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1 00:00:01,235 00:00:04,372 [theme music] [theme music]
2 00:00:24,792 00:00:27,395 (male #1) 'And fellow members of the Adventurers Club' (male #1) 'And fellow members of the Adventurers Club'
3 00:00:27,461 00:00:30,831 'at last I had Snagglepuss where I wanted him.' 'at last I had Snagglepuss where I wanted him.'
4 00:00:30,898 00:00:32,666 He knew he was cornered He knew he was cornered
5 00:00:32,733 00:00:34,635 and, as he tried to escape and, as he tried to escape
6 00:00:34,702 00:00:37,138 I raised my gun and shot him I raised my gun and shot him
7 00:00:37,205 00:00:39,107 where the Ubangi bends. where the Ubangi bends.
8 00:00:39,173 00:00:42,343 Or, eh, was it it where the jungle meets the sea? Or, eh, was it it where the jungle meets the sea?
9 00:00:42,410 00:00:43,844 (Snagglepuss) 'Neither, neither' (Snagglepuss) 'Neither, neither'
10 00:00:43,911 00:00:45,479 or either, either, major. or either, either, major.
11 00:00:45,546 00:00:47,548 It was where the thighbone ends It was where the thighbone ends
12 00:00:47,615 00:00:50,118 and where the shinbone meets the knee. and where the shinbone meets the knee.
13 00:00:50,184 00:00:51,285 No matter. No matter.
14 00:00:51,352 00:00:53,587 I got you at last, Snagglepuss I got you at last, Snagglepuss
15 00:00:53,654 00:00:55,022 and, by thunder and, by thunder
16 00:00:55,089 00:00:56,857 you'll not escape this time. you'll not escape this time.
17 00:00:56,924 00:00:58,126 So it would seem. So it would seem.
18 00:00:58,192 00:01:00,228 So it would seem. So it would seem.
19 00:01:00,294 00:01:02,496 And now, fellow members And now, fellow members
20 00:01:02,563 00:01:04,632 we'll adjourn to the banquet room we'll adjourn to the banquet room
21 00:01:04,698 00:01:07,435 to celebrate the major's good fortune to celebrate the major's good fortune
22 00:01:07,501 00:01:09,737 with dinner, a sing-along with dinner, a sing-along
23 00:01:09,803 00:01:12,306 'and all that happy-type jazz.' 'and all that happy-type jazz.'
24 00:01:12,373 00:01:15,776 I say, mind if I leave you, Snagglepuss old boy? I say, mind if I leave you, Snagglepuss old boy?
25 00:01:15,843 00:01:17,711 Not at all, major. Not at all, major.
26 00:01:17,778 00:01:19,747 Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy.
27 00:01:22,483 00:01:24,084 That's quite a yacht the major's That's quite a yacht the major's
28 00:01:24,152 00:01:25,753 twin brother has, Charlie. twin brother has, Charlie.
29 00:01:25,819 00:01:27,288 Yeah. He uses it Yeah. He uses it
30 00:01:27,355 00:01:29,523 for his animal picture-takin' expeditions. for his animal picture-takin' expeditions.
31 00:01:29,590 00:01:32,460 I wonder what he's doing in this part of the world? I wonder what he's doing in this part of the world?
32 00:01:32,526 00:01:35,996 That's what my newspaper sent me down here to find out. That's what my newspaper sent me down here to find out.
33 00:01:36,063 00:01:37,631 He's comin' ashore now, Charlie. He's comin' ashore now, Charlie.
34 00:01:37,698 00:01:39,933 (Charlie) 'Oh, yeah. So long. I'll see you later.' (Charlie) 'Oh, yeah. So long. I'll see you later.'
35 00:01:40,000 00:01:43,271 And what is the reason for your visit here, Sir Clyde? And what is the reason for your visit here, Sir Clyde?
36 00:01:43,337 00:01:44,938 Quite simple, young man. Quite simple, young man.
37 00:01:45,005 00:01:46,807 I'm going to reform I'm going to reform
38 00:01:46,874 00:01:49,109 my twin brother, the major. my twin brother, the major.
39 00:01:49,177 00:01:50,878 - Reform him? - Yes. - Reform him? - Yes.
40 00:01:50,944 00:01:53,381 He's put a blight on the family escutcheon. He's put a blight on the family escutcheon.
41 00:01:53,447 00:01:56,750 'He's been hunting and trapping wild game long enough.' 'He's been hunting and trapping wild game long enough.'
42 00:01:56,817 00:01:59,787 I'm going to teach him to shoot wild animals I'm going to teach him to shoot wild animals
43 00:01:59,853 00:02:02,923 with a camera instead of with a gun. with a camera instead of with a gun.
44 00:02:02,990 00:02:07,295 I believe all animals should be free and unfettered. I believe all animals should be free and unfettered.
45 00:02:07,361 00:02:08,996 By thunder! Look! By thunder! Look!
46 00:02:09,062 00:02:10,798 'Hold on, sir!' 'Hold on, sir!'
47 00:02:10,864 00:02:12,866 Why? What's wrong? Why? What's wrong?
48 00:02:12,933 00:02:14,335 As I just said, sir As I just said, sir
49 00:02:14,402 00:02:17,571 all animals should be free and unfettered. all animals should be free and unfettered.
50 00:02:18,372 00:02:20,274 'You're free, doggy.' 'You're free, doggy.'
51 00:02:20,341 00:02:22,176 'Run! Run! Run!' 'Run! Run! Run!'
52 00:02:22,243 00:02:23,644 Whatever for? Whatever for?
53 00:02:23,711 00:02:24,712 swoosh swoosh
54 00:02:24,778 00:02:27,215 I have a good thing goin' for me right here. I have a good thing goin' for me right here.
55 00:02:29,417 00:02:32,753 By gadfrey, the major had better listen to me By gadfrey, the major had better listen to me
56 00:02:32,820 00:02:35,689 or major grandpapa will disinherit him. or major grandpapa will disinherit him.
57 00:02:37,291 00:02:38,659 By Jupiter! By Jupiter!
58 00:02:38,726 00:02:40,160 'A caged animal!' 'A caged animal!'
59 00:02:40,228 00:02:43,664 Major! Celebration over already? Major! Celebration over already?
60 00:02:43,731 00:02:45,966 Hope you saved me a partridge wing Hope you saved me a partridge wing
61 00:02:46,033 00:02:47,335 a giblet even! a giblet even!
62 00:02:47,401 00:02:49,036 I'll do better than that. I'll do better than that.
63 00:02:49,102 00:02:51,639 I'll save you! I'll save you!
64 00:02:51,705 00:02:52,673 clang clang
65 00:02:52,740 00:02:54,475 Go! You're free! Go! You're free!
66 00:02:54,542 00:02:55,409 I am? I am?
67 00:02:55,476 00:02:57,311 Heavens to Murgatroyd! Heavens to Murgatroyd!
68 00:02:57,378 00:02:59,179 He's flipped his jolly lid! He's flipped his jolly lid!
69 00:02:59,247 00:03:01,148 You mean, I free, at liberty You mean, I free, at liberty
70 00:03:01,215 00:03:02,583 loose, even? loose, even?
71 00:03:02,650 00:03:04,752 You won't try to shoot me in the rotunda You won't try to shoot me in the rotunda
72 00:03:04,818 00:03:05,786 'on my way out?' 'on my way out?'
73 00:03:05,853 00:03:07,154 Of course not. Of course not.
74 00:03:07,221 00:03:10,057 Nor will you ever be caged again. Nor will you ever be caged again.
75 00:03:10,123 00:03:12,993 Then I might as well join the others at the banquet. Then I might as well join the others at the banquet.
76 00:03:13,060 00:03:15,229 Exit, droolin' all the way Exit, droolin' all the way
77 00:03:15,296 00:03:16,464 stage left. stage left.
78 00:03:18,098 00:03:20,301 By jove! My favorite drink! By jove! My favorite drink!
79 00:03:20,368 00:03:22,403 Hot-buttered sarsaparilla. Hot-buttered sarsaparilla.
80 00:03:22,470 00:03:26,340 I propose a hot-buttered toast to the major. I propose a hot-buttered toast to the major.
81 00:03:26,407 00:03:28,309 * For he's a jolly good.. * * For he's a jolly good.. *
82 00:03:28,376 00:03:29,343 (Snagglepuss) 'Decent, even.' (Snagglepuss) 'Decent, even.'
83 00:03:29,410 00:03:30,978 * Fellow * * Fellow *
84 00:03:31,044 00:03:33,747 * For he's a jolly good fellow * * For he's a jolly good fellow *
85 00:03:33,814 00:03:37,184 * For I'm a jolly good fello-o-ow * * For I'm a jolly good fello-o-ow *
86 00:03:37,251 00:03:39,687 * Which nobody can deny * * Which nobody can deny *
87 00:03:39,753 00:03:42,022 * Which nobody can deny * * Which nobody can deny *
88 00:03:42,089 00:03:43,391 (Snagglepuss) 'Doubt, even.' (Snagglepuss) 'Doubt, even.'
89 00:03:43,457 00:03:46,260 * Which nobody can deny * * Which nobody can deny *
90 00:03:46,327 00:03:49,630 * For he's a jolly good fello-o-ow * * For he's a jolly good fello-o-ow *
91 00:03:49,697 00:03:52,733 * Which nobody can deny ** * Which nobody can deny **
92 00:03:52,800 00:03:53,801 Alright, men. Alright, men.
93 00:03:53,867 00:03:56,370 Let's give the major a big, big hand Let's give the major a big, big hand
94 00:03:56,437 00:03:58,272 'an arm, even.' 'an arm, even.'
95 00:03:58,339 00:03:59,373 (Major) 'Snagglepuss!' (Major) 'Snagglepuss!'
96 00:03:59,440 00:04:00,908 Yes, major? Yes, major?
97 00:04:00,974 00:04:02,576 'How in thunderation' 'How in thunderation'
98 00:04:02,643 00:04:04,011 'did you get out?' 'did you get out?'
99 00:04:04,077 00:04:05,913 Why, you let me out, major. Why, you let me out, major.
100 00:04:05,979 00:04:07,615 Don't you remember? Don't you remember?
101 00:04:07,681 00:04:10,684 Unfettered, uncag-ed, free! Unfettered, uncag-ed, free!
102 00:04:10,751 00:04:13,487 By gadfrey, you're not only a lion By gadfrey, you're not only a lion
103 00:04:13,554 00:04:14,855 you're a lyin' lion! you're a lyin' lion!
104 00:04:14,922 00:04:18,792 Exit, fairly confused, stage right. Exit, fairly confused, stage right.
105 00:04:21,161 00:04:23,331 Now, by thunder, stay put Now, by thunder, stay put
106 00:04:23,397 00:04:25,098 while I go have my dessert. while I go have my dessert.
107 00:04:25,165 00:04:26,734 I won't move a foot, major I won't move a foot, major
108 00:04:26,800 00:04:27,968 an inch, even. an inch, even.
109 00:04:28,035 00:04:31,339 By crumpet, what are you doing back in that cage? By crumpet, what are you doing back in that cage?
110 00:04:31,405 00:04:33,941 I love your sense of humor, major. I love your sense of humor, major.
111 00:04:34,007 00:04:36,209 Or is it the hot-buttered sarsaparilla? Or is it the hot-buttered sarsaparilla?
112 00:04:36,276 00:04:38,612 Come now, out of the cage. Come now, out of the cage.
113 00:04:38,679 00:04:39,647 creak creak
114 00:04:39,713 00:04:41,181 And stay out! And stay out!
115 00:04:41,248 00:04:42,950 In that case, I'll go have In that case, I'll go have
116 00:04:43,016 00:04:44,652 my dessert before I leave. my dessert before I leave.
117 00:04:44,718 00:04:47,187 So exit, for my just deserts So exit, for my just deserts
118 00:04:47,254 00:04:48,589 stage left! stage left!
119 00:04:50,090 00:04:51,124 Mmm! Mmm!
120 00:04:51,191 00:04:52,493 Cumquats jubilee Cumquats jubilee
121 00:04:52,560 00:04:54,227 my favorite goodie. my favorite goodie.
122 00:04:54,294 00:04:58,131 Major, would you be so kind as to pass the mustard? Major, would you be so kind as to pass the mustard?
123 00:04:58,198 00:04:59,967 (Major) 'No! But perhaps this' (Major) 'No! But perhaps this'
124 00:05:00,033 00:05:01,802 'will make things hot for you!' 'will make things hot for you!'
125 00:05:01,869 00:05:04,738 Back to the cage, you slippery blighter! Back to the cage, you slippery blighter!
126 00:05:04,805 00:05:05,773 March! March!
127 00:05:07,207 00:05:09,042 Heavens to straightjackets! Heavens to straightjackets!
128 00:05:09,109 00:05:10,310 I've been Houdinied. I've been Houdinied.
129 00:05:10,378 00:05:13,080 That'll hold you while I join the others That'll hold you while I join the others
130 00:05:13,146 00:05:15,315 to sing the old songs. to sing the old songs.
131 00:05:17,351 00:05:18,952 Jumping Jupiter! Jumping Jupiter!
132 00:05:19,019 00:05:20,888 Are you back in there again? Are you back in there again?
133 00:05:20,954 00:05:22,423 I thought I set you free. I thought I set you free.
134 00:05:22,490 00:05:25,158 You thought, I thought, they thought. You thought, I thought, they thought.
135 00:05:25,225 00:05:26,460 What's the difference? What's the difference?
136 00:05:26,527 00:05:28,496 I'm here, or am I? I'm here, or am I?
137 00:05:28,562 00:05:30,297 Well, by gadfrey Well, by gadfrey
138 00:05:30,364 00:05:32,666 you won't be there much longer! you won't be there much longer!
139 00:05:32,733 00:05:34,001 creak creak
140 00:05:34,067 00:05:37,337 if you don't mind, I'll skip singin' the old songs if you don't mind, I'll skip singin' the old songs
141 00:05:37,405 00:05:39,740 and exit back to the jungle, stage-- and exit back to the jungle, stage--
142 00:05:39,807 00:05:41,141 - 'Hold it!' - Huh? - 'Hold it!' - Huh?
143 00:05:41,208 00:05:44,378 I'd like to take your picture before you go. I'd like to take your picture before you go.
144 00:05:44,445 00:05:45,913 Oops. No film. Oops. No film.
145 00:05:45,979 00:05:47,347 Must load the camera. Must load the camera.
146 00:05:47,415 00:05:49,517 Eh, just hold that pose till I get back. Eh, just hold that pose till I get back.
147 00:05:49,583 00:05:51,985 It's the least I can do for a soft-headed.. It's the least I can do for a soft-headed..
148 00:05:52,052 00:05:54,054 Hearted friend, pal, even. Hearted friend, pal, even.
149 00:05:54,121 00:05:55,389 By gadfrey, you didn't By gadfrey, you didn't
150 00:05:55,456 00:05:57,257 expect me back so soon, did you? expect me back so soon, did you?
151 00:05:57,324 00:05:59,259 No, I didn't, but if you're loaded No, I didn't, but if you're loaded
152 00:05:59,326 00:06:00,494 go ahead and shoot. go ahead and shoot.
153 00:06:00,561 00:06:01,662 I won't move. I won't move.
154 00:06:01,729 00:06:03,330 Thanks for the cooperation. Thanks for the cooperation.
155 00:06:03,397 00:06:05,332 bang bang
156 00:06:05,399 00:06:06,800 Heavens to nimrod! Heavens to nimrod!
157 00:06:06,867 00:06:09,002 He's flipped his jolly wig again! He's flipped his jolly wig again!
158 00:06:09,069 00:06:10,070 swoosh swoosh
159 00:06:10,137 00:06:12,906 Wide open spaces, here I come! Wide open spaces, here I come!
160 00:06:12,973 00:06:14,575 Hold it! Hold it!
161 00:06:14,642 00:06:17,411 Don't move while I shoot you! Don't move while I shoot you!
162 00:06:17,478 00:06:19,146 Hold it! Hold it!
163 00:06:19,212 00:06:22,182 Don't move while I shoot you! Don't move while I shoot you!
164 00:06:22,249 00:06:23,350 Will you hold still? Will you hold still?
165 00:06:23,417 00:06:25,252 Oh, no! Oh, no!
166 00:06:25,318 00:06:26,520 Will you hold still? Will you hold still?
167 00:06:26,587 00:06:29,823 Stop! I know when I'm licked! Stop! I know when I'm licked!
168 00:06:29,890 00:06:31,024 clang clang
169 00:06:31,091 00:06:33,226 There. Are you satisfied? There. Are you satisfied?
170 00:06:33,293 00:06:36,630 Now will you hold it while I take a picture? Now will you hold it while I take a picture?
171 00:06:36,697 00:06:37,765 Clyde! Clyde!
172 00:06:37,831 00:06:38,632 Major! Major!
173 00:06:38,699 00:06:40,534 Heavens to murgatroyd! Heavens to murgatroyd!
174 00:06:40,601 00:06:42,870 I've been playin' with a pair of jokers. I've been playin' with a pair of jokers.
175 00:06:42,936 00:06:45,539 You mean, if I hunt another beast You mean, if I hunt another beast
176 00:06:45,606 00:06:48,075 grandpapa will cut me off? grandpapa will cut me off?
177 00:06:48,141 00:06:49,543 Without a crumpet. Without a crumpet.
178 00:06:49,610 00:06:51,411 By gadfrey, Snagglepuss By gadfrey, Snagglepuss
179 00:06:51,479 00:06:52,813 you're free to go. you're free to go.
180 00:06:52,880 00:06:55,449 'But first, I'd like you and Clyde' 'But first, I'd like you and Clyde'
181 00:06:55,516 00:06:57,651 'to do me one small favor.' 'to do me one small favor.'
182 00:06:58,452 00:07:00,854 Steady now. Hold it. Steady now. Hold it.
183 00:07:00,921 00:07:02,456 click click click click
184 00:07:02,523 00:07:04,925 This kind of shootin' I go for This kind of shootin' I go for
185 00:07:04,992 00:07:06,927 enjoy, even. enjoy, even.
186 00:07:10,397 00:07:13,534 [theme music] [theme music]