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1 00:00:01,460 00:00:02,670 [man cheers, claps] [man cheers, claps]
2 00:00:02,753 00:00:05,763 [rock music playing] [rock music playing]
3 00:00:05,839 00:00:07,719 [whistle blowing] [whistle blowing]
4 00:00:09,426 00:00:11,346 [man] Come on! Come on! Let's do this! [man] Come on! Come on! Let's do this!
5 00:00:11,428 00:00:12,388 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
6 00:00:12,471 00:00:13,641 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
7 00:00:15,349 00:00:17,679 [song continues] [song continues]
8 00:00:26,276 00:00:28,526 [chattering] [chattering]
9 00:00:33,534 00:00:35,794 [song distorts, fades] [song distorts, fades]
10 00:00:40,874 00:00:42,714 Oh. [clears throat] Oh. [clears throat]
11 00:00:47,130 00:00:49,380 Rupert and I bought this on our fifth anniversary. Rupert and I bought this on our fifth anniversary.
12 00:00:50,175 00:00:52,335 Well, you have exquisite taste. Well, you have exquisite taste.
13 00:00:53,053 00:00:54,603 [chuckles] Do you want it? [chuckles] Do you want it?
14 00:00:55,556 00:00:59,136 But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds. But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds.
15 00:00:59,977 00:01:01,977 Good point. You should've said yes. Good point. You should've said yes.
16 00:01:02,062 00:01:03,862 -Auction pile, please. -[man 2] Right away, ma'am. -Auction pile, please. -[man 2] Right away, ma'am.
17 00:01:04,815 00:01:05,895 [winces] [winces]
18 00:01:08,735 00:01:11,855 So, um, Mrs. Mannion-- So, um, Mrs. Mannion--
19 00:01:11,947 00:01:15,027 Excuse me. Ms. Welton. [groans, chuckles] Excuse me. Ms. Welton. [groans, chuckles]
20 00:01:15,534 00:01:16,584 George is here. George is here.
21 00:01:16,660 00:01:18,250 If he's here, why isn't he here? If he's here, why isn't he here?
22 00:01:18,328 00:01:20,958 Oh. Yes. Good point. Oh. Yes. Good point.
23 00:01:21,540 00:01:22,540 George. George.
24 00:01:23,125 00:01:25,285 -Higgy boy. [laughs] -Oh! Good one. -Higgy boy. [laughs] -Oh! Good one.
25 00:01:25,919 00:01:28,049 Hey. I love what you've done to the place. Hey. I love what you've done to the place.
26 00:01:28,922 00:01:30,922 Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you? Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you?
27 00:01:31,008 00:01:33,138 I could ask the same of your hair. Please. I could ask the same of your hair. Please.
28 00:01:34,720 00:01:36,760 -She's a cheeky one, isn't she, eh? -[chuckles] -She's a cheeky one, isn't she, eh? -[chuckles]
29 00:01:36,847 00:01:39,097 Right, love. Listen, I've got training in a minute. Right, love. Listen, I've got training in a minute.
30 00:01:39,183 00:01:42,733 So whatever it is you need to get off your impressive chest, So whatever it is you need to get off your impressive chest,
31 00:01:42,811 00:01:44,481 -let me have it. -Of course. -let me have it. -Of course.
32 00:01:44,563 00:01:45,563 You're fired. You're fired.
33 00:01:45,647 00:01:47,017 [scoffs] Yeah, right. [scoffs] Yeah, right.
34 00:01:47,107 00:01:49,647 And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So... And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So...
35 00:01:51,195 00:01:52,815 Wish you the best of luck. Wish you the best of luck.
36 00:01:54,573 00:01:56,123 Fired? What the fuck for? Fired? What the fuck for?
37 00:01:56,992 00:01:58,162 [sighs] [sighs]
38 00:01:58,243 00:02:00,953 I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really. I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really.
39 00:02:01,747 00:02:03,327 Your casual misogyny, for one. Your casual misogyny, for one.
40 00:02:03,415 00:02:05,245 -What? -I know, it's a big word. -What? -I know, it's a big word.
41 00:02:05,334 00:02:06,964 Ask one of your daughters what it means. Ask one of your daughters what it means.
42 00:02:07,044 00:02:08,634 Or perhaps it's your performance, Or perhaps it's your performance,
43 00:02:08,711 00:02:12,631 having led this team through yet another remarkably average season. having led this team through yet another remarkably average season.
44 00:02:12,716 00:02:15,296 Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts
45 00:02:15,385 00:02:17,135 that force me to see one of your testicles. that force me to see one of your testicles.
46 00:02:18,430 00:02:19,680 And there's the other one. And there's the other one.
47 00:02:20,349 00:02:21,429 Liam and Noel. Liam and Noel.
48 00:02:22,059 00:02:23,519 Though, perhaps not an oasis. Though, perhaps not an oasis.
49 00:02:23,602 00:02:26,192 Still, if I'm being completely honest, George, Still, if I'm being completely honest, George,
50 00:02:26,271 00:02:29,531 you're fired because I'm the owner now, and I don't like you. you're fired because I'm the owner now, and I don't like you.
51 00:02:29,608 00:02:31,028 [scoffs] [scoffs]
52 00:02:31,109 00:02:32,949 Now do piss off, you fat twat. Now do piss off, you fat twat.
53 00:02:36,532 00:02:37,992 Hey, Higgy boy. Hey, Higgy boy.
54 00:02:38,075 00:02:39,485 What do you think's worse? What do you think's worse?
55 00:02:39,576 00:02:43,746 Your husband cheating on you or being the last to know? Your husband cheating on you or being the last to know?
56 00:02:46,708 00:02:48,958 Is there someone that could pop out and fetch me a salad? Is there someone that could pop out and fetch me a salad?
57 00:02:49,044 00:02:50,554 [scoffs] [scoffs]
58 00:02:50,629 00:02:53,009 Nothing with raisins in it, please. Nothing with raisins in it, please.
59 00:02:53,090 00:02:54,220 [George] Fuck you. [George] Fuck you.
60 00:02:54,883 00:02:58,263 So, what to do as far as new managers go? So, what to do as far as new managers go?
61 00:02:58,345 00:03:00,885 Shall I prepare a list of candidates? Shall I prepare a list of candidates?
62 00:03:00,973 00:03:03,643 No. That won't be necessary. No. That won't be necessary.
63 00:03:04,101 00:03:06,441 ["SportsCenter" theme playing] ["SportsCenter" theme playing]
64 00:03:08,355 00:03:11,725 This is a bit of surprising news from the other side of the Atlantic. This is a bit of surprising news from the other side of the Atlantic.
65 00:03:11,817 00:03:14,607 AFC Richmond announced the hiring of their new manager, AFC Richmond announced the hiring of their new manager,
66 00:03:14,695 00:03:16,945 one Theodore "Ted" Lasso. one Theodore "Ted" Lasso.
67 00:03:17,030 00:03:21,410 Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading the Division II Wichita State Shockers Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading the Division II Wichita State Shockers
68 00:03:21,493 00:03:24,333 to their first ever national title in American football. to their first ever national title in American football.
69 00:03:24,413 00:03:26,923 He took the Shockers from a garbage program He took the Shockers from a garbage program
70 00:03:26,999 00:03:29,919 all the way to the promised land in his very first season as head coach. all the way to the promised land in his very first season as head coach.
71 00:03:30,002 00:03:34,012 But for a lot of us, that's not how Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts, But for a lot of us, that's not how Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts,
72 00:03:34,089 00:03:35,589 certainly not into our living rooms. certainly not into our living rooms.
73 00:03:35,674 00:03:37,224 -For me, it'll always be Ted... -[cheering] -For me, it'll always be Ted... -[cheering]
74 00:03:38,552 00:03:40,472 celebrating a moment of joy with his team celebrating a moment of joy with his team
75 00:03:40,554 00:03:42,764 in a way that you really have to see to understand. in a way that you really have to see to understand.
76 00:03:42,848 00:03:44,348 And then, even when you see it... And then, even when you see it...
77 00:03:44,433 00:03:45,523 [chanting, indistinct] [chanting, indistinct]
78 00:03:45,601 00:03:48,351 I don't necessarily know that understanding is what we're doing. I don't necessarily know that understanding is what we're doing.
79 00:03:48,437 00:03:49,897 [cheering] [cheering]
80 00:03:50,606 00:03:52,106 Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man. Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man.
81 00:03:52,191 00:03:54,531 And good luck with the most beautiful game. And good luck with the most beautiful game.
82 00:03:55,027 00:03:56,237 Do us proud. Do us proud.
83 00:03:56,320 00:03:57,320 Go, 'Murica. Go, 'Murica.
84 00:03:58,280 00:04:01,070 [toilet flushes] [toilet flushes]
85 00:04:11,502 00:04:12,502 Oi, mate. This you? Oi, mate. This you?
86 00:04:12,586 00:04:15,206 -I believe it is, yeah. -Oh, man! Legend. -I believe it is, yeah. -Oh, man! Legend.
87 00:04:15,297 00:04:16,547 Can I get an ussie? Can I get an ussie?
88 00:04:16,632 00:04:17,882 [camera clicks] [camera clicks]
89 00:04:17,966 00:04:19,216 -That's dope. -[Ted chuckles] -That's dope. -[Ted chuckles]
90 00:04:19,301 00:04:21,301 You know, back where I'm from, we call those selfies. You know, back where I'm from, we call those selfies.
91 00:04:21,386 00:04:22,636 Well, it's not "myself," yeah? Well, it's not "myself," yeah?
92 00:04:22,721 00:04:24,391 It's "us," innit? "Ussie." It's "us," innit? "Ussie."
93 00:04:24,473 00:04:25,893 Yeah. I like that. Yeah. I like that.
94 00:04:25,974 00:04:26,894 Wicked. Wicked.
95 00:04:27,434 00:04:28,814 You coaching football. You coaching football.
96 00:04:28,894 00:04:31,364 Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid.
97 00:04:31,438 00:04:34,108 I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fucking murder you. I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fucking murder you.
98 00:04:34,650 00:04:36,990 Well, you know, I've heard that tune before. Well, you know, I've heard that tune before.
99 00:04:37,069 00:04:38,699 But here I am, still dancing. But here I am, still dancing.
100 00:04:38,779 00:04:41,109 -Legend. -Yeah. Nice meeting you. -Legend. -Yeah. Nice meeting you.
101 00:04:45,536 00:04:47,196 What you reading? Another soccer book. What you reading? Another soccer book.
102 00:04:47,287 00:04:48,577 Coach, you are a sponge. Coach, you are a sponge.
103 00:04:49,206 00:04:51,206 Come on. Hit me with a fun fact. Come on. Hit me with a fun fact.
104 00:04:51,291 00:04:53,921 They don't say "out of bounds." They say "into touch." They don't say "out of bounds." They say "into touch."
105 00:04:54,002 00:04:56,762 Okay, you owe me five bucks if I sneak that into a sentence later. Okay, you owe me five bucks if I sneak that into a sentence later.
106 00:04:56,839 00:04:58,339 -You're on. -Okay. -You're on. -Okay.
107 00:04:58,423 00:04:59,803 -[imitates explosion] -[PA: chime] -[imitates explosion] -[PA: chime]
108 00:04:59,883 00:05:02,053 [woman on PA] Good evening. We'll be dimming the cabin shortly. [woman on PA] Good evening. We'll be dimming the cabin shortly.
109 00:05:02,135 00:05:04,345 We should get some sleep. The jet lag will kill us. We should get some sleep. The jet lag will kill us.
110 00:05:04,429 00:05:06,679 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
111 00:05:07,724 00:05:09,024 Hmm. Hmm.
112 00:05:09,101 00:05:10,731 Are we nuts for doing this? Are we nuts for doing this?
113 00:05:11,353 00:05:12,523 Yeah, this is nuts. Yeah, this is nuts.
114 00:05:12,604 00:05:15,324 Hey, but taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? Hey, but taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it?
115 00:05:15,399 00:05:16,979 If you're comfortable while you're doing it, If you're comfortable while you're doing it,
116 00:05:17,067 00:05:18,067 probably doing it wrong. probably doing it wrong.
117 00:05:19,653 00:05:21,703 -Okay, good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. -Okay, good night, Coach. -Night, Coach.
118 00:05:25,033 00:05:26,663 Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey!
119 00:05:26,743 00:05:30,123 If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit,
120 00:05:30,205 00:05:32,535 -pretend like we don't know each other. -You got it, stranger. -pretend like we don't know each other. -You got it, stranger.
121 00:05:32,624 00:05:34,044 Nice. Nice.
122 00:05:42,718 00:05:44,718 [man snoring] [man snoring]
123 00:05:45,762 00:05:47,312 [theme music plays] [theme music plays]
124 00:06:08,410 00:06:10,500 -[man] You didn't sleep at all? -[Ted] Not a wink. -[man] You didn't sleep at all? -[Ted] Not a wink.
125 00:06:10,579 00:06:12,749 No. My brain just kept on cooking. No. My brain just kept on cooking.
126 00:06:12,831 00:06:14,711 At first, I was thinking about not sleeping. At first, I was thinking about not sleeping.
127 00:06:14,791 00:06:17,421 Then I was thinking about thinking about not sleeping. And that-- [sputters] Then I was thinking about thinking about not sleeping. And that-- [sputters]
128 00:06:17,503 00:06:18,843 That's never good. That's never good.
129 00:06:18,921 00:06:19,921 Next thing you know, Next thing you know,
130 00:06:20,005 00:06:21,795 they're handing out warm chocolate chip cookies they're handing out warm chocolate chip cookies
131 00:06:21,882 00:06:23,182 and the plane's landing. and the plane's landing.
132 00:06:23,258 00:06:25,338 I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine? I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine?
133 00:06:25,427 00:06:27,217 That's not part of the story. I think this is us right here. That's not part of the story. I think this is us right here.
134 00:06:27,304 00:06:28,474 Hey, how ya doin'? Hey, how ya doin'?
135 00:06:28,555 00:06:29,965 -My name's Ted. What's yours? -Ollie. -My name's Ted. What's yours? -Ollie.
136 00:06:30,057 00:06:31,517 -Ollie. All right. -Let me get your bags. -Ollie. All right. -Let me get your bags.
137 00:06:31,600 00:06:33,980 No, no, no, Ollie. We packed 'em, we'll carry 'em. No, no, no, Ollie. We packed 'em, we'll carry 'em.
138 00:06:34,061 00:06:35,981 Love to make a little pit stop though. Love to make a little pit stop though.
139 00:06:36,063 00:06:37,063 Okay. Follow me. Okay. Follow me.
140 00:06:37,981 00:06:39,271 [horn honks] [horn honks]
141 00:06:40,943 00:06:42,033 [Ted whistles] [Ted whistles]
142 00:06:42,110 00:06:43,780 Yeah. There you go. Yeah. There you go.
143 00:06:45,489 00:06:48,159 Coach, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, right? Coach, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, right?
144 00:06:48,242 00:06:49,582 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
145 00:06:49,660 00:06:51,700 Hey, I've never actually said that when not in Kansas before. Hey, I've never actually said that when not in Kansas before.
146 00:06:51,787 00:06:53,537 -That's kinda nice. -Yeah. -That's kinda nice. -Yeah.
147 00:06:54,665 00:06:56,455 Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie. Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie.
148 00:06:56,542 00:06:57,922 Ready to boogie whenever you are. Ready to boogie whenever you are.
149 00:06:58,001 00:06:59,501 Okay. That's Tower Bridge. Okay. That's Tower Bridge.
150 00:06:59,586 00:07:02,416 [Ted] Right. Not the London Bridge, 'cause this one's still up. [Ted] Right. Not the London Bridge, 'cause this one's still up.
151 00:07:07,094 00:07:08,934 You know how they came up with soccer? You know how they came up with soccer?
152 00:07:09,012 00:07:10,602 So, these Victorian-era headmasters, So, these Victorian-era headmasters,
153 00:07:10,681 00:07:13,431 all they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating. all they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating.
154 00:07:13,517 00:07:17,187 So they invented a sport where the boys wouldn't use their hands at all, So they invented a sport where the boys wouldn't use their hands at all,
155 00:07:17,271 00:07:19,061 and they thought that might do the trick. and they thought that might do the trick.
156 00:07:19,147 00:07:20,817 I'm not sure if it worked, but... I'm not sure if it worked, but...
157 00:07:36,707 00:07:38,577 Feels different, Coach. Feels different, Coach.
158 00:07:38,667 00:07:40,337 I mean, the same, but different. I mean, the same, but different.
159 00:07:40,419 00:07:42,419 -Metaphor. -You know it, baby. -Metaphor. -You know it, baby.
160 00:07:42,504 00:07:43,594 [man] Oi! [man] Oi!
161 00:07:43,672 00:07:45,722 Oi! Excuse me! Oi! Excuse me!
162 00:07:45,799 00:07:47,009 Oi! Hello! Oi! Hello!
163 00:07:47,092 00:07:48,432 Off! Off! Off! Off!
164 00:07:48,510 00:07:50,100 Stop touching the grass! Stop touching the grass!
165 00:07:50,179 00:07:52,889 Get off! Get off the pitch! Stop touching the grass! Please! Get off! Get off the pitch! Stop touching the grass! Please!
166 00:07:52,973 00:07:54,313 -Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. -Who are you? -Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. -Who are you?
167 00:07:54,391 00:07:56,311 I'm Ted Lasso. Uh, this is Coach Beard here. I'm Ted Lasso. Uh, this is Coach Beard here.
168 00:07:56,393 00:07:58,653 -[gasps] Oh, God. You're the new manager. -Yes, sir. -[gasps] Oh, God. You're the new manager. -Yes, sir.
169 00:07:58,729 00:08:00,399 -Take all the grass you want. -Oh, no-- -Take all the grass you want. -Oh, no--
170 00:08:00,480 00:08:01,730 We just had it cut. I can go through the garbage. We just had it cut. I can go through the garbage.
171 00:08:01,815 00:08:03,935 -I can get you some more. -That's all right. No-No need. -I can get you some more. -That's all right. No-No need.
172 00:08:04,401 00:08:06,531 -Thank you. -Yeah. -Thank you. -Yeah.
173 00:08:07,237 00:08:08,987 -[exhales] -Oh, yeah. -[exhales] -Oh, yeah.
174 00:08:10,282 00:08:12,492 -Still, we got to get off the grass. -Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. -Still, we got to get off the grass. -Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
175 00:08:12,576 00:08:13,406 Do we apologize? Do we apologize?
176 00:08:13,493 00:08:15,123 -Sorry about that, grass. -[Coach Beard] Sorry, grass. -Sorry about that, grass. -[Coach Beard] Sorry, grass.
177 00:08:15,204 00:08:16,084 [door closes] [door closes]
178 00:08:16,163 00:08:18,083 So, we're supposed to meet with a Rebecca Welton. So, we're supposed to meet with a Rebecca Welton.
179 00:08:18,165 00:08:19,415 Yeah, that's where I'm taking you. Yeah, that's where I'm taking you.
180 00:08:19,499 00:08:20,919 Oh. Look at this guy. One step ahead. Oh. Look at this guy. One step ahead.
181 00:08:21,001 00:08:22,921 Hey, what's your name, by the way? Hey, what's your name, by the way?
182 00:08:23,003 00:08:24,093 -Me? -Yeah. -Me? -Yeah.
183 00:08:24,171 00:08:25,551 No one ever asks my name. No one ever asks my name.
184 00:08:25,631 00:08:26,671 Oh. Oh.
185 00:08:31,970 00:08:33,140 I mean, whenever you're ready. I mean, whenever you're ready.
186 00:08:33,222 00:08:34,682 Oh, um, it's Nathan. Oh, um, it's Nathan.
187 00:08:34,765 00:08:36,225 Nathan! Aw, I love that name. Nathan! Aw, I love that name.
188 00:08:36,308 00:08:37,388 Hey, love your hot dogs. Hey, love your hot dogs.
189 00:08:38,101 00:08:39,101 Yeah. No, I know. Yeah. No, I know.
190 00:08:39,186 00:08:41,606 Good, good. Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here? Good, good. Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here?
191 00:08:41,688 00:08:42,688 No. No.
192 00:08:42,773 00:08:43,773 Okay. Okay.
193 00:08:44,983 00:08:46,993 I love this kid. Love him. I love this kid. Love him.
194 00:08:47,736 00:08:49,856 I'll introduce you. Big boss. I'll introduce you. Big boss.
195 00:08:49,947 00:08:50,947 -Here we go. -[knocking] -Here we go. -[knocking]
196 00:08:52,491 00:08:53,491 Hello. Hello.
197 00:08:53,909 00:08:56,949 [stammers] [stammers]
198 00:09:03,836 00:09:06,256 Hey, how y'all doing? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach. Hey, how y'all doing? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach.
199 00:09:06,338 00:09:09,718 -You must be Ms. Welton. -Oh. Please, call me Rebecca. -You must be Ms. Welton. -Oh. Please, call me Rebecca.
200 00:09:09,800 00:09:11,010 Ms. Welton's my father. Ms. Welton's my father.
201 00:09:12,052 00:09:13,642 If that's a joke, I love it. If that's a joke, I love it.
202 00:09:13,720 00:09:15,510 If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you. If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you.
203 00:09:16,056 00:09:17,056 This here is Coach Beard. This here is Coach Beard.
204 00:09:17,140 00:09:20,270 It is so good to finally meet you both face-to-face. It is so good to finally meet you both face-to-face.
205 00:09:20,352 00:09:21,192 Higgins? Higgins?
206 00:09:21,270 00:09:24,900 Oh. Sorry. This is Higgins, our current director of communications. Oh. Sorry. This is Higgins, our current director of communications.
207 00:09:24,982 00:09:25,982 Current? Current?
208 00:09:26,066 00:09:29,646 Could you take Coach Beard and get him their IDs, housing information... Could you take Coach Beard and get him their IDs, housing information...
209 00:09:29,736 00:09:31,236 You know, anything they need. You know, anything they need.
210 00:09:31,321 00:09:34,121 -Wi-Fi password, wet wipes. -Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach. -Wi-Fi password, wet wipes. -Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach.
211 00:09:34,199 00:09:35,279 Thank you. Thank you.
212 00:09:37,703 00:09:39,713 -Please, take a seat. -Okay. -Please, take a seat. -Okay.
213 00:09:40,414 00:09:42,294 -Can I get you something to drink? -Yes, please. -Can I get you something to drink? -Yes, please.
214 00:09:42,374 00:09:44,334 Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got, Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got,
215 00:09:44,418 00:09:46,248 a little boost of caffeine, should do the trick. a little boost of caffeine, should do the trick.
216 00:09:46,336 00:09:48,166 You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino... You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino...
217 00:09:48,255 00:09:51,005 Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good. Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good.
218 00:09:51,091 00:09:52,181 How do you take your tea? How do you take your tea?
219 00:09:52,801 00:09:54,761 Well, usually I take it right back to the counter Well, usually I take it right back to the counter
220 00:09:54,845 00:09:56,805 'cause someone's made a horrible mistake. But... 'cause someone's made a horrible mistake. But...
221 00:09:56,889 00:09:57,759 when in Rome, right? when in Rome, right?
222 00:09:58,849 00:10:01,439 Yeah. Look at that. Okay. Yeah. Look at that. Okay.
223 00:10:01,518 00:10:03,348 Mm. [slurps] Mm. [slurps]
224 00:10:03,437 00:10:04,437 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
225 00:10:05,230 00:10:06,230 Well? Well?
226 00:10:06,315 00:10:09,275 You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water.
227 00:10:09,359 00:10:10,529 And you know what? And you know what?
228 00:10:10,611 00:10:13,321 I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you. I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you.
229 00:10:13,405 00:10:14,655 Welcome to England. Welcome to England.
230 00:10:14,740 00:10:16,240 Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right? Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right?
231 00:10:16,325 00:10:18,155 Now, would you like a tour? Now, would you like a tour?
232 00:10:18,243 00:10:20,623 -Ooh, I'd love to see Abbey Road. -Of the club. -Ooh, I'd love to see Abbey Road. -Of the club.
233 00:10:20,704 00:10:21,794 Yeah, let's start there. Yeah, let's start there.
234 00:10:21,872 00:10:26,882 So, this hall represents the club's long, albeit modest, history. So, this hall represents the club's long, albeit modest, history.
235 00:10:26,960 00:10:28,800 The first match was played in 1897. The first match was played in 1897.
236 00:10:28,879 00:10:33,049 Uh, during the war, our stadium was used as a makeshift hospital. Uh, during the war, our stadium was used as a makeshift hospital.
237 00:10:33,133 00:10:34,593 Yeah, some of the locals claim Yeah, some of the locals claim
238 00:10:34,676 00:10:37,676 they still see fallen soldiers wandering around the pitch. they still see fallen soldiers wandering around the pitch.
239 00:10:37,763 00:10:39,143 Ooh. That's spooky. Ooh. That's spooky.
240 00:10:39,223 00:10:42,063 -Oh. Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -I do. -Oh. Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -I do.
241 00:10:42,142 00:10:45,352 But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know? But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?
242 00:10:46,438 00:10:47,268 Okay. Okay.
243 00:10:47,356 00:10:49,896 And this is a wall of our previous owners. And this is a wall of our previous owners.
244 00:10:50,442 00:10:52,782 Okay. And now look at this fella up here. Okay. And now look at this fella up here.
245 00:10:53,237 00:10:55,407 How 'bout the girls and the champagne and everything? How 'bout the girls and the champagne and everything?
246 00:10:55,489 00:10:56,949 He looks like a good time. He looks like a good time.
247 00:10:57,032 00:10:58,242 That's my ex-husband. That's my ex-husband.
248 00:10:58,325 00:11:01,745 Well, good times aren't always a good time, I've found. Well, good times aren't always a good time, I've found.
249 00:11:02,287 00:11:03,657 You know, I heard about all that. You know, I heard about all that.
250 00:11:03,747 00:11:05,037 How you holding up? How you holding up?
251 00:11:07,209 00:11:08,589 Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year. Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year.
252 00:11:08,669 00:11:09,709 Yeah. Yeah.
253 00:11:10,838 00:11:13,088 -So, we'll need you to speak to the press. -Oh, yeah. -So, we'll need you to speak to the press. -Oh, yeah.
254 00:11:13,173 00:11:15,843 No, after a couple nights' good sleep, I'll be happy to do so. No, after a couple nights' good sleep, I'll be happy to do so.
255 00:11:15,926 00:11:18,426 I'm so sorry. I thought you knew. They're ready for you now. I'm so sorry. I thought you knew. They're ready for you now.
256 00:11:18,512 00:11:19,352 They're what? They're what?
257 00:11:19,429 00:11:21,719 [reporters clamoring] [reporters clamoring]
258 00:11:21,807 00:11:23,017 So, without further ado, So, without further ado,
259 00:11:23,100 00:11:26,980 the new manager of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso! the new manager of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso!
260 00:11:27,062 00:11:29,522 [scattered applause] [scattered applause]
261 00:11:32,943 00:11:34,783 [clears throat] Okay. [clears throat] Okay.
262 00:11:34,862 00:11:36,702 All right. How y'all doing? All right. How y'all doing?
263 00:11:38,574 00:11:39,664 Oh. Oh.
264 00:11:40,284 00:11:43,794 There's Coach. Oluwa Ted, yo. [laughs] There's Coach. Oluwa Ted, yo. [laughs]
265 00:11:43,871 00:11:45,161 Look, our coach. Look, our coach.
266 00:11:47,207 00:11:48,207 Oi! Oi!
267 00:11:48,292 00:11:51,002 If I don't hear silence, I'm gonna start punching dicks. If I don't hear silence, I'm gonna start punching dicks.
268 00:11:52,004 00:11:54,424 One sec. Let me just-- Throat got a little dry. One sec. Let me just-- Throat got a little dry.
269 00:11:56,008 00:11:57,798 [grunts, coughs] [grunts, coughs]
270 00:11:59,887 00:12:01,807 Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry. Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry.
271 00:12:01,889 00:12:03,809 Look at this twat! Look at this twat!
272 00:12:03,891 00:12:05,391 Fucking Yank! Fucking Yank!
273 00:12:05,475 00:12:07,385 Okay. So, uh, hey. Okay. So, uh, hey.
274 00:12:07,477 00:12:09,857 Why don't we just jump right in? Anybody got any questions? Why don't we just jump right in? Anybody got any questions?
275 00:12:11,607 00:12:13,727 Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming. Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming.
276 00:12:13,817 00:12:15,777 You know what? You can put your hands down. You know what? You can put your hands down.
277 00:12:15,861 00:12:16,991 Real quick, um-- Real quick, um--
278 00:12:17,070 00:12:18,160 [softly] Yeah. [softly] Yeah.
279 00:12:18,238 00:12:19,528 How about I go ahead and address How about I go ahead and address
280 00:12:19,615 00:12:21,905 the larger-than-average elephant in the room. the larger-than-average elephant in the room.
281 00:12:21,992 00:12:27,122 No, I have never coached the sport that you folks call football at any level. No, I have never coached the sport that you folks call football at any level.
282 00:12:27,206 00:12:28,206 Jesus. Jesus.
283 00:12:28,832 00:12:29,922 What? What?
284 00:12:30,000 00:12:32,880 Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football. Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football.
285 00:12:34,296 00:12:35,546 But I'll tell you what I do know. But I'll tell you what I do know.
286 00:12:35,631 00:12:38,681 I know that AFC Richmond, like any team I've ever coached, I know that AFC Richmond, like any team I've ever coached,
287 00:12:38,759 00:12:41,089 is gonna go out there and give you everything they got is gonna go out there and give you everything they got
288 00:12:41,178 00:12:42,548 -for all four quarters. -[man] Halves. -for all four quarters. -[man] Halves.
289 00:12:43,347 00:12:45,267 -What was that? -Two halves. -What was that? -Two halves.
290 00:12:45,349 00:12:46,599 Oh, right. Sorry. Halves, yeah. Oh, right. Sorry. Halves, yeah.
291 00:12:46,683 00:12:49,563 They're gonna give you everything they got for two halves, win or lose. They're gonna give you everything they got for two halves, win or lose.
292 00:12:49,645 00:12:50,725 Or tie. Or tie.
293 00:12:50,812 00:12:52,562 Right. Y'all do ties here. Right. Y'all do ties here.
294 00:12:52,648 00:12:54,778 Sorry. That's going to take some getting used to for me. Sorry. That's going to take some getting used to for me.
295 00:12:54,858 00:12:57,688 'Cause back where I'm from, you try to end a game in a tie, 'Cause back where I'm from, you try to end a game in a tie,
296 00:12:57,778 00:13:00,858 well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse. well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse.
297 00:13:01,698 00:13:03,618 [giggles] [giggles]
298 00:13:03,700 00:13:06,080 Now, look here. I respect what you folks in the media do. Now, look here. I respect what you folks in the media do.
299 00:13:06,161 00:13:08,001 And my door is always gonna be open. And my door is always gonna be open.
300 00:13:08,080 00:13:11,500 All right? You can ask me anything. No topic will be into touch. All right? You can ask me anything. No topic will be into touch.
301 00:13:11,583 00:13:13,923 All right, one final question. All right, one final question.
302 00:13:14,545 00:13:16,505 Uh, how about the fellow right there in the second row. Uh, how about the fellow right there in the second row.
303 00:13:16,588 00:13:17,588 Yeah. Yeah.
304 00:13:18,215 00:13:19,715 I-I like your glasses. I-I like your glasses.
305 00:13:19,800 00:13:21,640 Oh. Thank you. Oh. Thank you.
306 00:13:22,344 00:13:23,684 Trent Crimm, The Independent. Trent Crimm, The Independent.
307 00:13:24,221 00:13:26,011 I just wanna make sure I have this right. I just wanna make sure I have this right.
308 00:13:26,098 00:13:28,388 You're an American who's never set foot in England, You're an American who's never set foot in England,
309 00:13:28,475 00:13:31,435 whose athletic success has only come at the amateur level-- whose athletic success has only come at the amateur level--
310 00:13:31,520 00:13:33,560 a second-tier one at that-- a second-tier one at that--
311 00:13:33,647 00:13:35,607 and is now being charged with the leadership and is now being charged with the leadership
312 00:13:35,691 00:13:37,231 of a Premier League football club, of a Premier League football club,
313 00:13:37,317 00:13:40,607 despite clearly possessing very little knowledge of the game. despite clearly possessing very little knowledge of the game.
314 00:13:41,530 00:13:43,070 You got a question in there, Trent? You got a question in there, Trent?
315 00:13:43,866 00:13:44,946 Yeah. Yeah.
316 00:13:45,534 00:13:47,204 Is this a fucking joke? Is this a fucking joke?
317 00:13:47,286 00:13:48,446 [reporters laughing] [reporters laughing]
318 00:13:48,537 00:13:50,867 -Thank you, Trent! -I love journalists. -Thank you, Trent! -I love journalists.
319 00:13:52,040 00:13:54,040 I mean, can you even name any footballers? I mean, can you even name any footballers?
320 00:13:54,126 00:13:57,296 Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow that bends it like himself. Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow that bends it like himself.
321 00:13:57,379 00:13:59,509 -Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it! -You dickhead, mate. -Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it! -You dickhead, mate.
322 00:13:59,590 00:14:00,760 Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you?
323 00:14:00,841 00:14:02,971 Do you know how many games are in a Premiership season? Do you know how many games are in a Premiership season?
324 00:14:03,051 00:14:04,221 Not off the top of my head, no. Not off the top of my head, no.
325 00:14:04,303 00:14:06,683 [speaking French] [speaking French]
326 00:14:06,763 00:14:08,023 Nobody can understand you. Nobody can understand you.
327 00:14:08,098 00:14:09,518 Who won the league last year? Who won the league last year?
328 00:14:09,600 00:14:11,560 I actually don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry. I actually don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry.
329 00:14:12,269 00:14:13,479 [male reporter 2] What's a goalie? [male reporter 2] What's a goalie?
330 00:14:13,562 00:14:16,022 The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands and the-- by the net. The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands and the-- by the net.
331 00:14:16,106 00:14:17,566 This is bleak. This is bleak.
332 00:14:17,649 00:14:19,149 You need to go back to America. You need to go back to America.
333 00:14:19,234 00:14:20,694 [overlapping shouts] [overlapping shouts]
334 00:14:23,572 00:14:24,782 [no audible dialogue] [no audible dialogue]
335 00:14:26,950 00:14:28,790 [echoing laughter] [echoing laughter]
336 00:14:28,869 00:14:30,659 Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I-- Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I--
337 00:14:32,039 00:14:33,619 -[snorts] -[male reporter] Oh! -[snorts] -[male reporter] Oh!
338 00:14:33,707 00:14:35,077 The bubbles! The bubbles!
339 00:14:35,167 00:14:37,087 Fucking hell! Fucking hell!
340 00:14:37,961 00:14:39,511 Coach Lasso. Coach Lasso.
341 00:14:39,588 00:14:42,218 Good Lord. You must forgive my fellow countrymen. Good Lord. You must forgive my fellow countrymen.
342 00:14:42,299 00:14:44,089 Somewhere over the last few years, Somewhere over the last few years,
343 00:14:44,176 00:14:47,386 we seem to have abandoned all sense of manners and hospitality. we seem to have abandoned all sense of manners and hospitality.
344 00:14:47,471 00:14:49,971 My, my, aren't you a salty bunch? My, my, aren't you a salty bunch?
345 00:14:50,057 00:14:53,017 But I can't remember the last time the press room was this full. But I can't remember the last time the press room was this full.
346 00:14:53,560 00:14:55,520 Yet here you all are. Yet here you all are.
347 00:14:55,604 00:14:57,314 Maybe you're not such a mad notion after all. Maybe you're not such a mad notion after all.
348 00:14:57,397 00:15:00,187 And despite the number of you here, And despite the number of you here,
349 00:15:00,275 00:15:02,185 there is not a single person in this room there is not a single person in this room
350 00:15:02,277 00:15:04,447 who has seen Richmond play more than I have. who has seen Richmond play more than I have.
351 00:15:04,530 00:15:08,370 And in all those years under the stewardship of the previous owner, And in all those years under the stewardship of the previous owner,
352 00:15:08,450 00:15:10,700 I've witnessed nothing but profound mediocrity. I've witnessed nothing but profound mediocrity.
353 00:15:10,786 00:15:12,576 -[murmuring] -[reporter chuckles] -[murmuring] -[reporter chuckles]
354 00:15:13,121 00:15:14,291 Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
355 00:15:14,373 00:15:16,253 Well, it's a bit harsh. [chuckle] Well, it's a bit harsh. [chuckle]
356 00:15:18,460 00:15:19,500 Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
357 00:15:20,754 00:15:21,764 [softly] No. [softly] No.
358 00:15:22,840 00:15:26,640 Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV that you all find acceptable, Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV that you all find acceptable,
359 00:15:26,718 00:15:28,928 but he does have one thing this club doesn't: but he does have one thing this club doesn't:
360 00:15:29,012 00:15:30,432 a trophy from this millennium. a trophy from this millennium.
361 00:15:31,265 00:15:34,885 So, like it or not, Richmond are changing the way we do things. So, like it or not, Richmond are changing the way we do things.
362 00:15:34,977 00:15:38,057 And from now on, that way is the "Lasso way." And from now on, that way is the "Lasso way."
363 00:15:40,399 00:15:43,779 We look forward to seeing you all at our next match with Crystal Palace. We look forward to seeing you all at our next match with Crystal Palace.
364 00:15:43,861 00:15:45,241 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
365 00:15:45,654 00:15:47,034 [reporters chattering] [reporters chattering]
366 00:15:47,114 00:15:48,374 Nice meeting y'all. Nice meeting y'all.
367 00:15:48,448 00:15:50,738 And, uh, sorry for spittin' on all your stuff up here. And, uh, sorry for spittin' on all your stuff up here.
368 00:15:51,493 00:15:52,493 Thank you. Thank you.
369 00:15:54,621 00:15:55,791 I give him three weeks. I give him three weeks.
370 00:15:55,873 00:15:59,253 [shudders] Oh, boy. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened. [shudders] Oh, boy. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened.
371 00:15:59,334 00:16:01,594 Ted, don't you think about them for another second. Ted, don't you think about them for another second.
372 00:16:01,670 00:16:02,670 You have a job to do. You have a job to do.
373 00:16:02,754 00:16:04,844 And proving them wrong, just been added to the list. And proving them wrong, just been added to the list.
374 00:16:04,923 00:16:06,683 I appreciate that-- Thank you, Coach. I appreciate that-- Thank you, Coach.
375 00:16:06,758 00:16:07,758 Yeah. Yeah.
376 00:16:07,843 00:16:09,013 [slurps] Mm. [slurps] Mm.
377 00:16:09,094 00:16:12,104 See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles. You know, I can do that all day. See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles. You know, I can do that all day.
378 00:16:12,806 00:16:13,806 [Ted exhales] [Ted exhales]
379 00:16:13,891 00:16:16,561 Okay. You know, I'd love to say hi to the team, if I can. Okay. You know, I'd love to say hi to the team, if I can.
380 00:16:16,643 00:16:18,653 Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch. Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch.
381 00:16:20,063 00:16:22,443 You can say that again. Okay. You can say that again. Okay.
382 00:16:22,524 00:16:24,074 I am 0 for 2 in that sentence. I am 0 for 2 in that sentence.
383 00:16:25,194 00:16:27,284 Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical, Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical,
384 00:16:27,362 00:16:31,582 but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice. but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice.
385 00:16:31,658 00:16:33,988 Coach Lasso is just what we need. Coach Lasso is just what we need.
386 00:16:34,077 00:16:35,367 Oh, he's an absolute wanker. Oh, he's an absolute wanker.
387 00:16:35,454 00:16:36,294 I know. I know.
388 00:16:36,371 00:16:37,661 Eh, pardon? Eh, pardon?
389 00:16:37,748 00:16:39,208 I hope he fails miserably. I hope he fails miserably.
390 00:16:40,542 00:16:45,302 See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club. See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club.
391 00:16:45,964 00:16:49,134 And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground. And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground.
392 00:16:50,844 00:16:52,304 'Cause I want to torture Rupert. 'Cause I want to torture Rupert.
393 00:16:53,722 00:16:57,352 I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat. I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat.
394 00:16:57,434 00:17:01,564 Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop. Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop.
395 00:17:01,647 00:17:03,067 Like a GIF. Like a GIF.
396 00:17:03,941 00:17:05,941 That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just... That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just...
397 00:17:07,194 00:17:08,404 endless. endless.
398 00:17:09,488 00:17:11,448 That's... [clears throat] correct. That's... [clears throat] correct.
399 00:17:11,949 00:17:16,079 Uh, though some people, um, pronounce it "JIF." Uh, though some people, um, pronounce it "JIF."
400 00:17:18,288 00:17:19,668 -Thank you, Higgins. -Thank you. -Thank you, Higgins. -Thank you.
401 00:17:20,207 00:17:21,997 [footsteps departing] [footsteps departing]
402 00:17:22,084 00:17:23,134 Uh... Uh...
403 00:17:23,961 00:17:26,051 [Ted] Okay, let me use it in a sentence, so it sticks. [Ted] Okay, let me use it in a sentence, so it sticks.
404 00:17:26,128 00:17:27,298 The "gaffer"-- me-- The "gaffer"-- me--
405 00:17:27,381 00:17:28,971 -is going out to the "pitch"-- -Yeah. -is going out to the "pitch"-- -Yeah.
406 00:17:29,049 00:17:30,509 -[whistle blows] -...the grass here-- to watch practice. -[whistle blows] -...the grass here-- to watch practice.
407 00:17:30,592 00:17:32,432 "Training." They call practice "training." "Training." They call practice "training."
408 00:17:32,511 00:17:34,511 All this vernacular. Gonna be tough. All this vernacular. Gonna be tough.
409 00:17:34,596 00:17:37,136 You know what? I'm gonna get it though. 'Cause training makes perfect. You know what? I'm gonna get it though. 'Cause training makes perfect.
410 00:17:37,224 00:17:38,144 There you go. There you go.
411 00:17:38,809 00:17:39,809 Oh. There's our man. Oh. There's our man.
412 00:17:42,271 00:17:43,861 [players yelling] [players yelling]
413 00:17:44,857 00:17:47,027 -[cheering] -[player] Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph! -[cheering] -[player] Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph!
414 00:17:47,109 00:17:49,649 Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on! Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on!
415 00:17:49,736 00:17:52,026 -Ooh! Who is that? -Roy Kent. -Ooh! Who is that? -Roy Kent.
416 00:17:52,114 00:17:55,034 Team captain. Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder. Team captain. Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder.
417 00:17:55,117 00:17:58,407 -Definitely lost a step. -But, you know, he's a legend. -Definitely lost a step. -But, you know, he's a legend.
418 00:17:58,495 00:18:00,115 Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so... Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so...
419 00:18:00,706 00:18:02,666 -Eight years ago. -Yeah. -Eight years ago. -Yeah.
420 00:18:03,292 00:18:04,292 Mmm! Mmm!
421 00:18:04,376 00:18:05,456 Oh, God, what? Oh, God, what?
422 00:18:06,253 00:18:08,633 That is a darn fine sports mix, young fella. That is a darn fine sports mix, young fella.
423 00:18:08,714 00:18:09,844 Coach, you try this? Coach, you try this?
424 00:18:09,923 00:18:12,053 [slurps, swishes] [slurps, swishes]
425 00:18:12,134 00:18:12,974 [gulps] [gulps]
426 00:18:16,054 00:18:17,224 [chortles] [chortles]
427 00:18:17,306 00:18:19,466 That does not come lightly from that fella, I'll tell you that. That does not come lightly from that fella, I'll tell you that.
428 00:18:19,558 00:18:21,058 You continue to impress, Nathan. You continue to impress, Nathan.
429 00:18:22,311 00:18:23,691 You remembered my name. You remembered my name.
430 00:18:25,314 00:18:27,194 -[man groans] -Holy smokes! Did you see that? -[man groans] -Holy smokes! Did you see that?
431 00:18:27,274 00:18:30,284 That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber. That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber.
432 00:18:30,360 00:18:32,400 -Who the heck is that? -Jamie Tartt. -Who the heck is that? -Jamie Tartt.
433 00:18:32,487 00:18:34,067 Top scorer on the team. Top scorer on the team.
434 00:18:34,156 00:18:35,156 Fuck off. Fuck off.
435 00:18:35,240 00:18:37,910 -Hmm. Nate, what's he like? -Who, Jamie? -Hmm. Nate, what's he like? -Who, Jamie?
436 00:18:37,993 00:18:39,873 -Mm-hmm. -Eh, he's great. -Mm-hmm. -Eh, he's great.
437 00:18:41,205 00:18:42,035 You know, at football. You know, at football.
438 00:18:44,124 00:18:45,464 Yeah, I know fellas like that. Yeah, I know fellas like that.
439 00:18:46,502 00:18:49,212 [Coach Beard] Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender outta the Nigerian league. [Coach Beard] Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender outta the Nigerian league.
440 00:18:49,296 00:18:51,046 Nigeria? Like Africa? Nigeria? Like Africa?
441 00:18:52,132 00:18:53,932 So these fellas are from all over the place? So these fellas are from all over the place?
442 00:18:54,009 00:18:55,089 I'm open, boyo. I'm open, boyo.
443 00:18:55,177 00:18:56,597 I mean, he must be from England, yeah? I mean, he must be from England, yeah?
444 00:18:56,678 00:18:58,178 -Wales. -Is that another country? -Wales. -Is that another country?
445 00:18:58,263 00:19:01,103 -Yes and no. -How many countries are in this country? -Yes and no. -How many countries are in this country?
446 00:19:01,183 00:19:02,353 -Four. -Four. -Four. -Four.
447 00:19:03,268 00:19:05,228 It's kinda like America these days. It's kinda like America these days.
448 00:19:05,854 00:19:06,864 Right. Right.
449 00:19:21,203 00:19:22,833 I do love a locker room. I do love a locker room.
450 00:19:23,705 00:19:25,325 Smells like potential. Smells like potential.
451 00:19:26,583 00:19:28,713 And am I getting notes of Axe body spray? And am I getting notes of Axe body spray?
452 00:19:28,794 00:19:30,344 -Spot on, Coach. -Mm. -Spot on, Coach. -Mm.
453 00:19:30,420 00:19:32,260 But I think they call it something else here. But I think they call it something else here.
454 00:19:37,135 00:19:38,135 Oh. Oh.
455 00:19:41,473 00:19:43,313 -Ding, ding, ding. -Ah! -Ding, ding, ding. -Ah!
456 00:19:43,809 00:19:44,849 Lynx. Lynx.
457 00:19:45,644 00:19:47,154 My favorite of the jungle cats. My favorite of the jungle cats.
458 00:19:47,229 00:19:48,939 [players chattering] [players chattering]
459 00:19:52,150 00:19:54,320 Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face. Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face.
460 00:19:54,403 00:19:55,493 [Nathan] Thanks, thanks. [Nathan] Thanks, thanks.
461 00:19:55,571 00:19:58,701 [chattering continues] [chattering continues]
462 00:20:05,372 00:20:06,752 Yeesh. Yeesh.
463 00:20:06,832 00:20:08,212 Last time I saw eyes that cold, Last time I saw eyes that cold,
464 00:20:08,292 00:20:10,292 they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider. they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider.
465 00:20:10,377 00:20:12,337 -Jaws? -No, All That Jazz. -Jaws? -No, All That Jazz.
466 00:20:12,421 00:20:14,301 I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas. I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas.
467 00:20:14,381 00:20:16,181 Don't stop what you're doing. Don't stop what you're doing.
468 00:20:16,258 00:20:18,638 My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard. My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard.
469 00:20:18,719 00:20:20,679 I know we don't officially start quite yet, I know we don't officially start quite yet,
470 00:20:20,762 00:20:23,102 but, uh, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy, but, uh, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy,
471 00:20:23,182 00:20:25,062 let you know how excited we are to be here-- let you know how excited we are to be here--
472 00:20:25,142 00:20:26,272 [woman] Knock, knock. [woman] Knock, knock.
473 00:20:26,351 00:20:28,311 Is everyone in here decent? Is everyone in here decent?
474 00:20:28,395 00:20:30,225 [chattering] [chattering]
475 00:20:30,314 00:20:32,654 Oh, boys, that's disappointing. Oh, boys, that's disappointing.
476 00:20:32,733 00:20:33,903 [laughter, chattering] [laughter, chattering]
477 00:20:33,984 00:20:36,954 Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you? Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you?
478 00:20:37,029 00:20:39,569 No, no, that's okay. How can I help you? No, no, that's okay. How can I help you?
479 00:20:39,656 00:20:41,366 No, I'm here to pick up that one. No, I'm here to pick up that one.
480 00:20:41,450 00:20:42,870 Yeah. Sorry, Coach. Yeah. Sorry, Coach.
481 00:20:42,951 00:20:45,121 She made me an appointment. I'm getting waxed. She made me an appointment. I'm getting waxed.
482 00:20:45,204 00:20:46,294 -[players jeer] -[wolf whistle] -[players jeer] -[wolf whistle]
483 00:20:46,371 00:20:48,121 It's more for the fans than it is for me. It's more for the fans than it is for me.
484 00:20:48,207 00:20:50,827 Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off. Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off.
485 00:20:50,918 00:20:52,498 Sweetheart. Sweetheart.
486 00:20:53,879 00:20:55,089 I mean, I can stay if you want. I mean, I can stay if you want.
487 00:20:56,381 00:20:57,381 No, that's okay. No, that's okay.
488 00:20:57,466 00:20:58,876 All right, cheers. All right, cheers.
489 00:20:58,967 00:21:00,297 -Yeah. -There you go. -Yeah. -There you go.
490 00:21:00,385 00:21:01,345 All right, kid, after you. All right, kid, after you.
491 00:21:01,428 00:21:03,218 You're gonna be a gentleman now, are you? You're gonna be a gentleman now, are you?
492 00:21:03,305 00:21:05,055 No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass. No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass.
493 00:21:06,391 00:21:07,681 Fuck off. Fuck off.
494 00:21:07,768 00:21:10,348 Watch it and weep. Watch it and weep.
495 00:21:10,437 00:21:12,857 [players chattering] [players chattering]
496 00:21:16,652 00:21:19,452 Anyhoo, uh, thank you for your time. Anyhoo, uh, thank you for your time.
497 00:21:24,451 00:21:27,791 [upbeat R&B music playing] [upbeat R&B music playing]
498 00:21:44,263 00:21:46,313 [song continues] [song continues]
499 00:22:02,072 00:22:03,372 [song ends] [song ends]
500 00:22:03,448 00:22:06,078 -Coach. You gotta stay up. -[groans] -Coach. You gotta stay up. -[groans]
501 00:22:06,994 00:22:09,204 Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop. Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop.
502 00:22:10,080 00:22:11,080 [sighs] [sighs]
503 00:22:12,291 00:22:14,171 Roy! Hey, Roy! Roy! Hey, Roy!
504 00:22:15,878 00:22:17,628 Yeah? What do you want? Yeah? What do you want?
505 00:22:17,713 00:22:19,923 It was real fun watching you out there today. It was real fun watching you out there today.
506 00:22:20,007 00:22:22,257 You know, the boys really respond to you. You know, the boys really respond to you.
507 00:22:22,342 00:22:24,682 It doesn't surprise me though. You've had a heck of a career. It doesn't surprise me though. You've had a heck of a career.
508 00:22:25,304 00:22:26,354 Thank you. Thank you.
509 00:22:26,430 00:22:27,510 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
510 00:22:28,056 00:22:31,436 Never thought it would end being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald. Never thought it would end being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald.
511 00:22:38,358 00:22:40,438 You gonna let him call you that? You gonna let him call you that?
512 00:22:40,527 00:22:41,947 I don't think he was referring to me. I don't think he was referring to me.
513 00:22:42,362 00:22:45,492 Hmm. He thinks he's mad now, wait till we win him over. Hmm. He thinks he's mad now, wait till we win him over.
514 00:22:46,241 00:22:48,741 He'll be furious. He'll be furious.
515 00:22:48,827 00:22:50,077 You got any tape? You got any tape?
516 00:23:02,424 00:23:03,434 [clears throat] [clears throat]
517 00:23:25,155 00:23:26,615 [in deep voice] What you doing in there? [in deep voice] What you doing in there?
518 00:23:26,698 00:23:29,408 -[groans] -Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right? -[groans] -Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right?
519 00:23:29,493 00:23:30,993 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.
520 00:23:31,078 00:23:32,248 I shouldn't laugh. I shouldn't laugh.
521 00:23:32,329 00:23:33,869 It's okay. It's okay.
522 00:23:33,956 00:23:37,916 No, I was just making some adjustments to the locker room here. No, I was just making some adjustments to the locker room here.
523 00:23:38,001 00:23:39,501 Nice, yeah. Nice, yeah.
524 00:23:39,586 00:23:43,046 Though, I believe it's crooked. Though, I believe it's crooked.
525 00:23:44,424 00:23:46,684 Now here I am thinking it was the room that was all outta whack. Now here I am thinking it was the room that was all outta whack.
526 00:23:46,760 00:23:48,100 But you know what? I think you're right. But you know what? I think you're right.
527 00:23:48,512 00:23:49,812 [chuckles] [chuckles]
528 00:23:49,888 00:23:51,678 What you doing back here? Where's Jamie? What you doing back here? Where's Jamie?
529 00:23:51,765 00:23:53,265 Oh, he left his phone in his locker. Oh, he left his phone in his locker.
530 00:23:53,350 00:23:54,940 Why didn't he come get it? Why didn't he come get it?
531 00:23:55,018 00:23:57,438 He's still getting waxed. He's surprisingly furry. He's still getting waxed. He's surprisingly furry.
532 00:23:57,521 00:23:59,481 The hair was, like, growing back while she was doing it. The hair was, like, growing back while she was doing it.
533 00:24:00,107 00:24:01,937 -Come on, now. -[laughs] May I? -Come on, now. -[laughs] May I?
534 00:24:02,025 00:24:03,775 -Yeah, yeah. Help yourself. -Thanks. -Yeah, yeah. Help yourself. -Thanks.
535 00:24:11,702 00:24:13,412 Lower it down on that side. Lower it down on that side.
536 00:24:13,495 00:24:14,495 Oh. Great. Oh. Great.
537 00:24:14,580 00:24:15,750 Keep going. Little bit. Keep going. Little bit.
538 00:24:16,665 00:24:17,665 Teeny bit more. Teeny bit more.
539 00:24:17,749 00:24:19,329 Stop! That's perfect. Stop! That's perfect.
540 00:24:19,418 00:24:21,918 All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork. All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork.
541 00:24:22,963 00:24:24,553 -Pow. Yeah. -Old-school. -Pow. Yeah. -Old-school.
542 00:24:24,631 00:24:27,091 -I'm Keeley, by the way. -Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso. -I'm Keeley, by the way. -Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso.
543 00:24:27,176 00:24:29,296 No, I know. You're trending hard on Twitter right now. No, I know. You're trending hard on Twitter right now.
544 00:24:29,386 00:24:30,546 How 'bout that. How 'bout that.
545 00:24:31,221 00:24:32,931 -Do you even tweet? -Nah. -Do you even tweet? -Nah.
546 00:24:33,015 00:24:34,425 But I do beatbox all right. But I do beatbox all right.
547 00:24:35,350 00:24:38,350 [beatboxing] [beatboxing]
548 00:24:41,273 00:24:42,363 [pop] [pop]
549 00:24:43,817 00:24:46,817 I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me. I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.
550 00:24:46,904 00:24:48,864 Well, I hope you never run into Biz Markie. Well, I hope you never run into Biz Markie.
551 00:24:48,947 00:24:50,367 [soft chuckle] [soft chuckle]
552 00:24:50,449 00:24:51,739 All right. All right.
553 00:24:51,825 00:24:54,695 Well, if you get curious and you start searching around on Twitter, Well, if you get curious and you start searching around on Twitter,
554 00:24:54,786 00:24:56,326 I would avoid #Richmond. I would avoid #Richmond.
555 00:24:56,413 00:24:59,463 -Okay. -Or wanker. Or dick. -Okay. -Or wanker. Or dick.
556 00:25:00,083 00:25:01,753 -Well, I'll take your word for it. -Oh. -Well, I'll take your word for it. -Oh.
557 00:25:02,753 00:25:04,843 Welcome to England. Welcome to England.
558 00:25:12,846 00:25:14,806 Thank you. Hey, and thanks again for the lift. Thank you. Hey, and thanks again for the lift.
559 00:25:14,890 00:25:15,850 That's all right. That's all right.
560 00:25:15,933 00:25:17,563 Hey, this you, Nate? Hey, this you, Nate?
561 00:25:17,643 00:25:19,523 Oh, that one? God, no. No, couldn't handle that. Oh, that one? God, no. No, couldn't handle that.
562 00:25:19,603 00:25:21,103 This is me. Green one here. This is me. Green one here.
563 00:25:21,188 00:25:23,568 Right. So, get that in there. Right. So, get that in there.
564 00:25:23,649 00:25:24,649 Come on. Come on.
565 00:25:24,733 00:25:27,363 Already burning the midnight oil, I see, Ted. Already burning the midnight oil, I see, Ted.
566 00:25:27,444 00:25:28,654 Well, as the man once said, Well, as the man once said,
567 00:25:28,737 00:25:31,317 "The harder you work, the luckier you get," huh? "The harder you work, the luckier you get," huh?
568 00:25:32,199 00:25:33,199 [Nathan] On the diagonal. [Nathan] On the diagonal.
569 00:25:33,283 00:25:35,243 My apologies, Ted. We should have ordered you a car. My apologies, Ted. We should have ordered you a car.
570 00:25:35,327 00:25:36,657 Oh, no. That's okay. Oh, no. That's okay.
571 00:25:36,745 00:25:37,825 -Night, y'all. -[Coach Beard] Got it. -Night, y'all. -[Coach Beard] Got it.
572 00:25:38,622 00:25:40,332 [gags, clears throat] [gags, clears throat]
573 00:25:41,375 00:25:42,375 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
574 00:25:42,459 00:25:44,589 It's just that everything I've eaten today... It's just that everything I've eaten today...
575 00:25:45,546 00:25:47,456 feels like it's stuck right here. feels like it's stuck right here.
576 00:25:47,548 00:25:48,758 [Coach Beard grunts] [Coach Beard grunts]
577 00:25:49,508 00:25:50,758 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
578 00:25:50,843 00:25:52,723 [grunting] [grunting]
579 00:25:52,803 00:25:53,803 Here we go. Here we go.
580 00:25:53,887 00:25:57,177 He seems like such a nice man. I'm not sure I can do this. He seems like such a nice man. I'm not sure I can do this.
581 00:25:59,142 00:26:00,392 Obviously, for this to work, Obviously, for this to work,
582 00:26:00,477 00:26:04,857 I'm going to need the full support of my new director of football operations. I'm going to need the full support of my new director of football operations.
583 00:26:05,858 00:26:08,278 I'm assuming that's a promotion and substantial pay rise I'm assuming that's a promotion and substantial pay rise
584 00:26:08,360 00:26:10,860 that would be of interest to you and your family. that would be of interest to you and your family.
585 00:26:11,488 00:26:13,318 [horn honking] [horn honking]
586 00:26:13,407 00:26:15,527 Hey, look, this car's got an invisible steering wheel! Hey, look, this car's got an invisible steering wheel!
587 00:26:16,577 00:26:17,617 [honking] [honking]
588 00:26:17,703 00:26:18,663 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
589 00:26:18,745 00:26:20,455 It's my man Nate here running the horn. It's my man Nate here running the horn.
590 00:26:20,539 00:26:23,169 You're a godsend, Ted Lasso. You're a godsend, Ted Lasso.
591 00:26:23,250 00:26:25,090 [chuckles] Takes one to know one. [chuckles] Takes one to know one.
592 00:26:25,169 00:26:26,839 -[honking] -[chuckling] -[honking] -[chuckling]
593 00:26:29,756 00:26:30,756 Well? Well?
594 00:26:32,092 00:26:33,302 I accept. I accept.
595 00:26:33,385 00:26:34,505 Wonderful. Wonderful.
596 00:26:37,139 00:26:38,139 [exhales] [exhales]
597 00:26:40,475 00:26:42,135 Oh, and, uh, Higgins, Oh, and, uh, Higgins,
598 00:26:42,227 00:26:45,017 I know that there'll be elements to this little adventure I know that there'll be elements to this little adventure
599 00:26:45,105 00:26:46,395 that will weigh on you a bit. that will weigh on you a bit.
600 00:26:46,481 00:26:48,731 But, uh, I'm sure it won't be harder than it was But, uh, I'm sure it won't be harder than it was
601 00:26:48,817 00:26:51,817 to sneak all Rupert's women in and out behind my back all those years. to sneak all Rupert's women in and out behind my back all those years.
602 00:26:54,781 00:26:56,451 [engine starts] [engine starts]
603 00:27:00,871 00:27:03,121 [Higgins gags, groans] [Higgins gags, groans]
604 00:27:07,169 00:27:08,299 This is you, Coach. This is you, Coach.
605 00:27:09,338 00:27:11,548 Okay. All right. You good? Okay. All right. You good?
606 00:27:11,632 00:27:13,222 -I'm good. You good? -Yeah. -I'm good. You good? -Yeah.
607 00:27:13,300 00:27:14,470 -Night, Coach. -Good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. -Good night, Coach.
608 00:27:14,551 00:27:16,011 Oh. I almost forgot. Oh. I almost forgot.
609 00:27:17,304 00:27:18,814 What's this for? What's this for?
610 00:27:18,889 00:27:20,559 -"Into touch." -Get some sleep, Coach. -"Into touch." -Get some sleep, Coach.
611 00:27:20,641 00:27:21,851 Yeah, I will. Yeah, I will.
612 00:27:56,677 00:27:57,927 [exhales] [exhales]
613 00:28:04,935 00:28:06,135 [clears throat] [clears throat]
614 00:28:09,106 00:28:11,566 Hey, big guy. How you doing? How was school today? Hey, big guy. How you doing? How was school today?
615 00:28:12,943 00:28:13,863 Right. Right.
616 00:28:13,944 00:28:15,534 Ah, no, I-I forgot. Ah, no, I-I forgot.
617 00:28:15,612 00:28:17,872 Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today.
618 00:28:18,866 00:28:20,776 Yeah. Yeah, you could say that. Yeah. Yeah, you could say that.
619 00:28:20,868 00:28:22,288 [chuckles] [chuckles]
620 00:28:22,369 00:28:24,789 No, no, that's okay. No. I just wanted to hear your voice. No, no, that's okay. No. I just wanted to hear your voice.
621 00:28:24,872 00:28:26,422 Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah.
622 00:28:26,498 00:28:28,078 Hey, is your mom there? Hey, is your mom there?
623 00:28:28,166 00:28:30,246 Okay. Thanks, big guy. Okay. Thanks, big guy.
624 00:28:30,335 00:28:31,415 Hey, I miss you. Hey, I miss you.
625 00:28:34,047 00:28:35,547 Yeah, I love you too. Yeah, I love you too.
626 00:28:36,258 00:28:37,258 Okay. Okay.
627 00:28:46,768 00:28:48,098 Hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing?
628 00:28:48,770 00:28:51,440 Yeah. Well, you know, so far so good. You know? Yeah. Well, you know, so far so good. You know?
629 00:28:52,858 00:28:55,188 [stammers] It's gonna take some getting used to, yeah. [stammers] It's gonna take some getting used to, yeah.
630 00:28:55,277 00:28:57,947 But-But I think once we get going, it's gonna go all right. But-But I think once we get going, it's gonna go all right.
631 00:28:58,864 00:29:01,414 Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah.
632 00:29:02,326 00:29:04,996 Well, you know what? It's actually pretty nice. Yeah. Well, you know what? It's actually pretty nice. Yeah.
633 00:29:06,163 00:29:08,833 Yeah, and tell you what, they got a cute neighborhood too. Yeah, and tell you what, they got a cute neighborhood too.
634 00:29:08,916 00:29:09,916 Yeah. Yeah.
635 00:29:10,000 00:29:12,380 Yeah, you and the little guy gotta get on over here. Yeah, you and the little guy gotta get on over here.
636 00:29:12,461 00:29:13,631 Come check it out. Come check it out.
637 00:29:18,634 00:29:19,934 What? No, what did I say? What? No, what did I say?
638 00:29:23,472 00:29:26,142 But that's what I'm doing though. I'm giving you that space. But that's what I'm doing though. I'm giving you that space.
639 00:29:27,768 00:29:28,768 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
640 00:29:28,852 00:29:30,652 Yeah, and myself. Right. Uh-huh. Yeah, and myself. Right. Uh-huh.
641 00:29:32,648 00:29:33,688 Okay. Okay.
642 00:29:34,441 00:29:36,441 No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah. No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah.
643 00:29:36,527 00:29:37,777 Hey, hey, Michelle. Hey, hey, Michelle.
644 00:29:39,404 00:29:40,414 I love you. I love you.
645 00:29:44,409 00:29:46,369 No, no, that's okay. You don't have to. No, no, that's okay. You don't have to.
646 00:29:47,621 00:29:49,621 Really. Yeah. Really. Yeah.
647 00:29:52,501 00:29:53,591 Okay. Okay.
648 00:29:54,628 00:29:55,878 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
649 00:29:55,963 00:29:57,763 All right, now. Good night. All right, now. Good night.
650 00:30:02,511 00:30:03,511 [phone clicks] [phone clicks]
651 00:30:15,274 00:30:17,944 Shoot. Now I can't sleep. Shoot. Now I can't sleep.
652 00:30:18,652 00:30:21,662 [rap music playing] [rap music playing]