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1 | 00:00:00,534 | 00:00:03,137 | [theme music] | [theme music] |
2 | 00:00:20,654 | 00:00:22,356 | This castle belonged | This castle belonged |
3 | 00:00:22,423 | 00:00:24,858 | to the brave and noble King Arthur | to the brave and noble King Arthur |
4 | 00:00:24,925 | 00:00:27,228 | of whom history tells us much. | of whom history tells us much. |
5 | 00:00:27,295 | 00:00:30,231 | In this room is the famous round table | In this room is the famous round table |
6 | 00:00:30,298 | 00:00:31,565 | 'where he met with his knights.' | 'where he met with his knights.' |
7 | 00:00:31,632 | 00:00:34,535 | 'And that is King Arthur's chair.' | 'And that is King Arthur's chair.' |
8 | 00:00:34,602 | 00:00:36,304 | (male #1) What are those pillows doing there? | (male #1) What are those pillows doing there? |
9 | 00:00:36,370 | 00:00:39,407 | Those pillows belonged to his favorite knight | Those pillows belonged to his favorite knight |
10 | 00:00:39,473 | 00:00:41,542 | who always sat at Arthur's right. | who always sat at Arthur's right. |
11 | 00:00:41,609 | 00:00:44,011 | Why did he have to sit on pillows? | Why did he have to sit on pillows? |
12 | 00:00:44,078 | 00:00:45,713 | Ah, the pillows. | Ah, the pillows. |
13 | 00:00:45,779 | 00:00:49,417 | Well, the story goes something like this. | Well, the story goes something like this. |
14 | 00:00:49,483 | 00:00:51,985 | Once upon a time there was a knightknown as | Once upon a time there was a knightknown as |
15 | 00:00:52,052 | 00:00:54,755 | Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted. | Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted. |
16 | 00:00:54,822 | 00:00:56,023 | It figures. | It figures. |
17 | 00:00:56,090 | 00:00:59,860 | If I were a chicken, I'd be chicken-livered. | If I were a chicken, I'd be chicken-livered. |
18 | 00:00:59,927 | 00:01:03,764 | Snagglepuss' lifelong ambition was to become a member | Snagglepuss' lifelong ambition was to become a member |
19 | 00:01:03,831 | 00:01:07,135 | of King Arthur's knights of the round table. | of King Arthur's knights of the round table. |
20 | 00:01:07,201 | 00:01:09,403 | You're not just whistling a minuet. | You're not just whistling a minuet. |
21 | 00:01:09,470 | 00:01:12,005 | I possess information | I possess information |
22 | 00:01:12,072 | 00:01:13,974 | that ere the clock striketh 2:00 | that ere the clock striketh 2:00 |
23 | 00:01:14,041 | 00:01:16,377 | 'King Arthur starts his annual' | 'King Arthur starts his annual' |
24 | 00:01:16,444 | 00:01:19,947 | 'knights of the roundtable membership drive.' | 'knights of the roundtable membership drive.' |
25 | 00:01:20,013 | 00:01:22,616 | dong-dong | dong-dong |
26 | 00:01:22,683 | 00:01:27,087 | 'King Arthur, this is your day for a new knight.' | 'King Arthur, this is your day for a new knight.' |
27 | 00:01:28,556 | 00:01:32,560 | Exit, rattling all the way, stage right. | Exit, rattling all the way, stage right. |
28 | 00:01:34,328 | 00:01:38,266 | I want this to be the biggest membership drive ever. | I want this to be the biggest membership drive ever. |
29 | 00:01:38,332 | 00:01:41,669 | So ye knights better get on ye ball. | So ye knights better get on ye ball. |
30 | 00:01:41,735 | 00:01:43,604 | For King Arthur. | For King Arthur. |
31 | 00:01:43,671 | 00:01:47,808 | (in unison) What ho! Hip-hip. What ho! Hip-hip. | (in unison) What ho! Hip-hip. What ho! Hip-hip. |
32 | 00:01:47,875 | 00:01:49,477 | What ho! Hip-hip. | What ho! Hip-hip. |
33 | 00:01:49,543 | 00:01:52,112 | (Snagglepuss) 'Hold it. Hold it.' | (Snagglepuss) 'Hold it. Hold it.' |
34 | 00:01:52,180 | 00:01:53,914 | 'Stop, even.' | 'Stop, even.' |
35 | 00:01:53,981 | 00:01:55,916 | Where's my application blank? | Where's my application blank? |
36 | 00:01:55,983 | 00:01:58,452 | I'm joinin'. I'm joinin'. | I'm joinin'. I'm joinin'. |
37 | 00:01:58,519 | 00:02:01,755 | By my beard, it's the would-be knight again. | By my beard, it's the would-be knight again. |
38 | 00:02:01,822 | 00:02:03,724 | The dolt never gives up. | The dolt never gives up. |
39 | 00:02:03,791 | 00:02:06,894 | Say, what do I have to do to get | Say, what do I have to do to get |
40 | 00:02:06,960 | 00:02:08,562 | into this chintzy outfit, art? | into this chintzy outfit, art? |
41 | 00:02:08,629 | 00:02:11,465 | Uh, your majesty, king, even. | Uh, your majesty, king, even. |
42 | 00:02:11,532 | 00:02:15,669 | Oh, slay a dragon, rescue a princess | Oh, slay a dragon, rescue a princess |
43 | 00:02:15,736 | 00:02:16,737 | joust with a villain | joust with a villain |
44 | 00:02:16,804 | 00:02:18,872 | 'and we might let you join us.' | 'and we might let you join us.' |
45 | 00:02:18,939 | 00:02:21,175 | Might? Might? | Might? Might? |
46 | 00:02:21,242 | 00:02:24,545 | What kind of ye olde guarantee is that? | What kind of ye olde guarantee is that? |
47 | 00:02:24,612 | 00:02:27,281 | Your majesty, why not let him, uh.. | Your majesty, why not let him, uh.. |
48 | 00:02:27,348 | 00:02:30,251 | [whispers] | [whispers] |
49 | 00:02:30,318 | 00:02:33,020 | A good suggestion, Sir Round. | A good suggestion, Sir Round. |
50 | 00:02:33,086 | 00:02:34,888 | He's doth asking for it. | He's doth asking for it. |
51 | 00:02:34,955 | 00:02:37,625 | (Snagglepuss) 'Well, speak up. Speak up.' | (Snagglepuss) 'Well, speak up. Speak up.' |
52 | 00:02:37,691 | 00:02:41,128 | I can't wait all day to become a knight. | I can't wait all day to become a knight. |
53 | 00:02:41,195 | 00:02:43,030 | I'll maketh thee a knight | I'll maketh thee a knight |
54 | 00:02:43,096 | 00:02:44,798 | if thou bringeth back the sword | if thou bringeth back the sword |
55 | 00:02:44,865 | 00:02:48,402 | 'belonging to the stormy knight' | 'belonging to the stormy knight' |
56 | 00:02:48,469 | 00:02:50,604 | 'the meanest, orneriest' | 'the meanest, orneriest' |
57 | 00:02:50,671 | 00:02:52,973 | 'toughest villain in my kingdom.' | 'toughest villain in my kingdom.' |
58 | 00:02:53,040 | 00:02:54,508 | And where, pray thee | And where, pray thee |
59 | 00:02:54,575 | 00:02:56,977 | does the stormy knight dwelleth? | does the stormy knight dwelleth? |
60 | 00:02:57,044 | 00:02:58,346 | Liveth, even? | Liveth, even? |
61 | 00:02:58,412 | 00:03:01,249 | In yon impenetrable castle | In yon impenetrable castle |
62 | 00:03:01,315 | 00:03:03,517 | where all have failed to gain entry | where all have failed to gain entry |
63 | 00:03:03,584 | 00:03:05,619 | 'or to return, even.' | 'or to return, even.' |
64 | 00:03:05,686 | 00:03:08,222 | Then I shall mildred forth. | Then I shall mildred forth. |
65 | 00:03:08,289 | 00:03:10,090 | Or is it sally forth? | Or is it sally forth? |
66 | 00:03:10,157 | 00:03:12,360 | Or July fourth, even? | Or July fourth, even? |
67 | 00:03:12,426 | 00:03:13,594 | And before I'm through | And before I'm through |
68 | 00:03:13,661 | 00:03:15,829 | yon castle will be as penetrable | yon castle will be as penetrable |
69 | 00:03:15,896 | 00:03:18,366 | as a cheese that's been Swiss-ed. | as a cheese that's been Swiss-ed. |
70 | 00:03:18,432 | 00:03:22,069 | Exit, odsbodkinsing all the way, | Exit, odsbodkinsing all the way, |
71 | 00:03:22,135 | 00:03:24,004 | stage left. | stage left. |
72 | 00:03:24,071 | 00:03:28,709 | That's the last we'll ever see of that would-be knight. | That's the last we'll ever see of that would-be knight. |
73 | 00:03:29,277 | 00:03:30,844 | [pounding] | [pounding] |
74 | 00:03:30,911 | 00:03:32,380 | Open up, Stormy! | Open up, Stormy! |
75 | 00:03:32,446 | 00:03:35,783 | I don't go for this impenetrable jazz. | I don't go for this impenetrable jazz. |
76 | 00:03:35,849 | 00:03:38,419 | (Stormy) 'Buckets of rain and thunder' | (Stormy) 'Buckets of rain and thunder' |
77 | 00:03:38,486 | 00:03:42,055 | 'what churl does knock at me castle door?' | 'what churl does knock at me castle door?' |
78 | 00:03:42,122 | 00:03:44,458 | I, Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted | I, Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted |
79 | 00:03:44,525 | 00:03:47,060 | am the churl who doth knock. | am the churl who doth knock. |
80 | 00:03:47,127 | 00:03:48,562 | Pound, even. | Pound, even. |
81 | 00:03:48,629 | 00:03:51,164 | Open in the name of King Arthur | Open in the name of King Arthur |
82 | 00:03:51,231 | 00:03:53,367 | and the knights of the round table. | and the knights of the round table. |
83 | 00:03:53,434 | 00:03:56,069 | By lightning and partly cloudy | By lightning and partly cloudy |
84 | 00:03:56,136 | 00:03:59,773 | this stout must be dispensed with forthwith. | this stout must be dispensed with forthwith. |
85 | 00:04:01,575 | 00:04:03,444 | Heavens to Murgatroyd! | Heavens to Murgatroyd! |
86 | 00:04:03,511 | 00:04:06,814 | All of a sudden, I feel light-headed. | All of a sudden, I feel light-headed. |
87 | 00:04:06,880 | 00:04:08,482 | clang | clang |
88 | 00:04:08,549 | 00:04:10,351 | How deucedly clever. | How deucedly clever. |
89 | 00:04:10,418 | 00:04:13,754 | I didn't know you had elevator service in this joint. | I didn't know you had elevator service in this joint. |
90 | 00:04:13,821 | 00:04:17,658 | We also have goin' down service. | We also have goin' down service. |
91 | 00:04:17,725 | 00:04:19,727 | Goin' down! | Goin' down! |
92 | 00:04:20,628 | 00:04:22,463 | thud | thud |
93 | 00:04:22,530 | 00:04:23,497 | [knocking on door] | [knocking on door] |
94 | 00:04:23,564 | 00:04:24,998 | (Stormy) 'Who's there?' | (Stormy) 'Who's there?' |
95 | 00:04:25,065 | 00:04:27,167 | A traveling roundelay | A traveling roundelay |
96 | 00:04:27,234 | 00:04:29,837 | to fill thine heart with jest. | to fill thine heart with jest. |
97 | 00:04:29,903 | 00:04:31,472 | Jokes, even. | Jokes, even. |
98 | 00:04:31,539 | 00:04:33,307 | 'Mayeth I come in?' | 'Mayeth I come in?' |
99 | 00:04:33,374 | 00:04:36,410 | Has thou a sample of thy funny stuff? | Has thou a sample of thy funny stuff? |
100 | 00:04:36,477 | 00:04:39,613 | Hast I? Get a load of this. | Hast I? Get a load of this. |
101 | 00:04:39,680 | 00:04:43,484 | Why doth the partridge cross the drawbridge? | Why doth the partridge cross the drawbridge? |
102 | 00:04:43,551 | 00:04:45,819 | I don't know. Why? | I don't know. Why? |
103 | 00:04:45,886 | 00:04:48,221 | Let me in, and I'll tell ya. | Let me in, and I'll tell ya. |
104 | 00:04:48,288 | 00:04:49,523 | It's a dilly. | It's a dilly. |
105 | 00:04:49,590 | 00:04:53,026 | By fog and smog, I got to know. | By fog and smog, I got to know. |
106 | 00:04:53,093 | 00:04:54,662 | Enter! | Enter! |
107 | 00:04:54,728 | 00:04:56,664 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
108 | 00:04:56,730 | 00:05:00,601 | Now, why doth the partridge cross the drawbridge? | Now, why doth the partridge cross the drawbridge? |
109 | 00:05:00,668 | 00:05:03,837 | Who cares? I got a better story. | Who cares? I got a better story. |
110 | 00:05:03,904 | 00:05:05,138 | Dramatic, even. | Dramatic, even. |
111 | 00:05:05,205 | 00:05:09,076 | It's titled, "How Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted | It's titled, "How Snagglepuss the Lion-hearted |
112 | 00:05:09,142 | 00:05:11,445 | met the Stormy Knight." | met the Stormy Knight." |
113 | 00:05:12,179 | 00:05:13,847 | How do you do? | How do you do? |
114 | 00:05:13,914 | 00:05:17,885 | Then, by cloudy skies, I challenge thee to a joust. | Then, by cloudy skies, I challenge thee to a joust. |
115 | 00:05:17,951 | 00:05:20,921 | - Joust a minute. - Joust a minute. | - Joust a minute. - Joust a minute. |
116 | 00:05:20,988 | 00:05:23,090 | Just what is a joust? | Just what is a joust? |
117 | 00:05:23,924 | 00:05:25,025 | This is a joust? | This is a joust? |
118 | 00:05:25,092 | 00:05:29,563 | By thunder, 'tis not a cricket match. | By thunder, 'tis not a cricket match. |
119 | 00:05:29,630 | 00:05:33,133 | 'Yon screwball in ye side pocket.' | 'Yon screwball in ye side pocket.' |
120 | 00:05:33,200 | 00:05:35,469 | 'Have at you, knave!' | 'Have at you, knave!' |
121 | 00:05:36,970 | 00:05:40,374 | Likewise, I'm sure. Giddy-up, horsey! | Likewise, I'm sure. Giddy-up, horsey! |
122 | 00:05:41,675 | 00:05:44,778 | Whoa, horsey! Come back, even. | Whoa, horsey! Come back, even. |
123 | 00:05:47,180 | 00:05:49,650 | Heavens to Guinevere. | Heavens to Guinevere. |
124 | 00:05:49,717 | 00:05:52,152 | Here's a joke for ya, funny fella. | Here's a joke for ya, funny fella. |
125 | 00:05:52,219 | 00:05:54,755 | I'm sure you'll get the point. | I'm sure you'll get the point. |
126 | 00:05:54,822 | 00:05:58,358 | Exit, hopin' for the best, stage right. | Exit, hopin' for the best, stage right. |
127 | 00:05:59,493 | 00:06:00,461 | crash | crash |
128 | 00:06:00,528 | 00:06:02,029 | [rattling] | [rattling] |
129 | 00:06:02,095 | 00:06:05,533 | Heavens to Murgatroyd, I've been skewered. | Heavens to Murgatroyd, I've been skewered. |
130 | 00:06:05,599 | 00:06:09,637 | And now my trusty sword shall finish thee. | And now my trusty sword shall finish thee. |
131 | 00:06:09,703 | 00:06:11,605 | Think I'm scared, huh? | Think I'm scared, huh? |
132 | 00:06:11,672 | 00:06:13,273 | Think I'll show the yellow crumpet | Think I'll show the yellow crumpet |
133 | 00:06:13,340 | 00:06:15,743 | and run for the zones, eh? | and run for the zones, eh? |
134 | 00:06:15,809 | 00:06:18,011 | Well, I got a trusty sword too. | Well, I got a trusty sword too. |
135 | 00:06:18,078 | 00:06:20,347 | I still owe six and thruppence on it. | I still owe six and thruppence on it. |
136 | 00:06:20,414 | 00:06:22,516 | So let's make a real smasher of it. | So let's make a real smasher of it. |
137 | 00:06:22,583 | 00:06:24,752 | A duel, even. | A duel, even. |
138 | 00:06:27,320 | 00:06:28,856 | 'Youch!' | 'Youch!' |
139 | 00:06:30,157 | 00:06:32,593 | (Snagglepuss) 'I did it. I did it.' | (Snagglepuss) 'I did it. I did it.' |
140 | 00:06:32,660 | 00:06:35,663 | Odsbodkins. The bumpkin is back. | Odsbodkins. The bumpkin is back. |
141 | 00:06:35,729 | 00:06:37,798 | I defeated the Stormy Knight. | I defeated the Stormy Knight. |
142 | 00:06:37,865 | 00:06:40,768 | Now I'm one of ya. A member, even. | Now I'm one of ya. A member, even. |
143 | 00:06:40,834 | 00:06:44,204 | Then thou shalt be my favorite knight | Then thou shalt be my favorite knight |
144 | 00:06:44,271 | 00:06:46,139 | and sit at my right hand. | and sit at my right hand. |
145 | 00:06:46,206 | 00:06:48,275 | Ask for proof, your majesty. | Ask for proof, your majesty. |
146 | 00:06:48,341 | 00:06:50,711 | Hath he the Stormy Knight's sword? | Hath he the Stormy Knight's sword? |
147 | 00:06:50,778 | 00:06:53,781 | Hast thou the Stormy Knight's sword? | Hast thou the Stormy Knight's sword? |
148 | 00:06:53,847 | 00:06:56,484 | Hast I the Stormy Knight's sword? | Hast I the Stormy Knight's sword? |
149 | 00:06:56,550 | 00:06:58,318 | Heavens to Murgatroyd. | Heavens to Murgatroyd. |
150 | 00:06:58,385 | 00:07:01,154 | What does thou think this is | What does thou think this is |
151 | 00:07:01,221 | 00:07:03,591 | a shish kebab? | a shish kebab? |
152 | 00:07:05,258 | 00:07:07,861 | [theme music] | [theme music] |