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1 00:00:00,534 00:00:03,137 [theme music] [theme music]
2 00:00:20,654 00:00:22,356 This castle belonged This castle belonged
3 00:00:22,423 00:00:24,858 to the brave and noble King Arthur to the brave and noble King Arthur
4 00:00:24,925 00:00:27,228 of whom history tells us much. of whom history tells us much.
5 00:00:27,295 00:00:30,231 In this room is the famous round table In this room is the famous round table
6 00:00:30,298 00:00:31,565 'where he met with his knights.' 'where he met with his knights.'
7 00:00:31,632 00:00:34,535 'And that is King Arthur's chair.' 'And that is King Arthur's chair.'
8 00:00:34,602 00:00:36,304 (male #1) What are those pillows doing there? (male #1) What are those pillows doing there?
9 00:00:36,370 00:00:39,407 Those pillows belonged to his favorite knight Those pillows belonged to his favorite knight
10 00:00:39,473 00:00:41,542 who always sat at Arthur's right. who always sat at Arthur's right.
11 00:00:41,609 00:00:44,011 Why did he have to sit on pillows? Why did he have to sit on pillows?
12 00:00:44,078 00:00:45,713 Ah, the pillows. Ah, the pillows.
13 00:00:45,779 00:00:49,417 Well, the story goes something like this. Well, the story goes something like this.
14 00:00:49,483 00:00:51,985 Once upon a time there was a knightknown as Once upon a time there was a knightknown as
15 00:00:52,052 00:00:54,755 Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted. Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted.
16 00:00:54,822 00:00:56,023 It figures. It figures.
17 00:00:56,090 00:00:59,860 If I were a chicken, I'd be chicken-livered. If I were a chicken, I'd be chicken-livered.
18 00:00:59,927 00:01:03,764 Snagglepuss' lifelong ambition was to become a member Snagglepuss' lifelong ambition was to become a member
19 00:01:03,831 00:01:07,135 of King Arthur's knights of the round table. of King Arthur's knights of the round table.
20 00:01:07,201 00:01:09,403 You're not just whistling a minuet. You're not just whistling a minuet.
21 00:01:09,470 00:01:12,005 I possess information I possess information
22 00:01:12,072 00:01:13,974 that ere the clock striketh 2:00 that ere the clock striketh 2:00
23 00:01:14,041 00:01:16,377 'King Arthur starts his annual' 'King Arthur starts his annual'
24 00:01:16,444 00:01:19,947 'knights of the roundtable membership drive.' 'knights of the roundtable membership drive.'
25 00:01:20,013 00:01:22,616 dong-dong dong-dong
26 00:01:22,683 00:01:27,087 'King Arthur, this is your day for a new knight.' 'King Arthur, this is your day for a new knight.'
27 00:01:28,556 00:01:32,560 Exit, rattling all the way, stage right. Exit, rattling all the way, stage right.
28 00:01:34,328 00:01:38,266 I want this to be the biggest membership drive ever. I want this to be the biggest membership drive ever.
29 00:01:38,332 00:01:41,669 So ye knights better get on ye ball. So ye knights better get on ye ball.
30 00:01:41,735 00:01:43,604 For King Arthur. For King Arthur.
31 00:01:43,671 00:01:47,808 (in unison) What ho! Hip-hip. What ho! Hip-hip. (in unison) What ho! Hip-hip. What ho! Hip-hip.
32 00:01:47,875 00:01:49,477 What ho! Hip-hip. What ho! Hip-hip.
33 00:01:49,543 00:01:52,112 (Snagglepuss) 'Hold it. Hold it.' (Snagglepuss) 'Hold it. Hold it.'
34 00:01:52,180 00:01:53,914 'Stop, even.' 'Stop, even.'
35 00:01:53,981 00:01:55,916 Where's my application blank? Where's my application blank?
36 00:01:55,983 00:01:58,452 I'm joinin'. I'm joinin'. I'm joinin'. I'm joinin'.
37 00:01:58,519 00:02:01,755 By my beard, it's the would-be knight again. By my beard, it's the would-be knight again.
38 00:02:01,822 00:02:03,724 The dolt never gives up. The dolt never gives up.
39 00:02:03,791 00:02:06,894 Say, what do I have to do to get Say, what do I have to do to get
40 00:02:06,960 00:02:08,562 into this chintzy outfit, art? into this chintzy outfit, art?
41 00:02:08,629 00:02:11,465 Uh, your majesty, king, even. Uh, your majesty, king, even.
42 00:02:11,532 00:02:15,669 Oh, slay a dragon, rescue a princess Oh, slay a dragon, rescue a princess
43 00:02:15,736 00:02:16,737 joust with a villain joust with a villain
44 00:02:16,804 00:02:18,872 'and we might let you join us.' 'and we might let you join us.'
45 00:02:18,939 00:02:21,175 Might? Might? Might? Might?
46 00:02:21,242 00:02:24,545 What kind of ye olde guarantee is that? What kind of ye olde guarantee is that?
47 00:02:24,612 00:02:27,281 Your majesty, why not let him, uh.. Your majesty, why not let him, uh..
48 00:02:27,348 00:02:30,251 [whispers] [whispers]
49 00:02:30,318 00:02:33,020 A good suggestion, Sir Round. A good suggestion, Sir Round.
50 00:02:33,086 00:02:34,888 He's doth asking for it. He's doth asking for it.
51 00:02:34,955 00:02:37,625 (Snagglepuss) 'Well, speak up. Speak up.' (Snagglepuss) 'Well, speak up. Speak up.'
52 00:02:37,691 00:02:41,128 I can't wait all day to become a knight. I can't wait all day to become a knight.
53 00:02:41,195 00:02:43,030 I'll maketh thee a knight I'll maketh thee a knight
54 00:02:43,096 00:02:44,798 if thou bringeth back the sword if thou bringeth back the sword
55 00:02:44,865 00:02:48,402 'belonging to the stormy knight' 'belonging to the stormy knight'
56 00:02:48,469 00:02:50,604 'the meanest, orneriest' 'the meanest, orneriest'
57 00:02:50,671 00:02:52,973 'toughest villain in my kingdom.' 'toughest villain in my kingdom.'
58 00:02:53,040 00:02:54,508 And where, pray thee And where, pray thee
59 00:02:54,575 00:02:56,977 does the stormy knight dwelleth? does the stormy knight dwelleth?
60 00:02:57,044 00:02:58,346 Liveth, even? Liveth, even?
61 00:02:58,412 00:03:01,249 In yon impenetrable castle In yon impenetrable castle
62 00:03:01,315 00:03:03,517 where all have failed to gain entry where all have failed to gain entry
63 00:03:03,584 00:03:05,619 'or to return, even.' 'or to return, even.'
64 00:03:05,686 00:03:08,222 Then I shall mildred forth. Then I shall mildred forth.
65 00:03:08,289 00:03:10,090 Or is it sally forth? Or is it sally forth?
66 00:03:10,157 00:03:12,360 Or July fourth, even? Or July fourth, even?
67 00:03:12,426 00:03:13,594 And before I'm through And before I'm through
68 00:03:13,661 00:03:15,829 yon castle will be as penetrable yon castle will be as penetrable
69 00:03:15,896 00:03:18,366 as a cheese that's been Swiss-ed. as a cheese that's been Swiss-ed.
70 00:03:18,432 00:03:22,069 Exit, odsbodkinsing all the way, Exit, odsbodkinsing all the way,
71 00:03:22,135 00:03:24,004 stage left. stage left.
72 00:03:24,071 00:03:28,709 That's the last we'll ever see of that would-be knight. That's the last we'll ever see of that would-be knight.
73 00:03:29,277 00:03:30,844 [pounding] [pounding]
74 00:03:30,911 00:03:32,380 Open up, Stormy! Open up, Stormy!
75 00:03:32,446 00:03:35,783 I don't go for this impenetrable jazz. I don't go for this impenetrable jazz.
76 00:03:35,849 00:03:38,419 (Stormy) 'Buckets of rain and thunder' (Stormy) 'Buckets of rain and thunder'
77 00:03:38,486 00:03:42,055 'what churl does knock at me castle door?' 'what churl does knock at me castle door?'
78 00:03:42,122 00:03:44,458 I, Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted I, Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted
79 00:03:44,525 00:03:47,060 am the churl who doth knock. am the churl who doth knock.
80 00:03:47,127 00:03:48,562 Pound, even. Pound, even.
81 00:03:48,629 00:03:51,164 Open in the name of King Arthur Open in the name of King Arthur
82 00:03:51,231 00:03:53,367 and the knights of the round table. and the knights of the round table.
83 00:03:53,434 00:03:56,069 By lightning and partly cloudy By lightning and partly cloudy
84 00:03:56,136 00:03:59,773 this stout must be dispensed with forthwith. this stout must be dispensed with forthwith.
85 00:04:01,575 00:04:03,444 Heavens to Murgatroyd! Heavens to Murgatroyd!
86 00:04:03,511 00:04:06,814 All of a sudden, I feel light-headed. All of a sudden, I feel light-headed.
87 00:04:06,880 00:04:08,482 clang clang
88 00:04:08,549 00:04:10,351 How deucedly clever. How deucedly clever.
89 00:04:10,418 00:04:13,754 I didn't know you had elevator service in this joint. I didn't know you had elevator service in this joint.
90 00:04:13,821 00:04:17,658 We also have goin' down service. We also have goin' down service.
91 00:04:17,725 00:04:19,727 Goin' down! Goin' down!
92 00:04:20,628 00:04:22,463 thud thud
93 00:04:22,530 00:04:23,497 [knocking on door] [knocking on door]
94 00:04:23,564 00:04:24,998 (Stormy) 'Who's there?' (Stormy) 'Who's there?'
95 00:04:25,065 00:04:27,167 A traveling roundelay A traveling roundelay
96 00:04:27,234 00:04:29,837 to fill thine heart with jest. to fill thine heart with jest.
97 00:04:29,903 00:04:31,472 Jokes, even. Jokes, even.
98 00:04:31,539 00:04:33,307 'Mayeth I come in?' 'Mayeth I come in?'
99 00:04:33,374 00:04:36,410 Has thou a sample of thy funny stuff? Has thou a sample of thy funny stuff?
100 00:04:36,477 00:04:39,613 Hast I? Get a load of this. Hast I? Get a load of this.
101 00:04:39,680 00:04:43,484 Why doth the partridge cross the drawbridge? Why doth the partridge cross the drawbridge?
102 00:04:43,551 00:04:45,819 I don't know. Why? I don't know. Why?
103 00:04:45,886 00:04:48,221 Let me in, and I'll tell ya. Let me in, and I'll tell ya.
104 00:04:48,288 00:04:49,523 It's a dilly. It's a dilly.
105 00:04:49,590 00:04:53,026 By fog and smog, I got to know. By fog and smog, I got to know.
106 00:04:53,093 00:04:54,662 Enter! Enter!
107 00:04:54,728 00:04:56,664 Thank you. Thank you.
108 00:04:56,730 00:05:00,601 Now, why doth the partridge cross the drawbridge? Now, why doth the partridge cross the drawbridge?
109 00:05:00,668 00:05:03,837 Who cares? I got a better story. Who cares? I got a better story.
110 00:05:03,904 00:05:05,138 Dramatic, even. Dramatic, even.
111 00:05:05,205 00:05:09,076 It's titled, "How Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted It's titled, "How Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted
112 00:05:09,142 00:05:11,445 met the Stormy Knight." met the Stormy Knight."
113 00:05:12,179 00:05:13,847 How do you do? How do you do?
114 00:05:13,914 00:05:17,885 Then, by cloudy skies, I challenge thee to a joust. Then, by cloudy skies, I challenge thee to a joust.
115 00:05:17,951 00:05:20,921 - Joust a minute. - Joust a minute. - Joust a minute. - Joust a minute.
116 00:05:20,988 00:05:23,090 Just what is a joust? Just what is a joust?
117 00:05:23,924 00:05:25,025 This is a joust? This is a joust?
118 00:05:25,092 00:05:29,563 By thunder, 'tis not a cricket match. By thunder, 'tis not a cricket match.
119 00:05:29,630 00:05:33,133 'Yon screwball in ye side pocket.' 'Yon screwball in ye side pocket.'
120 00:05:33,200 00:05:35,469 'Have at you, knave!' 'Have at you, knave!'
121 00:05:36,970 00:05:40,374 Likewise, I'm sure. Giddy-up, horsey! Likewise, I'm sure. Giddy-up, horsey!
122 00:05:41,675 00:05:44,778 Whoa, horsey! Come back, even. Whoa, horsey! Come back, even.
123 00:05:47,180 00:05:49,650 Heavens to Guinevere. Heavens to Guinevere.
124 00:05:49,717 00:05:52,152 Here's a joke for ya, funny fella. Here's a joke for ya, funny fella.
125 00:05:52,219 00:05:54,755 I'm sure you'll get the point. I'm sure you'll get the point.
126 00:05:54,822 00:05:58,358 Exit, hopin' for the best, stage right. Exit, hopin' for the best, stage right.
127 00:05:59,493 00:06:00,461 crash crash
128 00:06:00,528 00:06:02,029 [rattling] [rattling]
129 00:06:02,095 00:06:05,533 Heavens to Murgatroyd, I've been skewered. Heavens to Murgatroyd, I've been skewered.
130 00:06:05,599 00:06:09,637 And now my trusty sword shall finish thee. And now my trusty sword shall finish thee.
131 00:06:09,703 00:06:11,605 Think I'm scared, huh? Think I'm scared, huh?
132 00:06:11,672 00:06:13,273 Think I'll show the yellow crumpet Think I'll show the yellow crumpet
133 00:06:13,340 00:06:15,743 and run for the zones, eh? and run for the zones, eh?
134 00:06:15,809 00:06:18,011 Well, I got a trusty sword too. Well, I got a trusty sword too.
135 00:06:18,078 00:06:20,347 I still owe six and thruppence on it. I still owe six and thruppence on it.
136 00:06:20,414 00:06:22,516 So let's make a real smasher of it. So let's make a real smasher of it.
137 00:06:22,583 00:06:24,752 A duel, even. A duel, even.
138 00:06:27,320 00:06:28,856 'Youch!' 'Youch!'
139 00:06:30,157 00:06:32,593 (Snagglepuss) 'I did it. I did it.' (Snagglepuss) 'I did it. I did it.'
140 00:06:32,660 00:06:35,663 Odsbodkins. The bumpkin is back. Odsbodkins. The bumpkin is back.
141 00:06:35,729 00:06:37,798 I defeated the Stormy Knight. I defeated the Stormy Knight.
142 00:06:37,865 00:06:40,768 Now I'm one of ya. A member, even. Now I'm one of ya. A member, even.
143 00:06:40,834 00:06:44,204 Then thou shalt be my favorite knight Then thou shalt be my favorite knight
144 00:06:44,271 00:06:46,139 and sit at my right hand. and sit at my right hand.
145 00:06:46,206 00:06:48,275 Ask for proof, your majesty. Ask for proof, your majesty.
146 00:06:48,341 00:06:50,711 Hath he the Stormy Knight's sword? Hath he the Stormy Knight's sword?
147 00:06:50,778 00:06:53,781 Hast thou the Stormy Knight's sword? Hast thou the Stormy Knight's sword?
148 00:06:53,847 00:06:56,484 Hast I the Stormy Knight's sword? Hast I the Stormy Knight's sword?
149 00:06:56,550 00:06:58,318 Heavens to Murgatroyd. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
150 00:06:58,385 00:07:01,154 What does thou think this is What does thou think this is
151 00:07:01,221 00:07:03,591 a shish kebab? a shish kebab?
152 00:07:05,258 00:07:07,861 [theme music] [theme music]