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1 00:00:11,166 00:00:13,734 Soon enough, everyone will know who we are. Soon enough, everyone will know who we are.
2 00:00:13,767 00:00:14,667 -Green Fist. -Green Fist. -Green Fist. -Green Fist.
3 00:00:14,700 00:00:16,266 You're an eco-terrorist. You're an eco-terrorist.
4 00:00:16,300 00:00:17,867 [exploding] [screaming] [exploding] [screaming]
5 00:00:17,900 00:00:18,700 [gun fires] [gun fires]
6 00:00:18,734 00:00:20,333 [screaming] [screaming]
7 00:00:20,367 00:00:21,266 The woman who actually was living The woman who actually was living
8 00:00:21,300 00:00:22,934 in this house took her own life. in this house took her own life.
9 00:00:22,967 00:00:23,800 Oh. Oh.
10 00:00:23,834 00:00:24,667 Do you think this is the same one Do you think this is the same one
11 00:00:24,700 00:00:26,000 she was wearing in that picture? she was wearing in that picture?
12 00:00:26,033 00:00:27,800 [screaming] [screaming]
13 00:00:27,834 00:00:29,000 Oh my god! Oh my god!
14 00:00:29,033 00:00:31,767 Jack Chester Smith, you are my guru. Jack Chester Smith, you are my guru.
15 00:00:31,800 00:00:33,467 Some people do call it a cult. Some people do call it a cult.
16 00:00:33,500 00:00:34,367 A cult. A cult.
17 00:00:34,400 00:00:35,700 [Jack] Let's get ready for the rebirth. [Jack] Let's get ready for the rebirth.
18 00:00:35,734 00:00:36,567 Let go! Let go!
19 00:00:36,600 00:00:37,800 [coughing] [coughing]
20 00:00:37,834 00:00:38,967 Hey! Hey!
21 00:00:39,000 00:00:41,367 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
22 00:00:41,400 00:00:42,200 [screaming] [screaming]
23 00:00:42,233 00:00:43,233 Oh my god! Oh my god!
24 00:00:43,266 00:00:45,567 [screaming] [screaming]
25 00:00:47,266 00:00:49,233 Do it again! Do it again!
26 00:00:49,266 00:00:50,266 Are you scared? Are you scared?
27 00:00:50,300 00:00:51,300 You shouldn't be! You shouldn't be!
28 00:00:52,767 00:00:55,400 [heart beating] [heart beating]
29 00:00:56,700 00:00:59,467 What's up? I'm Tracy Morgan and welcome back What's up? I'm Tracy Morgan and welcome back
30 00:00:59,500 00:01:02,300 to another heaping helping of Scare Tactics. to another heaping helping of Scare Tactics.
31 00:01:02,333 00:01:05,133 On tonight's menu, we've got all of your favorites. On tonight's menu, we've got all of your favorites.
32 00:01:05,166 00:01:10,166 Monsters, maniacs, massive explosions, mm, delicious! Monsters, maniacs, massive explosions, mm, delicious!
33 00:01:10,633 00:01:12,734 Let's get things started with Sarah. Let's get things started with Sarah.
34 00:01:12,767 00:01:16,066 Sarah's friend Karisma knows she loves to party. Sarah's friend Karisma knows she loves to party.
35 00:01:16,066 00:01:18,967 So she let her get with an event planner. So she let her get with an event planner.
36 00:01:19,066 00:01:20,633 During the four years of knowing her During the four years of knowing her
37 00:01:20,667 00:01:23,400 I've never seen her get scared and tonight will be I've never seen her get scared and tonight will be
38 00:01:23,433 00:01:26,533 the perfect night to see the fear come out of her. the perfect night to see the fear come out of her.
39 00:01:26,567 00:01:28,100 Now Sarah, there's one thing Now Sarah, there's one thing
40 00:01:28,133 00:01:29,834 we probably should have told you. we probably should have told you.
41 00:01:29,867 00:01:31,867 You're not planning a party as much You're not planning a party as much
42 00:01:31,900 00:01:35,367 as you're helping plan an attack on a nuclear facility. as you're helping plan an attack on a nuclear facility.
43 00:01:35,400 00:01:37,400 I'm sure you'll do great. I'm sure you'll do great.
44 00:01:37,433 00:01:40,433 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
45 00:01:44,066 00:01:46,333 [man] This is kind of like supposed to be a secret party. [man] This is kind of like supposed to be a secret party.
46 00:01:46,367 00:01:47,600 Oh, really? Oh, really?
47 00:01:47,633 00:01:49,633 Is this appropriate, what I'm wearing? Is this appropriate, what I'm wearing?
48 00:01:49,667 00:01:50,467 Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine.
49 00:01:50,500 00:01:51,600 It's fine? It's fine?
50 00:01:51,633 00:01:53,066 [man] Yeah, shouldn't be a problem. [man] Yeah, shouldn't be a problem.
51 00:01:53,066 00:01:55,066 So that's where we're headed, over there. So that's where we're headed, over there.
52 00:01:55,100 00:01:57,066 There's a nuclear plant down there. There's a nuclear plant down there.
53 00:02:00,200 00:02:01,600 How do you feel about nuclear power? How do you feel about nuclear power?
54 00:02:01,633 00:02:04,633 Honestly, it kinda trips me out a little bit. Honestly, it kinda trips me out a little bit.
55 00:02:04,667 00:02:06,066 Yeah, trips me out too. Yeah, trips me out too.
56 00:02:06,100 00:02:06,900 I don't really like it. I don't really like it.
57 00:02:06,934 00:02:08,533 And not in a good way. And not in a good way.
58 00:02:08,567 00:02:10,567 This is Sarah, this is Vanessa. This is Sarah, this is Vanessa.
59 00:02:10,600 00:02:11,400 Hi, nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you.
60 00:02:11,433 00:02:12,233 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
61 00:02:12,266 00:02:13,233 Thank you. Thank you.
62 00:02:13,266 00:02:14,133 Alright, well you'll show Sarah what to do then? Alright, well you'll show Sarah what to do then?
63 00:02:14,166 00:02:16,266 Yeah, absolutely, it's a big night. Yeah, absolutely, it's a big night.
64 00:02:16,300 00:02:17,567 Want everyone to have a blast. Want everyone to have a blast.
65 00:02:17,600 00:02:19,066 A real blast. A real blast.
66 00:02:19,066 00:02:21,500 So we're hoping you're gonna help us out with that. So we're hoping you're gonna help us out with that.
67 00:02:21,533 00:02:22,333 Yeah, no worries! Yeah, no worries!
68 00:02:22,367 00:02:23,166 [laughs] [laughs]
69 00:02:23,200 00:02:24,066 Yeah, you're ready? Yeah, you're ready?
70 00:02:24,066 00:02:24,934 I'm ready. I'm ready.
71 00:02:24,967 00:02:25,767 I'm just gonna get my stuff. I'm just gonna get my stuff.
72 00:02:25,800 00:02:26,900 Okay. Okay.
73 00:02:26,934 00:02:28,367 Everything's gonna be different after this, Everything's gonna be different after this,
74 00:02:28,400 00:02:29,400 -that's for sure. -Yeah? -that's for sure. -Yeah?
75 00:02:29,433 00:02:31,066 Green Fist? Green Fist?
76 00:02:31,100 00:02:32,266 Have you heard of us before? Have you heard of us before?
77 00:02:33,266 00:02:34,300 Of Green Fist, no. Of Green Fist, no.
78 00:02:34,333 00:02:36,700 Soon enough, everyone will know who we are. Soon enough, everyone will know who we are.
79 00:02:36,734 00:02:39,100 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
80 00:02:39,133 00:02:40,767 I really hope it goes well. I really hope it goes well.
81 00:02:40,800 00:02:42,066 Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.
82 00:02:42,066 00:02:43,066 Me too. Me too.
83 00:02:43,066 00:02:44,467 There's three of us. There's three of us.
84 00:02:44,500 00:02:46,066 I'm gonna give you, Sarah, this walkie-talkie. I'm gonna give you, Sarah, this walkie-talkie.
85 00:02:46,066 00:02:47,266 Okay. Okay.
86 00:02:47,300 00:02:48,633 So just use it when the time is right. So just use it when the time is right.
87 00:02:48,667 00:02:49,600 Okay. Okay.
88 00:02:49,633 00:02:50,567 Vanessa will let you know-- Vanessa will let you know--
89 00:02:50,600 00:02:51,533 When the time is right. When the time is right.
90 00:02:51,567 00:02:52,800 When the time is right. When the time is right.
91 00:02:52,834 00:02:53,800 [Vanessa] When the time is right. [Vanessa] When the time is right.
92 00:02:53,834 00:02:54,667 Okay? Okay?
93 00:02:54,700 00:02:55,533 Yeah. Yeah.
94 00:02:55,567 00:02:56,400 [laughs] [laughs]
95 00:02:56,433 00:02:57,266 [huffing] [huffing]
96 00:02:57,300 00:02:58,133 Green Fist. Green Fist.
97 00:02:58,166 00:02:59,066 Green Fist. Green Fist.
98 00:02:59,066 00:03:00,433 Green Fist. Green Fist.
99 00:03:00,467 00:03:01,500 Let's do this. Let's do this.
100 00:03:02,533 00:03:04,367 [exciting music] [exciting music]
101 00:03:04,400 00:03:06,734 [screaming] [screaming]
102 00:03:09,533 00:03:12,367 Shit, okay, shit, I gotta level with you... Shit, okay, shit, I gotta level with you...
103 00:03:12,400 00:03:13,200 Okay. Okay.
104 00:03:13,233 00:03:14,066 Really quickly. Really quickly.
105 00:03:14,066 00:03:15,266 Yup. Yup.
106 00:03:15,300 00:03:16,667 There's no party, it's a diversion. There's no party, it's a diversion.
107 00:03:16,700 00:03:19,100 We're part of an anti-nuclear organization, okay? We're part of an anti-nuclear organization, okay?
108 00:03:19,133 00:03:20,867 We're here to blow up the reactors. We're here to blow up the reactors.
109 00:03:22,066 00:03:22,967 [car braking] [car braking]
110 00:03:23,066 00:03:24,233 Okay, just play it cool. Okay, just play it cool.
111 00:03:24,266 00:03:25,700 I'm just gonna agree with whatever you say. I'm just gonna agree with whatever you say.
112 00:03:25,734 00:03:27,233 Just want you to step around front for me please. Just want you to step around front for me please.
113 00:03:27,266 00:03:28,467 Come around front, miss. Come around front, miss.
114 00:03:29,867 00:03:31,500 We're military security, what are you two doing here? We're military security, what are you two doing here?
115 00:03:31,533 00:03:34,133 We're just having a quick gathering. We're just having a quick gathering.
116 00:03:34,166 00:03:35,633 When you guys came in did you see the signs? When you guys came in did you see the signs?
117 00:03:35,667 00:03:38,266 I don't know what signs you're talking about, I don't know what signs you're talking about,
118 00:03:38,300 00:03:39,300 to be honest with you, I don't really know to be honest with you, I don't really know
119 00:03:39,333 00:03:40,967 what's going on right now. what's going on right now.
120 00:03:41,066 00:03:42,066 What's your name? What's your name?
121 00:03:42,066 00:03:42,934 Sarah. Sarah.
122 00:03:42,967 00:03:43,867 You've got somethin' to hide. You've got somethin' to hide.
123 00:03:43,900 00:03:45,333 I have nothing to hide. I have nothing to hide.
124 00:03:45,367 00:03:47,834 [female guard] Sir, I need to see you at the car. [female guard] Sir, I need to see you at the car.
125 00:03:49,834 00:03:51,800 [Vanessa] Okay, now's the time, do the walkie. [Vanessa] Okay, now's the time, do the walkie.
126 00:03:51,834 00:03:52,633 Do the walkie? Do the walkie?
127 00:03:52,667 00:03:53,467 Do the walkie. Do the walkie.
128 00:03:53,500 00:03:54,633 How do I do this? How do I do this?
129 00:03:54,667 00:03:56,567 [beeping] [beeping]
130 00:03:56,600 00:04:00,734 [explosion] [screaming] [explosion] [screaming]
131 00:04:00,767 00:04:02,433 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
132 00:04:02,467 00:04:06,400 That's right, Green Fist man, Green Fist! That's right, Green Fist man, Green Fist!
133 00:04:06,433 00:04:08,467 You guys are the eco-terrorists, aren't you? You guys are the eco-terrorists, aren't you?
134 00:04:08,500 00:04:09,367 Eco-terrorists? Eco-terrorists?
135 00:04:10,367 00:04:12,567 [coughing] [coughing]
136 00:04:12,600 00:04:14,700 You blew it too soon! You blew it too soon!
137 00:04:14,734 00:04:15,767 [female guard] Stop right there! [female guard] Stop right there!
138 00:04:15,800 00:04:16,600 No nukes, oh shit! No nukes, oh shit!
139 00:04:16,633 00:04:17,433 [screaming] [screaming]
140 00:04:17,467 00:04:18,266 [gun fires] [gun fires]
141 00:04:18,300 00:04:20,133 [screaming] [screaming]
142 00:04:20,166 00:04:21,467 [gunshot] [screaming] [gunshot] [screaming]
143 00:04:21,500 00:04:22,734 Hand me that walkie. Hand me that walkie.
144 00:04:24,667 00:04:26,166 This is what you used? This is what you used?
145 00:04:26,200 00:04:28,066 It's a detonator, you did this. It's a detonator, you did this.
146 00:04:29,667 00:04:31,133 You're an eco-terrorist. You're an eco-terrorist.
147 00:04:32,066 00:04:33,367 Are you scared? Are you scared?
148 00:04:34,834 00:04:37,600 Fine, then we're gonna put you on Scare Tactics. Fine, then we're gonna put you on Scare Tactics.
149 00:04:39,600 00:04:40,667 [laughs] [laughs]
150 00:04:40,700 00:04:41,667 You guys did that to me? You guys did that to me?
151 00:04:41,700 00:04:43,967 Your friend Kara set you up. Your friend Kara set you up.
152 00:04:44,066 00:04:45,066 My girl did this to me? My girl did this to me?
153 00:04:45,066 00:04:46,734 Your girl did this to you. Your girl did this to you.
154 00:04:46,767 00:04:48,300 [laughing] [laughing]
155 00:04:48,333 00:04:49,533 You guys are shit heads, You guys are shit heads,
156 00:04:49,567 00:04:51,233 you guys had tears coming down my eyes. you guys had tears coming down my eyes.
157 00:04:51,266 00:04:53,500 [laughing] [laughing]
158 00:04:54,967 00:04:57,400 How do you feel now that you're a member of Green Fist? How do you feel now that you're a member of Green Fist?
159 00:04:57,433 00:04:58,300 [laughing] [laughing]
160 00:04:58,333 00:04:59,200 Holy shit. Holy shit.
161 00:05:01,667 00:05:04,166 Holy shit is right, Sarah! Holy shit is right, Sarah!
162 00:05:04,200 00:05:07,400 You are the bomb, for real. You are the bomb, for real.
163 00:05:07,433 00:05:08,600 Still to come. Still to come.
164 00:05:08,633 00:05:09,934 Some people do call it a cult. Some people do call it a cult.
165 00:05:09,967 00:05:10,800 A cult? A cult?
166 00:05:10,834 00:05:14,300 Jack Chester Smith, you are my guru! Jack Chester Smith, you are my guru!
167 00:05:14,333 00:05:19,066 You should never join a cult, especially if I'm a member. You should never join a cult, especially if I'm a member.
168 00:05:19,066 00:05:21,500 Give in, everybody, let go! Give in, everybody, let go!
169 00:05:21,533 00:05:22,333 [coughing] [coughing]
170 00:05:22,367 00:05:23,166 Nice. Nice.
171 00:05:23,200 00:05:26,200 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
172 00:05:27,567 00:05:31,400 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
173 00:05:31,433 00:05:34,066 Okay, let's keep things going with Joseph. Okay, let's keep things going with Joseph.
174 00:05:34,367 00:05:38,300 Joseph's uncle Gary convinced him to take a job helping out Joseph's uncle Gary convinced him to take a job helping out
175 00:05:38,333 00:05:42,467 at a life coaching seminar with my personal guru. at a life coaching seminar with my personal guru.
176 00:05:42,500 00:05:45,266 I wanna put my nephew, Joe, on Scare Tactics I wanna put my nephew, Joe, on Scare Tactics
177 00:05:45,300 00:05:47,567 because he acts like nothing can ever get him. because he acts like nothing can ever get him.
178 00:05:47,600 00:05:49,934 I seen him grow into a man and today, I seen him grow into a man and today,
179 00:05:49,967 00:05:52,433 I wanna see him cry like a big baby. I wanna see him cry like a big baby.
180 00:05:52,467 00:05:54,633 I think you'll like my life coach, Joseph. I think you'll like my life coach, Joseph.
181 00:05:54,667 00:05:57,467 But some people have a tough time with his methods. But some people have a tough time with his methods.
182 00:05:57,500 00:06:00,200 I call these people the living. I call these people the living.
183 00:06:00,233 00:06:03,100 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
184 00:06:05,300 00:06:07,066 This is Joe, he's gonna be helping us out today. This is Joe, he's gonna be helping us out today.
185 00:06:07,100 00:06:08,133 Oh, fantastic, are you familiar Oh, fantastic, are you familiar
186 00:06:08,166 00:06:10,300 with the message of the Enigma? with the message of the Enigma?
187 00:06:10,333 00:06:11,533 No, not at all. No, not at all.
188 00:06:11,567 00:06:13,066 No, well you're gonna get familiar with it today. No, well you're gonna get familiar with it today.
189 00:06:13,066 00:06:14,300 I appreciate it, just all I ask for I appreciate it, just all I ask for
190 00:06:14,333 00:06:15,800 is an open mind and an open heart. is an open mind and an open heart.
191 00:06:15,834 00:06:18,934 -Of course, absolutely. -Fantastic, that's great. -Of course, absolutely. -Fantastic, that's great.
192 00:06:18,967 00:06:20,900 [upbeat piano music] Hello, hello, hello. [upbeat piano music] Hello, hello, hello.
193 00:06:20,934 00:06:22,700 For those of you who have not met, this is Joe. For those of you who have not met, this is Joe.
194 00:06:22,734 00:06:24,500 He's gonna be helping us out today. He's gonna be helping us out today.
195 00:06:24,533 00:06:25,700 Nice to meet you guys. Nice to meet you guys.
196 00:06:25,734 00:06:27,834 We're just gonna show you guys a quick DVD We're just gonna show you guys a quick DVD
197 00:06:27,867 00:06:29,500 and then Joe's gonna introduce Jack. and then Joe's gonna introduce Jack.
198 00:06:29,533 00:06:30,834 Let's do that. Let's do that.
199 00:06:30,867 00:06:32,100 [Tracy voiceover] Do you want the power [Tracy voiceover] Do you want the power
200 00:06:32,133 00:06:33,333 to change your life? to change your life?
201 00:06:34,734 00:06:36,967 Hi, I'm Tracy Morgan. Hi, I'm Tracy Morgan.
202 00:06:37,066 00:06:40,133 The law of comfort says I don't have to work that hard. The law of comfort says I don't have to work that hard.
203 00:06:40,166 00:06:43,300 I wish for things, and I get them. I wish for things, and I get them.
204 00:06:43,333 00:06:45,100 They're that easy. They're that easy.
205 00:06:45,133 00:06:48,066 Jack Chester Smith, you are my guru! Jack Chester Smith, you are my guru!
206 00:06:50,467 00:06:52,567 [hands clapping] [hands clapping]
207 00:06:52,600 00:06:56,166 I give you the one, the only, Jack Smith! I give you the one, the only, Jack Smith!
208 00:06:56,200 00:06:58,367 [hands clapping] [hands clapping]
209 00:06:58,400 00:07:01,767 Thank you guys, thank you, thank you Joe, appreciate it. Thank you guys, thank you, thank you Joe, appreciate it.
210 00:07:01,800 00:07:04,367 The world that you're used to, the world you know, The world that you're used to, the world you know,
211 00:07:04,400 00:07:06,333 will end today, I promise you. will end today, I promise you.
212 00:07:06,367 00:07:10,900 [hands clapping] [ominous music] [hands clapping] [ominous music]
213 00:07:10,934 00:07:12,667 What we have here is a calming agent, okay? What we have here is a calming agent, okay?
214 00:07:12,700 00:07:14,734 Everyone's gonna take one before they go in. Everyone's gonna take one before they go in.
215 00:07:14,767 00:07:15,900 Alright, everyone. Alright, everyone.
216 00:07:17,066 00:07:18,367 Don't be shy. Don't be shy.
217 00:07:18,400 00:07:21,400 Okay, enter the place of rebirth, everyone. Okay, enter the place of rebirth, everyone.
218 00:07:22,300 00:07:23,533 What is that? What is that?
219 00:07:23,567 00:07:25,066 -What's this? -What is that? -What's this? -What is that?
220 00:07:25,066 00:07:26,166 That's an elixir. That's an elixir.
221 00:07:26,200 00:07:29,567 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
222 00:07:29,600 00:07:32,333 What do you think so far? What do you think so far?
223 00:07:32,367 00:07:35,367 It's different, it's nothing I've ever experienced before. It's different, it's nothing I've ever experienced before.
224 00:07:35,400 00:07:38,100 Some people do call it a cult, but we think of it Some people do call it a cult, but we think of it
225 00:07:38,133 00:07:40,533 as more of like a family vibe than anything else. as more of like a family vibe than anything else.
226 00:07:40,567 00:07:41,400 A cult? A cult?
227 00:07:42,433 00:07:44,100 Alright so what we have here is the dial that will Alright so what we have here is the dial that will
228 00:07:44,133 00:07:45,867 release the gas, okay? release the gas, okay?
229 00:07:45,900 00:07:47,166 Gas? Gas?
230 00:07:47,200 00:07:49,133 And with that gas there's enzymes. And with that gas there's enzymes.
231 00:07:49,166 00:07:51,200 We're gonna take out all the negative energy. We're gonna take out all the negative energy.
232 00:07:51,233 00:07:52,400 I'll give you numbers to turn to, I'll give you numbers to turn to,
233 00:07:52,433 00:07:53,633 -okay? -Alright. -okay? -Alright.
234 00:07:53,667 00:07:54,834 [Jack] We're gonna do a gradual process. [Jack] We're gonna do a gradual process.
235 00:07:54,867 00:07:56,333 And it's just gonna feed the, it in-- And it's just gonna feed the, it in--
236 00:07:56,367 00:07:59,800 [Jack] It'll feed the gas into the purification palace. [Jack] It'll feed the gas into the purification palace.
237 00:07:59,834 00:08:00,734 10, please. 10, please.
238 00:08:00,767 00:08:02,100 [gas hissing] [gas hissing]
239 00:08:02,133 00:08:03,066 Is that turning on? Is that turning on?
240 00:08:03,066 00:08:05,066 [Jack] This is the first stage [Jack] This is the first stage
241 00:08:05,066 00:08:06,834 for the next stage in your life. for the next stage in your life.
242 00:08:07,834 00:08:11,700 Is it all really necessary to make a change in life? Is it all really necessary to make a change in life?
243 00:08:11,734 00:08:14,133 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
244 00:08:14,166 00:08:17,066 Hey Jack, this young lady right here, she's pregnant. Hey Jack, this young lady right here, she's pregnant.
245 00:08:17,100 00:08:18,433 You don't wanna pump-- You don't wanna pump--
246 00:08:18,467 00:08:19,333 It's not a problem, trust me. It's not a problem, trust me.
247 00:08:19,367 00:08:20,533 Gas? Gas?
248 00:08:20,567 00:08:21,533 It's been approved, Its not a problem. It's been approved, Its not a problem.
249 00:08:21,567 00:08:22,400 Not a problem. Not a problem.
250 00:08:23,567 00:08:25,266 Everyone breathe it in, continue your breathing everybody. Everyone breathe it in, continue your breathing everybody.
251 00:08:25,300 00:08:26,200 Do not stop. Do not stop.
252 00:08:26,233 00:08:27,066 [coughing] [coughing]
253 00:08:27,100 00:08:28,967 [Joe] They look kinda woosy in there. [Joe] They look kinda woosy in there.
254 00:08:29,066 00:08:32,233 [Jack] Breathe it in everybody. You want to change? [Jack] Breathe it in everybody. You want to change?
255 00:08:32,266 00:08:33,333 Take it. Take it.
256 00:08:33,367 00:08:35,834 Show me now whether you believe in the law of comfort. Show me now whether you believe in the law of comfort.
257 00:08:35,867 00:08:38,734 Whether these are words, or actions. Whether these are words, or actions.
258 00:08:38,767 00:08:39,633 Just be safe in there. Just be safe in there.
259 00:08:39,667 00:08:40,567 Okay. Okay.
260 00:08:40,600 00:08:42,200 Oh, its really hot in here... Oh, its really hot in here...
261 00:08:42,233 00:08:44,133 [coughing] [dramatic music] [coughing] [dramatic music]
262 00:08:44,166 00:08:46,233 -She's holding her-- -[Jack] Join them. Join them. -She's holding her-- -[Jack] Join them. Join them.
263 00:08:46,266 00:08:47,400 She is holding her stomach... She is holding her stomach...
264 00:08:47,433 00:08:49,233 The baby for the first time in that womb, The baby for the first time in that womb,
265 00:08:49,266 00:08:50,533 is feeling alive alive right now. is feeling alive alive right now.
266 00:08:50,567 00:08:52,800 Another notch, get it to 90. Another notch, get it to 90.
267 00:08:52,834 00:08:54,767 Joe 90, we can't stop now. Joe 90, we can't stop now.
268 00:08:55,700 00:08:56,600 Ready everybody? Ready everybody?
269 00:08:56,633 00:08:57,867 [coughing] [coughing]
270 00:08:57,900 00:09:00,533 Purify yourselves brothers and sisters! Purify yourselves brothers and sisters!
271 00:09:00,567 00:09:02,400 [all moaning] [all moaning]
272 00:09:02,433 00:09:03,266 120! 120!
273 00:09:05,734 00:09:06,867 -Out with that! -Hey Jack! -Out with that! -Hey Jack!
274 00:09:06,900 00:09:08,333 [Jack] Get it out! [Jack] Get it out!
275 00:09:08,367 00:09:09,166 Get it Out! Get it Out!
276 00:09:09,200 00:09:10,767 Get it out! Get it out!
277 00:09:10,800 00:09:14,266 I feel it brothers and sisters, I feel it! I feel it brothers and sisters, I feel it!
278 00:09:14,300 00:09:16,567 [coughing] [coughing]
279 00:09:21,333 00:09:23,266 Hey Jack, hey! Hey Jack, hey!
280 00:09:23,300 00:09:24,200 That's good. That's good.
281 00:09:24,233 00:09:25,967 There we go, there we go. There we go, there we go.
282 00:09:26,066 00:09:27,767 [groaning] [groaning]
283 00:09:27,800 00:09:30,066 Give in everybody, let go! Give in everybody, let go!
284 00:09:30,066 00:09:32,800 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
285 00:09:34,734 00:09:36,100 Goodbye. Goodbye.
286 00:09:36,133 00:09:37,367 Goodbye everyone! Goodbye everyone!
287 00:09:38,533 00:09:40,266 Enjoy your new life. Enjoy your new life.
288 00:09:43,066 00:09:43,900 No no no. No no no.
289 00:09:43,934 00:09:44,734 Take it. Take it.
290 00:09:44,767 00:09:45,567 I don't know. I don't know.
291 00:09:45,600 00:09:46,400 Joe! Joe!
292 00:09:46,433 00:09:47,233 They're foaming! They're foaming!
293 00:09:47,266 00:09:48,233 Take it Joe. Take it Joe.
294 00:09:48,266 00:09:49,066 They're foaming from the mouth! They're foaming from the mouth!
295 00:09:49,100 00:09:49,900 I'm not goin' in there. I'm not goin' in there.
296 00:09:49,934 00:09:50,734 Take the elixir Joe. Take the elixir Joe.
297 00:09:50,767 00:09:51,567 No no. No no.
298 00:09:51,600 00:09:53,500 Okay, you're next! Okay, you're next!
299 00:09:53,533 00:09:54,834 You're next! You're next!
300 00:09:54,867 00:09:55,934 You want to see somethin' Joe? You want to see somethin' Joe?
301 00:09:55,967 00:09:57,567 I wanna see somethin'. I wanna see somethin'.
302 00:09:57,600 00:09:58,600 Press that button. Press that button.
303 00:10:01,033 00:10:02,734 Wait, don't sweat it! Wait, don't sweat it!
304 00:10:04,500 00:10:06,533 You're just on Scare Tactics! You're just on Scare Tactics!
305 00:10:07,500 00:10:08,934 Your Uncle Gary set you up. Your Uncle Gary set you up.
306 00:10:10,600 00:10:11,433 Hooo! Hooo!
307 00:10:14,533 00:10:15,333 You had me buggin'! You had me buggin'!
308 00:10:15,367 00:10:16,600 [laughing] [laughing]
309 00:10:16,633 00:10:17,633 I couldn't believe this stuff actually existed! I couldn't believe this stuff actually existed!
310 00:10:17,667 00:10:18,734 I'm sweating! I'm sweating!
311 00:10:18,767 00:10:19,567 We all are! We all are!
312 00:10:19,600 00:10:20,900 Oh my god. Oh my god.
313 00:10:20,934 00:10:22,400 Ah yeah, that's it. Ah yeah, that's it.
314 00:10:22,433 00:10:23,633 Did we get ya? Did we get ya?
315 00:10:23,667 00:10:25,166 You guys got me good, I'm sweating! You guys got me good, I'm sweating!
316 00:10:25,200 00:10:28,300 Its hot in here, it wasn't hot when I first came in. Its hot in here, it wasn't hot when I first came in.
317 00:10:28,333 00:10:29,633 Honestly, I thought maybe Honestly, I thought maybe
318 00:10:29,667 00:10:31,433 I was an accomplice to a murder scene. I was an accomplice to a murder scene.
319 00:10:31,467 00:10:32,867 Ah shit. Ah shit.
320 00:10:35,233 00:10:36,834 Well Joseph, looks like you'll never Well Joseph, looks like you'll never
321 00:10:36,867 00:10:38,400 make it in our cult. make it in our cult.
322 00:10:38,433 00:10:40,734 Oh well, more elixir for me! Oh well, more elixir for me!
323 00:10:40,767 00:10:41,800 Up next. Up next.
324 00:10:41,834 00:10:43,867 And what are these nurses gonna do today Dr. Makena? And what are these nurses gonna do today Dr. Makena?
325 00:10:43,900 00:10:45,700 Uh, well. They are gonna scream until Uh, well. They are gonna scream until
326 00:10:45,734 00:10:47,533 they crap their pants. they crap their pants.
327 00:10:47,567 00:10:50,967 A joke so funny, it kills. A joke so funny, it kills.
328 00:10:51,033 00:10:52,667 [beeping, circuits popping] [beeping, circuits popping]
329 00:10:52,700 00:10:53,867 Oh my god! Oh my god!
330 00:10:53,900 00:10:55,133 Oh my god Sam! Oh my god Sam!
331 00:10:55,166 00:10:56,166 Sam, Sam! Sam, Sam!
332 00:10:56,200 00:10:58,300 I have a man posing as a doctor, who's responsible I have a man posing as a doctor, who's responsible
333 00:10:58,333 00:10:59,533 for a murder here. for a murder here.
334 00:10:59,567 00:11:02,533 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
335 00:11:04,133 00:11:07,567 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
336 00:11:07,600 00:11:09,734 I want you all to meet James. I want you all to meet James.
337 00:11:09,767 00:11:13,066 James' friend Alex got him a gig on a TV prank show, James' friend Alex got him a gig on a TV prank show,
338 00:11:13,066 00:11:14,667 called Fear Antics. called Fear Antics.
339 00:11:14,700 00:11:16,600 James is my roommate, he's been my roommate for years, James is my roommate, he's been my roommate for years,
340 00:11:16,633 00:11:19,200 and he is far and away the most laid back person and he is far and away the most laid back person
341 00:11:19,233 00:11:20,834 I have ever met in my life. I have ever met in my life.
342 00:11:20,867 00:11:23,467 I want to see what fear looks like for him. I want to see what fear looks like for him.
343 00:11:23,500 00:11:26,133 Now James thinks this could be his big break. Now James thinks this could be his big break.
344 00:11:26,166 00:11:28,600 One problem, Fear Antics is fake. One problem, Fear Antics is fake.
345 00:11:28,633 00:11:30,233 It's just something we made up to scare It's just something we made up to scare
346 00:11:30,266 00:11:31,767 the crap out of people! the crap out of people!
347 00:11:31,800 00:11:34,967 Oh well, is there a doctor in the house? Oh well, is there a doctor in the house?
348 00:11:40,834 00:11:41,767 Bam! Bam!
349 00:11:41,800 00:11:43,066 You're watching Fear Antics. You're watching Fear Antics.
350 00:11:43,066 00:11:44,700 My name is Chris, and this is my good buddy... My name is Chris, and this is my good buddy...
351 00:11:44,734 00:11:46,900 Fear Antics with Dr. Makena Fear Antics with Dr. Makena
352 00:11:46,934 00:11:48,767 [Chris] Yeah, and what are we doing today doc! [Chris] Yeah, and what are we doing today doc!
353 00:11:48,800 00:11:50,400 Today we're gonna be scaring the crap out of Today we're gonna be scaring the crap out of
354 00:11:50,433 00:11:51,967 some hot nurses for ya! some hot nurses for ya!
355 00:11:52,066 00:11:54,567 [Chris] Yeah damn right doctor, how's it gonna go? [Chris] Yeah damn right doctor, how's it gonna go?
356 00:11:54,600 00:11:57,100 I don't know. [laughing] I don't know. [laughing]
357 00:11:57,133 00:11:58,467 Fear Antics! Fear Antics!
358 00:11:58,500 00:12:00,433 [Chris] Okay and scene. [Chris] Okay and scene.
359 00:12:00,467 00:12:01,834 So, this is the prank. So, this is the prank.
360 00:12:01,867 00:12:02,700 I'm the patient. I'm the patient.
361 00:12:02,734 00:12:03,533 Okay. Okay.
362 00:12:03,567 00:12:04,367 You're the doctor. You're the doctor.
363 00:12:04,400 00:12:05,333 Yep! Yep!
364 00:12:05,367 00:12:06,700 Do you see that gray plug right at the bottom? Do you see that gray plug right at the bottom?
365 00:12:06,734 00:12:07,734 Literally pull the plug. Literally pull the plug.
366 00:12:07,767 00:12:08,667 Right, right. Right, right.
367 00:12:08,700 00:12:09,600 And I'll just pop up and say, And I'll just pop up and say,
368 00:12:09,633 00:12:10,600 "You are on Fear Antics!" "You are on Fear Antics!"
369 00:12:10,633 00:12:11,600 -Okay. -Okay? -Okay. -Okay?
370 00:12:11,633 00:12:12,633 How are you feeling man? How are you feeling man?
371 00:12:12,667 00:12:13,533 Good, should be fun eh? Good, should be fun eh?
372 00:12:13,567 00:12:14,367 [laughing] [laughing]
373 00:12:14,400 00:12:15,300 Yeah dude! Yeah dude!
374 00:12:15,333 00:12:16,533 Just roll with the punches. Just roll with the punches.
375 00:12:16,567 00:12:17,533 Roll with the punches, exactly. Roll with the punches, exactly.
376 00:12:17,567 00:12:18,533 Love it man. Love it man.
377 00:12:18,567 00:12:20,500 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
378 00:12:24,166 00:12:25,200 Hi, doctor. Hi, doctor.
379 00:12:25,233 00:12:26,066 Hi. Hi.
380 00:12:26,100 00:12:27,667 We are at a bit of a shortage of space, We are at a bit of a shortage of space,
381 00:12:27,700 00:12:29,600 so I'm just gonna keep this guy in here so I'm just gonna keep this guy in here
382 00:12:29,633 00:12:30,900 for a couple hours if you don't mind. for a couple hours if you don't mind.
383 00:12:30,934 00:12:31,867 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
384 00:12:31,900 00:12:33,066 Go right ahead. Go right ahead.
385 00:12:33,100 00:12:34,300 Nurse Tyler. Nurse Tyler.
386 00:12:34,333 00:12:35,133 Dr. Makena. Dr. Makena.
387 00:12:35,166 00:12:36,200 Just Tyler is fine. Just Tyler is fine.
388 00:12:36,233 00:12:39,400 [heart monitor beeping] [heart monitor beeping]
389 00:12:39,433 00:12:40,800 Do it on this guy, yeah? Do it on this guy, yeah?
390 00:12:42,066 00:12:43,667 Get this one, trust me, trust me. Get this one, trust me, trust me.
391 00:12:47,233 00:12:48,734 Sorry, was it Tyler? Sorry, was it Tyler?
392 00:12:48,767 00:12:49,600 Yeah. Yeah.
393 00:12:49,633 00:12:50,600 Sorry just before you got in here, Sorry just before you got in here,
394 00:12:50,633 00:12:52,500 I was having a look over the charts, and uh... I was having a look over the charts, and uh...
395 00:12:52,533 00:12:56,266 Our patient here, his vital signs have actually dropped off. Our patient here, his vital signs have actually dropped off.
396 00:12:56,300 00:12:57,467 Um, okay. Um, okay.
397 00:12:57,500 00:12:58,300 Unfortunately, they're gonna have to pull Unfortunately, they're gonna have to pull
398 00:12:58,333 00:12:59,400 the plug on him... the plug on him...
399 00:12:59,433 00:13:00,333 Oh... Oh...
400 00:13:02,633 00:13:03,433 Okay. Okay.
401 00:13:03,467 00:13:04,300 Okay. Okay.
402 00:13:05,266 00:13:06,867 [sighing] [sighing]
403 00:13:06,900 00:13:08,133 Goodbye sweet prince... Goodbye sweet prince...
404 00:13:09,266 00:13:10,066 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
405 00:13:10,100 00:13:10,900 [electricity popping] [electricity popping]
406 00:13:10,934 00:13:11,734 [screaming] [screaming]
407 00:13:11,767 00:13:12,600 Oh my god! Oh my god!
408 00:13:12,633 00:13:13,467 What is this?! What is this?!
409 00:13:13,500 00:13:14,300 Oh my god Sam! Oh my god Sam!
410 00:13:14,333 00:13:15,133 Sam, Sam! Sam, Sam!
411 00:13:15,166 00:13:15,967 Oh my god! Oh my god!
412 00:13:16,066 00:13:16,967 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
413 00:13:17,066 00:13:17,800 What did you do? What did you do?
414 00:13:17,834 00:13:18,633 Which one did you pull? Which one did you pull?
415 00:13:18,667 00:13:19,500 The gray one! The gray one!
416 00:13:19,533 00:13:20,333 The Gray one on the bottom! The Gray one on the bottom!
417 00:13:20,367 00:13:21,767 Oh my god! Oh my god!
418 00:13:21,800 00:13:22,633 Code blue! Code blue!
419 00:13:22,667 00:13:23,800 Uh... Uh...
420 00:13:23,834 00:13:26,367 You know what, I'm outta here! You know what, I'm outta here!
421 00:13:26,400 00:13:27,400 [Tyler] Code Blue! [Tyler] Code Blue!
422 00:13:27,433 00:13:28,767 Code Blue! Code Blue!
423 00:13:29,533 00:13:30,433 What's going on?! What's going on?!
424 00:13:30,467 00:13:31,700 I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!
425 00:13:31,734 00:13:33,066 What happened, step back miss, please. What happened, step back miss, please.
426 00:13:33,066 00:13:35,467 -Oh my god... -[Tyler] Three, four, five. -Oh my god... -[Tyler] Three, four, five.
427 00:13:36,567 00:13:38,767 One, two, three. One, two, three.
428 00:13:38,800 00:13:41,533 Doctor, get me 50 CCs of Didronel! Doctor, get me 50 CCs of Didronel!
429 00:13:41,567 00:13:42,533 [Tyler] One, two, three. [Tyler] One, two, three.
430 00:13:42,567 00:13:43,367 Now! Now!
431 00:13:43,400 00:13:44,200 We need it please! We need it please!
432 00:13:44,233 00:13:45,333 Didronel? Didronel?
433 00:13:45,367 00:13:46,266 Oh my god... Oh my god...
434 00:13:46,300 00:13:47,266 Get me that Didronel now! Get me that Didronel now!
435 00:13:47,300 00:13:48,266 Doctor, give it to me! Doctor, give it to me!
436 00:13:48,300 00:13:49,533 I don't think you have any here... I don't think you have any here...
437 00:13:49,567 00:13:50,700 [crying] [crying]
438 00:13:50,734 00:13:52,200 I'm really not seeing any of it... I'm really not seeing any of it...
439 00:13:52,233 00:13:53,667 Get me the defib, he is going into cardiac arrest... Get me the defib, he is going into cardiac arrest...
440 00:13:53,700 00:13:55,066 Oh my god... Oh my god...
441 00:13:55,100 00:13:57,200 Doctor, get me the defibrillator! Doctor, get me the defibrillator!
442 00:13:57,233 00:13:58,200 Where is the defibrillator? Where is the defibrillator?
443 00:13:58,233 00:14:01,700 [beeping] [dramatic music] [beeping] [dramatic music]
444 00:14:01,734 00:14:02,734 He's gone! He's gone!
445 00:14:02,767 00:14:04,867 [crying] [crying]
446 00:14:06,433 00:14:08,600 It wasn't supposed to happen this fast... It wasn't supposed to happen this fast...
447 00:14:09,600 00:14:10,567 Who are you. Who are you.
448 00:14:10,600 00:14:12,500 Uh, my name's Dr. Makena. Uh, my name's Dr. Makena.
449 00:14:12,533 00:14:14,667 I have never seen you before! I have never seen you before!
450 00:14:14,700 00:14:16,066 I'm gonna phone the cops. I'm gonna phone the cops.
451 00:14:17,767 00:14:18,800 Are you a doctor? Are you a doctor?
452 00:14:20,100 00:14:22,300 Can you just explain to me what's going on? Can you just explain to me what's going on?
453 00:14:22,333 00:14:24,066 'Cause I'm just really confused right now... 'Cause I'm just really confused right now...
454 00:14:24,100 00:14:26,367 I am terribly sorry for your loss. I am terribly sorry for your loss.
455 00:14:26,400 00:14:27,533 Terribly sorry. Terribly sorry.
456 00:14:27,567 00:14:28,467 Are you a real doctor? Are you a real doctor?
457 00:14:28,500 00:14:30,467 No I'm not a real doctor. No I'm not a real doctor.
458 00:14:30,500 00:14:31,667 Why did you unplug that thing though-- Why did you unplug that thing though--
459 00:14:31,700 00:14:33,066 I have a man posing as a doctor I have a man posing as a doctor
460 00:14:33,066 00:14:35,567 who's responsible for a murder here. who's responsible for a murder here.
461 00:14:35,600 00:14:36,900 Okay, please hurry. Okay, please hurry.
462 00:14:36,934 00:14:38,333 [dramatic music] He looks dangerous. [dramatic music] He looks dangerous.
463 00:14:38,367 00:14:40,066 In my position here, trying to help you guys out In my position here, trying to help you guys out
464 00:14:40,066 00:14:40,934 as much as I could. as much as I could.
465 00:14:40,967 00:14:42,100 I know what a defibrillator is, I know what a defibrillator is,
466 00:14:42,133 00:14:44,367 I have my public defibrillator license. I have my public defibrillator license.
467 00:14:44,400 00:14:46,633 And I know that this little box is one of them. And I know that this little box is one of them.
468 00:14:46,667 00:14:47,800 That does not make you a doctor though, right? That does not make you a doctor though, right?
469 00:14:47,834 00:14:48,967 No, you're absolutely right! No, you're absolutely right!
470 00:14:49,066 00:14:50,734 But you are posing as a doctor. But you are posing as a doctor.
471 00:14:50,767 00:14:54,767 Nobody comes into my facility and starts killing people! Nobody comes into my facility and starts killing people!
472 00:14:54,800 00:14:56,734 [dramatic music] I have to sedate you. [dramatic music] I have to sedate you.
473 00:14:57,633 00:14:58,834 No. We're-- No. We're--
474 00:14:58,867 00:14:59,934 -We'll sedate you. -We're done here man. -We'll sedate you. -We're done here man.
475 00:15:00,066 00:15:00,934 No no, we are not done. No no, we are not done.
476 00:15:00,967 00:15:01,767 We're done. We're done.
477 00:15:01,800 00:15:02,734 We're not done. We're not done.
478 00:15:02,767 00:15:04,166 You got two options. You got two options.
479 00:15:04,200 00:15:05,233 You take the needle... You take the needle...
480 00:15:05,266 00:15:06,467 Yeah? Yeah?
481 00:15:06,500 00:15:08,333 Or I could put you on Scare Tactics. Or I could put you on Scare Tactics.
482 00:15:08,367 00:15:10,600 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
483 00:15:10,633 00:15:12,066 Your friend Alex set you up. Your friend Alex set you up.
484 00:15:12,066 00:15:14,333 [laughing] [laughing]
485 00:15:15,567 00:15:17,066 What's going through your head right now? What's going through your head right now?
486 00:15:17,066 00:15:19,066 Uh, just... Uh, just...
487 00:15:19,066 00:15:20,233 Uh, lots of stuff... Uh, lots of stuff...
488 00:15:20,266 00:15:22,100 [laughing] [laughing]
489 00:15:22,133 00:15:24,100 I got you so good, your face was amazing! I got you so good, your face was amazing!
490 00:15:24,133 00:15:25,400 [laughing] [laughing]
491 00:15:25,433 00:15:28,066 He's not really the type of person to squirm in He's not really the type of person to squirm in
492 00:15:28,066 00:15:30,233 these sorts of situations, so it was nice to see him these sorts of situations, so it was nice to see him
493 00:15:30,266 00:15:31,066 show emotion. show emotion.
494 00:15:31,100 00:15:32,133 [laughing] [laughing]
495 00:15:32,166 00:15:33,934 And particularly terror! And particularly terror!
496 00:15:33,967 00:15:34,900 Ugh, fuck me. Ugh, fuck me.
497 00:15:34,934 00:15:36,333 [laughing] [laughing]
498 00:15:37,800 00:15:39,233 Well said James! Well said James!
499 00:15:39,266 00:15:42,467 You summed up my thoughts most eloquently! You summed up my thoughts most eloquently!
500 00:15:42,500 00:15:43,467 Coming up... Coming up...
501 00:15:43,500 00:15:44,967 Nice pearls... Nice pearls...
502 00:15:45,066 00:15:45,834 Do you think this is the same one she was wearing Do you think this is the same one she was wearing
503 00:15:45,867 00:15:47,066 in that picture? in that picture?
504 00:15:47,066 00:15:48,633 [electricity zapping] [thunder rumbling] [electricity zapping] [thunder rumbling]
505 00:15:48,667 00:15:50,900 Who do you see when you look in the mirror? Who do you see when you look in the mirror?
506 00:15:52,100 00:15:53,600 [screaming] [screaming]
507 00:15:53,633 00:15:55,633 Oh my god-- Oh my god--
508 00:15:55,667 00:15:58,667 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
509 00:15:59,900 00:16:02,967 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
510 00:16:03,066 00:16:05,533 Hey, did you hear a man scream? Hey, did you hear a man scream?
511 00:16:05,567 00:16:08,834 Well you're about to, and his name is Darijan. Well you're about to, and his name is Darijan.
512 00:16:08,867 00:16:12,633 Darijan's friend Igor, got him a job as a home inspector. Darijan's friend Igor, got him a job as a home inspector.
513 00:16:12,667 00:16:14,433 The last time I seen him scared was when we were The last time I seen him scared was when we were
514 00:16:14,467 00:16:17,266 ten years old on Halloween, when we were getting robbed. ten years old on Halloween, when we were getting robbed.
515 00:16:17,300 00:16:19,100 And uh, we were choked for candy! And uh, we were choked for candy!
516 00:16:19,133 00:16:21,934 It's just due time for him to shit his pants! It's just due time for him to shit his pants!
517 00:16:21,967 00:16:23,834 Careful what you wish for Igor! Careful what you wish for Igor!
518 00:16:23,867 00:16:26,300 You're the one who's got to share the ride home with him! You're the one who's got to share the ride home with him!
519 00:16:26,333 00:16:28,767 And after an encounter with our angry ghosts? And after an encounter with our angry ghosts?
520 00:16:28,800 00:16:30,533 That might be one smelly ride. That might be one smelly ride.
521 00:16:31,800 00:16:35,066 [suspenseful piano music] [suspenseful piano music]
522 00:16:35,100 00:16:39,266 I own a company, and we go into houses after people I own a company, and we go into houses after people
523 00:16:39,300 00:16:43,734 have passed away, and we catalog any of the belongings have passed away, and we catalog any of the belongings
524 00:16:43,767 00:16:44,767 that remain in the house. that remain in the house.
525 00:16:44,800 00:16:45,800 Okay. Okay.
526 00:16:45,834 00:16:47,200 The woman that was actually living in this house, The woman that was actually living in this house,
527 00:16:47,233 00:16:48,867 unfortunately took her own life. unfortunately took her own life.
528 00:16:48,900 00:16:49,734 Mhm. Mhm.
529 00:16:49,767 00:16:50,900 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
530 00:16:50,934 00:16:53,133 Yeah, she actually jumped from one of the upper levels... Yeah, she actually jumped from one of the upper levels...
531 00:16:53,166 00:16:53,967 Oh, alright. Oh, alright.
532 00:16:54,066 00:16:54,800 Her head I guess... Her head I guess...
533 00:16:54,834 00:16:57,200 Turned all, yeah... Turned all, yeah...
534 00:16:57,233 00:16:59,333 So that's how they had found her with kinda like the 180... So that's how they had found her with kinda like the 180...
535 00:16:59,367 00:17:00,967 Oh my... Oh my...
536 00:17:01,066 00:17:02,834 Sorry, I'm just imagining like an old woman like, Sorry, I'm just imagining like an old woman like,
537 00:17:02,867 00:17:06,066 with her head like 180... with her head like 180...
538 00:17:07,533 00:17:09,100 Oh yeah I know, it's giving me shivers too... Oh yeah I know, it's giving me shivers too...
539 00:17:09,133 00:17:10,367 It's a little disturbing. It's a little disturbing.
540 00:17:10,400 00:17:11,700 Basically what I'm gonna get you to do, Basically what I'm gonna get you to do,
541 00:17:11,734 00:17:13,633 is just be my scribe. is just be my scribe.
542 00:17:13,667 00:17:14,934 Okay sure! Okay sure!
543 00:17:14,967 00:17:16,166 Chris will do his thing In that room, Chris will do his thing In that room,
544 00:17:16,200 00:17:17,734 and then we'll just do our thing in here. and then we'll just do our thing in here.
545 00:17:17,767 00:17:20,433 So as you can see there's a lot of great stuff. So as you can see there's a lot of great stuff.
546 00:17:20,467 00:17:21,367 Mhmm. Mhmm.
547 00:17:21,400 00:17:22,867 Write Louis the 15th style. Write Louis the 15th style.
548 00:17:22,900 00:17:25,100 And what do you think, should I write the value? And what do you think, should I write the value?
549 00:17:25,133 00:17:26,433 2000? 2000?
550 00:17:26,467 00:17:27,367 2000. 2000.
551 00:17:27,400 00:17:29,066 This is a Macintosh vase... This is a Macintosh vase...
552 00:17:29,066 00:17:30,767 I'd say four or five thousand. I'd say four or five thousand.
553 00:17:30,800 00:17:31,600 Okay. Okay.
554 00:17:31,633 00:17:33,500 Well let's move on, let's see... Well let's move on, let's see...
555 00:17:34,633 00:17:35,700 Look at this! Look at this!
556 00:17:36,834 00:17:38,333 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
557 00:17:38,367 00:17:40,133 I did not see this at all when I was in here before. I did not see this at all when I was in here before.
558 00:17:40,166 00:17:41,367 We can cut this easily. We can cut this easily.
559 00:17:41,400 00:17:43,867 Hey Chris, can you grab the bolt cutters? Hey Chris, can you grab the bolt cutters?
560 00:17:43,900 00:17:44,700 [Chris] Uh, bolt cutters? [Chris] Uh, bolt cutters?
561 00:17:44,734 00:17:45,533 [woman] Yeah, yeah! [woman] Yeah, yeah!
562 00:17:45,567 00:17:46,367 We got a chain in here We got a chain in here
563 00:17:46,400 00:17:47,633 we gotta deal with! we gotta deal with!
564 00:17:47,667 00:17:48,633 [Chris] Okay, okay! [Chris] Okay, okay!
565 00:17:48,667 00:17:49,834 [woman] Check this out! [woman] Check this out!
566 00:17:49,867 00:17:51,066 I don't remember seeing that... I don't remember seeing that...
567 00:17:51,066 00:17:52,867 No, I don't remember seeing it either. No, I don't remember seeing it either.
568 00:17:54,300 00:17:55,100 [chains rattling] [chains rattling]
569 00:17:55,133 00:17:56,834 Oh yeah, well done. Oh yeah, well done.
570 00:17:56,867 00:17:58,734 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
571 00:17:58,767 00:18:01,100 [door creaking open] [door creaking open]
572 00:18:01,133 00:18:03,233 -Wow! -This is crazy! -Wow! -This is crazy!
573 00:18:03,266 00:18:05,967 Clearly, nobody knew this room was here. Clearly, nobody knew this room was here.
574 00:18:06,066 00:18:07,133 My goodness... My goodness...
575 00:18:08,567 00:18:10,166 Oh, look at this. Oh, look at this.
576 00:18:11,967 00:18:13,900 I guess that must have been her, right? I guess that must have been her, right?
577 00:18:16,834 00:18:19,500 [whispering] [whispering]
578 00:18:19,533 00:18:20,433 Do you hear that? Do you hear that?
579 00:18:20,467 00:18:21,400 Yeah what was that noise? Yeah what was that noise?
580 00:18:21,433 00:18:22,367 It's like a voice talking... It's like a voice talking...
581 00:18:22,400 00:18:25,900 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
582 00:18:25,934 00:18:27,667 [gong ringing] [gong ringing]
583 00:18:27,700 00:18:29,900 That was the noise... That was the noise...
584 00:18:29,934 00:18:30,734 [woman] Whoa! [woman] Whoa!
585 00:18:30,767 00:18:31,567 Come here, come here! Come here, come here!
586 00:18:31,600 00:18:32,400 Check this out. Check this out.
587 00:18:32,433 00:18:33,266 Watch this! Watch this!
588 00:18:35,667 00:18:36,900 -Wow. -This thing just popped out! -Wow. -This thing just popped out!
589 00:18:36,934 00:18:38,600 Did you see that happen? Did you see that happen?
590 00:18:38,633 00:18:39,467 Here, here. Here, here.
591 00:18:39,500 00:18:40,734 Grab this, take this to the table. Grab this, take this to the table.
592 00:18:45,767 00:18:48,600 -Oh my god! -That's insane! -Oh my god! -That's insane!
593 00:18:48,633 00:18:51,467 The bank is gonna get all this stuff at auction... The bank is gonna get all this stuff at auction...
594 00:18:51,500 00:18:53,066 What? What?
595 00:18:53,066 00:18:54,567 You know what... You know what...
596 00:18:54,600 00:18:56,133 Don't write this down actually. Don't write this down actually.
597 00:18:58,066 00:19:00,400 Nobody even knows that this room is here, except us right? Nobody even knows that this room is here, except us right?
598 00:19:00,433 00:19:01,300 So... So...
599 00:19:01,333 00:19:02,567 Do you want this? Do you want this?
600 00:19:02,600 00:19:03,400 Yeah... Yeah...
601 00:19:03,433 00:19:04,333 Do you want it? Do you want it?
602 00:19:04,367 00:19:05,333 Take it man, put it in your-- Take it man, put it in your--
603 00:19:05,367 00:19:06,166 Are you sure? Are you sure?
604 00:19:06,200 00:19:07,066 Yeah, absolutely! Yeah, absolutely!
605 00:19:07,066 00:19:08,367 I want this one! I want this one!
606 00:19:08,400 00:19:09,400 You want that one? You want that one?
607 00:19:09,433 00:19:10,667 Take it! Take it!
608 00:19:10,700 00:19:12,100 As long as we have an understanding. As long as we have an understanding.
609 00:19:12,133 00:19:13,100 Oh, I'm good with that... Oh, I'm good with that...
610 00:19:13,133 00:19:17,800 Oh my god! [laughing] Oh my god! [laughing]
611 00:19:17,834 00:19:18,900 Do you have any student loans to pay off? Do you have any student loans to pay off?
612 00:19:18,934 00:19:20,133 Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
613 00:19:20,166 00:19:21,500 [laughing] [laughing]
614 00:19:21,533 00:19:22,767 Dude, take it! Dude, take it!
615 00:19:22,800 00:19:23,600 Sell it! Sell it!
616 00:19:23,633 00:19:24,467 Okay, fuck yeah! Okay, fuck yeah!
617 00:19:26,533 00:19:28,600 Ooh my god... Ooh my god...
618 00:19:28,633 00:19:29,533 You came on the right night. You came on the right night.
619 00:19:29,567 00:19:31,066 Oh my god! Oh my god!
620 00:19:31,100 00:19:32,233 What do you think? What do you think?
621 00:19:32,266 00:19:34,133 -Nice pearls. -Can you do it up? -Nice pearls. -Can you do it up?
622 00:19:34,166 00:19:35,467 Do you think this is the same one she was wearing Do you think this is the same one she was wearing
623 00:19:35,500 00:19:36,500 in that picture? in that picture?
624 00:19:36,533 00:19:39,533 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
625 00:19:40,667 00:19:43,066 [electricity zapping] [thunder rumbling] [electricity zapping] [thunder rumbling]
626 00:19:43,100 00:19:45,533 [whispering] [whispering]
627 00:19:46,400 00:19:47,333 Wait what is that noise? Wait what is that noise?
628 00:19:47,367 00:19:49,066 I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
629 00:19:49,066 00:19:51,266 I don't know what that noise is. I don't know what that noise is.
630 00:19:51,300 00:19:52,100 [whispering] [whispering]
631 00:19:52,133 00:19:52,934 [screaming] [screaming]
632 00:19:52,967 00:19:53,767 Oh my god! Oh my god!
633 00:19:53,800 00:19:56,567 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
634 00:19:57,467 00:19:58,600 Oh my god, what the fuck! Oh my god, what the fuck!
635 00:19:58,633 00:19:59,433 Oh my god! Oh my god!
636 00:19:59,467 00:20:00,667 Oh my god! Oh my god!
637 00:20:00,700 00:20:01,667 Oh god, we gotta get out of here! Oh god, we gotta get out of here!
638 00:20:01,700 00:20:02,667 [breathing] [breathing]
639 00:20:02,700 00:20:04,100 [screaming] [screaming]
640 00:20:04,133 00:20:04,934 We gotta get out of here! We gotta get out of here!
641 00:20:04,967 00:20:06,166 Go go go! Go go go!
642 00:20:06,200 00:20:07,233 Oh god oh god! Oh god oh god!
643 00:20:07,266 00:20:08,200 [screaming] [screaming]
644 00:20:08,233 00:20:09,033 Oh my god! Oh my god!
645 00:20:09,066 00:20:10,033 Oh my god! Oh my god!
646 00:20:10,066 00:20:12,400 [screaming] [screaming]
647 00:20:16,233 00:20:17,834 Why are you stealing from me? Why are you stealing from me?
648 00:20:17,867 00:20:19,233 Are you scared? Are you scared?
649 00:20:19,266 00:20:20,767 Give me back my jewels. Give me back my jewels.
650 00:20:20,800 00:20:21,834 Are you scared? Are you scared?
651 00:20:21,867 00:20:23,533 Yes, I'm fucking scared! Yes, I'm fucking scared!
652 00:20:23,567 00:20:25,867 You shouldn't be! You shouldn't be!
653 00:20:25,900 00:20:27,800 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics! 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics!
654 00:20:29,667 00:20:31,567 Your friend set you up! Your friend set you up!
655 00:20:31,600 00:20:34,467 [laughing] [laughing]
656 00:20:34,500 00:20:35,834 This is so funny. This is so funny.
657 00:20:37,066 00:20:38,533 I was like "What the hell is going on? I was like "What the hell is going on?
658 00:20:38,567 00:20:40,200 Like why the fuck is there a person in the mirror?" Like why the fuck is there a person in the mirror?"
659 00:20:40,233 00:20:42,433 [laughing] [laughing]
660 00:20:44,867 00:20:46,633 Oh my god, oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god!
661 00:20:46,667 00:20:48,400 What are you gonna do to get Igor back? What are you gonna do to get Igor back?
662 00:20:48,433 00:20:49,367 I don't know if I can top this. I don't know if I can top this.
663 00:20:49,400 00:20:51,033 This was pretty fucking funny... This was pretty fucking funny...
664 00:20:51,066 00:20:53,266 [laughing] [laughing]
665 00:20:54,266 00:20:55,767 Don't try and top it Darijan. Don't try and top it Darijan.
666 00:20:55,800 00:20:58,734 In a case like this, it's best you just accept defeat, In a case like this, it's best you just accept defeat,
667 00:20:58,767 00:21:00,100 and move on. and move on.
668 00:21:00,133 00:21:01,233 That's it for now. That's it for now.
669 00:21:01,266 00:21:03,500 Until next time, keep your eye on your friends people, Until next time, keep your eye on your friends people,
670 00:21:03,533 00:21:06,200 or this could happen to you! or this could happen to you!
671 00:21:06,233 00:21:08,567 [explosion] [screaming] [explosion] [screaming]
672 00:21:08,600 00:21:11,100 [gunshot] [screaming] [gunshot] [screaming]
673 00:21:11,133 00:21:12,066 Give in everybody! Give in everybody!
674 00:21:12,100 00:21:12,934 Let go! Let go!
675 00:21:13,834 00:21:15,467 Nice! Nice!
676 00:21:15,500 00:21:16,767 [heart monitor beeping] [electricity zapping] [heart monitor beeping] [electricity zapping]
677 00:21:16,800 00:21:17,734 [Screaming] Oh my god [Screaming] Oh my god
678 00:21:17,767 00:21:19,667 Oh my god, oh my god Sam! Oh my god, oh my god Sam!
679 00:21:19,700 00:21:20,500 Sam, Sam! Sam, Sam!
680 00:21:20,533 00:21:21,333 [breathing] [breathing]
681 00:21:21,367 00:21:23,667 [screaming] [screaming]
682 00:21:24,900 00:21:25,767 See ya. See ya.
683 00:21:25,800 00:21:28,800 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]