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1 00:00:01,467 00:00:02,467 [creepy music] [creepy music]
2 00:00:11,166 00:00:14,333 Definitive proof that extraterrestrial life exists. Definitive proof that extraterrestrial life exists.
3 00:00:16,033 00:00:18,066 -Someone's here. -Oh, my God! -Someone's here. -Oh, my God!
4 00:00:18,100 00:00:20,467 Oh, my God! [screaming] Oh, my God! [screaming]
5 00:00:20,500 00:00:21,333 [lasers and blood gushing] [lasers and blood gushing]
6 00:00:21,367 00:00:23,834 [screaming] [screaming]
7 00:00:23,867 00:00:25,967 Great, so you're ready to be a judge with us. Great, so you're ready to be a judge with us.
8 00:00:26,000 00:00:27,934 I'm gonna have to tell you that that sucks. I'm gonna have to tell you that that sucks.
9 00:00:27,967 00:00:30,033 You're gonna regret saying that. You're gonna regret saying that.
10 00:00:30,066 00:00:31,300 [beeping] [beeping]
11 00:00:31,333 00:00:33,734 [explosions and screaming] [explosions and screaming]
12 00:00:33,767 00:00:35,000 Are you okay around blood? Are you okay around blood?
13 00:00:35,033 00:00:36,533 As long as I'm not getting it out of me. As long as I'm not getting it out of me.
14 00:00:36,567 00:00:38,633 [growling and screaming] [growling and screaming]
15 00:00:38,667 00:00:40,000 [hissing] [hissing]
16 00:00:40,033 00:00:41,400 I want to live! I want to live!
17 00:00:41,433 00:00:44,066 [scary hip hop music] [scary hip hop music]
18 00:00:44,100 00:00:45,066 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
19 00:00:46,300 00:00:48,600 [screaming] [screaming]
20 00:00:50,000 00:00:50,800 Do it again! Do it again!
21 00:00:50,834 00:00:52,000 [glass breaking] [glass breaking]
22 00:00:52,033 00:00:53,066 Boo! Boo!
23 00:00:53,100 00:00:54,767 [laughs] [laughs]
24 00:00:54,800 00:00:57,433 [heart beating] [heart beating]
25 00:00:59,266 00:01:01,467 [host] Okay, people! [host] Okay, people!
26 00:01:01,500 00:01:04,200 It's time for another episode of Scare Tactics, It's time for another episode of Scare Tactics,
27 00:01:04,233 00:01:06,400 the only place where you can hide a camera, the only place where you can hide a camera,
28 00:01:06,433 00:01:09,300 make a girl scream, and not get arrested. make a girl scream, and not get arrested.
29 00:01:09,333 00:01:11,467 Put your hands together and welcome Racquel. Put your hands together and welcome Racquel.
30 00:01:12,433 00:01:15,567 Racquel's best friend Karen thinks she's out there. Racquel's best friend Karen thinks she's out there.
31 00:01:15,600 00:01:18,066 So she put her in touch with our alien hunter. So she put her in touch with our alien hunter.
32 00:01:19,100 00:01:22,233 Racquel's my best friend and I see her like a sister, Racquel's my best friend and I see her like a sister,
33 00:01:22,266 00:01:25,633 so it's kind of like a, you know like that brother-sister so it's kind of like a, you know like that brother-sister
34 00:01:25,667 00:01:28,100 kind of love, like you like to play pranks on one another? kind of love, like you like to play pranks on one another?
35 00:01:28,133 00:01:32,233 Racquel believes in a lot of paranormal activities; Racquel believes in a lot of paranormal activities;
36 00:01:32,266 00:01:33,934 ghosts and whatnot. ghosts and whatnot.
37 00:01:33,967 00:01:37,333 Maybe to see her react to an aliens would freak her out. Maybe to see her react to an aliens would freak her out.
38 00:01:37,367 00:01:39,800 Racquel's about to trespass on the sacred land of Racquel's about to trespass on the sacred land of
39 00:01:39,834 00:01:43,633 a secret society in search of 200 year old alien bones. a secret society in search of 200 year old alien bones.
40 00:01:43,667 00:01:46,667 Obviously, we're out of ideas 'cause I just don't see Obviously, we're out of ideas 'cause I just don't see
41 00:01:46,700 00:01:48,500 how this could go bad. how this could go bad.
42 00:01:50,567 00:01:51,400 [creepy music] [creepy music]
43 00:01:51,433 00:01:52,300 [Lauren] We'll do our first setup [Lauren] We'll do our first setup
44 00:01:52,333 00:01:53,300 -here to camera. -Okay. -here to camera. -Okay.
45 00:01:53,333 00:01:54,300 Do you wanna just stand right here? Do you wanna just stand right here?
46 00:01:54,333 00:01:55,133 Yeah. Yeah.
47 00:01:55,166 00:01:56,133 Are we good any time, Simon? Are we good any time, Simon?
48 00:01:56,166 00:01:56,967 Yeah, we're rolling. Yeah, we're rolling.
49 00:01:57,066 00:01:57,800 Hit it. Hit it.
50 00:01:57,834 00:01:58,967 This is Truthisodes. This is Truthisodes.
51 00:01:59,066 00:02:00,900 As always, I am Lauren Beaton-King and I am joined today As always, I am Lauren Beaton-King and I am joined today
52 00:02:00,934 00:02:01,734 by Racquel. by Racquel.
53 00:02:01,767 00:02:02,934 Really excited to be here. Really excited to be here.
54 00:02:02,967 00:02:04,600 Never, ever done anything like this. Never, ever done anything like this.
55 00:02:04,633 00:02:07,233 200 years ago in this very spot, 200 years ago in this very spot,
56 00:02:07,266 00:02:09,066 there's been documentation that people saw what they there's been documentation that people saw what they
57 00:02:09,100 00:02:13,367 described as an airship crash land right around here. described as an airship crash land right around here.
58 00:02:13,400 00:02:16,100 A being from this airship came off. A being from this airship came off.
59 00:02:16,133 00:02:16,967 He was injured. He was injured.
60 00:02:17,066 00:02:18,300 They nursed him back to health, They nursed him back to health,
61 00:02:18,333 00:02:20,467 but he unfortunately died and was buried here. but he unfortunately died and was buried here.
62 00:02:20,500 00:02:21,967 You never really think about it too much You never really think about it too much
63 00:02:22,066 00:02:26,367 until you're actually standing in a graveyard until you're actually standing in a graveyard
64 00:02:26,400 00:02:28,734 where an alien was supposed to be. where an alien was supposed to be.
65 00:02:28,767 00:02:31,333 It looks as though another documentary crew may have beat It looks as though another documentary crew may have beat
66 00:02:31,367 00:02:34,533 us to it, so this may be a total bust, us to it, so this may be a total bust,
67 00:02:34,567 00:02:36,066 but it may be something. but it may be something.
68 00:02:36,066 00:02:39,734 We're gonna go, we're gonna see if the story's true. We're gonna go, we're gonna see if the story's true.
69 00:02:41,266 00:02:42,166 You believe in-- You believe in--
70 00:02:42,200 00:02:43,667 Absolutely. Absolutely.
71 00:02:43,700 00:02:45,133 [Lauren] I'm gonna get you to do the metal detector. [Lauren] I'm gonna get you to do the metal detector.
72 00:02:45,166 00:02:46,834 [Racquel] Okay, awesome. [Racquel] Okay, awesome.
73 00:02:46,867 00:02:50,433 [metal detector beeping] [metal detector beeping]
74 00:02:50,467 00:02:52,500 Yeah, any space debris, Yeah, any space debris,
75 00:02:52,533 00:02:55,200 it's gonna pick up on, yeah. it's gonna pick up on, yeah.
76 00:02:55,233 00:02:56,467 [metal detector whirring] [metal detector whirring]
77 00:02:56,500 00:02:57,500 Oh, you got a hit. Oh, you got a hit.
78 00:02:57,533 00:02:58,467 Yeah, we gotta get digging. Yeah, we gotta get digging.
79 00:02:58,500 00:02:59,834 Simon, how are we framing? Simon, how are we framing?
80 00:02:59,867 00:03:01,200 It's cool? [Simo] That's a good shot. It's cool? [Simo] That's a good shot.
81 00:03:01,233 00:03:02,400 I can get you guys in a two shot. I can get you guys in a two shot.
82 00:03:02,433 00:03:03,333 I feel something. I feel something.
83 00:03:03,367 00:03:05,066 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
84 00:03:05,066 00:03:06,266 Oh, my God, there's something Oh, my God, there's something
85 00:03:06,300 00:03:08,066 -buried underneath it. -Yeah yeah yeah yeah. -buried underneath it. -Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
86 00:03:08,066 00:03:09,066 Look at this symbol. Look at this symbol.
87 00:03:09,066 00:03:10,200 I've seen this before, I've seen this before,
88 00:03:10,233 00:03:11,834 but never in person. [Racquel] Oh, my gosh. but never in person. [Racquel] Oh, my gosh.
89 00:03:11,867 00:03:13,867 Holy fuck, this is unbelievable. Holy fuck, this is unbelievable.
90 00:03:13,900 00:03:15,300 This is an an Anunnaki symbol. This is an an Anunnaki symbol.
91 00:03:15,333 00:03:17,767 They interacted with the Sumerian culture. They interacted with the Sumerian culture.
92 00:03:17,800 00:03:20,500 They actually hybridized our DNA. They actually hybridized our DNA.
93 00:03:20,533 00:03:23,233 I think we can get this outta here. I think we can get this outta here.
94 00:03:23,266 00:03:24,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
95 00:03:24,533 00:03:26,266 Over here, it's not that heavy at all. Over here, it's not that heavy at all.
96 00:03:26,300 00:03:27,533 Please God, please God, Please God, please God,
97 00:03:27,567 00:03:28,533 -please God, okay. -Okay, oh my God, -please God, okay. -Okay, oh my God,
98 00:03:28,567 00:03:29,367 I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out.
99 00:03:29,400 00:03:30,367 I'm starting to freak out. I'm starting to freak out.
100 00:03:30,400 00:03:31,200 This is insane. This is insane.
101 00:03:31,233 00:03:33,100 [hinge creaks] [hinge creaks]
102 00:03:33,133 00:03:34,367 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
103 00:03:34,400 00:03:36,100 This is definitive proof This is definitive proof
104 00:03:36,133 00:03:39,066 that extraterrestrial life exists. that extraterrestrial life exists.
105 00:03:39,100 00:03:41,133 [creepy music] [creepy music]
106 00:03:41,166 00:03:43,066 [laughing] [laughing]
107 00:03:43,066 00:03:44,533 Here, give it to me. Here, give it to me.
108 00:03:44,567 00:03:45,734 We're gonna pack this up, we're gonna get out of here, We're gonna pack this up, we're gonna get out of here,
109 00:03:45,767 00:03:47,066 we're gonna get this somewhere safe. we're gonna get this somewhere safe.
110 00:03:47,066 00:03:49,867 I'm so frickin' nervous. I'm so frickin' nervous.
111 00:03:49,900 00:03:50,700 This is a Truthisodes massive moment. This is a Truthisodes massive moment.
112 00:03:50,734 00:03:52,667 [horse neighs] [horse neighs]
113 00:03:52,700 00:03:53,900 Actual proof-- Actual proof--
114 00:03:53,934 00:03:54,734 Oh, my God, someone's here. Oh, my God, someone's here.
115 00:03:54,767 00:03:55,567 What? What?
116 00:03:55,600 00:03:57,066 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
117 00:03:57,066 00:03:59,734 [ominous music] [ominous music]
118 00:04:02,467 00:04:05,967 Who dares trespass on holy Ebonite land? Who dares trespass on holy Ebonite land?
119 00:04:06,934 00:04:07,767 Should we run? Should we run?
120 00:04:07,800 00:04:09,367 I don't think so. I don't think so.
121 00:04:10,533 00:04:13,133 We could leave if you want us to leave, We could leave if you want us to leave,
122 00:04:13,166 00:04:14,433 'cause you don't look too happy. 'cause you don't look too happy.
123 00:04:14,467 00:04:15,266 You! You!
124 00:04:15,300 00:04:16,200 Put away that machine. Put away that machine.
125 00:04:16,233 00:04:17,166 Okay. Okay.
126 00:04:17,200 00:04:18,367 [leader] Put it down! [leader] Put it down!
127 00:04:18,400 00:04:19,867 Did you see the tattoo on that guy's neck? Did you see the tattoo on that guy's neck?
128 00:04:19,900 00:04:20,800 No, which one? No, which one?
129 00:04:20,834 00:04:23,066 It looks exactly like this. It looks exactly like this.
130 00:04:23,066 00:04:24,667 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
131 00:04:24,700 00:04:27,200 They took the bones. They took the bones.
132 00:04:27,233 00:04:28,467 Get Ezekiel! Get Ezekiel!
133 00:04:28,500 00:04:30,133 Oh, my God, they're bringing Ezekiel. Oh, my God, they're bringing Ezekiel.
134 00:04:30,166 00:04:31,500 [Lauren] Who's Ezekiel? [Lauren] Who's Ezekiel?
135 00:04:31,533 00:04:33,166 [leader] He is the one who is the [leader] He is the one who is the
136 00:04:33,200 00:04:34,300 Oh, my God, what if it's an alien? Oh, my God, what if it's an alien?
137 00:04:34,333 00:04:35,300 most like the ancestor from the sky. most like the ancestor from the sky.
138 00:04:35,333 00:04:37,467 What if it's an alien? What if it's an alien?
139 00:04:37,500 00:04:38,667 Oh, fucking shit. Oh, fucking shit.
140 00:04:38,700 00:04:40,066 What? What?
141 00:04:40,100 00:04:41,100 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
142 00:04:43,400 00:04:45,200 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
143 00:04:45,233 00:04:46,066 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
144 00:04:46,066 00:04:47,200 [screaming] [screaming]
145 00:04:47,233 00:04:48,533 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
146 00:04:48,567 00:04:50,133 [creepy music] [creepy music]
147 00:04:50,166 00:04:51,500 Oh, my God, he's a fucking hybrid! Oh, my God, he's a fucking hybrid!
148 00:04:51,533 00:04:53,233 He's a fucking hybrid! He's a fucking hybrid!
149 00:04:53,266 00:04:55,066 [growling] [growling]
150 00:04:55,066 00:04:57,400 [screaming] [screaming]
151 00:05:02,066 00:05:05,266 [leader] Now you'll see the power of Ezekiel! [leader] Now you'll see the power of Ezekiel!
152 00:05:05,300 00:05:07,066 [lasers shooting and blood gushing] [lasers shooting and blood gushing]
153 00:05:07,100 00:05:09,433 [screaming] [screaming]
154 00:05:10,633 00:05:11,533 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
155 00:05:11,567 00:05:12,967 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
156 00:05:13,066 00:05:15,133 [Ebonite laughing] [Ebonite laughing]
157 00:05:15,166 00:05:16,433 Are you scared? Are you scared?
158 00:05:16,467 00:05:18,233 Oh, my God, fuck yes! Oh, my God, fuck yes!
159 00:05:18,266 00:05:20,867 You may know our secret. You may know our secret.
160 00:05:20,900 00:05:23,500 But I know a secret about you. But I know a secret about you.
161 00:05:23,533 00:05:25,700 [screaming] [screaming]
162 00:05:25,734 00:05:27,734 You're on Scare Tactics. You're on Scare Tactics.
163 00:05:28,900 00:05:31,767 Shut the fuck up! [leader laughing] Shut the fuck up! [leader laughing]
164 00:05:31,800 00:05:34,066 Your friend Karen set you up. Your friend Karen set you up.
165 00:05:34,066 00:05:35,333 [rock music] [rock music]
166 00:05:35,367 00:05:37,066 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
167 00:05:39,500 00:05:40,433 You're on TV! You're on TV!
168 00:05:40,467 00:05:42,734 [screaming] [screaming]
169 00:05:42,767 00:05:44,967 -I hate you! -Yeah! -I hate you! -Yeah!
170 00:05:45,066 00:05:45,900 What the fuck? What the fuck?
171 00:05:45,934 00:05:46,734 [Karen laughing] [Karen laughing]
172 00:05:46,767 00:05:47,667 What the hell? What the hell?
173 00:05:47,700 00:05:48,800 [screaming] [screaming]
174 00:05:48,834 00:05:49,934 Tracy Morgan? Tracy Morgan?
175 00:05:49,967 00:05:51,400 He's a bad man. He's a bad man.
176 00:05:51,433 00:05:52,900 [shutter snapping] [shutter snapping]
177 00:05:52,934 00:05:54,200 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
178 00:05:54,233 00:05:55,066 Racquel! Racquel!
179 00:05:55,066 00:05:56,500 I'm not a bad man! I'm not a bad man!
180 00:05:56,533 00:05:59,633 If I were, I would have had the alien hybrid blast you too! If I were, I would have had the alien hybrid blast you too!
181 00:05:59,667 00:06:01,867 'Cause he listens to me. 'Cause he listens to me.
182 00:06:01,900 00:06:02,967 Coming up. Coming up.
183 00:06:03,066 00:06:04,734 You don't even know what you're doing. You don't even know what you're doing.
184 00:06:04,767 00:06:06,166 I've been practicing this for a long time, I've been practicing this for a long time,
185 00:06:06,200 00:06:07,633 seven years and-- seven years and--
186 00:06:07,667 00:06:09,166 I'm sorry you wasted seven years of your life. I'm sorry you wasted seven years of your life.
187 00:06:09,200 00:06:12,900 What's worse than bombing your audition? What's worse than bombing your audition?
188 00:06:12,934 00:06:14,533 Bombing the judges. Bombing the judges.
189 00:06:15,667 00:06:17,867 Wolfie's gonna blow the house down. Wolfie's gonna blow the house down.
190 00:06:17,900 00:06:18,867 [beeping and explosions] [beeping and explosions]
191 00:06:18,900 00:06:20,066 [screaming] [screaming]
192 00:06:20,066 00:06:23,066 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
193 00:06:24,500 00:06:27,166 [creepy music] [creepy music]
194 00:06:27,200 00:06:29,800 Alright, now let's get ready for Aaron. Alright, now let's get ready for Aaron.
195 00:06:29,834 00:06:32,734 Aaron's friend Derek helped him get the role of a judge Aaron's friend Derek helped him get the role of a judge
196 00:06:32,767 00:06:35,433 for a new TV talent contest. for a new TV talent contest.
197 00:06:35,467 00:06:36,700 Aaron's a great guy. Aaron's a great guy.
198 00:06:36,734 00:06:40,533 He's full of love, but he also likes to party He's full of love, but he also likes to party
199 00:06:40,567 00:06:42,133 and get a little carried away, and get a little carried away,
200 00:06:42,166 00:06:44,300 and quite frankly I've had my share, and quite frankly I've had my share,
201 00:06:44,333 00:06:46,200 and it's time for some payback. and it's time for some payback.
202 00:06:46,233 00:06:47,133 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
203 00:06:47,166 00:06:47,967 Amen. Amen.
204 00:06:48,066 00:06:49,467 Now watch out, Aaron. Now watch out, Aaron.
205 00:06:49,500 00:06:51,200 Some of these performers are good, Some of these performers are good,
206 00:06:51,233 00:06:54,467 but one of them really wants to blow you away. but one of them really wants to blow you away.
207 00:06:54,500 00:06:55,900 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
208 00:06:55,934 00:06:59,066 [hip hop music] [hip hop music]
209 00:06:59,066 00:07:00,066 [Ash] Hi. [Ash] Hi.
210 00:07:00,100 00:07:00,967 Hello. [Clint] Hey. Hello. [Clint] Hey.
211 00:07:01,066 00:07:01,800 Hi, I'm Ash. Hi, I'm Ash.
212 00:07:01,834 00:07:02,633 I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron.
213 00:07:02,667 00:07:03,767 Hi, Aaron. Hi, Aaron.
214 00:07:03,800 00:07:04,700 -How are you? -Good, yourself? -How are you? -Good, yourself?
215 00:07:04,734 00:07:05,700 -Good. -Clint Bauer. -Good. -Clint Bauer.
216 00:07:05,734 00:07:06,734 Hey Clint. Hey Clint.
217 00:07:06,767 00:07:07,667 So you're ready to be a judge with us? So you're ready to be a judge with us?
218 00:07:07,700 00:07:09,433 -I am. -Fantastic. -I am. -Fantastic.
219 00:07:09,467 00:07:11,433 The difference between our show and a lot of the other shows The difference between our show and a lot of the other shows
220 00:07:11,467 00:07:13,800 you may know about, is that we have a real person come you may know about, is that we have a real person come
221 00:07:13,834 00:07:15,066 and guest with us. and guest with us.
222 00:07:15,100 00:07:15,900 Alright, well let's take a seat. Alright, well let's take a seat.
223 00:07:15,934 00:07:16,934 Don't be shy. Don't be shy.
224 00:07:16,967 00:07:19,333 Alright. [Aaron] Let's do it. Alright. [Aaron] Let's do it.
225 00:07:20,400 00:07:21,467 [Ash] You have the list there. [Ash] You have the list there.
226 00:07:21,500 00:07:22,667 Marty Adams is uh-- Marty Adams is uh--
227 00:07:22,700 00:07:25,333 Okay, can we send in Marty please? Okay, can we send in Marty please?
228 00:07:26,667 00:07:27,667 [Ash] Hi Marty. [Ash] Hi Marty.
229 00:07:27,700 00:07:28,500 [Clint] Marty. [Clint] Marty.
230 00:07:28,533 00:07:29,967 Hi. Hi.
231 00:07:30,066 00:07:31,600 So, Marty, what are you gonna do for us today? So, Marty, what are you gonna do for us today?
232 00:07:31,633 00:07:32,500 [Marty] Stand up comedy. [Marty] Stand up comedy.
233 00:07:32,533 00:07:33,934 Alright, dawg. Let's go. Alright, dawg. Let's go.
234 00:07:33,967 00:07:37,900 Okay, so my dad's from Scotland, and he's Scottish, Okay, so my dad's from Scotland, and he's Scottish,
235 00:07:37,934 00:07:40,200 and my mom's from Florida, and sometimes I get confused, and my mom's from Florida, and sometimes I get confused,
236 00:07:40,233 00:07:42,834 'cause I'm like, should I be wearing a kilt or eating 'cause I'm like, should I be wearing a kilt or eating
237 00:07:42,867 00:07:43,667 an orange? an orange?
238 00:07:43,700 00:07:44,734 [faking pain] [faking pain]
239 00:07:44,767 00:07:45,734 So-- So--
240 00:07:45,767 00:07:47,934 Do you do anything else? Do you do anything else?
241 00:07:47,967 00:07:49,066 [cute music] [cute music]
242 00:07:49,066 00:07:50,300 Okay, so CB says no. Okay, so CB says no.
243 00:07:50,333 00:07:53,867 I'm gonna have to give that a hell no. I'm gonna have to give that a hell no.
244 00:07:53,900 00:07:56,266 And I'm gonna have to tell ya that that sucked. And I'm gonna have to tell ya that that sucked.
245 00:07:56,300 00:07:57,433 [Clint] Yeah, sorry bro. [Clint] Yeah, sorry bro.
246 00:07:57,467 00:07:58,934 [Marty] Yup. [Marty] Yup.
247 00:07:58,967 00:08:00,767 But that's reality, you know? But that's reality, you know?
248 00:08:00,800 00:08:01,800 Who do we have next? Who do we have next?
249 00:08:01,834 00:08:03,667 Alright, we have, uh. Alright, we have, uh.
250 00:08:03,700 00:08:04,767 Terry Corn. Terry Corn.
251 00:08:04,800 00:08:06,934 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
252 00:08:06,967 00:08:10,567 Okay, this guy, he's come to every city. Okay, this guy, he's come to every city.
253 00:08:10,600 00:08:12,600 He's a ventriloquist, He's a ventriloquist,
254 00:08:12,633 00:08:15,433 and he's God-fucking awful. and he's God-fucking awful.
255 00:08:15,467 00:08:16,300 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
256 00:08:17,900 00:08:18,734 Hey Terry. Hey Terry.
257 00:08:19,567 00:08:20,400 Hello. Hello.
258 00:08:21,300 00:08:22,133 Shit. Shit.
259 00:08:23,667 00:08:25,967 Like, you should almost be done. Like, you should almost be done.
260 00:08:26,066 00:08:29,100 [Terry panting] [Terry panting]
261 00:08:29,133 00:08:30,967 Hey, Wolf... Hey, Wolf...
262 00:08:31,066 00:08:33,900 Hey Wolfie, I hear you went to the doctor. Hey Wolfie, I hear you went to the doctor.
263 00:08:33,934 00:08:34,767 Yes, I... Yes, I...
264 00:08:36,433 00:08:37,600 That's crazy. That's crazy.
265 00:08:37,633 00:08:39,066 You don't even know what you're doing. You don't even know what you're doing.
266 00:08:39,066 00:08:40,800 That's not, I have been practicing this for a long time, That's not, I have been practicing this for a long time,
267 00:08:40,834 00:08:42,266 seven years and I've-- seven years and I've--
268 00:08:42,300 00:08:44,066 I'm sorry you wasted seven years of your life, I'm sorry you wasted seven years of your life,
269 00:08:44,100 00:08:45,266 but you know what? but you know what?
270 00:08:45,300 00:08:46,433 That sucked. That sucked.
271 00:08:46,467 00:08:47,600 You're gonna regret saying that. You're gonna regret saying that.
272 00:08:47,633 00:08:48,767 You're gonna regret it. [Clint] Alright. You're gonna regret it. [Clint] Alright.
273 00:08:48,800 00:08:49,967 You're all gonna regret it. You're all gonna regret it.
274 00:08:50,066 00:08:52,166 [Clint] Thanks Terry, thanks, yeah. [Clint] Thanks Terry, thanks, yeah.
275 00:08:52,200 00:08:53,467 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
276 00:08:53,500 00:08:55,800 How long do people normally get to perform? How long do people normally get to perform?
277 00:08:55,834 00:08:57,300 [knocking] [knocking]
278 00:08:57,333 00:08:58,767 [Ash] Sorry, we haven't called the next person. [Ash] Sorry, we haven't called the next person.
279 00:08:58,800 00:09:00,567 [Clint] Keep it up, you got Arteth coming in. [Clint] Keep it up, you got Arteth coming in.
280 00:09:00,600 00:09:01,800 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
281 00:09:01,834 00:09:03,066 Terry. Terry.
282 00:09:03,066 00:09:04,266 I drove all night to get here, okay? I drove all night to get here, okay?
283 00:09:04,300 00:09:05,266 I don't even have any money left. I don't even have any money left.
284 00:09:05,300 00:09:06,100 [Ash] Why-- [Ash] Why--
285 00:09:06,133 00:09:07,100 How about this; thirty seconds. How about this; thirty seconds.
286 00:09:07,133 00:09:08,066 We'll give you thirty seconds, you wow us. We'll give you thirty seconds, you wow us.
287 00:09:08,066 00:09:09,233 Say hi, Jackie. Say hi, Jackie.
288 00:09:09,266 00:09:12,300 Hello, I'm Jackie from London, England. Hello, I'm Jackie from London, England.
289 00:09:13,867 00:09:15,767 I heard you had a dream last night. I heard you had a dream last night.
290 00:09:15,800 00:09:18,066 Yes, I had a dream. Yes, I had a dream.
291 00:09:18,100 00:09:19,066 I had a dream that all the judges died. I had a dream that all the judges died.
292 00:09:19,100 00:09:21,800 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
293 00:09:21,834 00:09:23,333 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
294 00:09:23,367 00:09:24,667 [Terry laughs] [Terry laughs]
295 00:09:24,700 00:09:25,800 You know what, you're done. You know what, you're done.
296 00:09:25,834 00:09:26,633 That's it. That's it.
297 00:09:26,667 00:09:27,967 Why don't you just go? Why don't you just go?
298 00:09:28,066 00:09:28,800 [Clint screams] [Clint screams]
299 00:09:28,834 00:09:30,066 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
300 00:09:30,066 00:09:31,367 It's my time now, okay? It's my time now, okay?
301 00:09:31,400 00:09:32,734 You know what this is? You know what this is?
302 00:09:32,767 00:09:33,567 Huh? Huh?
303 00:09:33,600 00:09:34,567 Huh? Huh?
304 00:09:34,600 00:09:36,600 Wolfie is in the back room. Wolfie is in the back room.
305 00:09:36,633 00:09:37,834 Yeah? Yeah?
306 00:09:37,867 00:09:41,333 Wolfie is gonna blow the house down. Wolfie is gonna blow the house down.
307 00:09:41,367 00:09:42,567 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
308 00:09:42,600 00:09:44,600 You don't even have the balls to do it. You don't even have the balls to do it.
309 00:09:44,633 00:09:45,433 No? No?
310 00:09:45,467 00:09:46,500 No. No.
311 00:09:46,533 00:09:49,567 [beeping and explosions] [screaming] [beeping and explosions] [screaming]
312 00:09:49,600 00:09:50,400 You done? You done?
313 00:09:50,433 00:09:52,066 No, I'm not done. No, I'm not done.
314 00:09:53,834 00:09:54,800 [beeping] [beeping]
315 00:09:54,834 00:09:56,266 Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
316 00:09:56,300 00:09:58,166 Oh, my God, oh my God, oh my God, no! Oh, my God, oh my God, oh my God, no!
317 00:09:58,200 00:09:59,900 Now what do you think? Now what do you think?
318 00:09:59,934 00:10:00,934 You, here! You, here!
319 00:10:02,066 00:10:04,333 Come on, you camera guys stay where you are! Come on, you camera guys stay where you are!
320 00:10:04,367 00:10:05,500 Come in front! Come in front!
321 00:10:05,533 00:10:07,367 My time to judge now. My time to judge now.
322 00:10:07,400 00:10:08,200 Dance! Dance!
323 00:10:08,233 00:10:09,133 Do something good! Do something good!
324 00:10:09,166 00:10:10,066 You think you can take me? You think you can take me?
325 00:10:10,100 00:10:11,500 You think you can take me?! You think you can take me?!
326 00:10:11,533 00:10:12,333 Okay! Okay!
327 00:10:12,367 00:10:13,600 I'll fucking kill you! I'll fucking kill you!
328 00:10:13,633 00:10:14,500 Okay, listen, we can work this out. Okay, listen, we can work this out.
329 00:10:14,533 00:10:15,500 You're my new dummy. You're my new dummy.
330 00:10:15,533 00:10:16,767 Okay okay okay, ow! Okay okay okay, ow!
331 00:10:16,800 00:10:18,333 You're my new dummy. You're my new dummy.
332 00:10:18,367 00:10:19,166 Okay we can work this-- Okay we can work this--
333 00:10:19,200 00:10:20,767 Move your lips! Move your lips!
334 00:10:20,800 00:10:24,533 I've got one more thing to tell you. I've got one more thing to tell you.
335 00:10:24,567 00:10:27,567 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
336 00:10:29,033 00:10:31,033 You're on Scare Tactics. You're on Scare Tactics.
337 00:10:33,100 00:10:33,934 Aww. Aww.
338 00:10:33,967 00:10:35,400 [laughing] [laughing]
339 00:10:35,433 00:10:36,734 [Aaron] Oh, my God. [Aaron] Oh, my God.
340 00:10:36,767 00:10:38,367 Your friend Derek set you up. Your friend Derek set you up.
341 00:10:38,400 00:10:39,233 Wow! Wow!
342 00:10:40,300 00:10:41,767 I'll kill him. I'll kill him.
343 00:10:41,800 00:10:43,300 You were like, you didn't want me to go over here. You were like, you didn't want me to go over here.
344 00:10:43,333 00:10:45,367 Well no, I'm supposed to protect you, aren't I? Well no, I'm supposed to protect you, aren't I?
345 00:10:45,400 00:10:47,066 Yes, you were very kind. Yes, you were very kind.
346 00:10:47,100 00:10:47,900 Yeah. Yeah.
347 00:10:47,934 00:10:50,200 [laughing] [laughing]
348 00:10:50,233 00:10:51,867 You suck. You suck.
349 00:10:51,900 00:10:53,834 That's what you get for screwing me over all those years. That's what you get for screwing me over all those years.
350 00:10:53,867 00:10:55,700 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
351 00:10:55,734 00:10:56,567 Wow! Wow!
352 00:10:58,133 00:10:59,200 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
353 00:10:59,233 00:11:00,800 Take it easy, Aaron. Take it easy, Aaron.
354 00:11:00,834 00:11:03,667 Where would the TV talent show be without wooden puppets? Where would the TV talent show be without wooden puppets?
355 00:11:03,700 00:11:04,934 That's right. That's right.
356 00:11:04,967 00:11:07,700 I'm talking about you, Piers Morgan. I'm talking about you, Piers Morgan.
357 00:11:07,734 00:11:08,900 Coming up. Coming up.
358 00:11:08,934 00:11:10,533 We just need the blood, please. We just need the blood, please.
359 00:11:10,567 00:11:11,633 One second, almost done. One second, almost done.
360 00:11:13,066 00:11:15,900 A bank job that'll really get your blood pumping. A bank job that'll really get your blood pumping.
361 00:11:15,934 00:11:18,066 What the hell did you do?! What the hell did you do?!
362 00:11:18,066 00:11:20,400 [screaming] [screaming]
363 00:11:21,367 00:11:24,367 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
364 00:11:25,700 00:11:28,300 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
365 00:11:29,533 00:11:31,667 Say hello to Olivia. Say hello to Olivia.
366 00:11:31,700 00:11:34,200 Olivia's father, Derek, loves his daughter more than Olivia's father, Derek, loves his daughter more than
367 00:11:34,233 00:11:36,066 anything in the world. anything in the world.
368 00:11:36,066 00:11:39,367 So he got her some part-time work at a blood bank. So he got her some part-time work at a blood bank.
369 00:11:39,400 00:11:40,800 What? What?
370 00:11:40,834 00:11:42,867 I would like to put Olivia, I would like to put Olivia,
371 00:11:42,900 00:11:45,367 my daughter, on the Scare Tactics, my daughter, on the Scare Tactics,
372 00:11:45,400 00:11:47,300 to experience in real life, to experience in real life,
373 00:11:47,333 00:11:49,433 vampire story. vampire story.
374 00:11:49,467 00:11:53,467 Since she was very, very young, it was all about vampires. Since she was very, very young, it was all about vampires.
375 00:11:53,500 00:11:55,934 "Dad, could you please tell me about vampires?" "Dad, could you please tell me about vampires?"
376 00:11:55,967 00:11:57,500 "Dad, are they real?" "Dad, are they real?"
377 00:11:57,533 00:12:00,100 This will be perfect. This will be perfect.
378 00:12:00,133 00:12:01,533 I think so too. I think so too.
379 00:12:01,567 00:12:03,900 Now, Olivia, it's not easy working at a blood bank. Now, Olivia, it's not easy working at a blood bank.
380 00:12:03,934 00:12:06,200 There's the long hours, the low pay, There's the long hours, the low pay,
381 00:12:06,233 00:12:08,767 and you gotta watch out for pale dudes with fangs and you gotta watch out for pale dudes with fangs
382 00:12:08,800 00:12:12,233 looking to make unauthorized withdrawals. looking to make unauthorized withdrawals.
383 00:12:13,700 00:12:16,300 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
384 00:12:16,333 00:12:19,266 So, we're like a blood bank auxiliary. So, we're like a blood bank auxiliary.
385 00:12:19,300 00:12:20,834 Are you okay around blood? Are you okay around blood?
386 00:12:20,867 00:12:21,800 Is it gonna make you queasy? Is it gonna make you queasy?
387 00:12:21,834 00:12:24,166 I mean, I guess it's fine. I mean, I guess it's fine.
388 00:12:24,200 00:12:25,834 As long as I'm not getting it out of me, right? As long as I'm not getting it out of me, right?
389 00:12:25,867 00:12:27,066 Yeah, no, no, God no. Yeah, no, no, God no.
390 00:12:27,066 00:12:28,467 We don't do that here. We don't do that here.
391 00:12:28,500 00:12:29,567 How you doing? How you doing?
392 00:12:29,600 00:12:30,633 Is that Scott? Is that Scott?
393 00:12:30,667 00:12:31,467 Sure is. Sure is.
394 00:12:31,500 00:12:32,533 He's really cute. He's really cute.
395 00:12:32,567 00:12:34,066 [giggles] [giggles]
396 00:12:34,066 00:12:35,467 In that case, come on over. In that case, come on over.
397 00:12:35,500 00:12:36,533 [giggles] [giggles]
398 00:12:36,567 00:12:37,567 [Scott] Hello, hello. [Scott] Hello, hello.
399 00:12:37,600 00:12:38,767 -Hi. -Hi. -Hi. -Hi.
400 00:12:38,800 00:12:39,834 -How are you doing? -Good, this is Olivia. -How are you doing? -Good, this is Olivia.
401 00:12:39,867 00:12:40,767 -[Scott] Olivia, Scott. -Pleasure. -[Scott] Olivia, Scott. -Pleasure.
402 00:12:40,800 00:12:41,767 So we're gonna do a pick up. So we're gonna do a pick up.
403 00:12:41,800 00:12:43,066 Just four pounds today. Just four pounds today.
404 00:12:43,066 00:12:44,900 Yeah, you just need to sign here and put your number. Yeah, you just need to sign here and put your number.
405 00:12:45,900 00:12:46,867 There you go. There you go.
406 00:12:46,900 00:12:47,867 You guys take care, alright? You guys take care, alright?
407 00:12:47,900 00:12:48,867 Thank you. Thank you.
408 00:12:48,900 00:12:49,700 Have a good day. Have a good day.
409 00:12:49,734 00:12:50,934 [Scott] Yup. [Scott] Yup.
410 00:12:50,967 00:12:52,633 -He is. He's cute. -I know, right? -He is. He's cute. -I know, right?
411 00:12:52,667 00:12:53,834 [phone rings] [phone rings]
412 00:12:53,867 00:12:54,700 Oh. Oh.
413 00:12:55,934 00:12:57,500 Hello, WMTI. Hello, WMTI.
414 00:12:57,533 00:13:01,767 No, I can't talk to you right now, I'm sorry. No, I can't talk to you right now, I'm sorry.
415 00:13:01,800 00:13:03,700 No, you're not hearing me, okay? No, you're not hearing me, okay?
416 00:13:03,734 00:13:04,633 I gotta go. I gotta go.
417 00:13:04,667 00:13:06,700 I can't talk to you, I gotta go. I can't talk to you, I gotta go.
418 00:13:06,734 00:13:07,900 Alright, Lauren. Alright, Lauren.
419 00:13:07,934 00:13:10,200 I'm missing three quarts from last week I'm missing three quarts from last week
420 00:13:10,233 00:13:13,767 and five quarts from three weeks ago. and five quarts from three weeks ago.
421 00:13:13,800 00:13:15,734 I'm not taking blood. I'm not taking blood.
422 00:13:17,133 00:13:18,400 Maybe you miscounted. Maybe you miscounted.
423 00:13:18,433 00:13:19,867 You know what, I'm gonna go back, You know what, I'm gonna go back,
424 00:13:19,900 00:13:21,133 I'm gonna double check. I'm gonna double check.
425 00:13:21,166 00:13:22,834 And hopefully these numbers all add up, And hopefully these numbers all add up,
426 00:13:22,867 00:13:25,233 and then we're good to go. and then we're good to go.
427 00:13:25,266 00:13:26,400 Olivia, great job. Olivia, great job.
428 00:13:26,433 00:13:27,500 Thank you. Thank you.
429 00:13:27,533 00:13:28,700 No worries. No worries.
430 00:13:28,734 00:13:29,633 [door slamming] [door slamming]
431 00:13:29,667 00:13:31,066 Are you okay? Are you okay?
432 00:13:31,100 00:13:33,166 You're not a vampire are you? You're not a vampire are you?
433 00:13:33,200 00:13:34,433 No. No.
434 00:13:34,467 00:13:36,100 I'm just gonna go grab a quick coffee. I'm just gonna go grab a quick coffee.
435 00:13:36,133 00:13:37,066 Okay. Okay.
436 00:13:37,066 00:13:39,133 [Lauren] Thanks so much. [Lauren] Thanks so much.
437 00:13:50,200 00:13:51,066 Hello. Hello.
438 00:13:51,066 00:13:53,066 [Vampire] Hello. [Vampire] Hello.
439 00:13:53,100 00:13:54,433 [sighs] [sighs]
440 00:13:54,467 00:13:56,233 Where is Lauren? Where is Lauren?
441 00:13:56,266 00:13:58,800 She's on coffee break. She's on coffee break.
442 00:13:58,834 00:14:00,667 We're kind of in a hurry. We're kind of in a hurry.
443 00:14:00,700 00:14:02,066 We need the blood. We need the blood.
444 00:14:02,066 00:14:03,100 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
445 00:14:04,700 00:14:05,834 We've got the form. We've got the form.
446 00:14:05,867 00:14:06,867 Please, if you could fill that out. Please, if you could fill that out.
447 00:14:06,900 00:14:08,300 Yeah I just have to-- Yeah I just have to--
448 00:14:08,333 00:14:11,300 We just need the blood, please. We just need the blood, please.
449 00:14:11,333 00:14:12,233 Okay. Okay.
450 00:14:12,266 00:14:15,066 You don't have a form like this? You don't have a form like this?
451 00:14:15,066 00:14:16,567 Hey fellas, how are you? Hey fellas, how are you?
452 00:14:16,600 00:14:19,066 Can I have a customer service word with you please? Can I have a customer service word with you please?
453 00:14:19,066 00:14:20,233 In the back? In the back?
454 00:14:20,266 00:14:21,166 Absolutely, let's go into my office. Absolutely, let's go into my office.
455 00:14:21,200 00:14:23,567 Hang on one sec, come on. Hang on one sec, come on.
456 00:14:23,600 00:14:24,400 [door closing] [door closing]
457 00:14:24,433 00:14:27,066 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
458 00:14:27,066 00:14:28,567 [Olivia] Lauren. [Olivia] Lauren.
459 00:14:28,600 00:14:31,600 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
460 00:14:32,533 00:14:33,533 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
461 00:14:33,567 00:14:35,667 [screaming] [screaming]
462 00:14:35,700 00:14:38,133 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
463 00:14:38,166 00:14:39,934 We need the blood. We need the blood.
464 00:14:39,967 00:14:42,133 [hissing] [hissing]
465 00:14:43,834 00:14:44,834 -Okay, let's just-- -Okay. -Okay, let's just-- -Okay.
466 00:14:44,867 00:14:46,967 We need the blood immediately. We need the blood immediately.
467 00:14:47,066 00:14:49,166 One second, almost done. One second, almost done.
468 00:14:51,667 00:14:52,567 Okay. Okay.
469 00:14:52,600 00:14:53,834 Here, here. Here, here.
470 00:14:53,867 00:14:55,066 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
471 00:14:55,100 00:14:56,166 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
472 00:14:56,200 00:14:58,133 What the hell did you do? What the hell did you do?
473 00:14:58,166 00:15:01,266 [exciting music] [exciting music]
474 00:15:01,300 00:15:03,200 He's mine, he's mine. He's mine, he's mine.
475 00:15:05,100 00:15:07,433 [screaming] [screaming]
476 00:15:09,200 00:15:10,066 Please. Please.
477 00:15:11,300 00:15:13,400 I can give you everything in here. I can give you everything in here.
478 00:15:13,433 00:15:15,834 I want the blood inside you. I want the blood inside you.
479 00:15:15,867 00:15:17,700 Just for one day, let me go. Just for one day, let me go.
480 00:15:17,734 00:15:19,900 [hissing] [hissing]
481 00:15:21,734 00:15:23,500 I want to live. I want to live.
482 00:15:23,533 00:15:25,066 I want to be happy. I want to be happy.
483 00:15:25,100 00:15:26,133 Are you scared? Are you scared?
484 00:15:26,166 00:15:27,467 Yes. Yes.
485 00:15:27,500 00:15:28,867 Well you shouldn't be. Well you shouldn't be.
486 00:15:28,900 00:15:30,467 Why? Why?
487 00:15:30,500 00:15:33,333 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics. 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics.
488 00:15:33,367 00:15:34,834 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
489 00:15:34,867 00:15:36,233 [Vampire] Your dad set you up. [Vampire] Your dad set you up.
490 00:15:36,266 00:15:37,900 Holy mother of God. Holy mother of God.
491 00:15:37,934 00:15:39,200 It's all over. It's all over.
492 00:15:39,233 00:15:41,266 I'm never coming back here again. I'm never coming back here again.
493 00:15:41,300 00:15:43,066 It's all over. It's all over.
494 00:15:43,066 00:15:45,200 So what was going through your head when you first came in? So what was going through your head when you first came in?
495 00:15:45,233 00:15:46,900 I was like, just thinking about the shows. I was like, just thinking about the shows.
496 00:15:46,934 00:15:49,233 I'm like, "Don't show you're scared." I'm like, "Don't show you're scared."
497 00:15:49,266 00:15:50,767 Just trying to stay calm. Just trying to stay calm.
498 00:15:50,800 00:15:51,600 Olivia! Olivia!
499 00:15:51,633 00:15:54,367 [laughing] [laughing]
500 00:15:54,400 00:15:56,100 There is my love. There is my love.
501 00:15:56,133 00:15:58,367 [laughing] [laughing]
502 00:16:00,066 00:16:00,967 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
503 00:16:02,066 00:16:05,300 I am never doing another random job again. I am never doing another random job again.
504 00:16:06,400 00:16:07,834 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
505 00:16:07,867 00:16:09,300 I don't blame you, Olivia. I don't blame you, Olivia.
506 00:16:09,333 00:16:12,433 Your dad just left you alone in a room with vampires. Your dad just left you alone in a room with vampires.
507 00:16:12,467 00:16:15,200 You may as well come to grips with it now, You may as well come to grips with it now,
508 00:16:15,233 00:16:17,667 your dad doesn't like you. your dad doesn't like you.
509 00:16:17,700 00:16:18,867 Still to come. Still to come.
510 00:16:18,900 00:16:20,133 [Male Voice] Matt. [Male Voice] Matt.
511 00:16:20,166 00:16:22,934 Hope you can solve the puzzle. Hope you can solve the puzzle.
512 00:16:22,967 00:16:26,300 Solve the puzzle or somebody dies. Solve the puzzle or somebody dies.
513 00:16:26,333 00:16:28,433 Please, please give us another minute. Please, please give us another minute.
514 00:16:28,467 00:16:30,066 Time's up. Time's up.
515 00:16:30,100 00:16:31,400 [screaming] [screaming]
516 00:16:31,433 00:16:33,767 Oh, my fucking God! Oh, my fucking God!
517 00:16:33,800 00:16:36,400 [creepy music] [creepy music]
518 00:16:37,500 00:16:40,100 [creepy music] [creepy music]
519 00:16:41,600 00:16:44,066 Give it up for our next victim, Matt. Give it up for our next victim, Matt.
520 00:16:44,066 00:16:46,800 Matt's friend Mike told him he'd be helping out at an Matt's friend Mike told him he'd be helping out at an
521 00:16:46,834 00:16:48,600 internet technology company. internet technology company.
522 00:16:48,633 00:16:49,867 Oooh! Oooh!
523 00:16:49,900 00:16:51,400 That sounds new and exciting. That sounds new and exciting.
524 00:16:51,433 00:16:53,233 [giggles] [giggles]
525 00:16:53,266 00:16:55,433 I left my friend with Scare Tactics because he's a cocky I left my friend with Scare Tactics because he's a cocky
526 00:16:55,467 00:16:58,066 shit, I want to see him lose his shit, and I think tonight shit, I want to see him lose his shit, and I think tonight
527 00:16:58,100 00:16:59,834 was the perfect night for that to happen. was the perfect night for that to happen.
528 00:16:59,867 00:17:01,333 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
529 00:17:01,367 00:17:03,300 Now Matt, I know it's your first day on the job, Now Matt, I know it's your first day on the job,
530 00:17:03,333 00:17:05,800 so we're gonna make it easy for you. so we're gonna make it easy for you.
531 00:17:05,834 00:17:08,233 All you gotta do is listen to the boss, All you gotta do is listen to the boss,
532 00:17:08,266 00:17:11,333 solve a jigsaw puzzle, and keep this serial killer solve a jigsaw puzzle, and keep this serial killer
533 00:17:11,367 00:17:13,500 from murdering the pretty girl. from murdering the pretty girl.
534 00:17:13,533 00:17:15,066 Simple. Simple.
535 00:17:15,100 00:17:16,867 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
536 00:17:16,900 00:17:18,066 [creepy music] [creepy music]
537 00:17:18,066 00:17:19,066 [male voice] What's the problem? [male voice] What's the problem?
538 00:17:19,100 00:17:20,533 Can't get online? Can't get online?
539 00:17:20,567 00:17:22,066 [husky male voice] I can't get anything. [husky male voice] I can't get anything.
540 00:17:22,100 00:17:23,066 [male voice] You taking us to the mainframe? [male voice] You taking us to the mainframe?
541 00:17:23,066 00:17:23,834 [husky male voice] Yeah. [husky male voice] Yeah.
542 00:17:23,867 00:17:25,066 [male voice] Okay. [male voice] Okay.
543 00:17:25,100 00:17:26,633 [husky male voice] [husky male voice] [husky male voice] [husky male voice]
544 00:17:26,667 00:17:30,367 Okay, alright, those are routers right there. Okay, alright, those are routers right there.
545 00:17:30,400 00:17:33,900 We had a technician out here yesterday, Vanessa. We had a technician out here yesterday, Vanessa.
546 00:17:33,934 00:17:35,166 Did she leave any report? Did she leave any report?
547 00:17:35,200 00:17:36,266 I didn't hear back from her. I didn't hear back from her.
548 00:17:36,300 00:17:37,800 No, she couldn't fix it. No, she couldn't fix it.
549 00:17:37,834 00:17:39,433 So... So...
550 00:17:39,467 00:17:40,266 Yeah, have at it. Yeah, have at it.
551 00:17:40,300 00:17:41,600 [male] Okay, cool. [male] Okay, cool.
552 00:17:41,633 00:17:43,500 -Is it Matt? -Yeah, Matt. -Is it Matt? -Yeah, Matt.
553 00:17:43,533 00:17:46,166 Matt, hope you can solve the puzzle. Matt, hope you can solve the puzzle.
554 00:17:46,200 00:17:47,066 Alright? Alright?
555 00:17:48,133 00:17:49,900 What is that? What is that?
556 00:17:49,934 00:17:52,500 [ominous music] [ominous music]
557 00:17:52,533 00:17:53,433 What's that? What's that?
558 00:17:53,467 00:17:54,533 This guy's kind of weird, eh? This guy's kind of weird, eh?
559 00:17:54,567 00:17:55,700 What? What?
560 00:17:55,734 00:17:56,633 I said this guy's kind of weird. I said this guy's kind of weird.
561 00:17:56,667 00:17:57,633 He's like he gave me this. He's like he gave me this.
562 00:17:57,667 00:17:58,633 What'd he give you? What'd he give you?
563 00:17:58,667 00:17:59,467 A puzzle piece? A puzzle piece?
564 00:17:59,500 00:18:00,967 What? What?
565 00:18:01,066 00:18:01,934 Fuck's that? Fuck's that?
566 00:18:03,700 00:18:04,900 Weird. Weird.
567 00:18:04,934 00:18:06,066 But he works here or he's like the... But he works here or he's like the...
568 00:18:06,066 00:18:07,500 I was told he's the super. I was told he's the super.
569 00:18:07,533 00:18:08,500 The super? The super?
570 00:18:08,533 00:18:09,533 Yeah. Yeah.
571 00:18:09,567 00:18:10,900 Hmm. Hmm.
572 00:18:10,934 00:18:12,300 So what I do is I problem-solve these mainframes So what I do is I problem-solve these mainframes
573 00:18:12,333 00:18:13,900 for Enterprise Systems. for Enterprise Systems.
574 00:18:13,934 00:18:16,800 I gotta get my box to read the line numbers in, I gotta get my box to read the line numbers in,
575 00:18:16,834 00:18:19,600 and I left it in the van. and I left it in the van.
576 00:18:19,633 00:18:20,700 [electricity surging] [electricity surging]
577 00:18:20,734 00:18:21,533 Ahh! Ahh!
578 00:18:21,567 00:18:22,367 Ah! Ah!
579 00:18:22,400 00:18:23,700 It's electrified! It's electrified!
580 00:18:23,734 00:18:25,133 [Matt] Are you fucking serious? [Matt] Are you fucking serious?
581 00:18:25,166 00:18:27,433 [laughing] [laughing]
582 00:18:28,633 00:18:30,800 You walked right into my trap. You walked right into my trap.
583 00:18:30,834 00:18:32,066 That's Vanessa. That's Vanessa.
584 00:18:32,100 00:18:33,333 That's the girl that was here last night. That's the girl that was here last night.
585 00:18:33,367 00:18:36,734 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
586 00:18:36,767 00:18:38,266 Dude, what is this? Dude, what is this?
587 00:18:38,300 00:18:39,467 Tell me, man. Tell me, man.
588 00:18:39,500 00:18:42,066 You got three minutes, boys. You got three minutes, boys.
589 00:18:43,633 00:18:48,266 Solve the puzzle or she dies. Solve the puzzle or she dies.
590 00:18:48,300 00:18:49,633 Solve my puzzle! Solve my puzzle!
591 00:18:51,500 00:18:53,433 Please solve the puzzle. Please solve the puzzle.
592 00:18:53,467 00:18:54,900 [Matt] Are you fucking kidding me right now? [Matt] Are you fucking kidding me right now?
593 00:18:54,934 00:18:56,100 You gotta fucking do the puzzle! You gotta fucking do the puzzle!
594 00:18:56,133 00:18:57,600 Start on the outside, dude, just focus! Start on the outside, dude, just focus!
595 00:18:57,633 00:18:58,600 How can they watch, what is this guy, is he watching us? How can they watch, what is this guy, is he watching us?
596 00:18:58,633 00:18:59,433 I don't know. I don't know.
597 00:18:59,467 00:19:00,900 Dude. Dude.
598 00:19:00,934 00:19:01,967 Fucking camera right there. He's watching us. Fucking camera right there. He's watching us.
599 00:19:02,066 00:19:03,133 -Where's the camera? -Right there. -Where's the camera? -Right there.
600 00:19:03,166 00:19:04,533 Okay, I'll do the white, you do the black. Okay, I'll do the white, you do the black.
601 00:19:04,567 00:19:05,600 Okay, all these pieces look the same. Okay, all these pieces look the same.
602 00:19:05,633 00:19:07,066 They all look the same. They all look the same.
603 00:19:07,066 00:19:08,233 Dude, I can't fucking solve this right now, Dude, I can't fucking solve this right now,
604 00:19:08,266 00:19:09,467 I'm too flustered, are you kidding me? I'm too flustered, are you kidding me?
605 00:19:09,500 00:19:10,667 I'm gonna help you, I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you, I'm gonna help you.
606 00:19:10,700 00:19:11,667 Get all the black pieces together. Get all the black pieces together.
607 00:19:11,700 00:19:13,734 -Yeah. -[murderer] Two minutes left. -Yeah. -[murderer] Two minutes left.
608 00:19:13,767 00:19:14,734 [beeping] [beeping]
609 00:19:14,767 00:19:15,734 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
610 00:19:15,767 00:19:16,734 Okay those are drill bits. Okay those are drill bits.
611 00:19:16,767 00:19:17,734 [Vanessa] Please! [Vanessa] Please!
612 00:19:17,767 00:19:18,734 Vanessa, we're gonna help you! Vanessa, we're gonna help you!
613 00:19:18,767 00:19:19,734 We're trying to solve the puzzle! We're trying to solve the puzzle!
614 00:19:19,767 00:19:20,734 [murderer] One minute left, boys [murderer] One minute left, boys
615 00:19:20,767 00:19:21,567 How long? How long?
616 00:19:21,600 00:19:22,567 [murderer] One minute left. [murderer] One minute left.
617 00:19:22,600 00:19:23,567 Fuck! Fuck!
618 00:19:23,600 00:19:24,400 Please, please help me! Please, please help me!
619 00:19:24,433 00:19:25,834 Please, please give us another minute. Please, please give us another minute.
620 00:19:25,867 00:19:28,700 [male] Faster, dude, I'm sweating like crazy. [male] Faster, dude, I'm sweating like crazy.
621 00:19:28,734 00:19:29,800 Those things are getting closer to her head. Those things are getting closer to her head.
622 00:19:29,834 00:19:31,200 [Vanessa] Oh, my God. [Vanessa] Oh, my God.
623 00:19:31,233 00:19:32,700 I suck at puzzles. I suck at puzzles.
624 00:19:32,734 00:19:33,767 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
625 00:19:33,800 00:19:35,300 [Vanessa] Do it! [Vanessa] Do it!
626 00:19:36,133 00:19:37,567 Thirty seconds. Thirty seconds.
627 00:19:37,600 00:19:39,533 Dude I'm literally gonna fucking shit my pants. Dude I'm literally gonna fucking shit my pants.
628 00:19:39,567 00:19:40,533 Fuck. Fuck.
629 00:19:40,567 00:19:42,066 I can do one side but I can't get the middle. I can do one side but I can't get the middle.
630 00:19:42,066 00:19:42,934 I'll do the other side! I'll do the other side!
631 00:19:42,967 00:19:44,133 I can't get the middle. I can't get the middle.
632 00:19:44,166 00:19:45,633 Where's that piece he gave you? Where's that piece he gave you?
633 00:19:45,667 00:19:46,500 Where's that piece he gave you, maybe that's like-- Where's that piece he gave you, maybe that's like--
634 00:19:46,533 00:19:47,367 It's on the table. It's on the table.
635 00:19:47,400 00:19:48,700 Time's up. Time's up.
636 00:19:48,734 00:19:50,200 You didn't solve the puzzle. You didn't solve the puzzle.
637 00:19:50,233 00:19:51,133 [screaming] [screaming]
638 00:19:51,166 00:19:54,066 [male] Oh, my fucking God! [male] Oh, my fucking God!
639 00:19:54,066 00:19:55,066 Where's the signal? Where's the signal?
640 00:19:55,066 00:19:56,066 Where is it? Where is it?
641 00:19:56,066 00:19:58,533 Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, I'm turning off the power. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, I'm turning off the power.
642 00:19:58,567 00:19:59,433 [electricity surging] [electricity surging]
643 00:19:59,467 00:20:01,834 [screaming] [screaming]
644 00:20:01,867 00:20:03,467 Dude, dude, dude. Dude, dude, dude.
645 00:20:04,300 00:20:06,166 What the fuck, man? What the fuck, man?
646 00:20:06,200 00:20:07,800 Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me right now?
647 00:20:07,834 00:20:08,867 Go on! Go on!
648 00:20:08,900 00:20:09,700 I'll throw this-- I'll throw this--
649 00:20:09,734 00:20:10,900 Yeah! Yeah!
650 00:20:10,934 00:20:13,233 You didn't solve my puzzle. You didn't solve my puzzle.
651 00:20:13,266 00:20:14,233 Are you scared, man? Are you scared, man?
652 00:20:14,266 00:20:15,066 Come on, come on, stab me! Come on, come on, stab me!
653 00:20:15,100 00:20:16,266 Do it! Do it!
654 00:20:16,300 00:20:17,266 You shouldn't be scared, you know why? You shouldn't be scared, you know why?
655 00:20:17,300 00:20:18,200 Why? Why?
656 00:20:18,233 00:20:20,333 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics! 'Cause you're on Scare Tactics!
657 00:20:20,367 00:20:21,166 Your friend Mike set you up! Your friend Mike set you up!
658 00:20:21,200 00:20:24,700 [rock bass guitar] [rock bass guitar]
659 00:20:24,734 00:20:26,967 You almost saved the day, dude. You almost saved the day, dude.
660 00:20:27,967 00:20:29,433 There he is. There he is.
661 00:20:29,467 00:20:30,266 Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike.
662 00:20:30,300 00:20:31,100 Very good. Very good.
663 00:20:31,133 00:20:32,266 Don't hate me. Don't hate me.
664 00:20:32,300 00:20:33,200 Were you watching? Were you watching?
665 00:20:33,233 00:20:34,467 Yeah, I saw everything. Yeah, I saw everything.
666 00:20:34,500 00:20:35,967 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
667 00:20:36,000 00:20:38,100 So on a scale of one to 10, how freaked out were you? So on a scale of one to 10, how freaked out were you?
668 00:20:38,133 00:20:39,633 That would be a 10. That would be a 10.
669 00:20:39,667 00:20:41,266 If I was strapped down and you got drill bits going If I was strapped down and you got drill bits going
670 00:20:41,300 00:20:42,100 to the head, come on. to the head, come on.
671 00:20:42,133 00:20:42,934 Yeah. Yeah.
672 00:20:42,967 00:20:44,100 [laughs] [laughs]
673 00:20:44,133 00:20:45,500 [digital whooshing] [digital whooshing]
674 00:20:45,533 00:20:47,400 Matt, don't be upset. Matt, don't be upset.
675 00:20:47,433 00:20:50,767 Look at it this way: now you know how to install high speed Look at it this way: now you know how to install high speed
676 00:20:50,800 00:20:53,967 internet and save a lady from a death machine. internet and save a lady from a death machine.
677 00:20:54,000 00:20:57,500 That's some high class resume material, brother. That's some high class resume material, brother.
678 00:20:57,533 00:20:58,734 That's it for now. That's it for now.
679 00:20:58,767 00:21:01,233 So until next time, watch your back, people, So until next time, watch your back, people,
680 00:21:01,266 00:21:03,600 or this could happen to you. or this could happen to you.
681 00:21:04,533 00:21:06,066 [screaming] [screaming]
682 00:21:06,066 00:21:07,133 [hissing] [hissing]
683 00:21:07,166 00:21:08,266 I want to live! I want to live!
684 00:21:08,300 00:21:09,667 [angry gibberish] [angry gibberish]
685 00:21:09,700 00:21:10,900 I'll fucking kill you! I'll fucking kill you!
686 00:21:10,934 00:21:12,333 [beeping and explosions] [beeping and explosions]
687 00:21:12,367 00:21:13,567 [screaming] [screaming]
688 00:21:13,600 00:21:15,066 [male] Oh, my fucking God! [male] Oh, my fucking God!
689 00:21:15,066 00:21:17,734 [screaming] [screaming]
690 00:21:17,767 00:21:19,133 [laser blasting and blood spurting] [laser blasting and blood spurting]
691 00:21:19,166 00:21:21,500 [screaming] [screaming]
692 00:21:23,066 00:21:23,900 See ya. See ya.
693 00:21:25,567 00:21:28,734 [creepy techno music] [creepy techno music]