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1 00:00:18,476 00:00:22,476 Hey, Michelle, what did I tell you about riding the scooter in the house? Hey, Michelle, what did I tell you about riding the scooter in the house?
2 00:00:22,564 00:00:23,864 I know you can't see me, I know you can't see me,
3 00:00:23,940 00:00:27,030 but I put the camera there so I can watch you. Remember? but I put the camera there so I can watch you. Remember?
4 00:00:28,403 00:00:30,493 Hey, sushi roll. Look at the camera. Hey, sushi roll. Look at the camera.
5 00:00:31,489 00:00:33,069 Rule number one. Rule number one.
6 00:00:33,700 00:00:34,700 Don't open the door. Don't open the door.
7 00:00:34,784 00:00:37,374 Ah, boo-yah! Ah, boo-yah!
8 00:00:37,454 00:00:38,714 Rule number two. Rule number two.
9 00:00:38,788 00:00:40,458 Don't open the door! Don't open the door!
10 00:00:40,540 00:00:43,460 That's right! Now kiss your smart little face for me. That's right! Now kiss your smart little face for me.
11 00:00:44,961 00:00:47,051 -More. More. -Mm! Mm! -More. More. -Mm! Mm!
12 00:00:47,130 00:00:50,340 Aww, give me some more. Mm-hmm. Aww, give me some more. Mm-hmm.
13 00:00:50,425 00:00:52,085 Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!
14 00:00:56,473 00:00:57,723 -Knock, knock. -Who's there? -Knock, knock. -Who's there?
15 00:00:57,807 00:01:00,307 Uh, no! Uh, no!
16 00:01:00,393 00:01:01,983 Wrong answer. Wrong answer.
17 00:01:02,062 00:01:05,072 Knock, knock! Knock, knock! Knock, knock! Knock, knock!
18 00:01:07,650 00:01:08,990 Knock, knock! Knock, knock!
19 00:01:09,069 00:01:10,699 Pretend I'm not here, bro. Pretend I'm not here, bro.
20 00:01:10,779 00:01:12,239 Good girl. Good girl.
21 00:01:12,322 00:01:14,702 That's right, pretend I'm not here. That's right, pretend I'm not here.
22 00:01:15,325 00:01:18,995 Hang on, Michelle. I'm trying to do something for Miss Earnestine, okay? Hang on, Michelle. I'm trying to do something for Miss Earnestine, okay?
23 00:01:19,996 00:01:22,616 What's taking so long? I'm starving. What's taking so long? I'm starving.
24 00:01:22,707 00:01:25,537 I got you, just hold on. No one's starving here. I got you, just hold on. No one's starving here.
25 00:01:25,627 00:01:29,207 I'm just getting my child squared away at home. You know how it is. I'm just getting my child squared away at home. You know how it is.
26 00:01:29,297 00:01:31,717 That's not the right kind of mask. That's not the right kind of mask.
27 00:01:31,800 00:01:34,140 Well, this is the only mask I could find, okay? Well, this is the only mask I could find, okay?
28 00:01:34,219 00:01:36,719 I went to three different Duane Reades last night. I went to three different Duane Reades last night.
29 00:01:38,139 00:01:41,059 Hey. What are you doing? Uh-uh. Hey. What are you doing? Uh-uh.
30 00:01:41,142 00:01:43,392 What are you doing with that? What are you doing with that?
31 00:01:43,478 00:01:46,558 Unplug it in the back. Michelle, unplug it! Unplug it in the back. Michelle, unplug it!
32 00:01:47,899 00:01:50,399 Oh, girl. Oh, girl.
33 00:01:50,485 00:01:53,025 Do not give me a heart attack today. Do not give me a heart attack today.
34 00:01:53,530 00:01:56,620 Hey, hey. Come over here. Hey, hey. Come over here.
35 00:01:56,699 00:01:59,699 Look, you're okay. It's all good. Look, you're okay. It's all good.
36 00:01:59,786 00:02:03,706 But you cannot put foil in a microwave, okay? Now you know. But you cannot put foil in a microwave, okay? Now you know.
37 00:02:04,290 00:02:06,840 And you can't be eating just 'cause you're bored. And you can't be eating just 'cause you're bored.
38 00:02:06,918 00:02:09,248 We gotta make these groceries last, okay? We gotta make these groceries last, okay?
39 00:02:09,838 00:02:11,128 Okay. Okay.
40 00:02:11,214 00:02:13,134 Listen, I gotta go, baby. Listen, I gotta go, baby.
41 00:02:13,216 00:02:15,836 Do your homework and then you can watch an episode. Do your homework and then you can watch an episode.
42 00:02:15,927 00:02:18,257 Send me a Polo if it's an emergency. Send me a Polo if it's an emergency.
43 00:02:22,642 00:02:26,022 …times six minus two equals… …times six minus two equals…
44 00:02:26,104 00:02:28,694 O' what can ail thee, Knight at arms, O' what can ail thee, Knight at arms,
45 00:02:28,773 00:02:30,693 so haggard and so woebegone? so haggard and so woebegone?
46 00:02:31,776 00:02:33,646 The squirrel's granary is full. The squirrel's granary is full.
47 00:02:33,736 00:02:36,276 - "Squirrel's granary is full." - The harvest's done. - "Squirrel's granary is full." - The harvest's done.
48 00:02:36,364 00:02:38,954 - "Squirrel's granary is full. - I see a lily-- - "Squirrel's granary is full. - I see a lily--
49 00:02:39,033 00:02:41,243 And a harvest--" And a harvest--"
50 00:02:44,080 00:02:45,290 Hey, Ma. Hey, Ma.
51 00:02:45,373 00:02:47,793 Can I call you later? I gotta head to the school. Can I call you later? I gotta head to the school.
52 00:02:48,960 00:02:49,790 No. No.
53 00:02:50,753 00:02:53,593 Dang, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Dang, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
54 00:02:53,673 00:02:55,843 Again. Again.
55 00:02:56,968 00:02:59,178 It's all wrong sides. It's all wrong sides.
56 00:02:59,262 00:03:01,602 So, what's up? So, what's up?
57 00:03:01,681 00:03:05,851 I gotta go grab stuff from my office, so I can teach the youth from home later. I gotta go grab stuff from my office, so I can teach the youth from home later.
58 00:03:06,477 00:03:08,017 They're closing the campus to faculty. They're closing the campus to faculty.
59 00:03:08,104 00:03:09,984 Hey, hey, Marion. Hey, hey, Marion.
60 00:03:10,064 00:03:13,234 Um, we were wondering if you're gonna be able to come visit tomorrow. Um, we were wondering if you're gonna be able to come visit tomorrow.
61 00:03:13,318 00:03:16,698 Hey! Um, you know, I don't think I can. Hey! Um, you know, I don't think I can.
62 00:03:16,779 00:03:20,829 There is all these trainings to move the classes online. There is all these trainings to move the classes online.
63 00:03:20,909 00:03:22,449 - Uh-oh. - What? - Uh-oh. - What?
64 00:03:22,535 00:03:24,615 We got some thoughts coming in. We got some thoughts coming in.
65 00:03:24,704 00:03:27,464 You need to get over here and visit with me, You need to get over here and visit with me,
66 00:03:27,540 00:03:30,250 or why did I shove your big head out my loins? or why did I shove your big head out my loins?
67 00:03:30,335 00:03:32,915 At least drop off my CBD cream At least drop off my CBD cream
68 00:03:33,004 00:03:35,844 so I got something to take my mind off so I got something to take my mind off
69 00:03:35,924 00:03:37,884 my only thankless child. my only thankless child.
70 00:03:37,967 00:03:40,427 Here we go. Look, Mom, Here we go. Look, Mom,
71 00:03:40,511 00:03:43,101 I can't help it if I'm tied up with all of this. I can't help it if I'm tied up with all of this.
72 00:03:43,181 00:03:45,681 It's not like I invented Coronavirus It's not like I invented Coronavirus
73 00:03:45,767 00:03:48,767 so that I have an excuse to not come visit you, Mom. so that I have an excuse to not come visit you, Mom.
74 00:03:48,853 00:03:52,443 I'm glad you're doing your homework, but that is not an emergency, okay? I'm glad you're doing your homework, but that is not an emergency, okay?
75 00:03:52,523 00:03:56,363 Remember what Miss Taylor said. Sound it out. Remember what Miss Taylor said. Sound it out.
76 00:03:57,028 00:03:58,818 Wouldn't put it past you. Wouldn't put it past you.
77 00:03:58,905 00:04:03,825 If it wasn't this, it'd be something else. It's always something why you can't. If it wasn't this, it'd be something else. It's always something why you can't.
78 00:04:03,910 00:04:05,950 Yeah, well, I learned from the best. Yeah, well, I learned from the best.
79 00:04:06,537 00:04:09,827 I'm sure she'll come as soon as she gets the chance. Right? I'm sure she'll come as soon as she gets the chance. Right?
80 00:04:10,625 00:04:11,625 Whatever, I'll try. Whatever, I'll try.
81 00:04:11,709 00:04:14,089 But you know, it's really funny how when she was the one But you know, it's really funny how when she was the one
82 00:04:14,170 00:04:16,510 working all the time and I wanted a little bit of attention, working all the time and I wanted a little bit of attention,
83 00:04:16,589 00:04:18,469 it was, "When you gonna leave me alone, child? it was, "When you gonna leave me alone, child?
84 00:04:18,549 00:04:20,299 When are you gonna leave me alone?" When are you gonna leave me alone?"
85 00:04:21,135 00:04:23,295 Like I was the plague. Like I was the plague.
86 00:04:24,097 00:04:24,967 Anyway. Anyway.
87 00:04:25,932 00:04:27,182 Skip it and see Skip it and see
88 00:04:27,267 00:04:29,097 - if you can figure it out. - I'm sorry. - if you can figure it out. - I'm sorry.
89 00:04:29,185 00:04:31,435 I'm sure we're too old for this therapy session. I'm sure we're too old for this therapy session.
90 00:04:31,521 00:04:35,071 Hey, your mom did work really hard back in her day, you know? Hey, your mom did work really hard back in her day, you know?
91 00:04:35,149 00:04:37,239 If we can believe the tales that she tells. If we can believe the tales that she tells.
92 00:04:37,318 00:04:38,858 Yeah, well, I work hard too, Yeah, well, I work hard too,
93 00:04:38,945 00:04:42,565 so I can pay so she can have somebody whose company she can tolerate. so I can pay so she can have somebody whose company she can tolerate.
94 00:04:42,657 00:04:45,697 - Who are you talking to? - Michelle. - Who are you talking to? - Michelle.
95 00:04:45,785 00:04:48,285 -Just checking in on her. -How is she? -Just checking in on her. -How is she?
96 00:04:48,371 00:04:52,041 Great, you know, considering. Thanks for asking. Great, you know, considering. Thanks for asking.
97 00:04:52,125 00:04:54,335 Don't change the subject. Don't change the subject.
98 00:04:54,419 00:04:57,419 She's being polite. We're all still talking. She's being polite. We're all still talking.
99 00:04:57,505 00:04:59,415 Yeah, you know what? I gotta go. Yeah, you know what? I gotta go.
100 00:04:59,507 00:05:01,837 Oh, Marion! Okay. Oh, Marion! Okay.
101 00:05:01,926 00:05:06,756 ♪ When are you coming home? When are you coming home?♪ ♪ When are you coming home? When are you coming home?♪
102 00:05:06,848 00:05:08,848 ♪ When are you coming home?♪ ♪ When are you coming home?♪
103 00:05:08,933 00:05:11,103 ♪ When are you coming home?♪ ♪ When are you coming home?♪
104 00:05:12,937 00:05:14,437 When are you coming home, Mom? When are you coming home, Mom?
105 00:05:16,774 00:05:17,614 Hello? Hello?
106 00:05:20,028 00:05:20,988 Hey! Hey!
107 00:05:21,070 00:05:23,820 Where'd you go? I don't see you! Where'd you go? I don't see you!
108 00:05:26,826 00:05:30,116 Michelle, holler if you're in the bathroom. Michelle, holler if you're in the bathroom.
109 00:05:32,165 00:05:35,205 Okay, the joke is over. You got me. Okay, the joke is over. You got me.
110 00:05:38,087 00:05:41,217 Michelle Renee! What are you doing? Michelle Renee! What are you doing?
111 00:05:43,134 00:05:45,354 I went to read my book on the roof. I went to read my book on the roof.
112 00:05:45,428 00:05:49,428 Oh, my gosh, girl! What are you--? What about "Do not open the door"? Oh, my gosh, girl! What are you--? What about "Do not open the door"?
113 00:05:49,515 00:05:51,015 But nobody knocked! But nobody knocked!
114 00:05:51,100 00:05:55,730 Wow! "Don't open the door" means "stay inside." Wow! "Don't open the door" means "stay inside."
115 00:05:55,813 00:05:59,483 Listen, we just gotta get through the rest of the day, okay? Listen, we just gotta get through the rest of the day, okay?
116 00:05:59,567 00:06:01,487 So just lock the door. So just lock the door.
117 00:06:03,780 00:06:05,370 Take off your coat. Take off your coat.
118 00:06:07,867 00:06:10,497 Now get your iPad and sit on the couch. Now get your iPad and sit on the couch.
119 00:06:12,830 00:06:15,250 Do not get off that couch for any reason Do not get off that couch for any reason
120 00:06:15,333 00:06:17,753 until I get home unless you have to pee until I get home unless you have to pee
121 00:06:17,835 00:06:20,625 and then you sit right back down, okay? and then you sit right back down, okay?
122 00:06:20,713 00:06:22,093 Okay. Okay.
123 00:06:23,633 00:06:25,973 I'll be home in three episodes. I'll be home in three episodes.
124 00:06:26,636 00:06:30,056 "The squirrel's granary is full, and the harvest's done." "The squirrel's granary is full, and the harvest's done."
125 00:06:30,890 00:06:32,680 Madison, it's your turn. Madison, it's your turn.
126 00:06:34,435 00:06:36,185 Hold on, I have to read this poem. Hold on, I have to read this poem.
127 00:06:39,690 00:06:41,110 "I see a lily on thy brow, "I see a lily on thy brow,
128 00:06:41,192 00:06:43,282 with anguish moist and fever-dew… with anguish moist and fever-dew…
129 00:06:43,361 00:06:47,411 …and on thy cheek, a fading rose fast withereth too." …and on thy cheek, a fading rose fast withereth too."
130 00:06:48,783 00:06:50,163 So, I don't know. So, I don't know.
131 00:06:50,243 00:06:52,583 I feel triggered we have to read this. I feel triggered we have to read this.
132 00:06:52,662 00:06:54,712 Because this guy died from lung problems Because this guy died from lung problems
133 00:06:54,789 00:06:57,329 and that seems a little insensitive right now. and that seems a little insensitive right now.
134 00:06:57,417 00:07:01,337 Okay. Can you say more? Okay. Can you say more?
135 00:07:01,921 00:07:03,591 I mean, I'd rather not. I mean, I'd rather not.
136 00:07:03,673 00:07:06,803 Uh… Uh…
137 00:07:06,884 00:07:11,064 Okay. Uh, I have to take this. Everybody take five, okay? Okay. Uh, I have to take this. Everybody take five, okay?
138 00:07:15,977 00:07:17,727 What's going on? Is she okay? What's going on? Is she okay?
139 00:07:17,812 00:07:20,272 Yeah, she's fine. I've been trying to reach you. Yeah, she's fine. I've been trying to reach you.
140 00:07:20,356 00:07:23,146 I'm in the middle of class. Mom, I told you I'd try to come tomorrow. I'm in the middle of class. Mom, I told you I'd try to come tomorrow.
141 00:07:23,234 00:07:26,454 Okay, well, the people here said that they sent you a couple of emails Okay, well, the people here said that they sent you a couple of emails
142 00:07:26,529 00:07:28,909 about this, and you haven't made any arrangements, about this, and you haven't made any arrangements,
143 00:07:28,990 00:07:31,700 but nobody told me anything until just now. but nobody told me anything until just now.
144 00:07:31,784 00:07:34,454 Well, I'm sorry, what's "this"? What arrangements? Well, I'm sorry, what's "this"? What arrangements?
145 00:07:34,537 00:07:37,827 Lockdown. They're closing this place to visitors tomorrow, Lockdown. They're closing this place to visitors tomorrow,
146 00:07:37,915 00:07:41,165 and only staff can come and go for the next two weeks. and only staff can come and go for the next two weeks.
147 00:07:41,252 00:07:45,132 So, your mom is gonna be left alone if you don't come. So, your mom is gonna be left alone if you don't come.
148 00:07:46,299 00:07:48,629 It doesn't work if you don't wear it. It doesn't work if you don't wear it.
149 00:07:48,718 00:07:51,638 You'll be with her. What do you mean she's gonna be alone? You'll be with her. What do you mean she's gonna be alone?
150 00:07:51,721 00:07:53,641 Don't touch your face. Don't touch your face.
151 00:07:53,723 00:07:56,683 How am I supposed to put it on if I can't touch my face? How am I supposed to put it on if I can't touch my face?
152 00:07:56,767 00:07:59,597 Facility staff, not supplemental. Facility staff, not supplemental.
153 00:07:59,687 00:08:03,857 Because you're the one paying me, technically I'm not staff. Because you're the one paying me, technically I'm not staff.
154 00:08:03,941 00:08:06,991 But how can they do that? She cannot be there with just them. But how can they do that? She cannot be there with just them.
155 00:08:07,069 00:08:09,409 They don't do enough. I mean, what if she needs something? They don't do enough. I mean, what if she needs something?
156 00:08:09,489 00:08:11,699 Oh, well, they're turning the cafeteria Oh, well, they're turning the cafeteria
157 00:08:11,782 00:08:15,412 into a dorm for any supplementals that wanna stay during lockdown. into a dorm for any supplementals that wanna stay during lockdown.
158 00:08:15,495 00:08:18,245 Okay, well, I don't want her there without you. Okay, well, I don't want her there without you.
159 00:08:18,956 00:08:23,126 I mean, I'll pay you for the extra hours, of course. Uh… I mean, I'll pay you for the extra hours, of course. Uh…
160 00:08:23,211 00:08:24,051 Somehow. Somehow.
161 00:08:24,128 00:08:25,088 Marion. Marion.
162 00:08:26,005 00:08:28,545 I can't. I can't.
163 00:08:29,425 00:08:30,965 I don't have child care. I don't have child care.
164 00:08:31,594 00:08:33,554 What do you mean? Who's watching her now? What do you mean? Who's watching her now?
165 00:08:37,099 00:08:37,929 I am. I am.
166 00:08:38,017 00:08:43,687 Okay? She's at home alone, but I'm watching her through my phone. Okay? She's at home alone, but I'm watching her through my phone.
167 00:08:43,773 00:08:49,243 And it's because school is closed and after-school is closed. And it's because school is closed and after-school is closed.
168 00:08:49,320 00:08:51,450 Okay, uh… I mean-- Okay, uh… I mean--
169 00:08:51,948 00:08:56,288 You don't have like a neighbor or a friend or… anyone? You don't have like a neighbor or a friend or… anyone?
170 00:08:56,827 00:08:59,287 Do you think I would have left her alone if I did? Do you think I would have left her alone if I did?
171 00:08:59,372 00:09:01,422 Look, my mom has diabetes, Look, my mom has diabetes,
172 00:09:01,499 00:09:04,669 and my sister is an EMT. And the neighbor? and my sister is an EMT. And the neighbor?
173 00:09:04,752 00:09:07,842 That is not the type of person you leave your kid with. That is not the type of person you leave your kid with.
174 00:09:07,922 00:09:10,172 And the other neighbor, I think they have it, And the other neighbor, I think they have it,
175 00:09:10,258 00:09:14,218 so we've been trying to avoid them to protect your mom and everyone here. so we've been trying to avoid them to protect your mom and everyone here.
176 00:09:14,303 00:09:18,313 And I've been reaching out to Unemployment nonstop, And I've been reaching out to Unemployment nonstop,
177 00:09:18,391 00:09:21,311 all day every day, and it's a busy signal. all day every day, and it's a busy signal.
178 00:09:21,394 00:09:26,574 Wait a minute. Are you saying that you'd quit if you could get through? Wait a minute. Are you saying that you'd quit if you could get through?
179 00:09:26,649 00:09:29,779 I don't want to quit. This is my job. I don't want to quit. This is my job.
180 00:09:29,860 00:09:31,450 And even if I did get through, And even if I did get through,
181 00:09:31,529 00:09:33,819 it'd be a minute before I even got any money. it'd be a minute before I even got any money.
182 00:09:34,448 00:09:36,698 I'm just saying I'm out of options. I'm just saying I'm out of options.
183 00:09:37,243 00:09:40,663 And I don't want Earnestine to be here alone either. And I don't want Earnestine to be here alone either.
184 00:09:41,163 00:09:43,583 So can't you come? So can't you come?
185 00:09:45,084 00:09:47,674 Move away with your deathy spray. Move away with your deathy spray.
186 00:09:49,046 00:09:51,336 Did she say "deathy spray"? Did she say "deathy spray"?
187 00:09:52,717 00:09:53,587 Yep. Yep.
188 00:09:55,886 00:09:58,096 Okay, just hold on. Okay, just hold on.
189 00:10:02,268 00:10:03,138 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
190 00:10:03,853 00:10:05,353 Hey, everyone. Hey, everyone.
191 00:10:05,438 00:10:09,318 Everyone, listen. I have a situation that I have to deal with here, okay? Everyone, listen. I have a situation that I have to deal with here, okay?
192 00:10:09,400 00:10:14,820 So um, just-- Everyone, stay safe. Check your email. Sorry. So um, just-- Everyone, stay safe. Check your email. Sorry.
193 00:10:17,825 00:10:21,655 Listen, I cannot be locked down in there. I have to teach. Listen, I cannot be locked down in there. I have to teach.
194 00:10:21,746 00:10:23,746 Can't you just teach from in here? Can't you just teach from in here?
195 00:10:23,831 00:10:25,881 I can't! I can't!
196 00:10:25,958 00:10:29,088 I cannot teach from inside a nursing home. I cannot teach from inside a nursing home.
197 00:10:29,170 00:10:31,670 My students are scared enough already. My students are scared enough already.
198 00:10:34,759 00:10:36,589 Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
199 00:10:36,677 00:10:39,887 See, now you're just bringing the darkness for no reason. See, now you're just bringing the darkness for no reason.
200 00:10:39,972 00:10:43,182 - Wait. Can Michelle come stay with you? - No. - Wait. Can Michelle come stay with you? - No.
201 00:10:43,267 00:10:44,847 Children are carriers. Children are carriers.
202 00:10:44,935 00:10:46,395 Well, you have an idea? Well, you have an idea?
203 00:10:47,480 00:10:48,610 Yes. Yes.
204 00:10:51,567 00:10:53,777 "Won't you celebrate with me? "Won't you celebrate with me?
205 00:10:53,861 00:10:56,451 What I have shaped into a kind of life?" What I have shaped into a kind of life?"
206 00:10:56,530 00:10:59,410 -I would have creamed that guy! -Shut up, you're making me miss. -I would have creamed that guy! -Shut up, you're making me miss.
207 00:10:59,492 00:11:03,702 Ah! Mute, mute! Everybody, mute! Ah! Mute, mute! Everybody, mute!
208 00:11:03,788 00:11:05,038 God… God…
209 00:11:05,873 00:11:09,543 Ugh. Okay. It's okay. Ugh. Okay. It's okay.
210 00:11:10,461 00:11:13,131 We're all making the best of this. All right? We're all making the best of this. All right?
211 00:11:13,798 00:11:16,378 Okay, I'll read the rest. Um… Okay, I'll read the rest. Um…
212 00:11:17,885 00:11:20,385 Okay. "Won't you celebrate with me?" Okay. "Won't you celebrate with me?"
213 00:11:20,471 00:11:23,521 Could you watch this with me? Could you watch this with me?
214 00:11:23,599 00:11:28,519 Um… I can't right now. Remember? I'm teaching. Um… I can't right now. Remember? I'm teaching.
215 00:11:28,604 00:11:29,904 Um… Um…
216 00:11:29,980 00:11:34,190 Can you go into the other room and just hang out there till I come out? Can you go into the other room and just hang out there till I come out?
217 00:11:34,276 00:11:35,486 You have a kid? You have a kid?
218 00:11:36,362 00:11:37,742 No, I have tenure. No, I have tenure.
219 00:11:37,822 00:11:39,122 What's tenure? What's tenure?
220 00:11:42,451 00:11:43,331 Here. Here.
221 00:11:44,370 00:11:45,450 Take this. Take this.
222 00:11:45,538 00:11:47,668 And you can sit in that chair right there. And you can sit in that chair right there.
223 00:11:48,374 00:11:50,294 You can sit back there and just… You can sit back there and just…
224 00:11:50,376 00:11:54,956 just wait until I am done teaching my class, okay? just wait until I am done teaching my class, okay?
225 00:11:55,047 00:11:58,257 - Mm-hmm. - Okeydokey. - Mm-hmm. - Okeydokey.
226 00:11:59,343 00:12:00,933 Um, "won't-- Um, "won't--
227 00:12:02,221 00:12:04,311 won't you celebrate with me? won't you celebrate with me?
228 00:12:04,849 00:12:09,099 What I have shaped into a kind of life? What I have shaped into a kind of life?
229 00:12:10,062 00:12:13,192 I had no mod--" I had no mod--"
230 00:12:14,150 00:12:16,320 "Won't you celebrate--" Ah! "Won't you celebrate--" Ah!
231 00:12:20,322 00:12:21,322 Are you watching? Are you watching?
232 00:12:22,366 00:12:25,746 I can't watch right now, baby. I'm helping Miss Earnestine. I can't watch right now, baby. I'm helping Miss Earnestine.
233 00:12:32,251 00:12:35,381 - Can you read this to me? - Uh… - Can you read this to me? - Uh…
234 00:12:35,463 00:12:37,173 I'm busy right now. I'm busy right now.
235 00:12:38,048 00:12:40,678 - What are you doing? - Reading. - What are you doing? - Reading.
236 00:12:47,266 00:12:49,596 But you let Madison write about DAMN. But you let Madison write about DAMN.
237 00:12:49,685 00:12:52,975 Kendrick Lamar won a Pulitzer. Kendrick Lamar won a Pulitzer.
238 00:12:53,063 00:12:56,363 It's not hard to make the argument that he's writing poetry. It's not hard to make the argument that he's writing poetry.
239 00:12:56,442 00:12:58,572 Keith Urban is… Keith Urban is…
240 00:12:59,403 00:13:00,783 …Nicole Kidman's husband. …Nicole Kidman's husband.
241 00:13:00,863 00:13:04,203 Can I do Lyle Lovett? Can I do Lyle Lovett?
242 00:13:04,283 00:13:06,453 People say he's "the Thinking Man's Cowboy." People say he's "the Thinking Man's Cowboy."
243 00:13:07,912 00:13:10,582 -Uh… -Here, let me show you some lyrics. -Uh… -Here, let me show you some lyrics.
244 00:13:13,334 00:13:17,094 Michelle! What are you watching? Michelle! What are you watching?
245 00:13:20,174 00:13:22,344 Um… uh, let me think about it. Um… uh, let me think about it.
246 00:13:22,426 00:13:24,256 Hold on, I'll be right back. Hold on, I'll be right back.
247 00:13:24,887 00:13:27,637 - Michelle! - Will you turn that down? - Michelle! - Will you turn that down?
248 00:13:27,723 00:13:28,723 A lot! A lot!
249 00:13:30,351 00:13:33,101 I told you I had a meeting. Why do you have it so loud? I told you I had a meeting. Why do you have it so loud?
250 00:13:33,187 00:13:34,977 Why is she even watching that? Why is she even watching that?
251 00:13:35,064 00:13:38,784 It's obviously very inappropriate for a child her age. It's obviously very inappropriate for a child her age.
252 00:13:38,859 00:13:40,949 She said I could. She said I could.
253 00:13:41,695 00:13:43,525 Sorry, I didn't know it had that in it. Sorry, I didn't know it had that in it.
254 00:13:43,614 00:13:47,284 Well, can you turn it off? And please don't talk to her like that. Well, can you turn it off? And please don't talk to her like that.
255 00:13:47,368 00:13:49,618 Look, it doesn't seem like this is working, Look, it doesn't seem like this is working,
256 00:13:49,703 00:13:52,413 'cause every time I check in on her, she's alone. 'cause every time I check in on her, she's alone.
257 00:13:52,498 00:13:54,578 We're doing great. She's not alone. We're doing great. She's not alone.
258 00:13:54,667 00:13:56,707 Anyway, that's better than her being "alone" alone Anyway, that's better than her being "alone" alone
259 00:13:56,794 00:13:58,424 and you watching her through the phone. and you watching her through the phone.
260 00:13:58,504 00:14:02,014 Which I was doing so I could take care of your mother. Which I was doing so I could take care of your mother.
261 00:14:02,675 00:14:04,885 I'm calling you. I'm calling you.
262 00:14:04,969 00:14:07,299 Taking care of her is what I hired you to do. Taking care of her is what I hired you to do.
263 00:14:07,388 00:14:09,388 I am not qualified to do what you do. I am not qualified to do what you do.
264 00:14:09,473 00:14:12,693 Keep her company. Yeah. You're right about that. Keep her company. Yeah. You're right about that.
265 00:14:12,768 00:14:15,268 Look, if you don't want to make an effort with my kid, Look, if you don't want to make an effort with my kid,
266 00:14:15,354 00:14:17,944 then you can come sleep on the cot next to the vending machine. then you can come sleep on the cot next to the vending machine.
267 00:14:18,023 00:14:19,483 You all good? You all good?
268 00:14:19,567 00:14:20,437 No. No.
269 00:14:20,568 00:14:22,648 What is… What is…
270 00:14:22,736 00:14:25,696 What is happening right now? What is happening right now?
271 00:14:25,781 00:14:28,491 I hear that. Well, Earnestine's asking for you. I hear that. Well, Earnestine's asking for you.
272 00:14:28,576 00:14:30,536 Okay. Thanks. Okay. Thanks.
273 00:14:31,453 00:14:34,713 -Do you need to go check on her? -Do you need to go check on Michelle? -Do you need to go check on her? -Do you need to go check on Michelle?
274 00:14:36,417 00:14:37,247 Listen. Listen.
275 00:14:38,127 00:14:41,297 I'm glad that she's safe with you. And I appreciate this, I'm glad that she's safe with you. And I appreciate this,
276 00:14:41,380 00:14:46,260 but it's not like just anyone can take care of a kid, you know? It's work. but it's not like just anyone can take care of a kid, you know? It's work.
277 00:14:46,343 00:14:48,723 I know it is. I'm glad I don't have one right now. I know it is. I'm glad I don't have one right now.
278 00:14:50,514 00:14:51,724 Hmm. Hmm.
279 00:14:51,807 00:14:55,437 I'm sorry. Michelle is… I'm sorry. Michelle is…
280 00:14:55,519 00:14:58,439 a sweet kid. She just has a lot of energy. a sweet kid. She just has a lot of energy.
281 00:14:58,522 00:15:01,112 - You wanna hear a song I'm learning? - Whee! - You wanna hear a song I'm learning? - Whee!
282 00:15:01,775 00:15:03,775 - Okay. - Okay, well… - Okay. - Okay, well…
283 00:15:04,695 00:15:09,405 I think we should talk about how… I think we should talk about how…
284 00:15:09,491 00:15:14,911 ♪ If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean♪ ♪ If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean♪
285 00:15:15,915 00:15:21,955 ♪ And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat♪ ♪ And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat♪
286 00:15:22,046 00:15:24,796 Why does he have a pony on his boat? Why does he have a pony on his boat?
287 00:15:24,882 00:15:28,642 I don't know. I guess it was a strange day. I don't know. I guess it was a strange day.
288 00:15:30,971 00:15:32,641 Hold on. Hold on.
289 00:15:32,723 00:15:34,733 - Oh. Okay. - Hello. - Oh. Okay. - Hello.
290 00:15:35,768 00:15:38,648 - Hello. - Michelle, where's Marion? - Hello. - Michelle, where's Marion?
291 00:15:38,729 00:15:40,729 Um, fighting with my mom. Um, fighting with my mom.
292 00:15:40,814 00:15:43,234 - Who is that? - …leave my mom alone… - Who is that? - …leave my mom alone…
293 00:15:43,317 00:15:45,777 - Who's that? - This guy on the computer. - Who's that? - This guy on the computer.
294 00:15:45,861 00:15:48,071 Hey, Michelle. Hey, Michelle.
295 00:15:48,155 00:15:52,155 You see the button at the bottom that says "share screen"? You see the button at the bottom that says "share screen"?
296 00:15:52,242 00:15:53,122 Can you click it? Can you click it?
297 00:15:53,911 00:15:55,621 First, click on me. First, click on me.
298 00:15:56,538 00:15:59,498 Computer guy, help her spell it. Computer guy, help her spell it.
299 00:16:00,876 00:16:03,876 Okay, "Share" starts with the letter "S." Okay, "Share" starts with the letter "S."
300 00:16:06,048 00:16:09,218 ♪ "Screen" starts with the letter S too ♪ ♪ "Screen" starts with the letter S too ♪
301 00:16:10,386 00:16:12,596 ♪ It's shaped like a square♪ ♪ It's shaped like a square♪
302 00:16:14,139 00:16:17,689 It's a share-screen shaped square. It's a share-screen shaped square.
303 00:16:17,768 00:16:22,978 ♪ It's a share-screen shaped square It's a share-screen shaped square ♪ ♪ It's a share-screen shaped square It's a share-screen shaped square ♪
304 00:16:23,774 00:16:26,284 -Can you say that fast? -Share-screen shaped square. -Can you say that fast? -Share-screen shaped square.
305 00:16:26,360 00:16:28,610 Say it ten times fast. "Share-screen shaped square." Say it ten times fast. "Share-screen shaped square."
306 00:16:28,696 00:16:31,656 - Share-screen shaped square. - Share-screen shaped square. - Share-screen shaped square. - Share-screen shaped square.
307 00:16:31,740 00:16:33,660 Okay, I'm back. Hop down. Okay, I'm back. Hop down.
308 00:16:33,742 00:16:35,332 But he's showing me. But he's showing me.
309 00:16:35,411 00:16:38,251 Michelle, I have to teach. Come on. Up, up. Michelle, I have to teach. Come on. Up, up.
310 00:16:39,748 00:16:41,828 - Sorry about that. - Yeah, um-- - Sorry about that. - Yeah, um--
311 00:16:41,917 00:16:43,877 - You're mean! - There's somebody-- - You're mean! - There's somebody--
312 00:16:43,961 00:16:46,211 Excuse me, you don't even know "mean." Excuse me, you don't even know "mean."
313 00:16:46,296 00:16:48,006 If I'd said that to my mom… If I'd said that to my mom…
314 00:16:48,090 00:16:50,630 Just go entertain yourself for a little bit, okay? Just go entertain yourself for a little bit, okay?
315 00:16:50,718 00:16:52,678 It's not that hard. Just go watch Sponge-- It's not that hard. Just go watch Sponge--
316 00:16:52,761 00:16:55,721 I don't wanna watch any more TV! I don't wanna watch any more TV!
317 00:16:55,806 00:16:58,266 - Michelle. - No! - Michelle. - No!
318 00:16:58,350 00:17:01,520 - You need to stop it and go sit down! - No! - You need to stop it and go sit down! - No!
319 00:17:01,603 00:17:04,823 - Don't do that. You do not hit--- -Marion, stop. - Don't do that. You do not hit--- -Marion, stop.
320 00:17:04,898 00:17:06,478 Stop it! Ugh! Stop it! Ugh!
321 00:17:06,567 00:17:07,857 Michelle-- Michelle--
322 00:17:07,943 00:17:13,163 When will you leave me alone, child? When are you going to leave me alone? When will you leave me alone, child? When are you going to leave me alone?
323 00:17:14,450 00:17:15,280 Yo. Yo.
324 00:17:15,367 00:17:18,157 Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
325 00:17:20,706 00:17:23,536 God, I am so sorry. That was really mean. I'm sorry. God, I am so sorry. That was really mean. I'm sorry.
326 00:17:27,504 00:17:30,304 -Can I give you a hug? -Um… -Can I give you a hug? -Um…
327 00:17:38,015 00:17:39,515 Are you okay? Are you okay?
328 00:17:39,600 00:17:40,640 Hello? Hello?
329 00:17:42,644 00:17:43,654 What happened? What happened?
330 00:17:48,484 00:17:51,154 Share-screen shaped square. Share-screen shaped square. Share-screen shaped square. Share-screen shaped square.
331 00:17:51,236 00:17:53,066 Share-screen shaped square. Share-screen shaped square.
332 00:17:53,155 00:17:54,735 Share-screen shaped square. Share-screen shaped square.
333 00:18:02,498 00:18:07,918 ♪ If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean ♪ ♪ If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean ♪
334 00:18:08,837 00:18:14,217 ♪ And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat♪ ♪ And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat♪
335 00:18:15,260 00:18:21,020 ♪ And we could all together Go out on the ocean♪ ♪ And we could all together Go out on the ocean♪
336 00:18:21,892 00:18:25,772 ♪ Just me upon my pony on my boat♪ ♪ Just me upon my pony on my boat♪
337 00:18:28,273 00:18:33,743 ♪ Now if I was Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single ♪ ♪ Now if I was Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single ♪
338 00:18:34,655 00:18:38,695 ♪ Couldn't bring myself To marrying old Dale♪ ♪ Couldn't bring myself To marrying old Dale♪
339 00:18:40,911 00:18:47,211 ♪ Well, it'd just be me and Trigger We'd go ridin' through them movies♪ ♪ Well, it'd just be me and Trigger We'd go ridin' through them movies♪
340 00:18:47,793 00:18:51,883 ♪ We'd buy a boat And on it, we would sail♪ ♪ We'd buy a boat And on it, we would sail♪
341 00:18:54,091 00:19:00,221 ♪ And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean♪ ♪ And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean♪
342 00:19:00,806 00:19:06,346 ♪ And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat♪ ♪ And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat♪
343 00:19:07,271 00:19:13,111 ♪ And we could all together Go out on the ocean♪ ♪ And we could all together Go out on the ocean♪
344 00:19:14,069 00:19:17,869 ♪ Just me upon my pony on my boat♪ ♪ Just me upon my pony on my boat♪