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1 00:00:25,257 00:00:26,893 Breaking News. Breaking News.
2 00:00:26,894 00:00:30,463 There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in. There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.
3 00:00:30,464 00:00:33,900 Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime. Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.
4 00:00:33,901 00:00:36,068 We go now live to Monte Vista We go now live to Monte Vista
5 00:00:36,069 00:00:39,005 where students were gathered for the annual school dance. where students were gathered for the annual school dance.
6 00:00:39,006 00:00:41,474 Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene
7 00:00:41,475 00:00:44,844 to find these "packs" of gang members in the midst of gun violence. to find these "packs" of gang members in the midst of gun violence.
8 00:00:44,845 00:00:49,816 We immediately pounced the evildoers and we had the situation under control. We immediately pounced the evildoers and we had the situation under control.
9 00:00:49,817 00:00:53,519 Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt. Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.
10 00:00:53,520 00:00:56,088 Bunch of savages. Bunch of savages.
11 00:00:56,089 00:01:00,092 Animals that belong in a zoo. Animals that belong in a zoo.
12 00:01:00,093 00:01:04,864 First of all, that cop is high as hell. Look at him. First of all, that cop is high as hell. Look at him.
13 00:01:04,865 00:01:09,068 Second of all, that's not even how it went down. Let me rewind to the beginning. Second of all, that's not even how it went down. Let me rewind to the beginning.
14 00:01:11,638 00:01:14,574 This was actually the greatest night of my life. This was actually the greatest night of my life.
15 00:01:14,575 00:01:17,109 Would you believe me if I told you it was a tale of love? Would you believe me if I told you it was a tale of love?
16 00:01:17,110 00:01:18,911 The cops may have labeled it a tragedy, The cops may have labeled it a tragedy,
17 00:01:18,912 00:01:20,847 but you can never trust the police. but you can never trust the police.
18 00:01:20,848 00:01:23,015 Hey, this is my story. Hey, this is my story.
19 00:01:23,016 00:01:25,918 So I should tell you, it'll probably be a little racist. So I should tell you, it'll probably be a little racist.
20 00:01:25,919 00:01:28,087 Where you gonna be at tonight? Where you gonna be at tonight?
21 00:01:28,088 00:01:30,656 You best believe that you're gonna be over at Monte Vista High School You best believe that you're gonna be over at Monte Vista High School
22 00:01:30,657 00:01:32,892 because it's going down. because it's going down.
23 00:01:32,893 00:01:34,627 Supa Sizers out there with their smash hit The Hater Dance Supa Sizers out there with their smash hit The Hater Dance
24 00:01:34,628 00:01:36,629 will be in the neighborhood, man. will be in the neighborhood, man.
25 00:01:36,630 00:01:40,032 It's Power 106's annual "Unity in the Community" school dance It's Power 106's annual "Unity in the Community" school dance
26 00:01:40,033 00:01:41,534 going down at Monte Vista High School. going down at Monte Vista High School.
27 00:01:41,535 00:01:42,902 Power 106. Power 106.
28 00:01:47,573 00:01:49,509 Well, I love that Supa Sizer. Well, I love that Supa Sizer.
29 00:01:49,510 00:01:52,245 That motherfucking Hater Dance song is the shit. That motherfucking Hater Dance song is the shit.
30 00:01:52,246 00:01:54,126 I'm not gonna give in to that Supa Sizers' song. I'm not gonna give in to that Supa Sizers' song.
31 00:01:55,082 00:01:57,250 Press it just as soon as I can. Press it just as soon as I can.
32 00:01:57,251 00:01:58,918 You want Mamma to walk you in, baby? You want Mamma to walk you in, baby?
33 00:01:58,919 00:02:00,586 No, Mamma, I'm good. No, Mamma, I'm good.
34 00:02:00,587 00:02:02,054 You ain't good, nigga. You ain't good, nigga.
35 00:02:02,055 00:02:05,258 You ain't about four feet goddamn tall. Hold on. You ain't about four feet goddamn tall. Hold on.
36 00:02:05,259 00:02:06,826 Your Mamma coming. Your Mamma coming.
37 00:02:06,827 00:02:09,527 I don't want nobody fucking with my baby. I don't want nobody fucking with my baby.
38 00:02:13,165 00:02:14,665 Ma! Ma!
39 00:02:15,167 00:02:17,435 I protects my baby. I protects my baby.
40 00:02:17,970 00:02:19,805 Come on. Come on.
41 00:02:19,806 00:02:21,974 Let's go. Let's go.
42 00:02:21,975 00:02:26,212 Now, listen. If some shit goes down, I want you to page me, all right? Now, listen. If some shit goes down, I want you to page me, all right?
43 00:02:26,213 00:02:29,215 Ma, nobody uses pagers no more. We got iPhones. Ma, nobody uses pagers no more. We got iPhones.
44 00:02:29,216 00:02:32,316 Man, I know what's going on in these streets, God help you. Man, I know what's going on in these streets, God help you.
45 00:02:32,985 00:02:35,219 Ma, I promise, I'm good. Ma, I promise, I'm good.
46 00:02:36,656 00:02:39,859 All right, well, listen, I gotta get to the motherfucking church anyway. All right, well, listen, I gotta get to the motherfucking church anyway.
47 00:02:39,860 00:02:41,294 Go in there and make Mamma proud. Learn something. Go in there and make Mamma proud. Learn something.
48 00:02:41,295 00:02:43,829 Give Mamma a kiss, little baby, before I go. Give Mamma a kiss, little baby, before I go.
49 00:02:58,578 00:03:01,146 Kiss me, nigga, before I blow... Kiss me, nigga, before I blow...
50 00:03:14,293 00:03:15,628 I love you. I love you.
51 00:03:15,629 00:03:18,798 Take care and learn something today. Make Mamma proud, you little bitch. Take care and learn something today. Make Mamma proud, you little bitch.
52 00:03:18,799 00:03:20,699 Tell your teacher I said, "Hey." Tell your teacher I said, "Hey."
53 00:03:21,000 00:03:22,668 You got something for me? You got something for me?
54 00:03:22,669 00:03:24,836 Yeah, I got something. Hold on. Yeah, I got something. Hold on.
55 00:03:25,938 00:03:27,206 All right. All right.
56 00:03:27,207 00:03:29,175 Roll on, I got you. I got you. Roll on, I got you. I got you.
57 00:03:29,176 00:03:31,610 You don't put that football down, I'll fuck your ass up. You don't put that football down, I'll fuck your ass up.
58 00:04:15,054 00:04:18,157 The Rangers, those dudes are amazing. The Rangers, those dudes are amazing.
59 00:04:18,158 00:04:20,660 Best dance clique in our school. Best dance clique in our school.
60 00:04:20,661 00:04:22,894 And one of them is actually my older cousin. And one of them is actually my older cousin.
61 00:04:22,895 00:04:24,764 Day Day. Day Day.
62 00:04:24,765 00:04:27,266 I met him at a family reunion once, I met him at a family reunion once,
63 00:04:27,267 00:04:30,136 but I don't even think he remembers my name. but I don't even think he remembers my name.
64 00:04:30,137 00:04:32,705 See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that clique. See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that clique.
65 00:04:32,706 00:04:35,207 Now, that's what it's about here. Cliques. Now, that's what it's about here. Cliques.
66 00:04:35,208 00:04:40,112 Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from that study-buddy shit. Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from that study-buddy shit.
67 00:04:40,113 00:04:42,915 It's more so sororities and fraternities It's more so sororities and fraternities
68 00:04:42,916 00:04:45,217 without the college education and social benefits. without the college education and social benefits.
69 00:04:45,218 00:04:47,253 Let me explain. Let me explain.
70 00:04:47,254 00:04:49,922 Each school is divided and segregated into cliques. Each school is divided and segregated into cliques.
71 00:04:49,923 00:04:51,290 Monte Vista is no different. Monte Vista is no different.
72 00:04:51,291 00:04:52,792 You got your backpackers, You got your backpackers,
73 00:04:52,793 00:04:54,860 the nerds, the nerds,
74 00:04:54,861 00:04:57,897 the vegan, tree-loving dreadheads. the vegan, tree-loving dreadheads.
75 00:04:57,898 00:05:02,368 You got your dirty ghetto kids aka your hood skaters. You got your dirty ghetto kids aka your hood skaters.
76 00:05:02,369 00:05:04,870 Oh, and that's Stinkfinger. Oh, and that's Stinkfinger.
77 00:05:04,871 00:05:07,039 Across the street, Across the street,
78 00:05:07,040 00:05:09,709 you'll find the lamest fools to ever set foot in the hood. you'll find the lamest fools to ever set foot in the hood.
79 00:05:09,710 00:05:11,410 Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl. Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.
80 00:05:11,411 00:05:13,779 They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago
81 00:05:13,780 00:05:16,749 but these fools still up here every single day. but these fools still up here every single day.
82 00:05:16,750 00:05:19,752 Bunch of old wannabe gangsters who wanna holler at young chicks Bunch of old wannabe gangsters who wanna holler at young chicks
83 00:05:19,753 00:05:21,120 but always fail miserably. but always fail miserably.
84 00:05:21,121 00:05:22,988 We're not carrying any books. We're not carrying any books.
85 00:05:22,989 00:05:25,224 And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them. And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.
86 00:05:25,225 00:05:27,159 You wanna carry these balls then, bitch? You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?
87 00:05:27,160 00:05:31,330 Yeah, put the balls in your book bag, bitch. Yeah, put the balls in your book bag, bitch.
88 00:05:31,331 00:05:32,898 Told the bitch to carry my balls. Told the bitch to carry my balls.
89 00:05:32,899 00:05:34,366 Say what? Say what?
90 00:05:34,367 00:05:35,735 I said, "Carry my balls, bitch." I said, "Carry my balls, bitch."
91 00:05:35,736 00:05:37,336 Come again, say what? Come again, say what?
92 00:05:37,337 00:05:39,604 - Let's ride out. - I know. That's right. - Let's ride out. - I know. That's right.
93 00:05:40,740 00:05:42,808 Then there's the Ese's. Then there's the Ese's.
94 00:05:42,809 00:05:44,243 The real gangsters. The real gangsters.
95 00:05:44,244 00:05:47,146 Legend has it if you look one of them in the eye, you could die. Legend has it if you look one of them in the eye, you could die.
96 00:05:47,147 00:05:50,850 Where we come from, blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along. Where we come from, blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.
97 00:05:50,851 00:05:53,953 It's the ghetto civil war that defies logic. It's the ghetto civil war that defies logic.
98 00:05:53,954 00:05:57,423 It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans. It's the same shit. It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans. It's the same shit.
99 00:05:57,424 00:06:01,060 See what I did there? See what I did there?
100 00:06:01,061 00:06:05,464 And the most notorious badass Ese of them all is Big Junior. And the most notorious badass Ese of them all is Big Junior.
101 00:06:05,465 00:06:08,834 A while ago he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance A while ago he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance
102 00:06:08,835 00:06:12,204 'cause he thought some blind guy was looking at his little sister. 'cause he thought some blind guy was looking at his little sister.
103 00:06:12,205 00:06:14,540 Who just so happens to be the girl of my dreams. Who just so happens to be the girl of my dreams.
104 00:06:14,541 00:06:17,042 Anastacia Moreno. Anastacia Moreno.
105 00:06:17,043 00:06:20,880 I've been in love with her since we shared a nap-time towel in the first grade. I've been in love with her since we shared a nap-time towel in the first grade.
106 00:06:20,881 00:06:23,816 I was so nervous, I pissed on myself, I was so nervous, I pissed on myself,
107 00:06:23,817 00:06:25,785 all over the towel, all over her. all over the towel, all over her.
108 00:06:26,787 00:06:28,821 I sure enough did. I sure enough did.
109 00:06:28,822 00:06:30,990 She hasn't looked my way since. She hasn't looked my way since.
110 00:06:30,991 00:06:33,292 It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds. It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.
111 00:06:33,293 00:06:35,094 I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl. I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl.
112 00:06:35,095 00:06:38,998 A part of the hottest female clique that my school has ever birthed. A part of the hottest female clique that my school has ever birthed.
113 00:06:38,999 00:06:42,234 Let's take a moment to enjoy. Let's take a moment to enjoy.
114 00:07:02,521 00:07:04,590 Man, look at her. Man, look at her.
115 00:07:04,591 00:07:08,059 She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
116 00:07:11,530 00:07:13,030 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
117 00:07:13,966 00:07:15,733 Is she looking at me? Is she looking at me?
118 00:07:17,069 00:07:19,138 Jason B.B. Jackson. Jason B.B. Jackson.
119 00:07:19,139 00:07:22,041 Oh, this is my shot. This is my moment. Oh, this is my shot. This is my moment.
120 00:07:22,042 00:07:23,609 Seize the opportunity. Seize the opportunity.
121 00:07:33,185 00:07:35,487 Go get 'em, buckaroo. Go get 'em, buckaroo.
122 00:07:35,488 00:07:38,958 Oh, yeah, I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man. Oh, yeah, I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man.
123 00:07:38,959 00:07:41,493 The tobacco industry's propaganda pitchman The tobacco industry's propaganda pitchman
124 00:07:41,494 00:07:43,462 that's been killing kids for years. that's been killing kids for years.
125 00:07:43,463 00:07:46,063 I wasn't always super cool. I wasn't always super cool.
126 00:07:46,966 00:07:49,501 Till I discovered these. Till I discovered these.
127 00:07:49,502 00:07:53,239 My mother smokes eight packs of these death-doobies a day. My mother smokes eight packs of these death-doobies a day.
128 00:07:53,240 00:07:55,174 And since she's a single parent, And since she's a single parent,
129 00:07:55,175 00:07:57,610 he's the only man I've ever seen in my house. he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.
130 00:07:57,611 00:08:00,045 Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel. Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.
131 00:08:00,046 00:08:01,313 Don't cheat. Don't cheat.
132 00:08:01,314 00:08:02,448 My role model. My role model.
133 00:08:06,286 00:08:07,653 Go get 'em, buckaroo. Go get 'em, buckaroo.
134 00:08:22,534 00:08:24,835 My nigga, what the fuck, bro? My nigga, what the fuck, bro?
135 00:08:29,041 00:08:30,342 What's that? What's that?
136 00:08:33,646 00:08:36,181 Worst moment in the history of fucked-up-ness. Worst moment in the history of fucked-up-ness.
137 00:08:36,182 00:08:38,816 Ay! He's so little. Ay! He's so little.
138 00:08:40,019 00:08:42,955 It looks like a dick but smaller. It looks like a dick but smaller.
139 00:08:42,956 00:08:45,024 That is gross. That is gross.
140 00:08:46,559 00:08:49,261 Little dude ain't even circumcised! Little dude ain't even circumcised!
141 00:08:49,262 00:08:51,430 What was that, bro? Why you even looking at this nigga's dick? What was that, bro? Why you even looking at this nigga's dick?
142 00:08:51,431 00:08:53,532 This nigga's dick look like Franklyn. This nigga's dick look like Franklyn.
143 00:08:57,269 00:08:58,938 Hey, bro, pull your pants up. Hey, bro, pull your pants up.
144 00:08:58,939 00:09:00,699 He's still sitting there with his pants down. He's still sitting there with his pants down.
145 00:09:01,408 00:09:03,075 Hey! Wait up! Hey! Wait up!
146 00:09:03,076 00:09:04,710 Attention! It's 7:45. Attention! It's 7:45.
147 00:09:04,711 00:09:08,614 Will the student who lost their prosthetic leg Will the student who lost their prosthetic leg
148 00:09:08,615 00:09:11,583 please hop your ass down here to the guidance counselor's office. please hop your ass down here to the guidance counselor's office.
149 00:09:11,584 00:09:13,784 Hey, guys! Hey, guys! Wait up. Hey, guys! Hey, guys! Wait up.
150 00:09:15,020 00:09:16,989 Yo, how can I be a Ranger? Yo, how can I be a Ranger?
151 00:09:16,990 00:09:19,158 I know everything about y'all. I got all your mix-tapes. I know everything about y'all. I got all your mix-tapes.
152 00:09:19,159 00:09:20,726 I know all your dance moves. I know all your dance moves.
153 00:09:20,727 00:09:22,061 I was even thinking of getting a Ranger tattoo. I was even thinking of getting a Ranger tattoo.
154 00:09:22,062 00:09:23,295 Yo, this nigga is a stalker. Yo, this nigga is a stalker.
155 00:09:23,296 00:09:25,316 I'll do whatever it takes, I swear. I'll do whatever it takes, I swear.
156 00:09:26,198 00:09:28,067 Okay, little piggy-in-the-blanket dick. Okay, little piggy-in-the-blanket dick.
157 00:09:28,068 00:09:30,235 You really want that Ranger life? You really want that Ranger life?
158 00:09:30,236 00:09:31,936 Day Day, whip it out. Day Day, whip it out.
159 00:09:34,741 00:09:36,642 Memorize it. Memorize it.
160 00:09:36,643 00:09:38,677 Now, if you want to pledge to be in the illest clique, Now, if you want to pledge to be in the illest clique,
161 00:09:38,678 00:09:41,080 you got to get the drawers off one of the illest chicks. you got to get the drawers off one of the illest chicks.
162 00:09:41,081 00:09:43,248 That's right. Panties. That's right. Panties.
163 00:09:43,249 00:09:47,486 When you come back with a fresh pair of Sweet Gyrl panties, you're in. When you come back with a fresh pair of Sweet Gyrl panties, you're in.
164 00:09:47,487 00:09:49,722 Uh, can't it be like a sock or something? Uh, can't it be like a sock or something?
165 00:09:49,723 00:09:51,290 Panties! Panties!
166 00:09:51,291 00:09:52,890 Like these. Like these.
167 00:09:54,526 00:09:57,129 These are Keisha's from last night. These are Keisha's from last night.
168 00:09:57,130 00:09:58,163 She just gave you those? She just gave you those?
169 00:09:58,164 00:10:00,065 For sure. For sure.
170 00:10:00,066 00:10:01,667 All right, now here come them sugar drawers. All right, now here come them sugar drawers.
171 00:10:01,668 00:10:03,569 Take your pick, little dude! Take your pick, little dude!
172 00:10:16,749 00:10:19,084 Yo, yo, yo, snap out of it, Un-Circky! Yo, yo, yo, snap out of it, Un-Circky!
173 00:10:19,085 00:10:21,153 This Ranger shit is real. This Ranger shit is real.
174 00:10:21,154 00:10:23,322 South Central wasn't built in no day. South Central wasn't built in no day.
175 00:10:23,323 00:10:26,091 So can you pull it off or what? So can you pull it off or what?
176 00:10:26,092 00:10:28,227 Uh, when am I supposed to have this done? Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?
177 00:10:28,228 00:10:29,361 Tonight. Tonight.
178 00:10:29,362 00:10:32,031 - Tonight? - Tonight. - Tonight? - Tonight.
179 00:10:32,032 00:10:34,333 But you just said South Central wasn't built in a day. But you just said South Central wasn't built in a day.
180 00:10:34,334 00:10:38,170 Uh, I don't know what that shit means. I just be saying shit. Uh, I don't know what that shit means. I just be saying shit.
181 00:10:38,171 00:10:40,372 Y'all expect me to have sex Y'all expect me to have sex
182 00:10:40,373 00:10:42,274 with one of the most untouchable girls in our school tonight? with one of the most untouchable girls in our school tonight?
183 00:10:42,275 00:10:43,642 Yeah. Yeah.
184 00:10:43,643 00:10:44,743 That's not even humanly possible. That's not even humanly possible.
185 00:10:44,744 00:10:46,712 Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
186 00:10:46,713 00:10:49,548 Tonight is the "Unity in the Community" school dance, fool. Tonight is the "Unity in the Community" school dance, fool.
187 00:10:49,549 00:10:51,183 And it's a lock-in. And it's a lock-in.
188 00:10:51,184 00:10:53,552 And you know what happens at the lock-in, boy. And you know what happens at the lock-in, boy.
189 00:10:57,089 00:11:01,427 Okay, for those of you that don't know what a lock-in is, let me explain. Okay, for those of you that don't know what a lock-in is, let me explain.
190 00:11:01,428 00:11:05,697 In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment, In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment,
191 00:11:05,698 00:11:07,666 and keep them away from gang violence, and keep them away from gang violence,
192 00:11:07,667 00:11:11,370 we have an all-night campus party that culminates in a sleep over, we have an all-night campus party that culminates in a sleep over,
193 00:11:11,371 00:11:13,105 in the gym. in the gym.
194 00:11:13,106 00:11:15,006 Nice, safe and wholesome, right? Nice, safe and wholesome, right?
195 00:11:15,274 00:11:17,476 Wrong. Wrong.
196 00:11:17,477 00:11:20,512 Instead of the lock-in, they need to call it the "get it in." Instead of the lock-in, they need to call it the "get it in."
197 00:11:20,513 00:11:23,615 Because that's all that's happening all night long. Because that's all that's happening all night long.
198 00:11:23,616 00:11:26,877 Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get their freak in... Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get their freak in...
199 00:11:27,152 00:11:30,556 drink in, smoke in, drink in, smoke in,
200 00:11:30,557 00:11:34,326 and frolic in. and frolic in.
201 00:11:34,327 00:11:38,530 But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show. But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.
202 00:11:38,531 00:11:43,235 Last year The New Boyz took home $2,000 and a major label record deal. Last year The New Boyz took home $2,000 and a major label record deal.
203 00:11:43,236 00:11:44,703 Their lives changed forever. Their lives changed forever.
204 00:11:44,704 00:11:46,538 And they're coming back this year to judge And they're coming back this year to judge
205 00:11:46,539 00:11:48,774 and give another act a ticket out of the hood. and give another act a ticket out of the hood.
206 00:11:48,775 00:11:50,409 Oh, shit, y'all. Oh, shit, y'all.
207 00:11:50,410 00:11:52,277 We're late! We better get to class. We're late! We better get to class.
208 00:11:52,278 00:11:55,280 Nigga, we're The Rangers. We're not worried about being late to class. Nigga, we're The Rangers. We're not worried about being late to class.
209 00:11:55,281 00:11:58,250 Yeah, we run this school. This school don't run us, extra meat. Yeah, we run this school. This school don't run us, extra meat.
210 00:11:58,251 00:11:59,651 Yeah, nigga. Quit tripping. Yeah, nigga. Quit tripping.
211 00:11:59,652 00:12:02,221 I'm with the big dogs running this school. I'm with the big dogs running this school.
212 00:12:02,222 00:12:04,123 This school don't run us. This school don't run us.
213 00:12:04,124 00:12:05,624 Ain't that right, dude? Ain't that right, dude?
214 00:12:06,125 00:12:07,625 Langston? Langston?
215 00:12:18,604 00:12:21,306 Tardy, tardy, tardy! Tardy, tardy, tardy!
216 00:12:21,307 00:12:24,308 Get your Hot Pocket-sized ass to my office! Get your Hot Pocket-sized ass to my office!
217 00:12:26,512 00:12:28,679 In here, sir. In here, sir.
218 00:12:30,249 00:12:32,151 Little-ass homie, in here. Little-ass homie, in here.
219 00:12:32,152 00:12:34,253 Ain't that a rip? Ain't that a rip?
220 00:12:34,254 00:12:36,588 Damn. That's what's wrong with you kids. Damn. That's what's wrong with you kids.
221 00:12:36,589 00:12:39,758 Your mind is filled with all that bullshit. Your mind is filled with all that bullshit.
222 00:12:39,759 00:12:43,228 I'm sick of it. If I was your daddy, I'd be the one who tore your ass up. I'm sick of it. If I was your daddy, I'd be the one who tore your ass up.
223 00:12:43,229 00:12:45,797 I wouldn't play here. I wouldn't put up with none of it. I wouldn't play here. I wouldn't put up with none of it.
224 00:12:45,798 00:12:47,538 That's right. I'm trying to... That's right. I'm trying to...
225 00:12:48,367 00:12:50,636 Ooh! Ooh!
226 00:12:50,637 00:12:54,177 Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that, that, that, that... Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that, that, that, that...
227 00:12:55,941 00:12:58,844 Stop looking at my girl. Stop looking at my girl.
228 00:12:58,845 00:13:01,713 I'm gonna tell you one time and I ain't gonna tell you no more. I'm gonna tell you one time and I ain't gonna tell you no more.
229 00:13:01,714 00:13:06,385 Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch. Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch.
230 00:13:08,321 00:13:11,062 I mean, my faculty. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Johnson. I mean, my faculty. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Johnson.
231 00:13:11,957 00:13:14,526 She hears every damn thing. Everything! She hears every damn thing. Everything!
232 00:13:14,527 00:13:16,795 Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes. Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.
233 00:13:16,796 00:13:18,762 I needs to talk to you. I needs to talk to you.
234 00:13:20,265 00:13:22,201 About that little butt-naked dance you just did About that little butt-naked dance you just did
235 00:13:22,202 00:13:24,768 out there on the quad just a minute ago. out there on the quad just a minute ago.
236 00:13:25,971 00:13:28,207 Well... Well...
237 00:13:28,208 00:13:29,474 I'm not circumcised either. I'm not circumcised either.
238 00:13:32,312 00:13:34,780 And I'm sixty-some years old, still ain't circumcised. And I'm sixty-some years old, still ain't circumcised.
239 00:13:34,781 00:13:37,282 Join the club! Join the club!
240 00:13:37,283 00:13:39,850 You've got a turtle-neck little dick, too. You've got a turtle-neck little dick, too.
241 00:13:40,586 00:13:41,954 You got a German Shepherd dick. You got a German Shepherd dick.
242 00:13:41,955 00:13:43,889 I got a German Shepherd dick. I got a German Shepherd dick.
243 00:13:43,890 00:13:46,525 You got a Sean John leather on your dick. That's what you got. You got a Sean John leather on your dick. That's what you got.
244 00:13:46,526 00:13:47,859 That's right. Levi leather. That's right. Levi leather.
245 00:13:49,963 00:13:52,764 I know it. When your little dick gets a little blanket lint on it, I know it. When your little dick gets a little blanket lint on it,
246 00:13:52,765 00:13:54,333 and cookie crumbs, stuff like that, and cookie crumbs, stuff like that,
247 00:13:54,334 00:13:55,534 it's hard to blow out. it's hard to blow out.
248 00:13:55,535 00:13:58,237 I know what you're talking about 'cause I deal with it all the time. I know what you're talking about 'cause I deal with it all the time.
249 00:13:58,238 00:14:02,407 You ain't even gotta use a condom. Just twist the tip up like a balloon. You ain't even gotta use a condom. Just twist the tip up like a balloon.
250 00:14:02,408 00:14:04,476 That little ball will pop up. That little ball will pop up.
251 00:14:04,477 00:14:06,076 More pleasure! More pleasure!
252 00:14:07,512 00:14:09,648 - Principal Rogers. - What? - Principal Rogers. - What?
253 00:14:09,649 00:14:11,817 Is there any reason that you have me in your office? Is there any reason that you have me in your office?
254 00:14:11,818 00:14:14,686 Yes, there's a reason why I got you in here. Yes, there's a reason why I got you in here.
255 00:14:14,687 00:14:16,355 I wanted to ask you something. I wanted to ask you something.
256 00:14:16,356 00:14:18,724 You having a problem out with 'em Ranger boys? You having a problem out with 'em Ranger boys?
257 00:14:18,725 00:14:20,659 The Rangers? No, they're my friends. The Rangers? No, they're my friends.
258 00:14:20,660 00:14:24,529 That's what I'm talking about. See that! See that! That's what I'm talking about. See that! See that!
259 00:14:24,530 00:14:26,565 I'm sitting here trying to defend you and you're running with 'em! I'm sitting here trying to defend you and you're running with 'em!
260 00:14:26,566 00:14:27,966 I'm gonna tell you something, Jebediah, I'm gonna tell you something, Jebediah,
261 00:14:27,967 00:14:29,868 you're trying to start some shit around here. you're trying to start some shit around here.
262 00:14:29,869 00:14:32,404 The Rangers, now, all of a sudden, is your friends. The Rangers, now, all of a sudden, is your friends.
263 00:14:32,405 00:14:34,039 Ain't that a bitch. Ain't that a bitch.
264 00:14:34,040 00:14:36,475 You run around here fooling with the Mexican kids. You run around here fooling with the Mexican kids.
265 00:14:36,476 00:14:38,710 They're gonna fuck one of y'all up, up around here. They're gonna fuck one of y'all up, up around here.
266 00:14:38,711 00:14:41,847 Somebody's gonna bend you, spin you and go up in you. This is my school. Somebody's gonna bend you, spin you and go up in you. This is my school.
267 00:14:41,848 00:14:45,450 And I won't play that. I don't like any of them one bit! And I won't play that. I don't like any of them one bit!
268 00:14:45,451 00:14:48,353 Are you getting initiated into a gang, young Jiminey? Are you getting initiated into a gang, young Jiminey?
269 00:14:48,354 00:14:52,457 Uh, my name is Jason, and no, I'm not. Uh, my name is Jason, and no, I'm not.
270 00:14:52,458 00:14:53,992 Cut the... I'm gonna tell you something, Jethro. Cut the... I'm gonna tell you something, Jethro.
271 00:14:53,993 00:14:56,295 You're gonna try and start a race riot. You're gonna try and start a race riot.
272 00:14:56,296 00:14:58,897 You better leave them Mexican kids alone, they're gonna jump on you. You better leave them Mexican kids alone, they're gonna jump on you.
273 00:14:58,898 00:15:01,333 Yeah, four to five of them are gonna jump on your little ass. Yeah, four to five of them are gonna jump on your little ass.
274 00:15:01,334 00:15:04,902 They're gonna have Home Depot little jackets on, they don't play the fool. They're gonna have Home Depot little jackets on, they don't play the fool.
275 00:15:06,371 00:15:08,972 Yeah. Damn shit. Yeah. Damn shit.
276 00:15:09,675 00:15:11,310 You think it's a game? You think it's a game?
277 00:15:11,311 00:15:12,911 You think it's a game? You think it's a game?
278 00:15:12,912 00:15:15,913 You're gonna end up on First 38. You're gonna end up on First 38.
279 00:15:16,848 00:15:18,784 - First 38. - I thought it was 48. - First 38. - I thought it was 48.
280 00:15:18,785 00:15:20,384 Yeah, it's 38, nigga. Yeah, it's 38, nigga.
281 00:15:20,886 00:15:22,988 Yes. Yes.
282 00:15:22,989 00:15:25,090 I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in. I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in.
283 00:15:25,091 00:15:27,326 And you heard right, baby. I need you here. And you heard right, baby. I need you here.
284 00:15:27,327 00:15:28,894 Quicker than a cat can lick his ass. Quicker than a cat can lick his ass.
285 00:15:28,895 00:15:31,829 All right, great. I'll see you there. All right, great. I'll see you there.
286 00:15:36,635 00:15:39,071 - I'm gonna tear that ass up tonight. - Huh? - I'm gonna tear that ass up tonight. - Huh?
287 00:15:39,072 00:15:42,007 Are you going to the school dance tonight? Are you going to the school dance tonight?
288 00:15:42,008 00:15:46,043 Yeah, come on. Get your little nosey ass out of here. Get on out of here. Yeah, come on. Get your little nosey ass out of here. Get on out of here.
289 00:15:50,982 00:15:52,482 The Hater Dance. The Hater Dance.
290 00:15:53,352 00:15:54,852 The Hater Dance. The Hater Dance.
291 00:15:55,454 00:15:56,988 The Hater Dance. The Hater Dance.
292 00:15:56,989 00:15:58,488 Oh! Oh!
293 00:16:16,842 00:16:19,010 What the fuck? What the fuck?
294 00:16:19,011 00:16:22,346 It seems like today is your unlucky day, Day. It seems like today is your unlucky day, Day.
295 00:16:23,548 00:16:25,382 That's funny, fool. That's funny, fool.
296 00:16:25,884 00:16:27,619 Yeah. Yeah.
297 00:16:27,620 00:16:29,454 Yo, why y'all messing with me? Yo, why y'all messing with me?
298 00:16:29,455 00:16:31,489 I know you got some lawns to mow or something. I know you got some lawns to mow or something.
299 00:16:35,894 00:16:39,930 So, Day Day, you have a really important phone call. So, Day Day, you have a really important phone call.
300 00:16:43,668 00:16:45,103 Who's this? Who's this?
301 00:16:47,073 00:16:49,539 What? Nigga, speak English. Who's this? What? Nigga, speak English. Who's this?
302 00:16:51,042 00:16:56,948 It's Junior. Just got out and he wants his money. It's Junior. Just got out and he wants his money.
303 00:16:56,949 00:16:59,518 Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone, Holmes. Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone, Holmes.
304 00:16:59,519 00:17:02,621 That's rude. That's rude.
305 00:17:02,622 00:17:06,491 My bad, Junior. I didn't know it was you. How did you get out? My bad, Junior. I didn't know it was you. How did you get out?
306 00:17:06,492 00:17:08,727 I thought you were in jail for triple life. I thought you were in jail for triple life.
307 00:17:12,698 00:17:15,100 Look, man, I got your money. Don't worry. Look, man, I got your money. Don't worry.
308 00:17:15,101 00:17:17,035 Insert 25 cents for another minute. Insert 25 cents for another minute.
309 00:17:20,807 00:17:22,874 What did he say? What did he say?
310 00:17:22,875 00:17:25,177 Don't ask me, fool. I don't speak Spanish. Don't ask me, fool. I don't speak Spanish.
311 00:17:31,616 00:17:35,285 $2,000 by midnight or Junior's gonna kill you. $2,000 by midnight or Junior's gonna kill you.
312 00:17:39,091 00:17:40,590 Shit. Shit.
313 00:17:43,061 00:17:44,930 2 grand. 2 grand.
314 00:17:44,931 00:17:47,766 Where am I gonna get that from by midnight? Where am I gonna get that from by midnight?
315 00:17:47,767 00:17:49,634 - Day Day, you cool? - Hell no. - Day Day, you cool? - Hell no.
316 00:17:49,635 00:17:53,238 These Ese's are threatening me over some shit my wack-ass father did! These Ese's are threatening me over some shit my wack-ass father did!
317 00:17:53,239 00:17:54,773 Uncle D-Smoke? Uncle D-Smoke?
318 00:17:54,774 00:17:56,975 Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren. Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren.
319 00:17:56,976 00:18:02,614 See, my mamma thought it would be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison. See, my mamma thought it would be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.
320 00:18:02,615 00:18:04,216 Say, "Hi, Daddy!" Say, "Hi, Daddy!" Say, "Hi, Daddy!" Say, "Hi, Daddy!"
321 00:18:04,217 00:18:07,085 Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy.
322 00:18:07,086 00:18:09,120 Whose goddamn white baby is that? Whose goddamn white baby is that?
323 00:18:09,121 00:18:12,990 This is your baby, okay? He's just light skinned. Mmm-hmm. This is your baby, okay? He's just light skinned. Mmm-hmm.
324 00:18:13,592 00:18:15,060 That one might be mine. That one might be mine.
325 00:18:15,061 00:18:17,028 That one right there, I'm not totally sure. That one right there, I'm not totally sure.
326 00:18:17,029 00:18:20,632 Just because you named him Darren don't mean he belongs to Darren. Just because you named him Darren don't mean he belongs to Darren.
327 00:18:20,633 00:18:23,101 But I don't care what this baby's name is, But I don't care what this baby's name is,
328 00:18:23,102 00:18:25,704 this baby is rice skinned but not light skinned. this baby is rice skinned but not light skinned.
329 00:18:25,705 00:18:27,239 That is a white child. That is a white child.
330 00:18:27,240 00:18:30,242 That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus. That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.
331 00:18:30,243 00:18:33,845 That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland. That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.
332 00:18:33,846 00:18:38,750 That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant. That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.
333 00:18:38,751 00:18:40,619 You the only one I've been with, Darren. You the only one I've been with, Darren.
334 00:18:40,620 00:18:44,823 Bitch, let me explain to you the math. I've been in here 16 consecutive years. Bitch, let me explain to you the math. I've been in here 16 consecutive years.
335 00:18:44,824 00:18:47,225 You know how long "consecutive" is, don't you? You know how long "consecutive" is, don't you?
336 00:18:47,226 00:18:50,529 Okay, so, it means one right after the motherfucking other. Okay, so, it means one right after the motherfucking other.
337 00:18:50,530 00:18:52,197 'Cause I ain't never missed a day. 'Cause I ain't never missed a day.
338 00:18:52,198 00:18:54,966 So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits
339 00:18:54,967 00:18:57,168 with some other motherfuckers other than me. with some other motherfuckers other than me.
340 00:18:57,169 00:18:59,137 That's not my baby. That's not my baby.
341 00:18:59,138 00:19:02,774 That's almost a grown white man you've brought in here. That's almost a grown white man you've brought in here.
342 00:19:02,775 00:19:04,676 His glasses are certainly grown. His glasses are certainly grown.
343 00:19:04,677 00:19:07,646 I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription. I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.
344 00:19:07,647 00:19:11,149 And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua? And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?
345 00:19:11,150 00:19:12,817 Bitch, you've been fucking the guard? Bitch, you've been fucking the guard?
346 00:19:12,818 00:19:14,920 Ew! Nuh-uh! Ew! Nuh-uh!
347 00:19:14,921 00:19:18,056 Hey, Darren, stop talking to my mom like that, man. Be respectful. Hey, Darren, stop talking to my mom like that, man. Be respectful.
348 00:19:18,057 00:19:22,093 You're absolutely right. I apologize for that. You're absolutely right. I apologize for that.
349 00:19:22,094 00:19:23,962 - It's just that this bitch... - Damn it. There you go again. - It's just that this bitch... - Damn it. There you go again.
350 00:19:23,963 00:19:27,566 Your mother was misbehaving. Your mother was misbehaving.
351 00:19:27,567 00:19:31,836 Sorry, I should've set a better example in front of Sorry, I should've set a better example in front of
352 00:19:31,837 00:19:35,006 the nice white gentleman and your mother. the nice white gentleman and your mother.
353 00:19:35,007 00:19:39,744 All right, so, could I please speak to my black son privately, please? All right, so, could I please speak to my black son privately, please?
354 00:19:39,745 00:19:41,313 - Would that be okay with you, Trina? - Mmm-hmm. - Would that be okay with you, Trina? - Mmm-hmm.
355 00:19:41,314 00:19:43,081 I mean you no disrespect, sir. I mean you no disrespect, sir.
356 00:19:43,082 00:19:45,183 Hope to work for you one day when I get out. Hope to work for you one day when I get out.
357 00:19:45,184 00:19:46,985 Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
358 00:19:46,986 00:19:48,819 Raggedy head... Raggedy head...
359 00:19:51,690 00:19:54,624 You have to excuse me, son. This is my first white baby. You have to excuse me, son. This is my first white baby.
360 00:19:55,594 00:19:57,260 What's up, man? What's up, man?
361 00:19:57,829 00:19:59,598 I'm in a jam. I'm in a jam.
362 00:19:59,599 00:20:02,334 - What? - Uh... - What? - Uh...
363 00:20:02,335 00:20:07,270 There was a gambling incident and I need, like, There was a gambling incident and I need, like,
364 00:20:07,772 00:20:10,775 13,000 cigarettes, preferably 6,000 13,000 cigarettes, preferably 6,000
365 00:20:10,776 00:20:15,080 of those non-menthol and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups. of those non-menthol and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.
366 00:20:15,081 00:20:16,848 That's worth about $2,000 That's worth about $2,000
367 00:20:16,849 00:20:18,249 on the open street market. on the open street market.
368 00:20:18,250 00:20:20,819 If you can handle that for me, I'd appreciate it. If you can handle that for me, I'd appreciate it.
369 00:20:20,820 00:20:23,254 Darren, what are you talking about? Darren, what are you talking about?
370 00:20:23,255 00:20:26,658 Well, see, what had happened was... Well, see, what had happened was...
371 00:20:26,659 00:20:30,328 Wait, you're gonna do a flashback within a flashback? Wait, you're gonna do a flashback within a flashback?
372 00:20:30,329 00:20:31,863 Nigga, you know you can't do that. Nigga, you know you can't do that.
373 00:20:31,864 00:20:33,632 Nigga, I'm a criminal. Nigga, I'm a criminal.
374 00:20:33,633 00:20:35,767 That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do. That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do.
375 00:20:35,768 00:20:37,302 So, now. So, now.
376 00:20:37,303 00:20:38,803 What had happened was... What had happened was...
377 00:20:40,839 00:20:44,776 No Mexican has ever beat me in Dominoes. Ever. No Mexican has ever beat me in Dominoes. Ever.
378 00:20:44,777 00:20:46,978 But one day the cash was on the line, But one day the cash was on the line,
379 00:20:46,979 00:20:49,779 I had been sipping that lean and he caught me slipping. I had been sipping that lean and he caught me slipping.
380 00:20:52,785 00:20:55,186 What's this got to do with me? This is your problem. What's this got to do with me? This is your problem.
381 00:20:55,187 00:20:57,222 Uh, I didn't have the money, Uh, I didn't have the money,
382 00:20:57,223 00:20:59,924 and in lieu of the money, and in lieu of the money,
383 00:20:59,925 00:21:03,361 I told Junior and his crew that I had a rich son I told Junior and his crew that I had a rich son
384 00:21:03,362 00:21:07,866 in a famous rap group, and I'm sure a little funky $2,000 in a famous rap group, and I'm sure a little funky $2,000
385 00:21:07,867 00:21:10,702 don't mean nothing when he's clocking all the dollars out there, don't mean nothing when he's clocking all the dollars out there,
386 00:21:10,703 00:21:12,804 Mr. Major Buckety Bucks. Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.
387 00:21:12,805 00:21:15,839 What? Man, we ain't signed yet. I ain't got no money. What? Man, we ain't signed yet. I ain't got no money.
388 00:21:17,308 00:21:20,278 All right, well, let's not be a Gloomy Gus. All right, well, let's not be a Gloomy Gus.
389 00:21:20,279 00:21:24,049 Okay, if you didn't learn nothing from your white brother, learn Okay, if you didn't learn nothing from your white brother, learn
390 00:21:24,050 00:21:27,152 always look on the bright side of life. always look on the bright side of life.
391 00:21:27,153 00:21:29,254 But you still haven't given him any money? But you still haven't given him any money?
392 00:21:29,255 00:21:31,956 No, I gave him an orange this morning. No, I gave him an orange this morning.
393 00:21:31,957 00:21:34,859 But they're already trying to make me make small booty payments But they're already trying to make me make small booty payments
394 00:21:34,860 00:21:37,201 and I only got a small booty to work with. and I only got a small booty to work with.
395 00:21:39,397 00:21:42,300 Look here, man, um, I only got one booty hole. Look here, man, um, I only got one booty hole.
396 00:21:42,301 00:21:44,736 You understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying?
397 00:21:44,737 00:21:49,974 They don't take debit or credit or nothing in here, it's just hole. Okay? They don't take debit or credit or nothing in here, it's just hole. Okay?
398 00:21:49,975 00:21:52,077 I've been holding onto it for 16 years. I've been holding onto it for 16 years.
399 00:21:52,078 00:21:54,212 I don't see no reason to let it go now I don't see no reason to let it go now
400 00:21:54,213 00:21:58,817 over a few little pineapple fruit cups and some cigarettes. over a few little pineapple fruit cups and some cigarettes.
401 00:21:58,818 00:22:01,019 Speaking of which, I need you to do me a favor. Speaking of which, I need you to do me a favor.
402 00:22:02,922 00:22:04,723 You think you can listen to these for me? You think you can listen to these for me?
403 00:22:04,724 00:22:07,392 That's disgusting, man. Where'd you pull that out from? That's disgusting, man. Where'd you pull that out from?
404 00:22:07,393 00:22:10,028 Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag. Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag.
405 00:22:10,029 00:22:12,163 Nigga, what do you think? I pulled them out of my ass. Nigga, what do you think? I pulled them out of my ass.
406 00:22:12,164 00:22:14,799 You ain't got to smell it. Just listen to it. You ain't got to smell it. Just listen to it.
407 00:22:14,800 00:22:16,000 I know. I know. It's time. I know. I know. It's time.
408 00:22:16,001 00:22:17,969 Look, I only got a few seconds Look, I only got a few seconds
409 00:22:17,970 00:22:21,272 before they snatch me up out of here 'cause I'm a gangster! before they snatch me up out of here 'cause I'm a gangster!
410 00:22:21,273 00:22:23,842 But look, I need you to save my sphincter. But look, I need you to save my sphincter.
411 00:22:23,843 00:22:27,112 You gonna embarrass me in front of that white man's child, you better lock me down! You gonna embarrass me in front of that white man's child, you better lock me down!
412 00:22:27,113 00:22:29,748 Some father I got, huh? Some father I got, huh?
413 00:22:29,749 00:22:32,117 Now I gotta pay Junior by midnight. Now I gotta pay Junior by midnight.
414 00:22:32,118 00:22:34,517 Anyway, you get them drawers yet? Anyway, you get them drawers yet?
415 00:22:35,520 00:22:39,357 I'm just messing with you. Come on, bro, we got PE. I'm just messing with you. Come on, bro, we got PE.
416 00:22:39,358 00:22:40,992 Wait, you noticed I was in your PE class? Wait, you noticed I was in your PE class?
417 00:22:40,993 00:22:44,896 Yeah, man. I've seen you there before, looking all un-athletic and shit. Yeah, man. I've seen you there before, looking all un-athletic and shit.
418 00:22:46,866 00:22:49,134 Let's keep this Junior thing between me and you. Let's keep this Junior thing between me and you.
419 00:22:49,135 00:22:52,535 It's 11:00. Get your wretched ass into class! It's 11:00. Get your wretched ass into class!
420 00:22:56,107 00:22:59,344 Man! I'm in a tight situation. Man! I'm in a tight situation.
421 00:22:59,345 00:23:01,479 Go ahead. Keep laughing at my pain. Go ahead. Keep laughing at my pain.
422 00:23:01,480 00:23:04,115 But the struggle is real! But the struggle is real!
423 00:23:04,116 00:23:07,552 Big Junior just magically got released from a triple life sentence. Big Junior just magically got released from a triple life sentence.
424 00:23:07,553 00:23:09,420 And he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day. And he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.
425 00:23:09,421 00:23:11,089 And probably me too, once he finds out And probably me too, once he finds out
426 00:23:11,090 00:23:13,992 I'm trying to get his sister's panties. I'm trying to get his sister's panties.
427 00:23:13,993 00:23:17,529 Are those panties really worth dying for? Are those panties really worth dying for?
428 00:23:17,530 00:23:21,432 She probably got some really nice panties. She probably got some really nice panties.
429 00:23:21,433 00:23:23,868 I guess I gotta do what I gotta do. I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.
430 00:23:23,869 00:23:25,970 It's like my man Shakespeare said, It's like my man Shakespeare said,
431 00:23:25,971 00:23:29,207 "Love is a smoke, made from the fumes of sighs, "Love is a smoke, made from the fumes of sighs,
432 00:23:29,208 00:23:32,342 "being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes." "being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes."
433 00:23:36,548 00:23:39,017 Get your asses up for some aerobics. Get your asses up for some aerobics.
434 00:23:39,018 00:23:40,585 Stand your asses up! Stand your asses up!
435 00:23:40,586 00:23:44,289 Don't make Coach mad today. Don't make me mad! Come on now. Don't make Coach mad today. Don't make me mad! Come on now.
436 00:23:44,290 00:23:48,593 Let's get into this Hater Dance, shall we? 5, 6, 7 and 8. Let's get into this Hater Dance, shall we? 5, 6, 7 and 8.
437 00:23:48,594 00:23:50,929 And to the left. And to the left.
438 00:23:50,930 00:23:52,996 Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! Yeah!
439 00:23:52,997 00:23:54,499 Come on, guys. Come on, guys.
440 00:23:54,500 00:23:57,101 Man, what the hell you doing, piddly dick? Man, what the hell you doing, piddly dick?
441 00:23:57,102 00:23:59,037 Move like you got some damn rhythm. Come on. Move like you got some damn rhythm. Come on.
442 00:23:59,038 00:24:02,106 Now step, yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side. Now step, yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side.
443 00:24:02,107 00:24:03,707 Oh, yeah! Keep going. Oh, yeah! Keep going.
444 00:24:04,209 00:24:05,709 Mmm! Mmm!
445 00:24:06,211 00:24:07,777 Do the dance. Do the dance.
446 00:24:10,181 00:24:13,117 Not so hard, Venkatesh! Not so hard. Okay? Not so hard, Venkatesh! Not so hard. Okay?
447 00:24:13,118 00:24:15,186 Hey. I'm so sick of this damn song! Hey. I'm so sick of this damn song!
448 00:24:15,187 00:24:18,888 Yeah, but I do like the way B3's booty shakes to that dance. Mmm! Yeah, but I do like the way B3's booty shakes to that dance. Mmm!
449 00:24:19,390 00:24:21,526 What's a B3? What's a B3?
450 00:24:21,527 00:24:24,028 Man, you gotta keep up with the acronyms if you're gonna be a Ranger. Man, you gotta keep up with the acronyms if you're gonna be a Ranger.
451 00:24:24,029 00:24:26,130 B3 is Big Booty Becky. B3 is Big Booty Becky.
452 00:24:26,131 00:24:27,565 Oh. Oh.
453 00:24:27,566 00:24:29,400 Come on, J-Extra. Let's roll over there right now. Come on, J-Extra. Let's roll over there right now.
454 00:24:29,401 00:24:32,637 I like that, J-Extra. That's your new name. I like that, J-Extra. That's your new name.
455 00:24:32,638 00:24:34,906 Yeah. That's right. Dougie's with it, boy. Yeah. That's right. Dougie's with it, boy.
456 00:24:34,907 00:24:37,688 That's the Fredrick Douglass right there, you old nigga. That's the Fredrick Douglass right there, you old nigga.
457 00:24:38,576 00:24:40,345 Can we help you, little boy? Can we help you, little boy?
458 00:24:40,346 00:24:42,547 No love. Little homie with us. No love. Little homie with us.
459 00:24:42,548 00:24:45,383 Oh, I'm sorry, Langston. I didn't know. Oh, I'm sorry, Langston. I didn't know.
460 00:24:45,384 00:24:48,987 Hey. Didn't we go to pre-school together? Hey. Didn't we go to pre-school together?
461 00:24:48,988 00:24:53,690 Uh, me? No. See, I'm from Nigeria. Uh, me? No. See, I'm from Nigeria.
462 00:24:54,192 00:24:55,759 Oh! Oh!
463 00:24:56,427 00:24:58,296 Oh... Oh...
464 00:24:58,297 00:25:02,100 Yeah. That's it. You peed on me in elementary school. Yeah. That's it. You peed on me in elementary school.
465 00:25:02,101 00:25:04,502 - What? - What? - What? - What?
466 00:25:04,503 00:25:09,140 What are y'all doing, not participating in my calisthenics, huh? What are y'all doing, not participating in my calisthenics, huh?
467 00:25:09,141 00:25:12,543 Coach, we're tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man. Coach, we're tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.
468 00:25:12,544 00:25:14,379 The Hater Dance is loved by everybody. The Hater Dance is loved by everybody.
469 00:25:14,380 00:25:15,546 We don't like it. We don't like it.
470 00:25:15,547 00:25:17,382 Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.
471 00:25:17,383 00:25:20,518 Baby Chris Rock face. Why you hate The Hater Dance, huh? Baby Chris Rock face. Why you hate The Hater Dance, huh?
472 00:25:20,519 00:25:24,422 You gotta like it! Okay? You gotta like it! Okay?
473 00:25:24,423 00:25:26,925 We're about what's popping next, not now! We're about what's popping next, not now!
474 00:25:26,926 00:25:29,560 Yeah, we about to give you a little taste of what we gonna do tonight. Yeah, we about to give you a little taste of what we gonna do tonight.
475 00:25:29,561 00:25:31,396 - Check it out! - Who painted your back? - Check it out! - Who painted your back?
476 00:25:31,397 00:25:32,964 Little Negro division? Little Negro division?
477 00:25:32,965 00:25:34,945 Watch this, little niggas. Watch this, little niggas.
478 00:27:02,754 00:27:06,024 Yo, we killed that. We definitely gonna win tonight. Yo, we killed that. We definitely gonna win tonight.
479 00:27:06,025 00:27:07,392 Bro, you already know what's up. Bro, you already know what's up.
480 00:27:07,393 00:27:09,360 I know you saw how Jasmine was on me. I know you saw how Jasmine was on me.
481 00:27:09,361 00:27:11,262 That's gonna be my butt down tonight. That's gonna be my butt down tonight.
482 00:27:11,263 00:27:14,132 Nigga, yeah, right! You know her daddy's a pastor. Nigga, yeah, right! You know her daddy's a pastor.
483 00:27:14,133 00:27:17,068 What? Are you doubting the powers of a Ranger? What? Are you doubting the powers of a Ranger?
484 00:27:17,069 00:27:19,604 My fault. I repent. My fault. I repent.
485 00:27:19,605 00:27:22,473 Yo, yo. Check that out. That's confidence right there. Yo, yo. Check that out. That's confidence right there.
486 00:27:22,474 00:27:25,742 Day Day still ain't gonna smash, but at least he's confident. Day Day still ain't gonna smash, but at least he's confident.
487 00:27:26,244 00:27:30,415 I don't know, bro. This whole Sweet Gyrl thing's a little bit out of my league. I don't know, bro. This whole Sweet Gyrl thing's a little bit out of my league.
488 00:27:30,416 00:27:33,351 I couldn't even get my name out. I blew it. I couldn't even get my name out. I blew it.
489 00:27:33,352 00:27:35,353 Don't trip, you'll get another chance. Don't trip, you'll get another chance.
490 00:27:35,354 00:27:38,222 No, you won't, little nigga. No, you won't, little nigga.
491 00:27:38,223 00:27:40,224 Mrs. Johnson, report to the office. Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.
492 00:27:40,225 00:27:42,725 Mrs. Johnson, report to the office. Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.
493 00:27:45,463 00:27:47,830 Hi, Mrs. Johnson. Hi, Mrs. Johnson.
494 00:27:51,636 00:27:54,304 Hi, boys! Hi, boys!
495 00:27:55,807 00:27:57,742 Damn! Damn!
496 00:27:57,743 00:28:00,084 Stop looking at my bitch! Stop looking at my bitch!
497 00:28:01,479 00:28:07,485 Well, students, it's 12:30. Lunch time, reduced lunch, Well, students, it's 12:30. Lunch time, reduced lunch,
498 00:28:07,486 00:28:10,853 bring your lunch. Hell, no lunch. bring your lunch. Hell, no lunch.
499 00:28:12,423 00:28:13,491 Hey, man, look at these little niggas! Hey, man, look at these little niggas!
500 00:28:13,492 00:28:14,592 Need to move. Need to move.
501 00:28:14,593 00:28:15,860 Move, man! Word! Move, man! Word!
502 00:28:15,861 00:28:17,495 Man, that's why The Rangers is gay. Man, that's why The Rangers is gay.
503 00:28:17,496 00:28:19,097 Nigga, what the fuck you say? Nigga, what the fuck you say?
504 00:28:19,098 00:28:22,366 You heard what he said, fool. Y'all are gay! You heard what he said, fool. Y'all are gay!
505 00:28:22,367 00:28:24,235 Man, that's the best you could come up with? Man, that's the best you could come up with?
506 00:28:24,236 00:28:25,636 - Yeah! - Yeah? - Yeah! - Yeah?
507 00:28:25,637 00:28:27,271 Cue these niggas off, yo! Cue these niggas off, yo!
508 00:28:27,272 00:28:28,673 Our little nigga's funny. Our little nigga's funny.
509 00:28:40,651 00:28:42,887 ♪ This Ranger game, man Look at these suckers ♪ This Ranger game, man Look at these suckers
510 00:28:42,888 00:28:45,490 ♪ We run this school Y'all niggas don't want it ♪ We run this school Y'all niggas don't want it
511 00:28:45,491 00:28:47,859 ♪ Hot, like your mamma coochie in the summer ♪ Hot, like your mamma coochie in the summer
512 00:28:47,860 00:28:50,428 ♪ The shit don't stop Dillinger ♪ The shit don't stop Dillinger
513 00:28:50,429 00:28:52,897 ♪ Dude, you assed-out Plumber! ♪ Dude, you assed-out Plumber!
514 00:28:52,898 00:28:54,899 ♪ Now I don't understand something ♪ What? ♪ Now I don't understand something ♪ What?
515 00:28:54,900 00:28:57,835 ♪ Why he dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman ♪ Why he dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman
516 00:28:57,836 00:28:59,737 ♪ For lunch, eat a dick, if you're hungry ♪ For lunch, eat a dick, if you're hungry
517 00:28:59,738 00:29:02,240 ♪ Coulda been your punks But I got gypped ♪ Coulda been your punks But I got gypped
518 00:29:02,241 00:29:05,476 ♪ Your mamma pussy DOA That shit is stanky ♪ Your mamma pussy DOA That shit is stanky
519 00:29:05,477 00:29:07,345 ♪ How you put up with that stench? ♪ How you put up with that stench?
520 00:29:07,346 00:29:09,714 ♪ Even Stinkfinger wouldn't get up in that bitch ♪ Even Stinkfinger wouldn't get up in that bitch
521 00:29:09,715 00:29:11,349 ♪ Her pubic hair is like fucking on the Grinch ♪ Her pubic hair is like fucking on the Grinch
522 00:29:11,350 00:29:12,717 ♪ Met your mamma freshman year ♪ Met your mamma freshman year
523 00:29:12,718 00:29:14,752 ♪ We've been fucking ever since ♪ We've been fucking ever since
524 00:29:14,753 00:29:16,821 ♪ Nigga, ain't that about a bitch? ♪ Nigga, ain't that about a bitch?
525 00:29:16,822 00:29:19,190 ♪ Look at your gear See that it's sort of rent ♪ Look at your gear See that it's sort of rent
526 00:29:19,191 00:29:21,592 ♪ Your pants so tight I can see your pussy print ♪ Your pants so tight I can see your pussy print
527 00:29:21,593 00:29:23,861 ♪ Camel-toe Joe, let 'em know who you with ♪ Camel-toe Joe, let 'em know who you with
528 00:29:23,862 00:29:26,397 ♪ Be like Bernie Mac I'm the king of this comedy ♪ Be like Bernie Mac I'm the king of this comedy
529 00:29:26,398 00:29:28,866 ♪ The back of your neck looks like grits Hominy ♪ The back of your neck looks like grits Hominy
530 00:29:28,867 00:29:31,469 ♪ Your braids so old they singing Negro Spirituals, homie ♪ Your braids so old they singing Negro Spirituals, homie
531 00:29:31,470 00:29:33,738 ♪ Oh, nobody knows ♪ Oh, nobody knows
532 00:29:33,739 00:29:36,407 ♪ Tell the truth Live honestly ♪ Tell the truth Live honestly
533 00:29:36,408 00:29:38,776 ♪ Come out the closet with your promise ring ♪ Come out the closet with your promise ring
534 00:29:38,777 00:29:40,778 ♪ You call this gay? We happy, nigga! ♪ You call this gay? We happy, nigga!
535 00:29:40,779 00:29:42,914 ♪ But I just played your girl like an action figure ♪ ♪ But I just played your girl like an action figure ♪
536 00:29:42,915 00:29:45,650 - Ooh! - Matter of fact, I'm gonna pass it, nigger! - Ooh! - Matter of fact, I'm gonna pass it, nigger!
537 00:29:45,651 00:29:47,852 Yo, J-Extra! Go on, blast these niggas. Yo, J-Extra! Go on, blast these niggas.
538 00:29:50,755 00:29:52,423 Uh... Uh...
539 00:29:52,424 00:29:54,223 Yo. Yo.
540 00:29:54,725 00:29:56,694 Listen. Listen.
541 00:29:56,695 00:29:59,696 Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't Ranger material. Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't Ranger material.
542 00:30:04,236 00:30:06,571 Ahem! Students, did you think I'm playing? Ahem! Students, did you think I'm playing?
543 00:30:06,572 00:30:08,606 I'm walking around here looking for you. I'm walking around here looking for you.
544 00:30:08,607 00:30:11,876 Get your little goat-smelling asses in your class. Get your little goat-smelling asses in your class.
545 00:30:11,877 00:30:14,812 I'm out here working. I'm looking. Don't make me sneak up on you. I'm out here working. I'm looking. Don't make me sneak up on you.
546 00:30:19,584 00:30:22,051 I smell pussy or pot. I smell pussy or pot.
547 00:30:22,987 00:30:24,821 It's pot! It's pot!
548 00:30:35,333 00:30:38,669 Smoke weed every day. Smoke weed every day.
549 00:30:38,670 00:30:41,672 Everyone, take out your poems and pass them to the front. Everyone, take out your poems and pass them to the front.
550 00:30:41,673 00:30:44,508 I hope you students ain't fronting on some bitch-ass shit I hope you students ain't fronting on some bitch-ass shit
551 00:30:44,509 00:30:46,611 and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics. and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics.
552 00:30:46,612 00:30:48,279 I got all his albums. I got all his albums.
553 00:30:48,280 00:30:50,581 I fucks with Hov! I fucks with Hov!
554 00:31:05,563 00:31:09,300 Miss Moreno, late again. Miss Moreno, late again.
555 00:31:09,301 00:31:11,035 Sorry, Ms. Billingsly. Sorry, Ms. Billingsly.
556 00:31:11,036 00:31:14,739 You must think Billingsly is a punk bitch? You must think Billingsly is a punk bitch?
557 00:31:14,740 00:31:16,874 Because you are treating me like a bitch, Because you are treating me like a bitch,
558 00:31:16,875 00:31:18,776 coming up in my class all late and shit! coming up in my class all late and shit!
559 00:31:18,777 00:31:21,579 Ms. Billingsly, it's not even like that. Ms. Billingsly, it's not even like that.
560 00:31:21,580 00:31:24,849 And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh? And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?
561 00:31:24,850 00:31:27,818 Well, actually, I have something... Well, actually, I have something...
562 00:31:27,819 00:31:28,953 Uh-huh? Uh-huh?
563 00:31:33,358 00:31:38,929 I mean, I liked it. It's formatted correctly. The words are beautiful. I mean, I liked it. It's formatted correctly. The words are beautiful.
564 00:31:38,930 00:31:40,698 You just forgot to put your name on it. You just forgot to put your name on it.
565 00:31:40,699 00:31:43,034 So, you didn't think it was too long? So, you didn't think it was too long?
566 00:31:43,035 00:31:45,134 Nah, you're perfect. It's perfect. Nah, you're perfect. It's perfect.
567 00:31:45,636 00:31:47,136 Thanks! Thanks!
568 00:31:49,774 00:31:53,678 Oh! You decided to actually do some work. Oh! You decided to actually do some work.
569 00:31:53,679 00:31:55,880 Well, I have got to hear this shit! Well, I have got to hear this shit!
570 00:31:55,881 00:32:00,384 Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem. Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem.
571 00:32:00,385 00:32:03,888 - What? - To the front of the class, Miss Moreno. - What? - To the front of the class, Miss Moreno.
572 00:32:03,889 00:32:05,790 - Ms. Billingsly... - Don't talk back to a pimp! - Ms. Billingsly... - Don't talk back to a pimp!
573 00:32:05,791 00:32:08,124 Respect my gangsta! Respect my gangsta!
574 00:32:21,739 00:32:24,106 "Admiring from afar "Admiring from afar
575 00:32:24,608 00:32:26,509 "Courting in secret "Courting in secret
576 00:32:27,511 00:32:29,412 "Wishing for my star "Wishing for my star
577 00:32:30,648 00:32:32,381 "My prayers to keep it "My prayers to keep it
578 00:32:33,918 00:32:36,087 "You are my star "You are my star
579 00:32:36,088 00:32:38,588 "In the safety of my dreams "In the safety of my dreams
580 00:32:39,523 00:32:41,490 "You are my star "You are my star
581 00:32:42,760 00:32:45,228 "Beauty gazing for what seems "Beauty gazing for what seems
582 00:32:45,796 00:32:47,430 "Like an eternity "Like an eternity
583 00:32:47,965 00:32:50,166 "Too fearful for speaking "Too fearful for speaking
584 00:32:50,701 00:32:53,002 "Too nervous for flirting "Too nervous for flirting
585 00:32:53,637 00:32:55,840 "My words escape me "My words escape me
586 00:32:55,841 00:32:58,542 "Yet flourish from the page "Yet flourish from the page
587 00:32:58,543 00:33:01,112 "Maybe it's not yet my season "Maybe it's not yet my season
588 00:33:01,113 00:33:03,412 "My love ferments with age "My love ferments with age
589 00:33:04,081 00:33:06,450 "I guess I must wait "I guess I must wait
590 00:33:06,451 00:33:08,819 "I confess I must say "I confess I must say
591 00:33:08,820 00:33:14,024 "You are my star, you are my star "You are my star, you are my star
592 00:33:14,025 00:33:17,528 "But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence "But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence
593 00:33:17,529 00:33:19,930 "But I go unnoticed from a distance "But I go unnoticed from a distance
594 00:33:19,931 00:33:21,832 "Burned by your heat "Burned by your heat
595 00:33:21,833 00:33:24,835 "I've yearned for so long "I've yearned for so long
596 00:33:24,836 00:33:29,607 "For you without me is like a singer with no song "For you without me is like a singer with no song
597 00:33:29,608 00:33:34,277 "Yet still, you are my star." "Yet still, you are my star."
598 00:33:37,782 00:33:40,918 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
599 00:33:40,919 00:33:43,554 That motherfucker was hella dope. That motherfucker was hella dope.
600 00:33:48,926 00:33:50,466 Thank you. Thank you.
601 00:33:55,833 00:33:58,669 Students, it's 3:00. School is over. Students, it's 3:00. School is over.
602 00:33:58,670 00:34:00,438 The school dance is tonight. The school dance is tonight.
603 00:34:00,439 00:34:03,941 No gang attire. No lace front. No thongs. No gang attire. No lace front. No thongs.
604 00:34:03,942 00:34:06,575 No C-section scars. See you tonight. No C-section scars. See you tonight.
605 00:34:12,583 00:34:14,819 Hey, man, where the hell is your clothes? Hey, man, where the hell is your clothes?
606 00:34:14,820 00:34:17,021 My horse got the munchies and ate them. My horse got the munchies and ate them.
607 00:34:17,022 00:34:19,156 Smooth move back there in class, my son. Smooth move back there in class, my son.
608 00:34:19,157 00:34:21,892 But now it's time to rope this filly. But now it's time to rope this filly.
609 00:34:21,893 00:34:24,061 - Man, what you talking about? - Here she comes. - Man, what you talking about? - Here she comes.
610 00:34:24,062 00:34:26,462 Jason. Jason! Jason. Jason!
611 00:34:27,231 00:34:31,168 Oh, my God! She gave me an A! Oh, my God! She gave me an A!
612 00:34:31,169 00:34:34,004 She even wrote, "Your poem was the shit!" She even wrote, "Your poem was the shit!"
613 00:34:35,540 00:34:37,975 I wish I was as good a writer as you. I wish I was as good a writer as you.
614 00:34:37,976 00:34:41,679 I mean, you're talented. I've seen you. I mean, you're talented. I've seen you.
615 00:34:41,680 00:34:47,885 Really? I mean, I've got the vocals. Just not much of a songwriter. Really? I mean, I've got the vocals. Just not much of a songwriter.
616 00:34:47,886 00:34:49,820 Maybe you should let me help you with that. Maybe you should let me help you with that.
617 00:34:49,821 00:34:53,289 Yeah? That would be cool. Yeah? That would be cool.
618 00:34:54,024 00:34:55,860 I guess I owe you now. I guess I owe you now.
619 00:34:55,861 00:34:57,928 No. You don't owe me. No. You don't owe me.
620 00:34:57,929 00:35:00,764 It's the least I could do after peeing on you in pre-school. It's the least I could do after peeing on you in pre-school.
621 00:35:02,767 00:35:04,602 - I knew I wasn't crazy. That was you. - That was really stupid. - I knew I wasn't crazy. That was you. - That was really stupid.
622 00:35:04,603 00:35:06,669 Man, shut up! Shit. Man, shut up! Shit.
623 00:35:07,238 00:35:09,139 - Excuse me? - Huh? - Excuse me? - Huh?
624 00:35:09,140 00:35:13,309 I said shut up to all them haters. And, uh, give me your number. I said shut up to all them haters. And, uh, give me your number.
625 00:35:13,811 00:35:15,411 Okay. Okay.
626 00:35:24,121 00:35:27,758 So, you should give me a call sometime. So, you should give me a call sometime.
627 00:35:27,759 00:35:29,860 And maybe we can write a song together. And maybe we can write a song together.
628 00:35:29,861 00:35:31,794 Yeah. I'd like that. Yeah. I'd like that.
629 00:35:33,731 00:35:35,299 Fuck you, niggas. How you do that shit? Fuck you, niggas. How you do that shit?
630 00:35:35,300 00:35:37,968 Oh, and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight? Oh, and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?
631 00:35:37,969 00:35:39,803 Uh, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.
632 00:35:39,804 00:35:42,605 - Cool! I'll see you there then. - Yeah. - Cool! I'll see you there then. - Yeah.
633 00:35:45,743 00:35:48,312 Yeah, nigga! That's how you do it, nigga. That's how you do it. Yeah, nigga! That's how you do it, nigga. That's how you do it.
634 00:35:48,313 00:35:51,380 Hey, Un-Circky, she give you the drawers yet? Hey, Un-Circky, she give you the drawers yet?
635 00:35:53,017 00:35:56,754 Oh, man! I'm working on it, bro. Oh, man! I'm working on it, bro.
636 00:35:56,755 00:35:59,056 Look who finally got a little confidence. Yeah. Look who finally got a little confidence. Yeah.
637 00:35:59,057 00:36:01,292 Got a little bit of swag, too! Got a little bit of swag, too!
638 00:36:01,293 00:36:03,794 You actually got her number. I can't believe it. You actually got her number. I can't believe it.
639 00:36:03,795 00:36:05,563 - That's right. - You know he ain't gonna do nothing with it - That's right. - You know he ain't gonna do nothing with it
640 00:36:05,564 00:36:07,865 but get ink on his dick when he's jacking off. but get ink on his dick when he's jacking off.
641 00:36:09,967 00:36:11,702 Aw, shit! Aw, shit!
642 00:36:11,703 00:36:14,038 Who raggedy-ass shit is that? Who raggedy-ass shit is that?
643 00:36:14,039 00:36:15,973 Jason, bring your ass over, boy! Jason, bring your ass over, boy!
644 00:36:15,974 00:36:17,708 Nigga, that's your mamma? Nigga, that's your mamma?
645 00:36:17,709 00:36:19,610 Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no!
646 00:36:21,846 00:36:25,015 Goddamn. This boy's gonna make me get out of this goddamn car. Goddamn. This boy's gonna make me get out of this goddamn car.
647 00:36:25,016 00:36:27,251 Here, see what happened is she's not all the way my mamma. Here, see what happened is she's not all the way my mamma.
648 00:36:27,252 00:36:29,553 She's kind of my mamma, just a little bit. She's kind of my mamma, just a little bit.
649 00:36:30,220 00:36:32,156 Shit! Shit!
650 00:36:32,157 00:36:35,225 - Get it, cuz. - That's you. That's you. - Get it, cuz. - That's you. That's you.
651 00:36:35,226 00:36:37,027 That's true, cuz. I sat on two, cuz. That's true, cuz. I sat on two, cuz.
652 00:36:37,028 00:36:38,262 Nigga, you lying! Nigga, you lying!
653 00:36:38,263 00:36:40,164 Actually, she's adopted. I swear! Actually, she's adopted. I swear!
654 00:36:40,165 00:36:43,000 Don't make me embarrass you out here in front of the school! Now come on. Don't make me embarrass you out here in front of the school! Now come on.
655 00:36:43,001 00:36:44,768 If she let you go, we gonna be at my crib. If she let you go, we gonna be at my crib.
656 00:36:44,769 00:36:46,704 All right. I'm gonna hit your cell! All right. I'm gonna hit your cell!
657 00:36:46,705 00:36:48,906 You ain't gonna hit shit! Who they fuck are they anyway? You ain't gonna hit shit! Who they fuck are they anyway?
658 00:36:48,907 00:36:50,808 Mamma, they was my friends. Mamma, they was my friends.
659 00:36:50,809 00:36:52,569 You ain't got no fucking friends. Quit lying. You ain't got no fucking friends. Quit lying.
660 00:36:54,980 00:36:57,881 Hold on. Hold on. What's happening? Hold on. Hold on. What's happening?
661 00:36:57,882 00:36:59,984 Hey, man, come on. Mamma. Hey, man, come on. Mamma.
662 00:36:59,985 00:37:02,386 Old lady. You see me out here dancing? Old lady. You see me out here dancing?
663 00:37:02,387 00:37:05,656 Crip walking and shit! You're out here interrupting my swag, lady. Crip walking and shit! You're out here interrupting my swag, lady.
664 00:37:05,657 00:37:07,958 Yeah, bitch! You interrupting his swag, ho! Yeah, bitch! You interrupting his swag, ho!
665 00:37:07,959 00:37:10,260 - How about I interrupt your life? - Oh shit. Shit done got real! - How about I interrupt your life? - Oh shit. Shit done got real!
666 00:37:10,261 00:37:12,062 Everybody, chill! No. No. No. Everybody, chill! No. No. No.
667 00:37:12,063 00:37:14,064 Look at me. It's cool, lady. Look at me. It's cool, lady.
668 00:37:14,065 00:37:15,666 I'm not worried about that little squirt-gun you got, nigga. I'm not worried about that little squirt-gun you got, nigga.
669 00:37:15,667 00:37:18,702 - I got pussy hair tougher than you. - Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch! - I got pussy hair tougher than you. - Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch!
670 00:37:18,703 00:37:20,443 - Motherfucker! - All right! - Motherfucker! - All right!
671 00:37:36,153 00:37:38,188 What seems to be the problem, Percy? What seems to be the problem, Percy?
672 00:37:38,189 00:37:40,424 Nothing, Uncle. Everything cool around here. We're straight! Nothing, Uncle. Everything cool around here. We're straight!
673 00:37:40,425 00:37:43,060 I've done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school, I've done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school,
674 00:37:43,061 00:37:44,762 you grown-ass niggas. you grown-ass niggas.
675 00:37:44,763 00:37:46,997 You trying to gangbang? You need to bang a job! You trying to gangbang? You need to bang a job!
676 00:37:46,998 00:37:48,932 I done told you about selling drugs around here. I done told you about selling drugs around here.
677 00:37:48,933 00:37:50,968 Come on, we ain't getting nobody into that. Come on, we ain't getting nobody into that.
678 00:37:50,969 00:37:53,404 We ain't in that life. We just say no to that. Ain't that right, my nigga? We ain't in that life. We just say no to that. Ain't that right, my nigga?
679 00:37:53,405 00:37:54,872 Excuse me, say what? Excuse me, say what?
680 00:37:54,873 00:37:57,107 - I said, "We say no to drugs, nigga!" - Come again. Say what? - I said, "We say no to drugs, nigga!" - Come again. Say what?
681 00:37:57,108 00:37:59,943 No. No.
682 00:37:59,944 00:38:02,312 Percy, you think you slick. I'm on your ass. Percy, you think you slick. I'm on your ass.
683 00:38:02,313 00:38:04,682 I'm on your ass like stink on shit! I'm on your ass like stink on shit!
684 00:38:04,683 00:38:07,117 Look, I told you to stop calling me Percy in front of my homies, man. Look, I told you to stop calling me Percy in front of my homies, man.
685 00:38:07,118 00:38:08,952 It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug. You know what it is. It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug. You know what it is.
686 00:38:10,055 00:38:12,056 Pretty thug! A pretty thug? Pretty thug! A pretty thug?
687 00:38:12,057 00:38:14,623 You look like a pretty little chimpanzee! You look like a pretty little chimpanzee!
688 00:38:15,392 00:38:17,526 Not when I do this. Not when I do this.
689 00:38:18,262 00:38:19,363 Amazing! Amazing!
690 00:38:19,364 00:38:21,965 You look like OG Meerkat. You look like OG Meerkat.
691 00:38:21,966 00:38:23,701 - Meerkat? - Yeah, you look like a little meerkat. - Meerkat? - Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.
692 00:38:23,702 00:38:25,936 All four of you is short! You understand? All four of you is short! You understand?
693 00:38:25,937 00:38:28,437 All of you can do a flip under the bed. All of you can do a flip under the bed.
694 00:38:30,074 00:38:33,010 Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of 'em? Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of 'em?
695 00:38:33,011 00:38:35,471 You up here at the school with some Heelys on? You up here at the school with some Heelys on?
696 00:38:35,946 00:38:37,815 I'm crazy! I'm crazy!
697 00:38:37,816 00:38:42,219 Now, let this student and this beautiful super-model... Now, let this student and this beautiful super-model...
698 00:38:42,220 00:38:44,440 - Thank you, baby! - ...come on through. - Thank you, baby! - ...come on through.
699 00:38:44,955 00:38:46,924 See you. I'm gonna see you. See you. I'm gonna see you.
700 00:38:46,925 00:38:48,425 - Move, bitches! - You're gonna leave 'em alone around here. - Move, bitches! - You're gonna leave 'em alone around here.
701 00:38:48,426 00:38:52,229 Hit me again. Built like a goddamn car! Hit me again. Built like a goddamn car!
702 00:38:52,230 00:38:54,797 Call me when you want a ride too, motherfucker! Call me when you want a ride too, motherfucker!
703 00:38:55,299 00:38:58,168 Yes, Lord! Yes, Lord!
704 00:38:58,169 00:39:02,139 This milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, son. Trust and believe! This milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, son. Trust and believe!
705 00:39:02,140 00:39:03,841 I'll stick my face in that ass. I'll stick my face in that ass.
706 00:39:03,842 00:39:05,242 - You'd get stuck. - Oh! - You'd get stuck. - Oh!
707 00:39:05,243 00:39:08,010 That's how I got your daddy to knock me up. That's how I got your daddy to knock me up.
708 00:39:08,846 00:39:10,981 Knocked me good and up! Knocked me good and up!
709 00:39:10,982 00:39:12,750 I want you to stay out of my woman's face. I want you to stay out of my woman's face.
710 00:39:12,751 00:39:15,018 - You're not going with that bitch. - Yeah. Get on out of here. - You're not going with that bitch. - Yeah. Get on out of here.
711 00:39:15,019 00:39:16,887 Or what? Or what? You sure? Or what? Or what? You sure?
712 00:39:16,888 00:39:18,756 Let's roll. Let's roll, nigga. Let's roll. Let's roll, nigga.
713 00:39:18,757 00:39:21,125 Start, bitch! God damn it! Start, bitch! God damn it!
714 00:39:21,126 00:39:22,926 All of you better be in a car seat when you leave here. All of you better be in a car seat when you leave here.
715 00:39:22,927 00:39:24,328 Easy, cuz! Easy, cuz! Easy, cuz! Easy, cuz!
716 00:39:24,329 00:39:26,562 Get your ass out of here! Get your ass out of here!
717 00:39:31,136 00:39:33,103 Fucking piece-of-shit car. Fucking piece-of-shit car.
718 00:39:33,104 00:39:35,239 Fuck this raggedy motherfucker. Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.
719 00:39:35,240 00:39:39,009 I don't give a fuck, bitch. Go around, bitch. Go around! I don't give a fuck, bitch. Go around, bitch. Go around!
720 00:39:39,010 00:39:42,478 Shit. I don't give a fuck. What the fuck you looking at, motherfucker? Shit. I don't give a fuck. What the fuck you looking at, motherfucker?
721 00:39:45,215 00:39:50,120 Now, going live to the LAPD eyewitness ride-along. Now, going live to the LAPD eyewitness ride-along.
722 00:39:50,121 00:39:53,457 So, this is what we like to do all day. We survey the land and look for evildoers. So, this is what we like to do all day. We survey the land and look for evildoers.
723 00:39:53,458 00:39:55,325 And we like picking up bitches! And we like picking up bitches!
724 00:39:55,326 00:39:57,494 What the fuck would you say that in the camera for? What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?
725 00:39:57,495 00:40:00,798 - You don't like picking up bitches? - I love picking up bitches. - You don't like picking up bitches? - I love picking up bitches.
726 00:40:00,799 00:40:04,168 But I don't say it in the camera. Holy shit! Rock the cockblock! But I don't say it in the camera. Holy shit! Rock the cockblock!
727 00:40:04,169 00:40:06,003 We got some serious We got some serious
728 00:40:06,004 00:40:07,304 rocking the cockblock right here. rocking the cockblock right here.
729 00:40:07,305 00:40:09,406 - Pull over, fuckers. - We are in hot pursuit! - Pull over, fuckers. - We are in hot pursuit!
730 00:40:09,407 00:40:11,275 They're pulling over. We got ourselves a hot tamale right here. They're pulling over. We got ourselves a hot tamale right here.
731 00:40:11,276 00:40:13,277 Oh! Rock the cockblock! Oh! Rock the cockblock!
732 00:40:13,278 00:40:17,181 This is what taxpayers pay for right here and these boys are mine, baby! This is what taxpayers pay for right here and these boys are mine, baby!
733 00:40:18,850 00:40:22,718 Rock the cockblock! Yeah! Rock the cockblock! Yeah!
734 00:40:27,090 00:40:28,492 Turn the music down! Turn the music down!
735 00:40:28,493 00:40:30,027 Huh? Huh?
736 00:40:30,028 00:40:31,927 Turn the music down! Turn the music down!
737 00:40:32,429 00:40:33,831 What? What?
738 00:40:33,832 00:40:36,233 Turn the fucking music down! Turn the fucking music down!
739 00:40:36,234 00:40:39,236 Hold on, I can't hear you. The music is too loud! Let me turn it down. Hold on, I can't hear you. The music is too loud! Let me turn it down.
740 00:40:39,237 00:40:41,038 How fast you were going? How fast you were going?
741 00:40:41,039 00:40:43,373 Um... Um...
742 00:40:43,374 00:40:46,143 Apparently not fast enough, Officer, since you caught us. Apparently not fast enough, Officer, since you caught us.
743 00:40:47,946 00:40:49,546 Obviously these guys are on drugs. Okay? Obviously these guys are on drugs. Okay?
744 00:40:49,547 00:40:51,915 Do you have any paraphernalia in the car? Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?
745 00:40:51,916 00:40:53,417 - Any weapons? - No, sir! - Any weapons? - No, sir!
746 00:40:53,418 00:40:58,155 I mean, ma'am. Officer Penis? I mean, ma'am. Officer Penis?
747 00:40:58,156 00:41:01,325 It's P'eniss. It's French. It's P'eniss. It's French.
748 00:41:01,326 00:41:04,928 Hey, Penis, all we got is these brownies my grandmother made Hey, Penis, all we got is these brownies my grandmother made
749 00:41:04,929 00:41:08,565 and this non-alcoholic grape drink to wash it down with. and this non-alcoholic grape drink to wash it down with.
750 00:41:08,566 00:41:11,401 - Really? Can I have some of that? - Yeah, man. - Really? Can I have some of that? - Yeah, man.
751 00:41:11,402 00:41:12,870 - Where's the drink? - You want some? - Where's the drink? - You want some?
752 00:41:12,871 00:41:14,538 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?
753 00:41:14,539 00:41:16,874 What the fuck are you doing? This isn't a restaurant! What the fuck are you doing? This isn't a restaurant!
754 00:41:16,875 00:41:19,209 I'm starving. I didn't have anything to eat today. I'm starving. I didn't have anything to eat today.
755 00:41:19,210 00:41:21,044 But you can't eat shit from them. But you can't eat shit from them.
756 00:41:21,045 00:41:23,113 - Your grandmother made these? - Yes, sir. - Your grandmother made these? - Yes, sir.
757 00:41:23,114 00:41:25,515 These are amazing! You tell her, she needs her own show. These are amazing! You tell her, she needs her own show.
758 00:41:25,516 00:41:29,052 This is ridiculous shit! Get out of the car! This is ridiculous shit! Get out of the car!
759 00:41:29,053 00:41:31,321 You have to be firm and authoritative You have to be firm and authoritative
760 00:41:31,322 00:41:33,657 so that these perps treat you with respect. so that these perps treat you with respect.
761 00:41:33,658 00:41:35,598 Cockblock! Cockblock!
762 00:41:36,026 00:41:38,161 Hot pursuit! Hot pursuit! Hot pursuit! Hot pursuit!
763 00:41:38,162 00:41:42,199 Two black men in a white Rolls Royce going down Fairfax. Two black men in a white Rolls Royce going down Fairfax.
764 00:41:42,200 00:41:43,934 Roger that, Officer Penis! Roger that, Officer Penis!
765 00:41:43,935 00:41:45,734 It's P'eniss! It's P'eniss!
766 00:42:07,158 00:42:10,494 Yeah, man. I'm gonna have to make you work the corners. Make us some money, man! Yeah, man. I'm gonna have to make you work the corners. Make us some money, man!
767 00:42:10,495 00:42:13,964 Whatever, Holmes! I can feel the burn! Whatever, Holmes! I can feel the burn!
768 00:42:13,965 00:42:16,133 This thing works. I feel like Bruce Lee. This thing works. I feel like Bruce Lee.
769 00:42:16,134 00:42:19,102 We better start rehearsing if we are gonna win the talent show tonight. We better start rehearsing if we are gonna win the talent show tonight.
770 00:42:19,103 00:42:21,204 I got some cool moves. I got some cool moves.
771 00:42:21,205 00:42:23,440 Hey, pretty bitches! Hey, pretty bitches!
772 00:42:23,441 00:42:26,476 I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches. I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches.
773 00:42:26,477 00:42:29,179 What you talking about disrespecting? Ain't nobody disrespect you! What you talking about disrespecting? Ain't nobody disrespect you!
774 00:42:29,180 00:42:32,349 I said pretty bitches. Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches! I said pretty bitches. Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches!
775 00:42:32,350 00:42:34,051 It's a compliment, bitch. It's a compliment, bitch.
776 00:42:34,052 00:42:35,152 Them bitches don't know. Them bitches don't know.
777 00:42:35,153 00:42:37,154 Ay, he does have a point. Ay, he does have a point.
778 00:42:37,155 00:42:38,622 Thank you. Thank you.
779 00:42:38,623 00:42:41,959 Damn, he is kinda cute, in a little chocolate Smurf type of way. Damn, he is kinda cute, in a little chocolate Smurf type of way.
780 00:42:41,960 00:42:44,962 It's me, baby. You see it. It's me, baby. You see it.
781 00:42:44,963 00:42:48,098 You guys can't be serious. Do you hear your friends? You guys can't be serious. Do you hear your friends?
782 00:42:48,099 00:42:50,167 Come on, you guys, let's go inside. Come on, you guys, let's go inside.
783 00:42:50,168 00:42:52,970 This bitch over here acting like a See-You-In-Tijuana. This bitch over here acting like a See-You-In-Tijuana.
784 00:42:52,971 00:42:54,604 Hey, why don't you stop cockblocking, you little Mexican bitch. Hey, why don't you stop cockblocking, you little Mexican bitch.
785 00:42:54,605 00:42:56,707 You see, she over here trying to get it. You see, she over here trying to get it.
786 00:42:56,708 00:43:00,043 Let your girl get it. Over here, fucking up game. Stankin' bitch! Let your girl get it. Over here, fucking up game. Stankin' bitch!
787 00:43:00,044 00:43:02,112 Mexican bitch! Mexican bitch!
788 00:43:02,113 00:43:03,413 - Bitch! - Bitch! - Bitch! - Bitch!
789 00:43:03,414 00:43:05,716 Shit! Let's go! Let's go! Shit! Let's go! Let's go!
790 00:43:07,685 00:43:09,985 We are funny! We are... We are funny! We are...
791 00:43:10,487 00:43:12,422 Look at this bitch! Look at this bitch!
792 00:43:12,423 00:43:14,324 What's that you called my sister? What's that you called my sister?
793 00:43:14,325 00:43:17,461 - What the fuck? - The fuck you are rolling up on for, cuz? - What the fuck? - The fuck you are rolling up on for, cuz?
794 00:43:17,462 00:43:18,462 - Huh? - He must don't know. He can't know. - Huh? - He must don't know. He can't know.
795 00:43:18,463 00:43:20,230 He can't know. He can't know.
796 00:43:20,231 00:43:22,599 I said, "Stop cockblocking, you little Mexican bitch!" I said, "Stop cockblocking, you little Mexican bitch!"
797 00:43:22,600 00:43:24,368 - Fucked, my boy! - That's what I said, cuz! - Fucked, my boy! - That's what I said, cuz!
798 00:43:24,369 00:43:25,769 This nigga got me fucked up! This nigga got me fucked up!
799 00:43:25,770 00:43:27,604 Man, show 'em what you do. Oh, shit! Man, show 'em what you do. Oh, shit!
800 00:43:27,605 00:43:30,574 - Hold on, nigga. - It's back here. There you go! - Hold on, nigga. - It's back here. There you go!
801 00:43:30,575 00:43:32,309 OG Lil' Pretty Thug, nigga! Okay. Now what? OG Lil' Pretty Thug, nigga! Okay. Now what?
802 00:43:32,310 00:43:33,610 I'm about to put this nigga in a box. I'm about to put this nigga in a box.
803 00:43:33,611 00:43:35,412 Don't do it. Calm down. You know how you get. Don't do it. Calm down. You know how you get.
804 00:43:35,413 00:43:37,514 Six feet under, nigga! You hear me? Six feet under, nigga! You hear me?
805 00:43:37,515 00:43:39,516 - Funeral service! Nigga, I... - It's seven now. It's seven feet... - Funeral service! Nigga, I... - It's seven now. It's seven feet...
806 00:43:39,517 00:43:41,218 Nigga, I'm talking face on a brochure! Nigga, I'm talking face on a brochure!
807 00:43:41,219 00:43:42,486 - Boy! - Lights out! - Boy! - Lights out!
808 00:43:42,487 00:43:44,588 - Okay! - Hear me? Clap on, clap off! - Okay! - Hear me? Clap on, clap off!
809 00:43:44,589 00:43:47,157 - Okay! - See, you got me fucked up, cuz. - Okay! - See, you got me fucked up, cuz.
810 00:43:47,158 00:43:49,026 - Comeback! Comeback! Comeback! - You got me fucked up, cuz! - Comeback! Comeback! Comeback! - You got me fucked up, cuz!
811 00:43:49,027 00:43:50,794 - Pretty Thug, nigga! You understand? - Comeback! Okay! - Pretty Thug, nigga! You understand? - Comeback! Okay!
812 00:43:50,795 00:43:52,529 - You don't know, ask somebody. - Okay! - You don't know, ask somebody. - Okay!
813 00:43:52,530 00:43:55,399 Don't fuck around and get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga! Don't fuck around and get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga!
814 00:43:55,400 00:43:56,800 - What is he talking about? - Excuse me, what? - What is he talking about? - Excuse me, what?
815 00:43:56,801 00:43:58,802 I said, "OG Lil' Pretty Thug!" I said, "OG Lil' Pretty Thug!"
816 00:43:58,803 00:44:00,270 - Come again, say what? - I'm... I'm telling... - Come again, say what? - I'm... I'm telling...
817 00:44:00,271 00:44:02,139 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
818 00:44:02,140 00:44:03,981 - This nigga real! This nigga real! - Oh, shit! - This nigga real! This nigga real! - Oh, shit!
819 00:44:05,076 00:44:07,310 Oh, shit. This motherfucker is strong! Oh, shit. This motherfucker is strong!
820 00:44:07,311 00:44:09,479 Fucking thug, nigga. I'll kill you, bitch! Fucking thug, nigga. I'll kill you, bitch!
821 00:44:09,480 00:44:12,149 Oh, Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints. What the fuck? Oh, Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints. What the fuck?
822 00:44:12,150 00:44:14,217 Bam! Get the grenade on this nigga, man! Bam! Get the grenade on this nigga, man!
823 00:44:14,218 00:44:16,653 - Get us a what? - Grenade this nigga, man! - Get us a what? - Grenade this nigga, man!
824 00:44:16,654 00:44:18,587 Pray to him! Pray to him! Pray to him! Pray to him!
825 00:44:20,691 00:44:22,559 Put him down! He don't deserve that. Put him down! He don't deserve that.
826 00:44:22,560 00:44:24,161 Get this cholo, nigga! Get this cholo, nigga!
827 00:44:24,162 00:44:26,929 Damn! I'm too pretty for this shit. Damn! I'm too pretty for this shit.
828 00:44:34,071 00:44:35,472 God damn! That nigga threw you! God damn! That nigga threw you!
829 00:44:37,308 00:44:38,575 Shit! Shit!
830 00:44:38,576 00:44:40,342 Oh, shit! Nigga! Oh, shit! Nigga!
831 00:44:44,347 00:44:45,415 I feel that shit! I feel that shit!
832 00:44:45,416 00:44:46,850 Enough! Enough! Enough! Enough!
833 00:44:46,851 00:44:48,251 Listen to me! Listen to me!
834 00:44:49,620 00:44:50,720 Shit! Shit!
835 00:44:50,721 00:44:53,190 I always wanted to do that, eh? I always wanted to do that, eh?
836 00:44:53,191 00:44:55,491 Hey, Bam, grab my gun! Hey, Bam, grab my gun!
837 00:44:55,492 00:44:56,793 Excuse me, say what? Excuse me, say what?
838 00:44:56,794 00:44:58,562 Grab my gun! Grab my gun!
839 00:44:58,563 00:45:00,430 - Come again, say what? - Get my gun! - Come again, say what? - Get my gun!
840 00:45:00,431 00:45:03,871 I can't understand you. Oh, shit! Hey, you can't shoot a nigga... I can't understand you. Oh, shit! Hey, you can't shoot a nigga...
841 00:45:03,872 00:45:06,136 with Jesus on their face. Now come on, in the name of Allah! with Jesus on their face. Now come on, in the name of Allah!
842 00:45:06,137 00:45:08,672 Don't do it. Fall back, Holmes. Fall back. Don't do it. Fall back, Holmes. Fall back.
843 00:45:08,673 00:45:10,172 Okay! Okay!
844 00:45:17,714 00:45:20,048 What's that you said about my sister? What's that you said about my sister?
845 00:45:20,750 00:45:23,018 Will about mine, cuz... Will about mine, cuz...
846 00:45:27,891 00:45:29,226 No bullets? No bullets?
847 00:45:30,828 00:45:33,695 This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun. This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.
848 00:45:34,898 00:45:37,518 Looks like your life is full of blanks, fool. Looks like your life is full of blanks, fool.
849 00:45:39,537 00:45:42,305 Hey, that's The New Boyz? They just cut their new album. Hey, that's The New Boyz? They just cut their new album.
850 00:45:42,306 00:45:43,872 Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit.
851 00:45:44,641 00:45:46,143 Just come on, nigga! Just come on, nigga!
852 00:45:46,144 00:45:49,146 I'm not getting up. I'm not getting up.
853 00:45:49,147 00:45:51,481 This nasty! I've been fucked up, nigga. This nasty! I've been fucked up, nigga.
854 00:45:51,482 00:45:52,482 Y'all got me fucked up! Y'all got me fucked up!
855 00:45:52,483 00:45:54,351 All the way up. All the way up.
856 00:45:54,352 00:45:58,053 You talking like a real gigo. You talking like a real gigo, man. You talking like a real gigo. You talking like a real gigo, man.
857 00:46:00,924 00:46:03,326 Oh, shit! We made it to World Star? Oh, shit! We made it to World Star?
858 00:46:03,327 00:46:04,628 Man, that shit's crazy. Man, that shit's crazy.
859 00:46:04,629 00:46:06,229 Hey, nigga, I killed them niggas off. Hey, nigga, I killed them niggas off.
860 00:46:06,230 00:46:07,731 Ain't that some good shit. Ain't that some good shit.
861 00:46:07,732 00:46:09,566 - Hey, y'all. - Hear that, nigga. - Hey, y'all. - Hear that, nigga.
862 00:46:09,567 00:46:11,835 Look whose mom finally let him out the house. Look whose mom finally let him out the house.
863 00:46:11,836 00:46:14,604 Hey, y'all are wack. You hating 'cause my momma care. Hey, y'all are wack. You hating 'cause my momma care.
864 00:46:14,605 00:46:18,575 Ghetto-ass mama. She care about gun play. Ghetto-ass mama. She care about gun play.
865 00:46:18,576 00:46:21,311 Did you see your little cameo on World Star? Check it out. Did you see your little cameo on World Star? Check it out.
866 00:46:21,312 00:46:22,546 Got a million views. Got a million views.
867 00:46:22,547 00:46:23,747 Is it tight? Is it tight?
868 00:46:23,748 00:46:25,715 Yo! Yo!
869 00:46:27,585 00:46:29,252 Loser! Loser!
870 00:46:29,253 00:46:31,254 Langston, can I use your phone to call Anastacia? Langston, can I use your phone to call Anastacia?
871 00:46:31,255 00:46:32,822 Why don't you call at your crib? Why don't you call at your crib?
872 00:46:32,823 00:46:35,492 Well, we don't have a house phone. Well, we don't have a house phone.
873 00:46:35,493 00:46:37,460 All we got is my mom's pager. All we got is my mom's pager.
874 00:46:37,461 00:46:39,863 Besides, I need the moral support from my guys, you know? Besides, I need the moral support from my guys, you know?
875 00:46:39,864 00:46:42,030 I'm mad nervous, y'all. I'm mad nervous, y'all.
876 00:46:42,566 00:46:45,235 For sure. Call her. For sure. Call her.
877 00:46:45,236 00:46:48,904 And I'm gonna call George Kush and light up this blunt. And I'm gonna call George Kush and light up this blunt.
878 00:46:51,708 00:46:53,944 You know what? I can't believe they beat my record. You know what? I can't believe they beat my record.
879 00:46:53,945 00:46:58,548 You know I hold the record for most videos retired on 106... You know I hold the record for most videos retired on 106...
880 00:46:58,549 00:47:00,850 And this one is smashing it. How many days it's been over? And this one is smashing it. How many days it's been over?
881 00:47:00,851 00:47:03,386 Cut it! 78 days! Cut it! 78 days!
882 00:47:18,802 00:47:20,270 Hello! Hello!
883 00:47:20,271 00:47:22,037 Yo, it's Jason. Yo, it's Jason.
884 00:47:23,006 00:47:25,006 Who the hell is Jason? Who the hell is Jason?
885 00:47:25,742 00:47:27,944 What do you want with my daughter? What do you want with my daughter?
886 00:47:27,945 00:47:32,315 Hey, sir, it's Jason and I want to speak with Anastacia, sir. Hey, sir, it's Jason and I want to speak with Anastacia, sir.
887 00:47:32,316 00:47:33,917 Man, you didn't answer my question. Who are you? Man, you didn't answer my question. Who are you?
888 00:47:33,918 00:47:36,486 And what the fuck do you want with my daughter? And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?
889 00:47:36,487 00:47:40,357 Uh... Me and Anastacia are ass-mates... I mean classmates! Uh... Me and Anastacia are ass-mates... I mean classmates!
890 00:47:40,358 00:47:42,459 We share a room... We share a room...
891 00:47:42,460 00:47:45,328 We share a classroom and I help her with her homework. We share a classroom and I help her with her homework.
892 00:47:45,329 00:47:47,664 And I wanted to know if she needed any more help... Help... And I wanted to know if she needed any more help... Help...
893 00:47:47,665 00:47:48,965 If she needed me to help her with her homework. If she needed me to help her with her homework.
894 00:47:48,966 00:47:53,068 - 'Cause I helped her with her homework. - Hold on. Anastacia! - 'Cause I helped her with her homework. - Hold on. Anastacia!
895 00:47:54,004 00:47:55,837 I'm coming. I'm coming.
896 00:48:01,444 00:48:03,111 Hello? Hello?
897 00:48:03,947 00:48:05,781 Hey, Anastacia. Hey, Anastacia.
898 00:48:06,283 00:48:08,485 Jason? Jason?
899 00:48:08,486 00:48:11,520 Yeah. I thought this was your cell phone. Yeah. I thought this was your cell phone.
900 00:48:12,656 00:48:15,358 I lost my cell phone. This is my home phone. I lost my cell phone. This is my home phone.
901 00:48:15,359 00:48:16,992 What's up? What's up?
902 00:48:17,627 00:48:21,064 Uh, nothing. What's up with you? Uh, nothing. What's up with you?
903 00:48:21,065 00:48:23,433 Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie! Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie!
904 00:48:25,369 00:48:26,569 Shut up! Shut up!
905 00:48:26,570 00:48:27,871 - Excuse me? - Uh... - Excuse me? - Uh...
906 00:48:27,872 00:48:30,807 Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.
907 00:48:30,808 00:48:33,310 Um... Um...
908 00:48:33,311 00:48:35,879 I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in. I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in.
909 00:48:35,880 00:48:37,947 Later on. Later on.
910 00:48:37,948 00:48:39,815 I guess so. I guess so.
911 00:48:56,833 00:48:58,968 Straight crash and burn! Straight crash and burn!
912 00:48:58,969 00:49:01,037 You got all shook when her dad got on the phone. You got all shook when her dad got on the phone.
913 00:49:01,038 00:49:03,006 It was downhill from there. It was downhill from there.
914 00:49:03,007 00:49:05,642 She probably thinks you are a big-ass dork right about now. She probably thinks you are a big-ass dork right about now.
915 00:49:05,643 00:49:07,510 I told you about them Mexican daddies, man. I told you about them Mexican daddies, man.
916 00:49:07,511 00:49:09,612 No niggers in mi casa, fool! No niggers in mi casa, fool!
917 00:49:09,613 00:49:13,049 Confidence, bro. That's all it is. Stop being so fuckin' nervous. Confidence, bro. That's all it is. Stop being so fuckin' nervous.
918 00:49:13,050 00:49:15,116 Yeah, virgin! Yeah, virgin!
919 00:49:21,491 00:49:23,360 Who was that on the phone? Who was that on the phone?
920 00:49:23,361 00:49:25,729 Nobody. It was just a friend from school. Nobody. It was just a friend from school.
921 00:49:25,730 00:49:29,032 - He was helping me with homework. - Oh, yeah? He's helping you out. - He was helping me with homework. - Oh, yeah? He's helping you out.
922 00:49:29,033 00:49:32,535 And your little friend from school. Is he anegrito? And your little friend from school. Is he anegrito?
923 00:49:32,536 00:49:34,137 What does it matter? What does it matter?
924 00:49:34,138 00:49:37,607 Orale, Kim Kardashian? Now you're dating black guys? Orale, Kim Kardashian? Now you're dating black guys?
925 00:49:37,608 00:49:39,008 - Papa! - Papa? - Papa! - Papa?
926 00:49:39,009 00:49:40,777 Don't papa me. Don't papa me.
927 00:49:40,778 00:49:44,013 Okay, I know how suave black guys are. Okay, I know how suave black guys are.
928 00:49:44,014 00:49:48,651 They talk to you with that Mack Daddy lingo, holding their giant penises. They talk to you with that Mack Daddy lingo, holding their giant penises.
929 00:49:48,652 00:49:51,988 All right, and I could tell by this kid's voice, over the phone, All right, and I could tell by this kid's voice, over the phone,
930 00:49:51,989 00:49:54,389 it was all deep, he's got a giant palo. it was all deep, he's got a giant palo.
931 00:49:54,891 00:49:56,393 No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't.
932 00:49:56,394 00:49:57,660 What did you say? What did you say?
933 00:49:57,661 00:49:59,496 Nothing. Nothing.
934 00:49:59,497 00:50:02,699 Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means... Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means...
935 00:50:02,700 00:50:04,000 Which means what? Which means what?
936 00:50:04,001 00:50:07,437 Which means you're fertile as hell. Which means you're fertile as hell.
937 00:50:07,438 00:50:11,007 I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby with a big penis I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby with a big penis
938 00:50:11,008 00:50:14,811 running around this house, touching all my shit, and leaving him for me to raise. running around this house, touching all my shit, and leaving him for me to raise.
939 00:50:14,812 00:50:16,713 - I can't believe we're talking... - Big black baby. - I can't believe we're talking... - Big black baby.
940 00:50:16,714 00:50:18,782 about this right now. I'm a virgin. about this right now. I'm a virgin.
941 00:50:18,783 00:50:23,586 I didn't run off like you and Mom and get pregnant when I was 16. I didn't run off like you and Mom and get pregnant when I was 16.
942 00:50:23,587 00:50:27,123 All right, well, at least I stuck around to take care of my children. All right, well, at least I stuck around to take care of my children.
943 00:50:27,124 00:50:30,727 Those black guys come around with their cool talk and they get you in bed, Those black guys come around with their cool talk and they get you in bed,
944 00:50:30,728 00:50:33,496 and when you get pregnant, they turn into magicians. and when you get pregnant, they turn into magicians.
945 00:50:33,497 00:50:34,898 Magicians? Magicians?
946 00:50:34,899 00:50:38,001 Yeah, magicians, like that acho we saw at the casino, David Coppertone. Yeah, magicians, like that acho we saw at the casino, David Coppertone.
947 00:50:38,002 00:50:39,836 - Yeah, Coppertone. - He was good. - Yeah, Coppertone. - He was good.
948 00:50:39,837 00:50:40,837 - Yeah, it was funny. - The rabbits? - Yeah, it was funny. - The rabbits?
949 00:50:40,838 00:50:42,705 Yeah, they were cute. Yeah, they were cute.
950 00:50:42,706 00:50:44,140 They disappear. They disappear.
951 00:50:44,141 00:50:46,843 I don't want you to become a statistic. All right? I don't want you to become a statistic. All right?
952 00:50:46,844 00:50:50,613 I'm telling you because I want you to take care of yourself. I care about you. I'm telling you because I want you to take care of yourself. I care about you.
953 00:50:50,614 00:50:53,883 Papa, don't worry about me. Worry about your sons. Papa, don't worry about me. Worry about your sons.
954 00:50:53,884 00:50:56,052 Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail? Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail?
955 00:50:58,221 00:50:59,756 Or this one. Or this one.
956 00:50:59,757 00:51:01,624 The 18-year-old who still wears slippers The 18-year-old who still wears slippers
957 00:51:01,625 00:51:03,126 because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes. because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.
958 00:51:03,127 00:51:05,093 Hmm? Hmm?
959 00:51:06,629 00:51:08,965 Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes. Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.
960 00:51:08,966 00:51:11,634 I just think the concept of laces is stupid. I just think the concept of laces is stupid.
961 00:51:11,635 00:51:14,504 I would have to agree with Flaco on that one. I would have to agree with Flaco on that one.
962 00:51:14,505 00:51:17,140 Who asked you to talk,ese, and why are you always here? Who asked you to talk,ese, and why are you always here?
963 00:51:17,141 00:51:20,643 Yeah. Why are you always here? Yeah. Why are you always here?
964 00:51:20,644 00:51:22,045 What do you mean? I'm family. What do you mean? I'm family.
965 00:51:22,046 00:51:23,813 How are you family, fool? How are you family, fool?
966 00:51:23,814 00:51:26,581 Yeah. How are you family, fool? Yeah. How are you family, fool?
967 00:51:28,718 00:51:31,888 I'm second cousin to your third cousin's cunado, El Machete, I'm second cousin to your third cousin's cunado, El Machete,
968 00:51:31,889 00:51:33,656 who married Consuela, who was married who married Consuela, who was married
969 00:51:33,657 00:51:35,892 to Pablo before and then escaped to the US. to Pablo before and then escaped to the US.
970 00:51:35,893 00:51:39,696 After that, El Machete took care of me, and then he disappeared. After that, El Machete took care of me, and then he disappeared.
971 00:51:39,697 00:51:41,965 So, I didn't know what to do. So I just came here. So, I didn't know what to do. So I just came here.
972 00:51:41,966 00:51:44,106 And that's all I have to say about that. And that's all I have to say about that.
973 00:51:45,101 00:51:47,237 And you want me to be with somebody like this? And you want me to be with somebody like this?
974 00:51:47,238 00:51:49,270 Gosh, Papa. Gosh, Papa.
975 00:51:50,006 00:51:52,942 Shit, she might have a point. Shit, she might have a point.
976 00:51:54,678 00:51:57,013 Power 106! DJ Sully Sal. Power 106! DJ Sully Sal.
977 00:51:57,014 00:52:00,783 The moment you've been waiting for is going down. The moment you've been waiting for is going down.
978 00:52:00,784 00:52:02,986 We're gonna lock your asses in. We're gonna lock your asses in.
979 00:52:02,987 00:52:06,723 At the talent contest we will be making some stars tonight. At the talent contest we will be making some stars tonight.
980 00:52:06,724 00:52:08,892 You know how we do it. Y'all ready? You know how we do it. Y'all ready?
981 00:52:08,893 00:52:13,530 It's all about Unity in the Community! Yo, Monte Vista, let's go! It's all about Unity in the Community! Yo, Monte Vista, let's go!
982 00:52:13,531 00:52:15,899 We got The Rej3ctz in the house! We got The Rej3ctz in the house!
983 00:52:48,631 00:52:51,668 Oh, snap! The Rangers are in the house! Oh, snap! The Rangers are in the house!
984 00:52:51,669 00:52:54,469 They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all. They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all.
985 00:53:01,077 00:53:04,212 You Ranger boys better behave yourselves tonight. You Ranger boys better behave yourselves tonight.
986 00:53:06,849 00:53:08,952 I'm gonna behave on that ass tonight. I'm gonna behave on that ass tonight.
987 00:53:08,953 00:53:11,352 Yeah, Ms. Johnson got cakes. Yeah, Ms. Johnson got cakes.
988 00:53:12,322 00:53:14,090 I ain't gonna lie. She is nice looking. I ain't gonna lie. She is nice looking.
989 00:53:14,091 00:53:16,225 Come on, man. Come on, man.
990 00:53:16,226 00:53:19,526 What you're really supposed to be worried about is Anastacia tonight. What you're really supposed to be worried about is Anastacia tonight.
991 00:53:21,230 00:53:24,667 Nigga, this ain't the Disney Channel. You better go handle that. Nigga, this ain't the Disney Channel. You better go handle that.
992 00:53:24,668 00:53:26,736 She practically throwing her pussy at you, fuck boy. She practically throwing her pussy at you, fuck boy.
993 00:53:26,737 00:53:28,957 All you got to do is catch it. All you got to do is catch it.
994 00:53:30,239 00:53:31,841 I don't even know what to do, y'all. I don't even know what to do, y'all.
995 00:53:31,842 00:53:33,643 I know what this little nigga needs. I know what this little nigga needs.
996 00:53:33,644 00:53:35,584 Seven minutes of heaven. Seven minutes of heaven.
997 00:53:38,648 00:53:39,983 Hey! Hey!
998 00:53:39,984 00:53:42,185 Everybody got their name in the hat? Everybody got their name in the hat?
999 00:53:42,186 00:53:45,054 For sure. Y'all know how this goes down. For sure. Y'all know how this goes down.
1000 00:53:45,055 00:53:47,123 Seven minutes of heaven. Seven minutes of heaven.
1001 00:53:47,124 00:53:49,025 I pick two names out of this cap, I pick two names out of this cap,
1002 00:53:49,026 00:53:51,886 y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes. y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.
1003 00:53:52,662 00:53:54,596 First two names are... First two names are...
1004 00:53:56,934 00:53:58,634 Julian and Big Booty Becky. Julian and Big Booty Becky.
1005 00:53:59,102 00:54:00,835 Get in. Get in.
1006 00:54:01,671 00:54:03,072 What a nasty ho! What a nasty ho!
1007 00:54:04,308 00:54:05,874 Seven minutes. Seven minutes.
1008 00:54:06,676 00:54:08,476 So, what's up, Becky? So, what's up, Becky?
1009 00:54:09,045 00:54:10,913 Absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing.
1010 00:54:10,914 00:54:13,082 For seven minutes. For seven minutes.
1011 00:54:13,083 00:54:14,823 Come on, don't be like that. Come on, don't be like that.
1012 00:54:15,418 00:54:17,252 Ow. Ow.
1013 00:54:21,392 00:54:23,826 Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going? Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?
1014 00:54:23,827 00:54:26,896 It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip! It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip!
1015 00:54:26,897 00:54:31,134 This is what super cops do, right, Lagney? This is what super cops do, right, Lagney?
1016 00:54:31,135 00:54:32,769 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?
1017 00:54:32,770 00:54:35,271 - I've had three of these things... - Shit. - I've had three of these things... - Shit.
1018 00:54:35,272 00:54:36,873 The best. The best.
1019 00:54:36,874 00:54:39,676 What happens when you lick a goat's ass? What happens when you lick a goat's ass?
1020 00:54:39,677 00:54:42,311 Ah... Ah...
1021 00:54:42,312 00:54:44,452 Pay attention, fucker! Pay attention, fucker!
1022 00:54:51,087 00:54:53,322 - I think you're beautiful. - What? - I think you're beautiful. - What?
1023 00:54:53,323 00:54:54,904 I think you're beautiful. I think you're beautiful.
1024 00:54:56,859 00:54:58,795 You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
1025 00:54:58,796 00:55:01,064 Get your hand off my tit, man! I'm driving. Get your hand off my tit, man! I'm driving.
1026 00:55:01,065 00:55:03,565 I like you. I like you.
1027 00:55:06,969 00:55:08,304 So we not gonna do nothing, Becky? So we not gonna do nothing, Becky?
1028 00:55:08,305 00:55:11,340 Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big ol' booty on me? Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big ol' booty on me?
1029 00:55:11,341 00:55:13,910 What? What kind of question is that? What? What kind of question is that?
1030 00:55:13,911 00:55:17,180 That's what I thought. All you like me for is my booty. That's what I thought. All you like me for is my booty.
1031 00:55:17,181 00:55:19,614 It's such a nice booty. It's such a nice booty.
1032 00:55:21,017 00:55:24,320 Plus, you got a cute smile. Plus, you got a cute smile.
1033 00:55:24,321 00:55:26,956 And a dimple that only comes out when you laugh. And a dimple that only comes out when you laugh.
1034 00:55:26,957 00:55:28,157 Aw. Aw.
1035 00:55:28,158 00:55:30,793 See, I'm a nice guy. See, I'm a nice guy.
1036 00:55:30,794 00:55:32,028 One minute left! One minute left!
1037 00:55:32,029 00:55:33,930 Shit, that's all I need. Shit, that's all I need.
1038 00:55:33,931 00:55:35,930 You don't got to tell me twice. You don't got to tell me twice.
1039 00:55:37,834 00:55:39,202 Daddy about to get it on. Daddy about to get it on.
1040 00:55:40,404 00:55:42,371 Fuck! Fuck!
1041 00:55:42,372 00:55:43,840 You love the white chocolate. You love the white chocolate.
1042 00:55:43,841 00:55:46,909 I normally don't date white women. But when I do... I normally don't date white women. But when I do...
1043 00:55:48,879 00:55:50,513 What are y'all doing out in this hallway? Get to the dance! What are y'all doing out in this hallway? Get to the dance!
1044 00:55:50,514 00:55:53,816 The question is, sir, what are you doing out here? The question is, sir, what are you doing out here?
1045 00:55:53,817 00:55:57,019 Well, I'm the Principal. What are you doing... Well, I'm the Principal. What are you doing...
1046 00:55:57,020 00:56:01,157 Do you got an ETA on The New Boyz? Do you got an ETA on The New Boyz?
1047 00:56:01,158 00:56:04,460 No, but we know about Ms. Johnson's T n' A. No, but we know about Ms. Johnson's T n' A.
1048 00:56:04,461 00:56:06,896 You better watch your mouth. You better watch your mouth.
1049 00:56:06,897 00:56:09,866 Sitting up there talking about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA... Sitting up there talking about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA...
1050 00:56:09,867 00:56:12,001 Yo, what the hell is going on out there? Yo, what the hell is going on out there?
1051 00:56:12,002 00:56:16,038 Uh, Principal Rogers, as soon as I hear about The New Boyz, Uh, Principal Rogers, as soon as I hear about The New Boyz,
1052 00:56:16,039 00:56:17,940 I'll come look for you, bro. I'll come look for you, bro.
1053 00:56:17,941 00:56:20,076 Yeah, you do that. Yeah, you do that.
1054 00:56:20,077 00:56:22,445 Snitchin' ass nigga. You know a snitch don't like a snitch. Snitchin' ass nigga. You know a snitch don't like a snitch.
1055 00:56:22,446 00:56:25,446 You take it easy and get to the dance, nigga. You take it easy and get to the dance, nigga.
1056 00:56:26,382 00:56:27,982 Will do, sir. Will do, sir.
1057 00:56:34,123 00:56:36,459 Hey, y'all give it up for the Supa Sizers, y'all! Hey, y'all give it up for the Supa Sizers, y'all!
1058 00:56:49,839 00:56:51,406 Do the shit! Do the shit!
1059 00:56:51,908 00:56:53,441 Do the shit! Do the shit!
1060 00:56:59,282 00:57:01,184 Next two names are... Next two names are...
1061 00:57:01,185 00:57:05,520 Jason and Anastacia. Jason and Anastacia.
1062 00:57:07,123 00:57:12,295 Okay, I guess y'all are not feeling the Supa Sizers. Okay, I guess y'all are not feeling the Supa Sizers.
1063 00:57:12,296 00:57:15,464 The New Boyz are on their way and we still got the talent contest coming up. The New Boyz are on their way and we still got the talent contest coming up.
1064 00:57:15,465 00:57:18,067 The Sweet Gyrls, The Rangers... The Sweet Gyrls, The Rangers...
1065 00:57:20,037 00:57:22,036 Seven minutes. Seven minutes.
1066 00:57:29,478 00:57:30,913 Have you done this before? Have you done this before?
1067 00:57:30,914 00:57:32,982 Nope. Nope.
1068 00:57:32,983 00:57:35,583 Me either. Kinda awkward, huh? Me either. Kinda awkward, huh?
1069 00:57:36,085 00:57:38,419 Yeah. Very. Yeah. Very.
1070 00:57:44,360 00:57:46,896 Power 106! Power 106!
1071 00:57:46,897 00:57:48,965 We are broadcasting live from Monte Vista High School, We are broadcasting live from Monte Vista High School,
1072 00:57:48,966 00:57:51,167 it's all about Unity in the Community. it's all about Unity in the Community.
1073 00:57:51,168 00:57:54,136 And we're waiting on The New Boyz. Where y'all at, man? And we're waiting on The New Boyz. Where y'all at, man?
1074 00:57:54,137 00:57:56,804 - Hey, nigga. Wake the fuck up! - Yeah, nigga. - Hey, nigga. Wake the fuck up! - Yeah, nigga.
1075 00:57:57,540 00:58:02,478 Man, fuck these niggas. Hurry up so we can bash this thing at the lock-in. Man, fuck these niggas. Hurry up so we can bash this thing at the lock-in.
1076 00:58:02,479 00:58:05,381 All right, that's my nigga. Now we're talking. All right, that's my nigga. Now we're talking.
1077 00:58:08,051 00:58:10,453 - Whee! - What the fuck are you doing, man? - Whee! - What the fuck are you doing, man?
1078 00:58:10,454 00:58:12,889 Get your ass out of my face! Get your ass out of my face!
1079 00:58:12,890 00:58:14,323 Soft as a baby's butt! Soft as a baby's butt!
1080 00:58:14,324 00:58:16,424 Are you fucking crazy? Are you fucking crazy?
1081 00:58:17,426 00:58:20,196 Normally we have these missions more intact. Normally we have these missions more intact.
1082 00:58:20,197 00:58:22,999 But it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance. But it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.
1083 00:58:23,000 00:58:25,067 I'm R. Kelly, bitch. I'm R. Kelly, bitch.
1084 00:58:26,103 00:58:27,236 Mmm... Mmm...
1085 00:58:27,237 00:58:29,103 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?
1086 00:58:29,672 00:58:31,974 Are you nuts? Are you nuts?
1087 00:58:31,975 00:58:36,512 Peaches! Bitch, bring your ass out the house with my goddamn money. Peaches! Bitch, bring your ass out the house with my goddamn money.
1088 00:58:36,513 00:58:39,348 I'll blow every window in that raggedy fuckin' condo out. I'll blow every window in that raggedy fuckin' condo out.
1089 00:58:39,349 00:58:41,816 What the fuck are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing, man?
1090 00:58:43,185 00:58:45,554 Bring your ass out here! I'm gonna kill you! Bring your ass out here! I'm gonna kill you!
1091 00:58:46,690 00:58:48,189 Oh! Oh!
1092 00:58:52,995 00:58:55,231 One minute left! One minute left!
1093 00:58:55,232 00:58:57,466 So... There's no chance that I can... So... There's no chance that I can...
1094 00:58:57,467 00:58:59,235 You're not getting my panties. You're not getting my panties.
1095 00:58:59,236 00:59:00,303 What? What?
1096 00:59:00,304 00:59:01,971 I know all about it. I know all about it.
1097 00:59:01,972 00:59:07,243 Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me all about your mission. Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me all about your mission.
1098 00:59:07,244 00:59:08,444 Kinda stupid, huh? Kinda stupid, huh?
1099 00:59:08,445 00:59:10,513 Yeah. Yeah.
1100 00:59:10,514 00:59:12,613 And I can't go out like that. And I can't go out like that.
1101 00:59:13,115 00:59:14,717 I understand. I understand.
1102 00:59:14,718 00:59:17,852 And honestly, I respect you more for it. And honestly, I respect you more for it.
1103 00:59:18,454 00:59:20,356 Thanks. Thanks.
1104 00:59:20,357 00:59:21,958 You're sweet. You're sweet.
1105 00:59:21,959 00:59:23,591 Doing good, cowboy. Doing good, cowboy.
1106 00:59:24,093 00:59:25,361 Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
1107 00:59:25,362 00:59:27,094 Thanks for what? Thanks for what?
1108 00:59:27,630 00:59:29,632 Uh, nothing. Uh, nothing.
1109 00:59:29,633 00:59:31,701 You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you? You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?
1110 00:59:31,702 00:59:33,768 Me? No. Me? No.
1111 00:59:36,073 00:59:37,406 It's okay. It's okay.
1112 00:59:37,407 00:59:42,211 I used to do the same thing ever since my mom died when I was really young. I used to do the same thing ever since my mom died when I was really young.
1113 00:59:42,212 00:59:44,747 I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk to. I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk to.
1114 00:59:44,748 00:59:47,083 It was my best friend. It was my best friend.
1115 00:59:47,084 00:59:49,151 Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know? Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know?
1116 00:59:49,152 00:59:52,088 I bet not as much as cowboys. I bet not as much as cowboys.
1117 00:59:52,089 00:59:54,622 Unicorns don't exist, so... Unicorns don't exist, so...
1118 00:59:55,758 00:59:57,326 You hit Bigfoot! You hit Bigfoot!
1119 00:59:57,327 00:59:59,161 What the fuck did you make me do? What the fuck did you make me do?
1120 00:59:59,162 01:00:00,663 I didn't hit Bigfoot. I didn't hit Bigfoot.
1121 01:00:00,664 01:00:02,730 Who gives a fuck? Look at the car! Who gives a fuck? Look at the car!
1122 01:00:03,232 01:00:04,333 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
1123 01:00:04,334 01:00:06,335 Are we gonna help her? Are we gonna help her?
1124 01:00:06,336 01:00:09,170 I'm going to commandeer this vehicle. I gotta get those guys. I'm going to commandeer this vehicle. I gotta get those guys.
1125 01:00:09,171 01:00:10,439 Sorry, Bigfoot. Sorry, Bigfoot.
1126 01:00:10,440 01:00:12,775 - Fucking door doesn't work. Follow me! - So sorry. - Fucking door doesn't work. Follow me! - So sorry.
1127 01:00:12,776 01:00:15,511 - Follow me, you fucking idiot. - Yes! - Follow me, you fucking idiot. - Yes!
1128 01:00:15,512 01:00:18,247 Hey, yo ladies, make some noise for Floor Cat! Hey, yo ladies, make some noise for Floor Cat!
1129 01:00:40,770 01:00:42,837 Not so fast, Day Day. Not so fast, Day Day.
1130 01:00:44,340 01:00:47,343 Wow. Looks like everyone is hooking up. Wow. Looks like everyone is hooking up.
1131 01:00:47,344 01:00:48,843 You wanna dance? You wanna dance?
1132 01:00:50,546 01:00:52,114 Sure! Sure!
1133 01:00:52,115 01:00:54,283 This is my song. This is my song.
1134 01:01:13,436 01:01:16,737 Sometimes you gotta love your dance steps. Sometimes you gotta love your dance steps.
1135 01:01:20,209 01:01:21,410 Oh! Oh!
1136 01:01:21,411 01:01:23,145 Hey. We're here. Yeah, you are here. Hey. We're here. Yeah, you are here.
1137 01:01:23,146 01:01:24,213 - Get to the dance. - Yes, sir! - Get to the dance. - Yes, sir!
1138 01:01:24,214 01:01:25,714 - Get to the dance. - Punks! - Get to the dance. - Punks!
1139 01:01:25,715 01:01:28,317 Get your hands off my bitch! Now, get to the dance. Get your hands off my bitch! Now, get to the dance.
1140 01:01:28,318 01:01:31,686 Get your hands... Get off me, boy! Get to the dance! Get your hands... Get off me, boy! Get to the dance!
1141 01:01:39,395 01:01:41,996 Y'all ready, homie? You ready, Cuz? Y'all ready, homie? You ready, Cuz?
1142 01:01:44,234 01:01:45,601 What about you? Is you ready? What about you? Is you ready?
1143 01:01:45,602 01:01:47,403 - Uh-huh. - They whooped your ass, man. - Uh-huh. - They whooped your ass, man.
1144 01:01:47,404 01:01:48,804 They wouldn't have did that to me, though. They wouldn't have did that to me, though.
1145 01:01:48,805 01:01:51,307 I'll tell you that right now. You know how I get. I'll tell you that right now. You know how I get.
1146 01:01:51,308 01:01:54,110 Man, fuck that shit, man! You ready to ride out or what, nigga? Man, fuck that shit, man! You ready to ride out or what, nigga?
1147 01:01:54,111 01:01:55,511 - Excuse me, say what? - Man, you heard me! - Excuse me, say what? - Man, you heard me!
1148 01:01:55,512 01:01:57,413 Come again, say what? Come again, say what?
1149 01:01:57,414 01:02:00,616 Man, why every time a nigga say something to you, cuz, you act like you can't hear me? Man, why every time a nigga say something to you, cuz, you act like you can't hear me?
1150 01:02:00,617 01:02:02,785 The fuck is wrong with you? You go deaf from all them shots, nigga? The fuck is wrong with you? You go deaf from all them shots, nigga?
1151 01:02:02,786 01:02:05,488 No nigga, it was my mamma's pussy. No nigga, it was my mamma's pussy.
1152 01:02:05,489 01:02:08,424 If I hadn't told you yet, my mamma had an outbreak on her pussy lip If I hadn't told you yet, my mamma had an outbreak on her pussy lip
1153 01:02:08,425 01:02:10,359 'cause she got herpes, right? 'cause she got herpes, right?
1154 01:02:10,360 01:02:13,729 When she had me, the herpes hit my ear, fucked me all up. When she had me, the herpes hit my ear, fucked me all up.
1155 01:02:13,730 01:02:15,865 - What? - But we in good standing. - What? - But we in good standing.
1156 01:02:15,866 01:02:18,267 Bitch! Bitch nasty! Bitch! Bitch nasty!
1157 01:02:18,268 01:02:19,768 Excuse me, say what? Excuse me, say what?
1158 01:02:19,769 01:02:21,570 Nasty bitch! Come again, say what? Nasty bitch! Come again, say what?
1159 01:02:21,571 01:02:24,206 I know, let's ride! I know, let's ride!
1160 01:02:24,207 01:02:26,342 We got The New Boyz in the house! We got The New Boyz in the house!
1161 01:03:06,282 01:03:08,184 Man. Man.
1162 01:03:08,185 01:03:11,052 How long do we have to wait for to give the beat down? How long do we have to wait for to give the beat down?
1163 01:03:11,820 01:03:13,923 Told you, Junior said midnight. Told you, Junior said midnight.
1164 01:03:13,924 01:03:16,090 Shit! I'm bored, eh! Shit! I'm bored, eh!
1165 01:03:18,194 01:03:19,528 It's not fair. It's not fair.
1166 01:03:19,529 01:03:21,664 What's not fair? What's not fair?
1167 01:03:21,665 01:03:25,334 Anastacia and her friends and everybody are partying and dancing the night away. Anastacia and her friends and everybody are partying and dancing the night away.
1168 01:03:25,335 01:03:27,968 While we're just here. Sitting and waiting. While we're just here. Sitting and waiting.
1169 01:03:30,339 01:03:32,206 Shit. I wanna dance. Shit. I wanna dance.
1170 01:03:35,778 01:03:37,978 Fuck it. Dance, man! Fuck it. Dance, man!
1171 01:03:38,514 01:03:40,114 Dance! Dance!
1172 01:03:41,350 01:03:43,652 Hit it, Whispers! Hit it, Whispers!
1173 01:03:43,653 01:03:46,153 Yeah! Yeah!
1174 01:03:57,366 01:03:59,626 Yeah, you tell them to pull off that one! Yeah, you tell them to pull off that one!
1175 01:04:01,770 01:04:04,572 That's all I gotta say about that. That's all I gotta say about that.
1176 01:04:06,442 01:04:08,010 Ooh! Ooh!
1177 01:04:08,011 01:04:10,579 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
1178 01:04:10,580 01:04:12,881 I ripped my pants and I don't care. I ripped my pants and I don't care.
1179 01:04:15,885 01:04:17,953 But it's talent contest time, y'all. But it's talent contest time, y'all.
1180 01:04:17,954 01:04:21,290 If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000, If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000,
1181 01:04:21,291 01:04:23,425 you better be hot tonight! All right? you better be hot tonight! All right?
1182 01:04:23,426 01:04:26,629 So let's give it up right now for our first contestants. So let's give it up right now for our first contestants.
1183 01:04:26,630 01:04:30,064 Make some noise for the Sweet Gyrls! Make some noise for the Sweet Gyrls!
1184 01:04:31,800 01:04:33,869 ♪ Holla, holla, baby ♪ Holla, holla, baby
1185 01:04:33,870 01:04:36,905 ♪ Show me that you really want me ♪ Show me that you really want me
1186 01:04:36,906 01:04:38,874 ♪ 'Cause I need to hear it Uh-huh ♪ 'Cause I need to hear it Uh-huh
1187 01:04:38,875 01:04:41,677 ♪ Go ahead and push up on me ♪ Go ahead and push up on me
1188 01:04:41,678 01:04:44,280 ♪ I can tell you really want ♪ I can tell you really want
1189 01:04:44,281 01:04:46,615 ♪ Really want me ♪ Really want me
1190 01:04:46,616 01:04:49,385 ♪ Your kiss and your touch ♪ Your kiss and your touch
1191 01:04:49,386 01:04:51,954 ♪ Feels so damn good ♪ Feels so damn good
1192 01:04:51,955 01:04:53,856 ♪ Getting under my skin ♪ Getting under my skin
1193 01:04:53,857 01:04:56,458 ♪ Try to fight it but I can't win ♪ Try to fight it but I can't win
1194 01:04:56,459 01:04:58,427 ♪ This is all your fault ♪ This is all your fault
1195 01:04:58,428 01:05:00,729 ♪ Boy, I love the way you touch me ♪ Boy, I love the way you touch me
1196 01:05:00,730 01:05:04,933 ♪ Baby, you touch me in the best way ♪ Baby, you touch me in the best way
1197 01:05:04,934 01:05:09,471 ♪ I think I love you What can I say? ♪ I think I love you What can I say?
1198 01:05:09,472 01:05:11,740 ♪ Caught me by surprise ♪ Caught me by surprise
1199 01:05:11,741 01:05:14,777 Oh! ♪ Showed me your disguise Oh! ♪ Showed me your disguise
1200 01:05:14,778 01:05:18,614 ♪ Made it to your arms and I love it ♪ Made it to your arms and I love it
1201 01:05:18,615 01:05:22,618 ♪ Yeah, baby, baby I love the way you touched me ♪ Yeah, baby, baby I love the way you touched me
1202 01:05:22,619 01:05:25,487 ♪ Touched me! ♪ Touched me!
1203 01:05:25,488 01:05:27,923 ♪ Touched me! ♪ Touched me!
1204 01:05:27,924 01:05:30,626 ♪ Touched me! ♪ Touched me!
1205 01:05:30,627 01:05:32,961 ♪ Touch me, tease me I'm trying to make it easy ♪ Touch me, tease me I'm trying to make it easy
1206 01:05:32,962 01:05:35,764 ♪ You're singing to my tune like your name is Lil Weezy ♪ You're singing to my tune like your name is Lil Weezy
1207 01:05:35,765 01:05:38,100 ♪ 500 degrees More than just breezy ♪ 500 degrees More than just breezy
1208 01:05:38,101 01:05:40,502 ♪ Hot, but the flow is snowman, cheesy! ♪ Hot, but the flow is snowman, cheesy!
1209 01:05:40,503 01:05:43,105 ♪ And I want to make it real with you ♪ And I want to make it real with you
1210 01:05:43,106 01:05:45,007 Show love, baby! Show love, baby!
1211 01:05:45,008 01:05:46,608 What? What?
1212 01:05:46,609 01:05:48,110 ♪ I'm trying to settle down ♪ I'm trying to settle down
1213 01:05:48,111 01:05:50,579 ♪ Ain't nothing I'll be scared of now ♪ Ain't nothing I'll be scared of now
1214 01:05:50,580 01:05:52,614 ♪ To the top of the world We can soar for miles ♪ To the top of the world We can soar for miles
1215 01:05:52,615 01:05:55,117 ♪ Baby, let them haters hate I'mma hold you down ♪ Baby, let them haters hate I'mma hold you down
1216 01:05:55,118 01:05:57,753 ♪ Even though I didn't grow up on your side of town ♪ Even though I didn't grow up on your side of town
1217 01:05:57,754 01:06:00,022 ♪ I'mma throw up your set when we riding out ♪ I'mma throw up your set when we riding out
1218 01:06:00,023 01:06:04,026 ♪ Baby, you touch me in the best way ♪ Baby, you touch me in the best way
1219 01:06:04,027 01:06:05,961 All right. Man, you seeing this, my nigga? All right. Man, you seeing this, my nigga?
1220 01:06:05,962 01:06:07,561 It's cheating. It's cheating.
1221 01:06:08,697 01:06:11,367 ♪ Caught me by surprise ♪ Caught me by surprise
1222 01:06:11,368 01:06:14,370 ♪ Showed me your disguise ♪ Showed me your disguise
1223 01:06:14,371 01:06:17,606 ♪ Made it to your arms and I love it ♪ Made it to your arms and I love it
1224 01:06:17,607 01:06:22,478 ♪ Yeah, baby, baby I love the way you touched me ♪ Yeah, baby, baby I love the way you touched me
1225 01:06:22,479 01:06:24,980 ♪ Touched me! ♪ Touched me!
1226 01:06:24,981 01:06:27,416 ♪ Touched me! ♪ Touched me!
1227 01:06:27,417 01:06:30,317 ♪ Touched me! ♪ ♪ Touched me! ♪
1228 01:06:36,726 01:06:38,959 Tastes like candy! Tastes like candy!
1229 01:06:48,804 01:06:50,105 - Come on. - Oh, hell no! - Come on. - Oh, hell no!
1230 01:06:51,741 01:06:53,108 Y'all suck! Y'all suck!
1231 01:06:53,109 01:06:54,975 What's up, man? What's up, man?
1232 01:06:56,078 01:06:59,181 That's how those pimp bangers do it, homie! That's how those pimp bangers do it, homie!
1233 01:06:59,182 01:07:00,983 Man! That shit was horrible. Man! That shit was horrible.
1234 01:07:00,984 01:07:02,818 - Hey man, your mama like it. - Shut up! - Hey man, your mama like it. - Shut up!
1235 01:07:02,819 01:07:04,920 Yeah. What the hell is RGOKY anyway? Yeah. What the hell is RGOKY anyway?
1236 01:07:04,921 01:07:08,023 - Ranger Gang, Kill Yourselves. - Last but not least! - Ranger Gang, Kill Yourselves. - Last but not least!
1237 01:07:08,024 01:07:11,460 - Now get out the way. - Give it up for The Rangers! - Now get out the way. - Give it up for The Rangers!
1238 01:07:13,929 01:07:15,531 Come on! Come on!
1239 01:07:15,532 01:07:17,433 ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1240 01:07:17,434 01:07:19,601 ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1241 01:07:19,602 01:07:21,603 ♪ I need a tip, tip ♪ I need a tip, tip
1242 01:07:21,604 01:07:22,905 ♪ I need a tip, tip ♪ I need a tip, tip
1243 01:07:22,906 01:07:24,506 I got you babe! I got you babe!
1244 01:07:24,507 01:07:26,909 ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1245 01:07:26,910 01:07:29,178 ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1246 01:07:29,179 01:07:34,116 ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip
1247 01:07:34,117 01:07:36,652 ♪ I said, it's 6:00 in the morning and she be tipping on my dick ♪ I said, it's 6:00 in the morning and she be tipping on my dick
1248 01:07:36,653 01:07:38,720 Tipping on my dick tip Tipping on my dick! Tipping on my dick tip Tipping on my dick!
1249 01:07:38,721 01:07:41,223 ♪ Make her scream "Rangers" when I'm hitting that shit ♪ Make her scream "Rangers" when I'm hitting that shit
1250 01:07:41,224 01:07:43,692 ♪ Low riders, can you fit up in my whip ♪ Low riders, can you fit up in my whip
1251 01:07:43,693 01:07:46,495 ♪ I got a bad bitch but she wouldn't get evicted! ♪ I got a bad bitch but she wouldn't get evicted!
1252 01:07:46,496 01:07:48,630 ♪ She gave me a lap dance, now I'm addicted ♪ She gave me a lap dance, now I'm addicted
1253 01:07:48,631 01:07:50,966 ♪ Standing at attention That's where my dick is ♪ Standing at attention That's where my dick is
1254 01:07:50,967 01:07:53,235 ♪ Counting all this money Hi, momma, come and get this ♪ Counting all this money Hi, momma, come and get this
1255 01:07:53,236 01:07:55,871 ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1256 01:07:55,872 01:07:57,806 ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1257 01:07:57,807 01:07:59,975 ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1258 01:07:59,976 01:08:02,744 ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1259 01:08:02,745 01:08:05,247 ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1260 01:08:05,248 01:08:07,616 ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1261 01:08:07,617 01:08:12,988 ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1262 01:08:12,989 01:08:14,957 ♪ Funky-fresh, dressed to impress Ready to party! ♪ Funky-fresh, dressed to impress Ready to party!
1263 01:08:14,958 01:08:17,226 ♪ White boys in my pocket Hos feeling up my body ♪ White boys in my pocket Hos feeling up my body
1264 01:08:17,227 01:08:19,862 ♪ Cristal, OJ and Bacardi ♪ Cristal, OJ and Bacardi
1265 01:08:19,863 01:08:22,097 ♪ Stupid paper My wallet is retarded! ♪ Stupid paper My wallet is retarded!
1266 01:08:22,098 01:08:24,833 ♪ I get money Money I got! ♪ I get money Money I got!
1267 01:08:24,834 01:08:26,802 ♪ Well I need a tip. ♪ Then make that booty pop. ♪ Well I need a tip. ♪ Then make that booty pop.
1268 01:08:26,803 01:08:29,771 ♪ Make that booty pop. Baby don't stop, drop! ♪ Make that booty pop. Baby don't stop, drop!
1269 01:08:29,772 01:08:31,807 ♪ Like, Uncle Snoop say, "Drop it like it's hot" ♪ Like, Uncle Snoop say, "Drop it like it's hot"
1270 01:08:31,808 01:08:34,042 ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1271 01:08:34,043 01:08:36,111 ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1272 01:08:36,112 01:08:38,614 ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1273 01:08:38,615 01:08:41,216 ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1274 01:08:41,217 01:08:43,852 ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four ♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1275 01:08:43,853 01:08:45,921 ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more ♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1276 01:08:45,922 01:08:48,690 ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪ ♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪
1277 01:08:50,593 01:08:52,261 What the hell is you doing, man? Get up, man. Come on. What the hell is you doing, man? Get up, man. Come on.
1278 01:08:52,262 01:08:54,196 Shit! Shit!
1279 01:08:54,197 01:08:55,831 - Shit! - We're in the middle of a party. - Shit! - We're in the middle of a party.
1280 01:08:55,832 01:08:57,566 I'm good. Thank you. I'm good. Thank you.
1281 01:08:57,567 01:08:59,902 Get that brownie off my record! Get that brownie off my record!
1282 01:08:59,903 01:09:04,640 Damn, if this'll ruin The Rangers' chance to win the contest, Damn, if this'll ruin The Rangers' chance to win the contest,
1283 01:09:04,641 01:09:06,702 it'll ruin my chance with Anastacia. it'll ruin my chance with Anastacia.
1284 01:09:08,610 01:09:10,644 Oh, come on, buckaroo! Oh, come on, buckaroo!
1285 01:09:12,314 01:09:15,017 You got this. You got this.
1286 01:09:15,018 01:09:16,618 Prairie Puff Man is right. Prairie Puff Man is right.
1287 01:09:16,619 01:09:18,252 I can do this. I can do this.
1288 01:09:20,656 01:09:22,157 Yo, listen. Yo, listen.
1289 01:09:22,158 01:09:24,091 I can do this. I can do this.
1290 01:09:27,162 01:09:29,298 What do I got to lose? What do I got to lose?
1291 01:09:29,299 01:09:32,100 ♪ Listen. They call me J-Extra, Yeah boy, I'm next up ♪ Listen. They call me J-Extra, Yeah boy, I'm next up
1292 01:09:32,101 01:09:33,702 ♪ Lippin 'em, flippin 'em, rippin 'em, yeah! ♪ Lippin 'em, flippin 'em, rippin 'em, yeah!
1293 01:09:33,703 01:09:35,170 ♪ Tippin' them, tippin' the scales ♪ Tippin' them, tippin' the scales
1294 01:09:35,171 01:09:37,639 ♪ I used to be scared But now I gotta man up! ♪ I used to be scared But now I gotta man up!
1295 01:09:37,640 01:09:39,975 ♪ Do it like my mamma told me, "Why you got a tan?" ♪ Do it like my mamma told me, "Why you got a tan?"
1296 01:09:39,976 01:09:42,644 ♪ Smoke like the Prairie Puff Man, have I had enough! ♪ Smoke like the Prairie Puff Man, have I had enough!
1297 01:09:42,645 01:09:44,813 ♪ It's so tough, so rough, so tough, tough! ♪ It's so tough, so rough, so tough, tough!
1298 01:09:44,814 01:09:47,149 ♪ But I just fell in love with Anastacia ♪ But I just fell in love with Anastacia
1299 01:09:47,150 01:09:49,851 ♪ Yeah, do your thang, girl I like how you love me ♪ ♪ Yeah, do your thang, girl I like how you love me ♪
1300 01:09:54,656 01:09:55,657 Go Jason! Go Jason!
1301 01:10:03,065 01:10:05,732 I fucks with The Rangers! I fucks with The Rangers!
1302 01:10:10,706 01:10:12,941 Oh, my God! You were amazing! Oh, my God! You were amazing!
1303 01:10:12,942 01:10:16,078 Yo, J-Extra. You saved us, dawg! Yo, J-Extra. You saved us, dawg!
1304 01:10:16,079 01:10:18,113 You did that, my dude. Respect! You did that, my dude. Respect!
1305 01:10:18,114 01:10:20,349 Yo, Jay, where did that come from? Yo, Jay, where did that come from?
1306 01:10:20,350 01:10:23,018 I honestly couldn't even tell you, it just, like, came to me. I honestly couldn't even tell you, it just, like, came to me.
1307 01:10:23,019 01:10:26,254 - Yo. You see this right here, right? - Got someone who need that. - Yo. You see this right here, right? - Got someone who need that.
1308 01:10:26,255 01:10:29,758 You know what I'm saying? Somebody's about to walk away with $2,000. You know what I'm saying? Somebody's about to walk away with $2,000.
1309 01:10:29,759 01:10:33,996 You know what I'm saying? DJ Felli Fel, Power 106, Unity in the Community. You know what I'm saying? DJ Felli Fel, Power 106, Unity in the Community.
1310 01:10:33,997 01:10:37,332 It's been a great night. And to announce your winner right now, It's been a great night. And to announce your winner right now,
1311 01:10:37,333 01:10:39,835 y'all give it up for The New Boyz! y'all give it up for The New Boyz!
1312 01:10:49,211 01:10:53,315 Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances. Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances.
1313 01:10:53,316 01:10:57,052 Hell yeah. Some of y'all did your thing tonight, man! Hell yeah. Some of y'all did your thing tonight, man!
1314 01:10:57,053 01:10:59,421 Some of y'all were complete failures. Some of y'all were complete failures.
1315 01:10:59,422 01:11:00,889 Fucking booty. Fucking booty.
1316 01:11:00,890 01:11:05,827 But yo, man, on the real though, there can only be one winner. But yo, man, on the real though, there can only be one winner.
1317 01:11:05,828 01:11:08,797 And this group crushed it! Murdered it! Killed it. And this group crushed it! Murdered it! Killed it.
1318 01:11:10,066 01:11:12,267 So, give it up for tonight's winner! So, give it up for tonight's winner!
1319 01:11:12,268 01:11:14,036 Motherfucking... Motherfucking...
1320 01:11:14,037 01:11:15,671 Sweet Gyrls! Sweet Gyrls!
1321 01:11:17,240 01:11:18,840 Huh? Huh?
1322 01:11:18,841 01:11:20,676 - We won! - This is so exciting! - We won! - This is so exciting!
1323 01:11:20,677 01:11:22,077 - Thank you! - My goodness! - Thank you! - My goodness!
1324 01:11:22,078 01:11:23,979 Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro. Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro.
1325 01:11:23,980 01:11:25,681 Yo, I needed that two grand. Yo, I needed that two grand.
1326 01:11:25,682 01:11:27,182 How did we lose? How did we lose?
1327 01:11:27,183 01:11:31,186 - We must've got these niggas tripping, bro! - Yo, look at how high they are. - We must've got these niggas tripping, bro! - Yo, look at how high they are.
1328 01:11:31,187 01:11:32,754 Don't even know who the fuck they're picking right now. Don't even know who the fuck they're picking right now.
1329 01:11:32,755 01:11:34,156 So excited! So excited!
1330 01:11:34,157 01:11:37,726 Oh shit! Day Day, it's 12:00. Oh shit! Day Day, it's 12:00.
1331 01:11:37,727 01:11:39,928 Time for me to go face the music, you feel me? Time for me to go face the music, you feel me?
1332 01:11:39,929 01:11:41,363 Wait. Hold up. What's 12:00? Wait. Hold up. What's 12:00?
1333 01:11:41,364 01:11:44,565 Yo. That's the end of the talent show, y'all. Yo. That's the end of the talent show, y'all.
1334 01:11:52,207 01:11:54,309 Day Day, I know you don't want to get into it with the Ese's, man. Day Day, I know you don't want to get into it with the Ese's, man.
1335 01:11:54,310 01:11:56,778 Shit! Shit!
1336 01:11:56,779 01:11:59,414 Yo Junior, I tried to get your money by midnight. But I need some more time. Yo Junior, I tried to get your money by midnight. But I need some more time.
1337 01:11:59,415 01:12:01,016 You can do whatever you want to me. You can do whatever you want to me.
1338 01:12:01,017 01:12:02,878 But please, don't hurt my family. But please, don't hurt my family.
1339 01:12:06,488 01:12:08,090 I ain't got insurance, Junior! I ain't got insurance, Junior!
1340 01:12:12,027 01:12:14,863 Junior says, "Time's up!" Junior says, "Time's up!"
1341 01:12:14,864 01:12:17,332 Man, Day Day ain't going nowhere. Man, Day Day ain't going nowhere.
1342 01:12:17,333 01:12:19,499 You're going to have to kill us all. You're going to have to kill us all.
1343 01:12:24,040 01:12:25,373 Cool. Cool.
1344 01:12:25,374 01:12:27,409 No. Fuck that. It's cool, bro. No. Fuck that. It's cool, bro.
1345 01:12:27,410 01:12:31,279 It's time for me to handle this debt by myself. Like a man. So what's up? It's time for me to handle this debt by myself. Like a man. So what's up?
1346 01:12:31,280 01:12:33,482 - What's up? - Junior! - What's up? - Junior!
1347 01:12:33,483 01:12:35,784 Flaco, no! Flaco, no!
1348 01:12:35,785 01:12:38,186 Anastacia, what are you doing here? Get outta here, go! Anastacia, what are you doing here? Get outta here, go!
1349 01:12:38,187 01:12:40,848 Anastacia, go back to the gym. We good, I promise. Anastacia, go back to the gym. We good, I promise.
1350 01:12:46,161 01:12:48,196 Don't talk to my sister like that, ese. Don't talk to my sister like that, ese.
1351 01:12:48,197 01:12:49,696 Stop it! Stop it!
1352 01:12:51,299 01:12:54,402 We'll blast through Mexicans tonight for what they did to you, OG. We'll blast through Mexicans tonight for what they did to you, OG.
1353 01:12:54,403 01:12:56,772 Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, cuz! Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, cuz!
1354 01:12:57,874 01:12:59,141 What? What?
1355 01:13:00,143 01:13:01,376 Nigga what? Nigga what?
1356 01:13:03,546 01:13:06,307 Oh, we could've made some Mexican cunt salad around this motherfucker. Oh, we could've made some Mexican cunt salad around this motherfucker.
1357 01:13:23,565 01:13:25,433 Now is the time, my son! Now is the time, my son!
1358 01:13:25,434 01:13:27,734 This is your hero moment! This is your hero moment!
1359 01:13:50,559 01:13:52,060 Oh! Oh!
1360 01:13:53,863 01:13:55,362 I'm fine! I'm fine!
1361 01:13:56,431 01:13:58,031 Are you okay? Are you okay?
1362 01:13:59,167 01:14:01,435 Oh, my God, Jason. You're hurt. Oh, my God, Jason. You're hurt.
1363 01:14:12,581 01:14:14,616 Everybody, freeze! Everybody, freeze!
1364 01:14:14,617 01:14:16,618 - What the hell is going on here? - Yeah! - What the hell is going on here? - Yeah!
1365 01:14:16,619 01:14:18,119 Stand back! We got this. Stand back! We got this.
1366 01:14:18,120 01:14:20,889 Everybody freeze! Everybody freeze!
1367 01:14:20,890 01:14:23,091 We got this. We got this under control! We got this. We got this under control!
1368 01:14:23,092 01:14:25,692 Great frickin' police work. Great frickin' police work.
1369 01:14:28,230 01:14:30,465 Can I just talk to him for one second. Can I just talk to him for one second.
1370 01:14:30,466 01:14:34,006 You got one minute, then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up. You got one minute, then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up.
1371 01:14:34,135 01:14:36,972 Look. I'm sorry all this happened. Look. I'm sorry all this happened.
1372 01:14:36,973 01:14:40,774 This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand. And... This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand. And...
1373 01:14:42,110 01:14:43,977 Playa, playa! Playa, playa!
1374 01:14:49,184 01:14:50,751 Day Day. Day Day.
1375 01:14:52,020 01:14:54,721 Appreciate your little homie saving my sister. Appreciate your little homie saving my sister.
1376 01:14:56,224 01:14:58,558 You still owe Junior $2,000. You still owe Junior $2,000.
1377 01:15:04,099 01:15:05,699 This ain't over. This ain't over.
1378 01:15:09,504 01:15:12,172 - What're you doing? That's your prize money. - It's fine! - What're you doing? That's your prize money. - It's fine!
1379 01:15:14,576 01:15:16,556 Jason told me to give this to you. Jason told me to give this to you.
1380 01:15:17,512 01:15:19,446 And he got the drawers, too. And he got the drawers, too.
1381 01:15:19,948 01:15:22,651 I'll take that. I'll take that.
1382 01:15:22,652 01:15:24,651 And I will take that! And I will take that!
1383 01:15:26,688 01:15:29,557 Hey Jay, I appreciate the way you came through, bro! Hey Jay, I appreciate the way you came through, bro!
1384 01:15:29,558 01:15:32,327 That was some true Ranger fashion. Salute. That was some true Ranger fashion. Salute.
1385 01:15:32,328 01:15:35,563 I told you, man. We family, and I consider y'all my friends. I told you, man. We family, and I consider y'all my friends.
1386 01:15:35,564 01:15:39,067 Straight up, bro. You my friend. And official Ranger member. Straight up, bro. You my friend. And official Ranger member.
1387 01:15:39,068 01:15:41,002 You deserve it! You deserve it!
1388 01:15:41,003 01:15:44,406 Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence to get the girl of my dreams. Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence to get the girl of my dreams.
1389 01:15:44,407 01:15:45,607 Ow! Ow!
1390 01:15:47,410 01:15:51,379 Now, I'm going to the hospital with my boyfriend. Now, I'm going to the hospital with my boyfriend.
1391 01:15:51,380 01:15:53,982 Boyfriend? Papa ain't gonna like that. Boyfriend? Papa ain't gonna like that.
1392 01:15:53,983 01:15:58,151 Oh, yeah? Well, he's just going to have to deal with it! And so are you! Oh, yeah? Well, he's just going to have to deal with it! And so are you!
1393 01:15:58,653 01:16:00,187 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
1394 01:16:05,660 01:16:08,530 We gonna keep your ass in our prayers. We gonna keep your ass in our prayers.
1395 01:16:08,531 01:16:10,999 Man, I wish I would've got shot. Man, I wish I would've got shot.
1396 01:16:11,000 01:16:13,301 What is you talking about? What is you talking about?
1397 01:16:13,302 01:16:15,136 Do you know how much ass I would've gotten on Monday, if I got shot? Do you know how much ass I would've gotten on Monday, if I got shot?
1398 01:16:15,137 01:16:17,037 - Wow! - God, man! - Wow! - God, man!
1399 01:16:21,109 01:16:23,645 You see, that's how it really went down. You see, that's how it really went down.
1400 01:16:23,646 01:16:27,082 Fairytale endings do really happen, even in the hood. Fairytale endings do really happen, even in the hood.
1401 01:16:27,083 01:16:30,517 Now all I need is a painless circumcision and I'll be straight. Now all I need is a painless circumcision and I'll be straight.
1402 01:16:35,257 01:16:36,857 Who shot my baby? Who shot my baby?
1403 01:16:37,359 01:16:39,260 Who shot my baby? Who shot my baby?
1404 01:16:40,529 01:16:44,132 Everybody scatter! Everybody could get some of this lead tonight! Everybody scatter! Everybody could get some of this lead tonight!
1405 01:16:44,133 01:16:47,102 Fucking Kardashian cheerleader bitches! Fucking Kardashian cheerleader bitches!
1406 01:16:47,103 01:16:51,072 You fucking Rangers. I'll fuck 'em and I'll kill you motherfuckers. You fucking Rangers. I'll fuck 'em and I'll kill you motherfuckers.
1407 01:16:51,073 01:16:54,709 God damn it, everybody. You fucking writers. You raggedy-ass producers. God damn it, everybody. You fucking writers. You raggedy-ass producers.
1408 01:16:58,247 01:17:00,582 All you bitches! Everybody out there in the theater. All you bitches! Everybody out there in the theater.
1409 01:17:00,583 01:17:05,086 All you motherfucking Slurpee-serving, popcorn-buttering motherfuckers! All you motherfucking Slurpee-serving, popcorn-buttering motherfuckers!
1410 01:17:05,087 01:17:08,156 And you bitches. I tell you, you better not be bootlegging my shit. And you bitches. I tell you, you better not be bootlegging my shit.
1411 01:17:08,157 01:17:11,292 You better not bootleg this shit. I'll come out there and I'll get you. You better not bootleg this shit. I'll come out there and I'll get you.
1412 01:17:11,293 01:17:14,662 It's like in a Freddy Krueger movie. I'll be back and get you in the sequel. It's like in a Freddy Krueger movie. I'll be back and get you in the sequel.
1413 01:17:14,663 01:17:18,598 Motherfuckers! Deuce it! You heard? What? Motherfuckers! Deuce it! You heard? What?
1414 01:19:53,488 01:19:55,908 What the fuck going on with the beats, y'all? What the fuck going on with the beats, y'all?
1415 01:19:56,357 01:19:58,526 Hey nigga, fuck! Hey nigga, fuck!
1416 01:19:58,527 01:20:01,396 Shit's speedin' up. Shit, nigga! Shit's speedin' up. Shit, nigga!
1417 01:20:01,397 01:20:04,097 I can't dance to this shit, nigga! Shit, nigga! I can't dance to this shit, nigga! Shit, nigga!
1418 01:20:06,834 01:20:10,638 Nigga, oh shit! I can't catch my breath, nigga. Nigga, oh shit! I can't catch my breath, nigga.
1419 01:20:10,639 01:20:12,473 Oh shit, nigga. I hate this shit! Oh shit, nigga. I hate this shit!
1420 01:20:20,248 01:20:22,148 Bounce, nigga, bounce! Bounce, nigga, bounce!
1421 01:20:22,850 01:20:23,985 Bounce, bounce nigga! Bounce, bounce nigga!
1422 01:20:23,986 01:20:25,853 Come on! Come on!
1423 01:20:25,854 01:20:27,488 Fuck that shit, nigga! Fuck that shit, nigga!
1424 01:20:27,489 01:20:30,692 Don't hate, participate. Don't hate, participate.
1425 01:20:30,693 01:20:32,927 Fuck that, nigga. I'm tired of this bitch, nigga! Fuck that, nigga. I'm tired of this bitch, nigga!
1426 01:20:45,940 01:20:47,440 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
1427 01:20:51,379 01:20:54,040 Nigga, I'm sweatin' all around my second belly there. Nigga, I'm sweatin' all around my second belly there.
1428 01:21:00,256 01:21:01,689 Can this be a movie? Can this be a movie?
1429 01:21:01,690 01:21:03,591 Like is this going to be in the movies? Like is this going to be in the movies?
1430 01:21:03,592 01:21:04,892 'Cause I can act. 'Cause I can act.
1431 01:21:04,893 01:21:06,394 Where are we starting? Where are we starting?
1432 01:21:06,395 01:21:07,462 From the top again, right? From the top again, right?
1433 01:21:07,463 01:21:09,462 What up, pretty bitches? What up, pretty bitches?
1434 01:21:11,399 01:21:13,379 I got pussy hair tougher than you. I got pussy hair tougher than you.
1435 01:21:14,702 01:21:17,405 I fucked up on that. I fucked up on that.
1436 01:21:17,406 01:21:20,106 - Fuckers! - I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul. - Fuckers! - I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.
1437 01:21:21,442 01:21:24,412 And if you look into the mirror, you gonna think you look like And if you look into the mirror, you gonna think you look like
1438 01:21:24,413 01:21:26,633 the little nigga on The Lord of the Rings. the little nigga on The Lord of the Rings.
1439 01:21:26,981 01:21:29,783 Give me the ring, Percy. Give me the ring, Percy.
1440 01:21:30,351 01:21:32,387 Get ready tonight, baby. Get ready tonight, baby.
1441 01:21:32,388 01:21:34,956 'Cause I'm gonna stick this rat-tail up your ass. 'Cause I'm gonna stick this rat-tail up your ass.
1442 01:21:34,957 01:21:38,059 And I like a woman that's built like a mattress. And I like a woman that's built like a mattress.
1443 01:21:38,060 01:21:39,927 I'm gonna lay on you later. I'm gonna lay on you later.
1444 01:21:39,928 01:21:41,696 I will. I will.
1445 01:21:41,697 01:21:43,765 Gonna stick my face in your ass. Gonna stick my face in your ass.
1446 01:21:43,766 01:21:45,965 With an antibiotic in my mouth. With an antibiotic in my mouth.
1447 01:21:46,701 01:21:48,303 Y'all better not move. Y'all better not move.
1448 01:21:48,304 01:21:49,771 Y'all better not move. Y'all better not move.
1449 01:21:49,772 01:21:52,006 Dude with no shirt on, with hard nipples. Dude with no shirt on, with hard nipples.
1450 01:21:52,007 01:21:53,808 And you're touching them. And you're touching them.
1451 01:21:53,809 01:21:55,777 A seven for your ass! A seven for your ass!
1452 01:21:55,778 01:21:58,579 You ain't got bitch. You ain't got bitch.
1453 01:21:58,580 01:21:59,881 That bitch look good, though. That bitch look good, though.
1454 01:21:59,882 01:22:01,382 You got it. You got it.
1455 01:22:01,383 01:22:03,318 She look good. She look good.
1456 01:22:03,319 01:22:04,519 Yeah. Yeah.
1457 01:22:06,889 01:22:08,623 Give mamma a kiss before you go. Give mamma a kiss before you go.
1458 01:22:46,962 01:22:48,595 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
1459 01:23:01,743 01:23:03,111 You know what, while I interrupt your... You know what, while I interrupt your...
1460 01:23:03,112 01:23:04,911 Oh. Oh.
1461 01:23:05,513 01:23:07,615 Wait, wait. I forgot my lines. Wait, wait. I forgot my lines.
1462 01:23:07,616 01:23:10,885 Just help me. I only got one sphincter. Just help me. I only got one sphincter.
1463 01:23:10,886 01:23:12,754 You gonna wreck the whole jail down You gonna wreck the whole jail down
1464 01:23:12,755 01:23:15,490 with your strong self. I got delicate ankles. with your strong self. I got delicate ankles.
1465 01:23:18,861 01:23:20,395 Who you asking for? Who you asking for?
1466 01:23:20,396 01:23:21,662 Another homie. Another homie.
1467 01:23:21,663 01:23:22,864 All right, homie. Yeah! All right, homie. Yeah!
1468 01:23:22,865 01:23:24,732 Clap on, clap off, nigga. Clap on, clap off, nigga.
1469 01:23:24,733 01:23:26,634 You dead, bitch! You want it? You dead, bitch! You want it?
1470 01:23:27,970 01:23:30,905 Don't move. I got it. You ready? Don't move. I got it. You ready?
1471 01:23:30,906 01:23:32,807 Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga! Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga!
1472 01:23:34,543 01:23:36,144 - OG Lil' Pretty Thug. - Excuse me, say what? - OG Lil' Pretty Thug. - Excuse me, say what?
1473 01:23:36,145 01:23:37,578 Nigga, I'm saying my name. Nigga, I'm saying my name.
1474 01:23:37,579 01:23:39,545 OG Lil' Pretty Thug. OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
1475 01:23:42,084 01:23:43,084 Light's out, nigga. You hear me? Light's out, nigga. You hear me?
1476 01:23:43,085 01:23:44,519 Okay. Okay.
1477 01:23:44,520 01:23:46,454 Light's out for you, nigga. Light's out for you, nigga.
1478 01:23:49,824 01:23:52,493 - That shit's gotta be edited. - Fuck. My bad. - That shit's gotta be edited. - Fuck. My bad.
1479 01:23:52,494 01:23:53,528 I'm sorry. Was that my line, or his line? I'm sorry. Was that my line, or his line?
1480 01:23:53,529 01:23:55,029 - What? - I messed up. - What? - I messed up.
1481 01:23:55,030 01:23:57,465 - Am I supposed to say my line? - Mmm, yeah. - Am I supposed to say my line? - Mmm, yeah.
1482 01:23:57,466 01:23:59,033 - Shit. Line? - Wait. What is it? - Shit. Line? - Wait. What is it?
1483 01:23:59,034 01:24:01,569 Sorry. Sorry.
1484 01:24:01,570 01:24:04,939 So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight. For the lock-out. So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight. For the lock-out.
1485 01:24:04,940 01:24:06,674 You heard right. You heard right.
1486 01:24:06,675 01:24:09,577 One more time, please. "Lock-in." One more time, please. "Lock-in."
1487 01:24:09,578 01:24:12,847 So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight. So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight.
1488 01:24:14,783 01:24:16,851 So, I hear you need one more teacher tonight. So, I hear you need one more teacher tonight.
1489 01:24:16,852 01:24:19,018 Volunteer for the line... Volunteer for the line...
1490 01:24:20,488 01:24:24,459 One more volunteer teacher for the lock-in. You can keep doing it a hundred times. One more volunteer teacher for the lock-in. You can keep doing it a hundred times.
1491 01:24:24,460 01:24:26,160 I'm sweating! I'm sweating!
1492 01:24:26,161 01:24:28,341 What the fuck were they talking about? What the fuck were they talking about?
1493 01:24:28,729 01:24:31,132 Keep fucking up. Keep fucking up.
1494 01:24:31,133 01:24:33,333 I said cut. I said cut, damn it! I said cut. I said cut, damn it!