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1 00:00:00,001 00:00:02,914 [ROCK MUSIC] [ROCK MUSIC]
2 00:00:02,939 00:00:05,781 ♪♪ ♪♪
3 00:00:06,000 00:00:07,382 Driver is a young male. Driver is a young male.
4 00:00:07,407 00:00:10,252 Appears to be having a seizure. Ambulance requested. Appears to be having a seizure. Ambulance requested.
5 00:00:10,277 00:00:12,858 Yeah, these beats make me wanna rage! Yeah, these beats make me wanna rage!
6 00:00:12,883 00:00:14,980 Grab me another vodka soda, bee-yatch! Grab me another vodka soda, bee-yatch!
7 00:00:15,005 00:00:16,403 Don't see that every day, huh? Don't see that every day, huh?
8 00:00:17,284 00:00:19,102 Does that make you jelly, dawg? Does that make you jelly, dawg?
9 00:00:19,127 00:00:21,131 - Is this a concussion thing? - Sir, can your hear me? - Is this a concussion thing? - Sir, can your hear me?
10 00:00:21,155 00:00:22,844 Ooh, ooh! Bloop-bloop. Ooh, ooh! Bloop-bloop.
11 00:00:22,869 00:00:24,125 Phew, pew-pew! [BLOWS RASPBERRIES] Phew, pew-pew! [BLOWS RASPBERRIES]
12 00:00:24,149 00:00:25,943 You gotta admit he's got some great moves. You gotta admit he's got some great moves.
13 00:00:25,968 00:00:29,017 He looks like he's on a new synthetic club drug called Blast. He looks like he's on a new synthetic club drug called Blast.
14 00:00:29,042 00:00:31,648 The user hallucinates a complete nightclub setting. The user hallucinates a complete nightclub setting.
15 00:00:31,673 00:00:32,840 Lights, sound, everything. Lights, sound, everything.
16 00:00:32,865 00:00:33,872 Yeah! Yeah!
17 00:00:33,897 00:00:35,718 It's your boy Mr. Toasty! It's your boy Mr. Toasty!
18 00:00:35,743 00:00:37,277 I'm putting this on the Gram! I'm putting this on the Gram!
19 00:00:37,302 00:00:38,480 I've heard of this stuff. I've heard of this stuff.
20 00:00:38,505 00:00:40,800 It's like 75 bucks per dose. Kind of pricey. It's like 75 bucks per dose. Kind of pricey.
21 00:00:40,825 00:00:42,192 I mean, yes and no. I mean, yes and no.
22 00:00:42,216 00:00:44,394 Once you factor in cover charge, bottle service. Once you factor in cover charge, bottle service.
23 00:00:44,418 00:00:45,728 Plus the cost of an Uber. Plus the cost of an Uber.
24 00:00:45,753 00:00:46,997 - It adds up. - What are we gonna do? - It adds up. - What are we gonna do?
25 00:00:47,021 00:00:48,599 Maybe we have to wait until the song ends? Maybe we have to wait until the song ends?
26 00:00:48,623 00:00:50,509 All right, I say we go in slowly All right, I say we go in slowly
27 00:00:50,534 00:00:51,801 and pull him out gently. and pull him out gently.
28 00:00:51,826 00:00:53,028 - Okay. - Come on, man. - Okay. - Come on, man.
29 00:00:53,053 00:00:54,053 Come with us. Come with us.
30 00:00:54,078 00:00:57,123 [DANCE MUSIC] [DANCE MUSIC]
31 00:00:57,148 00:01:01,148 ♪♪ ♪♪
32 00:01:02,198 00:01:04,109 Whoo! Whoo!
33 00:01:04,134 00:01:09,887 ♪♪ ♪♪
34 00:01:10,166 00:01:11,261 - Oh! - Stop. - Oh! - Stop.
35 00:01:11,286 00:01:12,689 - Whoa! - All right, dude! - Whoa! - All right, dude!
36 00:01:12,714 00:01:14,224 Hey! St... calm down! Hey! St... calm down!
37 00:01:14,248 00:01:15,704 Lucy, you must have some moves to get a guy Lucy, you must have some moves to get a guy
38 00:01:15,728 00:01:16,729 to leave the club with you. to leave the club with you.
39 00:01:16,753 00:01:18,373 Excuse me, Ike. Excuse me, Ike.
40 00:01:19,116 00:01:21,470 Hey, buddy, has anyone ever told you Hey, buddy, has anyone ever told you
41 00:01:21,495 00:01:23,464 you look like a young Tony Stark? you look like a young Tony Stark?
42 00:01:23,499 00:01:25,835 - [GRUNTS] - BOTH: Oh! - [GRUNTS] - BOTH: Oh!
43 00:01:25,860 00:01:26,860 [COUGHS] [COUGHS]
44 00:01:27,140 00:01:28,838 BOTH: Oh! Oh! Oh! BOTH: Oh! Oh! Oh!
45 00:01:28,863 00:01:30,930 - [HORN HONKS] - Whoo! - [HORN HONKS] - Whoo!
46 00:01:30,955 00:01:33,078 I wonder what happens on a second date. I wonder what happens on a second date.
47 00:01:33,668 00:01:34,978 Are you okay? Are you okay?
48 00:01:35,003 00:01:37,924 [FOREIGNER'S "HOT BLOODED"] [FOREIGNER'S "HOT BLOODED"]
49 00:01:37,949 00:01:41,949 ♪♪ ♪♪
50 00:01:42,421 00:01:45,306 ♪ Well, I'm hot blooded ♪ ♪ Well, I'm hot blooded ♪
51 00:01:45,331 00:01:47,857 ♪ Check it and see ♪ ♪ Check it and see ♪
52 00:01:47,882 00:01:51,795 ♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪ ♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪
53 00:01:51,820 00:01:54,167 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com
54 00:01:55,089 00:01:57,805 [MELLOW MUSIC] [MELLOW MUSIC]
55 00:01:57,830 00:02:00,337 - Oh! - There she is! - Oh! - There she is!
56 00:02:00,362 00:02:02,672 Lucy McConky, Judo Probie! Lucy McConky, Judo Probie!
57 00:02:02,697 00:02:04,198 Wow. That's quite a neck-shiner. Wow. That's quite a neck-shiner.
58 00:02:04,223 00:02:05,289 You know what? Rub some dirt in it. You know what? Rub some dirt in it.
59 00:02:05,313 00:02:07,344 - You'll be fine. - Does that hurt at all, Luce? - You'll be fine. - Does that hurt at all, Luce?
60 00:02:07,369 00:02:08,813 [DEEP VOICE] Only when I breathe or swallow. [DEEP VOICE] Only when I breathe or swallow.
61 00:02:08,837 00:02:11,280 - ALL: Whoa! - What's that all about? - ALL: Whoa! - What's that all about?
62 00:02:11,305 00:02:13,217 When the zonked-out driver whacked me in the throat, When the zonked-out driver whacked me in the throat,
63 00:02:13,241 00:02:14,489 he contused my larynx. he contused my larynx.
64 00:02:14,514 00:02:16,286 The doctor said I should be better in a week or two. The doctor said I should be better in a week or two.
65 00:02:16,310 00:02:18,022 You're gonna sound like that for two weeks? You're gonna sound like that for two weeks?
66 00:02:18,046 00:02:19,352 Yeah, give or take a couple of days, Yeah, give or take a couple of days,
67 00:02:19,376 00:02:21,838 but he said it's gonna get worse before it gets better. but he said it's gonna get worse before it gets better.
68 00:02:21,863 00:02:23,493 I can't wait for it to get worse. I can't wait for it to get worse.
69 00:02:23,518 00:02:25,365 It's a little disturbing. It's a little disturbing.
70 00:02:25,390 00:02:27,749 Are you crazy, Chief? This is entertaining as hell. Are you crazy, Chief? This is entertaining as hell.
71 00:02:27,774 00:02:29,300 Hey, do the movie trailer voice for him. Hey, do the movie trailer voice for him.
72 00:02:29,324 00:02:30,657 Ooh! Ooh!
73 00:02:31,117 00:02:33,557 In a world full of fear, In a world full of fear,
74 00:02:33,582 00:02:36,305 where right is wrong and up is down, where right is wrong and up is down,
75 00:02:36,330 00:02:39,732 one man has the courage to take on the system. one man has the courage to take on the system.
76 00:02:39,757 00:02:41,644 - Oh! - Whoa! - Oh! - Whoa!
77 00:02:41,669 00:02:43,403 - Oh, no way! - Oh! - Oh, no way! - Oh!
78 00:02:43,428 00:02:46,164 Do, uh, "Autobots, transform and roll out!" Do, uh, "Autobots, transform and roll out!"
79 00:02:46,189 00:02:48,652 Autobots, transform and roll out! Autobots, transform and roll out!
80 00:02:48,676 00:02:51,254 Oh! Optimus Prime is here! Oh! Optimus Prime is here!
81 00:02:51,279 00:02:53,409 Beef. It's what's for dinner. Beef. It's what's for dinner.
82 00:02:53,434 00:02:55,615 Beef. It's what's for dinner. Beef. It's what's for dinner.
83 00:02:55,640 00:02:58,261 - [LAUGHS] - Yes! - [LAUGHS] - Yes!
84 00:02:58,286 00:02:59,730 Okay, come on. Let's go, everybody. Okay, come on. Let's go, everybody.
85 00:02:59,754 00:03:01,674 Back to work. Come on. Let's go. Back to work. Come on. Let's go.
86 00:03:02,148 00:03:03,317 Oh, there he is. Oh, there he is.
87 00:03:03,342 00:03:04,987 Oh, Ka'ponko. There you are! Oh, Ka'ponko. There you are!
88 00:03:05,012 00:03:08,204 - Are you all right? - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Are you all right? - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
89 00:03:08,229 00:03:10,273 Hey, hey, hey. Yes, yes. Hey, hey, hey. Yes, yes.
90 00:03:10,298 00:03:11,405 I'm fine. Why? I'm fine. Why?
91 00:03:11,430 00:03:12,876 We heard there was a big scuffle We heard there was a big scuffle
92 00:03:12,901 00:03:14,500 after that car crash this morning. after that car crash this morning.
93 00:03:14,525 00:03:15,969 Uh, how did you hear about that? Uh, how did you hear about that?
94 00:03:15,994 00:03:17,611 Well, your sister and I saw it on the internet. Well, your sister and I saw it on the internet.
95 00:03:17,635 00:03:19,342 It's all over that Nextdoor neighborhood app. It's all over that Nextdoor neighborhood app.
96 00:03:19,366 00:03:20,496 They said that the firefighters They said that the firefighters
97 00:03:20,520 00:03:23,086 were being attacked by somebody on synthetic party drugs. were being attacked by somebody on synthetic party drugs.
98 00:03:23,111 00:03:24,954 I heard the guy lifted up a car! I heard the guy lifted up a car!
99 00:03:24,979 00:03:27,606 You guys have to get off that Nextdoor app, okay? You guys have to get off that Nextdoor app, okay?
100 00:03:27,631 00:03:30,331 No, you need to leave the firefighting business. No, you need to leave the firefighting business.
101 00:03:30,356 00:03:31,755 It's too dangerous. It's too dangerous.
102 00:03:31,780 00:03:33,697 One of these days, you're gonna get yourself killed. One of these days, you're gonna get yourself killed.
103 00:03:33,721 00:03:34,832 Okay, well, why don't you Okay, well, why don't you
104 00:03:34,856 00:03:36,423 stick to your day job, Kailani? stick to your day job, Kailani?
105 00:03:36,448 00:03:37,942 Because I've already got a mother. Because I've already got a mother.
106 00:03:37,967 00:03:39,679 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
107 00:03:39,704 00:03:41,905 - Oh, I made it light. - Very funny. - Oh, I made it light. - Very funny.
108 00:03:41,930 00:03:44,241 Now, are you going to come to the salon tonight? Now, are you going to come to the salon tonight?
109 00:03:44,266 00:03:45,642 Yes, of course. I'll see you tonight. Yes, of course. I'll see you tonight.
110 00:03:45,666 00:03:47,412 - Okay, we'll see you tonight. - Okay. Okay. - Okay, we'll see you tonight. - Okay. Okay.
111 00:03:47,437 00:03:48,845 Okay, Mom! Okay, Mom!
112 00:03:48,870 00:03:50,780 - Hey. - Whoa. - Hey. - Whoa.
113 00:03:50,805 00:03:52,405 Please be careful out there. Please be careful out there.
114 00:03:52,540 00:03:55,100 Okay. Stop worrying. Okay. Stop worrying.
115 00:03:55,125 00:03:56,310 Okay. Okay.
116 00:03:56,335 00:03:58,623 What's the matter with you, fart-face, Mom? What's the matter with you, fart-face, Mom?
117 00:03:58,925 00:04:01,324 - I'll see you guys tonight. - Be careful. - I'll see you guys tonight. - Be careful.
118 00:04:01,349 00:04:02,548 ♪♪ ♪♪
119 00:04:02,573 00:04:04,716 Eddie! Come here. Eddie! Come here.
120 00:04:04,741 00:04:06,280 Chiefy, what's up? Chiefy, what's up?
121 00:04:06,305 00:04:08,926 Did you order that tetherball pole like I asked? Did you order that tetherball pole like I asked?
122 00:04:08,957 00:04:10,734 See, I can't tell if you're serious about that or not. See, I can't tell if you're serious about that or not.
123 00:04:10,758 00:04:12,002 - Tetherball? - Yeah. - Tetherball? - Yeah.
124 00:04:12,026 00:04:13,625 I love tetherball. It's great for morale. I love tetherball. It's great for morale.
125 00:04:13,649 00:04:15,806 It's great for cardio. It's consistently rated one of It's great for cardio. It's consistently rated one of
126 00:04:15,830 00:04:17,408 the most wholesome activities in the United States. the most wholesome activities in the United States.
127 00:04:17,432 00:04:19,239 - You play tetherball? - I love tetherball. - You play tetherball? - I love tetherball.
128 00:04:19,264 00:04:20,694 - I'm gonna order it... - Okay. - I'm gonna order it... - Okay.
129 00:04:20,719 00:04:22,612 And pay with station money at this moment And pay with station money at this moment
130 00:04:22,637 00:04:24,547 if you officially authorize it. if you officially authorize it.
131 00:04:24,681 00:04:25,809 Authorized. Authorized.
132 00:04:25,834 00:04:28,351 Now, because Lucy required medical attention, Now, because Lucy required medical attention,
133 00:04:28,376 00:04:30,079 I have to file traumatic event paperwork. I have to file traumatic event paperwork.
134 00:04:30,104 00:04:31,794 Oh, I find all paperwork traumatic. Oh, I find all paperwork traumatic.
135 00:04:31,819 00:04:33,823 [LAUGHS] I'll be here all week. [LAUGHS] I'll be here all week.
136 00:04:33,848 00:04:35,869 But seriously, folks, But seriously, folks,
137 00:04:35,894 00:04:37,805 we have to have a critical incident stress debriefing. we have to have a critical incident stress debriefing.
138 00:04:37,829 00:04:39,028 Who's gonna lead that? Who's gonna lead that?
139 00:04:39,053 00:04:41,565 The designated peer counselor, me. The designated peer counselor, me.
140 00:04:41,589 00:04:44,434 I find it amazing that you are the station peer counselor. I find it amazing that you are the station peer counselor.
141 00:04:44,458 00:04:46,637 I find it amazing that I have to remind you I find it amazing that I have to remind you
142 00:04:46,661 00:04:48,519 that I am woke AF. that I am woke AF.
143 00:04:48,544 00:04:49,551 I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.
144 00:04:49,575 00:04:51,776 It means I am very in touch with my feelings, It means I am very in touch with my feelings,
145 00:04:51,800 00:04:54,350 and I'm gonna help everyone else get there too. and I'm gonna help everyone else get there too.
146 00:04:54,478 00:04:56,245 Okay, I guess we've come a long way Okay, I guess we've come a long way
147 00:04:56,270 00:04:57,737 from the suck-it-up machismo days. from the suck-it-up machismo days.
148 00:04:57,762 00:04:59,073 - Yeah. - You know what? - Yeah. - You know what?
149 00:04:59,098 00:05:00,461 Don't spend too much time on this Lucy thing. Don't spend too much time on this Lucy thing.
150 00:05:00,485 00:05:01,674 It's not that big of a deal. It's not that big of a deal.
151 00:05:01,699 00:05:03,632 I'm gonna take as much time as needed, okay? I'm gonna take as much time as needed, okay?
152 00:05:03,657 00:05:05,255 It's important for us to talk about this stuff. It's important for us to talk about this stuff.
153 00:05:05,279 00:05:06,746 Okay. You're right. You're right. Okay. You're right. You're right.
154 00:05:06,771 00:05:08,458 Don't forget about that tetherball pole! Don't forget about that tetherball pole!
155 00:05:08,927 00:05:11,260 Yes, I'd like to make an appointment for a pap smear Yes, I'd like to make an appointment for a pap smear
156 00:05:11,285 00:05:12,662 and a mammogram. and a mammogram.
157 00:05:12,687 00:05:15,789 It's for me. Lucy McConky. It's for me. Lucy McConky.
158 00:05:17,103 00:05:19,602 No. I'm Lucy McConky. No. I'm Lucy McConky.
159 00:05:19,627 00:05:21,536 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
160 00:05:21,561 00:05:23,872 "I'm Lucifer McConky." [LAUGHTER] "I'm Lucifer McConky." [LAUGHTER]
161 00:05:23,897 00:05:24,935 Heads up, everybody. Heads up, everybody.
162 00:05:24,960 00:05:26,500 Because of this morning's accident, Because of this morning's accident,
163 00:05:26,525 00:05:28,878 we have to have a critical incident stress debriefing. we have to have a critical incident stress debriefing.
164 00:05:28,903 00:05:31,248 So we need to talk to a peer counselor. So we need to talk to a peer counselor.
165 00:05:31,273 00:05:32,483 It's now S.O.P. It's now S.O.P.
166 00:05:32,507 00:05:34,594 Aw, is it really necessary for this one, though, Chief? Aw, is it really necessary for this one, though, Chief?
167 00:05:34,618 00:05:36,962 Yeah, I'm the one who got hurt, and I think it's hilarious. Yeah, I'm the one who got hurt, and I think it's hilarious.
168 00:05:36,987 00:05:38,663 Then all you need to do is talk to the counselor. Then all you need to do is talk to the counselor.
169 00:05:38,687 00:05:40,090 Well, who's the peer counselor? Well, who's the peer counselor?
170 00:05:40,114 00:05:42,238 Some touchy-feely dude in a cardigan sweater. Some touchy-feely dude in a cardigan sweater.
171 00:05:42,263 00:05:43,701 - Guaranteed. - [CHUCKLES] - Guaranteed. - [CHUCKLES]
172 00:05:43,726 00:05:45,344 "I'm Dr. Benjamin Nesmith, "I'm Dr. Benjamin Nesmith,
173 00:05:45,369 00:05:48,157 and I'm here to get you in touch with your emotions." and I'm here to get you in touch with your emotions."
174 00:05:48,758 00:05:51,300 My name is Dr. Leslie Tenderheart, My name is Dr. Leslie Tenderheart,
175 00:05:51,325 00:05:53,211 and we gonna use these two here dolls and we gonna use these two here dolls
176 00:05:53,236 00:05:54,990 to act out our emotions, okay? to act out our emotions, okay?
177 00:05:55,015 00:05:56,682 I'm the peer counselor. I'm the peer counselor.
178 00:05:56,707 00:05:58,041 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
179 00:05:58,066 00:05:59,465 That would be amazing. That would be amazing.
180 00:05:59,490 00:06:01,703 I don't think you get what the riff is, Cap. I don't think you get what the riff is, Cap.
181 00:06:01,736 00:06:03,904 You're supposed to come up with, like, a wimpy name You're supposed to come up with, like, a wimpy name
182 00:06:03,929 00:06:05,206 and a... and a voice. and a... and a voice.
183 00:06:05,231 00:06:07,480 - You're missing the riff. - I am missing the riff, aren't I? - You're missing the riff. - I am missing the riff, aren't I?
184 00:06:07,504 00:06:08,679 I got the riff. I got the riff.
185 00:06:08,704 00:06:10,987 But I'm the certified peer counselor for this station. But I'm the certified peer counselor for this station.
186 00:06:11,012 00:06:12,730 I am gonna lead the sessions. I am gonna lead the sessions.
187 00:06:12,755 00:06:14,933 I mean, there's no way I can take Captain seriously I mean, there's no way I can take Captain seriously
188 00:06:14,958 00:06:16,225 as a therapist. as a therapist.
189 00:06:16,250 00:06:17,649 How does this make you feel? How does this make you feel?
190 00:06:17,674 00:06:20,802 How does this make you feel? Ayy! How does this make you feel? Ayy!
191 00:06:20,827 00:06:21,865 Here's your choice. Here's your choice.
192 00:06:21,890 00:06:22,891 You can wrap hoses all day You can wrap hoses all day
193 00:06:22,915 00:06:24,719 or you can drink coffee and chat with me. or you can drink coffee and chat with me.
194 00:06:24,744 00:06:27,336 I guess it's Eddie Penisi, Peer Counselor! I guess it's Eddie Penisi, Peer Counselor!
195 00:06:27,361 00:06:29,250 Tuesdays at 9:00 on the Discovery Channel. Tuesdays at 9:00 on the Discovery Channel.
196 00:06:29,275 00:06:32,341 - Ooh, yes. - That voice is so good! - Ooh, yes. - That voice is so good!
197 00:06:35,468 00:06:37,147 So how do you guys feel about So how do you guys feel about
198 00:06:37,171 00:06:38,907 what happened this morning? what happened this morning?
199 00:06:40,552 00:06:42,819 No? Okay, I'll make it easier. No? Okay, I'll make it easier.
200 00:06:42,844 00:06:44,317 Just one word. Just one word.
201 00:06:44,342 00:06:47,521 One word to describe how you felt when Lucy got belted. One word to describe how you felt when Lucy got belted.
202 00:06:47,546 00:06:49,553 - Hungry. - Gassy. - Hungry. - Gassy.
203 00:06:49,578 00:06:51,244 - Badass. - Itchy. - Badass. - Itchy.
204 00:06:51,269 00:06:52,843 All right. Come on, guys. Let's go. Come on. All right. Come on, guys. Let's go. Come on.
205 00:06:52,867 00:06:54,336 No, no. That's okay, Chief. No, no. That's okay, Chief.
206 00:06:54,361 00:06:56,458 I used to be like this too. It's part of the process. I used to be like this too. It's part of the process.
207 00:06:56,483 00:06:58,017 Let's just ease into it. Let's just ease into it.
208 00:06:58,145 00:07:00,369 We can talk about whatever's on your minds. We can talk about whatever's on your minds.
209 00:07:00,394 00:07:02,595 Jeez, I mean, I... I guess can jump in Jeez, I mean, I... I guess can jump in
210 00:07:02,620 00:07:06,289 and say, uh, my parents never bought me and say, uh, my parents never bought me
211 00:07:06,314 00:07:07,524 a ten-speed bicycle. a ten-speed bicycle.
212 00:07:07,549 00:07:09,868 - Oh! - Oh, what a life, Ike! - Oh! - Oh, what a life, Ike!
213 00:07:09,893 00:07:12,181 - Oh, my God! - Oh, that's sad. - Oh, my God! - Oh, that's sad.
214 00:07:12,206 00:07:14,006 I guess I'll also go then. I mean... I guess I'll also go then. I mean...
215 00:07:14,031 00:07:16,920 I can't eat dessert unless I finish my dinner. I can't eat dessert unless I finish my dinner.
216 00:07:16,945 00:07:18,388 - No! - [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] - No! - [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
217 00:07:18,412 00:07:19,990 That's getting deep right there! That's getting deep right there!
218 00:07:20,014 00:07:21,579 All right, I got something. All right, I got something.
219 00:07:21,604 00:07:22,884 I've never seen "Breaking Bad," I've never seen "Breaking Bad,"
220 00:07:22,909 00:07:24,510 and I'm afraid that if I watch it now, and I'm afraid that if I watch it now,
221 00:07:24,535 00:07:26,146 it's gonna feel overhyped. it's gonna feel overhyped.
222 00:07:27,689 00:07:29,929 - BOTH: Are you kidding me? - Are you kidding me right now? - BOTH: Are you kidding me? - Are you kidding me right now?
223 00:07:29,953 00:07:31,802 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
224 00:07:31,826 00:07:33,537 It is literally the greatest show It is literally the greatest show
225 00:07:33,561 00:07:35,004 in the history of television. in the history of television.
226 00:07:35,029 00:07:37,007 You mean as far as modern television, right? You mean as far as modern television, right?
227 00:07:37,031 00:07:38,409 Don't start with the "Punky Brewster" stuff. Don't start with the "Punky Brewster" stuff.
228 00:07:38,433 00:07:40,944 - It still holds up, man! - Andy, "Punky Brewster" - It still holds up, man! - Andy, "Punky Brewster"
229 00:07:40,969 00:07:42,146 is not better than "Breaking Bad." is not better than "Breaking Bad."
230 00:07:42,170 00:07:43,369 Okay, agree to disagree. Okay, agree to disagree.
231 00:07:43,394 00:07:44,948 Lucy, have you seen "Punky Brewster"? Lucy, have you seen "Punky Brewster"?
232 00:07:44,973 00:07:46,296 - No. - You've never seen - No. - You've never seen
233 00:07:46,321 00:07:48,539 - "Punky Brewster"? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - "Punky Brewster"? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
234 00:07:48,564 00:07:50,964 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
235 00:07:50,989 00:07:52,922 ♪♪ ♪♪
236 00:07:52,947 00:07:54,709 Mmm! Wow, Mom! Mmm! Wow, Mom!
237 00:07:54,734 00:07:56,311 This buffalo poi is amazing. This buffalo poi is amazing.
238 00:07:56,336 00:07:57,914 You've gotta start selling this stuff. You've gotta start selling this stuff.
239 00:07:57,939 00:07:59,389 No way, Jose! No way, Jose!
240 00:07:59,414 00:08:00,723 - [RIP] - Oh! - [RIP] - Oh!
241 00:08:00,748 00:08:02,832 That's a secret family recipe. That's a secret family recipe.
242 00:08:02,857 00:08:04,933 So you're gonna find a safer job? So you're gonna find a safer job?
243 00:08:04,958 00:08:06,921 [SCOFFS] What are you talking about, Kailani? [SCOFFS] What are you talking about, Kailani?
244 00:08:06,946 00:08:08,772 I'm not gonna stop being a firefighter. I'm not gonna stop being a firefighter.
245 00:08:08,797 00:08:10,574 Well, if you think we were gonna wax your butt Well, if you think we were gonna wax your butt
246 00:08:10,598 00:08:12,722 for your open-casket funeral, then you're mistaken! for your open-casket funeral, then you're mistaken!
247 00:08:12,747 00:08:13,747 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
248 00:08:13,772 00:08:15,605 What's going on with you, Kailani? What's going on with you, Kailani?
249 00:08:15,630 00:08:17,809 And why would you think that people would see my naked butt And why would you think that people would see my naked butt
250 00:08:17,833 00:08:20,517 in an open-casket funeral? [CHUCKLES] in an open-casket funeral? [CHUCKLES]
251 00:08:20,542 00:08:22,957 There's something that you need to know, Ka'ponko. There's something that you need to know, Ka'ponko.
252 00:08:22,982 00:08:24,165 Uh, this morning when we thought Uh, this morning when we thought
253 00:08:24,189 00:08:25,522 something happened to you, something happened to you,
254 00:08:25,547 00:08:28,256 we realized that it would be a tragedy we realized that it would be a tragedy
255 00:08:28,282 00:08:30,475 if... if you died without knowing the truth. if... if you died without knowing the truth.
256 00:08:30,500 00:08:32,244 Wait. What truth? Wait. What truth?
257 00:08:32,487 00:08:33,797 Uh... Uh...
258 00:08:33,822 00:08:35,939 I am not your mother. I am not your mother.
259 00:08:36,238 00:08:38,104 Kailani is. Kailani is.
260 00:08:38,872 00:08:40,626 [SCOFFS] Okay, what is this? [SCOFFS] Okay, what is this?
261 00:08:40,651 00:08:42,445 "Star Wars"? "I am not your mother." "Star Wars"? "I am not your mother."
262 00:08:42,470 00:08:44,474 I had you when I was just 16 years old. I had you when I was just 16 years old.
263 00:08:44,499 00:08:47,500 So we decided it would be best if we raised you So we decided it would be best if we raised you
264 00:08:47,525 00:08:49,525 thinking she was your mother and I was your sister. thinking she was your mother and I was your sister.
265 00:08:52,422 00:08:54,083 Are you serious? Are you serious?
266 00:08:54,307 00:08:56,219 And the man that you know as Cousin Bill And the man that you know as Cousin Bill
267 00:08:56,244 00:08:57,891 is actually your father. is actually your father.
268 00:08:57,916 00:08:59,614 That's why he gives you a five dollar bill That's why he gives you a five dollar bill
269 00:08:59,639 00:09:00,691 in your birthday card every year. in your birthday card every year.
270 00:09:00,715 00:09:03,119 Why did you wait to tell me after the accident? Why did you wait to tell me after the accident?
271 00:09:03,144 00:09:04,929 Well, it was a family secret! Well, it was a family secret!
272 00:09:04,954 00:09:06,896 No, no. Buffalo poi is a family secret. No, no. Buffalo poi is a family secret.
273 00:09:06,921 00:09:08,298 This is something bigger than that. This is something bigger than that.
274 00:09:08,322 00:09:09,967 You just have to get over it, all right? You just have to get over it, all right?
275 00:09:09,991 00:09:11,620 The sooner we stop talking about this, The sooner we stop talking about this,
276 00:09:11,645 00:09:12,978 the sooner we can move on. the sooner we can move on.
277 00:09:13,003 00:09:14,781 We just started talking about this! We just started talking about this!
278 00:09:14,806 00:09:16,583 That's just the way it is. That's just the way it is.
279 00:09:16,608 00:09:18,373 Do not touch me! Do not touch me!
280 00:09:18,867 00:09:21,383 Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow!
281 00:09:21,408 00:09:23,208 [RIP] [RIP]
282 00:09:23,445 00:09:25,582 My asshole... My asshole...
283 00:09:32,998 00:09:35,224 [ROCK MUSIC] [ROCK MUSIC]
284 00:09:35,249 00:09:36,249 All right, everybody, All right, everybody,
285 00:09:36,274 00:09:38,201 let's take this session very seriously let's take this session very seriously
286 00:09:38,226 00:09:40,937 and not say things we think Eddie wants to hear and not say things we think Eddie wants to hear
287 00:09:40,962 00:09:43,430 because we want to get it over with. because we want to get it over with.
288 00:09:43,658 00:09:45,125 Huh? Huh?
289 00:09:45,150 00:09:46,963 Counselor Penisi, take it away. Counselor Penisi, take it away.
290 00:09:46,988 00:09:49,189 Great intro, Chief. Thank you very much. Great intro, Chief. Thank you very much.
291 00:09:49,214 00:09:50,792 Lucy's accident reminded me Lucy's accident reminded me
292 00:09:50,817 00:09:52,661 that firefighters are vulnerable. that firefighters are vulnerable.
293 00:09:52,686 00:09:54,553 Anybody else feel that way? Anybody else feel that way?
294 00:09:55,013 00:09:56,314 Look, I know we're all a bunch Look, I know we're all a bunch
295 00:09:56,338 00:09:58,032 of tough sons-of-bitches here. of tough sons-of-bitches here.
296 00:09:58,057 00:10:00,450 We help people, so we don't need help. We help people, so we don't need help.
297 00:10:00,475 00:10:02,212 We shouldn't have insecurities. We shouldn't have insecurities.
298 00:10:02,237 00:10:04,454 So let me tell you about my insecurity. So let me tell you about my insecurity.
299 00:10:04,479 00:10:05,930 All right, you may not know this, All right, you may not know this,
300 00:10:05,955 00:10:07,812 but I have always been neurotic but I have always been neurotic
301 00:10:07,837 00:10:09,775 about being on the shorter side about being on the shorter side
302 00:10:09,800 00:10:11,060 by firefighter standards. by firefighter standards.
303 00:10:11,085 00:10:12,463 - Hey. - Oh, come on. - Hey. - Oh, come on.
304 00:10:12,487 00:10:13,846 - You should play basketball. - Yeah, right. - You should play basketball. - Yeah, right.
305 00:10:13,870 00:10:16,666 Okay, but when I was starting out, Okay, but when I was starting out,
306 00:10:16,691 00:10:18,201 I wanted to be respected. I wanted to be respected.
307 00:10:18,226 00:10:20,857 Especially 'cause my dad was a hot shot within the department. Especially 'cause my dad was a hot shot within the department.
308 00:10:20,882 00:10:23,229 I was afraid that a lot of the older guys I was afraid that a lot of the older guys
309 00:10:23,254 00:10:25,588 were gonna make fun of me for being short. were gonna make fun of me for being short.
310 00:10:26,815 00:10:29,986 And truthfully, some of 'em did. And truthfully, some of 'em did.
311 00:10:30,233 00:10:32,767 So I... So I...
312 00:10:34,509 00:10:37,887 Made love to a lot of their wives and girlfriends. Made love to a lot of their wives and girlfriends.
313 00:10:37,912 00:10:39,179 And that helped. And that helped.
314 00:10:39,204 00:10:41,372 That helped a lot, actually. That helped a lot, actually.
315 00:10:42,032 00:10:43,475 Now I feel bad about it Now I feel bad about it
316 00:10:43,500 00:10:46,496 because I threw some A game around town. because I threw some A game around town.
317 00:10:46,686 00:10:49,356 I gotta tell you, I've never spoken about that, but... I gotta tell you, I've never spoken about that, but...
318 00:10:49,381 00:10:51,064 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
319 00:10:51,089 00:10:53,947 It feels really good to get off my chest. It feels really good to get off my chest.
320 00:10:53,972 00:10:56,213 I had a weird dream last night. I had a weird dream last night.
321 00:10:56,411 00:10:58,611 Still pretty shaken up about it. Still pretty shaken up about it.
322 00:10:59,100 00:11:00,966 I was on a train. I was on a train.
323 00:11:01,069 00:11:02,869 It was going really fast, It was going really fast,
324 00:11:02,894 00:11:05,448 and we were approaching a tunnel. and we were approaching a tunnel.
325 00:11:05,473 00:11:07,513 And just as we were about to enter it, And just as we were about to enter it,
326 00:11:07,541 00:11:09,679 the train went into reverse, the train went into reverse,
327 00:11:10,344 00:11:12,286 and it backed out of the tunnel. and it backed out of the tunnel.
328 00:11:13,153 00:11:17,107 And then it lurched itself back into the tunnel. And then it lurched itself back into the tunnel.
329 00:11:17,132 00:11:18,824 And it was totally out of control. And it was totally out of control.
330 00:11:18,849 00:11:21,525 It was moving forward and backward. It was moving forward and backward.
331 00:11:21,550 00:11:23,332 Forward and backward. Forward and backward.
332 00:11:23,357 00:11:25,121 - That's a sex dream. - No, it wasn't. - That's a sex dream. - No, it wasn't.
333 00:11:25,159 00:11:26,562 It was terrifying. It was terrifying.
334 00:11:26,587 00:11:29,095 And then to make matters worse, And then to make matters worse,
335 00:11:29,120 00:11:30,846 somebody spilt their milk all over me. somebody spilt their milk all over me.
336 00:11:30,871 00:11:32,982 Okay, thank you. Thank you, Granny. Okay, thank you. Thank you, Granny.
337 00:11:33,007 00:11:34,250 Trains can be scary. Trains can be scary.
338 00:11:34,275 00:11:36,287 - Um... - Yeah. - Um... - Yeah.
339 00:11:37,369 00:11:39,082 As an exotic dancer, As an exotic dancer,
340 00:11:39,107 00:11:41,908 sometimes I feel subjectified. sometimes I feel subjectified.
341 00:11:41,933 00:11:43,043 Objectified. Objectified.
342 00:11:43,068 00:11:44,224 No, no. Subjectified. No, no. Subjectified.
343 00:11:44,249 00:11:47,356 Like I'm just subject to all this constant attention Like I'm just subject to all this constant attention
344 00:11:47,381 00:11:48,554 by beautiful women. by beautiful women.
345 00:11:48,579 00:11:50,891 They wanna give me money and, you know, They wanna give me money and, you know,
346 00:11:50,916 00:11:53,567 like, a fur coat or an Xbox. like, a fur coat or an Xbox.
347 00:11:53,592 00:11:54,872 Why don't you just quit? Why don't you just quit?
348 00:11:54,897 00:11:56,673 'Cause I love the money. 'Cause I love the money.
349 00:11:57,659 00:11:59,769 I guess, and the attention. I guess, and the attention.
350 00:11:59,794 00:12:01,370 Like for instance, okay, Like for instance, okay,
351 00:12:01,395 00:12:03,307 the other day, this lady paid me the other day, this lady paid me
352 00:12:03,331 00:12:05,149 to paint her daughter's bedroom to paint her daughter's bedroom
353 00:12:05,174 00:12:06,666 wearing nothing but a G-string. wearing nothing but a G-string.
354 00:12:06,691 00:12:09,060 So I did it, and I'm like, "Okay, wait. So I did it, and I'm like, "Okay, wait.
355 00:12:09,085 00:12:12,916 Am I a dancer, or am I a painter?" Am I a dancer, or am I a painter?"
356 00:12:12,941 00:12:14,232 You know? You know?
357 00:12:14,257 00:12:16,235 Like, I was having an indemnity crisis. Like, I was having an indemnity crisis.
358 00:12:16,260 00:12:18,107 - Identity crisis. - No, indemnity. - Identity crisis. - No, indemnity.
359 00:12:18,132 00:12:19,590 Like if I felt like if I did a poor job Like if I felt like if I did a poor job
360 00:12:19,614 00:12:21,652 painting her bedroom, I'd be held financially responsible. painting her bedroom, I'd be held financially responsible.
361 00:12:21,676 00:12:23,250 Okay. Good share, Ike. Okay. Good share, Ike.
362 00:12:23,275 00:12:24,928 Speaking of daughters, Speaking of daughters,
363 00:12:24,953 00:12:28,154 Terry, let's talk about the Lucy incident. Terry, let's talk about the Lucy incident.
364 00:12:28,400 00:12:30,600 My sister is my mother! My sister is my mother!
365 00:12:30,641 00:12:31,905 Say again? Say again?
366 00:12:31,930 00:12:33,653 After the Lucy incident, After the Lucy incident,
367 00:12:33,678 00:12:37,540 my mother and sister were so worried about me dying my mother and sister were so worried about me dying
368 00:12:37,565 00:12:39,832 that they confessed that my sister had me that they confessed that my sister had me
369 00:12:39,857 00:12:41,352 when she was 16, when she was 16,
370 00:12:41,377 00:12:44,370 and they've been pretending that I'm her little brother. and they've been pretending that I'm her little brother.
371 00:12:44,395 00:12:47,173 - Whoa. - No, woe is me. - Whoa. - No, woe is me.
372 00:12:47,198 00:12:49,532 Because my whole childhood is twisted. Because my whole childhood is twisted.
373 00:12:49,599 00:12:51,910 Also I just realized that I went to senior prom Also I just realized that I went to senior prom
374 00:12:51,935 00:12:53,642 with my mom. with my mom.
375 00:12:53,914 00:12:56,225 And I've been getting my butt waxed this whole time And I've been getting my butt waxed this whole time
376 00:12:56,250 00:12:57,650 by my grandmother! by my grandmother!
377 00:12:57,675 00:12:59,829 Can we just circle back to the... the prom thing? Can we just circle back to the... the prom thing?
378 00:12:59,854 00:13:02,767 Did you say you went to senior prom with your sister? Did you say you went to senior prom with your sister?
379 00:13:02,791 00:13:04,056 The worst part about it The worst part about it
380 00:13:04,081 00:13:06,836 is that I can't even talk about it. is that I can't even talk about it.
381 00:13:06,861 00:13:08,928 They just want me to forget it They just want me to forget it
382 00:13:08,953 00:13:10,931 and don't make it a big deal. and don't make it a big deal.
383 00:13:10,956 00:13:13,068 Hang on, they won't even let you talk about it? Hang on, they won't even let you talk about it?
384 00:13:13,093 00:13:14,644 No, Cap! No, Cap!
385 00:13:14,669 00:13:17,390 They just say, "Push it down, Ka'ponko! They just say, "Push it down, Ka'ponko!
386 00:13:17,415 00:13:19,050 Push it down!" Push it down!"
387 00:13:19,075 00:13:22,244 Andy, you need to have it out with them tonight. Andy, you need to have it out with them tonight.
388 00:13:22,475 00:13:23,707 - [RIPS] - Ah! - [RIPS] - Ah!
389 00:13:23,732 00:13:26,044 I don't understand why you won't help me process this. I don't understand why you won't help me process this.
390 00:13:26,069 00:13:27,791 Don't you see how hard this is for me? Don't you see how hard this is for me?
391 00:13:27,816 00:13:29,527 This must be your first Brazilian. This must be your first Brazilian.
392 00:13:29,551 00:13:31,897 Yeah, this patch is way stubborn. Yeah, this patch is way stubborn.
393 00:13:31,922 00:13:33,526 - Ah! - Come on! - Ah! - Come on!
394 00:13:33,551 00:13:35,329 When I was 12 years old looking through When I was 12 years old looking through
395 00:13:35,354 00:13:37,667 the peephole into my sister's room, I was actually the peephole into my sister's room, I was actually
396 00:13:37,692 00:13:39,644 watching my mother hook up with her boyfriend. watching my mother hook up with her boyfriend.
397 00:13:39,669 00:13:41,560 You know what, this is hard for me, too, all right? You know what, this is hard for me, too, all right?
398 00:13:41,584 00:13:44,355 Yesterday I was a mother, today I'm a grandmother. Yesterday I was a mother, today I'm a grandmother.
399 00:13:44,380 00:13:46,214 I'm too young to be a grandmother! I'm too young to be a grandmother!
400 00:13:46,239 00:13:47,342 - [RIPS] - Okay. - [RIPS] - Okay.
401 00:13:47,367 00:13:48,934 Feet, back, nipples done. Feet, back, nipples done.
402 00:13:48,959 00:13:50,149 Come on! Come on!
403 00:13:50,174 00:13:51,411 Sorry for the distractions. Sorry for the distractions.
404 00:13:51,436 00:13:53,279 My son was just leaving! My son was just leaving!
405 00:13:53,304 00:13:54,478 I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere.
406 00:13:54,503 00:13:56,285 Oh! Whew! Oh! Whew!
407 00:13:56,310 00:13:58,743 Hiya, Myawani. Whew! Hiya, Myawani. Whew!
408 00:13:58,768 00:14:00,533 You mom-sister and grandma-mom You mom-sister and grandma-mom
409 00:14:00,558 00:14:01,756 give good wax. give good wax.
410 00:14:01,781 00:14:03,292 And great family drama. And great family drama.
411 00:14:03,317 00:14:04,517 Better than the soap operas Better than the soap operas
412 00:14:04,542 00:14:06,362 I watch at home with my mother. I watch at home with my mother.
413 00:14:06,387 00:14:08,187 See you girls next month. See you girls next month.
414 00:14:08,684 00:14:10,414 I have no mother. I have no mother.
415 00:14:10,741 00:14:12,369 I have no grandma either. I have no grandma either.
416 00:14:12,394 00:14:14,438 Wha... [SCOFFS] Wha... [SCOFFS]
417 00:14:14,462 00:14:16,997 - Do a cow. - Moo! - Do a cow. - Moo!
418 00:14:17,022 00:14:18,527 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
419 00:14:18,552 00:14:21,174 - Do a frog. - Ribbit! Ribbit! - Do a frog. - Ribbit! Ribbit!
420 00:14:21,199 00:14:22,899 Oh, a gorilla, a gorilla! Do a gorilla! Oh, a gorilla, a gorilla! Do a gorilla!
421 00:14:22,924 00:14:24,914 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
422 00:14:24,939 00:14:26,650 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
423 00:14:26,674 00:14:31,013 [COUGHING] [COUGHING]
424 00:14:31,745 00:14:32,993 Hey, Chief, we still going Hey, Chief, we still going
425 00:14:33,018 00:14:34,795 furniture shopping together this weekend? furniture shopping together this weekend?
426 00:14:34,820 00:14:38,128 Uh, my weekend's starting to fill up a little bit. Uh, my weekend's starting to fill up a little bit.
427 00:14:38,152 00:14:40,986 I got some things with your sisters I've gotta do... I got some things with your sisters I've gotta do...
428 00:14:41,011 00:14:42,161 What? We made plans. What? We made plans.
429 00:14:42,186 00:14:44,273 And I thought we could go do karaoke afterwards. And I thought we could go do karaoke afterwards.
430 00:14:44,298 00:14:45,768 Is your voice getting lower? Is your voice getting lower?
431 00:14:45,793 00:14:48,357 Yeah, I told you it was gonna get worse before it got better. Yeah, I told you it was gonna get worse before it got better.
432 00:14:48,382 00:14:50,765 [GRUNTING, COUGHING] [GRUNTING, COUGHING]
433 00:14:50,790 00:14:52,475 You hear that? I just... You hear that? I just...
434 00:14:52,500 00:14:53,673 I think I just heard I think I just heard
435 00:14:53,698 00:14:55,409 some pizza rolls in the microwave. some pizza rolls in the microwave.
436 00:14:55,434 00:14:56,938 The one in my office. The one in my office.
437 00:14:56,963 00:14:58,582 Uh, I'm just gonna... Uh, I'm just gonna...
438 00:14:58,666 00:15:00,533 I'm gonna grab them. I'm gonna grab them.
439 00:15:00,589 00:15:02,389 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
440 00:15:02,595 00:15:04,353 We have pizza rolls? We have pizza rolls?
441 00:15:04,378 00:15:05,890 Hey, Chief, bring some back! Hey, Chief, bring some back!
442 00:15:06,947 00:15:08,205 Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry. Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry.
443 00:15:08,230 00:15:09,508 Hang on. Hang on.
444 00:15:10,888 00:15:12,562 I'd love it if you'd share today. I'd love it if you'd share today.
445 00:15:12,587 00:15:14,219 Why? I wasn't even at the accident. Why? I wasn't even at the accident.
446 00:15:14,244 00:15:15,765 The accident involved your daughter. The accident involved your daughter.
447 00:15:15,790 00:15:18,103 - I'm fine, Eddie. - I know. I know. - I'm fine, Eddie. - I know. I know.
448 00:15:18,128 00:15:20,370 Sometimes there's things hiding inside Sometimes there's things hiding inside
449 00:15:20,395 00:15:21,527 that we don't know about that we don't know about
450 00:15:21,552 00:15:23,014 that come out when we talk about them. that come out when we talk about them.
451 00:15:23,038 00:15:24,175 You want me to share right now? You want me to share right now?
452 00:15:24,199 00:15:25,442 Is that what you want? Huh? Is that what you want? Huh?
453 00:15:25,467 00:15:27,578 Okay. [MOCKS CRYING] Okay. [MOCKS CRYING]
454 00:15:27,602 00:15:29,790 I can't believe you haven't ordered the tetherball pole! I can't believe you haven't ordered the tetherball pole!
455 00:15:29,814 00:15:32,014 [MOCKS CRYING] Is that what you want? [MOCKS CRYING] Is that what you want?
456 00:15:32,039 00:15:34,674 - For me to cry? - Terry, please. - For me to cry? - Terry, please.
457 00:15:34,699 00:15:36,837 - I've seen you cry a million times. - Bullshit! - I've seen you cry a million times. - Bullshit!
458 00:15:36,862 00:15:38,455 You cried when Ichiro retired. You cried when Ichiro retired.
459 00:15:38,480 00:15:39,953 - Prove it. - I have it on video. - Prove it. - I have it on video.
460 00:15:39,978 00:15:42,010 You're lucky I'm even sitting in on those sessions. You're lucky I'm even sitting in on those sessions.
461 00:15:42,035 00:15:44,594 Why don't you go use your Oprah routine with Andy? Why don't you go use your Oprah routine with Andy?
462 00:15:44,619 00:15:46,515 Focus on people with real problems, Focus on people with real problems,
463 00:15:46,540 00:15:47,820 'cause I don't have any. 'cause I don't have any.
464 00:15:49,130 00:15:50,729 Okay. Okay.
465 00:15:53,061 00:15:54,156 Okay, gang, Okay, gang,
466 00:15:54,181 00:15:55,739 we're gonna try something a little different today. we're gonna try something a little different today.
467 00:15:55,763 00:15:57,141 We're gonna do some roleplaying. We're gonna do some roleplaying.
468 00:15:57,165 00:15:58,669 - Ooh. - Kinky. - Ooh. - Kinky.
469 00:15:58,694 00:16:00,837 And I brought some special guests. And I brought some special guests.
470 00:16:01,394 00:16:03,154 Ladies, come on in. Ladies, come on in.
471 00:16:03,983 00:16:05,885 Whoa. Super kinky. Whoa. Super kinky.
472 00:16:05,910 00:16:07,417 Hey, what is this? Hey, what is this?
473 00:16:07,442 00:16:09,187 Don't worry. You don't have to do anything. Don't worry. You don't have to do anything.
474 00:16:09,212 00:16:10,754 I just want you to watch, okay? I just want you to watch, okay?
475 00:16:10,779 00:16:12,422 Come on. Guys, come on up here. Come on. Guys, come on up here.
476 00:16:12,447 00:16:13,747 Ladies, go have a seat. Ladies, go have a seat.
477 00:16:15,117 00:16:16,552 - Okay, Ikie. - Yeah. - Okay, Ikie. - Yeah.
478 00:16:16,577 00:16:19,028 - You are gonna play Kailani. - Oh, cool! - You are gonna play Kailani. - Oh, cool!
479 00:16:19,053 00:16:20,098 [MIMICS GUNS SHOOTING] [MIMICS GUNS SHOOTING]
480 00:16:20,122 00:16:22,765 Granny, you're gonna play grandma. Granny, you're gonna play grandma.
481 00:16:22,790 00:16:23,988 It is such an honor. It is such an honor.
482 00:16:24,013 00:16:26,245 Andy, you're gonna be you, okay? Andy, you're gonna be you, okay?
483 00:16:26,270 00:16:27,605 Now you can say what you want to say. Now you can say what you want to say.
484 00:16:27,629 00:16:30,670 Uh, should we do the accents, or is that problematic? Uh, should we do the accents, or is that problematic?
485 00:16:30,695 00:16:32,094 Your choice. Your choice.
486 00:16:32,400 00:16:33,577 We weren't sure. We weren't sure.
487 00:16:33,601 00:16:35,200 I don't think this is gonna end well. I don't think this is gonna end well.
488 00:16:35,225 00:16:37,329 You've hurt me on so many levels. You've hurt me on so many levels.
489 00:16:37,354 00:16:39,783 One, that you've kept it from me. One, that you've kept it from me.
490 00:16:39,808 00:16:42,475 And two, that we can't even talk about it. And two, that we can't even talk about it.
491 00:16:43,277 00:16:44,925 [JAMAICAN ACCENT] Don't worry about it, brah! [JAMAICAN ACCENT] Don't worry about it, brah!
492 00:16:44,949 00:16:47,347 What's your favorite wax technique? What's your favorite wax technique?
493 00:16:47,558 00:16:49,402 [JAMAICAN ACCENT] Up and down, side to side. [JAMAICAN ACCENT] Up and down, side to side.
494 00:16:49,427 00:16:51,438 - It don't matter. - Wrong. - It don't matter. - Wrong.
495 00:16:51,463 00:16:54,044 You apply the wax in the direction the hair grows, You apply the wax in the direction the hair grows,
496 00:16:54,069 00:16:55,465 then you pull bottom to top. then you pull bottom to top.
497 00:16:55,490 00:16:56,784 - Get it right! - Okay. - Get it right! - Okay.
498 00:16:56,809 00:16:58,081 Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
499 00:16:58,106 00:17:00,870 I feel like I've missed out on having a real relationship I feel like I've missed out on having a real relationship
500 00:17:00,895 00:17:02,005 with you, Mom. with you, Mom.
501 00:17:02,030 00:17:03,807 Stuff it down, man! Stuff it down, man!
502 00:17:03,920 00:17:06,072 Push it down, Ka'ponko! Push it down, Ka'ponko!
503 00:17:06,097 00:17:07,833 Me never chat with you about this! Me never chat with you about this!
504 00:17:07,858 00:17:09,880 That's a terrible Hawaiian accent. That's a terrible Hawaiian accent.
505 00:17:09,904 00:17:11,709 You sound Jamaican, you racist. You sound Jamaican, you racist.
506 00:17:11,734 00:17:13,773 Wait, whoa! I'm not racist! Wait, whoa! I'm not racist!
507 00:17:13,798 00:17:15,885 - Says you! - I am not racist. - Says you! - I am not racist.
508 00:17:15,910 00:17:17,621 Guys, stand closer. Where you going? Guys, stand closer. Where you going?
509 00:17:17,645 00:17:19,089 Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
510 00:17:19,113 00:17:20,133 I'm not racist. I'm not racist.
511 00:17:20,158 00:17:21,825 Why can't we talk about this? Why can't we talk about this?
512 00:17:21,850 00:17:23,173 We're family. We're family.
513 00:17:23,198 00:17:26,301 No time to talk. Have to wax a sensitive area. No time to talk. Have to wax a sensitive area.
514 00:17:26,326 00:17:28,640 [IRISH ACCENT] That's right. And I've got to wax [IRISH ACCENT] That's right. And I've got to wax
515 00:17:28,665 00:17:31,102 a little soul patch into me customer. a little soul patch into me customer.
516 00:17:31,127 00:17:32,396 Enough, okay? Enough, okay?
517 00:17:32,421 00:17:33,988 I did not close down shop I did not close down shop
518 00:17:34,013 00:17:35,304 during lunch rush during lunch rush
519 00:17:35,329 00:17:37,129 to watch amateur improv. to watch amateur improv.
520 00:17:37,154 00:17:38,787 Let's go, Kailani. Let's go, Kailani.
521 00:17:39,968 00:17:42,203 Wait. M... Wait. M...
522 00:17:43,755 00:17:45,066 You okay, buddy? You okay, buddy?
523 00:17:45,091 00:17:48,537 Actually, I feel fantastic. Actually, I feel fantastic.
524 00:17:48,562 00:17:51,263 Like it or not, they heard what I had to say. Like it or not, they heard what I had to say.
525 00:17:51,779 00:17:54,101 - Awesome. - Okay. - Awesome. - Okay.
526 00:17:54,126 00:17:55,525 Chief and Lucy, your turn. Chief and Lucy, your turn.
527 00:17:55,550 00:17:57,728 - Sweet! - Uh, no thanks. - Sweet! - Uh, no thanks.
528 00:17:57,752 00:17:59,156 It really hurts me that you can't stand It really hurts me that you can't stand
529 00:17:59,180 00:18:00,793 - the sound of my voice. - What are you talking about? - the sound of my voice. - What are you talking about?
530 00:18:00,817 00:18:02,933 I love your voice; you sound like the guy who used to host I love your voice; you sound like the guy who used to host
531 00:18:02,957 00:18:04,535 Soul Train... Granny, what was that guy's name? Soul Train... Granny, what was that guy's name?
532 00:18:04,559 00:18:06,804 Why would I know the name of the guy who hosted Soul Train? Why would I know the name of the guy who hosted Soul Train?
533 00:18:06,828 00:18:08,539 Oh! [CHUCKLES] Right. Oh! [CHUCKLES] Right.
534 00:18:08,563 00:18:10,738 Oh, it's 'cause I dream about trains? Oh, it's 'cause I dream about trains?
535 00:18:10,763 00:18:12,971 That's it. You're the train guy. That's it. You're the train guy.
536 00:18:12,996 00:18:14,193 Let's switch it up. Let's switch it up.
537 00:18:14,218 00:18:16,498 Lucy, you be Chief. Chief, you be Lucy. Lucy, you be Chief. Chief, you be Lucy.
538 00:18:16,523 00:18:18,215 Lucy, start it off. Lucy, start it off.
539 00:18:18,804 00:18:20,962 Okay, um... Okay, um...
540 00:18:21,658 00:18:24,229 Don't interrupt! I know everything! Don't interrupt! I know everything!
541 00:18:24,254 00:18:25,822 I'm the chief, and I'm your dad! I'm the chief, and I'm your dad!
542 00:18:25,847 00:18:26,994 And the answer is no! And the answer is no!
543 00:18:27,019 00:18:28,597 No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
544 00:18:28,622 00:18:30,180 Oh, that's your imitation of me? Oh, that's your imitation of me?
545 00:18:30,205 00:18:31,448 - That's it, huh? - Mm-hmm. - That's it, huh? - Mm-hmm.
546 00:18:31,473 00:18:32,777 I can play this game too. I can play this game too.
547 00:18:32,802 00:18:34,438 I can do this. All right. I can do this. All right.
548 00:18:34,463 00:18:36,106 Hey, my name's Lucy, Hey, my name's Lucy,
549 00:18:36,131 00:18:37,597 and I'm the reckless probie and I'm the reckless probie
550 00:18:37,622 00:18:40,036 who doesn't care how our actions affect other people! who doesn't care how our actions affect other people!
551 00:18:40,061 00:18:43,329 Maybe I should find a safer job like accounting! Maybe I should find a safer job like accounting!
552 00:18:44,909 00:18:47,453 - That was awesome. - Yeah, good impression, Chief. - That was awesome. - Yeah, good impression, Chief.
553 00:18:47,478 00:18:48,979 - [BUZZER BLARES] - DISPATCHER: Station 24. - [BUZZER BLARES] - DISPATCHER: Station 24.
554 00:18:49,003 00:18:51,808 Man on a ledge. 1113 Harrison Avenue. Man on a ledge. 1113 Harrison Avenue.
555 00:18:51,833 00:18:53,583 All right, this is bullshit. All right, this is bullshit.
556 00:18:53,608 00:18:54,919 Do you even know what you're doing? Do you even know what you're doing?
557 00:18:54,943 00:18:57,077 - Yes, I do. - Then what does Andy's mom - Yes, I do. - Then what does Andy's mom
558 00:18:57,102 00:18:58,855 and sister have to do with Lucy's accident? and sister have to do with Lucy's accident?
559 00:18:58,880 00:19:00,936 Lucy's accident is what made Andy's Lucy's accident is what made Andy's
560 00:19:00,961 00:19:02,926 mom and grandma tell him the truth. mom and grandma tell him the truth.
561 00:19:02,951 00:19:04,619 All right, you know what? We're done with this. All right, you know what? We're done with this.
562 00:19:04,643 00:19:05,960 No, we're done when I say we're done. No, we're done when I say we're done.
563 00:19:05,984 00:19:07,162 No, we're done now! No, we're done now!
564 00:19:07,187 00:19:09,017 No, we're done when I say we're done. No, we're done when I say we're done.
565 00:19:09,423 00:19:11,135 - Where are you going? - I'm going on a call. - Where are you going? - I'm going on a call.
566 00:19:11,159 00:19:12,331 - Well, so am I! - Oh, you're coming? - Well, so am I! - Oh, you're coming?
567 00:19:12,355 00:19:14,728 - Yeah, I'm coming! - About time! - Yeah, I'm coming! - About time!
568 00:19:16,955 00:19:19,495 Just leave me alone, please! Just leave me alone, please!
569 00:19:19,520 00:19:22,412 Can you please let a man die in peace? Can you please let a man die in peace?
570 00:19:22,832 00:19:24,915 Leave me alone! I'm gonna jump! Leave me alone! I'm gonna jump!
571 00:19:24,940 00:19:26,883 I'm gonna do it! I swear! I'm gonna do it! I swear!
572 00:19:26,908 00:19:30,421 Go away! Leave me alone, okay? Go away! Leave me alone, okay?
573 00:19:30,445 00:19:32,689 Car one on the scene. Car one in command. Car one on the scene. Car one in command.
574 00:19:32,713 00:19:36,226 Go away! Leave me alone, okay? Go away! Leave me alone, okay?
575 00:19:36,251 00:19:37,847 Get out of here! Please! Get out of here! Please!
576 00:19:37,872 00:19:39,380 Go away! Go away!
577 00:19:40,293 00:19:43,294 Hey, folks, I need you to step back! Hey, folks, I need you to step back!
578 00:19:43,524 00:19:46,347 - [SIGHS] - Leave me alone! - [SIGHS] - Leave me alone!
579 00:19:46,928 00:19:48,999 - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] - Who's going up there? - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] - Who's going up there?
580 00:19:49,024 00:19:50,908 I am, obviously. I'm the most qualified. I am, obviously. I'm the most qualified.
581 00:19:50,932 00:19:51,974 Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
582 00:19:51,999 00:19:53,388 I've talked to a few jumpers in my day. I've talked to a few jumpers in my day.
583 00:19:53,412 00:19:55,511 - Okay, so you go. - You want me to? - Okay, so you go. - You want me to?
584 00:19:55,536 00:19:57,203 Yeah, if you're so good at it, you go. Yeah, if you're so good at it, you go.
585 00:19:57,228 00:19:58,605 Fine. I will go. Fine. I will go.
586 00:19:58,630 00:20:00,650 Okay, stop chattering and start laddering. Okay, stop chattering and start laddering.
587 00:20:00,675 00:20:02,104 - I'm in charge here! - Good. - I'm in charge here! - Good.
588 00:20:02,129 00:20:03,716 - Stop looking at me! - Be safe, Chief. - Stop looking at me! - Be safe, Chief.
589 00:20:03,741 00:20:05,521 Stop telling me what to do. Stop telling me what to do.
590 00:20:05,546 00:20:08,259 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
591 00:20:08,283 00:20:10,080 Get off of that thing, man! Get off of that thing, man!
592 00:20:12,778 00:20:14,030 Stay away, man! Stay away, man!
593 00:20:14,055 00:20:15,935 I'm not kidding! Back off, man! I'm not kidding! Back off, man!
594 00:20:16,625 00:20:19,305 Stay away, man! I'm gonna jump! Stay away, man! I'm gonna jump!
595 00:20:19,330 00:20:21,823 - I just wanna talk. - Okay, well, I don't! - I just wanna talk. - Okay, well, I don't!
596 00:20:22,098 00:20:23,940 - I wanna be alone. - I get it. - I wanna be alone. - I get it.
597 00:20:23,965 00:20:25,542 I'm the strong, silent type too. I'm the strong, silent type too.
598 00:20:25,566 00:20:27,278 Oh, yeah? Like Ryan Gosling? Oh, yeah? Like Ryan Gosling?
599 00:20:27,302 00:20:28,924 - I don't know who that is. - What? - I don't know who that is. - What?
600 00:20:28,949 00:20:30,547 It's America's handsome boy, man! It's America's handsome boy, man!
601 00:20:30,571 00:20:32,683 - Come on. "La La Land"? - Never heard of it. - Come on. "La La Land"? - Never heard of it.
602 00:20:32,707 00:20:34,200 You never heard of "La La Land"? You never heard of "La La Land"?
603 00:20:34,225 00:20:36,137 - What about "The Notebook"? - You're losing me now. - What about "The Notebook"? - You're losing me now.
604 00:20:36,161 00:20:37,942 It's a masterpiece, sir! It's a masterpiece, sir!
605 00:20:37,967 00:20:39,809 - I'm more of a Stallone guy. - Who? - I'm more of a Stallone guy. - Who?
606 00:20:39,834 00:20:41,558 How do you not know who Stallone is? How do you not know who Stallone is?
607 00:20:41,582 00:20:43,558 How do you not know who Ryan Gosling is? How do you not know who Ryan Gosling is?
608 00:20:43,583 00:20:44,895 I feel like we're not connecting here. I feel like we're not connecting here.
609 00:20:44,919 00:20:47,056 No, we're not, okay? Just go away, please! No, we're not, okay? Just go away, please!
610 00:20:47,081 00:20:48,564 You're pissing me off, man! You're pissing me off, man!
611 00:20:48,589 00:20:49,834 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
612 00:20:49,976 00:20:51,019 You married? You married?
613 00:20:51,044 00:20:53,369 My wife ran off with my business partner My wife ran off with my business partner
614 00:20:53,394 00:20:54,794 after embezzling a million dollars after embezzling a million dollars
615 00:20:54,819 00:20:56,840 from my frozen yogurt franchise. from my frozen yogurt franchise.
616 00:20:56,865 00:20:58,219 Hence the roof! Hence the roof!
617 00:20:58,244 00:20:59,609 Okay. Okay.
618 00:20:59,634 00:21:02,178 I like frozen yogurt more than I thought I would. I like frozen yogurt more than I thought I would.
619 00:21:02,203 00:21:03,470 Cool! Cool!
620 00:21:03,495 00:21:05,450 [SIGHS] You got kids? [SIGHS] You got kids?
621 00:21:05,474 00:21:07,740 - I got three boys. - Hey, I got three girls. - I got three boys. - Hey, I got three girls.
622 00:21:07,765 00:21:09,245 You know, they say boys are made You know, they say boys are made
623 00:21:09,270 00:21:11,899 when the wife has an orgasm during conception, so... when the wife has an orgasm during conception, so...
624 00:21:11,924 00:21:13,390 People have told me that. It's not true. People have told me that. It's not true.
625 00:21:13,414 00:21:14,658 - It's true. - It's not true. - It's true. - It's not true.
626 00:21:14,683 00:21:15,861 - Google it! - There's no evidence. - Google it! - There's no evidence.
627 00:21:15,885 00:21:17,527 You could Bing it too. Same results. You could Bing it too. Same results.
628 00:21:17,552 00:21:18,796 There's no proof of that fact. There's no proof of that fact.
629 00:21:18,820 00:21:20,274 I proved it three times. I proved it three times.
630 00:21:20,299 00:21:22,148 All right, regardless, okay, we both got kids. All right, regardless, okay, we both got kids.
631 00:21:22,173 00:21:24,285 Matter of fact, that's my oldest right down there. Matter of fact, that's my oldest right down there.
632 00:21:24,310 00:21:25,802 The firefighter on the end. The firefighter on the end.
633 00:21:25,827 00:21:27,425 You ever worried she'll get hurt on the job? You ever worried she'll get hurt on the job?
634 00:21:27,449 00:21:28,671 Every day. Every day.
635 00:21:28,696 00:21:30,855 Matter of fact, she just got hit in the throat. Matter of fact, she just got hit in the throat.
636 00:21:30,880 00:21:33,326 Now she sounds like an old timey jazz singer. Now she sounds like an old timey jazz singer.
637 00:21:33,351 00:21:35,842 Hey, I need you guys back behind the car! Hey, I need you guys back behind the car!
638 00:21:35,867 00:21:37,627 Wow. Like Morgan Freeman. Wow. Like Morgan Freeman.
639 00:21:37,652 00:21:39,616 Just every time I hear it, it reminds me that Just every time I hear it, it reminds me that
640 00:21:39,640 00:21:40,751 if she hadn't followed in my footsteps, if she hadn't followed in my footsteps,
641 00:21:40,775 00:21:42,007 she wouldn't be in harm's way. she wouldn't be in harm's way.
642 00:21:42,032 00:21:43,944 Hey, we can't protect our kids forever, man. Hey, we can't protect our kids forever, man.
643 00:21:43,969 00:21:46,557 I just don't wanna feel afraid and guilty I just don't wanna feel afraid and guilty
644 00:21:46,581 00:21:48,632 for as long as she's a firefighter. for as long as she's a firefighter.
645 00:21:48,657 00:21:50,352 We all feel that way about our kids. We all feel that way about our kids.
646 00:21:50,377 00:21:51,710 It's normal. It's normal.
647 00:21:51,735 00:21:54,430 You should talk to somebody about it before you end up, You should talk to somebody about it before you end up,
648 00:21:54,455 00:21:56,798 you know, taking a dive off of a Bordstrom. you know, taking a dive off of a Bordstrom.
649 00:21:56,823 00:21:59,666 - You sound like Eddie. - Eddie sounds woke AF. - You sound like Eddie. - Eddie sounds woke AF.
650 00:21:59,691 00:22:00,874 I'm not gonna tell him that. I'm not gonna tell him that.
651 00:22:00,899 00:22:02,412 Gosh, your depression is making me feel better Gosh, your depression is making me feel better
652 00:22:02,436 00:22:04,561 about my problems. [CHUCKLES] about my problems. [CHUCKLES]
653 00:22:04,824 00:22:06,889 Who would've thought that? [LAUGHS] Who would've thought that? [LAUGHS]
654 00:22:06,914 00:22:08,312 I was just about to jump off a building. I was just about to jump off a building.
655 00:22:08,336 00:22:10,290 Now I'm laughing. [LAUGHING] Now I'm laughing. [LAUGHING]
656 00:22:10,678 00:22:12,516 Thank you, man. Hey, can I get a hug? Thank you, man. Hey, can I get a hug?
657 00:22:12,541 00:22:14,785 - I don't think that's a good idea. - Come on, man. Please? - I don't think that's a good idea. - Come on, man. Please?
658 00:22:14,809 00:22:16,482 - Let me just get you down safely. - I feel like we connected there. - Let me just get you down safely. - I feel like we connected there.
659 00:22:16,506 00:22:18,553 - Come on! Bring it in! - Just hold on. Let's not... - Come on! Bring it in! - Just hold on. Let's not...
660 00:22:18,578 00:22:20,338 - Get in here. I need it, man. - No, don't... - Get in here. I need it, man. - No, don't...
661 00:22:20,889 00:22:24,260 - Hey, hey! - [YELLS] - Hey, hey! - [YELLS]
662 00:22:24,285 00:22:26,966 [OVERLAPPING SHOUTS] [OVERLAPPING SHOUTS]
663 00:22:28,089 00:22:29,322 ALL: Oh! ALL: Oh!
664 00:22:29,824 00:22:32,813 Whoo! Whee! Whoo! Whee!
665 00:22:33,111 00:22:34,672 That was amazing! That was amazing!
666 00:22:34,697 00:22:37,604 Hey, your team really knows how to talk a guy down. Hey, your team really knows how to talk a guy down.
667 00:22:37,629 00:22:40,313 Free yogurt for everybody! Free yogurt for everybody!
668 00:22:40,338 00:22:42,569 [SIGHS] Oh, oh! [SIGHS] Oh, oh!
669 00:22:42,594 00:22:43,620 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
670 00:22:43,645 00:22:45,494 I love you. I was wrong. I love you. I was wrong.
671 00:22:45,519 00:22:48,684 - And I love your voice. - Thanks, Dad. - And I love your voice. - Thanks, Dad.
672 00:22:48,709 00:22:51,331 Chief, you forgot to secure your safety belt. Chief, you forgot to secure your safety belt.
673 00:22:51,356 00:22:53,138 Yeah, well, too bad. We're having a moment here. Yeah, well, too bad. We're having a moment here.
674 00:22:53,162 00:22:54,825 But we're gonna have a safety belt refresher course. But we're gonna have a safety belt refresher course.
675 00:22:54,849 00:22:56,120 - We'll talk about it later. - Okay. - We'll talk about it later. - Okay.
676 00:22:56,144 00:22:57,145 - My daughter. - By the way, - My daughter. - By the way,
677 00:22:57,169 00:22:58,750 you got 10s across the board for your dive. you got 10s across the board for your dive.
678 00:22:58,774 00:23:00,152 Thank you! Thank you!
679 00:23:00,455 00:23:02,499 Ka'ponko! Oh, my goodness! Ka'ponko! Oh, my goodness!
680 00:23:02,523 00:23:04,301 Thank God you're okay! Thank God you're okay!
681 00:23:04,325 00:23:06,916 Hey, hey! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! Hey, hey! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
682 00:23:06,941 00:23:08,386 Hey! I'm okay! Hey! I'm okay!
683 00:23:08,411 00:23:09,655 The Nextdoor app said there was a guy The Nextdoor app said there was a guy
684 00:23:09,679 00:23:11,119 who was gonna jump off a building. who was gonna jump off a building.
685 00:23:11,144 00:23:13,843 We figured it was you because you're such an emotional mess! We figured it was you because you're such an emotional mess!
686 00:23:13,868 00:23:15,402 I have every right to be a mess. I have every right to be a mess.
687 00:23:15,427 00:23:17,290 - I know. - You do? - I know. - You do?
688 00:23:17,315 00:23:20,116 Yeah, I was talking to my 2:00 about it, Yeah, I was talking to my 2:00 about it,
689 00:23:20,141 00:23:22,186 and she told me I was being a crazy person. and she told me I was being a crazy person.
690 00:23:22,210 00:23:24,411 She was right. I was wrong, all right? She was right. I was wrong, all right?
691 00:23:24,436 00:23:26,614 We can work through this together! We can work through this together!
692 00:23:26,639 00:23:27,994 Aww! Aww!
693 00:23:29,649 00:23:32,016 Oh, hi, Andy's mom. Hi, Andy's grandma. Oh, hi, Andy's mom. Hi, Andy's grandma.
694 00:23:33,136 00:23:34,598 Is Ike still single? Is Ike still single?
695 00:23:34,623 00:23:36,333 - I think so. - Sweet. - I think so. - Sweet.
696 00:23:36,357 00:23:38,925 - I could hit that. - Eww. - I could hit that. - Eww.
697 00:23:40,649 00:23:44,718 [SOFT R&B MUSIC] [SOFT R&B MUSIC]
698 00:23:45,273 00:23:47,745 ♪ I wanna tell you, baby ♪ ♪ I wanna tell you, baby ♪
699 00:23:48,169 00:23:50,368 ♪ What you meant to me ♪ ♪ What you meant to me ♪
700 00:23:51,310 00:23:53,950 ♪ All those good times we shared ♪ ♪ All those good times we shared ♪
701 00:23:57,424 00:24:00,717 ♪ All the love that we have for each other ♪ ♪ All the love that we have for each other ♪
702 00:24:02,202 00:24:03,826 Okay. Come on, Luce. Okay. Come on, Luce.
703 00:24:03,851 00:24:05,330 Rubber match! Let's go! Rubber match! Let's go!
704 00:24:05,355 00:24:06,864 [SIGHS, REGULAR VOICE] Man. [SIGHS, REGULAR VOICE] Man.
705 00:24:06,889 00:24:08,659 I really miss my old voice. I really miss my old voice.
706 00:24:08,684 00:24:10,794 I was the talk of the karaoke circuit. I was the talk of the karaoke circuit.
707 00:24:10,819 00:24:13,832 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
708 00:24:13,857 00:24:17,107 [YELLS] [YELLS]
709 00:24:17,132 00:24:19,027 [VOICE DEEPENS] [VOICE DEEPENS]
710 00:24:19,052 00:24:20,296 You okay? You okay?
711 00:24:20,321 00:24:21,816 [DEEP VOICE] Chief. [DEEP VOICE] Chief.
712 00:24:21,841 00:24:24,032 You are my father! You are my father!
713 00:24:24,057 00:24:25,768 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
714 00:24:25,793 00:24:27,193 That's awesome. That's awesome.
715 00:24:28,968 00:24:30,857 It's funny 'cause it's true. It's funny 'cause it's true.