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1 | 00:00:08,533 | 00:00:10,533 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
2 | 00:00:11,233 | 00:00:12,767 | It's real foggy over at my place. | It's real foggy over at my place. |
3 | 00:00:12,800 | 00:00:14,166 | My animals are really sick. | My animals are really sick. |
4 | 00:00:14,200 | 00:00:15,900 | [suspense music] | [suspense music] |
5 | 00:00:15,934 | 00:00:18,467 | Should we be here, are we gonna get sick, too? | Should we be here, are we gonna get sick, too? |
6 | 00:00:18,500 | 00:00:20,500 | Argh! [screaming] | Argh! [screaming] |
7 | 00:00:20,533 | 00:00:23,800 | Today we're gonna be testing a new skin care system. | Today we're gonna be testing a new skin care system. |
8 | 00:00:23,834 | 00:00:25,333 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
9 | 00:00:25,367 | 00:00:28,100 | Oh God, you are going to lose all of your hair. | Oh God, you are going to lose all of your hair. |
10 | 00:00:28,133 | 00:00:29,967 | Are you fucking joking? | Are you fucking joking? |
11 | 00:00:30,533 | 00:00:31,800 | I don't know if you know this about cavemen, | I don't know if you know this about cavemen, |
12 | 00:00:31,834 | 00:00:33,467 | they performed ritual de-fleshing. | they performed ritual de-fleshing. |
13 | 00:00:33,500 | 00:00:35,300 | Cavemen, you mean Neanderthals? | Cavemen, you mean Neanderthals? |
14 | 00:00:35,333 | 00:00:36,233 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
15 | 00:00:36,266 | 00:00:37,667 | It looks like a caveman. | It looks like a caveman. |
16 | 00:00:37,700 | 00:00:41,166 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
17 | 00:00:41,200 | 00:00:42,767 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
18 | 00:00:42,800 | 00:00:44,100 | Oh my God! | Oh my God! |
19 | 00:00:44,133 | 00:00:48,033 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
20 | 00:00:48,066 | 00:00:50,166 | Do it again! | Do it again! |
21 | 00:00:50,200 | 00:00:51,200 | Boo! | Boo! |
22 | 00:00:57,767 | 00:00:59,266 | Attention everyone! | Attention everyone! |
23 | 00:00:59,300 | 00:01:00,567 | Make sure your arms and legs | Make sure your arms and legs |
24 | 00:01:00,600 | 00:01:03,166 | are inside the vehicle at all times. | are inside the vehicle at all times. |
25 | 00:01:03,200 | 00:01:06,900 | We're going on a wild ride, 'cause it's Scare Tactics time! | We're going on a wild ride, 'cause it's Scare Tactics time! |
26 | 00:01:06,934 | 00:01:09,734 | Let's meet our first thrill seeker, Nick. | Let's meet our first thrill seeker, Nick. |
27 | 00:01:09,767 | 00:01:12,333 | Nick isn't a big fan of hard work, | Nick isn't a big fan of hard work, |
28 | 00:01:12,367 | 00:01:14,200 | but somehow his buddy, Troy, | but somehow his buddy, Troy, |
29 | 00:01:14,233 | 00:01:17,367 | talked him into coming out to a farm to milk some cows, | talked him into coming out to a farm to milk some cows, |
30 | 00:01:17,400 | 00:01:19,166 | and slop a few hogs. | and slop a few hogs. |
31 | 00:01:19,200 | 00:01:21,233 | Definitely, Nick is the one of the funnest friends | Definitely, Nick is the one of the funnest friends |
32 | 00:01:21,266 | 00:01:22,233 | that I have. | that I have. |
33 | 00:01:22,266 | 00:01:23,667 | Nick's always up for a good time. | Nick's always up for a good time. |
34 | 00:01:23,700 | 00:01:24,734 | I don't know if he's gonna have fun with this, | I don't know if he's gonna have fun with this, |
35 | 00:01:24,767 | 00:01:26,433 | but we'll hope for the best. | but we'll hope for the best. |
36 | 00:01:26,467 | 00:01:27,700 | Couple of things you should know | Couple of things you should know |
37 | 00:01:27,734 | 00:01:30,734 | about this farm, Nick: watch out for the fog! | about this farm, Nick: watch out for the fog! |
38 | 00:01:30,767 | 00:01:33,700 | Oh, and did I mention... watch out for the fog. | Oh, and did I mention... watch out for the fog. |
39 | 00:01:35,133 | 00:01:38,400 | [classical music] | [classical music] |
40 | 00:01:38,433 | 00:01:39,900 | [Farmer] Thanks for coming out here today | [Farmer] Thanks for coming out here today |
41 | 00:01:39,934 | 00:01:42,066 | and giving me a hand, I appreciate it. | and giving me a hand, I appreciate it. |
42 | 00:01:42,100 | 00:01:43,867 | -Ain't they cute? -Definitely. | -Ain't they cute? -Definitely. |
43 | 00:01:43,900 | 00:01:45,367 | Yeah, so why don't you break open some hay, | Yeah, so why don't you break open some hay, |
44 | 00:01:45,400 | 00:01:46,667 | I'm gonna get some things. | I'm gonna get some things. |
45 | 00:01:49,867 | 00:01:51,066 | [camera lady] Are you vegetarian? | [camera lady] Are you vegetarian? |
46 | 00:01:51,066 | 00:01:53,433 | No, I love my meat. | No, I love my meat. |
47 | 00:01:53,467 | 00:01:54,667 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
48 | 00:01:54,700 | 00:01:56,200 | Love animals, but don't mind eating them. | Love animals, but don't mind eating them. |
49 | 00:01:56,233 | 00:01:57,800 | -Exactly. -Mike! | -Exactly. -Mike! |
50 | 00:01:57,834 | 00:01:59,066 | [Mike] Hey, Nug! | [Mike] Hey, Nug! |
51 | 00:01:59,066 | 00:02:00,734 | -How you doin'? -Ah, not so good. | -How you doin'? -Ah, not so good. |
52 | 00:02:00,767 | 00:02:02,066 | There's something wrong with my horses, | There's something wrong with my horses, |
53 | 00:02:02,066 | 00:02:03,500 | you're animals are fine, though, right? | you're animals are fine, though, right? |
54 | 00:02:03,533 | 00:02:05,500 | -Yeah. -My horses are real sick. | -Yeah. -My horses are real sick. |
55 | 00:02:05,533 | 00:02:07,200 | -Your horses? -Yeah, they're not good, | -Your horses? -Yeah, they're not good, |
56 | 00:02:07,233 | 00:02:09,367 | they're coughing up blood laying down. | they're coughing up blood laying down. |
57 | 00:02:09,400 | 00:02:10,633 | [Mike] All of them? | [Mike] All of them? |
58 | 00:02:10,667 | 00:02:11,967 | It's real foggy over at my place. | It's real foggy over at my place. |
59 | 00:02:13,967 | 00:02:15,333 | No fog here? | No fog here? |
60 | 00:02:15,367 | 00:02:16,633 | -No, it's hot. -No fog at all or anything? | -No, it's hot. -No fog at all or anything? |
61 | 00:02:16,667 | 00:02:17,567 | Let me know what happens. | Let me know what happens. |
62 | 00:02:17,600 | 00:02:18,400 | I will. | I will. |
63 | 00:02:18,433 | 00:02:19,333 | We'll see you soon. | We'll see you soon. |
64 | 00:02:19,367 | 00:02:20,266 | [Mike] Alright, Nug. | [Mike] Alright, Nug. |
65 | 00:02:20,300 | 00:02:21,667 | I don't like the sound of that. | I don't like the sound of that. |
66 | 00:02:22,667 | 00:02:24,266 | -That's weird. -That sucks. | -That's weird. -That sucks. |
67 | 00:02:24,300 | 00:02:25,567 | Come on, I'll show you, we'll get some feed. | Come on, I'll show you, we'll get some feed. |
68 | 00:02:25,600 | 00:02:26,533 | -Okay. -Okay. | -Okay. -Okay. |
69 | 00:02:27,934 | 00:02:30,734 | Alright let's just grab a bag of this and take it on over. | Alright let's just grab a bag of this and take it on over. |
70 | 00:02:31,667 | 00:02:32,500 | What the? | What the? |
71 | 00:02:33,633 | 00:02:34,734 | What the hell? | What the hell? |
72 | 00:02:36,166 | 00:02:37,333 | Oh my God! | Oh my God! |
73 | 00:02:37,367 | 00:02:40,533 | -Oh my God! -Oh my God! | -Oh my God! -Oh my God! |
74 | 00:02:40,567 | 00:02:42,400 | Oh no. | Oh no. |
75 | 00:02:42,433 | 00:02:44,767 | [crying] | [crying] |
76 | 00:02:44,800 | 00:02:47,066 | Are those flies all over those? | Are those flies all over those? |
77 | 00:02:48,266 | 00:02:49,934 | What is this, it's like fog? | What is this, it's like fog? |
78 | 00:02:49,967 | 00:02:51,467 | [radio beeps] | [radio beeps] |
79 | 00:02:51,500 | 00:02:52,667 | [radio broadcaster] This station has interrupted | [radio broadcaster] This station has interrupted |
80 | 00:02:52,700 | 00:02:53,934 | it's regular program to participate | it's regular program to participate |
81 | 00:02:53,967 | 00:02:55,633 | in the emergency broadcast system. | in the emergency broadcast system. |
82 | 00:02:55,667 | 00:02:57,367 | An airborne contaminant has been spotted | An airborne contaminant has been spotted |
83 | 00:02:57,400 | 00:02:58,867 | over the south western region. | over the south western region. |
84 | 00:03:00,233 | 00:03:01,300 | What. | What. |
85 | 00:03:01,333 | 00:03:02,867 | [radio broadcaster] If you have been exposed to the fog | [radio broadcaster] If you have been exposed to the fog |
86 | 00:03:02,900 | 00:03:04,967 | please seek immediate medical attention. | please seek immediate medical attention. |
87 | 00:03:05,066 | 00:03:06,400 | What? | What? |
88 | 00:03:06,433 | 00:03:07,867 | [radio broadcaster] We repeat an airborne contaminant | [radio broadcaster] We repeat an airborne contaminant |
89 | 00:03:07,900 | 00:03:09,066 | has been spotted over the south western region. | has been spotted over the south western region. |
90 | 00:03:09,066 | 00:03:10,100 | -Alright, okay. -I feel like we should | -Alright, okay. -I feel like we should |
91 | 00:03:10,133 | 00:03:11,734 | -get inside,out of this. -Yeah, yeah. | -get inside,out of this. -Yeah, yeah. |
92 | 00:03:11,767 | 00:03:13,667 | Let's just get you in here. | Let's just get you in here. |
93 | 00:03:13,700 | 00:03:16,500 | Just over here. | Just over here. |
94 | 00:03:16,533 | 00:03:18,934 | Oh my God, are you okay? | Oh my God, are you okay? |
95 | 00:03:18,967 | 00:03:20,200 | Do you have any face masks? | Do you have any face masks? |
96 | 00:03:20,233 | 00:03:24,066 | -I'm gonna call 911. -Are you okay? | -I'm gonna call 911. -Are you okay? |
97 | 00:03:24,066 | 00:03:25,066 | Yeah, I'll be okay. | Yeah, I'll be okay. |
98 | 00:03:25,066 | 00:03:26,367 | -Breathe, -I just.. | -Breathe, -I just.. |
99 | 00:03:26,400 | 00:03:27,367 | -Just breathe. -There's fog everywhere, | -Just breathe. -There's fog everywhere, |
100 | 00:03:27,400 | 00:03:28,200 | then we heard the radio | then we heard the radio |
101 | 00:03:28,233 | 00:03:29,734 | and it said something about. | and it said something about. |
102 | 00:03:29,767 | 00:03:30,867 | [telephone operator] You've been exposed to the fog? | [telephone operator] You've been exposed to the fog? |
103 | 00:03:30,900 | 00:03:32,867 | What is happening? | What is happening? |
104 | 00:03:32,900 | 00:03:34,567 | Oh my God he's not okay, here, | Oh my God he's not okay, here, |
105 | 00:03:34,600 | 00:03:36,066 | here you take this call you talk to her. | here you take this call you talk to her. |
106 | 00:03:36,066 | 00:03:38,200 | I don't even know what it said on the radio. | I don't even know what it said on the radio. |
107 | 00:03:38,233 | 00:03:39,200 | Hello? | Hello? |
108 | 00:03:39,233 | 00:03:40,066 | [telephone operator] Are you the one that's sick? | [telephone operator] Are you the one that's sick? |
109 | 00:03:40,066 | 00:03:41,066 | Yes he's really sick, | Yes he's really sick, |
110 | 00:03:41,066 | 00:03:42,066 | he's like convulsing and stuff. | he's like convulsing and stuff. |
111 | 00:03:42,066 | 00:03:44,400 | [telephone operator] Is his condition worsening? | [telephone operator] Is his condition worsening? |
112 | 00:03:44,433 | 00:03:47,633 | -Oh my God, oh my God -He's spitting up blood. | -Oh my God, oh my God -He's spitting up blood. |
113 | 00:03:47,667 | 00:03:48,934 | [throwing up] | [throwing up] |
114 | 00:03:48,967 | 00:03:51,133 | Should we be here are we gonna get sick too? | Should we be here are we gonna get sick too? |
115 | 00:03:51,166 | 00:03:53,333 | Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God | Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God |
116 | 00:03:53,367 | 00:03:54,333 | [telephone operator] What I need you to do is stay calm. | [telephone operator] What I need you to do is stay calm. |
117 | 00:03:54,367 | 00:03:55,200 | Okay. | Okay. |
118 | 00:03:59,066 | 00:04:00,600 | [telephone operator] Have you been exposed to the fog. | [telephone operator] Have you been exposed to the fog. |
119 | 00:04:00,633 | 00:04:02,100 | Yes we were both within the same place as he was. | Yes we were both within the same place as he was. |
120 | 00:04:03,767 | 00:04:05,667 | [loud guitar chord] | [loud guitar chord] |
121 | 00:04:05,700 | 00:04:07,500 | erm, ahh, erm. | erm, ahh, erm. |
122 | 00:04:07,533 | 00:04:11,233 | Oh no, no, no, no. | Oh no, no, no, no. |
123 | 00:04:11,266 | 00:04:15,467 | Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God | Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God |
124 | 00:04:15,500 | 00:04:18,433 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
125 | 00:04:18,467 | 00:04:19,967 | [person in yellow suit] He's been exposed, | [person in yellow suit] He's been exposed, |
126 | 00:04:22,467 | 00:04:24,333 | he's definitely been exposed. | he's definitely been exposed. |
127 | 00:04:24,367 | 00:04:25,567 | Have you been exposed, | Have you been exposed, |
128 | 00:04:25,600 | 00:04:27,066 | have you got shortness of breath right now? | have you got shortness of breath right now? |
129 | 00:04:27,100 | 00:04:29,834 | A little bit yeah, we were in it, we were out there. | A little bit yeah, we were in it, we were out there. |
130 | 00:04:32,300 | 00:04:33,800 | We can't let you leave here. | We can't let you leave here. |
131 | 00:04:35,367 | 00:04:38,266 | Come here, just come here, turn around for me. | Come here, just come here, turn around for me. |
132 | 00:04:38,300 | 00:04:39,633 | [woman screams] | [woman screams] |
133 | 00:04:39,667 | 00:04:41,066 | Argh, no okay. | Argh, no okay. |
134 | 00:04:41,066 | 00:04:42,667 | I don't like needles no. | I don't like needles no. |
135 | 00:04:42,700 | 00:04:44,066 | [person in yellow suit] I cannot let you leave here. | [person in yellow suit] I cannot let you leave here. |
136 | 00:04:44,100 | 00:04:45,533 | Can I just go? | Can I just go? |
137 | 00:04:45,567 | 00:04:46,767 | [person in yellow suit] You have two choices, | [person in yellow suit] You have two choices, |
138 | 00:04:46,800 | 00:04:47,900 | one is the needle. | one is the needle. |
139 | 00:04:49,066 | 00:04:50,200 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
140 | 00:04:50,233 | 00:04:51,233 | [person in yellow suit] Or. | [person in yellow suit] Or. |
141 | 00:04:52,533 | 00:04:53,467 | No needle. | No needle. |
142 | 00:04:55,300 | 00:04:56,200 | [person in yellow suit] Then we're gonna have to put | [person in yellow suit] Then we're gonna have to put |
143 | 00:04:56,233 | 00:04:57,667 | you on Scare Tactics okay? | you on Scare Tactics okay? |
144 | 00:04:58,934 | 00:05:02,133 | What's, what? | What's, what? |
145 | 00:05:02,166 | 00:05:03,900 | [person in yellow suit] Your friend Troy set you up. | [person in yellow suit] Your friend Troy set you up. |
146 | 00:05:03,934 | 00:05:07,166 | Like the show? [laughing] | Like the show? [laughing] |
147 | 00:05:07,200 | 00:05:08,200 | Are you serious? | Are you serious? |
148 | 00:05:10,166 | 00:05:11,633 | No way. | No way. |
149 | 00:05:11,667 | 00:05:13,700 | You're on Scare Tactics baby. [laughing] | You're on Scare Tactics baby. [laughing] |
150 | 00:05:13,734 | 00:05:16,667 | you thought you owe me a favor and what about me. | you thought you owe me a favor and what about me. |
151 | 00:05:18,567 | 00:05:20,333 | I'm gonna get you. | I'm gonna get you. |
152 | 00:05:20,367 | 00:05:21,867 | What are you gonna do to get him back? | What are you gonna do to get him back? |
153 | 00:05:21,900 | 00:05:23,100 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
154 | 00:05:23,133 | 00:05:24,633 | I'm not going anywhere with you from now on. | I'm not going anywhere with you from now on. |
155 | 00:05:24,667 | 00:05:25,567 | Oh don't worry you don't have to, I'll come to you | Oh don't worry you don't have to, I'll come to you |
156 | 00:05:25,600 | 00:05:27,066 | and I'm gonna get you back. | and I'm gonna get you back. |
157 | 00:05:27,066 | 00:05:29,266 | It might take some time but it's gonna happen. | It might take some time but it's gonna happen. |
158 | 00:05:30,900 | 00:05:33,200 | Of course you'll get him back Nick. | Of course you'll get him back Nick. |
159 | 00:05:33,233 | 00:05:34,734 | If you ask me nice maybe I'll let | If you ask me nice maybe I'll let |
160 | 00:05:34,767 | 00:05:36,467 | you borrow some of my death fog. | you borrow some of my death fog. |
161 | 00:05:36,867 | 00:05:38,300 | Up next. | Up next. |
162 | 00:05:38,800 | 00:05:40,800 | You'll be the new guy okay, and then we'll find | You'll be the new guy okay, and then we'll find |
163 | 00:05:40,834 | 00:05:43,467 | the best moment for you to give him a handshake. | the best moment for you to give him a handshake. |
164 | 00:05:43,500 | 00:05:46,533 | We turn a handshake into a heart attack. | We turn a handshake into a heart attack. |
165 | 00:05:47,500 | 00:05:48,934 | [electric shock] | [electric shock] |
166 | 00:05:48,967 | 00:05:50,667 | You think it's funny to shock somebody with a pace maker? | You think it's funny to shock somebody with a pace maker? |
167 | 00:05:50,700 | 00:05:53,200 | Well, how was I supposed to know this was gonna happen? | Well, how was I supposed to know this was gonna happen? |
168 | 00:05:53,233 | 00:05:54,066 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
169 | 00:05:54,934 | 00:05:56,934 | [spooky music] | [spooky music] |
170 | 00:06:02,100 | 00:06:04,500 | It's about time someone got the old double cross | It's about time someone got the old double cross |
171 | 00:06:04,533 | 00:06:06,800 | around here and it ain't gonna be me. | around here and it ain't gonna be me. |
172 | 00:06:06,834 | 00:06:09,266 | So, say hello to Ramzi. | So, say hello to Ramzi. |
173 | 00:06:09,300 | 00:06:11,667 | Ramzi's friend Jasmine got him a job hosting | Ramzi's friend Jasmine got him a job hosting |
174 | 00:06:11,700 | 00:06:14,300 | a TV prank show called Fair Antics. | a TV prank show called Fair Antics. |
175 | 00:06:14,333 | 00:06:17,300 | The only thing is Fair Antics isn't real, | The only thing is Fair Antics isn't real, |
176 | 00:06:17,333 | 00:06:21,233 | it's a fake prank show we made up, to scam people. | it's a fake prank show we made up, to scam people. |
177 | 00:06:21,266 | 00:06:23,200 | I want to put my friend Ramzi on Scare Tactics | I want to put my friend Ramzi on Scare Tactics |
178 | 00:06:23,233 | 00:06:24,867 | because I know he's watched the show before | because I know he's watched the show before |
179 | 00:06:24,900 | 00:06:27,300 | and I know he loves it and he enjoys laughing | and I know he loves it and he enjoys laughing |
180 | 00:06:27,333 | 00:06:29,467 | at the misfortunes of people on TV | at the misfortunes of people on TV |
181 | 00:06:29,500 | 00:06:31,800 | so, I think he needs a good scare. | so, I think he needs a good scare. |
182 | 00:06:31,834 | 00:06:35,734 | I think so too, so welcome to show business Ramzi. | I think so too, so welcome to show business Ramzi. |
183 | 00:06:35,767 | 00:06:39,600 | Some tips for you, just smile, be yourself | Some tips for you, just smile, be yourself |
184 | 00:06:39,633 | 00:06:41,767 | and don't murder anyone! | and don't murder anyone! |
185 | 00:06:41,800 | 00:06:42,633 | Good luck! | Good luck! |
186 | 00:06:44,533 | 00:06:48,066 | [electric guitar music] | [electric guitar music] |
187 | 00:06:48,066 | 00:06:50,433 | Welcome to Fear Antics my friend, my name is Chris, | Welcome to Fear Antics my friend, my name is Chris, |
188 | 00:06:50,467 | 00:06:51,700 | and this is my friend | and this is my friend |
189 | 00:06:51,734 | 00:06:52,934 | Ramzi, and we're gonna shock | Ramzi, and we're gonna shock |
190 | 00:06:52,967 | 00:06:54,900 | the fuck out of this dick boss. | the fuck out of this dick boss. |
191 | 00:06:54,934 | 00:06:55,834 | [angry cartoon voice] | [angry cartoon voice] |
192 | 00:06:55,867 | 00:06:56,867 | And how we gonna do it, Ramzi? | And how we gonna do it, Ramzi? |
193 | 00:06:56,900 | 00:06:58,066 | This little thing, right here. | This little thing, right here. |
194 | 00:06:58,100 | 00:06:59,066 | [zapping sound] | [zapping sound] |
195 | 00:06:59,100 | 00:07:02,700 | So basically, my boss is the typical prick boss. | So basically, my boss is the typical prick boss. |
196 | 00:07:02,734 | 00:07:03,633 | -Yeah. -You know what I mean? | -Yeah. -You know what I mean? |
197 | 00:07:03,667 | 00:07:05,133 | You'll be the new guy, okay? | You'll be the new guy, okay? |
198 | 00:07:05,166 | 00:07:07,333 | And then we'll find the best opportune moment | And then we'll find the best opportune moment |
199 | 00:07:07,367 | 00:07:08,900 | for you to give him a handshake. | for you to give him a handshake. |
200 | 00:07:08,934 | 00:07:10,567 | Fear Antics, let's do this! | Fear Antics, let's do this! |
201 | 00:07:10,600 | 00:07:11,967 | [Camera Man] Amazing. | [Camera Man] Amazing. |
202 | 00:07:12,066 | 00:07:13,066 | That's Chris. | That's Chris. |
203 | 00:07:13,066 | 00:07:14,834 | -Hey, what's up, man? -Good. | -Hey, what's up, man? -Good. |
204 | 00:07:14,867 | 00:07:16,100 | -This is, what's your name? -Ramzi. | -This is, what's your name? -Ramzi. |
205 | 00:07:16,133 | 00:07:17,934 | Oh, your the master pranker? | Oh, your the master pranker? |
206 | 00:07:17,967 | 00:07:19,066 | Yeah, I'm the pranker. | Yeah, I'm the pranker. |
207 | 00:07:19,066 | 00:07:19,900 | -Nice. -I'm here. | -Nice. -I'm here. |
208 | 00:07:19,934 | 00:07:20,834 | -Come on, then. -Yeah. | -Come on, then. -Yeah. |
209 | 00:07:20,867 | 00:07:21,834 | Oh, it's gonna be awesome. | Oh, it's gonna be awesome. |
210 | 00:07:21,867 | 00:07:22,700 | Just over here. | Just over here. |
211 | 00:07:23,700 | 00:07:24,700 | [man in white shirt] Nice man, are you excited? | [man in white shirt] Nice man, are you excited? |
212 | 00:07:24,734 | 00:07:26,066 | I'm pretty excited, yeah. | I'm pretty excited, yeah. |
213 | 00:07:26,066 | 00:07:26,867 | Are you seeing me right now? | Are you seeing me right now? |
214 | 00:07:26,900 | 00:07:28,500 | [Chris] Yeah, man. | [Chris] Yeah, man. |
215 | 00:07:28,533 | 00:07:29,667 | [Ramzi] Okay. | [Ramzi] Okay. |
216 | 00:07:29,700 | 00:07:30,900 | [Chris] Get ready, here he comes. | [Chris] Get ready, here he comes. |
217 | 00:07:30,934 | 00:07:33,600 | About another half hour at work, | About another half hour at work, |
218 | 00:07:33,633 | 00:07:35,200 | and then I'll be back, alright? | and then I'll be back, alright? |
219 | 00:07:38,066 | 00:07:40,200 | That was a hot chick. | That was a hot chick. |
220 | 00:07:40,233 | 00:07:41,667 | Don't got a lot of time, | Don't got a lot of time, |
221 | 00:07:41,700 | 00:07:43,934 | you know I don't like coming down here too much. | you know I don't like coming down here too much. |
222 | 00:07:44,834 | 00:07:45,633 | He's new. | He's new. |
223 | 00:07:45,667 | 00:07:46,567 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
224 | 00:07:46,600 | 00:07:48,300 | Let me tell you something. | Let me tell you something. |
225 | 00:07:48,333 | 00:07:49,834 | [Chris] Play it cool. | [Chris] Play it cool. |
226 | 00:07:49,867 | 00:07:51,667 | You sit tight, we're just gonna wait for our moment. | You sit tight, we're just gonna wait for our moment. |
227 | 00:07:51,700 | 00:07:53,300 | What does that say? | What does that say? |
228 | 00:07:53,333 | 00:07:54,233 | Mop? | Mop? |
229 | 00:07:54,266 | 00:07:57,734 | Make money off poor people. | Make money off poor people. |
230 | 00:07:57,767 | 00:07:58,633 | You follow me? | You follow me? |
231 | 00:07:58,667 | 00:07:59,467 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
232 | 00:07:59,500 | 00:08:00,767 | Right? | Right? |
233 | 00:08:00,800 | 00:08:01,767 | Ramzi, you wanna make it far in this business? | Ramzi, you wanna make it far in this business? |
234 | 00:08:01,800 | 00:08:03,066 | I hope so, yeah. | I hope so, yeah. |
235 | 00:08:03,066 | 00:08:04,200 | Stand up, sell me something, come on. | Stand up, sell me something, come on. |
236 | 00:08:04,233 | 00:08:05,200 | Okay. | Okay. |
237 | 00:08:05,233 | 00:08:06,133 | Alright. | Alright. |
238 | 00:08:06,166 | 00:08:07,367 | -You come in. -Okay. | -You come in. -Okay. |
239 | 00:08:07,400 | 00:08:08,900 | I'm like, hey, this looks like a nice place. | I'm like, hey, this looks like a nice place. |
240 | 00:08:08,934 | 00:08:10,166 | -[Chris] Okay, do it, do it. -Alright. | -[Chris] Okay, do it, do it. -Alright. |
241 | 00:08:10,200 | 00:08:11,166 | -[Chris] Shake his hand. -Alright. | -[Chris] Shake his hand. -Alright. |
242 | 00:08:11,200 | 00:08:12,066 | Hi, my name is Ramzi. | Hi, my name is Ramzi. |
243 | 00:08:13,400 | 00:08:15,567 | -I only shake hands when I bought something. | -I only shake hands when I bought something. |
244 | 00:08:15,600 | 00:08:16,834 | -Okay. -Sell me something. | -Okay. -Sell me something. |
245 | 00:08:16,867 | 00:08:17,967 | Alright, so... | Alright, so... |
246 | 00:08:20,266 | 00:08:22,567 | Okay, so, you're interested in buying a new condo? | Okay, so, you're interested in buying a new condo? |
247 | 00:08:22,600 | 00:08:23,800 | Kinda, yeah. | Kinda, yeah. |
248 | 00:08:23,834 | 00:08:25,066 | But if you have a family, kids, | But if you have a family, kids, |
249 | 00:08:25,066 | 00:08:26,467 | you probably want two bedroom, three bedroom? | you probably want two bedroom, three bedroom? |
250 | 00:08:26,500 | 00:08:27,633 | He's thinking for me, guys, | He's thinking for me, guys, |
251 | 00:08:27,667 | 00:08:29,300 | I like it, I'm gonna buy it. | I like it, I'm gonna buy it. |
252 | 00:08:29,333 | 00:08:30,233 | -Okay. -[Chris] Now, now go for it, | -Okay. -[Chris] Now, now go for it, |
253 | 00:08:30,266 | 00:08:31,467 | shock his ass! | shock his ass! |
254 | 00:08:31,500 | 00:08:33,667 | Sign stuff, shake the hand, seal it, right? | Sign stuff, shake the hand, seal it, right? |
255 | 00:08:33,700 | 00:08:34,500 | [ominous music] | [ominous music] |
256 | 00:08:34,533 | 00:08:35,333 | [zapping sound] | [zapping sound] |
257 | 00:08:35,367 | 00:08:37,633 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
258 | 00:08:42,400 | 00:08:43,300 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
259 | 00:08:43,333 | 00:08:44,600 | [man in white shirt] Whoa. | [man in white shirt] Whoa. |
260 | 00:08:44,633 | 00:08:45,834 | -[man in pink shirt] Hey. -You okay? | -[man in pink shirt] Hey. -You okay? |
261 | 00:08:45,867 | 00:08:46,834 | [man in pink shirt] He's grabbing his arm, | [man in pink shirt] He's grabbing his arm, |
262 | 00:08:46,867 | 00:08:47,667 | he's grabbing his arm! | he's grabbing his arm! |
263 | 00:08:47,700 | 00:08:48,500 | -Blake are you okay? -Ugh. | -Blake are you okay? -Ugh. |
264 | 00:08:48,533 | 00:08:49,700 | Blake? | Blake? |
265 | 00:08:49,734 | 00:08:51,433 | Get him a chair, sit down, sit down, Blake. | Get him a chair, sit down, sit down, Blake. |
266 | 00:08:52,400 | 00:08:53,300 | This isn't supposed to happen. | This isn't supposed to happen. |
267 | 00:08:53,333 | 00:08:54,467 | Is it okay? | Is it okay? |
268 | 00:08:54,500 | 00:08:55,834 | What is that thing, man? | What is that thing, man? |
269 | 00:08:55,867 | 00:08:57,333 | We'll it's just a little prick, man! | We'll it's just a little prick, man! |
270 | 00:08:57,367 | 00:08:59,600 | -It's just a little shock -I didn't think it was.. | -It's just a little shock -I didn't think it was.. |
271 | 00:08:59,633 | 00:09:01,133 | This thing happened. | This thing happened. |
272 | 00:09:01,166 | 00:09:02,967 | He's had a bypass, I think he has a pacemaker. | He's had a bypass, I think he has a pacemaker. |
273 | 00:09:03,066 | 00:09:04,867 | Whoa, hey I'm not goin' back to jail, | Whoa, hey I'm not goin' back to jail, |
274 | 00:09:04,900 | 00:09:06,633 | man, you got this one. | man, you got this one. |
275 | 00:09:06,667 | 00:09:08,066 | Blake, stay with us, stay with us. | Blake, stay with us, stay with us. |
276 | 00:09:08,066 | 00:09:09,700 | Elevate his feet, man, elevate his feet! | Elevate his feet, man, elevate his feet! |
277 | 00:09:09,734 | 00:09:11,600 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
278 | 00:09:11,633 | 00:09:12,800 | [man in pink shirt] You were just supposed to prank him, | [man in pink shirt] You were just supposed to prank him, |
279 | 00:09:12,834 | 00:09:13,934 | not kill him. | not kill him. |
280 | 00:09:13,967 | 00:09:16,433 | Well, how was I supposed to know this was gonna happen? | Well, how was I supposed to know this was gonna happen? |
281 | 00:09:16,467 | 00:09:18,300 | 0421, ERU on scene. | 0421, ERU on scene. |
282 | 00:09:18,333 | 00:09:19,500 | What happened here? | What happened here? |
283 | 00:09:19,533 | 00:09:21,266 | Ah, we're just playing a little prank on... | Ah, we're just playing a little prank on... |
284 | 00:09:21,300 | 00:09:23,066 | Can you tell me your name, tell me your name? | Can you tell me your name, tell me your name? |
285 | 00:09:23,100 | 00:09:24,500 | I need you to hold his feet. | I need you to hold his feet. |
286 | 00:09:25,567 | 00:09:26,800 | Were we supposed to not... | Were we supposed to not... |
287 | 00:09:26,834 | 00:09:27,633 | [coughs] | [coughs] |
288 | 00:09:27,667 | 00:09:28,567 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
289 | 00:09:28,600 | 00:09:29,834 | How powerful is this thing? | How powerful is this thing? |
290 | 00:09:29,867 | 00:09:32,333 | Ah, it's, I don't know, I was just... | Ah, it's, I don't know, I was just... |
291 | 00:09:32,367 | 00:09:33,533 | You don't know? | You don't know? |
292 | 00:09:33,567 | 00:09:34,767 | I just know it's just a, it's a little, | I just know it's just a, it's a little, |
293 | 00:09:34,800 | 00:09:37,066 | it's a little prank, like, it... it's | it's a little prank, like, it... it's |
294 | 00:09:37,066 | 00:09:38,433 | [choking] | [choking] |
295 | 00:09:38,467 | 00:09:40,800 | You think it's funny to shock somebody with a pacemaker? | You think it's funny to shock somebody with a pacemaker? |
296 | 00:09:40,834 | 00:09:42,066 | Well, how was I supposed to know this | Well, how was I supposed to know this |
297 | 00:09:42,066 | 00:09:43,400 | was gonna happen, he had a bypass? | was gonna happen, he had a bypass? |
298 | 00:09:43,433 | 00:09:45,867 | You may have electrocuted this man to death. | You may have electrocuted this man to death. |
299 | 00:09:45,900 | 00:09:48,567 | It's just a show, we're just pranking the guy. | It's just a show, we're just pranking the guy. |
300 | 00:09:48,600 | 00:09:49,834 | Argh | Argh |
301 | 00:09:49,867 | 00:09:51,200 | I didn't know it was gonna be this strong. | I didn't know it was gonna be this strong. |
302 | 00:09:51,233 | 00:09:52,633 | He's not gonna be here very long, | He's not gonna be here very long, |
303 | 00:09:52,667 | 00:09:53,867 | so I if you have something to say to this man, | so I if you have something to say to this man, |
304 | 00:09:53,900 | 00:09:55,567 | I suggest all of you say it right now. | I suggest all of you say it right now. |
305 | 00:09:58,834 | 00:10:00,967 | I'm really sorry man. | I'm really sorry man. |
306 | 00:10:01,000 | 00:10:03,066 | Hold on sir, hold on, hold on. | Hold on sir, hold on, hold on. |
307 | 00:10:03,100 | 00:10:07,266 | Blake, Blake I'm sorry man it was a prank, | Blake, Blake I'm sorry man it was a prank, |
308 | 00:10:07,300 | 00:10:08,333 | it was just a prank. | it was just a prank. |
309 | 00:10:14,100 | 00:10:16,133 | He told me to tell you something. | He told me to tell you something. |
310 | 00:10:16,166 | 00:10:18,800 | He wanted me to tell you that you, | He wanted me to tell you that you, |
311 | 00:10:21,400 | 00:10:23,066 | are on Scare Tactics! | are on Scare Tactics! |
312 | 00:10:24,500 | 00:10:27,700 | Get the fuck outta here man, I'm being pranked? | Get the fuck outta here man, I'm being pranked? |
313 | 00:10:27,734 | 00:10:29,166 | Your friend Jasmine set you up. | Your friend Jasmine set you up. |
314 | 00:10:29,200 | 00:10:30,166 | Oh my God | Oh my God |
315 | 00:10:31,867 | 00:10:33,266 | Is she here, where is she? | Is she here, where is she? |
316 | 00:10:34,100 | 00:10:35,967 | Oh my God, [mumbles] | Oh my God, [mumbles] |
317 | 00:10:36,000 | 00:10:38,200 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
318 | 00:10:39,533 | 00:10:41,467 | Oh my God I got Scare Tactics. | Oh my God I got Scare Tactics. |
319 | 00:10:41,500 | 00:10:42,300 | Yes. | Yes. |
320 | 00:10:42,333 | 00:10:43,133 | Are you kidding me? | Are you kidding me? |
321 | 00:10:43,166 | 00:10:44,066 | You're sweating. | You're sweating. |
322 | 00:10:44,100 | 00:10:47,133 | Yes he was dying of course I'd be sweating. | Yes he was dying of course I'd be sweating. |
323 | 00:10:48,033 | 00:10:49,033 | I killed a guy. | I killed a guy. |
324 | 00:10:52,667 | 00:10:55,633 | Got you Ramzi, your face was so shiny | Got you Ramzi, your face was so shiny |
325 | 00:10:55,667 | 00:10:59,000 | we should change the name of this show to Sweat Tactics. | we should change the name of this show to Sweat Tactics. |
326 | 00:10:59,033 | 00:11:00,133 | Up next. | Up next. |
327 | 00:11:00,166 | 00:11:02,367 | Today we are gonna be testing a new skincare system. | Today we are gonna be testing a new skincare system. |
328 | 00:11:02,400 | 00:11:04,367 | You ladies can just close your eyes and zone out. | You ladies can just close your eyes and zone out. |
329 | 00:11:04,400 | 00:11:05,333 | [curtain pulling] | [curtain pulling] |
330 | 00:11:05,367 | 00:11:06,600 | What's that delicious aroma? | What's that delicious aroma? |
331 | 00:11:07,934 | 00:11:09,767 | Oh it's fried girl. | Oh it's fried girl. |
332 | 00:11:09,800 | 00:11:10,734 | [alarm beeping] | [alarm beeping] |
333 | 00:11:10,767 | 00:11:11,767 | [curtain pulling] | [curtain pulling] |
334 | 00:11:11,800 | 00:11:13,100 | What did you do to me? | What did you do to me? |
335 | 00:11:13,133 | 00:11:15,133 | [spooky music] | [spooky music] |
336 | 00:11:21,300 | 00:11:23,133 | Lets turn up the heat with Karolena. | Lets turn up the heat with Karolena. |
337 | 00:11:23,166 | 00:11:25,667 | Karolena's boyfriend Martin signed up to test | Karolena's boyfriend Martin signed up to test |
338 | 00:11:25,700 | 00:11:28,400 | out a new line of skincare products. | out a new line of skincare products. |
339 | 00:11:28,433 | 00:11:29,967 | I would like to put my girlfriend Karolena | I would like to put my girlfriend Karolena |
340 | 00:11:30,066 | 00:11:32,834 | on Scare Tactics because she loves excitement. | on Scare Tactics because she loves excitement. |
341 | 00:11:32,867 | 00:11:34,400 | As a lady, you know I think you value | As a lady, you know I think you value |
342 | 00:11:34,433 | 00:11:36,200 | your skin, your hair, your looks. | your skin, your hair, your looks. |
343 | 00:11:36,233 | 00:11:38,233 | I think that will really freak her out. | I think that will really freak her out. |
344 | 00:11:38,266 | 00:11:39,600 | I hear what you're saying Martin | I hear what you're saying Martin |
345 | 00:11:39,633 | 00:11:42,100 | but as executive producer of this program, | but as executive producer of this program, |
346 | 00:11:42,133 | 00:11:43,367 | I think what you have planned, | I think what you have planned, |
347 | 00:11:43,400 | 00:11:45,734 | actually sounds a little bit too mean. | actually sounds a little bit too mean. |
348 | 00:11:45,767 | 00:11:47,567 | I say we shouldn't we shouldn't show it. | I say we shouldn't we shouldn't show it. |
349 | 00:11:47,600 | 00:11:50,667 | What, she's gonna be in a bikini? | What, she's gonna be in a bikini? |
350 | 00:11:50,700 | 00:11:51,600 | Hit it! | Hit it! |
351 | 00:11:51,633 | 00:11:55,600 | [electronic sound] | [electronic sound] |
352 | 00:11:55,633 | 00:11:58,100 | Today we are gonna be testing a new skincare system. | Today we are gonna be testing a new skincare system. |
353 | 00:11:58,133 | 00:12:01,367 | So, what is the worst culprit that affects your skin? | So, what is the worst culprit that affects your skin? |
354 | 00:12:01,400 | 00:12:04,700 | Erm, isn't it just the air and everything around? | Erm, isn't it just the air and everything around? |
355 | 00:12:04,734 | 00:12:07,066 | Absolutely, what do you notice specifically for you? | Absolutely, what do you notice specifically for you? |
356 | 00:12:07,100 | 00:12:10,066 | I get pimples sometimes and they scar for me so. | I get pimples sometimes and they scar for me so. |
357 | 00:12:10,100 | 00:12:11,934 | But, you have great skin, so.. | But, you have great skin, so.. |
358 | 00:12:11,967 | 00:12:14,867 | No, it's makeup right now. [laughing] | No, it's makeup right now. [laughing] |
359 | 00:12:14,900 | 00:12:18,700 | A lot of skincare products claim to rejuvenate the skin. | A lot of skincare products claim to rejuvenate the skin. |
360 | 00:12:18,734 | 00:12:21,300 | But we're actually taking it a step further than that. | But we're actually taking it a step further than that. |
361 | 00:12:21,333 | 00:12:23,500 | You're helping me out, you're gonna test the product. | You're helping me out, you're gonna test the product. |
362 | 00:12:23,533 | 00:12:25,333 | If you wanna just sign. | If you wanna just sign. |
363 | 00:12:27,066 | 00:12:29,333 | Awesome, so if you guys just wanna get changed | Awesome, so if you guys just wanna get changed |
364 | 00:12:29,367 | 00:12:31,133 | into your swimsuits and we'll go from there. | into your swimsuits and we'll go from there. |
365 | 00:12:31,166 | 00:12:32,467 | -Okay -Cool? | -Okay -Cool? |
366 | 00:12:32,500 | 00:12:34,600 | [light music] | [light music] |
367 | 00:12:34,633 | 00:12:37,467 | So, Chris if you wanna go to the far, far bed. | So, Chris if you wanna go to the far, far bed. |
368 | 00:12:37,500 | 00:12:40,066 | This is angling you on a way so that, | This is angling you on a way so that, |
369 | 00:12:40,066 | 00:12:41,900 | when the laser light comes on, | when the laser light comes on, |
370 | 00:12:41,934 | 00:12:43,300 | this is just allowing us to get | this is just allowing us to get |
371 | 00:12:43,333 | 00:12:45,767 | the best possible angle of all parts of you. | the best possible angle of all parts of you. |
372 | 00:12:45,800 | 00:12:48,066 | Alright, so I'm just gonna pull this across. | Alright, so I'm just gonna pull this across. |
373 | 00:12:48,066 | 00:12:50,266 | You ladies can just close your eyes and zone out. | You ladies can just close your eyes and zone out. |
374 | 00:12:50,300 | 00:12:52,500 | [curtain pulling] | [curtain pulling] |
375 | 00:12:52,533 | 00:12:54,900 | So, just relax it'll only be a couple of minutes | So, just relax it'll only be a couple of minutes |
376 | 00:12:54,934 | 00:12:57,433 | and hopefully everything will be fine. | and hopefully everything will be fine. |
377 | 00:13:01,900 | 00:13:06,900 | [computer voice] Initializing laser in three, two, one. | [computer voice] Initializing laser in three, two, one. |
378 | 00:13:07,500 | 00:13:11,934 | [funky music] | [funky music] |
379 | 00:13:11,967 | 00:13:14,300 | [skincare lady] How are you feeling guys? | [skincare lady] How are you feeling guys? |
380 | 00:13:14,333 | 00:13:15,233 | Fine. | Fine. |
381 | 00:13:15,266 | 00:13:16,400 | [computer voice] System error, | [computer voice] System error, |
382 | 00:13:16,433 | 00:13:19,700 | power overload, system error, system.. | power overload, system error, system.. |
383 | 00:13:19,734 | 00:13:22,433 | [computer powering down] | [computer powering down] |
384 | 00:13:22,467 | 00:13:23,867 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
385 | 00:13:23,900 | 00:13:25,100 | [skincare lady] Listen, Karolena, I need you to get up, | [skincare lady] Listen, Karolena, I need you to get up, |
386 | 00:13:25,133 | 00:13:27,066 | I need you to push the red button on the wall. | I need you to push the red button on the wall. |
387 | 00:13:27,100 | 00:13:29,066 | [crying] | [crying] |
388 | 00:13:29,066 | 00:13:30,633 | [skincare lady] Okay, I'll be there in a sec, | [skincare lady] Okay, I'll be there in a sec, |
389 | 00:13:30,667 | 00:13:31,500 | just hang tight. | just hang tight. |
390 | 00:13:34,300 | 00:13:36,233 | Okay, okay you're fine right? | Okay, okay you're fine right? |
391 | 00:13:36,266 | 00:13:37,967 | Everything's fine, you're all good? | Everything's fine, you're all good? |
392 | 00:13:38,066 | 00:13:39,734 | Okay, thank God. | Okay, thank God. |
393 | 00:13:39,767 | 00:13:41,800 | [curtain pulling] | [curtain pulling] |
394 | 00:13:41,834 | 00:13:44,867 | [skincare lady] Oh God, okay, okay. | [skincare lady] Oh God, okay, okay. |
395 | 00:13:46,633 | 00:13:49,834 | Ow | Ow |
396 | 00:13:49,867 | 00:13:51,734 | What did you do, what did you do to me? | What did you do, what did you do to me? |
397 | 00:13:51,767 | 00:13:53,533 | Ah, not again! | Ah, not again! |
398 | 00:13:53,567 | 00:13:55,166 | Okay, you know let's go out here, let's go out here, | Okay, you know let's go out here, let's go out here, |
399 | 00:13:55,200 | 00:13:56,734 | we're gonna take care of this, okay. | we're gonna take care of this, okay. |
400 | 00:13:56,767 | 00:13:59,800 | Let's clear this room, Clarissa come on. | Let's clear this room, Clarissa come on. |
401 | 00:13:59,834 | 00:14:02,533 | This is a medical emergency, let me see your skin. | This is a medical emergency, let me see your skin. |
402 | 00:14:02,567 | 00:14:03,367 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
403 | 00:14:03,400 | 00:14:04,500 | _ It's worse this time. | _ It's worse this time. |
404 | 00:14:04,533 | 00:14:05,900 | I just need to make a call. | I just need to make a call. |
405 | 00:14:08,400 | 00:14:10,900 | [ominous music] | [ominous music] |
406 | 00:14:10,934 | 00:14:11,934 | It's happened again. | It's happened again. |
407 | 00:14:13,100 | 00:14:14,300 | Just one of them, the other one I've got, | Just one of them, the other one I've got, |
408 | 00:14:14,333 | 00:14:15,767 | it's just a matter of time for her. | it's just a matter of time for her. |
409 | 00:14:15,800 | 00:14:16,633 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
410 | 00:14:18,066 | 00:14:20,700 | A layer or two of your skin is going to fall off. | A layer or two of your skin is going to fall off. |
411 | 00:14:20,734 | 00:14:23,400 | Are you fucking joking? | Are you fucking joking? |
412 | 00:14:23,433 | 00:14:24,600 | No, I'm not. | No, I'm not. |
413 | 00:14:24,633 | 00:14:26,734 | You make us sign this fucking page without | You make us sign this fucking page without |
414 | 00:14:26,767 | 00:14:28,367 | letting us even read what it is | letting us even read what it is |
415 | 00:14:28,400 | 00:14:29,667 | -and this is what happens! -I told you, | -and this is what happens! -I told you, |
416 | 00:14:29,700 | 00:14:30,834 | you could read it if you wanted to read it. | you could read it if you wanted to read it. |
417 | 00:14:30,867 | 00:14:33,066 | My hair, my hair! | My hair, my hair! |
418 | 00:14:33,100 | 00:14:34,767 | I know, just let me take a look at yours, | I know, just let me take a look at yours, |
419 | 00:14:34,800 | 00:14:36,066 | Let me take a look at it. | Let me take a look at it. |
420 | 00:14:36,066 | 00:14:37,133 | -Oh my God, this is why... -Oh God. | -Oh my God, this is why... -Oh God. |
421 | 00:14:37,166 | 00:14:39,734 | Oh, God, it's starting to come out. | Oh, God, it's starting to come out. |
422 | 00:14:39,767 | 00:14:41,367 | You are going to lose all of your hair. | You are going to lose all of your hair. |
423 | 00:14:41,400 | 00:14:42,734 | Are you fucking kidding me? | Are you fucking kidding me? |
424 | 00:14:42,767 | 00:14:45,633 | -And 90% of your skin. -Fuck you. | -And 90% of your skin. -Fuck you. |
425 | 00:14:45,667 | 00:14:48,333 | Are we gonna die or something? | Are we gonna die or something? |
426 | 00:14:48,367 | 00:14:49,433 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
427 | 00:14:49,467 | 00:14:50,400 | [skincare lady] I can't believe this is hap, look it-- | [skincare lady] I can't believe this is hap, look it-- |
428 | 00:14:50,433 | 00:14:52,467 | Listen, look, one last thing, here, come here-- | Listen, look, one last thing, here, come here-- |
429 | 00:14:52,500 | 00:14:54,367 | No, you need to come out here for a second, | No, you need to come out here for a second, |
430 | 00:14:54,400 | 00:14:56,433 | If you fucking touch me, I swear to God. | If you fucking touch me, I swear to God. |
431 | 00:14:56,467 | 00:14:59,233 | Okay, listen are you scared right now? | Okay, listen are you scared right now? |
432 | 00:14:59,266 | 00:15:01,333 | I don't even know what I am right now, | I don't even know what I am right now, |
433 | 00:15:01,367 | 00:15:03,200 | -this is messed up. -You shouldn't be scared. | -this is messed up. -You shouldn't be scared. |
434 | 00:15:03,233 | 00:15:04,133 | Why? | Why? |
435 | 00:15:04,166 | 00:15:06,166 | You're on Scare Tactics! | You're on Scare Tactics! |
436 | 00:15:06,200 | 00:15:07,834 | Your boyfriend set you up. | Your boyfriend set you up. |
437 | 00:15:07,867 | 00:15:09,066 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
438 | 00:15:09,066 | 00:15:10,633 | Fuck that asshole! | Fuck that asshole! |
439 | 00:15:11,633 | 00:15:14,266 | I hate you, I hate you. | I hate you, I hate you. |
440 | 00:15:16,100 | 00:15:17,734 | So, what do you think of Martin for setting you up? | So, what do you think of Martin for setting you up? |
441 | 00:15:17,767 | 00:15:19,433 | He's a dick. [laughter] | He's a dick. [laughter] |
442 | 00:15:19,467 | 00:15:20,734 | I actually hate you. | I actually hate you. |
443 | 00:15:24,667 | 00:15:26,867 | Don't be mad at your boyfriend Karolena, | Don't be mad at your boyfriend Karolena, |
444 | 00:15:26,900 | 00:15:28,834 | he only tricked you into thinking that your skin | he only tricked you into thinking that your skin |
445 | 00:15:28,867 | 00:15:31,433 | was gonna burn off and your hair was gonna fall out | was gonna burn off and your hair was gonna fall out |
446 | 00:15:31,467 | 00:15:33,400 | because he loves you. | because he loves you. |
447 | 00:15:33,433 | 00:15:34,934 | Here's what's next. | Here's what's next. |
448 | 00:15:34,967 | 00:15:36,800 | We're getting way off the trail now. | We're getting way off the trail now. |
449 | 00:15:36,834 | 00:15:38,767 | [screaming in distance] | [screaming in distance] |
450 | 00:15:38,800 | 00:15:40,066 | What the heck is that? | What the heck is that? |
451 | 00:15:40,066 | 00:15:43,567 | We find a missing link and he's angry. | We find a missing link and he's angry. |
452 | 00:15:43,600 | 00:15:46,433 | [guttural snarling] | [guttural snarling] |
453 | 00:15:46,467 | 00:15:51,100 | [ominous music] | [ominous music] |
454 | 00:15:51,133 | 00:15:54,800 | [spooky music] | [spooky music] |
455 | 00:15:54,834 | 00:15:57,266 | Time to meet the next person who took a dumb job, | Time to meet the next person who took a dumb job, |
456 | 00:15:57,300 | 00:16:00,266 | they shouldn't have taken it's Karim. | they shouldn't have taken it's Karim. |
457 | 00:16:00,300 | 00:16:02,333 | Karim's brother Stefan got him a job, | Karim's brother Stefan got him a job, |
458 | 00:16:02,367 | 00:16:05,066 | looking for fossils with an archeologist. | looking for fossils with an archeologist. |
459 | 00:16:05,066 | 00:16:07,066 | He's not used to the woods, | He's not used to the woods, |
460 | 00:16:07,066 | 00:16:08,700 | it's gonna scare the shit out of him. | it's gonna scare the shit out of him. |
461 | 00:16:08,734 | 00:16:09,900 | It's not hard to prank him, | It's not hard to prank him, |
462 | 00:16:09,934 | 00:16:11,133 | it's not hard to get him scared, | it's not hard to get him scared, |
463 | 00:16:11,166 | 00:16:13,066 | so this should be a blast. | so this should be a blast. |
464 | 00:16:13,100 | 00:16:15,367 | Great, this is a great opportunity to learn | Great, this is a great opportunity to learn |
465 | 00:16:15,400 | 00:16:17,066 | about the ancient man. | about the ancient man. |
466 | 00:16:17,066 | 00:16:19,400 | Who knows, you might even get to meet the nice | Who knows, you might even get to meet the nice |
467 | 00:16:19,433 | 00:16:22,433 | Neanderthals dude who still lives in the forest. | Neanderthals dude who still lives in the forest. |
468 | 00:16:25,633 | 00:16:26,467 | [Dr Gray] How are you guys? | [Dr Gray] How are you guys? |
469 | 00:16:26,500 | 00:16:27,500 | [man with backpack] Hey Dr Gray. | [man with backpack] Hey Dr Gray. |
470 | 00:16:27,533 | 00:16:28,333 | [Dr Gray] How are you? | [Dr Gray] How are you? |
471 | 00:16:28,367 | 00:16:29,467 | I'm Karim. | I'm Karim. |
472 | 00:16:29,500 | 00:16:30,500 | Doctor Gray, pleased to meet you. | Doctor Gray, pleased to meet you. |
473 | 00:16:30,533 | 00:16:31,433 | Nice to meet you. | Nice to meet you. |
474 | 00:16:31,467 | 00:16:32,834 | Thanks for helping us out. | Thanks for helping us out. |
475 | 00:16:32,867 | 00:16:35,233 | We are looking for fossils from about 600,000 | We are looking for fossils from about 600,000 |
476 | 00:16:35,266 | 00:16:36,767 | to 300,000 years ago. | to 300,000 years ago. |
477 | 00:16:36,800 | 00:16:37,700 | Okay. | Okay. |
478 | 00:16:37,734 | 00:16:38,934 | I've already found this, | I've already found this, |
479 | 00:16:38,967 | 00:16:40,200 | I thought you'd be excited about this. | I thought you'd be excited about this. |
480 | 00:16:40,233 | 00:16:41,467 | [man with backpack] Oh wow, that's incredible. | [man with backpack] Oh wow, that's incredible. |
481 | 00:16:41,500 | 00:16:42,400 | I don't know if you know this about cavemen, | I don't know if you know this about cavemen, |
482 | 00:16:42,433 | 00:16:44,633 | they perform ritual de-fleshing. | they perform ritual de-fleshing. |
483 | 00:16:44,667 | 00:16:46,467 | Cavemen, you mean Neanderthals? | Cavemen, you mean Neanderthals? |
484 | 00:16:46,500 | 00:16:47,900 | I don't like to assume, | I don't like to assume, |
485 | 00:16:47,934 | 00:16:50,400 | so I received this message from my colleague Doctor Styne, | so I received this message from my colleague Doctor Styne, |
486 | 00:16:50,433 | 00:16:52,867 | he found a dwelling. | he found a dwelling. |
487 | 00:16:52,900 | 00:16:53,700 | Okay. | Okay. |
488 | 00:16:53,734 | 00:16:54,934 | Lost contact with him, | Lost contact with him, |
489 | 00:16:54,967 | 00:16:57,367 | I can't get hold of his cell or anything. | I can't get hold of his cell or anything. |
490 | 00:16:57,400 | 00:16:58,700 | I wanna see this dwelling. | I wanna see this dwelling. |
491 | 00:17:00,233 | 00:17:01,367 | Alright we are gonna to move out of this area okay. | Alright we are gonna to move out of this area okay. |
492 | 00:17:01,400 | 00:17:03,834 | We are gonna move in a northern direction. | We are gonna move in a northern direction. |
493 | 00:17:03,867 | 00:17:04,867 | This is exciting. | This is exciting. |
494 | 00:17:06,667 | 00:17:07,934 | See if we can find Doctor Styne | See if we can find Doctor Styne |
495 | 00:17:07,967 | 00:17:10,500 | but also keep your eyes open for things we might | but also keep your eyes open for things we might |
496 | 00:17:10,533 | 00:17:11,600 | wanna log or gather. | wanna log or gather. |
497 | 00:17:11,633 | 00:17:13,400 | [man with backpack] Doctor Gray, | [man with backpack] Doctor Gray, |
498 | 00:17:13,433 | 00:17:14,767 | Karim just found something. | Karim just found something. |
499 | 00:17:16,200 | 00:17:18,500 | Bones, remains, I'm not sure what this is, if | Bones, remains, I'm not sure what this is, if |
500 | 00:17:18,533 | 00:17:20,333 | [Dr Gray] You know what that looks like, vertebrae. | [Dr Gray] You know what that looks like, vertebrae. |
501 | 00:17:20,367 | 00:17:23,266 | [guttural screaming] | [guttural screaming] |
502 | 00:17:23,300 | 00:17:25,433 | What is that, over there? | What is that, over there? |
503 | 00:17:25,467 | 00:17:26,700 | [ Dr Gray] Let me ask you guys something. | [ Dr Gray] Let me ask you guys something. |
504 | 00:17:26,734 | 00:17:27,934 | [man with backpack] Yeah? | [man with backpack] Yeah? |
505 | 00:17:27,967 | 00:17:30,066 | What usually happens after a fresh feed? | What usually happens after a fresh feed? |
506 | 00:17:31,166 | 00:17:32,066 | Dung. | Dung. |
507 | 00:17:33,734 | 00:17:35,166 | [Dr Gray] That's fresh, whoa. | [Dr Gray] That's fresh, whoa. |
508 | 00:17:35,200 | 00:17:38,166 | Okay, well let's start moving our way over to Sector C. | Okay, well let's start moving our way over to Sector C. |
509 | 00:17:38,200 | 00:17:39,734 | Doctor Styne's still out there. | Doctor Styne's still out there. |
510 | 00:17:39,767 | 00:17:42,600 | Man, we're getting way off the trail now. | Man, we're getting way off the trail now. |
511 | 00:17:42,633 | 00:17:45,266 | I don't know how anyone could do research at night. | I don't know how anyone could do research at night. |
512 | 00:17:45,300 | 00:17:46,600 | This forest creeps me out. | This forest creeps me out. |
513 | 00:17:46,633 | 00:17:50,066 | [guttural screaming] | [guttural screaming] |
514 | 00:17:50,066 | 00:17:51,800 | What the heck is that? | What the heck is that? |
515 | 00:17:51,834 | 00:17:53,300 | Doctor Styne? | Doctor Styne? |
516 | 00:17:53,333 | 00:17:54,233 | [Dr Gray] Frank? | [Dr Gray] Frank? |
517 | 00:17:57,600 | 00:17:59,166 | I'm gonna assume it's just an animal. | I'm gonna assume it's just an animal. |
518 | 00:17:59,200 | 00:18:01,633 | It's like you said, maybe a, I don't know. | It's like you said, maybe a, I don't know. |
519 | 00:18:02,567 | 00:18:04,100 | Er, yeah. | Er, yeah. |
520 | 00:18:04,133 | 00:18:05,867 | Yeah, let's keep moving. | Yeah, let's keep moving. |
521 | 00:18:05,900 | 00:18:08,233 | [Dr Gray] Okay, follow me this way. | [Dr Gray] Okay, follow me this way. |
522 | 00:18:08,266 | 00:18:13,066 | [ominous music] | [ominous music] |
523 | 00:18:13,066 | 00:18:14,533 | What the heck is that? | What the heck is that? |
524 | 00:18:14,567 | 00:18:15,367 | [Dr Gray] Frank? | [Dr Gray] Frank? |
525 | 00:18:15,400 | 00:18:16,600 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
526 | 00:18:16,633 | 00:18:19,367 | Guys, oh my God guys, come here. | Guys, oh my God guys, come here. |
527 | 00:18:19,400 | 00:18:20,867 | Look at this. | Look at this. |
528 | 00:18:20,900 | 00:18:23,066 | It's a classic Neanderthals shelter. | It's a classic Neanderthals shelter. |
529 | 00:18:25,233 | 00:18:27,166 | -What is this? -I don't know what this is. | -What is this? -I don't know what this is. |
530 | 00:18:28,800 | 00:18:29,667 | Hold it. | Hold it. |
531 | 00:18:29,700 | 00:18:30,500 | [camera shutter] | [camera shutter] |
532 | 00:18:30,533 | 00:18:31,900 | That is a femur. | That is a femur. |
533 | 00:18:31,934 | 00:18:34,333 | I mean it, it looks almost human like. | I mean it, it looks almost human like. |
534 | 00:18:34,367 | 00:18:35,200 | Doctor Gray? | Doctor Gray? |
535 | 00:18:36,900 | 00:18:38,433 | I hope it's not your partner. | I hope it's not your partner. |
536 | 00:18:38,467 | 00:18:40,333 | [Dr Gray] I gotta be honest, that was his lucky hat. | [Dr Gray] I gotta be honest, that was his lucky hat. |
537 | 00:18:40,367 | 00:18:42,066 | Not so lucky though, is it? | Not so lucky though, is it? |
538 | 00:18:42,066 | 00:18:44,600 | No, that's not lucky at all. | No, that's not lucky at all. |
539 | 00:18:44,633 | 00:18:46,066 | [Dr Gray] Grab that for me, | [Dr Gray] Grab that for me, |
540 | 00:18:46,066 | 00:18:47,600 | I wanna take another picture in front of the hut. | I wanna take another picture in front of the hut. |
541 | 00:18:47,633 | 00:18:48,967 | [camera shutter] | [camera shutter] |
542 | 00:18:49,066 | 00:18:49,967 | [guttural screaming] | [guttural screaming] |
543 | 00:18:50,066 | 00:18:50,834 | What is that? | What is that? |
544 | 00:18:52,433 | 00:18:54,567 | [breaking twigs] | [breaking twigs] |
545 | 00:18:54,600 | 00:18:55,600 | Frank? | Frank? |
546 | 00:18:56,433 | 00:18:57,433 | Frank? | Frank? |
547 | 00:18:57,767 | 00:18:58,767 | [punching] | [punching] |
548 | 00:18:58,800 | 00:19:00,200 | [mumbles] What the fuck? | [mumbles] What the fuck? |
549 | 00:19:03,333 | 00:19:04,734 | Get down on one knee. | Get down on one knee. |
550 | 00:19:04,767 | 00:19:06,600 | We're a sign of aggression, get down on one knee. | We're a sign of aggression, get down on one knee. |
551 | 00:19:09,500 | 00:19:10,600 | That looks like a caveman. | That looks like a caveman. |
552 | 00:19:10,633 | 00:19:12,066 | It's a Neanderthal, dude. | It's a Neanderthal, dude. |
553 | 00:19:14,200 | 00:19:16,100 | We don't mean, we don't mean to hurt you. | We don't mean, we don't mean to hurt you. |
554 | 00:19:16,133 | 00:19:17,567 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
555 | 00:19:17,600 | 00:19:19,633 | I will get us out of this. | I will get us out of this. |
556 | 00:19:19,667 | 00:19:20,834 | -Where are you going man. -You have to say submissive. | -Where are you going man. -You have to say submissive. |
557 | 00:19:20,867 | 00:19:22,166 | Where are you going? | Where are you going? |
558 | 00:19:22,200 | 00:19:23,934 | I submit to you, great warrior! | I submit to you, great warrior! |
559 | 00:19:26,467 | 00:19:27,967 | We mean you no harm. | We mean you no harm. |
560 | 00:19:29,400 | 00:19:34,333 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
561 | 00:19:34,367 | 00:19:35,967 | He dropped his weapons. | He dropped his weapons. |
562 | 00:19:36,066 | 00:19:37,433 | What the hell? | What the hell? |
563 | 00:19:37,467 | 00:19:38,467 | Greetings, friend. | Greetings, friend. |
564 | 00:19:40,333 | 00:19:45,333 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
565 | 00:19:49,400 | 00:19:50,633 | Yo, what do I do man? | Yo, what do I do man? |
566 | 00:19:50,667 | 00:19:52,066 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
567 | 00:19:52,066 | 00:19:55,500 | I'm sorry, I'll leave, I'll leave, okay? | I'm sorry, I'll leave, I'll leave, okay? |
568 | 00:19:55,533 | 00:19:58,867 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
569 | 00:19:58,900 | 00:20:00,967 | Karim, are you scared? | Karim, are you scared? |
570 | 00:20:01,000 | 00:20:01,800 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
571 | 00:20:01,834 | 00:20:02,700 | You shouldn't be. | You shouldn't be. |
572 | 00:20:02,734 | 00:20:04,400 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
573 | 00:20:06,100 | 00:20:07,800 | You're on Scare Tactics. | You're on Scare Tactics. |
574 | 00:20:10,367 | 00:20:12,700 | You got setup by your brother, Stefan. | You got setup by your brother, Stefan. |
575 | 00:20:12,734 | 00:20:14,166 | -My brother? -Your brother. | -My brother? -Your brother. |
576 | 00:20:14,200 | 00:20:15,667 | You serious? | You serious? |
577 | 00:20:15,700 | 00:20:18,433 | Oh, man, my head is kind of pounding. | Oh, man, my head is kind of pounding. |
578 | 00:20:18,467 | 00:20:21,000 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
579 | 00:20:21,033 | 00:20:23,533 | I know you're gonna need this, you're gonna hate me, but. | I know you're gonna need this, you're gonna hate me, but. |
580 | 00:20:23,567 | 00:20:25,033 | Shit. | Shit. |
581 | 00:20:25,066 | 00:20:26,266 | Oh, man. | Oh, man. |
582 | 00:20:26,300 | 00:20:27,767 | You alright, your heart's still racing? | You alright, your heart's still racing? |
583 | 00:20:27,800 | 00:20:29,834 | I have, shiverin' I have goosebumps. | I have, shiverin' I have goosebumps. |
584 | 00:20:29,867 | 00:20:31,834 | It's terrifying, I mean, a Neanderthal. | It's terrifying, I mean, a Neanderthal. |
585 | 00:20:31,867 | 00:20:33,100 | I'm done with this, | I'm done with this, |
586 | 00:20:33,133 | 00:20:34,967 | I'm never going back into a forest again. | I'm never going back into a forest again. |
587 | 00:20:35,000 | 00:20:35,834 | Ever. | Ever. |
588 | 00:20:37,867 | 00:20:40,367 | Ah, don't be afraid of the forest, Karim | Ah, don't be afraid of the forest, Karim |
589 | 00:20:40,400 | 00:20:43,033 | be afraid of us, we're right behind you! | be afraid of us, we're right behind you! |
590 | 00:20:43,066 | 00:20:44,333 | Just kidding. | Just kidding. |
591 | 00:20:44,367 | 00:20:45,567 | That's is for now. | That's is for now. |
592 | 00:20:45,600 | 00:20:47,800 | Until next time, watch your backs people, | Until next time, watch your backs people, |
593 | 00:20:47,834 | 00:20:49,266 | or this could happen to you. | or this could happen to you. |
594 | 00:20:50,433 | 00:20:51,300 | [Farmer] Oh, my God! | [Farmer] Oh, my God! |
595 | 00:20:51,333 | 00:20:52,900 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
596 | 00:20:52,934 | 00:20:54,967 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
597 | 00:20:55,000 | 00:20:56,266 | Oh no, okay. | Oh no, okay. |
598 | 00:20:56,300 | 00:20:57,934 | [man in yellow suit] She has been exposed. | [man in yellow suit] She has been exposed. |
599 | 00:20:57,967 | 00:20:59,100 | I don't like needles, no. | I don't like needles, no. |
600 | 00:20:59,133 | 00:21:00,233 | [man in pink shirt] Blake, are you okay? | [man in pink shirt] Blake, are you okay? |
601 | 00:21:00,266 | 00:21:01,633 | What is that thing man? | What is that thing man? |
602 | 00:21:01,667 | 00:21:03,233 | Well, it's just a little prank, man. | Well, it's just a little prank, man. |
603 | 00:21:03,266 | 00:21:05,266 | It's just a little shock. | It's just a little shock. |
604 | 00:21:05,300 | 00:21:06,500 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
605 | 00:21:06,533 | 00:21:07,433 | Just let me take a look at yours, | Just let me take a look at yours, |
606 | 00:21:07,467 | 00:21:08,467 | okay, let me take a look. | okay, let me take a look. |
607 | 00:21:08,500 | 00:21:09,867 | -My God, this is why... -Oh, God, | -My God, this is why... -Oh, God, |
608 | 00:21:09,900 | 00:21:11,100 | it's starting to come out. | it's starting to come out. |
609 | 00:21:11,133 | 00:21:12,867 | You are going to lose all of your hair. | You are going to lose all of your hair. |
610 | 00:21:12,900 | 00:21:14,734 | Are you fucking joking? | Are you fucking joking? |
611 | 00:21:16,066 | 00:21:17,066 | [Dr. Gray] That is a femur. | [Dr. Gray] That is a femur. |
612 | 00:21:17,100 | 00:21:19,800 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
613 | 00:21:19,834 | 00:21:21,600 | Yo, what do I do, man? | Yo, what do I do, man? |
614 | 00:21:21,633 | 00:21:24,767 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
615 | 00:21:24,800 | 00:21:25,633 | See ya! | See ya! |
616 | 00:21:27,066 | 00:21:32,066 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |