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1 00:00:11,800 00:00:13,367 What I'm working on, it's gonna try What I'm working on, it's gonna try
2 00:00:13,400 00:00:16,233 and make the dead cells re-energize. and make the dead cells re-energize.
3 00:00:16,266 00:00:17,266 [alarm sounding] [alarm sounding]
4 00:00:17,300 00:00:19,100 [man yells] [man yells]
5 00:00:19,133 00:00:20,200 [screams] [screams]
6 00:00:20,233 00:00:22,300 You wanna turn on the TV maybe? You wanna turn on the TV maybe?
7 00:00:22,333 00:00:23,767 You're not here anymore! You're not here anymore!
8 00:00:23,800 00:00:25,033 I killed you. I killed you.
9 00:00:25,066 00:00:26,033 [laughing] [laughing]
10 00:00:26,066 00:00:27,233 [girl whimpers] Oh my gosh. [girl whimpers] Oh my gosh.
11 00:00:27,266 00:00:28,333 [screams] [screams]
12 00:00:28,367 00:00:30,533 So I was down in Honduras, fell in love with this boat. So I was down in Honduras, fell in love with this boat.
13 00:00:30,567 00:00:31,500 Okay. Okay.
14 00:00:31,533 00:00:33,734 As the story goes, a little boy was murdered As the story goes, a little boy was murdered
15 00:00:33,767 00:00:35,533 right here on the ship. right here on the ship.
16 00:00:35,567 00:00:36,967 What the hell? What the hell?
17 00:00:37,000 00:00:37,800 [shrieking] [shrieking]
18 00:00:37,834 00:00:41,200 [screaming hysterically] [screaming hysterically]
19 00:00:44,066 00:00:45,667 Oh my God. Oh my God.
20 00:00:45,700 00:00:47,600 [yelling] [yelling]
21 00:00:47,633 00:00:49,567 [screaming] [screaming]
22 00:00:49,600 00:00:50,734 Do it again! Do it again!
23 00:00:51,867 00:00:52,734 Are you scared? Are you scared?
24 00:00:52,767 00:00:53,734 You shouldn't be! You shouldn't be!
25 00:00:58,734 00:01:00,600 Okay, everybody. Okay, everybody.
26 00:01:00,633 00:01:03,066 Hide the sharp objects, turn off the lights, Hide the sharp objects, turn off the lights,
27 00:01:03,066 00:01:04,767 and charge up your defibrillator, and charge up your defibrillator,
28 00:01:04,800 00:01:06,800 'cause this is Scare Tactics. 'cause this is Scare Tactics.
29 00:01:06,834 00:01:09,900 I like to start things off by saying, ahoy, Schevon! I like to start things off by saying, ahoy, Schevon!
30 00:01:11,433 00:01:13,567 Schevon's friend Jadyn got her a job Schevon's friend Jadyn got her a job
31 00:01:13,600 00:01:15,633 cleaning up dirty old boats. cleaning up dirty old boats.
32 00:01:15,667 00:01:17,533 Watching Schevon on the show Watching Schevon on the show
33 00:01:17,567 00:01:20,333 is going to be a highlight of my year is going to be a highlight of my year
34 00:01:20,367 00:01:22,633 because she's just too funny. because she's just too funny.
35 00:01:22,667 00:01:24,133 She's gonna fuck somebody up. She's gonna fuck somebody up.
36 00:01:25,767 00:01:28,333 You're gonna love life on the high seas, Schevon. You're gonna love life on the high seas, Schevon.
37 00:01:28,367 00:01:30,300 Now I can't remember, did they tell you Now I can't remember, did they tell you
38 00:01:30,333 00:01:32,133 about the dead boy and the voodoo curse about the dead boy and the voodoo curse
39 00:01:32,166 00:01:35,066 before you got on the boat, or after? before you got on the boat, or after?
40 00:01:35,100 00:01:36,200 You know what? You know what?
41 00:01:36,233 00:01:37,734 It's probably not important. It's probably not important.
42 00:01:42,633 00:01:44,066 Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard.
43 00:01:44,533 00:01:45,600 Do you like boats? Do you like boats?
44 00:01:45,633 00:01:46,433 They're all right. They're all right.
45 00:01:46,467 00:01:47,633 They're all right? They're all right?
46 00:01:47,667 00:01:49,333 I was down in Honduras last month, I was down in Honduras last month,
47 00:01:49,367 00:01:51,500 and fell in love with this boat. and fell in love with this boat.
48 00:01:51,533 00:01:53,934 Bought it for about 10 thousand dollars. Bought it for about 10 thousand dollars.
49 00:01:53,967 00:01:56,433 Locals had all kinds of stories about it, Locals had all kinds of stories about it,
50 00:01:56,467 00:01:59,600 you know, superstitions, a little boy was murdered you know, superstitions, a little boy was murdered
51 00:01:59,633 00:02:01,266 in some cult ceremony or something. in some cult ceremony or something.
52 00:02:01,300 00:02:03,567 -Oh, wow. -Anyways. -Oh, wow. -Anyways.
53 00:02:03,600 00:02:05,133 So what we're gonna do is sort through some of this stuff, So what we're gonna do is sort through some of this stuff,
54 00:02:05,166 00:02:07,333 I just kinda want to see what's useful. I just kinda want to see what's useful.
55 00:02:07,367 00:02:09,967 So let's clear this off if we could, to start. So let's clear this off if we could, to start.
56 00:02:10,066 00:02:10,967 Okay. Okay.
57 00:02:11,066 00:02:12,066 Good job, ladies. Good job, ladies.
58 00:02:12,100 00:02:13,233 I can put these under here? I can put these under here?
59 00:02:13,266 00:02:14,300 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
60 00:02:14,333 00:02:15,533 Do your best with the napkins, Do your best with the napkins,
61 00:02:15,567 00:02:16,767 -I'll come back. -Okay, thank you. -I'll come back. -Okay, thank you.
62 00:02:16,800 00:02:18,200 Lemme know if you need anything, okay? Lemme know if you need anything, okay?
63 00:02:18,233 00:02:20,133 Are we supposed to fold all of them? Are we supposed to fold all of them?
64 00:02:20,166 00:02:21,400 I don't know. I don't know.
65 00:02:28,367 00:02:30,767 [mysterious shuffling] [mysterious shuffling]
66 00:02:30,800 00:02:32,467 I think I got it, no? I think I got it, no?
67 00:02:34,233 00:02:37,133 Listen, did you hear some like scurrying Listen, did you hear some like scurrying
68 00:02:37,166 00:02:38,166 and stuff like that? and stuff like that?
69 00:02:39,100 00:02:39,900 No? No?
70 00:02:39,934 00:02:41,066 Should we have? Should we have?
71 00:02:41,066 00:02:41,867 I just. I just.
72 00:02:43,934 00:02:46,333 [clattering] [clattering]
73 00:02:47,633 00:02:48,834 [man] You heard that. [man] You heard that.
74 00:02:48,867 00:02:49,667 Yeah but was there something on it? Yeah but was there something on it?
75 00:02:49,700 00:02:51,367 Like was it stable? Like was it stable?
76 00:02:51,400 00:02:52,734 Let's not jump to any conclusions. Let's not jump to any conclusions.
77 00:02:52,767 00:02:54,066 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
78 00:02:54,066 00:02:55,500 We should stick together I guess. We should stick together I guess.
79 00:02:56,633 00:02:58,066 [chirping] [chirping]
80 00:02:58,066 00:02:59,133 Okay, see? Okay, see?
81 00:02:59,166 00:03:00,367 It's just falling. It's just falling.
82 00:03:00,400 00:03:01,600 -Yeah it just fell off. -It just fell. -Yeah it just fell off. -It just fell.
83 00:03:01,633 00:03:03,633 -It just fell. -Yeah. -It just fell. -Yeah.
84 00:03:03,667 00:03:05,266 Let's document this. Let's document this.
85 00:03:05,300 00:03:06,533 Crazy stuff like this has been happening Crazy stuff like this has been happening
86 00:03:06,567 00:03:08,066 ever since I got this boat. ever since I got this boat.
87 00:03:08,100 00:03:10,433 [rummaging] [rummaging]
88 00:03:11,467 00:03:13,200 I'm gonna check it, you guys go back to the napkins. I'm gonna check it, you guys go back to the napkins.
89 00:03:13,233 00:03:14,066 I'll check it. I'll check it.
90 00:03:14,066 00:03:14,934 Okay. Okay.
91 00:03:14,967 00:03:16,066 [man] Stay on your walkie-talkie though. [man] Stay on your walkie-talkie though.
92 00:03:16,066 00:03:16,867 -Yeah. -Okay. -Yeah. -Okay.
93 00:03:19,633 00:03:21,700 Was this always here? Was this always here?
94 00:03:21,734 00:03:22,533 What is that? What is that?
95 00:03:22,567 00:03:23,900 I don't know. I don't know.
96 00:03:23,934 00:03:25,467 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
97 00:03:25,500 00:03:28,166 Where's the napkins we tied? Where's the napkins we tied?
98 00:03:28,200 00:03:29,066 I don't know. I don't know.
99 00:03:29,934 00:03:31,367 That's really creepy. That's really creepy.
100 00:03:31,400 00:03:32,500 Okay, well. Okay, well.
101 00:03:37,633 00:03:39,767 What the hell. What the hell.
102 00:03:39,800 00:03:40,900 Hey are you guys okay? Hey are you guys okay?
103 00:03:40,934 00:03:42,133 [walkie-talkie squeals] [Schevon yelps] [walkie-talkie squeals] [Schevon yelps]
104 00:03:42,166 00:03:43,367 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
105 00:03:43,400 00:03:44,700 That scared the shit outta me. That scared the shit outta me.
106 00:03:44,734 00:03:45,667 Oh my God. Oh my God.
107 00:03:45,700 00:03:46,834 [man] Talk to me guys, did you hear that-- [man] Talk to me guys, did you hear that--
108 00:03:46,867 00:03:48,567 Hey, did you move the napkins that were on the table? Hey, did you move the napkins that were on the table?
109 00:03:48,600 00:03:50,834 [man] Are you telling me the napkins are gone again? [man] Are you telling me the napkins are gone again?
110 00:03:50,867 00:03:51,667 Again? Again?
111 00:03:51,700 00:03:53,900 [man] Okay, I'm coming, okay? [man] Okay, I'm coming, okay?
112 00:03:53,934 00:03:55,100 'Kay guys lets get out of here, okay? 'Kay guys lets get out of here, okay?
113 00:03:55,133 00:03:56,066 Where we going? Where we going?
114 00:03:56,100 00:03:57,066 In here in the other room. In here in the other room.
115 00:03:57,066 00:03:58,066 Get away from that stuff. Get away from that stuff.
116 00:03:59,600 00:04:01,066 This is why they wanna get rid of the boat. This is why they wanna get rid of the boat.
117 00:04:01,100 00:04:02,967 They waved goodbye, they had music playing, They waved goodbye, they had music playing,
118 00:04:03,066 00:04:05,200 they were screaming about some demon boy. they were screaming about some demon boy.
119 00:04:05,233 00:04:06,633 I think they were happy to get rid of this thing, I think they were happy to get rid of this thing,
120 00:04:06,667 00:04:08,700 it's probably cursed or something. it's probably cursed or something.
121 00:04:08,734 00:04:09,600 Maybe we should pray. Maybe we should pray.
122 00:04:09,633 00:04:10,834 Are you Catholic? Are you Catholic?
123 00:04:10,867 00:04:13,133 Just stay here, I'm gonna go check this out. Just stay here, I'm gonna go check this out.
124 00:04:13,166 00:04:13,967 [crashes] [crashes]
125 00:04:14,066 00:04:16,333 [screaming] [screaming]
126 00:04:18,200 00:04:19,600 No, no, no I can't. I can't. No, no, no I can't. I can't.
127 00:04:19,633 00:04:20,433 I can't do this. I can't do this.
128 00:04:20,467 00:04:21,266 [shrieks] [shrieks]
129 00:04:21,300 00:04:22,367 [screaming hysterically] [screaming hysterically]
130 00:04:22,400 00:04:23,200 Oh! Oh!
131 00:04:23,233 00:04:26,367 [screaming] [screaming]
132 00:04:26,400 00:04:29,400 [creature gurgling] [creature gurgling]
133 00:04:33,233 00:04:34,467 Schevon! Schevon!
134 00:04:34,500 00:04:35,300 Are you scared? Are you scared?
135 00:04:35,333 00:04:36,133 Yes! Yes!
136 00:04:36,166 00:04:37,233 You shouldn't be. You shouldn't be.
137 00:04:37,266 00:04:39,266 You're on Scare Tactics. You're on Scare Tactics.
138 00:04:41,500 00:04:42,700 [laughs] [laughs]
139 00:04:42,734 00:04:44,233 It's all a joke. It's all a joke.
140 00:04:45,767 00:04:47,233 Oh my, oh jeez. Oh my, oh jeez.
141 00:04:47,266 00:04:49,767 What's going through your mind right now? What's going through your mind right now?
142 00:04:49,800 00:04:51,066 Are we still doing this boat thing? Are we still doing this boat thing?
143 00:04:51,066 00:04:51,867 No. No.
144 00:04:51,900 00:04:53,800 This is all made up. This is all made up.
145 00:04:53,834 00:04:56,533 On a scale of one to 10, how scared are you? On a scale of one to 10, how scared are you?
146 00:04:56,567 00:04:57,400 Maybe 10? Maybe 10?
147 00:04:58,834 00:05:00,200 If you didn't move after that I'd chuck you. If you didn't move after that I'd chuck you.
148 00:05:00,233 00:05:02,300 Oh yeah girl, you shoved me real good. Oh yeah girl, you shoved me real good.
149 00:05:02,333 00:05:03,433 [laughing] [laughing]
150 00:05:03,467 00:05:05,467 [cackling] [cackling]
151 00:05:05,500 00:05:06,900 I got ya. I got ya.
152 00:05:06,934 00:05:08,066 You're wicked. You're wicked.
153 00:05:08,100 00:05:09,166 And you're gonna get her back? And you're gonna get her back?
154 00:05:09,200 00:05:10,867 -Yeah. -She is gonna kill me. -Yeah. -She is gonna kill me.
155 00:05:10,900 00:05:12,900 [sighs] [sighs]
156 00:05:14,600 00:05:17,967 Damn girl, careful with all that screaming. Damn girl, careful with all that screaming.
157 00:05:18,066 00:05:21,600 Don't you know crazy sea monsters have sensitive ears? Don't you know crazy sea monsters have sensitive ears?
158 00:05:21,633 00:05:23,333 Coming up. Coming up.
159 00:05:23,367 00:05:25,066 What I'm working on, it's gonna try What I'm working on, it's gonna try
160 00:05:25,066 00:05:28,066 and make the dead cells re-energize. and make the dead cells re-energize.
161 00:05:28,100 00:05:30,266 A scientific breakthrough gives a dead murderer A scientific breakthrough gives a dead murderer
162 00:05:30,300 00:05:32,633 a second chance at killing. a second chance at killing.
163 00:05:33,967 00:05:34,934 [chokes] [chokes]
164 00:05:34,967 00:05:35,767 [screams] [screams]
165 00:05:35,800 00:05:37,066 [roars] [roars]
166 00:05:37,066 00:05:38,867 Please leave me alone, I didn't do anything. Please leave me alone, I didn't do anything.
167 00:05:47,066 00:05:49,834 I want you all to meet the lovely Stasia. I want you all to meet the lovely Stasia.
168 00:05:49,867 00:05:52,266 Stasia's friend Joseph likes her so much Stasia's friend Joseph likes her so much
169 00:05:52,300 00:05:56,166 he got her a job at a lab that experiments on the dead. he got her a job at a lab that experiments on the dead.
170 00:05:56,200 00:05:58,300 Way to impress a lady, Joseph. Way to impress a lady, Joseph.
171 00:05:58,333 00:06:02,433 I wanna set up Stasia because she loves to nag me. I wanna set up Stasia because she loves to nag me.
172 00:06:02,467 00:06:04,300 Literally nag me all the time. Literally nag me all the time.
173 00:06:04,333 00:06:05,900 She likes to make fun of me, get at me, She likes to make fun of me, get at me,
174 00:06:05,934 00:06:08,233 and I'm always like, one day I will get her back and I'm always like, one day I will get her back
175 00:06:08,266 00:06:10,433 and looks like it's right now. and looks like it's right now.
176 00:06:11,333 00:06:12,834 Word of warning, Stasia. Word of warning, Stasia.
177 00:06:12,867 00:06:16,300 Someone in this facility is about to have a gas problem. Someone in this facility is about to have a gas problem.
178 00:06:16,333 00:06:19,533 And it's not the funny "pull my finger" kind. And it's not the funny "pull my finger" kind.
179 00:06:19,567 00:06:21,567 [toots] [toots]
180 00:06:23,433 00:06:24,567 Come with me. Come with me.
181 00:06:24,600 00:06:25,800 I have another assistant in the back there. I have another assistant in the back there.
182 00:06:25,834 00:06:26,633 You're gonna help me with some stuff. You're gonna help me with some stuff.
183 00:06:26,667 00:06:27,467 -Hello. -Hey, -Hello. -Hey,
184 00:06:27,500 00:06:28,500 My name's Stasia. My name's Stasia.
185 00:06:28,533 00:06:29,533 -Hi, sorry what's-- -Stasia. -Hi, sorry what's-- -Stasia.
186 00:06:29,567 00:06:30,934 Stasia, Andy. Stasia, Andy.
187 00:06:30,967 00:06:32,400 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
188 00:06:32,433 00:06:33,633 Stasia, if you just wanna have a seat for me. Stasia, if you just wanna have a seat for me.
189 00:06:33,667 00:06:37,300 What we are is a lab and cold storage facility. What we are is a lab and cold storage facility.
190 00:06:37,333 00:06:39,900 When there's people who die who don't have any family, When there's people who die who don't have any family,
191 00:06:39,934 00:06:41,400 they're just kind of stored here. they're just kind of stored here.
192 00:06:41,433 00:06:43,667 We're gonna have a delivery being made shortly, actually. We're gonna have a delivery being made shortly, actually.
193 00:06:43,700 00:06:44,667 Wow. Wow.
194 00:06:44,700 00:06:45,900 An inmate. An inmate.
195 00:06:45,934 00:06:47,100 I guess he was in prison for murdering I guess he was in prison for murdering
196 00:06:47,133 00:06:48,967 a member of his family. a member of his family.
197 00:06:49,066 00:06:52,066 So we also do this for animals who have been used So we also do this for animals who have been used
198 00:06:52,100 00:06:53,667 in scientific testing and stuff like that. in scientific testing and stuff like that.
199 00:06:53,700 00:06:55,834 Okay, so I'll take you guys into the lab. Okay, so I'll take you guys into the lab.
200 00:06:58,967 00:07:01,066 If you wanna go 'head, you can remove the sheet. If you wanna go 'head, you can remove the sheet.
201 00:07:01,066 00:07:01,867 Sure. Sure.
202 00:07:04,300 00:07:07,367 This is a rabbit that was used in some medical testing. This is a rabbit that was used in some medical testing.
203 00:07:07,400 00:07:10,400 What I'm working on is osmotic gas. What I'm working on is osmotic gas.
204 00:07:10,433 00:07:14,834 And it's gonna try and make the dead cells re-energize. And it's gonna try and make the dead cells re-energize.
205 00:07:14,867 00:07:16,600 The gas is harmless to anything living. The gas is harmless to anything living.
206 00:07:16,633 00:07:17,433 That's good. That's good.
207 00:07:17,467 00:07:18,266 Yes, yes. Yes, yes.
208 00:07:18,300 00:07:19,567 No, that's for sure. No, that's for sure.
209 00:07:21,667 00:07:24,400 Oh, the cold storage is actually full Oh, the cold storage is actually full
210 00:07:24,433 00:07:25,700 so we'll just leave him there for now so we'll just leave him there for now
211 00:07:25,734 00:07:27,367 and then we'll deal with that in a minute. and then we'll deal with that in a minute.
212 00:07:27,400 00:07:29,633 You're gonna be in charge of turning this knob You're gonna be in charge of turning this knob
213 00:07:29,667 00:07:31,133 when I give you the countdown. when I give you the countdown.
214 00:07:31,166 00:07:33,266 So I'll be with you shortly over the mic. So I'll be with you shortly over the mic.
215 00:07:33,300 00:07:35,667 -Okay so-- -That's gonna scare me. -Okay so-- -That's gonna scare me.
216 00:07:35,700 00:07:36,533 The body. The body.
217 00:07:38,367 00:07:40,600 So this ones still in like all jail clothes and stuff? So this ones still in like all jail clothes and stuff?
218 00:07:40,633 00:07:42,200 Yeah. Yeah.
219 00:07:42,233 00:07:43,133 [Doctor] Get ready. [Doctor] Get ready.
220 00:07:43,166 00:07:44,066 I'm gonna count you down. I'm gonna count you down.
221 00:07:44,066 00:07:46,233 Three, two, one, Three, two, one,
222 00:07:46,266 00:07:47,333 engage. engage.
223 00:07:49,133 00:07:49,967 There we go. There we go.
224 00:07:51,800 00:07:53,767 Turn the knob to the right. Turn the knob to the right.
225 00:07:53,800 00:07:55,400 Great. Great.
226 00:07:55,433 00:07:56,233 Anything? Anything?
227 00:07:56,266 00:07:57,567 No, Ma'am. No, Ma'am.
228 00:07:57,600 00:07:58,734 Ah, well come on out. Ah, well come on out.
229 00:08:01,467 00:08:02,467 Oh my. Oh my.
230 00:08:02,500 00:08:03,300 It's up. It's up.
231 00:08:03,333 00:08:04,133 The bunny's up. The bunny's up.
232 00:08:04,166 00:08:04,967 Doctor Ash. Doctor Ash.
233 00:08:05,066 00:08:06,500 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
234 00:08:06,533 00:08:08,066 -Wow. -Oh my God. -Wow. -Oh my God.
235 00:08:09,066 00:08:10,200 Well let's do another one. Well let's do another one.
236 00:08:10,233 00:08:11,133 Wow. Wow.
237 00:08:11,166 00:08:12,700 This is a slightly older. This is a slightly older.
238 00:08:12,734 00:08:14,900 The only thing is the eyes look more creepy. The only thing is the eyes look more creepy.
239 00:08:14,934 00:08:16,367 This is very exciting. This is very exciting.
240 00:08:16,400 00:08:18,066 So we're gonna do the exact same thing again, okay? So we're gonna do the exact same thing again, okay?
241 00:08:18,100 00:08:19,500 Okay. Okay.
242 00:08:19,533 00:08:22,200 [Doctor Ash] Okay in three, two, one. [Doctor Ash] Okay in three, two, one.
243 00:08:22,233 00:08:23,266 Engage. Engage.
244 00:08:27,100 00:08:29,367 [siren blaring] [siren blaring]
245 00:08:29,400 00:08:30,400 Disengage. Disengage.
246 00:08:30,433 00:08:31,567 Disengage, Stasia. Disengage, Stasia.
247 00:08:31,600 00:08:33,200 It's turned all the way right. It's turned all the way right.
248 00:08:33,233 00:08:34,900 [Doctor Ash] I'm gonna have to put you in quarantine okay? [Doctor Ash] I'm gonna have to put you in quarantine okay?
249 00:08:34,934 00:08:36,333 What? What?
250 00:08:36,367 00:08:37,667 Just don't take any deep breaths okay? Just don't take any deep breaths okay?
251 00:08:37,700 00:08:39,967 [coughing] [coughing]
252 00:08:42,467 00:08:44,867 [Stasia muttering] [Stasia muttering]
253 00:08:44,900 00:08:45,834 What? What?
254 00:08:45,867 00:08:46,900 Just praying. Just praying.
255 00:08:46,934 00:08:47,734 Just praying? Just praying?
256 00:08:47,767 00:08:50,066 [grumbling] [grumbling]
257 00:08:50,066 00:08:50,900 Oh my God. Oh my God.
258 00:08:50,934 00:08:52,700 [groaning] [groaning]
259 00:08:52,734 00:08:54,834 [screams] [screams]
260 00:08:54,867 00:08:56,767 Stay calm, stay calm. Stay calm, stay calm.
261 00:08:56,800 00:08:58,066 Chill. Chill man. Chill. Chill man.
262 00:08:59,800 00:09:01,300 You did this. You did this.
263 00:09:01,333 00:09:04,533 No, no he didn't, he's a good guy, he didn't do anything. No, no he didn't, he's a good guy, he didn't do anything.
264 00:09:04,567 00:09:05,400 Who are you? Who are you?
265 00:09:06,867 00:09:08,166 Are you from the prison? Are you from the prison?
266 00:09:08,200 00:09:09,066 No, hell no. No, hell no.
267 00:09:09,066 00:09:10,533 Did you stab me? Did you stab me?
268 00:09:10,567 00:09:12,066 I am from a church. I am from a church.
269 00:09:12,066 00:09:13,266 Am I in heaven? Am I in heaven?
270 00:09:13,300 00:09:14,467 Do you wanna come to church? Do you wanna come to church?
271 00:09:14,500 00:09:15,433 I can take you to church. I can take you to church.
272 00:09:15,467 00:09:16,934 I don't believe in God. I don't believe in God.
273 00:09:16,967 00:09:18,800 [roars] [roars]
274 00:09:18,834 00:09:20,266 Stop please, leave me-- Stop please, leave me--
275 00:09:20,300 00:09:22,667 Please, please leave me alone, I didn't do anything. Please, please leave me alone, I didn't do anything.
276 00:09:22,700 00:09:24,667 Are you scared? Are you scared?
277 00:09:24,700 00:09:27,166 Well you shouldn't be. Well you shouldn't be.
278 00:09:27,200 00:09:29,734 You're on Scare Tactics. You're on Scare Tactics.
279 00:09:30,900 00:09:32,567 Oh my God, you're lying. Oh my God, you're lying.
280 00:09:32,600 00:09:33,934 You're kidding me. You're kidding me.
281 00:09:33,967 00:09:35,734 I hate all you guys. I hate all you guys.
282 00:09:35,767 00:09:38,100 Joseph did not set me up, you're lying right now. Joseph did not set me up, you're lying right now.
283 00:09:38,133 00:09:39,066 You're lying. You're lying.
284 00:09:39,066 00:09:39,934 It was all a prank. It was all a prank.
285 00:09:39,967 00:09:41,600 I don't like you! I don't like you!
286 00:09:41,633 00:09:43,900 Oh my God! [laughing] Oh my God! [laughing]
287 00:09:43,934 00:09:46,066 Let go of me, let go of me right now. Let go of me, let go of me right now.
288 00:09:46,066 00:09:47,767 You startled me, what if I had a heart attack You startled me, what if I had a heart attack
289 00:09:47,800 00:09:49,200 and like died? and like died?
290 00:09:49,233 00:09:51,233 So now that you know that your buddy set you up. So now that you know that your buddy set you up.
291 00:09:51,266 00:09:52,433 Are you gonna try and get him back? Are you gonna try and get him back?
292 00:09:52,467 00:09:53,433 No. No.
293 00:09:53,467 00:09:54,333 I'll leave karma to that. I'll leave karma to that.
294 00:09:54,367 00:09:58,500 Oh! [laughs] Oh! [laughs]
295 00:09:58,533 00:10:00,066 Karma, by butt. Karma, by butt.
296 00:10:00,066 00:10:01,166 Did you see how quick she was Did you see how quick she was
297 00:10:01,200 00:10:02,834 to beat her friend with a shoe? to beat her friend with a shoe?
298 00:10:02,867 00:10:05,533 You don't need karma with skills like that. You don't need karma with skills like that.
299 00:10:05,567 00:10:06,734 Coming up. Coming up.
300 00:10:06,767 00:10:08,000 Do you wanna turn on the TV maybe? Do you wanna turn on the TV maybe?
301 00:10:08,033 00:10:09,900 I wanna watch a home movie. I wanna watch a home movie.
302 00:10:09,934 00:10:12,934 Proof that TV can be hazardous to your health. Proof that TV can be hazardous to your health.
303 00:10:14,133 00:10:15,200 I killed you. I killed you.
304 00:10:15,233 00:10:16,633 You're gonna be punished. You're gonna be punished.
305 00:10:16,667 00:10:17,900 [screams and cries] [screams and cries]
306 00:10:17,934 00:10:19,233 Oh my gosh, oh my-- Oh my gosh, oh my--
307 00:10:27,867 00:10:29,900 I wanna say hi to Sabrina. I wanna say hi to Sabrina.
308 00:10:29,934 00:10:31,533 Hi Sabrina. Hi Sabrina.
309 00:10:31,567 00:10:34,533 Sabrina's pal, Chelsi, got her a babysitting job Sabrina's pal, Chelsi, got her a babysitting job
310 00:10:34,567 00:10:36,367 in a beautiful mansion. in a beautiful mansion.
311 00:10:36,400 00:10:37,834 I'm gonna set up my friend Sabrina I'm gonna set up my friend Sabrina
312 00:10:37,867 00:10:39,200 because she's scared of everything, because she's scared of everything,
313 00:10:39,233 00:10:41,667 ghost, spiders, vampires, aliens. ghost, spiders, vampires, aliens.
314 00:10:41,700 00:10:43,633 She likes to pull a few pranks on me every once She likes to pull a few pranks on me every once
315 00:10:43,667 00:10:45,533 in a while and this is a great way to get her back. in a while and this is a great way to get her back.
316 00:10:45,567 00:10:47,066 She deserves it. She deserves it.
317 00:10:47,100 00:10:50,033 Be careful Sabrina, the kids you're babysitting Be careful Sabrina, the kids you're babysitting
318 00:10:50,066 00:10:52,600 have a nasty sibling rivalry. have a nasty sibling rivalry.
319 00:10:52,633 00:10:55,066 Even though one of them has been dead for a year. Even though one of them has been dead for a year.
320 00:10:58,967 00:11:00,300 Have you babysat before? Have you babysat before?
321 00:11:00,333 00:11:01,800 Are you comfortable with everything? Are you comfortable with everything?
322 00:11:01,834 00:11:02,900 Yeah pretty much. Yeah pretty much.
323 00:11:02,934 00:11:04,300 What kind of experience do you have? What kind of experience do you have?
324 00:11:04,333 00:11:06,533 I've babysat family members, like cousins, I've babysat family members, like cousins,
325 00:11:06,567 00:11:07,567 stuff like that. stuff like that.
326 00:11:07,600 00:11:08,934 I'm good with kids. I'm good with kids.
327 00:11:08,967 00:11:11,834 I should let you know that we had tragedy I should let you know that we had tragedy
328 00:11:11,867 00:11:15,066 here in the house. here in the house.
329 00:11:15,100 00:11:17,133 I think there's a way for me to explain this better. I think there's a way for me to explain this better.
330 00:11:17,166 00:11:19,066 I'm just gonna show you another part of the house. I'm just gonna show you another part of the house.
331 00:11:19,100 00:11:20,333 Okay. Okay.
332 00:11:20,367 00:11:22,867 So what is this, the garage or something? So what is this, the garage or something?
333 00:11:24,200 00:11:28,600 Last summer, my son Anthony drowned in this pool. Last summer, my son Anthony drowned in this pool.
334 00:11:28,633 00:11:30,500 I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm so sorry to hear that.
335 00:11:30,533 00:11:33,200 We have have a shrine to his memory here. We have have a shrine to his memory here.
336 00:11:34,100 00:11:37,100 He was a champion swimmer. He was a champion swimmer.
337 00:11:37,133 00:11:38,367 Doesn't make sense. Doesn't make sense.
338 00:11:39,567 00:11:41,700 Goodbye Anthony, we'll see you soon. Goodbye Anthony, we'll see you soon.
339 00:11:43,500 00:11:45,100 If you wanna. If you wanna.
340 00:11:45,133 00:11:46,233 Bye Anthony. Bye Anthony.
341 00:11:48,066 00:11:49,233 I'll take you back up I'll take you back up
342 00:11:49,266 00:11:50,533 and let's introduce you to Annabelle. and let's introduce you to Annabelle.
343 00:11:52,834 00:11:54,066 Aw she's so cute. Aw she's so cute.
344 00:11:54,066 00:11:55,800 Hi, Annabelle, I'm gonna be your babysitter. Hi, Annabelle, I'm gonna be your babysitter.
345 00:11:55,834 00:11:56,967 -Be good now. -I will. -Be good now. -I will.
346 00:11:57,066 00:11:57,934 It was very nice meeting you, It was very nice meeting you,
347 00:11:57,967 00:11:59,233 I'll see you in a little bit. I'll see you in a little bit.
348 00:11:59,266 00:12:00,700 Alrighty. Alrighty.
349 00:12:00,734 00:12:02,500 So how are you doing? So how are you doing?
350 00:12:02,533 00:12:04,066 I'm okay, how are you? I'm okay, how are you?
351 00:12:04,100 00:12:05,200 I'm good, thank you. I'm good, thank you.
352 00:12:05,233 00:12:06,834 Good, wanna draw? Good, wanna draw?
353 00:12:06,867 00:12:07,700 Sure. Sure.
354 00:12:08,600 00:12:10,667 Do you have any siblings? Do you have any siblings?
355 00:12:10,700 00:12:12,066 No, I'm an only child. No, I'm an only child.
356 00:12:13,233 00:12:14,767 When I was younger I didn't like it as much When I was younger I didn't like it as much
357 00:12:14,800 00:12:15,934 'cause there was nobody to play with 'cause there was nobody to play with
358 00:12:15,967 00:12:17,934 but I had every single toy. but I had every single toy.
359 00:12:17,967 00:12:20,200 But now I like it, I'm used to it. But now I like it, I'm used to it.
360 00:12:20,233 00:12:21,567 Can I see your flower? Can I see your flower?
361 00:12:21,600 00:12:23,200 -I'm not the artistic type. -It looks pretty. -I'm not the artistic type. -It looks pretty.
362 00:12:23,233 00:12:24,700 -Oh really? -It looks nice. -Oh really? -It looks nice.
363 00:12:24,734 00:12:26,400 So does your portrait so far. So does your portrait so far.
364 00:12:26,433 00:12:27,233 Do you know who it is? Do you know who it is?
365 00:12:27,266 00:12:28,233 It's Anthony. It's Anthony.
366 00:12:34,567 00:12:35,567 What's the matter? What's the matter?
367 00:12:37,133 00:12:38,066 I don't wanna talk about it. I don't wanna talk about it.
368 00:12:38,066 00:12:38,900 Okay. Okay.
369 00:12:41,900 00:12:43,600 Do you wanna turn on the TV maybe? Do you wanna turn on the TV maybe?
370 00:12:43,633 00:12:45,066 I wanna watch a home movie. I wanna watch a home movie.
371 00:12:45,100 00:12:45,934 Okay. Okay.
372 00:12:49,800 00:12:52,066 This is my Dad's favorite movie. This is my Dad's favorite movie.
373 00:12:52,100 00:12:53,400 That's Anthony. That's Anthony.
374 00:12:53,433 00:12:54,600 Really. Really.
375 00:12:54,633 00:12:55,800 He was their favorite. He was their favorite.
376 00:12:56,900 00:12:57,867 Don't say that. Don't say that.
377 00:12:59,233 00:13:01,800 They say he was a great swimmer. They say he was a great swimmer.
378 00:13:01,834 00:13:02,800 You don't think he was a good swimmer? You don't think he was a good swimmer?
379 00:13:02,834 00:13:04,166 He wasn't better than me. He wasn't better than me.
380 00:13:06,667 00:13:07,500 I proved that. I proved that.
381 00:13:10,467 00:13:11,867 What the hell-- What the hell--
382 00:13:13,700 00:13:16,633 He never likes it when I talk about his swimming. He never likes it when I talk about his swimming.
383 00:13:16,667 00:13:17,867 Who? Who?
384 00:13:17,900 00:13:18,834 [clattering] [clattering]
385 00:13:18,867 00:13:21,266 What the hell. What the hell.
386 00:13:21,300 00:13:23,734 [house groaning] [house groaning]
387 00:13:23,767 00:13:25,700 Sorry for that language. Sorry for that language.
388 00:13:27,400 00:13:28,367 [shuddering] [shuddering]
389 00:13:28,400 00:13:29,233 [Annabelle] It's okay. [Annabelle] It's okay.
390 00:13:30,200 00:13:32,433 Are you sure you're not scared? Are you sure you're not scared?
391 00:13:32,467 00:13:33,767 Are you scared? Are you scared?
392 00:13:33,800 00:13:34,700 Of my brother? Of my brother?
393 00:13:34,734 00:13:36,266 I'm not scared of my brother. I'm not scared of my brother.
394 00:13:37,367 00:13:38,700 He's a loser. He's a loser.
395 00:13:38,734 00:13:40,467 Stop, stop, don't talk like that. Stop, stop, don't talk like that.
396 00:13:43,233 00:13:44,633 Okay, maybe we should stop the video. Okay, maybe we should stop the video.
397 00:13:44,667 00:13:45,667 Let's stop the video? Let's stop the video?
398 00:13:45,700 00:13:46,900 Do you wanna stop it? Do you wanna stop it?
399 00:13:46,934 00:13:48,800 Okay is this the controller for it? Okay is this the controller for it?
400 00:13:48,834 00:13:52,066 You think you can get away with what you did? You think you can get away with what you did?
401 00:13:52,066 00:13:54,367 This is my house, Anthony. This is my house, Anthony.
402 00:13:54,400 00:13:56,066 Do you want me to call your dad? Do you want me to call your dad?
403 00:13:56,066 00:13:57,700 You're gonna be punished. You're gonna be punished.
404 00:13:57,734 00:13:59,767 You're not here anymore. You're not here anymore.
405 00:13:59,800 00:14:00,734 I killed you. I killed you.
406 00:14:03,467 00:14:06,467 [laughing creepily] [laughing creepily]
407 00:14:07,800 00:14:08,800 [Annabelle screams] [Annabelle screams]
408 00:14:08,834 00:14:10,600 [cries] [cries]
409 00:14:10,633 00:14:12,367 [screams] Oh my gosh, stop. [screams] Oh my gosh, stop.
410 00:14:12,400 00:14:13,934 What do we do, should I call the police? What do we do, should I call the police?
411 00:14:13,967 00:14:15,100 [cackles] [cackles]
412 00:14:15,133 00:14:16,100 -I'm gonna call the police. -No. -I'm gonna call the police. -No.
413 00:14:16,133 00:14:16,934 [crashes] [crashes]
414 00:14:16,967 00:14:17,767 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
415 00:14:17,800 00:14:19,066 Sit back down. Sit back down.
416 00:14:19,100 00:14:19,900 Let's go outside. Let's go outside.
417 00:14:19,934 00:14:21,066 Are you scared? Are you scared?
418 00:14:21,066 00:14:22,166 Yes, of course I'm scared. Yes, of course I'm scared.
419 00:14:22,200 00:14:23,066 Let's go your-- Let's go your--
420 00:14:23,066 00:14:24,834 You shouldn't be. You shouldn't be.
421 00:14:24,867 00:14:26,433 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics. 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics.
422 00:14:27,367 00:14:28,200 Oh my God. Oh my God.
423 00:14:29,433 00:14:30,934 Your friend set you up. Your friend set you up.
424 00:14:30,967 00:14:31,767 My friend? My friend?
425 00:14:31,800 00:14:32,600 I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her.
426 00:14:32,633 00:14:33,467 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
427 00:14:33,500 00:14:34,900 [laughs] [laughs]
428 00:14:34,934 00:14:35,834 [chuckling] [chuckling]
429 00:14:35,867 00:14:37,934 Oh my God, I don't even believe. Oh my God, I don't even believe.
430 00:14:37,967 00:14:39,266 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
431 00:14:39,300 00:14:40,166 I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
432 00:14:40,200 00:14:41,066 Come on. Come on.
433 00:14:41,066 00:14:42,567 Whatever. [laughs] Whatever. [laughs]
434 00:14:42,600 00:14:44,700 Did you think my brother was attacking me? Did you think my brother was attacking me?
435 00:14:44,734 00:14:47,233 I thought you were being punished or whatever I thought you were being punished or whatever
436 00:14:47,266 00:14:49,233 the hell he was talking about. the hell he was talking about.
437 00:14:49,266 00:14:50,100 Hello. Hello.
438 00:14:53,200 00:14:56,266 Sabrina, the next time the TV starts to talk to you, Sabrina, the next time the TV starts to talk to you,
439 00:14:56,300 00:14:58,633 remember, you're either on Scare Tactics, remember, you're either on Scare Tactics,
440 00:14:58,667 00:15:01,333 or on something you didn't get at a pharmacy. or on something you didn't get at a pharmacy.
441 00:15:01,367 00:15:02,633 Here's what's on the way. Here's what's on the way.
442 00:15:02,667 00:15:03,800 Do you play cards? Do you play cards?
443 00:15:03,834 00:15:05,600 I've won a few dollars at the blackjack. I've won a few dollars at the blackjack.
444 00:15:05,633 00:15:07,500 A Scare Tactics poker party, A Scare Tactics poker party,
445 00:15:07,533 00:15:10,066 and the stakes are painfully high. and the stakes are painfully high.
446 00:15:10,100 00:15:12,433 Take a close look at what I do to cheaters. Take a close look at what I do to cheaters.
447 00:15:13,300 00:15:16,467 [man yelling in pain] [man yelling in pain]
448 00:15:23,633 00:15:26,066 Here comes my man Jesse. Here comes my man Jesse.
449 00:15:26,066 00:15:28,800 Jesse's dad, Bruce, got him a bartending gig Jesse's dad, Bruce, got him a bartending gig
450 00:15:28,834 00:15:30,233 at a private club. at a private club.
451 00:15:30,266 00:15:32,533 I wanna put my son on Scare Tactics I wanna put my son on Scare Tactics
452 00:15:32,567 00:15:37,533 because just the things that he's put his parents through, because just the things that he's put his parents through,
453 00:15:37,567 00:15:38,800 on and off, he's a great kid, on and off, he's a great kid,
454 00:15:38,834 00:15:42,400 but it's time for a little payback. but it's time for a little payback.
455 00:15:42,433 00:15:44,567 Now Jesse, when it comes to helping out Now Jesse, when it comes to helping out
456 00:15:44,600 00:15:48,066 at this exclusive club, honesty is the best policy. at this exclusive club, honesty is the best policy.
457 00:15:48,100 00:15:50,066 So keep your hands where we can see them. So keep your hands where we can see them.
458 00:15:50,066 00:15:52,467 Otherwise, you might lose one. Otherwise, you might lose one.
459 00:15:52,500 00:15:53,600 And that would be bad. And that would be bad.
460 00:15:59,166 00:16:00,800 This place I kind of created as a haven This place I kind of created as a haven
461 00:16:00,834 00:16:02,066 for friends of mine, okay? for friends of mine, okay?
462 00:16:02,066 00:16:03,867 This is an escape for them, okay? This is an escape for them, okay?
463 00:16:03,900 00:16:05,467 A lot of them my army buddies, 'kay, A lot of them my army buddies, 'kay,
464 00:16:05,500 00:16:07,300 we went through a lot of shit. we went through a lot of shit.
465 00:16:07,333 00:16:08,300 Can't imagine. Can't imagine.
466 00:16:08,333 00:16:10,667 So we got a blackjack table. So we got a blackjack table.
467 00:16:10,700 00:16:12,066 April does all the dealing for us. April does all the dealing for us.
468 00:16:12,100 00:16:13,200 -I'm April. -Jesse. -I'm April. -Jesse.
469 00:16:13,233 00:16:14,433 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
470 00:16:14,467 00:16:15,433 All right, let me know if you need anything. All right, let me know if you need anything.
471 00:16:15,467 00:16:16,367 Do you play cards? Do you play cards?
472 00:16:16,400 00:16:18,533 I've won a few dollars at the blackjack I've won a few dollars at the blackjack
473 00:16:18,567 00:16:20,900 but that's on a good day, you know what I mean? but that's on a good day, you know what I mean?
474 00:16:20,934 00:16:21,734 [laughs] [laughs]
475 00:16:21,767 00:16:22,667 There he is. There he is.
476 00:16:22,700 00:16:25,100 Man, you son of a bitch. Man, you son of a bitch.
477 00:16:25,133 00:16:25,967 Here we go. Here we go.
478 00:16:27,767 00:16:28,800 Okay. Okay.
479 00:16:28,834 00:16:30,900 [groans] Give me another. [groans] Give me another.
480 00:16:32,233 00:16:34,066 Ooh yeah. Ooh yeah.
481 00:16:34,100 00:16:35,166 Yeah, take it. Yeah, take it.
482 00:16:35,200 00:16:37,066 Thank you, gentlemen, thank you. Thank you, gentlemen, thank you.
483 00:16:37,066 00:16:38,800 [player] Great, okay. [player] Great, okay.
484 00:16:38,834 00:16:39,967 Excuse me. Excuse me.
485 00:16:40,066 00:16:40,934 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.
486 00:16:40,967 00:16:42,166 There's no ins and outs. There's no ins and outs.
487 00:16:43,233 00:16:45,066 Jess, come here. Jess, come here.
488 00:16:45,066 00:16:46,266 Am I gonna lose all your money here? Am I gonna lose all your money here?
489 00:16:46,300 00:16:47,233 Play a couple hands? Play a couple hands?
490 00:16:47,266 00:16:48,066 Keep everyone happy? Keep everyone happy?
491 00:16:48,100 00:16:49,300 All right? All right?
492 00:16:49,333 00:16:50,567 You're welcome Robert, I'll be right back. You're welcome Robert, I'll be right back.
493 00:16:50,600 00:16:52,700 I desperately need a screwdriver right now. I desperately need a screwdriver right now.
494 00:16:52,734 00:16:54,266 A screwdriver, okay. A screwdriver, okay.
495 00:16:54,300 00:16:55,667 I have to get orange juice. I have to get orange juice.
496 00:17:01,100 00:17:03,600 [scary music] [scary music]
497 00:17:04,834 00:17:06,333 You didn't see that. You didn't see that.
498 00:17:06,367 00:17:07,767 Oh, I saw it. Oh, I saw it.
499 00:17:07,800 00:17:11,266 Yeah, I'm just not doing too good right now. Yeah, I'm just not doing too good right now.
500 00:17:11,300 00:17:14,700 I was just lookin' for a little advantage. I was just lookin' for a little advantage.
501 00:17:14,734 00:17:16,133 You're not gonna say anything right? You're not gonna say anything right?
502 00:17:16,166 00:17:17,934 Just please, just keep it quiet. Just please, just keep it quiet.
503 00:17:17,967 00:17:19,233 Jesse, we cool then? Jesse, we cool then?
504 00:17:19,266 00:17:20,333 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
505 00:17:20,367 00:17:21,633 Since we're cool. Since we're cool.
506 00:17:25,533 00:17:27,066 Everything's cool. Everything's cool.
507 00:17:28,066 00:17:29,367 There's my orange juice. There's my orange juice.
508 00:17:29,400 00:17:31,400 Had to go all the way to the basement. Had to go all the way to the basement.
509 00:17:33,834 00:17:34,633 -April. -Yes? -April. -Yes?
510 00:17:34,667 00:17:36,066 What are you doing? What are you doing?
511 00:17:36,066 00:17:38,266 [April] Grabbing a screwdriver. [April] Grabbing a screwdriver.
512 00:17:38,300 00:17:39,200 You left the table? You left the table?
513 00:17:39,233 00:17:40,400 He was desperate for one. He was desperate for one.
514 00:17:40,433 00:17:42,533 [cheater] I'm feelin' lucky on this one. [cheater] I'm feelin' lucky on this one.
515 00:17:47,800 00:17:48,600 [dealer] Here we go. [dealer] Here we go.
516 00:17:48,633 00:17:49,533 I'll stay. I'll stay.
517 00:17:49,567 00:17:50,367 Actually you know what? Actually you know what?
518 00:17:50,400 00:17:51,266 I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna stay.
519 00:17:51,300 00:17:52,300 Cards please. Cards please.
520 00:17:53,767 00:17:57,066 Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.
521 00:17:57,066 00:17:58,166 Why are there two ace of spades? Why are there two ace of spades?
522 00:17:58,200 00:17:59,433 I don't know. I don't know.
523 00:18:05,066 00:18:06,433 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
524 00:18:07,333 00:18:08,367 Something's fishy. Something's fishy.
525 00:18:08,400 00:18:09,567 You switched the deck. You switched the deck.
526 00:18:09,600 00:18:10,734 -I what? -You switched the deck and-- -I what? -You switched the deck and--
527 00:18:10,767 00:18:12,800 Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa.
528 00:18:12,834 00:18:14,166 You're telling me this guy, that I did You're telling me this guy, that I did
529 00:18:14,200 00:18:16,700 fuckin' 10 years over in Bosnia with, fuckin' 10 years over in Bosnia with,
530 00:18:16,734 00:18:19,066 that I owe my fuckin' life, who's got a losing that I owe my fuckin' life, who's got a losing
531 00:18:19,066 00:18:20,500 fuckin' hand is cheating? fuckin' hand is cheating?
532 00:18:21,433 00:18:22,700 Yeah. Yeah.
533 00:18:22,734 00:18:24,667 Bullshit, you got a fuckin' ace of spades. Bullshit, you got a fuckin' ace of spades.
534 00:18:24,700 00:18:25,600 Jesse? Jesse?
535 00:18:25,633 00:18:26,600 You got a fuckin' ace of spades. You got a fuckin' ace of spades.
536 00:18:26,633 00:18:27,767 Just tell me who did it. Just tell me who did it.
537 00:18:27,800 00:18:29,100 This guy. This guy.
538 00:18:29,133 00:18:31,567 And sat there and begged us not to say nothin'. And sat there and begged us not to say nothin'.
539 00:18:31,600 00:18:32,767 He's full of shit. He's full of shit.
540 00:18:32,800 00:18:34,100 I've seen a guy with a gun to his head I've seen a guy with a gun to his head
541 00:18:34,133 00:18:35,266 and he didn't fuckin' beg. and he didn't fuckin' beg.
542 00:18:35,300 00:18:36,333 Why's he gonna beg you? Why's he gonna beg you?
543 00:18:36,367 00:18:38,300 See, that's what I don't get. See, that's what I don't get.
544 00:18:38,333 00:18:39,834 I think I know what's going on. I think I know what's going on.
545 00:18:41,166 00:18:41,967 April? April?
546 00:18:42,066 00:18:42,834 Take a walk. Take a walk.
547 00:18:44,100 00:18:45,333 Stand up for me, okay? Stand up for me, okay?
548 00:18:45,367 00:18:47,066 [cheater] I can't believe this, guys. [cheater] I can't believe this, guys.
549 00:18:48,133 00:18:49,333 Go ahead and explain this to me Go ahead and explain this to me
550 00:18:49,367 00:18:51,300 how you think that this guy right here how you think that this guy right here
551 00:18:51,333 00:18:52,867 is cheatin' me out of money when I owe this guy is cheatin' me out of money when I owe this guy
552 00:18:52,900 00:18:54,100 my fuckin' life. my fuckin' life.
553 00:18:54,133 00:18:55,333 I didn't even wanna play, I didn't even wanna play,
554 00:18:55,367 00:18:57,233 like I'm not worried about the money. like I'm not worried about the money.
555 00:18:58,200 00:19:00,066 This is about honor right now. This is about honor right now.
556 00:19:00,066 00:19:01,867 Robert, come clean with me, all right? Robert, come clean with me, all right?
557 00:19:03,166 00:19:04,066 We've been through enough, tell me We've been through enough, tell me
558 00:19:04,100 00:19:05,333 what the fuck's going on. what the fuck's going on.
559 00:19:06,266 00:19:07,200 He did it. He did it.
560 00:19:07,233 00:19:08,734 No fuckin' way, man. No fuckin' way, man.
561 00:19:10,567 00:19:13,367 It's how we're gonna solve this, 'kay? It's how we're gonna solve this, 'kay?
562 00:19:13,400 00:19:16,300 -Eenie, meenie, miny, mo -That's not real -Eenie, meenie, miny, mo -That's not real
563 00:19:16,333 00:19:18,567 You've gotta go. You've gotta go.
564 00:19:18,600 00:19:19,533 Oh, man, no. Oh, man, no.
565 00:19:19,567 00:19:20,934 Take him over to the table. Take him over to the table.
566 00:19:20,967 00:19:22,467 You know I didn't do it. You know I didn't do it.
567 00:19:22,500 00:19:23,734 -You know I didn't do it. -It's too late. -You know I didn't do it. -It's too late.
568 00:19:23,767 00:19:25,367 I gave you a chance to fuckin' explain. I gave you a chance to fuckin' explain.
569 00:19:25,400 00:19:27,367 [Robert] Come on, no, man, no don't, don't don't. [Robert] Come on, no, man, no don't, don't don't.
570 00:19:27,400 00:19:28,600 Take a fuckin' close look Take a fuckin' close look
571 00:19:28,633 00:19:30,734 at what I do to fuckin' cheaters. at what I do to fuckin' cheaters.
572 00:19:30,767 00:19:32,166 Gimme his fuckin' left hand. Gimme his fuckin' left hand.
573 00:19:35,133 00:19:37,967 [yelling in pain] [yelling in pain]
574 00:19:44,066 00:19:46,500 That's how I fuckin' take care of cheaters. That's how I fuckin' take care of cheaters.
575 00:19:46,533 00:19:47,800 I'm going to give you two choices. I'm going to give you two choices.
576 00:19:49,133 00:19:50,333 'Kay? 'Kay?
577 00:19:50,367 00:19:53,867 One, you pay the price for cheatin' in my club. One, you pay the price for cheatin' in my club.
578 00:19:53,900 00:19:55,600 What is the second choice? What is the second choice?
579 00:19:57,233 00:19:58,867 I could put you on Scare Tactics. I could put you on Scare Tactics.
580 00:20:01,400 00:20:02,834 Your dad set you up. Your dad set you up.
581 00:20:02,867 00:20:04,300 Oh man. Oh man.
582 00:20:04,333 00:20:08,066 Holy fuck, I was hopin' and fuckin' praying so bad. Holy fuck, I was hopin' and fuckin' praying so bad.
583 00:20:08,100 00:20:10,066 Holy fuck I can't feel my legs. Holy fuck I can't feel my legs.
584 00:20:11,066 00:20:13,500 You're a fuckin' asshole, man. You're a fuckin' asshole, man.
585 00:20:13,533 00:20:15,667 You're lucky I don't swing at you right now. You're lucky I don't swing at you right now.
586 00:20:15,700 00:20:17,166 It's not even funny. It's not even funny.
587 00:20:18,300 00:20:19,367 You are gonna get him back. You are gonna get him back.
588 00:20:19,400 00:20:20,467 Probably. Probably.
589 00:20:20,500 00:20:22,100 Oh I'm sure he will. Oh I'm sure he will.
590 00:20:22,133 00:20:23,433 [chuckles] [chuckles]
591 00:20:23,467 00:20:24,967 You know who Tracy Morgan is? You know who Tracy Morgan is?
592 00:20:25,000 00:20:25,800 Yeah. Yeah.
593 00:20:25,834 00:20:26,934 Got a message for him? Got a message for him?
594 00:20:26,967 00:20:27,900 Yeah, fuck you? Yeah, fuck you?
595 00:20:27,934 00:20:30,934 [everyone chuckles] [everyone chuckles]
596 00:20:32,300 00:20:33,633 Okay, Jesse. Okay, Jesse.
597 00:20:33,667 00:20:35,633 I see that you're upset. I see that you're upset.
598 00:20:35,667 00:20:36,867 But I'm a fair man. But I'm a fair man.
599 00:20:36,900 00:20:38,233 I'm gonna give you five seconds I'm gonna give you five seconds
600 00:20:38,266 00:20:40,266 to get down here and apologize. to get down here and apologize.
601 00:20:40,300 00:20:43,567 [clock ticking] [clock ticking]
602 00:20:43,600 00:20:44,834 Time's up. Time's up.
603 00:20:44,867 00:20:45,800 You're dead to me. You're dead to me.
604 00:20:46,900 00:20:47,900 That's it for now. That's it for now.
605 00:20:47,934 00:20:49,567 Until next time, keep a close eye Until next time, keep a close eye
606 00:20:49,600 00:20:51,100 on your friends, people. on your friends, people.
607 00:20:51,133 00:20:52,700 Or this could happen to you. Or this could happen to you.
608 00:20:54,633 00:20:55,500 [screams] [screams]
609 00:20:55,533 00:20:56,367 Did you stab me? Did you stab me?
610 00:20:56,400 00:20:57,367 I am from a church. I am from a church.
611 00:20:57,400 00:20:58,367 [roars] [roars]
612 00:20:58,400 00:20:59,867 Please leave me alone, I didn't do anything. Please leave me alone, I didn't do anything.
613 00:20:59,900 00:21:01,300 He did it. He did it.
614 00:21:01,333 00:21:02,734 No fuckin' way man. No fuckin' way man.
615 00:21:04,400 00:21:07,233 [screaming in pain] [screaming in pain]
616 00:21:07,266 00:21:08,700 Maybe we should stop the video. Maybe we should stop the video.
617 00:21:08,734 00:21:10,166 [whimpers] [whimpers]
618 00:21:10,200 00:21:11,333 [girl screams] [girl screams]
619 00:21:11,367 00:21:12,667 Stop, what do we do? Stop, what do we do?
620 00:21:12,700 00:21:13,700 [crashes] [crashes]
621 00:21:13,734 00:21:14,533 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
622 00:21:14,567 00:21:15,367 [shrieking] [shrieking]
623 00:21:15,400 00:21:17,567 [screams] [screams]
624 00:21:24,367 00:21:25,200 See ya. See ya.
625 00:21:26,333 00:21:29,100 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]