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1 | 00:00:06,006 | 00:00:08,926 | [rock music playing] | [rock music playing] |
2 | 00:00:16,683 | 00:00:17,773 | [bell chiming] | [bell chiming] |
3 | 00:00:17,851 | 00:00:21,981 | [woman's voice] Security alert. There was motion in the living room… | [woman's voice] Security alert. There was motion in the living room… |
4 | 00:00:22,063 | 00:00:24,523 | This fucking thing. Oh, my God! | This fucking thing. Oh, my God! |
5 | 00:00:24,607 | 00:00:26,687 | -It is possessed! -[woman's voice] Security alert… | -It is possessed! -[woman's voice] Security alert… |
6 | 00:00:26,776 | 00:00:29,146 | Okay, this thing keeps thinking we're intruders. | Okay, this thing keeps thinking we're intruders. |
7 | 00:00:29,237 | 00:00:32,117 | It's like, we have to get a new system or something. | It's like, we have to get a new system or something. |
8 | 00:00:33,450 | 00:00:37,200 | Just turn it off. We're here all day. We've never needed home security less. | Just turn it off. We're here all day. We've never needed home security less. |
9 | 00:00:37,287 | 00:00:39,747 | I don't know if you've noticed, but there's record unemployment. | I don't know if you've noticed, but there's record unemployment. |
10 | 00:00:39,831 | 00:00:41,211 | The economy is in collapse. | The economy is in collapse. |
11 | 00:00:41,291 | 00:00:43,381 | People are probably gonna get desperate. | People are probably gonna get desperate. |
12 | 00:00:43,460 | 00:00:44,840 | Oh, my God, babe. | Oh, my God, babe. |
13 | 00:00:44,919 | 00:00:47,009 | You know how I'm part of a Facebook group | You know how I'm part of a Facebook group |
14 | 00:00:47,088 | 00:00:49,298 | where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony? | where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony? |
15 | 00:00:49,382 | 00:00:52,842 | Well, someone asked us to name a movie, but replace one word with ant. | Well, someone asked us to name a movie, but replace one word with ant. |
16 | 00:00:52,927 | 00:00:54,297 | Somebody wrote "Ant-Ant." | Somebody wrote "Ant-Ant." |
17 | 00:00:56,890 | 00:00:58,600 | What-- what are you talking about? | What-- what are you talking about? |
18 | 00:00:58,683 | 00:01:01,023 | Ant-Man, but they replaced "man" with "ant." | Ant-Man, but they replaced "man" with "ant." |
19 | 00:01:01,102 | 00:01:04,152 | So, it's just Ant-Ant, which I'm saying is funny. | So, it's just Ant-Ant, which I'm saying is funny. |
20 | 00:01:04,230 | 00:01:07,650 | You know, the problem is this app. The update is a disaster. | You know, the problem is this app. The update is a disaster. |
21 | 00:01:07,734 | 00:01:11,494 | [laughs] Listen to these: "'The Fault in our Ants,' 'Ant Club,' | [laughs] Listen to these: "'The Fault in our Ants,' 'Ant Club,' |
22 | 00:01:11,571 | 00:01:12,701 | 'Schindler's Ants,' | 'Schindler's Ants,' |
23 | 00:01:12,781 | 00:01:15,371 | 'Don't Be an Ant in South Central While Drinking Juice in the Ant.'" | 'Don't Be an Ant in South Central While Drinking Juice in the Ant.'" |
24 | 00:01:15,450 | 00:01:17,830 | That's two ants, actually. I love the Internet. | That's two ants, actually. I love the Internet. |
25 | 00:01:17,911 | 00:01:21,331 | I think this needs to register your face. Here, look into the camera. | I think this needs to register your face. Here, look into the camera. |
26 | 00:01:21,414 | 00:01:23,294 | "Ant-Ant" is still my favorite. | "Ant-Ant" is still my favorite. |
27 | 00:01:23,374 | 00:01:27,304 | -Shane. The camera. -Hmm? W-what about it? | -Shane. The camera. -Hmm? W-what about it? |
28 | 00:01:27,378 | 00:01:29,708 | Look into the camera that I'm pointing at your face. | Look into the camera that I'm pointing at your face. |
29 | 00:01:31,257 | 00:01:32,337 | Oh, my… | Oh, my… |
30 | 00:01:32,425 | 00:01:34,795 | Okay, I can't do this right now. | Okay, I can't do this right now. |
31 | 00:01:34,886 | 00:01:37,966 | Can you take over? Something with the settings. I don't know. | Can you take over? Something with the settings. I don't know. |
32 | 00:01:38,056 | 00:01:40,346 | I'll do it later. [burping] | I'll do it later. [burping] |
33 | 00:01:45,688 | 00:01:46,518 | [Shane burps] | [Shane burps] |
34 | 00:01:48,024 | 00:01:50,864 | I thought we had talked about the burping. | I thought we had talked about the burping. |
35 | 00:01:50,944 | 00:01:51,824 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
36 | 00:01:52,403 | 00:01:55,203 | Strawberry citrus Frescas make it such a delight. | Strawberry citrus Frescas make it such a delight. |
37 | 00:01:56,241 | 00:01:57,491 | It's pretty disgusting. | It's pretty disgusting. |
38 | 00:02:05,333 | 00:02:07,793 | Hey, Ali. Sorry, I had some… [clears throat] | Hey, Ali. Sorry, I had some… [clears throat] |
39 | 00:02:07,877 | 00:02:10,087 | technical stuff I was dealing with over here. | technical stuff I was dealing with over here. |
40 | 00:02:10,171 | 00:02:12,131 | Oh, I like that hat. It looks great. | Oh, I like that hat. It looks great. |
41 | 00:02:12,215 | 00:02:16,795 | [sighs] Thanks. I let my husband cut my hair, and now we're getting a divorce. | [sighs] Thanks. I let my husband cut my hair, and now we're getting a divorce. |
42 | 00:02:16,886 | 00:02:19,426 | [laughs] I can't tell if you're joking. | [laughs] I can't tell if you're joking. |
43 | 00:02:21,724 | 00:02:23,524 | You're not getting a divorce, are you? | You're not getting a divorce, are you? |
44 | 00:02:23,601 | 00:02:26,231 | Did you wanna go over the slides before they join? | Did you wanna go over the slides before they join? |
45 | 00:02:26,312 | 00:02:31,692 | Um, yeah. Yes, let's do that. Okay. Here we go. Slides… | Um, yeah. Yes, let's do that. Okay. Here we go. Slides… |
46 | 00:02:31,776 | 00:02:34,236 | [Shane] Honey, where'd you hide the bottle opener? | [Shane] Honey, where'd you hide the bottle opener? |
47 | 00:02:35,113 | 00:02:37,873 | Sorry, Ali. My… [chuckles] | Sorry, Ali. My… [chuckles] |
48 | 00:02:37,949 | 00:02:41,199 | my boyfriend is incapable of finding the bottle opener when I'm on the phone. | my boyfriend is incapable of finding the bottle opener when I'm on the phone. |
49 | 00:02:41,286 | 00:02:42,656 | Boyfriend wouldn't have to ask | Boyfriend wouldn't have to ask |
50 | 00:02:42,745 | 00:02:45,245 | if you didn't rearrange the kitchen every 24 hours. | if you didn't rearrange the kitchen every 24 hours. |
51 | 00:02:45,331 | 00:02:48,461 | I rearranged it because I needed to make it more chef friendly | I rearranged it because I needed to make it more chef friendly |
52 | 00:02:48,543 | 00:02:51,253 | so that it's easier for me to cook for both of us | so that it's easier for me to cook for both of us |
53 | 00:02:51,337 | 00:02:53,757 | because my boyfriend never cooks anything at all. | because my boyfriend never cooks anything at all. |
54 | 00:02:53,840 | 00:02:56,760 | Your boyfriend actually tried, but you told your boyfriend | Your boyfriend actually tried, but you told your boyfriend |
55 | 00:02:56,843 | 00:03:00,053 | that he made too much of a mess and that his food lacked umami. | that he made too much of a mess and that his food lacked umami. |
56 | 00:03:00,138 | 00:03:01,468 | That's your excuse? | That's your excuse? |
57 | 00:03:01,556 | 00:03:04,056 | [laughs] You know what, honey? I got it. | [laughs] You know what, honey? I got it. |
58 | 00:03:04,142 | 00:03:06,142 | -[man] Don't… -[uncaps bottle] | -[man] Don't… -[uncaps bottle] |
59 | 00:03:08,521 | 00:03:10,771 | Marco, we can reschedule if it's a bad time. | Marco, we can reschedule if it's a bad time. |
60 | 00:03:10,857 | 00:03:13,737 | Uh, no. [chuckles] | Uh, no. [chuckles] |
61 | 00:03:13,818 | 00:03:16,198 | Sorry. I have to deal with this for one second. | Sorry. I have to deal with this for one second. |
62 | 00:03:16,279 | 00:03:19,279 | Let me just pause you, and I'll put this off. | Let me just pause you, and I'll put this off. |
63 | 00:03:19,365 | 00:03:20,945 | I can't do this anymore. | I can't do this anymore. |
64 | 00:03:21,034 | 00:03:24,084 | I am done watching you lounge around like a frat boy | I am done watching you lounge around like a frat boy |
65 | 00:03:24,162 | 00:03:26,542 | while I take care of everything and support us. | while I take care of everything and support us. |
66 | 00:03:26,623 | 00:03:29,793 | [Shane] My job involves touching people. I can't do that from six feet away. | [Shane] My job involves touching people. I can't do that from six feet away. |
67 | 00:03:29,876 | 00:03:31,786 | You can do something other than getting drunk | You can do something other than getting drunk |
68 | 00:03:31,878 | 00:03:34,008 | and staring at your phone pretending to be an ant | and staring at your phone pretending to be an ant |
69 | 00:03:34,088 | 00:03:35,918 | with weird Internet people. | with weird Internet people. |
70 | 00:03:36,007 | 00:03:38,837 | Can I? Without violating one of your anal rules? | Can I? Without violating one of your anal rules? |
71 | 00:03:38,927 | 00:03:40,757 | "No working out in the house, Shane." | "No working out in the house, Shane." |
72 | 00:03:40,845 | 00:03:44,175 | "You're hogging the Wi-Fi, Shane. I need quiet for my work, Shane." | "You're hogging the Wi-Fi, Shane. I need quiet for my work, Shane." |
73 | 00:03:44,265 | 00:03:47,635 | Doing nothing is the thing that doesn't get me yelled at, or it was. | Doing nothing is the thing that doesn't get me yelled at, or it was. |
74 | 00:03:47,727 | 00:03:50,437 | Don't try to act brand-new, like you don't love doing nothing. | Don't try to act brand-new, like you don't love doing nothing. |
75 | 00:03:50,521 | 00:03:52,821 | You are peak you right now. | You are peak you right now. |
76 | 00:03:52,899 | 00:03:57,109 | Well, excuse me for trying to find the joy in a fucked-up situation | Well, excuse me for trying to find the joy in a fucked-up situation |
77 | 00:03:57,195 | 00:03:59,605 | because I'm a naturally joyous person. | because I'm a naturally joyous person. |
78 | 00:03:59,697 | 00:04:03,737 | Also, we're supposed to be doing nothing. That's the whole lesson of this. | Also, we're supposed to be doing nothing. That's the whole lesson of this. |
79 | 00:04:03,826 | 00:04:08,286 | Maybe if you stopped obsessing over useless security cameras for one second, | Maybe if you stopped obsessing over useless security cameras for one second, |
80 | 00:04:08,373 | 00:04:12,043 | you would realize that nothing we do during this time matters. | you would realize that nothing we do during this time matters. |
81 | 00:04:12,126 | 00:04:15,626 | You need to learn to stop optimizing and just be. | You need to learn to stop optimizing and just be. |
82 | 00:04:15,713 | 00:04:19,633 | The only reason you're able to just be is because I'm providing you that space. | The only reason you're able to just be is because I'm providing you that space. |
83 | 00:04:19,717 | 00:04:21,887 | What do you want me to do with all this space? | What do you want me to do with all this space? |
84 | 00:04:21,970 | 00:04:25,560 | Start cleaning up after yourself. I feel like I live with a 16-year-old. | Start cleaning up after yourself. I feel like I live with a 16-year-old. |
85 | 00:04:25,640 | 00:04:27,520 | I feel like I live with my mother. | I feel like I live with my mother. |
86 | 00:04:27,600 | 00:04:30,650 | You know what? That cuts. Come on! | You know what? That cuts. Come on! |
87 | 00:04:31,271 | 00:04:34,231 | Quarantine is teaching us that we're two different people. | Quarantine is teaching us that we're two different people. |
88 | 00:04:34,315 | 00:04:36,725 | Aaron and David are getting closer than ever | Aaron and David are getting closer than ever |
89 | 00:04:36,818 | 00:04:40,068 | because of quarantine. He said they're fucking like rabbits. | because of quarantine. He said they're fucking like rabbits. |
90 | 00:04:40,154 | 00:04:41,954 | We haven't touched each other in weeks. | We haven't touched each other in weeks. |
91 | 00:04:42,031 | 00:04:44,371 | [Shane] You're always busy and never in the mood. | [Shane] You're always busy and never in the mood. |
92 | 00:04:44,450 | 00:04:46,240 | [Marco] It's hard to be in the mood | [Marco] It's hard to be in the mood |
93 | 00:04:46,327 | 00:04:49,207 | when I've cleaned up cheese that fell out of your mouth | when I've cleaned up cheese that fell out of your mouth |
94 | 00:04:49,289 | 00:04:52,169 | while you were looking for what you wanted in the fridge. | while you were looking for what you wanted in the fridge. |
95 | 00:04:52,250 | 00:04:55,460 | Oh, no, I told you that's unnecessary. Finnegan licks that up. | Oh, no, I told you that's unnecessary. Finnegan licks that up. |
96 | 00:04:55,545 | 00:04:58,125 | It's natural for things to get a little bit stale | It's natural for things to get a little bit stale |
97 | 00:04:58,214 | 00:04:59,634 | -after four years. -[exhales] | -after four years. -[exhales] |
98 | 00:04:59,716 | 00:05:02,926 | It could be that we've been trapped inside four walls for months. | It could be that we've been trapped inside four walls for months. |
99 | 00:05:03,011 | 00:05:06,511 | I suddenly understand those pandas who refused to smash in captivity. | I suddenly understand those pandas who refused to smash in captivity. |
100 | 00:05:06,597 | 00:05:08,467 | -Hmm. -Hey… | -Hmm. -Hey… |
101 | 00:05:09,851 | 00:05:12,651 | what we need is to get out in the wild, you know? | what we need is to get out in the wild, you know? |
102 | 00:05:13,146 | 00:05:15,566 | Give our mating life a little zhuzh. | Give our mating life a little zhuzh. |
103 | 00:05:15,648 | 00:05:17,478 | Like, have sex in a forest? | Like, have sex in a forest? |
104 | 00:05:18,318 | 00:05:20,738 | No, I mean, like, find a third. | No, I mean, like, find a third. |
105 | 00:05:20,820 | 00:05:24,370 | Please tell me you didn't just pitch a threesome | Please tell me you didn't just pitch a threesome |
106 | 00:05:24,449 | 00:05:28,119 | during this fight about our relationship, during a global pandemic. | during this fight about our relationship, during a global pandemic. |
107 | 00:05:28,202 | 00:05:31,912 | Haven't done a thing like that in a while. Aaron and David do it constantly. | Haven't done a thing like that in a while. Aaron and David do it constantly. |
108 | 00:05:31,998 | 00:05:33,118 | [Marco] I had an idea. | [Marco] I had an idea. |
109 | 00:05:33,207 | 00:05:35,497 | -[Shane] What? -Why don't we just fuck a giant, like, | -[Shane] What? -Why don't we just fuck a giant, like, |
110 | 00:05:35,585 | 00:05:37,495 | Coronavirus molecule instead? | Coronavirus molecule instead? |
111 | 00:05:37,587 | 00:05:40,667 | You know, we can just Eiffel Tower it. One of us on each end. | You know, we can just Eiffel Tower it. One of us on each end. |
112 | 00:05:40,757 | 00:05:42,507 | Is that zhuzh enough for you? | Is that zhuzh enough for you? |
113 | 00:05:42,592 | 00:05:45,432 | Coronavirus isn't a molecule. It's a cell. | Coronavirus isn't a molecule. It's a cell. |
114 | 00:05:45,511 | 00:05:48,261 | Anyway, forget it. I was just thinking out loud. | Anyway, forget it. I was just thinking out loud. |
115 | 00:05:48,348 | 00:05:50,518 | Just thought I could provide a little zhuzh. | Just thought I could provide a little zhuzh. |
116 | 00:05:51,476 | 00:05:52,936 | [Shane] Zhuzh my crack! | [Shane] Zhuzh my crack! |
117 | 00:05:58,358 | 00:05:59,478 | [Marco taps keyboard] | [Marco taps keyboard] |
118 | 00:06:01,652 | 00:06:04,282 | Hi, Ali. Sorry, I'm back. | Hi, Ali. Sorry, I'm back. |
119 | 00:06:04,364 | 00:06:09,704 | Hey, so I just sent you a thing on how to mute your audio going forward. | Hey, so I just sent you a thing on how to mute your audio going forward. |
120 | 00:06:13,414 | 00:06:15,964 | -[bell chiming] -[woman's voice] Security alert. | -[bell chiming] -[woman's voice] Security alert. |
121 | 00:06:16,042 | 00:06:17,292 | [babbles] | [babbles] |
122 | 00:06:17,377 | 00:06:19,707 | [woman's voice] The kitchen window is open. | [woman's voice] The kitchen window is open. |
123 | 00:06:19,796 | 00:06:22,626 | You have to press the button on the sensor when you open the window. | You have to press the button on the sensor when you open the window. |
124 | 00:06:22,715 | 00:06:24,925 | -What's the password? -It's our anniversary. | -What's the password? -It's our anniversary. |
125 | 00:06:25,009 | 00:06:26,549 | Just put in our anniversary. | Just put in our anniversary. |
126 | 00:06:26,636 | 00:06:28,886 | -Security alert. -[chiming continues] | -Security alert. -[chiming continues] |
127 | 00:06:28,971 | 00:06:31,681 | -Oh, come on. -[woman's voice] Kitchen window is open. | -Oh, come on. -[woman's voice] Kitchen window is open. |
128 | 00:06:32,266 | 00:06:33,516 | -Security alert. -[beeps] | -Security alert. -[beeps] |
129 | 00:06:34,644 | 00:06:37,064 | [scoffs] What is this? What are you doing? | [scoffs] What is this? What are you doing? |
130 | 00:06:37,146 | 00:06:40,566 | I was baking you an apology angel food strawberry shortcake. | I was baking you an apology angel food strawberry shortcake. |
131 | 00:06:40,650 | 00:06:43,280 | If shirtless Chris Hancock could do it, so could I. | If shirtless Chris Hancock could do it, so could I. |
132 | 00:06:43,361 | 00:06:46,491 | Turns out, angel food is impossible, and he's pretty talented. | Turns out, angel food is impossible, and he's pretty talented. |
133 | 00:06:46,572 | 00:06:50,082 | Anyway, I know you only really like eating the icing, so… [chuckles] | Anyway, I know you only really like eating the icing, so… [chuckles] |
134 | 00:06:53,079 | 00:06:54,749 | Instacart had a deal on funfetti. | Instacart had a deal on funfetti. |
135 | 00:06:56,541 | 00:06:59,421 | [Marco sighs, mutters] | [Marco sighs, mutters] |
136 | 00:06:59,502 | 00:07:03,052 | Also, I cleaned up as I went, which, oh, my God, so much easier. | Also, I cleaned up as I went, which, oh, my God, so much easier. |
137 | 00:07:03,631 | 00:07:04,671 | Really good move. | Really good move. |
138 | 00:07:09,011 | 00:07:10,721 | So, I've been thinking. | So, I've been thinking. |
139 | 00:07:10,805 | 00:07:12,215 | I think maybe you're right. | I think maybe you're right. |
140 | 00:07:12,306 | 00:07:16,976 | I think it could be a good time for us to fool around with somebody new. | I think it could be a good time for us to fool around with somebody new. |
141 | 00:07:17,061 | 00:07:18,351 | Did you eat one of my edibles? | Did you eat one of my edibles? |
142 | 00:07:18,438 | 00:07:21,358 | Just focus, Shane. Just fucking focus for five seconds. | Just focus, Shane. Just fucking focus for five seconds. |
143 | 00:07:21,441 | 00:07:22,901 | Maybe it is the perfect time. | Maybe it is the perfect time. |
144 | 00:07:22,984 | 00:07:25,034 | Nothing to do in quarantine matters. | Nothing to do in quarantine matters. |
145 | 00:07:25,111 | 00:07:27,701 | You said that yourself. It's like the NFL preseason. | You said that yourself. It's like the NFL preseason. |
146 | 00:07:27,780 | 00:07:29,450 | None of the games count, | None of the games count, |
147 | 00:07:29,532 | 00:07:31,782 | so nobody gives a fuck what happens because… | so nobody gives a fuck what happens because… |
148 | 00:07:32,410 | 00:07:34,830 | everyone's waiting for regular season to start. | everyone's waiting for regular season to start. |
149 | 00:07:34,912 | 00:07:37,292 | Players are still getting injured in preseason, | Players are still getting injured in preseason, |
150 | 00:07:37,373 | 00:07:40,543 | so there's actually a push to do away with it in the NFL. | so there's actually a push to do away with it in the NFL. |
151 | 00:07:40,626 | 00:07:42,916 | -But I hear you. -We have to do something. | -But I hear you. -We have to do something. |
152 | 00:07:43,004 | 00:07:46,764 | Right? And this threesome thing has obviously been on your mind. | Right? And this threesome thing has obviously been on your mind. |
153 | 00:07:46,841 | 00:07:49,301 | What happened to Eiffel Tower and COVID? | What happened to Eiffel Tower and COVID? |
154 | 00:07:49,385 | 00:07:51,925 | We're gonna have to be very selective with guys. | We're gonna have to be very selective with guys. |
155 | 00:07:52,013 | 00:07:55,313 | I'm sure there are people who have been as careful as we have, | I'm sure there are people who have been as careful as we have, |
156 | 00:07:55,391 | 00:07:57,191 | and we need to find them. | and we need to find them. |
157 | 00:07:57,268 | 00:07:59,848 | If you're on board, we should talk about next steps. | If you're on board, we should talk about next steps. |
158 | 00:08:02,690 | 00:08:03,770 | I'll download Grindr. | I'll download Grindr. |
159 | 00:08:06,194 | 00:08:07,864 | -[Marco] Can't use that. -Why not? | -[Marco] Can't use that. -Why not? |
160 | 00:08:07,945 | 00:08:11,195 | -[Marco] I look like I'm about to cry. -Some people are into that. | -[Marco] I look like I'm about to cry. -Some people are into that. |
161 | 00:08:11,282 | 00:08:13,832 | [Marco] Nobody is into that. Use the one from Tara's wedding. | [Marco] Nobody is into that. Use the one from Tara's wedding. |
162 | 00:08:13,910 | 00:08:18,040 | Yeah, that's good. Here, scroll down. Okay, body type. Toned? | Yeah, that's good. Here, scroll down. Okay, body type. Toned? |
163 | 00:08:18,122 | 00:08:21,332 | -We're toned. Are we not toned? -I don't think-- I don't know. | -We're toned. Are we not toned? -I don't think-- I don't know. |
164 | 00:08:22,001 | 00:08:25,301 | -What are the options? -"Average" sounds defeatist. | -What are the options? -"Average" sounds defeatist. |
165 | 00:08:25,379 | 00:08:28,509 | -[Marco] Leave toned. It's fine. -[Shane] What about tribes? | -[Marco] Leave toned. It's fine. -[Shane] What about tribes? |
166 | 00:08:28,591 | 00:08:31,261 | I put "clean-cut, discreet, jock, rugged." | I put "clean-cut, discreet, jock, rugged." |
167 | 00:08:31,344 | 00:08:33,514 | Well, you can't be clean-cut and rugged. | Well, you can't be clean-cut and rugged. |
168 | 00:08:33,596 | 00:08:38,936 | Put "geek, uh, discreet, clean-cut," and that's good. | Put "geek, uh, discreet, clean-cut," and that's good. |
169 | 00:08:39,018 | 00:08:39,938 | Don't put jock, | Don't put jock, |
170 | 00:08:40,019 | 00:08:42,479 | that makes us sound like we play sports, which we don't. | that makes us sound like we play sports, which we don't. |
171 | 00:08:42,563 | 00:08:46,613 | -Who cares? We're not being audited. -Dishonest. You're misrepresenting us. | -Who cares? We're not being audited. -Dishonest. You're misrepresenting us. |
172 | 00:08:46,692 | 00:08:50,782 | Oh, my God. You do it. I don't like being chastised while I scroll for trade. | Oh, my God. You do it. I don't like being chastised while I scroll for trade. |
173 | 00:08:50,863 | 00:08:53,373 | [Marco types] "Couple looks for third for NSA fun." | [Marco types] "Couple looks for third for NSA fun." |
174 | 00:08:53,449 | 00:08:56,909 | "Must be social distancing. Must have good hygiene." | "Must be social distancing. Must have good hygiene." |
175 | 00:08:56,994 | 00:08:59,294 | "Must wear deodorant. No drugs." | "Must wear deodorant. No drugs." |
176 | 00:09:00,540 | 00:09:02,540 | "Chest hair a plus." | "Chest hair a plus." |
177 | 00:09:03,709 | 00:09:04,789 | Yeah, that's nice. | Yeah, that's nice. |
178 | 00:09:05,503 | 00:09:07,303 | Relaxed and personable. | Relaxed and personable. |
179 | 00:09:07,380 | 00:09:10,090 | Okay, let's get to know the gayborhood. | Okay, let's get to know the gayborhood. |
180 | 00:09:10,174 | 00:09:12,434 | [Marco] My God, they're so many people online. | [Marco] My God, they're so many people online. |
181 | 00:09:12,510 | 00:09:15,560 | -This is so irresponsible. -I get it. People are lonely. | -This is so irresponsible. -I get it. People are lonely. |
182 | 00:09:15,638 | 00:09:18,888 | We're in isolation. Look, there's neighbor Jim from next door. | We're in isolation. Look, there's neighbor Jim from next door. |
183 | 00:09:18,975 | 00:09:21,135 | Only 20 feet away. Could be very convenient. | Only 20 feet away. Could be very convenient. |
184 | 00:09:21,227 | 00:09:23,687 | -[Marco] He's our neighbor. -Kidding. Lighten up. | -[Marco] He's our neighbor. -Kidding. Lighten up. |
185 | 00:09:23,771 | 00:09:25,571 | [Marco] What's he gonna say when he sees us? | [Marco] What's he gonna say when he sees us? |
186 | 00:09:25,648 | 00:09:28,188 | This is what I don't like about Grindr, it's so public. | This is what I don't like about Grindr, it's so public. |
187 | 00:09:28,276 | 00:09:30,856 | I bet we know somebody that we could just text | I bet we know somebody that we could just text |
188 | 00:09:30,945 | 00:09:32,445 | and have a threesome that way. | and have a threesome that way. |
189 | 00:09:32,530 | 00:09:35,620 | And if they say no or worse, they say yes, and it goes poorly, | And if they say no or worse, they say yes, and it goes poorly, |
190 | 00:09:35,700 | 00:09:36,530 | social suicide. | social suicide. |
191 | 00:09:36,617 | 00:09:40,957 | [Marco] Yeah, but nobody on this is looking particularly responsible. | [Marco] Yeah, but nobody on this is looking particularly responsible. |
192 | 00:09:41,038 | 00:09:43,118 | This person's name is Jizzie McGuire? | This person's name is Jizzie McGuire? |
193 | 00:09:43,207 | 00:09:46,127 | We don't have to do this. We can forget this ever happened. | We don't have to do this. We can forget this ever happened. |
194 | 00:09:46,210 | 00:09:48,460 | [Marco] It's fine. Just keep looking. | [Marco] It's fine. Just keep looking. |
195 | 00:09:48,546 | 00:09:51,876 | [Shane gasps] Oh, my God. Oh! Oh, my God! | [Shane gasps] Oh, my God. Oh! Oh, my God! |
196 | 00:09:51,966 | 00:09:54,796 | -Hot Back-Sweat Pattern guy. -[Marco] What? Who is that? | -Hot Back-Sweat Pattern guy. -[Marco] What? Who is that? |
197 | 00:09:54,885 | 00:09:57,095 | Guy from the gym with hyper-masculine armpit | Guy from the gym with hyper-masculine armpit |
198 | 00:09:57,179 | 00:09:59,809 | and back-sweat pattern we used to stare at endlessly. | and back-sweat pattern we used to stare at endlessly. |
199 | 00:09:59,890 | 00:10:03,520 | [gasps] Oh, wow! | [gasps] Oh, wow! |
200 | 00:10:03,603 | 00:10:05,943 | Yeah, he looks really good. | Yeah, he looks really good. |
201 | 00:10:06,939 | 00:10:08,939 | Do we think he's responsible, though? | Do we think he's responsible, though? |
202 | 00:10:09,025 | 00:10:11,645 | Don't you remember, he used to wipe down the machines | Don't you remember, he used to wipe down the machines |
203 | 00:10:11,736 | 00:10:14,856 | before and after he used them in this crazy OCD way? | before and after he used them in this crazy OCD way? |
204 | 00:10:14,947 | 00:10:18,157 | Yeah, but if you're sweating that much, you have to be wiping. | Yeah, but if you're sweating that much, you have to be wiping. |
205 | 00:10:18,242 | 00:10:19,582 | I'm messaging him. | I'm messaging him. |
206 | 00:10:19,660 | 00:10:21,410 | [types] | [types] |
207 | 00:10:21,495 | 00:10:22,325 | Hey. | Hey. |
208 | 00:10:25,291 | 00:10:26,131 | Well… | Well… |
209 | 00:10:27,877 | 00:10:29,087 | -[dings] -[Marco gasps] | -[dings] -[Marco gasps] |
210 | 00:10:29,170 | 00:10:30,800 | Oh-ho-ho! | Oh-ho-ho! |
211 | 00:10:30,880 | 00:10:32,470 | Okay, here I go. Here I go. | Okay, here I go. Here I go. |
212 | 00:10:32,548 | 00:10:34,048 | [typing] "Looking good, man." | [typing] "Looking good, man." |
213 | 00:10:35,176 | 00:10:36,216 | [Marco] "Thanks." | [Marco] "Thanks." |
214 | 00:10:36,302 | 00:10:38,892 | [Shane typing] "Did you used to go to Equinox DTLA?" | [Shane typing] "Did you used to go to Equinox DTLA?" |
215 | 00:10:40,931 | 00:10:41,771 | "Did you?" | "Did you?" |
216 | 00:10:41,849 | 00:10:44,689 | -Okay. "Thought you looked familiar." -[Marco chuckles] | -Okay. "Thought you looked familiar." -[Marco chuckles] |
217 | 00:10:49,649 | 00:10:50,859 | [Marco] "Towel guys"? | [Marco] "Towel guys"? |
218 | 00:10:51,692 | 00:10:53,532 | We did go pretty hard on the towels. | We did go pretty hard on the towels. |
219 | 00:10:54,487 | 00:10:56,777 | Yeah, well, that's what they're there for. | Yeah, well, that's what they're there for. |
220 | 00:10:56,864 | 00:10:59,704 | "We like to stay clean." [giggles] | "We like to stay clean." [giggles] |
221 | 00:11:00,868 | 00:11:03,658 | -[Marco] "Looking for?" -[Shane] "A third for fun. You?" | -[Marco] "Looking for?" -[Shane] "A third for fun. You?" |
222 | 00:11:05,706 | 00:11:09,666 | Oh, my God! Are you allowed to ask that? That is so intense. | Oh, my God! Are you allowed to ask that? That is so intense. |
223 | 00:11:09,752 | 00:11:11,962 | We want intense. Intense is good, right? | We want intense. Intense is good, right? |
224 | 00:11:12,046 | 00:11:16,046 | Means that he's being safe. "No, but we've been very careful." | Means that he's being safe. "No, but we've been very careful." |
225 | 00:11:16,926 | 00:11:19,966 | -[Marco] "Careful how?" -[Shane typing] "Masks, disinfecting, | -[Marco] "Careful how?" -[Shane typing] "Masks, disinfecting, |
226 | 00:11:20,054 | 00:11:23,184 | six feet, etc. How about you?" | six feet, etc. How about you?" |
227 | 00:11:25,226 | 00:11:27,396 | -[Marco] "Same. Into?" -What are we into? | -[Marco] "Same. Into?" -What are we into? |
228 | 00:11:27,478 | 00:11:29,058 | Sex. I don't know. | Sex. I don't know. |
229 | 00:11:29,146 | 00:11:31,766 | -Sex is vague. -Gay sex. | -Sex is vague. -Gay sex. |
230 | 00:11:31,857 | 00:11:34,237 | -I'll just put "mild to wild." -Okay. | -I'll just put "mild to wild." -Okay. |
231 | 00:11:35,027 | 00:11:37,027 | "Mild to wild. You?" | "Mild to wild. You?" |
232 | 00:11:38,781 | 00:11:40,781 | [Shane types] "Same. When are you free?" | [Shane types] "Same. When are you free?" |
233 | 00:11:40,866 | 00:11:45,076 | [Marco] I don't know. I need a day to groom. Sunday. Say Sunday. | [Marco] I don't know. I need a day to groom. Sunday. Say Sunday. |
234 | 00:11:45,162 | 00:11:46,462 | [Shane types] "Sunday?" | [Shane types] "Sunday?" |
235 | 00:11:48,791 | 00:11:50,631 | -[bell chimes] -[woman's voice] Security alert. | -[bell chimes] -[woman's voice] Security alert. |
236 | 00:11:50,710 | 00:11:52,460 | Motion in the living room. | Motion in the living room. |
237 | 00:11:52,545 | 00:11:54,125 | [Shane] I told you turn it off. | [Shane] I told you turn it off. |
238 | 00:11:54,213 | 00:11:56,553 | If he murders us, I wanna get it on camera. | If he murders us, I wanna get it on camera. |
239 | 00:11:56,632 | 00:11:58,302 | That's the whole point of these. | That's the whole point of these. |
240 | 00:11:58,384 | 00:12:01,394 | -[Shane] If he murders us, we'll be dead. -[mutters] | -[Shane] If he murders us, we'll be dead. -[mutters] |
241 | 00:12:04,724 | 00:12:05,814 | Okay. [grunts] | Okay. [grunts] |
242 | 00:12:06,767 | 00:12:08,887 | [sighs] Oh, God. | [sighs] Oh, God. |
243 | 00:12:10,229 | 00:12:12,439 | Is this, like, the worst idea in history? | Is this, like, the worst idea in history? |
244 | 00:12:13,190 | 00:12:16,530 | Will you just breathe? These things are about going with the flow, | Will you just breathe? These things are about going with the flow, |
245 | 00:12:16,610 | 00:12:20,110 | which is not your strong suit, so just follow my lead and try to relax. | which is not your strong suit, so just follow my lead and try to relax. |
246 | 00:12:20,197 | 00:12:21,907 | I'm relaxed, Shane. | I'm relaxed, Shane. |
247 | 00:12:21,991 | 00:12:24,121 | -[bell chimes] -[woman's voice] Front door. | -[bell chimes] -[woman's voice] Front door. |
248 | 00:12:25,703 | 00:12:26,583 | [Marco] God. | [Marco] God. |
249 | 00:12:27,163 | 00:12:30,083 | [Shane clears throat] Hi, come on in. Shane. | [Shane clears throat] Hi, come on in. Shane. |
250 | 00:12:30,708 | 00:12:34,168 | -[man] Look, you can't be too careful. -[Shane chuckles] | -[man] Look, you can't be too careful. -[Shane chuckles] |
251 | 00:12:34,253 | 00:12:35,173 | -[Shane] Hi. -Adam. | -[Shane] Hi. -Adam. |
252 | 00:12:35,254 | 00:12:37,844 | Good to meet you. Thanks for making the trip. Marco. | Good to meet you. Thanks for making the trip. Marco. |
253 | 00:12:37,923 | 00:12:39,383 | -Hey. Adam. -Nice to meet you. | -Hey. Adam. -Nice to meet you. |
254 | 00:12:39,467 | 00:12:40,967 | -[Adam] Sweet -[Shane chuckles] | -[Adam] Sweet -[Shane chuckles] |
255 | 00:12:43,220 | 00:12:46,770 | -[Adam] Oh. Towel guys. Cute. -[chuckles] That's us. | -[Adam] Oh. Towel guys. Cute. -[chuckles] That's us. |
256 | 00:12:46,849 | 00:12:48,809 | [laughs] Can you believe… | [laughs] Can you believe… |
257 | 00:12:52,146 | 00:12:55,066 | Do you want a drink? I made mint juleps. | Do you want a drink? I made mint juleps. |
258 | 00:12:55,149 | 00:12:57,989 | [Adam] I don't drink. I don't like to poison my body. | [Adam] I don't drink. I don't like to poison my body. |
259 | 00:12:58,736 | 00:13:02,356 | And you know, I'd prefer it if we just got right into it, if that's okay. | And you know, I'd prefer it if we just got right into it, if that's okay. |
260 | 00:13:02,448 | 00:13:03,408 | -Fine by us. -Yeah. | -Fine by us. -Yeah. |
261 | 00:13:03,491 | 00:13:05,701 | Hey, I'm sorry. What's that smell? | Hey, I'm sorry. What's that smell? |
262 | 00:13:07,787 | 00:13:09,617 | Oh, it's this candle, I think. | Oh, it's this candle, I think. |
263 | 00:13:09,705 | 00:13:12,705 | -Um, it's called The Moonlight Walk, -Oh. | -Um, it's called The Moonlight Walk, -Oh. |
264 | 00:13:12,792 | 00:13:15,542 | which is less of a scent and more of a… | which is less of a scent and more of a… |
265 | 00:13:15,628 | 00:13:18,588 | Yeah, I'm actually really sensitive to candles. | Yeah, I'm actually really sensitive to candles. |
266 | 00:13:18,672 | 00:13:20,382 | -Okay. [blows] -Oh. | -Okay. [blows] -Oh. |
267 | 00:13:20,966 | 00:13:22,636 | Maybe we could crack a window? | Maybe we could crack a window? |
268 | 00:13:23,219 | 00:13:27,219 | -Crack a window, yes. Right on that. -[bell chimes] | -Crack a window, yes. Right on that. -[bell chimes] |
269 | 00:13:27,306 | 00:13:30,556 | -[woman's voice] Security alert. -Shall we retire to the bedroom? | -[woman's voice] Security alert. -Shall we retire to the bedroom? |
270 | 00:13:31,352 | 00:13:35,232 | I'd prefer to just keep it right here, if you guys don't mind. | I'd prefer to just keep it right here, if you guys don't mind. |
271 | 00:13:35,898 | 00:13:38,728 | Here works fine. Hey. | Here works fine. Hey. |
272 | 00:13:38,818 | 00:13:39,778 | Hey. | Hey. |
273 | 00:13:40,319 | 00:13:42,739 | [moaning] | [moaning] |
274 | 00:13:47,827 | 00:13:49,537 | [chuckling] | [chuckling] |
275 | 00:13:55,626 | 00:13:57,996 | Come on in, babe. The water's fine. | Come on in, babe. The water's fine. |
276 | 00:14:09,223 | 00:14:10,643 | [Marco] Hey. | [Marco] Hey. |
277 | 00:14:13,936 | 00:14:15,396 | What? Is everything okay? | What? Is everything okay? |
278 | 00:14:15,479 | 00:14:18,569 | Sorry. It's just I noticed you were biting your nails earlier. | Sorry. It's just I noticed you were biting your nails earlier. |
279 | 00:14:18,649 | 00:14:20,439 | Was I? I'm sorry. | Was I? I'm sorry. |
280 | 00:14:20,526 | 00:14:22,436 | I think I'm a little n-nervous. | I think I'm a little n-nervous. |
281 | 00:14:22,528 | 00:14:26,448 | It's fine. I just have a thing against nail biting. I think it's disgusting. | It's fine. I just have a thing against nail biting. I think it's disgusting. |
282 | 00:14:26,532 | 00:14:28,452 | It-- it is? It is. | It-- it is? It is. |
283 | 00:14:28,534 | 00:14:31,044 | There's all kinds of dirt and bacteria under there. | There's all kinds of dirt and bacteria under there. |
284 | 00:14:31,120 | 00:14:34,670 | -If we're gonna be kissing… -Yeah. No, no, I literally agree with you. | -If we're gonna be kissing… -Yeah. No, no, I literally agree with you. |
285 | 00:14:34,748 | 00:14:38,958 | -Um, I agree with you. -It's cool. Maybe you should go rinse. | -Um, I agree with you. -It's cool. Maybe you should go rinse. |
286 | 00:14:39,044 | 00:14:41,924 | -Your mouth. -Oh, yeah. | -Your mouth. -Oh, yeah. |
287 | 00:14:42,006 | 00:14:43,626 | Yes. Now? | Yes. Now? |
288 | 00:14:43,716 | 00:14:46,296 | -Yeah. -Okay. Sorry. | -Yeah. -Okay. Sorry. |
289 | 00:14:47,094 | 00:14:49,764 | [chuckles] I'll go rinse. | [chuckles] I'll go rinse. |
290 | 00:14:50,389 | 00:14:53,559 | Also, I don't know. I can still smell that weird candle. | Also, I don't know. I can still smell that weird candle. |
291 | 00:14:53,642 | 00:14:57,442 | Is there any way we can open another window? Maybe create a cross draft? | Is there any way we can open another window? Maybe create a cross draft? |
292 | 00:15:00,900 | 00:15:03,070 | I can make a cross draft, yeah. | I can make a cross draft, yeah. |
293 | 00:15:03,152 | 00:15:03,992 | [Adam] Okay. | [Adam] Okay. |
294 | 00:15:06,322 | 00:15:07,202 | [Shane] Great. | [Shane] Great. |
295 | 00:15:18,334 | 00:15:20,844 | -[clattering] -What was that? | -[clattering] -What was that? |
296 | 00:15:21,921 | 00:15:23,801 | -That was a cross draft. -Oh. | -That was a cross draft. -Oh. |
297 | 00:15:23,881 | 00:15:25,301 | He's creating a cross draft. | He's creating a cross draft. |
298 | 00:15:27,343 | 00:15:28,183 | [ringing] | [ringing] |
299 | 00:15:32,097 | 00:15:33,307 | [chimes] | [chimes] |
300 | 00:15:33,390 | 00:15:36,390 | -What are you doing? -I'm rinsing out the dirt and bacteria | -What are you doing? -I'm rinsing out the dirt and bacteria |
301 | 00:15:36,477 | 00:15:38,897 | -from my mouth. -Hurry up. It's getting awkward out here. | -from my mouth. -Hurry up. It's getting awkward out here. |
302 | 00:15:38,979 | 00:15:41,019 | Is it? It didn't look awkward at all. | Is it? It didn't look awkward at all. |
303 | 00:15:41,106 | 00:15:43,686 | It looked like you were really enjoying it. | It looked like you were really enjoying it. |
304 | 00:15:43,776 | 00:15:44,896 | That was the point. | That was the point. |
305 | 00:15:44,985 | 00:15:46,735 | Weren't you pushing for this thing? | Weren't you pushing for this thing? |
306 | 00:15:46,820 | 00:15:49,820 | I thought it was what you wanted. Obviously I was right. | I thought it was what you wanted. Obviously I was right. |
307 | 00:15:49,907 | 00:15:52,867 | You're very into that guy, which I don't understand at all. | You're very into that guy, which I don't understand at all. |
308 | 00:15:52,952 | 00:15:54,752 | He's so anal about everything. | He's so anal about everything. |
309 | 00:15:55,537 | 00:15:59,457 | Believe it or not, I'm kind of used to that. | Believe it or not, I'm kind of used to that. |
310 | 00:16:01,043 | 00:16:02,383 | I'm not like that. | I'm not like that. |
311 | 00:16:03,337 | 00:16:04,957 | You're not? | You're not? |
312 | 00:16:07,257 | 00:16:08,177 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
313 | 00:16:09,927 | 00:16:11,677 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
314 | 00:16:12,429 | 00:16:14,179 | Am I like that? | Am I like that? |
315 | 00:16:15,307 | 00:16:19,017 | -Is that what I'm like? -He is much, much, much, much worse, | -Is that what I'm like? -He is much, much, much, much worse, |
316 | 00:16:19,103 | 00:16:21,023 | but sometimes a little bit. Yes. | but sometimes a little bit. Yes. |
317 | 00:16:21,105 | 00:16:23,475 | God. No wonder you wanna mate with other pandas. | God. No wonder you wanna mate with other pandas. |
318 | 00:16:23,565 | 00:16:27,185 | I don't wanna mate with other pandas. The only reason I brought this up | I don't wanna mate with other pandas. The only reason I brought this up |
319 | 00:16:27,277 | 00:16:30,157 | is because you're always telling me how disgusting you think I am. | is because you're always telling me how disgusting you think I am. |
320 | 00:16:30,239 | 00:16:31,949 | I figured you wanted someone else. | I figured you wanted someone else. |
321 | 00:16:32,032 | 00:16:33,532 | I don't think you're disgusting. | I don't think you're disgusting. |
322 | 00:16:33,617 | 00:16:36,617 | Some of your behaviors are disgusting, not you as a person. | Some of your behaviors are disgusting, not you as a person. |
323 | 00:16:36,704 | 00:16:37,914 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
324 | 00:16:37,997 | 00:16:41,127 | The way you've been talking to me lately makes me feel like… | The way you've been talking to me lately makes me feel like… |
325 | 00:16:41,709 | 00:16:43,589 | -you're gonna leave me. -Leave you? | -you're gonna leave me. -Leave you? |
326 | 00:16:43,669 | 00:16:46,459 | You think I'm gonna leave you? I don't wanna leave you. | You think I'm gonna leave you? I don't wanna leave you. |
327 | 00:16:46,547 | 00:16:48,917 | I want us to work. Why would I wanna leave you? | I want us to work. Why would I wanna leave you? |
328 | 00:16:49,008 | 00:16:52,088 | Because you're smart and capable and impressive, | Because you're smart and capable and impressive, |
329 | 00:16:52,636 | 00:16:55,426 | and I don't really bring anything to the table. | and I don't really bring anything to the table. |
330 | 00:16:56,223 | 00:17:00,563 | And I feel like everything I do only pisses you off. | And I feel like everything I do only pisses you off. |
331 | 00:17:01,353 | 00:17:04,193 | I-- I-- I just feel like… | I-- I-- I just feel like… |
332 | 00:17:07,401 | 00:17:09,951 | sometimes I feel like you don't like me anymore. | sometimes I feel like you don't like me anymore. |
333 | 00:17:11,655 | 00:17:12,525 | Shane. | Shane. |
334 | 00:17:12,614 | 00:17:16,584 | You think I don't realize that you deserve to be with someone more compatible? | You think I don't realize that you deserve to be with someone more compatible? |
335 | 00:17:16,660 | 00:17:19,750 | -Someone like him. -You kidding? That would be a nightmare. | -Someone like him. -You kidding? That would be a nightmare. |
336 | 00:17:19,830 | 00:17:23,790 | The house would be spotless, but we'd anal each other to death. | The house would be spotless, but we'd anal each other to death. |
337 | 00:17:25,127 | 00:17:28,207 | No, baby, you keep things light and fun, and… | No, baby, you keep things light and fun, and… |
338 | 00:17:28,881 | 00:17:31,221 | you remind me to not take things so seriously | you remind me to not take things so seriously |
339 | 00:17:31,300 | 00:17:33,510 | and to be a person, and you make me laugh. | and to be a person, and you make me laugh. |
340 | 00:17:34,636 | 00:17:36,636 | Of course, I like you. I love you. | Of course, I like you. I love you. |
341 | 00:17:39,016 | 00:17:39,846 | Really? | Really? |
342 | 00:17:40,809 | 00:17:42,939 | Yeah, you're my queen ant. | Yeah, you're my queen ant. |
343 | 00:17:43,854 | 00:17:46,404 | Don't you mean you're the queen and I'm your worker ant? | Don't you mean you're the queen and I'm your worker ant? |
344 | 00:17:46,482 | 00:17:47,652 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
345 | 00:17:47,733 | 00:17:51,323 | I was thinking I'm the worker, because I do so much more of the work. | I was thinking I'm the worker, because I do so much more of the work. |
346 | 00:17:51,403 | 00:17:53,113 | But the queen is in charge. | But the queen is in charge. |
347 | 00:17:53,197 | 00:17:54,527 | -True. -You know what? | -True. -You know what? |
348 | 00:17:54,615 | 00:17:56,445 | This ant analogy doesn't work. | This ant analogy doesn't work. |
349 | 00:17:56,533 | 00:17:58,543 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
350 | 00:18:00,079 | 00:18:02,789 | What are we gonna do about that murder hornet? | What are we gonna do about that murder hornet? |
351 | 00:18:03,749 | 00:18:06,919 | [alarm blaring] | [alarm blaring] |
352 | 00:18:07,628 | 00:18:09,248 | -What the fuck? -[Shane] What happened? | -What the fuck? -[Shane] What happened? |
353 | 00:18:09,338 | 00:18:11,758 | -I don't know. It just went off. -Did you touch anything? | -I don't know. It just went off. -Did you touch anything? |
354 | 00:18:11,840 | 00:18:13,050 | No, I was just sitting. | No, I was just sitting. |
355 | 00:18:13,133 | 00:18:16,473 | Shit! It's broken. We're probably gonna have to call a technician. | Shit! It's broken. We're probably gonna have to call a technician. |
356 | 00:18:16,553 | 00:18:19,523 | -Did you put in the pass code? -[Shane sighs] Doesn't work! | -Did you put in the pass code? -[Shane sighs] Doesn't work! |
357 | 00:18:19,598 | 00:18:22,388 | This has happened before. A technician has to come. | This has happened before. A technician has to come. |
358 | 00:18:22,476 | 00:18:24,976 | -You should probably go. -What?! | -You should probably go. -What?! |
359 | 00:18:25,562 | 00:18:28,862 | He said you should probably go! | He said you should probably go! |
360 | 00:18:29,650 | 00:18:30,940 | Are you serious? | Are you serious? |
361 | 00:18:31,026 | 00:18:32,276 | Sorry, man. | Sorry, man. |
362 | 00:18:32,361 | 00:18:35,161 | -[alarm continues blaring] -[Adam] Ugh. | -[alarm continues blaring] -[Adam] Ugh. |
363 | 00:18:38,700 | 00:18:40,370 | -It was nice meeting you. -What? | -It was nice meeting you. -What? |
364 | 00:18:40,452 | 00:18:42,872 | Sorry, it's really hard to hear you! | Sorry, it's really hard to hear you! |
365 | 00:18:42,955 | 00:18:44,205 | Never mind. | Never mind. |
366 | 00:18:52,506 | 00:18:53,626 | [alarm stops] | [alarm stops] |
367 | 00:18:53,715 | 00:18:56,835 | -I'm not as dumb as I look. -You're not dumb at all! | -I'm not as dumb as I look. -You're not dumb at all! |
368 | 00:18:56,927 | 00:18:59,717 | You're my little kitty cat. Come here. [kisses] | You're my little kitty cat. Come here. [kisses] |
369 | 00:18:59,805 | 00:19:01,095 | Come here, baby. | Come here, baby. |
370 | 00:19:01,181 | 00:19:03,351 | -[bell chimes] -[woman's voice] Front door. | -[bell chimes] -[woman's voice] Front door. |
371 | 00:19:04,601 | 00:19:05,811 | [Marco] Hello! | [Marco] Hello! |
372 | 00:19:05,894 | 00:19:08,734 | -[Shane] Hello! -Fresh pack of Fresca for you. | -[Shane] Hello! -Fresh pack of Fresca for you. |
373 | 00:19:08,814 | 00:19:09,904 | [Shane] Thank God! | [Shane] Thank God! |
374 | 00:19:11,108 | 00:19:14,818 | Ooh-ooh. Oh, wait a minute. I wanna see… [sniffles] | Ooh-ooh. Oh, wait a minute. I wanna see… [sniffles] |
375 | 00:19:14,903 | 00:19:16,113 | if these work. | if these work. |
376 | 00:19:20,033 | 00:19:24,163 | -Oh, my God, they worked! -What did? | -Oh, my God, they worked! -What did? |
377 | 00:19:24,246 | 00:19:27,536 | -The cameras. They recognized me. -Well, look at that! | -The cameras. They recognized me. -Well, look at that! |
378 | 00:19:28,125 | 00:19:29,325 | How's the colony today? | How's the colony today? |
379 | 00:19:29,418 | 00:19:33,298 | I've been shopping for a new vacuum. I managed to find a Dyson 30% off. | I've been shopping for a new vacuum. I managed to find a Dyson 30% off. |
380 | 00:19:33,380 | 00:19:35,970 | That's the hottest thing you've ever said to me. | That's the hottest thing you've ever said to me. |
381 | 00:19:36,049 | 00:19:37,429 | -[Shane] Oh. -[phone chimes] | -[Shane] Oh. -[phone chimes] |
382 | 00:19:39,094 | 00:19:40,394 | -[laughs] -Seriously? | -[laughs] -Seriously? |
383 | 00:19:40,470 | 00:19:44,430 | I just opened it to delete the profile and for some light snooping. | I just opened it to delete the profile and for some light snooping. |
384 | 00:19:44,516 | 00:19:45,976 | Seriously. | Seriously. |
385 | 00:19:46,059 | 00:19:47,599 | -Uh-oh. -What? | -Uh-oh. -What? |
386 | 00:19:47,686 | 00:19:49,686 | Neighbor Jim sent us a message. | Neighbor Jim sent us a message. |
387 | 00:19:49,771 | 00:19:51,861 | He saw us on there? What did he say? | He saw us on there? What did he say? |
388 | 00:19:51,940 | 00:19:53,570 | [Shane] "Hey boys." | [Shane] "Hey boys." |
389 | 00:19:53,650 | 00:19:55,490 | -[Marco groans] -[clicks tongue] | -[Marco groans] -[clicks tongue] |
390 | 00:19:57,112 | 00:19:59,242 | He's probably all alone over there, huh? | He's probably all alone over there, huh? |
391 | 00:20:00,073 | 00:20:02,123 | -Yeah. -Yeah. | -Yeah. -Yeah. |
392 | 00:20:03,368 | 00:20:05,618 | Maybe we should invite him over for a little… | Maybe we should invite him over for a little… |
393 | 00:20:05,704 | 00:20:08,794 | -socially distant something on the patio. -That'd be great. | -socially distant something on the patio. -That'd be great. |
394 | 00:20:08,874 | 00:20:10,884 | -Right? -Yeah. | -Right? -Yeah. |
395 | 00:20:10,959 | 00:20:11,839 | [bell chimes] | [bell chimes] |
396 | 00:20:11,919 | 00:20:14,419 | -[woman's voice] Security alert. -Son of a bitch! | -[woman's voice] Security alert. -Son of a bitch! |
397 | 00:20:14,504 | 00:20:18,514 | ["In Another Life" by Sandro Perri playing] | ["In Another Life" by Sandro Perri playing] |
398 | 00:20:24,723 | 00:20:29,563 | ♪ Let me into this impossible dream ♪ | ♪ Let me into this impossible dream ♪ |
399 | 00:20:32,564 | 00:20:37,954 | ♪ And know how not to know Just what that means ♪ | ♪ And know how not to know Just what that means ♪ |
400 | 00:20:40,280 | 00:20:46,120 | ♪ Except to think of all That might be seen ♪ | ♪ Except to think of all That might be seen ♪ |
401 | 00:20:49,081 | 00:20:53,091 | ♪ In another life ♪ | ♪ In another life ♪ |
402 | 00:20:57,297 | 00:21:00,877 | ♪ In another life ♪ | ♪ In another life ♪ |
403 | 00:21:05,264 | 00:21:09,064 | ♪ In another life ♪ | ♪ In another life ♪ |