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1 00:00:10,967 00:00:13,333 It's a family plot, It's a family plot,
2 00:00:13,367 00:00:15,300 we found a dead chicken on one of the graves we found a dead chicken on one of the graves
3 00:00:15,333 00:00:16,500 [screams] [screams]
4 00:00:16,533 00:00:17,767 Oh my God! Oh my God!
5 00:00:17,800 00:00:19,767 Do you wanna come with me to the spirit world? Do you wanna come with me to the spirit world?
6 00:00:19,800 00:00:21,367 Oh God! Oh God!
7 00:00:21,867 00:00:24,266 The interesting thing about the Dayton Fly, The interesting thing about the Dayton Fly,
8 00:00:24,300 00:00:25,700 is that they're carnivorous. is that they're carnivorous.
9 00:00:25,734 00:00:26,567 Oh, for real? Oh, for real?
10 00:00:28,200 00:00:30,667 [screams] [screams]
11 00:00:30,700 00:00:33,467 Today is my daughter Olivia's fifth birthday party. Today is my daughter Olivia's fifth birthday party.
12 00:00:33,500 00:00:34,767 You're gonna be doing a clown show. You're gonna be doing a clown show.
13 00:00:34,800 00:00:37,066 There's no party, he's fucking crazy. There's no party, he's fucking crazy.
14 00:00:39,000 00:00:42,333 [screams] Oh my God. [screams] Oh my God.
15 00:00:42,367 00:00:44,266 Oh my God! Oh my God!
16 00:00:44,300 00:00:46,300 [screams] [screams]
17 00:00:46,333 00:00:47,133 Oh my God! Oh my God!
18 00:00:47,166 00:00:48,200 [screams] [screams]
19 00:00:48,233 00:00:49,367 Do it again! Do it again!
20 00:00:50,700 00:00:52,200 Fear is funny. Fear is funny.
21 00:00:57,600 00:00:59,266 Whassup, people!? Whassup, people!?
22 00:00:59,300 00:01:00,800 I hope you're sitting down. I hope you're sitting down.
23 00:01:00,834 00:01:02,834 'Cause watching TV when you're standing up 'Cause watching TV when you're standing up
24 00:01:02,867 00:01:04,266 is very uncomfortable. is very uncomfortable.
25 00:01:04,300 00:01:06,133 It's time for Scare Tactics! It's time for Scare Tactics!
26 00:01:06,166 00:01:07,533 Let's get it started. Let's get it started.
27 00:01:07,567 00:01:09,767 Say hi to our new friend, Christina. Say hi to our new friend, Christina.
28 00:01:09,800 00:01:12,367 Christina's pal Daniel loves her so much, Christina's pal Daniel loves her so much,
29 00:01:12,400 00:01:13,533 that he got her a position that he got her a position
30 00:01:13,567 00:01:15,600 as a security guard at a cemetery. as a security guard at a cemetery.
31 00:01:15,633 00:01:17,133 What a pal! What a pal!
32 00:01:17,166 00:01:19,100 I've known Christina for probably eight years now, I've known Christina for probably eight years now,
33 00:01:19,133 00:01:21,567 and throughout the years she's just and throughout the years she's just
34 00:01:21,600 00:01:23,700 the feistiest girl I know by far. the feistiest girl I know by far.
35 00:01:23,734 00:01:24,867 She's a crazy girl. She's a crazy girl.
36 00:01:24,900 00:01:26,300 This is gonna be good. This is gonna be good.
37 00:01:26,333 00:01:28,066 And don't worry Christina, And don't worry Christina,
38 00:01:28,066 00:01:29,900 if you and your coworker get lonely, if you and your coworker get lonely,
39 00:01:29,934 00:01:32,066 I know there are lots of crazy zombies I know there are lots of crazy zombies
40 00:01:32,100 00:01:35,066 who will be more than happy to join you. who will be more than happy to join you.
41 00:01:35,066 00:01:35,900 Enjoy! Enjoy!
42 00:01:40,400 00:01:41,767 [Christina] Is this a cemetery? [Christina] Is this a cemetery?
43 00:01:41,800 00:01:42,967 [security guard] Yeah. [security guard] Yeah.
44 00:01:43,066 00:01:43,834 Hop in. Hop in.
45 00:01:46,467 00:01:48,834 It's a family plot. It's a family plot.
46 00:01:48,867 00:01:51,066 And it's a family from Haiti. And it's a family from Haiti.
47 00:01:51,066 00:01:52,066 Oh. Oh.
48 00:01:52,066 00:01:54,300 I think it's been here since the 1830s, actually. I think it's been here since the 1830s, actually.
49 00:01:54,333 00:01:57,500 We've had a lot of problems with teenagers, primarily. We've had a lot of problems with teenagers, primarily.
50 00:01:57,533 00:01:58,467 Do they come here and-- Do they come here and--
51 00:01:58,500 00:02:00,166 Come here, drink, Come here, drink,
52 00:02:01,133 00:02:02,867 vandalize, there's been a lot of vandalizing. vandalize, there's been a lot of vandalizing.
53 00:02:02,900 00:02:06,133 Last week we found a dead chicken Last week we found a dead chicken
54 00:02:06,166 00:02:07,066 on one of the graves. on one of the graves.
55 00:02:07,066 00:02:07,934 Really? Really?
56 00:02:07,967 00:02:08,800 Yeah. Yeah.
57 00:02:08,834 00:02:10,066 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
58 00:02:10,066 00:02:11,066 So, you know, a few different things. So, you know, a few different things.
59 00:02:11,066 00:02:12,533 That's kinda creepy. That's kinda creepy.
60 00:02:12,567 00:02:14,100 This is what we use to log. This is what we use to log.
61 00:02:14,133 00:02:14,967 Okay. Okay.
62 00:02:15,066 00:02:15,967 So just press the red button, So just press the red button,
63 00:02:16,066 00:02:16,800 Okay. Okay.
64 00:02:16,834 00:02:17,800 And just describe what you see. And just describe what you see.
65 00:02:17,834 00:02:18,834 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
66 00:02:18,867 00:02:19,700 Oh my God. Oh my God.
67 00:02:22,300 00:02:23,700 We're spotting a homeless person, We're spotting a homeless person,
68 00:02:23,734 00:02:25,934 oh my gosh, he's sprinkling something on a grave. oh my gosh, he's sprinkling something on a grave.
69 00:02:26,900 00:02:28,400 [security guard] God's sake. [security guard] God's sake.
70 00:02:29,433 00:02:30,367 He's sprinkling... He's sprinkling...
71 00:02:32,934 00:02:34,066 -Oh my God-- -Why's he-- -Oh my God-- -Why's he--
72 00:02:34,066 00:02:35,266 He's walking away now. He's walking away now.
73 00:02:36,767 00:02:38,100 Alright, I'm gonna go check it out. Alright, I'm gonna go check it out.
74 00:02:38,133 00:02:39,066 How do I talk to you? How do I talk to you?
75 00:02:39,066 00:02:40,300 Okay, so press the button, Okay, so press the button,
76 00:02:40,333 00:02:41,400 check, check, check. check, check, check.
77 00:02:41,433 00:02:42,233 Did you hear me? Did you hear me?
78 00:02:42,266 00:02:43,066 Yeah. Yeah.
79 00:02:43,100 00:02:43,934 If you see anything, let me know. If you see anything, let me know.
80 00:02:43,967 00:02:44,867 Coolio. Coolio.
81 00:02:44,900 00:02:45,700 Okay? I'll be right back. Okay? I'll be right back.
82 00:02:45,734 00:02:46,567 Okay. Okay.
83 00:02:49,734 00:02:52,934 [spooky sound effect] [spooky sound effect]
84 00:03:00,100 00:03:01,533 There's someone walking back. There's someone walking back.
85 00:03:02,667 00:03:03,533 [security guard] Is it the guy? [security guard] Is it the guy?
86 00:03:03,567 00:03:05,467 Girl, girl, girl. Girl, girl, girl.
87 00:03:05,500 00:03:06,934 She's circling round all the gravestones She's circling round all the gravestones
88 00:03:06,967 00:03:09,600 like she's doing a spell or something. like she's doing a spell or something.
89 00:03:09,633 00:03:10,734 [chanting in an ancient language] [chanting in an ancient language]
90 00:03:10,767 00:03:11,667 [security guard] Like a what? [security guard] Like a what?
91 00:03:11,700 00:03:12,900 Hold on, I'm coming back, okay? Hold on, I'm coming back, okay?
92 00:03:12,934 00:03:14,133 I'm just up the path, I'll be right back. I'm just up the path, I'll be right back.
93 00:03:14,166 00:03:15,734 I can't describe this, come here! I can't describe this, come here!
94 00:03:15,767 00:03:17,600 [chanting in an ancient language] [chanting in an ancient language]
95 00:03:17,633 00:03:19,867 She's singing, she's saying a chant. She's singing, she's saying a chant.
96 00:03:22,667 00:03:23,867 Where are you? Where are you?
97 00:03:23,900 00:03:26,100 [security guard] I was up the path, hold on. [security guard] I was up the path, hold on.
98 00:03:26,133 00:03:28,533 She's walking back now, walking out of the grave. She's walking back now, walking out of the grave.
99 00:03:28,567 00:03:30,100 Hurry, hurry, hurry! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
100 00:03:30,133 00:03:31,533 [security guard] Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. [security guard] Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
101 00:03:31,567 00:03:32,834 Where are you? Where are you?
102 00:03:32,867 00:03:33,667 [startling noise] [startling noise]
103 00:03:33,700 00:03:34,667 Oh my God! Oh my God!
104 00:03:34,700 00:03:35,500 Did I miss her? Did I miss her?
105 00:03:35,533 00:03:36,367 What happened? What happened?
106 00:03:36,400 00:03:37,300 She's right there, she went that way. She's right there, she went that way.
107 00:03:37,333 00:03:38,300 Okay. Okay.
108 00:03:38,333 00:03:41,900 She looked very, like, from the old witchcraft. She looked very, like, from the old witchcraft.
109 00:03:41,934 00:03:42,734 Come on. Come on.
110 00:03:42,767 00:03:43,967 Yeah, like Voodoo! Yeah, like Voodoo!
111 00:03:44,066 00:03:45,433 I'll check it out, where did she go? I'll check it out, where did she go?
112 00:03:45,467 00:03:46,667 Like, over-- Like, over--
113 00:03:46,700 00:03:49,133 Just stay in here, keep the doors locked. Just stay in here, keep the doors locked.
114 00:03:49,166 00:03:50,367 Be careful. Be careful.
115 00:03:50,400 00:03:51,367 [security guard] Can you just point out to me [security guard] Can you just point out to me
116 00:03:51,400 00:03:52,500 where she was? where she was?
117 00:03:52,533 00:03:54,100 Walk right, Walk right,
118 00:03:56,133 00:03:57,066 This? This?
119 00:03:57,100 00:03:58,367 More, more, more, more, more, More, more, more, more, more,
120 00:03:58,400 00:04:00,367 more, more. more, more.
121 00:04:00,400 00:04:02,166 Right there, she was in front of it. Right there, she was in front of it.
122 00:04:02,200 00:04:04,533 Looks like there's blood all over here. Looks like there's blood all over here.
123 00:04:04,567 00:04:07,500 [sinister whispering] [sinister whispering]
124 00:04:07,533 00:04:08,767 [groaning] [groaning]
125 00:04:08,800 00:04:10,300 [security guard screams] [security guard screams]
126 00:04:10,333 00:04:11,166 Christina! Christina!
127 00:04:11,200 00:04:12,633 Christina! Christina!
128 00:04:12,667 00:04:13,867 Andy! Andy!
129 00:04:13,900 00:04:15,166 Christina! Christina!
130 00:04:15,200 00:04:16,166 Aah! Aah!
131 00:04:16,200 00:04:17,500 Andy! Andy!
132 00:04:17,533 00:04:19,533 [growling] [growling]
133 00:04:19,567 00:04:20,367 Oh my God! Oh my God!
134 00:04:20,400 00:04:21,233 Oh my God! Oh my God!
135 00:04:22,333 00:04:23,300 Oh my God! Oh my God!
136 00:04:23,333 00:04:24,300 Oh my God! Oh my God!
137 00:04:24,333 00:04:25,367 Oh my God! Oh my God!
138 00:04:25,400 00:04:26,367 [screams] [screams]
139 00:04:26,400 00:04:27,967 Oh my God! Oh my God!
140 00:04:28,066 00:04:29,633 [yells] [yells]
141 00:04:29,667 00:04:31,133 Oh my God! Oh my God!
142 00:04:31,166 00:04:32,533 Do you want to come with me to the spirit world? Do you want to come with me to the spirit world?
143 00:04:32,567 00:04:33,800 Oh my God! Oh my God!
144 00:04:33,834 00:04:34,700 I'd like to take you. I'd like to take you.
145 00:04:34,734 00:04:36,066 No! No!
146 00:04:36,066 00:04:37,266 No! No!
147 00:04:37,300 00:04:39,233 I'd like to take you, and put you I'd like to take you, and put you
148 00:04:39,266 00:04:40,734 on Scare Tactics. on Scare Tactics.
149 00:04:46,467 00:04:48,233 I'm so scared, oh my God. I'm so scared, oh my God.
150 00:04:48,266 00:04:50,500 [witchy woman] Your friend Daniel set you up. [witchy woman] Your friend Daniel set you up.
151 00:04:50,533 00:04:51,600 Oh my God. Oh my God.
152 00:04:52,066 00:04:52,834 Hey, Tina. Hey, Tina.
153 00:04:52,867 00:04:54,333 Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
154 00:04:54,367 00:04:55,834 I hate you! I hate you!
155 00:04:55,867 00:04:58,066 You knew this entire time? You knew this entire time?
156 00:04:58,066 00:05:00,066 I got you. I got you.
157 00:05:00,100 00:05:01,667 I've never seen someone scream so loud. I've never seen someone scream so loud.
158 00:05:01,700 00:05:03,734 Person there, she was throwing chickens at me here, Person there, she was throwing chickens at me here,
159 00:05:03,767 00:05:05,066 and he was right there, and he was right there,
160 00:05:05,066 00:05:06,367 what the fuck did you expect me to be doing! what the fuck did you expect me to be doing!
161 00:05:06,400 00:05:08,133 I need the chicken! I need the chicken!
162 00:05:08,166 00:05:09,967 I wanted to throw the chicken in your face. I wanted to throw the chicken in your face.
163 00:05:10,066 00:05:12,133 Oh my God, you guys scared the shit out of me. Oh my God, you guys scared the shit out of me.
164 00:05:14,767 00:05:15,900 Whoa! Whoa!
165 00:05:15,934 00:05:17,433 Keep it down Christina! Keep it down Christina!
166 00:05:17,467 00:05:19,633 All that screaming is gonna wake the dead! All that screaming is gonna wake the dead!
167 00:05:19,667 00:05:21,600 Oh wait, it already did. Oh wait, it already did.
168 00:05:22,667 00:05:23,567 Coming up: Coming up:
169 00:05:23,600 00:05:24,900 Do you believe in fate? Do you believe in fate?
170 00:05:24,934 00:05:25,800 I believe? I believe?
171 00:05:25,834 00:05:26,734 Oh, totally. Oh, totally.
172 00:05:26,767 00:05:28,300 A blind date from heaven A blind date from heaven
173 00:05:28,333 00:05:30,867 leads to a night in hell. leads to a night in hell.
174 00:05:30,900 00:05:32,567 Father, son, the holy spirit. Father, son, the holy spirit.
175 00:05:32,600 00:05:35,967 [yelling in tongues] [yelling in tongues]
176 00:05:36,066 00:05:36,800 Whoa, hey, hey, hey! Whoa, hey, hey, hey!
177 00:05:36,834 00:05:37,734 Oh, hey, hey! Oh, hey, hey!
178 00:05:45,700 00:05:48,300 Say hello to my boy Paolo. Say hello to my boy Paolo.
179 00:05:48,333 00:05:50,734 Paolo's friend Dave hooked him up on a blind date Paolo's friend Dave hooked him up on a blind date
180 00:05:50,767 00:05:52,400 with a beautiful woman. with a beautiful woman.
181 00:05:52,433 00:05:55,166 I wanna set up my friend Paolo on Scare Tactics I wanna set up my friend Paolo on Scare Tactics
182 00:05:55,200 00:05:58,567 because I know he's always on guard and whatnot, because I know he's always on guard and whatnot,
183 00:05:58,600 00:06:03,166 and women are usually what lets his guard down. and women are usually what lets his guard down.
184 00:06:03,200 00:06:06,567 I wanna set him up and see if he can handle it. I wanna set him up and see if he can handle it.
185 00:06:06,600 00:06:08,700 Now Paolo, this girl's ex boyfriend Now Paolo, this girl's ex boyfriend
186 00:06:08,734 00:06:09,934 is the jealous type. is the jealous type.
187 00:06:09,967 00:06:12,266 He's also the Satan-worshiping type. He's also the Satan-worshiping type.
188 00:06:12,300 00:06:14,066 And if you know what's good for you, And if you know what's good for you,
189 00:06:14,066 00:06:16,633 you'll be the get the hell out of there ASAP type. you'll be the get the hell out of there ASAP type.
190 00:06:21,200 00:06:22,266 I saw a picture of you and I thought I saw a picture of you and I thought
191 00:06:22,300 00:06:23,800 you were absolutely gorgeous you were absolutely gorgeous
192 00:06:23,834 00:06:25,400 and I wanted to meet you, so, and I wanted to meet you, so,
193 00:06:25,433 00:06:26,367 -thanks for coming. -Really? -thanks for coming. -Really?
194 00:06:26,400 00:06:27,300 Yeah. Yeah.
195 00:06:27,333 00:06:28,767 Alright, well, thank you. Alright, well, thank you.
196 00:06:28,800 00:06:31,600 Tell me about yourself, what do people say about you? Tell me about yourself, what do people say about you?
197 00:06:31,633 00:06:33,133 When they see me they say, When they see me they say,
198 00:06:33,166 00:06:35,233 "Oh, this guy's really the type shy." "Oh, this guy's really the type shy."
199 00:06:36,467 00:06:37,667 Sorry, "shy type." Sorry, "shy type."
200 00:06:37,700 00:06:39,133 Now I'm mumbling, you know. Now I'm mumbling, you know.
201 00:06:39,166 00:06:40,600 [laughs] [laughs]
202 00:06:40,633 00:06:42,467 seeing how gorgeous you are and I'm talking [laughs] seeing how gorgeous you are and I'm talking [laughs]
203 00:06:42,500 00:06:43,633 You're so cute. You're so cute.
204 00:06:43,667 00:06:44,900 I'm talking like I'm-- I'm talking like I'm--
205 00:06:44,934 00:06:46,767 No, I'm interested, it's been a long time No, I'm interested, it's been a long time
206 00:06:46,800 00:06:48,433 since I've gotten to, you know-- since I've gotten to, you know--
207 00:06:48,467 00:06:49,367 A conversation-- A conversation--
208 00:06:49,400 00:06:50,900 Yeah, chat with a nice guy. Yeah, chat with a nice guy.
209 00:06:52,467 00:06:53,667 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
210 00:06:53,700 00:06:55,066 You up for a good night tonight? You up for a good night tonight?
211 00:06:55,066 00:06:56,567 Mm-hm, I was looking forward to it. Mm-hm, I was looking forward to it.
212 00:06:56,600 00:06:59,066 It's already a blast, having a talk with you, It's already a blast, having a talk with you,
213 00:06:59,066 00:07:00,400 having this fine dinner-- having this fine dinner--
214 00:07:00,433 00:07:02,300 Do you want me to tell you a little bit about-- Do you want me to tell you a little bit about--
215 00:07:02,333 00:07:03,133 A little bit about yourself? A little bit about yourself?
216 00:07:03,166 00:07:03,967 Sure, why not. Sure, why not.
217 00:07:04,066 00:07:04,900 Tit for tat? Tit for tat?
218 00:07:04,934 00:07:05,734 Yep, sure. Yep, sure.
219 00:07:05,767 00:07:06,967 Go ahead. Go ahead.
220 00:07:07,066 00:07:09,867 Well, let me tell you why I'm in this house. Well, let me tell you why I'm in this house.
221 00:07:09,900 00:07:11,700 I was in a relationship for three years, I was in a relationship for three years,
222 00:07:11,734 00:07:13,633 I was really young when I met this guy, I was really young when I met this guy,
223 00:07:13,667 00:07:16,867 and this was his house, and I ended up with it. and this was his house, and I ended up with it.
224 00:07:16,900 00:07:18,300 So that's why I live here. So that's why I live here.
225 00:07:18,333 00:07:20,834 [phone rings] [phone rings]
226 00:07:22,100 00:07:23,467 Do you just wanna wait til that stops? Do you just wanna wait til that stops?
227 00:07:23,500 00:07:25,066 Would you mind answering it? Would you mind answering it?
228 00:07:25,100 00:07:26,700 I mean, maybe tell them I'm not here. I mean, maybe tell them I'm not here.
229 00:07:26,734 00:07:28,166 Whoever it is, I don't care. Whoever it is, I don't care.
230 00:07:28,200 00:07:29,100 Alright? Alright?
231 00:07:29,133 00:07:30,200 Yeah, that'd be great, thanks. Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.
232 00:07:30,233 00:07:31,567 Hello, good evening? Hello, good evening?
233 00:07:31,600 00:07:33,367 [male voice] Who are you? [male voice] Who are you?
234 00:07:33,400 00:07:34,900 Carlo. Carlo.
235 00:07:34,934 00:07:35,734 [male voice] Carlo. [male voice] Carlo.
236 00:07:35,767 00:07:36,967 Yeah. Yeah.
237 00:07:37,066 00:07:37,834 [male voice] That's all I need to know. [male voice] That's all I need to know.
238 00:07:37,867 00:07:39,066 Alright. Alright.
239 00:07:39,066 00:07:41,066 [male voice] [speaks in tongues] [male voice] [speaks in tongues]
240 00:07:43,867 00:07:45,066 Who was it? Who was it?
241 00:07:45,066 00:07:46,967 I don't know I think that was your ex. I don't know I think that was your ex.
242 00:07:47,066 00:07:48,066 Oh no, that's impossible. Oh no, that's impossible.
243 00:07:48,100 00:07:50,567 He is away and out of my life. He is away and out of my life.
244 00:07:50,600 00:07:53,066 Damn, I think he just cursed on me. Damn, I think he just cursed on me.
245 00:07:53,066 00:07:55,166 That was him, that was a picture of him. That was him, that was a picture of him.
246 00:07:56,467 00:07:58,734 I don't ever wanna be that girl again. I don't ever wanna be that girl again.
247 00:07:58,767 00:08:02,800 He believed in some really dark stuff. He believed in some really dark stuff.
248 00:08:02,834 00:08:04,066 Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you?
249 00:08:04,066 00:08:05,233 Sure. Sure.
250 00:08:05,266 00:08:08,633 I was basically kept in this house. I was basically kept in this house.
251 00:08:08,667 00:08:11,066 No, no, so you were just kept in this house? No, no, so you were just kept in this house?
252 00:08:12,934 00:08:13,767 Okay. Okay.
253 00:08:15,166 00:08:17,066 Do you believe in fate? Do you believe in fate?
254 00:08:17,066 00:08:17,834 Do I believe? Do I believe?
255 00:08:17,867 00:08:18,900 Oh, totally, yep! Oh, totally, yep!
256 00:08:18,934 00:08:19,834 Do you wanna do something fun? Do you wanna do something fun?
257 00:08:19,867 00:08:21,533 I can read palms and stuff. I can read palms and stuff.
258 00:08:21,567 00:08:22,400 No way! No way!
259 00:08:22,433 00:08:23,567 Yeah! Yeah!
260 00:08:23,600 00:08:24,533 I've always wanted to try that. I've always wanted to try that.
261 00:08:24,567 00:08:26,066 Let me see. Let me see.
262 00:08:26,066 00:08:27,700 This is your life line, so this basically tells you This is your life line, so this basically tells you
263 00:08:27,734 00:08:28,934 how long you're going to live. how long you're going to live.
264 00:08:28,967 00:08:29,767 Okay? Okay?
265 00:08:29,800 00:08:31,233 Okay. Okay.
266 00:08:31,266 00:08:32,100 Let's try to connect our life lines and see what happens. Let's try to connect our life lines and see what happens.
267 00:08:32,133 00:08:33,333 Do you feel an energy? Do you feel an energy?
268 00:08:34,300 00:08:35,100 Yeah! Yeah!
269 00:08:35,133 00:08:35,934 Can I have a hug? Can I have a hug?
270 00:08:35,967 00:08:36,800 Yeah, come here. Yeah, come here.
271 00:08:38,400 00:08:40,567 [screams] [screams]
272 00:08:42,900 00:08:43,900 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.
273 00:08:47,233 00:08:48,700 Oh my God, it's him. Oh my God, it's him.
274 00:08:48,734 00:08:50,166 It's him, come on. It's him, come on.
275 00:08:50,200 00:08:51,066 Holy-- Holy--
276 00:08:54,467 00:08:56,200 Are you the one they call Carlo? Are you the one they call Carlo?
277 00:08:57,266 00:08:58,066 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
278 00:08:58,100 00:08:58,934 Or is it Paolo? Or is it Paolo?
279 00:09:00,900 00:09:02,066 No more lies. No more lies.
280 00:09:02,100 00:09:03,400 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
281 00:09:03,433 00:09:04,967 They said that they got rid of you. They said that they got rid of you.
282 00:09:05,066 00:09:06,467 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
283 00:09:07,333 00:09:08,867 You know better than that. You know better than that.
284 00:09:08,900 00:09:11,967 He's gonna protect me, and you're gonna leave. He's gonna protect me, and you're gonna leave.
285 00:09:12,066 00:09:12,834 It's true, right? It's true, right?
286 00:09:14,133 00:09:15,400 You gonna protect her? You gonna protect her?
287 00:09:15,433 00:09:16,700 Yeah. Yeah.
288 00:09:16,734 00:09:18,066 Alright. Alright.
289 00:09:18,100 00:09:19,667 With God. With God.
290 00:09:19,700 00:09:22,767 You brought a man with a cross into my house? You brought a man with a cross into my house?
291 00:09:22,800 00:09:23,667 I did. I did.
292 00:09:23,700 00:09:25,200 God protects him! God protects him!
293 00:09:26,400 00:09:27,200 Can you-- Can you--
294 00:09:27,233 00:09:28,166 Holy snap! Holy snap!
295 00:09:28,200 00:09:29,200 [ex] Say a prayer. [ex] Say a prayer.
296 00:09:30,600 00:09:33,500 [both] Father, Son, the Holy Spirit. [both] Father, Son, the Holy Spirit.
297 00:09:33,533 00:09:36,700 [speaking in tongues] [speaking in tongues]
298 00:09:43,834 00:09:44,667 Stop it, man. Stop it, man.
299 00:09:45,734 00:09:46,567 Oh! Oh!
300 00:09:50,300 00:09:51,834 [ex] I want you to witness the power. [ex] I want you to witness the power.
301 00:09:55,333 00:09:56,166 No! No!
302 00:09:58,867 00:09:59,667 [sobbing] [sobbing]
303 00:09:59,700 00:10:01,000 Oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, hey, hey, hey!
304 00:10:01,033 00:10:02,033 Oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, hey, hey, hey!
305 00:10:02,066 00:10:02,867 Oh! Oh!
306 00:10:02,900 00:10:03,700 [cries] [cries]
307 00:10:03,734 00:10:06,066 [spluttering] [spluttering]
308 00:10:06,100 00:10:07,800 Do you wanna save her right now? Do you wanna save her right now?
309 00:10:07,834 00:10:09,300 Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
310 00:10:09,333 00:10:12,233 Look man, there's blood and everything, holy crap! Look man, there's blood and everything, holy crap!
311 00:10:12,266 00:10:14,767 [screams] [screams]
312 00:10:14,800 00:10:16,266 I'm giving you a choice. I'm giving you a choice.
313 00:10:16,300 00:10:17,467 Will you agree? Will you agree?
314 00:10:17,500 00:10:18,900 That what? That what?
315 00:10:18,934 00:10:20,066 [screams] [screams]
316 00:10:20,100 00:10:22,066 I would agree that what? I would agree that what?
317 00:10:22,100 00:10:24,000 To go on Scare Tactics. To go on Scare Tactics.
318 00:10:27,467 00:10:28,266 Surprise. Surprise.
319 00:10:28,300 00:10:29,200 Whoa! Whoa!
320 00:10:29,233 00:10:30,467 Your friend Dave set you up. Your friend Dave set you up.
321 00:10:32,700 00:10:34,633 Freaking Dave, whoa! Freaking Dave, whoa!
322 00:10:34,667 00:10:36,834 Oh my God. Oh my God.
323 00:10:36,867 00:10:38,467 You! [laughs] You! [laughs]
324 00:10:38,500 00:10:40,500 You're gonna need this, bro. You're gonna need this, bro.
325 00:10:40,533 00:10:42,100 You just gave me, You just gave me,
326 00:10:42,133 00:10:42,934 that was totally, that was totally,
327 00:10:42,967 00:10:43,867 oh, amigo, thanks! oh, amigo, thanks!
328 00:10:45,533 00:10:46,667 I was scared as hell. I was scared as hell.
329 00:10:46,700 00:10:48,266 Whoa I'm sweating, bro! Whoa I'm sweating, bro!
330 00:10:48,300 00:10:49,100 Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
331 00:10:49,133 00:10:49,934 Good job! Good job!
332 00:10:49,967 00:10:51,500 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
333 00:10:51,533 00:10:52,667 Hey, whoa. Hey, whoa.
334 00:10:52,700 00:10:54,400 Whoa, sorry. Whoa, sorry.
335 00:10:54,433 00:10:55,834 I was joking. I was joking.
336 00:10:55,867 00:10:57,433 Guys, I'm really sweating, you guys had me! Guys, I'm really sweating, you guys had me!
337 00:10:57,467 00:10:58,567 Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
338 00:11:00,233 00:11:01,433 Oh, Paolo. Oh, Paolo.
339 00:11:01,467 00:11:03,100 Next time you go on a blind date, Next time you go on a blind date,
340 00:11:03,133 00:11:05,633 I'd recommend you bring flowers. I'd recommend you bring flowers.
341 00:11:05,667 00:11:06,667 And a priest. And a priest.
342 00:11:07,533 00:11:08,934 Up next: Up next:
343 00:11:08,967 00:11:11,500 We've actually discovered a new species of fly. We've actually discovered a new species of fly.
344 00:11:11,533 00:11:12,400 Oh. Oh.
345 00:11:12,433 00:11:13,567 We're calling it the Amazonian Ash Fly, We're calling it the Amazonian Ash Fly,
346 00:11:13,600 00:11:16,100 because it was my discovery. because it was my discovery.
347 00:11:16,133 00:11:20,133 A scientist who still needs to work out the bugs. A scientist who still needs to work out the bugs.
348 00:11:20,166 00:11:22,734 These flies will go in any orifice. These flies will go in any orifice.
349 00:11:22,767 00:11:24,934 [screams] [screams]
350 00:11:33,367 00:11:34,734 I want you all to meet Akim. I want you all to meet Akim.
351 00:11:35,734 00:11:38,834 Akim's friend Orlando told him he'd be assisting Akim's friend Orlando told him he'd be assisting
352 00:11:38,867 00:11:41,433 a scientist who works with insects. a scientist who works with insects.
353 00:11:41,467 00:11:43,734 Hmm, fascinating. Hmm, fascinating.
354 00:11:43,767 00:11:46,266 I wanna set up my friend Akim on Scare Tactics I wanna set up my friend Akim on Scare Tactics
355 00:11:46,300 00:11:47,967 just 'cause we're like brothers, I call him my brother. just 'cause we're like brothers, I call him my brother.
356 00:11:48,066 00:11:49,166 I call him my little brother. I call him my little brother.
357 00:11:49,200 00:11:50,100 We prank each other all the time! We prank each other all the time!
358 00:11:50,133 00:11:51,367 [laughs] [laughs]
359 00:11:51,400 00:11:53,233 That's just part of the relationship. That's just part of the relationship.
360 00:11:53,266 00:11:55,500 It's gonna be classic, I'm gonna be laughing so hard. It's gonna be classic, I'm gonna be laughing so hard.
361 00:11:55,533 00:11:56,567 [laughs] [laughs]
362 00:11:56,600 00:11:58,500 I'm probably not gonna stop laughing til next week. I'm probably not gonna stop laughing til next week.
363 00:11:58,533 00:12:01,200 Now Akim, you gotta be careful today. Now Akim, you gotta be careful today.
364 00:12:01,233 00:12:02,633 'Cause you're gonna be working with some 'Cause you're gonna be working with some
365 00:12:02,667 00:12:04,433 deadly, meat-eating flies. deadly, meat-eating flies.
366 00:12:04,467 00:12:06,066 And don't take this the wrong way, And don't take this the wrong way,
367 00:12:06,066 00:12:08,567 but you look delicious! but you look delicious!
368 00:12:12,133 00:12:13,367 I'm Dr. Ash. I'm Dr. Ash.
369 00:12:13,400 00:12:15,367 I'm a scientist whose specialty is insects. I'm a scientist whose specialty is insects.
370 00:12:15,400 00:12:16,367 Okay. Okay.
371 00:12:16,400 00:12:18,633 We've actually discovered a new species of fly, We've actually discovered a new species of fly,
372 00:12:18,667 00:12:19,533 Oh. Oh.
373 00:12:19,567 00:12:20,767 We're calling it the Amazonian Ash Fly, We're calling it the Amazonian Ash Fly,
374 00:12:20,800 00:12:22,934 because it was my discovery. because it was my discovery.
375 00:12:22,967 00:12:26,734 So, I have an assistant, but he's late, as he tends to be, So, I have an assistant, but he's late, as he tends to be,
376 00:12:26,767 00:12:29,433 so I'm a little bit irritated about that. so I'm a little bit irritated about that.
377 00:12:29,467 00:12:30,934 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
378 00:12:30,967 00:12:32,967 All I'm gonna need you to do is just take a test tube, All I'm gonna need you to do is just take a test tube,
379 00:12:33,066 00:12:34,433 label each one-- label each one--
380 00:12:34,467 00:12:35,900 That's for record purposes, yeah? That's for record purposes, yeah?
381 00:12:35,934 00:12:36,800 Yeah. Yeah.
382 00:12:36,834 00:12:37,867 -Awesome! -No problem. -Awesome! -No problem.
383 00:12:39,066 00:12:41,233 [humming] [humming]
384 00:12:42,667 00:12:44,967 Oh hey, pleased to meet you, I'm Robert. Oh hey, pleased to meet you, I'm Robert.
385 00:12:45,066 00:12:45,800 Akim. Akim.
386 00:12:45,834 00:12:46,633 How's it going? How's it going?
387 00:12:46,667 00:12:47,600 It's going well. It's going well.
388 00:12:47,633 00:12:48,734 What's she got you doing? What's she got you doing?
389 00:12:48,767 00:12:52,734 She was telling me that she had found the Ash Flies in-- She was telling me that she had found the Ash Flies in--
390 00:12:52,767 00:12:53,900 What? What?
391 00:12:53,934 00:12:54,734 Huh? Huh?
392 00:12:54,767 00:12:55,567 The Ash Flies? The Ash Flies?
393 00:12:55,600 00:12:56,633 Yeah. Yeah.
394 00:12:56,667 00:12:57,934 They're actually called the Amazonian Dayton Flies. They're actually called the Amazonian Dayton Flies.
395 00:12:57,967 00:12:58,767 Oh yeah? Oh yeah?
396 00:12:58,800 00:12:59,734 After me, yeah. After me, yeah.
397 00:12:59,767 00:13:01,367 My full name's Robert Dayton. My full name's Robert Dayton.
398 00:13:01,400 00:13:02,200 Robert Dayton? Robert Dayton?
399 00:13:02,233 00:13:03,433 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
400 00:13:03,467 00:13:05,166 So, I'm the one who found them, so. So, I'm the one who found them, so.
401 00:13:06,300 00:13:07,400 Come on, I'll show ya. Come on, I'll show ya.
402 00:13:08,600 00:13:09,400 Ooh. Ooh.
403 00:13:09,433 00:13:10,266 Yeah, this is them! Yeah, this is them!
404 00:13:13,400 00:13:15,900 The interesting thing about the Dayton Fly, The interesting thing about the Dayton Fly,
405 00:13:15,934 00:13:17,567 is that they're carnivorous. is that they're carnivorous.
406 00:13:17,600 00:13:18,433 Oh, for real? Oh, for real?
407 00:13:18,467 00:13:19,433 Yeah. Yeah.
408 00:13:19,467 00:13:22,166 We have been starving these guys for two weeks. We have been starving these guys for two weeks.
409 00:13:22,200 00:13:26,500 They're very, very hungry. [laughs] They're very, very hungry. [laughs]
410 00:13:27,767 00:13:28,600 Oh hi, Robert. Oh hi, Robert.
411 00:13:28,633 00:13:30,400 Nice of you to join us. Nice of you to join us.
412 00:13:30,433 00:13:34,233 I see Robert's showing you the Ash Fly. I see Robert's showing you the Ash Fly.
413 00:13:34,266 00:13:35,166 Dayton Fly. Dayton Fly.
414 00:13:35,200 00:13:36,400 Okay, he's still on this. Okay, he's still on this.
415 00:13:36,433 00:13:38,734 I went all the way out on that branch I went all the way out on that branch
416 00:13:38,767 00:13:40,367 to catch this Dayton Fly. to catch this Dayton Fly.
417 00:13:40,400 00:13:43,100 You were four feet over the ground. You were four feet over the ground.
418 00:13:43,133 00:13:44,667 Robert, feed 'em in a couple of minutes, Robert, feed 'em in a couple of minutes,
419 00:13:44,700 00:13:46,367 Akim, let's go back and we'll finish up Akim, let's go back and we'll finish up
420 00:13:46,400 00:13:47,367 the test tubes and stuff like that, okay? the test tubes and stuff like that, okay?
421 00:13:47,400 00:13:48,600 Alright, cool. Alright, cool.
422 00:13:48,633 00:13:50,500 I feel completely unprofessional right now. I feel completely unprofessional right now.
423 00:13:50,533 00:13:52,166 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
424 00:13:52,200 00:13:54,066 Don't you think this is an important discovery? Don't you think this is an important discovery?
425 00:13:54,066 00:13:56,467 It's a brand new species, like you said, right? It's a brand new species, like you said, right?
426 00:13:56,500 00:13:57,433 Yeah. Yeah.
427 00:13:57,467 00:14:00,133 [Robert yells] Ah jeez! [Robert yells] Ah jeez!
428 00:14:00,166 00:14:01,200 He's in trouble! He's in trouble!
429 00:14:01,233 00:14:03,166 Oh, he's such a klutz. Oh, he's such a klutz.
430 00:14:03,200 00:14:04,967 What'd you do, man? What'd you do, man?
431 00:14:05,066 00:14:05,900 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
432 00:14:05,934 00:14:07,600 I was just feeding it, I-- I was just feeding it, I--
433 00:14:07,633 00:14:09,600 We need a first aid kit. We need a first aid kit.
434 00:14:09,633 00:14:10,500 Where's Dr. Ash? Where's Dr. Ash?
435 00:14:10,533 00:14:11,400 [Dr. Ash] Robert? [Dr. Ash] Robert?
436 00:14:11,433 00:14:12,333 What! What!
437 00:14:12,367 00:14:13,400 I've had enough of this. I've had enough of this.
438 00:14:13,433 00:14:15,333 It is too many accidents, to many fuck ups, alright? It is too many accidents, to many fuck ups, alright?
439 00:14:15,367 00:14:16,967 You're out. You're out.
440 00:14:17,066 00:14:17,800 She just fired you? She just fired you?
441 00:14:17,834 00:14:20,266 This is my fly. This is my fly.
442 00:14:20,300 00:14:21,934 The Dayton Fly. The Dayton Fly.
443 00:14:21,967 00:14:23,500 [Dr. Ash] You are fired. [Dr. Ash] You are fired.
444 00:14:23,533 00:14:26,700 [Robert] You know what, I don't give a shit anymore. [Robert] You know what, I don't give a shit anymore.
445 00:14:26,734 00:14:27,834 [yells] [yells]
446 00:14:27,867 00:14:29,100 [Dr. Ash] What are you doing? [Dr. Ash] What are you doing?
447 00:14:29,133 00:14:30,900 They're very smart, what are you doing? They're very smart, what are you doing?
448 00:14:30,934 00:14:32,066 He's just, he's going crazy. He's just, he's going crazy.
449 00:14:32,066 00:14:32,934 Jesus. Jesus.
450 00:14:32,967 00:14:34,233 Hit the emergency button! Hit the emergency button!
451 00:14:35,266 00:14:36,467 [alarm sounds] Oh no, ah man! [alarm sounds] Oh no, ah man!
452 00:14:36,500 00:14:37,834 -I don't believe this. -We're in lockdown. -I don't believe this. -We're in lockdown.
453 00:14:37,867 00:14:40,500 These flies will go in any orifice. These flies will go in any orifice.
454 00:14:40,533 00:14:43,100 They will eat your flesh from the inside out. They will eat your flesh from the inside out.
455 00:14:43,133 00:14:44,200 You want the repellent? You want the repellent?
456 00:14:44,233 00:14:45,066 Spray it! Spray it!
457 00:14:45,100 00:14:46,500 I'm spraying it, man. I'm spraying it, man.
458 00:14:46,533 00:14:49,266 Do not inhale the spray, it is highly toxic. Do not inhale the spray, it is highly toxic.
459 00:14:49,300 00:14:51,333 -Put the mask on! -Put on the mask! -Put the mask on! -Put on the mask!
460 00:14:51,367 00:14:52,567 Oh my goodness me. Oh my goodness me.
461 00:14:52,600 00:14:53,500 Gimme the damn spray, man! Gimme the damn spray, man!
462 00:14:53,533 00:14:54,700 [Robert] Spray 'em down! [Robert] Spray 'em down!
463 00:14:56,333 00:14:58,066 They will get into your sinus cavity They will get into your sinus cavity
464 00:14:58,066 00:14:59,533 and then burrow their way out. and then burrow their way out.
465 00:15:01,066 00:15:03,367 They're swarming, man, I don't believe this. They're swarming, man, I don't believe this.
466 00:15:03,400 00:15:04,266 Ow! Ow!
467 00:15:04,300 00:15:05,100 Oh no. Oh no.
468 00:15:05,133 00:15:05,967 No, no. No, no.
469 00:15:08,133 00:15:10,300 [yelling] [yelling]
470 00:15:14,233 00:15:16,066 Shit, is he dead? Shit, is he dead?
471 00:15:16,066 00:15:18,500 Akim, there is only one way out of this. Akim, there is only one way out of this.
472 00:15:18,533 00:15:20,100 What's the one way? What's the one way?
473 00:15:20,133 00:15:21,200 I have to put you-- I have to put you--
474 00:15:22,433 00:15:23,400 What's the one way? What's the one way?
475 00:15:23,433 00:15:24,834 On Scare Tactics. On Scare Tactics.
476 00:15:27,700 00:15:28,834 Oh. Oh.
477 00:15:28,867 00:15:30,967 Your friend Orlando set you up. Your friend Orlando set you up.
478 00:15:31,066 00:15:32,867 Son of a gun! Son of a gun!
479 00:15:32,900 00:15:34,166 [laughing] [laughing]
480 00:15:34,200 00:15:35,667 get out of my face, guy! get out of my face, guy!
481 00:15:35,700 00:15:37,133 [laughing] [laughing]
482 00:15:37,166 00:15:40,400 You shoulda seen your face! [laughs] You shoulda seen your face! [laughs]
483 00:15:40,433 00:15:42,900 I was in with carnivorous flies. I was in with carnivorous flies.
484 00:15:42,934 00:15:44,600 Carnivorous flies! Carnivorous flies!
485 00:15:46,166 00:15:47,467 I thought I woulda died. I thought I woulda died.
486 00:15:48,633 00:15:52,600 Tracy Morgan, you scared the bejesus out of me. Tracy Morgan, you scared the bejesus out of me.
487 00:15:52,633 00:15:53,767 I hate you so much! I hate you so much!
488 00:15:56,066 00:15:58,166 No need to be angry Akim! No need to be angry Akim!
489 00:15:58,200 00:16:01,734 You're alive, you're a TV star, win-win! You're alive, you're a TV star, win-win!
490 00:16:01,767 00:16:02,967 Still to come: Still to come:
491 00:16:03,066 00:16:04,200 Basically you guys are just gonna be Basically you guys are just gonna be
492 00:16:04,233 00:16:06,066 putting together some loot bags and putting together some loot bags and
493 00:16:06,100 00:16:08,367 you're gonna be doing a clown show. you're gonna be doing a clown show.
494 00:16:08,400 00:16:09,600 That looks awesome. That looks awesome.
495 00:16:09,633 00:16:11,967 Yeah, I'm a clown. Yeah, I'm a clown.
496 00:16:12,066 00:16:13,500 Need to liven up the party? Need to liven up the party?
497 00:16:13,533 00:16:14,567 Send in the clowns! Send in the clowns!
498 00:16:14,600 00:16:15,433 Honk honk! Honk honk!
499 00:16:17,934 00:16:19,133 [clown] Oh my God! [clown] Oh my God!
500 00:16:19,166 00:16:21,066 You're gonna stay and you're gonna perform. You're gonna stay and you're gonna perform.
501 00:16:21,066 00:16:21,834 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
502 00:16:21,867 00:16:22,867 [host] Make this party perfect. [host] Make this party perfect.
503 00:16:30,734 00:16:33,133 Who feels like clowning around with Giorgio? Who feels like clowning around with Giorgio?
504 00:16:33,166 00:16:34,734 I do! I do!
505 00:16:34,767 00:16:36,834 Giorgio's buddy, Mike, got him an opportunity Giorgio's buddy, Mike, got him an opportunity
506 00:16:36,867 00:16:38,667 to make some easy money. to make some easy money.
507 00:16:38,700 00:16:40,667 All he's gotta do is help out and perform All he's gotta do is help out and perform
508 00:16:40,700 00:16:43,066 at a kid's birthday party. at a kid's birthday party.
509 00:16:43,066 00:16:44,934 I wanna put Giorgio on Scare Tactics I wanna put Giorgio on Scare Tactics
510 00:16:44,967 00:16:47,700 because he's always annoying people with his guitar. because he's always annoying people with his guitar.
511 00:16:47,734 00:16:49,800 He made us suffer, so we're gonna make him suffer He made us suffer, so we're gonna make him suffer
512 00:16:49,834 00:16:51,367 on Scare Tactics. on Scare Tactics.
513 00:16:51,400 00:16:55,400 Giorgio, this is gonna be one unforgettable celebration. Giorgio, this is gonna be one unforgettable celebration.
514 00:16:55,433 00:16:59,333 I'm talking balloon animals, clowns, and a birthday girl I'm talking balloon animals, clowns, and a birthday girl
515 00:16:59,367 00:17:02,066 who only exists in her father's demented mind. who only exists in her father's demented mind.
516 00:17:05,567 00:17:08,400 Today is my daughter Olivia's fifth birthday party. Today is my daughter Olivia's fifth birthday party.
517 00:17:08,433 00:17:09,867 I've been working on it for months, I've been working on it for months,
518 00:17:09,900 00:17:12,934 like I literally put months of time and work in it. like I literally put months of time and work in it.
519 00:17:12,967 00:17:14,233 Basically you guys are just gonna be Basically you guys are just gonna be
520 00:17:14,266 00:17:15,767 putting together some loot bags, putting together some loot bags,
521 00:17:15,800 00:17:18,066 and you're gonna be doing a clown show. and you're gonna be doing a clown show.
522 00:17:18,100 00:17:19,967 I shoulda brought my guitar or something. I shoulda brought my guitar or something.
523 00:17:20,066 00:17:22,066 Oh man, that woulda been amazing. Oh man, that woulda been amazing.
524 00:17:22,066 00:17:23,266 Oh, that's too bad, yeah. Oh, that's too bad, yeah.
525 00:17:23,300 00:17:24,500 Yeah, I coulda brought mine too, Yeah, I coulda brought mine too,
526 00:17:24,533 00:17:25,633 we coulda totally jammed or whatever. we coulda totally jammed or whatever.
527 00:17:25,667 00:17:26,533 That woulda been awesome. That woulda been awesome.
528 00:17:26,567 00:17:27,367 Ha! Ha!
529 00:17:27,400 00:17:28,367 I love parties! I love parties!
530 00:17:28,400 00:17:30,066 I mean, Olivia loves parties. I mean, Olivia loves parties.
531 00:17:31,266 00:17:32,066 Ssh. Ssh.
532 00:17:32,100 00:17:33,266 Ssh. Ssh.
533 00:17:33,300 00:17:34,266 Back in a sec. Back in a sec.
534 00:17:34,300 00:17:35,133 Okay. Okay.
535 00:17:39,300 00:17:41,767 What do you think of that guy? What do you think of that guy?
536 00:17:41,800 00:17:43,834 Sort of thinking of Sort of thinking of
537 00:17:43,867 00:17:44,934 unstable. unstable.
538 00:17:44,967 00:17:47,467 Like, unhinged? [laughs] Like, unhinged? [laughs]
539 00:17:47,500 00:17:49,567 These are so fun, have you ever done one of these? These are so fun, have you ever done one of these?
540 00:17:49,600 00:17:50,400 No. No.
541 00:17:50,433 00:17:51,233 Do it. Do it.
542 00:17:51,266 00:17:52,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
543 00:17:53,533 00:17:54,767 [both laugh] [both laugh]
544 00:17:54,800 00:17:55,734 Okay. Okay.
545 00:17:55,767 00:17:57,200 Got the costumes. Got the costumes.
546 00:17:57,233 00:17:58,433 Oh great! Oh great!
547 00:17:58,467 00:18:01,066 Did someone fire off a confetti cannon? Did someone fire off a confetti cannon?
548 00:18:03,300 00:18:04,200 Oh yeah, we were-- Oh yeah, we were--
549 00:18:04,233 00:18:05,900 Yeah, it's not for you. Yeah, it's not for you.
550 00:18:09,233 00:18:10,066 Okay. Okay.
551 00:18:15,600 00:18:16,767 What was that? What was that?
552 00:18:19,734 00:18:20,900 He gave me a weird stare. He gave me a weird stare.
553 00:18:20,934 00:18:22,166 Oh it's so crazy. Oh it's so crazy.
554 00:18:22,200 00:18:24,633 I don't know, I'm just gonna go with the flow. I don't know, I'm just gonna go with the flow.
555 00:18:24,667 00:18:25,567 Yeah. Yeah.
556 00:18:25,600 00:18:27,433 I think we just put this on over our clothes. I think we just put this on over our clothes.
557 00:18:30,800 00:18:33,066 There you go, that looks awesome! There you go, that looks awesome!
558 00:18:33,066 00:18:34,367 I am a clown. I am a clown.
559 00:18:34,400 00:18:36,266 What do you want on your face? What do you want on your face?
560 00:18:36,300 00:18:37,233 Like a happy face? Like a happy face?
561 00:18:37,266 00:18:38,967 Yeah that's probably good. Yeah that's probably good.
562 00:18:39,066 00:18:40,400 [small voice] Open the door! [small voice] Open the door!
563 00:18:40,433 00:18:41,633 What was that? What was that?
564 00:18:41,667 00:18:42,900 [small voice] Can you open the door? [small voice] Can you open the door?
565 00:18:42,934 00:18:44,667 Please open the door. Please open the door.
566 00:18:46,667 00:18:48,367 [clown] Oh my God! [clown] Oh my God!
567 00:18:48,400 00:18:50,900 I've been in there for days. I've been in there for days.
568 00:18:50,934 00:18:54,066 There's no party, he's fucking crazy! There's no party, he's fucking crazy!
569 00:18:55,667 00:18:57,467 Ssh, you shouldn't be yelling that then, Ssh, you shouldn't be yelling that then,
570 00:18:57,500 00:18:58,567 if he really is crazy. if he really is crazy.
571 00:18:58,600 00:18:59,734 Oh my God. Oh my God.
572 00:18:59,767 00:19:01,300 No, can you please be quiet then, No, can you please be quiet then,
573 00:19:01,333 00:19:03,533 'cause if we're in serious danger you can't be yelling. 'cause if we're in serious danger you can't be yelling.
574 00:19:03,567 00:19:04,900 No, no, no! No, no, no!
575 00:19:04,934 00:19:06,100 I don't know if he's over there! I don't know if he's over there!
576 00:19:06,133 00:19:07,500 No, please, stop yelling! No, please, stop yelling!
577 00:19:07,533 00:19:08,767 I don't wanna stay here! I don't wanna stay here!
578 00:19:08,800 00:19:10,066 [screams] [screams]
579 00:19:10,100 00:19:11,100 Oh my God! Oh my God!
580 00:19:14,200 00:19:17,200 I told her she couldn't leave until the party was perfect! I told her she couldn't leave until the party was perfect!
581 00:19:20,867 00:19:22,066 You're gonna stay and you're gonna perform! You're gonna stay and you're gonna perform!
582 00:19:22,066 00:19:23,066 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
583 00:19:23,100 00:19:24,066 Make this party perfect. Make this party perfect.
584 00:19:24,066 00:19:25,100 Do some balloon animals! Do some balloon animals!
585 00:19:25,133 00:19:25,967 Okay. Okay.
586 00:19:29,300 00:19:30,667 Hurry up! Hurry up!
587 00:19:30,700 00:19:31,500 We're doing it, okay? We're doing it, okay?
588 00:19:31,533 00:19:32,433 We're doing it! We're doing it!
589 00:19:32,467 00:19:33,433 [confetti cannon explodes] [confetti cannon explodes]
590 00:19:33,467 00:19:34,433 [yells] Oh my God. [yells] Oh my God.
591 00:19:34,467 00:19:35,266 You! You!
592 00:19:35,300 00:19:36,100 Get over here right now! Get over here right now!
593 00:19:36,133 00:19:37,600 Get over here! Get over here!
594 00:19:37,633 00:19:39,066 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
595 00:19:39,066 00:19:39,934 Shake my hand. Shake my hand.
596 00:19:41,233 00:19:43,233 [yells] [yells]
597 00:19:44,467 00:19:47,867 [intense music] [intense music]
598 00:19:47,900 00:19:48,867 You're on a show! You're on a show!
599 00:19:48,900 00:19:49,700 This is a TV show! This is a TV show!
600 00:19:49,734 00:19:51,133 Giorgio it's a joke! Giorgio it's a joke!
601 00:19:51,166 00:19:53,200 It's just a joke, it was all a joke. It's just a joke, it was all a joke.
602 00:19:53,233 00:19:54,700 You're on Scare Tactics! You're on Scare Tactics!
603 00:19:55,367 00:19:57,934 [host] You're okay, your friend Mike set you up! [host] You're okay, your friend Mike set you up!
604 00:19:57,967 00:20:00,734 Seriously, your face is priceless. Seriously, your face is priceless.
605 00:20:00,767 00:20:02,133 I'm sorry though, it was all a joke. I'm sorry though, it was all a joke.
606 00:20:02,166 00:20:03,600 Will you come back? Will you come back?
607 00:20:03,633 00:20:06,300 I thought that was a survival test right there. I thought that was a survival test right there.
608 00:20:06,333 00:20:08,433 So what did you think just happened? So what did you think just happened?
609 00:20:08,467 00:20:10,667 I thought I was in a horror movie right now. I thought I was in a horror movie right now.
610 00:20:10,700 00:20:11,633 I was like, I was like,
611 00:20:12,600 00:20:14,066 oh my God. oh my God.
612 00:20:14,100 00:20:15,567 [laughs] [laughs]
613 00:20:16,567 00:20:17,400 Man! Man!
614 00:20:18,834 00:20:19,667 Come here, give me a hug. Come here, give me a hug.
615 00:20:19,700 00:20:20,500 You would! You would!
616 00:20:20,533 00:20:21,533 What the fuck, dude! What the fuck, dude!
617 00:20:21,567 00:20:22,767 Wow. Wow.
618 00:20:22,800 00:20:24,767 People always think that these things are People always think that these things are
619 00:20:24,800 00:20:26,734 actually acted out and stuff, actually acted out and stuff,
620 00:20:26,767 00:20:28,033 like reality TV's not real. like reality TV's not real.
621 00:20:28,066 00:20:29,867 That definitely felt real and I definitely That definitely felt real and I definitely
622 00:20:29,900 00:20:31,800 thought I was gonna die. thought I was gonna die.
623 00:20:34,200 00:20:35,800 Wait a second Giorgio! Wait a second Giorgio!
624 00:20:35,834 00:20:37,400 I thought I'd seen everything! I thought I'd seen everything!
625 00:20:37,433 00:20:40,100 But a birthday clown with a bad case of the runs? But a birthday clown with a bad case of the runs?
626 00:20:40,133 00:20:42,000 You take the cake! You take the cake!
627 00:20:42,033 00:20:43,367 That's it for now. That's it for now.
628 00:20:43,400 00:20:46,000 Until next time, sleep with one eye open, baby. Until next time, sleep with one eye open, baby.
629 00:20:46,033 00:20:47,433 Or this could happen to you. Or this could happen to you.
630 00:20:48,834 00:20:50,400 Andy! Andy!
631 00:20:50,433 00:20:51,233 [growls] [growls]
632 00:20:51,266 00:20:52,166 Oh my God! Oh my God!
633 00:20:52,200 00:20:53,233 Oh my God! Oh my God!
634 00:20:53,266 00:20:54,066 [growls] [growls]
635 00:20:54,100 00:20:54,900 Oh God! Oh God!
636 00:20:54,934 00:20:55,834 Oh my God! Oh my God!
637 00:20:55,867 00:20:57,166 Oh my God! Oh my God!
638 00:20:57,200 00:20:58,333 Oh my God! Oh my God!
639 00:20:58,367 00:20:59,767 Oh my God! Oh my God!
640 00:20:59,800 00:21:00,967 Hurry up! Hurry up!
641 00:21:01,066 00:21:01,967 We're doing it, okay? We're doing it, okay?
642 00:21:02,066 00:21:02,800 We're doing it! We're doing it!
643 00:21:02,834 00:21:03,667 [confetti cannon explodes] [confetti cannon explodes]
644 00:21:03,700 00:21:04,633 [yells] Oh my God. [yells] Oh my God.
645 00:21:04,667 00:21:05,834 Stop, stop! Stop, stop!
646 00:21:05,867 00:21:07,567 Giorgio, Giorgio, stop, it was all a joke. Giorgio, Giorgio, stop, it was all a joke.
647 00:21:07,600 00:21:09,934 [yelling in tongues] [yelling in tongues]
648 00:21:09,967 00:21:10,800 Holy! Holy!
649 00:21:11,633 00:21:12,767 Oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, hey, hey, hey!
650 00:21:12,800 00:21:13,800 Oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, hey, hey, hey!
651 00:21:13,834 00:21:15,633 Look man, there's blood and everything, holy crap! Look man, there's blood and everything, holy crap!
652 00:21:15,667 00:21:16,867 [Robert] Spray 'em down! [Robert] Spray 'em down!
653 00:21:16,900 00:21:18,333 They will get into your sinus cavity They will get into your sinus cavity
654 00:21:18,367 00:21:19,734 and then burrow their way out. and then burrow their way out.
655 00:21:19,767 00:21:21,800 [yells] [yells]
656 00:21:21,834 00:21:23,500 What's the one way? What's the one way?
657 00:21:23,533 00:21:24,767 See ya. See ya.