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1 00:00:01,610 00:00:04,482 [theme music] [theme music]
2 00:00:24,763 00:00:28,115 [male #1] 'And fellow members of the Adventurers Club' [male #1] 'And fellow members of the Adventurers Club'
3 00:00:28,202 00:00:30,900 I am proud to present the guest of honor I am proud to present the guest of honor
4 00:00:30,987 00:00:33,250 that intrepid hunter and charter member that intrepid hunter and charter member
5 00:00:33,337 00:00:36,906 of the Adventurers' Club, Major Minor. of the Adventurers' Club, Major Minor.
6 00:00:36,993 00:00:38,212 [audience] 'Hear, hear!' [audience] 'Hear, hear!'
7 00:00:38,299 00:00:39,256 'Hear, hear!' 'Hear, hear!'
8 00:00:39,343 00:00:41,041 [audience clapping] [audience clapping]
9 00:00:41,128 00:00:44,870 By Gadfrey, words fail to express my gratitude By Gadfrey, words fail to express my gratitude
10 00:00:44,957 00:00:46,916 and all that humble jazz. and all that humble jazz.
11 00:00:47,003 00:00:50,398 Yes, will the major honor us by serving Yes, will the major honor us by serving
12 00:00:50,485 00:00:53,749 the roast aardvark he shot in the Mato Grosso? the roast aardvark he shot in the Mato Grosso?
13 00:00:53,836 00:00:56,491 I shall be de-lighted. I shall be de-lighted.
14 00:00:57,448 00:00:59,102 Surprise. Surprise. Surprise. Surprise.
15 00:00:59,189 00:01:00,408 [chuckles] [chuckles]
16 00:01:00,495 00:01:02,627 My name is Turner Backwards My name is Turner Backwards
17 00:01:02,714 00:01:05,587 'and you thought this was to be a dinner in your honor.' 'and you thought this was to be a dinner in your honor.'
18 00:01:05,674 00:01:06,631 Well, it isn't. Well, it isn't.
19 00:01:06,718 00:01:08,372 Because, Major Minor Because, Major Minor
20 00:01:08,459 00:01:11,506 hunter and all-around good guy adventurer hunter and all-around good guy adventurer
21 00:01:11,593 00:01:13,551 this is your strife. this is your strife.
22 00:01:15,031 00:01:17,686 Major Minor, you hunted your first animal Major Minor, you hunted your first animal
23 00:01:17,773 00:01:19,601 at the tender age of two months at the tender age of two months
24 00:01:19,688 00:01:22,343 when you clobbered the pet cat with your milk bottle. when you clobbered the pet cat with your milk bottle.
25 00:01:22,430 00:01:24,954 [laughs] And the nurse with my rattle. [laughs] And the nurse with my rattle.
26 00:01:25,041 00:01:26,347 [laughs] [laughs]
27 00:01:26,434 00:01:29,567 Now here's a voice from your adventurous past. Now here's a voice from your adventurous past.
28 00:01:29,654 00:01:31,700 'See if you can recognize it.' 'See if you can recognize it.'
29 00:01:31,787 00:01:34,181 [Snagglepuss] 'Heavens to Murgatroyd, major.' [Snagglepuss] 'Heavens to Murgatroyd, major.'
30 00:01:34,268 00:01:36,705 'Remember the jolly times we had together?' 'Remember the jolly times we had together?'
31 00:01:36,792 00:01:38,489 'Separate even.' 'Separate even.'
32 00:01:38,576 00:01:40,230 By Gadfrey, it can't be. By Gadfrey, it can't be.
33 00:01:40,317 00:01:42,102 Oh, but it is, major. Oh, but it is, major.
34 00:01:42,189 00:01:45,844 It is I, Snagglepuss. None whatsoever either. It is I, Snagglepuss. None whatsoever either.
35 00:01:45,931 00:01:48,412 I thought I bagged you in the bungle. I thought I bagged you in the bungle.
36 00:01:48,499 00:01:50,675 Or did I boomerang you in Bolivia? Or did I boomerang you in Bolivia?
37 00:01:50,762 00:01:52,634 Au contraire,major. Au contraire,major.
38 00:01:52,721 00:01:55,767 You buckshotted me in the labonza. You buckshotted me in the labonza.
39 00:01:55,854 00:01:59,641 Isn't it true, major, that in spite of all your hunting skill Isn't it true, major, that in spite of all your hunting skill
40 00:01:59,728 00:02:02,426 'you've never been able to capture Snagglepuss?' 'you've never been able to capture Snagglepuss?'
41 00:02:02,513 00:02:05,473 Allow me to interject an interjection. Allow me to interject an interjection.
42 00:02:05,560 00:02:08,737 The answer is simple. I'm too much for the major. The answer is simple. I'm too much for the major.
43 00:02:08,824 00:02:10,695 'Smarter even.' 'Smarter even.'
44 00:02:10,782 00:02:13,655 By Gadfrey, I'll teach you to embarrass me By Gadfrey, I'll teach you to embarrass me
45 00:02:13,742 00:02:16,092 before my millions of TV fans. before my millions of TV fans.
46 00:02:17,833 00:02:21,271 Snagglepuss, take a quick bow, by Gadfrey. Snagglepuss, take a quick bow, by Gadfrey.
47 00:02:21,358 00:02:23,447 'The show is over for you.' 'The show is over for you.'
48 00:02:23,534 00:02:25,884 Exit show, stage right. Exit show, stage right.
49 00:02:26,842 00:02:28,365 bang bang bang bang bang bang
50 00:02:28,452 00:02:29,801 [female #1] 'Remember me, major?' [female #1] 'Remember me, major?'
51 00:02:29,888 00:02:31,455 'It's been a long time.' 'It's been a long time.'
52 00:02:31,542 00:02:33,544 'You were just a little tot.' 'You were just a little tot.'
53 00:02:33,631 00:02:36,330 By thunder, I've heard that voice before. By thunder, I've heard that voice before.
54 00:02:36,417 00:02:37,940 [female #1] 'Of course you have.' [female #1] 'Of course you have.'
55 00:02:38,027 00:02:40,682 It's nanny, your old nursemaid. It's nanny, your old nursemaid.
56 00:02:40,769 00:02:42,510 Governess even. Governess even.
57 00:02:42,597 00:02:45,730 Come all the way from plum pudding on the Thames Come all the way from plum pudding on the Thames
58 00:02:45,817 00:02:48,472 to be with my little baby. to be with my little baby.
59 00:02:48,559 00:02:50,779 Nanny? Governess? Nanny? Governess?
60 00:02:50,866 00:02:52,476 I don't recall any nanny. I don't recall any nanny.
61 00:02:52,563 00:02:56,176 Coo. You were just a mere crumpet. Coo. You were just a mere crumpet.
62 00:02:56,263 00:02:59,483 Allow me to refresh your memory, dear child. Allow me to refresh your memory, dear child.
63 00:02:59,570 00:03:02,138 Remember how I used to put you to sleep? Remember how I used to put you to sleep?
64 00:03:02,225 00:03:04,445 [Minor] 'By Gadfrey, put me down!' [Minor] 'By Gadfrey, put me down!'
65 00:03:04,532 00:03:06,664 ♪ London bridge is falling down ♪ ♪ London bridge is falling down ♪
66 00:03:06,751 00:03:09,145 ♪ Falling down falling down ♪ ♪ Falling down falling down ♪
67 00:03:09,232 00:03:10,886 Put me down! Put me down!
68 00:03:10,973 00:03:12,322 [Minor grunts] [Minor grunts]
69 00:03:12,409 00:03:14,324 ♪ London bridge is falling down ♪ ♪ London bridge is falling down ♪
70 00:03:14,411 00:03:16,544 ♪ My fair major ♪♪ ♪ My fair major ♪♪
71 00:03:16,631 00:03:17,936 Put me.. Put me..
72 00:03:18,023 00:03:20,025 [snoring] [snoring]
73 00:03:20,112 00:03:21,288 slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
74 00:03:22,680 00:03:25,596 Sleeping like a blooming daffodil, he is. Sleeping like a blooming daffodil, he is.
75 00:03:25,683 00:03:28,382 slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
76 00:03:28,469 00:03:30,949 Always did like his formula, he did. Always did like his formula, he did.
77 00:03:31,036 00:03:32,951 'Sleep tight, ducks.' 'Sleep tight, ducks.'
78 00:03:33,038 00:03:35,519 slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
79 00:03:35,606 00:03:36,999 [sobbing] [sobbing]
80 00:03:37,086 00:03:39,088 Bottle empty. Bottle empty.
81 00:03:39,175 00:03:41,177 Heavens to Murgatroyd. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
82 00:03:41,264 00:03:43,223 Snagglepuss, you bounder. Snagglepuss, you bounder.
83 00:03:43,310 00:03:46,008 Exit, bounding all the way, stage right. Exit, bounding all the way, stage right.
84 00:03:47,009 00:03:49,925 bang bang bang bang bang bang
85 00:03:50,012 00:03:52,144 Besides, my nursemaid's name Besides, my nursemaid's name
86 00:03:52,232 00:03:54,146 was Lady Ashtabula. was Lady Ashtabula.
87 00:03:54,234 00:03:57,237 By Gadfrey, she was a smasher. By Gadfrey, she was a smasher.
88 00:03:57,324 00:03:59,587 This way to the"Wagons West Show." This way to the"Wagons West Show."
89 00:04:01,415 00:04:03,373 [people hollering] [people hollering]
90 00:04:05,245 00:04:06,942 [Minor groans] [Minor groans]
91 00:04:07,029 00:04:10,554 By Gadfrey, Snagglepuss, you'll pay for this indignity. By Gadfrey, Snagglepuss, you'll pay for this indignity.
92 00:04:10,641 00:04:13,905 Drop it in the mail, major. I must be popping off. Drop it in the mail, major. I must be popping off.
93 00:04:15,733 00:04:19,563 Stop! In the name of the Adventurers' Club. Stop! In the name of the Adventurers' Club.
94 00:04:19,650 00:04:20,738 Welcome, welcome to Welcome, welcome to
95 00:04:20,825 00:04:23,001 What's The Secret Word? What's The Secret Word?
96 00:04:23,088 00:04:24,176 Guess the secret word Guess the secret word
97 00:04:24,264 00:04:25,613 and get yourself a new hat. and get yourself a new hat.
98 00:04:25,700 00:04:27,571 - Huh? - That's the secret word. - Huh? - That's the secret word.
99 00:04:29,965 00:04:31,967 [Snagglepuss] 'Get yourself a new hat. You need one.' [Snagglepuss] 'Get yourself a new hat. You need one.'
100 00:04:32,054 00:04:34,404 Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be shoving off. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be shoving off.
101 00:04:34,491 00:04:35,971 Or is it shoveling snow? Or is it shoveling snow?
102 00:04:36,058 00:04:38,408 Exit, stage right, or is it stage fright? Exit, stage right, or is it stage fright?
103 00:04:39,888 00:04:42,412 Stop, you unmitigated fraud! Stop, you unmitigated fraud!
104 00:04:44,414 00:04:45,850 Quiet everybody! Quiet everybody!
105 00:04:45,937 00:04:49,506 "The Yogi Bear Show" is on the air. "The Yogi Bear Show" is on the air.
106 00:04:49,593 00:04:51,769 You know, Boo-Boo, I think the ranger put that You know, Boo-Boo, I think the ranger put that
107 00:04:51,856 00:04:54,990 picnic basket there to trap us for fare. picnic basket there to trap us for fare.
108 00:04:55,077 00:04:57,688 Maybe it's got a burglar alarm in it, Yogi. Maybe it's got a burglar alarm in it, Yogi.
109 00:04:57,775 00:05:00,125 [Yogi] 'One careful peek will tell the tale, Boo.' [Yogi] 'One careful peek will tell the tale, Boo.'
110 00:05:00,212 00:05:01,823 creak creak
111 00:05:01,910 00:05:04,956 There's nobody in here, but us chicken sandwiches. There's nobody in here, but us chicken sandwiches.
112 00:05:05,043 00:05:07,655 By Gadfrey, you'll be mincemeat. By Gadfrey, you'll be mincemeat.
113 00:05:07,742 00:05:09,047 bang bang bang bang bang bang
114 00:05:09,134 00:05:11,354 Not if I'm hasty puddin'. Not if I'm hasty puddin'.
115 00:05:11,441 00:05:12,660 bang bang bang bang bang bang
116 00:05:12,747 00:05:14,618 Stop, you scoundrel. Stop, you scoundrel.
117 00:05:16,490 00:05:19,667 He could be a major disaster, Yogi. He could be a major disaster, Yogi.
118 00:05:19,754 00:05:21,016 Don't worry, Boo-Boo. Don't worry, Boo-Boo.
119 00:05:21,103 00:05:24,149 Ol' Snagglepuss is on his way. Hey, hey, hey. Ol' Snagglepuss is on his way. Hey, hey, hey.
120 00:05:24,236 00:05:26,413 screech screech
121 00:05:26,500 00:05:29,154 "The Horror Show," they must be kidding. "The Horror Show," they must be kidding.
122 00:05:29,241 00:05:31,156 They don't know the major. They don't know the major.
123 00:05:32,419 00:05:34,377 Come back here, by tophet. Come back here, by tophet.
124 00:05:36,466 00:05:38,425 By Gadfrey, it's a monster. By Gadfrey, it's a monster.
125 00:05:38,512 00:05:41,036 Leave Snagglepuss alone, major. Leave Snagglepuss alone, major.
126 00:05:41,123 00:05:43,995 Take heed. Warning even. Take heed. Warning even.
127 00:05:44,082 00:05:46,476 [Minor] 'By thunder, you're no monster.' [Minor] 'By thunder, you're no monster.'
128 00:05:47,999 00:05:49,784 Heavens to Murgatroyd. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
129 00:05:49,871 00:05:52,308 How'd he know it was I? Me even. How'd he know it was I? Me even.
130 00:05:52,395 00:05:54,615 I've got you now, by thunder. I've got you now, by thunder.
131 00:05:54,702 00:05:57,444 bang bang bang bang bang bang
132 00:05:57,531 00:05:58,575 screech screech
133 00:05:58,662 00:06:00,403 "The Win A Million Show." "The Win A Million Show."
134 00:06:00,490 00:06:02,884 That's for I'm. That's for I'm.
135 00:06:02,971 00:06:05,756 [male #2] 'And now, for the lucky drawing, folks.' [male #2] 'And now, for the lucky drawing, folks.'
136 00:06:05,843 00:06:07,541 'And here's our winner.' 'And here's our winner.'
137 00:06:07,628 00:06:10,326 'That gentleman with the new hat in the first row.' 'That gentleman with the new hat in the first row.'
138 00:06:10,413 00:06:12,023 Gotcha now, Snagglepuss. Gotcha now, Snagglepuss.
139 00:06:13,590 00:06:16,593 [male #2] 'Yes, sir. You win a million.' [male #2] 'Yes, sir. You win a million.'
140 00:06:18,465 00:06:20,728 Bah! A million peanuts. Bah! A million peanuts.
141 00:06:22,338 00:06:24,862 Come back here, you bounder. Come back here, you bounder.
142 00:06:24,949 00:06:28,039 This way to the"Man Into Space Show." This way to the"Man Into Space Show."
143 00:06:29,650 00:06:30,738 Check your luggage. Check your luggage.
144 00:06:30,825 00:06:32,566 'Fasten your seatbelt, please.' 'Fasten your seatbelt, please.'
145 00:06:32,653 00:06:34,045 Would you care for a pillow? Would you care for a pillow?
146 00:06:34,132 00:06:37,309 Chewing gum? Magazines even? Chewing gum? Magazines even?
147 00:06:37,397 00:06:39,399 Snagglepuss, by Gadfrey. Snagglepuss, by Gadfrey.
148 00:06:39,486 00:06:41,401 Bon voyage,major. Bon voyage,major.
149 00:06:42,402 00:06:43,925 Don't forget to write. Don't forget to write.
150 00:06:44,012 00:06:45,883 Any little scribble. Any little scribble.
151 00:06:48,233 00:06:50,018 I sure miss the major I sure miss the major
152 00:06:50,105 00:06:52,281 but it's a wonderful feeling. but it's a wonderful feeling.
153 00:06:52,368 00:06:54,109 What doth the mail bringeth? What doth the mail bringeth?
154 00:06:54,196 00:06:56,720 Mayhap a letter from the ol' potato. Mayhap a letter from the ol' potato.
155 00:06:56,807 00:06:59,114 Surprise, surprise, Snagglepuss. Surprise, surprise, Snagglepuss.
156 00:06:59,201 00:07:01,508 This is your strife. This is your strife.
157 00:07:01,595 00:07:04,554 Exit, not on your life, stage right. Exit, not on your life, stage right.
158 00:07:10,299 00:07:12,693 [theme music] [theme music]