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1 | 00:00:01,467 | 00:00:02,467 | [creepy music] | [creepy music] |
2 | 00:00:11,166 | 00:00:14,333 | Definitive proof that extraterrestrial life exists. | Definitive proof that extraterrestrial life exists. |
3 | 00:00:16,033 | 00:00:18,066 | -Someone's here. -Oh, my God! | -Someone's here. -Oh, my God! |
4 | 00:00:18,100 | 00:00:20,467 | Oh, my God! [screaming] | Oh, my God! [screaming] |
5 | 00:00:20,500 | 00:00:21,333 | [lasers and blood gushing] | [lasers and blood gushing] |
6 | 00:00:21,367 | 00:00:23,834 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
7 | 00:00:23,867 | 00:00:25,967 | Great, so you're ready to be a judge with us. | Great, so you're ready to be a judge with us. |
8 | 00:00:26,000 | 00:00:27,934 | I'm gonna have to tell you that that sucks. | I'm gonna have to tell you that that sucks. |
9 | 00:00:27,967 | 00:00:30,033 | You're gonna regret saying that. | You're gonna regret saying that. |
10 | 00:00:30,066 | 00:00:31,300 | [beeping] | [beeping] |
11 | 00:00:31,333 | 00:00:33,734 | [explosions and screaming] | [explosions and screaming] |
12 | 00:00:33,767 | 00:00:35,000 | Are you okay around blood? | Are you okay around blood? |
13 | 00:00:35,033 | 00:00:36,533 | As long as I'm not getting it out of me. | As long as I'm not getting it out of me. |
14 | 00:00:36,567 | 00:00:38,633 | [growling and screaming] | [growling and screaming] |
15 | 00:00:38,667 | 00:00:40,000 | [hissing] | [hissing] |
16 | 00:00:40,033 | 00:00:41,400 | I want to live! | I want to live! |
17 | 00:00:41,433 | 00:00:44,066 | [scary hip hop music] | [scary hip hop music] |
18 | 00:00:44,100 | 00:00:45,066 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
19 | 00:00:46,300 | 00:00:48,600 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
20 | 00:00:50,000 | 00:00:50,800 | Do it again! | Do it again! |
21 | 00:00:50,834 | 00:00:52,000 | [glass breaking] | [glass breaking] |
22 | 00:00:52,033 | 00:00:53,066 | Boo! | Boo! |
23 | 00:00:53,100 | 00:00:54,767 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
24 | 00:00:54,800 | 00:00:57,433 | [heart beating] | [heart beating] |
25 | 00:00:59,266 | 00:01:01,467 | [host] Okay, people! | [host] Okay, people! |
26 | 00:01:01,500 | 00:01:04,200 | It's time for another episode of Scare Tactics, | It's time for another episode of Scare Tactics, |
27 | 00:01:04,233 | 00:01:06,400 | the only place where you can hide a camera, | the only place where you can hide a camera, |
28 | 00:01:06,433 | 00:01:09,300 | make a girl scream, and not get arrested. | make a girl scream, and not get arrested. |
29 | 00:01:09,333 | 00:01:11,467 | Put your hands together and welcome Racquel. | Put your hands together and welcome Racquel. |
30 | 00:01:12,433 | 00:01:15,567 | Racquel's best friend Karen thinks she's out there. | Racquel's best friend Karen thinks she's out there. |
31 | 00:01:15,600 | 00:01:18,066 | So she put her in touch with our alien hunter. | So she put her in touch with our alien hunter. |
32 | 00:01:19,100 | 00:01:22,233 | Racquel's my best friend and I see her like a sister, | Racquel's my best friend and I see her like a sister, |
33 | 00:01:22,266 | 00:01:25,633 | so it's kind of like a, you know like that brother-sister | so it's kind of like a, you know like that brother-sister |
34 | 00:01:25,667 | 00:01:28,100 | kind of love, like you like to play pranks on one another? | kind of love, like you like to play pranks on one another? |
35 | 00:01:28,133 | 00:01:32,233 | Racquel believes in a lot of paranormal activities; | Racquel believes in a lot of paranormal activities; |
36 | 00:01:32,266 | 00:01:33,934 | ghosts and whatnot. | ghosts and whatnot. |
37 | 00:01:33,967 | 00:01:37,333 | Maybe to see her react to an aliens would freak her out. | Maybe to see her react to an aliens would freak her out. |
38 | 00:01:37,367 | 00:01:39,800 | Racquel's about to trespass on the sacred land of | Racquel's about to trespass on the sacred land of |
39 | 00:01:39,834 | 00:01:43,633 | a secret society in search of 200 year old alien bones. | a secret society in search of 200 year old alien bones. |
40 | 00:01:43,667 | 00:01:46,667 | Obviously, we're out of ideas 'cause I just don't see | Obviously, we're out of ideas 'cause I just don't see |
41 | 00:01:46,700 | 00:01:48,500 | how this could go bad. | how this could go bad. |
42 | 00:01:50,567 | 00:01:51,400 | [creepy music] | [creepy music] |
43 | 00:01:51,433 | 00:01:52,300 | [Lauren] We'll do our first setup | [Lauren] We'll do our first setup |
44 | 00:01:52,333 | 00:01:53,300 | -here to camera. -Okay. | -here to camera. -Okay. |
45 | 00:01:53,333 | 00:01:54,300 | Do you wanna just stand right here? | Do you wanna just stand right here? |
46 | 00:01:54,333 | 00:01:55,133 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
47 | 00:01:55,166 | 00:01:56,133 | Are we good any time, Simon? | Are we good any time, Simon? |
48 | 00:01:56,166 | 00:01:56,967 | Yeah, we're rolling. | Yeah, we're rolling. |
49 | 00:01:57,066 | 00:01:57,800 | Hit it. | Hit it. |
50 | 00:01:57,834 | 00:01:58,967 | This is Truthisodes. | This is Truthisodes. |
51 | 00:01:59,066 | 00:02:00,900 | As always, I am Lauren Beaton-King and I am joined today | As always, I am Lauren Beaton-King and I am joined today |
52 | 00:02:00,934 | 00:02:01,734 | by Racquel. | by Racquel. |
53 | 00:02:01,767 | 00:02:02,934 | Really excited to be here. | Really excited to be here. |
54 | 00:02:02,967 | 00:02:04,600 | Never, ever done anything like this. | Never, ever done anything like this. |
55 | 00:02:04,633 | 00:02:07,233 | 200 years ago in this very spot, | 200 years ago in this very spot, |
56 | 00:02:07,266 | 00:02:09,066 | there's been documentation that people saw what they | there's been documentation that people saw what they |
57 | 00:02:09,100 | 00:02:13,367 | described as an airship crash land right around here. | described as an airship crash land right around here. |
58 | 00:02:13,400 | 00:02:16,100 | A being from this airship came off. | A being from this airship came off. |
59 | 00:02:16,133 | 00:02:16,967 | He was injured. | He was injured. |
60 | 00:02:17,066 | 00:02:18,300 | They nursed him back to health, | They nursed him back to health, |
61 | 00:02:18,333 | 00:02:20,467 | but he unfortunately died and was buried here. | but he unfortunately died and was buried here. |
62 | 00:02:20,500 | 00:02:21,967 | You never really think about it too much | You never really think about it too much |
63 | 00:02:22,066 | 00:02:26,367 | until you're actually standing in a graveyard | until you're actually standing in a graveyard |
64 | 00:02:26,400 | 00:02:28,734 | where an alien was supposed to be. | where an alien was supposed to be. |
65 | 00:02:28,767 | 00:02:31,333 | It looks as though another documentary crew may have beat | It looks as though another documentary crew may have beat |
66 | 00:02:31,367 | 00:02:34,533 | us to it, so this may be a total bust, | us to it, so this may be a total bust, |
67 | 00:02:34,567 | 00:02:36,066 | but it may be something. | but it may be something. |
68 | 00:02:36,066 | 00:02:39,734 | We're gonna go, we're gonna see if the story's true. | We're gonna go, we're gonna see if the story's true. |
69 | 00:02:41,266 | 00:02:42,166 | You believe in-- | You believe in-- |
70 | 00:02:42,200 | 00:02:43,667 | Absolutely. | Absolutely. |
71 | 00:02:43,700 | 00:02:45,133 | [Lauren] I'm gonna get you to do the metal detector. | [Lauren] I'm gonna get you to do the metal detector. |
72 | 00:02:45,166 | 00:02:46,834 | [Racquel] Okay, awesome. | [Racquel] Okay, awesome. |
73 | 00:02:46,867 | 00:02:50,433 | [metal detector beeping] | [metal detector beeping] |
74 | 00:02:50,467 | 00:02:52,500 | Yeah, any space debris, | Yeah, any space debris, |
75 | 00:02:52,533 | 00:02:55,200 | it's gonna pick up on, yeah. | it's gonna pick up on, yeah. |
76 | 00:02:55,233 | 00:02:56,467 | [metal detector whirring] | [metal detector whirring] |
77 | 00:02:56,500 | 00:02:57,500 | Oh, you got a hit. | Oh, you got a hit. |
78 | 00:02:57,533 | 00:02:58,467 | Yeah, we gotta get digging. | Yeah, we gotta get digging. |
79 | 00:02:58,500 | 00:02:59,834 | Simon, how are we framing? | Simon, how are we framing? |
80 | 00:02:59,867 | 00:03:01,200 | It's cool? [Simo] That's a good shot. | It's cool? [Simo] That's a good shot. |
81 | 00:03:01,233 | 00:03:02,400 | I can get you guys in a two shot. | I can get you guys in a two shot. |
82 | 00:03:02,433 | 00:03:03,333 | I feel something. | I feel something. |
83 | 00:03:03,367 | 00:03:05,066 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
84 | 00:03:05,066 | 00:03:06,266 | Oh, my God, there's something | Oh, my God, there's something |
85 | 00:03:06,300 | 00:03:08,066 | -buried underneath it. -Yeah yeah yeah yeah. | -buried underneath it. -Yeah yeah yeah yeah. |
86 | 00:03:08,066 | 00:03:09,066 | Look at this symbol. | Look at this symbol. |
87 | 00:03:09,066 | 00:03:10,200 | I've seen this before, | I've seen this before, |
88 | 00:03:10,233 | 00:03:11,834 | but never in person. [Racquel] Oh, my gosh. | but never in person. [Racquel] Oh, my gosh. |
89 | 00:03:11,867 | 00:03:13,867 | Holy fuck, this is unbelievable. | Holy fuck, this is unbelievable. |
90 | 00:03:13,900 | 00:03:15,300 | This is an an Anunnaki symbol. | This is an an Anunnaki symbol. |
91 | 00:03:15,333 | 00:03:17,767 | They interacted with the Sumerian culture. | They interacted with the Sumerian culture. |
92 | 00:03:17,800 | 00:03:20,500 | They actually hybridized our DNA. | They actually hybridized our DNA. |
93 | 00:03:20,533 | 00:03:23,233 | I think we can get this outta here. | I think we can get this outta here. |
94 | 00:03:23,266 | 00:03:24,500 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
95 | 00:03:24,533 | 00:03:26,266 | Over here, it's not that heavy at all. | Over here, it's not that heavy at all. |
96 | 00:03:26,300 | 00:03:27,533 | Please God, please God, | Please God, please God, |
97 | 00:03:27,567 | 00:03:28,533 | -please God, okay. -Okay, oh my God, | -please God, okay. -Okay, oh my God, |
98 | 00:03:28,567 | 00:03:29,367 | I'm freaking out. | I'm freaking out. |
99 | 00:03:29,400 | 00:03:30,367 | I'm starting to freak out. | I'm starting to freak out. |
100 | 00:03:30,400 | 00:03:31,200 | This is insane. | This is insane. |
101 | 00:03:31,233 | 00:03:33,100 | [hinge creaks] | [hinge creaks] |
102 | 00:03:33,133 | 00:03:34,367 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
103 | 00:03:34,400 | 00:03:36,100 | This is definitive proof | This is definitive proof |
104 | 00:03:36,133 | 00:03:39,066 | that extraterrestrial life exists. | that extraterrestrial life exists. |
105 | 00:03:39,100 | 00:03:41,133 | [creepy music] | [creepy music] |
106 | 00:03:41,166 | 00:03:43,066 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
107 | 00:03:43,066 | 00:03:44,533 | Here, give it to me. | Here, give it to me. |
108 | 00:03:44,567 | 00:03:45,734 | We're gonna pack this up, we're gonna get out of here, | We're gonna pack this up, we're gonna get out of here, |
109 | 00:03:45,767 | 00:03:47,066 | we're gonna get this somewhere safe. | we're gonna get this somewhere safe. |
110 | 00:03:47,066 | 00:03:49,867 | I'm so frickin' nervous. | I'm so frickin' nervous. |
111 | 00:03:49,900 | 00:03:50,700 | This is a Truthisodes massive moment. | This is a Truthisodes massive moment. |
112 | 00:03:50,734 | 00:03:52,667 | [horse neighs] | [horse neighs] |
113 | 00:03:52,700 | 00:03:53,900 | Actual proof-- | Actual proof-- |
114 | 00:03:53,934 | 00:03:54,734 | Oh, my God, someone's here. | Oh, my God, someone's here. |
115 | 00:03:54,767 | 00:03:55,567 | What? | What? |
116 | 00:03:55,600 | 00:03:57,066 | Oh, okay. | Oh, okay. |
117 | 00:03:57,066 | 00:03:59,734 | [ominous music] | [ominous music] |
118 | 00:04:02,467 | 00:04:05,967 | Who dares trespass on holy Ebonite land? | Who dares trespass on holy Ebonite land? |
119 | 00:04:06,934 | 00:04:07,767 | Should we run? | Should we run? |
120 | 00:04:07,800 | 00:04:09,367 | I don't think so. | I don't think so. |
121 | 00:04:10,533 | 00:04:13,133 | We could leave if you want us to leave, | We could leave if you want us to leave, |
122 | 00:04:13,166 | 00:04:14,433 | 'cause you don't look too happy. | 'cause you don't look too happy. |
123 | 00:04:14,467 | 00:04:15,266 | You! | You! |
124 | 00:04:15,300 | 00:04:16,200 | Put away that machine. | Put away that machine. |
125 | 00:04:16,233 | 00:04:17,166 | Okay. | Okay. |
126 | 00:04:17,200 | 00:04:18,367 | [leader] Put it down! | [leader] Put it down! |
127 | 00:04:18,400 | 00:04:19,867 | Did you see the tattoo on that guy's neck? | Did you see the tattoo on that guy's neck? |
128 | 00:04:19,900 | 00:04:20,800 | No, which one? | No, which one? |
129 | 00:04:20,834 | 00:04:23,066 | It looks exactly like this. | It looks exactly like this. |
130 | 00:04:23,066 | 00:04:24,667 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
131 | 00:04:24,700 | 00:04:27,200 | They took the bones. | They took the bones. |
132 | 00:04:27,233 | 00:04:28,467 | Get Ezekiel! | Get Ezekiel! |
133 | 00:04:28,500 | 00:04:30,133 | Oh, my God, they're bringing Ezekiel. | Oh, my God, they're bringing Ezekiel. |
134 | 00:04:30,166 | 00:04:31,500 | [Lauren] Who's Ezekiel? | [Lauren] Who's Ezekiel? |
135 | 00:04:31,533 | 00:04:33,166 | [leader] He is the one who is the | [leader] He is the one who is the |
136 | 00:04:33,200 | 00:04:34,300 | Oh, my God, what if it's an alien? | Oh, my God, what if it's an alien? |
137 | 00:04:34,333 | 00:04:35,300 | most like the ancestor from the sky. | most like the ancestor from the sky. |
138 | 00:04:35,333 | 00:04:37,467 | What if it's an alien? | What if it's an alien? |
139 | 00:04:37,500 | 00:04:38,667 | Oh, fucking shit. | Oh, fucking shit. |
140 | 00:04:38,700 | 00:04:40,066 | What? | What? |
141 | 00:04:40,100 | 00:04:41,100 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
142 | 00:04:43,400 | 00:04:45,200 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
143 | 00:04:45,233 | 00:04:46,066 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
144 | 00:04:46,066 | 00:04:47,200 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
145 | 00:04:47,233 | 00:04:48,533 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
146 | 00:04:48,567 | 00:04:50,133 | [creepy music] | [creepy music] |
147 | 00:04:50,166 | 00:04:51,500 | Oh, my God, he's a fucking hybrid! | Oh, my God, he's a fucking hybrid! |
148 | 00:04:51,533 | 00:04:53,233 | He's a fucking hybrid! | He's a fucking hybrid! |
149 | 00:04:53,266 | 00:04:55,066 | [growling] | [growling] |
150 | 00:04:55,066 | 00:04:57,400 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
151 | 00:05:02,066 | 00:05:05,266 | [leader] Now you'll see the power of Ezekiel! | [leader] Now you'll see the power of Ezekiel! |
152 | 00:05:05,300 | 00:05:07,066 | [lasers shooting and blood gushing] | [lasers shooting and blood gushing] |
153 | 00:05:07,100 | 00:05:09,433 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
154 | 00:05:10,633 | 00:05:11,533 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
155 | 00:05:11,567 | 00:05:12,967 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
156 | 00:05:13,066 | 00:05:15,133 | [Ebonite laughing] | [Ebonite laughing] |
157 | 00:05:15,166 | 00:05:16,433 | Are you scared? | Are you scared? |
158 | 00:05:16,467 | 00:05:18,233 | Oh, my God, fuck yes! | Oh, my God, fuck yes! |
159 | 00:05:18,266 | 00:05:20,867 | You may know our secret. | You may know our secret. |
160 | 00:05:20,900 | 00:05:23,500 | But I know a secret about you. | But I know a secret about you. |
161 | 00:05:23,533 | 00:05:25,700 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
162 | 00:05:25,734 | 00:05:27,734 | You're on Scare Tactics. | You're on Scare Tactics. |
163 | 00:05:28,900 | 00:05:31,767 | Shut the fuck up! [leader laughing] | Shut the fuck up! [leader laughing] |
164 | 00:05:31,800 | 00:05:34,066 | Your friend Karen set you up. | Your friend Karen set you up. |
165 | 00:05:34,066 | 00:05:35,333 | [rock music] | [rock music] |
166 | 00:05:35,367 | 00:05:37,066 | Are you fucking kidding me? | Are you fucking kidding me? |
167 | 00:05:39,500 | 00:05:40,433 | You're on TV! | You're on TV! |
168 | 00:05:40,467 | 00:05:42,734 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
169 | 00:05:42,767 | 00:05:44,967 | -I hate you! -Yeah! | -I hate you! -Yeah! |
170 | 00:05:45,066 | 00:05:45,900 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
171 | 00:05:45,934 | 00:05:46,734 | [Karen laughing] | [Karen laughing] |
172 | 00:05:46,767 | 00:05:47,667 | What the hell? | What the hell? |
173 | 00:05:47,700 | 00:05:48,800 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
174 | 00:05:48,834 | 00:05:49,934 | Tracy Morgan? | Tracy Morgan? |
175 | 00:05:49,967 | 00:05:51,400 | He's a bad man. | He's a bad man. |
176 | 00:05:51,433 | 00:05:52,900 | [shutter snapping] | [shutter snapping] |
177 | 00:05:52,934 | 00:05:54,200 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
178 | 00:05:54,233 | 00:05:55,066 | Racquel! | Racquel! |
179 | 00:05:55,066 | 00:05:56,500 | I'm not a bad man! | I'm not a bad man! |
180 | 00:05:56,533 | 00:05:59,633 | If I were, I would have had the alien hybrid blast you too! | If I were, I would have had the alien hybrid blast you too! |
181 | 00:05:59,667 | 00:06:01,867 | 'Cause he listens to me. | 'Cause he listens to me. |
182 | 00:06:01,900 | 00:06:02,967 | Coming up. | Coming up. |
183 | 00:06:03,066 | 00:06:04,734 | You don't even know what you're doing. | You don't even know what you're doing. |
184 | 00:06:04,767 | 00:06:06,166 | I've been practicing this for a long time, | I've been practicing this for a long time, |
185 | 00:06:06,200 | 00:06:07,633 | seven years and-- | seven years and-- |
186 | 00:06:07,667 | 00:06:09,166 | I'm sorry you wasted seven years of your life. | I'm sorry you wasted seven years of your life. |
187 | 00:06:09,200 | 00:06:12,900 | What's worse than bombing your audition? | What's worse than bombing your audition? |
188 | 00:06:12,934 | 00:06:14,533 | Bombing the judges. | Bombing the judges. |
189 | 00:06:15,667 | 00:06:17,867 | Wolfie's gonna blow the house down. | Wolfie's gonna blow the house down. |
190 | 00:06:17,900 | 00:06:18,867 | [beeping and explosions] | [beeping and explosions] |
191 | 00:06:18,900 | 00:06:20,066 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
192 | 00:06:20,066 | 00:06:23,066 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
193 | 00:06:24,500 | 00:06:27,166 | [creepy music] | [creepy music] |
194 | 00:06:27,200 | 00:06:29,800 | Alright, now let's get ready for Aaron. | Alright, now let's get ready for Aaron. |
195 | 00:06:29,834 | 00:06:32,734 | Aaron's friend Derek helped him get the role of a judge | Aaron's friend Derek helped him get the role of a judge |
196 | 00:06:32,767 | 00:06:35,433 | for a new TV talent contest. | for a new TV talent contest. |
197 | 00:06:35,467 | 00:06:36,700 | Aaron's a great guy. | Aaron's a great guy. |
198 | 00:06:36,734 | 00:06:40,533 | He's full of love, but he also likes to party | He's full of love, but he also likes to party |
199 | 00:06:40,567 | 00:06:42,133 | and get a little carried away, | and get a little carried away, |
200 | 00:06:42,166 | 00:06:44,300 | and quite frankly I've had my share, | and quite frankly I've had my share, |
201 | 00:06:44,333 | 00:06:46,200 | and it's time for some payback. | and it's time for some payback. |
202 | 00:06:46,233 | 00:06:47,133 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
203 | 00:06:47,166 | 00:06:47,967 | Amen. | Amen. |
204 | 00:06:48,066 | 00:06:49,467 | Now watch out, Aaron. | Now watch out, Aaron. |
205 | 00:06:49,500 | 00:06:51,200 | Some of these performers are good, | Some of these performers are good, |
206 | 00:06:51,233 | 00:06:54,467 | but one of them really wants to blow you away. | but one of them really wants to blow you away. |
207 | 00:06:54,500 | 00:06:55,900 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
208 | 00:06:55,934 | 00:06:59,066 | [hip hop music] | [hip hop music] |
209 | 00:06:59,066 | 00:07:00,066 | [Ash] Hi. | [Ash] Hi. |
210 | 00:07:00,100 | 00:07:00,967 | Hello. [Clint] Hey. | Hello. [Clint] Hey. |
211 | 00:07:01,066 | 00:07:01,800 | Hi, I'm Ash. | Hi, I'm Ash. |
212 | 00:07:01,834 | 00:07:02,633 | I'm Aaron. | I'm Aaron. |
213 | 00:07:02,667 | 00:07:03,767 | Hi, Aaron. | Hi, Aaron. |
214 | 00:07:03,800 | 00:07:04,700 | -How are you? -Good, yourself? | -How are you? -Good, yourself? |
215 | 00:07:04,734 | 00:07:05,700 | -Good. -Clint Bauer. | -Good. -Clint Bauer. |
216 | 00:07:05,734 | 00:07:06,734 | Hey Clint. | Hey Clint. |
217 | 00:07:06,767 | 00:07:07,667 | So you're ready to be a judge with us? | So you're ready to be a judge with us? |
218 | 00:07:07,700 | 00:07:09,433 | -I am. -Fantastic. | -I am. -Fantastic. |
219 | 00:07:09,467 | 00:07:11,433 | The difference between our show and a lot of the other shows | The difference between our show and a lot of the other shows |
220 | 00:07:11,467 | 00:07:13,800 | you may know about, is that we have a real person come | you may know about, is that we have a real person come |
221 | 00:07:13,834 | 00:07:15,066 | and guest with us. | and guest with us. |
222 | 00:07:15,100 | 00:07:15,900 | Alright, well let's take a seat. | Alright, well let's take a seat. |
223 | 00:07:15,934 | 00:07:16,934 | Don't be shy. | Don't be shy. |
224 | 00:07:16,967 | 00:07:19,333 | Alright. [Aaron] Let's do it. | Alright. [Aaron] Let's do it. |
225 | 00:07:20,400 | 00:07:21,467 | [Ash] You have the list there. | [Ash] You have the list there. |
226 | 00:07:21,500 | 00:07:22,667 | Marty Adams is uh-- | Marty Adams is uh-- |
227 | 00:07:22,700 | 00:07:25,333 | Okay, can we send in Marty please? | Okay, can we send in Marty please? |
228 | 00:07:26,667 | 00:07:27,667 | [Ash] Hi Marty. | [Ash] Hi Marty. |
229 | 00:07:27,700 | 00:07:28,500 | [Clint] Marty. | [Clint] Marty. |
230 | 00:07:28,533 | 00:07:29,967 | Hi. | Hi. |
231 | 00:07:30,066 | 00:07:31,600 | So, Marty, what are you gonna do for us today? | So, Marty, what are you gonna do for us today? |
232 | 00:07:31,633 | 00:07:32,500 | [Marty] Stand up comedy. | [Marty] Stand up comedy. |
233 | 00:07:32,533 | 00:07:33,934 | Alright, dawg. Let's go. | Alright, dawg. Let's go. |
234 | 00:07:33,967 | 00:07:37,900 | Okay, so my dad's from Scotland, and he's Scottish, | Okay, so my dad's from Scotland, and he's Scottish, |
235 | 00:07:37,934 | 00:07:40,200 | and my mom's from Florida, and sometimes I get confused, | and my mom's from Florida, and sometimes I get confused, |
236 | 00:07:40,233 | 00:07:42,834 | 'cause I'm like, should I be wearing a kilt or eating | 'cause I'm like, should I be wearing a kilt or eating |
237 | 00:07:42,867 | 00:07:43,667 | an orange? | an orange? |
238 | 00:07:43,700 | 00:07:44,734 | [faking pain] | [faking pain] |
239 | 00:07:44,767 | 00:07:45,734 | So-- | So-- |
240 | 00:07:45,767 | 00:07:47,934 | Do you do anything else? | Do you do anything else? |
241 | 00:07:47,967 | 00:07:49,066 | [cute music] | [cute music] |
242 | 00:07:49,066 | 00:07:50,300 | Okay, so CB says no. | Okay, so CB says no. |
243 | 00:07:50,333 | 00:07:53,867 | I'm gonna have to give that a hell no. | I'm gonna have to give that a hell no. |
244 | 00:07:53,900 | 00:07:56,266 | And I'm gonna have to tell ya that that sucked. | And I'm gonna have to tell ya that that sucked. |
245 | 00:07:56,300 | 00:07:57,433 | [Clint] Yeah, sorry bro. | [Clint] Yeah, sorry bro. |
246 | 00:07:57,467 | 00:07:58,934 | [Marty] Yup. | [Marty] Yup. |
247 | 00:07:58,967 | 00:08:00,767 | But that's reality, you know? | But that's reality, you know? |
248 | 00:08:00,800 | 00:08:01,800 | Who do we have next? | Who do we have next? |
249 | 00:08:01,834 | 00:08:03,667 | Alright, we have, uh. | Alright, we have, uh. |
250 | 00:08:03,700 | 00:08:04,767 | Terry Corn. | Terry Corn. |
251 | 00:08:04,800 | 00:08:06,934 | Are you kidding me? | Are you kidding me? |
252 | 00:08:06,967 | 00:08:10,567 | Okay, this guy, he's come to every city. | Okay, this guy, he's come to every city. |
253 | 00:08:10,600 | 00:08:12,600 | He's a ventriloquist, | He's a ventriloquist, |
254 | 00:08:12,633 | 00:08:15,433 | and he's God-fucking awful. | and he's God-fucking awful. |
255 | 00:08:15,467 | 00:08:16,300 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
256 | 00:08:17,900 | 00:08:18,734 | Hey Terry. | Hey Terry. |
257 | 00:08:19,567 | 00:08:20,400 | Hello. | Hello. |
258 | 00:08:21,300 | 00:08:22,133 | Shit. | Shit. |
259 | 00:08:23,667 | 00:08:25,967 | Like, you should almost be done. | Like, you should almost be done. |
260 | 00:08:26,066 | 00:08:29,100 | [Terry panting] | [Terry panting] |
261 | 00:08:29,133 | 00:08:30,967 | Hey, Wolf... | Hey, Wolf... |
262 | 00:08:31,066 | 00:08:33,900 | Hey Wolfie, I hear you went to the doctor. | Hey Wolfie, I hear you went to the doctor. |
263 | 00:08:33,934 | 00:08:34,767 | Yes, I... | Yes, I... |
264 | 00:08:36,433 | 00:08:37,600 | That's crazy. | That's crazy. |
265 | 00:08:37,633 | 00:08:39,066 | You don't even know what you're doing. | You don't even know what you're doing. |
266 | 00:08:39,066 | 00:08:40,800 | That's not, I have been practicing this for a long time, | That's not, I have been practicing this for a long time, |
267 | 00:08:40,834 | 00:08:42,266 | seven years and I've-- | seven years and I've-- |
268 | 00:08:42,300 | 00:08:44,066 | I'm sorry you wasted seven years of your life, | I'm sorry you wasted seven years of your life, |
269 | 00:08:44,100 | 00:08:45,266 | but you know what? | but you know what? |
270 | 00:08:45,300 | 00:08:46,433 | That sucked. | That sucked. |
271 | 00:08:46,467 | 00:08:47,600 | You're gonna regret saying that. | You're gonna regret saying that. |
272 | 00:08:47,633 | 00:08:48,767 | You're gonna regret it. [Clint] Alright. | You're gonna regret it. [Clint] Alright. |
273 | 00:08:48,800 | 00:08:49,967 | You're all gonna regret it. | You're all gonna regret it. |
274 | 00:08:50,066 | 00:08:52,166 | [Clint] Thanks Terry, thanks, yeah. | [Clint] Thanks Terry, thanks, yeah. |
275 | 00:08:52,200 | 00:08:53,467 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
276 | 00:08:53,500 | 00:08:55,800 | How long do people normally get to perform? | How long do people normally get to perform? |
277 | 00:08:55,834 | 00:08:57,300 | [knocking] | [knocking] |
278 | 00:08:57,333 | 00:08:58,767 | [Ash] Sorry, we haven't called the next person. | [Ash] Sorry, we haven't called the next person. |
279 | 00:08:58,800 | 00:09:00,567 | [Clint] Keep it up, you got Arteth coming in. | [Clint] Keep it up, you got Arteth coming in. |
280 | 00:09:00,600 | 00:09:01,800 | Are you kidding me? | Are you kidding me? |
281 | 00:09:01,834 | 00:09:03,066 | Terry. | Terry. |
282 | 00:09:03,066 | 00:09:04,266 | I drove all night to get here, okay? | I drove all night to get here, okay? |
283 | 00:09:04,300 | 00:09:05,266 | I don't even have any money left. | I don't even have any money left. |
284 | 00:09:05,300 | 00:09:06,100 | [Ash] Why-- | [Ash] Why-- |
285 | 00:09:06,133 | 00:09:07,100 | How about this; thirty seconds. | How about this; thirty seconds. |
286 | 00:09:07,133 | 00:09:08,066 | We'll give you thirty seconds, you wow us. | We'll give you thirty seconds, you wow us. |
287 | 00:09:08,066 | 00:09:09,233 | Say hi, Jackie. | Say hi, Jackie. |
288 | 00:09:09,266 | 00:09:12,300 | Hello, I'm Jackie from London, England. | Hello, I'm Jackie from London, England. |
289 | 00:09:13,867 | 00:09:15,767 | I heard you had a dream last night. | I heard you had a dream last night. |
290 | 00:09:15,800 | 00:09:18,066 | Yes, I had a dream. | Yes, I had a dream. |
291 | 00:09:18,100 | 00:09:19,066 | I had a dream that all the judges died. | I had a dream that all the judges died. |
292 | 00:09:19,100 | 00:09:21,800 | [dramatic music] | [dramatic music] |
293 | 00:09:21,834 | 00:09:23,333 | Uh-oh. | Uh-oh. |
294 | 00:09:23,367 | 00:09:24,667 | [Terry laughs] | [Terry laughs] |
295 | 00:09:24,700 | 00:09:25,800 | You know what, you're done. | You know what, you're done. |
296 | 00:09:25,834 | 00:09:26,633 | That's it. | That's it. |
297 | 00:09:26,667 | 00:09:27,967 | Why don't you just go? | Why don't you just go? |
298 | 00:09:28,066 | 00:09:28,800 | [Clint screams] | [Clint screams] |
299 | 00:09:28,834 | 00:09:30,066 | Son of a bitch. | Son of a bitch. |
300 | 00:09:30,066 | 00:09:31,367 | It's my time now, okay? | It's my time now, okay? |
301 | 00:09:31,400 | 00:09:32,734 | You know what this is? | You know what this is? |
302 | 00:09:32,767 | 00:09:33,567 | Huh? | Huh? |
303 | 00:09:33,600 | 00:09:34,567 | Huh? | Huh? |
304 | 00:09:34,600 | 00:09:36,600 | Wolfie is in the back room. | Wolfie is in the back room. |
305 | 00:09:36,633 | 00:09:37,834 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
306 | 00:09:37,867 | 00:09:41,333 | Wolfie is gonna blow the house down. | Wolfie is gonna blow the house down. |
307 | 00:09:41,367 | 00:09:42,567 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
308 | 00:09:42,600 | 00:09:44,600 | You don't even have the balls to do it. | You don't even have the balls to do it. |
309 | 00:09:44,633 | 00:09:45,433 | No? | No? |
310 | 00:09:45,467 | 00:09:46,500 | No. | No. |
311 | 00:09:46,533 | 00:09:49,567 | [beeping and explosions] [screaming] | [beeping and explosions] [screaming] |
312 | 00:09:49,600 | 00:09:50,400 | You done? | You done? |
313 | 00:09:50,433 | 00:09:52,066 | No, I'm not done. | No, I'm not done. |
314 | 00:09:53,834 | 00:09:54,800 | [beeping] | [beeping] |
315 | 00:09:54,834 | 00:09:56,266 | Uh-oh! | Uh-oh! |
316 | 00:09:56,300 | 00:09:58,166 | Oh, my God, oh my God, oh my God, no! | Oh, my God, oh my God, oh my God, no! |
317 | 00:09:58,200 | 00:09:59,900 | Now what do you think? | Now what do you think? |
318 | 00:09:59,934 | 00:10:00,934 | You, here! | You, here! |
319 | 00:10:02,066 | 00:10:04,333 | Come on, you camera guys stay where you are! | Come on, you camera guys stay where you are! |
320 | 00:10:04,367 | 00:10:05,500 | Come in front! | Come in front! |
321 | 00:10:05,533 | 00:10:07,367 | My time to judge now. | My time to judge now. |
322 | 00:10:07,400 | 00:10:08,200 | Dance! | Dance! |
323 | 00:10:08,233 | 00:10:09,133 | Do something good! | Do something good! |
324 | 00:10:09,166 | 00:10:10,066 | You think you can take me? | You think you can take me? |
325 | 00:10:10,100 | 00:10:11,500 | You think you can take me?! | You think you can take me?! |
326 | 00:10:11,533 | 00:10:12,333 | Okay! | Okay! |
327 | 00:10:12,367 | 00:10:13,600 | I'll fucking kill you! | I'll fucking kill you! |
328 | 00:10:13,633 | 00:10:14,500 | Okay, listen, we can work this out. | Okay, listen, we can work this out. |
329 | 00:10:14,533 | 00:10:15,500 | You're my new dummy. | You're my new dummy. |
330 | 00:10:15,533 | 00:10:16,767 | Okay okay okay, ow! | Okay okay okay, ow! |
331 | 00:10:16,800 | 00:10:18,333 | You're my new dummy. | You're my new dummy. |
332 | 00:10:18,367 | 00:10:19,166 | Okay we can work this-- | Okay we can work this-- |
333 | 00:10:19,200 | 00:10:20,767 | Move your lips! | Move your lips! |
334 | 00:10:20,800 | 00:10:24,533 | I've got one more thing to tell you. | I've got one more thing to tell you. |
335 | 00:10:24,567 | 00:10:27,567 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
336 | 00:10:29,033 | 00:10:31,033 | You're on Scare Tactics. | You're on Scare Tactics. |
337 | 00:10:33,100 | 00:10:33,934 | Aww. | Aww. |
338 | 00:10:33,967 | 00:10:35,400 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
339 | 00:10:35,433 | 00:10:36,734 | [Aaron] Oh, my God. | [Aaron] Oh, my God. |
340 | 00:10:36,767 | 00:10:38,367 | Your friend Derek set you up. | Your friend Derek set you up. |
341 | 00:10:38,400 | 00:10:39,233 | Wow! | Wow! |
342 | 00:10:40,300 | 00:10:41,767 | I'll kill him. | I'll kill him. |
343 | 00:10:41,800 | 00:10:43,300 | You were like, you didn't want me to go over here. | You were like, you didn't want me to go over here. |
344 | 00:10:43,333 | 00:10:45,367 | Well no, I'm supposed to protect you, aren't I? | Well no, I'm supposed to protect you, aren't I? |
345 | 00:10:45,400 | 00:10:47,066 | Yes, you were very kind. | Yes, you were very kind. |
346 | 00:10:47,100 | 00:10:47,900 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
347 | 00:10:47,934 | 00:10:50,200 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
348 | 00:10:50,233 | 00:10:51,867 | You suck. | You suck. |
349 | 00:10:51,900 | 00:10:53,834 | That's what you get for screwing me over all those years. | That's what you get for screwing me over all those years. |
350 | 00:10:53,867 | 00:10:55,700 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
351 | 00:10:55,734 | 00:10:56,567 | Wow! | Wow! |
352 | 00:10:58,133 | 00:10:59,200 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
353 | 00:10:59,233 | 00:11:00,800 | Take it easy, Aaron. | Take it easy, Aaron. |
354 | 00:11:00,834 | 00:11:03,667 | Where would the TV talent show be without wooden puppets? | Where would the TV talent show be without wooden puppets? |
355 | 00:11:03,700 | 00:11:04,934 | That's right. | That's right. |
356 | 00:11:04,967 | 00:11:07,700 | I'm talking about you, Piers Morgan. | I'm talking about you, Piers Morgan. |
357 | 00:11:07,734 | 00:11:08,900 | Coming up. | Coming up. |
358 | 00:11:08,934 | 00:11:10,533 | We just need the blood, please. | We just need the blood, please. |
359 | 00:11:10,567 | 00:11:11,633 | One second, almost done. | One second, almost done. |
360 | 00:11:13,066 | 00:11:15,900 | A bank job that'll really get your blood pumping. | A bank job that'll really get your blood pumping. |
361 | 00:11:15,934 | 00:11:18,066 | What the hell did you do?! | What the hell did you do?! |
362 | 00:11:18,066 | 00:11:20,400 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
363 | 00:11:21,367 | 00:11:24,367 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
364 | 00:11:25,700 | 00:11:28,300 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
365 | 00:11:29,533 | 00:11:31,667 | Say hello to Olivia. | Say hello to Olivia. |
366 | 00:11:31,700 | 00:11:34,200 | Olivia's father, Derek, loves his daughter more than | Olivia's father, Derek, loves his daughter more than |
367 | 00:11:34,233 | 00:11:36,066 | anything in the world. | anything in the world. |
368 | 00:11:36,066 | 00:11:39,367 | So he got her some part-time work at a blood bank. | So he got her some part-time work at a blood bank. |
369 | 00:11:39,400 | 00:11:40,800 | What? | What? |
370 | 00:11:40,834 | 00:11:42,867 | I would like to put Olivia, | I would like to put Olivia, |
371 | 00:11:42,900 | 00:11:45,367 | my daughter, on the Scare Tactics, | my daughter, on the Scare Tactics, |
372 | 00:11:45,400 | 00:11:47,300 | to experience in real life, | to experience in real life, |
373 | 00:11:47,333 | 00:11:49,433 | vampire story. | vampire story. |
374 | 00:11:49,467 | 00:11:53,467 | Since she was very, very young, it was all about vampires. | Since she was very, very young, it was all about vampires. |
375 | 00:11:53,500 | 00:11:55,934 | "Dad, could you please tell me about vampires?" | "Dad, could you please tell me about vampires?" |
376 | 00:11:55,967 | 00:11:57,500 | "Dad, are they real?" | "Dad, are they real?" |
377 | 00:11:57,533 | 00:12:00,100 | This will be perfect. | This will be perfect. |
378 | 00:12:00,133 | 00:12:01,533 | I think so too. | I think so too. |
379 | 00:12:01,567 | 00:12:03,900 | Now, Olivia, it's not easy working at a blood bank. | Now, Olivia, it's not easy working at a blood bank. |
380 | 00:12:03,934 | 00:12:06,200 | There's the long hours, the low pay, | There's the long hours, the low pay, |
381 | 00:12:06,233 | 00:12:08,767 | and you gotta watch out for pale dudes with fangs | and you gotta watch out for pale dudes with fangs |
382 | 00:12:08,800 | 00:12:12,233 | looking to make unauthorized withdrawals. | looking to make unauthorized withdrawals. |
383 | 00:12:13,700 | 00:12:16,300 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
384 | 00:12:16,333 | 00:12:19,266 | So, we're like a blood bank auxiliary. | So, we're like a blood bank auxiliary. |
385 | 00:12:19,300 | 00:12:20,834 | Are you okay around blood? | Are you okay around blood? |
386 | 00:12:20,867 | 00:12:21,800 | Is it gonna make you queasy? | Is it gonna make you queasy? |
387 | 00:12:21,834 | 00:12:24,166 | I mean, I guess it's fine. | I mean, I guess it's fine. |
388 | 00:12:24,200 | 00:12:25,834 | As long as I'm not getting it out of me, right? | As long as I'm not getting it out of me, right? |
389 | 00:12:25,867 | 00:12:27,066 | Yeah, no, no, God no. | Yeah, no, no, God no. |
390 | 00:12:27,066 | 00:12:28,467 | We don't do that here. | We don't do that here. |
391 | 00:12:28,500 | 00:12:29,567 | How you doing? | How you doing? |
392 | 00:12:29,600 | 00:12:30,633 | Is that Scott? | Is that Scott? |
393 | 00:12:30,667 | 00:12:31,467 | Sure is. | Sure is. |
394 | 00:12:31,500 | 00:12:32,533 | He's really cute. | He's really cute. |
395 | 00:12:32,567 | 00:12:34,066 | [giggles] | [giggles] |
396 | 00:12:34,066 | 00:12:35,467 | In that case, come on over. | In that case, come on over. |
397 | 00:12:35,500 | 00:12:36,533 | [giggles] | [giggles] |
398 | 00:12:36,567 | 00:12:37,567 | [Scott] Hello, hello. | [Scott] Hello, hello. |
399 | 00:12:37,600 | 00:12:38,767 | -Hi. -Hi. | -Hi. -Hi. |
400 | 00:12:38,800 | 00:12:39,834 | -How are you doing? -Good, this is Olivia. | -How are you doing? -Good, this is Olivia. |
401 | 00:12:39,867 | 00:12:40,767 | -[Scott] Olivia, Scott. -Pleasure. | -[Scott] Olivia, Scott. -Pleasure. |
402 | 00:12:40,800 | 00:12:41,767 | So we're gonna do a pick up. | So we're gonna do a pick up. |
403 | 00:12:41,800 | 00:12:43,066 | Just four pounds today. | Just four pounds today. |
404 | 00:12:43,066 | 00:12:44,900 | Yeah, you just need to sign here and put your number. | Yeah, you just need to sign here and put your number. |
405 | 00:12:45,900 | 00:12:46,867 | There you go. | There you go. |
406 | 00:12:46,900 | 00:12:47,867 | You guys take care, alright? | You guys take care, alright? |
407 | 00:12:47,900 | 00:12:48,867 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
408 | 00:12:48,900 | 00:12:49,700 | Have a good day. | Have a good day. |
409 | 00:12:49,734 | 00:12:50,934 | [Scott] Yup. | [Scott] Yup. |
410 | 00:12:50,967 | 00:12:52,633 | -He is. He's cute. -I know, right? | -He is. He's cute. -I know, right? |
411 | 00:12:52,667 | 00:12:53,834 | [phone rings] | [phone rings] |
412 | 00:12:53,867 | 00:12:54,700 | Oh. | Oh. |
413 | 00:12:55,934 | 00:12:57,500 | Hello, WMTI. | Hello, WMTI. |
414 | 00:12:57,533 | 00:13:01,767 | No, I can't talk to you right now, I'm sorry. | No, I can't talk to you right now, I'm sorry. |
415 | 00:13:01,800 | 00:13:03,700 | No, you're not hearing me, okay? | No, you're not hearing me, okay? |
416 | 00:13:03,734 | 00:13:04,633 | I gotta go. | I gotta go. |
417 | 00:13:04,667 | 00:13:06,700 | I can't talk to you, I gotta go. | I can't talk to you, I gotta go. |
418 | 00:13:06,734 | 00:13:07,900 | Alright, Lauren. | Alright, Lauren. |
419 | 00:13:07,934 | 00:13:10,200 | I'm missing three quarts from last week | I'm missing three quarts from last week |
420 | 00:13:10,233 | 00:13:13,767 | and five quarts from three weeks ago. | and five quarts from three weeks ago. |
421 | 00:13:13,800 | 00:13:15,734 | I'm not taking blood. | I'm not taking blood. |
422 | 00:13:17,133 | 00:13:18,400 | Maybe you miscounted. | Maybe you miscounted. |
423 | 00:13:18,433 | 00:13:19,867 | You know what, I'm gonna go back, | You know what, I'm gonna go back, |
424 | 00:13:19,900 | 00:13:21,133 | I'm gonna double check. | I'm gonna double check. |
425 | 00:13:21,166 | 00:13:22,834 | And hopefully these numbers all add up, | And hopefully these numbers all add up, |
426 | 00:13:22,867 | 00:13:25,233 | and then we're good to go. | and then we're good to go. |
427 | 00:13:25,266 | 00:13:26,400 | Olivia, great job. | Olivia, great job. |
428 | 00:13:26,433 | 00:13:27,500 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
429 | 00:13:27,533 | 00:13:28,700 | No worries. | No worries. |
430 | 00:13:28,734 | 00:13:29,633 | [door slamming] | [door slamming] |
431 | 00:13:29,667 | 00:13:31,066 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
432 | 00:13:31,100 | 00:13:33,166 | You're not a vampire are you? | You're not a vampire are you? |
433 | 00:13:33,200 | 00:13:34,433 | No. | No. |
434 | 00:13:34,467 | 00:13:36,100 | I'm just gonna go grab a quick coffee. | I'm just gonna go grab a quick coffee. |
435 | 00:13:36,133 | 00:13:37,066 | Okay. | Okay. |
436 | 00:13:37,066 | 00:13:39,133 | [Lauren] Thanks so much. | [Lauren] Thanks so much. |
437 | 00:13:50,200 | 00:13:51,066 | Hello. | Hello. |
438 | 00:13:51,066 | 00:13:53,066 | [Vampire] Hello. | [Vampire] Hello. |
439 | 00:13:53,100 | 00:13:54,433 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
440 | 00:13:54,467 | 00:13:56,233 | Where is Lauren? | Where is Lauren? |
441 | 00:13:56,266 | 00:13:58,800 | She's on coffee break. | She's on coffee break. |
442 | 00:13:58,834 | 00:14:00,667 | We're kind of in a hurry. | We're kind of in a hurry. |
443 | 00:14:00,700 | 00:14:02,066 | We need the blood. | We need the blood. |
444 | 00:14:02,066 | 00:14:03,100 | Yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah. |
445 | 00:14:04,700 | 00:14:05,834 | We've got the form. | We've got the form. |
446 | 00:14:05,867 | 00:14:06,867 | Please, if you could fill that out. | Please, if you could fill that out. |
447 | 00:14:06,900 | 00:14:08,300 | Yeah I just have to-- | Yeah I just have to-- |
448 | 00:14:08,333 | 00:14:11,300 | We just need the blood, please. | We just need the blood, please. |
449 | 00:14:11,333 | 00:14:12,233 | Okay. | Okay. |
450 | 00:14:12,266 | 00:14:15,066 | You don't have a form like this? | You don't have a form like this? |
451 | 00:14:15,066 | 00:14:16,567 | Hey fellas, how are you? | Hey fellas, how are you? |
452 | 00:14:16,600 | 00:14:19,066 | Can I have a customer service word with you please? | Can I have a customer service word with you please? |
453 | 00:14:19,066 | 00:14:20,233 | In the back? | In the back? |
454 | 00:14:20,266 | 00:14:21,166 | Absolutely, let's go into my office. | Absolutely, let's go into my office. |
455 | 00:14:21,200 | 00:14:23,567 | Hang on one sec, come on. | Hang on one sec, come on. |
456 | 00:14:23,600 | 00:14:24,400 | [door closing] | [door closing] |
457 | 00:14:24,433 | 00:14:27,066 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
458 | 00:14:27,066 | 00:14:28,567 | [Olivia] Lauren. | [Olivia] Lauren. |
459 | 00:14:28,600 | 00:14:31,600 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
460 | 00:14:32,533 | 00:14:33,533 | What are you doing here? | What are you doing here? |
461 | 00:14:33,567 | 00:14:35,667 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
462 | 00:14:35,700 | 00:14:38,133 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
463 | 00:14:38,166 | 00:14:39,934 | We need the blood. | We need the blood. |
464 | 00:14:39,967 | 00:14:42,133 | [hissing] | [hissing] |
465 | 00:14:43,834 | 00:14:44,834 | -Okay, let's just-- -Okay. | -Okay, let's just-- -Okay. |
466 | 00:14:44,867 | 00:14:46,967 | We need the blood immediately. | We need the blood immediately. |
467 | 00:14:47,066 | 00:14:49,166 | One second, almost done. | One second, almost done. |
468 | 00:14:51,667 | 00:14:52,567 | Okay. | Okay. |
469 | 00:14:52,600 | 00:14:53,834 | Here, here. | Here, here. |
470 | 00:14:53,867 | 00:14:55,066 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
471 | 00:14:55,100 | 00:14:56,166 | I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. | I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. |
472 | 00:14:56,200 | 00:14:58,133 | What the hell did you do? | What the hell did you do? |
473 | 00:14:58,166 | 00:15:01,266 | [exciting music] | [exciting music] |
474 | 00:15:01,300 | 00:15:03,200 | He's mine, he's mine. | He's mine, he's mine. |
475 | 00:15:05,100 | 00:15:07,433 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
476 | 00:15:09,200 | 00:15:10,066 | Please. | Please. |
477 | 00:15:11,300 | 00:15:13,400 | I can give you everything in here. | I can give you everything in here. |
478 | 00:15:13,433 | 00:15:15,834 | I want the blood inside you. | I want the blood inside you. |
479 | 00:15:15,867 | 00:15:17,700 | Just for one day, let me go. | Just for one day, let me go. |
480 | 00:15:17,734 | 00:15:19,900 | [hissing] | [hissing] |
481 | 00:15:21,734 | 00:15:23,500 | I want to live. | I want to live. |
482 | 00:15:23,533 | 00:15:25,066 | I want to be happy. | I want to be happy. |
483 | 00:15:25,100 | 00:15:26,133 | Are you scared? | Are you scared? |
484 | 00:15:26,166 | 00:15:27,467 | Yes. | Yes. |
485 | 00:15:27,500 | 00:15:28,867 | Well you shouldn't be. | Well you shouldn't be. |
486 | 00:15:28,900 | 00:15:30,467 | Why? | Why? |
487 | 00:15:30,500 | 00:15:33,333 | 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics. | 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics. |
488 | 00:15:33,367 | 00:15:34,834 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
489 | 00:15:34,867 | 00:15:36,233 | [Vampire] Your dad set you up. | [Vampire] Your dad set you up. |
490 | 00:15:36,266 | 00:15:37,900 | Holy mother of God. | Holy mother of God. |
491 | 00:15:37,934 | 00:15:39,200 | It's all over. | It's all over. |
492 | 00:15:39,233 | 00:15:41,266 | I'm never coming back here again. | I'm never coming back here again. |
493 | 00:15:41,300 | 00:15:43,066 | It's all over. | It's all over. |
494 | 00:15:43,066 | 00:15:45,200 | So what was going through your head when you first came in? | So what was going through your head when you first came in? |
495 | 00:15:45,233 | 00:15:46,900 | I was like, just thinking about the shows. | I was like, just thinking about the shows. |
496 | 00:15:46,934 | 00:15:49,233 | I'm like, "Don't show you're scared." | I'm like, "Don't show you're scared." |
497 | 00:15:49,266 | 00:15:50,767 | Just trying to stay calm. | Just trying to stay calm. |
498 | 00:15:50,800 | 00:15:51,600 | Olivia! | Olivia! |
499 | 00:15:51,633 | 00:15:54,367 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
500 | 00:15:54,400 | 00:15:56,100 | There is my love. | There is my love. |
501 | 00:15:56,133 | 00:15:58,367 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
502 | 00:16:00,066 | 00:16:00,967 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
503 | 00:16:02,066 | 00:16:05,300 | I am never doing another random job again. | I am never doing another random job again. |
504 | 00:16:06,400 | 00:16:07,834 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
505 | 00:16:07,867 | 00:16:09,300 | I don't blame you, Olivia. | I don't blame you, Olivia. |
506 | 00:16:09,333 | 00:16:12,433 | Your dad just left you alone in a room with vampires. | Your dad just left you alone in a room with vampires. |
507 | 00:16:12,467 | 00:16:15,200 | You may as well come to grips with it now, | You may as well come to grips with it now, |
508 | 00:16:15,233 | 00:16:17,667 | your dad doesn't like you. | your dad doesn't like you. |
509 | 00:16:17,700 | 00:16:18,867 | Still to come. | Still to come. |
510 | 00:16:18,900 | 00:16:20,133 | [Male Voice] Matt. | [Male Voice] Matt. |
511 | 00:16:20,166 | 00:16:22,934 | Hope you can solve the puzzle. | Hope you can solve the puzzle. |
512 | 00:16:22,967 | 00:16:26,300 | Solve the puzzle or somebody dies. | Solve the puzzle or somebody dies. |
513 | 00:16:26,333 | 00:16:28,433 | Please, please give us another minute. | Please, please give us another minute. |
514 | 00:16:28,467 | 00:16:30,066 | Time's up. | Time's up. |
515 | 00:16:30,100 | 00:16:31,400 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
516 | 00:16:31,433 | 00:16:33,767 | Oh, my fucking God! | Oh, my fucking God! |
517 | 00:16:33,800 | 00:16:36,400 | [creepy music] | [creepy music] |
518 | 00:16:37,500 | 00:16:40,100 | [creepy music] | [creepy music] |
519 | 00:16:41,600 | 00:16:44,066 | Give it up for our next victim, Matt. | Give it up for our next victim, Matt. |
520 | 00:16:44,066 | 00:16:46,800 | Matt's friend Mike told him he'd be helping out at an | Matt's friend Mike told him he'd be helping out at an |
521 | 00:16:46,834 | 00:16:48,600 | internet technology company. | internet technology company. |
522 | 00:16:48,633 | 00:16:49,867 | Oooh! | Oooh! |
523 | 00:16:49,900 | 00:16:51,400 | That sounds new and exciting. | That sounds new and exciting. |
524 | 00:16:51,433 | 00:16:53,233 | [giggles] | [giggles] |
525 | 00:16:53,266 | 00:16:55,433 | I left my friend with Scare Tactics because he's a cocky | I left my friend with Scare Tactics because he's a cocky |
526 | 00:16:55,467 | 00:16:58,066 | shit, I want to see him lose his shit, and I think tonight | shit, I want to see him lose his shit, and I think tonight |
527 | 00:16:58,100 | 00:16:59,834 | was the perfect night for that to happen. | was the perfect night for that to happen. |
528 | 00:16:59,867 | 00:17:01,333 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
529 | 00:17:01,367 | 00:17:03,300 | Now Matt, I know it's your first day on the job, | Now Matt, I know it's your first day on the job, |
530 | 00:17:03,333 | 00:17:05,800 | so we're gonna make it easy for you. | so we're gonna make it easy for you. |
531 | 00:17:05,834 | 00:17:08,233 | All you gotta do is listen to the boss, | All you gotta do is listen to the boss, |
532 | 00:17:08,266 | 00:17:11,333 | solve a jigsaw puzzle, and keep this serial killer | solve a jigsaw puzzle, and keep this serial killer |
533 | 00:17:11,367 | 00:17:13,500 | from murdering the pretty girl. | from murdering the pretty girl. |
534 | 00:17:13,533 | 00:17:15,066 | Simple. | Simple. |
535 | 00:17:15,100 | 00:17:16,867 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
536 | 00:17:16,900 | 00:17:18,066 | [creepy music] | [creepy music] |
537 | 00:17:18,066 | 00:17:19,066 | [male voice] What's the problem? | [male voice] What's the problem? |
538 | 00:17:19,100 | 00:17:20,533 | Can't get online? | Can't get online? |
539 | 00:17:20,567 | 00:17:22,066 | [husky male voice] I can't get anything. | [husky male voice] I can't get anything. |
540 | 00:17:22,100 | 00:17:23,066 | [male voice] You taking us to the mainframe? | [male voice] You taking us to the mainframe? |
541 | 00:17:23,066 | 00:17:23,834 | [husky male voice] Yeah. | [husky male voice] Yeah. |
542 | 00:17:23,867 | 00:17:25,066 | [male voice] Okay. | [male voice] Okay. |
543 | 00:17:25,100 | 00:17:26,633 | [husky male voice] [husky male voice] | [husky male voice] [husky male voice] |
544 | 00:17:26,667 | 00:17:30,367 | Okay, alright, those are routers right there. | Okay, alright, those are routers right there. |
545 | 00:17:30,400 | 00:17:33,900 | We had a technician out here yesterday, Vanessa. | We had a technician out here yesterday, Vanessa. |
546 | 00:17:33,934 | 00:17:35,166 | Did she leave any report? | Did she leave any report? |
547 | 00:17:35,200 | 00:17:36,266 | I didn't hear back from her. | I didn't hear back from her. |
548 | 00:17:36,300 | 00:17:37,800 | No, she couldn't fix it. | No, she couldn't fix it. |
549 | 00:17:37,834 | 00:17:39,433 | So... | So... |
550 | 00:17:39,467 | 00:17:40,266 | Yeah, have at it. | Yeah, have at it. |
551 | 00:17:40,300 | 00:17:41,600 | [male] Okay, cool. | [male] Okay, cool. |
552 | 00:17:41,633 | 00:17:43,500 | -Is it Matt? -Yeah, Matt. | -Is it Matt? -Yeah, Matt. |
553 | 00:17:43,533 | 00:17:46,166 | Matt, hope you can solve the puzzle. | Matt, hope you can solve the puzzle. |
554 | 00:17:46,200 | 00:17:47,066 | Alright? | Alright? |
555 | 00:17:48,133 | 00:17:49,900 | What is that? | What is that? |
556 | 00:17:49,934 | 00:17:52,500 | [ominous music] | [ominous music] |
557 | 00:17:52,533 | 00:17:53,433 | What's that? | What's that? |
558 | 00:17:53,467 | 00:17:54,533 | This guy's kind of weird, eh? | This guy's kind of weird, eh? |
559 | 00:17:54,567 | 00:17:55,700 | What? | What? |
560 | 00:17:55,734 | 00:17:56,633 | I said this guy's kind of weird. | I said this guy's kind of weird. |
561 | 00:17:56,667 | 00:17:57,633 | He's like he gave me this. | He's like he gave me this. |
562 | 00:17:57,667 | 00:17:58,633 | What'd he give you? | What'd he give you? |
563 | 00:17:58,667 | 00:17:59,467 | A puzzle piece? | A puzzle piece? |
564 | 00:17:59,500 | 00:18:00,967 | What? | What? |
565 | 00:18:01,066 | 00:18:01,934 | Fuck's that? | Fuck's that? |
566 | 00:18:03,700 | 00:18:04,900 | Weird. | Weird. |
567 | 00:18:04,934 | 00:18:06,066 | But he works here or he's like the... | But he works here or he's like the... |
568 | 00:18:06,066 | 00:18:07,500 | I was told he's the super. | I was told he's the super. |
569 | 00:18:07,533 | 00:18:08,500 | The super? | The super? |
570 | 00:18:08,533 | 00:18:09,533 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
571 | 00:18:09,567 | 00:18:10,900 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
572 | 00:18:10,934 | 00:18:12,300 | So what I do is I problem-solve these mainframes | So what I do is I problem-solve these mainframes |
573 | 00:18:12,333 | 00:18:13,900 | for Enterprise Systems. | for Enterprise Systems. |
574 | 00:18:13,934 | 00:18:16,800 | I gotta get my box to read the line numbers in, | I gotta get my box to read the line numbers in, |
575 | 00:18:16,834 | 00:18:19,600 | and I left it in the van. | and I left it in the van. |
576 | 00:18:19,633 | 00:18:20,700 | [electricity surging] | [electricity surging] |
577 | 00:18:20,734 | 00:18:21,533 | Ahh! | Ahh! |
578 | 00:18:21,567 | 00:18:22,367 | Ah! | Ah! |
579 | 00:18:22,400 | 00:18:23,700 | It's electrified! | It's electrified! |
580 | 00:18:23,734 | 00:18:25,133 | [Matt] Are you fucking serious? | [Matt] Are you fucking serious? |
581 | 00:18:25,166 | 00:18:27,433 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
582 | 00:18:28,633 | 00:18:30,800 | You walked right into my trap. | You walked right into my trap. |
583 | 00:18:30,834 | 00:18:32,066 | That's Vanessa. | That's Vanessa. |
584 | 00:18:32,100 | 00:18:33,333 | That's the girl that was here last night. | That's the girl that was here last night. |
585 | 00:18:33,367 | 00:18:36,734 | [suspenseful music] | [suspenseful music] |
586 | 00:18:36,767 | 00:18:38,266 | Dude, what is this? | Dude, what is this? |
587 | 00:18:38,300 | 00:18:39,467 | Tell me, man. | Tell me, man. |
588 | 00:18:39,500 | 00:18:42,066 | You got three minutes, boys. | You got three minutes, boys. |
589 | 00:18:43,633 | 00:18:48,266 | Solve the puzzle or she dies. | Solve the puzzle or she dies. |
590 | 00:18:48,300 | 00:18:49,633 | Solve my puzzle! | Solve my puzzle! |
591 | 00:18:51,500 | 00:18:53,433 | Please solve the puzzle. | Please solve the puzzle. |
592 | 00:18:53,467 | 00:18:54,900 | [Matt] Are you fucking kidding me right now? | [Matt] Are you fucking kidding me right now? |
593 | 00:18:54,934 | 00:18:56,100 | You gotta fucking do the puzzle! | You gotta fucking do the puzzle! |
594 | 00:18:56,133 | 00:18:57,600 | Start on the outside, dude, just focus! | Start on the outside, dude, just focus! |
595 | 00:18:57,633 | 00:18:58,600 | How can they watch, what is this guy, is he watching us? | How can they watch, what is this guy, is he watching us? |
596 | 00:18:58,633 | 00:18:59,433 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
597 | 00:18:59,467 | 00:19:00,900 | Dude. | Dude. |
598 | 00:19:00,934 | 00:19:01,967 | Fucking camera right there. He's watching us. | Fucking camera right there. He's watching us. |
599 | 00:19:02,066 | 00:19:03,133 | -Where's the camera? -Right there. | -Where's the camera? -Right there. |
600 | 00:19:03,166 | 00:19:04,533 | Okay, I'll do the white, you do the black. | Okay, I'll do the white, you do the black. |
601 | 00:19:04,567 | 00:19:05,600 | Okay, all these pieces look the same. | Okay, all these pieces look the same. |
602 | 00:19:05,633 | 00:19:07,066 | They all look the same. | They all look the same. |
603 | 00:19:07,066 | 00:19:08,233 | Dude, I can't fucking solve this right now, | Dude, I can't fucking solve this right now, |
604 | 00:19:08,266 | 00:19:09,467 | I'm too flustered, are you kidding me? | I'm too flustered, are you kidding me? |
605 | 00:19:09,500 | 00:19:10,667 | I'm gonna help you, I'm gonna help you. | I'm gonna help you, I'm gonna help you. |
606 | 00:19:10,700 | 00:19:11,667 | Get all the black pieces together. | Get all the black pieces together. |
607 | 00:19:11,700 | 00:19:13,734 | -Yeah. -[murderer] Two minutes left. | -Yeah. -[murderer] Two minutes left. |
608 | 00:19:13,767 | 00:19:14,734 | [beeping] | [beeping] |
609 | 00:19:14,767 | 00:19:15,734 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
610 | 00:19:15,767 | 00:19:16,734 | Okay those are drill bits. | Okay those are drill bits. |
611 | 00:19:16,767 | 00:19:17,734 | [Vanessa] Please! | [Vanessa] Please! |
612 | 00:19:17,767 | 00:19:18,734 | Vanessa, we're gonna help you! | Vanessa, we're gonna help you! |
613 | 00:19:18,767 | 00:19:19,734 | We're trying to solve the puzzle! | We're trying to solve the puzzle! |
614 | 00:19:19,767 | 00:19:20,734 | [murderer] One minute left, boys | [murderer] One minute left, boys |
615 | 00:19:20,767 | 00:19:21,567 | How long? | How long? |
616 | 00:19:21,600 | 00:19:22,567 | [murderer] One minute left. | [murderer] One minute left. |
617 | 00:19:22,600 | 00:19:23,567 | Fuck! | Fuck! |
618 | 00:19:23,600 | 00:19:24,400 | Please, please help me! | Please, please help me! |
619 | 00:19:24,433 | 00:19:25,834 | Please, please give us another minute. | Please, please give us another minute. |
620 | 00:19:25,867 | 00:19:28,700 | [male] Faster, dude, I'm sweating like crazy. | [male] Faster, dude, I'm sweating like crazy. |
621 | 00:19:28,734 | 00:19:29,800 | Those things are getting closer to her head. | Those things are getting closer to her head. |
622 | 00:19:29,834 | 00:19:31,200 | [Vanessa] Oh, my God. | [Vanessa] Oh, my God. |
623 | 00:19:31,233 | 00:19:32,700 | I suck at puzzles. | I suck at puzzles. |
624 | 00:19:32,734 | 00:19:33,767 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
625 | 00:19:33,800 | 00:19:35,300 | [Vanessa] Do it! | [Vanessa] Do it! |
626 | 00:19:36,133 | 00:19:37,567 | Thirty seconds. | Thirty seconds. |
627 | 00:19:37,600 | 00:19:39,533 | Dude I'm literally gonna fucking shit my pants. | Dude I'm literally gonna fucking shit my pants. |
628 | 00:19:39,567 | 00:19:40,533 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
629 | 00:19:40,567 | 00:19:42,066 | I can do one side but I can't get the middle. | I can do one side but I can't get the middle. |
630 | 00:19:42,066 | 00:19:42,934 | I'll do the other side! | I'll do the other side! |
631 | 00:19:42,967 | 00:19:44,133 | I can't get the middle. | I can't get the middle. |
632 | 00:19:44,166 | 00:19:45,633 | Where's that piece he gave you? | Where's that piece he gave you? |
633 | 00:19:45,667 | 00:19:46,500 | Where's that piece he gave you, maybe that's like-- | Where's that piece he gave you, maybe that's like-- |
634 | 00:19:46,533 | 00:19:47,367 | It's on the table. | It's on the table. |
635 | 00:19:47,400 | 00:19:48,700 | Time's up. | Time's up. |
636 | 00:19:48,734 | 00:19:50,200 | You didn't solve the puzzle. | You didn't solve the puzzle. |
637 | 00:19:50,233 | 00:19:51,133 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
638 | 00:19:51,166 | 00:19:54,066 | [male] Oh, my fucking God! | [male] Oh, my fucking God! |
639 | 00:19:54,066 | 00:19:55,066 | Where's the signal? | Where's the signal? |
640 | 00:19:55,066 | 00:19:56,066 | Where is it? | Where is it? |
641 | 00:19:56,066 | 00:19:58,533 | Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, I'm turning off the power. | Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, I'm turning off the power. |
642 | 00:19:58,567 | 00:19:59,433 | [electricity surging] | [electricity surging] |
643 | 00:19:59,467 | 00:20:01,834 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
644 | 00:20:01,867 | 00:20:03,467 | Dude, dude, dude. | Dude, dude, dude. |
645 | 00:20:04,300 | 00:20:06,166 | What the fuck, man? | What the fuck, man? |
646 | 00:20:06,200 | 00:20:07,800 | Are you kidding me right now? | Are you kidding me right now? |
647 | 00:20:07,834 | 00:20:08,867 | Go on! | Go on! |
648 | 00:20:08,900 | 00:20:09,700 | I'll throw this-- | I'll throw this-- |
649 | 00:20:09,734 | 00:20:10,900 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
650 | 00:20:10,934 | 00:20:13,233 | You didn't solve my puzzle. | You didn't solve my puzzle. |
651 | 00:20:13,266 | 00:20:14,233 | Are you scared, man? | Are you scared, man? |
652 | 00:20:14,266 | 00:20:15,066 | Come on, come on, stab me! | Come on, come on, stab me! |
653 | 00:20:15,100 | 00:20:16,266 | Do it! | Do it! |
654 | 00:20:16,300 | 00:20:17,266 | You shouldn't be scared, you know why? | You shouldn't be scared, you know why? |
655 | 00:20:17,300 | 00:20:18,200 | Why? | Why? |
656 | 00:20:18,233 | 00:20:20,333 | 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics! | 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics! |
657 | 00:20:20,367 | 00:20:21,166 | Your friend Mike set you up! | Your friend Mike set you up! |
658 | 00:20:21,200 | 00:20:24,700 | [rock bass guitar] | [rock bass guitar] |
659 | 00:20:24,734 | 00:20:26,967 | You almost saved the day, dude. | You almost saved the day, dude. |
660 | 00:20:27,967 | 00:20:29,433 | There he is. | There he is. |
661 | 00:20:29,467 | 00:20:30,266 | Thank you, Mike. | Thank you, Mike. |
662 | 00:20:30,300 | 00:20:31,100 | Very good. | Very good. |
663 | 00:20:31,133 | 00:20:32,266 | Don't hate me. | Don't hate me. |
664 | 00:20:32,300 | 00:20:33,200 | Were you watching? | Were you watching? |
665 | 00:20:33,233 | 00:20:34,467 | Yeah, I saw everything. | Yeah, I saw everything. |
666 | 00:20:34,500 | 00:20:35,967 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
667 | 00:20:36,000 | 00:20:38,100 | So on a scale of one to 10, how freaked out were you? | So on a scale of one to 10, how freaked out were you? |
668 | 00:20:38,133 | 00:20:39,633 | That would be a 10. | That would be a 10. |
669 | 00:20:39,667 | 00:20:41,266 | If I was strapped down and you got drill bits going | If I was strapped down and you got drill bits going |
670 | 00:20:41,300 | 00:20:42,100 | to the head, come on. | to the head, come on. |
671 | 00:20:42,133 | 00:20:42,934 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
672 | 00:20:42,967 | 00:20:44,100 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
673 | 00:20:44,133 | 00:20:45,500 | [digital whooshing] | [digital whooshing] |
674 | 00:20:45,533 | 00:20:47,400 | Matt, don't be upset. | Matt, don't be upset. |
675 | 00:20:47,433 | 00:20:50,767 | Look at it this way: now you know how to install high speed | Look at it this way: now you know how to install high speed |
676 | 00:20:50,800 | 00:20:53,967 | internet and save a lady from a death machine. | internet and save a lady from a death machine. |
677 | 00:20:54,000 | 00:20:57,500 | That's some high class resume material, brother. | That's some high class resume material, brother. |
678 | 00:20:57,533 | 00:20:58,734 | That's it for now. | That's it for now. |
679 | 00:20:58,767 | 00:21:01,233 | So until next time, watch your back, people, | So until next time, watch your back, people, |
680 | 00:21:01,266 | 00:21:03,600 | or this could happen to you. | or this could happen to you. |
681 | 00:21:04,533 | 00:21:06,066 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
682 | 00:21:06,066 | 00:21:07,133 | [hissing] | [hissing] |
683 | 00:21:07,166 | 00:21:08,266 | I want to live! | I want to live! |
684 | 00:21:08,300 | 00:21:09,667 | [angry gibberish] | [angry gibberish] |
685 | 00:21:09,700 | 00:21:10,900 | I'll fucking kill you! | I'll fucking kill you! |
686 | 00:21:10,934 | 00:21:12,333 | [beeping and explosions] | [beeping and explosions] |
687 | 00:21:12,367 | 00:21:13,567 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
688 | 00:21:13,600 | 00:21:15,066 | [male] Oh, my fucking God! | [male] Oh, my fucking God! |
689 | 00:21:15,066 | 00:21:17,734 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
690 | 00:21:17,767 | 00:21:19,133 | [laser blasting and blood spurting] | [laser blasting and blood spurting] |
691 | 00:21:19,166 | 00:21:21,500 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
692 | 00:21:23,066 | 00:21:23,900 | See ya. | See ya. |
693 | 00:21:25,567 | 00:21:28,734 | [creepy techno music] | [creepy techno music] |