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1 00:00:15,181 00:00:17,601 - He's on me. I got him. - I got hit. - He's on me. I got him. - I got hit.
2 00:00:17,684 00:00:19,194 All right. I got you. All right. I got you.
3 00:00:19,978 00:00:20,938 You're all healed up. You're all healed up.
4 00:00:21,021 00:00:23,151 -Got eyes on him? -They're lurking. Any second now. -Got eyes on him? -They're lurking. Any second now.
5 00:00:25,984 00:00:27,324 What the fuck? What the fuck?
6 00:00:27,402 00:00:31,202 I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you.
7 00:00:31,281 00:00:33,451 - Yeah! - Holy shit, Mia! You're a god. - Yeah! - Holy shit, Mia! You're a god.
8 00:00:34,034 00:00:37,084 That was crack. She totally saved your ass, Jake. That was crack. She totally saved your ass, Jake.
9 00:00:37,162 00:00:39,212 - I got lucky. - Yo, stop cappin'. - I got lucky. - Yo, stop cappin'.
10 00:00:39,289 00:00:41,709 - Jake got lucky. - Caught with his pants down. - Jake got lucky. - Caught with his pants down.
11 00:00:41,791 00:00:44,711 - Like Mr. Stevens in faculty lounge. - That was a rumor. - Like Mr. Stevens in faculty lounge. - That was a rumor.
12 00:00:44,794 00:00:46,884 - Dinopi saw it. - Dinopi is full of shit. - Dinopi saw it. - Dinopi is full of shit.
13 00:00:46,963 00:00:49,223 Focus. Game ain't over yet. Focus. Game ain't over yet.
14 00:00:51,384 00:00:53,434 - Shit! She iced me. - I got you, Mia. - Shit! She iced me. - I got you, Mia.
15 00:00:55,096 00:00:57,426 - It's high noon! - Thanks. - It's high noon! - Thanks.
16 00:00:57,515 00:00:59,475 Did you use your ult to kill one player? Did you use your ult to kill one player?
17 00:00:59,559 00:01:01,139 - Wow! - What a dumpster. - Wow! - What a dumpster.
18 00:01:01,227 00:01:04,357 - Boy's a simp! - Yo, he was white-knighting Mia. - Boy's a simp! - Yo, he was white-knighting Mia.
19 00:01:04,439 00:01:06,069 -No, he didn't. -No, I didn't. -No, he didn't. -No, I didn't.
20 00:01:06,149 00:01:08,819 Hey, your simp sauce is dripping from the trees, Jake. Hey, your simp sauce is dripping from the trees, Jake.
21 00:01:08,902 00:01:12,072 Can I get a simp cocktail, please, with a side of simp fried rice? Can I get a simp cocktail, please, with a side of simp fried rice?
22 00:01:12,155 00:01:13,315 Burn! Burn!
23 00:01:14,240 00:01:16,870 - Group up, dickbags. One left. - I see him. - Group up, dickbags. One left. - I see him.
24 00:01:19,662 00:01:23,422 What?! Oh, my God! What?! Oh, my God!
25 00:01:23,500 00:01:25,340 -That was incredible, Mia. -Wow! -That was incredible, Mia. -Wow!
26 00:01:25,418 00:01:27,338 -Great game, Mia! -Aww, thanks. -Great game, Mia! -Aww, thanks.
27 00:01:27,420 00:01:29,840 Wait till we post that. Our channel is gonna be litty city. Wait till we post that. Our channel is gonna be litty city.
28 00:01:32,050 00:01:33,550 All right. I'm finna dip. All right. I'm finna dip.
29 00:01:33,635 00:01:36,925 My parents are making me go outside for no reason. My parents are making me go outside for no reason.
30 00:01:37,013 00:01:39,473 -Okay, later Homo Simpson. -Eat a dick. -Okay, later Homo Simpson. -Eat a dick.
31 00:01:39,557 00:01:41,097 Bye, Jake. Bye, Jake.
32 00:01:47,440 00:01:50,650 "Um… Bye, Jake." "Um… Bye, Jake."
33 00:01:50,735 00:01:52,735 Why are you the worst? Why are you the worst?
34 00:01:52,821 00:01:57,831 Dude, he white-knighted you. Are you not, like, literally dying? Dude, he white-knighted you. Are you not, like, literally dying?
35 00:01:57,909 00:01:59,039 No, he didn't. No, he didn't.
36 00:01:59,869 00:02:01,659 Yeah. Yes, yes, he did. Yeah. Yes, yes, he did.
37 00:02:01,746 00:02:05,166 He clearly has a crush on you. It's so obvi. He clearly has a crush on you. It's so obvi.
38 00:02:05,250 00:02:06,670 He has a girlfriend. He has a girlfriend.
39 00:02:06,751 00:02:10,921 Um, you clearly have not seen his Instagram story today. Um, you clearly have not seen his Instagram story today.
40 00:02:11,506 00:02:13,416 You're the worst stalker I've ever met. You're the worst stalker I've ever met.
41 00:02:13,508 00:02:15,798 It's been on Insta for an hour. It's been on Insta for an hour.
42 00:02:20,348 00:02:22,598 ♪ So come in, come in, come I gotta get it♪ ♪ So come in, come in, come I gotta get it♪
43 00:02:22,684 00:02:25,854 ♪ Come in, come in, come I gotta get it, get it, get it, get it… ♪ ♪ Come in, come in, come I gotta get it, get it, get it, get it… ♪
44 00:02:25,937 00:02:27,937 I knew something was up. I knew something was up.
45 00:02:28,022 00:02:30,072 His shots were really off today. His shots were really off today.
46 00:02:30,150 00:02:33,360 I heard him tell Lee it was because she convinced her parents I heard him tell Lee it was because she convinced her parents
47 00:02:33,444 00:02:37,204 to let him come over during quar, and then he decided to stay home and game. to let him come over during quar, and then he decided to stay home and game.
48 00:02:37,782 00:02:39,952 Duh, does she not know he's trying to get signed? Duh, does she not know he's trying to get signed?
49 00:02:40,034 00:02:45,464 She's like a VSCO girl. Like, she's too busy, like, saving the turtles. She's like a VSCO girl. Like, she's too busy, like, saving the turtles.
50 00:02:47,792 00:02:49,462 Your E-girl is showing. Your E-girl is showing.
51 00:02:49,544 00:02:53,344 The point is that he's single now, and he's clearly in love with you. The point is that he's single now, and he's clearly in love with you.
52 00:02:53,423 00:02:56,473 He doesn't see me like that. We're teammates. He doesn't see me like that. We're teammates.
53 00:02:56,551 00:02:58,181 I'm sure he's only into white girls. I'm sure he's only into white girls.
54 00:02:58,261 00:03:00,051 Come on, Mia. Come on, Mia.
55 00:03:00,138 00:03:03,558 You spent months learning how to play as a supporting character You spent months learning how to play as a supporting character
56 00:03:03,641 00:03:07,401 so Jake would let us on his team because you were obsessed with him. so Jake would let us on his team because you were obsessed with him.
57 00:03:07,478 00:03:09,108 And now he's single, And now he's single,
58 00:03:09,189 00:03:13,109 and he's simping for you, and you're too shook to do anything. and he's simping for you, and you're too shook to do anything.
59 00:03:13,193 00:03:15,403 Like, are you even the main character right now? Like, are you even the main character right now?
60 00:03:15,486 00:03:16,816 Why do you even care? Why do you even care?
61 00:03:16,905 00:03:21,235 Because after all the hours I spent listening to you talk about him, Because after all the hours I spent listening to you talk about him,
62 00:03:21,326 00:03:22,366 I ship you guys. I ship you guys.
63 00:03:22,452 00:03:24,502 Okay. Well, what am I supposed to do? Okay. Well, what am I supposed to do?
64 00:03:24,579 00:03:27,869 Post a cute selfie or like a challenge or something? Post a cute selfie or like a challenge or something?
65 00:03:27,957 00:03:31,667 I mean Kennedy Moran is always posting selfies on TikTok, I mean Kennedy Moran is always posting selfies on TikTok,
66 00:03:31,753 00:03:34,213 and Jake is all up in her comments. and Jake is all up in her comments.
67 00:03:48,478 00:03:49,688 I am not doing that. I am not doing that.
68 00:03:49,771 00:03:50,731 Why not? Why not?
69 00:03:50,813 00:03:54,363 Because I'm gross and no one wants to see me dancing. Because I'm gross and no one wants to see me dancing.
70 00:03:54,442 00:03:56,032 You're not gross, Mia. You're not gross, Mia.
71 00:03:56,110 00:03:59,570 -Well, I don't look like that. -What? Like a super try-hard? -Well, I don't look like that. -What? Like a super try-hard?
72 00:04:00,281 00:04:02,871 Besides, you're a way better dancer than her anyway. Besides, you're a way better dancer than her anyway.
73 00:04:02,951 00:04:05,251 Do you remember Rachel Limanski's Bat Mitzvah? Do you remember Rachel Limanski's Bat Mitzvah?
74 00:04:05,328 00:04:06,658 That was because I had Red Bull. That was because I had Red Bull.
75 00:04:06,746 00:04:10,956 Anyway, if my mom found out I posted a dance challenge, she would kill me. Anyway, if my mom found out I posted a dance challenge, she would kill me.
76 00:04:11,042 00:04:11,882 Fine. Fine.
77 00:04:11,960 00:04:15,420 Then do some fucking sleuthing, figure out how to get his attention. Then do some fucking sleuthing, figure out how to get his attention.
78 00:04:15,505 00:04:17,965 Okay, I need to go sell my turnips. Call me later. Okay, I need to go sell my turnips. Call me later.
79 00:04:36,442 00:04:40,532 ♪ You ain't gotta make the choice now No days, no days, no days, no days♪ ♪ You ain't gotta make the choice now No days, no days, no days, no days♪
80 00:04:40,613 00:04:44,203 ♪ Aww, baby, you can have it both ways Both ways, both ways, both ways ♪ ♪ Aww, baby, you can have it both ways Both ways, both ways, both ways ♪
81 00:04:44,784 00:04:46,624 - ♪ Any way that you want♪ - ♪ Yeah!♪ - ♪ Any way that you want♪ - ♪ Yeah!♪
82 00:04:46,703 00:04:49,583 - ♪ Any way that you want… ♪ - ♪ Yeah!♪ - ♪ Any way that you want… ♪ - ♪ Yeah!♪
83 00:04:49,664 00:04:51,544 How-- how do they do that? How-- how do they do that?
84 00:04:51,624 00:04:52,924 ♪ Like this♪ ♪ Like this♪
85 00:04:55,086 00:04:56,796 ♪ I do it like that♪ ♪ I do it like that♪
86 00:04:58,923 00:05:00,683 ♪ I can do it like this ♪ ♪ I can do it like this ♪
87 00:05:02,760 00:05:04,220 ♪ I do it like that♪ ♪ I do it like that♪
88 00:05:08,516 00:05:12,096 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on… ♪ ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on… ♪
89 00:05:16,274 00:05:18,744 "Best of the best." "Best of the best."
90 00:05:24,198 00:05:25,528 Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
91 00:05:25,616 00:05:27,696 Pumpkin, are you hungry? Pumpkin, are you hungry?
92 00:05:28,870 00:05:31,620 I'll pick up dinner on the way home. I'll pick up dinner on the way home.
93 00:05:31,706 00:05:33,956 No, thanks. I had some Pockys. No, thanks. I had some Pockys.
94 00:05:34,042 00:05:37,382 That's no dinner. That's not even food! That's no dinner. That's not even food!
95 00:05:37,879 00:05:39,509 Have you finished your homework? Have you finished your homework?
96 00:05:39,589 00:05:40,759 Almost. Almost.
97 00:05:40,840 00:05:44,340 Well, stop messing around on the Internet and finish, Well, stop messing around on the Internet and finish,
98 00:05:44,427 00:05:46,427 otherwise I'm unplugging it. otherwise I'm unplugging it.
99 00:05:46,512 00:05:48,512 Okay. I will. Okay. I will.
100 00:05:49,057 00:05:50,887 I'll be home in a bit. I'll be home in a bit.
101 00:06:11,287 00:06:14,997 Bro, what the hell did you just post? Are you, like, a sports dude now? Bro, what the hell did you just post? Are you, like, a sports dude now?
102 00:06:15,083 00:06:17,043 Jake just messaged me. Jake just messaged me.
103 00:06:17,752 00:06:18,922 What?! What?!
104 00:06:20,254 00:06:21,094 Yeah! Yeah!
105 00:06:21,756 00:06:24,426 What-- what did he say? What did he say? What-- what did he say? What did he say?
106 00:06:25,259 00:06:27,099 "Didn't know you fucked with Messi." "Didn't know you fucked with Messi."
107 00:06:27,178 00:06:29,258 Yeah, neither did I. So, here we are. Yeah, neither did I. So, here we are.
108 00:06:29,347 00:06:32,847 Because I don't. I only posted that to get his attention like you said. Because I don't. I only posted that to get his attention like you said.
109 00:06:32,934 00:06:36,104 -I didn't think it would actually work. -What are you gonna say? -I didn't think it would actually work. -What are you gonna say?
110 00:06:36,187 00:06:38,607 I don't know. I don't know anything about soccer! I don't know. I don't know anything about soccer!
111 00:06:38,689 00:06:40,819 First of all, start calling it "football." First of all, start calling it "football."
112 00:06:40,900 00:06:43,400 Second of all, you have to say something. Second of all, you have to say something.
113 00:06:43,986 00:06:45,696 Okay. Uh… Okay. Uh…
114 00:06:51,202 00:06:53,702 "Hundo P. He's my fave." "Hundo P. He's my fave."
115 00:06:57,750 00:06:58,960 What's he saying? What's he saying?
116 00:06:59,043 00:07:00,843 Something about Ronald. Something about Ronald.
117 00:07:00,920 00:07:01,880 Who's Ronald? Who's Ronald?
118 00:07:01,963 00:07:04,223 Like I would know? Google it. Like I would know? Google it.
119 00:07:14,642 00:07:17,352 "They should check the scoreboards. "They should check the scoreboards.
120 00:07:17,437 00:07:19,267 The numbers speak for themselves." The numbers speak for themselves."
121 00:07:23,776 00:07:26,816 "Duh. His flow is fire. "Duh. His flow is fire.
122 00:07:27,613 00:07:30,743 Low-key best rapper alive in my opinion." Low-key best rapper alive in my opinion."
123 00:07:39,792 00:07:43,632 Can you, like, share your screen or something? Because I'm dying over here. Can you, like, share your screen or something? Because I'm dying over here.
124 00:07:44,213 00:07:45,973 He just asked for my Snap. He just asked for my Snap.
125 00:07:46,924 00:07:49,724 Are you shitting me? Oh, my God. Are you shitting me? Oh, my God.
126 00:07:49,802 00:07:51,802 "It's Mia Mario." "It's Mia Mario."
127 00:07:55,600 00:07:58,900 Oh, my God, he's snapping me. I need to focus. I'll call you back. Oh, my God, he's snapping me. I need to focus. I'll call you back.
128 00:07:58,978 00:08:00,858 No, no. I need details. You know I-- No, no. I need details. You know I--
129 00:08:06,569 00:08:07,449 Hey. Hey.
130 00:08:09,197 00:08:10,617 Hey. LOL. Hey. LOL.
131 00:08:11,741 00:08:12,581 Check it. Check it.
132 00:08:14,702 00:08:17,752 Drip, drip, Messi kid. Drip, drip, Messi kid.
133 00:08:17,830 00:08:19,500 That's so fire. That's so fire.
134 00:08:19,582 00:08:22,082 I know. My mom got it for me. I know. My mom got it for me.
135 00:08:22,168 00:08:24,298 She's worried I'm gonna be depressed. LOL. She's worried I'm gonna be depressed. LOL.
136 00:08:24,378 00:08:25,208 Why? Why?
137 00:08:26,339 00:08:28,419 I guess because there's no school, I guess because there's no school,
138 00:08:28,508 00:08:31,718 and we're trapped, and people are dying. LOL. and we're trapped, and people are dying. LOL.
139 00:08:31,802 00:08:34,012 Everything's very depressing right now. Everything's very depressing right now.
140 00:08:34,096 00:08:37,306 ♪ I wanna touch you But don't wanna be weird♪ ♪ I wanna touch you But don't wanna be weird♪
141 00:08:37,808 00:08:40,848 ♪ It's such a rush I'm thinking "wish you were here…" ♪ ♪ It's such a rush I'm thinking "wish you were here…" ♪
142 00:08:41,562 00:08:44,572 Just kidding. To be honest, I'm not depressed at all. Just kidding. To be honest, I'm not depressed at all.
143 00:08:44,649 00:08:48,109 I'm actually glad school's canceled. I need the time to practice. I'm actually glad school's canceled. I need the time to practice.
144 00:08:48,194 00:08:49,074 True. True.
145 00:08:50,363 00:08:52,453 Great game today, by the way. Great game today, by the way.
146 00:08:52,532 00:08:53,492 You too. You too.
147 00:08:55,326 00:08:57,696 You've improved. A lot. You've improved. A lot.
148 00:08:58,371 00:08:59,371 Thank you. Thank you.
149 00:08:59,997 00:09:02,457 So do you think we'll qualify for the tournament? So do you think we'll qualify for the tournament?
150 00:09:02,542 00:09:05,132 ♪ Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch♪ ♪ Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch♪
151 00:09:05,211 00:09:08,421 ♪ I could be your crush Crush, crush, crush, crush ♪ ♪ I could be your crush Crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
152 00:09:08,506 00:09:10,416 ♪ I've got a frustration… ♪ ♪ I've got a frustration… ♪
153 00:09:10,508 00:09:11,758 Question mark. Question mark.
154 00:09:12,385 00:09:16,505 ♪ Making me feel like you're on my island You're my permanent vacation…♪ ♪ Making me feel like you're on my island You're my permanent vacation…♪
155 00:09:16,597 00:09:19,097 Okay. Bye, LOL. Okay. Bye, LOL.
156 00:09:19,183 00:09:22,403 ♪ I could be your crush Crush, crush, crush, crush… ♪ ♪ I could be your crush Crush, crush, crush, crush… ♪
157 00:09:24,146 00:09:26,726 ♪ I fill my calendar with stuff I can do♪ ♪ I fill my calendar with stuff I can do♪
158 00:09:27,233 00:09:29,943 ♪ Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me From you-- ♪ ♪ Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me From you-- ♪
159 00:09:30,027 00:09:32,237 ♪ This one here for my kinfolk♪ ♪ This one here for my kinfolk♪
160 00:09:34,156 00:09:37,326 ♪ Don't talk too much They hush with the in-folk♪ ♪ Don't talk too much They hush with the in-folk♪
161 00:09:39,495 00:09:41,455 ♪ This one here for my kinfolk♪ ♪ This one here for my kinfolk♪
162 00:09:43,874 00:09:46,714 ♪ Don't talk too much They hush with the in-folk♪ ♪ Don't talk too much They hush with the in-folk♪
163 00:09:48,921 00:09:51,721 ♪ This one here for-- ♪ This one here for--
164 00:09:55,428 00:09:57,928 -Are you guys engaged yet? -Not quite. -Are you guys engaged yet? -Not quite.
165 00:10:03,477 00:10:05,307 ♪ This one here for my kinfolk… ♪ ♪ This one here for my kinfolk… ♪
166 00:10:05,396 00:10:06,556 Ohhh! Ohhh!
167 00:10:07,315 00:10:09,815 He's probably just trying to make Sydney jealous. He's probably just trying to make Sydney jealous.
168 00:10:10,610 00:10:12,490 Or I was right, and he's not into me, Or I was right, and he's not into me,
169 00:10:12,570 00:10:14,700 and I've been kidding myself this whole time. and I've been kidding myself this whole time.
170 00:10:14,780 00:10:16,620 -Mia. -Look at her. -Mia. -Look at her.
171 00:10:18,826 00:10:21,616 Okay. Uh… Okay. Uh…
172 00:10:21,704 00:10:23,084 Look at you. Right? Look at you. Right?
173 00:10:23,164 00:10:25,504 I mean, you're smart and funny and pretty, I mean, you're smart and funny and pretty,
174 00:10:25,583 00:10:27,843 and you're great with a rifle at medium range. and you're great with a rifle at medium range.
175 00:10:27,918 00:10:30,298 Well, he ghosted me, so… Well, he ghosted me, so…
176 00:10:30,379 00:10:33,219 Don't let this Becky bother you like that. Don't let this Becky bother you like that.
177 00:10:33,299 00:10:35,049 I've seen you pull off bigger wins. I've seen you pull off bigger wins.
178 00:10:35,134 00:10:38,514 Do you remember that game last week when you had, like, crazy lag, Do you remember that game last week when you had, like, crazy lag,
179 00:10:38,596 00:10:40,256 and you still owned? and you still owned?
180 00:10:43,434 00:10:44,694 You can do this. You can do this.
181 00:10:44,769 00:10:47,359 You just have to show Jake what he's missing, right? You just have to show Jake what he's missing, right?
182 00:10:47,438 00:10:49,898 I mean, remember, chin down, I mean, remember, chin down,
183 00:10:51,192 00:10:52,442 exhale through the mouth. exhale through the mouth.
184 00:10:53,361 00:10:54,741 Snap. Snap.
185 00:11:10,211 00:11:12,551 ♪Things changed Since I last saw my friends ♪ ♪Things changed Since I last saw my friends ♪
186 00:11:12,630 00:11:15,590 ♪ I don't know what it is♪ ♪ I don't know what it is♪
187 00:11:15,675 00:11:22,055 ♪ But now it seems that all We ever have to talk about is how ♪ ♪ But now it seems that all We ever have to talk about is how ♪
188 00:11:22,139 00:11:25,019 ♪ How's life since graduation? You still doing music, right?♪ ♪ How's life since graduation? You still doing music, right?♪
189 00:11:25,101 00:11:28,691 ♪ Now we should lay some time for drinks And have us conversations♪ ♪ Now we should lay some time for drinks And have us conversations♪
190 00:11:28,771 00:11:31,271 ♪ Thumbing through my phone books And my rosaries ♪ ♪ Thumbing through my phone books And my rosaries ♪
191 00:11:31,357 00:11:34,897 ♪ Look at all these faces That got over me, aww! ♪ ♪ Look at all these faces That got over me, aww! ♪
192 00:11:34,985 00:11:37,775 ♪ I can't control myself You're making me anxious♪ ♪ I can't control myself You're making me anxious♪
193 00:11:37,863 00:11:40,283 ♪ I feel like everybody knows That I'm faking♪ ♪ I feel like everybody knows That I'm faking♪
194 00:11:40,366 00:11:42,866 ♪ Half of my friends stay addicted To substance♪ ♪ Half of my friends stay addicted To substance♪
195 00:11:42,952 00:11:45,162 ♪ But really ain't got no substance…♪ ♪ But really ain't got no substance…♪
196 00:11:49,792 00:11:52,292 Hey, sorry. My parents made me walk my dog. Hey, sorry. My parents made me walk my dog.
197 00:11:53,879 00:11:55,459 Nice. How was it? Nice. How was it?
198 00:11:56,841 00:12:01,141 He barely peed. So dumb. What are you doing? He barely peed. So dumb. What are you doing?
199 00:12:02,888 00:12:05,768 Literally nothing, LOL. You? Literally nothing, LOL. You?
200 00:12:07,143 00:12:08,853 Dicking around on VR chat. Dicking around on VR chat.
201 00:12:10,312 00:12:12,312 Oh, my God, I love VR chat. Oh, my God, I love VR chat.
202 00:12:12,982 00:12:13,822 You play? You play?
203 00:12:14,650 00:12:17,110 Yeah, I like to build stuff on there. Yeah, I like to build stuff on there.
204 00:12:17,194 00:12:19,784 Been working on a campsite, to get away during quar. Been working on a campsite, to get away during quar.
205 00:12:21,031 00:12:22,241 That sounds dope. That sounds dope.
206 00:12:22,825 00:12:24,075 Can I come see it? Can I come see it?
207 00:12:29,582 00:12:33,342 Yeah. I mean, it's dumb, but sure. LOL. Yeah. I mean, it's dumb, but sure. LOL.
208 00:12:40,801 00:12:42,601 Hi, welcome to Chili's. Hi, welcome to Chili's.
209 00:12:42,678 00:12:44,138 Dude, I need your help. Dude, I need your help.
210 00:12:44,221 00:12:46,061 Jake wants to meet up in VR chat. Jake wants to meet up in VR chat.
211 00:12:46,682 00:12:48,682 Shut up! Shut up!
212 00:12:48,768 00:12:49,598 I'm serious. I'm serious.
213 00:12:49,685 00:12:53,225 He wants to come to the campsite. I need you to help me pick my avatar. He wants to come to the campsite. I need you to help me pick my avatar.
214 00:12:53,731 00:12:56,781 Okay, okay. I'll meet you in the hub. Okay, okay. I'll meet you in the hub.
215 00:13:23,135 00:13:26,175 -'Sup? -Wow! Chaotic much? -'Sup? -Wow! Chaotic much?
216 00:13:26,263 00:13:28,183 It's for climate change awareness. It's for climate change awareness.
217 00:13:28,265 00:13:29,675 So, vibe check? So, vibe check?
218 00:13:29,767 00:13:31,477 Hmm. I don't know. Hmm. I don't know.
219 00:13:31,560 00:13:34,690 Anime chicks always creep me out. They look like sexy babies. Anime chicks always creep me out. They look like sexy babies.
220 00:13:35,272 00:13:37,692 Okay, what about this one? Okay, what about this one?
221 00:13:40,361 00:13:43,821 What about the one that looks like you? That's who he's interested in. What about the one that looks like you? That's who he's interested in.
222 00:13:49,453 00:13:50,293 This one? This one?
223 00:13:52,414 00:13:53,874 It's kind of basic. It's kind of basic.
224 00:13:54,500 00:13:56,590 It's much better. Trust me. It's much better. Trust me.
225 00:13:57,837 00:13:59,757 Oh, God. He just friend requested me. Oh, God. He just friend requested me.
226 00:14:01,131 00:14:05,851 You got this. Just promise me you won't wuss out and you'll tell him how you feel. You got this. Just promise me you won't wuss out and you'll tell him how you feel.
227 00:14:05,928 00:14:07,468 I will. I promise. I will. I promise.
228 00:14:07,555 00:14:09,215 Thank you, Riley. For everything. Thank you, Riley. For everything.
229 00:14:09,306 00:14:10,386 I got you, boo. I got you, boo.
230 00:14:10,474 00:14:14,524 - I'm gonna check out Gabe's open mic night. - So hit me up after. - I'm gonna check out Gabe's open mic night. - So hit me up after.
231 00:14:25,948 00:14:27,738 - Jake. - What up? - Jake. - What up?
232 00:14:30,494 00:14:33,874 Wow. That is… wow. Wow. That is… wow.
233 00:14:33,956 00:14:34,866 Too much? Too much?
234 00:14:36,083 00:14:37,133 Here, give me a sec. Here, give me a sec.
235 00:14:39,628 00:14:42,968 -Better? -Nice jersey. -Better? -Nice jersey.
236 00:14:43,465 00:14:45,795 Thanks. This place is really cool, Mia. Thanks. This place is really cool, Mia.
237 00:14:45,885 00:14:46,715 Thanks. Thanks.
238 00:14:46,802 00:14:49,432 Riley and I have been coming here since quar started. Riley and I have been coming here since quar started.
239 00:14:49,513 00:14:50,893 Kind of my happy place. Kind of my happy place.
240 00:14:52,725 00:14:55,135 Yeah, well, it's dope. I brought you something. Yeah, well, it's dope. I brought you something.
241 00:14:57,688 00:15:00,858 -Oh, my God! -I know you like cats, so… -Oh, my God! -I know you like cats, so…
242 00:15:01,442 00:15:02,282 I love it. I love it.
243 00:15:03,611 00:15:07,071 Hey, you want to see something kind of lame, but also kind of cool? Hey, you want to see something kind of lame, but also kind of cool?
244 00:15:15,372 00:15:18,752 Dude, this is amazing. How did you do all this? Dude, this is amazing. How did you do all this?
245 00:15:19,293 00:15:20,753 I was bored one day. I was bored one day.
246 00:15:21,337 00:15:22,757 It's really pretty. It's really pretty.
247 00:15:26,759 00:15:29,089 I miss camping IRL. I miss camping IRL.
248 00:15:29,678 00:15:31,008 I've never been. I've never been.
249 00:15:31,096 00:15:32,716 -Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah.
250 00:15:33,390 00:15:36,310 I always wanted to though. That's why I built this place. I always wanted to though. That's why I built this place.
251 00:15:36,393 00:15:39,903 We should go sometime. Uh, when COVID's over. We should go sometime. Uh, when COVID's over.
252 00:15:40,481 00:15:42,731 This is cool though, in the meantime. This is cool though, in the meantime.
253 00:15:44,360 00:15:46,110 Should we take a selfie for the gram? Should we take a selfie for the gram?
254 00:15:46,695 00:15:50,985 Sure. Here, follow me. We can use this mirror. Sure. Here, follow me. We can use this mirror.
255 00:16:01,877 00:16:03,047 Say cheese. Say cheese.
256 00:16:07,841 00:16:10,551 - Send that to me? - For sure. - Send that to me? - For sure.
257 00:16:23,565 00:16:25,065 Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something?
258 00:16:26,944 00:16:27,784 What's up? What's up?
259 00:16:35,035 00:16:35,865 So… So…
260 00:16:36,870 00:16:41,000 I know this is probably totally weird or whatever. I know this is probably totally weird or whatever.
261 00:16:41,083 00:16:44,253 And I know we're, like, teammates and all. And I know we're, like, teammates and all.
262 00:16:47,965 00:16:51,255 But I've kind of had a crush on you for a while. But I've kind of had a crush on you for a while.
263 00:16:53,762 00:16:55,312 That's hilarious. That's hilarious.
264 00:17:00,060 00:17:01,350 Because I was… Because I was…
265 00:17:01,437 00:17:04,567 literally about to say the same thing to you. literally about to say the same thing to you.
266 00:17:08,902 00:17:09,742 For real? For real?
267 00:17:11,655 00:17:14,445 To be honest, I don't even like Overwatch anymore. To be honest, I don't even like Overwatch anymore.
268 00:17:14,533 00:17:16,493 I only play it so I can see you. I only play it so I can see you.
269 00:17:27,963 00:17:29,553 Do you hear me calling? Do you hear me calling?
270 00:17:30,924 00:17:34,224 Sorry, I had my headphones in. Sorry, I had my headphones in.
271 00:17:34,303 00:17:36,433 Still playing video games? Enough! Still playing video games? Enough!
272 00:17:36,513 00:17:38,433 No, wait!! Please I'll-- No, wait!! Please I'll--
273 00:18:00,204 00:18:01,664 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
274 00:18:51,547 00:18:52,547 Yeah! Yeah!
275 00:20:51,959 00:20:53,629 Where have you been? I've been worried sick Where have you been? I've been worried sick
276 00:20:53,710 00:20:56,050 thinking you got abducted by Russian hackers. thinking you got abducted by Russian hackers.
277 00:20:58,674 00:21:00,434 Are you okay? What's wrong? Are you okay? What's wrong?
278 00:21:02,552 00:21:04,102 Turns out he's an asshole. Turns out he's an asshole.
279 00:21:10,602 00:21:12,152 Look, Mia… Look, Mia…
280 00:21:13,188 00:21:15,938 Don't even worry about fuck boy Jake. Right? Don't even worry about fuck boy Jake. Right?
281 00:21:16,566 00:21:20,106 I mean, there's obviously so much more important things going on I mean, there's obviously so much more important things going on
282 00:21:20,195 00:21:21,195 in the world now. in the world now.
283 00:21:22,531 00:21:23,411 What do you mean? What do you mean?
284 00:21:26,451 00:21:28,371 Have you not been online at all today? Have you not been online at all today?
285 00:21:29,621 00:21:31,081 No, why? No, why?
286 00:21:34,251 00:21:35,291 Look at your feed. Look at your feed.
287 00:21:45,053 00:21:47,063 - Say his name! - George Floyd! - Say his name! - George Floyd!
288 00:21:47,139 00:21:49,139 - Say his name! - George Floyd! - Say his name! - George Floyd!
289 00:21:49,224 00:21:51,064 - Say his name! - George Floyd! - Say his name! - George Floyd!
290 00:21:51,143 00:21:53,273 - Say his name! - George Floyd! - Say his name! - George Floyd!
291 00:21:53,353 00:21:55,153 - Say his name! - George Floyd! - Say his name! - George Floyd!