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4 00:00:51,677 00:00:53,428 Let's get started. Let's get started.
5 00:00:53,470 00:00:54,805 Drive safely. Drive safely.
7 00:01:02,437 00:01:03,730 Hello, James. Hello, James.
8 00:01:03,772 00:01:07,192 You have one new ride request. You have one new ride request.
9 00:01:07,234 00:01:09,069 Hello. Hello.
10 00:01:09,111 00:01:11,530 Ride accepted. Let's ride. Ride accepted. Let's ride.
11 00:01:22,874 00:01:24,293 As the sun goes down As the sun goes down
12 00:01:24,334 00:01:26,503 and the lights come up on Los Angeles, and the lights come up on Los Angeles,
13 00:01:26,545 00:01:29,298 you begin to hear the true voices of the city. you begin to hear the true voices of the city.
14 00:01:29,339 00:01:33,343 It's 10:06 p.m., and this is the Voice of L.A. It's 10:06 p.m., and this is the Voice of L.A.
16 00:01:45,856 00:01:49,651 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Vine Street. In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Vine Street.
17 00:01:49,693 00:01:51,236 Today what we'll be discussing Today what we'll be discussing
18 00:01:51,278 00:01:53,655 is the "big break" and whether an actor is the "big break" and whether an actor
19 00:01:53,697 00:01:55,782 can have multiple big breaks, just one, can have multiple big breaks, just one,
20 00:01:55,824 00:01:56,950 and is there a time in our career and is there a time in our career
21 00:01:56,992 00:01:58,660 where we can miss our shot, where we can miss our shot,
22 00:01:58,702 00:02:00,537 which that big break is never gonna come again. which that big break is never gonna come again.
23 00:02:10,756 00:02:13,759 In 300 feet, make a left turn. In 300 feet, make a left turn.
24 00:02:22,559 00:02:27,064 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Franklin Avenue. In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Franklin Avenue.
25 00:02:35,322 00:02:37,866 You have arrived. You have arrived.
26 00:02:37,908 00:02:40,327 And thank you for tuning in with us tonight. And thank you for tuning in with us tonight.
27 00:02:40,369 00:02:43,038 Stay warm out there, L.A. Stay warm out there, L.A.
30 00:02:52,464 00:02:54,049 Hey, Jessica? Hey, Jessica?
31 00:02:55,092 00:02:57,260 - Yeah, that's me. - I'm your ride. - Yeah, that's me. - I'm your ride.
32 00:02:57,302 00:02:58,553 Cool. Cool.
33 00:03:02,182 00:03:05,143 - James. - Nice to meet you. - James. - Nice to meet you.
34 00:03:06,770 00:03:08,980 All right. All right.
35 00:03:09,022 00:03:10,732 Where to? Where to?
36 00:03:10,774 00:03:13,694 ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪
37 00:03:14,778 00:03:18,907 ♪ You came along to rescue me ♪ ♪ You came along to rescue me ♪
38 00:03:20,117 00:03:24,913 ♪ You read my writing on the wall ♪ ♪ You read my writing on the wall ♪
39 00:03:24,955 00:03:29,835 ♪ You found my bottle in the sea ♪ ♪ You found my bottle in the sea ♪
40 00:03:29,876 00:03:32,170 Hey, do you want a water or some gum? Hey, do you want a water or some gum?
41 00:03:32,212 00:03:33,964 Do they always make you say that? Do they always make you say that?
42 00:03:34,005 00:03:36,174 They do. They do.
43 00:03:36,216 00:03:40,011 But in your case, uh, I mean it. But in your case, uh, I mean it.
44 00:03:40,053 00:03:42,889 Uh, no. Thank you. I'm okay. Uh, no. Thank you. I'm okay.
46 00:03:46,518 00:03:48,270 How long you been riding with us? How long you been riding with us?
47 00:03:48,311 00:03:50,397 About six months. About six months.
48 00:03:50,439 00:03:52,607 I use it a lot between, you know, not wanting to park I use it a lot between, you know, not wanting to park
49 00:03:52,649 00:03:54,901 and wanting a couple drinks. and wanting a couple drinks.
50 00:03:54,943 00:03:56,528 Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool.
51 00:03:56,570 00:03:59,322 I'm not, like, deeply passionate about it or anything, I'm not, like, deeply passionate about it or anything,
52 00:03:59,364 00:04:02,117 but it's nice to think that, you know, because of what I do, but it's nice to think that, you know, because of what I do,
53 00:04:02,159 00:04:03,827 there's less drunk drivers out there. there's less drunk drivers out there.
54 00:04:03,869 00:04:06,037 Not that that would be you or anything. Not that that would be you or anything.
55 00:04:06,079 00:04:08,665 Well, I mean, everybody in L.A. drives drunk. Well, I mean, everybody in L.A. drives drunk.
56 00:04:08,707 00:04:10,208 Oh, come on, not everybody. Oh, come on, not everybody.
57 00:04:10,250 00:04:11,626 Think about it. Think about it.
58 00:04:11,668 00:04:13,211 Try and name at least one person you know Try and name at least one person you know
59 00:04:13,253 00:04:16,047 that hasn't made a mistake once. that hasn't made a mistake once.
60 00:04:17,591 00:04:20,135 - Mm. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Mm. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
61 00:04:20,177 00:04:21,303 See what I'm saying? See what I'm saying?
62 00:04:21,344 00:04:23,096 - I do. I get you. - Yeah. - I do. I get you. - Yeah.
63 00:04:23,138 00:04:24,639 In 300 feet, In 300 feet,
64 00:04:24,681 00:04:27,768 make a left turn onto La Cienega Boulevard. make a left turn onto La Cienega Boulevard.
65 00:04:27,809 00:04:30,771 - Oh, uh, take Fountain. - Oh. - Oh, uh, take Fountain. - Oh.
66 00:04:30,812 00:04:32,981 Recalculating. Recalculating.
67 00:04:33,023 00:04:34,399 Mae West fan? Mae West fan?
68 00:04:34,441 00:04:36,818 Uh, what -- what do you mean? Uh, what -- what do you mean?
69 00:04:36,860 00:04:39,321 Well, there's this great Mae West interview. Well, there's this great Mae West interview.
70 00:04:39,362 00:04:40,906 Uh, I think it was Johnny Carson or something. Uh, I think it was Johnny Carson or something.
71 00:04:40,947 00:04:42,491 Whoever it was said, Whoever it was said,
72 00:04:42,532 00:04:44,451 "What's the fastest way to get into Hollywood?" "What's the fastest way to get into Hollywood?"
73 00:04:44,493 00:04:45,827 to which she replied... to which she replied...
74 00:04:45,869 00:04:47,871 "Take Fountain." "Take Fountain."
76 00:04:49,247 00:04:51,708 That's cool. I like that. That's cool. I like that.
77 00:04:57,380 00:05:00,842 ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪
78 00:05:00,884 00:05:03,470 Um, I, uh, I like your suit, by the way. Um, I, uh, I like your suit, by the way.
79 00:05:03,512 00:05:04,888 What, do you, like, uh, What, do you, like, uh,
80 00:05:04,930 00:05:07,182 moonlight as a limo driver or something? moonlight as a limo driver or something?
81 00:05:07,224 00:05:08,809 I wish. I wish.
82 00:05:08,850 00:05:10,852 It was, uh, for this thing that I had before this. It was, uh, for this thing that I had before this.
83 00:05:10,894 00:05:12,479 A wedding? A wedding?
84 00:05:12,521 00:05:13,814 An audition. An audition.
85 00:05:13,855 00:05:15,982 Oh, so you're an actor. Oh, so you're an actor.
86 00:05:16,024 00:05:18,109 Mm-hmm. Unfortunately, yeah. Mm-hmm. Unfortunately, yeah.
87 00:05:18,151 00:05:20,695 God, I could never be an actor. God, I could never be an actor.
88 00:05:20,737 00:05:22,823 I just -- I can't take the rejection. I just -- I can't take the rejection.
89 00:05:22,864 00:05:24,366 See, I just had to realize See, I just had to realize
90 00:05:24,407 00:05:27,285 that getting turned down isn't a failure. that getting turned down isn't a failure.
91 00:05:27,327 00:05:29,371 Not getting auditions, that's failure. Not getting auditions, that's failure.
92 00:05:29,412 00:05:30,914 So you get a lot, then? So you get a lot, then?
93 00:05:30,956 00:05:34,000 Uh, my agents have gotten better at sending me out. Uh, my agents have gotten better at sending me out.
94 00:05:34,042 00:05:35,126 Oh, you're repped? Oh, you're repped?
95 00:05:35,168 00:05:36,419 - Mm-hmm. - By who? - Mm-hmm. - By who?
96 00:05:36,461 00:05:39,965 - Uh, Abrams. - Mm, you fancy, huh? - Uh, Abrams. - Mm, you fancy, huh?
97 00:05:40,006 00:05:42,133 Abrams. Abrams.
98 00:05:42,175 00:05:43,927 They're pretty good. I'm not -- They're pretty good. They're pretty good. I'm not -- They're pretty good.
99 00:05:43,969 00:05:46,721 There was a dry spell, though, like six months of nothing. There was a dry spell, though, like six months of nothing.
100 00:05:46,763 00:05:48,890 - That sucks. - Yeah, it was rough. - That sucks. - Yeah, it was rough.
101 00:05:48,932 00:05:51,434 But, um, then they kind of sent me out on this thing. But, um, then they kind of sent me out on this thing.
102 00:05:51,476 00:05:53,353 I think it was, like, the last Hail Mary pass. I think it was, like, the last Hail Mary pass.
103 00:05:53,395 00:05:56,273 Inches from getting dropped, but I booked it. Inches from getting dropped, but I booked it.
104 00:05:56,314 00:05:57,399 Oh, what? Congrats! Oh, what? Congrats!
105 00:05:57,440 00:05:58,900 - Thanks. - That's so cool. - Thanks. - That's so cool.
106 00:05:58,942 00:06:00,443 What, uh -- What is it? What, uh -- What is it?
107 00:06:00,485 00:06:02,028 Uh, it's no big deal. Uh, it's no big deal.
108 00:06:02,070 00:06:04,155 It's, like, a guest spot on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." It's, like, a guest spot on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."
109 00:06:04,197 00:06:07,242 No big deal? That's a huge fucking deal. No big deal? That's a huge fucking deal.
110 00:06:07,284 00:06:09,494 Congrats! That's so cool. Congrats! That's so cool.
111 00:06:09,536 00:06:11,037 Thanks. It's a henchman. Thanks. It's a henchman.
112 00:06:11,079 00:06:13,874 You know, couple lines, and I took someone's gun. You know, couple lines, and I took someone's gun.
113 00:06:13,915 00:06:16,167 But still, so cool. But still, so cool.
114 00:06:16,209 00:06:18,795 I did start going out a lot more because of it, so... I did start going out a lot more because of it, so...
115 00:06:18,837 00:06:22,340 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Fountain Avenue. In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Fountain Avenue.
116 00:06:22,382 00:06:25,760 Um, you should, uh, let me know when it airs. Um, you should, uh, let me know when it airs.
117 00:06:25,802 00:06:29,180 My roommate, Allie, is a huge Marvel fan, My roommate, Allie, is a huge Marvel fan,
118 00:06:29,222 00:06:31,057 and she's just gonna freak her shit and she's just gonna freak her shit
119 00:06:31,099 00:06:33,768 when I tell her that my driver's on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." when I tell her that my driver's on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."
120 00:06:33,810 00:06:35,604 as a cool villain. as a cool villain.
121 00:06:35,645 00:06:36,980 Well, I was -- I was a henchman. Well, I was -- I was a henchman.
122 00:06:37,022 00:06:39,274 I haven't graduated to villain yet. I haven't graduated to villain yet.
123 00:06:39,316 00:06:43,069 Well, I believe in you. Well, I believe in you.
124 00:06:48,491 00:06:51,828 Continue for three-quarters of a mile. Continue for three-quarters of a mile.
125 00:06:55,749 00:06:59,169 Your destination will be on the right. Your destination will be on the right.
126 00:07:00,795 00:07:02,088 Here we are. Here we are.
127 00:07:02,130 00:07:03,506 That was fast. That was fast.
128 00:07:03,548 00:07:05,342 Hey, when in doubt, take Fountain. Hey, when in doubt, take Fountain.
129 00:07:05,383 00:07:06,760 Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.
130 00:07:06,801 00:07:08,303 You have reached your destination. You have reached your destination.
131 00:07:08,345 00:07:10,722 We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride. We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride.
132 00:07:12,015 00:07:15,810 Hey, can I, uh, tip you or something? Hey, can I, uh, tip you or something?
133 00:07:15,852 00:07:17,604 We're not allowed to accept tips. We're not allowed to accept tips.
134 00:07:17,646 00:07:19,314 Uh, the app takes care of everything. Uh, the app takes care of everything.
135 00:07:19,356 00:07:21,733 Right. Well, uh... Right. Well, uh...
136 00:07:21,775 00:07:23,902 I'll be sure to give you a five-star rating, then. I'll be sure to give you a five-star rating, then.
137 00:07:23,944 00:07:25,654 Right back at you. Right back at you.
138 00:07:25,695 00:07:28,531 Wait, the -- the drivers rate the passengers? Wait, the -- the drivers rate the passengers?
139 00:07:28,573 00:07:29,783 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
140 00:07:29,824 00:07:33,161 Oh, okay. So what's my rating, then? Oh, okay. So what's my rating, then?
141 00:07:33,203 00:07:35,330 I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.
142 00:07:35,372 00:07:37,123 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
143 00:07:37,165 00:07:38,500 I'm not gonna leave this car I'm not gonna leave this car
144 00:07:38,541 00:07:40,043 until you tell me what my rating is. until you tell me what my rating is.
145 00:07:41,586 00:07:44,464 - It's 3.5. But it -- - Fucking seriously? - It's 3.5. But it -- - Fucking seriously?
146 00:07:44,506 00:07:47,676 - But it doesn't mean anything. - 3.5? People hate me. - But it doesn't mean anything. - 3.5? People hate me.
147 00:07:47,717 00:07:49,302 - I wouldn't worry about it. - Oh, my God. - I wouldn't worry about it. - Oh, my God.
148 00:07:49,344 00:07:51,012 It doesn't mean anything, you know? It doesn't mean anything, you know?
149 00:07:51,054 00:07:53,556 Well, how do I -- how do I turn this shit around? Well, how do I -- how do I turn this shit around?
150 00:07:53,598 00:07:55,850 Look, you're a five-star passenger in my book. Look, you're a five-star passenger in my book.
151 00:07:55,892 00:07:57,394 And that's all that matters, right? And that's all that matters, right?
152 00:07:57,435 00:08:00,146 - That's all that matters. - Mm. - That's all that matters. - Mm.
153 00:08:02,857 00:08:06,486 Well, uh, thank you for the ride, James. Well, uh, thank you for the ride, James.
154 00:08:07,404 00:08:08,905 Anytime. Anytime.
155 00:08:20,041 00:08:23,169 Oh, uh, you forget something? Oh, uh, you forget something?
156 00:08:23,211 00:08:24,963 So my friends and I So my friends and I
157 00:08:25,005 00:08:27,007 were just grabbing a couple drinks here. were just grabbing a couple drinks here.
158 00:08:27,048 00:08:28,425 Very, you know, low-key, Very, you know, low-key,
159 00:08:28,466 00:08:31,219 if you want to come in for a round. if you want to come in for a round.
160 00:08:31,261 00:08:35,306 Hello, James. You have one new ride request. Hello, James. You have one new ride request.
161 00:08:35,348 00:08:39,227 I wish. But I got to drive. I wish. But I got to drive.
162 00:08:39,269 00:08:40,437 - Boo. - I know. - Boo. - I know.
163 00:08:40,478 00:08:42,772 Okay, well, suit yourself, but, uh, Okay, well, suit yourself, but, uh,
164 00:08:42,814 00:08:44,149 we'll be here for a couple hours, we'll be here for a couple hours,
165 00:08:44,190 00:08:48,236 so if you pick up a big fare, swing by. so if you pick up a big fare, swing by.
166 00:08:48,278 00:08:50,780 I'd love that. Yeah. I'd love that. Yeah.
167 00:08:50,822 00:08:52,657 Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye.
169 00:09:00,540 00:09:02,000 "Oh, hey, what's your phone number? "Oh, hey, what's your phone number?
170 00:09:02,042 00:09:03,209 Oh, no, here's my phone number." Oh, no, here's my phone number."
171 00:09:03,251 00:09:05,128 Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.
172 00:09:06,171 00:09:08,757 Ride accepted. Let's ride. Ride accepted. Let's ride.
174 00:09:13,762 00:09:18,725 Continue on Sunset Boulevard for three-quarters of a mile. Continue on Sunset Boulevard for three-quarters of a mile.
175 00:09:21,269 00:09:22,937 Turn left. Turn left.
176 00:09:32,280 00:09:36,451 Continue on Gower Street for one mile. Continue on Gower Street for one mile.
178 00:09:39,788 00:09:41,414 Ride canceled. Ride canceled.
179 00:09:49,172 00:09:51,174 Loneliness is an emotional state Loneliness is an emotional state
180 00:09:51,216 00:09:53,259 that we have when we're feeling disconnected. that we have when we're feeling disconnected.
181 00:09:53,301 00:09:55,095 It can cause depression, It can cause depression,
182 00:09:55,136 00:09:57,514 and it can even lead to premature death. and it can even lead to premature death.
183 00:09:57,555 00:09:59,099 Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
184 00:09:59,140 00:10:00,767 We're spending less time making meaningful -- We're spending less time making meaningful --
185 00:10:00,809 00:10:03,186 This is the Voice of L.A. This is the Voice of L.A.
186 00:10:03,228 00:10:05,480 The time now is 10:45 p.m. The time now is 10:45 p.m.
187 00:10:05,522 00:10:10,527 Hello, James. You have one new ride request. Hello, James. You have one new ride request.
188 00:10:10,568 00:10:12,612 So your parents went with Bruno? So your parents went with Bruno?
189 00:10:16,449 00:10:18,910 At least people seem to like you. At least people seem to like you.
190 00:10:18,952 00:10:21,579 Ride accepted. Let's ride. Ride accepted. Let's ride.
191 00:10:30,588 00:10:32,799 You have arrived. You have arrived.
192 00:10:36,928 00:10:38,763 Uh, hey! Uh, hey!
193 00:10:41,057 00:10:43,184 - What's up? - Are you Bruno? - What's up? - Are you Bruno?
194 00:10:51,067 00:10:52,235 Who wants to know? Who wants to know?
195 00:10:53,278 00:10:54,612 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
196 00:10:54,654 00:10:56,322 You're my ride. Of course. You're my ride. Of course.
197 00:10:56,364 00:10:58,825 Uh, sorry, man. I didn't think you'd get here so soon. Uh, sorry, man. I didn't think you'd get here so soon.
198 00:10:58,867 00:11:01,578 Look, shit got a little messy. Start the meter. Look, shit got a little messy. Start the meter.
199 00:11:01,619 00:11:05,123 Well, that's -- that's not how this works. Well, that's -- that's not how this works.
201 00:11:15,466 00:11:17,886 Yo, you're looking sharp, bro. Yo, you're looking sharp, bro.
202 00:11:17,927 00:11:19,846 Is that like a uniform or something? Is that like a uniform or something?
203 00:11:19,888 00:11:22,265 Something like that. Something like that.
204 00:11:22,307 00:11:24,934 Oh, hey, man. Uh, can't smoke in my car. Oh, hey, man. Uh, can't smoke in my car.
205 00:11:24,976 00:11:27,604 Fuck me. So sorry, brother. Fuck me. So sorry, brother.
206 00:11:27,645 00:11:30,231 Uh, I'm gonna finish this guy if that's all right with you. Uh, I'm gonna finish this guy if that's all right with you.
207 00:11:30,273 00:11:31,566 You can start the meter. I don't give a shit. You can start the meter. I don't give a shit.
208 00:11:31,608 00:11:33,610 That's actually not how it works. That's actually not how it works.
209 00:11:33,651 00:11:34,861 Oh, well, fuck it. Oh, well, fuck it.
210 00:11:34,903 00:11:36,237 I'll throw some extra cash your way, I'll throw some extra cash your way,
211 00:11:36,279 00:11:37,280 make it worth your while. make it worth your while.
212 00:11:37,322 00:11:38,531 Can't accept tips, bro. Can't accept tips, bro.
213 00:11:38,573 00:11:40,033 The app takes care of everything. The app takes care of everything.
214 00:11:40,074 00:11:42,785 I won't tell anyone if you don't. I won't tell anyone if you don't.
215 00:11:42,827 00:11:44,329 The thing is, this is a New York pack The thing is, this is a New York pack
216 00:11:44,370 00:11:46,456 so the cigs are really fucking expensive. so the cigs are really fucking expensive.
217 00:11:46,497 00:11:48,625 I know you're thinking I could get the same goddamn cigs here I know you're thinking I could get the same goddamn cigs here
218 00:11:48,666 00:11:50,001 for half the goddamn price, for half the goddamn price,
219 00:11:50,043 00:11:52,712 but I don't know what to tell you. but I don't know what to tell you.
220 00:11:52,754 00:11:54,505 I'm a sentimental guy. I'm a sentimental guy.
221 00:11:54,547 00:11:55,757 You want one? You want one?
222 00:11:55,798 00:11:57,467 Uh, I'm good, man. Thanks. Uh, I'm good, man. Thanks.
223 00:11:57,508 00:12:00,053 James, please enter a destination. James, please enter a destination.
224 00:12:00,094 00:12:03,640 Yo, aren't you gonna offer me, like, a -- a water or something? Yo, aren't you gonna offer me, like, a -- a water or something?
225 00:12:03,681 00:12:06,142 - Some gum? - What? - Some gum? - What?
226 00:12:06,184 00:12:10,021 That's what you guys usually do, isn't it? That's what you guys usually do, isn't it?
227 00:12:10,063 00:12:13,441 Yeah. Yeah.
228 00:12:15,860 00:12:17,403 Yo, you want a water? Yo, you want a water?
229 00:12:17,445 00:12:19,864 No. No, not right now. I'm good, man. No. No, not right now. I'm good, man.
230 00:12:19,906 00:12:21,699 Thanks. Maybe later. Thanks. Maybe later.
231 00:12:21,741 00:12:23,618 Hey, where we going, man? Hey, where we going, man?
232 00:12:23,660 00:12:26,663 Straight to business. I can respect that. Straight to business. I can respect that.
234 00:12:29,749 00:12:33,127 LAX? Burbank? LAX? Burbank?
235 00:12:34,462 00:12:35,964 Don't tell me I got to go to Long Beach. Don't tell me I got to go to Long Beach.
236 00:12:36,005 00:12:38,967 Yo, what the fuck are you talking about, man? Yo, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
237 00:12:39,008 00:12:42,095 Airports. It's your bag. Airports. It's your bag.
238 00:12:42,136 00:12:43,596 Oh. Gotcha. Oh. Gotcha.
239 00:12:43,638 00:12:47,016 No, no, no. That's a messy breakup. No, no, no. That's a messy breakup.
240 00:12:47,058 00:12:48,851 I'm actually not sure where I want to go right now. I'm actually not sure where I want to go right now.
241 00:12:48,893 00:12:53,106 I just needed to get away from her. I just needed to get away from her.
242 00:12:53,147 00:12:56,859 I'm sorry to hear that, man. Breakups are awful. I'm sorry to hear that, man. Breakups are awful.
244 00:12:57,986 00:13:00,154 I love you. I love you.
245 00:13:00,196 00:13:03,574 I -- I know. I -- I know.
246 00:13:04,659 00:13:06,744 Yeah. Yeah.
247 00:13:06,786 00:13:08,913 Yeah, brother, they really are. Yeah, brother, they really are.
248 00:13:12,292 00:13:14,043 All right, Bruno. All right, Bruno.
249 00:13:14,085 00:13:15,169 Where we headed? Where we headed?
250 00:13:16,587 00:13:18,214 Your name's James, right? Your name's James, right?
251 00:13:18,256 00:13:19,799 I mean, that's what the thing said. I mean, that's what the thing said.
252 00:13:19,841 00:13:21,217 Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's right.
253 00:13:21,259 00:13:23,428 Ask me again. Ask me again.
254 00:13:23,469 00:13:24,762 Ask what again? Ask what again?
255 00:13:24,804 00:13:26,889 "Where to, Bruno?" "Where to, Bruno?"
256 00:13:26,931 00:13:29,600 All right. Where to? All right. Where to?
257 00:13:29,642 00:13:32,186 Home, James, and don't spare the horses! Home, James, and don't spare the horses!
259 00:13:35,523 00:13:37,191 Sorry. Sorry.
260 00:13:37,233 00:13:38,901 I couldn't resist. I couldn't resist.
261 00:13:38,943 00:13:40,903 I'm sure you get that all the time. I'm sure you get that all the time.
262 00:13:40,945 00:13:45,241 To be honest, uh, you're the first to make the connection. To be honest, uh, you're the first to make the connection.
263 00:13:45,283 00:13:49,662 Oh. It is kind of my specialty, making connections. Oh. It is kind of my specialty, making connections.
264 00:13:51,748 00:13:54,417 I could really go for some of that gum if you've got any. I could really go for some of that gum if you've got any.
265 00:13:54,459 00:13:57,086 - What? - That gum you mentioned earlier. - What? - That gum you mentioned earlier.
266 00:14:04,552 00:14:06,929 James, please enter a destination. James, please enter a destination.
267 00:14:06,971 00:14:09,390 All right, Bruno. Where you want to go? All right, Bruno. Where you want to go?
268 00:14:09,432 00:14:10,725 Look, I don't want to put you out, Look, I don't want to put you out,
269 00:14:10,767 00:14:12,310 but would you mind taking me but would you mind taking me
270 00:14:12,352 00:14:14,395 to a couple of different places tonight? to a couple of different places tonight?
271 00:14:14,437 00:14:15,980 It'll be a big fare for you, It'll be a big fare for you,
272 00:14:16,022 00:14:17,648 and I'll throw some extra cash on top. and I'll throw some extra cash on top.
273 00:14:17,690 00:14:19,609 Look, man, I'm sorry about this, Look, man, I'm sorry about this,
274 00:14:19,650 00:14:23,196 but I just don't have a long ride in me tonight. but I just don't have a long ride in me tonight.
275 00:14:23,237 00:14:25,365 And like I said, I can't accept tips. And like I said, I can't accept tips.
276 00:14:25,406 00:14:28,034 And like I said, I won't tell if you don't. And like I said, I won't tell if you don't.
277 00:14:28,076 00:14:29,619 That's nice and everything, That's nice and everything,
278 00:14:29,660 00:14:32,163 but I kind of got somewhere I need to be in an hour. but I kind of got somewhere I need to be in an hour.
279 00:14:32,205 00:14:33,956 - In an hour? - Yeah. - In an hour? - Yeah.
280 00:14:33,998 00:14:37,210 My man, you couldn't have made it to LAX to save your life. My man, you couldn't have made it to LAX to save your life.
281 00:14:37,251 00:14:39,128 Come on, you give me a couple hours, Come on, you give me a couple hours,
282 00:14:39,170 00:14:46,094 and I will throw $100 on top of the fare. and I will throw $100 on top of the fare.
283 00:14:46,135 00:14:48,513 You need like a minute to think about that? You need like a minute to think about that?
284 00:14:48,554 00:14:50,556 And the best thing about public radio And the best thing about public radio
285 00:14:50,598 00:14:51,724 is there are no commercials. is there are no commercials.
286 00:14:51,766 00:14:52,975 - That'll work. - All right. - That'll work. - All right.
287 00:14:53,017 00:14:54,685 Let's get fucking rolling. Let's get fucking rolling.
288 00:14:54,727 00:14:57,730 Now, first, I am feeling majorly down, Now, first, I am feeling majorly down,
289 00:14:57,772 00:14:59,565 so I'm gonna need a massive pick-me-up. so I'm gonna need a massive pick-me-up.
290 00:14:59,607 00:15:01,359 Do you know this place Eidobon? Do you know this place Eidobon?
291 00:15:01,401 00:15:03,277 That's "nobodie" spelled backwards. That's "nobodie" spelled backwards.
292 00:15:03,319 00:15:05,738 - I'm not sure. - It's the spot off Larchmont. - I'm not sure. - It's the spot off Larchmont.
293 00:15:05,780 00:15:08,449 It's on Beverly and Beachwood, south side. It's on Beverly and Beachwood, south side.
294 00:15:08,491 00:15:09,742 All right. All right.
295 00:15:09,784 00:15:13,329 They do this fucking coffee there. They do this fucking coffee there.
296 00:15:13,371 00:15:15,081 It's fucking incredible. It's fucking incredible.
297 00:15:15,123 00:15:16,582 - Wait, wait. - It was started by this guy -- - Wait, wait. - It was started by this guy --
298 00:15:16,624 00:15:17,959 You want coffee right now? You want coffee right now?
299 00:15:18,000 00:15:19,544 Yeah. Only way to go is up. Yeah. Only way to go is up.
300 00:15:19,585 00:15:21,921 Do you have, like, a piece of paper for this gum? Do you have, like, a piece of paper for this gum?
301 00:15:21,963 00:15:24,507 Sure. Sure.
302 00:15:24,549 00:15:26,467 Here. Here.
303 00:15:29,137 00:15:30,638 Anyway, so this coffee Anyway, so this coffee
304 00:15:30,680 00:15:32,306 was started by this guy with this website. was started by this guy with this website.
305 00:15:32,348 00:15:34,267 And he was hiking in the Himalayas, And he was hiking in the Himalayas,
306 00:15:34,308 00:15:36,227 and he was on the brink of exhaustion, and he was on the brink of exhaustion,
307 00:15:36,269 00:15:39,063 and he met these monks, and the monks gave him this tea. and he met these monks, and the monks gave him this tea.
308 00:15:39,105 00:15:42,275 And guess what was in the tea. Yak butter. And guess what was in the tea. Yak butter.
309 00:15:42,316 00:15:45,903 Fucking butter from fucking yaks. Fucking butter from fucking yaks.
310 00:15:45,945 00:15:47,530 So he gets back to the States So he gets back to the States
311 00:15:47,572 00:15:49,866 and tries all kinds of shit to replicate it. and tries all kinds of shit to replicate it.
312 00:15:49,907 00:15:54,829 And after months of failure, guess what the key was. And after months of failure, guess what the key was.
313 00:15:54,871 00:15:57,498 - What was it? - Grass. - What was it? - Grass.
314 00:15:57,540 00:16:01,502 It had to be grass-fed butter. It had to be grass-fed butter.
315 00:16:01,544 00:16:03,963 This stuff is ambrosia, bro. This stuff is ambrosia, bro.
316 00:16:04,005 00:16:06,132 Dude made millions or some shit. Dude made millions or some shit.
317 00:16:06,174 00:16:08,468 - That's cool. - You want one? I'll get you one. - That's cool. - You want one? I'll get you one.
318 00:16:08,509 00:16:10,803 Nah, man. I don't -- I don't really drink coffee this late. Nah, man. I don't -- I don't really drink coffee this late.
319 00:16:10,845 00:16:12,305 Why? It makes you feel weird? Why? It makes you feel weird?
320 00:16:12,346 00:16:13,723 Do you know why? Toxins. Do you know why? Toxins.
321 00:16:13,764 00:16:15,933 Most coffee is full of toxins Most coffee is full of toxins
322 00:16:15,975 00:16:17,894 because the beans are covered in mold. because the beans are covered in mold.
323 00:16:17,935 00:16:21,772 But this coffee is lab tested. They take all the toxins out. But this coffee is lab tested. They take all the toxins out.
324 00:16:21,814 00:16:23,441 - Mm. - Right? - Mm. - Right?
325 00:16:23,483 00:16:25,026 Okay, well, we're here. Okay, well, we're here.
326 00:16:25,067 00:16:28,488 Um, okay, cool. Let me finish. Where was I? Um, okay, cool. Let me finish. Where was I?
327 00:16:28,529 00:16:29,864 They take all the toxins out, They take all the toxins out,
328 00:16:29,906 00:16:32,200 and then they brew it as a pour-over, and then they brew it as a pour-over,
329 00:16:32,241 00:16:33,826 which then they mix it with the grass-fed butter which then they mix it with the grass-fed butter
330 00:16:33,868 00:16:36,204 and this special fortified coconut oil. and this special fortified coconut oil.
331 00:16:36,245 00:16:38,164 Dude, if done properly, Dude, if done properly,
332 00:16:38,206 00:16:41,375 I defy any fucking barista to make a creamier I defy any fucking barista to make a creamier
333 00:16:41,417 00:16:43,211 or more delicious cup of coffee or more delicious cup of coffee
334 00:16:43,252 00:16:45,004 than the one I am about to buy you. than the one I am about to buy you.
335 00:16:45,046 00:16:47,048 You down? You down?
336 00:16:47,089 00:16:48,799 Dude, you down? Dude, you down?
337 00:16:48,841 00:16:50,760 Sure, man, I'm down. Sure, man, I'm down.
338 00:16:50,801 00:16:52,929 Great. I'll be right back, my brother. Great. I'll be right back, my brother.
341 00:17:15,368 00:17:18,079 This, is, uh, seriously yak butter? This, is, uh, seriously yak butter?
342 00:17:18,120 00:17:19,372 You like it? You like it?
343 00:17:21,165 00:17:23,501 - I actually do. - Fuck yeah. - I actually do. - Fuck yeah.
344 00:17:23,543 00:17:26,128 Just wait till you see how it makes you feel, my man. Just wait till you see how it makes you feel, my man.
345 00:17:37,515 00:17:39,642 Please enter a destination. Please enter a destination.
346 00:17:39,684 00:17:41,269 Yo, is there a way to shut that thing up? Yo, is there a way to shut that thing up?
347 00:17:41,310 00:17:43,813 It's just gonna keep saying that every 15 minutes. It's just gonna keep saying that every 15 minutes.
348 00:17:43,854 00:17:45,481 Well, that fucking sucks. Well, that fucking sucks.
349 00:17:45,523 00:17:49,443 All right, Bruno, where are we headed? All right, Bruno, where are we headed?
350 00:17:49,485 00:17:51,237 I want to see if I can crash I want to see if I can crash
351 00:17:51,279 00:17:53,656 with a buddy at Wilshire and Westlake. with a buddy at Wilshire and Westlake.
352 00:17:53,698 00:17:55,491 Okay, well, I'm gonna be honest with you. Okay, well, I'm gonna be honest with you.
353 00:17:55,533 00:17:57,410 I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is.
354 00:17:57,451 00:17:58,786 Dude, shouldn't you know this city Dude, shouldn't you know this city
355 00:17:58,828 00:18:00,121 like the back of your fucking hand? like the back of your fucking hand?
356 00:18:02,039 00:18:04,667 - I can Maps it. - I'm fucking with you. - I can Maps it. - I'm fucking with you.
357 00:18:04,709 00:18:06,669 East on Wilshire past MacArthur Park. East on Wilshire past MacArthur Park.
358 00:18:06,711 00:18:08,170 I'll be your Sherpa. I'll be your Sherpa.
359 00:18:08,212 00:18:10,339 MacArthur Park. Isn't that a little sketchy? MacArthur Park. Isn't that a little sketchy?
360 00:18:10,381 00:18:12,592 What can I say? I hang out with sketchy people. What can I say? I hang out with sketchy people.
361 00:18:12,633 00:18:16,387 You're tuned in to 81.3, the Voice of L.A. You're tuned in to 81.3, the Voice of L.A.
362 00:18:16,429 00:18:19,515 - All right. - So, dude, what's your story? - All right. - So, dude, what's your story?
363 00:18:19,557 00:18:22,101 I mean, what do you do? I mean, what do you do?
364 00:18:22,143 00:18:24,604 I drive for Ryde. I drive for Ryde.
365 00:18:24,645 00:18:27,523 No, that's what you're doing. Nobody wants to do that. No, that's what you're doing. Nobody wants to do that.
366 00:18:27,565 00:18:30,192 - Thanks. - Don"t pretend you're offended. - Thanks. - Don"t pretend you're offended.
367 00:18:30,234 00:18:32,737 People don't get offended by the truth. People don't get offended by the truth.
368 00:18:32,778 00:18:34,071 You gonna sit there and lie to me, You gonna sit there and lie to me,
369 00:18:34,113 00:18:35,823 or are you gonna tell me who you are? or are you gonna tell me who you are?
370 00:18:37,742 00:18:39,535 I'm an actor, man. I'm an actor, man.
371 00:18:42,455 00:18:44,165 Fuck, that's so L.A. Fuck, that's so L.A.
372 00:18:44,206 00:18:46,459 Of course you're an actor. Of course you're an actor.
373 00:18:46,500 00:18:48,878 Jesus, that's awful. Jesus, that's awful.
374 00:18:48,919 00:18:51,255 No, no, no. No. Don't take it like that. No, no, no. No. Don't take it like that.
375 00:18:51,297 00:18:53,049 I'm sure you're amazing. I'm sure you're amazing.
376 00:18:53,090 00:18:58,429 I'm just saying this world, you know, we take our artists, I'm just saying this world, you know, we take our artists,
377 00:18:58,471 00:19:00,556 and we make them drive our cars. and we make them drive our cars.
378 00:19:02,933 00:19:04,060 Stage or screen? Stage or screen?
379 00:19:05,311 00:19:08,064 Yo, you just told me you want to perform for a living. Yo, you just told me you want to perform for a living.
380 00:19:08,105 00:19:09,523 Don't clam up now. Don't clam up now.
381 00:19:09,565 00:19:11,859 Well, I went to school for theater, Well, I went to school for theater,
382 00:19:11,901 00:19:15,529 but I'm here auditioning for TV. but I'm here auditioning for TV.
383 00:19:15,571 00:19:18,616 Commercials. Whatever. Commercials. Whatever.
384 00:19:18,658 00:19:21,744 You're a thespian. Master thespian. You're a thespian. Master thespian.
386 00:19:23,120 00:19:24,997 You got any monologues you can reel off? You got any monologues you can reel off?
387 00:19:25,039 00:19:27,166 - Come on, man. - I'm not fucking with you. - Come on, man. - I'm not fucking with you.
388 00:19:27,208 00:19:29,251 I legitimately love theater. I legitimately love theater.
389 00:19:29,293 00:19:32,588 And there's never anything good out here. And there's never anything good out here.
390 00:19:32,630 00:19:35,549 - You know Shakespeare? - I might've heard of him. - You know Shakespeare? - I might've heard of him.
391 00:19:35,591 00:19:37,593 - Do a monologue. - No. - Do a monologue. - No.
392 00:19:37,635 00:19:40,137 Dude, do a monologue. Dude, do a monologue.
393 00:19:40,179 00:19:41,806 I am not about to reel off I am not about to reel off
394 00:19:41,847 00:19:43,766 a Shakespearean monologue right now. a Shakespearean monologue right now.
395 00:19:43,808 00:19:45,810 Okay. Okay.
396 00:19:45,851 00:19:49,271 That's okay. I can respect that. That's okay. I can respect that.
397 00:19:49,313 00:19:51,357 - 50 bucks. - What? - 50 bucks. - What?
398 00:19:51,399 00:19:53,317 I am going to pay you an extra $50 I am going to pay you an extra $50
399 00:19:53,359 00:19:56,529 to do a monologue from Shakespeare. to do a monologue from Shakespeare.
400 00:19:58,656 00:20:00,074 A hundred. A hundred.
401 00:20:00,116 00:20:01,784 Do not fuck with me right now. Do not fuck with me right now.
402 00:20:01,826 00:20:03,869 Dead serious. A hundred bucks. Dead serious. A hundred bucks.
403 00:20:03,911 00:20:05,413 Think of it as a favor to me. Think of it as a favor to me.
404 00:20:05,454 00:20:07,915 And do "Richard III." It's my favorite. And do "Richard III." It's my favorite.
405 00:20:07,957 00:20:10,000 Well, I don't know "Richard III." Well, I don't know "Richard III."
406 00:20:10,042 00:20:11,919 Okay. Okay.
407 00:20:11,961 00:20:13,337 I know "Richard II." I know "Richard II."
408 00:20:13,379 00:20:15,381 Fuck yeah! Now we're fucking talking. Fuck yeah! Now we're fucking talking.
409 00:20:15,423 00:20:18,718 - Let's hear that shit! - Ah! - Let's hear that shit! - Ah!
411 00:20:26,976 00:20:29,520 Huh. Huh.
412 00:20:29,562 00:20:32,273 Let's talk of graves, Let's talk of graves,
413 00:20:32,314 00:20:35,443 of worms and epitaphs, of worms and epitaphs,
414 00:20:35,484 00:20:39,947 make dust our paper and with rainy eyes write sorrow make dust our paper and with rainy eyes write sorrow
415 00:20:39,989 00:20:41,824 on the bosom of the earth. on the bosom of the earth.
416 00:20:41,866 00:20:46,495 Let's choose executors, talk of wills, Let's choose executors, talk of wills,
417 00:20:46,537 00:20:49,165 and yet not so, for what can we bequeath and yet not so, for what can we bequeath
418 00:20:49,206 00:20:52,084 save our deposed bodies to the ground? save our deposed bodies to the ground?
419 00:20:52,126 00:20:56,922 Our land, our lives, and all are Bolingbroke's, Our land, our lives, and all are Bolingbroke's,
420 00:20:56,964 00:20:59,884 and nothing can we call our own but death. and nothing can we call our own but death.
421 00:20:59,925 00:21:03,137 For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
422 00:21:03,179 00:21:05,639 and tell sad stories of the death of kings. and tell sad stories of the death of kings.
423 00:21:05,681 00:21:08,434 For within the hollow crown that rounds For within the hollow crown that rounds
424 00:21:08,476 00:21:12,271 the mortal temples of a king keeps Death his court, the mortal temples of a king keeps Death his court,
425 00:21:12,313 00:21:16,275 infusing him with self and vain conceit, infusing him with self and vain conceit,
426 00:21:16,317 00:21:20,321 as if this flesh which walls about our life as if this flesh which walls about our life
427 00:21:20,362 00:21:22,448 were brass impregnable, were brass impregnable,
428 00:21:22,490 00:21:26,535 and humored thus comes at the last and humored thus comes at the last
429 00:21:26,577 00:21:32,917 with a little pin bore through his castle walls, farewell king. with a little pin bore through his castle walls, farewell king.
430 00:21:32,958 00:21:37,129 Cover your heads and mock not flesh and blood Cover your heads and mock not flesh and blood
431 00:21:37,171 00:21:38,881 with solemn reverence -- with solemn reverence --
432 00:21:38,923 00:21:42,134 throw away respect and tradition, throw away respect and tradition,
433 00:21:42,176 00:21:45,971 form, ceremonious duty, form, ceremonious duty,
434 00:21:46,013 00:21:49,600 for you have but mistook me all this while -- for you have but mistook me all this while --
435 00:21:49,642 00:21:52,478 I live with bread like you, I live with bread like you,
436 00:21:52,520 00:21:56,273 feel want, taste grief, feel want, taste grief,
437 00:21:56,315 00:22:01,821 need friends, and subjected thus, need friends, and subjected thus,
438 00:22:01,862 00:22:04,490 how can you say to me, I am a king? how can you say to me, I am a king?
439 00:22:12,289 00:22:13,833 You are a king. You are a king.
440 00:22:13,874 00:22:16,293 You're the fucking king, man. You're the fucking king, man.
441 00:22:16,335 00:22:20,214 Oh, you should be booking all over the place with that shit. Oh, you should be booking all over the place with that shit.
442 00:22:20,256 00:22:22,174 It's money well spent. It's money well spent.
443 00:22:22,216 00:22:24,885 Wow. Wow.
444 00:22:24,927 00:22:26,929 I don't know what to say, man. You liked it? I don't know what to say, man. You liked it?
445 00:22:26,971 00:22:28,472 I liked it? I liked it?
446 00:22:28,514 00:22:30,975 You're an artist. You're an artist.
447 00:22:31,016 00:22:32,977 That shit comes from the heart. That shit comes from the heart.
448 00:22:33,018 00:22:35,980 That means a whole lot to hear you say that, man. That means a whole lot to hear you say that, man.
449 00:22:36,021 00:22:37,731 That one's kind of close to me. That one's kind of close to me.
450 00:22:37,773 00:22:40,109 Like, I used it to audition for school. Like, I used it to audition for school.
451 00:22:40,150 00:22:42,319 This is gonna sound dumb, but when I think about This is gonna sound dumb, but when I think about
452 00:22:42,361 00:22:44,530 like what it is that I really want out of life, like what it is that I really want out of life,
453 00:22:44,572 00:22:49,159 I just, I don't want to die having not played Richard II. I just, I don't want to die having not played Richard II.
454 00:22:49,201 00:22:51,495 - Broadway? - Any stage will do. - Broadway? - Any stage will do.
456 00:22:53,581 00:22:56,417 Okay, I hate to be that asshole who asks, Okay, I hate to be that asshole who asks,
457 00:22:56,458 00:22:58,836 "Have I seen you in anything?" but... "Have I seen you in anything?" but...
458 00:22:58,878 00:23:00,921 But would I have seen you in anything? But would I have seen you in anything?
459 00:23:00,963 00:23:03,924 Uh, well, Uh, well,
460 00:23:03,966 00:23:08,178 I did this, uh, guest spot on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." I did this, uh, guest spot on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."
461 00:23:08,220 00:23:10,347 - No fucking way. - Yeah. - No fucking way. - Yeah.
462 00:23:10,389 00:23:11,724 I bet you were the supervillain. I bet you were the supervillain.
463 00:23:11,765 00:23:14,184 No. I was a henchman. No. I was a henchman.
464 00:23:14,226 00:23:17,730 I haven't graduated to supervillain yet. I haven't graduated to supervillain yet.
465 00:23:17,771 00:23:20,232 Well, we'll get you there, buddy. Well, we'll get you there, buddy.
466 00:23:27,948 00:23:31,035 All right, halfway up the block. All right, halfway up the block.
467 00:23:31,076 00:23:33,203 Okay, just pull up right here. Okay, just pull up right here.
468 00:23:33,245 00:23:35,998 All right, here. All right, here.
469 00:23:36,040 00:23:39,168 Uh, flashers off. Just chill. I'll be like two minutes. Uh, flashers off. Just chill. I'll be like two minutes.
470 00:23:39,209 00:23:42,296 You mind killing the lights, leaving the engine on? You mind killing the lights, leaving the engine on?
471 00:23:42,338 00:23:43,964 Okay. Is everything all right? Okay. Is everything all right?
472 00:23:44,006 00:23:46,508 Totally. It's just a sketchy neighborhood. Totally. It's just a sketchy neighborhood.
473 00:23:46,550 00:23:48,427 I get nervous. I get nervous.
474 00:23:48,469 00:23:50,930 So you want me to just, like, just wait here for a second? So you want me to just, like, just wait here for a second?
475 00:23:50,971 00:23:52,806 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just need to see Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just need to see
476 00:23:52,848 00:23:54,683 if my buddy's home and if I can crash with him. if my buddy's home and if I can crash with him.
477 00:23:54,725 00:23:56,435 If not, I might need to roll somewhere else. If not, I might need to roll somewhere else.
478 00:23:56,477 00:23:58,103 You mind waiting? Is that cool? You mind waiting? Is that cool?
479 00:24:00,105 00:24:03,150 - Yeah, man. It's cool. - Thank God. - Yeah, man. It's cool. - Thank God.
480 00:24:03,192 00:24:05,235 What are the chances I could ever find another James? What are the chances I could ever find another James?
481 00:24:05,277 00:24:06,487 Slim to none. Slim to none.
482 00:24:06,528 00:24:08,614 Slim to none. I hate those odds. Slim to none. I hate those odds.
483 00:24:08,656 00:24:10,783 - Thanks, dude. - All right, man. - Thanks, dude. - All right, man.
485 00:24:25,798 00:24:27,549 Hello? Hello?
486 00:24:27,591 00:24:29,176 Hey, man. Hey, man.
487 00:24:29,218 00:24:31,887 No, I'm -- I'm good. I'm all good. No, I'm -- I'm good. I'm all good.
488 00:24:31,929 00:24:36,475 Yeah. I'm sure it's pretty late for you. Yeah. I'm sure it's pretty late for you.
489 00:24:36,517 00:24:38,143 It has been a while. It has been a while.
490 00:24:38,185 00:24:42,147 Uh, I'm -- I'm driving for Ryde. Yeah. Uh, I'm -- I'm driving for Ryde. Yeah.
491 00:24:42,189 00:24:43,816 Hey, listen, I actually wanted to ask you something. Hey, listen, I actually wanted to ask you something.
493 00:24:45,359 00:24:47,069 Hey, hang on for a second, Jason. Hey, hang on for a second, Jason.
496 00:24:55,035 00:24:57,413 Yeah, I'm here. My bad. Yeah, I'm here. My bad.
497 00:24:57,454 00:25:00,374 Um, yeah, when you were -- when you were driving, Um, yeah, when you were -- when you were driving,
498 00:25:00,416 00:25:03,877 did anybody ever ask you out? did anybody ever ask you out?
499 00:25:03,919 00:25:07,172 Yeah, like a girl, man. Yeah, like a girl, man.
501 00:25:10,426 00:25:14,972 Yeah, she was beautiful, and we just -- we hit it off. Yeah, she was beautiful, and we just -- we hit it off.
502 00:25:15,014 00:25:17,766 Well, I guess I wouldn't be asking about it, Well, I guess I wouldn't be asking about it,
503 00:25:17,808 00:25:20,185 but I -- I guess I'm still thinking about her. but I -- I guess I'm still thinking about her.
504 00:25:20,227 00:25:22,521 Shit. Shit.
505 00:25:22,563 00:25:25,274 Uh, yeah, well, let me -- let me call you back actually. Uh, yeah, well, let me -- let me call you back actually.
506 00:25:25,315 00:25:27,109 Nah, don't worry about it. Nah, don't worry about it.
507 00:25:27,151 00:25:28,193 Oh. Oh.
508 00:25:28,235 00:25:29,695 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
509 00:25:29,737 00:25:31,864 All right. Talk to you soon. Bye. All right. Talk to you soon. Bye.
510 00:25:31,905 00:25:33,866 All right, let's get the fuck out of dodge. All right, let's get the fuck out of dodge.
511 00:25:33,907 00:25:35,826 All right. Let's do it. All right. Let's do it.
512 00:25:37,578 00:25:39,580 Can you please do that from the road? Can you please do that from the road?
513 00:25:39,621 00:25:42,499 - Uh, sure. - Trying to make moves. - Uh, sure. - Trying to make moves.
514 00:25:43,542 00:25:45,544 No problem. No problem.
516 00:25:48,505 00:25:52,634 Up next, a local band with a vintage sound. Up next, a local band with a vintage sound.
517 00:25:52,676 00:25:54,178 These guys have been taking over... These guys have been taking over...
518 00:25:54,219 00:25:57,765 So what's up, man? Was your buddy not home or what? So what's up, man? Was your buddy not home or what?
519 00:25:57,806 00:26:01,018 Uh, yeah, he wasn't -- he wasn't there. Uh, yeah, he wasn't -- he wasn't there.
520 00:26:02,269 00:26:04,521 Park's beautiful this time of night. Park's beautiful this time of night.
521 00:26:04,563 00:26:08,317 No, I mean, it's filled with homeless drug addicts, No, I mean, it's filled with homeless drug addicts,
522 00:26:08,358 00:26:10,110 but it's beautiful nonetheless. but it's beautiful nonetheless.
523 00:26:10,152 00:26:13,822 Where are we headed? Where are we headed?
524 00:26:13,864 00:26:17,785 Uh, just keep heading west. I'll figure it out. Uh, just keep heading west. I'll figure it out.
525 00:26:19,870 00:26:21,955 Yo, you know you've got something on your shirt? Yo, you know you've got something on your shirt?
526 00:26:22,956 00:26:24,666 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
527 00:26:24,708 00:26:27,586 Ah, I used to get these fucking nosebleeds as a kid, Ah, I used to get these fucking nosebleeds as a kid,
528 00:26:27,628 00:26:29,755 and the cold weather brings them back. and the cold weather brings them back.
529 00:26:29,797 00:26:32,257 - Here, you want a tissue? - No, I'm good, I'm good. - Here, you want a tissue? - No, I'm good, I'm good.
530 00:26:32,299 00:26:34,009 - You sure? - Yeah. - You sure? - Yeah.
531 00:26:34,051 00:26:35,052 All right. All right.
532 00:26:37,096 00:26:39,515 Yo, Bruno, when we were back there, Yo, Bruno, when we were back there,
533 00:26:39,556 00:26:41,391 did you hear something weird? did you hear something weird?
534 00:26:41,433 00:26:44,478 Pff, dude, it's MacArthur Park. Pff, dude, it's MacArthur Park.
535 00:26:44,520 00:26:47,940 Neighborhood is nothing but weird noises. Neighborhood is nothing but weird noises.
536 00:26:47,981 00:26:51,068 - I'm from out here actually. - Where? From MacArthur Park? - I'm from out here actually. - Where? From MacArthur Park?
537 00:26:51,110 00:26:53,946 No. I'm a L.A. native, though. There are fewer and fewer of us. No. I'm a L.A. native, though. There are fewer and fewer of us.
538 00:26:53,987 00:26:57,991 We're a dying breed. Like unicorns or some shit. We're a dying breed. Like unicorns or some shit.
540 00:27:00,577 00:27:03,539 Hey, uh, I want to apologize for earlier, Hey, uh, I want to apologize for earlier,
541 00:27:03,580 00:27:04,581 making you miss your thing. making you miss your thing.
542 00:27:04,623 00:27:06,500 - What thing? - Thing. - What thing? - Thing.
543 00:27:06,542 00:27:08,669 The thing you had to do an hour after you picked me up. The thing you had to do an hour after you picked me up.
544 00:27:08,710 00:27:10,254 Oh! It's funny. Oh! It's funny.
545 00:27:10,295 00:27:13,549 Nah, I'd forgotten all about that. Nah, I'd forgotten all about that.
546 00:27:13,590 00:27:17,052 Well sincerely, thank you for missing it, whatever it was. Well sincerely, thank you for missing it, whatever it was.
547 00:27:17,094 00:27:18,345 No problem. No problem.
548 00:27:20,681 00:27:22,182 What was it? What was it?
549 00:27:22,224 00:27:25,310 - Ah, it wasn't important. - Oh, shit. - Ah, it wasn't important. - Oh, shit.
550 00:27:25,352 00:27:27,813 That means it definitely was important. What was it? That means it definitely was important. What was it?
551 00:27:29,314 00:27:30,649 Just this girl. Just this girl.
552 00:27:30,691 00:27:33,527 - Fuck me! Just this girl? - Oh, don't do that. - Fuck me! Just this girl? - Oh, don't do that.
553 00:27:33,569 00:27:35,571 - There are no three words... - Come on. - There are no three words... - Come on.
554 00:27:35,612 00:27:38,240 ...in the contemporary English language more telling, ...in the contemporary English language more telling,
555 00:27:38,282 00:27:42,786 more loaded, more fucking epic in scope than "just this girl." more loaded, more fucking epic in scope than "just this girl."
556 00:27:42,828 00:27:45,247 Fucking take that, William Shakespeare! Fucking take that, William Shakespeare!
557 00:27:45,289 00:27:48,542 Yo, it's -- it's really not that big of a deal, bro. Yo, it's -- it's really not that big of a deal, bro.
558 00:27:48,584 00:27:50,586 Give me the details. I'll tell you if it was a big deal. Give me the details. I'll tell you if it was a big deal.
559 00:27:50,627 00:27:54,047 All right, so before I picked you up, All right, so before I picked you up,
560 00:27:54,089 00:27:55,424 like, I had my first fare of the night, like, I had my first fare of the night,
561 00:27:55,465 00:27:56,466 and it was this girl. and it was this girl.
562 00:27:56,508 00:27:57,926 Oh, this girl. Oh, this girl.
563 00:27:57,968 00:28:00,971 So, like, I prepare myself for the usual, So, like, I prepare myself for the usual,
564 00:28:01,013 00:28:03,015 you know, try to turn the awkward conversation you know, try to turn the awkward conversation
565 00:28:03,056 00:28:04,433 into witty banter. into witty banter.
566 00:28:04,474 00:28:06,935 But this time it's a little different. But this time it's a little different.
567 00:28:06,977 00:28:09,313 - You got a picture. - What? - You got a picture. - What?
568 00:28:09,354 00:28:11,773 - On the app, man. - No, that's creeping, bro. - On the app, man. - No, that's creeping, bro.
569 00:28:11,815 00:28:13,442 - That's unethical. - What are you talking about? - That's unethical. - What are you talking about?
570 00:28:13,483 00:28:15,736 What's unethical is to get me this interested What's unethical is to get me this interested
571 00:28:15,777 00:28:17,613 and not let me know what she looks like. and not let me know what she looks like.
572 00:28:17,654 00:28:19,573 "Previous fare." "Previous fare."
573 00:28:19,615 00:28:21,825 Yo. Yo.
574 00:28:21,867 00:28:23,076 - What the fuck, dude? - See that? - What the fuck, dude? - See that?
575 00:28:23,118 00:28:24,661 I know, right? Look. I know, right? Look.
576 00:28:24,703 00:28:27,539 All right, man, that's enough. All right, man, that's enough.
577 00:28:27,581 00:28:31,835 Anyway, so, like, I really liked talking to this girl. Anyway, so, like, I really liked talking to this girl.
578 00:28:31,877 00:28:34,421 You know what I mean? She was just no bullshit. You know what I mean? She was just no bullshit.
579 00:28:34,463 00:28:35,839 Like, she even made this joke Like, she even made this joke
580 00:28:35,881 00:28:38,634 about how everyone in L.A. drives drunk. about how everyone in L.A. drives drunk.
581 00:28:38,675 00:28:40,135 Uh, she's not wrong. Uh, she's not wrong.
582 00:28:40,177 00:28:42,804 Well, yeah, but anyways, at the end of the ride, Well, yeah, but anyways, at the end of the ride,
583 00:28:42,846 00:28:44,765 she invites me to come meet up with her she invites me to come meet up with her
584 00:28:44,806 00:28:46,767 and her friends for some drinks. and her friends for some drinks.
585 00:28:46,808 00:28:49,937 Oh, man, that's the dream, dude. Oh, man, that's the dream, dude.
586 00:28:49,978 00:28:52,648 Cabbie gets asked out by a hot passenger. Cabbie gets asked out by a hot passenger.
587 00:28:52,689 00:28:55,067 - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, man. - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, man.
588 00:28:55,108 00:28:57,277 Yeah. Yeah.
589 00:28:57,319 00:28:59,279 Then what the fuck are you doing here with me? Then what the fuck are you doing here with me?
590 00:28:59,321 00:29:03,158 Well, uh, I needed to make some money. Well, uh, I needed to make some money.
591 00:29:03,200 00:29:06,370 Yo, tell me you got her number. Yo, tell me you got her number.
592 00:29:06,411 00:29:08,455 Ohh... Ohh...
593 00:29:08,497 00:29:10,791 She got away, like, right before I could. She got away, like, right before I could.
594 00:29:10,832 00:29:13,126 Oh, bullshit. You hesitated. Oh, bullshit. You hesitated.
595 00:29:13,168 00:29:15,629 I did not hesitate. I did not hesitate.
597 00:29:17,547 00:29:19,049 I hesitated. I hesitated.
598 00:29:20,550 00:29:21,969 Let's go. Let's go.
599 00:29:22,010 00:29:23,720 Where to next, man? Where to next, man?
600 00:29:23,762 00:29:26,640 - The bar, man. - What do you mean, the bar? - The bar, man. - What do you mean, the bar?
601 00:29:26,682 00:29:28,392 The bar where the girl said she was gonna be. The bar where the girl said she was gonna be.
602 00:29:28,433 00:29:30,060 - Where was it? - No! We don't need to do that. - Where was it? - No! We don't need to do that.
603 00:29:30,102 00:29:32,271 Dude, you caught feelings. We got to go! Dude, you caught feelings. We got to go!
604 00:29:32,312 00:29:34,523 No, it was like this little passing moment... No, it was like this little passing moment...
605 00:29:34,564 00:29:36,608 James, I am not gonna be the force in your life James, I am not gonna be the force in your life
606 00:29:36,650 00:29:39,569 that prevents you from hanging out with this girl tonight. that prevents you from hanging out with this girl tonight.
607 00:29:39,611 00:29:41,655 I mean, who knows, man, maybe you're meant -- I mean, who knows, man, maybe you're meant --
608 00:29:41,697 00:29:44,283 meant to kiss her tonight. meant to kiss her tonight.
609 00:29:44,324 00:29:47,411 Maybe you're meant to fuck her tonight. Maybe you're meant to fuck her tonight.
610 00:29:47,452 00:29:49,246 Maybe you're meant to knock this girl up, Maybe you're meant to knock this girl up,
611 00:29:49,288 00:29:51,456 and nine months from now you marry her and nine months from now you marry her
612 00:29:51,498 00:29:52,874 to appease her parents, to appease her parents,
613 00:29:52,916 00:29:55,502 and I'm the best man at your fucking wedding. and I'm the best man at your fucking wedding.
614 00:29:55,544 00:30:00,340 Wow. Uh, I'm gonna pass on that last part. Wow. Uh, I'm gonna pass on that last part.
615 00:30:00,382 00:30:02,759 All right, well, I'm offended by that. All right, well, I'm offended by that.
616 00:30:02,801 00:30:05,178 But this girl is gonna be more offended But this girl is gonna be more offended
617 00:30:05,220 00:30:06,513 if you don't show up tonight. if you don't show up tonight.
618 00:30:06,555 00:30:07,848 She's counting on you. She's counting on you.
619 00:30:07,889 00:30:10,517 Bro, she could not have actually thought Bro, she could not have actually thought
620 00:30:10,559 00:30:12,352 - that I was gonna come. - Are you kidding? - that I was gonna come. - Are you kidding?
621 00:30:12,394 00:30:13,937 What world do you live in What world do you live in
622 00:30:13,979 00:30:15,981 where a girl invites a guy somewhere where a girl invites a guy somewhere
623 00:30:16,023 00:30:17,774 she doesn't actually want him to be? she doesn't actually want him to be?
624 00:30:17,816 00:30:20,027 That does not happen. That does not happen.
625 00:30:20,068 00:30:23,488 Right now she is in there making a conversation, Right now she is in there making a conversation,
626 00:30:23,530 00:30:25,615 faking a fucking laugh here and there. faking a fucking laugh here and there.
627 00:30:25,657 00:30:27,117 "Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha." "Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha."
628 00:30:27,159 00:30:30,454 But all the while she's glancing back at the door. But all the while she's glancing back at the door.
629 00:30:30,495 00:30:33,123 And in the back of her mind, she's waiting for someone... And in the back of her mind, she's waiting for someone...
630 00:30:33,165 00:30:34,833 - Come on, bro. - ...to walk through that door. - Come on, bro. - ...to walk through that door.
631 00:30:34,875 00:30:37,294 That someone is you, homey. That someone is you, homey.
632 00:30:37,336 00:30:39,379 That someone is you! That someone is you!
633 00:30:39,421 00:30:43,592 Up next is a song to make some mistakes to. Up next is a song to make some mistakes to.
634 00:30:43,633 00:30:47,929 ♪ Feel a change coming over me ♪ ♪ Feel a change coming over me ♪
635 00:30:47,971 00:30:51,558 ♪ It's a brand-new day ♪ ♪ It's a brand-new day ♪
636 00:30:51,600 00:30:55,103 ♪ I can clearly see ♪ ♪ I can clearly see ♪
637 00:30:55,145 00:30:58,231 ♪ And the morning when I wake up ♪ ♪ And the morning when I wake up ♪
638 00:30:58,273 00:31:00,901 ♪ Till I sleep at night ♪ ♪ Till I sleep at night ♪
639 00:31:00,942 00:31:03,403 Oh, we're too late. Look -- Look at this line. Oh, we're too late. Look -- Look at this line.
640 00:31:03,445 00:31:05,405 Just tell them you're with Bruno Anthony. Just tell them you're with Bruno Anthony.
641 00:31:05,447 00:31:07,407 You're kidding. You're kidding.
642 00:31:07,449 00:31:10,494 Dude, trust me. All right, here's the plan. Dude, trust me. All right, here's the plan.
643 00:31:10,535 00:31:12,579 You run in, walk straight up to her, no hesitation. You run in, walk straight up to her, no hesitation.
644 00:31:12,621 00:31:15,749 You say a polite hello to her friends and then ignore them. You say a polite hello to her friends and then ignore them.
645 00:31:15,791 00:31:19,878 And then, very directly, you ask her if she wants to come And then, very directly, you ask her if she wants to come
646 00:31:19,920 00:31:23,173 with you and a buddy -- me -- to a house party in Malibu. with you and a buddy -- me -- to a house party in Malibu.
647 00:31:23,215 00:31:27,219 A little kickback, a few brews, a fucking hot tub. A little kickback, a few brews, a fucking hot tub.
648 00:31:27,260 00:31:28,428 She'll never go for that. She'll never go for that.
649 00:31:28,470 00:31:31,181 Tell her that sometimes Tell her that sometimes
650 00:31:31,223 00:31:34,017 when we trust our impulses, when we trust our impulses,
651 00:31:34,059 00:31:36,561 incredible things can happen. incredible things can happen.
652 00:31:36,603 00:31:38,522 I'm a total stranger. I'm a total stranger.
653 00:31:38,563 00:31:43,693 Well, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. Well, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
655 00:31:48,281 00:31:50,075 We're going to a hot tub in Malibu? We're going to a hot tub in Malibu?
656 00:31:50,117 00:31:52,035 You are goddamn right we are. You are goddamn right we are.
657 00:31:52,077 00:31:53,995 Now get in there and bring back a beautiful woman. Now get in there and bring back a beautiful woman.
659 00:31:57,749 00:32:00,419 - It's a tow-away zone. - Just leave the keys with me. - It's a tow-away zone. - Just leave the keys with me.
660 00:32:00,460 00:32:01,920 What do you think, I'm crazy? What do you think, I'm crazy?
661 00:32:01,962 00:32:03,797 Dude, I couldn't do anything if I wanted to. Dude, I couldn't do anything if I wanted to.
662 00:32:03,839 00:32:07,467 The app has my card number. It'd charge me for a car. The app has my card number. It'd charge me for a car.
663 00:32:09,970 00:32:11,054 Okay, here's a bet. Okay, here's a bet.
664 00:32:11,096 00:32:13,014 If you can pull this off, If you can pull this off,
665 00:32:13,056 00:32:15,767 I'll be your chauffeur for the rest of the night. I'll be your chauffeur for the rest of the night.
667 00:32:19,062 00:32:20,272 Done. Done.
668 00:32:20,313 00:32:22,691 All right. All right.
669 00:32:22,732 00:32:24,818 You want me to see if she has like a hot friend or something? You want me to see if she has like a hot friend or something?
670 00:32:24,860 00:32:28,280 Absolutely not. This night is about you. Absolutely not. This night is about you.
673 00:33:07,027 00:33:08,195 I don't know if you saw, I don't know if you saw,
674 00:33:08,236 00:33:10,113 but there's a little bit of a line. but there's a little bit of a line.
675 00:33:10,155 00:33:11,907 Uh, I'm meeting Bruno Anthony. Uh, I'm meeting Bruno Anthony.
676 00:33:11,948 00:33:13,742 Why didn't you say so? Go ahead. Why didn't you say so? Go ahead.
677 00:33:13,783 00:33:15,660 And tell him I say hi. And tell him I say hi.
678 00:33:57,911 00:34:00,830 Hi! Wow! You finally came. Hi! Wow! You finally came.
679 00:34:00,872 00:34:02,999 I did not think you were gonna show. I did not think you were gonna show.
680 00:34:03,041 00:34:05,460 Oh, it's been a super bizarre night. Oh, it's been a super bizarre night.
681 00:34:18,890 00:34:21,560 - You want a drink? - I'm actually still working. - You want a drink? - I'm actually still working.
682 00:34:21,601 00:34:24,062 Oh. Then why'd you come? Oh. Then why'd you come?
683 00:34:24,104 00:34:26,523 I really liked talking to you. I really liked talking to you.
684 00:34:27,983 00:34:32,487 Uh, I really liked talking to you too. Uh, I really liked talking to you too.
685 00:34:37,951 00:34:39,661 I mean, the last thing I want I mean, the last thing I want
686 00:34:39,703 00:34:41,663 is to be one of those smarmy Ryde guys is to be one of those smarmy Ryde guys
687 00:34:41,705 00:34:43,039 who, like, manages to get a number. who, like, manages to get a number.
688 00:34:43,081 00:34:45,959 No, no, I don't think you're smarmy. No, no, I don't think you're smarmy.
689 00:34:46,001 00:34:48,503 So I made a good first impression. So I made a good first impression.
690 00:34:48,545 00:34:51,006 Mm. Mm.
691 00:34:53,258 00:34:56,720 Hello, James. Please enter a destination. Hello, James. Please enter a destination.
692 00:34:56,761 00:35:00,390 So I made a buddy tonight. So I made a buddy tonight.
693 00:35:00,432 00:35:02,809 He invited me to this party in Malibu He invited me to this party in Malibu
694 00:35:02,851 00:35:05,937 with some drinks, a little music. with some drinks, a little music.
695 00:35:05,979 00:35:08,148 - Apparently there's a hot tub. - Ooh. - Apparently there's a hot tub. - Ooh.
696 00:35:08,189 00:35:09,941 And I want you to come. And I want you to come.
697 00:35:11,067 00:35:12,360 A buddy? A buddy?
698 00:35:18,450 00:35:19,868 Yeah, his girl left him, Yeah, his girl left him,
699 00:35:19,909 00:35:21,703 and he's kind of piecing things back together, and he's kind of piecing things back together,
700 00:35:21,745 00:35:22,829 but he seems chill. but he seems chill.
701 00:35:22,871 00:35:24,914 Um... Um...
702 00:35:24,956 00:35:27,083 I thought it might be a little weird, I thought it might be a little weird,
703 00:35:27,125 00:35:28,543 me coming back here to see you, me coming back here to see you,
704 00:35:28,585 00:35:31,087 but sometimes when you trust your impulses, but sometimes when you trust your impulses,
705 00:35:31,129 00:35:32,797 incredible things can happen. incredible things can happen.
706 00:35:33,965 00:35:36,926 So where did you say that party was at, again? So where did you say that party was at, again?
707 00:35:36,968 00:35:38,887 We'll be keeping the vinyl spinning We'll be keeping the vinyl spinning
708 00:35:38,928 00:35:42,349 for quite some time, so don't touch that dial. for quite some time, so don't touch that dial.
710 00:35:54,235 00:35:56,613 ♪ You think you know me, but you don't know ♪ ♪ You think you know me, but you don't know ♪
711 00:35:56,655 00:35:59,115 ♪ I be at the top, chilling at the place you won't go ♪ ♪ I be at the top, chilling at the place you won't go ♪
712 00:35:59,157 00:36:01,242 ♪ Just shine it, lay back, recline it ♪ ♪ Just shine it, lay back, recline it ♪
713 00:36:01,284 00:36:03,078 ♪ Do it so easily as if I ain't even trying ♪ ♪ Do it so easily as if I ain't even trying ♪
714 00:36:03,119 00:36:05,080 ♪ Think you could beat me? Never that ♪ ♪ Think you could beat me? Never that ♪
715 00:36:05,121 00:36:07,207 ♪ Running to the finish like this is the Olympics ♪ ♪ Running to the finish like this is the Olympics ♪
716 00:36:07,248 00:36:08,541 ♪ Tell me where my medals at ♪ ♪ Tell me where my medals at ♪
717 00:36:08,583 00:36:10,126 ♪ So fresh in my white tee ♪ ♪ So fresh in my white tee ♪
718 00:36:10,168 00:36:11,670 ♪ Cue the beat, ever so feisty ♪ ♪ Cue the beat, ever so feisty ♪
719 00:36:11,711 00:36:13,088 ♪ Then pass it to YB ♪ ♪ Then pass it to YB ♪
720 00:36:13,129 00:36:14,130 ♪ Frantic ♪ ♪ Frantic ♪
721 00:36:17,175 00:36:19,719 Dude! Where's your car? Dude! Where's your car?
722 00:36:19,761 00:36:21,346 That's not fucking cool, Bruno. That's not fucking cool, Bruno.
723 00:36:21,388 00:36:23,139 Cops were gonna tow you, brother. I had to make a call. Cops were gonna tow you, brother. I had to make a call.
724 00:36:23,181 00:36:24,724 That's fucking bullshit, man. That's fucking bullshit, man.
725 00:36:24,766 00:36:27,936 Dude, look over there. Dude, look over there.
726 00:36:27,977 00:36:31,064 - Oh, fuck me. - A thank-you would be nice. - Oh, fuck me. - A thank-you would be nice.
727 00:36:31,106 00:36:33,400 Hey. Is this your friend? Hey. Is this your friend?
728 00:36:33,441 00:36:35,777 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is him.
729 00:36:35,819 00:36:38,321 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi. - Hi.
731 00:36:42,867 00:36:45,370 Oh, shit, I love this song. Oh, shit, I love this song.
732 00:36:45,412 00:36:47,497 This is a mix. This is a mix.
733 00:36:47,539 00:36:49,374 James still burns mix CDs. James still burns mix CDs.
734 00:36:49,416 00:36:51,084 My phone doesn't connect. My phone doesn't connect.
735 00:36:51,126 00:36:53,002 That's fucking adorable. That's fucking adorable.
736 00:36:53,044 00:36:55,213 So, uh, for those of us without an app, So, uh, for those of us without an app,
737 00:36:55,255 00:36:56,715 what is your name, my dear? what is your name, my dear?
738 00:36:56,756 00:36:58,758 Oh, how rude of me. Oh, how rude of me.
739 00:36:58,800 00:37:00,051 - I'm Jess. - How rude indeed. - I'm Jess. - How rude indeed.
740 00:37:00,093 00:37:02,345 Jess. What a pleasure. Jess. What a pleasure.
741 00:37:02,387 00:37:05,348 Wow, so fancy and formal. Wow, so fancy and formal.
742 00:37:05,390 00:37:07,976 Nice to meet you, Bruno A.? Nice to meet you, Bruno A.?
743 00:37:08,017 00:37:09,477 Bruno A. That's me. Bruno A. That's me.
744 00:37:09,519 00:37:11,646 All the names in the book All the names in the book
745 00:37:11,688 00:37:14,274 your parents could have went with, your parents could have went with,
746 00:37:14,315 00:37:16,025 they went with Bruno? they went with Bruno?
747 00:37:16,067 00:37:18,319 Beg your pardon! Bruno's a sweet name. Beg your pardon! Bruno's a sweet name.
748 00:37:18,361 00:37:22,031 Yo, I'm sorry, man, but I thought the exact same thing. Yo, I'm sorry, man, but I thought the exact same thing.
749 00:37:22,073 00:37:25,326 Oh, backstabber. True colors, James. Oh, backstabber. True colors, James.
750 00:37:25,368 00:37:28,872 Wait, James, why didn't you tell me your friend was a ride? Wait, James, why didn't you tell me your friend was a ride?
751 00:37:28,913 00:37:30,373 Yeah, what the fuck, James? Yeah, what the fuck, James?
752 00:37:30,415 00:37:32,000 - What the fuck, James? - You didn't ask! - What the fuck, James? - You didn't ask!
753 00:37:32,041 00:37:34,127 Dude, I told you to lead with that. Dude, I told you to lead with that.
754 00:37:34,169 00:37:36,212 - Whatever. It's all equal now. - What do you mean? - Whatever. It's all equal now. - What do you mean?
755 00:37:36,254 00:37:39,340 Well, you were a ride, and now we're all best friends. Well, you were a ride, and now we're all best friends.
756 00:37:39,382 00:37:43,386 Yeah, see, a stranger is just a friend that you haven't met yet. Yeah, see, a stranger is just a friend that you haven't met yet.
757 00:37:43,428 00:37:45,305 Wow, this has got to win the prize Wow, this has got to win the prize
758 00:37:45,346 00:37:48,224 for the most unintentionally creepy marketing campaign for the most unintentionally creepy marketing campaign
759 00:37:48,266 00:37:50,101 I have ever heard. I have ever heard.
760 00:37:50,143 00:37:51,436 But you're still gonna use the app. But you're still gonna use the app.
761 00:37:51,478 00:37:52,812 - Yeah. - Okay, then. - Yeah. - Okay, then.
762 00:37:52,854 00:37:55,273 Hey! Aw, Bruno... Hey! Aw, Bruno...
763 00:37:55,315 00:37:57,233 What's up, Jess? Talk to me, girl. What's up, Jess? Talk to me, girl.
764 00:37:57,275 00:37:58,860 I don't mean to be that person, I don't mean to be that person,
765 00:37:58,902 00:38:00,904 but do you mind if I have a drag of that? but do you mind if I have a drag of that?
766 00:38:00,945 00:38:02,363 - Jess. - Yes? - Jess. - Yes?
767 00:38:02,405 00:38:04,324 You're a self-loathing smoker. You're a self-loathing smoker.
768 00:38:04,365 00:38:06,493 - Ugh. - If you want a cig, have a cig. - Ugh. - If you want a cig, have a cig.
769 00:38:06,534 00:38:07,911 Just don't apologize for it. Just don't apologize for it.
770 00:38:07,952 00:38:09,829 Now these are New York cigs, Now these are New York cigs,
771 00:38:09,871 00:38:11,581 so they're basically worth their weight in gold. so they're basically worth their weight in gold.
772 00:38:11,623 00:38:13,082 - Yo, Bruno... - I know what you're thinking. - Yo, Bruno... - I know what you're thinking.
773 00:38:13,124 00:38:14,626 I could probably just get the same fucking... I could probably just get the same fucking...
774 00:38:14,667 00:38:16,544 - Bruno. - What is it, James? - Bruno. - What is it, James?
775 00:38:16,586 00:38:18,046 Can't smoke in my car. Can't smoke in my car.
776 00:38:18,087 00:38:19,672 Yo, I would not dream of it. Yo, I would not dream of it.
777 00:38:19,714 00:38:21,758 I know. You told me before. I absolutely wouldn't. I know. You told me before. I absolutely wouldn't.
778 00:38:21,800 00:38:23,259 Jess is gonna smoke in your car, Jess is gonna smoke in your car,
779 00:38:23,301 00:38:24,594 and you're gonna be cool about it. and you're gonna be cool about it.
780 00:38:24,636 00:38:26,346 No, no, no. I really didn't mean -- No, no, no. I really didn't mean --
781 00:38:26,387 00:38:28,306 Jess, don't worry about it. We're gonna crack a window. Jess, don't worry about it. We're gonna crack a window.
782 00:38:28,348 00:38:30,266 He's gonna be tight. He's gonna be tight.
783 00:38:30,308 00:38:32,769 Yo, look at this. End of Fountain. Yo, look at this. End of Fountain.
784 00:38:32,811 00:38:34,229 Bette Davis, you've done us well. Bette Davis, you've done us well.
785 00:38:34,270 00:38:36,439 - Oh, boy. - Ho! Wait a minute. - Oh, boy. - Ho! Wait a minute.
786 00:38:36,481 00:38:37,690 I think I got you right there, my man. I think I got you right there, my man.
787 00:38:37,732 00:38:39,108 Here we go. Here we go.
788 00:38:39,150 00:38:40,735 That was Mae West that said, "Take Fountain.” That was Mae West that said, "Take Fountain.”
789 00:38:40,777 00:38:42,111 No, no, no. That's bullshit. No, no, no. That's bullshit.
790 00:38:42,153 00:38:44,113 Uh, no, I swear. That's a Mae West quote. Uh, no, I swear. That's a Mae West quote.
791 00:38:44,155 00:38:45,949 Yo, you should know this. You're an actor. Yo, you should know this. You're an actor.
792 00:38:45,990 00:38:48,910 - He told me this story earlier. - He told it to you wrong. - He told me this story earlier. - He told it to you wrong.
793 00:38:48,952 00:38:50,995 Honestly, I thought you were a weirdo. Honestly, I thought you were a weirdo.
794 00:38:51,037 00:38:52,747 Oh, really? Oh, really?
795 00:38:52,747 00:38:54,123 So weird that you invited me to the bar. So weird that you invited me to the bar.
796 00:38:54,165 00:38:56,709 Why do you think I invited you to the bar? Why do you think I invited you to the bar?
797 00:38:56,751 00:38:58,920 Yes, because we're all beautiful fucking weirdos. Yes, because we're all beautiful fucking weirdos.
798 00:38:58,962 00:39:01,881 But the point is it's Bette Davis. But the point is it's Bette Davis.
799 00:39:01,923 00:39:04,133 - I'll bet you anything. - I don't need to fucking bet. - I'll bet you anything. - I don't need to fucking bet.
800 00:39:04,175 00:39:06,761 If you're so confident, look it up. If you're so confident, look it up.
801 00:39:06,803 00:39:07,971 - Should I? - Please do. - Should I? - Please do.
802 00:39:08,012 00:39:09,305 - Yes? Okay! - Pull out a phone. - Yes? Okay! - Pull out a phone.
803 00:39:09,347 00:39:10,640 - Oh, my gosh. - We're looking it up. - Oh, my gosh. - We're looking it up.
804 00:39:10,682 00:39:12,433 - The moment of truth. - Bated breath. - The moment of truth. - Bated breath.
805 00:39:12,475 00:39:14,477 Honestly, James, I don't mean to offend you, but... Honestly, James, I don't mean to offend you, but...
806 00:39:14,519 00:39:16,104 What? What?
807 00:39:16,145 00:39:18,398 Bruno just sounds more convincing when he says it. Bruno just sounds more convincing when he says it.
808 00:39:18,439 00:39:20,483 Yeah, liars always do. Yeah, liars always do.
809 00:39:20,525 00:39:22,360 It's loading. Hold on. It's loading. Hold on.
810 00:39:22,402 00:39:24,404 Tell him. Tell him.
811 00:39:24,445 00:39:26,281 - Sorry, James. - Oh, suck it, James. - Sorry, James. - Oh, suck it, James.
812 00:39:26,322 00:39:27,949 You got to be fucking kidding me. You got to be fucking kidding me.
813 00:39:27,991 00:39:29,576 "The legend has it that when the famous Bette Davis "The legend has it that when the famous Bette Davis
814 00:39:29,617 00:39:31,244 was being interviewed on a talk show, was being interviewed on a talk show,
815 00:39:31,286 00:39:33,037 she was asked what advice she had for actors she was asked what advice she had for actors
816 00:39:33,079 00:39:34,247 trying to make it in Hollywood. trying to make it in Hollywood.
817 00:39:34,289 00:39:36,457 Her response, "Take Fountain,” Her response, "Take Fountain,”
818 00:39:36,499 00:39:39,460 according to TakeFountainBlog.Wordpress.com. according to TakeFountainBlog.Wordpress.com.
819 00:39:39,502 00:39:42,005 What?! Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, no. What?! Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, no.
820 00:39:42,046 00:39:43,923 Your source is some dude's WordPress? Your source is some dude's WordPress?
821 00:39:43,965 00:39:45,425 I-I demand a recount. I-I demand a recount.
822 00:39:45,466 00:39:47,677 You're just lucky we didn't bet, dawg. You're just lucky we didn't bet, dawg.
823 00:39:47,719 00:39:49,596 - ♪ Maybe it's the heat in here ♪ - Oh, fuck yes! - ♪ Maybe it's the heat in here ♪ - Oh, fuck yes!
824 00:39:49,637 00:39:52,599 ♪ This is my motherfucking song ♪ ♪ This is my motherfucking song ♪
825 00:39:52,640 00:39:54,392 Holy shit! You got a good voice. Holy shit! You got a good voice.
826 00:39:54,434 00:39:55,852 Oh, thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much.
827 00:39:55,894 00:39:57,645 I think music, you know, I think music, you know,
828 00:39:57,687 00:39:59,480 is the way that all of us human beings is the way that all of us human beings
829 00:39:59,522 00:40:00,690 were meant to express ourselves. were meant to express ourselves.
830 00:40:00,732 00:40:02,066 Yes! Yes!
831 00:40:02,108 00:40:03,610 I mean, without a voice, what have you got? I mean, without a voice, what have you got?
832 00:40:03,651 00:40:05,778 No, seriously. I mean, I-I'm a singer. No, seriously. I mean, I-I'm a singer.
833 00:40:05,820 00:40:09,365 I mean, I'm not, like, a singer. You know, I sing, but... I mean, I'm not, like, a singer. You know, I sing, but...
834 00:40:09,407 00:40:12,952 Jess, I knew that about you the moment I met you. Jess, I knew that about you the moment I met you.
835 00:40:12,994 00:40:14,287 - Really? - I swear to God. - Really? - I swear to God.
836 00:40:14,329 00:40:15,955 No way. Aw! No way. Aw!
837 00:40:15,997 00:40:18,625 Okay, hey, Bruno, could you slow down a little bit? Okay, hey, Bruno, could you slow down a little bit?
838 00:40:18,666 00:40:20,460 Sure. Watch this! Sure. Watch this!
839 00:40:20,501 00:40:22,128 Whoa! What the hell, man? Whoa! What the hell, man?
840 00:40:22,170 00:40:25,798 Construction zone? What the fuck? Construction zone? What the fuck?
841 00:40:25,840 00:40:27,592 You guys should dance. You guys should dance.
842 00:40:27,634 00:40:28,801 What? What?
843 00:40:28,843 00:40:30,094 - James. - Here? - James. - Here?
844 00:40:30,136 00:40:34,265 Ask her to dance right here, right now. Ask her to dance right here, right now.
845 00:40:34,307 00:40:35,725 Oh, come on, it's not like Oh, come on, it's not like
846 00:40:35,767 00:40:38,144 you're gonna look back at this night and regret you're gonna look back at this night and regret
847 00:40:38,186 00:40:40,188 dancing in the middle of Avenue of the Stars dancing in the middle of Avenue of the Stars
848 00:40:40,229 00:40:41,481 on your first date. on your first date.
849 00:40:41,522 00:40:46,277 Oh! Is this our first date, James? Oh! Is this our first date, James?
850 00:40:46,319 00:40:48,821 In that case, you'd better ask me to dance. In that case, you'd better ask me to dance.
851 00:40:48,863 00:40:50,740 I think I'm gonna have to take down my hair for this. I think I'm gonna have to take down my hair for this.
852 00:40:50,782 00:40:52,367 She's taking down her hair, James. She's taking down her hair, James.
853 00:40:52,408 00:40:56,287 ♪ And I am this great, stable... ♪ ♪ And I am this great, stable... ♪
854 00:40:56,329 00:40:57,830 May I have this dance? May I have this dance?
855 00:40:57,872 00:41:01,417 Yes. You may. Yes. You may.
856 00:41:03,461 00:41:04,712 Come on. Come on.
857 00:41:04,754 00:41:06,756 I can't believe we're doing this. I can't believe we're doing this.
858 00:41:10,927 00:41:13,513 ♪ My heart's an autoclave ♪ ♪ My heart's an autoclave ♪
859 00:41:14,639 00:41:15,640 - Ah! - Oh! - Ah! - Oh!
861 00:41:17,684 00:41:20,061 Wow, you're a pretty good dancer. Wow, you're a pretty good dancer.
862 00:41:23,064 00:41:24,732 I got a good dance partner. I got a good dance partner.
863 00:41:24,774 00:41:26,192 Oh! Watch out. Oh! Watch out.
864 00:41:30,279 00:41:31,656 Unh! Unh!
865 00:41:33,032 00:41:34,659 Oh! Oh, this isn't your first time. Oh! Oh, this isn't your first time.
866 00:41:36,244 00:41:38,037 All right, here. You ready? All right, here. You ready?
868 00:41:40,999 00:41:42,291 Jess, give me your phone. Jess, give me your phone.
869 00:41:42,333 00:41:43,668 This is too good. I got to get it. This is too good. I got to get it.
870 00:41:43,710 00:41:44,919 It's in the backseat. It's in the backseat.
871 00:41:44,961 00:41:46,879 Yep. Wait, Jess. Yep. Wait, Jess.
872 00:41:46,921 00:41:49,090 - Run and jump into my arms. - What? - Run and jump into my arms. - What?
873 00:41:49,132 00:41:50,591 - Run and jump into my arms! - No! - Run and jump into my arms! - No!
874 00:41:50,633 00:41:52,218 Hurry up before we get arrested! Hurry up before we get arrested!
875 00:41:52,260 00:41:53,594 - Come on. - Nooo! - Come on. - Nooo!
876 00:41:53,636 00:41:55,388 Go! Go!
877 00:41:58,307 00:41:59,892 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
878 00:42:01,269 00:42:03,479 That wasn't so bad, right? That wasn't so bad, right?
879 00:42:03,521 00:42:05,440 Hey, if this were a movie, Hey, if this were a movie,
880 00:42:05,481 00:42:06,941 the sprinklers would come on right now, the sprinklers would come on right now,
881 00:42:06,983 00:42:08,985 and y'all would kiss in that fake L.A. rain. and y'all would kiss in that fake L.A. rain.
883 00:42:10,236 00:42:11,779 Get out of here, man. Get out of here, man.
884 00:42:11,821 00:42:13,031 You want to get a drink? You want to get a drink?
885 00:42:13,072 00:42:15,158 Oh, I love where your head's at. Oh, I love where your head's at.
886 00:42:15,199 00:42:16,367 - I know the spot. - Whoo! - I know the spot. - Whoo!
887 00:42:16,409 00:42:18,161 - Right nearby. - Let's get some alcohol! - Right nearby. - Let's get some alcohol!
888 00:42:18,202 00:42:20,955 Get out of here. Get out of here.
889 00:42:20,997 00:42:25,251 - So ready for a drink. - Oh, man. - So ready for a drink. - Oh, man.
890 00:42:25,293 00:42:28,046 Wait, so this is the spot? Wait, so this is the spot?
891 00:42:28,087 00:42:30,465 Yes, this is the spot, Jess. Yes, this is the spot, Jess.
892 00:42:30,506 00:42:34,093 Look, uh, bottle's on me, but I could also use some cash. Look, uh, bottle's on me, but I could also use some cash.
893 00:42:34,135 00:42:37,138 James, do you mind going in for me? James, do you mind going in for me?
894 00:42:37,180 00:42:39,182 I'd prefer if you did it, bro. I'd prefer if you did it, bro.
895 00:42:39,223 00:42:41,434 Why? You don't trust me with your lady? Why? You don't trust me with your lady?
896 00:42:41,476 00:42:43,686 Oh, "your lady"? Oh, "your lady"?
897 00:42:43,728 00:42:46,272 One dance, and I'm already your lady? One dance, and I'm already your lady?
898 00:42:46,314 00:42:48,608 - I'm working on it. - Look, just show them this. - I'm working on it. - Look, just show them this.
899 00:42:48,649 00:42:51,069 They'll give you anything you want. They'll give you anything you want.
900 00:42:51,110 00:42:54,405 Get some old fucking blended shit and $500. Get some old fucking blended shit and $500.
901 00:42:54,447 00:42:55,740 Please. Please.
902 00:42:55,782 00:42:57,909 What the fuck, man? What the fuck, man?
903 00:42:57,950 00:42:59,869 Put that shit away! Put that shit away!
904 00:42:59,911 00:43:01,496 Okay, you know what? Okay, you know what?
905 00:43:01,537 00:43:03,956 If you don't, your new friend in the back's night If you don't, your new friend in the back's night
906 00:43:03,998 00:43:06,167 is gonna take a slight turn for the worse. is gonna take a slight turn for the worse.
907 00:43:06,209 00:43:08,377 Don't point that fucking thing at her. Don't point that fucking thing at her.
908 00:43:08,419 00:43:10,755 Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum
909 00:43:10,797 00:43:12,673 could do to a woman's face? could do to a woman's face?
910 00:43:12,715 00:43:16,636 It'd fucking destroy it. Just blow it right apart. It'd fucking destroy it. Just blow it right apart.
911 00:43:16,677 00:43:19,180 That's what I could do to her face. That's what I could do to her face.
912 00:43:19,222 00:43:22,433 Now did you ever see what it could do to a woman's pussy? Now did you ever see what it could do to a woman's pussy?
913 00:43:22,475 00:43:25,019 Now, that you should see. Now, that you should see.
914 00:43:25,061 00:43:27,980 That you should see, what -- what a .44 Magnum That you should see, what -- what a .44 Magnum
915 00:43:28,022 00:43:31,692 is gonna do to a woman's pussy, you should see. is gonna do to a woman's pussy, you should see.
916 00:43:36,864 00:43:39,784 I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you.
917 00:43:39,826 00:43:42,370 It's from "Taxi Driver." It's from "Taxi Driver."
918 00:43:42,411 00:43:43,663 Thank you. Thank you.
919 00:43:43,704 00:43:46,040 Oh, you should've seen your faces. Oh, you should've seen your faces.
921 00:43:47,917 00:43:49,836 Jess, the child locks are on. Jess, the child locks are on.
922 00:43:49,877 00:43:51,254 Goddamn it. Goddamn it.
923 00:43:53,256 00:43:55,383 Bruno, tell me that that's not real. Bruno, tell me that that's not real.
924 00:43:55,424 00:43:58,511 Dude, take a look. Dude, take a look.
925 00:44:01,722 00:44:05,309 Now, if you don't want to come back to a car full of dead girl, Now, if you don't want to come back to a car full of dead girl,
926 00:44:05,351 00:44:07,979 I suggest you get a move on. I suggest you get a move on.
927 00:44:19,407 00:44:21,117 Whoa-hoa-hoa. Whoa-hoa-hoa.
928 00:44:21,159 00:44:23,494 I don't know who you are or what the fuck you think you're doing, I don't know who you are or what the fuck you think you're doing,
929 00:44:23,536 00:44:25,705 but it's time for you to get the fuck out of my car! but it's time for you to get the fuck out of my car!
930 00:44:25,746 00:44:27,331 - Aah! - James! - Aah! - James!
931 00:44:27,373 00:44:29,834 Ah! Shit! Ah! Shit!
932 00:44:31,294 00:44:33,713 - Open your mouth. - Oh, fuck! - Open your mouth. - Oh, fuck!
933 00:44:33,754 00:44:35,298 James, if you don't open your mouth, James, if you don't open your mouth,
934 00:44:35,339 00:44:37,216 I'm gonna shoot you, I'm gonna shoot you,
935 00:44:37,258 00:44:40,344 and then I'm going to shoot her with the gun still in your hand. and then I'm going to shoot her with the gun still in your hand.
936 00:44:44,473 00:44:46,601 And the next time you point a gun at someone, And the next time you point a gun at someone,
937 00:44:46,642 00:44:49,437 you better be very fucking sure you can pull the trigger, you better be very fucking sure you can pull the trigger,
938 00:44:49,478 00:44:53,524 because if you hesitate, somebody's gonna fucking die, because if you hesitate, somebody's gonna fucking die,
939 00:44:53,566 00:44:55,193 and it's not gonna be fucking me! and it's not gonna be fucking me!
940 00:44:55,234 00:44:56,819 Let him go. Let him go.
941 00:44:58,154 00:44:59,780 He'll do it. He'll do it.
942 00:44:59,822 00:45:01,866 Okay. Okay.
943 00:45:06,037 00:45:10,082 I like old blended whiskeys, and I like $50 bills. I like old blended whiskeys, and I like $50 bills.
944 00:45:33,606 00:45:35,274 Don't you fucking move! Don't you fucking move!
945 00:45:35,316 00:45:36,901 Hold on. Wait a minute, dude. You got this all wrong. Hold on. Wait a minute, dude. You got this all wrong.
946 00:45:38,527 00:45:41,572 It's okay, Jess. I got your phone. It's okay, Jess. I got your phone.
947 00:45:41,614 00:45:43,866 Can you just take the car and -- and go? Can you just take the car and -- and go?
948 00:45:43,908 00:45:46,744 I'm not gonna say anything. James isn't gonna say either. I'm not gonna say anything. James isn't gonna say either.
949 00:45:46,786 00:45:48,496 Jess, be quiet. You're missing the movie. Jess, be quiet. You're missing the movie.
950 00:45:48,537 00:45:51,040 Wait, wait, wait. I need you to listen, please! Wait, wait, wait. I need you to listen, please!
951 00:45:51,082 00:45:52,875 - Put the fucking gun down! - I need you to call the police! - Put the fucking gun down! - I need you to call the police!
952 00:45:52,917 00:45:54,752 I'll fucking kill you, man! I'll fucking kill you, man!
953 00:45:55,878 00:45:57,255 Fuck. Fuck.
954 00:46:00,341 00:46:01,634 Uh, how... Uh, how...
955 00:46:01,676 00:46:03,511 It's okay, Jess. Use your words. It's okay, Jess. Use your words.
956 00:46:03,552 00:46:05,471 H-How do I know that this isn't H-How do I know that this isn't
957 00:46:05,513 00:46:08,432 some fucked-up game that you guys play? some fucked-up game that you guys play?
958 00:46:08,474 00:46:10,726 You know, h-how do I know that James is not in on this? You know, h-how do I know that James is not in on this?
961 00:46:26,200 00:46:27,785 Fucking -- just fucking say something. Fucking -- just fucking say something.
962 00:46:27,827 00:46:30,037 Can you just say something? Can you just say something?
963 00:46:30,079 00:46:32,665 I-I need you to talk to me. I-I need you to talk to me.
964 00:46:34,250 00:46:37,461 You've got to tell me w-what happened in there. You've got to tell me w-what happened in there.
965 00:46:40,339 00:46:42,258 Wow, am I the only one who feels like things Wow, am I the only one who feels like things
966 00:46:42,300 00:46:46,053 just got a little awkward in here? just got a little awkward in here?
967 00:46:46,095 00:46:49,265 I think a drink would break the ice. I think a drink would break the ice.
968 00:46:57,898 00:46:59,734 James, would you do the honors? James, would you do the honors?
971 00:47:08,451 00:47:11,871 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Ladies first. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Ladies first.
972 00:47:11,912 00:47:13,414 I'm good. I'm good.
973 00:47:13,456 00:47:18,085 Jess, James went to extraordinary lengths Jess, James went to extraordinary lengths
974 00:47:18,127 00:47:20,588 to procure this bottle for you. to procure this bottle for you.
975 00:47:24,759 00:47:25,760 Ugh. Come on. Ugh. Come on.
976 00:47:25,801 00:47:27,178 Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm!
977 00:47:27,219 00:47:30,306 - All right, enough, enough. - Mm! Mm. - All right, enough, enough. - Mm! Mm.
978 00:47:31,432 00:47:32,767 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
980 00:47:43,694 00:47:47,323 There is nothing like a drink and a smoke. There is nothing like a drink and a smoke.
981 00:47:47,365 00:47:49,283 I remember the first time I had them both together. I remember the first time I had them both together.
982 00:47:49,325 00:47:50,910 I was 14. I was 14.
983 00:47:50,951 00:47:53,579 It was an act of defiance and self-gratification It was an act of defiance and self-gratification
984 00:47:53,621 00:47:56,415 that just perfectly hit the person I was that just perfectly hit the person I was
985 00:47:56,457 00:47:59,043 and my place in the world. and my place in the world.
986 00:47:59,085 00:48:02,088 And it's never been the fucking same since. And it's never been the fucking same since.
987 00:48:02,129 00:48:04,006 What do you mean? What do you mean?
988 00:48:04,048 00:48:07,551 That nothing's ever as fucking good as the first time. That nothing's ever as fucking good as the first time.
989 00:48:10,346 00:48:13,516 James, have you tried this? James, have you tried this?
990 00:48:13,557 00:48:15,810 Never. Never.
991 00:48:15,851 00:48:17,144 Enjoy it. Enjoy it.
992 00:48:17,186 00:48:19,271 You never will quite the sa-- You never will quite the sa--
993 00:48:19,313 00:48:22,483 again. again.
994 00:48:22,525 00:48:24,110 Damn. Damn.
995 00:48:24,151 00:48:27,696 Not even your shitty philosophizing can ruin that. Not even your shitty philosophizing can ruin that.
997 00:48:29,615 00:48:31,075 There you go. There you go.
998 00:48:31,117 00:48:33,411 One drink, and your sense of humor is back. One drink, and your sense of humor is back.
999 00:48:33,452 00:48:34,912 You can give up the buddy shit, Bruno. You can give up the buddy shit, Bruno.
1000 00:48:36,664 00:48:38,582 I am your buddy, man. I am your buddy, man.
1001 00:48:38,624 00:48:40,084 In fact, right now, In fact, right now,
1002 00:48:40,126 00:48:42,962 I'm your best friend in the whole world. I'm your best friend in the whole world.
1003 00:48:43,003 00:48:44,755 James, I'm really cold. James, I'm really cold.
1004 00:48:44,797 00:48:46,465 Do you mind if I borrow your jacket? Do you mind if I borrow your jacket?
1005 00:48:48,467 00:48:50,344 Ever the gentleman. Ever the gentleman.
1006 00:48:53,597 00:48:55,182 I undid the child locks. I undid the child locks.
1007 00:48:55,224 00:48:58,227 Oh, Jess, if you're cold, we should get going. Oh, Jess, if you're cold, we should get going.
1008 00:48:58,269 00:49:00,229 It's your turn to drive. It's your turn to drive.
1009 00:49:00,271 00:49:02,273 I'm not driving. I'm not driving.
1010 00:49:02,314 00:49:03,691 Why not? Why not?
1011 00:49:03,732 00:49:05,693 I thought everyone in L.A. drives drunk. I thought everyone in L.A. drives drunk.
1012 00:49:09,196 00:49:12,616 Good to know James has a big mouth. Good to know James has a big mouth.
1013 00:49:13,492 00:49:16,078 Ugh. James. Ugh. James.
1014 00:49:22,960 00:49:24,462 Come on, James. Come on, James.
1015 00:49:24,503 00:49:27,214 You don't want to miss the end of your own date. You don't want to miss the end of your own date.
1017 00:49:33,429 00:49:34,513 Give me another swig. Give me another swig.
1018 00:49:34,555 00:49:36,515 - Whoa. - Are you insane? - Whoa. - Are you insane?
1019 00:49:36,557 00:49:39,351 And I thought I had low regard for human life. And I thought I had low regard for human life.
1022 00:49:48,652 00:49:51,113 Mm! Mm!
1023 00:49:53,491 00:49:55,075 You got dumped tonight, right? You got dumped tonight, right?
1024 00:49:55,117 00:49:58,037 James, you do have a big fucking mouth. James, you do have a big fucking mouth.
1025 00:49:58,078 00:50:01,081 Is that why you're doing this? Because she hurt you? Is that why you're doing this? Because she hurt you?
1026 00:50:01,123 00:50:02,500 She hurt your feelings, She hurt your feelings,
1027 00:50:02,541 00:50:04,460 and -- and now you think you're gonna relive and -- and now you think you're gonna relive
1028 00:50:04,502 00:50:07,171 your -- your old relationship with James and me your -- your old relationship with James and me
1029 00:50:07,213 00:50:08,422 is -- is really gonna -- is -- is really gonna --
1030 00:50:08,464 00:50:10,674 Darling, your pop-psychology bullshit Darling, your pop-psychology bullshit
1031 00:50:10,716 00:50:12,843 is not gonna get you out of this one. is not gonna get you out of this one.
1032 00:50:12,885 00:50:14,678 Please enter a destination. Please enter a destination.
1033 00:50:19,892 00:50:24,021 Look, you've been afforded an opportunity tonight. Look, you've been afforded an opportunity tonight.
1034 00:50:24,063 00:50:27,399 We're conditioned to do what's expected, We're conditioned to do what's expected,
1035 00:50:27,441 00:50:30,569 down to following the GPS instructions down to following the GPS instructions
1036 00:50:30,611 00:50:32,905 that come out of our fucking phones. that come out of our fucking phones.
1037 00:50:32,947 00:50:37,201 But tonight, you get to do otherwise. But tonight, you get to do otherwise.
1038 00:50:37,243 00:50:39,036 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1039 00:50:39,078 00:50:42,122 For what? For what?
1040 00:50:42,164 00:50:43,499 For undoing the child locks. For undoing the child locks.
1041 00:50:46,210 00:50:48,629 Aah! Fuck! Aah! Fuck!
1042 00:50:48,671 00:50:50,297 James, come on! James, come on!
1043 00:50:50,339 00:50:52,174 Run! Run, Jess! Run! Run, Jess!
1044 00:50:52,216 00:50:53,884 James! James!
1045 00:50:53,926 00:50:56,095 James! James!
1046 00:50:56,136 00:50:58,347 Hold on. Hold on. I-I -- I need you to hold the... Hold on. Hold on. I-I -- I need you to hold the...
1049 00:51:08,774 00:51:11,235 You came back for her. You came back for her.
1050 00:51:11,277 00:51:13,862 Let's see if she shows you the same courtesy. Let's see if she shows you the same courtesy.
1051 00:51:30,462 00:51:32,256 I missed you, Jess. I missed you, Jess.
1052 00:51:32,298 00:51:34,633 You shouldn't have come back. You shouldn't have come back.
1053 00:51:34,675 00:51:36,510 We better get Captain America here to a drugstore We better get Captain America here to a drugstore
1054 00:51:36,552 00:51:41,098 before he vomits all over his pleather interior and me. before he vomits all over his pleather interior and me.
1055 00:51:43,058 00:51:44,351 I'm so sorry, James. I'm so sorry, James.
1056 00:51:44,393 00:51:46,520 I dislocated your shoulder back there, I dislocated your shoulder back there,
1057 00:51:46,562 00:51:49,857 so it's gonna hurt like shit until I pop it back in. so it's gonna hurt like shit until I pop it back in.
1058 00:51:49,898 00:51:52,318 At which point it's gonna hurt even worse. At which point it's gonna hurt even worse.
1059 00:51:52,359 00:51:53,694 Is that okay, buddy? Is that okay, buddy?
1060 00:51:53,736 00:51:54,862 Leave him alone. Leave him alone.
1061 00:51:54,903 00:51:58,073 Fine, you pop it back in. Fine, you pop it back in.
1062 00:51:58,115 00:51:59,950 Jess. Jess.
1063 00:51:59,992 00:52:01,952 W-Wh-- W-Wh--
1064 00:52:01,994 00:52:04,121 It's okay, James. Use your words. It's okay, James. Use your words.
1065 00:52:04,163 00:52:05,998 Why would you come back? Why would you come back?
1066 00:52:06,040 00:52:08,083 Isn't it obvious? Isn't it obvious?
1067 00:52:08,125 00:52:09,918 'Cause she's a good person, dawg. 'Cause she's a good person, dawg.
1068 00:52:09,960 00:52:12,046 What's she gonna do, leave you here with me? What's she gonna do, leave you here with me?
1069 00:52:12,087 00:52:13,797 That's cold. That's cold.
1070 00:52:16,842 00:52:19,136 All right, we're gonna need a few things -- All right, we're gonna need a few things --
1071 00:52:19,178 00:52:21,138 painkillers, a sling, painkillers, a sling,
1072 00:52:21,180 00:52:24,016 and something wooden for James to bite down onto. and something wooden for James to bite down onto.
1073 00:52:24,058 00:52:25,768 Here's how we're gonna do this. Here's how we're gonna do this.
1075 00:52:32,900 00:52:35,569 Hi, Bruno. Hey, it's me -- Bruno. Hi, Bruno. Hey, it's me -- Bruno.
1076 00:52:35,611 00:52:38,364 Bruno, may I speak to Jess, please? Bruno, may I speak to Jess, please?
1077 00:52:41,742 00:52:44,036 It's for you. It's for you.
1078 00:52:44,078 00:52:46,163 Jess, would you do me a favor? Jess, would you do me a favor?
1079 00:52:46,205 00:52:47,998 Would you keep this on speaker? Would you keep this on speaker?
1080 00:52:48,040 00:52:50,542 And hum something for me so I know you're there. And hum something for me so I know you're there.
1081 00:52:55,005 00:52:56,340 Can you hand me my purse? Can you hand me my purse?
1082 00:52:56,382 00:52:58,342 I think it's wedged between the seats. I think it's wedged between the seats.
1083 00:52:58,384 00:53:00,803 Looks like you've got some shoplifting to do. Looks like you've got some shoplifting to do.
1084 00:53:02,262 00:53:03,722 Hop to. Hop to.
1085 00:53:03,764 00:53:06,475 James back here isn't getting any healthier. James back here isn't getting any healthier.
1086 00:53:12,690 00:53:14,233 Oh, and Jess? Oh, and Jess?
1087 00:53:14,274 00:53:17,486 If you bring back any help, I'll kill him. If you bring back any help, I'll kill him.
1089 00:53:52,271 00:53:54,565 Can I help you find anything tonight, ma'am? Can I help you find anything tonight, ma'am?
1090 00:53:54,606 00:53:56,692 I... I...
1091 00:54:01,071 00:54:03,031 Sorry, what are you saying? Sorry, what are you saying?
1092 00:54:04,116 00:54:05,492 I'm okay, thank you. I'm okay, thank you.
1093 00:54:05,534 00:54:06,618 Okay. Okay.
1096 00:54:13,125 00:54:16,712 Someone is taking her sweet time. Someone is taking her sweet time.
1097 00:54:18,380 00:54:19,965 At least she could've done us the courtesy At least she could've done us the courtesy
1098 00:54:20,007 00:54:22,176 of closing the door. of closing the door.
1099 00:54:22,217 00:54:24,136 It's chilly. It's chilly.
1100 00:54:33,937 00:54:35,439 The body of a man The body of a man
1101 00:54:35,481 00:54:37,232 found in Hollywood earlier this evening found in Hollywood earlier this evening
1102 00:54:37,274 00:54:40,736 has been identified as 31-year-old Bruno Anthony. has been identified as 31-year-old Bruno Anthony.
1103 00:54:40,778 00:54:43,280 Anthony was a respected club promoter Anthony was a respected club promoter
1104 00:54:43,322 00:54:45,657 in the Los Angeles nightlife community. in the Los Angeles nightlife community.
1105 00:54:45,699 00:54:48,285 Friends are still in shock at the vicious murder, Friends are still in shock at the vicious murder,
1106 00:54:48,327 00:54:50,245 which the LAPD have determined which the LAPD have determined
1107 00:54:50,287 00:54:52,706 was the result of blunt force trauma. was the result of blunt force trauma.
1108 00:54:52,748 00:54:55,375 Anthony's body was found inside the Hollywood apartment Anthony's body was found inside the Hollywood apartment
1109 00:54:55,417 00:54:58,295 that he shared with his fiancée, Gwyneth Cassidy. that he shared with his fiancée, Gwyneth Cassidy.
1110 00:54:58,337 00:55:01,465 Before his death, Anthony announced his recent engagement Before his death, Anthony announced his recent engagement
1111 00:55:01,507 00:55:04,259 to the woman he called "the love of his life." to the woman he called "the love of his life."
1112 00:55:04,301 00:55:07,179 The couple posted this picture to social media, The couple posted this picture to social media,
1113 00:55:07,221 00:55:09,389 a snapshot of how he lived his life, a snapshot of how he lived his life,
1114 00:55:09,431 00:55:11,683 friends said, always smiling. friends said, always smiling.
1116 00:55:19,399 00:55:24,029 Hey, it was brave, what you did back there. Hey, it was brave, what you did back there.
1117 00:55:24,071 00:55:27,282 Misguided, but brave. Misguided, but brave.
1118 00:55:27,324 00:55:29,576 Why, man? Why, man?
1119 00:55:29,618 00:55:30,953 Tell me that's not your question. Tell me that's not your question.
1120 00:55:30,994 00:55:33,413 Why are you really doing this? Why are you really doing this?
1121 00:55:33,455 00:55:38,877 "Some men just want to watch the world burn.” "Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
1122 00:55:38,919 00:55:40,128 That's from "The Dark Knight." That's from "The Dark Knight."
1123 00:55:40,170 00:55:41,797 Yeah, I got the fucking referencing. Yeah, I got the fucking referencing.
1124 00:55:41,839 00:55:43,841 I want to help you, man. I want to help you, man.
1125 00:55:43,882 00:55:45,926 I don't know. Why does anybody do anything? I don't know. Why does anybody do anything?
1126 00:55:45,968 00:55:48,011 What the fuck is taking her so long? What the fuck is taking her so long?
1127 00:55:48,053 00:55:49,596 Do you really know what to do about this? Do you really know what to do about this?
1128 00:55:49,638 00:55:52,766 You'll drink something, I'll pop it back in. You'll drink something, I'll pop it back in.
1129 00:55:52,808 00:55:54,726 It'll be chill. It'll be chill.
1130 00:55:54,768 00:55:56,103 Ish. Ish.
1131 00:55:56,144 00:55:58,021 Just don't pick a fight with me again. Just don't pick a fight with me again.
1132 00:55:58,063 00:56:00,315 That's a losing proposition. That's a losing proposition.
1133 00:56:00,357 00:56:01,650 Hey, don't touch him. Hey, don't touch him.
1134 00:56:01,692 00:56:05,946 Give me the phone. Get in the front. Give me the phone. Get in the front.
1135 00:56:05,988 00:56:07,197 Scooch. Scooch.
1137 00:56:11,660 00:56:13,704 Wash those down with that. Wash those down with that.
1138 00:56:14,788 00:56:17,457 Tastes even better when it's free, right? Tastes even better when it's free, right?
1139 00:56:19,585 00:56:23,297 I think we all earned a nice milkshake for ourselves. I think we all earned a nice milkshake for ourselves.
1140 00:56:23,338 00:56:24,840 But nothing's gonna be -- But nothing's gonna be --
1141 00:56:24,882 00:56:28,260 There's a Jack in the Box at the end of Sunset. There's a Jack in the Box at the end of Sunset.
1142 00:56:28,302 00:56:30,429 You ready, brother? You ready, brother?
1143 00:56:31,513 00:56:32,764 I want to kill you. I want to kill you.
1144 00:56:32,806 00:56:35,142 Who are you kidding? Who are you kidding?
1145 00:56:35,183 00:56:37,436 You're a good person, dog. You're a good person, dog.
1146 00:56:38,854 00:56:40,772 I shot the clerk in the liquor store. I shot the clerk in the liquor store.
1147 00:56:41,982 00:56:43,525 What? What?
1148 00:56:43,567 00:56:46,778 You shouldn't have come back for me. You shouldn't have come back for me.
1149 00:56:46,820 00:56:48,488 James, that's very gallant, James, that's very gallant,
1150 00:56:48,530 00:56:52,117 but for the time being, open your mouth. but for the time being, open your mouth.
1151 00:56:52,159 00:56:54,870 Open. You'll thank me later. Open. You'll thank me later.
1152 00:56:54,912 00:56:56,705 Fuck! Oh! Fuck! Oh!
1153 00:56:56,747 00:57:00,000 Three, two, one. Three, two, one.
1155 00:57:07,174 00:57:10,302 Jess, remember when you told us you could sing? Jess, remember when you told us you could sing?
1156 00:57:10,344 00:57:12,220 Give us a song. Give us a song.
1157 00:57:12,262 00:57:15,265 James back here is looking pretty grim. James back here is looking pretty grim.
1158 00:57:15,307 00:57:17,517 - He could use some cheering up. - No. - He could use some cheering up. - No.
1160 00:57:21,146 00:57:22,814 Do you know any jazz? Do you know any jazz?
1161 00:57:31,073 00:57:32,824 ♪ I got the blues ♪ ♪ I got the blues ♪
1162 00:57:32,866 00:57:36,703 ♪ I feel so lonely ♪ ♪ I feel so lonely ♪
1163 00:57:36,745 00:57:42,459 ♪ I'd give the world if I could only ♪ ♪ I'd give the world if I could only ♪
1164 00:57:42,501 00:57:46,713 ♪ Make you understand ♪ ♪ Make you understand ♪
1165 00:57:46,755 00:57:51,009 ♪ It surely would be grand ♪ ♪ It surely would be grand ♪
1166 00:57:51,051 00:57:57,808 ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪
1167 00:57:57,849 00:58:02,562 ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪
1168 00:58:02,604 00:58:07,109 ♪ I have tried in vain ♪ ♪ I have tried in vain ♪
1169 00:58:07,150 00:58:13,448 ♪ Nevermore to call your name ♪ ♪ Nevermore to call your name ♪
1170 00:58:13,490 00:58:17,786 ♪ When you left, you broke my heart ♪ ♪ When you left, you broke my heart ♪
1171 00:58:17,828 00:58:22,124 ♪ I never thought we'd be apart ♪ ♪ I never thought we'd be apart ♪
1172 00:58:22,165 00:58:25,377 ♪ Every hour in the day ♪ ♪ Every hour in the day ♪
1173 00:58:25,419 00:58:29,464 ♪ You will hear me say ♪ ♪ You will hear me say ♪
1174 00:58:29,506 00:58:35,345 ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪
1175 00:58:37,848 00:58:40,267 Brava. Brava.
1176 00:58:40,308 00:58:42,602 Bravissima. Bravissima.
1177 00:58:42,644 00:58:44,312 James, aren't you gonna applaud? James, aren't you gonna applaud?
1178 00:58:44,354 00:58:46,064 Bruno, will you please just stop? Bruno, will you please just stop?
1179 00:58:46,106 00:58:48,567 James, you of all people know how important applause is. James, you of all people know how important applause is.
1180 00:58:48,608 00:58:51,403 Come on, man. Go on. Come on, man. Go on.
1181 00:58:51,445 00:58:53,488 Ovate. Ovate.
1183 00:58:57,784 00:59:00,203 Yes! Yes. Yes! Yes.
1184 00:59:06,793 00:59:08,587 Welcome to Jack in the Box. My name is Shawn. Welcome to Jack in the Box. My name is Shawn.
1185 00:59:08,628 00:59:10,630 Can I interest you in our late-night Can I interest you in our late-night
1186 00:59:10,672 00:59:12,507 stacked grilled cheeseburger munchie meal tonight? stacked grilled cheeseburger munchie meal tonight?
1187 00:59:12,549 00:59:14,134 Well, I don't know, Shawn. Well, I don't know, Shawn.
1188 00:59:14,176 00:59:15,594 Why don't you walk me through the late-night Why don't you walk me through the late-night
1189 00:59:15,635 00:59:17,012 grilled stacked cheeseburger munchie meal. grilled stacked cheeseburger munchie meal.
1190 00:59:17,054 00:59:18,847 It's our signature sourdough Jack It's our signature sourdough Jack
1191 00:59:18,889 00:59:20,599 with a grilled cheese on top, served with two tacos, with a grilled cheese on top, served with two tacos,
1192 00:59:20,640 00:59:22,225 halfsies curly and regular fries, halfsies curly and regular fries,
1193 00:59:22,267 00:59:23,894 and a 20-ounce drink for $6.10 before tax. and a 20-ounce drink for $6.10 before tax.
1194 00:59:23,935 00:59:26,354 $6.10 before tax? Sign me up, Shawn. $6.10 before tax? Sign me up, Shawn.
1195 00:59:26,396 00:59:27,564 What kind of drink would you like with that? What kind of drink would you like with that?
1196 00:59:27,606 00:59:28,607 Let's do a Dr Pepper. Let's do a Dr Pepper.
1197 00:59:28,648 00:59:30,067 Will that be all tonight? Will that be all tonight?
1198 00:59:30,108 00:59:32,194 Fuck no! Sorry, Shawn. Pardon my language. Fuck no! Sorry, Shawn. Pardon my language.
1199 00:59:32,235 00:59:33,820 You're not religious or anything, are you? You're not religious or anything, are you?
1200 00:59:33,862 00:59:35,989 Anyway, I'm gonna get some chicken nuggets Anyway, I'm gonna get some chicken nuggets
1201 00:59:36,031 00:59:37,574 for my friend Jess in here. for my friend Jess in here.
1202 00:59:37,616 00:59:39,284 Would you like the meal or just the nuggets? Would you like the meal or just the nuggets?
1203 00:59:39,326 00:59:41,703 You know, fuck it, let's get her some jalapeno poppers too. You know, fuck it, let's get her some jalapeno poppers too.
1204 00:59:41,745 00:59:42,996 Will that be all tonight? Will that be all tonight?
1205 00:59:43,038 00:59:44,998 You just asked that, and no. You just asked that, and no.
1206 00:59:45,040 00:59:47,209 I'd like to get my friend James something as well. I'd like to get my friend James something as well.
1207 00:59:47,250 00:59:49,086 James, what would you like? James, what would you like?
1208 00:59:49,127 00:59:51,505 He is gonna have a vanilla milkshake, He is gonna have a vanilla milkshake,
1209 00:59:51,546 00:59:53,381 please and thank you, Shawn. please and thank you, Shawn.
1210 01:00:07,896 01:00:10,190 How are those nuggets, Jess? How are those nuggets, Jess?
1211 01:00:10,232 01:00:11,983 It was always my favorite in high school -- It was always my favorite in high school --
1212 01:00:12,025 01:00:14,861 get high, come up here. get high, come up here.
1213 01:00:14,903 01:00:17,531 Chicken nuggets. Chicken nuggets.
1214 01:00:17,572 01:00:22,035 And a Dr Pepper and curly fries. And a Dr Pepper and curly fries.
1215 01:00:22,077 01:00:23,912 That was the order. That was the order.
1216 01:00:23,954 01:00:26,540 That was perfection. That was perfection.
1217 01:00:29,668 01:00:31,419 Still mad at your friend James? Still mad at your friend James?
1218 01:00:33,088 01:00:35,090 He's no killer. He's no killer.
1219 01:00:35,132 01:00:37,759 What the fuck are you even talking about? What the fuck are you even talking about?
1220 01:00:37,801 01:00:41,721 We watched. That shot came from behind the counter, man. We watched. That shot came from behind the counter, man.
1221 01:00:41,763 01:00:45,267 Probably some paranoid, trigger-happy NRA dickface Probably some paranoid, trigger-happy NRA dickface
1222 01:00:45,308 01:00:47,018 with lousy aim. with lousy aim.
1223 01:00:47,060 01:00:49,020 Lucky James. Lucky James.
1224 01:00:49,062 01:00:51,690 Why would you lie about that? Why would you lie about that?
1225 01:00:51,731 01:00:56,111 Probably to make me think he's capable of killing me. Probably to make me think he's capable of killing me.
1226 01:00:56,153 01:00:58,780 I don't know. I don't know.
1227 01:00:58,822 01:01:00,740 Can't shit a shitter, James. Can't shit a shitter, James.
1228 01:01:00,782 01:01:05,829 These fucking fries are amazing. These fucking fries are amazing.
1229 01:01:08,498 01:01:10,750 James, how's that shake, dude? James, how's that shake, dude?
1230 01:01:11,918 01:01:14,087 I'm just kidding. I don't care. I'm just kidding. I don't care.
1231 01:01:14,129 01:01:16,381 Let's roll, shall we? Let's roll, shall we?
1232 01:01:16,423 01:01:20,594 James, please enter a destination. James, please enter a destination.
1233 01:01:20,635 01:01:22,262 Where to, Bruno? Where to, Bruno?
1234 01:01:22,304 01:01:25,056 Top of Monument, right off Sunset. Top of Monument, right off Sunset.
1235 01:01:25,098 01:01:27,017 All the way to the dead end. All the way to the dead end.
1236 01:01:28,852 01:01:31,146 What's there? What's there?
1237 01:01:31,188 01:01:33,982 A hot tub, obviously. A hot tub, obviously.
1238 01:01:34,024 01:01:36,026 Please follow the highlighted route. Please follow the highlighted route.
1239 01:01:36,067 01:01:38,403 Honestly, you guys, I'm feeling a little guilty Honestly, you guys, I'm feeling a little guilty
1240 01:01:38,445 01:01:39,696 because you both shared because you both shared
1241 01:01:39,738 01:01:41,740 some really profound shit with me earlier. some really profound shit with me earlier.
1242 01:01:41,781 01:01:43,783 So I want to share something with the both of you, So I want to share something with the both of you,
1243 01:01:43,825 01:01:47,037 something that's always meant a lot to me. something that's always meant a lot to me.
1244 01:01:47,078 01:01:49,080 But I can't do it alone. But I can't do it alone.
1245 01:01:49,122 01:01:50,916 There's gonna be some chorus shit that you have to do. There's gonna be some chorus shit that you have to do.
1246 01:01:50,957 01:01:52,375 You'll figure it out. You'll figure it out.
1247 01:01:52,417 01:01:55,879 Now, usually I don't do this, but, uh, Now, usually I don't do this, but, uh,
1248 01:01:55,921 01:01:57,380 go ahead and break 'em off go ahead and break 'em off
1249 01:01:57,422 01:01:59,007 with a little preview of the remix. with a little preview of the remix.
1250 01:01:59,049 01:02:00,800 ♪ Now, I'm not trying to be rude ♪ ♪ Now, I'm not trying to be rude ♪
1251 01:02:00,842 01:02:02,385 ♪ But, hey, pretty girl I'm feeling you ♪ ♪ But, hey, pretty girl I'm feeling you ♪
1252 01:02:02,427 01:02:04,387 ♪ The way you do the things you do ♪ ♪ The way you do the things you do ♪
1253 01:02:04,429 01:02:06,264 ♪ Reminds me of my Lexus coupe ♪ ♪ Reminds me of my Lexus coupe ♪
1254 01:02:06,306 01:02:08,308 ♪ That's why I'm all up in your grill ♪ ♪ That's why I'm all up in your grill ♪
1255 01:02:08,350 01:02:09,559 ♪ Trying to get you to a hotel ♪ ♪ Trying to get you to a hotel ♪
1256 01:02:09,601 01:02:11,311 ♪ You must be a football coach ♪ ♪ You must be a football coach ♪
1257 01:02:11,353 01:02:13,313 ♪ The way you got me playing the field ♪ ♪ The way you got me playing the field ♪
1258 01:02:13,355 01:02:15,106 - ♪ So, baby, give me that ♪ - ♪ Toot toot ♪ - ♪ So, baby, give me that ♪ - ♪ Toot toot ♪
1259 01:02:15,148 01:02:16,983 - ♪ Let me give you that ♪ - ♪ Beep beep ♪ - ♪ Let me give you that ♪ - ♪ Beep beep ♪
1260 01:02:17,025 01:02:18,860 ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪ ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪
1261 01:02:18,902 01:02:20,654 ♪ Bouncing on twenty fo's ♪ ♪ Bouncing on twenty fo's ♪
1262 01:02:20,695 01:02:22,530 Come on, fuckers, sing it. Come on, fuckers, sing it.
1263 01:02:22,572 01:02:24,366 ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪ ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪
1264 01:02:24,407 01:02:25,992 ♪ Hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪ ♪ Hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪
1265 01:02:26,034 01:02:27,619 ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪ ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪
1266 01:02:27,661 01:02:29,663 ♪ Got every man in here wishing ♪ ♪ Got every man in here wishing ♪
1267 01:02:29,704 01:02:31,665 ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪ ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪
1268 01:02:31,706 01:02:33,291 ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk. ♪ ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk. ♪
1269 01:02:33,333 01:02:35,001 ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪ ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪
1270 01:02:35,043 01:02:37,420 ♪ Baby, I'm about to have me some fun ♪ ♪ Baby, I'm about to have me some fun ♪
1271 01:02:37,462 01:02:39,422 ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪
1272 01:02:39,464 01:02:41,341 ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce ♪
1273 01:02:41,383 01:02:42,384 ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪
1274 01:02:42,425 01:02:44,010 ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Come on ♪
1275 01:02:44,052 01:02:46,012 ♪ It's like "Murder, She Wrote" ♪ ♪ It's like "Murder, She Wrote" ♪
1276 01:02:46,054 01:02:47,722 ♪ Once I get you out them clothes ♪ ♪ Once I get you out them clothes ♪
1277 01:02:47,764 01:02:49,516 ♪ "Privacy” is on the door ♪ ♪ "Privacy” is on the door ♪
1278 01:02:49,557 01:02:51,309 ♪ But still they can hear you screaming more ♪ ♪ But still they can hear you screaming more ♪
1279 01:02:51,351 01:02:53,228 ♪ Girl, I'm feeling what you're feeling ♪ ♪ Girl, I'm feeling what you're feeling ♪
1280 01:02:53,270 01:02:55,230 ♪ No more hoping and wishing ♪ ♪ No more hoping and wishing ♪
1281 01:02:55,272 01:02:58,275 ♪ I'm bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition ♪ ♪ I'm bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition ♪
1282 01:02:58,316 01:03:00,068 - ♪ So give me that ♪ - ♪ Toot toot ♪ - ♪ So give me that ♪ - ♪ Toot toot ♪
1283 01:03:00,110 01:03:02,195 - ♪ Let me give you that ♪ - ♪ Beep beep ♪ - ♪ Let me give you that ♪ - ♪ Beep beep ♪
1284 01:03:02,237 01:03:04,155 ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪ ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪
1285 01:03:04,197 01:03:06,032 ♪ Bouncing on 24s ♪ ♪ Bouncing on 24s ♪
1286 01:03:06,074 01:03:07,701 ♪ While they say on the radio ♪ ♪ While they say on the radio ♪
1287 01:03:07,742 01:03:09,536 ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪ ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪
1288 01:03:09,577 01:03:11,204 ♪ Hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪ ♪ Hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪
1289 01:03:11,246 01:03:12,998 ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪ ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪
1290 01:03:13,039 01:03:14,499 ♪ Got every man in here wishing ♪ ♪ Got every man in here wishing ♪
1291 01:03:14,541 01:03:16,835 ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪ ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪
1292 01:03:16,876 01:03:18,420 ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk ♪ ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk ♪
1293 01:03:18,461 01:03:20,130 ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪ ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪
1294 01:03:20,171 01:03:22,465 ♪ Baby, I'm about to have me some fun ♪ ♪ Baby, I'm about to have me some fun ♪
1295 01:03:22,507 01:03:25,760 ♪ Cristal popping in the stretch Navigator ♪ ♪ Cristal popping in the stretch Navigator ♪
1296 01:03:25,802 01:03:29,097 ♪ We got food everywhere, as if the party was catered ♪ ♪ We got food everywhere, as if the party was catered ♪
1297 01:03:29,139 01:03:31,558 ♪ We got fellas to my left ♪ ♪ We got fellas to my left ♪
1298 01:03:31,599 01:03:33,685 ♪ Honeys on my right ♪ ♪ Honeys on my right ♪
1299 01:03:33,727 01:03:36,938 ♪ You bring 'em both together, we got chilling all night ♪ ♪ You bring 'em both together, we got chilling all night ♪
1300 01:03:36,980 01:03:40,442 ♪ Then after the show, it's the after-party ♪ ♪ Then after the show, it's the after-party ♪
1301 01:03:40,483 01:03:44,154 ♪ And after the party, it's the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ And after the party, it's the hotel lobby ♪
1302 01:03:44,195 01:03:47,574 ♪ Around about 4:00 you got to clear the lobby ♪ ♪ Around about 4:00 you got to clear the lobby ♪
1303 01:03:47,615 01:03:49,576 ♪ You can take it to your room and... ♪ ♪ You can take it to your room and... ♪
1304 01:03:49,617 01:03:51,119 - Ash! - Ash!
1305 01:03:52,996 01:03:55,332 You have reached your destination. You have reached your destination.
1306 01:03:55,373 01:03:58,043 We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride. We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride.
1308 01:04:00,295 01:04:01,713 You okay? You okay?
1309 01:04:01,755 01:04:03,089 Yeah. Yeah.
1310 01:04:04,549 01:04:06,259 You got to be fucking kidding me. You got to be fucking kidding me.
1311 01:04:06,301 01:04:08,136 Go, go. Go, go.
1312 01:04:08,178 01:04:11,097 The house. We got to go for the house. The house. We got to go for the house.
1313 01:04:17,771 01:04:20,023 - James, hurry. - Hold on. Hey. - James, hurry. - Hold on. Hey.
1314 01:04:20,065 01:04:22,859 - Hold on. - Fuck, he's getting out. - Hold on. - Fuck, he's getting out.
1315 01:04:25,779 01:04:27,947 Hey. Hey.
1316 01:04:27,989 01:04:30,575 Open the damn door! Open the damn door!
1317 01:04:30,617 01:04:32,035 Hey, come on, open the fucking door. Hey, come on, open the fucking door.
1318 01:04:32,077 01:04:34,079 - Come on. James. James. - Somebody help us. - Come on. James. James. - Somebody help us.
1319 01:04:34,120 01:04:35,830 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
1320 01:04:41,044 01:04:42,045 James. James.
1321 01:04:45,548 01:04:47,133 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
1322 01:04:48,593 01:04:49,844 James! James!
1323 01:04:49,886 01:04:52,180 The pool. We need to get in the pool. The pool. We need to get in the pool.
1324 01:04:56,851 01:04:58,186 Oh, it's a bad idea. Oh, it's a bad idea.
1325 01:04:58,228 01:05:00,730 - We don't have time. - Fuck this thing. - We don't have time. - Fuck this thing.
1327 01:05:19,707 01:05:21,084 I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
1328 01:05:21,126 01:05:22,794 It's okay. It's okay.
1329 01:06:03,001 01:06:04,711 Let there be... Let there be...
1331 01:06:14,512 01:06:16,890 I told you we were going to a hot tub. I told you we were going to a hot tub.
1332 01:06:16,931 01:06:18,266 Get out. Get out.
1333 01:06:24,481 01:06:25,648 James... James...
1334 01:06:27,233 01:06:28,943 You can end the ride now. You can end the ride now.
1335 01:06:30,278 01:06:31,821 This is our destination. This is our destination.
1336 01:06:37,911 01:06:40,580 I'll be sure to give you five stars in my review. I'll be sure to give you five stars in my review.
1337 01:06:40,622 01:06:42,874 What do you want from us? What do you want from us?
1340 01:06:47,795 01:06:50,715 To do just what you said, To do just what you said,
1341 01:06:50,757 01:06:52,926 for God's sake. for God's sake.
1342 01:06:52,967 01:06:56,095 Let us sit upon the ground Let us sit upon the ground
1343 01:06:56,137 01:07:01,309 and tell sad stories of the death of kings. and tell sad stories of the death of kings.
1344 01:07:01,351 01:07:03,269 Strip. Strip.
1345 01:07:03,311 01:07:05,897 Bruno, come on, man. Bruno, come on, man.
1346 01:07:05,939 01:07:08,233 You wanted to get in the hot tub, right? You wanted to get in the hot tub, right?
1347 01:07:08,274 01:07:11,444 I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it? I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it?
1348 01:07:11,486 01:07:12,487 I want to go home. I want to go home.
1349 01:07:12,529 01:07:14,822 Don't tell me to let you go Don't tell me to let you go
1350 01:07:14,864 01:07:16,866 or that I'm making you stay here or that I'm making you stay here
1351 01:07:16,908 01:07:20,078 or whatever other fake-ass bullshit you tell yourself or whatever other fake-ass bullshit you tell yourself
1352 01:07:20,119 01:07:24,165 to justify your fundamentally unsatisfying existence. to justify your fundamentally unsatisfying existence.
1353 01:07:24,207 01:07:25,708 Because frankly... Because frankly...
1354 01:07:27,377 01:07:28,586 ...won't buy it. ...won't buy it.
1355 01:07:30,421 01:07:36,594 Now, take off your clothes and get in the fucking hot tub. Now, take off your clothes and get in the fucking hot tub.
1356 01:07:36,636 01:07:38,555 Off. Off.
1357 01:07:56,531 01:07:58,616 We have to get the gun. We have to get the gun.
1358 01:08:08,585 01:08:11,588 Damn, bro. You work out? Damn, bro. You work out?
1359 01:08:11,629 01:08:14,257 You too, Jess. You too, Jess.
1360 01:08:32,567 01:08:34,527 Bellissima. Bellissima.
1361 01:08:34,569 01:08:36,779 James, you ever kind of wish you were ltalian? James, you ever kind of wish you were ltalian?
1362 01:08:36,821 01:08:40,325 Those guys get to say whatever they want about a woman's body, Those guys get to say whatever they want about a woman's body,
1363 01:08:40,366 01:08:42,076 and nobody bats an eye. and nobody bats an eye.
1364 01:08:42,118 01:08:46,080 Now, get in the fucking hot tub. Now, get in the fucking hot tub.
1365 01:09:13,816 01:09:17,820 - I'm gonna take a swig of this. - You're gonna need it. - I'm gonna take a swig of this. - You're gonna need it.
1366 01:09:23,117 01:09:24,369 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1367 01:09:26,079 01:09:30,583 Oh, "something, something" desperate times. Oh, "something, something" desperate times.
1368 01:09:30,625 01:09:33,461 "Something, something” desperate measures. "Something, something” desperate measures.
1369 01:09:33,503 01:09:35,963 - I'm not desperate. - Jessica. - I'm not desperate. - Jessica.
1370 01:09:36,005 01:09:39,008 Tonight you asked your cab driver on a date. Tonight you asked your cab driver on a date.
1371 01:09:39,050 01:09:41,844 Belittle me all you want, Bruno. Belittle me all you want, Bruno.
1372 01:09:41,886 01:09:43,262 I'm not belittling you. I'm not belittling you.
1373 01:09:43,304 01:09:45,056 That's what you are. You drive people around. That's what you are. You drive people around.
1374 01:09:45,098 01:09:47,058 You offer them adorable little bottles of water. You offer them adorable little bottles of water.
1375 01:09:47,100 01:09:48,685 You do everything in your power You do everything in your power
1376 01:09:48,726 01:09:51,312 to block the nagging voice in your head that says, to block the nagging voice in your head that says,
1377 01:09:51,354 01:09:53,981 "I will never be anything other than this." "I will never be anything other than this."
1378 01:09:54,023 01:09:58,069 And until you acknowledge that, you never will. And until you acknowledge that, you never will.
1379 01:09:58,111 01:10:00,530 So is that what this is about? So is that what this is about?
1380 01:10:00,571 01:10:02,907 You think you're somehow helping us? You think you're somehow helping us?
1381 01:10:02,949 01:10:05,076 You're an amazing actor, James, You're an amazing actor, James,
1382 01:10:05,118 01:10:07,245 but no one's ever gonna know that. but no one's ever gonna know that.
1383 01:10:07,286 01:10:11,457 Because when the time comes to act, you hesitate. Because when the time comes to act, you hesitate.
1384 01:10:11,499 01:10:16,963 You told me you just wanted to play Richard II before you die. You told me you just wanted to play Richard II before you die.
1385 01:10:17,004 01:10:18,548 And now you're gonna kill me? And now you're gonna kill me?
1386 01:10:18,589 01:10:20,717 Don't be so banal. Don't be so banal.
1387 01:10:20,758 01:10:23,845 Tonight isn't about dying. It's about living. Tonight isn't about dying. It's about living.
1389 01:10:24,929 01:10:26,764 If we make it to sunrise, If we make it to sunrise,
1390 01:10:26,806 01:10:29,559 you will forever look back on this night you will forever look back on this night
1391 01:10:29,600 01:10:33,312 and remember what it felt like to be alive. and remember what it felt like to be alive.
1392 01:10:33,354 01:10:35,606 Now, you get to choose. Now, you get to choose.
1393 01:10:35,648 01:10:37,483 Who goes first? Who goes first?
1394 01:10:38,735 01:10:40,695 You or her? You or her?
1395 01:10:40,737 01:10:42,447 Me, Bruno. Me, Bruno.
1396 01:10:42,488 01:10:44,615 - Fucking point your gun at me. - Great. - Fucking point your gun at me. - Great.
1397 01:10:48,536 01:10:50,163 Is this Gwyn's house? Is this Gwyn's house?
1398 01:10:50,204 01:10:52,582 What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck did you just say?
1399 01:10:52,623 01:10:56,294 Bruno A. stands for Bruno Anthony, Bruno A. stands for Bruno Anthony,
1400 01:10:56,335 01:10:59,505 a dead club promoter they found in Hollywood. a dead club promoter they found in Hollywood.
1401 01:10:59,547 01:11:01,174 This guy doesn't look dead to me. This guy doesn't look dead to me.
1402 01:11:01,215 01:11:03,843 I hope I don't look like a fucking club promoter either. I hope I don't look like a fucking club promoter either.
1403 01:11:03,885 01:11:07,263 They said he's survived by his fiancée, Gwyneth. They said he's survived by his fiancée, Gwyneth.
1404 01:11:07,305 01:11:10,725 You told us that you suffered from a recent breakup. You told us that you suffered from a recent breakup.
1405 01:11:10,767 01:11:12,977 I believe that. That's not a lie. I believe that. That's not a lie.
1406 01:11:13,019 01:11:14,854 No, the only thing you lied about No, the only thing you lied about
1407 01:11:14,896 01:11:16,856 is how long ago it actually happened. is how long ago it actually happened.
1408 01:11:20,151 01:11:22,111 Go on, Bruno, use your words. Go on, Bruno, use your words.
1409 01:11:27,742 01:11:29,076 Get out of the tub! Get out of the tub!
1410 01:11:35,708 01:11:36,959 I knew it. I knew it.
1411 01:11:37,001 01:11:38,669 Hey, hey, don't you fucking move, man! Hey, hey, don't you fucking move, man!
1412 01:11:38,711 01:11:41,339 - I knew I could get you to do... - Don't listen to him. - I knew I could get you to do... - Don't listen to him.
1413 01:11:41,380 01:11:42,757 ...anything. ...anything.
1414 01:11:42,799 01:11:45,885 I knew I could get you to pick up a girl, I knew I could get you to pick up a girl,
1415 01:11:45,927 01:11:50,139 to commit armed robbery, to kill somebody. to commit armed robbery, to kill somebody.
1416 01:11:50,181 01:11:52,099 Let's just get out of here! Let's just get out of here!
1417 01:11:52,141 01:11:54,060 I guess that somebody's me. I guess that somebody's me.
1418 01:11:54,101 01:11:55,269 Fuck you! Fuck you!
1419 01:11:55,311 01:11:57,772 You said you were just a henchman. You said you were just a henchman.
1420 01:11:57,814 01:12:00,024 Now you get to be a full-on villain. Now you get to be a full-on villain.
1421 01:12:00,066 01:12:01,567 Fuck this guy, James. Let's just go. Fuck this guy, James. Let's just go.
1422 01:12:01,609 01:12:02,610 Do it. Do it.
1423 01:12:04,195 01:12:06,155 Do it! Do it!
1424 01:12:06,197 01:12:07,490 Goodbye, Bruno. Goodbye, Bruno.
1425 01:12:13,538 01:12:14,539 James. James.
1427 01:12:17,166 01:12:18,251 Come on! Come on!
1428 01:12:20,545 01:12:23,172 I thought you were my buddy. I thought you were my buddy.
1429 01:12:23,214 01:12:26,425 Stay with me, brother. Stay with me, brother.
1430 01:12:29,887 01:12:31,597 James! James!
1432 01:12:40,147 01:12:44,485 Hello, James. You have one new ride request. Hello, James. You have one new ride request.
1434 01:12:59,458 01:13:02,753 Ride accepted. Let's ride. Ride accepted. Let's ride.
1435 01:13:11,888 01:13:14,015 Hello, is this Maria? Hello, is this Maria?
1436 01:13:14,056 01:13:17,268 This is James. I'm your ride. This is James. I'm your ride.