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1 00:00:05,225 00:00:07,352 General, what's this all about? General, what's this all about?
2 00:00:07,435 00:00:11,230 At 0920 hours this morning, someone tried to enter the base using this. At 0920 hours this morning, someone tried to enter the base using this.
3 00:00:11,314 00:00:15,234 - Colonel O'Neill's security lD. - After he was taken into custody, - Colonel O'Neill's security lD. - After he was taken into custody,
4 00:00:15,317 00:00:18,570 - he insisted on seeing you. - Me? Why? - he insisted on seeing you. - Me? Why?
5 00:00:18,654 00:00:23,158 I was hoping you could figure that one out, Major. Open it. I was hoping you could figure that one out, Major. Open it.
6 00:00:29,455 00:00:32,083 Thank you. Now we're getting somewhere. Thank you. Now we're getting somewhere.
7 00:00:32,166 00:00:35,335 Sergeant, that coffee I asked for half an hour ago. Sergeant, that coffee I asked for half an hour ago.
8 00:00:35,419 00:00:38,547 Anytime you feel like getting it... Anytime you feel like getting it...
9 00:00:42,717 00:00:44,427 He's a boy, sir. He's a boy, sir.
10 00:00:45,470 00:00:49,348 As it turns out, Carter, yes, I am. For the moment. As it turns out, Carter, yes, I am. For the moment.
11 00:00:50,724 00:00:52,726 Do I know you? Do I know you?
12 00:00:52,810 00:00:54,728 Come on. Come on.
13 00:00:54,811 00:00:57,147 It's me. It's me.
14 00:00:57,230 00:01:01,317 We tried to contact Colonel O'Neill, even sent someone to his house. We tried to contact Colonel O'Neill, even sent someone to his house.
15 00:01:01,401 00:01:04,153 Do you understand how much trouble you're in? Do you understand how much trouble you're in?
16 00:01:04,237 00:01:09,491 lmpersonating a military officer is a federal offence. lmpersonating a military officer is a federal offence.
17 00:01:09,575 00:01:13,286 I am not impersonating anyone. I am not impersonating anyone.
18 00:01:15,372 00:01:18,291 I am Jack O'Neill. I am Jack O'Neill.
19 00:02:36,528 00:02:38,030 Finally. Finally.
20 00:02:45,578 00:02:49,040 Hot chocolate? Are you kidding? Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?
21 00:02:51,208 00:02:53,711 Where did you get this? Where did you get this?
22 00:02:53,794 00:02:58,256 I didn't... I didn't get it anywhere. It's mine. I didn't... I didn't get it anywhere. It's mine.
23 00:02:58,340 00:03:01,551 - Because you're Colonel O'Neill. - Exactly. - Because you're Colonel O'Neill. - Exactly.
24 00:03:05,179 00:03:10,934 Last night I ate some dinner, had a beer, went to bed, and woke up like this. Last night I ate some dinner, had a beer, went to bed, and woke up like this.
25 00:03:11,018 00:03:14,688 Can we please get to the part where you and Fraiser run some tests, Can we please get to the part where you and Fraiser run some tests,
26 00:03:14,771 00:03:18,024 find a cure, make me big again? find a cure, make me big again?
27 00:03:18,108 00:03:22,653 - This is the security breach? - Daniel, tell them who I am, please. - This is the security breach? - Daniel, tell them who I am, please.
28 00:03:22,737 00:03:24,739 OK, love to. Who are you? OK, love to. Who are you?
29 00:03:25,739 00:03:30,410 This young man claims he's Colonel O'Neill. This young man claims he's Colonel O'Neill.
30 00:03:30,494 00:03:33,121 It's a joke, right? It's a joke, right?
31 00:03:34,372 00:03:36,499 - What's going on? - Daniel! - What's going on? - Daniel!
32 00:03:37,208 00:03:41,337 Sounds like him - at least the loud, grating parts. Sounds like him - at least the loud, grating parts.
33 00:03:41,420 00:03:43,547 OK. You want proof? OK. You want proof?
34 00:03:43,631 00:03:47,884 Carter, you once carried a Tok'ra named Jolinar who gave her life to save you. Carter, you once carried a Tok'ra named Jolinar who gave her life to save you.
35 00:03:47,968 00:03:50,887 Daniel, until recently you were an ascended being. Daniel, until recently you were an ascended being.
36 00:03:50,971 00:03:54,849 You broke the rules, you got kicked out of the Oma Desala fan club, You broke the rules, you got kicked out of the Oma Desala fan club,
37 00:03:54,932 00:03:56,559 and had your memory erased. and had your memory erased.
38 00:03:56,642 00:04:00,938 And you and Bra'tac both just lost your snakes in a Goa'uld ambush. And you and Bra'tac both just lost your snakes in a Goa'uld ambush.
39 00:04:01,021 00:04:04,399 Had your tretonin yet this morning? Had your tretonin yet this morning?
40 00:04:12,448 00:04:16,369 How could this child possess such knowledge? How could this child possess such knowledge?
41 00:04:19,621 00:04:23,583 Because it's me. Because it's me.
42 00:04:32,425 00:04:39,014 Anyone care to speculate how a boy could be aware of classified information? Anyone care to speculate how a boy could be aware of classified information?
43 00:04:39,097 00:04:42,559 - Well, sir, it could be him. - There is a physical resemblance. - Well, sir, it could be him. - There is a physical resemblance.
44 00:04:42,642 00:04:45,186 But he can't be more than 15 years old. But he can't be more than 15 years old.
45 00:04:45,270 00:04:49,398 Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has regressed more than 30 years overnight? Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has regressed more than 30 years overnight?
46 00:04:49,482 00:04:52,568 - Stranger things have happened. - Name but one. - Stranger things have happened. - Name but one.
47 00:04:52,651 00:04:56,655 The time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all... The time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all...
48 00:04:56,738 00:05:00,200 Why don't we move on to the testing portion of this exercise? Why don't we move on to the testing portion of this exercise?
49 00:05:02,035 00:05:07,123 - Are you certain, Doctor? - Within an acceptable margin of error, - Are you certain, Doctor? - Within an acceptable margin of error,
50 00:05:07,206 00:05:10,918 the boy's DNA is virtually identical to Colonel O'Neill's. the boy's DNA is virtually identical to Colonel O'Neill's.
51 00:05:11,001 00:05:14,379 - What size margin of error? - Very small. - What size margin of error? - Very small.
52 00:05:14,463 00:05:16,756 In a court of law, the DNA sample we took In a court of law, the DNA sample we took
53 00:05:16,840 00:05:21,678 would be considered a high-probability match to that of Colonel O'Neill. would be considered a high-probability match to that of Colonel O'Neill.
54 00:05:21,761 00:05:26,474 There is a tiny abnormality, but for all intents and purposes, it's him. There is a tiny abnormality, but for all intents and purposes, it's him.
55 00:05:26,557 00:05:31,103 "Tiny abnormality" - like the fact he's a few years younger than he's meant to be? "Tiny abnormality" - like the fact he's a few years younger than he's meant to be?
56 00:05:31,186 00:05:34,856 To be honest, this is out of my league. We've got specialists flying in. To be honest, this is out of my league. We've got specialists flying in.
57 00:05:34,940 00:05:37,233 We'll run more tests, see what we can learn. We'll run more tests, see what we can learn.
58 00:05:37,317 00:05:40,903 In the meantime, we'll try to make him as comfortable as possible. In the meantime, we'll try to make him as comfortable as possible.
59 00:05:40,987 00:05:43,364 I'll go set up a PlayStation. I'll go set up a PlayStation.
60 00:05:49,619 00:05:54,499 You know... I think you two are enjoying this just a little too much. You know... I think you two are enjoying this just a little too much.
61 00:05:54,582 00:05:56,918 Well, you are kinda cute. Well, you are kinda cute.
62 00:05:58,252 00:06:00,463 That's "sir" to you. That's "sir" to you.
63 00:06:00,546 00:06:06,843 And being trapped inside a scrawny little body isn't my idea of cute, Carter. And being trapped inside a scrawny little body isn't my idea of cute, Carter.
64 00:06:07,260 00:06:11,473 Does possessing a younger body not have certain advantages, O'Neill? Does possessing a younger body not have certain advantages, O'Neill?
65 00:06:11,556 00:06:14,350 No. Not seeing it. What do you mean? No. Not seeing it. What do you mean?
66 00:06:14,434 00:06:18,229 Do you not experience increased health and vitality? Do you not experience increased health and vitality?
67 00:06:19,897 00:06:23,066 My vitality was just fine, thank you. My vitality was just fine, thank you.
68 00:06:25,652 00:06:28,196 I think what Teal'c is saying is valid. I think what Teal'c is saying is valid.
69 00:06:28,279 00:06:32,492 How many of us wouldn't trade everything for the chance to live our lives over? How many of us wouldn't trade everything for the chance to live our lives over?
70 00:06:32,575 00:06:36,161 Yeah, well, I don't plan on staying like this. Yeah, well, I don't plan on staying like this.
71 00:06:36,245 00:06:40,749 Well, in the meantime, may I make a suggestion? Well, in the meantime, may I make a suggestion?
72 00:06:40,832 00:06:44,461 Try enjoying this as much as we are. Try enjoying this as much as we are.
73 00:06:45,295 00:06:46,337 Sir. Sir.
74 00:07:12,778 00:07:15,614 It's nice to know some things don't change. It's nice to know some things don't change.
75 00:07:15,697 00:07:18,325 I wasn't exactly expecting visitors. I wasn't exactly expecting visitors.
76 00:07:18,408 00:07:21,035 We'll send this stuff to the lab for analysis. We'll send this stuff to the lab for analysis.
77 00:07:21,119 00:07:26,082 Well, if they find MSG, I will never order from them again. Well, if they find MSG, I will never order from them again.
78 00:07:26,540 00:07:28,292 What are we doing here exactly? What are we doing here exactly?
79 00:07:28,375 00:07:31,837 This is the last place you remember being... This is the last place you remember being...
80 00:07:33,505 00:07:35,799 Older? Older?
81 00:07:35,882 00:07:38,676 Are you conducting a scientific experiment, O'Neill? Are you conducting a scientific experiment, O'Neill?
82 00:07:38,760 00:07:41,679 Come on. That salsa's still good. Come on. That salsa's still good.
83 00:07:49,311 00:07:52,189 What was the last thing you ate, sir? What was the last thing you ate, sir?
84 00:07:53,523 00:07:56,818 Four cheese burritos, some guacamole on the side. Four cheese burritos, some guacamole on the side.
85 00:07:56,901 00:08:00,780 - Anything else? - A beer. Then I hit the sack. - Anything else? - A beer. Then I hit the sack.
86 00:08:01,489 00:08:07,411 So whatever happened to you must have occurred once you were asleep. So whatever happened to you must have occurred once you were asleep.
87 00:08:20,172 00:08:22,758 Hey! Do you mind? Hey! Do you mind?
88 00:08:28,722 00:08:30,807 Teal'c! Teal'c!
89 00:08:41,400 00:08:42,776 Whoa. Whoa.
90 00:08:44,402 00:08:46,654 - O'Neill. - What is it? - O'Neill. - What is it?
91 00:08:51,075 00:08:55,454 Either I'm remembering a particularly bad dream, Either I'm remembering a particularly bad dream,
92 00:08:56,705 00:09:00,208 or the Asgard paid me a little visit last night. or the Asgard paid me a little visit last night.
93 00:09:08,549 00:09:11,177 (Hammond) What you're saying makes no sense. (Hammond) What you're saying makes no sense.
94 00:09:11,260 00:09:15,389 Jack's account sounds like a number of UFO abduction case files I've read. Jack's account sounds like a number of UFO abduction case files I've read.
95 00:09:15,472 00:09:19,225 This you remember. My birthday you forget. This you remember. My birthday you forget.
96 00:09:20,268 00:09:22,437 Looks like you'll have a lot more. Looks like you'll have a lot more.
97 00:09:22,520 00:09:26,440 This encounter is incongruous with all previous contact with the Asgard. This encounter is incongruous with all previous contact with the Asgard.
98 00:09:26,524 00:09:31,278 Thor has indicated that the Asgard kept an eye on human development on Earth. Thor has indicated that the Asgard kept an eye on human development on Earth.
99 00:09:31,361 00:09:35,073 But we're allies now. We've cooperated on a number of missions. But we're allies now. We've cooperated on a number of missions.
100 00:09:35,157 00:09:39,452 - This I would not have agreed to. - What could they possibly hope to gain - This I would not have agreed to. - What could they possibly hope to gain
101 00:09:39,536 00:09:44,123 from secretly making you younger against your will? from secretly making you younger against your will?
102 00:09:46,292 00:09:48,919 I got nothing. I got nothing.
103 00:09:49,002 00:09:53,548 I'd like to cross-reference the abduction accounts, see if I can find a connection. I'd like to cross-reference the abduction accounts, see if I can find a connection.
104 00:09:53,632 00:09:58,302 Please do. Major, I believe you have a briefing to run at 1300 hours. Please do. Major, I believe you have a briefing to run at 1300 hours.
105 00:09:58,386 00:10:01,430 - Yes, sir. I'll be there. - The F-302 briefing? - Yes, sir. I'll be there. - The F-302 briefing?
106 00:10:01,514 00:10:06,018 - I thought I was running that. - It would be best if the major handled it. - I thought I was running that. - It would be best if the major handled it.
107 00:10:06,101 00:10:09,521 I'm sure you can impart any information she needs to know. I'm sure you can impart any information she needs to know.
108 00:10:09,604 00:10:13,108 - But I'm the one who... - Good. Dismissed. - But I'm the one who... - Good. Dismissed.
109 00:10:22,616 00:10:24,701 - (knocking) - Come in. - (knocking) - Come in.
110 00:10:27,162 00:10:32,959 Jack, try to understand. Your situation puts me in a very difficult position. Jack, try to understand. Your situation puts me in a very difficult position.
111 00:10:33,042 00:10:36,837 No offence, but you're not the one who went to bed watching CNN No offence, but you're not the one who went to bed watching CNN
112 00:10:36,921 00:10:39,381 and woke up as part of the MTV generation. and woke up as part of the MTV generation.
113 00:10:39,465 00:10:42,259 Which is why Major Carter's handling that briefing. Which is why Major Carter's handling that briefing.
114 00:10:42,342 00:10:44,678 I've flown the 302 more than anyone else. I've flown the 302 more than anyone else.
115 00:10:44,761 00:10:47,722 Be that as it may, the bottom line is, Be that as it may, the bottom line is,
116 00:10:47,806 00:10:54,645 a room full of seasoned pilots aren't going to respect the opinion of a boy. a room full of seasoned pilots aren't going to respect the opinion of a boy.
117 00:10:54,728 00:10:58,315 Sir, I just look like one for the moment. Sir, I just look like one for the moment.
118 00:10:58,398 00:11:01,610 But those men in that room need my expertise. But those men in that room need my expertise.
119 00:11:01,693 00:11:06,447 And if they're gonna be working here, they're gonna have to get used to... And if they're gonna be working here, they're gonna have to get used to...
120 00:11:06,531 00:11:09,158 - unusual things happening. - Look, Jack. - unusual things happening. - Look, Jack.
121 00:11:09,242 00:11:13,871 No one is disputing that you may continue to be a valuable asset to the SGC. No one is disputing that you may continue to be a valuable asset to the SGC.
122 00:11:13,954 00:11:19,876 But under the circumstances, there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry. But under the circumstances, there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry.
123 00:11:20,919 00:11:23,213 Yes, sir. I understand. Yes, sir. I understand.
124 00:11:26,924 00:11:29,009 Dumb idea. Dumb idea.
125 00:11:31,678 00:11:36,141 It would appear that many Tauri have encountered beings from other worlds. It would appear that many Tauri have encountered beings from other worlds.
126 00:11:36,224 00:11:40,436 Little do they know how close they are to the truth. Little do they know how close they are to the truth.
127 00:11:40,520 00:11:43,105 What exactly are we looking for, Daniel Jackson? What exactly are we looking for, Daniel Jackson?
128 00:11:43,189 00:11:45,983 Any abduction accounts that match Jack's story, Any abduction accounts that match Jack's story,
129 00:11:46,066 00:11:50,737 and anyone claiming to have physically regressed several decades overnight. and anyone claiming to have physically regressed several decades overnight.
130 00:11:50,821 00:11:55,492 - We need to enter our search parameters. - It has already been done. - We need to enter our search parameters. - It has already been done.
131 00:11:55,575 00:11:58,077 Wow! That's a lot of people. Wow! That's a lot of people.
132 00:12:00,663 00:12:03,040 Indeed. Indeed.
133 00:12:03,124 00:12:09,546 Let's see if any of these match Jack's story. He said he saw four green lights. Let's see if any of these match Jack's story. He said he saw four green lights.
134 00:12:11,965 00:12:14,259 That's a little more reasonable. That's a little more reasonable.
135 00:12:14,342 00:12:18,888 That's interesting. Of the narrowed-down accounts, the most recent is from... That's interesting. Of the narrowed-down accounts, the most recent is from...
136 00:12:18,971 00:12:23,100 - 19 years ago. - Eight are here in the States. - 19 years ago. - Eight are here in the States.
137 00:12:23,183 00:12:27,771 If these addresses are still valid, we should talk to these people in person. If these addresses are still valid, we should talk to these people in person.
138 00:12:27,854 00:12:33,484 - What do you hope to learn? - I guess we'll know when we learn it. - What do you hope to learn? - I guess we'll know when we learn it.
139 00:12:36,153 00:12:41,784 As your intel packages show, the F-302 is a spaceworthy fighter-interceptor aircraft As your intel packages show, the F-302 is a spaceworthy fighter-interceptor aircraft
140 00:12:41,867 00:12:45,036 reverse-engineered from Goa'uld technology. reverse-engineered from Goa'uld technology.
141 00:12:45,120 00:12:48,623 Your upcoming mission has been dubbed "Operation Blue Phoenix". Your upcoming mission has been dubbed "Operation Blue Phoenix".
142 00:12:48,706 00:12:53,961 It'll be a live-fire combat simulation to test the 302 against actual death gliders. It'll be a live-fire combat simulation to test the 302 against actual death gliders.
143 00:12:54,045 00:12:56,589 - Captain? - According to our mission reports, - Captain? - According to our mission reports,
144 00:12:56,672 00:12:59,424 you were second seat on the most recent 302 mission. you were second seat on the most recent 302 mission.
145 00:12:59,508 00:13:04,387 Yes, and it included close combat. We'll cover what was learned in that encounter. Yes, and it included close combat. We'll cover what was learned in that encounter.
146 00:13:04,471 00:13:09,642 - Didn't Colonel O'Neill pilot that mission? - Yes, as a matter of fact he did. - Didn't Colonel O'Neill pilot that mission? - Yes, as a matter of fact he did.
147 00:13:09,725 00:13:15,898 He also commanded the X-302 on both hyperspace window missions, didn't he? He also commanded the X-302 on both hyperspace window missions, didn't he?
148 00:13:15,981 00:13:17,899 What's your point, Major? What's your point, Major?
149 00:13:17,983 00:13:21,111 With respect, ma'am, shouldn't he be running this briefing? With respect, ma'am, shouldn't he be running this briefing?
150 00:13:21,194 00:13:25,490 Colonel O'Neill is unavailable. However, I have several computer models Colonel O'Neill is unavailable. However, I have several computer models
151 00:13:25,573 00:13:29,368 to help you understand how the 302 handles in combat situations. to help you understand how the 302 handles in combat situations.
152 00:13:29,452 00:13:35,165 No offence, but those won't help me when I'm pulling 6G's in a dogfight. No offence, but those won't help me when I'm pulling 6G's in a dogfight.
153 00:13:35,248 00:13:40,462 As you should know, Captain, the 302 has inertial dampening systems As you should know, Captain, the 302 has inertial dampening systems
154 00:13:40,545 00:13:44,507 which I am more than qualified to explain in detail, so let's just... which I am more than qualified to explain in detail, so let's just...
155 00:13:44,590 00:13:49,011 - (O'Neill) I just dropped by to say... Ow! - Sir, please do not resist. - (O'Neill) I just dropped by to say... Ow! - Sir, please do not resist.
156 00:13:49,094 00:13:51,180 ..stay focused. ..stay focused.
157 00:13:51,263 00:13:53,223 - OK, I'm warning you. - Sir... - OK, I'm warning you. - Sir...
158 00:13:53,306 00:13:56,476 Didn't I just say I was warning you? Hey! Ooh! Didn't I just say I was warning you? Hey! Ooh!
159 00:13:56,559 00:13:59,270 That's it! Now I'm mad. That's it! Now I'm mad.
160 00:14:00,772 00:14:03,065 You can release him. You can release him.
161 00:14:07,736 00:14:12,282 I'll forgo the charges for assaulting a superior officer. I'll forgo the charges for assaulting a superior officer.
162 00:14:12,365 00:14:14,451 Carter. Carter.
163 00:14:16,411 00:14:19,538 - Could have taken 'em. - I'm sure. - Could have taken 'em. - I'm sure.
164 00:14:19,622 00:14:22,041 Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss? Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
165 00:14:22,124 00:14:24,835 We were covering the 302's flight capabilities. We were covering the 302's flight capabilities.
166 00:14:24,918 00:14:27,004 Then here's what you need to know. Then here's what you need to know.
167 00:14:27,087 00:14:31,800 - Major, is this a joke? - No, this is... Colonel O'Neill. - Major, is this a joke? - No, this is... Colonel O'Neill.
168 00:14:33,009 00:14:38,305 I'm only gonna say this once, so I'd suggest that you listen up. I'm only gonna say this once, so I'd suggest that you listen up.
169 00:14:38,389 00:14:39,849 - Whatever you say. - Hey! - Whatever you say. - Hey!
170 00:14:39,932 00:14:45,020 I realise that it doesn't actually say "Colonel" on my uniform, but it should. I realise that it doesn't actually say "Colonel" on my uniform, but it should.
171 00:14:49,816 00:14:51,526 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
172 00:14:54,237 00:14:58,240 Now, velocity is key during engagement with a glider. Now, velocity is key during engagement with a glider.
173 00:14:58,324 00:15:01,952 Your instincts tell you to floor it because it's more manoeuvrable, Your instincts tell you to floor it because it's more manoeuvrable,
174 00:15:02,035 00:15:05,413 but you've got to stay in control. but you've got to stay in control.
175 00:15:05,497 00:15:11,877 The inertial dampeners only compensate 90% when pulling negative G's, The inertial dampeners only compensate 90% when pulling negative G's,
176 00:15:11,961 00:15:17,966 so the real trick is knowing your enemy, so you can anticipate their next moves. so the real trick is knowing your enemy, so you can anticipate their next moves.
177 00:15:19,134 00:15:21,219 OK. OK.
178 00:15:23,930 00:15:26,099 Death gliders 101 . Death gliders 101 .
179 00:15:29,894 00:15:32,605 May I ask why the United States Air Force May I ask why the United States Air Force
180 00:15:32,688 00:15:37,234 has taken a renewed interest in my story after 26 years? has taken a renewed interest in my story after 26 years?
181 00:15:37,317 00:15:40,695 All I can tell you is that we have some new information. All I can tell you is that we have some new information.
182 00:15:40,779 00:15:44,532 - Will it prove my story true? - Eventually. - Will it prove my story true? - Eventually.
183 00:15:46,075 00:15:48,911 - Maybe. - Please tell us what happened to you. - Maybe. - Please tell us what happened to you.
184 00:15:49,828 00:15:54,583 I was asleep in my bed, and a light appeared in my room and took me. I was asleep in my bed, and a light appeared in my room and took me.
185 00:15:55,000 00:15:59,128 - (Daniel) Took you where? - Some kind of spacecraft, I suppose. - (Daniel) Took you where? - Some kind of spacecraft, I suppose.
186 00:15:59,212 00:16:03,382 I was weightless, floating in midair, and yet... I was weightless, floating in midair, and yet...
187 00:16:03,466 00:16:09,096 It was dark, cold. I couldn't move a muscle even though I was wide awake. It was dark, cold. I couldn't move a muscle even though I was wide awake.
188 00:16:09,179 00:16:12,265 - After the light hit you, then what? - The devices came. - After the light hit you, then what? - The devices came.
189 00:16:12,349 00:16:16,311 They were these green glowing balls that floated around me. They were these green glowing balls that floated around me.
190 00:16:16,394 00:16:18,896 (man speaks Cantonese) (man speaks Cantonese)
191 00:16:18,980 00:16:22,358 After the small green spheres stopped scanning him... After the small green spheres stopped scanning him...
192 00:16:22,441 00:16:25,611 - (Cantonese) - ..they left him alone for a long while. - (Cantonese) - ..they left him alone for a long while.
193 00:16:25,694 00:16:28,989 (man speaks Cantonese) (man speaks Cantonese)
194 00:16:29,072 00:16:32,700 And then a voice spoke to him, telling him not to be afraid, And then a voice spoke to him, telling him not to be afraid,
195 00:16:32,784 00:16:38,497 - and that he would soon be safe again. - Did Professor Wu see who spoke to him? - and that he would soon be safe again. - Did Professor Wu see who spoke to him?
196 00:16:38,581 00:16:41,917 (interpreter speaks Cantonese) (interpreter speaks Cantonese)
197 00:16:48,381 00:16:52,427 All the accounts are basically identical. They match Jack's version of events. All the accounts are basically identical. They match Jack's version of events.
198 00:16:52,510 00:16:56,180 Except none of them experienced any physical changes as a result. Except none of them experienced any physical changes as a result.
199 00:16:56,263 00:17:00,601 But everything else is bang on - taken while sleeping, out-of-body experience. But everything else is bang on - taken while sleeping, out-of-body experience.
200 00:17:00,684 00:17:04,521 All this does sound familiar - clich� even, if you watch enough TV. All this does sound familiar - clich� even, if you watch enough TV.
201 00:17:04,604 00:17:10,902 But they all described four green globes buzzing around them like insects. But they all described four green globes buzzing around them like insects.
202 00:17:10,985 00:17:14,029 That's too specific a detail to be a coincidence. That's too specific a detail to be a coincidence.
203 00:17:14,113 00:17:18,117 The being that abducted them - I assume they described an Asgard as well. The being that abducted them - I assume they described an Asgard as well.
204 00:17:18,200 00:17:20,452 Short, big eyes, no hair, weird voice. Short, big eyes, no hair, weird voice.
205 00:17:20,535 00:17:25,331 The Asgard haven't responded to our attempted communications. The Asgard haven't responded to our attempted communications.
206 00:17:25,415 00:17:27,959 If help is coming, it better arrive soon. If help is coming, it better arrive soon.
207 00:17:28,042 00:17:30,127 (electro-rock music) (electro-rock music)
208 00:17:34,048 00:17:36,550 - (knocking) - It's open. - (knocking) - It's open.
209 00:17:38,468 00:17:40,387 How are you doing? How are you doing?
210 00:17:43,723 00:17:48,227 Well, I think I'm getting another zit, and, uh... Well, I think I'm getting another zit, and, uh...
211 00:17:48,310 00:17:51,397 Oh! Yeah, I'm still a kid. Oh! Yeah, I'm still a kid.
212 00:17:51,480 00:17:56,067 But beyond that, I'm doing just peachy, thanks. Why? But beyond that, I'm doing just peachy, thanks. Why?
213 00:17:58,069 00:17:59,737 Well... Well...
214 00:17:59,821 00:18:06,911 Janet just finished going over the genetic team's analysis of your test results. Janet just finished going over the genetic team's analysis of your test results.
215 00:18:06,994 00:18:09,371 How bad can it be? How bad can it be?
216 00:18:10,414 00:18:13,625 You're probably not feeling the effects yet, You're probably not feeling the effects yet,
217 00:18:13,708 00:18:18,046 but something is happening to your body at the cellular level. but something is happening to your body at the cellular level.
218 00:18:18,129 00:18:23,968 Basically your genetic structure's growing more unstable... Basically your genetic structure's growing more unstable...
219 00:18:28,305 00:18:30,390 Colonel... Colonel...
220 00:18:32,100 00:18:34,269 you're dying. you're dying.
221 00:18:50,617 00:18:52,827 Honestly, I feel fine. Honestly, I feel fine.
222 00:18:52,910 00:18:56,330 You'll start to notice symptoms as the condition worsens. You'll start to notice symptoms as the condition worsens.
223 00:18:56,414 00:18:59,792 - How long do I have? - It's hard to say. - How long do I have? - It's hard to say.
224 00:19:01,502 00:19:03,920 Say it anyway. Say it anyway.
225 00:19:04,755 00:19:07,340 Weeks, days, I don't know. Weeks, days, I don't know.
226 00:19:07,424 00:19:12,220 You'll notice fatigue first. In the end, your body's vital organs will shut down. You'll notice fatigue first. In the end, your body's vital organs will shut down.
227 00:19:12,303 00:19:18,183 It's like something inside you is causing a total system failure. It's like something inside you is causing a total system failure.
228 00:19:19,226 00:19:23,980 I don't get it. We helped save their skinny asses from the replicators, I don't get it. We helped save their skinny asses from the replicators,
229 00:19:24,064 00:19:26,983 and as a thanks they shrink me and leave me to die. and as a thanks they shrink me and leave me to die.
230 00:19:27,066 00:19:30,236 We're exploring every option we have, Colonel. We're exploring every option we have, Colonel.
231 00:19:30,319 00:19:33,113 We just need you to hang in there. We just need you to hang in there.
232 00:19:38,410 00:19:41,538 Thanks for coming. I'm sure it'll help coming from you. Thanks for coming. I'm sure it'll help coming from you.
233 00:19:41,621 00:19:48,002 - How are Mark and the kids? - Good. Great. I'll tell them you said hi. - How are Mark and the kids? - Good. Great. I'll tell them you said hi.
234 00:19:54,633 00:19:58,678 I'm sorry. Sam told me what was going on, but... I'm sorry. Sam told me what was going on, but...
235 00:19:59,721 00:20:02,432 What could anyone possibly hope to gain from this? What could anyone possibly hope to gain from this?
236 00:20:02,515 00:20:05,810 Can we just, uh... get on with it? Can we just, uh... get on with it?
237 00:20:06,852 00:20:08,938 I'm not getting any younger. I'm not getting any younger.
238 00:20:09,021 00:20:12,983 Well, as I told Sam, our options are pretty limited. Well, as I told Sam, our options are pretty limited.
239 00:20:13,066 00:20:15,151 You came all this way to say goodbye? You came all this way to say goodbye?
240 00:20:15,235 00:20:18,571 At this point, I'm here to recommend we put you in stasis At this point, I'm here to recommend we put you in stasis
241 00:20:18,655 00:20:22,325 - until we understand your condition. - You wanna freeze me. - until we understand your condition. - You wanna freeze me.
242 00:20:22,408 00:20:25,828 We're not talking about cryogenics as we know it here on Earth. We're not talking about cryogenics as we know it here on Earth.
243 00:20:25,911 00:20:28,622 The risk involved is minimal. The risk involved is minimal.
244 00:20:28,705 00:20:32,042 I've been down this road with the Tok'ra before. I've been down this road with the Tok'ra before.
245 00:20:32,125 00:20:36,421 No offence, Jacob, but the last time you guys helped me out of a "jam", No offence, Jacob, but the last time you guys helped me out of a "jam",
246 00:20:36,504 00:20:40,633 I ended up rescuing an old girlfriend I'd never met before. I ended up rescuing an old girlfriend I'd never met before.
247 00:20:40,716 00:20:44,762 We would never subject you to another blending without your permission. We would never subject you to another blending without your permission.
248 00:20:44,845 00:20:47,848 Good. Cos it's never gonna happen. Good. Cos it's never gonna happen.
249 00:20:50,016 00:20:53,895 No pressure, Jack. But you need to make a decision. No pressure, Jack. But you need to make a decision.
250 00:20:53,978 00:20:56,439 We have a team standing by. We have a team standing by.
251 00:20:56,522 00:20:58,607 But if you wait too long, But if you wait too long,
252 00:20:58,691 00:21:02,402 we may not be able to reverse the cellular breakdown. we may not be able to reverse the cellular breakdown.
253 00:21:02,486 00:21:04,279 Colonel, please. Colonel, please.
254 00:21:09,826 00:21:12,286 It's your choice, Jack. It's your choice, Jack.
255 00:21:14,288 00:21:18,709 - Can I have five minutes to think about it? - You can have ten, Colonel. - Can I have five minutes to think about it? - You can have ten, Colonel.
256 00:21:31,929 00:21:36,225 - Do you think he'll do it? - If I have to drag him there myself. - Do you think he'll do it? - If I have to drag him there myself.
257 00:21:36,308 00:21:40,437 I didn't come all this way to watch him die like this. I didn't come all this way to watch him die like this.
258 00:21:45,566 00:21:48,527 We have a security breach, level 25, guest quarters. We have a security breach, level 25, guest quarters.
259 00:21:52,698 00:21:54,783 (alarm) (alarm)
260 00:22:14,384 00:22:19,556 Security teams have swept the base three times, inside and out. Security teams have swept the base three times, inside and out.
261 00:22:19,639 00:22:23,476 They've found nothing. I think it's safe to assume he's no longer here. They've found nothing. I think it's safe to assume he's no longer here.
262 00:22:23,559 00:22:28,063 He knows the SGC as well as anyone. If he wanted a way out, he'd find one. He knows the SGC as well as anyone. If he wanted a way out, he'd find one.
263 00:22:28,147 00:22:31,900 I've notified the authorities. With any luck they'll find him soon. I've notified the authorities. With any luck they'll find him soon.
264 00:22:31,983 00:22:35,195 Sir? There's something you all need to see. Sir? There's something you all need to see.
265 00:22:36,196 00:22:41,033 Go on home, kid, before I call the cops. It's a school night, for cryin' out loud. Go on home, kid, before I call the cops. It's a school night, for cryin' out loud.
266 00:22:41,117 00:22:43,536 How about lite beer? How about lite beer?
267 00:22:43,619 00:22:45,704 Gimme a break. Gimme a break.
268 00:22:57,798 00:23:00,092 Harley? Harley?
269 00:23:01,552 00:23:04,054 - Excuse me? - Yeah, Harlan Beck. - Excuse me? - Yeah, Harlan Beck.
270 00:23:05,430 00:23:08,224 You served in Operation Proven Force out of Incirlik. You served in Operation Proven Force out of Incirlik.
271 00:23:08,308 00:23:12,061 Yeah, during the Gulf. How'd you know that, kid? Yeah, during the Gulf. How'd you know that, kid?
272 00:23:12,145 00:23:15,022 What, are you kidding? I ran... What, are you kidding? I ran...
273 00:23:18,901 00:23:23,905 I mean, uh... my uncle knew a Lieutenant Beck from the war. I mean, uh... my uncle knew a Lieutenant Beck from the war.
274 00:23:23,989 00:23:29,452 Said he was a stand-up guy. Flew an AC-130 gunship over Baghdad. Said he was a stand-up guy. Flew an AC-130 gunship over Baghdad.
275 00:23:29,535 00:23:32,705 Then your uncle had to be in the Special Ops. Then your uncle had to be in the Special Ops.
276 00:23:32,788 00:23:36,166 Yeah, he was. Colonel Jack O'Neill? Yeah, he was. Colonel Jack O'Neill?
277 00:23:37,751 00:23:42,464 You're Jack O'Neill's nephew? I didn't know he had a sibling. You're Jack O'Neill's nephew? I didn't know he had a sibling.
278 00:23:44,090 00:23:46,801 Well... used to. Well... used to.
279 00:23:48,136 00:23:53,349 Uncle Jack's been like a father to me since my folks died. Uncle Jack's been like a father to me since my folks died.
280 00:23:55,767 00:23:59,145 So how's old Jack doin', anyway? So how's old Jack doin', anyway?
281 00:23:59,229 00:24:02,857 He's fine. He's not that old, either. He's fine. He's not that old, either.
282 00:24:04,359 00:24:08,654 Well, tell him... tell him Harley said to watch his six. Well, tell him... tell him Harley said to watch his six.
283 00:24:08,737 00:24:12,491 Hey. Yeah, uh... speaking of six... Hey. Yeah, uh... speaking of six...
284 00:24:12,574 00:24:16,495 Look, seeing as how you know my uncle and all, Look, seeing as how you know my uncle and all,
285 00:24:16,578 00:24:19,831 you think you could do me a little favour? you think you could do me a little favour?
286 00:24:27,504 00:24:31,633 Selmak has had a chance to digest some of the DNA test results, Selmak has had a chance to digest some of the DNA test results,
287 00:24:31,717 00:24:35,261 and it seems Colonel O'Neill's condition isn't what we thought. and it seems Colonel O'Neill's condition isn't what we thought.
288 00:24:35,345 00:24:39,223 - He isn't dying? - He is, but we think we know the cause. - He isn't dying? - He is, but we think we know the cause.
289 00:24:39,307 00:24:44,562 When we first compared the DNA samples, the match was almost perfect. When we first compared the DNA samples, the match was almost perfect.
290 00:24:44,645 00:24:50,942 - You said there was a tiny abnormality. - Yes. Selmak thinks he knows why. - You said there was a tiny abnormality. - Yes. Selmak thinks he knows why.
291 00:24:51,026 00:24:53,820 (distorted) This is not Colonel O'Neill. (distorted) This is not Colonel O'Neill.
292 00:24:53,903 00:24:56,197 - But... - He's a clone. - But... - He's a clone.
293 00:25:06,248 00:25:08,959 I see. Keep me informed. I see. Keep me informed.
294 00:25:12,837 00:25:15,339 No word yet on... No word yet on...
295 00:25:16,924 00:25:20,177 What exactly do we call him at this point? What exactly do we call him at this point?
296 00:25:21,220 00:25:23,805 Duplicate O'Neill? Duplicate O'Neill?
297 00:25:23,889 00:25:27,267 Sir, we think we have a clearer idea of what might be going on. Sir, we think we have a clearer idea of what might be going on.
298 00:25:27,350 00:25:30,353 - Enlighten me. - We know the Asgard clone themselves. - Enlighten me. - We know the Asgard clone themselves.
299 00:25:30,436 00:25:35,316 They clone their bodies, then transfer their consciousness from one to the next. They clone their bodies, then transfer their consciousness from one to the next.
300 00:25:35,399 00:25:38,861 They suffer from grave diseases due to thousands of years of cloning. They suffer from grave diseases due to thousands of years of cloning.
301 00:25:38,944 00:25:41,863 Leading to extinction if they can't solve the problem Leading to extinction if they can't solve the problem
302 00:25:41,947 00:25:45,533 of diminishing returns in their cloning technology. of diminishing returns in their cloning technology.
303 00:25:45,617 00:25:48,119 What does this have to do with Colonel O'Neill? What does this have to do with Colonel O'Neill?
304 00:25:48,202 00:25:51,539 We had the abductees' DNA that Teal'c and I interviewed We had the abductees' DNA that Teal'c and I interviewed
305 00:25:51,622 00:25:55,125 scanned for the same abnormalities as Duplicate O'Neill. scanned for the same abnormalities as Duplicate O'Neill.
306 00:25:55,209 00:25:58,003 As far as we can tell, none of them are clones. As far as we can tell, none of them are clones.
307 00:25:58,086 00:26:01,089 - Which means? - In all likelihood, the Asgard responsible - Which means? - In all likelihood, the Asgard responsible
308 00:26:01,172 00:26:04,926 took the original people and replaced them with duplicates. took the original people and replaced them with duplicates.
309 00:26:05,009 00:26:07,678 They study the originals and then switch them back. They study the originals and then switch them back.
310 00:26:07,762 00:26:12,057 You think whoever took the real Colonel O'Neill is going to return him? You think whoever took the real Colonel O'Neill is going to return him?
311 00:26:12,141 00:26:14,017 It's all we've got, sir. It's all we've got, sir.
312 00:26:14,101 00:26:17,771 We're hoping the fact that the clone didn't mature is a mistake. We're hoping the fact that the clone didn't mature is a mistake.
313 00:26:17,854 00:26:19,522 What makes you think that? What makes you think that?
314 00:26:19,606 00:26:23,651 The previous actions of this Asgard indicated his desire to remain covert. The previous actions of this Asgard indicated his desire to remain covert.
315 00:26:23,734 00:26:25,820 Jack's clone is a dead giveaway. Jack's clone is a dead giveaway.
316 00:26:25,903 00:26:29,656 The Asgard doesn't know there's a problem or he'd have tried to fix it. The Asgard doesn't know there's a problem or he'd have tried to fix it.
317 00:26:29,740 00:26:32,951 They'll figure it out when they try to switch him back. They'll figure it out when they try to switch him back.
318 00:26:33,035 00:26:34,536 If they try to switch. If they try to switch.
319 00:26:34,619 00:26:39,123 If we don't track down the duplicate, we may not get the real O'Neill back? If we don't track down the duplicate, we may not get the real O'Neill back?
320 00:26:39,207 00:26:44,795 We're sure the Asgard could find him if he wants. That's not the real issue. We're sure the Asgard could find him if he wants. That's not the real issue.
321 00:26:44,879 00:26:47,131 We wish to apprehend the Asgard. We wish to apprehend the Asgard.
322 00:26:47,214 00:26:50,675 Intercepting the next switch may be our only shot. Intercepting the next switch may be our only shot.
323 00:26:50,759 00:26:52,177 (buzzer) (buzzer)
324 00:26:52,969 00:26:55,263 - Hammond. - General Hammond, sir. - Hammond. - General Hammond, sir.
325 00:26:55,346 00:27:00,434 I have a Lieutenant Colonel Beck from the 10th Air Base Wing on the line for you. I have a Lieutenant Colonel Beck from the 10th Air Base Wing on the line for you.
326 00:27:00,518 00:27:03,520 - It has to do with Colonel O'Neill. - Patch him through. - It has to do with Colonel O'Neill. - Patch him through.
327 00:27:03,604 00:27:05,564 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
328 00:27:18,868 00:27:22,913 Unless you brought beer, that's close enough. Unless you brought beer, that's close enough.
329 00:27:24,665 00:27:28,209 Colonel, we need you to come back with us. Colonel, we need you to come back with us.
330 00:27:28,293 00:27:29,919 How'd you find me? How'd you find me?
331 00:27:30,003 00:27:34,799 Lieutenant Colonel Beck called General Hammond and placed you in the area. Lieutenant Colonel Beck called General Hammond and placed you in the area.
332 00:27:34,882 00:27:37,843 A man from whom you bought bait recommended this river. A man from whom you bought bait recommended this river.
333 00:27:37,926 00:27:41,763 Tell Jacob thanks, but I'm not interested in the deep-freeze deal. Tell Jacob thanks, but I'm not interested in the deep-freeze deal.
334 00:27:41,847 00:27:45,225 We're not here to take you to the Tok'ra. There may not be much time. We're not here to take you to the Tok'ra. There may not be much time.
335 00:27:45,308 00:27:48,478 - Never is, is there? - OK. Well... - Never is, is there? - OK. Well...
336 00:27:49,520 00:27:52,606 There's no easy way to tell you this, so... There's no easy way to tell you this, so...
337 00:27:52,690 00:27:56,777 Sam's just gonna come right out and say it. Sam's just gonna come right out and say it.
338 00:27:56,860 00:28:01,072 Well, sir, as you know, the Asgard depend on a cloning technology... Well, sir, as you know, the Asgard depend on a cloning technology...
339 00:28:01,156 00:28:03,033 Oh, for cryin' out loud! Oh, for cryin' out loud!
340 00:28:04,576 00:28:07,537 You have been cloned, O'Neill. You have been cloned, O'Neill.
341 00:28:07,620 00:28:08,663 What? What?
342 00:28:08,746 00:28:14,251 We think the Asgard took the real you and made a copy - an unstable one at that. We think the Asgard took the real you and made a copy - an unstable one at that.
343 00:28:15,419 00:28:17,754 The "real" me? The "real" me?
344 00:28:18,797 00:28:24,760 Yeah, the original. That's not your "real" anything. I'm sorry. Yeah, the original. That's not your "real" anything. I'm sorry.
345 00:28:29,056 00:28:31,767 Where's the original? Where's the original?
346 00:28:31,850 00:28:36,062 That's what we hope to find out. But we need your help. That's what we hope to find out. But we need your help.
347 00:28:43,819 00:28:46,697 We've calculated a seven-day gap between abductions, We've calculated a seven-day gap between abductions,
348 00:28:46,780 00:28:48,949 which puts us at tonight. which puts us at tonight.
349 00:28:49,032 00:28:51,785 This plan sucks. This plan sucks.
350 00:28:54,496 00:28:58,207 Look, I know you don't think I am who I am, Look, I know you don't think I am who I am,
351 00:28:58,291 00:29:01,585 but as far as I'm concerned, I am... but as far as I'm concerned, I am...
352 00:29:03,212 00:29:05,255 who I am. who I am.
353 00:29:06,215 00:29:09,759 The switch is our only chance of capturing whoever's behind this. The switch is our only chance of capturing whoever's behind this.
354 00:29:09,843 00:29:12,804 What about the fact that this body is dying? What about the fact that this body is dying?
355 00:29:12,887 00:29:17,475 Has anyone even thought about that for a second? Has anyone even thought about that for a second?
356 00:29:19,560 00:29:22,438 Oh. I see. Oh. I see.
357 00:29:23,480 00:29:27,901 You don't care, as long as you get the original back. You don't care, as long as you get the original back.
358 00:29:29,569 00:29:32,613 We just... We don't know what else to do for you. We just... We don't know what else to do for you.
359 00:29:32,697 00:29:35,658 Perhaps the Asgard responsible can correct his mistake. Perhaps the Asgard responsible can correct his mistake.
360 00:29:35,741 00:29:38,535 Fine. Give me a nine-mil. I'll get it out of the sucker. Fine. Give me a nine-mil. I'll get it out of the sucker.
361 00:29:38,619 00:29:41,121 We don't know who or what we might be facing yet. We don't know who or what we might be facing yet.
362 00:29:41,205 00:29:46,668 Exactly why you can't just use me as bait and hang me out to dry. Exactly why you can't just use me as bait and hang me out to dry.
363 00:29:48,086 00:29:50,380 You'll never intercept an Asgard beam. You'll never intercept an Asgard beam.
364 00:29:50,463 00:29:55,509 The only chance you have of capturing this guy is me. The only chance you have of capturing this guy is me.
365 00:29:58,387 00:30:00,847 Come on. Come on.
366 00:30:04,434 00:30:06,561 A zat gun. A zat gun.
367 00:30:07,603 00:30:09,605 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
368 00:30:19,823 00:30:22,367 Carter, you still got your ears on? Carter, you still got your ears on?
369 00:30:22,450 00:30:25,495 - Yes, sir. - Daniel? Teal'c? - Yes, sir. - Daniel? Teal'c?
370 00:30:26,412 00:30:30,457 - Everything appears to be normal, O'Neill. - Yeah? Not to me. - Everything appears to be normal, O'Neill. - Yeah? Not to me.
371 00:30:30,541 00:30:32,501 Wanna go over the instructions again? Wanna go over the instructions again?
372 00:30:32,584 00:30:36,713 Don't worry, Carter. I'm sure I'll figure it out. Don't worry, Carter. I'm sure I'll figure it out.
373 00:30:50,350 00:30:52,602 Colonel, you all right? Colonel, you all right?
374 00:30:52,686 00:30:55,855 Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
375 00:30:56,439 00:30:58,524 O'Neill. O'Neill.
376 00:31:08,617 00:31:11,745 What are you all doing in my bedroom? What are you all doing in my bedroom?
377 00:31:21,962 00:31:25,090 Hello. Do not be afraid. Hello. Do not be afraid.
378 00:31:38,936 00:31:40,521 (groans) (groans)
379 00:31:44,316 00:31:48,319 - I assume this is important. - Just a little, sir. - I assume this is important. - Just a little, sir.
380 00:32:00,706 00:32:02,207 OK. OK.
381 00:32:03,250 00:32:05,543 Wrong console. Wrong console.
382 00:32:09,046 00:32:13,217 Far right jewel thingy... up. Far right jewel thingy... up.
383 00:32:16,345 00:32:17,804 Ah! And three o'clock. Ah! And three o'clock.
384 00:32:17,888 00:32:20,682 I was having the weirdest dream. I was having the weirdest dream.
385 00:32:25,311 00:32:28,647 You see, Carter? Told you it was no problem. You see, Carter? Told you it was no problem.
386 00:32:38,490 00:32:40,992 What's goin' on? What's goin' on?
387 00:32:42,368 00:32:47,581 Wow. You know, I'm really much taller than I think. Wow. You know, I'm really much taller than I think.
388 00:32:51,293 00:32:52,377 Carter? Carter?
389 00:32:53,253 00:32:57,298 Colonel O'Neill, meet... Colonel O'Neill. Colonel O'Neill, meet... Colonel O'Neill.
390 00:33:02,094 00:33:06,682 - What's goin' on? - We're pretty sure this Asgard over here - What's goin' on? - We're pretty sure this Asgard over here
391 00:33:06,765 00:33:10,811 kidnapped you and attempted to replace you with a clone. kidnapped you and attempted to replace you with a clone.
392 00:33:10,894 00:33:13,188 How long was I asleep? How long was I asleep?
393 00:33:13,271 00:33:16,733 - Seven days. - It's a record. - Seven days. - It's a record.
394 00:33:16,816 00:33:18,401 So you're... So you're...
395 00:33:18,484 00:33:19,569 - You. - ..me? - You. - ..me?
396 00:33:19,652 00:33:26,199 Yeah. Believe me, if you think it's weird, imagine how I feel being the copy. Yeah. Believe me, if you think it's weird, imagine how I feel being the copy.
397 00:33:29,703 00:33:32,205 He has awakened. He has awakened.
398 00:33:39,920 00:33:43,590 - What's happening? - We were kinda hoping you could tell us. - What's happening? - We were kinda hoping you could tell us.
399 00:33:43,674 00:33:47,385 - No, no, no. This is all wrong. - Hey! - No, no, no. This is all wrong. - Hey!
400 00:33:48,970 00:33:51,180 I'll tell you what's wrong. I'll tell you what's wrong.
401 00:33:51,264 00:33:55,935 I just woke up, I haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, I just woke up, I haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days,
402 00:33:56,018 00:34:01,398 and I find out you stole my ass and made a... mini-me. and I find out you stole my ass and made a... mini-me.
403 00:34:06,277 00:34:09,989 Carter, I should be irked currently, yes? Carter, I should be irked currently, yes?
404 00:34:10,823 00:34:13,117 Yes, I would be. Yes, I would be.
405 00:34:16,120 00:34:19,998 - Why don't you tell us who you are? - Loki. - Why don't you tell us who you are? - Loki.
406 00:34:20,790 00:34:24,711 According to Norse mythology, that's the god of mischief. According to Norse mythology, that's the god of mischief.
407 00:34:24,794 00:34:29,131 - What did you want with Colonel O'Neill? - I have nothing more to say to any of you. - What did you want with Colonel O'Neill? - I have nothing more to say to any of you.
408 00:34:29,215 00:34:33,510 Hey! We just saved your flat little white asses from the replicators. Hey! We just saved your flat little white asses from the replicators.
409 00:34:33,594 00:34:37,347 - This is the thanks we get? - At least you're gonna live. - This is the thanks we get? - At least you're gonna live.
410 00:34:38,390 00:34:40,016 What? What?
411 00:34:40,100 00:34:46,605 Maybe you're a little put out. But this guy didn't hit the right buttons on the Xerox. Maybe you're a little put out. But this guy didn't hit the right buttons on the Xerox.
412 00:34:47,481 00:34:51,985 This body is gonna fall apart if he doesn't fix me. This body is gonna fall apart if he doesn't fix me.
413 00:34:52,069 00:34:56,239 I cannot. All the clones suffer the same fate. I cannot. All the clones suffer the same fate.
414 00:34:57,323 00:35:00,618 OK. I'm going back to my original question. OK. I'm going back to my original question.
415 00:35:00,702 00:35:03,287 What's going on? What's going on?
416 00:35:03,371 00:35:08,083 I am a scientist, a former geneticist with the Asgard Ruling Council. I am a scientist, a former geneticist with the Asgard Ruling Council.
417 00:35:08,167 00:35:10,419 - Former? - I was stripped of my stature - Former? - I was stripped of my stature
418 00:35:10,502 00:35:14,422 after I was caught performing unsanctioned experiments on humans. after I was caught performing unsanctioned experiments on humans.
419 00:35:14,506 00:35:17,133 What, you've got sanctioned ones? What, you've got sanctioned ones?
420 00:35:17,216 00:35:22,221 I had the courage to do what was needed to advance our cloning technology. I had the courage to do what was needed to advance our cloning technology.
421 00:35:22,304 00:35:26,183 Instead of courage, some might call it a lack of morality. Instead of courage, some might call it a lack of morality.
422 00:35:26,266 00:35:30,145 Our population cannot withstand the duplication process for much longer. Our population cannot withstand the duplication process for much longer.
423 00:35:30,228 00:35:32,897 How can experimenting on humans change that? How can experimenting on humans change that?
424 00:35:32,981 00:35:37,818 Your bodies are similar to our original form thousands of years ago. Your bodies are similar to our original form thousands of years ago.
425 00:35:37,902 00:35:40,446 Using your physical make-up as a template, Using your physical make-up as a template,
426 00:35:40,529 00:35:46,868 I hoped to construct a clone that could contain our massively superior intellect. I hoped to construct a clone that could contain our massively superior intellect.
427 00:35:46,952 00:35:51,456 - My research was unsuccessful. - So much for massively superior intellect. - My research was unsuccessful. - So much for massively superior intellect.
428 00:35:51,539 00:35:54,709 - I was gonna say that. - I was going to say - I was gonna say that. - I was going to say
429 00:35:54,792 00:35:58,545 it was unsuccessful prior to my being caught and banished. it was unsuccessful prior to my being caught and banished.
430 00:35:58,629 00:36:05,218 - I would have found what I needed. - Why risk coming back after 19 years? - I would have found what I needed. - Why risk coming back after 19 years?
431 00:36:05,302 00:36:08,972 Because I thought he was the one. Because I thought he was the one.
432 00:36:09,889 00:36:12,224 - Me? - Me? - Me? - Me?
433 00:36:12,308 00:36:15,769 I believed his genetic code contained the key. I believed his genetic code contained the key.
434 00:36:15,853 00:36:16,937 - Mine? - Mine? - Mine? - Mine?
435 00:36:17,020 00:36:18,564 Stop it. Stop it.
436 00:36:18,647 00:36:22,776 He was physiologically advanced enough to carry and utilise all the data He was physiologically advanced enough to carry and utilise all the data
437 00:36:22,859 00:36:25,653 from the Ancients' repository of knowledge - from the Ancients' repository of knowledge -
438 00:36:25,737 00:36:28,906 impossible for any human one generation ago. impossible for any human one generation ago.
439 00:36:28,990 00:36:32,284 He is a significant step forward on your evolutionary path. He is a significant step forward on your evolutionary path.
440 00:36:32,368 00:36:37,581 - You just found this out recently? - I learned it when all the Asgard did. - You just found this out recently? - I learned it when all the Asgard did.
441 00:36:37,664 00:36:39,749 O'Neill is legendary. O'Neill is legendary.
442 00:36:39,833 00:36:44,003 The Asgard fleet has been distracted by the war with the replicators The Asgard fleet has been distracted by the war with the replicators
443 00:36:44,087 00:36:46,923 and subsequent relocation of our people. and subsequent relocation of our people.
444 00:36:47,840 00:36:51,510 So you took the opportunity when no one was looking to sneak back here. So you took the opportunity when no one was looking to sneak back here.
445 00:36:51,593 00:36:56,389 I do not regret my actions. I am trying to save my people. I do not regret my actions. I am trying to save my people.
446 00:36:57,098 00:37:00,310 Look, I know this isn't all about me, but come on. Look, I know this isn't all about me, but come on.
447 00:37:00,393 00:37:05,064 - Seriously, I'm dyin' here. - I cannot reverse your fate. - Seriously, I'm dyin' here. - I cannot reverse your fate.
448 00:37:05,147 00:37:10,194 Nor can I explain why you did not mature to the proper age as you should have. Nor can I explain why you did not mature to the proper age as you should have.
449 00:37:10,277 00:37:13,989 Well, easy to see why they kicked you out of the science club. Well, easy to see why they kicked you out of the science club.
450 00:37:14,072 00:37:17,075 All right, I've heard enough. All right, I've heard enough.
451 00:37:18,910 00:37:20,495 Carter! Carter!
452 00:37:22,371 00:37:25,249 Can you call Thor on this thing? Can you call Thor on this thing?
453 00:37:26,041 00:37:30,962 - Please, do not. - We've tried contacting the Asgard. - Please, do not. - We've tried contacting the Asgard.
454 00:37:31,421 00:37:35,508 - You'd think if Thor knew about this... - OK, pretty sure that's it. - You'd think if Thor knew about this... - OK, pretty sure that's it.
455 00:37:48,186 00:37:51,814 All right, how long are we going... All right, how long are we going...
456 00:37:51,898 00:37:54,567 You all right? You all right?
457 00:37:56,652 00:37:58,737 Actually, no. Actually, no.
458 00:37:58,821 00:38:02,199 What do we do if Thor doesn't show up? What do we do if Thor doesn't show up?
459 00:38:04,868 00:38:06,286 Never mind. Never mind.
460 00:38:06,369 00:38:09,247 Well, it's about time. Well, it's about time.
461 00:38:09,330 00:38:12,333 I apologise for not coming sooner. I apologise for not coming sooner.
462 00:38:13,626 00:38:15,628 Loki, what have you done? Loki, what have you done?
463 00:38:15,711 00:38:19,840 Seems he's been playing Dr Moreau behind your back. Seems he's been playing Dr Moreau behind your back.
464 00:38:19,923 00:38:22,008 Yes. Dr Moreau. Yes. Dr Moreau.
465 00:38:22,092 00:38:24,719 - You know why I am here. - You should have known - You know why I am here. - You should have known
466 00:38:24,803 00:38:28,431 O'Neill's genetic coding was safeguarded for his own protection. O'Neill's genetic coding was safeguarded for his own protection.
467 00:38:28,514 00:38:30,349 Excuse me? Excuse me?
468 00:38:30,433 00:38:36,855 A marker was placed in your DNA to prevent attempts at genetic manipulation. A marker was placed in your DNA to prevent attempts at genetic manipulation.
469 00:38:36,939 00:38:40,609 - The abnormality. - That's why the clone didn't mature. - The abnormality. - That's why the clone didn't mature.
470 00:38:40,692 00:38:44,487 Yes. Loki will be punished for his actions. Yes. Loki will be punished for his actions.
471 00:38:44,570 00:38:48,866 Is it true that Colonel O'Neill is the key to solving your cloning problems? Is it true that Colonel O'Neill is the key to solving your cloning problems?
472 00:38:48,949 00:38:50,701 No. No.
473 00:38:50,784 00:38:54,371 - But I thought I was advanced. - Indeed you are, O'Neill. - But I thought I was advanced. - Indeed you are, O'Neill.
474 00:38:54,454 00:38:57,290 But our scientists have already determined But our scientists have already determined
475 00:38:57,374 00:39:01,002 that while you are an important step forward in the evolutionary chain, that while you are an important step forward in the evolutionary chain,
476 00:39:01,085 00:39:05,339 the missing link we have been searching for still eludes us. the missing link we have been searching for still eludes us.
477 00:39:05,423 00:39:06,549 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
478 00:39:06,632 00:39:11,261 Again, I apologise for any inconvenience Loki may have caused. Again, I apologise for any inconvenience Loki may have caused.
479 00:39:11,345 00:39:13,764 Yeah, that's what I'd call it. Yeah, that's what I'd call it.
480 00:39:13,847 00:39:19,560 Unfortunately, the eventual genetic breakdown of the clone is not my doing, Unfortunately, the eventual genetic breakdown of the clone is not my doing,
481 00:39:19,644 00:39:22,480 but rather a result of Loki's inept methods. but rather a result of Loki's inept methods.
482 00:39:22,563 00:39:27,276 There was no need for the clones to survive. There was no need for the clones to survive.
483 00:39:34,616 00:39:36,701 Look, Thor. Look, Thor.
484 00:39:36,784 00:39:42,081 Is there anything you can do for him? The whining's starting to grate. Is there anything you can do for him? The whining's starting to grate.
485 00:39:42,164 00:39:46,084 - You wish your clone to live? - You can't just let me die. - You wish your clone to live? - You can't just let me die.
486 00:39:51,131 00:39:54,967 - He's just a kid. - Are you certain, O'Neill? - He's just a kid. - Are you certain, O'Neill?
487 00:39:59,013 00:40:01,098 I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
488 00:40:04,184 00:40:06,228 - Yeah. - Very well. - Yeah. - Very well.
489 00:40:06,686 00:40:09,939 I will attempt to repair his DNA. I will attempt to repair his DNA.
490 00:40:10,023 00:40:15,861 If successful, he should continue to mature at a normal human rate. If successful, he should continue to mature at a normal human rate.
491 00:40:24,286 00:40:26,371 Thanks. Thanks.
492 00:40:58,233 00:41:00,402 You sure about this? You sure about this?
493 00:41:01,444 00:41:04,572 I've thought a lot about it. I've thought a lot about it.
494 00:41:04,655 00:41:11,620 You know, you... me. I mean, we never really did embrace high school. You know, you... me. I mean, we never really did embrace high school.
495 00:41:15,373 00:41:19,252 Haven't you ever wanted to go back and do it all over again, Haven't you ever wanted to go back and do it all over again,
496 00:41:19,335 00:41:22,255 especially with all you know now? especially with all you know now?
497 00:41:25,341 00:41:27,426 No. No.
498 00:41:28,385 00:41:32,472 Well, from here on in you and me are different. Well, from here on in you and me are different.
499 00:41:32,556 00:41:35,141 Which is why I'm gonna do this. Which is why I'm gonna do this.
500 00:41:39,562 00:41:42,565 Hey, listen. Do me a favour, huh? Hey, listen. Do me a favour, huh?
501 00:41:43,274 00:41:46,443 Don't worry, I wasn't gonna keep in touch. Don't worry, I wasn't gonna keep in touch.
502 00:41:46,527 00:41:49,654 - Yeah, it'd just be a little... - Weird. - Yeah, it'd just be a little... - Weird.
503 00:41:49,738 00:41:51,823 Weird, yeah. Weird, yeah.
504 00:41:51,906 00:41:53,158 Yeah. Yeah.
505 00:41:54,075 00:41:56,536 But if you need anything, just... But if you need anything, just...
506 00:41:56,619 00:42:00,497 The air force has set me up. I'll be fine. The air force has set me up. I'll be fine.
507 00:42:00,915 00:42:04,626 You sure about this? I mean, it's high school. You sure about this? I mean, it's high school.
508 00:42:11,299 00:42:15,136 Yes. Go forth, young man. Yes. Go forth, young man.
509 00:42:36,030 00:42:38,115 (school bell) (school bell)