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1	00:00:02,286	00:00:07,286	Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver	Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver
2	00:00:25,500	00:00:28,370	Hello, Teleplex Corporate headquarters.	Hello, Teleplex Corporate headquarters.
3	00:00:28,403	00:00:30,205	Morning, Jane.	Morning, Jane.
4	00:00:30,238	00:00:31,908	Aren't we the early bird?	Aren't we the early bird?
5	00:00:31,941	00:00:34,242	- Morning, Mr. Schmeltz. Thanks for noticing. - Oh!	- Morning, Mr. Schmeltz. Thanks for noticing. - Oh!
6	00:00:34,276	00:00:36,445	Early bird gets my worm.	Early bird gets my worm.
7	00:00:36,478	00:00:37,847	- Excuse me? - What?	- Excuse me? - What?
8	00:00:37,880	00:00:39,649	Hey, where's that competitive analysis	Hey, where's that competitive analysis
9	00:00:39,682	00:00:41,383	on those tampon thingies?	on those tampon thingies?
10	00:00:41,416	00:00:42,752	Huh? I mean, a man can't be doing that.	Huh? I mean, a man can't be doing that.
11	00:00:42,785	00:00:43,886	It looks a little weird.	It looks a little weird.
12	00:00:43,920	00:00:45,354	You'll have the report in the next hour.	You'll have the report in the next hour.
13	00:00:45,387	00:00:46,388	Okay, great.	Okay, great.
14	00:00:47,222	00:00:48,390	You look great.	You look great.
15	00:00:49,291	00:00:50,492	You look great.	You look great.
16	00:00:51,326	00:00:53,495	Hey, listen.	Hey, listen.
17	00:00:53,528	00:00:56,365	My office door is always open for you, okay?	My office door is always open for you, okay?
18	00:00:57,499	00:00:58,868	Work hard, everybody!	Work hard, everybody!
19	00:01:00,670	00:01:01,704	Pig.	Pig.
20	00:01:02,038	00:01:04,874	Oh, shit!	Oh, shit!
21	00:01:04,907	00:01:08,510	Oh, shit. Miles, do you have any napkins?	Oh, shit. Miles, do you have any napkins?
22	00:01:08,543	00:01:10,512	Miles, do you have any napkins?	Miles, do you have any napkins?
23	00:01:10,545	00:01:12,214	Yeah. Yeah, um...	Yeah. Yeah, um...
24	00:01:13,448	00:01:14,717	Here.	Here.
25	00:01:16,819	00:01:18,588	It's just coffee. It'll come out.	It's just coffee. It'll come out.
26	00:01:18,621	00:01:20,422	It's not just coffee, it's...	It's not just coffee, it's...
27	00:01:24,694	00:01:26,361	You know, you don't have to take that from him.	You know, you don't have to take that from him.
28	00:01:26,395	00:01:29,431	Right. And what will happen if I plant to heel in his groin?	Right. And what will happen if I plant to heel in his groin?
29	00:01:29,464	00:01:31,634	Any ideas on how to get my monthly student loans paid?	Any ideas on how to get my monthly student loans paid?
30	00:01:31,668	00:01:33,703	- You can't even see the stain. - It's okay.	- You can't even see the stain. - It's okay.
31	00:01:35,237	00:01:36,806	Thanks for trying.	Thanks for trying.
32	00:01:36,839	00:01:38,373	Gonna get back to work now.	Gonna get back to work now.
33	00:01:56,558	00:01:58,728	Right, I'm swimming!	Right, I'm swimming!
34	00:01:58,761	00:02:02,230	Oh, shit. What the fuck is that?	Oh, shit. What the fuck is that?
35	00:02:03,265	00:02:04,366	Enter!	Enter!
36	00:02:05,400	00:02:07,469	She's got a nice ass.	She's got a nice ass.
37	00:02:08,437	00:02:10,673	- Morgan. - Whoa!	- Morgan. - Whoa!
38	00:02:10,707	00:02:13,810	Mr. Schmeltz. Remember, there's an order around here.	Mr. Schmeltz. Remember, there's an order around here.
39	00:02:13,843	00:02:16,612	- We can't all be minions. - Uh...	- We can't all be minions. - Uh...
40	00:02:16,646	00:02:18,280	This company doesn't make two billion a year	This company doesn't make two billion a year
41	00:02:18,313	00:02:19,849	without a hierarchy to be maintained, right?	without a hierarchy to be maintained, right?
42	00:02:19,882	00:02:23,385	Mr. Schmeltz, here's the market share report you requested.	Mr. Schmeltz, here's the market share report you requested.
43	00:02:23,418	00:02:26,022	All right, let's see what we got.	All right, let's see what we got.
44	00:02:26,055	00:02:28,891	This is the one about the penis, hmm?	This is the one about the penis, hmm?
45	00:02:33,328	00:02:34,997	What are you doing? You're being passive aggressive.	What are you doing? You're being passive aggressive.
46	00:02:35,031	00:02:36,866	Sit down. Weirdo.	Sit down. Weirdo.
47	00:02:39,702	00:02:40,837	Okay.	Okay.
48	00:02:43,673	00:02:45,240	This is...	This is...
49	00:02:46,042	00:02:48,510	This is embarrassing.	This is embarrassing.
50	00:02:48,543	00:02:50,780	What the hell is this?	What the hell is this?
51	00:02:50,813	00:02:53,281	What did you do? I mean...	What did you do? I mean...
52	00:02:54,050	00:02:56,853	Did I ask for toilet paper?	Did I ask for toilet paper?
53	00:02:56,886	00:02:59,622	- Sir? - No, I asked for a data model	- Sir? - No, I asked for a data model
54	00:02:59,655	00:03:02,290	on our pharma client, Pharex.	on our pharma client, Pharex.
55	00:03:02,324	00:03:06,662	So why did you give me something for wiping my ass? Huh?	So why did you give me something for wiping my ass? Huh?
56	00:03:06,696	00:03:09,732	This shit isn't even formatted properly.	This shit isn't even formatted properly.
57	00:03:09,766	00:03:13,535	I mean, can you comply with company protocol, huh?	I mean, can you comply with company protocol, huh?
58	00:03:13,568	00:03:15,537	- It's trash. - I, uh...	- It's trash. - I, uh...
59	00:03:15,570	00:03:17,774	I mean, you might very well be the worst data analyst	I mean, you might very well be the worst data analyst
60	00:03:17,807	00:03:19,742	we've ever had at this company.	we've ever had at this company.
61	00:03:19,776	00:03:21,343	You're killing me, man.	You're killing me, man.
62	00:03:21,376	00:03:24,513	What's wrong with your brain? Are you a dickwad, Miles?	What's wrong with your brain? Are you a dickwad, Miles?
63	00:03:24,546	00:03:27,516	- It's just a rough draft. - Buddy!	- It's just a rough draft. - Buddy!
64	00:03:27,549	00:03:30,720	You give me final drafts. Rough drafts?	You give me final drafts. Rough drafts?
65	00:03:30,753	00:03:35,357	I want smooth drafts, like... Like a baby's ass drafts.	I want smooth drafts, like... Like a baby's ass drafts.
66	00:03:35,390	00:03:36,993	Now, let me be candid.	Now, let me be candid.
67	00:03:37,026	00:03:39,662	I wanna know who's popping what pills and where.	I wanna know who's popping what pills and where.
68	00:03:39,695	00:03:42,031	Which antidepressants is Ann Gertrude on,	Which antidepressants is Ann Gertrude on,
69	00:03:42,064	00:03:44,566	and what can we get her hooked on next?	and what can we get her hooked on next?
70	00:03:44,600	00:03:47,469	Which boomer pills are selling like M&M's?	Which boomer pills are selling like M&M's?
71	00:03:47,502	00:03:50,572	Which cheer captain is about to go off the pill	Which cheer captain is about to go off the pill
72	00:03:50,606	00:03:52,440	and get preggers, right?	and get preggers, right?
73	00:03:52,474	00:03:54,811	I mean, you take this pile of shit	I mean, you take this pile of shit
74	00:03:54,844	00:03:56,646	and you flush it down the toilet	and you flush it down the toilet
75	00:03:56,679	00:03:58,547	with the rest of the shit in the world.	with the rest of the shit in the world.
76	00:03:58,581	00:04:01,050	I want a new pile of shit on my desk in the morning.	I want a new pile of shit on my desk in the morning.
77	00:04:01,083	00:04:03,619	Do you got that? And what do I want it to be?	Do you got that? And what do I want it to be?
78	00:04:04,787	00:04:07,990	A final draft. Okay?	A final draft. Okay?
79	00:04:09,725	00:04:12,061	Thanks for the constructive criticism.	Thanks for the constructive criticism.
80	00:04:12,094	00:04:14,997	Man, I didn't become boss by jerking people off, right?	Man, I didn't become boss by jerking people off, right?
81	00:04:15,031	00:04:17,432	I leave th... Sit down!	I leave th... Sit down!
82	00:04:19,669	00:04:22,104	I leave that shit to the interns.	I leave that shit to the interns.
83	00:04:24,539	00:04:27,509	I jerked myself off. You got me?	I jerked myself off. You got me?
84	00:04:29,444	00:04:31,781	Get out of here.	Get out of here.
85	00:04:31,814	00:04:36,351	Man, you got the personality of a stale cracker.	Man, you got the personality of a stale cracker.
86	00:04:37,186	00:04:38,621	Miles!	Miles!
87	00:04:40,422	00:04:42,892	You grew up in a barn, son, huh?	You grew up in a barn, son, huh?
88	00:04:43,860	00:04:47,129	Shut the effing door, now.	Shut the effing door, now.
89	00:04:51,634	00:04:52,768	I'm the guy in the room!	I'm the guy in the room!
90	00:04:52,802	00:04:55,771	Okay, all, today's scrum is now in session.	Okay, all, today's scrum is now in session.
91	00:04:55,805	00:04:58,140	Let's talk risks, roadblocks and deadlines.	Let's talk risks, roadblocks and deadlines.
92	00:04:58,174	00:05:00,408	Jane, what were you working on yesterday?	Jane, what were you working on yesterday?
93	00:05:00,442	00:05:01,611	What are you doing today?	What are you doing today?
94	00:05:01,644	00:05:05,581	Well, I'm still working on that data analysis for Pharex.	Well, I'm still working on that data analysis for Pharex.
95	00:05:05,615	00:05:07,817	Liners versus tampons, average length of use,	Liners versus tampons, average length of use,
96	00:05:07,850	00:05:12,822	scented versus unscented. Same blood, different day.	scented versus unscented. Same blood, different day.
97	00:05:12,855	00:05:15,490	Thank you, Jane. Any risk or roadblocks?	Thank you, Jane. Any risk or roadblocks?
98	00:05:15,523	00:05:16,993	The time wasted here at the daily scrum	The time wasted here at the daily scrum
99	00:05:17,026	00:05:18,628	is my only roadblock.	is my only roadblock.
100	00:05:18,661	00:05:19,862	All right, then.	All right, then.
101	00:05:19,896	00:05:21,496	Miles. How about you?	Miles. How about you?
102	00:05:21,529	00:05:22,732	What were you working on yesterday?	What were you working on yesterday?
103	00:05:22,765	00:05:24,532	What are you working on today?	What are you working on today?
104	00:05:24,566	00:05:27,003	I have got that predictive modeling report	I have got that predictive modeling report
105	00:05:27,036	00:05:28,938	on Pharex for Schmeltz,	on Pharex for Schmeltz,
106	00:05:28,971	00:05:31,641	but he just called me a dickwad and threw it in the trash.	but he just called me a dickwad and threw it in the trash.
107	00:05:31,674	00:05:33,508	It sounds like a parking lot conversation.	It sounds like a parking lot conversation.
108	00:05:33,541	00:05:35,543	Do not need that liability here.	Do not need that liability here.
109	00:05:35,578	00:05:37,179	Any other risks or roadblocks?	Any other risks or roadblocks?
110	00:05:39,715	00:05:42,151	Okay, then.	Okay, then.
111	00:05:42,184	00:05:44,220	Mordecai, what were you working on yesterday?	Mordecai, what were you working on yesterday?
112	00:05:44,253	00:05:47,023	- What are you working on today? - I'm running a full CBA	- What are you working on today? - I'm running a full CBA
113	00:05:47,056	00:05:50,826	on the market viability of our Robot Space Army.	on the market viability of our Robot Space Army.
114	00:05:53,229	00:05:55,965	What? What's so funny? This is serious stuff.	What? What's so funny? This is serious stuff.
115	00:05:55,998	00:05:58,935	It is serious. They're not human, and they could turn on us.	It is serious. They're not human, and they could turn on us.
116	00:05:58,968	00:06:00,970	What do you think NASA stands for?	What do you think NASA stands for?
117	00:06:01,003	00:06:02,872	Not A Space Army.	Not A Space Army.
118	00:06:02,905	00:06:04,539	Thank you, Mordecai.	Thank you, Mordecai.
119	00:06:04,572	00:06:07,910	He said the death star wasn't possible. It happened.	He said the death star wasn't possible. It happened.
120	00:06:10,613	00:06:13,849	Out of the way, loser! Fuck you!	Out of the way, loser! Fuck you!
121	00:06:17,987	00:06:19,088	Fuck!	Fuck!
122	00:06:20,256	00:06:23,192	At least it will cool you off.	At least it will cool you off.
123	00:06:23,225	00:06:25,094	Come on, Summer.	Come on, Summer.
124	00:06:53,789	00:06:57,960	Can you stop, please? God!	Can you stop, please? God!
125	00:08:37,726	00:08:40,296	- Miles, my man! - Hey, Javi.	- Miles, my man! - Hey, Javi.
126	00:08:40,329	00:08:41,964	How's your day going so far, man?	How's your day going so far, man?
127	00:08:41,997	00:08:43,833	Uh, could have been better.	Uh, could have been better.
128	00:08:43,866	00:08:45,835	Yeah, man, I hear you on that front.	Yeah, man, I hear you on that front.
129	00:08:46,802	00:08:48,237	Dude, you know,	Dude, you know,
130	00:08:48,270	00:08:50,139	you really shouldn't be buying this stuff.	you really shouldn't be buying this stuff.
131	00:08:50,172	00:08:53,709	I mean, legally, they can't even label this crap cheese.	I mean, legally, they can't even label this crap cheese.
132	00:08:53,742	00:08:54,677	Price is right.	Price is right.
133	00:08:54,710	00:08:58,114	Well, the price is always right here, huh?	Well, the price is always right here, huh?
134	00:08:58,147	00:09:00,015	Hey, so you getting any pussy?	Hey, so you getting any pussy?
135	00:09:00,049	00:09:02,885	Uh, no. Not... Not really, man.	Uh, no. Not... Not really, man.
136	00:09:02,918	00:09:05,187	Really, dude, 'cause you know I am, man.	Really, dude, 'cause you know I am, man.
137	00:09:05,221	00:09:07,990	'Cause I keep it hot.	'Cause I keep it hot.
138	00:09:08,023	00:09:09,658	Ow!	Ow!
139	00:09:09,692	00:09:11,193	Sounds dehydrating.	Sounds dehydrating.
140	00:09:11,227	00:09:13,729	Nah, dude, I drink lots of water.	Nah, dude, I drink lots of water.
141	00:09:13,762	00:09:15,131	You know what I mean, huh?	You know what I mean, huh?
142	00:09:15,164	00:09:17,233	Hello, Miles.	Hello, Miles.
143	00:09:17,266	00:09:18,300	Hey, Juanita.	Hey, Juanita.
144	00:09:18,334	00:09:19,603	What are you talking about, Javier?	What are you talking about, Javier?
145	00:09:19,635	00:09:22,438	Nothing, Mama, we're just having some friendly guy conversation.	Nothing, Mama, we're just having some friendly guy conversation.
146	00:09:22,471	00:09:24,340	- Oh, really? Friendly guy, huh? - Yeah.	- Oh, really? Friendly guy, huh? - Yeah.
147	00:09:24,373	00:09:26,842	It sounds like a loser conversation to me.	It sounds like a loser conversation to me.
148	00:09:26,876	00:09:28,878	- Oh, here we go. - Por favor, Miles,	- Oh, here we go. - Por favor, Miles,
149	00:09:28,911	00:09:30,846	don't act like him	don't act like him
150	00:09:30,880	00:09:34,150	because you're gonna end up like my...	because you're gonna end up like my...
151	00:09:34,183	00:09:36,252	My God. I mean, you wouldn't want that, would you?	My God. I mean, you wouldn't want that, would you?
152	00:09:36,285	00:09:39,121	I mean, would you like to have your mama as your boss?	I mean, would you like to have your mama as your boss?
153	00:09:39,155	00:09:40,456	Forever and ever?	Forever and ever?
154	00:09:40,489	00:09:43,859	I'd really just like to get these things and get out of here.	I'd really just like to get these things and get out of here.
155	00:09:43,893	00:09:46,328	Mama, go away. Miles doesn't wanna hear this.	Mama, go away. Miles doesn't wanna hear this.
156	00:09:46,362	00:09:47,631	Yes, he would like to hear this.	Yes, he would like to hear this.
157	00:09:47,663	00:09:51,066	You know, you haven't been on a date for, like, over a year.	You know, you haven't been on a date for, like, over a year.
158	00:09:56,338	00:09:58,040	- Please go. - Oh, fuck. Shut up.	- Please go. - Oh, fuck. Shut up.
159	00:09:58,073	00:10:00,776	Yeah. Hey, what do you say we go out tonight, Miles?	Yeah. Hey, what do you say we go out tonight, Miles?
160	00:10:00,809	00:10:02,011	Grab a drink.	Grab a drink.
161	00:10:02,044	00:10:03,879	Mack on the ladies. What do you say?	Mack on the ladies. What do you say?
162	00:10:03,913	00:10:05,281	Uh, look, man, I wish I could,	Uh, look, man, I wish I could,
163	00:10:05,314	00:10:08,184	but I just got... I got a lot of work to do, so I will finish off.	but I just got... I got a lot of work to do, so I will finish off.
164	00:10:08,217	00:10:09,218	Okay. Okay. Hey, hey,	Okay. Okay. Hey, hey,
165	00:10:09,251	00:10:10,819	let me know if you change your mind though, huh?	let me know if you change your mind though, huh?
166	00:10:10,853	00:10:12,054	I'll be your wingman.	I'll be your wingman.
167	00:10:12,087	00:10:13,889	Thank you, man.	Thank you, man.
168	00:10:13,923	00:10:15,724	Mama, why do you got to embarrass me like that	Mama, why do you got to embarrass me like that
169	00:10:15,758	00:10:16,759	in front of Miles?	in front of Miles?
170	00:10:27,002	00:10:28,137	Hey, Dizzy.	Hey, Dizzy.
171	00:10:29,405	00:10:31,073	You have a good day?	You have a good day?
172	00:10:31,106	00:10:32,741	Anything good happened while I was gone?	Anything good happened while I was gone?
173	00:11:00,936	00:11:01,937	Knock, knock.	Knock, knock.
174	00:11:02,838	00:11:04,106	What's up, bro?	What's up, bro?
175	00:11:04,139	00:11:05,307	Catch.	Catch.
176	00:11:06,075	00:11:07,176	Great catch.	Great catch.
177	00:11:07,209	00:11:09,078	Do you ever think about how fucked up the world is?	Do you ever think about how fucked up the world is?
178	00:11:09,111	00:11:10,946	Like, actually how fucked up it is?	Like, actually how fucked up it is?
179	00:11:10,980	00:11:13,449	Yeah, look, Jameson, this isn't a good time. I gotta do work.	Yeah, look, Jameson, this isn't a good time. I gotta do work.
180	00:11:13,482	00:11:16,919	Do you know that people get Ebola from eating bats?	Do you know that people get Ebola from eating bats?
181	00:11:16,952	00:11:19,421	Like, they eat bats and they get Ebola.	Like, they eat bats and they get Ebola.
182	00:11:19,455	00:11:20,422	Like, how fucked up is that?	Like, how fucked up is that?
183	00:11:20,456	00:11:22,157	Well, I don't know what news you're reading,	Well, I don't know what news you're reading,
184	00:11:22,191	00:11:23,459	but this really is not a good time.	but this really is not a good time.
185	00:11:23,492	00:11:26,262	I gotta get a lot of work done, otherwise I'm gonna lose my job.	I gotta get a lot of work done, otherwise I'm gonna lose my job.
186	00:11:26,295	00:11:29,031	Job? How can you think about a job at a time like this	Job? How can you think about a job at a time like this
187	00:11:29,064	00:11:31,834	when there is so much fucked up shit going on in the world?	when there is so much fucked up shit going on in the world?
188	00:11:31,867	00:11:33,068	I can think about jobs right now	I can think about jobs right now
189	00:11:33,102	00:11:34,903	because I actually need one to survive.	because I actually need one to survive.
190	00:11:34,937	00:11:38,073	I don't have a trust fund to fall back on, unlike you.	I don't have a trust fund to fall back on, unlike you.
191	00:11:40,943	00:11:43,345	You mean my artistic stipend for the novel I'm writing	You mean my artistic stipend for the novel I'm writing
192	00:11:43,379	00:11:44,780	about the golden age of break dancing?	about the golden age of break dancing?
193	00:11:44,813	00:11:47,416	It's not a stipend if your parents give you money for doing nothing.	It's not a stipend if your parents give you money for doing nothing.
194	00:11:47,449	00:11:49,218	I'm not doing nothing.	I'm not doing nothing.
195	00:11:49,251	00:11:51,086	I'm working out the novel in my head.	I'm working out the novel in my head.
196	00:11:51,120	00:11:53,122	I... I'm finding the scene.	I... I'm finding the scene.
197	00:11:53,155	00:11:56,258	I'm exploring the original b-boys, you know.	I'm exploring the original b-boys, you know.
198	00:11:56,292	00:11:59,862	It's 1972, and I'm living in the Bronx.	It's 1972, and I'm living in the Bronx.
199	00:11:59,895	00:12:01,897	You know, I gotta have my schedule free,	You know, I gotta have my schedule free,
200	00:12:01,930	00:12:03,966	so that way I can get in the right headspace.	so that way I can get in the right headspace.
201	00:12:03,999	00:12:05,602	You always gotta be in the right headspace, you know.	You always gotta be in the right headspace, you know.
202	00:12:05,635	00:12:08,537	The novel actually writes itself through you.	The novel actually writes itself through you.
203	00:12:08,570	00:12:10,939	Like, it actually comes up through you.	Like, it actually comes up through you.
204	00:12:10,973	00:12:12,241	It is out the fingers.	It is out the fingers.
205	00:12:12,274	00:12:15,277	That is, quite literally the most absurd thing I've ever heard.	That is, quite literally the most absurd thing I've ever heard.
206	00:12:15,311	00:12:17,146	It's 2019. You're not from New York.	It's 2019. You're not from New York.
207	00:12:17,179	00:12:19,415	And what do you know about break dancing?	And what do you know about break dancing?
208	00:12:19,448	00:12:21,016	What do you know about break dancing?	What do you know about break dancing?
209	00:12:23,419	00:12:25,054	- Wow! - Exactly. See?	- Wow! - Exactly. See?
210	00:12:25,087	00:12:26,955	The point is, I'm actually doing something in my life.	The point is, I'm actually doing something in my life.
211	00:12:26,989	00:12:28,357	What are you doing? What are you working on	What are you doing? What are you working on
212	00:12:28,390	00:12:30,292	that's so important, huh?	that's so important, huh?
213	00:12:30,326	00:12:33,362	It's a... It's a data market thing for a drug company.	It's a... It's a data market thing for a drug company.
214	00:12:33,395	00:12:35,297	Oh, a drug company.	Oh, a drug company.
215	00:12:35,331	00:12:36,432	Nice, man.	Nice, man.
216	00:12:36,465	00:12:39,134	Mr. High and Mighty is over there working on	Mr. High and Mighty is over there working on
217	00:12:39,168	00:12:42,605	slicing the data for the evil drug corporation.	slicing the data for the evil drug corporation.
218	00:12:42,639	00:12:45,174	Fan... Fantastic, man!	Fan... Fantastic, man!
219	00:12:45,207	00:12:46,175	Bravo.	Bravo.
220	00:12:46,208	00:12:48,377	I'm not happy to be doing it. It's just a job.	I'm not happy to be doing it. It's just a job.
221	00:12:48,410	00:12:50,079	You gotta get out of your funk, bro.	You gotta get out of your funk, bro.
222	00:12:50,112	00:12:52,114	You used to be so much fun.	You used to be so much fun.
223	00:12:52,147	00:12:53,382	Now look at you. You're...	Now look at you. You're...
224	00:12:53,415	00:12:55,317	You're eating fucking bologna sandwiches,	You're eating fucking bologna sandwiches,
225	00:12:55,351	00:12:57,620	working on data analysis for drug companies.	working on data analysis for drug companies.
226	00:12:59,254	00:13:01,390	Bologna sandwiches, man.	Bologna sandwiches, man.
227	00:13:01,423	00:13:03,258	Do you know what these are made of? Do you?	Do you know what these are made of? Do you?
228	00:13:03,292	00:13:04,393	They're made of lips and assholes.	They're made of lips and assholes.
229	00:13:04,426	00:13:08,297	This is the lip in the asshole of the animal that...	This is the lip in the asshole of the animal that...
230	00:13:08,330	00:13:10,032	Lips and assholes. That's what they are.	Lips and assholes. That's what they are.
231	00:13:10,065	00:13:12,301	Yeah, well, I need to keep my shitty job	Yeah, well, I need to keep my shitty job
232	00:13:12,334	00:13:14,671	so I can continue eating these shitty bologna sandwiches.	so I can continue eating these shitty bologna sandwiches.
233	00:13:14,704	00:13:16,572	And if I play my cards right, maybe I'll even be able	And if I play my cards right, maybe I'll even be able
234	00:13:16,606	00:13:18,374	to afford a shitty car payment.	to afford a shitty car payment.
235	00:13:18,407	00:13:21,110	I mean, how do you not have a car in LA, bro?	I mean, how do you not have a car in LA, bro?
236	00:13:21,143	00:13:23,946	It's like... Fuck.	It's like... Fuck.
237	00:13:23,979	00:13:26,415	Man, no offense...	Man, no offense...
238	00:13:29,985	00:13:31,920	But you're like one step above homeless.	But you're like one step above homeless.
239	00:13:31,954	00:13:32,822	Mmm.	Mmm.
240	00:13:32,856	00:13:36,258	You have a fucking awful life.	You have a fucking awful life.
241	00:13:36,291	00:13:39,294	It is shitty. And it is my life. Thank you for reminding me.	It is shitty. And it is my life. Thank you for reminding me.
242	00:13:39,328	00:13:42,398	Now, please leave and leave me to my own private misery.	Now, please leave and leave me to my own private misery.
243	00:13:42,431	00:13:44,166	Okay.	Okay.
244	00:13:44,199	00:13:45,668	I'm sorry, man. I... I'll go.	I'm sorry, man. I... I'll go.
245	00:13:45,702	00:13:47,569	I was just, uh... I was just trying to help.	I was just, uh... I was just trying to help.
246	00:13:47,604	00:13:49,138	Thank you.	Thank you.
247	00:13:49,171	00:13:50,339	Good luck with the drug company.	Good luck with the drug company.
248	00:13:50,372	00:13:51,440	Thank you.	Thank you.
249	00:13:57,146	00:13:58,981	- No, Jamie. - No? Okay. All right, buddy.	- No, Jamie. - No? Okay. All right, buddy.
250	00:13:59,014	00:14:00,617	Sometimes you will. All right.	Sometimes you will. All right.
251	00:14:00,650	00:14:02,551	Take the beer.	Take the beer.
252	00:14:02,585	00:14:05,421	Oh, I will take that beer...	Oh, I will take that beer...
253	00:14:07,122	00:14:08,524	And I will see you later.	And I will see you later.
254	00:14:09,425	00:14:11,493	- Buenas nachos. - Yeah.	- Buenas nachos. - Yeah.
255	00:14:13,262	00:14:15,030	Immediate termination?	Immediate termination?
256	00:14:15,063	00:14:16,666	Yes, fucking please.	Yes, fucking please.
257	00:14:44,761	00:14:47,095	Dizzy, Dizzy.	Dizzy, Dizzy.
258	00:14:50,399	00:14:52,167	Oh, shit!	Oh, shit!
259	00:14:53,101	00:14:54,403	Oh, shit!	Oh, shit!
260	00:14:55,370	00:14:56,639	Fuck, shit!	Fuck, shit!
261	00:14:59,742	00:15:00,777	You're late.	You're late.
262	00:15:00,810	00:15:02,612	I was up all night working.	I was up all night working.
263	00:15:02,645	00:15:05,180	Schmeltz is looking for you. He looks pissed.	Schmeltz is looking for you. He looks pissed.
264	00:15:05,214	00:15:06,415	More than usual.	More than usual.
265	00:15:06,716	00:15:07,717	Perfect.	Perfect.
266	00:15:10,219	00:15:11,621	Then...	Then...
267	00:15:11,654	00:15:13,790	- What? - I am so sorry I'm late.	- What? - I am so sorry I'm late.
268	00:15:13,823	00:15:16,124	- Enter. What? What? - So sorry I'm late.	- Enter. What? What? - So sorry I'm late.
269	00:15:16,158	00:15:18,560	Dude, close the door. What are you doing?	Dude, close the door. What are you doing?
270	00:15:18,595	00:15:21,029	Just sit down and shut the fuck up.	Just sit down and shut the fuck up.
271	00:15:22,632	00:15:26,368	God damn it! Pick that shit up.	God damn it! Pick that shit up.
272	00:15:26,401	00:15:28,705	Ears open. Mouth shut. This is a fox.	Ears open. Mouth shut. This is a fox.
273	00:15:30,405	00:15:31,774	Time's my watch say?	Time's my watch say?
274	00:15:32,642	00:15:33,810	9:19, sir.	9:19, sir.
275	00:15:33,843	00:15:35,645	Time we start work here at Teleplex?	Time we start work here at Teleplex?
276	00:15:35,678	00:15:36,713	9:00, sir.	9:00, sir.
277	00:15:36,746	00:15:38,514	That's unacceptable, man.	That's unacceptable, man.
278	00:15:38,547	00:15:39,548	Morgan, we need to talk.	Morgan, we need to talk.
279	00:15:39,582	00:15:41,383	What, Eileen, I'm in the middle of the fuck...	What, Eileen, I'm in the middle of the fuck...
280	00:15:41,416	00:15:43,519	- We need to talk right now. - What? Uh...	- We need to talk right now. - What? Uh...
281	00:15:43,552	00:15:44,553	Okay.	Okay.
282	00:15:45,554	00:15:46,689	What is it, Eileen?	What is it, Eileen?
283	00:15:46,723	00:15:50,125	No, not in here. Not in front of, whatever his face is.	No, not in here. Not in front of, whatever his face is.
284	00:15:50,158	00:15:51,828	- Miles. - Shut up!	- Miles. - Shut up!
285	00:15:51,861	00:15:54,162	- Morgan, chop chop. - Okay. Okay.	- Morgan, chop chop. - Okay. Okay.
286	00:15:54,196	00:15:56,164	Stay here, right?	Stay here, right?
287	00:15:56,198	00:15:57,266	With him.	With him.
288	00:15:57,299	00:15:58,267	Yeah, sit tight.	Yeah, sit tight.
289	00:15:58,300	00:16:00,569	You can't keep doing that to me. I'm the boss.	You can't keep doing that to me. I'm the boss.
290	00:16:00,603	00:16:02,772	- It's important. - I'm in charge of shit.	- It's important. - I'm in charge of shit.
291	00:16:02,805	00:16:04,473	In charge of what?	In charge of what?
292	00:16:12,281	00:16:13,282	Fuck!	Fuck!
293	00:16:15,785	00:16:17,185	Jane?	Jane?
294	00:16:21,691	00:16:23,793	Holy shit!	Holy shit!
295	00:16:23,826	00:16:25,628	You sick bastard.	You sick bastard.
296	00:16:25,662	00:16:28,163	Pull up your big-boy pants and make a choice.	Pull up your big-boy pants and make a choice.
297	00:16:28,196	00:16:29,464	- What do you want? - I don't know.	- What do you want? - I don't know.
298	00:16:29,498	00:16:32,568	Just fucking pick it. I don't care.	Just fucking pick it. I don't care.
299	00:16:32,602	00:16:34,469	- Pick what? - Just...	- Pick what? - Just...
300	00:16:37,372	00:16:38,641	What are you doing here?	What are you doing here?
301	00:16:39,207	00:16:40,275	Sir?	Sir?
302	00:16:40,309	00:16:41,376	Get out of here, now.	Get out of here, now.
303	00:16:41,410	00:16:43,813	- What about the pharma report? - Well, I don't know.	- What about the pharma report? - Well, I don't know.
304	00:16:43,846	00:16:46,816	What do I look like, your fucking brain?	What do I look like, your fucking brain?
305	00:16:48,183	00:16:51,486	Close the door, barn boy.	Close the door, barn boy.
306	00:17:00,763	00:17:03,198	- Come with me. - I'm working.	- Come with me. - I'm working.
307	00:17:03,231	00:17:05,567	- Take a break. - I'm busy.	- Take a break. - I'm busy.
308	00:17:07,269	00:17:08,370	You're wearing pink underwear	You're wearing pink underwear
309	00:17:08,403	00:17:09,872	with little white polka dots.	with little white polka dots.
310	00:17:12,307	00:17:13,610	The fuck did you just say to me?	The fuck did you just say to me?
311	00:17:13,643	00:17:15,510	Come talk to me outside.	Come talk to me outside.
312	00:17:15,544	00:17:17,479	No way, you creep.	No way, you creep.
313	00:17:17,512	00:17:20,315	Schmeltz has a hidden camera under your desk.	Schmeltz has a hidden camera under your desk.
314	00:17:22,551	00:17:24,587	Meet me in the parking lot in five.	Meet me in the parking lot in five.
315	00:17:25,888	00:17:26,889	Okay.	Okay.
316	00:17:35,497	00:17:36,899	- Hi. - Follow me.	- Hi. - Follow me.
317	00:17:37,700	00:17:39,267	Okay.	Okay.
318	00:17:39,301	00:17:40,569	What the fuck!	What the fuck!
319	00:17:40,603	00:17:42,705	So that asshole has a hidden camera of me?	So that asshole has a hidden camera of me?
320	00:17:43,640	00:17:45,775	They're all around the office.	They're all around the office.
321	00:17:45,808	00:17:49,277	He has spy cams of you, Eileen and Sarah on his computer.	He has spy cams of you, Eileen and Sarah on his computer.
322	00:17:49,311	00:17:50,947	Unbelievable!	Unbelievable!
323	00:17:50,980	00:17:53,783	He even has a camera in the bathroom.	He even has a camera in the bathroom.
324	00:17:53,816	00:17:55,918	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
325	00:17:57,954	00:17:59,521	I'm gonna throw up.	I'm gonna throw up.
326	00:17:59,554	00:18:00,657	We should call the police.	We should call the police.
327	00:18:00,690	00:18:03,558	So those videos can end up on YouTube for all to see,	So those videos can end up on YouTube for all to see,
328	00:18:03,593	00:18:05,227	and I get to be some sad news story	and I get to be some sad news story
329	00:18:05,260	00:18:06,461	that everyone laughs about?	that everyone laughs about?
330	00:18:06,495	00:18:08,898	I'm sure the police would be discreet about...	I'm sure the police would be discreet about...
331	00:18:08,931	00:18:10,867	There's no way.	There's no way.
332	00:18:10,900	00:18:13,703	We get raked through the coals as the Teleplex office whores	We get raked through the coals as the Teleplex office whores
333	00:18:13,736	00:18:15,203	and then Schmeltz will get off	and then Schmeltz will get off
334	00:18:15,237	00:18:16,906	with a slap on the wrist and some probation.	with a slap on the wrist and some probation.
335	00:18:16,939	00:18:19,441	Men like him always get off.	Men like him always get off.
336	00:18:19,474	00:18:21,978	I mean, what he's doing is wildly illegal.	I mean, what he's doing is wildly illegal.
337	00:18:22,011	00:18:24,681	Do you think that stops bastards like him?	Do you think that stops bastards like him?
338	00:18:24,714	00:18:26,749	I mean, have you been living under a rock?	I mean, have you been living under a rock?
339	00:18:26,783	00:18:29,284	I say, screw the judicial bullshit.	I say, screw the judicial bullshit.
340	00:18:29,317	00:18:31,688	Yeah, he needs to pay. Now.	Yeah, he needs to pay. Now.
341	00:18:31,721	00:18:34,322	I really think we should let the proper authorities handle this.	I really think we should let the proper authorities handle this.
342	00:18:34,356	00:18:37,927	Quit being such a dickwad and stand up for once, Miles.	Quit being such a dickwad and stand up for once, Miles.
343	00:18:37,960	00:18:40,295	Okay. So what did you have in mind?	Okay. So what did you have in mind?
344	00:18:40,328	00:18:42,665	I just want that sleazeball to pay.	I just want that sleazeball to pay.
345	00:18:45,467	00:18:46,969	Yeah. Um...	Yeah. Um...
346	00:18:47,003	00:18:49,739	Well, I guess I've done my bit here,	Well, I guess I've done my bit here,
347	00:18:49,772	00:18:52,340	so I'm gonna...	so I'm gonna...
348	00:18:52,374	00:18:55,845	Wait, Miles. Promise you won't tell anyone?	Wait, Miles. Promise you won't tell anyone?
349	00:18:56,946	00:18:59,247	Yeah, I promise.	Yeah, I promise.
350	00:19:00,683	00:19:01,784	- You coming? - I need a second.	- You coming? - I need a second.
351	00:19:01,818	00:19:03,986	- I'll see you inside. - Okay.	- I'll see you inside. - Okay.
352	00:19:13,996	00:19:15,631	You missed the scrum.	You missed the scrum.
353	00:19:16,565	00:19:17,900	What?	What?
354	00:19:17,934	00:19:18,868	Something came up, Gordy.	Something came up, Gordy.
355	00:19:18,901	00:19:20,302	You know, we're deep in the sprint right now.	You know, we're deep in the sprint right now.
356	00:19:20,335	00:19:24,040	We gotta spike up, or we're gonna miss our delivery date on Pharex.	We gotta spike up, or we're gonna miss our delivery date on Pharex.
357	00:19:24,073	00:19:25,908	I'll be at tomorrow's scrum, okay?	I'll be at tomorrow's scrum, okay?
358	00:19:25,942	00:19:27,375	As certified scrum master,	As certified scrum master,
359	00:19:27,409	00:19:29,579	I must hold my fellow members accountable.	I must hold my fellow members accountable.
360	00:19:29,612	00:19:33,448	Look, Gordy, I... I appreciate what you're trying to do here.	Look, Gordy, I... I appreciate what you're trying to do here.
361	00:19:33,482	00:19:34,851	I do.	I do.
362	00:19:34,884	00:19:37,419	But I don't need a daily scrum or burn down chart,	But I don't need a daily scrum or burn down chart,
363	00:19:37,452	00:19:39,989	or a scrotum master telling me what to do every day.	or a scrotum master telling me what to do every day.
364	00:19:40,022	00:19:42,625	I just want to do my job and be left alone.	I just want to do my job and be left alone.
365	00:19:42,658	00:19:44,594	It's scrum master, Miles,	It's scrum master, Miles,
366	00:19:44,627	00:19:46,829	and you're being a real scrumbag right now.	and you're being a real scrumbag right now.
367	00:19:47,764	00:19:49,065	Make the meetings,	Make the meetings,
368	00:19:49,098	00:19:50,833	or I'm gonna have to mark you as an impediment.	or I'm gonna have to mark you as an impediment.
369	00:19:50,867	00:19:52,802	Do what you gotta do.	Do what you gotta do.
370	00:19:52,835	00:19:54,369	Study that schedule.	Study that schedule.
371	00:19:54,402	00:19:56,672	I won't let you miss our deadline.	I won't let you miss our deadline.
372	00:19:56,706	00:19:59,709	Oh, and if I'm a scrotum master,	Oh, and if I'm a scrotum master,
373	00:19:59,742	00:20:02,011	you're my ball boy.	you're my ball boy.
374	00:20:07,116	00:20:09,952	Dhanyawada.	Dhanyawada.
375	00:20:09,986	00:20:13,522	I pray to the God of the elephant king.	I pray to the God of the elephant king.
376	00:20:13,555	00:20:15,925	Dhanyawada.	Dhanyawada.
377	00:20:15,958	00:20:19,695	Deliver us from our temptations.	Deliver us from our temptations.
378	00:20:19,729	00:20:22,430	Dhanyawada.	Dhanyawada.
379	00:20:22,464	00:20:25,902	I pray to Brene Brown...	I pray to Brene Brown...
380	00:20:25,935	00:20:28,004	Dhanyawada.	Dhanyawada.
381	00:20:28,938	00:20:32,708	Deliver me from my evil. Dhanyawada...	Deliver me from my evil. Dhanyawada...
382	00:20:33,575	00:20:35,377	Dhanyawada...	Dhanyawada...
383	00:20:35,410	00:20:37,445	God damn it!	God damn it!
384	00:20:37,479	00:20:38,948	Who the fuck is it?	Who the fuck is it?
385	00:20:38,981	00:20:41,617	I'm just trying to do fucking yoga so I can relax	I'm just trying to do fucking yoga so I can relax
386	00:20:41,651	00:20:44,654	and you're banging on the goddamn door!	and you're banging on the goddamn door!
387	00:20:44,687	00:20:47,123	Uh, is this a bad time?	Uh, is this a bad time?
388	00:20:47,156	00:20:49,391	Hey, buddy, what's up? Come on in.	Hey, buddy, what's up? Come on in.
389	00:20:49,424	00:20:52,028	No, I was just doing some yoga, drinking some whiskey,	No, I was just doing some yoga, drinking some whiskey,
390	00:20:52,061	00:20:54,563	getting myself in the right mind space	getting myself in the right mind space
391	00:20:54,597	00:20:56,498	so that way I could work on my novel.	so that way I could work on my novel.
392	00:20:56,531	00:20:59,635	Right. Uh, do you have anything to drink?	Right. Uh, do you have anything to drink?
393	00:21:00,970	00:21:02,839	Do I have anything to drink?	Do I have anything to drink?
394	00:21:04,841	00:21:06,876	- Here. - Thank you.	- Here. - Thank you.
395	00:21:06,909	00:21:09,645	Namaste, fucker.	Namaste, fucker.
396	00:21:15,685	00:21:16,819	Thank you.	Thank you.
397	00:21:18,420	00:21:21,023	Ah! So what's up?	Ah! So what's up?
398	00:21:21,057	00:21:23,793	Ah, I just had a weird day at work.	Ah, I just had a weird day at work.
399	00:21:23,826	00:21:25,560	- Copier break again? - No.	- Copier break again? - No.
400	00:21:25,595	00:21:27,630	Oh, did the bum at the bus stop	Oh, did the bum at the bus stop
401	00:21:27,663	00:21:29,531	- punch you in the face again? - No.	- punch you in the face again? - No.
402	00:21:29,564	00:21:31,868	Ooh, did the... Did the guy that pees in his hand	Ooh, did the... Did the guy that pees in his hand
403	00:21:31,901	00:21:33,903	do the thing where he pees and he throws it at you?	do the thing where he pees and he throws it at you?
404	00:21:33,936	00:21:35,437	You know what, man? Forget it.	You know what, man? Forget it.
405	00:21:35,470	00:21:37,073	Don't be so sensitive. I'm just fucking with you.	Don't be so sensitive. I'm just fucking with you.
406	00:21:37,106	00:21:39,876	Relax. God! What's up?	Relax. God! What's up?
407	00:21:39,909	00:21:41,711	Promise to keep your trap shut?	Promise to keep your trap shut?
408	00:21:42,812	00:21:43,980	Yeah.	Yeah.
409	00:21:44,013	00:21:45,681	- Promise? - Mmm-hmm.	- Promise? - Mmm-hmm.
410	00:21:45,715	00:21:48,918	So, today, when I was in my boss' office,	So, today, when I was in my boss' office,
411	00:21:48,951	00:21:53,122	I discovered that he's been spying on the women at work.	I discovered that he's been spying on the women at work.
412	00:21:53,723	00:21:55,490	Isn't that what you do?	Isn't that what you do?
413	00:21:55,523	00:21:57,159	- You guys spy on people. - Not like this.	- You guys spy on people. - Not like this.
414	00:21:57,193	00:22:00,763	I'm talking like hidden cameras around the office.	I'm talking like hidden cameras around the office.
415	00:22:01,631	00:22:03,431	- Ooh. - Yeah.	- Ooh. - Yeah.
416	00:22:03,465	00:22:05,201	- You remember Jane? - Yeah.	- You remember Jane? - Yeah.
417	00:22:05,234	00:22:08,604	Well, he's even got one hidden under her desk.	Well, he's even got one hidden under her desk.
418	00:22:09,972	00:22:12,174	You... You saw it?	You... You saw it?
419	00:22:12,208	00:22:14,542	Yeah. I mean, it was an accident.	Yeah. I mean, it was an accident.
420	00:22:14,577	00:22:17,880	Uh-huh. Sure, buddy. Accident. Okay.	Uh-huh. Sure, buddy. Accident. Okay.
421	00:22:17,914	00:22:19,982	Man, that is some sick shit.	Man, that is some sick shit.
422	00:22:20,016	00:22:21,549	Your boss is fucked up.	Your boss is fucked up.
423	00:22:21,584	00:22:25,553	Yeah. So... Now I don't know what to do.	Yeah. So... Now I don't know what to do.
424	00:22:25,588	00:22:29,725	Dude, you have found Smaug's weak scale.	Dude, you have found Smaug's weak scale.
425	00:22:29,759	00:22:32,895	Now it's time to let that black arrow fly.	Now it's time to let that black arrow fly.
426	00:22:42,071	00:22:43,739	One, that's ridiculous.	One, that's ridiculous.
427	00:22:43,773	00:22:46,676	Two, stop making analogies to The Hobbit.	Two, stop making analogies to The Hobbit.
428	00:22:46,709	00:22:49,946	Uh, you've worked for that company for years, man.	Uh, you've worked for that company for years, man.
429	00:22:49,979	00:22:52,048	Years, and you barely make enough money to...	Years, and you barely make enough money to...
430	00:22:52,081	00:22:53,616	pay for this shitty apartment.	pay for this shitty apartment.
431	00:22:53,649	00:22:56,752	Me? I choose to live in a place like this,	Me? I choose to live in a place like this,
432	00:22:56,786	00:22:58,087	but for you, it's just desperate.	but for you, it's just desperate.
433	00:22:58,120	00:23:02,058	Would you stop fucking with me for one second, please?	Would you stop fucking with me for one second, please?
434	00:23:02,091	00:23:04,526	All right.	All right.
435	00:23:05,962	00:23:06,963	One... One more.	One... One more.
436	00:23:06,996	00:23:10,232	Well, tell you what, I'm gonna help you out.	Well, tell you what, I'm gonna help you out.
437	00:23:10,266	00:23:11,734	All right? I'm gonna help you out,	All right? I'm gonna help you out,
438	00:23:11,767	00:23:14,971	but... I want half the money.	but... I want half the money.
439	00:23:16,072	00:23:18,641	Money? You're talking blackmail.	Money? You're talking blackmail.
440	00:23:18,674	00:23:20,776	I'm not going to jail for blackmail.	I'm not going to jail for blackmail.
441	00:23:20,810	00:23:23,012	As someone who audited a pre-law class	As someone who audited a pre-law class
442	00:23:23,045	00:23:25,047	at Saddleback Community College,	at Saddleback Community College,
443	00:23:25,081	00:23:27,183	you only go to jail if you get caught.	you only go to jail if you get caught.
444	00:23:27,216	00:23:29,551	Thank you for the expert legal advice.	Thank you for the expert legal advice.
445	00:23:30,820	00:23:32,154	You're welcome.	You're welcome.
446	00:23:32,188	00:23:33,823	Oh.	Oh.
447	00:23:34,223	00:23:35,224	Shit.	Shit.
448	00:23:36,892	00:23:37,760	It's Jane.	It's Jane.
449	00:23:37,793	00:23:40,562	Uh, she wants to meet at Crazy Harry's.	Uh, she wants to meet at Crazy Harry's.
450	00:23:40,596	00:23:41,998	Dude, it is on!	Dude, it is on!
451	00:23:42,031	00:23:43,766	Yes, we are gonna do.	Yes, we are gonna do.
452	00:23:43,799	00:23:45,901	Does she have any hot friends?	Does she have any hot friends?
453	00:23:45,935	00:23:49,071	Really think you're missing the gravity of this situation.	Really think you're missing the gravity of this situation.
454	00:23:49,105	00:23:51,607	Uh, but I need a ride.	Uh, but I need a ride.
455	00:23:51,640	00:23:52,842	Can you drive?	Can you drive?
456	00:23:52,875	00:23:54,509	Sober as a fox, bro.	Sober as a fox, bro.
457	00:23:55,011	00:23:56,846	- Really? - Let's go.	- Really? - Let's go.
458	00:23:56,879	00:23:58,981	Well, would you put some clothes on, please?	Well, would you put some clothes on, please?
459	00:24:00,750	00:24:01,784	Absolutely.	Absolutely.
460	00:24:03,319	00:24:05,221	Let me just say goodnight to my candles.	Let me just say goodnight to my candles.
461	00:24:05,254	00:24:06,554	Holy shit.	Holy shit.
462	00:24:07,156	00:24:08,891	Dhanyawada, Britney.	Dhanyawada, Britney.
463	00:24:10,626	00:24:12,194	Dhanyawada, Arianna.	Dhanyawada, Arianna.
464	00:24:13,863	00:24:15,731	Dhanyawada, Brene.	Dhanyawada, Brene.
465	00:24:20,336	00:24:22,705	Bro, I love this jam.	Bro, I love this jam.
466	00:24:25,608	00:24:28,944	Jame-O, drive, please. Two hands.	Jame-O, drive, please. Two hands.
467	00:24:28,978	00:24:31,347	Bro, stop being such a stick-in-the-mud.	Bro, stop being such a stick-in-the-mud.
468	00:24:31,380	00:24:32,281	You gotta live a little.	You gotta live a little.
469	00:24:32,314	00:24:33,749	Hands on the wheel.	Hands on the wheel.
470	00:24:33,783	00:24:34,984	What's the big deal?	What's the big deal?
471	00:24:35,017	00:24:36,118	Ten and two.	Ten and two.
472	00:24:38,020	00:24:39,989	- Hands, hands, Jame-O. - Whoo!	- Hands, hands, Jame-O. - Whoo!
473	00:24:40,022	00:24:42,858	What? Jame-O!	What? Jame-O!
474	00:24:48,064	00:24:49,698	I don't see Jane.	I don't see Jane.
475	00:24:50,800	00:24:51,934	Let's have a drink.	Let's have a drink.
476	00:24:54,703	00:24:56,172	Guys, what can I do you for?	Guys, what can I do you for?
477	00:24:56,205	00:24:58,140	Uh, I'll take a Day Beer.	Uh, I'll take a Day Beer.
478	00:24:58,174	00:24:59,208	Same here.	Same here.
479	00:24:59,542	00:25:00,976	Day Beer.	Day Beer.
480	00:25:08,317	00:25:09,819	Man, hipsters.	Man, hipsters.
481	00:25:11,921	00:25:13,322	Excuse me?	Excuse me?
482	00:25:13,355	00:25:15,324	I said, that will be $10.	I said, that will be $10.
483	00:25:19,161	00:25:21,197	Oh, uh, I don't...	Oh, uh, I don't...
484	00:25:23,065	00:25:25,734	Ooh, I'm sorry, man. I don't have any extra money for a tip.	Ooh, I'm sorry, man. I don't have any extra money for a tip.
485	00:25:27,670	00:25:29,138	Of course you don't.	Of course you don't.
486	00:25:29,171	00:25:31,240	I'm sorry, man. Honest mistake.	I'm sorry, man. Honest mistake.
487	00:25:32,174	00:25:33,909	Fucking grandpa.	Fucking grandpa.
488	00:25:35,277	00:25:36,278	Ah!	Ah!
489	00:25:38,114	00:25:39,748	This place is dope.	This place is dope.
490	00:25:39,782	00:25:41,350	Yeah, if you're into that.	Yeah, if you're into that.
491	00:25:43,219	00:25:44,420	Jane's here, I'm gonna go talk to her.	Jane's here, I'm gonna go talk to her.
492	00:25:44,453	00:25:46,122	What am I supposed to do?	What am I supposed to do?
493	00:25:46,155	00:25:47,123	I don't know. Just give me a minute.	I don't know. Just give me a minute.
494	00:25:47,156	00:25:49,391	And you don't know anything about anything.	And you don't know anything about anything.
495	00:25:49,425	00:25:51,060	- Fine. - Thank you.	- Fine. - Thank you.
496	00:25:57,766	00:26:00,202	- Hey, Jane. - I need a drink, stat.	- Hey, Jane. - I need a drink, stat.
497	00:26:00,803	00:26:02,872	Uh, is everything okay?	Uh, is everything okay?
498	00:26:02,905	00:26:04,106	No, I'm not okay.	No, I'm not okay.
499	00:26:04,140	00:26:05,975	I have a 100 grand in student loans,	I have a 100 grand in student loans,
500	00:26:06,008	00:26:09,178	a terrible job and a boss who films upskirts of me.	a terrible job and a boss who films upskirts of me.
501	00:26:09,211	00:26:11,180	My life is total shit.	My life is total shit.
502	00:26:11,213	00:26:12,281	I know what you mean.	I know what you mean.
503	00:26:12,314	00:26:14,850	I sometimes think my dog has a better life than I do.	I sometimes think my dog has a better life than I do.
504	00:26:14,884	00:26:17,419	I've worked my ass off my entire life.	I've worked my ass off my entire life.
505	00:26:18,420	00:26:20,022	I took all the right classes.	I took all the right classes.
506	00:26:20,055	00:26:22,258	I aced all the tests.	I aced all the tests.
507	00:26:22,291	00:26:25,995	I finished my MBA from Wharton with honors.	I finished my MBA from Wharton with honors.
508	00:26:27,429	00:26:28,564	Where did I go wrong?	Where did I go wrong?
509	00:26:28,598	00:26:32,268	You didn't. It's just a different world now, I guess.	You didn't. It's just a different world now, I guess.
510	00:26:32,301	00:26:34,837	To top it all off, I'm another Me Too.	To top it all off, I'm another Me Too.
511	00:26:35,471	00:26:37,673	Do you know how that feels?	Do you know how that feels?
512	00:26:39,408	00:26:43,379	We need to take Schmeltz and Teleplex down.	We need to take Schmeltz and Teleplex down.
513	00:26:43,412	00:26:44,914	That entire place is corrupt.	That entire place is corrupt.
514	00:26:44,947	00:26:46,715	Someone has to put an end to it.	Someone has to put an end to it.
515	00:26:46,749	00:26:48,717	Fire ball!	Fire ball!
516	00:26:48,751	00:26:49,785	- Fuck! - Hey!	- Fuck! - Hey!
517	00:26:49,818	00:26:50,986	And who the fuck are you?	And who the fuck are you?
518	00:26:51,020	00:26:52,888	Uh, this is Jameson.	Uh, this is Jameson.
519	00:26:52,922	00:26:55,124	I think you guys met at a company mixer a while back.	I think you guys met at a company mixer a while back.
520	00:26:55,157	00:26:56,825	Heard you were having a rough day, Jane.	Heard you were having a rough day, Jane.
521	00:26:56,859	00:26:59,128	Nothing like a little whiskey can't fix. Am I right?	Nothing like a little whiskey can't fix. Am I right?
522	00:26:59,161	00:27:00,462	Wait. You told him?	Wait. You told him?
523	00:27:00,496	00:27:01,997	I am so sorry.	I am so sorry.
524	00:27:02,031	00:27:04,066	Look, I just needed to tell somebody, and...	Look, I just needed to tell somebody, and...
525	00:27:04,400	00:27:05,401	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
526	00:27:06,636	00:27:09,171	Look, I'm not the one you need to be worried about.	Look, I'm not the one you need to be worried about.
527	00:27:09,205	00:27:11,740	We can take down those bastards together.	We can take down those bastards together.
528	00:27:13,108	00:27:16,011	What do you mean, "We can take them down?"	What do you mean, "We can take them down?"
529	00:27:16,045	00:27:17,947	I'm one of the good guys, Jane.	I'm one of the good guys, Jane.
530	00:27:17,980	00:27:20,916	I am here to help.	I am here to help.
531	00:27:20,950	00:27:23,319	I have come up with a master plan.	I have come up with a master plan.
532	00:27:24,053	00:27:25,487	Hold on.	Hold on.
533	00:27:25,521	00:27:26,822	Watch this.	Watch this.
534	00:27:29,525	00:27:31,227	Ah!	Ah!
535	00:27:31,260	00:27:34,096	Wonderful. Are you supposed to be a newsie or something?	Wonderful. Are you supposed to be a newsie or something?
536	00:27:34,129	00:27:35,764	Pleasure to meet you. My name is Jack Brewer	Pleasure to meet you. My name is Jack Brewer
537	00:27:35,798	00:27:38,100	from the Day Beer Brewing Company, you see.	from the Day Beer Brewing Company, you see.
538	00:27:38,133	00:27:39,034	Jack, the brewer?	Jack, the brewer?
539	00:27:39,068	00:27:41,270	We want to spend loads of money.	We want to spend loads of money.
540	00:27:41,303	00:27:45,274	Loads of money on stupid, stupid, stupid beer ads.	Loads of money on stupid, stupid, stupid beer ads.
541	00:27:45,307	00:27:47,209	Will you help us find our target market?	Will you help us find our target market?
542	00:27:48,210	00:27:49,845	Is your friend delusional?	Is your friend delusional?
543	00:27:49,878	00:27:52,081	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
544	00:27:52,114	00:27:53,916	He might be onto something here.	He might be onto something here.
545	00:27:53,949	00:27:55,918	Can you organize a sit-down with Schmeltz?	Can you organize a sit-down with Schmeltz?
546	00:27:55,951	00:27:58,053	Tell him you have a client meeting	Tell him you have a client meeting
547	00:27:58,087	00:28:00,889	with strong revenue implications or something.	with strong revenue implications or something.
548	00:28:00,923	00:28:04,393	I can try, but he's not gonna buy that this guy is a big account rep.	I can try, but he's not gonna buy that this guy is a big account rep.
549	00:28:04,426	00:28:06,795	I mean, look at him.	I mean, look at him.
550	00:28:06,829	00:28:09,064	I beg your pardon, missy?	I beg your pardon, missy?
551	00:28:09,098	00:28:13,102	He chooses to look this way, but he can clean up all right.	He chooses to look this way, but he can clean up all right.
552	00:28:14,270	00:28:17,339	Okay. So what is your plan?	Okay. So what is your plan?
553	00:28:17,373	00:28:20,042	While you two are meeting with Schmeltz,	While you two are meeting with Schmeltz,
554	00:28:20,075	00:28:21,210	I'm gonna sneak into his office	I'm gonna sneak into his office
555	00:28:21,243	00:28:23,512	and download the files off his computer.	and download the files off his computer.
556	00:28:23,545	00:28:26,048	And how do you plan to break into his computer?	And how do you plan to break into his computer?
557	00:28:26,081	00:28:28,517	Well, you guys just need to keep him distracted long enough	Well, you guys just need to keep him distracted long enough
558	00:28:28,550	00:28:30,219	so I can figure that out.	so I can figure that out.
559	00:28:30,252	00:28:32,821	Okay, Edward Snowden.	Okay, Edward Snowden.
560	00:28:32,855	00:28:36,058	Let's see how your buddy handles himself.	Let's see how your buddy handles himself.
561	00:28:37,126	00:28:39,596	He doesn't strike me as capable.	He doesn't strike me as capable.
562	00:28:39,629	00:28:41,130	Oh, I'm capable.	Oh, I'm capable.
563	00:28:42,298	00:28:45,200	I'm capable as fuck, yo.	I'm capable as fuck, yo.
564	00:28:47,202	00:28:48,537	We can do this.	We can do this.
565	00:28:48,570	00:28:51,540	If we get caught, we're screwed.	If we get caught, we're screwed.
566	00:28:52,207	00:28:53,242	Yeah.	Yeah.
567	00:28:53,275	00:28:54,410	You know what?	You know what?
568	00:28:55,377	00:28:57,012	I don't care anymore.	I don't care anymore.
569	00:28:57,046	00:28:59,281	We've been getting fucked for far too long.	We've been getting fucked for far too long.
570	00:28:59,315	00:29:01,450	- It's time to fuck back. - Mmm-hmm.	- It's time to fuck back. - Mmm-hmm.
571	00:29:01,483	00:29:02,951	- Yeah! - All right.	- Yeah! - All right.
572	00:29:02,985	00:29:04,453	- Yeah. - Let's fuck back.	- Yeah. - Let's fuck back.
573	00:29:04,486	00:29:05,622	To fucking back.	To fucking back.
574	00:29:05,655	00:29:07,856	To fucking back.	To fucking back.
575	00:29:22,971	00:29:24,506	I love this guy.	I love this guy.
576	00:30:08,651	00:30:10,620	You're late.	You're late.
577	00:30:36,211	00:30:38,080	"Your number one problem?"	"Your number one problem?"
578	00:30:41,350	00:30:44,721	- Mr. Schmeltz... - Mr. Schmaltz. Good day, sir.	- Mr. Schmeltz... - Mr. Schmaltz. Good day, sir.
579	00:30:44,754	00:30:46,155	It's Schmeltz.	It's Schmeltz.
580	00:30:46,188	00:30:48,591	Schmeltz, Schmaltz. Tornado tostada.	Schmeltz, Schmaltz. Tornado tostada.
581	00:30:48,625	00:30:49,726	Does any of it really matter?	Does any of it really matter?
582	00:30:49,759	00:30:52,361	Mr. Schmeltz, this is Jack Brewer,	Mr. Schmeltz, this is Jack Brewer,
583	00:30:52,394	00:30:55,097	the vice president of sales and marketing at Day Beer.	the vice president of sales and marketing at Day Beer.
584	00:30:55,130	00:30:57,433	Quite an impressive title for such a young eccentric.	Quite an impressive title for such a young eccentric.
585	00:30:57,466	00:31:00,169	Thank you. I started at Day Beer when I was 12 years old	Thank you. I started at Day Beer when I was 12 years old
586	00:31:00,202	00:31:02,304	and I worked my way to the top.	and I worked my way to the top.
587	00:31:02,337	00:31:05,974	I am living proof that child labor is fantastic.	I am living proof that child labor is fantastic.
588	00:31:06,008	00:31:07,142	Sir, please, if I may.	Sir, please, if I may.
589	00:31:07,176	00:31:11,113	Uh, Mr. Brewer wishes to invest in some market research.	Uh, Mr. Brewer wishes to invest in some market research.
590	00:31:11,146	00:31:15,117	Day Beer is looking to make some big moves with its upcoming beer lineup.	Day Beer is looking to make some big moves with its upcoming beer lineup.
591	00:31:16,118	00:31:17,319	Mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm.
592	00:31:32,568	00:31:35,605	What kind of password...	What kind of password...
593	00:31:37,372	00:31:40,442	Morgan, Eileen.	Morgan, Eileen.
594	00:31:40,476	00:31:42,444	I need you to open the door, right now.	I need you to open the door, right now.
595	00:31:42,478	00:31:44,346	You better not be in there with Sarah.	You better not be in there with Sarah.
596	00:31:44,379	00:31:46,683	If you are, Morgan, hear me right now,	If you are, Morgan, hear me right now,
597	00:31:46,716	00:31:49,384	I will find out. I will know.	I will find out. I will know.
598	00:31:49,418	00:31:51,520	Come on.	Come on.
599	00:31:52,822	00:31:54,256	Yikes!	Yikes!
600	00:32:14,677	00:32:17,145	Schmeltzy.	Schmeltzy.
601	00:32:19,749	00:32:21,618	So I'm a bit pressed for time,	So I'm a bit pressed for time,
602	00:32:21,651	00:32:23,352	so let's just cut right to it.	so let's just cut right to it.
603	00:32:23,385	00:32:25,220	How this usually goes down is, uh,	How this usually goes down is, uh,
604	00:32:25,254	00:32:27,456	we determine what you guys are willing to spend,	we determine what you guys are willing to spend,
605	00:32:27,489	00:32:29,324	and then we discuss data packaging	and then we discuss data packaging
606	00:32:29,358	00:32:30,827	and marketing plans, and then your budget...	and marketing plans, and then your budget...
607	00:32:30,860	00:32:34,229	I'm prepared to offer $100 million.	I'm prepared to offer $100 million.
608	00:32:34,263	00:32:35,297	What?	What?
609	00:32:35,330	00:32:36,666	That's right. You heard me.	That's right. You heard me.
610	00:32:36,699	00:32:39,568	$100 million.	$100 million.
611	00:32:39,602	00:32:41,503	See, I could take my business anywhere.	See, I could take my business anywhere.
612	00:32:41,537	00:32:44,774	But Jane said that your company can do things that others can't.	But Jane said that your company can do things that others can't.
613	00:32:44,807	00:32:48,611	And at Day Beer, we don't just think outside the box.	And at Day Beer, we don't just think outside the box.
614	00:32:52,314	00:32:55,350	We think... outside the can.	We think... outside the can.
615	00:32:55,585	00:32:56,586	Hmm?	Hmm?
616	00:33:01,189	00:33:03,225	Corporate data for sale?	Corporate data for sale?
617	00:33:03,660	00:33:04,694	What?	What?
618	00:33:08,831	00:33:11,366	They're selling our identities to the Russians?	They're selling our identities to the Russians?
619	00:33:11,400	00:33:13,770	What the fuck!	What the fuck!
620	00:33:13,803	00:33:15,672	If I finish this beer before you,	If I finish this beer before you,
621	00:33:15,705	00:33:19,408	I'm taking my business elsewhere.	I'm taking my business elsewhere.
622	00:33:19,441	00:33:21,410	How long were these in your suitcase?	How long were these in your suitcase?
623	00:33:21,443	00:33:22,745	Time is irrelevant.	Time is irrelevant.
624	00:33:23,412	00:33:26,114	- Cheers, Schmaltzy. - Yeah.	- Cheers, Schmaltzy. - Yeah.
625	00:33:26,148	00:33:29,652	Look, before we can mine data on your customers... Okay.	Look, before we can mine data on your customers... Okay.
626	00:33:31,588	00:33:35,457	We must first mine data on our clients. Right, Jane?	We must first mine data on our clients. Right, Jane?
627	00:33:35,490	00:33:37,426	You see, Jack, I can pretty much	You see, Jack, I can pretty much
628	00:33:37,459	00:33:39,361	learn anything I want about anyone.	learn anything I want about anyone.
629	00:33:39,394	00:33:41,764	So let's see what there is to learn about you.	So let's see what there is to learn about you.
630	00:33:42,932	00:33:44,767	Jack Brewer.	Jack Brewer.
631	00:33:44,801	00:33:47,436	Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.	Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
632	00:33:48,871	00:33:50,405	Come on, damn it.	Come on, damn it.
633	00:33:52,207	00:33:53,575	Low target value?	Low target value?
634	00:33:54,576	00:33:56,478	"No likely girlfriend?"	"No likely girlfriend?"
635	00:33:56,511	00:33:58,113	Fuck you.	Fuck you.
636	00:34:07,222	00:34:09,524	Oh, Jane's divorced.	Oh, Jane's divorced.
637	00:34:10,292	00:34:11,293	Huh.	Huh.
638	00:34:11,961	00:34:13,763	Jack Brewer.	Jack Brewer.
639	00:34:13,796	00:34:15,932	Nothing.	Nothing.
640	00:34:15,965	00:34:17,700	Nothing.	Nothing.
641	00:34:17,734	00:34:18,935	Nothing.	Nothing.
642	00:34:18,968	00:34:20,202	Nothing.	Nothing.
643	00:34:20,235	00:34:21,436	Nada.	Nada.
644	00:34:21,470	00:34:22,504	Nada.	Nada.
645	00:34:22,537	00:34:23,572	Nothing.	Nothing.
646	00:34:23,606	00:34:25,642	Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.	Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
647	00:34:25,675	00:34:27,409	Nada, nada, nada.	Nada, nada, nada.
648	00:34:27,442	00:34:30,880	So, uh, Jane, this meeting's over.	So, uh, Jane, this meeting's over.
649	00:34:30,913	00:34:32,280	All right?	All right?
650	00:34:32,314	00:34:35,652	Just some insecurity on the imposter thing.	Just some insecurity on the imposter thing.
651	00:34:35,685	00:34:38,520	Hey, thank you so much, Jack. It was so nice meeting you.	Hey, thank you so much, Jack. It was so nice meeting you.
652	00:34:38,553	00:34:40,288	Great meeting, sir. Thank you very much.	Great meeting, sir. Thank you very much.
653	00:34:40,322	00:34:42,290	- Course. Enjoy prison. - Thank you.	- Course. Enjoy prison. - Thank you.
654	00:34:42,324	00:34:43,626	Mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm.
655	00:34:43,660	00:34:45,427	Go get the car, Jameson.	Go get the car, Jameson.
656	00:34:46,763	00:34:48,631	Come on, come on, come on.	Come on, come on, come on.
657	00:34:48,665	00:34:49,866	Yes!	Yes!
658	00:34:51,366	00:34:53,468	Sir. Sir, I apologize for that.	Sir. Sir, I apologize for that.
659	00:34:53,502	00:34:56,304	You let some cut-rate grifter on the campus	You let some cut-rate grifter on the campus
660	00:34:56,338	00:34:57,840	without proper vetting.	without proper vetting.
661	00:34:57,874	00:34:59,642	Do you have any idea	Do you have any idea
662	00:34:59,676	00:35:02,945	how many company policies you just violated?	how many company policies you just violated?
663	00:35:02,979	00:35:04,914	Security! The breach is right there.	Security! The breach is right there.
664	00:35:04,947	00:35:08,283	Drag his ass to the curb right now, please. Thank you.	Drag his ass to the curb right now, please. Thank you.
665	00:35:10,687	00:35:13,388	Hey, what are you... What are you do... Hey!	Hey, what are you... What are you do... Hey!
666	00:35:13,422	00:35:15,257	I thought he'd be a potential client.	I thought he'd be a potential client.
667	00:35:15,290	00:35:17,225	- I didn't realize that... - I know you didn't realize	- I didn't realize that... - I know you didn't realize
668	00:35:17,259	00:35:18,761	'cause you're an imbecile, and now you're fired.	'cause you're an imbecile, and now you're fired.
669	00:35:18,795	00:35:20,228	- What? - You heard me.	- What? - You heard me.
670	00:35:20,262	00:35:22,865	Put your shit in a box and go, go, go.	Put your shit in a box and go, go, go.
671	00:35:22,899	00:35:23,966	You got me?	You got me?
672	00:35:24,000	00:35:26,435	You wanna do this with just a tiny bit of dignity,	You wanna do this with just a tiny bit of dignity,
673	00:35:26,468	00:35:28,570	or do you need to have your ass dragged to the curb, too?	or do you need to have your ass dragged to the curb, too?
674	00:35:28,604	00:35:30,006	Guys, come on!	Guys, come on!
675	00:35:30,039	00:35:31,974	Hey, can I at least get my parking validated?	Hey, can I at least get my parking validated?
676	00:35:32,008	00:35:33,710	Sir, please, I...	Sir, please, I...
677	00:35:34,811	00:35:36,478	- I need this job. - Oh.	- I need this job. - Oh.
678	00:35:36,511	00:35:38,313	You're just like all the other women.	You're just like all the other women.
679	00:35:38,346	00:35:40,683	Just a big pain in my ass.	Just a big pain in my ass.
680	00:35:40,717	00:35:42,451	Except they put out.	Except they put out.
681	00:35:42,484	00:35:43,986	- Back up! - Holy shit!	- Back up! - Holy shit!
682	00:35:44,020	00:35:46,689	- You disgusting animal! - Eileen, honey,	- You disgusting animal! - Eileen, honey,
683	00:35:46,723	00:35:50,525	she's just being emotional because... Because I just fired her sorry ass.	she's just being emotional because... Because I just fired her sorry ass.
684	00:35:50,559	00:35:51,794	You are such a sleazeball!	You are such a sleazeball!
685	00:35:51,828	00:35:53,428	How am I a sleazeball? You're fired!	How am I a sleazeball? You're fired!
686	00:35:53,462	00:35:54,964	- Get the fuck out of here now! - No!	- Get the fuck out of here now! - No!
687	00:35:54,997	00:35:56,498	- I quit! - You can't quit!	- I quit! - You can't quit!
688	00:35:56,531	00:35:58,300	I just fired you! That's not how this works...	I just fired you! That's not how this works...
689	00:35:58,333	00:35:59,736	- You don't get the pleasure of firing me! - Oh, my God!	- You don't get the pleasure of firing me! - Oh, my God!
690	00:35:59,769	00:36:02,739	I can't believe I'm playing this fucking game like a four-year-old!	I can't believe I'm playing this fucking game like a four-year-old!
691	00:36:08,811	00:36:09,812	Did you get it?	Did you get it?
692	00:36:09,846	00:36:13,482	Yeah. Uh, it's even worse than what we thought.	Yeah. Uh, it's even worse than what we thought.
693	00:36:13,515	00:36:14,751	How did it go with Schmeltz?	How did it go with Schmeltz?
694	00:36:14,784	00:36:17,452	We've got a problem there. He didn't buy it.	We've got a problem there. He didn't buy it.
695	00:36:18,320	00:36:19,689	And then he fired me.	And then he fired me.
696	00:36:19,722	00:36:22,390	Shit! He fired you?	Shit! He fired you?
697	00:36:22,424	00:36:25,560	Yep. No more job for Jane.	Yep. No more job for Jane.
698	00:36:25,595	00:36:28,363	Let's hope we didn't just completely blow up our lives.	Let's hope we didn't just completely blow up our lives.
699	00:36:28,396	00:36:30,600	It'll be okay. We've got everything you need.	It'll be okay. We've got everything you need.
700	00:36:30,633	00:36:31,634	Here.	Here.
701	00:36:33,903	00:36:36,571	- You look ridiculous. - Got the job done.	- You look ridiculous. - Got the job done.
702	00:36:36,606	00:36:40,042	- Barely. - Got the job done.	- Barely. - Got the job done.
703	00:36:40,076	00:36:42,377	- And got me fired. - You're welcome.	- And got me fired. - You're welcome.
704	00:36:42,410	00:36:45,380	Yeah, well, everything we need is on that drive.	Yeah, well, everything we need is on that drive.
705	00:36:45,413	00:36:46,716	Good job, Miles.	Good job, Miles.
706	00:36:50,720	00:36:52,955	Meet us back at Jameson's place when you're up for it.	Meet us back at Jameson's place when you're up for it.
707	00:36:52,989	00:36:54,690	- Yeah. - My car's parked in the back.	- Yeah. - My car's parked in the back.
708	00:36:54,724	00:36:55,792	Okay.	Okay.
709	00:36:58,628	00:37:02,865	As they say in Mexico, vaya con Dios!	As they say in Mexico, vaya con Dios!
710	00:37:07,970	00:37:09,038	Miles.	Miles.
711	00:37:11,373	00:37:13,042	Hey, Gordy, I've got that report ready.	Hey, Gordy, I've got that report ready.
712	00:37:13,075	00:37:14,576	I was just about to circulate it with the team.	I was just about to circulate it with the team.
713	00:37:14,610	00:37:16,511	Can we talk?	Can we talk?
714	00:37:16,545	00:37:18,114	Look, I know this is about the scrum.	Look, I know this is about the scrum.
715	00:37:18,147	00:37:19,447	I'm sorry I missed it again.	I'm sorry I missed it again.
716	00:37:19,481	00:37:20,716	I've just been really busy with work,	I've just been really busy with work,
717	00:37:20,750	00:37:22,852	and Schmeltz is riding my ass on everything.	and Schmeltz is riding my ass on everything.
718	00:37:22,885	00:37:25,988	- It's not that. - Uh, okay.	- It's not that. - Uh, okay.
719	00:37:26,022	00:37:27,322	Come to my office.	Come to my office.
720	00:37:29,457	00:37:30,559	Fuck.	Fuck.
721	00:37:33,528	00:37:35,363	So, what's up?	So, what's up?
722	00:37:35,397	00:37:39,035	Miles, do you know that I've worked at the company for 16 years?	Miles, do you know that I've worked at the company for 16 years?
723	00:37:39,068	00:37:43,139	Uh, wow. No, man. That's, uh... That's a long time.	Uh, wow. No, man. That's, uh... That's a long time.
724	00:37:43,172	00:37:45,473	Yeah, going on 17 next month.	Yeah, going on 17 next month.
725	00:37:46,709	00:37:49,544	Impressive. Congrats.	Impressive. Congrats.
726	00:37:49,579	00:37:52,414	The founder, Liev Giorgio, recruited me personally.	The founder, Liev Giorgio, recruited me personally.
727	00:37:52,447	00:37:53,883	We had lofty ideas that	We had lofty ideas that
728	00:37:53,916	00:37:55,618	data could be used to make a difference.	data could be used to make a difference.
729	00:37:55,651	00:37:57,620	We were gonna help people.	We were gonna help people.
730	00:37:57,653	00:38:01,456	Streamline inefficiencies and better connect the world.	Streamline inefficiencies and better connect the world.
731	00:38:01,489	00:38:04,492	Uh, what are we talking about here, Gordy?	Uh, what are we talking about here, Gordy?
732	00:38:06,494	00:38:09,999	I know what you and Jane are up to, and I can help.	I know what you and Jane are up to, and I can help.
733	00:38:10,032	00:38:12,400	I know how this company operates.	I know how this company operates.
734	00:38:12,434	00:38:17,673	No loyalty. I know every dirty and dark detail.	No loyalty. I know every dirty and dark detail.
735	00:38:18,908	00:38:21,043	If you and I help each other,	If you and I help each other,
736	00:38:21,077	00:38:23,646	we can maybe put a stop to their antics.	we can maybe put a stop to their antics.
737	00:38:27,783	00:38:30,086	If you've known about this the whole time,	If you've known about this the whole time,
738	00:38:30,119	00:38:33,089	then why are you just telling me about it now?	then why are you just telling me about it now?
739	00:38:33,122	00:38:35,191	I should have done something long ago,	I should have done something long ago,
740	00:38:35,224	00:38:37,927	but I guess I hoped that Liev wouldn't take it this far.	but I guess I hoped that Liev wouldn't take it this far.
741	00:38:38,628	00:38:39,996	- Oh. - Yeah.	- Oh. - Yeah.
742	00:38:40,029	00:38:42,632	You... You think I'm a corporate lapdog,	You... You think I'm a corporate lapdog,
743	00:38:42,665	00:38:46,002	but I still believe that privacy matters.	but I still believe that privacy matters.
744	00:38:46,035	00:38:47,803	I want you to come to my place tonight with Jane,	I want you to come to my place tonight with Jane,
745	00:38:47,837	00:38:49,739	and I'll give you everything I've got.	and I'll give you everything I've got.
746	00:38:53,776	00:38:55,645	This is my address.	This is my address.
747	00:38:55,678	00:38:58,546	Meet me there at 9:00.	Meet me there at 9:00.
748	00:38:58,581	00:39:02,151	Okay. Uh, I should get back to work.	Okay. Uh, I should get back to work.
749	00:39:02,184	00:39:03,518	Yes, you should.	Yes, you should.
750	00:39:05,487	00:39:08,858	Okay, Miles, really counting on that analysis.	Okay, Miles, really counting on that analysis.
751	00:39:08,891	00:39:11,559	And remember, if there are any roadblocks,	And remember, if there are any roadblocks,
752	00:39:11,594	00:39:16,531	we need to, uh, put that into the delay of the sprint.	we need to, uh, put that into the delay of the sprint.
753	00:39:18,935	00:39:21,137	ASAP, we need to do that ASAP.	ASAP, we need to do that ASAP.
754	00:39:22,738	00:39:24,674	But... Denise!	But... Denise!
755	00:39:26,242	00:39:27,509	Ah!	Ah!
756	00:39:33,783	00:39:38,587	Miles. I am here to inform you that Jane has been terminated.	Miles. I am here to inform you that Jane has been terminated.
757	00:39:42,091	00:39:43,192	Terminated?	Terminated?
758	00:39:43,225	00:39:46,262	Yes. She will no longer be working here at Teleplex.	Yes. She will no longer be working here at Teleplex.
759	00:39:46,295	00:39:47,763	I know this must be unsettling,	I know this must be unsettling,
760	00:39:47,797	00:39:51,968	but let me assure you there will be no further terminations at this time.	but let me assure you there will be no further terminations at this time.
761	00:39:52,001	00:39:55,938	Oh! Jane worked hard for this company.	Oh! Jane worked hard for this company.
762	00:39:55,972	00:40:00,009	Oh, you two must have been close.	Oh, you two must have been close.
763	00:40:00,042	00:40:03,112	Don't worry. We'll still have fun here at Teleplex.	Don't worry. We'll still have fun here at Teleplex.
764	00:40:03,145	00:40:06,082	Next week, we've got the Monday mixer with milkshakes.	Next week, we've got the Monday mixer with milkshakes.
765	00:40:06,115	00:40:09,885	This place makes me want to jump off a bridge. A tall one.	This place makes me want to jump off a bridge. A tall one.
766	00:40:15,157	00:40:18,260	I know you're upset. It's always hard losing a cube-mate.	I know you're upset. It's always hard losing a cube-mate.
767	00:40:18,294	00:40:21,263	Perhaps you'd like to continue this discussion down at HR?	Perhaps you'd like to continue this discussion down at HR?
768	00:40:21,630	00:40:23,632	No, thanks.	No, thanks.
769	00:40:23,666	00:40:25,868	I'm just gonna get back to work.	I'm just gonna get back to work.
770	00:40:25,901	00:40:29,171	Don't forget, we are here to help, Miles.	Don't forget, we are here to help, Miles.
771	00:40:29,205	00:40:32,608	Teleplex is invested in the well being of its team.	Teleplex is invested in the well being of its team.
772	00:40:32,641	00:40:35,177	We are always here for you.	We are always here for you.
773	00:40:37,847	00:40:40,182	Your eyes don't move.	Your eyes don't move.
774	00:40:41,684	00:40:44,020	Okay, that should be the last of it.	Okay, that should be the last of it.
775	00:40:44,053	00:40:46,554	Just gotta re-format the computer and we'll be all set.	Just gotta re-format the computer and we'll be all set.
776	00:40:46,589	00:40:49,125	Bring her belongings to my office for sanitization.	Bring her belongings to my office for sanitization.
777	00:40:53,095	00:40:55,664	Well, that's that.	Well, that's that.
778	00:40:55,698	00:40:59,201	Goodbye, Miles. Please feel free to visit any time.	Goodbye, Miles. Please feel free to visit any time.
779	00:41:02,938	00:41:04,006	What the fuck?	What the fuck?
780	00:41:04,040	00:41:07,943	Fuckin' hate around this corner every time...	Fuckin' hate around this corner every time...
781	00:41:07,977	00:41:11,147	Yes! Yeah!	Yes! Yeah!
782	00:41:11,947	00:41:14,549	Die, fucker! Die!	Die, fucker! Die!
783	00:41:15,317	00:41:17,653	Oh, God! Jesus!	Oh, God! Jesus!
784	00:41:17,686	00:41:20,256	Today's scrum is now in session. Let's talk	Today's scrum is now in session. Let's talk
785	00:41:20,289	00:41:25,194	risks, roadblocks and deadlines.	risks, roadblocks and deadlines.
786	00:41:25,227	00:41:27,797	Jane. What, uh...	Jane. What, uh...
787	00:41:27,830	00:41:30,733	What do you got going on yesterday? What do you got going on today?	What do you got going on yesterday? What do you got going on today?
788	00:41:42,211	00:41:44,880	It's just a little something...	It's just a little something...
789	00:41:44,914	00:41:50,086	So you can always have my heart close to your middle finger.	So you can always have my heart close to your middle finger.
790	00:41:50,119	00:41:54,123	Schmeltzy, you meltzy my heart.	Schmeltzy, you meltzy my heart.
791	00:41:54,156	00:41:55,758	- Seriously? - Yeah.	- Seriously? - Yeah.
792	00:42:16,912	00:42:19,048	Underwear. Underwear.	Underwear. Underwear.
793	00:42:21,951	00:42:23,119	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
794	00:42:30,359	00:42:31,727	Hit rewind.	Hit rewind.
795	00:42:33,028	00:42:34,630	What the f...	What the f...
796	00:42:38,200	00:42:40,236	Hey. Yeah, we got ourselves a little problem.	Hey. Yeah, we got ourselves a little problem.
797	00:42:45,174	00:42:47,977	Jameson and I have been going through the files.	Jameson and I have been going through the files.
798	00:42:48,911	00:42:51,080	This is some serious shit.	This is some serious shit.
799	00:42:51,113	00:42:53,782	Yeah, some of it looks pretty intense.	Yeah, some of it looks pretty intense.
800	00:42:53,816	00:42:56,152	It's not just upskirts on there.	It's not just upskirts on there.
801	00:42:56,185	00:42:58,888	Teleplex has been collecting information	Teleplex has been collecting information
802	00:42:58,921	00:43:01,991	and personal data of every asshole that's unlucky enough	and personal data of every asshole that's unlucky enough
803	00:43:02,024	00:43:03,993	- to be targeted by Opar. - Opar!	- to be targeted by Opar. - Opar!
804	00:43:04,026	00:43:05,861	Like that lost city in Tarzan.	Like that lost city in Tarzan.
805	00:43:05,895	00:43:08,430	I don't know, J-Mo. That's... That's not the point.	I don't know, J-Mo. That's... That's not the point.
806	00:43:08,464	00:43:11,367	We're talking 500 million people	We're talking 500 million people
807	00:43:11,400	00:43:13,402	who have had their identity stolen, maybe more.	who have had their identity stolen, maybe more.
808	00:43:13,435	00:43:17,806	I mean, this makes Facebook's data breach look like a tea party.	I mean, this makes Facebook's data breach look like a tea party.
809	00:43:17,840	00:43:21,410	They got files on us and the rest of Teleplex in here.	They got files on us and the rest of Teleplex in here.
810	00:43:21,443	00:43:23,145	They've even got my DNA profile.	They've even got my DNA profile.
811	00:43:23,179	00:43:25,981	Salaries, Social Security numbers,	Salaries, Social Security numbers,
812	00:43:26,015	00:43:29,251	dad's browsing histories, shopping habits.	dad's browsing histories, shopping habits.
813	00:43:29,285	00:43:32,788	I mean, they even have something called a kink factor scale.	I mean, they even have something called a kink factor scale.
814	00:43:32,821	00:43:33,956	Jameson's a 10.	Jameson's a 10.
815	00:43:35,424	00:43:37,326	Wait, is that good or bad?	Wait, is that good or bad?
816	00:43:37,359	00:43:40,262	I have no idea. But I do know	I have no idea. But I do know
817	00:43:40,296	00:43:42,464	that they're compiling our identities	that they're compiling our identities
818	00:43:42,498	00:43:46,368	to sell them to foreign governments like Russia and China.	to sell them to foreign governments like Russia and China.
819	00:43:48,304	00:43:50,940	Targeted data for clients. It's a commodity.	Targeted data for clients. It's a commodity.
820	00:43:50,973	00:43:53,442	You have enough information on people, you can predict their behavior.	You have enough information on people, you can predict their behavior.
821	00:43:53,475	00:43:56,745	It's all about statistics and probabilities.	It's all about statistics and probabilities.
822	00:43:58,214	00:44:01,283	Giorgio probably knows us better than we know ourselves.	Giorgio probably knows us better than we know ourselves.
823	00:44:01,317	00:44:03,953	But Teleplex hasn't disclosed any of this.	But Teleplex hasn't disclosed any of this.
824	00:44:03,986	00:44:06,355	And they're not gonna let this discovery go lightly.	And they're not gonna let this discovery go lightly.
825	00:44:06,388	00:44:08,857	No, but they don't know what we know yet.	No, but they don't know what we know yet.
826	00:44:08,891	00:44:12,528	Maybe not. I mean, I'm sure they're monitoring all data traffic.	Maybe not. I mean, I'm sure they're monitoring all data traffic.
827	00:44:12,561	00:44:15,431	You guys work for a seriously fucked up corporation.	You guys work for a seriously fucked up corporation.
828	00:44:15,464	00:44:16,966	Worked.	Worked.
829	00:44:16,999	00:44:18,234	No. He still works for them.	No. He still works for them.
830	00:44:18,267	00:44:22,371	J-Mo. - So now what?	J-Mo. - So now what?
831	00:44:22,404	00:44:27,810	Tomorrow I go in there and I tell Schmeltz that we've got the goods,	Tomorrow I go in there and I tell Schmeltz that we've got the goods,
832	00:44:27,843	00:44:30,079	and we're not afraid to blow the whistle.	and we're not afraid to blow the whistle.
833	00:44:30,112	00:44:31,413	And what does that mean?	And what does that mean?
834	00:44:31,447	00:44:35,384	- It means we threaten to sue or settle. - Settle. Court sucks.	- It means we threaten to sue or settle. - Settle. Court sucks.
835	00:44:35,417	00:44:38,387	Teleplex Corporate won't want this shit out.	Teleplex Corporate won't want this shit out.
836	00:44:38,420	00:44:44,793	Oh, and Gordy said he has some more dirt for us.	Oh, and Gordy said he has some more dirt for us.
837	00:44:44,827	00:44:46,395	- Gordy? - Mmm-hmm.	- Gordy? - Mmm-hmm.
838	00:44:46,428	00:44:48,364	No way, okay?	No way, okay?
839	00:44:48,397	00:44:50,799	He's a corporate borg. He's not gonna help us.	He's a corporate borg. He's not gonna help us.
840	00:44:50,833	00:44:52,101	He claims he wants out.	He claims he wants out.
841	00:44:54,336	00:44:56,305	Is that a smiley face?	Is that a smiley face?
842	00:44:56,338	00:44:58,841	Yeah. No, I don't trust this guy.	Yeah. No, I don't trust this guy.
843	00:44:58,874	00:45:00,342	I think we should hear him out.	I think we should hear him out.
844	00:45:00,376	00:45:02,278	He said to meet at his place at 9:00.	He said to meet at his place at 9:00.
845	00:45:03,045	00:45:04,346	Okay, fine.	Okay, fine.
846	00:45:04,380	00:45:07,549	Ooh, a secret rendezvous in the cover of darkness.	Ooh, a secret rendezvous in the cover of darkness.
847	00:45:08,618	00:45:09,852	That's hot.	That's hot.
848	00:45:18,227	00:45:19,261	You want??	You want??
849	00:45:24,933	00:45:27,604	Well, it doesn't look like anyone's home.	Well, it doesn't look like anyone's home.
850	00:45:27,637	00:45:30,607	Well, we won't know until we go check it out.	Well, we won't know until we go check it out.
851	00:45:30,640	00:45:33,275	- Jameson, you're staying in the car. - What?	- Jameson, you're staying in the car. - What?
852	00:45:33,309	00:45:36,178	Someone has to stay in the car and keep an eye out for us.	Someone has to stay in the car and keep an eye out for us.
853	00:45:36,211	00:45:39,415	Lookout? I have to be lookout? Lookout sucks.	Lookout? I have to be lookout? Lookout sucks.
854	00:45:39,448	00:45:43,218	Just text us if you see anything weird or suspicious, okay?	Just text us if you see anything weird or suspicious, okay?
855	00:45:43,252	00:45:45,888	- Lame. - Thanks, Jameson.	- Lame. - Thanks, Jameson.
856	00:45:45,921	00:45:47,456	We doing this?	We doing this?
857	00:45:47,489	00:45:48,557	I guess so.	I guess so.
858	00:45:50,492	00:45:51,527	Okay.	Okay.
859	00:46:03,138	00:46:06,175	- Told you. - Just let me try again.	- Told you. - Just let me try again.
860	00:46:22,091	00:46:23,559	Well, this was a waste of time.	Well, this was a waste of time.
861	00:46:27,429	00:46:29,465	- Gordy! - Ah! Let's not break into Gordy's house.	- Gordy! - Ah! Let's not break into Gordy's house.
862	00:46:29,498	00:46:31,066	I think we've done enough snooping for one day.	I think we've done enough snooping for one day.
863	00:46:31,100	00:46:32,334	The door is open.	The door is open.
864	00:46:33,135	00:46:35,204	Come on. Gordy!	Come on. Gordy!
865	00:46:37,005	00:46:39,074	Is anyone home?	Is anyone home?
866	00:46:42,645	00:46:43,912	Gordy?	Gordy?
867	00:46:50,587	00:46:53,255	Wow! This is just creepy.	Wow! This is just creepy.
868	00:46:53,956	00:46:55,057	Gordy?	Gordy?
869	00:46:58,360	00:46:59,528	Gordy.	Gordy.
870	00:47:04,400	00:47:07,269	- Oh, sh... - What is it?	- Oh, sh... - What is it?
871	00:47:14,410	00:47:15,577	Oh, f...	Oh, f...
872	00:47:16,545	00:47:20,549	Fuck! He's dead!	Fuck! He's dead!
873	00:47:20,583	00:47:22,284	Oh, God! He's dead!	Oh, God! He's dead!
874	00:47:23,185	00:47:24,353	Oh, God, he's dead.	Oh, God, he's dead.
875	00:47:24,386	00:47:26,488	Uh...	Uh...
876	00:47:26,522	00:47:31,026	"I couldn't pretend any longer. Goodbye, cruel world. Love, Gordy."	"I couldn't pretend any longer. Goodbye, cruel world. Love, Gordy."
877	00:47:32,461	00:47:34,029	This isn't Gordy's handwriting.	This isn't Gordy's handwriting.
878	00:47:34,062	00:47:35,665	Oh, so you're Sherlock Holmes now?	Oh, so you're Sherlock Holmes now?
879	00:47:35,698	00:47:38,601	You know, I've always been partial to Watson.	You know, I've always been partial to Watson.
880	00:47:48,010	00:47:49,746	They killed him, Miles.	They killed him, Miles.
881	00:47:49,779	00:47:52,214	Teleplex killed Gordy.	Teleplex killed Gordy.
882	00:47:52,247	00:47:54,283	We don't know that for sure.	We don't know that for sure.
883	00:47:54,316	00:47:56,719	Of course we do. Don't be ridiculous.	Of course we do. Don't be ridiculous.
884	00:47:56,753	00:47:58,387	Oh. Oh, my!	Oh. Oh, my!
885	00:48:00,022	00:48:01,323	Gordy!	Gordy!
886	00:48:04,059	00:48:06,061	- Is that... - Yeah, a dildo!	- Is that... - Yeah, a dildo!
887	00:48:06,094	00:48:08,964	No! The police, you idiot. Let's go!	No! The police, you idiot. Let's go!
888	00:48:09,799	00:48:12,100	Shit!	Shit!
889	00:48:19,074	00:48:21,276	Whoa! What the fuck!	Whoa! What the fuck!
890	00:48:21,310	00:48:23,412	Do you hear something?	Do you hear something?
891	00:48:23,445	00:48:26,583	- Is that the po-po? - That's just stellar work, Jameson.	- Is that the po-po? - That's just stellar work, Jameson.
892	00:48:27,249	00:48:28,585	Fuck!	Fuck!
893	00:48:28,618	00:48:30,085	What, you guys did a shitty job.	What, you guys did a shitty job.
894	00:48:30,118	00:48:31,553	You're such a fucking child!	You're such a fucking child!
895	00:48:32,722	00:48:34,122	- Are you for real? - Yeah, you know what?	- Are you for real? - Yeah, you know what?
896	00:48:34,156	00:48:37,259	It's because of dudes like you that our generation gets a bad rep.	It's because of dudes like you that our generation gets a bad rep.
897	00:48:37,292	00:48:40,062	When old man Burns is complaining about the lazy, worthless millennial	When old man Burns is complaining about the lazy, worthless millennial
898	00:48:40,095	00:48:41,598	down the street who can't hold a job,	down the street who can't hold a job,
899	00:48:41,631	00:48:43,232	he's bitching about dudes like you.	he's bitching about dudes like you.
900	00:48:43,265	00:48:44,433	Oh, fuck you, Miles!	Oh, fuck you, Miles!
901	00:48:44,466	00:48:47,035	Quit acting like you're God's gift to the goddamn world.	Quit acting like you're God's gift to the goddamn world.
902	00:48:47,069	00:48:48,805	You think you're so much better than everyone else	You think you're so much better than everyone else
903	00:48:48,838	00:48:52,074	just because you have a shitty job in a shitty company that's making the world shittier.	just because you have a shitty job in a shitty company that's making the world shittier.
904	00:48:52,107	00:48:55,110	Well, congratu-fucking-lations, bro. You are a real rock star.	Well, congratu-fucking-lations, bro. You are a real rock star.
905	00:48:55,143	00:48:56,411	Your mom must be so proud.	Your mom must be so proud.
906	00:48:57,747	00:49:00,249	Ow! Ow! Not the bun!	Ow! Ow! Not the bun!
907	00:49:00,282	00:49:02,050	Get off the bun! Ow!	Get off the bun! Ow!
908	00:49:02,084	00:49:03,485	Stop!	Stop!
909	00:49:03,519	00:49:06,522	Both of you need to get our shit together right now!	Both of you need to get our shit together right now!
910	00:49:06,555	00:49:12,629	Miles, do I need to remind you that we just found our dead coworker?	Miles, do I need to remind you that we just found our dead coworker?
911	00:49:12,662	00:49:14,563	- Wait, you have a dead coworker? - Yes!	- Wait, you have a dead coworker? - Yes!
912	00:49:14,597	00:49:16,833	Gordy's dead, probably for talking to us.	Gordy's dead, probably for talking to us.
913	00:49:16,866	00:49:19,736	Technically speaking, we don't know it's because he talked to us or someone else.	Technically speaking, we don't know it's because he talked to us or someone else.
914	00:49:19,769	00:49:21,638	Or maybe he did just kill himself.	Or maybe he did just kill himself.
915	00:49:21,671	00:49:23,539	- He's actually dead? - Yes.	- He's actually dead? - Yes.
916	00:49:23,572	00:49:25,507	Body dead. No more Gordy.	Body dead. No more Gordy.
917	00:49:27,342	00:49:28,645	And you didn't call the cops?	And you didn't call the cops?
918	00:49:28,678	00:49:30,445	J-Mo, they just showed up!	J-Mo, they just showed up!
919	00:49:31,581	00:49:32,749	We've been set up!	We've been set up!
920	00:49:32,782	00:49:34,817	- Nope, that's it. I am out. - What?	- Nope, that's it. I am out. - What?
921	00:49:34,851	00:49:37,452	Dude, I am done. This mission is FUBAR.	Dude, I am done. This mission is FUBAR.
922	00:49:37,486	00:49:41,523	When people start dying, it is time to cut your losses and move on.	When people start dying, it is time to cut your losses and move on.
923	00:49:42,592	00:49:43,760	Jameson, stop.	Jameson, stop.
924	00:49:45,327	00:49:47,864	That's right. Quitting as usual.	That's right. Quitting as usual.
925	00:49:47,897	00:49:50,432	Miles, shut it. Jameson, we've got to stick together.	Miles, shut it. Jameson, we've got to stick together.
926	00:49:50,465	00:49:51,567	J-Mo, get in the car.	J-Mo, get in the car.
927	00:49:51,601	00:49:53,302	You know I hate that name!	You know I hate that name!
928	00:49:53,335	00:49:56,171	Jeez, okay. Look, I'm sorry, okay?	Jeez, okay. Look, I'm sorry, okay?
929	00:49:59,207	00:50:02,477	- What are you sorry for? - Jesus Christ, J-Mo! Get in the fucking car!	- What are you sorry for? - Jesus Christ, J-Mo! Get in the fucking car!
930	00:50:06,281	00:50:09,518	I just... I need to go and cool down right now, all right?	I just... I need to go and cool down right now, all right?
931	00:50:09,551	00:50:12,421	I just need some space.	I just need some space.
932	00:50:12,454	00:50:14,657	- Just let me go. - J...	- Just let me go. - J...
933	00:50:14,691	00:50:15,825	Fuck!	Fuck!
934	00:50:26,803	00:50:28,537	Should we be worried about him?	Should we be worried about him?
935	00:50:29,504	00:50:30,372	He'll be fine.	He'll be fine.
936	00:50:30,405	00:50:32,675	He usually just cools off at the arcade.	He usually just cools off at the arcade.
937	00:50:33,743	00:50:35,645	Wow, he truly is a man-child.	Wow, he truly is a man-child.
938	00:51:11,413	00:51:12,749	Who has roll-up windows anymore?	Who has roll-up windows anymore?
939	00:51:17,219	00:51:18,755	God, are you kidding me?	God, are you kidding me?
940	00:51:23,660	00:51:26,495	Hey, hey, hey! I was just joking about the car.	Hey, hey, hey! I was just joking about the car.
941	00:51:26,528	00:51:30,565	What have we got ourselves into? This is a total disaster.	What have we got ourselves into? This is a total disaster.
942	00:51:30,600	00:51:33,870	Yeah. We'll figure it out.	Yeah. We'll figure it out.
943	00:51:38,875	00:51:41,176	Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches?	Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches?
944	00:52:03,599	00:52:06,435	- Sandwiches are ready. - Just a sec.	- Sandwiches are ready. - Just a sec.
945	00:52:27,322	00:52:29,558	Come on! Come on! Come on!	Come on! Come on! Come on!
946	00:52:29,592	00:52:32,327	Yes! Yes!	Yes! Yes!
947	00:52:33,395	00:52:35,598	Boom! Eat that, bro!	Boom! Eat that, bro!
948	00:52:35,631	00:52:37,566	- Yeah, go to your mommy. - Let's go.	- Yeah, go to your mommy. - Let's go.
949	00:52:37,600	00:52:40,937	Why don't you have her change your diaper while you're at it, loser?	Why don't you have her change your diaper while you're at it, loser?
950	00:52:48,745	00:52:51,513	You, uh... Are you feeling better?	You, uh... Are you feeling better?
951	00:52:51,546	00:52:55,283	Grilled cheese sandwiches always remind me of being a kid.	Grilled cheese sandwiches always remind me of being a kid.
952	00:52:55,317	00:52:57,653	There's something so simple and pure about them.	There's something so simple and pure about them.
953	00:52:57,687	00:52:59,789	Is this your mom's special recipe?	Is this your mom's special recipe?
954	00:52:59,822	00:53:02,658	Uh, my dad's, actually.	Uh, my dad's, actually.
955	00:53:02,692	00:53:07,063	My mom died when I was little. So Pops did most of the cooking.	My mom died when I was little. So Pops did most of the cooking.
956	00:53:07,096	00:53:08,898	- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine.	- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine.
957	00:53:08,931	00:53:10,733	It was a long time ago.	It was a long time ago.
958	00:53:15,470	00:53:17,472	Aren't you a little old to be hanging out here?	Aren't you a little old to be hanging out here?
959	00:53:17,506	00:53:19,374	Nope. $5 in tokens, please.	Nope. $5 in tokens, please.
960	00:53:24,346	00:53:25,514	Good luck.	Good luck.
961	00:53:25,547	00:53:29,819	Thank you kindly... Vanessa.	Thank you kindly... Vanessa.
962	00:53:29,852	00:53:33,321	May the odds be ever in your favor.	May the odds be ever in your favor.
963	00:53:38,661	00:53:42,965	- Dizzy? - Dizzy as in Dizzy Gillespie?	- Dizzy? - Dizzy as in Dizzy Gillespie?
964	00:53:42,999	00:53:44,332	What, you know his music?	What, you know his music?
965	00:53:44,366	00:53:47,003	Of course. I love Dizzy.	Of course. I love Dizzy.
966	00:53:47,036	00:53:49,404	- Do you play? - Yeah, I don't, uh...	- Do you play? - Yeah, I don't, uh...
967	00:53:49,437	00:53:50,840	I don't play much anymore.	I don't play much anymore.
968	00:53:50,873	00:53:52,942	Um, Teleplex got the better of my jazz career.	Um, Teleplex got the better of my jazz career.
969	00:53:55,443	00:53:56,579	How about you?	How about you?
970	00:53:56,946	00:53:58,614	Alto sax.	Alto sax.
971	00:53:58,648	00:54:02,051	Charlie Parker was my hero in high school band.	Charlie Parker was my hero in high school band.
972	00:54:02,084	00:54:03,953	You know, if we put Jameson on the drum kit,	You know, if we put Jameson on the drum kit,
973	00:54:03,986	00:54:06,789	we'd have ourselves a pretty hip jazz trio.	we'd have ourselves a pretty hip jazz trio.
974	00:54:06,823	00:54:10,860	More like a hipster jazz trio.	More like a hipster jazz trio.
975	00:54:10,893	00:54:13,763	Yeah, it's a shame he only plays video games, though.	Yeah, it's a shame he only plays video games, though.
976	00:54:16,766	00:54:19,769	Shit, we're emptying.	Shit, we're emptying.
977	00:54:32,715	00:54:34,617	Whoa, maniac!	Whoa, maniac!
978	00:54:34,650	00:54:36,018	Are you sure you can handle that?	Are you sure you can handle that?
979	00:54:36,052	00:54:38,154	Why don't you step in the zone and find out?	Why don't you step in the zone and find out?
980	00:54:38,187	00:54:39,421	All right.	All right.
981	00:54:40,957	00:54:41,958	Let's do it.	Let's do it.
982	00:54:43,593	00:54:45,493	- Loser buys drinks. - Deal.	- Loser buys drinks. - Deal.
983	00:55:14,690	00:55:15,992	Beat you!	Beat you!
984	00:55:19,695	00:55:20,897	That was embarrassing.	That was embarrassing.
985	00:55:20,930	00:55:22,832	Did I tell you I'm a ballet bar instructor	Did I tell you I'm a ballet bar instructor
986	00:55:22,865	00:55:26,736	when I'm not serving pizza and scraping kids' vomit off Skee-Ball lanes?	when I'm not serving pizza and scraping kids' vomit off Skee-Ball lanes?
987	00:55:26,769	00:55:28,738	I love Swan Lake.	I love Swan Lake.
988	00:55:28,771	00:55:30,139	You're looking at Von Rothbart.	You're looking at Von Rothbart.
989	00:55:30,172	00:55:32,675	Oh, is that right, Baryshnikov?	Oh, is that right, Baryshnikov?
990	00:55:32,708	00:55:34,944	I'm actually just about to finish up here,	I'm actually just about to finish up here,
991	00:55:34,977	00:55:37,713	if you want to grab a drink around the corner.	if you want to grab a drink around the corner.
992	00:55:37,747	00:55:40,116	As long as there's karaoke to serenade us.	As long as there's karaoke to serenade us.
993	00:55:49,725	00:55:52,128	What? What... What are you doing?	What? What... What are you doing?
994	00:55:52,161	00:55:53,796	How many times have I told you?	How many times have I told you?
995	00:55:53,829	00:55:56,032	Look. I mean... I mean... How can you understand?	Look. I mean... I mean... How can you understand?
996	00:55:56,065	00:55:57,532	This is smaller than the...	This is smaller than the...
997	00:55:57,565	00:56:00,636	- Mama, por favor. Please. - The smaller things go up here...	- Mama, por favor. Please. - The smaller things go up here...
998	00:56:00,670	00:56:02,872	Stop! You've never told me this, ever!	Stop! You've never told me this, ever!
999	00:56:02,905	00:56:05,041	- This has always been here all the time. - No. No, you...	- This has always been here all the time. - No. No, you...
1000	00:56:05,074	00:56:06,742	- Don't lie to me! - Ow! Mama!	- Don't lie to me! - Ow! Mama!
1001	00:56:06,776	00:56:08,177	- Don't lie to me. - Damn!	- Don't lie to me. - Damn!
1002	00:56:08,210	00:56:10,846	When are you going to learn, darling?	When are you going to learn, darling?
1003	00:56:10,880	00:56:12,982	We got customers.	We got customers.
1004	00:56:13,015	00:56:14,817	Oh, it's just Miles.	Oh, it's just Miles.
1005	00:56:14,850	00:56:16,018	Hi. Good to see you, Miles.	Hi. Good to see you, Miles.
1006	00:56:16,052	00:56:18,520	- Juanita. - Yeah. And who's this young lady?	- Juanita. - Yeah. And who's this young lady?
1007	00:56:18,553	00:56:20,189	Juanita, Jane. Jane, Juanita.	Juanita, Jane. Jane, Juanita.
1008	00:56:20,222	00:56:23,558	- Oh! Buena noches. - Buena noches. Como estas, Juanita?	- Oh! Buena noches. - Buena noches. Como estas, Juanita?
1009	00:56:23,592	00:56:25,795	I mean, look how pretty she is.	I mean, look how pretty she is.
1010	00:56:25,828	00:56:27,263	Prettier than you.	Prettier than you.
1011	00:56:34,170	00:56:38,074	I mean, clearly, she's... She's much smarter than both of you put together.	I mean, clearly, she's... She's much smarter than both of you put together.
1012	00:56:38,107	00:56:41,077	Mama! Why do you have to say things like that?	Mama! Why do you have to say things like that?
1013	00:56:41,110	00:56:45,147	Ah, look what happens when a boy grows up	Ah, look what happens when a boy grows up
1014	00:56:45,181	00:56:47,083	and becomes a man.	and becomes a man.
1015	00:56:47,116	00:56:52,520	You know, you actually attract women other than your mom.	You know, you actually attract women other than your mom.
1016	00:56:52,554	00:56:55,024	- Ew! - We're actually just friends.	- Ew! - We're actually just friends.
1017	00:56:55,057	00:56:57,760	Oh, look at you two.	Oh, look at you two.
1018	00:56:57,793	00:57:00,763	Mmm? I mean, you look like a beautiful couple.	Mmm? I mean, you look like a beautiful couple.
1019	00:57:00,796	00:57:02,732	How can you not be one?	How can you not be one?
1020	00:57:04,300	00:57:06,669	Anything you want, it's on me.	Anything you want, it's on me.
1021	00:57:06,702	00:57:08,137	I'll have an old fashioned.	I'll have an old fashioned.
1022	00:57:08,170	00:57:09,772	A lady who drinks whiskey.	A lady who drinks whiskey.
1023	00:57:10,873	00:57:12,108	I think I'm in love.	I think I'm in love.
1024	00:57:12,141	00:57:14,677	These guys make the best old fashioned in town. Hands down.	These guys make the best old fashioned in town. Hands down.
1025	00:57:14,710	00:57:16,112	Oh, yeah, we do.	Oh, yeah, we do.
1026	00:57:16,145	00:57:19,782	Well, if it's the best drink in town, then we gotta try it, right?	Well, if it's the best drink in town, then we gotta try it, right?
1027	00:57:19,815	00:57:23,085	- We'll take two. - You're not going to regret it.	- We'll take two. - You're not going to regret it.
1028	00:57:23,119	00:57:24,320	I don't think I will.	I don't think I will.
1029	00:57:24,353	00:57:27,757	So, what drives a single...	So, what drives a single...
1030	00:57:27,790	00:57:30,826	I mean, I'm assuming single, 30 something dude	I mean, I'm assuming single, 30 something dude
1031	00:57:30,860	00:57:33,829	with no kids to hang around an arcade by himself?	with no kids to hang around an arcade by himself?
1032	00:57:33,863	00:57:36,098	I don't know. I like playing games.	I don't know. I like playing games.
1033	00:57:36,132	00:57:37,933	Takes my mind off stuff.	Takes my mind off stuff.
1034	00:57:37,967	00:57:39,201	That so wrong?	That so wrong?
1035	00:57:39,235	00:57:41,670	That place has the opposite effect on me.	That place has the opposite effect on me.
1036	00:57:41,704	00:57:43,039	Work takes the joy out of everything.	Work takes the joy out of everything.
1037	00:57:44,073	00:57:46,275	- You think so? - Absolutely.	- You think so? - Absolutely.
1038	00:57:46,308	00:57:48,310	What do you do for work, then?	What do you do for work, then?
1039	00:57:48,344	00:57:52,715	Well, right now I'm in between jobs, but, I'm a writer.	Well, right now I'm in between jobs, but, I'm a writer.
1040	00:57:52,748	00:57:54,717	Oh. What kind of stuff?	Oh. What kind of stuff?
1041	00:57:54,750	00:57:56,218	Well, right now I'm brainstorming my novel about	Well, right now I'm brainstorming my novel about
1042	00:57:56,252	00:57:58,354	break dancing in New York in 1970.	break dancing in New York in 1970.
1043	00:57:58,387	00:58:03,592	But, mostly I write just existentialist crises stuff.	But, mostly I write just existentialist crises stuff.
1044	00:58:03,626	00:58:05,995	Ah, so that's why you're so down.	Ah, so that's why you're so down.
1045	00:58:08,130	00:58:09,665	I can't really talk about it.	I can't really talk about it.
1046	00:58:10,733	00:58:11,867	It's like a thing.	It's like a thing.
1047	00:58:16,739	00:58:19,742	You know, between the upskirts and the stolen data,	You know, between the upskirts and the stolen data,
1048	00:58:19,775	00:58:22,011	we've got enough to blow the whistle on these pricks.	we've got enough to blow the whistle on these pricks.
1049	00:58:24,046	00:58:27,049	Have you read the news recently?	Have you read the news recently?
1050	00:58:27,083	00:58:30,152	I mean, evidence doesn't mean much.	I mean, evidence doesn't mean much.
1051	00:58:30,186	00:58:32,721	We're living in the age of alternative facts	We're living in the age of alternative facts
1052	00:58:33,322	00:58:34,890	and pussy-grabbing.	and pussy-grabbing.
1053	00:58:35,291	00:58:36,325	Well...	Well...
1054	00:58:38,127	00:58:40,863	If nothing else, we gotta get rid of Schmeltz from that place.	If nothing else, we gotta get rid of Schmeltz from that place.
1055	00:58:41,997	00:58:43,632	Yeah.	Yeah.
1056	00:58:43,666	00:58:46,368	I truly hate that guy.	I truly hate that guy.
1057	00:58:46,402	00:58:48,737	Yeah, he is the worst.	Yeah, he is the worst.
1058	00:58:48,771	00:58:50,239	The place is the worst.	The place is the worst.
1059	00:58:51,974	00:58:55,111	But at least I met you there.	But at least I met you there.
1060	00:58:56,812	00:58:58,314	- Cheers. - Cheers.	- Cheers. - Cheers.
1061	00:59:03,319	00:59:04,353	Mmm.	Mmm.
1062	00:59:10,926	00:59:12,995	- Hello. - Oh.	- Hello. - Oh.
1063	00:59:18,868	00:59:20,936	Hello.	Hello.
1064	00:59:20,970	00:59:23,105	We found out that the company is harvesting data	We found out that the company is harvesting data
1065	00:59:23,139	00:59:25,808	and selling people's identities to the highest bidder.	and selling people's identities to the highest bidder.
1066	00:59:25,841	00:59:28,911	- Harvesting? That's messed. - Super messed.	- Harvesting? That's messed. - Super messed.
1067	00:59:28,944	00:59:30,346	So what are you gonna do?	So what are you gonna do?
1068	00:59:30,379	00:59:31,247	I don't know.	I don't know.
1069	00:59:31,280	00:59:33,315	Right now I'm feeling very undervalued,	Right now I'm feeling very undervalued,
1070	00:59:33,349	00:59:34,984	so I probably won't do anything.	so I probably won't do anything.
1071	00:59:37,119	00:59:39,255	You know what will make you feel better?	You know what will make you feel better?
1072	00:59:39,288	00:59:40,723	Another one of these.	Another one of these.
1073	00:59:40,756	00:59:41,957	I think you're right.	I think you're right.
1074	00:59:44,360	00:59:45,794	What do you think I should do?	What do you think I should do?
1075	00:59:45,828	00:59:47,997	Well, I'm always of the mindset of,	Well, I'm always of the mindset of,
1076	00:59:48,030	00:59:50,933	if you start something, see it through.	if you start something, see it through.
1077	00:59:50,966	00:59:54,703	What do you think, Fran? Half assed or full assed?	What do you think, Fran? Half assed or full assed?
1078	00:59:54,737	00:59:59,375	Vanny, don't stop until the job is done. Cheers.	Vanny, don't stop until the job is done. Cheers.
1079	01:00:01,243	01:00:04,046	- Fanny? - It's Vanny.	- Fanny? - It's Vanny.
1080	01:00:04,079	01:00:06,482	Vanny? Whoa, Vanny?	Vanny? Whoa, Vanny?
1081	01:00:06,515	01:00:10,886	That's what Miles says. He says I quit everything.	That's what Miles says. He says I quit everything.
1082	01:00:10,920	01:00:12,221	Maybe he's got a point.	Maybe he's got a point.
1083	01:00:12,254	01:00:14,023	Calm yourself.	Calm yourself.
1084	01:00:14,056	01:00:16,759	If there's one thing I'm not quitting,	If there's one thing I'm not quitting,
1085	01:00:16,792	01:00:19,028	it's this drink. Cheers.	it's this drink. Cheers.
1086	01:00:19,061	01:00:20,396	Cheers.	Cheers.
1087	01:00:23,966	01:00:25,801	I want you to play me something.	I want you to play me something.
1088	01:00:26,468	01:00:28,470	Mmm-mmm. No.	Mmm-mmm. No.
1089	01:00:28,504	01:00:32,808	No, no, no, no. It is way too early in our relationship for that.	No, no, no, no. It is way too early in our relationship for that.
1090	01:00:32,841	01:00:34,443	Oh, come on.	Oh, come on.
1091	01:00:34,476	01:00:38,847	Wait. Way too early in our relationship?	Wait. Way too early in our relationship?
1092	01:00:39,315	01:00:40,783	Play me something.	Play me something.
1093	01:00:42,051	01:00:43,285	Are you serious?	Are you serious?
1094	01:00:43,319	01:00:46,155	Yes. I want to hear some music. Do it.	Yes. I want to hear some music. Do it.
1095	01:00:46,188	01:00:47,923	Come on, do it.	Come on, do it.
1096	01:00:47,957	01:00:51,360	Do it, do it, do it.	Do it, do it, do it.
1097	01:00:52,294	01:00:54,430	What?	What?
1098	01:01:00,869	01:01:03,973	- Okay. What do you wanna hear? - Anything.	- Okay. What do you wanna hear? - Anything.
1099	01:01:07,443	01:01:08,477	Okay.	Okay.
1100	01:01:35,571	01:01:36,905	Told you, I'm rusty.	Told you, I'm rusty.
1101	01:01:36,939	01:01:38,974	Shut up and keep playing.	Shut up and keep playing.
1102	01:01:43,879	01:01:46,482	- Come on, let's dance. - No, I'm better at dance-dance.	- Come on, let's dance. - No, I'm better at dance-dance.
1103	01:01:46,515	01:01:49,018	And you weren't so good at that, Von Rothbart.	And you weren't so good at that, Von Rothbart.
1104	01:01:49,051	01:01:51,387	Ouch!	Ouch!
1105	01:01:54,089	01:01:55,324	Move, move.	Move, move.
1106	01:01:57,126	01:01:59,061	- Come on. - Come on. Here we go.	- Come on. - Come on. Here we go.
1107	01:02:15,177	01:02:16,245	I'm a fox.	I'm a fox.
1108	01:02:16,278	01:02:17,279	Meow!	Meow!
1109	01:02:23,152	01:02:27,523	That was so good.	That was so good.
1110	01:02:27,556	01:02:30,092	You're so talented, Miles.	You're so talented, Miles.
1111	01:02:32,528	01:02:33,562	Oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
1112	01:02:34,563	01:02:36,165	That's probably the neighbors.	That's probably the neighbors.
1113	01:02:36,198	01:02:37,199	It's a bit late for trumpet.	It's a bit late for trumpet.
1114	01:02:45,174	01:02:48,110	Hey, I am so sorry.	Hey, I am so sorry.
1115	01:02:50,145	01:02:51,347	That had to hurt.	That had to hurt.
1116	01:02:53,415	01:02:55,417	- Don't fight us. - It won't be fun.	- Don't fight us. - It won't be fun.
1117	01:03:00,155	01:03:03,626	What the fuck are you doing here, Schmeltz? This is my home.	What the fuck are you doing here, Schmeltz? This is my home.
1118	01:03:03,660	01:03:07,463	Nice place. Ladies, find the files.	Nice place. Ladies, find the files.
1119	01:03:16,238	01:03:18,641	I need what you've stolen from me.	I need what you've stolen from me.
1120	01:03:18,675	01:03:20,075	What?	What?
1121	01:03:20,109	01:03:24,079	Look, I know you and your little cohorts schemed against me.	Look, I know you and your little cohorts schemed against me.
1122	01:03:24,980	01:03:27,684	So where are my files?	So where are my files?
1123	01:03:27,717	01:03:30,486	- I don't know what you're talking about. - Listen, asshole.	- I don't know what you're talking about. - Listen, asshole.
1124	01:03:30,519	01:03:33,021	There's cameras all over Teleplex.	There's cameras all over Teleplex.
1125	01:03:33,055	01:03:37,559	You seriously thought there wasn't a camera in my office, too?	You seriously thought there wasn't a camera in my office, too?
1126	01:03:41,263	01:03:44,433	Holy shit!	Holy shit!
1127	01:03:44,466	01:03:46,669	You really are a moron, aren't you?	You really are a moron, aren't you?
1128	01:03:50,239	01:03:51,573	Keep searching, girls!	Keep searching, girls!
1129	01:03:57,379	01:04:00,115	I haven't sweated this much since I did hot rock yoga.	I haven't sweated this much since I did hot rock yoga.
1130	01:04:00,149	01:04:02,951	Wow. You're such a hipster.	Wow. You're such a hipster.
1131	01:04:02,985	01:04:05,521	I mean, a pretty hipster, but a hipster nonetheless.	I mean, a pretty hipster, but a hipster nonetheless.
1132	01:04:06,488	01:04:07,956	Kombucha.	Kombucha.
1133	01:04:07,990	01:04:10,125	Okay.	Okay.
1134	01:04:11,126	01:04:13,128	So, uh, where's your place?	So, uh, where's your place?
1135	01:04:13,162	01:04:15,264	Uh, it's not far from here.	Uh, it's not far from here.
1136	01:04:15,297	01:04:18,200	Ah. Come on. I'll give you a ride.	Ah. Come on. I'll give you a ride.
1137	01:04:25,507	01:04:27,209	- Let's go! - Yeah!	- Let's go! - Yeah!
1138	01:04:31,246	01:04:34,049	So, show me where the files are.	So, show me where the files are.
1139	01:04:37,119	01:04:38,153	Please?	Please?
1140	01:04:40,322	01:04:41,490	Pretty please.	Pretty please.
1141	01:04:48,063	01:04:50,600	Oh, see, according to my data research,	Oh, see, according to my data research,
1142	01:04:50,633	01:04:55,304	there is a 50% chance of penis growth if you use Pharex's ViaGrow.	there is a 50% chance of penis growth if you use Pharex's ViaGrow.
1143	01:04:56,606	01:05:00,542	Lola, Ruby, explain to him how this works.	Lola, Ruby, explain to him how this works.
1144	01:05:08,383	01:05:11,053	Oh, you are such a bastard.	Oh, you are such a bastard.
1145	01:05:11,086	01:05:14,223	Yeah. That's what my mom told me.	Yeah. That's what my mom told me.
1146	01:05:14,256	01:05:18,293	That kind of language is not gonna get you a promotion!	That kind of language is not gonna get you a promotion!
1147	01:05:18,327	01:05:21,230	Oops! I dropped your computer in the sink	Oops! I dropped your computer in the sink
1148	01:05:21,263	01:05:23,165	and I turned on the water.	and I turned on the water.
1149	01:05:23,198	01:05:26,401	Oh, here we go!	Oh, here we go!
1150	01:05:26,435	01:05:31,206	What we do is we marinate that in a good bit of H2O.	What we do is we marinate that in a good bit of H2O.
1151	01:05:31,240	01:05:37,112	We put just a little bit of soap water to make sure it gets pretty clean.	We put just a little bit of soap water to make sure it gets pretty clean.
1152	01:05:37,145	01:05:40,082	And then we just let that fucking sit there.	And then we just let that fucking sit there.
1153	01:05:47,122	01:05:48,625	Just give me what I want!	Just give me what I want!
1154	01:05:55,531	01:05:57,332	Back off!	Back off!
1155	01:05:59,669	01:06:01,203	Stop!	Stop!
1156	01:06:01,236	01:06:02,805	Miles, she's got a gun.	Miles, she's got a gun.
1157	01:06:02,839	01:06:06,208	That's right, Miles. She's got a gun!	That's right, Miles. She's got a gun!
1158	01:06:08,343	01:06:10,245	- Nothing on her, sir. - Damn it.	- Nothing on her, sir. - Damn it.
1159	01:06:14,584	01:06:16,318	I wanted to frisk you.	I wanted to frisk you.
1160	01:06:17,020	01:06:19,622	- Ouch! - Back off, Schmeltz.	- Ouch! - Back off, Schmeltz.
1161	01:06:22,759	01:06:25,795	Isn't this just fucking adorable?	Isn't this just fucking adorable?
1162	01:06:28,297	01:06:30,667	Where's your fucking idiot helper? Huh?	Where's your fucking idiot helper? Huh?
1163	01:06:37,272	01:06:39,408	- Thanks for the ride. - You're welcome.	- Thanks for the ride. - You're welcome.
1164	01:06:40,877	01:06:43,545	- That was fun. - Yeah, it was.	- That was fun. - Yeah, it was.
1165	01:06:51,520	01:06:53,790	Why you doing this to me?	Why you doing this to me?
1166	01:06:53,823	01:06:59,796	Maybe because you decided to be a grotesque pig	Maybe because you decided to be a grotesque pig
1167	01:06:59,829	01:07:02,130	and film upskirts of your employees.	and film upskirts of your employees.
1168	01:07:02,164	01:07:05,602	You're the bastard stealing people's identities	You're the bastard stealing people's identities
1169	01:07:05,635	01:07:09,404	and selling them to the highest bidder.	and selling them to the highest bidder.
1170	01:07:14,711	01:07:17,680	You're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.	You're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.
1171	01:07:18,146	01:07:20,482	Everybody does it.	Everybody does it.
1172	01:07:20,515	01:07:22,284	You buy the latest iPhone,	You buy the latest iPhone,
1173	01:07:22,317	01:07:24,353	you swipe on your social media.	you swipe on your social media.
1174	01:07:25,387	01:07:27,322	Swipe, swipe.	Swipe, swipe.
1175	01:07:27,356	01:07:30,359	Just giving away your life.	Just giving away your life.
1176	01:07:30,392	01:07:32,862	That's the price you pay for living on the grid.	That's the price you pay for living on the grid.
1177	01:07:33,362	01:07:34,396	Duh!	Duh!
1178	01:07:36,799	01:07:38,735	So, where are my files?	So, where are my files?
1179	01:07:38,768	01:07:40,803	Ooh, see,	Ooh, see,
1180	01:07:40,837	01:07:45,842	our associate has them, and he is far, far away.	our associate has them, and he is far, far away.
1181	01:07:55,885	01:07:58,788	- I love your hair. - Thanks.	- I love your hair. - Thanks.
1182	01:07:58,821	01:08:00,757	That's my power source.	That's my power source.
1183	01:08:00,790	01:08:02,058	Whoa, Mama! Yeah.	Whoa, Mama! Yeah.
1184	01:08:02,091	01:08:05,695	Oh, wow. All right. Oh, yeah! Get them off! There you go!	Oh, wow. All right. Oh, yeah! Get them off! There you go!
1185	01:08:06,763	01:08:08,397	Whoa! Yeah!	Whoa! Yeah!
1186	01:08:08,430	01:08:10,399	If we disappear,	If we disappear,
1187	01:08:10,432	01:08:13,870	all of that shit will be out in the world,	all of that shit will be out in the world,
1188	01:08:13,903	01:08:17,572	and Teleplex, along with you, will be exposed.	and Teleplex, along with you, will be exposed.
1189	01:08:17,607	01:08:19,842	Our associate is just waiting to push the button.	Our associate is just waiting to push the button.
1190	01:08:19,876	01:08:21,644	Fuck!	Fuck!
1191	01:08:21,678	01:08:25,447	Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!	Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1192	01:08:25,480	01:08:28,250	Fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!	Fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1193	01:08:28,283	01:08:29,952	- Boss! - Oh, what? God damn it!	- Boss! - Oh, what? God damn it!
1194	01:08:29,986	01:08:31,553	- It's the big boss. - Oh.	- It's the big boss. - Oh.
1195	01:08:32,521	01:08:34,423	Hey! Yeah, yeah.	Hey! Yeah, yeah.
1196	01:08:34,456	01:08:37,259	No, everything's fine here.	No, everything's fine here.
1197	01:08:37,994	01:08:39,729	Yeah, we're just finishing up.	Yeah, we're just finishing up.
1198	01:08:40,863	01:08:42,665	No, not yet.	No, not yet.
1199	01:08:42,699	01:08:44,433	Did you let Jameson know?	Did you let Jameson know?
1200	01:08:44,466	01:08:45,902	I tried. He didn't answer.	I tried. He didn't answer.
1201	01:08:45,935	01:08:48,236	Fuck. Damn, where is that guy?	Fuck. Damn, where is that guy?
1202	01:08:48,270	01:08:49,404	Stop talking.	Stop talking.
1203	01:08:50,472	01:08:51,708	That's fucking weird.	That's fucking weird.
1204	01:08:54,409	01:08:56,979	Oh, okay. Oh, okay! Ah!	Oh, okay. Oh, okay! Ah!
1205	01:08:57,013	01:08:58,915	Inverted downward dog. Yeah.	Inverted downward dog. Yeah.
1206	01:08:58,948	01:09:01,784	Fuck, yeah! Do you feel it?	Fuck, yeah! Do you feel it?
1207	01:09:01,818	01:09:05,420	Own that, baby! Own that, baby!	Own that, baby! Own that, baby!
1208	01:09:05,454	01:09:09,424	Oh, fantastic. Oh, fantastic.	Oh, fantastic. Oh, fantastic.
1209	01:09:09,458	01:09:11,326	- No? - I feel it.	- No? - I feel it.
1210	01:09:17,399	01:09:18,467	Do you feel it?	Do you feel it?
1211	01:09:19,001	01:09:21,671	Yeah. Oh.	Yeah. Oh.
1212	01:09:23,005	01:09:26,642	- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Breathe.	- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Breathe.
1213	01:09:26,676	01:09:29,277	- I can't breathe! - Breathe.	- I can't breathe! - Breathe.
1214	01:09:29,311	01:09:31,981	- Oh, okay. I feel it now. Yeah, yeah. - There it is. Yeah, feel it.	- Oh, okay. I feel it now. Yeah, yeah. - There it is. Yeah, feel it.
1215	01:09:32,014	01:09:33,583	It's called soaking.	It's called soaking.
1216	01:09:40,056	01:09:42,592	That was amazing!	That was amazing!
1217	01:09:42,625	01:09:47,529	Wasn't it? I'm practicing the art of Kama-yoga-lates.	Wasn't it? I'm practicing the art of Kama-yoga-lates.
1218	01:09:47,562	01:09:50,933	It's a mix between Kamasutra, Bikram Yoga and Pilates.	It's a mix between Kamasutra, Bikram Yoga and Pilates.
1219	01:09:50,967	01:09:53,502	You're welcome.	You're welcome.
1220	01:09:53,535	01:09:56,371	I for sure thought you'd be a soft lay.	I for sure thought you'd be a soft lay.
1221	01:09:56,404	01:09:57,807	But that was something else.	But that was something else.
1222	01:09:57,840	01:09:59,976	Dhanyavada.	Dhanyavada.
1223	01:10:00,009	01:10:02,377	What?	What?
1224	01:10:02,410	01:10:04,580	It's Sanskrit for "thank you."	It's Sanskrit for "thank you."
1225	01:10:04,614	01:10:08,316	- Oh. - Dhanyavada.	- Oh. - Dhanyavada.
1226	01:10:08,350	01:10:10,352	The fuck are you looking at?	The fuck are you looking at?
1227	01:10:10,385	01:10:13,089	They used to put me in a cage when I was a kid.	They used to put me in a cage when I was a kid.
1228	01:10:13,122	01:10:15,557	No, I'm not talking to you, Giorgio.	No, I'm not talking to you, Giorgio.
1229	01:10:15,591	01:10:17,660	No, that's not true. They didn't put me in a cage.	No, that's not true. They didn't put me in a cage.
1230	01:10:17,693	01:10:19,662	Yes, we're on our way.	Yes, we're on our way.
1231	01:10:19,695	01:10:20,696	Pack them up.	Pack them up.
1232	01:10:20,730	01:10:22,330	- Giorgio wants to meet our new friends. - Fuck.	- Giorgio wants to meet our new friends. - Fuck.
1233	01:10:22,364	01:10:23,933	Uh, wait, I have to go to the bathroom.	Uh, wait, I have to go to the bathroom.
1234	01:10:23,966	01:10:25,433	Just hold it, okay?	Just hold it, okay?
1235	01:10:25,467	01:10:26,769	I will pee in your car.	I will pee in your car.
1236	01:10:27,770	01:10:30,039	Fine. Let her go.	Fine. Let her go.
1237	01:10:36,511	01:10:39,381	Could you turn away, creeper?	Could you turn away, creeper?
1238	01:10:39,414	01:10:42,084	You better not be shitting! Hurry up!	You better not be shitting! Hurry up!
1239	01:10:45,955	01:10:47,556	Let's go, Tinkle Bell.	Let's go, Tinkle Bell.
1240	01:10:57,033	01:10:58,868	Si parfaite.	Si parfaite.
1241	01:10:58,901	01:10:59,936	Double bun?	Double bun?
1242	01:10:59,969	01:11:01,938	- Impressive. - Thank you.	- Impressive. - Thank you.
1243	01:11:01,971	01:11:04,406	I've been working on it for quite some time now.	I've been working on it for quite some time now.
1244	01:11:04,439	01:11:05,507	I have to grow it out,	I have to grow it out,
1245	01:11:05,540	01:11:07,743	invest in twice-a-day conditionings,	invest in twice-a-day conditionings,
1246	01:11:07,777	01:11:09,544	but it's worth it.	but it's worth it.
1247	01:11:09,578	01:11:10,580	I love it.	I love it.
1248	01:11:11,781	01:11:12,915	Dhanyavada.	Dhanyavada.
1249	01:11:13,749	01:11:14,817	There it is again.	There it is again.
1250	01:11:14,851	01:11:16,686	My yoga master's a hard ass on me,	My yoga master's a hard ass on me,
1251	01:11:16,719	01:11:20,388	so basically speak fluent yoga, you know?	so basically speak fluent yoga, you know?
1252	01:11:20,422	01:11:24,559	Okay. Well, Jameson, this has been fun,	Okay. Well, Jameson, this has been fun,
1253	01:11:24,594	01:11:26,028	but I better head home.	but I better head home.
1254	01:11:27,462	01:11:29,732	You wanna... give me your number?	You wanna... give me your number?
1255	01:11:31,533	01:11:33,501	Haven't you heard of a one-night stand before?	Haven't you heard of a one-night stand before?
1256	01:11:37,673	01:11:40,176	Oh! Yeah, I have. Um...	Oh! Yeah, I have. Um...
1257	01:11:40,209	01:11:41,777	I'm just kidding.	I'm just kidding.
1258	01:11:41,811	01:11:45,480	That was good.	That was good.
1259	01:11:45,513	01:11:48,450	Okay. Yeah, that... You're funny.	Okay. Yeah, that... You're funny.
1260	01:11:48,483	01:11:53,089	Um, my phone. Where is it? I think it's, uh...	Um, my phone. Where is it? I think it's, uh...
1261	01:11:53,122	01:11:54,924	Oh, um, I think it might've	Oh, um, I think it might've
1262	01:11:54,957	01:11:57,425	gone over by the dresser when I ripped your pants off.	gone over by the dresser when I ripped your pants off.
1263	01:11:57,459	01:11:59,629	Yes, you did. Got it.	Yes, you did. Got it.
1264	01:12:00,162	01:12:02,098	All right.	All right.
1265	01:12:02,131	01:12:04,934	- You ready? - Oh, I'm ready.	- You ready? - Oh, I'm ready.
1266	01:12:04,967	01:12:07,435	9-1-7-5-8...	9-1-7-5-8...
1267	01:12:07,469	01:12:09,571	- Shit. - What?	- Shit. - What?
1268	01:12:24,552	01:12:27,990	Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!	Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
1269	01:12:28,024	01:12:31,093	Uh, is your crazy ex here or something?	Uh, is your crazy ex here or something?
1270	01:12:31,127	01:12:33,629	Remember when I told you I was having a really shitty day?	Remember when I told you I was having a really shitty day?
1271	01:12:33,663	01:12:35,031	Well, yeah. I don't have dementia.	Well, yeah. I don't have dementia.
1272	01:12:35,064	01:12:36,198	Well, their psychopath boss	Well, their psychopath boss
1273	01:12:36,232	01:12:40,770	and these two buff yet really strangely hot Asian twins	and these two buff yet really strangely hot Asian twins
1274	01:12:40,803	01:12:42,537	just stole my best friends.	just stole my best friends.
1275	01:12:42,570	01:12:44,173	- Excuse me? - It's my fault. This is all my fault.	- Excuse me? - It's my fault. This is all my fault.
1276	01:12:44,206	01:12:45,608	What am I gonna do? This is all my fault.	What am I gonna do? This is all my fault.
1277	01:12:45,641	01:12:46,474	I... I didn't answer.	I... I didn't answer.
1278	01:12:46,508	01:12:48,210	They texted me and I didn't respond,	They texted me and I didn't respond,
1279	01:12:48,244	01:12:50,046	because I wasn't paying attention because I was boning you,	because I wasn't paying attention because I was boning you,
1280	01:12:50,079	01:12:51,513	and I didn't respond.	and I didn't respond.
1281	01:12:51,546	01:12:52,848	And now they're stolen. Now my friends are gone.	And now they're stolen. Now my friends are gone.
1282	01:12:52,882	01:12:54,516	What do I do? What do I do?	What do I do? What do I do?
1283	01:12:54,549	01:12:57,053	Well, you had a pretty good distraction.	Well, you had a pretty good distraction.
1284	01:12:57,086	01:12:58,520	This is serious!	This is serious!
1285	01:12:58,553	01:13:01,157	Oh. Um, okay. Well, uh...	Oh. Um, okay. Well, uh...
1286	01:13:01,190	01:13:03,793	- You have the files they're after, right? - Yeah.	- You have the files they're after, right? - Yeah.
1287	01:13:03,826	01:13:05,761	So, you've got the power.	So, you've got the power.
1288	01:13:06,561	01:13:08,130	They need what you have.	They need what you have.
1289	01:13:08,164	01:13:09,732	That's called leverage.	That's called leverage.
1290	01:13:10,166	01:13:11,499	I don't know.	I don't know.
1291	01:13:11,533	01:13:13,736	Because then I'll have to get involved,	Because then I'll have to get involved,
1292	01:13:13,769	01:13:15,805	and what if I'm into those Asian twins,	and what if I'm into those Asian twins,
1293	01:13:15,838	01:13:17,606	because they're strong, and like, it's a weird thing...	because they're strong, and like, it's a weird thing...
1294	01:13:17,640	01:13:19,208	You know what?	You know what?
1295	01:13:19,241	01:13:21,844	I'm starting to think your friends were right about you quitting on things.	I'm starting to think your friends were right about you quitting on things.
1296	01:13:26,682	01:13:28,217	I'll text him. I will text him.	I'll text him. I will text him.
1297	01:13:28,250	01:13:30,252	- There we go. - All right.	- There we go. - All right.
1298	01:13:30,286	01:13:31,887	It's not recognizing you.	It's not recognizing you.
1299	01:13:31,921	01:13:33,756	No. It's because of the double man bun.	No. It's because of the double man bun.
1300	01:13:33,789	01:13:35,157	It doesn't recognize my face now.	It doesn't recognize my face now.
1301	01:13:35,191	01:13:37,827	- Uh, maybe try you hair... - I'll do the code.	- Uh, maybe try you hair... - I'll do the code.
1302	01:13:37,860	01:13:41,063	- I'll do the code. 6-8-6-8... - 6-8, not 6-9.	- I'll do the code. 6-8-6-8... - 6-8, not 6-9.
1303	01:13:41,664	01:13:43,065	You do me all you want.	You do me all you want.
1304	01:13:43,799	01:13:46,002	- Call. - All right, we are in.	- Call. - All right, we are in.
1305	01:13:46,035	01:13:47,670	What do I say?	What do I say?
1306	01:13:47,703	01:13:50,072	How about you start with, "Where are you headed?"	How about you start with, "Where are you headed?"
1307	01:14:09,358	01:14:10,760	Distract her.	Distract her.
1308	01:14:12,361	01:14:14,930	So, have you worked for Teleplex long?	So, have you worked for Teleplex long?
1309	01:14:15,998	01:14:18,034	Wow. Amazing.	Wow. Amazing.
1310	01:14:18,067	01:14:19,935	- So, where we headed? - Stop talking.	- So, where we headed? - Stop talking.
1311	01:14:22,338	01:14:25,041	Hey, look! Look. Jane just sent me a GPS pin.	Hey, look! Look. Jane just sent me a GPS pin.
1312	01:14:33,082	01:14:34,083	Where are we headed?	Where are we headed?
1313	01:14:35,017	01:14:37,987	Take me to Tarzana.	Take me to Tarzana.
1314	01:14:58,908	01:14:59,909	Everybody out.	Everybody out.
1315	01:15:04,180	01:15:07,850	Ah! Welcome, special guests.	Ah! Welcome, special guests.
1316	01:15:07,883	01:15:09,985	- Where's Giorgio? - Master Giorgio's in the jungle room.	- Where's Giorgio? - Master Giorgio's in the jungle room.
1317	01:15:10,019	01:15:11,787	Please, come, come. Follow me.	Please, come, come. Follow me.
1318	01:15:11,821	01:15:13,022	Let's go. Follow Charles.	Let's go. Follow Charles.
1319	01:15:20,763	01:15:22,832	Where the hell are we?	Where the hell are we?
1320	01:15:22,865	01:15:24,900	I feel like Tarzan's about to jump out.	I feel like Tarzan's about to jump out.
1321	01:15:24,934	01:15:27,269	Ah! How keen of you to notice.	Ah! How keen of you to notice.
1322	01:15:27,303	01:15:31,040	It's the last home owned by Edgar Rice Burroughs before his untimely death.	It's the last home owned by Edgar Rice Burroughs before his untimely death.
1323	01:15:31,073	01:15:36,278	Master Giorgio is an avid collector of all things Tarzan related.	Master Giorgio is an avid collector of all things Tarzan related.
1324	01:15:36,312	01:15:39,081	You may not know this, but Tarzana was founded by Mr. Burroughs	You may not know this, but Tarzana was founded by Mr. Burroughs
1325	01:15:39,115	01:15:41,383	as an enclave for those seeking refuge from the...	as an enclave for those seeking refuge from the...
1326	01:15:41,417	01:15:43,419	- What the fuck is he talking about? - Go!	- What the fuck is he talking about? - Go!
1327	01:15:43,452	01:15:45,754	If he could only see it now.	If he could only see it now.
1328	01:15:49,258	01:15:52,328	Ah! Here we are, the jungle room.	Ah! Here we are, the jungle room.
1329	01:15:52,361	01:15:55,664	Master Giorgio will be with you shortly. Toodaloo!	Master Giorgio will be with you shortly. Toodaloo!
1330	01:15:59,335	01:16:03,372	The owner of Teleplex lives... here?	The owner of Teleplex lives... here?
1331	01:16:03,405	01:16:06,275	Who the hell is this guy?	Who the hell is this guy?
1332	01:16:10,913	01:16:13,182	Pull up to the scene. Where my clothes, mister?	Pull up to the scene. Where my clothes, mister?
1333	01:16:13,215	01:16:15,351	Pull up to the scene. Where my clothes, mister?	Pull up to the scene. Where my clothes, mister?
1334	01:16:16,418	01:16:18,087	Yeah, I'm different.	Yeah, I'm different.
1335	01:16:18,120	01:16:21,957	Pull up to the scene. No clothes.	Pull up to the scene. No clothes.
1336	01:16:21,991	01:16:25,127	These two have been a major pain in my ass.	These two have been a major pain in my ass.
1337	01:16:25,161	01:16:26,829	I better get my goddamn bonus	I better get my goddamn bonus
1338	01:16:26,862	01:16:28,130	for the shit they put me through.	for the shit they put me through.
1339	01:16:28,164	01:16:31,734	You'll be lucky if I don't feed you to Lucy.	You'll be lucky if I don't feed you to Lucy.
1340	01:16:34,937	01:16:39,208	Lucy would just love a juicy sap like you.	Lucy would just love a juicy sap like you.
1341	01:16:39,241	01:16:40,442	Okay.	Okay.
1342	01:16:41,577	01:16:43,979	- You're doing the smell thing again. - Oh, yeah.	- You're doing the smell thing again. - Oh, yeah.
1343	01:16:44,013	01:16:46,715	That's what animals do when they smell their prey.	That's what animals do when they smell their prey.
1344	01:16:47,917	01:16:50,886	Now, get out. Now.	Now, get out. Now.
1345	01:16:52,421	01:16:53,923	I want my bonus.	I want my bonus.
1346	01:16:55,758	01:16:59,261	Miles, Jane. Welcome to my estate.	Miles, Jane. Welcome to my estate.
1347	01:16:59,995	01:17:01,730	I am Liev Giorgio.	I am Liev Giorgio.
1348	01:17:01,764	01:17:04,133	Uh, yeah, we're not here by choice.	Uh, yeah, we're not here by choice.
1349	01:17:04,166	01:17:07,503	Schmeltz and your thugs dragged us here, so...	Schmeltz and your thugs dragged us here, so...
1350	01:17:07,536	01:17:09,371	What do you think of my jungle room?	What do you think of my jungle room?
1351	01:17:09,405	01:17:11,240	It's a little obsessive.	It's a little obsessive.
1352	01:17:11,273	01:17:14,410	Why do anything at all, if not to obsess over it?	Why do anything at all, if not to obsess over it?
1353	01:17:14,443	01:17:16,879	Maybe because you sound like a sociopath.	Maybe because you sound like a sociopath.
1354	01:17:16,912	01:17:20,182	Well, obsession and painstaking attention to detail	Well, obsession and painstaking attention to detail
1355	01:17:20,216	01:17:23,118	are what got me this far in life.	are what got me this far in life.
1356	01:17:23,152	01:17:27,756	See, they used to call me the King of Silicon Valley.	See, they used to call me the King of Silicon Valley.
1357	01:17:27,790	01:17:30,192	Only Zuckerberg had more success than I	Only Zuckerberg had more success than I
1358	01:17:30,226	01:17:31,393	at an earlier age.	at an earlier age.
1359	01:17:31,427	01:17:33,262	And he created what?	And he created what?
1360	01:17:33,295	01:17:37,266	- A glorified dating website. - Ooh!	- A glorified dating website. - Ooh!
1361	01:17:37,299	01:17:38,901	What's your point, Giorgio?	What's your point, Giorgio?
1362	01:17:38,934	01:17:41,470	My point is that I created the very first algorithm	My point is that I created the very first algorithm
1363	01:17:41,503	01:17:44,240	that would allow me to track the purchases and web activity	that would allow me to track the purchases and web activity
1364	01:17:44,273	01:17:47,009	of millions of web mongers.	of millions of web mongers.
1365	01:17:47,042	01:17:49,044	I know who's gonna buy what	I know who's gonna buy what
1366	01:17:49,078	01:17:51,380	and what you're gonna want to buy next.	and what you're gonna want to buy next.
1367	01:17:51,413	01:17:55,384	You see, I have been watching all of humankind	You see, I have been watching all of humankind
1368	01:17:55,417	01:17:57,453	since the dawn of the Internet.	since the dawn of the Internet.
1369	01:17:58,020	01:18:00,823	Like an omniscient God.	Like an omniscient God.
1370	01:18:01,924	01:18:06,428	Your omniscient God!	Your omniscient God!
1371	01:18:09,298	01:18:10,799	Wow!	Wow!
1372	01:18:10,833	01:18:13,202	Takeaway to all of that, without my data mining,	Takeaway to all of that, without my data mining,
1373	01:18:13,235	01:18:16,171	there is no Teleplex, no jobs for you two.	there is no Teleplex, no jobs for you two.
1374	01:18:16,205	01:18:17,239	Does it feel good	Does it feel good
1375	01:18:17,273	01:18:20,509	prying into people's lives like a petty criminal?	prying into people's lives like a petty criminal?
1376	01:18:20,542	01:18:24,513	Well, you leave your trash out on the street...	Well, you leave your trash out on the street...
1377	01:18:25,080	01:18:26,982	it's gonna be sniffed.	it's gonna be sniffed.
1378	01:18:27,016	01:18:29,151	You're nothing but a nerd without a conscience.	You're nothing but a nerd without a conscience.
1379	01:18:31,120	01:18:33,956	Me, Tarzan. You, Jane!	Me, Tarzan. You, Jane!
1380	01:18:33,989	01:18:37,393	Okay, okay, okay. Back off, spray tans.	Okay, okay, okay. Back off, spray tans.
1381	01:18:37,426	01:18:40,195	You see, you have something that belongs to me.	You see, you have something that belongs to me.
1382	01:18:41,363	01:18:43,365	I just ask that you return it.	I just ask that you return it.
1383	01:18:47,002	01:18:49,238	Wow, this is huge.	Wow, this is huge.
1384	01:18:49,271	01:18:50,472	Who lives here?	Who lives here?
1385	01:18:50,506	01:18:53,542	The Teleplex guy must be fucking loaded.	The Teleplex guy must be fucking loaded.
1386	01:18:53,575	01:18:55,511	My grandpa had a house like this.	My grandpa had a house like this.
1387	01:18:56,312	01:18:57,546	He was a dick.	He was a dick.
1388	01:19:00,282	01:19:03,085	Look, Vinny, I don't think you should go in there.	Look, Vinny, I don't think you should go in there.
1389	01:19:03,118	01:19:05,888	I'm sorry that I dragged you into this, but...	I'm sorry that I dragged you into this, but...
1390	01:19:05,921	01:19:07,956	this isn't your problem.	this isn't your problem.
1391	01:19:07,990	01:19:10,225	Uh, it's already my problem.	Uh, it's already my problem.
1392	01:19:12,895	01:19:14,096	I'm just kidding.	I'm just kidding.
1393	01:19:14,129	01:19:15,898	I like you, I wanna help.	I like you, I wanna help.
1394	01:19:15,931	01:19:18,167	I like you, too. A lot.	I like you, too. A lot.
1395	01:19:20,469	01:19:22,871	Okay, so what can I do?	Okay, so what can I do?
1396	01:19:24,273	01:19:26,275	This has got all the files on it.	This has got all the files on it.
1397	01:19:26,308	01:19:28,310	I downloaded it. Now...	I downloaded it. Now...
1398	01:19:28,344	01:19:31,280	I don't know what's gonna go on in there, so...	I don't know what's gonna go on in there, so...
1399	01:19:31,313	01:19:33,148	can you just hold on to this for me?	can you just hold on to this for me?
1400	01:19:33,683	01:19:35,918	Of course. No problem.	Of course. No problem.
1401	01:19:46,261	01:19:49,531	A-ha. It's been up there a while.	A-ha. It's been up there a while.
1402	01:20:00,042	01:20:04,213	My files. Give them to me, now.	My files. Give them to me, now.
1403	01:20:04,246	01:20:05,648	If what you're doing is so legal,	If what you're doing is so legal,
1404	01:20:05,682	01:20:09,485	we have every right to share your business dealings with the public.	we have every right to share your business dealings with the public.
1405	01:20:09,518	01:20:11,553	You absolutely do not.	You absolutely do not.
1406	01:20:11,588	01:20:14,289	I have a strict NDA with all my clients.	I have a strict NDA with all my clients.
1407	01:20:14,323	01:20:16,458	- With Putin? - And with you.	- With Putin? - And with you.
1408	01:20:16,492	01:20:17,861	You see, sweetheart,	You see, sweetheart,
1409	01:20:17,893	01:20:21,130	you really should read your contracts a little bit more carefully.	you really should read your contracts a little bit more carefully.
1410	01:20:21,163	01:20:24,099	Mmm. I don't work for you anymore.	Mmm. I don't work for you anymore.
1411	01:20:24,133	01:20:25,702	- Oh. - And neither do I.	- Oh. - And neither do I.
1412	01:20:25,735	01:20:27,637	I quit. Effective immediately.	I quit. Effective immediately.
1413	01:20:27,670	01:20:30,372	I accept your resignation.	I accept your resignation.
1414	01:20:30,406	01:20:32,709	However, you are now in possession	However, you are now in possession
1415	01:20:32,742	01:20:35,712	of stolen proprietary information.	of stolen proprietary information.
1416	01:20:35,745	01:20:38,547	And it is I who should alert the authorities.	And it is I who should alert the authorities.
1417	01:20:40,750	01:20:43,986	LAPD. Here they are, officers. Take them away.	LAPD. Here they are, officers. Take them away.
1418	01:20:44,019	01:20:45,087	Why don't you do that,	Why don't you do that,
1419	01:20:45,120	01:20:46,723	and I'll be sure to mention that you sent your goons	and I'll be sure to mention that you sent your goons
1420	01:20:46,756	01:20:48,290	to abduct and terrorize us	to abduct and terrorize us
1421	01:20:48,323	01:20:50,426	in the middle of the night at our homes.	in the middle of the night at our homes.
1422	01:20:50,459	01:20:52,161	Mmm. Yeah.	Mmm. Yeah.
1423	01:20:52,194	01:20:55,030	And, one of your executives	And, one of your executives
1424	01:20:55,063	01:20:59,301	was secretly recording videos of his female subordinates.	was secretly recording videos of his female subordinates.
1425	01:20:59,334	01:21:04,173	Mmm. Sounds like a class action lawsuit to me.	Mmm. Sounds like a class action lawsuit to me.
1426	01:21:04,206	01:21:07,509	Schmeltz, get your ass in here right now.	Schmeltz, get your ass in here right now.
1427	01:21:07,543	01:21:08,645	Yeah.	Yeah.
1428	01:21:10,613	01:21:12,347	They give you the files yet, boss?	They give you the files yet, boss?
1429	01:21:13,315	01:21:16,185	Does it look like I got the files,	Does it look like I got the files,
1430	01:21:16,218	01:21:17,720	you filthy pervert?	you filthy pervert?
1431	01:21:20,723	01:21:23,660	Whoa! Wait!	Whoa! Wait!
1432	01:21:23,693	01:21:26,462	Just relax. I can fix this. I can fix it.	Just relax. I can fix this. I can fix it.
1433	01:21:26,495	01:21:29,599	- I am starting to lose my temper. - Of course.	- I am starting to lose my temper. - Of course.
1434	01:21:31,701	01:21:33,469	You've exposed me, Schmeltz.	You've exposed me, Schmeltz.
1435	01:21:37,506	01:21:39,575	That's the bastard with the files!	That's the bastard with the files!
1436	01:21:39,609	01:21:40,976	Hello?	Hello?
1437	01:21:42,244	01:21:44,614	Who are you and what do you want?	Who are you and what do you want?
1438	01:21:44,647	01:21:48,250	Yeah. Hi. Uh, my name is Jameson Doheny.	Yeah. Hi. Uh, my name is Jameson Doheny.
1439	01:21:48,283	01:21:51,086	I'm friends with Jane and Miles.	I'm friends with Jane and Miles.
1440	01:21:51,119	01:21:52,789	I think you're holding them hostage.	I think you're holding them hostage.
1441	01:21:52,822	01:21:54,323	So, if you could, uh...	So, if you could, uh...
1442	01:21:56,124	01:21:58,661	you know, go ahead and open up.	you know, go ahead and open up.
1443	01:21:59,696	01:22:00,830	What the fuck?	What the fuck?
1444	01:22:00,864	01:22:03,733	How do they know you're here? Did... Did he follow you?	How do they know you're here? Did... Did he follow you?
1445	01:22:03,766	01:22:07,069	- No, no! It's got to be one of them! - Hello?	- No, no! It's got to be one of them! - Hello?
1446	01:22:07,102	01:22:09,706	Both of you, empty your pockets, now.	Both of you, empty your pockets, now.
1447	01:22:11,106	01:22:13,408	Now!	Now!
1448	01:22:15,645	01:22:17,112	We frisked her!	We frisked her!
1449	01:22:17,145	01:22:18,347	That's not my fault!	That's not my fault!
1450	01:22:18,380	01:22:21,416	Un-fucking-believable!	Un-fucking-believable!
1451	01:22:21,450	01:22:23,586	All right, I'm gonna blink twice.	All right, I'm gonna blink twice.
1452	01:22:25,622	01:22:29,324	Give that. Hand it over, now.	Give that. Hand it over, now.
1453	01:22:29,358	01:22:31,226	Now. Now. Give it here.	Now. Now. Give it here.
1454	01:22:31,828	01:22:33,663	- Really? - Shut it.	- Really? - Shut it.
1455	01:22:34,631	01:22:37,499	Oh, Charles, where are you?	Oh, Charles, where are you?
1456	01:22:37,533	01:22:40,402	Yes, Master. Ooh! Yes, Master Giorgio.	Yes, Master. Ooh! Yes, Master Giorgio.
1457	01:22:40,435	01:22:43,105	There you are, my sweet, precious Charles.	There you are, my sweet, precious Charles.
1458	01:22:43,138	01:22:45,842	Um, please get this lump of trash	Um, please get this lump of trash
1459	01:22:45,875	01:22:47,409	out of my jungle room	out of my jungle room
1460	01:22:47,442	01:22:50,713	and incinerate this mobile device immediately.	and incinerate this mobile device immediately.
1461	01:22:50,747	01:22:52,247	Right-O, Master Giorgio.	Right-O, Master Giorgio.
1462	01:22:52,281	01:22:53,415	Uh... Oh.	Uh... Oh.
1463	01:22:53,448	01:22:56,251	Twins!	Twins!
1464	01:22:57,820	01:22:58,888	Kaw-kaw!	Kaw-kaw!
1465	01:22:58,922	01:23:01,156	I think Mr. Schmeltz here	I think Mr. Schmeltz here
1466	01:23:01,189	01:23:03,826	may have Schmeltzed himself.	may have Schmeltzed himself.
1467	01:23:03,860	01:23:06,094	Get him the fuck out of here.	Get him the fuck out of here.
1468	01:23:06,128	01:23:07,664	Um, hello?	Um, hello?
1469	01:23:07,697	01:23:09,799	I have the files.	I have the files.
1470	01:23:09,832	01:23:11,567	Come in through the gate.	Come in through the gate.
1471	01:23:11,601	01:23:13,636	That's what I thought, bitch.	That's what I thought, bitch.
1472	01:23:13,670	01:23:16,839	Oh! I didn't... I didn't mean that.	Oh! I didn't... I didn't mean that.
1473	01:23:16,873	01:23:19,107	Jameson, you fuckhead.	Jameson, you fuckhead.
1474	01:23:19,141	01:23:20,877	- Oh, and Charles... - Mmm-hmm?	- Oh, and Charles... - Mmm-hmm?
1475	01:23:20,910	01:23:24,614	...take the girls to, uh, meet our new guests.	...take the girls to, uh, meet our new guests.
1476	01:23:25,615	01:23:27,650	Boop!	Boop!
1477	01:23:28,718	01:23:29,719	I love that man.	I love that man.
1478	01:23:31,688	01:23:35,592	Both of you, out. That way. That way.	Both of you, out. That way. That way.
1479	01:23:43,600	01:23:45,668	Move your tight little asses.	Move your tight little asses.
1480	01:23:47,302	01:23:48,303	Move it.	Move it.
1481	01:23:50,472	01:23:51,741	Keep it moving.	Keep it moving.
1482	01:23:51,774	01:23:54,611	Left, left, right, left.	Left, left, right, left.
1483	01:23:55,812	01:23:57,714	Ah, and here we are.	Ah, and here we are.
1484	01:23:58,480	01:24:00,215	Lovers' suite.	Lovers' suite.
1485	01:24:00,883	01:24:02,217	In you go.	In you go.
1486	01:24:03,185	01:24:06,288	Come on. Go, Miles.	Come on. Go, Miles.
1487	01:24:07,522	01:24:10,760	Move that sweet little ass of yours.	Move that sweet little ass of yours.
1488	01:24:10,793	01:24:13,730	Oh, yes, yes, yes.	Oh, yes, yes, yes.
1489	01:24:14,396	01:24:18,266	All right. Enjoy your stay.	All right. Enjoy your stay.
1490	01:24:18,968	01:24:20,603	Don't touch anything.	Don't touch anything.
1491	01:24:20,637	01:24:22,304	I'll come back for you later.	I'll come back for you later.
1492	01:24:23,572	01:24:24,641	Great.	Great.
1493	01:24:24,674	01:24:29,746	We're stuck in his robot torture lab now. Perfect.	We're stuck in his robot torture lab now. Perfect.
1494	01:24:35,450	01:24:37,285	Hello!	Hello!
1495	01:24:39,488	01:24:40,522	Uh...	Uh...
1496	01:24:41,891	01:24:43,325	I'm here for Jane and Miles.	I'm here for Jane and Miles.
1497	01:24:43,358	01:24:44,694	Welcome, visitor.	Welcome, visitor.
1498	01:24:44,727	01:24:47,797	I'm Charles. These are my lovely twins.	I'm Charles. These are my lovely twins.
1499	01:24:47,830	01:24:49,364	Are those real guns?	Are those real guns?
1500	01:24:49,398	01:24:51,466	Please, please accompany me to the sitting room.	Please, please accompany me to the sitting room.
1501	01:24:51,500	01:24:54,536	This is from Master Giorgio himself.	This is from Master Giorgio himself.
1502	01:24:54,569	01:24:57,239	Come, come. Please, please come.	Come, come. Please, please come.
1503	01:25:01,711	01:25:03,813	What are the chances that Jame-O screws this up	What are the chances that Jame-O screws this up
1504	01:25:03,846	01:25:05,380	and we die in here?	and we die in here?
1505	01:25:05,414	01:25:06,816	I'd say strong.	I'd say strong.
1506	01:25:06,849	01:25:09,451	Strong to very strong.	Strong to very strong.
1507	01:25:09,484	01:25:13,923	Yeah. Jame-O is a fuck up and Giorgio's a psychopath.	Yeah. Jame-O is a fuck up and Giorgio's a psychopath.
1508	01:25:16,291	01:25:18,226	Bad combo.	Bad combo.
1509	01:25:18,260	01:25:20,596	Oh, yeah. That's awesome. That is awesome.	Oh, yeah. That's awesome. That is awesome.
1510	01:25:20,630	01:25:22,531	Ooh, that's nice.	Ooh, that's nice.
1511	01:25:22,564	01:25:23,599	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
1512	01:25:23,633	01:25:25,935	Ah, there he is.	Ah, there he is.
1513	01:25:25,968	01:25:28,570	The man responsible for it all.	The man responsible for it all.
1514	01:25:28,604	01:25:30,873	My lover. I'll leave you to it.	My lover. I'll leave you to it.
1515	01:25:38,413	01:25:41,383	Are you the bastard that stole my data?	Are you the bastard that stole my data?
1516	01:25:41,416	01:25:43,953	You have a really cool house, dude.	You have a really cool house, dude.
1517	01:25:43,986	01:25:46,923	I love the Tarzan motif. Really coming together.	I love the Tarzan motif. Really coming together.
1518	01:25:48,356	01:25:49,826	What's your deal?	What's your deal?
1519	01:25:49,859	01:25:51,594	Oh, I just came for my friends.	Oh, I just came for my friends.
1520	01:25:52,762	01:25:54,563	Is that all you want?	Is that all you want?
1521	01:25:54,597	01:25:55,698	That's all I want.	That's all I want.
1522	01:25:59,401	01:26:03,371	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
1523	01:26:22,592	01:26:24,392	You like to party?	You like to party?
1524	01:26:24,426	01:26:25,595	I like to party.	I like to party.
1525	01:26:25,628	01:26:28,363	All right. Let's party, then.	All right. Let's party, then.
1526	01:26:30,900	01:26:33,035	- Whoa! - Oh!	- Whoa! - Oh!
1527	01:26:34,402	01:26:35,403	Whoo!	Whoo!
1528	01:26:36,606	01:26:39,474	What... is this?	What... is this?
1529	01:26:39,508	01:26:42,577	It's a new designer drug I cooked up.	It's a new designer drug I cooked up.
1530	01:26:42,612	01:26:44,814	I call it Jungle Fruit.	I call it Jungle Fruit.
1531	01:26:45,782	01:26:46,616	What does it do?	What does it do?
1532	01:26:46,649	01:26:49,719	Well, it's got all the euphoria of MDMA	Well, it's got all the euphoria of MDMA
1533	01:26:49,752	01:26:51,821	plus the fuck-all-night of coke.	plus the fuck-all-night of coke.
1534	01:26:54,489	01:26:57,794	I'm not supposed to do drugs tonight.	I'm not supposed to do drugs tonight.
1535	01:26:58,426	01:27:00,562	You wanna help your friends?	You wanna help your friends?
1536	01:27:01,731	01:27:04,700	- You want to get out of here? - Yeah.	- You want to get out of here? - Yeah.
1537	01:27:05,467	01:27:06,869	Then try it.	Then try it.
1538	01:27:10,539	01:27:11,874	Be somebody!	Be somebody!
1539	01:27:11,908	01:27:14,043	Okay. Okay. All right.	Okay. Okay. All right.
1540	01:27:14,076	01:27:15,711	I will be somebody!	I will be somebody!
1541	01:27:15,745	01:27:17,747	Be somebody.	Be somebody.
1542	01:27:27,089	01:27:30,392	God, that's gross!	God, that's gross!
1543	01:27:30,425	01:27:32,394	Oh.	Oh.
1544	01:27:33,796	01:27:36,899	Jesus! You fucking psycho! What are you doing?	Jesus! You fucking psycho! What are you doing?
1545	01:27:46,776	01:27:47,777	Bang!	Bang!
1546	01:27:48,811	01:27:49,946	Bang! You're dead.	Bang! You're dead.
1547	01:27:59,421	01:28:00,790	I'm, uh...	I'm, uh...
1548	01:28:02,191	01:28:03,960	I'm sorry for getting us into this mess.	I'm sorry for getting us into this mess.
1549	01:28:05,061	01:28:06,762	What mess?	What mess?
1550	01:28:06,796	01:28:08,798	I love being abducted and held hostage	I love being abducted and held hostage
1551	01:28:08,831	01:28:10,900	by an uber-wealthy maniac in Tarzana.	by an uber-wealthy maniac in Tarzana.
1552	01:28:10,933	01:28:12,635	I mean, it's just how I unwind	I mean, it's just how I unwind
1553	01:28:12,668	01:28:15,137	after a long day of work at Teleplex.	after a long day of work at Teleplex.
1554	01:28:15,171	01:28:17,539	I wonder why I'm still single.	I wonder why I'm still single.
1555	01:28:19,441	01:28:20,676	So, when did you get divorced?	So, when did you get divorced?
1556	01:28:22,510	01:28:23,511	Oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
1557	01:28:24,747	01:28:26,949	I need to come clean about something. I, uh...	I need to come clean about something. I, uh...
1558	01:28:28,818	01:28:32,021	I looked at your data profile.	I looked at your data profile.
1559	01:28:32,054	01:28:33,656	Look, I'm sorry. It was wrong. I shouldn't have done it.	Look, I'm sorry. It was wrong. I shouldn't have done it.
1560	01:28:33,689	01:28:36,692	- I just... It was there and I clicked on it and... - I hate hypocrites the most.	- I just... It was there and I clicked on it and... - I hate hypocrites the most.
1561	01:28:36,726	01:28:39,829	No, I know. And you deserve to hate me, okay?	No, I know. And you deserve to hate me, okay?
1562	01:28:39,862	01:28:40,963	But, I'm sorry.	But, I'm sorry.
1563	01:28:41,964	01:28:43,933	Look, I'm not judging you.	Look, I'm not judging you.
1564	01:28:43,966	01:28:45,668	It's okay. I just, um...	It's okay. I just, um...
1565	01:28:47,870	01:28:49,672	It's just a painful subject for me.	It's just a painful subject for me.
1566	01:28:51,841	01:28:53,441	I fell in love for the first time	I fell in love for the first time
1567	01:28:53,475	01:28:55,144	when I was an undergrad at UCLA.	when I was an undergrad at UCLA.
1568	01:28:57,613	01:29:00,850	Things moved really quickly and we got married. And then...	Things moved really quickly and we got married. And then...
1569	01:29:04,120	01:29:05,855	life screwed it all up.	life screwed it all up.
1570	01:29:09,959	01:29:11,627	You have something forward, right?	You have something forward, right?
1571	01:29:11,661	01:29:13,495	Assuming we don't die here.	Assuming we don't die here.
1572	01:29:15,631	01:29:16,666	But, yeah.	But, yeah.
1573	01:29:17,867	01:29:19,969	The future is ours.	The future is ours.
1574	01:29:20,002	01:29:22,772	Sometimes you get this feeling that we're living in this...	Sometimes you get this feeling that we're living in this...
1575	01:29:24,273	01:29:26,108	this weird technological age,	this weird technological age,
1576	01:29:26,142	01:29:28,678	where everything we do is being monitored	where everything we do is being monitored
1577	01:29:28,711	01:29:30,046	under a digital microscope.	under a digital microscope.
1578	01:29:34,116	01:29:36,052	Big Brother is watching us.	Big Brother is watching us.
1579	01:29:38,587	01:29:40,089	Scary times.	Scary times.
1580	01:29:44,293	01:29:45,795	I mean, it could be worse.	I mean, it could be worse.
1581	01:29:47,029	01:29:49,999	Yeah. It could be.	Yeah. It could be.
1582	01:29:57,173	01:29:58,841	Hello.	Hello.
1583	01:30:08,117	01:30:10,987	Wow. That was, uh...	Wow. That was, uh...
1584	01:30:11,020	01:30:13,255	That was... That was really sexy.	That was... That was really sexy.
1585	01:30:13,289	01:30:15,992	And, uh... you're probably asking yourself,	And, uh... you're probably asking yourself,
1586	01:30:16,025	01:30:17,093	"What am I doing here?"	"What am I doing here?"
1587	01:30:17,126	01:30:18,995	And the answer to that question is,	And the answer to that question is,
1588	01:30:19,028	01:30:20,963	I'm here to rescue you both.	I'm here to rescue you both.
1589	01:30:20,997	01:30:23,165	Wait. What? Why would you do that?	Wait. What? Why would you do that?
1590	01:30:23,199	01:30:24,266	I don't know if you've noticed,	I don't know if you've noticed,
1591	01:30:24,300	01:30:27,569	but I'm employed by a fucking lunatic named Giorgio.	but I'm employed by a fucking lunatic named Giorgio.
1592	01:30:27,603	01:30:30,740	And, uh, that's not my real accent. I'm actually from Irvine.	And, uh, that's not my real accent. I'm actually from Irvine.
1593	01:30:30,773	01:30:33,075	Real name's Ricky.	Real name's Ricky.
1594	01:30:33,109	01:30:35,144	Anyway, you two seem like a lovely pair,	Anyway, you two seem like a lovely pair,
1595	01:30:35,177	01:30:37,813	and I'd hate for you to die here in Tarzana.	and I'd hate for you to die here in Tarzana.
1596	01:30:37,847	01:30:40,649	What? You're actually here to help us?	What? You're actually here to help us?
1597	01:30:40,683	01:30:45,588	Bro, I am the rat fleeing the sinking ship.	Bro, I am the rat fleeing the sinking ship.
1598	01:30:45,621	01:30:46,689	You want off or not?	You want off or not?
1599	01:30:46,722	01:30:48,290	And what about Jameson?	And what about Jameson?
1600	01:30:48,324	01:30:50,026	I don't really know how to say this,	I don't really know how to say this,
1601	01:30:50,059	01:30:52,828	but your friend is on a crazy drug bender with Giorgio.	but your friend is on a crazy drug bender with Giorgio.
1602	01:30:52,862	01:30:54,697	I don't know what the fuck they're up to.	I don't know what the fuck they're up to.
1603	01:30:54,730	01:30:57,199	Moo! Moo like a cow. Moo like a cow.	Moo! Moo like a cow. Moo like a cow.
1604	01:30:57,233	01:30:59,802	Moo like a cow.	Moo like a cow.
1605	01:31:03,205	01:31:05,107	Anyway, uh...	Anyway, uh...
1606	01:31:05,141	01:31:06,208	Yeah, I would just...	Yeah, I would just...
1607	01:31:06,242	01:31:07,910	I would probably leave him here.	I would probably leave him here.
1608	01:31:07,943	01:31:09,145	That's your best bet.	That's your best bet.
1609	01:31:09,178	01:31:10,379	Well, we're not gonna leave without him.	Well, we're not gonna leave without him.
1610	01:31:10,413	01:31:13,749	All right. Well, then you're on your own because I'm done.	All right. Well, then you're on your own because I'm done.
1611	01:31:13,783	01:31:15,017	I'm getting the fuck out of here.	I'm getting the fuck out of here.
1612	01:31:15,051	01:31:16,252	I've been here for 13 years.	I've been here for 13 years.
1613	01:31:16,285	01:31:19,922	I haven't had sex in seven of those 13 years.	I haven't had sex in seven of those 13 years.
1614	01:31:19,955	01:31:21,857	Besides, I had sex with Giorgio, but...	Besides, I had sex with Giorgio, but...
1615	01:31:22,491	01:31:24,093	I don't know what that is.	I don't know what that is.
1616	01:31:24,126	01:31:25,761	I wouldn't call that sex.	I wouldn't call that sex.
1617	01:31:25,795	01:31:27,797	So, uh, you guys coming or not?	So, uh, you guys coming or not?
1618	01:31:52,755	01:31:53,789	Hey, assholes.	Hey, assholes.
1619	01:31:53,823	01:31:55,658	Shit!	Shit!
1620	01:31:55,691	01:31:57,827	Hi! Freeze!	Hi! Freeze!
1621	01:31:59,829	01:32:02,698	You two royally fucked up my life,	You two royally fucked up my life,
1622	01:32:02,731	01:32:04,667	really fucking good!	really fucking good!
1623	01:32:04,700	01:32:07,770	You fuckin' laughin' at?	You fuckin' laughin' at?
1624	01:32:07,803	01:32:10,005	- Wow! No, it's fine. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.	- Wow! No, it's fine. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1625	01:32:11,273	01:32:13,008	Wow, Schmeltz!	Wow, Schmeltz!
1626	01:32:13,042	01:32:15,277	You really are a piece of shit.	You really are a piece of shit.
1627	01:32:15,311	01:32:17,079	Oh, just stop!	Oh, just stop!
1628	01:32:19,415	01:32:21,250	You're just big fat bully.	You're just big fat bully.
1629	01:32:21,283	01:32:24,753	And you're just a dirty fucking whore with a trashy mouth!	And you're just a dirty fucking whore with a trashy mouth!
1630	01:32:24,787	01:32:26,989	Now, shut up before I put a bullet in your fucking head!	Now, shut up before I put a bullet in your fucking head!
1631	01:32:27,022	01:32:30,659	You will not shut me up.	You will not shut me up.
1632	01:32:30,693	01:32:33,729	Does it make you feel good exploiting women?	Does it make you feel good exploiting women?
1633	01:32:34,396	01:32:35,764	- Hmm? - No! Shut up!	- Hmm? - No! Shut up!
1634	01:32:35,798	01:32:38,834	- Does it make you feel like a man? - No.	- Does it make you feel like a man? - No.
1635	01:32:42,138	01:32:44,673	I feel sorry for you.	I feel sorry for you.
1636	01:32:44,707	01:32:48,677	Because no matter who you shame or harass...	Because no matter who you shame or harass...
1637	01:32:50,446	01:32:52,715	you will always truly be alone.	you will always truly be alone.
1638	01:32:57,219	01:33:00,723	You better be quiet or I will fucking shoot you.	You better be quiet or I will fucking shoot you.
1639	01:33:00,756	01:33:02,191	I promise you that.	I promise you that.
1640	01:33:02,892	01:33:04,927	Wow.	Wow.
1641	01:33:06,295	01:33:09,231	All this time, I thought you were just a pervert.	All this time, I thought you were just a pervert.
1642	01:33:10,733	01:33:12,701	But you're a murderer, too.	But you're a murderer, too.
1643	01:33:12,735	01:33:14,403	What? Shut up! No!	What? Shut up! No!
1644	01:33:14,436	01:33:15,605	You killed Gordy, didn't you?	You killed Gordy, didn't you?
1645	01:33:15,639	01:33:19,475	No... No, no, no, no, no. I had nothing to do with that!	No... No, no, no, no, no. I had nothing to do with that!
1646	01:33:19,508	01:33:20,843	I had nothing to do with that.	I had nothing to do with that.
1647	01:33:20,876	01:33:24,013	Don't be shaking your head like I had something to do with that!	Don't be shaking your head like I had something to do with that!
1648	01:33:24,046	01:33:25,381	I had nothing to do with that!	I had nothing to do with that!
1649	01:33:25,414	01:33:26,916	- Schmeltz! - What? What the fuck?	- Schmeltz! - What? What the fuck?
1650	01:33:31,987	01:33:33,155	Come on, let's go.	Come on, let's go.
1651	01:33:43,899	01:33:48,237	♪ I've had the time of my life... ♪	♪ I've had the time of my life... ♪
1652	01:33:49,505	01:33:51,340	Baby, you're so cute.	Baby, you're so cute.
1653	01:33:51,373	01:33:54,476	I love you. I love you.	I love you. I love you.
1654	01:34:07,556	01:34:09,892	Bro, that is a cool monkey.	Bro, that is a cool monkey.
1655	01:34:10,559	01:34:11,827	Isn't he handsome?	Isn't he handsome?
1656	01:34:14,797	01:34:17,333	- What's his name? - Tutu.	- What's his name? - Tutu.
1657	01:34:19,568	01:34:20,869	Tutu.	Tutu.
1658	01:34:22,204	01:34:23,172	Tutu.	Tutu.
1659	01:34:23,205	01:34:25,274	- Wow, that's a cool name. - Yeah.	- Wow, that's a cool name. - Yeah.
1660	01:34:25,307	01:34:29,111	I didn't know you could actually own a monkey.	I didn't know you could actually own a monkey.
1661	01:34:29,144	01:34:33,182	Well, you can't, legally, but who's gonna stop me?	Well, you can't, legally, but who's gonna stop me?
1662	01:34:33,215	01:34:35,050	I'm rich, bitch.	I'm rich, bitch.
1663	01:34:38,887	01:34:41,123	- Is he safe? - Yeah.	- Is he safe? - Yeah.
1664	01:34:41,156	01:34:44,059	Just, uh, don't give him any of your Jungle Fruit.	Just, uh, don't give him any of your Jungle Fruit.
1665	01:34:44,093	01:34:46,929	Makes him wanna eat faces.	Makes him wanna eat faces.
1666	01:34:50,332	01:34:55,037	Bro, your monkey is a sick dancer.	Bro, your monkey is a sick dancer.
1667	01:34:55,070	01:34:58,574	Your monkey's got moves, bro.	Your monkey's got moves, bro.
1668	01:34:58,608	01:35:01,877	Of course he does.	Of course he does.
1669	01:35:01,910	01:35:04,146	He's my fucking monkey.	He's my fucking monkey.
1670	01:35:06,348	01:35:08,484	Look at him. Yeah, I taught him that.	Look at him. Yeah, I taught him that.
1671	01:35:08,517	01:35:11,053	Say, you're a fun guy, Jame-O.	Say, you're a fun guy, Jame-O.
1672	01:35:11,086	01:35:13,856	Look, I really don't wanna have to hurt you.	Look, I really don't wanna have to hurt you.
1673	01:35:13,889	01:35:16,358	Please, tell me...	Please, tell me...
1674	01:35:16,392	01:35:20,262	how do we resolve our differences, hmm?	how do we resolve our differences, hmm?
1675	01:35:26,603	01:35:29,038	Files. Yep.	Files. Yep.
1676	01:35:29,071	01:35:30,939	Here is your flash drive.	Here is your flash drive.
1677	01:35:33,075	01:35:35,044	I really just came for my friends.	I really just came for my friends.
1678	01:35:35,077	01:35:37,346	Oh. Yeah, that's right.	Oh. Yeah, that's right.
1679	01:35:44,153	01:35:47,389	Oh, wow.	Oh, wow.
1680	01:35:47,423	01:35:50,593	You guys really got all the good shit, didn't you?	You guys really got all the good shit, didn't you?
1681	01:35:58,200	01:36:00,302	- Your monkey just ate all the drugs. - Huh?	- Your monkey just ate all the drugs. - Huh?
1682	01:36:02,471	01:36:03,839	No. No!	No. No!
1683	01:36:06,342	01:36:07,976	Bad Tutu!	Bad Tutu!
1684	01:36:08,010	01:36:09,646	Give me the Jungle Fruit.	Give me the Jungle Fruit.
1685	01:36:09,679	01:36:11,146	No, no, no.	No, no, no.
1686	01:36:16,686	01:36:17,886	Jame-O.	Jame-O.
1687	01:36:20,923	01:36:21,924	Hey!	Hey!
1688	01:36:23,359	01:36:26,962	How'd you get here? I can't get up.	How'd you get here? I can't get up.
1689	01:36:32,034	01:36:36,305	What the fuck! She'll be running amuck for the next three days.	What the fuck! She'll be running amuck for the next three days.
1690	01:36:36,338	01:36:39,975	Well, that is a bummer, bro.	Well, that is a bummer, bro.
1691	01:36:40,008	01:36:42,244	I'm, uh...	I'm, uh...
1692	01:36:43,412	01:36:45,080	I'm gonna go.	I'm gonna go.
1693	01:36:45,114	01:36:46,583	No, no, no.	No, no, no.
1694	01:36:46,616	01:36:50,285	The party's not over. You don't leave.	The party's not over. You don't leave.
1695	01:36:52,054	01:36:55,257	Sit your ass down.	Sit your ass down.
1696	01:36:55,290	01:36:56,593	Gotta get him out of there.	Gotta get him out of there.
1697	01:36:56,626	01:36:59,094	Yeah. I got this one.	Yeah. I got this one.
1698	01:37:08,537	01:37:10,072	Hold it, Giorgio.	Hold it, Giorgio.
1699	01:37:12,040	01:37:13,142	Miles.	Miles.
1700	01:37:14,576	01:37:16,445	Welcome to the party.	Welcome to the party.
1701	01:37:16,478	01:37:18,580	Sit down, psycho.	Sit down, psycho.
1702	01:37:18,615	01:37:21,550	Let us not resort to name calling.	Let us not resort to name calling.
1703	01:37:21,584	01:37:25,120	Miles, there's a fucking gun inside the loincloth thing!	Miles, there's a fucking gun inside the loincloth thing!
1704	01:37:25,154	01:37:27,122	Okay, so grab it off him.	Okay, so grab it off him.
1705	01:37:27,156	01:37:30,259	Yeah. Come and get it.	Yeah. Come and get it.
1706	01:37:32,394	01:37:34,029	I'm good.	I'm good.
1707	01:37:34,062	01:37:36,498	Jame-O, get the fucking gun.	Jame-O, get the fucking gun.
1708	01:37:36,532	01:37:38,000	Yes. Get it.	Yes. Get it.
1709	01:37:38,735	01:37:43,372	Jame-O, what does my fox say?	Jame-O, what does my fox say?
1710	01:37:46,241	01:37:51,246	♪ Ding, ding, ding Di-ding, d-ding, ding, ding ♪	♪ Ding, ding, ding Di-ding, d-ding, ding, ding ♪
1711	01:37:51,280	01:37:53,148	That's not it.	That's not it.
1712	01:37:53,182	01:37:55,317	Okay. All right.	Okay. All right.
1713	01:37:56,786	01:38:00,422	Is... Bro, it that... your real...	Is... Bro, it that... your real...
1714	01:38:00,456	01:38:02,057	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
1715	01:38:02,090	01:38:04,193	- That's all you? - Yeah.	- That's all you? - Yeah.
1716	01:38:04,226	01:38:06,161	Fucking good job, man.	Fucking good job, man.
1717	01:38:06,195	01:38:07,196	That's great.	That's great.
1718	01:38:08,430	01:38:10,633	Hold on, let me get...	Hold on, let me get...
1719	01:38:11,734	01:38:15,370	Oh, got it.	Oh, got it.
1720	01:38:16,405	01:38:19,341	Look at that. He's got my gun.	Look at that. He's got my gun.
1721	01:38:20,075	01:38:21,510	Bravo.	Bravo.
1722	01:38:21,543	01:38:22,712	Did you give him the files?	Did you give him the files?
1723	01:38:24,814	01:38:28,383	Jame-O. How fucking high are you right now?	Jame-O. How fucking high are you right now?
1724	01:38:29,485	01:38:31,320	Pretty, uh...	Pretty, uh...
1725	01:38:33,121	01:38:34,223	Pretty high.	Pretty high.
1726	01:38:34,556	01:38:36,058	Jesus.	Jesus.
1727	01:38:37,559	01:38:39,495	- Jame-O. The files! - Hmm?	- Jame-O. The files! - Hmm?
1728	01:38:39,528	01:38:41,798	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him the files.	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him the files.
1729	01:38:41,831	01:38:44,466	Okay. Giorgio, you have the files.	Okay. Giorgio, you have the files.
1730	01:38:44,500	01:38:47,202	We're leaving, and this is over. Okay?	We're leaving, and this is over. Okay?
1731	01:38:49,739	01:38:52,040	Oh, no, no, no.	Oh, no, no, no.
1732	01:38:52,074	01:38:53,810	The party is not over.	The party is not over.
1733	01:38:53,843	01:38:58,447	No one ever leaves my parties early.	No one ever leaves my parties early.
1734	01:39:01,316	01:39:03,552	Oh, girls!	Oh, girls!
1735	01:39:03,586	01:39:07,055	Bring her in here at once.	Bring her in here at once.
1736	01:39:12,261	01:39:17,700	Drop it! Drop the gun! Now!	Drop it! Drop the gun! Now!
1737	01:39:17,734	01:39:20,269	Listen to the lady.	Listen to the lady.
1738	01:39:20,302	01:39:22,571	♪ Welcome to the jungle ♪	♪ Welcome to the jungle ♪
1739	01:39:22,605	01:39:24,206	Drop it, now!	Drop it, now!
1740	01:39:28,410	01:39:30,279	Okay, Okay.	Okay, Okay.
1741	01:39:38,420	01:39:40,255	Come on. Come on!	Come on. Come on!
1742	01:39:40,289	01:39:42,224	- Let's go! - Jame-O, go, go, go!	- Let's go! - Jame-O, go, go, go!
1743	01:39:42,257	01:39:44,326	Tutu!	Tutu!
1744	01:39:49,799	01:39:51,166	Hey, Schmeltz.	Hey, Schmeltz.
1745	01:39:51,199	01:39:52,802	Fuck you.	Fuck you.
1746	01:40:07,617	01:40:08,651	Bingo!	Bingo!
1747	01:40:18,460	01:40:19,328	The gate!	The gate!
1748	01:40:29,338	01:40:31,239	Tutu! Tutu!	Tutu! Tutu!
1749	01:40:35,277	01:40:36,779	Where's daddy's little angel?	Where's daddy's little angel?
1750	01:40:38,313	01:40:39,448	Tutu!	Tutu!
1751	01:40:39,481	01:40:42,184	I'm sorry, Tutu. Just come home, Tutu, please.	I'm sorry, Tutu. Just come home, Tutu, please.
1752	01:40:42,217	01:40:44,787	Tutu, please! Don't do this to me, Tutu!	Tutu, please! Don't do this to me, Tutu!
1753	01:40:44,821	01:40:47,590	Lucy, no!	Lucy, no!
1754	01:40:51,661	01:40:52,829	You guys saved me!	You guys saved me!
1755	01:40:52,862	01:40:54,363	You came back for us, man.	You came back for us, man.
1756	01:40:54,396	01:40:55,564	'Course I did, bro!	'Course I did, bro!
1757	01:40:55,598	01:40:57,600	Sorry for what I said back there. It was out of line.	Sorry for what I said back there. It was out of line.
1758	01:40:57,634	01:40:59,234	No, man. You're right.	No, man. You're right.
1759	01:40:59,267	01:41:00,737	I do quit everything.	I do quit everything.
1760	01:41:00,770	01:41:04,641	And I need to grow up. So...	And I need to grow up. So...
1761	01:41:04,674	01:41:06,843	Yeah, well, thanks for not giving up on us, man.	Yeah, well, thanks for not giving up on us, man.
1762	01:41:06,876	01:41:08,645	You really, really pulled through.	You really, really pulled through.
1763	01:41:09,411	01:41:11,948	Giorgio was insane.	Giorgio was insane.
1764	01:41:11,981	01:41:13,850	At least that's all over with now, right?	At least that's all over with now, right?
1765	01:41:13,883	01:41:15,652	Not so fast.	Not so fast.
1766	01:41:15,685	01:41:17,820	I think I have an idea.	I think I have an idea.
1767	01:41:17,854	01:41:19,488	Oh, yeah?	Oh, yeah?
1768	01:41:19,521	01:41:22,925	That, and there's someone I want you guys to meet.	That, and there's someone I want you guys to meet.
1769	01:41:22,959	01:41:25,460	Do you have a girlfriend, Jame-O?	Do you have a girlfriend, Jame-O?
1770	01:41:25,494	01:41:27,730	- Uh, maybe. - I-I don't know.	- Uh, maybe. - I-I don't know.
1771	01:41:27,764	01:41:29,498	We don't label things, okay?	We don't label things, okay?
1772	01:41:29,531	01:41:31,433	Stop coming at me with a pointed tone.	Stop coming at me with a pointed tone.
1773	01:42:00,830	01:42:04,232	I'm here with Miles Jones, Jane Avant and Jameson Doheny,	I'm here with Miles Jones, Jane Avant and Jameson Doheny,
1774	01:42:04,266	01:42:05,802	the whistleblowers who...	the whistleblowers who...
1775	01:42:05,835	01:42:08,738	exposed the nefarious data dealings of Teleplex	exposed the nefarious data dealings of Teleplex
1776	01:42:08,771	01:42:11,607	and its eccentric CEO, Liev Giorgio.	and its eccentric CEO, Liev Giorgio.
1777	01:42:11,641	01:42:12,675	Hello, gang.	Hello, gang.
1778	01:42:12,709	01:42:15,912	'Sup, LA! What's up, dudes?	'Sup, LA! What's up, dudes?
1779	01:42:15,945	01:42:17,113	Welcome.	Welcome.
1780	01:42:17,146	01:42:20,248	At this point, it seems as though everyone in America	At this point, it seems as though everyone in America
1781	01:42:20,282	01:42:22,852	has read the book you three co-wrote, Take me to Tarzana,	has read the book you three co-wrote, Take me to Tarzana,
1782	01:42:22,885	01:42:25,755	how three millennials took down Teleplex.	how three millennials took down Teleplex.
1783	01:42:25,788	01:42:26,956	It's quite a timely story	It's quite a timely story
1784	01:42:26,989	01:42:30,258	about the dangers of living in our current digital age.	about the dangers of living in our current digital age.
1785	01:42:30,292	01:42:31,694	In fact, some people have gone so far	In fact, some people have gone so far
1786	01:42:31,728	01:42:34,362	as to compare this book and its cultural significance	as to compare this book and its cultural significance
1787	01:42:34,396	01:42:37,834	to that of Upton Sinclair's, The Jungle.	to that of Upton Sinclair's, The Jungle.
1788	01:42:37,867	01:42:39,501	What do you say about that?	What do you say about that?
1789	01:43:51,974	01:43:55,711	Jesus Christ! You're incredible.	Jesus Christ! You're incredible.
1790	01:43:55,745	01:43:59,115	You're incredible. Holy shit!	You're incredible. Holy shit!
1791	01:43:59,148	01:44:01,050	I love your hair.	I love your hair.
1792	01:44:01,083	01:44:03,853	Thanks. It's my power source.	Thanks. It's my power source.
1793	01:44:07,757	01:44:11,694	Maybe we should just try to start over somewhere else.	Maybe we should just try to start over somewhere else.
1794	01:44:11,727	01:44:14,396	Oh, between the pussy grab...	Oh, between the pussy grab...
1795	01:44:17,099	01:44:19,534	Por favor, Miles. Don't act like my son.	Por favor, Miles. Don't act like my son.
1796	01:44:19,568	01:44:22,504	Would you, please? Because you're gonna end up like this stupid...	Would you, please? Because you're gonna end up like this stupid...
1797	01:44:22,537	01:44:24,006	Shot. Fuck. Forget it.	Shot. Fuck. Forget it.
1798	01:44:25,775	01:44:30,012	Whoa! Yeah! Wow!	Whoa! Yeah! Wow!
1799	01:44:30,046	01:44:32,682	Wow! Wait. Who's the dude over there?	Wow! Wait. Who's the dude over there?
1800	01:44:33,749	01:44:34,884	It's not this one.	It's not this one.
1801	01:44:36,018	01:44:37,519	Don't laugh.	Don't laugh.
1802	01:44:37,552	01:44:38,855	It's this one.	It's this one.
1803	01:44:43,659	01:44:47,997	Guys, I farted, so when they get in, it smells.	Guys, I farted, so when they get in, it smells.
1804	01:44:48,030	01:44:49,397	Thanks.	Thanks.
1805	01:44:49,431	01:44:52,068	I used to know you. You fucking surf?	I used to know you. You fucking surf?
1806	01:44:52,101	01:44:53,069	No, man.	No, man.
1807	01:44:53,102	01:44:56,706	- No. No, I'm sorry. - Bro, he fucking surfs.	- No. No, I'm sorry. - Bro, he fucking surfs.
1808	01:44:56,739	01:44:59,374	In HR, I didn't say "scrotum."	In HR, I didn't say "scrotum."
1809	01:45:06,481	01:45:07,583	Spit in my mouth.	Spit in my mouth.
1810	01:45:13,189	01:45:15,091	I love you!	I love you!
1811	01:45:16,991	01:45:21,991	Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver	Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver