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1 00:00:04,091 00:00:07,094 - Okay, Glenn texted that he's "rubbing a little latte," - Okay, Glenn texted that he's "rubbing a little latte,"
2 00:00:07,137 00:00:08,486 which is either an autocorrect issue which is either an autocorrect issue
3 00:00:08,530 00:00:09,966 or a new fetish I don't wanna know about, or a new fetish I don't wanna know about,
4 00:00:10,010 00:00:11,402 so let's just dive in. so let's just dive in.
5 00:00:11,446 00:00:14,318 In-person shopping has taken a real kick in the nuts In-person shopping has taken a real kick in the nuts
6 00:00:14,362 00:00:17,104 because of COVID, so Cloud 9 is trying to lure customers because of COVID, so Cloud 9 is trying to lure customers
7 00:00:17,147 00:00:18,714 back in here by doing something back in here by doing something
8 00:00:18,757 00:00:21,934 they're calling the In-store-vaganza they're calling the In-store-vaganza
9 00:00:22,631 00:00:24,328 Wait, did I-- did I read that right? Wait, did I-- did I read that right?
10 00:00:24,372 00:00:26,504 - Yeah, you did. It's just terrible. - Yeah, you did. It's just terrible.
11 00:00:26,548 00:00:28,941 - So Cloud 9 just thinks that that pandemic is over? - So Cloud 9 just thinks that that pandemic is over?
12 00:00:28,985 00:00:30,943 Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that. Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that.
13 00:00:30,987 00:00:33,250 - You gotta look at it from corporate's perspective. - You gotta look at it from corporate's perspective.
14 00:00:33,294 00:00:35,165 They love money, and they don't care if we die. They love money, and they don't care if we die.
15 00:00:35,209 00:00:36,732 - Ah, yeah, that makes sense. - Ah, yeah, that makes sense.
16 00:00:36,775 00:00:38,777 - Okay, this event is pretty straightforward. - Okay, this event is pretty straightforward.
17 00:00:38,821 00:00:40,083 With every purchase, they spin the wheel With every purchase, they spin the wheel
18 00:00:40,127 00:00:41,389 and win a prize. and win a prize.
19 00:00:41,432 00:00:43,913 You'll notice there's a slot listed as "fun." You'll notice there's a slot listed as "fun."
20 00:00:43,956 00:00:45,480 I think you're supposed to provide the customer I think you're supposed to provide the customer
21 00:00:45,523 00:00:47,090 with fun at your own discretion. with fun at your own discretion.
22 00:00:47,134 00:00:49,440 Just, you know, keep it above the belt. Just, you know, keep it above the belt.
23 00:00:49,484 00:00:51,529 - What happens if they land on the MC Cool Cloud? - What happens if they land on the MC Cool Cloud?
24 00:00:51,573 00:00:53,662 - This waking nightmare happens. - This waking nightmare happens.
25 00:00:53,705 00:00:56,012 - An MC Cool Cloud collectable bobbling figure. - An MC Cool Cloud collectable bobbling figure.
26 00:00:56,056 00:00:57,361 Legally, we can't call it a bobblehead Legally, we can't call it a bobblehead
27 00:00:57,405 00:00:59,537 as his entire body does the bobbling. as his entire body does the bobbling.
28 00:00:59,581 00:01:01,017 - I always thought the cloud was his head - I always thought the cloud was his head
29 00:01:01,061 00:01:02,018 and he had no body. and he had no body.
30 00:01:02,062 00:01:03,193 - No, he's all body. - No, he's all body.
31 00:01:03,237 00:01:05,195 - So he has eyes in the middle of his chest. - So he has eyes in the middle of his chest.
32 00:01:05,239 00:01:06,457 - That's better than arms - That's better than arms
33 00:01:06,501 00:01:07,589 growing out of the sides of his head. growing out of the sides of his head.
34 00:01:07,632 00:01:09,069 - Oh, like hell it is. - Oh, like hell it is.
35 00:01:09,112 00:01:12,942 - Hey, guys, sorry I'm late, but to kick things off, - Hey, guys, sorry I'm late, but to kick things off,
36 00:01:12,985 00:01:14,987 I brought donuts. - Mmm. I brought donuts. - Mmm.
37 00:01:15,031 00:01:18,165 - You know, help us get into the in-store-vajanza spirit. - You know, help us get into the in-store-vajanza spirit.
38 00:01:18,208 00:01:20,297 - Oh, please, Glenn, hard G. - Oh, please, Glenn, hard G.
39 00:01:20,341 00:01:22,560 - Gosh, it's just so nice to be doing something positive - Gosh, it's just so nice to be doing something positive
40 00:01:22,604 00:01:24,997 with all the bad news out there in the world. with all the bad news out there in the world.
41 00:01:25,041 00:01:26,564 Like this morning, I found out Like this morning, I found out
42 00:01:26,608 00:01:28,349 that Bev from my church has COVID. that Bev from my church has COVID.
43 00:01:28,392 00:01:29,828 - Oh, no. - Oh. - Oh, no. - Oh.
44 00:01:29,872 00:01:31,830 - She seemed fine at choir practice last night. - She seemed fine at choir practice last night.
45 00:01:31,874 00:01:33,702 I mean, she coughed a couple of times, I mean, she coughed a couple of times,
46 00:01:33,745 00:01:35,573 but I thought that was from the high note. but I thought that was from the high note.
47 00:01:35,617 00:01:37,271 - No, Glenn, Glenn, you need to leave now - No, Glenn, Glenn, you need to leave now
48 00:01:37,314 00:01:39,229 and isolate until you can get tested. and isolate until you can get tested.
49 00:01:39,273 00:01:41,057 - But I'll miss the event. - But I'll miss the event.
50 00:01:41,101 00:01:42,406 - Glenn, I got this. You gotta go. - Glenn, I got this. You gotta go.
51 00:01:42,450 00:01:44,843 - Are you sure? - Yes, we're sure. Go! - Are you sure? - Yes, we're sure. Go!
52 00:01:44,887 00:01:46,410 - Glenn. - [sighs] - Glenn. - [sighs]
53 00:01:46,454 00:01:47,890 Okay, let me just spin it one time before-- Okay, let me just spin it one time before--
54 00:01:47,933 00:01:49,196 all: No! all: No!
55 00:01:49,239 00:01:52,155 [upbeat music] [upbeat music]
56 00:01:52,199 00:01:54,984
57 00:01:55,027 00:01:56,855 - I've scheduled everyone an hour on the wheel-- - I've scheduled everyone an hour on the wheel--
58 00:01:56,899 00:01:58,466 well, half an hour for the real uggos. well, half an hour for the real uggos.
59 00:01:58,509 00:02:00,032 We're trying to bring people into the store. We're trying to bring people into the store.
60 00:02:00,076 00:02:02,600 - Why are we walking so fast? - I'm literally winded. - Why are we walking so fast? - I'm literally winded.
61 00:02:02,644 00:02:03,949 - Cheyenne, you're still gonna have to stay - Cheyenne, you're still gonna have to stay
62 00:02:03,993 00:02:05,560 on top of deliveries. Produce comes at 11:00. on top of deliveries. Produce comes at 11:00.
63 00:02:05,603 00:02:07,431 Bananas sit on that truck five minutes too long, Bananas sit on that truck five minutes too long,
64 00:02:07,475 00:02:09,129 you're taking a trip to bruise town. you're taking a trip to bruise town.
65 00:02:09,172 00:02:11,870 - You mean the bananas or me? - Mm-hmm. - You mean the bananas or me? - Mm-hmm.
66 00:02:11,914 00:02:14,438 - Dina, you have Justine and me at the same register, - Dina, you have Justine and me at the same register,
67 00:02:14,482 00:02:16,701 but lady is on my last nerve today. but lady is on my last nerve today.
68 00:02:16,745 00:02:19,617 Can you please switch me anywhere? Can you please switch me anywhere?
69 00:02:20,488 00:02:22,229 - Here's what we're gonna do. - Here's what we're gonna do.
70 00:02:22,272 00:02:23,795 You're gonna go back and work on that register You're gonna go back and work on that register
71 00:02:23,839 00:02:25,623 with Justine, and you're not gonna complain about it, with Justine, and you're not gonna complain about it,
72 00:02:25,667 00:02:27,190 because that's what you were hired to do. because that's what you were hired to do.
73 00:02:27,234 00:02:29,149 I mean, unless-- were you hired to complain? I mean, unless-- were you hired to complain?
74 00:02:29,192 00:02:30,976 Is that your job? - No. Is that your job? - No.
75 00:02:31,020 00:02:32,587 - Didn't think so. Have fun. - Didn't think so. Have fun.
76 00:02:33,631 00:02:35,981 - [chuckles] - What? - [chuckles] - What?
77 00:02:36,025 00:02:37,635 - Me? Nothing. - Me? Nothing.
78 00:02:37,679 00:02:39,376 I think Cheyenne thought you were being too harsh, but-- I think Cheyenne thought you were being too harsh, but--
79 00:02:39,420 00:02:41,944 - I did, but don't say that. - I did, but don't say that.
80 00:02:41,987 00:02:43,641 - I'm not being harsh. I'm being firm. - I'm not being harsh. I'm being firm.
81 00:02:43,685 00:02:45,948 Look, I get that Glenn likes to coddle everyone, Look, I get that Glenn likes to coddle everyone,
82 00:02:45,991 00:02:48,342 but it is my store today, so while I have the chance, but it is my store today, so while I have the chance,
83 00:02:48,385 00:02:50,561 I am going to do everything the right way. I am going to do everything the right way.
84 00:02:50,605 00:02:52,520 - Mm, yeah, pressure's kind of on, huh? - Mm, yeah, pressure's kind of on, huh?
85 00:02:52,563 00:02:53,825 - What's that supposed to mean? - What's that supposed to mean?
86 00:02:53,869 00:02:55,653 - Just, like, you know, after all the smack - Just, like, you know, after all the smack
87 00:02:55,697 00:02:57,612 you've talked about Glenn, people kind of expect you you've talked about Glenn, people kind of expect you
88 00:02:57,655 00:02:59,962 to kill it right out the gate. to kill it right out the gate.
89 00:03:00,005 00:03:01,572 - Not a problem for me. - Not a problem for me.
90 00:03:01,616 00:03:03,487 I'm gonna turn this place into the most efficient machine I'm gonna turn this place into the most efficient machine
91 00:03:03,531 00:03:04,923 you have ever seen. you have ever seen.
92 00:03:04,967 00:03:06,360 Yes, even more efficient Yes, even more efficient
93 00:03:06,403 00:03:08,362 than United Alloy's aluminum extrusion press. than United Alloy's aluminum extrusion press.
94 00:03:08,405 00:03:10,494 [chuckles] God. [chuckles] God.
95 00:03:10,538 00:03:13,541 - Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already. - Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already.
96 00:03:13,584 00:03:16,326 - Oh, my God, what's the max? - Oh, my God, what's the max?
97 00:03:16,370 00:03:19,721 - There's no-- you just keep on walking. - There's no-- you just keep on walking.
98 00:03:19,764 00:03:22,202 - Like, unlimited? - Like, unlimited?
99 00:03:23,115 00:03:26,206 [phone ringing] [phone ringing]
100 00:03:28,817 00:03:29,861 - Glenn? - Glenn?
101 00:03:29,905 00:03:31,646 - Yeah, hey, Sandra, to your left! - Yeah, hey, Sandra, to your left!
102 00:03:31,689 00:03:33,909 Hi, yeah, I can't go home yet Hi, yeah, I can't go home yet
103 00:03:33,952 00:03:36,041 'cause Jerusha's still setting up the garage 'cause Jerusha's still setting up the garage
104 00:03:36,085 00:03:37,434 for me to quarantine in. for me to quarantine in.
105 00:03:37,478 00:03:39,306 She's gonna put me between the paint cans She's gonna put me between the paint cans
106 00:03:39,349 00:03:41,090 and the blow-up angels. and the blow-up angels.
107 00:03:41,133 00:03:42,744 - Oh, okay, that's nice. - Oh, okay, that's nice.
108 00:03:42,787 00:03:45,573 - Yeah, so listen, you've got to tell me about the wheel. - Yeah, so listen, you've got to tell me about the wheel.
109 00:03:45,616 00:03:47,314 Did it do that thing where it looks as though Did it do that thing where it looks as though
110 00:03:47,357 00:03:49,054 it's gonna land on a really good prize, it's gonna land on a really good prize,
111 00:03:49,098 00:03:51,100 but then it lands on, like, a less good prize? but then it lands on, like, a less good prize?
112 00:03:51,143 00:03:52,493 Did it do that? Did it do that?
113 00:03:52,536 00:03:54,364 - I haven't seen it personally, - I haven't seen it personally,
114 00:03:54,408 00:03:56,192 but I've heard that has happened. but I've heard that has happened.
115 00:03:56,236 00:03:58,325 - Really? What a rush. - Really? What a rush.
116 00:03:58,368 00:04:00,936 Hey, what if you kept me on the phone? Hey, what if you kept me on the phone?
117 00:04:00,979 00:04:04,244 That way I could hear how the event was going firsthand, That way I could hear how the event was going firsthand,
118 00:04:04,287 00:04:06,637 and besides, you know, the more I talk, and besides, you know, the more I talk,
119 00:04:06,681 00:04:10,380 the less likely I am to dig into these 72 donuts. the less likely I am to dig into these 72 donuts.
120 00:04:10,424 00:04:13,427 - Oh, sure, Glenn. I'll stay on. - Oh, sure, Glenn. I'll stay on.
121 00:04:13,470 00:04:14,819 - Oh, great. - Oh, great.
122 00:04:14,863 00:04:17,387 Sandra, it's actually 71 1/2 donuts. Sandra, it's actually 71 1/2 donuts.
123 00:04:17,431 00:04:19,259 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
124 00:04:19,302 00:04:20,782 - All right, go claim your prize, - All right, go claim your prize,
125 00:04:20,825 00:04:23,306 and I will disinfect this again. and I will disinfect this again.
126 00:04:23,350 00:04:27,267 Oh, hey, Cheyenne, is it cool if I take off Oh, hey, Cheyenne, is it cool if I take off
127 00:04:27,310 00:04:28,746 for a few minutes around 3:00? for a few minutes around 3:00?
128 00:04:28,790 00:04:30,835 - Uh, yeah, sure. Why are you asking me? - Uh, yeah, sure. Why are you asking me?
129 00:04:30,879 00:04:34,012 - Because you're floor supervisor now. - Because you're floor supervisor now.
130 00:04:34,056 00:04:36,493 - Oh, yeah, duh, I forgot. Yeah, that's fine. - Oh, yeah, duh, I forgot. Yeah, that's fine.
131 00:04:36,537 00:04:37,625 - Great, awesome, thanks. - Great, awesome, thanks.
132 00:04:37,668 00:04:38,930 My dad keeps pushing me My dad keeps pushing me
133 00:04:38,974 00:04:40,671 to interview with this friend of his. to interview with this friend of his.
134 00:04:40,715 00:04:42,760 He's got, like, an opening at a roofing company or whatever. He's got, like, an opening at a roofing company or whatever.
135 00:04:42,804 00:04:44,501 - Oh, I might have to get the name from you. - Oh, I might have to get the name from you.
136 00:04:44,545 00:04:45,850 We need some work on our roof. We need some work on our roof.
137 00:04:45,894 00:04:47,852 Bo tried to cut out our own skylight, Bo tried to cut out our own skylight,
138 00:04:47,896 00:04:49,332 and it is messed. and it is messed.
139 00:04:49,376 00:04:50,290 - Wait, you're looking for a new job? - Wait, you're looking for a new job?
140 00:04:50,333 00:04:51,639 - No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no.
141 00:04:51,682 00:04:53,597 It's not like I'm, like, dying to work in roofing. It's not like I'm, like, dying to work in roofing.
142 00:04:53,641 00:04:55,338 I just gotta get my dad off my back. I just gotta get my dad off my back.
143 00:04:55,382 00:04:56,861 He keeps telling me I have to move on. He keeps telling me I have to move on.
144 00:04:56,905 00:04:58,341 He also keeps telling me I have to watch He also keeps telling me I have to watch
145 00:04:58,385 00:05:00,343 the show "Yellowstone," but it looks really violent. the show "Yellowstone," but it looks really violent.
146 00:05:00,387 00:05:01,953 - Jonah, Garrett, some customers - Jonah, Garrett, some customers
147 00:05:01,997 00:05:03,651 have been complaining about a weird smell. have been complaining about a weird smell.
148 00:05:03,694 00:05:05,957 - Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. - Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet.
149 00:05:06,001 00:05:08,960 It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.
150 00:05:09,004 00:05:12,007 - Wow, that's-- that's exactly what it is. - Wow, that's-- that's exactly what it is.
151 00:05:12,050 00:05:14,444 - Okay, I'm manager today, so if they smelt it, - Okay, I'm manager today, so if they smelt it,
152 00:05:14,488 00:05:15,924 it's as though I dealt it. it's as though I dealt it.
153 00:05:15,967 00:05:18,579 I need you two to locate this and eliminate it. I need you two to locate this and eliminate it.
154 00:05:19,406 00:05:22,365 - So just to be clear, this is cooler than roofing? - So just to be clear, this is cooler than roofing?
155 00:05:22,409 00:05:24,149 - Hmm. - Hmm.
156 00:05:24,193 00:05:25,542 [Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round [Like a Record]"] [Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round [Like a Record]"]
157 00:05:25,586 00:05:26,804 - ♪ All I know is that to me - ♪ All I know is that to me
158 00:05:26,848 00:05:27,849 ♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪ ♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪
159 00:05:27,892 00:05:29,546 ♪ Open up your lovin' arms ♪ Open up your lovin' arms
160 00:05:29,590 00:05:31,418 ♪ I want some-- ♪ I want some--
161 00:05:31,461 00:05:33,985 - Marcus, why is this here? - Marcus, why is this here?
162 00:05:34,029 00:05:36,205 The prize bin is supposed to be overflowing to pull people in. The prize bin is supposed to be overflowing to pull people in.
163 00:05:36,248 00:05:37,946 That's, like, carnie 101. That's, like, carnie 101.
164 00:05:37,989 00:05:40,644 - Sorry, I've just been feeling a little down lately. - Sorry, I've just been feeling a little down lately.
165 00:05:40,688 00:05:41,776 - Yeah, you know what makes me feel down? - Yeah, you know what makes me feel down?
166 00:05:41,819 00:05:43,473 People who don't do their jobs. People who don't do their jobs.
167 00:05:43,517 00:05:45,214 - For me, it's more the virus stuff. - For me, it's more the virus stuff.
168 00:05:45,257 00:05:46,781 You know, I just became an uncle, You know, I just became an uncle,
169 00:05:46,824 00:05:49,044 and I haven't even been able to meet my fat baby nephew yet. and I haven't even been able to meet my fat baby nephew yet.
170 00:05:49,087 00:05:51,655 I mean, look at those rolls. I mean, look at those rolls.
171 00:05:51,699 00:05:53,135 You could lose a ChapStick in there. You could lose a ChapStick in there.
172 00:05:53,178 00:05:56,007 You know, if I could get an extra five at lunch today, You know, if I could get an extra five at lunch today,
173 00:05:56,051 00:05:58,575 he should be up from his nap, and I could FaceTime him-- he should be up from his nap, and I could FaceTime him--
174 00:05:58,619 00:06:00,098 - Yeah, wouldn't it be great if we could just - Yeah, wouldn't it be great if we could just
175 00:06:00,142 00:06:02,579 all FaceTime our fat friends anytime we wanted? all FaceTime our fat friends anytime we wanted?
176 00:06:02,623 00:06:04,842 What a world that would be. - But Dina, I-- What a world that would be. - But Dina, I--
177 00:06:04,886 00:06:06,757 - No, if I make an exception for you, pretty soon - No, if I make an exception for you, pretty soon
178 00:06:06,801 00:06:08,846 Preeti's gonna be wearing her sandals on the floor, Preeti's gonna be wearing her sandals on the floor,
179 00:06:08,890 00:06:10,674 and Jay's gonna be listening to his iPod, and Jay's gonna be listening to his iPod,
180 00:06:10,718 00:06:12,850 and this place is gonna turn into Woodstock. and this place is gonna turn into Woodstock.
181 00:06:12,894 00:06:14,199 - There she is. - There she is.
182 00:06:14,243 00:06:17,028 Dina, you have to take me off of Sayid's register. Dina, you have to take me off of Sayid's register.
183 00:06:17,072 00:06:18,203 - She calls everyone "Mama." - She calls everyone "Mama."
184 00:06:18,247 00:06:20,467 Hey, there, Mama. Paper or plastic, Mama? Hey, there, Mama. Paper or plastic, Mama?
185 00:06:20,510 00:06:23,295 They're not your mama. Your mother lives in Sarasota. They're not your mama. Your mother lives in Sarasota.
186 00:06:23,339 00:06:26,081 - You just can't handle women lifting up other women. - You just can't handle women lifting up other women.
187 00:06:26,124 00:06:28,736 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, I can fix this, okay? - Hey, hey, hey, hey, I can fix this, okay?
188 00:06:28,779 00:06:30,738 Just calm down. Everybody close your eyes. Just calm down. Everybody close your eyes.
189 00:06:31,652 00:06:33,393 Now take a deep breath. Now take a deep breath.
190 00:06:33,436 00:06:35,873 [all breathe deeply] [all breathe deeply]
191 00:06:35,917 00:06:39,442 Okay, now shut the [bleep] up and go back to work. Okay, now shut the [bleep] up and go back to work.
192 00:06:39,486 00:06:41,879 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
193 00:06:41,923 00:06:44,404 - The smell's gotta be coming from toys. - The smell's gotta be coming from toys.
194 00:06:44,447 00:06:45,622 The stuff I've seen kids do The stuff I've seen kids do
195 00:06:45,666 00:06:47,145 to these things should be illegal. to these things should be illegal.
196 00:06:47,189 00:06:48,669 Aha! Aha!
197 00:06:48,712 00:06:52,324 Completely encrusted. Ugh, look at yourself. Completely encrusted. Ugh, look at yourself.
198 00:06:52,368 00:06:53,935 - Go ahead. Smell that little bastard. - Go ahead. Smell that little bastard.
199 00:06:54,979 00:06:56,198 - [sniffs] - [sniffs]
200 00:06:56,241 00:06:57,939 Nah, it's not our guy. Nah, it's not our guy.
201 00:06:57,982 00:06:59,549 - Jonah, I looked up that company, - Jonah, I looked up that company,
202 00:06:59,593 00:07:01,116 and they don't do roof repair. and they don't do roof repair.
203 00:07:01,159 00:07:02,987 They do solar panels. They do solar panels.
204 00:07:03,031 00:07:04,511 I guess we could cover our hole with one, I guess we could cover our hole with one,
205 00:07:04,554 00:07:05,729 but probably cheaper but probably cheaper
206 00:07:05,773 00:07:07,078 to just stick with the mattress we found. to just stick with the mattress we found.
207 00:07:07,122 00:07:09,864 - Whoa, this is a total solar energy company. - Whoa, this is a total solar energy company.
208 00:07:09,907 00:07:11,561 Why didn't my dad say that? Why didn't my dad say that?
209 00:07:11,605 00:07:13,084 They do hydronic heating too? They do hydronic heating too?
210 00:07:13,128 00:07:14,738 I wonder if they mess with geothermal. I wonder if they mess with geothermal.
211 00:07:14,782 00:07:16,131 - We're all wondering that. - We're all wondering that.
212 00:07:16,174 00:07:17,741 - Oh, have you heard of that company, though, - Oh, have you heard of that company, though,
213 00:07:17,785 00:07:20,004 that can turn anything in your house into a fish tank? that can turn anything in your house into a fish tank?
214 00:07:20,048 00:07:22,006 You should see if your dad knows that guy. You should see if your dad knows that guy.
215 00:07:22,050 00:07:23,007 - Yeah. - Yeah.
216 00:07:23,051 00:07:24,095 - Yeah, that guy is pretty dope. - Yeah, that guy is pretty dope.
217 00:07:24,139 00:07:26,097 I heard he gives you a free fish. I heard he gives you a free fish.
218 00:07:26,141 00:07:27,882 - Okay, wheel's spinning. - Okay, wheel's spinning.
219 00:07:29,536 00:07:31,059 Still spinning. Still spinning.
220 00:07:31,102 00:07:33,278 Customer looks like she's hoping it'll land Customer looks like she's hoping it'll land
221 00:07:33,322 00:07:34,889 on something good, I think. on something good, I think.
222 00:07:34,932 00:07:37,544 - Oh, my gosh, I feel like I'm there. - Oh, my gosh, I feel like I'm there.
223 00:07:37,587 00:07:39,502 You're so good at this. You're so good at this.
224 00:07:39,546 00:07:41,591 Sandra, you could do golf. Sandra, you could do golf.
225 00:07:41,635 00:07:43,680 [stomach gurgles] [stomach gurgles]
226 00:07:43,724 00:07:45,465 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
227 00:07:45,508 00:07:46,857 [stomach gurgles] [stomach gurgles]
228 00:07:46,901 00:07:48,380 Go on. Go on.
229 00:07:48,424 00:07:52,123 - Hey, did you leave these on my desk to fax to corporate? - Hey, did you leave these on my desk to fax to corporate?
230 00:07:52,167 00:07:54,778 - Yeah, I'm writing up Justine, Marcus, and Sayid. - Yeah, I'm writing up Justine, Marcus, and Sayid.
231 00:07:54,822 00:07:57,520 - A little extreme, but where it says offense, - A little extreme, but where it says offense,
232 00:07:57,564 00:07:58,695 you have to check a box. you have to check a box.
233 00:07:58,739 00:08:00,218 You can't just write "actively worthless." You can't just write "actively worthless."
234 00:08:00,262 00:08:01,655 - But they were being actively worthless. - But they were being actively worthless.
235 00:08:01,698 00:08:04,484 - Whoa, you okay there? - Whoa, you okay there?
236 00:08:04,527 00:08:05,528 - [sighs] - [sighs]
237 00:08:05,572 00:08:07,051 Cheyenne had a point. Cheyenne had a point.
238 00:08:07,095 00:08:09,793 I have been criticizing Glenn for years passionately. I have been criticizing Glenn for years passionately.
239 00:08:09,837 00:08:10,881 I like to think I've made something I like to think I've made something
240 00:08:10,925 00:08:12,448 of an art form out of it. of an art form out of it.
241 00:08:12,492 00:08:15,582 But now that it's my turn, I kind of have to be perfect, But now that it's my turn, I kind of have to be perfect,
242 00:08:15,625 00:08:17,148 so I just--I can't deal so I just--I can't deal
243 00:08:17,192 00:08:19,368 with anyone's emotional nonsense today. with anyone's emotional nonsense today.
244 00:08:19,411 00:08:21,544 - I know, but the thing is, - I know, but the thing is,
245 00:08:21,588 00:08:23,372 employees here are people. employees here are people.
246 00:08:23,415 00:08:24,678 They're gonna have conflicts. They're gonna have conflicts.
247 00:08:24,721 00:08:26,506 They're gonna want to complain about their lives. They're gonna want to complain about their lives.
248 00:08:26,549 00:08:27,681 It's just part of work. It's just part of work.
249 00:08:29,726 00:08:31,075 - Not today, it's not. - Not today, it's not.
250 00:08:31,119 00:08:32,468 [phone beeps] [phone beeps]
251 00:08:32,512 00:08:34,688 Attention Cloud 9 employees, this is your manager. Attention Cloud 9 employees, this is your manager.
252 00:08:34,731 00:08:35,776 New policy. New policy.
253 00:08:35,819 00:08:37,038 Starting now, there will be Starting now, there will be
254 00:08:37,081 00:08:39,170 absolutely no personal talk on the floor. absolutely no personal talk on the floor.
255 00:08:39,214 00:08:41,564 Work talk only. Zero tolerance. Work talk only. Zero tolerance.
256 00:08:41,608 00:08:44,262 Also, this policy is retroactive to 20 minutes ago, Also, this policy is retroactive to 20 minutes ago,
257 00:08:44,306 00:08:46,221 so, Elias, please see me in my office. so, Elias, please see me in my office.
258 00:08:46,264 00:08:49,224
259 00:08:51,705 00:08:54,446 [upbeat music] [upbeat music]
260 00:08:54,490 00:08:57,928
261 00:08:57,972 00:09:00,191 - Hey, how's your day going? - Hey, how's your day going?
262 00:09:01,628 00:09:03,760 - I--I'm not allowed to tell you. - I--I'm not allowed to tell you.
263 00:09:06,284 00:09:09,592 - And this company puts a major focus on education. - And this company puts a major focus on education.
264 00:09:09,636 00:09:10,941 They pay for each of their employees They pay for each of their employees
265 00:09:10,985 00:09:13,640 to become lead certified green associates. to become lead certified green associates.
266 00:09:13,683 00:09:14,989 - Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here - Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here
267 00:09:15,032 00:09:15,990 before this thing becomes sentient before this thing becomes sentient
268 00:09:16,033 00:09:17,905 and starts to fight back? - Ooh. and starts to fight back? - Ooh.
269 00:09:17,948 00:09:20,734 - Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. - Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified.
270 00:09:20,777 00:09:22,431 I think there might be teeth in it. I think there might be teeth in it.
271 00:09:22,474 00:09:25,260 - Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. - Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for.
272 00:09:25,303 00:09:27,741 This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware
273 00:09:27,784 00:09:29,873 and left it on a hot driveway. and left it on a hot driveway.
274 00:09:29,917 00:09:31,483 - You are alarmingly good at that. - You are alarmingly good at that.
275 00:09:31,527 00:09:32,789 - Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking. - Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking.
276 00:09:32,833 00:09:34,791 - Actually, Cheyenne, would it be all right - Actually, Cheyenne, would it be all right
277 00:09:34,835 00:09:36,227 if I took my break a little bit early? if I took my break a little bit early?
278 00:09:36,271 00:09:37,577 I just kind of want to have some time I just kind of want to have some time
279 00:09:37,620 00:09:38,882 to prep for my interview. to prep for my interview.
280 00:09:38,926 00:09:40,449 - I thought you didn't care about that job. - I thought you didn't care about that job.
281 00:09:40,492 00:09:41,668 - Yeah, but you know, these people - Yeah, but you know, these people
282 00:09:41,711 00:09:43,234 are actually making a difference. are actually making a difference.
283 00:09:43,278 00:09:45,541 Plus, I've been here for five years, Plus, I've been here for five years,
284 00:09:45,585 00:09:46,847 and I'm clearly not moving up, and I'm clearly not moving up,
285 00:09:46,890 00:09:48,326 so I might as well look at other options. so I might as well look at other options.
286 00:09:48,370 00:09:51,025 - Yeah, do what you gotta do. - Awesome, thank you. - Yeah, do what you gotta do. - Awesome, thank you.
287 00:09:51,068 00:09:53,593 Don't let that touch your bare skin. Don't let that touch your bare skin.
288 00:09:53,636 00:09:54,985 - Mm. - Mm.
289 00:09:55,029 00:09:56,639 - You're just gonna let him ditch? - You're just gonna let him ditch?
290 00:09:56,683 00:09:58,946 - I mean, I feel kind of bad for him. - I mean, I feel kind of bad for him.
291 00:09:58,989 00:10:00,382 Like, this year's been tough enough, Like, this year's been tough enough,
292 00:10:00,425 00:10:02,863 and then he had the big breakup on top of it. and then he had the big breakup on top of it.
293 00:10:02,906 00:10:06,040 I caught him listening to this music in his car-- I caught him listening to this music in his car--
294 00:10:06,083 00:10:07,737 it didn't even have a beat. it didn't even have a beat.
295 00:10:07,781 00:10:10,653 It was just, like, a guitar and a man. It was just, like, a guitar and a man.
296 00:10:10,697 00:10:12,655 Like, what? Like, what?
297 00:10:12,699 00:10:14,831 - No way. - I'm telling you. - No way. - I'm telling you.
298 00:10:14,875 00:10:16,790 Look at her from the side, and you can see it. Look at her from the side, and you can see it.
299 00:10:16,833 00:10:19,880 - Okay, you heard Dina's rule. - Okay, you heard Dina's rule.
300 00:10:19,923 00:10:22,317 I'm guessing this gossip isn't exactly work related. I'm guessing this gossip isn't exactly work related.
301 00:10:22,360 00:10:26,843 But for my files, I'll need to know what the rumor was. But for my files, I'll need to know what the rumor was.
302 00:10:26,887 00:10:28,976 It was about Sarah's nose job, wasn't it? It was about Sarah's nose job, wasn't it?
303 00:10:29,019 00:10:30,107 Because she totally got one, right? Because she totally got one, right?
304 00:10:30,151 00:10:31,674 - Well, according to Nicki-- - Well, according to Nicki--
305 00:10:31,718 00:10:32,849 - Save it, Janet! - Save it, Janet!
306 00:10:32,893 00:10:35,025 I'm trying to work, and you should be too. I'm trying to work, and you should be too.
307 00:10:35,069 00:10:36,679 - Final warning, Janet. - Final warning, Janet.
308 00:10:39,726 00:10:42,032 - Ugh, anyway, you were saying? - Ugh, anyway, you were saying?
309 00:10:43,294 00:10:45,383 - Does this come in any other colors? - Does this come in any other colors?
310 00:10:45,427 00:10:46,602 - No idea. - No idea.
311 00:10:46,646 00:10:47,647 I'm just trying to picture my fat nephew I'm just trying to picture my fat nephew
312 00:10:47,690 00:10:49,039 squeeze into this bad boy. squeeze into this bad boy.
313 00:10:49,083 00:10:50,345 Keep it between us, though. Keep it between us, though.
314 00:10:50,388 00:10:52,042 My boss doesn't want me talking about him. My boss doesn't want me talking about him.
315 00:10:53,348 00:10:56,264 Hey, any chance you could FaceTime him Hey, any chance you could FaceTime him
316 00:10:56,307 00:10:57,700 while I secretly watch? while I secretly watch?
317 00:10:58,832 00:11:02,531 - Uh, I--I'm not gonna do that. - Uh, I--I'm not gonna do that.
318 00:11:02,574 00:11:05,055 - Please, I need this. He's so fat. - Please, I need this. He's so fat.
319 00:11:05,839 00:11:09,233 - Dang, another empty one. Just more moldy cheese. - Dang, another empty one. Just more moldy cheese.
320 00:11:09,277 00:11:11,366 - Cheer up, we'll find a dead rat in the next one. - Cheer up, we'll find a dead rat in the next one.
321 00:11:11,409 00:11:13,934 - Whoa, once you're away from it and you come back, - Whoa, once you're away from it and you come back,
322 00:11:13,977 00:11:15,370 the smell really hits you. the smell really hits you.
323 00:11:15,413 00:11:16,458 - Yeah, hits you pretty hard - Yeah, hits you pretty hard
324 00:11:16,501 00:11:17,764 when you're here the whole time too. when you're here the whole time too.
325 00:11:17,807 00:11:18,895 - Yeah, I'm so glad you're back. - Yeah, I'm so glad you're back.
326 00:11:18,939 00:11:19,983 I need to tag out. I need to tag out.
327 00:11:20,027 00:11:21,158 - Oh, actually, I was kind of hoping - Oh, actually, I was kind of hoping
328 00:11:21,202 00:11:23,204 to prep for my interview a little bit more. to prep for my interview a little bit more.
329 00:11:23,247 00:11:24,727 It's kind of my deep, dark secret, It's kind of my deep, dark secret,
330 00:11:24,771 00:11:25,815 but I've never stayed awake but I've never stayed awake
331 00:11:25,859 00:11:26,903 through "An Inconvenient Truth," through "An Inconvenient Truth,"
332 00:11:26,947 00:11:28,383 so I gotta go watch that. so I gotta go watch that.
333 00:11:28,426 00:11:30,385 - It's just, I've been covering for you for a while, - It's just, I've been covering for you for a while,
334 00:11:30,428 00:11:32,213 and I have to go do other stuff too. and I have to go do other stuff too.
335 00:11:32,256 00:11:35,259 - Yeah, totally, but I already changed shirts, you know, - Yeah, totally, but I already changed shirts, you know,
336 00:11:35,303 00:11:38,219 so I was kind of hoping to be fully off smell-hunting. so I was kind of hoping to be fully off smell-hunting.
337 00:11:38,262 00:11:40,874 - Okay, fine. - Yeah, sure. - Okay, fine. - Yeah, sure.
338 00:11:40,917 00:11:42,440 I mean, you know, buttons are permanent, I mean, you know, buttons are permanent,
339 00:11:42,484 00:11:44,094 and once you have a shirt on, there's no way to change it. and once you have a shirt on, there's no way to change it.
340 00:11:44,138 00:11:45,748 - What is with you? - It's uncool, man. - What is with you? - It's uncool, man.
341 00:11:45,792 00:11:46,880 You're ditching us. You're ditching us.
342 00:11:46,923 00:11:48,620 - Oh, is that what this is all about? - Oh, is that what this is all about?
343 00:11:48,664 00:11:51,493 Buddy, we can still hang out even when I go to my new job. Buddy, we can still hang out even when I go to my new job.
344 00:11:51,536 00:11:52,624 - I'm not talking about that. - I'm not talking about that.
345 00:11:52,668 00:11:53,930 I'm talking about you bailing on work. I'm talking about you bailing on work.
346 00:11:53,974 00:11:55,410 - You bail on work all the time. - You bail on work all the time.
347 00:11:55,453 00:11:57,542 - I don't bail on work. I half-ass it. - I don't bail on work. I half-ass it.
348 00:11:57,586 00:11:58,892 There's a difference. - Okay, you're not getting it. There's a difference. - Okay, you're not getting it.
349 00:11:58,935 00:11:59,893 I have an opportunity I have an opportunity
350 00:11:59,936 00:12:01,372 that I'm actually psyched about, that I'm actually psyched about,
351 00:12:01,416 00:12:03,026 and I'm sorry, but that's a little more important to me and I'm sorry, but that's a little more important to me
352 00:12:03,070 00:12:04,636 than finding out what smells. than finding out what smells.
353 00:12:04,680 00:12:06,290 - Well, good luck with your interview, buddy. - Well, good luck with your interview, buddy.
354 00:12:06,334 00:12:07,727 - Thank you. - Thank you.
355 00:12:07,770 00:12:09,903 - I was being sarcastic, and it came off supportive. - I was being sarcastic, and it came off supportive.
356 00:12:09,946 00:12:12,209 - Yeah, it's okay. - I know. - Yeah, it's okay. - I know.
357 00:12:12,253 00:12:14,821 - Okay, we're ready for you, Mama. - Okay, we're ready for you, Mama.
358 00:12:16,257 00:12:17,780 [register beeps] [register beeps]
359 00:12:17,824 00:12:19,390 What, you got something to say? What, you got something to say?
360 00:12:19,434 00:12:21,915 - No, I'm not allowed. - No, I'm not allowed.
361 00:12:21,958 00:12:24,439 - Cash or credit, Mama? - Cash or credit, Mama?
362 00:12:24,482 00:12:26,441 - [groans] - [groans]
363 00:12:29,879 00:12:30,880 [thud] [thud]
364 00:12:30,924 00:12:32,752 - Oh, God, I'm so sorry! - Oh, God, I'm so sorry!
365 00:12:32,795 00:12:34,884 That might have been a COVID donut, sir. That might have been a COVID donut, sir.
366 00:12:34,928 00:12:35,842 - I don't understand what the-- - I don't understand what the--
367 00:12:35,885 00:12:38,105 [phone ringing] [phone ringing]
368 00:12:38,148 00:12:39,106 Ugh. Ugh.
369 00:12:41,848 00:12:43,545 Glenn. - Dina. Glenn. - Dina.
370 00:12:43,588 00:12:44,676 How's it going in there? How's it going in there?
371 00:12:44,720 00:12:46,983 Oh, my first week as manager, Oh, my first week as manager,
372 00:12:47,027 00:12:50,030 I was so stressed, all of my leg hair fell off. I was so stressed, all of my leg hair fell off.
373 00:12:50,073 00:12:51,814 You know, I thought about getting into swimming You know, I thought about getting into swimming
374 00:12:51,858 00:12:52,815 'cause, you know, it's supposed to be-- 'cause, you know, it's supposed to be--
375 00:12:52,859 00:12:53,860 - I'm not stressed at all. - I'm not stressed at all.
376 00:12:53,903 00:12:55,383 It's going great. It's going great.
377 00:12:55,426 00:12:57,733 I've kind of adopted a North Korean model, I've kind of adopted a North Korean model,
378 00:12:57,777 00:12:59,648 and I think people are really responding to that. and I think people are really responding to that.
379 00:12:59,691 00:13:01,215 - Oh, cool. - Oh, cool.
380 00:13:01,258 00:13:03,826 - Hey, uh, we just need you inside real quick. - Hey, uh, we just need you inside real quick.
381 00:13:03,870 00:13:05,610 - Oh, my God. - Is she your mother? - Oh, my God. - Is she your mother?
382 00:13:05,654 00:13:07,090 Is she? - Leave me alone! Is she? - Leave me alone!
383 00:13:07,134 00:13:08,744 - Stop saying "mama"! - Stop saying "mama"!
384 00:13:08,788 00:13:10,398 - Nope. - Nope.
385 00:13:10,441 00:13:12,530 - I didn't say anything vulgar. - Sayid, seriously? - I didn't say anything vulgar. - Sayid, seriously?
386 00:13:12,574 00:13:14,402 - I told you I couldn't work with her! - I told you I couldn't work with her!
387 00:13:14,445 00:13:15,446 - Are you the manager? - Are you the manager?
388 00:13:15,490 00:13:16,621 'Cause your employee's harassing me. 'Cause your employee's harassing me.
389 00:13:16,665 00:13:17,971 - Dude, if it's too awkward, - Dude, if it's too awkward,
390 00:13:18,014 00:13:19,886 just FaceTime your own baby, and I'll watch. just FaceTime your own baby, and I'll watch.
391 00:13:19,929 00:13:21,235 - Also, I don't know if you've noticed, - Also, I don't know if you've noticed,
392 00:13:21,278 00:13:22,976 but there is a really gross smell here today. but there is a really gross smell here today.
393 00:13:23,019 00:13:24,281 - I noticed! - I noticed!
394 00:13:26,501 00:13:29,417 - I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule. - I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule.
395 00:13:29,460 00:13:32,072 - Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? - Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane?
396 00:13:32,115 00:13:33,421 This job is hard enough. This job is hard enough.
397 00:13:33,464 00:13:36,076 People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard.
398 00:13:36,119 00:13:37,729 It's like they're emotionally constipated, It's like they're emotionally constipated,
399 00:13:37,773 00:13:39,688 and some of them are very physically bloated as well. and some of them are very physically bloated as well.
400 00:13:39,731 00:13:42,082 - What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people - What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people
401 00:13:42,125 00:13:43,910 poop their emotions all over the place? poop their emotions all over the place?
402 00:13:44,911 00:13:46,042 - You know what? - You know what?
403 00:13:46,086 00:13:47,174 Glenn's still in the parking lot, Glenn's still in the parking lot,
404 00:13:47,217 00:13:48,915 and honestly, he lives for this stuff. and honestly, he lives for this stuff.
405 00:13:48,958 00:13:50,917 Maybe people can go out there and, you know, Maybe people can go out there and, you know,
406 00:13:50,960 00:13:52,092 he can handle that part of the job. he can handle that part of the job.
407 00:13:52,135 00:13:54,094 - Uh-uh, no way. I don't need Glenn's help. - Uh-uh, no way. I don't need Glenn's help.
408 00:13:54,137 00:13:55,747 If listening is part of the job description, If listening is part of the job description,
409 00:13:55,791 00:13:56,836 then I'm gonna be like... then I'm gonna be like...
410 00:14:00,752 00:14:02,319 - Like what? - Like that. - Like what? - Like that.
411 00:14:02,363 00:14:03,625 I was listening. I was listening.
412 00:14:03,668 00:14:07,107 - Oh...okay. - Oh...okay.
413 00:14:08,412 00:14:10,588 - Glenn, I'm sorry, but I'm in electronics, - Glenn, I'm sorry, but I'm in electronics,
414 00:14:10,632 00:14:12,373 so I can't see the wheel. so I can't see the wheel.
415 00:14:12,416 00:14:13,548 Plus, I'm not supposed to be talking. Plus, I'm not supposed to be talking.
416 00:14:13,591 00:14:14,679 - Real quick. - Real quick.
417 00:14:14,723 00:14:15,811 I just had a few ideas I just had a few ideas
418 00:14:15,855 00:14:17,117 for when the wheel lands on "fun." for when the wheel lands on "fun."
419 00:14:17,160 00:14:18,466 Okay, can you just FaceTime me? Okay, can you just FaceTime me?
420 00:14:18,509 00:14:20,337 'Cause it's kind of more of a dance. 'Cause it's kind of more of a dance.
421 00:14:21,251 00:14:23,079 - Meeting, break room, now. - Meeting, break room, now.
422 00:14:23,123 00:14:25,473 [skeleton screeches] [skeleton screeches]
423 00:14:25,516 00:14:27,301 - Sandra, what is going on in there? - Sandra, what is going on in there?
424 00:14:27,344 00:14:28,650 I hear screaming. I hear screaming.
425 00:14:28,693 00:14:30,608 - I will slaughter you all! - I will slaughter you all!
426 00:14:30,652 00:14:34,003 - Sandra, be careful. That lady sounds like bad news! - Sandra, be careful. That lady sounds like bad news!
427 00:14:34,047 00:14:35,135 - Okay, gang, - Okay, gang,
428 00:14:35,178 00:14:36,440 it's been brought to my attention it's been brought to my attention
429 00:14:36,484 00:14:37,964 that my no-talking policy that my no-talking policy
430 00:14:38,007 00:14:40,053 may have been a little extreme. may have been a little extreme.
431 00:14:40,096 00:14:42,882 Okay, I heard that. You were all heard. Okay, I heard that. You were all heard.
432 00:14:42,925 00:14:45,145 So new rule: So new rule:
433 00:14:45,188 00:14:48,670 talking about our feelings is now encouraged. talking about our feelings is now encouraged.
434 00:14:48,713 00:14:50,715 Your manager is listening. Your manager is listening.
435 00:14:50,759 00:14:52,500 [people murmuring] [people murmuring]
436 00:14:52,543 00:14:53,980 Come on, talk! Come on, talk!
437 00:14:54,023 00:14:55,068 Marcus, I know you have something. Marcus, I know you have something.
438 00:14:55,111 00:14:56,112 What was it? Your nephew's dead? What was it? Your nephew's dead?
439 00:14:56,156 00:14:58,245 - Fat. [sighs] - Fat. [sighs]
440 00:14:58,288 00:14:59,420 I'm afraid he's gonna grow I'm afraid he's gonna grow
441 00:14:59,463 00:15:00,943 into those juicy thighs any day now, into those juicy thighs any day now,
442 00:15:00,987 00:15:03,554 and I'm gonna miss it all. - Okay. and I'm gonna miss it all. - Okay.
443 00:15:03,598 00:15:05,165 Thank you, Marcus. Thank you, Marcus.
444 00:15:05,208 00:15:07,645 Let's all come together for Marcus. Let's all come together for Marcus.
445 00:15:07,689 00:15:09,996 If you have fat baby photos, send 'em his way. If you have fat baby photos, send 'em his way.
446 00:15:10,039 00:15:11,954 - Skateboard fail videos help too. - Skateboard fail videos help too.
447 00:15:11,998 00:15:13,129 They're hilarious. They're hilarious.
448 00:15:13,173 00:15:14,652 - Okay, love this. - Okay, love this.
449 00:15:14,696 00:15:16,916 Seems great, but maybe we should set some ground rules. Seems great, but maybe we should set some ground rules.
450 00:15:16,959 00:15:18,700 - Yeah, like won't it get really awkward - Yeah, like won't it get really awkward
451 00:15:18,743 00:15:21,224 if we all say how we really feel about Corey's new hat? if we all say how we really feel about Corey's new hat?
452 00:15:21,268 00:15:23,096 - I watched a tutorial on how to cut my own hair. - I watched a tutorial on how to cut my own hair.
453 00:15:23,139 00:15:25,228 I need a week. - Okay, I got this. I need a week. - Okay, I got this.
454 00:15:25,272 00:15:29,624 Look, what I'm hearing is Corey's hat is a bummer. Look, what I'm hearing is Corey's hat is a bummer.
455 00:15:29,667 00:15:30,886 [people murmuring] [people murmuring]
456 00:15:30,930 00:15:32,453 But Corey's new haircut But Corey's new haircut
457 00:15:32,496 00:15:33,715 might be an even bigger bummer, yeah? might be an even bigger bummer, yeah?
458 00:15:33,758 00:15:35,108 - Mm. - That's true. - Mm. - That's true.
459 00:15:35,151 00:15:36,457 - Who's next? - I'll go. - Who's next? - I'll go.
460 00:15:36,500 00:15:38,198 - Mm-hmm. - I also hate Corey's hat. - Mm-hmm. - I also hate Corey's hat.
461 00:15:38,241 00:15:40,026 - Yeah, okay, we've already explored the hat. - Yeah, okay, we've already explored the hat.
462 00:15:40,069 00:15:41,766 - I feel as though my language is being policed. - I feel as though my language is being policed.
463 00:15:41,810 00:15:45,988 Like, I should be able to call people mama or girlfriend Like, I should be able to call people mama or girlfriend
464 00:15:46,032 00:15:48,382 or "my bad biatch." - Should you? or "my bad biatch." - Should you?
465 00:15:48,425 00:15:50,166 - I keep putting my funny bumper stickers - I keep putting my funny bumper stickers
466 00:15:50,210 00:15:52,212 on Sandra's locker, and she keeps peeling 'em off, on Sandra's locker, and she keeps peeling 'em off,
467 00:15:52,255 00:15:54,127 and it hurts. - Okay. and it hurts. - Okay.
468 00:15:54,170 00:15:56,259 - They say, "I heart musty balls," - They say, "I heart musty balls,"
469 00:15:56,303 00:15:59,219 and it just doesn't really reflect my opinions. and it just doesn't really reflect my opinions.
470 00:15:59,262 00:16:00,524 - Sandra, Earl's in pain. - Sandra, Earl's in pain.
471 00:16:00,568 00:16:01,525 This is not about defending yourself. This is not about defending yourself.
472 00:16:01,569 00:16:02,831 We are here to listen. - Wait. We are here to listen. - Wait.
473 00:16:02,874 00:16:04,354 People aren't allowed to defend themselves? People aren't allowed to defend themselves?
474 00:16:04,398 00:16:05,834 Then I have a ton of stuff. Then I have a ton of stuff.
475 00:16:05,877 00:16:07,488 - Okay, maybe we wrap this up. - Okay, maybe we wrap this up.
476 00:16:07,531 00:16:09,142 - As long as we're airing things out, - As long as we're airing things out,
477 00:16:09,185 00:16:10,752 has anyone noticed anything different has anyone noticed anything different
478 00:16:10,795 00:16:11,971 about Sarah's face? about Sarah's face?
479 00:16:12,014 00:16:13,494 - This I think we should hear out. - This I think we should hear out.
480 00:16:13,537 00:16:15,670 - Oh, my gosh, I didn't get a nose job. - Oh, my gosh, I didn't get a nose job.
481 00:16:15,713 00:16:17,933 I got new glasses and a freakin' haircut. I got new glasses and a freakin' haircut.
482 00:16:17,977 00:16:20,457 - Girl, obviously. [chuckles] - Girl, obviously. [chuckles]
483 00:16:20,501 00:16:22,982 [whispers] No way, it's a thing. [whispers] No way, it's a thing.
484 00:16:23,025 00:16:24,592 - They're a huge water drain, - They're a huge water drain,
485 00:16:24,635 00:16:26,811 and they're already designed to get sun, and they're already designed to get sun,
486 00:16:26,855 00:16:30,076 so I say turn every golf course into a solar farm. so I say turn every golf course into a solar farm.
487 00:16:30,119 00:16:31,816 And I realize that killing golf And I realize that killing golf
488 00:16:31,860 00:16:34,819 is a risky suggestion to make in the business world, but-- is a risky suggestion to make in the business world, but--
489 00:16:34,863 00:16:36,430 - I'd be all for that. I hate golf. - I'd be all for that. I hate golf.
490 00:16:36,473 00:16:37,474 - Awesome, yeah. - Awesome, yeah.
491 00:16:37,518 00:16:38,954 You know, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry.
492 00:16:38,998 00:16:40,477 I don't even know why I started talking about that. I don't even know why I started talking about that.
493 00:16:40,521 00:16:41,696 - No worries. - No worries.
494 00:16:41,739 00:16:44,003 My best ideas come when my mind wanders. My best ideas come when my mind wanders.
495 00:16:44,046 00:16:45,569 - Yeah, right, right? - Yeah, right, right?
496 00:16:45,613 00:16:47,397 Just try and stop this mind from wandering. Just try and stop this mind from wandering.
497 00:16:47,441 00:16:49,008 [chuckles] [chuckles]
498 00:16:49,051 00:16:51,706 But not in, like, an attention deficit disorder situation. But not in, like, an attention deficit disorder situation.
499 00:16:51,749 00:16:54,622 Although there really shouldn't be a stigma-- Although there really shouldn't be a stigma--
500 00:16:54,665 00:16:58,539 um, what is your timeline for making this decision? um, what is your timeline for making this decision?
501 00:16:58,582 00:16:59,801 - Decision? - Decision?
502 00:16:59,844 00:17:04,066 - Uh, for the job that I'm interviewing for. - Uh, for the job that I'm interviewing for.
503 00:17:04,110 00:17:06,590 - Oh, I'm sorry, Jonah. - Oh, I'm sorry, Jonah.
504 00:17:06,634 00:17:08,288 I was under the impression this would just be I was under the impression this would just be
505 00:17:08,331 00:17:10,072 a "pick my brain" type thing. a "pick my brain" type thing.
506 00:17:10,116 00:17:11,595 Your dad said it might be helpful, Your dad said it might be helpful,
507 00:17:11,639 00:17:12,683 get you motivated? get you motivated?
508 00:17:14,163 00:17:17,645 - Oh, you were doing it for my dad. - Oh, you were doing it for my dad.
509 00:17:19,125 00:17:21,301 Uh, well, I mean, as long as we're here, Uh, well, I mean, as long as we're here,
510 00:17:21,344 00:17:24,217 you know, any chance you're hiring? you know, any chance you're hiring?
511 00:17:24,260 00:17:27,176 - I mean, we are, but you spent the last five years - I mean, we are, but you spent the last five years
512 00:17:27,220 00:17:29,135 working in retail. working in retail.
513 00:17:29,178 00:17:31,876 You don't have any corporate experience. You don't have any corporate experience.
514 00:17:31,920 00:17:33,095 In this hiring market, it'd be tough In this hiring market, it'd be tough
515 00:17:33,139 00:17:34,270 to justify bringing you on. to justify bringing you on.
516 00:17:34,314 00:17:36,229 - Oh, I see, right. - Oh, I see, right.
517 00:17:36,272 00:17:38,492 Well, but I did-- I did go to business school. Well, but I did-- I did go to business school.
518 00:17:38,535 00:17:39,623 - Oh, really? I didn't see that on here. - Oh, really? I didn't see that on here.
519 00:17:39,667 00:17:40,668 When did you graduate? When did you graduate?
520 00:17:40,711 00:17:42,583 - I, uh, didn't. - I, uh, didn't.
521 00:17:42,626 00:17:45,542 - Okay, it was nice meeting you, Jonah. - Okay, it was nice meeting you, Jonah.
522 00:17:45,586 00:17:47,196 Stay safe. Stay safe.
523 00:17:47,240 00:17:48,110 - But I absorbed a lot of concepts. - But I absorbed a lot of concepts.
524 00:17:48,154 00:17:49,111 [laptop beeps] [laptop beeps]
525 00:17:49,155 00:17:51,679 [sighs] [sighs]
526 00:17:51,722 00:17:55,161 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
527 00:17:55,204 00:17:56,771 - Okay, you know what? - Okay, you know what?
528 00:17:56,814 00:17:59,774 Garrett totally stole my look, and no one is talking about it. Garrett totally stole my look, and no one is talking about it.
529 00:17:59,817 00:18:01,254 - How is this your look? - How is this your look?
530 00:18:01,297 00:18:04,170 - Not the look I have now. The look I was gonna go for. - Not the look I have now. The look I was gonna go for.
531 00:18:04,213 00:18:06,346 - Okay, guys, the goal is not to fight. - Okay, guys, the goal is not to fight.
532 00:18:06,389 00:18:07,999 - I think Jerry should have ended up with Carol! - I think Jerry should have ended up with Carol!
533 00:18:08,043 00:18:09,523 [all gasp] - How dare you! [all gasp] - How dare you!
534 00:18:09,566 00:18:11,264 - Okay, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Okay, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!
535 00:18:11,307 00:18:12,656 All right, that's our time! This was good. All right, that's our time! This was good.
536 00:18:12,700 00:18:14,136 Is everybody good? We're good? Is everybody good? We're good?
537 00:18:14,180 00:18:16,138 - Are you kidding? You made everything worse. - Are you kidding? You made everything worse.
538 00:18:16,182 00:18:18,009 - Yeah, and now I have to go back out and work - Yeah, and now I have to go back out and work
539 00:18:18,053 00:18:20,882 next to someone who thinks I ate a curly fry off the ground. next to someone who thinks I ate a curly fry off the ground.
540 00:18:20,925 00:18:22,231 - I saw what I saw. - I saw what I saw.
541 00:18:22,275 00:18:24,538 - Okay, all right, new rule: no one can be mad - Okay, all right, new rule: no one can be mad
542 00:18:24,581 00:18:25,930 about whatever was said in this room, okay? about whatever was said in this room, okay?
543 00:18:25,974 00:18:28,194 You just have to all go out there and act normal. You just have to all go out there and act normal.
544 00:18:28,237 00:18:29,499 So, uh...break! So, uh...break!
545 00:18:29,543 00:18:31,501 - Ugh, this whole day sucks. - Ugh, this whole day sucks.
546 00:18:31,545 00:18:33,503 - Yeah, Dina, I'm sorry, no offense, - Yeah, Dina, I'm sorry, no offense,
547 00:18:33,547 00:18:35,897 but I've never seen anyone worse at this job. but I've never seen anyone worse at this job.
548 00:18:35,940 00:18:37,159 [people murmuring] [people murmuring]
549 00:18:37,203 00:18:38,204 - Yeah, when's Glenn coming back? - Yeah, when's Glenn coming back?
550 00:18:38,247 00:18:40,380 [people murmuring] [people murmuring]
551 00:18:40,423 00:18:41,903 - Don't let 'em get you down, Mama. - Don't let 'em get you down, Mama.
552 00:18:41,946 00:18:43,078 - Jesus, Justine, take a note! - Jesus, Justine, take a note!
553 00:18:43,122 00:18:44,471
554 00:18:48,083 00:18:50,694 - Okay, so now that we got it, what do we do with it? - Okay, so now that we got it, what do we do with it?
555 00:18:50,738 00:18:52,522 - I think we just drive, like, 30 miles out of town - I think we just drive, like, 30 miles out of town
556 00:18:52,566 00:18:53,958 and dump it. and dump it.
557 00:18:54,002 00:18:56,352 - Oh, hey, you solved the smell, huh? - Oh, hey, you solved the smell, huh?
558 00:18:56,396 00:18:58,659 - Uh, yeah, but you don't want to get any closer. - Uh, yeah, but you don't want to get any closer.
559 00:18:58,702 00:19:00,139 Protect the shirt at all costs. Protect the shirt at all costs.
560 00:19:00,182 00:19:02,706 - The shirt actually ended up not mattering. - The shirt actually ended up not mattering.
561 00:19:02,750 00:19:05,187 I am apparently not a qualified candidate, I am apparently not a qualified candidate,
562 00:19:05,231 00:19:07,624 but you know, don't worry. but you know, don't worry.
563 00:19:07,668 00:19:09,060 They said they wouldn't keep me in mind. They said they wouldn't keep me in mind.
564 00:19:09,104 00:19:11,280 Uh, I'm sorry, guys. Uh, I'm sorry, guys.
565 00:19:11,324 00:19:16,503 I got ahead of myself, I think, and I guess I was just excited I got ahead of myself, I think, and I guess I was just excited
566 00:19:16,546 00:19:19,636 to be excited about something. to be excited about something.
567 00:19:19,680 00:19:22,987 - Yeah, whatever. Solar's just a fad anyways. - Yeah, whatever. Solar's just a fad anyways.
568 00:19:23,031 00:19:25,294 It's gonna be all about the moon before you know it. It's gonna be all about the moon before you know it.
569 00:19:25,338 00:19:26,904 - Look, I get it. - Look, I get it.
570 00:19:26,948 00:19:29,516 I've been rejected from GameStop, like, four times. I've been rejected from GameStop, like, four times.
571 00:19:29,559 00:19:31,561 Think I just want it too bad. Think I just want it too bad.
572 00:19:31,605 00:19:33,215 But hey, we get to keep you here, But hey, we get to keep you here,
573 00:19:33,259 00:19:36,610 and next mystery scent is all yours. and next mystery scent is all yours.
574 00:19:36,653 00:19:39,221 - Thanks, that's comforting. - Thanks, that's comforting.
575 00:19:39,265 00:19:42,006 Uh, so what was it? Uh, so what was it?
576 00:19:42,050 00:19:43,269 - We don't know. - We don't know.
577 00:19:43,312 00:19:45,053 It looked kind of like an inside-out otter. It looked kind of like an inside-out otter.
578 00:19:45,096 00:19:46,750 - Yeah, we should probably donate it to science, - Yeah, we should probably donate it to science,
579 00:19:46,794 00:19:49,362 but we're just gonna toss it. but we're just gonna toss it.
580 00:19:49,405 00:19:51,581 - Look, today was a little bumpy, - Look, today was a little bumpy,
581 00:19:51,625 00:19:53,496 but hey, sales are up. but hey, sales are up.
582 00:19:53,540 00:19:55,194 We gave out a ton of those bobbleheads. We gave out a ton of those bobbleheads.
583 00:19:55,237 00:19:56,412 God forgive us. God forgive us.
584 00:19:56,456 00:19:57,979 - We basically had a mutiny on our hands. - We basically had a mutiny on our hands.
585 00:19:58,022 00:20:00,199 People wanted Glenn back. People wanted Glenn back.
586 00:20:00,242 00:20:02,505 I even lost Cheyenne, and she'd follow a balloon I even lost Cheyenne, and she'd follow a balloon
587 00:20:02,549 00:20:04,812 with a smiley face on it... with a smiley face on it...
588 00:20:04,855 00:20:07,031 which is basically what Glenn is. which is basically what Glenn is.
589 00:20:07,075 00:20:09,251 Man, I just thought I'd be so good at this. Man, I just thought I'd be so good at this.
590 00:20:09,295 00:20:10,905 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
591 00:20:12,950 00:20:14,169 Do you wanna talk about it? Do you wanna talk about it?
592 00:20:15,257 00:20:17,172 - I just did. - I just did.
593 00:20:17,216 00:20:18,304 Oh, you mean more? Oh, you mean more?
594 00:20:18,347 00:20:19,740 God, no. God, no.
595 00:20:19,783 00:20:20,654 Look, I don't understand why everybody wants Look, I don't understand why everybody wants
596 00:20:20,697 00:20:22,177 to talk everything to death. to talk everything to death.
597 00:20:22,221 00:20:23,526 Like, whatever happened to just taking a baseball bat Like, whatever happened to just taking a baseball bat
598 00:20:23,570 00:20:24,788 to your neighbor's trash can? to your neighbor's trash can?
599 00:20:24,832 00:20:27,313 - Okay. [scoffs] - Okay. [scoffs]
600 00:20:27,356 00:20:30,229 Well, do you wanna, like, go smash something? Well, do you wanna, like, go smash something?
601 00:20:32,013 00:20:33,275 - Yeah. - Yeah.
602 00:20:33,319 00:20:35,234 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
603 00:20:35,277 00:20:38,454 [all cheering] [all cheering]
604 00:20:38,498 00:20:40,195 How do you feel, Justine? - Amazing. How do you feel, Justine? - Amazing.
605 00:20:40,239 00:20:41,936 I have been wanting to hit something with a bat I have been wanting to hit something with a bat
606 00:20:41,979 00:20:44,330 since the "Lemonade" video. since the "Lemonade" video.
607 00:20:44,373 00:20:45,287 - Hit it! [people cheering] - Hit it! [people cheering]
608 00:20:45,331 00:20:47,942 [rock and roll music] [rock and roll music]
609 00:20:47,985 00:20:50,814 - Bring back "Vampire Diaries"! - Bring back "Vampire Diaries"!
610 00:20:50,858 00:20:52,512 - The hat was a gift! - The hat was a gift!
611 00:20:52,555 00:20:56,907
612 00:20:56,951 00:20:58,648 - Oh, we're doing this because we-- - Oh, we're doing this because we--
613 00:20:58,692 00:20:59,823 - No, don't need to know. - No, don't need to know.
614 00:20:59,867 00:21:02,565 - ♪ Today is - ♪ Today is
615 00:21:02,609 00:21:03,610 ♪ Today is ♪ Today is
616 00:21:03,653 00:21:05,046 all: Oh! all: Oh!
617 00:21:05,089 00:21:06,830 - Okay, man! - Okay, man!
618 00:21:06,874 00:21:08,136
619 00:21:08,179 00:21:09,572 - Yeah! - Yeah!
620 00:21:09,616 00:21:11,139 [all cheering] [all cheering]
621 00:21:11,182 00:21:13,924 - No, honey, just put two weeks' worth of ham - No, honey, just put two weeks' worth of ham
622 00:21:13,968 00:21:17,406 in the garage, and then I can--what? in the garage, and then I can--what?
623 00:21:17,450 00:21:19,190 Why? Why?
624 00:21:19,234 00:21:21,802 [people cheering] [people cheering]