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1 00:01:30,315 00:01:32,043 Fuck! Fuck!
2 00:01:40,058 00:01:42,670 Okay, you caught me. Okay, you caught me.
3 00:01:42,694 00:01:43,872 I mean... I mean...
4 00:01:43,896 00:01:47,075 men are not the only ones who like to whack off like zoo monkeys. men are not the only ones who like to whack off like zoo monkeys.
5 00:01:47,099 00:01:50,211 Why isn't it okay for girls to just like fucking? Why isn't it okay for girls to just like fucking?
6 00:01:50,235 00:01:53,314 If you could have sex once a week, no attachments, no expectations... If you could have sex once a week, no attachments, no expectations...
7 00:01:53,338 00:01:57,365 - ...just straight up fucking, would you? - I like fucking. - ...just straight up fucking, would you? - I like fucking.
8 00:01:57,576 00:02:00,822 I like it a lot. Who doesn't? I like it a lot. Who doesn't?
9 00:02:00,846 00:02:03,224 But people make such a big deal out of it. But people make such a big deal out of it.
10 00:02:03,248 00:02:06,628 And there's so much emphasis placed on appearance. And there's so much emphasis placed on appearance.
11 00:02:06,652 00:02:11,166 I don't know why. I've had sex with fat girls and skinny girls... I don't know why. I've had sex with fat girls and skinny girls...
12 00:02:11,190 00:02:13,521 - ...it's really all the same. - I know... - ...it's really all the same. - I know...
13 00:02:13,892 00:02:16,656 ...that everyone is a little... ...that everyone is a little...
14 00:02:16,795 00:02:20,008 ...self-conscious about how good they are in bed... ...self-conscious about how good they are in bed...
15 00:02:20,032 00:02:23,711 and I was never really, I guess, great in bed because... and I was never really, I guess, great in bed because...
16 00:02:23,735 00:02:26,347 I didn't read Cosmo's latest article on how to please my man... I didn't read Cosmo's latest article on how to please my man...
17 00:02:26,371 00:02:29,150 ...because I don't read those magazine articles and, quite frankly... ...because I don't read those magazine articles and, quite frankly...
18 00:02:29,174 00:02:31,586 I haven't really been too concerned about pleasing him. I haven't really been too concerned about pleasing him.
19 00:02:31,610 00:02:34,122 Fuck me. I blew a great setup. Fuck me. I blew a great setup.
20 00:02:34,146 00:02:36,024 Did you ever fuck something up and you knew you were fucking it up... Did you ever fuck something up and you knew you were fucking it up...
21 00:02:36,048 00:02:37,625 ...but you did it anyway? ...but you did it anyway?
22 00:02:37,649 00:02:39,594 Maybe she fucked it up. Maybe she fucked it up.
23 00:02:39,618 00:02:42,463 I don't know. I'll let you people decide. My opinion is biased. I don't know. I'll let you people decide. My opinion is biased.
24 00:02:42,487 00:02:44,933 I don't why there's this myth that women get dependent on men. I don't why there's this myth that women get dependent on men.
25 00:02:44,957 00:02:48,002 I mean, every day in America some guy snaps and kills his girlfriend. I mean, every day in America some guy snaps and kills his girlfriend.
26 00:02:48,026 00:02:51,105 They gotta get restraining orders taken out against them all the time. They gotta get restraining orders taken out against them all the time.
27 00:02:51,129 00:02:54,776 Women never do that. Oh, you think you're immune, pal? Women never do that. Oh, you think you're immune, pal?
28 00:02:54,800 00:02:58,079 Well, brother, you just haven't met the girl you wanna fuck and kill someday. Well, brother, you just haven't met the girl you wanna fuck and kill someday.
29 00:02:58,103 00:02:59,514 You're a fucking asshole! You're a fucking asshole!
30 00:02:59,538 00:03:01,950 I was trying to tell you how much I love, for fuck's sake! I was trying to tell you how much I love, for fuck's sake!
31 00:03:01,974 00:03:05,186 - How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks! - I didn't say that. You're nuts. - How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks! - I didn't say that. You're nuts.
32 00:03:05,210 00:03:07,322 - You're paranoid. You realize that? - No, you're the one that's paranoid. - You're paranoid. You realize that? - No, you're the one that's paranoid.
33 00:03:07,346 00:03:10,325 You're the one that gets pissed off every time Damien comes here. You're the one that gets pissed off every time Damien comes here.
34 00:03:10,349 00:03:12,560 - Grow up! - Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... - Grow up! - Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
35 00:03:12,584 00:03:14,796 ...you got insulted by my attempt to compliment you. ...you got insulted by my attempt to compliment you.
36 00:03:14,820 00:03:18,166 But if you're gonna bring up your ex-boyfriend, at least understand... But if you're gonna bring up your ex-boyfriend, at least understand...
37 00:03:18,190 00:03:20,935 - ...why I wan to punch him in the face! - What the hell is that? - ...why I wan to punch him in the face! - What the hell is that?
38 00:03:20,959 00:03:24,239 A woman's place in procreation has always been to attract a man: A woman's place in procreation has always been to attract a man:
39 00:03:24,263 00:03:26,241 Big tits, small waist and round ass. Big tits, small waist and round ass.
40 00:03:26,265 00:03:29,210 And you're really sensitive about that shit being in its proper place. And you're really sensitive about that shit being in its proper place.
41 00:03:29,234 00:03:32,714 - I'm not even half as sensitive! - Okay, tell me that I gained 5 pounds! - I'm not even half as sensitive! - Okay, tell me that I gained 5 pounds!
42 00:03:32,738 00:03:34,849 If I get a new haircut and you didn't notice, would I give a shit? No! If I get a new haircut and you didn't notice, would I give a shit? No!
43 00:03:34,873 00:03:38,019 I do not like to be insulted, no, but that has nothing to do... I do not like to be insulted, no, but that has nothing to do...
44 00:03:38,043 00:03:40,622 ...with you wanting to punch somebody in the God damned face! ...with you wanting to punch somebody in the God damned face!
45 00:03:40,646 00:03:42,423 You tell me that you love me 'cause I'm so manly. You tell me that you love me 'cause I'm so manly.
46 00:03:42,447 00:03:44,192 This is it, this is the whole package. This is it, this is the whole package.
47 00:03:44,216 00:03:46,911 Oh, shut the fuck up! Oh, shut the fuck up!
48 00:03:47,019 00:03:48,679 What a mess! What a mess!
49 00:03:48,987 00:03:52,456 How do two people end up talking to each other like that? How do two people end up talking to each other like that?
50 00:03:52,557 00:03:55,753 Let me rewind to the very, very beginning. Let me rewind to the very, very beginning.
51 00:04:06,405 00:04:09,117 L.A.'s real interesting, but it ain't cheap, huh? L.A.'s real interesting, but it ain't cheap, huh?
52 00:04:09,141 00:04:11,152 I'm down to my last hundred. What'd you got? I'm down to my last hundred. What'd you got?
53 00:04:11,176 00:04:16,204 76... no, 72 bucks. 76... no, 72 bucks.
54 00:04:16,315 00:04:18,646 I bought your cigarettes. I bought your cigarettes.
55 00:04:19,651 00:04:21,448 Fuck. Fuck.
56 00:04:21,553 00:04:22,997 I don't understand... I don't understand...
57 00:04:23,021 00:04:26,067 ...we've been here like a month. We should've found jobs by now. ...we've been here like a month. We should've found jobs by now.
58 00:04:26,091 00:04:28,603 It's the concrete companies here, they just hire migrant workers. It's the concrete companies here, they just hire migrant workers.
59 00:04:28,627 00:04:30,116 It's bullshit. It's bullshit.
60 00:04:31,730 00:04:35,461 You think California was a bad idea? You think California was a bad idea?
61 00:04:35,634 00:04:38,034 Couple guys like us, we'll get something going. Couple guys like us, we'll get something going.
62 00:04:38,103 00:04:40,381 Well, we better get something going soon. Well, we better get something going soon.
63 00:04:40,405 00:04:43,772 We don't have even have enough money to get friggin' drunk! We don't have even have enough money to get friggin' drunk!
64 00:04:44,743 00:04:47,955 When was the last time we went into a fancy hotel bar... When was the last time we went into a fancy hotel bar...
65 00:04:47,979 00:04:51,459 ...ran up a huge tab and then just bolted? ...ran up a huge tab and then just bolted?
66 00:04:51,483 00:04:53,678 Shit. Months? Shit. Months?
67 00:04:54,353 00:04:56,798 Come on, this is the kind of sun shit we always talked about doing. Come on, this is the kind of sun shit we always talked about doing.
68 00:04:56,822 00:04:58,399 Fun shit you always talked about doing. Fun shit you always talked about doing.
69 00:04:58,423 00:05:00,301 I'm only going along to make sure you're okay. I'm only going along to make sure you're okay.
70 00:05:00,325 00:05:02,603 Haven't you ever wanted complete control in bed? Haven't you ever wanted complete control in bed?
71 00:05:02,627 00:05:04,305 They'll have to do whatever we say, it'll be amazing. They'll have to do whatever we say, it'll be amazing.
72 00:05:04,329 00:05:06,240 How do you even know how to find male prostitutes? How do you even know how to find male prostitutes?
73 00:05:06,264 00:05:07,442 Please tell me you didn't go on the Internet. Please tell me you didn't go on the Internet.
74 00:05:07,466 00:05:10,011 No, no, there's this hotel downtown. It has a lounge. No, no, there's this hotel downtown. It has a lounge.
75 00:05:10,035 00:05:11,212 That's what it's famous for. That's what it's famous for.
76 00:05:11,236 00:05:12,980 This woman at my salon was telling me all about it. This woman at my salon was telling me all about it.
77 00:05:13,004 00:05:16,751 You go down there, you see the guys and pick out the one you want. You go down there, you see the guys and pick out the one you want.
78 00:05:16,775 00:05:18,708 Sounds very romantic. Sounds very romantic.
79 00:05:19,244 00:05:22,770 - How's your black eye by the way? - Not so bad. I keep covering it up. - How's your black eye by the way? - Not so bad. I keep covering it up.
80 00:05:23,281 00:05:26,094 How do you even do it? God, you're like Houdini. How do you even do it? God, you're like Houdini.
81 00:05:26,118 00:05:29,052 I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand and I just slip them on. I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand and I just slip them on.
82 00:05:29,588 00:05:32,454 Well, that's you, babe. Very efficient. Well, that's you, babe. Very efficient.
83 00:05:53,445 00:05:57,813 Stanny, think that security guy's onto us. Stanny, think that security guy's onto us.
84 00:05:58,016 00:06:01,162 Joe, we've done this to every fancy hotel in NY for what, ten years? Joe, we've done this to every fancy hotel in NY for what, ten years?
85 00:06:01,186 00:06:03,231 You think some L.A. rent-a-cop's gonna bust us? You think some L.A. rent-a-cop's gonna bust us?
86 00:06:03,255 00:06:04,665 We shouldn't be doing this. We shouldn't be doing this.
87 00:06:04,689 00:06:07,435 They charge us like seven bucks for a beer. They charge us like seven bucks for a beer.
88 00:06:07,459 00:06:10,605 That's ripping people off. We're just making shit even. That's ripping people off. We're just making shit even.
89 00:06:10,629 00:06:12,840 The guy will think that we're so desperate to get laid that... The guy will think that we're so desperate to get laid that...
90 00:06:12,864 00:06:16,344 Stop it! God! They're gonna be so excited. Stop it! God! They're gonna be so excited.
91 00:06:16,368 00:06:19,393 They usually have to do it with a bunch of disgusting old women. They usually have to do it with a bunch of disgusting old women.
92 00:06:19,805 00:06:22,750 - They're gonna think that we... - They're whores! They're prostitutes. - They're gonna think that we... - They're whores! They're prostitutes.
93 00:06:22,774 00:06:26,766 If anyone has issues with their self-image, it's them, not you. If anyone has issues with their self-image, it's them, not you.
94 00:06:28,113 00:06:30,091 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
95 00:06:30,115 00:06:34,629 - Check it out. Check that shit out! - Wait, wait! - Check it out. Check that shit out! - Wait, wait!
96 00:06:34,653 00:06:36,931 - Please don't. We should... - Hey there. - Please don't. We should... - Hey there.
97 00:06:36,955 00:06:40,902 - Hey. - Hi. California is a friendly place. - Hey. - Hi. California is a friendly place.
98 00:06:40,926 00:06:43,137 Yeah, we're not used to two beautiful girls... Yeah, we're not used to two beautiful girls...
99 00:06:43,161 00:06:46,941 - ...just walking right up to us. - So, you two boys have names? - ...just walking right up to us. - So, you two boys have names?
100 00:06:46,965 00:06:51,145 - Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny. - This is Christi Ann. I'm Donna. - Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny. - This is Christi Ann. I'm Donna.
101 00:06:51,169 00:06:53,114 Hello, Joe and Stanley. Hello, Joe and Stanley.
102 00:06:53,138 00:06:55,516 No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny. There's no "L". No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny. There's no "L".
103 00:06:55,540 00:06:58,986 Oh, Stanny. Does it really matter now? Oh, Stanny. Does it really matter now?
104 00:06:59,010 00:07:01,375 So, where are you girls from and stuff? So, where are you girls from and stuff?
105 00:07:01,413 00:07:03,191 Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon. Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon.
106 00:07:03,215 00:07:05,026 We just moved to town. We just moved to town.
107 00:07:05,050 00:07:09,464 Oh, a couple of regular guys new in town looking to meet people. Oh, a couple of regular guys new in town looking to meet people.
108 00:07:09,488 00:07:12,533 Yeah. Yeah, we're both in construction. Yeah. Yeah, we're both in construction.
109 00:07:12,557 00:07:15,803 Time's a little slow right now, but we'll get something going soon. Time's a little slow right now, but we'll get something going soon.
110 00:07:15,827 00:07:19,262 - Just trying to get by, huh? - Construction workers. - Just trying to get by, huh? - Construction workers.
111 00:07:19,431 00:07:21,209 Are you girls like models or something? Are you girls like models or something?
112 00:07:21,233 00:07:23,544 You don't have to belittle us, we don't usually do this. You don't have to belittle us, we don't usually do this.
113 00:07:23,568 00:07:26,093 Let's grab a table. Let's grab a table.
114 00:07:27,506 00:07:30,718 What, do you work out? I work out a lot. What, do you work out? I work out a lot.
115 00:07:30,742 00:07:33,335 But usually I get enough of a workout on the job. But usually I get enough of a workout on the job.
116 00:07:33,478 00:07:36,791 We work with concrete. Shit's heavy. We work with concrete. Shit's heavy.
117 00:07:36,815 00:07:40,061 Yes, look, we wanted manly men... but you're overdoing it... Yes, look, we wanted manly men... but you're overdoing it...
118 00:07:40,085 00:07:43,554 ...with the blue collar routine. ...with the blue collar routine.
119 00:07:44,422 00:07:48,436 - Is that Drakkar you're wearing? - Yep. Thanks. - Is that Drakkar you're wearing? - Yep. Thanks.
120 00:07:48,460 00:07:52,106 - So, what do you do for a living? - I'm a writer. - So, what do you do for a living? - I'm a writer.
121 00:07:52,130 00:07:53,741 Really? Like books and shit? Really? Like books and shit?
122 00:07:53,765 00:07:56,077 Screenwriter, like movies and shit. Screenwriter, like movies and shit.
123 00:07:56,101 00:07:58,613 Get out of here! That's so cool. Get out of here! That's so cool.
124 00:07:58,637 00:08:00,934 I mean, what have I seen that you wrote? I mean, what have I seen that you wrote?
125 00:08:01,339 00:08:05,486 Nothing yet. None of my scripts have been turned into movies yet. Nothing yet. None of my scripts have been turned into movies yet.
126 00:08:05,510 00:08:08,122 Well, you gotta start by writing it first, right? Well, you gotta start by writing it first, right?
127 00:08:08,146 00:08:11,826 - What about you? What do you do? - Christi Ann is a clothing designer. - What about you? What do you do? - Christi Ann is a clothing designer.
128 00:08:11,850 00:08:15,663 - She designed this. - Really? Very nice. - She designed this. - Really? Very nice.
129 00:08:15,687 00:08:17,632 Shit! Christi Ann, I totally forgot. Shit! Christi Ann, I totally forgot.
130 00:08:17,656 00:08:18,833 I was in this coffee shop... I was in this coffee shop...
131 00:08:18,857 00:08:21,035 ...and I saw a woman wearing one of your new shirts. ...and I saw a woman wearing one of your new shirts.
132 00:08:21,059 00:08:22,770 - Really? - Man! - Really? - Man!
133 00:08:22,794 00:08:25,406 Somebody took your shit from the Laundromat? Somebody took your shit from the Laundromat?
134 00:08:25,430 00:08:27,475 That happened to me. Remember that, Stanny? That happened to me. Remember that, Stanny?
135 00:08:27,499 00:08:29,810 Somebody just took my stuff from the dryer... Somebody just took my stuff from the dryer...
136 00:08:29,834 00:08:33,581 ...and then we see this guy from two floors up wearing my sweatpants! ...and then we see this guy from two floors up wearing my sweatpants!
137 00:08:33,605 00:08:38,386 No, Joe, she's saying that she makes clothes. She made this here. No, Joe, she's saying that she makes clothes. She made this here.
138 00:08:38,410 00:08:43,591 - Oh, you invent clothes! - Yes, I invent clothes. - Oh, you invent clothes! - Yes, I invent clothes.
139 00:08:43,615 00:08:47,061 In fact, people were running around naked before until I came along. In fact, people were running around naked before until I came along.
140 00:08:47,085 00:08:49,177 I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom.
141 00:08:53,391 00:08:58,089 I'll be... right back. I'll be... right back.
142 00:09:02,300 00:09:06,429 California girls, man. They're fucking unbelievable! California girls, man. They're fucking unbelievable!
143 00:09:06,638 00:09:08,628 Okay, what about the bill? Okay, what about the bill?
144 00:09:09,608 00:09:12,553 - I think we should hire them. - Shut up! - I think we should hire them. - Shut up!
145 00:09:12,577 00:09:14,288 You flirted, you got your twisted affirmation. You flirted, you got your twisted affirmation.
146 00:09:14,312 00:09:15,656 I think we should get out of here. I think we should get out of here.
147 00:09:15,680 00:09:17,558 Look, I'm inviting Stanny back to the house. Look, I'm inviting Stanny back to the house.
148 00:09:17,582 00:09:20,812 If you don't wanna sleep with Joe, you don't have to. If you don't wanna sleep with Joe, you don't have to.
149 00:09:25,557 00:09:28,970 I got it. I'll make it look like I left my wallet back at the motel. I got it. I'll make it look like I left my wallet back at the motel.
150 00:09:28,994 00:09:31,405 These girls come here all the time. They can cover us. These girls come here all the time. They can cover us.
151 00:09:31,429 00:09:32,773 No, that ain't right, man. No, that ain't right, man.
152 00:09:32,797 00:09:34,942 Why don't we just stick the hotel with the bill and split? Why don't we just stick the hotel with the bill and split?
153 00:09:34,966 00:09:37,378 These girls shouldn't... These girls shouldn't...
154 00:09:37,402 00:09:41,649 I... I think I left my wallet back at my motel. I... I think I left my wallet back at my motel.
155 00:09:41,673 00:09:44,585 Sure you did. Why don't I just get this round? Sure you did. Why don't I just get this round?
156 00:09:44,609 00:09:48,875 So, how do you boys wanna do this? Should we get a room upstairs or? So, how do you boys wanna do this? Should we get a room upstairs or?
157 00:09:49,314 00:09:51,192 Why don't we just go back to my house... Why don't we just go back to my house...
158 00:09:51,216 00:09:54,276 ...and we can fool around up there? ...and we can fool around up there?
159 00:09:54,753 00:09:56,777 Okay. Okay.
160 00:09:59,958 00:10:02,517 Let me show you my room. Let me show you my room.
161 00:10:03,094 00:10:05,186 Wow! Wow!
162 00:10:07,332 00:10:10,392 - Is this your parents' house? - No. - Is this your parents' house? - No.
163 00:10:10,735 00:10:14,932 No, it's Donna's house. I just live here. No, it's Donna's house. I just live here.
164 00:10:16,975 00:10:21,639 Wow, you must come home everyday and do this, huh? Wow, you must come home everyday and do this, huh?
165 00:10:22,981 00:10:26,416 - No. - If I lived here, I would. - No. - If I lived here, I would.
166 00:10:33,758 00:10:35,603 - You like it rough, don't you? - Yeah! - You like it rough, don't you? - Yeah!
167 00:10:35,627 00:10:38,118 Boy, did you pick the right guy! Boy, did you pick the right guy!
168 00:10:39,397 00:10:41,660 Punish me, I'm bad! Punish me, I'm bad!
169 00:10:41,866 00:10:44,391 Look, this was all my friend's idea. I... Look, this was all my friend's idea. I...
170 00:10:45,270 00:10:47,248 ...I don't think I can do this. ...I don't think I can do this.
171 00:10:47,272 00:10:50,900 You must have a fancy bar or something around here, right? You must have a fancy bar or something around here, right?
172 00:10:51,276 00:10:53,368 Oh, perfect. Oh, perfect.
173 00:10:55,513 00:10:57,742 Perfect. Perfect.
174 00:10:59,584 00:11:02,697 You don't wanna have sex? That's fine. You don't wanna have sex? That's fine.
175 00:11:02,721 00:11:06,520 Your friend, Donna... Your friend, Donna...
176 00:11:06,591 00:11:10,754 ...she needs to get laid. You, Christi Ann... ...she needs to get laid. You, Christi Ann...
177 00:11:10,862 00:11:13,007 ...you need to get drunk. ...you need to get drunk.
178 00:11:13,031 00:11:17,445 - What, you wanna get me drunk? - No, I wanna get me drunk. - What, you wanna get me drunk? - No, I wanna get me drunk.
179 00:11:17,469 00:11:21,182 But I can tell you're one of those, you know, uptight people... But I can tell you're one of those, you know, uptight people...
180 00:11:21,206 00:11:25,107 ...that I love to help out by getting them good and hammered. ...that I love to help out by getting them good and hammered.
181 00:11:25,310 00:11:27,573 So, here's the deal: So, here's the deal:
182 00:11:28,313 00:11:31,292 For every two drinks that I have... For every two drinks that I have...
183 00:11:31,316 00:11:37,413 ...you gotta have one, until you're either puking or laughing. ...you gotta have one, until you're either puking or laughing.
184 00:11:45,730 00:11:51,634 - Yeah! Yeah! - You like that, don't you, nasty? - Yeah! Yeah! - You like that, don't you, nasty?
185 00:11:56,207 00:12:01,474 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
186 00:12:03,581 00:12:06,994 - You're so bad. - You're the man! You're the man! - You're so bad. - You're the man! You're the man!
187 00:12:07,018 00:12:08,929 I was 15 years old... I was 15 years old...
188 00:12:08,953 00:12:14,914 ...I'd been jerking off two years straight, dreaming of this moment. ...I'd been jerking off two years straight, dreaming of this moment.
189 00:12:15,026 00:12:17,153 And the second she goes to kiss it... And the second she goes to kiss it...
190 00:12:17,295 00:12:21,041 ...my dick just starts like, flapping all over the place! ...my dick just starts like, flapping all over the place!
191 00:12:21,065 00:12:23,444 And she looks up at me, all freaked out. And she looks up at me, all freaked out.
192 00:12:23,468 00:12:28,302 At the same time, whack! My dick hits her right in the jaw. At the same time, whack! My dick hits her right in the jaw.
193 00:12:30,041 00:12:35,103 You're gonna make me come! You're gonna make me come!
194 00:12:35,313 00:12:37,644 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
195 00:12:38,449 00:12:41,095 - Do you want some water? - Sure. - Do you want some water? - Sure.
196 00:12:41,119 00:12:42,963 - Do you like that? - Oh yeah. - Do you like that? - Oh yeah.
197 00:12:42,987 00:12:46,667 I go to the gynecologist like a week later, 'cause I felt uncomfortable. I go to the gynecologist like a week later, 'cause I felt uncomfortable.
198 00:12:46,691 00:12:49,436 I know the doctor's gonna know it's cause I lost my virginity... I know the doctor's gonna know it's cause I lost my virginity...
199 00:12:49,460 00:12:50,871 ...but I don't care, because I was starting... ...but I don't care, because I was starting...
200 00:12:50,895 00:12:53,454 ...to get paranoid something's wrong. ...to get paranoid something's wrong.
201 00:12:53,865 00:12:58,267 The doctor finds the condom. The doctor finds the condom.
202 00:12:58,903 00:13:00,881 My asshole boyfriend was so embarrassed to tell me... My asshole boyfriend was so embarrassed to tell me...
203 00:13:00,905 00:13:02,082 ...that he finished right away... ...that he finished right away...
204 00:13:02,106 00:13:04,985 ...so he's moving around 'til it got soft and it just came off. ...so he's moving around 'til it got soft and it just came off.
205 00:13:05,009 00:13:08,289 And the thing was stuck up in me for like a week! And the thing was stuck up in me for like a week!
206 00:13:08,313 00:13:09,790 What was he thinking? What was he thinking?
207 00:13:09,814 00:13:16,275 You're okay? God, that felt so... Oh, my God! So fucking great! You're okay? God, that felt so... Oh, my God! So fucking great!
208 00:13:19,357 00:13:21,518 You want a cigarette? You want a cigarette?
209 00:13:24,762 00:13:26,707 - Do you want some water? - Sure. - Do you want some water? - Sure.
210 00:13:26,731 00:13:30,945 That... That was... That was thrilling. That... That was... That was thrilling.
211 00:13:30,969 00:13:33,180 I can't believe it. That was... I can't believe it. That was...
212 00:13:33,204 00:13:36,332 Did you like that? You okay? Did you like that? You okay?
213 00:13:36,374 00:13:38,052 Want a cigarette? Here, here's a cigarette. Want a cigarette? Here, here's a cigarette.
214 00:13:38,076 00:13:40,669 So, should we? So, should we?
215 00:13:42,080 00:13:44,525 - I don't know. - Yeah, you do. - I don't know. - Yeah, you do.
216 00:13:44,549 00:13:47,394 You know, I've never ever... You know, I've never ever...
217 00:13:47,418 00:13:51,684 ...ever had a one-night stand. ...ever had a one-night stand.
218 00:13:52,490 00:13:56,303 You're the first girl who's told me that... You're the first girl who's told me that...
219 00:13:56,327 00:13:59,125 ...who I believe it's true. ...who I believe it's true.
220 00:14:07,739 00:14:10,036 - Alright. - Alright. - Alright. - Alright.
221 00:14:36,768 00:14:40,499 I'm sorry. Everything tickles. I'm sorry. Everything tickles.
222 00:14:45,310 00:14:50,144 I'm sorry. I don't think I can do this. I'm sorry. I don't think I can do this.
223 00:14:50,782 00:14:52,726 Okay. Okay.
224 00:14:52,750 00:14:55,946 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. - Can I ask you something? - Sure.
225 00:14:57,088 00:15:01,524 How often... do you think men cry? How often... do you think men cry?
226 00:15:01,926 00:15:03,904 What the fuck kind of fucked up question is that? What the fuck kind of fucked up question is that?
227 00:15:03,928 00:15:05,139 Well, I'm writing this character... Well, I'm writing this character...
228 00:15:05,163 00:15:07,942 ...and I was just trying to figure out how real he was. ...and I was just trying to figure out how real he was.
229 00:15:07,966 00:15:10,400 So I'm asking you how often. So I'm asking you how often.
230 00:15:11,769 00:15:15,033 Fuck, I don't know the national average or nothing. Fuck, I don't know the national average or nothing.
231 00:15:15,773 00:15:18,652 And how often do you think you cry? And how often do you think you cry?
232 00:15:18,676 00:15:21,667 Never, really. I mean... Never, really. I mean...
233 00:15:22,347 00:15:26,794 ...life sucks sometimes, but you know, I get pissed off and shit. ...life sucks sometimes, but you know, I get pissed off and shit.
234 00:15:26,818 00:15:30,082 Crying never solved nothing. Crying never solved nothing.
235 00:15:34,692 00:15:38,719 - You guys ever get caught? - For what? - You guys ever get caught? - For what?
236 00:15:39,263 00:15:42,596 You know, loitering at the bar? You know, loitering at the bar?
237 00:15:43,568 00:15:47,581 Damn, was it that obvious? It's not like we always do that. Damn, was it that obvious? It's not like we always do that.
238 00:15:47,605 00:15:50,818 You know, it's just something fun to do when the funds are low. You know, it's just something fun to do when the funds are low.
239 00:15:50,842 00:15:54,121 So the he yells out, "So yeah, I'll call you tomorrow!" So the he yells out, "So yeah, I'll call you tomorrow!"
240 00:15:54,145 00:15:56,390 Seriously, I swear to God I burst out laughing. Seriously, I swear to God I burst out laughing.
241 00:15:56,414 00:15:59,280 I don't care that it was rude. I don't care that it was rude.
242 00:16:01,285 00:16:03,685 God! God!
243 00:16:07,658 00:16:11,355 My God! Are they doing it again? My God! Are they doing it again?
244 00:16:12,463 00:16:15,329 My record is five times. My record is five times.
245 00:16:15,500 00:16:20,937 - One night, five times. - Wow! Really? - One night, five times. - Wow! Really?
246 00:16:21,305 00:16:25,753 I usually do it once. Well, I mean, sometimes, you know, I've done it... I usually do it once. Well, I mean, sometimes, you know, I've done it...
247 00:16:25,777 00:16:27,321 ...I've had guys who wanted to do it more. ...I've had guys who wanted to do it more.
248 00:16:27,345 00:16:29,356 And that one that was finished after the first time... And that one that was finished after the first time...
249 00:16:29,380 00:16:31,859 ...but I had another guy who... ...but I had another guy who...
250 00:16:31,883 00:16:35,181 ...who would sometimes wanna go again and sometimes I would. ...who would sometimes wanna go again and sometimes I would.
251 00:16:37,055 00:16:42,254 You like... have a thing with sex, huh? You like... have a thing with sex, huh?
252 00:16:44,295 00:16:49,543 Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean I should... Maybe I'll do it too. Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean I should... Maybe I'll do it too.
253 00:16:49,567 00:16:52,126 - Don't do it on account of her. - No. - Don't do it on account of her. - No.
254 00:16:52,703 00:16:57,799 - No, no. I want to. - Alright. - No, no. I want to. - Alright.
255 00:17:03,281 00:17:06,978 I mean, we probably shouldn't do it here. I mean, we probably shouldn't do it here.
256 00:17:14,125 00:17:17,560 - Okay, you gotta relax. - Oh no, I'm relaxed. - Okay, you gotta relax. - Oh no, I'm relaxed.
257 00:17:26,604 00:17:29,572 You like that? You like that?
258 00:17:32,143 00:17:35,771 That doesn't feel good? That doesn't feel good?
259 00:17:41,385 00:17:43,250 Okay. Okay.
260 00:17:45,156 00:17:48,648 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
261 00:18:04,775 00:18:07,038 Okay. Okay.
262 00:18:20,358 00:18:23,452 You know any jokes? You know any jokes?
263 00:18:27,665 00:18:29,826 No. No.
264 00:18:35,640 00:18:38,802 A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar...
265 00:18:39,610 00:18:42,874 ...and the bartender says... ...and the bartender says...
266 00:18:45,149 00:18:49,312 Shit, I forgot what he said. He said something. Shit, I forgot what he said. He said something.
267 00:19:28,025 00:19:30,437 We heard you two having fun last night. We heard you two having fun last night.
268 00:19:30,461 00:19:31,905 Never mind that. Never mind that.
269 00:19:31,929 00:19:34,441 Check out the sunrise. Isn't it beautiful? Check out the sunrise. Isn't it beautiful?
270 00:19:34,465 00:19:38,059 Cool. I love dusk. Cool. I love dusk.
271 00:19:42,206 00:19:45,368 Does anybody need anything to drink? Water, juice? Does anybody need anything to drink? Water, juice?
272 00:19:45,409 00:19:47,843 Just sit here and relax, baby. Just sit here and relax, baby.
273 00:19:49,413 00:19:51,892 Actually, you know, I... Actually, you know, I...
274 00:19:51,916 00:19:53,961 ...I should probably try and get some sleep. ...I should probably try and get some sleep.
275 00:19:53,985 00:19:56,385 I've got a lot of writing to do tomorrow. I've got a lot of writing to do tomorrow.
276 00:19:56,454 00:20:00,500 - I mean, today. - Yeah, I guess it is getting kinda late. - I mean, today. - Yeah, I guess it is getting kinda late.
277 00:20:00,524 00:20:03,737 So, I guess you boys deserve to get paid. So, I guess you boys deserve to get paid.
278 00:20:03,761 00:20:04,938 How much do we owe you anyway? How much do we owe you anyway?
279 00:20:04,962 00:20:08,542 Yeah, you know, I have to admit I was opposed to the idea... Yeah, you know, I have to admit I was opposed to the idea...
280 00:20:08,566 00:20:11,078 but I think, who knows, maybe in like six months... but I think, who knows, maybe in like six months...
281 00:20:11,102 00:20:14,848 ...if we're still two lonely women, we might call you again. ...if we're still two lonely women, we might call you again.
282 00:20:14,872 00:20:18,085 Yeah. Leave us your cards, your pager numbers or whatever. Yeah. Leave us your cards, your pager numbers or whatever.
283 00:20:18,109 00:20:19,620 Can you take a check? Can you take a check?
284 00:20:19,644 00:20:22,356 Cause I don't think we have that much laying around. Cause I don't think we have that much laying around.
285 00:20:22,380 00:20:24,992 - A check? - It's good. - A check? - It's good.
286 00:20:25,016 00:20:28,862 Look, we can go to an ATM. How much do we owe you, anyway? Look, we can go to an ATM. How much do we owe you, anyway?
287 00:20:28,886 00:20:31,946 I mean, I have money. Hold on. I mean, I have money. Hold on.
288 00:20:32,123 00:20:36,252 Wait a minute. Do you think that we're prostitutes? Wait a minute. Do you think that we're prostitutes?
289 00:20:44,001 00:20:46,947 What, making fun of the girls who've never done this before? What, making fun of the girls who've never done this before?
290 00:20:46,971 00:20:49,950 So, what's the damage? I have 1.000 dollars. So, what's the damage? I have 1.000 dollars.
291 00:20:49,974 00:20:52,169 You gotta tip 'em, mine was really good. You gotta tip 'em, mine was really good.
292 00:20:52,343 00:20:54,955 Wait. You're serious? Wait. You're serious?
293 00:20:54,979 00:20:59,192 Why is everything getting all strange all of a sudden? Why is everything getting all strange all of a sudden?
294 00:20:59,216 00:21:01,228 I asked you if you'd ever been arrested... I asked you if you'd ever been arrested...
295 00:21:01,252 00:21:03,597 Yeah, for drinking dash. We're not gigolos! Yeah, for drinking dash. We're not gigolos!
296 00:21:03,621 00:21:06,180 We thought you girls just wanna hang out and stuff! We thought you girls just wanna hang out and stuff!
297 00:21:06,691 00:21:09,202 - You're serious? - Yeah, I'm fucking serious! - You're serious? - Yeah, I'm fucking serious!
298 00:21:09,226 00:21:11,738 We're hanging out at the bar, you roll up on us... We're hanging out at the bar, you roll up on us...
299 00:21:11,762 00:21:13,874 ...you say you wanna fuck us, what the hell are we supposed to think? ...you say you wanna fuck us, what the hell are we supposed to think?
300 00:21:13,898 00:21:15,942 We never said you had to pay us to fuck you! We never said you had to pay us to fuck you!
301 00:21:15,966 00:21:20,947 Wait a second. What about that 1.000 bucks? That was pretty cool. Wait a second. What about that 1.000 bucks? That was pretty cool.
302 00:21:20,971 00:21:22,616 Joe, they think we're male prostitutes. Joe, they think we're male prostitutes.
303 00:21:22,640 00:21:25,768 They're kicking us out of here, they never wanna see us again. They're kicking us out of here, they never wanna see us again.
304 00:21:27,478 00:21:32,312 Man! I thought you thought I was funny and stuff! Man! I thought you thought I was funny and stuff!
305 00:21:35,219 00:21:40,179 So, you two are really two construction workers from Queens? So, you two are really two construction workers from Queens?
306 00:21:40,424 00:21:42,949 Yeah! Yeah!
307 00:21:45,796 00:21:46,973 I knew this was gonna happen! I knew this was gonna happen!
308 00:21:46,997 00:21:49,476 I can't believe you made me do this! I am so mortified! I can't believe you made me do this! I am so mortified!
309 00:21:49,500 00:21:53,347 I didn't make you, how was I supposed to know they were... I didn't make you, how was I supposed to know they were...
310 00:21:53,371 00:21:55,649 - Gross! God! - Fuck you, ew! - Gross! God! - Fuck you, ew!
311 00:21:55,673 00:21:57,818 You sure seemed to like when I had your legs in the air! You sure seemed to like when I had your legs in the air!
312 00:21:57,842 00:22:00,754 Goddamned freaks! Wanna get spanked and shit? Goddamned freaks! Wanna get spanked and shit?
313 00:22:00,778 00:22:04,024 We are not freaks! You're the one who wanted to spank me! We are not freaks! You're the one who wanted to spank me!
314 00:22:04,048 00:22:06,026 Yeah, but I didn't know I was getting hired to do it! Yeah, but I didn't know I was getting hired to do it!
315 00:22:06,050 00:22:08,677 Come on, Joe, let's get the fuck out of here. Come on, Joe, let's get the fuck out of here.
316 00:22:09,453 00:22:14,253 - I don't believe it. I've been used! - Must be some rich girl thing. - I don't believe it. I've been used! - Must be some rich girl thing.
317 00:22:14,392 00:22:18,089 California girls! Where are we? California girls! Where are we?
318 00:22:18,295 00:22:20,674 You think they'll still give us the money? You think they'll still give us the money?
319 00:22:20,698 00:22:22,563 Oh, they'd better! Oh, they'd better!
320 00:22:23,934 00:22:26,179 I'm never drinking again. I can't believe you made me do this. I'm never drinking again. I can't believe you made me do this.
321 00:22:26,203 00:22:28,949 Stop blaming me! Hell, you were with the really stupid one. Stop blaming me! Hell, you were with the really stupid one.
322 00:22:28,973 00:22:30,717 Why couldn't you tell he was just some moron? Why couldn't you tell he was just some moron?
323 00:22:30,741 00:22:33,353 Why couldn't you tell?! God! Why couldn't you tell?! God!
324 00:22:33,377 00:22:36,723 And Jesus, they were both morons. Your guy was drooling all over you. And Jesus, they were both morons. Your guy was drooling all over you.
325 00:22:36,747 00:22:38,475 It was pathetic! It was pathetic!
326 00:22:39,817 00:22:42,808 - I forgot something. - Yeah? - I forgot something. - Yeah?
327 00:22:44,155 00:22:46,316 Never mind. Never mind.
328 00:23:10,981 00:23:13,346 Stanny, wake up. Stanny, wake up.
329 00:23:14,251 00:23:19,154 We gotta go find a place to live. And a job! We gotta go find a place to live. And a job!
330 00:23:24,094 00:23:29,293 - Can you believe those bitches? - Just forget about it, bro. - Can you believe those bitches? - Just forget about it, bro.
331 00:23:30,334 00:23:33,180 Let's just go find a place to stay. Let's just go find a place to stay.
332 00:23:33,204 00:23:36,298 We have enough for a deposit now, right? We have enough for a deposit now, right?
333 00:23:37,641 00:23:41,421 What are you talking about? We have 80 something bucks left between us. What are you talking about? We have 80 something bucks left between us.
334 00:23:41,445 00:23:45,073 We made 1.000 dollars last night. We made 1.000 dollars last night.
335 00:23:48,586 00:23:51,097 What, they wouldn't give it to you? What, they wouldn't give it to you?
336 00:23:51,121 00:23:53,333 - No. - No, they wouldn't give it to you? - No. - No, they wouldn't give it to you?
337 00:23:53,357 00:23:57,070 - Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you? - No, I didn't fucking ask them. - Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you? - No, I didn't fucking ask them.
338 00:23:57,094 00:23:59,039 Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks! I don't need their money. Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks! I don't need their money.
339 00:23:59,063 00:24:01,575 I'm a working man. I worked my whole fuckin' life. I'm a working man. I worked my whole fuckin' life.
340 00:24:01,599 00:24:03,844 Can you believe that one girl told me she was a writer? Can you believe that one girl told me she was a writer?
341 00:24:03,868 00:24:06,746 Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell people I was the King of Egypt. Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell people I was the King of Egypt.
342 00:24:06,770 00:24:09,883 We really could've used that thousand bucks, Stanny. We really could've used that thousand bucks, Stanny.
343 00:24:09,907 00:24:14,421 Well, you wanna hike back up there and get the money, go ahead. Well, you wanna hike back up there and get the money, go ahead.
344 00:24:14,445 00:24:16,776 I need cigarettes. I need cigarettes.
345 00:24:35,799 00:24:38,311 Christi Ann, I'm sorry. The whole thing was my idea... Christi Ann, I'm sorry. The whole thing was my idea...
346 00:24:38,335 00:24:41,014 ...and I shouldn't have forced you to do something that you didn't wanna do. ...and I shouldn't have forced you to do something that you didn't wanna do.
347 00:24:41,038 00:24:44,518 It's okay. Maybe we'll look back at it and laugh. It's okay. Maybe we'll look back at it and laugh.
348 00:24:44,542 00:24:46,453 Look, I'm really sorry 'cause I know you. Look, I'm really sorry 'cause I know you.
349 00:24:46,477 00:24:48,455 And you wouldn't have done anything with that guy. And you wouldn't have done anything with that guy.
350 00:24:48,479 00:24:52,039 You probably only did it 'cause you didn't want me to do it alone. You probably only did it 'cause you didn't want me to do it alone.
351 00:24:52,216 00:24:54,775 Well, that's true. But... Well, that's true. But...
352 00:24:56,053 00:24:58,316 I don't know, my guy was kinda cute. I don't know, my guy was kinda cute.
353 00:24:59,323 00:25:00,867 - Was he? - He wasn't very smart... - Was he? - He wasn't very smart...
354 00:25:00,891 00:25:02,756 ...but he was really sweet. ...but he was really sweet.
355 00:25:02,860 00:25:05,105 - How was he in bed? - He was fine. - How was he in bed? - He was fine.
356 00:25:05,129 00:25:07,563 Just fine? Mine was nuts. Just fine? Mine was nuts.
357 00:25:08,499 00:25:13,446 - What, like crazy nuts? - No, nuts like amazing nuts! - What, like crazy nuts? - No, nuts like amazing nuts!
358 00:25:13,470 00:25:15,749 - Wow. Really? - It only stands to reason. - Wow. Really? - It only stands to reason.
359 00:25:15,773 00:25:18,118 Good in bed, fucking asshole in the morning. Good in bed, fucking asshole in the morning.
360 00:25:18,142 00:25:20,473 You need to take that up with your therapist. You need to take that up with your therapist.
361 00:25:21,078 00:25:22,722 Next time I come up with a stupid idea... Next time I come up with a stupid idea...
362 00:25:22,746 00:25:24,645 ...just tell me I'm being stupid, okay? ...just tell me I'm being stupid, okay?
363 00:25:24,715 00:25:26,944 - Deal. - Friends? - Deal. - Friends?
364 00:25:27,117 00:25:29,107 Okay. Okay.
365 00:25:45,502 00:25:47,196 Joe. Joe.
366 00:25:47,237 00:25:49,602 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi. - Hi.
367 00:25:50,040 00:25:54,054 - Your name is Joe, right? - Yeah, Joe Santarella. - Your name is Joe, right? - Yeah, Joe Santarella.
368 00:25:54,078 00:25:55,488 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
369 00:25:55,512 00:25:57,257 Thank you for telling me your last name... Thank you for telling me your last name...
370 00:25:57,281 00:25:59,559 ...'cause I have a short mental list of the men I've had sex with... ...'cause I have a short mental list of the men I've had sex with...
371 00:25:59,583 00:26:02,813 ...and I would've hated just to have Joe. ...and I would've hated just to have Joe.
372 00:26:04,555 00:26:06,967 I was hoping that... I was hoping that...
373 00:26:06,991 00:26:10,937 ...I could get that money from you. Stanny and I, we're... ...I could get that money from you. Stanny and I, we're...
374 00:26:10,961 00:26:13,673 gonna get booted out of this motel and... gonna get booted out of this motel and...
375 00:26:13,697 00:26:16,943 ...since you guys were gonna give us a thousand bucks anyway... ...since you guys were gonna give us a thousand bucks anyway...
376 00:26:16,967 00:26:19,094 We could really use it. We could really use it.
377 00:26:20,037 00:26:22,937 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
378 00:26:23,407 00:26:26,398 Can you hold on a second? Can you hold on a second?
379 00:26:36,253 00:26:37,879 What's up? What's up?
380 00:26:37,955 00:26:40,514 It's Joe. They want the money. It's Joe. They want the money.
381 00:26:40,791 00:26:43,657 - Is Stanny there too? - No, just Joe. - Is Stanny there too? - No, just Joe.
382 00:26:44,161 00:26:45,405 He's probably gonna sleep for two days. He's probably gonna sleep for two days.
383 00:26:45,429 00:26:47,841 I mean, I fucked him so hard he was incoherent. I mean, I fucked him so hard he was incoherent.
384 00:26:47,865 00:26:50,356 You know, when you fuck a guy into a coma? You know, when you fuck a guy into a coma?
385 00:26:50,768 00:26:53,580 No, obviously I don't because he's fully conscious. No, obviously I don't because he's fully conscious.
386 00:26:53,604 00:26:55,982 Why do you ask me questions you already know the answers to? Why do you ask me questions you already know the answers to?
387 00:26:56,006 00:26:58,118 Why should we even pay them? I mean, every other guy... Why should we even pay them? I mean, every other guy...
388 00:26:58,142 00:27:00,053 in America went home drunk and lonely last night. in America went home drunk and lonely last night.
389 00:27:00,077 00:27:01,921 They're getting booted from their motel, plus... They're getting booted from their motel, plus...
390 00:27:01,945 00:27:04,572 ...I don't think they have a car. I think he walked here. ...I don't think they have a car. I think he walked here.
391 00:27:06,917 00:27:09,362 Fuck it. Go ahead, pay him. Fuck it. Go ahead, pay him.
392 00:27:09,386 00:27:13,617 Although I gotta admit, best 500 bucks I have spent in a long time. Although I gotta admit, best 500 bucks I have spent in a long time.
393 00:27:25,235 00:27:30,365 Thanks. This is really gonna help. I appreciate it. Thanks. This is really gonna help. I appreciate it.
394 00:27:36,180 00:27:38,671 Nice meeting you, then. Nice meeting you, then.
395 00:27:42,986 00:27:45,886 Bye. Bye.
396 00:27:50,527 00:27:54,155 I was a really lousy lay, wasn't I? I was a really lousy lay, wasn't I?
397 00:27:56,734 00:27:58,826 No. No.
398 00:28:00,170 00:28:06,006 Look, usually when people first have sex, they're a little inhibited. Look, usually when people first have sex, they're a little inhibited.
399 00:28:07,711 00:28:10,975 No, that was me at my best. No, that was me at my best.
400 00:28:11,482 00:28:14,576 But thanks for being honest. But thanks for being honest.
401 00:28:36,874 00:28:39,252 - What's the matter? - I'm... - What's the matter? - I'm...
402 00:28:39,276 00:28:41,187 I don't know, you know how I'm a shitty dancer? I don't know, you know how I'm a shitty dancer?
403 00:28:41,211 00:28:44,824 How every other girl in the world can dance, but I have no rhythm. How every other girl in the world can dance, but I have no rhythm.
404 00:28:44,848 00:28:47,260 - You dance fine. - Fine! - You dance fine. - Fine!
405 00:28:47,284 00:28:50,063 - Great. Story of my sex life: Fine. - Wait a minute. - Great. Story of my sex life: Fine. - Wait a minute.
406 00:28:50,087 00:28:55,468 Are we talking about your sex life or about you being a shitty dancer? Are we talking about your sex life or about you being a shitty dancer?
407 00:28:55,492 00:29:01,207 I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty kisser, I'm a shitty blow-job giver... I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty kisser, I'm a shitty blow-job giver...
408 00:29:01,231 00:29:04,077 - And never mind... - I thought you didn't give blowjobs. - And never mind... - I thought you didn't give blowjobs.
409 00:29:04,101 00:29:07,614 I don't. I can't. I don't know, I missed that class in college. I don't. I can't. I don't know, I missed that class in college.
410 00:29:07,638 00:29:10,698 Man, that's the only thing I do remember about college. Man, that's the only thing I do remember about college.
411 00:29:13,410 00:29:14,988 How come I never fucked a guy... How come I never fucked a guy...
412 00:29:15,012 00:29:16,556 ...until he was laying there like a zombie? ...until he was laying there like a zombie?
413 00:29:16,580 00:29:19,310 I wanna turn a guy into a zombie. I wanna turn a guy into a zombie.
414 00:29:27,524 00:29:29,636 Look, I just think this is too extreme an idea! Look, I just think this is too extreme an idea!
415 00:29:29,660 00:29:30,837 You said you wanted to get laid! You said you wanted to get laid!
416 00:29:30,861 00:29:33,373 We'll have them come in at night, or every couple days... We'll have them come in at night, or every couple days...
417 00:29:33,397 00:29:35,074 ...you know, we'll hardly notice they're there. ...you know, we'll hardly notice they're there.
418 00:29:35,098 00:29:37,777 I just don't like people knowing my private business. I just don't like people knowing my private business.
419 00:29:37,801 00:29:40,747 - I didn't live with my boyfriends... - They're not living with us. - I didn't live with my boyfriends... - They're not living with us.
420 00:29:40,771 00:29:42,515 They're crashing in the pool house, like our neighbors. They're crashing in the pool house, like our neighbors.
421 00:29:42,539 00:29:43,783 But we have to share the yard with them. But we have to share the yard with them.
422 00:29:43,807 00:29:45,585 Please! When have you ever gone in the back yard? Please! When have you ever gone in the back yard?
423 00:29:45,609 00:29:47,086 We go in that pool maybe once a month. We go in that pool maybe once a month.
424 00:29:47,110 00:29:48,955 When did you become the nympho all of a sudden? When did you become the nympho all of a sudden?
425 00:29:48,979 00:29:52,358 Well, not all of us got to sport fuck through school! Well, not all of us got to sport fuck through school!
426 00:29:52,382 00:29:55,328 Excuse me, it was college, and everybody else was fucking! Excuse me, it was college, and everybody else was fucking!
427 00:29:55,352 00:29:58,031 You were just too uptight, so don't talk shit about me. You were just too uptight, so don't talk shit about me.
428 00:29:58,055 00:30:01,888 Besides, you're supposed to have cabana boy when you're 45, not 25. Besides, you're supposed to have cabana boy when you're 45, not 25.
429 00:30:02,659 00:30:04,751 I'm sorry I called you a sport fucker. I'm sorry I called you a sport fucker.
430 00:30:06,029 00:30:08,942 You really think this will help you get some experience... You really think this will help you get some experience...
431 00:30:08,966 00:30:11,491 ...or confidence boosting with some boy toy? ...or confidence boosting with some boy toy?
432 00:30:11,802 00:30:15,066 I guess so. Yes, exactly. I guess so. Yes, exactly.
433 00:30:26,049 00:30:27,760 We don't have to pay the rent. We don't have to pay the rent.
434 00:30:27,784 00:30:31,651 We'll have somewhere to stay until we get on our feet. We'll have somewhere to stay until we get on our feet.
435 00:30:34,324 00:30:36,369 I don't know. There's some weird catch to this you ain't telling me. I don't know. There's some weird catch to this you ain't telling me.
436 00:30:36,393 00:30:40,773 Stanny, we're about a week away from getting booted outta this motel. Stanny, we're about a week away from getting booted outta this motel.
437 00:30:40,797 00:30:46,064 We don't have jobs. This is about the best thing that ever happened to us. We don't have jobs. This is about the best thing that ever happened to us.
438 00:30:46,536 00:30:50,472 - Are we allowed to go in the pool? - I guess so. - Are we allowed to go in the pool? - I guess so.
439 00:30:51,575 00:30:53,620 - How often I gotta fuck her? - Come on, man. - How often I gotta fuck her? - Come on, man.
440 00:30:53,644 00:30:57,156 I know you like fucking her even if you don't like her. I know you like fucking her even if you don't like her.
441 00:30:57,180 00:31:00,808 Yeah, she's nasty. Still, how come... Yeah, she's nasty. Still, how come...
442 00:31:01,351 00:31:03,129 ...how come I get the bitchy one and you get the nice one? ...how come I get the bitchy one and you get the nice one?
443 00:31:03,153 00:31:05,331 Mine's a terrible lay. Mine's a terrible lay.
444 00:31:05,355 00:31:06,666 She can't even kiss. It's like... She can't even kiss. It's like...
445 00:31:06,690 00:31:09,602 ...making out with a baloney sandwich or something. ...making out with a baloney sandwich or something.
446 00:31:09,626 00:31:12,185 - Really? - Yeah, she's like... - Really? - Yeah, she's like...
447 00:31:13,330 00:31:15,275 - It's terrible. - Okay. - It's terrible. - Okay.
448 00:31:15,299 00:31:16,809 I can't believe this. I can't believe this.
449 00:31:16,833 00:31:19,979 I have gotta go write. I can't spend all day doing this. I have gotta go write. I can't spend all day doing this.
450 00:31:20,003 00:31:22,582 Yeah, but you said yourself you can't write when you're not getting laid. Yeah, but you said yourself you can't write when you're not getting laid.
451 00:31:22,606 00:31:26,269 This is gonna cure any writer's block you've ever had. This is gonna cure any writer's block you've ever had.
452 00:31:29,913 00:31:33,593 Okay, you understand: We don't want boyfriends. Okay, you understand: We don't want boyfriends.
453 00:31:33,617 00:31:37,130 We don't want boyfriends, we don't want relationships. We don't want boyfriends, we don't want relationships.
454 00:31:37,154 00:31:40,700 We want two guys to service us, this is strictly sexual. We want two guys to service us, this is strictly sexual.
455 00:31:40,724 00:31:44,437 You're on call 24 hours. We get laid when we want, how we want. You're on call 24 hours. We get laid when we want, how we want.
456 00:31:44,461 00:31:48,541 You work for us. We'll give you a place to stay in the pool house... You work for us. We'll give you a place to stay in the pool house...
457 00:31:48,565 00:31:51,144 ...and you're not allowed in the house unless you're working. ...and you're not allowed in the house unless you're working.
458 00:31:51,168 00:31:53,546 You know, and during the day you can look for legitimate jobs... You know, and during the day you can look for legitimate jobs...
459 00:31:53,570 00:31:55,315 ...and try to save money until you get on your feet. ...and try to save money until you get on your feet.
460 00:31:55,339 00:31:58,672 Okay, alright. But we got a few small requirements. Okay, alright. But we got a few small requirements.
461 00:31:59,242 00:32:01,955 We want TV with a satellite in the pool house. We want TV with a satellite in the pool house.
462 00:32:01,979 00:32:06,142 I have a TV. And I'm sure you know how to run a cable through the yard. I have a TV. And I'm sure you know how to run a cable through the yard.
463 00:32:06,183 00:32:09,083 Anything else? Anything else?
464 00:32:11,788 00:32:13,619 Beer. Beer.
465 00:32:26,069 00:32:28,081 Know what I love about L.A., Joe? Know what I love about L.A., Joe?
466 00:32:28,105 00:32:31,506 People don't date. They just move in. People don't date. They just move in.
467 00:32:45,255 00:32:47,689 Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
468 00:32:47,991 00:32:51,437 - Dick, gimme it. - You're being a dick, man, I found it. - Dick, gimme it. - You're being a dick, man, I found it.
469 00:32:51,461 00:32:53,473 Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs to somebody else, let me have it. Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs to somebody else, let me have it.
470 00:32:53,497 00:32:56,431 It ain't yours either, man. It ain't yours either, man.
471 00:33:05,776 00:33:10,542 - They're fighting over a ball. - Just spray them with the hose. - They're fighting over a ball. - Just spray them with the hose.
472 00:33:12,616 00:33:15,228 Should we do something? Should we do something?
473 00:33:15,252 00:33:18,031 They're probably hungry, put a bowl of food out for 'em. They're probably hungry, put a bowl of food out for 'em.
474 00:33:18,055 00:33:20,633 - Let go, dick! - Gimme it! - Let go, dick! - Gimme it!
475 00:33:20,657 00:33:23,318 It's my ball, man! It's my ball, man!
476 00:33:29,666 00:33:32,225 You guys hungry? You guys hungry?
477 00:33:39,443 00:33:40,686 Where are you going? Isn't it Saturday? Where are you going? Isn't it Saturday?
478 00:33:40,710 00:33:42,688 No, I'm going to the store. It's open. No, I'm going to the store. It's open.
479 00:33:42,712 00:33:45,680 In fact, I have a very important meeting with a fashion rep. In fact, I have a very important meeting with a fashion rep.
480 00:33:52,823 00:33:55,018 Okay. Okay.
481 00:33:55,725 00:33:58,216 Bye. Bye.
482 00:34:02,466 00:34:06,212 I'm going to write. You two boys behave yourselves. I'm going to write. You two boys behave yourselves.
483 00:34:06,236 00:34:09,330 - Don't you write at home? - Too distracting. - Don't you write at home? - Too distracting.
484 00:34:13,710 00:34:14,887 See that, Joe? See that, Joe?
485 00:34:14,911 00:34:18,224 They're up all night on Friday and then go to work on Saturday. They're up all night on Friday and then go to work on Saturday.
486 00:34:18,248 00:34:21,294 Yeah, they're like guys. Yeah, they're like guys.
487 00:34:21,318 00:34:26,221 Hardworking. Like us. I respect that. Hardworking. Like us. I respect that.
488 00:34:26,389 00:34:30,203 Look, fashion week is next month. All the top designers, all the critics... Look, fashion week is next month. All the top designers, all the critics...
489 00:34:30,227 00:34:33,072 - ...every magazine are gonna be there. - Yeah, I know. - ...every magazine are gonna be there. - Yeah, I know.
490 00:34:33,096 00:34:35,842 No, I know you know. You're a designer but I'm the rep. No, I know you know. You're a designer but I'm the rep.
491 00:34:35,866 00:34:37,376 And I'm very successful at getting people in. And I'm very successful at getting people in.
492 00:34:37,400 00:34:41,914 - Absolutely. You're one of the best. - My being the best isn't the point. - Absolutely. You're one of the best. - My being the best isn't the point.
493 00:34:41,938 00:34:45,351 The point is that's very difficult to get into fashion week. The point is that's very difficult to get into fashion week.
494 00:34:45,375 00:34:48,020 Only a certain amount of designers get in. You're lucky. Only a certain amount of designers get in. You're lucky.
495 00:34:48,044 00:34:51,157 This guy just dropped out. Drugs, overdose, who cares? This guy just dropped out. Drugs, overdose, who cares?
496 00:34:51,181 00:34:53,025 - I want you to take his place. - Are you serious? - I want you to take his place. - Are you serious?
497 00:34:53,049 00:34:54,327 - You can get my line in? - Yeah. - You can get my line in? - Yeah.
498 00:34:54,351 00:34:56,996 Just have your line ready. And putting the show on isn't cheap. Just have your line ready. And putting the show on isn't cheap.
499 00:34:57,020 00:34:59,031 You're gonna have to pay for all this yourself. You're gonna have to pay for all this yourself.
500 00:34:59,055 00:35:00,700 Don't come to me. I'm not the bank. Don't come to me. I'm not the bank.
501 00:35:00,724 00:35:02,068 Well... Well...
502 00:35:02,092 00:35:04,303 - ...I cab barely make ends meet now... - Make it happen. - ...I cab barely make ends meet now... - Make it happen.
503 00:35:04,327 00:35:06,158 I make the rest happen. I make the rest happen.
504 00:35:07,397 00:35:11,492 How do you like my dog? Makes me seem warm and approachable, right? How do you like my dog? Makes me seem warm and approachable, right?
505 00:35:29,886 00:35:34,755 - Think we're invited for dinner? - Shit, I guess not. - Think we're invited for dinner? - Shit, I guess not.
506 00:35:34,991 00:35:38,638 - I think we're slaves. - We are. - I think we're slaves. - We are.
507 00:35:38,662 00:35:42,928 - We are whores. - We are, aren't we? - We are whores. - We are, aren't we?
508 00:35:45,268 00:35:46,779 Should we go invite them in? Should we go invite them in?
509 00:35:46,803 00:35:49,048 No, we always make enough food for four. No, we always make enough food for four.
510 00:35:49,072 00:35:52,285 I don't know, I guess I just thought you were... I don't know. I don't know, I guess I just thought you were... I don't know.
511 00:35:52,309 00:35:56,222 You are such a liar. You always act like this when you like a guy. You are such a liar. You always act like this when you like a guy.
512 00:35:56,246 00:35:59,180 Don't even! I like fucking the guy. Don't even! I like fucking the guy.
513 00:36:01,751 00:36:06,051 - Boys, dinner's ready! - Guess we're invited. - Boys, dinner's ready! - Guess we're invited.
514 00:36:11,561 00:36:14,540 This is a good gig we got going on here. This is a good gig we got going on here.
515 00:36:14,564 00:36:17,643 - So don't, you know, mess it up. - What do you mean? - So don't, you know, mess it up. - What do you mean?
516 00:36:17,667 00:36:22,365 You know what I mean. You can just kinda piss people off sometimes. You know what I mean. You can just kinda piss people off sometimes.
517 00:36:54,304 00:36:58,296 So, how come y'all didn't have girlfriends back home? So, how come y'all didn't have girlfriends back home?
518 00:36:59,609 00:37:01,621 What? What?
519 00:37:01,645 00:37:05,291 Did you just kick me? She asked a legitimate question. I'll answer it. Did you just kick me? She asked a legitimate question. I'll answer it.
520 00:37:05,315 00:37:08,079 No, no, never mind. It was a stupid question. No, no, never mind. It was a stupid question.
521 00:37:11,888 00:37:14,467 Tell you why we didn't have girlfriends back home. Tell you why we didn't have girlfriends back home.
522 00:37:14,491 00:37:18,791 Three simple words: Women are morons. Three simple words: Women are morons.
523 00:37:21,264 00:37:23,776 Excuse me? Are you for real? Excuse me? Are you for real?
524 00:37:23,800 00:37:26,279 He just said all women are morons and I'm included in that group. He just said all women are morons and I'm included in that group.
525 00:37:26,303 00:37:29,795 - I mean, you know what I mean. - He didn't mean you two. - I mean, you know what I mean. - He didn't mean you two.
526 00:37:34,678 00:37:37,423 And where do you get off saying something like that anyway? And where do you get off saying something like that anyway?
527 00:37:37,447 00:37:39,592 No, I'm trying not to piss you off, so forget it. No, I'm trying not to piss you off, so forget it.
528 00:37:39,616 00:37:43,483 No, no, please. Please, let's hear this. No, no, please. Please, let's hear this.
529 00:37:44,721 00:37:46,899 Women wanna be treated like shit. Women wanna be treated like shit.
530 00:37:46,923 00:37:48,401 Thus the fact: They're morons. Thus the fact: They're morons.
531 00:37:48,425 00:37:51,437 Can you generalize a bit more? Can you generalize a bit more?
532 00:37:51,461 00:37:54,607 Listen, whether she's a supermodel, works at a daycare center... Listen, whether she's a supermodel, works at a daycare center...
533 00:37:54,631 00:37:58,811 ...ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look for the guy that pisses you off... ...ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look for the guy that pisses you off...
534 00:37:58,835 00:38:00,746 ...a guy you couldn't complain about try and fix. ...a guy you couldn't complain about try and fix.
535 00:38:00,770 00:38:02,048 Should I complain about men? Should I complain about men?
536 00:38:02,072 00:38:03,649 Where should I be getting? First of all... Where should I be getting? First of all...
537 00:38:03,673 00:38:04,950 You wanna know the number one complain... You wanna know the number one complain...
538 00:38:04,974 00:38:07,420 ...I hear about men from women? ...I hear about men from women?
539 00:38:07,444 00:38:10,356 "He's too nice." That's considered a detriment. "He's too nice." That's considered a detriment.
540 00:38:10,380 00:38:12,792 Show me some girl can date any guy she wants: Show me some girl can date any guy she wants:
541 00:38:12,816 00:38:14,727 Fifty bucks says she's with some asshole. Fifty bucks says she's with some asshole.
542 00:38:14,751 00:38:15,928 They don't want nice. They want asshole. They don't want nice. They want asshole.
543 00:38:15,952 00:38:17,730 Okay, let's just drop it 'cause you're pissing me off now. Okay, let's just drop it 'cause you're pissing me off now.
544 00:38:17,754 00:38:21,434 Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one suffering the injustice of it all. Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one suffering the injustice of it all.
545 00:38:21,458 00:38:23,069 You don't see guys saying... You don't see guys saying...
546 00:38:23,093 00:38:25,805 ..."Yeah, I broke up with this girl because she was too nice". ..."Yeah, I broke up with this girl because she was too nice".
547 00:38:25,829 00:38:27,440 I don't do anything shitty. I don't do anything shitty.
548 00:38:27,464 00:38:29,075 Guys break up with you 'cause you're too nice? Guys break up with you 'cause you're too nice?
549 00:38:29,099 00:38:32,796 - No, I break up with them. - Oh, yeah? How come? - No, I break up with them. - Oh, yeah? How come?
550 00:38:39,576 00:38:43,512 Stanny, it's not in your job description. Stanny, it's not in your job description.
551 00:38:43,546 00:38:45,791 You're right. Would you like some sex? You're right. Would you like some sex?
552 00:38:45,815 00:38:48,783 You have a way with words. You should be a writer too. You have a way with words. You should be a writer too.
553 00:38:49,386 00:38:50,629 Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book. It's called... Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book. It's called...
554 00:38:50,653 00:38:54,054 "Men Are From Mars and Women Are Fucking Morons"! "Men Are From Mars and Women Are Fucking Morons"!
555 00:38:56,292 00:39:01,006 What? Bro, this is what they're really paying for, they want to hear abuse. What? Bro, this is what they're really paying for, they want to hear abuse.
556 00:39:01,030 00:39:02,808 You should thank me. All you can do is sit there. You should thank me. All you can do is sit there.
557 00:39:02,832 00:39:05,232 You look like Mr. Compassionate next to me. You look like Mr. Compassionate next to me.
558 00:39:06,836 00:39:10,216 So, wait. If all they want is abuse... So, wait. If all they want is abuse...
559 00:39:10,240 00:39:12,418 ...and I'm the nice guy... ...and I'm the nice guy...
560 00:39:12,442 00:39:15,968 ...does that make me the good one or the bad one? ...does that make me the good one or the bad one?
561 00:39:16,279 00:39:19,179 We're a team. We're a team, brother. We're a team. We're a team, brother.
562 00:39:29,459 00:39:31,722 My God. My God.
563 00:39:33,163 00:39:37,531 Right there. That was so good. Don't stop. Right there. That was so good. Don't stop.
564 00:39:39,736 00:39:42,715 While I'm down here can I ask you something? While I'm down here can I ask you something?
565 00:39:42,739 00:39:45,084 Well, okay. Well, okay.
566 00:39:45,108 00:39:47,420 Where the hell does the pee come out of this thing? Where the hell does the pee come out of this thing?
567 00:39:47,444 00:39:51,624 - No, don't stop what you're doing. - You want me to explain specifically... - No, don't stop what you're doing. - You want me to explain specifically...
568 00:39:51,648 00:39:53,979 That's okay, later. That's okay, later.
569 00:40:15,572 00:40:20,920 Fucking amazing view. I could stand here for hours and just take it in. Fucking amazing view. I could stand here for hours and just take it in.
570 00:40:20,944 00:40:25,039 Yeah, it's funny. Never really come out here anymore. Yeah, it's funny. Never really come out here anymore.
571 00:40:26,382 00:40:31,096 I'm sorry if I offended you before. I was just fucking around. I'm sorry if I offended you before. I was just fucking around.
572 00:40:31,120 00:40:33,766 No, you weren't. No, you weren't.
573 00:40:33,790 00:40:36,735 No, I guess I wasn't. No, I guess I wasn't.
574 00:40:36,759 00:40:39,227 Actually, it's alright. Actually, it's alright.
575 00:40:39,295 00:40:43,595 I'm writing and you're giving me a lot of good material. I'm writing and you're giving me a lot of good material.
576 00:40:44,567 00:40:47,613 - What do you mean? - I guess writing is... - What do you mean? - I guess writing is...
577 00:40:47,637 00:40:50,749 ...just putting down on paper what people say. ...just putting down on paper what people say.
578 00:40:50,773 00:40:54,386 I forget sometimes how the male mind works. I forget sometimes how the male mind works.
579 00:40:54,410 00:40:59,158 It's good just to, you know, get it down. It's good just to, you know, get it down.
580 00:40:59,182 00:41:01,343 I hope you're learning something. I hope you're learning something.
581 00:41:01,551 00:41:05,452 Let's just say my characters are coming to life. Let's just say my characters are coming to life.
582 00:41:06,890 00:41:09,483 You must be a really great writer. You must be a really great writer.
583 00:41:10,493 00:41:12,271 How do you know how good or bad I am? How do you know how good or bad I am?
584 00:41:12,295 00:41:14,173 'Cause you got conviction, you know. 'Cause you got conviction, you know.
585 00:41:14,197 00:41:18,210 Not a lot of girls are like that. When you talk about men or sex... Not a lot of girls are like that. When you talk about men or sex...
586 00:41:18,234 00:41:21,931 ...you don't apologize, you don't hold back. You just say shit. ...you don't apologize, you don't hold back. You just say shit.
587 00:41:22,472 00:41:25,065 You got something to say. I love that. You got something to say. I love that.
588 00:41:30,280 00:41:33,840 I think it's time you got back to work. I think it's time you got back to work.
589 00:41:40,056 00:41:42,615 That was amazing. That was amazing.
590 00:41:45,662 00:41:48,641 Don't be shy to tell someone what you like. Don't be shy to tell someone what you like.
591 00:41:48,665 00:41:50,743 People miss out on great sex all the time... People miss out on great sex all the time...
592 00:41:50,767 00:41:53,646 ...just because they're shy about it. ...just because they're shy about it.
593 00:41:53,670 00:41:56,502 It's just communication. It's just communication.
594 00:41:57,774 00:42:02,888 - You're secretly very smart. - I know. Don't tell anyone. - You're secretly very smart. - I know. Don't tell anyone.
595 00:42:02,912 00:42:07,178 - No one would believe me anyway. - Okay. - No one would believe me anyway. - Okay.
596 00:42:07,584 00:42:10,663 So, there's gotta be something you've never done... So, there's gotta be something you've never done...
597 00:42:10,687 00:42:13,699 something you swore you'd never do. something you swore you'd never do.
598 00:42:13,723 00:42:17,784 - Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it. - Well, why not? - Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it. - Well, why not?
599 00:42:17,860 00:42:20,472 Is it something that your last few boyfriends wanted you to do... Is it something that your last few boyfriends wanted you to do...
600 00:42:20,496 00:42:22,575 ...and you wouldn't? ...and you wouldn't?
601 00:42:22,599 00:42:25,090 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
602 00:42:28,905 00:42:33,485 Tell me, how come you write? I mean, you don't really have to do anything. Tell me, how come you write? I mean, you don't really have to do anything.
603 00:42:33,509 00:42:36,068 Why do you write stuff? Why do you write stuff?
604 00:42:36,846 00:42:38,857 I don't know. I don't know.
605 00:42:38,881 00:42:43,429 I guess I should have some Byzantine, philosophical reason why, but... I guess I should have some Byzantine, philosophical reason why, but...
606 00:42:43,453 00:42:46,432 ...mostly I just like making things up. It's fun. ...mostly I just like making things up. It's fun.
607 00:42:46,456 00:42:48,651 Yeah, it probably is, huh? Yeah, it probably is, huh?
608 00:42:49,025 00:42:53,038 It's kind of like reading a great book or going to a great movie. It's kind of like reading a great book or going to a great movie.
609 00:42:53,062 00:42:55,792 It's just this amazing escape. It's just this amazing escape.
610 00:42:57,567 00:43:01,434 Yeah, fuck reality. I just drink more. Yeah, fuck reality. I just drink more.
611 00:43:02,572 00:43:07,252 - Okay, you just gotta relax. - Oh, my God. No, no, no. - Okay, you just gotta relax. - Oh, my God. No, no, no.
612 00:43:07,276 00:43:11,090 This isn't physically possible to... No, this can't fit. This isn't physically possible to... No, this can't fit.
613 00:43:11,114 00:43:15,050 What do you mean? You've seen the size of my dick, right? What do you mean? You've seen the size of my dick, right?
614 00:43:15,084 00:43:18,576 Well, have you ever taken a poop that big? Well, have you ever taken a poop that big?
615 00:43:18,855 00:43:22,568 See? It's gotta fit then. All you have to do is just relax a little bit. See? It's gotta fit then. All you have to do is just relax a little bit.
616 00:43:22,592 00:43:26,323 So here we go, just relax. Here, look. So here we go, just relax. Here, look.
617 00:43:26,396 00:43:32,011 - My God! Did I just? - What? Did you what? - My God! Did I just? - What? Did you what?
618 00:43:32,035 00:43:35,481 - Just relax. - This is so fucking overrated. - Just relax. - This is so fucking overrated.
619 00:43:35,505 00:43:39,031 This is the furthest thing from sexual I've ever done! This is the furthest thing from sexual I've ever done!
620 00:43:41,711 00:43:47,342 No, no, I should go in. I didn't get any sleep last night. No, no, I should go in. I didn't get any sleep last night.
621 00:43:47,483 00:43:49,541 Alright. Alright.
622 00:43:57,060 00:43:59,605 Good night. Good night.
623 00:43:59,629 00:44:01,619 Good night. Good night.
624 00:44:08,571 00:44:13,285 - I can't believe I did that. - My aunt Emily used to say... - I can't believe I did that. - My aunt Emily used to say...
625 00:44:13,309 00:44:17,108 ..."You never know if you like something until you try it". ..."You never know if you like something until you try it".
626 00:44:26,089 00:44:28,420 Is she alone? Is she alone?
627 00:44:28,891 00:44:32,918 I don't know. Sounds like it. I don't know. Sounds like it.
628 00:44:34,897 00:44:36,642 Joe, maybe you should leave because I think... Joe, maybe you should leave because I think...
629 00:44:36,666 00:44:40,567 ...this whole thing's made Donna really uncomfortable. ...this whole thing's made Donna really uncomfortable.
630 00:44:42,872 00:44:45,101 Okay. Okay.
631 00:44:51,013 00:44:54,393 You know, Stanny's funny and everything, but he's so intense. You know, Stanny's funny and everything, but he's so intense.
632 00:44:54,417 00:45:00,219 I don't know, I think sometimes he just needs to get over himself. I don't know, I think sometimes he just needs to get over himself.
633 00:45:02,391 00:45:05,223 - Don't do that, okay? - Do what? - Don't do that, okay? - Do what?
634 00:45:05,361 00:45:08,741 - Don't talk shit about my friend. - I wasn't talking shit. - Don't talk shit about my friend. - I wasn't talking shit.
635 00:45:08,765 00:45:12,444 I didn't... I was just saying that I... No, I'm serious. I didn't... I was just saying that I... No, I'm serious.
636 00:45:12,468 00:45:15,981 - Whatever. - I didn't mean to get you all defensive. - Whatever. - I didn't mean to get you all defensive.
637 00:45:16,005 00:45:17,516 Wait. Wait.
638 00:45:17,540 00:45:19,084 Joe, gimme a break. Joe, gimme a break.
639 00:45:19,108 00:45:23,601 Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise I didn't mean that in a nasty way. Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise I didn't mean that in a nasty way.
640 00:45:30,153 00:45:34,214 You know how I said Stanny and I got kicked outta Concrete Union? You know how I said Stanny and I got kicked outta Concrete Union?
641 00:45:35,124 00:45:38,593 Well, it was me that got kicked out. Well, it was me that got kicked out.
642 00:45:38,761 00:45:42,608 It was for a stupid reason, and that's the point. It was for a stupid reason, and that's the point.
643 00:45:42,632 00:45:47,312 Stanny came with me to the hearing. Stanny came with me to the hearing.
644 00:45:47,336 00:45:49,915 We had great jobs. We had great jobs.
645 00:45:49,939 00:45:52,484 And he told the guys on the board, "That's bullshit". And he told the guys on the board, "That's bullshit".
646 00:45:52,508 00:45:56,466 And if you're gonna kick me out, then might as well kick him out too". And if you're gonna kick me out, then might as well kick him out too".
647 00:45:57,480 00:45:59,925 And they did? And they did?
648 00:45:59,949 00:46:05,113 Yeah, well, Stanny didn't exactly say it so nicely. Yeah, well, Stanny didn't exactly say it so nicely.
649 00:46:05,822 00:46:11,603 But he wasn't mad. We got shitcanned from a solid union job. But he wasn't mad. We got shitcanned from a solid union job.
650 00:46:11,627 00:46:18,623 22 bucks an hour. And he just said, "Fuck it. Let's move to California". 22 bucks an hour. And he just said, "Fuck it. Let's move to California".
651 00:46:19,001 00:46:21,093 So we did. So we did.
652 00:46:21,771 00:46:27,368 We just have this understanding, wherever we go, we go together. We just have this understanding, wherever we go, we go together.
653 00:46:28,644 00:46:31,009 That's a good friend you have. That's a good friend you have.
654 00:46:31,647 00:46:33,944 Yeah. Yeah.
655 00:46:58,441 00:47:02,001 - What time is it? - Almost midnight. - What time is it? - Almost midnight.
656 00:47:02,211 00:47:05,339 - How was your first lesson? - Shut up. - How was your first lesson? - Shut up.
657 00:47:08,317 00:47:11,945 What's that smile for? Did you get some too? What's that smile for? Did you get some too?
658 00:47:12,488 00:47:14,922 Maybe. Maybe.
659 00:47:19,929 00:47:22,056 To us. To us.
660 00:47:23,633 00:47:26,511 Brother, we are the mack fucking daddies. Brother, we are the mack fucking daddies.
661 00:47:26,535 00:47:29,214 Man, it ain't easy. Man, it ain't easy.
662 00:47:29,238 00:47:32,084 This girl don't know the first thing about sex. This girl don't know the first thing about sex.
663 00:47:32,108 00:47:35,042 We could trade tomorrow if you want. We could trade tomorrow if you want.
664 00:47:35,244 00:47:36,955 No. No.
665 00:47:36,979 00:47:39,925 She's a doll, I like her. Besides... She's a doll, I like her. Besides...
666 00:47:39,949 00:47:43,795 I'm helping her with something that's gonna make her whole life richer. I'm helping her with something that's gonna make her whole life richer.
667 00:47:43,819 00:47:46,331 Yeah. We're good fucking Samaritans, that's all. Yeah. We're good fucking Samaritans, that's all.
668 00:47:46,355 00:47:48,686 Seriously. Seriously.
669 00:47:49,058 00:47:52,823 Just like a sister I never had, just sweet. Just like a sister I never had, just sweet.
670 00:47:53,596 00:47:58,556 Yeah, I wish I had a sister to instruct on proper ass fucking. Yeah, I wish I had a sister to instruct on proper ass fucking.
671 00:48:06,242 00:48:08,787 Hello? Hello?
672 00:48:08,811 00:48:11,556 - Anybody home? - Hi, Damien. - Anybody home? - Hi, Damien.
673 00:48:11,580 00:48:14,071 What's new with you guys? What's new with you guys?
674 00:48:15,117 00:48:18,463 - How's the store going? - Good. How's the movie going? - How's the store going? - Good. How's the movie going?
675 00:48:18,487 00:48:19,865 God pushed. God pushed.
676 00:48:19,889 00:48:23,802 Man, all these studios waste a lot of money making good scripts lousy. Man, all these studios waste a lot of money making good scripts lousy.
677 00:48:23,826 00:48:25,404 When are you gonna finish your script? When are you gonna finish your script?
678 00:48:25,428 00:48:27,406 - I wanna read it. - It's getting there. - I wanna read it. - It's getting there.
679 00:48:27,430 00:48:29,942 Just working in the second act. It kinds of slows down. Just working in the second act. It kinds of slows down.
680 00:48:29,966 00:48:33,594 Well, why don't you let me look at it, give you some notes? Well, why don't you let me look at it, give you some notes?
681 00:48:40,042 00:48:41,586 Hey, bro. Hey, bro.
682 00:48:41,610 00:48:44,908 There's some dude in the house with them. There's some dude in the house with them.
683 00:48:45,681 00:48:47,392 Who the fuck is that dick? Who the fuck is that dick?
684 00:48:47,416 00:48:48,961 You have to be more assertive. You have to be more assertive.
685 00:48:48,985 00:48:50,329 You should've seen the rep I met today. You should've seen the rep I met today.
686 00:48:50,353 00:48:52,064 She was the most confident person I've ever met... She was the most confident person I've ever met...
687 00:48:52,088 00:48:54,666 This has nothing to do with confidence, okay? This has nothing to do with confidence, okay?
688 00:48:54,690 00:48:56,201 The script is not ready yet, okay? The script is not ready yet, okay?
689 00:48:56,225 00:48:58,937 So I do not wanna show it to anybody until I'm happy with it. So I do not wanna show it to anybody until I'm happy with it.
690 00:48:58,961 00:49:02,975 - Somebody's a little tense. - I am not tense, okay? I'm just... - Somebody's a little tense. - I am not tense, okay? I'm just...
691 00:49:02,999 00:49:05,944 I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend and my best friend... I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend and my best friend...
692 00:49:05,968 00:49:08,347 ...trying to tell me how to run my business, okay? ...trying to tell me how to run my business, okay?
693 00:49:08,371 00:49:10,849 We heard some yelling, so we came over. We heard some yelling, so we came over.
694 00:49:10,873 00:49:14,419 - We were arguing about nothing. - I'm Damien Radford. - We were arguing about nothing. - I'm Damien Radford.
695 00:49:14,443 00:49:17,556 - Joe Santarella. - Yeah, I'm Stanny. - Joe Santarella. - Yeah, I'm Stanny.
696 00:49:17,580 00:49:19,658 I'm renting the pool house out to them. I'm renting the pool house out to them.
697 00:49:19,682 00:49:22,394 The pool hou? You mean the cabana? The pool hou? You mean the cabana?
698 00:49:22,418 00:49:25,797 - Yeah, they just got into town. - Cool. - Yeah, they just got into town. - Cool.
699 00:49:25,821 00:49:29,234 I was just getting ready to go to bed, Damien. Good night. I was just getting ready to go to bed, Damien. Good night.
700 00:49:29,258 00:49:32,226 Gosh, actually, me too. Gosh, actually, me too.
701 00:49:33,229 00:49:34,539 Hey, you guys play videogames? Hey, you guys play videogames?
702 00:49:34,563 00:49:36,690 - No. - Yeah. - No. - Yeah.
703 00:49:37,333 00:49:39,978 Don't mention anything about your job here. Don't mention anything about your job here.
704 00:49:40,002 00:49:42,299 Why not? Why not?
705 00:49:54,050 00:49:56,495 This whole thing with the boys is getting out of hand already. This whole thing with the boys is getting out of hand already.
706 00:49:56,519 00:49:58,330 This has nothing to do with Stanny and Joe. This has nothing to do with Stanny and Joe.
707 00:49:58,354 00:50:01,721 Well, I've got all kinds of people tripping in and out of the house. Well, I've got all kinds of people tripping in and out of the house.
708 00:50:01,991 00:50:04,336 - I'm talking about your career. - And... - I'm talking about your career. - And...
709 00:50:04,360 00:50:06,638 ...let's not bring that up in front of Damien, okay? ...let's not bring that up in front of Damien, okay?
710 00:50:06,662 00:50:10,776 Because I'm sick of him needling me about my work. Because I'm sick of him needling me about my work.
711 00:50:10,800 00:50:13,211 Okay. Sorry. Okay. Sorry.
712 00:50:13,235 00:50:15,213 But, you know, I... But, you know, I...
713 00:50:15,237 00:50:19,468 ...I was really nervous about opening my store, but I didn't have a choice. ...I was really nervous about opening my store, but I didn't have a choice.
714 00:50:19,708 00:50:21,686 And I think sometimes I'm lucky my family didn't have money... And I think sometimes I'm lucky my family didn't have money...
715 00:50:21,710 00:50:24,756 ...because I always had to put myself out there. It's how I pay my bills. ...because I always had to put myself out there. It's how I pay my bills.
716 00:50:24,780 00:50:26,770 What're you getting at? What're you getting at?
717 00:50:28,384 00:50:31,263 I just think sometimes your back's never up against the wall... I just think sometimes your back's never up against the wall...
718 00:50:31,287 00:50:33,865 ...so you never have to push hard to move forward. ...so you never have to push hard to move forward.
719 00:50:33,889 00:50:35,067 Okay, and what about you? Okay, and what about you?
720 00:50:35,091 00:50:38,270 Isn't that rep supposed to be getting your stuff into stores over the world? Isn't that rep supposed to be getting your stuff into stores over the world?
721 00:50:38,294 00:50:41,139 Yeah. But I can't afford to do that. Yeah. But I can't afford to do that.
722 00:50:41,163 00:50:43,842 And if I had money like you, I would put up a show... And if I had money like you, I would put up a show...
723 00:50:43,866 00:50:46,111 ...and then I would have backers to start manufacturing. ...and then I would have backers to start manufacturing.
724 00:50:46,135 00:50:49,297 Excuse me? What'd you mean if you had money like me? Excuse me? What'd you mean if you had money like me?
725 00:50:49,338 00:50:53,018 Exactly like I said. If I had money to do the show, I would. Exactly like I said. If I had money to do the show, I would.
726 00:50:53,042 00:50:56,321 I just think you need to be a little more aggressive. That's all. I just think you need to be a little more aggressive. That's all.
727 00:50:56,345 00:50:58,924 Okay, I got it. I've got money but no balls. Okay, I got it. I've got money but no balls.
728 00:50:58,948 00:51:02,906 You've got balls but no money. Shut the light off on your way out. You've got balls but no money. Shut the light off on your way out.
729 00:51:11,727 00:51:14,840 You almost got me there, sporty! You almost got me there, sporty!
730 00:51:14,864 00:51:18,162 "Sporty". That's funny. "Sporty". That's funny.
731 00:51:19,935 00:51:23,515 - How do you know the girls? - Donna and I dated for like a year. - How do you know the girls? - Donna and I dated for like a year.
732 00:51:23,539 00:51:26,718 But, yeah, I stay friends with all my ex-girlfriends. But, yeah, I stay friends with all my ex-girlfriends.
733 00:51:26,742 00:51:28,903 It's like Zen Buddhism thing. It's like Zen Buddhism thing.
734 00:51:49,498 00:51:51,795 Make you a business offer? Make you a business offer?
735 00:51:53,235 00:51:56,499 - Okay. - Look... - Okay. - Look...
736 00:51:57,439 00:51:58,984 I invest in all kinds of things. I invest in all kinds of things.
737 00:51:59,008 00:52:01,553 Why don't I invest in your putting on a show? Why don't I invest in your putting on a show?
738 00:52:01,577 00:52:05,069 You put on a big fashion show. You have a blowout party and... You put on a big fashion show. You have a blowout party and...
739 00:52:05,614 00:52:07,604 ...you're the next Donna Karan. ...you're the next Donna Karan.
740 00:52:11,020 00:52:13,265 Donna, you've read me all wrong. Donna, you've read me all wrong.
741 00:52:13,289 00:52:16,383 I wasn't trying to hit you up for a loan. I wasn't trying to hit you up for a loan.
742 00:52:24,266 00:52:26,757 I know you weren't. I know you weren't.
743 00:52:28,804 00:52:30,248 Look, Christi Ann, your store does well... Look, Christi Ann, your store does well...
744 00:52:30,272 00:52:32,751 ...and if that rep knows what she's talking about, then... ...and if that rep knows what she's talking about, then...
745 00:52:32,775 00:52:36,301 ...it's not a favor. It's a good investment. ...it's not a favor. It's a good investment.
746 00:52:40,182 00:52:42,377 Are you serious? Are you serious?
747 00:52:43,852 00:52:45,797 Okay. Okay.
748 00:52:45,821 00:52:48,414 Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it.
749 00:52:48,557 00:52:50,168 But you have to promise me you'll finish that script... But you have to promise me you'll finish that script...
750 00:52:50,192 00:52:53,320 ...and start sending it out. No more excuses. ...and start sending it out. No more excuses.
751 00:52:54,063 00:52:57,396 - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
752 00:52:59,635 00:53:01,880 Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna show my new men's clothes? Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna show my new men's clothes?
753 00:53:01,904 00:53:03,748 I just started making these. I just started making these.
754 00:53:03,772 00:53:05,617 - They look great to me. - Thank you. - They look great to me. - Thank you.
755 00:53:05,641 00:53:09,187 Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz. All the critics are gonna be there... Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz. All the critics are gonna be there...
756 00:53:09,211 00:53:10,989 ...mostly because of the celebrities. ...mostly because of the celebrities.
757 00:53:11,013 00:53:13,258 You know, I'm not sure who I hate more frankly. You know, I'm not sure who I hate more frankly.
758 00:53:13,282 00:53:18,378 Actually, no, that's not true. I hate them all. But I do love this dress. Actually, no, that's not true. I hate them all. But I do love this dress.
759 00:53:18,887 00:53:21,116 Please tell me you're sleeping with him. Please tell me you're sleeping with him.
760 00:53:21,557 00:53:24,669 - No, he's just an employee. - Put him on the runway. - No, he's just an employee. - Put him on the runway.
761 00:53:24,693 00:53:27,005 - Well, I don't know if I'm... - No, you have to. - Well, I don't know if I'm... - No, you have to.
762 00:53:27,029 00:53:28,340 It'll be a fun surprise. It'll be a fun surprise.
763 00:53:28,364 00:53:32,410 Think about it: Hot new designer puts warehouse boy on catwalk. Think about it: Hot new designer puts warehouse boy on catwalk.
764 00:53:32,434 00:53:37,428 It's brilliant. It's a tease. Leave them wanting more. I gotta go. It's brilliant. It's a tease. Leave them wanting more. I gotta go.
765 00:53:40,409 00:53:44,242 - This is the last box. - Will you do me a favor? - This is the last box. - Will you do me a favor?
766 00:53:44,480 00:53:46,914 Will you try this on? Will you try this on?
767 00:53:54,790 00:54:00,023 I wish I was as confident as you look. Will you model this for me? I wish I was as confident as you look. Will you model this for me?
768 00:54:02,531 00:54:06,057 Yeah, sure. Why not? Yeah, sure. Why not?
769 00:54:06,168 00:54:10,482 Thank God. I need as many pillars of strength around me as possible. Thank God. I need as many pillars of strength around me as possible.
770 00:54:10,506 00:54:14,185 Christi Ann, this looks fine. Christi Ann, this looks fine.
771 00:54:14,209 00:54:17,803 Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now.
772 00:54:18,113 00:54:21,159 This is all good. It's exciting! This is all good. It's exciting!
773 00:54:21,183 00:54:24,243 Look, no matter what the critical people say... Look, no matter what the critical people say...
774 00:54:25,154 00:54:28,179 ...might as well enjoy what's going on. ...might as well enjoy what's going on.
775 00:54:28,757 00:54:31,225 Come here. Come here.
776 00:54:51,313 00:54:54,179 - You got brothers and sisters? - Yeah. - You got brothers and sisters? - Yeah.
777 00:54:55,484 00:54:58,612 I mean, I got a brother and I got a sister. I mean, I got a brother and I got a sister.
778 00:54:58,721 00:55:03,535 - Older, younger? - One's older, one's younger. - Older, younger? - One's older, one's younger.
779 00:55:03,559 00:55:05,370 Why do people always ask this? I don't... Why do people always ask this? I don't...
780 00:55:05,394 00:55:07,472 Who cares about somebody's brothers and sisters? Who cares about somebody's brothers and sisters?
781 00:55:07,496 00:55:11,843 - Do you talk to your parents a lot? - No. We got an understanding. - Do you talk to your parents a lot? - No. We got an understanding.
782 00:55:11,867 00:55:14,232 What kind of understanding? What kind of understanding?
783 00:55:14,303 00:55:18,136 I left when I was 17. I gave them one of these. I left when I was 17. I gave them one of these.
784 00:55:19,475 00:55:22,034 What's that? What does that mean? What's that? What does that mean?
785 00:55:22,878 00:55:26,224 My mom and dad weren't very bright people. My mom and dad weren't very bright people.
786 00:55:26,248 00:55:27,425 Which would've been okay if they were nice... Which would've been okay if they were nice...
787 00:55:27,449 00:55:30,061 ...I mean, there's plenty of dumb but sweet people in the world. ...I mean, there's plenty of dumb but sweet people in the world.
788 00:55:30,085 00:55:34,419 But, I don't know, they were shitty too. They were just mean people. But, I don't know, they were shitty too. They were just mean people.
789 00:55:35,591 00:55:38,837 - How were they mean? - They just always said mean things. - How were they mean? - They just always said mean things.
790 00:55:38,861 00:55:45,231 You know, told me I was a fucking liar and a goddamned bullshiter. You know, told me I was a fucking liar and a goddamned bullshiter.
791 00:55:45,334 00:55:48,947 I go to a therapist. I've been going for three years actually and... I go to a therapist. I've been going for three years actually and...
792 00:55:48,971 00:55:54,285 ...I've learned that you have to move on, that you have to forgive them. ...I've learned that you have to move on, that you have to forgive them.
793 00:55:54,309 00:55:56,674 Right, yeah. Right, yeah.
794 00:55:57,146 00:56:00,759 I mean, I forgive them. Like I say, they weren't bright people. I mean, I forgive them. Like I say, they weren't bright people.
795 00:56:00,783 00:56:03,928 They had me. They didn't abort me. They had me. They didn't abort me.
796 00:56:03,952 00:56:07,899 I mean, they raised me, kind of a fucked up way to do it, but... I mean, they raised me, kind of a fucked up way to do it, but...
797 00:56:07,923 00:56:10,769 ...maybe them being so harsh made me the way I am today... ...maybe them being so harsh made me the way I am today...
798 00:56:10,793 00:56:13,090 ...you know, like resilient? ...you know, like resilient?
799 00:56:14,463 00:56:16,541 Gotta thank them for that, huh? Gotta thank them for that, huh?
800 00:56:16,565 00:56:20,398 Yeah, so whatever. That's why I gave them one of these. Yeah, so whatever. That's why I gave them one of these.
801 00:56:21,403 00:56:23,681 'Cause what it means is... 'Cause what it means is...
802 00:56:23,705 00:56:26,451 ...you did your best to love me. I did my best to love you back. ...you did your best to love me. I did my best to love you back.
803 00:56:26,475 00:56:31,139 We just reached a point where there's nothing left to say, so... We just reached a point where there's nothing left to say, so...
804 00:56:31,280 00:56:35,580 - ...good luck. - I like how you explain things. - ...good luck. - I like how you explain things.
805 00:56:36,852 00:56:39,081 You ever thought about writing? You ever thought about writing?
806 00:56:40,956 00:56:43,067 - Me? - Seriously. - Me? - Seriously.
807 00:56:43,091 00:56:45,616 - Come on! - Seriously. - Come on! - Seriously.
808 00:56:46,094 00:56:49,392 Seriously. You definitely have a way with words. Seriously. You definitely have a way with words.
809 00:56:49,498 00:56:52,710 I think you should write stuff down, you know? Not to... I think you should write stuff down, you know? Not to...
810 00:56:52,734 00:56:56,362 ...not to be rich or famous or anything, but to... ...not to be rich or famous or anything, but to...
811 00:56:57,172 00:56:59,663 ...to express yourself. ...to express yourself.
812 00:57:02,978 00:57:05,290 I'm gonna get you a notebook and a pen. Just try it. I'm gonna get you a notebook and a pen. Just try it.
813 00:57:05,314 00:57:07,577 Just jot stuff down. Just jot stuff down.
814 00:57:08,417 00:57:11,613 Okay, yeah. Okay, yeah.
815 00:57:17,759 00:57:19,804 Good luck with the show. We can't wait to see it. Good luck with the show. We can't wait to see it.
816 00:57:19,828 00:57:22,173 Thank you. See you on the front row! Thank you. See you on the front row!
817 00:57:22,197 00:57:24,324 Thanks. Thanks.
818 00:57:26,134 00:57:28,813 "See you on the front row"? How ass-kissy was that? "See you on the front row"? How ass-kissy was that?
819 00:57:28,837 00:57:30,381 Honey, you don't even need to be kissing her ass. Honey, you don't even need to be kissing her ass.
820 00:57:30,405 00:57:34,068 She's just a manufacturer. I gotta go. She's just a manufacturer. I gotta go.
821 00:57:43,418 00:57:45,196 - Thanks for coming. - Sure. - Thanks for coming. - Sure.
822 00:57:45,220 00:57:48,399 You know, I think you're making me addicted to sex. You know, I think you're making me addicted to sex.
823 00:57:48,423 00:57:50,288 Thanks. Thanks.
824 00:57:51,126 00:57:53,685 And, you know, I've never... And, you know, I've never...
825 00:57:54,296 00:57:57,876 ...given a blow-job to a guy in a car. ...given a blow-job to a guy in a car.
826 00:57:57,900 00:58:01,892 I'm just gonna... I just wanna... I'm just gonna... I just wanna...
827 00:58:08,243 00:58:12,179 You've gotten really good at that. You've gotten really good at that.
828 00:58:15,317 00:58:17,595 When you're through with that can you please call the silk place back... When you're through with that can you please call the silk place back...
829 00:58:17,619 00:58:21,088 and tell them that you're repped by me? They'll knock off 20%. and tell them that you're repped by me? They'll knock off 20%.
830 00:58:34,169 00:58:36,147 Where is everybody? Where is everybody?
831 00:58:36,171 00:58:38,182 Joe's helping out Christi Ann at her store. Joe's helping out Christi Ann at her store.
832 00:58:38,206 00:58:41,586 Good. Did you get any writing done today? Good. Did you get any writing done today?
833 00:58:41,610 00:58:45,477 - Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool. - So what you writing about? - Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool. - So what you writing about?
834 00:58:47,549 00:58:50,395 Never mind. Just keep getting it down on paper. Never mind. Just keep getting it down on paper.
835 00:58:50,419 00:58:51,930 Okay. Okay.
836 00:58:51,954 00:58:54,866 Had the printer print up like 100 copies of my script today. Had the printer print up like 100 copies of my script today.
837 00:58:54,890 00:58:56,801 Getting ready to send it out to agents. Getting ready to send it out to agents.
838 00:58:56,825 00:58:58,937 - Great. - Tell you what... - Great. - Tell you what...
839 00:58:58,961 00:59:03,374 ...when you're ready to take a break, why don't you come inside? ...when you're ready to take a break, why don't you come inside?
840 00:59:03,398 00:59:05,991 Okay. I will. Okay. I will.
841 01:00:27,215 01:00:32,463 I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut and you're the big strong man! I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut and you're the big strong man!
842 01:00:32,487 01:00:34,766 That's right. I'm not done fucking you. That's right. I'm not done fucking you.
843 01:00:34,790 01:00:36,801 I'm gonna fuck you harder and you're gonna like it. I'm gonna fuck you harder and you're gonna like it.
844 01:00:36,825 01:00:40,556 Oh, no, no! Oh, no, no!
845 01:00:42,230 01:00:44,857 Don't punish me! Hey! Don't punish me! Hey!
846 01:00:46,301 01:00:50,581 - Baby, I can't do this anymore. - Why? What's wrong? - Baby, I can't do this anymore. - Why? What's wrong?
847 01:00:50,605 01:00:55,720 This... this whole routine of me holding you down and... This... this whole routine of me holding you down and...
848 01:00:55,744 01:00:58,804 ...your begging me to stop... ...your begging me to stop...
849 01:00:59,147 01:01:00,992 ...it's fucking weird, I don't know. It's just... ...it's fucking weird, I don't know. It's just...
850 01:01:01,016 01:01:04,762 Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine every day for the past three weeks. Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine every day for the past three weeks.
851 01:01:04,786 01:01:08,915 I know. Look, at first I did. It's just lately... I know. Look, at first I did. It's just lately...
852 01:01:09,524 01:01:12,870 It's 'cause I care about you, and I don't wanna do that... It's 'cause I care about you, and I don't wanna do that...
853 01:01:12,894 01:01:16,474 - ...to somebody I care about. - Look, we're just playing. Come on. - ...to somebody I care about. - Look, we're just playing. Come on.
854 01:01:16,498 01:01:18,590 I mean, we're just... I mean, we're just...
855 01:01:19,367 01:01:21,245 Why are we even having this conversation? Why are we even having this conversation?
856 01:01:21,269 01:01:22,714 You have a simple job, Stanny. You have a simple job, Stanny.
857 01:01:22,738 01:01:25,383 Are you telling me that you can't fulfill it? Because, you know what? Are you telling me that you can't fulfill it? Because, you know what?
858 01:01:25,407 01:01:28,352 There are a lot of guys in this city that would be more than happy... There are a lot of guys in this city that would be more than happy...
859 01:01:28,376 01:01:31,037 ...to do this without complaining. ...to do this without complaining.
860 01:01:33,215 01:01:35,546 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
861 01:01:36,184 01:01:38,914 Is that all that I am to you? Is that all that I am to you?
862 01:01:39,921 01:01:44,414 I think you'd better take the blindfold off now. I think you'd better take the blindfold off now.
863 01:01:55,971 01:01:58,483 I'm such a fucking idiot. I'm such a fucking idiot.
864 01:01:58,507 01:02:01,168 I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole.
865 01:02:01,409 01:02:04,322 I mean, I was like ready to tell... I mean, I was like ready to tell...
866 01:02:04,346 01:02:06,279 What? What?
867 01:02:10,252 01:02:13,721 I think I'm falling in love with you. I think I'm falling in love with you.
868 01:02:22,464 01:02:25,728 Okay. Can you untie me, please? Okay. Can you untie me, please?
869 01:03:00,302 01:03:02,997 I think you and Joe need to move out. I think you and Joe need to move out.
870 01:03:15,083 01:03:17,642 Joe, get up. We gotta go. Joe, get up. We gotta go.
871 01:03:19,287 01:03:21,499 Seriously. I'm not fucking around, man. Pack your shit. Seriously. I'm not fucking around, man. Pack your shit.
872 01:03:21,523 01:03:24,035 Stanny, what did you do? Stanny, what did you do?
873 01:03:24,059 01:03:27,638 I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped being shitty. Figure that one out. I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped being shitty. Figure that one out.
874 01:03:27,662 01:03:30,708 Come on, we got a pretty good deal going on here, man. Come on, we got a pretty good deal going on here, man.
875 01:03:30,732 01:03:33,644 How long did you think this was gonna last, you know, seriously? How long did you think this was gonna last, you know, seriously?
876 01:03:33,668 01:03:35,413 Okay, it's been a fun month or two, but... Okay, it's been a fun month or two, but...
877 01:03:35,437 01:03:38,804 ...we milked this for as much as we could. The milk's gone sour. ...we milked this for as much as we could. The milk's gone sour.
878 01:03:57,092 01:04:00,571 What did you? Joe, what the hell's going on? What did you? Joe, what the hell's going on?
879 01:04:00,595 01:04:02,340 - We're leaving. - Hold on! - We're leaving. - Hold on!
880 01:04:02,364 01:04:05,977 - Did you get in a fight with Donna? - What the fuck you think? - Did you get in a fight with Donna? - What the fuck you think?
881 01:04:06,001 01:04:09,680 I guess we're gonna go and try and find our own place. I guess we're gonna go and try and find our own place.
882 01:04:09,704 01:04:12,250 No, I don't want you to go. I don't want either one of you to go. No, I don't want you to go. I don't want either one of you to go.
883 01:04:12,274 01:04:13,618 Well, you don't always get what you want. Well, you don't always get what you want.
884 01:04:13,642 01:04:16,187 - Take care. - Wait! Wait! - Take care. - Wait! Wait!
885 01:04:16,211 01:04:19,271 Hold on one minute! Hold on one minute!
886 01:04:19,447 01:04:21,812 Hold on. Hold on.
887 01:04:27,889 01:04:31,736 - Donna, what's going on? - I guess they're leaving. - Donna, what's going on? - I guess they're leaving.
888 01:04:31,760 01:04:33,037 And you're just gonna sit there? And you're just gonna sit there?
889 01:04:33,061 01:04:35,573 Yeah, what am I supposed to be doing? Yeah, what am I supposed to be doing?
890 01:04:35,597 01:04:38,175 What happened? What happened?
891 01:04:38,199 01:04:40,929 It was just getting too... It was just getting too...
892 01:04:41,102 01:04:44,115 - ...I don't know, too weird. - Too weird? - ...I don't know, too weird. - Too weird?
893 01:04:44,139 01:04:47,351 Why is it that every time you like a guy things get too weird? Why is it that every time you like a guy things get too weird?
894 01:04:47,375 01:04:50,288 - Who says I like the guy? - You're full of shit. - Who says I like the guy? - You're full of shit.
895 01:04:50,312 01:04:52,823 And I don't have time to sit here and listen to you lie to yourself... And I don't have time to sit here and listen to you lie to yourself...
896 01:04:52,847 01:04:56,282 ...because they're leaving! What do you wanna do? ...because they're leaving! What do you wanna do?
897 01:04:56,885 01:05:00,097 - Well, Joe doesn't have to go. - Joe goes wherever Stanny goes! - Well, Joe doesn't have to go. - Joe goes wherever Stanny goes!
898 01:05:00,121 01:05:03,834 And I'm not about to let him do that because you got this thing about... And I'm not about to let him do that because you got this thing about...
899 01:05:03,858 01:05:05,169 What? This thing about what? What? This thing about what?
900 01:05:05,193 01:05:07,505 I don't know, but you've got this thing! I don't know, but you've got this thing!
901 01:05:07,529 01:05:09,428 And... And...
902 01:05:10,732 01:05:14,879 if you look at me and tell me that you don't like the guy... if you look at me and tell me that you don't like the guy...
903 01:05:14,903 01:05:19,464 ...fine, I'll say goodbye to both of them. ...fine, I'll say goodbye to both of them.
904 01:05:25,046 01:05:27,980 Tell me what happened. Tell me what happened.
905 01:05:28,984 01:05:33,386 He said he thought he was falling in love with me. He said he thought he was falling in love with me.
906 01:05:34,055 01:05:37,601 Okay. Well... Okay. Well...
907 01:05:37,625 01:05:42,039 ...the guy who loves you is walking out the door right now. ...the guy who loves you is walking out the door right now.
908 01:05:42,063 01:05:45,361 Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
909 01:05:49,404 01:05:51,582 Let's get out of here. This is friggin' humiliating. Let's get out of here. This is friggin' humiliating.
910 01:05:51,606 01:05:55,486 She asked us to wait a minute, so we're gonna wait. She asked us to wait a minute, so we're gonna wait.
911 01:05:55,510 01:05:59,457 - It's been over a minute. Let's go. - It's an expression, Stanny. - It's been over a minute. Let's go. - It's an expression, Stanny.
912 01:05:59,481 01:06:01,993 Okay? It's like "hold on a sec". It's more than a second. Okay? It's like "hold on a sec". It's more than a second.
913 01:06:02,017 01:06:04,985 Okay, it's a stupid fucking expression then. Okay, it's a stupid fucking expression then.
914 01:06:11,993 01:06:13,738 Just... Just...
915 01:06:13,762 01:06:16,374 ...don't ask me to say it to you 'cause I can't, Stanny. I'm sorry. ...don't ask me to say it to you 'cause I can't, Stanny. I'm sorry.
916 01:06:16,398 01:06:23,326 - I just can't say it to you. - Just... just let me love you. - I just can't say it to you. - Just... just let me love you.
917 01:07:05,647 01:07:08,707 I was close. I was close.
918 01:07:08,883 01:07:11,395 It's alright. It's alright.
919 01:07:11,419 01:07:16,117 I'm sorry. My mind's just on the fashion show. I'm sorry. My mind's just on the fashion show.
920 01:07:16,324 01:07:19,850 Don't be sorry. Don't be sorry.
921 01:07:19,894 01:07:24,990 Joe, how come you never slept in my bed? Joe, how come you never slept in my bed?
922 01:07:26,835 01:07:30,214 You never asked me to. You never asked me to.
923 01:07:30,238 01:07:35,107 Well, will you sleep here with me? I mean... Well, will you sleep here with me? I mean...
924 01:07:35,910 01:07:41,177 ...just for the next two nights until the fashion show. ...just for the next two nights until the fashion show.
925 01:07:43,651 01:07:45,846 Well... Well...
926 01:07:46,154 01:07:48,781 sure, girl. sure, girl.
927 01:07:49,390 01:07:52,518 Be happy to. Be happy to.
928 01:08:09,477 01:08:13,124 - What about the cuteness? - What about the dumbness? - What about the cuteness? - What about the dumbness?
929 01:08:13,148 01:08:15,392 - You're dumb. - No, you're dumb. - You're dumb. - No, you're dumb.
930 01:08:15,416 01:08:20,164 - What about the sweetness? - Guys, do it in private! Jeez! - What about the sweetness? - Guys, do it in private! Jeez!
931 01:08:20,188 01:08:21,365 You guys, really. You guys, really.
932 01:08:21,389 01:08:23,434 Why don't you just give each other hickies? Why don't you just give each other hickies?
933 01:08:23,458 01:08:25,536 You have rug burns on your elbows. You have rug burns on your elbows.
934 01:08:25,560 01:08:27,938 You broke your nails scratching his back! You broke your nails scratching his back!
935 01:08:27,962 01:08:29,673 I chipped my tooth last week... I chipped my tooth last week...
936 01:08:29,697 01:08:31,008 ...'cause we were doing it doggy style... ...'cause we were doing it doggy style...
937 01:08:31,032 01:08:35,613 ...and she friggin' jerks her head back right into my jaw. You did! ...and she friggin' jerks her head back right into my jaw. You did!
938 01:08:35,637 01:08:39,049 My God, Christi Ann! Remember back in college... My God, Christi Ann! Remember back in college...
939 01:08:39,073 01:08:41,752 ...when I was giving a blow-job to that guy... ...when I was giving a blow-job to that guy...
940 01:08:41,776 01:08:43,387 ...that would not take the beret off? ...that would not take the beret off?
941 01:08:43,411 01:08:46,457 My God. the bathroom is in-between our two bedrooms... My God. the bathroom is in-between our two bedrooms...
942 01:08:46,481 01:08:48,225 ...which is right next to this little tiny living room. ...which is right next to this little tiny living room.
943 01:08:48,249 01:08:50,227 So I'm ready to come out and spit... So I'm ready to come out and spit...
944 01:08:50,251 01:08:53,597 ...and there's like ten people in the goddamned living room. ...and there's like ten people in the goddamned living room.
945 01:08:53,621 01:08:57,735 So I come out and my mouth's like this 'caused it's all full of his cum. So I come out and my mouth's like this 'caused it's all full of his cum.
946 01:08:57,759 01:09:00,504 And I come out and everybody starts laughing. And I come out and everybody starts laughing.
947 01:09:00,528 01:09:02,406 And then I start to laugh... And then I start to laugh...
948 01:09:02,430 01:09:04,308 ...and then everyone's jumping back out of the way... ...and then everyone's jumping back out of the way...
949 01:09:04,332 01:09:07,444 ...'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna spit up right there on the carpet. ...'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna spit up right there on the carpet.
950 01:09:07,468 01:09:11,048 So I got running into the bathroom and I spit out and... So I got running into the bathroom and I spit out and...
951 01:09:11,072 01:09:13,870 ...I get a standing ovation. ...I get a standing ovation.
952 01:09:14,475 01:09:17,671 That's disgusting. Ew! That's disgusting. Ew!
953 01:09:24,953 01:09:27,164 Honey, you know what I was just thinking? Honey, you know what I was just thinking?
954 01:09:27,188 01:09:30,668 - How adorable you are? - No, I think pretty highly on myself... - How adorable you are? - No, I think pretty highly on myself...
955 01:09:30,692 01:09:32,903 ...but I ain't best described as adorable. ...but I ain't best described as adorable.
956 01:09:32,927 01:09:34,972 No, I was thinking about how we first met and all. No, I was thinking about how we first met and all.
957 01:09:34,996 01:09:36,273 It's funny, I used to be so choosey. It's funny, I used to be so choosey.
958 01:09:36,297 01:09:39,510 Like every girl I dates had to have a perfect ass. Like every girl I dates had to have a perfect ass.
959 01:09:39,534 01:09:40,978 Joe and I used to argue about it all the time. Joe and I used to argue about it all the time.
960 01:09:41,002 01:09:43,347 If the girl had like a big square man ass... If the girl had like a big square man ass...
961 01:09:43,371 01:09:46,150 ...forget it. I couldn't do it. And it's funny when I met you... ...forget it. I couldn't do it. And it's funny when I met you...
962 01:09:46,174 01:09:49,820 ...I was like, "This chick is hot-looking, but what does her ass look like?" ...I was like, "This chick is hot-looking, but what does her ass look like?"
963 01:09:49,844 01:09:51,522 So we get naked and we start fucking... So we get naked and we start fucking...
964 01:09:51,546 01:09:54,191 And I'm like, "Wow, this chick has a big ass! And I'm like, "Wow, this chick has a big ass!
965 01:09:54,215 01:09:57,928 But I'm diggin' it. It's great." It's like you converted me. But I'm diggin' it. It's great." It's like you converted me.
966 01:09:57,952 01:10:02,066 Now I'm like all the black and Puerto Rican guys I used to give shit to... Now I'm like all the black and Puerto Rican guys I used to give shit to...
967 01:10:02,090 01:10:06,403 'cause they always went for the big booty. I love big asses now. 'cause they always went for the big booty. I love big asses now.
968 01:10:06,427 01:10:09,794 It's weird how like your taste could change like that. It's weird how like your taste could change like that.
969 01:10:11,132 01:10:13,477 How about how adorable you are? How about how adorable you are?
970 01:10:13,501 01:10:15,746 Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot believe you just told me I was fat. Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot believe you just told me I was fat.
971 01:10:15,770 01:10:16,947 I didn't say you were fat! I didn't say you were fat!
972 01:10:16,971 01:10:20,463 I said I love you no matter what your body looks like. I said I love you no matter what your body looks like.
973 01:10:21,943 01:10:25,503 Another sacrifice to the beer gods. Another sacrifice to the beer gods.
974 01:10:29,317 01:10:32,581 Man, Donna's making me insane. Man, Donna's making me insane.
975 01:10:33,321 01:10:37,501 Yep. Well, you're in love with her. Yep. Well, you're in love with her.
976 01:10:37,525 01:10:41,739 Yeah. Still, she's got some mental problems. Yeah. Still, she's got some mental problems.
977 01:10:41,763 01:10:44,375 Women just have more emotions than we do. Women just have more emotions than we do.
978 01:10:44,399 01:10:47,878 And they don't think of all the things they're thinking as mental problems. And they don't think of all the things they're thinking as mental problems.
979 01:10:47,902 01:10:50,014 That's just their daily way of thinking. That's just their daily way of thinking.
980 01:10:50,038 01:10:54,736 And he repeats himself. I think he's borderline schizophrenic. And he repeats himself. I think he's borderline schizophrenic.
981 01:10:54,876 01:10:58,322 We argue and I explain to him how he's being ridiculous. We argue and I explain to him how he's being ridiculous.
982 01:10:58,346 01:10:59,523 He admits it. He admits it.
983 01:10:59,547 01:11:02,192 He apologizes for it and then he does it again the very next day! He apologizes for it and then he does it again the very next day!
984 01:11:02,216 01:11:03,394 Well, what're you arguing about? Well, what're you arguing about?
985 01:11:03,418 01:11:04,895 It just depends on what you're fighting about. It just depends on what you're fighting about.
986 01:11:04,919 01:11:07,865 It has nothing to do with what you were fighting about. It has nothing to do with what you were fighting about.
987 01:11:07,889 01:11:10,067 She always gives me this psycho-friggin'- logical bullshit... She always gives me this psycho-friggin'- logical bullshit...
988 01:11:10,091 01:11:11,935 ...I ain't in touch with my feelings. ...I ain't in touch with my feelings.
989 01:11:11,959 01:11:14,805 After about an hour of yelling, I just say, "Yeah, whatever. You're right". After about an hour of yelling, I just say, "Yeah, whatever. You're right".
990 01:11:14,829 01:11:17,541 And then the next day we have the same argument like a bad rerun! And then the next day we have the same argument like a bad rerun!
991 01:11:17,565 01:11:20,444 You're lucky. Joe seems a lot more sensitive. You're lucky. Joe seems a lot more sensitive.
992 01:11:20,468 01:11:22,880 - He tries. - Yeah, he tries. - He tries. - Yeah, he tries.
993 01:11:22,904 01:11:25,616 Bro, just make it look like you're trying. Don't say nothing. Bro, just make it look like you're trying. Don't say nothing.
994 01:11:25,640 01:11:29,453 At most just say, "I wish I was more aware like you guys." At most just say, "I wish I was more aware like you guys."
995 01:11:29,477 01:11:33,879 - But I'm still learning". - He says that? That is so sweet! - But I'm still learning". - He says that? That is so sweet!
996 01:11:34,182 01:11:37,428 And Stanny can be so great. I mean, he really can. And Stanny can be so great. I mean, he really can.
997 01:11:37,452 01:11:42,966 And that's why it kills me to get rejected like that. And that's why it kills me to get rejected like that.
998 01:11:42,990 01:11:45,936 What does she expect me to say? I feel like saying to her... What does she expect me to say? I feel like saying to her...
999 01:11:45,960 01:11:49,139 ..."All those years shoveling concrete I had a lot of shitty days." ..."All those years shoveling concrete I had a lot of shitty days."
1000 01:11:49,163 01:11:52,042 Would've been really nice to just lay on a couch on a doctor's office... Would've been really nice to just lay on a couch on a doctor's office...
1001 01:11:52,066 01:11:54,578 ...and talk about my feelings". It ain't fair! ...and talk about my feelings". It ain't fair!
1002 01:11:54,602 01:11:57,281 I worked so hard to get to this point. I worked so hard to get to this point.
1003 01:11:57,305 01:11:59,616 My therapist is so proud of my progress. My therapist is so proud of my progress.
1004 01:11:59,640 01:12:01,852 But this whole relationship is putting me in a tailspin. But this whole relationship is putting me in a tailspin.
1005 01:12:01,876 01:12:04,288 You're not thinking of breaking up with him, are you? You're not thinking of breaking up with him, are you?
1006 01:12:04,312 01:12:08,692 No! Well, thinking about it but no, I mean... No! Well, thinking about it but no, I mean...
1007 01:12:08,716 01:12:11,428 ...we've come this far and we should try and get through this. ...we've come this far and we should try and get through this.
1008 01:12:11,452 01:12:13,731 You ever cry in front of her? You ever cry in front of her?
1009 01:12:13,755 01:12:15,745 No. No.
1010 01:12:16,457 01:12:19,136 You don't cry ever, do you? You don't cry ever, do you?
1011 01:12:19,160 01:12:21,525 No. No.
1012 01:12:26,567 01:12:29,331 You ever cry in front of Donna? You ever cry in front of Donna?
1013 01:12:30,905 01:12:33,430 Yeah, I suppose. This once. Yeah, I suppose. This once.
1014 01:12:33,841 01:12:35,652 And he cries. And he cries.
1015 01:12:35,676 01:12:38,021 - Really? - He cries a lot, actually. - Really? - He cries a lot, actually.
1016 01:12:38,045 01:12:40,069 And more and more lately. And more and more lately.
1017 01:12:40,281 01:12:42,840 Joe doesn't cry in front of you, huh? Joe doesn't cry in front of you, huh?
1018 01:12:42,950 01:12:45,295 Well, no. Well, no.
1019 01:12:45,319 01:12:50,033 Just take it in a notch, Stanny. I know you, man, you don't let shit go. Just take it in a notch, Stanny. I know you, man, you don't let shit go.
1020 01:12:50,057 01:12:52,836 - This chick could turn on you. - No. - This chick could turn on you. - No.
1021 01:12:52,860 01:12:56,386 You kidding me? This chick is crazy about me. You kidding me? This chick is crazy about me.
1022 01:12:56,664 01:12:58,495 You really love her, don't you? You really love her, don't you?
1023 01:13:00,435 01:13:03,347 Joe, I never loved nothing like I love that girl. Joe, I never loved nothing like I love that girl.
1024 01:13:03,371 01:13:08,819 Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type of guy who grows on you. Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type of guy who grows on you.
1025 01:13:08,843 01:13:10,421 He's somebody you fall in love with slowly. He's somebody you fall in love with slowly.
1026 01:13:10,445 01:13:11,622 Love him like a friend. Love him like a friend.
1027 01:13:11,646 01:13:13,157 You don't say "I love you" to each other? You don't say "I love you" to each other?
1028 01:13:13,181 01:13:15,392 - No! You don't say that to friends. - Yes, you do. We do. - No! You don't say that to friends. - Yes, you do. We do.
1029 01:13:15,416 01:13:17,895 - I mean, you know I love you. - I love you too! - I mean, you know I love you. - I love you too!
1030 01:13:17,919 01:13:21,131 - But guys don't say that as friends. - You're right. - But guys don't say that as friends. - You're right.
1031 01:13:21,155 01:13:25,216 - Joe, I fucking love you, man. - I love you too, bro. - Joe, I fucking love you, man. - I love you too, bro.
1032 01:13:42,276 01:13:44,937 Christi Ann... Christi Ann...
1033 01:13:44,979 01:13:48,243 you gotta relax. you gotta relax.
1034 01:13:48,716 01:13:52,549 I want you to know something, okay? I want you to know something, okay?
1035 01:13:52,920 01:13:56,150 Sex isn't about... Sex isn't about...
1036 01:13:56,190 01:13:58,569 ...talking dirty or... ...talking dirty or...
1037 01:13:58,593 01:14:01,926 ...some silly new position. ...some silly new position.
1038 01:14:02,830 01:14:05,924 It's about trust. It's about trust.
1039 01:14:06,934 01:14:09,766 Do you trust me? Do you trust me?
1040 01:14:13,508 01:14:15,737 It's tender... It's tender...
1041 01:14:16,611 01:14:18,772 soft. soft.
1042 01:14:19,514 01:14:22,693 I'm gonna kiss you delicately. I'm gonna kiss you delicately.
1043 01:14:22,717 01:14:27,381 If it makes sense, give it back. If it makes sense, give it back.
1044 01:15:51,138 01:15:54,937 This is going to be a great show. This is going to be a great show.
1045 01:15:59,547 01:16:01,878 Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
1046 01:17:00,541 01:17:04,238 - You're amazing. Okay. - Thank you. - You're amazing. Okay. - Thank you.
1047 01:17:04,812 01:17:07,007 This is insane! This is insane!
1048 01:17:12,553 01:17:13,830 I think you're gonna get backers. I think you're gonna get backers.
1049 01:17:13,854 01:17:16,566 I've gotten so many cards I can't even keep track! I've gotten so many cards I can't even keep track!
1050 01:17:16,590 01:17:18,557 That's awesome. That's awesome.
1051 01:17:19,026 01:17:22,305 - Do you know that guy over there? - Mark. - Do you know that guy over there? - Mark.
1052 01:17:22,329 01:17:26,176 He's like, "Come to Europe. You know... He's like, "Come to Europe. You know...
1053 01:17:26,200 01:17:28,779 ...the fashion season's just starting". ...the fashion season's just starting".
1054 01:17:28,803 01:17:33,016 Like, he told me I could be making a couple grand a day just doing this. Like, he told me I could be making a couple grand a day just doing this.
1055 01:17:33,040 01:17:36,386 - Is he like for real or what? - Well, he owns a modeling agency. - Is he like for real or what? - Well, he owns a modeling agency.
1056 01:17:36,410 01:17:39,356 - He's for real. - It was nice for him to say it and all... - He's for real. - It was nice for him to say it and all...
1057 01:17:39,380 01:17:41,425 ...but I don't know if he meant it, you know? ...but I don't know if he meant it, you know?
1058 01:17:41,449 01:17:45,962 Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur. He's an editor from Vogue Magazine. Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur. He's an editor from Vogue Magazine.
1059 01:17:45,986 01:17:49,819 Love your show, very elegant. Love your show, very elegant.
1060 01:18:07,441 01:18:09,086 Nikki, you don't care about fashion. Nikki, you don't care about fashion.
1061 01:18:09,110 01:18:10,587 You're just here for the party afterwards. You're just here for the party afterwards.
1062 01:18:10,611 01:18:12,255 How can you blame me? You always seem to have... How can you blame me? You always seem to have...
1063 01:18:12,279 01:18:14,491 ...the most entertaining guests. ...the most entertaining guests.
1064 01:18:14,515 01:18:16,093 I'm sure he's already told you ladies... I'm sure he's already told you ladies...
1065 01:18:16,117 01:18:18,595 ...but Nikki sold his first screenplay last year. ...but Nikki sold his first screenplay last year.
1066 01:18:18,619 01:18:20,564 And now he's in production on his next film. And now he's in production on his next film.
1067 01:18:20,588 01:18:21,798 Congratulations. Congratulations.
1068 01:18:21,822 01:18:22,999 Of course when I sell one of my scripts... Of course when I sell one of my scripts...
1069 01:18:23,023 01:18:26,536 ...I'm gonna have to surround myself with a bevy of beautiful men... ...I'm gonna have to surround myself with a bevy of beautiful men...
1070 01:18:26,560 01:18:30,207 ...which I'll have to secretly blow because I have a boyfriend. ...which I'll have to secretly blow because I have a boyfriend.
1071 01:18:30,231 01:18:31,608 You know... You know...
1072 01:18:31,632 01:18:35,624 ...you always have to talk about cock and fucking and it's really disgusting. ...you always have to talk about cock and fucking and it's really disgusting.
1073 01:18:36,804 01:18:39,067 Excuse us. Excuse us.
1074 01:18:42,143 01:18:46,123 I am trying to host a party here so back the fuck off. I am trying to host a party here so back the fuck off.
1075 01:18:46,147 01:18:48,091 Okay, can you not embarrass me, please? Okay, can you not embarrass me, please?
1076 01:18:48,115 01:18:49,426 Can not talk like that in front of me? Can not talk like that in front of me?
1077 01:18:49,450 01:18:51,261 Stop smoking that thing in my face. Stop smoking that thing in my face.
1078 01:18:51,285 01:18:54,197 I smoke wherever I want. How do you like that? I smoke wherever I want. How do you like that?
1079 01:18:54,221 01:18:56,951 You're drunk. You're such an ass. You're drunk. You're such an ass.
1080 01:19:11,305 01:19:15,051 - Stanny, you won't believe this shit. - I've figured it out. Relationships... - Stanny, you won't believe this shit. - I've figured it out. Relationships...
1081 01:19:15,075 01:19:18,388 ...it's all about control. If you're in control you don't get hurt. ...it's all about control. If you're in control you don't get hurt.
1082 01:19:18,412 01:19:19,589 'Cause everyone's afraid of getting hurt. 'Cause everyone's afraid of getting hurt.
1083 01:19:19,613 01:19:21,491 I gotta tell you what this guy was saying to me. I gotta tell you what this guy was saying to me.
1084 01:19:21,515 01:19:23,360 You know what? These girls, they just own us. You know what? These girls, they just own us.
1085 01:19:23,384 01:19:24,928 It was never about sex. It was about... It was never about sex. It was about...
1086 01:19:24,952 01:19:27,564 ...being able to give us shit and we couldn't give shit back. ...being able to give us shit and we couldn't give shit back.
1087 01:19:27,588 01:19:30,634 I know Donna can be shitty at times but Christi Ann... I know Donna can be shitty at times but Christi Ann...
1088 01:19:30,658 01:19:31,968 Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it. Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it.
1089 01:19:31,992 01:19:35,620 You don't even realize you got a leash around your neck. You don't even realize you got a leash around your neck.
1090 01:19:37,731 01:19:40,631 You know what? You ain't always right, Stanny. You know what? You ain't always right, Stanny.
1091 01:19:40,668 01:19:44,381 You ain't always right about shit and you're wrong about that girl. You ain't always right about shit and you're wrong about that girl.
1092 01:19:44,405 01:19:47,584 Yeah, right. You're falling all over these phony who wants to be... Yeah, right. You're falling all over these phony who wants to be...
1093 01:19:47,608 01:19:51,021 - ...a high-class designer. - Why do always do this? - ...a high-class designer. - Why do always do this?
1094 01:19:51,045 01:19:53,456 Why is that every time I like a girl... Why is that every time I like a girl...
1095 01:19:53,480 01:19:56,278 ...you say she's no good 'cause of something? ...you say she's no good 'cause of something?
1096 01:19:56,550 01:20:00,297 You say it like she's trying to split you and me up or something. You say it like she's trying to split you and me up or something.
1097 01:20:00,321 01:20:01,965 You know what? You know what?
1098 01:20:01,989 01:20:04,968 - I think it's the other way around. - You really think... - I think it's the other way around. - You really think...
1099 01:20:04,992 01:20:08,171 ...that that girl considers you her equal? ...that that girl considers you her equal?
1100 01:20:08,195 01:20:10,720 Brother, that girl considers herself above you. Brother, that girl considers herself above you.
1101 01:20:14,268 01:20:17,881 I'm just saving you from a painful fall! I'm just saving you from a painful fall!
1102 01:20:17,905 01:20:21,818 My girlfriend's got me buying every goddamned thing here. My girlfriend's got me buying every goddamned thing here.
1103 01:20:21,842 01:20:23,720 That's wonderful! Or maybe not. That's wonderful! Or maybe not.
1104 01:20:23,744 01:20:25,522 I wouldn't be here if it weren't for her. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for her.
1105 01:20:25,546 01:20:27,891 I'm blowing cash on that dress, this skirt... I'm blowing cash on that dress, this skirt...
1106 01:20:27,915 01:20:29,226 Don't even listen to him. Don't even listen to him.
1107 01:20:29,250 01:20:31,761 - He can afford it. He's a lawyer. - Lawyer my ass. - He can afford it. He's a lawyer. - Lawyer my ass.
1108 01:20:31,785 01:20:35,999 She's got one hand in my pants, one hand in my goddamned wallet. She's got one hand in my pants, one hand in my goddamned wallet.
1109 01:20:36,023 01:20:38,869 - Your illustrious model. - He's not really a model. - Your illustrious model. - He's not really a model.
1110 01:20:38,893 01:20:42,419 He's actually my personal cabana boy. He's actually my personal cabana boy.
1111 01:20:43,397 01:20:45,728 Come with me right now. Come with me right now.
1112 01:20:50,871 01:20:54,807 That's exactly what I'm talking about. Great. Okay, talk to you later. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Great. Okay, talk to you later.
1113 01:20:55,276 01:20:56,853 Don't be showing up at my girlfriend's house. Don't be showing up at my girlfriend's house.
1114 01:20:56,877 01:20:58,521 You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend now? You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend now?
1115 01:20:58,545 01:20:59,723 - That's cool. - Yeah. - That's cool. - Yeah.
1116 01:20:59,747 01:21:02,559 So maybe you don't need to be stopping by here anymore. So maybe you don't need to be stopping by here anymore.
1117 01:21:02,583 01:21:04,394 Christi Ann invited me. Christi Ann invited me.
1118 01:21:04,418 01:21:06,930 You wanna push it? We'll settle this old school. You wanna push it? We'll settle this old school.
1119 01:21:06,954 01:21:09,115 What? We're gonna break dance? What? We're gonna break dance?
1120 01:21:09,290 01:21:12,168 Look, shit. I forgot to tell you about him. Look, shit. I forgot to tell you about him.
1121 01:21:12,192 01:21:14,137 Tell him about me what? I'm standing right fucking here. Tell him about me what? I'm standing right fucking here.
1122 01:21:14,161 01:21:15,872 Don't talk about me like I'm a piece of friggin' wood. Don't talk about me like I'm a piece of friggin' wood.
1123 01:21:15,896 01:21:17,073 Easy, fella, you don't gotta... Easy, fella, you don't gotta...
1124 01:21:17,097 01:21:19,075 "Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking horse to you? "Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking horse to you?
1125 01:21:19,099 01:21:21,678 Do I have fucking hooves? Don't fucking say "easy fella" to me! Do I have fucking hooves? Don't fucking say "easy fella" to me!
1126 01:21:21,702 01:21:23,613 Did you say the word "fuck" enough in that sentence? Did you say the word "fuck" enough in that sentence?
1127 01:21:23,637 01:21:26,349 No, let me add a few more. Fuck you. And fuck you too! No, let me add a few more. Fuck you. And fuck you too!
1128 01:21:26,373 01:21:28,318 Let's just all cool out. Let's just all cool out.
1129 01:21:28,342 01:21:29,986 - Stanny! - Wanna try to grab me again, fucker? - Stanny! - Wanna try to grab me again, fucker?
1130 01:21:30,010 01:21:32,289 - Easy, fella, just... - Quit saying "easy fella" to me! - Easy, fella, just... - Quit saying "easy fella" to me!
1131 01:21:32,313 01:21:34,124 - Just chill the fuck out! - Stanny! - Just chill the fuck out! - Stanny!
1132 01:21:34,148 01:21:37,360 - Don't you lay a hand on me! - I'm not gonna lay a hand on you. - Don't you lay a hand on me! - I'm not gonna lay a hand on you.
1133 01:21:37,384 01:21:38,561 Didn't even lay a hand on him. Didn't even lay a hand on him.
1134 01:21:38,585 01:21:39,829 I knocked him on his ass with my elbow. I knocked him on his ass with my elbow.
1135 01:21:39,853 01:21:43,618 Stanny, get in the goddamned house. And, Damien, you can go! Stanny, get in the goddamned house. And, Damien, you can go!
1136 01:21:45,025 01:21:47,337 - I hope you're proud of yourself. - I hope you're proud of yourself... - I hope you're proud of yourself. - I hope you're proud of yourself...
1137 01:21:47,361 01:21:50,273 ...using that stupid fuck to get a reaction out of me. ...using that stupid fuck to get a reaction out of me.
1138 01:21:50,297 01:21:54,028 Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself. At least you're fooling somebody. Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself. At least you're fooling somebody.
1139 01:21:59,406 01:22:05,503 - Joe, I'm gonna cum... - You motherfuckin' shit! - Joe, I'm gonna cum... - You motherfuckin' shit!
1140 01:22:14,621 01:22:16,933 Thank you, Joe. Thank you, Joe.
1141 01:22:16,957 01:22:21,325 Was that good? Was that good, Joe? Was that good? Was that good, Joe?
1142 01:22:22,796 01:22:26,390 Do you want me to get you a towel? Do you want me to get you a towel?
1143 01:23:00,734 01:23:04,214 Just fucking listen to me, alright? You realize what you do to me? Just fucking listen to me, alright? You realize what you do to me?
1144 01:23:04,238 01:23:08,752 You insist that I throw you down and treat you like a cheap whore... You insist that I throw you down and treat you like a cheap whore...
1145 01:23:08,776 01:23:10,020 ...'cause it's the only way you can get off. ...'cause it's the only way you can get off.
1146 01:23:10,044 01:23:12,956 Then in daily life if I show any form of aggression... Then in daily life if I show any form of aggression...
1147 01:23:12,980 01:23:16,593 ...or jealousy, you freak the fuck out. Do you know how confusing it is... ...or jealousy, you freak the fuck out. Do you know how confusing it is...
1148 01:23:16,617 01:23:19,162 - ...to be in a relationship with you? - What we do in the bedroom... - ...to be in a relationship with you? - What we do in the bedroom...
1149 01:23:19,186 01:23:21,831 and what we do in our relationship out in the real world... and what we do in our relationship out in the real world...
1150 01:23:21,855 01:23:23,566 ...those are two goddamned different things, Stanny. ...those are two goddamned different things, Stanny.
1151 01:23:23,590 01:23:27,470 So just as long as we do everything the way you want on your terms... So just as long as we do everything the way you want on your terms...
1152 01:23:27,494 01:23:29,072 ...then we'll be fine. ...then we'll be fine.
1153 01:23:29,096 01:23:31,508 Why do you have to be so combative with me? Why do you have to be so combative with me?
1154 01:23:31,532 01:23:35,578 I'm not the combative one, okay? This is what you do. It's not funny. I'm not the combative one, okay? This is what you do. It's not funny.
1155 01:23:35,602 01:23:38,314 You pick fights with me and then you yell at me for fighting! You pick fights with me and then you yell at me for fighting!
1156 01:23:38,338 01:23:41,217 I'm not the one who's fucking yelling here, okay, buddy? I'm not the one who's fucking yelling here, okay, buddy?
1157 01:23:41,241 01:23:42,819 You instigate me to do shit. You instigate me to do shit.
1158 01:23:42,843 01:23:45,722 Then when I do you get to point out how fucked up I am. Then when I do you get to point out how fucked up I am.
1159 01:23:45,746 01:23:49,592 'Cause you're so pathetically afraid I might realize how fucked up you are. 'Cause you're so pathetically afraid I might realize how fucked up you are.
1160 01:23:49,616 01:23:52,462 Oh, I'm the fucked up one? I'm the fucked up one? Oh, I'm the fucked up one? I'm the fucked up one?
1161 01:23:52,486 01:23:56,466 Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down and call you a whore for you to cum... Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down and call you a whore for you to cum...
1162 01:23:56,490 01:23:58,368 ...and you say I got self-esteem issues? ...and you say I got self-esteem issues?
1163 01:23:58,392 01:24:00,703 You know what? Fuck this and fuck you... You know what? Fuck this and fuck you...
1164 01:24:00,727 01:24:04,274 ...because I am not gonna do this with you, fucking asshole! ...because I am not gonna do this with you, fucking asshole!
1165 01:24:04,298 01:24:07,977 - I am through! - Be a fucking rich bitch crybaby. - I am through! - Be a fucking rich bitch crybaby.
1166 01:24:08,001 01:24:11,748 It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause I'm done back-peddling just so... It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause I'm done back-peddling just so...
1167 01:24:11,772 01:24:15,351 I don't notice what a goddamned psycho you are. You're a head case. I don't notice what a goddamned psycho you are. You're a head case.
1168 01:24:15,375 01:24:18,121 I am not the fucked up one. I am not the psycho, okay? I am not the fucked up one. I am not the psycho, okay?
1169 01:24:18,145 01:24:22,459 I'm not the one that's hit people. You should be in goddamned therapy! I'm not the one that's hit people. You should be in goddamned therapy!
1170 01:24:22,483 01:24:24,661 You're the one who's fucked up, just like your goddamned parents. You're the one who's fucked up, just like your goddamned parents.
1171 01:24:24,685 01:24:27,097 - You're just like them! - Well, I don't have the luxury... - You're just like them! - Well, I don't have the luxury...
1172 01:24:27,121 01:24:32,202 ...of your rich parents to pay for your goddamned therapist, alright? ...of your rich parents to pay for your goddamned therapist, alright?
1173 01:24:32,226 01:24:35,071 And you know what? All that money you waste on that bullshit... And you know what? All that money you waste on that bullshit...
1174 01:24:35,095 01:24:39,725 I'll solve your problem right now in three words: Eat less food! I'll solve your problem right now in three words: Eat less food!
1175 01:24:48,342 01:24:53,370 You're a fucking asshole, you know what? You're a fucking asshole, you know what?
1176 01:24:54,114 01:24:56,793 You're a fucking asshole. You're a fucking asshole.
1177 01:24:56,817 01:25:00,663 And I loved you. I did. I loved you. And I loved you. I did. I loved you.
1178 01:25:00,687 01:25:04,968 I don't know why. I don't know why I did! I was stupid! I don't know why. I don't know why I did! I was stupid!
1179 01:25:04,992 01:25:09,806 I was really dumb! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I did this to us! I was really dumb! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I did this to us!
1180 01:25:09,830 01:25:14,130 I did it and I'm sorry! You gotta go! I did it and I'm sorry! You gotta go!
1181 01:25:42,563 01:25:45,896 - Here we go again. - No, it's for real this time, bro. - Here we go again. - No, it's for real this time, bro.
1182 01:25:46,400 01:25:50,199 - What happened? - I stopped thinking with my dick. - What happened? - I stopped thinking with my dick.
1183 01:25:50,304 01:25:52,916 No, I take that back. I stopped thinking with my wallet. No, I take that back. I stopped thinking with my wallet.
1184 01:25:52,940 01:25:55,652 You think if I had a job I'd be putting up with that bullshit? You think if I had a job I'd be putting up with that bullshit?
1185 01:25:55,676 01:25:57,320 I just wanted to sleep late. I just wanted to sleep late.
1186 01:25:57,344 01:26:00,190 I've been working hard my whole life and I wanted a break. I've been working hard my whole life and I wanted a break.
1187 01:26:00,214 01:26:03,793 We got a break. Now what? We got a break. Now what?
1188 01:26:03,817 01:26:08,198 Now what? I'll get myself a job tending bar at night... Now what? I'll get myself a job tending bar at night...
1189 01:26:08,222 01:26:10,533 ...write during the day... ...write during the day...
1190 01:26:10,557 01:26:12,869 I'm gonna be a starving artist. I'm gonna be a starving artist.
1191 01:26:12,893 01:26:15,972 Look, you don't gotta come with me, alright? Stay here. Look, you don't gotta come with me, alright? Stay here.
1192 01:26:15,996 01:26:17,874 This works for you. Doesn't work for me. This works for you. Doesn't work for me.
1193 01:26:17,898 01:26:19,776 Stanny, just calm down. Stanny, just calm down.
1194 01:26:19,800 01:26:23,213 Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel different about it in the morning. Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel different about it in the morning.
1195 01:26:23,237 01:26:25,515 I ain't gonna feel any different about it tomorrow, Joe. I ain't gonna feel any different about it tomorrow, Joe.
1196 01:26:25,539 01:26:28,507 Where the fuck are you gonna go at three a.m? Where the fuck are you gonna go at three a.m?
1197 01:26:40,354 01:26:43,152 Bro, just go back to the party. Bro, just go back to the party.
1198 01:26:43,323 01:26:46,102 Go have fun, alright? Go have fun, alright?
1199 01:26:46,126 01:26:49,288 Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me.
1200 01:26:52,899 01:26:56,891 Just try and get some sleep, alright? Just try and get some sleep, alright?
1201 01:27:41,481 01:27:43,471 So... So...
1202 01:27:43,583 01:27:47,630 ...I think I'm gonna take that guy up on that offer. ...I think I'm gonna take that guy up on that offer.
1203 01:27:47,654 01:27:49,644 What guy? What guy?
1204 01:27:49,890 01:27:52,290 That agent guy. He... That agent guy. He...
1205 01:27:52,492 01:27:54,871 ...said he'd get me a plane ticket and that his... ...said he'd get me a plane ticket and that his...
1206 01:27:54,895 01:27:57,106 ...agency has some sort of a deal with a... ...agency has some sort of a deal with a...
1207 01:27:57,130 01:28:02,226 ...hotel in... Milan. It's in Europe. ...hotel in... Milan. It's in Europe.
1208 01:28:06,973 01:28:09,566 I leave tomorrow. I leave tomorrow.
1209 01:28:10,644 01:28:16,241 - The fashion season starts soon so... - I know when the season starts. - The fashion season starts soon so... - I know when the season starts.
1210 01:28:18,585 01:28:23,021 It's kinda cool though, right? I mean, never been to Europe. It's kinda cool though, right? I mean, never been to Europe.
1211 01:28:23,190 01:28:26,420 Shit, I've never been anywhere. Shit, I've never been anywhere.
1212 01:28:29,963 01:28:33,296 How am I ever gonna repay you for this? How am I ever gonna repay you for this?
1213 01:28:38,171 01:28:41,697 I think it's a great opportunity. I think it's a great opportunity.
1214 01:28:46,646 01:28:48,858 - Christi Ann. - Hi! - Christi Ann. - Hi!
1215 01:28:48,882 01:28:51,728 - Hi. These are my friends. Justin. - Justin. - Hi. These are my friends. Justin. - Justin.
1216 01:28:51,752 01:28:54,230 - And this is Carlos. - Hi. How you doing? - And this is Carlos. - Hi. How you doing?
1217 01:28:54,254 01:28:56,881 - Thanks for the invitation... - Yeah. - Thanks for the invitation... - Yeah.
1218 01:28:56,957 01:29:02,292 - ...for your party. - It was fantastic. The show... - ...for your party. - It was fantastic. The show...
1219 01:29:44,871 01:29:50,536 - So you'll be back in four months? - Yeah, when the season ends. - So you'll be back in four months? - Yeah, when the season ends.
1220 01:29:51,578 01:29:54,569 Well, good luck. Well, good luck.
1221 01:29:55,849 01:29:59,147 You too. You too.
1222 01:30:14,434 01:30:18,426 Well, at least your show was a big hit. Well, at least your show was a big hit.
1223 01:30:26,313 01:30:28,624 And to think I didn't want to go to California with you. And to think I didn't want to go to California with you.
1224 01:30:28,648 01:30:32,962 - Wherever we go, we go together. - Yeah. - Wherever we go, we go together. - Yeah.
1225 01:30:32,986 01:30:36,546 This is gonna be a tough act to follow, though. This is gonna be a tough act to follow, though.
1226 01:30:36,957 01:30:40,915 But I bet there's all kinds of different countries and shit in Europe. But I bet there's all kinds of different countries and shit in Europe.
1227 01:30:42,329 01:30:44,707 Man, my best friend's gonna be a friggin' supermodel. Man, my best friend's gonna be a friggin' supermodel.
1228 01:30:44,731 01:30:47,529 We're gonna be balls deep in ass over there. We're gonna be balls deep in ass over there.
1229 01:30:49,402 01:30:51,267 Wow... Wow...
1230 01:30:51,438 01:30:55,601 - ...what a summer. - Tell me about it. - ...what a summer. - Tell me about it.
1231 01:30:57,577 01:31:00,170 Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot. Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot.
1232 01:31:01,848 01:31:06,478 I'm sorry that it didn't work out with Stanny. I'm sorry that it didn't work out with Stanny.
1233 01:31:06,853 01:31:10,345 Yeah. I'm sorry too. Yeah. I'm sorry too.
1234 01:31:12,025 01:31:15,187 Guess it's just you and me again, kiddo. Guess it's just you and me again, kiddo.
1235 01:31:19,799 01:31:22,130 They sure were funny. They sure were funny.
1236 01:31:25,472 01:31:28,065 Yeah. Yeah.
1237 01:31:28,241 01:31:31,141 You said we'd look back on this and laugh. You said we'd look back on this and laugh.
1238 01:31:36,550 01:31:38,915 We're crazy, aren't we? We're crazy, aren't we?
1239 01:31:39,319 01:31:44,620 Yeah. But we're damned great at it. Yeah. But we're damned great at it.
1240 01:31:56,102 01:31:58,593 My God! My God!
1241 01:32:04,010 01:32:08,947 - You're gonna miss her, ain't you? - You're gonna miss Christi Ann? - You're gonna miss her, ain't you? - You're gonna miss Christi Ann?
1242 01:32:10,417 01:32:12,350 Joe... Joe...
1243 01:32:13,053 01:32:15,498 ...look, I'm starting to like this L.A. thing... ...look, I'm starting to like this L.A. thing...
1244 01:32:15,522 01:32:18,490 ...like writing movies and... ...like writing movies and...
1245 01:32:19,459 01:32:22,120 ...I don't know if I'd like Europe all that much. ...I don't know if I'd like Europe all that much.
1246 01:32:22,862 01:32:28,177 - Bro, you gotta come with me. - No. This writing thing, I gotta do it. - Bro, you gotta come with me. - No. This writing thing, I gotta do it.
1247 01:32:28,201 01:32:31,013 Well, I don't wanna go over there all by myself. Well, I don't wanna go over there all by myself.
1248 01:32:31,037 01:32:35,084 I don't think you really want to go there in the first place. I don't think you really want to go there in the first place.
1249 01:32:35,108 01:32:38,805 Look, I gotta leave that house, but you don't. Look, I gotta leave that house, but you don't.
1250 01:32:39,946 01:32:44,940 And what I said about you and Christi Ann last night, I was wrong. And what I said about you and Christi Ann last night, I was wrong.
1251 01:32:45,218 01:32:50,712 I mean, thank God girls bitch at us: Make you dress better, motivate you. I mean, thank God girls bitch at us: Make you dress better, motivate you.
1252 01:32:52,058 01:32:57,359 I ain't the expert on relationships obviously, but I know this: I ain't the expert on relationships obviously, but I know this:
1253 01:32:57,697 01:32:59,926 You don't wanna leave your girl. You don't wanna leave your girl.
1254 01:33:03,136 01:33:07,868 - Did you love Donna? - Despite how much I hated her... - Did you love Donna? - Despite how much I hated her...
1255 01:33:07,907 01:33:10,136 I always will. I always will.
1256 01:33:13,847 01:33:15,974 You think I'm in love? You think I'm in love?
1257 01:33:17,951 01:33:20,919 Do you think you are? Do you think you are?
1258 01:33:44,411 01:33:48,813 Me and you ain't breaking up. Go on, get out of here. Me and you ain't breaking up. Go on, get out of here.
1259 01:34:34,394 01:34:38,762 You wouldn't kick me out or nothing if I told you I loved you, would you? You wouldn't kick me out or nothing if I told you I loved you, would you?
1260 01:34:39,499 01:34:41,728 I love you too. I love you too.
1261 01:35:41,094 01:35:45,040 So it's kind of a happy ending, for Joe and Christi Ann anyways. So it's kind of a happy ending, for Joe and Christi Ann anyways.
1262 01:35:45,064 01:35:46,675 Don't worry about me and Donna. Don't worry about me and Donna.
1263 01:35:46,699 01:35:48,944 You know real life, it ain't like the movies. You know real life, it ain't like the movies.
1264 01:35:48,968 01:35:50,546 Life is just a bunch of stories you go through... Life is just a bunch of stories you go through...
1265 01:35:50,570 01:35:52,594 ...and they all end sooner or later. ...and they all end sooner or later.
1266 01:35:52,939 01:35:56,875 But it's okay. I'm gonna go find my next story. But it's okay. I'm gonna go find my next story.
1267 01:35:57,377 01:35:59,105 Hope you do the same. Hope you do the same.