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1 | 00:00:06,840 | 00:00:09,132 | Lisa Cramlin here with Graham Paul, | Lisa Cramlin here with Graham Paul, |
2 | 00:00:09,134 | 00:00:12,219 | breaking down this afternoon's Richmond-Arsenal match. | breaking down this afternoon's Richmond-Arsenal match. |
3 | 00:00:12,221 | 00:00:14,471 | - Welcome, Graham. - Pleasure to be here, Lisa. | - Welcome, Graham. - Pleasure to be here, Lisa. |
4 | 00:00:14,473 | 00:00:17,037 | [LISA] So today was another tough day | [LISA] So today was another tough day |
5 | 00:00:17,039 | 00:00:19,976 | for Roy Kent in a stretch of bad days. | for Roy Kent in a stretch of bad days. |
6 | 00:00:19,978 | 00:00:23,438 | - In his last nine games, Kent has had... - [BUBBLING] | - In his last nine games, Kent has had... - [BUBBLING] |
7 | 00:00:23,440 | 00:00:25,857 | ... while his turnovers have nearly doubled. | ... while his turnovers have nearly doubled. |
8 | 00:00:25,859 | 00:00:29,778 | And today, it was an ignominious own goal... | And today, it was an ignominious own goal... |
9 | 00:00:29,780 | 00:00:30,862 | There you are. | There you are. |
10 | 00:00:30,864 | 00:00:32,113 | [ROY] Everyone gone? | [ROY] Everyone gone? |
11 | 00:00:32,115 | 00:00:34,324 | Yes, sir. Well, except Rojas. | Yes, sir. Well, except Rojas. |
12 | 00:00:34,326 | 00:00:36,952 | Darn kid's out on the practice pitch still doing drills. | Darn kid's out on the practice pitch still doing drills. |
13 | 00:00:36,954 | 00:00:38,578 | [ROY] What a fucking asshole. | [ROY] What a fucking asshole. |
14 | 00:00:38,580 | 00:00:39,915 | - Right? [CHUCKLES] - Yeah. | - Right? [CHUCKLES] - Yeah. |
15 | 00:00:41,583 | 00:00:43,166 | [TED SIGHS] | [TED SIGHS] |
16 | 00:00:43,168 | 00:00:45,126 | Somebody order a Roy on the rocks, huh? | Somebody order a Roy on the rocks, huh? |
17 | 00:00:45,128 | 00:00:47,045 | How we doing in here? Whoo! | How we doing in here? Whoo! |
18 | 00:00:47,047 | 00:00:48,713 | That is cold, man. | That is cold, man. |
19 | 00:00:48,715 | 00:00:52,008 | Just looking at you in there is making me all chilly inside. [CHUCKLES] | Just looking at you in there is making me all chilly inside. [CHUCKLES] |
20 | 00:00:52,010 | 00:00:53,343 | [TV CONTINUES, INDISTINCT] | [TV CONTINUES, INDISTINCT] |
21 | 00:00:53,345 | 00:00:56,221 | Can you just tell me I fucked up and then go? | Can you just tell me I fucked up and then go? |
22 | 00:00:56,223 | 00:00:57,848 | Not gonna do that, bud. | Not gonna do that, bud. |
23 | 00:00:57,850 | 00:01:00,141 | I lost us the game. I'm a piece of shit. | I lost us the game. I'm a piece of shit. |
24 | 00:01:00,143 | 00:01:03,103 | Easy now. You had a bad day. Big whoop. | Easy now. You had a bad day. Big whoop. |
25 | 00:01:03,105 | 00:01:04,436 | "Big whoop"? | "Big whoop"? |
26 | 00:01:04,438 | 00:01:07,148 | Yeah, big whoop. [CHUCKLES] | Yeah, big whoop. [CHUCKLES] |
27 | 00:01:07,150 | 00:01:09,860 | You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. | You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. |
28 | 00:01:09,862 | 00:01:12,487 | I don't wanna hear it. All right? | I don't wanna hear it. All right? |
29 | 00:01:12,489 | 00:01:17,035 | So just, you know, knock it off. Go easy on yourself. Okay? | So just, you know, knock it off. Go easy on yourself. Okay? |
30 | 00:01:18,328 | 00:01:21,707 | Hey. I got your back. Ain't nothing gonna change that. | Hey. I got your back. Ain't nothing gonna change that. |
31 | 00:01:22,749 | 00:01:25,419 | Look at you in there, looking like a brunette Oscar the Grouch. | Look at you in there, looking like a brunette Oscar the Grouch. |
32 | 00:01:26,503 | 00:01:28,130 | - On or off? - Off. | - On or off? - Off. |
33 | 00:01:30,424 | 00:01:33,383 | [GRAHAM] You gotta stop holding on, Roy, please, for us, for you. | [GRAHAM] You gotta stop holding on, Roy, please, for us, for you. |
34 | 00:01:33,385 | 00:01:34,676 | Let it go. | Let it go. |
35 | 00:01:34,678 | 00:01:36,178 | - [LISA] There you go. - [DANI] Hola, Roy. | - [LISA] There you go. - [DANI] Hola, Roy. |
36 | 00:01:36,180 | 00:01:38,096 | [LISA] We're taking a break. When we return, | [LISA] We're taking a break. When we return, |
37 | 00:01:38,098 | 00:01:41,892 | we'll take a look at Jamie Tartt's brilliant day for Manchester City. | we'll take a look at Jamie Tartt's brilliant day for Manchester City. |
38 | 00:01:41,894 | 00:01:47,314 | [DANI SINGING IN SPANISH] | [DANI SINGING IN SPANISH] |
39 | 00:01:47,316 | 00:01:49,318 | [BUBBLING] | [BUBBLING] |
40 | 00:01:50,944 | 00:01:53,030 | [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] | [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] |
41 | 00:02:12,382 | 00:02:15,636 | That's it. Right there. Yep. Beautiful. | That's it. Right there. Yep. Beautiful. |
42 | 00:02:18,430 | 00:02:21,181 | Oh, snap. Watch your back, Kate Moss. | Oh, snap. Watch your back, Kate Moss. |
43 | 00:02:21,183 | 00:02:23,934 | There's a new bad girl on the British modeling scene. | There's a new bad girl on the British modeling scene. |
44 | 00:02:23,936 | 00:02:26,728 | - Huh? Yeah? - [WOMAN] Okay, I think we've got it. | - Huh? Yeah? - [WOMAN] Okay, I think we've got it. |
45 | 00:02:26,730 | 00:02:29,358 | Brought these in case you need a little biscuit boost. Yeah? | Brought these in case you need a little biscuit boost. Yeah? |
46 | 00:02:33,278 | 00:02:36,029 | Man, oh, man. You get nervous doing this kind of stuff? | Man, oh, man. You get nervous doing this kind of stuff? |
47 | 00:02:36,031 | 00:02:38,532 | It's a profile on women in football. It's not a big deal. | It's a profile on women in football. It's not a big deal. |
48 | 00:02:38,534 | 00:02:41,868 | There's, like, four of us: me, Karen, Delia and Posh Spice. | There's, like, four of us: me, Karen, Delia and Posh Spice. |
49 | 00:02:41,870 | 00:02:44,788 | Oh, come on, now. Being a role model's a huge deal. | Oh, come on, now. Being a role model's a huge deal. |
50 | 00:02:44,790 | 00:02:45,791 | Don't you realize that | Don't you realize that |
51 | 00:02:45,793 | 00:02:47,749 | there's probably a little girl out there somewhere | there's probably a little girl out there somewhere |
52 | 00:02:47,751 | 00:02:51,086 | rocking a tiny eggplant-colored power suit, | rocking a tiny eggplant-colored power suit, |
53 | 00:02:51,088 | 00:02:54,130 | and she's just dreaming about becoming a sports executive someday. | and she's just dreaming about becoming a sports executive someday. |
54 | 00:02:54,132 | 00:02:56,007 | She's gonna read this article and she's gonna think, | She's gonna read this article and she's gonna think, |
55 | 00:02:56,009 | 00:03:00,262 | "Holy smokes. My dreams are possible". | "Holy smokes. My dreams are possible". |
56 | 00:03:00,264 | 00:03:01,660 | In this scenario of yours, | In this scenario of yours, |
57 | 00:03:01,662 | 00:03:04,057 | little girls read The Football Financial Quarterly? | little girls read The Football Financial Quarterly? |
58 | 00:03:04,059 | 00:03:05,851 | Well, who knows? Little girls are mysterious. | Well, who knows? Little girls are mysterious. |
59 | 00:03:05,853 | 00:03:07,477 | - [CHUCKLES] - And silly and powerful. | - [CHUCKLES] - And silly and powerful. |
60 | 00:03:07,479 | 00:03:10,230 | I gave up trying to figure them out years ago. | I gave up trying to figure them out years ago. |
61 | 00:03:10,232 | 00:03:12,107 | Tell you what, I wish Higgins was here to see this, | Tell you what, I wish Higgins was here to see this, |
62 | 00:03:12,109 | 00:03:13,944 | 'cause he'd be real happy for you too. | 'cause he'd be real happy for you too. |
63 | 00:03:15,070 | 00:03:16,486 | I don't know about that, Ted. | I don't know about that, Ted. |
64 | 00:03:16,488 | 00:03:18,530 | When Higgins decided to quit, he made it quite clear | When Higgins decided to quit, he made it quite clear |
65 | 00:03:18,532 | 00:03:20,240 | what he thought about me, and it wasn't supportive. | what he thought about me, and it wasn't supportive. |
66 | 00:03:20,242 | 00:03:21,243 | [IMITATES BUZZER] Nope. | [IMITATES BUZZER] Nope. |
67 | 00:03:21,245 | 00:03:24,035 | I'm filing that under stinkin' thinkin' right there. Okay? | I'm filing that under stinkin' thinkin' right there. Okay? |
68 | 00:03:24,037 | 00:03:25,745 | I guarantee you, he'll come around. | I guarantee you, he'll come around. |
69 | 00:03:25,747 | 00:03:27,664 | - Right. I'm changing the subject. - Go ahead. | - Right. I'm changing the subject. - Go ahead. |
70 | 00:03:27,666 | 00:03:30,125 | How's the team morale going into the final weekend? | How's the team morale going into the final weekend? |
71 | 00:03:30,127 | 00:03:33,503 | I mean, I'm still heartbroken about the last loss. | I mean, I'm still heartbroken about the last loss. |
72 | 00:03:33,505 | 00:03:34,506 | Are you? | Are you? |
73 | 00:03:35,340 | 00:03:37,215 | - Of course. - Ah. | - Of course. - Ah. |
74 | 00:03:37,217 | 00:03:38,884 | - Hey, Keeley. - Hi, Ted. | - Hey, Keeley. - Hi, Ted. |
75 | 00:03:38,886 | 00:03:41,803 | Hey, did those marketing folks from Tom Ford ever get back to you? | Hey, did those marketing folks from Tom Ford ever get back to you? |
76 | 00:03:41,805 | 00:03:43,138 | Yeah, they did. | Yeah, they did. |
77 | 00:03:43,140 | 00:03:45,533 | They said they're gonna stick with the models they already have. | They said they're gonna stick with the models they already have. |
78 | 00:03:45,535 | 00:03:46,558 | Aw, nuts. | Aw, nuts. |
79 | 00:03:46,560 | 00:03:48,018 | I know. But they did say | I know. But they did say |
80 | 00:03:48,020 | 00:03:50,770 | that if they ever do an everyman campaign or something satirical, | that if they ever do an everyman campaign or something satirical, |
81 | 00:03:50,772 | 00:03:51,855 | your name's on their list. | your name's on their list. |
82 | 00:03:51,857 | 00:03:54,316 | All right. There you go. That's not bad. | All right. There you go. That's not bad. |
83 | 00:03:54,318 | 00:03:55,878 | Can I borrow you for a second, Rebecca? | Can I borrow you for a second, Rebecca? |
84 | 00:03:59,945 | 00:04:01,613 | - Come on. - [REBECCA SIGHS] | - Come on. - [REBECCA SIGHS] |
85 | 00:04:05,996 | 00:04:08,138 | My God, it smells of feet in here. | My God, it smells of feet in here. |
86 | 00:04:08,140 | 00:04:10,373 | I mean, it just... it just hits you immediately, doesn't it? | I mean, it just... it just hits you immediately, doesn't it? |
87 | 00:04:10,375 | 00:04:13,960 | It's hot. Like feet funk, right up your nose. Can you smell it? | It's hot. Like feet funk, right up your nose. Can you smell it? |
88 | 00:04:13,962 | 00:04:16,253 | You're being a right floppy cock, Rebecca. | You're being a right floppy cock, Rebecca. |
89 | 00:04:16,255 | 00:04:17,714 | Why haven't you told Ted yet? | Why haven't you told Ted yet? |
90 | 00:04:17,716 | 00:04:19,216 | Oh, I'm going to. | Oh, I'm going to. |
91 | 00:04:19,218 | 00:04:20,218 | When? | When? |
92 | 00:04:21,053 | 00:04:23,053 | [SIGHS] Imagine doing something unforgivable | [SIGHS] Imagine doing something unforgivable |
93 | 00:04:23,055 | 00:04:24,221 | to someone who doesn't deserve it | to someone who doesn't deserve it |
94 | 00:04:24,223 | 00:04:26,598 | and then having to look them in the eye and tell them what you've done. | and then having to look them in the eye and tell them what you've done. |
95 | 00:04:26,600 | 00:04:28,975 | I don't have to imagine. I've done it. | I don't have to imagine. I've done it. |
96 | 00:04:28,977 | 00:04:31,469 | Year Eight, I took a shit in Joanna Wellington's locker. | Year Eight, I took a shit in Joanna Wellington's locker. |
97 | 00:04:31,471 | 00:04:32,729 | I apologized, | I apologized, |
98 | 00:04:32,731 | 00:04:34,044 | I was uninvited to her birthday party, | I was uninvited to her birthday party, |
99 | 00:04:34,046 | 00:04:35,899 | and then we patched it up a week later. | and then we patched it up a week later. |
100 | 00:04:35,901 | 00:04:38,109 | Just fucking tell him. | Just fucking tell him. |
101 | 00:04:38,111 | 00:04:40,153 | Sorry, why did you do a shit in her locker? | Sorry, why did you do a shit in her locker? |
102 | 00:04:40,155 | 00:04:42,239 | I don't know. I was 13. | I don't know. I was 13. |
103 | 00:04:42,241 | 00:04:47,118 | What? Teenage girls are, like, mysterious and dark and dangerous. | What? Teenage girls are, like, mysterious and dark and dangerous. |
104 | 00:04:47,120 | 00:04:48,620 | - All right. - That is not the point! | - All right. - That is not the point! |
105 | 00:04:48,622 | 00:04:50,539 | - Okay. - Oh, God. | - Okay. - Oh, God. |
106 | 00:04:50,541 | 00:04:52,042 | Sorry. Um, wow. | Sorry. Um, wow. |
107 | 00:04:53,794 | 00:04:56,277 | I know women like shoes, but, girls, come on, this is silly. | I know women like shoes, but, girls, come on, this is silly. |
108 | 00:04:56,279 | 00:04:58,839 | [CHUCKLES] Sorry, that was really sexist. | [CHUCKLES] Sorry, that was really sexist. |
109 | 00:04:58,841 | 00:05:01,258 | Um, I just wasn't expecting there to be anyone in here. | Um, I just wasn't expecting there to be anyone in here. |
110 | 00:05:01,260 | 00:05:02,843 | Um, but you are in here, and that's great. | Um, but you are in here, and that's great. |
111 | 00:05:02,845 | 00:05:05,514 | Take as long as you need. Yeah. I'll go. Sorry. | Take as long as you need. Yeah. I'll go. Sorry. |
112 | 00:05:07,099 | 00:05:09,266 | I mean, what would be the point of telling Ted now? | I mean, what would be the point of telling Ted now? |
113 | 00:05:09,268 | 00:05:10,767 | It doesn't change anything. | It doesn't change anything. |
114 | 00:05:10,769 | 00:05:12,354 | It would change how I feel about you. | It would change how I feel about you. |
115 | 00:05:16,066 | 00:05:18,483 | [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] | [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] |
116 | 00:05:18,485 | 00:05:21,903 | You know, David, we got one final game this season against Man City, | You know, David, we got one final game this season against Man City, |
117 | 00:05:21,905 | 00:05:24,948 | and our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson, on a high. | and our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson, on a high. |
118 | 00:05:24,950 | 00:05:26,241 | - Yeah? - [REPORTERS CHUCKLE] | - Yeah? - [REPORTERS CHUCKLE] |
119 | 00:05:26,243 | 00:05:28,201 | Oh, how about Trent Crimm? | Oh, how about Trent Crimm? |
120 | 00:05:28,203 | 00:05:31,454 | And if memory serves, you're from the Daily Planet, yeah? | And if memory serves, you're from the Daily Planet, yeah? |
121 | 00:05:31,456 | 00:05:32,873 | Trent Crimm, The Independent. | Trent Crimm, The Independent. |
122 | 00:05:32,875 | 00:05:35,417 | Ah, yes. That's the one. Okay. What's your question, Trent? | Ah, yes. That's the one. Okay. What's your question, Trent? |
123 | 00:05:35,419 | 00:05:38,088 | Many of your young players have improved during your tenure. | Many of your young players have improved during your tenure. |
124 | 00:05:38,922 | 00:05:40,380 | Then there's Roy Kent. | Then there's Roy Kent. |
125 | 00:05:40,382 | 00:05:43,466 | He played dismally last match. Thoughts? | He played dismally last match. Thoughts? |
126 | 00:05:43,468 | 00:05:46,061 | Well, I think you could ask Roy himself. | Well, I think you could ask Roy himself. |
127 | 00:05:46,063 | 00:05:47,971 | He'd tell you it wasn't his best day. | He'd tell you it wasn't his best day. |
128 | 00:05:47,973 | 00:05:49,264 | But I'll let you know right now | But I'll let you know right now |
129 | 00:05:49,266 | 00:05:52,017 | that Roy Kent is the backbone of this team. | that Roy Kent is the backbone of this team. |
130 | 00:05:52,019 | 00:05:53,602 | All right, let's mix it up in here a little. | All right, let's mix it up in here a little. |
131 | 00:05:53,604 | 00:05:56,521 | If you're an introvert, I want y'all to raise your hand. | If you're an introvert, I want y'all to raise your hand. |
132 | 00:05:56,523 | 00:05:58,440 | You guys get the next few questions. | You guys get the next few questions. |
133 | 00:05:58,442 | 00:05:59,841 | Ah! That was a trick! | Ah! That was a trick! |
134 | 00:05:59,843 | 00:06:00,989 | If y'all were really introverts, | If y'all were really introverts, |
135 | 00:06:00,991 | 00:06:02,736 | you would've been quiet as a church mouse. | you would've been quiet as a church mouse. |
136 | 00:06:02,738 | 00:06:04,843 | Unless that church was Westboro Baptist. | Unless that church was Westboro Baptist. |
137 | 00:06:04,845 | 00:06:06,241 | Those turkeys won't shut up. | Those turkeys won't shut up. |
138 | 00:06:09,244 | 00:06:11,745 | Hi, guys. What's up? | Hi, guys. What's up? |
139 | 00:06:11,747 | 00:06:13,580 | Please have a seat. | Please have a seat. |
140 | 00:06:13,582 | 00:06:14,583 | Okay. | Okay. |
141 | 00:06:18,170 | 00:06:20,754 | I feel like y'all are about to do some improv comedy | I feel like y'all are about to do some improv comedy |
142 | 00:06:20,756 | 00:06:22,439 | or tell me that you're dating each other. | or tell me that you're dating each other. |
143 | 00:06:22,441 | 00:06:26,343 | Either one's cool with me. 'Cause your suggestion is ally. | Either one's cool with me. 'Cause your suggestion is ally. |
144 | 00:06:26,345 | 00:06:28,803 | We have to take Roy out of the starting lineup. | We have to take Roy out of the starting lineup. |
145 | 00:06:28,805 | 00:06:30,514 | I see. Okay. | I see. Okay. |
146 | 00:06:30,516 | 00:06:31,848 | It wasn't just one bad game, Coach. | It wasn't just one bad game, Coach. |
147 | 00:06:31,850 | 00:06:33,058 | [NATHAN] He's showing his age, | [NATHAN] He's showing his age, |
148 | 00:06:33,060 | 00:06:35,560 | and he's made significant mistakes in each of the last five matches. | and he's made significant mistakes in each of the last five matches. |
149 | 00:06:35,562 | 00:06:37,896 | We just haven't been bitten in the ass by them yet. | We just haven't been bitten in the ass by them yet. |
150 | 00:06:37,898 | 00:06:39,940 | But yesterday our butts had teeth marks. | But yesterday our butts had teeth marks. |
151 | 00:06:39,942 | 00:06:42,903 | Deep ones. The kind you usually have to pay for. | Deep ones. The kind you usually have to pay for. |
152 | 00:06:45,155 | 00:06:46,238 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
153 | 00:06:46,240 | 00:06:47,324 | [PHONE VIBRATES] | [PHONE VIBRATES] |
154 | 00:06:50,661 | 00:06:52,160 | [CLICKS TONGUE] | [CLICKS TONGUE] |
155 | 00:06:52,162 | 00:06:53,163 | [GRUNTS] | [GRUNTS] |
156 | 00:06:54,414 | 00:06:58,291 | Guys... I'm not benching Roy. | Guys... I'm not benching Roy. |
157 | 00:06:58,293 | 00:06:59,584 | He's our captain. | He's our captain. |
158 | 00:06:59,586 | 00:07:03,715 | But I want you to know that I value each of your opinions. | But I want you to know that I value each of your opinions. |
159 | 00:07:04,967 | 00:07:06,260 | Even when they're wrong. | Even when they're wrong. |
160 | 00:07:08,053 | 00:07:09,853 | I was really hoping it was going to be improv. | I was really hoping it was going to be improv. |
161 | 00:07:11,557 | 00:07:12,891 | I'm Audi 5000. | I'm Audi 5000. |
162 | 00:07:19,898 | 00:07:22,524 | - You paid someone to bite you? - No, of course not. | - You paid someone to bite you? - No, of course not. |
163 | 00:07:22,526 | 00:07:23,733 | Oh, sorry. I... | Oh, sorry. I... |
164 | 00:07:23,735 | 00:07:24,736 | Been paid. | Been paid. |
165 | 00:07:30,325 | 00:07:31,449 | [STAMMERS] Where? | [STAMMERS] Where? |
166 | 00:07:31,451 | 00:07:33,952 | [RHYTHMIC KNOCKING] | [RHYTHMIC KNOCKING] |
167 | 00:07:33,954 | 00:07:35,163 | Hey. What's up? | Hey. What's up? |
168 | 00:07:35,956 | 00:07:38,415 | I have something I need to tell you. | I have something I need to tell you. |
169 | 00:07:38,417 | 00:07:39,918 | I'm all ears. [CHUCKLES] | I'm all ears. [CHUCKLES] |
170 | 00:07:41,253 | 00:07:42,961 | [GRUNTS, IMITATES THUD] | [GRUNTS, IMITATES THUD] |
171 | 00:07:42,963 | 00:07:44,963 | Right, I'm not gonna beat around the bush. | Right, I'm not gonna beat around the bush. |
172 | 00:07:44,965 | 00:07:48,058 | I'm just gonna... get straight to the point. | I'm just gonna... get straight to the point. |
173 | 00:07:48,060 | 00:07:49,926 | No faffing around, 'cause that's just annoying, | No faffing around, 'cause that's just annoying, |
174 | 00:07:49,928 | 00:07:51,720 | and definitely no procrastinating. | and definitely no procrastinating. |
175 | 00:07:51,722 | 00:07:53,889 | Procrast... Procrast... That's a good word, isn't it? | Procrast... Procrast... That's a good word, isn't it? |
176 | 00:07:53,891 | 00:07:56,725 | Procrastinating. Pro... Procrastinating. | Procrastinating. Pro... Procrastinating. |
177 | 00:07:56,727 | 00:07:58,560 | Huh. I wonder what the etymology of that word is. | Huh. I wonder what the etymology of that word is. |
178 | 00:07:58,562 | 00:08:03,148 | Obviously, "pro", very good, but "crast"? Crast... | Obviously, "pro", very good, but "crast"? Crast... |
179 | 00:08:03,150 | 00:08:05,233 | I have no idea. Hey! Why don't we look it up? | I have no idea. Hey! Why don't we look it up? |
180 | 00:08:05,235 | 00:08:08,153 | - Have you got a dictionary? - Not on me. Are you doing okay? | - Have you got a dictionary? - Not on me. Are you doing okay? |
181 | 00:08:08,155 | 00:08:09,487 | - Me? - Yeah. | - Me? - Yeah. |
182 | 00:08:09,489 | 00:08:11,489 | I'm brilliant! | I'm brilliant! |
183 | 00:08:11,491 | 00:08:13,909 | Yeah, I am top of the pops. | Yeah, I am top of the pops. |
184 | 00:08:13,911 | 00:08:16,036 | [SCATS, TAPS DESK] | [SCATS, TAPS DESK] |
185 | 00:08:16,038 | 00:08:18,121 | Ted, do you think you could do this later? | Ted, do you think you could do this later? |
186 | 00:08:18,123 | 00:08:20,874 | Yeah, sure. No problem. I'll just hit the rewind button. | Yeah, sure. No problem. I'll just hit the rewind button. |
187 | 00:08:20,876 | 00:08:23,587 | [IMITATING TAPE REWINDING] | [IMITATING TAPE REWINDING] |
188 | 00:08:26,048 | 00:08:27,341 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
189 | 00:08:28,675 | 00:08:30,884 | [RHYTHMIC KNOCKING] | [RHYTHMIC KNOCKING] |
190 | 00:08:30,886 | 00:08:34,888 | Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. | Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
191 | 00:08:34,890 | 00:08:36,681 | Just do it. Just do it. I'm a big girl. | Just do it. Just do it. I'm a big girl. |
192 | 00:08:36,683 | 00:08:38,807 | I can fucking just... Just tidy up your mess. | I can fucking just... Just tidy up your mess. |
193 | 00:08:38,809 | 00:08:41,522 | Tidy up your mess. Right. Oh, God. | Tidy up your mess. Right. Oh, God. |
194 | 00:08:42,898 | 00:08:44,525 | [SINGSONG] Surprise. | [SINGSONG] Surprise. |
195 | 00:08:45,609 | 00:08:47,526 | - Rupert. - You seem anxious. | - Rupert. - You seem anxious. |
196 | 00:08:47,528 | 00:08:48,818 | Where's, uh, where's Higgins? | Where's, uh, where's Higgins? |
197 | 00:08:48,820 | 00:08:50,237 | Uh, I fired him. | Uh, I fired him. |
198 | 00:08:50,239 | 00:08:52,697 | Why? Higgins is first class. | Why? Higgins is first class. |
199 | 00:08:52,699 | 00:08:54,824 | Except the only negative about the man | Except the only negative about the man |
200 | 00:08:54,826 | 00:08:57,244 | was that whenever he borrowed a pen from me, | was that whenever he borrowed a pen from me, |
201 | 00:08:57,246 | 00:09:00,582 | he would nibble the top like some anxious little puppy. | he would nibble the top like some anxious little puppy. |
202 | 00:09:01,792 | 00:09:02,874 | Good boy. | Good boy. |
203 | 00:09:02,876 | 00:09:04,125 | Yeah, well, he's gone. | Yeah, well, he's gone. |
204 | 00:09:04,127 | 00:09:07,838 | Shame. Oh, well. Maybe he'll accept my offer now. | Shame. Oh, well. Maybe he'll accept my offer now. |
205 | 00:09:07,840 | 00:09:10,507 | Look, Rupert, are you here to try and buy back the club or... | Look, Rupert, are you here to try and buy back the club or... |
206 | 00:09:10,509 | 00:09:12,563 | No, I wanted to tell you something | No, I wanted to tell you something |
207 | 00:09:12,565 | 00:09:15,011 | before you heard it somewhere else. | before you heard it somewhere else. |
208 | 00:09:15,013 | 00:09:17,015 | Bex and I are having a baby. | Bex and I are having a baby. |
209 | 00:09:18,725 | 00:09:20,519 | [SINGSONG] Surprise, again. | [SINGSONG] Surprise, again. |
210 | 00:09:21,854 | 00:09:23,314 | But you always said that... | But you always said that... |
211 | 00:09:23,316 | 00:09:25,814 | I thought we could be mature about this. | I thought we could be mature about this. |
212 | 00:09:25,816 | 00:09:27,315 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
213 | 00:09:27,317 | 00:09:28,775 | Oh, you're mature enough, all right. | Oh, you're mature enough, all right. |
214 | 00:09:28,777 | 00:09:32,362 | You're nearly 70, and you're having a baby? | You're nearly 70, and you're having a baby? |
215 | 00:09:32,364 | 00:09:35,323 | I mean, what are you, a character from the fucking Bible? | I mean, what are you, a character from the fucking Bible? |
216 | 00:09:35,325 | 00:09:36,834 | When your kid hits puberty, | When your kid hits puberty, |
217 | 00:09:36,836 | 00:09:39,786 | you'll be nothing but a pile of dust and a black Amex card. | you'll be nothing but a pile of dust and a black Amex card. |
218 | 00:09:39,788 | 00:09:40,954 | Now, now, darling. | Now, now, darling. |
219 | 00:09:40,956 | 00:09:42,163 | Don't call me that. | Don't call me that. |
220 | 00:09:42,165 | 00:09:45,417 | People change. I do want a child. | People change. I do want a child. |
221 | 00:09:45,419 | 00:09:48,881 | I just suppose I... I didn't want one with... | I just suppose I... I didn't want one with... |
222 | 00:09:50,340 | 00:09:51,425 | Before. | Before. |
223 | 00:09:53,177 | 00:09:54,489 | I mean, in the end, | I mean, in the end, |
224 | 00:09:54,491 | 00:09:57,439 | it's just about being with the right person, isn't it? | it's just about being with the right person, isn't it? |
225 | 00:10:00,559 | 00:10:01,641 | Of course. | Of course. |
226 | 00:10:01,643 | 00:10:04,146 | Oh, I'm so glad I got to tell you this in person. | Oh, I'm so glad I got to tell you this in person. |
227 | 00:10:05,272 | 00:10:08,773 | I would have hated for you to read it in the press. | I would have hated for you to read it in the press. |
228 | 00:10:08,775 | 00:10:11,067 | Good luck against Man City. | Good luck against Man City. |
229 | 00:10:11,069 | 00:10:13,739 | [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] | [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] |
230 | 00:10:25,626 | 00:10:27,669 | [MAN SINGING] | [MAN SINGING] |
231 | 00:10:39,056 | 00:10:41,475 | [PLAYERS CHATTERING] | [PLAYERS CHATTERING] |
232 | 00:10:46,355 | 00:10:48,524 | - [SONG CONTINUES] - [CHATTERING STOPS] | - [SONG CONTINUES] - [CHATTERING STOPS] |
233 | 00:10:51,818 | 00:10:53,401 | [CHATTERING RESUMES] | [CHATTERING RESUMES] |
234 | 00:10:53,403 | 00:10:54,613 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
235 | 00:10:57,282 | 00:10:59,324 | I have something I need to tell you. | I have something I need to tell you. |
236 | 00:10:59,326 | 00:11:02,160 | Mm. Déjà vu. [CHUCKLES] | Mm. Déjà vu. [CHUCKLES] |
237 | 00:11:02,162 | 00:11:04,081 | I'm a fucking bitch. | I'm a fucking bitch. |
238 | 00:11:04,957 | 00:11:06,291 | Nope, that's new. | Nope, that's new. |
239 | 00:11:10,212 | 00:11:11,463 | Ted, I lied to you. | Ted, I lied to you. |
240 | 00:11:13,298 | 00:11:15,884 | I hired you because I wanted this team to lose. | I hired you because I wanted this team to lose. |
241 | 00:11:16,718 | 00:11:18,426 | I wanted you to fail, | I wanted you to fail, |
242 | 00:11:18,428 | 00:11:21,014 | and I sabotaged you every chance I've had. | and I sabotaged you every chance I've had. |
243 | 00:11:22,391 | 00:11:24,621 | It was me who hired that photographer | It was me who hired that photographer |
244 | 00:11:24,623 | 00:11:26,562 | to take the photo of you and Keeley. | to take the photo of you and Keeley. |
245 | 00:11:27,354 | 00:11:30,168 | I set up the interview with Trent Crimm, | I set up the interview with Trent Crimm, |
246 | 00:11:30,170 | 00:11:33,149 | hoping that he would humiliate you. | hoping that he would humiliate you. |
247 | 00:11:33,151 | 00:11:37,112 | And I instigated the transfer of Jamie Tartt, | And I instigated the transfer of Jamie Tartt, |
248 | 00:11:37,114 | 00:11:38,740 | even though you'd asked me not to. | even though you'd asked me not to. |
249 | 00:11:40,659 | 00:11:43,139 | This club is all that Rupert has ever cared about, | This club is all that Rupert has ever cared about, |
250 | 00:11:43,141 | 00:11:44,705 | and I wanted to destroy it. | and I wanted to destroy it. |
251 | 00:11:45,497 | 00:11:50,627 | To cause him as much pain and suffering as he has caused me. | To cause him as much pain and suffering as he has caused me. |
252 | 00:11:51,420 | 00:11:55,591 | And I didn't care who I used or who I hurt. | And I didn't care who I used or who I hurt. |
253 | 00:11:57,009 | 00:12:01,221 | All you good people just trying to make a difference. | All you good people just trying to make a difference. |
254 | 00:12:03,098 | 00:12:04,641 | [CRYING] Ted, I'm so sorry. | [CRYING] Ted, I'm so sorry. |
255 | 00:12:07,936 | 00:12:08,937 | Mm. | Mm. |
256 | 00:12:16,528 | 00:12:19,531 | If you want to quit or call the press, I'll completely understand. | If you want to quit or call the press, I'll completely understand. |
257 | 00:12:22,743 | 00:12:23,911 | I forgive you. | I forgive you. |
258 | 00:12:25,162 | 00:12:27,704 | You... What? Why? | You... What? Why? |
259 | 00:12:27,706 | 00:12:28,957 | Divorce is hard. | Divorce is hard. |
260 | 00:12:30,792 | 00:12:32,626 | It doesn't matter if you're the one leaving | It doesn't matter if you're the one leaving |
261 | 00:12:32,628 | 00:12:35,923 | or if... you're the one who got left. | or if... you're the one who got left. |
262 | 00:12:36,924 | 00:12:38,675 | It makes folks do crazy things. | It makes folks do crazy things. |
263 | 00:12:40,302 | 00:12:43,887 | Hell, I'm coaching soccer for heaven's sake. In London. | Hell, I'm coaching soccer for heaven's sake. In London. |
264 | 00:12:43,889 | 00:12:45,307 | [CHUCKLES] I mean, that's nuts. | [CHUCKLES] I mean, that's nuts. |
265 | 00:12:46,517 | 00:12:48,642 | - [SIGHS] - [REBECCA EXHALES] | - [SIGHS] - [REBECCA EXHALES] |
266 | 00:12:48,644 | 00:12:49,645 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
267 | 00:12:50,521 | 00:12:52,773 | But this job you gave me has changed my life. | But this job you gave me has changed my life. |
268 | 00:12:55,025 | 00:12:57,861 | It gave me the distance I needed to see what was really going on. | It gave me the distance I needed to see what was really going on. |
269 | 00:13:00,030 | 00:13:01,323 | Yeah, but you and me... | Yeah, but you and me... |
270 | 00:13:03,283 | 00:13:04,284 | We're okay. | We're okay. |
271 | 00:13:10,749 | 00:13:11,832 | Ted. | Ted. |
272 | 00:13:11,834 | 00:13:14,115 | Come on, just shake this hand. My arm's starting to get... | Come on, just shake this hand. My arm's starting to get... |
273 | 00:13:15,295 | 00:13:16,672 | [TED CHUCKLES] | [TED CHUCKLES] |
274 | 00:13:19,842 | 00:13:23,426 | You know, I think that if you care about someone | You know, I think that if you care about someone |
275 | 00:13:23,428 | 00:13:26,680 | and you got a little love in your heart, | and you got a little love in your heart, |
276 | 00:13:26,682 | 00:13:29,140 | there ain't nothing you can't get through together. | there ain't nothing you can't get through together. |
277 | 00:13:29,142 | 00:13:30,310 | You know what I'm saying? | You know what I'm saying? |
278 | 00:13:34,815 | 00:13:36,984 | You're not just talking about us now, are you? | You're not just talking about us now, are you? |
279 | 00:13:38,068 | 00:13:40,696 | Maybe. Maybe not. | Maybe. Maybe not. |
280 | 00:13:42,614 | 00:13:43,790 | Okay. | Okay. |
281 | 00:13:43,792 | 00:13:45,782 | I'm gonna go change for practice... uh, training. | I'm gonna go change for practice... uh, training. |
282 | 00:13:45,784 | 00:13:47,701 | Whatever. Who cares? | Whatever. Who cares? |
283 | 00:13:47,703 | 00:13:49,621 | Nice seeing you down here, boss. | Nice seeing you down here, boss. |
284 | 00:13:50,581 | 00:13:51,999 | You liven up the place. | You liven up the place. |
285 | 00:13:56,278 | 00:13:58,295 | All right, let's get it going, huh? [BLOWS WHISTLE] | All right, let's get it going, huh? [BLOWS WHISTLE] |
286 | 00:13:58,297 | 00:14:00,755 | Let's go. Gather up. Come on, now. | Let's go. Gather up. Come on, now. |
287 | 00:14:00,757 | 00:14:03,383 | All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. | All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. |
288 | 00:14:03,385 | 00:14:05,760 | If it ain't warmed up properly, something real bad could happen. | If it ain't warmed up properly, something real bad could happen. |
289 | 00:14:05,762 | 00:14:07,512 | Oh, food poisoning is no joke, Coach. | Oh, food poisoning is no joke, Coach. |
290 | 00:14:07,514 | 00:14:09,389 | One time, I was being sick, | One time, I was being sick, |
291 | 00:14:09,391 | 00:14:11,391 | and at the same time, I was having diarrhea. | and at the same time, I was having diarrhea. |
292 | 00:14:11,393 | 00:14:14,019 | Mm. Yep. That'll happen. Anybody else wanna share? | Mm. Yep. That'll happen. Anybody else wanna share? |
293 | 00:14:14,021 | 00:14:16,897 | To be able to do both those things at the same time? | To be able to do both those things at the same time? |
294 | 00:14:16,899 | 00:14:18,982 | The body is a miracle. | The body is a miracle. |
295 | 00:14:18,984 | 00:14:21,026 | Yeah. Good perspective. I appreciate that. | Yeah. Good perspective. I appreciate that. |
296 | 00:14:21,028 | 00:14:23,653 | So, fellas, we all know speed is important. | So, fellas, we all know speed is important. |
297 | 00:14:23,655 | 00:14:26,281 | But being able to stop and change directions quickly? | But being able to stop and change directions quickly? |
298 | 00:14:26,283 | 00:14:29,159 | Well, that's like Kanye's 808s & Heartbreak. | Well, that's like Kanye's 808s & Heartbreak. |
299 | 00:14:29,161 | 00:14:30,785 | It don't get nearly enough credit. | It don't get nearly enough credit. |
300 | 00:14:30,787 | 00:14:33,187 | Okay, so let's line up on these cones Nate put out. Let's go. | Okay, so let's line up on these cones Nate put out. Let's go. |
301 | 00:14:34,499 | 00:14:35,582 | All right, here's the deal. | All right, here's the deal. |
302 | 00:14:35,584 | 00:14:39,294 | Last one to start, stop, then start again is a rotten egg. Let's do it. | Last one to start, stop, then start again is a rotten egg. Let's do it. |
303 | 00:14:39,296 | 00:14:41,215 | - [BLOWS WHISTLE] - [PLAYERS SHOUTING] | - [BLOWS WHISTLE] - [PLAYERS SHOUTING] |
304 | 00:14:42,549 | 00:14:44,869 | Hey, Coach, I thought of a joke this morning in the shower. | Hey, Coach, I thought of a joke this morning in the shower. |
305 | 00:14:46,303 | 00:14:48,096 | What does a British owl say? | What does a British owl say? |
306 | 00:14:51,642 | 00:14:52,962 | Coach, what does a British owl... | Coach, what does a British owl... |
307 | 00:14:55,229 | 00:14:56,349 | I was saying earlier that... | I was saying earlier that... |
308 | 00:14:57,981 | 00:15:01,107 | You're acting like I'm chasing you with a booger or something. | You're acting like I'm chasing you with a booger or something. |
309 | 00:15:01,109 | 00:15:03,176 | Okay. All right. I see what's going on here. | Okay. All right. I see what's going on here. |
310 | 00:15:03,178 | 00:15:04,286 | This is about Roy, ain't it? | This is about Roy, ain't it? |
311 | 00:15:04,288 | 00:15:06,467 | So you gonna give me the cold shoulder and the silent treatment. | So you gonna give me the cold shoulder and the silent treatment. |
312 | 00:15:06,469 | 00:15:07,989 | That's a combo. | That's a combo. |
313 | 00:15:07,991 | 00:15:09,449 | Does it come with a medium drink? | Does it come with a medium drink? |
314 | 00:15:09,451 | 00:15:11,326 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
315 | 00:15:11,328 | 00:15:12,911 | Fine. | Fine. |
316 | 00:15:12,913 | 00:15:15,705 | Hey, Nate, what does a British owl say? | Hey, Nate, what does a British owl say? |
317 | 00:15:15,707 | 00:15:18,458 | Oh, you gonna do that move where you act like you don't hear me | Oh, you gonna do that move where you act like you don't hear me |
318 | 00:15:18,460 | 00:15:19,918 | and then you just walk away, huh? | and then you just walk away, huh? |
319 | 00:15:19,920 | 00:15:20,921 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
320 | 00:15:21,964 | 00:15:24,047 | Oh, it's like that now, huh? | Oh, it's like that now, huh? |
321 | 00:15:24,049 | 00:15:25,695 | Heck with both of you guys. | Heck with both of you guys. |
322 | 00:15:25,697 | 00:15:27,717 | I'm just gonna focus up here on practice. | I'm just gonna focus up here on practice. |
323 | 00:15:27,719 | 00:15:30,055 | There you go, Dani. Dig in, baby. Come on. | There you go, Dani. Dig in, baby. Come on. |
324 | 00:15:31,348 | 00:15:32,988 | - [ROY] Fuck. - [TED] It's all right, Roy. | - [ROY] Fuck. - [TED] It's all right, Roy. |
325 | 00:15:33,892 | 00:15:35,809 | - [ROY] Fuck! - [COLIN] Keep up, Roy! | - [ROY] Fuck! - [COLIN] Keep up, Roy! |
326 | 00:15:35,811 | 00:15:37,561 | - [TED] You got this, Roy. - [ROY] Fuck! | - [TED] You got this, Roy. - [ROY] Fuck! |
327 | 00:15:37,563 | 00:15:40,524 | That's it. Swear it out, Roy. Swear it out. | That's it. Swear it out, Roy. Swear it out. |
328 | 00:15:42,651 | 00:15:43,944 | [GRUNTS] | [GRUNTS] |
329 | 00:15:44,987 | 00:15:46,572 | Mm. Shoot. | Mm. Shoot. |
330 | 00:15:47,364 | 00:15:48,991 | Okay. Mm. | Okay. Mm. |
331 | 00:15:52,995 | 00:15:53,996 | Okay. | Okay. |
332 | 00:16:05,465 | 00:16:08,886 | [UPRIGHT BASS PLAYING] | [UPRIGHT BASS PLAYING] |
333 | 00:16:12,514 | 00:16:13,930 | [MAN] Ooh. | [MAN] Ooh. |
334 | 00:16:13,932 | 00:16:16,435 | - [UPRIGHT BASS CONTINUES] - Ahh! | - [UPRIGHT BASS CONTINUES] - Ahh! |
335 | 00:16:26,236 | 00:16:27,237 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
336 | 00:16:28,447 | 00:16:30,113 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
337 | 00:16:30,115 | 00:16:31,781 | [SCREAMS, YELPS] | [SCREAMS, YELPS] |
338 | 00:16:31,783 | 00:16:33,702 | [BREATHES HEAVILY] | [BREATHES HEAVILY] |
339 | 00:16:37,456 | 00:16:38,874 | [TED] There you are. | [TED] There you are. |
340 | 00:16:43,545 | 00:16:44,546 | [TED EXHALES] | [TED EXHALES] |
341 | 00:16:45,506 | 00:16:46,507 | Hey. | Hey. |
342 | 00:16:48,592 | 00:16:51,051 | There's, um, a lot of other seats. | There's, um, a lot of other seats. |
343 | 00:16:51,053 | 00:16:53,345 | Well, yeah, this is what my ticket says. | Well, yeah, this is what my ticket says. |
344 | 00:16:53,347 | 00:16:54,765 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
345 | 00:16:55,724 | 00:16:57,849 | [SIGHS] How you doing, Roy? | [SIGHS] How you doing, Roy? |
346 | 00:16:57,851 | 00:16:59,518 | [ROY] Fine. You? | [ROY] Fine. You? |
347 | 00:16:59,520 | 00:17:01,144 | [TED] Oh, good, good, yeah. | [TED] Oh, good, good, yeah. |
348 | 00:17:01,146 | 00:17:03,104 | Oh. I saw this video online | Oh. I saw this video online |
349 | 00:17:03,106 | 00:17:07,317 | of a, um, a kitten and a little baby chicken becoming friends | of a, um, a kitten and a little baby chicken becoming friends |
350 | 00:17:07,319 | 00:17:09,068 | and just hanging out together. | and just hanging out together. |
351 | 00:17:09,070 | 00:17:11,154 | It was... Well, here, let me show it to you. I got it right here. | It was... Well, here, let me show it to you. I got it right here. |
352 | 00:17:11,156 | 00:17:12,780 | What's this about? | What's this about? |
353 | 00:17:12,782 | 00:17:14,284 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
354 | 00:17:15,702 | 00:17:17,598 | It's funny, 'cause whenever my mom | It's funny, 'cause whenever my mom |
355 | 00:17:17,600 | 00:17:19,578 | has something tough to talk about with me, | has something tough to talk about with me, |
356 | 00:17:19,580 | 00:17:23,500 | she'll, um... you know, she'll start it off saying something | she'll, um... you know, she'll start it off saying something |
357 | 00:17:23,502 | 00:17:27,587 | about, I don't know, something weird, something overtly nice. | about, I don't know, something weird, something overtly nice. |
358 | 00:17:27,589 | 00:17:29,798 | And, uh, yeah, I just thought the idea | And, uh, yeah, I just thought the idea |
359 | 00:17:29,800 | 00:17:33,762 | of a cat and a bird being all simpatico was nice. | of a cat and a bird being all simpatico was nice. |
360 | 00:17:39,059 | 00:17:41,503 | Look, Roy, we've been talking about | Look, Roy, we've been talking about |
361 | 00:17:41,505 | 00:17:42,936 | the starting lineup against Man City... | the starting lineup against Man City... |
362 | 00:17:42,938 | 00:17:44,688 | Don't you dare. You're not fucking benching me. | Don't you dare. You're not fucking benching me. |
363 | 00:17:44,690 | 00:17:46,105 | Well, no. I'm just talking here, Roy. I... | Well, no. I'm just talking here, Roy. I... |
364 | 00:17:46,107 | 00:17:47,524 | Yeah, talking. That's all you do is talk. | Yeah, talking. That's all you do is talk. |
365 | 00:17:47,526 | 00:17:49,651 | Talking all that bullshit about how you've got my back. | Talking all that bullshit about how you've got my back. |
366 | 00:17:49,653 | 00:17:51,903 | - No. Hey, I do have your back. - Bullshit! | - No. Hey, I do have your back. - Bullshit! |
367 | 00:17:51,905 | 00:17:54,447 | You pretended to be a man of your word. You're fucking full of shit. | You pretended to be a man of your word. You're fucking full of shit. |
368 | 00:17:54,449 | 00:17:57,077 | You can go fuck yourself. Fuck you! | You can go fuck yourself. Fuck you! |
369 | 00:18:04,710 | 00:18:06,211 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
370 | 00:18:11,049 | 00:18:12,382 | [PLUCKS BASS STRING] | [PLUCKS BASS STRING] |
371 | 00:18:12,384 | 00:18:14,678 | There are a lot of surprises happening here. | There are a lot of surprises happening here. |
372 | 00:18:16,638 | 00:18:18,930 | Like that tiny little beard. | Like that tiny little beard. |
373 | 00:18:18,932 | 00:18:23,476 | It's called a Van Dyke after the 17th century Flemish painter. | It's called a Van Dyke after the 17th century Flemish painter. |
374 | 00:18:23,478 | 00:18:26,273 | - Oh. Right. - And I think it makes me look how I feel. | - Oh. Right. - And I think it makes me look how I feel. |
375 | 00:18:27,024 | 00:18:28,356 | Chill. | Chill. |
376 | 00:18:28,358 | 00:18:30,609 | How does Mrs. Higgins feel about it? | How does Mrs. Higgins feel about it? |
377 | 00:18:30,611 | 00:18:32,652 | She hates it with a white-hot intensity. | She hates it with a white-hot intensity. |
378 | 00:18:32,654 | 00:18:34,198 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
379 | 00:18:35,407 | 00:18:36,909 | Right. Look... | Right. Look... |
380 | 00:18:38,202 | 00:18:41,328 | I came clean to Ted. I told him everything. | I came clean to Ted. I told him everything. |
381 | 00:18:41,330 | 00:18:42,787 | Oh. | Oh. |
382 | 00:18:42,789 | 00:18:43,872 | How did that go? | How did that go? |
383 | 00:18:43,874 | 00:18:47,167 | You know what the little shit did? He forgave me. | You know what the little shit did? He forgave me. |
384 | 00:18:47,169 | 00:18:49,421 | - [HIGGINS] Fucking asshole. - I know. | - [HIGGINS] Fucking asshole. - I know. |
385 | 00:18:50,547 | 00:18:53,798 | But that's not actually why I'm here. | But that's not actually why I'm here. |
386 | 00:18:53,800 | 00:18:55,511 | I wanted to apologize to you for... | I wanted to apologize to you for... |
387 | 00:18:57,304 | 00:18:58,553 | treating you so poorly | treating you so poorly |
388 | 00:18:58,555 | 00:19:00,201 | and forcing you to be an accomplice | and forcing you to be an accomplice |
389 | 00:19:00,203 | 00:19:02,599 | in my moronically childish scheme. | in my moronically childish scheme. |
390 | 00:19:02,601 | 00:19:05,727 | I am truly sorry, Higgins. | I am truly sorry, Higgins. |
391 | 00:19:05,729 | 00:19:06,730 | [EXHALES] | [EXHALES] |
392 | 00:19:08,524 | 00:19:09,650 | Wow. Uh... | Wow. Uh... |
393 | 00:19:10,943 | 00:19:13,070 | Thank... Thank you, Rebecca. | Thank... Thank you, Rebecca. |
394 | 00:19:15,239 | 00:19:17,405 | I lost my way for a minute. | I lost my way for a minute. |
395 | 00:19:17,407 | 00:19:19,032 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
396 | 00:19:19,034 | 00:19:20,035 | But I'm on the road back. | But I'm on the road back. |
397 | 00:19:20,786 | 00:19:22,869 | I can tell. You know what, it suits you. | I can tell. You know what, it suits you. |
398 | 00:19:22,871 | 00:19:24,412 | Unlike that beard. Ooh! | Unlike that beard. Ooh! |
399 | 00:19:24,414 | 00:19:25,580 | Oh. | Oh. |
400 | 00:19:25,582 | 00:19:27,960 | Sorry. Had to. [CHUCKLES] | Sorry. Had to. [CHUCKLES] |
401 | 00:19:29,878 | 00:19:31,253 | [HEADPHONES: ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] | [HEADPHONES: ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] |
402 | 00:19:31,255 | 00:19:34,172 | I don't think I've ever had a child in my house before. | I don't think I've ever had a child in my house before. |
403 | 00:19:34,174 | 00:19:35,717 | - What about Jamie? - [KEELEY CHUCKLES] | - What about Jamie? - [KEELEY CHUCKLES] |
404 | 00:19:37,094 | 00:19:39,177 | Oh, we can't let her go snooping around though. | Oh, we can't let her go snooping around though. |
405 | 00:19:39,179 | 00:19:41,304 | I don't want her to find my vibrator. | I don't want her to find my vibrator. |
406 | 00:19:41,306 | 00:19:44,474 | Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. Her mum said no electronics. | Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. Her mum said no electronics. |
407 | 00:19:44,476 | 00:19:45,853 | [LAUGHS] | [LAUGHS] |
408 | 00:19:48,188 | 00:19:50,482 | So, how are you doing? | So, how are you doing? |
409 | 00:19:51,358 | 00:19:52,359 | Fine. | Fine. |
410 | 00:19:55,529 | 00:19:58,071 | [KEELEY] I do kind of think kids are pretty incredible. | [KEELEY] I do kind of think kids are pretty incredible. |
411 | 00:19:58,073 | 00:20:00,282 | I mean, she's got new teeth that push out her old teeth. | I mean, she's got new teeth that push out her old teeth. |
412 | 00:20:00,284 | 00:20:02,075 | The body is a miracle. | The body is a miracle. |
413 | 00:20:02,077 | 00:20:03,785 | You know, the last time I was on the bench... | You know, the last time I was on the bench... |
414 | 00:20:03,787 | 00:20:05,370 | Oh, you are ready to talk about real stuff. | Oh, you are ready to talk about real stuff. |
415 | 00:20:05,372 | 00:20:06,663 | That's great. | That's great. |
416 | 00:20:06,665 | 00:20:09,668 | Um, wait one second. | Um, wait one second. |
417 | 00:20:11,795 | 00:20:12,796 | Come sit here. | Come sit here. |
418 | 00:20:17,843 | 00:20:18,927 | Take this. | Take this. |
419 | 00:20:19,720 | 00:20:22,389 | Okay, we're both ready. Lay it on me. | Okay, we're both ready. Lay it on me. |
420 | 00:20:25,109 | 00:20:27,559 | Roy Kent has been the best player on every team he's been on | Roy Kent has been the best player on every team he's been on |
421 | 00:20:27,561 | 00:20:28,977 | since he was a kid. | since he was a kid. |
422 | 00:20:28,979 | 00:20:31,396 | I like being Roy Kent. | I like being Roy Kent. |
423 | 00:20:31,398 | 00:20:33,127 | I don't know if I can handle just being | I don't know if I can handle just being |
424 | 00:20:33,129 | 00:20:35,901 | some loser has-been called Roy. | some loser has-been called Roy. |
425 | 00:20:35,903 | 00:20:39,571 | "All right, Roy?" Yeah. "What you been up to?" Fuck all. | "All right, Roy?" Yeah. "What you been up to?" Fuck all. |
426 | 00:20:39,573 | 00:20:44,534 | God. I think men who feel sorry for themselves are so sexy. | God. I think men who feel sorry for themselves are so sexy. |
427 | 00:20:44,536 | 00:20:47,162 | - Stop it. - No, seriously. I do. | - Stop it. - No, seriously. I do. |
428 | 00:20:47,164 | 00:20:50,332 | And if you start telling me how hard it is playing a game for a living, | And if you start telling me how hard it is playing a game for a living, |
429 | 00:20:50,334 | 00:20:51,374 | I think I might come. | I think I might come. |
430 | 00:20:51,376 | 00:20:53,045 | It's not just a game to me. | It's not just a game to me. |
431 | 00:20:54,046 | 00:20:56,254 | It's all I've ever known. | It's all I've ever known. |
432 | 00:20:56,256 | 00:20:57,923 | It's who I am. | It's who I am. |
433 | 00:20:57,925 | 00:20:59,508 | It's all I am. | It's all I am. |
434 | 00:20:59,510 | 00:21:02,093 | Phoebe? Phoebe? | Phoebe? Phoebe? |
435 | 00:21:02,095 | 00:21:03,639 | Can you come here for a second? | Can you come here for a second? |
436 | 00:21:06,975 | 00:21:09,726 | You were right. Zeppelin is amazing. | You were right. Zeppelin is amazing. |
437 | 00:21:09,728 | 00:21:11,144 | Wait till you hear Cream. | Wait till you hear Cream. |
438 | 00:21:11,146 | 00:21:14,149 | But first, I need you to close your eyes for me, yeah? | But first, I need you to close your eyes for me, yeah? |
439 | 00:21:15,150 | 00:21:17,734 | Okay. Can you describe your Uncle Roy? | Okay. Can you describe your Uncle Roy? |
440 | 00:21:17,736 | 00:21:21,196 | Everything that you can think of. Go. | Everything that you can think of. Go. |
441 | 00:21:21,198 | 00:21:25,075 | Well, he's my uncle. His beard is scratchy. | Well, he's my uncle. His beard is scratchy. |
442 | 00:21:25,077 | 00:21:27,452 | He buys me ice cream. | He buys me ice cream. |
443 | 00:21:27,454 | 00:21:28,872 | He swears a lot. | He swears a lot. |
444 | 00:21:29,831 | 00:21:32,207 | He's really funny. | He's really funny. |
445 | 00:21:32,209 | 00:21:34,586 | And I love him. | And I love him. |
446 | 00:21:36,755 | 00:21:38,465 | Well done, Phoebe. | Well done, Phoebe. |
447 | 00:21:39,424 | 00:21:42,302 | See? I didn't hear anything about being a footballer. | See? I didn't hear anything about being a footballer. |
448 | 00:21:43,136 | 00:21:45,639 | Who gives a shit what she has to say? She's six. | Who gives a shit what she has to say? She's six. |
449 | 00:21:46,473 | 00:21:50,308 | The point is, you don't know what people think about Roy Kent. | The point is, you don't know what people think about Roy Kent. |
450 | 00:21:50,310 | 00:21:54,398 | Secondly, all that matters, Roy Kent, is what you think about Roy. | Secondly, all that matters, Roy Kent, is what you think about Roy. |
451 | 00:22:06,618 | 00:22:09,327 | That your old girl playing chess with some other bloke? | That your old girl playing chess with some other bloke? |
452 | 00:22:09,329 | 00:22:11,371 | - Yep. - That's fucking brutal. | - Yep. - That's fucking brutal. |
453 | 00:22:11,373 | 00:22:13,540 | She's just playing her game. | She's just playing her game. |
454 | 00:22:13,542 | 00:22:15,125 | You stay strong, you hear? | You stay strong, you hear? |
455 | 00:22:15,127 | 00:22:16,503 | You're a beautiful man. | You're a beautiful man. |
456 | 00:22:20,007 | 00:22:21,091 | [TED] Hey, fellas. | [TED] Hey, fellas. |
457 | 00:22:25,429 | 00:22:27,929 | Well, that's a lot of pints just for us. | Well, that's a lot of pints just for us. |
458 | 00:22:27,931 | 00:22:30,140 | I thought you might've had a tough time with Roy. | I thought you might've had a tough time with Roy. |
459 | 00:22:30,142 | 00:22:32,454 | Coach, you are a natural-born caregiver. | Coach, you are a natural-born caregiver. |
460 | 00:22:32,456 | 00:22:34,188 | Like Chief from Cuckoo's Nest. | Like Chief from Cuckoo's Nest. |
461 | 00:22:35,022 | 00:22:36,899 | I was always more of a Taber guy. | I was always more of a Taber guy. |
462 | 00:22:40,903 | 00:22:42,464 | But if I'm being honest, | But if I'm being honest, |
463 | 00:22:42,466 | 00:22:44,656 | I actually never got around to telling Roy. | I actually never got around to telling Roy. |
464 | 00:22:45,574 | 00:22:46,822 | Now, don't give me those eyes. | Now, don't give me those eyes. |
465 | 00:22:46,824 | 00:22:48,452 | He figured it out all on his own. | He figured it out all on his own. |
466 | 00:22:49,674 | 00:22:51,925 | I can see you're happy now, but don't be. | I can see you're happy now, but don't be. |
467 | 00:22:51,927 | 00:22:54,220 | 'Cause I've been thinking about it and, um... | 'Cause I've been thinking about it and, um... |
468 | 00:22:54,222 | 00:22:56,974 | well, I'm starting Roy against Man City and that's that. | well, I'm starting Roy against Man City and that's that. |
469 | 00:22:56,976 | 00:22:59,936 | Look, putting him on the bench wouldn't just be humiliating to him, | Look, putting him on the bench wouldn't just be humiliating to him, |
470 | 00:22:59,938 | 00:23:03,023 | it could actually affect his livelihood. | it could actually affect his livelihood. |
471 | 00:23:03,025 | 00:23:04,278 | And you know better than anyone | And you know better than anyone |
472 | 00:23:04,280 | 00:23:05,717 | that all this ain't about winning to me. | that all this ain't about winning to me. |
473 | 00:23:05,719 | 00:23:07,469 | 'Cause that ain't how we measure success, right? | 'Cause that ain't how we measure success, right? |
474 | 00:23:07,471 | 00:23:08,929 | Damn it, it is! | Damn it, it is! |
475 | 00:23:08,931 | 00:23:10,682 | - [CHATTERING STOPS] - [PATRONS GASP] | - [CHATTERING STOPS] - [PATRONS GASP] |
476 | 00:23:13,352 | 00:23:16,937 | Hey. Who put a firecracker up your butt and lit it? | Hey. Who put a firecracker up your butt and lit it? |
477 | 00:23:16,939 | 00:23:19,856 | You did! And I'm sick of it. | You did! And I'm sick of it. |
478 | 00:23:19,858 | 00:23:22,337 | Look, I understood this mission when we were in Kansas. | Look, I understood this mission when we were in Kansas. |
479 | 00:23:22,339 | 00:23:23,944 | But those were kids and these are professionals | But those were kids and these are professionals |
480 | 00:23:23,946 | 00:23:25,529 | and winning does matter to them. | and winning does matter to them. |
481 | 00:23:25,531 | 00:23:28,242 | And it matters to me. And that's okay. | And it matters to me. And that's okay. |
482 | 00:23:29,409 | 00:23:32,120 | - Ain't that right, Mae? - A-fucking-men it is. | - Ain't that right, Mae? - A-fucking-men it is. |
483 | 00:23:35,082 | 00:23:37,040 | How do you not get it? Losing has repercussions. | How do you not get it? Losing has repercussions. |
484 | 00:23:37,042 | 00:23:38,583 | We lose, we get relegated. | We lose, we get relegated. |
485 | 00:23:38,585 | 00:23:41,795 | We get relegated, this is over and we will have built nothing. | We get relegated, this is over and we will have built nothing. |
486 | 00:23:41,797 | 00:23:44,414 | And if you wanna pick a player's feelings over a coach's duty | And if you wanna pick a player's feelings over a coach's duty |
487 | 00:23:44,416 | 00:23:45,425 | to make a point... | to make a point... |
488 | 00:23:47,010 | 00:23:48,846 | I don't wanna drink with someone that selfish. | I don't wanna drink with someone that selfish. |
489 | 00:23:54,226 | 00:23:56,810 | That was the sexiest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. | That was the sexiest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. |
490 | 00:23:56,812 | 00:23:58,520 | Get your things. | Get your things. |
491 | 00:23:58,522 | 00:24:00,023 | She's been toying with you. | She's been toying with you. |
492 | 00:24:00,941 | 00:24:03,110 | Checkmate, mate. | Checkmate, mate. |
493 | 00:24:05,153 | 00:24:07,698 | [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] | [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] |
494 | 00:24:21,628 | 00:24:23,630 | [SONG CONTINUES] | [SONG CONTINUES] |
495 | 00:24:34,057 | 00:24:35,809 | [HORN HONKS] | [HORN HONKS] |
496 | 00:24:44,067 | 00:24:45,734 | - I'm good. - You got a nut allergy? | - I'm good. - You got a nut allergy? |
497 | 00:24:45,736 | 00:24:47,861 | I got a finger allergy. | I got a finger allergy. |
498 | 00:24:47,863 | 00:24:50,739 | What else have I got to offer you here? We got red wine. | What else have I got to offer you here? We got red wine. |
499 | 00:24:50,741 | 00:24:51,823 | We got tea. | We got tea. |
500 | 00:24:51,825 | 00:24:53,408 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
501 | 00:24:53,410 | 00:24:54,951 | Two-day-old pasta water. | Two-day-old pasta water. |
502 | 00:24:54,953 | 00:24:56,246 | Tea's fine. | Tea's fine. |
503 | 00:24:57,331 | 00:24:59,331 | Look, I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself. | Look, I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself. |
504 | 00:24:59,333 | 00:25:02,461 | - Eh, la-di-da. - I'm usually better at hiding my anger. | - Eh, la-di-da. - I'm usually better at hiding my anger. |
505 | 00:25:03,837 | 00:25:05,253 | You think so, huh? | You think so, huh? |
506 | 00:25:05,255 | 00:25:06,379 | Mm. | Mm. |
507 | 00:25:06,381 | 00:25:07,964 | Know thyself. | Know thyself. |
508 | 00:25:07,966 | 00:25:09,343 | Rest in peace, Socrates. | Rest in peace, Socrates. |
509 | 00:25:12,221 | 00:25:14,596 | Told my niece I might not be playing. | Told my niece I might not be playing. |
510 | 00:25:14,598 | 00:25:17,015 | She asked if we could go get ice cream. | She asked if we could go get ice cream. |
511 | 00:25:17,017 | 00:25:20,268 | Well, hey, at least you had someone you could talk to, right? | Well, hey, at least you had someone you could talk to, right? |
512 | 00:25:20,270 | 00:25:21,353 | How was the ice cream? | How was the ice cream? |
513 | 00:25:21,355 | 00:25:23,146 | Good. It's fucking ice cream. | Good. It's fucking ice cream. |
514 | 00:25:23,148 | 00:25:25,273 | Yeah, right? Ice cream's the best. | Yeah, right? Ice cream's the best. |
515 | 00:25:25,275 | 00:25:27,609 | It's kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live, you know? | It's kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live, you know? |
516 | 00:25:27,611 | 00:25:29,069 | It never disappoints. | It never disappoints. |
517 | 00:25:29,071 | 00:25:32,113 | - Mm-hmm. - It does give me the toots though. | - Mm-hmm. - It does give me the toots though. |
518 | 00:25:32,115 | 00:25:33,865 | The ice cream, not Billy Joel. | The ice cream, not Billy Joel. |
519 | 00:25:33,867 | 00:25:36,263 | I asked her if she was still gonna watch the match | I asked her if she was still gonna watch the match |
520 | 00:25:36,265 | 00:25:37,786 | if I wasn't playing. | if I wasn't playing. |
521 | 00:25:37,788 | 00:25:38,870 | [TED] Yeah? | [TED] Yeah? |
522 | 00:25:38,872 | 00:25:40,350 | Little shit said yes. | Little shit said yes. |
523 | 00:25:40,352 | 00:25:43,208 | Didn't even blink. Just straight into my face. | Didn't even blink. Just straight into my face. |
524 | 00:25:43,210 | 00:25:45,961 | - Well, hey. That's showbiz, ain't it? - Mm. | - Well, hey. That's showbiz, ain't it? - Mm. |
525 | 00:25:45,963 | 00:25:48,380 | I promised myself I was never gonna watch Fresh Prince again | I promised myself I was never gonna watch Fresh Prince again |
526 | 00:25:48,382 | 00:25:49,881 | when they swapped out Aunt Vivs. | when they swapped out Aunt Vivs. |
527 | 00:25:49,883 | 00:25:52,843 | But truth be told, as long as they let Carlton do his thing, | But truth be told, as long as they let Carlton do his thing, |
528 | 00:25:52,845 | 00:25:55,220 | I was always gonna take a minute and just sit right there. | I was always gonna take a minute and just sit right there. |
529 | 00:25:55,222 | 00:25:57,430 | Sidebar: Alfonso Ribeiro, | Sidebar: Alfonso Ribeiro, |
530 | 00:25:57,432 | 00:26:01,560 | the greatest physical comedian of the 19th, 20th and 21st century. | the greatest physical comedian of the 19th, 20th and 21st century. |
531 | 00:26:01,562 | 00:26:02,771 | Case in point right here. | Case in point right here. |
532 | 00:26:04,064 | 00:26:05,689 | Iconic, yeah? | Iconic, yeah? |
533 | 00:26:05,691 | 00:26:06,835 | I never know how to react | I never know how to react |
534 | 00:26:06,837 | 00:26:08,733 | when a grown man does the Carlton in front of me. | when a grown man does the Carlton in front of me. |
535 | 00:26:08,735 | 00:26:11,236 | You could see a silhouette doing this, you know exactly what it is, | You could see a silhouette doing this, you know exactly what it is, |
536 | 00:26:11,238 | 00:26:12,674 | you know exactly who's doing it. | you know exactly who's doing it. |
537 | 00:26:12,676 | 00:26:15,448 | It is the one, the only, Alfonso... | It is the one, the only, Alfonso... |
538 | 00:26:15,450 | 00:26:18,076 | - [WOMAN POUNDS FLOOR] Knock it off! - Sorry, Ms. Shipley! | - [WOMAN POUNDS FLOOR] Knock it off! - Sorry, Ms. Shipley! |
539 | 00:26:18,078 | 00:26:20,161 | It has been a whole thing this last week. | It has been a whole thing this last week. |
540 | 00:26:20,163 | 00:26:23,039 | [SIGHS] Anyway. You know what we could do? | [SIGHS] Anyway. You know what we could do? |
541 | 00:26:23,041 | 00:26:24,457 | You've been hurt off and on all season. | You've been hurt off and on all season. |
542 | 00:26:24,459 | 00:26:27,419 | Why don't we just say you're injured, you can't play? No shame in that. | Why don't we just say you're injured, you can't play? No shame in that. |
543 | 00:26:27,421 | 00:26:29,923 | That would help protect my stock if I wanna move next season. | That would help protect my stock if I wanna move next season. |
544 | 00:26:30,716 | 00:26:32,799 | Maybe to a club that actually wants to start me. | Maybe to a club that actually wants to start me. |
545 | 00:26:32,801 | 00:26:33,884 | Come on. | Come on. |
546 | 00:26:33,886 | 00:26:38,889 | What if, God forbid, I end up having to play in fucking America, | What if, God forbid, I end up having to play in fucking America, |
547 | 00:26:38,891 | 00:26:40,724 | where I'd dominate, by the way. | where I'd dominate, by the way. |
548 | 00:26:40,726 | 00:26:43,435 | They'd be like, "Oh, is this football then?" | They'd be like, "Oh, is this football then?" |
549 | 00:26:43,437 | 00:26:46,021 | Well, obviously, my preference would be to have you there. | Well, obviously, my preference would be to have you there. |
550 | 00:26:46,023 | 00:26:48,148 | At practice tomorrow and the game. | At practice tomorrow and the game. |
551 | 00:26:48,150 | 00:26:51,528 | But hey, you gotta do what's right for you. | But hey, you gotta do what's right for you. |
552 | 00:26:58,493 | 00:26:59,494 | Can I think about it? | Can I think about it? |
553 | 00:27:00,454 | 00:27:02,789 | I'd call you a big dummy, poo-poo face if you didn't. | I'd call you a big dummy, poo-poo face if you didn't. |
554 | 00:27:09,213 | 00:27:10,339 | [GROANS] | [GROANS] |
555 | 00:27:11,173 | 00:27:14,341 | Be honest with me. It's a prank, right? The tea. | Be honest with me. It's a prank, right? The tea. |
556 | 00:27:14,343 | 00:27:16,238 | Like, when us tourist folks aren't around, | Like, when us tourist folks aren't around, |
557 | 00:27:16,240 | 00:27:17,802 | y'all know this tastes like garbage. | y'all know this tastes like garbage. |
558 | 00:27:17,804 | 00:27:20,096 | No. I love it. | No. I love it. |
559 | 00:27:20,098 | 00:27:21,808 | You don't love it. It's pigeon sweat. | You don't love it. It's pigeon sweat. |
560 | 00:27:22,768 | 00:27:23,769 | [EXHALES] | [EXHALES] |
561 | 00:27:25,437 | 00:27:28,230 | Mm. Horrible. Horrible. | Mm. Horrible. Horrible. |
562 | 00:27:28,232 | 00:27:29,648 | - [HIGGINS] Yeah. - [REBECCA CHUCKLES] | - [HIGGINS] Yeah. - [REBECCA CHUCKLES] |
563 | 00:27:29,650 | 00:27:31,782 | No, get rid of the small one and bring back the tall one. | No, get rid of the small one and bring back the tall one. |
564 | 00:27:31,784 | 00:27:33,797 | - He's got bigger hands. - Bing-bong! | - He's got bigger hands. - Bing-bong! |
565 | 00:27:33,799 | 00:27:36,446 | It's biscuits o'clock. [CHUCKLES] | It's biscuits o'clock. [CHUCKLES] |
566 | 00:27:36,448 | 00:27:38,667 | - Higgins! You're back! - Yeah! | - Higgins! You're back! - Yeah! |
567 | 00:27:38,669 | 00:27:40,345 | All right. Well, hey, | All right. Well, hey, |
568 | 00:27:40,347 | 00:27:42,577 | I know I may be a little too old-school for some folks, | I know I may be a little too old-school for some folks, |
569 | 00:27:42,579 | 00:27:44,955 | but I'm gonna say it anyway. Hell to the yeah. | but I'm gonna say it anyway. Hell to the yeah. |
570 | 00:27:44,957 | 00:27:47,040 | - Good to see you. - Nice to see you too. | - Good to see you. - Nice to see you too. |
571 | 00:27:47,042 | 00:27:49,209 | - Here you go, boss. Those are yours. - Thank you, Ted. | - Here you go, boss. Those are yours. - Thank you, Ted. |
572 | 00:27:49,211 | 00:27:51,336 | - [TED] Mm-hmm. - Oh, you've got to try one of these. | - [TED] Mm-hmm. - Oh, you've got to try one of these. |
573 | 00:27:51,338 | 00:27:52,566 | Oh, no, he does not. | Oh, no, he does not. |
574 | 00:27:52,568 | 00:27:54,923 | Caring is sharing, but I brought Higgins his own. | Caring is sharing, but I brought Higgins his own. |
575 | 00:27:54,925 | 00:27:56,341 | - What? - [TED CHUCKLES] | - What? - [TED CHUCKLES] |
576 | 00:27:56,343 | 00:27:57,384 | How did you know? | How did you know? |
577 | 00:27:57,386 | 00:27:59,177 | Well, I had a hunch you were gonna be here. | Well, I had a hunch you were gonna be here. |
578 | 00:27:59,179 | 00:28:00,730 | - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] - Oh, wow. | - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] - Oh, wow. |
579 | 00:28:00,732 | 00:28:02,732 | Actually, those were for Trent Crimm's daughter. | Actually, those were for Trent Crimm's daughter. |
580 | 00:28:02,734 | 00:28:03,735 | She turns three today. | She turns three today. |
581 | 00:28:03,737 | 00:28:05,662 | But it means more to me if you had 'em. | But it means more to me if you had 'em. |
582 | 00:28:05,664 | 00:28:07,123 | What? No. No, no. Come on. | What? No. No, no. Come on. |
583 | 00:28:07,125 | 00:28:08,728 | No. It's okay. She won't remember. | No. It's okay. She won't remember. |
584 | 00:28:08,730 | 00:28:10,480 | Oh, Ted, you've already told her? | Oh, Ted, you've already told her? |
585 | 00:28:10,482 | 00:28:12,190 | Yeah, weeks ago. She's been looking forward to it. | Yeah, weeks ago. She's been looking forward to it. |
586 | 00:28:12,192 | 00:28:14,317 | But she's three. She'll bounce right back. It'll be fine. | But she's three. She'll bounce right back. It'll be fine. |
587 | 00:28:14,319 | 00:28:16,069 | - No way. - No, no. I insist. I insist. | - No way. - No, no. I insist. I insist. |
588 | 00:28:16,071 | 00:28:18,029 | I'm screwing with you. I'm just messing around. | I'm screwing with you. I'm just messing around. |
589 | 00:28:18,031 | 00:28:20,866 | I predicted this whole thing, and I made those myself for you. | I predicted this whole thing, and I made those myself for you. |
590 | 00:28:20,868 | 00:28:22,409 | Oh. Thank you. | Oh. Thank you. |
591 | 00:28:22,411 | 00:28:24,128 | [BOTH BABBLING] | [BOTH BABBLING] |
592 | 00:28:24,130 | 00:28:26,872 | Okay, y'all. I'll see you in a little bit, okay? Let's go, Greyhounds. | Okay, y'all. I'll see you in a little bit, okay? Let's go, Greyhounds. |
593 | 00:28:26,874 | 00:28:28,665 | - Whoo! - [REBECCA CHUCKLES] | - Whoo! - [REBECCA CHUCKLES] |
594 | 00:28:28,667 | 00:28:30,792 | Yeah, these are definitely for a little girl. | Yeah, these are definitely for a little girl. |
595 | 00:28:30,794 | 00:28:33,295 | Maybe he thinks you're silly and playful and mysterious. | Maybe he thinks you're silly and playful and mysterious. |
596 | 00:28:33,297 | 00:28:34,462 | Oh, sure. | Oh, sure. |
597 | 00:28:34,464 | 00:28:35,924 | [CHATTERING] | [CHATTERING] |
598 | 00:28:48,911 | 00:28:51,663 | Okay, fellas! Need y'all to listen up. | Okay, fellas! Need y'all to listen up. |
599 | 00:28:53,108 | 00:28:54,276 | Coach. | Coach. |
600 | 00:28:55,569 | 00:28:56,570 | Coach. | Coach. |
601 | 00:29:00,657 | 00:29:02,908 | - Now... - I know now's not the best time, Coach, | - Now... - I know now's not the best time, Coach, |
602 | 00:29:02,910 | 00:29:04,680 | but I have been feeling physically sick | but I have been feeling physically sick |
603 | 00:29:04,682 | 00:29:06,620 | since walking away from you the other day. | since walking away from you the other day. |
604 | 00:29:06,622 | 00:29:08,246 | Plus last night, I had a horrible nightmare | Plus last night, I had a horrible nightmare |
605 | 00:29:08,248 | 00:29:10,373 | that I was pecking you to death like a crow. | that I was pecking you to death like a crow. |
606 | 00:29:10,375 | 00:29:12,042 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
607 | 00:29:12,044 | 00:29:15,128 | It's okay, Nate. We're all good in the hood, all right? | It's okay, Nate. We're all good in the hood, all right? |
608 | 00:29:15,130 | 00:29:16,796 | - Oh, yeah. - But hey, but do me a favor. | - Oh, yeah. - But hey, but do me a favor. |
609 | 00:29:16,798 | 00:29:18,235 | Try to apologize to me in your dream | Try to apologize to me in your dream |
610 | 00:29:18,237 | 00:29:19,441 | so we're good on that side of things too. | so we're good on that side of things too. |
611 | 00:29:19,443 | 00:29:21,009 | - Oh, yeah. Of course. - Thank you. | - Oh, yeah. Of course. - Thank you. |
612 | 00:29:21,011 | 00:29:23,803 | Now, fellas, we got ourselves a heck of a match comin' up, yeah? | Now, fellas, we got ourselves a heck of a match comin' up, yeah? |
613 | 00:29:23,805 | 00:29:24,888 | [PLAYERS MURMUR] | [PLAYERS MURMUR] |
614 | 00:29:24,890 | 00:29:26,610 | And what I'm gonna need from all of y'all... | And what I'm gonna need from all of y'all... |
615 | 00:29:36,777 | 00:29:38,318 | Sorry, mate. | Sorry, mate. |
616 | 00:29:38,320 | 00:29:41,573 | My six-year-old niece found my girlfriend's vibrator. | My six-year-old niece found my girlfriend's vibrator. |
617 | 00:29:43,016 | 00:29:44,741 | So I had to take her to get her ears pierced | So I had to take her to get her ears pierced |
618 | 00:29:44,743 | 00:29:46,493 | in an attempt to erase the memory. | in an attempt to erase the memory. |
619 | 00:29:46,495 | 00:29:48,578 | [PLAYERS MURMURING] | [PLAYERS MURMURING] |
620 | 00:29:48,580 | 00:29:49,831 | Been there. | Been there. |
621 | 00:29:50,749 | 00:29:51,832 | Can I say something? | Can I say something? |
622 | 00:29:51,834 | 00:29:53,460 | Floor is yours, Captain. | Floor is yours, Captain. |
623 | 00:29:54,545 | 00:29:55,629 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
624 | 00:29:57,339 | 00:30:00,215 | Second team's gonna kick first team's fucking asses today. | Second team's gonna kick first team's fucking asses today. |
625 | 00:30:00,217 | 00:30:03,303 | [CHATTERING, LAUGHING] | [CHATTERING, LAUGHING] |
626 | 00:30:09,434 | 00:30:11,079 | All right, fellas! Finish getting ready, | All right, fellas! Finish getting ready, |
627 | 00:30:11,081 | 00:30:12,561 | and then we'll do what the man says. | and then we'll do what the man says. |
628 | 00:30:12,563 | 00:30:14,323 | We'll settle this out on the pitch. Let's go. | We'll settle this out on the pitch. Let's go. |
629 | 00:30:17,568 | 00:30:20,443 | [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] | [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] |
630 | 00:30:20,445 | 00:30:22,614 | [MUSIC CONTINUES] | [MUSIC CONTINUES] |
630 | 00:30:20,445 | 00:30:22,614 | [MUSIC CONTINUES] | [MUSIC CONTINUES] |