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1	00:00:40,251	00:00:42,581	Shit! I have to hurry up!	Shit! I have to hurry up!
2	00:00:42,618	00:00:44,083	It's time to work! Come on!	It's time to work! Come on!
3	00:00:44,651	00:00:46,242	Good morning, Ivy!	Good morning, Ivy!
4	00:00:46,518	00:00:48,747	Do you want to run? Come out!	Do you want to run? Come out!
5	00:00:48,851	00:00:50,044	Let me get your milk!	Let me get your milk!
6	00:00:50,085	00:00:52,607	We used to do it everyday, come on	We used to do it everyday, come on
7	00:00:52,718	00:00:53,776	Come out now	Come out now
8	00:00:54,053	00:00:57,075	You are so rich in milk!	You are so rich in milk!
9	00:00:57,118	00:01:00,107	I wish I would marry a wife like you so she can milk me everyday!	I wish I would marry a wife like you so she can milk me everyday!
10	00:01:17,520	00:01:18,486	Young master	Young master
11	00:01:19,053	00:01:20,384	your milk please	your milk please
12	00:01:29,120	00:01:30,643	Change the bed sheet!	Change the bed sheet!
13	00:01:30,688	00:01:32,449	No. Just throw the bed away	No. Just throw the bed away
14	00:01:32,487	00:01:34,783	and buy a new one tomorrow Yes sir	and buy a new one tomorrow Yes sir
15	00:01:36,721	00:01:38,983	Come on down!	Come on down!
16	00:01:48,855	00:01:51,548	Hey, take a morning bath!	Hey, take a morning bath!
17	00:01:53,822	00:01:55,651	Wash your hair, OK?	Wash your hair, OK?
18	00:01:57,289	00:01:58,982	Who is going to wash my legs today? Me	Who is going to wash my legs today? Me
19	00:02:03,555	00:02:05,385	Don't wash anything else	Don't wash anything else
20	00:02:20,357	00:02:21,687	Tell me, am I smart?	Tell me, am I smart?
21	00:02:21,824	00:02:24,222	Sure! You are so smart!	Sure! You are so smart!
22	00:02:24,557	00:02:25,955	Young Master...	Young Master...
23	00:02:25,991	00:02:28,479	Old master called that he would come to visit you two days later	Old master called that he would come to visit you two days later
24	00:02:28,524	00:02:29,649	Tell him to bring me a million US dollars	Tell him to bring me a million US dollars
25	00:02:29,691	00:02:30,622	Is that enough?	Is that enough?
26	00:02:30,757	00:02:32,223	So, just tell him to bring more Yes sir	So, just tell him to bring more Yes sir
27	00:02:32,525	00:02:34,990	Daddy, I am a good boy, I miss you	Daddy, I am a good boy, I miss you
28	00:02:35,091	00:02:35,988	I am now going to school	I am now going to school
29	00:02:36,024	00:02:37,922	bring two million US dollars to me please	bring two million US dollars to me please
30	00:02:40,224	00:02:41,087	Sorry...	Sorry...
31	00:02:41,124	00:02:41,818	Where is my ladder?	Where is my ladder?
32	00:02:41,858	00:02:43,323	Here it is!	Here it is!
33	00:04:12,763	00:04:14,388	Have some ice-cream	Have some ice-cream
34	00:04:14,596	00:04:15,620	Green color matches your clothes	Green color matches your clothes
35	00:04:15,763	00:04:16,592	What is this?	What is this?
36	00:04:16,697	00:04:17,594	Chocolate	Chocolate
37	00:04:18,030	00:04:19,155	Green color should match with yellow color!	Green color should match with yellow color!
38	00:04:19,197	00:04:20,959	How can you match with black color? Sorry	How can you match with black color? Sorry
39	00:05:12,299	00:05:14,061	See! The black girl wears stripe underwear!	See! The black girl wears stripe underwear!
40	00:05:14,167	00:05:15,030	Yeah!	Yeah!
41	00:05:20,167	00:05:21,258	Wong Siu Fu?	Wong Siu Fu?
42	00:05:21,400	00:05:23,161	Yes, I can tell from his ass	Yes, I can tell from his ass
43	00:05:25,100	00:05:26,067	Stop him	Stop him
44	00:05:38,967	00:05:40,729	Where can you go?	Where can you go?
45	00:05:40,835	00:05:42,596	Brother Sing, I am here waiting for you	Brother Sing, I am here waiting for you
46	00:05:42,868	00:05:43,834	Sorry	Sorry
47	00:05:43,968	00:05:45,025	for burning all your hair last time	for burning all your hair last time
48	00:05:45,135	00:05:47,760	That made you tattoo your eyebrow & wear wigs. I regret so much!	That made you tattoo your eyebrow & wear wigs. I regret so much!
49	00:05:47,835	00:05:49,562	Never mind, since my family is working for your dad!	Never mind, since my family is working for your dad!
50	00:05:49,702	00:05:51,225	And I am good looking now!	And I am good looking now!
51	00:05:52,469	00:05:54,458	You are really good looking!	You are really good looking!
52	00:05:54,569	00:05:55,933	I can't stand you!	I can't stand you!
53	00:05:56,036	00:05:57,797	Come on, have some chocolate	Come on, have some chocolate
54	00:05:58,136	00:06:00,033	Brother Sing, I don't need it	Brother Sing, I don't need it
55	00:06:00,235	00:06:01,997	This is cathartics, I tried that before	This is cathartics, I tried that before
56	00:06:02,235	00:06:03,929	When did you become so smart?	When did you become so smart?
57	00:06:04,136	00:06:05,658	I can't help, let's go	I can't help, let's go
58	00:06:05,803	00:06:07,099	Young master, are you letting him go?	Young master, are you letting him go?
59	00:06:07,136	00:06:08,534	I can't help! See, how smart he is now!	I can't help! See, how smart he is now!
60	00:06:08,670	00:06:09,761	I can't fool him any more	I can't fool him any more
61	00:06:16,470	00:06:17,766	I lost two hundred dollars	I lost two hundred dollars
62	00:06:17,904	00:06:18,767	Isn't it stolen?	Isn't it stolen?
63	00:06:18,804	00:06:20,065	Call the police now!	Call the police now!
64	00:06:20,171	00:06:21,466	I have recorded the numbers	I have recorded the numbers
65	00:06:23,537	00:06:24,833	You are smart!	You are smart!
66	00:06:24,937	00:06:26,596	How is the taste of the note?	How is the taste of the note?
67	00:06:26,937	00:06:28,029	It's made of cathartics too	It's made of cathartics too
68	00:06:28,138	00:06:30,069	It melts in mouth and will be effective in 5 seconds!	It melts in mouth and will be effective in 5 seconds!
69	00:06:41,205	00:06:41,932	You are trapped!	You are trapped!
70	00:06:42,072	00:06:43,265	Hold it...	Hold it...
71	00:06:43,405	00:06:44,462	Not until he is shitting!	Not until he is shitting!
72	00:06:46,505	00:06:47,164	Go!	Go!
73	00:06:55,039	00:06:56,369	Jump! Jump!	Jump! Jump!
74	00:07:29,542	00:07:31,371	Do you know it's dangerous to do so?	Do you know it's dangerous to do so?
75	00:07:32,574	00:07:34,905	Who are you? Who is your boss?	Who are you? Who is your boss?
76	00:07:35,008	00:07:36,770	My uncle is Professor Chang Sze of this college	My uncle is Professor Chang Sze of this college
77	00:07:36,942	00:07:37,838	I am studying here	I am studying here
78	00:07:38,508	00:07:40,236	I have told them not to let ugly women study here!	I have told them not to let ugly women study here!
79	00:07:40,342	00:07:40,932	That's right	That's right
80	00:07:41,041	00:07:42,530	You know, I bribed them so as to enter this college	You know, I bribed them so as to enter this college
81	00:07:42,675	00:07:44,368	You are too ugly even bribery won't help! Go	You are too ugly even bribery won't help! Go
82	00:07:44,408	00:07:45,738	Go Go now!	Go Go now!
83	00:07:45,875	00:07:47,341	Go Bastard!	Go Bastard!
84	00:07:47,476	00:07:48,134	But I am smart!	But I am smart!
85	00:07:48,275	00:07:49,469	You are not smart at all	You are not smart at all
86	00:07:49,642	00:07:50,404	What?	What?
87	00:07:50,509	00:07:51,701	You are not smart at all	You are not smart at all
88	00:07:52,710	00:07:54,608	What did you say? How can you tell such lies?	What did you say? How can you tell such lies?
89	00:07:54,710	00:07:55,733	Can you face your conscience?	Can you face your conscience?
90	00:07:55,776	00:07:57,264	Forget it... How can you face your parents?	Forget it... How can you face your parents?
91	00:07:57,309	00:07:58,899	Don't argue How can you face your country?	Don't argue How can you face your country?
92	00:07:58,942	00:08:00,306	You'd better call a press conference to apologise	You'd better call a press conference to apologise
93	00:08:00,343	00:08:03,174	Or, I will kill you! You know?	Or, I will kill you! You know?
94	00:08:05,509	00:08:08,374	Human bodies are the most fantastic things in the world	Human bodies are the most fantastic things in the world
95	00:08:08,410	00:08:13,069	In my class, you are studying the most advance subject about it	In my class, you are studying the most advance subject about it
96	00:08:13,210	00:08:17,540	That is the imitating function & adaptability of human bodies	That is the imitating function & adaptability of human bodies
97	00:08:17,777	00:08:23,539	It's like some lizards, it imitates the color of the surroundings	It's like some lizards, it imitates the color of the surroundings
98	00:08:23,577	00:08:26,373	And human beings have the same function	And human beings have the same function
99	00:08:26,411	00:08:27,877	Young master, after you	Young master, after you
100	00:08:28,777	00:08:30,471	What are you staring? Go on teaching!	What are you staring? Go on teaching!
101	00:08:31,044	00:08:32,271	Get out	Get out
102	00:08:40,512	00:08:42,102	Now, I am giving you an example	Now, I am giving you an example
103	00:08:42,245	00:08:43,938	Say, a couple	Say, a couple
104	00:08:44,312	00:08:46,142	When they have stayed for a long time	When they have stayed for a long time
105	00:08:46,245	00:08:49,041	Their appearances will be alike	Their appearances will be alike
106	00:08:49,180	00:08:51,611	They said, it's the couple look	They said, it's the couple look
107	00:08:51,713	00:08:55,668	In fact, this is the effect of human genes which imitate each other	In fact, this is the effect of human genes which imitate each other
108	00:08:57,446	00:08:59,844	What do you want to ask?	What do you want to ask?
109	00:08:59,879	00:09:02,811	I always stay with women, how come I haven't become women?	I always stay with women, how come I haven't become women?
110	00:09:04,480	00:09:08,037	Human bodies are weak	Human bodies are weak
111	00:09:08,146	00:09:09,407	I believe that	I believe that
112	00:09:09,547	00:09:13,809	one day, our organs will be replaced by artificial organs	one day, our organs will be replaced by artificial organs
113	00:09:13,914	00:09:16,243	What only left will be our brains	What only left will be our brains
114	00:09:16,447	00:09:19,971	Our organs will be controlled by computers	Our organs will be controlled by computers
115	00:09:20,081	00:09:23,570	We will have strong imitating power to imitate anyone	We will have strong imitating power to imitate anyone
116	00:09:23,681	00:09:25,169	Or anything	Or anything
117	00:09:25,414	00:09:26,970	Can we change to be a cigar?	Can we change to be a cigar?
118	00:09:27,114	00:09:28,671	According to theory, yes	According to theory, yes
119	00:09:28,781	00:09:31,872	You seem to be interested in this topic	You seem to be interested in this topic
120	00:09:31,915	00:09:33,381	In fact, I am interested in you	In fact, I am interested in you
121	00:09:33,515	00:09:36,447	An ugly girl told me that you are her uncle	An ugly girl told me that you are her uncle
122	00:09:36,649	00:09:39,637	So I come here to see how cocky you are!	So I come here to see how cocky you are!
123	00:09:39,781	00:09:41,475	Now, I'm going to start the dissection	Now, I'm going to start the dissection
124	00:09:41,582	00:09:43,878	If you can stand it for three minutes	If you can stand it for three minutes
125	00:09:44,016	00:09:46,209	we will go ahead to discuss other questions	we will go ahead to discuss other questions
126	00:09:49,516	00:09:51,743	OK, I am now going to dissect the body	OK, I am now going to dissect the body
127	00:10:06,850	00:10:08,077	What's he doing?	What's he doing?
128	00:10:08,217	00:10:10,012	He's really crazy!	He's really crazy!
129	00:10:44,919	00:10:46,407	You're really great!	You're really great!
130	00:10:48,087	00:10:51,950	You are the only one who can tolerate such long time in my class	You are the only one who can tolerate such long time in my class
131	00:10:52,119	00:10:53,143	Damn it!	Damn it!
132	00:10:53,287	00:10:55,252	I won't give it a damn	I won't give it a damn
133	00:10:55,353	00:10:57,842	If only you open your eyes	If only you open your eyes
134	00:10:57,986	00:10:59,474	I would admit that you are really bold!	I would admit that you are really bold!
135	00:11:07,920	00:11:10,785	It's a shame to be scared like this!	It's a shame to be scared like this!
136	00:11:13,087	00:11:14,611	I'm scared to piss! May I be excused?	I'm scared to piss! May I be excused?
137	00:11:26,621	00:11:28,178	Are you scared?	Are you scared?
138	00:11:29,421	00:11:32,115	Who do you think you are? If you have guts, finish the food	Who do you think you are? If you have guts, finish the food
139	00:11:39,788	00:11:42,186	My dad is the director of this college I'll ask him to fire your uncle	My dad is the director of this college I'll ask him to fire your uncle
140	00:11:42,222	00:11:42,813	And kick you out of the school	And kick you out of the school
141	00:11:42,856	00:11:44,446	And sell you to be bar girl to perform strip dance	And sell you to be bar girl to perform strip dance
142	00:11:44,755	00:11:45,619	When you are dancing	When you are dancing
143	00:11:45,656	00:11:47,053	I'll ask the bar manager to fire you again	I'll ask the bar manager to fire you again
144	00:11:47,189	00:11:48,849	No one can fire me	No one can fire me
145	00:11:49,156	00:11:52,451	I am a senior scientific consultant employed by the US Gov't	I am a senior scientific consultant employed by the US Gov't
146	00:11:52,589	00:11:55,112	I am a guest professor here	I am a guest professor here
147	00:11:56,290	00:11:58,847	Well, since I can't fire you I will steam you!	Well, since I can't fire you I will steam you!
148	00:12:02,423	00:12:07,322	I can't imagine you are the most disgusting guy in this college	I can't imagine you are the most disgusting guy in this college
149	00:12:07,424	00:12:09,253	I am all eyes!	I am all eyes!
150	00:12:09,957	00:12:11,820	What do you mean? My father is the director of this college	What do you mean? My father is the director of this college
151	00:12:11,924	00:12:14,390	If your father wasn't the director	If your father wasn't the director
152	00:12:14,524	00:12:16,353	you would have been beaten to death	you would have been beaten to death
153	00:12:17,391	00:12:18,822	Shut up!	Shut up!
154	00:12:18,990	00:12:22,081	If you have guts, tell others that your father isn't the director	If you have guts, tell others that your father isn't the director
155	00:12:22,257	00:12:23,814	We'll wait and see the result	We'll wait and see the result
156	00:12:24,058	00:12:24,751	I won't give it a damn!	I won't give it a damn!
157	00:12:24,891	00:12:26,448	My father isn't the director	My father isn't the director
158	00:12:26,492	00:12:27,388	so what?	so what?
159	00:12:44,393	00:12:46,450	That bastard! He made me be beaten like shit!	That bastard! He made me be beaten like shit!
160	00:12:46,560	00:12:47,890	I'll take revenge tonight	I'll take revenge tonight
161	00:12:47,927	00:12:48,892	Yeah...	Yeah...
162	00:12:48,992	00:12:49,515	Left...	Left...
163	00:12:49,660	00:12:50,148	Right...	Right...
164	00:12:50,293	00:12:50,986	No	No
165	00:12:51,827	00:12:52,918	Be careful	Be careful
166	00:12:53,027	00:12:54,185	You hurt me!	You hurt me!
167	00:12:54,293	00:12:56,259	Sorry, are you alright, young master?	Sorry, are you alright, young master?
168	00:12:56,360	00:12:57,621	Should I give you some medicine?	Should I give you some medicine?
169	00:12:57,660	00:12:58,558	Get lost!	Get lost!
170	00:12:59,493	00:13:01,119	Go upstairs and take a look	Go upstairs and take a look
171	00:13:02,194	00:13:03,887	Young master, the laboratory shouldn't be upstairs	Young master, the laboratory shouldn't be upstairs
172	00:13:03,927	00:13:05,621	It should be built in the basement	It should be built in the basement
173	00:13:06,927	00:13:08,416	Here is like a lab	Here is like a lab
174	00:13:12,027	00:13:13,516	Here it is, young master	Here it is, young master
175	00:13:13,561	00:13:16,221	What a big basement! We'll have a lot of fun here!	What a big basement! We'll have a lot of fun here!
176	00:13:18,694	00:13:19,819	Place one here	Place one here
177	00:13:28,729	00:13:30,286	If anyone steps on this animal trap	If anyone steps on this animal trap
178	00:13:30,528	00:13:32,119	he would either die or become handicap	he would either die or become handicap
179	00:13:33,462	00:13:34,428	Where are you going?	Where are you going?
180	00:13:34,528	00:13:36,289	In case he missed the trap	In case he missed the trap
181	00:13:36,628	00:13:38,389	the banana skin here will help him to step on it	the banana skin here will help him to step on it
182	00:13:38,962	00:13:39,859	Wise guy!	Wise guy!
183	00:13:40,062	00:13:41,050	Thank you	Thank you
184	00:13:42,329	00:13:43,295	It's fixed	It's fixed
185	00:13:47,229	00:13:48,423	Remove these tubes	Remove these tubes
186	00:13:48,496	00:13:49,189	and piss in	and piss in
187	00:13:49,329	00:13:50,488	Great	Great
188	00:13:55,263	00:13:56,286	Young master...	Young master...
189	00:13:56,430	00:13:58,225	I've just seen a hand running!	I've just seen a hand running!
190	00:13:58,397	00:13:59,454	Just piss!	Just piss!
191	00:13:59,596	00:14:02,063	If I cheat you, my family line will end	If I cheat you, my family line will end
192	00:14:02,164	00:14:03,595	I don't think you'll have any sons	I don't think you'll have any sons
193	00:14:03,697	00:14:05,185	Even yes, he should be a handicap	Even yes, he should be a handicap
194	00:14:06,098	00:14:07,064	Not exactly	Not exactly
195	00:14:25,265	00:14:27,355	What are you staring at?	What are you staring at?
196	00:14:29,198	00:14:30,892	Young master...	Young master...
197	00:14:31,132	00:14:32,598	I've just seen a pair of eyes	I've just seen a pair of eyes
198	00:14:32,698	00:14:36,154	Just a pair of eyes which are staring at me	Just a pair of eyes which are staring at me
199	00:14:36,265	00:14:37,788	Staring at you? Yes	Staring at you? Yes
200	00:14:37,933	00:14:39,455	What do you want me to do?	What do you want me to do?
201	00:14:39,499	00:14:42,124	I just want to ask you the same question?	I just want to ask you the same question?
202	00:14:43,666	00:14:44,360	If I were you	If I were you
203	00:14:44,500	00:14:46,056	I would stab into it	I would stab into it
204	00:14:46,200	00:14:48,325	Do you want me to show you how? Stare at me, come on	Do you want me to show you how? Stare at me, come on
205	00:14:48,400	00:14:49,730	No, thanks	No, thanks
206	00:14:49,967	00:14:52,194	Shit! What's this?	Shit! What's this?
207	00:14:52,333	00:14:52,991	What's up?	What's up?
208	00:14:55,201	00:14:56,860	What is he staring at? Isn't it what you have just seen?	What is he staring at? Isn't it what you have just seen?
209	00:14:57,067	00:14:58,054	Yes, they're the eyes I have just seen	Yes, they're the eyes I have just seen
210	00:14:58,100	00:14:58,930	Stab it!	Stab it!
211	00:15:00,434	00:15:02,161	Go to hell	Go to hell
212	00:15:05,568	00:15:07,227	How are you doing?	How are you doing?
213	00:15:08,401	00:15:09,230	What's up?	What's up?
214	00:15:09,401	00:15:11,458	I don't know! What's that?	I don't know! What's that?
215	00:15:11,734	00:15:12,996	Let me handle it	Let me handle it
216	00:15:14,434	00:15:15,059	It's not successful	It's not successful
217	00:15:15,201	00:15:16,827	Gently... gently please	Gently... gently please
218	00:15:17,134	00:15:18,567	Stop! Don't go	Stop! Don't go
219	00:15:18,668	00:15:20,225	Police, freeze!	Police, freeze!
220	00:15:26,268	00:15:26,859	I've got you!	I've got you!
221	00:15:27,002	00:15:28,058	Come out	Come out
222	00:15:30,001	00:15:31,627	I asked you to come out	I asked you to come out
223	00:15:32,702	00:15:33,895	Kid, what are you doing here?	Kid, what are you doing here?
224	00:15:34,002	00:15:35,126	Show me your I.D. card	Show me your I.D. card
225	00:15:35,869	00:15:37,699	I haven't brought it	I haven't brought it
226	00:15:47,903	00:15:50,267	Help!	Help!
227	00:15:50,436	00:15:51,402	Wait for me...	Wait for me...
228	00:15:51,536	00:15:55,731	Help...	Help...
229	00:16:06,305	00:16:07,861	Come on. Check it	Come on. Check it
230	00:16:08,204	00:16:11,365	Don't believe them! They're crazy they're really crazy!	Don't believe them! They're crazy they're really crazy!
231	00:16:11,472	00:16:14,597	OK, OK! Don't worry, we'll handle it calm down	OK, OK! Don't worry, we'll handle it calm down
232	00:16:23,672	00:16:25,661	Mr. Lee, we have found for half an hour	Mr. Lee, we have found for half an hour
233	00:16:25,772	00:16:27,761	But we can't find the walking hand which you have mentioned	But we can't find the walking hand which you have mentioned
234	00:16:27,905	00:16:28,893	And the eyes too	And the eyes too
235	00:16:29,039	00:16:30,266	Not even a ghost	Not even a ghost
236	00:16:30,406	00:16:31,030	Shit!	Shit!
237	00:16:31,305	00:16:33,703	My fellow's ass was almost stabbed by that hand	My fellow's ass was almost stabbed by that hand
238	00:16:34,072	00:16:36,231	It did stab into my ass, two inches! Two inches deep in my ass	It did stab into my ass, two inches! Two inches deep in my ass
239	00:16:36,272	00:16:37,761	4 inches altogether 4 inches!	4 inches altogether 4 inches!
240	00:16:37,873	00:16:40,566	This student of mine is having great imagination	This student of mine is having great imagination
241	00:16:40,706	00:16:42,695	Just let him play	Just let him play
242	00:16:42,806	00:16:45,829	Professor, I suspect that you are a crazy maniac	Professor, I suspect that you are a crazy maniac
243	00:16:46,006	00:16:48,904	I believe that you killed many innocent people	I believe that you killed many innocent people
244	00:16:48,940	00:16:52,963	And you chopped off their hands for cruel scientific experiment	And you chopped off their hands for cruel scientific experiment
245	00:16:55,040	00:16:58,165	You are so wise!	You are so wise!
246	00:16:58,807	00:17:01,137	But you can't prove anything	But you can't prove anything
247	00:17:01,674	00:17:04,266	You'd better find the hands and legs first	You'd better find the hands and legs first
248	00:17:13,375	00:17:15,205	What are you doing here?	What are you doing here?
249	00:17:15,275	00:17:16,797	The hand is a sex maniac	The hand is a sex maniac
250	00:17:16,842	00:17:17,535	I think it must be a male's hand	I think it must be a male's hand
251	00:17:17,575	00:17:20,064	So, I pretend to be a female hand to seduce it	So, I pretend to be a female hand to seduce it
252	00:17:20,309	00:17:21,865	Send two persons there to have a look	Send two persons there to have a look
253	00:17:21,908	00:17:23,340	I'll take two up there and check it out	I'll take two up there and check it out
254	00:17:23,376	00:17:24,671	Tat, get the finger prints Yes sir	Tat, get the finger prints Yes sir
255	00:17:24,708	00:17:26,674	I am the in-charge here, behave yourself	I am the in-charge here, behave yourself
256	00:17:26,708	00:17:28,038	Young master...	Young master...
257	00:17:29,209	00:17:30,607	My father is...	My father is...
258	00:17:30,709	00:17:32,334	Young master...	Young master...
259	00:17:34,676	00:17:36,108	Bye bye	Bye bye
260	00:17:38,609	00:17:40,837	If you are free come to my class tomorrow	If you are free come to my class tomorrow
261	00:18:13,945	00:18:15,309	Young master, why did you hit me?	Young master, why did you hit me?
262	00:18:15,478	00:18:17,239	Why did you forget the secret code?	Why did you forget the secret code?
263	00:18:17,378	00:18:18,367	There isn't anyone outside	There isn't anyone outside
264	00:18:18,479	00:18:20,206	That professor must be a crazy killer	That professor must be a crazy killer
265	00:18:20,345	00:18:23,140	I disclosed his secret he will come to kill me, you know?	I disclosed his secret he will come to kill me, you know?
266	00:18:23,245	00:18:26,040	Ortherwise, why should I ask you to find someone to protect me?	Ortherwise, why should I ask you to find someone to protect me?
267	00:18:26,479	00:18:28,342	And, I asked you to employ bodyguards	And, I asked you to employ bodyguards
268	00:18:28,379	00:18:30,039	Not model! Yeah	Not model! Yeah
269	00:18:30,178	00:18:32,202	They just put their hands on their waists how can they protect me?	They just put their hands on their waists how can they protect me?
270	00:18:32,246	00:18:34,144	They are just models What?	They are just models What?
271	00:18:34,546	00:18:37,944	Time's up, leave now Yes sir	Time's up, leave now Yes sir
272	00:18:42,680	00:18:44,236	What do you mean? They are blind	What do you mean? They are blind
273	00:18:44,513	00:18:46,638	Since no one is willing to work for you in Hawaii	Since no one is willing to work for you in Hawaii
274	00:18:46,780	00:18:49,109	So, I have to employ some blind men to be models...	So, I have to employ some blind men to be models...
275	00:18:49,213	00:18:49,679	So...	So...
276	00:18:49,980	00:18:51,502	When I count to 3, I'll kick you out if I still see you	When I count to 3, I'll kick you out if I still see you
277	00:18:51,613	00:18:52,579	Three!	Three!
278	00:18:53,914	00:18:55,311	Why didn't you count one two?	Why didn't you count one two?
279	00:18:55,447	00:18:56,310	Master	Master
280	00:18:56,547	00:18:58,012	I want to give him a big surprise	I want to give him a big surprise
281	00:19:02,781	00:19:03,337	Dad?	Dad?
282	00:19:03,381	00:19:04,541	My son!	My son!
283	00:19:06,048	00:19:07,014	Hi mom	Hi mom
284	00:19:07,148	00:19:08,136	Son	Son
285	00:19:08,848	00:19:10,541	How is your health?	How is your health?
286	00:19:10,647	00:19:11,375	Are you alright?	Are you alright?
287	00:19:11,548	00:19:14,776	I am fine, a master taught me great Kung-fu	I am fine, a master taught me great Kung-fu
288	00:19:14,882	00:19:15,869	So, when you hit me	So, when you hit me
289	00:19:16,014	00:19:17,446	the rod bend, but I am fine	the rod bend, but I am fine
290	00:19:17,548	00:19:19,014	Now, I haven't any sore throat and didn't vomit blood	Now, I haven't any sore throat and didn't vomit blood
291	00:19:19,115	00:19:19,945	Everything is alright	Everything is alright
292	00:19:20,082	00:19:21,342	But, I think I am a bit crazy now	But, I think I am a bit crazy now
293	00:19:21,448	00:19:21,971	It's true	It's true
294	00:19:22,082	00:19:22,672	Yeah	Yeah
295	00:19:22,815	00:19:24,111	Should I show you?	Should I show you?
296	00:19:24,216	00:19:26,045	See, I think I am a bit crazy	See, I think I am a bit crazy
297	00:19:26,148	00:19:27,581	What's wrong with you?	What's wrong with you?
298	00:19:27,683	00:19:29,773	Stop scolding me, Emperor Tsun is coming to attack us	Stop scolding me, Emperor Tsun is coming to attack us
299	00:19:29,815	00:19:31,747	Hold it, I want to save others	Hold it, I want to save others
300	00:19:33,383	00:19:34,349	Should we take a look?	Should we take a look?
301	00:19:35,182	00:19:36,376	The enemies are coming, get ready	The enemies are coming, get ready
302	00:19:38,883	00:19:40,008	I'll open the door to shift the enemy's attention	I'll open the door to shift the enemy's attention
303	00:19:40,117	00:19:41,208	You, go to his back and beat him	You, go to his back and beat him
304	00:19:53,050	00:19:53,846	Hi	Hi
305	00:19:57,084	00:19:58,379	Watch out!	Watch out!
306	00:19:59,084	00:20:00,141	Miss, are you alright?	Miss, are you alright?
307	00:20:00,318	00:20:01,079	I am fine	I am fine
308	00:20:01,251	00:20:02,148	Who is he?	Who is he?
309	00:20:02,284	00:20:03,806	I don't know, maybe a thief	I don't know, maybe a thief
310	00:20:04,251	00:20:05,274	What do you want?	What do you want?
311	00:20:05,984	00:20:07,143	My name is Bonnie	My name is Bonnie
312	00:20:07,184	00:20:08,979	I live next to you	I live next to you
313	00:20:09,451	00:20:10,815	Well, my bathing tub is out of order	Well, my bathing tub is out of order
314	00:20:10,918	00:20:11,611	Kidding?	Kidding?
315	00:20:11,885	00:20:14,908	May I use yours to take a bath?	May I use yours to take a bath?
316	00:20:16,952	00:20:18,384	I usually wash right here	I usually wash right here
317	00:20:18,519	00:20:20,576	Shampoo, conditioner, anything you want	Shampoo, conditioner, anything you want
318	00:20:20,686	00:20:22,413	And, there is a cleaning brush under the water	And, there is a cleaning brush under the water
319	00:20:22,519	00:20:23,644	Not bad	Not bad
320	00:20:23,986	00:20:26,883	By the way, you are so fast to take off your clothes!	By the way, you are so fast to take off your clothes!
321	00:20:27,119	00:20:28,676	Usually I use lesser time to take off other's clothes	Usually I use lesser time to take off other's clothes
322	00:20:28,819	00:20:29,784	I don't believe it	I don't believe it
323	00:20:30,052	00:20:31,212	Isn't it called diving?	Isn't it called diving?
324	00:20:31,487	00:20:32,577	Watch!	Watch!
325	00:20:38,686	00:20:39,983	Whose stuff is it?	Whose stuff is it?
326	00:20:40,087	00:20:41,143	That's mine	That's mine
327	00:20:41,286	00:20:43,775	Miss, don't you worry you would be teased?	Miss, don't you worry you would be teased?
328	00:20:43,886	00:20:46,478	Be careful of the bark dogs!	Be careful of the bark dogs!
329	00:20:47,421	00:20:49,148	Your dad fainted	Your dad fainted
330	00:20:49,553	00:20:51,644	He will wake up if I give him more strikes	He will wake up if I give him more strikes
331	00:20:51,754	00:20:53,050	Go and take a look	Go and take a look
332	00:20:53,520	00:20:55,419	Let me help you to wash your back	Let me help you to wash your back
333	00:20:55,554	00:20:57,383	It seems to be something for washing toilet	It seems to be something for washing toilet
334	00:20:57,488	00:20:58,647	Yeah, I am washing toilet now	Yeah, I am washing toilet now
335	00:20:58,754	00:21:00,414	You are so bad	You are so bad
336	00:21:00,621	00:21:02,553	You don't remember your dad's name now!	You don't remember your dad's name now!
337	00:21:05,321	00:21:06,685	By the way, I have forgotten	By the way, I have forgotten
338	00:21:06,821	00:21:07,752	Madam, you look familiar to me	Madam, you look familiar to me
339	00:21:07,888	00:21:08,616	who are you?	who are you?
340	00:21:08,788	00:21:10,879	I wish I had given birth to a bun instead of you	I wish I had given birth to a bun instead of you
341	00:21:11,188	00:21:12,744	Having me was the side effect only	Having me was the side effect only
342	00:21:12,888	00:21:14,548	You were enjoying the process of making me	You were enjoying the process of making me
343	00:21:15,788	00:21:17,050	You're right	You're right
344	00:21:19,655	00:21:21,211	You've almost finished your bath	You've almost finished your bath
345	00:21:21,389	00:21:22,685	What's next?	What's next?
346	00:21:22,788	00:21:24,483	I haven't got any idea	I haven't got any idea
347	00:21:24,989	00:21:26,955	But if someone helps me to wash my toes	But if someone helps me to wash my toes
348	00:21:27,089	00:21:28,554	maybe, I will have some ideas	maybe, I will have some ideas
349	00:21:37,890	00:21:39,014	What's this?	What's this?
350	00:21:40,490	00:21:42,956	Mental illness drop What's that?	Mental illness drop What's that?
351	00:21:43,157	00:21:44,019	LSD!	LSD!
352	00:21:44,289	00:21:45,313	Yeah!	Yeah!
353	00:21:48,858	00:21:50,050	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
354	00:21:50,190	00:21:50,918	Do you want to vomit it?	Do you want to vomit it?
355	00:21:51,058	00:21:52,250	I want to see what brand it is	I want to see what brand it is
356	00:21:52,391	00:21:53,982	For I want to buy some more for sudden use	For I want to buy some more for sudden use
357	00:21:54,125	00:21:55,852	No, I have many of it. Come on!	No, I have many of it. Come on!
358	00:21:58,958	00:22:00,184	Yeah!	Yeah!
359	00:22:01,891	00:22:03,686	Good evening, what can I serve you?	Good evening, what can I serve you?
360	00:22:06,425	00:22:07,913	7 Tequila	7 Tequila
361	00:22:08,492	00:22:10,458	That's Tequila mixed with seven-up	That's Tequila mixed with seven-up
362	00:22:10,758	00:22:12,349	No! 7 Tequila	No! 7 Tequila
363	00:22:12,592	00:22:14,524	7 glasses for each	7 glasses for each
364	00:22:14,825	00:22:16,290	Yeah	Yeah
365	00:22:53,660	00:22:55,422	Do you think I am stupid?	Do you think I am stupid?
366	00:22:57,328	00:22:58,793	Ladies and gentlemen!	Ladies and gentlemen!
367	00:22:59,027	00:23:01,220	Now it's the time you've all been waiting for	Now it's the time you've all been waiting for
368	00:23:01,328	00:23:04,021	the world's most famous twist contest!	the world's most famous twist contest!
369	00:23:09,461	00:23:10,291	Yeah!	Yeah!
370	00:23:10,895	00:23:14,156	First, let's see who our champions will be tonight	First, let's see who our champions will be tonight
371	00:23:14,261	00:23:17,251	The winners will receive a mystery prize	The winners will receive a mystery prize
372	00:23:19,096	00:23:20,755	Why not go dancing?	Why not go dancing?
373	00:23:21,229	00:23:22,718	I don't know how to dance	I don't know how to dance
374	00:23:23,262	00:23:27,025	If you win I will sleep with you tonight	If you win I will sleep with you tonight
375	00:23:27,163	00:23:28,355	Bonnie, you have mistaken me	Bonnie, you have mistaken me
376	00:23:28,462	00:23:30,257	I am not a wolf	I am not a wolf
377	00:23:30,295	00:23:32,319	Understand?!	Understand?!
378	00:24:14,732	00:24:16,891	Hug me	Hug me
379	00:24:17,766	00:24:19,289	Why are you so hot now?	Why are you so hot now?
380	00:24:19,799	00:24:21,129	My husband is here	My husband is here
381	00:24:21,599	00:24:22,725	Really?	Really?
382	00:24:22,999	00:24:24,397	Turn and have a look	Turn and have a look
383	00:24:24,866	00:24:26,196	He is walking towards the bar table	He is walking towards the bar table
384	00:24:27,533	00:24:29,726	Over ten men are walking over there are they all your husbands?	Over ten men are walking over there are they all your husbands?
385	00:24:29,833	00:24:32,458	No, the rest are the bodyguards of him	No, the rest are the bodyguards of him
386	00:24:39,900	00:24:41,389	Are your husband operating a security company?	Are your husband operating a security company?
387	00:24:42,700	00:24:45,895	No, he is a boss Really?	No, he is a boss Really?
388	00:24:46,001	00:24:47,261	What company?	What company?
389	00:24:47,567	00:24:49,794	He is the boss of Japanese triad gang	He is the boss of Japanese triad gang
390	00:24:50,401	00:24:52,264	Yeah. Bye bye	Yeah. Bye bye
391	00:24:55,167	00:24:56,532	I know how's the result	I know how's the result
392	00:24:56,701	00:25:00,997	The winners are Mr. Lee Chak Sing and his lovely lady	The winners are Mr. Lee Chak Sing and his lovely lady
393	00:25:04,468	00:25:08,423	Wait, give the lady a kiss give the lady a kiss!	Wait, give the lady a kiss give the lady a kiss!
394	00:25:19,035	00:25:20,524	I've got the betrayer	I've got the betrayer
395	00:25:30,237	00:25:33,692	You are so bad! Why didn't you drive?	You are so bad! Why didn't you drive?
396	00:25:34,669	00:25:36,033	Why don't you talk?	Why don't you talk?
397	00:25:36,237	00:25:37,463	Are you sleeping?	Are you sleeping?
398	00:25:38,504	00:25:40,197	What's wrong with you?	What's wrong with you?
399	00:25:40,303	00:25:41,564	How are you?	How are you?
400	00:25:43,303	00:25:44,270	Don't faint!	Don't faint!
401	00:25:47,471	00:25:48,902	How are you?	How are you?
402	00:25:53,337	00:25:54,304	No...	No...
403	00:25:56,204	00:25:57,465	Where is it?	Where is it?
404	00:26:07,471	00:26:08,597	I don't care!	I don't care!
405	00:26:10,739	00:26:12,466	Yes, he is having trouble	Yes, he is having trouble
406	00:26:12,572	00:26:14,537	I've prepared everything, come here now	I've prepared everything, come here now
407	00:26:14,638	00:26:15,605	I beg you	I beg you
408	00:26:15,706	00:26:17,399	When I arrive, he will be dead fix him first	When I arrive, he will be dead fix him first
409	00:26:17,539	00:26:18,232	This isn't your first time!	This isn't your first time!
410	00:26:18,372	00:26:19,270	I didn't know how to do it	I didn't know how to do it
411	00:26:19,373	00:26:20,838	I have no experience!	I have no experience!
412	00:26:20,906	00:26:21,803	You should learn it now	You should learn it now
413	00:26:21,906	00:26:23,735	If he dies in your place you will be finished	If he dies in your place you will be finished
414	00:26:23,873	00:26:26,738	I will get the handbook to instruct you, wait	I will get the handbook to instruct you, wait
415	00:26:33,340	00:26:35,466	Have you located the mark?	Have you located the mark?
416	00:26:38,774	00:26:39,671	Yes, it is	Yes, it is
417	00:26:39,874	00:26:40,965	He overtook drugs	He overtook drugs
418	00:26:41,140	00:26:43,334	So caused heart weakness	So caused heart weakness
419	00:26:43,441	00:26:44,872	To prevent expansion	To prevent expansion
420	00:26:45,007	00:26:47,530	You have to do him some injections to stimulate his heart	You have to do him some injections to stimulate his heart
421	00:26:47,708	00:26:49,367	So as to save him	So as to save him
422	00:26:49,574	00:26:51,268	Kidding?	Kidding?
423	00:26:51,409	00:26:52,840	Try. You've no choice!	Try. You've no choice!
424	00:26:52,941	00:26:53,804	Have you got the needle?	Have you got the needle?
425	00:26:54,041	00:26:54,699	Yes	Yes
426	00:26:54,875	00:26:56,034	Forget anything, but stab in	Forget anything, but stab in
427	00:27:13,842	00:27:14,637	You've waken	You've waken
428	00:27:14,742	00:27:15,469	Yes	Yes
429	00:27:15,642	00:27:16,630	But the woman fainted	But the woman fainted
430	00:27:16,909	00:27:18,397	Where was the needle?	Where was the needle?
431	00:27:19,176	00:27:21,005	It's stabbed into the left hand side under my belly	It's stabbed into the left hand side under my belly
432	00:27:21,176	00:27:22,870	9 out of 10 men's dicks are placed on the left	9 out of 10 men's dicks are placed on the left
433	00:27:23,010	00:27:23,633	how about yours?	how about yours?
434	00:27:23,942	00:27:25,875	I am lucky, I am the tenth one	I am lucky, I am the tenth one
435	00:27:25,977	00:27:26,840	it's placed on the right	it's placed on the right
436	00:27:27,042	00:27:27,906	Congratulations	Congratulations
437	00:27:28,043	00:27:29,599	But my ball is on the left	But my ball is on the left
438	00:27:29,877	00:27:31,036	Well, bye bye	Well, bye bye
439	00:27:32,376	00:27:36,400	Forgive me, it's not done by me	Forgive me, it's not done by me
440	00:27:42,277	00:27:43,265	You bastard!	You bastard!
441	00:27:43,411	00:27:44,671	I gave you so much money!	I gave you so much money!
442	00:27:44,943	00:27:47,808	I just wanted you to amend something in government's computer	I just wanted you to amend something in government's computer
443	00:27:48,078	00:27:49,169	How dare you betray me?	How dare you betray me?
444	00:27:49,311	00:27:51,970	Boss, don't kill me! Don't kill me...	Boss, don't kill me! Don't kill me...
445	00:27:52,111	00:27:53,940	Boss, you speak fluent Cantonese	Boss, you speak fluent Cantonese
446	00:27:56,745	00:27:58,608	I always talk to my girl lately	I always talk to my girl lately
447	00:27:59,311	00:28:01,573	That's why I have enough practice	That's why I have enough practice
448	00:28:03,012	00:28:04,170	I'll handle you first	I'll handle you first
449	00:28:04,311	00:28:06,971	Don't kill me...	Don't kill me...
450	00:28:07,246	00:28:09,404	So, should I listen to you?	So, should I listen to you?
451	00:28:10,045	00:28:11,169	If yes, how can I be the boss?	If yes, how can I be the boss?
452	00:28:11,912	00:28:14,935	Give me one more chance...	Give me one more chance...
453	00:28:15,146	00:28:18,806	Alright, I will give you another chance	Alright, I will give you another chance
454	00:28:19,613	00:28:21,307	So as to let you die with no regrets	So as to let you die with no regrets
455	00:28:23,180	00:28:25,078	When the bitch and his adulterer come back	When the bitch and his adulterer come back
456	00:28:25,346	00:28:26,745	catch them and throw them to the sea	catch them and throw them to the sea
457	00:28:26,781	00:28:28,041	To feed the fish	To feed the fish
458	00:28:32,047	00:28:33,103	Get him	Get him
459	00:28:43,747	00:28:45,043	Shit	Shit
460	00:28:46,981	00:28:48,776	Fuck	Fuck
461	00:28:50,047	00:28:51,910	What does that mean?	What does that mean?
462	00:28:59,982	00:29:00,709	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
463	00:29:00,748	00:29:03,146	You said a walking hand was found in Professor Chang's home	You said a walking hand was found in Professor Chang's home
464	00:29:03,249	00:29:04,305	Now, you said someone is going to kill you	Now, you said someone is going to kill you
465	00:29:04,615	00:29:06,514	Get out	Get out
466	00:29:22,283	00:29:23,976	Mom, this is shit!	Mom, this is shit!
467	00:29:24,183	00:29:26,172	What a big trouble!	What a big trouble!
468	00:29:26,350	00:29:27,509	Let me tell you Let me tell you	Let me tell you Let me tell you
469	00:29:27,683	00:29:28,512	Someone wants to kill me!	Someone wants to kill me!
470	00:29:28,617	00:29:31,105	This isn't a big deal I have something to tell you	This isn't a big deal I have something to tell you
471	00:29:31,250	00:29:33,183	I know! You want me to study hard	I know! You want me to study hard
472	00:29:33,317	00:29:34,044	I always study hard	I always study hard
473	00:29:34,217	00:29:36,944	No, I have something new to tell you	No, I have something new to tell you
474	00:29:37,050	00:29:40,881	Your dad, Lee Yat-fai isn't your father at all	Your dad, Lee Yat-fai isn't your father at all
475	00:29:41,051	00:29:42,676	I know. Tat is my dad	I know. Tat is my dad
476	00:29:43,718	00:29:44,684	How do you know it?	How do you know it?
477	00:29:45,117	00:29:46,516	I hit dad and he went crazy but I didn't hit you!	I hit dad and he went crazy but I didn't hit you!
478	00:29:46,552	00:29:48,983	What made you to be crazy then?	What made you to be crazy then?
479	00:29:49,317	00:29:50,305	Crazy?	Crazy?
480	00:29:53,252	00:29:56,150	Don't you think I am really crazy?	Don't you think I am really crazy?
481	00:29:56,285	00:29:58,808	You bitch! You disclosed your secret!	You bitch! You disclosed your secret!
482	00:29:58,985	00:30:00,848	That's why I know you aren't my son	That's why I know you aren't my son
483	00:30:03,819	00:30:05,876	I've suspected that for ages	I've suspected that for ages
484	00:30:06,019	00:30:10,644	My nick-name is Handsome Valentino!	My nick-name is Handsome Valentino!
485	00:30:10,852	00:30:12,148	But...	But...
486	00:30:12,353	00:30:14,444	my son looks like shit!	my son looks like shit!
487	00:30:14,986	00:30:16,475	I know nothing!	I know nothing!
488	00:30:16,620	00:30:17,313	Anyway, I want 2 million	Anyway, I want 2 million
489	00:30:17,353	00:30:19,114	Who gives me 2 million I will take him as dad	Who gives me 2 million I will take him as dad
490	00:30:19,286	00:30:20,309	I have two hundred dollars	I have two hundred dollars
491	00:30:20,453	00:30:21,316	Two million	Two million
492	00:30:21,520	00:30:23,883	Please go back to wash toilet	Please go back to wash toilet
493	00:30:24,753	00:30:25,844	25 years ago	25 years ago
494	00:30:26,553	00:30:28,816	one night, I was reading sex novels in the store room	one night, I was reading sex novels in the store room
495	00:30:29,119	00:30:31,416	Your mom rushed in, she wore nothing but turned off the light	Your mom rushed in, she wore nothing but turned off the light
496	00:30:31,521	00:30:32,487	Mind your tongue	Mind your tongue
497	00:30:32,753	00:30:34,946	I did wear something, I mean the socks	I did wear something, I mean the socks
498	00:30:35,120	00:30:36,450	Sorry	Sorry
499	00:30:36,687	00:30:38,243	You wore a pair of white socks	You wore a pair of white socks
500	00:30:39,522	00:30:41,010	Old master went out on that night	Old master went out on that night
501	00:30:41,487	00:30:43,715	I couldn't control myself and I...	I couldn't control myself and I...
502	00:30:44,688	00:30:46,415	When I turned on the light I regretted so much!	When I turned on the light I regretted so much!
503	00:30:49,955	00:30:51,978	So, why did you read the sex novel?	So, why did you read the sex novel?
504	00:30:52,121	00:30:53,916	Shut up, stop saying anything!	Shut up, stop saying anything!
505	00:30:54,355	00:30:55,344	Stop!	Stop!
506	00:30:55,555	00:30:57,646	If a son hits his dad he will be hit by thunder	If a son hits his dad he will be hit by thunder
507	00:30:57,789	00:30:59,414	Who said he is my dad? Why should I believe it?	Who said he is my dad? Why should I believe it?
508	00:30:59,588	00:31:00,213	Do you have any proof?	Do you have any proof?
509	00:31:00,256	00:31:02,051	It's shown in the movie that if a dad kneels in front of his son	It's shown in the movie that if a dad kneels in front of his son
510	00:31:02,089	00:31:05,385	his son will feel dizzy	his son will feel dizzy
511	00:31:05,489	00:31:07,318	Really? So, just try, see whether I will feel dizzy or not	Really? So, just try, see whether I will feel dizzy or not
512	00:31:09,689	00:31:11,053	Kneel down	Kneel down
513	00:31:20,257	00:31:21,814	See? Feeling dizzy now!?	See? Feeling dizzy now!?
514	00:31:23,624	00:31:26,146	I am fine! Don't you believe it?	I am fine! Don't you believe it?
515	00:31:26,390	00:31:27,548	Stop messing up	Stop messing up
516	00:31:27,589	00:31:28,817	I have bright future	I have bright future
517	00:31:28,991	00:31:31,786	Here is a cheque of 2 million	Here is a cheque of 2 million
518	00:31:32,224	00:31:33,280	If you take me as your dad	If you take me as your dad
519	00:31:33,457	00:31:35,514	I will forget everything and you will have further benefits	I will forget everything and you will have further benefits
520	00:31:35,557	00:31:36,853	Otherwise...	Otherwise...
521	00:31:37,024	00:31:37,922	You can tell the result	You can tell the result
522	00:31:40,191	00:31:42,384	No... Don't take the cheque...	No... Don't take the cheque...
523	00:31:42,525	00:31:43,785	Thank you dad	Thank you dad
524	00:31:46,158	00:31:48,557	You are my good son	You are my good son
525	00:31:48,657	00:31:51,181	The wise guys should know how the wind blows	The wise guys should know how the wind blows
526	00:31:51,825	00:31:53,223	This is not filial!	This is not filial!
527	00:31:53,492	00:31:54,422	No	No
528	00:31:54,525	00:31:55,855	Get out	Get out
529	00:31:56,958	00:31:57,946	I don't mind you not admitting me as your dad	I don't mind you not admitting me as your dad
530	00:31:58,359	00:31:59,346	Get lost!	Get lost!
531	00:32:00,392	00:32:02,722	I always spoil you, in fact it's a harm to you	I always spoil you, in fact it's a harm to you
532	00:32:02,858	00:32:04,325	Mind your tongue, or I will call the police to arrest you	Mind your tongue, or I will call the police to arrest you
533	00:32:04,460	00:32:05,117	Be honest	Be honest
534	00:32:05,259	00:32:07,350	You are a very disgusting person	You are a very disgusting person
535	00:32:07,492	00:32:08,355	Stop!	Stop!
536	00:32:08,526	00:32:10,822	I hope you would know how to respect people from now on	I hope you would know how to respect people from now on
537	00:32:10,959	00:32:11,982	So, others will respect you	So, others will respect you
538	00:32:13,492	00:32:15,118	Get lost, bastard!	Get lost, bastard!
539	00:32:15,159	00:32:16,251	You are bastard	You are bastard
540	00:32:16,427	00:32:17,983	I am your dad, so I can scold you	I am your dad, so I can scold you
541	00:32:18,427	00:32:19,484	How dare you?	How dare you?
542	00:32:48,761	00:32:49,954	Hello	Hello
543	00:32:50,961	00:32:52,620	Are you confessing?	Are you confessing?
544	00:32:57,196	00:32:58,786	Don't you scare?	Don't you scare?
545	00:32:58,962	00:32:59,950	I won't give it a damn	I won't give it a damn
546	00:33:00,096	00:33:01,721	See my teeth?	See my teeth?
547	00:33:04,695	00:33:06,161	Aren't you happy?	Aren't you happy?
548	00:33:06,329	00:33:08,125	How can I get happy after seeing you?	How can I get happy after seeing you?
549	00:33:08,395	00:33:09,191	I'd better leave	I'd better leave
550	00:33:09,329	00:33:10,386	Please, hurry up	Please, hurry up
551	00:33:11,430	00:33:12,453	Hello	Hello
552	00:33:13,063	00:33:14,358	Come here	Come here
553	00:33:19,430	00:33:20,691	I have a friend	I have a friend
554	00:33:21,097	00:33:23,893	For money, he just ignored his own dad	For money, he just ignored his own dad
555	00:33:24,031	00:33:24,688	Then?	Then?
556	00:33:24,830	00:33:25,887	That's it	That's it
557	00:33:25,930	00:33:26,487	I am leaving	I am leaving
558	00:33:26,664	00:33:27,720	Wait...	Wait...
559	00:33:28,831	00:33:31,228	He kicked his dad out of his home	He kicked his dad out of his home
560	00:33:31,397	00:33:33,454	And gave him a heavy kick	And gave him a heavy kick
561	00:33:33,764	00:33:36,287	At that moment, it was pouring & with thunderstorm	At that moment, it was pouring & with thunderstorm
562	00:33:36,464	00:33:37,794	What do you feel about this guy?	What do you feel about this guy?
563	00:33:38,431	00:33:39,796	Worse than animal	Worse than animal
564	00:33:39,964	00:33:41,089	But he is really handsome	But he is really handsome
565	00:33:41,265	00:33:42,322	That's better	That's better
566	00:33:42,864	00:33:45,058	Otherwise, he should be shot to death	Otherwise, he should be shot to death
567	00:33:45,431	00:33:46,398	I just want to ask one more question	I just want to ask one more question
568	00:33:46,532	00:33:48,657	Don't you think I am smart?	Don't you think I am smart?
569	00:33:49,799	00:33:52,027	I, Chung Chung, swear here	I, Chung Chung, swear here
570	00:33:52,632	00:33:55,258	You are not handsome at all	You are not handsome at all
571	00:34:19,866	00:34:21,594	He is alone tonight	He is alone tonight
572	00:34:22,168	00:34:22,996	Damn!	Damn!
573	00:34:26,233	00:34:27,131	Move it	Move it
574	00:34:32,835	00:34:33,925	They are here	They are here
575	00:34:36,700	00:34:38,495	Do you want to call 911 for the police?	Do you want to call 911 for the police?
576	00:34:38,700	00:34:39,394	May I?	May I?
577	00:34:40,101	00:34:40,931	Up to you	Up to you
578	00:34:42,802	00:34:44,392	What is the number?	What is the number?
579	00:35:00,068	00:35:01,262	Sorry!	Sorry!
580	00:35:20,671	00:35:21,966	Who turned off the light?	Who turned off the light?
581	00:35:24,303	00:35:25,429	Don't go!	Don't go!
582	00:35:26,070	00:35:27,058	Why are you standing here?	Why are you standing here?
583	00:35:27,204	00:35:28,033	I didn't know he would bump against me	I didn't know he would bump against me
584	00:35:28,438	00:35:29,495	Go and get him	Go and get him
585	00:35:30,771	00:35:31,929	This house is too big	This house is too big
586	00:35:32,070	00:35:32,934	I think I'll blow it up	I think I'll blow it up
587	00:35:37,771	00:35:39,135	Watch me	Watch me
588	00:35:40,404	00:35:41,598	And!	And!
589	00:35:43,338	00:35:44,361	Yeah Yeah	Yeah Yeah
590	00:35:44,672	00:35:46,103	Why are you back?	Why are you back?
591	00:35:46,305	00:35:47,271	I haven't left	I haven't left
592	00:36:17,907	00:36:19,270	Don't move	Don't move
593	00:36:20,340	00:36:22,101	Take the gun here	Take the gun here
594	00:36:24,474	00:36:28,167	Don't do anything mad Give it to me slowly. Hurry up!	Don't do anything mad Give it to me slowly. Hurry up!
595	00:36:29,973	00:36:31,133	Don't pull off a stunt, I tell you	Don't pull off a stunt, I tell you
596	00:36:31,175	00:36:33,697	Don't you think I can't see your cunning eyes behind the glasses?	Don't you think I can't see your cunning eyes behind the glasses?
597	00:36:33,841	00:36:34,899	Don't do anything stupid	Don't do anything stupid
598	00:36:36,308	00:36:38,467	Give me your gun	Give me your gun
599	00:36:39,241	00:36:40,467	You've got it	You've got it
600	00:36:41,041	00:36:41,905	OK!	OK!
601	00:36:44,942	00:36:45,838	Don't move!	Don't move!
602	00:36:46,141	00:36:47,698	Don't mess up, I have got your friend	Don't mess up, I have got your friend
603	00:36:48,142	00:36:50,472	This is what I want to tell you Your boss is with me	This is what I want to tell you Your boss is with me
604	00:36:52,242	00:36:54,174	Well, let's change our hostages	Well, let's change our hostages
605	00:36:54,342	00:36:56,172	Damn you! Let my friend go	Damn you! Let my friend go
606	00:36:56,309	00:36:59,002	Or, I will shoot him to death	Or, I will shoot him to death
607	00:36:59,809	00:37:01,037	OK...	OK...
608	00:37:04,843	00:37:06,309	Why do you kneel down?	Why do you kneel down?
609	00:37:10,177	00:37:12,267	He is my son, he can't stand it!	He is my son, he can't stand it!
610	00:37:12,443	00:37:13,535	He feels dizzy for I kneel down in front of him!	He feels dizzy for I kneel down in front of him!
611	00:37:13,577	00:37:15,270	Hello, goodbye	Hello, goodbye
612	00:37:31,544	00:37:34,511	That stupid guy doesn't know how to use gun, but bomb only	That stupid guy doesn't know how to use gun, but bomb only
613	00:37:34,678	00:37:35,735	He has made a big mistake this time	He has made a big mistake this time
614	00:37:36,045	00:37:37,203	Watch!	Watch!
615	00:37:38,279	00:37:39,869	He left a knife	He left a knife
616	00:37:40,045	00:37:41,306	Do you remember we have a spring toilet?	Do you remember we have a spring toilet?
617	00:37:41,345	00:37:42,537	The one which is used to fool Wong Siu-fu?	The one which is used to fool Wong Siu-fu?
618	00:37:42,678	00:37:43,645	It's just next to you	It's just next to you
619	00:37:43,813	00:37:44,743	Oh!	Oh!
620	00:37:51,245	00:37:53,040	How many people can it serve each time?	How many people can it serve each time?
621	00:37:53,078	00:37:53,806	One	One
622	00:37:58,179	00:38:01,112	Don't worry we still have couple of hours	Don't worry we still have couple of hours
623	00:38:03,813	00:38:04,871	Wear your glasses!	Wear your glasses!
624	00:38:05,014	00:38:06,172	Just 10 seconds are left	Just 10 seconds are left
625	00:38:07,313	00:38:08,336	You can't cut the chain by the knife	You can't cut the chain by the knife
626	00:38:08,746	00:38:10,111	Chop off my hand and leave as soon as possible!	Chop off my hand and leave as soon as possible!
627	00:38:10,381	00:38:11,846	You needn't teach me that	You needn't teach me that
628	00:38:18,713	00:38:20,441	I haven't treated you nice in my life	I haven't treated you nice in my life
629	00:38:21,047	00:38:22,638	Now, I will pay everything back to you	Now, I will pay everything back to you
630	00:38:23,481	00:38:24,605	Dad	Dad
631	00:38:27,281	00:38:28,144	My dear son	My dear son
632	00:38:28,281	00:38:29,474	Sit down!	Sit down!
633	00:38:53,549	00:38:55,641	Chung Chung, are you alright?	Chung Chung, are you alright?
634	00:38:56,349	00:38:57,440	I am fine	I am fine
635	00:39:06,783	00:39:07,976	Have you had a nightmare?	Have you had a nightmare?
636	00:39:08,083	00:39:12,674	Yes I saw Sing being blown up in my dream	Yes I saw Sing being blown up in my dream
637	00:39:13,050	00:39:14,413	What a horrible dream!	What a horrible dream!
638	00:39:16,950	00:39:18,644	Aren't you hating him?	Aren't you hating him?
639	00:39:19,118	00:39:21,379	Why did you think of him in your dream?	Why did you think of him in your dream?
640	00:39:21,651	00:39:23,981	In fact, I hate him	In fact, I hate him
641	00:39:25,017	00:39:28,279	I know, I remember a psychiatrist said	I know, I remember a psychiatrist said
642	00:39:28,517	00:39:32,245	those bad guys have special attraction to women	those bad guys have special attraction to women
643	00:39:34,051	00:39:36,381	In fact, he isn't that bad	In fact, he isn't that bad
644	00:39:37,051	00:39:39,540	He went to the church for confession	He went to the church for confession
645	00:39:39,685	00:39:43,515	He just loves face he doesn't want me to tease him	He just loves face he doesn't want me to tease him
646	00:39:43,652	00:39:46,982	He is so poor, for he hasn't any friends	He is so poor, for he hasn't any friends
647	00:39:47,519	00:39:50,644	He is a smart guy	He is a smart guy
648	00:39:50,786	00:39:55,081	Otherwise, he can't think of so many tricks to fool others	Otherwise, he can't think of so many tricks to fool others
649	00:39:57,820	00:39:58,786	Yes	Yes
650	00:39:58,986	00:40:00,542	Doctor Chang please Speaking	Doctor Chang please Speaking
651	00:40:00,686	00:40:03,618	A patient called Lee Chak-sing is blown to death	A patient called Lee Chak-sing is blown to death
652	00:40:03,753	00:40:04,651	Come to the hospital now	Come to the hospital now
653	00:40:04,686	00:40:06,050	What's up?	What's up?
654	00:40:08,253	00:40:10,014	What you saw isn't a dream	What you saw isn't a dream
655	00:40:10,320	00:40:11,581	It's real	It's real
656	00:40:34,521	00:40:35,919	Professor...	Professor...
657	00:40:36,122	00:40:36,883	How is my son?	How is my son?
658	00:40:37,022	00:40:37,988	Stay calm	Stay calm
659	00:40:38,322	00:40:40,151	From the medical point of view	From the medical point of view
660	00:40:40,289	00:40:42,255	your son is dead	your son is dead
661	00:40:42,588	00:40:43,282	What?	What?
662	00:40:44,355	00:40:46,048	But to me...	But to me...
663	00:40:46,189	00:40:47,746	He is halfly dead	He is halfly dead
664	00:40:47,888	00:40:48,786	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
665	00:40:53,656	00:40:55,417	Dad, are you here?	Dad, are you here?
666	00:40:57,323	00:40:58,481	Why only his lips are left?	Why only his lips are left?
667	00:40:58,622	00:40:59,384	Right	Right
668	00:40:59,623	00:41:01,145	Did professor tell you anything?	Did professor tell you anything?
669	00:41:01,824	00:41:02,881	Now, all my blood and flesh are gone	Now, all my blood and flesh are gone
670	00:41:03,056	00:41:04,647	Just the brain and lips are left	Just the brain and lips are left
671	00:41:04,790	00:41:06,016	Take a rest	Take a rest
672	00:41:07,390	00:41:08,322	Don't say so much!	Don't say so much!
673	00:41:08,790	00:41:11,654	Now, I have to tell you a good news and a bad news	Now, I have to tell you a good news and a bad news
674	00:41:11,824	00:41:12,551	What?	What?
675	00:41:12,690	00:41:15,680	The good news is, I've mentioned the artificial organs, right?	The good news is, I've mentioned the artificial organs, right?
676	00:41:15,891	00:41:17,822	Now, it's successfully invented by the US government	Now, it's successfully invented by the US government
677	00:41:18,124	00:41:19,714	You may keep two original organs	You may keep two original organs
678	00:41:19,957	00:41:22,583	For the rest, you can replace them with artificial organs	For the rest, you can replace them with artificial organs
679	00:41:22,791	00:41:24,949	So, we can rebuild your son's body	So, we can rebuild your son's body
680	00:41:25,124	00:41:26,557	Do it now	Do it now
681	00:41:27,090	00:41:29,682	This is Doctor Quency, the chief doctor of this hospital	This is Doctor Quency, the chief doctor of this hospital
682	00:41:30,291	00:41:32,416	How are you?	How are you?
683	00:41:32,624	00:41:35,318	This is my son, please save his life	This is my son, please save his life
684	00:41:35,492	00:41:37,787	Listen to me, I have a bad news too	Listen to me, I have a bad news too
685	00:41:37,925	00:41:41,722	He wants 60 million US dollars for the operation	He wants 60 million US dollars for the operation
686	00:41:41,992	00:41:43,355	Sorry, I don't have that much	Sorry, I don't have that much
687	00:41:44,326	00:41:46,188	How can you do the operation then?	How can you do the operation then?
688	00:41:46,992	00:41:49,458	It doesn't matter, I will call his wealthy father	It doesn't matter, I will call his wealthy father
689	00:41:51,525	00:41:53,457	I understand	I understand
690	00:41:53,759	00:41:55,385	You'd better talk to him directly	You'd better talk to him directly
691	00:42:00,726	00:42:01,953	Sing, I have much money	Sing, I have much money
692	00:42:02,059	00:42:03,356	But I don't want you to see Tat again	But I don't want you to see Tat again
693	00:42:03,494	00:42:04,857	Otherwise, I won't treat you as my son any more	Otherwise, I won't treat you as my son any more
694	00:42:04,993	00:42:06,550	Let's stop any communication	Let's stop any communication
695	00:42:06,793	00:42:09,056	In fact, I've made up my mind in these days, Mr. Lee	In fact, I've made up my mind in these days, Mr. Lee
696	00:42:09,260	00:42:10,624	Let's forget each other from now on	Let's forget each other from now on
697	00:42:10,727	00:42:13,522	Alright, since you don't listen to me just go to hell	Alright, since you don't listen to me just go to hell
698	00:42:17,661	00:42:18,888	Why are you so stupid?	Why are you so stupid?
699	00:42:19,028	00:42:22,586	Oh Jesus, you're wasting any time I can't believe it	Oh Jesus, you're wasting any time I can't believe it
700	00:42:22,761	00:42:26,057	He is so practical! Not merciful at all	He is so practical! Not merciful at all
701	00:42:27,428	00:42:29,690	I don't have that much money I can only afford $6000 dollars	I don't have that much money I can only afford $6000 dollars
702	00:42:31,361	00:42:32,725	Do you have 6 thousand?	Do you have 6 thousand?
703	00:42:32,929	00:42:34,417	OK, I will give you a hand, a free hand!	OK, I will give you a hand, a free hand!
704	00:42:34,595	00:42:36,527	We may do it in a cheaper way	We may do it in a cheaper way
705	00:42:36,695	00:42:37,956	Dare you try?	Dare you try?
706	00:42:56,030	00:42:57,359	The sweat!	The sweat!
707	00:43:09,330	00:43:10,489	It's fixed	It's fixed
708	00:43:11,497	00:43:12,861	What a hard time for you!	What a hard time for you!
709	00:43:14,064	00:43:15,223	Eat while it's still hot	Eat while it's still hot
710	00:43:15,398	00:43:15,863	Great...	Great...
711	00:43:15,997	00:43:18,827	The noodles that I made will make you never forget	The noodles that I made will make you never forget
712	00:43:21,465	00:43:23,953	He looks so angry, let him eat first	He looks so angry, let him eat first
713	00:43:26,265	00:43:29,424	My dear son, have the noodles first	My dear son, have the noodles first
714	00:43:29,465	00:43:30,431	I am not in the mood	I am not in the mood
715	00:43:30,565	00:43:32,394	The operation can be claimed a success	The operation can be claimed a success
716	00:43:32,965	00:43:35,726	His look has almost been recovered	His look has almost been recovered
717	00:43:35,865	00:43:36,695	But not the face	But not the face
718	00:43:37,332	00:43:39,026	A square face is always smart looking	A square face is always smart looking
719	00:43:39,898	00:43:41,626	Will it be too smart?	Will it be too smart?
720	00:43:41,799	00:43:42,662	It's OK	It's OK
721	00:43:42,832	00:43:44,265	Just take a look first	Just take a look first
722	00:43:44,400	00:43:46,627	What? I have to eat my noodles first	What? I have to eat my noodles first
723	00:43:46,766	00:43:48,561	Be frank. How can you say OK?	Be frank. How can you say OK?
724	00:43:48,699	00:43:50,494	It's cheap, don't be so mean!	It's cheap, don't be so mean!
725	00:43:50,532	00:43:51,260	I wanna kill myself	I wanna kill myself
726	00:43:51,433	00:43:53,398	Calm down!	Calm down!
727	00:43:53,499	00:43:55,795	Professor, you should take it seriously!	Professor, you should take it seriously!
728	00:43:55,933	00:43:58,161	Help, fix him first	Help, fix him first
729	00:43:59,767	00:44:00,698	OK	OK
730	00:44:04,266	00:44:05,926	Look. You look handsome now!	Look. You look handsome now!
731	00:44:06,067	00:44:07,260	That's your original look	That's your original look
732	00:44:07,401	00:44:08,230	Thank you, Professor	Thank you, Professor
733	00:44:08,434	00:44:09,399	This is what I should do	This is what I should do
734	00:44:09,533	00:44:10,932	But I think my hands are of different length	But I think my hands are of different length
735	00:44:11,067	00:44:12,658	Everyone's hands are not of same length	Everyone's hands are not of same length
736	00:44:12,967	00:44:15,490	But, they vary too much!	But, they vary too much!
737	00:44:15,534	00:44:16,794	So?	So?
738	00:44:19,568	00:44:22,466	It's cheap, don't be so mean!	It's cheap, don't be so mean!
739	00:44:22,634	00:44:23,759	I'd better kill myself	I'd better kill myself
740	00:44:24,701	00:44:27,167	Professor, are you fooling us?	Professor, are you fooling us?
741	00:44:27,334	00:44:28,823	How can you provide such hand for him?	How can you provide such hand for him?
742	00:44:29,001	00:44:29,967	Don't you think we are fools?	Don't you think we are fools?
743	00:44:30,135	00:44:31,328	Stay calm...	Stay calm...
744	00:44:31,502	00:44:32,490	Calm? How can I calm down?	Calm? How can I calm down?
745	00:44:32,634	00:44:33,601	Trust me...	Trust me...
746	00:44:33,735	00:44:34,826	Do you want me to believe you again?	Do you want me to believe you again?
747	00:44:35,702	00:44:39,600	You are lucky. In this month, over 100 pairs of hands are dumped	You are lucky. In this month, over 100 pairs of hands are dumped
748	00:44:39,735	00:44:41,394	I've tried my best to find you a perfect pair of hands	I've tried my best to find you a perfect pair of hands
749	00:44:41,435	00:44:42,595	Try	Try
750	00:44:42,803	00:44:43,961	It's OK Really?	It's OK Really?
751	00:44:44,002	00:44:45,434	Yes! Yes	Yes! Yes
752	00:44:48,969	00:44:51,730	What?	What?
753	00:44:54,102	00:44:56,331	I am sorry. What are dumped in this month are...	I am sorry. What are dumped in this month are...
754	00:44:56,603	00:44:57,569	only hands!	only hands!
755	00:45:00,471	00:45:01,834	They are cheap	They are cheap
756	00:45:02,070	00:45:03,161	Don't be so mean!	Don't be so mean!
757	00:45:13,444	00:45:14,967	Left hand	Left hand
758	00:45:16,011	00:45:17,500	Right leg	Right leg
759	00:45:17,978	00:45:19,467	Yeah	Yeah
760	00:45:19,612	00:45:21,009	So great!	So great!
761	00:45:21,212	00:45:22,838	Congratulation, professor	Congratulation, professor
762	00:45:22,979	00:45:24,376	It's really perfect	It's really perfect
763	00:45:24,912	00:45:26,741	I said it would be OK, right?	I said it would be OK, right?
764	00:45:27,046	00:45:28,307	Congratulation!	Congratulation!
765	00:45:30,546	00:45:31,806	Stop	Stop
766	00:45:31,946	00:45:33,207	I can't stop!	I can't stop!
767	00:45:33,346	00:45:35,107	Damn you!	Damn you!
768	00:45:42,079	00:45:44,171	When will he stop?	When will he stop?
769	00:45:44,912	00:45:46,004	I think...	I think...
770	00:45:46,147	00:45:48,669	He will stop after the battery is used up	He will stop after the battery is used up
771	00:45:50,446	00:45:52,469	Out of battery now!	Out of battery now!
772	00:45:53,913	00:45:55,742	Come on	Come on
773	00:45:55,880	00:45:58,176	The electronic organs can't be adapted easily, so he lost control	The electronic organs can't be adapted easily, so he lost control
774	00:45:58,380	00:45:59,243	He will be alright soon	He will be alright soon
775	00:46:01,280	00:46:03,007	And he has to eat battery daily	And he has to eat battery daily
776	00:46:03,147	00:46:04,045	Don't get your body wet	Don't get your body wet
777	00:46:04,247	00:46:07,112	Or, you can't move	Or, you can't move
778	00:46:07,248	00:46:08,440	I want to piss	I want to piss
779	00:46:08,547	00:46:09,513	Help yourself	Help yourself
780	00:46:09,647	00:46:10,579	He can only eat battery	He can only eat battery
781	00:46:10,814	00:46:12,713	What's this?	What's this?
782	00:46:12,915	00:46:16,108	This is for urination, after using it just close it	This is for urination, after using it just close it
783	00:46:17,982	00:46:19,845	Please find a better looking one!	Please find a better looking one!
784	00:46:20,015	00:46:20,810	How about shitting?	How about shitting?
785	00:46:21,082	00:46:21,944	Use this too	Use this too
786	00:46:22,081	00:46:23,105	You...	You...
787	00:46:25,049	00:46:26,981	Don't faint!	Don't faint!
788	00:46:27,448	00:46:29,880	And I have to plant a chip inside your brain too	And I have to plant a chip inside your brain too
789	00:46:29,982	00:46:31,175	If it is planted	If it is planted
790	00:46:31,349	00:46:33,838	the imitating function of your electronic organs will be started	the imitating function of your electronic organs will be started
791	00:46:33,883	00:46:35,610	So, you can change yourself to everything	So, you can change yourself to everything
792	00:46:35,783	00:46:38,544	According to theory you may change to everything	According to theory you may change to everything
793	00:46:38,683	00:46:40,148	I just want to be myself	I just want to be myself
794	00:46:40,316	00:46:41,044	Sure	Sure
795	00:46:41,183	00:46:42,308	So, go ahead and plant it	So, go ahead and plant it
796	00:46:42,484	00:46:43,449	I haven't invented that yet	I haven't invented that yet
797	00:46:43,649	00:46:44,513	You?!	You?!
798	00:46:44,916	00:46:46,075	Piss on him	Piss on him
799	00:46:48,483	00:46:49,472	Piss...	Piss...
800	00:46:49,750	00:46:51,841	No...	No...
801	00:46:55,817	00:46:58,443	Sing, the Japanese triad gang is so powerful here	Sing, the Japanese triad gang is so powerful here
802	00:46:58,584	00:46:59,641	And they are cruel	And they are cruel
803	00:46:59,851	00:47:01,147	If they know you are not dead	If they know you are not dead
804	00:47:01,283	00:47:02,409	they will come again	they will come again
805	00:47:02,750	00:47:05,046	So, I will arrange a fake funeral for you tomorrow	So, I will arrange a fake funeral for you tomorrow
806	00:47:05,284	00:47:07,375	And you have to fly to Hong Kong as soon as possible	And you have to fly to Hong Kong as soon as possible
807	00:47:07,485	00:47:09,042	Never come back again	Never come back again
808	00:47:32,420	00:47:35,647	I can't imagine someone would cry for me!	I can't imagine someone would cry for me!
809	00:47:38,220	00:47:39,186	I will remember that	I will remember that
810	00:47:52,053	00:47:53,418	Hey, pal...	Hey, pal...
811	00:47:53,621	00:47:55,643	this building is going to be demolished why don't you move out?	this building is going to be demolished why don't you move out?
812	00:47:55,787	00:47:58,447	I will move out soon I'm going to pack up now	I will move out soon I'm going to pack up now
813	00:47:58,488	00:47:59,351	Better leave as soon as possible	Better leave as soon as possible
814	00:48:07,288	00:48:09,753	Are you wet by the rain?	Are you wet by the rain?
815	00:48:09,855	00:48:12,980	I can't move whenever I get wet!	I can't move whenever I get wet!
816	00:48:13,088	00:48:14,247	I don't want to be alive!	I don't want to be alive!
817	00:48:14,455	00:48:16,751	Stop saying such nonsense! Just add some oil, then you'll be alright	Stop saying such nonsense! Just add some oil, then you'll be alright
818	00:48:16,888	00:48:17,616	What have you done to me?	What have you done to me?
819	00:48:17,789	00:48:18,811	Show me your finger	Show me your finger
820	00:48:19,288	00:48:20,255	Like this	Like this
821	00:48:20,422	00:48:21,718	Stop playing	Stop playing
822	00:48:21,922	00:48:24,387	I want to piss, please help me	I want to piss, please help me
823	00:48:24,555	00:48:25,646	Alright...	Alright...
824	00:48:26,455	00:48:28,978	I've taken it out but it's stepped by you	I've taken it out but it's stepped by you
825	00:48:30,389	00:48:31,513	I am sorry	I am sorry
826	00:48:33,523	00:48:34,954	Why do you change a shower?	Why do you change a shower?
827	00:48:35,156	00:48:38,953	The old one is stuffed so I have to change a new one	The old one is stuffed so I have to change a new one
828	00:48:42,089	00:48:43,215	It doesn't work	It doesn't work
829	00:48:44,491	00:48:46,684	It comes out from your ears too! It's stuffed again!	It comes out from your ears too! It's stuffed again!
830	00:48:46,824	00:48:49,881	Please blow it dry for me please	Please blow it dry for me please
831	00:48:50,656	00:48:51,748	You do it yourself	You do it yourself
832	00:48:51,891	00:48:53,049	Hold it	Hold it
833	00:48:55,424	00:48:57,686	Go ahead	Go ahead
834	00:48:59,357	00:49:00,880	Let's eat	Let's eat
835	00:49:03,924	00:49:06,049	Your dad is fired today	Your dad is fired today
836	00:49:07,358	00:49:09,221	This place will be demolished some days later	This place will be demolished some days later
837	00:49:09,391	00:49:11,186	We'd better find a shelter in the garden	We'd better find a shelter in the garden
838	00:49:12,658	00:49:15,419	By the way, a rapist always shows up in the garden	By the way, a rapist always shows up in the garden
839	00:49:15,558	00:49:18,286	He loves raping young man of your age	He loves raping young man of your age
840	00:49:18,725	00:49:20,351	Come on, have some of it	Come on, have some of it
841	00:49:22,291	00:49:24,780	I do want to have a change	I do want to have a change
842	00:49:24,959	00:49:27,221	Alright, I will buy you a new battery tomorrow	Alright, I will buy you a new battery tomorrow
843	00:49:27,359	00:49:28,552	Why not buy some drugs	Why not buy some drugs
844	00:49:28,593	00:49:31,559	Let's commit suicide together	Let's commit suicide together
845	00:49:36,227	00:49:37,988	Siu-fu! I am so glad to see you!	Siu-fu! I am so glad to see you!
846	00:49:38,125	00:49:39,524	Sing, I've found a new job for you	Sing, I've found a new job for you
847	00:49:39,660	00:49:40,682	Really?	Really?
848	00:49:41,227	00:49:42,591	To be a biology teacher	To be a biology teacher
849	00:49:42,760	00:49:44,385	This is the address of the college	This is the address of the college
850	00:49:44,527	00:49:46,958	Eight o'clock. I've arranged everything for you	Eight o'clock. I've arranged everything for you
851	00:49:47,827	00:49:49,349	The salary is over ten thousand dollars	The salary is over ten thousand dollars
852	00:49:49,560	00:49:52,287	Siu-fu, I treated you badly in the past but you're so nice to me!	Siu-fu, I treated you badly in the past but you're so nice to me!
853	00:49:52,393	00:49:53,360	I...	I...
854	00:49:53,495	00:49:55,790	Don't be silly let's forget those history	Don't be silly let's forget those history
855	00:49:55,927	00:49:56,893	We're grown up now	We're grown up now
856	00:49:57,261	00:49:58,784	Siu-fu!	Siu-fu!
857	00:49:59,127	00:50:00,491	Work hard	Work hard
858	00:50:14,195	00:50:15,683	Have the change	Have the change
859	00:50:18,229	00:50:19,320	Still 50 cents left	Still 50 cents left
860	00:50:19,462	00:50:21,451	What? Still 50 cents left	What? Still 50 cents left
861	00:50:22,230	00:50:24,252	Are you the teacher here? Yes	Are you the teacher here? Yes
862	00:50:24,662	00:50:25,423	I'll give you a dollar	I'll give you a dollar
863	00:50:25,462	00:50:27,292	so as to let you call for police	so as to let you call for police
864	00:50:35,897	00:50:37,795	Good morning, I am the newly employed biology teacher	Good morning, I am the newly employed biology teacher
865	00:50:38,996	00:50:40,326	I feel something bad	I feel something bad
866	00:50:40,463	00:50:41,724	It's too quiet	It's too quiet
867	00:50:42,363	00:50:44,261	Yeah, what a nice place	Yeah, what a nice place
868	00:50:44,830	00:50:46,160	You are too absent minded	You are too absent minded
869	00:50:46,930	00:50:49,158	This is called the grave of teachers in Hong Kong	This is called the grave of teachers in Hong Kong
870	00:50:49,363	00:50:52,989	57%% % of the teachers here are hurt and become handicap	57%% % of the teachers here are hurt and become handicap
871	00:50:53,130	00:50:55,562	You should pay full attention in class	You should pay full attention in class
872	00:50:56,364	00:50:58,887	In fact, I was a nasty student in school	In fact, I was a nasty student in school
873	00:50:59,065	00:51:00,155	My nickname is "Despicable Man"	My nickname is "Despicable Man"
874	00:51:00,297	00:51:01,388	"Shameless Guy" is my real name	"Shameless Guy" is my real name
875	00:51:01,531	00:51:02,792	I have experienced everything!	I have experienced everything!
876	00:51:02,964	00:51:06,920	Stupid. My nickname was "Evil King in Hell"	Stupid. My nickname was "Evil King in Hell"
877	00:51:07,065	00:51:08,156	But now	But now
878	00:51:08,198	00:51:09,323	I am a poor guy	I am a poor guy
879	00:51:20,765	00:51:22,492	Good morning sir	Good morning sir
880	00:51:22,799	00:51:24,196	Good morning	Good morning
881	00:51:24,899	00:51:26,524	Good morning sir Good girl	Good morning sir Good girl
882	00:51:26,866	00:51:28,389	Are you a new comer? Yes	Are you a new comer? Yes
883	00:51:28,433	00:51:30,058	Let me show you to the administration office Great	Let me show you to the administration office Great
884	00:51:31,234	00:51:32,358	Here you are	Here you are
885	00:51:32,399	00:51:33,262	Here? Are you kidding?	Here? Are you kidding?
886	00:51:33,299	00:51:34,163	Bye bye	Bye bye
887	00:51:34,200	00:51:35,392	Be careful	Be careful
888	00:51:54,567	00:51:55,760	You are really something	You are really something
889	00:51:55,901	00:51:56,662	Here is a bit safe	Here is a bit safe
890	00:51:56,801	00:51:58,062	The most secure place is the most dangerous place	The most secure place is the most dangerous place
891	00:52:09,702	00:52:11,430	57%% % of teachers are seriously hurt	57%% % of teachers are seriously hurt
892	00:52:11,602	00:52:12,625	how about the remaining 43%% %?	how about the remaining 43%% %?
893	00:52:12,835	00:52:14,357	23%% % death	23%% % death
894	00:52:14,535	00:52:16,263	11%% % went crazy	11%% % went crazy
895	00:52:16,402	00:52:18,391	Only 9%% % can stand great insult and pressure here	Only 9%% % can stand great insult and pressure here
896	00:52:18,636	00:52:20,158	What's wrong with you?	What's wrong with you?
897	00:52:20,302	00:52:20,960	Sir	Sir
898	00:52:21,135	00:52:23,328	Don't panic, he is Long Hair An informer of us	Don't panic, he is Long Hair An informer of us
899	00:52:23,469	00:52:24,400	he comes to pass me some messages	he comes to pass me some messages
900	00:52:24,569	00:52:25,796	Oh, an informer needn't wear pants	Oh, an informer needn't wear pants
901	00:52:25,936	00:52:28,026	Since my identity is disclosed so they took off my pants	Since my identity is disclosed so they took off my pants
902	00:52:28,236	00:52:29,668	They said a new teacher would come to work today	They said a new teacher would come to work today
903	00:52:29,836	00:52:31,426	they want him dead	they want him dead
904	00:52:31,903	00:52:32,960	Are you the new teacher?	Are you the new teacher?
905	00:52:34,403	00:52:36,096	I want to have a look then	I want to have a look then
906	00:53:13,305	00:53:14,236	I tell you...	I tell you...
907	00:53:14,672	00:53:18,729	I was a heartless and animal like...	I was a heartless and animal like...
908	00:53:18,772	00:53:19,931	Sir	Sir
909	00:53:20,406	00:53:21,336	What's the matter?	What's the matter?
910	00:53:21,472	00:53:22,699	What is your blood type?	What is your blood type?
911	00:53:42,273	00:53:45,502	Mr. Tang, the net profit of our international school...	Mr. Tang, the net profit of our international school...
912	00:53:45,673	00:53:47,696	has had double increment when comparing with last year's figure	has had double increment when comparing with last year's figure
913	00:53:47,807	00:53:51,171	I'm so glad to present such satisfactory figure to the directors' board	I'm so glad to present such satisfactory figure to the directors' board
914	00:53:51,274	00:53:53,206	Increase 2 more classes in each grade in next semester	Increase 2 more classes in each grade in next semester
915	00:53:53,307	00:53:55,432	For school fee we'll have 50%% % increment too	For school fee we'll have 50%% % increment too
916	00:53:55,608	00:53:57,336	We charge $17,000 per month can they afford that?	We charge $17,000 per month can they afford that?
917	00:53:57,509	00:53:59,134	The students aren't coming for studying you know?	The students aren't coming for studying you know?
918	00:53:59,175	00:54:01,403	Their fathers are all rich guys	Their fathers are all rich guys
919	00:54:01,541	00:54:04,702	They just want any school's record for further studies abroad	They just want any school's record for further studies abroad
920	00:54:04,876	00:54:05,898	They are willing to pay for that	They are willing to pay for that
921	00:54:06,008	00:54:06,667	That's right	That's right
922	00:54:06,809	00:54:08,536	If we have more satisfactory income next year	If we have more satisfactory income next year
923	00:54:08,741	00:54:10,208	I'll consider to distribute shares	I'll consider to distribute shares
924	00:54:10,509	00:54:13,067	Well! It's a good idea... good idea	Well! It's a good idea... good idea
925	00:54:14,408	00:54:17,068	Dad, a teacher was beaten seriously by a student	Dad, a teacher was beaten seriously by a student
926	00:54:17,276	00:54:18,207	Is that true?	Is that true?
927	00:54:18,443	00:54:20,102	We take this educational business	We take this educational business
928	00:54:20,376	00:54:22,967	Right, the students are our clients	Right, the students are our clients
929	00:54:23,142	00:54:26,166	Say the club girls, they have to face the clients with smiling face	Say the club girls, they have to face the clients with smiling face
930	00:54:26,210	00:54:28,198	But a club girl won't be beaten by students	But a club girl won't be beaten by students
931	00:54:28,376	00:54:30,239	However, they will be screwed by their clients	However, they will be screwed by their clients
932	00:54:30,409	00:54:32,637	Well, just take yourself as a club girl	Well, just take yourself as a club girl
933	00:54:32,877	00:54:33,843	I won't!	I won't!
934	00:54:34,744	00:54:35,834	I'm the club girls' manager	I'm the club girls' manager
935	00:54:36,077	00:54:39,202	Manager...	Manager...
936	00:54:50,545	00:54:51,475	Can't you read?	Can't you read?
937	00:54:51,644	00:54:53,338	Rats and teachers are not allowed to come in!	Rats and teachers are not allowed to come in!
938	00:54:53,377	00:54:55,503	Beat him	Beat him
939	00:55:03,879	00:55:05,469	I can't go in still	I can't go in still
940	00:55:26,180	00:55:29,078	No	No
941	00:55:29,847	00:55:31,005	It's broken	It's broken
942	00:55:38,714	00:55:41,202	Help, principal	Help, principal
943	00:55:41,981	00:55:43,572	Be patient! You will be used to it later	Be patient! You will be used to it later
944	00:55:43,715	00:55:46,942	That way	That way
945	00:56:18,682	00:56:19,443	Hello	Hello
946	00:56:19,616	00:56:20,776	Hello	Hello
947	00:56:21,883	00:56:23,008	I am still alive	I am still alive
948	00:56:23,916	00:56:25,780	Uncle told me that	Uncle told me that
949	00:56:25,917	00:56:27,348	Hello...	Hello...
950	00:56:27,850	00:56:29,645	Are you the new teacher?	Are you the new teacher?
951	00:56:30,016	00:56:32,005	Yes. Hello	Yes. Hello
952	00:56:32,149	00:56:33,138	Do you need my help?	Do you need my help?
953	00:56:33,518	00:56:35,415	No, I am fine	No, I am fine
954	00:56:35,817	00:56:37,112	How is your teaching?	How is your teaching?
955	00:56:38,017	00:56:39,415	So far so good	So far so good
956	00:56:41,584	00:56:42,947	Are you teaching gardening?	Are you teaching gardening?
957	00:56:43,351	00:56:44,374	What?	What?
958	00:56:45,150	00:56:47,083	And your shower...	And your shower...
959	00:56:47,218	00:56:48,911	Don't touch, be careful	Don't touch, be careful
960	00:56:48,951	00:56:51,213	Don't you know it's dirty?	Don't you know it's dirty?
961	00:56:51,818	00:56:52,909	OK	OK
962	00:56:56,551	00:56:57,950	Chung Chung	Chung Chung
963	00:56:59,018	00:57:00,575	My friend is coming to pick me up see you	My friend is coming to pick me up see you
964	00:57:00,951	00:57:01,747	Really?	Really?
965	00:57:02,519	00:57:03,745	Bye bye Bye bye	Bye bye Bye bye
966	00:57:21,053	00:57:23,575	What's wrong with you?	What's wrong with you?
967	00:57:23,753	00:57:24,616	So far so good	So far so good
968	00:57:24,753	00:57:26,276	Not bad! So keep on	Not bad! So keep on
969	00:57:26,454	00:57:27,976	If I were you, I would have suicided	If I were you, I would have suicided
970	00:57:28,920	00:57:29,818	Just do according to your suggestion	Just do according to your suggestion
971	00:57:43,153	00:57:45,813	Kidding? What's wrong with it?	Kidding? What's wrong with it?
972	00:58:01,222	00:58:02,847	I am having more and more power instead! Shit!	I am having more and more power instead! Shit!
973	00:58:08,155	00:58:11,815	If you are great, let me stay alive even if I jump to death	If you are great, let me stay alive even if I jump to death
974	00:58:43,124	00:58:46,648	I've made it	I've made it
975	00:58:58,125	00:59:04,786	You know, the super chip is invented successfully by me	You know, the super chip is invented successfully by me
976	00:59:04,826	00:59:08,019	At the critical moment I placed it into your mouth	At the critical moment I placed it into your mouth
977	00:59:08,058	00:59:12,389	Now, you have become a super superman!	Now, you have become a super superman!
978	00:59:12,560	00:59:14,287	You may maintain the world peace now	You may maintain the world peace now
979	00:59:14,626	00:59:15,422	What did you say?	What did you say?
980	00:59:15,860	00:59:17,621	To maintain world peace	To maintain world peace
981	00:59:17,760	00:59:18,622	What?	What?
982	00:59:19,226	00:59:21,283	To maintain world peace	To maintain world peace
983	00:59:22,059	00:59:23,048	Where are you going?	Where are you going?
984	00:59:23,326	00:59:27,850	To destroy the invaders of the 5 planets	To destroy the invaders of the 5 planets
985	00:59:28,094	00:59:29,650	Where are you going?	Where are you going?
986	00:59:29,793	00:59:30,451	I am not that great	I am not that great
987	00:59:30,627	00:59:31,719	I want to suicide	I want to suicide
988	00:59:32,226	00:59:33,818	Listen to me first	Listen to me first
989	00:59:34,027	00:59:35,925	Although you are made of cheap organs	Although you are made of cheap organs
990	00:59:36,094	00:59:37,992	After having this chip	After having this chip
991	00:59:38,127	00:59:39,990	The imitating function will be started automatically	The imitating function will be started automatically
992	00:59:40,194	00:59:42,490	So, your power will be unlimited	So, your power will be unlimited
993	00:59:42,628	00:59:44,685	You can change to be everything	You can change to be everything
994	00:59:45,028	00:59:46,493	I want to be a cooking pot, may I?	I want to be a cooking pot, may I?
995	00:59:46,661	00:59:49,321	Sure, just think of the cooking pot then you can make it	Sure, just think of the cooking pot then you can make it
996	00:59:49,662	00:59:51,457	Stop playing, professor you are not a kid	Stop playing, professor you are not a kid
997	00:59:55,195	00:59:56,718	Look at the mirror	Look at the mirror
998	00:59:56,961	00:59:58,893	What's wrong with it?	What's wrong with it?
999	00:59:59,462	01:00:00,860	Do you believe in it now?	Do you believe in it now?
1000	01:00:01,195	01:00:02,923	If you want to be human just think of yourself	If you want to be human just think of yourself
1001	01:00:03,162	01:00:04,593	Professor, isn't he my son?	Professor, isn't he my son?
1002	01:00:04,762	01:00:06,285	Change back to your original look	Change back to your original look
1003	01:00:17,363	01:00:18,795	How come?	How come?
1004	01:00:19,197	01:00:20,719	Don't waste it...	Don't waste it...
1005	01:00:21,531	01:00:23,519	Professor, we have rice now	Professor, we have rice now
1006	01:00:23,630	01:00:24,722	can he change to be some food?	can he change to be some food?
1007	01:00:24,963	01:00:27,156	He is changing...	He is changing...
1008	01:00:30,231	01:00:33,355	Bastard, do you want to scare me to death?	Bastard, do you want to scare me to death?
1009	01:00:33,531	01:00:34,929	I just wanted to brush my teeth but I become like this	I just wanted to brush my teeth but I become like this
1010	01:00:35,064	01:00:36,495	Cut the crap change to be a piece of gold	Cut the crap change to be a piece of gold
1011	01:00:36,664	01:00:39,960	Sorry, he can be a toothpaste only	Sorry, he can be a toothpaste only
1012	01:00:44,298	01:00:47,594	You are not used to that so limited changes can be made	You are not used to that so limited changes can be made
1013	01:00:47,732	01:00:50,197	But nevermind, take a rest	But nevermind, take a rest
1014	01:00:50,365	01:00:52,627	then you may change back to your original look	then you may change back to your original look
1015	01:00:52,798	01:00:54,388	I wasted all my life...	I wasted all my life...
1016	01:00:54,665	01:00:59,791	And I input Mrs. Wong's family encyclopedia into your computer	And I input Mrs. Wong's family encyclopedia into your computer
1017	01:01:00,565	01:01:05,793	So, you may change to many many funny things	So, you may change to many many funny things
1018	01:01:06,099	01:01:08,565	What are interesting written in Mrs. Wong's book?	What are interesting written in Mrs. Wong's book?
1019	01:01:08,900	01:01:09,763	Yes...	Yes...
1020	01:01:09,966	01:01:12,693	So many wonderful inventions!	So many wonderful inventions!
1021	01:01:12,899	01:01:15,798	Say a toilet, it's modern looking...	Say a toilet, it's modern looking...
1022	01:01:15,833	01:01:17,265	Enough, let's stop here	Enough, let's stop here
1023	01:01:19,467	01:01:20,433	This is toothpaste	This is toothpaste
1024	01:01:20,600	01:01:22,225	You'd better use another brand	You'd better use another brand
1025	01:01:22,367	01:01:23,458	I use this brand too	I use this brand too
1026	01:01:23,666	01:01:24,860	You are foreigner! You can't use it	You are foreigner! You can't use it
1027	01:01:25,101	01:01:26,293	Sit down	Sit down
1028	01:01:26,634	01:01:27,622	Damn!	Damn!
1029	01:01:28,234	01:01:31,893	This is Mr. Black Stone an FBI coming from USA	This is Mr. Black Stone an FBI coming from USA
1030	01:01:32,300	01:01:34,789	He hopes you'd be witness...	He hopes you'd be witness...
1031	01:01:34,934	01:01:37,025	to sue against Fumito of the Japanese triad	to sue against Fumito of the Japanese triad
1032	01:01:37,234	01:01:40,291	No! I didn't witness him and he wanted to kill me	No! I didn't witness him and he wanted to kill me
1033	01:01:40,434	01:01:41,559	I would be dead meat to offend him again	I would be dead meat to offend him again
1034	01:01:41,735	01:01:45,929	You have become something instead of a human being now	You have become something instead of a human being now
1035	01:01:46,068	01:01:48,034	What is worrying you then?	What is worrying you then?
1036	01:01:48,535	01:01:50,194	This is your fault! You never give me advantage	This is your fault! You never give me advantage
1037	01:01:50,368	01:01:52,358	You just input family appliances into my computer	You just input family appliances into my computer
1038	01:01:52,535	01:01:55,094	It would be embarrassing if I am seen by Chung Chung	It would be embarrassing if I am seen by Chung Chung
1039	01:01:55,202	01:01:56,395	Don't worry	Don't worry
1040	01:01:56,536	01:02:00,592	The son of the college's director dated her for a proposal	The son of the college's director dated her for a proposal
1041	01:02:00,735	01:02:01,360	What?	What?
1042	01:02:01,936	01:02:04,493	Dad, squeeze me at once	Dad, squeeze me at once
1043	01:02:04,636	01:02:06,465	I want to die	I want to die
1044	01:02:06,702	01:02:07,725	What for?	What for?
1045	01:02:07,869	01:02:09,528	Have you got my permission yet?	Have you got my permission yet?
1046	01:02:09,769	01:02:11,325	Do you know how important you are now?	Do you know how important you are now?
1047	01:02:11,469	01:02:14,527	Only you can become a toothpaste in this world	Only you can become a toothpaste in this world
1048	01:02:14,670	01:02:17,227	If she knows that she can brush her teeth for free because of you	If she knows that she can brush her teeth for free because of you
1049	01:02:17,370	01:02:18,700	She will hug you at once!	She will hug you at once!
1050	01:02:18,904	01:02:20,995	And you have to maintain world peace!	And you have to maintain world peace!
1051	01:02:21,137	01:02:23,103	But you tell me that you want to suicide!	But you tell me that you want to suicide!
1052	01:02:23,304	01:02:24,667	What'll I do now?	What'll I do now?
1053	01:02:24,803	01:02:26,167	What do you think?	What do you think?
1054	01:02:28,070	01:02:29,058	What's wrong?	What's wrong?
1055	01:02:29,703	01:02:31,727	Where are you now? I am waiting for you	Where are you now? I am waiting for you
1056	01:02:32,071	01:02:33,400	I am now in a restaurant, honey	I am now in a restaurant, honey
1057	01:02:33,504	01:02:34,333	Why don't you come back now?	Why don't you come back now?
1058	01:02:34,538	01:02:35,595	I will be back soon	I will be back soon
1059	01:02:38,971	01:02:40,164	I saw a toothpaste!	I saw a toothpaste!
1060	01:02:40,738	01:02:41,567	What?	What?
1061	01:02:42,205	01:02:45,171	A big toothpaste!	A big toothpaste!
1062	01:02:46,505	01:02:47,198	Hey	Hey
1063	01:02:56,672	01:02:58,104	Cheers	Cheers
1064	01:02:58,406	01:03:02,770	John always said you are pretty and cultured	John always said you are pretty and cultured
1065	01:03:02,906	01:03:04,462	He is flattering me	He is flattering me
1066	01:03:04,672	01:03:08,070	Few years ago, he always teased me for I was wearing glasses	Few years ago, he always teased me for I was wearing glasses
1067	01:03:08,206	01:03:10,638	You have had great change!	You have had great change!
1068	01:03:10,773	01:03:13,568	After marrying with John you have to behave well	After marrying with John you have to behave well
1069	01:03:13,706	01:03:15,433	We are a tough and decent family	We are a tough and decent family
1070	01:03:15,740	01:03:19,332	Why are you so rude? You may scare her	Why are you so rude? You may scare her
1071	01:03:19,474	01:03:21,303	I am sorry...	I am sorry...
1072	01:03:21,607	01:03:22,799	May I be excused?	May I be excused?
1073	01:03:22,973	01:03:24,132	Sure	Sure
1074	01:03:24,541	01:03:25,303	Thank you	Thank you
1075	01:03:27,374	01:03:29,806	See, she is scared	See, she is scared
1076	01:03:36,107	01:03:37,404	Enter at the back	Enter at the back
1077	01:03:37,808	01:03:38,569	What?	What?
1078	01:03:38,741	01:03:40,105	Not here! Go through the back stage	Not here! Go through the back stage
1079	01:03:40,141	01:03:40,698	Why?	Why?
1080	01:03:40,875	01:03:41,635	Aren't you the magician?	Aren't you the magician?
1081	01:03:41,774	01:03:42,399	I am looking for someone	I am looking for someone
1082	01:03:42,542	01:03:43,973	Sorry, please help yourself	Sorry, please help yourself
1083	01:03:44,742	01:03:45,366	Not here!	Not here!
1084	01:04:27,577	01:04:29,202	Hey, watch!	Hey, watch!
1085	01:04:29,377	01:04:30,503	Sorry	Sorry
1086	01:04:31,344	01:04:33,640	Do you want to peep?	Do you want to peep?
1087	01:04:33,778	01:04:34,640	Damn you, bastard!	Damn you, bastard!
1088	01:04:42,611	01:04:43,975	It's me	It's me
1089	01:04:44,145	01:04:45,371	Why do you come to the ladies' toilet?	Why do you come to the ladies' toilet?
1090	01:04:45,545	01:04:47,478	I want to tell you something	I want to tell you something
1091	01:04:47,745	01:04:48,733	Just go ahead	Just go ahead
1092	01:04:49,045	01:04:51,034	I am different now	I am different now
1093	01:04:51,445	01:04:52,638	I noticed that	I noticed that
1094	01:04:52,779	01:04:53,937	Zebra, right?	Zebra, right?
1095	01:04:55,745	01:04:59,178	In fact, from now on I want to be a decent man!	In fact, from now on I want to be a decent man!
1096	01:04:59,212	01:05:01,371	If yes, you won't come to the ladies' toilet	If yes, you won't come to the ladies' toilet
1097	01:05:01,512	01:05:02,671	I don't have any seat	I don't have any seat
1098	01:05:03,512	01:05:04,773	My friend is waiting for me	My friend is waiting for me
1099	01:05:05,980	01:05:07,172	Do you come for a match?	Do you come for a match?
1100	01:05:08,013	01:05:09,240	None of your business	None of your business
1101	01:05:09,446	01:05:10,275	Not exactly	Not exactly
1102	01:05:10,613	01:05:13,477	If you are a little bit fond of me	If you are a little bit fond of me
1103	01:05:13,613	01:05:15,340	What made you say so?	What made you say so?
1104	01:05:15,513	01:05:17,172	Two years ago	Two years ago
1105	01:05:17,313	01:05:20,768	you did shed a tear of love in my funeral	you did shed a tear of love in my funeral
1106	01:05:22,547	01:05:25,036	Sorry, I think you've misunderstood	Sorry, I think you've misunderstood
1107	01:05:25,147	01:05:28,477	I will cry even if I step a cockroach to death, OK?	I will cry even if I step a cockroach to death, OK?
1108	01:05:28,681	01:05:30,647	Chung Chung, I guarantee that	Chung Chung, I guarantee that
1109	01:05:30,681	01:05:32,409	I am much better than a cockroach now	I am much better than a cockroach now
1110	01:05:37,181	01:05:38,305	So what?	So what?
1111	01:05:44,582	01:05:46,411	See, I am really different	See, I am really different
1112	01:05:46,582	01:05:49,514	Uncle's research has reached a success!	Uncle's research has reached a success!
1113	01:05:50,815	01:05:53,145	A real success!	A real success!
1114	01:05:56,182	01:05:59,081	Damn! It's full	Damn! It's full
1115	01:05:59,448	01:06:00,938	Auntie, are you alright?	Auntie, are you alright?
1116	01:06:01,182	01:06:04,670	I have drunk too much herbal tea to keep fit	I have drunk too much herbal tea to keep fit
1117	01:06:05,683	01:06:07,410	That's why I always want to shit!	That's why I always want to shit!
1118	01:06:08,483	01:06:10,847	What a special toilet!	What a special toilet!
1119	01:06:11,017	01:06:12,210	Yeah...	Yeah...
1120	01:06:12,317	01:06:15,011	Leave me alone, or it'll stink!	Leave me alone, or it'll stink!
1121	01:06:15,051	01:06:17,777	Go out and have a chat with them	Go out and have a chat with them
1122	01:06:17,917	01:06:19,110	Alright Good girl	Alright Good girl
1123	01:06:21,918	01:06:23,009	Chung Chung, let's go for a dance	Chung Chung, let's go for a dance
1124	01:06:24,317	01:06:25,341	Great	Great
1125	01:06:32,984	01:06:34,473	Forget about it	Forget about it
1126	01:06:38,418	01:06:39,748	Madam, do you want to piss or shit?	Madam, do you want to piss or shit?
1127	01:06:40,151	01:06:41,118	Shit of course	Shit of course
1128	01:06:41,586	01:06:42,812	You can shit in the basin!	You can shit in the basin!
1129	01:06:51,052	01:06:52,019	What's the matter?	What's the matter?
1130	01:06:52,285	01:06:53,013	Auntie	Auntie
1131	01:06:53,185	01:06:55,980	I was scared by the toilet	I was scared by the toilet
1132	01:06:56,553	01:06:58,416	Are you crazy for playing too much mahjong?	Are you crazy for playing too much mahjong?
1133	01:06:58,586	01:06:59,745	It's true...	It's true...
1134	01:06:59,786	01:07:01,775	Go back to your seat first, go!	Go back to your seat first, go!
1135	01:07:03,052	01:07:04,780	What's the matter? My underwear is left behind	What's the matter? My underwear is left behind
1136	01:07:04,920	01:07:05,817	Let's go, no one will notice that	Let's go, no one will notice that
1137	01:07:06,053	01:07:07,144	Yes, go back to your seat	Yes, go back to your seat
1138	01:07:09,120	01:07:12,314	Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to have Mr. R. Billion...	Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to have Mr. R. Billion...
1139	01:07:12,453	01:07:14,646	to perform magic for us	to perform magic for us
1140	01:07:15,987	01:07:17,384	Now, the show starts	Now, the show starts
1141	01:07:24,320	01:07:25,252	Hi	Hi
1142	01:07:25,388	01:07:25,854	Hello	Hello
1143	01:07:25,987	01:07:26,975	What magic do you know?	What magic do you know?
1144	01:07:27,154	01:07:27,949	I know everything	I know everything
1145	01:07:28,221	01:07:29,279	Can you make a toothpaste?	Can you make a toothpaste?
1146	01:07:29,587	01:07:31,520	Toothpaste?	Toothpaste?
1147	01:07:31,655	01:07:34,087	What a fresh request!	What a fresh request!
1148	01:07:35,621	01:07:37,678	Give my son one more please. Come on	Give my son one more please. Come on
1149	01:07:40,655	01:07:42,712	Can you make such a big toothpaste?	Can you make such a big toothpaste?
1150	01:07:45,289	01:07:46,585	Well!	Well!
1151	01:07:47,155	01:07:47,814	Can't you make it?	Can't you make it?
1152	01:07:47,988	01:07:48,851	I will fire you	I will fire you
1153	01:07:56,155	01:07:57,588	Wonderful?	Wonderful?
1154	01:07:59,756	01:08:01,221	Thank you...	Thank you...
1155	01:08:01,389	01:08:03,117	I am not playing supernatural power	I am not playing supernatural power
1156	01:08:03,290	01:08:04,517	It's just magic	It's just magic
1157	01:08:04,690	01:08:06,418	I would like an assistant from the audiences	I would like an assistant from the audiences
1158	01:08:06,589	01:08:07,613	How about this lady?	How about this lady?
1159	01:08:07,757	01:08:08,586	No, please let me go	No, please let me go
1160	01:08:08,623	01:08:09,281	How about this young man?	How about this young man?
1161	01:08:09,323	01:08:11,688	I... Forget it if you don't have any guts	I... Forget it if you don't have any guts
1162	01:08:12,023	01:08:13,354	I do have guts	I do have guts
1163	01:08:33,658	01:08:34,420	Son!	Son!
1164	01:08:37,091	01:08:38,319	Yeah	Yeah
1165	01:08:39,892	01:08:42,084	Bravo!	Bravo!
1166	01:09:07,693	01:09:09,626	You will be a super star!	You will be a super star!
1167	01:09:20,361	01:09:21,291	You mean it	You mean it
1168	01:09:22,428	01:09:23,950	Damn you!	Damn you!
1169	01:09:40,461	01:09:41,655	Bravo!	Bravo!
1170	01:09:59,363	01:10:01,090	Honey...	Honey...
1171	01:10:30,064	01:10:33,394	Hold me tight if you are panic	Hold me tight if you are panic
1172	01:10:33,531	01:10:34,555	It's really funny!	It's really funny!
1173	01:10:35,032	01:10:36,827	I have been longing for playing parachute!	I have been longing for playing parachute!
1174	01:10:36,998	01:10:39,362	I am so happy	I am so happy
1175	01:10:39,732	01:10:40,890	Chung Chung, please don't!	Chung Chung, please don't!
1176	01:10:41,032	01:10:41,930	I am scared	I am scared
1177	01:10:55,833	01:10:57,696	You know, it's not good to fool others like that	You know, it's not good to fool others like that
1178	01:10:58,266	01:11:00,129	I did that for your sake	I did that for your sake
1179	01:11:00,500	01:11:02,125	I decided to turn a new leaf	I decided to turn a new leaf
1180	01:11:02,266	01:11:03,823	Try to accept me, Chung Chung	Try to accept me, Chung Chung
1181	01:11:03,867	01:11:05,162	How to show that?	How to show that?
1182	01:11:05,466	01:11:09,297	Say, have a date, a wedding or reproduce babies	Say, have a date, a wedding or reproduce babies
1183	01:11:09,401	01:11:10,593	What do you want to do first?	What do you want to do first?
1184	01:11:10,800	01:11:11,664	Crazy guy!	Crazy guy!
1185	01:11:14,301	01:11:16,096	I am considering to have a date first	I am considering to have a date first
1186	01:11:18,234	01:11:18,962	Yeah	Yeah
1187	01:11:33,336	01:11:36,495	From today onwards no one can yell at me	From today onwards no one can yell at me
1188	01:11:36,635	01:11:38,625	Damn you! You haven't paid yet	Damn you! You haven't paid yet
1189	01:11:38,801	01:11:41,597	Sorry, keep the change please	Sorry, keep the change please
1190	01:11:41,735	01:11:42,758	Sorry! Sorry!	Sorry! Sorry!
1191	01:11:44,335	01:11:45,393	Let me down!	Let me down!
1192	01:11:45,536	01:11:46,502	Run for your life!	Run for your life!
1193	01:11:46,835	01:11:48,233	Call the police at once!	Call the police at once!
1194	01:11:49,137	01:11:51,364	Those students refuse to take examination, they raise a riot	Those students refuse to take examination, they raise a riot
1195	01:11:51,503	01:11:53,526	Let me down! Hey...	Let me down! Hey...
1196	01:12:35,172	01:12:36,468	Run! Run for your life!	Run! Run for your life!
1197	01:12:38,706	01:12:40,331	Do you love playing with water?	Do you love playing with water?
1198	01:12:53,606	01:12:55,095	I am coming!	I am coming!
1199	01:13:01,940	01:13:05,135	Help!	Help!
1200	01:13:11,707	01:13:14,004	Why don't you study but act like rascals here?	Why don't you study but act like rascals here?
1201	01:13:21,075	01:13:24,337	Go back to take the examinations!	Go back to take the examinations!
1202	01:13:26,108	01:13:27,835	Close your eyes and turn back	Close your eyes and turn back
1203	01:13:29,509	01:13:30,872	The examination starts	The examination starts
1204	01:13:33,841	01:13:34,967	Baldy, you first	Baldy, you first
1205	01:13:35,775	01:13:38,038	No... I don't want examination!	No... I don't want examination!
1206	01:13:38,208	01:13:39,401	No... I don't want it	No... I don't want it
1207	01:13:44,776	01:13:46,037	Chinese History quiz question number one	Chinese History quiz question number one
1208	01:13:46,175	01:13:47,574	Who is the first emperor of Ming Dynasty?	Who is the first emperor of Ming Dynasty?
1209	01:13:47,610	01:13:48,768	A. Chu Yuen-chang	A. Chu Yuen-chang
1210	01:13:48,909	01:13:49,966	B. Chu Yau Ko	B. Chu Yau Ko
1211	01:13:50,176	01:13:51,143	C. Chu Yan	C. Chu Yan
1212	01:13:54,376	01:13:55,069	Chu Yan	Chu Yan
1213	01:13:56,010	01:13:58,999	Wrong! The answer is number A	Wrong! The answer is number A
1214	01:13:59,277	01:14:01,368	Second one: What are the Five Barbarians?	Second one: What are the Five Barbarians?
1215	01:14:01,544	01:14:04,203	Choose the wrong answer among the following answers	Choose the wrong answer among the following answers
1216	01:14:04,710	01:14:05,335	Hun	Hun
1217	01:14:05,476	01:14:05,942	Sin-bei	Sin-bei
1218	01:14:06,077	01:14:07,406	Chi. Chiang. Di	Chi. Chiang. Di
1219	01:14:07,510	01:14:08,442	And Hong Kong	And Hong Kong
1220	01:14:10,177	01:14:10,835	Chiang!	Chiang!
1221	01:14:10,977	01:14:11,773	You fool!	You fool!
1222	01:14:11,945	01:14:12,671	Beat him!	Beat him!
1223	01:14:17,412	01:14:19,105	Next: What's the relationship between Yung-chang and Chien Lung?	Next: What's the relationship between Yung-chang and Chien Lung?
1224	01:14:19,145	01:14:19,872	Chien Lung is the father of Yung-chang	Chien Lung is the father of Yung-chang
1225	01:14:19,911	01:14:20,638	Chien Lung is the son of Yung-chang	Chien Lung is the son of Yung-chang
1226	01:14:20,678	01:14:21,871	Chien Lung is the aunt of Yung-chang	Chien Lung is the aunt of Yung-chang
1227	01:14:22,045	01:14:24,807	I remember, wait, I remember	I remember, wait, I remember
1228	01:14:24,911	01:14:25,899	I attended that class	I attended that class
1229	01:14:26,111	01:14:28,475	Think over it carefully and gain some face for yourself	Think over it carefully and gain some face for yourself
1230	01:14:31,945	01:14:34,138	B. Chien Lung is the son of Yung-chang	B. Chien Lung is the son of Yung-chang
1231	01:14:34,278	01:14:35,210	Yeah	Yeah
1232	01:14:37,345	01:14:38,812	Bravo!	Bravo!
1233	01:14:39,779	01:14:40,938	Cheers!	Cheers!
1234	01:14:41,479	01:14:43,206	Baldy, you are a nice boy, you are great	Baldy, you are a nice boy, you are great
1235	01:14:43,346	01:14:45,209	Let uncle hug you! I love you	Let uncle hug you! I love you
1236	01:14:52,546	01:14:53,910	I will study hard!	I will study hard!
1237	01:14:54,113	01:14:55,806	Me too	Me too
1238	01:14:59,747	01:15:00,871	In this month	In this month
1239	01:15:00,980	01:15:04,936	You turned the most naughty students to be good	You turned the most naughty students to be good
1240	01:15:05,048	01:15:07,741	They have incredible improvement!	They have incredible improvement!
1241	01:15:07,847	01:15:09,210	It's all because of your great leadership	It's all because of your great leadership
1242	01:15:09,314	01:15:14,009	Mr. Lee, you are the superstar of the education field	Mr. Lee, you are the superstar of the education field
1243	01:15:14,148	01:15:15,671	Principal, you are great!	Principal, you are great!
1244	01:15:16,114	01:15:17,239	Because of this reason	Because of this reason
1245	01:15:17,381	01:15:19,404	We can't accept you, a giant...	We can't accept you, a giant...
1246	01:15:19,448	01:15:22,141	to teach in our college	to teach in our college
1247	01:15:23,815	01:15:25,303	Please find another job	Please find another job
1248	01:15:26,249	01:15:27,305	You are really like a principal	You are really like a principal
1249	01:15:27,448	01:15:28,472	You are so humorous!	You are so humorous!
1250	01:15:28,582	01:15:29,378	I am not kidding	I am not kidding
1251	01:15:29,582	01:15:31,708	You seize the girlfriend from the hand of the director's son	You seize the girlfriend from the hand of the director's son
1252	01:15:31,849	01:15:32,677	I can't help you at all	I can't help you at all
1253	01:15:32,949	01:15:34,540	I see! It's a piece of cake	I see! It's a piece of cake
1254	01:15:34,716	01:15:36,113	Let's have a talk	Let's have a talk
1255	01:15:43,816	01:15:44,713	Good morning	Good morning
1256	01:15:45,516	01:15:47,710	Cut the crap, if you want this job	Cut the crap, if you want this job
1257	01:15:47,884	01:15:49,042	leave Chung Chung at once	leave Chung Chung at once
1258	01:15:49,183	01:15:51,740	Wait, you have to pay attention to an important news first	Wait, you have to pay attention to an important news first
1259	01:15:52,016	01:15:52,675	Go ahead	Go ahead
1260	01:15:53,017	01:15:55,710	In fact, I am...	In fact, I am...
1261	01:15:56,050	01:15:58,313	Terminator III	Terminator III
1262	01:15:58,518	01:15:59,380	What?	What?
1263	01:15:59,517	01:16:01,040	That film hasn't been made yet	That film hasn't been made yet
1264	01:16:01,284	01:16:02,408	It's filmed now	It's filmed now
1265	01:16:24,619	01:16:27,084	Terminator III	Terminator III
1266	01:16:27,519	01:16:29,314	Jurassic Park IV	Jurassic Park IV
1267	01:16:29,686	01:16:32,050	Jaws V	Jaws V
1268	01:16:32,586	01:16:34,711	I'm bitten!	I'm bitten!
1269	01:16:35,053	01:16:36,177	I love it	I love it
1270	01:16:41,285	01:16:42,718	Why do they go crazy?	Why do they go crazy?
1271	01:16:42,852	01:16:43,875	They have watched too many imported films	They have watched too many imported films
1272	01:16:44,019	01:16:45,679	We can't help, the Hong Kong made movies are too poor	We can't help, the Hong Kong made movies are too poor
1273	01:16:45,820	01:16:48,445	Before the principal got mad he told me...	Before the principal got mad he told me...
1274	01:16:48,587	01:16:49,610	to take over his place	to take over his place
1275	01:16:49,720	01:16:50,845	I hope you would study hard	I hope you would study hard
1276	01:16:50,987	01:16:52,179	Money is not a matter	Money is not a matter
1277	01:16:52,286	01:16:54,310	At least you should be respected by others	At least you should be respected by others
1278	01:16:54,486	01:16:56,112	Yeah	Yeah
1279	01:16:58,220	01:16:59,345	Now, you are being respected	Now, you are being respected
1280	01:16:59,387	01:17:00,545	I prefer having money!	I prefer having money!
1281	01:17:13,621	01:17:14,882	Good ball!	Good ball!
1282	01:17:14,921	01:17:15,887	Give them a heavy blow!	Give them a heavy blow!
1283	01:17:16,088	01:17:16,781	Come on!	Come on!
1284	01:17:16,921	01:17:17,888	Be careful!	Be careful!
1285	01:17:43,556	01:17:45,454	What are you looking at?	What are you looking at?
1286	01:17:45,556	01:17:46,783	Watch mine!	Watch mine!
1287	01:17:50,189	01:17:53,485	Oh my heart!	Oh my heart!
1288	01:17:57,223	01:17:58,587	Do you want to play ball games here?	Do you want to play ball games here?
1289	01:17:58,624	01:17:59,715	This playground is taken care by me	This playground is taken care by me
1290	01:17:59,824	01:18:00,619	Have you paid yet?	Have you paid yet?
1291	01:18:07,258	01:18:08,189	It's you!	It's you!
1292	01:18:08,425	01:18:10,152	My boss knew that you are still alive	My boss knew that you are still alive
1293	01:18:10,291	01:18:12,018	And you wanted to be the witness against him	And you wanted to be the witness against him
1294	01:18:12,158	01:18:13,181	I was terribly scolded	I was terribly scolded
1295	01:18:13,291	01:18:14,279	So, I have to kill you this time	So, I have to kill you this time
1296	01:18:37,060	01:18:38,525	Don't kill me! Superman!	Don't kill me! Superman!
1297	01:18:40,026	01:18:41,992	I become superman, all because of you	I become superman, all because of you
1298	01:18:42,894	01:18:43,790	Thank you	Thank you
1299	01:18:43,926	01:18:44,892	You're welcome...	You're welcome...
1300	01:18:46,427	01:18:47,324	What's up?	What's up?
1301	01:18:47,460	01:18:48,550	Playing basketball	Playing basketball
1302	01:18:48,926	01:18:50,187	Playing...	Playing...
1303	01:19:06,828	01:19:08,350	What's wrong with him? Is he dead?	What's wrong with him? Is he dead?
1304	01:19:08,461	01:19:09,620	Almost dead!	Almost dead!
1305	01:19:09,794	01:19:11,727	What's wrong? I am scared	What's wrong? I am scared
1306	01:19:11,962	01:19:13,587	Don't panic, I am here with you	Don't panic, I am here with you
1307	01:19:14,128	01:19:15,286	How about if you are not around?	How about if you are not around?
1308	01:19:15,428	01:19:16,758	Let's stay together forever	Let's stay together forever
1309	01:19:16,795	01:19:17,761	Great...	Great...
1310	01:19:17,895	01:19:19,122	Great...	Great...
1311	01:19:19,228	01:19:20,091	No...	No...
1312	01:19:20,195	01:19:21,593	No...	No...
1313	01:19:21,962	01:19:23,155	Forget it, I don't mean it	Forget it, I don't mean it
1314	01:19:23,295	01:19:26,022	What did you say? You'd keep your promise!	What did you say? You'd keep your promise!
1315	01:19:26,062	01:19:26,892	Follow me	Follow me
1316	01:19:42,763	01:19:44,161	It's you!	It's you!
1317	01:19:44,797	01:19:46,024	Did you pay the bail?	Did you pay the bail?
1318	01:19:46,197	01:19:47,526	Can't you imagine it?	Can't you imagine it?
1319	01:19:49,364	01:19:51,421	Honey, thank God!	Honey, thank God!
1320	01:19:52,597	01:19:54,790	I heard that you sent Mark to Hong Kong	I heard that you sent Mark to Hong Kong
1321	01:19:54,930	01:19:55,759	How's he doing?	How's he doing?
1322	01:19:55,930	01:19:56,692	He died	He died
1323	01:19:56,831	01:19:57,727	What?	What?
1324	01:19:57,763	01:19:59,389	His back bones are broken into 7 pieces	His back bones are broken into 7 pieces
1325	01:19:59,497	01:20:00,554	He couldn't move forever	He couldn't move forever
1326	01:20:00,830	01:20:02,660	But I have 60 million	But I have 60 million
1327	01:20:02,830	01:20:03,762	60 million?	60 million?
1328	01:20:05,998	01:20:09,158	I made Mark to be the most powerful robot in the world	I made Mark to be the most powerful robot in the world
1329	01:20:09,965	01:20:12,124	And I input all details of murdering methods to his brain	And I input all details of murdering methods to his brain
1330	01:20:12,298	01:20:15,822	And all details of war games too	And all details of war games too
1331	01:20:16,764	01:20:18,526	I want the bastard die!	I want the bastard die!
1332	01:20:43,900	01:20:45,127	Why do you cry?	Why do you cry?
1333	01:20:45,333	01:20:47,823	My son is now yours that's why I cry!	My son is now yours that's why I cry!
1334	01:20:47,967	01:20:51,422	Except the lips, everything of your son are given by me	Except the lips, everything of your son are given by me
1335	01:20:51,534	01:20:54,466	But he courted your niece by means of his lips, so what?	But he courted your niece by means of his lips, so what?
1336	01:20:56,267	01:20:57,824	Thank you	Thank you
1337	01:20:59,300	01:21:00,790	Dad My son	Dad My son
1338	01:21:00,834	01:21:02,391	Professor. Thank you	Professor. Thank you
1339	01:21:02,435	01:21:03,923	Congratulations! Thank you	Congratulations! Thank you
1340	01:21:03,968	01:21:06,798	By the way, does your shower work?	By the way, does your shower work?
1341	01:21:06,968	01:21:07,764	It's off	It's off
1342	01:21:08,101	01:21:11,193	But I don't know why an octopus is grown!	But I don't know why an octopus is grown!
1343	01:21:12,168	01:21:13,600	Octopus?	Octopus?
1344	01:21:15,868	01:21:16,698	Help yourself	Help yourself
1345	01:21:16,868	01:21:17,993	Brother Sing	Brother Sing
1346	01:21:18,169	01:21:19,157	Siu-fu?	Siu-fu?
1347	01:21:19,768	01:21:21,632	Congratulations!	Congratulations!
1348	01:21:21,669	01:21:23,692	Today is Brother Sing's big day I am so happy	Today is Brother Sing's big day I am so happy
1349	01:21:23,868	01:21:25,391	I've fooled you for decades and you are still alive	I've fooled you for decades and you are still alive
1350	01:21:25,536	01:21:26,661	I am much more happier!	I am much more happier!
1351	01:21:26,703	01:21:27,566	Thank you	Thank you
1352	01:21:27,702	01:21:30,635	If not were you, my eyebrow won't be that smart looking	If not were you, my eyebrow won't be that smart looking
1353	01:21:35,370	01:21:36,995	Stay back. All of you stay back	Stay back. All of you stay back
1354	01:21:37,136	01:21:38,396	Have a picture first	Have a picture first
1355	01:21:40,337	01:21:42,667	Siu-fu hasn't tattooed his eyebrows for ages	Siu-fu hasn't tattooed his eyebrows for ages
1356	01:21:42,904	01:21:43,426	Really?	Really?
1357	01:21:43,603	01:21:44,627	Yes	Yes
1358	01:21:58,371	01:21:59,461	Run!	Run!
1359	01:22:06,005	01:22:08,061	I want everyone die!	I want everyone die!
1360	01:22:23,405	01:22:24,428	Chung Chung	Chung Chung
1361	01:22:24,639	01:22:25,503	I am scared	I am scared
1362	01:22:25,706	01:22:28,571	Don't panic. Stay calm, don't panic!	Don't panic. Stay calm, don't panic!
1363	01:22:34,539	01:22:35,528	Fire	Fire
1364	01:22:41,307	01:22:42,237	Great!	Great!
1365	01:22:42,340	01:22:43,601	Don't come over!	Don't come over!
1366	01:22:43,807	01:22:44,830	Why are you shot?	Why are you shot?
1367	01:22:45,173	01:22:47,469	Luckily you're a robot! If your head isn't shot, that'll be alright	Luckily you're a robot! If your head isn't shot, that'll be alright
1368	01:22:47,607	01:22:49,039	Come out! Stop pretending!	Come out! Stop pretending!
1369	01:22:49,240	01:22:51,832	Don't you know me?	Don't you know me?
1370	01:22:51,975	01:22:52,940	Answer my question first	Answer my question first
1371	01:22:53,174	01:22:55,402	When I took your lesson for the first time	When I took your lesson for the first time
1372	01:22:55,507	01:22:57,938	who was sitting at the 8th seat of the first row?	who was sitting at the 8th seat of the first row?
1373	01:22:59,374	01:23:01,533	How can I remember that?	How can I remember that?
1374	01:23:01,674	01:23:03,072	When I count to three, I'll kill you if you can't answer correctly	When I count to three, I'll kill you if you can't answer correctly
1375	01:23:03,108	01:23:04,039	One	One
1376	01:23:04,408	01:23:05,203	Two	Two
1377	01:23:06,175	01:23:06,799	Three!	Three!
1378	01:23:06,908	01:23:08,000	It's you	It's you
1379	01:23:08,241	01:23:09,537	Right!	Right!
1380	01:23:12,208	01:23:13,140	Sing, are you alright?	Sing, are you alright?
1381	01:23:13,309	01:23:14,706	Stop pretending!	Stop pretending!
1382	01:23:14,842	01:23:15,773	Answer my question first	Answer my question first
1383	01:23:15,809	01:23:17,434	Who was sitting at the 8th seat of the first row...	Who was sitting at the 8th seat of the first row...
1384	01:23:17,475	01:23:18,464	That's you	That's you
1385	01:23:18,509	01:23:19,371	You heard my question	You heard my question
1386	01:23:19,475	01:23:21,237	No, I haven't!	No, I haven't!
1387	01:23:21,476	01:23:22,406	I wanna kill you!	I wanna kill you!
1388	01:23:26,576	01:23:28,804	I am real, go ahead and question me	I am real, go ahead and question me
1389	01:23:29,010	01:23:30,270	Damn you!	Damn you!
1390	01:23:30,409	01:23:31,204	Wait...	Wait...
1391	01:23:31,343	01:23:32,832	Let's make it clear first	Let's make it clear first
1392	01:23:33,042	01:23:33,531	Hands off!	Hands off!
1393	01:23:33,676	01:23:34,608	Have you seen my wife?	Have you seen my wife?
1394	01:23:41,177	01:23:43,904	You always bother me when I am having fun!	You always bother me when I am having fun!
1395	01:23:45,044	01:23:46,270	Go... Hurry up!	Go... Hurry up!
1396	01:23:46,410	01:23:47,740	I warn you, I hate others disguise me!	I warn you, I hate others disguise me!
1397	01:24:02,111	01:24:03,805	Sing	Sing
1398	01:24:04,711	01:24:05,575	Sing	Sing
1399	01:24:05,778	01:24:07,004	Sing	Sing
1400	01:24:11,546	01:24:12,841	Don't go over there Sing	Don't go over there Sing
1401	01:24:24,946	01:24:28,207	You are just a cheap robot! You are no match for me	You are just a cheap robot! You are no match for me
1402	01:24:37,780	01:24:38,802	What's that?	What's that?
1403	01:24:41,280	01:24:42,041	What's that?	What's that?
1404	01:24:42,146	01:24:45,909	I know it. He will become more powerful when he meets powerful component	I know it. He will become more powerful when he meets powerful component
1405	01:24:46,014	01:24:48,674	His revenge system is started	His revenge system is started
1406	01:24:48,914	01:24:50,937	He'll become the most horrible weapon in the supermarket	He'll become the most horrible weapon in the supermarket
1407	01:24:51,081	01:24:52,138	You mean condom?	You mean condom?
1408	01:24:52,547	01:24:55,708	I scare nothing! Even you become napkins!	I scare nothing! Even you become napkins!
1409	01:25:04,815	01:25:06,213	Kidding?	Kidding?
1410	01:25:06,248	01:25:08,372	Mrs. Wong?	Mrs. Wong?
1411	01:25:14,349	01:25:14,974	Beat him...	Beat him...
1412	01:25:29,782	01:25:31,339	Mrs Wong's Invincible Robe	Mrs Wong's Invincible Robe
1413	01:25:42,383	01:25:43,441	You fail! Yeah!	You fail! Yeah!
1414	01:26:36,320	01:26:37,217	He is lost	He is lost
1415	01:26:37,387	01:26:39,853	You are standing inside my stomach! You stupid fool	You are standing inside my stomach! You stupid fool
1416	01:26:40,886	01:26:42,546	You've become a microwave oven?!	You've become a microwave oven?!
1417	01:26:48,388	01:26:51,820	Can't you come out? This microwave oven can melt diamond!	Can't you come out? This microwave oven can melt diamond!
1418	01:26:53,088	01:26:55,111	Who said family appliances are useless?	Who said family appliances are useless?
1419	01:27:14,422	01:27:15,479	It's alright	It's alright
1420	01:27:15,622	01:27:17,180	No, don't you think it's steak?	No, don't you think it's steak?
1421	01:27:17,290	01:27:19,187	He is a robot you have to cook longer time!	He is a robot you have to cook longer time!
1422	01:27:29,056	01:27:31,783	It's done! It's done!	It's done! It's done!
1423	01:27:32,857	01:27:34,413	Bravo!	Bravo!
1424	01:27:38,157	01:27:39,383	Damn you Baldy!	Damn you Baldy!
1425	01:27:39,724	01:27:40,951	Where is he?	Where is he?
1426	01:27:41,091	01:27:42,283	Beat him!	Beat him!
1427	01:27:42,790	01:27:44,188	No!	No!
1428	01:27:47,690	01:27:49,713	How are you? Are you alright?	How are you? Are you alright?
1429	01:27:49,757	01:27:51,917	The robot melted in my stomach! I have a bit stomachache	The robot melted in my stomach! I have a bit stomachache
1430	01:27:53,458	01:27:55,390	Are you a man or a woman?	Are you a man or a woman?
1431	01:27:55,658	01:27:57,181	Can I marry you?	Can I marry you?
1432	01:27:59,192	01:28:00,782	Octopus!	Octopus!
1433	01:28:00,992	01:28:02,356	Don't panic	Don't panic
1434	01:28:02,925	01:28:05,550	I just need a hair cut and we can get married again	I just need a hair cut and we can get married again
1435	01:28:05,691	01:28:06,555	Chung Chung	Chung Chung
1436	01:28:12,258	01:28:14,383	Are you Mrs. Wong?	Are you Mrs. Wong?
1437	01:28:14,559	01:28:15,491	What's the matter?	What's the matter?
1438	01:28:15,627	01:28:19,786	I want to date you for a movie or a dinner	I want to date you for a movie or a dinner
1439	01:28:19,959	01:28:21,152	what do you think?	what do you think?
1440	01:28:21,293	01:28:22,486	Are you crazy?	Are you crazy?
1441	01:28:22,959	01:28:25,152	I'm considering to have a date with you	I'm considering to have a date with you
1442	01:28:25,426	01:28:26,619	Yeah	Yeah