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1 00:00:00,534 00:00:03,137 [theme music] [theme music]
2 00:00:25,459 00:00:29,197 (male #1) 'Ladies and gentlemen' (male #1) 'Ladies and gentlemen'
3 00:00:29,263 00:00:31,999 presenting that celebrated presenting that celebrated
4 00:00:32,066 00:00:34,535 lion tamer lion tamer
5 00:00:34,602 00:00:37,771 Professor Cageo Professor Cageo
6 00:00:37,838 00:00:41,175 in a hair-raising exhibition in a hair-raising exhibition
7 00:00:41,242 00:00:44,612 of skill and daring. of skill and daring.
8 00:00:44,678 00:00:47,615 [crowd clapping] [crowd clapping]
9 00:00:50,684 00:00:51,919 tish tish tish tish
10 00:00:51,985 00:00:53,854 Up! Up! Up! Up!
11 00:00:53,921 00:00:56,056 Down! Down! Down! Down!
12 00:00:56,124 00:00:57,758 'Up! Up!' 'Up! Up!'
13 00:00:57,825 00:00:59,727 'Down! Down!' 'Down! Down!'
14 00:00:59,793 00:01:01,995 'Up! Down!' 'Up! Down!'
15 00:01:02,062 00:01:04,132 'Up! Down!' 'Up! Down!'
16 00:01:04,198 00:01:06,134 'Up! Down!' 'Up! Down!'
17 00:01:06,200 00:01:10,271 'Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down!' 'Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down!'
18 00:01:12,206 00:01:14,208 Heavens to Murgatroyd. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
19 00:01:14,275 00:01:16,477 I wish he'd make up his mind. I wish he'd make up his mind.
20 00:01:16,544 00:01:20,114 I feel like an elevator. A yo-yo, even. I feel like an elevator. A yo-yo, even.
21 00:01:20,181 00:01:22,883 Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
22 00:01:22,950 00:01:26,154 Exit to my doom, stage fright. Exit to my doom, stage fright.
23 00:01:27,988 00:01:29,223 Yeow! Yeow!
24 00:01:29,290 00:01:32,560 Help! Police! Fire even! Help! Police! Fire even!
25 00:01:33,227 00:01:34,495 splash splash
26 00:01:34,562 00:01:35,563 Ah-h. Ah-h.
27 00:01:36,797 00:01:39,133 Hmm. Showbiz. Hmm. Showbiz.
28 00:01:39,200 00:01:42,903 And now, Professor Cageo And now, Professor Cageo
29 00:01:42,970 00:01:44,905 will put his head will put his head
30 00:01:44,972 00:01:47,541 in the lion's mouth. in the lion's mouth.
31 00:01:47,608 00:01:49,210 [crowd clapping] [crowd clapping]
32 00:01:49,277 00:01:52,413 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
33 00:01:55,583 00:01:56,484 Hmm. Hmm.
34 00:01:56,550 00:01:59,086 Changed his hair tonic again. Changed his hair tonic again.
35 00:01:59,153 00:02:03,257 And now, the brave professor And now, the brave professor
36 00:02:03,324 00:02:05,793 will present a feat will present a feat
37 00:02:05,859 00:02:08,996 of death-defying skill. of death-defying skill.
38 00:02:09,062 00:02:12,666 'By firing the king of beasts' 'By firing the king of beasts'
39 00:02:12,733 00:02:15,068 'from that cannon.' 'from that cannon.'
40 00:02:15,135 00:02:18,372 You can't fire me. I quit. You can't fire me. I quit.
41 00:02:18,439 00:02:20,741 Either that cannon goes or I do. Either that cannon goes or I do.
42 00:02:20,808 00:02:24,812 So exit, king of beasts, back to the jungle. So exit, king of beasts, back to the jungle.
43 00:02:26,947 00:02:28,282 [foghorn blaring] [foghorn blaring]
44 00:02:31,252 00:02:34,087 Ah, there it is, the jungle. Ah, there it is, the jungle.
45 00:02:34,154 00:02:36,624 'Where I am king. Belong even.' 'Where I am king. Belong even.'
46 00:02:36,690 00:02:40,761 So exit, belongin' all the way, stage right. So exit, belongin' all the way, stage right.
47 00:02:43,631 00:02:46,700 Make way for a prodigal son. Make way for a prodigal son.
48 00:02:46,767 00:02:48,702 Nephew even. Nephew even.
49 00:02:51,339 00:02:54,074 It is I, King Snagglepuss. It is I, King Snagglepuss.
50 00:02:54,141 00:02:57,678 Roll out the red carpet. Welcome mat even. Roll out the red carpet. Welcome mat even.
51 00:02:59,480 00:03:01,849 swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh
52 00:03:01,915 00:03:05,619 The natives are in an ugly mood, it would appear. The natives are in an ugly mood, it would appear.
53 00:03:07,355 00:03:09,857 They've ceased. Quit even. They've ceased. Quit even.
54 00:03:09,923 00:03:11,725 Probably realized who I am Probably realized who I am
55 00:03:11,792 00:03:15,496 and fled in sheer terror. Fright even. and fled in sheer terror. Fright even.
56 00:03:16,297 00:03:18,432 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
57 00:03:20,200 00:03:22,970 Hey! I am king of beasts! Hey! I am king of beasts!
58 00:03:23,036 00:03:24,372 What are you trying to do? What are you trying to do?
59 00:03:24,438 00:03:27,308 Flee in sheer terror or something? Flee in sheer terror or something?
60 00:03:29,577 00:03:31,945 Put me down. Put me down. Put me down. Put me down.
61 00:03:32,012 00:03:33,180 swoosh swoosh
62 00:03:33,247 00:03:35,383 Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up!
63 00:03:36,216 00:03:37,418 splash splash
64 00:03:38,386 00:03:39,887 Well, what do you know, Well, what do you know,
65 00:03:39,953 00:03:42,356 a lake, full of suitcases. a lake, full of suitcases.
66 00:03:42,423 00:03:45,225 [growling] [growling]
67 00:03:45,293 00:03:47,728 Heavens. They're alive even. Heavens. They're alive even.
68 00:03:47,795 00:03:51,565 Exit, without unpackin', stage left. Exit, without unpackin', stage left.
69 00:03:51,632 00:03:52,766 clang clang
70 00:03:54,268 00:03:55,403 What are ya? What are ya?
71 00:03:55,469 00:03:58,306 Some sort of a road hog of some sort? Some sort of a road hog of some sort?
72 00:03:58,372 00:03:59,373 Rumph. Rumph.
73 00:03:59,440 00:04:01,942 I realize you don't realize I realize you don't realize
74 00:04:02,009 00:04:03,444 that with which to whom that with which to whom
75 00:04:03,511 00:04:06,213 you are dealin' to whit. you are dealin' to whit.
76 00:04:06,280 00:04:07,281 Rumph? Rumph?
77 00:04:07,348 00:04:08,916 I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint.
78 00:04:08,982 00:04:11,352 [growls] [growls]
79 00:04:12,219 00:04:14,655 Get it? King of the beasts. Get it? King of the beasts.
80 00:04:14,722 00:04:18,692 You may flee in sheer terror, if you so desire. You may flee in sheer terror, if you so desire.
81 00:04:18,759 00:04:20,494 [growls] [growls]
82 00:04:20,561 00:04:24,131 Duke of the beasts? Count of the beasts? Duke of the beasts? Count of the beasts?
83 00:04:24,197 00:04:25,966 Beauty of the beasts even. Beauty of the beasts even.
84 00:04:26,033 00:04:28,068 [ape growls] [ape growls]
85 00:04:28,135 00:04:29,937 How's about an ordinary How's about an ordinary
86 00:04:30,003 00:04:32,005 every day type citizen? every day type citizen?
87 00:04:32,072 00:04:35,275 'Can I take out my first citizenship papers?' 'Can I take out my first citizenship papers?'
88 00:04:35,343 00:04:37,745 [growls] [growls]
89 00:04:37,811 00:04:41,014 Would you object to my getting a driver's license? Would you object to my getting a driver's license?
90 00:04:41,081 00:04:43,016 A library card even? A library card even?
91 00:04:45,453 00:04:49,089 I demand to see the ambassador for my country I demand to see the ambassador for my country
92 00:04:49,156 00:04:50,824 if you're goin' that way. if you're goin' that way.
93 00:04:50,891 00:04:53,026 Goo-goo. Grok, grok! Goo-goo. Grok, grok!
94 00:04:53,093 00:04:54,227 Rumph? Rumph?
95 00:04:54,294 00:04:56,029 It's only fair to warn ya It's only fair to warn ya
96 00:04:56,096 00:04:58,566 I got dozens of jungle cousins. I got dozens of jungle cousins.
97 00:04:58,632 00:05:01,034 [high-pitch] Mama! Mama! [high-pitch] Mama! Mama!
98 00:05:01,101 00:05:03,471 Goo-goo. Gimme! Gimme! Goo-goo. Gimme! Gimme!
99 00:05:03,537 00:05:04,705 (ape) 'Rumph!' (ape) 'Rumph!'
100 00:05:04,772 00:05:07,708 [whirring] [whirring]
101 00:05:08,976 00:05:12,913 I demand at least one telephone call. I demand at least one telephone call.
102 00:05:13,647 00:05:16,784 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
103 00:05:17,985 00:05:20,921 [screaming] [screaming]
104 00:05:27,227 00:05:30,364 [screaming continues] [screaming continues]
105 00:05:31,565 00:05:33,266 Heavens to Murgatroyd. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
106 00:05:33,333 00:05:35,803 Whoever he is, he's in good voice. Whoever he is, he's in good voice.
107 00:05:35,869 00:05:39,272 They must be shootin' a new TV show or somethin'. They must be shootin' a new TV show or somethin'.
108 00:05:39,339 00:05:41,442 Me king of beasts. Me king of beasts.
109 00:05:41,509 00:05:44,512 Say, this guy's for real. Say, this guy's for real.
110 00:05:44,578 00:05:48,048 Beg pardon, sir, I'm king of beasts. Beg pardon, sir, I'm king of beasts.
111 00:05:48,115 00:05:51,051 You oomba-oomba. Okay? You oomba-oomba. Okay?
112 00:05:51,118 00:05:52,753 Me oomba-oomba. Me oomba-oomba.
113 00:05:52,820 00:05:55,255 What kind of jungle jazz is that? What kind of jungle jazz is that?
114 00:05:55,322 00:05:57,090 (male #2) 'Me show.' (male #2) 'Me show.'
115 00:05:57,157 00:05:58,426 crash crash
116 00:05:58,492 00:06:00,561 Oomba-oomba. Okay? Oomba-oomba. Okay?
117 00:06:00,628 00:06:02,262 Heavens to floor mat Heavens to floor mat
118 00:06:02,329 00:06:05,999 could he possibly mean a lion-skin rug? could he possibly mean a lion-skin rug?
119 00:06:06,066 00:06:08,569 Yeah. Yeah. Oomba-oomba. Yeah. Yeah. Oomba-oomba.
120 00:06:08,636 00:06:10,938 Lion skin rug. Okay? Lion skin rug. Okay?
121 00:06:11,004 00:06:14,842 Exit, beatin' a rug to safety, stage right. Exit, beatin' a rug to safety, stage right.
122 00:06:16,610 00:06:20,047 Arrivederci, jungle. Goodbye even. Arrivederci, jungle. Goodbye even.
123 00:06:22,215 00:06:23,551 splash splash
124 00:06:25,085 00:06:27,020 Who's got time for boats? Who's got time for boats?
125 00:06:28,288 00:06:29,356 [fanfare music] [fanfare music]
126 00:06:29,423 00:06:32,426 Presenting the Great Presenting the Great
127 00:06:32,493 00:06:35,362 Professor Cageo Professor Cageo
128 00:06:35,429 00:06:38,398 without his lion! without his lion!
129 00:06:38,466 00:06:40,901 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
130 00:06:40,968 00:06:44,738 The star returneth. Comes back even. The star returneth. Comes back even.
131 00:06:46,807 00:06:50,377 You may fire when ready, grizzly, into the net. You may fire when ready, grizzly, into the net.
132 00:06:50,444 00:06:52,846 And don't spare the powder! And don't spare the powder!
133 00:06:52,913 00:06:53,881 boom boom
134 00:06:56,484 00:06:58,486 crash crash
135 00:06:58,552 00:07:01,822 He missed, but heavens to Murgatroyd. He missed, but heavens to Murgatroyd.
136 00:07:01,889 00:07:05,826 [chuckles] It feels good to be home again. [chuckles] It feels good to be home again.
137 00:07:08,696 00:07:11,431 [theme music] [theme music]