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1 00:00:02,919 00:00:06,131 Jesus Christ! What do you want? Jesus Christ! What do you want?
2 00:00:06,172 00:00:07,716 Man, I've had, like, two hours of sleep Man, I've had, like, two hours of sleep
3 00:00:07,757 00:00:09,175 in the last six months. in the last six months.
4 00:00:09,217 00:00:10,635 You want me to tell you what happened last week You want me to tell you what happened last week
5 00:00:10,677 00:00:11,803 on Shameless? on Shameless?
6 00:00:11,845 00:00:15,098 I don't even remember my own name, for Christ's sake. I don't even remember my own name, for Christ's sake.
7 00:00:15,140 00:00:16,516 Get out of here. Get out of here.
8 00:00:16,933 00:00:19,019 Hey, was waffling an admission of guilt Hey, was waffling an admission of guilt
9 00:00:19,060 00:00:20,854 out of that guy without a lawyer present out of that guy without a lawyer present
10 00:00:20,895 00:00:21,980 ethical or whatever? ethical or whatever?
11 00:00:22,022 00:00:24,149 Our job isn't law or ethics. It's justice. Our job isn't law or ethics. It's justice.
12 00:00:24,190 00:00:25,608 That guy was running away from the cops, That guy was running away from the cops,
13 00:00:25,650 00:00:27,652 and he admitted guilt-- end of story. and he admitted guilt-- end of story.
14 00:00:27,694 00:00:29,779 So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows, So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows,
15 00:00:29,821 00:00:32,282 and, uh, I was actually gonna replace 'em and, uh, I was actually gonna replace 'em
16 00:00:32,323 00:00:34,075 with double glaze, anyway. with double glaze, anyway.
17 00:00:34,117 00:00:36,244 Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money. Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money.
18 00:00:36,286 00:00:38,955 I gotta get a picture for Little Miss South Side. I gotta get a picture for Little Miss South Side.
19 00:00:38,997 00:00:41,124 Oh, look how beautiful you are. Oh, look how beautiful you are.
20 00:00:41,166 00:00:43,501 My girls have Little Miss South Side My girls have Little Miss South Side
21 00:00:43,543 00:00:45,462 written all over their faces. written all over their faces.
22 00:00:45,503 00:00:46,546 You got a boner? You got a boner?
23 00:00:46,588 00:00:47,964 No, that's my money roll. No, that's my money roll.
24 00:00:48,006 00:00:50,175 -Can we have it? -Hmm? -Can we have it? -Hmm?
25 00:00:51,092 00:00:52,719 -Uh... - You two need -Uh... - You two need
26 00:00:52,761 00:00:54,054 to pay someone security for your daily cash run. to pay someone security for your daily cash run.
27 00:00:54,095 00:00:56,556 So pay me 25 percent of your gross profits, So pay me 25 percent of your gross profits,
28 00:00:56,598 00:00:57,724 I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you.
29 00:00:57,766 00:01:00,518 Security and armed transport from the bar to the bank. Security and armed transport from the bar to the bank.
30 00:01:00,560 00:01:01,895 I think we should do it. I think we should do it.
31 00:01:01,936 00:01:03,354 How about don't be a little bitch, How about don't be a little bitch,
32 00:01:03,396 00:01:05,190 and you get to keep your job? and you get to keep your job?
33 00:01:07,025 00:01:09,360 I'm not anybody's bitch. I'm not anybody's bitch.
34 00:01:17,535 00:01:20,538 rock music rock music
35 00:01:24,209 00:01:27,295 Think of all the luck you got Think of all the luck you got
36 00:01:27,337 00:01:30,715 Know that it's not for naught Know that it's not for naught
37 00:01:30,757 00:01:33,802 You were beaming once before You were beaming once before
38 00:01:33,843 00:01:38,139 But it's not like that anymore But it's not like that anymore
39 00:01:38,181 00:01:41,684 What is this downside What is this downside
40 00:01:41,726 00:01:45,021 That you speak of? That you speak of?
41 00:01:45,063 00:01:47,065 What is this feeling What is this feeling
42 00:01:47,107 00:01:52,237 You're so sure of? You're so sure of?
43 00:01:58,326 00:02:02,080 Round up the friends you got Round up the friends you got
44 00:02:02,122 00:02:04,999 Know that they're not for naught Know that they're not for naught
45 00:02:05,041 00:02:08,128 You were willing once before You were willing once before
46 00:02:08,169 00:02:12,799 But it's not like that anymore But it's not like that anymore
47 00:02:12,841 00:02:15,927 What is this downside What is this downside
48 00:02:15,969 00:02:19,514 That you speak of? That you speak of?
49 00:02:19,556 00:02:21,641 What is this feeling What is this feeling
50 00:02:21,683 00:02:25,645 You're so sure of? You're so sure of?
51 00:02:34,112 00:02:36,281 Hey, come on! Hey, come on!
52 00:02:58,428 00:02:59,721 Hey, look. Hey, look.
53 00:02:59,762 00:03:02,015 Our new neighbors came to welcome us, Our new neighbors came to welcome us,
54 00:03:02,056 00:03:05,143 even my pansy former son and his stink-dick boyfriend. even my pansy former son and his stink-dick boyfriend.
55 00:03:05,185 00:03:07,520 I guess the city must've made good on their threat I guess the city must've made good on their threat
56 00:03:07,562 00:03:08,646 to condemn our old house. to condemn our old house.
57 00:03:08,688 00:03:10,190 That or the meth lab caught fire again. That or the meth lab caught fire again.
58 00:03:10,231 00:03:12,025 Well, what are they doing here, though? Well, what are they doing here, though?
59 00:03:12,066 00:03:13,526 Terry's been banging the lady who owns this place Terry's been banging the lady who owns this place
60 00:03:13,568 00:03:14,819 for a couple of years. for a couple of years.
61 00:03:14,861 00:03:16,529 Calls it his plan B. Calls it his plan B.
62 00:03:16,571 00:03:17,989 Mrs. McCurdy? She's, like, 90. Mrs. McCurdy? She's, like, 90.
63 00:03:18,031 00:03:19,490 Gotta do what you gotta do, man. Gotta do what you gotta do, man.
64 00:03:19,532 00:03:21,367 -Ugh. -What's that smell? -Ugh. -What's that smell?
65 00:03:21,409 00:03:23,995 That's the stench of abject poverty, son. That's the stench of abject poverty, son.
66 00:03:24,037 00:03:26,080 Sickening, isn't it? Sickening, isn't it?
67 00:03:26,122 00:03:27,749 Actually, I think it might be those chickens. Actually, I think it might be those chickens.
68 00:03:27,790 00:03:28,958 Oh, no, those ain't chickens. Oh, no, those ain't chickens.
69 00:03:29,000 00:03:31,586 Those are cocks. Like, for cockfighting? Those are cocks. Like, for cockfighting?
70 00:03:31,628 00:03:34,339 -Fighting chickens? -They like it. -Fighting chickens? -They like it.
71 00:03:34,380 00:03:35,340 If they don't die. If they don't die.
72 00:03:35,381 00:03:37,675 It's natural for 'em. You know, it's fun. It's natural for 'em. You know, it's fun.
73 00:03:37,717 00:03:38,801 We have to move. We have to move.
74 00:03:38,843 00:03:39,886 I don't wanna be the reason I don't wanna be the reason
75 00:03:39,928 00:03:41,804 for the next Black Lives Matter march. for the next Black Lives Matter march.
76 00:03:41,846 00:03:45,058 I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed for sure if we stay here. I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed for sure if we stay here.
77 00:03:45,099 00:03:47,602 - Jesus! - Jesus!
78 00:03:52,982 00:03:54,567 - Ow! - Why's he shooting - Ow! - Why's he shooting
79 00:03:54,609 00:03:56,110 -random shit? - Aw... -random shit? - Aw...
80 00:03:56,152 00:03:58,238 He's playing "I Spy, You Shoot." He's playing "I Spy, You Shoot."
81 00:03:58,988 00:04:00,073 "I Spy, You Shoot"? "I Spy, You Shoot"?
82 00:04:00,114 00:04:01,366 It's a kids' game. It's a kids' game.
83 00:04:01,407 00:04:04,661 Yeah, kid says, "I spy with my little eye Yeah, kid says, "I spy with my little eye
84 00:04:04,702 00:04:05,912 that red stop sign," or whatever, that red stop sign," or whatever,
85 00:04:05,954 00:04:07,789 and then the adult... and then the adult...
86 00:04:07,830 00:04:09,791 shoots the stop sign. shoots the stop sign.
87 00:04:10,708 00:04:12,085 Get off your fucking high horses. Get off your fucking high horses.
88 00:04:12,126 00:04:13,586 Anybody here feel like they're the product Anybody here feel like they're the product
89 00:04:13,628 00:04:15,713 of good parenting, raise your hand. of good parenting, raise your hand.
90 00:04:15,755 00:04:17,090 Okay, I don't have time for this shit. Okay, I don't have time for this shit.
91 00:04:17,131 00:04:19,384 I gotta get Franny ready. I gotta get Franny ready.
92 00:04:19,425 00:04:20,885 Where is Franny? Where is Franny?
93 00:04:20,927 00:04:24,138 Fuck it, just dump the used motor oil in the yard. Fuck it, just dump the used motor oil in the yard.
94 00:04:28,768 00:04:29,811 So I was thinking we could go check out So I was thinking we could go check out
95 00:04:29,852 00:04:30,979 that street racing club that street racing club
96 00:04:31,020 00:04:32,230 at the abandoned over on Fulton. at the abandoned over on Fulton.
97 00:04:32,272 00:04:34,148 Maybe get into a high-speed car chase. Maybe get into a high-speed car chase.
98 00:04:34,190 00:04:36,109 Ooh, maybe we could stake out the First Federal, Ooh, maybe we could stake out the First Federal,
99 00:04:36,150 00:04:37,944 stop a bank robbery in progress. stop a bank robbery in progress.
100 00:04:37,986 00:04:39,737 Or we can infiltrate the Mafia, Or we can infiltrate the Mafia,
101 00:04:39,779 00:04:41,864 take down the Bajio Family from the inside. take down the Bajio Family from the inside.
102 00:04:41,906 00:04:43,992 Or we down a couple of these bad boys, Or we down a couple of these bad boys,
103 00:04:44,033 00:04:45,785 do all of the above. do all of the above.
104 00:04:45,827 00:04:47,495 Hey. Hey.
105 00:04:47,537 00:04:49,622 You know, I'm starting to like you, Gallagher. You know, I'm starting to like you, Gallagher.
106 00:04:49,664 00:04:51,207 Most rooks can't hang, Most rooks can't hang,
107 00:04:51,249 00:04:53,042 but it's like police work is sex but it's like police work is sex
108 00:04:53,084 00:04:55,003 and you've been poppin' Viagra all day. and you've been poppin' Viagra all day.
109 00:04:55,044 00:04:56,921 You hard right now, aren't you? You hard right now, aren't you?
110 00:04:56,963 00:04:58,298 I'm very hard right now, ma'am. I'm very hard right now, ma'am.
111 00:04:58,339 00:05:00,174 -Fully erect for police work. -Fully erect for police work.
112 00:05:00,216 00:05:01,801 Got a 28-05 on Benson Got a 28-05 on Benson
113 00:05:01,843 00:05:03,344 in front of the La Chiquita. in front of the La Chiquita.
114 00:05:03,386 00:05:04,929 Twenty-eight-oh-five? What's that? Twenty-eight-oh-five? What's that?
115 00:05:04,971 00:05:06,764 Assault? Human trafficking? Assault? Human trafficking?
116 00:05:06,806 00:05:08,099 Shots fired. Shots fired.
117 00:05:08,141 00:05:09,517 It's loitering. It's loitering.
118 00:05:12,103 00:05:13,438 Hit it, Billie. Hit it, Billie.
119 00:05:19,110 00:05:20,570 Franny. Franny.
120 00:05:20,611 00:05:23,656 rock music rock music
121 00:05:25,658 00:05:26,951 I did my hair. I did my hair.
122 00:05:36,502 00:05:38,296 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
123 00:05:38,338 00:05:40,089 Again with the back splatter? Again with the back splatter?
124 00:05:40,131 00:05:42,342 Backsplash. Backsplash.
125 00:05:44,927 00:05:46,596 So, um... So, um...
126 00:05:46,637 00:05:47,847 any interest in brunch? any interest in brunch?
127 00:05:49,057 00:05:50,933 Are we brunch people now? Are we brunch people now?
128 00:05:50,975 00:05:52,685 An old teacher of mine invited us. An old teacher of mine invited us.
129 00:05:53,478 00:05:55,146 You're friends with an old teacher? You're friends with an old teacher?
130 00:05:55,188 00:05:57,023 Uh, Mr. Hanisian. Uh, Mr. Hanisian.
131 00:05:57,065 00:05:59,650 He just moved back from St. Louis. He just moved back from St. Louis.
132 00:05:59,692 00:06:00,985 I don't know. I don't know.
133 00:06:01,027 00:06:02,111 Wasting the rest of the morning Wasting the rest of the morning
134 00:06:02,153 00:06:03,780 eating pastries with some old dude eating pastries with some old dude
135 00:06:03,821 00:06:06,157 who taught you, what, pre-algebra? who taught you, what, pre-algebra?
136 00:06:06,199 00:06:09,077 -History? Creative writing? -Music. -History? Creative writing? -Music.
137 00:06:09,118 00:06:10,328 Oh. Oh.
138 00:06:10,370 00:06:11,829 Great, maybe he can teach us Great, maybe he can teach us
139 00:06:11,871 00:06:14,374 how to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. how to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder.
140 00:06:15,708 00:06:17,126 So is that a no? So is that a no?
141 00:06:17,168 00:06:19,379 Brunch is a scam. You know that, right? Brunch is a scam. You know that, right?
142 00:06:19,420 00:06:21,839 Marketers literally just made up a fourth meal, Marketers literally just made up a fourth meal,
143 00:06:21,881 00:06:23,424 and we're all supposed to go along with it? and we're all supposed to go along with it?
144 00:06:23,466 00:06:25,051 Okay. Okay.
145 00:06:25,093 00:06:28,096 Well, he really wanted to meet you, Well, he really wanted to meet you,
146 00:06:28,137 00:06:29,347 but I'll just tell him but I'll just tell him
147 00:06:29,389 00:06:31,891 that you're too big of an asshole to come. that you're too big of an asshole to come.
148 00:06:31,933 00:06:34,143 Everything you wanted Everything you wanted
149 00:06:34,185 00:06:36,312 I gave you it... I gave you it...
150 00:06:36,354 00:06:38,398 Well, that must be our perp. Well, that must be our perp.
151 00:06:38,439 00:06:41,067 - The loosie lady? - Know her? - The loosie lady? - Know her?
152 00:06:41,109 00:06:43,319 Yeah, she been selling squares out here forever. Yeah, she been selling squares out here forever.
153 00:06:43,361 00:06:46,072 -Is that illegal? -Gotta have a license. -Is that illegal? -Gotta have a license.
154 00:06:46,114 00:06:48,408 Look like she has a license to you? Look like she has a license to you?
155 00:06:53,913 00:06:56,124 Hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? Hey there, Officer. Something I can get you?
156 00:06:56,165 00:06:58,000 I got menthol and regular. I got menthol and regular.
157 00:06:58,042 00:06:59,669 Oh, we're not buying. Uh, we just-- Oh, we're not buying. Uh, we just--
158 00:06:59,710 00:07:00,753 Gallagher. Gallagher.
159 00:07:00,795 00:07:02,088 Any relation to Lip? Any relation to Lip?
160 00:07:02,130 00:07:04,382 -Yeah, he's my brother. -Yeah, he's my brother.
161 00:07:04,424 00:07:06,384 He used to be my best customer. He used to be my best customer.
162 00:07:06,426 00:07:09,303 I haven't seen that handsome face in a month of Sundays. I haven't seen that handsome face in a month of Sundays.
163 00:07:09,345 00:07:11,931 -Did he get busted again? -No, he actually had a baby. -Did he get busted again? -No, he actually had a baby.
164 00:07:11,973 00:07:14,809 Ugh! Them newborn babies is bad for business. Ugh! Them newborn babies is bad for business.
165 00:07:14,851 00:07:16,686 -Hey. -So look, unfortunately-- -Hey. -So look, unfortunately--
166 00:07:16,727 00:07:18,771 Y'all still live over there by the Washingtons? Y'all still live over there by the Washingtons?
167 00:07:18,813 00:07:20,356 You know the Washingtons? You know the Washingtons?
168 00:07:20,398 00:07:21,899 Ooh, yeah, we used to-- Ooh, yeah, we used to--
169 00:07:21,941 00:07:23,568 Fucking move your ass! Fucking move your ass!
170 00:07:23,609 00:07:25,069 I catch you selling out here again, I catch you selling out here again,
171 00:07:25,111 00:07:27,196 I'm busting your ass, and I'm taking you in. I'm busting your ass, and I'm taking you in.
172 00:07:27,238 00:07:30,700 Okay! Miss June respects the police. Okay! Miss June respects the police.
173 00:07:30,741 00:07:32,702 Yes, she does. Yes, she does.
174 00:07:32,743 00:07:34,203 All lives matter. All lives matter.
175 00:07:34,245 00:07:36,873 Blue lives. Them blue lives matter. Blue lives. Them blue lives matter.
176 00:07:36,914 00:07:38,666 Especially them blue lives. Especially them blue lives.
177 00:07:41,169 00:07:42,628 I was doing it. I was doing it.
178 00:07:42,670 00:07:43,796 Could've fooled me. Could've fooled me.
179 00:07:46,007 00:07:47,758 It's me, dickhead. It's me, dickhead.
180 00:07:47,800 00:07:48,384 Uh, by the way... Uh, by the way...
181 00:07:48,426 00:07:49,927 Hey, what you doin' today? Hey, what you doin' today?
182 00:07:49,969 00:07:51,053 "It's me, dickhead," "It's me, dickhead,"
183 00:07:51,095 00:07:53,431 or just "me, dickhead"? or just "me, dickhead"?
184 00:07:54,056 00:07:55,475 Yo... Yo...
185 00:07:55,516 00:07:57,101 Ian. Ian.
186 00:07:57,143 00:07:58,394 I'm just trying to find the strength I'm just trying to find the strength
187 00:07:58,436 00:08:00,271 to get off the couch and search for another to get off the couch and search for another
188 00:08:00,313 00:08:03,024 minimum-wage, dead-end, soul-crushing job minimum-wage, dead-end, soul-crushing job
189 00:08:03,065 00:08:05,109 to appease my parole officer. to appease my parole officer.
190 00:08:05,151 00:08:08,529 Yeah, well... what if I offer you a job? Yeah, well... what if I offer you a job?
191 00:08:09,822 00:08:11,991 As what, getaway car driver? As what, getaway car driver?
192 00:08:12,033 00:08:14,410 Come on, weed money security for the Alibi. Come on, weed money security for the Alibi.
193 00:08:14,452 00:08:15,536 It's your lucky day, bitch. It's your lucky day, bitch.
194 00:08:15,578 00:08:18,831 -Come on. -Yeah, thanks but no, thanks. -Come on. -Yeah, thanks but no, thanks.
195 00:08:18,873 00:08:20,333 Fuck you. Why not? Fuck you. Why not?
196 00:08:20,374 00:08:22,960 I'm not doing anything illegal. I'm not doing anything illegal.
197 00:08:23,002 00:08:24,045 Weed's legal now. Weed's legal now.
198 00:08:24,086 00:08:26,088 Look, stop eating your weight in Froot Loops. Look, stop eating your weight in Froot Loops.
199 00:08:26,130 00:08:27,548 Go get dressed. Go get dressed.
200 00:08:28,216 00:08:30,051 Go on. Go on.
201 00:08:30,635 00:08:33,304 I don't think it's a good idea for us to work together. I don't think it's a good idea for us to work together.
202 00:08:33,346 00:08:35,223 Oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, oh.
203 00:08:35,264 00:08:36,390 Well, let's get this shit straight, then, Well, let's get this shit straight, then,
204 00:08:36,432 00:08:38,434 'cause it's not "workin' together." 'cause it's not "workin' together."
205 00:08:38,476 00:08:40,645 You're workin' for me, all right? You're workin' for me, all right?
206 00:08:40,686 00:08:41,771 I'm the boss. I'm the boss.
207 00:08:41,812 00:08:44,649 rock music rock music
208 00:08:44,690 00:08:45,983 No, thanks. No, thanks.
209 00:08:52,323 00:08:54,158 First comes crime, First comes crime,
210 00:08:54,200 00:08:56,327 then drugs. then drugs.
211 00:08:56,369 00:08:58,996 Then they impregnate our women, Then they impregnate our women,
212 00:08:59,038 00:09:00,998 take over our schools, take over our schools,
213 00:09:01,040 00:09:04,752 drain and defraud our public safety nets, drain and defraud our public safety nets,
214 00:09:04,794 00:09:05,628 and finally, and finally,
215 00:09:05,670 00:09:09,090 the introduction of some rare, communicable diseases the introduction of some rare, communicable diseases
216 00:09:09,131 00:09:10,716 which they brought from which they brought from
217 00:09:10,758 00:09:14,136 whatever exotic or savage place they originally came from. whatever exotic or savage place they originally came from.
218 00:09:14,178 00:09:16,764 Weren't they living, like, five minutes from here? Weren't they living, like, five minutes from here?
219 00:09:16,806 00:09:18,808 That's beside the point. That's beside the point.
220 00:09:18,849 00:09:20,393 Our pure immune systems Our pure immune systems
221 00:09:20,434 00:09:23,396 can't handle a Milkovich virus this close. can't handle a Milkovich virus this close.
222 00:09:23,437 00:09:24,855 It's like living right next door It's like living right next door
223 00:09:24,897 00:09:26,190 to a nuclear waste dump. to a nuclear waste dump.
224 00:09:26,232 00:09:29,944 Sooner or later, the radiation's gonna get ya. Sooner or later, the radiation's gonna get ya.
225 00:09:29,986 00:09:31,821 This only ends with death. This only ends with death.
226 00:09:31,862 00:09:33,864 We're gonna die? For real? We're gonna die? For real?
227 00:09:33,906 00:09:35,950 Odds just shot up considerably. Odds just shot up considerably.
228 00:09:35,992 00:09:38,286 -So we should move. -So we should move.
229 00:09:38,327 00:09:40,246 That's still my vote: move. That's still my vote: move.
230 00:09:40,288 00:09:42,331 We don't cut and run. We don't cut and run.
231 00:09:42,373 00:09:45,126 That's not the Gallagher way. That's not the Gallagher way.
232 00:09:45,167 00:09:47,795 We have a history to defend here. We have a history to defend here.
233 00:09:47,837 00:09:49,672 A culture. A culture.
234 00:09:49,714 00:09:51,048 A community. A community.
235 00:09:51,090 00:09:53,175 No, we gotta figure out how to stop them No, we gotta figure out how to stop them
236 00:09:53,217 00:09:57,638 before their slimy poverty tentacles unfurl before their slimy poverty tentacles unfurl
237 00:09:57,680 00:09:59,390 and devour everything on this block. and devour everything on this block.
238 00:09:59,432 00:10:01,559 What are you starin' at, Gallagher? What are you starin' at, Gallagher?
239 00:10:01,601 00:10:04,854 Uh, just watching the neighborhood go to shit Uh, just watching the neighborhood go to shit
240 00:10:04,895 00:10:06,063 in real time. in real time.
241 00:10:06,105 00:10:07,189 We're the reason We're the reason
242 00:10:07,231 00:10:08,941 the neighborhood's goin' to shit? the neighborhood's goin' to shit?
243 00:10:08,983 00:10:10,318 You were here first. You were here first.
244 00:10:10,359 00:10:11,402 What makes the Gallaghers What makes the Gallaghers
245 00:10:11,444 00:10:12,653 so much better than the Milkoviches? so much better than the Milkoviches?
246 00:10:12,695 00:10:16,198 You mean other than, uh, daily showers You mean other than, uh, daily showers
247 00:10:16,240 00:10:18,075 and the lack of swastikas? and the lack of swastikas?
248 00:10:18,117 00:10:20,953 It's a long list, Terry. We'll be here all day. It's a long list, Terry. We'll be here all day.
249 00:10:20,995 00:10:22,622 You think you're better'n me? You think you're better'n me?
250 00:10:22,663 00:10:25,166 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
251 00:10:25,207 00:10:27,460 I am. We're all better than you. I am. We're all better than you.
252 00:10:27,501 00:10:29,170 The only thing you're better than The only thing you're better than
253 00:10:29,211 00:10:31,380 is the blacks and the Mexicans is the blacks and the Mexicans
254 00:10:31,422 00:10:32,757 and the Jews. and the Jews.
255 00:10:32,798 00:10:35,301 Otherwise, you're a grade-F lowlife like the rest of us. Otherwise, you're a grade-F lowlife like the rest of us.
256 00:10:35,343 00:10:36,844 Take that back. Take that back.
257 00:10:36,886 00:10:37,970 Fuck no. Fuck no.
258 00:10:38,012 00:10:39,263 I said take that back. I said take that back.
259 00:10:39,305 00:10:41,807 Why don't you come over here and make me? Why don't you come over here and make me?
260 00:10:44,560 00:10:46,854 You're lucky my son's here, Terry. You're lucky my son's here, Terry.
261 00:10:46,896 00:10:47,855 'Cause if I wasn't trying 'Cause if I wasn't trying
262 00:10:47,897 00:10:50,983 to set a positive example for him... to set a positive example for him...
263 00:10:51,025 00:10:52,193 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
264 00:10:52,234 00:10:54,862 Baaaawk, bawk, bawk. Baaaawk, bawk, bawk.
265 00:10:54,904 00:10:57,531 Drumming Bird's "Second Best" playing Drumming Bird's "Second Best" playing
266 00:10:57,573 00:10:59,742 Don't harass me if I'm here on time Don't harass me if I'm here on time
267 00:10:59,784 00:11:02,328 Another day on the assembly line... Another day on the assembly line...
268 00:11:02,370 00:11:05,164 -Fuck you do to that kid? -She did it herself. -Fuck you do to that kid? -She did it herself.
269 00:11:05,206 00:11:07,541 Thought superglue was hair gel. Thought superglue was hair gel.
270 00:11:07,583 00:11:09,293 Kids are idiots. Kids are idiots.
271 00:11:09,335 00:11:11,462 -No offense, Franny. - Her head size? -No offense, Franny. - Her head size?
272 00:11:11,504 00:11:12,922 Uh, small? Extra-small. Uh, small? Extra-small.
273 00:11:12,963 00:11:16,133 She just turned five, so whatever your smallest-- She just turned five, so whatever your smallest--
274 00:11:16,175 00:11:17,343 Okay. No problem. Okay. No problem.
275 00:11:17,385 00:11:19,178 -Literally nobody -Literally nobody
276 00:11:19,220 00:11:20,680 carries wigs for kids. carries wigs for kids.
277 00:11:20,721 00:11:23,599 How 'bout you just let her compete with her new do? How 'bout you just let her compete with her new do?
278 00:11:23,641 00:11:25,351 This stuff ain't comin' out, This stuff ain't comin' out,
279 00:11:25,393 00:11:27,603 and she actually looks kind of punk rock. and she actually looks kind of punk rock.
280 00:11:27,645 00:11:29,397 No way. That shit looks terrible. No way. That shit looks terrible.
281 00:11:29,438 00:11:30,940 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
282 00:11:30,981 00:11:33,275 I mean, how am I gonna stand a chance with the judges I mean, how am I gonna stand a chance with the judges
283 00:11:33,317 00:11:36,529 if even Mickey can see that my kid looks like a... if even Mickey can see that my kid looks like a...
284 00:11:36,570 00:11:39,240 walking, talking dumpster fire? walking, talking dumpster fire?
285 00:11:39,281 00:11:40,241 No offense, Franny. No offense, Franny.
286 00:11:40,282 00:11:41,450 You're both conditioned to think You're both conditioned to think
287 00:11:41,492 00:11:44,078 girls have to look, like, one way. girls have to look, like, one way.
288 00:11:44,120 00:11:45,329 Why does Franny have to conform? Why does Franny have to conform?
289 00:11:45,371 00:11:47,289 You're just piling your princess complex on her You're just piling your princess complex on her
290 00:11:47,331 00:11:48,999 'cause of your own childhood. 'cause of your own childhood.
291 00:11:49,041 00:11:49,875 Break the cycle. Break the cycle.
292 00:11:49,917 00:11:50,960 I am totally committed I am totally committed
293 00:11:51,001 00:11:53,671 to tearing down false ideals of feminine beauty... to tearing down false ideals of feminine beauty...
294 00:11:53,713 00:11:55,339 after Franny wins Little Miss South Side. after Franny wins Little Miss South Side.
295 00:11:55,381 00:11:57,174 You guys should check out the, uh, You guys should check out the, uh,
296 00:11:57,216 00:11:58,300 children's hospital. children's hospital.
297 00:11:58,342 00:11:59,719 They got all the cancer kids with the bald heads. They got all the cancer kids with the bald heads.
298 00:11:59,760 00:12:01,011 I mean, they gotta have wigs over there I mean, they gotta have wigs over there
299 00:12:01,053 00:12:03,347 so they don't scare the other kids when they go home. so they don't scare the other kids when they go home.
300 00:12:03,389 00:12:05,391 -If they go home. -That's a great idea, Mickey. -If they go home. -That's a great idea, Mickey.
301 00:12:05,433 00:12:07,476 I'm declaring a Gallagher war. I'm declaring a Gallagher war.
302 00:12:07,518 00:12:09,395 -Debbie, can I count on you? -Shh. On the phone. -Debbie, can I count on you? -Shh. On the phone.
303 00:12:09,437 00:12:10,604 A war on what? A war on what?
304 00:12:10,646 00:12:15,192 A war to rid this community of the Milkovich scourge. A war to rid this community of the Milkovich scourge.
305 00:12:15,693 00:12:18,154 Uh, you realize I'm a Milkovich, right? Uh, you realize I'm a Milkovich, right?
306 00:12:18,195 00:12:20,406 Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.
307 00:12:20,448 00:12:21,574 Oh. Oh.
308 00:12:21,615 00:12:24,201 Well, some Southerners fought with the North Well, some Southerners fought with the North
309 00:12:24,243 00:12:25,286 against slavery. against slavery.
310 00:12:25,327 00:12:28,456 You can join our cause if your heart is true. You can join our cause if your heart is true.
311 00:12:28,497 00:12:29,498 Yeah, you're not gonna win. Yeah, you're not gonna win.
312 00:12:29,540 00:12:31,751 Milkoviches are an invasive species. Milkoviches are an invasive species.
313 00:12:31,792 00:12:33,669 We don't die. We multiply. We don't die. We multiply.
314 00:12:33,711 00:12:34,795 Come on, you're making our family sound Come on, you're making our family sound
315 00:12:34,837 00:12:36,297 way worse than they actually are. way worse than they actually are.
316 00:12:36,338 00:12:38,382 Didn't your dad try to kill you? Didn't your dad try to kill you?
317 00:12:38,424 00:12:39,383 Whatever. Whatever.
318 00:12:39,425 00:12:40,593 Look, the point is, I'm not just gonna Look, the point is, I'm not just gonna
319 00:12:40,634 00:12:41,886 sit here and let you shit-talk my family. sit here and let you shit-talk my family.
320 00:12:41,927 00:12:44,889 If you're content to fall on the wrong side of history, If you're content to fall on the wrong side of history,
321 00:12:44,930 00:12:45,848 suit yourself. suit yourself.
322 00:12:45,890 00:12:48,225 Just know that you will be judged harshly Just know that you will be judged harshly
323 00:12:48,267 00:12:49,935 for years to come. for years to come.
324 00:12:50,519 00:12:52,646 Debbie! War? Debbie! War?
325 00:12:52,688 00:12:53,647 Saint Brigid's gift shop Saint Brigid's gift shop
326 00:12:53,689 00:12:55,232 carries a whole line of kids' wigs. carries a whole line of kids' wigs.
327 00:12:55,274 00:12:56,358 If we leave right now, we can make it If we leave right now, we can make it
328 00:12:56,400 00:12:58,235 in time for Little Miss South Side. in time for Little Miss South Side.
329 00:12:58,277 00:12:59,153 Eee! Eee!
330 00:12:59,195 00:13:00,196 Mm, you see this? Mm, you see this?
331 00:13:00,237 00:13:02,072 Two eggs and toast for 14 bucks? Two eggs and toast for 14 bucks?
332 00:13:02,114 00:13:03,407 -Uh-huh. -It's a total scam. -Uh-huh. -It's a total scam.
333 00:13:03,449 00:13:04,575 -Oh, there he is! -It's crazy. -Oh, there he is! -It's crazy.
334 00:13:04,617 00:13:07,495 -Ah! There she is. -Hi! -Ah! There she is. -Hi!
335 00:13:07,536 00:13:09,079 -Oh! - Oh! -Oh! - Oh!
336 00:13:09,121 00:13:10,915 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
337 00:13:12,374 00:13:13,751 Wow. Wow.
338 00:13:13,793 00:13:14,960 And this must be the lucky fella. And this must be the lucky fella.
339 00:13:15,002 00:13:18,255 Hey, yeah, the famous Mr., uh, Hanisian, right? Hey, yeah, the famous Mr., uh, Hanisian, right?
340 00:13:18,297 00:13:19,298 I'm, uh, Lip. I'm, uh, Lip.
341 00:13:19,340 00:13:21,509 Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"? Please. Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"? Please.
342 00:13:21,550 00:13:22,802 It's Marcos. It's Marcos.
343 00:13:22,843 00:13:26,180 I haven't been Tam-Tam's teacher for a very long time. I haven't been Tam-Tam's teacher for a very long time.
344 00:13:26,222 00:13:27,681 -"Tam-Tam." -Yes. -"Tam-Tam." -Yes.
345 00:13:27,723 00:13:29,558 It's a long story, but it has something to do It's a long story, but it has something to do
346 00:13:29,600 00:13:31,894 -with the tragic fate of a-- -The drum! -with the tragic fate of a-- -The drum!
347 00:13:31,936 00:13:33,479 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
348 00:13:33,521 00:13:35,481 The drum! The drum!
349 00:13:35,523 00:13:37,858 I totally forgot about that, but... I totally forgot about that, but...
350 00:13:37,900 00:13:38,651 My gosh. My gosh.
351 00:13:38,692 00:13:40,444 Oh, my fiancée sends her regards. Oh, my fiancée sends her regards.
352 00:13:40,486 00:13:42,112 She was gonna join us, but she got this call She was gonna join us, but she got this call
353 00:13:42,154 00:13:43,447 for a last-second interview. for a last-second interview.
354 00:13:43,489 00:13:45,282 -Fiancée? -Yes. -Fiancée? -Yes.
355 00:13:46,283 00:13:48,202 -Congrats! -Thank you. -Congrats! -Thank you.
356 00:13:48,828 00:13:50,287 Oh, I made the reservation. Oh, I made the reservation.
357 00:13:50,329 00:13:53,040 Let me just go tell 'em we're only three. Let me just go tell 'em we're only three.
358 00:13:56,669 00:13:57,670 Yeah! Yeah!
359 00:13:57,711 00:14:00,673 upbeat music upbeat music
360 00:14:05,594 00:14:07,638 Oh, what are you doin'? Oh, what are you doin'?
361 00:14:07,680 00:14:10,266 -Cleaning my gun. -Yeah. Why? -Cleaning my gun. -Yeah. Why?
362 00:14:10,307 00:14:11,642 Gotta transport cash for the Alibi. Gotta transport cash for the Alibi.
363 00:14:11,684 00:14:13,644 I thought you said this job was legal. I thought you said this job was legal.
364 00:14:13,686 00:14:16,397 -It is. -Is the gun even registered? -It is. -Is the gun even registered?
365 00:14:16,438 00:14:18,023 Of course not. Of course not.
366 00:14:18,065 00:14:18,983 You're a convicted felon. You're a convicted felon.
367 00:14:19,024 00:14:20,776 Are you allowed to have a gun at all? Are you allowed to have a gun at all?
368 00:14:20,818 00:14:22,570 That's why it's not registered, dumbass. That's why it's not registered, dumbass.
369 00:14:22,611 00:14:24,822 Yeah, so weed might be legal, but carrying a gun Yeah, so weed might be legal, but carrying a gun
370 00:14:24,864 00:14:27,616 as a convicted felon is about as illegal as it gets. as a convicted felon is about as illegal as it gets.
371 00:14:27,658 00:14:30,369 What happens if you get arrested, What happens if you get arrested,
372 00:14:30,411 00:14:31,412 get sent back to prison? get sent back to prison?
373 00:14:31,453 00:14:34,498 Look, I'm doin' security. Need a gun. Look, I'm doin' security. Need a gun.
374 00:14:34,540 00:14:36,542 Do you have anything resembling an imagination Do you have anything resembling an imagination
375 00:14:36,584 00:14:38,878 in that fucking skull of yours? in that fucking skull of yours?
376 00:14:40,129 00:14:41,964 No. I like facts. No. I like facts.
377 00:14:42,006 00:14:43,674 Things that are real. Shit I can hold. Things that are real. Shit I can hold.
378 00:14:44,842 00:14:47,219 -Like a gun. -Like a gun.
379 00:14:49,972 00:14:52,683 Kev, where's Amy? Can't be late! Kev, where's Amy? Can't be late!
380 00:14:53,767 00:14:57,897 -She doesn't wanna go. -What? She's goin'! -She doesn't wanna go. -What? She's goin'!
381 00:14:57,938 00:15:00,190 I'm sorry you didn't make the cut for the contest I'm sorry you didn't make the cut for the contest
382 00:15:00,232 00:15:01,108 and Gemma did. and Gemma did.
383 00:15:01,150 00:15:03,235 I know how bad you wanna be standing beside her, I know how bad you wanna be standing beside her,
384 00:15:03,277 00:15:04,904 competing for the title, competing for the title,
385 00:15:04,945 00:15:06,280 but it's a cold world, baby girl, but it's a cold world, baby girl,
386 00:15:06,322 00:15:07,281 and it ain't gettin' much warmer, and it ain't gettin' much warmer,
387 00:15:07,323 00:15:09,325 so fix your face, put your mask up, so fix your face, put your mask up,
388 00:15:09,366 00:15:11,035 and get ready to cheer for your sister. and get ready to cheer for your sister.
389 00:15:11,076 00:15:12,953 - We got a problem! - Jesus, Frank! - We got a problem! - Jesus, Frank!
390 00:15:12,995 00:15:14,038 Where's your mask? Where's your mask?
391 00:15:14,079 00:15:15,372 You can't just walk into our house. You can't just walk into our house.
392 00:15:15,414 00:15:16,790 -It's an emergency! -What happened? -It's an emergency! -What happened?
393 00:15:16,832 00:15:20,628 Our community has been infiltrated by undesirables. Our community has been infiltrated by undesirables.
394 00:15:20,669 00:15:22,796 -The Milkoviches. - We gotta ban together -The Milkoviches. - We gotta ban together
395 00:15:22,838 00:15:24,673 and figure out a way to drive them back and figure out a way to drive them back
396 00:15:24,715 00:15:27,301 to the vermin-infested hellhole they crawled out of. to the vermin-infested hellhole they crawled out of.
397 00:15:27,343 00:15:28,636 I will make them a pie. I will make them a pie.
398 00:15:28,677 00:15:30,888 It's the best way to win over problem neighbors, It's the best way to win over problem neighbors,
399 00:15:30,930 00:15:32,389 the good, old-fashioned way. the good, old-fashioned way.
400 00:15:32,431 00:15:33,682 -Kev, I gotta go. - You know, Frank, -Kev, I gotta go. - You know, Frank,
401 00:15:33,724 00:15:35,517 the Milkoviches might be awful, the Milkoviches might be awful,
402 00:15:35,559 00:15:36,602 but living next to them but living next to them
403 00:15:36,644 00:15:38,520 can't be much worse than living next to you. can't be much worse than living next to you.
404 00:15:38,562 00:15:40,314 soft rock music soft rock music
405 00:15:40,356 00:15:41,774 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
406 00:15:44,360 00:15:45,736 Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no.
407 00:15:47,613 00:15:48,614 Handle this. Handle this.
408 00:15:50,699 00:15:51,617 I'm on it. I'm on it.
409 00:15:54,495 00:15:57,039 Take it easy, Paul Bunyan. Take it easy, Paul Bunyan.
410 00:15:57,081 00:16:00,292 Chop you down to size real quick. Chop you down to size real quick.
411 00:16:03,879 00:16:05,798 How do we get rid of these fuckers? How do we get rid of these fuckers?
412 00:16:07,424 00:16:08,592 I-I don't know. I-I don't know.
413 00:16:14,139 00:16:16,266 Still poutin' over that loosie lady stop? Still poutin' over that loosie lady stop?
414 00:16:16,308 00:16:18,310 No. I'm good. No. I'm good.
415 00:16:19,061 00:16:21,689 Could've just shot her. You know that, right? Could've just shot her. You know that, right?
416 00:16:21,730 00:16:23,148 -Would've been way quicker. -Or you could've just -Would've been way quicker. -Or you could've just
417 00:16:23,190 00:16:25,275 -gave the woman a break. -That ain't no woman. -gave the woman a break. -That ain't no woman.
418 00:16:25,317 00:16:28,862 Don't you recognize big-dick energy when you see it? Don't you recognize big-dick energy when you see it?
419 00:16:30,155 00:16:31,657 Look, we are cops. Look, we are cops.
420 00:16:31,699 00:16:33,867 We stop crime, period. We stop crime, period.
421 00:16:33,909 00:16:36,036 Fuck all this community policing shit. Fuck all this community policing shit.
422 00:16:36,078 00:16:38,539 We bust heads. We arrest people. We bust heads. We arrest people.
423 00:16:38,580 00:16:40,165 That is our job. That is our job.
424 00:16:40,207 00:16:43,335 Plus, all that jaw-jackin' you were doin' with that lady, Plus, all that jaw-jackin' you were doin' with that lady,
425 00:16:43,377 00:16:44,837 you let your guard down. you let your guard down.
426 00:16:44,878 00:16:47,381 That's exactly what some of these mopes want. That's exactly what some of these mopes want.
427 00:16:47,423 00:16:50,592 Get you comfortable, get familiar, Get you comfortable, get familiar,
428 00:16:50,634 00:16:51,885 get close, get close,
429 00:16:51,927 00:16:54,555 then they take out a blade and they slice you. then they take out a blade and they slice you.
430 00:16:54,596 00:16:57,224 Seen it a thousand times. Seen it a thousand times.
431 00:16:57,850 00:16:59,101 I don't think the loosie lady I don't think the loosie lady
432 00:16:59,143 00:17:00,561 -would try to cut me. - Oh! -would try to cut me. - Oh!
433 00:17:00,602 00:17:02,938 You think that she's made it out here on these streets You think that she's made it out here on these streets
434 00:17:02,980 00:17:05,899 for this long without cuttin' somebody? for this long without cuttin' somebody?
435 00:17:06,525 00:17:08,652 Shi-i-it. Shi-i-it.
436 00:17:08,694 00:17:11,113 I got a bridge to sell you. I got a bridge to sell you.
437 00:17:11,155 00:17:13,157 You'll see. You'll see.
438 00:17:14,033 00:17:15,576 Eventually, we're gonna have to do something Eventually, we're gonna have to do something
439 00:17:15,617 00:17:16,910 about your relatives living next door. about your relatives living next door.
440 00:17:16,952 00:17:18,871 I can't even park my truck outside anymore. I can't even park my truck outside anymore.
441 00:17:18,912 00:17:20,164 Oh, yeah, that's a smart move. Oh, yeah, that's a smart move.
442 00:17:20,205 00:17:22,666 My cousins will break into it for sure. My cousins will break into it for sure.
443 00:17:22,708 00:17:24,710 I mean, there is one silver lining, though. I mean, there is one silver lining, though.
444 00:17:24,752 00:17:26,795 What's that? What's that?
445 00:17:26,837 00:17:28,422 Well, you know, now you and I Well, you know, now you and I
446 00:17:28,464 00:17:29,715 live right next to each other. live right next to each other.
447 00:17:29,757 00:17:32,217 -Hmm? -Um... -Hmm? -Um...
448 00:17:32,259 00:17:34,636 I mean, I don't live with them anymore. I mean, I don't live with them anymore.
449 00:17:34,678 00:17:36,013 You don't? You don't?
450 00:17:36,055 00:17:38,223 -Then where do you live? - Debbie? -Then where do you live? - Debbie?
451 00:17:38,265 00:17:39,850 Hey! Hey!
452 00:17:39,892 00:17:41,769 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
453 00:17:41,810 00:17:43,228 Look at you, Gemma. Look at you, Gemma.
454 00:17:43,270 00:17:46,440 Don't you look pretty? Where you guys headed? Don't you look pretty? Where you guys headed?
455 00:17:46,482 00:17:48,192 Little Miss South Side. Little Miss South Side.
456 00:17:48,233 00:17:49,109 Oh! Oh!
457 00:17:49,151 00:17:50,778 Franny's a finalist in Little Miss South Side. Franny's a finalist in Little Miss South Side.
458 00:17:50,819 00:17:53,280 You're kidding. You're kidding.
459 00:17:53,322 00:17:53,989 No. No.
460 00:17:54,031 00:17:56,617 I-I didn't know you entered. I-I didn't know you entered.
461 00:17:56,658 00:17:58,035 I didn't know you entered either. I didn't know you entered either.
462 00:17:58,077 00:18:01,371 It's getting hot in here... It's getting hot in here...
463 00:18:01,413 00:18:03,582 The more, the merrier, right? The more, the merrier, right?
464 00:18:03,624 00:18:04,792 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
465 00:18:04,833 00:18:07,669 A little friendly competition never hurt anyone. A little friendly competition never hurt anyone.
466 00:18:07,711 00:18:09,713 Exactly. This'll be fun. Exactly. This'll be fun.
467 00:18:09,755 00:18:11,507 So much fun. So much fun.
468 00:18:11,548 00:18:12,966 This'll be so much fun. This'll be so much fun.
469 00:18:13,008 00:18:14,176 rock music rock music
470 00:18:14,218 00:18:15,636 Welcome to the lion's den Welcome to the lion's den
471 00:18:15,677 00:18:17,638 You want me to replace my gun with this shit? You want me to replace my gun with this shit?
472 00:18:17,679 00:18:19,306 No, look. No, look.
473 00:18:19,348 00:18:21,767 All you need is your reputation as a Milkovich All you need is your reputation as a Milkovich
474 00:18:21,809 00:18:23,018 and a little help looking the part, and a little help looking the part,
475 00:18:23,060 00:18:24,478 and no one will fuck with you. and no one will fuck with you.
476 00:18:24,520 00:18:25,604 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
477 00:18:25,646 00:18:27,147 Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet, man. Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet, man.
478 00:18:27,189 00:18:30,943 I get to transport drugs and money legally. I get to transport drugs and money legally.
479 00:18:30,984 00:18:33,445 -Sky's the limit, bitch. -Right. -Sky's the limit, bitch. -Right.
480 00:18:34,738 00:18:36,448 Hey, thought you'd be happy, man. Hey, thought you'd be happy, man.
481 00:18:36,490 00:18:37,908 I can get us a new place. I can get us a new place.
482 00:18:37,950 00:18:39,159 Gotta move out of your house Gotta move out of your house
483 00:18:39,201 00:18:40,953 now that my fuckin' dad moved next door. now that my fuckin' dad moved next door.
484 00:18:40,994 00:18:43,455 Oh, so you admit having the Milkoviches next door Oh, so you admit having the Milkoviches next door
485 00:18:43,497 00:18:44,665 -is a problem. -Fuck yeah. -is a problem. -Fuck yeah.
486 00:18:44,706 00:18:46,750 We're loud, violent, racist homophobes We're loud, violent, racist homophobes
487 00:18:46,792 00:18:48,168 with serious hygiene issues. with serious hygiene issues.
488 00:18:48,210 00:18:49,419 My dad tried to fuckin' kill us. My dad tried to fuckin' kill us.
489 00:18:49,461 00:18:51,463 I just didn't wanna say that in front of your family I just didn't wanna say that in front of your family
490 00:18:51,505 00:18:52,756 'cause...fuck 'em. 'cause...fuck 'em.
491 00:18:52,798 00:18:55,509 Gallaghers are only, like, one small step above Milkoviches Gallaghers are only, like, one small step above Milkoviches
492 00:18:55,551 00:18:57,344 on, like, the shitty family ladder. on, like, the shitty family ladder.
493 00:19:07,688 00:19:08,772 Jesus. Jesus.
494 00:19:08,814 00:19:11,275 You want me to play fuckin' dress-up G.I. Joe? You want me to play fuckin' dress-up G.I. Joe?
495 00:19:11,316 00:19:12,568 Look the part. Look the part.
496 00:19:12,609 00:19:13,819 Everyone will think you're some sort Everyone will think you're some sort
497 00:19:13,861 00:19:16,613 of special forces military badass or somethin'. of special forces military badass or somethin'.
498 00:19:16,655 00:19:18,115 Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit
499 00:19:18,157 00:19:20,200 unless you're wearin' it with me. unless you're wearin' it with me.
500 00:19:20,242 00:19:21,952 No way. No way.
501 00:19:21,994 00:19:23,162 Okay, good. Okay, good.
502 00:19:23,203 00:19:24,872 Take my chances with my regular clothes Take my chances with my regular clothes
503 00:19:24,913 00:19:26,039 and my real fuckin' gun. and my real fuckin' gun.
504 00:19:26,081 00:19:28,375 Easier like that anyway. Easier like that anyway.
505 00:19:29,585 00:19:30,878 Mick. Mick.
506 00:19:30,919 00:19:33,213 Wait. Wait.
507 00:19:42,514 00:19:43,974 See? What'd I say? See? What'd I say?
508 00:19:44,016 00:19:45,642 No dead cop. No dead cop.
509 00:19:45,684 00:19:47,394 Freeze! Police! Freeze! Police!
510 00:19:48,353 00:19:50,314 Wait. Solo? Wait. Solo?
511 00:19:50,355 00:19:52,399 White Boy Carl? White Boy Carl?
512 00:19:54,234 00:19:56,820 That's when all the altos That's when all the altos
513 00:19:56,862 00:19:58,363 became the "alt-nos"! became the "alt-nos"!
514 00:20:00,032 00:20:02,492 -Ooh! -Ooh!
515 00:20:02,534 00:20:04,119 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
516 00:20:04,161 00:20:06,163 -You're still funny. - Aw. -You're still funny. - Aw.
517 00:20:06,205 00:20:09,041 And you still do that thing where you crinkle your nose And you still do that thing where you crinkle your nose
518 00:20:09,082 00:20:11,501 -and snort. -and snort.
519 00:20:14,004 00:20:16,757 Nature calls. I'll be right back. Nature calls. I'll be right back.
520 00:20:20,636 00:20:23,013 So...what do you think? So...what do you think?
521 00:20:23,055 00:20:25,057 What do I think? I think, um... What do I think? I think, um...
522 00:20:25,682 00:20:27,184 I think he definitely has a... I think he definitely has a...
523 00:20:27,226 00:20:28,560 has a thing for you, right? has a thing for you, right?
524 00:20:28,602 00:20:30,437 mellow music mellow music
525 00:20:30,479 00:20:31,730 What? What?
526 00:20:31,772 00:20:33,982 I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm gettin' this vibe that... I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm gettin' this vibe that...
527 00:20:34,024 00:20:36,610 I don't know, it's weird, but he's... I don't know, it's weird, but he's...
528 00:20:36,652 00:20:37,945 he's crushin' on you. he's crushin' on you.
529 00:20:37,986 00:20:38,987 You-you don't see it? You-you don't see it?
530 00:20:39,029 00:20:41,448 Nope. I mean... Nope. I mean...
531 00:20:41,490 00:20:42,407 not really. not really.
532 00:20:42,449 00:20:44,243 Don't mean I'm not worth the heat Don't mean I'm not worth the heat
533 00:20:44,284 00:20:46,620 You're passing into section You're passing into section
534 00:20:46,662 00:20:47,788 Huh. Huh.
535 00:20:47,829 00:20:50,207 Cost collection of regression... Cost collection of regression...
536 00:20:50,249 00:20:52,918 Okay, some for you Okay, some for you
537 00:20:52,960 00:20:55,796 and some more for you and some more for you
538 00:20:55,837 00:20:59,132 and just enough to count as a felony for you. and just enough to count as a felony for you.
539 00:20:59,174 00:21:00,717 Come on, man. This some bullshit. Come on, man. This some bullshit.
540 00:21:00,759 00:21:01,593 Damn. Damn.
541 00:21:01,635 00:21:02,886 - Hey, Leesie. -Hmm? - Hey, Leesie. -Hmm?
542 00:21:02,928 00:21:03,971 Can I talk to you for a second? Can I talk to you for a second?
543 00:21:04,012 00:21:05,555 Yeah. Yeah.
544 00:21:05,597 00:21:08,392 Down low, baby Down low, baby
545 00:21:10,185 00:21:11,770 What are you doing? What are you doing?
546 00:21:11,812 00:21:13,730 Planting evidence. Planting evidence.
547 00:21:13,772 00:21:15,023 Not all of them were sorting pills. Not all of them were sorting pills.
548 00:21:15,065 00:21:16,316 Some of them were just sitting there. Some of them were just sitting there.
549 00:21:16,358 00:21:18,735 -So what are you suggesting? -Let a few of 'em walk. -So what are you suggesting? -Let a few of 'em walk.
550 00:21:18,777 00:21:20,487 Like Solo. He's actually a good dude. Like Solo. He's actually a good dude.
551 00:21:20,529 00:21:21,530 He's a drug dealer. He's a drug dealer.
552 00:21:21,571 00:21:23,824 There's always gonna be a drug dealer on this block. There's always gonna be a drug dealer on this block.
553 00:21:23,865 00:21:25,492 Solo's our best option. Solo's our best option.
554 00:21:25,534 00:21:26,827 Come on. Come on.
555 00:21:26,868 00:21:28,620 He sponsors a kids' basketball team, He sponsors a kids' basketball team,
556 00:21:28,662 00:21:30,080 gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving. gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving.
557 00:21:30,122 00:21:32,666 You know who's gonna replace his spot if he gets locked up? You know who's gonna replace his spot if he gets locked up?
558 00:21:32,708 00:21:34,668 The cartel. They cut heads off. The cartel. They cut heads off.
559 00:21:34,710 00:21:35,919 You wanna be back here in two weeks You wanna be back here in two weeks
560 00:21:35,961 00:21:36,878 matching heads with bodies? matching heads with bodies?
561 00:21:36,920 00:21:38,839 Okay, we need at least two. Okay, we need at least two.
562 00:21:38,880 00:21:40,424 You pick. I'ma take these pills You pick. I'ma take these pills
563 00:21:40,465 00:21:42,592 back to the car, log 'em in as evidence. back to the car, log 'em in as evidence.
564 00:21:42,634 00:21:44,136 Wait, which two? Wait, which two?
565 00:21:44,678 00:21:46,305 I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit.
566 00:21:52,144 00:21:54,104 Let's spitball. Rapid fire. Let's spitball. Rapid fire.
567 00:21:54,146 00:21:56,106 What do you got? No wrong answers. What do you got? No wrong answers.
568 00:21:56,148 00:21:57,649 How 'bout we all just move? How 'bout we all just move?
569 00:21:57,691 00:21:59,985 Wrong answer. Not an option. Wrong answer. Not an option.
570 00:22:00,027 00:22:01,111 Oh! Oh!
571 00:22:01,153 00:22:04,239 How 'bout we just pay someone to burn down their house? How 'bout we just pay someone to burn down their house?
572 00:22:04,281 00:22:06,825 You know how close our houses are to theirs? You know how close our houses are to theirs?
573 00:22:06,867 00:22:08,535 Might as well just set ourselves on fire Might as well just set ourselves on fire
574 00:22:08,577 00:22:10,078 and cut out the middleman. and cut out the middleman.
575 00:22:10,120 00:22:13,623 Is there any value in letting loose a bedbug Is there any value in letting loose a bedbug
576 00:22:13,665 00:22:15,876 and-and lice infestation? and-and lice infestation?
577 00:22:15,917 00:22:17,252 Bedbugs and lice will just spend a week Bedbugs and lice will just spend a week
578 00:22:17,294 00:22:18,837 training at the Milkoviches', training at the Milkoviches',
579 00:22:18,879 00:22:20,505 Learning, evolving, Learning, evolving,
580 00:22:20,547 00:22:21,590 getting strong and shit. getting strong and shit.
581 00:22:21,631 00:22:24,509 Then they'll attack our houses with maxed-out abilities. Then they'll attack our houses with maxed-out abilities.
582 00:22:24,551 00:22:26,970 -We won't stand a chance. - Here's an idea. -We won't stand a chance. - Here's an idea.
583 00:22:27,012 00:22:29,222 We find a new house, We find a new house,
584 00:22:29,264 00:22:30,724 pack up all our stuff, pack up all our stuff,
585 00:22:30,766 00:22:32,517 and take that stuff to the new house and take that stuff to the new house
586 00:22:32,559 00:22:36,188 and live there forever, away from the racists. and live there forever, away from the racists.
587 00:22:38,148 00:22:41,985 Maybe we're going about this all wrong. Maybe we're going about this all wrong.
588 00:22:42,027 00:22:46,073 This is exactly the-the low-rent line of thinking This is exactly the-the low-rent line of thinking
589 00:22:46,114 00:22:48,867 we're trying to protect this neighborhood from. we're trying to protect this neighborhood from.
590 00:22:48,909 00:22:51,328 We need classy solutions. We need classy solutions.
591 00:22:51,370 00:22:56,416 What would a well-established, civilized homeowner do? What would a well-established, civilized homeowner do?
592 00:22:58,919 00:22:59,961 How should I know? How should I know?
593 00:23:00,003 00:23:02,214 Start a neighborhood watch. Start a neighborhood watch.
594 00:23:02,255 00:23:04,758 -A homeowner's association. - Oh, Frank, -A homeowner's association. - Oh, Frank,
595 00:23:04,800 00:23:06,593 that'll take weeks to set up. that'll take weeks to set up.
596 00:23:06,635 00:23:08,095 We need them out ASAP, We need them out ASAP,
597 00:23:08,136 00:23:10,806 preferably by the time V gets back. preferably by the time V gets back.
598 00:23:10,847 00:23:12,849 We need to go right at 'em. We need to go right at 'em.
599 00:23:12,891 00:23:15,644 Match their aggression, their crazy. Match their aggression, their crazy.
600 00:23:15,685 00:23:18,897 Scare the shit out of 'em the same way they scare us. Scare the shit out of 'em the same way they scare us.
601 00:23:18,939 00:23:20,023 Right. Right.
602 00:23:20,065 00:23:23,193 Fear and intimidation's probably the only way. Fear and intimidation's probably the only way.
603 00:23:23,235 00:23:26,113 Fear? Intimidation? Fear? Intimidation?
604 00:23:26,154 00:23:28,740 Who's gonna scare the Milkoviches--us? Who's gonna scare the Milkoviches--us?
605 00:23:29,825 00:23:31,410 Not us, son. Not us, son.
606 00:23:32,619 00:23:34,121 But I know who will. But I know who will.
607 00:23:34,162 00:23:37,082 rock music rock music
608 00:23:45,757 00:23:47,592 What's goin' on here? What's goin' on here?
609 00:23:47,634 00:23:48,510 Oh, this? Oh, this?
610 00:23:48,552 00:23:51,054 Just wanted to freshen up Franny's look. Just wanted to freshen up Franny's look.
611 00:23:51,096 00:23:52,305 And this is the look And this is the look
612 00:23:52,347 00:23:54,182 you think screams Little Miss South Side? you think screams Little Miss South Side?
613 00:23:54,224 00:23:55,892 Yeah, sure is. Yeah, sure is.
614 00:23:55,934 00:23:58,478 upbeat music upbeat music
615 00:23:58,520 00:24:01,022 I never thought I'd live in the fancy part of town, I never thought I'd live in the fancy part of town,
616 00:24:01,064 00:24:03,942 but the older I get, the more I appreciate space, but the older I get, the more I appreciate space,
617 00:24:03,984 00:24:05,110 quiet. quiet.
618 00:24:05,152 00:24:07,904 So when we decided to move back, So when we decided to move back,
619 00:24:07,946 00:24:10,031 Near North just made sense. Near North just made sense.
620 00:24:10,073 00:24:11,491 -Uh, do you rent or own? - Own. -Uh, do you rent or own? - Own.
621 00:24:11,533 00:24:13,535 It's-it's the only way to go. It's-it's the only way to go.
622 00:24:13,577 00:24:15,162 So I hear. So I hear.
623 00:24:15,203 00:24:16,371 Mm. Mm.
624 00:24:16,413 00:24:18,081 I'm actually somewhat of a... I'm actually somewhat of a...
625 00:24:18,123 00:24:19,833 real estate enthusiast, you know? real estate enthusiast, you know?
626 00:24:19,875 00:24:21,084 Buy, sell, fix 'em, flip 'em. Buy, sell, fix 'em, flip 'em.
627 00:24:21,126 00:24:24,296 Nothing huge, but if I see the potential, Nothing huge, but if I see the potential,
628 00:24:24,337 00:24:26,840 I'm willing to make that investment, you know? I'm willing to make that investment, you know?
629 00:24:26,882 00:24:28,758 Rolling up my sleeves and... Rolling up my sleeves and...
630 00:24:28,800 00:24:30,177 getting to work. getting to work.
631 00:24:30,218 00:24:32,679 Oh, Lip's been doing all the renovations at our place. Oh, Lip's been doing all the renovations at our place.
632 00:24:32,721 00:24:36,266 It was basically a tear-down, but now...looks pretty great. It was basically a tear-down, but now...looks pretty great.
633 00:24:36,308 00:24:38,977 -Thank you. - Good for you, Lip. -Thank you. - Good for you, Lip.
634 00:24:39,019 00:24:41,104 Love to check it out sometime. Love to check it out sometime.
635 00:24:41,146 00:24:43,356 Yeah, sure, yeah, come by anytime. Yeah, sure, yeah, come by anytime.
636 00:24:43,398 00:24:46,943 Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers that first house I owned, Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers that first house I owned,
637 00:24:46,985 00:24:48,737 that two-bedroom fixer-upper? that two-bedroom fixer-upper?
638 00:24:48,778 00:24:50,405 Yes. Yeah, it was cute. Yes. Yeah, it was cute.
639 00:24:50,447 00:24:52,491 Sorry, wait, so you went to his house Sorry, wait, so you went to his house
640 00:24:52,532 00:24:55,202 when you were a student and he was a teacher? when you were a student and he was a teacher?
641 00:24:55,243 00:24:57,454 Mm-hmm. She was over all the time. Mm-hmm. She was over all the time.
642 00:24:57,496 00:24:59,414 It was a different era, okay? It was a different era, okay?
643 00:24:59,456 00:25:01,750 People weren't so uptight back then. People weren't so uptight back then.
644 00:25:01,791 00:25:02,834 It was 2010. It was 2010.
645 00:25:02,876 00:25:06,213 How 'bout that, uh, little studio I built in the basement? How 'bout that, uh, little studio I built in the basement?
646 00:25:06,254 00:25:07,881 Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
647 00:25:07,923 00:25:10,675 What was that song we recorded? What was that song we recorded?
648 00:25:11,843 00:25:14,304 My heart can be My heart can be
649 00:25:14,346 00:25:16,973 Such a stranger to me Such a stranger to me
650 00:25:17,015 00:25:19,017 We come and we go We come and we go
651 00:25:19,059 00:25:23,063 The only way we know how The only way we know how
652 00:25:23,104 00:25:25,357 If love's a fortune-teller If love's a fortune-teller
653 00:25:25,398 00:25:28,235 We belong together We belong together
654 00:25:28,276 00:25:29,903 'Cause I can't 'Cause I can't
655 00:25:29,945 00:25:33,240 Lose you now Lose you now
656 00:25:33,281 00:25:35,742 No, I can't No, I can't
657 00:25:35,784 00:25:38,703 Lose you Lose you
658 00:25:38,745 00:25:41,540 You can't help the one you love You can't help the one you love
659 00:25:41,581 00:25:45,752 The one you love is the one you love, so... The one you love is the one you love, so...
660 00:25:45,794 00:25:48,505 bluesy music bluesy music
661 00:25:48,547 00:25:50,507 So you not gonna arrest me? So you not gonna arrest me?
662 00:25:50,549 00:25:52,676 No, but for this to work, you gotta tell me No, but for this to work, you gotta tell me
663 00:25:52,717 00:25:54,636 which two of your boys go in your place. which two of your boys go in your place.
664 00:25:54,678 00:25:56,596 Uh, word. Uh, word.
665 00:25:56,638 00:25:59,391 A'ight, let me think, uh... A'ight, let me think, uh...
666 00:26:00,267 00:26:02,269 ...you can take Cam. He owe me money. ...you can take Cam. He owe me money.
667 00:26:02,310 00:26:04,854 How's he gonna pay you back if he's in prison, though? How's he gonna pay you back if he's in prison, though?
668 00:26:06,022 00:26:07,941 Good point. Leave him. Good point. Leave him.
669 00:26:09,818 00:26:11,278 You can take him. You can take him.
670 00:26:11,319 00:26:13,363 Yeah, he was supposed to borrow his mom's AC unit, Yeah, he was supposed to borrow his mom's AC unit,
671 00:26:13,405 00:26:14,781 but he forgot; that's part of the reason but he forgot; that's part of the reason
672 00:26:14,823 00:26:17,200 why we outside and not in the house in the first place. why we outside and not in the house in the first place.
673 00:26:17,242 00:26:19,119 All right, who else? All right, who else?
674 00:26:20,912 00:26:23,748 Mm... Mm...
675 00:26:23,790 00:26:25,208 ...Twist. ...Twist.
676 00:26:25,250 00:26:27,294 Yeah, you can take Twist. Yeah, you can take Twist.
677 00:26:27,335 00:26:29,004 He talk too much. He talk too much.
678 00:26:29,045 00:26:30,630 Well, think he's a snitch? Well, think he's a snitch?
679 00:26:30,672 00:26:32,882 Nah, not like that. No, he just talk a lot. Nah, not like that. No, he just talk a lot.
680 00:26:32,924 00:26:36,052 Mainly about, you know, the TV and shit he watches. Mainly about, you know, the TV and shit he watches.
681 00:26:36,094 00:26:38,805 He really into all of that British shit. He really into all of that British shit.
682 00:26:38,847 00:26:41,766 You know, like Downton Abbey, The Crown. You know, like Downton Abbey, The Crown.
683 00:26:45,312 00:26:47,397 I don't know, man. I don't know, man.
684 00:26:47,439 00:26:49,566 You want the Milkoviches gone fast, You want the Milkoviches gone fast,
685 00:26:49,608 00:26:51,192 these are the guys to do it. these are the guys to do it.
686 00:26:51,234 00:26:53,194 I don't think these guys are gonna help us, I don't think these guys are gonna help us,
687 00:26:53,236 00:26:55,822 -considering how white we are. - I'm right here. -considering how white we are. - I'm right here.
688 00:26:55,864 00:26:59,075 Frank, if you were any more white, you'd be clear. Frank, if you were any more white, you'd be clear.
689 00:26:59,117 00:27:00,744 I shared a cell with the head guy I shared a cell with the head guy
690 00:27:00,785 00:27:02,287 back in the '90s. back in the '90s.
691 00:27:02,329 00:27:04,039 I speak the lingo. I speak the lingo.
692 00:27:04,080 00:27:05,665 I understand their ideology. I understand their ideology.
693 00:27:05,707 00:27:08,668 I'm practically an honorary member. I'm practically an honorary member.
694 00:27:08,710 00:27:10,003 Come on. Come on.
695 00:27:15,925 00:27:17,260 As-salaam alaikum. As-salaam alaikum.
696 00:27:17,302 00:27:19,095 How are y'all? How are y'all?
697 00:27:19,137 00:27:20,513 No need for pleasantries. No need for pleasantries.
698 00:27:20,555 00:27:23,808 We've got sort of a... neighborhood situation We've got sort of a... neighborhood situation
699 00:27:23,850 00:27:27,145 which might be of interest to you gents. which might be of interest to you gents.
700 00:27:27,812 00:27:29,481 Why would this interest us, Why would this interest us,
701 00:27:29,522 00:27:31,274 the Lost Tribe of Shabazz, the Lost Tribe of Shabazz,
702 00:27:31,316 00:27:34,361 poor righteous teachers, the fruit of Islam? poor righteous teachers, the fruit of Islam?
703 00:27:34,402 00:27:36,655 Because they're racist. Because they're racist.
704 00:27:37,155 00:27:38,865 I'm sure you don't want racists here. I'm sure you don't want racists here.
705 00:27:38,907 00:27:40,659 So you want us to, what, So you want us to, what,
706 00:27:40,700 00:27:43,578 go over there, strike the fear of Allah into 'em, go over there, strike the fear of Allah into 'em,
707 00:27:43,620 00:27:46,456 drive 'em out, use force if we have to? drive 'em out, use force if we have to?
708 00:27:46,498 00:27:49,000 Yeah, that. Exactly that. Yeah, that. Exactly that.
709 00:27:49,042 00:27:50,168 Go jihad if you have to. Go jihad if you have to.
710 00:27:50,210 00:27:51,586 I'm glad we're on the same page. I'm glad we're on the same page.
711 00:27:51,628 00:27:52,879 You know what this sounds like to me? You know what this sounds like to me?
712 00:27:52,921 00:27:56,007 A perfect opportunity for us all to work together A perfect opportunity for us all to work together
713 00:27:56,049 00:27:57,759 against a common enemy. against a common enemy.
714 00:27:57,801 00:27:59,552 Sounds like a Yacubian devil problem, Sounds like a Yacubian devil problem,
715 00:27:59,594 00:28:01,262 and we got no business joinin' one devil and we got no business joinin' one devil
716 00:28:01,304 00:28:02,722 in his fight against the other. in his fight against the other.
717 00:28:02,764 00:28:05,308 I'm sorry, um... I missed that first part. I'm sorry, um... I missed that first part.
718 00:28:05,350 00:28:08,144 -Yacubi what? -It means white people. -Yacubi what? -It means white people.
719 00:28:08,186 00:28:09,646 Oh, we're the devil. Oh, we're the devil.
720 00:28:09,688 00:28:11,856 Right, got it. Carry on. Right, got it. Carry on.
721 00:28:13,191 00:28:15,652 If not for us... If not for us...
722 00:28:17,028 00:28:18,863 ...do it for him. ...do it for him.
723 00:28:19,948 00:28:22,701 Little brother, is it true what this devil is saying Little brother, is it true what this devil is saying
724 00:28:22,742 00:28:25,078 about the more devilish devils next door? about the more devilish devils next door?
725 00:28:26,079 00:28:28,748 -You scared? -Terrified. -You scared? -Terrified.
726 00:28:32,669 00:28:34,421 We'll do it but only to demonstrate We'll do it but only to demonstrate
727 00:28:34,462 00:28:36,589 the awesome power the Asiatic Black man possesses the awesome power the Asiatic Black man possesses
728 00:28:36,631 00:28:39,134 when we stand fearlessly against the wicked ways when we stand fearlessly against the wicked ways
729 00:28:39,175 00:28:40,635 of those who would oppress us. of those who would oppress us.
730 00:28:40,677 00:28:42,554 Now, who are these devils we evictin'? Now, who are these devils we evictin'?
731 00:28:42,595 00:28:43,638 What are their names? What are their names?
732 00:28:43,680 00:28:45,140 Well, these particular devils Well, these particular devils
733 00:28:45,181 00:28:46,891 go by the name of Milkovich. go by the name of Milkovich.
734 00:28:51,813 00:28:53,356 You know, I forgot. You know, I forgot.
735 00:28:53,398 00:28:55,275 I forgot we got a pray thing that we gotta do. I forgot we got a pray thing that we gotta do.
736 00:28:55,316 00:28:58,153 We-we pray, like, five times a day. We-we pray, like, five times a day.
737 00:28:58,194 00:29:00,905 So we gon-we gonna do that. So we gon-we gonna do that.
738 00:29:00,947 00:29:02,240 Good luck to you fellas. Good luck to you fellas.
739 00:29:02,282 00:29:04,951 Peace and blessings. Peace and blessings.
740 00:29:15,628 00:29:19,257 Come on, Franny, the judges asked you what you like to do. Come on, Franny, the judges asked you what you like to do.
741 00:29:20,258 00:29:21,301 What'd you tell me last week? What'd you tell me last week?
742 00:29:21,342 00:29:23,136 You like to, uh, dress up like a princess. You like to, uh, dress up like a princess.
743 00:29:23,178 00:29:24,637 You--your doll house collection. You--your doll house collection.
744 00:29:24,679 00:29:25,764 Tell 'em about that. Tell 'em about that.
745 00:29:25,805 00:29:28,683 Why don't we just skip on to the talent portion? Why don't we just skip on to the talent portion?
746 00:29:28,725 00:29:30,810 Right, uh...come on, baby. Sing your song. Right, uh...come on, baby. Sing your song.
747 00:29:30,852 00:29:33,104 -Mm-mm. -Sing your song, Franny. -Mm-mm. -Sing your song, Franny.
748 00:29:33,146 00:29:34,314 Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
749 00:29:34,355 00:29:35,857 Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me.
750 00:29:35,899 00:29:38,485 - Scuse me. - Scuse me.
751 00:29:38,526 00:29:41,488 I just wanna remind the panel of esteemed judges I just wanna remind the panel of esteemed judges
752 00:29:41,529 00:29:43,323 about the strict time limit. about the strict time limit.
753 00:29:43,364 00:29:46,618 Unfortunately, this contestant's time has elapsed Unfortunately, this contestant's time has elapsed
754 00:29:46,659 00:29:48,453 98 seconds ago. 98 seconds ago.
755 00:29:48,495 00:29:49,746 Oh, thank God. She's right. Oh, thank God. She's right.
756 00:29:49,788 00:29:51,414 -That is all! -But she-- -That is all! -But she--
757 00:29:51,456 00:29:54,125 Miss Gallagher, your time's up. Miss Gallagher, your time's up.
758 00:29:54,167 00:29:57,128 upbeat music upbeat music
759 00:30:04,636 00:30:06,638 Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks. Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks.
760 00:30:06,679 00:30:09,390 Oh, no, they're trying to infiltrate our breach Oh, no, they're trying to infiltrate our breach
761 00:30:09,432 00:30:11,142 from the rear. from the rear.
762 00:30:14,938 00:30:16,397 Jesus. Jesus.
763 00:30:16,439 00:30:18,107 A little overdressed, don't you think? A little overdressed, don't you think?
764 00:30:19,442 00:30:20,777 Look, you want your money to be safe or not? Look, you want your money to be safe or not?
765 00:30:20,819 00:30:22,362 Let's get to it. What's the job? Let's get to it. What's the job?
766 00:30:22,403 00:30:23,571 Pretty straightforward. Pretty straightforward.
767 00:30:23,613 00:30:24,739 Just take the money to the grow house Just take the money to the grow house
768 00:30:24,781 00:30:26,825 so we can get on the regular delivery list. so we can get on the regular delivery list.
769 00:30:26,866 00:30:29,744 Grow house? I thought I was your supplier. Grow house? I thought I was your supplier.
770 00:30:29,786 00:30:31,246 Supply and demand leveled out. Supply and demand leveled out.
771 00:30:31,287 00:30:33,248 Everyone's got legal product again. Everyone's got legal product again.
772 00:30:33,289 00:30:35,166 Well, for fuck's sake, Kev. Well, for fuck's sake, Kev.
773 00:30:35,208 00:30:36,543 All right. All right.
774 00:30:36,584 00:30:38,711 Chop-chop. Collect the money. Chop-chop. Collect the money.
775 00:30:40,255 00:30:41,881 You collect the money. You collect the money.
776 00:30:42,507 00:30:43,967 I'm the boss, 'member? I'm the boss, 'member?
777 00:30:44,008 00:30:46,719 I just supervise and shit; you do all the work. I just supervise and shit; you do all the work.
778 00:30:46,761 00:30:49,848 Uh, fuck you. I don't work for you. Uh, fuck you. I don't work for you.
779 00:30:49,889 00:30:52,141 You're making me look bad, asshole. You're making me look bad, asshole.
780 00:30:54,853 00:30:56,312 All right, I got two of these All right, I got two of these
781 00:30:56,354 00:30:58,273 in case you got too much cash to move. in case you got too much cash to move.
782 00:30:58,314 00:30:59,899 All right. Turn around. All right. Turn around.
783 00:30:59,941 00:31:02,235 Where I keep my money's for my eyes only. Where I keep my money's for my eyes only.
784 00:31:03,361 00:31:05,822 I'm serious! Turn around. I'm serious! Turn around.
785 00:31:06,614 00:31:09,158 Put your head down. Put your head down.
786 00:31:09,200 00:31:12,161 funky music funky music
787 00:31:24,966 00:31:26,342 Okay. Okay.
788 00:31:26,384 00:31:28,845 There ya go. There ya go.
789 00:31:28,887 00:31:31,222 -What's this? -What's this?
790 00:31:31,264 00:31:32,932 Yesterday's profits. Yesterday's profits.
791 00:31:34,767 00:31:37,061 This is only, like, 1,500 bucks. This is only, like, 1,500 bucks.
792 00:31:37,103 00:31:38,813 $1,653. $1,653.
793 00:31:38,855 00:31:41,190 Take that money, minus your cut, to the grow house. Take that money, minus your cut, to the grow house.
794 00:31:41,232 00:31:42,734 They're waiting. They're waiting.
795 00:31:48,114 00:31:49,407 This is-- This is--
796 00:31:54,746 00:31:57,206 What are we gonna do about the Milkoviches? What are we gonna do about the Milkoviches?
797 00:31:58,458 00:32:01,336 We could go to the Nation of Islam for help. We could go to the Nation of Islam for help.
798 00:32:01,377 00:32:03,296 -Those guys are-- -We just did that, Frank, -Those guys are-- -We just did that, Frank,
799 00:32:03,338 00:32:05,131 literally less than an hour ago. literally less than an hour ago.
800 00:32:05,715 00:32:06,674 I know that. I know that.
801 00:32:06,716 00:32:09,469 Th-th-that's-that's not what I meant! Th-th-that's-that's not what I meant!
802 00:32:09,510 00:32:12,305 I meant we could go back I meant we could go back
803 00:32:12,347 00:32:15,183 or we could get to Mrs. McCurdy, or we could get to Mrs. McCurdy,
804 00:32:15,224 00:32:17,352 talk to her, talk to her,
805 00:32:17,393 00:32:20,229 try to convince her to evict them. try to convince her to evict them.
806 00:32:20,271 00:32:22,273 Record her living conditions. Record her living conditions.
807 00:32:22,315 00:32:23,775 It's gotta be horrific in there It's gotta be horrific in there
808 00:32:23,816 00:32:26,069 now that the Milkoviches have moved in. now that the Milkoviches have moved in.
809 00:32:26,110 00:32:28,529 There's no way they'd let 'em stay there There's no way they'd let 'em stay there
810 00:32:28,571 00:32:30,490 if there was proof of elder abuse. if there was proof of elder abuse.
811 00:32:30,531 00:32:32,617 There's no way they're gonna let you get near her. There's no way they're gonna let you get near her.
812 00:32:32,659 00:32:34,243 They got that place surrounded. They got that place surrounded.
813 00:32:34,285 00:32:36,829 If we created a distraction, If we created a distraction,
814 00:32:36,871 00:32:38,498 draw them to the front of the house, draw them to the front of the house,
815 00:32:38,539 00:32:39,999 I could sneak in the back. I could sneak in the back.
816 00:32:40,041 00:32:43,169 What gets white trash's attention? What gets white trash's attention?
817 00:32:43,962 00:32:45,880 A Trans Am that needs fixin'? A Trans Am that needs fixin'?
818 00:32:45,922 00:32:48,800 A Black athlete disrespecting our flag. A Black athlete disrespecting our flag.
819 00:32:48,841 00:32:51,511 -A gun rally. -A Klan rally. -A gun rally. -A Klan rally.
820 00:32:51,552 00:32:53,805 A monster truck rally. A monster truck rally.
821 00:32:53,846 00:32:55,640 Well, any rally, really. Well, any rally, really.
822 00:32:55,682 00:32:58,142 I think I know what might do the trick. I think I know what might do the trick.
823 00:32:58,935 00:33:00,812 Let me get my running shoes. Let me get my running shoes.
824 00:33:00,853 00:33:05,066 I am just a fan of all your power and might I am just a fan of all your power and might
825 00:33:05,108 00:33:08,111 I know you can, you're the man... I know you can, you're the man...
826 00:33:10,822 00:33:14,242 Well, let's get goin' Well, let's get goin'
827 00:33:14,283 00:33:16,285 Let's get goin' Let's get goin'
828 00:33:17,745 00:33:19,247 You got it You got it
829 00:33:19,288 00:33:20,748 Let's get goin' Let's get goin'
830 00:33:22,458 00:33:23,668 You got it You got it
831 00:33:23,710 00:33:27,005 All right, you haven't said a word since brunch. All right, you haven't said a word since brunch.
832 00:33:27,046 00:33:29,340 Well, that is because I'm pretty much speechless. Well, that is because I'm pretty much speechless.
833 00:33:29,382 00:33:30,842 Okay. Okay.
834 00:33:31,551 00:33:32,844 Why? Why?
835 00:33:32,885 00:33:37,515 Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked your teacher in high school? Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked your teacher in high school?
836 00:33:38,516 00:33:39,767 What? No. What? No.
837 00:33:39,809 00:33:42,520 No, so-so you didn't fuck your teacher. No, so-so you didn't fuck your teacher.
838 00:33:44,439 00:33:46,315 -We dated. -Oh. -We dated. -Oh.
839 00:33:46,357 00:33:48,860 It was a serious relationship. It was a serious relationship.
840 00:33:51,070 00:33:52,697 Okay, yeah, we slept together. Okay, yeah, we slept together.
841 00:33:52,739 00:33:54,615 -But it was beautiful. -God, I knew it. -But it was beautiful. -God, I knew it.
842 00:33:54,657 00:33:56,784 You couldn't have given me a heads-up before brunch? You couldn't have given me a heads-up before brunch?
843 00:33:56,826 00:33:58,703 No, because I figured you wouldn't get it. No, because I figured you wouldn't get it.
844 00:33:58,745 00:34:00,872 Nobody gets it. Nobody gets it.
845 00:34:00,913 00:34:02,040 Look, you're already judging me. Look, you're already judging me.
846 00:34:02,081 00:34:04,125 You were a kid. That's some pedophile shit! You were a kid. That's some pedophile shit!
847 00:34:04,167 00:34:08,337 I was mature for my age, and I went after him, so... I was mature for my age, and I went after him, so...
848 00:34:08,713 00:34:11,299 You don't know how it was between us. You don't know how it was between us.
849 00:34:11,340 00:34:13,176 Okay, I wasn't a child. Okay, I wasn't a child.
850 00:34:13,217 00:34:14,844 He saw me for me. He saw me for me.
851 00:34:14,886 00:34:16,971 I saw him for him. I saw him for him.
852 00:34:17,013 00:34:18,931 That's what made it beautiful. That's what made it beautiful.
853 00:34:22,477 00:34:24,604 I gotta go work on my bike. I gotta go work on my bike.
854 00:34:27,774 00:34:29,776 What the hell was that in there? What the hell was that in there?
855 00:34:29,817 00:34:32,195 Oh, just making sure the judges are abidin' by their own rules. Oh, just making sure the judges are abidin' by their own rules.
856 00:34:32,236 00:34:34,322 -Nothing personal. -It sure feels personal. -Nothing personal. -It sure feels personal.
857 00:34:34,363 00:34:36,199 It feels like you're trying to sabotage Franny. It feels like you're trying to sabotage Franny.
858 00:34:36,240 00:34:39,660 When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression. When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.
859 00:34:39,702 00:34:41,537 Privilege? Me? Privilege? Me?
860 00:34:41,579 00:34:43,873 I grew up worse off than you-- with Frank! I grew up worse off than you-- with Frank!
861 00:34:43,915 00:34:46,667 Yeah, who ever heard of a little blonde girl Yeah, who ever heard of a little blonde girl
862 00:34:46,709 00:34:48,961 getting special treatment? getting special treatment?
863 00:34:49,003 00:34:52,090 Scuse me. Amy has to go to the bathroom. Scuse me. Amy has to go to the bathroom.
864 00:34:55,718 00:34:57,678 That bitch. That bitch.
865 00:34:57,720 00:35:00,098 Maybe you should just drop it. Maybe you should just drop it.
866 00:35:01,390 00:35:02,850 Fuck that. Fuck that.
867 00:35:02,892 00:35:05,144 Hey, Franny, I have a great idea. Hey, Franny, I have a great idea.
868 00:35:05,186 00:35:07,021 Do you wanna help Gemma with her makeup? Do you wanna help Gemma with her makeup?
869 00:35:07,063 00:35:10,066 I think that you could make her look really pretty. I think that you could make her look really pretty.
870 00:35:11,150 00:35:12,902 -Wanna do it? -Debbie, don't. -Wanna do it? -Debbie, don't.
871 00:35:12,944 00:35:14,487 V started it. V started it.
872 00:35:23,371 00:35:26,624 Oh, this lady sure does have a massive set of balls. Oh, this lady sure does have a massive set of balls.
873 00:35:33,464 00:35:36,259 dramatic music dramatic music
874 00:35:36,300 00:35:38,970 Well, hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? Well, hey there, Officer. Something I can get you?
875 00:35:39,011 00:35:41,931 What--ow! Are you-- What is wrong with you? What--ow! Are you-- What is wrong with you?
876 00:35:41,973 00:35:45,726 Get off of me! Hell is wrong with you? Get off of me! Hell is wrong with you?
877 00:35:45,768 00:35:47,979 Oh, you crazy! Aah! Oh, you crazy! Aah!
878 00:35:48,020 00:35:49,772 Fucking get off of me! Fucking get off of me!
879 00:35:53,818 00:35:55,987 -What are you do-- -Hey! -What are you do-- -Hey!
880 00:36:07,623 00:36:09,584 No! No!
881 00:36:19,844 00:36:23,014 Last...warning. Last...warning.
882 00:36:23,806 00:36:25,558 Well, fuck you, then, you raggedy old, Well, fuck you, then, you raggedy old,
883 00:36:25,600 00:36:27,101 dusty old, musty old, oink-oink, dusty old, musty old, oink-oink,
884 00:36:27,143 00:36:29,437 Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon bitch! Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon bitch!
885 00:36:29,478 00:36:31,147 Fuck the police! Fuck the police!
886 00:36:32,148 00:36:34,317 What did you just say to me? What did you just say to me?
887 00:36:34,692 00:36:37,320 You really expect me to repeat all that? You really expect me to repeat all that?
888 00:36:39,155 00:36:40,698 -Strip. -Strip.
889 00:36:41,949 00:36:43,409 Bitch, I said strip! Bitch, I said strip!
890 00:36:45,077 00:36:48,164 Lose the dress now. Lose the dress now.
891 00:36:57,924 00:36:59,258 Wig too. Wig too.
892 00:37:00,760 00:37:02,720 -Leesie. -No, she gonna learn. -Leesie. -No, she gonna learn.
893 00:37:02,762 00:37:03,763 Wig! Wig!
894 00:37:09,560 00:37:11,187 Come on, now! Come on, now!
895 00:37:16,734 00:37:18,444 Let's go to the car and get a Red Bull. Let's go to the car and get a Red Bull.
896 00:37:18,486 00:37:21,072 I'm having a 2:30 in the afternoon sorta feeling, I'm having a 2:30 in the afternoon sorta feeling,
897 00:37:21,113 00:37:22,531 know what I'm saying? know what I'm saying?
898 00:37:31,707 00:37:33,584 death metal music death metal music
899 00:37:33,626 00:37:36,128 Enough is enough! Enough is enough!
900 00:37:36,170 00:37:38,756 We won't tolerate hate in this neighborhood. We won't tolerate hate in this neighborhood.
901 00:37:46,681 00:37:48,683 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
902 00:37:48,724 00:37:50,851 -This is stupid. -You say stupid. -This is stupid. -You say stupid.
903 00:37:50,893 00:37:52,353 I say necessary. I say necessary.
904 00:38:00,444 00:38:02,071 Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
905 00:38:02,113 00:38:03,781 How ya doing? How ya doing?
906 00:38:03,823 00:38:05,283 It's Frank. Remember me? I'm-- It's Frank. Remember me? I'm--
907 00:38:05,324 00:38:07,368 I mean, yeah, I live in the hood. I mean, yeah, I live in the hood.
908 00:38:07,410 00:38:09,578 You remember? Yeah, you know me! You remember? Yeah, you know me!
909 00:38:09,620 00:38:11,038 -Yeah! -Yeah!
910 00:38:17,378 00:38:18,337 Hmm? Hmm?
911 00:38:18,379 00:38:20,673 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
912 00:38:20,715 00:38:24,093 That one's gotta hurt, huh? That one's gotta hurt, huh?
913 00:38:24,135 00:38:26,345 I got a whole stack of these. I got a whole stack of these.
914 00:38:26,387 00:38:28,973 I'm thinkin' about burning all of 'em. I'm thinkin' about burning all of 'em.
915 00:38:29,015 00:38:32,184 I think we just spooked him. Come on. I think we just spooked him. Come on.
916 00:38:34,729 00:38:36,689 -Jesus! Okay! Okay! -Jesus! Okay! Okay!
917 00:38:36,731 00:38:39,066 Ooh, ooh, easy, easy, easy, easy. Ooh, ooh, easy, easy, easy, easy.
918 00:38:39,108 00:38:42,111 Holy shit! Even their dog is racist. Holy shit! Even their dog is racist.
919 00:38:42,153 00:38:44,488 How 'bout that? How 'bout that?
920 00:38:44,530 00:38:46,073 I think you gotta go in. I think you gotta go in.
921 00:38:46,115 00:38:47,908 The Milkoviches have probably fantasized The Milkoviches have probably fantasized
922 00:38:47,950 00:38:50,870 about finding some Black kid breaking into their house. about finding some Black kid breaking into their house.
923 00:38:50,911 00:38:52,580 Every cause needs a martyr. Every cause needs a martyr.
924 00:38:52,621 00:38:54,040 No, Frank. No, Frank.
925 00:38:54,081 00:38:57,168 I-I'm the only one who can keep the dog quiet. I-I'm the only one who can keep the dog quiet.
926 00:38:57,209 00:38:59,462 If he keeps barking, we're gonna get caught. If he keeps barking, we're gonna get caught.
927 00:39:00,087 00:39:02,631 I'm counting on you, son. I'm counting on you, son.
928 00:39:02,673 00:39:04,675 We all are. We all are.
929 00:39:09,847 00:39:11,557 Easy. Easy.
930 00:39:16,145 00:39:18,564 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
931 00:39:18,606 00:39:19,732 You gonna chase me, huh? You gonna chase me, huh?
932 00:39:19,774 00:39:21,692 Gonna try to stop me, beat me up? Gonna try to stop me, beat me up?
933 00:39:21,734 00:39:22,943 Why would we do that? Why would we do that?
934 00:39:22,985 00:39:25,988 I'm literally torching your entire belief system. I'm literally torching your entire belief system.
935 00:39:26,030 00:39:27,406 It's incredibly disrespectful. It's incredibly disrespectful.
936 00:39:27,448 00:39:29,200 I don't know. It's just paper, man. I don't know. It's just paper, man.
937 00:39:29,241 00:39:30,993 Yeah, symbols are just symbols. Yeah, symbols are just symbols.
938 00:39:31,035 00:39:33,913 I mean, even that big old flag back there-- I mean, even that big old flag back there--
939 00:39:33,954 00:39:35,790 it's meaningless, really. it's meaningless, really.
940 00:39:35,831 00:39:37,458 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
941 00:39:37,500 00:39:39,919 Real racism-- it's in our hearts, Real racism-- it's in our hearts,
942 00:39:39,960 00:39:42,546 in our minds, in our souls. in our minds, in our souls.
943 00:39:42,588 00:39:43,923 Can't burn that, dude. Can't burn that, dude.
944 00:40:34,765 00:40:36,600 Are you okay? Are you okay?
945 00:40:36,642 00:40:40,020 Are you being held here against your will? Are you being held here against your will?
946 00:40:42,189 00:40:44,900 Have all these people moved into your house Have all these people moved into your house
947 00:40:44,942 00:40:46,610 without your permission? without your permission?
948 00:40:48,112 00:40:49,738 Mrs. McCurdy, Mrs. McCurdy,
949 00:40:49,780 00:40:53,951 is there anything you can tell me about Terry Milkovich? is there anything you can tell me about Terry Milkovich?
950 00:40:57,580 00:41:00,416 Terry Milkovich? Terry Milkovich?
951 00:41:01,000 00:41:03,669 I'll tell you about Terry. I'll tell you about Terry.
952 00:41:03,711 00:41:05,254 He's a beast. He's a beast.
953 00:41:05,296 00:41:08,883 death metal music death metal music
954 00:41:08,924 00:41:09,884 How was I supposed to know How was I supposed to know
955 00:41:09,925 00:41:10,968 they didn't have any money? they didn't have any money?
956 00:41:11,010 00:41:11,927 Well, you should have checked how much Well, you should have checked how much
957 00:41:11,969 00:41:13,095 we'd actually be transporting. we'd actually be transporting.
958 00:41:13,137 00:41:14,346 Well, it wouldn't matter if you hadn't made us buy Well, it wouldn't matter if you hadn't made us buy
959 00:41:14,388 00:41:15,431 this stupid-ass SWAT team shit. this stupid-ass SWAT team shit.
960 00:41:15,473 00:41:16,849 Which wouldn't fucking matter Which wouldn't fucking matter
961 00:41:16,891 00:41:18,100 if you made half as much as you promised. if you made half as much as you promised.
962 00:41:18,142 00:41:20,352 "Oh, could be thousands, maybe millions. "Oh, could be thousands, maybe millions.
963 00:41:20,394 00:41:22,104 Be fucking billionaires by Tuesday." Be fucking billionaires by Tuesday."
964 00:41:22,146 00:41:23,981 You know what? You're fuckin' fired. You know what? You're fuckin' fired.
965 00:41:24,023 00:41:26,233 You can't fire somebody you never employed. You can't fire somebody you never employed.
966 00:41:26,275 00:41:28,444 I was trying to help you out. I was trying to help you out.
967 00:41:35,784 00:41:39,038 angelic music angelic music
968 00:41:39,079 00:41:41,290 Holy shit! Holy shit!
969 00:41:54,303 00:41:56,347 Uh, hey, Tam, where's my soap? Uh, hey, Tam, where's my soap?
970 00:41:56,388 00:41:58,307 You know, the grease pumice stuff. You know, the grease pumice stuff.
971 00:41:58,349 00:42:00,518 -Oh, I put it under the sink. -Why? -Oh, I put it under the sink. -Why?
972 00:42:00,559 00:42:03,646 I want the nice shit out. We're having company. I want the nice shit out. We're having company.
973 00:42:03,687 00:42:05,231 -We are? -Yeah. -We are? -Yeah.
974 00:42:05,272 00:42:07,316 Marcos and his fiancée. Marcos and his fiancée.
975 00:42:07,358 00:42:08,567 Twice in one day? Twice in one day?
976 00:42:08,609 00:42:10,819 I mean, brunch was more than enough, I mean, brunch was more than enough,
977 00:42:10,861 00:42:11,946 don't you think? don't you think?
978 00:42:11,987 00:42:13,697 Well, you're the one who invited him. Well, you're the one who invited him.
979 00:42:13,739 00:42:14,865 The fuck I did. The fuck I did.
980 00:42:14,907 00:42:16,617 You said, "Come by anytime." You said, "Come by anytime."
981 00:42:16,659 00:42:19,578 Well, he's taking you up on your offer. Well, he's taking you up on your offer.
982 00:42:19,620 00:42:20,829 Mm. Mm.
983 00:42:27,419 00:42:29,171 -Hi. -Hi! -Hi. -Hi!
984 00:42:29,213 00:42:30,839 This is Kelly... This is Kelly...
985 00:42:32,049 00:42:33,342 ...my fiancée. ...my fiancée.
986 00:42:33,384 00:42:34,885 Hi. Hi.
987 00:42:57,241 00:42:59,326 You okay, Eilish? You okay, Eilish?
988 00:42:59,368 00:43:00,286 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
989 00:43:00,327 00:43:03,247 All right, well, good shift today, man. All right, well, good shift today, man.
990 00:43:03,289 00:43:05,416 You're really taking to this police shit. You're really taking to this police shit.
991 00:43:05,457 00:43:07,126 You gonna be a decent cop. You gonna be a decent cop.
992 00:43:07,167 00:43:09,003 Just clean out the car, go on home, Just clean out the car, go on home,
993 00:43:09,044 00:43:10,170 get some rest... get some rest...
994 00:43:10,212 00:43:11,797 back at it again tomorrow. back at it again tomorrow.
995 00:43:11,839 00:43:13,424 More heads to bust. More heads to bust.
996 00:43:19,305 00:43:22,266 funky music funky music
997 00:43:27,229 00:43:29,690 Before we make our final decision, Before we make our final decision,
998 00:43:29,732 00:43:31,483 we'd like to ask each of the mothers we'd like to ask each of the mothers
999 00:43:31,525 00:43:33,569 to explain what excites them most to explain what excites them most
1000 00:43:33,611 00:43:36,238 about the Little Miss South Side title. about the Little Miss South Side title.
1001 00:43:36,280 00:43:38,365 We can start with you, Miss Gallagher. We can start with you, Miss Gallagher.
1002 00:43:38,407 00:43:39,992 Well... Well...
1003 00:43:40,034 00:43:41,577 ...I think that Franny is ...I think that Franny is
1004 00:43:41,619 00:43:44,121 most excited about becoming an ambassador most excited about becoming an ambassador
1005 00:43:44,163 00:43:45,414 for our community, for our community,
1006 00:43:45,456 00:43:46,540 showing the rest of the city showing the rest of the city
1007 00:43:46,582 00:43:47,791 what the South Side's all about. what the South Side's all about.
1008 00:43:47,833 00:43:50,294 Whether it's, uh, going to a little league game Whether it's, uh, going to a little league game
1009 00:43:50,336 00:43:53,422 or a parade or the grand opening of a new Arby's, or a parade or the grand opening of a new Arby's,
1010 00:43:53,464 00:43:54,923 there's no place that we won't go. there's no place that we won't go.
1011 00:43:54,965 00:43:57,009 Do you even go to those places? Do you even go to those places?
1012 00:43:57,051 00:43:58,427 Excuse me? Excuse me?
1013 00:43:58,469 00:44:01,347 I'm just saying, given your status, I'm just saying, given your status,
1014 00:44:01,388 00:44:03,265 are you allowed to go to those events? are you allowed to go to those events?
1015 00:44:03,307 00:44:05,351 Are you allowed to be here? Are you allowed to be here?
1016 00:44:05,392 00:44:07,436 Uh... Uh...
1017 00:44:07,478 00:44:09,563 ...I got special permission. ...I got special permission.
1018 00:44:09,605 00:44:11,190 I'm sorry, what status? I'm sorry, what status?
1019 00:44:11,231 00:44:13,359 She's a registered sex offender. She's a registered sex offender.
1020 00:44:13,400 00:44:15,402 Hot lesbian convict? That's her. Hot lesbian convict? That's her.
1021 00:44:15,444 00:44:16,320 You bitch! You bitch!
1022 00:44:16,362 00:44:17,613 Who you callin' a bitch, bitch? Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?
1023 00:44:17,655 00:44:19,365 You, you drug-dealing bitch! You, you drug-dealing bitch!
1024 00:44:19,406 00:44:20,532 She's a drug dealer. She deals drugs. She's a drug dealer. She deals drugs.
1025 00:44:20,574 00:44:23,827 I am a legal cannabis entrepreneur! I am a legal cannabis entrepreneur!
1026 00:44:26,372 00:44:27,665 What, a Black woman can't be... What, a Black woman can't be...
1027 00:44:27,706 00:44:29,333 Technically, I am a registered sex offender... Technically, I am a registered sex offender...
1028 00:44:29,375 00:44:31,418 And look what she did to my daughter's face. And look what she did to my daughter's face.
1029 00:44:31,460 00:44:32,753 I would never touch a child! I would never touch a child!
1030 00:44:32,795 00:44:35,005 A broke-down little 1980s pageant little girl! A broke-down little 1980s pageant little girl!
1031 00:44:35,047 00:44:36,674 rock music rock music
1032 00:44:36,715 00:44:38,592 Okay, I guess this is enough Okay, I guess this is enough
1033 00:44:38,634 00:44:41,011 to keep them back on our delivery schedule. to keep them back on our delivery schedule.
1034 00:44:41,053 00:44:43,472 -Barely. -All right, thanks. -Barely. -All right, thanks.
1035 00:44:43,514 00:44:45,057 I'll let 'em know. I'll let 'em know.
1036 00:44:45,099 00:44:46,392 You guys new? You guys new?
1037 00:44:46,433 00:44:48,560 Haven't seen you around before. Haven't seen you around before.
1038 00:44:48,602 00:44:50,312 What are you guys... What are you guys...
1039 00:44:50,354 00:44:52,564 ex-military, Rangers, ex-military, Rangers,
1040 00:44:52,606 00:44:54,483 SEALs, Delta Force? SEALs, Delta Force?
1041 00:44:54,525 00:44:57,361 Uh, y-yeah, yeah. All that shit. Uh, y-yeah, yeah. All that shit.
1042 00:44:57,403 00:45:00,447 I, uh...I-I just got back from, uh, I, uh...I-I just got back from, uh,
1043 00:45:00,489 00:45:02,408 mowin' down terrorists overseas, you know? mowin' down terrorists overseas, you know?
1044 00:45:02,449 00:45:05,411 Took out a whole... Took out a whole...
1045 00:45:05,452 00:45:06,328 village. village.
1046 00:45:06,370 00:45:07,287 Fuck those guys. Fuck those guys.
1047 00:45:07,329 00:45:08,789 - Right on. -Yeah. - Right on. -Yeah.
1048 00:45:08,831 00:45:12,084 I could need another pro security firm on our roster. I could need another pro security firm on our roster.
1049 00:45:12,126 00:45:14,294 Business...is booming. Business...is booming.
1050 00:45:14,336 00:45:16,422 We can't keep up with all the pickups and deliveries. We can't keep up with all the pickups and deliveries.
1051 00:45:16,463 00:45:19,258 Oh, I am your man, you know? Very professional. Oh, I am your man, you know? Very professional.
1052 00:45:19,299 00:45:20,300 Extra professional. Extra professional.
1053 00:45:20,342 00:45:22,344 Uh, how much are we gonna get paid? Uh, how much are we gonna get paid?
1054 00:45:22,386 00:45:23,470 It's gotta be worth our time. It's gotta be worth our time.
1055 00:45:23,512 00:45:26,223 Going rate is a grand a day. Going rate is a grand a day.
1056 00:45:28,308 00:45:30,310 That's a little lower than what I'm used to, That's a little lower than what I'm used to,
1057 00:45:30,352 00:45:32,354 but, uh... but, uh...
1058 00:45:32,396 00:45:34,565 we'll make it work, ya know? we'll make it work, ya know?
1059 00:45:35,274 00:45:37,401 Uh, so, yeah, we still got a lot of work Uh, so, yeah, we still got a lot of work
1060 00:45:37,443 00:45:38,652 we wanna do in here. we wanna do in here.
1061 00:45:38,694 00:45:42,156 Um...maybe some under-cabinet LEDs. Um...maybe some under-cabinet LEDs.
1062 00:45:42,197 00:45:44,616 Uh, exhaust hood here, obviously. Uh, exhaust hood here, obviously.
1063 00:45:44,658 00:45:47,286 Yeah, yeah, no, I like how you smoothed the grout... Yeah, yeah, no, I like how you smoothed the grout...
1064 00:45:47,327 00:45:49,413 where you really should have used some quarter round. where you really should have used some quarter round.
1065 00:45:49,455 00:45:51,415 They didn't have any quarter round available? They didn't have any quarter round available?
1066 00:45:51,457 00:45:53,417 -Well, shit's expensive, so... - Yeah. -Well, shit's expensive, so... - Yeah.
1067 00:45:53,459 00:45:55,252 But it's worth it. But it's worth it.
1068 00:45:56,336 00:45:57,880 When I was young like you, When I was young like you,
1069 00:45:57,921 00:46:00,424 -I went for efficiency. - Uh-huh. -I went for efficiency. - Uh-huh.
1070 00:46:00,466 00:46:03,719 But eventually, I learned the value of quality. But eventually, I learned the value of quality.
1071 00:46:04,803 00:46:06,305 No rush. No rush.
1072 00:46:06,346 00:46:08,682 That's the advantage of experience. That's the advantage of experience.
1073 00:46:08,724 00:46:11,393 You just take it nice and slow You just take it nice and slow
1074 00:46:11,435 00:46:13,103 and get it all the way right. and get it all the way right.
1075 00:46:18,066 00:46:19,359 Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure
1076 00:46:19,401 00:46:21,195 we'd get the chance to meet you. we'd get the chance to meet you.
1077 00:46:21,236 00:46:23,363 Um, how did that job interview go? Um, how did that job interview go?
1078 00:46:23,405 00:46:25,032 Job interview? Job interview?
1079 00:46:25,073 00:46:27,618 Yeah, that's where Marcos said you were today, right? Yeah, that's where Marcos said you were today, right?
1080 00:46:27,659 00:46:29,661 Admissions interview for school. Admissions interview for school.
1081 00:46:29,703 00:46:31,872 Oh! Uh, what-what schools you lookin' at, Oh! Uh, what-what schools you lookin' at,
1082 00:46:31,914 00:46:34,291 Northwestern, Columbia, Loyola? Northwestern, Columbia, Loyola?
1083 00:46:34,333 00:46:37,336 Uh, Greenfield Prep. High school. Uh, Greenfield Prep. High school.
1084 00:46:37,377 00:46:39,213 I'm one semester short of graduating. I'm one semester short of graduating.
1085 00:46:39,254 00:46:41,340 Uh, wait. So you were his student? Uh, wait. So you were his student?
1086 00:46:41,381 00:46:44,134 Uh...technically, I guess. Uh...technically, I guess.
1087 00:46:44,176 00:46:47,262 But...he saw me for me. But...he saw me for me.
1088 00:46:47,304 00:46:49,223 And I saw him for him, and... And I saw him for him, and...
1089 00:46:50,307 00:46:52,142 ...that's what makes us so special. ...that's what makes us so special.
1090 00:46:52,184 00:46:53,310 Right. Right.
1091 00:46:58,398 00:46:59,525 Okay. Okay.
1092 00:46:59,566 00:47:01,401 After careful deliberation, After careful deliberation,
1093 00:47:01,443 00:47:03,195 we'd like to announce the winner. we'd like to announce the winner.
1094 00:47:03,237 00:47:04,112 Wait. Wait.
1095 00:47:04,154 00:47:05,239 Before you announce the winner, Before you announce the winner,
1096 00:47:05,280 00:47:06,573 I never got a chance to say I never got a chance to say
1097 00:47:06,615 00:47:10,118 why my family is excited about this title. why my family is excited about this title.
1098 00:47:12,621 00:47:15,582 I grew up on the South Side. I grew up on the South Side.
1099 00:47:15,624 00:47:17,793 And I know what it would mean And I know what it would mean
1100 00:47:17,835 00:47:20,379 to the little Black girls who live here to the little Black girls who live here
1101 00:47:20,420 00:47:22,631 to see someone who looks like them to see someone who looks like them
1102 00:47:22,673 00:47:24,675 wearing that tiara and sash. wearing that tiara and sash.
1103 00:47:24,716 00:47:28,011 I know what it will mean to them to have someone I know what it will mean to them to have someone
1104 00:47:28,053 00:47:30,722 who looks like my Gemma. who looks like my Gemma.
1105 00:47:30,764 00:47:32,683 The South Side doesn't really feel like The South Side doesn't really feel like
1106 00:47:32,724 00:47:34,351 the South Side anymore, the South Side anymore,
1107 00:47:34,393 00:47:37,563 at least not in the way that I remember it. at least not in the way that I remember it.
1108 00:47:37,604 00:47:40,357 But that doesn't mean we should stop trying But that doesn't mean we should stop trying
1109 00:47:40,399 00:47:44,236 to preserve what makes our community special. to preserve what makes our community special.
1110 00:47:44,278 00:47:45,904 And it's not just about race. And it's not just about race.
1111 00:47:45,946 00:47:49,283 It's about pride. It's about perseverance. It's about pride. It's about perseverance.
1112 00:47:49,324 00:47:50,909 It's about working together It's about working together
1113 00:47:50,951 00:47:53,370 to strive for the American dream, to strive for the American dream,
1114 00:47:53,412 00:47:57,165 even though it feels a million miles away. even though it feels a million miles away.
1115 00:47:58,834 00:48:01,420 I guess all I'm sayin' is, I guess all I'm sayin' is,
1116 00:48:01,461 00:48:02,921 Little Miss South Side Little Miss South Side
1117 00:48:02,963 00:48:05,591 should represent the South Side, should represent the South Side,
1118 00:48:05,632 00:48:07,968 not just in the way she looks not just in the way she looks
1119 00:48:08,010 00:48:10,679 but also in the way she can inspire. but also in the way she can inspire.
1120 00:48:10,721 00:48:12,639 She should show little girls She should show little girls
1121 00:48:12,681 00:48:15,267 that you can still aim to be something that you can still aim to be something
1122 00:48:15,309 00:48:16,894 and maybe those dreams... and maybe those dreams...
1123 00:48:16,935 00:48:19,688 are just a little closer than you think they are. are just a little closer than you think they are.
1124 00:48:19,730 00:48:22,733 stirring music stirring music
1125 00:48:30,365 00:48:33,035 If there are no more speeches. If there are no more speeches.
1126 00:48:34,703 00:48:37,789 ...your new Little Miss South Side... ...your new Little Miss South Side...
1127 00:48:37,831 00:48:39,124 from Aleppo, Syria, from Aleppo, Syria,
1128 00:48:39,166 00:48:42,169 visiting Chicago for her spina bifida treatment, visiting Chicago for her spina bifida treatment,
1129 00:48:42,210 00:48:45,672 Amena Farah Uri Abbasi. Amena Farah Uri Abbasi.
1130 00:48:55,307 00:48:58,143 Terry Milkovich? Terry Milkovich?
1131 00:48:58,769 00:49:01,063 I'll tell you about Terry. I'll tell you about Terry.
1132 00:49:01,104 00:49:02,648 He's a beast. He's a beast.
1133 00:49:02,689 00:49:06,234 A beast in the sack. A beast in the sack.
1134 00:49:06,276 00:49:09,196 And I thank God every day And I thank God every day
1135 00:49:09,237 00:49:11,156 that he came into my life. that he came into my life.
1136 00:49:11,198 00:49:14,326 And then I ask God to avert his eyes, And then I ask God to avert his eyes,
1137 00:49:14,368 00:49:16,703 because what we do... because what we do...
1138 00:49:16,745 00:49:18,205 it's a sin. it's a sin.
1139 00:49:18,246 00:49:21,667 Have you ever heard of something called Have you ever heard of something called
1140 00:49:21,708 00:49:24,586 fisting, young man? fisting, young man?
1141 00:49:24,628 00:49:27,339 That's where Terry makes a fist That's where Terry makes a fist
1142 00:49:27,381 00:49:28,674 and shoves it up my-- and shoves it up my--
1143 00:49:28,715 00:49:30,467 All right, all right, enough. All right, all right, enough.
1144 00:49:31,468 00:49:32,761 We pissed off the Milkoviches, We pissed off the Milkoviches,
1145 00:49:32,803 00:49:34,554 and we managed to make things worse. and we managed to make things worse.
1146 00:49:34,596 00:49:38,600 Well, chin up, lad. We'll be at it again tomorrow. Well, chin up, lad. We'll be at it again tomorrow.
1147 00:49:38,642 00:49:42,145 What time should I come by so we can get started, 11? What time should I come by so we can get started, 11?
1148 00:49:48,485 00:49:51,196 And they're still comin'. And they're still comin'.
1149 00:49:51,238 00:49:54,783 How many more of these fuckers can they cram into that dump? How many more of these fuckers can they cram into that dump?
1150 00:50:10,716 00:50:13,218 Hey, neighbors! Ah. Hey, neighbors! Ah.
1151 00:50:13,260 00:50:14,511 I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
1152 00:50:14,553 00:50:17,389 our takin' over the empty lot next door to ya. our takin' over the empty lot next door to ya.
1153 00:50:17,431 00:50:19,641 House was gettin' crowded. House was gettin' crowded.
1154 00:50:19,683 00:50:21,393 But this works, right? But this works, right?
1155 00:50:22,936 00:50:26,773 Jesus, now we're surrounded by Milkoviches. Jesus, now we're surrounded by Milkoviches.
1156 00:50:39,036 00:50:41,830 Can you believe that little Syrian heifer stole our crown? Can you believe that little Syrian heifer stole our crown?
1157 00:50:41,872 00:50:43,415 Ugh. I know. Ugh. I know.
1158 00:50:43,457 00:50:44,958 I mean, we're from the South Side. I mean, we're from the South Side.
1159 00:50:45,000 00:50:47,335 What the hell has she been through? What the hell has she been through?
1160 00:50:48,378 00:50:49,921 I'm sorry, Debs. I'm sorry, Debs.
1161 00:50:50,464 00:50:51,590 Me too. Me too.
1162 00:50:51,631 00:50:54,176 -We cool? -Yeah. -We cool? -Yeah.
1163 00:50:54,217 00:50:56,595 Well, if you two are done kissing and making up, Well, if you two are done kissing and making up,
1164 00:50:56,636 00:50:58,513 -I sort of wanna... -Yeah, let's get out of here. -I sort of wanna... -Yeah, let's get out of here.
1165 00:50:58,555 00:50:59,473 ...get the fuck out. ...get the fuck out.
1166 00:50:59,514 00:51:01,558 -See ya, V. - Bye, girl. -See ya, V. - Bye, girl.
1167 00:51:02,476 00:51:04,102 Oh, I almost forgot. Oh, I almost forgot.
1168 00:51:04,936 00:51:06,521 Miss Fisher. Miss Fisher.
1169 00:51:06,563 00:51:08,690 Alderman Jenkins. Alderman Jenkins.
1170 00:51:08,732 00:51:10,150 I really enjoyed your speech. I really enjoyed your speech.
1171 00:51:10,192 00:51:13,487 Not enough to vote for my Gemma. Not enough to vote for my Gemma.
1172 00:51:13,528 00:51:15,322 Look, between you, me, and the lamppost, Look, between you, me, and the lamppost,
1173 00:51:15,363 00:51:17,407 this event is put on by the Chamber of Commerce. this event is put on by the Chamber of Commerce.
1174 00:51:17,449 00:51:19,034 Their goal is to generate commerce. Their goal is to generate commerce.
1175 00:51:19,076 00:51:22,412 They see all these gentrifiers as a way of making more money. They see all these gentrifiers as a way of making more money.
1176 00:51:22,454 00:51:24,039 And that Syrian girl's sob story And that Syrian girl's sob story
1177 00:51:24,081 00:51:26,917 appeals to millennials and bleeding hearts. appeals to millennials and bleeding hearts.
1178 00:51:29,211 00:51:31,004 The Chamber is a major contributor The Chamber is a major contributor
1179 00:51:31,046 00:51:32,923 to my reelection campaign. to my reelection campaign.
1180 00:51:32,964 00:51:35,217 Can't bite the hand that feeds me, but... Can't bite the hand that feeds me, but...
1181 00:51:35,258 00:51:36,093 I could use you. I could use you.
1182 00:51:36,134 00:51:38,929 Democratic Party of Chicago could use you. Democratic Party of Chicago could use you.
1183 00:51:38,970 00:51:39,971 Someone with your passion, Someone with your passion,
1184 00:51:40,013 00:51:42,557 with your gift for persuasive speech... with your gift for persuasive speech...
1185 00:51:42,599 00:51:44,101 you've got talent. you've got talent.
1186 00:51:44,142 00:51:46,019 -Thank you. -Thank you.
1187 00:51:46,061 00:51:47,896 I'd love to pick your brain sometime, I'd love to pick your brain sometime,
1188 00:51:47,938 00:51:49,147 get your opinion on local issues, get your opinion on local issues,
1189 00:51:49,189 00:51:50,649 see where there might be an opportunity see where there might be an opportunity
1190 00:51:50,690 00:51:52,442 to get you involved. to get you involved.
1191 00:51:54,778 00:51:56,488 Okay, drive safe. Thanks again. Okay, drive safe. Thanks again.
1192 00:51:56,530 00:51:57,739 Yeah, appreciate you guys coming by. Yeah, appreciate you guys coming by.
1193 00:51:57,781 00:51:58,907 Again soon, okay? Again soon, okay?
1194 00:51:58,949 00:52:00,659 Maybe we can get together-- Maybe we can get together--
1195 00:52:01,827 00:52:05,038 What...the...fuck? What...the...fuck?
1196 00:52:05,080 00:52:07,124 I-I mean, what's the matter with him? I-I mean, what's the matter with him?
1197 00:52:07,165 00:52:09,918 -She's, like, ten! -Seventeen, she said. -She's, like, ten! -Seventeen, she said.
1198 00:52:09,960 00:52:11,837 Eighteen soon. Eighteen soon.
1199 00:52:11,878 00:52:13,088 Age ain't nothin' but a number, right? Age ain't nothin' but a number, right?
1200 00:52:13,130 00:52:15,048 It's gotta be, what-- it's, what... It's gotta be, what-- it's, what...
1201 00:52:15,090 00:52:17,634 daddy issues? daddy issues?
1202 00:52:19,803 00:52:21,555 I mean, I didn't have daddy issues. I mean, I didn't have daddy issues.
1203 00:52:21,596 00:52:23,682 I don't have daddy issues. I don't have daddy issues.
1204 00:52:24,724 00:52:28,103 I mean, I love my dad, yeah, I mean, I love my dad, yeah,
1205 00:52:28,145 00:52:31,189 but in a completely normal, healthy way. but in a completely normal, healthy way.
1206 00:52:31,731 00:52:33,191 Right. Right.
1207 00:52:35,777 00:52:37,654 You think I have daddy issues. You think I have daddy issues.
1208 00:52:38,780 00:52:40,490 -Uh... -You know what? -Uh... -You know what?
1209 00:52:40,532 00:52:41,867 Fuck off! I do not! Fuck off! I do not!
1210 00:52:41,908 00:52:44,077 Come on, you've been around my family. Come on, you've been around my family.
1211 00:52:44,119 00:52:47,497 Yeah, we have our quirks, but we're pretty normal. Yeah, we have our quirks, but we're pretty normal.
1212 00:52:47,539 00:52:48,915 And sure, And sure,
1213 00:52:48,957 00:52:50,584 I guess, you know, when my mom died, I guess, you know, when my mom died,
1214 00:52:50,625 00:52:52,002 we all got thrown for a loop. we all got thrown for a loop.
1215 00:52:52,043 00:52:53,420 But that's normal. But that's normal.
1216 00:52:53,461 00:52:55,088 And Cami, she took the reins And Cami, she took the reins
1217 00:52:55,130 00:52:56,715 and she went from being my big sister and she went from being my big sister
1218 00:52:56,756 00:52:59,843 to de facto mom, and my dad, he stepped up to de facto mom, and my dad, he stepped up
1219 00:52:59,885 00:53:01,428 and he put all of his attention on Cory and he put all of his attention on Cory
1220 00:53:01,469 00:53:03,305 'cause she was the baby and she needed her dad. 'cause she was the baby and she needed her dad.
1221 00:53:03,346 00:53:05,891 And that--you know, that left me... And that--you know, that left me...
1222 00:53:09,436 00:53:11,229 ...in the middle... ...in the middle...
1223 00:53:12,856 00:53:14,399 ...alone... ...alone...
1224 00:53:16,151 00:53:18,570 ...desperate for attention. ...desperate for attention.
1225 00:53:21,031 00:53:22,741 And that's... And that's...
1226 00:53:22,782 00:53:24,618 right when I started dating Marcos. right when I started dating Marcos.
1227 00:53:24,659 00:53:26,411 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1228 00:53:30,081 00:53:32,250 I have daddy issues. I have daddy issues.
1229 00:53:38,006 00:53:41,801 I thought I was... so smart I thought I was... so smart
1230 00:53:41,843 00:53:43,678 and mature. and mature.
1231 00:53:44,137 00:53:47,682 But really, I was needy and daddy-starved But really, I was needy and daddy-starved
1232 00:53:47,724 00:53:49,351 and dumb. and dumb.
1233 00:53:49,392 00:53:50,977 I mean, I got played by a pedophile. I mean, I got played by a pedophile.
1234 00:53:51,019 00:53:53,688 God, I am a fucking cliché. God, I am a fucking cliché.
1235 00:53:53,730 00:53:55,482 Ah. Ah.
1236 00:53:56,983 00:53:58,610 soft music soft music
1237 00:53:58,652 00:54:00,779 Hmm. Hmm.
1238 00:54:00,820 00:54:03,657 -You're not dumb. -Mm. -You're not dumb. -Mm.
1239 00:54:03,698 00:54:04,908 All right? All right?
1240 00:54:04,950 00:54:07,661 You were immature and vulnerable, You were immature and vulnerable,
1241 00:54:07,702 00:54:09,579 and he took advantage of you. and he took advantage of you.
1242 00:54:10,455 00:54:11,957 Now you're smarter. Now you're smarter.
1243 00:54:11,998 00:54:15,168 You make great decisions, You make great decisions,
1244 00:54:15,210 00:54:16,962 like choosing an age-appropriate, like choosing an age-appropriate,
1245 00:54:17,003 00:54:18,713 handsome stud like me. handsome stud like me.
1246 00:54:39,609 00:54:41,611 I don't want no smoke. I don't want no smoke.
1247 00:54:41,653 00:54:43,321 Po-po, go away. Po-po, go away.
1248 00:54:43,363 00:54:44,239 Go away! Go away!
1249 00:54:44,281 00:54:45,865 Look, you can just leave me the hell alone, Look, you can just leave me the hell alone,
1250 00:54:45,907 00:54:47,867 because I ain't sellin' shit. because I ain't sellin' shit.
1251 00:54:48,326 00:54:51,579 Somme's "Goin' On" playing Somme's "Goin' On" playing
1252 00:55:00,213 00:55:01,589 A little older, I don't mind it A little older, I don't mind it
1253 00:55:01,631 00:55:03,300 'Cause she's got her shit together 'Cause she's got her shit together
1254 00:55:03,341 00:55:05,885 Like nobody else I know Like nobody else I know
1255 00:55:05,927 00:55:07,220 She's pretty much a batter She's pretty much a batter
1256 00:55:07,262 00:55:08,638 But she'll never let you call her that But she'll never let you call her that
1257 00:55:08,680 00:55:11,766 She's humble so I run from her, uh-huh She's humble so I run from her, uh-huh
1258 00:55:11,808 00:55:14,227 Steady on the daily, no, she's never acting shady... Steady on the daily, no, she's never acting shady...
1259 00:55:14,269 00:55:15,770 You wanna keep selling, You wanna keep selling,
1260 00:55:15,812 00:55:17,188 gotta move east a little bit, gotta move east a little bit,
1261 00:55:17,230 00:55:19,024 over by the Five-Star Check Cashing. over by the Five-Star Check Cashing.
1262 00:55:19,065 00:55:20,608 We don't roll through there much. We don't roll through there much.
1263 00:55:20,650 00:55:23,737 All that I need All that I need
1264 00:55:23,778 00:55:25,739 Thank you... Thank you...
1265 00:55:25,780 00:55:27,032 Officer Gallagher. Officer Gallagher.
1266 00:55:27,073 00:55:29,200 And everyone agrees And everyone agrees
1267 00:55:29,242 00:55:32,120 She's got it goin' on She's got it goin' on
1268 00:55:32,162 00:55:35,206 She's got it goin' o-on She's got it goin' o-on
1269 00:55:35,248 00:55:37,876 She can do no wrong She can do no wrong
1270 00:55:37,917 00:55:40,003 'Cause she's got it goin' on 'Cause she's got it goin' on
1271 00:55:47,886 00:55:50,555 [REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" [REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling"
1272 00:55:50,597 00:55:53,058 playing over stereo] playing over stereo]
1273 00:55:55,185 00:55:57,312 How you like it, huh? Come on! Come on! How you like it, huh? Come on! Come on!
1274 00:55:57,354 00:55:59,773 Come on! Take your teeth out! Come on! Take your teeth out!
1275 00:56:02,067 00:56:03,651 Yeah! Yeah!
1276 00:56:05,236 00:56:06,529 Come on! Come on!
1277 00:56:06,571 00:56:09,074 Come on! Come on! You like that? Come on! Come on! You like that?
1278 00:56:09,115 00:56:12,243 Terry, Terry, you're a beast! Terry, Terry, you're a beast!
1279 00:56:12,285 00:56:14,704 Come crashing through your door Come crashing through your door
1280 00:56:14,746 00:56:15,622 Oh, God! Oh, God!
1281 00:56:15,663 00:56:18,541 Baby, I can't fight this feeling Baby, I can't fight this feeling
1282 00:56:18,583 00:56:22,045 Anymore Anymore
1283 00:56:25,965 00:56:29,886 Hoo-ooh Hoo-ooh
1284 00:56:29,928 00:56:34,224 Ooh-ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo Ooh-ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo