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1 | 00:00:04,091 | 00:00:07,094 | - Okay, Glenn texted that he's "rubbing a little latte," | - Okay, Glenn texted that he's "rubbing a little latte," |
2 | 00:00:07,137 | 00:00:08,486 | which is either an autocorrect issue | which is either an autocorrect issue |
3 | 00:00:08,530 | 00:00:09,966 | or a new fetish I don't wanna know about, | or a new fetish I don't wanna know about, |
4 | 00:00:10,010 | 00:00:11,402 | so let's just dive in. | so let's just dive in. |
5 | 00:00:11,446 | 00:00:14,318 | In-person shopping has taken a real kick in the nuts | In-person shopping has taken a real kick in the nuts |
6 | 00:00:14,362 | 00:00:17,104 | because of COVID, so Cloud 9 is trying to lure customers | because of COVID, so Cloud 9 is trying to lure customers |
7 | 00:00:17,147 | 00:00:18,714 | back in here by doing something | back in here by doing something |
8 | 00:00:18,757 | 00:00:21,934 | they're calling the In-store-vaganza | they're calling the In-store-vaganza |
9 | 00:00:22,631 | 00:00:24,328 | Wait, did I-- did I read that right? | Wait, did I-- did I read that right? |
10 | 00:00:24,372 | 00:00:26,504 | - Yeah, you did. It's just terrible. | - Yeah, you did. It's just terrible. |
11 | 00:00:26,548 | 00:00:28,941 | - So Cloud 9 just thinks that that pandemic is over? | - So Cloud 9 just thinks that that pandemic is over? |
12 | 00:00:28,985 | 00:00:30,943 | Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that. | Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that. |
13 | 00:00:30,987 | 00:00:33,250 | - You gotta look at it from corporate's perspective. | - You gotta look at it from corporate's perspective. |
14 | 00:00:33,294 | 00:00:35,165 | They love money, and they don't care if we die. | They love money, and they don't care if we die. |
15 | 00:00:35,209 | 00:00:36,732 | - Ah, yeah, that makes sense. | - Ah, yeah, that makes sense. |
16 | 00:00:36,775 | 00:00:38,777 | - Okay, this event is pretty straightforward. | - Okay, this event is pretty straightforward. |
17 | 00:00:38,821 | 00:00:40,083 | With every purchase, they spin the wheel | With every purchase, they spin the wheel |
18 | 00:00:40,127 | 00:00:41,389 | and win a prize. | and win a prize. |
19 | 00:00:41,432 | 00:00:43,913 | You'll notice there's a slot listed as "fun." | You'll notice there's a slot listed as "fun." |
20 | 00:00:43,956 | 00:00:45,480 | I think you're supposed to provide the customer | I think you're supposed to provide the customer |
21 | 00:00:45,523 | 00:00:47,090 | with fun at your own discretion. | with fun at your own discretion. |
22 | 00:00:47,134 | 00:00:49,440 | Just, you know, keep it above the belt. | Just, you know, keep it above the belt. |
23 | 00:00:49,484 | 00:00:51,529 | - What happens if they land on the MC Cool Cloud? | - What happens if they land on the MC Cool Cloud? |
24 | 00:00:51,573 | 00:00:53,662 | - This waking nightmare happens. | - This waking nightmare happens. |
25 | 00:00:53,705 | 00:00:56,012 | - An MC Cool Cloud collectable bobbling figure. | - An MC Cool Cloud collectable bobbling figure. |
26 | 00:00:56,056 | 00:00:57,361 | Legally, we can't call it a bobblehead | Legally, we can't call it a bobblehead |
27 | 00:00:57,405 | 00:00:59,537 | as his entire body does the bobbling. | as his entire body does the bobbling. |
28 | 00:00:59,581 | 00:01:01,017 | - I always thought the cloud was his head | - I always thought the cloud was his head |
29 | 00:01:01,061 | 00:01:02,018 | and he had no body. | and he had no body. |
30 | 00:01:02,062 | 00:01:03,193 | - No, he's all body. | - No, he's all body. |
31 | 00:01:03,237 | 00:01:05,195 | - So he has eyes in the middle of his chest. | - So he has eyes in the middle of his chest. |
32 | 00:01:05,239 | 00:01:06,457 | - That's better than arms | - That's better than arms |
33 | 00:01:06,501 | 00:01:07,589 | growing out of the sides of his head. | growing out of the sides of his head. |
34 | 00:01:07,632 | 00:01:09,069 | - Oh, like hell it is. | - Oh, like hell it is. |
35 | 00:01:09,112 | 00:01:12,942 | - Hey, guys, sorry I'm late, but to kick things off, | - Hey, guys, sorry I'm late, but to kick things off, |
36 | 00:01:12,985 | 00:01:14,987 | I brought donuts. - Mmm. | I brought donuts. - Mmm. |
37 | 00:01:15,031 | 00:01:18,165 | - You know, help us get into the in-store-vajanza spirit. | - You know, help us get into the in-store-vajanza spirit. |
38 | 00:01:18,208 | 00:01:20,297 | - Oh, please, Glenn, hard G. | - Oh, please, Glenn, hard G. |
39 | 00:01:20,341 | 00:01:22,560 | - Gosh, it's just so nice to be doing something positive | - Gosh, it's just so nice to be doing something positive |
40 | 00:01:22,604 | 00:01:24,997 | with all the bad news out there in the world. | with all the bad news out there in the world. |
41 | 00:01:25,041 | 00:01:26,564 | Like this morning, I found out | Like this morning, I found out |
42 | 00:01:26,608 | 00:01:28,349 | that Bev from my church has COVID. | that Bev from my church has COVID. |
43 | 00:01:28,392 | 00:01:29,828 | - Oh, no. - Oh. | - Oh, no. - Oh. |
44 | 00:01:29,872 | 00:01:31,830 | - She seemed fine at choir practice last night. | - She seemed fine at choir practice last night. |
45 | 00:01:31,874 | 00:01:33,702 | I mean, she coughed a couple of times, | I mean, she coughed a couple of times, |
46 | 00:01:33,745 | 00:01:35,573 | but I thought that was from the high note. | but I thought that was from the high note. |
47 | 00:01:35,617 | 00:01:37,271 | - No, Glenn, Glenn, you need to leave now | - No, Glenn, Glenn, you need to leave now |
48 | 00:01:37,314 | 00:01:39,229 | and isolate until you can get tested. | and isolate until you can get tested. |
49 | 00:01:39,273 | 00:01:41,057 | - But I'll miss the event. | - But I'll miss the event. |
50 | 00:01:41,101 | 00:01:42,406 | - Glenn, I got this. You gotta go. | - Glenn, I got this. You gotta go. |
51 | 00:01:42,450 | 00:01:44,843 | - Are you sure? - Yes, we're sure. Go! | - Are you sure? - Yes, we're sure. Go! |
52 | 00:01:44,887 | 00:01:46,410 | - Glenn. - [sighs] | - Glenn. - [sighs] |
53 | 00:01:46,454 | 00:01:47,890 | Okay, let me just spin it one time before-- | Okay, let me just spin it one time before-- |
54 | 00:01:47,933 | 00:01:49,196 | all: No! | all: No! |
55 | 00:01:49,239 | 00:01:52,155 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
56 | 00:01:52,199 | 00:01:54,984 | ♪ | ♪ |
57 | 00:01:55,027 | 00:01:56,855 | - I've scheduled everyone an hour on the wheel-- | - I've scheduled everyone an hour on the wheel-- |
58 | 00:01:56,899 | 00:01:58,466 | well, half an hour for the real uggos. | well, half an hour for the real uggos. |
59 | 00:01:58,509 | 00:02:00,032 | We're trying to bring people into the store. | We're trying to bring people into the store. |
60 | 00:02:00,076 | 00:02:02,600 | - Why are we walking so fast? - I'm literally winded. | - Why are we walking so fast? - I'm literally winded. |
61 | 00:02:02,644 | 00:02:03,949 | - Cheyenne, you're still gonna have to stay | - Cheyenne, you're still gonna have to stay |
62 | 00:02:03,993 | 00:02:05,560 | on top of deliveries. Produce comes at 11:00. | on top of deliveries. Produce comes at 11:00. |
63 | 00:02:05,603 | 00:02:07,431 | Bananas sit on that truck five minutes too long, | Bananas sit on that truck five minutes too long, |
64 | 00:02:07,475 | 00:02:09,129 | you're taking a trip to bruise town. | you're taking a trip to bruise town. |
65 | 00:02:09,172 | 00:02:11,870 | - You mean the bananas or me? - Mm-hmm. | - You mean the bananas or me? - Mm-hmm. |
66 | 00:02:11,914 | 00:02:14,438 | - Dina, you have Justine and me at the same register, | - Dina, you have Justine and me at the same register, |
67 | 00:02:14,482 | 00:02:16,701 | but lady is on my last nerve today. | but lady is on my last nerve today. |
68 | 00:02:16,745 | 00:02:19,617 | Can you please switch me anywhere? | Can you please switch me anywhere? |
69 | 00:02:20,488 | 00:02:22,229 | - Here's what we're gonna do. | - Here's what we're gonna do. |
70 | 00:02:22,272 | 00:02:23,795 | You're gonna go back and work on that register | You're gonna go back and work on that register |
71 | 00:02:23,839 | 00:02:25,623 | with Justine, and you're not gonna complain about it, | with Justine, and you're not gonna complain about it, |
72 | 00:02:25,667 | 00:02:27,190 | because that's what you were hired to do. | because that's what you were hired to do. |
73 | 00:02:27,234 | 00:02:29,149 | I mean, unless-- were you hired to complain? | I mean, unless-- were you hired to complain? |
74 | 00:02:29,192 | 00:02:30,976 | Is that your job? - No. | Is that your job? - No. |
75 | 00:02:31,020 | 00:02:32,587 | - Didn't think so. Have fun. | - Didn't think so. Have fun. |
76 | 00:02:33,631 | 00:02:35,981 | - [chuckles] - What? | - [chuckles] - What? |
77 | 00:02:36,025 | 00:02:37,635 | - Me? Nothing. | - Me? Nothing. |
78 | 00:02:37,679 | 00:02:39,376 | I think Cheyenne thought you were being too harsh, but-- | I think Cheyenne thought you were being too harsh, but-- |
79 | 00:02:39,420 | 00:02:41,944 | - I did, but don't say that. | - I did, but don't say that. |
80 | 00:02:41,987 | 00:02:43,641 | - I'm not being harsh. I'm being firm. | - I'm not being harsh. I'm being firm. |
81 | 00:02:43,685 | 00:02:45,948 | Look, I get that Glenn likes to coddle everyone, | Look, I get that Glenn likes to coddle everyone, |
82 | 00:02:45,991 | 00:02:48,342 | but it is my store today, so while I have the chance, | but it is my store today, so while I have the chance, |
83 | 00:02:48,385 | 00:02:50,561 | I am going to do everything the right way. | I am going to do everything the right way. |
84 | 00:02:50,605 | 00:02:52,520 | - Mm, yeah, pressure's kind of on, huh? | - Mm, yeah, pressure's kind of on, huh? |
85 | 00:02:52,563 | 00:02:53,825 | - What's that supposed to mean? | - What's that supposed to mean? |
86 | 00:02:53,869 | 00:02:55,653 | - Just, like, you know, after all the smack | - Just, like, you know, after all the smack |
87 | 00:02:55,697 | 00:02:57,612 | you've talked about Glenn, people kind of expect you | you've talked about Glenn, people kind of expect you |
88 | 00:02:57,655 | 00:02:59,962 | to kill it right out the gate. | to kill it right out the gate. |
89 | 00:03:00,005 | 00:03:01,572 | - Not a problem for me. | - Not a problem for me. |
90 | 00:03:01,616 | 00:03:03,487 | I'm gonna turn this place into the most efficient machine | I'm gonna turn this place into the most efficient machine |
91 | 00:03:03,531 | 00:03:04,923 | you have ever seen. | you have ever seen. |
92 | 00:03:04,967 | 00:03:06,360 | Yes, even more efficient | Yes, even more efficient |
93 | 00:03:06,403 | 00:03:08,362 | than United Alloy's aluminum extrusion press. | than United Alloy's aluminum extrusion press. |
94 | 00:03:08,405 | 00:03:10,494 | [chuckles] God. | [chuckles] God. |
95 | 00:03:10,538 | 00:03:13,541 | - Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already. | - Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already. |
96 | 00:03:13,584 | 00:03:16,326 | - Oh, my God, what's the max? | - Oh, my God, what's the max? |
97 | 00:03:16,370 | 00:03:19,721 | - There's no-- you just keep on walking. | - There's no-- you just keep on walking. |
98 | 00:03:19,764 | 00:03:22,202 | - Like, unlimited? | - Like, unlimited? |
99 | 00:03:23,115 | 00:03:26,206 | [phone ringing] | [phone ringing] |
100 | 00:03:28,817 | 00:03:29,861 | - Glenn? | - Glenn? |
101 | 00:03:29,905 | 00:03:31,646 | - Yeah, hey, Sandra, to your left! | - Yeah, hey, Sandra, to your left! |
102 | 00:03:31,689 | 00:03:33,909 | Hi, yeah, I can't go home yet | Hi, yeah, I can't go home yet |
103 | 00:03:33,952 | 00:03:36,041 | 'cause Jerusha's still setting up the garage | 'cause Jerusha's still setting up the garage |
104 | 00:03:36,085 | 00:03:37,434 | for me to quarantine in. | for me to quarantine in. |
105 | 00:03:37,478 | 00:03:39,306 | She's gonna put me between the paint cans | She's gonna put me between the paint cans |
106 | 00:03:39,349 | 00:03:41,090 | and the blow-up angels. | and the blow-up angels. |
107 | 00:03:41,133 | 00:03:42,744 | - Oh, okay, that's nice. | - Oh, okay, that's nice. |
108 | 00:03:42,787 | 00:03:45,573 | - Yeah, so listen, you've got to tell me about the wheel. | - Yeah, so listen, you've got to tell me about the wheel. |
109 | 00:03:45,616 | 00:03:47,314 | Did it do that thing where it looks as though | Did it do that thing where it looks as though |
110 | 00:03:47,357 | 00:03:49,054 | it's gonna land on a really good prize, | it's gonna land on a really good prize, |
111 | 00:03:49,098 | 00:03:51,100 | but then it lands on, like, a less good prize? | but then it lands on, like, a less good prize? |
112 | 00:03:51,143 | 00:03:52,493 | Did it do that? | Did it do that? |
113 | 00:03:52,536 | 00:03:54,364 | - I haven't seen it personally, | - I haven't seen it personally, |
114 | 00:03:54,408 | 00:03:56,192 | but I've heard that has happened. | but I've heard that has happened. |
115 | 00:03:56,236 | 00:03:58,325 | - Really? What a rush. | - Really? What a rush. |
116 | 00:03:58,368 | 00:04:00,936 | Hey, what if you kept me on the phone? | Hey, what if you kept me on the phone? |
117 | 00:04:00,979 | 00:04:04,244 | That way I could hear how the event was going firsthand, | That way I could hear how the event was going firsthand, |
118 | 00:04:04,287 | 00:04:06,637 | and besides, you know, the more I talk, | and besides, you know, the more I talk, |
119 | 00:04:06,681 | 00:04:10,380 | the less likely I am to dig into these 72 donuts. | the less likely I am to dig into these 72 donuts. |
120 | 00:04:10,424 | 00:04:13,427 | - Oh, sure, Glenn. I'll stay on. | - Oh, sure, Glenn. I'll stay on. |
121 | 00:04:13,470 | 00:04:14,819 | - Oh, great. | - Oh, great. |
122 | 00:04:14,863 | 00:04:17,387 | Sandra, it's actually 71 1/2 donuts. | Sandra, it's actually 71 1/2 donuts. |
123 | 00:04:17,431 | 00:04:19,259 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
124 | 00:04:19,302 | 00:04:20,782 | - All right, go claim your prize, | - All right, go claim your prize, |
125 | 00:04:20,825 | 00:04:23,306 | and I will disinfect this again. | and I will disinfect this again. |
126 | 00:04:23,350 | 00:04:27,267 | Oh, hey, Cheyenne, is it cool if I take off | Oh, hey, Cheyenne, is it cool if I take off |
127 | 00:04:27,310 | 00:04:28,746 | for a few minutes around 3:00? | for a few minutes around 3:00? |
128 | 00:04:28,790 | 00:04:30,835 | - Uh, yeah, sure. Why are you asking me? | - Uh, yeah, sure. Why are you asking me? |
129 | 00:04:30,879 | 00:04:34,012 | - Because you're floor supervisor now. | - Because you're floor supervisor now. |
130 | 00:04:34,056 | 00:04:36,493 | - Oh, yeah, duh, I forgot. Yeah, that's fine. | - Oh, yeah, duh, I forgot. Yeah, that's fine. |
131 | 00:04:36,537 | 00:04:37,625 | - Great, awesome, thanks. | - Great, awesome, thanks. |
132 | 00:04:37,668 | 00:04:38,930 | My dad keeps pushing me | My dad keeps pushing me |
133 | 00:04:38,974 | 00:04:40,671 | to interview with this friend of his. | to interview with this friend of his. |
134 | 00:04:40,715 | 00:04:42,760 | He's got, like, an opening at a roofing company or whatever. | He's got, like, an opening at a roofing company or whatever. |
135 | 00:04:42,804 | 00:04:44,501 | - Oh, I might have to get the name from you. | - Oh, I might have to get the name from you. |
136 | 00:04:44,545 | 00:04:45,850 | We need some work on our roof. | We need some work on our roof. |
137 | 00:04:45,894 | 00:04:47,852 | Bo tried to cut out our own skylight, | Bo tried to cut out our own skylight, |
138 | 00:04:47,896 | 00:04:49,332 | and it is messed. | and it is messed. |
139 | 00:04:49,376 | 00:04:50,290 | - Wait, you're looking for a new job? | - Wait, you're looking for a new job? |
140 | 00:04:50,333 | 00:04:51,639 | - No, no, no, no, no. | - No, no, no, no, no. |
141 | 00:04:51,682 | 00:04:53,597 | It's not like I'm, like, dying to work in roofing. | It's not like I'm, like, dying to work in roofing. |
142 | 00:04:53,641 | 00:04:55,338 | I just gotta get my dad off my back. | I just gotta get my dad off my back. |
143 | 00:04:55,382 | 00:04:56,861 | He keeps telling me I have to move on. | He keeps telling me I have to move on. |
144 | 00:04:56,905 | 00:04:58,341 | He also keeps telling me I have to watch | He also keeps telling me I have to watch |
145 | 00:04:58,385 | 00:05:00,343 | the show "Yellowstone," but it looks really violent. | the show "Yellowstone," but it looks really violent. |
146 | 00:05:00,387 | 00:05:01,953 | - Jonah, Garrett, some customers | - Jonah, Garrett, some customers |
147 | 00:05:01,997 | 00:05:03,651 | have been complaining about a weird smell. | have been complaining about a weird smell. |
148 | 00:05:03,694 | 00:05:05,957 | - Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. | - Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. |
149 | 00:05:06,001 | 00:05:08,960 | It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other. | It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other. |
150 | 00:05:09,004 | 00:05:12,007 | - Wow, that's-- that's exactly what it is. | - Wow, that's-- that's exactly what it is. |
151 | 00:05:12,050 | 00:05:14,444 | - Okay, I'm manager today, so if they smelt it, | - Okay, I'm manager today, so if they smelt it, |
152 | 00:05:14,488 | 00:05:15,924 | it's as though I dealt it. | it's as though I dealt it. |
153 | 00:05:15,967 | 00:05:18,579 | I need you two to locate this and eliminate it. | I need you two to locate this and eliminate it. |
154 | 00:05:19,406 | 00:05:22,365 | - So just to be clear, this is cooler than roofing? | - So just to be clear, this is cooler than roofing? |
155 | 00:05:22,409 | 00:05:24,149 | - Hmm. | - Hmm. |
156 | 00:05:24,193 | 00:05:25,542 | [Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round [Like a Record]"] | [Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round [Like a Record]"] |
157 | 00:05:25,586 | 00:05:26,804 | - ♪ All I know is that to me | - ♪ All I know is that to me |
158 | 00:05:26,848 | 00:05:27,849 | ♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪ | ♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪ |
159 | 00:05:27,892 | 00:05:29,546 | ♪ Open up your lovin' arms | ♪ Open up your lovin' arms |
160 | 00:05:29,590 | 00:05:31,418 | ♪ I want some-- | ♪ I want some-- |
161 | 00:05:31,461 | 00:05:33,985 | - Marcus, why is this here? | - Marcus, why is this here? |
162 | 00:05:34,029 | 00:05:36,205 | The prize bin is supposed to be overflowing to pull people in. | The prize bin is supposed to be overflowing to pull people in. |
163 | 00:05:36,248 | 00:05:37,946 | That's, like, carnie 101. | That's, like, carnie 101. |
164 | 00:05:37,989 | 00:05:40,644 | - Sorry, I've just been feeling a little down lately. | - Sorry, I've just been feeling a little down lately. |
165 | 00:05:40,688 | 00:05:41,776 | - Yeah, you know what makes me feel down? | - Yeah, you know what makes me feel down? |
166 | 00:05:41,819 | 00:05:43,473 | People who don't do their jobs. | People who don't do their jobs. |
167 | 00:05:43,517 | 00:05:45,214 | - For me, it's more the virus stuff. | - For me, it's more the virus stuff. |
168 | 00:05:45,257 | 00:05:46,781 | You know, I just became an uncle, | You know, I just became an uncle, |
169 | 00:05:46,824 | 00:05:49,044 | and I haven't even been able to meet my fat baby nephew yet. | and I haven't even been able to meet my fat baby nephew yet. |
170 | 00:05:49,087 | 00:05:51,655 | I mean, look at those rolls. | I mean, look at those rolls. |
171 | 00:05:51,699 | 00:05:53,135 | You could lose a ChapStick in there. | You could lose a ChapStick in there. |
172 | 00:05:53,178 | 00:05:56,007 | You know, if I could get an extra five at lunch today, | You know, if I could get an extra five at lunch today, |
173 | 00:05:56,051 | 00:05:58,575 | he should be up from his nap, and I could FaceTime him-- | he should be up from his nap, and I could FaceTime him-- |
174 | 00:05:58,619 | 00:06:00,098 | - Yeah, wouldn't it be great if we could just | - Yeah, wouldn't it be great if we could just |
175 | 00:06:00,142 | 00:06:02,579 | all FaceTime our fat friends anytime we wanted? | all FaceTime our fat friends anytime we wanted? |
176 | 00:06:02,623 | 00:06:04,842 | What a world that would be. - But Dina, I-- | What a world that would be. - But Dina, I-- |
177 | 00:06:04,886 | 00:06:06,757 | - No, if I make an exception for you, pretty soon | - No, if I make an exception for you, pretty soon |
178 | 00:06:06,801 | 00:06:08,846 | Preeti's gonna be wearing her sandals on the floor, | Preeti's gonna be wearing her sandals on the floor, |
179 | 00:06:08,890 | 00:06:10,674 | and Jay's gonna be listening to his iPod, | and Jay's gonna be listening to his iPod, |
180 | 00:06:10,718 | 00:06:12,850 | and this place is gonna turn into Woodstock. | and this place is gonna turn into Woodstock. |
181 | 00:06:12,894 | 00:06:14,199 | - There she is. | - There she is. |
182 | 00:06:14,243 | 00:06:17,028 | Dina, you have to take me off of Sayid's register. | Dina, you have to take me off of Sayid's register. |
183 | 00:06:17,072 | 00:06:18,203 | - She calls everyone "Mama." | - She calls everyone "Mama." |
184 | 00:06:18,247 | 00:06:20,467 | Hey, there, Mama. Paper or plastic, Mama? | Hey, there, Mama. Paper or plastic, Mama? |
185 | 00:06:20,510 | 00:06:23,295 | They're not your mama. Your mother lives in Sarasota. | They're not your mama. Your mother lives in Sarasota. |
186 | 00:06:23,339 | 00:06:26,081 | - You just can't handle women lifting up other women. | - You just can't handle women lifting up other women. |
187 | 00:06:26,124 | 00:06:28,736 | - Hey, hey, hey, hey, I can fix this, okay? | - Hey, hey, hey, hey, I can fix this, okay? |
188 | 00:06:28,779 | 00:06:30,738 | Just calm down. Everybody close your eyes. | Just calm down. Everybody close your eyes. |
189 | 00:06:31,652 | 00:06:33,393 | Now take a deep breath. | Now take a deep breath. |
190 | 00:06:33,436 | 00:06:35,873 | [all breathe deeply] | [all breathe deeply] |
191 | 00:06:35,917 | 00:06:39,442 | Okay, now shut the [bleep] up and go back to work. | Okay, now shut the [bleep] up and go back to work. |
192 | 00:06:39,486 | 00:06:41,879 | Unbelievable. | Unbelievable. |
193 | 00:06:41,923 | 00:06:44,404 | - The smell's gotta be coming from toys. | - The smell's gotta be coming from toys. |
194 | 00:06:44,447 | 00:06:45,622 | The stuff I've seen kids do | The stuff I've seen kids do |
195 | 00:06:45,666 | 00:06:47,145 | to these things should be illegal. | to these things should be illegal. |
196 | 00:06:47,189 | 00:06:48,669 | Aha! | Aha! |
197 | 00:06:48,712 | 00:06:52,324 | Completely encrusted. Ugh, look at yourself. | Completely encrusted. Ugh, look at yourself. |
198 | 00:06:52,368 | 00:06:53,935 | - Go ahead. Smell that little bastard. | - Go ahead. Smell that little bastard. |
199 | 00:06:54,979 | 00:06:56,198 | - [sniffs] | - [sniffs] |
200 | 00:06:56,241 | 00:06:57,939 | Nah, it's not our guy. | Nah, it's not our guy. |
201 | 00:06:57,982 | 00:06:59,549 | - Jonah, I looked up that company, | - Jonah, I looked up that company, |
202 | 00:06:59,593 | 00:07:01,116 | and they don't do roof repair. | and they don't do roof repair. |
203 | 00:07:01,159 | 00:07:02,987 | They do solar panels. | They do solar panels. |
204 | 00:07:03,031 | 00:07:04,511 | I guess we could cover our hole with one, | I guess we could cover our hole with one, |
205 | 00:07:04,554 | 00:07:05,729 | but probably cheaper | but probably cheaper |
206 | 00:07:05,773 | 00:07:07,078 | to just stick with the mattress we found. | to just stick with the mattress we found. |
207 | 00:07:07,122 | 00:07:09,864 | - Whoa, this is a total solar energy company. | - Whoa, this is a total solar energy company. |
208 | 00:07:09,907 | 00:07:11,561 | Why didn't my dad say that? | Why didn't my dad say that? |
209 | 00:07:11,605 | 00:07:13,084 | They do hydronic heating too? | They do hydronic heating too? |
210 | 00:07:13,128 | 00:07:14,738 | I wonder if they mess with geothermal. | I wonder if they mess with geothermal. |
211 | 00:07:14,782 | 00:07:16,131 | - We're all wondering that. | - We're all wondering that. |
212 | 00:07:16,174 | 00:07:17,741 | - Oh, have you heard of that company, though, | - Oh, have you heard of that company, though, |
213 | 00:07:17,785 | 00:07:20,004 | that can turn anything in your house into a fish tank? | that can turn anything in your house into a fish tank? |
214 | 00:07:20,048 | 00:07:22,006 | You should see if your dad knows that guy. | You should see if your dad knows that guy. |
215 | 00:07:22,050 | 00:07:23,007 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
216 | 00:07:23,051 | 00:07:24,095 | - Yeah, that guy is pretty dope. | - Yeah, that guy is pretty dope. |
217 | 00:07:24,139 | 00:07:26,097 | I heard he gives you a free fish. | I heard he gives you a free fish. |
218 | 00:07:26,141 | 00:07:27,882 | - Okay, wheel's spinning. | - Okay, wheel's spinning. |
219 | 00:07:29,536 | 00:07:31,059 | Still spinning. | Still spinning. |
220 | 00:07:31,102 | 00:07:33,278 | Customer looks like she's hoping it'll land | Customer looks like she's hoping it'll land |
221 | 00:07:33,322 | 00:07:34,889 | on something good, I think. | on something good, I think. |
222 | 00:07:34,932 | 00:07:37,544 | - Oh, my gosh, I feel like I'm there. | - Oh, my gosh, I feel like I'm there. |
223 | 00:07:37,587 | 00:07:39,502 | You're so good at this. | You're so good at this. |
224 | 00:07:39,546 | 00:07:41,591 | Sandra, you could do golf. | Sandra, you could do golf. |
225 | 00:07:41,635 | 00:07:43,680 | [stomach gurgles] | [stomach gurgles] |
226 | 00:07:43,724 | 00:07:45,465 | Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? | Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? |
227 | 00:07:45,508 | 00:07:46,857 | [stomach gurgles] | [stomach gurgles] |
228 | 00:07:46,901 | 00:07:48,380 | Go on. | Go on. |
229 | 00:07:48,424 | 00:07:52,123 | - Hey, did you leave these on my desk to fax to corporate? | - Hey, did you leave these on my desk to fax to corporate? |
230 | 00:07:52,167 | 00:07:54,778 | - Yeah, I'm writing up Justine, Marcus, and Sayid. | - Yeah, I'm writing up Justine, Marcus, and Sayid. |
231 | 00:07:54,822 | 00:07:57,520 | - A little extreme, but where it says offense, | - A little extreme, but where it says offense, |
232 | 00:07:57,564 | 00:07:58,695 | you have to check a box. | you have to check a box. |
233 | 00:07:58,739 | 00:08:00,218 | You can't just write "actively worthless." | You can't just write "actively worthless." |
234 | 00:08:00,262 | 00:08:01,655 | - But they were being actively worthless. | - But they were being actively worthless. |
235 | 00:08:01,698 | 00:08:04,484 | - Whoa, you okay there? | - Whoa, you okay there? |
236 | 00:08:04,527 | 00:08:05,528 | - [sighs] | - [sighs] |
237 | 00:08:05,572 | 00:08:07,051 | Cheyenne had a point. | Cheyenne had a point. |
238 | 00:08:07,095 | 00:08:09,793 | I have been criticizing Glenn for years passionately. | I have been criticizing Glenn for years passionately. |
239 | 00:08:09,837 | 00:08:10,881 | I like to think I've made something | I like to think I've made something |
240 | 00:08:10,925 | 00:08:12,448 | of an art form out of it. | of an art form out of it. |
241 | 00:08:12,492 | 00:08:15,582 | But now that it's my turn, I kind of have to be perfect, | But now that it's my turn, I kind of have to be perfect, |
242 | 00:08:15,625 | 00:08:17,148 | so I just--I can't deal | so I just--I can't deal |
243 | 00:08:17,192 | 00:08:19,368 | with anyone's emotional nonsense today. | with anyone's emotional nonsense today. |
244 | 00:08:19,411 | 00:08:21,544 | - I know, but the thing is, | - I know, but the thing is, |
245 | 00:08:21,588 | 00:08:23,372 | employees here are people. | employees here are people. |
246 | 00:08:23,415 | 00:08:24,678 | They're gonna have conflicts. | They're gonna have conflicts. |
247 | 00:08:24,721 | 00:08:26,506 | They're gonna want to complain about their lives. | They're gonna want to complain about their lives. |
248 | 00:08:26,549 | 00:08:27,681 | It's just part of work. | It's just part of work. |
249 | 00:08:29,726 | 00:08:31,075 | - Not today, it's not. | - Not today, it's not. |
250 | 00:08:31,119 | 00:08:32,468 | [phone beeps] | [phone beeps] |
251 | 00:08:32,512 | 00:08:34,688 | Attention Cloud 9 employees, this is your manager. | Attention Cloud 9 employees, this is your manager. |
252 | 00:08:34,731 | 00:08:35,776 | New policy. | New policy. |
253 | 00:08:35,819 | 00:08:37,038 | Starting now, there will be | Starting now, there will be |
254 | 00:08:37,081 | 00:08:39,170 | absolutely no personal talk on the floor. | absolutely no personal talk on the floor. |
255 | 00:08:39,214 | 00:08:41,564 | Work talk only. Zero tolerance. | Work talk only. Zero tolerance. |
256 | 00:08:41,608 | 00:08:44,262 | Also, this policy is retroactive to 20 minutes ago, | Also, this policy is retroactive to 20 minutes ago, |
257 | 00:08:44,306 | 00:08:46,221 | so, Elias, please see me in my office. | so, Elias, please see me in my office. |
258 | 00:08:46,264 | 00:08:49,224 | ♪ | ♪ |
259 | 00:08:51,705 | 00:08:54,446 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
260 | 00:08:54,490 | 00:08:57,928 | ♪ | ♪ |
261 | 00:08:57,972 | 00:09:00,191 | - Hey, how's your day going? | - Hey, how's your day going? |
262 | 00:09:01,628 | 00:09:03,760 | - I--I'm not allowed to tell you. | - I--I'm not allowed to tell you. |
263 | 00:09:06,284 | 00:09:09,592 | - And this company puts a major focus on education. | - And this company puts a major focus on education. |
264 | 00:09:09,636 | 00:09:10,941 | They pay for each of their employees | They pay for each of their employees |
265 | 00:09:10,985 | 00:09:13,640 | to become lead certified green associates. | to become lead certified green associates. |
266 | 00:09:13,683 | 00:09:14,989 | - Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here | - Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here |
267 | 00:09:15,032 | 00:09:15,990 | before this thing becomes sentient | before this thing becomes sentient |
268 | 00:09:16,033 | 00:09:17,905 | and starts to fight back? - Ooh. | and starts to fight back? - Ooh. |
269 | 00:09:17,948 | 00:09:20,734 | - Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. | - Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. |
270 | 00:09:20,777 | 00:09:22,431 | I think there might be teeth in it. | I think there might be teeth in it. |
271 | 00:09:22,474 | 00:09:25,260 | - Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. | - Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. |
272 | 00:09:25,303 | 00:09:27,741 | This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware | This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware |
273 | 00:09:27,784 | 00:09:29,873 | and left it on a hot driveway. | and left it on a hot driveway. |
274 | 00:09:29,917 | 00:09:31,483 | - You are alarmingly good at that. | - You are alarmingly good at that. |
275 | 00:09:31,527 | 00:09:32,789 | - Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking. | - Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking. |
276 | 00:09:32,833 | 00:09:34,791 | - Actually, Cheyenne, would it be all right | - Actually, Cheyenne, would it be all right |
277 | 00:09:34,835 | 00:09:36,227 | if I took my break a little bit early? | if I took my break a little bit early? |
278 | 00:09:36,271 | 00:09:37,577 | I just kind of want to have some time | I just kind of want to have some time |
279 | 00:09:37,620 | 00:09:38,882 | to prep for my interview. | to prep for my interview. |
280 | 00:09:38,926 | 00:09:40,449 | - I thought you didn't care about that job. | - I thought you didn't care about that job. |
281 | 00:09:40,492 | 00:09:41,668 | - Yeah, but you know, these people | - Yeah, but you know, these people |
282 | 00:09:41,711 | 00:09:43,234 | are actually making a difference. | are actually making a difference. |
283 | 00:09:43,278 | 00:09:45,541 | Plus, I've been here for five years, | Plus, I've been here for five years, |
284 | 00:09:45,585 | 00:09:46,847 | and I'm clearly not moving up, | and I'm clearly not moving up, |
285 | 00:09:46,890 | 00:09:48,326 | so I might as well look at other options. | so I might as well look at other options. |
286 | 00:09:48,370 | 00:09:51,025 | - Yeah, do what you gotta do. - Awesome, thank you. | - Yeah, do what you gotta do. - Awesome, thank you. |
287 | 00:09:51,068 | 00:09:53,593 | Don't let that touch your bare skin. | Don't let that touch your bare skin. |
288 | 00:09:53,636 | 00:09:54,985 | - Mm. | - Mm. |
289 | 00:09:55,029 | 00:09:56,639 | - You're just gonna let him ditch? | - You're just gonna let him ditch? |
290 | 00:09:56,683 | 00:09:58,946 | - I mean, I feel kind of bad for him. | - I mean, I feel kind of bad for him. |
291 | 00:09:58,989 | 00:10:00,382 | Like, this year's been tough enough, | Like, this year's been tough enough, |
292 | 00:10:00,425 | 00:10:02,863 | and then he had the big breakup on top of it. | and then he had the big breakup on top of it. |
293 | 00:10:02,906 | 00:10:06,040 | I caught him listening to this music in his car-- | I caught him listening to this music in his car-- |
294 | 00:10:06,083 | 00:10:07,737 | it didn't even have a beat. | it didn't even have a beat. |
295 | 00:10:07,781 | 00:10:10,653 | It was just, like, a guitar and a man. | It was just, like, a guitar and a man. |
296 | 00:10:10,697 | 00:10:12,655 | Like, what? | Like, what? |
297 | 00:10:12,699 | 00:10:14,831 | - No way. - I'm telling you. | - No way. - I'm telling you. |
298 | 00:10:14,875 | 00:10:16,790 | Look at her from the side, and you can see it. | Look at her from the side, and you can see it. |
299 | 00:10:16,833 | 00:10:19,880 | - Okay, you heard Dina's rule. | - Okay, you heard Dina's rule. |
300 | 00:10:19,923 | 00:10:22,317 | I'm guessing this gossip isn't exactly work related. | I'm guessing this gossip isn't exactly work related. |
301 | 00:10:22,360 | 00:10:26,843 | But for my files, I'll need to know what the rumor was. | But for my files, I'll need to know what the rumor was. |
302 | 00:10:26,887 | 00:10:28,976 | It was about Sarah's nose job, wasn't it? | It was about Sarah's nose job, wasn't it? |
303 | 00:10:29,019 | 00:10:30,107 | Because she totally got one, right? | Because she totally got one, right? |
304 | 00:10:30,151 | 00:10:31,674 | - Well, according to Nicki-- | - Well, according to Nicki-- |
305 | 00:10:31,718 | 00:10:32,849 | - Save it, Janet! | - Save it, Janet! |
306 | 00:10:32,893 | 00:10:35,025 | I'm trying to work, and you should be too. | I'm trying to work, and you should be too. |
307 | 00:10:35,069 | 00:10:36,679 | - Final warning, Janet. | - Final warning, Janet. |
308 | 00:10:39,726 | 00:10:42,032 | - Ugh, anyway, you were saying? | - Ugh, anyway, you were saying? |
309 | 00:10:43,294 | 00:10:45,383 | - Does this come in any other colors? | - Does this come in any other colors? |
310 | 00:10:45,427 | 00:10:46,602 | - No idea. | - No idea. |
311 | 00:10:46,646 | 00:10:47,647 | I'm just trying to picture my fat nephew | I'm just trying to picture my fat nephew |
312 | 00:10:47,690 | 00:10:49,039 | squeeze into this bad boy. | squeeze into this bad boy. |
313 | 00:10:49,083 | 00:10:50,345 | Keep it between us, though. | Keep it between us, though. |
314 | 00:10:50,388 | 00:10:52,042 | My boss doesn't want me talking about him. | My boss doesn't want me talking about him. |
315 | 00:10:53,348 | 00:10:56,264 | Hey, any chance you could FaceTime him | Hey, any chance you could FaceTime him |
316 | 00:10:56,307 | 00:10:57,700 | while I secretly watch? | while I secretly watch? |
317 | 00:10:58,832 | 00:11:02,531 | - Uh, I--I'm not gonna do that. | - Uh, I--I'm not gonna do that. |
318 | 00:11:02,574 | 00:11:05,055 | - Please, I need this. He's so fat. | - Please, I need this. He's so fat. |
319 | 00:11:05,839 | 00:11:09,233 | - Dang, another empty one. Just more moldy cheese. | - Dang, another empty one. Just more moldy cheese. |
320 | 00:11:09,277 | 00:11:11,366 | - Cheer up, we'll find a dead rat in the next one. | - Cheer up, we'll find a dead rat in the next one. |
321 | 00:11:11,409 | 00:11:13,934 | - Whoa, once you're away from it and you come back, | - Whoa, once you're away from it and you come back, |
322 | 00:11:13,977 | 00:11:15,370 | the smell really hits you. | the smell really hits you. |
323 | 00:11:15,413 | 00:11:16,458 | - Yeah, hits you pretty hard | - Yeah, hits you pretty hard |
324 | 00:11:16,501 | 00:11:17,764 | when you're here the whole time too. | when you're here the whole time too. |
325 | 00:11:17,807 | 00:11:18,895 | - Yeah, I'm so glad you're back. | - Yeah, I'm so glad you're back. |
326 | 00:11:18,939 | 00:11:19,983 | I need to tag out. | I need to tag out. |
327 | 00:11:20,027 | 00:11:21,158 | - Oh, actually, I was kind of hoping | - Oh, actually, I was kind of hoping |
328 | 00:11:21,202 | 00:11:23,204 | to prep for my interview a little bit more. | to prep for my interview a little bit more. |
329 | 00:11:23,247 | 00:11:24,727 | It's kind of my deep, dark secret, | It's kind of my deep, dark secret, |
330 | 00:11:24,771 | 00:11:25,815 | but I've never stayed awake | but I've never stayed awake |
331 | 00:11:25,859 | 00:11:26,903 | through "An Inconvenient Truth," | through "An Inconvenient Truth," |
332 | 00:11:26,947 | 00:11:28,383 | so I gotta go watch that. | so I gotta go watch that. |
333 | 00:11:28,426 | 00:11:30,385 | - It's just, I've been covering for you for a while, | - It's just, I've been covering for you for a while, |
334 | 00:11:30,428 | 00:11:32,213 | and I have to go do other stuff too. | and I have to go do other stuff too. |
335 | 00:11:32,256 | 00:11:35,259 | - Yeah, totally, but I already changed shirts, you know, | - Yeah, totally, but I already changed shirts, you know, |
336 | 00:11:35,303 | 00:11:38,219 | so I was kind of hoping to be fully off smell-hunting. | so I was kind of hoping to be fully off smell-hunting. |
337 | 00:11:38,262 | 00:11:40,874 | - Okay, fine. - Yeah, sure. | - Okay, fine. - Yeah, sure. |
338 | 00:11:40,917 | 00:11:42,440 | I mean, you know, buttons are permanent, | I mean, you know, buttons are permanent, |
339 | 00:11:42,484 | 00:11:44,094 | and once you have a shirt on, there's no way to change it. | and once you have a shirt on, there's no way to change it. |
340 | 00:11:44,138 | 00:11:45,748 | - What is with you? - It's uncool, man. | - What is with you? - It's uncool, man. |
341 | 00:11:45,792 | 00:11:46,880 | You're ditching us. | You're ditching us. |
342 | 00:11:46,923 | 00:11:48,620 | - Oh, is that what this is all about? | - Oh, is that what this is all about? |
343 | 00:11:48,664 | 00:11:51,493 | Buddy, we can still hang out even when I go to my new job. | Buddy, we can still hang out even when I go to my new job. |
344 | 00:11:51,536 | 00:11:52,624 | - I'm not talking about that. | - I'm not talking about that. |
345 | 00:11:52,668 | 00:11:53,930 | I'm talking about you bailing on work. | I'm talking about you bailing on work. |
346 | 00:11:53,974 | 00:11:55,410 | - You bail on work all the time. | - You bail on work all the time. |
347 | 00:11:55,453 | 00:11:57,542 | - I don't bail on work. I half-ass it. | - I don't bail on work. I half-ass it. |
348 | 00:11:57,586 | 00:11:58,892 | There's a difference. - Okay, you're not getting it. | There's a difference. - Okay, you're not getting it. |
349 | 00:11:58,935 | 00:11:59,893 | I have an opportunity | I have an opportunity |
350 | 00:11:59,936 | 00:12:01,372 | that I'm actually psyched about, | that I'm actually psyched about, |
351 | 00:12:01,416 | 00:12:03,026 | and I'm sorry, but that's a little more important to me | and I'm sorry, but that's a little more important to me |
352 | 00:12:03,070 | 00:12:04,636 | than finding out what smells. | than finding out what smells. |
353 | 00:12:04,680 | 00:12:06,290 | - Well, good luck with your interview, buddy. | - Well, good luck with your interview, buddy. |
354 | 00:12:06,334 | 00:12:07,727 | - Thank you. | - Thank you. |
355 | 00:12:07,770 | 00:12:09,903 | - I was being sarcastic, and it came off supportive. | - I was being sarcastic, and it came off supportive. |
356 | 00:12:09,946 | 00:12:12,209 | - Yeah, it's okay. - I know. | - Yeah, it's okay. - I know. |
357 | 00:12:12,253 | 00:12:14,821 | - Okay, we're ready for you, Mama. | - Okay, we're ready for you, Mama. |
358 | 00:12:16,257 | 00:12:17,780 | [register beeps] | [register beeps] |
359 | 00:12:17,824 | 00:12:19,390 | What, you got something to say? | What, you got something to say? |
360 | 00:12:19,434 | 00:12:21,915 | - No, I'm not allowed. | - No, I'm not allowed. |
361 | 00:12:21,958 | 00:12:24,439 | - Cash or credit, Mama? | - Cash or credit, Mama? |
362 | 00:12:24,482 | 00:12:26,441 | - [groans] | - [groans] |
363 | 00:12:29,879 | 00:12:30,880 | [thud] | [thud] |
364 | 00:12:30,924 | 00:12:32,752 | - Oh, God, I'm so sorry! | - Oh, God, I'm so sorry! |
365 | 00:12:32,795 | 00:12:34,884 | That might have been a COVID donut, sir. | That might have been a COVID donut, sir. |
366 | 00:12:34,928 | 00:12:35,842 | - I don't understand what the-- | - I don't understand what the-- |
367 | 00:12:35,885 | 00:12:38,105 | [phone ringing] | [phone ringing] |
368 | 00:12:38,148 | 00:12:39,106 | Ugh. | Ugh. |
369 | 00:12:41,848 | 00:12:43,545 | Glenn. - Dina. | Glenn. - Dina. |
370 | 00:12:43,588 | 00:12:44,676 | How's it going in there? | How's it going in there? |
371 | 00:12:44,720 | 00:12:46,983 | Oh, my first week as manager, | Oh, my first week as manager, |
372 | 00:12:47,027 | 00:12:50,030 | I was so stressed, all of my leg hair fell off. | I was so stressed, all of my leg hair fell off. |
373 | 00:12:50,073 | 00:12:51,814 | You know, I thought about getting into swimming | You know, I thought about getting into swimming |
374 | 00:12:51,858 | 00:12:52,815 | 'cause, you know, it's supposed to be-- | 'cause, you know, it's supposed to be-- |
375 | 00:12:52,859 | 00:12:53,860 | - I'm not stressed at all. | - I'm not stressed at all. |
376 | 00:12:53,903 | 00:12:55,383 | It's going great. | It's going great. |
377 | 00:12:55,426 | 00:12:57,733 | I've kind of adopted a North Korean model, | I've kind of adopted a North Korean model, |
378 | 00:12:57,777 | 00:12:59,648 | and I think people are really responding to that. | and I think people are really responding to that. |
379 | 00:12:59,691 | 00:13:01,215 | - Oh, cool. | - Oh, cool. |
380 | 00:13:01,258 | 00:13:03,826 | - Hey, uh, we just need you inside real quick. | - Hey, uh, we just need you inside real quick. |
381 | 00:13:03,870 | 00:13:05,610 | - Oh, my God. - Is she your mother? | - Oh, my God. - Is she your mother? |
382 | 00:13:05,654 | 00:13:07,090 | Is she? - Leave me alone! | Is she? - Leave me alone! |
383 | 00:13:07,134 | 00:13:08,744 | - Stop saying "mama"! | - Stop saying "mama"! |
384 | 00:13:08,788 | 00:13:10,398 | - Nope. | - Nope. |
385 | 00:13:10,441 | 00:13:12,530 | - I didn't say anything vulgar. - Sayid, seriously? | - I didn't say anything vulgar. - Sayid, seriously? |
386 | 00:13:12,574 | 00:13:14,402 | - I told you I couldn't work with her! | - I told you I couldn't work with her! |
387 | 00:13:14,445 | 00:13:15,446 | - Are you the manager? | - Are you the manager? |
388 | 00:13:15,490 | 00:13:16,621 | 'Cause your employee's harassing me. | 'Cause your employee's harassing me. |
389 | 00:13:16,665 | 00:13:17,971 | - Dude, if it's too awkward, | - Dude, if it's too awkward, |
390 | 00:13:18,014 | 00:13:19,886 | just FaceTime your own baby, and I'll watch. | just FaceTime your own baby, and I'll watch. |
391 | 00:13:19,929 | 00:13:21,235 | - Also, I don't know if you've noticed, | - Also, I don't know if you've noticed, |
392 | 00:13:21,278 | 00:13:22,976 | but there is a really gross smell here today. | but there is a really gross smell here today. |
393 | 00:13:23,019 | 00:13:24,281 | - I noticed! | - I noticed! |
394 | 00:13:26,501 | 00:13:29,417 | - I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule. | - I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule. |
395 | 00:13:29,460 | 00:13:32,072 | - Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? | - Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? |
396 | 00:13:32,115 | 00:13:33,421 | This job is hard enough. | This job is hard enough. |
397 | 00:13:33,464 | 00:13:36,076 | People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. | People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. |
398 | 00:13:36,119 | 00:13:37,729 | It's like they're emotionally constipated, | It's like they're emotionally constipated, |
399 | 00:13:37,773 | 00:13:39,688 | and some of them are very physically bloated as well. | and some of them are very physically bloated as well. |
400 | 00:13:39,731 | 00:13:42,082 | - What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people | - What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people |
401 | 00:13:42,125 | 00:13:43,910 | poop their emotions all over the place? | poop their emotions all over the place? |
402 | 00:13:44,911 | 00:13:46,042 | - You know what? | - You know what? |
403 | 00:13:46,086 | 00:13:47,174 | Glenn's still in the parking lot, | Glenn's still in the parking lot, |
404 | 00:13:47,217 | 00:13:48,915 | and honestly, he lives for this stuff. | and honestly, he lives for this stuff. |
405 | 00:13:48,958 | 00:13:50,917 | Maybe people can go out there and, you know, | Maybe people can go out there and, you know, |
406 | 00:13:50,960 | 00:13:52,092 | he can handle that part of the job. | he can handle that part of the job. |
407 | 00:13:52,135 | 00:13:54,094 | - Uh-uh, no way. I don't need Glenn's help. | - Uh-uh, no way. I don't need Glenn's help. |
408 | 00:13:54,137 | 00:13:55,747 | If listening is part of the job description, | If listening is part of the job description, |
409 | 00:13:55,791 | 00:13:56,836 | then I'm gonna be like... | then I'm gonna be like... |
410 | 00:14:00,752 | 00:14:02,319 | - Like what? - Like that. | - Like what? - Like that. |
411 | 00:14:02,363 | 00:14:03,625 | I was listening. | I was listening. |
412 | 00:14:03,668 | 00:14:07,107 | - Oh...okay. | - Oh...okay. |
413 | 00:14:08,412 | 00:14:10,588 | - Glenn, I'm sorry, but I'm in electronics, | - Glenn, I'm sorry, but I'm in electronics, |
414 | 00:14:10,632 | 00:14:12,373 | so I can't see the wheel. | so I can't see the wheel. |
415 | 00:14:12,416 | 00:14:13,548 | Plus, I'm not supposed to be talking. | Plus, I'm not supposed to be talking. |
416 | 00:14:13,591 | 00:14:14,679 | - Real quick. | - Real quick. |
417 | 00:14:14,723 | 00:14:15,811 | I just had a few ideas | I just had a few ideas |
418 | 00:14:15,855 | 00:14:17,117 | for when the wheel lands on "fun." | for when the wheel lands on "fun." |
419 | 00:14:17,160 | 00:14:18,466 | Okay, can you just FaceTime me? | Okay, can you just FaceTime me? |
420 | 00:14:18,509 | 00:14:20,337 | 'Cause it's kind of more of a dance. | 'Cause it's kind of more of a dance. |
421 | 00:14:21,251 | 00:14:23,079 | - Meeting, break room, now. | - Meeting, break room, now. |
422 | 00:14:23,123 | 00:14:25,473 | [skeleton screeches] | [skeleton screeches] |
423 | 00:14:25,516 | 00:14:27,301 | - Sandra, what is going on in there? | - Sandra, what is going on in there? |
424 | 00:14:27,344 | 00:14:28,650 | I hear screaming. | I hear screaming. |
425 | 00:14:28,693 | 00:14:30,608 | - I will slaughter you all! | - I will slaughter you all! |
426 | 00:14:30,652 | 00:14:34,003 | - Sandra, be careful. That lady sounds like bad news! | - Sandra, be careful. That lady sounds like bad news! |
427 | 00:14:34,047 | 00:14:35,135 | - Okay, gang, | - Okay, gang, |
428 | 00:14:35,178 | 00:14:36,440 | it's been brought to my attention | it's been brought to my attention |
429 | 00:14:36,484 | 00:14:37,964 | that my no-talking policy | that my no-talking policy |
430 | 00:14:38,007 | 00:14:40,053 | may have been a little extreme. | may have been a little extreme. |
431 | 00:14:40,096 | 00:14:42,882 | Okay, I heard that. You were all heard. | Okay, I heard that. You were all heard. |
432 | 00:14:42,925 | 00:14:45,145 | So new rule: | So new rule: |
433 | 00:14:45,188 | 00:14:48,670 | talking about our feelings is now encouraged. | talking about our feelings is now encouraged. |
434 | 00:14:48,713 | 00:14:50,715 | Your manager is listening. | Your manager is listening. |
435 | 00:14:50,759 | 00:14:52,500 | [people murmuring] | [people murmuring] |
436 | 00:14:52,543 | 00:14:53,980 | Come on, talk! | Come on, talk! |
437 | 00:14:54,023 | 00:14:55,068 | Marcus, I know you have something. | Marcus, I know you have something. |
438 | 00:14:55,111 | 00:14:56,112 | What was it? Your nephew's dead? | What was it? Your nephew's dead? |
439 | 00:14:56,156 | 00:14:58,245 | - Fat. [sighs] | - Fat. [sighs] |
440 | 00:14:58,288 | 00:14:59,420 | I'm afraid he's gonna grow | I'm afraid he's gonna grow |
441 | 00:14:59,463 | 00:15:00,943 | into those juicy thighs any day now, | into those juicy thighs any day now, |
442 | 00:15:00,987 | 00:15:03,554 | and I'm gonna miss it all. - Okay. | and I'm gonna miss it all. - Okay. |
443 | 00:15:03,598 | 00:15:05,165 | Thank you, Marcus. | Thank you, Marcus. |
444 | 00:15:05,208 | 00:15:07,645 | Let's all come together for Marcus. | Let's all come together for Marcus. |
445 | 00:15:07,689 | 00:15:09,996 | If you have fat baby photos, send 'em his way. | If you have fat baby photos, send 'em his way. |
446 | 00:15:10,039 | 00:15:11,954 | - Skateboard fail videos help too. | - Skateboard fail videos help too. |
447 | 00:15:11,998 | 00:15:13,129 | They're hilarious. | They're hilarious. |
448 | 00:15:13,173 | 00:15:14,652 | - Okay, love this. | - Okay, love this. |
449 | 00:15:14,696 | 00:15:16,916 | Seems great, but maybe we should set some ground rules. | Seems great, but maybe we should set some ground rules. |
450 | 00:15:16,959 | 00:15:18,700 | - Yeah, like won't it get really awkward | - Yeah, like won't it get really awkward |
451 | 00:15:18,743 | 00:15:21,224 | if we all say how we really feel about Corey's new hat? | if we all say how we really feel about Corey's new hat? |
452 | 00:15:21,268 | 00:15:23,096 | - I watched a tutorial on how to cut my own hair. | - I watched a tutorial on how to cut my own hair. |
453 | 00:15:23,139 | 00:15:25,228 | I need a week. - Okay, I got this. | I need a week. - Okay, I got this. |
454 | 00:15:25,272 | 00:15:29,624 | Look, what I'm hearing is Corey's hat is a bummer. | Look, what I'm hearing is Corey's hat is a bummer. |
455 | 00:15:29,667 | 00:15:30,886 | [people murmuring] | [people murmuring] |
456 | 00:15:30,930 | 00:15:32,453 | But Corey's new haircut | But Corey's new haircut |
457 | 00:15:32,496 | 00:15:33,715 | might be an even bigger bummer, yeah? | might be an even bigger bummer, yeah? |
458 | 00:15:33,758 | 00:15:35,108 | - Mm. - That's true. | - Mm. - That's true. |
459 | 00:15:35,151 | 00:15:36,457 | - Who's next? - I'll go. | - Who's next? - I'll go. |
460 | 00:15:36,500 | 00:15:38,198 | - Mm-hmm. - I also hate Corey's hat. | - Mm-hmm. - I also hate Corey's hat. |
461 | 00:15:38,241 | 00:15:40,026 | - Yeah, okay, we've already explored the hat. | - Yeah, okay, we've already explored the hat. |
462 | 00:15:40,069 | 00:15:41,766 | - I feel as though my language is being policed. | - I feel as though my language is being policed. |
463 | 00:15:41,810 | 00:15:45,988 | Like, I should be able to call people mama or girlfriend | Like, I should be able to call people mama or girlfriend |
464 | 00:15:46,032 | 00:15:48,382 | or "my bad biatch." - Should you? | or "my bad biatch." - Should you? |
465 | 00:15:48,425 | 00:15:50,166 | - I keep putting my funny bumper stickers | - I keep putting my funny bumper stickers |
466 | 00:15:50,210 | 00:15:52,212 | on Sandra's locker, and she keeps peeling 'em off, | on Sandra's locker, and she keeps peeling 'em off, |
467 | 00:15:52,255 | 00:15:54,127 | and it hurts. - Okay. | and it hurts. - Okay. |
468 | 00:15:54,170 | 00:15:56,259 | - They say, "I heart musty balls," | - They say, "I heart musty balls," |
469 | 00:15:56,303 | 00:15:59,219 | and it just doesn't really reflect my opinions. | and it just doesn't really reflect my opinions. |
470 | 00:15:59,262 | 00:16:00,524 | - Sandra, Earl's in pain. | - Sandra, Earl's in pain. |
471 | 00:16:00,568 | 00:16:01,525 | This is not about defending yourself. | This is not about defending yourself. |
472 | 00:16:01,569 | 00:16:02,831 | We are here to listen. - Wait. | We are here to listen. - Wait. |
473 | 00:16:02,874 | 00:16:04,354 | People aren't allowed to defend themselves? | People aren't allowed to defend themselves? |
474 | 00:16:04,398 | 00:16:05,834 | Then I have a ton of stuff. | Then I have a ton of stuff. |
475 | 00:16:05,877 | 00:16:07,488 | - Okay, maybe we wrap this up. | - Okay, maybe we wrap this up. |
476 | 00:16:07,531 | 00:16:09,142 | - As long as we're airing things out, | - As long as we're airing things out, |
477 | 00:16:09,185 | 00:16:10,752 | has anyone noticed anything different | has anyone noticed anything different |
478 | 00:16:10,795 | 00:16:11,971 | about Sarah's face? | about Sarah's face? |
479 | 00:16:12,014 | 00:16:13,494 | - This I think we should hear out. | - This I think we should hear out. |
480 | 00:16:13,537 | 00:16:15,670 | - Oh, my gosh, I didn't get a nose job. | - Oh, my gosh, I didn't get a nose job. |
481 | 00:16:15,713 | 00:16:17,933 | I got new glasses and a freakin' haircut. | I got new glasses and a freakin' haircut. |
482 | 00:16:17,977 | 00:16:20,457 | - Girl, obviously. [chuckles] | - Girl, obviously. [chuckles] |
483 | 00:16:20,501 | 00:16:22,982 | [whispers] No way, it's a thing. | [whispers] No way, it's a thing. |
484 | 00:16:23,025 | 00:16:24,592 | - They're a huge water drain, | - They're a huge water drain, |
485 | 00:16:24,635 | 00:16:26,811 | and they're already designed to get sun, | and they're already designed to get sun, |
486 | 00:16:26,855 | 00:16:30,076 | so I say turn every golf course into a solar farm. | so I say turn every golf course into a solar farm. |
487 | 00:16:30,119 | 00:16:31,816 | And I realize that killing golf | And I realize that killing golf |
488 | 00:16:31,860 | 00:16:34,819 | is a risky suggestion to make in the business world, but-- | is a risky suggestion to make in the business world, but-- |
489 | 00:16:34,863 | 00:16:36,430 | - I'd be all for that. I hate golf. | - I'd be all for that. I hate golf. |
490 | 00:16:36,473 | 00:16:37,474 | - Awesome, yeah. | - Awesome, yeah. |
491 | 00:16:37,518 | 00:16:38,954 | You know, I'm sorry. | You know, I'm sorry. |
492 | 00:16:38,998 | 00:16:40,477 | I don't even know why I started talking about that. | I don't even know why I started talking about that. |
493 | 00:16:40,521 | 00:16:41,696 | - No worries. | - No worries. |
494 | 00:16:41,739 | 00:16:44,003 | My best ideas come when my mind wanders. | My best ideas come when my mind wanders. |
495 | 00:16:44,046 | 00:16:45,569 | - Yeah, right, right? | - Yeah, right, right? |
496 | 00:16:45,613 | 00:16:47,397 | Just try and stop this mind from wandering. | Just try and stop this mind from wandering. |
497 | 00:16:47,441 | 00:16:49,008 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
498 | 00:16:49,051 | 00:16:51,706 | But not in, like, an attention deficit disorder situation. | But not in, like, an attention deficit disorder situation. |
499 | 00:16:51,749 | 00:16:54,622 | Although there really shouldn't be a stigma-- | Although there really shouldn't be a stigma-- |
500 | 00:16:54,665 | 00:16:58,539 | um, what is your timeline for making this decision? | um, what is your timeline for making this decision? |
501 | 00:16:58,582 | 00:16:59,801 | - Decision? | - Decision? |
502 | 00:16:59,844 | 00:17:04,066 | - Uh, for the job that I'm interviewing for. | - Uh, for the job that I'm interviewing for. |
503 | 00:17:04,110 | 00:17:06,590 | - Oh, I'm sorry, Jonah. | - Oh, I'm sorry, Jonah. |
504 | 00:17:06,634 | 00:17:08,288 | I was under the impression this would just be | I was under the impression this would just be |
505 | 00:17:08,331 | 00:17:10,072 | a "pick my brain" type thing. | a "pick my brain" type thing. |
506 | 00:17:10,116 | 00:17:11,595 | Your dad said it might be helpful, | Your dad said it might be helpful, |
507 | 00:17:11,639 | 00:17:12,683 | get you motivated? | get you motivated? |
508 | 00:17:14,163 | 00:17:17,645 | - Oh, you were doing it for my dad. | - Oh, you were doing it for my dad. |
509 | 00:17:19,125 | 00:17:21,301 | Uh, well, I mean, as long as we're here, | Uh, well, I mean, as long as we're here, |
510 | 00:17:21,344 | 00:17:24,217 | you know, any chance you're hiring? | you know, any chance you're hiring? |
511 | 00:17:24,260 | 00:17:27,176 | - I mean, we are, but you spent the last five years | - I mean, we are, but you spent the last five years |
512 | 00:17:27,220 | 00:17:29,135 | working in retail. | working in retail. |
513 | 00:17:29,178 | 00:17:31,876 | You don't have any corporate experience. | You don't have any corporate experience. |
514 | 00:17:31,920 | 00:17:33,095 | In this hiring market, it'd be tough | In this hiring market, it'd be tough |
515 | 00:17:33,139 | 00:17:34,270 | to justify bringing you on. | to justify bringing you on. |
516 | 00:17:34,314 | 00:17:36,229 | - Oh, I see, right. | - Oh, I see, right. |
517 | 00:17:36,272 | 00:17:38,492 | Well, but I did-- I did go to business school. | Well, but I did-- I did go to business school. |
518 | 00:17:38,535 | 00:17:39,623 | - Oh, really? I didn't see that on here. | - Oh, really? I didn't see that on here. |
519 | 00:17:39,667 | 00:17:40,668 | When did you graduate? | When did you graduate? |
520 | 00:17:40,711 | 00:17:42,583 | - I, uh, didn't. | - I, uh, didn't. |
521 | 00:17:42,626 | 00:17:45,542 | - Okay, it was nice meeting you, Jonah. | - Okay, it was nice meeting you, Jonah. |
522 | 00:17:45,586 | 00:17:47,196 | Stay safe. | Stay safe. |
523 | 00:17:47,240 | 00:17:48,110 | - But I absorbed a lot of concepts. | - But I absorbed a lot of concepts. |
524 | 00:17:48,154 | 00:17:49,111 | [laptop beeps] | [laptop beeps] |
525 | 00:17:49,155 | 00:17:51,679 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
526 | 00:17:51,722 | 00:17:55,161 | [indistinct chatter] | [indistinct chatter] |
527 | 00:17:55,204 | 00:17:56,771 | - Okay, you know what? | - Okay, you know what? |
528 | 00:17:56,814 | 00:17:59,774 | Garrett totally stole my look, and no one is talking about it. | Garrett totally stole my look, and no one is talking about it. |
529 | 00:17:59,817 | 00:18:01,254 | - How is this your look? | - How is this your look? |
530 | 00:18:01,297 | 00:18:04,170 | - Not the look I have now. The look I was gonna go for. | - Not the look I have now. The look I was gonna go for. |
531 | 00:18:04,213 | 00:18:06,346 | - Okay, guys, the goal is not to fight. | - Okay, guys, the goal is not to fight. |
532 | 00:18:06,389 | 00:18:07,999 | - I think Jerry should have ended up with Carol! | - I think Jerry should have ended up with Carol! |
533 | 00:18:08,043 | 00:18:09,523 | [all gasp] - How dare you! | [all gasp] - How dare you! |
534 | 00:18:09,566 | 00:18:11,264 | - Okay, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! | - Okay, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! |
535 | 00:18:11,307 | 00:18:12,656 | All right, that's our time! This was good. | All right, that's our time! This was good. |
536 | 00:18:12,700 | 00:18:14,136 | Is everybody good? We're good? | Is everybody good? We're good? |
537 | 00:18:14,180 | 00:18:16,138 | - Are you kidding? You made everything worse. | - Are you kidding? You made everything worse. |
538 | 00:18:16,182 | 00:18:18,009 | - Yeah, and now I have to go back out and work | - Yeah, and now I have to go back out and work |
539 | 00:18:18,053 | 00:18:20,882 | next to someone who thinks I ate a curly fry off the ground. | next to someone who thinks I ate a curly fry off the ground. |
540 | 00:18:20,925 | 00:18:22,231 | - I saw what I saw. | - I saw what I saw. |
541 | 00:18:22,275 | 00:18:24,538 | - Okay, all right, new rule: no one can be mad | - Okay, all right, new rule: no one can be mad |
542 | 00:18:24,581 | 00:18:25,930 | about whatever was said in this room, okay? | about whatever was said in this room, okay? |
543 | 00:18:25,974 | 00:18:28,194 | You just have to all go out there and act normal. | You just have to all go out there and act normal. |
544 | 00:18:28,237 | 00:18:29,499 | So, uh...break! | So, uh...break! |
545 | 00:18:29,543 | 00:18:31,501 | - Ugh, this whole day sucks. | - Ugh, this whole day sucks. |
546 | 00:18:31,545 | 00:18:33,503 | - Yeah, Dina, I'm sorry, no offense, | - Yeah, Dina, I'm sorry, no offense, |
547 | 00:18:33,547 | 00:18:35,897 | but I've never seen anyone worse at this job. | but I've never seen anyone worse at this job. |
548 | 00:18:35,940 | 00:18:37,159 | [people murmuring] | [people murmuring] |
549 | 00:18:37,203 | 00:18:38,204 | - Yeah, when's Glenn coming back? | - Yeah, when's Glenn coming back? |
550 | 00:18:38,247 | 00:18:40,380 | [people murmuring] | [people murmuring] |
551 | 00:18:40,423 | 00:18:41,903 | - Don't let 'em get you down, Mama. | - Don't let 'em get you down, Mama. |
552 | 00:18:41,946 | 00:18:43,078 | - Jesus, Justine, take a note! | - Jesus, Justine, take a note! |
553 | 00:18:43,122 | 00:18:44,471 | ♪ | ♪ |
554 | 00:18:48,083 | 00:18:50,694 | - Okay, so now that we got it, what do we do with it? | - Okay, so now that we got it, what do we do with it? |
555 | 00:18:50,738 | 00:18:52,522 | - I think we just drive, like, 30 miles out of town | - I think we just drive, like, 30 miles out of town |
556 | 00:18:52,566 | 00:18:53,958 | and dump it. | and dump it. |
557 | 00:18:54,002 | 00:18:56,352 | - Oh, hey, you solved the smell, huh? | - Oh, hey, you solved the smell, huh? |
558 | 00:18:56,396 | 00:18:58,659 | - Uh, yeah, but you don't want to get any closer. | - Uh, yeah, but you don't want to get any closer. |
559 | 00:18:58,702 | 00:19:00,139 | Protect the shirt at all costs. | Protect the shirt at all costs. |
560 | 00:19:00,182 | 00:19:02,706 | - The shirt actually ended up not mattering. | - The shirt actually ended up not mattering. |
561 | 00:19:02,750 | 00:19:05,187 | I am apparently not a qualified candidate, | I am apparently not a qualified candidate, |
562 | 00:19:05,231 | 00:19:07,624 | but you know, don't worry. | but you know, don't worry. |
563 | 00:19:07,668 | 00:19:09,060 | They said they wouldn't keep me in mind. | They said they wouldn't keep me in mind. |
564 | 00:19:09,104 | 00:19:11,280 | Uh, I'm sorry, guys. | Uh, I'm sorry, guys. |
565 | 00:19:11,324 | 00:19:16,503 | I got ahead of myself, I think, and I guess I was just excited | I got ahead of myself, I think, and I guess I was just excited |
566 | 00:19:16,546 | 00:19:19,636 | to be excited about something. | to be excited about something. |
567 | 00:19:19,680 | 00:19:22,987 | - Yeah, whatever. Solar's just a fad anyways. | - Yeah, whatever. Solar's just a fad anyways. |
568 | 00:19:23,031 | 00:19:25,294 | It's gonna be all about the moon before you know it. | It's gonna be all about the moon before you know it. |
569 | 00:19:25,338 | 00:19:26,904 | - Look, I get it. | - Look, I get it. |
570 | 00:19:26,948 | 00:19:29,516 | I've been rejected from GameStop, like, four times. | I've been rejected from GameStop, like, four times. |
571 | 00:19:29,559 | 00:19:31,561 | Think I just want it too bad. | Think I just want it too bad. |
572 | 00:19:31,605 | 00:19:33,215 | But hey, we get to keep you here, | But hey, we get to keep you here, |
573 | 00:19:33,259 | 00:19:36,610 | and next mystery scent is all yours. | and next mystery scent is all yours. |
574 | 00:19:36,653 | 00:19:39,221 | - Thanks, that's comforting. | - Thanks, that's comforting. |
575 | 00:19:39,265 | 00:19:42,006 | Uh, so what was it? | Uh, so what was it? |
576 | 00:19:42,050 | 00:19:43,269 | - We don't know. | - We don't know. |
577 | 00:19:43,312 | 00:19:45,053 | It looked kind of like an inside-out otter. | It looked kind of like an inside-out otter. |
578 | 00:19:45,096 | 00:19:46,750 | - Yeah, we should probably donate it to science, | - Yeah, we should probably donate it to science, |
579 | 00:19:46,794 | 00:19:49,362 | but we're just gonna toss it. | but we're just gonna toss it. |
580 | 00:19:49,405 | 00:19:51,581 | - Look, today was a little bumpy, | - Look, today was a little bumpy, |
581 | 00:19:51,625 | 00:19:53,496 | but hey, sales are up. | but hey, sales are up. |
582 | 00:19:53,540 | 00:19:55,194 | We gave out a ton of those bobbleheads. | We gave out a ton of those bobbleheads. |
583 | 00:19:55,237 | 00:19:56,412 | God forgive us. | God forgive us. |
584 | 00:19:56,456 | 00:19:57,979 | - We basically had a mutiny on our hands. | - We basically had a mutiny on our hands. |
585 | 00:19:58,022 | 00:20:00,199 | People wanted Glenn back. | People wanted Glenn back. |
586 | 00:20:00,242 | 00:20:02,505 | I even lost Cheyenne, and she'd follow a balloon | I even lost Cheyenne, and she'd follow a balloon |
587 | 00:20:02,549 | 00:20:04,812 | with a smiley face on it... | with a smiley face on it... |
588 | 00:20:04,855 | 00:20:07,031 | which is basically what Glenn is. | which is basically what Glenn is. |
589 | 00:20:07,075 | 00:20:09,251 | Man, I just thought I'd be so good at this. | Man, I just thought I'd be so good at this. |
590 | 00:20:09,295 | 00:20:10,905 | - I'm sorry. | - I'm sorry. |
591 | 00:20:12,950 | 00:20:14,169 | Do you wanna talk about it? | Do you wanna talk about it? |
592 | 00:20:15,257 | 00:20:17,172 | - I just did. | - I just did. |
593 | 00:20:17,216 | 00:20:18,304 | Oh, you mean more? | Oh, you mean more? |
594 | 00:20:18,347 | 00:20:19,740 | God, no. | God, no. |
595 | 00:20:19,783 | 00:20:20,654 | Look, I don't understand why everybody wants | Look, I don't understand why everybody wants |
596 | 00:20:20,697 | 00:20:22,177 | to talk everything to death. | to talk everything to death. |
597 | 00:20:22,221 | 00:20:23,526 | Like, whatever happened to just taking a baseball bat | Like, whatever happened to just taking a baseball bat |
598 | 00:20:23,570 | 00:20:24,788 | to your neighbor's trash can? | to your neighbor's trash can? |
599 | 00:20:24,832 | 00:20:27,313 | - Okay. [scoffs] | - Okay. [scoffs] |
600 | 00:20:27,356 | 00:20:30,229 | Well, do you wanna, like, go smash something? | Well, do you wanna, like, go smash something? |
601 | 00:20:32,013 | 00:20:33,275 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
602 | 00:20:33,319 | 00:20:35,234 | Yeah, I do. | Yeah, I do. |
603 | 00:20:35,277 | 00:20:38,454 | [all cheering] | [all cheering] |
604 | 00:20:38,498 | 00:20:40,195 | How do you feel, Justine? - Amazing. | How do you feel, Justine? - Amazing. |
605 | 00:20:40,239 | 00:20:41,936 | I have been wanting to hit something with a bat | I have been wanting to hit something with a bat |
606 | 00:20:41,979 | 00:20:44,330 | since the "Lemonade" video. | since the "Lemonade" video. |
607 | 00:20:44,373 | 00:20:45,287 | - Hit it! [people cheering] | - Hit it! [people cheering] |
608 | 00:20:45,331 | 00:20:47,942 | [rock and roll music] | [rock and roll music] |
609 | 00:20:47,985 | 00:20:50,814 | - Bring back "Vampire Diaries"! | - Bring back "Vampire Diaries"! |
610 | 00:20:50,858 | 00:20:52,512 | - The hat was a gift! | - The hat was a gift! |
611 | 00:20:52,555 | 00:20:56,907 | ♪ | ♪ |
612 | 00:20:56,951 | 00:20:58,648 | - Oh, we're doing this because we-- | - Oh, we're doing this because we-- |
613 | 00:20:58,692 | 00:20:59,823 | - No, don't need to know. | - No, don't need to know. |
614 | 00:20:59,867 | 00:21:02,565 | - ♪ Today is | - ♪ Today is |
615 | 00:21:02,609 | 00:21:03,610 | ♪ Today is | ♪ Today is |
616 | 00:21:03,653 | 00:21:05,046 | all: Oh! | all: Oh! |
617 | 00:21:05,089 | 00:21:06,830 | - Okay, man! | - Okay, man! |
618 | 00:21:06,874 | 00:21:08,136 | ♪ | ♪ |
619 | 00:21:08,179 | 00:21:09,572 | - Yeah! | - Yeah! |
620 | 00:21:09,616 | 00:21:11,139 | [all cheering] | [all cheering] |
621 | 00:21:11,182 | 00:21:13,924 | - No, honey, just put two weeks' worth of ham | - No, honey, just put two weeks' worth of ham |
622 | 00:21:13,968 | 00:21:17,406 | in the garage, and then I can--what? | in the garage, and then I can--what? |
623 | 00:21:17,450 | 00:21:19,190 | Why? | Why? |
624 | 00:21:19,234 | 00:21:21,802 | [people cheering] | [people cheering] |