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1 | 00:00:01,418 | 00:00:04,421 | [POP MUSIC PLAYING] | [POP MUSIC PLAYING] |
2 | 00:00:04,423 | 00:00:07,423 | ||
3 | 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,265 Ooh. | 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,265 Ooh. | ||
4 | 00:00:17,351 | 00:00:18,931 | [EXHALES] | [EXHALES] |
5 | 00:00:18,933 | 00:00:20,434 | I'm sorry about this. | I'm sorry about this. |
6 | 00:00:20,436 | 00:00:22,271 | Don't you dare apologize. | Don't you dare apologize. |
7 | 00:00:22,273 | 00:00:24,772 | Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. | Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. |
8 | 00:00:24,774 | 00:00:26,108 | Tell him, boys. | Tell him, boys. |
9 | 00:00:26,110 | 00:00:27,252 | - Bye, Dad. - It's all right, Dad. | - Bye, Dad. - It's all right, Dad. |
10 | 00:00:27,254 | 00:00:28,318 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
11 | 00:00:28,320 | 00:00:29,653 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
12 | 00:00:29,655 | 00:00:31,657 | - Love you. - Love you, darling. | - Love you. - Love you, darling. |
13 | 00:00:32,448 | 00:00:35,617 | Ooh, and... and tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. | Ooh, and... and tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. |
14 | 00:00:35,619 | 00:00:38,078 | Ooh. Oh. | Ooh. Oh. |
15 | 00:00:38,080 | 00:00:40,288 | - Morning, Ted. - Hey, Higgins... | - Morning, Ted. - Hey, Higgins... |
16 | 00:00:40,290 | 00:00:41,832 | - [GRUNTS] - [BOYS] Ooh! | - [GRUNTS] - [BOYS] Ooh! |
17 | 00:00:41,834 | 00:00:42,916 | [BOY] Is he dead? | [BOY] Is he dead? |
18 | 00:00:42,918 | 00:00:44,960 | [SONG FADES] | [SONG FADES] |
19 | 00:00:44,962 | 00:00:48,129 | I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. | I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. |
20 | 00:00:48,131 | 00:00:50,215 | I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. | I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. |
21 | 00:00:50,217 | 00:00:52,050 | You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, | You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, |
22 | 00:00:52,052 | 00:00:54,053 | but, um, Michelle and I, | but, um, Michelle and I, |
23 | 00:00:54,055 | 00:00:55,762 | we've been having some marital issues. | we've been having some marital issues. |
24 | 00:00:55,764 | 00:00:58,807 | Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. | Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. |
25 | 00:00:58,809 | 00:01:00,433 | Oh, I don't mind. | Oh, I don't mind. |
26 | 00:01:00,435 | 00:01:02,018 | Tried couples therapy. | Tried couples therapy. |
27 | 00:01:02,020 | 00:01:03,478 | Didn't like the other couple though. | Didn't like the other couple though. |
28 | 00:01:03,480 | 00:01:06,064 | - [LAUGHS] - [CHUCKLES] | - [LAUGHS] - [CHUCKLES] |
29 | 00:01:06,066 | 00:01:08,108 | Oh, it feels good to laugh. | Oh, it feels good to laugh. |
30 | 00:01:08,110 | 00:01:11,069 | Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. | Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. |
31 | 00:01:11,071 | 00:01:13,196 | So if either of us says "Oklahoma", | So if either of us says "Oklahoma", |
32 | 00:01:13,198 | 00:01:15,490 | the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. | the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. |
33 | 00:01:15,492 | 00:01:17,450 | Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. | Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. |
34 | 00:01:17,452 | 00:01:20,161 | Did ruin the musical for me though. [CHUCKLES] | Did ruin the musical for me though. [CHUCKLES] |
35 | 00:01:20,163 | 00:01:22,205 | So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'", | So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'", |
36 | 00:01:22,207 | 00:01:26,793 | or, uh... what... "Surrey with the Fringe on Top", or... | or, uh... what... "Surrey with the Fringe on Top", or... |
37 | 00:01:26,795 | 00:01:29,671 | - "Shall We Dance?" - No, that's from King and I. | - "Shall We Dance?" - No, that's from King and I. |
38 | 00:01:29,673 | 00:01:31,798 | Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, | Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, |
39 | 00:01:31,800 | 00:01:33,717 | I immediately think about my wife telling me | I immediately think about my wife telling me |
40 | 00:01:33,719 | 00:01:38,180 | that my constant optimism is too much. [CHUCKLES] | that my constant optimism is too much. [CHUCKLES] |
41 | 00:01:38,182 | 00:01:41,808 | And this... sharing of feelings | And this... sharing of feelings |
42 | 00:01:41,810 | 00:01:44,728 | is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. | is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. |
43 | 00:01:44,730 | 00:01:46,146 | Yes, ma'am. | Yes, ma'am. |
44 | 00:01:46,148 | 00:01:47,606 | Well, that's a lesson learned. | Well, that's a lesson learned. |
45 | 00:01:47,608 | 00:01:48,857 | [TED] Oh, come on now. | [TED] Oh, come on now. |
46 | 00:01:48,859 | 00:01:51,735 | I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? | I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? |
47 | 00:01:51,737 | 00:01:52,944 | I do. | I do. |
48 | 00:01:52,946 | 00:01:54,779 | - Oklahoma? - I do not. | - Oklahoma? - I do not. |
49 | 00:01:54,781 | 00:01:55,906 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
50 | 00:01:55,908 | 00:01:57,993 | [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] | [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] |
51 | 00:02:18,263 | 00:02:19,348 | Jamie? | Jamie? |
52 | 00:02:20,807 | 00:02:21,808 | You up? | You up? |
53 | 00:02:28,357 | 00:02:30,106 | Hello? | Hello? |
54 | 00:02:30,108 | 00:02:31,858 | Is, uh, is Jamie here? | Is, uh, is Jamie here? |
55 | 00:02:31,860 | 00:02:33,902 | Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. | Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. |
56 | 00:02:33,904 | 00:02:35,572 | [CHUCKLES] Yeah, I am. | [CHUCKLES] Yeah, I am. |
57 | 00:02:37,449 | 00:02:38,450 | Hi, Jamie. | Hi, Jamie. |
58 | 00:02:40,327 | 00:02:43,078 | No, no, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. | No, no, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. |
59 | 00:02:43,080 | 00:02:44,704 | Like, 24 hours ago. | Like, 24 hours ago. |
60 | 00:02:44,706 | 00:02:46,248 | How long's a man meant to be alone? | How long's a man meant to be alone? |
61 | 00:02:46,250 | 00:02:48,085 | What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? | What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? |
62 | 00:02:49,127 | 00:02:51,186 | Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. | Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. |
63 | 00:02:51,188 | 00:02:53,088 | I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. | I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. |
64 | 00:02:53,090 | 00:02:55,507 | Wow, thank you. | Wow, thank you. |
65 | 00:02:55,509 | 00:02:57,259 | And, Jamie, thank you. | And, Jamie, thank you. |
66 | 00:02:57,261 | 00:03:00,887 | Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, | Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, |
67 | 00:03:00,889 | 00:03:03,431 | wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. | wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. |
68 | 00:03:03,433 | 00:03:05,226 | But you have really helped me | But you have really helped me |
69 | 00:03:05,228 | 00:03:07,312 | to feel good about this decision, just by... | to feel good about this decision, just by... |
70 | 00:03:10,107 | 00:03:11,773 | being you. | being you. |
71 | 00:03:11,775 | 00:03:13,400 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
72 | 00:03:13,402 | 00:03:14,526 | What? | What? |
73 | 00:03:14,528 | 00:03:16,778 | You said I made you feel good about your decision. | You said I made you feel good about your decision. |
74 | 00:03:16,780 | 00:03:18,532 | - Yeah. - Did you mean it? | - Yeah. - Did you mean it? |
75 | 00:03:19,867 | 00:03:21,702 | - Yes. - Well, then you're welcome. | - Yes. - Well, then you're welcome. |
76 | 00:03:22,515 | 00:03:24,202 | I like to make people feel good. | I like to make people feel good. |
77 | 00:03:24,204 | 00:03:26,246 | - Mm. - [JAMIE] Mm. | - Mm. - [JAMIE] Mm. |
78 | 00:03:26,248 | 00:03:28,290 | You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? | You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? |
79 | 00:03:28,292 | 00:03:30,794 | Oh, the promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? | Oh, the promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? |
80 | 00:03:31,545 | 00:03:32,586 | Yes. | Yes. |
81 | 00:03:32,588 | 00:03:34,921 | - [SNAPS FINGERS] - [LAUGHS] | - [SNAPS FINGERS] - [LAUGHS] |
82 | 00:03:34,923 | 00:03:36,673 | It was nice to meet you. | It was nice to meet you. |
83 | 00:03:36,675 | 00:03:37,968 | Oh... | Oh... |
84 | 00:03:40,345 | 00:03:42,012 | [CHATTERING] | [CHATTERING] |
85 | 00:03:42,014 | 00:03:43,223 | [SAM] Yes, yes, yes! Here! | [SAM] Yes, yes, yes! Here! |
86 | 00:03:44,641 | 00:03:46,808 | Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! | Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! |
87 | 00:03:46,810 | 00:03:49,146 | Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! | Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! |
88 | 00:03:51,190 | 00:03:53,607 | - What are you doing? That was going in. - Well, we'll never know. | - What are you doing? That was going in. - Well, we'll never know. |
89 | 00:03:53,609 | 00:03:55,984 | Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? | Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? |
90 | 00:03:55,986 | 00:03:57,706 | Come on. Sam was more open | Come on. Sam was more open |
91 | 00:03:57,708 | 00:03:59,779 | than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. | than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. |
92 | 00:03:59,781 | 00:04:01,907 | - [PLAYER] What? What's he talking about? - [PLAYERS MURMUR] | - [PLAYER] What? What's he talking about? - [PLAYERS MURMUR] |
93 | 00:04:01,909 | 00:04:03,117 | Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know | Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know |
94 | 00:04:03,119 | 00:04:04,451 | I like to keep the peanut butter open. | I like to keep the peanut butter open. |
95 | 00:04:04,453 | 00:04:06,953 | That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. | That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. |
96 | 00:04:06,955 | 00:04:07,996 | Oh. | Oh. |
97 | 00:04:07,998 | 00:04:10,248 | - It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. - Yeah, it is. | - It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. - Yeah, it is. |
98 | 00:04:10,250 | 00:04:13,043 | Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? | Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? |
99 | 00:04:13,045 | 00:04:16,337 | But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. | But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. |
100 | 00:04:16,339 | 00:04:18,005 | I heard my name. What did he say? | I heard my name. What did he say? |
101 | 00:04:18,007 | 00:04:19,841 | - Don't worry about it. - Oh, okay. | - Don't worry about it. - Oh, okay. |
102 | 00:04:19,843 | 00:04:21,551 | Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. | Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. |
103 | 00:04:21,553 | 00:04:24,756 | Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. | Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. |
104 | 00:04:24,758 | 00:04:27,468 | We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. | We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. |
105 | 00:04:27,470 | 00:04:28,721 | [HENRY] Dad! | [HENRY] Dad! |
106 | 00:04:34,233 | 00:04:35,484 | Practice is canceled. | Practice is canceled. |
107 | 00:04:39,446 | 00:04:42,072 | That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. | That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. |
108 | 00:04:42,074 | 00:04:43,075 | Metaphor. | Metaphor. |
109 | 00:04:45,410 | 00:04:47,202 | - [TED] Hey! - Daddy! | - [TED] Hey! - Daddy! |
110 | 00:04:47,204 | 00:04:48,903 | I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, | I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, |
111 | 00:04:48,905 | 00:04:50,695 | but hey, that's all right. Hey, buddy! | but hey, that's all right. Hey, buddy! |
112 | 00:04:50,697 | 00:04:51,790 | Helicopter! | Helicopter! |
113 | 00:04:51,792 | 00:04:53,667 | Oh, you got it. [GRUNTS] | Oh, you got it. [GRUNTS] |
114 | 00:04:53,669 | 00:04:55,961 | Two spins. [CHUCKLES] How about that? | Two spins. [CHUCKLES] How about that? |
115 | 00:04:55,963 | 00:04:57,587 | Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. | Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. |
116 | 00:04:57,589 | 00:05:00,048 | - Slower helicopter. - No way. Come on now. | - Slower helicopter. - No way. Come on now. |
117 | 00:05:00,050 | 00:05:02,843 | [BOTH LAUGHING] | [BOTH LAUGHING] |
118 | 00:05:02,845 | 00:05:04,928 | [SIGHS] I missed you so much. | [SIGHS] I missed you so much. |
119 | 00:05:04,930 | 00:05:06,189 | [HENRY] Group hug. | [HENRY] Group hug. |
120 | 00:05:06,191 | 00:05:07,722 | Hey! There he is. | Hey! There he is. |
121 | 00:05:07,724 | 00:05:11,309 | Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? | Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? |
122 | 00:05:11,311 | 00:05:13,812 | And look at this. I mean, you, what... You got teeth now? | And look at this. I mean, you, what... You got teeth now? |
123 | 00:05:13,814 | 00:05:16,231 | - I already had teeth! - And you can talk! | - I already had teeth! - And you can talk! |
124 | 00:05:16,233 | 00:05:18,149 | Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, | Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, |
125 | 00:05:18,151 | 00:05:22,279 | but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. | but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. |
126 | 00:05:22,281 | 00:05:24,573 | Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, | Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, |
127 | 00:05:24,575 | 00:05:26,366 | and we're facing relegation. | and we're facing relegation. |
128 | 00:05:26,368 | 00:05:27,909 | But why be sorry? | But why be sorry? |
129 | 00:05:27,911 | 00:05:29,746 | I think it's all going rather smashingly. | I think it's all going rather smashingly. |
130 | 00:05:31,331 | 00:05:33,166 | - [DOOR OPENS] - Uh... | - [DOOR OPENS] - Uh... |
131 | 00:05:34,251 | 00:05:38,753 | I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. | I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. |
132 | 00:05:38,755 | 00:05:41,923 | The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. | The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. |
133 | 00:05:41,925 | 00:05:44,885 | Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. | Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. |
134 | 00:05:44,887 | 00:05:48,680 | Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm". | Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm". |
135 | 00:05:48,682 | 00:05:50,974 | - [SNAPS FINGERS] Jamie. - What? | - [SNAPS FINGERS] Jamie. - What? |
136 | 00:05:50,976 | 00:05:53,518 | - [WHISPERS] Just drink the beer. - [JAMIE] Yeah. | - [WHISPERS] Just drink the beer. - [JAMIE] Yeah. |
137 | 00:05:53,520 | 00:05:56,021 | No judgment, but are you back with that twat? | No judgment, but are you back with that twat? |
138 | 00:05:56,023 | 00:05:57,731 | Bon appétit. | Bon appétit. |
139 | 00:05:57,733 | 00:06:01,526 | No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. | No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. |
140 | 00:06:01,528 | 00:06:04,446 | I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. | I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. |
141 | 00:06:04,448 | 00:06:07,073 | You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. | You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. |
142 | 00:06:07,075 | 00:06:08,700 | Hey, do you like mythology? | Hey, do you like mythology? |
143 | 00:06:08,702 | 00:06:11,036 | You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? | You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? |
144 | 00:06:11,038 | 00:06:13,413 | [NEIGHS, SPUTTERS] | [NEIGHS, SPUTTERS] |
145 | 00:06:13,415 | 00:06:15,624 | - That's fucking funny. - Oh, no. | - That's fucking funny. - Oh, no. |
146 | 00:06:15,626 | 00:06:17,709 | What's that? It's my beerby. | What's that? It's my beerby. |
147 | 00:06:17,711 | 00:06:19,127 | - Come on. - Okay. | - Come on. - Okay. |
148 | 00:06:19,129 | 00:06:22,088 | Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. | Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. |
149 | 00:06:22,090 | 00:06:23,173 | - Keeley. - Hmm? | - Keeley. - Hmm? |
150 | 00:06:23,175 | 00:06:26,259 | If any of the other players needed some branding work done, | If any of the other players needed some branding work done, |
151 | 00:06:26,261 | 00:06:28,386 | is that something you'd be interested in? | is that something you'd be interested in? |
152 | 00:06:28,388 | 00:06:29,696 | I don't want you to offer me a job | I don't want you to offer me a job |
153 | 00:06:29,698 | 00:06:31,756 | just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. | just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. |
154 | 00:06:31,758 | 00:06:35,185 | Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. | Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. |
155 | 00:06:35,187 | 00:06:37,062 | [LAUGHS] Yeah, they do. | [LAUGHS] Yeah, they do. |
156 | 00:06:37,064 | 00:06:40,550 | - [LAUGHS] - I meant employment. Like job-jobs. | - [LAUGHS] - I meant employment. Like job-jobs. |
157 | 00:06:40,552 | 00:06:43,401 | - So not hand, or blow, or foot? - Foot? | - So not hand, or blow, or foot? - Foot? |
158 | 00:06:43,403 | 00:06:48,156 | Oh, you're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? | Oh, you're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? |
159 | 00:06:48,158 | 00:06:50,200 | [STAMMERS] Just give it a thought. | [STAMMERS] Just give it a thought. |
160 | 00:06:50,202 | 00:06:52,786 | Unless you want to carry on doing... | Unless you want to carry on doing... |
161 | 00:06:52,788 | 00:06:53,997 | What is it you do again? | What is it you do again? |
162 | 00:06:54,957 | 00:06:58,542 | I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. | I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. |
163 | 00:06:58,544 | 00:06:59,545 | Excellent. | Excellent. |
164 | 00:07:00,796 | 00:07:03,173 | - Maybe think of it as a plan B. - Yeah. | - Maybe think of it as a plan B. - Yeah. |
165 | 00:07:05,634 | 00:07:07,467 | Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? | Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? |
166 | 00:07:07,469 | 00:07:11,012 | Fries are called "chips". Chips are called "crisps". | Fries are called "chips". Chips are called "crisps". |
167 | 00:07:11,014 | 00:07:13,515 | And "bangers" aren't great songs, | And "bangers" aren't great songs, |
168 | 00:07:13,517 | 00:07:16,726 | but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. | but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. |
169 | 00:07:16,728 | 00:07:19,271 | When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? | When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? |
170 | 00:07:19,273 | 00:07:22,482 | Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here... This is my wife, Michelle. | Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here... This is my wife, Michelle. |
171 | 00:07:22,484 | 00:07:24,693 | Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. | Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. |
172 | 00:07:24,695 | 00:07:26,820 | Nice recovery. Well executed. | Nice recovery. Well executed. |
173 | 00:07:26,822 | 00:07:28,613 | - Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. - Yeah. | - Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. - Yeah. |
174 | 00:07:28,615 | 00:07:30,701 | Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. | Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. |
175 | 00:07:31,493 | 00:07:36,248 | Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. | Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. |
176 | 00:07:37,082 | 00:07:38,331 | [TED] Yeah, go have fun. | [TED] Yeah, go have fun. |
177 | 00:07:38,333 | 00:07:40,834 | - Your table's this way. - Go on. After you. | - Your table's this way. - Go on. After you. |
178 | 00:07:40,836 | 00:07:43,378 | - Three fish-and-chips? - Yes, please. And two pints. | - Three fish-and-chips? - Yes, please. And two pints. |
179 | 00:07:43,380 | 00:07:45,088 | - I like your style. - [TED] Yeah. | - I like your style. - [TED] Yeah. |
180 | 00:07:45,090 | 00:07:47,092 | [BOTH CHUCKLE] | [BOTH CHUCKLE] |
181 | 00:07:47,926 | 00:07:49,178 | Look at this. [STAMMERS] | Look at this. [STAMMERS] |
182 | 00:07:50,470 | 00:07:54,640 | Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? | Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? |
183 | 00:07:54,642 | 00:07:55,807 | I read they do that here. | I read they do that here. |
184 | 00:07:55,809 | 00:07:58,310 | No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. | No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. |
185 | 00:07:58,312 | 00:07:59,519 | Having my food teach me stuff? | Having my food teach me stuff? |
186 | 00:07:59,521 | 00:08:01,521 | Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? | Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? |
187 | 00:08:01,523 | 00:08:03,648 | A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. | A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. |
188 | 00:08:03,650 | 00:08:05,442 | - Yeah. Exactly, yeah. - Yeah. | - Yeah. Exactly, yeah. - Yeah. |
189 | 00:08:05,444 | 00:08:07,654 | - Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. - Mm. | - Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. - Mm. |
190 | 00:08:09,281 | 00:08:10,780 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
191 | 00:08:10,782 | 00:08:12,574 | Oh. You already done, bud? | Oh. You already done, bud? |
192 | 00:08:12,576 | 00:08:14,367 | Yeah, he probably should be. | Yeah, he probably should be. |
193 | 00:08:14,369 | 00:08:16,578 | Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that. | Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that. |
194 | 00:08:16,580 | 00:08:17,748 | Happens all the time. | Happens all the time. |
195 | 00:08:20,250 | 00:08:22,167 | - What are you doing? - I'm just curious, yeah? | - What are you doing? - I'm just curious, yeah? |
196 | 00:08:22,169 | 00:08:24,324 | The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, | The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, |
197 | 00:08:24,326 | 00:08:26,129 | and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. | and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. |
198 | 00:08:26,131 | 00:08:27,380 | Then I'll send them over to you. | Then I'll send them over to you. |
199 | 00:08:27,382 | 00:08:30,594 | Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... | Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... |
200 | 00:08:31,595 | 00:08:34,720 | And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place | And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place |
201 | 00:08:34,722 | 00:08:36,931 | and we can look at them together? | and we can look at them together? |
202 | 00:08:36,933 | 00:08:38,141 | Maybe we're naked. | Maybe we're naked. |
203 | 00:08:38,143 | 00:08:40,143 | Oh... [CHUCKLES] | Oh... [CHUCKLES] |
204 | 00:08:40,145 | 00:08:42,481 | Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. | Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. |
205 | 00:08:45,150 | 00:08:46,318 | Smart move. | Smart move. |
206 | 00:08:47,486 | 00:08:48,487 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
207 | 00:08:50,322 | 00:08:52,280 | I have to hang out with that prick. | I have to hang out with that prick. |
208 | 00:08:52,282 | 00:08:54,286 | The fact that you would choose to be with him | The fact that you would choose to be with him |
209 | 00:08:54,288 | 00:08:55,575 | is frankly mind-blowing. | is frankly mind-blowing. |
210 | 00:08:55,577 | 00:08:57,452 | I'm not with him. We broke up. | I'm not with him. We broke up. |
211 | 00:08:57,454 | 00:08:58,795 | We're working together, actually. | We're working together, actually. |
212 | 00:08:58,797 | 00:09:00,455 | And who asked you anyway, huh? | And who asked you anyway, huh? |
213 | 00:09:00,457 | 00:09:01,458 | Right. | Right. |
214 | 00:09:02,668 | 00:09:05,460 | I didn't know that, so... apologies. | I didn't know that, so... apologies. |
215 | 00:09:05,462 | 00:09:08,213 | No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. | No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. |
216 | 00:09:08,215 | 00:09:10,007 | I'll make sure that I text you | I'll make sure that I text you |
217 | 00:09:10,009 | 00:09:11,969 | anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? | anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? |
218 | 00:09:14,429 | 00:09:16,972 | It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, | It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, |
219 | 00:09:16,974 | 00:09:18,682 | and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. | and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. |
220 | 00:09:18,684 | 00:09:20,725 | But Sam was wide open. | But Sam was wide open. |
221 | 00:09:20,727 | 00:09:22,561 | Now that's what I'm dealing with. | Now that's what I'm dealing with. |
222 | 00:09:22,563 | 00:09:24,565 | [PHONE CHIMES] | [PHONE CHIMES] |
223 | 00:09:28,819 | 00:09:29,820 | Yes. | Yes. |
224 | 00:09:31,572 | 00:09:33,196 | - [HENRY] Here it is. - Mm-hmm. | - [HENRY] Here it is. - Mm-hmm. |
225 | 00:09:33,198 | 00:09:36,159 | Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. | Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. |
226 | 00:09:37,536 | 00:09:40,412 | Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. | Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. |
227 | 00:09:40,414 | 00:09:43,039 | Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? | Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? |
228 | 00:09:43,041 | 00:09:44,708 | After we finish. | After we finish. |
229 | 00:09:44,710 | 00:09:46,751 | Mm-hmm. See? I like that. | Mm-hmm. See? I like that. |
230 | 00:09:46,753 | 00:09:48,962 | First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. | First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. |
231 | 00:09:48,964 | 00:09:51,715 | It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. | It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. |
232 | 00:09:51,717 | 00:09:53,093 | [CHUCKLES] Okay. | [CHUCKLES] Okay. |
233 | 00:09:53,886 | 00:09:57,139 | Well, six hands are better than four. | Well, six hands are better than four. |
234 | 00:09:58,265 | 00:10:01,101 | [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] | [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] |
235 | 00:10:14,406 | 00:10:16,408 | [SONG CONTINUES] | [SONG CONTINUES] |
236 | 00:10:23,207 | 00:10:24,541 | [SONG FADES] | [SONG FADES] |
237 | 00:10:25,959 | 00:10:27,751 | [TED] Good morning. | [TED] Good morning. |
238 | 00:10:27,753 | 00:10:29,046 | Hey, how you doing? | Hey, how you doing? |
239 | 00:10:32,382 | 00:10:35,383 | - Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. - Oi! Wanker. | - Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. - Oi! Wanker. |
240 | 00:10:35,385 | 00:10:37,302 | Don't you fuck up the match. | Don't you fuck up the match. |
241 | 00:10:37,304 | 00:10:39,723 | I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? | I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? |
242 | 00:10:43,560 | 00:10:45,268 | Hey, check it out. | Hey, check it out. |
243 | 00:10:45,270 | 00:10:47,312 | You never... Never seen one of these before. | You never... Never seen one of these before. |
244 | 00:10:47,314 | 00:10:50,023 | That right there, that's a scone, okay? | That right there, that's a scone, okay? |
245 | 00:10:50,025 | 00:10:52,359 | It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. | It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. |
246 | 00:10:52,361 | 00:10:54,653 | There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? | There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? |
247 | 00:10:54,655 | 00:10:56,029 | Thanks, Dad! | Thanks, Dad! |
248 | 00:10:56,031 | 00:10:58,742 | Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. | Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. |
249 | 00:11:05,666 | 00:11:09,251 | - It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? - Oh. Yeah. | - It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? - Oh. Yeah. |
250 | 00:11:09,253 | 00:11:10,961 | - Hey. - I can make us some breakfast. | - Hey. - I can make us some breakfast. |
251 | 00:11:10,963 | 00:11:12,212 | What's wrong? | What's wrong? |
252 | 00:11:12,214 | 00:11:14,464 | Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. | Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. |
253 | 00:11:14,466 | 00:11:15,715 | I-I'm fine, Ted. | I-I'm fine, Ted. |
254 | 00:11:15,717 | 00:11:17,634 | No, no, no, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. | No, no, no, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. |
255 | 00:11:17,636 | 00:11:20,138 | Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. | Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. |
256 | 00:11:26,395 | 00:11:27,646 | Every day... | Every day... |
257 | 00:11:29,106 | 00:11:33,110 | I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. | I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. |
258 | 00:11:33,986 | 00:11:37,239 | But... But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? | But... But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? |
259 | 00:11:38,699 | 00:11:41,577 | I'll keep trying. You know I will. | I'll keep trying. You know I will. |
260 | 00:11:43,537 | 00:11:45,245 | Ready to go! | Ready to go! |
261 | 00:11:45,247 | 00:11:47,666 | [CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES] | [CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES] |
262 | 00:11:49,042 | 00:11:51,126 | - I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. - [MICHELLE] Yeah. | - I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. - [MICHELLE] Yeah. |
263 | 00:11:51,128 | 00:11:53,046 | - You know... - Let's get some pants. Come on. | - You know... - Let's get some pants. Come on. |
264 | 00:11:59,469 | 00:12:00,512 | [EXHALES] | [EXHALES] |
265 | 00:12:03,223 | 00:12:05,849 | I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. | I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. |
266 | 00:12:05,851 | 00:12:08,393 | Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. | Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. |
267 | 00:12:08,395 | 00:12:10,896 | So many different challenges and... | So many different challenges and... |
268 | 00:12:10,898 | 00:12:13,648 | I think... I don't know. [STAMMERS] Sorry. | I think... I don't know. [STAMMERS] Sorry. |
269 | 00:12:13,650 | 00:12:14,941 | You ever been married? | You ever been married? |
270 | 00:12:14,943 | 00:12:16,568 | Ha! | Ha! |
271 | 00:12:16,570 | 00:12:19,529 | Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships | Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships |
272 | 00:12:19,531 | 00:12:21,990 | are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. | are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. |
273 | 00:12:21,992 | 00:12:24,107 | You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, | You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, |
274 | 00:12:24,109 | 00:12:25,452 | loses its flavor. | loses its flavor. |
275 | 00:12:25,454 | 00:12:27,787 | - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah. | - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah. |
276 | 00:12:27,789 | 00:12:29,825 | Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? | Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? |
277 | 00:12:29,827 | 00:12:30,874 | Fire away. | Fire away. |
278 | 00:12:30,876 | 00:12:32,292 | If you were worried about your relationship, | If you were worried about your relationship, |
279 | 00:12:32,294 | 00:12:36,171 | then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? | then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? |
280 | 00:12:36,173 | 00:12:38,840 | That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. | That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. |
281 | 00:12:38,842 | 00:12:41,176 | Oh, well, uh, my dad used to be a cartographer. | Oh, well, uh, my dad used to be a cartographer. |
282 | 00:12:41,178 | 00:12:44,554 | Used to say I was .001 miles tall. | Used to say I was .001 miles tall. |
283 | 00:12:44,556 | 00:12:46,389 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
284 | 00:12:46,391 | 00:12:49,520 | Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? | Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? |
285 | 00:12:51,104 | 00:12:52,771 | I think at some point I realized | I think at some point I realized |
286 | 00:12:52,773 | 00:12:57,486 | that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. | that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. |
287 | 00:12:59,363 | 00:13:02,199 | Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... | Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... |
288 | 00:13:03,909 | 00:13:07,162 | do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. | do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. |
289 | 00:13:08,121 | 00:13:11,331 | And then she and this therapist we were working with | And then she and this therapist we were working with |
290 | 00:13:11,333 | 00:13:13,989 | decided that maybe the best thing to do | decided that maybe the best thing to do |
291 | 00:13:13,991 | 00:13:15,877 | would be to give her a little space. | would be to give her a little space. |
292 | 00:13:15,879 | 00:13:20,841 | And so, um... well, I gave her 4,400 and, um... | And so, um... well, I gave her 4,400 and, um... |
293 | 00:13:20,843 | 00:13:21,843 | Thirty-eight. | Thirty-eight. |
294 | 00:13:22,594 | 00:13:24,179 | Thirty-eight miles worth of it. | Thirty-eight miles worth of it. |
295 | 00:13:25,264 | 00:13:26,555 | [KNOCKING] | [KNOCKING] |
296 | 00:13:26,557 | 00:13:30,433 | Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. | Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. |
297 | 00:13:30,435 | 00:13:32,394 | Ah. Thank heavens. | Ah. Thank heavens. |
298 | 00:13:32,396 | 00:13:34,813 | I deleted some apps to optimize performance. | I deleted some apps to optimize performance. |
299 | 00:13:34,815 | 00:13:36,439 | Not Battleships, I hope. | Not Battleships, I hope. |
300 | 00:13:36,441 | 00:13:38,650 | Ah. Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. | Ah. Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. |
301 | 00:13:38,652 | 00:13:41,403 | I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. | I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. |
302 | 00:13:41,405 | 00:13:43,363 | Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. | Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. |
303 | 00:13:43,365 | 00:13:45,240 | You mind if I get your take on something? | You mind if I get your take on something? |
304 | 00:13:45,242 | 00:13:47,367 | Wow, of course. Uh... | Wow, of course. Uh... |
305 | 00:13:47,369 | 00:13:52,122 | Very exciting to be, uh, invited into the inner sanctum. | Very exciting to be, uh, invited into the inner sanctum. |
306 | 00:13:52,124 | 00:13:55,148 | Um, Team Lasso, as it were. | Um, Team Lasso, as it were. |
307 | 00:13:55,150 | 00:13:58,003 | You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? | You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? |
308 | 00:13:58,005 | 00:14:01,256 | - Oh, yes, uh, 28 years. - Oh. | - Oh, yes, uh, 28 years. - Oh. |
309 | 00:14:01,258 | 00:14:03,286 | Five boys, three dogs, | Five boys, three dogs, |
310 | 00:14:03,288 | 00:14:07,470 | one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, | one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, |
311 | 00:14:07,472 | 00:14:11,057 | and, uh, one small house that manages to fit us all in it. | and, uh, one small house that manages to fit us all in it. |
312 | 00:14:11,059 | 00:14:12,786 | Sounds like a full life right there. | Sounds like a full life right there. |
313 | 00:14:13,770 | 00:14:16,605 | But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? | But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? |
314 | 00:14:16,607 | 00:14:20,942 | Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? | Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? |
315 | 00:14:20,944 | 00:14:22,277 | [MEWLS] | [MEWLS] |
316 | 00:14:22,279 | 00:14:23,737 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
317 | 00:14:23,739 | 00:14:24,988 | That's the thing though, isn't it? | That's the thing though, isn't it? |
318 | 00:14:24,990 | 00:14:28,952 | If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. | If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. |
319 | 00:14:30,787 | 00:14:31,953 | - Mm-hmm. - [TED WHISTLES] | - Mm-hmm. - [TED WHISTLES] |
320 | 00:14:31,955 | 00:14:36,084 | Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. | Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. |
321 | 00:14:37,127 | 00:14:39,920 | - I think... think they do 999 here. - [NATHAN] It is 999. | - I think... think they do 999 here. - [NATHAN] It is 999. |
322 | 00:14:39,922 | 00:14:41,421 | - [HIGGINS] Yes. It is, yeah. - [TED] For emergencies? | - [HIGGINS] Yes. It is, yeah. - [TED] For emergencies? |
323 | 00:14:41,423 | 00:14:43,089 | Boy, that seems troublesome to me. | Boy, that seems troublesome to me. |
324 | 00:14:43,091 | 00:14:45,509 | You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and... | You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and... |
325 | 00:14:45,511 | 00:14:46,718 | - Oh, 'cause it's one key. - [TED] Yeah. | - Oh, 'cause it's one key. - [TED] Yeah. |
326 | 00:14:46,720 | 00:14:48,720 | You'd probably have police cars and ambulances | You'd probably have police cars and ambulances |
327 | 00:14:48,722 | 00:14:50,680 | - just zipping all over the place. - [COACH BEARD] Yeah. | - just zipping all over the place. - [COACH BEARD] Yeah. |
328 | 00:14:50,682 | 00:14:52,641 | - Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? - It does. Yeah, yeah. | - Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? - It does. Yeah, yeah. |
329 | 00:14:52,643 | 00:14:54,768 | - That explains it, actually. - There you have it. | - That explains it, actually. - There you have it. |
330 | 00:14:54,770 | 00:14:57,062 | - [CROWD CHEERING] - Arlo White here with Chris Powell. | - [CROWD CHEERING] - Arlo White here with Chris Powell. |
331 | 00:14:57,064 | 00:15:00,649 | Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. | Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. |
332 | 00:15:00,651 | 00:15:02,359 | All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. | All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. |
333 | 00:15:02,361 | 00:15:04,110 | - Let's throw this down! - [PLAYER] Come on, boys! | - Let's throw this down! - [PLAYER] Come on, boys! |
334 | 00:15:04,112 | 00:15:05,654 | [ROY] Right, hands in. | [ROY] Right, hands in. |
335 | 00:15:05,656 | 00:15:07,989 | On three. One, two, three... | On three. One, two, three... |
336 | 00:15:07,991 | 00:15:10,075 | - [ALL] Richmond! - [TED] Let's go! | - [ALL] Richmond! - [TED] Let's go! |
337 | 00:15:10,077 | 00:15:12,327 | [PLAYERS SHOUTING] | [PLAYERS SHOUTING] |
338 | 00:15:12,329 | 00:15:15,249 | - [CAMERA CLICKING] - [SAM] Let's go! Let's go! | - [CAMERA CLICKING] - [SAM] Let's go! Let's go! |
339 | 00:15:18,043 | 00:15:19,586 | [SHOUTING FADES] | [SHOUTING FADES] |
340 | 00:15:21,630 | 00:15:23,463 | Jamie, you a germophobe? | Jamie, you a germophobe? |
341 | 00:15:23,465 | 00:15:25,881 | 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in | 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in |
342 | 00:15:25,883 | 00:15:27,676 | - with the rest of the team. - Didn't want to. | - with the rest of the team. - Didn't want to. |
343 | 00:15:27,678 | 00:15:28,679 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
344 | 00:15:29,638 | 00:15:31,388 | I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me | I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me |
345 | 00:15:31,390 | 00:15:32,722 | of my grandma with the channel hopper. | of my grandma with the channel hopper. |
346 | 00:15:32,724 | 00:15:34,724 | You just push all the wrong buttons. | You just push all the wrong buttons. |
347 | 00:15:34,726 | 00:15:39,229 | Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? | Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? |
348 | 00:15:39,231 | 00:15:40,689 | Okay, I'm listening. | Okay, I'm listening. |
349 | 00:15:40,691 | 00:15:44,651 | You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, | You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, |
350 | 00:15:44,653 | 00:15:46,236 | and in exchange, | and in exchange, |
351 | 00:15:46,238 | 00:15:49,825 | I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. | I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. |
352 | 00:15:51,243 | 00:15:54,246 | I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. | I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. |
353 | 00:15:54,997 | 00:15:56,832 | Does that sound fair? Hands in. | Does that sound fair? Hands in. |
354 | 00:15:57,708 | 00:15:59,666 | You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, | You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, |
355 | 00:15:59,668 | 00:16:01,126 | but I'm not having the best of days... | but I'm not having the best of days... |
356 | 00:16:01,128 | 00:16:02,627 | Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. | Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. |
357 | 00:16:02,629 | 00:16:05,422 | 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name | 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name |
358 | 00:16:05,424 | 00:16:07,299 | after I score a goal tonight. | after I score a goal tonight. |
359 | 00:16:07,301 | 00:16:10,322 | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ |
360 | 00:16:10,324 | 00:16:12,345 | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ |
361 | 00:16:12,347 | 00:16:14,150 | As undeniably catchy as that tune is, | As undeniably catchy as that tune is, |
362 | 00:16:14,152 | 00:16:16,850 | - I need you to cut the crap right now... - Dad! | - I need you to cut the crap right now... - Dad! |
363 | 00:16:16,852 | 00:16:20,103 | [CHUCKLING] Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. | [CHUCKLING] Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. |
364 | 00:16:20,105 | 00:16:22,814 | - Jamie Tartt? - Hello, little lad. | - Jamie Tartt? - Hello, little lad. |
365 | 00:16:22,816 | 00:16:24,359 | Would you sign my shirt? | Would you sign my shirt? |
366 | 00:16:25,235 | 00:16:26,486 | [JAMIE] All right, turn around. | [JAMIE] All right, turn around. |
367 | 00:16:27,905 | 00:16:29,696 | That's pretty cool, huh? | That's pretty cool, huh? |
368 | 00:16:29,698 | 00:16:33,368 | [JAMIE] Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. | [JAMIE] Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. |
369 | 00:16:36,079 | 00:16:37,331 | It'll be for you too. | It'll be for you too. |
370 | 00:16:38,916 | 00:16:42,834 | And for me. But... just for us. [CLICKS TONGUE] | And for me. But... just for us. [CLICKS TONGUE] |
371 | 00:16:42,836 | 00:16:44,588 | - [HENRY] Cool. - Good lad. | - [HENRY] Cool. - Good lad. |
372 | 00:16:46,590 | 00:16:47,716 | Good boy. | Good boy. |
373 | 00:16:50,135 | 00:16:51,801 | Come on, let's get out there. | Come on, let's get out there. |
374 | 00:16:51,803 | 00:16:54,930 | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ |
375 | 00:16:54,932 | 00:16:57,349 | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ |
376 | 00:16:57,351 | 00:16:58,892 | - [MAN] Come on, goalie! - [ARLO] Link finds space. | - [MAN] Come on, goalie! - [ARLO] Link finds space. |
377 | 00:16:58,894 | 00:17:00,310 | He rears back to shoot it. | He rears back to shoot it. |
378 | 00:17:00,312 | 00:17:02,812 | Oh! A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! | Oh! A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! |
379 | 00:17:02,814 | 00:17:06,857 | - Fuck's sake! - I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! | - Fuck's sake! - I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! |
380 | 00:17:06,859 | 00:17:10,111 | - Nice family though. - Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! | - Nice family though. - Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! |
381 | 00:17:10,113 | 00:17:13,657 | Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. | Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. |
382 | 00:17:13,659 | 00:17:14,674 | [CHANTING] Wanker! Wanker! | [CHANTING] Wanker! Wanker! |
383 | 00:17:14,676 | 00:17:17,077 | [ARLO] And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. | [ARLO] And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. |
384 | 00:17:17,079 | 00:17:18,161 | Wanker! Wanker! | Wanker! Wanker! |
385 | 00:17:18,163 | 00:17:20,163 | Chris, you have to think, if this continues, | Chris, you have to think, if this continues, |
386 | 00:17:20,165 | 00:17:24,125 | Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. | Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. |
387 | 00:17:24,127 | 00:17:26,169 | Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. | Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. |
388 | 00:17:26,171 | 00:17:27,879 | - Go on, Jamie. - He finds space. | - Go on, Jamie. - He finds space. |
389 | 00:17:27,881 | 00:17:29,256 | He has Obisanya on the right. | He has Obisanya on the right. |
390 | 00:17:29,258 | 00:17:33,051 | No, he's doing it himself. And, oh, what a finish! | No, he's doing it himself. And, oh, what a finish! |
391 | 00:17:33,053 | 00:17:35,762 | Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! | Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! |
392 | 00:17:35,764 | 00:17:37,973 | Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! | Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! |
393 | 00:17:37,975 | 00:17:40,642 | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ |
394 | 00:17:40,644 | 00:17:42,310 | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ | ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ |
395 | 00:17:42,312 | 00:17:45,313 | [ARLO] And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, | [ARLO] And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, |
396 | 00:17:45,315 | 00:17:48,900 | Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! | Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! |
397 | 00:17:48,902 | 00:17:51,194 | - Me! - What's he yelling? | - Me! - What's he yelling? |
398 | 00:17:51,196 | 00:17:54,058 | Um, "me". He's, uh, pointing at the name on his back | Um, "me". He's, uh, pointing at the name on his back |
399 | 00:17:54,060 | 00:17:55,323 | and repeatedly yelling "me". | and repeatedly yelling "me". |
400 | 00:17:55,325 | 00:17:56,908 | Me! | Me! |
401 | 00:17:56,910 | 00:17:59,160 | Oh, I thought he was saying "meat". | Oh, I thought he was saying "meat". |
402 | 00:17:59,162 | 00:18:01,830 | But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. | But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. |
403 | 00:18:01,832 | 00:18:04,249 | - [MAN] Come on! - [ARLO] Obisanya joins the attack. | - [MAN] Come on! - [ARLO] Obisanya joins the attack. |
404 | 00:18:04,251 | 00:18:07,002 | - Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! - Bullshit! | - Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! - Bullshit! |
405 | 00:18:07,004 | 00:18:11,006 | - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! | - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! |
406 | 00:18:11,008 | 00:18:13,425 | [ARLO] It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. | [ARLO] It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. |
407 | 00:18:13,427 | 00:18:15,237 | And you have to say he got off easy there. | And you have to say he got off easy there. |
408 | 00:18:15,239 | 00:18:17,262 | And Obisanya is still down. | And Obisanya is still down. |
409 | 00:18:17,264 | 00:18:18,847 | - He might be hurt. - Yeah. | - He might be hurt. - Yeah. |
410 | 00:18:18,849 | 00:18:21,183 | Excuse me, mate. | Excuse me, mate. |
411 | 00:18:21,185 | 00:18:24,438 | Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. | Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. |
412 | 00:18:25,522 | 00:18:28,440 | [ARLO] The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. | [ARLO] The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. |
413 | 00:18:28,442 | 00:18:29,776 | Nothing wrong with that. | Nothing wrong with that. |
414 | 00:18:31,153 | 00:18:32,986 | - Sam? - Yeah? | - Sam? - Yeah? |
415 | 00:18:32,988 | 00:18:35,322 | I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. | I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. |
416 | 00:18:35,324 | 00:18:37,908 | - What is your fucking problem? - [ARLO] Oh! What is this? | - What is your fucking problem? - [ARLO] Oh! What is this? |
417 | 00:18:37,910 | 00:18:39,826 | Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! | Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! |
418 | 00:18:39,828 | 00:18:42,996 | - Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! - Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. | - Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! - Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. |
419 | 00:18:42,998 | 00:18:44,122 | Fucking kill you! | Fucking kill you! |
420 | 00:18:44,124 | 00:18:45,165 | Same team! | Same team! |
421 | 00:18:45,167 | 00:18:46,416 | [CHRIS] Unacceptable, Arlo. | [CHRIS] Unacceptable, Arlo. |
422 | 00:18:46,418 | 00:18:48,251 | Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? | Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? |
423 | 00:18:48,253 | 00:18:50,337 | - [JAMIE] Are you mad? So what? - [CHRIS] No, but I've wanted to. | - [JAMIE] Are you mad? So what? - [CHRIS] No, but I've wanted to. |
424 | 00:18:50,339 | 00:18:51,546 | - He's my own player. - [ROY] Yeah, yeah. | - He's my own player. - [ROY] Yeah, yeah. |
425 | 00:18:51,548 | 00:18:53,590 | - [CHRIS] I'm actually a bit jealous. - You gotta be... | - [CHRIS] I'm actually a bit jealous. - You gotta be... |
426 | 00:18:53,592 | 00:18:57,010 | [ARLO] We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. | [ARLO] We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. |
427 | 00:18:57,012 | 00:19:01,099 | And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. | And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. |
428 | 00:19:02,392 | 00:19:03,683 | You all right, Sam? | You all right, Sam? |
429 | 00:19:03,685 | 00:19:05,528 | Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. | Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. |
430 | 00:19:05,530 | 00:19:06,936 | But everyone was making such a fuss, | But everyone was making such a fuss, |
431 | 00:19:06,938 | 00:19:08,529 | I thought I should just stay down. | I thought I should just stay down. |
432 | 00:19:09,566 | 00:19:11,107 | No. Listen. | No. Listen. |
433 | 00:19:11,109 | 00:19:14,194 | I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, | I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, |
434 | 00:19:14,196 | 00:19:17,739 | and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. | and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. |
435 | 00:19:17,741 | 00:19:20,283 | - They'll love it. - Oh, okay. | - They'll love it. - Oh, okay. |
436 | 00:19:20,285 | 00:19:21,618 | [CROWD APPLAUDS] | [CROWD APPLAUDS] |
437 | 00:19:21,620 | 00:19:24,788 | [ARLO] Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? | [ARLO] Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? |
438 | 00:19:24,790 | 00:19:26,122 | Is he okay? | Is he okay? |
439 | 00:19:26,124 | 00:19:28,657 | - [CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - Looks like he'll play through the pain. | - [CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - Looks like he'll play through the pain. |
440 | 00:19:28,659 | 00:19:31,545 | Such determination. You love to see it. | Such determination. You love to see it. |
441 | 00:19:31,547 | 00:19:33,129 | Attaboy, Sam! | Attaboy, Sam! |
442 | 00:19:33,131 | 00:19:35,298 | Tartt steps up to take the free kick, | Tartt steps up to take the free kick, |
443 | 00:19:35,300 | 00:19:37,425 | with an opportunity to tie the game. | with an opportunity to tie the game. |
444 | 00:19:37,427 | 00:19:41,012 | Will he find a teammate or go for glory? | Will he find a teammate or go for glory? |
445 | 00:19:41,014 | 00:19:43,475 | With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. | With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. |
446 | 00:19:50,732 | 00:19:52,566 | And he's done it! | And he's done it! |
447 | 00:19:52,568 | 00:19:55,819 | That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level | That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level |
448 | 00:19:55,821 | 00:19:57,612 | in the 38th minute! | in the 38th minute! |
449 | 00:19:57,614 | 00:19:59,406 | [CHRIS] He's a special player, Arlo. | [CHRIS] He's a special player, Arlo. |
450 | 00:19:59,408 | 00:20:01,241 | - [CROWD SINGING] - Look at this. | - [CROWD SINGING] - Look at this. |
451 | 00:20:01,243 | 00:20:02,617 | [ARLO] And you have to wonder, | [ARLO] And you have to wonder, |
452 | 00:20:02,619 | 00:20:04,746 | where would Richmond be without him. | where would Richmond be without him. |
453 | 00:20:08,834 | 00:20:09,835 | I'll be right back. | I'll be right back. |
454 | 00:20:10,794 | 00:20:12,212 | [JAMIE] Me! Me! | [JAMIE] Me! Me! |
455 | 00:20:13,547 | 00:20:15,672 | [ARLO] We certainly haven't seen this before. | [ARLO] We certainly haven't seen this before. |
456 | 00:20:15,674 | 00:20:17,883 | Ted Lasso is running into the stands. | Ted Lasso is running into the stands. |
457 | 00:20:17,885 | 00:20:21,011 | - Well, where the hell is he off to? - [SCOFFS] | - Well, where the hell is he off to? - [SCOFFS] |
458 | 00:20:21,013 | 00:20:22,846 | [ARLO] He's not slowing down on those steps. | [ARLO] He's not slowing down on those steps. |
459 | 00:20:22,848 | 00:20:25,682 | That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. | That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. |
460 | 00:20:25,684 | 00:20:26,685 | [ARLO] Is he okay? | [ARLO] Is he okay? |
461 | 00:20:27,895 | 00:20:30,562 | - [GRUNTS] Hey, Rebecca. - Hello, Ted. | - [GRUNTS] Hey, Rebecca. - Hello, Ted. |
462 | 00:20:30,564 | 00:20:32,606 | - You're doing great, Dad. - Yeah, you got this. | - You're doing great, Dad. - Yeah, you got this. |
463 | 00:20:32,608 | 00:20:33,690 | Thanks, guys. | Thanks, guys. |
464 | 00:20:33,692 | 00:20:35,152 | Uh, I wanna bench Jamie. | Uh, I wanna bench Jamie. |
465 | 00:20:35,944 | 00:20:38,184 | But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. | But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. |
466 | 00:20:39,031 | 00:20:40,947 | But, Ted, you're the manager. | But, Ted, you're the manager. |
467 | 00:20:40,949 | 00:20:44,409 | So whatever you decide, you have my full support. | So whatever you decide, you have my full support. |
468 | 00:20:44,411 | 00:20:46,338 | Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. | Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. |
469 | 00:20:46,340 | 00:20:47,383 | Bye, Dad. | Bye, Dad. |
470 | 00:20:50,292 | 00:20:52,375 | [ARLO] And it appears Coach Lasso has decided | [ARLO] And it appears Coach Lasso has decided |
471 | 00:20:52,377 | 00:20:54,461 | to rejoin the match already in progress. | to rejoin the match already in progress. |
472 | 00:20:54,463 | 00:20:57,130 | Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. | Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. |
473 | 00:20:57,132 | 00:20:59,382 | Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. | Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. |
474 | 00:20:59,384 | 00:21:00,967 | - Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? - Okay. | - Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? - Okay. |
475 | 00:21:00,969 | 00:21:02,471 | Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. | Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. |
476 | 00:21:04,723 | 00:21:05,724 | [CLEARS THROAT] | [CLEARS THROAT] |
477 | 00:21:09,436 | 00:21:10,894 | Okay. | Okay. |
478 | 00:21:10,896 | 00:21:13,813 | Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. | Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. |
479 | 00:21:13,815 | 00:21:15,984 | He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... | He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... |
480 | 00:21:16,944 | 00:21:20,028 | - Jamie Tartt? - [CLAMORING] | - Jamie Tartt? - [CLAMORING] |
481 | 00:21:20,030 | 00:21:21,446 | He's our best player! | He's our best player! |
482 | 00:21:21,448 | 00:21:23,490 | - [CROWD BOOING] - Me? | - [CROWD BOOING] - Me? |
483 | 00:21:23,492 | 00:21:25,033 | [CHANTING] You don't know what you're doing! | [CHANTING] You don't know what you're doing! |
484 | 00:21:25,035 | 00:21:26,910 | You don't know what you're doing! | You don't know what you're doing! |
485 | 00:21:26,912 | 00:21:28,328 | You don't know what you're doing! | You don't know what you're doing! |
486 | 00:21:28,330 | 00:21:29,955 | What on earth? | What on earth? |
487 | 00:21:29,957 | 00:21:32,374 | He's taking off his best player. | He's taking off his best player. |
488 | 00:21:32,376 | 00:21:34,918 | And with less than a minute remaining in the half. | And with less than a minute remaining in the half. |
489 | 00:21:34,920 | 00:21:36,962 | - Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! - [ANNOUNCER] Number 16, Robbie Roberts, | - Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! - [ANNOUNCER] Number 16, Robbie Roberts, |
490 | 00:21:36,964 | 00:21:38,588 | for number 9, Jamie Tartt. | for number 9, Jamie Tartt. |
491 | 00:21:38,590 | 00:21:40,631 | Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. | Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. |
492 | 00:21:40,633 | 00:21:44,052 | Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. | Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. |
493 | 00:21:44,054 | 00:21:45,554 | [CHANTING CONTINUES] | [CHANTING CONTINUES] |
494 | 00:21:45,556 | 00:21:48,765 | [ARLO] The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. | [ARLO] The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. |
495 | 00:21:48,767 | 00:21:51,603 | What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? | What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? |
496 | 00:21:53,021 | 00:21:55,315 | [PLAYERS MURMURING] | [PLAYERS MURMURING] |
497 | 00:22:03,866 | 00:22:05,617 | Oi, sit down and listen. | Oi, sit down and listen. |
498 | 00:22:12,666 | 00:22:14,066 | [TED] We got ourselves a tied game. | [TED] We got ourselves a tied game. |
499 | 00:22:15,335 | 00:22:16,336 | Nice work. | Nice work. |
500 | 00:22:18,755 | 00:22:23,175 | Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. | Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. |
501 | 00:22:23,177 | 00:22:25,844 | And, look, I know change can be scary. | And, look, I know change can be scary. |
502 | 00:22:25,846 | 00:22:27,970 | One minute, you're playing freeze tag | One minute, you're playing freeze tag |
503 | 00:22:27,972 | 00:22:29,848 | out there at recess with all your buddies. | out there at recess with all your buddies. |
504 | 00:22:29,850 | 00:22:33,310 | Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. | Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. |
505 | 00:22:33,312 | 00:22:36,688 | And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk | And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk |
506 | 00:22:36,690 | 00:22:38,690 | to check and see how your project's going, | to check and see how your project's going, |
507 | 00:22:38,692 | 00:22:40,650 | you feel all squiggly inside. | you feel all squiggly inside. |
508 | 00:22:40,652 | 00:22:41,737 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
509 | 00:22:42,529 | 00:22:43,530 | Mm. | Mm. |
510 | 00:22:44,281 | 00:22:48,535 | She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. | She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. |
511 | 00:22:50,329 | 00:22:52,996 | - First time I ever saw tan lines. - [PLAYERS CHUCKLE] | - First time I ever saw tan lines. - [PLAYERS CHUCKLE] |
512 | 00:22:52,998 | 00:22:54,638 | Most of the time, change is a good thing. | Most of the time, change is a good thing. |
513 | 00:22:55,459 | 00:22:57,294 | Now, I think that's what it's all about. | Now, I think that's what it's all about. |
514 | 00:22:58,837 | 00:23:00,754 | Embracing change. | Embracing change. |
515 | 00:23:00,756 | 00:23:02,339 | Being brave. | Being brave. |
516 | 00:23:02,341 | 00:23:06,845 | Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... | Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... |
517 | 00:23:08,555 | 00:23:09,973 | can move forward with theirs. | can move forward with theirs. |
518 | 00:23:11,767 | 00:23:13,018 | 'Cause maybe... | 'Cause maybe... |
519 | 00:23:14,186 | 00:23:16,813 | it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. | it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. |
520 | 00:23:24,321 | 00:23:26,406 | Obviously by "her", I'm referring to Lady Football. | Obviously by "her", I'm referring to Lady Football. |
521 | 00:23:28,492 | 00:23:29,868 | Good save. | Good save. |
522 | 00:23:30,744 | 00:23:33,830 | Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. | Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. |
523 | 00:23:34,623 | 00:23:37,249 | And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. | And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. |
524 | 00:23:37,251 | 00:23:39,042 | Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing. | Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing. |
525 | 00:23:39,044 | 00:23:41,444 | And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. | And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. |
526 | 00:23:48,595 | 00:23:49,678 | [PLAYER CLAPS HANDS] | [PLAYER CLAPS HANDS] |
527 | 00:23:49,680 | 00:23:51,763 | [CHATTERING] | [CHATTERING] |
528 | 00:23:51,765 | 00:23:54,057 | - Never really liked Tartt. - [SAM] We know, Roy. | - Never really liked Tartt. - [SAM] We know, Roy. |
529 | 00:23:54,059 | 00:23:55,477 | Everybody, come on. | Everybody, come on. |
530 | 00:23:56,979 | 00:23:58,895 | [ARLO] Two minutes of added time remaining. | [ARLO] Two minutes of added time remaining. |
531 | 00:23:58,897 | 00:24:01,106 | Still level at two goals apiece. | Still level at two goals apiece. |
532 | 00:24:01,108 | 00:24:03,692 | Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. | Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. |
533 | 00:24:03,694 | 00:24:05,235 | [TED] Here we go. | [TED] Here we go. |
534 | 00:24:05,237 | 00:24:07,863 | Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. | Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. |
535 | 00:24:07,865 | 00:24:10,824 | [ARLO] A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! | [ARLO] A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! |
536 | 00:24:10,826 | 00:24:11,883 | Come on! | Come on! |
537 | 00:24:11,885 | 00:24:13,451 | Kent has only one man to beat. | Kent has only one man to beat. |
538 | 00:24:13,453 | 00:24:15,996 | He could take it himself, | He could take it himself, |
539 | 00:24:15,998 | 00:24:20,544 | but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! | but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! |
540 | 00:24:23,839 | 00:24:26,341 | - Oh! And he buries it! - [CHEERING] | - Oh! And he buries it! - [CHEERING] |
541 | 00:24:27,634 | 00:24:30,218 | Oh, my God! Whoo! | Oh, my God! Whoo! |
542 | 00:24:30,220 | 00:24:31,985 | [ARLO] Richmond take the lead | [ARLO] Richmond take the lead |
543 | 00:24:31,987 | 00:24:34,933 | with barely a minute of stoppage time left. | with barely a minute of stoppage time left. |
544 | 00:24:41,572 | 00:24:43,398 | [ANNOUNCER] Scorer for Richmond's third goal, | [ANNOUNCER] Scorer for Richmond's third goal, |
545 | 00:24:43,400 | 00:24:45,944 | number 24, Sam Obisanya. | number 24, Sam Obisanya. |
546 | 00:24:47,487 | 00:24:51,200 | - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - [CHEERING] | - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - [CHEERING] |
547 | 00:24:55,037 | 00:24:57,037 | [TED] Yeah! | [TED] Yeah! |
548 | 00:24:57,039 | 00:24:58,454 | I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! | I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! |
549 | 00:24:58,456 | 00:24:59,998 | No, I love it! I love this energy! | No, I love it! I love this energy! |
550 | 00:25:00,000 | 00:25:02,792 | - Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. - Oh, yeah! | - Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. - Oh, yeah! |
551 | 00:25:02,794 | 00:25:05,005 | [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] | [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] |
552 | 00:25:06,006 | 00:25:07,088 | [TED] That's the way you do it! | [TED] That's the way you do it! |
553 | 00:25:07,090 | 00:25:09,340 | Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! | Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! |
554 | 00:25:09,342 | 00:25:11,968 | Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! | Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! |
555 | 00:25:11,970 | 00:25:13,345 | Took balls, what you did. | Took balls, what you did. |
556 | 00:25:13,347 | 00:25:14,804 | [ANNOUNCER, INDISTINCT] | [ANNOUNCER, INDISTINCT] |
557 | 00:25:14,806 | 00:25:17,557 | That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. | That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. |
558 | 00:25:17,559 | 00:25:20,644 | All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. | All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. |
559 | 00:25:20,646 | 00:25:22,731 | - [CROWD CHANTING, CLAPPING] - How about that, Coach? | - [CROWD CHANTING, CLAPPING] - How about that, Coach? |
560 | 00:25:23,690 | 00:25:25,440 | You hear that, Coach? | You hear that, Coach? |
561 | 00:25:25,442 | 00:25:27,526 | - [CHANTING] Wanker! Wanker! - [RHYTHMIC CLAPPING] | - [CHANTING] Wanker! Wanker! - [RHYTHMIC CLAPPING] |
562 | 00:25:27,528 | 00:25:29,238 | [TED] Well, same word, ain't it? | [TED] Well, same word, ain't it? |
563 | 00:25:30,239 | 00:25:33,073 | - [COACH BEARD] Yeah, but different. - [CHANTING, CLAPPING CONTINUES] | - [COACH BEARD] Yeah, but different. - [CHANTING, CLAPPING CONTINUES] |
564 | 00:25:33,075 | 00:25:37,287 | Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? | Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? |
565 | 00:25:38,038 | 00:25:40,080 | Who was president back then? | Who was president back then? |
566 | 00:25:40,082 | 00:25:43,375 | - Ronald Reagan. - "Ronald Reagan? The actor?" | - Ronald Reagan. - "Ronald Reagan? The actor?" |
567 | 00:25:43,377 | 00:25:46,252 | Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. | Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. |
568 | 00:25:46,254 | 00:25:48,173 | You walked me right into that. | You walked me right into that. |
569 | 00:25:49,007 | 00:25:51,552 | [CHANTING, CLAPPING CONTINUES] | [CHANTING, CLAPPING CONTINUES] |
570 | 00:25:55,472 | 00:25:58,890 | Daddy! Dad! | Daddy! Dad! |
571 | 00:25:58,892 | 00:26:00,725 | Hey! There he is! | Hey! There he is! |
572 | 00:26:00,727 | 00:26:02,519 | Yoo-hoo-hoo! | Yoo-hoo-hoo! |
573 | 00:26:02,521 | 00:26:04,396 | How about that, huh? We won one. | How about that, huh? We won one. |
574 | 00:26:04,398 | 00:26:05,480 | - Daddy? - Yeah? | - Daddy? - Yeah? |
575 | 00:26:05,482 | 00:26:06,817 | What's a wanker? | What's a wanker? |
576 | 00:26:07,776 | 00:26:09,653 | Well, kiddo. That is a, uh... | Well, kiddo. That is a, uh... |
577 | 00:26:10,404 | 00:26:12,641 | That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. | That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. |
578 | 00:26:12,643 | 00:26:13,905 | Make sense? | Make sense? |
579 | 00:26:13,907 | 00:26:16,366 | Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? [GRUNTS] | Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? [GRUNTS] |
580 | 00:26:16,368 | 00:26:18,201 | - Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. - [CROWD CHEERING] | - Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. - [CROWD CHEERING] |
581 | 00:26:18,203 | 00:26:20,417 | Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. | Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. |
582 | 00:26:20,419 | 00:26:21,955 | Let them see, huh? | Let them see, huh? |
583 | 00:26:21,957 | 00:26:24,499 | [CHEERING CONTINUES] | [CHEERING CONTINUES] |
584 | 00:26:24,501 | 00:26:26,253 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
585 | 00:26:29,381 | 00:26:30,382 | [GIRL] Yeah. | [GIRL] Yeah. |
586 | 00:26:31,800 | 00:26:32,801 | One touch. | One touch. |
587 | 00:26:36,638 | 00:26:40,265 | I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. | I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. |
588 | 00:26:40,267 | 00:26:41,602 | [MICHELLE CHUCKLES] | [MICHELLE CHUCKLES] |
589 | 00:26:42,644 | 00:26:45,228 | Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot | Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot |
590 | 00:26:45,230 | 00:26:46,980 | at the exact same time. | at the exact same time. |
591 | 00:26:46,982 | 00:26:48,066 | [TED CHUCKLES] | [TED CHUCKLES] |
592 | 00:26:48,942 | 00:26:50,734 | So random. | So random. |
593 | 00:26:50,736 | 00:26:53,695 | No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. | No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. |
594 | 00:26:53,697 | 00:26:55,614 | [SHOUTS] Oh! | [SHOUTS] Oh! |
595 | 00:26:55,616 | 00:26:57,115 | - Hey. - Did I scare you? | - Hey. - Did I scare you? |
596 | 00:26:57,117 | 00:27:01,620 | You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. [CHUCKLES] | You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. [CHUCKLES] |
597 | 00:27:01,622 | 00:27:03,747 | Yeah, Roy, well done. [CHUCKLES] | Yeah, Roy, well done. [CHUCKLES] |
598 | 00:27:03,749 | 00:27:07,093 | I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... | I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... |
599 | 00:27:07,920 | 00:27:08,921 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
600 | 00:27:14,426 | 00:27:15,427 | Good night, Keeley. | Good night, Keeley. |
601 | 00:27:17,638 | 00:27:18,639 | Good night, Roy. | Good night, Roy. |
602 | 00:27:20,057 | 00:27:22,518 | [TED] I look back at everything we've been through, | [TED] I look back at everything we've been through, |
603 | 00:27:23,310 | 00:27:25,229 | and I wouldn't change a single thing. | and I wouldn't change a single thing. |
604 | 00:27:27,272 | 00:27:28,273 | Even now. | Even now. |
605 | 00:27:30,317 | 00:27:31,527 | What are you saying? | What are you saying? |
606 | 00:27:32,611 | 00:27:35,862 | Michelle, if there is something I could... do | Michelle, if there is something I could... do |
607 | 00:27:35,864 | 00:27:39,493 | or something I could say that would make you be happy... | or something I could say that would make you be happy... |
608 | 00:27:40,577 | 00:27:42,661 | just being with me, I'd do it. | just being with me, I'd do it. |
609 | 00:27:42,663 | 00:27:44,454 | I'd do it in a nanosecond. | I'd do it in a nanosecond. |
610 | 00:27:44,456 | 00:27:46,706 | But I ain't got no control over any of that. | But I ain't got no control over any of that. |
611 | 00:27:46,708 | 00:27:47,709 | [SNIFFLES] | [SNIFFLES] |
612 | 00:27:48,919 | 00:27:50,671 | You don't have to keep trying anymore. | You don't have to keep trying anymore. |
613 | 00:27:52,172 | 00:27:53,173 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
614 | 00:27:54,800 | 00:27:57,803 | I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? | I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? |
615 | 00:27:59,429 | 00:28:00,512 | [SNIFFLES] | [SNIFFLES] |
616 | 00:28:00,514 | 00:28:02,641 | [HENRY, GIRL LAUGHING] | [HENRY, GIRL LAUGHING] |
617 | 00:28:05,561 | 00:28:07,435 | [GIRL] Okay, quick feet. There we go. | [GIRL] Okay, quick feet. There we go. |
618 | 00:28:07,437 | 00:28:08,520 | [TED] Shoot. | [TED] Shoot. |
619 | 00:28:08,522 | 00:28:09,523 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
620 | 00:28:10,274 | 00:28:14,067 | I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. | I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. |
621 | 00:28:14,069 | 00:28:15,487 | But you're not quitting, Ted. | But you're not quitting, Ted. |
622 | 00:28:17,698 | 00:28:19,366 | You're just letting me go. | You're just letting me go. |
623 | 00:28:20,909 | 00:28:22,411 | [SNIFFLES, EXHALES] | [SNIFFLES, EXHALES] |
624 | 00:28:23,912 | 00:28:24,995 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
625 | 00:28:24,997 | 00:28:26,498 | [GIRL LAUGHS] Come on. | [GIRL LAUGHS] Come on. |
626 | 00:28:27,833 | 00:28:29,168 | - Oh. - [MICHELLE CLEARS THROAT] | - Oh. - [MICHELLE CLEARS THROAT] |
627 | 00:28:30,942 | 00:28:32,026 | [GIRL] You ready? | [GIRL] You ready? |
628 | 00:28:32,028 | 00:28:33,587 | - [TED] Yeah. - [MICHELLE] Yes. Thank you. | - [TED] Yeah. - [MICHELLE] Yes. Thank you. |
629 | 00:28:33,589 | 00:28:35,881 | - It's all right. - I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. | - It's all right. - I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. |
630 | 00:28:35,883 | 00:28:37,173 | Hey, buddy. | Hey, buddy. |
631 | 00:28:37,175 | 00:28:39,634 | I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? | I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? |
632 | 00:28:39,636 | 00:28:41,428 | And we're gonna talk every day? | And we're gonna talk every day? |
633 | 00:28:41,430 | 00:28:44,014 | Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? | Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? |
634 | 00:28:44,016 | 00:28:46,310 | Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. | Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. |
635 | 00:28:49,563 | 00:28:52,272 | Okay now, okay. | Okay now, okay. |
636 | 00:28:52,274 | 00:28:55,402 | - Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. - [MICHELLE CHUCKLES] | - Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. - [MICHELLE CHUCKLES] |
637 | 00:29:02,659 | 00:29:04,912 | [POP MUSIC PLAYING] | [POP MUSIC PLAYING] |
638 | 00:29:17,424 | 00:29:19,799 | - [TAXI DOOR CLOSES] - [ENGINE STARTS] | - [TAXI DOOR CLOSES] - [ENGINE STARTS] |
639 | 00:29:19,801 | 00:29:22,429 | [SONG CONTINUES] | [SONG CONTINUES] |
640 | 00:29:43,408 | 00:29:45,494 | [SONG CONTINUES] | [SONG CONTINUES] |
641 | 00:29:50,082 | 00:29:51,083 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
642 | 00:29:59,883 | 00:30:02,886 | Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. | Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. |
643 | 00:30:04,388 | 00:30:05,804 | Thank you, sir. | Thank you, sir. |
644 | 00:30:05,806 | 00:30:08,433 | Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around. | Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around. |
645 | 00:30:09,476 | 00:30:12,479 | [SONG CONTINUES] | [SONG CONTINUES] |
646 | 00:30:23,824 | 00:30:25,033 | [TED SIGHS] | [TED SIGHS] |
647 | 00:30:34,835 | 00:30:37,838 | [SONG CONTINUES] | [SONG CONTINUES] |