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1 | 00:00:01,102 | 00:00:03,237 | [theme music] | [theme music] |
2 | 00:00:20,054 | 00:00:22,156 | (male #1) 'Yes, sir, Mr. Leonard.' | (male #1) 'Yes, sir, Mr. Leonard.' |
3 | 00:00:22,223 | 00:00:25,259 | 'We've got a really good show on for tonight.' | 'We've got a really good show on for tonight.' |
4 | 00:00:25,326 | 00:00:27,828 | 'Bunion and Bunion Soft Shoe Dancers.' | 'Bunion and Bunion Soft Shoe Dancers.' |
5 | 00:00:27,895 | 00:00:31,132 | 'Farnsworth Paradiddle inShakespeare.' | 'Farnsworth Paradiddle inShakespeare.' |
6 | 00:00:31,199 | 00:00:33,033 | 'Leonard's trained lion.' | 'Leonard's trained lion.' |
7 | 00:00:33,101 | 00:00:35,103 | By the way, Mr. Leonard | By the way, Mr. Leonard |
8 | 00:00:35,169 | 00:00:37,371 | how is Snagglepuss, your lion? | how is Snagglepuss, your lion? |
9 | 00:00:37,438 | 00:00:40,341 | Still unhappy, Mr. Manager, but he'll be over it | Still unhappy, Mr. Manager, but he'll be over it |
10 | 00:00:40,408 | 00:00:43,043 | by the time I get back from dinner. | by the time I get back from dinner. |
11 | 00:00:43,111 | 00:00:44,412 | So long. | So long. |
12 | 00:00:45,646 | 00:00:49,283 | Oh, the stings and arrows of sharp fate | Oh, the stings and arrows of sharp fate |
13 | 00:00:49,350 | 00:00:51,652 | that I should suffer still longer | that I should suffer still longer |
14 | 00:00:51,719 | 00:00:55,356 | the menial role of a pathetic buffoon. | the menial role of a pathetic buffoon. |
15 | 00:00:55,423 | 00:00:58,459 | At the end of a whip, I doth strut my stuff. | At the end of a whip, I doth strut my stuff. |
16 | 00:00:58,526 | 00:01:01,095 | Snap. Jump through that fire hoop. | Snap. Jump through that fire hoop. |
17 | 00:01:01,162 | 00:01:03,030 | Snap. Roll over. | Snap. Roll over. |
18 | 00:01:03,097 | 00:01:08,936 | Snap. Mr. Leonard puts his head in my mouth, curls and all. | Snap. Mr. Leonard puts his head in my mouth, curls and all. |
19 | 00:01:09,002 | 00:01:10,938 | Oh, the shame of it. | Oh, the shame of it. |
20 | 00:01:11,004 | 00:01:12,373 | (male #2) 'Manager?' | (male #2) 'Manager?' |
21 | 00:01:12,440 | 00:01:14,175 | 'I want the manager.' | 'I want the manager.' |
22 | 00:01:14,242 | 00:01:17,411 | What's goin' on? What's goin' on? | What's goin' on? What's goin' on? |
23 | 00:01:17,478 | 00:01:20,080 | What's wrong, Mr. Paradiddle? | What's wrong, Mr. Paradiddle? |
24 | 00:01:20,148 | 00:01:22,383 | My dressing room has not been sprayed | My dressing room has not been sprayed |
25 | 00:01:22,450 | 00:01:24,818 | with eau de cologne as I ordered. | with eau de cologne as I ordered. |
26 | 00:01:24,885 | 00:01:28,589 | I will have it done immediately, Mr. Paradiddle. | I will have it done immediately, Mr. Paradiddle. |
27 | 00:01:28,656 | 00:01:31,792 | It's too late. My mood's been shattered. | It's too late. My mood's been shattered. |
28 | 00:01:31,859 | 00:01:33,227 | I cannot go on. | I cannot go on. |
29 | 00:01:33,294 | 00:01:36,096 | But the show must go on. | But the show must go on. |
30 | 00:01:36,164 | 00:01:38,098 | 'Oh? Why?' | 'Oh? Why?' |
31 | 00:01:38,166 | 00:01:40,100 | Because I don't wanna give the audience | Because I don't wanna give the audience |
32 | 00:01:40,168 | 00:01:42,403 | their money back, what else? | their money back, what else? |
33 | 00:01:42,470 | 00:01:45,539 | They did come to see me, didn't they? | They did come to see me, didn't they? |
34 | 00:01:45,606 | 00:01:48,509 | Oh, well, perhaps some other time when I'm in the mood. | Oh, well, perhaps some other time when I'm in the mood. |
35 | 00:01:48,576 | 00:01:52,246 | (male #1) 'But, but who will take your place?' | (male #1) 'But, but who will take your place?' |
36 | 00:01:52,313 | 00:01:54,348 | What's that Farnsworth Paradiddle got | What's that Farnsworth Paradiddle got |
37 | 00:01:54,415 | 00:01:56,784 | that I haven't got? | that I haven't got? |
38 | 00:01:56,850 | 00:02:00,254 | This is my long awaited opportunity. | This is my long awaited opportunity. |
39 | 00:02:00,321 | 00:02:04,158 | I, sir, shall replace Farnsworth Paradiddle. | I, sir, shall replace Farnsworth Paradiddle. |
40 | 00:02:04,225 | 00:02:07,361 | You read Shakespeare? | You read Shakespeare? |
41 | 00:02:07,428 | 00:02:11,199 | Read Shakespeare? I know Shakespeare backwards. | Read Shakespeare? I know Shakespeare backwards. |
42 | 00:02:11,265 | 00:02:16,437 | Listen. Eraepsekahs, eraepsekahs. | Listen. Eraepsekahs, eraepsekahs. |
43 | 00:02:16,504 | 00:02:19,807 | Say, that is Shakespeare backwards. | Say, that is Shakespeare backwards. |
44 | 00:02:19,873 | 00:02:22,476 | Like I said, I don't wanna give the audience | Like I said, I don't wanna give the audience |
45 | 00:02:22,543 | 00:02:26,280 | their money back, so you're on. | their money back, so you're on. |
46 | 00:02:26,347 | 00:02:29,750 | A new star is born, a planet even. | A new star is born, a planet even. |
47 | 00:02:31,919 | 00:02:34,388 | "Leonard's trained lion," eh? | "Leonard's trained lion," eh? |
48 | 00:02:34,455 | 00:02:36,023 | By Gadfrey, it's Snagglepuss. | By Gadfrey, it's Snagglepuss. |
49 | 00:02:36,089 | 00:02:37,425 | I'd know him anywhere. | I'd know him anywhere. |
50 | 00:02:37,491 | 00:02:40,594 | I thought I shot the blighter in the veldt. | I thought I shot the blighter in the veldt. |
51 | 00:02:40,661 | 00:02:41,762 | No matter. | No matter. |
52 | 00:02:43,431 | 00:02:46,267 | This time, I'll get him front row center. | This time, I'll get him front row center. |
53 | 00:02:47,501 | 00:02:51,672 | A hamlet by any other name is still a ham. | A hamlet by any other name is still a ham. |
54 | 00:02:51,739 | 00:02:54,875 | He who steals my purse steals cash. | He who steals my purse steals cash. |
55 | 00:02:54,942 | 00:02:56,544 | 'How 'bout a buck and a half?' | 'How 'bout a buck and a half?' |
56 | 00:02:56,610 | 00:02:59,813 | By Gadfrey, Shakespeare would thank me for this. | By Gadfrey, Shakespeare would thank me for this. |
57 | 00:02:59,880 | 00:03:01,349 | bang bang bang | bang bang bang |
58 | 00:03:01,415 | 00:03:04,618 | Heavens to buckshot, it's the major! | Heavens to buckshot, it's the major! |
59 | 00:03:04,685 | 00:03:06,320 | bang bang bang | bang bang bang |
60 | 00:03:06,387 | 00:03:07,788 | Pardon me, sir | Pardon me, sir |
61 | 00:03:07,855 | 00:03:11,024 | but do you have a silencer for that gun? | but do you have a silencer for that gun? |
62 | 00:03:11,091 | 00:03:12,560 | No, by thunder! | No, by thunder! |
63 | 00:03:12,626 | 00:03:15,729 | Then I'm afraid you'll have to leave, sir. | Then I'm afraid you'll have to leave, sir. |
64 | 00:03:15,796 | 00:03:17,030 | Oh, very well. | Oh, very well. |
65 | 00:03:17,097 | 00:03:18,466 | There are more ways than one | There are more ways than one |
66 | 00:03:18,532 | 00:03:20,501 | to skin a Snagglepuss. | to skin a Snagglepuss. |
67 | 00:03:22,002 | 00:03:26,607 | Ah, what light through yonder window breaketh? | Ah, what light through yonder window breaketh? |
68 | 00:03:26,674 | 00:03:29,810 | 'Tis the east, and Juliet is the sun. | 'Tis the east, and Juliet is the sun. |
69 | 00:03:29,877 | 00:03:31,178 | Or is it the daughter? | Or is it the daughter? |
70 | 00:03:31,245 | 00:03:34,047 | Romeo, Romeo, by Gadfrey | Romeo, Romeo, by Gadfrey |
71 | 00:03:34,114 | 00:03:36,183 | wherefore art thou, Romeo? | wherefore art thou, Romeo? |
72 | 00:03:36,250 | 00:03:38,085 | 'Herefore art I, Juliet.' | 'Herefore art I, Juliet.' |
73 | 00:03:38,151 | 00:03:42,356 | And with wingeth feet, do I o'erstep thy balcony. | And with wingeth feet, do I o'erstep thy balcony. |
74 | 00:03:42,423 | 00:03:44,558 | Nimbly even. | Nimbly even. |
75 | 00:03:46,026 | 00:03:47,761 | Major, it's you! | Major, it's you! |
76 | 00:03:47,828 | 00:03:50,498 | Yes. Didn't I shoot you in the veldt? | Yes. Didn't I shoot you in the veldt? |
77 | 00:03:50,564 | 00:03:54,302 | I beg to differentiate. It was below the veldt. | I beg to differentiate. It was below the veldt. |
78 | 00:03:54,368 | 00:03:55,836 | I couldn't sit down for a week. | I couldn't sit down for a week. |
79 | 00:03:55,903 | 00:03:58,372 | 'No matter, this time, I'll shoot you' | 'No matter, this time, I'll shoot you' |
80 | 00:03:58,439 | 00:03:59,640 | ''neath the mezzanine.' | ''neath the mezzanine.' |
81 | 00:03:59,707 | 00:04:03,944 | Exit, bowin' hastily, stage right. | Exit, bowin' hastily, stage right. |
82 | 00:04:04,011 | 00:04:07,881 | Farewell. Partin' is such a pleasure. | Farewell. Partin' is such a pleasure. |
83 | 00:04:07,948 | 00:04:09,116 | clang | clang |
84 | 00:04:09,182 | 00:04:12,786 | Now hold still while I adjust the sights. | Now hold still while I adjust the sights. |
85 | 00:04:12,853 | 00:04:17,057 | A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a.. Yikes! | A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a.. Yikes! |
86 | 00:04:17,124 | 00:04:19,993 | (Minor) 'By Jove, I've got the range this time.' | (Minor) 'By Jove, I've got the range this time.' |
87 | 00:04:20,060 | 00:04:22,696 | 'Now, wait right there while I reload.' | 'Now, wait right there while I reload.' |
88 | 00:04:22,763 | 00:04:25,032 | This guy must think I got time to waste | This guy must think I got time to waste |
89 | 00:04:25,098 | 00:04:27,000 | to kill even. | to kill even. |
90 | 00:04:27,067 | 00:04:28,302 | bang bang bang | bang bang bang |
91 | 00:04:29,570 | 00:04:31,138 | A funny thing happened to me | A funny thing happened to me |
92 | 00:04:31,204 | 00:04:32,873 | on the way to the theater. | on the way to the theater. |
93 | 00:04:32,940 | 00:04:34,007 | You don't say? | You don't say? |
94 | 00:04:34,074 | 00:04:35,142 | What happened to you | What happened to you |
95 | 00:04:35,208 | 00:04:37,010 | on the way to the theater? | on the way to the theater? |
96 | 00:04:37,077 | 00:04:40,948 | A panhandler asked me for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. | A panhandler asked me for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. |
97 | 00:04:41,014 | 00:04:45,118 | Ten dollars? Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee? | Ten dollars? Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee? |
98 | 00:04:45,185 | 00:04:48,088 | 'Well, he said he was a heavy tipper.' | 'Well, he said he was a heavy tipper.' |
99 | 00:04:48,155 | 00:04:50,190 | 'Ha ha ha ha. Get it?' | 'Ha ha ha ha. Get it?' |
100 | 00:04:50,257 | 00:04:51,892 | By Gadfrey, I get it | By Gadfrey, I get it |
101 | 00:04:51,959 | 00:04:55,195 | 'and now by Joe Miller, you're going to get it.' | 'and now by Joe Miller, you're going to get it.' |
102 | 00:04:55,262 | 00:04:56,764 | Don't be worried. | Don't be worried. |
103 | 00:04:56,830 | 00:04:59,533 | By the time he gets the range, reloads | By the time he gets the range, reloads |
104 | 00:04:59,600 | 00:05:02,803 | sharpens the firin' pin, adjusts the sling | sharpens the firin' pin, adjusts the sling |
105 | 00:05:02,870 | 00:05:04,071 | and all that jazz | and all that jazz |
106 | 00:05:04,137 | 00:05:06,173 | I'll be miles away from here. | I'll be miles away from here. |
107 | 00:05:06,239 | 00:05:07,475 | boom | boom |
108 | 00:05:08,509 | 00:05:10,411 | Heavens to Murgatroyd! | Heavens to Murgatroyd! |
109 | 00:05:10,478 | 00:05:13,414 | He must be the fastest gun alive. | He must be the fastest gun alive. |
110 | 00:05:13,481 | 00:05:15,849 | Stop! For the sake of show business. | Stop! For the sake of show business. |
111 | 00:05:15,916 | 00:05:17,317 | Stop and get shot! | Stop and get shot! |
112 | 00:05:17,385 | 00:05:20,788 | - No, you stop. - Huh? | - No, you stop. - Huh? |
113 | 00:05:20,854 | 00:05:24,191 | Just because you're a poor but honest farmer | Just because you're a poor but honest farmer |
114 | 00:05:24,257 | 00:05:26,059 | you think you're immune, eh? | you think you're immune, eh? |
115 | 00:05:26,126 | 00:05:28,462 | Farmer? Immune? | Farmer? Immune? |
116 | 00:05:28,529 | 00:05:30,163 | 'How 'bout the mortgage?' | 'How 'bout the mortgage?' |
117 | 00:05:30,230 | 00:05:31,965 | How's about it? | How's about it? |
118 | 00:05:32,032 | 00:05:33,934 | 'Mortgage? What mortgage?' | 'Mortgage? What mortgage?' |
119 | 00:05:34,001 | 00:05:35,903 | Oh, can't pay it, eh? | Oh, can't pay it, eh? |
120 | 00:05:35,969 | 00:05:38,672 | Then you'll have to let me marry your beautiful daughter. | Then you'll have to let me marry your beautiful daughter. |
121 | 00:05:38,739 | 00:05:40,641 | [Snagglepuss laughing] | [Snagglepuss laughing] |
122 | 00:05:40,708 | 00:05:42,843 | Daughter? I have no daughter. | Daughter? I have no daughter. |
123 | 00:05:42,910 | 00:05:46,146 | But I do have a nice basset hound. | But I do have a nice basset hound. |
124 | 00:05:46,213 | 00:05:48,716 | Say, who's houndin' who around here? | Say, who's houndin' who around here? |
125 | 00:05:48,782 | 00:05:50,518 | Now, take care of the mortgage | Now, take care of the mortgage |
126 | 00:05:50,584 | 00:05:52,052 | 'or else..' | 'or else..' |
127 | 00:05:52,119 | 00:05:53,186 | Very well. | Very well. |
128 | 00:05:53,253 | 00:05:54,488 | bang | bang |
129 | 00:05:54,555 | 00:05:57,090 | Exit, for the takin' care of mortgage | Exit, for the takin' care of mortgage |
130 | 00:05:57,157 | 00:05:58,626 | stage right. | stage right. |
131 | 00:05:58,692 | 00:05:59,893 | [instrumental music] | [instrumental music] |
132 | 00:05:59,960 | 00:06:02,195 | By Gadfrey, I've plenty of bullets left. | By Gadfrey, I've plenty of bullets left. |
133 | 00:06:02,262 | 00:06:05,433 | Stop! Stop! Save the bullets. | Stop! Stop! Save the bullets. |
134 | 00:06:05,499 | 00:06:07,134 | screech | screech |
135 | 00:06:07,200 | 00:06:08,168 | Why? | Why? |
136 | 00:06:08,235 | 00:06:10,571 | I can think of one big reason. | I can think of one big reason. |
137 | 00:06:10,638 | 00:06:13,441 | Because I want you for my show. | Because I want you for my show. |
138 | 00:06:13,507 | 00:06:15,676 | Your act is terrific. | Your act is terrific. |
139 | 00:06:15,743 | 00:06:17,811 | Here, sign this contract. | Here, sign this contract. |
140 | 00:06:17,878 | 00:06:22,015 | Okay, I'll sign. Write my name even. | Okay, I'll sign. Write my name even. |
141 | 00:06:22,082 | 00:06:24,852 | 'But first, let's get one thing straight.' | 'But first, let's get one thing straight.' |
142 | 00:06:24,918 | 00:06:28,922 | We'll call the act "Snagglepuss And The Major." | We'll call the act "Snagglepuss And The Major." |
143 | 00:06:28,989 | 00:06:30,491 | (Major) 'No, by Gadfrey.' | (Major) 'No, by Gadfrey.' |
144 | 00:06:30,558 | 00:06:33,026 | We'll call it "The Major And Snagglepuss." | We'll call it "The Major And Snagglepuss." |
145 | 00:06:33,093 | 00:06:35,095 | (Snagglepuss) 'I beg to the contrary wise.' | (Snagglepuss) 'I beg to the contrary wise.' |
146 | 00:06:35,162 | 00:06:38,899 | We'll call it "Snagglepuss And The Major." | We'll call it "Snagglepuss And The Major." |
147 | 00:06:38,966 | 00:06:41,969 | (Minor) 'Never! We'll call it "The Major And Snagglepuss."' | (Minor) 'Never! We'll call it "The Major And Snagglepuss."' |
148 | 00:06:42,035 | 00:06:44,237 | (Snagglepuss) '"Snagglepuss And The Major."' | (Snagglepuss) '"Snagglepuss And The Major."' |
149 | 00:06:44,304 | 00:06:46,373 | - 'The Major!' - 'Snagglepuss!' | - 'The Major!' - 'Snagglepuss!' |
150 | 00:06:46,440 | 00:06:48,308 | That's show business. | That's show business. |
151 | 00:06:48,375 | 00:06:51,945 | Sir, my mind is firmly made up. | Sir, my mind is firmly made up. |
152 | 00:06:52,012 | 00:06:54,515 | We'll call it.. | We'll call it.. |
153 | 00:06:54,582 | 00:06:58,452 | We'll call it "The Major And Snagglepuss." | We'll call it "The Major And Snagglepuss." |
154 | 00:06:58,519 | 00:07:02,022 | Shakespeare would've wanted it that way. | Shakespeare would've wanted it that way. |
155 | 00:07:05,392 | 00:07:07,928 | [theme music] | [theme music] |