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1	00:00:02,286	00:00:07,286	Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver	Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver
2	00:00:08,517	00:00:10,620	- [PHONES RINGING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER]	- [PHONES RINGING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
3	00:00:17,594	00:00:18,795	[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
4	00:00:21,229	00:00:22,497	[PHONE RINGING]	[PHONE RINGING]
5	00:00:25,500	00:00:28,370	- Hello, Teleplex Corporate headquarters. - [SIGHS]	- Hello, Teleplex Corporate headquarters. - [SIGHS]
6	00:00:28,403	00:00:30,205	Morning, Jane.	Morning, Jane.
7	00:00:30,238	00:00:31,908	Aren't we the early bird?	Aren't we the early bird?
8	00:00:31,941	00:00:34,242	- Morning, Mr. Schmeltz. Thanks for noticing. - Oh!	- Morning, Mr. Schmeltz. Thanks for noticing. - Oh!
9	00:00:34,276	00:00:36,445	Early bird gets my worm. [CHUCKLES]	Early bird gets my worm. [CHUCKLES]
10	00:00:36,478	00:00:37,847	- Excuse me? - What?	- Excuse me? - What?
11	00:00:37,880	00:00:39,649	Hey, where's that competitive analysis	Hey, where's that competitive analysis
12	00:00:39,682	00:00:41,383	on those tampon thingies?	on those tampon thingies?
13	00:00:41,416	00:00:42,752	Huh? I mean, a man can't be doing that.	Huh? I mean, a man can't be doing that.
14	00:00:42,785	00:00:43,886	It looks a little weird.	It looks a little weird.
15	00:00:43,920	00:00:45,354	You'll have the report in the next hour.	You'll have the report in the next hour.
16	00:00:45,387	00:00:46,388	Okay, great.	Okay, great.
17	00:00:47,222	00:00:48,390	You look great.	You look great.
18	00:00:49,291	00:00:50,492	You look great.	You look great.
19	00:00:51,326	00:00:53,495	Hey, listen.	Hey, listen.
20	00:00:53,528	00:00:56,365	My office door is always open for you, okay?	My office door is always open for you, okay?
21	00:00:57,499	00:00:58,868	Work hard, everybody!	Work hard, everybody!
22	00:01:00,670	00:01:01,704	Pig.	Pig.
23	00:01:02,038	00:01:04,874	Oh, shit!	Oh, shit!
24	00:01:04,907	00:01:08,510	Oh, shit. Miles, do you have any napkins?	Oh, shit. Miles, do you have any napkins?
25	00:01:08,543	00:01:10,512	Miles, do you have any napkins?	Miles, do you have any napkins?
26	00:01:10,545	00:01:12,214	Yeah. Yeah, um...	Yeah. Yeah, um...
27	00:01:13,448	00:01:14,717	Here. [SNIFFS]	Here. [SNIFFS]
28	00:01:16,819	00:01:18,588	It's just coffee. It'll come out.	It's just coffee. It'll come out.
29	00:01:18,621	00:01:20,422	It's not just coffee, it's...	It's not just coffee, it's...
30	00:01:23,358	00:01:24,661	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
31	00:01:24,694	00:01:26,361	You know, you don't have to take that from him.	You know, you don't have to take that from him.
32	00:01:26,395	00:01:29,431	Right. And what will happen if I plant to heel in his groin?	Right. And what will happen if I plant to heel in his groin?
33	00:01:29,464	00:01:31,634	Any ideas on how to get my monthly student loans paid?	Any ideas on how to get my monthly student loans paid?
34	00:01:31,668	00:01:33,703	- You can't even see the stain. - It's okay.	- You can't even see the stain. - It's okay.
35	00:01:35,237	00:01:36,806	Thanks for trying.	Thanks for trying.
36	00:01:36,839	00:01:38,373	Gonna get back to work now.	Gonna get back to work now.
37	00:01:41,944	00:01:43,913	[EXHALES SHARPLY]	[EXHALES SHARPLY]
38	00:01:43,946	00:01:45,948	[MUSIC PLAYING]	[MUSIC PLAYING]
39	00:01:50,720	00:01:51,954	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
40	00:01:56,558	00:01:58,728	Right, I'm swimming!	Right, I'm swimming!
41	00:01:58,761	00:02:02,230	Oh, shit. What the fuck is that? [LAUGHING]	Oh, shit. What the fuck is that? [LAUGHING]
42	00:02:03,265	00:02:04,366	Enter!	Enter!
43	00:02:05,400	00:02:07,469	She's got a nice ass.	She's got a nice ass.
44	00:02:08,437	00:02:10,673	- Morgan. - Whoa!	- Morgan. - Whoa!
45	00:02:10,707	00:02:13,810	Mr. Schmeltz. Remember, there's an order around here.	Mr. Schmeltz. Remember, there's an order around here.
46	00:02:13,843	00:02:16,612	- We can't all be minions. - Uh...	- We can't all be minions. - Uh...
47	00:02:16,646	00:02:18,280	This company doesn't make two billion a year	This company doesn't make two billion a year
48	00:02:18,313	00:02:19,849	without a hierarchy to be maintained, right?	without a hierarchy to be maintained, right?
49	00:02:19,882	00:02:23,385	Mr. Schmeltz, here's the market share report you requested.	Mr. Schmeltz, here's the market share report you requested.
50	00:02:23,418	00:02:26,022	All right, let's see what we got.	All right, let's see what we got.
51	00:02:26,055	00:02:28,891	This is the one about the penis, hmm?	This is the one about the penis, hmm?
52	00:02:33,328	00:02:34,997	What are you doing? You're being passive aggressive.	What are you doing? You're being passive aggressive.
53	00:02:35,031	00:02:36,866	Sit down. Weirdo.	Sit down. Weirdo.
54	00:02:39,702	00:02:40,837	MORGAN: [SOFTLY] Okay.	MORGAN: [SOFTLY] Okay.
55	00:02:43,673	00:02:45,240	This is...	This is...
56	00:02:46,042	00:02:48,510	This is embarrassing.	This is embarrassing.
57	00:02:48,543	00:02:50,780	What the hell is this?	What the hell is this?
58	00:02:50,813	00:02:53,281	What did you do? I mean...	What did you do? I mean...
59	00:02:54,050	00:02:56,853	Did I ask for toilet paper?	Did I ask for toilet paper?
60	00:02:56,886	00:02:59,622	- Sir? - No, I asked for a data model	- Sir? - No, I asked for a data model
61	00:02:59,655	00:03:02,290	on our pharma client, Pharex.	on our pharma client, Pharex.
62	00:03:02,324	00:03:06,662	So why did you give me something for wiping my ass? Huh?	So why did you give me something for wiping my ass? Huh?
63	00:03:06,696	00:03:09,732	This shit isn't even formatted properly.	This shit isn't even formatted properly.
64	00:03:09,766	00:03:13,535	I mean, can you comply with company protocol, huh?	I mean, can you comply with company protocol, huh?
65	00:03:13,568	00:03:15,537	- It's trash. - I, uh...	- It's trash. - I, uh...
66	00:03:15,570	00:03:17,774	I mean, you might very well be the worst data analyst	I mean, you might very well be the worst data analyst
67	00:03:17,807	00:03:19,742	we've ever had at this company.	we've ever had at this company.
68	00:03:19,776	00:03:21,343	You're killing me, man.	You're killing me, man.
69	00:03:21,376	00:03:24,513	What's wrong with your brain? Are you a dickwad, Miles?	What's wrong with your brain? Are you a dickwad, Miles?
70	00:03:24,546	00:03:27,516	- It's just a rough draft. - Buddy!	- It's just a rough draft. - Buddy!
71	00:03:27,549	00:03:30,720	You give me final drafts. Rough drafts?	You give me final drafts. Rough drafts?
72	00:03:30,753	00:03:35,357	I want smooth drafts, like... Like a baby's ass drafts.	I want smooth drafts, like... Like a baby's ass drafts.
73	00:03:35,390	00:03:36,993	Now, let me be candid.	Now, let me be candid.
74	00:03:37,026	00:03:39,662	I wanna know who's popping what pills and where.	I wanna know who's popping what pills and where.
75	00:03:39,695	00:03:42,031	Which antidepressants is Ann Gertrude on,	Which antidepressants is Ann Gertrude on,
76	00:03:42,064	00:03:44,566	and what can we get her hooked on next?	and what can we get her hooked on next?
77	00:03:44,600	00:03:47,469	Which boomer pills are selling like M&M's?	Which boomer pills are selling like M&M's?
78	00:03:47,502	00:03:50,572	Which cheer captain is about to go off the pill	Which cheer captain is about to go off the pill
79	00:03:50,606	00:03:52,440	and get preggers, right?	and get preggers, right?
80	00:03:52,474	00:03:54,811	I mean, you take this pile of shit	I mean, you take this pile of shit
81	00:03:54,844	00:03:56,646	and you flush it down the toilet	and you flush it down the toilet
82	00:03:56,679	00:03:58,547	with the rest of the shit in the world.	with the rest of the shit in the world.
83	00:03:58,581	00:04:01,050	I want a new pile of shit on my desk in the morning.	I want a new pile of shit on my desk in the morning.
84	00:04:01,083	00:04:03,619	Do you got that? And what do I want it to be?	Do you got that? And what do I want it to be?
85	00:04:04,787	00:04:07,990	[SOFTLY] A final draft. Okay?	[SOFTLY] A final draft. Okay?
86	00:04:09,725	00:04:12,061	Thanks for the constructive criticism.	Thanks for the constructive criticism.
87	00:04:12,094	00:04:14,997	Man, I didn't become boss by jerking people off, right?	Man, I didn't become boss by jerking people off, right?
88	00:04:15,031	00:04:17,432	I leave th... Sit down!	I leave th... Sit down!
89	00:04:18,067	00:04:19,635	[MORGAN EXHALES]	[MORGAN EXHALES]
90	00:04:19,669	00:04:22,104	I leave that shit to the interns.	I leave that shit to the interns.
91	00:04:24,539	00:04:27,509	I jerked myself off. You got me?	I jerked myself off. You got me?
92	00:04:29,444	00:04:31,781	Get out of here.	Get out of here.
93	00:04:31,814	00:04:36,351	Man, you got the personality of a stale cracker.	Man, you got the personality of a stale cracker.
94	00:04:37,186	00:04:38,621	Miles!	Miles!
95	00:04:40,422	00:04:42,892	You grew up in a barn, son, huh?	You grew up in a barn, son, huh?
96	00:04:43,860	00:04:47,129	- Shut the effing door, now. - [GAME SOUNDS]	- Shut the effing door, now. - [GAME SOUNDS]
97	00:04:48,197	00:04:50,398	[MORGAN LAUGHS MANIACALLY]	[MORGAN LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
98	00:04:51,634	00:04:52,768	I'm the guy in the room!	I'm the guy in the room!
99	00:04:52,802	00:04:55,771	MAN: Okay, all, today's scrum is now in session.	MAN: Okay, all, today's scrum is now in session.
100	00:04:55,805	00:04:58,140	Let's talk risks, roadblocks and deadlines.	Let's talk risks, roadblocks and deadlines.
101	00:04:58,174	00:05:00,408	Jane, what were you working on yesterday?	Jane, what were you working on yesterday?
102	00:05:00,442	00:05:01,611	What are you doing today?	What are you doing today?
103	00:05:01,644	00:05:05,581	Well, I'm still working on that data analysis for Pharex.	Well, I'm still working on that data analysis for Pharex.
104	00:05:05,615	00:05:07,817	Liners versus tampons, average length of use,	Liners versus tampons, average length of use,
105	00:05:07,850	00:05:12,822	scented versus unscented. Same blood, different day.	scented versus unscented. Same blood, different day.
106	00:05:12,855	00:05:15,490	Thank you, Jane. Any risk or roadblocks?	Thank you, Jane. Any risk or roadblocks?
107	00:05:15,523	00:05:16,993	The time wasted here at the daily scrum	The time wasted here at the daily scrum
108	00:05:17,026	00:05:18,628	is my only roadblock.	is my only roadblock.
109	00:05:18,661	00:05:19,862	All right, then.	All right, then.
110	00:05:19,896	00:05:21,496	Miles. How about you?	Miles. How about you?
111	00:05:21,529	00:05:22,732	What were you working on yesterday?	What were you working on yesterday?
112	00:05:22,765	00:05:24,532	- What are you working on today? - [EXHALES]	- What are you working on today? - [EXHALES]
113	00:05:24,566	00:05:27,003	I have got that predictive modeling report	I have got that predictive modeling report
114	00:05:27,036	00:05:28,938	on Pharex for Schmeltz,	on Pharex for Schmeltz,
115	00:05:28,971	00:05:31,641	but he just called me a dickwad and threw it in the trash.	but he just called me a dickwad and threw it in the trash.
116	00:05:31,674	00:05:33,508	It sounds like a parking lot conversation.	It sounds like a parking lot conversation.
117	00:05:33,541	00:05:35,543	Do not need that liability here.	Do not need that liability here.
118	00:05:35,578	00:05:37,179	Any other risks or roadblocks?	Any other risks or roadblocks?
119	00:05:39,715	00:05:42,151	- [SIGHS] - Okay, then.	- [SIGHS] - Okay, then.
120	00:05:42,184	00:05:44,220	Mordecai, what were you working on yesterday?	Mordecai, what were you working on yesterday?
121	00:05:44,253	00:05:47,023	- What are you working on today? - I'm running a full CBA	- What are you working on today? - I'm running a full CBA
122	00:05:47,056	00:05:50,826	on the market viability of our Robot Space Army.	on the market viability of our Robot Space Army.
123	00:05:51,160	00:05:53,195	[SNICKERS]	[SNICKERS]
124	00:05:53,229	00:05:55,965	What? What's so funny? This is serious stuff.	What? What's so funny? This is serious stuff.
125	00:05:55,998	00:05:58,935	It is serious. They're not human, and they could turn on us.	It is serious. They're not human, and they could turn on us.
126	00:05:58,968	00:06:00,970	What do you think NASA stands for?	What do you think NASA stands for?
127	00:06:01,003	00:06:02,872	Not A Space Army.	Not A Space Army.
128	00:06:02,905	00:06:04,539	- Thank you, Mordecai. - [SNICKERS]	- Thank you, Mordecai. - [SNICKERS]
129	00:06:04,572	00:06:07,910	He said the death star wasn't possible. It happened.	He said the death star wasn't possible. It happened.
130	00:06:10,613	00:06:13,849	Out of the way, loser! Fuck you!	Out of the way, loser! Fuck you!
131	00:06:13,883	00:06:15,584	[BICYCLE BELL DINGING]	[BICYCLE BELL DINGING]
132	00:06:17,987	00:06:19,088	[SOFTLY] Fuck!	[SOFTLY] Fuck!
133	00:06:20,256	00:06:23,192	At least it will cool you off.	At least it will cool you off.
134	00:06:23,225	00:06:25,094	- Come on, Summer. - [MEOWS]	- Come on, Summer. - [MEOWS]
135	00:06:28,130	00:06:29,999	[MUSIC PLAYING]	[MUSIC PLAYING]
136	00:06:53,789	00:06:57,960	Can you stop, please? God!	Can you stop, please? God!
137	00:07:07,036	00:07:08,904	[BRAKES SQUEAL]	[BRAKES SQUEAL]
138	00:08:23,412	00:08:24,680	[BEEPS]	[BEEPS]
139	00:08:31,120	00:08:32,988	[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]	[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
140	00:08:37,726	00:08:40,296	- Miles, my man! - Hey, Javi.	- Miles, my man! - Hey, Javi.
141	00:08:40,329	00:08:41,964	How's your day going so far, man?	How's your day going so far, man?
142	00:08:41,997	00:08:43,833	Uh, could have been better.	Uh, could have been better.
143	00:08:43,866	00:08:45,835	Yeah, man, I hear you on that front.	Yeah, man, I hear you on that front.
144	00:08:46,802	00:08:48,237	Dude, you know, [CHUCKLES]	Dude, you know, [CHUCKLES]
145	00:08:48,270	00:08:50,139	you really shouldn't be buying this stuff.	you really shouldn't be buying this stuff.
146	00:08:50,172	00:08:53,709	I mean, legally, they can't even label this crap cheese.	I mean, legally, they can't even label this crap cheese.
147	00:08:53,742	00:08:54,677	Price is right.	Price is right.
148	00:08:54,710	00:08:58,114	Well, the price is always right here, huh?	Well, the price is always right here, huh?
149	00:08:58,147	00:09:00,015	Hey, so you getting any pussy?	Hey, so you getting any pussy?
150	00:09:00,049	00:09:02,885	Uh, no. Not... Not really, man.	Uh, no. Not... Not really, man.
151	00:09:02,918	00:09:05,187	Really, dude, 'cause you know I am, man.	Really, dude, 'cause you know I am, man.
152	00:09:05,221	00:09:07,990	'Cause I keep it hot. [MIMICS SIZZLING]	'Cause I keep it hot. [MIMICS SIZZLING]
153	00:09:08,023	00:09:09,658	Ow! [CHUCKLES]	Ow! [CHUCKLES]
154	00:09:09,692	00:09:11,193	Sounds dehydrating.	Sounds dehydrating.
155	00:09:11,227	00:09:13,729	Nah, dude, I drink lots of water.	Nah, dude, I drink lots of water.
156	00:09:13,762	00:09:15,131	You know what I mean, huh?	You know what I mean, huh?
157	00:09:15,164	00:09:17,233	- [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Hello, Miles.	- [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Hello, Miles.
158	00:09:17,266	00:09:18,300	Hey, Juanita.	Hey, Juanita.
159	00:09:18,334	00:09:19,603	What are you talking about, Javier?	What are you talking about, Javier?
160	00:09:19,635	00:09:22,438	Nothing, Mama, we're just having some friendly guy conversation.	Nothing, Mama, we're just having some friendly guy conversation.
161	00:09:22,471	00:09:24,340	- Oh, really? Friendly guy, huh? - Yeah.	- Oh, really? Friendly guy, huh? - Yeah.
162	00:09:24,373	00:09:26,842	It sounds like a loser conversation to me.	It sounds like a loser conversation to me.
163	00:09:26,876	00:09:28,878	- Oh, here we go. - Por favor, Miles,	- Oh, here we go. - Por favor, Miles,
164	00:09:28,911	00:09:30,846	don't act like him	don't act like him
165	00:09:30,880	00:09:34,150	because you're gonna end up like my...	because you're gonna end up like my...
166	00:09:34,183	00:09:36,252	My God. I mean, you wouldn't want that, would you?	My God. I mean, you wouldn't want that, would you?
167	00:09:36,285	00:09:39,121	I mean, would you like to have your mama as your boss?	I mean, would you like to have your mama as your boss?
168	00:09:39,155	00:09:40,456	Forever and ever?	Forever and ever?
169	00:09:40,489	00:09:43,859	I'd really just like to get these things and get out of here.	I'd really just like to get these things and get out of here.
170	00:09:43,893	00:09:46,328	Mama, go away. Miles doesn't wanna hear this.	Mama, go away. Miles doesn't wanna hear this.
171	00:09:46,362	00:09:47,631	Yes, he would like to hear this.	Yes, he would like to hear this.
172	00:09:47,663	00:09:51,066	You know, you haven't been on a date for, like, over a year.	You know, you haven't been on a date for, like, over a year.
173	00:09:51,100	00:09:53,302	[BOTH ARGUING IN SPANISH]	[BOTH ARGUING IN SPANISH]
174	00:09:56,338	00:09:58,040	- Please go. - Oh, fuck. Shut up.	- Please go. - Oh, fuck. Shut up.
175	00:09:58,073	00:10:00,776	Yeah. Hey, what do you say we go out tonight, Miles?	Yeah. Hey, what do you say we go out tonight, Miles?
176	00:10:00,809	00:10:02,011	Grab a drink.	Grab a drink.
177	00:10:02,044	00:10:03,879	Mack on the ladies. What do you say?	Mack on the ladies. What do you say?
178	00:10:03,913	00:10:05,281	Uh, look, man, I wish I could,	Uh, look, man, I wish I could,
179	00:10:05,314	00:10:08,184	but I just got... I got a lot of work to do, so I will finish off.	but I just got... I got a lot of work to do, so I will finish off.
180	00:10:08,217	00:10:09,218	Okay. Okay. Hey, hey,	Okay. Okay. Hey, hey,
181	00:10:09,251	00:10:10,819	let me know if you change your mind though, huh?	let me know if you change your mind though, huh?
182	00:10:10,853	00:10:12,054	I'll be your wingman.	I'll be your wingman.
183	00:10:12,087	00:10:13,889	- [LAUGHS] - Thank you, man.	- [LAUGHS] - Thank you, man.
184	00:10:13,923	00:10:15,724	Mama, why do you got to embarrass me like that	Mama, why do you got to embarrass me like that
185	00:10:15,758	00:10:16,759	- in front of Miles? - [BEEPING]	- in front of Miles? - [BEEPING]
186	00:10:19,161	00:10:20,396	[SIGHS HEAVILY]	[SIGHS HEAVILY]
187	00:10:27,002	00:10:28,137	Hey, Dizzy.	Hey, Dizzy.
188	00:10:29,405	00:10:31,073	You have a good day?	You have a good day?
189	00:10:31,106	00:10:32,741	Anything good happened while I was gone?	Anything good happened while I was gone?
190	00:10:32,775	00:10:34,743	- [GROWLS] - [MIMICS GROWLING]	- [GROWLS] - [MIMICS GROWLING]
191	00:10:51,327	00:10:53,062	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
192	00:10:58,467	00:11:00,102	[EXHALES]	[EXHALES]
193	00:11:00,936	00:11:01,937	JAMESON: Knock, knock.	JAMESON: Knock, knock.
194	00:11:02,838	00:11:04,106	What's up, bro?	What's up, bro?
195	00:11:04,139	00:11:05,307	- Catch. - [SIGHS]	- Catch. - [SIGHS]
196	00:11:06,075	00:11:07,176	Great catch.	Great catch.
197	00:11:07,209	00:11:09,078	Do you ever think about how fucked up the world is?	Do you ever think about how fucked up the world is?
198	00:11:09,111	00:11:10,946	Like, actually how fucked up it is?	Like, actually how fucked up it is?
199	00:11:10,980	00:11:13,449	Yeah, look, Jameson, this isn't a good time. I gotta do work.	Yeah, look, Jameson, this isn't a good time. I gotta do work.
200	00:11:13,482	00:11:16,919	Do you know that people get Ebola from eating bats?	Do you know that people get Ebola from eating bats?
201	00:11:16,952	00:11:19,421	Like, they eat bats and they get Ebola.	Like, they eat bats and they get Ebola.
202	00:11:19,455	00:11:20,422	Like, how fucked up is that?	Like, how fucked up is that?
203	00:11:20,456	00:11:22,157	Well, I don't know what news you're reading,	Well, I don't know what news you're reading,
204	00:11:22,191	00:11:23,459	but this really is not a good time.	but this really is not a good time.
205	00:11:23,492	00:11:26,262	I gotta get a lot of work done, otherwise I'm gonna lose my job.	I gotta get a lot of work done, otherwise I'm gonna lose my job.
206	00:11:26,295	00:11:29,031	Job? How can you think about a job at a time like this	Job? How can you think about a job at a time like this
207	00:11:29,064	00:11:31,834	when there is so much fucked up shit going on in the world?	when there is so much fucked up shit going on in the world?
208	00:11:31,867	00:11:33,068	I can think about jobs right now	I can think about jobs right now
209	00:11:33,102	00:11:34,903	- because I actually need one to survive. - [PLAYING MUSIC]	- because I actually need one to survive. - [PLAYING MUSIC]
210	00:11:34,937	00:11:38,073	I don't have a trust fund to fall back on, unlike you.	I don't have a trust fund to fall back on, unlike you.
211	00:11:40,943	00:11:43,345	You mean my artistic stipend for the novel I'm writing	You mean my artistic stipend for the novel I'm writing
212	00:11:43,379	00:11:44,780	about the golden age of break dancing?	about the golden age of break dancing?
213	00:11:44,813	00:11:47,416	It's not a stipend if your parents give you money for doing nothing.	It's not a stipend if your parents give you money for doing nothing.
214	00:11:47,449	00:11:49,218	I'm not doing nothing.	I'm not doing nothing.
215	00:11:49,251	00:11:51,086	I'm working out the novel in my head.	I'm working out the novel in my head.
216	00:11:51,120	00:11:53,122	I... I'm finding the scene.	I... I'm finding the scene.
217	00:11:53,155	00:11:56,258	I'm exploring the original b-boys, you know.	I'm exploring the original b-boys, you know.
218	00:11:56,292	00:11:59,862	It's 1972, and I'm living in the Bronx.	It's 1972, and I'm living in the Bronx.
219	00:11:59,895	00:12:01,897	You know, I gotta have my schedule free,	You know, I gotta have my schedule free,
220	00:12:01,930	00:12:03,966	so that way I can get in the right headspace.	so that way I can get in the right headspace.
221	00:12:03,999	00:12:05,602	You always gotta be in the right headspace, you know.	You always gotta be in the right headspace, you know.
222	00:12:05,635	00:12:08,537	The novel actually writes itself through you.	The novel actually writes itself through you.
223	00:12:08,570	00:12:10,939	Like, it actually comes up through you.	Like, it actually comes up through you.
224	00:12:10,973	00:12:12,241	It is out the fingers.	It is out the fingers.
225	00:12:12,274	00:12:15,277	That is, quite literally the most absurd thing I've ever heard.	That is, quite literally the most absurd thing I've ever heard.
226	00:12:15,311	00:12:17,146	It's 2019. You're not from New York.	It's 2019. You're not from New York.
227	00:12:17,179	00:12:19,415	And what do you know about break dancing?	And what do you know about break dancing?
228	00:12:19,448	00:12:21,016	What do you know about break dancing?	What do you know about break dancing?
229	00:12:21,050	00:12:22,518	[MUSIC PLAYING]	[MUSIC PLAYING]
230	00:12:23,419	00:12:25,054	- Wow! - Exactly. See?	- Wow! - Exactly. See?
231	00:12:25,087	00:12:26,955	The point is, I'm actually doing something in my life.	The point is, I'm actually doing something in my life.
232	00:12:26,989	00:12:28,357	What are you doing? What are you working on	What are you doing? What are you working on
233	00:12:28,390	00:12:30,292	that's so important, huh?	that's so important, huh?
234	00:12:30,326	00:12:33,362	It's a... It's a data market thing for a drug company.	It's a... It's a data market thing for a drug company.
235	00:12:33,395	00:12:35,297	Oh, a drug company.	Oh, a drug company.
236	00:12:35,331	00:12:36,432	Nice, man.	Nice, man.
237	00:12:36,465	00:12:39,134	Mr. High and Mighty [CHUCKLES] is over there working on	Mr. High and Mighty [CHUCKLES] is over there working on
238	00:12:39,168	00:12:42,605	slicing the data for the evil drug corporation.	slicing the data for the evil drug corporation.
239	00:12:42,639	00:12:45,174	Fan... Fantastic, man!	Fan... Fantastic, man!
240	00:12:45,207	00:12:46,175	Bravo.	Bravo.
241	00:12:46,208	00:12:48,377	I'm not happy to be doing it. It's just a job.	I'm not happy to be doing it. It's just a job.
242	00:12:48,410	00:12:50,079	You gotta get out of your funk, bro.	You gotta get out of your funk, bro.
243	00:12:50,112	00:12:52,114	You used to be so much fun.	You used to be so much fun.
244	00:12:52,147	00:12:53,382	Now look at you. You're...	Now look at you. You're...
245	00:12:53,415	00:12:55,317	You're eating fucking bologna sandwiches,	You're eating fucking bologna sandwiches,
246	00:12:55,351	00:12:57,620	working on data analysis for drug companies.	working on data analysis for drug companies.
247	00:12:59,254	00:13:01,390	Bologna sandwiches, man.	Bologna sandwiches, man.
248	00:13:01,423	00:13:03,258	Do you know what these are made of? Do you?	Do you know what these are made of? Do you?
249	00:13:03,292	00:13:04,393	They're made of lips and assholes.	They're made of lips and assholes.
250	00:13:04,426	00:13:08,297	This is the lip in the asshole of the animal that...	This is the lip in the asshole of the animal that...
251	00:13:08,330	00:13:10,032	Lips and assholes. That's what they are.	Lips and assholes. That's what they are.
252	00:13:10,065	00:13:12,301	[SIGHS] Yeah, well, I need to keep my shitty job	[SIGHS] Yeah, well, I need to keep my shitty job
253	00:13:12,334	00:13:14,671	so I can continue eating these shitty bologna sandwiches.	so I can continue eating these shitty bologna sandwiches.
254	00:13:14,704	00:13:16,572	And if I play my cards right, maybe I'll even be able	And if I play my cards right, maybe I'll even be able
255	00:13:16,606	00:13:18,374	to afford a shitty car payment.	to afford a shitty car payment.
256	00:13:18,407	00:13:21,110	I mean, how do you not have a car in LA, bro?	I mean, how do you not have a car in LA, bro?
257	00:13:21,143	00:13:23,946	It's like... Fuck.	It's like... Fuck.
258	00:13:23,979	00:13:26,415	[SIGHS] Man, no offense...	[SIGHS] Man, no offense...
259	00:13:29,985	00:13:31,920	But you're like one step above homeless.	But you're like one step above homeless.
260	00:13:31,954	00:13:32,822	- Mmm. - [DIZZY WHINES]	- Mmm. - [DIZZY WHINES]
261	00:13:32,856	00:13:36,258	[LAUGHS] You have a fucking awful life.	[LAUGHS] You have a fucking awful life.
262	00:13:36,291	00:13:39,294	It is shitty. And it is my life. Thank you for reminding me.	It is shitty. And it is my life. Thank you for reminding me.
263	00:13:39,328	00:13:42,398	Now, please leave and leave me to my own private misery.	Now, please leave and leave me to my own private misery.
264	00:13:42,431	00:13:44,166	Okay.	Okay.
265	00:13:44,199	00:13:45,668	I'm sorry, man. I... I'll go.	I'm sorry, man. I... I'll go.
266	00:13:45,702	00:13:47,569	I was just, uh... I was just trying to help.	I was just, uh... I was just trying to help.
267	00:13:47,604	00:13:49,138	Thank you.	Thank you.
268	00:13:49,171	00:13:50,339	Good luck with the drug company.	Good luck with the drug company.
269	00:13:50,372	00:13:51,440	Thank you.	Thank you.
270	00:13:51,473	00:13:53,976	[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]	[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
271	00:13:57,146	00:13:58,981	- No, Jamie. - No? Okay. All right, buddy.	- No, Jamie. - No? Okay. All right, buddy.
272	00:13:59,014	00:14:00,617	Sometimes you will. All right.	Sometimes you will. All right.
273	00:14:00,650	00:14:02,551	Take the beer.	Take the beer.
274	00:14:02,585	00:14:05,421	Oh, I will take that beer...	Oh, I will take that beer...
275	00:14:05,454	00:14:07,089	[CAN HISSES]	[CAN HISSES]
276	00:14:07,122	00:14:08,524	And I will see you later.	And I will see you later.
277	00:14:09,425	00:14:11,493	- Buenas nachos. - Yeah.	- Buenas nachos. - Yeah.
278	00:14:11,527	00:14:13,228	[OPENING AND CLOSING DOOR]	[OPENING AND CLOSING DOOR]
279	00:14:13,262	00:14:15,030	MILES: Immediate termination?	MILES: Immediate termination?
280	00:14:15,063	00:14:16,666	Yes, fucking please.	Yes, fucking please.
281	00:14:18,434	00:14:20,135	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
282	00:14:29,378	00:14:31,547	[DIZZY PANTING]	[DIZZY PANTING]
283	00:14:39,054	00:14:41,423	[HONKING, CAR ALARM BLARING IN DISTANCE]	[HONKING, CAR ALARM BLARING IN DISTANCE]
284	00:14:44,761	00:14:47,095	Dizzy, Dizzy. [SHUSHES]	Dizzy, Dizzy. [SHUSHES]
285	00:14:50,399	00:14:52,167	Oh, shit!	Oh, shit!
286	00:14:53,101	00:14:54,403	Oh, shit!	Oh, shit!
287	00:14:55,370	00:14:56,639	Fuck, shit!	Fuck, shit!
288	00:14:59,742	00:15:00,777	You're late.	You're late.
289	00:15:00,810	00:15:02,612	I was up all night working.	I was up all night working.
290	00:15:02,645	00:15:05,180	Schmeltz is looking for you. He looks pissed.	Schmeltz is looking for you. He looks pissed.
291	00:15:05,214	00:15:06,415	More than usual.	More than usual.
292	00:15:06,716	00:15:07,717	Perfect.	Perfect.
293	00:15:09,151	00:15:10,185	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
294	00:15:10,219	00:15:11,621	- [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Then...	- [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Then...
295	00:15:11,654	00:15:13,790	- What? - I am so sorry I'm late.	- What? - I am so sorry I'm late.
296	00:15:13,823	00:15:16,124	- Enter. What? What? - So sorry I'm late.	- Enter. What? What? - So sorry I'm late.
297	00:15:16,158	00:15:18,560	Dude, close the door. What are you doing?	Dude, close the door. What are you doing?
298	00:15:18,595	00:15:21,029	Just sit down and shut the fuck up.	Just sit down and shut the fuck up.
299	00:15:22,632	00:15:26,368	God damn it! Pick that shit up.	God damn it! Pick that shit up.
300	00:15:26,401	00:15:28,705	Ears open. Mouth shut. This is a fox.	Ears open. Mouth shut. This is a fox.
301	00:15:30,405	00:15:31,774	Time's my watch say?	Time's my watch say?
302	00:15:32,642	00:15:33,810	9:19, sir.	9:19, sir.
303	00:15:33,843	00:15:35,645	Time we start work here at Teleplex?	Time we start work here at Teleplex?
304	00:15:35,678	00:15:36,713	9:00, sir.	9:00, sir.
305	00:15:36,746	00:15:38,514	That's unacceptable, man.	That's unacceptable, man.
306	00:15:38,547	00:15:39,548	Morgan, we need to talk.	Morgan, we need to talk.
307	00:15:39,582	00:15:41,383	What, Eileen, I'm in the middle of the fuck...	What, Eileen, I'm in the middle of the fuck...
308	00:15:41,416	00:15:43,519	- We need to talk right now. - What? Uh...	- We need to talk right now. - What? Uh...
309	00:15:43,552	00:15:44,553	Okay.	Okay.
310	00:15:45,554	00:15:46,689	What is it, Eileen?	What is it, Eileen?
311	00:15:46,723	00:15:50,125	No, not in here. Not in front of, whatever his face is.	No, not in here. Not in front of, whatever his face is.
312	00:15:50,158	00:15:51,828	- Miles. - [BOTH] Shut up!	- Miles. - [BOTH] Shut up!
313	00:15:51,861	00:15:54,162	- Morgan, [CLAPPING] chop chop. - Okay. Okay.	- Morgan, [CLAPPING] chop chop. - Okay. Okay.
314	00:15:54,196	00:15:56,164	Stay here, right?	Stay here, right?
315	00:15:56,198	00:15:57,266	With him.	With him.
316	00:15:57,299	00:15:58,267	Yeah, sit tight.	Yeah, sit tight.
317	00:15:58,300	00:16:00,569	You can't keep doing that to me. I'm the boss.	You can't keep doing that to me. I'm the boss.
318	00:16:00,603	00:16:02,772	- EILEEN: It's important. - I'm in charge of shit.	- EILEEN: It's important. - I'm in charge of shit.
319	00:16:02,805	00:16:04,473	EILEEN: [FADING] In charge of what?	EILEEN: [FADING] In charge of what?
320	00:16:07,509	00:16:08,678	[BEEPING]	[BEEPING]
321	00:16:12,281	00:16:13,282	Fuck!	Fuck!
322	00:16:15,785	00:16:17,185	Jane?	Jane?
323	00:16:20,489	00:16:21,658	[BEEPING]	[BEEPING]
324	00:16:21,691	00:16:23,793	Holy shit!	Holy shit!
325	00:16:23,826	00:16:25,628	You sick bastard.	You sick bastard.
326	00:16:25,662	00:16:28,163	EILEEN: Pull up your big-boy pants and make a choice.	EILEEN: Pull up your big-boy pants and make a choice.
327	00:16:28,196	00:16:29,464	- What do you want? - MORGAN: I don't know.	- What do you want? - MORGAN: I don't know.
328	00:16:29,498	00:16:32,568	Just fucking pick it. I don't care.	Just fucking pick it. I don't care.
329	00:16:32,602	00:16:34,469	- Pick what? - Just... [SIGHS]	- Pick what? - Just... [SIGHS]
330	00:16:34,503	00:16:37,339	[EILEEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]	[EILEEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
331	00:16:37,372	00:16:38,641	What are you doing here?	What are you doing here?
332	00:16:39,207	00:16:40,275	Sir?	Sir?
333	00:16:40,309	00:16:41,376	Get out of here, now.	Get out of here, now.
334	00:16:41,410	00:16:43,813	- What about the pharma report? - Well, I don't know.	- What about the pharma report? - Well, I don't know.
335	00:16:43,846	00:16:46,816	What do I look like, your fucking brain?	What do I look like, your fucking brain?
336	00:16:48,183	00:16:51,486	Close the door, barn boy.	Close the door, barn boy.
337	00:16:53,823	00:16:55,324	[KEYBOARD CLACKING]	[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
338	00:17:00,763	00:17:03,198	- [QUIETLY] Come with me. - I'm working.	- [QUIETLY] Come with me. - I'm working.
339	00:17:03,231	00:17:05,567	- Take a break. - I'm busy.	- Take a break. - I'm busy.
340	00:17:07,269	00:17:08,370	[SOFTLY] You're wearing pink underwear	[SOFTLY] You're wearing pink underwear
341	00:17:08,403	00:17:09,872	with little white polka dots.	with little white polka dots.
342	00:17:12,307	00:17:13,610	The fuck did you just say to me?	The fuck did you just say to me?
343	00:17:13,643	00:17:15,510	Come talk to me outside.	Come talk to me outside.
344	00:17:15,544	00:17:17,479	No way, you creep.	No way, you creep.
345	00:17:17,512	00:17:20,315	Schmeltz has a hidden camera under your desk.	Schmeltz has a hidden camera under your desk.
346	00:17:22,551	00:17:24,587	Meet me in the parking lot in five.	Meet me in the parking lot in five.
347	00:17:25,888	00:17:26,889	Okay.	Okay.
348	00:17:35,497	00:17:36,899	- Hi. - Follow me.	- Hi. - Follow me.
349	00:17:37,700	00:17:39,267	Okay.	Okay.
350	00:17:39,301	00:17:40,569	JANE: What the fuck!	JANE: What the fuck!
351	00:17:40,603	00:17:42,705	So that asshole has a hidden camera of me?	So that asshole has a hidden camera of me?
352	00:17:43,640	00:17:45,775	They're all around the office.	They're all around the office.
353	00:17:45,808	00:17:49,277	He has spy cams of you, Eileen and Sarah on his computer.	He has spy cams of you, Eileen and Sarah on his computer.
354	00:17:49,311	00:17:50,947	Unbelievable!	Unbelievable!
355	00:17:50,980	00:17:53,783	He even has a camera in the bathroom.	He even has a camera in the bathroom.
356	00:17:53,816	00:17:55,918	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
357	00:17:57,954	00:17:59,521	I'm gonna throw up.	I'm gonna throw up.
358	00:17:59,554	00:18:00,657	We should call the police.	We should call the police.
359	00:18:00,690	00:18:03,558	So those videos can end up on YouTube for all to see,	So those videos can end up on YouTube for all to see,
360	00:18:03,593	00:18:05,227	and I get to be some sad news story	and I get to be some sad news story
361	00:18:05,260	00:18:06,461	that everyone laughs about?	that everyone laughs about?
362	00:18:06,495	00:18:08,898	[STUTTERING] I'm sure the police would be discreet about...	[STUTTERING] I'm sure the police would be discreet about...
363	00:18:08,931	00:18:10,867	There's no way.	There's no way.
364	00:18:10,900	00:18:13,703	We get raked through the coals as the Teleplex office whores	We get raked through the coals as the Teleplex office whores
365	00:18:13,736	00:18:15,203	and then Schmeltz will get off	and then Schmeltz will get off
366	00:18:15,237	00:18:16,906	with a slap on the wrist and some probation.	with a slap on the wrist and some probation.
367	00:18:16,939	00:18:19,441	Men like him always get off.	Men like him always get off.
368	00:18:19,474	00:18:21,978	I mean, what he's doing is wildly illegal.	I mean, what he's doing is wildly illegal.
369	00:18:22,011	00:18:24,681	Do you think that stops bastards like him?	Do you think that stops bastards like him?
370	00:18:24,714	00:18:26,749	I mean, have you been living under a rock?	I mean, have you been living under a rock?
371	00:18:26,783	00:18:29,284	I say, screw the judicial bullshit.	I say, screw the judicial bullshit.
372	00:18:29,317	00:18:31,688	Yeah, he needs to pay. Now.	Yeah, he needs to pay. Now.
373	00:18:31,721	00:18:34,322	I really think we should let the proper authorities handle this.	I really think we should let the proper authorities handle this.
374	00:18:34,356	00:18:37,927	Quit being such a dickwad and stand up for once, Miles.	Quit being such a dickwad and stand up for once, Miles.
375	00:18:37,960	00:18:40,295	[CHUCKLES] Okay. So what did you have in mind?	[CHUCKLES] Okay. So what did you have in mind?
376	00:18:40,328	00:18:42,665	I just want that sleazeball to pay.	I just want that sleazeball to pay.
377	00:18:45,467	00:18:46,969	Yeah. Um...	Yeah. Um...
378	00:18:47,003	00:18:49,739	[INHALES] Well, I guess I've done my bit here,	[INHALES] Well, I guess I've done my bit here,
379	00:18:49,772	00:18:52,340	so I'm gonna...	so I'm gonna...
380	00:18:52,374	00:18:55,845	Wait, Miles. Promise you won't tell anyone?	Wait, Miles. Promise you won't tell anyone?
381	00:18:56,946	00:18:59,247	Yeah, I promise.	Yeah, I promise.
382	00:19:00,683	00:19:01,784	- You coming? - I need a second.	- You coming? - I need a second.
383	00:19:01,818	00:19:03,986	- I'll see you inside. - Okay.	- I'll see you inside. - Okay.
384	00:19:07,590	00:19:08,591	[CAR DOOR CLOSES]	[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
385	00:19:13,996	00:19:15,631	You missed the scrum.	You missed the scrum.
386	00:19:16,565	00:19:17,900	[SOFTLY] What?	[SOFTLY] What?
387	00:19:17,934	00:19:18,868	Something came up, Gordy.	Something came up, Gordy.
388	00:19:18,901	00:19:20,302	You know, we're deep in the sprint right now.	You know, we're deep in the sprint right now.
389	00:19:20,335	00:19:24,040	We gotta spike up, or we're gonna miss our delivery date on Pharex.	We gotta spike up, or we're gonna miss our delivery date on Pharex.
390	00:19:24,073	00:19:25,908	I'll be at tomorrow's scrum, okay?	I'll be at tomorrow's scrum, okay?
391	00:19:25,942	00:19:27,375	As certified scrum master,	As certified scrum master,
392	00:19:27,409	00:19:29,579	I must hold my fellow members accountable.	I must hold my fellow members accountable.
393	00:19:29,612	00:19:33,448	Look, Gordy, I... I appreciate what you're trying to do here.	Look, Gordy, I... I appreciate what you're trying to do here.
394	00:19:33,482	00:19:34,851	I do.	I do.
395	00:19:34,884	00:19:37,419	But I don't need a daily scrum or burn down chart,	But I don't need a daily scrum or burn down chart,
396	00:19:37,452	00:19:39,989	or a scrotum master telling me what to do every day.	or a scrotum master telling me what to do every day.
397	00:19:40,022	00:19:42,625	I just want to do my job and be left alone.	I just want to do my job and be left alone.
398	00:19:42,658	00:19:44,594	It's scrum master, Miles,	It's scrum master, Miles,
399	00:19:44,627	00:19:46,829	and you're being a real scrumbag right now.	and you're being a real scrumbag right now.
400	00:19:47,764	00:19:49,065	- [SIGHS] - Make the meetings,	- [SIGHS] - Make the meetings,
401	00:19:49,098	00:19:50,833	or I'm gonna have to mark you as an impediment.	or I'm gonna have to mark you as an impediment.
402	00:19:50,867	00:19:52,802	Do what you gotta do.	Do what you gotta do.
403	00:19:52,835	00:19:54,369	Study that schedule.	Study that schedule.
404	00:19:54,402	00:19:56,672	I won't let you miss our deadline.	I won't let you miss our deadline.
405	00:19:56,706	00:19:59,709	Oh, and if I'm a scrotum master,	Oh, and if I'm a scrotum master,
406	00:19:59,742	00:20:02,011	you're my ball boy. [CHUCKLES]	you're my ball boy. [CHUCKLES]
407	00:20:07,116	00:20:09,952	JAMESON: Dhanyawada.	JAMESON: Dhanyawada.
408	00:20:09,986	00:20:13,522	- I pray to the God of the elephant king. - [INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING]	- I pray to the God of the elephant king. - [INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
409	00:20:13,555	00:20:15,925	Dhanyawada.	Dhanyawada.
410	00:20:15,958	00:20:19,695	Deliver us from our temptations.	Deliver us from our temptations.
411	00:20:19,729	00:20:22,430	Dhanyawada.	Dhanyawada.
412	00:20:22,464	00:20:25,902	- [KNOCK ON DOOR] - I pray to Brene Brown...	- [KNOCK ON DOOR] - I pray to Brene Brown...
413	00:20:25,935	00:20:28,004	Dhanyawada.	Dhanyawada.
414	00:20:28,037	00:20:28,905	[KNOCKING CONTINUES]	[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
415	00:20:28,938	00:20:32,708	Deliver me from my evil. Dhanyawada...	Deliver me from my evil. Dhanyawada...
416	00:20:33,575	00:20:35,377	- Dhanyawada... - [KNOCKING CONTINUES]	- Dhanyawada... - [KNOCKING CONTINUES]
417	00:20:35,410	00:20:37,445	God damn it!	God damn it!
418	00:20:37,479	00:20:38,948	[YELLING] Who the fuck is it?	[YELLING] Who the fuck is it?
419	00:20:38,981	00:20:41,617	I'm just trying to do fucking yoga so I can relax	I'm just trying to do fucking yoga so I can relax
420	00:20:41,651	00:20:44,654	and you're banging on the goddamn door!	and you're banging on the goddamn door!
421	00:20:44,687	00:20:47,123	- [BREATHING HEAVILY] - Uh, is this a bad time?	- [BREATHING HEAVILY] - Uh, is this a bad time?
422	00:20:47,156	00:20:49,391	Hey, buddy, what's up? Come on in.	Hey, buddy, what's up? Come on in.
423	00:20:49,424	00:20:52,028	No, I was just doing some yoga, drinking some whiskey,	No, I was just doing some yoga, drinking some whiskey,
424	00:20:52,061	00:20:54,563	getting myself in the right mind space	getting myself in the right mind space
425	00:20:54,597	00:20:56,498	so that way I could work on my novel.	so that way I could work on my novel.
426	00:20:56,531	00:20:59,635	Right. Uh, do you have anything to drink?	Right. Uh, do you have anything to drink?
427	00:20:59,669	00:21:00,937	[CHUCKLES]	[CHUCKLES]
428	00:21:00,970	00:21:02,839	Do I have anything to drink?	Do I have anything to drink?
429	00:21:02,872	00:21:04,807	[SIGHS WEARILY]	[SIGHS WEARILY]
430	00:21:04,841	00:21:06,876	- Here. - Thank you.	- Here. - Thank you.
431	00:21:06,909	00:21:09,645	- [EXHALES] - Namaste, fucker.	- [EXHALES] - Namaste, fucker.
432	00:21:15,685	00:21:16,819	Thank you.	Thank you.
433	00:21:18,420	00:21:21,023	Ah! [BURPS] So what's up?	Ah! [BURPS] So what's up?
434	00:21:21,057	00:21:23,793	Ah, I just had a weird day at work.	Ah, I just had a weird day at work.
435	00:21:23,826	00:21:25,560	- Copier break again? - No.	- Copier break again? - No.
436	00:21:25,595	00:21:27,630	Oh, did the bum at the bus stop	Oh, did the bum at the bus stop
437	00:21:27,663	00:21:29,531	- punch you in the face again? - No.	- punch you in the face again? - No.
438	00:21:29,564	00:21:31,868	Ooh, did the... Did the guy that pees in his hand	Ooh, did the... Did the guy that pees in his hand
439	00:21:31,901	00:21:33,903	do the thing where he pees and he throws it at you?	do the thing where he pees and he throws it at you?
440	00:21:33,936	00:21:35,437	You know what, man? Forget it.	You know what, man? Forget it.
441	00:21:35,470	00:21:37,073	Don't be so sensitive. I'm just fucking with you.	Don't be so sensitive. I'm just fucking with you.
442	00:21:37,106	00:21:39,876	Relax. God! What's up?	Relax. God! What's up?
443	00:21:39,909	00:21:41,711	Promise to keep your trap shut?	Promise to keep your trap shut?
444	00:21:42,812	00:21:43,980	Yeah.	Yeah.
445	00:21:44,013	00:21:45,681	- Promise? - Mmm-hmm.	- Promise? - Mmm-hmm.
446	00:21:45,715	00:21:48,918	So, today, when I was in my boss' office,	So, today, when I was in my boss' office,
447	00:21:48,951	00:21:53,122	I discovered that he's been spying on the women at work.	I discovered that he's been spying on the women at work.
448	00:21:53,723	00:21:55,490	Isn't that what you do?	Isn't that what you do?
449	00:21:55,523	00:21:57,159	- You guys spy on people. - Not like this.	- You guys spy on people. - Not like this.
450	00:21:57,193	00:22:00,763	I'm talking like hidden cameras around the office.	I'm talking like hidden cameras around the office.
451	00:22:01,631	00:22:03,431	- Ooh. - Yeah.	- Ooh. - Yeah.
452	00:22:03,465	00:22:05,201	- You remember Jane? - Yeah.	- You remember Jane? - Yeah.
453	00:22:05,234	00:22:08,604	Well, he's even got one hidden under her desk.	Well, he's even got one hidden under her desk.
454	00:22:09,972	00:22:12,174	You... You saw it?	You... You saw it?
455	00:22:12,208	00:22:14,542	Yeah. I mean, it was an accident.	Yeah. I mean, it was an accident.
456	00:22:14,577	00:22:17,880	Uh-huh. Sure, buddy. Accident. Okay.	Uh-huh. Sure, buddy. Accident. Okay.
457	00:22:17,914	00:22:19,982	Man, that is some sick shit.	Man, that is some sick shit.
458	00:22:20,016	00:22:21,549	Your boss is fucked up.	Your boss is fucked up.
459	00:22:21,584	00:22:25,553	Yeah. So... Now I don't know what to do.	Yeah. So... Now I don't know what to do.
460	00:22:25,588	00:22:29,725	Dude, you have found Smaug's weak scale.	Dude, you have found Smaug's weak scale.
461	00:22:29,759	00:22:32,895	Now it's time to let that black arrow fly.	Now it's time to let that black arrow fly.
462	00:22:32,929	00:22:34,964	[MUSIC PLAYING]	[MUSIC PLAYING]
463	00:22:42,071	00:22:43,739	One, that's ridiculous.	One, that's ridiculous.
464	00:22:43,773	00:22:46,676	Two, stop making analogies to The Hobbit.	Two, stop making analogies to The Hobbit.
465	00:22:46,709	00:22:49,946	Uh, you've worked for that company for years, man.	Uh, you've worked for that company for years, man.
466	00:22:49,979	00:22:52,048	- Years, and you barely make enough money to... - [SIGHS]	- Years, and you barely make enough money to... - [SIGHS]
467	00:22:52,081	00:22:53,616	pay for this shitty apartment.	pay for this shitty apartment.
468	00:22:53,649	00:22:56,752	Me? I choose to live in a place like this,	Me? I choose to live in a place like this,
469	00:22:56,786	00:22:58,087	but for you, it's just desperate.	but for you, it's just desperate.
470	00:22:58,120	00:23:02,058	[COUGHS] Would you stop fucking with me for one second, please?	[COUGHS] Would you stop fucking with me for one second, please?
471	00:23:02,091	00:23:04,526	[SIGHS] All right.	[SIGHS] All right.
472	00:23:05,962	00:23:06,963	One... One more.	One... One more.
473	00:23:06,996	00:23:10,232	Well, tell you what, I'm gonna help you out.	Well, tell you what, I'm gonna help you out.
474	00:23:10,266	00:23:11,734	All right? I'm gonna help you out,	All right? I'm gonna help you out,
475	00:23:11,767	00:23:14,971	but... [SIGHS] I want half the money.	but... [SIGHS] I want half the money.
476	00:23:16,072	00:23:18,641	Money? You're talking blackmail.	Money? You're talking blackmail.
477	00:23:18,674	00:23:20,776	[CHUCKLES] I'm not going to jail for blackmail.	[CHUCKLES] I'm not going to jail for blackmail.
478	00:23:20,810	00:23:23,012	As someone who audited a pre-law class	As someone who audited a pre-law class
479	00:23:23,045	00:23:25,047	at Saddleback Community College,	at Saddleback Community College,
480	00:23:25,081	00:23:27,183	you only go to jail if you get caught.	you only go to jail if you get caught.
481	00:23:27,216	00:23:29,551	Thank you for the expert legal advice.	Thank you for the expert legal advice.
482	00:23:30,820	00:23:32,154	You're welcome.	You're welcome.
483	00:23:32,188	00:23:33,823	- [PHONE VIBRATING] - Oh.	- [PHONE VIBRATING] - Oh.
484	00:23:34,223	00:23:35,224	Shit.	Shit.
485	00:23:36,892	00:23:37,760	It's Jane.	It's Jane.
486	00:23:37,793	00:23:40,562	Uh, she wants to meet at Crazy Harry's.	Uh, she wants to meet at Crazy Harry's.
487	00:23:40,596	00:23:41,998	Dude, it is on!	Dude, it is on!
488	00:23:42,031	00:23:43,766	Yes, we are gonna do.	Yes, we are gonna do.
489	00:23:43,799	00:23:45,901	Does she have any hot friends?	Does she have any hot friends?
490	00:23:45,935	00:23:49,071	Really think you're missing the gravity of this situation.	Really think you're missing the gravity of this situation.
491	00:23:49,105	00:23:51,607	Uh, but I need a ride.	Uh, but I need a ride.
492	00:23:51,640	00:23:52,842	- Can you drive? - [CHUCKLES]	- Can you drive? - [CHUCKLES]
493	00:23:52,875	00:23:54,509	Sober as a fox, bro.	Sober as a fox, bro.
494	00:23:55,011	00:23:56,846	- Really? - Let's go.	- Really? - Let's go.
495	00:23:56,879	00:23:58,981	Well, would you put some clothes on, please?	Well, would you put some clothes on, please?
496	00:24:00,750	00:24:01,784	Absolutely.	Absolutely.
497	00:24:03,319	00:24:05,221	Let me just say goodnight to my candles.	Let me just say goodnight to my candles.
498	00:24:05,254	00:24:06,554	Holy shit.	Holy shit.
499	00:24:07,156	00:24:08,891	Dhanyawada, Britney.	Dhanyawada, Britney.
500	00:24:10,626	00:24:12,194	Dhanyawada, Arianna.	Dhanyawada, Arianna.
501	00:24:13,863	00:24:15,731	Dhanyawada, Brene.	Dhanyawada, Brene.
502	00:24:18,100	00:24:20,302	[MUSIC PLAYING]	[MUSIC PLAYING]
503	00:24:20,336	00:24:22,705	Bro, I love this jam.	Bro, I love this jam.
504	00:24:24,340	00:24:25,573	[TIRES SCREECHING]	[TIRES SCREECHING]
505	00:24:25,608	00:24:28,944	Jame-O, drive, please. Two hands.	Jame-O, drive, please. Two hands.
506	00:24:28,978	00:24:31,347	Bro, stop being such a stick-in-the-mud.	Bro, stop being such a stick-in-the-mud.
507	00:24:31,380	00:24:32,281	You gotta live a little.	You gotta live a little.
508	00:24:32,314	00:24:33,749	- Hands on the wheel. - [TIRES SCREECHING]	- Hands on the wheel. - [TIRES SCREECHING]
509	00:24:33,783	00:24:34,984	What's the big deal?	What's the big deal?
510	00:24:35,017	00:24:36,118	Ten and two.	Ten and two.
511	00:24:36,852	00:24:37,987	[EXCLAIMING]	[EXCLAIMING]
512	00:24:38,020	00:24:39,989	- Hands, hands, Jame-O. - Whoo!	- Hands, hands, Jame-O. - Whoo!
513	00:24:40,022	00:24:42,858	- [TIRES SCREECHING] - What? Jame-O!	- [TIRES SCREECHING] - What? Jame-O!
514	00:24:45,995	00:24:48,030	[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]	[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
515	00:24:48,064	00:24:49,698	I don't see Jane.	I don't see Jane.
516	00:24:50,800	00:24:51,934	Let's have a drink.	Let's have a drink.
517	00:24:54,703	00:24:56,172	Guys, what can I do you for?	Guys, what can I do you for?
518	00:24:56,205	00:24:58,140	Uh, I'll take a Day Beer.	Uh, I'll take a Day Beer.
519	00:24:58,174	00:24:59,208	Same here.	Same here.
520	00:24:59,542	00:25:00,976	Day Beer.	Day Beer.
521	00:25:01,944	00:25:02,945	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
522	00:25:08,317	00:25:09,819	[SOFTLY] Man, hipsters.	[SOFTLY] Man, hipsters.
523	00:25:11,921	00:25:13,322	Excuse me?	Excuse me?
524	00:25:13,355	00:25:15,324	I said, that will be $10.	I said, that will be $10.
525	00:25:19,161	00:25:21,197	Oh, uh, I don't...	Oh, uh, I don't...
526	00:25:23,065	00:25:25,734	Ooh, I'm sorry, man. I don't have any extra money for a tip.	Ooh, I'm sorry, man. I don't have any extra money for a tip.
527	00:25:27,670	00:25:29,138	Of course you don't.	Of course you don't.
528	00:25:29,171	00:25:31,240	I'm sorry, man. Honest mistake.	I'm sorry, man. Honest mistake.
529	00:25:32,174	00:25:33,909	Fucking grandpa.	Fucking grandpa.
530	00:25:35,277	00:25:36,278	Ah!	Ah!
531	00:25:38,114	00:25:39,748	This place is dope.	This place is dope.
532	00:25:39,782	00:25:41,350	MILES: Yeah, if you're into that.	MILES: Yeah, if you're into that.
533	00:25:43,219	00:25:44,420	Jane's here, I'm gonna go talk to her.	Jane's here, I'm gonna go talk to her.
534	00:25:44,453	00:25:46,122	What am I supposed to do?	What am I supposed to do?
535	00:25:46,155	00:25:47,123	I don't know. Just give me a minute.	I don't know. Just give me a minute.
536	00:25:47,156	00:25:49,391	And you don't know anything about anything.	And you don't know anything about anything.
537	00:25:49,425	00:25:51,060	- Fine. - Thank you.	- Fine. - Thank you.
538	00:25:57,766	00:26:00,202	- Hey, Jane. - I need a drink, stat.	- Hey, Jane. - I need a drink, stat.
539	00:26:00,803	00:26:02,872	Uh, is everything okay?	Uh, is everything okay?
540	00:26:02,905	00:26:04,106	No, I'm not okay.	No, I'm not okay.
541	00:26:04,140	00:26:05,975	I have a 100 grand in student loans,	I have a 100 grand in student loans,
542	00:26:06,008	00:26:09,178	a terrible job and a boss who films upskirts of me.	a terrible job and a boss who films upskirts of me.
543	00:26:09,211	00:26:11,180	My life is total shit.	My life is total shit.
544	00:26:11,213	00:26:12,281	I know what you mean.	I know what you mean.
545	00:26:12,314	00:26:14,850	I sometimes think my dog has a better life than I do.	I sometimes think my dog has a better life than I do.
546	00:26:14,884	00:26:17,419	I've worked my ass off my entire life.	I've worked my ass off my entire life.
547	00:26:18,420	00:26:20,022	I took all the right classes.	I took all the right classes.
548	00:26:20,055	00:26:22,258	I aced all the tests.	I aced all the tests.
549	00:26:22,291	00:26:25,995	I finished my MBA from Wharton with honors.	I finished my MBA from Wharton with honors.
550	00:26:27,429	00:26:28,564	Where did I go wrong?	Where did I go wrong?
551	00:26:28,598	00:26:32,268	You didn't. It's just a different world now, I guess.	You didn't. It's just a different world now, I guess.
552	00:26:32,301	00:26:34,837	To top it all off, I'm another Me Too.	To top it all off, I'm another Me Too.
553	00:26:35,471	00:26:37,673	Do you know how that feels?	Do you know how that feels?
554	00:26:39,408	00:26:43,379	We need to take Schmeltz and Teleplex down.	We need to take Schmeltz and Teleplex down.
555	00:26:43,412	00:26:44,914	That entire place is corrupt.	That entire place is corrupt.
556	00:26:44,947	00:26:46,715	Someone has to put an end to it.	Someone has to put an end to it.
557	00:26:46,749	00:26:48,717	Fire ball! [SCATTING]	Fire ball! [SCATTING]
558	00:26:48,751	00:26:49,785	- Fuck! - Hey!	- Fuck! - Hey!
559	00:26:49,818	00:26:50,986	And who the fuck are you?	And who the fuck are you?
560	00:26:51,020	00:26:52,888	Uh, this is Jameson.	Uh, this is Jameson.
561	00:26:52,922	00:26:55,124	I think you guys met at a company mixer a while back.	I think you guys met at a company mixer a while back.
562	00:26:55,157	00:26:56,825	Heard you were having a rough day, Jane.	Heard you were having a rough day, Jane.
563	00:26:56,859	00:26:59,128	Nothing like a little whiskey can't fix. Am I right?	Nothing like a little whiskey can't fix. Am I right?
564	00:26:59,161	00:27:00,462	Wait. You told him?	Wait. You told him?
565	00:27:00,496	00:27:01,997	I am so sorry.	I am so sorry.
566	00:27:02,031	00:27:04,066	Look, I just needed to tell somebody, and...	Look, I just needed to tell somebody, and...
567	00:27:04,400	00:27:05,401	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
568	00:27:06,636	00:27:09,171	JAMESON: Look, I'm not the one you need to be worried about.	JAMESON: Look, I'm not the one you need to be worried about.
569	00:27:09,205	00:27:11,740	We can take down those bastards together.	We can take down those bastards together.
570	00:27:13,108	00:27:16,011	What do you mean, "We can take them down?"	What do you mean, "We can take them down?"
571	00:27:16,045	00:27:17,947	I'm one of the good guys, Jane.	I'm one of the good guys, Jane.
572	00:27:17,980	00:27:20,916	I am here to help.	I am here to help.
573	00:27:20,950	00:27:23,319	I have come up with a master plan.	I have come up with a master plan.
574	00:27:24,053	00:27:25,487	Hold on.	Hold on.
575	00:27:25,521	00:27:26,822	Watch this.	Watch this.
576	00:27:29,525	00:27:31,227	Ah!	Ah!
577	00:27:31,260	00:27:34,096	Wonderful. Are you supposed to be a newsie or something?	Wonderful. Are you supposed to be a newsie or something?
578	00:27:34,129	00:27:35,764	Pleasure to meet you. My name is Jack Brewer	Pleasure to meet you. My name is Jack Brewer
579	00:27:35,798	00:27:38,100	from the Day Beer Brewing Company, you see.	from the Day Beer Brewing Company, you see.
580	00:27:38,133	00:27:39,034	Jack, the brewer?	Jack, the brewer?
581	00:27:39,068	00:27:41,270	JAMESON: We want to spend loads of money.	JAMESON: We want to spend loads of money.
582	00:27:41,303	00:27:45,274	Loads of money on stupid, stupid, stupid beer ads.	Loads of money on stupid, stupid, stupid beer ads.
583	00:27:45,307	00:27:47,209	Will you help us find our target market?	Will you help us find our target market?
584	00:27:48,210	00:27:49,845	Is your friend delusional?	Is your friend delusional?
585	00:27:49,878	00:27:52,081	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
586	00:27:52,114	00:27:53,916	He might be onto something here.	He might be onto something here.
587	00:27:53,949	00:27:55,918	Can you organize a sit-down with Schmeltz?	Can you organize a sit-down with Schmeltz?
588	00:27:55,951	00:27:58,053	Tell him you have a client meeting	Tell him you have a client meeting
589	00:27:58,087	00:28:00,889	with strong revenue implications or something.	with strong revenue implications or something.
590	00:28:00,923	00:28:04,393	I can try, but he's not gonna buy that this guy is a big account rep.	I can try, but he's not gonna buy that this guy is a big account rep.
591	00:28:04,426	00:28:06,795	I mean, look at him.	I mean, look at him.
592	00:28:06,829	00:28:09,064	I beg your pardon, missy?	I beg your pardon, missy?
593	00:28:09,098	00:28:13,102	He chooses to look this way, but he can clean up all right.	He chooses to look this way, but he can clean up all right.
594	00:28:14,270	00:28:17,339	Okay. So what is your plan?	Okay. So what is your plan?
595	00:28:17,373	00:28:20,042	While you two are meeting with Schmeltz,	While you two are meeting with Schmeltz,
596	00:28:20,075	00:28:21,210	I'm gonna sneak into his office	I'm gonna sneak into his office
597	00:28:21,243	00:28:23,512	and download the files off his computer.	and download the files off his computer.
598	00:28:23,545	00:28:26,048	And how do you plan to break into his computer?	And how do you plan to break into his computer?
599	00:28:26,081	00:28:28,517	Well, you guys just need to keep him distracted long enough	Well, you guys just need to keep him distracted long enough
600	00:28:28,550	00:28:30,219	so I can figure that out.	so I can figure that out.
601	00:28:30,252	00:28:32,821	Okay, Edward Snowden. [CHUCKLES]	Okay, Edward Snowden. [CHUCKLES]
602	00:28:32,855	00:28:36,058	Let's see how your buddy handles himself.	Let's see how your buddy handles himself.
603	00:28:37,126	00:28:39,596	He doesn't strike me as capable.	He doesn't strike me as capable.
604	00:28:39,629	00:28:41,130	Oh, I'm capable.	Oh, I'm capable.
605	00:28:42,298	00:28:45,200	I'm capable as fuck, yo.	I'm capable as fuck, yo.
606	00:28:47,202	00:28:48,537	We can do this.	We can do this.
607	00:28:48,570	00:28:51,540	If we get caught, we're screwed.	If we get caught, we're screwed.
608	00:28:52,207	00:28:53,242	Yeah.	Yeah.
609	00:28:53,275	00:28:54,410	You know what?	You know what?
610	00:28:55,377	00:28:57,012	I don't care anymore.	I don't care anymore.
611	00:28:57,046	00:28:59,281	We've been getting fucked for far too long.	We've been getting fucked for far too long.
612	00:28:59,315	00:29:01,450	- It's time to fuck back. - Mmm-hmm.	- It's time to fuck back. - Mmm-hmm.
613	00:29:01,483	00:29:02,951	- Yeah! - All right.	- Yeah! - All right.
614	00:29:02,985	00:29:04,453	- Yeah. - Let's fuck back.	- Yeah. - Let's fuck back.
615	00:29:04,486	00:29:05,622	To fucking back.	To fucking back.
616	00:29:05,655	00:29:07,856	JAMESON: To fucking back.	JAMESON: To fucking back.
617	00:29:20,936	00:29:22,938	♪ We could chop down Babylon's walls...	♪ We could chop down Babylon's walls...
618	00:29:22,971	00:29:24,506	[DISTORTED] I love this guy.	[DISTORTED] I love this guy.
619	00:29:24,540	00:29:26,008	♪ Choose righteousness	♪ Choose righteousness
620	00:29:26,041	00:29:28,243	♪ We could chop down Babylon's walls	♪ We could chop down Babylon's walls
621	00:29:28,277	00:29:30,979	♪ Shift consciousness, yeah	♪ Shift consciousness, yeah
622	00:29:31,013	00:29:33,415	♪ We could chop down Babylon's walls	♪ We could chop down Babylon's walls
623	00:29:33,449	00:29:36,118	♪ Shift consciousness Choose righteousness	♪ Shift consciousness Choose righteousness
624	00:29:36,151	00:29:38,420	♪ We could chop down Babylon's walls	♪ We could chop down Babylon's walls
625	00:29:38,454	00:29:40,255	♪ Shift consciousness ♪	♪ Shift consciousness ♪
626	00:29:54,403	00:29:57,005	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
627	00:30:08,651	00:30:10,620	- You're late. - [SHUSHES]	- You're late. - [SHUSHES]
628	00:30:29,271	00:30:30,472	[CHIMING]	[CHIMING]
629	00:30:33,041	00:30:34,042	[CHIMING]	[CHIMING]
630	00:30:36,211	00:30:38,080	"Your number one problem?"	"Your number one problem?"
631	00:30:41,350	00:30:44,721	- Mr. Schmeltz... - Mr. Schmaltz. Good day, sir.	- Mr. Schmeltz... - Mr. Schmaltz. Good day, sir.
632	00:30:44,754	00:30:46,155	It's Schmeltz.	It's Schmeltz.
633	00:30:46,188	00:30:48,591	Schmeltz, Schmaltz. Tornado tostada.	Schmeltz, Schmaltz. Tornado tostada.
634	00:30:48,625	00:30:49,726	Does any of it really matter?	Does any of it really matter?
635	00:30:49,759	00:30:52,361	Mr. Schmeltz, this is Jack Brewer,	Mr. Schmeltz, this is Jack Brewer,
636	00:30:52,394	00:30:55,097	the vice president of sales and marketing at Day Beer.	the vice president of sales and marketing at Day Beer.
637	00:30:55,130	00:30:57,433	Quite an impressive title for such a young eccentric.	Quite an impressive title for such a young eccentric.
638	00:30:57,466	00:31:00,169	Thank you. I started at Day Beer when I was 12 years old	Thank you. I started at Day Beer when I was 12 years old
639	00:31:00,202	00:31:02,304	and I worked my way to the top.	and I worked my way to the top.
640	00:31:02,337	00:31:05,974	I am living proof that child labor is fantastic.	I am living proof that child labor is fantastic.
641	00:31:06,008	00:31:07,142	JANE: Sir, please, if I may.	JANE: Sir, please, if I may.
642	00:31:07,176	00:31:11,113	Uh, Mr. Brewer wishes to invest in some market research.	Uh, Mr. Brewer wishes to invest in some market research.
643	00:31:11,146	00:31:15,117	Day Beer is looking to make some big moves with its upcoming beer lineup.	Day Beer is looking to make some big moves with its upcoming beer lineup.
644	00:31:16,118	00:31:17,319	Mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm.
645	00:31:25,294	00:31:26,462	[CHIMING]	[CHIMING]
646	00:31:32,568	00:31:35,605	[SOFTLY] What kind of password...	[SOFTLY] What kind of password...
647	00:31:37,372	00:31:40,442	- [KNOCK ON GLASS] - Morgan, Eileen.	- [KNOCK ON GLASS] - Morgan, Eileen.
648	00:31:40,476	00:31:42,444	I need you to open the door, right now.	I need you to open the door, right now.
649	00:31:42,478	00:31:44,346	You better not be in there with Sarah.	You better not be in there with Sarah.
650	00:31:44,379	00:31:46,683	If you are, Morgan, hear me right now,	If you are, Morgan, hear me right now,
651	00:31:46,716	00:31:49,384	I will find out. I will know. [GRUNTS]	I will find out. I will know. [GRUNTS]
652	00:31:49,418	00:31:51,520	Come on. [GROANS]	Come on. [GROANS]
653	00:31:52,822	00:31:54,256	Yikes!	Yikes!
654	00:31:59,729	00:32:00,730	[EXHALES]	[EXHALES]
655	00:32:12,474	00:32:13,475	[BEEPS AND CHIMES]	[BEEPS AND CHIMES]
656	00:32:14,677	00:32:17,145	[CHUCKLES] Schmeltzy.	[CHUCKLES] Schmeltzy.
657	00:32:19,749	00:32:21,618	So I'm a bit pressed for time,	So I'm a bit pressed for time,
658	00:32:21,651	00:32:23,352	so let's just cut right to it.	so let's just cut right to it.
659	00:32:23,385	00:32:25,220	How this usually goes down is, uh,	How this usually goes down is, uh,
660	00:32:25,254	00:32:27,456	we determine what you guys are willing to spend,	we determine what you guys are willing to spend,
661	00:32:27,489	00:32:29,324	and then we discuss data packaging	and then we discuss data packaging
662	00:32:29,358	00:32:30,827	and marketing plans, and then your budget...	and marketing plans, and then your budget...
663	00:32:30,860	00:32:34,229	I'm prepared to offer $100 million.	I'm prepared to offer $100 million.
664	00:32:34,263	00:32:35,297	[BOTH EXCLAIMING] What?	[BOTH EXCLAIMING] What?
665	00:32:35,330	00:32:36,666	That's right. You heard me.	That's right. You heard me.
666	00:32:36,699	00:32:39,568	$100 million.	$100 million.
667	00:32:39,602	00:32:41,503	See, I could take my business anywhere.	See, I could take my business anywhere.
668	00:32:41,537	00:32:44,774	But Jane said that your company can do things that others can't.	But Jane said that your company can do things that others can't.
669	00:32:44,807	00:32:48,611	And at Day Beer, we don't just think outside the box.	And at Day Beer, we don't just think outside the box.
670	00:32:52,314	00:32:55,350	We think... outside the can.	We think... outside the can.
671	00:32:55,585	00:32:56,586	Hmm?	Hmm?
672	00:33:01,189	00:33:03,225	Corporate data for sale?	Corporate data for sale?
673	00:33:03,660	00:33:04,694	What?	What?
674	00:33:04,727	00:33:06,128	[CLICKING]	[CLICKING]
675	00:33:08,831	00:33:11,366	They're selling our identities to the Russians?	They're selling our identities to the Russians?
676	00:33:11,400	00:33:13,770	What the fuck!	What the fuck!
677	00:33:13,803	00:33:15,672	JAMESON: If I finish this beer before you,	JAMESON: If I finish this beer before you,
678	00:33:15,705	00:33:19,408	I'm taking my business elsewhere.	I'm taking my business elsewhere.
679	00:33:19,441	00:33:21,410	How long were these in your suitcase?	How long were these in your suitcase?
680	00:33:21,443	00:33:22,745	Time is irrelevant.	Time is irrelevant.
681	00:33:23,412	00:33:26,114	- Cheers, Schmaltzy. - Yeah.	- Cheers, Schmaltzy. - Yeah.
682	00:33:26,148	00:33:29,652	Look, before we can mine data on your customers... Okay.	Look, before we can mine data on your customers... Okay.
683	00:33:31,588	00:33:35,457	We must first mine data on our clients. Right, Jane?	We must first mine data on our clients. Right, Jane?
684	00:33:35,490	00:33:37,426	You see, Jack, I can pretty much	You see, Jack, I can pretty much
685	00:33:37,459	00:33:39,361	learn anything I want about anyone.	learn anything I want about anyone.
686	00:33:39,394	00:33:41,764	So let's see what there is to learn about you.	So let's see what there is to learn about you.
687	00:33:42,932	00:33:44,767	Jack Brewer.	Jack Brewer.
688	00:33:44,801	00:33:47,436	Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.	Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
689	00:33:48,871	00:33:50,405	Come on, damn it.	Come on, damn it.
690	00:33:52,207	00:33:53,575	Low target value?	Low target value?
691	00:33:54,576	00:33:56,478	"No likely girlfriend?"	"No likely girlfriend?"
692	00:33:56,511	00:33:58,113	Fuck you.	Fuck you.
693	00:34:05,688	00:34:06,689	[CLICKING]	[CLICKING]
694	00:34:07,222	00:34:09,524	Oh, Jane's divorced.	Oh, Jane's divorced.
695	00:34:10,292	00:34:11,293	Huh.	Huh.
696	00:34:11,961	00:34:13,763	MORGAN: Jack Brewer.	MORGAN: Jack Brewer.
697	00:34:13,796	00:34:15,932	- [CHIMING] - Nothing.	- [CHIMING] - Nothing.
698	00:34:15,965	00:34:17,700	- [CHIMING] - Nothing.	- [CHIMING] - Nothing.
699	00:34:17,734	00:34:18,935	- [CHIMING] - Nothing.	- [CHIMING] - Nothing.
700	00:34:18,968	00:34:20,202	Nothing.	Nothing.
701	00:34:20,235	00:34:21,436	- [CHIMING] - Nada.	- [CHIMING] - Nada.
702	00:34:21,470	00:34:22,504	Nada.	Nada.
703	00:34:22,537	00:34:23,572	- [CHIMING] - MORGAN: Nothing.	- [CHIMING] - MORGAN: Nothing.
704	00:34:23,606	00:34:25,642	- [CHIMING] - Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.	- [CHIMING] - Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
705	00:34:25,675	00:34:27,409	- [CHIMING] - Nada, nada, nada.	- [CHIMING] - Nada, nada, nada.
706	00:34:27,442	00:34:30,880	So, uh, Jane, this meeting's over.	So, uh, Jane, this meeting's over.
707	00:34:30,913	00:34:32,280	All right?	All right?
708	00:34:32,314	00:34:35,652	Just some insecurity on the imposter thing.	Just some insecurity on the imposter thing.
709	00:34:35,685	00:34:38,520	Hey, thank you so much, Jack. It was so nice meeting you.	Hey, thank you so much, Jack. It was so nice meeting you.
710	00:34:38,553	00:34:40,288	Great meeting, sir. Thank you very much.	Great meeting, sir. Thank you very much.
711	00:34:40,322	00:34:42,290	- Course. Enjoy prison. - Thank you.	- Course. Enjoy prison. - Thank you.
712	00:34:42,324	00:34:43,626	MORGAN: Mmm-hmm.	MORGAN: Mmm-hmm.
713	00:34:43,660	00:34:45,427	Go get the car, Jameson.	Go get the car, Jameson.
714	00:34:46,763	00:34:48,631	Come on, come on, come on.	Come on, come on, come on.
715	00:34:48,665	00:34:49,866	- [TRILLING] - Yes!	- [TRILLING] - Yes!
716	00:34:51,366	00:34:53,468	Sir. Sir, I apologize for that.	Sir. Sir, I apologize for that.
717	00:34:53,502	00:34:56,304	You let some cut-rate grifter on the campus	You let some cut-rate grifter on the campus
718	00:34:56,338	00:34:57,840	without proper vetting.	without proper vetting.
719	00:34:57,874	00:34:59,642	Do you have any idea	Do you have any idea
720	00:34:59,676	00:35:02,945	how many company policies you just violated?	how many company policies you just violated?
721	00:35:02,979	00:35:04,914	Security! The breach is right there.	Security! The breach is right there.
722	00:35:04,947	00:35:08,283	Drag his ass to the curb right now, please. Thank you.	Drag his ass to the curb right now, please. Thank you.
723	00:35:10,687	00:35:13,388	Hey, what are you... What are you do... Hey!	Hey, what are you... What are you do... Hey!
724	00:35:13,422	00:35:15,257	I thought he'd be a potential client.	I thought he'd be a potential client.
725	00:35:15,290	00:35:17,225	- I didn't realize that... - I know you didn't realize	- I didn't realize that... - I know you didn't realize
726	00:35:17,259	00:35:18,761	'cause you're an imbecile, and now you're fired.	'cause you're an imbecile, and now you're fired.
727	00:35:18,795	00:35:20,228	- What? - You heard me.	- What? - You heard me.
728	00:35:20,262	00:35:22,865	Put your shit in a box and go, go, go.	Put your shit in a box and go, go, go.
729	00:35:22,899	00:35:23,966	You got me?	You got me?
730	00:35:24,000	00:35:26,435	You wanna do this with just a tiny bit of dignity,	You wanna do this with just a tiny bit of dignity,
731	00:35:26,468	00:35:28,570	or do you need to have your ass dragged to the curb, too?	or do you need to have your ass dragged to the curb, too?
732	00:35:28,604	00:35:30,006	Guys, come on!	Guys, come on!
733	00:35:30,039	00:35:31,974	Hey, can I at least get my parking validated?	Hey, can I at least get my parking validated?
734	00:35:32,008	00:35:33,710	Sir, please, I...	Sir, please, I...
735	00:35:34,811	00:35:36,478	- I need this job. - Oh.	- I need this job. - Oh.
736	00:35:36,511	00:35:38,313	You're just like all the other women.	You're just like all the other women.
737	00:35:38,346	00:35:40,683	[CHUCKLES] Just a big pain in my ass.	[CHUCKLES] Just a big pain in my ass.
738	00:35:40,717	00:35:42,451	Except they put out.	Except they put out.
739	00:35:42,484	00:35:43,986	- Back up! - Holy shit!	- Back up! - Holy shit!
740	00:35:44,020	00:35:46,689	- You disgusting animal! - Eileen, honey,	- You disgusting animal! - Eileen, honey,
741	00:35:46,723	00:35:50,525	she's just being emotional because... Because I just fired her sorry ass.	she's just being emotional because... Because I just fired her sorry ass.
742	00:35:50,559	00:35:51,794	You are such a sleazeball!	You are such a sleazeball!
743	00:35:51,828	00:35:53,428	[YELLING] How am I a sleazeball? You're fired!	[YELLING] How am I a sleazeball? You're fired!
744	00:35:53,462	00:35:54,964	- Get the fuck out of here now! - No!	- Get the fuck out of here now! - No!
745	00:35:54,997	00:35:56,498	- I quit! - You can't quit!	- I quit! - You can't quit!
746	00:35:56,531	00:35:58,300	I just fired you! That's not how this works...	I just fired you! That's not how this works...
747	00:35:58,333	00:35:59,736	- You don't get the pleasure of firing me! - Oh, my God!	- You don't get the pleasure of firing me! - Oh, my God!
748	00:35:59,769	00:36:02,739	I can't believe I'm playing this fucking game like a four-year-old!	I can't believe I'm playing this fucking game like a four-year-old!
749	00:36:08,811	00:36:09,812	Did you get it?	Did you get it?
750	00:36:09,846	00:36:13,482	Yeah. Uh, it's even worse than what we thought.	Yeah. Uh, it's even worse than what we thought.
751	00:36:13,515	00:36:14,751	How did it go with Schmeltz?	How did it go with Schmeltz?
752	00:36:14,784	00:36:17,452	We've got a problem there. He didn't buy it.	We've got a problem there. He didn't buy it.
753	00:36:18,320	00:36:19,689	And then he fired me.	And then he fired me.
754	00:36:19,722	00:36:22,390	Shit! He fired you?	Shit! He fired you?
755	00:36:22,424	00:36:25,560	Yep. No more job for Jane.	Yep. No more job for Jane.
756	00:36:25,595	00:36:28,363	Let's hope we didn't just completely blow up our lives.	Let's hope we didn't just completely blow up our lives.
757	00:36:28,396	00:36:30,600	It'll be okay. We've got everything you need.	It'll be okay. We've got everything you need.
758	00:36:30,633	00:36:31,634	Here.	Here.
759	00:36:33,903	00:36:36,571	- You look ridiculous. - Got the job done.	- You look ridiculous. - Got the job done.
760	00:36:36,606	00:36:40,042	- Barely. - Got the job done.	- Barely. - Got the job done.
761	00:36:40,076	00:36:42,377	- And got me fired. - You're welcome.	- And got me fired. - You're welcome.
762	00:36:42,410	00:36:45,380	Yeah, well, everything we need is on that drive.	Yeah, well, everything we need is on that drive.
763	00:36:45,413	00:36:46,716	Good job, Miles.	Good job, Miles.
764	00:36:50,720	00:36:52,955	Meet us back at Jameson's place when you're up for it.	Meet us back at Jameson's place when you're up for it.
765	00:36:52,989	00:36:54,690	- Yeah. - My car's parked in the back.	- Yeah. - My car's parked in the back.
766	00:36:54,724	00:36:55,792	Okay.	Okay.
767	00:36:57,359	00:36:58,594	[ENGINE STARTS]	[ENGINE STARTS]
768	00:36:58,628	00:37:02,865	As they say in Mexico, vaya con Dios!	As they say in Mexico, vaya con Dios!
769	00:37:02,899	00:37:04,033	[TIRES SCREECHING]	[TIRES SCREECHING]
770	00:37:07,970	00:37:09,038	Miles.	Miles.
771	00:37:11,373	00:37:13,042	Hey, Gordy, I've got that report ready.	Hey, Gordy, I've got that report ready.
772	00:37:13,075	00:37:14,576	I was just about to circulate it with the team.	I was just about to circulate it with the team.
773	00:37:14,610	00:37:16,511	Can we talk?	Can we talk?
774	00:37:16,545	00:37:18,114	Look, I know this is about the scrum.	Look, I know this is about the scrum.
775	00:37:18,147	00:37:19,447	I'm sorry I missed it again.	I'm sorry I missed it again.
776	00:37:19,481	00:37:20,716	I've just been really busy with work,	I've just been really busy with work,
777	00:37:20,750	00:37:22,852	and Schmeltz is riding my ass on everything.	and Schmeltz is riding my ass on everything.
778	00:37:22,885	00:37:25,988	- It's not that. - Uh, okay.	- It's not that. - Uh, okay.
779	00:37:26,022	00:37:27,322	Come to my office.	Come to my office.
780	00:37:29,457	00:37:30,559	[SOFTLY] Fuck.	[SOFTLY] Fuck.
781	00:37:33,528	00:37:35,363	So, what's up?	So, what's up?
782	00:37:35,397	00:37:39,035	Miles, do you know that I've worked at the company for 16 years?	Miles, do you know that I've worked at the company for 16 years?
783	00:37:39,068	00:37:43,139	Uh, wow. No, man. That's, uh... That's a long time.	Uh, wow. No, man. That's, uh... That's a long time.
784	00:37:43,172	00:37:45,473	Yeah, going on 17 next month.	Yeah, going on 17 next month.
785	00:37:46,709	00:37:49,544	Impressive. Congrats.	Impressive. Congrats.
786	00:37:49,579	00:37:52,414	The founder, Liev Giorgio, recruited me personally.	The founder, Liev Giorgio, recruited me personally.
787	00:37:52,447	00:37:53,883	We had lofty ideas that	We had lofty ideas that
788	00:37:53,916	00:37:55,618	data could be used to make a difference.	data could be used to make a difference.
789	00:37:55,651	00:37:57,620	We were gonna help people. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]	We were gonna help people. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
790	00:37:57,653	00:38:01,456	Streamline inefficiencies and better connect the world.	Streamline inefficiencies and better connect the world.
791	00:38:01,489	00:38:04,492	Uh, what are we talking about here, Gordy?	Uh, what are we talking about here, Gordy?
792	00:38:06,494	00:38:09,999	I know what you and Jane are up to, and I can help.	I know what you and Jane are up to, and I can help.
793	00:38:10,032	00:38:12,400	I know how this company operates.	I know how this company operates.
794	00:38:12,434	00:38:17,673	No loyalty. I know every dirty and dark detail.	No loyalty. I know every dirty and dark detail.
795	00:38:18,908	00:38:21,043	If you and I help each other,	If you and I help each other,
796	00:38:21,077	00:38:23,646	we can maybe put a stop to their antics.	we can maybe put a stop to their antics.
797	00:38:27,783	00:38:30,086	If you've known about this the whole time,	If you've known about this the whole time,
798	00:38:30,119	00:38:33,089	then why are you just telling me about it now?	then why are you just telling me about it now?
799	00:38:33,122	00:38:35,191	I should have done something long ago,	I should have done something long ago,
800	00:38:35,224	00:38:37,927	but I guess I hoped that Liev wouldn't take it this far.	but I guess I hoped that Liev wouldn't take it this far.
801	00:38:38,628	00:38:39,996	- Oh. - Yeah.	- Oh. - Yeah.
802	00:38:40,029	00:38:42,632	You... You think I'm a corporate lapdog,	You... You think I'm a corporate lapdog,
803	00:38:42,665	00:38:46,002	but I still believe that privacy matters.	but I still believe that privacy matters.
804	00:38:46,035	00:38:47,803	I want you to come to my place tonight with Jane,	I want you to come to my place tonight with Jane,
805	00:38:47,837	00:38:49,739	and I'll give you everything I've got.	and I'll give you everything I've got.
806	00:38:53,776	00:38:55,645	This is my address.	This is my address.
807	00:38:55,678	00:38:58,546	- Meet me there at 9:00. - [SIGHS HEAVILY]	- Meet me there at 9:00. - [SIGHS HEAVILY]
808	00:38:58,581	00:39:02,151	Okay. Uh, I should get back to work.	Okay. Uh, I should get back to work.
809	00:39:02,184	00:39:03,518	Yes, you should.	Yes, you should.
810	00:39:05,487	00:39:08,858	Okay, Miles, really counting on that analysis.	Okay, Miles, really counting on that analysis.
811	00:39:08,891	00:39:11,559	And remember, if there are any roadblocks,	And remember, if there are any roadblocks,
812	00:39:11,594	00:39:16,531	we need to, uh, put that into the delay of the sprint.	we need to, uh, put that into the delay of the sprint.
813	00:39:16,564	00:39:18,901	[INDISTINCT SECURITY RADIO CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT SECURITY RADIO CHATTER]
814	00:39:18,935	00:39:21,137	ASAP, we need to do that ASAP.	ASAP, we need to do that ASAP.
815	00:39:22,738	00:39:24,674	But... Denise!	But... Denise!
816	00:39:26,242	00:39:27,509	Ah! [CHUCKLES]	Ah! [CHUCKLES]
817	00:39:33,783	00:39:38,587	Miles. I am here to inform you that Jane has been terminated.	Miles. I am here to inform you that Jane has been terminated.
818	00:39:42,091	00:39:43,192	Terminated?	Terminated?
819	00:39:43,225	00:39:46,262	Yes. She will no longer be working here at Teleplex.	Yes. She will no longer be working here at Teleplex.
820	00:39:46,295	00:39:47,763	I know this must be unsettling,	I know this must be unsettling,
821	00:39:47,797	00:39:51,968	but let me assure you there will be no further terminations at this time.	but let me assure you there will be no further terminations at this time.
822	00:39:52,001	00:39:55,938	Oh! Jane worked hard for this company.	Oh! Jane worked hard for this company.
823	00:39:55,972	00:40:00,009	Oh, you two must have been close.	Oh, you two must have been close.
824	00:40:00,042	00:40:03,112	Don't worry. We'll still have fun here at Teleplex.	Don't worry. We'll still have fun here at Teleplex.
825	00:40:03,145	00:40:06,082	Next week, we've got the Monday mixer with milkshakes.	Next week, we've got the Monday mixer with milkshakes.
826	00:40:06,115	00:40:09,885	This place makes me want to jump off a bridge. A tall one.	This place makes me want to jump off a bridge. A tall one.
827	00:40:15,157	00:40:18,260	I know you're upset. It's always hard losing a cube-mate.	I know you're upset. It's always hard losing a cube-mate.
828	00:40:18,294	00:40:21,263	Perhaps you'd like to continue this discussion down at HR?	Perhaps you'd like to continue this discussion down at HR?
829	00:40:21,630	00:40:23,632	No, thanks.	No, thanks.
830	00:40:23,666	00:40:25,868	I'm just gonna get back to work.	I'm just gonna get back to work.
831	00:40:25,901	00:40:29,171	Don't forget, we are here to help, Miles.	Don't forget, we are here to help, Miles.
832	00:40:29,205	00:40:32,608	Teleplex is invested in the well being of its team.	Teleplex is invested in the well being of its team.
833	00:40:32,641	00:40:35,177	We are always here for you.	We are always here for you.
834	00:40:37,847	00:40:40,182	Your eyes don't move.	Your eyes don't move.
835	00:40:41,684	00:40:44,020	Okay, that should be the last of it.	Okay, that should be the last of it.
836	00:40:44,053	00:40:46,554	Just gotta re-format the computer and we'll be all set.	Just gotta re-format the computer and we'll be all set.
837	00:40:46,589	00:40:49,125	Bring her belongings to my office for sanitization.	Bring her belongings to my office for sanitization.
838	00:40:53,095	00:40:55,664	Well, that's that.	Well, that's that.
839	00:40:55,698	00:40:59,201	Goodbye, Miles. Please feel free to visit any time.	Goodbye, Miles. Please feel free to visit any time.
840	00:41:02,938	00:41:04,006	What the fuck?	What the fuck?
841	00:41:04,040	00:41:07,943	MORGAN: Fuckin' hate around this corner every time...	MORGAN: Fuckin' hate around this corner every time...
842	00:41:07,977	00:41:11,147	- [YELLING] Yes! Yeah! - [GAME SOUNDS]	- [YELLING] Yes! Yeah! - [GAME SOUNDS]
843	00:41:11,947	00:41:14,549	Die, fucker! Die!	Die, fucker! Die!
844	00:41:15,317	00:41:17,653	Oh, God! Jesus!	Oh, God! Jesus!
845	00:41:17,686	00:41:20,256	Today's scrum is now in session. Let's talk	Today's scrum is now in session. Let's talk
846	00:41:20,289	00:41:25,194	risks, roadblocks and deadlines.	risks, roadblocks and deadlines.
847	00:41:25,227	00:41:27,797	Jane. What, uh...	Jane. What, uh...
848	00:41:27,830	00:41:30,733	What do you got going on yesterday? What do you got going on today?	What do you got going on yesterday? What do you got going on today?
849	00:41:42,211	00:41:44,880	MORGAN: It's just a little something...	MORGAN: It's just a little something...
850	00:41:44,914	00:41:50,086	So you can always have my heart close to your middle finger.	So you can always have my heart close to your middle finger.
851	00:41:50,119	00:41:54,123	Schmeltzy, you meltzy my heart.	Schmeltzy, you meltzy my heart.
852	00:41:54,156	00:41:55,758	- Seriously? - Yeah.	- Seriously? - Yeah.
853	00:41:55,791	00:41:57,593	[MOANING]	[MOANING]
854	00:42:09,338	00:42:10,339	[EXHALES]	[EXHALES]
855	00:42:14,944	00:42:15,945	[CHUCKLES]	[CHUCKLES]
856	00:42:16,912	00:42:19,048	Underwear. Underwear.	Underwear. Underwear.
857	00:42:19,849	00:42:20,950	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
858	00:42:21,951	00:42:23,119	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
859	00:42:30,359	00:42:31,727	Hit rewind.	Hit rewind.
860	00:42:33,028	00:42:34,630	What the f...	What the f...
861	00:42:38,200	00:42:40,236	Hey. Yeah, we got ourselves a little problem.	Hey. Yeah, we got ourselves a little problem.
862	00:42:45,174	00:42:47,977	Jameson and I have been going through the files.	Jameson and I have been going through the files.
863	00:42:48,911	00:42:51,080	This is some serious shit.	This is some serious shit.
864	00:42:51,113	00:42:53,782	Yeah, some of it looks pretty intense.	Yeah, some of it looks pretty intense.
865	00:42:53,816	00:42:56,152	It's not just upskirts on there.	It's not just upskirts on there.
866	00:42:56,185	00:42:58,888	Teleplex has been collecting information	Teleplex has been collecting information
867	00:42:58,921	00:43:01,991	and personal data of every asshole that's unlucky enough	and personal data of every asshole that's unlucky enough
868	00:43:02,024	00:43:03,993	- to be targeted by Opar. - Opar!	- to be targeted by Opar. - Opar!
869	00:43:04,026	00:43:05,861	Like that lost city in Tarzan.	Like that lost city in Tarzan.
870	00:43:05,895	00:43:08,430	I don't know, J-Mo. That's... That's not the point.	I don't know, J-Mo. That's... That's not the point.
871	00:43:08,464	00:43:11,367	We're talking 500 million people	We're talking 500 million people
872	00:43:11,400	00:43:13,402	who have had their identity stolen, maybe more.	who have had their identity stolen, maybe more.
873	00:43:13,435	00:43:17,806	I mean, this makes Facebook's data breach look like a tea party.	I mean, this makes Facebook's data breach look like a tea party.
874	00:43:17,840	00:43:21,410	They got files on us and the rest of Teleplex in here.	They got files on us and the rest of Teleplex in here.
875	00:43:21,443	00:43:23,145	They've even got my DNA profile.	They've even got my DNA profile.
876	00:43:23,179	00:43:25,981	Salaries, Social Security numbers,	Salaries, Social Security numbers,
877	00:43:26,015	00:43:29,251	dad's browsing histories, shopping habits.	dad's browsing histories, shopping habits.
878	00:43:29,285	00:43:32,788	I mean, they even have something called a kink factor scale.	I mean, they even have something called a kink factor scale.
879	00:43:32,821	00:43:33,956	Jameson's a 10.	Jameson's a 10.
880	00:43:35,424	00:43:37,326	Wait, is that good or bad?	Wait, is that good or bad?
881	00:43:37,359	00:43:40,262	I have no idea. But I do know	I have no idea. But I do know
882	00:43:40,296	00:43:42,464	that they're compiling our identities	that they're compiling our identities
883	00:43:42,498	00:43:46,368	to sell them to foreign governments like Russia and China.	to sell them to foreign governments like Russia and China.
884	00:43:48,304	00:43:50,940	Targeted data for clients. It's a commodity.	Targeted data for clients. It's a commodity.
885	00:43:50,973	00:43:53,442	You have enough information on people, you can predict their behavior.	You have enough information on people, you can predict their behavior.
886	00:43:53,475	00:43:56,745	It's all about statistics and probabilities.	It's all about statistics and probabilities.
887	00:43:58,214	00:44:01,283	Giorgio probably knows us better than we know ourselves.	Giorgio probably knows us better than we know ourselves.
888	00:44:01,317	00:44:03,953	JANE: But Teleplex hasn't disclosed any of this.	JANE: But Teleplex hasn't disclosed any of this.
889	00:44:03,986	00:44:06,355	And they're not gonna let this discovery go lightly.	And they're not gonna let this discovery go lightly.
890	00:44:06,388	00:44:08,857	No, but they don't know what we know yet.	No, but they don't know what we know yet.
891	00:44:08,891	00:44:12,528	Maybe not. [CHUCKLES] I mean, I'm sure they're monitoring all data traffic.	Maybe not. [CHUCKLES] I mean, I'm sure they're monitoring all data traffic.
892	00:44:12,561	00:44:15,431	You guys work for a seriously fucked up corporation.	You guys work for a seriously fucked up corporation.
893	00:44:15,464	00:44:16,966	Worked.	Worked.
894	00:44:16,999	00:44:18,234	No. He still works for them.	No. He still works for them.
895	00:44:18,267	00:44:22,371	- MILES: J-Mo. - So now what?	- MILES: J-Mo. - So now what?
896	00:44:22,404	00:44:27,810	Tomorrow I go in there and I tell Schmeltz that we've got the goods,	Tomorrow I go in there and I tell Schmeltz that we've got the goods,
897	00:44:27,843	00:44:30,079	and we're not afraid to blow the whistle.	and we're not afraid to blow the whistle.
898	00:44:30,112	00:44:31,413	And what does that mean?	And what does that mean?
899	00:44:31,447	00:44:35,384	- It means we threaten to sue or settle. - Settle. Court sucks.	- It means we threaten to sue or settle. - Settle. Court sucks.
900	00:44:35,417	00:44:38,387	Teleplex Corporate won't want this shit out.	Teleplex Corporate won't want this shit out.
901	00:44:38,420	00:44:44,793	Oh, and Gordy said he has some more dirt for us.	Oh, and Gordy said he has some more dirt for us.
902	00:44:44,827	00:44:46,395	- Gordy? - Mmm-hmm.	- Gordy? - Mmm-hmm.
903	00:44:46,428	00:44:48,364	No way, okay?	No way, okay?
904	00:44:48,397	00:44:50,799	He's a corporate borg. He's not gonna help us.	He's a corporate borg. He's not gonna help us.
905	00:44:50,833	00:44:52,101	He claims he wants out.	He claims he wants out.
906	00:44:54,336	00:44:56,305	Is that a smiley face?	Is that a smiley face?
907	00:44:56,338	00:44:58,841	Yeah. No, I don't trust this guy.	Yeah. No, I don't trust this guy.
908	00:44:58,874	00:45:00,342	I think we should hear him out.	I think we should hear him out.
909	00:45:00,376	00:45:02,278	He said to meet at his place at 9:00.	He said to meet at his place at 9:00.
910	00:45:03,045	00:45:04,346	Okay, fine.	Okay, fine.
911	00:45:04,380	00:45:07,549	Ooh, a secret rendezvous in the cover of darkness.	Ooh, a secret rendezvous in the cover of darkness.
912	00:45:08,618	00:45:09,852	That's hot.	That's hot.
913	00:45:18,227	00:45:19,261	You want??	You want??
914	00:45:24,933	00:45:27,604	Well, it doesn't look like anyone's home.	Well, it doesn't look like anyone's home.
915	00:45:27,637	00:45:30,607	Well, we won't know until we go check it out.	Well, we won't know until we go check it out.
916	00:45:30,640	00:45:33,275	- Jameson, you're staying in the car. - What?	- Jameson, you're staying in the car. - What?
917	00:45:33,309	00:45:36,178	Someone has to stay in the car and keep an eye out for us.	Someone has to stay in the car and keep an eye out for us.
918	00:45:36,211	00:45:39,415	Lookout? I have to be lookout? Lookout sucks.	Lookout? I have to be lookout? Lookout sucks.
919	00:45:39,448	00:45:43,218	Just text us if you see anything weird or suspicious, okay?	Just text us if you see anything weird or suspicious, okay?
920	00:45:43,252	00:45:45,888	- Lame. - JANE: Thanks, Jameson.	- Lame. - JANE: Thanks, Jameson.
921	00:45:45,921	00:45:47,456	We doing this?	We doing this?
922	00:45:47,489	00:45:48,557	I guess so.	I guess so.
923	00:45:50,492	00:45:51,527	Okay.	Okay.
924	00:46:03,138	00:46:06,175	- Told you. - Just let me try again.	- Told you. - Just let me try again.
925	00:46:11,681	00:46:13,882	[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]	[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
926	00:46:22,091	00:46:23,559	Well, this was a waste of time.	Well, this was a waste of time.
927	00:46:27,429	00:46:29,465	- Gordy! - Ah! Let's not break into Gordy's house.	- Gordy! - Ah! Let's not break into Gordy's house.
928	00:46:29,498	00:46:31,066	I think we've done enough snooping for one day.	I think we've done enough snooping for one day.
929	00:46:31,100	00:46:32,334	The door is open.	The door is open.
930	00:46:33,135	00:46:35,204	Come on. Gordy!	Come on. Gordy!
931	00:46:37,005	00:46:39,074	Is anyone home?	Is anyone home?
932	00:46:39,108	00:46:41,310	[SINISTER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]	[SINISTER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
933	00:46:42,645	00:46:43,912	Gordy?	Gordy?
934	00:46:45,247	00:46:46,415	[WHISTLES]	[WHISTLES]
935	00:46:50,587	00:46:53,255	Wow! This is just creepy.	Wow! This is just creepy.
936	00:46:53,956	00:46:55,057	Gordy?	Gordy?
937	00:46:58,360	00:46:59,528	Gordy.	Gordy.
938	00:47:04,400	00:47:07,269	- Oh, sh... - What is it?	- Oh, sh... - What is it?
939	00:47:14,410	00:47:15,577	JANE: Oh, f...	JANE: Oh, f...
940	00:47:16,545	00:47:20,549	- [GASPS] Fuck! He's dead! - [MILES GROANS]	- [GASPS] Fuck! He's dead! - [MILES GROANS]
941	00:47:20,583	00:47:22,284	Oh, God! He's dead!	Oh, God! He's dead!
942	00:47:23,185	00:47:24,353	Oh, God, he's dead.	Oh, God, he's dead.
943	00:47:24,386	00:47:26,488	Uh...	Uh...
944	00:47:26,522	00:47:31,026	"I couldn't pretend any longer. Goodbye, cruel world. Love, Gordy."	"I couldn't pretend any longer. Goodbye, cruel world. Love, Gordy."
945	00:47:32,461	00:47:34,029	This isn't Gordy's handwriting.	This isn't Gordy's handwriting.
946	00:47:34,062	00:47:35,665	Oh, so you're Sherlock Holmes now?	Oh, so you're Sherlock Holmes now?
947	00:47:35,698	00:47:38,601	You know, I've always been partial to Watson.	You know, I've always been partial to Watson.
948	00:47:38,635	00:47:41,403	- [ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES] - [VOCALIZING]	- [ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES] - [VOCALIZING]
949	00:47:48,010	00:47:49,746	They killed him, Miles.	They killed him, Miles.
950	00:47:49,779	00:47:52,214	Teleplex killed Gordy.	Teleplex killed Gordy.
951	00:47:52,247	00:47:54,283	We don't know that for sure.	We don't know that for sure.
952	00:47:54,316	00:47:56,719	Of course we do. Don't be ridiculous.	Of course we do. Don't be ridiculous.
953	00:47:56,753	00:47:58,387	Oh. Oh, my!	Oh. Oh, my!
954	00:48:00,022	00:48:01,323	Gordy! [LAUGHS]	Gordy! [LAUGHS]
955	00:48:02,291	00:48:04,026	[SIRENS APPROACHING]	[SIRENS APPROACHING]
956	00:48:04,059	00:48:06,061	- Is that... - Yeah, a dildo!	- Is that... - Yeah, a dildo!
957	00:48:06,094	00:48:08,964	No! The police, you idiot. Let's go!	No! The police, you idiot. Let's go!
958	00:48:09,799	00:48:12,100	Shit! [GROANS]	Shit! [GROANS]
959	00:48:15,738	00:48:17,439	[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]	[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
960	00:48:19,074	00:48:21,276	Whoa! What the fuck!	Whoa! What the fuck!
961	00:48:21,310	00:48:23,412	- Do you hear something? - [MUSIC STOPS]	- Do you hear something? - [MUSIC STOPS]
962	00:48:23,445	00:48:26,583	- Is that the po-po? - That's just stellar work, Jameson.	- Is that the po-po? - That's just stellar work, Jameson.
963	00:48:27,249	00:48:28,585	Fuck!	Fuck!
964	00:48:28,618	00:48:30,085	JAMESON: What, you guys did a shitty job.	JAMESON: What, you guys did a shitty job.
965	00:48:30,118	00:48:31,553	You're such a fucking child!	You're such a fucking child!
966	00:48:32,722	00:48:34,122	- Are you for real? - Yeah, you know what?	- Are you for real? - Yeah, you know what?
967	00:48:34,156	00:48:37,259	It's because of dudes like you that our generation gets a bad rep.	It's because of dudes like you that our generation gets a bad rep.
968	00:48:37,292	00:48:40,062	When old man Burns is complaining about the lazy, worthless millennial	When old man Burns is complaining about the lazy, worthless millennial
969	00:48:40,095	00:48:41,598	down the street who can't hold a job,	down the street who can't hold a job,
970	00:48:41,631	00:48:43,232	he's bitching about dudes like you.	he's bitching about dudes like you.
971	00:48:43,265	00:48:44,433	Oh, fuck you, Miles!	Oh, fuck you, Miles!
972	00:48:44,466	00:48:47,035	Quit acting like you're God's gift to the goddamn world.	Quit acting like you're God's gift to the goddamn world.
973	00:48:47,069	00:48:48,805	You think you're so much better than everyone else	You think you're so much better than everyone else
974	00:48:48,838	00:48:52,074	just because you have a shitty job in a shitty company that's making the world shittier.	just because you have a shitty job in a shitty company that's making the world shittier.
975	00:48:52,107	00:48:55,110	Well, congratu-fucking-lations, bro. You are a real rock star.	Well, congratu-fucking-lations, bro. You are a real rock star.
976	00:48:55,143	00:48:56,411	Your mom must be so proud.	Your mom must be so proud.
977	00:48:57,747	00:49:00,249	Ow! Ow! Not the bun!	Ow! Ow! Not the bun!
978	00:49:00,282	00:49:02,050	Get off the bun! Ow!	Get off the bun! Ow!
979	00:49:02,084	00:49:03,485	- [TIRES SCREECH] - JANE: Stop!	- [TIRES SCREECH] - JANE: Stop!
980	00:49:03,519	00:49:06,522	Both of you need to get our shit together right now!	Both of you need to get our shit together right now!
981	00:49:06,555	00:49:12,629	Miles, do I need to remind you that we just found our dead coworker?	Miles, do I need to remind you that we just found our dead coworker?
982	00:49:12,662	00:49:14,563	- Wait, you have a dead coworker? - Yes!	- Wait, you have a dead coworker? - Yes!
983	00:49:14,597	00:49:16,833	Gordy's dead, probably for talking to us.	Gordy's dead, probably for talking to us.
984	00:49:16,866	00:49:19,736	Technically speaking, we don't know it's because he talked to us or someone else.	Technically speaking, we don't know it's because he talked to us or someone else.
985	00:49:19,769	00:49:21,638	Or maybe he did just kill himself.	Or maybe he did just kill himself.
986	00:49:21,671	00:49:23,539	- He's actually dead? - JANE: Yes.	- He's actually dead? - JANE: Yes.
987	00:49:23,572	00:49:25,507	Body dead. No more Gordy.	Body dead. No more Gordy.
988	00:49:27,342	00:49:28,645	And you didn't call the cops?	And you didn't call the cops?
989	00:49:28,678	00:49:30,445	J-Mo, they just showed up!	J-Mo, they just showed up!
990	00:49:31,581	00:49:32,749	We've been set up!	We've been set up!
991	00:49:32,782	00:49:34,817	- Nope, that's it. I am out. - What?	- Nope, that's it. I am out. - What?
992	00:49:34,851	00:49:37,452	Dude, I am done. This mission is FUBAR.	Dude, I am done. This mission is FUBAR.
993	00:49:37,486	00:49:41,523	When people start dying, it is time to cut your losses and move on.	When people start dying, it is time to cut your losses and move on.
994	00:49:42,592	00:49:43,760	JANE: Jameson, stop.	JANE: Jameson, stop.
995	00:49:45,327	00:49:47,864	MILES: That's right. Quitting as usual.	MILES: That's right. Quitting as usual.
996	00:49:47,897	00:49:50,432	JANE: Miles, shut it. Jameson, we've got to stick together.	JANE: Miles, shut it. Jameson, we've got to stick together.
997	00:49:50,465	00:49:51,567	J-Mo, get in the car.	J-Mo, get in the car.
998	00:49:51,601	00:49:53,302	You know I hate that name!	You know I hate that name!
999	00:49:53,335	00:49:56,171	Jeez, okay. Look, I'm sorry, okay?	Jeez, okay. Look, I'm sorry, okay?
1000	00:49:59,207	00:50:02,477	- What are you sorry for? - Jesus Christ, J-Mo! Get in the fucking car!	- What are you sorry for? - Jesus Christ, J-Mo! Get in the fucking car!
1001	00:50:03,846	00:50:06,248	[GRUNTS]	[GRUNTS]
1002	00:50:06,281	00:50:09,518	I just... I need to go and cool down right now, all right?	I just... I need to go and cool down right now, all right?
1003	00:50:09,551	00:50:12,421	I just need some space.	I just need some space.
1004	00:50:12,454	00:50:14,657	- Just let me go. - J... [GROANS]	- Just let me go. - J... [GROANS]
1005	00:50:14,691	00:50:15,825	Fuck!	Fuck!
1006	00:50:24,266	00:50:25,267	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
1007	00:50:26,803	00:50:28,537	Should we be worried about him?	Should we be worried about him?
1008	00:50:29,504	00:50:30,372	He'll be fine.	He'll be fine.
1009	00:50:30,405	00:50:32,675	He usually just cools off at the arcade.	He usually just cools off at the arcade.
1010	00:50:33,743	00:50:35,645	Wow, he truly is a man-child.	Wow, he truly is a man-child.
1011	00:51:11,413	00:51:12,749	Who has roll-up windows anymore?	Who has roll-up windows anymore?
1012	00:51:17,219	00:51:18,755	JANE: God, are you kidding me?	JANE: God, are you kidding me?
1013	00:51:21,523	00:51:23,626	[SOBBING]	[SOBBING]
1014	00:51:23,660	00:51:26,495	Hey, hey, hey! I was just joking about the car.	Hey, hey, hey! I was just joking about the car.
1015	00:51:26,528	00:51:30,565	What have we got ourselves into? This is a total disaster.	What have we got ourselves into? This is a total disaster.
1016	00:51:30,600	00:51:33,870	Yeah. [STUTTERS] We'll figure it out.	Yeah. [STUTTERS] We'll figure it out.
1017	00:51:38,875	00:51:41,176	Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches?	Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches?
1018	00:52:03,599	00:52:06,435	- Sandwiches are ready. - Just a sec.	- Sandwiches are ready. - Just a sec.
1019	00:52:09,371	00:52:10,472	[EXHALES]	[EXHALES]
1020	00:52:22,652	00:52:24,419	[GRUNTING]	[GRUNTING]
1021	00:52:27,322	00:52:29,558	Come on! Come on! Come on!	Come on! Come on! Come on!
1022	00:52:29,592	00:52:32,327	[YELLING] Yes! Yes!	[YELLING] Yes! Yes!
1023	00:52:33,395	00:52:35,598	Boom! Eat that, bro!	Boom! Eat that, bro!
1024	00:52:35,631	00:52:37,566	- Yeah, go to your mommy. - Let's go.	- Yeah, go to your mommy. - Let's go.
1025	00:52:37,600	00:52:40,937	Why don't you have her change your diaper while you're at it, loser?	Why don't you have her change your diaper while you're at it, loser?
1026	00:52:48,745	00:52:51,513	You, uh... Are you feeling better?	You, uh... Are you feeling better?
1027	00:52:51,546	00:52:55,283	Grilled cheese sandwiches always remind me of being a kid. [CHUCKLES]	Grilled cheese sandwiches always remind me of being a kid. [CHUCKLES]
1028	00:52:55,317	00:52:57,653	There's something so simple and pure about them.	There's something so simple and pure about them.
1029	00:52:57,687	00:52:59,789	Is this your mom's special recipe?	Is this your mom's special recipe?
1030	00:52:59,822	00:53:02,658	Uh, my dad's, actually.	Uh, my dad's, actually.
1031	00:53:02,692	00:53:07,063	My mom died when I was little. So Pops did most of the cooking.	My mom died when I was little. So Pops did most of the cooking.
1032	00:53:07,096	00:53:08,898	- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine.	- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine.
1033	00:53:08,931	00:53:10,733	It was a long time ago.	It was a long time ago.
1034	00:53:15,470	00:53:17,472	Aren't you a little old to be hanging out here?	Aren't you a little old to be hanging out here?
1035	00:53:17,506	00:53:19,374	Nope. $5 in tokens, please.	Nope. $5 in tokens, please.
1036	00:53:24,346	00:53:25,514	Good luck.	Good luck.
1037	00:53:25,547	00:53:29,819	Thank you kindly... Vanessa.	Thank you kindly... Vanessa.
1038	00:53:29,852	00:53:33,321	May the odds be ever in your favor.	May the odds be ever in your favor.
1039	00:53:34,356	00:53:36,759	[WHISTLING]	[WHISTLING]
1040	00:53:38,661	00:53:42,965	- MILES: Dizzy? - Dizzy as in Dizzy Gillespie?	- MILES: Dizzy? - Dizzy as in Dizzy Gillespie?
1041	00:53:42,999	00:53:44,332	What, you know his music?	What, you know his music?
1042	00:53:44,366	00:53:47,003	Of course. I love Dizzy.	Of course. I love Dizzy.
1043	00:53:47,036	00:53:49,404	- Do you play? - Yeah, I don't, uh...	- Do you play? - Yeah, I don't, uh...
1044	00:53:49,437	00:53:50,840	I don't play much anymore.	I don't play much anymore.
1045	00:53:50,873	00:53:52,942	Um, Teleplex got the better of my jazz career.	Um, Teleplex got the better of my jazz career.
1046	00:53:55,443	00:53:56,579	How about you?	How about you?
1047	00:53:56,946	00:53:58,614	Alto sax.	Alto sax.
1048	00:53:58,648	00:54:02,051	Charlie Parker was my hero in high school band. [CHUCKLES]	Charlie Parker was my hero in high school band. [CHUCKLES]
1049	00:54:02,084	00:54:03,953	You know, if we put Jameson on the drum kit,	You know, if we put Jameson on the drum kit,
1050	00:54:03,986	00:54:06,789	we'd have ourselves a pretty hip jazz trio. [SNICKERS]	we'd have ourselves a pretty hip jazz trio. [SNICKERS]
1051	00:54:06,823	00:54:10,860	- [CHUCKLES] More like a hipster jazz trio. - [BOTH LAUGH]	- [CHUCKLES] More like a hipster jazz trio. - [BOTH LAUGH]
1052	00:54:10,893	00:54:13,763	Yeah, it's a shame he only plays video games, though.	Yeah, it's a shame he only plays video games, though.
1053	00:54:16,766	00:54:19,769	Shit, we're emptying.	Shit, we're emptying.
1054	00:54:21,137	00:54:23,973	[FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]	[FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1055	00:54:24,006	00:54:26,776	[MACHINE BEEPING AND BUZZING]	[MACHINE BEEPING AND BUZZING]
1056	00:54:30,545	00:54:32,682	- [GRUNTS, PANTS] - [MACHINE POWERS DOWN]	- [GRUNTS, PANTS] - [MACHINE POWERS DOWN]
1057	00:54:32,715	00:54:34,617	VANESSA: Whoa, maniac!	VANESSA: Whoa, maniac!
1058	00:54:34,650	00:54:36,018	Are you sure you can handle that?	Are you sure you can handle that?
1059	00:54:36,052	00:54:38,154	Why don't you step in the zone and find out?	Why don't you step in the zone and find out?
1060	00:54:38,187	00:54:39,421	All right.	All right.
1061	00:54:40,957	00:54:41,958	Let's do it.	Let's do it.
1062	00:54:43,593	00:54:45,493	- Loser buys drinks. - Deal.	- Loser buys drinks. - Deal.
1063	00:54:48,430	00:54:50,432	[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]	[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
1064	00:54:51,801	00:54:52,969	[JAMESON GRUNTS]	[JAMESON GRUNTS]
1065	00:54:54,003	00:54:56,504	[MACHINE BEEPING AND BUZZING]	[MACHINE BEEPING AND BUZZING]
1066	00:55:12,088	00:55:14,657	- [MACHINE STOPS] - [WHOOPS]	- [MACHINE STOPS] - [WHOOPS]
1067	00:55:14,690	00:55:15,992	[LAUGHS] Beat you!	[LAUGHS] Beat you!
1068	00:55:19,695	00:55:20,897	That was embarrassing.	That was embarrassing.
1069	00:55:20,930	00:55:22,832	Did I tell you I'm a ballet bar instructor	Did I tell you I'm a ballet bar instructor
1070	00:55:22,865	00:55:26,736	when I'm not serving pizza and scraping kids' vomit off Skee-Ball lanes?	when I'm not serving pizza and scraping kids' vomit off Skee-Ball lanes?
1071	00:55:26,769	00:55:28,738	I love Swan Lake.	I love Swan Lake.
1072	00:55:28,771	00:55:30,139	You're looking at Von Rothbart.	You're looking at Von Rothbart.
1073	00:55:30,172	00:55:32,675	Oh, is that right, Baryshnikov?	Oh, is that right, Baryshnikov?
1074	00:55:32,708	00:55:34,944	I'm actually just about to finish up here,	I'm actually just about to finish up here,
1075	00:55:34,977	00:55:37,713	if you want to grab a drink around the corner.	if you want to grab a drink around the corner.
1076	00:55:37,747	00:55:40,116	As long as there's karaoke to serenade us.	As long as there's karaoke to serenade us.
1077	00:55:40,149	00:55:42,652	[SINGING BADLY]	[SINGING BADLY]
1078	00:55:49,725	00:55:52,128	What? What... What are you doing?	What? What... What are you doing?
1079	00:55:52,161	00:55:53,796	How many times have I told you?	How many times have I told you?
1080	00:55:53,829	00:55:56,032	Look. I mean... I mean... How can you understand?	Look. I mean... I mean... How can you understand?
1081	00:55:56,065	00:55:57,532	This is smaller than the...	This is smaller than the...
1082	00:55:57,565	00:56:00,636	- Mama, por favor. Please. - The smaller things go up here...	- Mama, por favor. Please. - The smaller things go up here...
1083	00:56:00,670	00:56:02,872	Stop! You've never told me this, ever!	Stop! You've never told me this, ever!
1084	00:56:02,905	00:56:05,041	- This has always been here all the time. - No. No, you...	- This has always been here all the time. - No. No, you...
1085	00:56:05,074	00:56:06,742	- Don't lie to me! - Ow! Mama!	- Don't lie to me! - Ow! Mama!
1086	00:56:06,776	00:56:08,177	- Don't lie to me. - Damn!	- Don't lie to me. - Damn!
1087	00:56:08,210	00:56:10,846	When are you going to learn, darling?	When are you going to learn, darling?
1088	00:56:10,880	00:56:12,982	[STUTTERING] We got customers.	[STUTTERING] We got customers.
1089	00:56:13,015	00:56:14,817	Oh, it's just Miles.	Oh, it's just Miles.
1090	00:56:14,850	00:56:16,018	Hi. Good to see you, Miles.	Hi. Good to see you, Miles.
1091	00:56:16,052	00:56:18,520	- Juanita. - Yeah. And who's this young lady?	- Juanita. - Yeah. And who's this young lady?
1092	00:56:18,553	00:56:20,189	Juanita, Jane. Jane, Juanita.	Juanita, Jane. Jane, Juanita.
1093	00:56:20,222	00:56:23,558	- Oh! Buena noches. - Buena noches. Como estas, Juanita?	- Oh! Buena noches. - Buena noches. Como estas, Juanita?
1094	00:56:23,592	00:56:25,795	I mean, look how pretty she is.	I mean, look how pretty she is.
1095	00:56:25,828	00:56:27,263	Prettier than you.	Prettier than you.
1096	00:56:27,296	00:56:28,597	[JANE LAUGHS]	[JANE LAUGHS]
1097	00:56:28,631	00:56:30,633	[SPEAKING SPANISH]	[SPEAKING SPANISH]
1098	00:56:34,170	00:56:38,074	I mean, clearly, she's... She's much smarter than both of you put together.	I mean, clearly, she's... She's much smarter than both of you put together.
1099	00:56:38,107	00:56:41,077	Mama! Why do you have to say things like that?	Mama! Why do you have to say things like that?
1100	00:56:41,110	00:56:45,147	Ah, look what happens when a boy grows up	Ah, look what happens when a boy grows up
1101	00:56:45,181	00:56:47,083	and becomes a man.	and becomes a man.
1102	00:56:47,116	00:56:52,520	You know, you actually attract women other than your mom.	You know, you actually attract women other than your mom.
1103	00:56:52,554	00:56:55,024	- JAVIER: Ew! - We're actually just friends.	- JAVIER: Ew! - We're actually just friends.
1104	00:56:55,057	00:56:57,760	Oh, look at you two.	Oh, look at you two.
1105	00:56:57,793	00:57:00,763	Mmm? I mean, you look like a beautiful couple.	Mmm? I mean, you look like a beautiful couple.
1106	00:57:00,796	00:57:02,732	How can you not be one?	How can you not be one?
1107	00:57:02,765	00:57:04,266	[JANE CHUCKLES]	[JANE CHUCKLES]
1108	00:57:04,300	00:57:06,669	Anything you want, it's on me.	Anything you want, it's on me.
1109	00:57:06,702	00:57:08,137	I'll have an old fashioned. [CHUCKLES]	I'll have an old fashioned. [CHUCKLES]
1110	00:57:08,170	00:57:09,772	A lady who drinks whiskey.	A lady who drinks whiskey.
1111	00:57:10,873	00:57:12,108	I think I'm in love.	I think I'm in love.
1112	00:57:12,141	00:57:14,677	These guys make the best old fashioned in town. Hands down.	These guys make the best old fashioned in town. Hands down.
1113	00:57:14,710	00:57:16,112	Oh, yeah, we do.	Oh, yeah, we do.
1114	00:57:16,145	00:57:19,782	Well, if it's the best drink in town, then we gotta try it, right?	Well, if it's the best drink in town, then we gotta try it, right?
1115	00:57:19,815	00:57:23,085	- We'll take two. - You're not going to regret it.	- We'll take two. - You're not going to regret it.
1116	00:57:23,119	00:57:24,320	I don't think I will.	I don't think I will.
1117	00:57:24,353	00:57:27,757	VANESSA: So, what drives a single...	VANESSA: So, what drives a single...
1118	00:57:27,790	00:57:30,826	I mean, I'm assuming single, 30 something dude	I mean, I'm assuming single, 30 something dude
1119	00:57:30,860	00:57:33,829	with no kids to hang around an arcade by himself?	with no kids to hang around an arcade by himself?
1120	00:57:33,863	00:57:36,098	JAMESON: I don't know. I like playing games.	JAMESON: I don't know. I like playing games.
1121	00:57:36,132	00:57:37,933	Takes my mind off stuff.	Takes my mind off stuff.
1122	00:57:37,967	00:57:39,201	That so wrong?	That so wrong?
1123	00:57:39,235	00:57:41,670	That place has the opposite effect on me.	That place has the opposite effect on me.
1124	00:57:41,704	00:57:43,039	Work takes the joy out of everything.	Work takes the joy out of everything.
1125	00:57:44,073	00:57:46,275	- You think so? - Absolutely.	- You think so? - Absolutely.
1126	00:57:46,308	00:57:48,310	What do you do for work, then?	What do you do for work, then?
1127	00:57:48,344	00:57:52,715	[SIGHS] Well, right now I'm in between jobs, but, I'm a writer.	[SIGHS] Well, right now I'm in between jobs, but, I'm a writer.
1128	00:57:52,748	00:57:54,717	Oh. What kind of stuff?	Oh. What kind of stuff?
1129	00:57:54,750	00:57:56,218	Well, right now I'm brainstorming my novel about	Well, right now I'm brainstorming my novel about
1130	00:57:56,252	00:57:58,354	break dancing in New York in 1970.	break dancing in New York in 1970.
1131	00:57:58,387	00:58:03,592	But, mostly I write just existentialist crises stuff.	But, mostly I write just existentialist crises stuff.
1132	00:58:03,626	00:58:05,995	Ah, so that's why you're so down.	Ah, so that's why you're so down.
1133	00:58:08,130	00:58:09,665	I can't really talk about it.	I can't really talk about it.
1134	00:58:10,733	00:58:11,867	It's like a thing.	It's like a thing.
1135	00:58:16,739	00:58:19,742	You know, between the upskirts and the stolen data,	You know, between the upskirts and the stolen data,
1136	00:58:19,775	00:58:22,011	we've got enough to blow the whistle on these pricks.	we've got enough to blow the whistle on these pricks.
1137	00:58:22,044	00:58:24,013	[SLOW JAZZ MUSIC]	[SLOW JAZZ MUSIC]
1138	00:58:24,046	00:58:27,049	Have you read the news recently?	Have you read the news recently?
1139	00:58:27,083	00:58:30,152	I mean, evidence doesn't mean much.	I mean, evidence doesn't mean much.
1140	00:58:30,186	00:58:32,721	We're living in the age of alternative facts	We're living in the age of alternative facts
1141	00:58:33,322	00:58:34,890	and pussy-grabbing.	and pussy-grabbing.
1142	00:58:35,291	00:58:36,325	Well...	Well...
1143	00:58:38,127	00:58:40,863	If nothing else, we gotta get rid of Schmeltz from that place.	If nothing else, we gotta get rid of Schmeltz from that place.
1144	00:58:41,997	00:58:43,632	[GROANS] Yeah.	[GROANS] Yeah.
1145	00:58:43,666	00:58:46,368	I truly hate that guy. [SIGHS]	I truly hate that guy. [SIGHS]
1146	00:58:46,402	00:58:48,737	Yeah, he is the worst.	Yeah, he is the worst.
1147	00:58:48,771	00:58:50,239	The place is the worst.	The place is the worst.
1148	00:58:51,974	00:58:55,111	But at least I met you there.	But at least I met you there.
1149	00:58:56,812	00:58:58,314	- Cheers. - Cheers. [CHUCKLES]	- Cheers. - Cheers. [CHUCKLES]
1150	00:59:03,319	00:59:04,353	Mmm.	Mmm.
1151	00:59:10,926	00:59:12,995	- Hello. - Oh.	- Hello. - Oh.
1152	00:59:18,868	00:59:20,936	MILES: Hello.	MILES: Hello.
1153	00:59:20,970	00:59:23,105	We found out that the company is harvesting data	We found out that the company is harvesting data
1154	00:59:23,139	00:59:25,808	and selling people's identities to the highest bidder.	and selling people's identities to the highest bidder.
1155	00:59:25,841	00:59:28,911	- Harvesting? That's messed. - Super messed.	- Harvesting? That's messed. - Super messed.
1156	00:59:28,944	00:59:30,346	So what are you gonna do?	So what are you gonna do?
1157	00:59:30,379	00:59:31,247	I don't know.	I don't know.
1158	00:59:31,280	00:59:33,315	Right now I'm feeling very undervalued,	Right now I'm feeling very undervalued,
1159	00:59:33,349	00:59:34,984	so I probably won't do anything.	so I probably won't do anything.
1160	00:59:37,119	00:59:39,255	You know what will make you feel better?	You know what will make you feel better?
1161	00:59:39,288	00:59:40,723	Another one of these.	Another one of these.
1162	00:59:40,756	00:59:41,957	I think you're right.	I think you're right.
1163	00:59:44,360	00:59:45,794	What do you think I should do?	What do you think I should do?
1164	00:59:45,828	00:59:47,997	Well, I'm always of the mindset of,	Well, I'm always of the mindset of,
1165	00:59:48,030	00:59:50,933	if you start something, see it through.	if you start something, see it through.
1166	00:59:50,966	00:59:54,703	What do you think, Fran? Half assed or full assed?	What do you think, Fran? Half assed or full assed?
1167	00:59:54,737	00:59:59,375	Vanny, don't stop until the job is done. Cheers.	Vanny, don't stop until the job is done. Cheers.
1168	01:00:01,243	01:00:04,046	- Fanny? - [LAUGHS] It's Vanny.	- Fanny? - [LAUGHS] It's Vanny.
1169	01:00:04,079	01:00:06,482	Vanny? Whoa, Vanny?	Vanny? Whoa, Vanny?
1170	01:00:06,515	01:00:10,886	That's what Miles says. He says I quit everything.	That's what Miles says. He says I quit everything.
1171	01:00:10,920	01:00:12,221	Maybe he's got a point.	Maybe he's got a point.
1172	01:00:12,254	01:00:14,023	Calm yourself.	Calm yourself.
1173	01:00:14,056	01:00:16,759	If there's one thing I'm not quitting,	If there's one thing I'm not quitting,
1174	01:00:16,792	01:00:19,028	it's this drink. Cheers.	it's this drink. Cheers.
1175	01:00:19,061	01:00:20,396	[CHUCKLES] Cheers.	[CHUCKLES] Cheers.
1176	01:00:23,966	01:00:25,801	I want you to play me something.	I want you to play me something.
1177	01:00:26,468	01:00:28,470	Mmm-mmm. [CHUCKLES] No.	Mmm-mmm. [CHUCKLES] No.
1178	01:00:28,504	01:00:32,808	No, no, no, no. It is way too early in our relationship for that.	No, no, no, no. It is way too early in our relationship for that.
1179	01:00:32,841	01:00:34,443	Oh, come on.	Oh, come on.
1180	01:00:34,476	01:00:38,847	- Wait. Way too early in our relationship? - [BOTH LAUGH]	- Wait. Way too early in our relationship? - [BOTH LAUGH]
1181	01:00:39,315	01:00:40,783	Play me something.	Play me something.
1182	01:00:42,051	01:00:43,285	Are you serious?	Are you serious?
1183	01:00:43,319	01:00:46,155	Yes. I want to hear some music. Do it.	Yes. I want to hear some music. Do it.
1184	01:00:46,188	01:00:47,923	- Come on, do it. - [GROANS]	- Come on, do it. - [GROANS]
1185	01:00:47,957	01:00:51,360	- Do it, do it, do it. - [BOTH LAUGHING]	- Do it, do it, do it. - [BOTH LAUGHING]
1186	01:00:52,294	01:00:54,430	What? [GROANING]	What? [GROANING]
1187	01:01:00,869	01:01:03,973	- Okay. What do you wanna hear? - Anything.	- Okay. What do you wanna hear? - Anything.
1188	01:01:05,107	01:01:06,141	[LAUGHS]	[LAUGHS]
1189	01:01:07,443	01:01:08,477	Okay.	Okay.
1190	01:01:12,081	01:01:14,083	[MUSIC PLAYING]	[MUSIC PLAYING]
1191	01:01:35,571	01:01:36,905	Told you, I'm rusty.	Told you, I'm rusty.
1192	01:01:36,939	01:01:38,974	Shut up and keep playing.	Shut up and keep playing.
1193	01:01:39,008	01:01:40,009	[GROANS]	[GROANS]
1194	01:01:40,909	01:01:43,846	[MUSIC PLAYING]	[MUSIC PLAYING]
1195	01:01:43,879	01:01:46,482	- Come on, let's dance. - No, I'm better at dance-dance.	- Come on, let's dance. - No, I'm better at dance-dance.
1196	01:01:46,515	01:01:49,018	And you weren't so good at that, Von Rothbart.	And you weren't so good at that, Von Rothbart.
1197	01:01:49,051	01:01:51,387	- Ouch! - [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]	- Ouch! - [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
1198	01:01:54,089	01:01:55,324	Move, move.	Move, move.
1199	01:01:57,126	01:01:59,061	- Come on. - MAN: Come on. Here we go.	- Come on. - MAN: Come on. Here we go.
1200	01:02:15,177	01:02:16,245	I'm a fox.	I'm a fox.
1201	01:02:16,278	01:02:17,279	Meow!	Meow!
1202	01:02:23,152	01:02:27,523	That was so good.	That was so good.
1203	01:02:27,556	01:02:30,092	You're so talented, Miles.	You're so talented, Miles.
1204	01:02:30,125	01:02:31,293	[KNOCKING ON DOOR]	[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1205	01:02:32,528	01:02:33,562	Oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
1206	01:02:34,563	01:02:36,165	That's probably the neighbors.	That's probably the neighbors.
1207	01:02:36,198	01:02:37,199	It's a bit late for trumpet.	It's a bit late for trumpet.
1208	01:02:45,174	01:02:48,110	Hey, I am so sorry. [GRUNTS. GROANS]	Hey, I am so sorry. [GRUNTS. GROANS]
1209	01:02:50,145	01:02:51,347	MORGAN: That had to hurt.	MORGAN: That had to hurt.
1210	01:02:52,147	01:02:53,382	[COUGHING]	[COUGHING]
1211	01:02:53,415	01:02:55,417	- Don't fight us. - It won't be fun.	- Don't fight us. - It won't be fun.
1212	01:02:55,451	01:02:57,419	[GASPS, COUGHS]	[GASPS, COUGHS]
1213	01:03:00,155	01:03:03,626	What the fuck are you doing here, Schmeltz? This is my home.	What the fuck are you doing here, Schmeltz? This is my home.
1214	01:03:03,660	01:03:07,463	Nice place. Ladies, find the files.	Nice place. Ladies, find the files.
1215	01:03:08,464	01:03:10,199	[MILES BREATHING HEAVILY]	[MILES BREATHING HEAVILY]
1216	01:03:16,238	01:03:18,641	I need what you've stolen from me.	I need what you've stolen from me.
1217	01:03:18,675	01:03:20,075	What?	What?
1218	01:03:20,109	01:03:24,079	MORGAN: Look, I know you and your little cohorts schemed against me.	MORGAN: Look, I know you and your little cohorts schemed against me.
1219	01:03:24,980	01:03:27,684	So where are my files?	So where are my files?
1220	01:03:27,717	01:03:30,486	- I don't know what you're talking about. - Listen, asshole.	- I don't know what you're talking about. - Listen, asshole.
1221	01:03:30,519	01:03:33,021	There's cameras all over Teleplex.	There's cameras all over Teleplex.
1222	01:03:33,055	01:03:37,559	You seriously thought there wasn't a camera in my office, too?	You seriously thought there wasn't a camera in my office, too?
1223	01:03:41,263	01:03:44,433	[LAUGHS] Holy shit!	[LAUGHS] Holy shit!
1224	01:03:44,466	01:03:46,669	You really are a moron, aren't you?	You really are a moron, aren't you?
1225	01:03:50,239	01:03:51,573	Keep searching, girls!	Keep searching, girls!
1226	01:03:53,142	01:03:55,544	- [CHATTER] - [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]	- [CHATTER] - [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
1227	01:03:57,379	01:04:00,115	I haven't sweated this much since I did hot rock yoga.	I haven't sweated this much since I did hot rock yoga.
1228	01:04:00,149	01:04:02,951	[CHUCKLES] Wow. You're such a hipster.	[CHUCKLES] Wow. You're such a hipster.
1229	01:04:02,985	01:04:05,521	I mean, a pretty hipster, but a hipster nonetheless.	I mean, a pretty hipster, but a hipster nonetheless.
1230	01:04:06,488	01:04:07,956	Kombucha.	Kombucha.
1231	01:04:07,990	01:04:10,125	[LAUGHS] Okay.	[LAUGHS] Okay.
1232	01:04:11,126	01:04:13,128	So, uh, where's your place?	So, uh, where's your place?
1233	01:04:13,162	01:04:15,264	Uh, it's not far from here.	Uh, it's not far from here.
1234	01:04:15,297	01:04:18,200	Ah. Come on. I'll give you a ride.	Ah. Come on. I'll give you a ride.
1235	01:04:25,507	01:04:27,209	- Let's go! - Yeah!	- Let's go! - Yeah!
1236	01:04:29,445	01:04:31,213	[MORGAN EXHALES]	[MORGAN EXHALES]
1237	01:04:31,246	01:04:34,049	So, show me where the files are.	So, show me where the files are.
1238	01:04:37,119	01:04:38,153	Please?	Please?
1239	01:04:40,322	01:04:41,490	Pretty please.	Pretty please.
1240	01:04:43,125	01:04:44,193	[MILES EXHALES]	[MILES EXHALES]
1241	01:04:48,063	01:04:50,600	Oh, see, according to my data research,	Oh, see, according to my data research,
1242	01:04:50,633	01:04:55,304	there is a 50% chance of penis growth if you use Pharex's ViaGrow.	there is a 50% chance of penis growth if you use Pharex's ViaGrow.
1243	01:04:56,606	01:05:00,542	Lola, Ruby, explain to him how this works.	Lola, Ruby, explain to him how this works.
1244	01:05:05,314	01:05:08,350	[STRAINS, GROANS]	[STRAINS, GROANS]
1245	01:05:08,383	01:05:11,053	Oh, you are such a bastard.	Oh, you are such a bastard.
1246	01:05:11,086	01:05:14,223	Yeah. That's what my mom told me.	Yeah. That's what my mom told me.
1247	01:05:14,256	01:05:18,293	That kind of language is not gonna get you a promotion!	That kind of language is not gonna get you a promotion!
1248	01:05:18,327	01:05:21,230	Oops! I dropped your computer in the sink	Oops! I dropped your computer in the sink
1249	01:05:21,263	01:05:23,165	and I turned on the water.	and I turned on the water.
1250	01:05:23,198	01:05:26,401	[GASPING] Oh, here we go!	[GASPING] Oh, here we go!
1251	01:05:26,435	01:05:31,206	What we do is we marinate that in a good bit of H2O.	What we do is we marinate that in a good bit of H2O.
1252	01:05:31,240	01:05:37,112	We put just a little bit of soap water to make sure it gets pretty clean.	We put just a little bit of soap water to make sure it gets pretty clean.
1253	01:05:37,145	01:05:40,082	And then we just let that fucking sit there.	And then we just let that fucking sit there.
1254	01:05:40,115	01:05:42,417	[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]	[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
1255	01:05:47,122	01:05:48,625	Just give me what I want!	Just give me what I want!
1256	01:05:51,393	01:05:52,394	[COCKS GUN]	[COCKS GUN]
1257	01:05:55,531	01:05:57,332	- Back off! - [GUN CLICKS]	- Back off! - [GUN CLICKS]
1258	01:05:57,366	01:05:59,636	[CHUCKLES, GROANS]	[CHUCKLES, GROANS]
1259	01:05:59,669	01:06:01,203	Stop!	Stop!
1260	01:06:01,236	01:06:02,805	Miles, she's got a gun.	Miles, she's got a gun.
1261	01:06:02,839	01:06:06,208	MORGAN: That's right, Miles. She's got a gun!	MORGAN: That's right, Miles. She's got a gun!
1262	01:06:08,343	01:06:10,245	- Nothing on her, sir. - MORGAN: Damn it.	- Nothing on her, sir. - MORGAN: Damn it.
1263	01:06:13,282	01:06:14,550	[SNIFFS]	[SNIFFS]
1264	01:06:14,584	01:06:16,318	I wanted to frisk you.	I wanted to frisk you.
1265	01:06:17,020	01:06:19,622	- Ouch! - Back off, Schmeltz.	- Ouch! - Back off, Schmeltz.
1266	01:06:22,759	01:06:25,795	Isn't this just fucking adorable?	Isn't this just fucking adorable?
1267	01:06:25,828	01:06:28,263	[MIMICS SMOOCHING]	[MIMICS SMOOCHING]
1268	01:06:28,297	01:06:30,667	Where's your fucking idiot helper? Huh?	Where's your fucking idiot helper? Huh?
1269	01:06:33,468	01:06:34,704	[VANESSA TURNS OFF MUSIC]	[VANESSA TURNS OFF MUSIC]
1270	01:06:37,272	01:06:39,408	- Thanks for the ride. - You're welcome.	- Thanks for the ride. - You're welcome.
1271	01:06:40,877	01:06:43,545	- That was fun. - Yeah, it was.	- That was fun. - Yeah, it was.
1272	01:06:51,520	01:06:53,790	- Why you doing this to me? - [JANE CHUCKLES]	- Why you doing this to me? - [JANE CHUCKLES]
1273	01:06:53,823	01:06:59,796	Maybe because you decided to be a grotesque pig	Maybe because you decided to be a grotesque pig
1274	01:06:59,829	01:07:02,130	and film upskirts of your employees.	and film upskirts of your employees.
1275	01:07:02,164	01:07:05,602	You're the bastard stealing people's identities	You're the bastard stealing people's identities
1276	01:07:05,635	01:07:09,404	- and selling them to the highest bidder. - [MORGAN MIMICS SNORING]	- and selling them to the highest bidder. - [MORGAN MIMICS SNORING]
1277	01:07:11,808	01:07:13,175	[LAUGHING]	[LAUGHING]
1278	01:07:14,711	01:07:17,680	You're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.	You're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.
1279	01:07:18,146	01:07:20,482	Everybody does it.	Everybody does it.
1280	01:07:20,515	01:07:22,284	You buy the latest iPhone,	You buy the latest iPhone,
1281	01:07:22,317	01:07:24,353	you swipe on your social media.	you swipe on your social media.
1282	01:07:25,387	01:07:27,322	Swipe, swipe.	Swipe, swipe.
1283	01:07:27,356	01:07:30,359	Just giving away your life.	Just giving away your life.
1284	01:07:30,392	01:07:32,862	That's the price you pay for living on the grid.	That's the price you pay for living on the grid.
1285	01:07:33,362	01:07:34,396	Duh!	Duh!
1286	01:07:36,799	01:07:38,735	So, where are my files?	So, where are my files?
1287	01:07:38,768	01:07:40,803	MILES: Ooh, see,	MILES: Ooh, see,
1288	01:07:40,837	01:07:45,842	our associate has them, and he is far, far away.	our associate has them, and he is far, far away.
1289	01:07:55,885	01:07:58,788	- I love your hair. - Thanks.	- I love your hair. - Thanks.
1290	01:07:58,821	01:08:00,757	That's my power source.	That's my power source.
1291	01:08:00,790	01:08:02,058	Whoa, Mama! Yeah.	Whoa, Mama! Yeah.
1292	01:08:02,091	01:08:05,695	Oh, wow. All right. Oh, yeah! Get them off! There you go!	Oh, wow. All right. Oh, yeah! Get them off! There you go!
1293	01:08:06,763	01:08:08,397	Whoa! Yeah!	Whoa! Yeah!
1294	01:08:08,430	01:08:10,399	If we disappear,	If we disappear,
1295	01:08:10,432	01:08:13,870	all of that shit will be out in the world,	all of that shit will be out in the world,
1296	01:08:13,903	01:08:17,572	and Teleplex, along with you, will be exposed.	and Teleplex, along with you, will be exposed.
1297	01:08:17,607	01:08:19,842	Our associate is just waiting to push the button.	Our associate is just waiting to push the button.
1298	01:08:19,876	01:08:21,644	MORGAN: Fuck!	MORGAN: Fuck!
1299	01:08:21,678	01:08:25,447	Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!	Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1300	01:08:25,480	01:08:28,250	Fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!	Fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1301	01:08:28,283	01:08:29,952	- WOMAN: Boss! - Oh, what? God damn it!	- WOMAN: Boss! - Oh, what? God damn it!
1302	01:08:29,986	01:08:31,553	- It's the big boss. - Oh.	- It's the big boss. - Oh.
1303	01:08:32,521	01:08:34,423	Hey! Yeah, yeah.	Hey! Yeah, yeah.
1304	01:08:34,456	01:08:37,259	[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] No, everything's fine here.	[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] No, everything's fine here.
1305	01:08:37,994	01:08:39,729	Yeah, we're just finishing up.	Yeah, we're just finishing up.
1306	01:08:40,863	01:08:42,665	No, not yet.	No, not yet.
1307	01:08:42,699	01:08:44,433	[SOFTLY] Did you let Jameson know?	[SOFTLY] Did you let Jameson know?
1308	01:08:44,466	01:08:45,902	I tried. He didn't answer.	I tried. He didn't answer.
1309	01:08:45,935	01:08:48,236	Fuck. Damn, where is that guy?	Fuck. Damn, where is that guy?
1310	01:08:48,270	01:08:49,404	BOTH: Stop talking.	BOTH: Stop talking.
1311	01:08:50,472	01:08:51,708	That's fucking weird.	That's fucking weird.
1312	01:08:54,409	01:08:56,979	Oh, okay. Oh, okay! Ah!	Oh, okay. Oh, okay! Ah!
1313	01:08:57,013	01:08:58,915	- [VANESSA GRUNTING] - Inverted downward dog. Yeah.	- [VANESSA GRUNTING] - Inverted downward dog. Yeah.
1314	01:08:58,948	01:09:01,784	Fuck, yeah! Do you feel it?	Fuck, yeah! Do you feel it?
1315	01:09:01,818	01:09:05,420	- [JAMESON MOANING] - Own that, baby! Own that, baby!	- [JAMESON MOANING] - Own that, baby! Own that, baby!
1316	01:09:05,454	01:09:09,424	- [BOTH MOANING AND GRUNTING] - Oh, fantastic. Oh, fantastic.	- [BOTH MOANING AND GRUNTING] - Oh, fantastic. Oh, fantastic.
1317	01:09:09,458	01:09:11,326	- No? - I feel it.	- No? - I feel it.
1318	01:09:11,359	01:09:14,496	[VANESSA GRUNTING]	[VANESSA GRUNTING]
1319	01:09:14,529	01:09:17,365	[BOTH GRUNTING]	[BOTH GRUNTING]
1320	01:09:17,399	01:09:18,467	Do you feel it?	Do you feel it?
1321	01:09:19,001	01:09:21,671	Yeah. Oh.	Yeah. Oh.
1322	01:09:21,704	01:09:22,972	[FARTING]	[FARTING]
1323	01:09:23,005	01:09:26,642	- [GASPING] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Breathe.	- [GASPING] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Breathe.
1324	01:09:26,676	01:09:29,277	- I can't breathe! [GROANS] - Breathe.	- I can't breathe! [GROANS] - Breathe.
1325	01:09:29,311	01:09:31,981	- Oh, okay. I feel it now. Yeah, yeah. - There it is. Yeah, feel it.	- Oh, okay. I feel it now. Yeah, yeah. - There it is. Yeah, feel it.
1326	01:09:32,014	01:09:33,583	It's called soaking.	It's called soaking.
1327	01:09:33,616	01:09:35,450	[GASPING]	[GASPING]
1328	01:09:35,484	01:09:37,754	[BOTH YELLING]	[BOTH YELLING]
1329	01:09:40,056	01:09:42,592	- [BOTH GASP] - That was amazing!	- [BOTH GASP] - That was amazing!
1330	01:09:42,625	01:09:47,529	Wasn't it? I'm practicing the art of Kama-yoga-lates.	Wasn't it? I'm practicing the art of Kama-yoga-lates.
1331	01:09:47,562	01:09:50,933	It's a mix between Kamasutra, Bikram Yoga and Pilates.	It's a mix between Kamasutra, Bikram Yoga and Pilates.
1332	01:09:50,967	01:09:53,502	- [GASPING] - You're welcome.	- [GASPING] - You're welcome.
1333	01:09:53,535	01:09:56,371	I for sure thought you'd be a soft lay.	I for sure thought you'd be a soft lay.
1334	01:09:56,404	01:09:57,807	But that was something else.	But that was something else.
1335	01:09:57,840	01:09:59,976	- [LAUGHS] - Dhanyavada.	- [LAUGHS] - Dhanyavada.
1336	01:10:00,009	01:10:02,377	[GASPING] What?	[GASPING] What?
1337	01:10:02,410	01:10:04,580	It's Sanskrit for "thank you."	It's Sanskrit for "thank you."
1338	01:10:04,614	01:10:08,316	- Oh. - Dhanyavada.	- Oh. - Dhanyavada.
1339	01:10:08,350	01:10:10,352	- [GROWLING] - MORGAN: The fuck are you looking at?	- [GROWLING] - MORGAN: The fuck are you looking at?
1340	01:10:10,385	01:10:13,089	They used to put me in a cage when I was a kid.	They used to put me in a cage when I was a kid.
1341	01:10:13,122	01:10:15,557	No, I'm not talking to you, Giorgio.	No, I'm not talking to you, Giorgio.
1342	01:10:15,591	01:10:17,660	No, that's not true. They didn't put me in a cage.	No, that's not true. They didn't put me in a cage.
1343	01:10:17,693	01:10:19,662	Yes, we're on our way.	Yes, we're on our way.
1344	01:10:19,695	01:10:20,696	Pack them up.	Pack them up.
1345	01:10:20,730	01:10:22,330	- Giorgio wants to meet our new friends. - Fuck.	- Giorgio wants to meet our new friends. - Fuck.
1346	01:10:22,364	01:10:23,933	Uh, wait, I have to go to the bathroom.	Uh, wait, I have to go to the bathroom.
1347	01:10:23,966	01:10:25,433	Just hold it, okay?	Just hold it, okay?
1348	01:10:25,467	01:10:26,769	I will pee in your car.	I will pee in your car.
1349	01:10:27,770	01:10:30,039	Fine. Let her go.	Fine. Let her go.
1350	01:10:36,511	01:10:39,381	Could you turn away, creeper?	Could you turn away, creeper?
1351	01:10:39,414	01:10:42,084	- [SIGHS] - You better not be shitting! Hurry up!	- [SIGHS] - You better not be shitting! Hurry up!
1352	01:10:45,955	01:10:47,556	Let's go, Tinkle Bell.	Let's go, Tinkle Bell.
1353	01:10:48,423	01:10:49,992	[TOILET FLUSHES]	[TOILET FLUSHES]
1354	01:10:57,033	01:10:58,868	[IN FRENCH] Si parfaite.	[IN FRENCH] Si parfaite.
1355	01:10:58,901	01:10:59,936	[IN ENGLISH] Double bun?	[IN ENGLISH] Double bun?
1356	01:10:59,969	01:11:01,938	- Impressive. - Thank you.	- Impressive. - Thank you.
1357	01:11:01,971	01:11:04,406	I've been working on it for quite some time now.	I've been working on it for quite some time now.
1358	01:11:04,439	01:11:05,507	I have to grow it out,	I have to grow it out,
1359	01:11:05,540	01:11:07,743	invest in twice-a-day conditionings,	invest in twice-a-day conditionings,
1360	01:11:07,777	01:11:09,544	but it's worth it.	but it's worth it.
1361	01:11:09,578	01:11:10,580	I love it.	I love it.
1362	01:11:11,781	01:11:12,915	Dhanyavada.	Dhanyavada.
1363	01:11:13,749	01:11:14,817	There it is again.	There it is again.
1364	01:11:14,851	01:11:16,686	My yoga master's a hard ass on me,	My yoga master's a hard ass on me,
1365	01:11:16,719	01:11:20,388	so basically speak fluent yoga, you know?	so basically speak fluent yoga, you know?
1366	01:11:20,422	01:11:24,559	Okay. [CHUCKLES] Well, Jameson, this has been fun,	Okay. [CHUCKLES] Well, Jameson, this has been fun,
1367	01:11:24,594	01:11:26,028	but I better head home.	but I better head home.
1368	01:11:27,462	01:11:29,732	You wanna... give me your number?	You wanna... give me your number?
1369	01:11:31,533	01:11:33,501	Haven't you heard of a one-night stand before?	Haven't you heard of a one-night stand before?
1370	01:11:37,673	01:11:40,176	Oh! Yeah, I have. Um...	Oh! Yeah, I have. Um...
1371	01:11:40,209	01:11:41,777	[LAUGHS] I'm just kidding.	[LAUGHS] I'm just kidding.
1372	01:11:41,811	01:11:45,480	[LAUGHS] That was good.	[LAUGHS] That was good.
1373	01:11:45,513	01:11:48,450	Okay. Yeah, that... You're funny.	Okay. Yeah, that... You're funny.
1374	01:11:48,483	01:11:53,089	Um, my phone. Where is it? I think it's, uh...	Um, my phone. Where is it? I think it's, uh...
1375	01:11:53,122	01:11:54,924	VANESSA: [CHUCKLES] Oh, um, I think it might've	VANESSA: [CHUCKLES] Oh, um, I think it might've
1376	01:11:54,957	01:11:57,425	gone over by the dresser when I ripped your pants off.	gone over by the dresser when I ripped your pants off.
1377	01:11:57,459	01:11:59,629	Yes, you did. Got it.	Yes, you did. Got it.
1378	01:12:00,162	01:12:02,098	All right.	All right.
1379	01:12:02,131	01:12:04,934	- You ready? - Oh, I'm ready.	- You ready? - Oh, I'm ready.
1380	01:12:04,967	01:12:07,435	[LAUGHS] 9-1-7-5-8...	[LAUGHS] 9-1-7-5-8...
1381	01:12:07,469	01:12:09,571	- Shit. - What?	- Shit. - What?
1382	01:12:09,605	01:12:10,840	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1383	01:12:24,552	01:12:27,990	Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!	Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
1384	01:12:28,024	01:12:31,093	Uh, is your crazy ex here or something?	Uh, is your crazy ex here or something?
1385	01:12:31,127	01:12:33,629	Remember when I told you I was having a really shitty day?	Remember when I told you I was having a really shitty day?
1386	01:12:33,663	01:12:35,031	Well, yeah. I don't have dementia.	Well, yeah. I don't have dementia.
1387	01:12:35,064	01:12:36,198	[FRANTICALLY] Well, their psychopath boss	[FRANTICALLY] Well, their psychopath boss
1388	01:12:36,232	01:12:40,770	and these two buff yet really strangely hot Asian twins	and these two buff yet really strangely hot Asian twins
1389	01:12:40,803	01:12:42,537	just stole my best friends.	just stole my best friends.
1390	01:12:42,570	01:12:44,173	- Excuse me? - It's my fault. This is all my fault.	- Excuse me? - It's my fault. This is all my fault.
1391	01:12:44,206	01:12:45,608	What am I gonna do? This is all my fault.	What am I gonna do? This is all my fault.
1392	01:12:45,641	01:12:46,474	I... I didn't answer.	I... I didn't answer.
1393	01:12:46,508	01:12:48,210	They texted me and I didn't respond,	They texted me and I didn't respond,
1394	01:12:48,244	01:12:50,046	because I wasn't paying attention because I was boning you,	because I wasn't paying attention because I was boning you,
1395	01:12:50,079	01:12:51,513	and I didn't respond.	and I didn't respond.
1396	01:12:51,546	01:12:52,848	And now they're stolen. Now my friends are gone.	And now they're stolen. Now my friends are gone.
1397	01:12:52,882	01:12:54,516	What do I do? What do I do?	What do I do? What do I do?
1398	01:12:54,549	01:12:57,053	Well, you had a pretty good distraction.	Well, you had a pretty good distraction.
1399	01:12:57,086	01:12:58,520	This is serious!	This is serious!
1400	01:12:58,553	01:13:01,157	Oh. Um, okay. Well, uh...	Oh. Um, okay. Well, uh...
1401	01:13:01,190	01:13:03,793	- You have the files they're after, right? - Yeah.	- You have the files they're after, right? - Yeah.
1402	01:13:03,826	01:13:05,761	[CHUCKLES] So, you've got the power.	[CHUCKLES] So, you've got the power.
1403	01:13:06,561	01:13:08,130	They need what you have.	They need what you have.
1404	01:13:08,164	01:13:09,732	That's called leverage.	That's called leverage.
1405	01:13:10,166	01:13:11,499	I don't know.	I don't know.
1406	01:13:11,533	01:13:13,736	Because then I'll have to get involved,	Because then I'll have to get involved,
1407	01:13:13,769	01:13:15,805	and what if I'm into those Asian twins,	and what if I'm into those Asian twins,
1408	01:13:15,838	01:13:17,606	because they're strong, and like, it's a weird thing...	because they're strong, and like, it's a weird thing...
1409	01:13:17,640	01:13:19,208	You know what? [SIGHS]	You know what? [SIGHS]
1410	01:13:19,241	01:13:21,844	I'm starting to think your friends were right about you quitting on things.	I'm starting to think your friends were right about you quitting on things.
1411	01:13:26,682	01:13:28,217	I'll text him. I will text him.	I'll text him. I will text him.
1412	01:13:28,250	01:13:30,252	- There we go. - All right.	- There we go. - All right.
1413	01:13:30,286	01:13:31,887	- It's not recognizing you. - [CELL PHONE BEEPING]	- It's not recognizing you. - [CELL PHONE BEEPING]
1414	01:13:31,921	01:13:33,756	No. It's because of the double man bun.	No. It's because of the double man bun.
1415	01:13:33,789	01:13:35,157	It doesn't recognize my face now.	It doesn't recognize my face now.
1416	01:13:35,191	01:13:37,827	- Uh, maybe try you hair... - I'll do the code.	- Uh, maybe try you hair... - I'll do the code.
1417	01:13:37,860	01:13:41,063	- I'll do the code. 6-8-6-8... - 6-8, not 6-9.	- I'll do the code. 6-8-6-8... - 6-8, not 6-9.
1418	01:13:41,664	01:13:43,065	You do me all you want.	You do me all you want.
1419	01:13:43,799	01:13:46,002	- Call. - All right, we are in.	- Call. - All right, we are in.
1420	01:13:46,035	01:13:47,670	What do I say?	What do I say?
1421	01:13:47,703	01:13:50,072	How about you start with, "Where are you headed?"	How about you start with, "Where are you headed?"
1422	01:13:52,641	01:13:54,010	[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]	[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1423	01:14:01,183	01:14:02,818	[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]	[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
1424	01:14:09,358	01:14:10,760	[WHISPERS] Distract her.	[WHISPERS] Distract her.
1425	01:14:12,361	01:14:14,930	So, have you worked for Teleplex long?	So, have you worked for Teleplex long?
1426	01:14:15,998	01:14:18,034	Wow. Amazing.	Wow. Amazing.
1427	01:14:18,067	01:14:19,935	- So, where we headed? - MORGAN: Stop talking.	- So, where we headed? - MORGAN: Stop talking.
1428	01:14:22,338	01:14:25,041	Hey, look! Look. Jane just sent me a GPS pin.	Hey, look! Look. Jane just sent me a GPS pin.
1429	01:14:33,082	01:14:34,083	Where are we headed?	Where are we headed?
1430	01:14:35,017	01:14:37,987	[EXHALES] Take me to Tarzana.	[EXHALES] Take me to Tarzana.
1431	01:14:38,020	01:14:39,655	[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]	[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1432	01:14:58,908	01:14:59,909	Everybody out.	Everybody out.
1433	01:15:03,112	01:15:04,146	[BELL DINGING]	[BELL DINGING]
1434	01:15:04,180	01:15:07,850	Ah! Welcome, special guests.	Ah! Welcome, special guests.
1435	01:15:07,883	01:15:09,985	- Where's Giorgio? - Master Giorgio's in the jungle room.	- Where's Giorgio? - Master Giorgio's in the jungle room.
1436	01:15:10,019	01:15:11,787	Please, come, come. Follow me.	Please, come, come. Follow me.
1437	01:15:11,821	01:15:13,022	Let's go. Follow Charles.	Let's go. Follow Charles.
1438	01:15:18,394	01:15:19,862	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1439	01:15:20,763	01:15:22,832	Where the hell are we?	Where the hell are we?
1440	01:15:22,865	01:15:24,900	I feel like Tarzan's about to jump out.	I feel like Tarzan's about to jump out.
1441	01:15:24,934	01:15:27,269	Ah! How keen of you to notice.	Ah! How keen of you to notice.
1442	01:15:27,303	01:15:31,040	It's the last home owned by Edgar Rice Burroughs before his untimely death.	It's the last home owned by Edgar Rice Burroughs before his untimely death.
1443	01:15:31,073	01:15:36,278	Master Giorgio is an avid collector of all things Tarzan related. [GIGGLES]	Master Giorgio is an avid collector of all things Tarzan related. [GIGGLES]
1444	01:15:36,312	01:15:39,081	You may not know this, but Tarzana was founded by Mr. Burroughs	You may not know this, but Tarzana was founded by Mr. Burroughs
1445	01:15:39,115	01:15:41,383	as an enclave for those seeking refuge from the...	as an enclave for those seeking refuge from the...
1446	01:15:41,417	01:15:43,419	- What the fuck is he talking about? - Go!	- What the fuck is he talking about? - Go!
1447	01:15:43,452	01:15:45,754	[GIGGLES] If he could only see it now.	[GIGGLES] If he could only see it now.
1448	01:15:48,023	01:15:49,225	[GIGGLING]	[GIGGLING]
1449	01:15:49,258	01:15:52,328	Ah! Here we are, the jungle room.	Ah! Here we are, the jungle room.
1450	01:15:52,361	01:15:55,664	Master Giorgio will be with you shortly. Toodaloo!	Master Giorgio will be with you shortly. Toodaloo!
1451	01:15:59,335	01:16:03,372	The owner of Teleplex lives... here?	The owner of Teleplex lives... here?
1452	01:16:03,405	01:16:06,275	- Who the hell is this guy? - [CHUCKLES]	- Who the hell is this guy? - [CHUCKLES]
1453	01:16:06,308	01:16:08,144	[GIORGIO IMITATES TARZAN'S JUNGLE CALL]	[GIORGIO IMITATES TARZAN'S JUNGLE CALL]
1454	01:16:10,913	01:16:13,182	Pull up to the scene. Where my clothes, mister?	Pull up to the scene. Where my clothes, mister?
1455	01:16:13,215	01:16:15,351	Pull up to the scene. Where my clothes, mister?	Pull up to the scene. Where my clothes, mister?
1456	01:16:16,418	01:16:18,087	Yeah, I'm different.	Yeah, I'm different.
1457	01:16:18,120	01:16:21,957	Pull up to the scene. No clothes.	Pull up to the scene. No clothes.
1458	01:16:21,991	01:16:25,127	These two have been a major pain in my ass.	These two have been a major pain in my ass.
1459	01:16:25,161	01:16:26,829	I better get my goddamn bonus	I better get my goddamn bonus
1460	01:16:26,862	01:16:28,130	for the shit they put me through.	for the shit they put me through.
1461	01:16:28,164	01:16:31,734	You'll be lucky if I don't feed you to Lucy.	You'll be lucky if I don't feed you to Lucy.
1462	01:16:32,368	01:16:33,969	[LOW GROWL]	[LOW GROWL]
1463	01:16:34,937	01:16:39,208	Lucy would just love a juicy sap like you.	Lucy would just love a juicy sap like you.
1464	01:16:39,241	01:16:40,442	Okay.	Okay.
1465	01:16:40,476	01:16:41,544	[SNIFFS]	[SNIFFS]
1466	01:16:41,577	01:16:43,979	- You're doing the smell thing again. - Oh, yeah.	- You're doing the smell thing again. - Oh, yeah.
1467	01:16:44,013	01:16:46,715	That's what animals do when they smell their prey.	That's what animals do when they smell their prey.
1468	01:16:47,917	01:16:50,886	Now, get out. Now.	Now, get out. Now.
1469	01:16:52,421	01:16:53,923	I want my bonus.	I want my bonus.
1470	01:16:55,758	01:16:59,261	Miles, Jane. Welcome to my estate.	Miles, Jane. Welcome to my estate.
1471	01:16:59,995	01:17:01,730	I am Liev Giorgio.	I am Liev Giorgio.
1472	01:17:01,764	01:17:04,133	Uh, yeah, we're not here by choice.	Uh, yeah, we're not here by choice.
1473	01:17:04,166	01:17:07,503	- Schmeltz and your thugs dragged us here, so... - [GIORGIO SNIFFS]	- Schmeltz and your thugs dragged us here, so... - [GIORGIO SNIFFS]
1474	01:17:07,536	01:17:09,371	What do you think of my jungle room?	What do you think of my jungle room?
1475	01:17:09,405	01:17:11,240	It's a little obsessive.	It's a little obsessive.
1476	01:17:11,273	01:17:14,410	Why do anything at all, if not to obsess over it?	Why do anything at all, if not to obsess over it?
1477	01:17:14,443	01:17:16,879	Maybe because you sound like a sociopath.	Maybe because you sound like a sociopath.
1478	01:17:16,912	01:17:20,182	Well, obsession and painstaking attention to detail	Well, obsession and painstaking attention to detail
1479	01:17:20,216	01:17:23,118	are what got me this far in life.	are what got me this far in life.
1480	01:17:23,152	01:17:27,756	See, they used to call me the King of Silicon Valley.	See, they used to call me the King of Silicon Valley.
1481	01:17:27,790	01:17:30,192	Only Zuckerberg had more success than I	Only Zuckerberg had more success than I
1482	01:17:30,226	01:17:31,393	at an earlier age.	at an earlier age.
1483	01:17:31,427	01:17:33,262	And he created what?	And he created what?
1484	01:17:33,295	01:17:37,266	A glorified dating website. [MOCKINGLY] Ooh!	A glorified dating website. [MOCKINGLY] Ooh!
1485	01:17:37,299	01:17:38,901	What's your point, Giorgio?	What's your point, Giorgio?
1486	01:17:38,934	01:17:41,470	My point is that I created the very first algorithm	My point is that I created the very first algorithm
1487	01:17:41,503	01:17:44,240	that would allow me to track the purchases and web activity	that would allow me to track the purchases and web activity
1488	01:17:44,273	01:17:47,009	of millions of web mongers.	of millions of web mongers.
1489	01:17:47,042	01:17:49,044	I know who's gonna buy what	I know who's gonna buy what
1490	01:17:49,078	01:17:51,380	and what you're gonna want to buy next.	and what you're gonna want to buy next.
1491	01:17:51,413	01:17:55,384	You see, I have been watching all of humankind	You see, I have been watching all of humankind
1492	01:17:55,417	01:17:57,453	since the dawn of the Internet.	since the dawn of the Internet.
1493	01:17:58,020	01:18:00,823	Like an omniscient God.	Like an omniscient God.
1494	01:18:01,924	01:18:06,428	[IN DEEP VOICE] Your omniscient God!	[IN DEEP VOICE] Your omniscient God!
1495	01:18:06,962	01:18:08,097	[GROWLS]	[GROWLS]
1496	01:18:09,298	01:18:10,799	Wow!	Wow!
1497	01:18:10,833	01:18:13,202	Takeaway to all of that, without my data mining,	Takeaway to all of that, without my data mining,
1498	01:18:13,235	01:18:16,171	there is no Teleplex, no jobs for you two.	there is no Teleplex, no jobs for you two.
1499	01:18:16,205	01:18:17,239	MILES: Does it feel good	MILES: Does it feel good
1500	01:18:17,273	01:18:20,509	prying into people's lives like a petty criminal?	prying into people's lives like a petty criminal?
1501	01:18:20,542	01:18:24,513	Well, you leave your trash out on the street... [SNIFFING]	Well, you leave your trash out on the street... [SNIFFING]
1502	01:18:25,080	01:18:26,982	it's gonna be sniffed.	it's gonna be sniffed.
1503	01:18:27,016	01:18:29,151	You're nothing but a nerd without a conscience.	You're nothing but a nerd without a conscience.
1504	01:18:31,120	01:18:33,956	[IN DEEP VOICE] Me, Tarzan. You, Jane!	[IN DEEP VOICE] Me, Tarzan. You, Jane!
1505	01:18:33,989	01:18:37,393	Okay, okay, okay. Back off, spray tans.	Okay, okay, okay. Back off, spray tans.
1506	01:18:37,426	01:18:40,195	You see, you have something that belongs to me.	You see, you have something that belongs to me.
1507	01:18:41,363	01:18:43,365	I just ask that you return it.	I just ask that you return it.
1508	01:18:47,002	01:18:49,238	- [SIGHS] - Wow, this is huge.	- [SIGHS] - Wow, this is huge.
1509	01:18:49,271	01:18:50,472	Who lives here?	Who lives here?
1510	01:18:50,506	01:18:53,542	The Teleplex guy must be fucking loaded.	The Teleplex guy must be fucking loaded.
1511	01:18:53,575	01:18:55,511	My grandpa had a house like this.	My grandpa had a house like this.
1512	01:18:56,312	01:18:57,546	He was a dick.	He was a dick.
1513	01:19:00,282	01:19:03,085	Look, Vinny, I don't think you should go in there.	Look, Vinny, I don't think you should go in there.
1514	01:19:03,118	01:19:05,888	I'm sorry that I dragged you into this, but...	I'm sorry that I dragged you into this, but...
1515	01:19:05,921	01:19:07,956	this isn't your problem.	this isn't your problem.
1516	01:19:07,990	01:19:10,225	[CHUCKLES] Uh, it's already my problem.	[CHUCKLES] Uh, it's already my problem.
1517	01:19:12,895	01:19:14,096	- I'm just kidding. - [CHUCKLES]	- I'm just kidding. - [CHUCKLES]
1518	01:19:14,129	01:19:15,898	I like you, I wanna help.	I like you, I wanna help.
1519	01:19:15,931	01:19:18,167	I like you, too. A lot.	I like you, too. A lot.
1520	01:19:20,469	01:19:22,871	Okay, so what can I do?	Okay, so what can I do?
1521	01:19:24,273	01:19:26,275	This has got all the files on it.	This has got all the files on it.
1522	01:19:26,308	01:19:28,310	I downloaded it. Now...	I downloaded it. Now...
1523	01:19:28,344	01:19:31,280	I don't know what's gonna go on in there, so...	I don't know what's gonna go on in there, so...
1524	01:19:31,313	01:19:33,148	can you just hold on to this for me?	can you just hold on to this for me?
1525	01:19:33,683	01:19:35,918	Of course. No problem.	Of course. No problem.
1526	01:19:36,985	01:19:39,188	- [CAR BEEPING] - [JAMESON SIGHS]	- [CAR BEEPING] - [JAMESON SIGHS]
1527	01:19:43,092	01:19:45,060	- [SQUELCHING] - [GIORGIO GROANS]	- [SQUELCHING] - [GIORGIO GROANS]
1528	01:19:46,261	01:19:49,531	A-ha. It's been up there a while.	A-ha. It's been up there a while.
1529	01:19:52,201	01:19:54,370	[GRUNTING]	[GRUNTING]
1530	01:19:56,673	01:19:58,006	[EXHALES]	[EXHALES]
1531	01:20:00,042	01:20:04,213	My files. Give them to me, now.	My files. Give them to me, now.
1532	01:20:04,246	01:20:05,648	If what you're doing is so legal,	If what you're doing is so legal,
1533	01:20:05,682	01:20:09,485	we have every right to share your business dealings with the public.	we have every right to share your business dealings with the public.
1534	01:20:09,518	01:20:11,553	You absolutely do not.	You absolutely do not.
1535	01:20:11,588	01:20:14,289	I have a strict NDA with all my clients.	I have a strict NDA with all my clients.
1536	01:20:14,323	01:20:16,458	- With Putin? - [IN FEMININE VOICE] And with you.	- With Putin? - [IN FEMININE VOICE] And with you.
1537	01:20:16,492	01:20:17,861	You see, sweetheart,	You see, sweetheart,
1538	01:20:17,893	01:20:21,130	you really should read your contracts a little bit more carefully.	you really should read your contracts a little bit more carefully.
1539	01:20:21,163	01:20:24,099	Mmm. I don't work for you anymore.	Mmm. I don't work for you anymore.
1540	01:20:24,133	01:20:25,702	- Oh. - MILES: And neither do I.	- Oh. - MILES: And neither do I.
1541	01:20:25,735	01:20:27,637	I quit. Effective immediately.	I quit. Effective immediately.
1542	01:20:27,670	01:20:30,372	I accept your resignation.	I accept your resignation.
1543	01:20:30,406	01:20:32,709	However, you are now in possession	However, you are now in possession
1544	01:20:32,742	01:20:35,712	of stolen proprietary information.	of stolen proprietary information.
1545	01:20:35,745	01:20:38,547	And it is I who should alert the authorities.	And it is I who should alert the authorities.
1546	01:20:38,581	01:20:40,717	[MIMICKING SIREN AND GUNFIRE]	[MIMICKING SIREN AND GUNFIRE]
1547	01:20:40,750	01:20:43,986	LAPD. Here they are, officers. Take them away.	LAPD. Here they are, officers. Take them away.
1548	01:20:44,019	01:20:45,087	MILES: Why don't you do that,	MILES: Why don't you do that,
1549	01:20:45,120	01:20:46,723	and I'll be sure to mention that you sent your goons	and I'll be sure to mention that you sent your goons
1550	01:20:46,756	01:20:48,290	to abduct and terrorize us	to abduct and terrorize us
1551	01:20:48,323	01:20:50,426	in the middle of the night at our homes.	in the middle of the night at our homes.
1552	01:20:50,459	01:20:52,161	Mmm. Yeah.	Mmm. Yeah.
1553	01:20:52,194	01:20:55,030	And, one of your executives	And, one of your executives
1554	01:20:55,063	01:20:59,301	was secretly recording videos of his female subordinates.	was secretly recording videos of his female subordinates.
1555	01:20:59,334	01:21:04,173	Mmm. Sounds like a class action lawsuit to me.	Mmm. Sounds like a class action lawsuit to me.
1556	01:21:04,206	01:21:07,509	[YELLS] Schmeltz, get your ass in here right now.	[YELLS] Schmeltz, get your ass in here right now.
1557	01:21:07,543	01:21:08,645	MORGAN: Yeah.	MORGAN: Yeah.
1558	01:21:10,613	01:21:12,347	They give you the files yet, boss?	They give you the files yet, boss?
1559	01:21:13,315	01:21:16,185	[STUTTERS] Does it look like I got the files,	[STUTTERS] Does it look like I got the files,
1560	01:21:16,218	01:21:17,720	you filthy pervert?	you filthy pervert?
1561	01:21:20,723	01:21:23,660	Whoa! Wait! [STUTTERING]	Whoa! Wait! [STUTTERING]
1562	01:21:23,693	01:21:26,462	Just relax. I can fix this. I can fix it.	Just relax. I can fix this. I can fix it.
1563	01:21:26,495	01:21:29,599	- I am starting to lose my temper. - Of course.	- I am starting to lose my temper. - Of course.
1564	01:21:31,701	01:21:33,469	You've exposed me, Schmeltz.	You've exposed me, Schmeltz.
1565	01:21:33,502	01:21:35,971	[DOORBELL RINGS, INTERCOM BEEPS]	[DOORBELL RINGS, INTERCOM BEEPS]
1566	01:21:37,506	01:21:39,575	MORGAN: [SHOUTING] That's the bastard with the files!	MORGAN: [SHOUTING] That's the bastard with the files!
1567	01:21:39,609	01:21:40,976	JAMESON: [ON INTERCOM] Hello?	JAMESON: [ON INTERCOM] Hello?
1568	01:21:42,244	01:21:44,614	Who are you and what do you want?	Who are you and what do you want?
1569	01:21:44,647	01:21:48,250	Yeah. Hi. Uh, my name is Jameson Doheny.	Yeah. Hi. Uh, my name is Jameson Doheny.
1570	01:21:48,283	01:21:51,086	I'm friends with Jane and Miles.	I'm friends with Jane and Miles.
1571	01:21:51,119	01:21:52,789	I think you're holding them hostage.	I think you're holding them hostage.
1572	01:21:52,822	01:21:54,323	So, if you could, uh...	So, if you could, uh...
1573	01:21:56,124	01:21:58,661	you know, go ahead and open up.	you know, go ahead and open up.
1574	01:21:59,696	01:22:00,830	GIORGIO: What the fuck?	GIORGIO: What the fuck?
1575	01:22:00,864	01:22:03,733	How do they know you're here? Did... Did he follow you?	How do they know you're here? Did... Did he follow you?
1576	01:22:03,766	01:22:07,069	- No, no! It's got to be one of them! - JAMESON: Hello?	- No, no! It's got to be one of them! - JAMESON: Hello?
1577	01:22:07,102	01:22:09,706	Both of you, empty your pockets, now.	Both of you, empty your pockets, now.
1578	01:22:11,106	01:22:13,408	- Now! - [JAMESON MAKING BIRD SOUNDS]	- Now! - [JAMESON MAKING BIRD SOUNDS]
1579	01:22:15,645	01:22:17,112	MORGAN: We frisked her!	MORGAN: We frisked her!
1580	01:22:17,145	01:22:18,347	That's not my fault!	That's not my fault!
1581	01:22:18,380	01:22:21,416	- Un-fucking-believable! - [GRUNTS]	- Un-fucking-believable! - [GRUNTS]
1582	01:22:21,450	01:22:23,586	JAMESON: All right, I'm gonna blink twice.	JAMESON: All right, I'm gonna blink twice.
1583	01:22:25,622	01:22:29,324	Give that. Hand it over, now.	Give that. Hand it over, now.
1584	01:22:29,358	01:22:31,226	Now. Now. Give it here.	Now. Now. Give it here.
1585	01:22:31,828	01:22:33,663	- Really? - Shut it.	- Really? - Shut it.
1586	01:22:34,631	01:22:37,499	- [DIGITAL BEEPS] - Oh, Charles, where are you?	- [DIGITAL BEEPS] - Oh, Charles, where are you?
1587	01:22:37,533	01:22:40,402	[IN FEMININE VOICE] Yes, Master. Ooh! Yes, Master Giorgio.	[IN FEMININE VOICE] Yes, Master. Ooh! Yes, Master Giorgio.
1588	01:22:40,435	01:22:43,105	There you are, my sweet, precious Charles.	There you are, my sweet, precious Charles.
1589	01:22:43,138	01:22:45,842	Um, please get this lump of trash	Um, please get this lump of trash
1590	01:22:45,875	01:22:47,409	out of my jungle room	out of my jungle room
1591	01:22:47,442	01:22:50,713	and incinerate this mobile device immediately.	and incinerate this mobile device immediately.
1592	01:22:50,747	01:22:52,247	Right-O, Master Giorgio.	Right-O, Master Giorgio.
1593	01:22:52,281	01:22:53,415	- Uh... Oh. - [MORGAN GROANS]	- Uh... Oh. - [MORGAN GROANS]
1594	01:22:53,448	01:22:56,251	- Twins! - [JAMESON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON INTERCOM]	- Twins! - [JAMESON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON INTERCOM]
1595	01:22:56,285	01:22:57,787	- [HUMS AND GIGGLES] - [DOOR OPENS]	- [HUMS AND GIGGLES] - [DOOR OPENS]
1596	01:22:57,820	01:22:58,888	- Kaw-kaw! - [MORGAN GROANS]	- Kaw-kaw! - [MORGAN GROANS]
1597	01:22:58,922	01:23:01,156	- [DOOR CLOSES] - CHARLES: I think Mr. Schmeltz here	- [DOOR CLOSES] - CHARLES: I think Mr. Schmeltz here
1598	01:23:01,189	01:23:03,826	may have Schmeltzed himself. [GIGGLES]	may have Schmeltzed himself. [GIGGLES]
1599	01:23:03,860	01:23:06,094	Get him the fuck out of here.	Get him the fuck out of here.
1600	01:23:06,128	01:23:07,664	JAMESON: Um, hello?	JAMESON: Um, hello?
1601	01:23:07,697	01:23:09,799	I have the files.	I have the files.
1602	01:23:09,832	01:23:11,567	Come in through the gate.	Come in through the gate.
1603	01:23:11,601	01:23:13,636	That's what I thought, bitch.	That's what I thought, bitch.
1604	01:23:13,670	01:23:16,839	Oh! I didn't... I didn't mean that.	Oh! I didn't... I didn't mean that.
1605	01:23:16,873	01:23:19,107	Jameson, you fuckhead.	Jameson, you fuckhead.
1606	01:23:19,141	01:23:20,877	- Oh, and Charles... - Mmm-hmm?	- Oh, and Charles... - Mmm-hmm?
1607	01:23:20,910	01:23:24,614	...take the girls to, uh, meet our new guests.	...take the girls to, uh, meet our new guests.
1608	01:23:25,615	01:23:27,650	- Boop! [GIGGLES] - [GIORGIO LAUGHS]	- Boop! [GIGGLES] - [GIORGIO LAUGHS]
1609	01:23:28,718	01:23:29,719	I love that man.	I love that man.
1610	01:23:31,688	01:23:35,592	Both of you, out. That way. That way.	Both of you, out. That way. That way.
1611	01:23:43,600	01:23:45,668	Move your tight little asses.	Move your tight little asses.
1612	01:23:47,302	01:23:48,303	Move it.	Move it.
1613	01:23:50,472	01:23:51,741	Keep it moving.	Keep it moving.
1614	01:23:51,774	01:23:54,611	Left, left, right, left.	Left, left, right, left.
1615	01:23:55,812	01:23:57,714	Ah, and here we are.	Ah, and here we are.
1616	01:23:58,480	01:24:00,215	Lovers' suite.	Lovers' suite.
1617	01:24:00,883	01:24:02,217	In you go.	In you go.
1618	01:24:03,185	01:24:06,288	Come on. Go, Miles.	Come on. Go, Miles.
1619	01:24:07,522	01:24:10,760	Move that sweet little ass of yours.	Move that sweet little ass of yours.
1620	01:24:10,793	01:24:13,730	[CLICKING TONGUE] Oh, yes, yes, yes.	[CLICKING TONGUE] Oh, yes, yes, yes.
1621	01:24:14,396	01:24:18,266	All right. Enjoy your stay.	All right. Enjoy your stay.
1622	01:24:18,968	01:24:20,603	Don't touch anything.	Don't touch anything.
1623	01:24:20,637	01:24:22,304	I'll come back for you later.	I'll come back for you later.
1624	01:24:23,572	01:24:24,641	JANE: Great.	JANE: Great.
1625	01:24:24,674	01:24:29,746	We're stuck in his robot torture lab now. Perfect.	We're stuck in his robot torture lab now. Perfect.
1626	01:24:31,513	01:24:32,615	[MILES SIGHS]	[MILES SIGHS]
1627	01:24:33,616	01:24:35,417	[DOOR OPENS, BELL DINGS]	[DOOR OPENS, BELL DINGS]
1628	01:24:35,450	01:24:37,285	[IN FEMININE VOICE] Hello!	[IN FEMININE VOICE] Hello!
1629	01:24:39,488	01:24:40,522	Uh...	Uh...
1630	01:24:41,891	01:24:43,325	I'm here for Jane and Miles.	I'm here for Jane and Miles.
1631	01:24:43,358	01:24:44,694	Welcome, visitor.	Welcome, visitor.
1632	01:24:44,727	01:24:47,797	I'm Charles. These are my lovely twins.	I'm Charles. These are my lovely twins.
1633	01:24:47,830	01:24:49,364	Are those real guns?	Are those real guns?
1634	01:24:49,398	01:24:51,466	Please, please accompany me to the sitting room.	Please, please accompany me to the sitting room.
1635	01:24:51,500	01:24:54,536	[GIGGLES] This is from Master Giorgio himself.	[GIGGLES] This is from Master Giorgio himself.
1636	01:24:54,569	01:24:57,239	Come, come. Please, please come.	Come, come. Please, please come.
1637	01:25:01,711	01:25:03,813	What are the chances that Jame-O screws this up	What are the chances that Jame-O screws this up
1638	01:25:03,846	01:25:05,380	and we die in here?	and we die in here?
1639	01:25:05,414	01:25:06,816	I'd say strong.	I'd say strong.
1640	01:25:06,849	01:25:09,451	Strong to very strong.	Strong to very strong.
1641	01:25:09,484	01:25:13,923	Yeah. Jame-O is a fuck up and Giorgio's a psychopath.	Yeah. Jame-O is a fuck up and Giorgio's a psychopath.
1642	01:25:16,291	01:25:18,226	Bad combo.	Bad combo.
1643	01:25:18,260	01:25:20,596	Oh, yeah. That's awesome. That is awesome.	Oh, yeah. That's awesome. That is awesome.
1644	01:25:20,630	01:25:22,531	- Ooh, that's nice. - [GIGGLES]	- Ooh, that's nice. - [GIGGLES]
1645	01:25:22,564	01:25:23,599	- [DOOR CLOSES] - Oh, yeah.	- [DOOR CLOSES] - Oh, yeah.
1646	01:25:23,633	01:25:25,935	Ah, there he is.	Ah, there he is.
1647	01:25:25,968	01:25:28,570	The man responsible for it all.	The man responsible for it all.
1648	01:25:28,604	01:25:30,873	My lover. [GIGGLES] I'll leave you to it.	My lover. [GIGGLES] I'll leave you to it.
1649	01:25:38,413	01:25:41,383	Are you the bastard that stole my data?	Are you the bastard that stole my data?
1650	01:25:41,416	01:25:43,953	You have a really cool house, dude.	You have a really cool house, dude.
1651	01:25:43,986	01:25:46,923	I love the Tarzan motif. Really coming together.	I love the Tarzan motif. Really coming together.
1652	01:25:48,356	01:25:49,826	What's your deal?	What's your deal?
1653	01:25:49,859	01:25:51,594	Oh, I just came for my friends.	Oh, I just came for my friends.
1654	01:25:52,762	01:25:54,563	Is that all you want?	Is that all you want?
1655	01:25:54,597	01:25:55,698	That's all I want.	That's all I want.
1656	01:25:56,766	01:25:57,767	[LOW GROWL]	[LOW GROWL]
1657	01:25:59,401	01:26:03,371	[SNIFFS] Oh, yeah.	[SNIFFS] Oh, yeah.
1658	01:26:14,416	01:26:15,585	[INHALES SHARPLY]	[INHALES SHARPLY]
1659	01:26:16,853	01:26:17,920	[WHOOPS]	[WHOOPS]
1660	01:26:18,553	01:26:20,522	[COUGHING]	[COUGHING]
1661	01:26:22,592	01:26:24,392	You like to party? [COCKS GUN]	You like to party? [COCKS GUN]
1662	01:26:24,426	01:26:25,595	I like to party.	I like to party.
1663	01:26:25,628	01:26:28,363	GIORGIO: All right. Let's party, then.	GIORGIO: All right. Let's party, then.
1664	01:26:28,396	01:26:29,932	[LAUGHS, FIRES GUN]	[LAUGHS, FIRES GUN]
1665	01:26:30,900	01:26:33,035	- Whoa! - Oh!	- Whoa! - Oh!
1666	01:26:34,402	01:26:35,403	Whoo!	Whoo!
1667	01:26:36,606	01:26:39,474	What... is this?	What... is this?
1668	01:26:39,508	01:26:42,577	It's a new designer drug I cooked up.	It's a new designer drug I cooked up.
1669	01:26:42,612	01:26:44,814	I call it Jungle Fruit.	I call it Jungle Fruit.
1670	01:26:45,782	01:26:46,616	What does it do?	What does it do?
1671	01:26:46,649	01:26:49,719	Well, it's got all the euphoria of MDMA	Well, it's got all the euphoria of MDMA
1672	01:26:49,752	01:26:51,821	plus the fuck-all-night of coke.	plus the fuck-all-night of coke.
1673	01:26:54,489	01:26:57,794	I'm not supposed to do drugs tonight. [GRUNTS]	I'm not supposed to do drugs tonight. [GRUNTS]
1674	01:26:58,426	01:27:00,562	You wanna help your friends?	You wanna help your friends?
1675	01:27:01,731	01:27:04,700	- You want to get out of here? - Yeah.	- You want to get out of here? - Yeah.
1676	01:27:05,467	01:27:06,869	Then try it.	Then try it.
1677	01:27:10,539	01:27:11,874	- Be somebody! - [GASPS]	- Be somebody! - [GASPS]
1678	01:27:11,908	01:27:14,043	Okay. Okay. All right.	Okay. Okay. All right.
1679	01:27:14,076	01:27:15,711	I will be somebody!	I will be somebody!
1680	01:27:15,745	01:27:17,747	[BOTH CHANTING] Be somebody.	[BOTH CHANTING] Be somebody.
1681	01:27:23,953	01:27:25,054	[SNORTING]	[SNORTING]
1682	01:27:27,089	01:27:30,392	[GROANS] God, that's gross!	[GROANS] God, that's gross!
1683	01:27:30,425	01:27:32,394	- Oh. [YELPS] - [GUN COCKING]	- Oh. [YELPS] - [GUN COCKING]
1684	01:27:32,427	01:27:33,763	[LAUGHS]	[LAUGHS]
1685	01:27:33,796	01:27:36,899	Jesus! You fucking psycho! What are you doing?	Jesus! You fucking psycho! What are you doing?
1686	01:27:42,571	01:27:43,973	[BOTH LAUGHING]	[BOTH LAUGHING]
1687	01:27:46,776	01:27:47,777	Bang!	Bang!
1688	01:27:48,811	01:27:49,946	Bang! You're dead.	Bang! You're dead.
1689	01:27:56,686	01:27:57,687	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
1690	01:27:59,421	01:28:00,790	I'm, uh...	I'm, uh...
1691	01:28:02,191	01:28:03,960	I'm sorry for getting us into this mess.	I'm sorry for getting us into this mess.
1692	01:28:05,061	01:28:06,762	What mess?	What mess?
1693	01:28:06,796	01:28:08,798	I love being abducted and held hostage	I love being abducted and held hostage
1694	01:28:08,831	01:28:10,900	by an uber-wealthy maniac in Tarzana.	by an uber-wealthy maniac in Tarzana.
1695	01:28:10,933	01:28:12,635	I mean, it's just how I unwind	I mean, it's just how I unwind
1696	01:28:12,668	01:28:15,137	- after a long day of work at Teleplex. - [CHUCKLES]	- after a long day of work at Teleplex. - [CHUCKLES]
1697	01:28:15,171	01:28:17,539	- I wonder why I'm still single. - [BOTH CHUCKLE]	- I wonder why I'm still single. - [BOTH CHUCKLE]
1698	01:28:19,441	01:28:20,676	So, when did you get divorced?	So, when did you get divorced?
1699	01:28:22,510	01:28:23,511	Oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
1700	01:28:24,747	01:28:26,949	I need to come clean about something. I, uh...	I need to come clean about something. I, uh...
1701	01:28:28,818	01:28:32,021	I looked at your data profile.	I looked at your data profile.
1702	01:28:32,054	01:28:33,656	Look, I'm sorry. It was wrong. I shouldn't have done it.	Look, I'm sorry. It was wrong. I shouldn't have done it.
1703	01:28:33,689	01:28:36,692	- I just... It was there and I clicked on it and... - I hate hypocrites the most.	- I just... It was there and I clicked on it and... - I hate hypocrites the most.
1704	01:28:36,726	01:28:39,829	No, I know. And you deserve to hate me, okay?	No, I know. And you deserve to hate me, okay?
1705	01:28:39,862	01:28:40,963	But, I'm sorry.	But, I'm sorry.
1706	01:28:41,964	01:28:43,933	Look, I'm not judging you.	Look, I'm not judging you.
1707	01:28:43,966	01:28:45,668	It's okay. I just, um...	It's okay. I just, um...
1708	01:28:47,870	01:28:49,672	It's just a painful subject for me.	It's just a painful subject for me.
1709	01:28:51,841	01:28:53,441	I fell in love for the first time	I fell in love for the first time
1710	01:28:53,475	01:28:55,144	when I was an undergrad at UCLA.	when I was an undergrad at UCLA.
1711	01:28:57,613	01:29:00,850	Things moved really quickly and we got married. And then...	Things moved really quickly and we got married. And then...
1712	01:29:04,120	01:29:05,855	life screwed it all up.	life screwed it all up.
1713	01:29:09,959	01:29:11,627	You have something forward, right?	You have something forward, right?
1714	01:29:11,661	01:29:13,495	Assuming we don't die here.	Assuming we don't die here.
1715	01:29:15,631	01:29:16,666	But, yeah.	But, yeah.
1716	01:29:17,867	01:29:19,969	The future is ours.	The future is ours.
1717	01:29:20,002	01:29:22,772	Sometimes you get this feeling that we're living in this...	Sometimes you get this feeling that we're living in this...
1718	01:29:24,273	01:29:26,108	this weird technological age,	this weird technological age,
1719	01:29:26,142	01:29:28,678	where everything we do is being monitored	where everything we do is being monitored
1720	01:29:28,711	01:29:30,046	under a digital microscope.	under a digital microscope.
1721	01:29:31,948	01:29:33,015	[SCOFFS]	[SCOFFS]
1722	01:29:34,116	01:29:36,052	Big Brother is watching us.	Big Brother is watching us.
1723	01:29:38,587	01:29:40,089	Scary times.	Scary times.
1724	01:29:44,293	01:29:45,795	I mean, it could be worse.	I mean, it could be worse.
1725	01:29:47,029	01:29:49,999	Yeah. It could be. [CHUCKLES]	Yeah. It could be. [CHUCKLES]
1726	01:29:57,173	01:29:58,841	- CHARLES: [IN SING-SONG VOICE] Hello. - [BELL DINGING]	- CHARLES: [IN SING-SONG VOICE] Hello. - [BELL DINGING]
1727	01:29:58,874	01:29:59,875	[GIGGLES]	[GIGGLES]
1728	01:30:08,117	01:30:10,987	Wow. That was, uh...	Wow. That was, uh...
1729	01:30:11,020	01:30:13,255	That was... That was really sexy.	That was... That was really sexy.
1730	01:30:13,289	01:30:15,992	And, uh... you're probably asking yourself,	And, uh... you're probably asking yourself,
1731	01:30:16,025	01:30:17,093	"What am I doing here?"	"What am I doing here?"
1732	01:30:17,126	01:30:18,995	And the answer to that question is,	And the answer to that question is,
1733	01:30:19,028	01:30:20,963	I'm here to rescue you both.	I'm here to rescue you both.
1734	01:30:20,997	01:30:23,165	Wait. What? Why would you do that?	Wait. What? Why would you do that?
1735	01:30:23,199	01:30:24,266	I don't know if you've noticed,	I don't know if you've noticed,
1736	01:30:24,300	01:30:27,569	but I'm employed by a fucking lunatic named Giorgio.	but I'm employed by a fucking lunatic named Giorgio.
1737	01:30:27,603	01:30:30,740	And, uh, that's not my real accent. I'm actually from Irvine.	And, uh, that's not my real accent. I'm actually from Irvine.
1738	01:30:30,773	01:30:33,075	Real name's Ricky.	Real name's Ricky.
1739	01:30:33,109	01:30:35,144	Anyway, you two seem like a lovely pair,	Anyway, you two seem like a lovely pair,
1740	01:30:35,177	01:30:37,813	and I'd hate for you to die here in Tarzana.	and I'd hate for you to die here in Tarzana.
1741	01:30:37,847	01:30:40,649	What? You're actually here to help us?	What? You're actually here to help us?
1742	01:30:40,683	01:30:45,588	Bro, I am the rat fleeing the sinking ship.	Bro, I am the rat fleeing the sinking ship.
1743	01:30:45,621	01:30:46,689	You want off or not?	You want off or not?
1744	01:30:46,722	01:30:48,290	And what about Jameson?	And what about Jameson?
1745	01:30:48,324	01:30:50,026	I don't really know how to say this,	I don't really know how to say this,
1746	01:30:50,059	01:30:52,828	but your friend is on a crazy drug bender with Giorgio.	but your friend is on a crazy drug bender with Giorgio.
1747	01:30:52,862	01:30:54,697	I don't know what the fuck they're up to.	I don't know what the fuck they're up to.
1748	01:30:54,730	01:30:57,199	- [MIMICKING MOOING] - Moo! Moo like a cow. Moo like a cow.	- [MIMICKING MOOING] - Moo! Moo like a cow. Moo like a cow.
1749	01:30:57,233	01:30:59,802	Moo like a cow. [SNORTING LOUDLY]	Moo like a cow. [SNORTING LOUDLY]
1750	01:31:00,603	01:31:03,172	[SCREAMING AND LAUGHING]	[SCREAMING AND LAUGHING]
1751	01:31:03,205	01:31:05,107	Anyway, uh...	Anyway, uh...
1752	01:31:05,141	01:31:06,208	Yeah, I would just...	Yeah, I would just...
1753	01:31:06,242	01:31:07,910	I would probably leave him here.	I would probably leave him here.
1754	01:31:07,943	01:31:09,145	That's your best bet.	That's your best bet.
1755	01:31:09,178	01:31:10,379	Well, we're not gonna leave without him.	Well, we're not gonna leave without him.
1756	01:31:10,413	01:31:13,749	All right. Well, then you're on your own because I'm done.	All right. Well, then you're on your own because I'm done.
1757	01:31:13,783	01:31:15,017	I'm getting the fuck out of here.	I'm getting the fuck out of here.
1758	01:31:15,051	01:31:16,252	I've been here for 13 years.	I've been here for 13 years.
1759	01:31:16,285	01:31:19,922	I haven't had sex in seven of those 13 years.	I haven't had sex in seven of those 13 years.
1760	01:31:19,955	01:31:21,857	Besides, I had sex with Giorgio, but...	Besides, I had sex with Giorgio, but...
1761	01:31:22,491	01:31:24,093	I don't know what that is.	I don't know what that is.
1762	01:31:24,126	01:31:25,761	I wouldn't call that sex.	I wouldn't call that sex.
1763	01:31:25,795	01:31:27,797	So, uh, you guys coming or not?	So, uh, you guys coming or not?
1764	01:31:31,634	01:31:33,135	[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]	[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]
1765	01:31:52,755	01:31:53,789	Hey, assholes.	Hey, assholes.
1766	01:31:53,823	01:31:55,658	- [GUN COCKING] - Shit!	- [GUN COCKING] - Shit!
1767	01:31:55,691	01:31:57,827	Hi! Freeze!	Hi! Freeze!
1768	01:31:59,829	01:32:02,698	You two royally fucked up my life,	You two royally fucked up my life,
1769	01:32:02,731	01:32:04,667	really fucking good!	really fucking good!
1770	01:32:04,700	01:32:07,770	- [JANE GIGGLES] - You fuckin' laughin' at?	- [JANE GIGGLES] - You fuckin' laughin' at?
1771	01:32:07,803	01:32:10,005	- Wow! No, it's fine. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.	- Wow! No, it's fine. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1772	01:32:11,273	01:32:13,008	Wow, Schmeltz!	Wow, Schmeltz!
1773	01:32:13,042	01:32:15,277	You really are a piece of shit.	You really are a piece of shit.
1774	01:32:15,311	01:32:17,079	Oh, just stop!	Oh, just stop!
1775	01:32:19,415	01:32:21,250	You're just big fat bully.	You're just big fat bully.
1776	01:32:21,283	01:32:24,753	And you're just a dirty fucking whore with a trashy mouth!	And you're just a dirty fucking whore with a trashy mouth!
1777	01:32:24,787	01:32:26,989	Now, shut up before I put a bullet in your fucking head!	Now, shut up before I put a bullet in your fucking head!
1778	01:32:27,022	01:32:30,659	You will not shut me up.	You will not shut me up.
1779	01:32:30,693	01:32:33,729	Does it make you feel good exploiting women?	Does it make you feel good exploiting women?
1780	01:32:34,396	01:32:35,764	- Hmm? - No! Shut up!	- Hmm? - No! Shut up!
1781	01:32:35,798	01:32:38,834	- Does it make you feel like a man? - No.	- Does it make you feel like a man? - No.
1782	01:32:42,138	01:32:44,673	I feel sorry for you.	I feel sorry for you.
1783	01:32:44,707	01:32:48,677	Because no matter who you shame or harass...	Because no matter who you shame or harass...
1784	01:32:50,446	01:32:52,715	you will always truly be alone.	you will always truly be alone.
1785	01:32:57,219	01:33:00,723	You better be quiet or I will fucking shoot you.	You better be quiet or I will fucking shoot you.
1786	01:33:00,756	01:33:02,191	I promise you that.	I promise you that.
1787	01:33:02,892	01:33:04,927	[CHUCKLES] Wow.	[CHUCKLES] Wow.
1788	01:33:06,295	01:33:09,231	All this time, I thought you were just a pervert.	All this time, I thought you were just a pervert.
1789	01:33:10,733	01:33:12,701	But you're a murderer, too.	But you're a murderer, too.
1790	01:33:12,735	01:33:14,403	What? Shut up! No!	What? Shut up! No!
1791	01:33:14,436	01:33:15,605	You killed Gordy, didn't you?	You killed Gordy, didn't you?
1792	01:33:15,639	01:33:19,475	No... No, no, no, no, no. I had nothing to do with that!	No... No, no, no, no, no. I had nothing to do with that!
1793	01:33:19,508	01:33:20,843	I had nothing to do with that.	I had nothing to do with that.
1794	01:33:20,876	01:33:24,013	Don't be shaking your head like I had something to do with that!	Don't be shaking your head like I had something to do with that!
1795	01:33:24,046	01:33:25,381	I had nothing to do with that!	I had nothing to do with that!
1796	01:33:25,414	01:33:26,916	- Schmeltz! - What? What the fuck?	- Schmeltz! - What? What the fuck?
1797	01:33:27,316	01:33:29,018	[GRUNTING]	[GRUNTING]
1798	01:33:29,785	01:33:31,153	[MORGAN GROANING]	[MORGAN GROANING]
1799	01:33:31,987	01:33:33,155	Come on, let's go.	Come on, let's go.
1800	01:33:43,899	01:33:48,237	GIORGIO: ♪ I've had the time of my life... ♪	GIORGIO: ♪ I've had the time of my life... ♪
1801	01:33:49,505	01:33:51,340	Baby, you're so cute.	Baby, you're so cute.
1802	01:33:51,373	01:33:54,476	I love you. I love you.	I love you. I love you.
1803	01:33:57,913	01:33:58,914	[MONKEY CHATTERING]	[MONKEY CHATTERING]
1804	01:34:00,950	01:34:04,320	[HUMS AND GROANS]	[HUMS AND GROANS]
1805	01:34:07,556	01:34:09,892	Bro, that is a cool monkey.	Bro, that is a cool monkey.
1806	01:34:10,559	01:34:11,827	Isn't he handsome?	Isn't he handsome?
1807	01:34:14,797	01:34:17,333	- What's his name? - Tutu.	- What's his name? - Tutu.
1808	01:34:19,568	01:34:20,869	JAMESON: Tutu.	JAMESON: Tutu.
1809	01:34:22,204	01:34:23,172	Tutu.	Tutu.
1810	01:34:23,205	01:34:25,274	- [SOFTLY] Wow, that's a cool name. - Yeah.	- [SOFTLY] Wow, that's a cool name. - Yeah.
1811	01:34:25,307	01:34:29,111	I didn't know you could actually own a monkey.	I didn't know you could actually own a monkey.
1812	01:34:29,144	01:34:33,182	Well, you can't, legally, but who's gonna stop me?	Well, you can't, legally, but who's gonna stop me?
1813	01:34:33,215	01:34:35,050	[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'm rich, bitch.	[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'm rich, bitch.
1814	01:34:35,084	01:34:37,786	- [LAUGHING] - [TUTU SCREECHING]	- [LAUGHING] - [TUTU SCREECHING]
1815	01:34:38,887	01:34:41,123	- Is he safe? - Yeah.	- Is he safe? - Yeah.
1816	01:34:41,156	01:34:44,059	Just, uh, don't give him any of your Jungle Fruit.	Just, uh, don't give him any of your Jungle Fruit.
1817	01:34:44,093	01:34:46,929	[INHALES] Makes him wanna eat faces.	[INHALES] Makes him wanna eat faces.
1818	01:34:46,962	01:34:48,864	[SCREECHING]	[SCREECHING]
1819	01:34:50,332	01:34:55,037	[CHUCKLING] Bro, your monkey is a sick dancer.	[CHUCKLING] Bro, your monkey is a sick dancer.
1820	01:34:55,070	01:34:58,574	[LAUGHS] Your monkey's got moves, bro.	[LAUGHS] Your monkey's got moves, bro.
1821	01:34:58,608	01:35:01,877	[LAUGHS] Of course he does.	[LAUGHS] Of course he does.
1822	01:35:01,910	01:35:04,146	He's my fucking monkey.	He's my fucking monkey.
1823	01:35:06,348	01:35:08,484	Look at him. Yeah, I taught him that.	Look at him. Yeah, I taught him that.
1824	01:35:08,517	01:35:11,053	Say, you're a fun guy, Jame-O.	Say, you're a fun guy, Jame-O.
1825	01:35:11,086	01:35:13,856	- Look, I really don't wanna have to hurt you. - [TUTU CHITTERING]	- Look, I really don't wanna have to hurt you. - [TUTU CHITTERING]
1826	01:35:13,889	01:35:16,358	Please, tell me...	Please, tell me...
1827	01:35:16,392	01:35:20,262	how do we resolve our differences, hmm?	how do we resolve our differences, hmm?
1828	01:35:26,603	01:35:29,038	Files. Yep.	Files. Yep.
1829	01:35:29,071	01:35:30,939	Here is your flash drive.	Here is your flash drive.
1830	01:35:33,075	01:35:35,044	I really just came for my friends.	I really just came for my friends.
1831	01:35:35,077	01:35:37,346	Oh. Yeah, that's right.	Oh. Yeah, that's right.
1832	01:35:41,383	01:35:43,018	[CHITTERING]	[CHITTERING]
1833	01:35:44,153	01:35:47,389	- [SCREECHING] - Oh, wow.	- [SCREECHING] - Oh, wow.
1834	01:35:47,423	01:35:50,593	You guys really got all the good shit, didn't you?	You guys really got all the good shit, didn't you?
1835	01:35:52,061	01:35:53,062	[EXHALES]	[EXHALES]
1836	01:35:58,200	01:36:00,302	- Your monkey just ate all the drugs. - Huh?	- Your monkey just ate all the drugs. - Huh?
1837	01:36:02,471	01:36:03,839	No. No!	No. No!
1838	01:36:05,274	01:36:06,308	- [SCREECHES] - [YELPS]	- [SCREECHES] - [YELPS]
1839	01:36:06,342	01:36:07,976	Bad Tutu!	Bad Tutu!
1840	01:36:08,010	01:36:09,646	Give me the Jungle Fruit.	Give me the Jungle Fruit.
1841	01:36:09,679	01:36:11,146	- No, no, no. - [SCREECHING]	- No, no, no. - [SCREECHING]
1842	01:36:16,686	01:36:17,886	[SOFTLY] Jame-O.	[SOFTLY] Jame-O.
1843	01:36:20,923	01:36:21,924	Hey!	Hey!
1844	01:36:23,359	01:36:26,962	[MOUTHING] How'd you get here? I can't get up.	[MOUTHING] How'd you get here? I can't get up.
1845	01:36:26,995	01:36:28,130	[GIORGIO GROANS]	[GIORGIO GROANS]
1846	01:36:32,034	01:36:36,305	What the fuck! She'll be running amuck for the next three days.	What the fuck! She'll be running amuck for the next three days.
1847	01:36:36,338	01:36:39,975	- [EXHALING] - Well, that is a bummer, bro.	- [EXHALING] - Well, that is a bummer, bro.
1848	01:36:40,008	01:36:42,244	I'm, uh... [GROANS]	I'm, uh... [GROANS]
1849	01:36:43,412	01:36:45,080	I'm gonna go.	I'm gonna go.
1850	01:36:45,114	01:36:46,583	[CHUCKLES] No, no, no.	[CHUCKLES] No, no, no.
1851	01:36:46,616	01:36:50,285	The party's not over. You don't leave.	The party's not over. You don't leave.
1852	01:36:52,054	01:36:55,257	[IN DEEP, STERN VOICE] Sit your ass down.	[IN DEEP, STERN VOICE] Sit your ass down.
1853	01:36:55,290	01:36:56,593	JANE: [SOFTLY] Gotta get him out of there.	JANE: [SOFTLY] Gotta get him out of there.
1854	01:36:56,626	01:36:59,094	[WHISPERING] Yeah. I got this one.	[WHISPERING] Yeah. I got this one.
1855	01:37:08,537	01:37:10,072	Hold it, Giorgio.	Hold it, Giorgio.
1856	01:37:12,040	01:37:13,142	Miles.	Miles.
1857	01:37:14,576	01:37:16,445	Welcome to the party.	Welcome to the party.
1858	01:37:16,478	01:37:18,580	Sit down, psycho.	Sit down, psycho.
1859	01:37:18,615	01:37:21,550	Let us not resort to name calling.	Let us not resort to name calling.
1860	01:37:21,584	01:37:25,120	[FRANTICALLY] Miles, there's a fucking gun inside the loincloth thing!	[FRANTICALLY] Miles, there's a fucking gun inside the loincloth thing!
1861	01:37:25,154	01:37:27,122	Okay, so grab it off him.	Okay, so grab it off him.
1862	01:37:27,156	01:37:30,259	[IN DEEP VOICE] Yeah. Come and get it.	[IN DEEP VOICE] Yeah. Come and get it.
1863	01:37:32,394	01:37:34,029	I'm good.	I'm good.
1864	01:37:34,062	01:37:36,498	- Jame-O, get the fucking gun. - [SCREAMS]	- Jame-O, get the fucking gun. - [SCREAMS]
1865	01:37:36,532	01:37:38,000	GIORGIO: Yes. Get it.	GIORGIO: Yes. Get it.
1866	01:37:38,735	01:37:43,372	Jame-O, what does my fox say?	Jame-O, what does my fox say?
1867	01:37:46,241	01:37:51,246	♪ Ding, ding, ding Di-ding, d-ding, ding, ding ♪	♪ Ding, ding, ding Di-ding, d-ding, ding, ding ♪
1868	01:37:51,280	01:37:53,148	[IN SING-SONG VOICE] That's not it.	[IN SING-SONG VOICE] That's not it.
1869	01:37:53,182	01:37:55,317	- [STRAINING] Okay. All right. - [LAUGHING]	- [STRAINING] Okay. All right. - [LAUGHING]
1870	01:37:56,786	01:38:00,422	Is... Bro, it that... your real...	Is... Bro, it that... your real...
1871	01:38:00,456	01:38:02,057	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
1872	01:38:02,090	01:38:04,193	JAMESON: That's all you? GIORGIO: Yeah.	JAMESON: That's all you? GIORGIO: Yeah.
1873	01:38:04,226	01:38:06,161	Fucking good job, man.	Fucking good job, man.
1874	01:38:06,195	01:38:07,196	That's great.	That's great.
1875	01:38:08,430	01:38:10,633	- Hold on, let me get... [GRUNTS] - [SQUELCHING]	- Hold on, let me get... [GRUNTS] - [SQUELCHING]
1876	01:38:11,734	01:38:15,370	- [STRAINING] Oh, got it. - [MOANING]	- [STRAINING] Oh, got it. - [MOANING]
1877	01:38:16,405	01:38:19,341	Look at that. He's got my gun.	Look at that. He's got my gun.
1878	01:38:20,075	01:38:21,510	Bravo.	Bravo.
1879	01:38:21,543	01:38:22,712	Did you give him the files?	Did you give him the files?
1880	01:38:24,814	01:38:28,383	Jame-O. How fucking high are you right now?	Jame-O. How fucking high are you right now?
1881	01:38:29,485	01:38:31,320	Pretty, uh...	Pretty, uh...
1882	01:38:33,121	01:38:34,223	Pretty high.	Pretty high.
1883	01:38:34,556	01:38:36,058	Jesus.	Jesus.
1884	01:38:37,559	01:38:39,495	- Jame-O. The files! - Hmm?	- Jame-O. The files! - Hmm?
1885	01:38:39,528	01:38:41,798	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him the files.	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him the files.
1886	01:38:41,831	01:38:44,466	Okay. Giorgio, you have the files.	Okay. Giorgio, you have the files.
1887	01:38:44,500	01:38:47,202	We're leaving, and this is over. Okay?	We're leaving, and this is over. Okay?
1888	01:38:49,739	01:38:52,040	GIORGIO: Oh, no, no, no.	GIORGIO: Oh, no, no, no.
1889	01:38:52,074	01:38:53,810	The party is not over.	The party is not over.
1890	01:38:53,843	01:38:58,447	No one ever leaves my parties early.	No one ever leaves my parties early.
1891	01:39:01,316	01:39:03,552	Oh, girls!	Oh, girls!
1892	01:39:03,586	01:39:07,055	Bring her in here at once.	Bring her in here at once.
1893	01:39:07,089	01:39:10,092	[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]	[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
1894	01:39:12,261	01:39:17,700	- Drop it! Drop the gun! Now! - [GIORGIO SNICKERS]	- Drop it! Drop the gun! Now! - [GIORGIO SNICKERS]
1895	01:39:17,734	01:39:20,269	GIORGIO: Listen to the lady.	GIORGIO: Listen to the lady.
1896	01:39:20,302	01:39:22,571	♪ Welcome to the jungle ♪	♪ Welcome to the jungle ♪
1897	01:39:22,605	01:39:24,206	TWIN 1: Drop it, now!	TWIN 1: Drop it, now!
1898	01:39:28,410	01:39:30,279	Okay, Okay.	Okay, Okay.
1899	01:39:34,717	01:39:37,185	- [SCREECHING] - [SCREAMS]	- [SCREECHING] - [SCREAMS]
1900	01:39:37,219	01:39:38,387	[YELPS]	[YELPS]
1901	01:39:38,420	01:39:40,255	- MILES: Come on. Come on! - [GRUNTS]	- MILES: Come on. Come on! - [GRUNTS]
1902	01:39:40,289	01:39:42,224	- Let's go! - MILES: Jame-O, go, go, go!	- Let's go! - MILES: Jame-O, go, go, go!
1903	01:39:42,257	01:39:44,326	- [SCREAMING] - Tutu!	- [SCREAMING] - Tutu!
1904	01:39:44,359	01:39:45,360	[SCREECHING]	[SCREECHING]
1905	01:39:46,295	01:39:48,163	[JANE PANTING]	[JANE PANTING]
1906	01:39:49,799	01:39:51,166	Hey, Schmeltz.	Hey, Schmeltz.
1907	01:39:51,199	01:39:52,802	- [GROANS] - Fuck you.	- [GROANS] - Fuck you.
1908	01:39:54,403	01:39:56,204	[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]	[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1909	01:39:59,642	01:40:00,810	[LOCK THUDDING]	[LOCK THUDDING]
1910	01:40:02,544	01:40:03,846	[LOCK THUDDING]	[LOCK THUDDING]
1911	01:40:07,617	01:40:08,651	MILES: Bingo!	MILES: Bingo!
1912	01:40:11,754	01:40:13,355	[CAR STARTING]	[CAR STARTING]
1913	01:40:17,392	01:40:18,427	[JAMESON MUMBLES]	[JAMESON MUMBLES]
1914	01:40:18,460	01:40:19,328	JANE AND JAMESON: The gate!	JANE AND JAMESON: The gate!
1915	01:40:19,361	01:40:21,263	- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] - [JANE SCREAMS]	- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] - [JANE SCREAMS]
1916	01:40:24,934	01:40:26,168	[CHITTERING]	[CHITTERING]
1917	01:40:29,338	01:40:31,239	GIORGIO: Tutu! Tutu!	GIORGIO: Tutu! Tutu!
1918	01:40:31,273	01:40:33,208	[MIMICKING MONKEY SOUNDS]	[MIMICKING MONKEY SOUNDS]
1919	01:40:35,277	01:40:36,779	Where's daddy's little angel?	Where's daddy's little angel?
1920	01:40:38,313	01:40:39,448	- [SQUEALING] Tutu! - [LOW GROWL]	- [SQUEALING] Tutu! - [LOW GROWL]
1921	01:40:39,481	01:40:42,184	[CRYING] I'm sorry, Tutu. Just come home, Tutu, please.	[CRYING] I'm sorry, Tutu. Just come home, Tutu, please.
1922	01:40:42,217	01:40:44,787	Tutu, please! Don't do this to me, Tutu!	Tutu, please! Don't do this to me, Tutu!
1923	01:40:44,821	01:40:47,590	- [LUCY GROWLING] - [SCREAMS] Lucy, no!	- [LUCY GROWLING] - [SCREAMS] Lucy, no!
1924	01:40:48,290	01:40:50,292	[ALL WHOOPING]	[ALL WHOOPING]
1925	01:40:51,661	01:40:52,829	You guys saved me!	You guys saved me!
1926	01:40:52,862	01:40:54,363	You came back for us, man.	You came back for us, man.
1927	01:40:54,396	01:40:55,564	'Course I did, bro!	'Course I did, bro!
1928	01:40:55,598	01:40:57,600	Sorry for what I said back there. It was out of line.	Sorry for what I said back there. It was out of line.
1929	01:40:57,634	01:40:59,234	JAMESON: No, man. You're right.	JAMESON: No, man. You're right.
1930	01:40:59,267	01:41:00,737	I do quit everything.	I do quit everything.
1931	01:41:00,770	01:41:04,641	And I need to grow up. So...	And I need to grow up. So...
1932	01:41:04,674	01:41:06,843	Yeah, well, thanks for not giving up on us, man.	Yeah, well, thanks for not giving up on us, man.
1933	01:41:06,876	01:41:08,645	You really, really pulled through.	You really, really pulled through.
1934	01:41:09,411	01:41:11,948	Giorgio was insane.	Giorgio was insane.
1935	01:41:11,981	01:41:13,850	At least that's all over with now, right?	At least that's all over with now, right?
1936	01:41:13,883	01:41:15,652	Not so fast.	Not so fast.
1937	01:41:15,685	01:41:17,820	I think I have an idea.	I think I have an idea.
1938	01:41:17,854	01:41:19,488	Oh, yeah?	Oh, yeah?
1939	01:41:19,521	01:41:22,925	That, and there's someone I want you guys to meet.	That, and there's someone I want you guys to meet.
1940	01:41:22,959	01:41:25,460	JANE: Do you have a girlfriend, Jame-O?	JANE: Do you have a girlfriend, Jame-O?
1941	01:41:25,494	01:41:27,730	JAMESON: Uh, maybe. I-I don't know. [STAMMERS]	JAMESON: Uh, maybe. I-I don't know. [STAMMERS]
1942	01:41:27,764	01:41:29,498	We don't label things, okay?	We don't label things, okay?
1943	01:41:29,531	01:41:31,433	Stop coming at me with a pointed tone.	Stop coming at me with a pointed tone.
1944	01:41:31,466	01:41:33,468	[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]	[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]
1945	01:42:00,830	01:42:04,232	I'm here with Miles Jones, Jane Avant and Jameson Doheny,	I'm here with Miles Jones, Jane Avant and Jameson Doheny,
1946	01:42:04,266	01:42:05,802	the whistleblowers who...	the whistleblowers who...
1947	01:42:05,835	01:42:08,738	exposed the nefarious data dealings of Teleplex	exposed the nefarious data dealings of Teleplex
1948	01:42:08,771	01:42:11,607	and its eccentric CEO, Liev Giorgio.	and its eccentric CEO, Liev Giorgio.
1949	01:42:11,641	01:42:12,675	Hello, gang.	Hello, gang.
1950	01:42:12,709	01:42:15,912	'Sup, LA! What's up, dudes?	'Sup, LA! What's up, dudes?
1951	01:42:15,945	01:42:17,113	[HESITATINGLY] Welcome.	[HESITATINGLY] Welcome.
1952	01:42:17,146	01:42:20,248	At this point, it seems as though everyone in America	At this point, it seems as though everyone in America
1953	01:42:20,282	01:42:22,852	has read the book you three co-wrote, Take me to Tarzana,	has read the book you three co-wrote, Take me to Tarzana,
1954	01:42:22,885	01:42:25,755	how three millennials took down Teleplex.	how three millennials took down Teleplex.
1955	01:42:25,788	01:42:26,956	It's quite a timely story	It's quite a timely story
1956	01:42:26,989	01:42:30,258	about the dangers of living in our current digital age.	about the dangers of living in our current digital age.
1957	01:42:30,292	01:42:31,694	In fact, some people have gone so far	In fact, some people have gone so far
1958	01:42:31,728	01:42:34,362	as to compare this book and its cultural significance	as to compare this book and its cultural significance
1959	01:42:34,396	01:42:37,834	to that of Upton Sinclair's, The Jungle.	to that of Upton Sinclair's, The Jungle.
1960	01:42:37,867	01:42:39,501	What do you say about that?	What do you say about that?
1961	01:42:45,474	01:42:46,943	[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]	[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]
1962	01:43:51,974	01:43:55,711	Jesus Christ! You're incredible.	Jesus Christ! You're incredible.
1963	01:43:55,745	01:43:59,115	You're incredible. [LAUGHING] Holy shit!	You're incredible. [LAUGHING] Holy shit!
1964	01:43:59,148	01:44:01,050	[SEDUCTIVELY] I love your hair.	[SEDUCTIVELY] I love your hair.
1965	01:44:01,083	01:44:03,853	Thanks. It's my power source.	Thanks. It's my power source.
1966	01:44:03,886	01:44:05,554	[ALL LAUGHING]	[ALL LAUGHING]
1967	01:44:07,757	01:44:11,694	Maybe we should just try to start over somewhere else.	Maybe we should just try to start over somewhere else.
1968	01:44:11,727	01:44:14,396	Oh, between the pussy grab... [SNORTS]	Oh, between the pussy grab... [SNORTS]
1969	01:44:14,429	01:44:15,564	[ALL LAUGHING]	[ALL LAUGHING]
1970	01:44:17,099	01:44:19,534	Por favor, Miles. Don't act like my son.	Por favor, Miles. Don't act like my son.
1971	01:44:19,568	01:44:22,504	Would you, please? Because you're gonna end up like this stupid...	Would you, please? Because you're gonna end up like this stupid...
1972	01:44:22,537	01:44:24,006	Shot. Fuck. Forget it.	Shot. Fuck. Forget it.
1973	01:44:24,040	01:44:25,741	[ALL LAUGHING]	[ALL LAUGHING]
1974	01:44:25,775	01:44:30,012	[SHOUTING] Whoa! Yeah! Wow!	[SHOUTING] Whoa! Yeah! Wow!
1975	01:44:30,046	01:44:32,682	Wow! Wait. Who's the dude over there?	Wow! Wait. Who's the dude over there?
1976	01:44:33,749	01:44:34,884	It's not this one.	It's not this one.
1977	01:44:34,917	01:44:35,985	[ALL LAUGHING]	[ALL LAUGHING]
1978	01:44:36,018	01:44:37,519	GIORGIO: Don't laugh.	GIORGIO: Don't laugh.
1979	01:44:37,552	01:44:38,855	CAMERAMAN: It's this one.	CAMERAMAN: It's this one.
1980	01:44:43,659	01:44:47,997	Guys, I farted, so when they get in, it smells.	Guys, I farted, so when they get in, it smells.
1981	01:44:48,030	01:44:49,397	MAN: [ON RADIO] Thanks.	MAN: [ON RADIO] Thanks.
1982	01:44:49,431	01:44:52,068	I used to know you. You fucking surf?	I used to know you. You fucking surf?
1983	01:44:52,101	01:44:53,069	MILES: No, man.	MILES: No, man.
1984	01:44:53,102	01:44:56,706	- No. No, I'm sorry. - Bro, he fucking surfs.	- No. No, I'm sorry. - Bro, he fucking surfs.
1985	01:44:56,739	01:44:59,374	In HR, I didn't say "scrotum."	In HR, I didn't say "scrotum."
1986	01:45:01,509	01:45:03,846	- [MEOWING] - [LAUGHING]	- [MEOWING] - [LAUGHING]
1987	01:45:05,047	01:45:06,448	[GIORGIO WHOOPING]	[GIORGIO WHOOPING]
1988	01:45:06,481	01:45:07,583	Spit in my mouth.	Spit in my mouth.
1989	01:45:08,684	01:45:11,654	[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION, LAUGHTER]	[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION, LAUGHTER]
1990	01:45:13,189	01:45:15,091	[SQUEALS] I love you!	[SQUEALS] I love you!
1991	01:45:15,124	01:45:16,859	[REGGAE MUSIC CONTINUES]	[REGGAE MUSIC CONTINUES]
1992	01:45:16,991	01:45:21,991	Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver	Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver