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1	00:00:21,647	00:00:25,231	[brass band plays "Summer Holiday"]	[brass band plays "Summer Holiday"]
2	00:00:52,803	00:00:54,760	[thunder crashes]	[thunder crashes]
3	00:01:04,523	00:01:08,016	[thunder crashes]	[thunder crashes]
4	00:01:09,486	00:01:11,102	[band stops playing]	[band stops playing]
5	00:01:12,656	00:01:14,648	[thunder crashes]	[thunder crashes]
6	00:01:19,705	00:01:22,288	♪ We're going where the sun shines brightly ♪	♪ We're going where the sun shines brightly ♪
7	00:01:23,375	00:01:26,209	♪ We're going where the sea is blue ♪	♪ We're going where the sea is blue ♪
8	00:01:26,962	00:01:30,080	♪ We've seen it in the movies ♪	♪ We've seen it in the movies ♪
9	00:01:30,841	00:01:33,959	♪ Now let's see if it's true ♪	♪ Now let's see if it's true ♪
10	00:01:34,720	00:01:38,339	♪ Everybody has a summer holiday ♪	♪ Everybody has a summer holiday ♪
11	00:01:38,432	00:01:42,096	♪ Doing things they always wanted to ♪	♪ Doing things they always wanted to ♪
12	00:01:42,185	00:01:45,974	♪ So we're going on a summer holiday ♪	♪ So we're going on a summer holiday ♪
13	00:01:46,064	00:01:49,603	♪ To make our dreams come true ♪	♪ To make our dreams come true ♪
14	00:01:49,693	00:01:52,811	♪ For me and you ♪	♪ For me and you ♪
15	00:01:53,822	00:01:56,189	♪ Mm-hm, mm-hm ♪	♪ Mm-hm, mm-hm ♪
16	00:01:57,534	00:01:59,400	♪ Mm-hm, mm-hm ♪	♪ Mm-hm, mm-hm ♪
17	00:02:07,794	00:02:11,333	I always say there's nothing like a beautiful English summer's day.	I always say there's nothing like a beautiful English summer's day.
18	00:02:11,423	00:02:13,255	And this is certainly nothing like one.	And this is certainly nothing like one.
19	00:02:13,342	00:02:15,462	Come on, Cyril, in seven days we'll be on our holiday.	Come on, Cyril, in seven days we'll be on our holiday.
20	00:02:15,552	00:02:17,339	Seven more days and we'll be on our holiday.	Seven more days and we'll be on our holiday.
21	00:02:17,429	00:02:20,046	- Very well put, Edwin. - Where are we going to, anyway?	- Very well put, Edwin. - Where are we going to, anyway?
22	00:02:20,140	00:02:22,223	Steve, my boy, I've got it all worked out.	Steve, my boy, I've got it all worked out.
23	00:02:22,309	00:02:24,266	- Yeah? - Assuming we can hitchhike free	- Yeah? - Assuming we can hitchhike free
24	00:02:24,353	00:02:27,471	to the French Riviera and taking into account present prices there,	to the French Riviera and taking into account present prices there,
25	00:02:27,564	00:02:29,146	and the sum total of our savings,	and the sum total of our savings,
26	00:02:29,232	00:02:32,475	we'll be able to stay there for three whole luxurious hours.	we'll be able to stay there for three whole luxurious hours.
27	00:02:32,569	00:02:34,060	Very funny! Ha-ha!	Very funny! Ha-ha!
28	00:02:34,154	00:02:36,897	Look, but seriously, fellas, what are we gonna do?	Look, but seriously, fellas, what are we gonna do?
29	00:02:36,990	00:02:39,698	I don't know. I think Don's got something up his sleeve.	I don't know. I think Don's got something up his sleeve.
30	00:02:39,785	00:02:41,868	- Yeah. - His arm.	- Yeah. - His arm.
31	00:02:44,164	00:02:47,498	[music builds]	[music builds]
32	00:02:54,424	00:02:56,962	- ♪ I've got it! - Got what? ♪	- ♪ I've got it! - Got what? ♪
33	00:02:57,052	00:03:00,216	♪ This bus - London Transport said OK ♪	♪ This bus - London Transport said OK ♪
34	00:03:00,305	00:03:01,591	♪ OK? ♪	♪ OK? ♪
35	00:03:01,682	00:03:03,093	♪ OK to what? ♪	♪ OK to what? ♪
36	00:03:03,183	00:03:06,051	♪ OK to use this bus for transport on our holiday ♪	♪ OK to use this bus for transport on our holiday ♪
37	00:03:06,144	00:03:07,555	♪ They're with it ♪	♪ They're with it ♪
38	00:03:07,646	00:03:08,932	♪ With what? ♪	♪ With what? ♪
39	00:03:09,022	00:03:11,765	♪ With the plan I outlined to them today ♪	♪ With the plan I outlined to them today ♪
40	00:03:11,858	00:03:13,224	♪ What plan? ♪	♪ What plan? ♪
41	00:03:13,318	00:03:14,604	♪ That's right, what plan? ♪	♪ That's right, what plan? ♪
42	00:03:14,695	00:03:17,403	♪ If we can do it once, they'll back us all the way ♪	♪ If we can do it once, they'll back us all the way ♪
43	00:03:18,490	00:03:20,857	Look, can you explain in words of one syllable	Look, can you explain in words of one syllable
44	00:03:20,951	00:03:22,487	exactly what you're talking about?	exactly what you're talking about?
45	00:03:22,577	00:03:23,577	Listen, you nuts.	Listen, you nuts.
46	00:03:23,620	00:03:26,909	I've persuaded London Transport to lend us this old bus.	I've persuaded London Transport to lend us this old bus.
47	00:03:26,998	00:03:28,990	We fix it up like a mobile hotel.	We fix it up like a mobile hotel.
48	00:03:29,084	00:03:31,576	This year, we live in it, take it to the South of France.	This year, we live in it, take it to the South of France.
49	00:03:31,670	00:03:34,003	Then next year, we'll be ready to take paying passengers.	Then next year, we'll be ready to take paying passengers.
50	00:03:34,089	00:03:35,296	The sky's the limit!	The sky's the limit!
51	00:03:35,382	00:03:37,089	- Great! Marvellous! - Isn't that great?	- Great! Marvellous! - Isn't that great?
52	00:03:37,175	00:03:39,167	- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - One thing.	- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - One thing.
53	00:03:39,970	00:03:42,963	- We've got to do the fixing. - That's all we've got to do?	- We've got to do the fixing. - That's all we've got to do?
54	00:03:43,056	00:03:44,638	That's all we've got to do, hmm.	That's all we've got to do, hmm.
55	00:03:44,725	00:03:46,387	Oh, come on, we've got plenty of time.	Oh, come on, we've got plenty of time.
56	00:03:46,476	00:03:48,843	Plenty of time? Seven whole days?	Plenty of time? Seven whole days?
57	00:03:48,937	00:03:50,957	It's easy when you've got friends. We'll get some of the fellas to help us.	It's easy when you've got friends. We'll get some of the fellas to help us.
58	00:03:50,981	00:03:54,099	Come on! Come on, everybody, we need your help.	Come on! Come on, everybody, we need your help.
59	00:03:55,068	00:03:57,481	Fred, come on. Bill, bring your mates.	Fred, come on. Bill, bring your mates.
60	00:03:57,571	00:03:59,312	Fred, Bill.	Fred, Bill.
61	00:04:00,282	00:04:01,864	Jonathan, come here.	Jonathan, come here.
62	00:04:01,950	00:04:03,657	Bert, come on, got news for you.	Bert, come on, got news for you.
63	00:04:03,744	00:04:05,030	Come on.	Come on.
64	00:04:05,120	00:04:06,920	- [men chattering] - All we need is your help.	- [men chattering] - All we need is your help.
65	00:04:06,997	00:04:09,205	Got some great, great news.	Got some great, great news.
66	00:04:09,291	00:04:11,999	[men chattering]	[men chattering]
67	00:04:12,085	00:04:13,166	Fellas, fellas.	Fellas, fellas.
68	00:04:13,253	00:04:15,040	Look, fellas.	Look, fellas.
69	00:04:15,130	00:04:19,215	How would you like the unique opportunity of doing seven days overtime with no pay?	How would you like the unique opportunity of doing seven days overtime with no pay?
70	00:04:19,301	00:04:21,418	[men] No! No!	[men] No! No!
71	00:04:21,511	00:04:23,377	They sound very keen.	They sound very keen.
72	00:04:23,472	00:04:26,886	Look, seriously, fellas, we're in a bit of a jam. You see, we've just...	Look, seriously, fellas, we're in a bit of a jam. You see, we've just...
73	00:04:26,975	00:04:29,763	♪ Seven days to our holiday ♪	♪ Seven days to our holiday ♪
74	00:04:29,853	00:04:32,015	♪ And there's such a lot to do! ♪	♪ And there's such a lot to do! ♪
75	00:04:32,522	00:04:35,435	♪ Come on, fellas, it's up to you ♪	♪ Come on, fellas, it's up to you ♪
76	00:04:35,525	00:04:38,893	♪ We're in an awful stew Get us out of this spot ♪	♪ We're in an awful stew Get us out of this spot ♪
77	00:04:39,905	00:04:41,692	♪ Are you with us or not? ♪	♪ Are you with us or not? ♪
78	00:04:41,782	00:04:43,648	- [men] Yeah! Yeah! - That's great!	- [men] Yeah! Yeah! - That's great!
79	00:04:44,826	00:04:45,907	Thanks a lot.	Thanks a lot.
80	00:04:46,787	00:04:49,575	♪ Six days to our holiday ♪	♪ Six days to our holiday ♪
81	00:04:49,664	00:04:52,327	♪ And the bus should look like new ♪	♪ And the bus should look like new ♪
82	00:04:52,417	00:04:55,285	♪ Shiny bright as a birthday gift ♪	♪ Shiny bright as a birthday gift ♪
83	00:04:55,378	00:04:58,837	♪ Give it a real facelift and its body, the sheen ♪	♪ Give it a real facelift and its body, the sheen ♪
84	00:04:59,966	00:05:02,333	♪ Of a top beauty queen ♪	♪ Of a top beauty queen ♪
85	00:05:03,929	00:05:06,216	♪ Five more days, just five more days ♪	♪ Five more days, just five more days ♪
86	00:05:06,306	00:05:09,424	♪ To fix up dozens of things ♪	♪ To fix up dozens of things ♪
87	00:05:09,518	00:05:11,851	♪ Let's spring-clean it from front to rear ♪	♪ Let's spring-clean it from front to rear ♪
88	00:05:11,937	00:05:15,021	♪ Yes, I've cleaned all the springs ♪	♪ Yes, I've cleaned all the springs ♪
89	00:05:15,106	00:05:17,974	♪ Four days to our holiday ♪	♪ Four days to our holiday ♪
90	00:05:18,068	00:05:20,276	♪ And we know before we're through ♪	♪ And we know before we're through ♪
91	00:05:20,362	00:05:23,605	♪ Our bus will be safer than any bank ♪	♪ Our bus will be safer than any bank ♪
92	00:05:23,698	00:05:27,066	♪ Tough as an army tank We will check everywhere ♪	♪ Tough as an army tank We will check everywhere ♪
93	00:05:28,328	00:05:30,194	♪ Though it's hard to get there ♪	♪ Though it's hard to get there ♪
94	00:05:32,374	00:05:35,037	♪ Three days to our holiday ♪	♪ Three days to our holiday ♪
95	00:05:35,126	00:05:37,869	♪ And though sunny skies are blue ♪	♪ And though sunny skies are blue ♪
96	00:05:37,963	00:05:40,751	♪ By the time that it leaves our shed ♪	♪ By the time that it leaves our shed ♪
97	00:05:40,841	00:05:44,255	♪ Our bus will be bright red and we know that we will ♪	♪ Our bus will be bright red and we know that we will ♪
98	00:05:45,262	00:05:46,906	[French accent] ♪ Paint Paris redder still! ♪	[French accent] ♪ Paint Paris redder still! ♪
99	00:05:46,930	00:05:48,046	Oui!	Oui!
100	00:05:49,266	00:05:51,849	♪ Two days to our holiday ♪	♪ Two days to our holiday ♪
101	00:05:51,935	00:05:54,678	♪ All of the inside to do ♪	♪ All of the inside to do ♪
102	00:05:54,771	00:05:57,764	♪ So this old London bus can pass ♪	♪ So this old London bus can pass ♪
103	00:05:57,858	00:05:59,565	♪ As a hotel first-class ♪	♪ As a hotel first-class ♪
104	00:05:59,651	00:06:01,392	We'll make everything fit.	We'll make everything fit.
105	00:06:02,195	00:06:04,152	- ♪ Including... ♪ - Ah yes, that's it!	- ♪ Including... ♪ - Ah yes, that's it!
106	00:06:06,199	00:06:08,441	♪ One more day, just one more day ♪	♪ One more day, just one more day ♪
107	00:06:08,535	00:06:11,152	♪ So we must not waste an hour ♪	♪ So we must not waste an hour ♪
108	00:06:11,872	00:06:14,410	♪ Come on, let's get the plumbing in ♪	♪ Come on, let's get the plumbing in ♪
109	00:06:14,499	00:06:16,832	♪ Cor blimey, what a shower! ♪	♪ Cor blimey, what a shower! ♪
110	00:06:19,004	00:06:21,792	♪ Off we go on our holiday ♪	♪ Off we go on our holiday ♪
111	00:06:21,882	00:06:24,215	♪ And it's you we have to thank ♪	♪ And it's you we have to thank ♪
112	00:06:24,301	00:06:26,088	Fellas. Fellas.	Fellas. Fellas.
113	00:06:26,177	00:06:27,258	Fellas.	Fellas.
114	00:06:27,345	00:06:29,782	We'd just like to say that on behalf of the four of us that...	We'd just like to say that on behalf of the four of us that...
115	00:06:29,806	00:06:31,367	Well, we'd never have made it without you. Would we, chaps?	Well, we'd never have made it without you. Would we, chaps?
116	00:06:31,391	00:06:32,927	- No! - Definitely not.	- No! - Definitely not.
117	00:06:33,018	00:06:35,476	It just goes to show, you can't do without friends.	It just goes to show, you can't do without friends.
118	00:06:35,562	00:06:37,269	No, we promise we won't forget you.	No, we promise we won't forget you.
119	00:06:37,355	00:06:40,473	- We'll send you postcards. - Yeah! So long, chaps!	- We'll send you postcards. - Yeah! So long, chaps!
120	00:06:40,567	00:06:42,559	- [men chattering] - Cheers, guys!	- [men chattering] - Cheers, guys!
121	00:06:42,652	00:06:45,190	- Great job! - See you when we get back, fellas.	- Great job! - See you when we get back, fellas.
122	00:06:45,280	00:06:47,317	See ya! See ya, fellas! Thanks, cheers!	See ya! See ya, fellas! Thanks, cheers!
123	00:06:47,407	00:06:50,445	- See ya, fellas! - Thanks for everything!	- See ya, fellas! - Thanks for everything!
124	00:06:50,535	00:06:51,901	Bye, boys!	Bye, boys!
125	00:06:51,995	00:06:53,406	[engine splutters]	[engine splutters]
126	00:06:53,496	00:06:54,612	Yeah, bye!	Yeah, bye!
127	00:06:55,832	00:06:59,121	[together] Who forgot to fill the tank?	[together] Who forgot to fill the tank?
128	00:07:00,503	00:07:01,835	Oh!	Oh!
129	00:07:03,048	00:07:07,088	[music: "Summer Holiday"]	[music: "Summer Holiday"]
130	00:07:10,680	00:07:14,549	♪ We're all going on a summer holiday ♪	♪ We're all going on a summer holiday ♪
131	00:07:15,060	00:07:18,144	♪ No more working for a week or two ♪	♪ No more working for a week or two ♪
132	00:07:18,229	00:07:21,939	♪ Fun and laughter on our summer holiday ♪	♪ Fun and laughter on our summer holiday ♪
133	00:07:22,025	00:07:25,143	♪ No more worries for me or you ♪	♪ No more worries for me or you ♪
134	00:07:26,029	00:07:28,442	♪ For a week or two ♪	♪ For a week or two ♪
135	00:07:29,032	00:07:32,491	♪ We're going where the sun shines brightly ♪	♪ We're going where the sun shines brightly ♪
136	00:07:32,577	00:07:35,570	♪ We're going where the sea is blue ♪	♪ We're going where the sea is blue ♪
137	00:07:36,331	00:07:40,041	♪ We've seen it in the movies ♪	♪ We've seen it in the movies ♪
138	00:07:40,126	00:07:43,210	♪ Now let's see if it's true ♪	♪ Now let's see if it's true ♪
139	00:07:43,964	00:07:48,083	♪ Everybody has a summer holiday ♪	♪ Everybody has a summer holiday ♪
140	00:07:48,176	00:07:51,214	♪ Doing things they always wanted to ♪	♪ Doing things they always wanted to ♪
141	00:07:51,304	00:07:55,093	♪ So we're going on a summer holiday ♪	♪ So we're going on a summer holiday ♪
142	00:07:55,183	00:07:58,927	♪ To make our dreams come true ♪	♪ To make our dreams come true ♪
143	00:07:59,020	00:08:02,138	♪ For me and you ♪	♪ For me and you ♪
144	00:08:18,123	00:08:20,615	[bus horn beeps]	[bus horn beeps]
145	00:08:20,709	00:08:22,812	- Hey, what's up, doc? - Well, look at that thing ahead of us.	- Hey, what's up, doc? - Well, look at that thing ahead of us.
146	00:08:22,836	00:08:24,772	- What is it? - I dunno, but it shouldn't be on the road.	- What is it? - I dunno, but it shouldn't be on the road.
147	00:08:24,796	00:08:26,436	- What's the matter? - Look at that, look!	- What's the matter? - Look at that, look!
148	00:08:26,464	00:08:27,382	Aah!	Aah!
149	00:08:27,383	00:08:31,343	Why doesn't he stop hooting his horn? There's plenty of room to pass!	Why doesn't he stop hooting his horn? There's plenty of room to pass!
150	00:08:31,428	00:08:35,763	Oh, don't take any notice of them. You know what they say about French drivers.	Oh, don't take any notice of them. You know what they say about French drivers.
151	00:08:35,849	00:08:37,841	In a London bus?	In a London bus?
152	00:08:37,934	00:08:40,134	- Ah, but they won't stop. - He thinks you want to pass.	- Ah, but they won't stop. - He thinks you want to pass.
153	00:08:40,186	00:08:43,179	- They can't see us for baggage. - I'll have to get alongside.	- They can't see us for baggage. - I'll have to get alongside.
154	00:08:46,651	00:08:48,813	- What's the French word for wheel? - Erm?	- What's the French word for wheel? - Erm?
155	00:08:48,903	00:08:49,939	- La wheel! - No!	- La wheel! - No!
156	00:08:50,030	00:08:51,716	- "La" what? - What's the matter with the English word?	- "La" what? - What's the matter with the English word?
157	00:08:51,740	00:08:53,540	- Because they're probably French! - Oh, yeah.	- Because they're probably French! - Oh, yeah.
158	00:08:53,575	00:08:55,988	Roue! Roue, that's the French word for wheel.	Roue! Roue, that's the French word for wheel.
159	00:08:58,329	00:08:59,911	- Roue! - Roue! Roue!	- Roue! - Roue! Roue!
160	00:08:59,998	00:09:02,581	- The wheel! The wheel! - What's he say?	- The wheel! The wheel! - What's he say?
161	00:09:02,667	00:09:04,408	Rue. That's French for road.	Rue. That's French for road.
162	00:09:04,502	00:09:06,619	Roue! Roue! Roue!	Roue! Roue! Roue!
163	00:09:06,713	00:09:09,547	- It's as much our rue as it is yours! - Roue!	- It's as much our rue as it is yours! - Roue!
164	00:09:09,632	00:09:12,045	What else did you get for Christmas?!	What else did you get for Christmas?!
165	00:09:12,969	00:09:14,380	We're just trying to say...	We're just trying to say...
166	00:09:14,471	00:09:16,838	Will you please get out of our way?!	Will you please get out of our way?!
167	00:09:16,931	00:09:18,342	[truck horn blares]	[truck horn blares]
168	00:09:20,351	00:09:22,058	[brakes squeal]	[brakes squeal]
169	00:09:22,145	00:09:23,602	Ow!	Ow!
170	00:09:23,688	00:09:24,849	Oh!	Oh!
171	00:09:24,939	00:09:27,209	Well, go and see how the girls are while I see what the bus is doing.	Well, go and see how the girls are while I see what the bus is doing.
172	00:09:27,233	00:09:28,836	- Oh, the girls! - Yeah, let's go and see how they are.	- Oh, the girls! - Yeah, let's go and see how they are.
173	00:09:28,860	00:09:30,271	Well, they look alright.	Well, they look alright.
174	00:09:32,447	00:09:33,563	Women!	Women!
175	00:09:35,241	00:09:37,733	Everything they say about women drivers is true!	Everything they say about women drivers is true!
176	00:09:37,827	00:09:40,365	Of all the stupid, idiotic, dangerous...	Of all the stupid, idiotic, dangerous...
177	00:09:40,455	00:09:44,369	Women drivers indeed! It's people like you that shouldn't be allowed on the road.	Women drivers indeed! It's people like you that shouldn't be allowed on the road.
178	00:09:45,627	00:09:46,834	I'm Cyril.	I'm Cyril.
179	00:09:46,920	00:09:48,206	I'm Sandy.	I'm Sandy.
180	00:09:48,296	00:09:50,504	We just wanted to let you know about your wheel.	We just wanted to let you know about your wheel.
181	00:09:50,590	00:09:53,351	If you'd been watching where you were going instead of shouting at us,	If you'd been watching where you were going instead of shouting at us,
182	00:09:53,384	00:09:56,593	- we'd need never have met! - Oh, Sandy, don't be beastly to them.	- we'd need never have met! - Oh, Sandy, don't be beastly to them.
183	00:09:56,679	00:09:59,342	- It wasn't their fault, was it? - Steve, Steve Jones.	- It wasn't their fault, was it? - Steve, Steve Jones.
184	00:09:59,432	00:10:01,549	- I'm Angie. - Glad to know you, Charlie.	- I'm Angie. - Glad to know you, Charlie.
185	00:10:01,643	00:10:04,932	I'd just like to say, miss, that the accident would've been far more serious	I'd just like to say, miss, that the accident would've been far more serious
186	00:10:05,021	00:10:08,264	had it not been for your superb driving and very quick thinking.	had it not been for your superb driving and very quick thinking.
187	00:10:08,358	00:10:10,350	Oh, glad that didn't go unnoticed.	Oh, glad that didn't go unnoticed.
188	00:10:10,443	00:10:13,186	You certainly didn't mean any harm, did you?	You certainly didn't mean any harm, did you?
189	00:10:13,279	00:10:15,566	- Cyril. - I'm Cyril. He's Edwin.	- Cyril. - I'm Cyril. He's Edwin.
190	00:10:15,657	00:10:18,400	- Oh, yes, of course, Edwin. - Oh, it's my favourite name!	- Oh, yes, of course, Edwin. - Oh, it's my favourite name!
191	00:10:18,493	00:10:20,280	- Really? Oh! - Anyone hurt?	- Really? Oh! - Anyone hurt?
192	00:10:20,370	00:10:22,389	- Hey, what's the damage? - Well, the light and the radiator,	- Hey, what's the damage? - Well, the light and the radiator,
193	00:10:22,413	00:10:24,120	- but we should make it to Paris. - Great!	- but we should make it to Paris. - Great!
194	00:10:24,207	00:10:27,917	[laughs] Hey, but your car doesn't look so hot. What hit you?	[laughs] Hey, but your car doesn't look so hot. What hit you?
195	00:10:28,002	00:10:31,370	Maybe it's lucky for you that we stopped. Now you can travel in comfort.	Maybe it's lucky for you that we stopped. Now you can travel in comfort.
196	00:10:31,464	00:10:34,878	We're not going on a London bus if that's what you had in mind.	We're not going on a London bus if that's what you had in mind.
197	00:10:34,968	00:10:37,279	Well, you're not going to get very far on your holiday in this thing!	Well, you're not going to get very far on your holiday in this thing!
198	00:10:37,303	00:10:40,171	We're not going on a holiday, we're on our way to an engagement.	We're not going on a holiday, we're on our way to an engagement.
199	00:10:40,265	00:10:44,475	We're a singing trio and we're on our way to our latest and greatest engagement.	We're a singing trio and we're on our way to our latest and greatest engagement.
200	00:10:44,561	00:10:46,644	- In six days. - It's our first job.	- In six days. - It's our first job.
201	00:10:46,729	00:10:47,970	Singers! Well, that's great.	Singers! Well, that's great.
202	00:10:48,064	00:10:50,292	We can have you wherever you wanna be in a couple of days.	We can have you wherever you wanna be in a couple of days.
203	00:10:50,316	00:10:52,683	- Paris, Cannes, Nice... - Athens.	- Paris, Cannes, Nice... - Athens.
204	00:10:52,777	00:10:55,064	Athens. Athens?!	Athens. Athens?!
205	00:10:55,155	00:10:57,112	I think it's conference time, gentlemen.	I think it's conference time, gentlemen.
206	00:10:57,198	00:10:58,860	Ladies, excuse us a moment.	Ladies, excuse us a moment.
207	00:10:58,950	00:11:01,804	- Will you get out? Try again now. - They're never gonna make it in that car!	- Will you get out? Try again now. - They're never gonna make it in that car!
208	00:11:01,828	00:11:04,536	Start the ignition. We'll give it a push. Come on.	Start the ignition. We'll give it a push. Come on.
209	00:11:04,622	00:11:07,365	Hey, if we go as far as Athens, maybe I can drive.	Hey, if we go as far as Athens, maybe I can drive.
210	00:11:07,458	00:11:09,996	Yeah, maybe, Edwin, maybe.	Yeah, maybe, Edwin, maybe.
211	00:11:10,086	00:11:12,203	Yeah. Well, those in favour of taking the girls?	Yeah. Well, those in favour of taking the girls?
212	00:11:12,297	00:11:14,038	- Edwin? - Oh!	- Edwin? - Oh!
213	00:11:14,883	00:11:16,215	Let's go!	Let's go!
214	00:11:17,677	00:11:21,921	Good news, girls. My board of directors and myself have unanimously agreed	Good news, girls. My board of directors and myself have unanimously agreed
215	00:11:22,015	00:11:23,855	to take you all to Athens in the company coach.	to take you all to Athens in the company coach.
216	00:11:23,933	00:11:25,244	- But we don't... - As our guests.	- But we don't... - As our guests.
217	00:11:25,268	00:11:28,227	You could have saved the board meeting. We're not hitchhikers.	You could have saved the board meeting. We're not hitchhikers.
218	00:11:28,313	00:11:31,351	- We've got transport of our own. - Look, take it from me,	- We've got transport of our own. - Look, take it from me,
219	00:11:31,441	00:11:33,933	we're all expert mechanics and... Well, this car's a right-off.	we're all expert mechanics and... Well, this car's a right-off.
220	00:11:34,027	00:11:36,610	Now how do you know? You haven't even looked at it.	Now how do you know? You haven't even looked at it.
221	00:11:36,696	00:11:38,403	Yes, the least you can do is look at it.	Yes, the least you can do is look at it.
222	00:11:38,489	00:11:41,857	Very well, gentlemen, let's look at it.	Very well, gentlemen, let's look at it.
223	00:11:41,951	00:11:44,910	- What are they going to do? - Just don't take any notice.	- What are they going to do? - Just don't take any notice.
224	00:11:47,207	00:11:49,290	[Sandy] What are you doing?	[Sandy] What are you doing?
225	00:11:52,962	00:11:54,624	[Don tuts]	[Don tuts]
226	00:11:59,844	00:12:01,051	[Sandy gasps]	[Sandy gasps]
227	00:12:05,308	00:12:06,515	[Don tuts]	[Don tuts]
228	00:12:06,601	00:12:07,842	Angie.	Angie.
229	00:12:09,812	00:12:11,394	Get out!	Get out!
230	00:12:14,150	00:12:15,641	- [Don chuckles] - Come on.	- [Don chuckles] - Come on.
231	00:12:15,735	00:12:17,146	Come on!	Come on!
232	00:12:18,529	00:12:21,647	♪ The bush upon the rotor pump ♪	♪ The bush upon the rotor pump ♪
233	00:12:21,741	00:12:24,324	♪ Is pushed into the floater sump ♪	♪ Is pushed into the floater sump ♪
234	00:12:24,410	00:12:27,369	♪ It's wearing out the trunnion teeth ♪	♪ It's wearing out the trunnion teeth ♪
235	00:12:27,455	00:12:30,869	♪ By bearing on the cog beneath ♪	♪ By bearing on the cog beneath ♪
236	00:12:30,959	00:12:33,872	♪ Which means in terms of tension swings ♪	♪ Which means in terms of tension swings ♪
237	00:12:33,962	00:12:36,796	♪ The seams of your suspension springs ♪	♪ The seams of your suspension springs ♪
238	00:12:36,881	00:12:39,749	♪ In cyclic thirds are set apart ♪	♪ In cyclic thirds are set apart ♪
239	00:12:39,842	00:12:43,381	♪ In very simple words, dear ladies ♪	♪ In very simple words, dear ladies ♪
240	00:12:43,471	00:12:45,508	♪ Your car won't start ♪	♪ Your car won't start ♪
241	00:12:46,224	00:12:48,591	♪ So we're making this offer ♪	♪ So we're making this offer ♪
242	00:12:49,102	00:12:51,845	♪ Ride with us, come ride with us ♪	♪ Ride with us, come ride with us ♪
243	00:12:51,938	00:12:54,897	♪ Through the countryside with us ♪	♪ Through the countryside with us ♪
244	00:12:54,983	00:12:59,193	♪ For our bus has every comfort inside ♪	♪ For our bus has every comfort inside ♪
245	00:12:59,279	00:13:02,943	♪ We are pleading, please let us take you for a ride ♪	♪ We are pleading, please let us take you for a ride ♪
246	00:13:09,080	00:13:10,787	[engine splutters]	[engine splutters]
247	00:13:14,252	00:13:16,164	Now look what you've done!	Now look what you've done!
248	00:13:19,507	00:13:20,668	Listen...	Listen...
249	00:13:21,634	00:13:23,671	Do you mind?	Do you mind?
250	00:13:23,761	00:13:26,879	♪ To try to wrench the gyro sphere ♪	♪ To try to wrench the gyro sphere ♪
251	00:13:26,973	00:13:29,636	♪ Without a bench would take all year ♪	♪ Without a bench would take all year ♪
252	00:13:29,726	00:13:33,561	♪ Don't risk it like that on the road The brisket feedline might explode ♪	♪ Don't risk it like that on the road The brisket feedline might explode ♪
253	00:13:33,646	00:13:36,333	♪ The ball valve's past the hydro trend There's something nasty round the bend ♪	♪ The ball valve's past the hydro trend There's something nasty round the bend ♪
254	00:13:36,357	00:13:38,519	♪ The lubri-tank is running slow ♪	♪ The lubri-tank is running slow ♪
255	00:13:38,609	00:13:43,855	♪ To put it very frankly, ladies, your car won't go ♪	♪ To put it very frankly, ladies, your car won't go ♪
256	00:13:43,948	00:13:47,908	♪ So ride with us, come ride with us ♪	♪ So ride with us, come ride with us ♪
257	00:13:47,994	00:13:50,532	♪ Better be allied with us ♪	♪ Better be allied with us ♪
258	00:13:50,621	00:13:52,408	♪ Here's an offer ♪	♪ Here's an offer ♪
259	00:13:52,498	00:13:55,115	♪ That is quite bona fide ♪	♪ That is quite bona fide ♪
260	00:13:55,209	00:13:59,624	♪ We are pleading, please let us take you for a ride ♪	♪ We are pleading, please let us take you for a ride ♪
261	00:14:07,055	00:14:08,262	[Sandy sighs]	[Sandy sighs]
262	00:14:08,348	00:14:09,714	Ooh!	Ooh!
263	00:14:10,433	00:14:11,719	- [bang!] - [Don] Ow!	- [bang!] - [Don] Ow!
264	00:14:19,859	00:14:20,940	Oh!	Oh!
265	00:14:27,283	00:14:28,283	Aw!	Aw!
266	00:14:36,084	00:14:38,246	[gasps] What do you think he's doing?	[gasps] What do you think he's doing?
267	00:14:39,796	00:14:42,334	- Here you are. - Thank you.	- Here you are. - Thank you.
268	00:14:42,423	00:14:43,789	Come on, girls!	Come on, girls!
269	00:14:44,801	00:14:45,837	Hey!	Hey!
270	00:15:17,041	00:15:18,282	[Don whistles]	[Don whistles]
271	00:15:31,973	00:15:34,807	♪ You know I shouldn't be surprised that gasket hood looks pulverised ♪	♪ You know I shouldn't be surprised that gasket hood looks pulverised ♪
272	00:15:34,892	00:15:37,746	♪ The shocking coil is now reversed so flush it, boil and then you burst ♪	♪ The shocking coil is now reversed so flush it, boil and then you burst ♪
273	00:15:37,770	00:15:40,374	♪ Compression peak will soon distend the leak that leaks in your big end ♪	♪ Compression peak will soon distend the leak that leaks in your big end ♪
274	00:15:40,398	00:15:43,159	♪ That nasty coke has got a hitch around the choke adjustment switch ♪	♪ That nasty coke has got a hitch around the choke adjustment switch ♪
275	00:15:43,234	00:15:45,897	♪ The piston spark is dynamite and cutting out the parking light ♪	♪ The piston spark is dynamite and cutting out the parking light ♪
276	00:15:45,987	00:15:48,604	♪ And from its shake, your outside brake is needing a new drum! ♪	♪ And from its shake, your outside brake is needing a new drum! ♪
277	00:15:49,407	00:15:52,115	♪ In fact, make no mistake ♪	♪ In fact, make no mistake ♪
278	00:15:52,201	00:15:56,070	♪ You've really had it, chum ♪	♪ You've really had it, chum ♪
279	00:15:56,164	00:16:02,786	♪ So ride with us, come ride with us ♪	♪ So ride with us, come ride with us ♪
280	00:16:02,879	00:16:07,294	♪ Past the forest and the riverside ♪	♪ Past the forest and the riverside ♪
281	00:16:07,383	00:16:11,468	♪ Take a tour with us that's really nationwide ♪	♪ Take a tour with us that's really nationwide ♪
282	00:16:12,221	00:16:15,214	♪ For as guys we're really qualified ♪	♪ For as guys we're really qualified ♪
283	00:16:15,308	00:16:17,971	- ♪ There's no need to look terrified ♪ - Oh, really!	- ♪ There's no need to look terrified ♪ - Oh, really!
284	00:16:18,060	00:16:21,019	♪ For when you have tried you will say, wide-eyed! ♪	♪ For when you have tried you will say, wide-eyed! ♪
285	00:16:21,105	00:16:23,813	♪ We are just what the doctor specified ♪	♪ We are just what the doctor specified ♪
286	00:16:23,900	00:16:27,189	♪ We are pleading, please let us take you for a... ♪	♪ We are pleading, please let us take you for a... ♪
287	00:16:27,278	00:16:29,816	- ♪ Ride with us! ♪ - [car backfires]	- ♪ Ride with us! ♪ - [car backfires]
288	00:16:29,906	00:16:33,070	♪ Ride with us! ♪	♪ Ride with us! ♪
289	00:16:39,081	00:16:45,794	♪ Please let us take you for a ride! ♪	♪ Please let us take you for a ride! ♪
290	00:16:45,880	00:16:48,543	[girls screaming]	[girls screaming]
291	00:16:48,633	00:16:50,124	[car backfires]	[car backfires]
292	00:16:50,218	00:16:51,334	Oh!	Oh!
293	00:16:51,427	00:16:53,544	[girls humming]	[girls humming]
294	00:16:53,638	00:16:55,675	Our offer's still open.	Our offer's still open.
295	00:16:55,765	00:16:58,178	Girls, I think it's time for a conference.	Girls, I think it's time for a conference.
296	00:16:59,018	00:17:00,384	Excuse us.	Excuse us.
297	00:17:02,063	00:17:04,555	I think the problem is quite simple.	I think the problem is quite simple.
298	00:17:04,649	00:17:06,982	Do we take a nice, fast train to Athens	Do we take a nice, fast train to Athens
299	00:17:07,068	00:17:09,401	that'll get us there on time or...	that'll get us there on time or...
300	00:17:09,487	00:17:13,948	shall we risk it in a rickety old London bus with four strange boys?	shall we risk it in a rickety old London bus with four strange boys?
301	00:17:14,033	00:17:16,366	Those in favour of the nice fast train?	Those in favour of the nice fast train?
302	00:17:17,662	00:17:18,869	- Oh! - Super!	- Oh! - Super!
303	00:17:18,955	00:17:20,412	Load the bus, boys, here we come.	Load the bus, boys, here we come.
304	00:17:20,498	00:17:23,536	- Oh, hoorah! - Come on, get the cases. Here we go.	- Oh, hoorah! - Come on, get the cases. Here we go.
305	00:17:23,626	00:17:26,460	♪ We're all going on a summer holiday ♪	♪ We're all going on a summer holiday ♪
306	00:17:26,546	00:17:28,148	- ♪ No more working... ♪ - [car backfires and hisses]	- ♪ No more working... ♪ - [car backfires and hisses]
307	00:17:28,172	00:17:30,539	[groaning]	[groaning]
308	00:17:52,113	00:17:55,072	- Oh! - [all chattering]	- Oh! - [all chattering]
309	00:17:55,157	00:17:57,570	[Cyril] Ooh-la-la! Oui, oui, oui!	[Cyril] Ooh-la-la! Oui, oui, oui!
310	00:17:58,244	00:18:00,201	Oh, boy, we made it! Paris, France!	Oh, boy, we made it! Paris, France!
311	00:18:00,288	00:18:02,683	Look, we're staying in Paris as long as it takes to repair the bus.	Look, we're staying in Paris as long as it takes to repair the bus.
312	00:18:02,707	00:18:04,164	That's all. A few hours at the most.	That's all. A few hours at the most.
313	00:18:04,250	00:18:07,664	[French accent] Oh, a few hours in Paris can be like a lifetime! Oh!	[French accent] Oh, a few hours in Paris can be like a lifetime! Oh!
314	00:18:07,753	00:18:10,291	[twangy guitar music]	[twangy guitar music]
315	00:18:11,424	00:18:13,336	Oh, I feel so cool!	Oh, I feel so cool!
316	00:18:14,343	00:18:17,507	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
317	00:18:22,685	00:18:25,143	[indistinct]	[indistinct]
318	00:18:26,105	00:18:27,641	Ooh! Cool!	Ooh! Cool!
319	00:18:41,662	00:18:44,871	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
320	00:18:53,799	00:18:55,540	- Sandy? - Yes.	- Sandy? - Yes.
321	00:18:55,635	00:18:58,878	- I've never met a singer before. - You must have.	- I've never met a singer before. - You must have.
322	00:18:58,971	00:19:00,428	Well, not a professional, I mean.	Well, not a professional, I mean.
323	00:19:00,514	00:19:03,678	Oh, you can't really call me a professional. I've never been paid.	Oh, you can't really call me a professional. I've never been paid.
324	00:19:03,768	00:19:05,600	I bet you've got a lovely voice.	I bet you've got a lovely voice.
325	00:19:05,686	00:19:08,303	Mm, it's not really good enough to be a solo.	Mm, it's not really good enough to be a solo.
326	00:19:08,397	00:19:10,605	In the trio, you don't notice it so much.	In the trio, you don't notice it so much.
327	00:19:10,691	00:19:12,523	I bet I'd notice it anywhere.	I bet I'd notice it anywhere.
328	00:19:12,610	00:19:14,067	Would you?	Would you?
329	00:19:15,905	00:19:19,899	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
330	00:19:20,993	00:19:24,486	So then we decided to call ourselves Do, Re and Mi.	So then we decided to call ourselves Do, Re and Mi.
331	00:19:24,580	00:19:27,573	- I thought of that. Do you like it? - Yeah.	- I thought of that. Do you like it? - Yeah.
332	00:19:27,667	00:19:32,162	I think a good name for an act is very important.	I think a good name for an act is very important.
333	00:19:32,254	00:19:34,416	Yes, I've heard that.	Yes, I've heard that.
334	00:19:34,507	00:19:37,716	[laughs] Of course I've heard it! I said it!	[laughs] Of course I've heard it! I said it!
335	00:19:37,802	00:19:39,464	[giggles]	[giggles]
336	00:19:39,553	00:19:40,885	[they laugh]	[they laugh]
337	00:19:47,103	00:19:48,969	Hey, Charlie, has anyone ever told you	Hey, Charlie, has anyone ever told you
338	00:19:49,063	00:19:51,851	that you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen?	that you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen?
339	00:19:51,941	00:19:54,900	- Do you call everyone Charlie? - No, only the people I dig.	- Do you call everyone Charlie? - No, only the people I dig.
340	00:19:54,985	00:19:57,022	- But why Charlie? - I don't know.	- But why Charlie? - I don't know.
341	00:19:57,113	00:19:59,821	It's an up-name. Happy, you know what I mean?	It's an up-name. Happy, you know what I mean?
342	00:19:59,907	00:20:02,194	- Oh, like good-time Charlies? - Yeah, that's right.	- Oh, like good-time Charlies? - Yeah, that's right.
343	00:20:03,035	00:20:04,992	Do you like my name - Angie?	Do you like my name - Angie?
344	00:20:05,079	00:20:07,116	Oh, I think it's the most, Charlie.	Oh, I think it's the most, Charlie.
345	00:20:07,206	00:20:10,165	[music stops, cheering, applause, wolf whistles]	[music stops, cheering, applause, wolf whistles]
346	00:20:17,258	00:20:20,626	[all talking at once]	[all talking at once]
347	00:20:20,720	00:20:22,507	- Hi. - Everything ready, Don?	- Hi. - Everything ready, Don?
348	00:20:22,596	00:20:24,157	- Everything's fine. - Oh, you should've seen it!	- Everything's fine. - Oh, you should've seen it!
349	00:20:24,181	00:20:26,514	I know, I know, but we've got to get going.	I know, I know, but we've got to get going.
350	00:20:26,600	00:20:27,716	- Oh! - Not yet.	- Oh! - Not yet.
351	00:20:27,810	00:20:30,473	- Well, you do want to get to Athens? - Yep, he's right. Let's go.	- Well, you do want to get to Athens? - Yep, he's right. Let's go.
352	00:20:30,563	00:20:32,805	- Come on. Where's Steve? - [bongo drums play]	- Come on. Where's Steve? - [bongo drums play]
353	00:20:37,069	00:20:39,561	[band join in]	[band join in]
354	00:20:40,573	00:20:42,109	[man] Come on, hit it!	[man] Come on, hit it!
355	00:20:46,871	00:20:49,113	- Let's hear you play, come on! - [Steve laughs]	- Let's hear you play, come on! - [Steve laughs]
356	00:20:49,206	00:20:50,206	Go!	Go!
357	00:20:53,294	00:20:54,330	Hey!	Hey!
358	00:20:55,921	00:20:57,162	- Go, go! - Hey, yes!	- Go, go! - Hey, yes!
359	00:20:58,340	00:20:59,706	Hey! Look out!	Hey! Look out!
360	00:20:59,800	00:21:01,041	Yee-ha!	Yee-ha!
361	00:21:01,135	00:21:02,135	Ouch!	Ouch!
362	00:21:03,804	00:21:05,011	Thank you!	Thank you!
363	00:21:05,097	00:21:07,430	[Don] Oh, come on, we've gotta go!	[Don] Oh, come on, we've gotta go!
364	00:21:07,516	00:21:09,382	Come on, let's stop now!	Come on, let's stop now!
365	00:21:09,477	00:21:11,184	Yeah! Yeah!	Yeah! Yeah!
366	00:21:11,270	00:21:13,307	All right, we must get out in about five minutes.	All right, we must get out in about five minutes.
367	00:21:13,397	00:21:15,104	- Hey! - Oh, please!	- Hey! - Oh, please!
368	00:21:16,901	00:21:18,108	Come on!	Come on!
369	00:21:19,403	00:21:22,987	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
370	00:21:51,310	00:21:52,642	Come on!	Come on!
371	00:21:59,860	00:22:01,772	[girls] Oh!	[girls] Oh!
372	00:22:04,615	00:22:05,822	[cheering]	[cheering]
373	00:22:07,952	00:22:09,488	Whoa!	Whoa!
374	00:22:11,956	00:22:13,163	[Angie] Steve!	[Angie] Steve!
375	00:22:15,251	00:22:16,833	Time to go.	Time to go.
376	00:22:18,838	00:22:20,875	Come on, let's get him out of here.	Come on, let's get him out of here.
377	00:22:20,965	00:22:23,548	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
378	00:22:36,355	00:22:38,972	[dance music plays]	[dance music plays]
379	00:22:40,776	00:22:44,190	Not too loud. We mustn't disturb the neighbours!	Not too loud. We mustn't disturb the neighbours!
380	00:22:44,280	00:22:48,570	- Don, where did you get to tonight? - Oh, I went to a café near the garage.	- Don, where did you get to tonight? - Oh, I went to a café near the garage.
381	00:22:48,659	00:22:50,116	Had a great meal.	Had a great meal.
382	00:22:50,202	00:22:52,514	Food! Of course, food. I knew we'd forgotten something. Food!	Food! Of course, food. I knew we'd forgotten something. Food!
383	00:22:52,538	00:22:54,018	- Girls, to the kitchen. - I'm hungry.	- Girls, to the kitchen. - I'm hungry.
384	00:22:54,081	00:22:55,081	I'll do the table.	I'll do the table.
385	00:22:55,082	00:22:56,198	You know...	You know...
386	00:22:56,292	00:22:58,705	I might just start off with some lovely French onion soup.	I might just start off with some lovely French onion soup.
387	00:22:58,794	00:23:01,457	Followed by roast duck in orange sauce.	Followed by roast duck in orange sauce.
388	00:23:01,547	00:23:03,459	Finishing with crêpes Suzette.	Finishing with crêpes Suzette.
389	00:23:03,549	00:23:06,542	- Well, you'll have baked beans. - With an egg on top.	- Well, you'll have baked beans. - With an egg on top.
390	00:23:06,635	00:23:09,753	And like it. Now, turn off the music and help me lay the table.	And like it. Now, turn off the music and help me lay the table.
391	00:23:09,847	00:23:12,806	- Come on! - Oh, watch it! Mind the disc!	- Come on! - Oh, watch it! Mind the disc!
392	00:23:12,892	00:23:15,555	Look out back there. We're coming to a railway crossing.	Look out back there. We're coming to a railway crossing.
393	00:23:15,644	00:23:17,226	Oh, oh, oh! Watch it!	Oh, oh, oh! Watch it!
394	00:23:18,355	00:23:19,436	[together] Edwin!	[together] Edwin!
395	00:23:19,523	00:23:21,139	Not me this time.	Not me this time.
396	00:23:21,233	00:23:22,599	[laughter]	[laughter]
397	00:23:22,693	00:23:24,400	[banging on roof]	[banging on roof]
398	00:23:24,486	00:23:25,897	Hey, what was that?	Hey, what was that?
399	00:23:25,988	00:23:28,275	- I think we've got mice. - King-sized mice.	- I think we've got mice. - King-sized mice.
400	00:23:29,783	00:23:31,503	I think we'd better find out who's up there.	I think we'd better find out who's up there.
401	00:23:31,577	00:23:32,943	Girls, stay down here.	Girls, stay down here.
402	00:23:33,037	00:23:35,199	- Boys, let's take a look. - Yeah, you take a look.	- Boys, let's take a look. - Yeah, you take a look.
403	00:23:35,289	00:23:36,575	Oh, come on!	Oh, come on!
404	00:23:36,665	00:23:38,201	Blimey!	Blimey!
405	00:23:44,632	00:23:46,373	It's a boy.	It's a boy.
406	00:23:47,676	00:23:49,884	[Edwin] Yeah, he looks frightened.	[Edwin] Yeah, he looks frightened.
407	00:23:51,013	00:23:53,505	Hey, what do you know? Our first stowaway.	Hey, what do you know? Our first stowaway.
408	00:23:54,683	00:23:56,549	Alright, young fella, what's it all about?	Alright, young fella, what's it all about?
409	00:23:56,644	00:23:58,226	Maybe he doesn't understand English.	Maybe he doesn't understand English.
410	00:23:58,312	00:24:00,554	I'll speak French. Erm...	I'll speak French. Erm...
411	00:24:00,648	00:24:02,560	Parlez-vous français?	Parlez-vous français?
412	00:24:02,650	00:24:04,061	[Steve] Are you lost, Charlie?	[Steve] Are you lost, Charlie?
413	00:24:04,151	00:24:06,689	Êtes-vous perdu, Charlie?	Êtes-vous perdu, Charlie?
414	00:24:07,738	00:24:09,695	- Ask him where he comes from? - Oui.	- Ask him where he comes from? - Oui.
415	00:24:09,782	00:24:12,445	Où est la plume de ma tante?	Où est la plume de ma tante?
416	00:24:12,534	00:24:14,571	Oh, leave him alone. Can't you see he's scared?	Oh, leave him alone. Can't you see he's scared?
417	00:24:14,662	00:24:17,200	Yes, poor little boy. He can't be more than 14.	Yes, poor little boy. He can't be more than 14.
418	00:24:17,289	00:24:19,476	- Well, he should be able to talk. - He's probably hungry.	- Well, he should be able to talk. - He's probably hungry.
419	00:24:19,500	00:24:21,662	- Well, he can't understand. - You watch. Manger?	- Well, he can't understand. - You watch. Manger?
420	00:24:21,752	00:24:23,163	Manger?	Manger?
421	00:24:23,253	00:24:26,212	Yes, that settles it. No more questions till he's had something to eat.	Yes, that settles it. No more questions till he's had something to eat.
422	00:24:28,592	00:24:30,083	You're English?	You're English?
423	00:24:30,177	00:24:31,384	American?	American?
424	00:24:33,389	00:24:34,800	How old are you?	How old are you?
425	00:24:35,599	00:24:36,680	14.	14.
426	00:24:36,767	00:24:38,633	Have you run away from home?	Have you run away from home?
427	00:24:39,311	00:24:43,055	- Oh, I haven't got a home. - Oh! Did you want to ride on the bus?	- Oh, I haven't got a home. - Oh! Did you want to ride on the bus?
428	00:24:43,148	00:24:45,140	- Mmm. - Well, where do you want to get to?	- Mmm. - Well, where do you want to get to?
429	00:24:45,234	00:24:47,897	- We're going to Athens. - That's where I want to go!	- We're going to Athens. - That's where I want to go!
430	00:24:47,987	00:24:50,525	Oh, well, you eat your meal and we'll see what we can do.	Oh, well, you eat your meal and we'll see what we can do.
431	00:24:53,784	00:24:56,322	I... I think we ought to bury the scraps outside.	I... I think we ought to bury the scraps outside.
432	00:24:56,412	00:24:57,869	Cyril.	Cyril.
433	00:24:57,955	00:25:01,073	And we'll get the sleeping bags ready. Have you finished?	And we'll get the sleeping bags ready. Have you finished?
434	00:25:04,545	00:25:06,662	- Shh! Cyril. - What are we gonna do, Don?	- Shh! Cyril. - What are we gonna do, Don?
435	00:25:06,755	00:25:09,088	Well, we can't keep him here, that's for sure.	Well, we can't keep him here, that's for sure.
436	00:25:09,174	00:25:11,461	Perhaps we could drop him off at the next police station.	Perhaps we could drop him off at the next police station.
437	00:25:11,552	00:25:14,795	No. If we do that, we'll get tied up with French red tape for at least a month.	No. If we do that, we'll get tied up with French red tape for at least a month.
438	00:25:14,888	00:25:17,972	- Well, maybe he's run away from home. - He said he hasn't got a home.	- Well, maybe he's run away from home. - He said he hasn't got a home.
439	00:25:18,058	00:25:20,328	Probably just a hitchhiker. There are dozens of them all over.	Probably just a hitchhiker. There are dozens of them all over.
440	00:25:20,352	00:25:21,997	Well, we've got to make up our minds quickly,	Well, we've got to make up our minds quickly,
441	00:25:22,021	00:25:23,915	- cos as it is we're pushed for time. - To get to Athens?	- cos as it is we're pushed for time. - To get to Athens?
442	00:25:23,939	00:25:26,852	Yup. We've got to rush through France, Switzerland, Austria	Yup. We've got to rush through France, Switzerland, Austria
443	00:25:26,942	00:25:28,920	and then we've got two days for Yugoslavia and Greece.	and then we've got two days for Yugoslavia and Greece.
444	00:25:28,944	00:25:31,152	That means we get to Athens by Saturday.	That means we get to Athens by Saturday.
445	00:25:31,238	00:25:32,854	Do we take him?	Do we take him?
446	00:25:32,948	00:25:34,280	Crazy.	Crazy.
447	00:25:35,034	00:25:36,741	Bury these, Edwin.	Bury these, Edwin.
448	00:25:38,328	00:25:40,991	Well, it looks like you've got yourself a ride. What's your name?	Well, it looks like you've got yourself a ride. What's your name?
449	00:25:41,081	00:25:42,663	Bar... Bobby.	Bar... Bobby.
450	00:25:42,750	00:25:44,630	- Welcome aboard, Bobby. My name's Don. - Steve.	- Welcome aboard, Bobby. My name's Don. - Steve.
451	00:25:44,710	00:25:46,292	- Sandy. - I'm Cyril.	- Sandy. - I'm Cyril.
452	00:25:46,378	00:25:47,585	- Angie. - Mimsie.	- Angie. - Mimsie.
453	00:25:47,671	00:25:49,503	- Hello. - The one outside's Edwin.	- Hello. - The one outside's Edwin.
454	00:25:49,590	00:25:51,985	Listen, we'd better turn in. We've got an early start tomorrow morning.	Listen, we'd better turn in. We've got an early start tomorrow morning.
455	00:25:52,009	00:25:53,875	- Goodnight, girls. - Goodnight, boys.	- Goodnight, girls. - Goodnight, boys.
456	00:25:53,969	00:25:55,801	You stay here with us.	You stay here with us.
457	00:25:57,473	00:25:58,805	Here, Bobby.	Here, Bobby.
458	00:25:58,891	00:26:01,099	[Cyril whistles a tune]	[Cyril whistles a tune]
459	00:26:07,775	00:26:10,392	Er, do you always sleep with all your clothes on?	Er, do you always sleep with all your clothes on?
460	00:26:10,486	00:26:11,818	Yes.	Yes.
461	00:26:11,904	00:26:13,315	Goodnight.	Goodnight.
462	00:26:36,220	00:26:37,961	How does this sound?	How does this sound?
463	00:26:38,055	00:26:41,594	"Dear Mummy, France is very well. We've picked up lots of culture.	"Dear Mummy, France is very well. We've picked up lots of culture.
464	00:26:41,683	00:26:43,800	- Love, Sandy." - Oh, that's fine, Sandy.	- Love, Sandy." - Oh, that's fine, Sandy.
465	00:26:43,894	00:26:45,430	How about this one to Ken?	How about this one to Ken?
466	00:26:45,521	00:26:47,979	"Dear Ken, the world is beautiful.	"Dear Ken, the world is beautiful.
467	00:26:48,065	00:26:50,557	Things really swing when you travel by bus.	Things really swing when you travel by bus.
468	00:26:50,651	00:26:53,985	The sky is bluer, the sun is brighter and the girls are lovelier."	The sky is bluer, the sun is brighter and the girls are lovelier."
469	00:26:54,071	00:26:55,687	Signed Don.	Signed Don.
470	00:26:55,781	00:26:57,238	Hey, that's sheer poetry, man.	Hey, that's sheer poetry, man.
471	00:26:57,324	00:26:59,236	Yeah, but not very accurate.	Yeah, but not very accurate.
472	00:26:59,326	00:27:02,305	We've been sitting here for nearly an hour and I've not seen one lovely girl yet.	We've been sitting here for nearly an hour and I've not seen one lovely girl yet.
473	00:27:02,329	00:27:04,366	- Oh, yeah? - Present company excluded.	- Oh, yeah? - Present company excluded.
474	00:27:04,456	00:27:07,039	[women speak French]	[women speak French]
475	00:27:10,295	00:27:12,708	- How about them? - They're lovely?	- How about them? - They're lovely?
476	00:27:12,798	00:27:14,039	Ooh, they're lovely.	Ooh, they're lovely.
477	00:27:14,133	00:27:18,218	What you guys don't understand is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.	What you guys don't understand is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
478	00:27:18,303	00:27:21,171	And when you're travelling, you're very beholden.	And when you're travelling, you're very beholden.
479	00:27:21,265	00:27:22,265	Yeah.	Yeah.
480	00:27:22,349	00:27:26,889	♪ Every girl is a beautiful girl ♪	♪ Every girl is a beautiful girl ♪
481	00:27:26,979	00:27:30,973	♪ When you're a stranger in town ♪	♪ When you're a stranger in town ♪
482	00:27:32,359	00:27:38,026	♪ And every chick looks so cute and slick ♪	♪ And every chick looks so cute and slick ♪
483	00:27:38,115	00:27:43,076	♪ When you're all alone and low down ♪	♪ When you're all alone and low down ♪
484	00:27:43,162	00:27:46,121	♪ And then a smile ♪	♪ And then a smile ♪
485	00:27:46,206	00:27:48,823	♪ Will open the door ♪	♪ Will open the door ♪
486	00:27:48,917	00:27:51,500	♪ And in a little while ♪	♪ And in a little while ♪
487	00:27:51,587	00:27:53,749	♪ You'll be a stranger no more ♪	♪ You'll be a stranger no more ♪
488	00:27:54,590	00:28:00,427	♪ But till then, every girl is a beautiful girl ♪	♪ But till then, every girl is a beautiful girl ♪
489	00:28:00,512	00:28:03,050	♪ When you're a stranger ♪	♪ When you're a stranger ♪
490	00:28:03,140	00:28:05,974	♪ In any town ♪	♪ In any town ♪
491	00:28:07,102	00:28:10,311	[Don whistles the tune]	[Don whistles the tune]
492	00:28:13,650	00:28:15,562	Bonjour, madame.	Bonjour, madame.
493	00:29:34,731	00:29:36,723	Oh! [woman shouts in French]	Oh! [woman shouts in French]
494	00:29:49,788	00:29:50,788	Oh!	Oh!
495	00:30:03,218	00:30:06,052	♪ And then a smile ♪	♪ And then a smile ♪
496	00:30:06,138	00:30:08,801	♪ Will open the door ♪	♪ Will open the door ♪
497	00:30:08,890	00:30:11,348	♪ And in a little while ♪	♪ And in a little while ♪
498	00:30:11,435	00:30:14,052	♪ You'll be a stranger no more ♪	♪ You'll be a stranger no more ♪
499	00:30:14,646	00:30:20,483	♪ But till then, every girl is a beautiful girl ♪	♪ But till then, every girl is a beautiful girl ♪
500	00:30:20,569	00:30:23,277	♪ When you're a stranger ♪	♪ When you're a stranger ♪
501	00:30:24,197	00:30:26,610	♪ Your heart is in danger ♪	♪ Your heart is in danger ♪
502	00:30:26,700	00:30:28,908	♪ When you're a stranger ♪	♪ When you're a stranger ♪
503	00:30:29,870	00:30:32,078	♪ In town ♪	♪ In town ♪
504	00:30:32,164	00:30:33,621	Whoa!	Whoa!
505	00:30:35,417	00:30:36,624	But I was...	But I was...
506	00:30:36,710	00:30:38,372	Oh! Women!	Oh! Women!
507	00:30:38,462	00:30:39,748	- Hooray! - Watch it!	- Hooray! - Watch it!
508	00:30:39,838	00:30:41,795	[Cyril hums]	[Cyril hums]
509	00:30:41,882	00:30:43,089	Careful!	Careful!
510	00:30:43,175	00:30:45,417	Hey, hang on to that. Coming down.	Hey, hang on to that. Coming down.
511	00:30:45,510	00:30:47,376	[Sandy] Ooh, you are messy.	[Sandy] Ooh, you are messy.
512	00:30:47,471	00:30:49,963	Edwin! Edwin, put me down! Idiot!	Edwin! Edwin, put me down! Idiot!
513	00:30:55,020	00:30:56,886	- Bonjour. - Bonjour, monsieur.	- Bonjour. - Bonjour, monsieur.
514	00:30:56,980	00:30:59,097	- Er... une téléphone, monsieur. - Un téléphone.	- Er... une téléphone, monsieur. - Un téléphone.
515	00:31:00,108	00:31:02,145	[kiosk man] Un téléphone.	[kiosk man] Un téléphone.
516	00:31:05,030	00:31:06,896	- Monsieur, monsieur! - Ah, monsieur.	- Monsieur, monsieur! - Ah, monsieur.
517	00:31:06,990	00:31:07,990	Merci.	Merci.
518	00:31:11,536	00:31:14,119	Hotel Napoleon, Paris, person-to-person, Mrs Winters.	Hotel Napoleon, Paris, person-to-person, Mrs Winters.
519	00:31:14,998	00:31:16,364	Oui.	Oui.
520	00:31:19,669	00:31:23,333	A TV show of her own, ten weeks' top money and what does she do?	A TV show of her own, ten weeks' top money and what does she do?
521	00:31:23,423	00:31:26,006	She runs out of here someplace without even signing a contract.	She runs out of here someplace without even signing a contract.
522	00:31:26,093	00:31:28,710	Children these days don't know how to spell gratitude.	Children these days don't know how to spell gratitude.
523	00:31:28,804	00:31:30,591	You did say she could have a holiday.	You did say she could have a holiday.
524	00:31:30,680	00:31:33,548	She's a star. A star can't just loaf around for ten weeks.	She's a star. A star can't just loaf around for ten weeks.
525	00:31:33,642	00:31:35,304	A star must work and work and work.	A star must work and work and work.
526	00:31:35,394	00:31:38,728	She's worked all her life. Supported the three of us since she was four years old.	She's worked all her life. Supported the three of us since she was four years old.
527	00:31:38,814	00:31:41,181	She had a childhood that any other child would envy.	She had a childhood that any other child would envy.
528	00:31:41,274	00:31:44,688	While other girls were filling their heads with algebra and geometry,	While other girls were filling their heads with algebra and geometry,
529	00:31:44,778	00:31:46,485	she was learning practical things.	she was learning practical things.
530	00:31:46,571	00:31:48,938	Like how to slip past the hotel clerk?	Like how to slip past the hotel clerk?
531	00:31:49,032	00:31:51,695	Oh! We travelled everywhere.	Oh! We travelled everywhere.
532	00:31:51,785	00:31:53,947	Running away from creditors.	Running away from creditors.
533	00:31:54,037	00:31:57,201	- She got to see the country, didn't she? - At that speed?	- She got to see the country, didn't she? - At that speed?
534	00:31:57,290	00:31:59,498	- [phone rings] - I don't want to speak to anyone.	- [phone rings] - I don't want to speak to anyone.
535	00:31:59,584	00:32:02,497	Oh, how could she do this to me?	Oh, how could she do this to me?
536	00:32:02,587	00:32:05,500	When I get hold of her, I'll give her a lesson she'll never forget.	When I get hold of her, I'll give her a lesson she'll never forget.
537	00:32:05,590	00:32:07,527	- After all I've done for her. - Hi, honey! How are you?	- After all I've done for her. - Hi, honey! How are you?
538	00:32:07,551	00:32:09,417	- I'll say, "Miss Barbara Winters..." - Sure.	- I'll say, "Miss Barbara Winters..." - Sure.
539	00:32:09,511	00:32:11,252	- Who is it? - Barbara.	- Who is it? - Barbara.
540	00:32:11,346	00:32:15,932	Barbara, baby! What are you doing to me? Oh, I just hope...	Barbara, baby! What are you doing to me? Oh, I just hope...
541	00:32:16,017	00:32:19,636	I never have to spend another night like last night. Sick with fear...	I never have to spend another night like last night. Sick with fear...
542	00:32:19,729	00:32:21,391	and worried to death. Where are you?	and worried to death. Where are you?
543	00:32:21,481	00:32:23,848	Never mind where I am, Mother.	Never mind where I am, Mother.
544	00:32:23,942	00:32:26,504	I only called to let you know how I was and so you wouldn't worry.	I only called to let you know how I was and so you wouldn't worry.
545	00:32:26,528	00:32:28,645	But, baby, where are you?	But, baby, where are you?
546	00:32:28,738	00:32:30,604	I'm not going to tell you where I am.	I'm not going to tell you where I am.
547	00:32:30,699	00:32:33,344	What do you mean, you're not going to tell me where you are? I'm your mother!	What do you mean, you're not going to tell me where you are? I'm your mother!
548	00:32:33,368	00:32:35,109	I've a right to know.	I've a right to know.
549	00:32:35,203	00:32:38,696	Just a minute, honey, there's someone at the door.	Just a minute, honey, there's someone at the door.
550	00:32:38,790	00:32:41,658	Get on the other phone quick and have them trace this call.	Get on the other phone quick and have them trace this call.
551	00:32:42,919	00:32:46,083	Now, Barbara, baby, listen to me.	Now, Barbara, baby, listen to me.
552	00:32:46,173	00:32:48,881	I'm your mother, your own flesh and blood.	I'm your mother, your own flesh and blood.
553	00:32:48,967	00:32:50,967	And if you're not back here tonight by six o'clock,	And if you're not back here tonight by six o'clock,
554	00:32:51,011	00:32:54,095	you're going to see flesh and blood turn into cold, hard steel!	you're going to see flesh and blood turn into cold, hard steel!
555	00:32:54,848	00:32:58,512	Mother, I'm having more fun than I've ever had and I'm not coming back.	Mother, I'm having more fun than I've ever had and I'm not coming back.
556	00:32:58,602	00:33:00,288	Now, just get on the plane and go to New York,	Now, just get on the plane and go to New York,
557	00:33:00,312	00:33:01,928	and I'll see you there in a few weeks.	and I'll see you there in a few weeks.
558	00:33:02,022	00:33:05,084	- [Cyril] Come on, Don! Where you been? - No, I can't... I've got to go. Bye-bye.	- [Cyril] Come on, Don! Where you been? - No, I can't... I've got to go. Bye-bye.
559	00:33:05,108	00:33:06,849	Barbara! Barbara!	Barbara! Barbara!
560	00:33:06,943	00:33:08,935	- [engine starts] - Hey, wait!	- [engine starts] - Hey, wait!
561	00:33:09,029	00:33:10,565	Come on, Bobby!	Come on, Bobby!
562	00:33:10,655	00:33:11,896	Hello?	Hello?
563	00:33:13,408	00:33:14,569	Oui.	Oui.
564	00:33:15,410	00:33:16,776	Hey!	Hey!
565	00:33:18,830	00:33:20,116	Barbara!	Barbara!
566	00:33:20,916	00:33:21,952	Well?	Well?
567	00:33:22,042	00:33:24,750	He called from a newspaper stall in Chaumont.	He called from a newspaper stall in Chaumont.
568	00:33:24,836	00:33:28,796	I spoke to the proprietor. He said the call was placed by a little boy.	I spoke to the proprietor. He said the call was placed by a little boy.
569	00:33:28,882	00:33:31,670	It was not. I know Barbara's voice when I hear it.	It was not. I know Barbara's voice when I hear it.
570	00:33:31,760	00:33:34,298	- She's in disguise. - What's she in disguise for?	- She's in disguise. - What's she in disguise for?
571	00:33:34,387	00:33:35,468	So you can't find her.	So you can't find her.
572	00:33:35,555	00:33:38,013	Are you intimating that she ran away from me?	Are you intimating that she ran away from me?
573	00:33:38,099	00:33:40,682	- Who's intimating? - What else did he say?	- Who's intimating? - What else did he say?
574	00:33:40,769	00:33:43,762	She's travelling with a bunch of English kids on a London bus.	She's travelling with a bunch of English kids on a London bus.
575	00:33:43,855	00:33:48,225	One of those big red things and he heard them say something about going to Athens.	One of those big red things and he heard them say something about going to Athens.
576	00:33:48,318	00:33:50,651	Athens? Well, what she want to go to Athens for?	Athens? Well, what she want to go to Athens for?
577	00:33:50,737	00:33:52,478	I could tell you but you wouldn't like it.	I could tell you but you wouldn't like it.
578	00:33:52,572	00:33:56,566	Oh, here it is - Chaumont. Now they'll be travelling along there.	Oh, here it is - Chaumont. Now they'll be travelling along there.
579	00:33:56,660	00:34:00,119	- Their next stop would be "Soik-sant". - What?!	- Their next stop would be "Soik-sant". - What?!
580	00:34:00,205	00:34:01,912	"Soik-sant"!	"Soik-sant"!
581	00:34:01,998	00:34:04,490	- Soixante. - Well, I'll have her stopped there.	- Soixante. - Well, I'll have her stopped there.
582	00:34:08,797	00:34:12,381	- [shower is running, humming] - Somebody bring up a towel.	- [shower is running, humming] - Somebody bring up a towel.
583	00:34:12,467	00:34:15,676	Our local Casanova's having his second bath of the day.	Our local Casanova's having his second bath of the day.
584	00:34:15,762	00:34:16,969	Edwin... Oh!	Edwin... Oh!
585	00:34:17,055	00:34:20,014	Bobby, do us a favour, take him up a towel, there's a good lad.	Bobby, do us a favour, take him up a towel, there's a good lad.
586	00:34:20,100	00:34:22,012	- Me? - You're not doing anything, are you?	- Me? - You're not doing anything, are you?
587	00:34:23,228	00:34:26,471	Well... Well, yes. In fact... I'm reading! This is very...	Well... Well, yes. In fact... I'm reading! This is very...
588	00:34:26,565	00:34:28,522	[Edwin] One soft towel coming up!	[Edwin] One soft towel coming up!
589	00:34:30,694	00:34:32,310	[Bobby laughs nervously]	[Bobby laughs nervously]
590	00:34:33,196	00:34:35,062	Hey, Bobby, tell him that's the last one.	Hey, Bobby, tell him that's the last one.
591	00:34:35,156	00:34:36,884	After this, he'll probably have to use a handkerchief.	After this, he'll probably have to use a handkerchief.
592	00:34:36,908	00:34:38,194	[they laugh]	[they laugh]
593	00:34:40,245	00:34:42,032	Hurry up with the towel.	Hurry up with the towel.
594	00:34:43,290	00:34:44,781	- Here you are. - Thanks, Bobby.	- Here you are. - Thanks, Bobby.
595	00:34:44,874	00:34:47,082	Don't go away! I want to speak to you a moment.	Don't go away! I want to speak to you a moment.
596	00:34:48,461	00:34:50,293	- What about? - About you.	- What about? - About you.
597	00:34:51,923	00:34:54,040	You're not in any kind of trouble, are you?	You're not in any kind of trouble, are you?
598	00:34:54,134	00:34:55,375	Who, me?	Who, me?
599	00:34:56,386	00:34:58,343	Whatever gave you that idea?	Whatever gave you that idea?
600	00:34:58,430	00:35:01,230	Well, you're a bit young to go wandering around Europe all by yourself.	Well, you're a bit young to go wandering around Europe all by yourself.
601	00:35:02,142	00:35:03,678	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
602	00:35:05,895	00:35:08,057	I can take care of myself.	I can take care of myself.
603	00:35:08,148	00:35:10,515	I may be young but I'm tough.	I may be young but I'm tough.
604	00:35:10,609	00:35:12,726	If that's the way you want it.	If that's the way you want it.
605	00:35:12,819	00:35:14,185	Pass me my shorts.	Pass me my shorts.
606	00:35:15,030	00:35:16,111	Yeah.	Yeah.
607	00:35:19,367	00:35:20,367	Thanks.	Thanks.
608	00:35:21,119	00:35:23,236	Well, just you remember, if ever you need any help,	Well, just you remember, if ever you need any help,
609	00:35:23,330	00:35:24,866	you know where to come.	you know where to come.
610	00:35:24,956	00:35:27,869	Oh... Thanks. That... I'll get your shirt.	Oh... Thanks. That... I'll get your shirt.
611	00:35:29,461	00:35:31,953	Oh, two buttons missing. I'll sew them for...	Oh, two buttons missing. I'll sew them for...
612	00:35:32,047	00:35:34,835	[laughs] I'll get one of the girls to sew them for you.	[laughs] I'll get one of the girls to sew them for you.
613	00:35:34,924	00:35:38,164	Yeah, I guess I'm better with a spanner than a needle and cotton. Pass me another.	Yeah, I guess I'm better with a spanner than a needle and cotton. Pass me another.
614	00:35:40,847	00:35:43,089	Don, you need a woman to look after you.	Don, you need a woman to look after you.
615	00:35:43,183	00:35:45,470	Oh, no, not this one.	Oh, no, not this one.
616	00:35:45,560	00:35:48,928	Mind you, girls are all very well, but at a distance.	Mind you, girls are all very well, but at a distance.
617	00:35:49,022	00:35:51,435	Date them once and then run.	Date them once and then run.
618	00:35:51,524	00:35:53,641	Date them twice and they're getting serious.	Date them twice and they're getting serious.
619	00:35:53,735	00:35:57,399	- They don't think the way we do, do they? - Oh, you're so right.	- They don't think the way we do, do they? - Oh, you're so right.
620	00:35:57,489	00:35:59,634	They're off with that chat about marriage and weddings,	They're off with that chat about marriage and weddings,
621	00:35:59,658	00:36:01,570	and, "What's your favourite name for a girl?"	and, "What's your favourite name for a girl?"
622	00:36:01,660	00:36:03,971	Next thing you know, you're hooked and wondering what hit you.	Next thing you know, you're hooked and wondering what hit you.
623	00:36:03,995	00:36:06,612	No. No girl is gonna own me.	No. No girl is gonna own me.
624	00:36:08,083	00:36:09,494	What if you fall in love though?	What if you fall in love though?
625	00:36:09,584	00:36:12,201	I mean, what if you meet a girl that you want to own?	I mean, what if you meet a girl that you want to own?
626	00:36:12,295	00:36:14,503	- Oh, that'll never happen. - It could.	- Oh, that'll never happen. - It could.
627	00:36:16,132	00:36:17,714	Suppose it did.	Suppose it did.
628	00:36:17,801	00:36:19,667	Well, I'd...	Well, I'd...
629	00:36:19,761	00:36:20,842	I'd...	I'd...
630	00:36:22,263	00:36:25,347	Oh, well, you wouldn't understand. You're only 14.	Oh, well, you wouldn't understand. You're only 14.
631	00:36:25,433	00:36:27,299	- And a half. - [horn beeps]	- And a half. - [horn beeps]
632	00:36:27,394	00:36:29,807	What's all that hooting. Come on, let's go and see.	What's all that hooting. Come on, let's go and see.
633	00:36:29,896	00:36:32,013	[horn beeps]	[horn beeps]
634	00:36:34,234	00:36:35,725	[horn beeps]	[horn beeps]
635	00:36:35,819	00:36:38,778	- Would you get this character in the road. - What is he doing?	- Would you get this character in the road. - What is he doing?
636	00:36:39,781	00:36:40,897	[horn beeps]	[horn beeps]
637	00:36:44,494	00:36:47,532	What's with you, Charlie? You tired of life or something?	What's with you, Charlie? You tired of life or something?
638	00:36:47,622	00:36:49,183	- What do you think he is? - I don't know.	- What do you think he is? - I don't know.
639	00:36:49,207	00:36:50,573	Who's that?	Who's that?
640	00:36:50,667	00:36:52,533	What do you think he wants?	What do you think he wants?
641	00:36:54,838	00:36:57,296	I think he wants to ask us something. Oh!	I think he wants to ask us something. Oh!
642	00:37:00,802	00:37:04,512	[imitates sound of approaching car]	[imitates sound of approaching car]
643	00:37:04,597	00:37:05,883	- Vroom! - Oh!	- Vroom! - Oh!
644	00:37:05,974	00:37:08,011	[they laugh]	[they laugh]
645	00:37:08,101	00:37:10,013	[imitates sound of buzzing bees]	[imitates sound of buzzing bees]
646	00:37:10,103	00:37:12,595	- I've got it, I've got it! - I think he's got it.	- I've got it, I've got it! - I think he's got it.
647	00:37:12,689	00:37:14,681	He's stuck here and he wants us	He's stuck here and he wants us
648	00:37:14,774	00:37:16,766	to give him a lift to the next town.	to give him a lift to the next town.
649	00:37:16,860	00:37:18,045	- Of course! - Oh, very brilliant.	- Of course! - Oh, very brilliant.
650	00:37:18,069	00:37:20,229	But surely there must be a simpler way to ask somebody.	But surely there must be a simpler way to ask somebody.
651	00:37:20,280	00:37:22,675	- I don't think he speaks English. - I don't think he speaks.	- I don't think he speaks English. - I don't think he speaks.
652	00:37:22,699	00:37:23,699	- Ow! Ooh! - Oh!	- Ow! Ooh! - Oh!
653	00:37:23,783	00:37:26,196	[French accent] I do not have to speak, mon vieux.	[French accent] I do not have to speak, mon vieux.
654	00:37:26,286	00:37:27,743	I am the Great Orlando.	I am the Great Orlando.
655	00:37:27,829	00:37:30,993	I speak the most international language of all.	I speak the most international language of all.
656	00:37:31,082	00:37:34,246	- The language of mime. - How's that?	- The language of mime. - How's that?
657	00:37:34,335	00:37:37,123	I can say anything I wish with my hands.	I can say anything I wish with my hands.
658	00:37:38,131	00:37:39,918	[Don chuckles]	[Don chuckles]
659	00:37:40,008	00:37:42,170	- Very good. - My face.	- Very good. - My face.
660	00:37:42,260	00:37:43,751	Well, say something.	Well, say something.
661	00:37:46,055	00:37:48,638	- I think he wants a lift. - Bon, bon, bon! You understood!	- I think he wants a lift. - Bon, bon, bon! You understood!
662	00:37:48,725	00:37:50,808	Actions speak louder than words.	Actions speak louder than words.
663	00:37:50,894	00:37:52,510	How's this?	How's this?
664	00:37:57,609	00:38:00,602	Très bien. Time is flying, you have to be off.	Très bien. Time is flying, you have to be off.
665	00:38:00,695	00:38:01,856	- Oui. - Voilà!	- Oui. - Voilà!
666	00:38:01,946	00:38:04,279	- And if you want a lift, hop aboard. - Merci bien.	- And if you want a lift, hop aboard. - Merci bien.
667	00:38:04,365	00:38:07,949	And while we are speeding along the highway, er,	And while we are speeding along the highway, er,
668	00:38:08,036	00:38:10,824	I will teach you all the magical mysteries of mime,	I will teach you all the magical mysteries of mime,
669	00:38:10,914	00:38:13,452	with, of course, the assistance of my company.	with, of course, the assistance of my company.
670	00:38:13,541	00:38:15,908	[he barks orders in French]	[he barks orders in French]
671	00:38:16,002	00:38:18,870	[excited clamour]	[excited clamour]
672	00:38:22,467	00:38:24,754	[all talking at once]	[all talking at once]
673	00:38:24,844	00:38:27,052	[Cyril] Mind what you're doing with your French stick!	[Cyril] Mind what you're doing with your French stick!
674	00:38:27,138	00:38:28,800	- [excited chatter] - Vive la France!	- [excited chatter] - Vive la France!
675	00:38:29,891	00:38:31,473	Vive la France.	Vive la France.
676	00:38:35,855	00:38:38,393	Good morning, good morning. Hi, Annie.	Good morning, good morning. Hi, Annie.
677	00:38:38,483	00:38:41,601	- Hi. - We found Barbara. She'll be back tonight.	- Hi. - We found Barbara. She'll be back tonight.
678	00:38:41,694	00:38:43,651	No! No, no, don't let her come home.	No! No, no, don't let her come home.
679	00:38:43,738	00:38:46,697	Oh, Jerry, you mustn't be hard on her. Think how I feel.	Oh, Jerry, you mustn't be hard on her. Think how I feel.
680	00:38:46,783	00:38:48,135	- Stella, look, look. - You're only her agent.	- Stella, look, look. - You're only her agent.
681	00:38:48,159	00:38:50,697	But I'm her mother. I've given up my life for her career.	But I'm her mother. I've given up my life for her career.
682	00:38:50,787	00:38:51,994	True, you have.	True, you have.
683	00:38:52,080	00:38:53,766	I could have thought of myself all these years,	I could have thought of myself all these years,
684	00:38:53,790	00:38:56,123	but no, all I thought about was her security...	but no, all I thought about was her security...
685	00:38:56,209	00:38:58,542	Look, Stella, will you please read this?	Look, Stella, will you please read this?
686	00:38:58,628	00:39:01,837	- It made the front page! - That's what I've been trying to tell you!	- It made the front page! - That's what I've been trying to tell you!
687	00:39:01,923	00:39:04,360	Look, this is the greatest thing that could've happened and you know why?	Look, this is the greatest thing that could've happened and you know why?
688	00:39:04,384	00:39:06,216	Because it's a natural. We didn't dream it up.	Because it's a natural. We didn't dream it up.
689	00:39:06,302	00:39:09,136	You couldn't buy this kind of publicity for a million bucks.	You couldn't buy this kind of publicity for a million bucks.
690	00:39:09,222	00:39:11,509	Look, Heather Harper got on the phone to me this morning.	Look, Heather Harper got on the phone to me this morning.
691	00:39:11,599	00:39:12,931	- She did? - Yeah.	- She did? - Yeah.
692	00:39:13,017	00:39:15,430	She wanted the inside story of Barbara's disappearance, see?	She wanted the inside story of Barbara's disappearance, see?
693	00:39:15,520	00:39:17,887	- She didn't think it was phoney? - No, no, no.	- She didn't think it was phoney? - No, no, no.
694	00:39:17,981	00:39:21,145	She said she wasn't at all surprised the kid ran away, cos she'd met you.	She said she wasn't at all surprised the kid ran away, cos she'd met you.
695	00:39:21,234	00:39:24,022	Oh, Jerry that's wond... What she mean by that?	Oh, Jerry that's wond... What she mean by that?
696	00:39:24,112	00:39:25,478	I... Well, who knows?	I... Well, who knows?
697	00:39:25,572	00:39:28,064	Look, the main thing is, Barbara must not be brought back.	Look, the main thing is, Barbara must not be brought back.
698	00:39:28,157	00:39:30,803	We've gotta milk this for all it's worth and it's worth at least ten days,	We've gotta milk this for all it's worth and it's worth at least ten days,
699	00:39:30,827	00:39:32,944	maybe two weeks. Can you imagine it?	maybe two weeks. Can you imagine it?
700	00:39:33,037	00:39:35,140	For two weeks, all over the world, people doing nothing	For two weeks, all over the world, people doing nothing
701	00:39:35,164	00:39:38,328	but reading about and talking about Barbara Winters. Everywhere.	but reading about and talking about Barbara Winters. Everywhere.
702	00:39:38,418	00:39:40,535	London, Paris, Rome, New York, Hollywood...	London, Paris, Rome, New York, Hollywood...
703	00:39:40,628	00:39:43,587	Hollywood? The Academy Award.	Hollywood? The Academy Award.
704	00:39:43,673	00:39:45,164	[harps playing]	[harps playing]
705	00:39:45,258	00:39:47,671	- Stella! - She mustn't come back.	- Stella! - She mustn't come back.
706	00:39:47,760	00:39:49,672	What have I been saying? Where is she now?	What have I been saying? Where is she now?
707	00:39:49,762	00:39:51,407	Well, she met up with a bunch of English kids	Well, she met up with a bunch of English kids
708	00:39:51,431	00:39:53,343	and they're on a London bus going to Athens.	and they're on a London bus going to Athens.
709	00:39:53,433	00:39:55,345	A London bus? That's going to attract attention.	A London bus? That's going to attract attention.
710	00:39:55,435	00:39:58,928	- We've gotta get it off the road. - Maybe we could have them arrested.	- We've gotta get it off the road. - Maybe we could have them arrested.
711	00:39:59,022	00:40:01,514	- Arrested? For what? - I don't know.	- Arrested? For what? - I don't know.
712	00:40:01,608	00:40:05,477	Oh! Wait a minute. I bet they haven't got a licence to carry passengers on that bus.	Oh! Wait a minute. I bet they haven't got a licence to carry passengers on that bus.
713	00:40:05,570	00:40:08,591	- Well, are they carrying passengers? - What do you think Barbara is, baggage?	- Well, are they carrying passengers? - What do you think Barbara is, baggage?
714	00:40:08,615	00:40:11,449	- Ah! - Now, look, they'll be coming along here.	- Ah! - Now, look, they'll be coming along here.
715	00:40:11,534	00:40:13,696	Call the police at that place and have them stopped.	Call the police at that place and have them stopped.
716	00:40:13,786	00:40:15,994	- Yeah. "Swixant". - Well... Yeah.	- Yeah. "Swixant". - Well... Yeah.
717	00:40:16,956	00:40:18,868	"Swixant". Yeah, hello.	"Swixant". Yeah, hello.
718	00:40:18,958	00:40:21,575	Yeah, we'd like to place a call to the police at "Swixant".	Yeah, we'd like to place a call to the police at "Swixant".
719	00:40:21,669	00:40:23,647	Mention the name of that official we met at dinner the other night...	Mention the name of that official we met at dinner the other night...
720	00:40:23,671	00:40:26,163	Yeah, yeah. Alright, yeah. "Swixsant". S-O-I-X...	Yeah, yeah. Alright, yeah. "Swixsant". S-O-I-X...
721	00:40:26,257	00:40:28,795	- Oh, come on! - Soxiante. Yeah, fine. Eh?	- Oh, come on! - Soxiante. Yeah, fine. Eh?
722	00:40:28,885	00:40:31,969	Oh, yeah. She got the breakfast alright. Look, police, Soixante.	Oh, yeah. She got the breakfast alright. Look, police, Soixante.
723	00:40:32,055	00:40:33,796	That's right. Quickly.	That's right. Quickly.
724	00:40:33,890	00:40:36,007	- [all arguing] - Silence!	- [all arguing] - Silence!
725	00:40:36,100	00:40:38,287	But really, sir, we weren't taking any money. Just giving them lifts.	But really, sir, we weren't taking any money. Just giving them lifts.
726	00:40:38,311	00:40:40,164	They were in the road and they were all by themselves...	They were in the road and they were all by themselves...
727	00:40:40,188	00:40:46,310	I have definite information that you were plying for hire in this dangerous bus.	I have definite information that you were plying for hire in this dangerous bus.
728	00:40:46,402	00:40:51,522	You shall be made an example of. We cannot have such dangerous conduct in France,	You shall be made an example of. We cannot have such dangerous conduct in France,
729	00:40:51,616	00:40:54,734	a country of good, careful drivers.	a country of good, careful drivers.
730	00:40:54,827	00:40:56,989	[brakes squealing, crashing outside]	[brakes squealing, crashing outside]
731	00:40:57,080	00:40:58,992	[man and woman arguing outside]	[man and woman arguing outside]
732	00:40:59,082	00:41:01,950	You will be remanded in the custody of this town,	You will be remanded in the custody of this town,
733	00:41:02,043	00:41:05,332	pending further investigation into this incident.	pending further investigation into this incident.
734	00:41:05,421	00:41:07,107	But we're just tourists on our way to Greece!	But we're just tourists on our way to Greece!
735	00:41:07,131	00:41:10,215	This entire affair is fraught with duplicity.	This entire affair is fraught with duplicity.
736	00:41:10,301	00:41:13,840	But I daresay we shall have the whole thing solved in a week's time.	But I daresay we shall have the whole thing solved in a week's time.
737	00:41:13,930	00:41:15,171	- A week?! - A week?!	- A week?! - A week?!
738	00:41:15,264	00:41:17,506	- [all talking at once] - Silence!	- [all talking at once] - Silence!
739	00:41:17,600	00:41:19,466	- Silence! - We can't stay here for a week.	- Silence! - We can't stay here for a week.
740	00:41:19,560	00:41:21,847	We've got to be in Athens in five days.	We've got to be in Athens in five days.
741	00:41:21,938	00:41:23,698	Your Honour, we did not use the bus for hire.	Your Honour, we did not use the bus for hire.
742	00:41:23,731	00:41:26,189	Yeah. Well, that is what you say.	Yeah. Well, that is what you say.
743	00:41:26,275	00:41:29,609	But I have had word from Paris that says differently.	But I have had word from Paris that says differently.
744	00:41:29,696	00:41:33,280	- But we don't know anybody in Paris. - We have had information from Bonaparte.	- But we don't know anybody in Paris. - We have had information from Bonaparte.
745	00:41:33,366	00:41:34,823	Napoleon Bonaparte?	Napoleon Bonaparte?
746	00:41:34,909	00:41:37,526	No, Himmi Bonaparte.	No, Himmi Bonaparte.
747	00:41:37,620	00:41:40,909	He is no relation but very high up in the ministry.	He is no relation but very high up in the ministry.
748	00:41:40,999	00:41:44,208	And if he says that you are bus passenger transporters,	And if he says that you are bus passenger transporters,
749	00:41:44,293	00:41:48,412	bus passenger transporters you are until you've proved differently.	bus passenger transporters you are until you've proved differently.
750	00:41:48,506	00:41:51,169	- Monsieur le Président. - Yes.	- Monsieur le Président. - Yes.
751	00:41:51,259	00:41:54,047	- Perhaps I can be of some assistance. - Ah oui.	- Perhaps I can be of some assistance. - Ah oui.
752	00:41:56,139	00:41:59,928	- [he whispers in French] - Ah oui, ah oui. Oh, ah, bon.	- [he whispers in French] - Ah oui, ah oui. Oh, ah, bon.
753	00:42:01,936	00:42:03,552	Who are you?	Who are you?
754	00:42:03,646	00:42:05,808	I am the Great Orlando,	I am the Great Orlando,
755	00:42:05,898	00:42:08,686	leader of this troop of entertainers.	leader of this troop of entertainers.
756	00:42:08,776	00:42:11,689	So, now you are entertainers?	So, now you are entertainers?
757	00:42:11,779	00:42:13,896	A moment ago, you were tourists.	A moment ago, you were tourists.
758	00:42:13,990	00:42:18,075	A tourist can be many things. Truly we are all entertainers.	A tourist can be many things. Truly we are all entertainers.
759	00:42:21,581	00:42:23,538	I suppose this can be proved?	I suppose this can be proved?
760	00:42:23,624	00:42:28,915	Monsieur, I ask nothing more than that you permit us to entertain you.	Monsieur, I ask nothing more than that you permit us to entertain you.
761	00:42:32,008	00:42:35,092	- Very well. Begin. - Merci bien.	- Very well. Begin. - Merci bien.
762	00:42:35,178	00:42:38,467	Now, I beg a few moments of the court's time to organise...	Now, I beg a few moments of the court's time to organise...
763	00:42:38,556	00:42:42,049	No, no, no, no! You want to give a show, you give it, here and now.	No, no, no, no! You want to give a show, you give it, here and now.
764	00:42:42,143	00:42:44,931	But we have need of props, makeup, costumes...	But we have need of props, makeup, costumes...
765	00:42:45,021	00:42:49,436	If you are entertainers, all you need is talent.	If you are entertainers, all you need is talent.
766	00:42:52,236	00:42:54,444	- Absolument vrai, Monsieur le Président. - Oui, oui.	- Absolument vrai, Monsieur le Président. - Oui, oui.
767	00:42:54,530	00:42:55,862	- Absolument vrai. - Mmm.	- Absolument vrai. - Mmm.
768	00:42:55,948	00:42:59,066	Just as a judge needs nothing more than wisdom.	Just as a judge needs nothing more than wisdom.
769	00:42:59,160	00:43:01,823	- Oh. - Yet you wear this robe as a costume.	- Oh. - Yet you wear this robe as a costume.
770	00:43:01,913	00:43:05,782	Use that gavel as a prop and this courthouse as your scenery.	Use that gavel as a prop and this courthouse as your scenery.
771	00:43:09,128	00:43:12,917	Very well. You can have ten minutes to get ready	Very well. You can have ten minutes to get ready
772	00:43:13,007	00:43:17,843	and then you either begin your show or your jail sentence.	and then you either begin your show or your jail sentence.
773	00:43:19,597	00:43:21,839	Very vite! Oh, pardon, monsieur.	Very vite! Oh, pardon, monsieur.
774	00:43:26,145	00:43:29,889	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
775	00:43:29,982	00:43:32,816	What have you got us into? We're not performers!	What have you got us into? We're not performers!
776	00:43:32,902	00:43:36,566	- [excited chatter continues] - Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!	- [excited chatter continues] - Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
777	00:43:38,324	00:43:40,486	You wish to get out of here, do you not?	You wish to get out of here, do you not?
778	00:43:40,576	00:43:41,987	- [all] Yes! - You will perform!	- [all] Yes! - You will perform!
779	00:43:42,078	00:43:44,195	- Oh, we can't! We don't know how. - You will learn!	- Oh, we can't! We don't know how. - You will learn!
780	00:43:44,288	00:43:45,620	- In ten minutes? - Oui!	- In ten minutes? - Oui!
781	00:43:45,706	00:43:47,698	Look, we haven't even got a script.	Look, we haven't even got a script.
782	00:43:47,792	00:43:49,658	We three are very professional performers.	We three are very professional performers.
783	00:43:49,752	00:43:52,165	We can't go out there saying any old lines!	We can't go out there saying any old lines!
784	00:43:52,255	00:43:54,668	Who has mentioned any old lines?	Who has mentioned any old lines?
785	00:43:54,757	00:43:57,340	Have you already forgotten what I told you?	Have you already forgotten what I told you?
786	00:43:57,426	00:43:59,918	Actions speak louder than words.	Actions speak louder than words.
787	00:44:00,012	00:44:02,379	Sylvie, la maquillage! Gaston, la scène!	Sylvie, la maquillage! Gaston, la scène!
788	00:44:02,473	00:44:04,430	Josephine, la musique! René, la costumes!	Josephine, la musique! René, la costumes!
789	00:44:04,517	00:44:08,978	All of you, cher amis, give forth dans la plus belles spectaculaire du monde!	All of you, cher amis, give forth dans la plus belles spectaculaire du monde!
790	00:44:09,063	00:44:10,429	- Voilà! - Voilà!	- Voilà! - Voilà!
791	00:44:10,523	00:44:12,515	- Voilà! - [all shouting]	- Voilà! - [all shouting]
792	00:44:18,406	00:44:21,240	[sleazy music]	[sleazy music]
793	00:44:23,578	00:44:25,820	[Orlando] La plus belle au monde!	[Orlando] La plus belle au monde!
794	00:44:25,913	00:44:27,495	Vite, vite, vite!	Vite, vite, vite!
795	00:44:27,582	00:44:30,370	[he complains in French]	[he complains in French]
796	00:44:30,459	00:44:32,576	Vite, vite, vite, mes amis, vite!	Vite, vite, vite, mes amis, vite!
797	00:44:32,670	00:44:35,754	Don't forget, action is louder than words!	Don't forget, action is louder than words!
798	00:44:38,050	00:44:41,293	[banging]	[banging]
799	00:44:41,387	00:44:45,006	[playful music]	[playful music]
800	00:44:48,603	00:44:49,603	Whoop!	Whoop!
801	00:44:51,522	00:44:52,522	Oh!	Oh!
802	00:46:11,811	00:46:13,302	[she giggles]	[she giggles]
803	00:48:10,221	00:48:11,587	[giggling]	[giggling]
804	00:49:50,446	00:49:55,566	[music becomes more and more frantic]	[music becomes more and more frantic]
805	00:50:01,457	00:50:03,540	[screaming and groaning]	[screaming and groaning]
806	00:50:03,626	00:50:07,290	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
807	00:50:07,379	00:50:09,416	[Don whistles]	[Don whistles]
808	00:50:09,507	00:50:11,590	I think we'd better beat it.	I think we'd better beat it.
809	00:50:11,675	00:50:14,133	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
810	00:50:28,943	00:50:32,562	[he chuckles]	[he chuckles]
811	00:50:32,655	00:50:34,521	Oh, wait!	Oh, wait!
812	00:50:39,328	00:50:42,241	Call on me if you ever need work, my boy.	Call on me if you ever need work, my boy.
813	00:50:42,331	00:50:44,994	That's a splendid imitation of a girl.	That's a splendid imitation of a girl.
814	00:50:48,546	00:50:49,582	Hello.	Hello.
815	00:50:50,464	00:50:52,626	Look, I know I owe you all an explanation.	Look, I know I owe you all an explanation.
816	00:50:52,716	00:50:56,835	But I just can't. Please, if I could just go along and pay my fare, and...	But I just can't. Please, if I could just go along and pay my fare, and...
817	00:50:56,929	00:50:59,763	be treated like any of the other girls.	be treated like any of the other girls.
818	00:50:59,848	00:51:02,511	Careful! You don't know what you're saying.	Careful! You don't know what you're saying.
819	00:51:02,601	00:51:04,513	You don't owe us an explanation.	You don't owe us an explanation.
820	00:51:04,603	00:51:07,186	You're welcome aboard the bus and as for paying...	You're welcome aboard the bus and as for paying...
821	00:51:07,273	00:51:09,481	Why don't you come along as a friend?	Why don't you come along as a friend?
822	00:51:11,860	00:51:13,046	- [Sandy] Yes. - [Steve] Unanimous.	- [Sandy] Yes. - [Steve] Unanimous.
823	00:51:13,070	00:51:15,858	- Head 'em up and move 'em out! - Let's get going!	- Head 'em up and move 'em out! - Let's get going!
824	00:51:15,948	00:51:18,816	- Oh, thank you! - Let me see. I can't...	- Oh, thank you! - Let me see. I can't...
825	00:51:18,909	00:51:21,526	[girls all chattering]	[girls all chattering]
826	00:51:21,620	00:51:25,489	I must say, you've done alright for yourself. That's a very nice girl.	I must say, you've done alright for yourself. That's a very nice girl.
827	00:51:25,583	00:51:28,576	- All I did was ask her along on the bus. - Yeah, she seemed very grateful.	- All I did was ask her along on the bus. - Yeah, she seemed very grateful.
828	00:51:29,420	00:51:31,002	Hey, what's this?	Hey, what's this?
829	00:51:32,923	00:51:35,290	This is not a running buffet!	This is not a running buffet!
830	00:51:35,384	00:51:39,128	Yeah, I'd watch that girl. You know what they say about American dollies. Aw!	Yeah, I'd watch that girl. You know what they say about American dollies. Aw!
831	00:51:39,221	00:51:41,258	Cyril, not this boy.	Cyril, not this boy.
832	00:51:42,308	00:51:43,890	Who is he?	Who is he?
833	00:51:46,645	00:51:49,763	♪ When I was young my father said ♪	♪ When I was young my father said ♪
834	00:51:49,857	00:51:52,520	♪ "Son I have something to say" ♪	♪ "Son I have something to say" ♪
835	00:51:53,611	00:51:56,900	♪ And what he told me I'll never forget ♪	♪ And what he told me I'll never forget ♪
836	00:51:56,989	00:51:59,777	♪ Until my dying day ♪	♪ Until my dying day ♪
837	00:51:59,867	00:52:03,952	♪ He said, "Son, you are a bachelor boy ♪	♪ He said, "Son, you are a bachelor boy ♪
838	00:52:04,038	00:52:07,031	♪ And that's the way to stay ♪	♪ And that's the way to stay ♪
839	00:52:07,666	00:52:10,909	♪ Son, you'll be a bachelor boy ♪	♪ Son, you'll be a bachelor boy ♪
840	00:52:11,003	00:52:13,791	♪ Until your dying day" ♪	♪ Until your dying day" ♪
841	00:52:16,467	00:52:19,801	♪ When I was 16, I fell in love ♪	♪ When I was 16, I fell in love ♪
842	00:52:19,887	00:52:22,595	♪ With a girl as sweet as can be	♪ With a girl as sweet as can be
843	00:52:23,349	00:52:26,808	♪ But I remembered just in time ♪	♪ But I remembered just in time ♪
844	00:52:26,894	00:52:29,432	♪ What my daddy said to me ♪	♪ What my daddy said to me ♪
845	00:52:29,521	00:52:33,765	♪ He said, "Son, you are a bachelor boy ♪	♪ He said, "Son, you are a bachelor boy ♪
846	00:52:33,859	00:52:36,693	♪ And that's the way to stay ♪	♪ And that's the way to stay ♪
847	00:52:37,321	00:52:40,735	♪ Son, you'll be a bachelor boy ♪	♪ Son, you'll be a bachelor boy ♪
848	00:52:40,824	00:52:43,988	♪ Until your dying day" ♪	♪ Until your dying day" ♪
849	00:52:46,330	00:52:49,619	♪ As time goes by I probably will ♪	♪ As time goes by I probably will ♪
850	00:52:49,708	00:52:52,951	♪ Meet a girl and fall in love ♪	♪ Meet a girl and fall in love ♪
851	00:52:53,045	00:52:56,789	♪ Then I'll get married have a wife and a child ♪	♪ Then I'll get married have a wife and a child ♪
852	00:52:56,882	00:52:59,625	♪ And they'll be my turtle doves ♪	♪ And they'll be my turtle doves ♪
853	00:52:59,718	00:53:03,587	♪ But until then I'll be a bachelor boy ♪	♪ But until then I'll be a bachelor boy ♪
854	00:53:03,681	00:53:06,549	♪ And that's the way I'll stay ♪	♪ And that's the way I'll stay ♪
855	00:53:07,518	00:53:10,306	♪ Happy to be a bachelor boy ♪	♪ Happy to be a bachelor boy ♪
856	00:53:10,396	00:53:13,514	♪ Until my dying day ♪	♪ Until my dying day ♪
857	00:53:13,607	00:53:17,521	♪ But until then I'll be a bachelor boy ♪	♪ But until then I'll be a bachelor boy ♪
858	00:53:17,611	00:53:21,195	♪ And that's the way I'll stay ♪	♪ And that's the way I'll stay ♪
859	00:53:21,281	00:53:24,570	♪ Happy to be a bachelor boy ♪	♪ Happy to be a bachelor boy ♪
860	00:53:24,660	00:53:31,660	♪ Until my dying day ♪	♪ Until my dying day ♪
861	00:53:34,586	00:53:38,250	- Well, where are they? - They're departé. They've gone.	- Well, where are they? - They're departé. They've gone.
862	00:53:38,340	00:53:41,060	What do you mean, they've gone? They were supposed to hold them here.	What do you mean, they've gone? They were supposed to hold them here.
863	00:53:41,135	00:53:44,094	- Well, they didn't. - That's French justice for you.	- Well, they didn't. - That's French justice for you.
864	00:53:44,179	00:53:46,922	- How long have they been gone? - Er, we... Er...	- How long have they been gone? - Er, we... Er...
865	00:53:47,015	00:53:50,383	Monsieur, are you...? Er, a few hours.	Monsieur, are you...? Er, a few hours.
866	00:53:50,477	00:53:52,218	- Well, come on then. - Well, wait a minute.	- Well, come on then. - Well, wait a minute.
867	00:53:52,312	00:53:54,541	Shouldn't have any trouble finding a London bus on the road.	Shouldn't have any trouble finding a London bus on the road.
868	00:53:54,565	00:53:56,376	Look, Stella, they're liable to be in Switzerland by now.	Look, Stella, they're liable to be in Switzerland by now.
869	00:53:56,400	00:53:59,143	So, we'll stop them in Switzerland. Move!	So, we'll stop them in Switzerland. Move!
870	00:53:59,236	00:54:01,603	Oh, the agonies of motherhood!	Oh, the agonies of motherhood!
871	00:54:03,365	00:54:05,903	[birds twittering]	[birds twittering]
872	00:54:19,965	00:54:21,706	Come on, Cyril, where's my breakfast?	Come on, Cyril, where's my breakfast?
873	00:54:21,800	00:54:23,712	Isn't it your turn to take over yet?	Isn't it your turn to take over yet?
874	00:54:23,802	00:54:25,964	Yeah, be with you in a minute, Steve.	Yeah, be with you in a minute, Steve.
875	00:54:26,054	00:54:27,934	- As soon as I finish shaving. - Come on, Cyril.	- As soon as I finish shaving. - Come on, Cyril.
876	00:54:28,015	00:54:29,927	Steve's breakfast is ready.	Steve's breakfast is ready.
877	00:54:31,143	00:54:33,009	Does this bus never stop?	Does this bus never stop?
878	00:54:33,103	00:54:35,470	You know, I don't think I slept a wink last night.	You know, I don't think I slept a wink last night.
879	00:54:35,564	00:54:38,244	In that case, you'll remember that we stopped at the Swiss frontier.	In that case, you'll remember that we stopped at the Swiss frontier.
880	00:54:38,317	00:54:40,809	- Last night. - Did we? Oh, yeah, yeah.	- Last night. - Did we? Oh, yeah, yeah.
881	00:54:40,903	00:54:43,611	If we can keep this up, we should be in Athens in plenty of time.	If we can keep this up, we should be in Athens in plenty of time.
882	00:54:43,697	00:54:45,359	[Don] Hey, Steve, pull over a bit.	[Don] Hey, Steve, pull over a bit.
883	00:54:45,449	00:54:47,809	There's something coming up the road like a flipping rocket.	There's something coming up the road like a flipping rocket.
884	00:54:50,829	00:54:52,695	Hey, where's the fire, Charlie?	Hey, where's the fire, Charlie?
885	00:54:57,711	00:55:01,625	- Do you think they saw us? - At this speed, even I can't see us.	- Do you think they saw us? - At this speed, even I can't see us.
886	00:55:09,807	00:55:11,548	Well, they'll never get up that road.	Well, they'll never get up that road.
887	00:55:11,642	00:55:14,510	They'll have to take the other road about a mile back.	They'll have to take the other road about a mile back.
888	00:55:14,603	00:55:17,596	- Remove that sign. - But, Stella...	- Remove that sign. - But, Stella...
889	00:55:17,689	00:55:20,168	If they go up there, they're liable to get stuck on the mountain.	If they go up there, they're liable to get stuck on the mountain.
890	00:55:20,192	00:55:23,276	- So what are we here for? - You're so right.	- So what are we here for? - You're so right.
891	00:55:54,101	00:55:56,184	- What's slowing us down? - This hill.	- What's slowing us down? - This hill.
892	00:55:56,270	00:55:58,182	I think it's a one-in-one.	I think it's a one-in-one.
893	00:55:58,272	00:56:00,264	Cyril, listen to me. Don't turn round!	Cyril, listen to me. Don't turn round!
894	00:56:00,357	00:56:02,961	Now, look, you and the others are still a bit worried about Barbara.	Now, look, you and the others are still a bit worried about Barbara.
895	00:56:02,985	00:56:07,855	I have an idea. The bus stalls, you and the others walk up the hill with the gear,	I have an idea. The bus stalls, you and the others walk up the hill with the gear,
896	00:56:07,948	00:56:10,031	just to make it look authentic.	just to make it look authentic.
897	00:56:10,117	00:56:12,700	I drive Barbara up and find out all about her.	I drive Barbara up and find out all about her.
898	00:56:12,786	00:56:14,066	- I've got a better idea. - What?	- I've got a better idea. - What?
899	00:56:14,121	00:56:16,534	We drive the bus and you walk up the hill.	We drive the bus and you walk up the hill.
900	00:56:16,623	00:56:19,081	- Do you want me to find out about her? - Yes.	- Do you want me to find out about her? - Yes.
901	00:56:19,167	00:56:22,626	- Good. Just back me up. - I'll give the performance of my lifetime.	- Good. Just back me up. - I'll give the performance of my lifetime.
902	00:56:22,713	00:56:24,705	I'll probably get a busman's Oscar.	I'll probably get a busman's Oscar.
903	00:56:24,798	00:56:26,334	Don.	Don.
904	00:56:26,425	00:56:28,883	- Bachelor boy. - Just tell me when.	- Bachelor boy. - Just tell me when.
905	00:56:28,969	00:56:30,301	- [rattling] - When!	- [rattling] - When!
906	00:56:35,851	00:56:36,932	Ah!	Ah!
907	00:56:38,437	00:56:40,178	- Edwin! - Sorry, Cyril.	- Edwin! - Sorry, Cyril.
908	00:56:40,272	00:56:42,639	- Think you can make it now? - Yeah. Wish me luck.	- Think you can make it now? - Yeah. Wish me luck.
909	00:56:42,733	00:56:45,813	I'd better take someone with me though in case I run into any kind of trouble.	I'd better take someone with me though in case I run into any kind of trouble.
910	00:56:47,070	00:56:48,527	How about you, Barbara?	How about you, Barbara?
911	00:56:49,531	00:56:52,023	Well... Sandy, you're the lightest.	Well... Sandy, you're the lightest.
912	00:56:52,117	00:56:54,860	Oh, no! I want to stay with Cyril.	Oh, no! I want to stay with Cyril.
913	00:56:54,953	00:56:56,740	Yeah, come on, Barbara.	Yeah, come on, Barbara.
914	00:56:56,830	00:56:59,664	[chattering outside]	[chattering outside]
915	00:57:02,920	00:57:05,162	- All clear? - Good luck, Charlie!	- All clear? - Good luck, Charlie!
916	00:57:05,255	00:57:06,541	Good luck!	Good luck!
917	00:57:06,632	00:57:08,624	- Ready when you are! - Ready when you are!	- Ready when you are! - Ready when you are!
918	00:57:10,761	00:57:12,297	[straining]	[straining]
919	00:57:12,387	00:57:14,754	[Steve] Move it! Come on!	[Steve] Move it! Come on!
920	00:57:14,848	00:57:17,215	[straining]	[straining]
921	00:57:18,685	00:57:22,554	[cheering]	[cheering]
922	00:57:30,030	00:57:33,114	[all singing]	[all singing]
923	00:57:33,200	00:57:35,032	[Sandy groans]	[Sandy groans]
924	00:57:38,705	00:57:41,163	Are you sure you know where you're going, Edwin?	Are you sure you know where you're going, Edwin?
925	00:57:41,249	00:57:44,492	You know, I think this mountain keeps growing as we climb.	You know, I think this mountain keeps growing as we climb.
926	00:57:45,337	00:57:46,373	Hey, look!	Hey, look!
927	00:57:46,463	00:57:49,126	[panting]	[panting]
928	00:57:52,886	00:57:55,629	- Oh! - [giggling]	- Oh! - [giggling]
929	00:57:55,722	00:57:58,385	- Oh! Oh, it's got no collar. - Look, and no brandy.	- Oh! Oh, it's got no collar. - Look, and no brandy.
930	00:57:58,475	00:58:01,843	Wouldn't you know, we find the only St Bernard in Switzerland with no brandy.	Wouldn't you know, we find the only St Bernard in Switzerland with no brandy.
931	00:58:01,937	00:58:03,929	[Steve] Story of my life. Here we go then.	[Steve] Story of my life. Here we go then.
932	00:58:04,022	00:58:05,558	[Sandy] Bye-bye then.	[Sandy] Bye-bye then.
933	00:58:05,649	00:58:07,732	[dog whines]	[dog whines]
934	00:58:07,818	00:58:09,980	Ah, look, he wants to join us.	Ah, look, he wants to join us.
935	00:58:10,070	00:58:11,982	[Angie] Maybe we can take him with us to Athens.	[Angie] Maybe we can take him with us to Athens.
936	00:58:12,072	00:58:15,236	- He doesn't seem to belong to anyone. - You want to go to Athens, Charlie?	- He doesn't seem to belong to anyone. - You want to go to Athens, Charlie?
937	00:58:15,325	00:58:16,611	[barks]	[barks]
938	00:58:16,702	00:58:18,694	- [they laugh] - Well, that settles it.	- [they laugh] - Well, that settles it.
939	00:58:18,787	00:58:23,157	But I'm warning you, if you turn out to be a girl too, then I'm leaving the bus.	But I'm warning you, if you turn out to be a girl too, then I'm leaving the bus.
940	00:58:23,250	00:58:25,037	- [barks] - [they laugh]	- [barks] - [they laugh]
941	00:58:25,127	00:58:26,663	[Edwin] Come on, Charlie!	[Edwin] Come on, Charlie!
942	00:58:41,059	00:58:43,051	[sighs] We made it!	[sighs] We made it!
943	00:58:45,731	00:58:47,518	What's so funny?	What's so funny?
944	00:58:49,151	00:58:50,687	Oh, I know.	Oh, I know.
945	00:58:50,777	00:58:53,815	You're laughing at me because of all those things I said to you yesterday.	You're laughing at me because of all those things I said to you yesterday.
946	00:58:54,948	00:58:59,659	No. No. I... I agree. I think you were perfectly right.	No. No. I... I agree. I think you were perfectly right.
947	00:58:59,745	00:59:01,156	- I was? - Yes.	- I was? - Yes.
948	00:59:02,205	00:59:06,620	Why should a girl think that she owns a fella just because he holds her hand?	Why should a girl think that she owns a fella just because he holds her hand?
949	00:59:06,710	00:59:09,828	You know, I brought you up here to find out all about you, but...	You know, I brought you up here to find out all about you, but...
950	00:59:10,839	00:59:12,876	now I don't think it matters.	now I don't think it matters.
951	00:59:12,966	00:59:14,832	Oh. Thank you.	Oh. Thank you.
952	00:59:22,768	00:59:25,101	Hey, Barbara, wait a minute! Barbara!	Hey, Barbara, wait a minute! Barbara!
953	00:59:25,187	00:59:26,894	I know what bothers you.	I know what bothers you.
954	00:59:26,980	00:59:30,018	Maybe you think I'm going to be like every other girl you've ever known.	Maybe you think I'm going to be like every other girl you've ever known.
955	00:59:30,108	00:59:32,816	Afraid I'm going try to help you, want to own you.	Afraid I'm going try to help you, want to own you.
956	00:59:33,653	00:59:36,316	Well, may I tell you something?	Well, may I tell you something?
957	00:59:36,406	00:59:38,568	I don't want to own you.	I don't want to own you.
958	00:59:38,658	00:59:41,571	I don't even want to rent you.	I don't even want to rent you.
959	00:59:41,661	00:59:44,028	So, you haven't got a thing to worry about.	So, you haven't got a thing to worry about.
960	00:59:44,122	00:59:46,284	Sure. I'm not committing any crime, am I?	Sure. I'm not committing any crime, am I?
961	00:59:46,374	00:59:48,866	I just want to be... Well, free, that's all.	I just want to be... Well, free, that's all.
962	00:59:48,960	00:59:50,826	I have nothing against love.	I have nothing against love.
963	00:59:50,921	00:59:53,379	It's just that it ought to be easy and casual.	It's just that it ought to be easy and casual.
964	00:59:53,465	00:59:55,752	- Fun. - That's right.	- Fun. - That's right.
965	00:59:55,842	00:59:59,006	Yeah, that's right. It's too light to go on forever.	Yeah, that's right. It's too light to go on forever.
966	00:59:59,096	01:00:01,713	I don't think anything should go on forever.	I don't think anything should go on forever.
967	01:00:01,807	01:00:03,469	I lose interest in things after an hour.	I lose interest in things after an hour.
968	01:00:03,558	01:00:05,800	Hey, we really see eye to eye, don't we?	Hey, we really see eye to eye, don't we?
969	01:00:05,894	01:00:07,931	On everything.	On everything.
970	01:00:08,021	01:00:09,512	You know...	You know...
971	01:00:09,606	01:00:11,472	I could be interested in you.	I could be interested in you.
972	01:00:11,566	01:00:13,182	Feel free.	Feel free.
973	01:00:13,276	01:00:14,312	Well...	Well...
974	01:00:15,862	01:00:17,524	♪ Ours will be... ♪	♪ Ours will be... ♪
975	01:00:18,740	01:00:20,402	♪ A swingin' affair ♪	♪ A swingin' affair ♪
976	01:00:21,368	01:00:23,325	♪ We won't be tied ♪	♪ We won't be tied ♪
977	01:00:23,411	01:00:26,449	♪ We'll stay as free as air ♪	♪ We'll stay as free as air ♪
978	01:00:26,540	01:00:31,080	♪ For we won't care what tomorrow brings ♪	♪ For we won't care what tomorrow brings ♪
979	01:00:31,169	01:00:36,005	♪ It'll be just one of those ♪	♪ It'll be just one of those ♪
980	01:00:36,091	01:00:38,299	♪ Swingin' things ♪	♪ Swingin' things ♪
981	01:00:39,344	01:00:41,051	♪ Ours will be... ♪	♪ Ours will be... ♪
982	01:00:42,180	01:00:43,967	♪ A swingin' affair ♪	♪ A swingin' affair ♪
983	01:00:45,142	01:00:47,259	♪ We will just be ♪	♪ We will just be ♪
984	01:00:47,352	01:00:49,844	♪ A very casual pair ♪	♪ A very casual pair ♪
985	01:00:49,938	01:00:54,228	♪ For love won't make us an April fool ♪	♪ For love won't make us an April fool ♪
986	01:00:54,317	01:01:00,735	♪ Now we've both decided we'd play it cool ♪	♪ Now we've both decided we'd play it cool ♪
987	01:01:02,450	01:01:04,112	♪ We'll share a few laughs ♪	♪ We'll share a few laughs ♪
988	01:01:05,036	01:01:06,618	♪ We'll share an odd date ♪	♪ We'll share an odd date ♪
989	01:01:07,956	01:01:12,917	♪ We'll share a few kisses when it's growing late ♪	♪ We'll share a few kisses when it's growing late ♪
990	01:01:13,003	01:01:15,586	♪ And though the stars and moon ♪	♪ And though the stars and moon ♪
991	01:01:15,672	01:01:18,335	♪ May shine up above ♪	♪ May shine up above ♪
992	01:01:19,176	01:01:24,888	♪ We'll enjoy the magic but we won't fall in love ♪	♪ We'll enjoy the magic but we won't fall in love ♪
993	01:01:25,515	01:01:27,131	♪ Ours will be... ♪	♪ Ours will be... ♪
994	01:01:28,393	01:01:29,804	♪ A ring-a-ding-ding ♪	♪ A ring-a-ding-ding ♪
995	01:01:31,188	01:01:32,804	♪ Just for kicks ♪	♪ Just for kicks ♪
996	01:01:32,898	01:01:35,686	♪ We two will have our fling ♪	♪ We two will have our fling ♪
997	01:01:35,775	01:01:40,520	♪ And we'll have fun while there's time to spare ♪	♪ And we'll have fun while there's time to spare ♪
998	01:01:40,614	01:01:46,076	♪ For we'll both enjoy our swingin' affair ♪	♪ For we'll both enjoy our swingin' affair ♪
999	01:01:47,704	01:01:49,661	- What's the matter? - Nothing.	- What's the matter? - Nothing.
1000	01:01:49,748	01:01:52,661	- It was fun while it lasted. - But, but, but, but...	- It was fun while it lasted. - But, but, but, but...
1001	01:01:52,751	01:01:54,834	It can't go on forever.	It can't go on forever.
1002	01:01:54,920	01:01:57,253	I'll always remember you.	I'll always remember you.
1003	01:01:58,173	01:02:00,586	♪ Hey, let's have... ♪	♪ Hey, let's have... ♪
1004	01:02:00,675	01:02:03,463	♪ A swingin' affair ♪	♪ A swingin' affair ♪
1005	01:02:03,553	01:02:05,840	♪ We won't be tied ♪	♪ We won't be tied ♪
1006	01:02:05,931	01:02:08,890	♪ We'll be as free as air ♪	♪ We'll be as free as air ♪
1007	01:02:08,975	01:02:13,436	♪ For we won't care what tomorrow brings ♪	♪ For we won't care what tomorrow brings ♪
1008	01:02:13,521	01:02:18,266	♪ It'll be just one of those ♪	♪ It'll be just one of those ♪
1009	01:02:18,360	01:02:20,727	♪ Swingin' things ♪	♪ Swingin' things ♪
1010	01:02:21,488	01:02:24,276	♪ Ours will be... ♪ [laughs]	♪ Ours will be... ♪ [laughs]
1011	01:02:24,366	01:02:27,074	♪ A swingin' affair ♪	♪ A swingin' affair ♪
1012	01:02:27,160	01:02:31,996	♪ We'll just be a very casual pair ♪	♪ We'll just be a very casual pair ♪
1013	01:02:32,082	01:02:36,577	♪ For love won't make us an April fool ♪	♪ For love won't make us an April fool ♪
1014	01:02:36,670	01:02:42,587	♪ Now we've both decided we'll play it cool ♪	♪ Now we've both decided we'll play it cool ♪
1015	01:02:44,386	01:02:46,423	♪ We'll share a few laughs ♪	♪ We'll share a few laughs ♪
1016	01:02:47,264	01:02:50,052	♪ We'll share an odd date ♪	♪ We'll share an odd date ♪
1017	01:02:50,141	01:02:55,102	♪ We'll share a few kisses though it's growing late ♪	♪ We'll share a few kisses though it's growing late ♪
1018	01:02:55,188	01:03:01,185	♪ And though the stars and moon may shine up above ♪	♪ And though the stars and moon may shine up above ♪
1019	01:03:01,278	01:03:06,990	♪ We'll enjoy the magic but we won't fall in love ♪	♪ We'll enjoy the magic but we won't fall in love ♪
1020	01:03:07,659	01:03:09,241	♪ Ours will be... ♪	♪ Ours will be... ♪
1021	01:03:10,537	01:03:12,574	♪ A ring-a-ding-ding ♪	♪ A ring-a-ding-ding ♪
1022	01:03:13,331	01:03:18,122	♪ Just for kicks we five will have our fling ♪	♪ Just for kicks we five will have our fling ♪
1023	01:03:18,211	01:03:22,751	♪ And we'll have fun while there's time to spare ♪	♪ And we'll have fun while there's time to spare ♪
1024	01:03:22,841	01:03:26,881	♪ For we'll all enjoy our swingin' affair ♪	♪ For we'll all enjoy our swingin' affair ♪
1025	01:03:26,970	01:03:28,131	Hey, hey, hold on!	Hey, hey, hold on!
1026	01:03:28,221	01:03:29,587	- Don't move. - But...	- Don't move. - But...
1027	01:03:29,681	01:03:31,047	Don't move!	Don't move!
1028	01:03:50,243	01:03:52,951	♪ We'll enjoy the magic ♪	♪ We'll enjoy the magic ♪
1029	01:03:53,038	01:03:56,281	♪ But we won't fall in love ♪	♪ But we won't fall in love ♪
1030	01:03:57,083	01:03:58,745	♪ Ours will be... ♪	♪ Ours will be... ♪
1031	01:03:59,753	01:04:01,619	♪ A ring-a-ding-ding ♪	♪ A ring-a-ding-ding ♪
1032	01:04:02,589	01:04:04,421	♪ Just for kicks ♪	♪ Just for kicks ♪
1033	01:04:04,507	01:04:07,716	♪ We five will have our fling ♪	♪ We five will have our fling ♪
1034	01:04:07,802	01:04:12,012	♪ And we'll pretend we are not aware ♪	♪ And we'll pretend we are not aware ♪
1035	01:04:12,098	01:04:17,560	♪ This is more, so much more, than a swingin' affair! ♪	♪ This is more, so much more, than a swingin' affair! ♪
1036	01:04:17,645	01:04:20,513	[all chattering]	[all chattering]
1037	01:04:20,607	01:04:24,066	Signorina, cinque birre, eh?	Signorina, cinque birre, eh?
1038	01:04:26,363	01:04:27,444	[Steve] Hey!	[Steve] Hey!
1039	01:04:27,530	01:04:29,396	Hey, Don!	Hey, Don!
1040	01:04:30,617	01:04:32,199	Here come the others.	Here come the others.
1041	01:04:33,286	01:04:35,243	[he speaks Italian]	[he speaks Italian]
1042	01:04:35,330	01:04:36,696	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
1043	01:04:43,880	01:04:44,996	- Hi. - Hi.	- Hi. - Hi.
1044	01:04:45,090	01:04:47,002	- Hey, where's Cyril. - Oh, he's just coming.	- Hey, where's Cyril. - Oh, he's just coming.
1045	01:04:47,092	01:04:50,551	- Hey, we've got a new passenger, too. - Oh, you'll never guess what it is!	- Hey, we've got a new passenger, too. - Oh, you'll never guess what it is!
1046	01:04:50,637	01:04:52,003	Yes, it's a...	Yes, it's a...
1047	01:04:52,097	01:04:53,383	[straining]	[straining]
1048	01:04:53,473	01:04:56,432	Brandy!	Brandy!
1049	01:05:05,610	01:05:07,977	- No sign of the bus yet? - Nope.	- No sign of the bus yet? - Nope.
1050	01:05:08,071	01:05:10,191	Are you sure there isn't another road they could take?	Are you sure there isn't another road they could take?
1051	01:05:10,281	01:05:12,773	Not unless they built a new one since yesterday.	Not unless they built a new one since yesterday.
1052	01:05:12,867	01:05:16,656	Look, quit worrying. After three days, we move in for the big, dramatic rescue.	Look, quit worrying. After three days, we move in for the big, dramatic rescue.
1053	01:05:16,746	01:05:18,682	Yeah, I'll organise a couple of hundred photographers	Yeah, I'll organise a couple of hundred photographers
1054	01:05:18,706	01:05:19,906	that just happen to be around.	that just happen to be around.
1055	01:05:19,958	01:05:22,666	Ah, watch it. We're not dealing with normal kids, you know.	Ah, watch it. We're not dealing with normal kids, you know.
1056	01:05:22,752	01:05:25,210	- They're more like a bunch of Houdinis. - Yeah.	- They're more like a bunch of Houdinis. - Yeah.
1057	01:05:25,296	01:05:26,857	Well, we'll just stake out the road from here.	Well, we'll just stake out the road from here.
1058	01:05:26,881	01:05:28,609	I'll do it tonight and you take over in the morning.	I'll do it tonight and you take over in the morning.
1059	01:05:28,633	01:05:30,340	I couldn't sleep with my darling daughter	I couldn't sleep with my darling daughter
1060	01:05:30,427	01:05:32,464	dying of exposure up there on that mountain.	dying of exposure up there on that mountain.
1061	01:05:32,554	01:05:35,388	Oh, I'm sorry, Stella. I've never been a mother.	Oh, I'm sorry, Stella. I've never been a mother.
1062	01:05:35,473	01:05:38,341	- Would you like something to eat? - Just something simple.	- Would you like something to eat? - Just something simple.
1063	01:05:39,227	01:05:42,436	Oh, my poor baby up there dying of starvation.	Oh, my poor baby up there dying of starvation.
1064	01:05:42,522	01:05:43,683	Champagne.	Champagne.
1065	01:05:44,607	01:05:45,848	Truffles.	Truffles.
1066	01:05:46,693	01:05:48,309	Smoked salmon and asparagus.	Smoked salmon and asparagus.
1067	01:05:48,403	01:05:49,939	[Jerry] Hey, look!	[Jerry] Hey, look!
1068	01:05:50,029	01:05:51,736	[Stella] I knew it!	[Stella] I knew it!
1069	01:05:51,823	01:05:55,157	What did I tell you? Bunch of Houdinis!	What did I tell you? Bunch of Houdinis!
1070	01:05:55,243	01:05:57,405	- Follow that bus! - Yeah, yeah. Yeah.	- Follow that bus! - Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
1071	01:06:09,340	01:06:11,798	Wake Cyril up, Steve. He's on in five minutes.	Wake Cyril up, Steve. He's on in five minutes.
1072	01:06:11,885	01:06:14,127	- [Cyril snores] - It'll be a pleasure.	- [Cyril snores] - It'll be a pleasure.
1073	01:06:15,472	01:06:16,472	Oh!	Oh!
1074	01:06:16,556	01:06:18,263	- [Cyril snores] - Cyril!	- [Cyril snores] - Cyril!
1075	01:06:18,349	01:06:19,635	Come on.	Come on.
1076	01:06:20,643	01:06:22,555	Oh, what do you wanna wake me up for?	Oh, what do you wanna wake me up for?
1077	01:06:22,645	01:06:24,432	I was having a fabulous dream.	I was having a fabulous dream.
1078	01:06:25,982	01:06:28,099	I dreamt I was on my holiday.	I dreamt I was on my holiday.
1079	01:06:28,193	01:06:32,483	Oh, I know what he means! I feel as if I haven't been out of this bus for a week.	Oh, I know what he means! I feel as if I haven't been out of this bus for a week.
1080	01:06:32,572	01:06:35,986	Wouldn't it be marvellous if we could get all dressed up and go out somewhere?	Wouldn't it be marvellous if we could get all dressed up and go out somewhere?
1081	01:06:36,075	01:06:37,075	Oh, marvellous!	Oh, marvellous!
1082	01:06:37,160	01:06:39,527	We all owe the boys so much.	We all owe the boys so much.
1083	01:06:39,621	01:06:42,034	Why don't we, the next time we come to a town,	Why don't we, the next time we come to a town,
1084	01:06:42,123	01:06:44,911	take them out and give them a huge feast on us?	take them out and give them a huge feast on us?
1085	01:06:45,001	01:06:47,288	- Oh! With dancing and champagne? - Yes!	- Oh! With dancing and champagne? - Yes!
1086	01:06:47,378	01:06:50,246	I want to really dress up. I was beginning to forget I'm a girl.	I want to really dress up. I was beginning to forget I'm a girl.
1087	01:06:50,340	01:06:51,922	- Alright, those in favour? - Oh, yes.	- Alright, those in favour? - Oh, yes.
1088	01:06:52,008	01:06:53,008	OK, you tell them, Angie.	OK, you tell them, Angie.
1089	01:06:53,092	01:06:54,674	Boys, boys.	Boys, boys.
1090	01:06:54,761	01:06:58,846	My partners and I would like to have the honour to invite you to be our guests	My partners and I would like to have the honour to invite you to be our guests
1091	01:06:58,932	01:07:00,889	at our coming out party tonight.	at our coming out party tonight.
1092	01:07:00,975	01:07:02,637	- Coming out? - Coming out of where?	- Coming out? - Coming out of where?
1093	01:07:02,727	01:07:05,561	Coming out of the bus party at the next town we come to.	Coming out of the bus party at the next town we come to.
1094	01:07:05,647	01:07:06,647	Oh, that's great.	Oh, that's great.
1095	01:07:07,774	01:07:11,233	The next town should be Telfes. So you've got half an hour to get ready, girls.	The next town should be Telfes. So you've got half an hour to get ready, girls.
1096	01:07:11,319	01:07:12,605	- [they gasp] - Come on! Quick!	- [they gasp] - Come on! Quick!
1097	01:07:12,695	01:07:14,231	I'm going to have a shave.	I'm going to have a shave.
1098	01:07:14,322	01:07:18,032	[traditional waltz plays]	[traditional waltz plays]
1099	01:07:24,749	01:07:28,163	- [Sandy] Well, how about this place? - [Steve] What a ritzy-looking joint!	- [Sandy] Well, how about this place? - [Steve] What a ritzy-looking joint!
1100	01:07:28,253	01:07:29,939	[Don] Well, maybe we can find a smaller place.	[Don] Well, maybe we can find a smaller place.
1101	01:07:29,963	01:07:33,252	[Sandy] Nonsense, this is our treat! Only the best is good enough.	[Sandy] Nonsense, this is our treat! Only the best is good enough.
1102	01:07:33,341	01:07:36,709	- [Edwin] It looks sehr gemütlich to me! - [Cyril] Don't be filthy, Edwin!	- [Edwin] It looks sehr gemütlich to me! - [Cyril] Don't be filthy, Edwin!
1103	01:07:36,803	01:07:38,920	[Edwin] What's filthy about gemütlich?	[Edwin] What's filthy about gemütlich?
1104	01:07:39,013	01:07:41,221	- Those no more wine. - Well, we'll have some more.	- Those no more wine. - Well, we'll have some more.
1105	01:07:41,307	01:07:44,800	- Fräulein! Bitte schön, ein bisschen wein. - No, just some more wine.	- Fräulein! Bitte schön, ein bisschen wein. - No, just some more wine.
1106	01:07:48,273	01:07:52,483	- Have one more glass of wine. - Yes, I will have some more.	- Have one more glass of wine. - Yes, I will have some more.
1107	01:07:52,569	01:07:55,357	This is the nicest place that we have been.	This is the nicest place that we have been.
1108	01:07:55,446	01:07:59,736	Yes, it reminds me though of some place that I know.	Yes, it reminds me though of some place that I know.
1109	01:07:59,826	01:08:02,193	- I've seen it all before. - Where?	- I've seen it all before. - Where?
1110	01:08:02,287	01:08:03,903	- White Horse Inn. - [laughter]	- White Horse Inn. - [laughter]
1111	01:08:03,997	01:08:06,034	That's right!	That's right!
1112	01:08:14,591	01:08:18,005	One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.	One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.
1113	01:08:18,094	01:08:21,462	♪ Something is happening to me ♪	♪ Something is happening to me ♪
1114	01:08:21,556	01:08:23,889	♪ Suddenly I'm on my feet ♪	♪ Suddenly I'm on my feet ♪
1115	01:08:25,226	01:08:28,264	♪ And as the music goes through me ♪	♪ And as the music goes through me ♪
1116	01:08:28,354	01:08:31,597	♪ I belong to the song with the one, two, three beat ♪	♪ I belong to the song with the one, two, three beat ♪
1117	01:08:31,691	01:08:33,683	♪ And it's happening to me! ♪	♪ And it's happening to me! ♪
1118	01:08:33,776	01:08:35,233	♪ It's happening to me! ♪	♪ It's happening to me! ♪
1119	01:08:35,320	01:08:37,061	- ♪ And me! - And me! ♪	- ♪ And me! - And me! ♪
1120	01:08:37,155	01:08:38,271	♪ And me! ♪	♪ And me! ♪
1121	01:08:40,158	01:08:44,368	[sings a high note] ♪ Me! ♪	[sings a high note] ♪ Me! ♪
1122	01:08:46,539	01:08:52,501	♪ Is... this... me here really waltzing? ♪	♪ Is... this... me here really waltzing? ♪
1123	01:08:52,587	01:08:55,671	♪ Is this me here being so square? ♪	♪ Is this me here being so square? ♪
1124	01:08:55,757	01:09:00,092	♪ Although I know this sort of music makes me sick and you sick ♪	♪ Although I know this sort of music makes me sick and you sick ♪
1125	01:09:00,178	01:09:03,137	♪ Still I'm aware ♪	♪ Still I'm aware ♪
1126	01:09:03,222	01:09:06,511	♪ This is me here really waltzing ♪	♪ This is me here really waltzing ♪
1127	01:09:06,601	01:09:09,969	♪ To a Viennese one-two-three ♪	♪ To a Viennese one-two-three ♪
1128	01:09:10,063	01:09:12,396	♪ And if you'll pardon me the simile ♪	♪ And if you'll pardon me the simile ♪
1129	01:09:12,482	01:09:17,898	♪ I'm Romberg and Friml-y How can this be me? ♪	♪ I'm Romberg and Friml-y How can this be me? ♪
1130	01:09:17,987	01:09:21,276	♪ I've got the urge to wear short leather trousers ♪	♪ I've got the urge to wear short leather trousers ♪
1131	01:09:21,366	01:09:25,155	♪ And dance the way Strauss's Fledermaus-es ♪	♪ And dance the way Strauss's Fledermaus-es ♪
1132	01:09:25,244	01:09:28,408	♪ Give me some frau-ses dressed up in cute blouses ♪	♪ Give me some frau-ses dressed up in cute blouses ♪
1133	01:09:28,498	01:09:33,618	♪ Helping their spouses tie bells on their cows-es ♪	♪ Helping their spouses tie bells on their cows-es ♪
1134	01:09:33,711	01:09:37,921	♪ For here I'm really waltzing ♪	♪ For here I'm really waltzing ♪
1135	01:09:38,007	01:09:41,045	♪ Though I shudder at the idea ♪	♪ Though I shudder at the idea ♪
1136	01:09:41,135	01:09:43,627	♪ And though I really should know better ♪	♪ And though I really should know better ♪
1137	01:09:43,721	01:09:45,587	♪ Here am I in operetta ♪	♪ Here am I in operetta ♪
1138	01:09:45,682	01:09:48,641	♪ Really waltzing here ♪	♪ Really waltzing here ♪
1139	01:09:58,277	01:10:00,360	Come on. Come on!	Come on. Come on!
1140	01:10:13,751	01:10:16,915	Eins, zwei!	Eins, zwei!
1141	01:11:04,761	01:11:06,002	Hey!	Hey!
1142	01:11:20,902	01:11:24,145	♪ And so ♪	♪ And so ♪
1143	01:11:24,238	01:11:26,981	♪ We're here really waltzing ♪	♪ We're here really waltzing ♪
1144	01:11:27,074	01:11:29,987	♪ As we take our partners and bow ♪	♪ As we take our partners and bow ♪
1145	01:11:30,077	01:11:34,242	♪ We say a plague upon the houses of all the three Strausses ♪	♪ We say a plague upon the houses of all the three Strausses ♪
1146	01:11:34,332	01:11:37,040	♪ But, all the same, we must kow-tow ♪	♪ But, all the same, we must kow-tow ♪
1147	01:11:37,126	01:11:40,415	♪ To the rhythm, catchy rhythm ♪	♪ To the rhythm, catchy rhythm ♪
1148	01:11:40,505	01:11:44,044	♪ For the violins play and we've got to go with 'em ♪	♪ For the violins play and we've got to go with 'em ♪
1149	01:11:44,133	01:11:47,251	♪ We're waltzing, really waltzing ♪	♪ We're waltzing, really waltzing ♪
1150	01:11:47,345	01:11:51,305	♪ Look at us, really waltzing ♪	♪ Look at us, really waltzing ♪
1151	01:11:51,390	01:11:54,599	♪ Now! ♪	♪ Now! ♪
1152	01:11:59,190	01:12:02,558	Cyril, what's the matter? What's the matter?	Cyril, what's the matter? What's the matter?
1153	01:12:08,825	01:12:11,067	What are you doing? Don?	What are you doing? Don?
1154	01:12:11,953	01:12:14,286	I've got to speak to you. Something's happened.	I've got to speak to you. Something's happened.
1155	01:12:14,372	01:12:17,080	- Oh, not to the bus? - Hang the bus! Something's happened to me.	- Oh, not to the bus? - Hang the bus! Something's happened to me.
1156	01:12:18,417	01:12:19,453	What is it?	What is it?
1157	01:12:20,294	01:12:24,004	Well, remember those things I said to you about the way I feel about love.	Well, remember those things I said to you about the way I feel about love.
1158	01:12:24,090	01:12:26,332	Oh, I haven't forgotten a thing.	Oh, I haven't forgotten a thing.
1159	01:12:26,425	01:12:29,042	You want to be free, you don't want to be owned.	You want to be free, you don't want to be owned.
1160	01:12:29,136	01:12:31,219	We needn't go through all that again now.	We needn't go through all that again now.
1161	01:12:31,305	01:12:34,264	I want you to forget it. I want you to forget everything I said.	I want you to forget it. I want you to forget everything I said.
1162	01:12:34,350	01:12:37,468	I don't want to be free. I do want to be owned.	I don't want to be free. I do want to be owned.
1163	01:12:38,479	01:12:39,686	And I am in love.	And I am in love.
1164	01:12:41,858	01:12:44,100	You sure it isn't the wine and the music?	You sure it isn't the wine and the music?
1165	01:12:45,069	01:12:48,688	No, it's not the wine, the women or the song, it's you.	No, it's not the wine, the women or the song, it's you.
1166	01:12:48,781	01:12:52,365	♪ You, you, I owe you, I owe you ♪	♪ You, you, I owe you, I owe you ♪
1167	01:12:52,451	01:12:54,864	Why owe me?	Why owe me?
1168	01:12:54,954	01:12:57,071	Because I love you, that's why.	Because I love you, that's why.
1169	01:12:59,166	01:13:01,032	♪ All at once ♪	♪ All at once ♪
1170	01:13:01,127	01:13:06,213	♪ It's you, it's you for me ♪	♪ It's you, it's you for me ♪
1171	01:13:08,342	01:13:10,834	♪ And all at once ♪	♪ And all at once ♪
1172	01:13:10,928	01:13:15,798	♪ There's blossom on each tree ♪	♪ There's blossom on each tree ♪
1173	01:13:18,811	01:13:20,973	♪ It's so thrilling ♪	♪ It's so thrilling ♪
1174	01:13:21,063	01:13:23,521	♪ And so new to me ♪	♪ And so new to me ♪
1175	01:13:23,608	01:13:26,476	♪ This enchantment ♪	♪ This enchantment ♪
1176	01:13:26,569	01:13:29,232	♪ That you do to me ♪	♪ That you do to me ♪
1177	01:13:29,322	01:13:33,566	♪ And forever in your spell ♪	♪ And forever in your spell ♪
1178	01:13:33,659	01:13:37,619	♪ I'll be ♪	♪ I'll be ♪
1179	01:13:39,206	01:13:41,619	♪ All at once ♪	♪ All at once ♪
1180	01:13:41,709	01:13:46,329	♪ My doubts and fears are past ♪	♪ My doubts and fears are past ♪
1181	01:13:48,549	01:13:51,212	♪ I feel as though ♪	♪ I feel as though ♪
1182	01:13:51,302	01:13:56,297	♪ I've come back home at last ♪	♪ I've come back home at last ♪
1183	01:13:58,851	01:14:02,845	♪ I thought I was fancy-free ♪	♪ I thought I was fancy-free ♪
1184	01:14:02,939	01:14:08,230	♪ Till I felt this magic glow ♪	♪ Till I felt this magic glow ♪
1185	01:14:09,654	01:14:13,568	♪ Now, you're for me ♪	♪ Now, you're for me ♪
1186	01:14:13,658	01:14:16,776	♪ And all at once ♪	♪ And all at once ♪
1187	01:14:17,578	01:14:19,945	♪ I know ♪	♪ I know ♪
1188	01:14:26,170	01:14:28,378	You don't believe me?	You don't believe me?
1189	01:14:28,464	01:14:32,083	I just don't want you to say anything I'll regret later.	I just don't want you to say anything I'll regret later.
1190	01:14:32,176	01:14:35,214	I swore I'd never tell a girl I loved her, but I'm telling you now.	I swore I'd never tell a girl I loved her, but I'm telling you now.
1191	01:14:35,304	01:14:38,422	I love you.	I love you.
1192	01:14:38,516	01:14:39,723	I love you!	I love you!
1193	01:14:40,726	01:14:43,726	I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I...	I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I...
1194	01:14:45,147	01:14:46,854	Am I boring you?	Am I boring you?
1195	01:14:46,941	01:14:49,684	No, you're hurting me a little, but I'm riveted. Go on.	No, you're hurting me a little, but I'm riveted. Go on.
1196	01:14:49,777	01:14:52,190	I'm sorry. Got so carried away with the way I felt,	I'm sorry. Got so carried away with the way I felt,
1197	01:14:52,279	01:14:55,898	and I thought that when I told you how I felt and how you'd feel and how...	and I thought that when I told you how I felt and how you'd feel and how...
1198	01:14:56,784	01:14:58,741	How do you feel?	How do you feel?
1199	01:14:58,828	01:15:02,367	Just for the record, I've loved you ever since I was a little boy.	Just for the record, I've loved you ever since I was a little boy.
1200	01:15:06,460	01:15:08,543	♪ All at once ♪	♪ All at once ♪
1201	01:15:08,629	01:15:11,918	♪ My doubts and fears ♪	♪ My doubts and fears ♪
1202	01:15:12,008	01:15:15,046	♪ Are past ♪	♪ Are past ♪
1203	01:15:16,429	01:15:19,342	♪ I feel as though ♪	♪ I feel as though ♪
1204	01:15:19,432	01:15:24,928	♪ I've come back home at last ♪	♪ I've come back home at last ♪
1205	01:15:27,606	01:15:31,896	♪ I thought I was fancy-free ♪	♪ I thought I was fancy-free ♪
1206	01:15:31,986	01:15:37,448	♪ Till I felt this magic glow ♪	♪ Till I felt this magic glow ♪
1207	01:15:38,701	01:15:43,241	♪ Now, it's you for me ♪	♪ Now, it's you for me ♪
1208	01:15:48,335	01:15:52,204	♪ And all at once ♪	♪ And all at once ♪
1209	01:15:52,298	01:15:56,258	♪ I know ♪	♪ I know ♪
1210	01:16:15,154	01:16:18,192	Here. Hide it well, they mustn't see it.	Here. Hide it well, they mustn't see it.
1211	01:16:18,282	01:16:20,490	Well, does it have to be this? This is worth a fortune.	Well, does it have to be this? This is worth a fortune.
1212	01:16:20,576	01:16:22,192	So, it's insured.	So, it's insured.
1213	01:16:22,286	01:16:25,366	Besides, if we keep the story running long enough, I'll have hundreds of them.	Besides, if we keep the story running long enough, I'll have hundreds of them.
1214	01:16:25,414	01:16:27,121	Cufflinks for you.	Cufflinks for you.
1215	01:16:46,644	01:16:48,761	- Mission accomplished. - Not quite.	- Mission accomplished. - Not quite.
1216	01:16:48,854	01:16:50,720	We've got to inform Yugoslav border guys	We've got to inform Yugoslav border guys
1217	01:16:50,815	01:16:53,728	that a valuable diamond pendant is missing.	that a valuable diamond pendant is missing.
1218	01:16:53,818	01:16:56,481	How do you get these fabulous ideas?	How do you get these fabulous ideas?
1219	01:16:56,570	01:16:58,983	Pure mother love. Now, let's get going.	Pure mother love. Now, let's get going.
1220	01:17:06,205	01:17:07,241	[man shouts]	[man shouts]
1221	01:17:08,541	01:17:10,533	[they speak Serbo-Croat]	[they speak Serbo-Croat]
1222	01:17:13,671	01:17:17,415	[they speak Serbo-Croat]	[they speak Serbo-Croat]
1223	01:17:42,575	01:17:46,068	Here look, here's my passport... I'm a foreigner! Do you mind?	Here look, here's my passport... I'm a foreigner! Do you mind?
1224	01:17:46,162	01:17:48,950	Listen, I'm an English citizen! I've got a British passport.	Listen, I'm an English citizen! I've got a British passport.
1225	01:17:49,039	01:17:50,871	Look, that's my face! Look! Ooh!	Look, that's my face! Look! Ooh!
1226	01:17:54,003	01:17:57,462	[they speak Serbo-Croat]	[they speak Serbo-Croat]
1227	01:18:06,015	01:18:08,007	It seems the, er, natives are restless.	It seems the, er, natives are restless.
1228	01:18:08,851	01:18:11,559	Goodbye, Don. It was nice knowing you.	Goodbye, Don. It was nice knowing you.
1229	01:18:16,400	01:18:18,016	What do you think they're looking for?	What do you think they're looking for?
1230	01:18:18,110	01:18:20,150	I told you we shouldn't have tried to smuggle a bus.	I told you we shouldn't have tried to smuggle a bus.
1231	01:18:20,237	01:18:22,479	- Do you think Charlie's got a licence? - [Cyril giggles]	- Do you think Charlie's got a licence? - [Cyril giggles]
1232	01:18:37,671	01:18:39,503	Maybe they're searching for dangerous weapons?	Maybe they're searching for dangerous weapons?
1233	01:18:39,590	01:18:42,378	In that case, we can say goodbye to Steve's bongos.	In that case, we can say goodbye to Steve's bongos.
1234	01:18:42,468	01:18:44,881	Hey! [man speaks Serbo-Croat]	Hey! [man speaks Serbo-Croat]
1235	01:18:44,970	01:18:47,337	- [barking] - Oh, Charlie!	- [barking] - Oh, Charlie!
1236	01:18:47,431	01:18:49,423	[Charlie whines]	[Charlie whines]
1237	01:19:02,696	01:19:04,187	That's mine!	That's mine!
1238	01:19:04,281	01:19:05,567	Mine.	Mine.
1239	01:19:05,658	01:19:08,776	He tried to steal my pendant, look. It's got my picture in it.	He tried to steal my pendant, look. It's got my picture in it.
1240	01:19:30,391	01:19:32,599	- [Cyril] Let's move! - [Angie] Come on! Let's go!	- [Cyril] Let's move! - [Angie] Come on! Let's go!
1241	01:19:33,811	01:19:36,554	[Steve] Let's get out of here before they change their minds, huh?	[Steve] Let's get out of here before they change their minds, huh?
1242	01:19:36,647	01:19:38,639	[Edwin] Don't push, Cyril.	[Edwin] Don't push, Cyril.
1243	01:19:38,732	01:19:40,439	Goodbye!	Goodbye!
1244	01:19:45,698	01:19:47,485	[Cyril] Arrivederci!	[Cyril] Arrivederci!
1245	01:19:47,574	01:19:49,190	- Bye! - Goodbye!	- Bye! - Goodbye!
1246	01:19:49,285	01:19:50,867	Bye-bye!	Bye-bye!
1247	01:19:51,870	01:19:55,739	[they argue in Serbo-Croat]	[they argue in Serbo-Croat]
1248	01:20:16,312	01:20:19,771	- Cor, stone me! Did you see that, Cyril? - Yeah. Innit marvellous?	- Cor, stone me! Did you see that, Cyril? - Yeah. Innit marvellous?
1249	01:20:19,857	01:20:21,937	Everybody seems to be driving Thunderbirds over here.	Everybody seems to be driving Thunderbirds over here.
1250	01:20:21,984	01:20:24,624	I'm not so sure everybody does. That looks like the same one to me.	I'm not so sure everybody does. That looks like the same one to me.
1251	01:20:35,497	01:20:39,332	Put it over there. That road ought to delay them for a couple of hours.	Put it over there. That road ought to delay them for a couple of hours.
1252	01:20:39,418	01:20:41,501	With a little luck, they might even get lost.	With a little luck, they might even get lost.
1253	01:20:41,587	01:20:44,455	- Over here? - No! Over there!	- Over here? - No! Over there!
1254	01:20:44,548	01:20:45,548	Oh.	Oh.
1255	01:21:07,237	01:21:08,603	Lost?	Lost?
1256	01:21:08,697	01:21:11,176	I think we should've gone the other way. That danger sign must be wrong.	I think we should've gone the other way. That danger sign must be wrong.
1257	01:21:11,200	01:21:14,159	- This isn't the main road. - I dunno. This is a pretty wild country.	- This isn't the main road. - I dunno. This is a pretty wild country.
1258	01:21:14,244	01:21:17,658	Look, you probably think I'm a bit mad, but I've got the strangest feeling	Look, you probably think I'm a bit mad, but I've got the strangest feeling
1259	01:21:17,748	01:21:19,392	that someone's trying to stop us getting to Athens.	that someone's trying to stop us getting to Athens.
1260	01:21:19,416	01:21:21,658	- Who'd do that? - Well, I don't know.	- Who'd do that? - Well, I don't know.
1261	01:21:21,752	01:21:25,041	It's just that we're getting into too much trouble and having too many delays.	It's just that we're getting into too much trouble and having too many delays.
1262	01:21:25,130	01:21:26,941	And how about that Thunderbird being everywhere?	And how about that Thunderbird being everywhere?
1263	01:21:26,965	01:21:28,672	That was just a coincidence.	That was just a coincidence.
1264	01:21:28,759	01:21:31,467	- Perhaps he's trying to get to Athens too. - Yeah, maybe.	- Perhaps he's trying to get to Athens too. - Yeah, maybe.
1265	01:21:31,553	01:21:33,966	Look, don't say anything to the others. It'll only upset 'em.	Look, don't say anything to the others. It'll only upset 'em.
1266	01:21:34,973	01:21:36,339	- [Sandy] Donald? - Yeah?	- [Sandy] Donald? - Yeah?
1267	01:21:36,433	01:21:39,016	- Can we have tea now we've stopped? - Yeah, we may as well.	- Can we have tea now we've stopped? - Yeah, we may as well.
1268	01:21:39,103	01:21:40,469	Oh, who's a darling?	Oh, who's a darling?
1269	01:21:41,438	01:21:42,438	Sustenance.	Sustenance.
1270	01:21:42,523	01:21:44,751	Come on, girls, what fabulous dish have you prepared for our tea?	Come on, girls, what fabulous dish have you prepared for our tea?
1271	01:21:44,775	01:21:48,189	Well, we were going to have sandwiches, but we're short of one vital ingredient.	Well, we were going to have sandwiches, but we're short of one vital ingredient.
1272	01:21:48,278	01:21:52,818	- Yeah, what's that? - [girls] Who forgot to buy the bread?	- Yeah, what's that? - [girls] Who forgot to buy the bread?
1273	01:21:53,700	01:21:54,781	- Oh! - Oh!	- Oh! - Oh!
1274	01:21:54,868	01:21:56,700	Maybe there's a supermarket near.	Maybe there's a supermarket near.
1275	01:21:56,787	01:21:58,904	Eh! Would you get a load of little Bo-Peep out there.	Eh! Would you get a load of little Bo-Peep out there.
1276	01:21:58,997	01:22:00,363	- Where? - Look.	- Where? - Look.
1277	01:22:00,457	01:22:02,449	- Sheep. - Little darling.	- Sheep. - Little darling.
1278	01:22:02,543	01:22:05,160	Eh, maybe she could direct us to the nearest loaf of bread.	Eh, maybe she could direct us to the nearest loaf of bread.
1279	01:22:05,254	01:22:07,496	- Maybe. Come on, let's go. - [Charlie barks]	- Maybe. Come on, let's go. - [Charlie barks]
1280	01:22:07,589	01:22:10,252	No, stay with us, Charlie.	No, stay with us, Charlie.
1281	01:22:10,342	01:22:12,755	[Steve] Stay there, Charlie, look after the girls.	[Steve] Stay there, Charlie, look after the girls.
1282	01:22:13,679	01:22:16,672	Oh, wait a minute. What's Yugoslavian for bread?	Oh, wait a minute. What's Yugoslavian for bread?
1283	01:22:16,765	01:22:18,222	Oh, hang on.	Oh, hang on.
1284	01:22:19,101	01:22:21,181	Here's a guidebook. The thingamajigs are at the back.	Here's a guidebook. The thingamajigs are at the back.
1285	01:22:22,271	01:22:24,479	- [Sandy] See you, bye! - [Angie] Don't be long!	- [Sandy] See you, bye! - [Angie] Don't be long!
1286	01:22:27,151	01:22:28,687	[Don] Hey!	[Don] Hey!
1287	01:22:28,777	01:22:30,689	- [Cyril] Hey, lady! - [Don] Hey! Hey!	- [Cyril] Hey, lady! - [Don] Hey! Hey!
1288	01:22:30,779	01:22:33,567	[all shouting]	[all shouting]
1289	01:22:33,657	01:22:35,398	Here, come back!	Here, come back!
1290	01:22:38,495	01:22:39,656	Hey!	Hey!
1291	01:22:39,746	01:22:41,362	Hey, wait a minute!	Hey, wait a minute!
1292	01:22:41,457	01:22:43,073	- [all shouting] - Ow!	- [all shouting] - Ow!
1293	01:22:57,473	01:22:59,135	- Come back! - Come back!	- Come back! - Come back!
1294	01:22:59,224	01:23:02,183	[Cyril] Relax! We don't want anything. Look!	[Cyril] Relax! We don't want anything. Look!
1295	01:23:02,269	01:23:04,306	We just want to buy some bread.	We just want to buy some bread.
1296	01:23:04,396	01:23:05,887	- Bread? - She doesn't understand.	- Bread? - She doesn't understand.
1297	01:23:05,981	01:23:08,143	- She looks scared to death. - Oh, she's frightened.	- She looks scared to death. - Oh, she's frightened.
1298	01:23:08,233	01:23:11,476	Don't be afraid. We no hurty.	Don't be afraid. We no hurty.
1299	01:23:11,570	01:23:14,062	- We friends. - Friends!	- We friends. - Friends!
1300	01:23:14,156	01:23:17,115	Me Tarzan, you Jane.	Me Tarzan, you Jane.
1301	01:23:17,201	01:23:19,989	- Oh, she's not with it. - Actions speak louder than words.	- Oh, she's not with it. - Actions speak louder than words.
1302	01:23:22,789	01:23:24,451	- Whoa! - [she laughs]	- Whoa! - [she laughs]
1303	01:23:24,541	01:23:27,079	[they all laugh]	[they all laugh]
1304	01:23:28,378	01:23:31,166	- [she sobs] - Oh, don't cry.	- [she sobs] - Oh, don't cry.
1305	01:23:31,256	01:23:33,543	- Sing to her, sing to her. - What for?	- Sing to her, sing to her. - What for?
1306	01:23:33,634	01:23:36,529	Well, then she'll know you're a friend. Your enemies don't sing to you, do they?	Well, then she'll know you're a friend. Your enemies don't sing to you, do they?
1307	01:23:36,553	01:23:38,364	- Well, what will I sing? - Well, it doesn't matter.	- Well, what will I sing? - Well, it doesn't matter.
1308	01:23:38,388	01:23:40,926	She won't understand you. Just sing something friendly.	She won't understand you. Just sing something friendly.
1309	01:23:41,016	01:23:44,100	Come on. He sings you something friendly. Nice song, yes!	Come on. He sings you something friendly. Nice song, yes!
1310	01:23:44,186	01:23:45,927	Yeah, come on, up.	Yeah, come on, up.
1311	01:23:46,021	01:23:47,603	[rock 'n' roll music plays]	[rock 'n' roll music plays]
1312	01:23:47,689	01:23:50,306	♪ You must have heard of a little Bo-Peep ♪	♪ You must have heard of a little Bo-Peep ♪
1313	01:23:50,400	01:23:52,608	♪ She was the gal with all the sheep ♪	♪ She was the gal with all the sheep ♪
1314	01:23:52,694	01:23:55,311	♪ Well, one day, it's a sad to say ♪	♪ Well, one day, it's a sad to say ♪
1315	01:23:55,405	01:23:58,273	♪ Her sheep all ran away ♪	♪ Her sheep all ran away ♪
1316	01:23:58,367	01:24:01,201	♪ She was lonely and she was blue ♪	♪ She was lonely and she was blue ♪
1317	01:24:01,286	01:24:03,619	♪ She was sad and crying too ♪	♪ She was sad and crying too ♪
1318	01:24:03,705	01:24:05,992	♪ So I told her what to do ♪	♪ So I told her what to do ♪
1319	01:24:06,083	01:24:09,042	♪ I said, "Put on your dancing shoes" ♪	♪ I said, "Put on your dancing shoes" ♪
1320	01:24:09,127	01:24:11,494	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1321	01:24:12,297	01:24:14,334	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1322	01:24:15,008	01:24:17,170	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1323	01:24:17,261	01:24:20,049	- ♪ Dance away your blues ♪ - Whoa! Whoa!	- ♪ Dance away your blues ♪ - Whoa! Whoa!
1324	01:24:21,223	01:24:24,057	- Whoops! Hey, hey! - Try something else.	- Whoops! Hey, hey! - Try something else.
1325	01:24:24,142	01:24:25,678	I'll try another.	I'll try another.
1326	01:24:25,769	01:24:28,056	♪ A friend of mine had an accident ♪	♪ A friend of mine had an accident ♪
1327	01:24:28,146	01:24:30,809	♪ Laughed so hard, off the wall he went ♪	♪ Laughed so hard, off the wall he went ♪
1328	01:24:30,899	01:24:33,516	♪ Humpty Dumpty was his name ♪	♪ Humpty Dumpty was his name ♪
1329	01:24:33,610	01:24:36,478	♪ I guess you've heard the same ♪	♪ I guess you've heard the same ♪
1330	01:24:36,572	01:24:39,235	♪ He was lying on the ground ♪	♪ He was lying on the ground ♪
1331	01:24:39,324	01:24:42,032	♪ Bits and pieces all around ♪	♪ Bits and pieces all around ♪
1332	01:24:42,119	01:24:43,985	♪ So I told him what to do ♪	♪ So I told him what to do ♪
1333	01:24:44,079	01:24:46,992	♪ I said, "Put on your dancing shoes" ♪	♪ I said, "Put on your dancing shoes" ♪
1334	01:24:47,541	01:24:49,578	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1335	01:24:50,210	01:24:52,167	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1336	01:24:52,921	01:24:55,129	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1337	01:24:55,215	01:24:58,128	♪ Dance away your blues ♪	♪ Dance away your blues ♪
1338	01:24:59,094	01:25:00,255	Hey, hang on!	Hey, hang on!
1339	01:25:02,347	01:25:03,554	♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪	♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
1340	01:25:03,640	01:25:06,383	♪ I'm sure you know about Jack and Jill ♪	♪ I'm sure you know about Jack and Jill ♪
1341	01:25:06,476	01:25:09,093	♪ They're the ones that went up the hill ♪	♪ They're the ones that went up the hill ♪
1342	01:25:09,187	01:25:11,474	♪ Jack fell down and a broke his crown ♪	♪ Jack fell down and a broke his crown ♪
1343	01:25:11,565	01:25:14,478	♪ And Jill came tumbling after ♪	♪ And Jill came tumbling after ♪
1344	01:25:14,568	01:25:17,106	♪ What a noise their crying made ♪	♪ What a noise their crying made ♪
1345	01:25:17,195	01:25:19,858	♪ It was a-ringing through the glade ♪	♪ It was a-ringing through the glade ♪
1346	01:25:19,948	01:25:22,031	♪ So I told them what to do ♪	♪ So I told them what to do ♪
1347	01:25:22,117	01:25:25,326	♪ And I changed their tears to laughter ♪	♪ And I changed their tears to laughter ♪
1348	01:25:25,412	01:25:27,199	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1349	01:25:28,123	01:25:30,160	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1350	01:25:30,876	01:25:32,913	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1351	01:25:33,003	01:25:35,461	♪ Dance away your blues ♪	♪ Dance away your blues ♪
1352	01:25:35,547	01:25:38,756	♪ Mm, put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Mm, put on your dancing shoes ♪
1353	01:25:38,842	01:25:41,550	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪
1354	01:25:41,637	01:25:47,099	♪ Put on your dancing shoes Yeah, yeah! ♪	♪ Put on your dancing shoes Yeah, yeah! ♪
1355	01:25:47,184	01:25:51,178	Quick, while we've got her in a good mood, what's the Yugoslavian for bread.	Quick, while we've got her in a good mood, what's the Yugoslavian for bread.
1356	01:25:52,856	01:25:57,442	Nèvjesta!	Nèvjesta!
1357	01:25:57,527	01:26:01,146	[all shouting]	[all shouting]
1358	01:26:01,239	01:26:03,196	- Enough for eight. - Nèvjesta!	- Enough for eight. - Nèvjesta!
1359	01:26:03,283	01:26:05,400	- Nèvjesta! - Nèvjesta!	- Nèvjesta! - Nèvjesta!
1360	01:26:05,494	01:26:07,907	Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta!	Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta!
1361	01:26:07,996	01:26:10,579	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
1362	01:26:10,666	01:26:13,830	[girl] Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta!	[girl] Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta!
1363	01:26:13,919	01:26:16,036	[girl laughs]	[girl laughs]
1364	01:26:16,129	01:26:21,341	[excited chatter]	[excited chatter]
1365	01:26:39,569	01:26:42,903	[girl] Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta!	[girl] Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta!
1366	01:26:42,989	01:26:45,948	Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta!	Nèvjesta! Nèvjesta!
1367	01:26:55,919	01:26:58,878	Oh, well... Not too much though. Enough for eight.	Oh, well... Not too much though. Enough for eight.
1368	01:27:02,259	01:27:04,467	Are you sure nèvjesta means bread?	Are you sure nèvjesta means bread?
1369	01:27:08,432	01:27:10,094	Hey, Don.	Hey, Don.
1370	01:27:11,893	01:27:13,384	Bread is hleb.	Bread is hleb.
1371	01:27:13,478	01:27:15,765	[cheering]	[cheering]
1372	01:27:15,856	01:27:18,644	Well, what does n èvjesta mean then?	Well, what does n èvjesta mean then?
1373	01:27:18,734	01:27:21,147	- Bride. - Bride?!	- Bride. - Bride?!
1374	01:27:21,236	01:27:22,898	Oh, let's get out of here. Ooh!	Oh, let's get out of here. Ooh!
1375	01:27:22,988	01:27:25,196	[he speaks Serbo-Croat]	[he speaks Serbo-Croat]
1376	01:27:25,282	01:27:28,195	[excited shouting and whistling]	[excited shouting and whistling]
1377	01:27:28,285	01:27:31,198	[dramatic music]	[dramatic music]
1378	01:27:41,548	01:27:42,664	Oi!	Oi!
1379	01:27:59,608	01:28:02,442	[fanfare]	[fanfare]
1380	01:28:11,870	01:28:14,032	[laughter]	[laughter]
1381	01:28:16,625	01:28:18,582	[all] Aaah!	[all] Aaah!
1382	01:28:32,390	01:28:34,677	[traditional music plays]	[traditional music plays]
1383	01:28:40,315	01:28:41,315	Ooh!	Ooh!
1384	01:29:10,720	01:29:11,720	Ooh!	Ooh!
1385	01:30:20,290	01:30:23,704	- Any sign of them yet? - No, and it'll be dark soon.	- Any sign of them yet? - No, and it'll be dark soon.
1386	01:30:23,793	01:30:26,080	- They've been gone almost an hour. - An hour?!	- They've been gone almost an hour. - An hour?!
1387	01:30:26,171	01:30:28,413	Oh, those poor boys will be so hungry.	Oh, those poor boys will be so hungry.
1388	01:30:49,903	01:30:52,862	[he speaks Serbo-Croat]	[he speaks Serbo-Croat]
1389	01:30:52,948	01:30:54,655	[cheering]	[cheering]
1390	01:30:54,741	01:30:56,277	[crockery smashing]	[crockery smashing]
1391	01:30:58,745	01:31:01,158	I told you we should've gone to Blackpool!	I told you we should've gone to Blackpool!
1392	01:31:02,916	01:31:05,499	Hey, hey, hey! Keep moving, fellas! Keep moving, fellas!	Hey, hey, hey! Keep moving, fellas! Keep moving, fellas!
1393	01:31:05,585	01:31:11,798	Hey, hey, hey!	Hey, hey, hey!
1394	01:31:12,592	01:31:16,461	Hey, hey, hey!	Hey, hey, hey!
1395	01:31:23,895	01:31:25,511	I've got an idea!	I've got an idea!
1396	01:31:26,606	01:31:28,313	What is it?	What is it?
1397	01:31:29,734	01:31:31,441	- Boom! - That's it!	- Boom! - That's it!
1398	01:31:31,528	01:31:33,235	Ha-ha!	Ha-ha!
1399	01:31:35,532	01:31:36,366	Hey!	Hey!
1400	01:31:36,367	01:31:37,823	- Oh! - Oh!	- Oh! - Oh!
1401	01:31:39,202	01:31:41,615	- Hey, get out! - [all shouting]	- Hey, get out! - [all shouting]
1402	01:31:42,956	01:31:44,572	I'll see you.	I'll see you.
1403	01:31:57,095	01:31:58,256	[gunshots ping]	[gunshots ping]
1404	01:32:11,526	01:32:13,313	[gunshots ping]	[gunshots ping]
1405	01:32:13,403	01:32:16,191	- We'll never make Athens in time! - Oh yes, we will.	- We'll never make Athens in time! - Oh yes, we will.
1406	01:32:16,281	01:32:18,147	Hold on to your safety belts!	Hold on to your safety belts!
1407	01:32:19,993	01:32:22,736	[gunshots ping]	[gunshots ping]
1408	01:32:30,211	01:32:31,497	[brakes squeal]	[brakes squeal]
1409	01:32:55,779	01:32:57,862	- [excited chatter] - Oh, we made it!	- [excited chatter] - Oh, we made it!
1410	01:33:01,701	01:33:05,445	[press clamouring]	[press clamouring]
1411	01:33:08,124	01:33:10,411	[Cyril] What's all this?	[Cyril] What's all this?
1412	01:33:10,502	01:33:12,209	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
1413	01:33:12,295	01:33:14,036	Excuse me. Excuse me.	Excuse me. Excuse me.
1414	01:33:14,130	01:33:16,122	Donald Preston?	Donald Preston?
1415	01:33:16,216	01:33:18,708	- Er, yes. - Oh, congratulations.	- Er, yes. - Oh, congratulations.
1416	01:33:18,802	01:33:20,759	Well done indeed, I must say.	Well done indeed, I must say.
1417	01:33:20,845	01:33:23,553	My name's Wrightmore. I'm with the British Consul here.	My name's Wrightmore. I'm with the British Consul here.
1418	01:33:23,640	01:33:25,427	If there's anything I can do to help.	If there's anything I can do to help.
1419	01:33:25,517	01:33:27,828	What's all this about? I mean... I mean, how did you know we were coming?	What's all this about? I mean... I mean, how did you know we were coming?
1420	01:33:27,852	01:33:29,889	Well, actually, you've made quite a sensation.	Well, actually, you've made quite a sensation.
1421	01:33:29,979	01:33:32,312	The sight of a London bus travelling on the Continent	The sight of a London bus travelling on the Continent
1422	01:33:32,398	01:33:35,812	has aroused tremendous curiosity and the press are playing it big.	has aroused tremendous curiosity and the press are playing it big.
1423	01:33:35,902	01:33:38,360	We've all been trying to follow your course.	We've all been trying to follow your course.
1424	01:33:38,446	01:33:41,234	- Well, here's yesterday's Daily Mail. - Oh, it's us. Look, Steve.	- Well, here's yesterday's Daily Mail. - Oh, it's us. Look, Steve.
1425	01:33:41,324	01:33:43,737	"That London bus operated by four young mechanics	"That London bus operated by four young mechanics
1426	01:33:43,827	01:33:45,659	would seem to be making its way to Greece.	would seem to be making its way to Greece.
1427	01:33:45,745	01:33:48,112	A trio of singers known as Do, Re And Mi...	A trio of singers known as Do, Re And Mi...
1428	01:33:48,206	01:33:50,448	are known to be aboard the bus,	are known to be aboard the bus,
1429	01:33:50,542	01:33:52,283	as well as an unidentified American girl."	as well as an unidentified American girl."
1430	01:33:52,377	01:33:54,084	[brakes squeal]	[brakes squeal]
1431	01:33:56,673	01:33:58,460	Come on! Come on!	Come on! Come on!
1432	01:34:03,972	01:34:06,430	"The bus was last seen... Continued page three."	"The bus was last seen... Continued page three."
1433	01:34:06,516	01:34:07,927	Oh, quick!	Oh, quick!
1434	01:34:17,944	01:34:19,355	There they are!	There they are!
1435	01:34:19,445	01:34:22,859	I want those people arrested for the kidnapping of Barbara Winters!	I want those people arrested for the kidnapping of Barbara Winters!
1436	01:34:26,995	01:34:29,578	[Cyril] What's this about? This is ridiculous!	[Cyril] What's this about? This is ridiculous!
1437	01:34:29,664	01:34:32,031	- [Cyril] Who are these people? - [Sandy] Stop it!	- [Cyril] Who are these people? - [Sandy] Stop it!
1438	01:34:32,125	01:34:35,038	[Stella] Baby! Baby!	[Stella] Baby! Baby!
1439	01:34:35,128	01:34:37,336	Mother, what on earth are you doing?	Mother, what on earth are you doing?
1440	01:34:37,422	01:34:39,914	A million dollars' worth of publicity.	A million dollars' worth of publicity.
1441	01:34:40,008	01:34:42,421	I swear I didn't know anything about this, Don.	I swear I didn't know anything about this, Don.
1442	01:34:42,510	01:34:44,502	Oh, sure! Just do me a favour.	Oh, sure! Just do me a favour.
1443	01:34:44,596	01:34:46,679	The next time you want to travel, take a plane.	The next time you want to travel, take a plane.
1444	01:34:46,764	01:34:50,428	Don't worry! There must be some mistake! I'll get you out!	Don't worry! There must be some mistake! I'll get you out!
1445	01:35:07,243	01:35:09,280	Well, at least we'll be comfortable till the trial.	Well, at least we'll be comfortable till the trial.
1446	01:35:09,370	01:35:10,861	Yeah, it's alright.	Yeah, it's alright.
1447	01:35:11,873	01:35:12,989	Nice.	Nice.
1448	01:35:13,082	01:35:14,368	Girls?	Girls?
1449	01:35:14,459	01:35:17,247	The boys and I would like to say that... Well, we're sorry, aren't we?	The boys and I would like to say that... Well, we're sorry, aren't we?
1450	01:35:17,337	01:35:18,794	- Yeah. - What for?	- Yeah. - What for?
1451	01:35:18,880	01:35:21,901	Well, if you'd caught your train, you'd be working instead of facing a kidnap charge.	Well, if you'd caught your train, you'd be working instead of facing a kidnap charge.
1452	01:35:21,925	01:35:24,588	Oh, boys. The girls and I would like to say,	Oh, boys. The girls and I would like to say,
1453	01:35:24,677	01:35:26,614	we wouldn't have missed it for the world, would we?	we wouldn't have missed it for the world, would we?
1454	01:35:26,638	01:35:27,596	- No. - There.	- No. - There.
1455	01:35:27,597	01:35:30,465	- I'll see you later. - Don, where you going?	- I'll see you later. - Don, where you going?
1456	01:35:30,558	01:35:32,800	Nowhere. I just want to get some fresh air.	Nowhere. I just want to get some fresh air.
1457	01:35:32,894	01:35:34,851	Oh, I wonder what it'll be like to sleep	Oh, I wonder what it'll be like to sleep
1458	01:35:34,896	01:35:37,013	without stopping for red lights all the time.	without stopping for red lights all the time.
1459	01:35:37,106	01:35:39,143	I wonder what's happened to Don?	I wonder what's happened to Don?
1460	01:35:39,234	01:35:41,271	Don's got an acute case of the blues	Don's got an acute case of the blues
1461	01:35:41,361	01:35:43,721	and I think we should just let him get it out of his system.	and I think we should just let him get it out of his system.
1462	01:35:46,866	01:35:49,609	[romantic music plays]	[romantic music plays]
1463	01:35:55,750	01:35:58,743	♪ They say I'll love again someday ♪	♪ They say I'll love again someday ♪
1464	01:35:58,836	01:36:01,874	♪ A truer love will come my way ♪	♪ A truer love will come my way ♪
1465	01:36:03,383	01:36:06,626	♪ The next time ♪	♪ The next time ♪
1466	01:36:07,929	01:36:10,842	♪ But after you there'll never be ♪	♪ But after you there'll never be ♪
1467	01:36:10,932	01:36:16,803	♪ A next time for me ♪	♪ A next time for me ♪
1468	01:36:20,024	01:36:23,017	♪ They say that I'll find happiness ♪	♪ They say that I'll find happiness ♪
1469	01:36:23,111	01:36:26,229	♪ In someone else's warm caress ♪	♪ In someone else's warm caress ♪
1470	01:36:27,740	01:36:31,108	♪ The next time ♪	♪ The next time ♪
1471	01:36:32,328	01:36:35,196	♪ I'll soon forget your kiss ♪	♪ I'll soon forget your kiss ♪
1472	01:36:35,290	01:36:38,454	♪ And heartaches such as this ♪	♪ And heartaches such as this ♪
1473	01:36:38,543	01:36:43,538	♪ Will just be ancient history ♪	♪ Will just be ancient history ♪
1474	01:36:44,716	01:36:47,834	♪ They say that I'm a fool to weep ♪	♪ They say that I'm a fool to weep ♪
1475	01:36:47,927	01:36:51,341	♪ That I won't go on losing sleep ♪	♪ That I won't go on losing sleep ♪
1476	01:36:52,515	01:36:55,804	♪ The next time ♪	♪ The next time ♪
1477	01:36:57,020	01:37:00,184	♪ That someone else will mend the heart ♪	♪ That someone else will mend the heart ♪
1478	01:37:00,273	01:37:03,016	♪ You've broken ♪	♪ You've broken ♪
1479	01:37:03,109	01:37:06,978	♪ In two ♪	♪ In two ♪
1480	01:37:08,865	01:37:15,328	♪ But how can I fall in love ♪	♪ But how can I fall in love ♪
1481	01:37:16,122	01:37:19,081	♪ The next time ♪	♪ The next time ♪
1482	01:37:22,003	01:37:24,916	♪ When I'm still so very much ♪	♪ When I'm still so very much ♪
1483	01:37:25,006	01:37:28,170	♪ In love ♪	♪ In love ♪
1484	01:37:28,259	01:37:31,673	♪ With you? ♪	♪ With you? ♪
1485	01:37:34,265	01:37:37,474	♪ They say that I'm a fool to weep ♪	♪ They say that I'm a fool to weep ♪
1486	01:37:37,560	01:37:40,769	♪ That I won't go on losing sleep ♪	♪ That I won't go on losing sleep ♪
1487	01:37:42,148	01:37:45,141	♪ The next time ♪	♪ The next time ♪
1488	01:37:46,736	01:37:49,820	♪ That someone else will mend the heart ♪	♪ That someone else will mend the heart ♪
1489	01:37:49,906	01:37:52,865	♪ You've broken ♪	♪ You've broken ♪
1490	01:37:52,950	01:37:57,741	♪ In two ♪	♪ In two ♪
1491	01:37:58,790	01:38:05,128	♪ But how can I fall in love ♪	♪ But how can I fall in love ♪
1492	01:38:05,213	01:38:09,048	♪ The next time ♪	♪ The next time ♪
1493	01:38:11,677	01:38:17,264	♪ When I'm still so very much in love ♪	♪ When I'm still so very much in love ♪
1494	01:38:17,350	01:38:20,764	♪ With you? ♪	♪ With you? ♪
1495	01:38:24,023	01:38:29,690	♪ When I'm still so very much in love ♪	♪ When I'm still so very much in love ♪
1496	01:38:29,779	01:38:33,819	♪ With you? ♪	♪ With you? ♪
1497	01:38:37,954	01:38:39,741	You've been ages!	You've been ages!
1498	01:38:39,831	01:38:42,198	- Clap hands, here comes Charlie. - Where have you been?	- Clap hands, here comes Charlie. - Where have you been?
1499	01:38:42,291	01:38:43,907	- Oh, just walking. - [knocking on door]	- Oh, just walking. - [knocking on door]
1500	01:38:44,001	01:38:46,789	- Well, who's that then? - Must be the house detective.	- Well, who's that then? - Must be the house detective.
1501	01:38:46,879	01:38:49,246	- Mr Wrightmore. - Everything alright?	- Mr Wrightmore. - Everything alright?
1502	01:38:49,340	01:38:51,700	- [Sandy] Oh, yes. - Depends on what you mean by everything.	- [Sandy] Oh, yes. - Depends on what you mean by everything.
1503	01:38:51,759	01:38:54,172	- A cable came for you this morning. - Hey, what is it?	- A cable came for you this morning. - Hey, what is it?
1504	01:38:56,305	01:38:59,889	"Your request for additional buses for your project approved." Stop.	"Your request for additional buses for your project approved." Stop.
1505	01:38:59,976	01:39:02,059	"We will give you all the support we can." Stop.	"We will give you all the support we can." Stop.
1506	01:39:02,145	01:39:05,065	"Very proud of you all." Stop. Signed Onslow Harbour for London Transport.	"Very proud of you all." Stop. Signed Onslow Harbour for London Transport.
1507	01:39:05,148	01:39:08,186	If we had all those buses, maybe I could drive!	If we had all those buses, maybe I could drive!
1508	01:39:08,276	01:39:11,485	Maybe, Edwin. All the way to the local jail.	Maybe, Edwin. All the way to the local jail.
1509	01:39:11,571	01:39:13,187	Ooh, yeah.	Ooh, yeah.
1510	01:39:13,281	01:39:16,740	Just wait till they hear that we've been accused of kidnapping our first passenger.	Just wait till they hear that we've been accused of kidnapping our first passenger.
1511	01:39:16,826	01:39:18,112	Look, Mr Wrightmore,	Look, Mr Wrightmore,
1512	01:39:18,202	01:39:21,570	we never kidnapped that girl. She boarded the bus of her own accord.	we never kidnapped that girl. She boarded the bus of her own accord.
1513	01:39:22,540	01:39:24,532	Her mother must be suffering from delusions.	Her mother must be suffering from delusions.
1514	01:39:24,625	01:39:27,333	Yes, you're not far wrong. I've just been talking to Mrs Winters.	Yes, you're not far wrong. I've just been talking to Mrs Winters.
1515	01:39:27,420	01:39:28,939	They're both of them just down the corridor.	They're both of them just down the corridor.
1516	01:39:28,963	01:39:32,582	Well, she's having a press conference in the ballroom at six.	Well, she's having a press conference in the ballroom at six.
1517	01:39:32,675	01:39:35,588	- What's Barbara's room number? - Er, 483, I think.	- What's Barbara's room number? - Er, 483, I think.
1518	01:39:35,678	01:39:37,886	- Thank you, Mr Wrightmore. - Here, Don...	- Thank you, Mr Wrightmore. - Here, Don...
1519	01:39:52,069	01:39:53,605	- Who is it? - Me.	- Who is it? - Me.
1520	01:39:57,492	01:39:59,950	- Go away! - Not on your life.	- Go away! - Not on your life.
1521	01:40:02,121	01:40:04,641	Now you listen here to me, Miss Barbara Winters, if that's your real name.	Now you listen here to me, Miss Barbara Winters, if that's your real name.
1522	01:40:04,665	01:40:06,873	I don't care what you've done or why you did it.	I don't care what you've done or why you did it.
1523	01:40:06,959	01:40:09,292	The fact is, I'm in love with you.	The fact is, I'm in love with you.
1524	01:40:10,546	01:40:11,878	Don!	Don!
1525	01:40:11,964	01:40:14,877	Of course, I realise it was nothing but a publicity stunt for you.	Of course, I realise it was nothing but a publicity stunt for you.
1526	01:40:15,843	01:40:18,927	What beats me is why you didn't go the whole hog and marry me.	What beats me is why you didn't go the whole hog and marry me.
1527	01:40:19,013	01:40:22,882	- Yes, I'd love to! - Now that would be a great story.	- Yes, I'd love to! - Now that would be a great story.
1528	01:40:22,975	01:40:25,638	Big American star marries bus mechanic.	Big American star marries bus mechanic.
1529	01:40:25,728	01:40:27,435	- I'd love to. - I can see it now.	- I'd love to. - I can see it now.
1530	01:40:27,522	01:40:29,684	Ten-inch banner headlines.	Ten-inch banner headlines.
1531	01:40:32,068	01:40:33,149	What did you say?	What did you say?
1532	01:40:33,236	01:40:35,694	I said I'd love to marry you.	I said I'd love to marry you.
1533	01:40:37,114	01:40:39,106	- Barbara. - I love you.	- Barbara. - I love you.
1534	01:40:41,536	01:40:44,153	- Shouldn't you open the door? - She's locked me in.	- Shouldn't you open the door? - She's locked me in.
1535	01:40:45,790	01:40:47,281	It isn't any good.	It isn't any good.
1536	01:40:47,375	01:40:50,103	She says that if I ever see you again, she'll put you and the others in jail,	She says that if I ever see you again, she'll put you and the others in jail,
1537	01:40:50,127	01:40:52,665	- for years and years. - Leave me to deal with your mother.	- for years and years. - Leave me to deal with your mother.
1538	01:40:53,506	01:40:55,748	- But you don't know her. - I'll see to her.	- But you don't know her. - I'll see to her.
1539	01:40:57,218	01:41:00,552	- Oh, Don, you don't know what she can do. - I said, I'll deal with your mother.	- Oh, Don, you don't know what she can do. - I said, I'll deal with your mother.
1540	01:41:06,435	01:41:09,143	- Don't go away now! - I won't. But, Don...	- Don't go away now! - I won't. But, Don...
1541	01:41:09,230	01:41:11,813	[press clamouring]	[press clamouring]
1542	01:41:24,370	01:41:26,532	Alright, quiet now! Quiet, please, quiet!	Alright, quiet now! Quiet, please, quiet!
1543	01:41:26,622	01:41:29,205	Take your seats, please. Take your seats, please. Hi, Charlie.	Take your seats, please. Take your seats, please. Hi, Charlie.
1544	01:41:29,292	01:41:31,454	Thank you. Thank you very much.	Thank you. Thank you very much.
1545	01:41:31,544	01:41:34,708	I got you all here today to give you the lowdown on this story.	I got you all here today to give you the lowdown on this story.
1546	01:41:34,797	01:41:37,540	It's not a very pretty story. It's a bit rugged.	It's not a very pretty story. It's a bit rugged.
1547	01:41:37,633	01:41:41,843	Still, it's kind of a beautiful story at that because it concerns a mother.	Still, it's kind of a beautiful story at that because it concerns a mother.
1548	01:41:41,929	01:41:45,673	Not just a mother, but an American mother.	Not just a mother, but an American mother.
1549	01:41:45,766	01:41:48,099	And here she is, that self-same American mother,	And here she is, that self-same American mother,
1550	01:41:48,185	01:41:50,928	the very beautiful and charming Stella Winters.	the very beautiful and charming Stella Winters.
1551	01:41:51,022	01:41:52,729	[applause]	[applause]
1552	01:41:52,815	01:41:54,351	Thank you, thank you.	Thank you, thank you.
1553	01:41:54,442	01:41:56,900	Ladies and gentlemen of the press,	Ladies and gentlemen of the press,
1554	01:41:56,986	01:41:59,854	my story begins seven days ago.	my story begins seven days ago.
1555	01:41:59,947	01:42:02,030	Not a long time, you'll say.	Not a long time, you'll say.
1556	01:42:02,116	01:42:05,405	But a whole lifetime for a mother whose daughter has been kidnapped.	But a whole lifetime for a mother whose daughter has been kidnapped.
1557	01:42:08,581	01:42:10,038	Come on!	Come on!
1558	01:42:10,124	01:42:11,124	Barbara!	Barbara!
1559	01:42:12,752	01:42:15,606	The boys will get you out. I've got to go. I've got an important date with the press.	The boys will get you out. I've got to go. I've got an important date with the press.
1560	01:42:15,630	01:42:16,916	- Get weaving, Steve. - Crazy.	- Get weaving, Steve. - Crazy.
1561	01:42:17,006	01:42:19,443	- Come on, Cyril, you're the smallest. - Yeah, but you're the strongest.	- Come on, Cyril, you're the smallest. - Yeah, but you're the strongest.
1562	01:42:19,467	01:42:22,255	- Edwin. - No, fellas! No, fellas! Mind the suit!	- Edwin. - No, fellas! No, fellas! Mind the suit!
1563	01:42:22,345	01:42:23,881	Oh, careful! Oop!	Oh, careful! Oop!
1564	01:42:23,971	01:42:25,883	- Come on, get in! - I'm not used to heights!	- Come on, get in! - I'm not used to heights!
1565	01:42:25,973	01:42:27,259	Cyril!	Cyril!
1566	01:42:29,518	01:42:30,554	Cyril?	Cyril?
1567	01:42:30,645	01:42:33,183	- You pushed. - Oh, Cyril!	- You pushed. - Oh, Cyril!
1568	01:42:33,272	01:42:35,013	- [all complaining] - What are you doing?	- [all complaining] - What are you doing?
1569	01:42:35,107	01:42:38,817	Hurry up, we haven't got all day. Right, careful. Come on.	Hurry up, we haven't got all day. Right, careful. Come on.
1570	01:42:38,903	01:42:41,020	- Come on. - Ow!	- Come on. - Ow!
1571	01:42:41,113	01:42:42,695	Am I hurting you, Cyril?	Am I hurting you, Cyril?
1572	01:42:42,782	01:42:44,364	No! No.	No! No.
1573	01:42:47,995	01:42:50,612	- We've got ya! - That's it. That's it.	- We've got ya! - That's it. That's it.
1574	01:42:50,706	01:42:52,163	- You OK, Barbara? - I think so.	- You OK, Barbara? - I think so.
1575	01:42:52,249	01:42:54,206	- Right, let's go. - Hey, fellas!	- Right, let's go. - Hey, fellas!
1576	01:42:55,127	01:42:56,288	- Oh. - Fellas.	- Oh. - Fellas.
1577	01:42:56,379	01:42:58,120	We'll catch you.	We'll catch you.
1578	01:43:03,177	01:43:04,384	Oh!	Oh!
1579	01:43:04,470	01:43:08,259	Finally, here in Athens, I caught up with those hoodlums.	Finally, here in Athens, I caught up with those hoodlums.
1580	01:43:08,974	01:43:12,684	And now my lovely daughter, Barbara, is back with me.	And now my lovely daughter, Barbara, is back with me.
1581	01:43:12,770	01:43:15,513	Right now, I ask only one thing.	Right now, I ask only one thing.
1582	01:43:15,606	01:43:18,724	I'd like to meet up with one of those hoodlums face to face.	I'd like to meet up with one of those hoodlums face to face.
1583	01:43:18,818	01:43:21,060	Well, that shouldn't be difficult. I'm one of them.	Well, that shouldn't be difficult. I'm one of them.
1584	01:43:21,153	01:43:23,520	- This is a hood? - You?!	- This is a hood? - You?!
1585	01:43:23,614	01:43:25,856	You've got a nerve turning up here!	You've got a nerve turning up here!
1586	01:43:25,950	01:43:28,303	There are two sides to every question and I thought the gentlemen of the press	There are two sides to every question and I thought the gentlemen of the press
1587	01:43:28,327	01:43:30,114	would like to hear our side.	would like to hear our side.
1588	01:43:30,204	01:43:31,786	- It's OK. - Well, how about it?	- It's OK. - Well, how about it?
1589	01:43:31,872	01:43:34,660	Listen, kid, we're not interested in taking sides.	Listen, kid, we're not interested in taking sides.
1590	01:43:34,750	01:43:38,243	We are interested in you. You got something to say, say it.	We are interested in you. You got something to say, say it.
1591	01:43:38,337	01:43:39,873	Alright.	Alright.
1592	01:43:39,964	01:43:44,755	♪ Big news, big news ♪	♪ Big news, big news ♪
1593	01:43:44,844	01:43:47,086	♪ Have you heard the news? ♪	♪ Have you heard the news? ♪
1594	01:43:47,179	01:43:49,171	♪ Here's some news to hit the headlines ♪	♪ Here's some news to hit the headlines ♪
1595	01:43:49,265	01:43:50,409	- ♪ Tell your papers ♪ - [press] What?	- ♪ Tell your papers ♪ - [press] What?
1596	01:43:50,433	01:43:53,176	- ♪ Better hold page one ♪ - [press] Sure will!	- ♪ Better hold page one ♪ - [press] Sure will!
1597	01:43:54,145	01:43:56,307	♪ Have you heard the news? ♪	♪ Have you heard the news? ♪
1598	01:43:56,397	01:43:58,514	♪ I'll give you a headline story ♪	♪ I'll give you a headline story ♪
1599	01:43:58,607	01:44:00,167	- ♪ You'll be cheering ♪ - [press] When?	- ♪ You'll be cheering ♪ - [press] When?
1600	01:44:00,192	01:44:02,058	♪ When my story's done ♪	♪ When my story's done ♪
1601	01:44:02,153	01:44:03,234	Gentlemen.	Gentlemen.
1602	01:44:03,320	01:44:07,030	♪ I want to make a statement, I want you all to hear ♪	♪ I want to make a statement, I want you all to hear ♪
1603	01:44:07,116	01:44:07,992	[press] Yes!	[press] Yes!
1604	01:44:07,993	01:44:11,987	♪ Listen closer to me for the story of the year ♪	♪ Listen closer to me for the story of the year ♪
1605	01:44:12,079	01:44:14,742	♪ I've found the plan for living ♪	♪ I've found the plan for living ♪
1606	01:44:14,832	01:44:17,449	♪ To last me all through life ♪	♪ To last me all through life ♪
1607	01:44:17,543	01:44:22,288	♪ I'm gonna take that girl of mine and then make her my wife ♪	♪ I'm gonna take that girl of mine and then make her my wife ♪
1608	01:44:22,381	01:44:24,668	- [press] That's great! - ♪ Have you heard the news? ♪	- [press] That's great! - ♪ Have you heard the news? ♪
1609	01:44:24,759	01:44:26,751	♪ Have you heard what I've been saying ♪	♪ Have you heard what I've been saying ♪
1610	01:44:26,844	01:44:30,133	♪ I've been saying that she's the girl for me ♪	♪ I've been saying that she's the girl for me ♪
1611	01:44:31,307	01:44:33,799	♪ Now here's another statement ♪	♪ Now here's another statement ♪
1612	01:44:33,893	01:44:36,226	- ♪ To all of you today ♪ - [press] Let's write it!	- ♪ To all of you today ♪ - [press] Let's write it!
1613	01:44:36,312	01:44:40,602	♪ When you get my story then print the words I say ♪	♪ When you get my story then print the words I say ♪
1614	01:44:40,691	01:44:43,149	♪ In ten-inch banner headlines ♪	♪ In ten-inch banner headlines ♪
1615	01:44:43,235	01:44:45,397	♪ For everyone to see ♪	♪ For everyone to see ♪
1616	01:44:45,488	01:44:50,199	♪ I'm gonna wed this girl of mine Cos she said she's in love with me ♪	♪ I'm gonna wed this girl of mine Cos she said she's in love with me ♪
1617	01:44:50,284	01:44:52,947	[press] Wow! ♪ Now you've heard the news ♪	[press] Wow! ♪ Now you've heard the news ♪
1618	01:44:53,037	01:44:54,949	♪ Now you've heard why I'm so happy ♪	♪ Now you've heard why I'm so happy ♪
1619	01:44:55,039	01:44:58,532	♪ I'm so happy and it's clear to see ♪	♪ I'm so happy and it's clear to see ♪
1620	01:44:58,626	01:44:59,992	[press] Great!	[press] Great!
1621	01:45:00,085	01:45:02,327	♪ Now you've heard the news ♪	♪ Now you've heard the news ♪
1622	01:45:02,421	01:45:04,378	♪ Now you've heard why I'm so happy ♪	♪ Now you've heard why I'm so happy ♪
1623	01:45:04,465	01:45:07,958	♪ I'm so happy cos she's in love with me ♪	♪ I'm so happy cos she's in love with me ♪
1624	01:45:08,052	01:45:09,384	[press] Big news, big news!	[press] Big news, big news!
1625	01:45:09,470	01:45:10,711	♪ Big news, big news ♪	♪ Big news, big news ♪
1626	01:45:10,805	01:45:12,671	I think we've got trouble.	I think we've got trouble.
1627	01:45:12,765	01:45:15,178	What did you think of that, Mrs Winters?	What did you think of that, Mrs Winters?
1628	01:45:15,267	01:45:18,476	Why, if Barbara were here, she'd tell you it's all a pack of lies.	Why, if Barbara were here, she'd tell you it's all a pack of lies.
1629	01:45:18,562	01:45:21,680	Do you mean that if Barbara really loves this guy, you'd give your consent?	Do you mean that if Barbara really loves this guy, you'd give your consent?
1630	01:45:21,774	01:45:25,939	If my daughter loved that... boy, I'd drop all charges.	If my daughter loved that... boy, I'd drop all charges.
1631	01:45:26,028	01:45:29,521	All I care about is my darling baby's happiness.	All I care about is my darling baby's happiness.
1632	01:45:29,615	01:45:31,572	Well, I do love him, Mother.	Well, I do love him, Mother.
1633	01:45:31,659	01:45:33,366	- What? - Oh...	- What? - Oh...
1634	01:45:33,452	01:45:36,820	[press clamouring]	[press clamouring]
1635	01:45:36,914	01:45:38,701	[sobbing] Oooh! Oooh!	[sobbing] Oooh! Oooh!
1636	01:45:38,791	01:45:42,330	Is it true you're in charge of taking a party of 200 London buses	Is it true you're in charge of taking a party of 200 London buses
1637	01:45:42,419	01:45:43,626	to the Riviera next year?	to the Riviera next year?
1638	01:45:43,712	01:45:45,795	200 buses?	200 buses?
1639	01:45:45,881	01:45:47,918	Will you be forming your own company soon?	Will you be forming your own company soon?
1640	01:45:48,008	01:45:51,046	He'll be big. He's going right to the top.	He'll be big. He's going right to the top.
1641	01:45:51,136	01:45:53,628	Oh, he needs someone to shape his career.	Oh, he needs someone to shape his career.
1642	01:45:54,515	01:45:57,383	Is it true you're going to form an American branch of your company?	Is it true you're going to form an American branch of your company?
1643	01:45:57,476	01:46:01,390	Jerry, there's nothing we couldn't become.	Jerry, there's nothing we couldn't become.
1644	01:46:01,480	01:46:04,063	- [harps playing] - A transport tycoon.	- [harps playing] - A transport tycoon.
1645	01:46:04,149	01:46:08,439	They'll make us a lord. We'll be presented at court.	They'll make us a lord. We'll be presented at court.
1646	01:46:08,529	01:46:11,272	- We'll curtsy. - Stella, Stella.	- We'll curtsy. - Stella, Stella.
1647	01:46:11,365	01:46:13,607	Stella, now, look, look, please.	Stella, now, look, look, please.
1648	01:46:16,996	01:46:18,487	Young man...	Young man...
1649	01:46:21,208	01:46:23,291	you may kiss me.	you may kiss me.
1650	01:46:23,377	01:46:26,415	[press clamouring]	[press clamouring]
1651	01:46:26,505	01:46:28,371	Baby, oh!	Baby, oh!
1652	01:46:33,053	01:46:34,544	Don!	Don!
1653	01:46:34,638	01:46:36,658	Oh. Well, thanks again for everything, Mr Wrightmore.	Oh. Well, thanks again for everything, Mr Wrightmore.
1654	01:46:36,682	01:46:38,344	- We'll be back as soon as we can. - Good.	- We'll be back as soon as we can. - Good.
1655	01:46:38,434	01:46:40,829	I've had a lot of requests from tourists who'd like to make this trip with you.	I've had a lot of requests from tourists who'd like to make this trip with you.
1656	01:46:40,853	01:46:43,498	Well, you can tell them that Double Decker Tours will be ready for business	Well, you can tell them that Double Decker Tours will be ready for business
1657	01:46:43,522	01:46:44,933	in about two weeks' time.	in about two weeks' time.
1658	01:46:45,024	01:46:47,168	Till then, we're gonna have the holiday we started out to have.	Till then, we're gonna have the holiday we started out to have.
1659	01:46:47,192	01:46:48,649	Good luck, Don.	Good luck, Don.
1660	01:46:49,987	01:46:53,731	[they play "Summer Holiday"]	[they play "Summer Holiday"]
1661	01:47:00,956	01:47:04,745	♪ We're all going on a summer holiday ♪	♪ We're all going on a summer holiday ♪
1662	01:47:04,835	01:47:08,249	♪ No more working for a week or two ♪	♪ No more working for a week or two ♪
1663	01:47:08,339	01:47:12,003	♪ Fun and laughter on our summer holiday ♪	♪ Fun and laughter on our summer holiday ♪
1664	01:47:12,092	01:47:16,086	♪ No more worries for me or you ♪	♪ No more worries for me or you ♪
1665	01:47:16,180	01:47:18,342	♪ For a week or two ♪	♪ For a week or two ♪
1666	01:47:19,183	01:47:22,017	♪ We're going where the sun shines brightly ♪	♪ We're going where the sun shines brightly ♪
1667	01:47:22,770	01:47:26,309	♪ We're going where the sea is blue ♪	♪ We're going where the sea is blue ♪
1668	01:47:26,398	01:47:29,357	♪ We've seen it in the movies ♪	♪ We've seen it in the movies ♪
1669	01:47:29,443	01:47:33,653	♪ Now let's see if it's true ♪	♪ Now let's see if it's true ♪
1670	01:47:33,739	01:47:37,699	♪ Everybody has a summer holiday ♪	♪ Everybody has a summer holiday ♪
1671	01:47:37,785	01:47:40,994	♪ Doing things they always wanted to ♪	♪ Doing things they always wanted to ♪
1672	01:47:41,080	01:47:44,915	♪ So we're going on a summer holiday ♪	♪ So we're going on a summer holiday ♪
1673	01:47:45,000	01:47:48,459	♪ To make our dreams come true ♪	♪ To make our dreams come true ♪
1674	01:47:48,545	01:47:51,208	♪ For me and you ♪	♪ For me and you ♪
1675	01:47:52,341	01:47:55,425	♪ For me and you ♪	♪ For me and you ♪
1676	01:47:56,553	01:48:03,553	♪ For me and you! ♪	♪ For me and you! ♪