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1 00:00:01,667 00:00:06,033 [Tracy] [Tracy]
2 00:00:07,867 00:00:09,867 [spooky music] [spooky music]
3 00:00:10,700 00:00:12,066 [dramatic spooky music] [dramatic spooky music]
4 00:00:12,100 00:00:13,266 [wolves howling] [wolves howling]
5 00:00:13,300 00:00:15,000 I think there's definitely wolves howling. I think there's definitely wolves howling.
6 00:00:15,033 00:00:17,200 [screams] [screams]
7 00:00:17,233 00:00:19,233 About a month ago, our other child, About a month ago, our other child,
8 00:00:19,266 00:00:20,200 our son, went missing. our son, went missing.
9 00:00:20,233 00:00:21,033 Oh my god. Oh my god.
10 00:00:21,066 00:00:22,567 Uche! [screams] Uche! [screams]
11 00:00:23,433 00:00:24,767 [alien growls] [alien growls]
12 00:00:24,800 00:00:25,734 Oh my god. Oh my god.
13 00:00:25,767 00:00:27,300 Do you like my circle? Do you like my circle?
14 00:00:27,333 00:00:28,200 No. No.
15 00:00:28,233 00:00:29,033 Spit of death. Spit of death.
16 00:00:29,066 00:00:32,734 [screams loudly] [screams loudly]
17 00:00:32,767 00:00:35,500 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
18 00:00:37,633 00:00:38,467 Oh my god. Oh my god.
19 00:00:38,767 00:00:39,567 What the... What the...
20 00:00:39,600 00:00:40,400 [screams] [screams]
21 00:00:40,433 00:00:42,200 What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
22 00:00:42,433 00:00:43,233 Boom. Boom.
23 00:00:43,266 00:00:44,500 [laughs] [laughs]
24 00:00:44,533 00:00:47,433 [heartbeat sounds] [heartbeat sounds]
25 00:00:50,200 00:00:51,734 Laugh it up people, Laugh it up people,
26 00:00:51,767 00:00:55,100 I'm Tracy Morgan and this is Scare Tactics. I'm Tracy Morgan and this is Scare Tactics.
27 00:00:55,133 00:00:57,266 So put on your 3D glasses. So put on your 3D glasses.
28 00:00:57,300 00:01:00,767 Okay, now take them off cause this show's in 2D. Okay, now take them off cause this show's in 2D.
29 00:01:00,800 00:01:03,433 And the two stands for, too terrifying. And the two stands for, too terrifying.
30 00:01:03,467 00:01:04,934 First up, Sanaa. First up, Sanaa.
31 00:01:05,467 00:01:08,500 Her friend Farzad got her a job inspecting homes Her friend Farzad got her a job inspecting homes
32 00:01:08,533 00:01:10,066 that are about to go on the market. that are about to go on the market.
33 00:01:10,333 00:01:12,467 Sanaa does have a belief in spirits. Sanaa does have a belief in spirits.
34 00:01:12,500 00:01:14,066 Anything like, that's witchcraft Anything like, that's witchcraft
35 00:01:14,066 00:01:16,066 or any houses with big circles in the middle, or any houses with big circles in the middle,
36 00:01:16,100 00:01:17,066 with blood on the walls. with blood on the walls.
37 00:01:17,066 00:01:18,066 She'd definitely get spooked. She'd definitely get spooked.
38 00:01:18,066 00:01:19,200 She's probably gonna be the first person She's probably gonna be the first person
39 00:01:19,233 00:01:20,900 to scream and the first person to run away. to scream and the first person to run away.
40 00:01:21,567 00:01:24,700 Be careful Sanaa, you're about to get witch slapped. Be careful Sanaa, you're about to get witch slapped.
41 00:01:26,934 00:01:28,633 [slow hip-hop music] [slow hip-hop music]
42 00:01:28,667 00:01:30,667 Basically the real estate company Basically the real estate company
43 00:01:30,700 00:01:34,300 -hires us to come in and assess the property. -Okay. -hires us to come in and assess the property. -Okay.
44 00:01:34,333 00:01:36,900 In this case, it's a large house. In this case, it's a large house.
45 00:01:36,934 00:01:37,900 -Are we ready? -Yeah. -Are we ready? -Yeah.
46 00:01:37,934 00:01:39,233 Okay, let's start. Okay, let's start.
47 00:01:39,266 00:01:40,367 What about this room? What about this room?
48 00:01:40,400 00:01:41,533 What the hell? What the hell?
49 00:01:41,567 00:01:42,900 Oh my god. Oh my god.
50 00:01:42,934 00:01:46,233 [dramatic spooky music] [dramatic spooky music]
51 00:01:47,867 00:01:49,200 What do I say about that? What do I say about that?
52 00:01:50,633 00:01:52,066 So now record everything. So now record everything.
53 00:01:52,066 00:01:53,066 Okay, I'll just. Okay, I'll just.
54 00:01:55,367 00:01:57,567 Walls completely destructed. Walls completely destructed.
55 00:01:57,600 00:01:58,800 Looks like they were, Looks like they were,
56 00:01:58,834 00:02:01,066 squaters were calling spirits. squaters were calling spirits.
57 00:02:01,633 00:02:03,700 Some chalk on the floor, Some chalk on the floor,
58 00:02:03,734 00:02:05,233 like a like a
59 00:02:05,266 00:02:06,667 star symbol. star symbol.
60 00:02:07,533 00:02:09,166 -On no! -Oh my god. -On no! -Oh my god.
61 00:02:09,200 00:02:10,967 Oh, be careful! Oh, be careful!
62 00:02:11,066 00:02:12,200 Oh my god, are you okay? Oh my god, are you okay?
63 00:02:12,233 00:02:13,100 Damn it. Damn it.
64 00:02:13,133 00:02:14,734 I'm really scared. I'm really scared.
65 00:02:14,767 00:02:17,900 I busted my damn flashlight. I busted my damn flashlight.
66 00:02:19,133 00:02:21,367 Why don't we just get this done real quick Why don't we just get this done real quick
67 00:02:21,400 00:02:22,500 -and then get outta here, okay? -You know what, -and then get outta here, okay? -You know what,
68 00:02:22,533 00:02:24,633 I'm gonna go get my other flashlight. I'm gonna go get my other flashlight.
69 00:02:24,667 00:02:26,767 This is really scary, what if they come back? This is really scary, what if they come back?
70 00:02:26,934 00:02:29,400 I don't know what this shit is on the walls? I don't know what this shit is on the walls?
71 00:02:29,900 00:02:31,133 You know like, it doesn't look like You know like, it doesn't look like
72 00:02:31,166 00:02:32,333 normal water damage to me I don't even know what the hell... normal water damage to me I don't even know what the hell...
73 00:02:32,367 00:02:33,367 [loud screech] [loud screech]
74 00:02:34,834 00:02:36,300 What was that? What was that?
75 00:02:38,600 00:02:39,734 Oh my god. Oh my god.
76 00:02:39,767 00:02:43,066 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, too loud. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, too loud.
77 00:02:43,066 00:02:44,467 What the fuck. What the fuck.
78 00:02:44,867 00:02:46,233 Do you like my circle? Do you like my circle?
79 00:02:46,567 00:02:47,467 No! No!
80 00:02:47,600 00:02:48,700 Come into this circle. Come into this circle.
81 00:02:48,734 00:02:49,700 I'm not coming in anything. I'm not coming in anything.
82 00:02:49,734 00:02:51,200 We're not going into the circle, okay? We're not going into the circle, okay?
83 00:02:51,233 00:02:52,934 This is my house. This is my house.
84 00:02:52,967 00:02:53,867 You gotta go. You gotta go.
85 00:02:53,900 00:02:55,734 No, no. No, no.
86 00:02:55,767 00:02:57,300 You can't make me leave. You can't make me leave.
87 00:02:57,333 00:02:59,500 Lauren, please deal with her. Lauren, please deal with her.
88 00:02:59,533 00:03:01,166 We gotta go. Gotta go okay. We gotta go. Gotta go okay.
89 00:03:01,200 00:03:02,066 -Out. -We gotta get outta here. -Out. -We gotta get outta here.
90 00:03:02,066 00:03:03,467 I'm gonna have some tea. I'm gonna have some tea.
91 00:03:03,500 00:03:04,333 Let's go okay. Let's go okay.
92 00:03:04,767 00:03:06,767 I'm gonna call 911 right now. I'm gonna call 911 right now.
93 00:03:06,800 00:03:08,066 [dials phone] [dials phone]
94 00:03:08,100 00:03:09,633 -[loud scream] -Oh my god. -[loud scream] -Oh my god.
95 00:03:10,934 00:03:11,934 Oh my god. Oh my god.
96 00:03:13,767 00:03:15,700 -Oh my god, no please! -No, you know what? -Oh my god, no please! -No, you know what?
97 00:03:15,734 00:03:18,367 Your little friend tried to kick me out. Your little friend tried to kick me out.
98 00:03:18,400 00:03:19,300 Where is Lauren? Where is Lauren?
99 00:03:19,333 00:03:21,166 She had an accident [laughs]. She had an accident [laughs].
100 00:03:22,300 00:03:23,800 -No, no. -Oh my god. -No, no. -Oh my god.
101 00:03:23,834 00:03:25,300 Come into my circle. Come into my circle.
102 00:03:25,633 00:03:27,433 -No, what is that? -No! -No, what is that? -No!
103 00:03:27,467 00:03:30,800 ♪ Come in my circle. ♪ ♪ Come in my circle. ♪
104 00:03:32,266 00:03:34,066 Go in the circle now. Go in the circle now.
105 00:03:34,066 00:03:35,367 -Stay back, listen up. -No, what are you doing? -Stay back, listen up. -No, what are you doing?
106 00:03:35,400 00:03:36,567 -I just gotta deal with her. -No, what are you doing? -I just gotta deal with her. -No, what are you doing?
107 00:03:36,600 00:03:38,166 Why are you going in there? Why are you going in there?
108 00:03:38,200 00:03:41,133 [speaks in ritual language] [speaks in ritual language]
109 00:03:41,166 00:03:42,300 [screams] [screams]
110 00:03:42,333 00:03:43,500 [speaks in ritual language] [speaks in ritual language]
111 00:03:43,533 00:03:44,333 [screams] [screams]
112 00:03:44,367 00:03:45,767 What the fuck. What the fuck.
113 00:03:45,800 00:03:47,800 Oh my god. Oh my god.
114 00:03:47,834 00:03:48,734 [loud bang] [loud bang]
115 00:03:48,767 00:03:50,266 What the hell. What the hell.
116 00:03:50,300 00:03:52,166 [speaks in ritual language] [speaks in ritual language]
117 00:03:52,200 00:03:53,767 [screams] [screams]
118 00:03:53,800 00:03:54,633 [loud crash] [loud crash]
119 00:03:54,667 00:03:57,066 [screams] [screams]
120 00:03:57,066 00:03:58,200 [groans] [groans]
121 00:03:58,233 00:03:59,567 Oh my god! Oh my god!
122 00:04:00,700 00:04:01,800 No! No!
123 00:04:02,066 00:04:03,667 -Are you scared? -Yes. -Are you scared? -Yes.
124 00:04:03,700 00:04:05,433 -Are you scared? -Yes! -Are you scared? -Yes!
125 00:04:05,467 00:04:06,800 Are you scared?! Are you scared?!
126 00:04:06,834 00:04:08,667 No, stop! No, stop!
127 00:04:08,967 00:04:09,967 You shouldn't be. You shouldn't be.
128 00:04:10,066 00:04:10,900 [symbol crashes] [symbol crashes]
129 00:04:10,934 00:04:12,266 You're on Scare Tactics. You're on Scare Tactics.
130 00:04:12,600 00:04:13,834 What? What?
131 00:04:13,867 00:04:15,333 Your buddy Farzad set you up. Your buddy Farzad set you up.
132 00:04:17,133 00:04:19,567 Oh my god! What the hell? Oh my god! What the hell?
133 00:04:19,600 00:04:20,700 Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
134 00:04:21,867 00:04:23,233 Oh my god. Oh my god.
135 00:04:24,433 00:04:26,133 What if I died? What if I died?
136 00:04:26,867 00:04:28,367 Farzad! What the fuck! Farzad! What the fuck!
137 00:04:28,400 00:04:30,133 -Sorry. -Oh my god. -Sorry. -Oh my god.
138 00:04:30,166 00:04:31,767 What if I had like a heart attack? What if I had like a heart attack?
139 00:04:31,800 00:04:33,867 -Would that cover it or something? -You almost did. -Would that cover it or something? -You almost did.
140 00:04:34,166 00:04:34,967 I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
141 00:04:35,066 00:04:36,066 [laughs] [laughs]
142 00:04:36,100 00:04:38,900 I had a lot of fun [laughs]. I'll do it again [laughs]. I had a lot of fun [laughs]. I'll do it again [laughs].
143 00:04:41,333 00:04:43,633 Hey Sanaa? You really wanna do it again? Hey Sanaa? You really wanna do it again?
144 00:04:44,100 00:04:45,066 Look behind you! Look behind you!
145 00:04:45,066 00:04:46,066 [screams] [screams]
146 00:04:46,100 00:04:47,300 [laughs] [laughs]
147 00:04:47,333 00:04:48,233 Just kidding. Just kidding.
148 00:04:48,533 00:04:49,533 Up next. Up next.
149 00:04:49,567 00:04:51,667 Blood on side door, door ripped off, Blood on side door, door ripped off,
150 00:04:51,700 00:04:53,767 scratches on seats, driver missing. scratches on seats, driver missing.
151 00:04:54,066 00:04:55,834 Don't you hate when a nice drive in the country Don't you hate when a nice drive in the country
152 00:04:55,867 00:04:57,533 is messed up by a werewolf? is messed up by a werewolf?
153 00:04:57,567 00:05:00,066 [screams] [screams]
154 00:05:00,100 00:05:03,133 [intense music] [intense music]
155 00:05:04,700 00:05:07,367 [intense music] [intense music]
156 00:05:08,300 00:05:11,900 Let's give a big Scare Tactics hello to our new friend Brad. Let's give a big Scare Tactics hello to our new friend Brad.
157 00:05:12,233 00:05:15,800 Brad's buddy Chad got him a job investigating car accidents. Brad's buddy Chad got him a job investigating car accidents.
158 00:05:16,166 00:05:18,066 I wanted to put Brad on Scare Tactics because I wanted to put Brad on Scare Tactics because
159 00:05:18,100 00:05:21,633 he's my best friend and I know he really likes scary movies. he's my best friend and I know he really likes scary movies.
160 00:05:21,667 00:05:24,066 But, I don't know how well he'll like being But, I don't know how well he'll like being
161 00:05:24,100 00:05:25,100 on the other side of one. on the other side of one.
162 00:05:26,233 00:05:27,433 I think if you were going out to investigate an accident I think if you were going out to investigate an accident
163 00:05:27,467 00:05:30,066 Brad is probably the last person you wanna bring with you. Brad is probably the last person you wanna bring with you.
164 00:05:30,367 00:05:34,200 Hey Brad, this job comes with some nice benefits. Hey Brad, this job comes with some nice benefits.
165 00:05:34,233 00:05:37,166 Full dental coverage, a company car Full dental coverage, a company car
166 00:05:37,200 00:05:39,734 and you get the shit scared out of you. and you get the shit scared out of you.
167 00:05:41,233 00:05:43,700 [eerie music] [eerie music]
168 00:05:43,734 00:05:45,266 Every time there's an accident Every time there's an accident
169 00:05:45,300 00:05:47,300 involving a department vehicle. involving a department vehicle.
170 00:05:47,333 00:05:49,066 We have to go in and file our own report. We have to go in and file our own report.
171 00:05:49,367 00:05:51,200 And because of government regulations, And because of government regulations,
172 00:05:51,233 00:05:55,633 Claudio has to video it and we need an impartial third party. Claudio has to video it and we need an impartial third party.
173 00:05:55,834 00:05:57,066 Which is where you come in. Which is where you come in.
174 00:05:57,133 00:05:58,100 There we go. There we go.
175 00:05:59,567 00:06:01,066 Middle of nowhere. Middle of nowhere.
176 00:06:01,400 00:06:03,900 [eerie music] [eerie music]
177 00:06:05,400 00:06:07,367 As we can see, this is the police scene. As we can see, this is the police scene.
178 00:06:07,400 00:06:09,166 -Uh huh. -We got debris everywhere. -Uh huh. -We got debris everywhere.
179 00:06:10,667 00:06:12,433 Just go ahead and start, I'm gonna grab my case. Just go ahead and start, I'm gonna grab my case.
180 00:06:12,467 00:06:13,867 -Okay. -Cool, I'll be right back. -Okay. -Cool, I'll be right back.
181 00:06:15,133 00:06:19,066 Um, I don't really know where to start I guess. Um, I don't really know where to start I guess.
182 00:06:19,100 00:06:22,066 This obviously is the front bumper. This obviously is the front bumper.
183 00:06:22,100 00:06:24,100 [dramatic crash] [dramatic crash]
184 00:06:24,133 00:06:24,967 Ew. Ew.
185 00:06:26,133 00:06:28,800 -[Claudio] What is it? -And it looks like. -[Claudio] What is it? -And it looks like.
186 00:06:28,834 00:06:30,467 Uh, it looks like there's Uh, it looks like there's
187 00:06:31,433 00:06:33,166 like hair. like hair.
188 00:06:33,200 00:06:34,200 [Man] Hello there. [Man] Hello there.
189 00:06:35,800 00:06:39,100 My names Peter and I just live in the first alleyway there. My names Peter and I just live in the first alleyway there.
190 00:06:39,467 00:06:43,100 Alright. Um, there's just appears to be some hair Alright. Um, there's just appears to be some hair
191 00:06:43,133 00:06:44,600 on the bumper of this vehicle. on the bumper of this vehicle.
192 00:06:44,633 00:06:46,767 Are you good with wildlife, Are you good with wildlife,
193 00:06:46,800 00:06:48,066 -or would you recognize that? -No, I'm a farmer. -or would you recognize that? -No, I'm a farmer.
194 00:06:48,066 00:06:50,934 Been a farmer here for 40 years now. Been a farmer here for 40 years now.
195 00:06:50,967 00:06:52,533 Would you recognize that? Would you recognize that?
196 00:06:52,567 00:06:53,867 I don't know what the heck it is. I don't know what the heck it is.
197 00:06:54,200 00:06:55,867 About three weeks ago, About three weeks ago,
198 00:06:55,900 00:06:58,333 I was coming down the road I was coming down the road
199 00:06:58,367 00:07:00,800 and something and something
200 00:07:00,834 00:07:03,066 very big, very big,
201 00:07:03,066 00:07:05,133 just shot across the road. just shot across the road.
202 00:07:05,166 00:07:06,633 And I don't know what it was. And I don't know what it was.
203 00:07:06,667 00:07:07,700 But it was a big thing But it was a big thing
204 00:07:07,734 00:07:09,333 and it moved quicker than hell. and it moved quicker than hell.
205 00:07:09,367 00:07:11,233 [wolf howling] [wolf howling]
206 00:07:11,266 00:07:14,567 [dramatic chime] [dramatic chime]
207 00:07:14,600 00:07:16,967 Okay um, I'm sorry. Okay um, I'm sorry.
208 00:07:17,066 00:07:17,900 I'm just going. I'm just going.
209 00:07:19,900 00:07:21,333 What's that all about? What's that all about?
210 00:07:21,367 00:07:22,233 Did you not here the wolves howling? Did you not here the wolves howling?
211 00:07:22,266 00:07:23,533 Yeah I heard a sound there but. Yeah I heard a sound there but.
212 00:07:23,567 00:07:25,433 Yeah yeah, anyway that really alarmed him Yeah yeah, anyway that really alarmed him
213 00:07:25,467 00:07:26,734 and he went home. and he went home.
214 00:07:26,767 00:07:30,467 Wait so, wait so, you heard a howl and he left? Wait so, wait so, you heard a howl and he left?
215 00:07:30,500 00:07:31,400 Yeah. Yeah.
216 00:07:31,433 00:07:32,367 Well I think it was certainly, Well I think it was certainly,
217 00:07:32,400 00:07:34,100 I think it was definitely wolves howling. I think it was definitely wolves howling.
218 00:07:35,667 00:07:36,800 Let's get in the car, hey. Let's get in the car, hey.
219 00:07:36,834 00:07:37,667 Alright. Alright.
220 00:07:39,433 00:07:40,834 Did you hear the wolf howling? Did you hear the wolf howling?
221 00:07:40,867 00:07:41,700 -[Claudio] Yeah. -[Claudio] Yeah.
222 00:07:42,800 00:07:43,867 [wolf howling] [wolf howling]
223 00:07:43,900 00:07:45,433 [car screeching] [car screeching]
224 00:07:45,467 00:07:47,200 [loud crash] [loud crash]
225 00:07:47,500 00:07:49,533 What the hell's that noise? What the hell's that noise?
226 00:07:49,567 00:07:51,734 You know what? Let's go check it out. You know what? Let's go check it out.
227 00:07:52,133 00:07:54,867 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
228 00:08:08,333 00:08:09,600 This is, This is,
229 00:08:09,633 00:08:11,066 I can't deal with this. I can't deal with this.
230 00:08:12,266 00:08:13,633 Can you roll your window up. Can you roll your window up.
231 00:08:13,667 00:08:14,867 I need this window down because I need this window down because
232 00:08:14,900 00:08:15,900 I need to talk to you two guys, alright. I need to talk to you two guys, alright.
233 00:08:15,934 00:08:17,100 [Claudio] I'm gonna chill here. [Claudio] I'm gonna chill here.
234 00:08:17,133 00:08:18,367 -It's gonna be fine -[Claudio] I'll stay back. -It's gonna be fine -[Claudio] I'll stay back.
235 00:08:18,400 00:08:20,066 Write this down man, as I talk. Write this down man, as I talk.
236 00:08:22,400 00:08:23,967 Hello? Hello?
237 00:08:24,066 00:08:25,300 Okay, we have blood on the side door, Okay, we have blood on the side door,
238 00:08:25,333 00:08:26,834 we have a door ripped off. we have a door ripped off.
239 00:08:28,100 00:08:29,800 There's like scratch marks on these seats. There's like scratch marks on these seats.
240 00:08:29,834 00:08:32,934 [music intensifies] [music intensifies]
241 00:08:32,967 00:08:34,767 Where's the driver man? Are you getting these? Where's the driver man? Are you getting these?
242 00:08:34,800 00:08:36,734 Blood on side door, door ripped off, Blood on side door, door ripped off,
243 00:08:36,767 00:08:39,066 scratches on seats, driver missing. scratches on seats, driver missing.
244 00:08:39,500 00:08:41,900 Perfect. Blood on the side panel. Perfect. Blood on the side panel.
245 00:08:41,934 00:08:43,400 Blood on side panel. Blood on side panel.
246 00:08:45,066 00:08:45,900 [Prank Assistant] This is weird. [Prank Assistant] This is weird.
247 00:08:46,700 00:08:47,533 Fuck! Fuck!
248 00:08:48,100 00:08:49,300 Please, I was in an accident. Please, I was in an accident.
249 00:08:49,333 00:08:51,400 I was in an accident, I was in an accident, please help me. I was in an accident, I was in an accident, please help me.
250 00:08:51,600 00:08:53,633 -[Prank Assistant] Excuse me. -[Prank Victim] I was in an accident, that's my car. -[Prank Assistant] Excuse me. -[Prank Victim] I was in an accident, that's my car.
251 00:08:53,667 00:08:55,467 Just let me in, just let me in. I just gotta get in the car. Just let me in, just let me in. I just gotta get in the car.
252 00:08:55,500 00:08:57,567 -[Prank Assistant] Okay, you're fine. -[Prank Victim] [mumbles] -[Prank Assistant] Okay, you're fine. -[Prank Victim] [mumbles]
253 00:08:57,600 00:08:58,500 [Prank Assistant] Look at me, look at me sir, [Prank Assistant] Look at me, look at me sir,
254 00:08:58,533 00:08:59,667 look at me, look at me. What's your name? look at me, look at me. What's your name?
255 00:08:59,700 00:09:00,600 What's your name? What's your name?
256 00:09:00,800 00:09:02,934 This is fucked up, I can't. This is fucked up, I can't.
257 00:09:02,967 00:09:03,900 [Prank Victim] I was just driving. [Prank Victim] I was just driving.
258 00:09:05,467 00:09:08,133 What, what did you hit? What happened? What, what did you hit? What happened?
259 00:09:08,166 00:09:10,834 I was just driving and I just hit something, I was just driving and I just hit something,
260 00:09:10,867 00:09:13,133 I was going too fast and I hit something and it was big. I was going too fast and I hit something and it was big.
261 00:09:13,166 00:09:14,300 [loud growl] [screams] [loud growl] [screams]
262 00:09:14,900 00:09:15,867 Fuck off. Fuck off.
263 00:09:15,900 00:09:17,066 Do you have the keys man? Do you have the keys man?
264 00:09:17,100 00:09:18,200 I don't have the fucking keys. I don't have the fucking keys.
265 00:09:18,233 00:09:19,200 Let's fucking get this started, Let's fucking get this started,
266 00:09:19,233 00:09:20,467 how do we fucking start this thing? how do we fucking start this thing?
267 00:09:21,300 00:09:22,400 This is not happening. This is not happening.
268 00:09:23,333 00:09:24,166 Fuck off! Fuck off!
269 00:09:25,266 00:09:27,934 Fuck off, I don't even know what the fuck is going on. Fuck off, I don't even know what the fuck is going on.
270 00:09:28,233 00:09:30,433 [screams] [werewolf growls] [screams] [werewolf growls]
271 00:09:30,467 00:09:31,333 Oh my god! Oh my god!
272 00:09:31,367 00:09:32,200 Fuck off! Fuck off!
273 00:09:34,133 00:09:35,100 Are you scared? Are you scared?
274 00:09:35,133 00:09:36,500 Ah! What the fuck! Ah! What the fuck!
275 00:09:36,533 00:09:39,166 You're on Scare Tactics! You're on Scare Tactics!
276 00:09:40,567 00:09:41,467 Fuck you! Fuck you!
277 00:09:42,500 00:09:43,300 [screams in relief] [screams in relief]
278 00:09:43,333 00:09:44,834 You're on Scare Tactics. You're on Scare Tactics.
279 00:09:45,900 00:09:46,700 What the hell! What the hell!
280 00:09:46,734 00:09:48,467 Chad set you up. Chad set you up.
281 00:09:48,500 00:09:50,367 [upbeat bass music] [upbeat bass music]
282 00:09:50,400 00:09:53,467 Oh my god! Oh my god!
283 00:09:53,500 00:09:54,500 Oh my god! Oh my god!
284 00:09:56,900 00:09:59,100 Feel that right now. Feel that right now.
285 00:09:59,133 00:10:00,066 Oh my god. Oh my god.
286 00:10:00,767 00:10:02,900 Oh my god, fuck you Chad. Oh my god, fuck you Chad.
287 00:10:04,266 00:10:06,133 [groans] [groans]
288 00:10:08,367 00:10:10,033 Oh my god. Oh my god.
289 00:10:11,400 00:10:12,934 I've been hugged by weirder things. I've been hugged by weirder things.
290 00:10:12,967 00:10:13,967 [laughs] [laughs]
291 00:10:15,667 00:10:17,900 Hey Brad, I spoke to the werewolf Hey Brad, I spoke to the werewolf
292 00:10:17,934 00:10:20,166 and he said he's hugged weirder things too. and he said he's hugged weirder things too.
293 00:10:21,133 00:10:22,033 Coming up. Coming up.
294 00:10:23,867 00:10:25,533 Big fan of aliens I guess? Big fan of aliens I guess?
295 00:10:25,567 00:10:26,867 That's Howard. That's Howard.
296 00:10:27,300 00:10:29,600 Number one rule on baby sitting? Number one rule on baby sitting?
297 00:10:29,633 00:10:31,934 Don't let the kid play with aliens. Don't let the kid play with aliens.
298 00:10:31,967 00:10:34,066 Uche! Uche! Uche! Uche!
299 00:10:34,100 00:10:34,934 [girl screams] [girl screams]
300 00:10:35,700 00:10:38,333 [intense music] [intense music]
301 00:10:40,600 00:10:43,233 [intense music] [intense music]
302 00:10:44,233 00:10:46,600 Time for a close encounter with Uche. Time for a close encounter with Uche.
303 00:10:46,967 00:10:48,934 Uche's mom Abena wanted to test Uche's mom Abena wanted to test
304 00:10:48,967 00:10:50,834 her daughters babysitting skills. her daughters babysitting skills.
305 00:10:50,867 00:10:52,433 So she came to us. So she came to us.
306 00:10:52,467 00:10:53,667 Good choice mom! Good choice mom!
307 00:10:54,033 00:10:56,066 I wanted to put Uche on Scare Tactics I wanted to put Uche on Scare Tactics
308 00:10:56,100 00:10:59,734 because is Uche is the worlds biggest drama queen. because is Uche is the worlds biggest drama queen.
309 00:10:59,767 00:11:02,967 It doesn't matter what happens, if the apocalypse came It doesn't matter what happens, if the apocalypse came
310 00:11:03,066 00:11:05,867 it wouldn't be as big as if the cat got outside. it wouldn't be as big as if the cat got outside.
311 00:11:06,066 00:11:07,667 I'm gonna really enjoy this. I'm gonna really enjoy this.
312 00:11:08,667 00:11:11,066 Remember the rules of the house Uche. Remember the rules of the house Uche.
313 00:11:11,100 00:11:14,200 No sugar after dinner, the kids in bed by eight No sugar after dinner, the kids in bed by eight
314 00:11:14,233 00:11:17,567 and absolutely no getting abducted by aliens. and absolutely no getting abducted by aliens.
315 00:11:20,700 00:11:22,567 [Mother] Thank you so much for doing this, [Mother] Thank you so much for doing this,
316 00:11:22,600 00:11:23,633 I really appreciate it. I really appreciate it.
317 00:11:23,667 00:11:25,066 Honestly, not a problem. Honestly, not a problem.
318 00:11:26,133 00:11:28,967 We have a meeting with a police detective We have a meeting with a police detective
319 00:11:29,800 00:11:32,433 because about a month ago, our other child, because about a month ago, our other child,
320 00:11:32,467 00:11:33,433 our son went missing. our son went missing.
321 00:11:33,467 00:11:34,900 -And, -Oh my god. -And, -Oh my god.
322 00:11:34,934 00:11:37,066 he was taken from our home. he was taken from our home.
323 00:11:37,066 00:11:39,266 You'll be looking after my daughter tonight. You'll be looking after my daughter tonight.
324 00:11:40,100 00:11:41,734 -I'm so sorry. -[Mother] That's okay. -I'm so sorry. -[Mother] That's okay.
325 00:11:41,767 00:11:43,800 Hey honey, go do your drawings. Hey honey, go do your drawings.
326 00:11:43,967 00:11:44,934 This is Martine. This is Martine.
327 00:11:44,967 00:11:46,066 -Hi Martine. -Hi cutie. -Hi Martine. -Hi cutie.
328 00:11:46,100 00:11:47,533 -Hi Mom. -I'm Gary -Hi Mom. -I'm Gary
329 00:11:47,567 00:11:50,066 [Mother] So you just do your drawings her and stuff, okay. [Mother] So you just do your drawings her and stuff, okay.
330 00:11:50,700 00:11:51,600 [sighs] [sighs]
331 00:11:51,633 00:11:53,066 We should probably get going pretty soon. We should probably get going pretty soon.
332 00:11:53,066 00:11:53,900 [Mother] Yeah. [Mother] Yeah.
333 00:11:54,066 00:11:55,867 [Martine] Bye mom, I love you. [Martine] Bye mom, I love you.
334 00:11:55,900 00:11:56,967 [Father] Bye sweetie, I love you. [Father] Bye sweetie, I love you.
335 00:11:57,767 00:11:58,633 [Father] Sure she's alright? [Father] Sure she's alright?
336 00:11:58,800 00:12:00,266 [Mother] Yes. [Mother] Yes.
337 00:12:05,166 00:12:06,667 Can I look at your pictures? Can I look at your pictures?
338 00:12:07,700 00:12:08,533 Yeah. Yeah.
339 00:12:09,834 00:12:13,300 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
340 00:12:13,333 00:12:15,500 Big fan of aliens I guess? Big fan of aliens I guess?
341 00:12:15,533 00:12:16,700 That's Howard. That's Howard.
342 00:12:17,066 00:12:18,066 Who's Howard? Who's Howard?
343 00:12:18,533 00:12:20,500 He comes sometimes. He comes sometimes.
344 00:12:20,533 00:12:21,333 Yeah. Yeah.
345 00:12:21,367 00:12:23,066 Do you want to draw pictures? Do you want to draw pictures?
346 00:12:23,066 00:12:25,333 I would love to draw pictures. I would love to draw pictures.
347 00:12:25,367 00:12:27,333 Here [mumbles]. Here [mumbles].
348 00:12:30,900 00:12:32,834 If I see Howard again, I'm gonna ask him If I see Howard again, I'm gonna ask him
349 00:12:32,867 00:12:35,066 to bring my brother back. to bring my brother back.
350 00:12:35,066 00:12:36,934 I think that's a really good idea. I think that's a really good idea.
351 00:12:38,533 00:12:39,600 I'll go get you some water. I'll go get you some water.
352 00:12:39,633 00:12:40,633 Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you.
353 00:12:40,667 00:12:46,400 [eerie music] [eerie music]
354 00:12:46,433 00:12:47,967 Uche! Uche!
355 00:12:48,066 00:12:48,834 Yeah? Yeah?
356 00:12:52,133 00:12:53,066 Where are you? Where are you?
357 00:12:53,767 00:12:55,467 Martine? Martine?
358 00:12:55,500 00:12:58,533 [loud ominous music] [loud ominous music]
359 00:13:03,967 00:13:05,867 Uche! Uche! Uche! Uche!
360 00:13:06,967 00:13:08,700 Look Uche! [screams] Look Uche! [screams]
361 00:13:09,367 00:13:12,433 [loud ominous music] [loud ominous music]
362 00:13:13,066 00:13:14,233 Martine? Martine?
363 00:13:22,800 00:13:25,400 [creepy music] [creepy music]
364 00:13:26,266 00:13:28,066 Hey, what's going on? Hey, what's going on?
365 00:13:28,066 00:13:29,367 I don't know where she is. I don't know where she is.
366 00:13:29,400 00:13:30,467 What do you mean you don't know where she is? What do you mean you don't know where she is?
367 00:13:30,500 00:13:31,900 What exactly happened? What exactly happened?
368 00:13:31,934 00:13:33,400 I came, I was sitting right here. I came, I was sitting right here.
369 00:13:33,433 00:13:34,533 Did she go outside? Did she go outside?
370 00:13:34,934 00:13:38,967 I didn't know that she was outside, I ran that way I didn't know that she was outside, I ran that way
371 00:13:39,066 00:13:40,767 and I saw her and I heard her call my name. and I saw her and I heard her call my name.
372 00:13:40,800 00:13:43,300 This is exactly what happened when my son went missing. This is exactly what happened when my son went missing.
373 00:13:43,333 00:13:45,066 Okay, now listen to me. Okay, now listen to me.
374 00:13:45,066 00:13:48,066 You have to help me okay, you have to help me find Martine. You have to help me okay, you have to help me find Martine.
375 00:13:48,100 00:13:50,600 I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna look for her. I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna look for her.
376 00:13:51,633 00:13:52,467 Okay. Okay.
377 00:13:56,066 00:13:56,900 Uche! Uche!
378 00:13:56,934 00:13:58,600 Yes. Yes.
379 00:13:58,633 00:14:00,233 Where was she? Where was she?
380 00:14:00,266 00:14:02,467 [music intensifies] [music intensifies]
381 00:14:02,500 00:14:03,867 What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
382 00:14:03,900 00:14:05,934 I don't know. I don't know.
383 00:14:05,967 00:14:07,100 [father screams] [father screams]
384 00:14:16,367 00:14:17,633 What happened? What happened?
385 00:14:17,667 00:14:19,767 Someone just grabbed your husband. Someone just grabbed your husband.
386 00:14:19,800 00:14:20,600 Okay. Okay.
387 00:14:20,633 00:14:22,166 Why are you bleeding? Why are you bleeding?
388 00:14:22,200 00:14:24,467 I blacked out, I don't know what happened. I blacked out, I don't know what happened.
389 00:14:24,500 00:14:26,934 They're all out there, just look. They're all out there, just look.
390 00:14:26,967 00:14:29,467 [eerie music] [eerie music]
391 00:14:30,734 00:14:31,900 [screams] [screams]
392 00:14:31,934 00:14:33,533 Oh my god! [alien growls] Oh my god! [alien growls]
393 00:14:33,567 00:14:34,767 Are you scared? Are you scared?
394 00:14:34,800 00:14:36,700 [growls] Are you scared? [growls] Are you scared?
395 00:14:36,734 00:14:37,800 You shouldn't be scared! You shouldn't be scared!
396 00:14:38,533 00:14:40,500 Because you're on Scare Tactics! Because you're on Scare Tactics!
397 00:14:41,433 00:14:42,500 Your mom set you up! Your mom set you up!
398 00:14:44,700 00:14:46,166 Oh my god. Oh my god.
399 00:14:46,200 00:14:47,433 [laughs] [laughs]
400 00:14:47,467 00:14:48,600 -What the fuck! -What the fuck!
401 00:14:49,667 00:14:50,533 I'm gonna kill my mom. I'm gonna kill my mom.
402 00:14:50,567 00:14:51,834 [laughs] [laughs]
403 00:14:51,867 00:14:53,600 She's so dead. She's so dead.
404 00:14:53,633 00:14:55,300 Hi. Thirsty? Hi. Thirsty?
405 00:14:56,700 00:14:57,500 [water splashes] [water splashes]
406 00:14:57,533 00:14:59,567 [laughs] [laughs]
407 00:14:59,600 00:15:01,700 Round of applause everybody. Round of applause everybody.
408 00:15:04,433 00:15:07,467 See parents, if you wanna show your kids you love them, See parents, if you wanna show your kids you love them,
409 00:15:07,500 00:15:10,266 put em' on Scare Tactics. Next up. put em' on Scare Tactics. Next up.
410 00:15:10,300 00:15:12,166 Can you tell me what these pills are for? Can you tell me what these pills are for?
411 00:15:12,200 00:15:13,300 I don't know. I don't know.
412 00:15:14,166 00:15:15,400 Seems like the weathers Seems like the weathers
413 00:15:15,433 00:15:17,767 just right for some organ harvesting. just right for some organ harvesting.
414 00:15:17,800 00:15:19,066 Doctor! Doctor!
415 00:15:19,066 00:15:20,800 Please help me. Please help me.
416 00:15:20,834 00:15:21,734 I'm, I'm out. I'm, I'm out.
417 00:15:22,900 00:15:25,100 [intense music] [intense music]
418 00:15:26,266 00:15:28,934 [intense music] [intense music]
419 00:15:30,066 00:15:31,533 You ready to meet Dylan? You ready to meet Dylan?
420 00:15:31,567 00:15:32,834 Me too. Me too.
421 00:15:32,867 00:15:35,066 Dylan's friend Francesca got him a job Dylan's friend Francesca got him a job
422 00:15:35,066 00:15:37,367 helping old people at a special clinic. helping old people at a special clinic.
423 00:15:37,400 00:15:39,467 I wanted to set Dylan up on scared tactics because I wanted to set Dylan up on scared tactics because
424 00:15:39,500 00:15:41,066 he has such an animated personality. he has such an animated personality.
425 00:15:41,100 00:15:42,066 He's got an opinion about everything He's got an opinion about everything
426 00:15:42,100 00:15:44,100 and he has a good spirit and he has a good spirit
427 00:15:44,133 00:15:46,066 and a good heart so I knew he wouldn't hate me after and a good heart so I knew he wouldn't hate me after
428 00:15:46,066 00:15:47,233 and we could still be friends. and we could still be friends.
429 00:15:47,867 00:15:51,066 There's only one way to survive this job Dylan. There's only one way to survive this job Dylan.
430 00:15:51,066 00:15:52,467 You gotta go with your gut. You gotta go with your gut.
431 00:15:54,367 00:15:55,567 [mysterious music] [mysterious music]
432 00:15:55,600 00:15:56,667 [Doctor] Do you know what we're doing today. [Doctor] Do you know what we're doing today.
433 00:15:56,700 00:15:57,734 I do not. I do not.
434 00:15:57,767 00:15:59,300 -We're testing a new drug. -Okay. -We're testing a new drug. -Okay.
435 00:15:59,333 00:16:00,967 [Doctor] Anything you see or here today [Doctor] Anything you see or here today
436 00:16:01,066 00:16:02,834 has to be confidential. has to be confidential.
437 00:16:02,867 00:16:05,333 I don't even wanna know anything about it I don't even wanna know anything about it
438 00:16:05,367 00:16:06,500 I'm just here to help out. I'm just here to help out.
439 00:16:06,533 00:16:08,066 Excellent attitude, so. Excellent attitude, so.
440 00:16:08,066 00:16:10,200 -You're just gonna go from patient to patient. -[Dylan] Mm hmm. -You're just gonna go from patient to patient. -[Dylan] Mm hmm.
441 00:16:10,233 00:16:11,400 -[Doctor] Ask some of the questions -[Doctor] Ask some of the questions
442 00:16:11,433 00:16:13,400 and then at the end of each survey, and then at the end of each survey,
443 00:16:13,433 00:16:15,367 you're just gonna administer one of the pills. you're just gonna administer one of the pills.
444 00:16:15,400 00:16:16,233 Sound good? Sound good?
445 00:16:17,166 00:16:19,066 And what kind of medicine is this for? And what kind of medicine is this for?
446 00:16:19,066 00:16:21,066 We can't go into detail about that. We can't go into detail about that.
447 00:16:21,767 00:16:23,567 I don't know, I trust you I guess. I don't know, I trust you I guess.
448 00:16:24,333 00:16:25,367 Good, good. Good, good.
449 00:16:25,400 00:16:26,834 Start over here. Start over here.
450 00:16:26,867 00:16:27,700 [Dylan] Hi, how are you? [Dylan] Hi, how are you?
451 00:16:28,233 00:16:29,233 I'm Peter. I'm Peter.
452 00:16:29,266 00:16:30,500 Peter, my names Dylan. Peter, my names Dylan.
453 00:16:30,533 00:16:33,166 Um, how would you describe your overall health? Um, how would you describe your overall health?
454 00:16:33,200 00:16:34,767 Where's Louise? Where's Louise?
455 00:16:34,800 00:16:35,600 Louise? Louise?
456 00:16:35,633 00:16:36,500 [Peter] Yeah, Louise. [Peter] Yeah, Louise.
457 00:16:36,533 00:16:39,200 I'm not sure I know where Louise is. I'm not sure I know where Louise is.
458 00:16:39,367 00:16:41,667 I really need to find Louise. I really need to find Louise.
459 00:16:41,700 00:16:42,767 We're gonna find Louise We're gonna find Louise
460 00:16:42,800 00:16:44,867 once we're done with these questions, alright Peter? once we're done with these questions, alright Peter?
461 00:16:44,900 00:16:47,433 We came here together, she's my wife We came here together, she's my wife
462 00:16:47,467 00:16:49,300 and we've never been apart. and we've never been apart.
463 00:16:49,333 00:16:52,100 I'll make sure we find her for you, okay. I'll make sure we find her for you, okay.
464 00:16:52,133 00:16:53,934 Are you or anyone in your family Are you or anyone in your family
465 00:16:53,967 00:16:56,333 a member of law enforcement? a member of law enforcement?
466 00:16:56,367 00:16:57,300 [Peter] No. [Peter] No.
467 00:16:57,333 00:17:00,200 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
468 00:17:00,233 00:17:02,200 [Peter] Louise! [Peter] Louise!
469 00:17:02,233 00:17:04,066 I need my Louise. I need my Louise.
470 00:17:04,100 00:17:05,633 I need my Louise. I need my Louise.
471 00:17:05,667 00:17:07,433 Move, there now. Move, there now.
472 00:17:08,233 00:17:09,533 Hey, focus. Hey, focus.
473 00:17:09,567 00:17:12,166 Lie back, we need you to open, okay. Lie back, we need you to open, okay.
474 00:17:12,200 00:17:14,700 Blow, swallow. Swallow for me. Blow, swallow. Swallow for me.
475 00:17:20,066 00:17:22,166 Doctor Lukearely, welcome aboard. Doctor Lukearely, welcome aboard.
476 00:17:24,266 00:17:25,367 Alright, if you'll excuse me. Alright, if you'll excuse me.
477 00:17:27,433 00:17:28,633 Why do you wanna know if anyone Why do you wanna know if anyone
478 00:17:28,667 00:17:30,667 in his families law enforcement? in his families law enforcement?
479 00:17:30,700 00:17:32,533 It's standard on these forms. It's standard on these forms.
480 00:17:33,533 00:17:35,066 It's for insurance. It's for insurance.
481 00:17:35,100 00:17:36,767 So he's taken his pills? So he's taken his pills?
482 00:17:36,800 00:17:39,166 I'm not giving him that pill. I'm not giving him that pill.
483 00:17:39,200 00:17:40,166 There's no way. There's no way.
484 00:17:40,200 00:17:42,734 I haven't signed any papers, I'm not doing that. I haven't signed any papers, I'm not doing that.
485 00:17:42,767 00:17:44,200 Okay, does he have any comments Okay, does he have any comments
486 00:17:44,233 00:17:45,333 did you ask him about comments? did you ask him about comments?
487 00:17:45,367 00:17:47,266 I mean Louise, that's a pretty, I mean Louise, that's a pretty,
488 00:17:47,300 00:17:49,667 that's his only comment, find Louise. that's his only comment, find Louise.
489 00:17:50,433 00:17:51,567 Okay. Okay.
490 00:17:51,600 00:17:52,934 You want me to move on to her? You want me to move on to her?
491 00:17:52,967 00:17:53,800 Sure. Sure.
492 00:17:55,133 00:17:55,967 Hello. Hello.
493 00:18:01,066 00:18:02,133 Is your name Louise? Is your name Louise?
494 00:18:02,166 00:18:03,367 [Doctor] Well that's the best I could do. [Doctor] Well that's the best I could do.
495 00:18:03,400 00:18:05,100 [Doctor 2] We're on a very tight schedule. [Doctor 2] We're on a very tight schedule.
496 00:18:05,133 00:18:05,967 [door slams] [door slams]
497 00:18:07,700 00:18:08,700 Yo buddy. Yo buddy.
498 00:18:08,934 00:18:11,133 I don't know about this man, why did you want to know I don't know about this man, why did you want to know
499 00:18:11,166 00:18:13,467 if that's a law enforcement in his family. if that's a law enforcement in his family.
500 00:18:13,500 00:18:15,767 This seems kinda sketch man, like I don't know. This seems kinda sketch man, like I don't know.
501 00:18:15,800 00:18:17,867 Hey man, its geriatric medicine it isn't always pretty, Hey man, its geriatric medicine it isn't always pretty,
502 00:18:17,900 00:18:18,900 but it's important work. but it's important work.
503 00:18:19,333 00:18:22,066 Alright man, I'm in a hospital and you're sedating, Alright man, I'm in a hospital and you're sedating,
504 00:18:22,100 00:18:24,433 like these are humans and I haven't like. like these are humans and I haven't like.
505 00:18:24,467 00:18:27,367 You didn't even know my name, I haven't signed any papers. You didn't even know my name, I haven't signed any papers.
506 00:18:28,533 00:18:31,066 I'm not really sure that I wanna be doing this. I'm not really sure that I wanna be doing this.
507 00:18:31,100 00:18:33,800 I appreciate it, it'll be a short day for ya. I appreciate it, it'll be a short day for ya.
508 00:18:33,834 00:18:35,266 Look, just hang with Peter. Look, just hang with Peter.
509 00:18:35,300 00:18:36,800 Is he gonna jump up again. Is he gonna jump up again.
510 00:18:36,834 00:18:38,433 He's not gonna jump up again. He's not gonna jump up again.
511 00:18:38,467 00:18:39,300 Alright man. Alright man.
512 00:18:40,500 00:18:42,400 [laughs] This country. [laughs] This country.
513 00:18:42,433 00:18:44,066 -Peter. -I'll be right back, alright Dylan. -Peter. -I'll be right back, alright Dylan.
514 00:18:46,767 00:18:48,233 Can you tell me about Louise. Can you tell me about Louise.
515 00:18:48,767 00:18:50,700 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
516 00:18:50,734 00:18:52,500 I'm not taking that pill. I'm not taking that pill.
517 00:18:53,500 00:18:55,533 Can you tell me what these pills are for? Can you tell me what these pills are for?
518 00:18:55,567 00:18:59,600 Look I don't know, they make me thirsty. Look I don't know, they make me thirsty.
519 00:18:59,633 00:19:03,266 Could you get me, go in that room and get me a big, Could you get me, go in that room and get me a big,
520 00:19:03,300 00:19:04,400 big water. big water.
521 00:19:04,500 00:19:05,333 Okay. Okay.
522 00:19:05,467 00:19:07,967 [knocks on the door] [knocks on the door]
523 00:19:08,066 00:19:08,834 Yo Doctor. Yo Doctor.
524 00:19:09,600 00:19:12,333 Help me, help me, Help me, help me,
525 00:19:12,367 00:19:14,433 help me, please. help me, please.
526 00:19:14,467 00:19:17,133 Please, help me. Please, help me.
527 00:19:17,166 00:19:19,834 Help me, please. Help me, please.
528 00:19:20,800 00:19:22,734 [Patient] Come here, come here. [Patient] Come here, come here.
529 00:19:22,767 00:19:23,633 Yo man. Yo man.
530 00:19:23,667 00:19:24,500 What's going on? What's going on?
531 00:19:24,533 00:19:26,066 -Can you check on her? -Check on who? -Can you check on her? -Check on who?
532 00:19:26,100 00:19:27,166 This woman here. This woman here.
533 00:19:27,200 00:19:28,467 Just close the door for one second. Just close the door for one second.
534 00:19:28,500 00:19:31,066 Please, no not you! Not you! Please, no not you! Not you!
535 00:19:31,066 00:19:33,266 -What do you need. -Louise relax, calm down okay. -What do you need. -Louise relax, calm down okay.
536 00:19:33,300 00:19:34,433 Her names Louise? Her names Louise?
537 00:19:35,333 00:19:36,133 [Nurse] Can you please hold her hand, [Nurse] Can you please hold her hand,
538 00:19:36,166 00:19:37,200 I'm gonna get the doctor, okay. I'm gonna get the doctor, okay.
539 00:19:37,734 00:19:38,533 Louise. Louise.
540 00:19:38,567 00:19:39,867 My stomach. My stomach.
541 00:19:39,900 00:19:41,400 -What's wrong -Sore. -What's wrong -Sore.
542 00:19:41,433 00:19:44,166 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
543 00:19:45,200 00:19:46,667 Doctor! Doctor!
544 00:19:47,767 00:19:49,700 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
545 00:19:49,734 00:19:51,133 [Doctor] What the hell are you doing in here? [Doctor] What the hell are you doing in here?
546 00:19:51,166 00:19:53,066 She's like this, she keeps. She's like this, she keeps.
547 00:19:53,066 00:19:54,133 Did you even scrub? Did you even scrub?
548 00:19:54,166 00:19:55,066 No man! No man!
549 00:19:55,100 00:19:56,600 Just put on some gloves man. Just put on some gloves man.
550 00:19:57,500 00:19:58,567 [Louise mumbles] [Louise mumbles]
551 00:19:58,600 00:20:00,066 -You do this. -[Nurse] Sorry. -You do this. -[Nurse] Sorry.
552 00:20:00,100 00:20:01,767 -[Dylan] You're the nurse buddy. -[Nurse] You gotta put that on right now. -[Dylan] You're the nurse buddy. -[Nurse] You gotta put that on right now.
553 00:20:01,800 00:20:02,667 Wheel that thing over. Wheel that thing over.
554 00:20:02,700 00:20:03,600 [Doctor] Grab that tray! [Doctor] Grab that tray!
555 00:20:03,633 00:20:05,433 Do your fucking job man. Do your fucking job man.
556 00:20:05,467 00:20:07,400 We haven't got much time, get that tray. We haven't got much time, get that tray.
557 00:20:07,433 00:20:10,767 [monitor beeping] [monitor beeping]
558 00:20:10,800 00:20:12,533 [Doctor] Wheel that thing over. [Doctor] Wheel that thing over.
559 00:20:12,567 00:20:14,300 I'm out, this is not, I am not. I'm out, this is not, I am not.
560 00:20:14,333 00:20:15,533 I'm out, nah, nah. I'm out, nah, nah.
561 00:20:15,567 00:20:16,567 [Nurse] You can't, you cannot. [Nurse] You can't, you cannot.
562 00:20:17,533 00:20:18,900 [Nurse] Listen, listen, listen. [Nurse] Listen, listen, listen.
563 00:20:18,934 00:20:20,700 I gotta have a word with you real quick. I gotta have a word with you real quick.
564 00:20:20,734 00:20:22,166 Please stop. Stop. Please stop. Stop.
565 00:20:22,200 00:20:23,834 Look at me, look at me for one second. Look at me, look at me for one second.
566 00:20:23,867 00:20:26,100 I got something I gotta tell you. I got something I gotta tell you.
567 00:20:26,133 00:20:27,333 You're on a hidden camera show. You're on a hidden camera show.
568 00:20:27,367 00:20:28,200 It's called Scare Tactics. It's called Scare Tactics.
569 00:20:28,233 00:20:30,000 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
570 00:20:30,033 00:20:31,400 [laughs] [laughs]
571 00:20:31,433 00:20:32,233 [Nurse] Yeah, baby! [Nurse] Yeah, baby!
572 00:20:32,266 00:20:33,900 -Ah man. -[Nurse] Yeah, baby! -Ah man. -[Nurse] Yeah, baby!
573 00:20:33,934 00:20:35,300 [laughs] [laughs]
574 00:20:35,333 00:20:36,900 I don't like you guys. I don't like you guys.
575 00:20:37,767 00:20:38,834 Francesca did this? Francesca did this?
576 00:20:38,867 00:20:39,934 -Yep. -Man. -Yep. -Man.
577 00:20:41,200 00:20:43,433 I hate you, I hate you! I hate you, I hate you!
578 00:20:44,433 00:20:46,400 God you scared me to death. God you scared me to death.
579 00:20:46,433 00:20:47,734 [Man] Hey man, so how does it feel to be a star [Man] Hey man, so how does it feel to be a star
580 00:20:47,767 00:20:48,667 on Scare Tactics? on Scare Tactics?
581 00:20:48,700 00:20:51,400 Scare Tactics? Oh my god, no way. Scare Tactics? Oh my god, no way.
582 00:20:51,433 00:20:53,200 I watch it all the time. I watch it all the time.
583 00:20:53,233 00:20:54,400 I laugh at those people, I'm like, I laugh at those people, I'm like,
584 00:20:54,433 00:20:57,100 you're such a little girl, like, it's not even scary. you're such a little girl, like, it's not even scary.
585 00:20:57,133 00:20:58,133 [Man] Why are you not that girl? [Man] Why are you not that girl?
586 00:20:58,166 00:21:00,567 God, whatever, whatever. God, whatever, whatever.
587 00:21:03,200 00:21:04,734 Why you running Dylan? Why you running Dylan?
588 00:21:04,767 00:21:07,600 You could have made some serious cheese of that kidney. You could have made some serious cheese of that kidney.
589 00:21:08,500 00:21:12,200 That's it for now, until next time, what your backs people. That's it for now, until next time, what your backs people.
590 00:21:12,233 00:21:13,767 Or this could happen to you. Or this could happen to you.
591 00:21:15,467 00:21:16,300 Fuck off. Fuck off.
592 00:21:16,333 00:21:17,300 [growls] [growls]
593 00:21:17,333 00:21:19,266 Ah! Fuck you! Ah! Fuck you!
594 00:21:20,367 00:21:21,233 [screams] [screams]
595 00:21:21,266 00:21:22,834 Oh my god! [growls] Oh my god! [growls]
596 00:21:22,867 00:21:23,700 Are you scared? Are you scared?
597 00:21:24,700 00:21:25,867 Did you even scrub? Did you even scrub?
598 00:21:27,734 00:21:28,567 I'm out. I'm out.
599 00:21:28,600 00:21:30,066 I gotta have a word with you real quick. I gotta have a word with you real quick.
600 00:21:30,066 00:21:31,600 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
601 00:21:31,633 00:21:32,433 [Nurse] Yeah baby! [Nurse] Yeah baby!
602 00:21:32,467 00:21:33,967 Step into my circle. Step into my circle.
603 00:21:34,066 00:21:35,533 No, you go in the circle. No, you go in the circle.
604 00:21:35,834 00:21:38,066 [screams] [screams]
605 00:21:39,667 00:21:40,600 See ya. See ya.
606 00:21:41,500 00:21:44,133 [intense music] [intense music]