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1 | 00:00:07,500 | 00:00:09,667 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
2 | 00:00:09,700 | 00:00:11,200 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
3 | 00:00:11,233 | 00:00:13,133 | [alarms blaring] | [alarms blaring] |
4 | 00:00:13,166 | 00:00:14,333 | [Lauren] Wait, you touched it? | [Lauren] Wait, you touched it? |
5 | 00:00:14,367 | 00:00:16,200 | I think you just brought down a U.F.O. | I think you just brought down a U.F.O. |
6 | 00:00:16,233 | 00:00:18,166 | I'm scared as hell right now. | I'm scared as hell right now. |
7 | 00:00:18,200 | 00:00:20,700 | [aliens growling] [Lauren screaming] | [aliens growling] [Lauren screaming] |
8 | 00:00:20,734 | 00:00:22,533 | What do you know about leather? | What do you know about leather? |
9 | 00:00:22,567 | 00:00:23,734 | It comes from cows? | It comes from cows? |
10 | 00:00:23,767 | 00:00:25,700 | Regular cow leather just won't do. | Regular cow leather just won't do. |
11 | 00:00:25,734 | 00:00:27,166 | [woman screaming] | [woman screaming] |
12 | 00:00:27,200 | 00:00:28,266 | -Oh my God. -Oh my God. | -Oh my God. -Oh my God. |
13 | 00:00:28,300 | 00:00:29,867 | [man yells] | [man yells] |
14 | 00:00:29,900 | 00:00:30,967 | You be good, okay, sweetie? | You be good, okay, sweetie? |
15 | 00:00:31,000 | 00:00:32,000 | Have a great time, guys. | Have a great time, guys. |
16 | 00:00:32,033 | 00:00:33,200 | I brought you this. | I brought you this. |
17 | 00:00:33,233 | 00:00:34,300 | It's not fresh. | It's not fresh. |
18 | 00:00:34,333 | 00:00:36,133 | I want her! | I want her! |
19 | 00:00:36,166 | 00:00:37,533 | I don't know what this is! | I don't know what this is! |
20 | 00:00:37,567 | 00:00:40,266 | [intense music] | [intense music] |
21 | 00:00:40,300 | 00:00:41,867 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
22 | 00:00:41,900 | 00:00:43,834 | [people screaming] | [people screaming] |
23 | 00:00:43,867 | 00:00:45,867 | [women screaming] | [women screaming] |
24 | 00:00:45,900 | 00:00:47,033 | Do it again! | Do it again! |
25 | 00:00:48,233 | 00:00:52,033 | Fear... is funny! [heart beating] | Fear... is funny! [heart beating] |
26 | 00:00:55,066 | 00:00:58,367 | Get ready, y'all, it's time for Scare Tactics! | Get ready, y'all, it's time for Scare Tactics! |
27 | 00:00:58,400 | 00:01:00,834 | The show where people get freaked out by weirdos, | The show where people get freaked out by weirdos, |
28 | 00:01:00,867 | 00:01:02,233 | whack jobs, and psychos. | whack jobs, and psychos. |
29 | 00:01:02,266 | 00:01:05,200 | Like Jersey Shore, only real. | Like Jersey Shore, only real. |
30 | 00:01:05,233 | 00:01:07,400 | So let's get started with Rupert. | So let's get started with Rupert. |
31 | 00:01:07,433 | 00:01:08,567 | Rupert's friend, Michael, | Rupert's friend, Michael, |
32 | 00:01:08,600 | 00:01:11,467 | got him a job co-hosting a sci-fi TV show. | got him a job co-hosting a sci-fi TV show. |
33 | 00:01:11,500 | 00:01:13,166 | Well, Rupert is my best friend. | Well, Rupert is my best friend. |
34 | 00:01:13,200 | 00:01:14,934 | We've been best friends for years. | We've been best friends for years. |
35 | 00:01:14,967 | 00:01:15,800 | Really cool guy. | Really cool guy. |
36 | 00:01:15,834 | 00:01:17,233 | He loves space. | He loves space. |
37 | 00:01:17,266 | 00:01:18,367 | He loves comic books. | He loves comic books. |
38 | 00:01:18,400 | 00:01:20,066 | He loves the Sci-Fi genre. | He loves the Sci-Fi genre. |
39 | 00:01:20,066 | 00:01:23,066 | He might either be the man who makes first contact, | He might either be the man who makes first contact, |
40 | 00:01:23,100 | 00:01:25,767 | or he might be the man who runs away first. | or he might be the man who runs away first. |
41 | 00:01:25,800 | 00:01:27,533 | Problem is these are not | Problem is these are not |
42 | 00:01:27,567 | 00:01:29,934 | the friendly phone home kind of aliens. | the friendly phone home kind of aliens. |
43 | 00:01:29,967 | 00:01:33,300 | So Rupert, you will be making first contact, | So Rupert, you will be making first contact, |
44 | 00:01:33,333 | 00:01:35,934 | and you will be running away. | and you will be running away. |
45 | 00:01:35,967 | 00:01:38,467 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
46 | 00:01:39,133 | 00:01:40,367 | [A.J.] So what have you been told? | [A.J.] So what have you been told? |
47 | 00:01:40,400 | 00:01:41,767 | [Rupert] I just know that it's a sci-fi show. | [Rupert] I just know that it's a sci-fi show. |
48 | 00:01:41,800 | 00:01:42,900 | Last minute change. | Last minute change. |
49 | 00:01:42,934 | 00:01:44,467 | They wanted someone to come in, | They wanted someone to come in, |
50 | 00:01:44,500 | 00:01:46,066 | and you're auditioning to be one of the main hosts. | and you're auditioning to be one of the main hosts. |
51 | 00:01:46,066 | 00:01:47,066 | Any time, you're good? | Any time, you're good? |
52 | 00:01:47,066 | 00:01:48,100 | [Claudio] We're ready to go. | [Claudio] We're ready to go. |
53 | 00:01:48,133 | 00:01:50,500 | All right, A.J. Fry here with Rupert Rodriguez. | All right, A.J. Fry here with Rupert Rodriguez. |
54 | 00:01:50,533 | 00:01:53,800 | We're out here looking for extraterrestrial intelligence. | We're out here looking for extraterrestrial intelligence. |
55 | 00:01:53,834 | 00:01:54,967 | -Go for it. -Thanks A.J. | -Go for it. -Thanks A.J. |
56 | 00:01:55,066 | 00:01:56,600 | Hi, I'm Rupert Rodriguez. | Hi, I'm Rupert Rodriguez. |
57 | 00:01:56,633 | 00:01:59,800 | Are you into aliens, extraterrestrial life out there, E.T.? | Are you into aliens, extraterrestrial life out there, E.T.? |
58 | 00:01:59,834 | 00:02:01,200 | Well, here's the place to be. | Well, here's the place to be. |
59 | 00:02:01,233 | 00:02:03,200 | Right now we're at a scientific expedition | Right now we're at a scientific expedition |
60 | 00:02:03,233 | 00:02:04,533 | where we're gonna meet a scientist, | where we're gonna meet a scientist, |
61 | 00:02:04,567 | 00:02:07,200 | and we're gonna look for other life out there. | and we're gonna look for other life out there. |
62 | 00:02:07,233 | 00:02:08,433 | [Claudio] I like it. | [Claudio] I like it. |
63 | 00:02:08,467 | 00:02:09,934 | That's really good, yeah, it worked for me. | That's really good, yeah, it worked for me. |
64 | 00:02:09,967 | 00:02:11,934 | A little flub at the end, but that's natural. | A little flub at the end, but that's natural. |
65 | 00:02:11,967 | 00:02:13,867 | So let's go in and meet our scientist. | So let's go in and meet our scientist. |
66 | 00:02:14,834 | 00:02:16,200 | -Hello again. -Hi. | -Hello again. -Hi. |
67 | 00:02:16,233 | 00:02:17,867 | [A.J.] This is Rupert, Lauren. | [A.J.] This is Rupert, Lauren. |
68 | 00:02:17,900 | 00:02:19,333 | -Hi, nice to meet you. -Hi. | -Hi, nice to meet you. -Hi. |
69 | 00:02:19,367 | 00:02:20,533 | That's Claudio, our shooter. | That's Claudio, our shooter. |
70 | 00:02:20,567 | 00:02:22,600 | Why don't you have a seat here. | Why don't you have a seat here. |
71 | 00:02:22,633 | 00:02:23,800 | Here's Rupert. | Here's Rupert. |
72 | 00:02:23,834 | 00:02:25,467 | He's speaking with scientist, Lauren Ash, | He's speaking with scientist, Lauren Ash, |
73 | 00:02:25,500 | 00:02:28,967 | all about the discovery of extra-terrestrial intelligence. | all about the discovery of extra-terrestrial intelligence. |
74 | 00:02:29,066 | 00:02:30,333 | Take it away, Rupert. | Take it away, Rupert. |
75 | 00:02:30,367 | 00:02:31,633 | Thanks, A.J. | Thanks, A.J. |
76 | 00:02:31,667 | 00:02:32,867 | Hi, Lauren, how are you doing today? | Hi, Lauren, how are you doing today? |
77 | 00:02:32,900 | 00:02:33,700 | [Lauren] I'm good, how are you doing? | [Lauren] I'm good, how are you doing? |
78 | 00:02:33,734 | 00:02:34,600 | I'm excited right now. | I'm excited right now. |
79 | 00:02:34,633 | 00:02:36,066 | [Lauren] Good. | [Lauren] Good. |
80 | 00:02:36,100 | 00:02:37,867 | So, can you tell us a little bit about your work? | So, can you tell us a little bit about your work? |
81 | 00:02:37,900 | 00:02:39,166 | Yeah, absolutely. | Yeah, absolutely. |
82 | 00:02:39,200 | 00:02:41,066 | Two weeks ago I actually got what's being called | Two weeks ago I actually got what's being called |
83 | 00:02:41,100 | 00:02:43,734 | the Holy Cow signal, which was a very large amount | the Holy Cow signal, which was a very large amount |
84 | 00:02:43,767 | 00:02:45,734 | of electromagnetic radiation, of course. | of electromagnetic radiation, of course. |
85 | 00:02:45,767 | 00:02:47,533 | And you're getting the signal from? | And you're getting the signal from? |
86 | 00:02:47,567 | 00:02:49,433 | -Off of the planet. -Off the planet. | -Off of the planet. -Off the planet. |
87 | 00:02:49,467 | 00:02:51,533 | I can play it for you if you'd like to hear it. | I can play it for you if you'd like to hear it. |
88 | 00:02:51,567 | 00:02:52,367 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
89 | 00:02:52,400 | 00:02:53,633 | [machine beeps] | [machine beeps] |
90 | 00:02:53,667 | 00:02:55,867 | [growling] | [growling] |
91 | 00:02:58,266 | 00:03:00,100 | Holy cow. [laughs] | Holy cow. [laughs] |
92 | 00:03:00,133 | 00:03:02,200 | That was pretty epic. | That was pretty epic. |
93 | 00:03:02,233 | 00:03:03,500 | I'm astonished right now, wow. | I'm astonished right now, wow. |
94 | 00:03:03,533 | 00:03:05,066 | Do you guys want to come outside | Do you guys want to come outside |
95 | 00:03:05,066 | 00:03:07,734 | and I can show you the rest of how the equipment works? | and I can show you the rest of how the equipment works? |
96 | 00:03:07,767 | 00:03:09,133 | -I'm down. -Cool. | -I'm down. -Cool. |
97 | 00:03:09,166 | 00:03:10,600 | [A.J.] That's pretty crazy. | [A.J.] That's pretty crazy. |
98 | 00:03:10,633 | 00:03:12,233 | There's never been anything like that that I've heard | There's never been anything like that that I've heard |
99 | 00:03:12,266 | 00:03:15,133 | and I've been doing this overall for about 15 years. | and I've been doing this overall for about 15 years. |
100 | 00:03:15,166 | 00:03:16,567 | [A.J.] Wow. | [A.J.] Wow. |
101 | 00:03:16,600 | 00:03:18,400 | I'm just gonna get everything fired up here. | I'm just gonna get everything fired up here. |
102 | 00:03:19,700 | 00:03:23,400 | [machine whirring] | [machine whirring] |
103 | 00:03:23,433 | 00:03:24,767 | [machine beeping] | [machine beeping] |
104 | 00:03:24,800 | 00:03:26,633 | The sky is so clear. | The sky is so clear. |
105 | 00:03:28,633 | 00:03:30,767 | Perfect day for aliens. | Perfect day for aliens. |
106 | 00:03:30,800 | 00:03:32,266 | Okay, now that I've got this all fired up | Okay, now that I've got this all fired up |
107 | 00:03:32,300 | 00:03:34,633 | I'm just gonna go and do some adjustments on my analyzer, | I'm just gonna go and do some adjustments on my analyzer, |
108 | 00:03:34,667 | 00:03:35,900 | see if we've gotten anything so far, | see if we've gotten anything so far, |
109 | 00:03:35,934 | 00:03:37,700 | and I'll just be right back. | and I'll just be right back. |
110 | 00:03:37,734 | 00:03:39,533 | Do you want to talk a bit more about what's going on, | Do you want to talk a bit more about what's going on, |
111 | 00:03:39,567 | 00:03:40,767 | if that's cool with you? | if that's cool with you? |
112 | 00:03:40,800 | 00:03:42,367 | Yeah, I would like to do that, actually. | Yeah, I would like to do that, actually. |
113 | 00:03:42,400 | 00:03:43,900 | Hi, my name's Rupert Rodriguez-- | Hi, my name's Rupert Rodriguez-- |
114 | 00:03:43,934 | 00:03:46,600 | Do you want to maybe go closer to it, and... | Do you want to maybe go closer to it, and... |
115 | 00:03:46,633 | 00:03:47,734 | [Claudio] Back up a little more. | [Claudio] Back up a little more. |
116 | 00:03:47,767 | 00:03:48,967 | I know it's gonna feel awkward. | I know it's gonna feel awkward. |
117 | 00:03:49,066 | 00:03:50,066 | Just keep going, I'll tell you when it's good. | Just keep going, I'll tell you when it's good. |
118 | 00:03:50,066 | 00:03:51,066 | Keep going. | Keep going. |
119 | 00:03:51,066 | 00:03:52,533 | -It's okay. -Keep going. | -It's okay. -Keep going. |
120 | 00:03:52,567 | 00:03:53,734 | [A.J.] We're just gonna do it with a bit more energy. | [A.J.] We're just gonna do it with a bit more energy. |
121 | 00:03:53,767 | 00:03:54,767 | [machine beeping] Yeah, just keep going. | [machine beeping] Yeah, just keep going. |
122 | 00:03:55,934 | 00:03:59,600 | [something explodes] [alarms blaring] | [something explodes] [alarms blaring] |
123 | 00:03:59,633 | 00:04:01,734 | What the heck happened? | What the heck happened? |
124 | 00:04:01,767 | 00:04:03,333 | What happened? | What happened? |
125 | 00:04:03,367 | 00:04:04,533 | Wait, you touched it? | Wait, you touched it? |
126 | 00:04:05,633 | 00:04:07,066 | I am so sorry. | I am so sorry. |
127 | 00:04:07,100 | 00:04:08,633 | Do you know how much electromagnetic radiation | Do you know how much electromagnetic radiation |
128 | 00:04:08,667 | 00:04:09,834 | you just released? | you just released? |
129 | 00:04:09,867 | 00:04:12,200 | It was enough to bring down an aircraft. | It was enough to bring down an aircraft. |
130 | 00:04:12,233 | 00:04:13,066 | Dammit! | Dammit! |
131 | 00:04:16,433 | 00:04:17,367 | This is bad. | This is bad. |
132 | 00:04:19,100 | 00:04:21,500 | We're just gonna go grab some more shots of the sky. | We're just gonna go grab some more shots of the sky. |
133 | 00:04:21,533 | 00:04:22,834 | Okay. | Okay. |
134 | 00:04:22,867 | 00:04:24,734 | I am so sorry. | I am so sorry. |
135 | 00:04:24,767 | 00:04:26,600 | I'm gonna see if I can get a reading here. | I'm gonna see if I can get a reading here. |
136 | 00:04:27,700 | 00:04:29,633 | [machine beeping] [growling] | [machine beeping] [growling] |
137 | 00:04:29,667 | 00:04:30,567 | You hear that? | You hear that? |
138 | 00:04:30,600 | 00:04:32,100 | That is not a man-made signal. | That is not a man-made signal. |
139 | 00:04:33,266 | 00:04:34,066 | Holy crap. | Holy crap. |
140 | 00:04:34,100 | 00:04:35,066 | This is insane. | This is insane. |
141 | 00:04:35,066 | 00:04:36,266 | -Oh my God. -Okay, okay. | -Oh my God. -Okay, okay. |
142 | 00:04:36,300 | 00:04:37,834 | We gotta take a look at the motion cameras. | We gotta take a look at the motion cameras. |
143 | 00:04:37,867 | 00:04:39,200 | [Rupert] Okay. | [Rupert] Okay. |
144 | 00:04:40,533 | 00:04:42,066 | What the hell, oh my God! | What the hell, oh my God! |
145 | 00:04:42,100 | 00:04:43,066 | -Check that out! -Is that outside? | -Check that out! -Is that outside? |
146 | 00:04:43,066 | 00:04:44,367 | Check that out, check that out! | Check that out, check that out! |
147 | 00:04:44,400 | 00:04:47,066 | [U.F.O. whirring] | [U.F.O. whirring] |
148 | 00:04:48,867 | 00:04:50,500 | I think you just brought down a U.F.O. | I think you just brought down a U.F.O. |
149 | 00:04:50,533 | 00:04:52,200 | Where that ended up, where that light ended up, | Where that ended up, where that light ended up, |
150 | 00:04:52,233 | 00:04:53,133 | is right out here. | is right out here. |
151 | 00:04:54,433 | 00:04:57,066 | [U.F.O. whirring] | [U.F.O. whirring] |
152 | 00:04:57,066 | 00:04:58,066 | What is that, dude? | What is that, dude? |
153 | 00:04:59,600 | 00:05:01,700 | I gotta make sure the cameras are recording! | I gotta make sure the cameras are recording! |
154 | 00:05:04,934 | 00:05:06,066 | I'm scared. | I'm scared. |
155 | 00:05:06,066 | 00:05:07,300 | My heart's racing right now. | My heart's racing right now. |
156 | 00:05:07,333 | 00:05:09,066 | I'm scared right now. | I'm scared right now. |
157 | 00:05:09,066 | 00:05:11,400 | [Lauren] This is insane, this is insane! | [Lauren] This is insane, this is insane! |
158 | 00:05:11,433 | 00:05:12,533 | Okay, okay. | Okay, okay. |
159 | 00:05:12,567 | 00:05:14,200 | This is kind of intense right now, wow. | This is kind of intense right now, wow. |
160 | 00:05:14,233 | 00:05:15,367 | Okay. | Okay. |
161 | 00:05:15,400 | 00:05:17,133 | What is that? | What is that? |
162 | 00:05:17,166 | 00:05:18,400 | What is that? | What is that? |
163 | 00:05:18,433 | 00:05:20,400 | Did you... [gasps] | Did you... [gasps] |
164 | 00:05:20,433 | 00:05:22,600 | Don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, | Don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, |
165 | 00:05:22,633 | 00:05:25,100 | I don't know, I don't know. | I don't know, I don't know. |
166 | 00:05:25,133 | 00:05:26,333 | Why are you smiling right now? | Why are you smiling right now? |
167 | 00:05:26,367 | 00:05:27,600 | I'm not smiling right now. | I'm not smiling right now. |
168 | 00:05:27,633 | 00:05:29,400 | This is what I look like when I'm scared. | This is what I look like when I'm scared. |
169 | 00:05:29,433 | 00:05:30,367 | Oh, great. | Oh, great. |
170 | 00:05:31,367 | 00:05:32,367 | [alien breathing] | [alien breathing] |
171 | 00:05:32,400 | 00:05:34,800 | Oh my God, oh my God! | Oh my God, oh my God! |
172 | 00:05:34,834 | 00:05:36,767 | [aliens hissing] [intense music] | [aliens hissing] [intense music] |
173 | 00:05:36,800 | 00:05:40,734 | Ah, oh my God! | Ah, oh my God! |
174 | 00:05:40,767 | 00:05:42,333 | I'm scared as hell right now. | I'm scared as hell right now. |
175 | 00:05:44,533 | 00:05:46,800 | I was just here for a job, what the hell? | I was just here for a job, what the hell? |
176 | 00:05:46,834 | 00:05:49,567 | [aliens hissing] | [aliens hissing] |
177 | 00:05:50,500 | 00:05:52,066 | [Lauren screaming] | [Lauren screaming] |
178 | 00:05:52,066 | 00:05:53,066 | [alien growling and hissing] | [alien growling and hissing] |
179 | 00:05:53,066 | 00:05:55,967 | [Lauren screaming] | [Lauren screaming] |
180 | 00:05:57,400 | 00:05:58,834 | Are you scared? | Are you scared? |
181 | 00:05:58,867 | 00:06:00,133 | Yes, I am. | Yes, I am. |
182 | 00:06:00,166 | 00:06:01,700 | You shouldn't be! | You shouldn't be! |
183 | 00:06:01,734 | 00:06:03,300 | 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics! | 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics! |
184 | 00:06:04,734 | 00:06:05,967 | Your friend set you up. | Your friend set you up. |
185 | 00:06:06,934 | 00:06:08,233 | Michael, he set you up. | Michael, he set you up. |
186 | 00:06:09,166 | 00:06:10,166 | Pretty convincing. | Pretty convincing. |
187 | 00:06:11,567 | 00:06:12,734 | What did you think when you saw the lights out there? | What did you think when you saw the lights out there? |
188 | 00:06:12,767 | 00:06:14,867 | Like, wait, did I actually discover life? | Like, wait, did I actually discover life? |
189 | 00:06:14,900 | 00:06:16,100 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
190 | 00:06:16,133 | 00:06:17,367 | By the end, how scared were you? | By the end, how scared were you? |
191 | 00:06:17,400 | 00:06:18,967 | Pretty damn scared. | Pretty damn scared. |
192 | 00:06:19,066 | 00:06:20,667 | Don't you just love me? | Don't you just love me? |
193 | 00:06:20,700 | 00:06:21,800 | -Stay away from me. -Give me a hug. | -Stay away from me. -Give me a hug. |
194 | 00:06:21,834 | 00:06:23,100 | -Go away. -I know you love me. | -Go away. -I know you love me. |
195 | 00:06:23,133 | 00:06:24,233 | -Come here. -Go away. | -Come here. -Go away. |
196 | 00:06:25,367 | 00:06:26,567 | So what were gonna do with that power bar? | So what were gonna do with that power bar? |
197 | 00:06:26,600 | 00:06:29,300 | I have no idea. [laughs] | I have no idea. [laughs] |
198 | 00:06:31,433 | 00:06:33,800 | Come on, Rupert, have a plan. | Come on, Rupert, have a plan. |
199 | 00:06:33,834 | 00:06:37,166 | If we've learned one thing from previous alien invasions, | If we've learned one thing from previous alien invasions, |
200 | 00:06:37,200 | 00:06:40,633 | that's it, have a plan, man! | that's it, have a plan, man! |
201 | 00:06:40,667 | 00:06:41,834 | Coming up. | Coming up. |
202 | 00:06:41,867 | 00:06:43,300 | What do you know about leather? | What do you know about leather? |
203 | 00:06:43,333 | 00:06:44,633 | It comes from cows? | It comes from cows? |
204 | 00:06:44,667 | 00:06:46,066 | [man laughs] | [man laughs] |
205 | 00:06:46,100 | 00:06:48,734 | A leather shop where skin is in. | A leather shop where skin is in. |
206 | 00:06:49,700 | 00:06:50,767 | [Vanessa] Help me. | [Vanessa] Help me. |
207 | 00:06:50,800 | 00:06:52,800 | I need your skin. | I need your skin. |
208 | 00:06:52,834 | 00:06:55,333 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
209 | 00:06:57,800 | 00:07:00,400 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
210 | 00:07:01,467 | 00:07:02,767 | Look alive, people! | Look alive, people! |
211 | 00:07:02,800 | 00:07:04,900 | Here comes Jasmine. | Here comes Jasmine. |
212 | 00:07:04,934 | 00:07:07,500 | Jasmine, you're gonna be doing some light clerical work | Jasmine, you're gonna be doing some light clerical work |
213 | 00:07:07,533 | 00:07:09,166 | at a high-end furniture shop, | at a high-end furniture shop, |
214 | 00:07:09,200 | 00:07:11,066 | thanks to your friend Kristina. | thanks to your friend Kristina. |
215 | 00:07:11,066 | 00:07:12,867 | Jasmine's a little reserved sometimes | Jasmine's a little reserved sometimes |
216 | 00:07:12,900 | 00:07:14,066 | when it comes to meeting people. | when it comes to meeting people. |
217 | 00:07:14,100 | 00:07:16,133 | It'll just be hilarious to see her reaction | It'll just be hilarious to see her reaction |
218 | 00:07:16,166 | 00:07:17,533 | for, like, everyone out there. | for, like, everyone out there. |
219 | 00:07:17,567 | 00:07:19,433 | She'll probably be freaking out on the inside | She'll probably be freaking out on the inside |
220 | 00:07:19,467 | 00:07:21,567 | trying to keep calm more than likely, | trying to keep calm more than likely, |
221 | 00:07:21,600 | 00:07:23,967 | but you'll be able to tell that deep down, | but you'll be able to tell that deep down, |
222 | 00:07:24,066 | 00:07:25,934 | she's freaking out. | she's freaking out. |
223 | 00:07:25,967 | 00:07:28,467 | Jasmine, you're about to learn that your new boss | Jasmine, you're about to learn that your new boss |
224 | 00:07:28,500 | 00:07:29,934 | is really into leather. | is really into leather. |
225 | 00:07:29,967 | 00:07:31,934 | And I don't mean that in a kinky way. | And I don't mean that in a kinky way. |
226 | 00:07:31,967 | 00:07:34,233 | I just mean it in a bad, sort of, | I just mean it in a bad, sort of, |
227 | 00:07:34,266 | 00:07:36,333 | hazardous-to-your-health way. | hazardous-to-your-health way. |
228 | 00:07:36,367 | 00:07:37,700 | You'll see. | You'll see. |
229 | 00:07:37,734 | 00:07:40,233 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
230 | 00:07:41,400 | 00:07:43,200 | [man] Welcome to my leather shop. | [man] Welcome to my leather shop. |
231 | 00:07:43,233 | 00:07:44,367 | Thanks for having me. | Thanks for having me. |
232 | 00:07:44,400 | 00:07:45,633 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
233 | 00:07:45,667 | 00:07:47,600 | There will be some people coming in. | There will be some people coming in. |
234 | 00:07:47,633 | 00:07:49,867 | And I will need for you to interview them. | And I will need for you to interview them. |
235 | 00:07:49,900 | 00:07:53,700 | The questions are all written down in this Duo-Tang. | The questions are all written down in this Duo-Tang. |
236 | 00:07:53,734 | 00:07:55,967 | You will simply ask them these questions. | You will simply ask them these questions. |
237 | 00:07:56,066 | 00:07:57,166 | Okay. | Okay. |
238 | 00:07:57,200 | 00:07:58,600 | What do you know about leather? | What do you know about leather? |
239 | 00:07:59,600 | 00:08:01,066 | It comes from cows? | It comes from cows? |
240 | 00:08:01,100 | 00:08:03,800 | [man laughs] | [man laughs] |
241 | 00:08:03,834 | 00:08:05,266 | [lotion squirting] | [lotion squirting] |
242 | 00:08:05,300 | 00:08:08,400 | You see, Jasmine, we have a high-end clientele, | You see, Jasmine, we have a high-end clientele, |
243 | 00:08:08,433 | 00:08:11,066 | and they deserve the best. | and they deserve the best. |
244 | 00:08:11,100 | 00:08:13,066 | Regular cow leather just won't do. | Regular cow leather just won't do. |
245 | 00:08:13,100 | 00:08:14,567 | [Vanessa] Hello? | [Vanessa] Hello? |
246 | 00:08:14,600 | 00:08:16,066 | Hello there? | Hello there? |
247 | 00:08:16,066 | 00:08:17,333 | Excuse me, will you? | Excuse me, will you? |
248 | 00:08:18,934 | 00:08:20,133 | Come on in. | Come on in. |
249 | 00:08:20,166 | 00:08:21,066 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
250 | 00:08:21,066 | 00:08:22,066 | -Hi. -Hi there. | -Hi. -Hi there. |
251 | 00:08:22,100 | 00:08:23,734 | -Hi. -This is Jasmine. | -Hi. -This is Jasmine. |
252 | 00:08:23,767 | 00:08:25,300 | Hi Jasmine, I'm Vanessa. | Hi Jasmine, I'm Vanessa. |
253 | 00:08:25,333 | 00:08:26,900 | -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. | -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. |
254 | 00:08:26,934 | 00:08:28,367 | [man] Don't sit quite yet. | [man] Don't sit quite yet. |
255 | 00:08:28,400 | 00:08:30,900 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
256 | 00:08:34,066 | 00:08:34,867 | You may sit. | You may sit. |
257 | 00:08:34,900 | 00:08:36,133 | [Vanessa] Oh, okay. | [Vanessa] Oh, okay. |
258 | 00:08:36,166 | 00:08:38,133 | I will be around the corner in my workshop. | I will be around the corner in my workshop. |
259 | 00:08:38,166 | 00:08:40,300 | Please just ask the questions. | Please just ask the questions. |
260 | 00:08:40,333 | 00:08:42,533 | I will come check on you shortly, thank you. | I will come check on you shortly, thank you. |
261 | 00:08:44,367 | 00:08:46,300 | Has my roommate already been interviewed? | Has my roommate already been interviewed? |
262 | 00:08:46,333 | 00:08:47,500 | Has she been here? | Has she been here? |
263 | 00:08:47,533 | 00:08:48,600 | She was supposed to be here before me. | She was supposed to be here before me. |
264 | 00:08:48,633 | 00:08:50,066 | Oh, you're the first person. | Oh, you're the first person. |
265 | 00:08:50,066 | 00:08:51,200 | -I'm the first person? -Yeah. | -I'm the first person? -Yeah. |
266 | 00:08:51,233 | 00:08:52,300 | Shoot, okay. | Shoot, okay. |
267 | 00:08:52,333 | 00:08:53,233 | It's all good. | It's all good. |
268 | 00:08:53,266 | 00:08:55,300 | She's, my roommate, always late. | She's, my roommate, always late. |
269 | 00:08:55,333 | 00:08:56,166 | Anyway. | Anyway. |
270 | 00:08:56,200 | 00:08:58,233 | -Okay, do you smoke? -No. | -Okay, do you smoke? -No. |
271 | 00:08:58,266 | 00:08:59,767 | Never smoked a day in my life. | Never smoked a day in my life. |
272 | 00:09:01,834 | 00:09:03,066 | What's up? | What's up? |
273 | 00:09:03,066 | 00:09:04,200 | I'm just reading the questions. | I'm just reading the questions. |
274 | 00:09:05,266 | 00:09:07,200 | Do you use lotion, perfume? | Do you use lotion, perfume? |
275 | 00:09:07,233 | 00:09:08,633 | I wear perfume when I go out. | I wear perfume when I go out. |
276 | 00:09:08,667 | 00:09:10,467 | Okay, do you spend a lot of time in the sun? | Okay, do you spend a lot of time in the sun? |
277 | 00:09:10,500 | 00:09:11,600 | Yeah, really, that's on there? | Yeah, really, that's on there? |
278 | 00:09:11,633 | 00:09:13,500 | Yeah, there's quite a-- | Yeah, there's quite a-- |
279 | 00:09:13,533 | 00:09:14,467 | Hello. | Hello. |
280 | 00:09:14,500 | 00:09:16,367 | How is everything going? | How is everything going? |
281 | 00:09:16,400 | 00:09:17,300 | [Jasmine] Good so far. | [Jasmine] Good so far. |
282 | 00:09:17,333 | 00:09:18,900 | [man] Can I grab this please? | [man] Can I grab this please? |
283 | 00:09:18,934 | 00:09:19,767 | Yep. | Yep. |
284 | 00:09:22,734 | 00:09:23,567 | Yes. | Yes. |
285 | 00:09:24,867 | 00:09:27,433 | Vanessa, will you accompany me to my workshop? | Vanessa, will you accompany me to my workshop? |
286 | 00:09:27,467 | 00:09:28,900 | I call it The Leather Zone. | I call it The Leather Zone. |
287 | 00:09:28,934 | 00:09:30,066 | [Vanessa] Oh, okay. | [Vanessa] Oh, okay. |
288 | 00:09:35,400 | 00:09:36,567 | -Oh, hi. -Hi, there. | -Oh, hi. -Hi, there. |
289 | 00:09:36,600 | 00:09:37,700 | Hi, I'm Lauren. | Hi, I'm Lauren. |
290 | 00:09:37,734 | 00:09:38,700 | Hi, Jasmine. | Hi, Jasmine. |
291 | 00:09:40,200 | 00:09:41,433 | -Yes, yeah. -Okay, take a seat. | -Yes, yeah. -Okay, take a seat. |
292 | 00:09:41,467 | 00:09:42,667 | Was Vanessa already here? | Was Vanessa already here? |
293 | 00:09:42,700 | 00:09:43,600 | -Yeah, she was. -Oh, okay, great. | -Yeah, she was. -Oh, okay, great. |
294 | 00:09:43,633 | 00:09:45,667 | So what do you guys do here? | So what do you guys do here? |
295 | 00:09:45,700 | 00:09:46,967 | -It's a leather shop. -Okay. | -It's a leather shop. -Okay. |
296 | 00:09:47,066 | 00:09:48,467 | So basically-- [glass shatters] | So basically-- [glass shatters] |
297 | 00:09:48,500 | 00:09:49,333 | [Vanessa screams] Be still! | [Vanessa screams] Be still! |
298 | 00:09:51,867 | 00:09:53,233 | -Is that Vanessa? -I don't know. | -Is that Vanessa? -I don't know. |
299 | 00:09:53,266 | 00:09:55,100 | [Lauren] Can you show me where they are? | [Lauren] Can you show me where they are? |
300 | 00:09:56,133 | 00:09:57,367 | [Jasmine] Hello? | [Jasmine] Hello? |
301 | 00:09:57,400 | 00:09:58,734 | [Vanessa] Lauren? | [Vanessa] Lauren? |
302 | 00:09:58,767 | 00:09:59,767 | [Lauren] Vanessa? | [Lauren] Vanessa? |
303 | 00:09:59,800 | 00:10:02,400 | [tense music] | [tense music] |
304 | 00:10:05,633 | 00:10:09,000 | -Oh my God. -Oh my God. | -Oh my God. -Oh my God. |
305 | 00:10:09,033 | 00:10:10,166 | [Vanessa] Help me. | [Vanessa] Help me. |
306 | 00:10:10,200 | 00:10:11,633 | We gotta get her off of there. | We gotta get her off of there. |
307 | 00:10:11,667 | 00:10:12,900 | You take her right hand, I'll take her left hand, okay? | You take her right hand, I'll take her left hand, okay? |
308 | 00:10:12,934 | 00:10:14,500 | We gotta get her off the wall right now. | We gotta get her off the wall right now. |
309 | 00:10:14,533 | 00:10:15,934 | -Oh my God. -Lauren? | -Oh my God. -Lauren? |
310 | 00:10:15,967 | 00:10:19,400 | [Lauren mumbling] | [Lauren mumbling] |
311 | 00:10:19,433 | 00:10:21,100 | -What are you doing? -Hey, hey, back up, back up! | -What are you doing? -Hey, hey, back up, back up! |
312 | 00:10:21,133 | 00:10:22,767 | [man] What are you doing to the leather? | [man] What are you doing to the leather? |
313 | 00:10:22,800 | 00:10:24,700 | -Back up, okay? -That's my leather. | -Back up, okay? -That's my leather. |
314 | 00:10:24,734 | 00:10:26,967 | Leave her alone, do not touch the leather! | Leave her alone, do not touch the leather! |
315 | 00:10:27,000 | 00:10:28,500 | [Lauren screams] | [Lauren screams] |
316 | 00:10:28,533 | 00:10:29,433 | [Lauren coughs] | [Lauren coughs] |
317 | 00:10:29,467 | 00:10:31,367 | Look what you made me do. | Look what you made me do. |
318 | 00:10:31,400 | 00:10:34,667 | You just fucked up my work! | You just fucked up my work! |
319 | 00:10:34,700 | 00:10:36,934 | [yells] | [yells] |
320 | 00:10:36,967 | 00:10:39,033 | I need your skin. | I need your skin. |
321 | 00:10:40,100 | 00:10:40,934 | No. | No. |
322 | 00:10:42,700 | 00:10:45,100 | Are you scared, Jasmine? | Are you scared, Jasmine? |
323 | 00:10:45,133 | 00:10:46,467 | Are you scared? | Are you scared? |
324 | 00:10:47,767 | 00:10:48,867 | Well, you shouldn't be. | Well, you shouldn't be. |
325 | 00:10:50,400 | 00:10:51,734 | You're on Scare Tactics. | You're on Scare Tactics. |
326 | 00:10:54,333 | 00:10:56,400 | Your friend Kristina set you up. | Your friend Kristina set you up. |
327 | 00:10:56,433 | 00:10:57,700 | Oh, nice! | Oh, nice! |
328 | 00:10:57,734 | 00:10:59,166 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
329 | 00:10:59,200 | 00:11:00,266 | Good to know! | Good to know! |
330 | 00:11:01,567 | 00:11:02,400 | I hate you. | I hate you. |
331 | 00:11:03,967 | 00:11:05,400 | [Kristina] I love you. | [Kristina] I love you. |
332 | 00:11:05,433 | 00:11:06,734 | What did you think when you walked in the room | What did you think when you walked in the room |
333 | 00:11:06,767 | 00:11:08,066 | and you saw Vanessa? | and you saw Vanessa? |
334 | 00:11:08,100 | 00:11:10,066 | At first I was like, what's going on? | At first I was like, what's going on? |
335 | 00:11:10,066 | 00:11:12,533 | And then I was like, okay, let's get her out of here | And then I was like, okay, let's get her out of here |
336 | 00:11:12,567 | 00:11:14,066 | because she's clearly bleeding, | because she's clearly bleeding, |
337 | 00:11:14,100 | 00:11:16,100 | and definitely gonna kill you. | and definitely gonna kill you. |
338 | 00:11:19,700 | 00:11:22,967 | Hey Jasmine, if you really do end up killing your friend, | Hey Jasmine, if you really do end up killing your friend, |
339 | 00:11:23,066 | 00:11:26,500 | let me know, my Ferrari needs a new seat cover. | let me know, my Ferrari needs a new seat cover. |
340 | 00:11:26,533 | 00:11:27,734 | Up next. | Up next. |
341 | 00:11:27,767 | 00:11:28,667 | It's rare that I get an opportunity like this | It's rare that I get an opportunity like this |
342 | 00:11:28,700 | 00:11:30,333 | to actually be able go out. | to actually be able go out. |
343 | 00:11:30,367 | 00:11:32,066 | Well, you enjoy yourself, definitely. | Well, you enjoy yourself, definitely. |
344 | 00:11:32,100 | 00:11:34,700 | We find out why babysitting is a job | We find out why babysitting is a job |
345 | 00:11:34,734 | 00:11:37,100 | that can really sink its teeth into you. | that can really sink its teeth into you. |
346 | 00:11:38,066 | 00:11:39,166 | No, no, please, Bella. | No, no, please, Bella. |
347 | 00:11:39,200 | 00:11:40,233 | Like, I'll read you a story, please. | Like, I'll read you a story, please. |
348 | 00:11:40,266 | 00:11:41,600 | You could live forever with us. | You could live forever with us. |
349 | 00:11:41,633 | 00:11:42,667 | No, no, please. [Bella hisses] | No, no, please. [Bella hisses] |
350 | 00:11:42,700 | 00:11:45,166 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
351 | 00:11:47,233 | 00:11:49,700 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
352 | 00:11:51,200 | 00:11:54,800 | The award for best name of the night goes to Juste. | The award for best name of the night goes to Juste. |
353 | 00:11:54,834 | 00:11:57,900 | Juste's sister Ruta helped her earn a little extra cash | Juste's sister Ruta helped her earn a little extra cash |
354 | 00:11:57,934 | 00:12:00,367 | by finding her a babysitting job. | by finding her a babysitting job. |
355 | 00:12:00,400 | 00:12:02,700 | I wanna set up my sister, because this is payback | I wanna set up my sister, because this is payback |
356 | 00:12:02,734 | 00:12:05,333 | for all the times she's made me babysit my brother. | for all the times she's made me babysit my brother. |
357 | 00:12:05,367 | 00:12:07,367 | I suffered so now she's gonna suffer. | I suffered so now she's gonna suffer. |
358 | 00:12:07,734 | 00:12:11,066 | Juste, tonight you're looking after a very special girl. | Juste, tonight you're looking after a very special girl. |
359 | 00:12:11,100 | 00:12:15,133 | She's pale, hates garlic, and likes to bite animals. | She's pale, hates garlic, and likes to bite animals. |
360 | 00:12:15,166 | 00:12:18,233 | Dang, no wonder her dad needs a night off. | Dang, no wonder her dad needs a night off. |
361 | 00:12:20,100 | 00:12:22,600 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
362 | 00:12:23,066 | 00:12:24,233 | Thanks so much for doing this. | Thanks so much for doing this. |
363 | 00:12:24,266 | 00:12:25,500 | It's rare that I get an opportunity like this | It's rare that I get an opportunity like this |
364 | 00:12:25,533 | 00:12:27,834 | to actually be able to go out on a date. | to actually be able to go out on a date. |
365 | 00:12:27,867 | 00:12:29,800 | Aw, that's nice. | Aw, that's nice. |
366 | 00:12:29,834 | 00:12:31,066 | Well, you enjoy yourself, definitely. | Well, you enjoy yourself, definitely. |
367 | 00:12:31,100 | 00:12:32,567 | Bella will come out in just a bit, | Bella will come out in just a bit, |
368 | 00:12:32,600 | 00:12:35,266 | but let me tell you a few things about her condition. | but let me tell you a few things about her condition. |
369 | 00:12:35,300 | 00:12:38,300 | No dairy, no grains, no gluten. | No dairy, no grains, no gluten. |
370 | 00:12:38,333 | 00:12:41,567 | So basically if she's hungry, don't feed her. | So basically if she's hungry, don't feed her. |
371 | 00:12:41,600 | 00:12:42,767 | Okay. | Okay. |
372 | 00:12:42,800 | 00:12:44,667 | -Hi, I'm Bella. -Nice to meet you. | -Hi, I'm Bella. -Nice to meet you. |
373 | 00:12:44,700 | 00:12:46,500 | You gonna be okay for a couple hours, though, for food? | You gonna be okay for a couple hours, though, for food? |
374 | 00:12:46,533 | 00:12:47,734 | I'll bring you something. | I'll bring you something. |
375 | 00:12:47,767 | 00:12:48,800 | [Bella] I just woke up so-- | [Bella] I just woke up so-- |
376 | 00:12:48,834 | 00:12:50,066 | Oh good. | Oh good. |
377 | 00:12:50,100 | 00:12:51,533 | Gotta stay away from the sunlight. | Gotta stay away from the sunlight. |
378 | 00:12:51,567 | 00:12:52,467 | [doorbell rings] | [doorbell rings] |
379 | 00:12:52,500 | 00:12:53,567 | There she is. | There she is. |
380 | 00:12:53,600 | 00:12:54,934 | How do I look? | How do I look? |
381 | 00:12:54,967 | 00:12:55,767 | -Yeah? -Perfect. | -Yeah? -Perfect. |
382 | 00:12:55,800 | 00:12:57,300 | [man] Be right back. | [man] Be right back. |
383 | 00:12:57,333 | 00:12:58,300 | Hi. | Hi. |
384 | 00:12:58,333 | 00:12:59,133 | Hello. | Hello. |
385 | 00:12:59,166 | 00:13:00,667 | Oh, hi. | Oh, hi. |
386 | 00:13:00,700 | 00:13:01,834 | -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, as well. | -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, as well. |
387 | 00:13:01,867 | 00:13:03,767 | [man] All right, you be good, okay, sweetie? | [man] All right, you be good, okay, sweetie? |
388 | 00:13:03,800 | 00:13:04,967 | Have a great time, guys. | Have a great time, guys. |
389 | 00:13:05,066 | 00:13:05,867 | -Thanks, Juste. -Thank you so much. | -Thanks, Juste. -Thank you so much. |
390 | 00:13:05,900 | 00:13:07,567 | -Bye. -Bye. | -Bye. -Bye. |
391 | 00:13:07,600 | 00:13:10,100 | So, what do you wanna do first? | So, what do you wanna do first? |
392 | 00:13:10,133 | 00:13:11,166 | Do you like animals? | Do you like animals? |
393 | 00:13:11,200 | 00:13:13,834 | Yeah, I love animals. | Yeah, I love animals. |
394 | 00:13:13,867 | 00:13:15,500 | -Aw. -This is Edgar. | -Aw. -This is Edgar. |
395 | 00:13:15,533 | 00:13:16,834 | Edgar. | Edgar. |
396 | 00:13:16,867 | 00:13:18,066 | [Bella] He's my new pet. | [Bella] He's my new pet. |
397 | 00:13:18,100 | 00:13:19,200 | Hi Edgar. | Hi Edgar. |
398 | 00:13:19,233 | 00:13:20,433 | [smooches] | [smooches] |
399 | 00:13:20,467 | 00:13:22,266 | [Bella] He's good for emergencies. | [Bella] He's good for emergencies. |
400 | 00:13:24,066 | 00:13:25,967 | What kind of emergencies? | What kind of emergencies? |
401 | 00:13:26,066 | 00:13:27,800 | You know... | You know... |
402 | 00:13:27,834 | 00:13:29,867 | [eerie music] Oh, my stomach. | [eerie music] Oh, my stomach. |
403 | 00:13:29,900 | 00:13:31,867 | Ah, I'm a little hungry. | Ah, I'm a little hungry. |
404 | 00:13:31,900 | 00:13:33,100 | You wanna draw? | You wanna draw? |
405 | 00:13:33,133 | 00:13:35,433 | Yeah, it's in the chest in the library. | Yeah, it's in the chest in the library. |
406 | 00:13:35,467 | 00:13:36,900 | -I'm gonna watch him. -Okay. | -I'm gonna watch him. -Okay. |
407 | 00:13:41,834 | 00:13:44,667 | [rabbit squeals] | [rabbit squeals] |
408 | 00:13:50,533 | 00:13:51,367 | Edgar. | Edgar. |
409 | 00:13:54,633 | 00:13:56,200 | He probably just wants to sleep. | He probably just wants to sleep. |
410 | 00:13:57,300 | 00:13:58,667 | We'll just color. | We'll just color. |
411 | 00:13:59,734 | 00:14:01,066 | I'm tired now. | I'm tired now. |
412 | 00:14:01,100 | 00:14:02,633 | You can read with me. | You can read with me. |
413 | 00:14:02,667 | 00:14:03,500 | Okay. | Okay. |
414 | 00:14:05,200 | 00:14:07,467 | Liam was a large Newfoundland dog. | Liam was a large Newfoundland dog. |
415 | 00:14:07,500 | 00:14:10,300 | He had a shaggy black coat and a fine tail | He had a shaggy black coat and a fine tail |
416 | 00:14:10,333 | 00:14:12,633 | which curled every-- [door creaks open] | which curled every-- [door creaks open] |
417 | 00:14:12,667 | 00:14:13,500 | Hi. | Hi. |
418 | 00:14:14,567 | 00:14:17,834 | Dinner didn't go as expected. | Dinner didn't go as expected. |
419 | 00:14:17,867 | 00:14:19,066 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
420 | 00:14:19,100 | 00:14:20,266 | Felt you were hungry. | Felt you were hungry. |
421 | 00:14:21,433 | 00:14:23,633 | She was a little hungry, yeah. | She was a little hungry, yeah. |
422 | 00:14:23,667 | 00:14:24,700 | I brought you this. | I brought you this. |
423 | 00:14:27,066 | 00:14:28,834 | No, I don't want it. | No, I don't want it. |
424 | 00:14:28,867 | 00:14:30,133 | It's not fresh. | It's not fresh. |
425 | 00:14:30,166 | 00:14:31,066 | It's fresh. | It's fresh. |
426 | 00:14:32,934 | 00:14:34,133 | What is this? | What is this? |
427 | 00:14:34,166 | 00:14:35,734 | Do you wanna see how fresh it is? | Do you wanna see how fresh it is? |
428 | 00:14:37,433 | 00:14:39,500 | That's how fresh it is right there, Bella. | That's how fresh it is right there, Bella. |
429 | 00:14:39,533 | 00:14:40,700 | That's how fresh it is. | That's how fresh it is. |
430 | 00:14:42,333 | 00:14:44,333 | I don't want her! | I don't want her! |
431 | 00:14:46,333 | 00:14:47,166 | I want her! | I want her! |
432 | 00:14:48,600 | 00:14:51,333 | The young one wants you. | The young one wants you. |
433 | 00:14:52,934 | 00:14:54,100 | No, no, please, Bella. | No, no, please, Bella. |
434 | 00:14:54,133 | 00:14:55,533 | Like, I'll read you a story, please. | Like, I'll read you a story, please. |
435 | 00:14:55,567 | 00:14:58,734 | [Bella hisses] | [Bella hisses] |
436 | 00:14:58,767 | 00:15:01,200 | [man hisses] | [man hisses] |
437 | 00:15:04,300 | 00:15:06,266 | Take your place on the bed. | Take your place on the bed. |
438 | 00:15:06,300 | 00:15:07,433 | Let us feed. | Let us feed. |
439 | 00:15:07,467 | 00:15:08,633 | -No, please. -Let us feed. | -No, please. -Let us feed. |
440 | 00:15:08,667 | 00:15:09,967 | No, no please. | No, no please. |
441 | 00:15:10,066 | 00:15:11,667 | You could live forever with us. | You could live forever with us. |
442 | 00:15:13,166 | 00:15:15,600 | [man hisses] | [man hisses] |
443 | 00:15:17,533 | 00:15:19,300 | -Are you scared? -Yes. | -Are you scared? -Yes. |
444 | 00:15:19,333 | 00:15:20,533 | [man] Why? | [man] Why? |
445 | 00:15:20,567 | 00:15:21,967 | 'Cause I don't know what this is. | 'Cause I don't know what this is. |
446 | 00:15:22,066 | 00:15:23,333 | I'll tell you what it is. | I'll tell you what it is. |
447 | 00:15:25,934 | 00:15:27,100 | Scare Tactics. | Scare Tactics. |
448 | 00:15:28,433 | 00:15:30,633 | [Juste laughs] Your friend set you up. | [Juste laughs] Your friend set you up. |
449 | 00:15:30,667 | 00:15:31,967 | [upbeat music plays] | [upbeat music plays] |
450 | 00:15:32,066 | 00:15:34,066 | Oh, this feels so much better. | Oh, this feels so much better. |
451 | 00:15:34,066 | 00:15:35,367 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
452 | 00:15:35,400 | 00:15:36,834 | Come here, please don't eat me. | Come here, please don't eat me. |
453 | 00:15:36,867 | 00:15:38,400 | [Bella laughing] | [Bella laughing] |
454 | 00:15:38,433 | 00:15:39,533 | How much you love me? | How much you love me? |
455 | 00:15:39,567 | 00:15:40,967 | I hate you. | I hate you. |
456 | 00:15:41,066 | 00:15:43,066 | [man] Do you think you'll ever babysit again? | [man] Do you think you'll ever babysit again? |
457 | 00:15:43,066 | 00:15:43,867 | Maybe not. | Maybe not. |
458 | 00:15:45,700 | 00:15:47,133 | Hey, Juste. | Hey, Juste. |
459 | 00:15:47,166 | 00:15:49,233 | You're really gonna quit babysitting over a dead girl | You're really gonna quit babysitting over a dead girl |
460 | 00:15:49,266 | 00:15:50,867 | and some spilled blood? | and some spilled blood? |
461 | 00:15:50,900 | 00:15:52,433 | Amateur. | Amateur. |
462 | 00:15:52,467 | 00:15:53,900 | Still to come. | Still to come. |
463 | 00:15:53,934 | 00:15:55,567 | [man] A lot can really happen in the subconscious. | [man] A lot can really happen in the subconscious. |
464 | 00:15:55,600 | 00:15:57,600 | So what we do is we enter the subconscious | So what we do is we enter the subconscious |
465 | 00:15:57,633 | 00:15:59,900 | through the technology that I developed. | through the technology that I developed. |
466 | 00:15:59,934 | 00:16:02,233 | A session with a dream therapist? | A session with a dream therapist? |
467 | 00:16:02,266 | 00:16:03,333 | What a nightmare. | What a nightmare. |
468 | 00:16:04,200 | 00:16:05,500 | [men screaming] | [men screaming] |
469 | 00:16:05,533 | 00:16:06,834 | Three, two, one! | Three, two, one! |
470 | 00:16:06,867 | 00:16:07,800 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
471 | 00:16:07,834 | 00:16:09,066 | I'm terrified! | I'm terrified! |
472 | 00:16:09,100 | 00:16:11,600 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
473 | 00:16:13,266 | 00:16:15,767 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
474 | 00:16:17,066 | 00:16:18,600 | I'm gonna holler at Holly now. | I'm gonna holler at Holly now. |
475 | 00:16:18,633 | 00:16:20,133 | Hey, Holly! | Hey, Holly! |
476 | 00:16:20,166 | 00:16:23,867 | Holly's friend Damion got her a job with a dream therapist. | Holly's friend Damion got her a job with a dream therapist. |
477 | 00:16:23,900 | 00:16:27,200 | You know, a doctor who messes with your subconscious mind. | You know, a doctor who messes with your subconscious mind. |
478 | 00:16:27,233 | 00:16:29,667 | Well, I wanna put my best friend Holly on Scare Tactics | Well, I wanna put my best friend Holly on Scare Tactics |
479 | 00:16:29,700 | 00:16:30,900 | because she's a drama queen | because she's a drama queen |
480 | 00:16:30,934 | 00:16:32,800 | and always likes to be the center of attention. | and always likes to be the center of attention. |
481 | 00:16:32,834 | 00:16:35,500 | I wanna see what happens when everything goes wrong, | I wanna see what happens when everything goes wrong, |
482 | 00:16:35,533 | 00:16:37,100 | and she totally loses it. | and she totally loses it. |
483 | 00:16:37,133 | 00:16:39,734 | Now Holly, this doctor has a freaky new way | Now Holly, this doctor has a freaky new way |
484 | 00:16:39,767 | 00:16:42,767 | to enter his patients' dreams and cure them. | to enter his patients' dreams and cure them. |
485 | 00:16:42,800 | 00:16:45,567 | Problem is he doesn't have all the bugs worked out. | Problem is he doesn't have all the bugs worked out. |
486 | 00:16:45,600 | 00:16:47,934 | Some of his patients still wake up screaming, | Some of his patients still wake up screaming, |
487 | 00:16:47,967 | 00:16:49,300 | crying, or killing. | crying, or killing. |
488 | 00:16:49,333 | 00:16:51,133 | You know, the usual. | You know, the usual. |
489 | 00:16:52,066 | 00:16:54,567 | [eerie music] | [eerie music] |
490 | 00:16:55,500 | 00:16:56,734 | [man] Here, come here, I'll show you how everything works. | [man] Here, come here, I'll show you how everything works. |
491 | 00:16:56,767 | 00:16:57,600 | Okay. | Okay. |
492 | 00:16:59,066 | 00:17:01,767 | So it's pretty radical technology. | So it's pretty radical technology. |
493 | 00:17:01,800 | 00:17:05,066 | I've done some research in Freud's theories, | I've done some research in Freud's theories, |
494 | 00:17:05,100 | 00:17:07,266 | and I found that a lot can really happen | and I found that a lot can really happen |
495 | 00:17:07,300 | 00:17:08,500 | in the subconscious. | in the subconscious. |
496 | 00:17:08,533 | 00:17:10,567 | So, what we do is we enter the subconscious | So, what we do is we enter the subconscious |
497 | 00:17:10,600 | 00:17:13,166 | through the technology that I developed. | through the technology that I developed. |
498 | 00:17:13,200 | 00:17:14,233 | -Really? -Yeah. | -Really? -Yeah. |
499 | 00:17:14,266 | 00:17:15,667 | This is CIT. | This is CIT. |
500 | 00:17:15,700 | 00:17:18,700 | -It's basically short for Cognitive Imaging Technology. -Okay. | -It's basically short for Cognitive Imaging Technology. -Okay. |
501 | 00:17:18,734 | 00:17:20,467 | The patient is going to be wearing it, | The patient is going to be wearing it, |
502 | 00:17:20,500 | 00:17:22,300 | and I'm going to be wearing it. | and I'm going to be wearing it. |
503 | 00:17:22,333 | 00:17:23,767 | Okay. | Okay. |
504 | 00:17:23,800 | 00:17:26,867 | When they have really deep dreams, it can show up on here. | When they have really deep dreams, it can show up on here. |
505 | 00:17:26,900 | 00:17:28,934 | If there's anything that happens on this monitor, | If there's anything that happens on this monitor, |
506 | 00:17:28,967 | 00:17:31,900 | I want you to transmit it to that camera there. | I want you to transmit it to that camera there. |
507 | 00:17:31,934 | 00:17:33,066 | [Holly] Okay. | [Holly] Okay. |
508 | 00:17:33,100 | 00:17:34,400 | And you're, of course, waking us up. | And you're, of course, waking us up. |
509 | 00:17:34,433 | 00:17:35,834 | Check it out. | Check it out. |
510 | 00:17:35,867 | 00:17:37,333 | So what you're gonna do is you're gonna wave it. | So what you're gonna do is you're gonna wave it. |
511 | 00:17:37,367 | 00:17:38,867 | -So just-- -Yeah, any way. | -So just-- -Yeah, any way. |
512 | 00:17:38,900 | 00:17:41,233 | And there's actually a trigger command. | And there's actually a trigger command. |
513 | 00:17:41,266 | 00:17:43,467 | A countdown, three, two, one. | A countdown, three, two, one. |
514 | 00:17:43,500 | 00:17:45,367 | If I say zero it means I'm out of it. | If I say zero it means I'm out of it. |
515 | 00:17:45,400 | 00:17:46,433 | Zero. | Zero. |
516 | 00:17:46,467 | 00:17:47,500 | Perfect. | Perfect. |
517 | 00:17:47,533 | 00:17:48,567 | I'm good with that. | I'm good with that. |
518 | 00:17:49,800 | 00:17:50,800 | This is Brigitte. | This is Brigitte. |
519 | 00:17:50,834 | 00:17:52,333 | She's been sedated, basically. | She's been sedated, basically. |
520 | 00:17:52,367 | 00:17:54,633 | First thing, I'm gonna get you to put the CIT on. | First thing, I'm gonna get you to put the CIT on. |
521 | 00:17:54,667 | 00:17:56,066 | Are you gonna be here? | Are you gonna be here? |
522 | 00:17:56,100 | 00:17:57,433 | [assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna be here the whole time. | [assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna be here the whole time. |
523 | 00:17:57,467 | 00:17:58,834 | [Holly] Okay, here we go. | [Holly] Okay, here we go. |
524 | 00:18:00,667 | 00:18:02,266 | [man] Perfect, okay, now me. | [man] Perfect, okay, now me. |
525 | 00:18:02,300 | 00:18:03,100 | [Holly] Okay. | [Holly] Okay. |
526 | 00:18:03,133 | 00:18:04,867 | Great, yeah. | Great, yeah. |
527 | 00:18:04,900 | 00:18:06,100 | Is that comfortable? | Is that comfortable? |
528 | 00:18:06,133 | 00:18:07,066 | [man] I think it should do it, okay. | [man] I think it should do it, okay. |
529 | 00:18:07,066 | 00:18:09,934 | [monitor beeping] | [monitor beeping] |
530 | 00:18:16,266 | 00:18:17,467 | A picture of anxiety. | A picture of anxiety. |
531 | 00:18:18,900 | 00:18:20,300 | Twitching of her left arm. | Twitching of her left arm. |
532 | 00:18:24,767 | 00:18:26,734 | Seduction, a ring. | Seduction, a ring. |
533 | 00:18:31,867 | 00:18:33,066 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
534 | 00:18:33,100 | 00:18:34,300 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
535 | 00:18:34,333 | 00:18:35,133 | Zero. | Zero. |
536 | 00:18:35,166 | 00:18:36,734 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
537 | 00:18:36,767 | 00:18:38,100 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
538 | 00:18:38,133 | 00:18:39,400 | [man] Zero. | [man] Zero. |
539 | 00:18:39,433 | 00:18:40,633 | -How's it going? -Good. | -How's it going? -Good. |
540 | 00:18:44,200 | 00:18:45,934 | Thank you so much. | Thank you so much. |
541 | 00:18:45,967 | 00:18:46,800 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
542 | 00:18:53,500 | 00:18:54,767 | [man] Wow. | [man] Wow. |
543 | 00:18:54,800 | 00:18:56,633 | [woman] So should I... | [woman] So should I... |
544 | 00:18:56,667 | 00:18:57,467 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
545 | 00:18:57,500 | 00:18:58,400 | I wasn't expecting that. | I wasn't expecting that. |
546 | 00:18:58,433 | 00:19:00,200 | That's some real progress. | That's some real progress. |
547 | 00:19:00,233 | 00:19:01,200 | [Holly] Mm-hmm. | [Holly] Mm-hmm. |
548 | 00:19:01,233 | 00:19:03,066 | We've got another patient. | We've got another patient. |
549 | 00:19:03,066 | 00:19:05,066 | It's of personal significance for me. | It's of personal significance for me. |
550 | 00:19:06,700 | 00:19:10,400 | Basically, my testimony had helped put him away. | Basically, my testimony had helped put him away. |
551 | 00:19:11,467 | 00:19:12,900 | Are those handcuffs? | Are those handcuffs? |
552 | 00:19:12,934 | 00:19:14,567 | He's heavily sedated now so-- | He's heavily sedated now so-- |
553 | 00:19:14,600 | 00:19:16,300 | Yeah, but she wasn't after it came out, | Yeah, but she wasn't after it came out, |
554 | 00:19:16,333 | 00:19:17,600 | so I'm just kinda wondering. | so I'm just kinda wondering. |
555 | 00:19:17,633 | 00:19:18,967 | I don't wanna get murdered or anything. | I don't wanna get murdered or anything. |
556 | 00:19:19,066 | 00:19:20,133 | -No, no problem. -Okay. | -No, no problem. -Okay. |
557 | 00:19:20,166 | 00:19:22,066 | [man] This is a totally different situation. | [man] This is a totally different situation. |
558 | 00:19:23,500 | 00:19:25,266 | So let's get the CIT on. | So let's get the CIT on. |
559 | 00:19:25,300 | 00:19:27,300 | [Holly] Let's get the CIT on, okay. | [Holly] Let's get the CIT on, okay. |
560 | 00:19:31,667 | 00:19:34,567 | [monitor beeping] | [monitor beeping] |
561 | 00:19:40,900 | 00:19:41,734 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
562 | 00:19:43,200 | 00:19:44,233 | [yelling] | [yelling] |
563 | 00:19:44,266 | 00:19:45,066 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
564 | 00:19:45,100 | 00:19:47,300 | [men yelling] | [men yelling] |
565 | 00:19:47,333 | 00:19:48,834 | Three, two, one! | Three, two, one! |
566 | 00:19:49,934 | 00:19:51,266 | Three, two, one! | Three, two, one! |
567 | 00:19:51,300 | 00:19:52,633 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
568 | 00:19:52,667 | 00:19:53,800 | What am I doing here? | What am I doing here? |
569 | 00:19:53,834 | 00:19:55,066 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
570 | 00:19:55,066 | 00:19:56,967 | She's the doctor, isn't she? | She's the doctor, isn't she? |
571 | 00:19:57,066 | 00:19:59,066 | You put me away in jail. | You put me away in jail. |
572 | 00:19:59,100 | 00:20:00,934 | -I don't know. -No, of course not. | -I don't know. -No, of course not. |
573 | 00:20:02,066 | 00:20:03,000 | Why are you attacking me? | Why are you attacking me? |
574 | 00:20:03,033 | 00:20:04,600 | Because you put me away. | Because you put me away. |
575 | 00:20:04,633 | 00:20:06,133 | -I didn't put you away. -Yes, you did. | -I didn't put you away. -Yes, you did. |
576 | 00:20:06,166 | 00:20:07,700 | -I didn't put you away. -Yes you did. | -I didn't put you away. -Yes you did. |
577 | 00:20:07,734 | 00:20:08,967 | You're wearing a lab coat! | You're wearing a lab coat! |
578 | 00:20:09,000 | 00:20:10,967 | How can you explain your lab coat, then? | How can you explain your lab coat, then? |
579 | 00:20:11,000 | 00:20:12,033 | Are you scared? | Are you scared? |
580 | 00:20:12,066 | 00:20:13,266 | Yes, I'm terrified! | Yes, I'm terrified! |
581 | 00:20:13,300 | 00:20:15,400 | Well, you shouldn't be! | Well, you shouldn't be! |
582 | 00:20:16,667 | 00:20:19,000 | 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics. | 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics. |
583 | 00:20:19,033 | 00:20:20,567 | Oh God, thank God. | Oh God, thank God. |
584 | 00:20:20,600 | 00:20:22,467 | Your friend Damion totally set you up. | Your friend Damion totally set you up. |
585 | 00:20:22,500 | 00:20:24,233 | Where is he right now, 'cause I'm gonna kill him. | Where is he right now, 'cause I'm gonna kill him. |
586 | 00:20:24,266 | 00:20:25,166 | You have to love that don't you? | You have to love that don't you? |
587 | 00:20:25,200 | 00:20:26,400 | Oh, that was amazing. | Oh, that was amazing. |
588 | 00:20:26,433 | 00:20:27,834 | I thought you were gonna hit him for a minute. | I thought you were gonna hit him for a minute. |
589 | 00:20:27,867 | 00:20:29,433 | I was! | I was! |
590 | 00:20:29,467 | 00:20:31,066 | When you got here, what were you thinking? | When you got here, what were you thinking? |
591 | 00:20:31,100 | 00:20:33,467 | Looked like a setup to a horrible porn movie or something. | Looked like a setup to a horrible porn movie or something. |
592 | 00:20:33,500 | 00:20:35,166 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
593 | 00:20:35,200 | 00:20:37,834 | Thank you, Tracy Morgan, for the damn night terrors. | Thank you, Tracy Morgan, for the damn night terrors. |
594 | 00:20:37,867 | 00:20:38,700 | You suck. | You suck. |
595 | 00:20:41,433 | 00:20:42,300 | I suck? | I suck? |
596 | 00:20:42,333 | 00:20:43,333 | Come on, Holly. | Come on, Holly. |
597 | 00:20:43,367 | 00:20:45,400 | I'm just trying to have a little fun with dreams. | I'm just trying to have a little fun with dreams. |
598 | 00:20:45,433 | 00:20:48,900 | As for me, most of my dreams are about bikini girls | As for me, most of my dreams are about bikini girls |
599 | 00:20:48,934 | 00:20:50,600 | and helicopters. | and helicopters. |
600 | 00:20:50,633 | 00:20:51,500 | That's it for now. | That's it for now. |
601 | 00:20:51,533 | 00:20:53,800 | Till next time, watch your backs, people, | Till next time, watch your backs, people, |
602 | 00:20:53,834 | 00:20:55,200 | or this could happen to you. | or this could happen to you. |
603 | 00:20:55,800 | 00:20:56,800 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
604 | 00:20:56,834 | 00:20:57,633 | [Lauren] We gotta get her off the wall right now. | [Lauren] We gotta get her off the wall right now. |
605 | 00:20:57,667 | 00:20:58,633 | [man] What are you doing? | [man] What are you doing? |
606 | 00:20:58,667 | 00:21:00,767 | Hey! [screams] | Hey! [screams] |
607 | 00:21:00,800 | 00:21:01,767 | [man hisses] | [man hisses] |
608 | 00:21:01,800 | 00:21:02,600 | No, no, please. | No, no, please. |
609 | 00:21:02,633 | 00:21:04,734 | The young one wants you. | The young one wants you. |
610 | 00:21:04,767 | 00:21:05,567 | [Bella hisses] | [Bella hisses] |
611 | 00:21:05,600 | 00:21:06,767 | No, no, please, Bella. | No, no, please, Bella. |
612 | 00:21:06,800 | 00:21:07,967 | Like, I'll read you a story, please. | Like, I'll read you a story, please. |
613 | 00:21:08,066 | 00:21:09,600 | -I didn't put you away. -Yes, you did! | -I didn't put you away. -Yes, you did! |
614 | 00:21:09,633 | 00:21:11,834 | -I didn't put you away. -Yes, you did. | -I didn't put you away. -Yes, you did. |
615 | 00:21:11,867 | 00:21:13,400 | Three, two, one! | Three, two, one! |
616 | 00:21:13,433 | 00:21:15,166 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
617 | 00:21:15,200 | 00:21:16,133 | Oh my God! | Oh my God! |
618 | 00:21:16,166 | 00:21:17,467 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
619 | 00:21:17,500 | 00:21:19,567 | I'm scared as hell right now. | I'm scared as hell right now. |
620 | 00:21:19,600 | 00:21:22,500 | [Lauren screaming] | [Lauren screaming] |
621 | 00:21:23,967 | 00:21:24,967 | See ya. | See ya. |
622 | 00:21:25,333 | 00:21:28,066 | [intense music] | [intense music] |