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1 00:00:46,046 00:00:48,006 What the fuck? What the fuck?
2 00:00:57,432 00:01:00,272 Ah, for God's sake. Ah, for God's sake.
3 00:01:05,732 00:01:07,072 Oh, man. Oh, man.
4 00:01:13,114 00:01:15,414 Who is that? Who is that?
5 00:01:15,492 00:01:16,702 Is that Car? Is that Car?
6 00:01:16,785 00:01:18,575 Hey, why am I in the RV? Hey, why am I in the RV?
7 00:01:18,661 00:01:21,331 Everything you put in here for me is wrong. Everything you put in here for me is wrong.
8 00:01:21,414 00:01:22,714 What's the matter? What's the matter?
9 00:01:22,791 00:01:27,051 You're the one that wanted to see America. You stay in the RV. You're the one that wanted to see America. You stay in the RV.
10 00:01:30,173 00:01:31,673 Oh, Car… Oh, Car…
11 00:01:32,300 00:01:33,180 your face. your face.
12 00:01:33,259 00:01:35,719 No, no. Don't change the subject. No, no. Don't change the subject.
13 00:01:35,804 00:01:38,434 When have you ever seen me wear this? When have you ever seen me wear this?
14 00:01:40,850 00:01:42,350 You liked 'em at Christmas. You liked 'em at Christmas.
15 00:01:43,019 00:01:45,559 I look like a deranged toddler. I look like a deranged toddler.
16 00:01:47,690 00:01:49,610 -Is there anything you need? -Yes. -Is there anything you need? -Yes.
17 00:01:50,777 00:01:51,777 My own bed. My own bed.
18 00:01:51,861 00:01:55,321 What are you talking… That RV mattress is very comfortable. What are you talking… That RV mattress is very comfortable.
19 00:01:55,865 00:01:59,075 -I sprung for the memory foam. -Great. You sleep on it. -I sprung for the memory foam. -Great. You sleep on it.
20 00:02:00,078 00:02:02,118 Ahh. Stroopwafel. Ahh. Stroopwafel.
21 00:02:03,665 00:02:05,955 Fluffernutter. Fluffernutter.
22 00:02:08,169 00:02:11,669 Oh, Chr-- you pee like an old man. Oh, Chr-- you pee like an old man.
23 00:02:14,008 00:02:16,388 And some of it in the toilet. And some of it in the toilet.
24 00:02:16,469 00:02:18,889 Wait a minute. Where'd you go? Wait a minute. Where'd you go?
25 00:02:32,485 00:02:33,815 Ahh. Ahh.
26 00:02:34,487 00:02:37,117 Yeah, see if you know what this is. Yeah, see if you know what this is.
27 00:02:38,158 00:02:44,078 - There you are, you little son of a bitch. - Just put that there… - There you are, you little son of a bitch. - Just put that there…
28 00:02:47,167 00:02:48,667 Where are you? Where are you?
29 00:02:48,751 00:02:51,051 I've been trying to track down the fucker I've been trying to track down the fucker
30 00:02:51,129 00:02:53,459 that's eating my apocalypse kale. that's eating my apocalypse kale.
31 00:02:53,548 00:02:56,428 Everyone with the kale. Whatever happened to spinach? Everyone with the kale. Whatever happened to spinach?
32 00:03:01,139 00:03:04,429 Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! There you are! Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! There you are!
33 00:03:04,517 00:03:06,727 I'm better off at a hotel. I'm better off at a hotel.
34 00:03:06,811 00:03:11,071 No! God, hotel rooms have more germs than the hospital. No! God, hotel rooms have more germs than the hospital.
35 00:03:11,149 00:03:13,479 I just spent a week doing ten-hour shifts. I just spent a week doing ten-hour shifts.
36 00:03:13,568 00:03:15,988 Forgive me for not wanting to go camping. Forgive me for not wanting to go camping.
37 00:03:16,070 00:03:17,860 Did-- did you get any sleep? Did-- did you get any sleep?
38 00:03:17,947 00:03:21,867 Not really, but it gave me time to write up my findings for the board. Not really, but it gave me time to write up my findings for the board.
39 00:03:21,951 00:03:23,701 Well, that's a plus. Well, that's a plus.
40 00:03:23,786 00:03:26,156 Which I could have done faster if I was at my writing desk, Which I could have done faster if I was at my writing desk,
41 00:03:26,247 00:03:28,537 which we had made for this very reason. which we had made for this very reason.
42 00:03:28,625 00:03:31,665 -You know the transmission rates. -Yeah, I do. -You know the transmission rates. -Yeah, I do.
43 00:03:31,753 00:03:34,463 I just spent half my night reviewing the data. I just spent half my night reviewing the data.
44 00:03:34,547 00:03:38,547 Savannah General is extremely safe, and I've taken all the precautions. Savannah General is extremely safe, and I've taken all the precautions.
45 00:03:38,635 00:03:40,005 I mean, look at my hands. I mean, look at my hands.
46 00:03:40,094 00:03:42,474 Practically down to the bone from the washing. Practically down to the bone from the washing.
47 00:03:42,555 00:03:45,425 Uh, I-- I know. I know it's not ideal. Uh, I-- I know. I know it's not ideal.
48 00:03:45,516 00:03:47,386 But what's the alternative? But what's the alternative?
49 00:03:47,477 00:03:50,727 I let you in, and we both die of the COVID? I let you in, and we both die of the COVID?
50 00:03:50,813 00:03:52,653 Oh, you're so dramatic! Oh, you're so dramatic!
51 00:03:52,732 00:03:55,362 80% of all deaths are people in our age group. 80% of all deaths are people in our age group.
52 00:03:55,443 00:03:59,613 And I keep reading about doctors exposed to peak viral loads. And I keep reading about doctors exposed to peak viral loads.
53 00:03:59,697 00:04:04,537 All right. Now you are starting to spiral into Zander CAT scan territory. All right. Now you are starting to spiral into Zander CAT scan territory.
54 00:04:04,619 00:04:09,329 Well, if it had been up to me, he never would have had that skate ramp Well, if it had been up to me, he never would have had that skate ramp
55 00:04:09,415 00:04:12,745 -in the first place. -It was a little bump on the head. -in the first place. -It was a little bump on the head.
56 00:04:12,835 00:04:14,125 I know you're not worried I know you're not worried
57 00:04:14,212 00:04:18,632 'cause you're Wonder Woman immune system can fight anything off, 'cause you're Wonder Woman immune system can fight anything off,
58 00:04:18,716 00:04:21,506 but I don't want you to have to watch this body… but I don't want you to have to watch this body…
59 00:04:23,012 00:04:24,102 fall apart. fall apart.
60 00:04:24,180 00:04:30,100 Please. I've been watching you fall apart for 40 long years. Please. I've been watching you fall apart for 40 long years.
61 00:04:30,186 00:04:33,436 All the more reason we be careful, you know? All the more reason we be careful, you know?
62 00:04:33,523 00:04:36,073 I gotta keep these chesticles intact. I gotta keep these chesticles intact.
63 00:04:36,150 00:04:38,440 -Chesticles? -Okay, wait. Six feet. Come on. -Chesticles? -Okay, wait. Six feet. Come on.
64 00:04:38,528 00:04:40,448 Oh, Jesus Christ, we're outside! Oh, Jesus Christ, we're outside!
65 00:04:40,530 00:04:41,990 It's only 14 days, It's only 14 days,
66 00:04:42,073 00:04:45,993 and then you can make this body fall apart all you want. and then you can make this body fall apart all you want.
67 00:04:47,954 00:04:48,794 What? What?
68 00:04:48,871 00:04:52,881 Actually, I told the hospital I'd come back next week. Actually, I told the hospital I'd come back next week.
69 00:04:56,671 00:04:59,011 All right, Neil. All right, Neil.
70 00:04:59,590 00:05:01,470 Just… talk to me. Just… talk to me.
71 00:05:01,551 00:05:03,261 What is there to talk about? What is there to talk about?
72 00:05:03,344 00:05:04,854 Clearly, you've made up your mind Clearly, you've made up your mind
73 00:05:04,929 00:05:09,229 like you you did about the Waldorf School and the pine tree. like you you did about the Waldorf School and the pine tree.
74 00:05:09,309 00:05:12,979 -Oh, it was dripping sap on my car. -The hot tub. -Oh, it was dripping sap on my car. -The hot tub.
75 00:05:13,062 00:05:15,692 Please, you ended up using it more than I did. Please, you ended up using it more than I did.
76 00:05:15,773 00:05:19,443 -We agreed to one week. -I am trying to save lives, here. -We agreed to one week. -I am trying to save lives, here.
77 00:05:21,195 00:05:24,445 Once again, everybody else comes first. Once again, everybody else comes first.
78 00:05:24,532 00:05:29,252 It is a goddamn global pandemic, Neil. It is a goddamn global pandemic, Neil.
79 00:05:29,329 00:05:31,999 Don't you feel any responsibility to help? Don't you feel any responsibility to help?
80 00:05:32,081 00:05:36,461 Yeah, I feel a responsibility to be around for our grandchildren. Yeah, I feel a responsibility to be around for our grandchildren.
81 00:05:37,253 00:05:42,803 And if you think sleeping in an RV is bad, try dying alone in a hospital bed And if you think sleeping in an RV is bad, try dying alone in a hospital bed
82 00:05:42,884 00:05:46,854 while the nurse gives your ventilator to the 30-year-old in the next room. while the nurse gives your ventilator to the 30-year-old in the next room.
83 00:05:46,929 00:05:48,309 All right. All right.
84 00:05:50,641 00:05:52,231 What? Carolyn. What? Carolyn.
85 00:05:52,310 00:05:54,770 What-- we're not done here. What-- we're not done here.
86 00:05:56,064 00:05:56,944 Damn it. Damn it.
87 00:06:00,109 00:06:01,819 - You made those? - Uh-huh. - You made those? - Uh-huh.
88 00:06:01,903 00:06:04,033 Wait, they're mud balls? Wait, they're mud balls?
89 00:06:04,113 00:06:09,913 Uh, no. The Japanese call it hikaru dorodango, Uh, no. The Japanese call it hikaru dorodango,
90 00:06:09,994 00:06:12,334 and it's incredibly meditative. and it's incredibly meditative.
91 00:06:12,413 00:06:14,043 -Look at these babies. -Right? -Look at these babies. -Right?
92 00:06:14,123 00:06:15,583 Total works of art. Total works of art.
93 00:06:15,666 00:06:19,376 Are you smoking pot again? Sorry, weed. Are you smoking pot again? Sorry, weed.
94 00:06:19,462 00:06:22,302 Some of us never stopped, Neil. Some of us never stopped, Neil.
95 00:06:23,549 00:06:25,509 It's hard to get 'em to hold together, It's hard to get 'em to hold together,
96 00:06:25,593 00:06:28,973 but Linda is the mechanical engineer of the family. but Linda is the mechanical engineer of the family.
97 00:06:29,055 00:06:30,555 All right. All right.
98 00:06:30,640 00:06:34,730 I bet the mud over by their place is spectacular. I bet the mud over by their place is spectacular.
99 00:06:34,811 00:06:35,981 Yeah, maybe so, Yeah, maybe so,
100 00:06:36,062 00:06:39,402 but it's not worth getting lynched by redneck vigilantes. but it's not worth getting lynched by redneck vigilantes.
101 00:06:39,482 00:06:41,942 Oh, God. Wasn't that awful? Oh, God. Wasn't that awful?
102 00:06:42,026 00:06:45,656 It happened three months ago, and they still haven't made an arrest. It happened three months ago, and they still haven't made an arrest.
103 00:06:46,280 00:06:50,370 I'd rather stay inside anyway and spend some quiet time with my… I'd rather stay inside anyway and spend some quiet time with my…
104 00:06:50,451 00:06:51,331 number one gal. number one gal.
105 00:06:51,411 00:06:53,581 Please, his only gal. Please, his only gal.
106 00:06:53,663 00:06:55,253 And his weed… And his weed…
107 00:06:55,331 00:06:57,581 and his Gunsmoke reruns. and his Gunsmoke reruns.
108 00:06:57,667 00:06:59,587 We've been doing that. We've been doing that.
109 00:07:00,711 00:07:03,631 Wish we could say the same, but… Wish we could say the same, but…
110 00:07:03,714 00:07:07,264 someone has decided to rejoin the workforce. someone has decided to rejoin the workforce.
111 00:07:09,178 00:07:10,848 I thought it was only a week. I thought it was only a week.
112 00:07:10,930 00:07:13,310 So did I, but the hospital really needs me. So did I, but the hospital really needs me.
113 00:07:13,391 00:07:16,101 - Oh, well. - Aren't you afraid of catching it? - Oh, well. - Aren't you afraid of catching it?
114 00:07:16,185 00:07:19,855 No. The ICU has extensive safety protocols. No. The ICU has extensive safety protocols.
115 00:07:19,939 00:07:23,189 The most deadly virus that the world has ever seen, The most deadly virus that the world has ever seen,
116 00:07:23,276 00:07:26,356 but we're all overreacting. but we're all overreacting.
117 00:07:29,115 00:07:32,575 Well, I, for one, am proud of you for volunteering. Well, I, for one, am proud of you for volunteering.
118 00:07:33,161 00:07:38,291 I'm sure that Neil is too, underneath his worries, right? I'm sure that Neil is too, underneath his worries, right?
119 00:07:38,916 00:07:40,456 -Of course I am. -See? -Of course I am. -See?
120 00:07:41,752 00:07:45,052 What did Jess call it? "The Boomer remover." What did Jess call it? "The Boomer remover."
121 00:07:45,131 00:07:46,971 Fucking millennials. Fucking millennials.
122 00:07:47,049 00:07:51,929 Or that asshole in Texas said we all should sacrifice our lives Or that asshole in Texas said we all should sacrifice our lives
123 00:07:52,013 00:07:54,063 for the sake of the economy. for the sake of the economy.
124 00:07:54,140 00:07:56,390 You hit 65, the world thinks you're irrelevant. You hit 65, the world thinks you're irrelevant.
125 00:07:56,476 00:07:59,896 That's why Ken and Joanne moved to that place in Florida. That's why Ken and Joanne moved to that place in Florida.
126 00:07:59,979 00:08:02,319 So they could be around people our age. So they could be around people our age.
127 00:08:02,398 00:08:06,528 Yeah, but "retirement village" sounds like purgatory. Yeah, but "retirement village" sounds like purgatory.
128 00:08:06,611 00:08:08,571 -Wait a minute. Wait a minute. -Kind of. -Wait a minute. Wait a minute. -Kind of.
129 00:08:08,654 00:08:12,164 I thought your purgatory was the Dude Ranch. I thought your purgatory was the Dude Ranch.
130 00:08:12,241 00:08:15,501 No, no, I love the Dude Ranch. That was all Neil. No, no, I love the Dude Ranch. That was all Neil.
131 00:08:15,578 00:08:18,288 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. There were no helmets. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. There were no helmets.
132 00:08:18,372 00:08:21,082 It was a guided beginner's trail ride. It was a guided beginner's trail ride.
133 00:08:21,167 00:08:23,127 The horses didn't even break a trot. The horses didn't even break a trot.
134 00:08:23,211 00:08:25,091 Everybody knows cowboys don't wear helmets. Everybody knows cowboys don't wear helmets.
135 00:08:25,171 00:08:27,591 -Oh, shh. -Well, at least the ones on Gunsmoke. -Oh, shh. -Well, at least the ones on Gunsmoke.
136 00:08:28,382 00:08:31,722 Horses are dangerous. You never know when something's gonna spook 'em. Horses are dangerous. You never know when something's gonna spook 'em.
137 00:08:31,802 00:08:35,472 They are specifically trained to follow the ass in front of them. They are specifically trained to follow the ass in front of them.
138 00:08:35,556 00:08:39,806 You know, I told you, I believe, not to book that trip, You know, I told you, I believe, not to book that trip,
139 00:08:39,894 00:08:42,484 but she barreled on ahead, did it anyway. but she barreled on ahead, did it anyway.
140 00:08:42,563 00:08:45,733 Yeah, it must be exhausting to be so terrified of everything. Yeah, it must be exhausting to be so terrified of everything.
141 00:08:52,490 00:08:54,330 Um, thankfully, you guys have had Um, thankfully, you guys have had
142 00:08:54,408 00:08:57,328 many wonderful vacations since then, right? many wonderful vacations since then, right?
143 00:08:57,411 00:09:00,751 - Plus, now you have the RV. - Ugh. - Plus, now you have the RV. - Ugh.
144 00:09:02,124 00:09:04,004 -A raccoon. -A what? -A raccoon. -A what?
145 00:09:04,085 00:09:06,205 A raccoon is eating my kale! A raccoon is eating my kale!
146 00:09:06,295 00:09:09,045 Told you it was a raccoon. You owe me 50 bucks. Told you it was a raccoon. You owe me 50 bucks.
147 00:09:09,131 00:09:11,131 I've been putting up with this all week. I've been putting up with this all week.
148 00:09:11,842 00:09:15,512 I'll be right back. I gotta scare him off. I'll be right back. I gotta scare him off.
149 00:09:19,725 00:09:22,015 Actually, I'm gonna call it a night. Actually, I'm gonna call it a night.
150 00:09:22,103 00:09:26,863 -Aww! It's only 9:15. -No, we should, um, get going too. -Aww! It's only 9:15. -No, we should, um, get going too.
151 00:09:27,858 00:09:31,778 So great to see you, Carrie. Please, please stay safe. So great to see you, Carrie. Please, please stay safe.
152 00:09:36,534 00:09:39,254 -You brought up the Dude Ranch? -Yeah. -You brought up the Dude Ranch? -Yeah.
153 00:09:44,792 00:09:46,542 Hey, I-- Hey, I--
154 00:09:47,837 00:09:51,757 Are you eating straight from the block? Are you eating straight from the block?
155 00:09:52,466 00:09:54,836 Now I'm supposed to eat the way you want me to? Now I'm supposed to eat the way you want me to?
156 00:09:55,595 00:10:00,515 God. I-- I am so sick of rehashing all this shit. God. I-- I am so sick of rehashing all this shit.
157 00:10:00,600 00:10:02,770 Well, then stop trying to control me. Well, then stop trying to control me.
158 00:10:02,852 00:10:04,482 I'm trying to keep you safe. I'm trying to keep you safe.
159 00:10:05,730 00:10:07,060 Come on, Car… Come on, Car…
160 00:10:07,648 00:10:12,698 We're finally hitting our groove on this retirement thing. We're finally hitting our groove on this retirement thing.
161 00:10:12,778 00:10:14,568 We've reached Valhalla. We've reached Valhalla.
162 00:10:15,239 00:10:16,779 Look at this place. Look at this place.
163 00:10:16,866 00:10:17,946 Huh? Huh?
164 00:10:18,034 00:10:23,464 I mean, this is what we spent our lives working for. I mean, this is what we spent our lives working for.
165 00:10:23,539 00:10:26,749 Can't we sit back and… Can't we sit back and…
166 00:10:27,251 00:10:28,631 enjoy it? enjoy it?
167 00:10:28,711 00:10:34,261 The happiest I have been since I retired was the moment I walked back into the ICU. The happiest I have been since I retired was the moment I walked back into the ICU.
168 00:10:45,853 00:10:48,063 Don't kid yourself. This isn't about work. Don't kid yourself. This isn't about work.
169 00:10:48,147 00:10:50,727 Is it? It's me. Is it? It's me.
170 00:10:50,816 00:10:52,936 I have never been enough for you. I have never been enough for you.
171 00:10:53,027 00:10:56,527 You think I'm boring and cautious-- You think I'm boring and cautious--
172 00:10:56,614 00:10:57,704 No, it's not about you! No, it's not about you!
173 00:10:57,782 00:11:00,412 It's about sitting around doing nothing all day long. It's about sitting around doing nothing all day long.
174 00:11:00,493 00:11:03,663 Some people would call that spending time together. Some people would call that spending time together.
175 00:11:04,246 00:11:06,326 Look, I know this is what we talked about. Look, I know this is what we talked about.
176 00:11:06,415 00:11:10,375 But now that we're here, I feel like a cow that's been put out to pasture. But now that we're here, I feel like a cow that's been put out to pasture.
177 00:11:12,129 00:11:12,959 Horse. Horse.
178 00:11:13,047 00:11:16,587 -What? -They put horses out to pasture. -What? -They put horses out to pasture.
179 00:11:17,176 00:11:21,556 Oh, right. I'm supposed to follow the ass in front of me. Oh, right. I'm supposed to follow the ass in front of me.
180 00:11:22,598 00:11:23,678 Wow. Wow.
181 00:11:26,102 00:11:27,482 I didn't mean that, Neil. I didn't mean that, Neil.
182 00:11:28,062 00:11:30,652 I love spending time with you, I love spending time with you,
183 00:11:30,731 00:11:34,491 but I devoted my life to becoming an expert at what I do. but I devoted my life to becoming an expert at what I do.
184 00:11:34,568 00:11:38,608 I mean, I feel useful at work. I feel alive. I mean, I feel useful at work. I feel alive.
185 00:11:39,740 00:11:43,080 You could feel that way too. The hospital needs more radiologists. You could feel that way too. The hospital needs more radiologists.
186 00:11:43,160 00:11:47,250 I don't wanna work anymore. I don't wanna work anymore.
187 00:11:47,331 00:11:49,001 I did my time. I did my time.
188 00:11:49,083 00:11:52,133 What, are you trying to guilt-trip me 'cause I'm not you? What, are you trying to guilt-trip me 'cause I'm not you?
189 00:11:55,506 00:11:57,546 I'm sorry. I-- I'm sorry. I--
190 00:11:57,633 00:11:58,553 Car… Car…
191 00:11:59,510 00:12:03,390 I always figured our retirement would be like that semester in med school I always figured our retirement would be like that semester in med school
192 00:12:03,472 00:12:06,482 when our Sunday's finally lined up. when our Sunday's finally lined up.
193 00:12:07,017 00:12:08,937 Sleep till noon. Sleep till noon.
194 00:12:09,019 00:12:11,019 Eat our weight in bacon. Eat our weight in bacon.
195 00:12:12,022 00:12:14,652 And then make love till dinner And then make love till dinner
196 00:12:14,734 00:12:17,994 with that Steely Dan album on repeat. with that Steely Dan album on repeat.
197 00:12:21,240 00:12:23,280 That was a long time ago. That was a long time ago.
198 00:12:28,581 00:12:30,751 I guess it's selfish of me, I guess it's selfish of me,
199 00:12:31,542 00:12:35,802 but I wanna be with you as much as possible. but I wanna be with you as much as possible.
200 00:12:38,549 00:12:42,719 I know you got the body of a 40-year-old, I know you got the body of a 40-year-old,
201 00:12:42,803 00:12:46,473 but technically, we're on the back nine, kid. but technically, we're on the back nine, kid.
202 00:12:47,725 00:12:50,595 And isn't this what it's all about, you and me? And isn't this what it's all about, you and me?
203 00:12:52,104 00:12:53,734 Sundays forever. Sundays forever.
204 00:12:57,151 00:12:59,861 That much bacon will get us before the COVID does. That much bacon will get us before the COVID does.
205 00:12:59,945 00:13:01,655 Yeah. Yeah.
206 00:13:03,115 00:13:08,285 No, I miss those Sundays too. I do. No, I miss those Sundays too. I do.
207 00:13:10,080 00:13:10,920 I know. I know.
208 00:13:12,416 00:13:16,546 The hospital, I know they need you right now. The hospital, I know they need you right now.
209 00:13:18,339 00:13:23,299 And you know, if you wanna go back, I'm not gonna try and stop you. And you know, if you wanna go back, I'm not gonna try and stop you.
210 00:13:32,728 00:13:34,898 No, you're right. I've done my part. No, you're right. I've done my part.
211 00:13:35,648 00:13:37,188 Why push my luck? Why push my luck?
212 00:13:38,025 00:13:41,105 -W-what, you-- you serious? -Yeah. -W-what, you-- you serious? -Yeah.
213 00:13:41,695 00:13:43,735 Let the young people handle it, right? Let the young people handle it, right?
214 00:13:44,323 00:13:47,663 Hey, but promise me no mud ball polishing. Hey, but promise me no mud ball polishing.
215 00:13:47,743 00:13:50,963 My sanity and your well-being depend on it. My sanity and your well-being depend on it.
216 00:13:53,582 00:13:56,132 Pinky swear, Stroopwafel. Pinky swear, Stroopwafel.
217 00:13:56,210 00:13:58,500 Fluffernutter. Fluffernutter.
218 00:14:01,966 00:14:03,256 Ooh! Ooh!
219 00:14:03,342 00:14:05,302 Trust me, you'll see when you taste it. Trust me, you'll see when you taste it.
220 00:14:05,386 00:14:07,596 It's not pie if it doesn't have a crust. It's not pie if it doesn't have a crust.
221 00:14:07,680 00:14:08,510 The recipe The recipe
222 00:14:08,597 00:14:11,887 is called crust-less apple pie. is called crust-less apple pie.
223 00:14:11,976 00:14:16,606 Well, crust-less apple pie is just warm apples. Well, crust-less apple pie is just warm apples.
224 00:14:16,689 00:14:18,979 All right, fine. More for me. All right, fine. More for me.
225 00:14:21,318 00:14:24,448 Are you gonna put down a word, slowpoke? Are you gonna put down a word, slowpoke?
226 00:14:24,530 00:14:26,530 You know, genius takes time. You know, genius takes time.
227 00:14:26,615 00:14:29,235 And I'm not gonna let you beat me five days in a row. And I'm not gonna let you beat me five days in a row.
228 00:14:30,703 00:14:33,583 - Oh, Neil, I gotta take this. - Uh-huh. - Oh, Neil, I gotta take this. - Uh-huh.
229 00:14:34,957 00:14:36,747 Jordan, hi! Jordan, hi!
230 00:14:36,834 00:14:40,214 Carolyn, so sorry to bug you at home, but Hoke is the only lung guy on call Carolyn, so sorry to bug you at home, but Hoke is the only lung guy on call
231 00:14:40,296 00:14:44,086 and if he tells me to wait and fucking see one more time, I-- I just can't. and if he tells me to wait and fucking see one more time, I-- I just can't.
232 00:14:44,174 00:14:47,684 All right, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Take a breath, huh? All right, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Take a breath, huh?
233 00:14:47,761 00:14:50,261 It's fine. Tell me what's going on. It's fine. Tell me what's going on.
234 00:14:50,347 00:14:55,227 Okay. I got a patient on a ventilator, and I tried adjusting the FiO2, Okay. I got a patient on a ventilator, and I tried adjusting the FiO2,
235 00:14:55,311 00:14:57,941 but his oxygen saturation is still dropping, so… but his oxygen saturation is still dropping, so…
236 00:14:58,022 00:14:59,152 Tidal volume? Tidal volume?
237 00:14:59,231 00:15:00,861 Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
238 00:15:00,941 00:15:02,651 -PEEP? -Yeah. -PEEP? -Yeah.
239 00:15:02,735 00:15:05,525 Tried proning too after Hoke fucking mansplained it, Tried proning too after Hoke fucking mansplained it,
240 00:15:05,613 00:15:07,823 but I can't keep his sats up. but I can't keep his sats up.
241 00:15:07,907 00:15:09,867 Okay, it's blood clots. Okay, it's blood clots.
242 00:15:09,950 00:15:11,660 Did you try giving TPA? Did you try giving TPA?
243 00:15:12,369 00:15:14,079 Shit. No. Shit. No.
244 00:15:14,663 00:15:17,793 And that's why I interrupted your perfectly good Sunday, Carolyn. And that's why I interrupted your perfectly good Sunday, Carolyn.
245 00:15:17,875 00:15:19,875 -Thank you. I will try that. -There you go. -Thank you. I will try that. -There you go.
246 00:15:19,960 00:15:22,920 All right. Call anytime, okay? Please, call me. All right. Call anytime, okay? Please, call me.
247 00:15:23,005 00:15:25,255 Thank you, I will. I'll let you know how it goes. Thank you, I will. I'll let you know how it goes.
248 00:15:25,341 00:15:26,181 All right, bye. All right, bye.
249 00:15:28,761 00:15:30,641 So… So…
250 00:15:31,931 00:15:33,521 what word did you put down? what word did you put down?
251 00:15:33,599 00:15:36,189 Uh, I'm still thinking. Uh, I'm still thinking.
252 00:15:36,268 00:15:37,438 Oh! Oh!
253 00:15:38,145 00:15:39,855 Hey, I didn't tell you. Hey, I didn't tell you.
254 00:15:39,939 00:15:42,729 The raccoon trap worked. The raccoon trap worked.
255 00:15:42,816 00:15:46,316 Animal Control is coming by to pick him up tomorrow. Animal Control is coming by to pick him up tomorrow.
256 00:15:46,403 00:15:50,283 That's great. I sure hope Rocky likes his new home. That's great. I sure hope Rocky likes his new home.
257 00:15:50,366 00:15:56,406 Well, turns out it's illegal to release raccoons into the wild Well, turns out it's illegal to release raccoons into the wild
258 00:15:56,497 00:15:59,497 because they don't relocate well. because they don't relocate well.
259 00:15:59,583 00:16:01,343 It's more humane to kill them. It's more humane to kill them.
260 00:16:02,670 00:16:04,510 That doesn't sound very humane. That doesn't sound very humane.
261 00:16:04,588 00:16:05,668 What can I do? What can I do?
262 00:16:06,507 00:16:07,547 It's not up to me. It's not up to me.
263 00:16:08,509 00:16:10,679 Hold on here. Hold on here.
264 00:16:11,595 00:16:15,015 A, M… Uh-huh. Ah, take that. A, M… Uh-huh. Ah, take that.
265 00:16:15,099 00:16:17,939 Wow. Sixteen points. Wow. Sixteen points.
266 00:16:18,018 00:16:22,148 You know, only eight days until we're doing this in person You know, only eight days until we're doing this in person
267 00:16:22,231 00:16:24,191 on an actual Scrabble board. on an actual Scrabble board.
268 00:16:24,817 00:16:28,027 I picked up some nitrate-free turkey bacon I picked up some nitrate-free turkey bacon
269 00:16:28,112 00:16:31,492 that we can take to the bedroom for the rest of the day. that we can take to the bedroom for the rest of the day.
270 00:16:33,033 00:16:37,543 And, uh… I found that Steely Dan album on Spotify. And, uh… I found that Steely Dan album on Spotify.
271 00:16:40,499 00:16:41,379 That's great. That's great.
272 00:16:59,351 00:17:03,361 ♪ In the corner of my eye ♪ ♪ In the corner of my eye ♪
273 00:17:04,690 00:17:08,650 ♪ I saw you in Rudy's You were very high… ♪ ♪ I saw you in Rudy's You were very high… ♪
274 00:17:15,993 00:17:22,673 ♪ But where are you tomorrow?♪ ♪ But where are you tomorrow?♪
275 00:17:22,750 00:17:25,250 ♪ I can't cry anymore♪ ♪ I can't cry anymore♪
276 00:17:25,335 00:17:30,545 ♪ While you run around While you run around♪ ♪ While you run around While you run around♪
277 00:17:33,135 00:17:34,675 ♪ Break away♪ ♪ Break away♪
278 00:17:35,345 00:17:40,925 ♪ Just when it seems so clear That it's over now♪ ♪ Just when it seems so clear That it's over now♪
279 00:17:41,018 00:17:46,608 ♪ Drink your big black cow And get out of here♪ ♪ Drink your big black cow And get out of here♪
280 00:17:55,949 00:17:57,949 ♪ So outrageous♪ ♪ So outrageous♪
281 00:18:16,178 00:18:18,058 ♪ So outrageous♪ ♪ So outrageous♪