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1	00:01:55,700	00:01:56,710	Ma.	Ma.
2	00:01:57,100	00:01:59,240	It's usually the first word we speak.	It's usually the first word we speak.
3	00:02:00,380	00:02:03,070	A word that's impossible to define...	A word that's impossible to define...
4	00:02:03,850	00:02:06,630	Because no other words can do it justice.	Because no other words can do it justice.
5	00:02:08,370	00:02:12,820	Mothers are considered greater than God.	Mothers are considered greater than God.
6	00:02:13,980	00:02:16,470	They're synonymous with sacrifice.	They're synonymous with sacrifice.
7	00:02:17,710	00:02:20,600	But my mother isn't like that.	But my mother isn't like that.
8	00:02:22,090	00:02:27,150	Today, I'm doing what perhaps no daughter has done before.	Today, I'm doing what perhaps no daughter has done before.
9	00:02:28,130	00:02:31,500	I'm filing a criminal case against my mother.	I'm filing a criminal case against my mother.
10	00:02:33,620	00:02:34,770	There she is.	There she is.
11	00:02:35,520	00:02:36,960	Ms. Anupama Banerji...	Ms. Anupama Banerji...
12	00:02:37,220	00:02:38,740	Ms. Shakuntala Devi's daughter.	Ms. Shakuntala Devi's daughter.
13	00:02:39,230	00:02:40,920	This is Mr Graham, the mediator.	This is Mr Graham, the mediator.
14	00:02:41,000	00:02:42,190	- Hello. - Hello.	- Hello. - Hello.
15	00:02:42,480	00:02:43,180	You okay?	You okay?
16	00:02:43,810	00:02:47,600	So, Ms. Banerji, you have accused Ms. Shakuntala Devi	So, Ms. Banerji, you have accused Ms. Shakuntala Devi
17	00:02:47,680	00:02:50,920	of illegally trying to destroy your financial standing.	of illegally trying to destroy your financial standing.
18	00:02:51,340	00:02:55,480	She is your mother, and a world-famous mathematician.	She is your mother, and a world-famous mathematician.
19	00:02:55,880	00:02:58,250	Are world-famous mathematicians above the law?	Are world-famous mathematicians above the law?
20	00:02:59,080	00:03:01,370	This could lead to a jail sentence for her.	This could lead to a jail sentence for her.
21	00:03:01,970	00:03:04,350	Are you absolutely certain you want to do this?	Are you absolutely certain you want to do this?
22	00:03:06,620	00:03:07,360	Yes.	Yes.
23	00:03:09,190	00:03:10,000	Yes, I am.	Yes, I am.
24	00:03:11,560	00:03:15,730	My mother tore me away from every person I ever loved.	My mother tore me away from every person I ever loved.
25	00:03:16,370	00:03:17,410	But not anymore.	But not anymore.
26	00:03:18,100	00:03:20,320	Even if it means going to war...	Even if it means going to war...
27	00:03:20,610	00:03:22,950	Against the 'great' Shakuntala Devi.	Against the 'great' Shakuntala Devi.
28	00:03:50,470	00:03:53,680	16777216...	16777216...
29	00:03:53,870	00:03:56,100	So the first set is 216...	So the first set is 216...
30	00:03:56,180	00:03:57,350	Then 716.	Then 716.
31	00:03:59,710	00:04:00,830	2 x 2 = 4	2 x 2 = 4
32	00:04:00,910	00:04:02,370	4 x 2 = 8	4 x 2 = 8
33	00:04:04,430	00:04:05,410	256?	256?
34	00:04:07,480	00:04:09,090	- What did you say? - Your cube root.	- What did you say? - Your cube root.
35	00:04:10,220	00:04:11,000	This?	This?
36	00:04:11,960	00:04:13,830	This is an eight digit number.	This is an eight digit number.
37	00:04:14,130	00:04:15,700	And you're five years old!	And you're five years old!
38	00:04:34,560	00:04:35,760	Shakuntala!	Shakuntala!
39	00:04:37,080	00:04:38,170	How did you do it?	How did you do it?
40	00:04:38,780	00:04:40,470	It just comes to me naturally!	It just comes to me naturally!
41	00:04:40,550	00:04:41,390	Liar!	Liar!
42	00:04:41,570	00:04:42,700	I'm not a liar!	I'm not a liar!
43	00:04:44,260	00:04:45,650	Then explain how you did it!	Then explain how you did it!
44	00:04:45,730	00:04:48,440	I can't explain it. I can only show you.	I can't explain it. I can only show you.
45	00:04:48,960	00:04:51,130	Can you only do cube roots, or is there more up your sleeve?	Can you only do cube roots, or is there more up your sleeve?
46	00:04:51,210	00:04:53,060	Give me sweets and I'll tell you!	Give me sweets and I'll tell you!
47	00:04:53,140	00:04:55,170	Forget sweets. I'll give you money.	Forget sweets. I'll give you money.
48	00:04:55,320	00:04:56,940	You can buy anything with it.	You can buy anything with it.
49	00:04:57,120	00:04:57,940	Anything?	Anything?
50	00:04:58,110	00:04:58,840	Yes!	Yes!
51	00:05:12,550	00:05:13,630	Solve this.	Solve this.
52	00:05:28,660	00:05:33,180	Uncle! Aunty!	Uncle! Aunty!
53	00:05:33,530	00:05:35,300	Look what Shakuntala did!	Look what Shakuntala did!
54	00:05:35,460	00:05:37,580	Oh Lord. What did she do now?	Oh Lord. What did she do now?
55	00:05:37,660	00:05:38,830	I was studying.	I was studying.
56	00:05:38,910	00:05:41,620	I was calculating the cube root of an 8 digit number...	I was calculating the cube root of an 8 digit number...
57	00:05:41,700	00:05:43,820	And she gave the answer in a flash!	And she gave the answer in a flash!
58	00:05:43,950	00:05:45,580	It must have been a fluke...	It must have been a fluke...
59	00:05:45,660	00:05:47,890	No, really! See for yourself.	No, really! See for yourself.
60	00:05:54,630	00:05:55,560	Solve this.	Solve this.
61	00:05:55,900	00:05:58,020	I won't do it for free! Pay up.	I won't do it for free! Pay up.
62	00:05:59,790	00:06:01,520	Okay, take this.	Okay, take this.
63	00:06:02,730	00:06:04,030	And for the other one?	And for the other one?
64	00:06:04,690	00:06:06,880	She's more mercenary than the British empire!	She's more mercenary than the British empire!
65	00:06:07,800	00:06:09,540	Here. Solve it now.	Here. Solve it now.
66	00:06:18,220	00:06:22,000	512, which is also the cube of 8.	512, which is also the cube of 8.
67	00:06:24,940	00:06:28,300	Now can I go buy my sweets?	Now can I go buy my sweets?
68	00:06:30,400	00:06:32,510	Uncle, she's no ordinary girl.	Uncle, she's no ordinary girl.
69	00:06:32,590	00:06:34,090	She's a genius!	She's a genius!
70	00:06:34,500	00:06:35,600	Genie what?	Genie what?
71	00:06:35,680	00:06:36,970	Ge-ni-us.	Ge-ni-us.
72	00:06:37,130	00:06:41,690	A brilliant mind that's one in a million.	A brilliant mind that's one in a million.
73	00:06:44,890	00:06:46,920	Shakuntala, you're late for school!	Shakuntala, you're late for school!
74	00:06:47,000	00:06:49,180	Shakuntala, you're late for school!	Shakuntala, you're late for school!
75	00:06:49,260	00:06:51,190	Shaku, you're late for school!	Shaku, you're late for school!
76	00:07:01,120	00:07:02,150	There she comes.	There she comes.
77	00:07:03,750	00:07:08,600	This tiny girl - she's your mathematical genius?	This tiny girl - she's your mathematical genius?
78	00:07:16,710	00:07:20,180	So who's going to give me math problems to solve?	So who's going to give me math problems to solve?
79	00:07:25,510	00:07:27,120	Teachers can ask too.	Teachers can ask too.
80	00:07:27,960	00:07:29,620	Just a request.	Just a request.
81	00:07:30,340	00:07:33,190	Ask difficult questions...	Ask difficult questions...
82	00:07:33,270	00:07:35,480	Or she'll get bored.	Or she'll get bored.
83	00:07:47,720	00:07:48,870	So, Math genius...	So, Math genius...
84	00:07:49,360	00:07:51,650	I hope this question won't bore you?	I hope this question won't bore you?
85	00:07:57,380	00:07:58,610	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
86	00:07:59,150	00:08:00,470	They come in my way.	They come in my way.
87	00:08:28,130	00:08:29,650	- Is that okay? - Yes.	- Is that okay? - Yes.
88	00:08:33,180	00:08:33,990	Come on.	Come on.
89	00:08:36,060	00:08:37,010	Shakuntala!	Shakuntala!
90	00:08:40,790	00:08:42,670	Father, I want to go to school too.	Father, I want to go to school too.
91	00:08:43,070	00:08:45,430	We are going, right?	We are going, right?
92	00:08:45,510	00:08:47,600	3 pm, Naivediyam Public School.	3 pm, Naivediyam Public School.
93	00:08:47,680	00:08:49,630	Father, not for Maths shows.	Father, not for Maths shows.
94	00:08:49,710	00:08:51,510	To study like other kids.	To study like other kids.
95	00:08:51,590	00:08:53,630	What can a school teach you?	What can a school teach you?
96	00:08:53,710	00:08:55,720	You'll end up teaching them.	You'll end up teaching them.
97	00:08:57,570	00:08:58,430	Come, let's go.	Come, let's go.
98	00:09:05,240	00:09:07,540	Shakuntala, you need to practice. Get inside.	Shakuntala, you need to practice. Get inside.
99	00:09:07,620	00:09:09,450	I want to play with Sharda.	I want to play with Sharda.
100	00:09:09,840	00:09:11,890	You're booked for ten shows next week.	You're booked for ten shows next week.
101	00:09:19,000	00:09:21,380	Why must you make your father angry?	Why must you make your father angry?
102	00:09:21,460	00:09:23,780	Unlike you, I'm not scared of him!	Unlike you, I'm not scared of him!
103	00:09:24,980	00:09:26,700	Is that how you talk about your father?	Is that how you talk about your father?
104	00:09:26,780	00:09:29,370	He isn't my father. I'm his father!	He isn't my father. I'm his father!
105	00:09:30,240	00:09:31,640	What are you saying?	What are you saying?
106	00:09:31,720	00:09:33,660	What do fathers in other homes do?	What do fathers in other homes do?
107	00:09:33,740	00:09:36,920	They work, earn money and run the household.	They work, earn money and run the household.
108	00:09:37,000	00:09:38,720	So who's the father in this house then?	So who's the father in this house then?
109	00:09:38,800	00:09:39,910	Shakuntala!	Shakuntala!
110	00:09:40,170	00:09:41,550	Yes, I'll get her.	Yes, I'll get her.
111	00:09:42,150	00:09:42,960	Come along.	Come along.
112	00:09:43,770	00:09:44,660	I won't.	I won't.
113	00:09:44,740	00:09:45,770	Come on!	Come on!
114	00:09:48,920	00:09:50,040	What goes around comes around.	What goes around comes around.
115	00:09:50,120	00:09:52,480	Wait till your daughter gives you a hard time!	Wait till your daughter gives you a hard time!
116	00:09:54,850	00:09:57,960	Shaku, you aren't afraid of anyone, right?	Shaku, you aren't afraid of anyone, right?
117	00:09:59,980	00:10:03,000	Mark my words. You'll be a big man someday.	Mark my words. You'll be a big man someday.
118	00:10:03,080	00:10:04,270	Why would I be a man?	Why would I be a man?
119	00:10:04,470	00:10:06,610	Because there's no such thing as a 'big woman'!	Because there's no such thing as a 'big woman'!
120	00:10:06,690	00:10:08,510	In that case, I'll definitely be a big woman.	In that case, I'll definitely be a big woman.
121	00:10:08,670	00:10:10,860	And you'll always be by my side!	And you'll always be by my side!
122	00:10:11,410	00:10:12,370	"God-Promise"?	"God-Promise"?
123	00:10:12,450	00:10:13,220	God-Promise!	God-Promise!
124	00:10:45,480	00:10:46,640	Sharda!	Sharda!
125	00:10:47,200	00:10:48,500	Sharda!	Sharda!
126	00:10:48,740	00:10:50,250	Sharda, wake up!	Sharda, wake up!
127	00:10:59,560	00:11:01,690	Why didn't you take Sharda to the hospital?	Why didn't you take Sharda to the hospital?
128	00:11:01,930	00:11:03,850	It would have cost a lot of money.	It would have cost a lot of money.
129	00:11:06,040	00:11:08,910	I do shows day and night. Where did all the money go?	I do shows day and night. Where did all the money go?
130	00:11:10,620	00:11:17,090	If we try to save the dying, we'll have nothing left for the living.	If we try to save the dying, we'll have nothing left for the living.
131	00:11:19,370	00:11:21,220	Mother, I'm talking to you!	Mother, I'm talking to you!
132	00:11:21,300	00:11:22,420	Have you lost your voice?	Have you lost your voice?
133	00:11:23,350	00:11:25,650	Why can't you speak up in front of Father?	Why can't you speak up in front of Father?
134	00:11:26,410	00:11:27,260	Shakuntala!	Shakuntala!
135	00:11:32,180	00:11:34,790	I'll never forgive our mother, Sharda.	I'll never forgive our mother, Sharda.
136	00:11:35,700	00:11:39,160	I promise you - one day, I'll be a very big woman.	I promise you - one day, I'll be a very big woman.
137	00:11:39,350	00:11:41,890	And I won't be like our mother ever.	And I won't be like our mother ever.
138	00:11:42,840	00:11:43,970	God-promise.	God-promise.
139	00:11:52,000	00:11:53,090	Miss Shakuntala!	Miss Shakuntala!
140	00:11:55,550	00:11:58,620	Here's your money for today's performance. In advance.	Here's your money for today's performance. In advance.
141	00:11:59,340	00:12:00,310	Thanks.	Thanks.
142	00:12:01,820	00:12:03,220	You can leave now.	You can leave now.
143	00:12:03,470	00:12:04,680	No, I'll stay.	No, I'll stay.
144	00:12:05,000	00:12:06,020	No, carry on.	No, carry on.
145	00:12:06,230	00:12:09,210	Take a rickshaw. And buy vegetables on the way.	Take a rickshaw. And buy vegetables on the way.
146	00:12:10,200	00:12:12,000	Don't be too late.	Don't be too late.
147	00:12:27,020	00:12:27,880	Hello.	Hello.
148	00:12:29,230	00:12:31,200	Myself Shakuntala.	Myself Shakuntala.
149	00:12:31,500	00:12:34,090	Who is having first question for me?	Who is having first question for me?
150	00:12:34,170	00:12:35,610	Arun, ask her a question!	Arun, ask her a question!
151	00:12:35,990	00:12:37,810	No, you guys go ahead.	No, you guys go ahead.
152	00:12:37,890	00:12:40,710	You cleared your CA exam in three months, man! Shoot!	You cleared your CA exam in three months, man! Shoot!
153	00:12:40,790	00:12:43,940	- No man... - Come on!	- No man... - Come on!
154	00:12:46,470	00:12:47,520	Myself Arun.	Myself Arun.
155	00:12:49,120	00:12:51,980	Hello Arun. So what's your question?	Hello Arun. So what's your question?
156	00:12:52,870	00:12:55,060	I've been offered a job at a British Company.	I've been offered a job at a British Company.
157	00:12:55,330	00:12:56,280	Congrats!	Congrats!
158	00:12:56,500	00:12:57,600	The joining date is in April.	The joining date is in April.
159	00:12:57,680	00:12:58,460	I see.	I see.
160	00:12:58,910	00:13:02,540	But I can't decide whether I should accept the job or not.	But I can't decide whether I should accept the job or not.
161	00:13:02,620	00:13:03,510	Why?	Why?
162	00:13:03,960	00:13:06,050	Well, their salary structure is a bit strange.	Well, their salary structure is a bit strange.
163	00:13:06,610	00:13:08,830	On the first day, they'll pay me one paisa.	On the first day, they'll pay me one paisa.
164	00:13:08,910	00:13:10,220	On the second day, two paisas.	On the second day, two paisas.
165	00:13:10,630	00:13:11,760	On the third day, four paisas.	On the third day, four paisas.
166	00:13:11,840	00:13:13,610	And on the fourth day, eight paisas.	And on the fourth day, eight paisas.
167	00:13:14,090	00:13:16,900	Basically, the pay will be doubled every day.	Basically, the pay will be doubled every day.
168	00:13:19,150	00:13:20,390	What do you think...	What do you think...
169	00:13:21,580	00:13:23,430	Should I take up the job?	Should I take up the job?
170	00:13:25,920	00:13:28,560	I don't know if you listened carefully...	I don't know if you listened carefully...
171	00:13:28,890	00:13:31,760	But Arun said he's required to join in April...	But Arun said he's required to join in April...
172	00:13:31,840	00:13:33,810	And April has 30 days.	And April has 30 days.
173	00:13:33,890	00:13:36,030	Wow, ma'am! You really are a genius.	Wow, ma'am! You really are a genius.
174	00:13:36,110	00:13:37,780	You know that April has 30 days!	You know that April has 30 days!
175	00:13:37,860	00:13:39,020	A round of applause for the lady!	A round of applause for the lady!
176	00:13:43,050	00:13:46,120	Arun, since you're joining a British Company	Arun, since you're joining a British Company
177	00:13:46,790	00:13:49,740	should I give you the answer in Pounds or Rupees?	should I give you the answer in Pounds or Rupees?
178	00:13:50,420	00:13:51,820	Rupees will do, I guess.	Rupees will do, I guess.
179	00:13:51,900	00:13:52,710	Okay.	Okay.
180	00:13:52,790	00:13:54,720	So your salary would be...	So your salary would be...
181	00:14:01,380	00:14:02,540	I am correct?	I am correct?
182	00:14:02,890	00:14:04,540	Arun, is she right?	Arun, is she right?
183	00:14:06,520	00:14:08,000	She is!	She is!
184	00:14:09,380	00:14:10,920	So Arun, which company is this?	So Arun, which company is this?
185	00:14:11,000	00:14:12,690	Can ladies apply too?	Can ladies apply too?
186	00:14:36,370	00:14:39,080	They looked like they had seen a ghost.	They looked like they had seen a ghost.
187	00:14:39,340	00:14:42,550	Is it so weird to see a woman solve math problems?	Is it so weird to see a woman solve math problems?
188	00:14:42,710	00:14:46,840	Well, women here usually only solve household problems. Right?	Well, women here usually only solve household problems. Right?
189	00:14:48,790	00:14:51,170	That requires Maths too!	That requires Maths too!
190	00:14:51,730	00:14:54,500	No one can win against you, my love!	No one can win against you, my love!
191	00:14:57,650	00:14:59,000	Did you tell your mother about us?	Did you tell your mother about us?
192	00:15:00,190	00:15:04,940	My love, we're going to Alam's estate to hunt pheasants.	My love, we're going to Alam's estate to hunt pheasants.
193	00:15:05,190	00:15:07,530	I'll talk to her as soon as we're back.	I'll talk to her as soon as we're back.
194	00:15:08,260	00:15:10,090	I've been hearing this for a year now.	I've been hearing this for a year now.
195	00:15:10,530	00:15:12,440	"I'll tell her after my sister's engagement..."	"I'll tell her after my sister's engagement..."
196	00:15:12,520	00:15:14,450	"After my grandmother's death anniversary..."	"After my grandmother's death anniversary..."
197	00:15:14,530	00:15:16,760	"As soon as my father's back from Madras..."	"As soon as my father's back from Madras..."
198	00:15:18,330	00:15:21,330	It's getting late. Let me drop you home. Okay?	It's getting late. Let me drop you home. Okay?
199	00:15:22,510	00:15:24,580	I'll be right back with the car keys...	I'll be right back with the car keys...
200	00:15:25,300	00:15:26,160	My love.	My love.
201	00:15:59,550	00:16:01,860	Ms. Sukanya Gowthami weds Mr. Dheeraj Murthy	Ms. Sukanya Gowthami weds Mr. Dheeraj Murthy
202	00:16:07,130	00:16:08,220	Congratulations.	Congratulations.
203	00:16:11,520	00:16:15,610	My love, marriage in India is like a deal fixed by our parents.	My love, marriage in India is like a deal fixed by our parents.
204	00:16:15,690	00:16:17,260	My love, nothing's going to change between us!	My love, nothing's going to change between us!
205	00:16:17,340	00:16:20,690	Firstly, stop this 'my love' nonsense of yours!	Firstly, stop this 'my love' nonsense of yours!
206	00:16:21,370	00:16:22,500	Shakuntala...	Shakuntala...
207	00:16:23,390	00:16:27,420	My father went ahead and fixed me a match from within our caste.	My father went ahead and fixed me a match from within our caste.
208	00:16:27,500	00:16:29,170	They're a family of money and repute.	They're a family of money and repute.
209	00:16:29,250	00:16:30,900	I make money too, Dheeraj.	I make money too, Dheeraj.
210	00:16:30,980	00:16:34,100	Exactly! You're very independent.	Exactly! You're very independent.
211	00:16:34,240	00:16:36,930	I come from an ordinary family, Shakuntala...	I come from an ordinary family, Shakuntala...
212	00:16:37,010	00:16:40,480	And you aren't ordinary in any way.	And you aren't ordinary in any way.
213	00:16:40,680	00:16:43,270	Yeah Dheeraj, I'm not ordinary.	Yeah Dheeraj, I'm not ordinary.
214	00:16:44,030	00:16:47,190	You know what an ordinary girl would do in my place?	You know what an ordinary girl would do in my place?
215	00:16:52,360	00:16:53,220	My love!	My love!
216	00:17:11,790	00:17:14,400	Lady! Care for some flowers?	Lady! Care for some flowers?
217	00:17:28,240	00:17:28,860	Come...	Come...
218	00:17:30,900	00:17:32,830	This is Shakuntala Devi, from Bangalore.	This is Shakuntala Devi, from Bangalore.
219	00:17:33,920	00:17:34,680	Hello.	Hello.
220	00:17:35,900	00:17:36,710	Please sit.	Please sit.
221	00:17:37,810	00:17:38,920	Would you like some pilaf?	Would you like some pilaf?
222	00:17:39,210	00:17:40,410	Just tea, please.	Just tea, please.
223	00:17:40,490	00:17:41,180	Okay.	Okay.
224	00:17:48,720	00:17:50,730	Crumbling outside, bustling inside.	Crumbling outside, bustling inside.
225	00:17:50,810	00:17:52,380	Welcome to Tarabai's guesthouse!	Welcome to Tarabai's guesthouse!
226	00:17:52,910	00:17:53,550	Thank you.	Thank you.
227	00:17:55,120	00:17:56,360	Ms. Shakuntala, don't mind...	Ms. Shakuntala, don't mind...
228	00:17:56,880	00:17:59,520	But we've never seen any single ladies here before.	But we've never seen any single ladies here before.
229	00:18:00,000	00:18:00,570	Why?	Why?
230	00:18:01,170	00:18:02,170	What about me?	What about me?
231	00:18:03,420	00:18:06,350	She's come here to build her future, just like you.	She's come here to build her future, just like you.
232	00:18:06,690	00:18:07,280	Right?	Right?
233	00:18:08,750	00:18:12,320	Actually... I've come here to escape from my past.	Actually... I've come here to escape from my past.
234	00:18:13,060	00:18:14,880	What's so dark about your past?	What's so dark about your past?
235	00:18:16,730	00:18:18,500	I shot a man.	I shot a man.
236	00:18:25,060	00:18:26,840	Why aren't you in jail, then?	Why aren't you in jail, then?
237	00:18:28,010	00:18:29,160	He didn't die.	He didn't die.
238	00:18:29,430	00:18:30,820	Only one ear got blown off.	Only one ear got blown off.
239	00:18:31,620	00:18:33,130	It bled quite a bit though.	It bled quite a bit though.
240	00:18:39,440	00:18:40,400	What happened?	What happened?
241	00:18:41,130	00:18:42,440	Please eat!	Please eat!
242	00:18:43,880	00:18:44,860	Come on, guys!	Come on, guys!
243	00:18:45,240	00:18:47,050	Shakuntala's obviously joking.	Shakuntala's obviously joking.
244	00:19:01,880	00:19:02,760	She's joking!	She's joking!
245	00:19:05,200	00:19:08,310	I was going to start sleeping with a stick at night!	I was going to start sleeping with a stick at night!
246	00:19:13,420	00:19:16,780	Tarabai, I scared your houseguests right on arrival, didn't I!	Tarabai, I scared your houseguests right on arrival, didn't I!
247	00:19:17,430	00:19:19,320	A girl who follows her heart	A girl who follows her heart
248	00:19:19,400	00:19:21,050	and laughs with abandon...	and laughs with abandon...
249	00:19:21,400	00:19:24,200	What could be more scary to men?	What could be more scary to men?
250	00:19:24,790	00:19:25,580	I swear.	I swear.
251	00:19:25,660	00:19:28,810	I've never understood this disparity between men and women!	I've never understood this disparity between men and women!
252	00:19:29,560	00:19:31,410	That's why you're so special!	That's why you're so special!
253	00:19:32,620	00:19:35,890	You managed to escape the Dheeraj incident and get here.	You managed to escape the Dheeraj incident and get here.
254	00:19:36,230	00:19:38,000	But how will you pay next month's rent?	But how will you pay next month's rent?
255	00:19:38,240	00:19:39,510	I have my Maths!	I have my Maths!
256	00:19:39,640	00:19:41,390	A Math show, did you say, love?	A Math show, did you say, love?
257	00:19:41,760	00:19:42,480	Yes!	Yes!
258	00:19:42,980	00:19:45,200	People are giving me difficult sums...	People are giving me difficult sums...
259	00:19:45,280	00:19:47,770	And I am giving them answers quickly-quickly!	And I am giving them answers quickly-quickly!
260	00:19:47,850	00:19:49,750	Why do you think people will part with their good money...	Why do you think people will part with their good money...
261	00:19:49,830	00:19:51,570	To see something stupid like that?	To see something stupid like that?
262	00:19:52,830	00:19:55,610	I can't possibly allow my girls	I can't possibly allow my girls
263	00:19:55,690	00:19:57,980	who come from all over the world...	who come from all over the world...
264	00:19:58,060	00:20:02,210	To be exposed to this mumbo-jumbo!	To be exposed to this mumbo-jumbo!
265	00:20:03,240	00:20:05,810	An Indian woman in a sari and pigtails	An Indian woman in a sari and pigtails
266	00:20:05,890	00:20:09,250	doing mathematical sums on stage is a joke!	doing mathematical sums on stage is a joke!
267	00:20:09,470	00:20:14,930	Sir. Joke also - Indian man in loincloth with a stick.	Sir. Joke also - Indian man in loincloth with a stick.
268	00:20:15,320	00:20:16,620	But he won!	But he won!
269	00:20:42,140	00:20:43,290	There you are.	There you are.
270	00:20:43,740	00:20:44,690	All yours.	All yours.
271	00:21:05,970	00:21:08,060	That's astonishing. How did you do that?	That's astonishing. How did you do that?
272	00:21:08,330	00:21:09,250	I'm correct?	I'm correct?
273	00:21:10,010	00:21:11,100	Indeed you are!	Indeed you are!
274	00:21:11,630	00:21:12,600	Thank you.	Thank you.
275	00:21:15,200	00:21:18,490	Is audience having any more question for me?	Is audience having any more question for me?
276	00:21:18,570	00:21:20,570	Great stuff with the mathematics...	Great stuff with the mathematics...
277	00:21:20,650	00:21:25,230	But we're going to need a translator for this fresh-off-the-boat English!	But we're going to need a translator for this fresh-off-the-boat English!
278	00:21:33,740	00:21:35,500	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
279	00:21:36,630	00:21:37,490	That was...	That was...
280	00:21:37,930	00:21:42,490	Did they teach you some special mental-math technique at University?	Did they teach you some special mental-math technique at University?
281	00:21:44,070	00:21:46,230	I'm never going to any school.	I'm never going to any school.
282	00:21:46,600	00:21:48,160	Then how University?	Then how University?
283	00:21:48,240	00:21:49,730	You didn't go to school?	You didn't go to school?
284	00:21:49,810	00:21:51,970	I'm having no childhood only...	I'm having no childhood only...
285	00:21:52,710	00:21:54,160	I'm Javier, by the way.	I'm Javier, by the way.
286	00:21:54,950	00:21:56,140	'Havee', means?	'Havee', means?
287	00:21:56,630	00:21:59,390	J-A-V-I-E-R. Javier.	J-A-V-I-E-R. Javier.
288	00:21:59,650	00:22:00,920	What happened to J?	What happened to J?
289	00:22:01,760	00:22:03,300	The J is silent.	The J is silent.
290	00:22:03,790	00:22:06,550	See! Alphabets, so much confusion.	See! Alphabets, so much confusion.
291	00:22:07,030	00:22:08,560	Numbers, no confusion!	Numbers, no confusion!
292	00:22:08,640	00:22:10,530	What you see is what you getting.	What you see is what you getting.
293	00:22:10,610	00:22:11,930	What you're getting is a cold.	What you're getting is a cold.
294	00:22:12,250	00:22:12,960	Yes.	Yes.
295	00:22:13,160	00:22:16,640	Because, it's 'Hanuary', no? The J is silent!	Because, it's 'Hanuary', no? The J is silent!
296	00:22:18,550	00:22:20,720	Would you care for a hot English cup of tea?	Would you care for a hot English cup of tea?
297	00:22:22,260	00:22:23,030	Sure!	Sure!
298	00:22:30,560	00:22:31,860	Three spoons of sugar!	Three spoons of sugar!
299	00:22:32,890	00:22:35,820	Otherwise your English Chai is not having any taste only.	Otherwise your English Chai is not having any taste only.
300	00:22:36,800	00:22:40,490	I'm not English. I'm from Spain originally.	I'm not English. I'm from Spain originally.
301	00:22:40,900	00:22:44,250	Oh I see! All you white guys look the same!	Oh I see! All you white guys look the same!
302	00:22:46,060	00:22:49,570	Shakuntala, what is it that you love about being on stage?	Shakuntala, what is it that you love about being on stage?
303	00:22:51,320	00:22:55,370	People's faces, when they see a girl in chotis doing maths.	People's faces, when they see a girl in chotis doing maths.
304	00:22:55,790	00:22:56,610	Choti?	Choti?
305	00:22:57,200	00:22:57,900	Plaits!	Plaits!
306	00:22:58,150	00:22:58,770	Oh!	Oh!
307	00:22:59,840	00:23:07,030	So many years people are singing, dancing, doing drama, circus on stage.	So many years people are singing, dancing, doing drama, circus on stage.
308	00:23:07,310	00:23:09,800	Then why I cannot do Maths on stage?	Then why I cannot do Maths on stage?
309	00:23:10,120	00:23:14,700	Shakuntala, then allow me to take your Math performance to the next level!	Shakuntala, then allow me to take your Math performance to the next level!
310	00:23:15,060	00:23:15,920	Next level?	Next level?
311	00:23:16,070	00:23:17,030	You mean third floor?	You mean third floor?
312	00:23:19,690	00:23:22,100	The world needs to see you, Shakuntala.	The world needs to see you, Shakuntala.
313	00:23:22,620	00:23:28,360	But it would require what one would call a bit of a... makeover?	But it would require what one would call a bit of a... makeover?
314	00:23:30,120	00:23:31,770	But I have one condition...	But I have one condition...
315	00:23:32,090	00:23:34,050	Mr 'Javier With J Silent'.	Mr 'Javier With J Silent'.
316	00:23:34,830	00:23:38,400	Means... my Saree isn't going anywhere.	Means... my Saree isn't going anywhere.
317	00:23:39,030	00:23:39,960	God-Promise.	God-Promise.
318	00:23:41,410	00:23:42,010	What?	What?
319	00:23:43,190	00:23:46,270	Means, if you are breaking this promise...	Means, if you are breaking this promise...
320	00:23:46,680	00:23:48,250	I will lose all my talent.	I will lose all my talent.
321	00:23:48,840	00:23:50,130	That's pretty dramatic.	That's pretty dramatic.
322	00:23:50,210	00:23:52,360	We Indians are like that only.	We Indians are like that only.
323	00:23:52,440	00:23:53,680	Drama or nothing!	Drama or nothing!
324	00:24:03,090	00:24:04,330	"Betty Botter bought a bit of butter..."	"Betty Botter bought a bit of butter..."
325	00:24:04,410	00:24:07,410	"But the butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter and made her batter bitter."	"But the butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter and made her batter bitter."
326	00:24:07,620	00:24:09,730	"Crazy Camels, Calm Camels, the Camel Clans Clashed!"	"Crazy Camels, Calm Camels, the Camel Clans Clashed!"
327	00:24:10,300	00:24:11,800	I thought I was the teacher here.	I thought I was the teacher here.
328	00:24:12,760	00:24:15,480	Teaching means learning everyday, J-Silent.	Teaching means learning everyday, J-Silent.
329	00:24:16,830	00:24:18,000	Okay, you go first.	Okay, you go first.
330	00:24:20,260	00:24:21,460	"Betty Botter bought a bit of butter..."	"Betty Botter bought a bit of butter..."
331	00:24:21,540	00:24:24,020	"But the butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter and made her batter bitter."	"But the butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter and made her batter bitter."
332	00:24:25,700	00:24:26,510	Now you!	Now you!
333	00:24:42,820	00:24:45,280	Donning butterfly wings	Donning butterfly wings
334	00:24:46,590	00:24:49,250	To the west the easterlies blow	To the west the easterlies blow
335	00:24:50,300	00:24:53,810	Washing over this Spring	Washing over this Spring
336	00:24:54,070	00:24:57,080	Is an all new glow	Is an all new glow
337	00:24:57,620	00:25:00,550	Save the heart from the evil eye	Save the heart from the evil eye
338	00:25:01,510	00:25:04,040	With all the joy it's taken in	With all the joy it's taken in
339	00:25:05,130	00:25:08,620	I dream in English now	I dream in English now
340	00:25:08,850	00:25:11,090	Life's made a new beginning	Life's made a new beginning
341	00:25:12,720	00:25:14,900	This story's taken a turn	This story's taken a turn
342	00:25:16,290	00:25:18,800	I do what the heart yearns	I do what the heart yearns
343	00:25:19,950	00:25:23,430	Never mind the English Queen	Never mind the English Queen
344	00:25:23,710	00:25:25,880	It's Queen India reigning supreme!	It's Queen India reigning supreme!
345	00:25:27,590	00:25:29,830	This story's taken a turn	This story's taken a turn
346	00:25:31,040	00:25:34,430	I do what the heart yearns	I do what the heart yearns
347	00:25:34,760	00:25:38,200	Never mind the English Queen	Never mind the English Queen
348	00:25:38,490	00:25:40,660	It's Queen India reigning supreme!	It's Queen India reigning supreme!
349	00:25:40,930	00:25:44,540	Now say, Mrs. Astrid Moore asks you to multiply	Now say, Mrs. Astrid Moore asks you to multiply
350	00:25:46,610	00:25:51,380	Take the first digit, which is 8 And multiply it by 8+1 which is...	Take the first digit, which is 8 And multiply it by 8+1 which is...
351	00:25:51,460	00:25:52,560	Nine!	Nine!
352	00:25:52,740	00:25:55,240	Multiply 8 X 9, which is	Multiply 8 X 9, which is
353	00:25:57,310	00:26:00,310	Take the two 5's from the units place and multiply them.	Take the two 5's from the units place and multiply them.
354	00:26:00,390	00:26:01,670	5 X 5 is...	5 X 5 is...
355	00:26:03,110	00:26:07,290	Put the two together and what's your answer?	Put the two together and what's your answer?
356	00:26:22,740	00:26:23,600	How are you?	How are you?
357	00:26:23,680	00:26:25,430	Jolly good. How about you?	Jolly good. How about you?
358	00:26:25,510	00:26:26,620	I'm a bit poorly.	I'm a bit poorly.
359	00:26:26,820	00:26:28,910	Oh blimey! Let me get you a cup of tea!	Oh blimey! Let me get you a cup of tea!
360	00:26:29,200	00:26:31,300	Ah, that's so awfully kind of you!	Ah, that's so awfully kind of you!
361	00:26:32,390	00:26:33,590	Thank you!	Thank you!
362	00:26:34,960	00:26:36,400	Now onto the next trick.	Now onto the next trick.
363	00:26:36,480	00:26:39,600	May I request His Excellency, the Spanish Ambassador	May I request His Excellency, the Spanish Ambassador
364	00:26:39,680	00:26:41,600	to tell us his favourite year?	to tell us his favourite year?
365	00:26:41,680	00:26:44,310	That would be 1935, Senorita.	That would be 1935, Senorita.
366	00:26:44,390	00:26:46,220	And favourite date in a month?	And favourite date in a month?
367	00:26:46,300	00:26:48,470	Let's see... the 14th!	Let's see... the 14th!
368	00:26:48,550	00:26:49,460	Okay.	Okay.
369	00:26:49,590	00:26:53,210	Now I am going to tell you on which days of the week	Now I am going to tell you on which days of the week
370	00:26:53,290	00:26:56,610	the 14th of each month occurred in 1935.	the 14th of each month occurred in 1935.
371	00:26:56,690	00:26:57,510	Please check!	Please check!
372	00:26:57,590	00:26:59,120	Beginning with January...	Beginning with January...
373	00:27:07,830	00:27:09,660	- Am I correct? - Si Si perfecto, Senora!	- Am I correct? - Si Si perfecto, Senora!
374	00:27:11,480	00:27:13,470	Gracias!	Gracias!
375	00:27:13,700	00:27:17,010	This story's taken a turn	This story's taken a turn
376	00:27:18,460	00:27:22,360	I do what the heart yearns	I do what the heart yearns
377	00:27:22,440	00:27:26,080	Never mind the English Queen	Never mind the English Queen
378	00:27:26,160	00:27:28,710	It's Queen India reigning supreme!	It's Queen India reigning supreme!
379	00:27:31,410	00:27:34,180	Tarabai! I got five more shows!.	Tarabai! I got five more shows!.
380	00:27:35,380	00:27:37,840	I'll pay this month's rent in advance!	I'll pay this month's rent in advance!
381	00:27:39,220	00:27:41,560	Look who's rolling in riches!	Look who's rolling in riches!
382	00:27:42,140	00:27:44,030	There's a letter for you from home.	There's a letter for you from home.
383	00:27:54,250	00:27:55,420	Dear Shakuntala...	Dear Shakuntala...
384	00:27:55,870	00:27:58,550	It's been six months since you left for London...	It's been six months since you left for London...
385	00:27:58,710	00:28:01,710	And you haven't sent a penny home yet.	And you haven't sent a penny home yet.
386	00:28:02,350	00:28:05,220	You know your father's temper...	You know your father's temper...
387	00:28:05,300	00:28:08,780	So I'm writing this letter with Srinivas' help.	So I'm writing this letter with Srinivas' help.
388	00:28:08,860	00:28:12,840	Don't you have any responsibility towards your family?	Don't you have any responsibility towards your family?
389	00:28:13,430	00:28:16,160	Sharda's no more, but we're still here.	Sharda's no more, but we're still here.
390	00:28:20,850	00:28:23,150	They treat me like a bank, not a daughter!	They treat me like a bank, not a daughter!
391	00:28:23,230	00:28:25,490	Didn't even ask once, 'Shaku, how are you?'	Didn't even ask once, 'Shaku, how are you?'
392	00:28:25,570	00:28:28,340	That doesn't mean they don't love you!	That doesn't mean they don't love you!
393	00:28:28,610	00:28:30,370	They've never asked, Tarabai!	They've never asked, Tarabai!
394	00:28:30,980	00:28:32,910	And from now on, I won't ask either.	And from now on, I won't ask either.
395	00:28:33,910	00:28:35,570	Wait, Shakuntala!	Wait, Shakuntala!
396	00:28:37,580	00:28:41,460	Mother, you needn't write to me again.	Mother, you needn't write to me again.
397	00:28:44,220	00:28:46,280	You will get your money every month.	You will get your money every month.
398	00:28:54,930	00:28:57,020	Dear friends across the airwaves...	Dear friends across the airwaves...
399	00:28:57,100	00:29:00,070	Let's see if ShakuntalaDevi makes India proud next!	Let's see if ShakuntalaDevi makes India proud next!
400	00:29:00,150	00:29:05,270	shall compete against the fastest computer on London's top TV channel!	shall compete against the fastest computer on London's top TV channel!
401	00:29:05,350	00:29:08,690	After the great Aryabhatt and Ramanujan...	After the great Aryabhatt and Ramanujan...
402	00:29:08,910	00:29:12,570	Let's see if Shakuntala Devi makes India proud next!	Let's see if Shakuntala Devi makes India proud next!
403	00:29:12,830	00:29:14,220	Stay calm...	Stay calm...
404	00:29:14,550	00:29:15,690	Speak clearly...	Speak clearly...
405	00:29:16,800	00:29:17,790	Don't get nervous.	Don't get nervous.
406	00:29:19,460	00:29:21,380	J-Silent, be silent.	J-Silent, be silent.
407	00:29:21,970	00:29:23,830	My numbers never let me down.	My numbers never let me down.
408	00:29:24,450	00:29:25,370	Shakuntala...	Shakuntala...
409	00:29:27,450	00:29:29,220	There is something I need to tell you.	There is something I need to tell you.
410	00:29:34,910	00:29:37,610	"Crazy Camels, Calm Camels..."	"Crazy Camels, Calm Camels..."
411	00:29:37,690	00:29:39,210	"The Camel Clans Clashed!"	"The Camel Clans Clashed!"
412	00:29:45,860	00:29:46,650	That's right!	That's right!
413	00:29:47,020	00:29:48,530	Not bad Ms. Devi, not bad at all.	Not bad Ms. Devi, not bad at all.
414	00:29:49,230	00:29:52,850	Now Ms. Devi,could you give us the cube root of	Now Ms. Devi,could you give us the cube root of
415	00:29:59,860	00:30:01,630	923. Am I correct?	923. Am I correct?
416	00:30:05,550	00:30:07,800	Ms. Devi, I think we are ready to take this to the next level!	Ms. Devi, I think we are ready to take this to the next level!
417	00:30:07,880	00:30:08,980	You mean third floor?	You mean third floor?
418	00:30:09,120	00:30:09,880	I'm sorry?	I'm sorry?
419	00:30:10,550	00:30:13,320	It would be my absolute pleasure.	It would be my absolute pleasure.
420	00:30:14,940	00:30:19,060	Ms. Devi, are you able to give us the cube root of	Ms. Devi, are you able to give us the cube root of
421	00:30:30,800	00:30:31,800	Come on, Ms. Devi.	Come on, Ms. Devi.
422	00:30:32,680	00:30:35,220	All of India is looking at you with bated breath.	All of India is looking at you with bated breath.
423	00:30:35,820	00:30:37,640	I'm afraid this question is wrong.	I'm afraid this question is wrong.
424	00:30:37,800	00:30:40,970	Are you suggesting the computer is wrong, Ms. Devi?	Are you suggesting the computer is wrong, Ms. Devi?
425	00:30:41,120	00:30:43,100	The computer has already given its answer.	The computer has already given its answer.
426	00:30:43,450	00:30:45,730	The question is not wrong.	The question is not wrong.
427	00:30:46,580	00:30:48,880	I could show you where the computer went wrong.	I could show you where the computer went wrong.
428	00:30:48,960	00:30:51,170	Thanks to Lord Ganesha, my answers are never wrong.	Thanks to Lord Ganesha, my answers are never wrong.
429	00:30:51,250	00:30:54,220	This isn't the Great Indian Rope Trick, Ms. Devi.	This isn't the Great Indian Rope Trick, Ms. Devi.
430	00:30:54,780	00:30:57,260	Though you do look like you're at the end of your rope.	Though you do look like you're at the end of your rope.
431	00:30:57,520	00:31:00,050	No, the computer has made a mistake.	No, the computer has made a mistake.
432	00:31:00,130	00:31:01,580	Actually, three mistakes...	Actually, three mistakes...
433	00:31:01,660	00:31:04,460	You know, I was quite excited that a lady mathematician	You know, I was quite excited that a lady mathematician
434	00:31:04,540	00:31:06,970	from the land of snake charmers and elephants	from the land of snake charmers and elephants
435	00:31:07,050	00:31:09,020	could somehow beat the computer.	could somehow beat the computer.
436	00:31:09,260	00:31:11,300	But not everyone can be Einstein, can they?	But not everyone can be Einstein, can they?
437	00:31:11,380	00:31:15,350	All I'm asking you is to check the last three digits of the number please...	All I'm asking you is to check the last three digits of the number please...
438	00:31:15,430	00:31:17,430	Unfortunately, that's all we have time for today.	Unfortunately, that's all we have time for today.
439	00:31:17,510	00:31:18,110	No, can you-	No, can you-
440	00:31:18,190	00:31:20,050	- Goodnight and see you next week! - Can you please check it once?	- Goodnight and see you next week! - Can you please check it once?
441	00:31:26,340	00:31:27,940	He's right, isn't he?	He's right, isn't he?
442	00:31:28,750	00:31:31,300	Humans make mistakes, computers don't. Right?	Humans make mistakes, computers don't. Right?
443	00:31:31,820	00:31:33,320	But I can't be wrong!	But I can't be wrong!
444	00:31:33,400	00:31:35,290	Why? Aren't you human?	Why? Aren't you human?
445	00:31:35,890	00:31:38,150	The entire country had its eyes on me.	The entire country had its eyes on me.
446	00:31:38,600	00:31:40,920	Everyone's laughing at me, Tarabai.	Everyone's laughing at me, Tarabai.
447	00:31:53,040	00:31:55,740	Shakuntala! Shakuntala.	Shakuntala! Shakuntala.
448	00:31:56,000	00:31:58,370	Someone's here to see you, come down quick!	Someone's here to see you, come down quick!
449	00:31:58,450	00:32:00,440	I don't want to meet anyone.	I don't want to meet anyone.
450	00:32:00,720	00:32:05,010	Just come! And wash your face. Enough of this crying!	Just come! And wash your face. Enough of this crying!
451	00:32:05,090	00:32:06,110	Come on quickly.	Come on quickly.
452	00:32:10,290	00:32:11,340	Good morning.	Good morning.
453	00:32:12,240	00:32:14,610	Is this any time to show me your silly grin?	Is this any time to show me your silly grin?
454	00:32:15,410	00:32:17,810	The TV has been flooded with calls from people	The TV has been flooded with calls from people
455	00:32:17,890	00:32:20,420	asking them to re-check the question last night!	asking them to re-check the question last night!
456	00:32:20,750	00:32:22,350	I made a few calls myself!	I made a few calls myself!
457	00:32:23,860	00:32:25,140	Had gin early in the morning?	Had gin early in the morning?
458	00:32:26,000	00:32:29,030	The people got experts to do the calculations manually...	The people got experts to do the calculations manually...
459	00:32:29,320	00:32:30,370	And you were right!	And you were right!
460	00:32:30,490	00:32:32,140	The computer made a rounding error.	The computer made a rounding error.
461	00:32:32,510	00:32:35,590	That's exactly that I was trying to tell that idiot...	That's exactly that I was trying to tell that idiot...
462	00:32:35,670	00:32:38,270	That the last three digits of that number were jumbled up!	That the last three digits of that number were jumbled up!
463	00:32:38,350	00:32:40,350	Darling you're speaking in Hindi again!	Darling you're speaking in Hindi again!
464	00:32:40,430	00:32:41,920	The number they gave me was	The number they gave me was
465	00:32:46,900	00:32:49,940	And he said the answer is 166917.	And he said the answer is 166917.
466	00:32:50,320	00:32:54,330	But when any number ending in 7 is multiplied by itself three times...	But when any number ending in 7 is multiplied by itself three times...
467	00:32:54,410	00:32:56,070	The answer has to end in 3!	The answer has to end in 3!
468	00:32:56,150	00:32:59,590	So the cube of 166917 has to end in 3!	So the cube of 166917 has to end in 3!
469	00:33:00,030	00:33:01,630	So the correct question would have been	So the correct question would have been
470	00:33:07,640	00:33:10,310	I was correct. The computer was wrong!	I was correct. The computer was wrong!
471	00:33:10,390	00:33:12,890	And that's why they named you the Human Computer!	And that's why they named you the Human Computer!
472	00:33:13,510	00:33:14,100	Huh?	Huh?
473	00:33:14,700	00:33:15,750	God-promise!	God-promise!
474	00:33:16,990	00:33:19,080	You're all over the papers. Look.	You're all over the papers. Look.
475	00:33:28,810	00:33:29,700	Shakuntala...	Shakuntala...
476	00:33:31,640	00:33:33,090	My Human Computer.	My Human Computer.
477	00:33:34,110	00:33:35,660	The world is calling.	The world is calling.
478	00:33:37,250	00:33:38,480	Are you ready?	Are you ready?
479	00:33:59,160	00:34:00,000	Are you done?	Are you done?
480	00:34:00,190	00:34:01,000	- Done. - Okay.	- Done. - Okay.
481	00:34:04,840	00:34:07,180	So do you want me to give you the answer	So do you want me to give you the answer
482	00:34:07,260	00:34:08,530	from left to right or right to left?	from left to right or right to left?
483	00:34:08,610	00:34:10,660	I'll give it to you from right to left. Please take it down?	I'll give it to you from right to left. Please take it down?
484	00:34:10,820	00:34:11,720	The answer is...	The answer is...
485	00:34:18,660	00:34:19,480	Am I correct?	Am I correct?
486	00:34:21,660	00:34:22,920	Absolutely correct!	Absolutely correct!
487	00:34:34,440	00:34:36,320	Sari-clad calculating prodigy confounds Maths experts	Sari-clad calculating prodigy confounds Maths experts
488	00:34:39,700	00:34:41,220	The Indian Human Computer wows Europe	The Indian Human Computer wows Europe
489	00:34:41,450	00:34:43,000	Devi in Demand: Makes Maths Entertaining	Devi in Demand: Makes Maths Entertaining
490	00:34:48,800	00:34:50,580	Human Computer knows how to convert her Maths into Money!	Human Computer knows how to convert her Maths into Money!
491	00:34:50,740	00:34:52,600	Shakuntala Devi: A True Rags-to-Riches story	Shakuntala Devi: A True Rags-to-Riches story
492	00:35:03,030	00:35:03,900	Shelly!	Shelly!
493	00:35:04,530	00:35:05,580	Shakuntala!	Shakuntala!
494	00:35:05,960	00:35:07,360	Tarabai!	Tarabai!
495	00:35:08,600	00:35:11,090	Welcome to Shakuntala's palace!	Welcome to Shakuntala's palace!
496	00:35:11,890	00:35:13,970	British house, British clothes!	British house, British clothes!
497	00:35:14,360	00:35:17,510	But I still only wear sarees at my shows, Tarabai!	But I still only wear sarees at my shows, Tarabai!
498	00:35:17,840	00:35:20,220	So how many cities did you tour last month, Shakuntala?	So how many cities did you tour last month, Shakuntala?
499	00:35:21,410	00:35:22,740	Thirteen, my dear Gordanbhai!	Thirteen, my dear Gordanbhai!
500	00:35:22,820	00:35:23,800	Goodness!	Goodness!
501	00:35:24,040	00:35:26,620	I haven't seen thirteen cities in my entire lifetime!	I haven't seen thirteen cities in my entire lifetime!
502	00:35:26,700	00:35:28,130	Why, Tarabai!	Why, Tarabai!
503	00:35:28,210	00:35:29,930	We're humans, not trees.	We're humans, not trees.
504	00:35:30,010	00:35:31,670	We have legs, not roots.	We have legs, not roots.
505	00:35:31,750	00:35:32,530	Tell me why?	Tell me why?
506	00:35:32,680	00:35:33,330	Why?	Why?
507	00:35:33,620	00:35:35,410	So we can roam the world!	So we can roam the world!
508	00:35:35,620	00:35:36,230	Shakuntala...	Shakuntala...
509	00:35:37,120	00:35:38,680	J-Silent... Hi!	J-Silent... Hi!
510	00:35:38,760	00:35:39,800	Can we talk?	Can we talk?
511	00:35:43,310	00:35:45,530	What do you mean, you're going back to Spain?	What do you mean, you're going back to Spain?
512	00:35:47,110	00:35:49,110	You always knew this day would come.	You always knew this day would come.
513	00:35:49,500	00:35:51,400	I also know I'm going to die someday.	I also know I'm going to die someday.
514	00:35:52,220	00:35:53,640	Doesn't mean I'm okay with it.	Doesn't mean I'm okay with it.
515	00:35:54,560	00:35:57,290	You are rich and famous!	You are rich and famous!
516	00:35:57,370	00:35:59,720	You don't need me, Shakuntala.	You don't need me, Shakuntala.
517	00:36:00,570	00:36:03,060	Why do men always want women to need them?	Why do men always want women to need them?
518	00:36:04,570	00:36:06,250	Shakuntala, I'm sorry...	Shakuntala, I'm sorry...
519	00:36:11,040	00:36:12,570	Javier With J Silent...	Javier With J Silent...
520	00:36:13,230	00:36:16,650	I'm sorry that my love isn't enough for you.	I'm sorry that my love isn't enough for you.
521	00:36:20,760	00:36:21,390	Go.	Go.
522	00:36:22,580	00:36:24,460	Find someone who needs you.	Find someone who needs you.
523	00:36:28,240	00:36:28,930	Go!	Go!
524	00:36:55,370	00:36:58,550	Look Sharda, I've become such a big woman.	Look Sharda, I've become such a big woman.
525	00:36:59,700	00:37:04,970	But you're still the one I talk to in the middle of the night.	But you're still the one I talk to in the middle of the night.
526	00:37:08,110	00:37:08,900	Cheers!	Cheers!
527	00:37:17,160	00:37:18,120	I'll talk to her.	I'll talk to her.
528	00:37:18,580	00:37:19,640	- No. - Yeah, let me talk to her!	- No. - Yeah, let me talk to her!
529	00:37:19,720	00:37:21,520	- No! - Let's end this daily soap opera.	- No! - Let's end this daily soap opera.
530	00:37:21,600	00:37:22,790	Let's just finish it off and-	Let's just finish it off and-
531	00:37:22,930	00:37:23,920	No, no Ajay!	No, no Ajay!
532	00:37:24,000	00:37:25,660	- No. Please, no! - Why not?	- No. Please, no! - Why not?
533	00:37:25,740	00:37:27,080	You know I don't want to talk to her!	You know I don't want to talk to her!
534	00:37:27,160	00:37:28,560	- Okay fine, but I can- - Ajay, no.	- Okay fine, but I can- - Ajay, no.
535	00:37:28,640	00:37:29,450	Why not?	Why not?
536	00:37:29,530	00:37:33,400	Sorry sir! It took a while to get the keys from office.	Sorry sir! It took a while to get the keys from office.
537	00:37:33,620	00:37:34,520	Please come.	Please come.
538	00:37:45,400	00:37:48,000	They told me in the office that you're Shakuntala Devi's daughter.	They told me in the office that you're Shakuntala Devi's daughter.
539	00:37:53,790	00:37:54,840	You're so lucky...	You're so lucky...
540	00:37:54,920	00:37:56,770	Your mother's such a genius!	Your mother's such a genius!
541	00:37:59,510	00:38:02,370	I was ten years old when she visited our school...	I was ten years old when she visited our school...
542	00:38:04,130	00:38:05,400	She changed my life.	She changed my life.
543	00:38:05,850	00:38:08,400	I was a duffer in class, and I became a topper!	I was a duffer in class, and I became a topper!
544	00:38:10,360	00:38:12,720	Your Maths must be very good too. Right, ma'am?	Your Maths must be very good too. Right, ma'am?
545	00:38:13,070	00:38:14,250	I hate Maths.	I hate Maths.
546	00:38:18,750	00:38:20,620	Okay, there are two bedrooms here.	Okay, there are two bedrooms here.
547	00:38:20,950	00:38:23,080	You can build more rooms upstairs, if you plan to have kids in the future.	You can build more rooms upstairs, if you plan to have kids in the future.
548	00:38:23,160	00:38:24,570	We're never having kids.	We're never having kids.
549	00:38:26,040	00:38:26,890	Sorry, sir.	Sorry, sir.
550	00:38:27,520	00:38:29,710	We're not buying this house for ourselves.	We're not buying this house for ourselves.
551	00:38:30,060	00:38:32,590	Anu's business, I mean our business ...	Anu's business, I mean our business ...
552	00:38:33,070	00:38:35,860	We buy such houses, refurbish them...	We buy such houses, refurbish them...
553	00:38:36,170	00:38:37,960	We decorate and resell them.	We decorate and resell them.
554	00:38:38,210	00:38:42,000	I see! So different from Shakuntala Devi, no?	I see! So different from Shakuntala Devi, no?
555	00:38:43,750	00:38:45,200	Yes, I'm nothing like Shakuntala Devi...	Yes, I'm nothing like Shakuntala Devi...
556	00:38:45,280	00:38:47,410	And I'm buying this house, not Shakuntala Devi.	And I'm buying this house, not Shakuntala Devi.
557	00:38:47,720	00:38:50,150	I hate Maths and I don't want to ever be a mother.	I hate Maths and I don't want to ever be a mother.
558	00:38:50,400	00:38:51,480	Will you still sell us this house	Will you still sell us this house
559	00:38:51,560	00:38:52,770	or should we call another broker?	or should we call another broker?
560	00:38:57,750	00:38:58,460	Ajay...	Ajay...
561	00:38:59,190	00:39:00,440	Didn't I tell you before marriage...	Didn't I tell you before marriage...
562	00:39:00,520	00:39:02,590	That you don't want kids. And I respect that.	That you don't want kids. And I respect that.
563	00:39:03,450	00:39:05,370	But why did you get mad at that poor guy?	But why did you get mad at that poor guy?
564	00:39:06,570	00:39:07,360	I'm tired, Ajay.	I'm tired, Ajay.
565	00:39:07,910	00:39:10,570	Everyone just sees me as Shakuntala Devi's daughter.	Everyone just sees me as Shakuntala Devi's daughter.
566	00:39:10,650	00:39:12,070	But I only see you!	But I only see you!
567	00:39:14,290	00:39:15,890	I know my dreams aren't big...	I know my dreams aren't big...
568	00:39:16,630	00:39:18,340	But they're your own!	But they're your own!
569	00:39:18,720	00:39:19,490	Own it!	Own it!
570	00:39:23,690	00:39:24,280	Exactly.	Exactly.
571	00:39:24,360	00:39:25,130	Exactly!	Exactly!
572	00:39:25,780	00:39:27,150	I don't want to be a genius.	I don't want to be a genius.
573	00:39:27,230	00:39:28,000	Don't be one!	Don't be one!
574	00:39:28,080	00:39:29,250	I don't want to conquer the world.	I don't want to conquer the world.
575	00:39:29,330	00:39:29,890	We won't.	We won't.
576	00:39:29,970	00:39:31,610	I don't want to be on the covers of top magazines.	I don't want to be on the covers of top magazines.
577	00:39:32,060	00:39:33,970	- Or be on TV. - Then don't!	- Or be on TV. - Then don't!
578	00:39:35,630	00:39:36,790	Aunty, please have this.	Aunty, please have this.
579	00:39:36,870	00:39:38,150	Ma, have this. I've made it.	Ma, have this. I've made it.
580	00:39:38,230	00:39:40,080	Sure, I believe you.	Sure, I believe you.
581	00:39:42,860	00:39:44,640	Such a cutie-pie he is!	Such a cutie-pie he is!
582	00:39:45,530	00:39:46,390	Do you know...	Do you know...
583	00:39:47,060	00:39:49,940	Before he was born, we had a puppy too.	Before he was born, we had a puppy too.
584	00:39:50,970	00:39:52,690	I was always away, thanks to my posting.	I was always away, thanks to my posting.
585	00:39:53,200	00:39:56,000	So the puppy gave her company as well as practice.	So the puppy gave her company as well as practice.
586	00:39:57,090	00:39:58,350	Practice for what?	Practice for what?
587	00:39:58,800	00:40:00,390	Taking care of babies!	Taking care of babies!
588	00:40:04,090	00:40:07,010	Ajay. I need to get the lasagna out of the oven.	Ajay. I need to get the lasagna out of the oven.
589	00:40:07,090	00:40:08,070	Can you come help?	Can you come help?
590	00:40:10,880	00:40:11,480	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
591	00:40:15,370	00:40:16,520	Nice smell!	Nice smell!
592	00:40:18,520	00:40:19,210	What?	What?
593	00:40:21,070	00:40:23,490	That's the oven bell ringing, not my biological clock!	That's the oven bell ringing, not my biological clock!
594	00:40:23,570	00:40:24,930	So don't get too excited!	So don't get too excited!
595	00:40:25,860	00:40:27,300	What are you talking about?	What are you talking about?
596	00:40:27,380	00:40:29,840	Did you think Dennis will awaken my maternal instincts?	Did you think Dennis will awaken my maternal instincts?
597	00:40:29,920	00:40:31,490	I'll suddenly turn into Mother India?	I'll suddenly turn into Mother India?
598	00:40:31,780	00:40:34,540	If this was so important to you, why did you marry me?	If this was so important to you, why did you marry me?
599	00:40:34,660	00:40:35,930	It was just a gift!	It was just a gift!
600	00:40:36,010	00:40:37,820	I wanted to see a smile on your face, that's it!	I wanted to see a smile on your face, that's it!
601	00:40:37,900	00:40:39,500	Then why did your mom mention a baby?	Then why did your mom mention a baby?
602	00:40:39,580	00:40:40,860	Why don't you go ask her?	Why don't you go ask her?
603	00:40:42,200	00:40:43,740	My mother doesn't represent me, okay?	My mother doesn't represent me, okay?
604	00:40:43,910	00:40:45,880	And till you keep obsessing about your mother...	And till you keep obsessing about your mother...
605	00:40:45,960	00:40:47,680	Things will never work out between us!	Things will never work out between us!
606	00:41:03,410	00:41:05,540	Plan to serve lasagna, or a divorce notice?	Plan to serve lasagna, or a divorce notice?
607	00:41:09,660	00:41:12,030	How will it work if we both overreact?	How will it work if we both overreact?
608	00:41:26,000	00:41:26,960	Sorry?	Sorry?
609	00:41:32,050	00:41:34,190	Marriage means always having to say you're sorry.	Marriage means always having to say you're sorry.
610	00:41:42,930	00:41:45,710	I must be the world's biggest fool in love.	I must be the world's biggest fool in love.
611	00:41:48,600	00:41:50,230	You're the second biggest.	You're the second biggest.
612	00:41:50,310	00:41:51,370	Who's Number One, then?	Who's Number One, then?
613	00:42:03,700	00:42:06,660	Sir. Shakuntala Ma'am sent this for you.	Sir. Shakuntala Ma'am sent this for you.
614	00:42:11,990	00:42:14,050	Help, help! I'm dying of boredom.	Help, help! I'm dying of boredom.
615	00:42:21,340	00:42:22,340	Shakuntala!	Shakuntala!
616	00:42:22,890	00:42:24,150	I've been waiting for you for so long!	I've been waiting for you for so long!
617	00:42:24,230	00:42:25,170	Who's this?	Who's this?
618	00:42:25,250	00:42:26,070	Dushyant!	Dushyant!
619	00:42:26,490	00:42:28,480	Shakuntala's lover across lifetimes!	Shakuntala's lover across lifetimes!
620	00:42:28,560	00:42:30,350	Yes, but only in India, okay?	Yes, but only in India, okay?
621	00:42:30,560	00:42:32,940	I have different lovers in different countries.	I have different lovers in different countries.
622	00:42:33,020	00:42:34,150	How many countries?	How many countries?
623	00:42:34,930	00:42:37,780	Well, my goal is 150 lovers across 150 countries.	Well, my goal is 150 lovers across 150 countries.
624	00:42:37,860	00:42:39,330	I haven't found anyone in Iceland yet.	I haven't found anyone in Iceland yet.
625	00:42:39,410	00:42:40,830	Do you know anyone there?	Do you know anyone there?
626	00:42:40,910	00:42:43,560	Ms. Devi, we must get going.	Ms. Devi, we must get going.
627	00:42:43,690	00:42:44,730	Excuse us.	Excuse us.
628	00:42:45,390	00:42:47,940	- Good day. - Good day, Ms. Devi.	- Good day. - Good day, Ms. Devi.
629	00:42:48,960	00:42:51,730	150 countries. Good Lord!	150 countries. Good Lord!
630	00:42:55,840	00:42:56,890	Hello, Dushyant!	Hello, Dushyant!
631	00:42:57,400	00:42:59,440	Paritosh Banerji. IAS. Hi.	Paritosh Banerji. IAS. Hi.
632	00:43:00,000	00:43:02,490	So you're a Bureaucratic Superhero?	So you're a Bureaucratic Superhero?
633	00:43:03,570	00:43:06,640	You have to be a superhero when you work for the government.	You have to be a superhero when you work for the government.
634	00:43:09,720	00:43:12,360	Then prove it and rescue me From this boring party.	Then prove it and rescue me From this boring party.
635	00:43:15,590	00:43:18,270	O my darlin'	O my darlin'
636	00:43:18,350	00:43:22,260	On this dreamy night	On this dreamy night
637	00:43:22,530	00:43:25,870	With the stars so bright	With the stars so bright
638	00:43:26,180	00:43:28,370	It's time to shine and dazzle	It's time to shine and dazzle
639	00:43:28,450	00:43:31,240	Shine and dazzle, oh yes!	Shine and dazzle, oh yes!
640	00:43:31,430	00:43:33,040	Why yes..	Why yes..
641	00:43:33,120	00:43:37,200	Let's soak in the rain	Let's soak in the rain
642	00:43:37,360	00:43:40,830	Whispering sweet nothings	Whispering sweet nothings
643	00:43:41,210	00:43:42,080	Dance?	Dance?
644	00:43:42,160	00:43:43,600	Let's shine and dazzle	Let's shine and dazzle
645	00:43:43,680	00:43:46,200	Shine and dazzle, oh yes!	Shine and dazzle, oh yes!
646	00:43:46,280	00:43:47,880	Why yes...	Why yes...
647	00:43:47,960	00:43:50,650	Let's soak in the rain	Let's soak in the rain
648	00:44:13,090	00:44:14,950	Tiptoe over to me	Tiptoe over to me
649	00:44:15,030	00:44:17,130	Your lover's waiting eagerly	Your lover's waiting eagerly
650	00:44:17,210	00:44:19,660	You know what? I was going to cancel this trip.	You know what? I was going to cancel this trip.
651	00:44:19,880	00:44:21,250	Are you afraid of flying?	Are you afraid of flying?
652	00:44:22,870	00:44:26,180	I hate being out of Calcutta even for four days.	I hate being out of Calcutta even for four days.
653	00:44:26,360	00:44:30,470	And I hate being in any city for more than four days!	And I hate being in any city for more than four days!
654	00:44:30,980	00:44:32,130	- We are doomed. - Opposites attract!	- We are doomed. - Opposites attract!
655	00:44:32,210	00:44:34,300	Let's write upon the skies	Let's write upon the skies
656	00:44:34,380	00:44:36,070	This tale of yours and mine	This tale of yours and mine
657	00:44:36,210	00:44:38,350	How two hearts meet	How two hearts meet
658	00:44:38,430	00:44:41,130	And melt in a love so sweet, oh yes!	And melt in a love so sweet, oh yes!
659	00:44:41,470	00:44:43,130	Why yes...	Why yes...
660	00:44:43,210	00:44:46,430	Tiptoe over to me	Tiptoe over to me
661	00:44:46,710	00:44:47,900	I have a confession to make.	I have a confession to make.
662	00:44:49,930	00:44:52,640	My track record is sketchy. I'm divorced.	My track record is sketchy. I'm divorced.
663	00:44:53,780	00:44:55,080	Congratulations.	Congratulations.
664	00:44:56,810	00:44:59,160	If you weren't divorced, you wouldn't be here!	If you weren't divorced, you wouldn't be here!
665	00:45:02,710	00:45:04,490	Why yes..	Why yes..
666	00:45:04,570	00:45:08,630	Let's soak in the rain	Let's soak in the rain
667	00:45:08,710	00:45:11,530	Whispering sweet nothings	Whispering sweet nothings
668	00:45:12,000	00:45:14,430	Let's shine and dazzle	Let's shine and dazzle
669	00:45:14,510	00:45:17,440	Shine and dazzle, oh yes!	Shine and dazzle, oh yes!
670	00:45:17,520	00:45:19,190	Why yes...	Why yes...
671	00:45:19,270	00:45:22,870	Let's soak in the rain	Let's soak in the rain
672	00:45:32,410	00:45:33,780	I'll miss you a lot.	I'll miss you a lot.
673	00:45:37,030	00:45:41,440	And what if I said you won't have to miss me?	And what if I said you won't have to miss me?
674	00:45:44,650	00:45:45,450	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
675	00:45:46,050	00:45:49,030	Let's go. I'll come along with you.	Let's go. I'll come along with you.
676	00:45:51,790	00:45:56,340	Let me see what Calcutta has, that you are unable to leave.	Let me see what Calcutta has, that you are unable to leave.
677	00:46:01,560	00:46:04,810	And what if I don't let you leave Calcutta?	And what if I don't let you leave Calcutta?
678	00:46:13,510	00:46:16,780	This is the finest house in Ballygunge.	This is the finest house in Ballygunge.
679	00:46:17,160	00:46:19,410	This street's called Party Street.	This street's called Party Street.
680	00:46:19,590	00:46:22,460	In Calcutta, 'party' can also mean political party!	In Calcutta, 'party' can also mean political party!
681	00:46:24,160	00:46:27,180	You know, the number of this house is 720.	You know, the number of this house is 720.
682	00:46:27,580	00:46:31,590	Which is 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6	Which is 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6
683	00:46:31,670	00:46:33,570	As well as 8 x 9 x 10.	As well as 8 x 9 x 10.
684	00:46:34,550	00:46:36,070	Poor 7 got left out.	Poor 7 got left out.
685	00:46:36,290	00:46:38,250	Wow. And whose house is this?	Wow. And whose house is this?
686	00:46:39,900	00:46:40,620	Mine!	Mine!
687	00:46:41,280	00:46:42,020	As in?	As in?
688	00:46:43,380	00:46:44,510	I bought it.	I bought it.
689	00:46:45,090	00:46:46,820	- When? - Last evening.	- When? - Last evening.
690	00:46:47,060	00:46:49,670	Have you gone crazy?	Have you gone crazy?
691	00:46:50,110	00:46:51,910	I liked it, so I bought it.	I liked it, so I bought it.
692	00:46:52,500	00:46:54,030	Besides...	Besides...
693	00:46:55,030	00:46:58,500	You'll be happier here than in your dreary official residence.	You'll be happier here than in your dreary official residence.
694	00:47:00,030	00:47:01,410	Are you proposing to me?	Are you proposing to me?
695	00:47:02,320	00:47:05,780	I want a baby with an intelligent and good-looking man, after all!	I want a baby with an intelligent and good-looking man, after all!
696	00:47:11,840	00:47:15,720	Never thought I'd hear that word from your mouth.	Never thought I'd hear that word from your mouth.
697	00:47:16,810	00:47:18,440	Why, it's such a simple word!	Why, it's such a simple word!
698	00:47:18,520	00:47:20,380	B-A-B-Y, baby.	B-A-B-Y, baby.
699	00:47:20,460	00:47:21,890	You can't settle in one place...	You can't settle in one place...
700	00:47:21,970	00:47:23,930	You're out to conquer the world, and...	You're out to conquer the world, and...
701	00:47:24,010	00:47:25,920	And a mother can't do that?	And a mother can't do that?
702	00:47:29,610	00:47:31,330	You can do anything you want.	You can do anything you want.
703	00:47:33,590	00:47:34,450	So, tell me...	So, tell me...
704	00:47:35,910	00:47:37,090	When do I bring the wedding procession?	When do I bring the wedding procession?
705	00:47:37,750	00:47:39,110	I asked for a baby.	I asked for a baby.
706	00:47:39,190	00:47:40,240	Not a husband!	Not a husband!
707	00:47:44,730	00:47:45,690	Shakuntala.	Shakuntala.
708	00:47:47,060	00:47:48,770	My parents...	My parents...
709	00:47:48,850	00:47:50,850	Are against our relationship.	Are against our relationship.
710	00:47:50,930	00:47:52,520	I don't care. Do you?	I don't care. Do you?
711	00:47:53,270	00:47:56,060	I want to meet your parents.	I want to meet your parents.
712	00:47:56,280	00:47:57,520	I want their blessings.	I want their blessings.
713	00:48:08,580	00:48:09,950	Take a left from ahead.	Take a left from ahead.
714	00:48:10,320	00:48:12,320	You'll cross some cows and buffaloes on the way.	You'll cross some cows and buffaloes on the way.
715	00:48:13,780	00:48:15,510	You'll see my mother doing all the housework...	You'll see my mother doing all the housework...
716	00:48:15,590	00:48:17,240	And my father will be there too...	And my father will be there too...
717	00:48:17,320	00:48:20,060	Reading the newspaper sitting on his ancient chair.	Reading the newspaper sitting on his ancient chair.
718	00:48:22,750	00:48:25,080	Won't you come along?	Won't you come along?
719	00:48:25,630	00:48:27,770	You wanted their blessings, not me.	You wanted their blessings, not me.
720	00:48:33,570	00:48:34,800	Forgive them, Shakuntala.	Forgive them, Shakuntala.
721	00:48:35,240	00:48:38,480	Maybe love will prevail over duty?	Maybe love will prevail over duty?
722	00:48:41,100	00:48:42,280	I can't forgive them.	I can't forgive them.
723	00:48:42,970	00:48:44,940	I had no expectations from my father anyway.	I had no expectations from my father anyway.
724	00:48:45,250	00:48:48,460	Whoever was of no use to him, didn't exist.	Whoever was of no use to him, didn't exist.
725	00:48:50,060	00:48:50,980	But my mother ...	But my mother ...
726	00:48:53,510	00:48:55,920	She just stood there like a statue.	She just stood there like a statue.
727	00:48:57,100	00:48:58,040	Helpless.	Helpless.
728	00:48:58,630	00:49:00,360	Weak. Mute.	Weak. Mute.
729	00:49:02,420	00:49:04,300	She never spoke up for herself...	She never spoke up for herself...
730	00:49:05,320	00:49:08,250	She could have at least opened her mouth to save her daughter from death.	She could have at least opened her mouth to save her daughter from death.
731	00:49:20,990	00:49:25,190	I wanted to do this in front of your parents, but...	I wanted to do this in front of your parents, but...
732	00:49:31,480	00:49:34,430	Shakuntala, I love you very much.	Shakuntala, I love you very much.
733	00:49:36,620	00:49:38,130	Marry me, please?	Marry me, please?
734	00:49:45,440	00:49:48,800	Isn't the diamond a bit small for a wedding ring?	Isn't the diamond a bit small for a wedding ring?
735	00:49:49,640	00:49:50,840	It's perfect for me.	It's perfect for me.
736	00:49:51,610	00:49:54,360	That's because you've become used to settling for less.	That's because you've become used to settling for less.
737	00:49:59,590	00:50:03,970	After 200 calls, I thought you called me here to say sorry.	After 200 calls, I thought you called me here to say sorry.
738	00:50:04,520	00:50:08,100	I called you to know why despite being my daughter...	I called you to know why despite being my daughter...
739	00:50:08,420	00:50:12,820	How can marriage be your only ambition, Anu!	How can marriage be your only ambition, Anu!
740	00:50:12,900	00:50:15,640	My only ambition is to not become like you.	My only ambition is to not become like you.
741	00:50:22,640	00:50:25,610	I know how successful and famous you are.	I know how successful and famous you are.
742	00:50:25,690	00:50:27,390	You never stop reminding me, do you?	You never stop reminding me, do you?
743	00:50:27,920	00:50:29,820	At least take a look, Anu...	At least take a look, Anu...
744	00:50:29,900	00:50:31,470	Compliments from the chef.	Compliments from the chef.
745	00:50:31,970	00:50:34,770	Shakuntala Maam, it's an absolute honour to serve you.	Shakuntala Maam, it's an absolute honour to serve you.
746	00:50:35,160	00:50:36,120	How sweet.	How sweet.
747	00:50:36,610	00:50:41,740	When today's generation recognizes me, I feel I've done something right.	When today's generation recognizes me, I feel I've done something right.
748	00:50:42,440	00:50:43,800	And if you don't	And if you don't
749	00:50:43,880	00:50:46,780	she takes out her 'Black-Book' to show you how famous she is.	she takes out her 'Black-Book' to show you how famous she is.
750	00:50:47,580	00:50:48,530	Ignore her.	Ignore her.
751	00:50:49,200	00:50:49,890	Thank you.	Thank you.
752	00:50:54,100	00:50:56,550	- Just see it once, Anu... - Stop it Ma.	- Just see it once, Anu... - Stop it Ma.
753	00:50:56,730	00:50:58,800	I'm tired of being on this rollercoaster!	I'm tired of being on this rollercoaster!
754	00:50:58,970	00:51:00,720	I'm tired of being your daughter.	I'm tired of being your daughter.
755	00:51:01,010	00:51:03,350	This is that boy speaking, not you.	This is that boy speaking, not you.
756	00:51:04,480	00:51:07,010	You've lost your identity, Anu!	You've lost your identity, Anu!
757	00:51:08,780	00:51:10,330	Just divorce him, I say!	Just divorce him, I say!
758	00:51:10,840	00:51:12,140	Come home with me.	Come home with me.
759	00:51:13,080	00:51:18,280	All my properties, shares, money... it's all for you, isn't it?	All my properties, shares, money... it's all for you, isn't it?
760	00:51:25,160	00:51:28,100	I don't need you or your money.	I don't need you or your money.
761	00:51:31,220	00:51:31,910	Anu!	Anu!
762	00:51:32,950	00:51:34,810	Actually Ma, I'm divorcing you.	Actually Ma, I'm divorcing you.
763	00:51:38,190	00:51:40,930	How can anyone divorce their mother!	How can anyone divorce their mother!
764	00:51:41,350	00:51:43,220	Why... Didn't you?	Why... Didn't you?
765	00:51:49,210	00:51:54,300	You'll understand when you have a daughter.	You'll understand when you have a daughter.
766	00:51:55,840	00:51:58,400	Because of you, I never want to be a mother.	Because of you, I never want to be a mother.
767	00:52:03,960	00:52:04,960	That's what happens.	That's what happens.
768	00:52:05,970	00:52:09,390	Sometimes when you're least expecting it, you're expecting.	Sometimes when you're least expecting it, you're expecting.
769	00:52:10,630	00:52:13,210	That's what we call the miracle of life.	That's what we call the miracle of life.
770	00:52:14,470	00:52:16,800	It's been 8 weeks. Congratulations.	It's been 8 weeks. Congratulations.
771	00:52:18,440	00:52:20,470	Anu, you're going to be a mom.	Anu, you're going to be a mom.
772	00:52:22,180	00:52:22,810	Anu!	Anu!
773	00:52:23,990	00:52:24,880	Anu!	Anu!
774	00:52:26,080	00:52:26,860	Anu!	Anu!
775	00:52:29,920	00:52:31,840	Look, I won't lie.	Look, I won't lie.
776	00:52:32,720	00:52:34,550	Today's the happiest day of my life.	Today's the happiest day of my life.
777	00:52:36,550	00:52:38,780	A child is a responsibility of a lifetime.	A child is a responsibility of a lifetime.
778	00:52:38,970	00:52:39,680	I know.	I know.
779	00:52:39,760	00:52:41,860	Everyone handles it. We can too!	Everyone handles it. We can too!
780	00:52:41,960	00:52:43,810	Not everyone can handle it, Ajay.	Not everyone can handle it, Ajay.
781	00:52:44,720	00:52:48,310	Just for once, forget all your baggage and your parents.	Just for once, forget all your baggage and your parents.
782	00:52:48,860	00:52:49,930	Listen to your heart.	Listen to your heart.
783	00:52:50,870	00:52:52,140	How do you feel?	How do you feel?
784	00:52:54,550	00:52:57,650	I feel... thrilled.	I feel... thrilled.
785	00:53:01,530	00:53:03,380	I feel so happy that...	I feel so happy that...
786	00:53:03,980	00:53:05,240	it scares me.	it scares me.
787	00:53:07,800	00:53:08,580	Yes!	Yes!
788	00:53:09,040	00:53:10,350	Sorry, we're having a baby.	Sorry, we're having a baby.
789	00:53:11,440	00:53:13,050	If it's a girl, we'll call her Amritha. Amrit if it's a boy.	If it's a girl, we'll call her Amritha. Amrit if it's a boy.
790	00:53:13,310	00:53:14,400	You're making a scene!	You're making a scene!
791	00:53:14,480	00:53:15,870	We're making a family!	We're making a family!
792	00:53:19,640	00:53:21,850	My baby!	My baby!
793	00:53:22,100	00:53:22,980	Our baby.	Our baby.
794	00:53:24,590	00:53:26,450	I'm the one with 3 inch long stitches.	I'm the one with 3 inch long stitches.
795	00:53:26,530	00:53:27,940	But sure, 'our baby'.	But sure, 'our baby'.
796	00:53:28,330	00:53:29,810	Okay fine, your baby.	Okay fine, your baby.
797	00:54:16,900	00:54:18,040	What happened, Shakuntala?	What happened, Shakuntala?
798	00:54:21,970	00:54:22,970	Is Anu okay?	Is Anu okay?
799	00:54:24,070	00:54:24,610	Yes.	Yes.
800	00:54:28,030	00:54:28,910	What's the matter?	What's the matter?
801	00:54:30,360	00:54:33,520	Paritosh, I'm not just a mother.	Paritosh, I'm not just a mother.
802	00:54:34,320	00:54:35,650	I'm still me.	I'm still me.
803	00:54:37,270	00:54:37,940	As in?	As in?
804	00:54:38,450	00:54:43,960	When I recite rhymes to Anu, my mind buzzes with numbers.	When I recite rhymes to Anu, my mind buzzes with numbers.
805	00:54:44,920	00:54:47,130	When she hears the rattle and claps	When she hears the rattle and claps
806	00:54:47,210	00:54:49,420	I miss the applause of my audience.	I miss the applause of my audience.
807	00:54:49,810	00:54:51,970	When I look at the verandah, it reminds me of my stage.	When I look at the verandah, it reminds me of my stage.
808	00:54:54,680	00:54:56,970	Why aren't you on stage, then?	Why aren't you on stage, then?
809	00:55:00,810	00:55:02,010	What about Anu?	What about Anu?
810	00:55:02,500	00:55:04,280	Anu has two parents, Shakuntala.	Anu has two parents, Shakuntala.
811	00:55:06,870	00:55:09,530	You mean I can do my shows?	You mean I can do my shows?
812	00:55:12,850	00:55:15,550	Since when did you start asking for permission?	Since when did you start asking for permission?
813	00:55:17,460	00:55:18,940	Outside India too?	Outside India too?
814	00:55:24,040	00:55:25,910	If you lose a part of yourself	If you lose a part of yourself
815	00:55:26,620	00:55:28,860	we'll lose a part of us, right?	we'll lose a part of us, right?
816	00:55:34,570	00:55:35,390	Okay.	Okay.
817	00:55:35,970	00:55:36,810	Okay!	Okay!
818	00:55:40,320	00:55:42,860	The problem got solved so easily!	The problem got solved so easily!
819	00:55:42,940	00:55:45,590	And I was expecting fireworks.	And I was expecting fireworks.
820	00:55:47,960	00:55:49,460	We can still have fireworks.	We can still have fireworks.
821	00:55:55,880	00:55:57,990	Shakuntala, you're getting late.	Shakuntala, you're getting late.
822	00:55:58,070	00:55:58,920	Give her to me.	Give her to me.
823	00:56:00,220	00:56:01,730	It's time for your flight.	It's time for your flight.
824	00:56:05,540	00:56:07,430	Go now.	Go now.
825	00:56:18,730	00:56:22,480	When I told my manager that I wanted to start doing my math shows again	When I told my manager that I wanted to start doing my math shows again
826	00:56:22,560	00:56:23,540	he was shocked.	he was shocked.
827	00:56:23,890	00:56:27,080	He said, 'But ma'am, you've just had a baby!'	He said, 'But ma'am, you've just had a baby!'
828	00:56:27,610	00:56:28,850	I said, 'Why?'	I said, 'Why?'
829	00:56:28,930	00:56:32,230	'Have I turned into a different person?'	'Have I turned into a different person?'
830	00:56:32,310	00:56:35,010	Do women lose their brains after becoming mothers?	Do women lose their brains after becoming mothers?
831	00:56:37,550	00:56:42,250	So today, shall we see if this new mother's brain is still working or not?	So today, shall we see if this new mother's brain is still working or not?
832	00:56:42,610	00:56:44,250	Can I have the questions please?	Can I have the questions please?
833	00:56:44,490	00:56:46,460	Ms. Devi, the questions from the audience.	Ms. Devi, the questions from the audience.
834	00:56:47,090	00:56:48,770	The first question...	The first question...
835	00:56:55,170	00:56:56,350	Thank you.	Thank you.
836	00:57:04,810	00:57:05,580	Thank you.	Thank you.
837	00:57:15,930	00:57:17,070	How are you doing it?	How are you doing it?
838	00:57:17,420	00:57:18,160	How?	How?
839	00:57:20,820	00:57:22,970	Ma Genius: Ready to conquer the world	Ma Genius: Ready to conquer the world
840	00:57:33,520	00:57:34,670	That took 50 seconds.	That took 50 seconds.
841	00:57:34,750	00:57:36,390	The computer is still calculating.	The computer is still calculating.
842	00:57:38,300	00:57:41,320	There it is. The computer got it in 62 seconds.	There it is. The computer got it in 62 seconds.
843	00:57:41,400	00:57:42,290	She's right!	She's right!
844	00:57:42,370	00:57:46,490	Ms. Devi calculated the 23rd root of a 201 digit number	Ms. Devi calculated the 23rd root of a 201 digit number
845	00:57:46,570	00:57:49,120	Faster than the fastest computer, the UNIVAC!	Faster than the fastest computer, the UNIVAC!
846	00:57:51,920	00:57:52,730	Thank you.	Thank you.
847	00:57:53,830	00:57:55,430	Ms. Devi, how?	Ms. Devi, how?
848	00:57:55,880	00:57:57,000	How do you do it?	How do you do it?
849	00:57:57,080	00:57:57,790	How!	How!
850	00:58:00,990	00:58:03,850	Shakuntala Devi's magic spreads across the world! What's her secret?	Shakuntala Devi's magic spreads across the world! What's her secret?
851	00:58:10,270	00:58:11,520	Are you ready?	Are you ready?
852	00:58:12,360	00:58:13,950	Okay, the answer is...	Okay, the answer is...
853	00:58:28,930	00:58:29,990	Am I correct?	Am I correct?
854	00:58:34,450	00:58:35,440	That's absolutely correct.	That's absolutely correct.
855	00:58:36,340	00:58:36,780	Thank you.	Thank you.
856	00:58:36,860	00:58:40,050	This is the largest mental multiplication ever done	This is the largest mental multiplication ever done
857	00:58:40,130	00:58:42,820	In record time by a human being!	In record time by a human being!
858	00:58:42,900	00:58:46,280	I think Ms. Devi just made it to the Guinness Book of World Records!	I think Ms. Devi just made it to the Guinness Book of World Records!
859	00:58:46,360	00:58:48,960	How do you do it Ms. Devi?	How do you do it Ms. Devi?
860	00:58:56,550	00:58:59,370	The question on everyone's mind: How does she do it?	The question on everyone's mind: How does she do it?
861	00:59:02,510	00:59:04,010	What is the cube root of	What is the cube root of
862	00:59:09,000	00:59:09,510	Correct!	Correct!
863	00:59:09,590	00:59:11,150	What is the cube root of	What is the cube root of
864	00:59:20,920	00:59:23,040	So, did you find out how I do it?	So, did you find out how I do it?
865	00:59:23,240	00:59:26,600	Ms. Devi, your rather unexceptional reaction times	Ms. Devi, your rather unexceptional reaction times
866	00:59:26,680	00:59:29,420	on a battery of elementary cognitive tasks.	on a battery of elementary cognitive tasks.
867	00:59:29,500	00:59:32,930	which were compared with the mean RTs of adults on the same tests	which were compared with the mean RTs of adults on the same tests
868	00:59:33,170	00:59:35,010	Contrasts so markedly with your	Contrasts so markedly with your
869	00:59:35,090	00:59:38,150	amazing speed of performing huge arithmetic calculations	amazing speed of performing huge arithmetic calculations
870	00:59:38,230	00:59:40,300	as to indicate that your skill with numbers	as to indicate that your skill with numbers
871	00:59:40,380	00:59:43,940	must depend largely on the automatic encoding and retrieval	must depend largely on the automatic encoding and retrieval
872	00:59:44,020	00:59:48,150	of a wealth of declarative and procedural information in long term memory	of a wealth of declarative and procedural information in long term memory
873	00:59:48,230	00:59:51,830	rather than on any unusual basic capacities.	rather than on any unusual basic capacities.
874	00:59:53,300	00:59:54,280	English please.	English please.
875	00:59:54,850	00:59:55,990	After all the tests...	After all the tests...
876	00:59:56,070	01:00:00,380	We cannot really explain how exactly you do it, Ms. Devi.	We cannot really explain how exactly you do it, Ms. Devi.
877	01:00:06,580	01:00:08,540	How could those English scientists know...	How could those English scientists know...
878	01:00:08,620	01:00:11,750	It's impossible to decipher the great Shakuntala Devi.	It's impossible to decipher the great Shakuntala Devi.
879	01:00:12,220	01:00:13,350	Exactly!	Exactly!
880	01:00:13,910	01:00:15,940	So, what's my daughter up to?	So, what's my daughter up to?
881	01:00:16,020	01:00:19,700	Your daughter just spoke her first word... Daddy!	Your daughter just spoke her first word... Daddy!
882	01:00:22,510	01:00:22,910	Daddy...	Daddy...
883	01:00:23,240	01:00:25,920	Remember those musical shoes you got her from the States?	Remember those musical shoes you got her from the States?
884	01:00:26,330	01:00:30,990	She runs around the house in them, chanting "Daddy, Daddy!"	She runs around the house in them, chanting "Daddy, Daddy!"
885	01:00:34,930	01:00:35,520	Hello?	Hello?
886	01:00:36,460	01:00:37,200	Hello.	Hello.
887	01:00:37,710	01:00:38,420	Hello.	Hello.
888	01:00:38,990	01:00:39,850	Hello.	Hello.
889	01:00:40,200	01:00:40,940	Hello?	Hello?
890	01:00:41,370	01:00:43,210	Hello, I can't hear you.	Hello, I can't hear you.
891	01:00:44,010	01:00:44,860	Hello?	Hello?
892	01:00:44,940	01:00:45,630	Hello?	Hello?
893	01:00:46,490	01:00:47,100	Hello?	Hello?
894	01:01:00,020	01:01:01,450	I don't understand.	I don't understand.
895	01:01:01,530	01:01:04,310	Why can't the three of us travel the world together?	Why can't the three of us travel the world together?
896	01:01:04,390	01:01:05,830	I belong here, in Calcutta.	I belong here, in Calcutta.
897	01:01:06,200	01:01:07,980	I thought we belonged together.	I thought we belonged together.
898	01:01:08,060	01:01:09,520	What will I do there?	What will I do there?
899	01:01:09,970	01:01:11,560	You'll be busy with your shows!	You'll be busy with your shows!
900	01:01:11,970	01:01:14,630	And I'm not your stepney.	And I'm not your stepney.
901	01:01:18,350	01:01:21,160	If you were a world famous mathematician	If you were a world famous mathematician
902	01:01:21,240	01:01:23,200	doing shows worldwide...	doing shows worldwide...
903	01:01:23,280	01:01:26,000	Not just you, the whole world would expect me	Not just you, the whole world would expect me
904	01:01:26,080	01:01:28,140	to pack my bags and string along with you.	to pack my bags and string along with you.
905	01:01:28,220	01:01:31,970	I've always supported you and your career!	I've always supported you and your career!
906	01:01:32,050	01:01:32,730	Thanks!	Thanks!
907	01:01:32,810	01:01:36,010	I've taken care of Anu when you haven't been around!	I've taken care of Anu when you haven't been around!
908	01:01:36,090	01:01:40,690	Wow. You deserve a Nobel prize for taking care of your own daughter!	Wow. You deserve a Nobel prize for taking care of your own daughter!
909	01:01:40,770	01:01:43,800	Like you get prizes for abandoning your daughter?	Like you get prizes for abandoning your daughter?
910	01:01:46,350	01:01:47,000	This.	This.
911	01:01:47,830	01:01:49,420	This is what you really are!	This is what you really are!
912	01:01:51,770	01:01:54,080	You're just like all the other men!	You're just like all the other men!
913	01:01:56,500	01:01:57,630	What are you doing!	What are you doing!
914	01:01:58,390	01:01:59,690	Have you gone crazy?	Have you gone crazy?
915	01:02:35,360	01:02:36,280	Paritosh.	Paritosh.
916	01:02:37,880	01:02:39,510	Maths is everything to me.	Maths is everything to me.
917	01:02:40,910	01:02:42,760	But Anu's even more important than Maths.	But Anu's even more important than Maths.
918	01:02:43,030	01:02:46,090	I'm sorry. I said those things in anger.	I'm sorry. I said those things in anger.
919	01:02:48,600	01:02:50,920	If you don't want to come with me...	If you don't want to come with me...
920	01:02:52,560	01:02:53,810	That's your choice.	That's your choice.
921	01:02:54,530	01:02:56,240	But Anu will stay with me now.	But Anu will stay with me now.
922	01:02:56,970	01:02:58,670	She'll go wherever I go.	She'll go wherever I go.
923	01:02:59,860	01:03:00,610	She's a child, Shakuntala...	She's a child, Shakuntala...
924	01:03:00,690	01:03:04,410	Not a suitcase to be dragged city to city.	Not a suitcase to be dragged city to city.
925	01:03:05,040	01:03:07,220	I can't stay without my daughter anymore.	I can't stay without my daughter anymore.
926	01:03:07,300	01:03:09,270	I can't stay without her either!	I can't stay without her either!
927	01:03:12,900	01:03:14,360	I gave birth to her.	I gave birth to her.
928	01:03:15,160	01:03:17,010	I have three inch long stitches on me.	I have three inch long stitches on me.
929	01:03:17,390	01:03:18,760	I have more right on her.	I have more right on her.
930	01:03:19,260	01:03:21,760	Just giving birth doesn't make one a mother, Shakuntala.	Just giving birth doesn't make one a mother, Shakuntala.
931	01:03:22,430	01:03:25,710	I'll be the world's best mother!	I'll be the world's best mother!
932	01:03:34,950	01:03:35,910	Shakuntala!	Shakuntala!
933	01:03:55,800	01:03:56,850	Dear Dad.	Dear Dad.
934	01:03:56,930	01:03:59,950	London is nothing like the descriptions in storybooks.	London is nothing like the descriptions in storybooks.
935	01:04:00,100	01:04:01,810	There are just two kinds of weather here.	There are just two kinds of weather here.
936	01:04:02,240	01:04:04,360	Rain and winter.	Rain and winter.
937	01:04:04,970	01:04:06,600	I want to come to Calcutta.	I want to come to Calcutta.
938	01:04:06,930	01:04:09,320	I wait for your letter everyday.	I wait for your letter everyday.
939	01:04:09,770	01:04:11,810	I miss you a lot, Dad.	I miss you a lot, Dad.
940	01:04:11,890	01:04:14,110	The world needs to discover Vedic Maths.	The world needs to discover Vedic Maths.
941	01:04:14,190	01:04:15,750	Just like my daughter Anu has.	Just like my daughter Anu has.
942	01:04:15,830	01:04:16,660	Say Hello, Anu.	Say Hello, Anu.
943	01:04:16,790	01:04:17,730	This is Edward.	This is Edward.
944	01:04:18,980	01:04:20,320	- Hello. - Hi. Hello.	- Hello. - Hi. Hello.
945	01:04:20,700	01:04:22,590	Go on, Edward. Ask her a question!	Go on, Edward. Ask her a question!
946	01:04:22,670	01:04:24,530	Oh. That won't be necessary.	Oh. That won't be necessary.
947	01:04:24,700	01:04:26,030	No, I insist.	No, I insist.
948	01:04:26,510	01:04:27,320	Ask her!	Ask her!
949	01:04:30,070	01:04:31,930	What's 409 square?	What's 409 square?
950	01:04:35,350	01:04:36,150	Correct!	Correct!
951	01:04:36,310	01:04:37,410	How did she do that?	How did she do that?
952	01:04:37,600	01:04:38,550	Tell him, sweetie.	Tell him, sweetie.
953	01:04:39,750	01:04:43,960	So the first two digits of the answer will be the first digit.	So the first two digits of the answer will be the first digit.
954	01:04:44,040	01:04:45,920	4 square, which is 16.	4 square, which is 16.
955	01:04:46,180	01:04:49,880	And the last two digits of the answer will be the last digit.	And the last two digits of the answer will be the last digit.
956	01:04:49,960	01:04:52,100	9 square, which is 81.	9 square, which is 81.
957	01:04:52,490	01:04:56,420	And the middle two digits are two times of the first and last number.	And the middle two digits are two times of the first and last number.
958	01:04:56,500	01:04:59,860	That's 2x4x9. Which is 72.	That's 2x4x9. Which is 72.
959	01:05:00,170	01:05:03,130	So the answer is 167281.	So the answer is 167281.
960	01:05:04,600	01:05:05,710	Very good!	Very good!
961	01:05:07,480	01:05:09,790	I got a three-book deal, only because of you.	I got a three-book deal, only because of you.
962	01:05:09,870	01:05:10,970	Thank you!	Thank you!
963	01:05:12,460	01:05:14,010	Please post this to Dad.	Please post this to Dad.
964	01:05:14,420	01:05:15,270	What's this?	What's this?
965	01:05:15,930	01:05:17,160	A letter for him.	A letter for him.
966	01:05:17,900	01:05:18,950	Don't forget.	Don't forget.
967	01:05:20,760	01:05:21,870	Don't forget!	Don't forget!
968	01:05:25,770	01:05:26,590	Yes ma'am.	Yes ma'am.
969	01:05:27,630	01:05:28,650	Shall we go to the park?	Shall we go to the park?
970	01:05:31,090	01:05:33,190	My mind wants to go to the park.	My mind wants to go to the park.
971	01:05:33,680	01:05:35,230	But my instinct says...	But my instinct says...
972	01:05:38,180	01:05:39,200	Sorry, Anu.	Sorry, Anu.
973	01:05:41,580	01:05:42,700	Sorry!	Sorry!
974	01:05:43,350	01:05:44,320	Dear Dad.	Dear Dad.
975	01:05:44,850	01:05:47,710	Apart from being a world-famous Mathematician...	Apart from being a world-famous Mathematician...
976	01:05:48,030	01:05:50,390	Ma's now become a world-famous Astrologer too.	Ma's now become a world-famous Astrologer too.
977	01:05:50,740	01:05:56,400	She says she has both the intellect for Maths and the instinct for Astrology.	She says she has both the intellect for Maths and the instinct for Astrology.
978	01:05:57,040	01:05:59,050	I think Ma's become very rich.	I think Ma's become very rich.
979	01:06:01,660	01:06:07,770	Ma says you don't have the time to call or write to me.	Ma says you don't have the time to call or write to me.
980	01:06:10,020	01:06:11,740	Is that true, Dad?	Is that true, Dad?
981	01:06:14,640	01:06:17,660	I'll be back in three months, you can take an appointment then.	I'll be back in three months, you can take an appointment then.
982	01:06:18,360	01:06:20,370	Most definitely!	Most definitely!
983	01:06:21,000	01:06:22,690	It's all Lord Ganesha's blessing!	It's all Lord Ganesha's blessing!
984	01:06:23,370	01:06:24,440	I'll take your leave. Goodbye.	I'll take your leave. Goodbye.
985	01:06:24,520	01:06:25,330	Goodbye!	Goodbye!
986	01:06:27,590	01:06:28,970	What a day, Anu.	What a day, Anu.
987	01:06:29,330	01:06:30,910	25 appointments!	25 appointments!
988	01:06:31,290	01:06:32,950	What questions did Uncle have?	What questions did Uncle have?
989	01:06:33,030	01:06:35,310	Everyone has only two questions.	Everyone has only two questions.
990	01:06:35,580	01:06:38,500	Will I get money? Will I get love?	Will I get money? Will I get love?
991	01:06:38,680	01:06:40,160	But I have another question.	But I have another question.
992	01:06:40,340	01:06:41,200	What?	What?
993	01:06:41,470	01:06:42,970	Will I get my father?	Will I get my father?
994	01:06:46,610	01:06:48,200	I have a question too.	I have a question too.
995	01:06:49,980	01:06:51,360	What do you think of my poster?	What do you think of my poster?
996	01:06:53,280	01:06:56,720	'Erase Poverty' isn't just an empty slogan for me.	'Erase Poverty' isn't just an empty slogan for me.
997	01:06:57,200	01:07:00,180	I've erased poverty from my own life.	I've erased poverty from my own life.
998	01:07:00,970	01:07:03,210	Please give me your precious vote...	Please give me your precious vote...
999	01:07:03,370	01:07:05,220	I'll remove poverty and unemployment...	I'll remove poverty and unemployment...
1000	01:07:05,400	01:07:06,160	Dear Dad.	Dear Dad.
1001	01:07:06,690	01:07:09,930	Ma isn't just a mathematician and astrologer now...	Ma isn't just a mathematician and astrologer now...
1002	01:07:10,010	01:07:11,710	She's become a politician too.	She's become a politician too.
1003	01:07:12,300	01:07:13,950	Everyone says that she's the only one	Everyone says that she's the only one
1004	01:07:14,230	01:07:19,050	Who can defeat Indira Gandhi in these elections.	Who can defeat Indira Gandhi in these elections.
1005	01:07:19,880	01:07:21,710	The results will be out today.	The results will be out today.
1006	01:07:23,590	01:07:25,360	Ma... Back so soon?	Ma... Back so soon?
1007	01:07:28,670	01:07:29,480	Anu...	Anu...
1008	01:07:29,690	01:07:31,310	Turn off the TV, please.	Turn off the TV, please.
1009	01:07:31,760	01:07:32,500	Yes, Ma.	Yes, Ma.
1010	01:07:39,180	01:07:39,900	Here.	Here.
1011	01:07:42,370	01:07:43,280	What's this?	What's this?
1012	01:07:47,140	01:07:48,590	Are the results out?	Are the results out?
1013	01:07:57,740	01:07:59,560	Did you lose?	Did you lose?
1014	01:08:00,780	01:08:02,380	Absolutely not.	Absolutely not.
1015	01:08:02,770	01:08:04,020	I never lose, Anu.	I never lose, Anu.
1016	01:08:04,360	01:08:05,690	Always remember that.	Always remember that.
1017	01:08:18,970	01:08:20,500	Come on, let's pack our bags.	Come on, let's pack our bags.
1018	01:08:20,930	01:08:23,150	I've booked 10 maths shows.	I've booked 10 maths shows.
1019	01:08:23,230	01:08:29,040	10 cities. Bombay, Nagpur, Poona, Hyderabad, Vijayawada.	10 cities. Bombay, Nagpur, Poona, Hyderabad, Vijayawada.
1020	01:08:29,120	01:08:30,610	I need five numbers.	I need five numbers.
1021	01:08:30,950	01:08:32,800	Each one of you will give me one number.	Each one of you will give me one number.
1022	01:08:32,880	01:08:33,800	Let's begin!	Let's begin!
1023	01:08:38,150	01:08:41,220	Now I'm going to make a 'Magic Square' with these 5 digits.	Now I'm going to make a 'Magic Square' with these 5 digits.
1024	01:08:41,380	01:08:45,240	Add up any row or column and you'll get the same answer.	Add up any row or column and you'll get the same answer.
1025	01:08:45,440	01:08:46,430	Want to see how?	Want to see how?
1026	01:08:50,860	01:08:51,590	What's the answer?	What's the answer?
1027	01:08:57,170	01:08:57,610	What's the answer?	What's the answer?
1028	01:09:05,040	01:09:09,070	Dear Dad, I go to so many schools with Ma.	Dear Dad, I go to so many schools with Ma.
1029	01:09:09,470	01:09:12,210	But I want to go to my own school.	But I want to go to my own school.
1030	01:09:12,940	01:09:13,750	In one place.	In one place.
1031	01:09:14,420	01:09:15,880	I don't want to travel the world.	I don't want to travel the world.
1032	01:09:16,170	01:09:17,710	Please do something, Dad.	Please do something, Dad.
1033	01:09:17,790	01:09:18,480	Anu?	Anu?
1034	01:09:19,770	01:09:20,580	Please?	Please?
1035	01:09:21,050	01:09:22,100	Please?	Please?
1036	01:09:23,650	01:09:24,260	Cheers!	Cheers!
1037	01:09:24,340	01:09:25,220	Cheers.	Cheers.
1038	01:09:31,120	01:09:31,800	So?	So?
1039	01:09:32,490	01:09:35,870	All the way from Calcutta to Bombay. How come?	All the way from Calcutta to Bombay. How come?
1040	01:09:39,780	01:09:41,370	How's my daughter?	How's my daughter?
1041	01:09:43,780	01:09:44,750	She's happy.	She's happy.
1042	01:09:45,040	01:09:47,310	I really enjoy reading her letters.	I really enjoy reading her letters.
1043	01:09:50,510	01:09:53,620	You didn't give her any of my letters, did you?	You didn't give her any of my letters, did you?
1044	01:09:54,710	01:09:57,060	She wouldn't be able to handle it, Paritosh.	She wouldn't be able to handle it, Paritosh.
1045	01:09:57,140	01:09:59,210	Between two continents and two parents...	Between two continents and two parents...
1046	01:09:59,350	01:10:00,360	She'd be torn.	She'd be torn.
1047	01:10:01,440	01:10:02,440	And confused.	And confused.
1048	01:10:03,510	01:10:04,530	I've heard it many times.	I've heard it many times.
1049	01:10:06,600	01:10:10,930	Shakuntala, please put her in a proper school now.	Shakuntala, please put her in a proper school now.
1050	01:10:11,010	01:10:11,830	Please.	Please.
1051	01:10:12,510	01:10:16,340	'Proper' schools kill creativity in children.	'Proper' schools kill creativity in children.
1052	01:10:16,680	01:10:18,910	Besides, Anu travels the world!	Besides, Anu travels the world!
1053	01:10:19,060	01:10:21,350	She meets intellectuals from various countries.	She meets intellectuals from various countries.
1054	01:10:21,570	01:10:23,010	It's the best kind of education.	It's the best kind of education.
1055	01:10:23,360	01:10:25,700	You're doing this for yourself, not for Anu.	You're doing this for yourself, not for Anu.
1056	01:10:27,270	01:10:29,480	You want Anu to be with you all the time.	You want Anu to be with you all the time.
1057	01:10:30,020	01:10:31,880	Yes, I do. Why not?	Yes, I do. Why not?
1058	01:10:32,320	01:10:33,400	She's my daughter.	She's my daughter.
1059	01:10:33,610	01:10:34,890	I have every right on her.	I have every right on her.
1060	01:10:35,190	01:10:36,680	Anu's your daughter.	Anu's your daughter.
1061	01:10:37,130	01:10:38,200	You don't own her.	You don't own her.
1062	01:10:38,440	01:10:41,420	Children can claim their parents for the rest of their lives...	Children can claim their parents for the rest of their lives...
1063	01:10:42,370	01:10:44,720	But parents can't claim their children forever.	But parents can't claim their children forever.
1064	01:10:45,220	01:10:46,460	That's the universal rule of life.	That's the universal rule of life.
1065	01:10:46,680	01:10:48,700	I don't believe in such pathetic rules.	I don't believe in such pathetic rules.
1066	01:10:53,360	01:10:55,240	You're behaving exactly like your father.	You're behaving exactly like your father.
1067	01:10:57,320	01:11:01,300	You're stealing Anu's childhood just like he stole yours.	You're stealing Anu's childhood just like he stole yours.
1068	01:11:02,260	01:11:04,370	How dare you compare me to that man!	How dare you compare me to that man!
1069	01:11:06,860	01:11:09,030	I'm nothing like him.	I'm nothing like him.
1070	01:11:15,790	01:11:21,210	Shakuntala, put Anu in a proper school this academic year, or else...	Shakuntala, put Anu in a proper school this academic year, or else...
1071	01:11:23,770	01:11:25,760	I'll have to go to court for her custody.	I'll have to go to court for her custody.
1072	01:11:26,960	01:11:27,990	Not joint..	Not joint..
1073	01:11:29,450	01:11:30,470	but full custody.	but full custody.
1074	01:11:43,850	01:11:51,030	You know, for a while I felt like we still stood a chance, but...	You know, for a while I felt like we still stood a chance, but...
1075	01:11:53,550	01:11:55,320	You don't need me, Shakuntala.	You don't need me, Shakuntala.
1076	01:11:56,040	01:11:58,240	I don't need you, Paritosh. I love...	I don't need you, Paritosh. I love...
1077	01:12:00,720	01:12:02,820	Loved you.	Loved you.
1078	01:12:04,660	01:12:07,050	I can't be a nomad like you.	I can't be a nomad like you.
1079	01:12:07,930	01:12:11,640	And I can't be a tree like you.	And I can't be a tree like you.
1080	01:12:23,230	01:12:26,550	From Shimla to the Nilgiri Hills...	From Shimla to the Nilgiri Hills...
1081	01:12:27,080	01:12:30,240	Here are the brochures for India's best boarding schools.	Here are the brochures for India's best boarding schools.
1082	01:12:32,350	01:12:33,070	Choose.	Choose.
1083	01:12:46,780	01:12:49,010	- I don't get this. - What? This is so easy!	- I don't get this. - What? This is so easy!
1084	01:12:49,160	01:12:50,710	Surprise!	Surprise!
1085	01:12:51,750	01:12:52,970	Hello girls!	Hello girls!
1086	01:12:53,280	01:12:55,180	Aren't these skirts a bit too long?	Aren't these skirts a bit too long?
1087	01:12:55,260	01:12:56,410	Get a scissor and snip them!	Get a scissor and snip them!
1088	01:12:57,470	01:13:01,390	Anu, my baby... I missed you!	Anu, my baby... I missed you!
1089	01:13:03,160	01:13:04,900	Come on, give me a hug!	Come on, give me a hug!
1090	01:13:05,050	01:13:06,290	Summer holidays start in 4 days.	Summer holidays start in 4 days.
1091	01:13:06,370	01:13:09,140	I know. But I managed to coax your principal.	I know. But I managed to coax your principal.
1092	01:13:09,220	01:13:12,640	We're going to Nairobi tomorrow, then Cape Town, Toronto, Paris...	We're going to Nairobi tomorrow, then Cape Town, Toronto, Paris...
1093	01:13:12,720	01:13:13,810	Lucky Anu!	Lucky Anu!
1094	01:13:13,890	01:13:17,490	I spend summer holidays on my sofa, in KPBB mode.	I spend summer holidays on my sofa, in KPBB mode.
1095	01:13:17,630	01:13:18,880	What's 'KPBB'?	What's 'KPBB'?
1096	01:13:19,010	01:13:21,900	'Keep Pigging-out and Become a Buffalo!'	'Keep Pigging-out and Become a Buffalo!'
1097	01:13:22,280	01:13:23,830	CAJGBPQ!	CAJGBPQ!
1098	01:13:23,910	01:13:24,680	What's that?	What's that?
1099	01:13:25,330	01:13:28,080	C'mon And Just Get a Bag Packed Quick!	C'mon And Just Get a Bag Packed Quick!
1100	01:13:29,290	01:13:30,760	Okay, bye girls!	Okay, bye girls!
1101	01:13:31,180	01:13:34,800	Dear Dad. It's been ten years since I saw you.	Dear Dad. It's been ten years since I saw you.
1102	01:13:35,900	01:13:38,890	I want to come to Calcutta for at least one summer holiday.	I want to come to Calcutta for at least one summer holiday.
1103	01:13:39,040	01:13:42,910	- My sister Sharda... - I'm tired of this Shakuntala Devi World Tour.	- My sister Sharda... - I'm tired of this Shakuntala Devi World Tour.
1104	01:13:42,990	01:13:47,130	We were so poor that we couldn't afford to take her to a doctor.	We were so poor that we couldn't afford to take her to a doctor.
1105	01:13:47,920	01:13:50,570	Since then, I've tried to fulfill both our dreams.	Since then, I've tried to fulfill both our dreams.
1106	01:13:51,380	01:13:53,890	That is so inspiring. So inspiring!	That is so inspiring. So inspiring!
1107	01:13:57,380	01:13:59,830	Now let's talk about this book launch.	Now let's talk about this book launch.
1108	01:14:00,040	01:14:00,980	Sure!	Sure!
1109	01:14:01,650	01:14:05,500	You've taken on quite a brave and controversial topic...	You've taken on quite a brave and controversial topic...
1110	01:14:06,180	01:14:09,260	Don't be scared to say the title of the book loudly!	Don't be scared to say the title of the book loudly!
1111	01:14:11,210	01:14:13,250	The World of Homosexuals.	The World of Homosexuals.
1112	01:14:13,850	01:14:15,790	I believe love is love.	I believe love is love.
1113	01:14:15,930	01:14:18,820	Who we choose to love is our personal matter.	Who we choose to love is our personal matter.
1114	01:14:20,480	01:14:25,190	Given that you aren't homo...sexual...	Given that you aren't homo...sexual...
1115	01:14:25,340	01:14:27,580	How did you write this book?	How did you write this book?
1116	01:14:28,390	01:14:30,190	Well I haven't killed anyone either...	Well I haven't killed anyone either...
1117	01:14:30,270	01:14:32,370	But I've written a book called 'Perfect Murder'!	But I've written a book called 'Perfect Murder'!
1118	01:14:35,650	01:14:41,160	Actually I got interested in homosexuality because...	Actually I got interested in homosexuality because...
1119	01:14:41,240	01:14:43,760	My ex-husband was a homosexual.	My ex-husband was a homosexual.
1120	01:14:46,160	01:14:49,380	I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you okay?	I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you okay?
1121	01:14:49,540	01:14:51,530	No, you should not be sorry.	No, you should not be sorry.
1122	01:14:52,640	01:14:55,290	It is his choice and I support him.	It is his choice and I support him.
1123	01:14:55,990	01:14:58,760	You are incredibly amazing. So amazing!	You are incredibly amazing. So amazing!
1124	01:14:59,150	01:15:00,250	Thank you.	Thank you.
1125	01:15:04,410	01:15:05,060	Anu.	Anu.
1126	01:15:07,430	01:15:08,280	Anu!	Anu!
1127	01:15:09,720	01:15:10,980	Anu, stop!	Anu, stop!
1128	01:15:11,810	01:15:13,960	What is this behaviour, Anu!	What is this behaviour, Anu!
1129	01:15:14,360	01:15:17,490	"My father was a lion-tamer, he didn't give me food..."	"My father was a lion-tamer, he didn't give me food..."
1130	01:15:17,570	01:15:19,200	"He forced me to do shows..."	"He forced me to do shows..."
1131	01:15:19,280	01:15:21,060	"Poor me! Poor me!"	"Poor me! Poor me!"
1132	01:15:21,320	01:15:23,090	And now you're after my Dad!	And now you're after my Dad!
1133	01:15:23,250	01:15:25,000	How can you lie through your teeth like this?	How can you lie through your teeth like this?
1134	01:15:25,280	01:15:27,230	Anu, that... Anu!	Anu, that... Anu!
1135	01:15:27,880	01:15:29,710	Look at the larger picture!	Look at the larger picture!
1136	01:15:29,860	01:15:33,210	I want to change people's attitudes towards homosexuality.	I want to change people's attitudes towards homosexuality.
1137	01:15:34,070	01:15:37,900	Personal stories affect people the most.	Personal stories affect people the most.
1138	01:15:38,600	01:15:42,350	If you want to sell something, you need to weave a story around it...	If you want to sell something, you need to weave a story around it...
1139	01:15:42,430	01:15:45,060	A fake story? That too about my father?	A fake story? That too about my father?
1140	01:15:47,100	01:15:50,230	Why can't you be normal like other moms?	Why can't you be normal like other moms?
1141	01:15:52,110	01:15:56,010	Why should I be normal when I can be amazing?	Why should I be normal when I can be amazing?
1142	01:16:00,680	01:16:02,840	Can we go home and talk, please?	Can we go home and talk, please?
1143	01:16:03,660	01:16:06,350	Which home? Ritz or Claridges?	Which home? Ritz or Claridges?
1144	01:16:06,950	01:16:09,300	Everyday it's a new hotel room..	Everyday it's a new hotel room..
1145	01:16:09,720	01:16:11,390	I don't know how it feels to have a home.	I don't know how it feels to have a home.
1146	01:16:13,240	01:16:15,490	Just like I don't know what it's like to have a mother!	Just like I don't know what it's like to have a mother!
1147	01:16:20,310	01:16:26,290	If only you loved me half as much as you love Maths...	If only you loved me half as much as you love Maths...
1148	01:16:32,840	01:16:34,470	I want to live with Dad!	I want to live with Dad!
1149	01:16:43,810	01:16:46,600	But your father doesn't want to live with you.	But your father doesn't want to live with you.
1150	01:16:51,110	01:16:55,270	When he finds out about the rumours you spread about him...	When he finds out about the rumours you spread about him...
1151	01:16:55,770	01:16:57,870	Then he'll want me to stay with him!	Then he'll want me to stay with him!
1152	01:17:06,460	01:17:09,890	Dad! You came from Calcutta!	Dad! You came from Calcutta!
1153	01:17:09,970	01:17:12,150	I'm becoming a grandfather, after all...	I'm becoming a grandfather, after all...
1154	01:17:12,230	01:17:13,180	Oh God!	Oh God!
1155	01:17:13,350	01:17:14,440	Easy, easy!	Easy, easy!
1156	01:17:14,720	01:17:16,210	- How are you? - I'm fine.	- How are you? - I'm fine.
1157	01:17:17,590	01:17:19,280	She called you a homosexual.	She called you a homosexual.
1158	01:17:19,490	01:17:20,080	So?	So?
1159	01:17:21,390	01:17:23,920	Nothing wrong with being a homosexual, right?	Nothing wrong with being a homosexual, right?
1160	01:17:24,390	01:17:26,850	According to her, your entire life is a lie.	According to her, your entire life is a lie.
1161	01:17:27,110	01:17:29,190	You know I don't care about all these things.	You know I don't care about all these things.
1162	01:17:29,370	01:17:30,240	But I do!	But I do!
1163	01:17:30,440	01:17:32,880	I hate that people think you're living a double-life.	I hate that people think you're living a double-life.
1164	01:17:33,540	01:17:36,340	If there's one thing I've learnt from your mother...	If there's one thing I've learnt from your mother...
1165	01:17:36,790	01:17:42,470	It's that life's too short to care about what others think.	It's that life's too short to care about what others think.
1166	01:17:42,550	01:17:45,530	If you love her so much, why did you divorce her?	If you love her so much, why did you divorce her?
1167	01:17:45,610	01:17:48,750	To love Shakuntala is to let her be.	To love Shakuntala is to let her be.
1168	01:17:49,470	01:17:50,590	She's like a storm.	She's like a storm.
1169	01:17:51,410	01:17:54,160	And to fight a storm is foolishness.	And to fight a storm is foolishness.
1170	01:17:54,410	01:17:57,490	So you got all philosophical and stepped aside.	So you got all philosophical and stepped aside.
1171	01:17:57,910	01:17:59,110	I didn't have a choice, Anu.	I didn't have a choice, Anu.
1172	01:17:59,190	01:18:01,420	Ma didn't hold a gun to your head, Dad!	Ma didn't hold a gun to your head, Dad!
1173	01:18:01,500	01:18:03,060	You chose to let me go!	You chose to let me go!
1174	01:18:03,140	01:18:06,290	I don't have it in me to fight your mother.	I don't have it in me to fight your mother.
1175	01:18:06,870	01:18:08,810	You don't have the courage to fight Ma...	You don't have the courage to fight Ma...
1176	01:18:08,890	01:18:09,880	But I do!	But I do!
1177	01:18:10,740	01:18:11,440	Anu!	Anu!
1178	01:18:12,080	01:18:13,220	Talk to her, man.	Talk to her, man.
1179	01:18:13,780	01:18:15,630	Uncle it's okay, you know how she is...	Uncle it's okay, you know how she is...
1180	01:18:15,860	01:18:16,860	My water broke!	My water broke!
1181	01:18:16,940	01:18:17,500	What?	What?
1182	01:18:19,760	01:18:20,490	Anu!	Anu!
1183	01:18:20,960	01:18:22,000	Call the doctor now!	Call the doctor now!
1184	01:18:22,120	01:18:23,600	Ma!	Ma!
1185	01:18:25,440	01:18:27,870	House number 689.	House number 689.
1186	01:18:30,600	01:18:32,440	Guess why this number is special?	Guess why this number is special?
1187	01:18:32,990	01:18:35,020	All numbers are special to you, Ma.	All numbers are special to you, Ma.
1188	01:18:36,210	01:18:41,250	Because 689 remains 689, even upside down.	Because 689 remains 689, even upside down.
1189	01:18:41,800	01:18:43,010	Fascinating.	Fascinating.
1190	01:18:43,090	01:18:44,500	Angry young woman!	Angry young woman!
1191	01:18:45,690	01:18:49,520	You know, Hyde Park is just 5 minutes from here!	You know, Hyde Park is just 5 minutes from here!
1192	01:18:49,850	01:18:53,380	Great. People living here can go there for a walk everyday.	Great. People living here can go there for a walk everyday.
1193	01:18:55,910	01:18:58,570	I've bought this house for both of us, Anu.	I've bought this house for both of us, Anu.
1194	01:19:00,320	01:19:02,650	Let's do lazy Sundays.	Let's do lazy Sundays.
1195	01:19:03,060	01:19:04,980	Let's do 'KPBB'!	Let's do 'KPBB'!
1196	01:19:07,630	01:19:09,050	What about your Math shows?	What about your Math shows?
1197	01:19:09,750	01:19:11,320	I'm taking a break for a while.	I'm taking a break for a while.
1198	01:19:12,170	01:19:15,190	I want to be your full-time mom.	I want to be your full-time mom.
1199	01:19:18,280	01:19:21,860	And you can speak to your Dad too, if you like.	And you can speak to your Dad too, if you like.
1200	01:19:25,380	01:19:25,950	No!	No!
1201	01:19:28,430	01:19:29,490	Okay, give me the keys!	Okay, give me the keys!
1202	01:19:29,570	01:19:30,450	Give me the keys!	Give me the keys!
1203	01:19:30,530	01:19:31,690	Here, here!	Here, here!
1204	01:19:34,290	01:19:37,270	Ma, three floors!	Ma, three floors!
1205	01:19:37,350	01:19:38,220	Happy?	Happy?
1206	01:19:39,150	01:19:42,110	Ma, can I redecorate this house on my own?	Ma, can I redecorate this house on my own?
1207	01:19:42,630	01:19:44,480	You're just 16!	You're just 16!
1208	01:19:44,560	01:19:46,480	You haven't studied or trained in interior design.	You haven't studied or trained in interior design.
1209	01:19:46,560	01:19:47,880	How will you do it, Anu?	How will you do it, Anu?
1210	01:19:47,960	01:19:49,900	Did you ever do a Maths course?	Did you ever do a Maths course?
1211	01:19:50,590	01:19:51,420	Correct.	Correct.
1212	01:19:52,170	01:19:53,010	Please, Ma?	Please, Ma?
1213	01:19:53,430	01:19:55,610	I've admired other people's homes since I was a kid.	I've admired other people's homes since I was a kid.
1214	01:19:57,060	01:19:59,030	I want to build my own home.	I want to build my own home.
1215	01:20:03,380	01:20:05,700	Okay, let's build our home then!	Okay, let's build our home then!
1216	01:20:08,830	01:20:11,750	Let me capture you	Let me capture you
1217	01:20:11,830	01:20:13,970	Right here in my smile	Right here in my smile
1218	01:20:14,570	01:20:18,770	Lest I lose you again	Lest I lose you again
1219	01:20:19,980	01:20:22,630	O my prized one	O my prized one
1220	01:20:22,710	01:20:24,990	Let me hide you	Let me hide you
1221	01:20:25,390	01:20:29,320	Away from prying eyes	Away from prying eyes
1222	01:20:31,110	01:20:36,020	Like a reflection, I emerged from you	Like a reflection, I emerged from you
1223	01:20:36,450	01:20:39,820	Why can't I be all you need?	Why can't I be all you need?
1224	01:20:39,900	01:20:45,210	You're like a puzzle I've always tried to solve	You're like a puzzle I've always tried to solve
1225	01:20:45,290	01:20:50,850	Just be my mom For once and for all?	Just be my mom For once and for all?
1226	01:20:50,930	01:20:56,400	You're like a puzzle I've always tried to solve	You're like a puzzle I've always tried to solve
1227	01:20:56,480	01:21:01,870	Just be my mom For once and for all?	Just be my mom For once and for all?
1228	01:21:07,330	01:21:10,250	Look, Anu. There's a pattern in these branches.	Look, Anu. There's a pattern in these branches.
1229	01:21:10,330	01:21:13,230	So that every leaf gets its share of sunlight.	So that every leaf gets its share of sunlight.
1230	01:21:14,440	01:21:16,870	Snowflakes have similar patterns too.	Snowflakes have similar patterns too.
1231	01:21:19,160	01:21:21,400	Nature's the greatest mathematician.	Nature's the greatest mathematician.
1232	01:21:21,580	01:21:23,400	Ma... No!	Ma... No!
1233	01:21:23,680	01:21:25,130	Sorry, sorry...	Sorry, sorry...
1234	01:21:25,550	01:21:26,880	No maths.	No maths.
1235	01:21:32,530	01:21:36,230	Sometimes my very own	Sometimes my very own
1236	01:21:36,310	01:21:38,910	Sometimes a stranger unknown	Sometimes a stranger unknown
1237	01:21:38,990	01:21:43,320	You leave me so perplexed	You leave me so perplexed
1238	01:21:44,500	01:21:49,880	If only for a moment, I could banish this world	If only for a moment, I could banish this world
1239	01:21:49,960	01:21:54,740	All my heart wants Is to feel your caresses	All my heart wants Is to feel your caresses
1240	01:21:54,820	01:21:57,410	As you untangle my tresses	As you untangle my tresses
1241	01:21:57,490	01:22:00,320	Until I drift to sleep	Until I drift to sleep
1242	01:22:00,400	01:22:04,330	Where else would you want to be?	Where else would you want to be?
1243	01:22:04,410	01:22:09,990	Don't leave me alone To stumble and fall	Don't leave me alone To stumble and fall
1244	01:22:10,070	01:22:15,440	Just be my mom For once and for all?	Just be my mom For once and for all?
1245	01:22:15,520	01:22:20,970	You're like a puzzle I've always tried to solve	You're like a puzzle I've always tried to solve
1246	01:22:21,050	01:22:26,510	Just be my mom For once and for all?	Just be my mom For once and for all?
1247	01:22:31,870	01:22:33,670	Why are you dragging me, Anu?	Why are you dragging me, Anu?
1248	01:22:36,720	01:22:38,980	- We just bought a house! - Ma, ma...	- We just bought a house! - Ma, ma...
1249	01:22:39,300	01:22:41,740	This house was built in 1858.	This house was built in 1858.
1250	01:22:41,820	01:22:44,010	I want to buy and refurbish it completely.	I want to buy and refurbish it completely.
1251	01:22:44,090	01:22:45,830	And then we'll rent it out.	And then we'll rent it out.
1252	01:22:45,910	01:22:48,390	The profits from rent can go into buying the next property...	The profits from rent can go into buying the next property...
1253	01:22:48,470	01:22:50,920	The rent will increase every year and we'll easily recover the cost.	The rent will increase every year and we'll easily recover the cost.
1254	01:22:51,000	01:22:52,610	And we'll add to our properties too.	And we'll add to our properties too.
1255	01:22:55,040	01:22:56,700	In whose name shall I make the cheque?	In whose name shall I make the cheque?
1256	01:22:57,940	01:23:00,160	Ma, it's a huge amount.	Ma, it's a huge amount.
1257	01:23:00,790	01:23:02,060	400,000 pounds.	400,000 pounds.
1258	01:23:07,040	01:23:10,670	No amount is too much to see this twinkle in your eyes!	No amount is too much to see this twinkle in your eyes!
1259	01:23:14,310	01:23:16,780	When did my little baby grow so big?	When did my little baby grow so big?
1260	01:23:23,140	01:23:23,920	No...	No...
1261	01:23:24,690	01:23:25,520	Sleep, sleep...	Sleep, sleep...
1262	01:23:31,190	01:23:33,140	Aw, baby...	Aw, baby...
1263	01:23:37,390	01:23:38,360	Hush, hush...	Hush, hush...
1264	01:23:47,880	01:23:49,030	Anu...	Anu...
1265	01:23:50,430	01:23:51,930	What happened, sweetheart?	What happened, sweetheart?
1266	01:23:53,820	01:23:56,150	I can't even put my daughter to sleep!	I can't even put my daughter to sleep!
1267	01:23:58,290	01:24:00,530	It's your first baby!	It's your first baby!
1268	01:24:00,780	01:24:02,360	Give yourself some time.	Give yourself some time.
1269	01:24:02,850	01:24:04,500	It's been so long.	It's been so long.
1270	01:24:05,290	01:24:07,430	Maybe I just don't have that instinct.	Maybe I just don't have that instinct.
1271	01:24:09,780	01:24:11,440	I'm a really bad mother.	I'm a really bad mother.
1272	01:24:13,820	01:24:15,500	Can I tell you a secret?	Can I tell you a secret?
1273	01:24:17,230	01:24:18,880	Every mother is a 'bad mother'.	Every mother is a 'bad mother'.
1274	01:24:19,400	01:24:22,650	If she loves her kids too much, she spoils them.	If she loves her kids too much, she spoils them.
1275	01:24:23,000	01:24:26,970	If she doesn't love them enough, she still spoils them.	If she doesn't love them enough, she still spoils them.
1276	01:24:27,700	01:24:30,290	The perfect mother doesn't exist!	The perfect mother doesn't exist!
1277	01:24:36,380	01:24:37,230	Something serious...	Something serious...
1278	01:24:42,460	01:24:43,240	My girl!	My girl!
1279	01:24:46,090	01:24:47,820	Were you two gossiping about me?	Were you two gossiping about me?
1280	01:24:48,470	01:24:50,180	You're not that important.	You're not that important.
1281	01:24:52,080	01:24:53,730	I was just telling Anu...	I was just telling Anu...
1282	01:24:53,810	01:24:56,930	That however she is, she's a perfect mother.	That however she is, she's a perfect mother.
1283	01:24:57,720	01:24:58,730	That's right.	That's right.
1284	01:24:59,550	01:25:00,970	The first time I saw her...	The first time I saw her...
1285	01:25:01,050	01:25:02,870	I knew she'd be the perfect mother.	I knew she'd be the perfect mother.
1286	01:25:04,960	01:25:07,710	When you first met me, you thought I had the perfect mother.	When you first met me, you thought I had the perfect mother.
1287	01:25:07,790	01:25:08,660	And that!	And that!
1288	01:25:10,170	01:25:12,230	They said, "How do you do it?"	They said, "How do you do it?"
1289	01:25:13,910	01:25:14,790	"Ms. Devi!"	"Ms. Devi!"
1290	01:25:15,920	01:25:16,780	Hello.	Hello.
1291	01:25:17,540	01:25:18,300	Hello, ma'am.	Hello, ma'am.
1292	01:25:18,380	01:25:19,170	Hello.	Hello.
1293	01:25:20,270	01:25:22,060	How do you do it?	How do you do it?
1294	01:25:22,760	01:25:24,120	So many Hellos. Not letting me finish the story...	So many Hellos. Not letting me finish the story...
1295	01:25:24,200	01:25:26,170	Good evening, Shakuntala Devi Ma'am!	Good evening, Shakuntala Devi Ma'am!
1296	01:25:26,650	01:25:27,550	Big fan.	Big fan.
1297	01:25:28,030	01:25:29,740	I'm Ajay Abhaya Kumar.	I'm Ajay Abhaya Kumar.
1298	01:25:29,930	01:25:31,110	Nice to meet you.	Nice to meet you.
1299	01:25:31,430	01:25:34,350	By the way, did you want to meet me or my daughter?	By the way, did you want to meet me or my daughter?
1300	01:25:34,430	01:25:37,020	Well I'd have to impress you first to stand a chance with her!	Well I'd have to impress you first to stand a chance with her!
1301	01:25:38,390	01:25:39,960	We go back a long way.	We go back a long way.
1302	01:25:40,310	01:25:41,390	- Really? - Yes.	- Really? - Yes.
1303	01:25:41,570	01:25:46,470	When I was little, my Dad took me on his scooter every Sunday	When I was little, my Dad took me on his scooter every Sunday
1304	01:25:46,550	01:25:47,950	to meet my grandparents.	to meet my grandparents.
1305	01:25:48,030	01:25:49,710	And did I know your grandparents?	And did I know your grandparents?
1306	01:25:49,790	01:25:50,920	No, hear me out.	No, hear me out.
1307	01:25:51,000	01:25:52,460	- That house of yours in Bangalore... - Yes.	- That house of yours in Bangalore... - Yes.
1308	01:25:52,540	01:25:54,620	It used to come en route.	It used to come en route.
1309	01:25:54,980	01:25:57,270	Whenever we crossed it, Dad would say:	Whenever we crossed it, Dad would say:
1310	01:25:57,350	01:25:58,590	"Do you know who lives here?"	"Do you know who lives here?"
1311	01:25:58,670	01:26:00,140	"The great Shakuntala Devi!"	"The great Shakuntala Devi!"
1312	01:26:00,220	01:26:01,750	He would tell me:	He would tell me:
1313	01:26:01,830	01:26:03,610	"Shakuntala Devi is from Bangalore."	"Shakuntala Devi is from Bangalore."
1314	01:26:03,690	01:26:04,870	"And so are you."	"And so are you."
1315	01:26:04,950	01:26:09,190	"The only difference is, she's always out of the country thanks to Maths..."	"The only difference is, she's always out of the country thanks to Maths..."
1316	01:26:09,270	01:26:10,750	"And you're always out of class!"	"And you're always out of class!"
1317	01:26:12,680	01:26:14,660	So? Did your Maths improve?	So? Did your Maths improve?
1318	01:26:14,910	01:26:15,640	No.	No.
1319	01:26:16,140	01:26:20,310	I thought, India's already produced this century's biggest Math Genius...	I thought, India's already produced this century's biggest Math Genius...
1320	01:26:20,660	01:26:21,890	Why should I even bother?	Why should I even bother?
1321	01:26:23,050	01:26:24,550	Ajay Abhaya Kumar...	Ajay Abhaya Kumar...
1322	01:26:24,770	01:26:25,990	I have an instinct.	I have an instinct.
1323	01:26:26,070	01:26:28,190	Your destiny's about to change.	Your destiny's about to change.
1324	01:26:28,390	01:26:29,830	You're going to hit the jackpot!	You're going to hit the jackpot!
1325	01:26:29,910	01:26:30,830	Thank you, ma'am.	Thank you, ma'am.
1326	01:26:31,310	01:26:35,410	Since an astrologer like you is saying it, I accept my fate humbly.	Since an astrologer like you is saying it, I accept my fate humbly.
1327	01:26:35,940	01:26:39,110	Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket on my way back?	Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket on my way back?
1328	01:26:42,120	01:26:43,590	Your glasses are empty.	Your glasses are empty.
1329	01:26:43,760	01:26:45,190	Please allow me to refill them.	Please allow me to refill them.
1330	01:26:45,510	01:26:46,460	Good idea!	Good idea!
1331	01:26:48,050	01:26:48,600	Thank you.	Thank you.
1332	01:26:48,680	01:26:49,450	No problem!	No problem!
1333	01:26:54,570	01:26:57,100	Ajay Abhay Kumar...	Ajay Abhay Kumar...
1334	01:26:57,860	01:27:00,190	I should find out more about him.	I should find out more about him.
1335	01:27:00,400	01:27:01,920	Why? Plan on marrying him?	Why? Plan on marrying him?
1336	01:27:02,000	01:27:03,230	Yes. To you!	Yes. To you!
1337	01:27:03,620	01:27:06,960	My instinct says, this boy will be my son-in-law some day.	My instinct says, this boy will be my son-in-law some day.
1338	01:27:07,670	01:27:09,210	No, no, no!	No, no, no!
1339	01:27:11,590	01:27:14,210	Ajay comes from a very normal family.	Ajay comes from a very normal family.
1340	01:27:14,290	01:27:16,690	So I need all of us to act normal too.	So I need all of us to act normal too.
1341	01:27:17,200	01:27:18,890	We promise you, Anu.	We promise you, Anu.
1342	01:27:19,110	01:27:21,940	We'll be so normal that they won't even notice us.	We'll be so normal that they won't even notice us.
1343	01:27:22,020	01:27:25,840	They'll be amazed at how normal we are.	They'll be amazed at how normal we are.
1344	01:27:27,740	01:27:29,040	I really love Ajay.	I really love Ajay.
1345	01:27:29,890	01:27:32,670	When I'm with him, I feel complete.	When I'm with him, I feel complete.
1346	01:27:32,750	01:27:34,530	Like I've found my soulmate.	Like I've found my soulmate.
1347	01:27:35,010	01:27:36,780	Please don't mess this up today.	Please don't mess this up today.
1348	01:27:37,970	01:27:40,310	Don't worry. Everything will be fine.	Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
1349	01:27:40,390	01:27:43,450	And even if it isn't, just have a baby with Ajay...	And even if it isn't, just have a baby with Ajay...
1350	01:27:43,530	01:27:45,770	Because he's so intelligent and good looking!	Because he's so intelligent and good looking!
1351	01:27:46,740	01:27:47,780	Shakuntala!	Shakuntala!
1352	01:27:48,220	01:27:50,030	Ma! Is this your idea of normal?	Ma! Is this your idea of normal?
1353	01:27:59,560	01:28:02,440	Anu is a really normal girl!	Anu is a really normal girl!
1354	01:28:03,750	01:28:06,140	She was very normal at studies.	She was very normal at studies.
1355	01:28:07,050	01:28:09,880	Her career is super normal too!	Her career is super normal too!
1356	01:28:11,280	01:28:14,860	You must try her cakes someday. They're deliciously normal!	You must try her cakes someday. They're deliciously normal!
1357	01:28:15,130	01:28:15,920	Correct!	Correct!
1358	01:28:18,560	01:28:22,890	Saying 'normal' every few seconds isn't really normal behaviour, you know...	Saying 'normal' every few seconds isn't really normal behaviour, you know...
1359	01:28:26,800	01:28:28,120	The weather's so hot, right?	The weather's so hot, right?
1360	01:28:29,420	01:28:31,100	What's the cricket match score?	What's the cricket match score?
1361	01:28:31,260	01:28:32,960	There's no cricket match today.	There's no cricket match today.
1362	01:28:34,050	01:28:35,980	Your saree looks so pretty!	Your saree looks so pretty!
1363	01:28:37,400	01:28:39,320	So much corruption these days, right?	So much corruption these days, right?
1364	01:28:39,480	01:28:40,900	- Very bad... - Very bad.	- Very bad... - Very bad.
1365	01:28:42,480	01:28:44,930	Why are we discussing all this...	Why are we discussing all this...
1366	01:28:47,140	01:28:49,820	Isn't that what normal people talk about?	Isn't that what normal people talk about?
1367	01:28:51,270	01:28:53,020	Thank God you aren't normal.	Thank God you aren't normal.
1368	01:28:53,740	01:28:56,380	Where else would we find such entertaining in-laws!	Where else would we find such entertaining in-laws!
1369	01:28:59,950	01:29:02,860	Have some sweets. I made them myself.	Have some sweets. I made them myself.
1370	01:29:03,020	01:29:04,120	Really?	Really?
1371	01:29:04,620	01:29:06,660	I ordered them from Sri Krishna Sweets.	I ordered them from Sri Krishna Sweets.
1372	01:29:06,740	01:29:09,070	I was also just pretending to be normal!	I was also just pretending to be normal!
1373	01:29:21,630	01:29:23,350	I can't breathe...	I can't breathe...
1374	01:29:23,630	01:29:25,310	But you look classy!	But you look classy!
1375	01:29:27,170	01:29:28,030	Come come...	Come come...
1376	01:29:28,110	01:29:29,330	There are lots of options!	There are lots of options!
1377	01:29:29,930	01:29:31,370	Aunty, I don't really wear formals...	Aunty, I don't really wear formals...
1378	01:29:32,250	01:29:33,730	This will look good on you!	This will look good on you!
1379	01:29:33,910	01:29:34,720	Pandy!	Pandy!
1380	01:29:34,800	01:29:35,300	Ma'am.	Ma'am.
1381	01:29:35,380	01:29:35,810	Look.	Look.
1382	01:29:37,280	01:29:39,730	Now he looks like Shakuntala Devi's son-in-law!	Now he looks like Shakuntala Devi's son-in-law!
1383	01:29:39,810	01:29:40,460	Correct!	Correct!
1384	01:29:41,020	01:29:42,890	Pandy, here is my credit card.	Pandy, here is my credit card.
1385	01:29:42,970	01:29:44,050	We're going to shop a lot.	We're going to shop a lot.
1386	01:29:44,130	01:29:46,260	Aunty, please don't. Please return the card.	Aunty, please don't. Please return the card.
1387	01:29:46,340	01:29:47,610	No... Why?	No... Why?
1388	01:29:47,690	01:29:48,880	Please return the card.	Please return the card.
1389	01:29:48,960	01:29:49,850	Pandy!	Pandy!
1390	01:29:49,930	01:29:50,610	Sorry, Sir.	Sorry, Sir.
1391	01:29:51,020	01:29:52,430	- Ajay! - Aunty what are you doing!	- Ajay! - Aunty what are you doing!
1392	01:29:52,510	01:29:53,160	Please don't...	Please don't...
1393	01:29:53,240	01:29:54,950	It's a gift from me, keep it!	It's a gift from me, keep it!
1394	01:29:55,280	01:29:58,490	I've never told you, but I'm very rich.	I've never told you, but I'm very rich.
1395	01:29:58,570	01:30:00,730	I just pretend to be middle-class!	I just pretend to be middle-class!
1396	01:30:00,810	01:30:03,050	But Aunty, I really am middle-class.	But Aunty, I really am middle-class.
1397	01:30:03,790	01:30:06,640	Well, once you move to London with me after marriage...	Well, once you move to London with me after marriage...
1398	01:30:07,180	01:30:08,600	You won't remain middle-class anymore.	You won't remain middle-class anymore.
1399	01:30:09,270	01:30:11,730	And I will take your business to new heights.	And I will take your business to new heights.
1400	01:30:11,810	01:30:12,930	Wait and watch!	Wait and watch!
1401	01:30:13,240	01:30:15,180	But I'm not shifting to London.	But I'm not shifting to London.
1402	01:30:15,790	01:30:19,330	Oh! But long distance marriage is really difficult.	Oh! But long distance marriage is really difficult.
1403	01:30:19,410	01:30:20,500	Take it from me!	Take it from me!
1404	01:30:20,670	01:30:22,740	But Anu's moving to Bangalore, right?	But Anu's moving to Bangalore, right?
1405	01:30:23,550	01:30:25,870	Anu's life is in London with me.	Anu's life is in London with me.
1406	01:30:26,410	01:30:28,690	But she'll be with me after marriage.	But she'll be with me after marriage.
1407	01:30:30,790	01:30:32,170	I can't live without Anu.	I can't live without Anu.
1408	01:30:32,550	01:30:33,990	But it's normal, Aunty.	But it's normal, Aunty.
1409	01:30:34,370	01:30:36,520	You can't jail your daughter like this.	You can't jail your daughter like this.
1410	01:30:37,050	01:30:37,880	'Normal'?	'Normal'?
1411	01:30:38,450	01:30:40,660	When a boy's mother expects	When a boy's mother expects
1412	01:30:40,740	01:30:43,440	her daughter-in-law to live with her, it's 'normal'.	her daughter-in-law to live with her, it's 'normal'.
1413	01:30:43,520	01:30:46,040	But if a girl's mother expects	But if a girl's mother expects
1414	01:30:46,120	01:30:49,130	her son-in-law to live with her, she's jailing her?	her son-in-law to live with her, she's jailing her?
1415	01:30:49,210	01:30:50,640	What logic is that, I say!	What logic is that, I say!
1416	01:30:50,880	01:30:52,830	- Aunty I'm sorry, I didn't mean that... - What did you mean?	- Aunty I'm sorry, I didn't mean that... - What did you mean?
1417	01:30:57,020	01:30:59,210	Anu won't live with you or my parents.	Anu won't live with you or my parents.
1418	01:30:59,680	01:31:02,300	We've decided to live in our own house after marriage.	We've decided to live in our own house after marriage.
1419	01:31:04,270	01:31:06,190	Anu will never leave me and go to Bangalore.	Anu will never leave me and go to Bangalore.
1420	01:31:06,330	01:31:07,540	Why don't you ask her once...	Why don't you ask her once...
1421	01:31:07,910	01:31:08,970	What she really wants?	What she really wants?
1422	01:31:10,420	01:31:11,560	Aunty, she loves me...	Aunty, she loves me...
1423	01:31:12,450	01:31:14,240	And I love her more than anything!	And I love her more than anything!
1424	01:31:14,380	01:31:15,250	Anyone.	Anyone.
1425	01:31:17,290	01:31:19,350	You love her more than anyone?	You love her more than anyone?
1426	01:31:20,000	01:31:21,600	What have you done for her?	What have you done for her?
1427	01:31:22,210	01:31:23,730	Have you got this?	Have you got this?
1428	01:31:28,450	01:31:31,410	You're not the world's only mother to have a C-section!	You're not the world's only mother to have a C-section!
1429	01:31:32,320	01:31:34,790	He wants to snatch you away from me, Anu!	He wants to snatch you away from me, Anu!
1430	01:31:35,870	01:31:37,630	Moving with him is my own decision!	Moving with him is my own decision!
1431	01:31:38,470	01:31:42,510	But I've planned our whole life ahead, Anu!	But I've planned our whole life ahead, Anu!
1432	01:31:42,590	01:31:44,930	And who gave you the right to plan my life?	And who gave you the right to plan my life?
1433	01:31:45,080	01:31:46,830	I have dreams of my own too!	I have dreams of my own too!
1434	01:31:47,640	01:31:48,650	And what about my dreams?	And what about my dreams?
1435	01:31:49,910	01:31:53,700	You made me give up my shows, astrology...	You made me give up my shows, astrology...
1436	01:31:53,900	01:31:56,080	I gave up Maths for you!	I gave up Maths for you!
1437	01:31:56,660	01:31:59,110	I lost everything so I could have you, Anu!	I lost everything so I could have you, Anu!
1438	01:31:59,240	01:32:00,370	I'm so sorry!	I'm so sorry!
1439	01:32:00,890	01:32:04,300	You deserve the Nobel prize for looking after your daughter!	You deserve the Nobel prize for looking after your daughter!
1440	01:32:09,320	01:32:11,630	Sorry. Sorry Anu.	Sorry. Sorry Anu.
1441	01:32:16,830	01:32:17,650	Anu...	Anu...
1442	01:32:23,250	01:32:24,110	So...	So...
1443	01:32:24,920	01:32:29,000	What about your business in London?	What about your business in London?
1444	01:32:31,010	01:32:32,250	I can run it from here.	I can run it from here.
1445	01:32:34,980	01:32:37,770	If you leave me for that boy...	If you leave me for that boy...
1446	01:32:39,970	01:32:42,240	You can say goodbye to your business too.	You can say goodbye to your business too.
1447	01:32:49,690	01:32:52,320	You already separated me from Dad...	You already separated me from Dad...
1448	01:32:52,790	01:32:55,700	I won't let you take my love away now!	I won't let you take my love away now!
1449	01:32:56,450	01:32:58,370	And if that means losing the business	And if that means losing the business
1450	01:32:58,450	01:33:01,310	I built with my own hard work...	I built with my own hard work...
1451	01:33:01,390	01:33:02,380	So be it!	So be it!
1452	01:33:05,550	01:33:09,100	That fellow is feeding you rubbish, I'm telling you Anu!	That fellow is feeding you rubbish, I'm telling you Anu!
1453	01:33:09,960	01:33:10,970	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1454	01:33:11,050	01:33:12,160	Anu, just listen to...	Anu, just listen to...
1455	01:33:13,220	01:33:14,150	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1456	01:33:14,230	01:33:15,740	Anu. Anu!	Anu. Anu!
1457	01:33:15,820	01:33:17,270	Where are you going?	Where are you going?
1458	01:33:17,350	01:33:18,000	Anu!	Anu!
1459	01:33:18,770	01:33:19,770	Anu, let's...	Anu, let's...
1460	01:33:20,240	01:33:21,060	Anu!	Anu!
1461	01:33:25,050	01:33:25,860	Anu!	Anu!
1462	01:33:36,030	01:33:37,910	You are right Shakuntala, but...	You are right Shakuntala, but...
1463	01:33:39,100	01:33:39,890	Yes, but...	Yes, but...
1464	01:33:41,510	01:33:42,670	That's true, but...	That's true, but...
1465	01:33:45,220	01:33:45,960	Right.	Right.
1466	01:33:53,780	01:33:55,560	Come what may...	Come what may...
1467	01:33:56,200	01:33:58,020	I'm going to marry Ajay.	I'm going to marry Ajay.
1468	01:34:00,600	01:34:01,930	Now you decide, Dad...	Now you decide, Dad...
1469	01:34:02,660	01:34:04,050	If you're on my side...	If you're on my side...
1470	01:34:04,260	01:34:05,020	Or Ma's.	Or Ma's.
1471	01:34:15,760	01:34:17,120	This is Anu Banerji.	This is Anu Banerji.
1472	01:34:17,200	01:34:20,160	I'm sorry I can't take your call right now, please leave your number-	I'm sorry I can't take your call right now, please leave your number-
1473	01:34:57,280	01:34:58,670	Ladies and Gentlemen...	Ladies and Gentlemen...
1474	01:34:58,920	01:35:01,460	Welcome to The Mohan Manhas Show!	Welcome to The Mohan Manhas Show!
1475	01:35:01,730	01:35:05,020	Where we crack jokes with famous folks!	Where we crack jokes with famous folks!
1476	01:35:05,100	01:35:09,370	Our special guest today calls herself the 'Human Computer'.	Our special guest today calls herself the 'Human Computer'.
1477	01:35:09,910	01:35:12,270	I call myself Shakuntala.	I call myself Shakuntala.
1478	01:35:12,440	01:35:14,820	People call me the Human Computer.	People call me the Human Computer.
1479	01:35:16,080	01:35:20,080	So Ms. Devi, we hear you're doing very few shows of late...	So Ms. Devi, we hear you're doing very few shows of late...
1480	01:35:20,340	01:35:21,900	Planning to retire?	Planning to retire?
1481	01:35:22,350	01:35:23,900	Why would I retire...	Why would I retire...
1482	01:35:25,240	01:35:27,640	When I can set a stage on fire!	When I can set a stage on fire!
1483	01:35:28,040	01:35:32,020	Ooh! Your sense of humour is surely intact!	Ooh! Your sense of humour is surely intact!
1484	01:35:32,100	01:35:33,220	So tell us...	So tell us...
1485	01:35:33,360	01:35:37,480	Have your Maths skills reduced with age?	Have your Maths skills reduced with age?
1486	01:35:37,680	01:35:41,080	Age is just a number. And numbers love me!	Age is just a number. And numbers love me!
1487	01:35:41,470	01:35:43,900	And may I ask... How old are you?	And may I ask... How old are you?
1488	01:35:45,520	01:35:48,160	- If you don't mind... - No, no I don't mind.	- If you don't mind... - No, no I don't mind.
1489	01:35:48,830	01:35:52,310	I'm a day older than yesterday...	I'm a day older than yesterday...
1490	01:35:52,570	01:35:55,200	And a day younger than tomorrow.	And a day younger than tomorrow.
1491	01:35:55,280	01:35:56,410	Now you do the Math!	Now you do the Math!
1492	01:35:57,800	01:35:59,780	Well played, well played!	Well played, well played!
1493	01:35:59,990	01:36:01,930	Okay then, let's keep playing.	Okay then, let's keep playing.
1494	01:36:02,550	01:36:05,350	We also have some Math problems for you.	We also have some Math problems for you.
1495	01:36:06,910	01:36:09,520	I thought this was just a talk show.	I thought this was just a talk show.
1496	01:36:09,690	01:36:12,260	Wherever you go, Maths follows. Right?	Wherever you go, Maths follows. Right?
1497	01:36:13,330	01:36:14,350	Starting easy.	Starting easy.
1498	01:36:14,650	01:36:16,980	What's the cube of 121.	What's the cube of 121.
1499	01:36:19,700	01:36:24,560	1761561.	1761561.
1500	01:36:28,730	01:36:35,260	Sorry, I meant 1771561	Sorry, I meant 1771561
1501	01:36:35,340	01:36:38,700	which is also the 4th power of 11.	which is also the 4th power of 11.
1502	01:36:38,780	01:36:42,760	Ms. Devi, if my calculations are right...	Ms. Devi, if my calculations are right...
1503	01:36:42,840	01:36:45,410	I think you mean the sixth power of 11?	I think you mean the sixth power of 11?
1504	01:36:46,350	01:36:47,620	You are correct.	You are correct.
1505	01:36:48,090	01:36:50,410	You're in the Guinness Book of World Records...	You're in the Guinness Book of World Records...
1506	01:36:50,920	01:36:53,990	So our next question should be a piece of cake for you...	So our next question should be a piece of cake for you...
1507	01:36:54,410	01:36:55,470	On your screen!	On your screen!
1508	01:37:03,320	01:37:04,060	Ms. Devi?	Ms. Devi?
1509	01:37:20,040	01:37:26,120	I'm sorry... My head hurts.	I'm sorry... My head hurts.
1510	01:37:29,350	01:37:31,960	I haven't slept well the last few nights...	I haven't slept well the last few nights...
1511	01:37:33,180	01:37:35,070	Can I get a two minute break please?	Can I get a two minute break please?
1512	01:37:35,590	01:37:36,630	Of course.	Of course.
1513	01:37:36,870	01:37:39,950	Looks like the 'Human computer' finally crashed today!	Looks like the 'Human computer' finally crashed today!
1514	01:37:40,800	01:37:41,700	Don't go anywhere.	Don't go anywhere.
1515	01:37:41,780	01:37:45,140	We'll be right back after a short break with The Mohan Manhas Show!	We'll be right back after a short break with The Mohan Manhas Show!
1516	01:37:52,600	01:37:55,930	Stop here. The car can't go any further.	Stop here. The car can't go any further.
1517	01:39:27,270	01:39:29,880	Shakuntala, you need to practice.	Shakuntala, you need to practice.
1518	01:39:29,960	01:39:32,550	You're booked for ten shows next week.	You're booked for ten shows next week.
1519	01:39:33,880	01:39:35,490	What goes around comes around.	What goes around comes around.
1520	01:39:35,660	01:39:37,910	Wait till your daughter gives you a hard time!	Wait till your daughter gives you a hard time!
1521	01:39:39,760	01:39:42,000	You'll be a big man someday.	You'll be a big man someday.
1522	01:39:42,080	01:39:43,690	Why would I be a man?	Why would I be a man?
1523	01:39:43,930	01:39:48,620	Because there's no such thing as a 'big woman'!	Because there's no such thing as a 'big woman'!
1524	01:39:49,610	01:39:52,230	In that case, I'll definitely be a big woman.	In that case, I'll definitely be a big woman.
1525	01:39:53,310	01:39:54,720	- God-promise? - God- promise.	- God-promise? - God- promise.
1526	01:40:49,620	01:40:53,360	Amma, I'm talking to you! Have you lost your voice?	Amma, I'm talking to you! Have you lost your voice?
1527	01:40:53,440	01:40:56,180	Why can't you speak up in front of him?	Why can't you speak up in front of him?
1528	01:41:00,490	01:41:01,810	Amma!	Amma!
1529	01:41:51,540	01:41:52,150	Hello.	Hello.
1530	01:41:53,390	01:41:54,030	Vasanti?	Vasanti?
1531	01:41:54,640	01:41:56,420	I want to speak to my lawyer.	I want to speak to my lawyer.
1532	01:42:11,040	01:42:13,560	- Hi! Thanks a lot for coming. - Thank you.	- Hi! Thanks a lot for coming. - Thank you.
1533	01:42:14,890	01:42:16,100	Hello. Thanks for coming.	Hello. Thanks for coming.
1534	01:42:16,180	01:42:17,640	Let me know what you think of the house.	Let me know what you think of the house.
1535	01:42:18,030	01:42:20,630	Hi! Please see all the rooms and tell me what you think.	Hi! Please see all the rooms and tell me what you think.
1536	01:42:20,860	01:42:21,660	Thank you so much.	Thank you so much.
1537	01:42:22,800	01:42:24,090	- Hi! - Anu!	- Hi! - Anu!
1538	01:42:25,330	01:42:26,490	It's been so long.	It's been so long.
1539	01:42:26,630	01:42:27,460	Congratulations!	Congratulations!
1540	01:42:27,540	01:42:30,290	Thank you so much! It's a dream come true.	Thank you so much! It's a dream come true.
1541	01:42:30,370	01:42:32,700	I've refurbished four houses. I hope we find good buyers now.	I've refurbished four houses. I hope we find good buyers now.
1542	01:42:32,850	01:42:33,960	We've invested a lot!	We've invested a lot!
1543	01:42:34,170	01:42:36,390	- We were congratulating you about Amritha! - Exactly!	- We were congratulating you about Amritha! - Exactly!
1544	01:42:37,020	01:42:37,770	Thank you.	Thank you.
1545	01:42:38,020	01:42:40,080	- She's also a dream come true for me. - 'Also'?	- She's also a dream come true for me. - 'Also'?
1546	01:42:40,250	01:42:43,130	Anu, you're a mother now. You should just have one dream now.	Anu, you're a mother now. You should just have one dream now.
1547	01:42:43,210	01:42:44,250	Exactly. But where is she?	Exactly. But where is she?
1548	01:42:44,330	01:42:46,130	We still haven't met her. How old is she now?	We still haven't met her. How old is she now?
1549	01:42:46,210	01:42:47,430	She's very young right now.	She's very young right now.
1550	01:42:47,510	01:42:49,300	And I was so busy with work, that...	And I was so busy with work, that...
1551	01:42:49,380	01:42:50,380	Busy, really?	Busy, really?
1552	01:42:50,830	01:42:53,060	This is the time for you to enjoy her childhood.	This is the time for you to enjoy her childhood.
1553	01:42:53,140	01:42:54,800	These days won't ever come back!	These days won't ever come back!
1554	01:42:54,880	01:42:58,870	You know Anu, I took a maternity break from my job for my first baby.	You know Anu, I took a maternity break from my job for my first baby.
1555	01:42:59,300	01:43:01,290	And before I knew it, I had another child.	And before I knew it, I had another child.
1556	01:43:01,370	01:43:03,690	Then I thought, 'Let it go. I can always pick up a job later.'	Then I thought, 'Let it go. I can always pick up a job later.'
1557	01:43:03,770	01:43:04,790	My children needed me.	My children needed me.
1558	01:43:05,090	01:43:06,730	And I don't think of this as sacrifice.	And I don't think of this as sacrifice.
1559	01:43:07,530	01:43:08,420	It's my duty!	It's my duty!
1560	01:43:08,500	01:43:12,350	Absolutely, it's never a sacrifice.	Absolutely, it's never a sacrifice.
1561	01:43:14,600	01:43:15,500	Please eat something.	Please eat something.
1562	01:43:15,600	01:43:16,940	I'll just go check on things.	I'll just go check on things.
1563	01:43:18,760	01:43:19,910	- Hey, nice house! -Thanks.	- Hey, nice house! -Thanks.
1564	01:43:24,290	01:43:26,090	Anu. You killed it!	Anu. You killed it!
1565	01:43:26,790	01:43:28,200	Everyone's full of praise for you.	Everyone's full of praise for you.
1566	01:43:28,410	01:43:29,720	- I'm going home. - Why?	- I'm going home. - Why?
1567	01:43:29,800	01:43:31,790	We're both here, and Amritha's there alone...	We're both here, and Amritha's there alone...
1568	01:43:31,870	01:43:33,050	It's okay! Her nanny's there.	It's okay! Her nanny's there.
1569	01:43:33,130	01:43:34,480	But her mom isn't.	But her mom isn't.
1570	01:43:34,740	01:43:36,030	I'm leaving, you handle the rest.	I'm leaving, you handle the rest.
1571	01:43:36,110	01:43:37,130	Listen!	Listen!
1572	01:43:37,330	01:43:39,310	- Excuse me. - Yeah sure.	- Excuse me. - Yeah sure.
1573	01:43:43,420	01:43:44,150	Anu.	Anu.
1574	01:43:44,730	01:43:46,180	She's fast asleep.	She's fast asleep.
1575	01:43:46,880	01:43:48,090	I need to talk to you.	I need to talk to you.
1576	01:43:48,870	01:43:50,510	I need to tell you something first.	I need to tell you something first.
1577	01:43:50,940	01:43:51,530	Okay.	Okay.
1578	01:43:57,230	01:43:58,120	You know, Ajay...	You know, Ajay...
1579	01:43:58,200	01:44:00,960	Maybe I was too harsh on Ma.	Maybe I was too harsh on Ma.
1580	01:44:02,200	01:44:06,290	She calls me everyday and I've never answered.	She calls me everyday and I've never answered.
1581	01:44:09,030	01:44:10,290	I've decided...	I've decided...
1582	01:44:10,650	01:44:12,990	I'm going to call Ma and tell her about Amritha.	I'm going to call Ma and tell her about Amritha.
1583	01:44:16,500	01:44:18,110	First see what she's done.	First see what she's done.
1584	01:44:28,640	01:44:32,370	Your mother has used her power of attorney and sold all your properties.	Your mother has used her power of attorney and sold all your properties.
1585	01:44:33,760	01:44:35,700	My business properties in London?	My business properties in London?
1586	01:44:36,100	01:44:36,960	Yes.	Yes.
1587	01:44:38,890	01:44:40,770	And what about my profit share?	And what about my profit share?
1588	01:44:41,040	01:44:42,000	Zero. Nothing.	Zero. Nothing.
1589	01:44:42,210	01:44:43,090	Absolutely zilch.	Absolutely zilch.
1590	01:44:43,730	01:44:46,430	In fact the capital gains tax liability is completely on your name.	In fact the capital gains tax liability is completely on your name.
1591	01:44:46,510	01:44:48,250	Which means you will have to pay it.	Which means you will have to pay it.
1592	01:44:49,120	01:44:50,490	We'll have to pay it.	We'll have to pay it.
1593	01:44:53,820	01:44:54,570	How much?	How much?
1594	01:44:57,910	01:45:00,890	So much that even if we sell our house and both our businesses...	So much that even if we sell our house and both our businesses...
1595	01:45:01,750	01:45:03,090	We still won't be able to pay it off, Anu.	We still won't be able to pay it off, Anu.
1596	01:45:04,450	01:45:06,080	Your mother has finished us.	Your mother has finished us.
1597	01:45:07,340	01:45:08,460	We're finished!	We're finished!
1598	01:45:11,990	01:45:12,780	Now what?	Now what?
1599	01:45:13,900	01:45:14,850	We have two options.	We have two options.
1600	01:45:15,990	01:45:19,360	Either we sell everything we have, borrow money from friends...	Either we sell everything we have, borrow money from friends...
1601	01:45:20,110	01:45:23,860	Take a bank loan and get rid of this liability.	Take a bank loan and get rid of this liability.
1602	01:45:26,100	01:45:27,690	I'll take the other option.	I'll take the other option.
1603	01:45:32,140	01:45:33,650	The other option is legal.	The other option is legal.
1604	01:45:34,280	01:45:36,790	We'll have to go to London and file a court case against your mother.	We'll have to go to London and file a court case against your mother.
1605	01:45:38,090	01:45:38,990	A criminal case.	A criminal case.
1606	01:45:40,060	01:45:41,310	She could go to jail.	She could go to jail.
1607	01:45:42,820	01:45:44,060	She wanted to fight.	She wanted to fight.
1608	01:45:44,530	01:45:45,970	Now she'll have to fight a war.	Now she'll have to fight a war.
1609	01:45:52,010	01:45:54,090	You need to be strong and brutal.	You need to be strong and brutal.
1610	01:45:54,450	01:45:56,320	Don't get carried away by any emotions.	Don't get carried away by any emotions.
1611	01:45:56,530	01:45:57,650	We will win this.	We will win this.
1612	01:45:59,370	01:46:01,130	Yes. Yes, we will.	Yes. Yes, we will.
1613	01:46:03,850	01:46:04,990	Hello everyone.	Hello everyone.
1614	01:46:12,140	01:46:15,740	Ms. Banerji, If you could take a seat, please?	Ms. Banerji, If you could take a seat, please?
1615	01:46:15,920	01:46:17,250	Anu.	Anu.
1616	01:46:35,520	01:46:36,550	Let's begin.	Let's begin.
1617	01:46:37,190	01:46:38,950	My client Ms. Anupama Banerji would like to...	My client Ms. Anupama Banerji would like to...
1618	01:46:39,030	01:46:40,740	press criminal charges against her mother...	press criminal charges against her mother...
1619	01:46:40,820	01:46:43,350	for unlawfully selling her properties that were in both their names...	for unlawfully selling her properties that were in both their names...
1620	01:46:43,430	01:46:45,910	and sending the tax bill to an unsuspecting Ms. Banerji.	and sending the tax bill to an unsuspecting Ms. Banerji.
1621	01:46:46,350	01:46:49,760	My client Shakuntala Devi vehemently denies this charge.	My client Shakuntala Devi vehemently denies this charge.
1622	01:46:50,230	01:46:53,680	It was her money that Anupama Banerji used to build this business.	It was her money that Anupama Banerji used to build this business.
1623	01:46:54,020	01:46:56,200	And Ms. Banerji did not repay a penny of it.	And Ms. Banerji did not repay a penny of it.
1624	01:46:56,280	01:46:58,800	So this justifies the tax bill completely.	So this justifies the tax bill completely.
1625	01:46:59,140	01:47:01,480	Shakuntala Devi is an unfit mother...	Shakuntala Devi is an unfit mother...
1626	01:47:02,080	01:47:05,020	who chased her ambitions at the cost of raising her own daughter.	who chased her ambitions at the cost of raising her own daughter.
1627	01:47:05,100	01:47:06,460	That's a false accusation.	That's a false accusation.
1628	01:47:06,540	01:47:08,820	Did she not take Anu out of the country?	Did she not take Anu out of the country?
1629	01:47:09,430	01:47:12,990	Did you not stop her from going to school with other children?	Did you not stop her from going to school with other children?
1630	01:47:13,070	01:47:16,210	She took her out of the country from show to show, hotel to hotel...	She took her out of the country from show to show, hotel to hotel...
1631	01:47:16,290	01:47:17,990	Depriving her of any childhood.	Depriving her of any childhood.
1632	01:47:18,070	01:47:20,610	Did she not keep Anu away from her father for ten years?	Did she not keep Anu away from her father for ten years?
1633	01:47:20,740	01:47:22,170	Ten years!	Ten years!
1634	01:47:22,250	01:47:26,210	And not even one letter was passed on from her beloved father...	And not even one letter was passed on from her beloved father...
1635	01:47:26,860	01:47:30,720	And did she not accuse her father of being a homosexual...	And did she not accuse her father of being a homosexual...
1636	01:47:30,800	01:47:32,160	At a public gathering!	At a public gathering!
1637	01:47:32,450	01:47:33,150	Correct.	Correct.
1638	01:47:38,610	01:47:39,660	I'm sorry...	I'm sorry...
1639	01:47:40,170	01:47:40,710	What?	What?
1640	01:47:41,770	01:47:44,110	I accept all your accusations.	I accept all your accusations.
1641	01:47:46,530	01:47:48,840	Your lawyer is absolutely right.	Your lawyer is absolutely right.
1642	01:47:51,460	01:47:52,960	I'm a terrible mother.	I'm a terrible mother.
1643	01:48:02,620	01:48:07,820	We made a profit of one million, one thousand and one pounds exactly...	We made a profit of one million, one thousand and one pounds exactly...
1644	01:48:07,900	01:48:09,860	After selling the properties, correct?	After selling the properties, correct?
1645	01:48:09,940	01:48:11,130	Yes, that's right.	Yes, that's right.
1646	01:48:14,460	01:48:16,050	What a beautiful number.	What a beautiful number.
1647	01:48:17,500	01:48:18,900	It's called a palindrome.	It's called a palindrome.
1648	01:48:19,560	01:48:23,630	Meaning, it reads the same frontwards and backwards.	Meaning, it reads the same frontwards and backwards.
1649	01:48:31,520	01:48:36,320	I want to sign a cheque and give my daughter the entire amount right now.	I want to sign a cheque and give my daughter the entire amount right now.
1650	01:48:37,980	01:48:41,170	Ms. Devi, that's preposterous.	Ms. Devi, that's preposterous.
1651	01:48:41,420	01:48:45,450	Anu if you want to press criminal charges and send me to jail...	Anu if you want to press criminal charges and send me to jail...
1652	01:48:47,630	01:48:51,870	God-promise, I'm ready to go to jail.	God-promise, I'm ready to go to jail.
1653	01:48:53,310	01:48:56,990	Ms. Devi, you can't just lose this case like this.	Ms. Devi, you can't just lose this case like this.
1654	01:48:58,870	01:49:01,370	I never lose, Mr Stevens...	I never lose, Mr Stevens...
1655	01:49:02,320	01:49:03,530	I always win.	I always win.
1656	01:49:06,100	01:49:09,940	I just wanted to see you once anyhow, Anu.	I just wanted to see you once anyhow, Anu.
1657	01:49:11,480	01:49:12,340	I've seen you now.	I've seen you now.
1658	01:49:14,500	01:49:15,460	That's enough.	That's enough.
1659	01:49:17,630	01:49:20,410	Who does all this for such a small thing?	Who does all this for such a small thing?
1660	01:49:21,730	01:49:23,190	My Drama-Queen mother!	My Drama-Queen mother!
1661	01:49:24,850	01:49:29,540	Do you have any idea of the impact of your actions?	Do you have any idea of the impact of your actions?
1662	01:49:30,740	01:49:32,380	Don't you ever get tired?	Don't you ever get tired?
1663	01:49:32,590	01:49:38,710	Anu, I spent my...	Anu, I spent my...
1664	01:49:38,790	01:49:43,110	entire life hating my mother...	entire life hating my mother...
1665	01:49:44,350	01:49:48,510	I didn't want you to hate me like that...	I didn't want you to hate me like that...
1666	01:49:50,340	01:49:51,430	Anu...	Anu...
1667	01:49:52,820	01:49:53,440	Anu!	Anu!
1668	01:49:54,650	01:49:59,090	Ms. Devi, please. We have to talk through this.	Ms. Devi, please. We have to talk through this.
1669	01:49:59,670	01:50:00,640	Can we step out?	Can we step out?
1670	01:50:01,260	01:50:03,100	Yes that would be a good idea.	Yes that would be a good idea.
1671	01:50:03,330	01:50:04,720	Let's all take a small break.	Let's all take a small break.
1672	01:50:08,670	01:50:11,280	I need to be alone.	I need to be alone.
1673	01:50:11,360	01:50:14,560	Okay. I'll be right outside if you need me, okay?	Okay. I'll be right outside if you need me, okay?
1674	01:51:22,080	01:51:22,900	Ajay!	Ajay!
1675	01:51:27,440	01:51:28,460	Ajay!	Ajay!
1676	01:51:29,590	01:51:30,360	You okay?	You okay?
1677	01:51:31,200	01:51:35,300	I always used to ridicule her Black-Book...	I always used to ridicule her Black-Book...
1678	01:51:35,630	01:51:39,210	But see... She actually made one for me!	But see... She actually made one for me!
1679	01:51:39,380	01:51:44,320	This is me with the Prime Minister of Mauritius...	This is me with the Prime Minister of Mauritius...
1680	01:51:44,650	01:51:46,710	With the President of Kenya...	With the President of Kenya...
1681	01:51:47,060	01:51:48,540	This is in Canada...	This is in Canada...
1682	01:51:48,970	01:51:52,030	And look, that's me with Amitabh Bachchan!	And look, that's me with Amitabh Bachchan!
1683	01:51:53,930	01:51:57,270	Whenever Ma met a film star, she'd tell them-	Whenever Ma met a film star, she'd tell them-
1684	01:51:57,600	01:52:00,330	"My daughter's your biggest fan!"	"My daughter's your biggest fan!"
1685	01:52:00,730	01:52:02,890	And then they would go-	And then they would go-
1686	01:52:02,970	01:52:05,740	"Really? Which one's your favourite film?"	"Really? Which one's your favourite film?"
1687	01:52:06,340	01:52:07,950	And I would just freeze.	And I would just freeze.
1688	01:52:08,240	01:52:10,190	I had no clue who they were.	I had no clue who they were.
1689	01:52:11,010	01:52:13,190	And Ma would burst out laughing!	And Ma would burst out laughing!
1690	01:52:24,190	01:52:27,870	I always thought I had such a terrible childhood...	I always thought I had such a terrible childhood...
1691	01:52:29,290	01:52:31,770	Then why am I smiling in all these pictures?	Then why am I smiling in all these pictures?
1692	01:52:37,710	01:52:42,400	I always thought you and I are one team.	I always thought you and I are one team.
1693	01:52:43,450	01:52:45,460	That we belong to each other.	That we belong to each other.
1694	01:52:47,270	01:52:49,690	But when I saw the two of you together today...	But when I saw the two of you together today...
1695	01:52:50,920	01:52:52,310	I realised...	I realised...
1696	01:52:53,650	01:52:55,470	Your team has changed, Anu.	Your team has changed, Anu.
1697	01:52:58,260	01:53:00,130	I can't fight with you anymore, Ma.	I can't fight with you anymore, Ma.
1698	01:53:03,540	01:53:05,170	Anu, I'm sorry.	Anu, I'm sorry.
1699	01:53:06,190	01:53:08,650	I couldn't be the mother you wanted.	I couldn't be the mother you wanted.
1700	01:53:09,260	01:53:11,460	I wasn't exactly a model daughter either!	I wasn't exactly a model daughter either!
1701	01:53:11,540	01:53:13,530	You had to quit Maths because of me.	You had to quit Maths because of me.
1702	01:53:14,060	01:53:16,050	When you left, Maths left me too, Anu...	When you left, Maths left me too, Anu...
1703	01:53:17,340	01:53:18,670	I'm sorry, Ma...	I'm sorry, Ma...
1704	01:53:20,090	01:53:22,320	I always saw you as a mother.	I always saw you as a mother.
1705	01:53:22,730	01:53:24,250	Never as a woman.	Never as a woman.
1706	01:53:26,210	01:53:29,710	Now that I have my own daughter, I understand...	Now that I have my own daughter, I understand...
1707	01:53:29,790	01:53:32,260	What? Am I already old enough to be a grandma?	What? Am I already old enough to be a grandma?
1708	01:53:32,680	01:53:33,900	Are you happy or sad!	Are you happy or sad!
1709	01:53:34,750	01:53:37,660	I've never been happier in my whole life!	I've never been happier in my whole life!
1710	01:53:42,800	01:53:43,760	My baby.	My baby.
1711	01:53:51,180	01:53:52,490	Mothers and daughters...	Mothers and daughters...
1712	01:53:53,900	01:53:55,160	What a waste of a day!	What a waste of a day!
1713	01:53:55,550	01:53:57,440	Mothers and daughters!	Mothers and daughters!
1714	01:53:59,430	01:54:00,610	Mothers and daughters...	Mothers and daughters...
1715	01:54:04,490	01:54:05,680	Amritha!	Amritha!
1716	01:54:05,950	01:54:09,160	How could you name her Amritha without asking me?	How could you name her Amritha without asking me?
1717	01:54:11,340	01:54:11,750	It's okay, gentlemen.	It's okay, gentlemen.
1718	01:54:11,880	01:54:13,520	But my instinct says...	But my instinct says...
1719	01:54:13,600	01:54:17,470	You'll have another daughter, and she'll be called Nayana!	You'll have another daughter, and she'll be called Nayana!
1720	01:54:20,200	01:54:20,980	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
1721	01:54:21,740	01:54:22,610	I'll be outside.	I'll be outside.
1722	01:54:22,690	01:54:23,530	Take your time.	Take your time.
1723	01:54:27,010	01:54:29,870	By the way, Ajay's not so bad after all.	By the way, Ajay's not so bad after all.
1724	01:54:31,380	01:54:32,220	Thanks Ma!	Thanks Ma!
1725	01:54:33,520	01:54:35,340	He reminds me of Paritosh.	He reminds me of Paritosh.
1726	01:54:36,650	01:54:42,570	But living in one city, with one man, forever...	But living in one city, with one man, forever...
1727	01:54:42,650	01:54:43,890	What kind of life is that?	What kind of life is that?
1728	01:54:44,010	01:54:45,920	Don't say 'normal'!	Don't say 'normal'!
1729	01:55:02,830	01:55:05,570	The genius... Guinness Book record-holding	The genius... Guinness Book record-holding
1730	01:55:05,650	01:55:07,420	world-famous Mathematician...	world-famous Mathematician...
1731	01:55:07,500	01:55:09,080	The Human Computer!	The Human Computer!
1732	01:55:09,490	01:55:12,590	Shakuntala Devi Ma'am, it is my absolute honour...	Shakuntala Devi Ma'am, it is my absolute honour...
1733	01:55:12,670	01:55:15,910	to give away the prestigious Mathematics Lifetime Achievement Award to you.	to give away the prestigious Mathematics Lifetime Achievement Award to you.
1734	01:55:21,550	01:55:22,180	Oh please!	Oh please!
1735	01:55:23,170	01:55:25,260	I am younger than you in mind!	I am younger than you in mind!
1736	01:55:27,380	01:55:31,240	Shakuntala Ma'am, we can't let you go without saying a couple of words.	Shakuntala Ma'am, we can't let you go without saying a couple of words.
1737	01:55:34,080	01:55:35,620	A couple?	A couple?
1738	01:55:35,830	01:55:37,090	'Thank you.' Can I leave now?	'Thank you.' Can I leave now?
1739	01:55:40,500	01:55:41,840	Please, no.	Please, no.
1740	01:55:42,150	01:55:43,790	- Can you keep it there please? - Yes.	- Can you keep it there please? - Yes.
1741	01:55:43,920	01:55:44,860	Thank you.	Thank you.
1742	01:55:49,030	01:55:51,120	Zero is my favorite number.	Zero is my favorite number.
1743	01:55:51,780	01:55:54,540	Maybe because this world is round?	Maybe because this world is round?
1744	01:55:56,730	01:56:00,430	Sometimes life teaches us lessons...	Sometimes life teaches us lessons...
1745	01:56:00,560	01:56:02,570	By making us spin in circles!	By making us spin in circles!
1746	01:56:09,250	01:56:12,200	Today, I want to say something...	Today, I want to say something...
1747	01:56:14,150	01:56:18,090	That I haven't even said to myself before.	That I haven't even said to myself before.
1748	01:56:21,110	01:56:26,240	All my life, I was angry with my mother.	All my life, I was angry with my mother.
1749	01:56:27,020	01:56:31,040	And I didn't realize when anger turned into hate.	And I didn't realize when anger turned into hate.
1750	01:56:32,220	01:56:38,440	I was angry that she never spoke up in front of my father.	I was angry that she never spoke up in front of my father.
1751	01:56:39,670	01:56:42,340	Because she didn't have a voice of her own.	Because she didn't have a voice of her own.
1752	01:56:45,010	01:56:47,030	Maybe that's why today...	Maybe that's why today...
1753	01:56:48,210	01:56:50,050	...I have my own voice.	...I have my own voice.
1754	01:56:53,150	01:56:56,810	It was only when my daughter explained it to me, that I realised...	It was only when my daughter explained it to me, that I realised...
1755	01:56:57,100	01:57:02,290	I always saw my mother just as a mother...	I always saw my mother just as a mother...
1756	01:57:04,930	01:57:07,120	And never as a woman.	And never as a woman.
1757	01:57:08,330	01:57:09,850	I never understood her.	I never understood her.
1758	01:57:10,890	01:57:13,720	My only ambition in life...	My only ambition in life...
1759	01:57:15,680	01:57:18,430	Was to not become like my mother.	Was to not become like my mother.
1760	01:57:21,070	01:57:25,200	And so perhaps everything I am today...	And so perhaps everything I am today...
1761	01:57:26,400	01:57:27,670	Is because of her.	Is because of her.
1762	01:57:30,990	01:57:31,760	Ma!	Ma!
1763	01:57:32,900	01:57:34,350	I'm proud of you!	I'm proud of you!
1764	01:57:40,060	01:57:41,780	I am also who I am	I am also who I am
1765	01:57:43,090	01:57:44,480	because of my daughter.	because of my daughter.
1766	01:57:46,040	01:57:51,180	My darling Anu, who is whistling from the audience for me.	My darling Anu, who is whistling from the audience for me.
1767	01:57:53,470	01:57:57,400	Her whistles and the pride I see in her eyes today...	Her whistles and the pride I see in her eyes today...
1768	01:57:58,360	01:58:00,590	Is my biggest award.	Is my biggest award.
1769	01:58:04,840	01:58:11,570	Every mom hopes that her daughter won't just see her as a mother...	Every mom hopes that her daughter won't just see her as a mother...
1770	01:58:14,020	01:58:16,290	But also as a genius sometimes.	But also as a genius sometimes.
1771	01:58:25,950	01:58:27,480	Okay, I've rambled on enough...	Okay, I've rambled on enough...
1772	01:58:28,230	01:58:29,640	Shall we do some Maths?	Shall we do some Maths?
1773	01:58:29,840	01:58:31,030	Yes...	Yes...
1774	01:58:31,950	01:58:33,730	Is everyone low on energy?	Is everyone low on energy?
1775	01:58:34,040	01:58:35,210	I can't hear you yet!	I can't hear you yet!
1776	01:58:35,450	01:58:37,000	Yes!	Yes!
1777	01:58:37,680	01:58:43,120	Okay so today, I am going to introduce you to 'Miss Revolving Number'.	Okay so today, I am going to introduce you to 'Miss Revolving Number'.
1778	01:58:46,050	01:58:47,140	She's very special.	She's very special.
1779	01:58:47,570	01:58:48,670	I'll tell you why!	I'll tell you why!
1780	01:58:49,310	01:58:51,550	142857...	142857...
1781	01:59:07,520	01:59:09,180	That's my mother.	That's my mother.
1782	01:59:10,150	01:59:12,390	My amazing mother!	My amazing mother!
1783	01:59:14,920	01:59:21,830	Our relationship wasn't built on reverence or sacrifice.	Our relationship wasn't built on reverence or sacrifice.
1784	01:59:26,030	01:59:30,650	She wasn't the typical mom who exists in books and films...	She wasn't the typical mom who exists in books and films...
1785	01:59:32,890	01:59:37,220	Because my mother knew how to live for herself.	Because my mother knew how to live for herself.
1786	01:59:38,240	01:59:40,960	She knew how to value herself.	She knew how to value herself.
1787	01:59:46,280	01:59:49,200	She knew how to embrace life wholeheartedly.	She knew how to embrace life wholeheartedly.
1788	01:59:57,600	02:00:02,090	Everyday, I strive to be a little like her.	Everyday, I strive to be a little like her.
1789	02:00:06,630	02:00:07,960	God-promise.	God-promise.
1790	02:02:47,600	02:02:49,980	BODMAS.	BODMAS.
1791	02:02:50,170	02:02:53,080	B for Bracket.	B for Bracket.
1792	02:02:53,600	02:02:56,270	O for Order.	O for Order.
1793	02:02:56,970	02:02:59,520	D for Division.	D for Division.
1794	02:02:59,600	02:03:02,400	M for Multiplication.	M for Multiplication.
1795	02:03:03,040	02:03:05,530	A for Addition.	A for Addition.
1796	02:03:05,790	02:03:08,570	S for Subtraction.	S for Subtraction.
1797	02:03:20,750	02:03:23,000	Two chickens each for you and me	Two chickens each for you and me
1798	02:03:23,080	02:03:25,040	Make four chickens in all	Make four chickens in all
1799	02:03:25,450	02:03:27,830	Seven notes on the count of three	Seven notes on the count of three
1800	02:03:27,910	02:03:29,910	Put the melody in a song	Put the melody in a song
1801	02:03:30,330	02:03:32,580	Numbers make the world go round	Numbers make the world go round
1802	02:03:32,660	02:03:35,000	Step out of the box and see	Step out of the box and see
1803	02:03:35,080	02:03:37,370	Why become a bookworm...	Why become a bookworm...
1804	02:03:37,450	02:03:39,160	Set your mind free	Set your mind free
1805	02:03:39,330	02:03:40,040	Sing with me	Sing with me
1806	02:03:40,120	02:03:42,250	1,2,3,4...	1,2,3,4...
1807	02:03:42,330	02:03:49,250	There's no pass, there's no fail	There's no pass, there's no fail
1808	02:03:49,330	02:03:50,950	Be fearless, all is well	Be fearless, all is well
1809	02:03:51,040	02:03:51,950	Sing with me!	Sing with me!
1810	02:03:52,040	02:03:54,250	There's no pass, there's no fail	There's no pass, there's no fail
1811	02:03:54,330	02:03:56,370	It's a classroom not a jail	It's a classroom not a jail
1812	02:03:56,450	02:03:58,790	There's no pass, there's no fail	There's no pass, there's no fail
1813	02:03:58,870	02:04:01,160	Set your mind free	Set your mind free
1814	02:04:08,330	02:04:10,500	Be fearless and sing with me	Be fearless and sing with me
1815	02:04:10,580	02:04:11,550	Sing with me!	Sing with me!
1816	02:04:18,040	02:04:20,400	Be fearless and sing with me	Be fearless and sing with me
1817	02:04:30,260	02:04:32,590	It's easier than it seems	It's easier than it seems
1818	02:04:32,680	02:04:34,970	No reason to lose your mind	No reason to lose your mind
1819	02:04:35,050	02:04:37,390	Just take on what it brings	Just take on what it brings
1820	02:04:37,470	02:04:39,640	Kick your fears behind	Kick your fears behind
1821	02:04:39,970	02:04:42,340	Why let books weigh you down	Why let books weigh you down
1822	02:04:42,430	02:04:44,470	It's time to let them go	It's time to let them go
1823	02:04:44,720	02:04:46,970	You're light as a whiff of air	You're light as a whiff of air
1824	02:04:47,050	02:04:48,890	So take flight and soar!	So take flight and soar!
1825	02:04:48,970	02:04:51,760	Sing with me 1,2,3,4...	Sing with me 1,2,3,4...
1826	02:04:51,840	02:04:58,760	There's no pass, there's no fail	There's no pass, there's no fail
1827	02:04:58,840	02:05:00,800	Be fearless, all is well	Be fearless, all is well
1828	02:05:00,890	02:05:01,720	Sing with me!	Sing with me!
1829	02:05:01,800	02:05:03,640	There's no pass, there's no fail	There's no pass, there's no fail
1830	02:05:03,720	02:05:06,000	It's a classroom not a jail	It's a classroom not a jail
1831	02:05:06,080	02:05:08,350	There's no pass, there's no fail	There's no pass, there's no fail
1832	02:05:08,430	02:05:11,060	Set your mind free	Set your mind free
1833	02:05:17,990	02:05:20,100	Be fearless, all is well	Be fearless, all is well
1834	02:05:20,180	02:05:21,520	Sing with me!	Sing with me!