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1 00:00:01,667 00:00:06,667 [Tracy Morgan speaking] [Tracy Morgan speaking]
2 00:00:09,767 00:00:10,767 [Tracy Morgan] [Tracy Morgan]
3 00:00:11,166 00:00:12,266 [both gasping] [both gasping]
4 00:00:12,300 00:00:13,467 Oh my! Oh my!
5 00:00:13,500 00:00:15,567 -Will you stay for dinner? -Yeah! -Will you stay for dinner? -Yeah!
6 00:00:15,600 00:00:17,266 -[frame crashes] -[screaming] -[frame crashes] -[screaming]
7 00:00:17,300 00:00:19,066 -[women screaming] -[electricity crackles] -[women screaming] -[electricity crackles]
8 00:00:19,100 00:00:20,834 Yes, perfect, super scared. Yes, perfect, super scared.
9 00:00:20,867 00:00:23,066 -[crashes] -[screams] -[crashes] -[screams]
10 00:00:23,100 00:00:25,834 Danny, stop, it's a joke! It's a joke! It's a joke! Danny, stop, it's a joke! It's a joke! It's a joke!
11 00:00:25,867 00:00:27,633 Eternus Infinito. Eternus Infinito.
12 00:00:27,667 00:00:28,767 [All] Forever. [All] Forever.
13 00:00:28,800 00:00:29,600 What're you guys doing? What're you guys doing?
14 00:00:29,633 00:00:31,100 Help me! Help me!
15 00:00:31,133 00:00:31,934 [Tony] Go, go, go. [Tony] Go, go, go.
16 00:00:31,967 00:00:33,567 You're on a TV show! You're on a TV show!
17 00:00:33,600 00:00:35,900 ♪♪ ♪♪
18 00:00:35,934 00:00:37,800 Got you! Got you!
19 00:00:37,900 00:00:39,700 -[crying] -Oh my god! -[crying] -Oh my god!
20 00:00:39,734 00:00:41,467 -What the... -[screaming] -What the... -[screaming]
21 00:00:41,500 00:00:43,000 What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
22 00:00:43,467 00:00:45,934 Boo! [laughs] Boo! [laughs]
23 00:00:46,233 00:00:48,367 [heart beats] [heart beats]
24 00:00:51,133 00:00:52,500 What's up, world? What's up, world?
25 00:00:52,533 00:00:53,934 This is Scare Tactics, This is Scare Tactics,
26 00:00:53,967 00:00:56,100 the show that has been helping friends scare friends the show that has been helping friends scare friends
27 00:00:56,133 00:00:58,133 since 2002. since 2002.
28 00:00:58,166 00:01:01,233 Time for some good, clean fun with Rama. Time for some good, clean fun with Rama.
29 00:01:01,266 00:01:02,834 Rama's very organized, Rama's very organized,
30 00:01:02,867 00:01:04,500 so Rama's friend Joel so Rama's friend Joel
31 00:01:04,533 00:01:05,800 thought he would be perfect thought he would be perfect
32 00:01:05,834 00:01:08,533 to work on a show about cleaning up homes. to work on a show about cleaning up homes.
33 00:01:08,567 00:01:10,533 I know that Rama really scares pretty easily, I know that Rama really scares pretty easily,
34 00:01:10,567 00:01:11,700 'cause he's so nice and considerate, 'cause he's so nice and considerate,
35 00:01:11,734 00:01:13,767 like, he's frightened by, like, global warming, like, he's frightened by, like, global warming,
36 00:01:13,800 00:01:16,767 so I think being put in a situation probably like this one, so I think being put in a situation probably like this one,
37 00:01:16,800 00:01:17,834 where he's in a really creepy house where he's in a really creepy house
38 00:01:17,867 00:01:19,567 it would probably make him scream it would probably make him scream
39 00:01:19,600 00:01:21,500 and, you know, then some. and, you know, then some.
40 00:01:21,533 00:01:22,633 The only problem with this house The only problem with this house
41 00:01:22,667 00:01:24,867 is that it has a crazy butler, is that it has a crazy butler,
42 00:01:24,900 00:01:27,734 and visitors always seem to end up dead. and visitors always seem to end up dead.
43 00:01:29,600 00:01:32,233 [Lauren] The show is called Clean My Crib. [Lauren] The show is called Clean My Crib.
44 00:01:32,266 00:01:35,900 Um, hi, my name is Rama. Um, we're going to check out this crib Um, hi, my name is Rama. Um, we're going to check out this crib
45 00:01:35,934 00:01:37,266 and see what's up. and see what's up.
46 00:01:37,300 00:01:39,066 The owner of this home actually passed away The owner of this home actually passed away
47 00:01:39,100 00:01:40,433 about five years ago, about five years ago,
48 00:01:40,467 00:01:42,900 but his butler has remained in the home. but his butler has remained in the home.
49 00:01:42,934 00:01:45,233 It appears that maybe this stuff has been piling up It appears that maybe this stuff has been piling up
50 00:01:45,266 00:01:47,433 that he can no longer deal with. that he can no longer deal with.
51 00:01:47,467 00:01:48,967 -Let's meet him. -Alright. -Let's meet him. -Alright.
52 00:01:49,066 00:01:51,367 [knocking] [knocking]
53 00:01:51,400 00:01:53,166 You can see it right from here, too. You can see it right from here, too.
54 00:01:56,533 00:01:57,967 Hi there! Hi there!
55 00:01:58,066 00:02:00,500 I'm Lauren, I'm a producer from Clean My Crib, I'm Lauren, I'm a producer from Clean My Crib,
56 00:02:00,533 00:02:02,900 I left-- I left you some messages, we spoke briefly. I left-- I left you some messages, we spoke briefly.
57 00:02:02,934 00:02:03,967 Okay. Okay.
58 00:02:04,066 00:02:05,500 Come and see, then. Come and see, then.
59 00:02:05,533 00:02:07,100 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
60 00:02:07,133 00:02:08,767 Yeah, thank you. Yeah, thank you.
61 00:02:08,800 00:02:12,734 We have grand, grand things here, We have grand, grand things here,
62 00:02:12,767 00:02:14,567 as you can see. as you can see.
63 00:02:14,600 00:02:16,700 -Wow -The cleaning staff all left, -Wow -The cleaning staff all left,
64 00:02:16,734 00:02:21,066 [stutters] and there's just me and the master now, so... [stutters] and there's just me and the master now, so...
65 00:02:21,100 00:02:24,500 Oh, I was-- I was told that the owner of the house Oh, I was-- I was told that the owner of the house
66 00:02:24,533 00:02:26,300 actually passed five years ago? actually passed five years ago?
67 00:02:29,600 00:02:33,800 You-- you go ahead and you just do what you wanna do. You-- you go ahead and you just do what you wanna do.
68 00:02:33,834 00:02:35,500 The dining room door has to be The dining room door has to be
69 00:02:35,533 00:02:37,266 -closed at all times. -[Lauren] Okay. -closed at all times. -[Lauren] Okay.
70 00:02:40,200 00:02:41,333 Wow. Wow.
71 00:02:41,367 00:02:42,533 [Lauren] Did you-- Did he mention something about [Lauren] Did you-- Did he mention something about
72 00:02:42,567 00:02:43,967 the master still being here? the master still being here?
73 00:02:44,066 00:02:45,500 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. -Mm-hmm.
74 00:02:45,533 00:02:47,967 I-- I don't know 'bout like superstition stuff, I-- I don't know 'bout like superstition stuff,
75 00:02:48,066 00:02:49,166 but I do believe that but I do believe that
76 00:02:50,500 00:02:52,233 maybe the spirit is still here. maybe the spirit is still here.
77 00:02:53,700 00:02:54,667 [Lauren] Great, well let's take a look [Lauren] Great, well let's take a look
78 00:02:54,700 00:02:56,600 maybe back through here, into these other rooms. maybe back through here, into these other rooms.
79 00:03:00,066 00:03:02,266 -Oh boy. -Wow! -Oh boy. -Wow!
80 00:03:03,433 00:03:04,800 [Lauren] Oh, wow. [Lauren] Oh, wow.
81 00:03:04,834 00:03:05,734 [woman] Oh, yeah. [woman] Oh, yeah.
82 00:03:06,333 00:03:07,166 [Lauren] Yeah. [Lauren] Yeah.
83 00:03:07,200 00:03:08,367 -[Rama groans] -[Lauren] Jackpot. -[Rama groans] -[Lauren] Jackpot.
84 00:03:08,400 00:03:10,066 [camera man] This is a really good one. [camera man] This is a really good one.
85 00:03:10,066 00:03:14,533 -Sad. -[Lauren] This is what we're lookin' for, yeah. -Sad. -[Lauren] This is what we're lookin' for, yeah.
86 00:03:14,567 00:03:15,967 I'm getting like a chill, I'm getting like a chill,
87 00:03:16,066 00:03:17,300 like when I step in this room, like when I step in this room,
88 00:03:17,333 00:03:21,467 it's just like, it's like, coming closer to me. it's just like, it's like, coming closer to me.
89 00:03:21,500 00:03:22,967 It's-- it's just a lot. It's-- it's just a lot.
90 00:03:23,066 00:03:23,834 Wow. Wow.
91 00:03:25,600 00:03:26,834 I think it's gonna be great. I think it's gonna be great.
92 00:03:26,867 00:03:29,400 Uh, I'm gonna talk to him, I'll be back in a few. Uh, I'm gonna talk to him, I'll be back in a few.
93 00:03:29,433 00:03:30,367 -Sure -Thanks again. -Sure -Thanks again.
94 00:03:30,400 00:03:32,300 -[Rama] Organized chaos. -[woman] I know. -[Rama] Organized chaos. -[woman] I know.
95 00:03:32,800 00:03:34,500 [Rama and woman gasp] [Rama and woman gasp]
96 00:03:34,533 00:03:36,066 Oh my! Oh my!
97 00:03:36,100 00:03:37,500 What is that? What is that?
98 00:03:37,533 00:03:40,200 [Rama] That is a skunk? [Rama] That is a skunk?
99 00:03:40,233 00:03:41,400 [woman] What? [woman] What?
100 00:03:42,266 00:03:44,734 [Rama] Holy shit. [Rama] Holy shit.
101 00:03:44,767 00:03:46,767 Um, I'm just gonna go grab another battery. Um, I'm just gonna go grab another battery.
102 00:03:46,800 00:03:48,533 -Yeah. -My car is just like two doors away. -Yeah. -My car is just like two doors away.
103 00:03:48,567 00:03:50,233 I'll be back in like a couple of minutes. I'll be back in like a couple of minutes.
104 00:03:50,266 00:03:51,867 -Okay. Can we-- -You guys keep lookin' around. -Okay. Can we-- -You guys keep lookin' around.
105 00:03:51,900 00:03:53,700 And the smell is, oh my god. And the smell is, oh my god.
106 00:03:55,100 00:03:57,066 -[Lauren screams] -[loud bang] -[Lauren screams] -[loud bang]
107 00:03:57,100 00:03:58,600 [woman] I wanna get Lauren. [woman] I wanna get Lauren.
108 00:03:59,633 00:04:00,600 [Rama whispers] Let's go. [Rama whispers] Let's go.
109 00:04:02,633 00:04:03,567 Holy shit. Holy shit.
110 00:04:03,600 00:04:04,433 [woman] What? What? [woman] What? What?
111 00:04:05,900 00:04:09,066 Welcome! Come in, come in! Welcome! Come in, come in!
112 00:04:09,066 00:04:11,400 The master wants you to stay for dinner. The master wants you to stay for dinner.
113 00:04:11,433 00:04:15,500 We're having very special dinner that-- that I cooked. We're having very special dinner that-- that I cooked.
114 00:04:15,533 00:04:18,066 -The best you'll ever eat. -Okay. -The best you'll ever eat. -Okay.
115 00:04:18,066 00:04:20,600 -Will you stay for dinner? -Yeah! -Will you stay for dinner? -Yeah!
116 00:04:20,633 00:04:22,300 Well, that's what I wanted to fuckin' hear! Well, that's what I wanted to fuckin' hear!
117 00:04:22,333 00:04:23,266 Please, come in! Please, come in!
118 00:04:23,300 00:04:26,233 No, no, no, it's okay. No, no, no. No, no, no, it's okay. No, no, no.
119 00:04:26,266 00:04:29,667 Yes, yes, please say hello to the master! Yes, yes, please say hello to the master!
120 00:04:29,700 00:04:30,567 [Rama and woman screaming] [Rama and woman screaming]
121 00:04:30,600 00:04:32,233 No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!
122 00:04:32,266 00:04:33,467 -The master needs you! -[woman stammering] -The master needs you! -[woman stammering]
123 00:04:33,800 00:04:35,567 No, no, no, no! Oh my god! No, no, no, no! Oh my god!
124 00:04:36,800 00:04:38,600 [wind blowing] [wind blowing]
125 00:04:38,633 00:04:39,433 [both scream] [both scream]
126 00:04:39,467 00:04:40,300 [butler] See? [butler] See?
127 00:04:41,166 00:04:44,600 -[frame crashes] -[screaming] -[frame crashes] -[screaming]
128 00:04:44,633 00:04:46,200 [butler] Yes, master! [butler] Yes, master!
129 00:04:46,233 00:04:51,533 The master is insisting that you stay for dinner! The master is insisting that you stay for dinner!
130 00:04:51,567 00:04:52,433 Are you scared? Are you scared?
131 00:04:53,333 00:04:54,533 Answer me! Answer me!
132 00:04:54,567 00:04:55,367 Oh my god, no. Oh my god, no.
133 00:04:55,400 00:04:56,867 Are you scared here? Are you scared here?
134 00:04:58,066 00:04:59,200 -No, come on. -Wait, wait! -No, come on. -Wait, wait!
135 00:04:59,233 00:05:00,700 Don't leave me! Don't leave me! Don't leave me! Don't leave me!
136 00:05:00,734 00:05:02,066 [butler] Wait, wait! [butler] Wait, wait!
137 00:05:02,066 00:05:04,066 You're on Scare Tactics! You're on Scare Tactics!
138 00:05:04,066 00:05:06,066 -You're on television. -Holy shit! -You're on television. -Holy shit!
139 00:05:06,100 00:05:07,066 -Oh my god. -[laughing] -Oh my god. -[laughing]
140 00:05:08,800 00:05:11,066 Your friend Joel set you up. Your friend Joel set you up.
141 00:05:11,066 00:05:12,133 Joel. Joel.
142 00:05:12,166 00:05:15,300 [Joel laughing] [Joel laughing]
143 00:05:15,333 00:05:16,467 [Rama laughing] [Rama laughing]
144 00:05:16,500 00:05:18,200 Did you actually think he was like real? Did you actually think he was like real?
145 00:05:18,233 00:05:20,500 Yeah, that he was like, he killed, like, Lauren, Yeah, that he was like, he killed, like, Lauren,
146 00:05:20,533 00:05:23,100 and I'm like, Clean My Crib. and I'm like, Clean My Crib.
147 00:05:23,133 00:05:24,200 Clean My Crib! Clean My Crib!
148 00:05:24,233 00:05:25,133 I love it! I love it!
149 00:05:27,734 00:05:29,967 Rama, didn't your mama ever tell you Rama, didn't your mama ever tell you
150 00:05:30,066 00:05:32,166 that it's rude to jump out of a window that it's rude to jump out of a window
151 00:05:32,200 00:05:34,066 when you've been invited to a meal? when you've been invited to a meal?
152 00:05:35,133 00:05:36,100 Up next! Up next!
153 00:05:36,133 00:05:37,333 Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
154 00:05:37,367 00:05:39,100 I'm gonna be your alien for today. I'm gonna be your alien for today.
155 00:05:39,133 00:05:40,200 Okay. Okay.
156 00:05:40,233 00:05:42,333 The joke is on who? The joke is on who?
157 00:05:43,133 00:05:44,467 Who put scissors in the room? Who put scissors in the room?
158 00:05:44,500 00:05:47,500 Danny, Danny, stop, stop. It's a joke! It's a joke! Danny, Danny, stop, stop. It's a joke! It's a joke!
159 00:05:47,967 00:05:50,667 ♪♪ ♪♪
160 00:05:52,066 00:05:54,667 ♪♪ ♪♪
161 00:05:55,567 00:05:58,200 Time for a good old-fashioned double cross. Time for a good old-fashioned double cross.
162 00:05:58,233 00:05:59,400 Meet Kayla. Meet Kayla.
163 00:05:59,433 00:06:01,467 She thinks she's setting her brother Danny up She thinks she's setting her brother Danny up
164 00:06:01,500 00:06:03,166 on Scare Tactics, on Scare Tactics,
165 00:06:03,200 00:06:04,400 but what she doesn't know but what she doesn't know
166 00:06:04,433 00:06:06,500 is that Danny is in on the prank, is that Danny is in on the prank,
167 00:06:06,533 00:06:08,600 and the scare is on her! and the scare is on her!
168 00:06:08,633 00:06:10,867 I'm really surprised Kayla set me up on Scare Tactics I'm really surprised Kayla set me up on Scare Tactics
169 00:06:10,900 00:06:13,066 because she's kinda the more emotional type, because she's kinda the more emotional type,
170 00:06:13,066 00:06:14,567 and I didn't think that she'd do something like that and I didn't think that she'd do something like that
171 00:06:14,600 00:06:15,600 to her older brother. to her older brother.
172 00:06:15,633 00:06:17,266 Her thinking she's gonna prank me, Her thinking she's gonna prank me,
173 00:06:17,300 00:06:19,567 she wouldn't expect me tryin' to prank her back. she wouldn't expect me tryin' to prank her back.
174 00:06:19,600 00:06:20,834 Don't worry, Kayla. Don't worry, Kayla.
175 00:06:20,867 00:06:22,467 All you have to do is convince your brother All you have to do is convince your brother
176 00:06:22,500 00:06:24,834 he's about to be attacked by an alien. he's about to be attacked by an alien.
177 00:06:24,867 00:06:26,367 Danny will take it from there. Danny will take it from there.
178 00:06:30,667 00:06:32,300 -You guys just wanna have a seat real quick? -Yeah. -You guys just wanna have a seat real quick? -Yeah.
179 00:06:33,400 00:06:35,800 So, I put those walkies on you, just, uh, again, So, I put those walkies on you, just, uh, again,
180 00:06:35,834 00:06:39,266 as, uh, a means for you to be able to contact me if you need to. as, uh, a means for you to be able to contact me if you need to.
181 00:06:40,200 00:06:41,967 Do you guys have a washroom? Do you guys have a washroom?
182 00:06:42,066 00:06:43,133 Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.
183 00:06:43,166 00:06:46,533 Uh, If you just go out this door, first door on your left. Uh, If you just go out this door, first door on your left.
184 00:06:46,567 00:06:48,266 Nature calls when it calls! Nature calls when it calls!
185 00:06:51,066 00:06:52,633 So, we're clear what's happening here? So, we're clear what's happening here?
186 00:06:52,667 00:06:54,266 -Yep. -Cool. -Yep. -Cool.
187 00:06:54,300 00:06:55,700 Uh, so, this is Alex. Uh, so, this is Alex.
188 00:06:55,734 00:06:57,533 I'm Jason, I'm the producer, I'm Jason, I'm the producer,
189 00:06:57,567 00:06:59,767 and you are like, you're blowing my mind. and you are like, you're blowing my mind.
190 00:06:59,800 00:07:00,734 -Really? -Yeah, -Really? -Yeah,
191 00:07:00,767 00:07:01,900 I'm watchin' everything from right here, I'm watchin' everything from right here,
192 00:07:01,934 00:07:03,567 so I see what's goin' on. so I see what's goin' on.
193 00:07:03,600 00:07:06,133 I'm gonna communicate with you over this. I'm gonna communicate with you over this.
194 00:07:06,166 00:07:08,233 -And we're gonna scare the crap out of him. -Ok, good. -And we're gonna scare the crap out of him. -Ok, good.
195 00:07:08,266 00:07:11,900 Awesome. Uh, what's gonna happen, is you guys are gonna talk to aliens. Awesome. Uh, what's gonna happen, is you guys are gonna talk to aliens.
196 00:07:11,934 00:07:14,333 And Danny's gonna think you're communicating with aliens. And Danny's gonna think you're communicating with aliens.
197 00:07:14,367 00:07:15,333 Okay. Okay.
198 00:07:15,367 00:07:17,300 I'm Danny, and my sister thinks she's pranking me I'm Danny, and my sister thinks she's pranking me
199 00:07:17,333 00:07:18,700 on national television, but actually, on national television, but actually,
200 00:07:18,734 00:07:20,767 we're turnin' around and I'm pranking her. we're turnin' around and I'm pranking her.
201 00:07:20,800 00:07:23,133 Krista, uh, this is Kayla. Krista, uh, this is Kayla.
202 00:07:23,166 00:07:24,467 Hi, nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you.
203 00:07:24,500 00:07:26,333 I'm gonna be your alien for today. I'm gonna be your alien for today.
204 00:07:26,367 00:07:27,166 Okay. Okay.
205 00:07:27,200 00:07:29,066 She'll come in with a death rod, uh, She'll come in with a death rod, uh,
206 00:07:29,100 00:07:30,900 then she's gonna attack your brother, then she's gonna attack your brother,
207 00:07:30,934 00:07:32,066 and that's when you have to say, and that's when you have to say,
208 00:07:32,100 00:07:33,667 are you scared? are you scared?
209 00:07:33,700 00:07:34,533 Okay. Okay.
210 00:07:34,567 00:07:35,533 -Any questions? -Nope. -Any questions? -Nope.
211 00:07:37,800 00:07:40,600 -Sorry. -Have a seat, I was just showing Danny -Sorry. -Have a seat, I was just showing Danny
212 00:07:40,633 00:07:42,066 some of the equipment here. some of the equipment here.
213 00:07:43,233 00:07:45,266 This is when she's gonna unveil This is when she's gonna unveil
214 00:07:45,300 00:07:47,433 what you're gonna communicate to aliens with. what you're gonna communicate to aliens with.
215 00:07:47,467 00:07:49,367 [Lauren] This is something I've put together myself. [Lauren] This is something I've put together myself.
216 00:07:49,400 00:07:51,066 I've wired it myself. I've wired it myself.
217 00:07:51,100 00:07:53,467 Um, what if I told you that we can communicate Um, what if I told you that we can communicate
218 00:07:53,500 00:07:55,867 with extraterrestrials in outer space? with extraterrestrials in outer space?
219 00:07:55,900 00:07:57,967 Do you really think they're out there? Do you really think they're out there?
220 00:07:58,066 00:07:59,567 -That's my belief. -[Jason] Do it. Do it. Do it. -That's my belief. -[Jason] Do it. Do it. Do it.
221 00:07:59,600 00:08:02,433 You're gonna be like, bring it on, aliens! You're gonna be like, bring it on, aliens!
222 00:08:02,467 00:08:05,700 Bring it on, aliens! [laughs] Bring it on, aliens! [laughs]
223 00:08:07,300 00:08:08,100 Okay. Okay.
224 00:08:08,133 00:08:09,333 This is Danny Palmer, This is Danny Palmer,
225 00:08:09,367 00:08:12,800 and we are signaling from outer space. and we are signaling from outer space.
226 00:08:12,834 00:08:13,633 Nah. Nah.
227 00:08:13,667 00:08:15,767 From Earth. [laughs] From Earth. [laughs]
228 00:08:17,467 00:08:18,734 Is that all you wanna say? Is that all you wanna say?
229 00:08:18,767 00:08:22,100 We want to see you! [laughs] We want to see you! [laughs]
230 00:08:22,133 00:08:24,200 [Danny] We are the smartest race ever! [Danny] We are the smartest race ever!
231 00:08:27,300 00:08:29,967 [indistinct robotic voice] [indistinct robotic voice]
232 00:08:33,233 00:08:36,700 [voice continues] [voice continues]
233 00:08:37,100 00:08:38,467 [hand thuds] [hand thuds]
234 00:08:38,500 00:08:40,467 [Lauren] I wasn't rolling, I wasn't recording! [Lauren] I wasn't rolling, I wasn't recording!
235 00:08:40,500 00:08:42,567 [Jason] Your brother's scared already, this is awesome. [Jason] Your brother's scared already, this is awesome.
236 00:08:42,600 00:08:44,533 Okay, Danny, I need you to get me a piece of equipment. Okay, Danny, I need you to get me a piece of equipment.
237 00:08:44,567 00:08:46,066 You're gonna go out this door, You're gonna go out this door,
238 00:08:46,066 00:08:48,066 you're looking for a box that is specifically labeled you're looking for a box that is specifically labeled
239 00:08:48,100 00:08:50,066 "transistor equipment." "transistor equipment."
240 00:08:50,066 00:08:51,200 Okay. Okay.
241 00:08:51,233 00:08:52,667 I need you to bring that back to me, I need you to bring that back to me,
242 00:08:52,700 00:08:53,533 because if we get another message and I miss it, because if we get another message and I miss it,
243 00:08:53,567 00:08:54,667 I'm gonna kill myself! I'm gonna kill myself!
244 00:08:54,700 00:08:55,533 Okay? Okay?
245 00:08:58,800 00:09:00,900 I think this is going really well, you're doing awesome. I think this is going really well, you're doing awesome.
246 00:09:00,934 00:09:01,867 -Hi! -Hi! -Hi! -Hi!
247 00:09:01,900 00:09:03,266 [Krista] How's it goin'? [Krista] How's it goin'?
248 00:09:03,300 00:09:04,867 I'm gonna tie you guys up here. I'm gonna tie you guys up here.
249 00:09:07,200 00:09:08,233 So, remember, So, remember,
250 00:09:08,266 00:09:10,667 when I tell you, you're going to scream his name. when I tell you, you're going to scream his name.
251 00:09:10,700 00:09:11,900 When the alien comes back in, When the alien comes back in,
252 00:09:11,934 00:09:13,934 it's gonna prod you, you're gonna flip out, it's gonna prod you, you're gonna flip out,
253 00:09:13,967 00:09:14,800 and then you're gonna say, and then you're gonna say,
254 00:09:14,834 00:09:16,667 are you scared? are you scared?
255 00:09:16,700 00:09:17,967 Nod if you can hear that. Nod if you can hear that.
256 00:09:19,100 00:09:19,934 Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
257 00:09:20,967 00:09:21,967 Alright. Alright.
258 00:09:22,700 00:09:24,066 [Jason] Kayla, do it! [Jason] Kayla, do it!
259 00:09:24,066 00:09:27,834 Danny! [sobs] Danny! [sobs]
260 00:09:27,867 00:09:29,300 Please, Danny, help me! Please, Danny, help me!
261 00:09:29,333 00:09:30,967 Help us! You've gotta help us! Help us! You've gotta help us!
262 00:09:31,066 00:09:32,233 What? What? What happened? What? What? What happened?
263 00:09:32,266 00:09:33,767 Just get us out of the rope, now! Just get us out of the rope, now!
264 00:09:33,800 00:09:35,867 Just get us out of here. You're not even gonna believe it if I told you. Just get us out of here. You're not even gonna believe it if I told you.
265 00:09:35,900 00:09:38,567 Krista, come out. Krista, come out. Come in with the death rod. Krista, come out. Krista, come out. Come in with the death rod.
266 00:09:38,600 00:09:40,934 -This thing's tied up like. -I know. -This thing's tied up like. -I know.
267 00:09:41,300 00:09:42,967 -[alien roars] -[Kayla and Lauren scream] -[alien roars] -[Kayla and Lauren scream]
268 00:09:43,066 00:09:44,166 Oh my god! Oh my god!
269 00:09:44,200 00:09:45,800 -[screaming] -[death rod zaps] -[screaming] -[death rod zaps]
270 00:09:45,834 00:09:47,934 Yes, perfect, super scared. Super scared. Yes, perfect, super scared. Super scared.
271 00:09:47,967 00:09:49,200 [screams] [screams]
272 00:09:49,233 00:09:52,300 Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god.
273 00:09:52,333 00:09:53,200 [alien thuds] [alien thuds]
274 00:09:53,233 00:09:54,867 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
275 00:09:54,900 00:09:55,734 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
276 00:09:57,133 00:09:59,900 Are you scared, Danny? Are you scared? Are you scared, Danny? Are you scared?
277 00:09:59,934 00:10:01,633 -[screams] -[Jason] Hey, hey, hey! -[screams] -[Jason] Hey, hey, hey!
278 00:10:01,667 00:10:02,734 Who put scissors in the room? Who put scissors in the room?
279 00:10:02,767 00:10:04,133 [Krista screams] [Krista screams]
280 00:10:04,166 00:10:07,300 -Danny, stop, it's a joke! -[Jason] Reveal, reveal , reveal! -Danny, stop, it's a joke! -[Jason] Reveal, reveal , reveal!
281 00:10:07,333 00:10:09,100 Danny, it's a joke! It's a joke! Danny, it's a joke! It's a joke!
282 00:10:09,133 00:10:11,100 [Krista screaming] [Krista screaming]
283 00:10:11,133 00:10:12,433 [Lauren] You're not going anywhere! [Lauren] You're not going anywhere!
284 00:10:13,133 00:10:15,800 [coughing, gasping] [coughing, gasping]
285 00:10:15,834 00:10:18,467 -Oh my god! -No, no, no! -Oh my god! -No, no, no!
286 00:10:18,500 00:10:19,900 Stay-- Stay over there! Stay-- Stay over there!
287 00:10:19,934 00:10:20,900 Right now! Right now!
288 00:10:20,934 00:10:23,500 -Danny, go stand by her! -Danny, it was a joke! -Danny, go stand by her! -Danny, it was a joke!
289 00:10:25,200 00:10:26,333 [Jason] Oh my god! [Jason] Oh my god!
290 00:10:26,367 00:10:27,633 Why didn't you stop it? Why didn't you stop it?
291 00:10:28,667 00:10:30,467 -Oh my god, help me! -Krista! -Oh my god, help me! -Krista!
292 00:10:30,500 00:10:31,967 Breathe, breathe, breathe! Breathe, breathe, breathe! Breathe, breathe, breathe! Breathe, breathe, breathe!
293 00:10:33,100 00:10:34,333 It was a joke, Danny! It was a joke, Danny!
294 00:10:34,367 00:10:36,500 -[Jason] You guys, shut up... -You were trying to prank me? -[Jason] You guys, shut up... -You were trying to prank me?
295 00:10:36,533 00:10:39,166 [Jason] The bleeding is real! I said stop! [Jason] The bleeding is real! I said stop!
296 00:10:39,200 00:10:41,367 -Please, you guys, help me. -Breathe, just keep breathing! -Please, you guys, help me. -Breathe, just keep breathing!
297 00:10:41,400 00:10:43,033 You were trying to prank me? You were trying to prank me?
298 00:10:43,066 00:10:44,333 [Jason] Just keep breathing. [Jason] Just keep breathing.
299 00:10:44,367 00:10:46,600 [Krista choking] [Krista choking]
300 00:10:46,633 00:10:48,300 [Danny] Well, the prank's on you, Kayla. [Danny] Well, the prank's on you, Kayla.
301 00:10:50,734 00:10:51,633 No! No!
302 00:10:52,734 00:10:54,100 Oh, I am so mad right now. Oh, I am so mad right now.
303 00:10:54,133 00:10:55,433 You're on Scare Tactics, Kayla! You're on Scare Tactics, Kayla!
304 00:10:55,467 00:10:57,033 [Kayla groans] [Kayla groans]
305 00:10:57,066 00:10:59,100 I am so mad right now! [laughs] I am so mad right now! [laughs]
306 00:10:59,133 00:11:01,800 What were you thinking when Danny attacked Krista? What were you thinking when Danny attacked Krista?
307 00:11:01,834 00:11:04,467 I was-- I was like-- He gets like that I was-- I was like-- He gets like that
308 00:11:04,500 00:11:07,467 when-- when I'm like that, when I'm screaming and scared, when-- when I'm like that, when I'm screaming and scared,
309 00:11:07,500 00:11:10,400 but I mean, she's in the little costume, but I mean, she's in the little costume,
310 00:11:10,433 00:11:13,900 I was like, he's not gonna believe that, at first! I was like, he's not gonna believe that, at first!
311 00:11:13,934 00:11:14,800 You were up pretty fast You were up pretty fast
312 00:11:14,834 00:11:16,333 when you saw that he was stabbing her. when you saw that he was stabbing her.
313 00:11:16,367 00:11:20,066 Oh, yeah, didn't you feel me tugging at you? [laughs] Oh, yeah, didn't you feel me tugging at you? [laughs]
314 00:11:20,100 00:11:22,066 So, on a scale of one to 10, how scared were you? So, on a scale of one to 10, how scared were you?
315 00:11:22,100 00:11:23,967 Oh, like 75. Oh, like 75.
316 00:11:24,066 00:11:25,700 Like, I was gone. [laughs] Like, I was gone. [laughs]
317 00:11:25,734 00:11:29,667 It was okay to prank Danny, but not me. It was okay to prank Danny, but not me.
318 00:11:29,700 00:11:30,934 Not okay when he's prankin' me. Not okay when he's prankin' me.
319 00:11:30,967 00:11:32,300 [laughs] No. [laughs] No.
320 00:11:34,667 00:11:37,867 Kayla, give us a call if you wanna take another stab Kayla, give us a call if you wanna take another stab
321 00:11:37,900 00:11:40,900 at pranking someone. [laughs] at pranking someone. [laughs]
322 00:11:40,934 00:11:42,300 Up next! Up next!
323 00:11:42,333 00:11:43,233 And as they come in, D, And as they come in, D,
324 00:11:43,266 00:11:44,333 if you would just pour them, if you would just pour them,
325 00:11:44,367 00:11:45,934 about a half-glass of our drink. about a half-glass of our drink.
326 00:11:45,967 00:11:48,066 Better not drink the blue juice! Better not drink the blue juice!
327 00:11:49,967 00:11:50,800 What're you guys doing? What're you guys doing?
328 00:11:50,834 00:11:51,767 Help me! Help me!
329 00:11:52,467 00:11:55,467 ♪♪ ♪♪
330 00:11:56,600 00:11:59,200 ♪♪ ♪♪
331 00:12:00,433 00:12:03,066 Let me tell you a story about two friends. Let me tell you a story about two friends.
332 00:12:03,100 00:12:05,967 Naail wanted to scare his pal Tarek, Naail wanted to scare his pal Tarek,
333 00:12:06,066 00:12:07,767 so he got him a job as a doorman so he got him a job as a doorman
334 00:12:07,800 00:12:10,166 at a very exclusive club. at a very exclusive club.
335 00:12:10,200 00:12:11,767 I want to put Tarek on Scare Tactics I want to put Tarek on Scare Tactics
336 00:12:11,800 00:12:14,300 'cause he always wanted to be on TV, 'cause he always wanted to be on TV,
337 00:12:14,333 00:12:16,567 and, uh, this is a chance to get him on there and, uh, this is a chance to get him on there
338 00:12:16,600 00:12:18,967 and, uh, have a lot of fun with it. and, uh, have a lot of fun with it.
339 00:12:19,066 00:12:20,233 Word of warning, Tarek. Word of warning, Tarek.
340 00:12:20,266 00:12:22,300 When you see a shirtless old man, When you see a shirtless old man,
341 00:12:22,333 00:12:24,166 it's time to run! it's time to run!
342 00:12:24,200 00:12:25,500 You'll see what I mean. You'll see what I mean.
343 00:12:29,200 00:12:31,066 [Tony] Tarek, just come on around here. [Tony] Tarek, just come on around here.
344 00:12:31,100 00:12:32,367 Um, what I'd like you to do Um, what I'd like you to do
345 00:12:32,400 00:12:34,066 is just get you to check off the names, is just get you to check off the names,
346 00:12:34,100 00:12:35,300 and as they come in, D, and as they come in, D,
347 00:12:35,333 00:12:36,200 if you would just pour them if you would just pour them
348 00:12:36,233 00:12:37,967 about a half-glass of our drink. about a half-glass of our drink.
349 00:12:38,066 00:12:40,867 -[D] Sure. -And it is only for our members. I'm gonna be doin' a toast. -[D] Sure. -And it is only for our members. I'm gonna be doin' a toast.
350 00:12:40,900 00:12:42,600 This shouldn't take very long at all. This shouldn't take very long at all.
351 00:12:42,633 00:12:43,867 -Thank you. -No problem. -Thank you. -No problem.
352 00:12:46,967 00:12:48,233 What do you think's in there, man? What do you think's in there, man?
353 00:12:48,266 00:12:49,066 [Tarek] I dunno. [Tarek] I dunno.
354 00:12:49,100 00:12:51,600 -[D] Kinda weird. -Yeah. -[D] Kinda weird. -Yeah.
355 00:12:51,633 00:12:53,300 Good to see ya. Very well. Good to see ya. Very well.
356 00:12:53,333 00:12:54,533 How are ya? How are ya?
357 00:12:54,567 00:12:57,200 -I'm Joe, Joe M. -Joe? -I'm Joe, Joe M. -Joe?
358 00:12:57,233 00:12:58,266 Welcome. Welcome.
359 00:12:58,300 00:12:59,600 I'm just gonna get you a drink here, Joe. I'm just gonna get you a drink here, Joe.
360 00:13:02,734 00:13:04,767 [Tony] Bella, how are you? [Tony] Bella, how are you?
361 00:13:04,800 00:13:05,700 [Bella] Good, you? [Bella] Good, you?
362 00:13:05,734 00:13:07,300 Very well, thanks, very well. Very well, thanks, very well.
363 00:13:08,600 00:13:11,200 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
364 00:13:12,967 00:13:15,734 I know many of you have come from a great distance, I know many of you have come from a great distance,
365 00:13:15,767 00:13:18,133 I appreciate that, so this won't be long. I appreciate that, so this won't be long.
366 00:13:18,166 00:13:21,233 The Eternity Club has endured many hardships. The Eternity Club has endured many hardships.
367 00:13:21,266 00:13:24,333 We've seen many things that many will not. We've seen many things that many will not.
368 00:13:24,367 00:13:25,967 [members laugh] [members laugh]
369 00:13:26,066 00:13:27,834 Here's to the next 100 years. Here's to the next 100 years.
370 00:13:28,900 00:13:30,800 Eternus Infinito. Eternus Infinito.
371 00:13:30,834 00:13:32,166 [All] Forever. [All] Forever.
372 00:13:41,300 00:13:42,300 Alright. Alright.
373 00:13:46,300 00:13:47,100 Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you?
374 00:13:47,133 00:13:49,133 -I wanna speak to Tony. -Okay. -I wanna speak to Tony. -Okay.
375 00:13:49,166 00:13:51,233 I want an elixir right now. I want an elixir right now.
376 00:13:51,266 00:13:52,333 Sorry? Sorry?
377 00:13:52,367 00:13:53,734 Hi, what do you want? Hi, what do you want?
378 00:13:53,767 00:13:54,834 -I just want. -What are you doing here? -I just want. -What are you doing here?
379 00:13:54,867 00:13:57,066 -I told you. -Dad, I just want some! -I told you. -Dad, I just want some!
380 00:13:57,066 00:13:59,834 -[Tony] What do you want? -I wanna live forever, too! -[Tony] What do you want? -I wanna live forever, too!
381 00:13:59,867 00:14:02,066 You are my father! You are my father!
382 00:14:03,233 00:14:04,433 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
383 00:14:04,467 00:14:06,266 I told you not to come back here, didn't I? I told you not to come back here, didn't I?
384 00:14:06,300 00:14:07,533 -[Tony] Excuse me. -[old man] For God's sakes, -[Tony] Excuse me. -[old man] For God's sakes,
385 00:14:07,567 00:14:09,900 why are you treating me like this? why are you treating me like this?
386 00:14:09,934 00:14:11,433 That's really weird, dude. That's really weird, dude.
387 00:14:11,467 00:14:12,734 We cannot take it easy. We cannot take it easy.
388 00:14:15,734 00:14:17,266 I'm sorry that you... [laughs] I'm sorry that you... [laughs]
389 00:14:17,300 00:14:18,767 Just come with me, and I'll explain, okay? Just come with me, and I'll explain, okay?
390 00:14:18,800 00:14:19,834 Follow me, please. Follow me, please.
391 00:14:23,066 00:14:23,834 Just have a seat. Just have a seat.
392 00:14:25,834 00:14:27,300 What's goin' on? What's goin' on?
393 00:14:27,333 00:14:30,066 You've seen things here that you weren't supposed to see. You've seen things here that you weren't supposed to see.
394 00:14:30,100 00:14:31,467 I mean, there's a very select few I mean, there's a very select few
395 00:14:31,500 00:14:33,333 that know what I'm going to tell you. that know what I'm going to tell you.
396 00:14:35,066 00:14:36,800 How old do you think I am, Tarek? How old do you think I am, Tarek?
397 00:14:36,834 00:14:37,800 35, 36? 35, 36?
398 00:14:39,166 00:14:42,700 What if I told you I could give you eternal life? What if I told you I could give you eternal life?
399 00:14:42,734 00:14:45,533 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
400 00:14:45,567 00:14:47,266 That's crazy, man. That's crazy, man.
401 00:14:47,300 00:14:48,200 I dunno. I dunno.
402 00:14:48,233 00:14:50,700 But it comes with a sacrifice. But it comes with a sacrifice.
403 00:15:00,066 00:15:01,133 I can't do this! I can't do this!
404 00:15:01,166 00:15:02,633 -[muffled yells] -What is this, man? -[muffled yells] -What is this, man?
405 00:15:02,667 00:15:03,700 What're you guys doing? What're you guys doing?
406 00:15:03,734 00:15:05,100 [muffled] Help me! [muffled] Help me!
407 00:15:05,200 00:15:06,300 Yo, I can't do this. Yo, I can't do this.
408 00:15:10,233 00:15:11,734 -[D] Tarek, wait! -[Tony] Go. Go, go, go. -[D] Tarek, wait! -[Tony] Go. Go, go, go.
409 00:15:11,767 00:15:12,834 [D] Are you scared? [D] Are you scared?
410 00:15:12,867 00:15:15,066 -You're on a TV show! -[Tony] You're on a TV show! -You're on a TV show! -[Tony] You're on a TV show!
411 00:15:15,066 00:15:17,066 -You're on a TV show! -[Tarek] Fuck off! -You're on a TV show! -[Tarek] Fuck off!
412 00:15:17,100 00:15:18,633 [Tony] You're on Scare Tactics! [Tony] You're on Scare Tactics!
413 00:15:18,667 00:15:20,200 -Are you serious? -[D] Your friend set you up! -Are you serious? -[D] Your friend set you up!
414 00:15:20,233 00:15:23,066 Oh my god, you're crazy! Oh my god, you're crazy!
415 00:15:23,066 00:15:24,133 Are you serious? Are you serious?
416 00:15:25,300 00:15:26,233 Who did this, man? Who did this, man?
417 00:15:26,266 00:15:27,200 [Tony] Your friend Naail. [Tony] Your friend Naail.
418 00:15:27,233 00:15:28,700 Oh, asshole! Oh, asshole!
419 00:15:28,734 00:15:29,967 Holy fuck! Holy fuck!
420 00:15:30,066 00:15:31,967 [applause] [applause]
421 00:15:32,066 00:15:34,266 That was crazy! I didn't know what was goin' on. That was crazy! I didn't know what was goin' on.
422 00:15:34,300 00:15:35,467 I thought you guys were like a cult. I thought you guys were like a cult.
423 00:15:35,500 00:15:37,667 Like, I gotta get outta here. Like, I gotta get outta here.
424 00:15:37,700 00:15:38,533 Hey! Hey!
425 00:15:39,767 00:15:42,900 -[Naail laughing] -Fuck off! -[Naail laughing] -Fuck off!
426 00:15:42,934 00:15:44,433 I hate you, but I love you, man. I hate you, but I love you, man.
427 00:15:46,800 00:15:49,533 For the record, dude didn't kick open a door. For the record, dude didn't kick open a door.
428 00:15:49,567 00:15:51,100 He kicked open a wall! He kicked open a wall!
429 00:15:51,133 00:15:52,500 True story! True story!
430 00:15:52,533 00:15:53,700 Up next! Up next!
431 00:15:53,734 00:15:54,834 Is this an alien plant, too? Is this an alien plant, too?
432 00:15:54,867 00:15:55,867 Yeah, actually... Yeah, actually...
433 00:15:56,967 00:15:57,600 [gasps] [gasps]
434 00:15:57,633 00:15:59,100 Holy shit. Holy shit.
435 00:15:59,133 00:16:01,600 Space plants that kill! Space plants that kill!
436 00:16:01,633 00:16:04,200 Do you wanna suffer, or do you want us to end it? Do you wanna suffer, or do you want us to end it?
437 00:16:04,233 00:16:05,633 I want you to end it. I want you to end it.
438 00:16:06,300 00:16:08,900 ♪♪ ♪♪
439 00:16:10,333 00:16:12,867 ♪♪ ♪♪
440 00:16:13,700 00:16:15,633 You wanna see some brotherly love? You wanna see some brotherly love?
441 00:16:15,667 00:16:17,467 This is Giancarlo. This is Giancarlo.
442 00:16:17,500 00:16:18,834 His brother Marco got him a job His brother Marco got him a job
443 00:16:18,867 00:16:21,467 workin' in a lab with experimental plants. workin' in a lab with experimental plants.
444 00:16:21,500 00:16:23,500 I think it's every brother's dream I think it's every brother's dream
445 00:16:23,533 00:16:26,500 to, uh, to pull a prank on your brother, to, uh, to pull a prank on your brother,
446 00:16:26,533 00:16:27,934 so when the opportunity came up, so when the opportunity came up,
447 00:16:27,967 00:16:30,900 and I was asked, you know, do you wanna prank Giancarlo, and I was asked, you know, do you wanna prank Giancarlo,
448 00:16:30,934 00:16:33,800 and I just said, yeah. and I just said, yeah.
449 00:16:33,834 00:16:35,266 What Giancarlo doesn't know What Giancarlo doesn't know
450 00:16:35,300 00:16:37,133 is that these plants are from space, is that these plants are from space,
451 00:16:37,166 00:16:38,700 and they are deadly to humans, and they are deadly to humans,
452 00:16:38,734 00:16:41,734 and from what I could tell, Giancarlo is human. and from what I could tell, Giancarlo is human.
453 00:16:41,767 00:16:42,600 Oh, well. Oh, well.
454 00:16:45,633 00:16:47,266 -[woman] This is Karissa. -[Karissa] Hi. -[woman] This is Karissa. -[Karissa] Hi.
455 00:16:47,300 00:16:48,767 Giancarlo. Giancarlo.
456 00:16:48,800 00:16:49,734 -[Karissa] Nice to meet you. -You're hand's all dirty. -[Karissa] Nice to meet you. -You're hand's all dirty.
457 00:16:49,767 00:16:51,433 -I'm joking. -[both laugh] -I'm joking. -[both laugh]
458 00:16:51,467 00:16:53,367 So, basically, uh, what we're doing today So, basically, uh, what we're doing today
459 00:16:53,400 00:16:54,900 is actually pretty cool. is actually pretty cool.
460 00:16:54,934 00:16:56,433 Uh, we have these seeds, Uh, we have these seeds,
461 00:16:56,467 00:16:59,633 and these seeds, actually, were, uh, exposed to a meteor. and these seeds, actually, were, uh, exposed to a meteor.
462 00:16:59,667 00:17:01,066 You're just gonna be putting a seed You're just gonna be putting a seed
463 00:17:01,100 00:17:03,300 in each one of these little pods, burying it, in each one of these little pods, burying it,
464 00:17:03,333 00:17:05,400 and then spraying it with this protein solution. and then spraying it with this protein solution.
465 00:17:05,433 00:17:07,533 -Got it. -Well, I will leave you two to it then. -Got it. -Well, I will leave you two to it then.
466 00:17:07,567 00:17:08,734 -Okay. -Thank you very much. -Okay. -Thank you very much.
467 00:17:08,767 00:17:10,533 Okay, so I put a bunch of soil in them, Okay, so I put a bunch of soil in them,
468 00:17:10,567 00:17:13,233 so if you just wanna go ahead and put the seeds in? so if you just wanna go ahead and put the seeds in?
469 00:17:13,266 00:17:14,300 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. -Yeah.
470 00:17:14,333 00:17:15,734 And then, uh, maybe I'll go ahead and spray them And then, uh, maybe I'll go ahead and spray them
471 00:17:15,767 00:17:17,100 -as you're doing it. -Okay. -as you're doing it. -Okay.
472 00:17:18,300 00:17:19,433 You should look at some of the plants around here, You should look at some of the plants around here,
473 00:17:19,467 00:17:20,867 though, they're really cool. though, they're really cool.
474 00:17:22,066 00:17:24,800 Okay, so, what're the coolest plants here? Okay, so, what're the coolest plants here?
475 00:17:24,834 00:17:27,166 -Oh, I'll show you the coolest one. -Show me. -Oh, I'll show you the coolest one. -Show me.
476 00:17:27,200 00:17:28,367 I mean, this plant is amazing. I mean, this plant is amazing.
477 00:17:28,400 00:17:30,567 I've never seen anything like it before. I've never seen anything like it before.
478 00:17:30,600 00:17:32,066 This an alien plant, too? This an alien plant, too?
479 00:17:32,100 00:17:36,633 Yeah, actually, this one was grown on a space station. Yeah, actually, this one was grown on a space station.
480 00:17:37,367 00:17:38,500 I'm gonna open it. I'm gonna open it.
481 00:17:38,533 00:17:40,767 I just wanna smell it and touch it and see what it's like. I just wanna smell it and touch it and see what it's like.
482 00:17:41,600 00:17:45,133 [alarms blaring] [alarms blaring]
483 00:17:45,166 00:17:46,166 Holy shit. Holy shit.
484 00:17:48,900 00:17:50,266 I'm just gonna close it. I'm just gonna close it.
485 00:17:50,300 00:17:51,200 Yeah, just don't touch it. Yeah, just don't touch it.
486 00:17:51,233 00:17:53,066 Just, let's get back to work. Just, let's get back to work.
487 00:17:53,066 00:17:55,166 [coughs] I don't know what that was. [coughs] I don't know what that was.
488 00:17:55,200 00:17:56,100 It got all over me, though. It got all over me, though.
489 00:17:56,133 00:17:57,200 We'll blame it on someone else. We'll blame it on someone else.
490 00:17:57,233 00:17:59,300 I probably shouldn't have done that. I probably shouldn't have done that.
491 00:17:59,333 00:18:01,200 -It's our little secret. -[Giancarlo] We'll blame it on a janitor. -It's our little secret. -[Giancarlo] We'll blame it on a janitor.
492 00:18:01,233 00:18:02,800 [Karissa] Oh, I think there's a little bit on your arm there. [Karissa] Oh, I think there's a little bit on your arm there.
493 00:18:02,834 00:18:03,834 Just brush it off. Just brush it off.
494 00:18:06,300 00:18:08,066 [coughing] [coughing]
495 00:18:08,100 00:18:09,367 I'm a little worried. I'm a little worried.
496 00:18:09,400 00:18:11,533 It's kind of burning in my lungs right now. It's kind of burning in my lungs right now.
497 00:18:15,300 00:18:16,433 Is there anything here? Is there anything here?
498 00:18:18,200 00:18:19,367 It's really itchy. It's really itchy.
499 00:18:19,400 00:18:20,567 Yeah, it just looks a little red. Yeah, it just looks a little red.
500 00:18:21,867 00:18:23,200 [Lauren] You, get back on the other side, [Lauren] You, get back on the other side,
501 00:18:23,233 00:18:25,066 Giancarlo, move, now! Giancarlo, move, now!
502 00:18:25,066 00:18:26,333 [Giancarlo whistling] [Giancarlo whistling]
503 00:18:26,367 00:18:27,867 Will you check them please, Tony! Will you check them please, Tony!
504 00:18:27,900 00:18:29,533 [Tony] Hold your arms out, please. [Tony] Hold your arms out, please.
505 00:18:29,567 00:18:33,133 [device buzzing] [device buzzing]
506 00:18:33,166 00:18:34,066 [device beeps] [device beeps]
507 00:18:34,066 00:18:35,433 She's definitely-- definitely got it. She's definitely-- definitely got it.
508 00:18:37,233 00:18:38,500 No, straight out in front of you. No, straight out in front of you.
509 00:18:38,533 00:18:41,166 [device buzzing] [device buzzing]
510 00:18:41,200 00:18:42,066 [device beeps] [device beeps]
511 00:18:42,066 00:18:42,867 He's got it, too! He's got it, too!
512 00:18:44,066 00:18:45,467 There's something on my shoulder! There's something on my shoulder!
513 00:18:45,500 00:18:47,333 [Tony] I gotta get her outta here. We have to clean you. [Tony] I gotta get her outta here. We have to clean you.
514 00:18:47,367 00:18:48,567 [Karissa] What's on me? [Karissa] What's on me?
515 00:18:48,600 00:18:49,800 [Tony] I can't explain right now. [Tony] I can't explain right now.
516 00:18:49,834 00:18:52,066 The plant that's growing in that case The plant that's growing in that case
517 00:18:52,100 00:18:55,300 contains a spore that dissolves epidermis. contains a spore that dissolves epidermis.
518 00:18:55,333 00:18:57,633 It has flesh-eating disease, okay? It has flesh-eating disease, okay?
519 00:18:57,667 00:18:59,767 -What do you want me to do? -There's nothing you can do! -What do you want me to do? -There's nothing you can do!
520 00:18:59,800 00:19:01,433 Can I just take a look at your neck, please? Can I just take a look at your neck, please?
521 00:19:01,467 00:19:02,934 Take a look? Take a look?
522 00:19:02,967 00:19:03,800 It's starting. It's starting.
523 00:19:05,533 00:19:06,367 Damn it! Damn it!
524 00:19:07,934 00:19:10,934 [suspenseful music] [suspenseful music]
525 00:19:14,066 00:19:16,600 [spooky music] [spooky music]
526 00:19:19,767 00:19:20,567 Didn't work. Didn't work.
527 00:19:20,600 00:19:21,567 The wash didn't work? The wash didn't work?
528 00:19:21,600 00:19:22,667 Oh my god. Oh my god.
529 00:19:23,700 00:19:24,800 Are you in pain? Are you in pain?
530 00:19:26,066 00:19:27,467 She is not doing well! She is not doing well!
531 00:19:27,500 00:19:29,767 I can see that, thanks! I can see that, thanks!
532 00:19:29,800 00:19:31,233 I'm kinda freaked out about it. I'm kinda freaked out about it.
533 00:19:31,266 00:19:32,500 [Lauren] Tony? [Lauren] Tony?
534 00:19:32,533 00:19:33,500 End her suffering. End her suffering.
535 00:19:34,600 00:19:37,367 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
536 00:19:39,266 00:19:42,066 [Karissa groans] [Karissa groans]
537 00:19:46,200 00:19:47,266 Oh my god. Oh my god.
538 00:19:48,667 00:19:50,133 Can you try the wash on me, please? Can you try the wash on me, please?
539 00:19:50,166 00:19:52,600 [Tony] The wash is out of the question. [Tony] The wash is out of the question.
540 00:19:52,633 00:19:53,533 What do we do? What do we do?
541 00:19:53,567 00:19:55,567 You know the only options. You know the only options.
542 00:19:55,600 00:19:57,066 We're gonna have to go over a few things. We're gonna have to go over a few things.
543 00:19:57,100 00:19:58,166 Okay. Okay.
544 00:19:58,200 00:19:59,767 [Tony] We have to know what you're thinkin' right now. [Tony] We have to know what you're thinkin' right now.
545 00:19:59,800 00:20:01,433 I'm just fucking scared! I'm just fucking scared!
546 00:20:01,467 00:20:04,300 Nothing is, at all. Nothing is, at all.
547 00:20:04,333 00:20:05,867 My heart's racing and that's it. My heart's racing and that's it.
548 00:20:05,900 00:20:07,300 If it comes down to it. If it comes down to it.
549 00:20:07,333 00:20:09,367 -Yes, I'm listening. -Do you wanna suffer -Yes, I'm listening. -Do you wanna suffer
550 00:20:09,400 00:20:11,066 or do you want us to end it? or do you want us to end it?
551 00:20:12,633 00:20:13,767 I want you to end it. I want you to end it.
552 00:20:13,800 00:20:15,600 Okay, well, then let's end it right now. Okay, well, then let's end it right now.
553 00:20:16,734 00:20:17,567 No! No!
554 00:20:17,600 00:20:19,033 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
555 00:20:19,066 00:20:19,900 Please, no! Please, no!
556 00:20:21,400 00:20:23,266 Listen, this is what we're gonna do, okay? Listen, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
557 00:20:23,300 00:20:24,500 Yes, I'm listening. Yes, I'm listening.
558 00:20:24,533 00:20:29,100 I am gonna put you on Scare Tactics! I am gonna put you on Scare Tactics!
559 00:20:31,200 00:20:32,500 Good job! Good job!
560 00:20:32,533 00:20:35,700 Your brother Marco set you up! [laughs] Your brother Marco set you up! [laughs]
561 00:20:37,467 00:20:39,200 What do you think of your brother for setting you up? What do you think of your brother for setting you up?
562 00:20:39,233 00:20:40,200 My brother's kind of a douche. My brother's kind of a douche.
563 00:20:40,233 00:20:41,166 Right. Right.
564 00:20:41,200 00:20:43,500 -[Marco and Giancarlo laughing] -Douche. -[Marco and Giancarlo laughing] -Douche.
565 00:20:43,533 00:20:45,400 -[Marco] Sorry, man. -[laughs] -[Marco] Sorry, man. -[laughs]
566 00:20:45,433 00:20:46,433 What was going through in your mind? What was going through in your mind?
567 00:20:46,467 00:20:47,700 Shit! Shit!
568 00:20:47,734 00:20:49,400 You were just like, just end it. You were just like, just end it.
569 00:20:49,433 00:20:50,266 Just do it. Just do it.
570 00:20:50,300 00:20:51,834 That was pretty funny. That was pretty funny.
571 00:20:51,867 00:20:54,133 Tell us how relieved you are that this wasn't real. Tell us how relieved you are that this wasn't real.
572 00:20:54,166 00:20:56,333 -Scale of one to 10? -Yeah. -Scale of one to 10? -Yeah.
573 00:20:56,367 00:20:57,166 40. 40.
574 00:20:57,200 00:20:58,133 [all laughing] [all laughing]
575 00:20:58,166 00:20:59,166 Yay! Yay!
576 00:21:01,567 00:21:03,800 Yay indeed, Giancarlo! Yay indeed, Giancarlo!
577 00:21:03,834 00:21:06,066 Isn't it fun not to die? Isn't it fun not to die?
578 00:21:06,066 00:21:07,233 That's it for now. That's it for now.
579 00:21:07,266 00:21:09,667 'Til next time, watch your backs, people, 'Til next time, watch your backs, people,
580 00:21:09,700 00:21:11,834 or this could happen to you! or this could happen to you!
581 00:21:11,867 00:21:12,800 What're you guys doing? What're you guys doing?
582 00:21:12,834 00:21:14,100 [muffled] Help me! [muffled] Help me!
583 00:21:14,133 00:21:15,533 Yo, I can't do this. Yo, I can't do this.
584 00:21:17,834 00:21:18,533 [Tony] Go, go, go. [Tony] Go, go, go.
585 00:21:18,567 00:21:19,767 [Tony] You're on a TV show! [Tony] You're on a TV show!
586 00:21:19,800 00:21:21,200 She is not doing well! She is not doing well!
587 00:21:21,233 00:21:23,066 I can see that, thanks! I can see that, thanks!
588 00:21:23,066 00:21:25,066 Okay, well, then, let's end it right now. Okay, well, then, let's end it right now.
589 00:21:26,233 00:21:27,066 Please, no. Please, no.
590 00:21:27,567 00:21:28,934 [wind whistles] [wind whistles]
591 00:21:28,967 00:21:31,400 -[frame crashes] -[screaming] -[frame crashes] -[screaming]
592 00:21:31,433 00:21:32,734 -[alien crashes] -[Krista screams] -[alien crashes] -[Krista screams]
593 00:21:32,767 00:21:35,867 Danny! Danny, stop, stop it's a joke! It's a joke! Danny! Danny, stop, stop it's a joke! It's a joke!
594 00:21:35,900 00:21:37,066 Danny, it's a joke! Danny, it's a joke!
595 00:21:37,100 00:21:38,433 -It's a joke, it's a joke! -[Krista wailing] -It's a joke, it's a joke! -[Krista wailing]
596 00:21:39,333 00:21:40,166 See ya! See ya!
597 00:21:41,100 00:21:43,767 [intense music] [intense music]