14:47,386 | we seem to have abandoned all sense of manners and hospitality. | we seem to have abandoned all sense of manners and hospitality. |
344 | 00:14:47,471 | 00:14:49,971 | My, my, aren't you a salty bunch? | My, my, aren't you a salty bunch? |
345 | 00:14:50,057 | 00:14:53,017 | But I can't remember the last time the press room was this full. | But I can't remember the last time the press room was this full. |
346 | 00:14:53,560 | 00:14:55,520 | Yet here you all are. | Yet here you all are. |
347 | 00:14:55,604 | 00:14:57,314 | Maybe you're not such a mad notion after all. | Maybe you're not such a mad notion after all. |
348 | 00:14:57,397 | 00:15:00,187 | And despite the number of you here, | And despite the number of you here, |
349 | 00:15:00,275 | 00:15:02,185 | there is not a single person in this room | there is not a single person in this room |
350 | 00:15:02,277 | 00:15:04,447 | who has seen Richmond play more than I have. | who has seen Richmond play more than I have. |
351 | 00:15:04,530 | 00:15:08,370 | And in all those years under the stewardship of the previous owner, | And in all those years under the stewardship of the previous owner, |
352 | 00:15:08,450 | 00:15:10,700 | I've witnessed nothing but profound mediocrity. | I've witnessed nothing but profound mediocrity. |
353 | 00:15:10,786 | 00:15:12,576 | -[murmuring] -[reporter chuckles] | -[murmuring] -[reporter chuckles] |
354 | 00:15:13,121 | 00:15:14,291 | Am I wrong? | Am I wrong? |
355 | 00:15:14,373 | 00:15:16,253 | Well, it's a bit harsh. [chuckle] | Well, it's a bit harsh. [chuckle] |
356 | 00:15:18,460 | 00:15:19,500 | Am I wrong? | Am I wrong? |
357 | 00:15:20,754 | 00:15:21,764 | [softly] No. | [softly] No. |
358 | 00:15:22,840 | 00:15:26,640 | Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV that you all find acceptable, | Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV that you all find acceptable, |
359 | 00:15:26,718 | 00:15:28,928 | but he does have one thing this club doesn't: | but he does have one thing this club doesn't: |
360 | 00:15:29,012 | 00:15:30,432 | a trophy from this millennium. | a trophy from this millennium. |
361 | 00:15:31,265 | 00:15:34,885 | So, like it or not, Richmond are changing the way we do things. | So, like it or not, Richmond are changing the way we do things. |
362 | 00:15:34,977 | 00:15:38,057 | And from now on, that way is the "Lasso way." | And from now on, that way is the "Lasso way." |
363 | 00:15:40,399 | 00:15:43,779 | We look forward to seeing you all at our next match with Crystal Palace. | We look forward to seeing you all at our next match with Crystal Palace. |
364 | 00:15:43,861 | 00:15:45,241 | Thank you so much. | Thank you so much. |
365 | 00:15:45,654 | 00:15:47,034 | [reporters chattering] | [reporters chattering] |
366 | 00:15:47,114 | 00:15:48,374 | Nice meeting y'all. | Nice meeting y'all. |
367 | 00:15:48,448 | 00:15:50,738 | And, uh, sorry for spittin' on all your stuff up here. | And, uh, sorry for spittin' on all your stuff up here. |
368 | 00:15:51,493 | 00:15:52,493 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
369 | 00:15:54,621 | 00:15:55,791 | I give him three weeks. | I give him three weeks. |
370 | 00:15:55,873 | 00:15:59,253 | [shudders] Oh, boy. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened. | [shudders] Oh, boy. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened. |
371 | 00:15:59,334 | 00:16:01,594 | Ted, don't you think about them for another second. | Ted, don't you think about them for another second. |
372 | 00:16:01,670 | 00:16:02,670 | You have a job to do. | You have a job to do. |
373 | 00:16:02,754 | 00:16:04,844 | And proving them wrong, just been added to the list. | And proving them wrong, just been added to the list. |
374 | 00:16:04,923 | 00:16:06,683 | I appreciate that-- Thank you, Coach. | I appreciate that-- Thank you, Coach. |
375 | 00:16:06,758 | 00:16:07,758 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
376 | 00:16:07,843 | 00:16:09,013 | [slurps] Mm. | [slurps] Mm. |
377 | 00:16:09,094 | 00:16:12,104 | See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles. You know, I can do that all day. | See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles. You know, I can do that all day. |
378 | 00:16:12,806 | 00:16:13,806 | [Ted exhales] | [Ted exhales] |
379 | 00:16:13,891 | 00:16:16,561 | Okay. You know, I'd love to say hi to the team, if I can. | Okay. You know, I'd love to say hi to the team, if I can. |
380 | 00:16:16,643 | 00:16:18,653 | Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch. | Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch. |
381 | 00:16:20,063 | 00:16:22,443 | You can say that again. Okay. | You can say that again. Okay. |
382 | 00:16:22,524 | 00:16:24,074 | I am 0 for 2 in that sentence. | I am 0 for 2 in that sentence. |
383 | 00:16:25,194 | 00:16:27,284 | Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical, | Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical, |
384 | 00:16:27,362 | 00:16:31,582 | but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice. | but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice. |
385 | 00:16:31,658 | 00:16:33,988 | Coach Lasso is just what we need. | Coach Lasso is just what we need. |
386 | 00:16:34,077 | 00:16:35,367 | Oh, he's an absolute wanker. | Oh, he's an absolute wanker. |
387 | 00:16:35,454 | 00:16:36,294 | I know. | I know. |
388 | 00:16:36,371 | 00:16:37,661 | Eh, pardon? | Eh, pardon? |
389 | 00:16:37,748 | 00:16:39,208 | I hope he fails miserably. | I hope he fails miserably. |
390 | 00:16:40,542 | 00:16:45,302 | See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club. | See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club. |
391 | 00:16:45,964 | 00:16:49,134 | And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground. | And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground. |
392 | 00:16:50,844 | 00:16:52,304 | 'Cause I want to torture Rupert. | 'Cause I want to torture Rupert. |
393 | 00:16:53,722 | 00:16:57,352 | I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat. | I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat. |
394 | 00:16:57,434 | 00:17:01,564 | Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop. | Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop. |
395 | 00:17:01,647 | 00:17:03,067 | Like a GIF. | Like a GIF. |
396 | 00:17:03,941 | 00:17:05,941 | That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just... | That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just... |
397 | 00:17:07,194 | 00:17:08,404 | endless. | endless. |
398 | 00:17:09,488 | 00:17:11,448 | That's... [clears throat] correct. | That's... [clears throat] correct. |
399 | 00:17:11,949 | 00:17:16,079 | Uh, though some people, um, pronounce it "JIF." | Uh, though some people, um, pronounce it "JIF." |
400 | 00:17:18,288 | 00:17:19,668 | -Thank you, Higgins. -Thank you. | -Thank you, Higgins. -Thank you. |
401 | 00:17:20,207 | 00:17:21,997 | [footsteps departing] | [footsteps departing] |
402 | 00:17:22,084 | 00:17:23,134 | Uh... | Uh... |
403 | 00:17:23,961 | 00:17:26,051 | [Ted] Okay, let me use it in a sentence, so it sticks. | [Ted] Okay, let me use it in a sentence, so it sticks. |
404 | 00:17:26,128 | 00:17:27,298 | The "gaffer"-- me-- | The "gaffer"-- me-- |
405 | 00:17:27,381 | 00:17:28,971 | -is going out to the "pitch"-- -Yeah. | -is going out to the "pitch"-- -Yeah. |
406 | 00:17:29,049 | 00:17:30,509 | -[whistle blows] -...the grass here-- to watch practice. | -[whistle blows] -...the grass here-- to watch practice. |
407 | 00:17:30,592 | 00:17:32,432 | "Training." They call practice "training." | "Training." They call practice "training." |
408 | 00:17:32,511 | 00:17:34,511 | All this vernacular. Gonna be tough. | All this vernacular. Gonna be tough. |
409 | 00:17:34,596 | 00:17:37,136 | You know what? I'm gonna get it though. 'Cause training makes perfect. | You know what? I'm gonna get it though. 'Cause training makes perfect. |
410 | 00:17:37,224 | 00:17:38,144 | There you go. | There you go. |
411 | 00:17:38,809 | 00:17:39,809 | Oh. There's our man. | Oh. There's our man. |
412 | 00:17:42,271 | 00:17:43,861 | [players yelling] | [players yelling] |
413 | 00:17:44,857 | 00:17:47,027 | -[cheering] -[player] Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph! | -[cheering] -[player] Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph! |
414 | 00:17:47,109 | 00:17:49,649 | Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on! | Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on! |
415 | 00:17:49,736 | 00:17:52,026 | -Ooh! Who is that? -Roy Kent. | -Ooh! Who is that? -Roy Kent. |
416 | 00:17:52,114 | 00:17:55,034 | Team captain. Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder. | Team captain. Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder. |
417 | 00:17:55,117 | 00:17:58,407 | -Definitely lost a step. -But, you know, he's a legend. | -Definitely lost a step. -But, you know, he's a legend. |
418 | 00:17:58,495 | 00:18:00,115 | Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so... | Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so... |
419 | 00:18:00,706 | 00:18:02,666 | -Eight years ago. -Yeah. | -Eight years ago. -Yeah. |
420 | 00:18:03,292 | 00:18:04,292 | Mmm! | Mmm! |
421 | 00:18:04,376 | 00:18:05,456 | Oh, God, what? | Oh, God, what? |
422 | 00:18:06,253 | 00:18:08,633 | That is a darn fine sports mix, young fella. | That is a darn fine sports mix, young fella. |
423 | 00:18:08,714 | 00:18:09,844 | Coach, you try this? | Coach, you try this? |
424 | 00:18:09,923 | 00:18:12,053 | [slurps, swishes] | [slurps, swishes] |
425 | 00:18:12,134 | 00:18:12,974 | [gulps] | [gulps] |
426 | 00:18:16,054 | 00:18:17,224 | [chortles] | [chortles] |
427 | 00:18:17,306 | 00:18:19,466 | That does not come lightly from that fella, I'll tell you that. | That does not come lightly from that fella, I'll tell you that. |
428 | 00:18:19,558 | 00:18:21,058 | You continue to impress, Nathan. | You continue to impress, Nathan. |
429 | 00:18:22,311 | 00:18:23,691 | You remembered my name. | You remembered my name. |
430 | 00:18:25,314 | 00:18:27,194 | -[man groans] -Holy smokes! Did you see that? | -[man groans] -Holy smokes! Did you see that? |
431 | 00:18:27,274 | 00:18:30,284 | That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber. | That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber. |
432 | 00:18:30,360 | 00:18:32,400 | -Who the heck is that? -Jamie Tartt. | -Who the heck is that? -Jamie Tartt. |
433 | 00:18:32,487 | 00:18:34,067 | Top scorer on the team. | Top scorer on the team. |
434 | 00:18:34,156 | 00:18:35,156 | Fuck off. | Fuck off. |
435 | 00:18:35,240 | 00:18:37,910 | -Hmm. Nate, what's he like? -Who, Jamie? | -Hmm. Nate, what's he like? -Who, Jamie? |
436 | 00:18:37,993 | 00:18:39,873 | -Mm-hmm. -Eh, he's great. | -Mm-hmm. -Eh, he's great. |
437 | 00:18:41,205 | 00:18:42,035 | You know, at football. | You know, at football. |
438 | 00:18:44,124 | 00:18:45,464 | Yeah, I know fellas like that. | Yeah, I know fellas like that. |
439 | 00:18:46,502 | 00:18:49,212 | [Coach Beard] Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender outta the Nigerian league. | [Coach Beard] Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender outta the Nigerian league. |
440 | 00:18:49,296 | 00:18:51,046 | Nigeria? Like Africa? | Nigeria? Like Africa? |
441 | 00:18:52,132 | 00:18:53,932 | So these fellas are from all over the place? | So these fellas are from all over the place? |
442 | 00:18:54,009 | 00:18:55,089 | I'm open, boyo. | I'm open, boyo. |
443 | 00:18:55,177 | 00:18:56,597 | I mean, he must be from England, yeah? | I mean, he must be from England, yeah? |
444 | 00:18:56,678 | 00:18:58,178 | -Wales. -Is that another country? | -Wales. -Is that another country? |
445 | 00:18:58,263 | 00:19:01,103 | -Yes and no. -How many countries are in this country? | -Yes and no. -How many countries are in this country? |
446 | 00:19:01,183 | 00:19:02,353 | -Four. -Four. | -Four. -Four. |
447 | 00:19:03,268 | 00:19:05,228 | It's kinda like America these days. | It's kinda like America these days. |
448 | 00:19:05,854 | 00:19:06,864 | Right. | Right. |
449 | 00:19:21,203 | 00:19:22,833 | I do love a locker room. | I do love a locker room. |
450 | 00:19:23,705 | 00:19:25,325 | Smells like potential. | Smells like potential. |
451 | 00:19:26,583 | 00:19:28,713 | And am I getting notes of Axe body spray? | And am I getting notes of Axe body spray? |
452 | 00:19:28,794 | 00:19:30,344 | -Spot on, Coach. -Mm. | -Spot on, Coach. -Mm. |
453 | 00:19:30,420 | 00:19:32,260 | But I think they call it something else here. | But I think they call it something else here. |
454 | 00:19:37,135 | 00:19:38,135 | Oh. | Oh. |
455 | 00:19:41,473 | 00:19:43,313 | -Ding, ding, ding. -Ah! | -Ding, ding, ding. -Ah! |
456 | 00:19:43,809 | 00:19:44,849 | Lynx. | Lynx. |
457 | 00:19:45,644 | 00:19:47,154 | My favorite of the jungle cats. | My favorite of the jungle cats. |
458 | 00:19:47,229 | 00:19:48,939 | [players chattering] | [players chattering] |
459 | 00:19:52,150 | 00:19:54,320 | Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face. | Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face. |
460 | 00:19:54,403 | 00:19:55,493 | [Nathan] Thanks, thanks. | [Nathan] Thanks, thanks. |
461 | 00:19:55,571 | 00:19:58,701 | [chattering continues] | [chattering continues] |
462 | 00:20:05,372 | 00:20:06,752 | Yeesh. | Yeesh. |
463 | 00:20:06,832 | 00:20:08,212 | Last time I saw eyes that cold, | Last time I saw eyes that cold, |
464 | 00:20:08,292 | 00:20:10,292 | they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider. | they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider. |
465 | 00:20:10,377 | 00:20:12,337 | -Jaws? -No, All That Jazz. | -Jaws? -No, All That Jazz. |
466 | 00:20:12,421 | 00:20:14,301 | I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas. | I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas. |
467 | 00:20:14,381 | 00:20:16,181 | Don't stop what you're doing. | Don't stop what you're doing. |
468 | 00:20:16,258 | 00:20:18,638 | My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard. | My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard. |
469 | 00:20:18,719 | 00:20:20,679 | I know we don't officially start quite yet, | I know we don't officially start quite yet, |
470 | 00:20:20,762 | 00:20:23,102 | but, uh, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy, | but, uh, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy, |
471 | 00:20:23,182 | 00:20:25,062 | let you know how excited we are to be here-- | let you know how excited we are to be here-- |
472 | 00:20:25,142 | 00:20:26,272 | [woman] Knock, knock. | [woman] Knock, knock. |
473 | 00:20:26,351 | 00:20:28,311 | Is everyone in here decent? | Is everyone in here decent? |
474 | 00:20:28,395 | 00:20:30,225 | [chattering] | [chattering] |
475 | 00:20:30,314 | 00:20:32,654 | Oh, boys, that's disappointing. | Oh, boys, that's disappointing. |
476 | 00:20:32,733 | 00:20:33,903 | [laughter, chattering] | [laughter, chattering] |
477 | 00:20:33,984 | 00:20:36,954 | Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you? | Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you? |
478 | 00:20:37,029 | 00:20:39,569 | No, no, that's okay. How can I help you? | No, no, that's okay. How can I help you? |
479 | 00:20:39,656 | 00:20:41,366 | No, I'm here to pick up that one. | No, I'm here to pick up that one. |
480 | 00:20:41,450 | 00:20:42,870 | Yeah. Sorry, Coach. | Yeah. Sorry, Coach. |
481 | 00:20:42,951 | 00:20:45,121 | She made me an appointment. I'm getting waxed. | She made me an appointment. I'm getting waxed. |
482 | 00:20:45,204 | 00:20:46,294 | -[players jeer] -[wolf whistle] | -[players jeer] -[wolf whistle] |
483 | 00:20:46,371 | 00:20:48,121 | It's more for the fans than it is for me. | It's more for the fans than it is for me. |
484 | 00:20:48,207 | 00:20:50,827 | Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off. | Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off. |
485 | 00:20:50,918 | 00:20:52,498 | Sweetheart. | Sweetheart. |
486 | 00:20:53,879 | 00:20:55,089 | I mean, I can stay if you want. | I mean, I can stay if you want. |
487 | 00:20:56,381 | 00:20:57,381 | No, that's okay. | No, that's okay. |
488 | 00:20:57,466 | 00:20:58,876 | All right, cheers. | All right, cheers. |
489 | 00:20:58,967 | 00:21:00,297 | -Yeah. -There you go. | -Yeah. -There you go. |
490 | 00:21:00,385 | 00:21:01,345 | All right, kid, after you. | All right, kid, after you. |
491 | 00:21:01,428 | 00:21:03,218 | You're gonna be a gentleman now, are you? | You're gonna be a gentleman now, are you? |
492 | 00:21:03,305 | 00:21:05,055 | No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass. | No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass. |
493 | 00:21:06,391 | 00:21:07,681 | Fuck off. | Fuck off. |
494 | 00:21:07,768 | 00:21:10,348 | Watch it and weep. | Watch it and weep. |
495 | 00:21:10,437 | 00:21:12,857 | [players chattering] | [players chattering] |
496 | 00:21:16,652 | 00:21:19,452 | Anyhoo, uh, thank you for your time. | Anyhoo, uh, thank you for your time. |
497 | 00:21:24,451 | 00:21:27,791 | [upbeat R&B music playing] | [upbeat R&B music playing] |
498 | 00:21:44,263 | 00:21:46,313 | [song continues] | [song continues] |
499 | 00:22:02,072 | 00:22:03,372 | [song ends] | [song ends] |
500 | 00:22:03,448 | 00:22:06,078 | -Coach. You gotta stay up. -[groans] | -Coach. You gotta stay up. -[groans] |
501 | 00:22:06,994 | 00:22:09,204 | Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop. | Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop. |
502 | 00:22:10,080 | 00:22:11,080 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
503 | 00:22:12,291 | 00:22:14,171 | Roy! Hey, Roy! | Roy! Hey, Roy! |
504 | 00:22:15,878 | 00:22:17,628 | Yeah? What do you want? | Yeah? What do you want? |
505 | 00:22:17,713 | 00:22:19,923 | It was real fun watching you out there today. | It was real fun watching you out there today. |
506 | 00:22:20,007 | 00:22:22,257 | You know, the boys really respond to you. | You know, the boys really respond to you. |
507 | 00:22:22,342 | 00:22:24,682 | It doesn't surprise me though. You've had a heck of a career. | It doesn't surprise me though. You've had a heck of a career. |
508 | 00:22:25,304 | 00:22:26,354 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
509 | 00:22:26,430 | 00:22:27,510 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
510 | 00:22:28,056 | 00:22:31,436 | Never thought it would end being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald. | Never thought it would end being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald. |
511 | 00:22:38,358 | 00:22:40,438 | You gonna let him call you that? | You gonna let him call you that? |
512 | 00:22:40,527 | 00:22:41,947 | I don't think he was referring to me. | I don't think he was referring to me. |
513 | 00:22:42,362 | 00:22:45,492 | Hmm. He thinks he's mad now, wait till we win him over. | Hmm. He thinks he's mad now, wait till we win him over. |
514 | 00:22:46,241 | 00:22:48,741 | He'll be furious. | He'll be furious. |
515 | 00:22:48,827 | 00:22:50,077 | You got any tape? | You got any tape? |
516 | 00:23:02,424 | 00:23:03,434 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
517 | 00:23:25,155 | 00:23:26,615 | [in deep voice] What you doing in there? | [in deep voice] What you doing in there? |
518 | 00:23:26,698 | 00:23:29,408 | -[groans] -Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right? | -[groans] -Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right? |
519 | 00:23:29,493 | 00:23:30,993 | Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. | Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. |
520 | 00:23:31,078 | 00:23:32,248 | I shouldn't laugh. | I shouldn't laugh. |
521 | 00:23:32,329 | 00:23:33,869 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
522 | 00:23:33,956 | 00:23:37,916 | No, I was just making some adjustments to the locker room here. | No, I was just making some adjustments to the locker room here. |
523 | 00:23:38,001 | 00:23:39,501 | Nice, yeah. | Nice, yeah. |
524 | 00:23:39,586 | 00:23:43,046 | Though, I believe it's crooked. | Though, I believe it's crooked. |
525 | 00:23:44,424 | 00:23:46,684 | Now here I am thinking it was the room that was all outta whack. | Now here I am thinking it was the room that was all outta whack. |
526 | 00:23:46,760 | 00:23:48,100 | But you know what? I think you're right. | But you know what? I think you're right. |
527 | 00:23:48,512 | 00:23:49,812 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
528 | 00:23:49,888 | 00:23:51,678 | What you doing back here? Where's Jamie? | What you doing back here? Where's Jamie? |
529 | 00:23:51,765 | 00:23:53,265 | Oh, he left his phone in his locker. | Oh, he left his phone in his locker. |
530 | 00:23:53,350 | 00:23:54,940 | Why didn't he come get it? | Why didn't he come get it? |
531 | 00:23:55,018 | 00:23:57,438 | He's still getting waxed. He's surprisingly furry. | He's still getting waxed. He's surprisingly furry. |
532 | 00:23:57,521 | 00:23:59,481 | The hair was, like, growing back while she was doing it. | The hair was, like, growing back while she was doing it. |
533 | 00:24:00,107 | 00:24:01,937 | -Come on, now. -[laughs] May I? | -Come on, now. -[laughs] May I? |
534 | 00:24:02,025 | 00:24:03,775 | -Yeah, yeah. Help yourself. -Thanks. | -Yeah, yeah. Help yourself. -Thanks. |
535 | 00:24:11,702 | 00:24:13,412 | Lower it down on that side. | Lower it down on that side. |
536 | 00:24:13,495 | 00:24:14,495 | Oh. Great. | Oh. Great. |
537 | 00:24:14,580 | 00:24:15,750 | Keep going. Little bit. | Keep going. Little bit. |
538 | 00:24:16,665 | 00:24:17,665 | Teeny bit more. | Teeny bit more. |
539 | 00:24:17,749 | 00:24:19,329 | Stop! That's perfect. | Stop! That's perfect. |
540 | 00:24:19,418 | 00:24:21,918 | All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork. | All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork. |
541 | 00:24:22,963 | 00:24:24,553 | -Pow. Yeah. -Old-school. | -Pow. Yeah. -Old-school. |
542 | 00:24:24,631 | 00:24:27,091 | -I'm Keeley, by the way. -Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso. | -I'm Keeley, by the way. -Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso. |
543 | 00:24:27,176 | 00:24:29,296 | No, I know. You're trending hard on Twitter right now. | No, I know. You're trending hard on Twitter right now. |
544 | 00:24:29,386 | 00:24:30,546 | How 'bout that. | How 'bout that. |
545 | 00:24:31,221 | 00:24:32,931 | -Do you even tweet? -Nah. | -Do you even tweet? -Nah. |
546 | 00:24:33,015 | 00:24:34,425 | But I do beatbox all right. | But I do beatbox all right. |
547 | 00:24:35,350 | 00:24:38,350 | [beatboxing] | [beatboxing] |
548 | 00:24:41,273 | 00:24:42,363 | [pop] | [pop] |
549 | 00:24:43,817 | 00:24:46,817 | I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me. | I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me. |
550 | 00:24:46,904 | 00:24:48,864 | Well, I hope you never run into Biz Markie. | Well, I hope you never run into Biz Markie. |
551 | 00:24:48,947 | 00:24:50,367 | [soft chuckle] | [soft chuckle] |
552 | 00:24:50,449 | 00:24:51,739 | All right. | All right. |
553 | 00:24:51,825 | 00:24:54,695 | Well, if you get curious and you start searching around on Twitter, | Well, if you get curious and you start searching around on Twitter, |
554 | 00:24:54,786 | 00:24:56,326 | I would avoid #Richmond. | I would avoid #Richmond. |
555 | 00:24:56,413 | 00:24:59,463 | -Okay. -Or wanker. Or dick. | -Okay. -Or wanker. Or dick. |
556 | 00:25:00,083 | 00:25:01,753 | -Well, I'll take your word for it. -Oh. | -Well, I'll take your word for it. -Oh. |
557 | 00:25:02,753 | 00:25:04,843 | Welcome to England. | Welcome to England. |
558 | 00:25:12,846 | 00:25:14,806 | Thank you. Hey, and thanks again for the lift. | Thank you. Hey, and thanks again for the lift. |
559 | 00:25:14,890 | 00:25:15,850 | That's all right. | That's all right. |
560 | 00:25:15,933 | 00:25:17,563 | Hey, this you, Nate? | Hey, this you, Nate? |
561 | 00:25:17,643 | 00:25:19,523 | Oh, that one? God, no. No, couldn't handle that. | Oh, that one? God, no. No, couldn't handle that. |
562 | 00:25:19,603 | 00:25:21,103 | This is me. Green one here. | This is me. Green one here. |
563 | 00:25:21,188 | 00:25:23,568 | Right. So, get that in there. | Right. So, get that in there. |
564 | 00:25:23,649 | 00:25:24,649 | Come on. | Come on. |
565 | 00:25:24,733 | 00:25:27,363 | Already burning the midnight oil, I see, Ted. | Already burning the midnight oil, I see, Ted. |
566 | 00:25:27,444 | 00:25:28,654 | Well, as the man once said, | Well, as the man once said, |
567 | 00:25:28,737 | 00:25:31,317 | "The harder you work, the luckier you get," huh? | "The harder you work, the luckier you get," huh? |
568 | 00:25:32,199 | 00:25:33,199 | [Nathan] On the diagonal. | [Nathan] On the diagonal. |
569 | 00:25:33,283 | 00:25:35,243 | My apologies, Ted. We should have ordered you a car. | My apologies, Ted. We should have ordered you a car. |
570 | 00:25:35,327 | 00:25:36,657 | Oh, no. That's okay. | Oh, no. That's okay. |
571 | 00:25:36,745 | 00:25:37,825 | -Night, y'all. -[Coach Beard] Got it. | -Night, y'all. -[Coach Beard] Got it. |
572 | 00:25:38,622 | 00:25:40,332 | [gags, clears throat] | [gags, clears throat] |
573 | 00:25:41,375 | 00:25:42,375 | What is wrong with you? | What is wrong with you? |
574 | 00:25:42,459 | 00:25:44,589 | It's just that everything I've eaten today... | It's just that everything I've eaten today... |
575 | 00:25:45,546 | 00:25:47,456 | feels like it's stuck right here. | feels like it's stuck right here. |
576 | 00:25:47,548 | 00:25:48,758 | [Coach Beard grunts] | [Coach Beard grunts] |
577 | 00:25:49,508 | 00:25:50,758 | I got it. I got it. | I got it. I got it. |
578 | 00:25:50,843 | 00:25:52,723 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
579 | 00:25:52,803 | 00:25:53,803 | Here we go. | Here we go. |
580 | 00:25:53,887 | 00:25:57,177 | He seems like such a nice man. I'm not sure I can do this. | He seems like such a nice man. I'm not sure I can do this. |
581 | 00:25:59,142 | 00:26:00,392 | Obviously, for this to work, | Obviously, for this to work, |
582 | 00:26:00,477 | 00:26:04,857 | I'm going to need the full support of my new director of football operations. | I'm going to need the full support of my new director of football operations. |
583 | 00:26:05,858 | 00:26:08,278 | I'm assuming that's a promotion and substantial pay rise | I'm assuming that's a promotion and substantial pay rise |
584 | 00:26:08,360 | 00:26:10,860 | that would be of interest to you and your family. | that would be of interest to you and your family. |
585 | 00:26:11,488 | 00:26:13,318 | [horn honking] | [horn honking] |
586 | 00:26:13,407 | 00:26:15,527 | Hey, look, this car's got an invisible steering wheel! | Hey, look, this car's got an invisible steering wheel! |
587 | 00:26:16,577 | 00:26:17,617 | [honking] | [honking] |
588 | 00:26:17,703 | 00:26:18,663 | I'm just kidding. | I'm just kidding. |
589 | 00:26:18,745 | 00:26:20,455 | It's my man Nate here running the horn. | It's my man Nate here running the horn. |
590 | 00:26:20,539 | 00:26:23,169 | You're a godsend, Ted Lasso. | You're a godsend, Ted Lasso. |
591 | 00:26:23,250 | 00:26:25,090 | [chuckles] Takes one to know one. | [chuckles] Takes one to know one. |
592 | 00:26:25,169 | 00:26:26,839 | -[honking] -[chuckling] | -[honking] -[chuckling] |
593 | 00:26:29,756 | 00:26:30,756 | Well? | Well? |
594 | 00:26:32,092 | 00:26:33,302 | I accept. | I accept. |
595 | 00:26:33,385 | 00:26:34,505 | Wonderful. | Wonderful. |
596 | 00:26:37,139 | 00:26:38,139 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
597 | 00:26:40,475 | 00:26:42,135 | Oh, and, uh, Higgins, | Oh, and, uh, Higgins, |
598 | 00:26:42,227 | 00:26:45,017 | I know that there'll be elements to this little adventure | I know that there'll be elements to this little adventure |
599 | 00:26:45,105 | 00:26:46,395 | that will weigh on you a bit. | that will weigh on you a bit. |
600 | 00:26:46,481 | 00:26:48,731 | But, uh, I'm sure it won't be harder than it was | But, uh, I'm sure it won't be harder than it was |
601 | 00:26:48,817 | 00:26:51,817 | to sneak all Rupert's women in and out behind my back all those years. | to sneak all Rupert's women in and out behind my back all those years. |
602 | 00:26:54,781 | 00:26:56,451 | [engine starts] | [engine starts] |
603 | 00:27:00,871 | 00:27:03,121 | [Higgins gags, groans] | [Higgins gags, groans] |
604 | 00:27:07,169 | 00:27:08,299 | This is you, Coach. | This is you, Coach. |
605 | 00:27:09,338 | 00:27:11,548 | Okay. All right. You good? | Okay. All right. You good? |
606 | 00:27:11,632 | 00:27:13,222 | -I'm good. You good? -Yeah. | -I'm good. You good? -Yeah. |
607 | 00:27:13,300 | 00:27:14,470 | -Night, Coach. -Good night, Coach. | -Night, Coach. -Good night, Coach. |
608 | 00:27:14,551 | 00:27:16,011 | Oh. I almost forgot. | Oh. I almost forgot. |
609 | 00:27:17,304 | 00:27:18,814 | What's this for? | What's this for? |
610 | 00:27:18,889 | 00:27:20,559 | -"Into touch." -Get some sleep, Coach. | -"Into touch." -Get some sleep, Coach. |
611 | 00:27:20,641 | 00:27:21,851 | Yeah, I will. | Yeah, I will. |
612 | 00:27:56,677 | 00:27:57,927 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
613 | 00:28:04,935 | 00:28:06,135 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
614 | 00:28:09,106 | 00:28:11,566 | Hey, big guy. How you doing? How was school today? | Hey, big guy. How you doing? How was school today? |
615 | 00:28:12,943 | 00:28:13,863 | Right. | Right. |
616 | 00:28:13,944 | 00:28:15,534 | Ah, no, I-I forgot. | Ah, no, I-I forgot. |
617 | 00:28:15,612 | 00:28:17,872 | Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today. | Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today. |
618 | 00:28:18,866 | 00:28:20,776 | Yeah. Yeah, you could say that. | Yeah. Yeah, you could say that. |
619 | 00:28:20,868 | 00:28:22,288 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
620 | 00:28:22,369 | 00:28:24,789 | No, no, that's okay. No. I just wanted to hear your voice. | No, no, that's okay. No. I just wanted to hear your voice. |
621 | 00:28:24,872 | 00:28:26,422 | Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah. |
622 | 00:28:26,498 | 00:28:28,078 | Hey, is your mom there? | Hey, is your mom there? |
623 | 00:28:28,166 | 00:28:30,246 | Okay. Thanks, big guy. | Okay. Thanks, big guy. |
624 | 00:28:30,335 | 00:28:31,415 | Hey, I miss you. | Hey, I miss you. |
625 | 00:28:34,047 | 00:28:35,547 | Yeah, I love you too. | Yeah, I love you too. |
626 | 00:28:36,258 | 00:28:37,258 | Okay. | Okay. |
627 | 00:28:46,768 | 00:28:48,098 | Hey, how you doing? | Hey, how you doing? |
628 | 00:28:48,770 | 00:28:51,440 | Yeah. Well, you know, so far so good. You know? | Yeah. Well, you know, so far so good. You know? |
629 | 00:28:52,858 | 00:28:55,188 | [stammers] It's gonna take some getting used to, yeah. | [stammers] It's gonna take some getting used to, yeah. |
630 | 00:28:55,277 | 00:28:57,947 | But-But I think once we get going, it's gonna go all right. | But-But I think once we get going, it's gonna go all right. |
631 | 00:28:58,864 | 00:29:01,414 | Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah. | Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah. |
632 | 00:29:02,326 | 00:29:04,996 | Well, you know what? It's actually pretty nice. Yeah. | Well, you know what? It's actually pretty nice. Yeah. |
633 | 00:29:06,163 | 00:29:08,833 | Yeah, and tell you what, they got a cute neighborhood too. | Yeah, and tell you what, they got a cute neighborhood too. |
634 | 00:29:08,916 | 00:29:09,916 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
635 | 00:29:10,000 | 00:29:12,380 | Yeah, you and the little guy gotta get on over here. | Yeah, you and the little guy gotta get on over here. |
636 | 00:29:12,461 | 00:29:13,631 | Come check it out. | Come check it out. |
637 | 00:29:18,634 | 00:29:19,934 | What? No, what did I say? | What? No, what did I say? |
638 | 00:29:23,472 | 00:29:26,142 | But that's what I'm doing though. I'm giving you that space. | But that's what I'm doing though. I'm giving you that space. |
639 | 00:29:27,768 | 00:29:28,768 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
640 | 00:29:28,852 | 00:29:30,652 | Yeah, and myself. Right. Uh-huh. | Yeah, and myself. Right. Uh-huh. |
641 | 00:29:32,648 | 00:29:33,688 | Okay. | Okay. |
642 | 00:29:34,441 | 00:29:36,441 | No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah. | No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah. |
643 | 00:29:36,527 | 00:29:37,777 | Hey, hey, Michelle. | Hey, hey, Michelle. |
644 | 00:29:39,404 | 00:29:40,414 | I love you. | I love you. |
645 | 00:29:44,409 | 00:29:46,369 | No, no, that's okay. You don't have to. | No, no, that's okay. You don't have to. |
646 | 00:29:47,621 | 00:29:49,621 | Really. Yeah. | Really. Yeah. |
647 | 00:29:52,501 | 00:29:53,591 | Okay. | Okay. |
648 | 00:29:54,628 | 00:29:55,878 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
649 | 00:29:55,963 | 00:29:57,763 | All right, now. Good night. | All right, now. Good night. |
650 | 00:30:02,511 | 00:30:03,511 | [phone clicks] | [phone clicks] |
651 | 00:30:15,274 | 00:30:17,944 | Shoot. Now I can't sleep. | Shoot. Now I can't sleep. |
652 | 00:30:18,652 | 00:30:21,662 | [rap music playing] | [rap music playing] |