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1 | 00:00:46,046 | 00:00:48,006 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
2 | 00:00:57,432 | 00:01:00,272 | Ah, for God's sake. | Ah, for God's sake. |
3 | 00:01:05,732 | 00:01:07,072 | Oh, man. | Oh, man. |
4 | 00:01:13,114 | 00:01:15,414 | Who is that? | Who is that? |
5 | 00:01:15,492 | 00:01:16,702 | Is that Car? | Is that Car? |
6 | 00:01:16,785 | 00:01:18,575 | Hey, why am I in the RV? | Hey, why am I in the RV? |
7 | 00:01:18,661 | 00:01:21,331 | Everything you put in here for me is wrong. | Everything you put in here for me is wrong. |
8 | 00:01:21,414 | 00:01:22,714 | What's the matter? | What's the matter? |
9 | 00:01:22,791 | 00:01:27,051 | You're the one that wanted to see America. You stay in the RV. | You're the one that wanted to see America. You stay in the RV. |
10 | 00:01:30,173 | 00:01:31,673 | Oh, Car… | Oh, Car… |
11 | 00:01:32,300 | 00:01:33,180 | your face. | your face. |
12 | 00:01:33,259 | 00:01:35,719 | No, no. Don't change the subject. | No, no. Don't change the subject. |
13 | 00:01:35,804 | 00:01:38,434 | When have you ever seen me wear this? | When have you ever seen me wear this? |
14 | 00:01:40,850 | 00:01:42,350 | You liked 'em at Christmas. | You liked 'em at Christmas. |
15 | 00:01:43,019 | 00:01:45,559 | I look like a deranged toddler. | I look like a deranged toddler. |
16 | 00:01:47,690 | 00:01:49,610 | -Is there anything you need? -Yes. | -Is there anything you need? -Yes. |
17 | 00:01:50,777 | 00:01:51,777 | My own bed. | My own bed. |
18 | 00:01:51,861 | 00:01:55,321 | What are you talking… That RV mattress is very comfortable. | What are you talking… That RV mattress is very comfortable. |
19 | 00:01:55,865 | 00:01:59,075 | -I sprung for the memory foam. -Great. You sleep on it. | -I sprung for the memory foam. -Great. You sleep on it. |
20 | 00:02:00,078 | 00:02:02,118 | Ahh. Stroopwafel. | Ahh. Stroopwafel. |
21 | 00:02:03,665 | 00:02:05,955 | Fluffernutter. | Fluffernutter. |
22 | 00:02:08,169 | 00:02:11,669 | Oh, Chr-- you pee like an old man. | Oh, Chr-- you pee like an old man. |
23 | 00:02:14,008 | 00:02:16,388 | And some of it in the toilet. | And some of it in the toilet. |
24 | 00:02:16,469 | 00:02:18,889 | Wait a minute. Where'd you go? | Wait a minute. Where'd you go? |
25 | 00:02:32,485 | 00:02:33,815 | Ahh. | Ahh. |
26 | 00:02:34,487 | 00:02:37,117 | Yeah, see if you know what this is. | Yeah, see if you know what this is. |
27 | 00:02:38,158 | 00:02:44,078 | - There you are, you little son of a bitch. - Just put that there… | - There you are, you little son of a bitch. - Just put that there… |
28 | 00:02:47,167 | 00:02:48,667 | Where are you? | Where are you? |
29 | 00:02:48,751 | 00:02:51,051 | I've been trying to track down the fucker | I've been trying to track down the fucker |
30 | 00:02:51,129 | 00:02:53,459 | that's eating my apocalypse kale. | that's eating my apocalypse kale. |
31 | 00:02:53,548 | 00:02:56,428 | Everyone with the kale. Whatever happened to spinach? | Everyone with the kale. Whatever happened to spinach? |
32 | 00:03:01,139 | 00:03:04,429 | Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! There you are! | Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! There you are! |
33 | 00:03:04,517 | 00:03:06,727 | I'm better off at a hotel. | I'm better off at a hotel. |
34 | 00:03:06,811 | 00:03:11,071 | No! God, hotel rooms have more germs than the hospital. | No! God, hotel rooms have more germs than the hospital. |
35 | 00:03:11,149 | 00:03:13,479 | I just spent a week doing ten-hour shifts. | I just spent a week doing ten-hour shifts. |
36 | 00:03:13,568 | 00:03:15,988 | Forgive me for not wanting to go camping. | Forgive me for not wanting to go camping. |
37 | 00:03:16,070 | 00:03:17,860 | Did-- did you get any sleep? | Did-- did you get any sleep? |
38 | 00:03:17,947 | 00:03:21,867 | Not really, but it gave me time to write up my findings for the board. | Not really, but it gave me time to write up my findings for the board. |
39 | 00:03:21,951 | 00:03:23,701 | Well, that's a plus. | Well, that's a plus. |
40 | 00:03:23,786 | 00:03:26,156 | Which I could have done faster if I was at my writing desk, | Which I could have done faster if I was at my writing desk, |
41 | 00:03:26,247 | 00:03:28,537 | which we had made for this very reason. | which we had made for this very reason. |
42 | 00:03:28,625 | 00:03:31,665 | -You know the transmission rates. -Yeah, I do. | -You know the transmission rates. -Yeah, I do. |
43 | 00:03:31,753 | 00:03:34,463 | I just spent half my night reviewing the data. | I just spent half my night reviewing the data. |
44 | 00:03:34,547 | 00:03:38,547 | Savannah General is extremely safe, and I've taken all the precautions. | Savannah General is extremely safe, and I've taken all the precautions. |
45 | 00:03:38,635 | 00:03:40,005 | I mean, look at my hands. | I mean, look at my hands. |
46 | 00:03:40,094 | 00:03:42,474 | Practically down to the bone from the washing. | Practically down to the bone from the washing. |
47 | 00:03:42,555 | 00:03:45,425 | Uh, I-- I know. I know it's not ideal. | Uh, I-- I know. I know it's not ideal. |
48 | 00:03:45,516 | 00:03:47,386 | But what's the alternative? | But what's the alternative? |
49 | 00:03:47,477 | 00:03:50,727 | I let you in, and we both die of the COVID? | I let you in, and we both die of the COVID? |
50 | 00:03:50,813 | 00:03:52,653 | Oh, you're so dramatic! | Oh, you're so dramatic! |
51 | 00:03:52,732 | 00:03:55,362 | 80% of all deaths are people in our age group. | 80% of all deaths are people in our age group. |
52 | 00:03:55,443 | 00:03:59,613 | And I keep reading about doctors exposed to peak viral loads. | And I keep reading about doctors exposed to peak viral loads. |
53 | 00:03:59,697 | 00:04:04,537 | All right. Now you are starting to spiral into Zander CAT scan territory. | All right. Now you are starting to spiral into Zander CAT scan territory. |
54 | 00:04:04,619 | 00:04:09,329 | Well, if it had been up to me, he never would have had that skate ramp | Well, if it had been up to me, he never would have had that skate ramp |
55 | 00:04:09,415 | 00:04:12,745 | -in the first place. -It was a little bump on the head. | -in the first place. -It was a little bump on the head. |
56 | 00:04:12,835 | 00:04:14,125 | I know you're not worried | I know you're not worried |
57 | 00:04:14,212 | 00:04:18,632 | 'cause you're Wonder Woman immune system can fight anything off, | 'cause you're Wonder Woman immune system can fight anything off, |
58 | 00:04:18,716 | 00:04:21,506 | but I don't want you to have to watch this body… | but I don't want you to have to watch this body… |
59 | 00:04:23,012 | 00:04:24,102 | fall apart. | fall apart. |
60 | 00:04:24,180 | 00:04:30,100 | Please. I've been watching you fall apart for 40 long years. | Please. I've been watching you fall apart for 40 long years. |
61 | 00:04:30,186 | 00:04:33,436 | All the more reason we be careful, you know? | All the more reason we be careful, you know? |
62 | 00:04:33,523 | 00:04:36,073 | I gotta keep these chesticles intact. | I gotta keep these chesticles intact. |
63 | 00:04:36,150 | 00:04:38,440 | -Chesticles? -Okay, wait. Six feet. Come on. | -Chesticles? -Okay, wait. Six feet. Come on. |
64 | 00:04:38,528 | 00:04:40,448 | Oh, Jesus Christ, we're outside! | Oh, Jesus Christ, we're outside! |
65 | 00:04:40,530 | 00:04:41,990 | It's only 14 days, | It's only 14 days, |
66 | 00:04:42,073 | 00:04:45,993 | and then you can make this body fall apart all you want. | and then you can make this body fall apart all you want. |
67 | 00:04:47,954 | 00:04:48,794 | What? | What? |
68 | 00:04:48,871 | 00:04:52,881 | Actually, I told the hospital I'd come back next week. | Actually, I told the hospital I'd come back next week. |
69 | 00:04:56,671 | 00:04:59,011 | All right, Neil. | All right, Neil. |
70 | 00:04:59,590 | 00:05:01,470 | Just… talk to me. | Just… talk to me. |
71 | 00:05:01,551 | 00:05:03,261 | What is there to talk about? | What is there to talk about? |
72 | 00:05:03,344 | 00:05:04,854 | Clearly, you've made up your mind | Clearly, you've made up your mind |
73 | 00:05:04,929 | 00:05:09,229 | like you you did about the Waldorf School and the pine tree. | like you you did about the Waldorf School and the pine tree. |
74 | 00:05:09,309 | 00:05:12,979 | -Oh, it was dripping sap on my car. -The hot tub. | -Oh, it was dripping sap on my car. -The hot tub. |
75 | 00:05:13,062 | 00:05:15,692 | Please, you ended up using it more than I did. | Please, you ended up using it more than I did. |
76 | 00:05:15,773 | 00:05:19,443 | -We agreed to one week. -I am trying to save lives, here. | -We agreed to one week. -I am trying to save lives, here. |
77 | 00:05:21,195 | 00:05:24,445 | Once again, everybody else comes first. | Once again, everybody else comes first. |
78 | 00:05:24,532 | 00:05:29,252 | It is a goddamn global pandemic, Neil. | It is a goddamn global pandemic, Neil. |
79 | 00:05:29,329 | 00:05:31,999 | Don't you feel any responsibility to help? | Don't you feel any responsibility to help? |
80 | 00:05:32,081 | 00:05:36,461 | Yeah, I feel a responsibility to be around for our grandchildren. | Yeah, I feel a responsibility to be around for our grandchildren. |
81 | 00:05:37,253 | 00:05:42,803 | And if you think sleeping in an RV is bad, try dying alone in a hospital bed | And if you think sleeping in an RV is bad, try dying alone in a hospital bed |
82 | 00:05:42,884 | 00:05:46,854 | while the nurse gives your ventilator to the 30-year-old in the next room. | while the nurse gives your ventilator to the 30-year-old in the next room. |
83 | 00:05:46,929 | 00:05:48,309 | All right. | All right. |
84 | 00:05:50,641 | 00:05:52,231 | What? Carolyn. | What? Carolyn. |
85 | 00:05:52,310 | 00:05:54,770 | What-- we're not done here. | What-- we're not done here. |
86 | 00:05:56,064 | 00:05:56,944 | Damn it. | Damn it. |
87 | 00:06:00,109 | 00:06:01,819 | - You made those? - Uh-huh. | - You made those? - Uh-huh. |
88 | 00:06:01,903 | 00:06:04,033 | Wait, they're mud balls? | Wait, they're mud balls? |
89 | 00:06:04,113 | 00:06:09,913 | Uh, no. The Japanese call it hikaru dorodango, | Uh, no. The Japanese call it hikaru dorodango, |
90 | 00:06:09,994 | 00:06:12,334 | and it's incredibly meditative. | and it's incredibly meditative. |
91 | 00:06:12,413 | 00:06:14,043 | -Look at these babies. -Right? | -Look at these babies. -Right? |
92 | 00:06:14,123 | 00:06:15,583 | Total works of art. | Total works of art. |
93 | 00:06:15,666 | 00:06:19,376 | Are you smoking pot again? Sorry, weed. | Are you smoking pot again? Sorry, weed. |
94 | 00:06:19,462 | 00:06:22,302 | Some of us never stopped, Neil. | Some of us never stopped, Neil. |
95 | 00:06:23,549 | 00:06:25,509 | It's hard to get 'em to hold together, | It's hard to get 'em to hold together, |
96 | 00:06:25,593 | 00:06:28,973 | but Linda is the mechanical engineer of the family. | but Linda is the mechanical engineer of the family. |
97 | 00:06:29,055 | 00:06:30,555 | All right. | All right. |
98 | 00:06:30,640 | 00:06:34,730 | I bet the mud over by their place is spectacular. | I bet the mud over by their place is spectacular. |
99 | 00:06:34,811 | 00:06:35,981 | Yeah, maybe so, | Yeah, maybe so, |
100 | 00:06:36,062 | 00:06:39,402 | but it's not worth getting lynched by redneck vigilantes. | but it's not worth getting lynched by redneck vigilantes. |
101 | 00:06:39,482 | 00:06:41,942 | Oh, God. Wasn't that awful? | Oh, God. Wasn't that awful? |
102 | 00:06:42,026 | 00:06:45,656 | It happened three months ago, and they still haven't made an arrest. | It happened three months ago, and they still haven't made an arrest. |
103 | 00:06:46,280 | 00:06:50,370 | I'd rather stay inside anyway and spend some quiet time with my… | I'd rather stay inside anyway and spend some quiet time with my… |
104 | 00:06:50,451 | 00:06:51,331 | number one gal. | number one gal. |
105 | 00:06:51,411 | 00:06:53,581 | Please, his only gal. | Please, his only gal. |
106 | 00:06:53,663 | 00:06:55,253 | And his weed… | And his weed… |
107 | 00:06:55,331 | 00:06:57,581 | and his Gunsmoke reruns. | and his Gunsmoke reruns. |
108 | 00:06:57,667 | 00:06:59,587 | We've been doing that. | We've been doing that. |
109 | 00:07:00,711 | 00:07:03,631 | Wish we could say the same, but… | Wish we could say the same, but… |
110 | 00:07:03,714 | 00:07:07,264 | someone has decided to rejoin the workforce. | someone has decided to rejoin the workforce. |
111 | 00:07:09,178 | 00:07:10,848 | I thought it was only a week. | I thought it was only a week. |
112 | 00:07:10,930 | 00:07:13,310 | So did I, but the hospital really needs me. | So did I, but the hospital really needs me. |
113 | 00:07:13,391 | 00:07:16,101 | - Oh, well. - Aren't you afraid of catching it? | - Oh, well. - Aren't you afraid of catching it? |
114 | 00:07:16,185 | 00:07:19,855 | No. The ICU has extensive safety protocols. | No. The ICU has extensive safety protocols. |
115 | 00:07:19,939 | 00:07:23,189 | The most deadly virus that the world has ever seen, | The most deadly virus that the world has ever seen, |
116 | 00:07:23,276 | 00:07:26,356 | but we're all overreacting. | but we're all overreacting. |
117 | 00:07:29,115 | 00:07:32,575 | Well, I, for one, am proud of you for volunteering. | Well, I, for one, am proud of you for volunteering. |
118 | 00:07:33,161 | 00:07:38,291 | I'm sure that Neil is too, underneath his worries, right? | I'm sure that Neil is too, underneath his worries, right? |
119 | 00:07:38,916 | 00:07:40,456 | -Of course I am. -See? | -Of course I am. -See? |
120 | 00:07:41,752 | 00:07:45,052 | What did Jess call it? "The Boomer remover." | What did Jess call it? "The Boomer remover." |
121 | 00:07:45,131 | 00:07:46,971 | Fucking millennials. | Fucking millennials. |
122 | 00:07:47,049 | 00:07:51,929 | Or that asshole in Texas said we all should sacrifice our lives | Or that asshole in Texas said we all should sacrifice our lives |
123 | 00:07:52,013 | 00:07:54,063 | for the sake of the economy. | for the sake of the economy. |
124 | 00:07:54,140 | 00:07:56,390 | You hit 65, the world thinks you're irrelevant. | You hit 65, the world thinks you're irrelevant. |
125 | 00:07:56,476 | 00:07:59,896 | That's why Ken and Joanne moved to that place in Florida. | That's why Ken and Joanne moved to that place in Florida. |
126 | 00:07:59,979 | 00:08:02,319 | So they could be around people our age. | So they could be around people our age. |
127 | 00:08:02,398 | 00:08:06,528 | Yeah, but "retirement village" sounds like purgatory. | Yeah, but "retirement village" sounds like purgatory. |
128 | 00:08:06,611 | 00:08:08,571 | -Wait a minute. Wait a minute. -Kind of. | -Wait a minute. Wait a minute. -Kind of. |
129 | 00:08:08,654 | 00:08:12,164 | I thought your purgatory was the Dude Ranch. | I thought your purgatory was the Dude Ranch. |
130 | 00:08:12,241 | 00:08:15,501 | No, no, I love the Dude Ranch. That was all Neil. | No, no, I love the Dude Ranch. That was all Neil. |
131 | 00:08:15,578 | 00:08:18,288 | Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. There were no helmets. | Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. There were no helmets. |
132 | 00:08:18,372 | 00:08:21,082 | It was a guided beginner's trail ride. | It was a guided beginner's trail ride. |
133 | 00:08:21,167 | 00:08:23,127 | The horses didn't even break a trot. | The horses didn't even break a trot. |
134 | 00:08:23,211 | 00:08:25,091 | Everybody knows cowboys don't wear helmets. | Everybody knows cowboys don't wear helmets. |
135 | 00:08:25,171 | 00:08:27,591 | -Oh, shh. -Well, at least the ones on Gunsmoke. | -Oh, shh. -Well, at least the ones on Gunsmoke. |
136 | 00:08:28,382 | 00:08:31,722 | Horses are dangerous. You never know when something's gonna spook 'em. | Horses are dangerous. You never know when something's gonna spook 'em. |
137 | 00:08:31,802 | 00:08:35,472 | They are specifically trained to follow the ass in front of them. | They are specifically trained to follow the ass in front of them. |
138 | 00:08:35,556 | 00:08:39,806 | You know, I told you, I believe, not to book that trip, | You know, I told you, I believe, not to book that trip, |
139 | 00:08:39,894 | 00:08:42,484 | but she barreled on ahead, did it anyway. | but she barreled on ahead, did it anyway. |
140 | 00:08:42,563 | 00:08:45,733 | Yeah, it must be exhausting to be so terrified of everything. | Yeah, it must be exhausting to be so terrified of everything. |
141 | 00:08:52,490 | 00:08:54,330 | Um, thankfully, you guys have had | Um, thankfully, you guys have had |
142 | 00:08:54,408 | 00:08:57,328 | many wonderful vacations since then, right? | many wonderful vacations since then, right? |
143 | 00:08:57,411 | 00:09:00,751 | - Plus, now you have the RV. - Ugh. | - Plus, now you have the RV. - Ugh. |
144 | 00:09:02,124 | 00:09:04,004 | -A raccoon. -A what? | -A raccoon. -A what? |
145 | 00:09:04,085 | 00:09:06,205 | A raccoon is eating my kale! | A raccoon is eating my kale! |
146 | 00:09:06,295 | 00:09:09,045 | Told you it was a raccoon. You owe me 50 bucks. | Told you it was a raccoon. You owe me 50 bucks. |
147 | 00:09:09,131 | 00:09:11,131 | I've been putting up with this all week. | I've been putting up with this all week. |
148 | 00:09:11,842 | 00:09:15,512 | I'll be right back. I gotta scare him off. | I'll be right back. I gotta scare him off. |
149 | 00:09:19,725 | 00:09:22,015 | Actually, I'm gonna call it a night. | Actually, I'm gonna call it a night. |
150 | 00:09:22,103 | 00:09:26,863 | -Aww! It's only 9:15. -No, we should, um, get going too. | -Aww! It's only 9:15. -No, we should, um, get going too. |
151 | 00:09:27,858 | 00:09:31,778 | So great to see you, Carrie. Please, please stay safe. | So great to see you, Carrie. Please, please stay safe. |
152 | 00:09:36,534 | 00:09:39,254 | -You brought up the Dude Ranch? -Yeah. | -You brought up the Dude Ranch? -Yeah. |
153 | 00:09:44,792 | 00:09:46,542 | Hey, I-- | Hey, I-- |
154 | 00:09:47,837 | 00:09:51,757 | Are you eating straight from the block? | Are you eating straight from the block? |
155 | 00:09:52,466 | 00:09:54,836 | Now I'm supposed to eat the way you want me to? | Now I'm supposed to eat the way you want me to? |
156 | 00:09:55,595 | 00:10:00,515 | God. I-- I am so sick of rehashing all this shit. | God. I-- I am so sick of rehashing all this shit. |
157 | 00:10:00,600 | 00:10:02,770 | Well, then stop trying to control me. | Well, then stop trying to control me. |
158 | 00:10:02,852 | 00:10:04,482 | I'm trying to keep you safe. | I'm trying to keep you safe. |
159 | 00:10:05,730 | 00:10:07,060 | Come on, Car… | Come on, Car… |
160 | 00:10:07,648 | 00:10:12,698 | We're finally hitting our groove on this retirement thing. | We're finally hitting our groove on this retirement thing. |
161 | 00:10:12,778 | 00:10:14,568 | We've reached Valhalla. | We've reached Valhalla. |
162 | 00:10:15,239 | 00:10:16,779 | Look at this place. | Look at this place. |
163 | 00:10:16,866 | 00:10:17,946 | Huh? | Huh? |
164 | 00:10:18,034 | 00:10:23,464 | I mean, this is what we spent our lives working for. | I mean, this is what we spent our lives working for. |
165 | 00:10:23,539 | 00:10:26,749 | Can't we sit back and… | Can't we sit back and… |
166 | 00:10:27,251 | 00:10:28,631 | enjoy it? | enjoy it? |
167 | 00:10:28,711 | 00:10:34,261 | The happiest I have been since I retired was the moment I walked back into the ICU. | The happiest I have been since I retired was the moment I walked back into the ICU. |
168 | 00:10:45,853 | 00:10:48,063 | Don't kid yourself. This isn't about work. | Don't kid yourself. This isn't about work. |
169 | 00:10:48,147 | 00:10:50,727 | Is it? It's me. | Is it? It's me. |
170 | 00:10:50,816 | 00:10:52,936 | I have never been enough for you. | I have never been enough for you. |
171 | 00:10:53,027 | 00:10:56,527 | You think I'm boring and cautious-- | You think I'm boring and cautious-- |
172 | 00:10:56,614 | 00:10:57,704 | No, it's not about you! | No, it's not about you! |
173 | 00:10:57,782 | 00:11:00,412 | It's about sitting around doing nothing all day long. | It's about sitting around doing nothing all day long. |
174 | 00:11:00,493 | 00:11:03,663 | Some people would call that spending time together. | Some people would call that spending time together. |
175 | 00:11:04,246 | 00:11:06,326 | Look, I know this is what we talked about. | Look, I know this is what we talked about. |
176 | 00:11:06,415 | 00:11:10,375 | But now that we're here, I feel like a cow that's been put out to pasture. | But now that we're here, I feel like a cow that's been put out to pasture. |
177 | 00:11:12,129 | 00:11:12,959 | Horse. | Horse. |
178 | 00:11:13,047 | 00:11:16,587 | -What? -They put horses out to pasture. | -What? -They put horses out to pasture. |
179 | 00:11:17,176 | 00:11:21,556 | Oh, right. I'm supposed to follow the ass in front of me. | Oh, right. I'm supposed to follow the ass in front of me. |
180 | 00:11:22,598 | 00:11:23,678 | Wow. | Wow. |
181 | 00:11:26,102 | 00:11:27,482 | I didn't mean that, Neil. | I didn't mean that, Neil. |
182 | 00:11:28,062 | 00:11:30,652 | I love spending time with you, | I love spending time with you, |
183 | 00:11:30,731 | 00:11:34,491 | but I devoted my life to becoming an expert at what I do. | but I devoted my life to becoming an expert at what I do. |
184 | 00:11:34,568 | 00:11:38,608 | I mean, I feel useful at work. I feel alive. | I mean, I feel useful at work. I feel alive. |
185 | 00:11:39,740 | 00:11:43,080 | You could feel that way too. The hospital needs more radiologists. | You could feel that way too. The hospital needs more radiologists. |
186 | 00:11:43,160 | 00:11:47,250 | I don't wanna work anymore. | I don't wanna work anymore. |
187 | 00:11:47,331 | 00:11:49,001 | I did my time. | I did my time. |
188 | 00:11:49,083 | 00:11:52,133 | What, are you trying to guilt-trip me 'cause I'm not you? | What, are you trying to guilt-trip me 'cause I'm not you? |
189 | 00:11:55,506 | 00:11:57,546 | I'm sorry. I-- | I'm sorry. I-- |
190 | 00:11:57,633 | 00:11:58,553 | Car… | Car… |
191 | 00:11:59,510 | 00:12:03,390 | I always figured our retirement would be like that semester in med school | I always figured our retirement would be like that semester in med school |
192 | 00:12:03,472 | 00:12:06,482 | when our Sunday's finally lined up. | when our Sunday's finally lined up. |
193 | 00:12:07,017 | 00:12:08,937 | Sleep till noon. | Sleep till noon. |
194 | 00:12:09,019 | 00:12:11,019 | Eat our weight in bacon. | Eat our weight in bacon. |
195 | 00:12:12,022 | 00:12:14,652 | And then make love till dinner | And then make love till dinner |
196 | 00:12:14,734 | 00:12:17,994 | with that Steely Dan album on repeat. | with that Steely Dan album on repeat. |
197 | 00:12:21,240 | 00:12:23,280 | That was a long time ago. | That was a long time ago. |
198 | 00:12:28,581 | 00:12:30,751 | I guess it's selfish of me, | I guess it's selfish of me, |
199 | 00:12:31,542 | 00:12:35,802 | but I wanna be with you as much as possible. | but I wanna be with you as much as possible. |
200 | 00:12:38,549 | 00:12:42,719 | I know you got the body of a 40-year-old, | I know you got the body of a 40-year-old, |
201 | 00:12:42,803 | 00:12:46,473 | but technically, we're on the back nine, kid. | but technically, we're on the back nine, kid. |
202 | 00:12:47,725 | 00:12:50,595 | And isn't this what it's all about, you and me? | And isn't this what it's all about, you and me? |
203 | 00:12:52,104 | 00:12:53,734 | Sundays forever. | Sundays forever. |
204 | 00:12:57,151 | 00:12:59,861 | That much bacon will get us before the COVID does. | That much bacon will get us before the COVID does. |
205 | 00:12:59,945 | 00:13:01,655 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
206 | 00:13:03,115 | 00:13:08,285 | No, I miss those Sundays too. I do. | No, I miss those Sundays too. I do. |
207 | 00:13:10,080 | 00:13:10,920 | I know. | I know. |
208 | 00:13:12,416 | 00:13:16,546 | The hospital, I know they need you right now. | The hospital, I know they need you right now. |
209 | 00:13:18,339 | 00:13:23,299 | And you know, if you wanna go back, I'm not gonna try and stop you. | And you know, if you wanna go back, I'm not gonna try and stop you. |
210 | 00:13:32,728 | 00:13:34,898 | No, you're right. I've done my part. | No, you're right. I've done my part. |
211 | 00:13:35,648 | 00:13:37,188 | Why push my luck? | Why push my luck? |
212 | 00:13:38,025 | 00:13:41,105 | -W-what, you-- you serious? -Yeah. | -W-what, you-- you serious? -Yeah. |
213 | 00:13:41,695 | 00:13:43,735 | Let the young people handle it, right? | Let the young people handle it, right? |
214 | 00:13:44,323 | 00:13:47,663 | Hey, but promise me no mud ball polishing. | Hey, but promise me no mud ball polishing. |
215 | 00:13:47,743 | 00:13:50,963 | My sanity and your well-being depend on it. | My sanity and your well-being depend on it. |
216 | 00:13:53,582 | 00:13:56,132 | Pinky swear, Stroopwafel. | Pinky swear, Stroopwafel. |
217 | 00:13:56,210 | 00:13:58,500 | Fluffernutter. | Fluffernutter. |
218 | 00:14:01,966 | 00:14:03,256 | Ooh! | Ooh! |
219 | 00:14:03,342 | 00:14:05,302 | Trust me, you'll see when you taste it. | Trust me, you'll see when you taste it. |
220 | 00:14:05,386 | 00:14:07,596 | It's not pie if it doesn't have a crust. | It's not pie if it doesn't have a crust. |
221 | 00:14:07,680 | 00:14:08,510 | The recipe | The recipe |
222 | 00:14:08,597 | 00:14:11,887 | is called crust-less apple pie. | is called crust-less apple pie. |
223 | 00:14:11,976 | 00:14:16,606 | Well, crust-less apple pie is just warm apples. | Well, crust-less apple pie is just warm apples. |
224 | 00:14:16,689 | 00:14:18,979 | All right, fine. More for me. | All right, fine. More for me. |
225 | 00:14:21,318 | 00:14:24,448 | Are you gonna put down a word, slowpoke? | Are you gonna put down a word, slowpoke? |
226 | 00:14:24,530 | 00:14:26,530 | You know, genius takes time. | You know, genius takes time. |
227 | 00:14:26,615 | 00:14:29,235 | And I'm not gonna let you beat me five days in a row. | And I'm not gonna let you beat me five days in a row. |
228 | 00:14:30,703 | 00:14:33,583 | - Oh, Neil, I gotta take this. - Uh-huh. | - Oh, Neil, I gotta take this. - Uh-huh. |
229 | 00:14:34,957 | 00:14:36,747 | Jordan, hi! | Jordan, hi! |
230 | 00:14:36,834 | 00:14:40,214 | Carolyn, so sorry to bug you at home, but Hoke is the only lung guy on call | Carolyn, so sorry to bug you at home, but Hoke is the only lung guy on call |
231 | 00:14:40,296 | 00:14:44,086 | and if he tells me to wait and fucking see one more time, I-- I just can't. | and if he tells me to wait and fucking see one more time, I-- I just can't. |
232 | 00:14:44,174 | 00:14:47,684 | All right, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Take a breath, huh? | All right, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Take a breath, huh? |
233 | 00:14:47,761 | 00:14:50,261 | It's fine. Tell me what's going on. | It's fine. Tell me what's going on. |
234 | 00:14:50,347 | 00:14:55,227 | Okay. I got a patient on a ventilator, and I tried adjusting the FiO2, | Okay. I got a patient on a ventilator, and I tried adjusting the FiO2, |
235 | 00:14:55,311 | 00:14:57,941 | but his oxygen saturation is still dropping, so… | but his oxygen saturation is still dropping, so… |
236 | 00:14:58,022 | 00:14:59,152 | Tidal volume? | Tidal volume? |
237 | 00:14:59,231 | 00:15:00,861 | Nothing. Nothing. | Nothing. Nothing. |
238 | 00:15:00,941 | 00:15:02,651 | -PEEP? -Yeah. | -PEEP? -Yeah. |
239 | 00:15:02,735 | 00:15:05,525 | Tried proning too after Hoke fucking mansplained it, | Tried proning too after Hoke fucking mansplained it, |
240 | 00:15:05,613 | 00:15:07,823 | but I can't keep his sats up. | but I can't keep his sats up. |
241 | 00:15:07,907 | 00:15:09,867 | Okay, it's blood clots. | Okay, it's blood clots. |
242 | 00:15:09,950 | 00:15:11,660 | Did you try giving TPA? | Did you try giving TPA? |
243 | 00:15:12,369 | 00:15:14,079 | Shit. No. | Shit. No. |
244 | 00:15:14,663 | 00:15:17,793 | And that's why I interrupted your perfectly good Sunday, Carolyn. | And that's why I interrupted your perfectly good Sunday, Carolyn. |
245 | 00:15:17,875 | 00:15:19,875 | -Thank you. I will try that. -There you go. | -Thank you. I will try that. -There you go. |
246 | 00:15:19,960 | 00:15:22,920 | All right. Call anytime, okay? Please, call me. | All right. Call anytime, okay? Please, call me. |
247 | 00:15:23,005 | 00:15:25,255 | Thank you, I will. I'll let you know how it goes. | Thank you, I will. I'll let you know how it goes. |
248 | 00:15:25,341 | 00:15:26,181 | All right, bye. | All right, bye. |
249 | 00:15:28,761 | 00:15:30,641 | So… | So… |
250 | 00:15:31,931 | 00:15:33,521 | what word did you put down? | what word did you put down? |
251 | 00:15:33,599 | 00:15:36,189 | Uh, I'm still thinking. | Uh, I'm still thinking. |
252 | 00:15:36,268 | 00:15:37,438 | Oh! | Oh! |
253 | 00:15:38,145 | 00:15:39,855 | Hey, I didn't tell you. | Hey, I didn't tell you. |
254 | 00:15:39,939 | 00:15:42,729 | The raccoon trap worked. | The raccoon trap worked. |
255 | 00:15:42,816 | 00:15:46,316 | Animal Control is coming by to pick him up tomorrow. | Animal Control is coming by to pick him up tomorrow. |
256 | 00:15:46,403 | 00:15:50,283 | That's great. I sure hope Rocky likes his new home. | That's great. I sure hope Rocky likes his new home. |
257 | 00:15:50,366 | 00:15:56,406 | Well, turns out it's illegal to release raccoons into the wild | Well, turns out it's illegal to release raccoons into the wild |
258 | 00:15:56,497 | 00:15:59,497 | because they don't relocate well. | because they don't relocate well. |
259 | 00:15:59,583 | 00:16:01,343 | It's more humane to kill them. | It's more humane to kill them. |
260 | 00:16:02,670 | 00:16:04,510 | That doesn't sound very humane. | That doesn't sound very humane. |
261 | 00:16:04,588 | 00:16:05,668 | What can I do? | What can I do? |
262 | 00:16:06,507 | 00:16:07,547 | It's not up to me. | It's not up to me. |
263 | 00:16:08,509 | 00:16:10,679 | Hold on here. | Hold on here. |
264 | 00:16:11,595 | 00:16:15,015 | A, M… Uh-huh. Ah, take that. | A, M… Uh-huh. Ah, take that. |
265 | 00:16:15,099 | 00:16:17,939 | Wow. Sixteen points. | Wow. Sixteen points. |
266 | 00:16:18,018 | 00:16:22,148 | You know, only eight days until we're doing this in person | You know, only eight days until we're doing this in person |
267 | 00:16:22,231 | 00:16:24,191 | on an actual Scrabble board. | on an actual Scrabble board. |
268 | 00:16:24,817 | 00:16:28,027 | I picked up some nitrate-free turkey bacon | I picked up some nitrate-free turkey bacon |
269 | 00:16:28,112 | 00:16:31,492 | that we can take to the bedroom for the rest of the day. | that we can take to the bedroom for the rest of the day. |
270 | 00:16:33,033 | 00:16:37,543 | And, uh… I found that Steely Dan album on Spotify. | And, uh… I found that Steely Dan album on Spotify. |
271 | 00:16:40,499 | 00:16:41,379 | That's great. | That's great. |
272 | 00:16:59,351 | 00:17:03,361 | ♪ In the corner of my eye ♪ | ♪ In the corner of my eye ♪ |
273 | 00:17:04,690 | 00:17:08,650 | ♪ I saw you in Rudy's You were very high… ♪ | ♪ I saw you in Rudy's You were very high… ♪ |
274 | 00:17:15,993 | 00:17:22,673 | ♪ But where are you tomorrow?♪ | ♪ But where are you tomorrow?♪ |
275 | 00:17:22,750 | 00:17:25,250 | ♪ I can't cry anymore♪ | ♪ I can't cry anymore♪ |
276 | 00:17:25,335 | 00:17:30,545 | ♪ While you run around While you run around♪ | ♪ While you run around While you run around♪ |
277 | 00:17:33,135 | 00:17:34,675 | ♪ Break away♪ | ♪ Break away♪ |
278 | 00:17:35,345 | 00:17:40,925 | ♪ Just when it seems so clear That it's over now♪ | ♪ Just when it seems so clear That it's over now♪ |
279 | 00:17:41,018 | 00:17:46,608 | ♪ Drink your big black cow And get out of here♪ | ♪ Drink your big black cow And get out of here♪ |
280 | 00:17:55,949 | 00:17:57,949 | ♪ So outrageous♪ | ♪ So outrageous♪ |
281 | 00:18:16,178 | 00:18:18,058 | ♪ So outrageous♪ | ♪ So outrageous♪ |