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1 00:00:01,335 00:00:04,072 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
2 00:00:20,388 00:00:22,856 And as your new sheriff And as your new sheriff
3 00:00:22,923 00:00:25,159 I promise to run this town I promise to run this town
4 00:00:25,226 00:00:26,894 I said, this town I said, this town
5 00:00:26,960 00:00:29,197 like it was never run before. like it was never run before.
6 00:00:29,263 00:00:31,665 (together) Hooray! (together) Hooray!
7 00:00:31,732 00:00:34,335 Sheriff! Oh, sheriff! Sheriff! Oh, sheriff!
8 00:00:34,402 00:00:37,205 Well, speak up, boy. I'm a busy sheriff. Well, speak up, boy. I'm a busy sheriff.
9 00:00:37,271 00:00:40,108 I bet you're wonderin' why I'm all shot up like. I bet you're wonderin' why I'm all shot up like.
10 00:00:40,174 00:00:42,843 I'll bite. Why are you all shot up like? I'll bite. Why are you all shot up like?
11 00:00:42,910 00:00:47,148 Because the Raindance Kid did it, that's why. Because the Raindance Kid did it, that's why.
12 00:00:47,215 00:00:49,350 (together) The Raindance Kid? (together) The Raindance Kid?
13 00:00:49,417 00:00:50,751 (male #1) It's his birthday. (male #1) It's his birthday.
14 00:00:50,818 00:00:53,421 He always shoots a sheriff on his birthday. He always shoots a sheriff on his birthday.
15 00:00:53,487 00:00:56,056 He's already shot 34 sheriffs. He's already shot 34 sheriffs.
16 00:00:56,124 00:00:58,792 - How old is he today? - 'Thirty five.' - How old is he today? - 'Thirty five.'
17 00:00:58,859 00:01:02,430 Uh, like I said, I'm gonna run this here town Uh, like I said, I'm gonna run this here town
18 00:01:02,496 00:01:05,499 like it's never been run before. like it's never been run before.
19 00:01:07,268 00:01:08,969 And I'm a-running now! And I'm a-running now!
20 00:01:09,036 00:01:10,204 Goodbye! Goodbye!
21 00:01:10,804 00:01:11,939 What'll we do? What'll we do?
22 00:01:12,005 00:01:12,973 The Raindance Kid The Raindance Kid
23 00:01:13,040 00:01:14,475 will shoot up this whole town. will shoot up this whole town.
24 00:01:14,542 00:01:17,611 Yeah, unless we can get a sheriff he can shoot Yeah, unless we can get a sheriff he can shoot
25 00:01:17,678 00:01:20,381 and snuff out like a birthday candle. and snuff out like a birthday candle.
26 00:01:20,448 00:01:22,916 Uh, h-h-here's a silly question. Uh, h-h-here's a silly question.
27 00:01:22,983 00:01:25,186 Anybody wanna be sheriff? Anybody wanna be sheriff?
28 00:01:25,253 00:01:27,455 (together) Are you kiddin'? (together) Are you kiddin'?
29 00:01:28,956 00:01:31,024 (male #2) 'Yippee!' (male #2) 'Yippee!'
30 00:01:31,091 00:01:33,561 [gunshots] [gunshots]
31 00:01:33,627 00:01:36,764 Uh-oh. Here comes the Raindance Kid. Uh-oh. Here comes the Raindance Kid.
32 00:01:36,830 00:01:38,599 It's me birthday It's me birthday
33 00:01:38,666 00:01:40,134 and I wanna celebrate. and I wanna celebrate.
34 00:01:40,201 00:01:42,470 * Happy birthday Happy birthday * * Happy birthday Happy birthday *
35 00:01:42,536 00:01:44,272 * Happy birthday * * Happy birthday *
36 00:01:44,338 00:01:45,839 * Raindance Kid * * Raindance Kid *
37 00:01:45,906 00:01:47,508 Ha ha! Thanks. Ha ha! Thanks.
38 00:01:47,575 00:01:49,243 Now, where's the sheriff? Now, where's the sheriff?
39 00:01:49,310 00:01:51,679 'And you better have one.' 'And you better have one.'
40 00:01:51,745 00:01:53,314 Sheriff? Sheriff? Sheriff? Sheriff?
41 00:01:53,381 00:01:55,015 Uh, why, uh.. Uh, why, uh..
42 00:01:55,082 00:01:56,250 pop pop
43 00:01:57,151 00:01:59,487 Ah, the West at last. Ah, the West at last.
44 00:01:59,553 00:02:02,356 With its spaces, wide-open, even. With its spaces, wide-open, even.
45 00:02:02,423 00:02:04,057 Its weeds that tumble. Its weeds that tumble.
46 00:02:04,124 00:02:06,327 Its "Git Along, Little Dogies." Its "Git Along, Little Dogies."
47 00:02:06,394 00:02:09,730 How picturesque. How calendar arty. How picturesque. How calendar arty.
48 00:02:11,031 00:02:12,700 Here comes the sheriff now. Here comes the sheriff now.
49 00:02:12,766 00:02:13,834 pew pew
50 00:02:13,901 00:02:16,069 Hi, sheriff! Hi, sheriff!
51 00:02:16,136 00:02:18,272 You must be mistaken, sir. You must be mistaken, sir.
52 00:02:18,339 00:02:20,174 I'm not.. I'm not..
53 00:02:20,974 00:02:22,109 ...a sheriff. ...a sheriff.
54 00:02:22,176 00:02:23,477 Sheriff? Sheriff?
55 00:02:23,544 00:02:25,279 (Snagglepuss) 'Somebody called me?' (Snagglepuss) 'Somebody called me?'
56 00:02:25,346 00:02:27,848 Someone in dire need of the law? Someone in dire need of the law?
57 00:02:27,915 00:02:31,685 Come on. Speak up. Speak up. Come on. Speak up. Speak up.
58 00:02:31,752 00:02:33,854 Hold it right there. Hold it right there.
59 00:02:33,921 00:02:35,956 Hold what, right where? Hold what, right where?
60 00:02:36,023 00:02:37,425 I don't see nothin'. I don't see nothin'.
61 00:02:37,491 00:02:40,894 On account of it's my birthday On account of it's my birthday
62 00:02:40,961 00:02:43,264 I'mma giving you first shot I'mma giving you first shot
63 00:02:43,331 00:02:47,435 before I snuffs you out like a birthday candle. before I snuffs you out like a birthday candle.
64 00:02:47,501 00:02:49,237 Many happy returns Many happy returns
65 00:02:49,303 00:02:52,573 of the day and the night even. of the day and the night even.
66 00:02:52,640 00:02:53,607 bang bang
67 00:02:53,674 00:02:55,643 toing toing
68 00:02:55,709 00:02:56,977 [neighs] [neighs]
69 00:02:57,044 00:02:58,011 clang clang
70 00:02:58,078 00:03:00,781 swoosh swoosh
71 00:03:00,848 00:03:02,716 [laughing] [laughing]
72 00:03:02,783 00:03:05,853 What a terrible shot you are, sheriff. What a terrible shot you are, sheriff.
73 00:03:05,919 00:03:07,488 bam bam
74 00:03:07,555 00:03:10,023 (together) Hooray! (together) Hooray!
75 00:03:10,090 00:03:11,659 'Twas a mere nothin' 'Twas a mere nothin'
76 00:03:11,725 00:03:13,761 a paltry, piddlin' pittance a paltry, piddlin' pittance
77 00:03:13,827 00:03:15,929 a pistol practice even. a pistol practice even.
78 00:03:15,996 00:03:18,466 'Twas a pleasure, a pleasure. 'Twas a pleasure, a pleasure.
79 00:03:20,100 00:03:22,236 It's still my birthday. It's still my birthday.
80 00:03:22,303 00:03:24,938 I'll snuff him out like a candle. I'll snuff him out like a candle.
81 00:03:25,005 00:03:28,709 A birthday candle, that is, afore sunset. A birthday candle, that is, afore sunset.
82 00:03:30,344 00:03:33,414 Bartender, tender of bars Bartender, tender of bars
83 00:03:33,481 00:03:35,349 a little service, if you please. a little service, if you please.
84 00:03:35,416 00:03:37,251 Beat it, bartender. Beat it, bartender.
85 00:03:37,318 00:03:39,119 O-oh, yes, sir O-oh, yes, sir
86 00:03:39,186 00:03:41,989 and happy birthday, Mr. Raindance. and happy birthday, Mr. Raindance.
87 00:03:43,657 00:03:45,926 What's your pleasure, sheriff? What's your pleasure, sheriff?
88 00:03:45,993 00:03:48,061 A rousin' game of tiddlywinks A rousin' game of tiddlywinks
89 00:03:48,128 00:03:50,331 with loaded tiddles even with loaded tiddles even
90 00:03:50,398 00:03:53,166 but instead I'll have a triple sarsaparilla but instead I'll have a triple sarsaparilla
91 00:03:53,233 00:03:54,968 chocolate flip malt chocolate flip malt
92 00:03:55,035 00:03:57,104 topped with a maraschino olive topped with a maraschino olive
93 00:03:57,170 00:03:58,372 'if you please.' 'if you please.'
94 00:03:58,439 00:04:00,874 Comin' right up, sir. Comin' right up, sir.
95 00:04:00,941 00:04:02,610 [Raindance laughing] [Raindance laughing]
96 00:04:02,676 00:04:05,479 'This Tabasco sauce ought to snuff him out' 'This Tabasco sauce ought to snuff him out'
97 00:04:05,546 00:04:08,015 'like a birthday candle' 'like a birthday candle'
98 00:04:08,081 00:04:10,284 'and this red pepper' 'and this red pepper'
99 00:04:10,351 00:04:12,786 'and this gunpowder..' 'and this gunpowder..'
100 00:04:12,853 00:04:17,024 '...and some liquid nitroglycerine' '...and some liquid nitroglycerine'
101 00:04:17,090 00:04:20,193 'and a dash of TNT.' 'and a dash of TNT.'
102 00:04:20,260 00:04:21,362 [bubbling] [bubbling]
103 00:04:21,429 00:04:23,030 Here you are, sheriff. Here you are, sheriff.
104 00:04:24,798 00:04:27,635 Over the meadow and through the woods. Over the meadow and through the woods.
105 00:04:27,701 00:04:28,469 splash splash
106 00:04:28,536 00:04:29,870 glug glug glug glug glug glug
107 00:04:34,241 00:04:36,344 Heavens to Murgatroyd. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
108 00:04:36,410 00:04:39,647 I'm all a-trembles with the tremors. I'm all a-trembles with the tremors.
109 00:04:39,713 00:04:40,681 whoosh whoosh
110 00:04:40,748 00:04:42,049 crash crash
111 00:04:42,115 00:04:44,685 [laughing] [laughing]
112 00:04:44,752 00:04:47,821 He drank up. That's for sure. He drank up. That's for sure.
113 00:04:50,958 00:04:52,593 [laughing] [laughing]
114 00:04:52,660 00:04:53,761 thud thud
115 00:04:53,827 00:04:57,898 (together) Hooray for the new sheriff! (together) Hooray for the new sheriff!
116 00:04:57,965 00:04:59,333 Hooray! Hooray!
117 00:04:59,400 00:05:02,235 'Twas a mere bag of peanuts. 'Twas a mere bag of peanuts.
118 00:05:02,302 00:05:04,171 I just used the old bean. I just used the old bean.
119 00:05:04,237 00:05:06,474 Well, use the old bean on this. Well, use the old bean on this.
120 00:05:06,540 00:05:09,276 Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.
121 00:05:09,343 00:05:11,379 That thing might be loaded. That thing might be loaded.
122 00:05:11,445 00:05:12,713 What are you trying to do What are you trying to do
123 00:05:12,780 00:05:15,449 start a range war or somethin'? start a range war or somethin'?
124 00:05:15,516 00:05:18,686 'Remember, I'm one of the good guys.' 'Remember, I'm one of the good guys.'
125 00:05:18,752 00:05:21,021 I'm a-rootin' tootin' yippee ki-yo I'm a-rootin' tootin' yippee ki-yo
126 00:05:21,088 00:05:22,890 and ki-yay even. and ki-yay even.
127 00:05:22,956 00:05:25,659 Tumbleweeds and chuck wagon stew Tumbleweeds and chuck wagon stew
128 00:05:25,726 00:05:27,995 'and all that Western jazz' 'and all that Western jazz'
129 00:05:28,061 00:05:29,663 'so watch it.' 'so watch it.'
130 00:05:29,730 00:05:30,864 bang bang
131 00:05:31,465 00:05:32,600 There, you see? There, you see?
132 00:05:32,666 00:05:34,835 It was loaded. It was loaded.
133 00:05:34,902 00:05:36,937 And it still is! And it still is!
134 00:05:37,004 00:05:38,271 bang bang
135 00:05:38,338 00:05:40,474 Exit, stage left. Exit, stage left.
136 00:05:41,442 00:05:42,876 bang bang bang bang bang bang
137 00:05:42,943 00:05:43,777 screech screech
138 00:05:43,844 00:05:46,279 - Are you followin' me? - Yes. - Are you followin' me? - Yes.
139 00:05:46,346 00:05:48,682 That's what I conjectured. That's what I conjectured.
140 00:05:49,383 00:05:51,351 [gunshots] [gunshots]
141 00:05:51,419 00:05:53,253 Wait up, Raindance Kid. Wait up, Raindance Kid.
142 00:05:53,320 00:05:54,588 Your birthday is over. Your birthday is over.
143 00:05:54,655 00:05:56,957 What do you mean it's over? What do you mean it's over?
144 00:05:57,024 00:05:58,225 Time's up. Time's up.
145 00:05:58,291 00:05:59,760 It's now the tenth of the month. It's now the tenth of the month.
146 00:05:59,827 00:06:02,162 Your birthday was yesterday, the ninth. Your birthday was yesterday, the ninth.
147 00:06:02,229 00:06:03,431 The ninth? The ninth?
148 00:06:03,497 00:06:07,300 Why, I thought yesterday was the tenth. Why, I thought yesterday was the tenth.
149 00:06:07,367 00:06:08,669 What do you know? What do you know?
150 00:06:08,736 00:06:11,472 It wasn't my birthday after all. It wasn't my birthday after all.
151 00:06:11,539 00:06:13,541 Today is. Today is.
152 00:06:13,607 00:06:15,543 Uh, say, sheriff, wait up. Uh, say, sheriff, wait up.
153 00:06:15,609 00:06:18,712 - 'I wanna ask you something.' - I'm flattered. - 'I wanna ask you something.' - I'm flattered.
154 00:06:18,779 00:06:21,815 Uh, do you know what day this is? Uh, do you know what day this is?
155 00:06:21,882 00:06:23,283 Shrove Tuesday? Shrove Tuesday?
156 00:06:23,350 00:06:25,185 Snide Saturday? Snide Saturday?
157 00:06:25,252 00:06:27,320 Meatless Monday maybe? Meatless Monday maybe?
158 00:06:27,387 00:06:29,523 Every other Thursday? Every other Thursday?
159 00:06:29,590 00:06:32,392 No! It's my birthday. No! It's my birthday.
160 00:06:32,460 00:06:34,027 What, again? What, again?
161 00:06:34,094 00:06:36,196 Heavens to Murgatroyd. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
162 00:06:36,263 00:06:37,798 How many times were you born? How many times were you born?
163 00:06:37,865 00:06:40,067 You must have a strong union. You must have a strong union.
164 00:06:40,133 00:06:41,234 bang bang bang bang bang bang
165 00:06:41,301 00:06:42,770 Anyone for sheriff? Anyone for sheriff?
166 00:06:42,836 00:06:45,706 (Raindance) 'There ain't 35 sheriffs left.' (Raindance) 'There ain't 35 sheriffs left.'
167 00:06:45,773 00:06:50,478 So I'm gonna shoot you 35 times. So I'm gonna shoot you 35 times.
168 00:06:50,544 00:06:52,880 Exit, stage left. Exit, stage left.
169 00:06:52,946 00:06:54,314 [gunshots] [gunshots]
170 00:06:54,381 00:06:56,717 I'm glad he wasn't born triplets. I'm glad he wasn't born triplets.
171 00:06:56,784 00:07:00,387 What a bang-up birthday that'd be even. What a bang-up birthday that'd be even.
172 00:07:00,454 00:07:02,656 Exit, stagecoach. Exit, stagecoach.
173 00:07:06,193 00:07:08,929 [theme music] [theme music]