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1 00:00:01,335 00:00:04,072 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
2 00:00:20,821 00:00:22,156 [drumroll] [drumroll]
3 00:00:23,824 00:00:26,160 (male narrator) Sing a song of suspense (male narrator) Sing a song of suspense
4 00:00:26,227 00:00:28,262 the palace has a spy. the palace has a spy.
5 00:00:28,329 00:00:30,764 And I'll kick his royal highness out And I'll kick his royal highness out
6 00:00:30,831 00:00:33,134 or know the reason why. or know the reason why.
7 00:00:33,201 00:00:36,070 Hello there. My name is Countdown Hello there. My name is Countdown
8 00:00:36,137 00:00:37,705 and I want to be king. and I want to be king.
9 00:00:37,771 00:00:39,207 Are you back again? Are you back again?
10 00:00:39,273 00:00:41,242 Uh-oh. It's the royal guard. Uh-oh. It's the royal guard.
11 00:00:41,309 00:00:44,578 Get lost, you no-account count. Get lost, you no-account count.
12 00:00:44,645 00:00:46,046 thud thud
13 00:00:46,114 00:00:48,582 You'll never be king. You'll never be king.
14 00:00:50,618 00:00:52,820 The king was in the counting house The king was in the counting house
15 00:00:52,886 00:00:54,655 counting out his money. counting out his money.
16 00:00:54,722 00:00:58,392 To buy a birthday present for her majesty, my honey. To buy a birthday present for her majesty, my honey.
17 00:00:58,459 00:01:00,394 Uh, but, u-uh, what to get her? Uh, but, u-uh, what to get her?
18 00:01:00,461 00:01:03,997 I've got everything but a new lion skin I've got everything but a new lion skin
19 00:01:04,064 00:01:05,633 to rest my feet on. to rest my feet on.
20 00:01:05,699 00:01:08,369 This one is a moth-eaten mess. This one is a moth-eaten mess.
21 00:01:08,436 00:01:13,374 That's it! I'll get her a new lion-skin rug. That's it! I'll get her a new lion-skin rug.
22 00:01:13,441 00:01:16,244 And so the king went into the royal woods And so the king went into the royal woods
23 00:01:16,310 00:01:18,246 to hunt his own lion. to hunt his own lion.
24 00:01:18,312 00:01:20,381 Uh-hah! A lion! Uh-hah! A lion!
25 00:01:20,448 00:01:22,983 Oh, forsooth and five-sooth Oh, forsooth and five-sooth
26 00:01:23,050 00:01:24,418 and to tell you the truth and to tell you the truth
27 00:01:24,485 00:01:27,188 I feel very happy and keen I feel very happy and keen
28 00:01:27,255 00:01:29,523 because it's the day to be happy and gay. because it's the day to be happy and gay.
29 00:01:29,590 00:01:33,594 Happy birthday, your majesty, the queen. Happy birthday, your majesty, the queen.
30 00:01:33,661 00:01:35,429 'Ah, the queen.' 'Ah, the queen.'
31 00:01:35,496 00:01:37,865 'Were I but to meet her face to puss.' 'Were I but to meet her face to puss.'
32 00:01:37,931 00:01:42,703 I would bow graciously and say.. I would bow graciously and say..
33 00:01:42,770 00:01:43,871 Ye-e-eouch! Ye-e-eouch!
34 00:01:43,937 00:01:46,374 By Jove! Got him the first shot. By Jove! Got him the first shot.
35 00:01:46,440 00:01:47,975 Just inches from the heart. Just inches from the heart.
36 00:01:48,041 00:01:50,110 Hey! What's the idea? Hey! What's the idea?
37 00:01:50,178 00:01:52,313 What's the idea? What's the idea?
38 00:01:52,380 00:01:55,416 Don't you know it's illegal to poach on royal game? Don't you know it's illegal to poach on royal game?
39 00:01:55,483 00:01:59,019 What are ya, some kind of a nut or somethin'? What are ya, some kind of a nut or somethin'?
40 00:01:59,086 00:02:01,455 - Hmm? - But I, u-uh, but I.. - Hmm? - But I, u-uh, but I..
41 00:02:01,522 00:02:04,825 "But I, but I.." A likely story. "But I, but I.." A likely story.
42 00:02:04,892 00:02:07,861 You unmitigated churl. You unmitigated churl.
43 00:02:07,928 00:02:09,530 The king shall hear of this. The king shall hear of this.
44 00:02:09,597 00:02:13,100 But dag nabbit all, I am the king! But dag nabbit all, I am the king!
45 00:02:13,167 00:02:15,135 Heavens to Murgatroyd. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
46 00:02:15,203 00:02:17,271 You? The king? Ha ha. You? The king? Ha ha.
47 00:02:17,338 00:02:20,007 It is to laugh. It is to laugh. It is to laugh. It is to laugh.
48 00:02:20,073 00:02:22,276 Prove it! Prove it!
49 00:02:22,343 00:02:24,545 Make me a duke or a count. Make me a duke or a count.
50 00:02:24,612 00:02:27,781 The Prince of Wales, or porpoises even. The Prince of Wales, or porpoises even.
51 00:02:27,848 00:02:31,219 Okay, I'll prove it. I'll make you a knight. Okay, I'll prove it. I'll make you a knight.
52 00:02:31,285 00:02:32,853 Bow down. Bow down.
53 00:02:32,920 00:02:34,555 "Bow down," he says. "Bow down," he says.
54 00:02:34,622 00:02:37,625 Okay. I'll go along with the gag. Okay. I'll go along with the gag.
55 00:02:37,691 00:02:38,859 I bow down. I bow down.
56 00:02:38,926 00:02:42,430 I dub thee sir.. Uh-uh, sir, uh, eh.. I dub thee sir.. Uh-uh, sir, uh, eh..
57 00:02:42,496 00:02:44,097 Uh, what's your name? Uh, what's your name?
58 00:02:44,164 00:02:45,799 Snagglepuss. Snagglepuss.
59 00:02:45,866 00:02:48,602 I dub thee Sir Snagglepuss. I dub thee Sir Snagglepuss.
60 00:02:48,669 00:02:49,637 thud thud
61 00:02:51,472 00:02:55,042 Sufferin' catfish. Maybe he isthe king. Sufferin' catfish. Maybe he isthe king.
62 00:02:55,108 00:02:57,711 That ain't fair. That ain't fair. That ain't fair. That ain't fair.
63 00:02:57,778 00:03:00,414 He dubbed me when I wasn't lookin'. He dubbed me when I wasn't lookin'.
64 00:03:00,481 00:03:03,617 Let me see you dub me when I amlookin'. Let me see you dub me when I amlookin'.
65 00:03:03,684 00:03:04,652 bwok bwok
66 00:03:05,886 00:03:07,321 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
67 00:03:07,388 00:03:09,757 I'll take your word for it, Your Majesty. I'll take your word for it, Your Majesty.
68 00:03:09,823 00:03:11,625 Exit, stage left. Exit, stage left.
69 00:03:12,926 00:03:15,162 (male #1) Your majesty! Your majesty! (male #1) Your majesty! Your majesty!
70 00:03:15,229 00:03:16,864 That villainous scoundrel Countdown That villainous scoundrel Countdown
71 00:03:16,930 00:03:18,366 has kidnapped the queen. has kidnapped the queen.
72 00:03:18,432 00:03:20,634 What a knavish thing to do What a knavish thing to do
73 00:03:20,701 00:03:21,969 on her birthday. on her birthday.
74 00:03:22,035 00:03:24,505 But whosoever brings her back But whosoever brings her back
75 00:03:24,572 00:03:27,241 I shall reward royally. I shall reward royally.
76 00:03:27,308 00:03:29,543 The queen kidnapped? The queen kidnapped?
77 00:03:29,610 00:03:32,179 How dastardly can you get? How dastardly can you get?
78 00:03:32,246 00:03:33,847 (female #1) 'Help! Help!' (female #1) 'Help! Help!'
79 00:03:33,914 00:03:35,616 Won't somebody save me Won't somebody save me
80 00:03:35,683 00:03:38,218 and be royally rewarded thereof? and be royally rewarded thereof?
81 00:03:38,286 00:03:41,455 [chuckles] Scream your royal tonsils out. [chuckles] Scream your royal tonsils out.
82 00:03:41,522 00:03:45,058 You'll go free when Iam made king! You'll go free when Iam made king!
83 00:03:45,125 00:03:47,428 Worry not, o great queen Worry not, o great queen
84 00:03:47,495 00:03:49,930 for I, a mere subject for I, a mere subject
85 00:03:49,997 00:03:51,599 shall save ya. shall save ya.
86 00:03:51,665 00:03:53,501 For a quick change of costume For a quick change of costume
87 00:03:53,567 00:03:55,669 exit, stage right. exit, stage right.
88 00:03:55,736 00:03:56,870 screech screech
89 00:03:56,937 00:03:58,205 Uh-hah! Uh-hah!
90 00:03:58,272 00:03:59,540 The feel of the sword The feel of the sword
91 00:03:59,607 00:04:01,775 in the service of her majesty. in the service of her majesty.
92 00:04:01,842 00:04:05,979 Exit, toucheing all the way, stage left. Exit, toucheing all the way, stage left.
93 00:04:08,449 00:04:10,284 Help! Help! Help! Help!
94 00:04:13,521 00:04:16,023 Drop that queen, Jack. Drop that queen, Jack.
95 00:04:16,089 00:04:17,391 Uh-hah! Uh-hah!
96 00:04:20,828 00:04:22,563 Sufferin' catfish. Sufferin' catfish.
97 00:04:23,397 00:04:25,333 splash splash
98 00:04:25,399 00:04:26,767 Help! Help! Help! Help!
99 00:04:26,834 00:04:28,569 Save me! Save me! Save me! Save me!
100 00:04:28,636 00:04:31,605 Comin', Your Majesty. Comin'. Comin', Your Majesty. Comin'.
101 00:04:32,706 00:04:36,410 Oh, thank goodness you've come to save me. Oh, thank goodness you've come to save me.
102 00:04:36,477 00:04:39,046 Your Majesty, I came Your Majesty, I came
103 00:04:39,112 00:04:42,115 as the news broke of your kidnapping's. as the news broke of your kidnapping's.
104 00:04:42,182 00:04:44,752 My sword is your sword. My sword is your sword.
105 00:04:47,020 00:04:50,290 Anyway, it's in there, and it's yours.. Anyway, it's in there, and it's yours..
106 00:04:50,358 00:04:52,393 If I can ever get the silly thing out. If I can ever get the silly thing out.
107 00:04:52,460 00:04:56,330 And my swword, I-I mean sword is yours And my swword, I-I mean sword is yours
108 00:04:56,397 00:04:58,832 you would-be queen saver, you. you would-be queen saver, you.
109 00:04:58,899 00:05:00,133 En garde! En garde!
110 00:05:00,200 00:05:02,970 En garde with what? This thing is stucked. En garde with what? This thing is stucked.
111 00:05:03,036 00:05:06,440 Oh, for Pete's sake, let me see that thing. Oh, for Pete's sake, let me see that thing.
112 00:05:07,708 00:05:08,609 There. There.
113 00:05:08,676 00:05:13,481 Thanks ever so largely, Your Majesty. Thanks ever so largely, Your Majesty.
114 00:05:13,547 00:05:16,350 Ye-e-eouch! Ye-e-eouch!
115 00:05:16,417 00:05:19,319 Your queen-saving days are over, my lad. Your queen-saving days are over, my lad.
116 00:05:19,387 00:05:21,889 Is that so? Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?
117 00:05:21,955 00:05:23,657 Well, all I need to finish you off Well, all I need to finish you off
118 00:05:23,724 00:05:25,926 is a couple of touches. is a couple of touches.
119 00:05:25,993 00:05:28,862 [grunting] [grunting]
120 00:05:28,929 00:05:30,831 Je ne sais quoi. Je ne sais quoi.
121 00:05:30,898 00:05:32,099 Ha ha! Ha ha!
122 00:05:32,165 00:05:34,167 A triple paradiddle. A triple paradiddle.
123 00:05:34,234 00:05:36,203 Ha ha ha. Hee hee. Ha ha ha. Hee hee.
124 00:05:36,269 00:05:38,739 And a full coupe de grace. And a full coupe de grace.
125 00:05:38,806 00:05:40,107 slurp slurp
126 00:05:40,173 00:05:42,876 A sticky wicket to the midriff. A sticky wicket to the midriff.
127 00:05:42,943 00:05:45,178 bong bong
128 00:05:45,245 00:05:47,548 - He got me. - He got you? - He got me. - He got you?
129 00:05:47,615 00:05:49,783 Ah, my fair queen Ah, my fair queen
130 00:05:49,850 00:05:53,120 shed not royal tears for me. shed not royal tears for me.
131 00:05:53,186 00:05:57,290 'Twas fate. I go in the service of my queen. 'Twas fate. I go in the service of my queen.
132 00:05:57,357 00:05:59,893 And all that dyin' jazz. And all that dyin' jazz.
133 00:05:59,960 00:06:01,161 [coughing] [coughing]
134 00:06:01,228 00:06:03,397 Stabbed to the heart even. Stabbed to the heart even.
135 00:06:03,464 00:06:06,333 Farewell, Your Majesty. Farewell, Your Majesty.
136 00:06:06,400 00:06:07,568 thud thud
137 00:06:07,635 00:06:10,704 Honest, I never even touched him. Honest, I never even touched him.
138 00:06:10,771 00:06:13,741 You mean, I'm to emerge unscathed? You mean, I'm to emerge unscathed?
139 00:06:13,807 00:06:17,077 Then I shall continue to save thee, o queen. Then I shall continue to save thee, o queen.
140 00:06:17,144 00:06:19,312 Don't do me any more favors. Don't do me any more favors.
141 00:06:19,379 00:06:21,014 Engarde, Countdown. Engarde, Countdown.
142 00:06:21,081 00:06:22,450 (Countdown) Yikes! (Countdown) Yikes!
143 00:06:22,516 00:06:24,418 I just remembered that I don't want I just remembered that I don't want
144 00:06:24,485 00:06:26,820 to be king after all. to be king after all.
145 00:06:26,887 00:06:29,490 I guess we showed that lowdown Countdown I guess we showed that lowdown Countdown
146 00:06:29,557 00:06:31,358 a thing or three. a thing or three.
147 00:06:31,425 00:06:33,627 You shall be amply rewarded You shall be amply rewarded
148 00:06:33,694 00:06:35,529 for saving your queen. for saving your queen.
149 00:06:35,596 00:06:38,732 And who's to say I ain't got it comin' to me? And who's to say I ain't got it comin' to me?
150 00:06:38,799 00:06:41,869 Who's to say? Who's to vouchsafe? Who's to say? Who's to vouchsafe?
151 00:06:43,504 00:06:45,405 It's jolly nice to have you back It's jolly nice to have you back
152 00:06:45,473 00:06:47,441 in time for your birthday party, dear. in time for your birthday party, dear.
153 00:06:47,508 00:06:50,678 And awfully nice of you to bake a cake. And awfully nice of you to bake a cake.
154 00:06:50,744 00:06:53,447 And I do love your present. And I do love your present.
155 00:06:53,514 00:06:55,683 I don't mind bein' royal rug I don't mind bein' royal rug
156 00:06:55,749 00:06:57,651 to her majesty the queen to her majesty the queen
157 00:06:57,718 00:06:59,787 but heavens to Murgatroyd but heavens to Murgatroyd
158 00:06:59,853 00:07:03,423 those new spiked heels are killin' me. those new spiked heels are killin' me.
159 00:07:06,359 00:07:08,896 [theme music] [theme music]