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1 00:00:01,418 00:00:04,421 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] [POP MUSIC PLAYING]
2 00:00:04,423 00:00:07,423
3 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,265 Ooh. 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,265 Ooh.
4 00:00:17,351 00:00:18,931 [EXHALES] [EXHALES]
5 00:00:18,933 00:00:20,434 I'm sorry about this. I'm sorry about this.
6 00:00:20,436 00:00:22,271 Don't you dare apologize. Don't you dare apologize.
7 00:00:22,273 00:00:24,772 Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed.
8 00:00:24,774 00:00:26,108 Tell him, boys. Tell him, boys.
9 00:00:26,110 00:00:27,252 - Bye, Dad. - It's all right, Dad. - Bye, Dad. - It's all right, Dad.
10 00:00:27,254 00:00:28,318 Whatever. Whatever.
11 00:00:28,320 00:00:29,653 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
12 00:00:29,655 00:00:31,657 - Love you. - Love you, darling. - Love you. - Love you, darling.
13 00:00:32,448 00:00:35,617 Ooh, and... and tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. Ooh, and... and tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease.
14 00:00:35,619 00:00:38,078 Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh.
15 00:00:38,080 00:00:40,288 - Morning, Ted. - Hey, Higgins... - Morning, Ted. - Hey, Higgins...
16 00:00:40,290 00:00:41,832 - [GRUNTS] - [BOYS] Ooh! - [GRUNTS] - [BOYS] Ooh!
17 00:00:41,834 00:00:42,916 [BOY] Is he dead? [BOY] Is he dead?
18 00:00:42,918 00:00:44,960 [SONG FADES] [SONG FADES]
19 00:00:44,962 00:00:48,129 I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone.
20 00:00:48,131 00:00:50,215 I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. I just can't stop checking on my family's flight.
21 00:00:50,217 00:00:52,050 You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks,
22 00:00:52,052 00:00:54,053 but, um, Michelle and I, but, um, Michelle and I,
23 00:00:54,055 00:00:55,762 we've been having some marital issues. we've been having some marital issues.
24 00:00:55,764 00:00:58,807 Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to.
25 00:00:58,809 00:01:00,433 Oh, I don't mind. Oh, I don't mind.
26 00:01:00,435 00:01:02,018 Tried couples therapy. Tried couples therapy.
27 00:01:02,020 00:01:03,478 Didn't like the other couple though. Didn't like the other couple though.
28 00:01:03,480 00:01:06,064 - [LAUGHS] - [CHUCKLES] - [LAUGHS] - [CHUCKLES]
29 00:01:06,066 00:01:08,108 Oh, it feels good to laugh. Oh, it feels good to laugh.
30 00:01:08,110 00:01:11,069 Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use.
31 00:01:11,071 00:01:13,196 So if either of us says "Oklahoma", So if either of us says "Oklahoma",
32 00:01:13,198 00:01:15,490 the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. the other one has to tell the God's honest truth.
33 00:01:15,492 00:01:17,450 Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful.
34 00:01:17,452 00:01:20,161 Did ruin the musical for me though. [CHUCKLES] Did ruin the musical for me though. [CHUCKLES]
35 00:01:20,163 00:01:22,205 So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'", So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'",
36 00:01:22,207 00:01:26,793 or, uh... what... "Surrey with the Fringe on Top", or... or, uh... what... "Surrey with the Fringe on Top", or...
37 00:01:26,795 00:01:29,671 - "Shall We Dance?" - No, that's from King and I. - "Shall We Dance?" - No, that's from King and I.
38 00:01:29,673 00:01:31,798 Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes,
39 00:01:31,800 00:01:33,717 I immediately think about my wife telling me I immediately think about my wife telling me
40 00:01:33,719 00:01:38,180 that my constant optimism is too much. [CHUCKLES] that my constant optimism is too much. [CHUCKLES]
41 00:01:38,182 00:01:41,808 And this... sharing of feelings And this... sharing of feelings
42 00:01:41,810 00:01:44,728 is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala.
43 00:01:44,730 00:01:46,146 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
44 00:01:46,148 00:01:47,606 Well, that's a lesson learned. Well, that's a lesson learned.
45 00:01:47,608 00:01:48,857 [TED] Oh, come on now. [TED] Oh, come on now.
46 00:01:48,859 00:01:51,735 I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right?
47 00:01:51,737 00:01:52,944 I do. I do.
48 00:01:52,946 00:01:54,779 - Oklahoma? - I do not. - Oklahoma? - I do not.
49 00:01:54,781 00:01:55,906 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
50 00:01:55,908 00:01:57,993 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] [THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
51 00:02:18,263 00:02:19,348 Jamie? Jamie?
52 00:02:20,807 00:02:21,808 You up? You up?
53 00:02:28,357 00:02:30,106 Hello? Hello?
54 00:02:30,108 00:02:31,858 Is, uh, is Jamie here? Is, uh, is Jamie here?
55 00:02:31,860 00:02:33,902 Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones.
56 00:02:33,904 00:02:35,572 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, I am. [CHUCKLES] Yeah, I am.
57 00:02:37,449 00:02:38,450 Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie.
58 00:02:40,327 00:02:43,078 No, no, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. No, no, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me.
59 00:02:43,080 00:02:44,704 Like, 24 hours ago. Like, 24 hours ago.
60 00:02:44,706 00:02:46,248 How long's a man meant to be alone? How long's a man meant to be alone?
61 00:02:46,250 00:02:48,085 What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself?
62 00:02:49,127 00:02:51,186 Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan.
63 00:02:51,188 00:02:53,088 I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything.
64 00:02:53,090 00:02:55,507 Wow, thank you. Wow, thank you.
65 00:02:55,509 00:02:57,259 And, Jamie, thank you. And, Jamie, thank you.
66 00:02:57,261 00:03:00,887 Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it,
67 00:03:00,889 00:03:03,431 wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake.
68 00:03:03,433 00:03:05,226 But you have really helped me But you have really helped me
69 00:03:05,228 00:03:07,312 to feel good about this decision, just by... to feel good about this decision, just by...
70 00:03:10,107 00:03:11,773 being you. being you.
71 00:03:11,775 00:03:13,400 You're welcome. You're welcome.
72 00:03:13,402 00:03:14,526 What? What?
73 00:03:14,528 00:03:16,778 You said I made you feel good about your decision. You said I made you feel good about your decision.
74 00:03:16,780 00:03:18,532 - Yeah. - Did you mean it? - Yeah. - Did you mean it?
75 00:03:19,867 00:03:21,702 - Yes. - Well, then you're welcome. - Yes. - Well, then you're welcome.
76 00:03:22,515 00:03:24,202 I like to make people feel good. I like to make people feel good.
77 00:03:24,204 00:03:26,246 - Mm. - [JAMIE] Mm. - Mm. - [JAMIE] Mm.
78 00:03:26,248 00:03:28,290 You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later?
79 00:03:28,292 00:03:30,794 Oh, the promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? Oh, the promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you?
80 00:03:31,545 00:03:32,586 Yes. Yes.
81 00:03:32,588 00:03:34,921 - [SNAPS FINGERS] - [LAUGHS] - [SNAPS FINGERS] - [LAUGHS]
82 00:03:34,923 00:03:36,673 It was nice to meet you. It was nice to meet you.
83 00:03:36,675 00:03:37,968 Oh... Oh...
84 00:03:40,345 00:03:42,012 [CHATTERING] [CHATTERING]
85 00:03:42,014 00:03:43,223 [SAM] Yes, yes, yes! Here! [SAM] Yes, yes, yes! Here!
86 00:03:44,641 00:03:46,808 Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie!
87 00:03:46,810 00:03:49,146 Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! Jamie, I'm open. Jamie!
88 00:03:51,190 00:03:53,607 - What are you doing? That was going in. - Well, we'll never know. - What are you doing? That was going in. - Well, we'll never know.
89 00:03:53,609 00:03:55,984 Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass?
90 00:03:55,986 00:03:57,706 Come on. Sam was more open Come on. Sam was more open
91 00:03:57,708 00:03:59,779 than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter.
92 00:03:59,781 00:04:01,907 - [PLAYER] What? What's he talking about? - [PLAYERS MURMUR] - [PLAYER] What? What's he talking about? - [PLAYERS MURMUR]
93 00:04:01,909 00:04:03,117 Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know
94 00:04:03,119 00:04:04,451 I like to keep the peanut butter open. I like to keep the peanut butter open.
95 00:04:04,453 00:04:06,953 That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there.
96 00:04:06,955 00:04:07,996 Oh. Oh.
97 00:04:07,998 00:04:10,248 - It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. - Yeah, it is. - It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. - Yeah, it is.
98 00:04:10,250 00:04:13,043 Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay?
99 00:04:13,045 00:04:16,337 But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit.
100 00:04:16,339 00:04:18,005 I heard my name. What did he say? I heard my name. What did he say?
101 00:04:18,007 00:04:19,841 - Don't worry about it. - Oh, okay. - Don't worry about it. - Oh, okay.
102 00:04:19,843 00:04:21,551 Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow.
103 00:04:21,553 00:04:24,756 Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes.
104 00:04:24,758 00:04:27,468 We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go.
105 00:04:27,470 00:04:28,721 [HENRY] Dad! [HENRY] Dad!
106 00:04:34,233 00:04:35,484 Practice is canceled. Practice is canceled.
107 00:04:39,446 00:04:42,072 That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though.
108 00:04:42,074 00:04:43,075 Metaphor. Metaphor.
109 00:04:45,410 00:04:47,202 - [TED] Hey! - Daddy! - [TED] Hey! - Daddy!
110 00:04:47,204 00:04:48,903 I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway,
111 00:04:48,905 00:04:50,695 but hey, that's all right. Hey, buddy! but hey, that's all right. Hey, buddy!
112 00:04:50,697 00:04:51,790 Helicopter! Helicopter!
113 00:04:51,792 00:04:53,667 Oh, you got it. [GRUNTS] Oh, you got it. [GRUNTS]
114 00:04:53,669 00:04:55,961 Two spins. [CHUCKLES] How about that? Two spins. [CHUCKLES] How about that?
115 00:04:55,963 00:04:57,587 Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there.
116 00:04:57,589 00:05:00,048 - Slower helicopter. - No way. Come on now. - Slower helicopter. - No way. Come on now.
117 00:05:00,050 00:05:02,843 [BOTH LAUGHING] [BOTH LAUGHING]
118 00:05:02,845 00:05:04,928 [SIGHS] I missed you so much. [SIGHS] I missed you so much.
119 00:05:04,930 00:05:06,189 [HENRY] Group hug. [HENRY] Group hug.
120 00:05:06,191 00:05:07,722 Hey! There he is. Hey! There he is.
121 00:05:07,724 00:05:11,309 Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck?
122 00:05:11,311 00:05:13,812 And look at this. I mean, you, what... You got teeth now? And look at this. I mean, you, what... You got teeth now?
123 00:05:13,814 00:05:16,231 - I already had teeth! - And you can talk! - I already had teeth! - And you can talk!
124 00:05:16,233 00:05:18,149 Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report,
125 00:05:18,151 00:05:22,279 but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out.
126 00:05:22,281 00:05:24,573 Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row,
127 00:05:24,575 00:05:26,366 and we're facing relegation. and we're facing relegation.
128 00:05:26,368 00:05:27,909 But why be sorry? But why be sorry?
129 00:05:27,911 00:05:29,746 I think it's all going rather smashingly. I think it's all going rather smashingly.
130 00:05:31,331 00:05:33,166 - [DOOR OPENS] - Uh... - [DOOR OPENS] - Uh...
131 00:05:34,251 00:05:38,753 I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner.
132 00:05:38,755 00:05:41,923 The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt.
133 00:05:41,925 00:05:44,885 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats.
134 00:05:44,887 00:05:48,680 Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm". Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm".
135 00:05:48,682 00:05:50,974 - [SNAPS FINGERS] Jamie. - What? - [SNAPS FINGERS] Jamie. - What?
136 00:05:50,976 00:05:53,518 - [WHISPERS] Just drink the beer. - [JAMIE] Yeah. - [WHISPERS] Just drink the beer. - [JAMIE] Yeah.
137 00:05:53,520 00:05:56,021 No judgment, but are you back with that twat? No judgment, but are you back with that twat?
138 00:05:56,023 00:05:57,731 Bon appétit. Bon appétit.
139 00:05:57,733 00:06:01,526 No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. No. We're done. God, I love that you care though.
140 00:06:01,528 00:06:04,446 I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips.
141 00:06:04,448 00:06:07,073 You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%.
142 00:06:07,075 00:06:08,700 Hey, do you like mythology? Hey, do you like mythology?
143 00:06:08,702 00:06:11,036 You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn?
144 00:06:11,038 00:06:13,413 [NEIGHS, SPUTTERS] [NEIGHS, SPUTTERS]
145 00:06:13,415 00:06:15,624 - That's fucking funny. - Oh, no. - That's fucking funny. - Oh, no.
146 00:06:15,626 00:06:17,709 What's that? It's my beerby. What's that? It's my beerby.
147 00:06:17,711 00:06:19,127 - Come on. - Okay. - Come on. - Okay.
148 00:06:19,129 00:06:22,088 Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that.
149 00:06:22,090 00:06:23,173 - Keeley. - Hmm? - Keeley. - Hmm?
150 00:06:23,175 00:06:26,259 If any of the other players needed some branding work done, If any of the other players needed some branding work done,
151 00:06:26,261 00:06:28,386 is that something you'd be interested in? is that something you'd be interested in?
152 00:06:28,388 00:06:29,696 I don't want you to offer me a job I don't want you to offer me a job
153 00:06:29,698 00:06:31,756 just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night.
154 00:06:31,758 00:06:35,185 Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time.
155 00:06:35,187 00:06:37,062 [LAUGHS] Yeah, they do. [LAUGHS] Yeah, they do.
156 00:06:37,064 00:06:40,550 - [LAUGHS] - I meant employment. Like job-jobs. - [LAUGHS] - I meant employment. Like job-jobs.
157 00:06:40,552 00:06:43,401 - So not hand, or blow, or foot? - Foot? - So not hand, or blow, or foot? - Foot?
158 00:06:43,403 00:06:48,156 Oh, you're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? Oh, you're right. Technically it would be... feet, right?
159 00:06:48,158 00:06:50,200 [STAMMERS] Just give it a thought. [STAMMERS] Just give it a thought.
160 00:06:50,202 00:06:52,786 Unless you want to carry on doing... Unless you want to carry on doing...
161 00:06:52,788 00:06:53,997 What is it you do again? What is it you do again?
162 00:06:54,957 00:06:58,542 I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. I'm sort of famous for being almost famous.
163 00:06:58,544 00:06:59,545 Excellent. Excellent.
164 00:07:00,796 00:07:03,173 - Maybe think of it as a plan B. - Yeah. - Maybe think of it as a plan B. - Yeah.
165 00:07:05,634 00:07:07,467 Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right?
166 00:07:07,469 00:07:11,012 Fries are called "chips". Chips are called "crisps". Fries are called "chips". Chips are called "crisps".
167 00:07:11,014 00:07:13,515 And "bangers" aren't great songs, And "bangers" aren't great songs,
168 00:07:13,517 00:07:16,726 but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty.
169 00:07:16,728 00:07:19,271 When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker?
170 00:07:19,273 00:07:22,482 Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here... This is my wife, Michelle. Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here... This is my wife, Michelle.
171 00:07:22,484 00:07:24,693 Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso.
172 00:07:24,695 00:07:26,820 Nice recovery. Well executed. Nice recovery. Well executed.
173 00:07:26,822 00:07:28,613 - Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. - Yeah. - Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. - Yeah.
174 00:07:28,615 00:07:30,701 Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. Hi, Ted. Hello, young man.
175 00:07:31,493 00:07:36,248 Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars.
176 00:07:37,082 00:07:38,331 [TED] Yeah, go have fun. [TED] Yeah, go have fun.
177 00:07:38,333 00:07:40,834 - Your table's this way. - Go on. After you. - Your table's this way. - Go on. After you.
178 00:07:40,836 00:07:43,378 - Three fish-and-chips? - Yes, please. And two pints. - Three fish-and-chips? - Yes, please. And two pints.
179 00:07:43,380 00:07:45,088 - I like your style. - [TED] Yeah. - I like your style. - [TED] Yeah.
180 00:07:45,090 00:07:47,092 [BOTH CHUCKLE] [BOTH CHUCKLE]
181 00:07:47,926 00:07:49,178 Look at this. [STAMMERS] Look at this. [STAMMERS]
182 00:07:50,470 00:07:54,640 Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper?
183 00:07:54,642 00:07:55,807 I read they do that here. I read they do that here.
184 00:07:55,809 00:07:58,310 No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that.
185 00:07:58,312 00:07:59,519 Having my food teach me stuff? Having my food teach me stuff?
186 00:07:59,521 00:08:01,521 Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right?
187 00:08:01,523 00:08:03,648 A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something.
188 00:08:03,650 00:08:05,442 - Yeah. Exactly, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. Exactly, yeah. - Yeah.
189 00:08:05,444 00:08:07,654 - Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. - Mm. - Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. - Mm.
190 00:08:09,281 00:08:10,780 Yeah. Yeah.
191 00:08:10,782 00:08:12,574 Oh. You already done, bud? Oh. You already done, bud?
192 00:08:12,576 00:08:14,367 Yeah, he probably should be. Yeah, he probably should be.
193 00:08:14,369 00:08:16,578 Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that. Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that.
194 00:08:16,580 00:08:17,748 Happens all the time. Happens all the time.
195 00:08:20,250 00:08:22,167 - What are you doing? - I'm just curious, yeah? - What are you doing? - I'm just curious, yeah?
196 00:08:22,169 00:08:24,324 The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures,
197 00:08:24,326 00:08:26,129 and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit.
198 00:08:26,131 00:08:27,380 Then I'll send them over to you. Then I'll send them over to you.
199 00:08:27,382 00:08:30,594 Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because...
200 00:08:31,595 00:08:34,720 And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place
201 00:08:34,722 00:08:36,931 and we can look at them together? and we can look at them together?
202 00:08:36,933 00:08:38,141 Maybe we're naked. Maybe we're naked.
203 00:08:38,143 00:08:40,143 Oh... [CHUCKLES] Oh... [CHUCKLES]
204 00:08:40,145 00:08:42,481 Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie.
205 00:08:45,150 00:08:46,318 Smart move. Smart move.
206 00:08:47,486 00:08:48,487 Excuse me? Excuse me?
207 00:08:50,322 00:08:52,280 I have to hang out with that prick. I have to hang out with that prick.
208 00:08:52,282 00:08:54,286 The fact that you would choose to be with him The fact that you would choose to be with him
209 00:08:54,288 00:08:55,575 is frankly mind-blowing. is frankly mind-blowing.
210 00:08:55,577 00:08:57,452 I'm not with him. We broke up. I'm not with him. We broke up.
211 00:08:57,454 00:08:58,795 We're working together, actually. We're working together, actually.
212 00:08:58,797 00:09:00,455 And who asked you anyway, huh? And who asked you anyway, huh?
213 00:09:00,457 00:09:01,458 Right. Right.
214 00:09:02,668 00:09:05,460 I didn't know that, so... apologies. I didn't know that, so... apologies.
215 00:09:05,462 00:09:08,213 No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life.
216 00:09:08,215 00:09:10,007 I'll make sure that I text you I'll make sure that I text you
217 00:09:10,009 00:09:11,969 anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? anytime I have to make a decision, yeah?
218 00:09:14,429 00:09:16,972 It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, It's just that in training, Sam was wide open,
219 00:09:16,974 00:09:18,682 and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. and Jamie wouldn't pass to him.
220 00:09:18,684 00:09:20,725 But Sam was wide open. But Sam was wide open.
221 00:09:20,727 00:09:22,561 Now that's what I'm dealing with. Now that's what I'm dealing with.
222 00:09:22,563 00:09:24,565 [PHONE CHIMES] [PHONE CHIMES]
223 00:09:28,819 00:09:29,820 Yes. Yes.
224 00:09:31,572 00:09:33,196 - [HENRY] Here it is. - Mm-hmm. - [HENRY] Here it is. - Mm-hmm.
225 00:09:33,198 00:09:36,159 Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second.
226 00:09:37,536 00:09:40,412 Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy.
227 00:09:40,414 00:09:43,039 Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus?
228 00:09:43,041 00:09:44,708 After we finish. After we finish.
229 00:09:44,710 00:09:46,751 Mm-hmm. See? I like that. Mm-hmm. See? I like that.
230 00:09:46,753 00:09:48,962 First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. First we gotta build it, then we can ride it.
231 00:09:48,964 00:09:51,715 It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm.
232 00:09:51,717 00:09:53,093 [CHUCKLES] Okay. [CHUCKLES] Okay.
233 00:09:53,886 00:09:57,139 Well, six hands are better than four. Well, six hands are better than four.
234 00:09:58,265 00:10:01,101 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]
235 00:10:14,406 00:10:16,408 [SONG CONTINUES] [SONG CONTINUES]
236 00:10:23,207 00:10:24,541 [SONG FADES] [SONG FADES]
237 00:10:25,959 00:10:27,751 [TED] Good morning. [TED] Good morning.
238 00:10:27,753 00:10:29,046 Hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing?
239 00:10:32,382 00:10:35,383 - Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. - Oi! Wanker. - Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. - Oi! Wanker.
240 00:10:35,385 00:10:37,302 Don't you fuck up the match. Don't you fuck up the match.
241 00:10:37,304 00:10:39,723 I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh?
242 00:10:43,560 00:10:45,268 Hey, check it out. Hey, check it out.
243 00:10:45,270 00:10:47,312 You never... Never seen one of these before. You never... Never seen one of these before.
244 00:10:47,314 00:10:50,023 That right there, that's a scone, okay? That right there, that's a scone, okay?
245 00:10:50,025 00:10:52,359 It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.
246 00:10:52,361 00:10:54,653 There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say?
247 00:10:54,655 00:10:56,029 Thanks, Dad! Thanks, Dad!
248 00:10:56,031 00:10:58,742 Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly.
249 00:11:05,666 00:11:09,251 - It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? - Oh. Yeah. - It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? - Oh. Yeah.
250 00:11:09,253 00:11:10,961 - Hey. - I can make us some breakfast. - Hey. - I can make us some breakfast.
251 00:11:10,963 00:11:12,212 What's wrong? What's wrong?
252 00:11:12,214 00:11:14,464 Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all.
253 00:11:14,466 00:11:15,715 I-I'm fine, Ted. I-I'm fine, Ted.
254 00:11:15,717 00:11:17,634 No, no, no, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. No, no, no, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me.
255 00:11:17,636 00:11:20,138 Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma.
256 00:11:26,395 00:11:27,646 Every day... Every day...
257 00:11:29,106 00:11:33,110 I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning.
258 00:11:33,986 00:11:37,239 But... But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? But... But maybe that's just what marriage is, right?
259 00:11:38,699 00:11:41,577 I'll keep trying. You know I will. I'll keep trying. You know I will.
260 00:11:43,537 00:11:45,245 Ready to go! Ready to go!
261 00:11:45,247 00:11:47,666 [CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES] [CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES]
262 00:11:49,042 00:11:51,126 - I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. - [MICHELLE] Yeah. - I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. - [MICHELLE] Yeah.
263 00:11:51,128 00:11:53,046 - You know... - Let's get some pants. Come on. - You know... - Let's get some pants. Come on.
264 00:11:59,469 00:12:00,512 [EXHALES] [EXHALES]
265 00:12:03,223 00:12:05,849 I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
266 00:12:05,851 00:12:08,393 Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated.
267 00:12:08,395 00:12:10,896 So many different challenges and... So many different challenges and...
268 00:12:10,898 00:12:13,648 I think... I don't know. [STAMMERS] Sorry. I think... I don't know. [STAMMERS] Sorry.
269 00:12:13,650 00:12:14,941 You ever been married? You ever been married?
270 00:12:14,943 00:12:16,568 Ha! Ha!
271 00:12:16,570 00:12:19,529 Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships
272 00:12:19,531 00:12:21,990 are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak.
273 00:12:21,992 00:12:24,107 You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one,
274 00:12:24,109 00:12:25,452 loses its flavor. loses its flavor.
275 00:12:25,454 00:12:27,787 - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah. - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah.
276 00:12:27,789 00:12:29,825 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then?
277 00:12:29,827 00:12:30,874 Fire away. Fire away.
278 00:12:30,876 00:12:32,292 If you were worried about your relationship, If you were worried about your relationship,
279 00:12:32,294 00:12:36,171 then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? then why did you fly 4,438 miles away?
280 00:12:36,173 00:12:38,840 That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head.
281 00:12:38,842 00:12:41,176 Oh, well, uh, my dad used to be a cartographer. Oh, well, uh, my dad used to be a cartographer.
282 00:12:41,178 00:12:44,554 Used to say I was .001 miles tall. Used to say I was .001 miles tall.
283 00:12:44,556 00:12:46,389 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
284 00:12:46,391 00:12:49,520 Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it?
285 00:12:51,104 00:12:52,771 I think at some point I realized I think at some point I realized
286 00:12:52,773 00:12:57,486 that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. that me being around so much was doing more harm than good.
287 00:12:59,363 00:13:02,199 Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or...
288 00:13:03,909 00:13:07,162 do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. do something sweet for her, it just would backfire.
289 00:13:08,121 00:13:11,331 And then she and this therapist we were working with And then she and this therapist we were working with
290 00:13:11,333 00:13:13,989 decided that maybe the best thing to do decided that maybe the best thing to do
291 00:13:13,991 00:13:15,877 would be to give her a little space. would be to give her a little space.
292 00:13:15,879 00:13:20,841 And so, um... well, I gave her 4,400 and, um... And so, um... well, I gave her 4,400 and, um...
293 00:13:20,843 00:13:21,843 Thirty-eight. Thirty-eight.
294 00:13:22,594 00:13:24,179 Thirty-eight miles worth of it. Thirty-eight miles worth of it.
295 00:13:25,264 00:13:26,555 [KNOCKING] [KNOCKING]
296 00:13:26,557 00:13:30,433 Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone.
297 00:13:30,435 00:13:32,394 Ah. Thank heavens. Ah. Thank heavens.
298 00:13:32,396 00:13:34,813 I deleted some apps to optimize performance. I deleted some apps to optimize performance.
299 00:13:34,815 00:13:36,439 Not Battleships, I hope. Not Battleships, I hope.
300 00:13:36,441 00:13:38,650 Ah. Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. Ah. Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway.
301 00:13:38,652 00:13:41,403 I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. I'll leave you lads to your match day planning.
302 00:13:41,405 00:13:43,363 Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo.
303 00:13:43,365 00:13:45,240 You mind if I get your take on something? You mind if I get your take on something?
304 00:13:45,242 00:13:47,367 Wow, of course. Uh... Wow, of course. Uh...
305 00:13:47,369 00:13:52,122 Very exciting to be, uh, invited into the inner sanctum. Very exciting to be, uh, invited into the inner sanctum.
306 00:13:52,124 00:13:55,148 Um, Team Lasso, as it were. Um, Team Lasso, as it were.
307 00:13:55,150 00:13:58,003 You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah?
308 00:13:58,005 00:14:01,256 - Oh, yes, uh, 28 years. - Oh. - Oh, yes, uh, 28 years. - Oh.
309 00:14:01,258 00:14:03,286 Five boys, three dogs, Five boys, three dogs,
310 00:14:03,288 00:14:07,470 one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally,
311 00:14:07,472 00:14:11,057 and, uh, one small house that manages to fit us all in it. and, uh, one small house that manages to fit us all in it.
312 00:14:11,059 00:14:12,786 Sounds like a full life right there. Sounds like a full life right there.
313 00:14:13,770 00:14:16,605 But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah?
314 00:14:16,607 00:14:20,942 Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part?
315 00:14:20,944 00:14:22,277 [MEWLS] [MEWLS]
316 00:14:22,279 00:14:23,737 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
317 00:14:23,739 00:14:24,988 That's the thing though, isn't it? That's the thing though, isn't it?
318 00:14:24,990 00:14:28,952 If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy.
319 00:14:30,787 00:14:31,953 - Mm-hmm. - [TED WHISTLES] - Mm-hmm. - [TED WHISTLES]
320 00:14:31,955 00:14:36,084 Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb.
321 00:14:37,127 00:14:39,920 - I think... think they do 999 here. - [NATHAN] It is 999. - I think... think they do 999 here. - [NATHAN] It is 999.
322 00:14:39,922 00:14:41,421 - [HIGGINS] Yes. It is, yeah. - [TED] For emergencies? - [HIGGINS] Yes. It is, yeah. - [TED] For emergencies?
323 00:14:41,423 00:14:43,089 Boy, that seems troublesome to me. Boy, that seems troublesome to me.
324 00:14:43,091 00:14:45,509 You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and... You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and...
325 00:14:45,511 00:14:46,718 - Oh, 'cause it's one key. - [TED] Yeah. - Oh, 'cause it's one key. - [TED] Yeah.
326 00:14:46,720 00:14:48,720 You'd probably have police cars and ambulances You'd probably have police cars and ambulances
327 00:14:48,722 00:14:50,680 - just zipping all over the place. - [COACH BEARD] Yeah. - just zipping all over the place. - [COACH BEARD] Yeah.
328 00:14:50,682 00:14:52,641 - Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? - It does. Yeah, yeah. - Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? - It does. Yeah, yeah.
329 00:14:52,643 00:14:54,768 - That explains it, actually. - There you have it. - That explains it, actually. - There you have it.
330 00:14:54,770 00:14:57,062 - [CROWD CHEERING] - Arlo White here with Chris Powell. - [CROWD CHEERING] - Arlo White here with Chris Powell.
331 00:14:57,064 00:15:00,649 Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond.
332 00:15:00,651 00:15:02,359 All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle.
333 00:15:02,361 00:15:04,110 - Let's throw this down! - [PLAYER] Come on, boys! - Let's throw this down! - [PLAYER] Come on, boys!
334 00:15:04,112 00:15:05,654 [ROY] Right, hands in. [ROY] Right, hands in.
335 00:15:05,656 00:15:07,989 On three. One, two, three... On three. One, two, three...
336 00:15:07,991 00:15:10,075 - [ALL] Richmond! - [TED] Let's go! - [ALL] Richmond! - [TED] Let's go!
337 00:15:10,077 00:15:12,327 [PLAYERS SHOUTING] [PLAYERS SHOUTING]
338 00:15:12,329 00:15:15,249 - [CAMERA CLICKING] - [SAM] Let's go! Let's go! - [CAMERA CLICKING] - [SAM] Let's go! Let's go!
339 00:15:18,043 00:15:19,586 [SHOUTING FADES] [SHOUTING FADES]
340 00:15:21,630 00:15:23,463 Jamie, you a germophobe? Jamie, you a germophobe?
341 00:15:23,465 00:15:25,881 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in
342 00:15:25,883 00:15:27,676 - with the rest of the team. - Didn't want to. - with the rest of the team. - Didn't want to.
343 00:15:27,678 00:15:28,679 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
344 00:15:29,638 00:15:31,388 I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me
345 00:15:31,390 00:15:32,722 of my grandma with the channel hopper. of my grandma with the channel hopper.
346 00:15:32,724 00:15:34,724 You just push all the wrong buttons. You just push all the wrong buttons.
347 00:15:34,726 00:15:39,229 Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? Well, then how's about you and me make a deal?
348 00:15:39,231 00:15:40,689 Okay, I'm listening. Okay, I'm listening.
349 00:15:40,691 00:15:44,651 You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit,
350 00:15:44,653 00:15:46,236 and in exchange, and in exchange,
351 00:15:46,238 00:15:49,825 I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic.
352 00:15:51,243 00:15:54,246 I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see.
353 00:15:54,997 00:15:56,832 Does that sound fair? Hands in. Does that sound fair? Hands in.
354 00:15:57,708 00:15:59,666 You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there,
355 00:15:59,668 00:16:01,126 but I'm not having the best of days... but I'm not having the best of days...
356 00:16:01,128 00:16:02,627 Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. Actually, it doesn't matter what you say.
357 00:16:02,629 00:16:05,422 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name
358 00:16:05,424 00:16:07,299 after I score a goal tonight. after I score a goal tonight.
359 00:16:07,301 00:16:10,322 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
360 00:16:10,324 00:16:12,345 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
361 00:16:12,347 00:16:14,150 As undeniably catchy as that tune is, As undeniably catchy as that tune is,
362 00:16:14,152 00:16:16,850 - I need you to cut the crap right now... - Dad! - I need you to cut the crap right now... - Dad!
363 00:16:16,852 00:16:20,103 [CHUCKLING] Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. [CHUCKLING] Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey.
364 00:16:20,105 00:16:22,814 - Jamie Tartt? - Hello, little lad. - Jamie Tartt? - Hello, little lad.
365 00:16:22,816 00:16:24,359 Would you sign my shirt? Would you sign my shirt?
366 00:16:25,235 00:16:26,486 [JAMIE] All right, turn around. [JAMIE] All right, turn around.
367 00:16:27,905 00:16:29,696 That's pretty cool, huh? That's pretty cool, huh?
368 00:16:29,698 00:16:33,368 [JAMIE] Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. [JAMIE] Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me.
369 00:16:36,079 00:16:37,331 It'll be for you too. It'll be for you too.
370 00:16:38,916 00:16:42,834 And for me. But... just for us. [CLICKS TONGUE] And for me. But... just for us. [CLICKS TONGUE]
371 00:16:42,836 00:16:44,588 - [HENRY] Cool. - Good lad. - [HENRY] Cool. - Good lad.
372 00:16:46,590 00:16:47,716 Good boy. Good boy.
373 00:16:50,135 00:16:51,801 Come on, let's get out there. Come on, let's get out there.
374 00:16:51,803 00:16:54,930 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
375 00:16:54,932 00:16:57,349 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
376 00:16:57,351 00:16:58,892 - [MAN] Come on, goalie! - [ARLO] Link finds space. - [MAN] Come on, goalie! - [ARLO] Link finds space.
377 00:16:58,894 00:17:00,310 He rears back to shoot it. He rears back to shoot it.
378 00:17:00,312 00:17:02,812 Oh! A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! Oh! A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder!
379 00:17:02,814 00:17:06,857 - Fuck's sake! - I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! - Fuck's sake! - I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso!
380 00:17:06,859 00:17:10,111 - Nice family though. - Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! - Nice family though. - Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him!
381 00:17:10,113 00:17:13,657 Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down.
382 00:17:13,659 00:17:14,674 [CHANTING] Wanker! Wanker! [CHANTING] Wanker! Wanker!
383 00:17:14,676 00:17:17,077 [ARLO] And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. [ARLO] And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known.
384 00:17:17,079 00:17:18,161 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
385 00:17:18,163 00:17:20,163 Chris, you have to think, if this continues, Chris, you have to think, if this continues,
386 00:17:20,165 00:17:24,125 Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet.
387 00:17:24,127 00:17:26,169 Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. Tartt receives the ball. Clever there.
388 00:17:26,171 00:17:27,879 - Go on, Jamie. - He finds space. - Go on, Jamie. - He finds space.
389 00:17:27,881 00:17:29,256 He has Obisanya on the right. He has Obisanya on the right.
390 00:17:29,258 00:17:33,051 No, he's doing it himself. And, oh, what a finish! No, he's doing it himself. And, oh, what a finish!
391 00:17:33,053 00:17:35,762 Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal!
392 00:17:35,764 00:17:37,973 Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! Jamie Tartt, you fucking king!
393 00:17:37,975 00:17:40,642 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
394 00:17:40,644 00:17:42,310 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
395 00:17:42,312 00:17:45,313 [ARLO] And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, [ARLO] And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt,
396 00:17:45,315 00:17:48,900 Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute!
397 00:17:48,902 00:17:51,194 - Me! - What's he yelling? - Me! - What's he yelling?
398 00:17:51,196 00:17:54,058 Um, "me". He's, uh, pointing at the name on his back Um, "me". He's, uh, pointing at the name on his back
399 00:17:54,060 00:17:55,323 and repeatedly yelling "me". and repeatedly yelling "me".
400 00:17:55,325 00:17:56,908 Me! Me!
401 00:17:56,910 00:17:59,160 Oh, I thought he was saying "meat". Oh, I thought he was saying "meat".
402 00:17:59,162 00:18:01,830 But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay.
403 00:18:01,832 00:18:04,249 - [MAN] Come on! - [ARLO] Obisanya joins the attack. - [MAN] Come on! - [ARLO] Obisanya joins the attack.
404 00:18:04,251 00:18:07,002 - Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! - Bullshit! - Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! - Bullshit!
405 00:18:07,004 00:18:11,006 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off!
406 00:18:11,008 00:18:13,425 [ARLO] It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. [ARLO] It'll be a yellow card here for Benson.
407 00:18:13,427 00:18:15,237 And you have to say he got off easy there. And you have to say he got off easy there.
408 00:18:15,239 00:18:17,262 And Obisanya is still down. And Obisanya is still down.
409 00:18:17,264 00:18:18,847 - He might be hurt. - Yeah. - He might be hurt. - Yeah.
410 00:18:18,849 00:18:21,183 Excuse me, mate. Excuse me, mate.
411 00:18:21,185 00:18:24,438 Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. Oi! Check on your fucking teammate.
412 00:18:25,522 00:18:28,440 [ARLO] The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. [ARLO] The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar.
413 00:18:28,442 00:18:29,776 Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that.
414 00:18:31,153 00:18:32,986 - Sam? - Yeah? - Sam? - Yeah?
415 00:18:32,988 00:18:35,322 I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go.
416 00:18:35,324 00:18:37,908 - What is your fucking problem? - [ARLO] Oh! What is this? - What is your fucking problem? - [ARLO] Oh! What is this?
417 00:18:37,910 00:18:39,826 Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats!
418 00:18:39,828 00:18:42,996 - Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! - Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. - Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! - Hopefully cooler heads will prevail.
419 00:18:42,998 00:18:44,122 Fucking kill you! Fucking kill you!
420 00:18:44,124 00:18:45,165 Same team! Same team!
421 00:18:45,167 00:18:46,416 [CHRIS] Unacceptable, Arlo. [CHRIS] Unacceptable, Arlo.
422 00:18:46,418 00:18:48,251 Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? Chris, have you ever struck a teammate?
423 00:18:48,253 00:18:50,337 - [JAMIE] Are you mad? So what? - [CHRIS] No, but I've wanted to. - [JAMIE] Are you mad? So what? - [CHRIS] No, but I've wanted to.
424 00:18:50,339 00:18:51,546 - He's my own player. - [ROY] Yeah, yeah. - He's my own player. - [ROY] Yeah, yeah.
425 00:18:51,548 00:18:53,590 - [CHRIS] I'm actually a bit jealous. - You gotta be... - [CHRIS] I'm actually a bit jealous. - You gotta be...
426 00:18:53,592 00:18:57,010 [ARLO] We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. [ARLO] We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle.
427 00:18:57,012 00:19:01,099 And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still.
428 00:19:02,392 00:19:03,683 You all right, Sam? You all right, Sam?
429 00:19:03,685 00:19:05,528 Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore.
430 00:19:05,530 00:19:06,936 But everyone was making such a fuss, But everyone was making such a fuss,
431 00:19:06,938 00:19:08,529 I thought I should just stay down. I thought I should just stay down.
432 00:19:09,566 00:19:11,107 No. Listen. No. Listen.
433 00:19:11,109 00:19:14,194 I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly,
434 00:19:14,196 00:19:17,739 and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on.
435 00:19:17,741 00:19:20,283 - They'll love it. - Oh, okay. - They'll love it. - Oh, okay.
436 00:19:20,285 00:19:21,618 [CROWD APPLAUDS] [CROWD APPLAUDS]
437 00:19:21,620 00:19:24,788 [ARLO] Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? [ARLO] Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue?
438 00:19:24,790 00:19:26,122 Is he okay? Is he okay?
439 00:19:26,124 00:19:28,657 - [CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - Looks like he'll play through the pain. - [CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - Looks like he'll play through the pain.
440 00:19:28,659 00:19:31,545 Such determination. You love to see it. Such determination. You love to see it.
441 00:19:31,547 00:19:33,129 Attaboy, Sam! Attaboy, Sam!
442 00:19:33,131 00:19:35,298 Tartt steps up to take the free kick, Tartt steps up to take the free kick,
443 00:19:35,300 00:19:37,425 with an opportunity to tie the game. with an opportunity to tie the game.
444 00:19:37,427 00:19:41,012 Will he find a teammate or go for glory? Will he find a teammate or go for glory?
445 00:19:41,014 00:19:43,475 With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question.
446 00:19:50,732 00:19:52,566 And he's done it! And he's done it!
447 00:19:52,568 00:19:55,819 That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level
448 00:19:55,821 00:19:57,612 in the 38th minute! in the 38th minute!
449 00:19:57,614 00:19:59,406 [CHRIS] He's a special player, Arlo. [CHRIS] He's a special player, Arlo.
450 00:19:59,408 00:20:01,241 - [CROWD SINGING] - Look at this. - [CROWD SINGING] - Look at this.
451 00:20:01,243 00:20:02,617 [ARLO] And you have to wonder, [ARLO] And you have to wonder,
452 00:20:02,619 00:20:04,746 where would Richmond be without him. where would Richmond be without him.
453 00:20:08,834 00:20:09,835 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
454 00:20:10,794 00:20:12,212 [JAMIE] Me! Me! [JAMIE] Me! Me!
455 00:20:13,547 00:20:15,672 [ARLO] We certainly haven't seen this before. [ARLO] We certainly haven't seen this before.
456 00:20:15,674 00:20:17,883 Ted Lasso is running into the stands. Ted Lasso is running into the stands.
457 00:20:17,885 00:20:21,011 - Well, where the hell is he off to? - [SCOFFS] - Well, where the hell is he off to? - [SCOFFS]
458 00:20:21,013 00:20:22,846 [ARLO] He's not slowing down on those steps. [ARLO] He's not slowing down on those steps.
459 00:20:22,848 00:20:25,682 That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there.
460 00:20:25,684 00:20:26,685 [ARLO] Is he okay? [ARLO] Is he okay?
461 00:20:27,895 00:20:30,562 - [GRUNTS] Hey, Rebecca. - Hello, Ted. - [GRUNTS] Hey, Rebecca. - Hello, Ted.
462 00:20:30,564 00:20:32,606 - You're doing great, Dad. - Yeah, you got this. - You're doing great, Dad. - Yeah, you got this.
463 00:20:32,608 00:20:33,690 Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys.
464 00:20:33,692 00:20:35,152 Uh, I wanna bench Jamie. Uh, I wanna bench Jamie.
465 00:20:35,944 00:20:38,184 But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first.
466 00:20:39,031 00:20:40,947 But, Ted, you're the manager. But, Ted, you're the manager.
467 00:20:40,949 00:20:44,409 So whatever you decide, you have my full support. So whatever you decide, you have my full support.
468 00:20:44,411 00:20:46,338 Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators.
469 00:20:46,340 00:20:47,383 Bye, Dad. Bye, Dad.
470 00:20:50,292 00:20:52,375 [ARLO] And it appears Coach Lasso has decided [ARLO] And it appears Coach Lasso has decided
471 00:20:52,377 00:20:54,461 to rejoin the match already in progress. to rejoin the match already in progress.
472 00:20:54,463 00:20:57,130 Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on.
473 00:20:57,132 00:20:59,382 Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub.
474 00:20:59,384 00:21:00,967 - Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? - Okay. - Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? - Okay.
475 00:21:00,969 00:21:02,471 Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. Appreciate you, sir. Thank you.
476 00:21:04,723 00:21:05,724 [CLEARS THROAT] [CLEARS THROAT]
477 00:21:09,436 00:21:10,894 Okay. Okay.
478 00:21:10,896 00:21:13,813 Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here.
479 00:21:13,815 00:21:15,984 He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off...
480 00:21:16,944 00:21:20,028 - Jamie Tartt? - [CLAMORING] - Jamie Tartt? - [CLAMORING]
481 00:21:20,030 00:21:21,446 He's our best player! He's our best player!
482 00:21:21,448 00:21:23,490 - [CROWD BOOING] - Me? - [CROWD BOOING] - Me?
483 00:21:23,492 00:21:25,033 [CHANTING] You don't know what you're doing! [CHANTING] You don't know what you're doing!
484 00:21:25,035 00:21:26,910 You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing!
485 00:21:26,912 00:21:28,328 You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing!
486 00:21:28,330 00:21:29,955 What on earth? What on earth?
487 00:21:29,957 00:21:32,374 He's taking off his best player. He's taking off his best player.
488 00:21:32,376 00:21:34,918 And with less than a minute remaining in the half. And with less than a minute remaining in the half.
489 00:21:34,920 00:21:36,962 - Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! - [ANNOUNCER] Number 16, Robbie Roberts, - Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! - [ANNOUNCER] Number 16, Robbie Roberts,
490 00:21:36,964 00:21:38,588 for number 9, Jamie Tartt. for number 9, Jamie Tartt.
491 00:21:38,590 00:21:40,631 Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in.
492 00:21:40,633 00:21:44,052 Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. Shut up. Fucking stupid twat.
493 00:21:44,054 00:21:45,554 [CHANTING CONTINUES] [CHANTING CONTINUES]
494 00:21:45,556 00:21:48,765 [ARLO] The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. [ARLO] The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime.
495 00:21:48,767 00:21:51,603 What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room?
496 00:21:53,021 00:21:55,315 [PLAYERS MURMURING] [PLAYERS MURMURING]
497 00:22:03,866 00:22:05,617 Oi, sit down and listen. Oi, sit down and listen.
498 00:22:12,666 00:22:14,066 [TED] We got ourselves a tied game. [TED] We got ourselves a tied game.
499 00:22:15,335 00:22:16,336 Nice work. Nice work.
500 00:22:18,755 00:22:23,175 Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. Fellas, we're broken. We need to change.
501 00:22:23,177 00:22:25,844 And, look, I know change can be scary. And, look, I know change can be scary.
502 00:22:25,846 00:22:27,970 One minute, you're playing freeze tag One minute, you're playing freeze tag
503 00:22:27,972 00:22:29,848 out there at recess with all your buddies. out there at recess with all your buddies.
504 00:22:29,850 00:22:33,310 Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low.
505 00:22:33,312 00:22:36,688 And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk
506 00:22:36,690 00:22:38,690 to check and see how your project's going, to check and see how your project's going,
507 00:22:38,692 00:22:40,650 you feel all squiggly inside. you feel all squiggly inside.
508 00:22:40,652 00:22:41,737 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
509 00:22:42,529 00:22:43,530 Mm. Mm.
510 00:22:44,281 00:22:48,535 She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking.
511 00:22:50,329 00:22:52,996 - First time I ever saw tan lines. - [PLAYERS CHUCKLE] - First time I ever saw tan lines. - [PLAYERS CHUCKLE]
512 00:22:52,998 00:22:54,638 Most of the time, change is a good thing. Most of the time, change is a good thing.
513 00:22:55,459 00:22:57,294 Now, I think that's what it's all about. Now, I think that's what it's all about.
514 00:22:58,837 00:23:00,754 Embracing change. Embracing change.
515 00:23:00,756 00:23:02,339 Being brave. Being brave.
516 00:23:02,341 00:23:06,845 Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life...
517 00:23:08,555 00:23:09,973 can move forward with theirs. can move forward with theirs.
518 00:23:11,767 00:23:13,018 'Cause maybe... 'Cause maybe...
519 00:23:14,186 00:23:16,813 it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. it's the only way you can truly help her be happy.
520 00:23:24,321 00:23:26,406 Obviously by "her", I'm referring to Lady Football. Obviously by "her", I'm referring to Lady Football.
521 00:23:28,492 00:23:29,868 Good save. Good save.
522 00:23:30,744 00:23:33,830 Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half.
523 00:23:34,623 00:23:37,249 And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes.
524 00:23:37,251 00:23:39,042 Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing. Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing.
525 00:23:39,044 00:23:41,444 And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me.
526 00:23:48,595 00:23:49,678 [PLAYER CLAPS HANDS] [PLAYER CLAPS HANDS]
527 00:23:49,680 00:23:51,763 [CHATTERING] [CHATTERING]
528 00:23:51,765 00:23:54,057 - Never really liked Tartt. - [SAM] We know, Roy. - Never really liked Tartt. - [SAM] We know, Roy.
529 00:23:54,059 00:23:55,477 Everybody, come on. Everybody, come on.
530 00:23:56,979 00:23:58,895 [ARLO] Two minutes of added time remaining. [ARLO] Two minutes of added time remaining.
531 00:23:58,897 00:24:01,106 Still level at two goals apiece. Still level at two goals apiece.
532 00:24:01,108 00:24:03,692 Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt.
533 00:24:03,694 00:24:05,235 [TED] Here we go. [TED] Here we go.
534 00:24:05,237 00:24:07,863 Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open. There you go.
535 00:24:07,865 00:24:10,824 [ARLO] A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! [ARLO] A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races!
536 00:24:10,826 00:24:11,883 Come on! Come on!
537 00:24:11,885 00:24:13,451 Kent has only one man to beat. Kent has only one man to beat.
538 00:24:13,453 00:24:15,996 He could take it himself, He could take it himself,
539 00:24:15,998 00:24:20,544 but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya!
540 00:24:23,839 00:24:26,341 - Oh! And he buries it! - [CHEERING] - Oh! And he buries it! - [CHEERING]
541 00:24:27,634 00:24:30,218 Oh, my God! Whoo! Oh, my God! Whoo!
542 00:24:30,220 00:24:31,985 [ARLO] Richmond take the lead [ARLO] Richmond take the lead
543 00:24:31,987 00:24:34,933 with barely a minute of stoppage time left. with barely a minute of stoppage time left.
544 00:24:41,572 00:24:43,398 [ANNOUNCER] Scorer for Richmond's third goal, [ANNOUNCER] Scorer for Richmond's third goal,
545 00:24:43,400 00:24:45,944 number 24, Sam Obisanya. number 24, Sam Obisanya.
546 00:24:47,487 00:24:51,200 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - [CHEERING] - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - [CHEERING]
547 00:24:55,037 00:24:57,037 [TED] Yeah! [TED] Yeah!
548 00:24:57,039 00:24:58,454 I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy!
549 00:24:58,456 00:24:59,998 No, I love it! I love this energy! No, I love it! I love this energy!
550 00:25:00,000 00:25:02,792 - Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. - Oh, yeah! - Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. - Oh, yeah!
551 00:25:02,794 00:25:05,005 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
552 00:25:06,006 00:25:07,088 [TED] That's the way you do it! [TED] That's the way you do it!
553 00:25:07,090 00:25:09,340 Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done!
554 00:25:09,342 00:25:11,968 Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes!
555 00:25:11,970 00:25:13,345 Took balls, what you did. Took balls, what you did.
556 00:25:13,347 00:25:14,804 [ANNOUNCER, INDISTINCT] [ANNOUNCER, INDISTINCT]
557 00:25:14,806 00:25:17,557 That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got.
558 00:25:17,559 00:25:20,644 All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play.
559 00:25:20,646 00:25:22,731 - [CROWD CHANTING, CLAPPING] - How about that, Coach? - [CROWD CHANTING, CLAPPING] - How about that, Coach?
560 00:25:23,690 00:25:25,440 You hear that, Coach? You hear that, Coach?
561 00:25:25,442 00:25:27,526 - [CHANTING] Wanker! Wanker! - [RHYTHMIC CLAPPING] - [CHANTING] Wanker! Wanker! - [RHYTHMIC CLAPPING]
562 00:25:27,528 00:25:29,238 [TED] Well, same word, ain't it? [TED] Well, same word, ain't it?
563 00:25:30,239 00:25:33,073 - [COACH BEARD] Yeah, but different. - [CHANTING, CLAPPING CONTINUES] - [COACH BEARD] Yeah, but different. - [CHANTING, CLAPPING CONTINUES]
564 00:25:33,075 00:25:37,287 Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right?
565 00:25:38,038 00:25:40,080 Who was president back then? Who was president back then?
566 00:25:40,082 00:25:43,375 - Ronald Reagan. - "Ronald Reagan? The actor?" - Ronald Reagan. - "Ronald Reagan? The actor?"
567 00:25:43,377 00:25:46,252 Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown.
568 00:25:46,254 00:25:48,173 You walked me right into that. You walked me right into that.
569 00:25:49,007 00:25:51,552 [CHANTING, CLAPPING CONTINUES] [CHANTING, CLAPPING CONTINUES]
570 00:25:55,472 00:25:58,890 Daddy! Dad! Daddy! Dad!
571 00:25:58,892 00:26:00,725 Hey! There he is! Hey! There he is!
572 00:26:00,727 00:26:02,519 Yoo-hoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo-hoo!
573 00:26:02,521 00:26:04,396 How about that, huh? We won one. How about that, huh? We won one.
574 00:26:04,398 00:26:05,480 - Daddy? - Yeah? - Daddy? - Yeah?
575 00:26:05,482 00:26:06,817 What's a wanker? What's a wanker?
576 00:26:07,776 00:26:09,653 Well, kiddo. That is a, uh... Well, kiddo. That is a, uh...
577 00:26:10,404 00:26:12,641 That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts.
578 00:26:12,643 00:26:13,905 Make sense? Make sense?
579 00:26:13,907 00:26:16,366 Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? [GRUNTS] Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? [GRUNTS]
580 00:26:16,368 00:26:18,201 - Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. - [CROWD CHEERING] - Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. - [CROWD CHEERING]
581 00:26:18,203 00:26:20,417 Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know.
582 00:26:20,419 00:26:21,955 Let them see, huh? Let them see, huh?
583 00:26:21,957 00:26:24,499 [CHEERING CONTINUES] [CHEERING CONTINUES]
584 00:26:24,501 00:26:26,253 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
585 00:26:29,381 00:26:30,382 [GIRL] Yeah. [GIRL] Yeah.
586 00:26:31,800 00:26:32,801 One touch. One touch.
587 00:26:36,638 00:26:40,265 I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school.
588 00:26:40,267 00:26:41,602 [MICHELLE CHUCKLES] [MICHELLE CHUCKLES]
589 00:26:42,644 00:26:45,228 Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot
590 00:26:45,230 00:26:46,980 at the exact same time. at the exact same time.
591 00:26:46,982 00:26:48,066 [TED CHUCKLES] [TED CHUCKLES]
592 00:26:48,942 00:26:50,734 So random. So random.
593 00:26:50,736 00:26:53,695 No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something.
594 00:26:53,697 00:26:55,614 [SHOUTS] Oh! [SHOUTS] Oh!
595 00:26:55,616 00:26:57,115 - Hey. - Did I scare you? - Hey. - Did I scare you?
596 00:26:57,117 00:27:01,620 You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. [CHUCKLES] You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. [CHUCKLES]
597 00:27:01,622 00:27:03,747 Yeah, Roy, well done. [CHUCKLES] Yeah, Roy, well done. [CHUCKLES]
598 00:27:03,749 00:27:07,093 I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so...
599 00:27:07,920 00:27:08,921 It's okay. It's okay.
600 00:27:14,426 00:27:15,427 Good night, Keeley. Good night, Keeley.
601 00:27:17,638 00:27:18,639 Good night, Roy. Good night, Roy.
602 00:27:20,057 00:27:22,518 [TED] I look back at everything we've been through, [TED] I look back at everything we've been through,
603 00:27:23,310 00:27:25,229 and I wouldn't change a single thing. and I wouldn't change a single thing.
604 00:27:27,272 00:27:28,273 Even now. Even now.
605 00:27:30,317 00:27:31,527 What are you saying? What are you saying?
606 00:27:32,611 00:27:35,862 Michelle, if there is something I could... do Michelle, if there is something I could... do
607 00:27:35,864 00:27:39,493 or something I could say that would make you be happy... or something I could say that would make you be happy...
608 00:27:40,577 00:27:42,661 just being with me, I'd do it. just being with me, I'd do it.
609 00:27:42,663 00:27:44,454 I'd do it in a nanosecond. I'd do it in a nanosecond.
610 00:27:44,456 00:27:46,706 But I ain't got no control over any of that. But I ain't got no control over any of that.
611 00:27:46,708 00:27:47,709 [SNIFFLES] [SNIFFLES]
612 00:27:48,919 00:27:50,671 You don't have to keep trying anymore. You don't have to keep trying anymore.
613 00:27:52,172 00:27:53,173 It's okay. It's okay.
614 00:27:54,800 00:27:57,803 I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? I'm gonna be okay. Yeah?
615 00:27:59,429 00:28:00,512 [SNIFFLES] [SNIFFLES]
616 00:28:00,514 00:28:02,641 [HENRY, GIRL LAUGHING] [HENRY, GIRL LAUGHING]
617 00:28:05,561 00:28:07,435 [GIRL] Okay, quick feet. There we go. [GIRL] Okay, quick feet. There we go.
618 00:28:07,437 00:28:08,520 [TED] Shoot. [TED] Shoot.
619 00:28:08,522 00:28:09,523 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
620 00:28:10,274 00:28:14,067 I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life.
621 00:28:14,069 00:28:15,487 But you're not quitting, Ted. But you're not quitting, Ted.
622 00:28:17,698 00:28:19,366 You're just letting me go. You're just letting me go.
623 00:28:20,909 00:28:22,411 [SNIFFLES, EXHALES] [SNIFFLES, EXHALES]
624 00:28:23,912 00:28:24,995 Yeah. Yeah.
625 00:28:24,997 00:28:26,498 [GIRL LAUGHS] Come on. [GIRL LAUGHS] Come on.
626 00:28:27,833 00:28:29,168 - Oh. - [MICHELLE CLEARS THROAT] - Oh. - [MICHELLE CLEARS THROAT]
627 00:28:30,942 00:28:32,026 [GIRL] You ready? [GIRL] You ready?
628 00:28:32,028 00:28:33,587 - [TED] Yeah. - [MICHELLE] Yes. Thank you. - [TED] Yeah. - [MICHELLE] Yes. Thank you.
629 00:28:33,589 00:28:35,881 - It's all right. - I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. - It's all right. - I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you.
630 00:28:35,883 00:28:37,173 Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
631 00:28:37,175 00:28:39,634 I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay?
632 00:28:39,636 00:28:41,428 And we're gonna talk every day? And we're gonna talk every day?
633 00:28:41,430 00:28:44,014 Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay?
634 00:28:44,016 00:28:46,310 Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah.
635 00:28:49,563 00:28:52,272 Okay now, okay. Okay now, okay.
636 00:28:52,274 00:28:55,402 - Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. - [MICHELLE CHUCKLES] - Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. - [MICHELLE CHUCKLES]
637 00:29:02,659 00:29:04,912 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] [POP MUSIC PLAYING]
638 00:29:17,424 00:29:19,799 - [TAXI DOOR CLOSES] - [ENGINE STARTS] - [TAXI DOOR CLOSES] - [ENGINE STARTS]
639 00:29:19,801 00:29:22,429 [SONG CONTINUES] [SONG CONTINUES]
640 00:29:43,408 00:29:45,494 [SONG CONTINUES] [SONG CONTINUES]
641 00:29:50,082 00:29:51,083 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
642 00:29:59,883 00:30:02,886 Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. Oi, wanker. Good job tonight.
643 00:30:04,388 00:30:05,804 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
644 00:30:05,806 00:30:08,433 Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around. Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around.
645 00:30:09,476 00:30:12,479 [SONG CONTINUES] [SONG CONTINUES]
646 00:30:23,824 00:30:25,033 [TED SIGHS] [TED SIGHS]
647 00:30:34,835 00:30:37,838 [SONG CONTINUES] [SONG CONTINUES]