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1 | 00:00:00,534 | 00:00:01,735 | [theme music] | [theme music] |
2 | 00:00:24,792 | 00:00:27,428 | Cyril D. Snagglepuss | Cyril D. Snagglepuss |
3 | 00:00:27,495 | 00:00:30,764 | having completed a course in romantic poetry | having completed a course in romantic poetry |
4 | 00:00:30,831 | 00:00:32,433 | at this college of the king | at this college of the king |
5 | 00:00:32,500 | 00:00:35,336 | 'I present thee with this diploma.' | 'I present thee with this diploma.' |
6 | 00:00:35,403 | 00:00:39,073 | Oh, happy day that I might help lovers | Oh, happy day that I might help lovers |
7 | 00:00:39,140 | 00:00:41,175 | with my rhymin' folderol. | with my rhymin' folderol. |
8 | 00:00:41,242 | 00:00:45,279 | Exit, rhymin' all the way, stage left. | Exit, rhymin' all the way, stage left. |
9 | 00:00:46,614 | 00:00:51,352 | "Cyril D. Snagglepuss, P.F.F.L. | "Cyril D. Snagglepuss, P.F.F.L. |
10 | 00:00:51,419 | 00:00:54,188 | Poet For Frightened Lovers." | Poet For Frightened Lovers." |
11 | 00:00:54,255 | 00:00:57,258 | Mayhap ze Cyril D. Snagglepuss | Mayhap ze Cyril D. Snagglepuss |
12 | 00:00:57,325 | 00:01:01,929 | will help me win ze lovely Lady Lavendish. | will help me win ze lovely Lady Lavendish. |
13 | 00:01:01,995 | 00:01:02,996 | [knocks on door] | [knocks on door] |
14 | 00:01:03,063 | 00:01:04,832 | Heavens to Murgatroyd! | Heavens to Murgatroyd! |
15 | 00:01:04,898 | 00:01:07,235 | It's my first customer. | It's my first customer. |
16 | 00:01:08,402 | 00:01:11,071 | I am ze Duke Dekiss. | I am ze Duke Dekiss. |
17 | 00:01:11,139 | 00:01:13,274 | I come to seek your poetic aid. | I come to seek your poetic aid. |
18 | 00:01:13,341 | 00:01:16,544 | And I am Cyril D. Snagglepuss. | And I am Cyril D. Snagglepuss. |
19 | 00:01:16,610 | 00:01:19,113 | My poetic pen is at your service. | My poetic pen is at your service. |
20 | 00:01:19,180 | 00:01:25,386 | You wish to woo a lady, I take it, but thou art chicken, hmm? | You wish to woo a lady, I take it, but thou art chicken, hmm? |
21 | 00:01:25,453 | 00:01:29,623 | My knees do quake at ze mere mention of her name. | My knees do quake at ze mere mention of her name. |
22 | 00:01:29,690 | 00:01:33,060 | 'She is ze lovely Lady Lavendish.' | 'She is ze lovely Lady Lavendish.' |
23 | 00:01:33,127 | 00:01:36,130 | Then I shall win and woo her for ya | Then I shall win and woo her for ya |
24 | 00:01:36,197 | 00:01:37,598 | with my poetic pen. | with my poetic pen. |
25 | 00:01:37,665 | 00:01:41,435 | For which I shall be forever grateful. | For which I shall be forever grateful. |
26 | 00:01:41,502 | 00:01:45,406 | But poets cannot live in gratitude alone, you know. | But poets cannot live in gratitude alone, you know. |
27 | 00:01:45,473 | 00:01:49,943 | Take zis mere bag of gold for your services. | Take zis mere bag of gold for your services. |
28 | 00:01:50,010 | 00:01:52,546 | And there's nothin' mere about this! | And there's nothin' mere about this! |
29 | 00:01:52,613 | 00:01:56,049 | Thanks awfully. Largely, even. | Thanks awfully. Largely, even. |
30 | 00:01:56,116 | 00:01:59,553 | Remember woo her in such a manner | Remember woo her in such a manner |
31 | 00:01:59,620 | 00:02:02,790 | that she will melt in my eager arms. | that she will melt in my eager arms. |
32 | 00:02:02,856 | 00:02:05,359 | Oh, I wilt, I wilt! | Oh, I wilt, I wilt! |
33 | 00:02:05,426 | 00:02:06,994 | What's her address? | What's her address? |
34 | 00:02:07,060 | 00:02:10,331 | 465 Heavenly Lane. | 465 Heavenly Lane. |
35 | 00:02:10,398 | 00:02:14,502 | Sitteth yourself down with yon old magazines and wait | Sitteth yourself down with yon old magazines and wait |
36 | 00:02:14,568 | 00:02:19,607 | whilst I exit wooin' all the way, stage left. | whilst I exit wooin' all the way, stage left. |
37 | 00:02:21,275 | 00:02:26,514 | It 'tis! 465 Heavenly Lane. | It 'tis! 465 Heavenly Lane. |
38 | 00:02:26,580 | 00:02:30,017 | Father, I wish to partake of a breath of air. | Father, I wish to partake of a breath of air. |
39 | 00:02:30,083 | 00:02:31,752 | I'll be out on the balcony. | I'll be out on the balcony. |
40 | 00:02:31,819 | 00:02:36,490 | Ah, I hear the Lady Lavendish's sweet voice. | Ah, I hear the Lady Lavendish's sweet voice. |
41 | 00:02:36,557 | 00:02:39,760 | Clarissa, come in off this balcony! | Clarissa, come in off this balcony! |
42 | 00:02:39,827 | 00:02:42,496 | You know it won't support your weight. | You know it won't support your weight. |
43 | 00:02:42,563 | 00:02:46,200 | Oh, father, just because I happen to be pleasingly plump | Oh, father, just because I happen to be pleasingly plump |
44 | 00:02:46,267 | 00:02:48,702 | you have to make a big megillah out of it. | you have to make a big megillah out of it. |
45 | 00:02:48,769 | 00:02:51,339 | What light through yon window breaks? | What light through yon window breaks? |
46 | 00:02:51,405 | 00:02:56,043 | It is the east and Lady Lavendish is some dish! | It is the east and Lady Lavendish is some dish! |
47 | 00:02:56,109 | 00:02:57,278 | [rumbling] | [rumbling] |
48 | 00:02:57,345 | 00:02:58,446 | Oh, dear! | Oh, dear! |
49 | 00:02:58,512 | 00:03:00,248 | Heavens to earthquake! | Heavens to earthquake! |
50 | 00:03:00,314 | 00:03:02,283 | It's the balcony breakin' | It's the balcony breakin' |
51 | 00:03:02,350 | 00:03:04,685 | and Lady Lavendish weighs a ton! | and Lady Lavendish weighs a ton! |
52 | 00:03:07,087 | 00:03:09,823 | There. That oughta hold an elephant. | There. That oughta hold an elephant. |
53 | 00:03:09,890 | 00:03:13,093 | Elephant? Who dares calleth me an elephant? | Elephant? Who dares calleth me an elephant? |
54 | 00:03:13,160 | 00:03:16,497 | * I come a-wooin' thee with heart so pure * | * I come a-wooin' thee with heart so pure * |
55 | 00:03:16,564 | 00:03:20,100 | * I am lovesick and you're my only cure ** | * I am lovesick and you're my only cure ** |
56 | 00:03:20,167 | 00:03:21,769 | Who doth yelp and whine | Who doth yelp and whine |
57 | 00:03:21,835 | 00:03:24,872 | as though in torment neath my balcony? | as though in torment neath my balcony? |
58 | 00:03:24,938 | 00:03:28,842 | Not only does yon buxom belle lack shape | Not only does yon buxom belle lack shape |
59 | 00:03:28,909 | 00:03:31,645 | but she also has no ear for music. | but she also has no ear for music. |
60 | 00:03:31,712 | 00:03:35,316 | Do I hear the bleatings of a disenchanted donkey? | Do I hear the bleatings of a disenchanted donkey? |
61 | 00:03:35,383 | 00:03:37,585 | Nee-ther, neither, my fair lady. | Nee-ther, neither, my fair lady. |
62 | 00:03:37,651 | 00:03:42,590 | 'Tis I, the Duck Dekiss come to woo ya with lover's rhyme. | 'Tis I, the Duck Dekiss come to woo ya with lover's rhyme. |
63 | 00:03:42,656 | 00:03:45,626 | Who, me? Are you sure you have the right address? | Who, me? Are you sure you have the right address? |
64 | 00:03:45,693 | 00:03:48,128 | I don't blame ya for bein' doubtful | I don't blame ya for bein' doubtful |
65 | 00:03:48,195 | 00:03:51,465 | but this is 465 Heavenly Lane. | but this is 465 Heavenly Lane. |
66 | 00:03:51,532 | 00:03:54,101 | It is, it is! Come on, already! | It is, it is! Come on, already! |
67 | 00:03:54,167 | 00:03:55,168 | Make with the wooing! | Make with the wooing! |
68 | 00:03:55,235 | 00:03:58,439 | Don't rush me. Don't rush me. | Don't rush me. Don't rush me. |
69 | 00:03:58,506 | 00:04:01,141 | I gotta considerate the poetic tempo. | I gotta considerate the poetic tempo. |
70 | 00:04:01,208 | 00:04:03,176 | (Clarissa) 'Oh, very well.' | (Clarissa) 'Oh, very well.' |
71 | 00:04:03,243 | 00:04:05,713 | This poem is my blockbuster. | This poem is my blockbuster. |
72 | 00:04:05,779 | 00:04:08,148 | After she hears it, she'll fairly melt | After she hears it, she'll fairly melt |
73 | 00:04:08,215 | 00:04:10,083 | in the duke's arms. | in the duke's arms. |
74 | 00:04:10,150 | 00:04:12,152 | "What brings me ridin' hence | "What brings me ridin' hence |
75 | 00:04:12,219 | 00:04:14,187 | "my poor heart all a-flutter? | "my poor heart all a-flutter? |
76 | 00:04:14,254 | 00:04:16,056 | "Is it to build a fence | "Is it to build a fence |
77 | 00:04:16,123 | 00:04:18,191 | 'or buy a pound of butter?"' | 'or buy a pound of butter?"' |
78 | 00:04:18,258 | 00:04:20,093 | Oh! | Oh! |
79 | 00:04:20,160 | 00:04:24,465 | "Nay, I come ridin' hence, I don't need a shove. | "Nay, I come ridin' hence, I don't need a shove. |
80 | 00:04:24,532 | 00:04:26,634 | '"Tho' the fare was fifty cents' | '"Tho' the fare was fifty cents' |
81 | 00:04:26,700 | 00:04:28,902 | 'I come to woo my love!"' | 'I come to woo my love!"' |
82 | 00:04:28,969 | 00:04:31,372 | Oh! | Oh! |
83 | 00:04:31,439 | 00:04:34,708 | I finished my rhyme. Now wilt thou be mine? | I finished my rhyme. Now wilt thou be mine? |
84 | 00:04:34,775 | 00:04:37,411 | Art thou kidding? I wilt, I wilt! | Art thou kidding? I wilt, I wilt! |
85 | 00:04:37,478 | 00:04:40,213 | Then I shall go and return forthwith. | Then I shall go and return forthwith. |
86 | 00:04:40,280 | 00:04:43,183 | I gotta break the news to the duke. | I gotta break the news to the duke. |
87 | 00:04:43,250 | 00:04:47,588 | Ha! So the burgling varlet needs Clarissa's balcony. | Ha! So the burgling varlet needs Clarissa's balcony. |
88 | 00:04:47,655 | 00:04:51,425 | Huh! Who else could be found in Clarissa's balcony? | Huh! Who else could be found in Clarissa's balcony? |
89 | 00:04:51,492 | 00:04:53,794 | Halt, thy thieving knave! | Halt, thy thieving knave! |
90 | 00:04:53,861 | 00:04:59,066 | Uh-oh! 'Tis the inevitable, ever-lovin' irate father! | Uh-oh! 'Tis the inevitable, ever-lovin' irate father! |
91 | 00:05:00,233 | 00:05:01,435 | En garde! | En garde! |
92 | 00:05:01,502 | 00:05:04,338 | Else I slice thee to ribbons! | Else I slice thee to ribbons! |
93 | 00:05:04,405 | 00:05:06,774 | Have at it, irate father. | Have at it, irate father. |
94 | 00:05:06,840 | 00:05:09,910 | Thinkest thou canst prevent love? | Thinkest thou canst prevent love? |
95 | 00:05:09,977 | 00:05:12,112 | clang clang clang | clang clang clang |
96 | 00:05:12,179 | 00:05:14,715 | Father, wait! He is no burglar! | Father, wait! He is no burglar! |
97 | 00:05:14,782 | 00:05:17,351 | He doth come to win my fair hand. | He doth come to win my fair hand. |
98 | 00:05:17,418 | 00:05:19,987 | Don't blow the chance of a lifetime! | Don't blow the chance of a lifetime! |
99 | 00:05:20,053 | 00:05:22,790 | What? I don't believe it! | What? I don't believe it! |
100 | 00:05:22,856 | 00:05:26,627 | (Snagglepuss) 'Never nonetheless, 'tis true, irate father.' | (Snagglepuss) 'Never nonetheless, 'tis true, irate father.' |
101 | 00:05:26,694 | 00:05:30,130 | Who's irate anymore? Take her! Carry her off! | Who's irate anymore? Take her! Carry her off! |
102 | 00:05:30,197 | 00:05:35,035 | Eh, on second thought, have her carry you. And lotsa luck. | Eh, on second thought, have her carry you. And lotsa luck. |
103 | 00:05:35,102 | 00:05:39,907 | Exit, poetic mission accomplished, stage left. | Exit, poetic mission accomplished, stage left. |
104 | 00:05:39,973 | 00:05:41,274 | screech | screech |
105 | 00:05:41,341 | 00:05:43,310 | Drop your old magazines, duke. | Drop your old magazines, duke. |
106 | 00:05:43,377 | 00:05:45,879 | She's ready, eager even! | She's ready, eager even! |
107 | 00:05:45,946 | 00:05:48,849 | You mean ze lovely Lady Lavendish | You mean ze lovely Lady Lavendish |
108 | 00:05:48,916 | 00:05:52,953 | is willing to fling herself into my waiting arms? | is willing to fling herself into my waiting arms? |
109 | 00:05:53,020 | 00:05:55,556 | Verily, but the question is | Verily, but the question is |
110 | 00:05:55,623 | 00:05:58,125 | are your waitin' arms strong enough | are your waitin' arms strong enough |
111 | 00:05:58,191 | 00:05:59,993 | to catch your weighty ladyship? | to catch your weighty ladyship? |
112 | 00:06:00,060 | 00:06:04,064 | Her frail little wisp of a figure will float | Her frail little wisp of a figure will float |
113 | 00:06:04,131 | 00:06:07,968 | gently as a feather into my strong arms. | gently as a feather into my strong arms. |
114 | 00:06:08,035 | 00:06:10,971 | 'Okay, maybe you know something I don't know.' | 'Okay, maybe you know something I don't know.' |
115 | 00:06:11,038 | 00:06:15,543 | I know, I must not tarry lest she change her mind. | I know, I must not tarry lest she change her mind. |
116 | 00:06:17,645 | 00:06:20,380 | Come, my frail, sylphlike beauty | Come, my frail, sylphlike beauty |
117 | 00:06:20,448 | 00:06:24,017 | and float into my eager arms. | and float into my eager arms. |
118 | 00:06:24,084 | 00:06:27,721 | Oh, 'tis time to go. Goodbye, father. | Oh, 'tis time to go. Goodbye, father. |
119 | 00:06:27,788 | 00:06:30,691 | My true love awaiteth below. | My true love awaiteth below. |
120 | 00:06:31,925 | 00:06:33,594 | crash | crash |
121 | 00:06:33,661 | 00:06:36,063 | - Shall we go, my love? - But of course. | - Shall we go, my love? - But of course. |
122 | 00:06:36,129 | 00:06:40,434 | After we remove ze balcony from my aching back! | After we remove ze balcony from my aching back! |
123 | 00:06:40,501 | 00:06:41,802 | Sacre-idiot! | Sacre-idiot! |
124 | 00:06:41,869 | 00:06:44,638 | You are not ze lovely Lady Lavendish. | You are not ze lovely Lady Lavendish. |
125 | 00:06:44,705 | 00:06:46,039 | Oh, that skinny thing? | Oh, that skinny thing? |
126 | 00:06:46,106 | 00:06:48,676 | She moved last week. We're the new tenants. | She moved last week. We're the new tenants. |
127 | 00:06:48,742 | 00:06:51,712 | Besides, what's Lady Lavendish got that I ain't got? | Besides, what's Lady Lavendish got that I ain't got? |
128 | 00:06:51,779 | 00:06:56,049 | Me! Exit, broken back, heart and all, stage left! | Me! Exit, broken back, heart and all, stage left! |
129 | 00:06:57,485 | 00:06:59,319 | You blundering buffoon! | You blundering buffoon! |
130 | 00:06:59,386 | 00:07:00,821 | Take zat! And zat! | Take zat! And zat! |
131 | 00:07:00,888 | 00:07:03,657 | Ouch! Yeowch! The duke is a grouch! | Ouch! Yeowch! The duke is a grouch! |
132 | 00:07:03,724 | 00:07:06,927 | Ouch! Yeowch! Ouch, yeowch even! | Ouch! Yeowch! Ouch, yeowch even! |
133 | 00:07:09,463 | 00:07:11,599 | [theme music] | [theme music] |