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4 | 00:00:51,677 | 00:00:53,428 | Let's get started. | Let's get started. |
5 | 00:00:53,470 | 00:00:54,805 | Drive safely. | Drive safely. |
7 | 00:01:02,437 | 00:01:03,730 | Hello, James. | Hello, James. |
8 | 00:01:03,772 | 00:01:07,192 | You have one new ride request. | You have one new ride request. |
9 | 00:01:07,234 | 00:01:09,069 | Hello. | Hello. |
10 | 00:01:09,111 | 00:01:11,530 | Ride accepted. Let's ride. | Ride accepted. Let's ride. |
11 | 00:01:22,874 | 00:01:24,293 | As the sun goes down | As the sun goes down |
12 | 00:01:24,334 | 00:01:26,503 | and the lights come up on Los Angeles, | and the lights come up on Los Angeles, |
13 | 00:01:26,545 | 00:01:29,298 | you begin to hear the true voices of the city. | you begin to hear the true voices of the city. |
14 | 00:01:29,339 | 00:01:33,343 | It's 10:06 p.m., and this is the Voice of L.A. | It's 10:06 p.m., and this is the Voice of L.A. |
16 | 00:01:45,856 | 00:01:49,651 | In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Vine Street. | In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Vine Street. |
17 | 00:01:49,693 | 00:01:51,236 | Today what we'll be discussing | Today what we'll be discussing |
18 | 00:01:51,278 | 00:01:53,655 | is the "big break" and whether an actor | is the "big break" and whether an actor |
19 | 00:01:53,697 | 00:01:55,782 | can have multiple big breaks, just one, | can have multiple big breaks, just one, |
20 | 00:01:55,824 | 00:01:56,950 | and is there a time in our career | and is there a time in our career |
21 | 00:01:56,992 | 00:01:58,660 | where we can miss our shot, | where we can miss our shot, |
22 | 00:01:58,702 | 00:02:00,537 | which that big break is never gonna come again. | which that big break is never gonna come again. |
23 | 00:02:10,756 | 00:02:13,759 | In 300 feet, make a left turn. | In 300 feet, make a left turn. |
24 | 00:02:22,559 | 00:02:27,064 | In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Franklin Avenue. | In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Franklin Avenue. |
25 | 00:02:35,322 | 00:02:37,866 | You have arrived. | You have arrived. |
26 | 00:02:37,908 | 00:02:40,327 | And thank you for tuning in with us tonight. | And thank you for tuning in with us tonight. |
27 | 00:02:40,369 | 00:02:43,038 | Stay warm out there, L.A. | Stay warm out there, L.A. |
30 | 00:02:52,464 | 00:02:54,049 | Hey, Jessica? | Hey, Jessica? |
31 | 00:02:55,092 | 00:02:57,260 | - Yeah, that's me. - I'm your ride. | - Yeah, that's me. - I'm your ride. |
32 | 00:02:57,302 | 00:02:58,553 | Cool. | Cool. |
33 | 00:03:02,182 | 00:03:05,143 | - James. - Nice to meet you. | - James. - Nice to meet you. |
34 | 00:03:06,770 | 00:03:08,980 | All right. | All right. |
35 | 00:03:09,022 | 00:03:10,732 | Where to? | Where to? |
36 | 00:03:10,774 | 00:03:13,694 | ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ | ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ |
37 | 00:03:14,778 | 00:03:18,907 | ♪ You came along to rescue me ♪ | ♪ You came along to rescue me ♪ |
38 | 00:03:20,117 | 00:03:24,913 | ♪ You read my writing on the wall ♪ | ♪ You read my writing on the wall ♪ |
39 | 00:03:24,955 | 00:03:29,835 | ♪ You found my bottle in the sea ♪ | ♪ You found my bottle in the sea ♪ |
40 | 00:03:29,876 | 00:03:32,170 | Hey, do you want a water or some gum? | Hey, do you want a water or some gum? |
41 | 00:03:32,212 | 00:03:33,964 | Do they always make you say that? | Do they always make you say that? |
42 | 00:03:34,005 | 00:03:36,174 | They do. | They do. |
43 | 00:03:36,216 | 00:03:40,011 | But in your case, uh, I mean it. | But in your case, uh, I mean it. |
44 | 00:03:40,053 | 00:03:42,889 | Uh, no. Thank you. I'm okay. | Uh, no. Thank you. I'm okay. |
46 | 00:03:46,518 | 00:03:48,270 | How long you been riding with us? | How long you been riding with us? |
47 | 00:03:48,311 | 00:03:50,397 | About six months. | About six months. |
48 | 00:03:50,439 | 00:03:52,607 | I use it a lot between, you know, not wanting to park | I use it a lot between, you know, not wanting to park |
49 | 00:03:52,649 | 00:03:54,901 | and wanting a couple drinks. | and wanting a couple drinks. |
50 | 00:03:54,943 | 00:03:56,528 | Yeah, that's cool. | Yeah, that's cool. |
51 | 00:03:56,570 | 00:03:59,322 | I'm not, like, deeply passionate about it or anything, | I'm not, like, deeply passionate about it or anything, |
52 | 00:03:59,364 | 00:04:02,117 | but it's nice to think that, you know, because of what I do, | but it's nice to think that, you know, because of what I do, |
53 | 00:04:02,159 | 00:04:03,827 | there's less drunk drivers out there. | there's less drunk drivers out there. |
54 | 00:04:03,869 | 00:04:06,037 | Not that that would be you or anything. | Not that that would be you or anything. |
55 | 00:04:06,079 | 00:04:08,665 | Well, I mean, everybody in L.A. drives drunk. | Well, I mean, everybody in L.A. drives drunk. |
56 | 00:04:08,707 | 00:04:10,208 | Oh, come on, not everybody. | Oh, come on, not everybody. |
57 | 00:04:10,250 | 00:04:11,626 | Think about it. | Think about it. |
58 | 00:04:11,668 | 00:04:13,211 | Try and name at least one person you know | Try and name at least one person you know |
59 | 00:04:13,253 | 00:04:16,047 | that hasn't made a mistake once. | that hasn't made a mistake once. |
60 | 00:04:17,591 | 00:04:20,135 | - Mm. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. | - Mm. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. |
61 | 00:04:20,177 | 00:04:21,303 | See what I'm saying? | See what I'm saying? |
62 | 00:04:21,344 | 00:04:23,096 | - I do. I get you. - Yeah. | - I do. I get you. - Yeah. |
63 | 00:04:23,138 | 00:04:24,639 | In 300 feet, | In 300 feet, |
64 | 00:04:24,681 | 00:04:27,768 | make a left turn onto La Cienega Boulevard. | make a left turn onto La Cienega Boulevard. |
65 | 00:04:27,809 | 00:04:30,771 | - Oh, uh, take Fountain. - Oh. | - Oh, uh, take Fountain. - Oh. |
66 | 00:04:30,812 | 00:04:32,981 | Recalculating. | Recalculating. |
67 | 00:04:33,023 | 00:04:34,399 | Mae West fan? | Mae West fan? |
68 | 00:04:34,441 | 00:04:36,818 | Uh, what -- what do you mean? | Uh, what -- what do you mean? |
69 | 00:04:36,860 | 00:04:39,321 | Well, there's this great Mae West interview. | Well, there's this great Mae West interview. |
70 | 00:04:39,362 | 00:04:40,906 | Uh, I think it was Johnny Carson or something. | Uh, I think it was Johnny Carson or something. |
71 | 00:04:40,947 | 00:04:42,491 | Whoever it was said, | Whoever it was said, |
72 | 00:04:42,532 | 00:04:44,451 | "What's the fastest way to get into Hollywood?" | "What's the fastest way to get into Hollywood?" |
73 | 00:04:44,493 | 00:04:45,827 | to which she replied... | to which she replied... |
74 | 00:04:45,869 | 00:04:47,871 | "Take Fountain." | "Take Fountain." |
76 | 00:04:49,247 | 00:04:51,708 | That's cool. I like that. | That's cool. I like that. |
77 | 00:04:57,380 | 00:05:00,842 | ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ | ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ |
78 | 00:05:00,884 | 00:05:03,470 | Um, I, uh, I like your suit, by the way. | Um, I, uh, I like your suit, by the way. |
79 | 00:05:03,512 | 00:05:04,888 | What, do you, like, uh, | What, do you, like, uh, |
80 | 00:05:04,930 | 00:05:07,182 | moonlight as a limo driver or something? | moonlight as a limo driver or something? |
81 | 00:05:07,224 | 00:05:08,809 | I wish. | I wish. |
82 | 00:05:08,850 | 00:05:10,852 | It was, uh, for this thing that I had before this. | It was, uh, for this thing that I had before this. |
83 | 00:05:10,894 | 00:05:12,479 | A wedding? | A wedding? |
84 | 00:05:12,521 | 00:05:13,814 | An audition. | An audition. |
85 | 00:05:13,855 | 00:05:15,982 | Oh, so you're an actor. | Oh, so you're an actor. |
86 | 00:05:16,024 | 00:05:18,109 | Mm-hmm. Unfortunately, yeah. | Mm-hmm. Unfortunately, yeah. |
87 | 00:05:18,151 | 00:05:20,695 | God, I could never be an actor. | God, I could never be an actor. |
88 | 00:05:20,737 | 00:05:22,823 | I just -- I can't take the rejection. | I just -- I can't take the rejection. |
89 | 00:05:22,864 | 00:05:24,366 | See, I just had to realize | See, I just had to realize |
90 | 00:05:24,407 | 00:05:27,285 | that getting turned down isn't a failure. | that getting turned down isn't a failure. |
91 | 00:05:27,327 | 00:05:29,371 | Not getting auditions, that's failure. | Not getting auditions, that's failure. |
92 | 00:05:29,412 | 00:05:30,914 | So you get a lot, then? | So you get a lot, then? |
93 | 00:05:30,956 | 00:05:34,000 | Uh, my agents have gotten better at sending me out. | Uh, my agents have gotten better at sending me out. |
94 | 00:05:34,042 | 00:05:35,126 | Oh, you're repped? | Oh, you're repped? |
95 | 00:05:35,168 | 00:05:36,419 | - Mm-hmm. - By who? | - Mm-hmm. - By who? |
96 | 00:05:36,461 | 00:05:39,965 | - Uh, Abrams. - Mm, you fancy, huh? | - Uh, Abrams. - Mm, you fancy, huh? |
97 | 00:05:40,006 | 00:05:42,133 | Abrams. | Abrams. |
98 | 00:05:42,175 | 00:05:43,927 | They're pretty good. I'm not -- They're pretty good. | They're pretty good. I'm not -- They're pretty good. |
99 | 00:05:43,969 | 00:05:46,721 | There was a dry spell, though, like six months of nothing. | There was a dry spell, though, like six months of nothing. |
100 | 00:05:46,763 | 00:05:48,890 | - That sucks. - Yeah, it was rough. | - That sucks. - Yeah, it was rough. |
101 | 00:05:48,932 | 00:05:51,434 | But, um, then they kind of sent me out on this thing. | But, um, then they kind of sent me out on this thing. |
102 | 00:05:51,476 | 00:05:53,353 | I think it was, like, the last Hail Mary pass. | I think it was, like, the last Hail Mary pass. |
103 | 00:05:53,395 | 00:05:56,273 | Inches from getting dropped, but I booked it. | Inches from getting dropped, but I booked it. |
104 | 00:05:56,314 | 00:05:57,399 | Oh, what? Congrats! | Oh, what? Congrats! |
105 | 00:05:57,440 | 00:05:58,900 | - Thanks. - That's so cool. | - Thanks. - That's so cool. |
106 | 00:05:58,942 | 00:06:00,443 | What, uh -- What is it? | What, uh -- What is it? |
107 | 00:06:00,485 | 00:06:02,028 | Uh, it's no big deal. | Uh, it's no big deal. |
108 | 00:06:02,070 | 00:06:04,155 | It's, like, a guest spot on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." | It's, like, a guest spot on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." |
109 | 00:06:04,197 | 00:06:07,242 | No big deal? That's a huge fucking deal. | No big deal? That's a huge fucking deal. |
110 | 00:06:07,284 | 00:06:09,494 | Congrats! That's so cool. | Congrats! That's so cool. |
111 | 00:06:09,536 | 00:06:11,037 | Thanks. It's a henchman. | Thanks. It's a henchman. |
112 | 00:06:11,079 | 00:06:13,874 | You know, couple lines, and I took someone's gun. | You know, couple lines, and I took someone's gun. |
113 | 00:06:13,915 | 00:06:16,167 | But still, so cool. | But still, so cool. |
114 | 00:06:16,209 | 00:06:18,795 | I did start going out a lot more because of it, so... | I did start going out a lot more because of it, so... |
115 | 00:06:18,837 | 00:06:22,340 | In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Fountain Avenue. | In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Fountain Avenue. |
116 | 00:06:22,382 | 00:06:25,760 | Um, you should, uh, let me know when it airs. | Um, you should, uh, let me know when it airs. |
117 | 00:06:25,802 | 00:06:29,180 | My roommate, Allie, is a huge Marvel fan, | My roommate, Allie, is a huge Marvel fan, |
118 | 00:06:29,222 | 00:06:31,057 | and she's just gonna freak her shit | and she's just gonna freak her shit |
119 | 00:06:31,099 | 00:06:33,768 | when I tell her that my driver's on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." | when I tell her that my driver's on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." |
120 | 00:06:33,810 | 00:06:35,604 | as a cool villain. | as a cool villain. |
121 | 00:06:35,645 | 00:06:36,980 | Well, I was -- I was a henchman. | Well, I was -- I was a henchman. |
122 | 00:06:37,022 | 00:06:39,274 | I haven't graduated to villain yet. | I haven't graduated to villain yet. |
123 | 00:06:39,316 | 00:06:43,069 | Well, I believe in you. | Well, I believe in you. |
124 | 00:06:48,491 | 00:06:51,828 | Continue for three-quarters of a mile. | Continue for three-quarters of a mile. |
125 | 00:06:55,749 | 00:06:59,169 | Your destination will be on the right. | Your destination will be on the right. |
126 | 00:07:00,795 | 00:07:02,088 | Here we are. | Here we are. |
127 | 00:07:02,130 | 00:07:03,506 | That was fast. | That was fast. |
128 | 00:07:03,548 | 00:07:05,342 | Hey, when in doubt, take Fountain. | Hey, when in doubt, take Fountain. |
129 | 00:07:05,383 | 00:07:06,760 | Yeah, exactly. | Yeah, exactly. |
130 | 00:07:06,801 | 00:07:08,303 | You have reached your destination. | You have reached your destination. |
131 | 00:07:08,345 | 00:07:10,722 | We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride. | We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride. |
132 | 00:07:12,015 | 00:07:15,810 | Hey, can I, uh, tip you or something? | Hey, can I, uh, tip you or something? |
133 | 00:07:15,852 | 00:07:17,604 | We're not allowed to accept tips. | We're not allowed to accept tips. |
134 | 00:07:17,646 | 00:07:19,314 | Uh, the app takes care of everything. | Uh, the app takes care of everything. |
135 | 00:07:19,356 | 00:07:21,733 | Right. Well, uh... | Right. Well, uh... |
136 | 00:07:21,775 | 00:07:23,902 | I'll be sure to give you a five-star rating, then. | I'll be sure to give you a five-star rating, then. |
137 | 00:07:23,944 | 00:07:25,654 | Right back at you. | Right back at you. |
138 | 00:07:25,695 | 00:07:28,531 | Wait, the -- the drivers rate the passengers? | Wait, the -- the drivers rate the passengers? |
139 | 00:07:28,573 | 00:07:29,783 | Yeah, sure. | Yeah, sure. |
140 | 00:07:29,824 | 00:07:33,161 | Oh, okay. So what's my rating, then? | Oh, okay. So what's my rating, then? |
141 | 00:07:33,203 | 00:07:35,330 | I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. | I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. |
142 | 00:07:35,372 | 00:07:37,123 | Oh, okay. | Oh, okay. |
143 | 00:07:37,165 | 00:07:38,500 | I'm not gonna leave this car | I'm not gonna leave this car |
144 | 00:07:38,541 | 00:07:40,043 | until you tell me what my rating is. | until you tell me what my rating is. |
145 | 00:07:41,586 | 00:07:44,464 | - It's 3.5. But it -- - Fucking seriously? | - It's 3.5. But it -- - Fucking seriously? |
146 | 00:07:44,506 | 00:07:47,676 | - But it doesn't mean anything. - 3.5? People hate me. | - But it doesn't mean anything. - 3.5? People hate me. |
147 | 00:07:47,717 | 00:07:49,302 | - I wouldn't worry about it. - Oh, my God. | - I wouldn't worry about it. - Oh, my God. |
148 | 00:07:49,344 | 00:07:51,012 | It doesn't mean anything, you know? | It doesn't mean anything, you know? |
149 | 00:07:51,054 | 00:07:53,556 | Well, how do I -- how do I turn this shit around? | Well, how do I -- how do I turn this shit around? |
150 | 00:07:53,598 | 00:07:55,850 | Look, you're a five-star passenger in my book. | Look, you're a five-star passenger in my book. |
151 | 00:07:55,892 | 00:07:57,394 | And that's all that matters, right? | And that's all that matters, right? |
152 | 00:07:57,435 | 00:08:00,146 | - That's all that matters. - Mm. | - That's all that matters. - Mm. |
153 | 00:08:02,857 | 00:08:06,486 | Well, uh, thank you for the ride, James. | Well, uh, thank you for the ride, James. |
154 | 00:08:07,404 | 00:08:08,905 | Anytime. | Anytime. |
155 | 00:08:20,041 | 00:08:23,169 | Oh, uh, you forget something? | Oh, uh, you forget something? |
156 | 00:08:23,211 | 00:08:24,963 | So my friends and I | So my friends and I |
157 | 00:08:25,005 | 00:08:27,007 | were just grabbing a couple drinks here. | were just grabbing a couple drinks here. |
158 | 00:08:27,048 | 00:08:28,425 | Very, you know, low-key, | Very, you know, low-key, |
159 | 00:08:28,466 | 00:08:31,219 | if you want to come in for a round. | if you want to come in for a round. |
160 | 00:08:31,261 | 00:08:35,306 | Hello, James. You have one new ride request. | Hello, James. You have one new ride request. |
161 | 00:08:35,348 | 00:08:39,227 | I wish. But I got to drive. | I wish. But I got to drive. |
162 | 00:08:39,269 | 00:08:40,437 | - Boo. - I know. | - Boo. - I know. |
163 | 00:08:40,478 | 00:08:42,772 | Okay, well, suit yourself, but, uh, | Okay, well, suit yourself, but, uh, |
164 | 00:08:42,814 | 00:08:44,149 | we'll be here for a couple hours, | we'll be here for a couple hours, |
165 | 00:08:44,190 | 00:08:48,236 | so if you pick up a big fare, swing by. | so if you pick up a big fare, swing by. |
166 | 00:08:48,278 | 00:08:50,780 | I'd love that. Yeah. | I'd love that. Yeah. |
167 | 00:08:50,822 | 00:08:52,657 | Okay. Bye. | Okay. Bye. |
169 | 00:09:00,540 | 00:09:02,000 | "Oh, hey, what's your phone number? | "Oh, hey, what's your phone number? |
170 | 00:09:02,042 | 00:09:03,209 | Oh, no, here's my phone number." | Oh, no, here's my phone number." |
171 | 00:09:03,251 | 00:09:05,128 | Fucking idiot. | Fucking idiot. |
172 | 00:09:06,171 | 00:09:08,757 | Ride accepted. Let's ride. | Ride accepted. Let's ride. |
174 | 00:09:13,762 | 00:09:18,725 | Continue on Sunset Boulevard for three-quarters of a mile. | Continue on Sunset Boulevard for three-quarters of a mile. |
175 | 00:09:21,269 | 00:09:22,937 | Turn left. | Turn left. |
176 | 00:09:32,280 | 00:09:36,451 | Continue on Gower Street for one mile. | Continue on Gower Street for one mile. |
178 | 00:09:39,788 | 00:09:41,414 | Ride canceled. | Ride canceled. |
179 | 00:09:49,172 | 00:09:51,174 | Loneliness is an emotional state | Loneliness is an emotional state |
180 | 00:09:51,216 | 00:09:53,259 | that we have when we're feeling disconnected. | that we have when we're feeling disconnected. |
181 | 00:09:53,301 | 00:09:55,095 | It can cause depression, | It can cause depression, |
182 | 00:09:55,136 | 00:09:57,514 | and it can even lead to premature death. | and it can even lead to premature death. |
183 | 00:09:57,555 | 00:09:59,099 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
184 | 00:09:59,140 | 00:10:00,767 | We're spending less time making meaningful -- | We're spending less time making meaningful -- |
185 | 00:10:00,809 | 00:10:03,186 | This is the Voice of L.A. | This is the Voice of L.A. |
186 | 00:10:03,228 | 00:10:05,480 | The time now is 10:45 p.m. | The time now is 10:45 p.m. |
187 | 00:10:05,522 | 00:10:10,527 | Hello, James. You have one new ride request. | Hello, James. You have one new ride request. |
188 | 00:10:10,568 | 00:10:12,612 | So your parents went with Bruno? | So your parents went with Bruno? |
189 | 00:10:16,449 | 00:10:18,910 | At least people seem to like you. | At least people seem to like you. |
190 | 00:10:18,952 | 00:10:21,579 | Ride accepted. Let's ride. | Ride accepted. Let's ride. |
191 | 00:10:30,588 | 00:10:32,799 | You have arrived. | You have arrived. |
192 | 00:10:36,928 | 00:10:38,763 | Uh, hey! | Uh, hey! |
193 | 00:10:41,057 | 00:10:43,184 | - What's up? - Are you Bruno? | - What's up? - Are you Bruno? |
194 | 00:10:51,067 | 00:10:52,235 | Who wants to know? | Who wants to know? |
195 | 00:10:53,278 | 00:10:54,612 | Oh, fuck. | Oh, fuck. |
196 | 00:10:54,654 | 00:10:56,322 | You're my ride. Of course. | You're my ride. Of course. |
197 | 00:10:56,364 | 00:10:58,825 | Uh, sorry, man. I didn't think you'd get here so soon. | Uh, sorry, man. I didn't think you'd get here so soon. |
198 | 00:10:58,867 | 00:11:01,578 | Look, shit got a little messy. Start the meter. | Look, shit got a little messy. Start the meter. |
199 | 00:11:01,619 | 00:11:05,123 | Well, that's -- that's not how this works. | Well, that's -- that's not how this works. |
201 | 00:11:15,466 | 00:11:17,886 | Yo, you're looking sharp, bro. | Yo, you're looking sharp, bro. |
202 | 00:11:17,927 | 00:11:19,846 | Is that like a uniform or something? | Is that like a uniform or something? |
203 | 00:11:19,888 | 00:11:22,265 | Something like that. | Something like that. |
204 | 00:11:22,307 | 00:11:24,934 | Oh, hey, man. Uh, can't smoke in my car. | Oh, hey, man. Uh, can't smoke in my car. |
205 | 00:11:24,976 | 00:11:27,604 | Fuck me. So sorry, brother. | Fuck me. So sorry, brother. |
206 | 00:11:27,645 | 00:11:30,231 | Uh, I'm gonna finish this guy if that's all right with you. | Uh, I'm gonna finish this guy if that's all right with you. |
207 | 00:11:30,273 | 00:11:31,566 | You can start the meter. I don't give a shit. | You can start the meter. I don't give a shit. |
208 | 00:11:31,608 | 00:11:33,610 | That's actually not how it works. | That's actually not how it works. |
209 | 00:11:33,651 | 00:11:34,861 | Oh, well, fuck it. | Oh, well, fuck it. |
210 | 00:11:34,903 | 00:11:36,237 | I'll throw some extra cash your way, | I'll throw some extra cash your way, |
211 | 00:11:36,279 | 00:11:37,280 | make it worth your while. | make it worth your while. |
212 | 00:11:37,322 | 00:11:38,531 | Can't accept tips, bro. | Can't accept tips, bro. |
213 | 00:11:38,573 | 00:11:40,033 | The app takes care of everything. | The app takes care of everything. |
214 | 00:11:40,074 | 00:11:42,785 | I won't tell anyone if you don't. | I won't tell anyone if you don't. |
215 | 00:11:42,827 | 00:11:44,329 | The thing is, this is a New York pack | The thing is, this is a New York pack |
216 | 00:11:44,370 | 00:11:46,456 | so the cigs are really fucking expensive. | so the cigs are really fucking expensive. |
217 | 00:11:46,497 | 00:11:48,625 | I know you're thinking I could get the same goddamn cigs here | I know you're thinking I could get the same goddamn cigs here |
218 | 00:11:48,666 | 00:11:50,001 | for half the goddamn price, | for half the goddamn price, |
219 | 00:11:50,043 | 00:11:52,712 | but I don't know what to tell you. | but I don't know what to tell you. |
220 | 00:11:52,754 | 00:11:54,505 | I'm a sentimental guy. | I'm a sentimental guy. |
221 | 00:11:54,547 | 00:11:55,757 | You want one? | You want one? |
222 | 00:11:55,798 | 00:11:57,467 | Uh, I'm good, man. Thanks. | Uh, I'm good, man. Thanks. |
223 | 00:11:57,508 | 00:12:00,053 | James, please enter a destination. | James, please enter a destination. |
224 | 00:12:00,094 | 00:12:03,640 | Yo, aren't you gonna offer me, like, a -- a water or something? | Yo, aren't you gonna offer me, like, a -- a water or something? |
225 | 00:12:03,681 | 00:12:06,142 | - Some gum? - What? | - Some gum? - What? |
226 | 00:12:06,184 | 00:12:10,021 | That's what you guys usually do, isn't it? | That's what you guys usually do, isn't it? |
227 | 00:12:10,063 | 00:12:13,441 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
228 | 00:12:15,860 | 00:12:17,403 | Yo, you want a water? | Yo, you want a water? |
229 | 00:12:17,445 | 00:12:19,864 | No. No, not right now. I'm good, man. | No. No, not right now. I'm good, man. |
230 | 00:12:19,906 | 00:12:21,699 | Thanks. Maybe later. | Thanks. Maybe later. |
231 | 00:12:21,741 | 00:12:23,618 | Hey, where we going, man? | Hey, where we going, man? |
232 | 00:12:23,660 | 00:12:26,663 | Straight to business. I can respect that. | Straight to business. I can respect that. |
234 | 00:12:29,749 | 00:12:33,127 | LAX? Burbank? | LAX? Burbank? |
235 | 00:12:34,462 | 00:12:35,964 | Don't tell me I got to go to Long Beach. | Don't tell me I got to go to Long Beach. |
236 | 00:12:36,005 | 00:12:38,967 | Yo, what the fuck are you talking about, man? | Yo, what the fuck are you talking about, man? |
237 | 00:12:39,008 | 00:12:42,095 | Airports. It's your bag. | Airports. It's your bag. |
238 | 00:12:42,136 | 00:12:43,596 | Oh. Gotcha. | Oh. Gotcha. |
239 | 00:12:43,638 | 00:12:47,016 | No, no, no. That's a messy breakup. | No, no, no. That's a messy breakup. |
240 | 00:12:47,058 | 00:12:48,851 | I'm actually not sure where I want to go right now. | I'm actually not sure where I want to go right now. |
241 | 00:12:48,893 | 00:12:53,106 | I just needed to get away from her. | I just needed to get away from her. |
242 | 00:12:53,147 | 00:12:56,859 | I'm sorry to hear that, man. Breakups are awful. | I'm sorry to hear that, man. Breakups are awful. |
244 | 00:12:57,986 | 00:13:00,154 | I love you. | I love you. |
245 | 00:13:00,196 | 00:13:03,574 | I -- I know. | I -- I know. |
246 | 00:13:04,659 | 00:13:06,744 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
247 | 00:13:06,786 | 00:13:08,913 | Yeah, brother, they really are. | Yeah, brother, they really are. |
248 | 00:13:12,292 | 00:13:14,043 | All right, Bruno. | All right, Bruno. |
249 | 00:13:14,085 | 00:13:15,169 | Where we headed? | Where we headed? |
250 | 00:13:16,587 | 00:13:18,214 | Your name's James, right? | Your name's James, right? |
251 | 00:13:18,256 | 00:13:19,799 | I mean, that's what the thing said. | I mean, that's what the thing said. |
252 | 00:13:19,841 | 00:13:21,217 | Yeah. That's right. | Yeah. That's right. |
253 | 00:13:21,259 | 00:13:23,428 | Ask me again. | Ask me again. |
254 | 00:13:23,469 | 00:13:24,762 | Ask what again? | Ask what again? |
255 | 00:13:24,804 | 00:13:26,889 | "Where to, Bruno?" | "Where to, Bruno?" |
256 | 00:13:26,931 | 00:13:29,600 | All right. Where to? | All right. Where to? |
257 | 00:13:29,642 | 00:13:32,186 | Home, James, and don't spare the horses! | Home, James, and don't spare the horses! |
259 | 00:13:35,523 | 00:13:37,191 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
260 | 00:13:37,233 | 00:13:38,901 | I couldn't resist. | I couldn't resist. |
261 | 00:13:38,943 | 00:13:40,903 | I'm sure you get that all the time. | I'm sure you get that all the time. |
262 | 00:13:40,945 | 00:13:45,241 | To be honest, uh, you're the first to make the connection. | To be honest, uh, you're the first to make the connection. |
263 | 00:13:45,283 | 00:13:49,662 | Oh. It is kind of my specialty, making connections. | Oh. It is kind of my specialty, making connections. |
264 | 00:13:51,748 | 00:13:54,417 | I could really go for some of that gum if you've got any. | I could really go for some of that gum if you've got any. |
265 | 00:13:54,459 | 00:13:57,086 | - What? - That gum you mentioned earlier. | - What? - That gum you mentioned earlier. |
266 | 00:14:04,552 | 00:14:06,929 | James, please enter a destination. | James, please enter a destination. |
267 | 00:14:06,971 | 00:14:09,390 | All right, Bruno. Where you want to go? | All right, Bruno. Where you want to go? |
268 | 00:14:09,432 | 00:14:10,725 | Look, I don't want to put you out, | Look, I don't want to put you out, |
269 | 00:14:10,767 | 00:14:12,310 | but would you mind taking me | but would you mind taking me |
270 | 00:14:12,352 | 00:14:14,395 | to a couple of different places tonight? | to a couple of different places tonight? |
271 | 00:14:14,437 | 00:14:15,980 | It'll be a big fare for you, | It'll be a big fare for you, |
272 | 00:14:16,022 | 00:14:17,648 | and I'll throw some extra cash on top. | and I'll throw some extra cash on top. |
273 | 00:14:17,690 | 00:14:19,609 | Look, man, I'm sorry about this, | Look, man, I'm sorry about this, |
274 | 00:14:19,650 | 00:14:23,196 | but I just don't have a long ride in me tonight. | but I just don't have a long ride in me tonight. |
275 | 00:14:23,237 | 00:14:25,365 | And like I said, I can't accept tips. | And like I said, I can't accept tips. |
276 | 00:14:25,406 | 00:14:28,034 | And like I said, I won't tell if you don't. | And like I said, I won't tell if you don't. |
277 | 00:14:28,076 | 00:14:29,619 | That's nice and everything, | That's nice and everything, |
278 | 00:14:29,660 | 00:14:32,163 | but I kind of got somewhere I need to be in an hour. | but I kind of got somewhere I need to be in an hour. |
279 | 00:14:32,205 | 00:14:33,956 | - In an hour? - Yeah. | - In an hour? - Yeah. |
280 | 00:14:33,998 | 00:14:37,210 | My man, you couldn't have made it to LAX to save your life. | My man, you couldn't have made it to LAX to save your life. |
281 | 00:14:37,251 | 00:14:39,128 | Come on, you give me a couple hours, | Come on, you give me a couple hours, |
282 | 00:14:39,170 | 00:14:46,094 | and I will throw $100 on top of the fare. | and I will throw $100 on top of the fare. |
283 | 00:14:46,135 | 00:14:48,513 | You need like a minute to think about that? | You need like a minute to think about that? |
284 | 00:14:48,554 | 00:14:50,556 | And the best thing about public radio | And the best thing about public radio |
285 | 00:14:50,598 | 00:14:51,724 | is there are no commercials. | is there are no commercials. |
286 | 00:14:51,766 | 00:14:52,975 | - That'll work. - All right. | - That'll work. - All right. |
287 | 00:14:53,017 | 00:14:54,685 | Let's get fucking rolling. | Let's get fucking rolling. |
288 | 00:14:54,727 | 00:14:57,730 | Now, first, I am feeling majorly down, | Now, first, I am feeling majorly down, |
289 | 00:14:57,772 | 00:14:59,565 | so I'm gonna need a massive pick-me-up. | so I'm gonna need a massive pick-me-up. |
290 | 00:14:59,607 | 00:15:01,359 | Do you know this place Eidobon? | Do you know this place Eidobon? |
291 | 00:15:01,401 | 00:15:03,277 | That's "nobodie" spelled backwards. | That's "nobodie" spelled backwards. |
292 | 00:15:03,319 | 00:15:05,738 | - I'm not sure. - It's the spot off Larchmont. | - I'm not sure. - It's the spot off Larchmont. |
293 | 00:15:05,780 | 00:15:08,449 | It's on Beverly and Beachwood, south side. | It's on Beverly and Beachwood, south side. |
294 | 00:15:08,491 | 00:15:09,742 | All right. | All right. |
295 | 00:15:09,784 | 00:15:13,329 | They do this fucking coffee there. | They do this fucking coffee there. |
296 | 00:15:13,371 | 00:15:15,081 | It's fucking incredible. | It's fucking incredible. |
297 | 00:15:15,123 | 00:15:16,582 | - Wait, wait. - It was started by this guy -- | - Wait, wait. - It was started by this guy -- |
298 | 00:15:16,624 | 00:15:17,959 | You want coffee right now? | You want coffee right now? |
299 | 00:15:18,000 | 00:15:19,544 | Yeah. Only way to go is up. | Yeah. Only way to go is up. |
300 | 00:15:19,585 | 00:15:21,921 | Do you have, like, a piece of paper for this gum? | Do you have, like, a piece of paper for this gum? |
301 | 00:15:21,963 | 00:15:24,507 | Sure. | Sure. |
302 | 00:15:24,549 | 00:15:26,467 | Here. | Here. |
303 | 00:15:29,137 | 00:15:30,638 | Anyway, so this coffee | Anyway, so this coffee |
304 | 00:15:30,680 | 00:15:32,306 | was started by this guy with this website. | was started by this guy with this website. |
305 | 00:15:32,348 | 00:15:34,267 | And he was hiking in the Himalayas, | And he was hiking in the Himalayas, |
306 | 00:15:34,308 | 00:15:36,227 | and he was on the brink of exhaustion, | and he was on the brink of exhaustion, |
307 | 00:15:36,269 | 00:15:39,063 | and he met these monks, and the monks gave him this tea. | and he met these monks, and the monks gave him this tea. |
308 | 00:15:39,105 | 00:15:42,275 | And guess what was in the tea. Yak butter. | And guess what was in the tea. Yak butter. |
309 | 00:15:42,316 | 00:15:45,903 | Fucking butter from fucking yaks. | Fucking butter from fucking yaks. |
310 | 00:15:45,945 | 00:15:47,530 | So he gets back to the States | So he gets back to the States |
311 | 00:15:47,572 | 00:15:49,866 | and tries all kinds of shit to replicate it. | and tries all kinds of shit to replicate it. |
312 | 00:15:49,907 | 00:15:54,829 | And after months of failure, guess what the key was. | And after months of failure, guess what the key was. |
313 | 00:15:54,871 | 00:15:57,498 | - What was it? - Grass. | - What was it? - Grass. |
314 | 00:15:57,540 | 00:16:01,502 | It had to be grass-fed butter. | It had to be grass-fed butter. |
315 | 00:16:01,544 | 00:16:03,963 | This stuff is ambrosia, bro. | This stuff is ambrosia, bro. |
316 | 00:16:04,005 | 00:16:06,132 | Dude made millions or some shit. | Dude made millions or some shit. |
317 | 00:16:06,174 | 00:16:08,468 | - That's cool. - You want one? I'll get you one. | - That's cool. - You want one? I'll get you one. |
318 | 00:16:08,509 | 00:16:10,803 | Nah, man. I don't -- I don't really drink coffee this late. | Nah, man. I don't -- I don't really drink coffee this late. |
319 | 00:16:10,845 | 00:16:12,305 | Why? It makes you feel weird? | Why? It makes you feel weird? |
320 | 00:16:12,346 | 00:16:13,723 | Do you know why? Toxins. | Do you know why? Toxins. |
321 | 00:16:13,764 | 00:16:15,933 | Most coffee is full of toxins | Most coffee is full of toxins |
322 | 00:16:15,975 | 00:16:17,894 | because the beans are covered in mold. | because the beans are covered in mold. |
323 | 00:16:17,935 | 00:16:21,772 | But this coffee is lab tested. They take all the toxins out. | But this coffee is lab tested. They take all the toxins out. |
324 | 00:16:21,814 | 00:16:23,441 | - Mm. - Right? | - Mm. - Right? |
325 | 00:16:23,483 | 00:16:25,026 | Okay, well, we're here. | Okay, well, we're here. |
326 | 00:16:25,067 | 00:16:28,488 | Um, okay, cool. Let me finish. Where was I? | Um, okay, cool. Let me finish. Where was I? |
327 | 00:16:28,529 | 00:16:29,864 | They take all the toxins out, | They take all the toxins out, |
328 | 00:16:29,906 | 00:16:32,200 | and then they brew it as a pour-over, | and then they brew it as a pour-over, |
329 | 00:16:32,241 | 00:16:33,826 | which then they mix it with the grass-fed butter | which then they mix it with the grass-fed butter |
330 | 00:16:33,868 | 00:16:36,204 | and this special fortified coconut oil. | and this special fortified coconut oil. |
331 | 00:16:36,245 | 00:16:38,164 | Dude, if done properly, | Dude, if done properly, |
332 | 00:16:38,206 | 00:16:41,375 | I defy any fucking barista to make a creamier | I defy any fucking barista to make a creamier |
333 | 00:16:41,417 | 00:16:43,211 | or more delicious cup of coffee | or more delicious cup of coffee |
334 | 00:16:43,252 | 00:16:45,004 | than the one I am about to buy you. | than the one I am about to buy you. |
335 | 00:16:45,046 | 00:16:47,048 | You down? | You down? |
336 | 00:16:47,089 | 00:16:48,799 | Dude, you down? | Dude, you down? |
337 | 00:16:48,841 | 00:16:50,760 | Sure, man, I'm down. | Sure, man, I'm down. |
338 | 00:16:50,801 | 00:16:52,929 | Great. I'll be right back, my brother. | Great. I'll be right back, my brother. |
341 | 00:17:15,368 | 00:17:18,079 | This, is, uh, seriously yak butter? | This, is, uh, seriously yak butter? |
342 | 00:17:18,120 | 00:17:19,372 | You like it? | You like it? |
343 | 00:17:21,165 | 00:17:23,501 | - I actually do. - Fuck yeah. | - I actually do. - Fuck yeah. |
344 | 00:17:23,543 | 00:17:26,128 | Just wait till you see how it makes you feel, my man. | Just wait till you see how it makes you feel, my man. |
345 | 00:17:37,515 | 00:17:39,642 | Please enter a destination. | Please enter a destination. |
346 | 00:17:39,684 | 00:17:41,269 | Yo, is there a way to shut that thing up? | Yo, is there a way to shut that thing up? |
347 | 00:17:41,310 | 00:17:43,813 | It's just gonna keep saying that every 15 minutes. | It's just gonna keep saying that every 15 minutes. |
348 | 00:17:43,854 | 00:17:45,481 | Well, that fucking sucks. | Well, that fucking sucks. |
349 | 00:17:45,523 | 00:17:49,443 | All right, Bruno, where are we headed? | All right, Bruno, where are we headed? |
350 | 00:17:49,485 | 00:17:51,237 | I want to see if I can crash | I want to see if I can crash |
351 | 00:17:51,279 | 00:17:53,656 | with a buddy at Wilshire and Westlake. | with a buddy at Wilshire and Westlake. |
352 | 00:17:53,698 | 00:17:55,491 | Okay, well, I'm gonna be honest with you. | Okay, well, I'm gonna be honest with you. |
353 | 00:17:55,533 | 00:17:57,410 | I have no idea where that is. | I have no idea where that is. |
354 | 00:17:57,451 | 00:17:58,786 | Dude, shouldn't you know this city | Dude, shouldn't you know this city |
355 | 00:17:58,828 | 00:18:00,121 | like the back of your fucking hand? | like the back of your fucking hand? |
356 | 00:18:02,039 | 00:18:04,667 | - I can Maps it. - I'm fucking with you. | - I can Maps it. - I'm fucking with you. |
357 | 00:18:04,709 | 00:18:06,669 | East on Wilshire past MacArthur Park. | East on Wilshire past MacArthur Park. |
358 | 00:18:06,711 | 00:18:08,170 | I'll be your Sherpa. | I'll be your Sherpa. |
359 | 00:18:08,212 | 00:18:10,339 | MacArthur Park. Isn't that a little sketchy? | MacArthur Park. Isn't that a little sketchy? |
360 | 00:18:10,381 | 00:18:12,592 | What can I say? I hang out with sketchy people. | What can I say? I hang out with sketchy people. |
361 | 00:18:12,633 | 00:18:16,387 | You're tuned in to 81.3, the Voice of L.A. | You're tuned in to 81.3, the Voice of L.A. |
362 | 00:18:16,429 | 00:18:19,515 | - All right. - So, dude, what's your story? | - All right. - So, dude, what's your story? |
363 | 00:18:19,557 | 00:18:22,101 | I mean, what do you do? | I mean, what do you do? |
364 | 00:18:22,143 | 00:18:24,604 | I drive for Ryde. | I drive for Ryde. |
365 | 00:18:24,645 | 00:18:27,523 | No, that's what you're doing. Nobody wants to do that. | No, that's what you're doing. Nobody wants to do that. |
366 | 00:18:27,565 | 00:18:30,192 | - Thanks. - Don"t pretend you're offended. | - Thanks. - Don"t pretend you're offended. |
367 | 00:18:30,234 | 00:18:32,737 | People don't get offended by the truth. | People don't get offended by the truth. |
368 | 00:18:32,778 | 00:18:34,071 | You gonna sit there and lie to me, | You gonna sit there and lie to me, |
369 | 00:18:34,113 | 00:18:35,823 | or are you gonna tell me who you are? | or are you gonna tell me who you are? |
370 | 00:18:37,742 | 00:18:39,535 | I'm an actor, man. | I'm an actor, man. |
371 | 00:18:42,455 | 00:18:44,165 | Fuck, that's so L.A. | Fuck, that's so L.A. |
372 | 00:18:44,206 | 00:18:46,459 | Of course you're an actor. | Of course you're an actor. |
373 | 00:18:46,500 | 00:18:48,878 | Jesus, that's awful. | Jesus, that's awful. |
374 | 00:18:48,919 | 00:18:51,255 | No, no, no. No. Don't take it like that. | No, no, no. No. Don't take it like that. |
375 | 00:18:51,297 | 00:18:53,049 | I'm sure you're amazing. | I'm sure you're amazing. |
376 | 00:18:53,090 | 00:18:58,429 | I'm just saying this world, you know, we take our artists, | I'm just saying this world, you know, we take our artists, |
377 | 00:18:58,471 | 00:19:00,556 | and we make them drive our cars. | and we make them drive our cars. |
378 | 00:19:02,933 | 00:19:04,060 | Stage or screen? | Stage or screen? |
379 | 00:19:05,311 | 00:19:08,064 | Yo, you just told me you want to perform for a living. | Yo, you just told me you want to perform for a living. |
380 | 00:19:08,105 | 00:19:09,523 | Don't clam up now. | Don't clam up now. |
381 | 00:19:09,565 | 00:19:11,859 | Well, I went to school for theater, | Well, I went to school for theater, |
382 | 00:19:11,901 | 00:19:15,529 | but I'm here auditioning for TV. | but I'm here auditioning for TV. |
383 | 00:19:15,571 | 00:19:18,616 | Commercials. Whatever. | Commercials. Whatever. |
384 | 00:19:18,658 | 00:19:21,744 | You're a thespian. Master thespian. | You're a thespian. Master thespian. |
386 | 00:19:23,120 | 00:19:24,997 | You got any monologues you can reel off? | You got any monologues you can reel off? |
387 | 00:19:25,039 | 00:19:27,166 | - Come on, man. - I'm not fucking with you. | - Come on, man. - I'm not fucking with you. |
388 | 00:19:27,208 | 00:19:29,251 | I legitimately love theater. | I legitimately love theater. |
389 | 00:19:29,293 | 00:19:32,588 | And there's never anything good out here. | And there's never anything good out here. |
390 | 00:19:32,630 | 00:19:35,549 | - You know Shakespeare? - I might've heard of him. | - You know Shakespeare? - I might've heard of him. |
391 | 00:19:35,591 | 00:19:37,593 | - Do a monologue. - No. | - Do a monologue. - No. |
392 | 00:19:37,635 | 00:19:40,137 | Dude, do a monologue. | Dude, do a monologue. |
393 | 00:19:40,179 | 00:19:41,806 | I am not about to reel off | I am not about to reel off |
394 | 00:19:41,847 | 00:19:43,766 | a Shakespearean monologue right now. | a Shakespearean monologue right now. |
395 | 00:19:43,808 | 00:19:45,810 | Okay. | Okay. |
396 | 00:19:45,851 | 00:19:49,271 | That's okay. I can respect that. | That's okay. I can respect that. |
397 | 00:19:49,313 | 00:19:51,357 | - 50 bucks. - What? | - 50 bucks. - What? |
398 | 00:19:51,399 | 00:19:53,317 | I am going to pay you an extra $50 | I am going to pay you an extra $50 |
399 | 00:19:53,359 | 00:19:56,529 | to do a monologue from Shakespeare. | to do a monologue from Shakespeare. |
400 | 00:19:58,656 | 00:20:00,074 | A hundred. | A hundred. |
401 | 00:20:00,116 | 00:20:01,784 | Do not fuck with me right now. | Do not fuck with me right now. |
402 | 00:20:01,826 | 00:20:03,869 | Dead serious. A hundred bucks. | Dead serious. A hundred bucks. |
403 | 00:20:03,911 | 00:20:05,413 | Think of it as a favor to me. | Think of it as a favor to me. |
404 | 00:20:05,454 | 00:20:07,915 | And do "Richard III." It's my favorite. | And do "Richard III." It's my favorite. |
405 | 00:20:07,957 | 00:20:10,000 | Well, I don't know "Richard III." | Well, I don't know "Richard III." |
406 | 00:20:10,042 | 00:20:11,919 | Okay. | Okay. |
407 | 00:20:11,961 | 00:20:13,337 | I know "Richard II." | I know "Richard II." |
408 | 00:20:13,379 | 00:20:15,381 | Fuck yeah! Now we're fucking talking. | Fuck yeah! Now we're fucking talking. |
409 | 00:20:15,423 | 00:20:18,718 | - Let's hear that shit! - Ah! | - Let's hear that shit! - Ah! |
411 | 00:20:26,976 | 00:20:29,520 | Huh. | Huh. |
412 | 00:20:29,562 | 00:20:32,273 | Let's talk of graves, | Let's talk of graves, |
413 | 00:20:32,314 | 00:20:35,443 | of worms and epitaphs, | of worms and epitaphs, |
414 | 00:20:35,484 | 00:20:39,947 | make dust our paper and with rainy eyes write sorrow | make dust our paper and with rainy eyes write sorrow |
415 | 00:20:39,989 | 00:20:41,824 | on the bosom of the earth. | on the bosom of the earth. |
416 | 00:20:41,866 | 00:20:46,495 | Let's choose executors, talk of wills, | Let's choose executors, talk of wills, |
417 | 00:20:46,537 | 00:20:49,165 | and yet not so, for what can we bequeath | and yet not so, for what can we bequeath |
418 | 00:20:49,206 | 00:20:52,084 | save our deposed bodies to the ground? | save our deposed bodies to the ground? |
419 | 00:20:52,126 | 00:20:56,922 | Our land, our lives, and all are Bolingbroke's, | Our land, our lives, and all are Bolingbroke's, |
420 | 00:20:56,964 | 00:20:59,884 | and nothing can we call our own but death. | and nothing can we call our own but death. |
421 | 00:20:59,925 | 00:21:03,137 | For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground | For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground |
422 | 00:21:03,179 | 00:21:05,639 | and tell sad stories of the death of kings. | and tell sad stories of the death of kings. |
423 | 00:21:05,681 | 00:21:08,434 | For within the hollow crown that rounds | For within the hollow crown that rounds |
424 | 00:21:08,476 | 00:21:12,271 | the mortal temples of a king keeps Death his court, | the mortal temples of a king keeps Death his court, |
425 | 00:21:12,313 | 00:21:16,275 | infusing him with self and vain conceit, | infusing him with self and vain conceit, |
426 | 00:21:16,317 | 00:21:20,321 | as if this flesh which walls about our life | as if this flesh which walls about our life |
427 | 00:21:20,362 | 00:21:22,448 | were brass impregnable, | were brass impregnable, |
428 | 00:21:22,490 | 00:21:26,535 | and humored thus comes at the last | and humored thus comes at the last |
429 | 00:21:26,577 | 00:21:32,917 | with a little pin bore through his castle walls, farewell king. | with a little pin bore through his castle walls, farewell king. |
430 | 00:21:32,958 | 00:21:37,129 | Cover your heads and mock not flesh and blood | Cover your heads and mock not flesh and blood |
431 | 00:21:37,171 | 00:21:38,881 | with solemn reverence -- | with solemn reverence -- |
432 | 00:21:38,923 | 00:21:42,134 | throw away respect and tradition, | throw away respect and tradition, |
433 | 00:21:42,176 | 00:21:45,971 | form, ceremonious duty, | form, ceremonious duty, |
434 | 00:21:46,013 | 00:21:49,600 | for you have but mistook me all this while -- | for you have but mistook me all this while -- |
435 | 00:21:49,642 | 00:21:52,478 | I live with bread like you, | I live with bread like you, |
436 | 00:21:52,520 | 00:21:56,273 | feel want, taste grief, | feel want, taste grief, |
437 | 00:21:56,315 | 00:22:01,821 | need friends, and subjected thus, | need friends, and subjected thus, |
438 | 00:22:01,862 | 00:22:04,490 | how can you say to me, I am a king? | how can you say to me, I am a king? |
439 | 00:22:12,289 | 00:22:13,833 | You are a king. | You are a king. |
440 | 00:22:13,874 | 00:22:16,293 | You're the fucking king, man. | You're the fucking king, man. |
441 | 00:22:16,335 | 00:22:20,214 | Oh, you should be booking all over the place with that shit. | Oh, you should be booking all over the place with that shit. |
442 | 00:22:20,256 | 00:22:22,174 | It's money well spent. | It's money well spent. |
443 | 00:22:22,216 | 00:22:24,885 | Wow. | Wow. |
444 | 00:22:24,927 | 00:22:26,929 | I don't know what to say, man. You liked it? | I don't know what to say, man. You liked it? |
445 | 00:22:26,971 | 00:22:28,472 | I liked it? | I liked it? |
446 | 00:22:28,514 | 00:22:30,975 | You're an artist. | You're an artist. |
447 | 00:22:31,016 | 00:22:32,977 | That shit comes from the heart. | That shit comes from the heart. |
448 | 00:22:33,018 | 00:22:35,980 | That means a whole lot to hear you say that, man. | That means a whole lot to hear you say that, man. |
449 | 00:22:36,021 | 00:22:37,731 | That one's kind of close to me. | That one's kind of close to me. |
450 | 00:22:37,773 | 00:22:40,109 | Like, I used it to audition for school. | Like, I used it to audition for school. |
451 | 00:22:40,150 | 00:22:42,319 | This is gonna sound dumb, but when I think about | This is gonna sound dumb, but when I think about |
452 | 00:22:42,361 | 00:22:44,530 | like what it is that I really want out of life, | like what it is that I really want out of life, |
453 | 00:22:44,572 | 00:22:49,159 | I just, I don't want to die having not played Richard II. | I just, I don't want to die having not played Richard II. |
454 | 00:22:49,201 | 00:22:51,495 | - Broadway? - Any stage will do. | - Broadway? - Any stage will do. |
456 | 00:22:53,581 | 00:22:56,417 | Okay, I hate to be that asshole who asks, | Okay, I hate to be that asshole who asks, |
457 | 00:22:56,458 | 00:22:58,836 | "Have I seen you in anything?" but... | "Have I seen you in anything?" but... |
458 | 00:22:58,878 | 00:23:00,921 | But would I have seen you in anything? | But would I have seen you in anything? |
459 | 00:23:00,963 | 00:23:03,924 | Uh, well, | Uh, well, |
460 | 00:23:03,966 | 00:23:08,178 | I did this, uh, guest spot on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." | I did this, uh, guest spot on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D." |
461 | 00:23:08,220 | 00:23:10,347 | - No fucking way. - Yeah. | - No fucking way. - Yeah. |
462 | 00:23:10,389 | 00:23:11,724 | I bet you were the supervillain. | I bet you were the supervillain. |
463 | 00:23:11,765 | 00:23:14,184 | No. I was a henchman. | No. I was a henchman. |
464 | 00:23:14,226 | 00:23:17,730 | I haven't graduated to supervillain yet. | I haven't graduated to supervillain yet. |
465 | 00:23:17,771 | 00:23:20,232 | Well, we'll get you there, buddy. | Well, we'll get you there, buddy. |
466 | 00:23:27,948 | 00:23:31,035 | All right, halfway up the block. | All right, halfway up the block. |
467 | 00:23:31,076 | 00:23:33,203 | Okay, just pull up right here. | Okay, just pull up right here. |
468 | 00:23:33,245 | 00:23:35,998 | All right, here. | All right, here. |
469 | 00:23:36,040 | 00:23:39,168 | Uh, flashers off. Just chill. I'll be like two minutes. | Uh, flashers off. Just chill. I'll be like two minutes. |
470 | 00:23:39,209 | 00:23:42,296 | You mind killing the lights, leaving the engine on? | You mind killing the lights, leaving the engine on? |
471 | 00:23:42,338 | 00:23:43,964 | Okay. Is everything all right? | Okay. Is everything all right? |
472 | 00:23:44,006 | 00:23:46,508 | Totally. It's just a sketchy neighborhood. | Totally. It's just a sketchy neighborhood. |
473 | 00:23:46,550 | 00:23:48,427 | I get nervous. | I get nervous. |
474 | 00:23:48,469 | 00:23:50,930 | So you want me to just, like, just wait here for a second? | So you want me to just, like, just wait here for a second? |
475 | 00:23:50,971 | 00:23:52,806 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just need to see | Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just need to see |
476 | 00:23:52,848 | 00:23:54,683 | if my buddy's home and if I can crash with him. | if my buddy's home and if I can crash with him. |
477 | 00:23:54,725 | 00:23:56,435 | If not, I might need to roll somewhere else. | If not, I might need to roll somewhere else. |
478 | 00:23:56,477 | 00:23:58,103 | You mind waiting? Is that cool? | You mind waiting? Is that cool? |
479 | 00:24:00,105 | 00:24:03,150 | - Yeah, man. It's cool. - Thank God. | - Yeah, man. It's cool. - Thank God. |
480 | 00:24:03,192 | 00:24:05,235 | What are the chances I could ever find another James? | What are the chances I could ever find another James? |
481 | 00:24:05,277 | 00:24:06,487 | Slim to none. | Slim to none. |
482 | 00:24:06,528 | 00:24:08,614 | Slim to none. I hate those odds. | Slim to none. I hate those odds. |
483 | 00:24:08,656 | 00:24:10,783 | - Thanks, dude. - All right, man. | - Thanks, dude. - All right, man. |
485 | 00:24:25,798 | 00:24:27,549 | Hello? | Hello? |
486 | 00:24:27,591 | 00:24:29,176 | Hey, man. | Hey, man. |
487 | 00:24:29,218 | 00:24:31,887 | No, I'm -- I'm good. I'm all good. | No, I'm -- I'm good. I'm all good. |
488 | 00:24:31,929 | 00:24:36,475 | Yeah. I'm sure it's pretty late for you. | Yeah. I'm sure it's pretty late for you. |
489 | 00:24:36,517 | 00:24:38,143 | It has been a while. | It has been a while. |
490 | 00:24:38,185 | 00:24:42,147 | Uh, I'm -- I'm driving for Ryde. Yeah. | Uh, I'm -- I'm driving for Ryde. Yeah. |
491 | 00:24:42,189 | 00:24:43,816 | Hey, listen, I actually wanted to ask you something. | Hey, listen, I actually wanted to ask you something. |
493 | 00:24:45,359 | 00:24:47,069 | Hey, hang on for a second, Jason. | Hey, hang on for a second, Jason. |
496 | 00:24:55,035 | 00:24:57,413 | Yeah, I'm here. My bad. | Yeah, I'm here. My bad. |
497 | 00:24:57,454 | 00:25:00,374 | Um, yeah, when you were -- when you were driving, | Um, yeah, when you were -- when you were driving, |
498 | 00:25:00,416 | 00:25:03,877 | did anybody ever ask you out? | did anybody ever ask you out? |
499 | 00:25:03,919 | 00:25:07,172 | Yeah, like a girl, man. | Yeah, like a girl, man. |
501 | 00:25:10,426 | 00:25:14,972 | Yeah, she was beautiful, and we just -- we hit it off. | Yeah, she was beautiful, and we just -- we hit it off. |
502 | 00:25:15,014 | 00:25:17,766 | Well, I guess I wouldn't be asking about it, | Well, I guess I wouldn't be asking about it, |
503 | 00:25:17,808 | 00:25:20,185 | but I -- I guess I'm still thinking about her. | but I -- I guess I'm still thinking about her. |
504 | 00:25:20,227 | 00:25:22,521 | Shit. | Shit. |
505 | 00:25:22,563 | 00:25:25,274 | Uh, yeah, well, let me -- let me call you back actually. | Uh, yeah, well, let me -- let me call you back actually. |
506 | 00:25:25,315 | 00:25:27,109 | Nah, don't worry about it. | Nah, don't worry about it. |
507 | 00:25:27,151 | 00:25:28,193 | Oh. | Oh. |
508 | 00:25:28,235 | 00:25:29,695 | Uh, yeah. | Uh, yeah. |
509 | 00:25:29,737 | 00:25:31,864 | All right. Talk to you soon. Bye. | All right. Talk to you soon. Bye. |
510 | 00:25:31,905 | 00:25:33,866 | All right, let's get the fuck out of dodge. | All right, let's get the fuck out of dodge. |
511 | 00:25:33,907 | 00:25:35,826 | All right. Let's do it. | All right. Let's do it. |
512 | 00:25:37,578 | 00:25:39,580 | Can you please do that from the road? | Can you please do that from the road? |
513 | 00:25:39,621 | 00:25:42,499 | - Uh, sure. - Trying to make moves. | - Uh, sure. - Trying to make moves. |
514 | 00:25:43,542 | 00:25:45,544 | No problem. | No problem. |
516 | 00:25:48,505 | 00:25:52,634 | Up next, a local band with a vintage sound. | Up next, a local band with a vintage sound. |
517 | 00:25:52,676 | 00:25:54,178 | These guys have been taking over... | These guys have been taking over... |
518 | 00:25:54,219 | 00:25:57,765 | So what's up, man? Was your buddy not home or what? | So what's up, man? Was your buddy not home or what? |
519 | 00:25:57,806 | 00:26:01,018 | Uh, yeah, he wasn't -- he wasn't there. | Uh, yeah, he wasn't -- he wasn't there. |
520 | 00:26:02,269 | 00:26:04,521 | Park's beautiful this time of night. | Park's beautiful this time of night. |
521 | 00:26:04,563 | 00:26:08,317 | No, I mean, it's filled with homeless drug addicts, | No, I mean, it's filled with homeless drug addicts, |
522 | 00:26:08,358 | 00:26:10,110 | but it's beautiful nonetheless. | but it's beautiful nonetheless. |
523 | 00:26:10,152 | 00:26:13,822 | Where are we headed? | Where are we headed? |
524 | 00:26:13,864 | 00:26:17,785 | Uh, just keep heading west. I'll figure it out. | Uh, just keep heading west. I'll figure it out. |
525 | 00:26:19,870 | 00:26:21,955 | Yo, you know you've got something on your shirt? | Yo, you know you've got something on your shirt? |
526 | 00:26:22,956 | 00:26:24,666 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
527 | 00:26:24,708 | 00:26:27,586 | Ah, I used to get these fucking nosebleeds as a kid, | Ah, I used to get these fucking nosebleeds as a kid, |
528 | 00:26:27,628 | 00:26:29,755 | and the cold weather brings them back. | and the cold weather brings them back. |
529 | 00:26:29,797 | 00:26:32,257 | - Here, you want a tissue? - No, I'm good, I'm good. | - Here, you want a tissue? - No, I'm good, I'm good. |
530 | 00:26:32,299 | 00:26:34,009 | - You sure? - Yeah. | - You sure? - Yeah. |
531 | 00:26:34,051 | 00:26:35,052 | All right. | All right. |
532 | 00:26:37,096 | 00:26:39,515 | Yo, Bruno, when we were back there, | Yo, Bruno, when we were back there, |
533 | 00:26:39,556 | 00:26:41,391 | did you hear something weird? | did you hear something weird? |
534 | 00:26:41,433 | 00:26:44,478 | Pff, dude, it's MacArthur Park. | Pff, dude, it's MacArthur Park. |
535 | 00:26:44,520 | 00:26:47,940 | Neighborhood is nothing but weird noises. | Neighborhood is nothing but weird noises. |
536 | 00:26:47,981 | 00:26:51,068 | - I'm from out here actually. - Where? From MacArthur Park? | - I'm from out here actually. - Where? From MacArthur Park? |
537 | 00:26:51,110 | 00:26:53,946 | No. I'm a L.A. native, though. There are fewer and fewer of us. | No. I'm a L.A. native, though. There are fewer and fewer of us. |
538 | 00:26:53,987 | 00:26:57,991 | We're a dying breed. Like unicorns or some shit. | We're a dying breed. Like unicorns or some shit. |
540 | 00:27:00,577 | 00:27:03,539 | Hey, uh, I want to apologize for earlier, | Hey, uh, I want to apologize for earlier, |
541 | 00:27:03,580 | 00:27:04,581 | making you miss your thing. | making you miss your thing. |
542 | 00:27:04,623 | 00:27:06,500 | - What thing? - Thing. | - What thing? - Thing. |
543 | 00:27:06,542 | 00:27:08,669 | The thing you had to do an hour after you picked me up. | The thing you had to do an hour after you picked me up. |
544 | 00:27:08,710 | 00:27:10,254 | Oh! It's funny. | Oh! It's funny. |
545 | 00:27:10,295 | 00:27:13,549 | Nah, I'd forgotten all about that. | Nah, I'd forgotten all about that. |
546 | 00:27:13,590 | 00:27:17,052 | Well sincerely, thank you for missing it, whatever it was. | Well sincerely, thank you for missing it, whatever it was. |
547 | 00:27:17,094 | 00:27:18,345 | No problem. | No problem. |
548 | 00:27:20,681 | 00:27:22,182 | What was it? | What was it? |
549 | 00:27:22,224 | 00:27:25,310 | - Ah, it wasn't important. - Oh, shit. | - Ah, it wasn't important. - Oh, shit. |
550 | 00:27:25,352 | 00:27:27,813 | That means it definitely was important. What was it? | That means it definitely was important. What was it? |
551 | 00:27:29,314 | 00:27:30,649 | Just this girl. | Just this girl. |
552 | 00:27:30,691 | 00:27:33,527 | - Fuck me! Just this girl? - Oh, don't do that. | - Fuck me! Just this girl? - Oh, don't do that. |
553 | 00:27:33,569 | 00:27:35,571 | - There are no three words... - Come on. | - There are no three words... - Come on. |
554 | 00:27:35,612 | 00:27:38,240 | ...in the contemporary English language more telling, | ...in the contemporary English language more telling, |
555 | 00:27:38,282 | 00:27:42,786 | more loaded, more fucking epic in scope than "just this girl." | more loaded, more fucking epic in scope than "just this girl." |
556 | 00:27:42,828 | 00:27:45,247 | Fucking take that, William Shakespeare! | Fucking take that, William Shakespeare! |
557 | 00:27:45,289 | 00:27:48,542 | Yo, it's -- it's really not that big of a deal, bro. | Yo, it's -- it's really not that big of a deal, bro. |
558 | 00:27:48,584 | 00:27:50,586 | Give me the details. I'll tell you if it was a big deal. | Give me the details. I'll tell you if it was a big deal. |
559 | 00:27:50,627 | 00:27:54,047 | All right, so before I picked you up, | All right, so before I picked you up, |
560 | 00:27:54,089 | 00:27:55,424 | like, I had my first fare of the night, | like, I had my first fare of the night, |
561 | 00:27:55,465 | 00:27:56,466 | and it was this girl. | and it was this girl. |
562 | 00:27:56,508 | 00:27:57,926 | Oh, this girl. | Oh, this girl. |
563 | 00:27:57,968 | 00:28:00,971 | So, like, I prepare myself for the usual, | So, like, I prepare myself for the usual, |
564 | 00:28:01,013 | 00:28:03,015 | you know, try to turn the awkward conversation | you know, try to turn the awkward conversation |
565 | 00:28:03,056 | 00:28:04,433 | into witty banter. | into witty banter. |
566 | 00:28:04,474 | 00:28:06,935 | But this time it's a little different. | But this time it's a little different. |
567 | 00:28:06,977 | 00:28:09,313 | - You got a picture. - What? | - You got a picture. - What? |
568 | 00:28:09,354 | 00:28:11,773 | - On the app, man. - No, that's creeping, bro. | - On the app, man. - No, that's creeping, bro. |
569 | 00:28:11,815 | 00:28:13,442 | - That's unethical. - What are you talking about? | - That's unethical. - What are you talking about? |
570 | 00:28:13,483 | 00:28:15,736 | What's unethical is to get me this interested | What's unethical is to get me this interested |
571 | 00:28:15,777 | 00:28:17,613 | and not let me know what she looks like. | and not let me know what she looks like. |
572 | 00:28:17,654 | 00:28:19,573 | "Previous fare." | "Previous fare." |
573 | 00:28:19,615 | 00:28:21,825 | Yo. | Yo. |
574 | 00:28:21,867 | 00:28:23,076 | - What the fuck, dude? - See that? | - What the fuck, dude? - See that? |
575 | 00:28:23,118 | 00:28:24,661 | I know, right? Look. | I know, right? Look. |
576 | 00:28:24,703 | 00:28:27,539 | All right, man, that's enough. | All right, man, that's enough. |
577 | 00:28:27,581 | 00:28:31,835 | Anyway, so, like, I really liked talking to this girl. | Anyway, so, like, I really liked talking to this girl. |
578 | 00:28:31,877 | 00:28:34,421 | You know what I mean? She was just no bullshit. | You know what I mean? She was just no bullshit. |
579 | 00:28:34,463 | 00:28:35,839 | Like, she even made this joke | Like, she even made this joke |
580 | 00:28:35,881 | 00:28:38,634 | about how everyone in L.A. drives drunk. | about how everyone in L.A. drives drunk. |
581 | 00:28:38,675 | 00:28:40,135 | Uh, she's not wrong. | Uh, she's not wrong. |
582 | 00:28:40,177 | 00:28:42,804 | Well, yeah, but anyways, at the end of the ride, | Well, yeah, but anyways, at the end of the ride, |
583 | 00:28:42,846 | 00:28:44,765 | she invites me to come meet up with her | she invites me to come meet up with her |
584 | 00:28:44,806 | 00:28:46,767 | and her friends for some drinks. | and her friends for some drinks. |
585 | 00:28:46,808 | 00:28:49,937 | Oh, man, that's the dream, dude. | Oh, man, that's the dream, dude. |
586 | 00:28:49,978 | 00:28:52,648 | Cabbie gets asked out by a hot passenger. | Cabbie gets asked out by a hot passenger. |
587 | 00:28:52,689 | 00:28:55,067 | - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, man. | - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, man. |
588 | 00:28:55,108 | 00:28:57,277 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
589 | 00:28:57,319 | 00:28:59,279 | Then what the fuck are you doing here with me? | Then what the fuck are you doing here with me? |
590 | 00:28:59,321 | 00:29:03,158 | Well, uh, I needed to make some money. | Well, uh, I needed to make some money. |
591 | 00:29:03,200 | 00:29:06,370 | Yo, tell me you got her number. | Yo, tell me you got her number. |
592 | 00:29:06,411 | 00:29:08,455 | Ohh... | Ohh... |
593 | 00:29:08,497 | 00:29:10,791 | She got away, like, right before I could. | She got away, like, right before I could. |
594 | 00:29:10,832 | 00:29:13,126 | Oh, bullshit. You hesitated. | Oh, bullshit. You hesitated. |
595 | 00:29:13,168 | 00:29:15,629 | I did not hesitate. | I did not hesitate. |
597 | 00:29:17,547 | 00:29:19,049 | I hesitated. | I hesitated. |
598 | 00:29:20,550 | 00:29:21,969 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
599 | 00:29:22,010 | 00:29:23,720 | Where to next, man? | Where to next, man? |
600 | 00:29:23,762 | 00:29:26,640 | - The bar, man. - What do you mean, the bar? | - The bar, man. - What do you mean, the bar? |
601 | 00:29:26,682 | 00:29:28,392 | The bar where the girl said she was gonna be. | The bar where the girl said she was gonna be. |
602 | 00:29:28,433 | 00:29:30,060 | - Where was it? - No! We don't need to do that. | - Where was it? - No! We don't need to do that. |
603 | 00:29:30,102 | 00:29:32,271 | Dude, you caught feelings. We got to go! | Dude, you caught feelings. We got to go! |
604 | 00:29:32,312 | 00:29:34,523 | No, it was like this little passing moment... | No, it was like this little passing moment... |
605 | 00:29:34,564 | 00:29:36,608 | James, I am not gonna be the force in your life | James, I am not gonna be the force in your life |
606 | 00:29:36,650 | 00:29:39,569 | that prevents you from hanging out with this girl tonight. | that prevents you from hanging out with this girl tonight. |
607 | 00:29:39,611 | 00:29:41,655 | I mean, who knows, man, maybe you're meant -- | I mean, who knows, man, maybe you're meant -- |
608 | 00:29:41,697 | 00:29:44,283 | meant to kiss her tonight. | meant to kiss her tonight. |
609 | 00:29:44,324 | 00:29:47,411 | Maybe you're meant to fuck her tonight. | Maybe you're meant to fuck her tonight. |
610 | 00:29:47,452 | 00:29:49,246 | Maybe you're meant to knock this girl up, | Maybe you're meant to knock this girl up, |
611 | 00:29:49,288 | 00:29:51,456 | and nine months from now you marry her | and nine months from now you marry her |
612 | 00:29:51,498 | 00:29:52,874 | to appease her parents, | to appease her parents, |
613 | 00:29:52,916 | 00:29:55,502 | and I'm the best man at your fucking wedding. | and I'm the best man at your fucking wedding. |
614 | 00:29:55,544 | 00:30:00,340 | Wow. Uh, I'm gonna pass on that last part. | Wow. Uh, I'm gonna pass on that last part. |
615 | 00:30:00,382 | 00:30:02,759 | All right, well, I'm offended by that. | All right, well, I'm offended by that. |
616 | 00:30:02,801 | 00:30:05,178 | But this girl is gonna be more offended | But this girl is gonna be more offended |
617 | 00:30:05,220 | 00:30:06,513 | if you don't show up tonight. | if you don't show up tonight. |
618 | 00:30:06,555 | 00:30:07,848 | She's counting on you. | She's counting on you. |
619 | 00:30:07,889 | 00:30:10,517 | Bro, she could not have actually thought | Bro, she could not have actually thought |
620 | 00:30:10,559 | 00:30:12,352 | - that I was gonna come. - Are you kidding? | - that I was gonna come. - Are you kidding? |
621 | 00:30:12,394 | 00:30:13,937 | What world do you live in | What world do you live in |
622 | 00:30:13,979 | 00:30:15,981 | where a girl invites a guy somewhere | where a girl invites a guy somewhere |
623 | 00:30:16,023 | 00:30:17,774 | she doesn't actually want him to be? | she doesn't actually want him to be? |
624 | 00:30:17,816 | 00:30:20,027 | That does not happen. | That does not happen. |
625 | 00:30:20,068 | 00:30:23,488 | Right now she is in there making a conversation, | Right now she is in there making a conversation, |
626 | 00:30:23,530 | 00:30:25,615 | faking a fucking laugh here and there. | faking a fucking laugh here and there. |
627 | 00:30:25,657 | 00:30:27,117 | "Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha." | "Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha." |
628 | 00:30:27,159 | 00:30:30,454 | But all the while she's glancing back at the door. | But all the while she's glancing back at the door. |
629 | 00:30:30,495 | 00:30:33,123 | And in the back of her mind, she's waiting for someone... | And in the back of her mind, she's waiting for someone... |
630 | 00:30:33,165 | 00:30:34,833 | - Come on, bro. - ...to walk through that door. | - Come on, bro. - ...to walk through that door. |
631 | 00:30:34,875 | 00:30:37,294 | That someone is you, homey. | That someone is you, homey. |
632 | 00:30:37,336 | 00:30:39,379 | That someone is you! | That someone is you! |
633 | 00:30:39,421 | 00:30:43,592 | Up next is a song to make some mistakes to. | Up next is a song to make some mistakes to. |
634 | 00:30:43,633 | 00:30:47,929 | ♪ Feel a change coming over me ♪ | ♪ Feel a change coming over me ♪ |
635 | 00:30:47,971 | 00:30:51,558 | ♪ It's a brand-new day ♪ | ♪ It's a brand-new day ♪ |
636 | 00:30:51,600 | 00:30:55,103 | ♪ I can clearly see ♪ | ♪ I can clearly see ♪ |
637 | 00:30:55,145 | 00:30:58,231 | ♪ And the morning when I wake up ♪ | ♪ And the morning when I wake up ♪ |
638 | 00:30:58,273 | 00:31:00,901 | ♪ Till I sleep at night ♪ | ♪ Till I sleep at night ♪ |
639 | 00:31:00,942 | 00:31:03,403 | Oh, we're too late. Look -- Look at this line. | Oh, we're too late. Look -- Look at this line. |
640 | 00:31:03,445 | 00:31:05,405 | Just tell them you're with Bruno Anthony. | Just tell them you're with Bruno Anthony. |
641 | 00:31:05,447 | 00:31:07,407 | You're kidding. | You're kidding. |
642 | 00:31:07,449 | 00:31:10,494 | Dude, trust me. All right, here's the plan. | Dude, trust me. All right, here's the plan. |
643 | 00:31:10,535 | 00:31:12,579 | You run in, walk straight up to her, no hesitation. | You run in, walk straight up to her, no hesitation. |
644 | 00:31:12,621 | 00:31:15,749 | You say a polite hello to her friends and then ignore them. | You say a polite hello to her friends and then ignore them. |
645 | 00:31:15,791 | 00:31:19,878 | And then, very directly, you ask her if she wants to come | And then, very directly, you ask her if she wants to come |
646 | 00:31:19,920 | 00:31:23,173 | with you and a buddy -- me -- to a house party in Malibu. | with you and a buddy -- me -- to a house party in Malibu. |
647 | 00:31:23,215 | 00:31:27,219 | A little kickback, a few brews, a fucking hot tub. | A little kickback, a few brews, a fucking hot tub. |
648 | 00:31:27,260 | 00:31:28,428 | She'll never go for that. | She'll never go for that. |
649 | 00:31:28,470 | 00:31:31,181 | Tell her that sometimes | Tell her that sometimes |
650 | 00:31:31,223 | 00:31:34,017 | when we trust our impulses, | when we trust our impulses, |
651 | 00:31:34,059 | 00:31:36,561 | incredible things can happen. | incredible things can happen. |
652 | 00:31:36,603 | 00:31:38,522 | I'm a total stranger. | I'm a total stranger. |
653 | 00:31:38,563 | 00:31:43,693 | Well, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. | Well, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. |
655 | 00:31:48,281 | 00:31:50,075 | We're going to a hot tub in Malibu? | We're going to a hot tub in Malibu? |
656 | 00:31:50,117 | 00:31:52,035 | You are goddamn right we are. | You are goddamn right we are. |
657 | 00:31:52,077 | 00:31:53,995 | Now get in there and bring back a beautiful woman. | Now get in there and bring back a beautiful woman. |
659 | 00:31:57,749 | 00:32:00,419 | - It's a tow-away zone. - Just leave the keys with me. | - It's a tow-away zone. - Just leave the keys with me. |
660 | 00:32:00,460 | 00:32:01,920 | What do you think, I'm crazy? | What do you think, I'm crazy? |
661 | 00:32:01,962 | 00:32:03,797 | Dude, I couldn't do anything if I wanted to. | Dude, I couldn't do anything if I wanted to. |
662 | 00:32:03,839 | 00:32:07,467 | The app has my card number. It'd charge me for a car. | The app has my card number. It'd charge me for a car. |
663 | 00:32:09,970 | 00:32:11,054 | Okay, here's a bet. | Okay, here's a bet. |
664 | 00:32:11,096 | 00:32:13,014 | If you can pull this off, | If you can pull this off, |
665 | 00:32:13,056 | 00:32:15,767 | I'll be your chauffeur for the rest of the night. | I'll be your chauffeur for the rest of the night. |
667 | 00:32:19,062 | 00:32:20,272 | Done. | Done. |
668 | 00:32:20,313 | 00:32:22,691 | All right. | All right. |
669 | 00:32:22,732 | 00:32:24,818 | You want me to see if she has like a hot friend or something? | You want me to see if she has like a hot friend or something? |
670 | 00:32:24,860 | 00:32:28,280 | Absolutely not. This night is about you. | Absolutely not. This night is about you. |
673 | 00:33:07,027 | 00:33:08,195 | I don't know if you saw, | I don't know if you saw, |
674 | 00:33:08,236 | 00:33:10,113 | but there's a little bit of a line. | but there's a little bit of a line. |
675 | 00:33:10,155 | 00:33:11,907 | Uh, I'm meeting Bruno Anthony. | Uh, I'm meeting Bruno Anthony. |
676 | 00:33:11,948 | 00:33:13,742 | Why didn't you say so? Go ahead. | Why didn't you say so? Go ahead. |
677 | 00:33:13,783 | 00:33:15,660 | And tell him I say hi. | And tell him I say hi. |
678 | 00:33:57,911 | 00:34:00,830 | Hi! Wow! You finally came. | Hi! Wow! You finally came. |
679 | 00:34:00,872 | 00:34:02,999 | I did not think you were gonna show. | I did not think you were gonna show. |
680 | 00:34:03,041 | 00:34:05,460 | Oh, it's been a super bizarre night. | Oh, it's been a super bizarre night. |
681 | 00:34:18,890 | 00:34:21,560 | - You want a drink? - I'm actually still working. | - You want a drink? - I'm actually still working. |
682 | 00:34:21,601 | 00:34:24,062 | Oh. Then why'd you come? | Oh. Then why'd you come? |
683 | 00:34:24,104 | 00:34:26,523 | I really liked talking to you. | I really liked talking to you. |
684 | 00:34:27,983 | 00:34:32,487 | Uh, I really liked talking to you too. | Uh, I really liked talking to you too. |
685 | 00:34:37,951 | 00:34:39,661 | I mean, the last thing I want | I mean, the last thing I want |
686 | 00:34:39,703 | 00:34:41,663 | is to be one of those smarmy Ryde guys | is to be one of those smarmy Ryde guys |
687 | 00:34:41,705 | 00:34:43,039 | who, like, manages to get a number. | who, like, manages to get a number. |
688 | 00:34:43,081 | 00:34:45,959 | No, no, I don't think you're smarmy. | No, no, I don't think you're smarmy. |
689 | 00:34:46,001 | 00:34:48,503 | So I made a good first impression. | So I made a good first impression. |
690 | 00:34:48,545 | 00:34:51,006 | Mm. | Mm. |
691 | 00:34:53,258 | 00:34:56,720 | Hello, James. Please enter a destination. | Hello, James. Please enter a destination. |
692 | 00:34:56,761 | 00:35:00,390 | So I made a buddy tonight. | So I made a buddy tonight. |
693 | 00:35:00,432 | 00:35:02,809 | He invited me to this party in Malibu | He invited me to this party in Malibu |
694 | 00:35:02,851 | 00:35:05,937 | with some drinks, a little music. | with some drinks, a little music. |
695 | 00:35:05,979 | 00:35:08,148 | - Apparently there's a hot tub. - Ooh. | - Apparently there's a hot tub. - Ooh. |
696 | 00:35:08,189 | 00:35:09,941 | And I want you to come. | And I want you to come. |
697 | 00:35:11,067 | 00:35:12,360 | A buddy? | A buddy? |
698 | 00:35:18,450 | 00:35:19,868 | Yeah, his girl left him, | Yeah, his girl left him, |
699 | 00:35:19,909 | 00:35:21,703 | and he's kind of piecing things back together, | and he's kind of piecing things back together, |
700 | 00:35:21,745 | 00:35:22,829 | but he seems chill. | but he seems chill. |
701 | 00:35:22,871 | 00:35:24,914 | Um... | Um... |
702 | 00:35:24,956 | 00:35:27,083 | I thought it might be a little weird, | I thought it might be a little weird, |
703 | 00:35:27,125 | 00:35:28,543 | me coming back here to see you, | me coming back here to see you, |
704 | 00:35:28,585 | 00:35:31,087 | but sometimes when you trust your impulses, | but sometimes when you trust your impulses, |
705 | 00:35:31,129 | 00:35:32,797 | incredible things can happen. | incredible things can happen. |
706 | 00:35:33,965 | 00:35:36,926 | So where did you say that party was at, again? | So where did you say that party was at, again? |
707 | 00:35:36,968 | 00:35:38,887 | We'll be keeping the vinyl spinning | We'll be keeping the vinyl spinning |
708 | 00:35:38,928 | 00:35:42,349 | for quite some time, so don't touch that dial. | for quite some time, so don't touch that dial. |
710 | 00:35:54,235 | 00:35:56,613 | ♪ You think you know me, but you don't know ♪ | ♪ You think you know me, but you don't know ♪ |
711 | 00:35:56,655 | 00:35:59,115 | ♪ I be at the top, chilling at the place you won't go ♪ | ♪ I be at the top, chilling at the place you won't go ♪ |
712 | 00:35:59,157 | 00:36:01,242 | ♪ Just shine it, lay back, recline it ♪ | ♪ Just shine it, lay back, recline it ♪ |
713 | 00:36:01,284 | 00:36:03,078 | ♪ Do it so easily as if I ain't even trying ♪ | ♪ Do it so easily as if I ain't even trying ♪ |
714 | 00:36:03,119 | 00:36:05,080 | ♪ Think you could beat me? Never that ♪ | ♪ Think you could beat me? Never that ♪ |
715 | 00:36:05,121 | 00:36:07,207 | ♪ Running to the finish like this is the Olympics ♪ | ♪ Running to the finish like this is the Olympics ♪ |
716 | 00:36:07,248 | 00:36:08,541 | ♪ Tell me where my medals at ♪ | ♪ Tell me where my medals at ♪ |
717 | 00:36:08,583 | 00:36:10,126 | ♪ So fresh in my white tee ♪ | ♪ So fresh in my white tee ♪ |
718 | 00:36:10,168 | 00:36:11,670 | ♪ Cue the beat, ever so feisty ♪ | ♪ Cue the beat, ever so feisty ♪ |
719 | 00:36:11,711 | 00:36:13,088 | ♪ Then pass it to YB ♪ | ♪ Then pass it to YB ♪ |
720 | 00:36:13,129 | 00:36:14,130 | ♪ Frantic ♪ | ♪ Frantic ♪ |
721 | 00:36:17,175 | 00:36:19,719 | Dude! Where's your car? | Dude! Where's your car? |
722 | 00:36:19,761 | 00:36:21,346 | That's not fucking cool, Bruno. | That's not fucking cool, Bruno. |
723 | 00:36:21,388 | 00:36:23,139 | Cops were gonna tow you, brother. I had to make a call. | Cops were gonna tow you, brother. I had to make a call. |
724 | 00:36:23,181 | 00:36:24,724 | That's fucking bullshit, man. | That's fucking bullshit, man. |
725 | 00:36:24,766 | 00:36:27,936 | Dude, look over there. | Dude, look over there. |
726 | 00:36:27,977 | 00:36:31,064 | - Oh, fuck me. - A thank-you would be nice. | - Oh, fuck me. - A thank-you would be nice. |
727 | 00:36:31,106 | 00:36:33,400 | Hey. Is this your friend? | Hey. Is this your friend? |
728 | 00:36:33,441 | 00:36:35,777 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is him. | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is him. |
729 | 00:36:35,819 | 00:36:38,321 | - Hi. - Hi. | - Hi. - Hi. |
731 | 00:36:42,867 | 00:36:45,370 | Oh, shit, I love this song. | Oh, shit, I love this song. |
732 | 00:36:45,412 | 00:36:47,497 | This is a mix. | This is a mix. |
733 | 00:36:47,539 | 00:36:49,374 | James still burns mix CDs. | James still burns mix CDs. |
734 | 00:36:49,416 | 00:36:51,084 | My phone doesn't connect. | My phone doesn't connect. |
735 | 00:36:51,126 | 00:36:53,002 | That's fucking adorable. | That's fucking adorable. |
736 | 00:36:53,044 | 00:36:55,213 | So, uh, for those of us without an app, | So, uh, for those of us without an app, |
737 | 00:36:55,255 | 00:36:56,715 | what is your name, my dear? | what is your name, my dear? |
738 | 00:36:56,756 | 00:36:58,758 | Oh, how rude of me. | Oh, how rude of me. |
739 | 00:36:58,800 | 00:37:00,051 | - I'm Jess. - How rude indeed. | - I'm Jess. - How rude indeed. |
740 | 00:37:00,093 | 00:37:02,345 | Jess. What a pleasure. | Jess. What a pleasure. |
741 | 00:37:02,387 | 00:37:05,348 | Wow, so fancy and formal. | Wow, so fancy and formal. |
742 | 00:37:05,390 | 00:37:07,976 | Nice to meet you, Bruno A.? | Nice to meet you, Bruno A.? |
743 | 00:37:08,017 | 00:37:09,477 | Bruno A. That's me. | Bruno A. That's me. |
744 | 00:37:09,519 | 00:37:11,646 | All the names in the book | All the names in the book |
745 | 00:37:11,688 | 00:37:14,274 | your parents could have went with, | your parents could have went with, |
746 | 00:37:14,315 | 00:37:16,025 | they went with Bruno? | they went with Bruno? |
747 | 00:37:16,067 | 00:37:18,319 | Beg your pardon! Bruno's a sweet name. | Beg your pardon! Bruno's a sweet name. |
748 | 00:37:18,361 | 00:37:22,031 | Yo, I'm sorry, man, but I thought the exact same thing. | Yo, I'm sorry, man, but I thought the exact same thing. |
749 | 00:37:22,073 | 00:37:25,326 | Oh, backstabber. True colors, James. | Oh, backstabber. True colors, James. |
750 | 00:37:25,368 | 00:37:28,872 | Wait, James, why didn't you tell me your friend was a ride? | Wait, James, why didn't you tell me your friend was a ride? |
751 | 00:37:28,913 | 00:37:30,373 | Yeah, what the fuck, James? | Yeah, what the fuck, James? |
752 | 00:37:30,415 | 00:37:32,000 | - What the fuck, James? - You didn't ask! | - What the fuck, James? - You didn't ask! |
753 | 00:37:32,041 | 00:37:34,127 | Dude, I told you to lead with that. | Dude, I told you to lead with that. |
754 | 00:37:34,169 | 00:37:36,212 | - Whatever. It's all equal now. - What do you mean? | - Whatever. It's all equal now. - What do you mean? |
755 | 00:37:36,254 | 00:37:39,340 | Well, you were a ride, and now we're all best friends. | Well, you were a ride, and now we're all best friends. |
756 | 00:37:39,382 | 00:37:43,386 | Yeah, see, a stranger is just a friend that you haven't met yet. | Yeah, see, a stranger is just a friend that you haven't met yet. |
757 | 00:37:43,428 | 00:37:45,305 | Wow, this has got to win the prize | Wow, this has got to win the prize |
758 | 00:37:45,346 | 00:37:48,224 | for the most unintentionally creepy marketing campaign | for the most unintentionally creepy marketing campaign |
759 | 00:37:48,266 | 00:37:50,101 | I have ever heard. | I have ever heard. |
760 | 00:37:50,143 | 00:37:51,436 | But you're still gonna use the app. | But you're still gonna use the app. |
761 | 00:37:51,478 | 00:37:52,812 | - Yeah. - Okay, then. | - Yeah. - Okay, then. |
762 | 00:37:52,854 | 00:37:55,273 | Hey! Aw, Bruno... | Hey! Aw, Bruno... |
763 | 00:37:55,315 | 00:37:57,233 | What's up, Jess? Talk to me, girl. | What's up, Jess? Talk to me, girl. |
764 | 00:37:57,275 | 00:37:58,860 | I don't mean to be that person, | I don't mean to be that person, |
765 | 00:37:58,902 | 00:38:00,904 | but do you mind if I have a drag of that? | but do you mind if I have a drag of that? |
766 | 00:38:00,945 | 00:38:02,363 | - Jess. - Yes? | - Jess. - Yes? |
767 | 00:38:02,405 | 00:38:04,324 | You're a self-loathing smoker. | You're a self-loathing smoker. |
768 | 00:38:04,365 | 00:38:06,493 | - Ugh. - If you want a cig, have a cig. | - Ugh. - If you want a cig, have a cig. |
769 | 00:38:06,534 | 00:38:07,911 | Just don't apologize for it. | Just don't apologize for it. |
770 | 00:38:07,952 | 00:38:09,829 | Now these are New York cigs, | Now these are New York cigs, |
771 | 00:38:09,871 | 00:38:11,581 | so they're basically worth their weight in gold. | so they're basically worth their weight in gold. |
772 | 00:38:11,623 | 00:38:13,082 | - Yo, Bruno... - I know what you're thinking. | - Yo, Bruno... - I know what you're thinking. |
773 | 00:38:13,124 | 00:38:14,626 | I could probably just get the same fucking... | I could probably just get the same fucking... |
774 | 00:38:14,667 | 00:38:16,544 | - Bruno. - What is it, James? | - Bruno. - What is it, James? |
775 | 00:38:16,586 | 00:38:18,046 | Can't smoke in my car. | Can't smoke in my car. |
776 | 00:38:18,087 | 00:38:19,672 | Yo, I would not dream of it. | Yo, I would not dream of it. |
777 | 00:38:19,714 | 00:38:21,758 | I know. You told me before. I absolutely wouldn't. | I know. You told me before. I absolutely wouldn't. |
778 | 00:38:21,800 | 00:38:23,259 | Jess is gonna smoke in your car, | Jess is gonna smoke in your car, |
779 | 00:38:23,301 | 00:38:24,594 | and you're gonna be cool about it. | and you're gonna be cool about it. |
780 | 00:38:24,636 | 00:38:26,346 | No, no, no. I really didn't mean -- | No, no, no. I really didn't mean -- |
781 | 00:38:26,387 | 00:38:28,306 | Jess, don't worry about it. We're gonna crack a window. | Jess, don't worry about it. We're gonna crack a window. |
782 | 00:38:28,348 | 00:38:30,266 | He's gonna be tight. | He's gonna be tight. |
783 | 00:38:30,308 | 00:38:32,769 | Yo, look at this. End of Fountain. | Yo, look at this. End of Fountain. |
784 | 00:38:32,811 | 00:38:34,229 | Bette Davis, you've done us well. | Bette Davis, you've done us well. |
785 | 00:38:34,270 | 00:38:36,439 | - Oh, boy. - Ho! Wait a minute. | - Oh, boy. - Ho! Wait a minute. |
786 | 00:38:36,481 | 00:38:37,690 | I think I got you right there, my man. | I think I got you right there, my man. |
787 | 00:38:37,732 | 00:38:39,108 | Here we go. | Here we go. |
788 | 00:38:39,150 | 00:38:40,735 | That was Mae West that said, "Take Fountain.” | That was Mae West that said, "Take Fountain.” |
789 | 00:38:40,777 | 00:38:42,111 | No, no, no. That's bullshit. | No, no, no. That's bullshit. |
790 | 00:38:42,153 | 00:38:44,113 | Uh, no, I swear. That's a Mae West quote. | Uh, no, I swear. That's a Mae West quote. |
791 | 00:38:44,155 | 00:38:45,949 | Yo, you should know this. You're an actor. | Yo, you should know this. You're an actor. |
792 | 00:38:45,990 | 00:38:48,910 | - He told me this story earlier. - He told it to you wrong. | - He told me this story earlier. - He told it to you wrong. |
793 | 00:38:48,952 | 00:38:50,995 | Honestly, I thought you were a weirdo. | Honestly, I thought you were a weirdo. |
794 | 00:38:51,037 | 00:38:52,747 | Oh, really? | Oh, really? |
795 | 00:38:52,747 | 00:38:54,123 | So weird that you invited me to the bar. | So weird that you invited me to the bar. |
796 | 00:38:54,165 | 00:38:56,709 | Why do you think I invited you to the bar? | Why do you think I invited you to the bar? |
797 | 00:38:56,751 | 00:38:58,920 | Yes, because we're all beautiful fucking weirdos. | Yes, because we're all beautiful fucking weirdos. |
798 | 00:38:58,962 | 00:39:01,881 | But the point is it's Bette Davis. | But the point is it's Bette Davis. |
799 | 00:39:01,923 | 00:39:04,133 | - I'll bet you anything. - I don't need to fucking bet. | - I'll bet you anything. - I don't need to fucking bet. |
800 | 00:39:04,175 | 00:39:06,761 | If you're so confident, look it up. | If you're so confident, look it up. |
801 | 00:39:06,803 | 00:39:07,971 | - Should I? - Please do. | - Should I? - Please do. |
802 | 00:39:08,012 | 00:39:09,305 | - Yes? Okay! - Pull out a phone. | - Yes? Okay! - Pull out a phone. |
803 | 00:39:09,347 | 00:39:10,640 | - Oh, my gosh. - We're looking it up. | - Oh, my gosh. - We're looking it up. |
804 | 00:39:10,682 | 00:39:12,433 | - The moment of truth. - Bated breath. | - The moment of truth. - Bated breath. |
805 | 00:39:12,475 | 00:39:14,477 | Honestly, James, I don't mean to offend you, but... | Honestly, James, I don't mean to offend you, but... |
806 | 00:39:14,519 | 00:39:16,104 | What? | What? |
807 | 00:39:16,145 | 00:39:18,398 | Bruno just sounds more convincing when he says it. | Bruno just sounds more convincing when he says it. |
808 | 00:39:18,439 | 00:39:20,483 | Yeah, liars always do. | Yeah, liars always do. |
809 | 00:39:20,525 | 00:39:22,360 | It's loading. Hold on. | It's loading. Hold on. |
810 | 00:39:22,402 | 00:39:24,404 | Tell him. | Tell him. |
811 | 00:39:24,445 | 00:39:26,281 | - Sorry, James. - Oh, suck it, James. | - Sorry, James. - Oh, suck it, James. |
812 | 00:39:26,322 | 00:39:27,949 | You got to be fucking kidding me. | You got to be fucking kidding me. |
813 | 00:39:27,991 | 00:39:29,576 | "The legend has it that when the famous Bette Davis | "The legend has it that when the famous Bette Davis |
814 | 00:39:29,617 | 00:39:31,244 | was being interviewed on a talk show, | was being interviewed on a talk show, |
815 | 00:39:31,286 | 00:39:33,037 | she was asked what advice she had for actors | she was asked what advice she had for actors |
816 | 00:39:33,079 | 00:39:34,247 | trying to make it in Hollywood. | trying to make it in Hollywood. |
817 | 00:39:34,289 | 00:39:36,457 | Her response, "Take Fountain,” | Her response, "Take Fountain,” |
818 | 00:39:36,499 | 00:39:39,460 | according to TakeFountainBlog.Wordpress.com. | according to TakeFountainBlog.Wordpress.com. |
819 | 00:39:39,502 | 00:39:42,005 | What?! Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, no. | What?! Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, no. |
820 | 00:39:42,046 | 00:39:43,923 | Your source is some dude's WordPress? | Your source is some dude's WordPress? |
821 | 00:39:43,965 | 00:39:45,425 | I-I demand a recount. | I-I demand a recount. |
822 | 00:39:45,466 | 00:39:47,677 | You're just lucky we didn't bet, dawg. | You're just lucky we didn't bet, dawg. |
823 | 00:39:47,719 | 00:39:49,596 | - ♪ Maybe it's the heat in here ♪ - Oh, fuck yes! | - ♪ Maybe it's the heat in here ♪ - Oh, fuck yes! |
824 | 00:39:49,637 | 00:39:52,599 | ♪ This is my motherfucking song ♪ | ♪ This is my motherfucking song ♪ |
825 | 00:39:52,640 | 00:39:54,392 | Holy shit! You got a good voice. | Holy shit! You got a good voice. |
826 | 00:39:54,434 | 00:39:55,852 | Oh, thank you so much. | Oh, thank you so much. |
827 | 00:39:55,894 | 00:39:57,645 | I think music, you know, | I think music, you know, |
828 | 00:39:57,687 | 00:39:59,480 | is the way that all of us human beings | is the way that all of us human beings |
829 | 00:39:59,522 | 00:40:00,690 | were meant to express ourselves. | were meant to express ourselves. |
830 | 00:40:00,732 | 00:40:02,066 | Yes! | Yes! |
831 | 00:40:02,108 | 00:40:03,610 | I mean, without a voice, what have you got? | I mean, without a voice, what have you got? |
832 | 00:40:03,651 | 00:40:05,778 | No, seriously. I mean, I-I'm a singer. | No, seriously. I mean, I-I'm a singer. |
833 | 00:40:05,820 | 00:40:09,365 | I mean, I'm not, like, a singer. You know, I sing, but... | I mean, I'm not, like, a singer. You know, I sing, but... |
834 | 00:40:09,407 | 00:40:12,952 | Jess, I knew that about you the moment I met you. | Jess, I knew that about you the moment I met you. |
835 | 00:40:12,994 | 00:40:14,287 | - Really? - I swear to God. | - Really? - I swear to God. |
836 | 00:40:14,329 | 00:40:15,955 | No way. Aw! | No way. Aw! |
837 | 00:40:15,997 | 00:40:18,625 | Okay, hey, Bruno, could you slow down a little bit? | Okay, hey, Bruno, could you slow down a little bit? |
838 | 00:40:18,666 | 00:40:20,460 | Sure. Watch this! | Sure. Watch this! |
839 | 00:40:20,501 | 00:40:22,128 | Whoa! What the hell, man? | Whoa! What the hell, man? |
840 | 00:40:22,170 | 00:40:25,798 | Construction zone? What the fuck? | Construction zone? What the fuck? |
841 | 00:40:25,840 | 00:40:27,592 | You guys should dance. | You guys should dance. |
842 | 00:40:27,634 | 00:40:28,801 | What? | What? |
843 | 00:40:28,843 | 00:40:30,094 | - James. - Here? | - James. - Here? |
844 | 00:40:30,136 | 00:40:34,265 | Ask her to dance right here, right now. | Ask her to dance right here, right now. |
845 | 00:40:34,307 | 00:40:35,725 | Oh, come on, it's not like | Oh, come on, it's not like |
846 | 00:40:35,767 | 00:40:38,144 | you're gonna look back at this night and regret | you're gonna look back at this night and regret |
847 | 00:40:38,186 | 00:40:40,188 | dancing in the middle of Avenue of the Stars | dancing in the middle of Avenue of the Stars |
848 | 00:40:40,229 | 00:40:41,481 | on your first date. | on your first date. |
849 | 00:40:41,522 | 00:40:46,277 | Oh! Is this our first date, James? | Oh! Is this our first date, James? |
850 | 00:40:46,319 | 00:40:48,821 | In that case, you'd better ask me to dance. | In that case, you'd better ask me to dance. |
851 | 00:40:48,863 | 00:40:50,740 | I think I'm gonna have to take down my hair for this. | I think I'm gonna have to take down my hair for this. |
852 | 00:40:50,782 | 00:40:52,367 | She's taking down her hair, James. | She's taking down her hair, James. |
853 | 00:40:52,408 | 00:40:56,287 | ♪ And I am this great, stable... ♪ | ♪ And I am this great, stable... ♪ |
854 | 00:40:56,329 | 00:40:57,830 | May I have this dance? | May I have this dance? |
855 | 00:40:57,872 | 00:41:01,417 | Yes. You may. | Yes. You may. |
856 | 00:41:03,461 | 00:41:04,712 | Come on. | Come on. |
857 | 00:41:04,754 | 00:41:06,756 | I can't believe we're doing this. | I can't believe we're doing this. |
858 | 00:41:10,927 | 00:41:13,513 | ♪ My heart's an autoclave ♪ | ♪ My heart's an autoclave ♪ |
859 | 00:41:14,639 | 00:41:15,640 | - Ah! - Oh! | - Ah! - Oh! |
861 | 00:41:17,684 | 00:41:20,061 | Wow, you're a pretty good dancer. | Wow, you're a pretty good dancer. |
862 | 00:41:23,064 | 00:41:24,732 | I got a good dance partner. | I got a good dance partner. |
863 | 00:41:24,774 | 00:41:26,192 | Oh! Watch out. | Oh! Watch out. |
864 | 00:41:30,279 | 00:41:31,656 | Unh! | Unh! |
865 | 00:41:33,032 | 00:41:34,659 | Oh! Oh, this isn't your first time. | Oh! Oh, this isn't your first time. |
866 | 00:41:36,244 | 00:41:38,037 | All right, here. You ready? | All right, here. You ready? |
868 | 00:41:40,999 | 00:41:42,291 | Jess, give me your phone. | Jess, give me your phone. |
869 | 00:41:42,333 | 00:41:43,668 | This is too good. I got to get it. | This is too good. I got to get it. |
870 | 00:41:43,710 | 00:41:44,919 | It's in the backseat. | It's in the backseat. |
871 | 00:41:44,961 | 00:41:46,879 | Yep. Wait, Jess. | Yep. Wait, Jess. |
872 | 00:41:46,921 | 00:41:49,090 | - Run and jump into my arms. - What? | - Run and jump into my arms. - What? |
873 | 00:41:49,132 | 00:41:50,591 | - Run and jump into my arms! - No! | - Run and jump into my arms! - No! |
874 | 00:41:50,633 | 00:41:52,218 | Hurry up before we get arrested! | Hurry up before we get arrested! |
875 | 00:41:52,260 | 00:41:53,594 | - Come on. - Nooo! | - Come on. - Nooo! |
876 | 00:41:53,636 | 00:41:55,388 | Go! | Go! |
877 | 00:41:58,307 | 00:41:59,892 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
878 | 00:42:01,269 | 00:42:03,479 | That wasn't so bad, right? | That wasn't so bad, right? |
879 | 00:42:03,521 | 00:42:05,440 | Hey, if this were a movie, | Hey, if this were a movie, |
880 | 00:42:05,481 | 00:42:06,941 | the sprinklers would come on right now, | the sprinklers would come on right now, |
881 | 00:42:06,983 | 00:42:08,985 | and y'all would kiss in that fake L.A. rain. | and y'all would kiss in that fake L.A. rain. |
883 | 00:42:10,236 | 00:42:11,779 | Get out of here, man. | Get out of here, man. |
884 | 00:42:11,821 | 00:42:13,031 | You want to get a drink? | You want to get a drink? |
885 | 00:42:13,072 | 00:42:15,158 | Oh, I love where your head's at. | Oh, I love where your head's at. |
886 | 00:42:15,199 | 00:42:16,367 | - I know the spot. - Whoo! | - I know the spot. - Whoo! |
887 | 00:42:16,409 | 00:42:18,161 | - Right nearby. - Let's get some alcohol! | - Right nearby. - Let's get some alcohol! |
888 | 00:42:18,202 | 00:42:20,955 | Get out of here. | Get out of here. |
889 | 00:42:20,997 | 00:42:25,251 | - So ready for a drink. - Oh, man. | - So ready for a drink. - Oh, man. |
890 | 00:42:25,293 | 00:42:28,046 | Wait, so this is the spot? | Wait, so this is the spot? |
891 | 00:42:28,087 | 00:42:30,465 | Yes, this is the spot, Jess. | Yes, this is the spot, Jess. |
892 | 00:42:30,506 | 00:42:34,093 | Look, uh, bottle's on me, but I could also use some cash. | Look, uh, bottle's on me, but I could also use some cash. |
893 | 00:42:34,135 | 00:42:37,138 | James, do you mind going in for me? | James, do you mind going in for me? |
894 | 00:42:37,180 | 00:42:39,182 | I'd prefer if you did it, bro. | I'd prefer if you did it, bro. |
895 | 00:42:39,223 | 00:42:41,434 | Why? You don't trust me with your lady? | Why? You don't trust me with your lady? |
896 | 00:42:41,476 | 00:42:43,686 | Oh, "your lady"? | Oh, "your lady"? |
897 | 00:42:43,728 | 00:42:46,272 | One dance, and I'm already your lady? | One dance, and I'm already your lady? |
898 | 00:42:46,314 | 00:42:48,608 | - I'm working on it. - Look, just show them this. | - I'm working on it. - Look, just show them this. |
899 | 00:42:48,649 | 00:42:51,069 | They'll give you anything you want. | They'll give you anything you want. |
900 | 00:42:51,110 | 00:42:54,405 | Get some old fucking blended shit and $500. | Get some old fucking blended shit and $500. |
901 | 00:42:54,447 | 00:42:55,740 | Please. | Please. |
902 | 00:42:55,782 | 00:42:57,909 | What the fuck, man? | What the fuck, man? |
903 | 00:42:57,950 | 00:42:59,869 | Put that shit away! | Put that shit away! |
904 | 00:42:59,911 | 00:43:01,496 | Okay, you know what? | Okay, you know what? |
905 | 00:43:01,537 | 00:43:03,956 | If you don't, your new friend in the back's night | If you don't, your new friend in the back's night |
906 | 00:43:03,998 | 00:43:06,167 | is gonna take a slight turn for the worse. | is gonna take a slight turn for the worse. |
907 | 00:43:06,209 | 00:43:08,377 | Don't point that fucking thing at her. | Don't point that fucking thing at her. |
908 | 00:43:08,419 | 00:43:10,755 | Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum | Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum |
909 | 00:43:10,797 | 00:43:12,673 | could do to a woman's face? | could do to a woman's face? |
910 | 00:43:12,715 | 00:43:16,636 | It'd fucking destroy it. Just blow it right apart. | It'd fucking destroy it. Just blow it right apart. |
911 | 00:43:16,677 | 00:43:19,180 | That's what I could do to her face. | That's what I could do to her face. |
912 | 00:43:19,222 | 00:43:22,433 | Now did you ever see what it could do to a woman's pussy? | Now did you ever see what it could do to a woman's pussy? |
913 | 00:43:22,475 | 00:43:25,019 | Now, that you should see. | Now, that you should see. |
914 | 00:43:25,061 | 00:43:27,980 | That you should see, what -- what a .44 Magnum | That you should see, what -- what a .44 Magnum |
915 | 00:43:28,022 | 00:43:31,692 | is gonna do to a woman's pussy, you should see. | is gonna do to a woman's pussy, you should see. |
916 | 00:43:36,864 | 00:43:39,784 | I'm fucking with you. | I'm fucking with you. |
917 | 00:43:39,826 | 00:43:42,370 | It's from "Taxi Driver." | It's from "Taxi Driver." |
918 | 00:43:42,411 | 00:43:43,663 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
919 | 00:43:43,704 | 00:43:46,040 | Oh, you should've seen your faces. | Oh, you should've seen your faces. |
921 | 00:43:47,917 | 00:43:49,836 | Jess, the child locks are on. | Jess, the child locks are on. |
922 | 00:43:49,877 | 00:43:51,254 | Goddamn it. | Goddamn it. |
923 | 00:43:53,256 | 00:43:55,383 | Bruno, tell me that that's not real. | Bruno, tell me that that's not real. |
924 | 00:43:55,424 | 00:43:58,511 | Dude, take a look. | Dude, take a look. |
925 | 00:44:01,722 | 00:44:05,309 | Now, if you don't want to come back to a car full of dead girl, | Now, if you don't want to come back to a car full of dead girl, |
926 | 00:44:05,351 | 00:44:07,979 | I suggest you get a move on. | I suggest you get a move on. |
927 | 00:44:19,407 | 00:44:21,117 | Whoa-hoa-hoa. | Whoa-hoa-hoa. |
928 | 00:44:21,159 | 00:44:23,494 | I don't know who you are or what the fuck you think you're doing, | I don't know who you are or what the fuck you think you're doing, |
929 | 00:44:23,536 | 00:44:25,705 | but it's time for you to get the fuck out of my car! | but it's time for you to get the fuck out of my car! |
930 | 00:44:25,746 | 00:44:27,331 | - Aah! - James! | - Aah! - James! |
931 | 00:44:27,373 | 00:44:29,834 | Ah! Shit! | Ah! Shit! |
932 | 00:44:31,294 | 00:44:33,713 | - Open your mouth. - Oh, fuck! | - Open your mouth. - Oh, fuck! |
933 | 00:44:33,754 | 00:44:35,298 | James, if you don't open your mouth, | James, if you don't open your mouth, |
934 | 00:44:35,339 | 00:44:37,216 | I'm gonna shoot you, | I'm gonna shoot you, |
935 | 00:44:37,258 | 00:44:40,344 | and then I'm going to shoot her with the gun still in your hand. | and then I'm going to shoot her with the gun still in your hand. |
936 | 00:44:44,473 | 00:44:46,601 | And the next time you point a gun at someone, | And the next time you point a gun at someone, |
937 | 00:44:46,642 | 00:44:49,437 | you better be very fucking sure you can pull the trigger, | you better be very fucking sure you can pull the trigger, |
938 | 00:44:49,478 | 00:44:53,524 | because if you hesitate, somebody's gonna fucking die, | because if you hesitate, somebody's gonna fucking die, |
939 | 00:44:53,566 | 00:44:55,193 | and it's not gonna be fucking me! | and it's not gonna be fucking me! |
940 | 00:44:55,234 | 00:44:56,819 | Let him go. | Let him go. |
941 | 00:44:58,154 | 00:44:59,780 | He'll do it. | He'll do it. |
942 | 00:44:59,822 | 00:45:01,866 | Okay. | Okay. |
943 | 00:45:06,037 | 00:45:10,082 | I like old blended whiskeys, and I like $50 bills. | I like old blended whiskeys, and I like $50 bills. |
944 | 00:45:33,606 | 00:45:35,274 | Don't you fucking move! | Don't you fucking move! |
945 | 00:45:35,316 | 00:45:36,901 | Hold on. Wait a minute, dude. You got this all wrong. | Hold on. Wait a minute, dude. You got this all wrong. |
946 | 00:45:38,527 | 00:45:41,572 | It's okay, Jess. I got your phone. | It's okay, Jess. I got your phone. |
947 | 00:45:41,614 | 00:45:43,866 | Can you just take the car and -- and go? | Can you just take the car and -- and go? |
948 | 00:45:43,908 | 00:45:46,744 | I'm not gonna say anything. James isn't gonna say either. | I'm not gonna say anything. James isn't gonna say either. |
949 | 00:45:46,786 | 00:45:48,496 | Jess, be quiet. You're missing the movie. | Jess, be quiet. You're missing the movie. |
950 | 00:45:48,537 | 00:45:51,040 | Wait, wait, wait. I need you to listen, please! | Wait, wait, wait. I need you to listen, please! |
951 | 00:45:51,082 | 00:45:52,875 | - Put the fucking gun down! - I need you to call the police! | - Put the fucking gun down! - I need you to call the police! |
952 | 00:45:52,917 | 00:45:54,752 | I'll fucking kill you, man! | I'll fucking kill you, man! |
953 | 00:45:55,878 | 00:45:57,255 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
954 | 00:46:00,341 | 00:46:01,634 | Uh, how... | Uh, how... |
955 | 00:46:01,676 | 00:46:03,511 | It's okay, Jess. Use your words. | It's okay, Jess. Use your words. |
956 | 00:46:03,552 | 00:46:05,471 | H-How do I know that this isn't | H-How do I know that this isn't |
957 | 00:46:05,513 | 00:46:08,432 | some fucked-up game that you guys play? | some fucked-up game that you guys play? |
958 | 00:46:08,474 | 00:46:10,726 | You know, h-how do I know that James is not in on this? | You know, h-how do I know that James is not in on this? |
961 | 00:46:26,200 | 00:46:27,785 | Fucking -- just fucking say something. | Fucking -- just fucking say something. |
962 | 00:46:27,827 | 00:46:30,037 | Can you just say something? | Can you just say something? |
963 | 00:46:30,079 | 00:46:32,665 | I-I need you to talk to me. | I-I need you to talk to me. |
964 | 00:46:34,250 | 00:46:37,461 | You've got to tell me w-what happened in there. | You've got to tell me w-what happened in there. |
965 | 00:46:40,339 | 00:46:42,258 | Wow, am I the only one who feels like things | Wow, am I the only one who feels like things |
966 | 00:46:42,300 | 00:46:46,053 | just got a little awkward in here? | just got a little awkward in here? |
967 | 00:46:46,095 | 00:46:49,265 | I think a drink would break the ice. | I think a drink would break the ice. |
968 | 00:46:57,898 | 00:46:59,734 | James, would you do the honors? | James, would you do the honors? |
971 | 00:47:08,451 | 00:47:11,871 | Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Ladies first. | Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Ladies first. |
972 | 00:47:11,912 | 00:47:13,414 | I'm good. | I'm good. |
973 | 00:47:13,456 | 00:47:18,085 | Jess, James went to extraordinary lengths | Jess, James went to extraordinary lengths |
974 | 00:47:18,127 | 00:47:20,588 | to procure this bottle for you. | to procure this bottle for you. |
975 | 00:47:24,759 | 00:47:25,760 | Ugh. Come on. | Ugh. Come on. |
976 | 00:47:25,801 | 00:47:27,178 | Mm! Mm! Mm! | Mm! Mm! Mm! |
977 | 00:47:27,219 | 00:47:30,306 | - All right, enough, enough. - Mm! Mm. | - All right, enough, enough. - Mm! Mm. |
978 | 00:47:31,432 | 00:47:32,767 | Oh, fuck. | Oh, fuck. |
980 | 00:47:43,694 | 00:47:47,323 | There is nothing like a drink and a smoke. | There is nothing like a drink and a smoke. |
981 | 00:47:47,365 | 00:47:49,283 | I remember the first time I had them both together. | I remember the first time I had them both together. |
982 | 00:47:49,325 | 00:47:50,910 | I was 14. | I was 14. |
983 | 00:47:50,951 | 00:47:53,579 | It was an act of defiance and self-gratification | It was an act of defiance and self-gratification |
984 | 00:47:53,621 | 00:47:56,415 | that just perfectly hit the person I was | that just perfectly hit the person I was |
985 | 00:47:56,457 | 00:47:59,043 | and my place in the world. | and my place in the world. |
986 | 00:47:59,085 | 00:48:02,088 | And it's never been the fucking same since. | And it's never been the fucking same since. |
987 | 00:48:02,129 | 00:48:04,006 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
988 | 00:48:04,048 | 00:48:07,551 | That nothing's ever as fucking good as the first time. | That nothing's ever as fucking good as the first time. |
989 | 00:48:10,346 | 00:48:13,516 | James, have you tried this? | James, have you tried this? |
990 | 00:48:13,557 | 00:48:15,810 | Never. | Never. |
991 | 00:48:15,851 | 00:48:17,144 | Enjoy it. | Enjoy it. |
992 | 00:48:17,186 | 00:48:19,271 | You never will quite the sa-- | You never will quite the sa-- |
993 | 00:48:19,313 | 00:48:22,483 | again. | again. |
994 | 00:48:22,525 | 00:48:24,110 | Damn. | Damn. |
995 | 00:48:24,151 | 00:48:27,696 | Not even your shitty philosophizing can ruin that. | Not even your shitty philosophizing can ruin that. |
997 | 00:48:29,615 | 00:48:31,075 | There you go. | There you go. |
998 | 00:48:31,117 | 00:48:33,411 | One drink, and your sense of humor is back. | One drink, and your sense of humor is back. |
999 | 00:48:33,452 | 00:48:34,912 | You can give up the buddy shit, Bruno. | You can give up the buddy shit, Bruno. |
1000 | 00:48:36,664 | 00:48:38,582 | I am your buddy, man. | I am your buddy, man. |
1001 | 00:48:38,624 | 00:48:40,084 | In fact, right now, | In fact, right now, |
1002 | 00:48:40,126 | 00:48:42,962 | I'm your best friend in the whole world. | I'm your best friend in the whole world. |
1003 | 00:48:43,003 | 00:48:44,755 | James, I'm really cold. | James, I'm really cold. |
1004 | 00:48:44,797 | 00:48:46,465 | Do you mind if I borrow your jacket? | Do you mind if I borrow your jacket? |
1005 | 00:48:48,467 | 00:48:50,344 | Ever the gentleman. | Ever the gentleman. |
1006 | 00:48:53,597 | 00:48:55,182 | I undid the child locks. | I undid the child locks. |
1007 | 00:48:55,224 | 00:48:58,227 | Oh, Jess, if you're cold, we should get going. | Oh, Jess, if you're cold, we should get going. |
1008 | 00:48:58,269 | 00:49:00,229 | It's your turn to drive. | It's your turn to drive. |
1009 | 00:49:00,271 | 00:49:02,273 | I'm not driving. | I'm not driving. |
1010 | 00:49:02,314 | 00:49:03,691 | Why not? | Why not? |
1011 | 00:49:03,732 | 00:49:05,693 | I thought everyone in L.A. drives drunk. | I thought everyone in L.A. drives drunk. |
1012 | 00:49:09,196 | 00:49:12,616 | Good to know James has a big mouth. | Good to know James has a big mouth. |
1013 | 00:49:13,492 | 00:49:16,078 | Ugh. James. | Ugh. James. |
1014 | 00:49:22,960 | 00:49:24,462 | Come on, James. | Come on, James. |
1015 | 00:49:24,503 | 00:49:27,214 | You don't want to miss the end of your own date. | You don't want to miss the end of your own date. |
1017 | 00:49:33,429 | 00:49:34,513 | Give me another swig. | Give me another swig. |
1018 | 00:49:34,555 | 00:49:36,515 | - Whoa. - Are you insane? | - Whoa. - Are you insane? |
1019 | 00:49:36,557 | 00:49:39,351 | And I thought I had low regard for human life. | And I thought I had low regard for human life. |
1022 | 00:49:48,652 | 00:49:51,113 | Mm! | Mm! |
1023 | 00:49:53,491 | 00:49:55,075 | You got dumped tonight, right? | You got dumped tonight, right? |
1024 | 00:49:55,117 | 00:49:58,037 | James, you do have a big fucking mouth. | James, you do have a big fucking mouth. |
1025 | 00:49:58,078 | 00:50:01,081 | Is that why you're doing this? Because she hurt you? | Is that why you're doing this? Because she hurt you? |
1026 | 00:50:01,123 | 00:50:02,500 | She hurt your feelings, | She hurt your feelings, |
1027 | 00:50:02,541 | 00:50:04,460 | and -- and now you think you're gonna relive | and -- and now you think you're gonna relive |
1028 | 00:50:04,502 | 00:50:07,171 | your -- your old relationship with James and me | your -- your old relationship with James and me |
1029 | 00:50:07,213 | 00:50:08,422 | is -- is really gonna -- | is -- is really gonna -- |
1030 | 00:50:08,464 | 00:50:10,674 | Darling, your pop-psychology bullshit | Darling, your pop-psychology bullshit |
1031 | 00:50:10,716 | 00:50:12,843 | is not gonna get you out of this one. | is not gonna get you out of this one. |
1032 | 00:50:12,885 | 00:50:14,678 | Please enter a destination. | Please enter a destination. |
1033 | 00:50:19,892 | 00:50:24,021 | Look, you've been afforded an opportunity tonight. | Look, you've been afforded an opportunity tonight. |
1034 | 00:50:24,063 | 00:50:27,399 | We're conditioned to do what's expected, | We're conditioned to do what's expected, |
1035 | 00:50:27,441 | 00:50:30,569 | down to following the GPS instructions | down to following the GPS instructions |
1036 | 00:50:30,611 | 00:50:32,905 | that come out of our fucking phones. | that come out of our fucking phones. |
1037 | 00:50:32,947 | 00:50:37,201 | But tonight, you get to do otherwise. | But tonight, you get to do otherwise. |
1038 | 00:50:37,243 | 00:50:39,036 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1039 | 00:50:39,078 | 00:50:42,122 | For what? | For what? |
1040 | 00:50:42,164 | 00:50:43,499 | For undoing the child locks. | For undoing the child locks. |
1041 | 00:50:46,210 | 00:50:48,629 | Aah! Fuck! | Aah! Fuck! |
1042 | 00:50:48,671 | 00:50:50,297 | James, come on! | James, come on! |
1043 | 00:50:50,339 | 00:50:52,174 | Run! Run, Jess! | Run! Run, Jess! |
1044 | 00:50:52,216 | 00:50:53,884 | James! | James! |
1045 | 00:50:53,926 | 00:50:56,095 | James! | James! |
1046 | 00:50:56,136 | 00:50:58,347 | Hold on. Hold on. I-I -- I need you to hold the... | Hold on. Hold on. I-I -- I need you to hold the... |
1049 | 00:51:08,774 | 00:51:11,235 | You came back for her. | You came back for her. |
1050 | 00:51:11,277 | 00:51:13,862 | Let's see if she shows you the same courtesy. | Let's see if she shows you the same courtesy. |
1051 | 00:51:30,462 | 00:51:32,256 | I missed you, Jess. | I missed you, Jess. |
1052 | 00:51:32,298 | 00:51:34,633 | You shouldn't have come back. | You shouldn't have come back. |
1053 | 00:51:34,675 | 00:51:36,510 | We better get Captain America here to a drugstore | We better get Captain America here to a drugstore |
1054 | 00:51:36,552 | 00:51:41,098 | before he vomits all over his pleather interior and me. | before he vomits all over his pleather interior and me. |
1055 | 00:51:43,058 | 00:51:44,351 | I'm so sorry, James. | I'm so sorry, James. |
1056 | 00:51:44,393 | 00:51:46,520 | I dislocated your shoulder back there, | I dislocated your shoulder back there, |
1057 | 00:51:46,562 | 00:51:49,857 | so it's gonna hurt like shit until I pop it back in. | so it's gonna hurt like shit until I pop it back in. |
1058 | 00:51:49,898 | 00:51:52,318 | At which point it's gonna hurt even worse. | At which point it's gonna hurt even worse. |
1059 | 00:51:52,359 | 00:51:53,694 | Is that okay, buddy? | Is that okay, buddy? |
1060 | 00:51:53,736 | 00:51:54,862 | Leave him alone. | Leave him alone. |
1061 | 00:51:54,903 | 00:51:58,073 | Fine, you pop it back in. | Fine, you pop it back in. |
1062 | 00:51:58,115 | 00:51:59,950 | Jess. | Jess. |
1063 | 00:51:59,992 | 00:52:01,952 | W-Wh-- | W-Wh-- |
1064 | 00:52:01,994 | 00:52:04,121 | It's okay, James. Use your words. | It's okay, James. Use your words. |
1065 | 00:52:04,163 | 00:52:05,998 | Why would you come back? | Why would you come back? |
1066 | 00:52:06,040 | 00:52:08,083 | Isn't it obvious? | Isn't it obvious? |
1067 | 00:52:08,125 | 00:52:09,918 | 'Cause she's a good person, dawg. | 'Cause she's a good person, dawg. |
1068 | 00:52:09,960 | 00:52:12,046 | What's she gonna do, leave you here with me? | What's she gonna do, leave you here with me? |
1069 | 00:52:12,087 | 00:52:13,797 | That's cold. | That's cold. |
1070 | 00:52:16,842 | 00:52:19,136 | All right, we're gonna need a few things -- | All right, we're gonna need a few things -- |
1071 | 00:52:19,178 | 00:52:21,138 | painkillers, a sling, | painkillers, a sling, |
1072 | 00:52:21,180 | 00:52:24,016 | and something wooden for James to bite down onto. | and something wooden for James to bite down onto. |
1073 | 00:52:24,058 | 00:52:25,768 | Here's how we're gonna do this. | Here's how we're gonna do this. |
1075 | 00:52:32,900 | 00:52:35,569 | Hi, Bruno. Hey, it's me -- Bruno. | Hi, Bruno. Hey, it's me -- Bruno. |
1076 | 00:52:35,611 | 00:52:38,364 | Bruno, may I speak to Jess, please? | Bruno, may I speak to Jess, please? |
1077 | 00:52:41,742 | 00:52:44,036 | It's for you. | It's for you. |
1078 | 00:52:44,078 | 00:52:46,163 | Jess, would you do me a favor? | Jess, would you do me a favor? |
1079 | 00:52:46,205 | 00:52:47,998 | Would you keep this on speaker? | Would you keep this on speaker? |
1080 | 00:52:48,040 | 00:52:50,542 | And hum something for me so I know you're there. | And hum something for me so I know you're there. |
1081 | 00:52:55,005 | 00:52:56,340 | Can you hand me my purse? | Can you hand me my purse? |
1082 | 00:52:56,382 | 00:52:58,342 | I think it's wedged between the seats. | I think it's wedged between the seats. |
1083 | 00:52:58,384 | 00:53:00,803 | Looks like you've got some shoplifting to do. | Looks like you've got some shoplifting to do. |
1084 | 00:53:02,262 | 00:53:03,722 | Hop to. | Hop to. |
1085 | 00:53:03,764 | 00:53:06,475 | James back here isn't getting any healthier. | James back here isn't getting any healthier. |
1086 | 00:53:12,690 | 00:53:14,233 | Oh, and Jess? | Oh, and Jess? |
1087 | 00:53:14,274 | 00:53:17,486 | If you bring back any help, I'll kill him. | If you bring back any help, I'll kill him. |
1089 | 00:53:52,271 | 00:53:54,565 | Can I help you find anything tonight, ma'am? | Can I help you find anything tonight, ma'am? |
1090 | 00:53:54,606 | 00:53:56,692 | I... | I... |
1091 | 00:54:01,071 | 00:54:03,031 | Sorry, what are you saying? | Sorry, what are you saying? |
1092 | 00:54:04,116 | 00:54:05,492 | I'm okay, thank you. | I'm okay, thank you. |
1093 | 00:54:05,534 | 00:54:06,618 | Okay. | Okay. |
1096 | 00:54:13,125 | 00:54:16,712 | Someone is taking her sweet time. | Someone is taking her sweet time. |
1097 | 00:54:18,380 | 00:54:19,965 | At least she could've done us the courtesy | At least she could've done us the courtesy |
1098 | 00:54:20,007 | 00:54:22,176 | of closing the door. | of closing the door. |
1099 | 00:54:22,217 | 00:54:24,136 | It's chilly. | It's chilly. |
1100 | 00:54:33,937 | 00:54:35,439 | The body of a man | The body of a man |
1101 | 00:54:35,481 | 00:54:37,232 | found in Hollywood earlier this evening | found in Hollywood earlier this evening |
1102 | 00:54:37,274 | 00:54:40,736 | has been identified as 31-year-old Bruno Anthony. | has been identified as 31-year-old Bruno Anthony. |
1103 | 00:54:40,778 | 00:54:43,280 | Anthony was a respected club promoter | Anthony was a respected club promoter |
1104 | 00:54:43,322 | 00:54:45,657 | in the Los Angeles nightlife community. | in the Los Angeles nightlife community. |
1105 | 00:54:45,699 | 00:54:48,285 | Friends are still in shock at the vicious murder, | Friends are still in shock at the vicious murder, |
1106 | 00:54:48,327 | 00:54:50,245 | which the LAPD have determined | which the LAPD have determined |
1107 | 00:54:50,287 | 00:54:52,706 | was the result of blunt force trauma. | was the result of blunt force trauma. |
1108 | 00:54:52,748 | 00:54:55,375 | Anthony's body was found inside the Hollywood apartment | Anthony's body was found inside the Hollywood apartment |
1109 | 00:54:55,417 | 00:54:58,295 | that he shared with his fiancée, Gwyneth Cassidy. | that he shared with his fiancée, Gwyneth Cassidy. |
1110 | 00:54:58,337 | 00:55:01,465 | Before his death, Anthony announced his recent engagement | Before his death, Anthony announced his recent engagement |
1111 | 00:55:01,507 | 00:55:04,259 | to the woman he called "the love of his life." | to the woman he called "the love of his life." |
1112 | 00:55:04,301 | 00:55:07,179 | The couple posted this picture to social media, | The couple posted this picture to social media, |
1113 | 00:55:07,221 | 00:55:09,389 | a snapshot of how he lived his life, | a snapshot of how he lived his life, |
1114 | 00:55:09,431 | 00:55:11,683 | friends said, always smiling. | friends said, always smiling. |
1116 | 00:55:19,399 | 00:55:24,029 | Hey, it was brave, what you did back there. | Hey, it was brave, what you did back there. |
1117 | 00:55:24,071 | 00:55:27,282 | Misguided, but brave. | Misguided, but brave. |
1118 | 00:55:27,324 | 00:55:29,576 | Why, man? | Why, man? |
1119 | 00:55:29,618 | 00:55:30,953 | Tell me that's not your question. | Tell me that's not your question. |
1120 | 00:55:30,994 | 00:55:33,413 | Why are you really doing this? | Why are you really doing this? |
1121 | 00:55:33,455 | 00:55:38,877 | "Some men just want to watch the world burn.” | "Some men just want to watch the world burn.” |
1122 | 00:55:38,919 | 00:55:40,128 | That's from "The Dark Knight." | That's from "The Dark Knight." |
1123 | 00:55:40,170 | 00:55:41,797 | Yeah, I got the fucking referencing. | Yeah, I got the fucking referencing. |
1124 | 00:55:41,839 | 00:55:43,841 | I want to help you, man. | I want to help you, man. |
1125 | 00:55:43,882 | 00:55:45,926 | I don't know. Why does anybody do anything? | I don't know. Why does anybody do anything? |
1126 | 00:55:45,968 | 00:55:48,011 | What the fuck is taking her so long? | What the fuck is taking her so long? |
1127 | 00:55:48,053 | 00:55:49,596 | Do you really know what to do about this? | Do you really know what to do about this? |
1128 | 00:55:49,638 | 00:55:52,766 | You'll drink something, I'll pop it back in. | You'll drink something, I'll pop it back in. |
1129 | 00:55:52,808 | 00:55:54,726 | It'll be chill. | It'll be chill. |
1130 | 00:55:54,768 | 00:55:56,103 | Ish. | Ish. |
1131 | 00:55:56,144 | 00:55:58,021 | Just don't pick a fight with me again. | Just don't pick a fight with me again. |
1132 | 00:55:58,063 | 00:56:00,315 | That's a losing proposition. | That's a losing proposition. |
1133 | 00:56:00,357 | 00:56:01,650 | Hey, don't touch him. | Hey, don't touch him. |
1134 | 00:56:01,692 | 00:56:05,946 | Give me the phone. Get in the front. | Give me the phone. Get in the front. |
1135 | 00:56:05,988 | 00:56:07,197 | Scooch. | Scooch. |
1137 | 00:56:11,660 | 00:56:13,704 | Wash those down with that. | Wash those down with that. |
1138 | 00:56:14,788 | 00:56:17,457 | Tastes even better when it's free, right? | Tastes even better when it's free, right? |
1139 | 00:56:19,585 | 00:56:23,297 | I think we all earned a nice milkshake for ourselves. | I think we all earned a nice milkshake for ourselves. |
1140 | 00:56:23,338 | 00:56:24,840 | But nothing's gonna be -- | But nothing's gonna be -- |
1141 | 00:56:24,882 | 00:56:28,260 | There's a Jack in the Box at the end of Sunset. | There's a Jack in the Box at the end of Sunset. |
1142 | 00:56:28,302 | 00:56:30,429 | You ready, brother? | You ready, brother? |
1143 | 00:56:31,513 | 00:56:32,764 | I want to kill you. | I want to kill you. |
1144 | 00:56:32,806 | 00:56:35,142 | Who are you kidding? | Who are you kidding? |
1145 | 00:56:35,183 | 00:56:37,436 | You're a good person, dog. | You're a good person, dog. |
1146 | 00:56:38,854 | 00:56:40,772 | I shot the clerk in the liquor store. | I shot the clerk in the liquor store. |
1147 | 00:56:41,982 | 00:56:43,525 | What? | What? |
1148 | 00:56:43,567 | 00:56:46,778 | You shouldn't have come back for me. | You shouldn't have come back for me. |
1149 | 00:56:46,820 | 00:56:48,488 | James, that's very gallant, | James, that's very gallant, |
1150 | 00:56:48,530 | 00:56:52,117 | but for the time being, open your mouth. | but for the time being, open your mouth. |
1151 | 00:56:52,159 | 00:56:54,870 | Open. You'll thank me later. | Open. You'll thank me later. |
1152 | 00:56:54,912 | 00:56:56,705 | Fuck! Oh! | Fuck! Oh! |
1153 | 00:56:56,747 | 00:57:00,000 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
1155 | 00:57:07,174 | 00:57:10,302 | Jess, remember when you told us you could sing? | Jess, remember when you told us you could sing? |
1156 | 00:57:10,344 | 00:57:12,220 | Give us a song. | Give us a song. |
1157 | 00:57:12,262 | 00:57:15,265 | James back here is looking pretty grim. | James back here is looking pretty grim. |
1158 | 00:57:15,307 | 00:57:17,517 | - He could use some cheering up. - No. | - He could use some cheering up. - No. |
1160 | 00:57:21,146 | 00:57:22,814 | Do you know any jazz? | Do you know any jazz? |
1161 | 00:57:31,073 | 00:57:32,824 | ♪ I got the blues ♪ | ♪ I got the blues ♪ |
1162 | 00:57:32,866 | 00:57:36,703 | ♪ I feel so lonely ♪ | ♪ I feel so lonely ♪ |
1163 | 00:57:36,745 | 00:57:42,459 | ♪ I'd give the world if I could only ♪ | ♪ I'd give the world if I could only ♪ |
1164 | 00:57:42,501 | 00:57:46,713 | ♪ Make you understand ♪ | ♪ Make you understand ♪ |
1165 | 00:57:46,755 | 00:57:51,009 | ♪ It surely would be grand ♪ | ♪ It surely would be grand ♪ |
1166 | 00:57:51,051 | 00:57:57,808 | ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ | ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ |
1167 | 00:57:57,849 | 00:58:02,562 | ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ | ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ |
1168 | 00:58:02,604 | 00:58:07,109 | ♪ I have tried in vain ♪ | ♪ I have tried in vain ♪ |
1169 | 00:58:07,150 | 00:58:13,448 | ♪ Nevermore to call your name ♪ | ♪ Nevermore to call your name ♪ |
1170 | 00:58:13,490 | 00:58:17,786 | ♪ When you left, you broke my heart ♪ | ♪ When you left, you broke my heart ♪ |
1171 | 00:58:17,828 | 00:58:22,124 | ♪ I never thought we'd be apart ♪ | ♪ I never thought we'd be apart ♪ |
1172 | 00:58:22,165 | 00:58:25,377 | ♪ Every hour in the day ♪ | ♪ Every hour in the day ♪ |
1173 | 00:58:25,419 | 00:58:29,464 | ♪ You will hear me say ♪ | ♪ You will hear me say ♪ |
1174 | 00:58:29,506 | 00:58:35,345 | ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ | ♪ Baby, won't you please come home? ♪ |
1175 | 00:58:37,848 | 00:58:40,267 | Brava. | Brava. |
1176 | 00:58:40,308 | 00:58:42,602 | Bravissima. | Bravissima. |
1177 | 00:58:42,644 | 00:58:44,312 | James, aren't you gonna applaud? | James, aren't you gonna applaud? |
1178 | 00:58:44,354 | 00:58:46,064 | Bruno, will you please just stop? | Bruno, will you please just stop? |
1179 | 00:58:46,106 | 00:58:48,567 | James, you of all people know how important applause is. | James, you of all people know how important applause is. |
1180 | 00:58:48,608 | 00:58:51,403 | Come on, man. Go on. | Come on, man. Go on. |
1181 | 00:58:51,445 | 00:58:53,488 | Ovate. | Ovate. |
1183 | 00:58:57,784 | 00:59:00,203 | Yes! Yes. | Yes! Yes. |
1184 | 00:59:06,793 | 00:59:08,587 | Welcome to Jack in the Box. My name is Shawn. | Welcome to Jack in the Box. My name is Shawn. |
1185 | 00:59:08,628 | 00:59:10,630 | Can I interest you in our late-night | Can I interest you in our late-night |
1186 | 00:59:10,672 | 00:59:12,507 | stacked grilled cheeseburger munchie meal tonight? | stacked grilled cheeseburger munchie meal tonight? |
1187 | 00:59:12,549 | 00:59:14,134 | Well, I don't know, Shawn. | Well, I don't know, Shawn. |
1188 | 00:59:14,176 | 00:59:15,594 | Why don't you walk me through the late-night | Why don't you walk me through the late-night |
1189 | 00:59:15,635 | 00:59:17,012 | grilled stacked cheeseburger munchie meal. | grilled stacked cheeseburger munchie meal. |
1190 | 00:59:17,054 | 00:59:18,847 | It's our signature sourdough Jack | It's our signature sourdough Jack |
1191 | 00:59:18,889 | 00:59:20,599 | with a grilled cheese on top, served with two tacos, | with a grilled cheese on top, served with two tacos, |
1192 | 00:59:20,640 | 00:59:22,225 | halfsies curly and regular fries, | halfsies curly and regular fries, |
1193 | 00:59:22,267 | 00:59:23,894 | and a 20-ounce drink for $6.10 before tax. | and a 20-ounce drink for $6.10 before tax. |
1194 | 00:59:23,935 | 00:59:26,354 | $6.10 before tax? Sign me up, Shawn. | $6.10 before tax? Sign me up, Shawn. |
1195 | 00:59:26,396 | 00:59:27,564 | What kind of drink would you like with that? | What kind of drink would you like with that? |
1196 | 00:59:27,606 | 00:59:28,607 | Let's do a Dr Pepper. | Let's do a Dr Pepper. |
1197 | 00:59:28,648 | 00:59:30,067 | Will that be all tonight? | Will that be all tonight? |
1198 | 00:59:30,108 | 00:59:32,194 | Fuck no! Sorry, Shawn. Pardon my language. | Fuck no! Sorry, Shawn. Pardon my language. |
1199 | 00:59:32,235 | 00:59:33,820 | You're not religious or anything, are you? | You're not religious or anything, are you? |
1200 | 00:59:33,862 | 00:59:35,989 | Anyway, I'm gonna get some chicken nuggets | Anyway, I'm gonna get some chicken nuggets |
1201 | 00:59:36,031 | 00:59:37,574 | for my friend Jess in here. | for my friend Jess in here. |
1202 | 00:59:37,616 | 00:59:39,284 | Would you like the meal or just the nuggets? | Would you like the meal or just the nuggets? |
1203 | 00:59:39,326 | 00:59:41,703 | You know, fuck it, let's get her some jalapeno poppers too. | You know, fuck it, let's get her some jalapeno poppers too. |
1204 | 00:59:41,745 | 00:59:42,996 | Will that be all tonight? | Will that be all tonight? |
1205 | 00:59:43,038 | 00:59:44,998 | You just asked that, and no. | You just asked that, and no. |
1206 | 00:59:45,040 | 00:59:47,209 | I'd like to get my friend James something as well. | I'd like to get my friend James something as well. |
1207 | 00:59:47,250 | 00:59:49,086 | James, what would you like? | James, what would you like? |
1208 | 00:59:49,127 | 00:59:51,505 | He is gonna have a vanilla milkshake, | He is gonna have a vanilla milkshake, |
1209 | 00:59:51,546 | 00:59:53,381 | please and thank you, Shawn. | please and thank you, Shawn. |
1210 | 01:00:07,896 | 01:00:10,190 | How are those nuggets, Jess? | How are those nuggets, Jess? |
1211 | 01:00:10,232 | 01:00:11,983 | It was always my favorite in high school -- | It was always my favorite in high school -- |
1212 | 01:00:12,025 | 01:00:14,861 | get high, come up here. | get high, come up here. |
1213 | 01:00:14,903 | 01:00:17,531 | Chicken nuggets. | Chicken nuggets. |
1214 | 01:00:17,572 | 01:00:22,035 | And a Dr Pepper and curly fries. | And a Dr Pepper and curly fries. |
1215 | 01:00:22,077 | 01:00:23,912 | That was the order. | That was the order. |
1216 | 01:00:23,954 | 01:00:26,540 | That was perfection. | That was perfection. |
1217 | 01:00:29,668 | 01:00:31,419 | Still mad at your friend James? | Still mad at your friend James? |
1218 | 01:00:33,088 | 01:00:35,090 | He's no killer. | He's no killer. |
1219 | 01:00:35,132 | 01:00:37,759 | What the fuck are you even talking about? | What the fuck are you even talking about? |
1220 | 01:00:37,801 | 01:00:41,721 | We watched. That shot came from behind the counter, man. | We watched. That shot came from behind the counter, man. |
1221 | 01:00:41,763 | 01:00:45,267 | Probably some paranoid, trigger-happy NRA dickface | Probably some paranoid, trigger-happy NRA dickface |
1222 | 01:00:45,308 | 01:00:47,018 | with lousy aim. | with lousy aim. |
1223 | 01:00:47,060 | 01:00:49,020 | Lucky James. | Lucky James. |
1224 | 01:00:49,062 | 01:00:51,690 | Why would you lie about that? | Why would you lie about that? |
1225 | 01:00:51,731 | 01:00:56,111 | Probably to make me think he's capable of killing me. | Probably to make me think he's capable of killing me. |
1226 | 01:00:56,153 | 01:00:58,780 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1227 | 01:00:58,822 | 01:01:00,740 | Can't shit a shitter, James. | Can't shit a shitter, James. |
1228 | 01:01:00,782 | 01:01:05,829 | These fucking fries are amazing. | These fucking fries are amazing. |
1229 | 01:01:08,498 | 01:01:10,750 | James, how's that shake, dude? | James, how's that shake, dude? |
1230 | 01:01:11,918 | 01:01:14,087 | I'm just kidding. I don't care. | I'm just kidding. I don't care. |
1231 | 01:01:14,129 | 01:01:16,381 | Let's roll, shall we? | Let's roll, shall we? |
1232 | 01:01:16,423 | 01:01:20,594 | James, please enter a destination. | James, please enter a destination. |
1233 | 01:01:20,635 | 01:01:22,262 | Where to, Bruno? | Where to, Bruno? |
1234 | 01:01:22,304 | 01:01:25,056 | Top of Monument, right off Sunset. | Top of Monument, right off Sunset. |
1235 | 01:01:25,098 | 01:01:27,017 | All the way to the dead end. | All the way to the dead end. |
1236 | 01:01:28,852 | 01:01:31,146 | What's there? | What's there? |
1237 | 01:01:31,188 | 01:01:33,982 | A hot tub, obviously. | A hot tub, obviously. |
1238 | 01:01:34,024 | 01:01:36,026 | Please follow the highlighted route. | Please follow the highlighted route. |
1239 | 01:01:36,067 | 01:01:38,403 | Honestly, you guys, I'm feeling a little guilty | Honestly, you guys, I'm feeling a little guilty |
1240 | 01:01:38,445 | 01:01:39,696 | because you both shared | because you both shared |
1241 | 01:01:39,738 | 01:01:41,740 | some really profound shit with me earlier. | some really profound shit with me earlier. |
1242 | 01:01:41,781 | 01:01:43,783 | So I want to share something with the both of you, | So I want to share something with the both of you, |
1243 | 01:01:43,825 | 01:01:47,037 | something that's always meant a lot to me. | something that's always meant a lot to me. |
1244 | 01:01:47,078 | 01:01:49,080 | But I can't do it alone. | But I can't do it alone. |
1245 | 01:01:49,122 | 01:01:50,916 | There's gonna be some chorus shit that you have to do. | There's gonna be some chorus shit that you have to do. |
1246 | 01:01:50,957 | 01:01:52,375 | You'll figure it out. | You'll figure it out. |
1247 | 01:01:52,417 | 01:01:55,879 | Now, usually I don't do this, but, uh, | Now, usually I don't do this, but, uh, |
1248 | 01:01:55,921 | 01:01:57,380 | go ahead and break 'em off | go ahead and break 'em off |
1249 | 01:01:57,422 | 01:01:59,007 | with a little preview of the remix. | with a little preview of the remix. |
1250 | 01:01:59,049 | 01:02:00,800 | ♪ Now, I'm not trying to be rude ♪ | ♪ Now, I'm not trying to be rude ♪ |
1251 | 01:02:00,842 | 01:02:02,385 | ♪ But, hey, pretty girl I'm feeling you ♪ | ♪ But, hey, pretty girl I'm feeling you ♪ |
1252 | 01:02:02,427 | 01:02:04,387 | ♪ The way you do the things you do ♪ | ♪ The way you do the things you do ♪ |
1253 | 01:02:04,429 | 01:02:06,264 | ♪ Reminds me of my Lexus coupe ♪ | ♪ Reminds me of my Lexus coupe ♪ |
1254 | 01:02:06,306 | 01:02:08,308 | ♪ That's why I'm all up in your grill ♪ | ♪ That's why I'm all up in your grill ♪ |
1255 | 01:02:08,350 | 01:02:09,559 | ♪ Trying to get you to a hotel ♪ | ♪ Trying to get you to a hotel ♪ |
1256 | 01:02:09,601 | 01:02:11,311 | ♪ You must be a football coach ♪ | ♪ You must be a football coach ♪ |
1257 | 01:02:11,353 | 01:02:13,313 | ♪ The way you got me playing the field ♪ | ♪ The way you got me playing the field ♪ |
1258 | 01:02:13,355 | 01:02:15,106 | - ♪ So, baby, give me that ♪ - ♪ Toot toot ♪ | - ♪ So, baby, give me that ♪ - ♪ Toot toot ♪ |
1259 | 01:02:15,148 | 01:02:16,983 | - ♪ Let me give you that ♪ - ♪ Beep beep ♪ | - ♪ Let me give you that ♪ - ♪ Beep beep ♪ |
1260 | 01:02:17,025 | 01:02:18,860 | ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪ | ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪ |
1261 | 01:02:18,902 | 01:02:20,654 | ♪ Bouncing on twenty fo's ♪ | ♪ Bouncing on twenty fo's ♪ |
1262 | 01:02:20,695 | 01:02:22,530 | Come on, fuckers, sing it. | Come on, fuckers, sing it. |
1263 | 01:02:22,572 | 01:02:24,366 | ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪ | ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪ |
1264 | 01:02:24,407 | 01:02:25,992 | ♪ Hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪ | ♪ Hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪ |
1265 | 01:02:26,034 | 01:02:27,619 | ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪ | ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪ |
1266 | 01:02:27,661 | 01:02:29,663 | ♪ Got every man in here wishing ♪ | ♪ Got every man in here wishing ♪ |
1267 | 01:02:29,704 | 01:02:31,665 | ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪ | ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪ |
1268 | 01:02:31,706 | 01:02:33,291 | ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk. ♪ | ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk. ♪ |
1269 | 01:02:33,333 | 01:02:35,001 | ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪ | ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪ |
1270 | 01:02:35,043 | 01:02:37,420 | ♪ Baby, I'm about to have me some fun ♪ | ♪ Baby, I'm about to have me some fun ♪ |
1271 | 01:02:37,462 | 01:02:39,422 | ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ | ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ |
1272 | 01:02:39,464 | 01:02:41,341 | ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ | ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ |
1273 | 01:02:41,383 | 01:02:42,384 | ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ | ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ |
1274 | 01:02:42,425 | 01:02:44,010 | ♪ Come on ♪ | ♪ Come on ♪ |
1275 | 01:02:44,052 | 01:02:46,012 | ♪ It's like "Murder, She Wrote" ♪ | ♪ It's like "Murder, She Wrote" ♪ |
1276 | 01:02:46,054 | 01:02:47,722 | ♪ Once I get you out them clothes ♪ | ♪ Once I get you out them clothes ♪ |
1277 | 01:02:47,764 | 01:02:49,516 | ♪ "Privacy” is on the door ♪ | ♪ "Privacy” is on the door ♪ |
1278 | 01:02:49,557 | 01:02:51,309 | ♪ But still they can hear you screaming more ♪ | ♪ But still they can hear you screaming more ♪ |
1279 | 01:02:51,351 | 01:02:53,228 | ♪ Girl, I'm feeling what you're feeling ♪ | ♪ Girl, I'm feeling what you're feeling ♪ |
1280 | 01:02:53,270 | 01:02:55,230 | ♪ No more hoping and wishing ♪ | ♪ No more hoping and wishing ♪ |
1281 | 01:02:55,272 | 01:02:58,275 | ♪ I'm bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition ♪ | ♪ I'm bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition ♪ |
1282 | 01:02:58,316 | 01:03:00,068 | - ♪ So give me that ♪ - ♪ Toot toot ♪ | - ♪ So give me that ♪ - ♪ Toot toot ♪ |
1283 | 01:03:00,110 | 01:03:02,195 | - ♪ Let me give you that ♪ - ♪ Beep beep ♪ | - ♪ Let me give you that ♪ - ♪ Beep beep ♪ |
1284 | 01:03:02,237 | 01:03:04,155 | ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪ | ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪ |
1285 | 01:03:04,197 | 01:03:06,032 | ♪ Bouncing on 24s ♪ | ♪ Bouncing on 24s ♪ |
1286 | 01:03:06,074 | 01:03:07,701 | ♪ While they say on the radio ♪ | ♪ While they say on the radio ♪ |
1287 | 01:03:07,742 | 01:03:09,536 | ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪ | ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪ |
1288 | 01:03:09,577 | 01:03:11,204 | ♪ Hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪ | ♪ Hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪ |
1289 | 01:03:11,246 | 01:03:12,998 | ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪ | ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪ |
1290 | 01:03:13,039 | 01:03:14,499 | ♪ Got every man in here wishing ♪ | ♪ Got every man in here wishing ♪ |
1291 | 01:03:14,541 | 01:03:16,835 | ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪ | ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪ |
1292 | 01:03:16,876 | 01:03:18,420 | ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk ♪ | ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk ♪ |
1293 | 01:03:18,461 | 01:03:20,130 | ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪ | ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪ |
1294 | 01:03:20,171 | 01:03:22,465 | ♪ Baby, I'm about to have me some fun ♪ | ♪ Baby, I'm about to have me some fun ♪ |
1295 | 01:03:22,507 | 01:03:25,760 | ♪ Cristal popping in the stretch Navigator ♪ | ♪ Cristal popping in the stretch Navigator ♪ |
1296 | 01:03:25,802 | 01:03:29,097 | ♪ We got food everywhere, as if the party was catered ♪ | ♪ We got food everywhere, as if the party was catered ♪ |
1297 | 01:03:29,139 | 01:03:31,558 | ♪ We got fellas to my left ♪ | ♪ We got fellas to my left ♪ |
1298 | 01:03:31,599 | 01:03:33,685 | ♪ Honeys on my right ♪ | ♪ Honeys on my right ♪ |
1299 | 01:03:33,727 | 01:03:36,938 | ♪ You bring 'em both together, we got chilling all night ♪ | ♪ You bring 'em both together, we got chilling all night ♪ |
1300 | 01:03:36,980 | 01:03:40,442 | ♪ Then after the show, it's the after-party ♪ | ♪ Then after the show, it's the after-party ♪ |
1301 | 01:03:40,483 | 01:03:44,154 | ♪ And after the party, it's the hotel lobby ♪ | ♪ And after the party, it's the hotel lobby ♪ |
1302 | 01:03:44,195 | 01:03:47,574 | ♪ Around about 4:00 you got to clear the lobby ♪ | ♪ Around about 4:00 you got to clear the lobby ♪ |
1303 | 01:03:47,615 | 01:03:49,576 | ♪ You can take it to your room and... ♪ | ♪ You can take it to your room and... ♪ |
1304 | 01:03:49,617 | 01:03:51,119 | - Ash! | - Ash! |
1305 | 01:03:52,996 | 01:03:55,332 | You have reached your destination. | You have reached your destination. |
1306 | 01:03:55,373 | 01:03:58,043 | We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride. | We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride. |
1308 | 01:04:00,295 | 01:04:01,713 | You okay? | You okay? |
1309 | 01:04:01,755 | 01:04:03,089 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1310 | 01:04:04,549 | 01:04:06,259 | You got to be fucking kidding me. | You got to be fucking kidding me. |
1311 | 01:04:06,301 | 01:04:08,136 | Go, go. | Go, go. |
1312 | 01:04:08,178 | 01:04:11,097 | The house. We got to go for the house. | The house. We got to go for the house. |
1313 | 01:04:17,771 | 01:04:20,023 | - James, hurry. - Hold on. Hey. | - James, hurry. - Hold on. Hey. |
1314 | 01:04:20,065 | 01:04:22,859 | - Hold on. - Fuck, he's getting out. | - Hold on. - Fuck, he's getting out. |
1315 | 01:04:25,779 | 01:04:27,947 | Hey. | Hey. |
1316 | 01:04:27,989 | 01:04:30,575 | Open the damn door! | Open the damn door! |
1317 | 01:04:30,617 | 01:04:32,035 | Hey, come on, open the fucking door. | Hey, come on, open the fucking door. |
1318 | 01:04:32,077 | 01:04:34,079 | - Come on. James. James. - Somebody help us. | - Come on. James. James. - Somebody help us. |
1319 | 01:04:34,120 | 01:04:35,830 | Come on. Let's go. Let's go. | Come on. Let's go. Let's go. |
1320 | 01:04:41,044 | 01:04:42,045 | James. | James. |
1321 | 01:04:45,548 | 01:04:47,133 | Oh, fuck. | Oh, fuck. |
1322 | 01:04:48,593 | 01:04:49,844 | James! | James! |
1323 | 01:04:49,886 | 01:04:52,180 | The pool. We need to get in the pool. | The pool. We need to get in the pool. |
1324 | 01:04:56,851 | 01:04:58,186 | Oh, it's a bad idea. | Oh, it's a bad idea. |
1325 | 01:04:58,228 | 01:05:00,730 | - We don't have time. - Fuck this thing. | - We don't have time. - Fuck this thing. |
1327 | 01:05:19,707 | 01:05:21,084 | I'm really sorry. | I'm really sorry. |
1328 | 01:05:21,126 | 01:05:22,794 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
1329 | 01:06:03,001 | 01:06:04,711 | Let there be... | Let there be... |
1331 | 01:06:14,512 | 01:06:16,890 | I told you we were going to a hot tub. | I told you we were going to a hot tub. |
1332 | 01:06:16,931 | 01:06:18,266 | Get out. | Get out. |
1333 | 01:06:24,481 | 01:06:25,648 | James... | James... |
1334 | 01:06:27,233 | 01:06:28,943 | You can end the ride now. | You can end the ride now. |
1335 | 01:06:30,278 | 01:06:31,821 | This is our destination. | This is our destination. |
1336 | 01:06:37,911 | 01:06:40,580 | I'll be sure to give you five stars in my review. | I'll be sure to give you five stars in my review. |
1337 | 01:06:40,622 | 01:06:42,874 | What do you want from us? | What do you want from us? |
1340 | 01:06:47,795 | 01:06:50,715 | To do just what you said, | To do just what you said, |
1341 | 01:06:50,757 | 01:06:52,926 | for God's sake. | for God's sake. |
1342 | 01:06:52,967 | 01:06:56,095 | Let us sit upon the ground | Let us sit upon the ground |
1343 | 01:06:56,137 | 01:07:01,309 | and tell sad stories of the death of kings. | and tell sad stories of the death of kings. |
1344 | 01:07:01,351 | 01:07:03,269 | Strip. | Strip. |
1345 | 01:07:03,311 | 01:07:05,897 | Bruno, come on, man. | Bruno, come on, man. |
1346 | 01:07:05,939 | 01:07:08,233 | You wanted to get in the hot tub, right? | You wanted to get in the hot tub, right? |
1347 | 01:07:08,274 | 01:07:11,444 | I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it? | I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it? |
1348 | 01:07:11,486 | 01:07:12,487 | I want to go home. | I want to go home. |
1349 | 01:07:12,529 | 01:07:14,822 | Don't tell me to let you go | Don't tell me to let you go |
1350 | 01:07:14,864 | 01:07:16,866 | or that I'm making you stay here | or that I'm making you stay here |
1351 | 01:07:16,908 | 01:07:20,078 | or whatever other fake-ass bullshit you tell yourself | or whatever other fake-ass bullshit you tell yourself |
1352 | 01:07:20,119 | 01:07:24,165 | to justify your fundamentally unsatisfying existence. | to justify your fundamentally unsatisfying existence. |
1353 | 01:07:24,207 | 01:07:25,708 | Because frankly... | Because frankly... |
1354 | 01:07:27,377 | 01:07:28,586 | ...won't buy it. | ...won't buy it. |
1355 | 01:07:30,421 | 01:07:36,594 | Now, take off your clothes and get in the fucking hot tub. | Now, take off your clothes and get in the fucking hot tub. |
1356 | 01:07:36,636 | 01:07:38,555 | Off. | Off. |
1357 | 01:07:56,531 | 01:07:58,616 | We have to get the gun. | We have to get the gun. |
1358 | 01:08:08,585 | 01:08:11,588 | Damn, bro. You work out? | Damn, bro. You work out? |
1359 | 01:08:11,629 | 01:08:14,257 | You too, Jess. | You too, Jess. |
1360 | 01:08:32,567 | 01:08:34,527 | Bellissima. | Bellissima. |
1361 | 01:08:34,569 | 01:08:36,779 | James, you ever kind of wish you were ltalian? | James, you ever kind of wish you were ltalian? |
1362 | 01:08:36,821 | 01:08:40,325 | Those guys get to say whatever they want about a woman's body, | Those guys get to say whatever they want about a woman's body, |
1363 | 01:08:40,366 | 01:08:42,076 | and nobody bats an eye. | and nobody bats an eye. |
1364 | 01:08:42,118 | 01:08:46,080 | Now, get in the fucking hot tub. | Now, get in the fucking hot tub. |
1365 | 01:09:13,816 | 01:09:17,820 | - I'm gonna take a swig of this. - You're gonna need it. | - I'm gonna take a swig of this. - You're gonna need it. |
1366 | 01:09:23,117 | 01:09:24,369 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
1367 | 01:09:26,079 | 01:09:30,583 | Oh, "something, something" desperate times. | Oh, "something, something" desperate times. |
1368 | 01:09:30,625 | 01:09:33,461 | "Something, something” desperate measures. | "Something, something” desperate measures. |
1369 | 01:09:33,503 | 01:09:35,963 | - I'm not desperate. - Jessica. | - I'm not desperate. - Jessica. |
1370 | 01:09:36,005 | 01:09:39,008 | Tonight you asked your cab driver on a date. | Tonight you asked your cab driver on a date. |
1371 | 01:09:39,050 | 01:09:41,844 | Belittle me all you want, Bruno. | Belittle me all you want, Bruno. |
1372 | 01:09:41,886 | 01:09:43,262 | I'm not belittling you. | I'm not belittling you. |
1373 | 01:09:43,304 | 01:09:45,056 | That's what you are. You drive people around. | That's what you are. You drive people around. |
1374 | 01:09:45,098 | 01:09:47,058 | You offer them adorable little bottles of water. | You offer them adorable little bottles of water. |
1375 | 01:09:47,100 | 01:09:48,685 | You do everything in your power | You do everything in your power |
1376 | 01:09:48,726 | 01:09:51,312 | to block the nagging voice in your head that says, | to block the nagging voice in your head that says, |
1377 | 01:09:51,354 | 01:09:53,981 | "I will never be anything other than this." | "I will never be anything other than this." |
1378 | 01:09:54,023 | 01:09:58,069 | And until you acknowledge that, you never will. | And until you acknowledge that, you never will. |
1379 | 01:09:58,111 | 01:10:00,530 | So is that what this is about? | So is that what this is about? |
1380 | 01:10:00,571 | 01:10:02,907 | You think you're somehow helping us? | You think you're somehow helping us? |
1381 | 01:10:02,949 | 01:10:05,076 | You're an amazing actor, James, | You're an amazing actor, James, |
1382 | 01:10:05,118 | 01:10:07,245 | but no one's ever gonna know that. | but no one's ever gonna know that. |
1383 | 01:10:07,286 | 01:10:11,457 | Because when the time comes to act, you hesitate. | Because when the time comes to act, you hesitate. |
1384 | 01:10:11,499 | 01:10:16,963 | You told me you just wanted to play Richard II before you die. | You told me you just wanted to play Richard II before you die. |
1385 | 01:10:17,004 | 01:10:18,548 | And now you're gonna kill me? | And now you're gonna kill me? |
1386 | 01:10:18,589 | 01:10:20,717 | Don't be so banal. | Don't be so banal. |
1387 | 01:10:20,758 | 01:10:23,845 | Tonight isn't about dying. It's about living. | Tonight isn't about dying. It's about living. |
1389 | 01:10:24,929 | 01:10:26,764 | If we make it to sunrise, | If we make it to sunrise, |
1390 | 01:10:26,806 | 01:10:29,559 | you will forever look back on this night | you will forever look back on this night |
1391 | 01:10:29,600 | 01:10:33,312 | and remember what it felt like to be alive. | and remember what it felt like to be alive. |
1392 | 01:10:33,354 | 01:10:35,606 | Now, you get to choose. | Now, you get to choose. |
1393 | 01:10:35,648 | 01:10:37,483 | Who goes first? | Who goes first? |
1394 | 01:10:38,735 | 01:10:40,695 | You or her? | You or her? |
1395 | 01:10:40,737 | 01:10:42,447 | Me, Bruno. | Me, Bruno. |
1396 | 01:10:42,488 | 01:10:44,615 | - Fucking point your gun at me. - Great. | - Fucking point your gun at me. - Great. |
1397 | 01:10:48,536 | 01:10:50,163 | Is this Gwyn's house? | Is this Gwyn's house? |
1398 | 01:10:50,204 | 01:10:52,582 | What the fuck did you just say? | What the fuck did you just say? |
1399 | 01:10:52,623 | 01:10:56,294 | Bruno A. stands for Bruno Anthony, | Bruno A. stands for Bruno Anthony, |
1400 | 01:10:56,335 | 01:10:59,505 | a dead club promoter they found in Hollywood. | a dead club promoter they found in Hollywood. |
1401 | 01:10:59,547 | 01:11:01,174 | This guy doesn't look dead to me. | This guy doesn't look dead to me. |
1402 | 01:11:01,215 | 01:11:03,843 | I hope I don't look like a fucking club promoter either. | I hope I don't look like a fucking club promoter either. |
1403 | 01:11:03,885 | 01:11:07,263 | They said he's survived by his fiancée, Gwyneth. | They said he's survived by his fiancée, Gwyneth. |
1404 | 01:11:07,305 | 01:11:10,725 | You told us that you suffered from a recent breakup. | You told us that you suffered from a recent breakup. |
1405 | 01:11:10,767 | 01:11:12,977 | I believe that. That's not a lie. | I believe that. That's not a lie. |
1406 | 01:11:13,019 | 01:11:14,854 | No, the only thing you lied about | No, the only thing you lied about |
1407 | 01:11:14,896 | 01:11:16,856 | is how long ago it actually happened. | is how long ago it actually happened. |
1408 | 01:11:20,151 | 01:11:22,111 | Go on, Bruno, use your words. | Go on, Bruno, use your words. |
1409 | 01:11:27,742 | 01:11:29,076 | Get out of the tub! | Get out of the tub! |
1410 | 01:11:35,708 | 01:11:36,959 | I knew it. | I knew it. |
1411 | 01:11:37,001 | 01:11:38,669 | Hey, hey, don't you fucking move, man! | Hey, hey, don't you fucking move, man! |
1412 | 01:11:38,711 | 01:11:41,339 | - I knew I could get you to do... - Don't listen to him. | - I knew I could get you to do... - Don't listen to him. |
1413 | 01:11:41,380 | 01:11:42,757 | ...anything. | ...anything. |
1414 | 01:11:42,799 | 01:11:45,885 | I knew I could get you to pick up a girl, | I knew I could get you to pick up a girl, |
1415 | 01:11:45,927 | 01:11:50,139 | to commit armed robbery, to kill somebody. | to commit armed robbery, to kill somebody. |
1416 | 01:11:50,181 | 01:11:52,099 | Let's just get out of here! | Let's just get out of here! |
1417 | 01:11:52,141 | 01:11:54,060 | I guess that somebody's me. | I guess that somebody's me. |
1418 | 01:11:54,101 | 01:11:55,269 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
1419 | 01:11:55,311 | 01:11:57,772 | You said you were just a henchman. | You said you were just a henchman. |
1420 | 01:11:57,814 | 01:12:00,024 | Now you get to be a full-on villain. | Now you get to be a full-on villain. |
1421 | 01:12:00,066 | 01:12:01,567 | Fuck this guy, James. Let's just go. | Fuck this guy, James. Let's just go. |
1422 | 01:12:01,609 | 01:12:02,610 | Do it. | Do it. |
1423 | 01:12:04,195 | 01:12:06,155 | Do it! | Do it! |
1424 | 01:12:06,197 | 01:12:07,490 | Goodbye, Bruno. | Goodbye, Bruno. |
1425 | 01:12:13,538 | 01:12:14,539 | James. | James. |
1427 | 01:12:17,166 | 01:12:18,251 | Come on! | Come on! |
1428 | 01:12:20,545 | 01:12:23,172 | I thought you were my buddy. | I thought you were my buddy. |
1429 | 01:12:23,214 | 01:12:26,425 | Stay with me, brother. | Stay with me, brother. |
1430 | 01:12:29,887 | 01:12:31,597 | James! | James! |
1432 | 01:12:40,147 | 01:12:44,485 | Hello, James. You have one new ride request. | Hello, James. You have one new ride request. |
1434 | 01:12:59,458 | 01:13:02,753 | Ride accepted. Let's ride. | Ride accepted. Let's ride. |
1435 | 01:13:11,888 | 01:13:14,015 | Hello, is this Maria? | Hello, is this Maria? |
1436 | 01:13:14,056 | 01:13:17,268 | This is James. I'm your ride. | This is James. I'm your ride. |