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| 1 | 00:00:08,696 | 00:00:13,599 | In the beginning, God created the universe... | In the beginning, God created the universe... |
| 2 | 00:00:16,771 | 00:00:18,705 | the heavens... | the heavens... |
| 3 | 00:00:20,541 | 00:00:22,702 | and the earth. | and the earth. |
| 4 | 00:00:29,050 | 00:00:34,181 | Then God created the first nerd. | Then God created the first nerd. |
| 5 | 00:01:04,151 | 00:01:07,018 | I'm going to take note on your champagne glasses. | I'm going to take note on your champagne glasses. |
| 6 | 00:01:07,088 | 00:01:11,388 | Check the silver service and make sure it's properly polished. | Check the silver service and make sure it's properly polished. |
| 7 | 00:01:11,459 | 00:01:14,553 | Eugene, take this to the kitchen. Make sure the steam tables have arrived. | Eugene, take this to the kitchen. Make sure the steam tables have arrived. |
| 8 | 00:01:14,629 | 00:01:17,530 | Check on the tablecloths and make sure they're the right color. | Check on the tablecloths and make sure they're the right color. |
| 9 | 00:01:23,137 | 00:01:25,332 | Oh, boy. Oh, boy, I don't know. | Oh, boy. Oh, boy, I don't know. |
| 10 | 00:01:25,406 | 00:01:27,874 | Aaron, relax. You're driving us all crazy. | Aaron, relax. You're driving us all crazy. |
| 11 | 00:01:27,942 | 00:01:29,876 | This better be a great wedding. | This better be a great wedding. |
| 12 | 00:01:29,944 | 00:01:33,141 | Every political heavyweight from the party is gonna be there checking me out. | Every political heavyweight from the party is gonna be there checking me out. |
| 13 | 00:01:33,214 | 00:01:36,843 | Jeanie's wedding is going to be wonderful. Fix your ascot. | Jeanie's wedding is going to be wonderful. Fix your ascot. |
| 14 | 00:01:36,917 | 00:01:40,978 | How come we never met this guy that Jeanie's marrying? | How come we never met this guy that Jeanie's marrying? |
| 15 | 00:01:41,055 | 00:01:43,649 | - What's his name again? - Dudley Dawson. | - What's his name again? - Dudley Dawson. |
| 16 | 00:01:43,724 | 00:01:47,922 | - Yeah. - Hey, I wonder if he's from the Schenectady Dawsons? | - Yeah. - Hey, I wonder if he's from the Schenectady Dawsons? |
| 17 | 00:01:47,995 | 00:01:50,361 | They're a very powerful family back east. | They're a very powerful family back east. |
| 18 | 00:01:50,431 | 00:01:52,456 | I went to school with Cap Dawson. | I went to school with Cap Dawson. |
| 19 | 00:01:52,533 | 00:01:56,299 | - Talk about your blue bloods. - Isn't it just a little bit strange... | - Talk about your blue bloods. - Isn't it just a little bit strange... |
| 20 | 00:01:56,370 | 00:02:00,033 | that Jeanie never brought, uh, what's-his-butt over here before? | that Jeanie never brought, uh, what's-his-butt over here before? |
| 21 | 00:02:00,107 | 00:02:04,373 | His name is Dudley. They only met three months ago. | His name is Dudley. They only met three months ago. |
| 22 | 00:02:04,445 | 00:02:06,504 | I knew I'd be a shoo-in with the people... | I knew I'd be a shoo-in with the people... |
| 23 | 00:02:06,580 | 00:02:09,515 | if I could just get those old-money blue bloods to endorse my candidacy. | if I could just get those old-money blue bloods to endorse my candidacy. |
| 24 | 00:02:09,583 | 00:02:12,017 | And they'd be damn fools not to, Dad... | And they'd be damn fools not to, Dad... |
| 25 | 00:02:12,086 | 00:02:15,021 | irregardless of the fact that you are nouveau riche. | irregardless of the fact that you are nouveau riche. |
| 26 | 00:02:19,326 | 00:02:22,989 | Don't you ever use that phrase in this house! | Don't you ever use that phrase in this house! |
| 27 | 00:02:23,064 | 00:02:28,502 | I am not nouveau riche. I am a self-made businessman. | I am not nouveau riche. I am a self-made businessman. |
| 28 | 00:02:28,569 | 00:02:31,367 | And I'm not your dad. I'm your father-in-law. Get it? | And I'm not your dad. I'm your father-in-law. Get it? |
| 29 | 00:02:31,439 | 00:02:35,899 | Right. Self-made businessman. Father-in law. I got it. | Right. Self-made businessman. Father-in law. I got it. |
| 30 | 00:02:35,976 | 00:02:38,570 | Can we please stop talking about the campaign for a minute? | Can we please stop talking about the campaign for a minute? |
| 31 | 00:02:38,646 | 00:02:41,843 | Focus on Jeanie's wedding. That's what's important here. | Focus on Jeanie's wedding. That's what's important here. |
| 32 | 00:02:41,916 | 00:02:44,384 | Gaylord's right, as usual. | Gaylord's right, as usual. |
| 33 | 00:02:45,653 | 00:02:49,384 | - Hi, everybody. - Jeanie! | - Hi, everybody. - Jeanie! |
| 34 | 00:02:51,325 | 00:02:54,817 | - You look wonderful. - Thank you. | - You look wonderful. - Thank you. |
| 35 | 00:02:54,895 | 00:02:56,886 | I love that outfit. | I love that outfit. |
| 36 | 00:02:56,964 | 00:02:59,057 | You do? | You do? |
| 37 | 00:02:59,133 | 00:03:02,591 | - So, you excited? - Oh, yeah. | - So, you excited? - Oh, yeah. |
| 38 | 00:03:02,670 | 00:03:05,571 | Where'd you meet... Dudley? | Where'd you meet... Dudley? |
| 39 | 00:03:05,639 | 00:03:09,097 | Well, at a ham and lima bean cookout. | Well, at a ham and lima bean cookout. |
| 40 | 00:03:15,149 | 00:03:17,447 | It was an Omega Mu sorority fund-raiser. | It was an Omega Mu sorority fund-raiser. |
| 41 | 00:03:17,518 | 00:03:19,816 | Oh, sure, sure. | Oh, sure, sure. |
| 42 | 00:03:19,887 | 00:03:25,120 | The Schenectady Dawsons are very big with sororities and fund-raisers and cookouts. | The Schenectady Dawsons are very big with sororities and fund-raisers and cookouts. |
| 43 | 00:03:25,192 | 00:03:29,891 | All your questions will be answered in a moment. | All your questions will be answered in a moment. |
| 44 | 00:03:29,964 | 00:03:31,955 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 45 | 00:03:32,032 | 00:03:34,193 | - Booger? - Why'd she call him Booger? | - Booger? - Why'd she call him Booger? |
| 46 | 00:03:36,370 | 00:03:38,304 | - Baby! - Oh! | - Baby! - Oh! |
| 47 | 00:03:38,372 | 00:03:40,306 | Oh, honey. | Oh, honey. |
| 48 | 00:03:40,374 | 00:03:43,639 | Oh... buns. | Oh... buns. |
| 49 | 00:03:43,711 | 00:03:46,111 | Give me buns! | Give me buns! |
| 50 | 00:03:46,180 | 00:03:48,876 | - May I have them, please? - Stop it! | - May I have them, please? - Stop it! |
| 51 | 00:03:48,949 | 00:03:51,110 | - Give me buns! - Shh! No! Shh! | - Give me buns! - Shh! No! Shh! |
| 52 | 00:03:51,185 | 00:03:53,779 | Moo! Moo! | Moo! Moo! |
| 53 | 00:03:53,854 | 00:03:55,947 | My family is waiting to meet you. | My family is waiting to meet you. |
| 54 | 00:03:57,625 | 00:04:01,561 | - Mommy! - Tippy! Tippy! | - Mommy! - Tippy! Tippy! |
| 55 | 00:04:01,629 | 00:04:05,463 | - What happened? - Mommy fainted. | - What happened? - Mommy fainted. |
| 56 | 00:04:05,533 | 00:04:07,626 | Gosh, are you all right, Mrs. Humphrey? | Gosh, are you all right, Mrs. Humphrey? |
| 57 | 00:04:07,701 | 00:04:10,966 | - Yeah, I- - She'll be fine. Can I ask you a question? | - Yeah, I- - She'll be fine. Can I ask you a question? |
| 58 | 00:04:11,038 | 00:04:13,973 | Are you from the Schenectady Dawsons, railroad money? | Are you from the Schenectady Dawsons, railroad money? |
| 59 | 00:04:14,041 | 00:04:15,975 | - Hmm? - Uh, no. | - Hmm? - Uh, no. |
| 60 | 00:04:16,043 | 00:04:18,773 | The Detroit Dawsons. Sewing machine rental money. | The Detroit Dawsons. Sewing machine rental money. |
| 61 | 00:04:18,846 | 00:04:24,478 | - There's gonna be an egg. Where's the kitchen? - Oh, to the left! | - There's gonna be an egg. Where's the kitchen? - Oh, to the left! |
| 62 | 00:04:24,552 | 00:04:27,419 | - Are you all right, Mommy? - Yes, yes, I'm fine. | - Are you all right, Mommy? - Yes, yes, I'm fine. |
| 63 | 00:04:27,488 | 00:04:29,922 | I don't know what came over me. Oh! | I don't know what came over me. Oh! |
| 64 | 00:04:29,990 | 00:04:31,924 | Sewing machine rental money? | Sewing machine rental money? |
| 65 | 00:04:31,992 | 00:04:34,825 | My God, he's a nerd! | My God, he's a nerd! |
| 66 | 00:04:36,897 | 00:04:39,263 | A nerd? How can you tell? | A nerd? How can you tell? |
| 67 | 00:04:39,333 | 00:04:41,927 | There were a lot of nerds at USC. | There were a lot of nerds at USC. |
| 68 | 00:04:42,002 | 00:04:45,028 | I can smell a nerd a mile away. | I can smell a nerd a mile away. |
| 69 | 00:04:45,105 | 00:04:48,541 | Well, I've heard nerds make wonderful husbands. | Well, I've heard nerds make wonderful husbands. |
| 70 | 00:04:48,609 | 00:04:51,908 | And they're smart too. | And they're smart too. |
| 71 | 00:04:51,979 | 00:04:55,176 | She's obviously getting even with us for something. | She's obviously getting even with us for something. |
| 72 | 00:04:57,618 | 00:05:00,178 | - Beef! We need beef! - In there! | - Beef! We need beef! - In there! |
| 73 | 00:05:03,090 | 00:05:05,490 | That was kind of a rocky start with your family. | That was kind of a rocky start with your family. |
| 74 | 00:05:05,559 | 00:05:07,550 | Oh, everything's fine. My mom's great. | Oh, everything's fine. My mom's great. |
| 75 | 00:05:07,628 | 00:05:09,562 | I'm sure she's just overwhelmed from all the excitement. | I'm sure she's just overwhelmed from all the excitement. |
| 76 | 00:05:09,630 | 00:05:12,997 | - You don't think it's because they don't like me? - Booger, I love you. | - You don't think it's because they don't like me? - Booger, I love you. |
| 77 | 00:05:13,067 | 00:05:17,128 | Well, yeah, I know you- I got it! I know you do. | Well, yeah, I know you- I got it! I know you do. |
| 78 | 00:05:17,204 | 00:05:20,571 | But I was just afraid maybe your "mishpukin"' was thinking you were "mistookin'." | But I was just afraid maybe your "mishpukin"' was thinking you were "mistookin'." |
| 79 | 00:05:20,641 | 00:05:23,337 | They're gonna love you too, Booger. I know they will. | They're gonna love you too, Booger. I know they will. |
| 80 | 00:05:23,410 | 00:05:25,537 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 81 | 00:05:25,613 | 00:05:28,639 | Here you go, Mrs. Humphrey. Put this on the- Hey! | Here you go, Mrs. Humphrey. Put this on the- Hey! |
| 82 | 00:05:28,716 | 00:05:31,207 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 83 | 00:05:31,285 | 00:05:35,085 | Don't move. Don't move. Excuse me. That was clumsy. | Don't move. Don't move. Excuse me. That was clumsy. |
| 84 | 00:05:35,155 | 00:05:37,988 | There we go. I've got it. | There we go. I've got it. |
| 85 | 00:05:38,058 | 00:05:40,583 | Can I speak to you a second, Jeanie? | Can I speak to you a second, Jeanie? |
| 86 | 00:05:40,661 | 00:05:42,322 | Sure. | Sure. |
| 87 | 00:05:46,300 | 00:05:49,064 | Thank you, dear. | Thank you, dear. |
| 88 | 00:05:49,136 | 00:05:51,331 | It stops the swelling. | It stops the swelling. |
| 89 | 00:05:56,477 | 00:05:58,411 | Are you pregnant? | Are you pregnant? |
| 90 | 00:05:58,479 | 00:06:01,414 | Pregnant? No! | Pregnant? No! |
| 91 | 00:06:01,482 | 00:06:04,007 | You mean, you don't have to marry him? | You mean, you don't have to marry him? |
| 92 | 00:06:04,084 | 00:06:08,919 | - Daddy! - I would like you to come with me to a cult deprogramming. | - Daddy! - I would like you to come with me to a cult deprogramming. |
| 93 | 00:06:08,989 | 00:06:12,425 | J-Just show up there and be open. That's all I ask. | J-Just show up there and be open. That's all I ask. |
| 94 | 00:06:13,794 | 00:06:16,854 | I just can't believe you're saying this. | I just can't believe you're saying this. |
| 95 | 00:06:16,931 | 00:06:21,766 | Wh-Where are you going? This is good stuff I'm telling you. | Wh-Where are you going? This is good stuff I'm telling you. |
| 96 | 00:06:21,835 | 00:06:24,531 | I love Booger! | I love Booger! |
| 97 | 00:06:24,605 | 00:06:29,133 | And I'm gonna marry him no matter what you think! | And I'm gonna marry him no matter what you think! |
| 98 | 00:06:29,209 | 00:06:31,609 | Jeanie? | Jeanie? |
| 99 | 00:06:31,679 | 00:06:33,476 | Sweetheart, you're overreacting. | Sweetheart, you're overreacting. |
| 100 | 00:06:33,547 | 00:06:36,607 | - What did you say to her? - Nothing. | - What did you say to her? - Nothing. |
| 101 | 00:06:36,684 | 00:06:40,211 | Nothing. We just had a little conversation, that's all. | Nothing. We just had a little conversation, that's all. |
| 102 | 00:06:40,287 | 00:06:42,778 | Can't we all just get along? | Can't we all just get along? |
| 103 | 00:06:42,856 | 00:06:46,485 | She comes home with a guy who looks like he came out of a vending machine... | She comes home with a guy who looks like he came out of a vending machine... |
| 104 | 00:06:46,560 | 00:06:49,825 | - and I'm the one who's wrong. - Jeanie. Jeanie. | - and I'm the one who's wrong. - Jeanie. Jeanie. |
| 105 | 00:06:53,200 | 00:06:55,395 | What a world. | What a world. |
| 106 | 00:06:56,370 | 00:06:58,964 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 107 | 00:06:59,039 | 00:07:01,337 | Hi, I'm Jeanie's sister, Gaylord. | Hi, I'm Jeanie's sister, Gaylord. |
| 108 | 00:07:01,408 | 00:07:04,468 | And this is my husband, Chip. Chip Medford. | And this is my husband, Chip. Chip Medford. |
| 109 | 00:07:04,545 | 00:07:07,480 | Great idea. Having the wedding on Valentine's Day. | Great idea. Having the wedding on Valentine's Day. |
| 110 | 00:07:15,889 | 00:07:19,017 | Are you sure your best man knows where we are located? | Are you sure your best man knows where we are located? |
| 111 | 00:07:19,093 | 00:07:21,857 | Oh, he'll find it all right. | Oh, he'll find it all right. |
| 112 | 00:07:23,130 | 00:07:26,190 | As a matter of fact, he will be here in exactly... | As a matter of fact, he will be here in exactly... |
| 113 | 00:07:26,266 | 00:07:28,200 | seven seconds. | seven seconds. |
| 114 | 00:07:28,268 | 00:07:31,260 | Five, four... | Five, four... |
| 115 | 00:07:31,338 | 00:07:34,671 | three, two, one. | three, two, one. |
| 116 | 00:07:37,311 | 00:07:41,179 | Right on the button. Lewis! | Right on the button. Lewis! |
| 117 | 00:07:41,248 | 00:07:44,012 | Booger! | Booger! |
| 118 | 00:07:44,084 | 00:07:46,177 | Pull in here! | Pull in here! |
| 119 | 00:08:03,937 | 00:08:07,270 | - Oh, Booger's wedding. - Yeah! | - Oh, Booger's wedding. - Yeah! |
| 120 | 00:08:07,341 | 00:08:10,469 | - Booger's gettin' married. - Oh, come on. Stop it! | - Booger's gettin' married. - Oh, come on. Stop it! |
| 121 | 00:08:10,544 | 00:08:12,478 | Hey, what do you think of the truck? | Hey, what do you think of the truck? |
| 122 | 00:08:12,546 | 00:08:15,014 | I would expect nothing else from the king of the nerds. | I would expect nothing else from the king of the nerds. |
| 123 | 00:08:15,082 | 00:08:16,982 | - It's got everything. - Where's Betty? | - It's got everything. - Where's Betty? |
| 124 | 00:08:17,051 | 00:08:19,451 | Oh, follow me. | Oh, follow me. |
| 125 | 00:08:19,520 | 00:08:22,387 | - Would you like to see my unborn fetal son? - Yeah. | - Would you like to see my unborn fetal son? - Yeah. |
| 126 | 00:08:22,456 | 00:08:24,754 | This is a state-of-the-art, remote-activated... | This is a state-of-the-art, remote-activated... |
| 127 | 00:08:24,825 | 00:08:28,261 | microwave-transmitted, bilingual, five DB-gain... | microwave-transmitted, bilingual, five DB-gain... |
| 128 | 00:08:28,328 | 00:08:31,161 | semi-duplex fetal monitor. | semi-duplex fetal monitor. |
| 129 | 00:08:31,231 | 00:08:35,668 | I can check on the development the vital signs of my unborn fetal son... | I can check on the development the vital signs of my unborn fetal son... |
| 130 | 00:08:35,736 | 00:08:39,069 | - from anywhere in the universe. - Look. | - from anywhere in the universe. - Look. |
| 131 | 00:08:39,139 | 00:08:41,004 | There's his tinkler. | There's his tinkler. |
| 132 | 00:08:41,075 | 00:08:43,737 | Just like the old man, huh? | Just like the old man, huh? |
| 133 | 00:08:54,521 | 00:08:57,752 | - Booger! - Betty! | - Booger! - Betty! |
| 134 | 00:08:57,825 | 00:09:02,194 | - What is this? - An Airbus A300 Whisper Jet... | - What is this? - An Airbus A300 Whisper Jet... |
| 135 | 00:09:02,262 | 00:09:07,222 | could land right on our truck, and Betty and our unborn fetal son wouldn't be hurt. | could land right on our truck, and Betty and our unborn fetal son wouldn't be hurt. |
| 136 | 00:09:07,301 | 00:09:09,462 | - Lewis? - Hmm? | - Lewis? - Hmm? |
| 137 | 00:09:09,536 | 00:09:11,697 | Could you let me out of here? | Could you let me out of here? |
| 138 | 00:09:11,772 | 00:09:14,605 | - Oh, sure, Betty. - Here. Let me give you a hand. | - Oh, sure, Betty. - Here. Let me give you a hand. |
| 139 | 00:09:14,675 | 00:09:16,609 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 140 | 00:09:18,679 | 00:09:21,375 | So, Booger, how are things going with the in-laws? | So, Booger, how are things going with the in-laws? |
| 141 | 00:09:21,448 | 00:09:23,780 | Well, things were going okay... | Well, things were going okay... |
| 142 | 00:09:23,851 | 00:09:26,877 | until my mother-in-law passed out and cracked her head on the coffee table. | until my mother-in-law passed out and cracked her head on the coffee table. |
| 143 | 00:09:26,954 | 00:09:31,288 | - Oh. - I don't think my father-in-law likes me at all. | - Oh. - I don't think my father-in-law likes me at all. |
| 144 | 00:09:31,358 | 00:09:34,486 | - Oh. - He's one of those pretentious... | - Oh. - He's one of those pretentious... |
| 145 | 00:09:34,561 | 00:09:38,429 | hoity-toity, nouveau riche types. | hoity-toity, nouveau riche types. |
| 146 | 00:09:38,499 | 00:09:40,865 | He may be anti-nerd. | He may be anti-nerd. |
| 147 | 00:09:40,934 | 00:09:43,402 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
| 148 | 00:09:43,470 | 00:09:45,904 | Why does this always have to poke its ugly head out? | Why does this always have to poke its ugly head out? |
| 149 | 00:09:45,973 | 00:09:49,306 | Indeed. We need to nip this in the bud. | Indeed. We need to nip this in the bud. |
| 150 | 00:09:49,376 | 00:09:54,006 | Booger, I want you to know I take my job as best man very seriously. | Booger, I want you to know I take my job as best man very seriously. |
| 151 | 00:09:54,081 | 00:09:57,642 | And I will take care of everything, including Jeanie's old man. | And I will take care of everything, including Jeanie's old man. |
| 152 | 00:09:57,718 | 00:10:00,551 | Never fear, Skolnick's here. | Never fear, Skolnick's here. |
| 153 | 00:10:00,621 | 00:10:03,181 | I love you, you big galoot. | I love you, you big galoot. |
| 154 | 00:10:03,257 | 00:10:05,748 | I feel better already. | I feel better already. |
| 155 | 00:10:05,893 | 00:10:08,828 | Hey, here comes the gang. | Hey, here comes the gang. |
| 156 | 00:10:08,896 | 00:10:12,457 | Hey, guys! | Hey, guys! |
| 157 | 00:10:23,744 | 00:10:26,713 | - Lamar! - Party, party, party! | - Lamar! - Party, party, party! |
| 158 | 00:10:26,780 | 00:10:30,375 | Booger! | Booger! |
| 159 | 00:10:30,450 | 00:10:33,613 | Nerds are here! | Nerds are here! |
| 160 | 00:10:33,687 | 00:10:36,019 | - Takashi! - Booger! | - Takashi! - Booger! |
| 161 | 00:10:37,958 | 00:10:40,927 | - Lewis! Hi, Lewis. - Takash, how are you? Good to see you. | - Lewis! Hi, Lewis. - Takash, how are you? Good to see you. |
| 162 | 00:10:40,994 | 00:10:44,225 | Oh, Betty! Betty so big. | Oh, Betty! Betty so big. |
| 163 | 00:10:44,298 | 00:10:47,358 | Oh, look at you! | Oh, look at you! |
| 164 | 00:10:47,434 | 00:10:50,562 | - Oh, Judy! - Uncle Lewis! | - Oh, Judy! - Uncle Lewis! |
| 165 | 00:10:50,637 | 00:10:53,401 | - Harold! Good trip? - It was great. | - Harold! Good trip? - It was great. |
| 166 | 00:10:53,473 | 00:10:56,408 | The bus driver said we were the first group ever... | The bus driver said we were the first group ever... |
| 167 | 00:10:56,476 | 00:10:59,912 | to make it all the way through "A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall." | to make it all the way through "A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall." |
| 168 | 00:10:59,980 | 00:11:02,073 | Yes! Hey! | Yes! Hey! |
| 169 | 00:11:02,149 | 00:11:05,414 | It's been delightful motoring with you. | It's been delightful motoring with you. |
| 170 | 00:11:05,485 | 00:11:08,249 | Trevor, how was the trip? | Trevor, how was the trip? |
| 171 | 00:11:08,322 | 00:11:10,347 | I only got carsick twice. | I only got carsick twice. |
| 172 | 00:11:10,424 | 00:11:12,984 | Oh! I'm proud of you, laddie. | Oh! I'm proud of you, laddie. |
| 173 | 00:11:18,065 | 00:11:20,499 | I am just so thrilled you all showed up. | I am just so thrilled you all showed up. |
| 174 | 00:11:22,302 | 00:11:25,271 | - Stan! - Hi, guys. | - Stan! - Hi, guys. |
| 175 | 00:11:25,339 | 00:11:28,206 | - Stan! - Booger! | - Stan! - Booger! |
| 176 | 00:11:28,275 | 00:11:30,743 | - Great to see you. - You too. | - Great to see you. - You too. |
| 177 | 00:11:30,811 | 00:11:32,904 | Oh, Betty, you're gonna make such a pretty mom. | Oh, Betty, you're gonna make such a pretty mom. |
| 178 | 00:11:34,848 | 00:11:36,782 | Stan, you are such a nerd. | Stan, you are such a nerd. |
| 179 | 00:11:36,850 | 00:11:40,047 | Yeah, I sure am. I'm selling software up in Silicon Valley. | Yeah, I sure am. I'm selling software up in Silicon Valley. |
| 180 | 00:11:40,120 | 00:11:42,418 | - That's fantastic. - I've never been happier in my whole life. | - That's fantastic. - I've never been happier in my whole life. |
| 181 | 00:11:45,926 | 00:11:48,793 | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! |
| 182 | 00:11:48,862 | 00:11:52,025 | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! |
| 183 | 00:11:52,099 | 00:11:54,090 | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! |
| 184 | 00:11:54,167 | 00:11:58,001 | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! |
| 185 | 00:12:00,941 | 00:12:04,570 | Hey, it looks like you're breaking out. | Hey, it looks like you're breaking out. |
| 186 | 00:12:04,645 | 00:12:07,773 | What are you talking about? I've always had a perfect complexion. | What are you talking about? I've always had a perfect complexion. |
| 187 | 00:12:08,849 | 00:12:10,783 | I think you've got the chicken pox. | I think you've got the chicken pox. |
| 188 | 00:12:19,226 | 00:12:23,322 | - Easy on the sauce, Aaron. - You don't think I'm gonna go through this sober? | - Easy on the sauce, Aaron. - You don't think I'm gonna go through this sober? |
| 189 | 00:12:23,397 | 00:12:25,888 | Come on, relax. It's not as bad as all that. | Come on, relax. It's not as bad as all that. |
| 190 | 00:12:25,966 | 00:12:28,958 | What is this dog hair doing here? We don't have a dog. | What is this dog hair doing here? We don't have a dog. |
| 191 | 00:12:29,036 | 00:12:32,164 | Excuse me. Do you prefer the salad forks to be chilled... | Excuse me. Do you prefer the salad forks to be chilled... |
| 192 | 00:12:32,239 | 00:12:34,332 | or the salad plates or both? | or the salad plates or both? |
| 193 | 00:12:34,408 | 00:12:37,002 | - Well- - Figure it out. | - Well- - Figure it out. |
| 194 | 00:12:37,077 | 00:12:39,272 | - Aaron! - Oh, I never. | - Aaron! - Oh, I never. |
| 195 | 00:12:39,346 | 00:12:43,749 | I cannot work in a vacuum. I need input. I need feedback. | I cannot work in a vacuum. I need input. I need feedback. |
| 196 | 00:12:43,817 | 00:12:46,251 | Romeo! Romeo! | Romeo! Romeo! |
| 197 | 00:12:46,320 | 00:12:48,880 | This is so unfair. | This is so unfair. |
| 198 | 00:12:48,955 | 00:12:52,482 | No one told me I would be catering a wedding for a bunch of nerds. | No one told me I would be catering a wedding for a bunch of nerds. |
| 199 | 00:12:52,559 | 00:12:55,756 | Romeo, don't leave, please. Please, no, no! | Romeo, don't leave, please. Please, no, no! |
| 200 | 00:12:55,829 | 00:12:58,821 | Eugene! | Eugene! |
| 201 | 00:13:10,344 | 00:13:13,279 | It looks as though the happy event is about to begin. | It looks as though the happy event is about to begin. |
| 202 | 00:13:14,514 | 00:13:17,142 | I worked hard my whole life. | I worked hard my whole life. |
| 203 | 00:13:17,217 | 00:13:22,849 | I started out at 13 selling cheap porcelain nicknacks door-to-door. | I started out at 13 selling cheap porcelain nicknacks door-to-door. |
| 204 | 00:13:22,923 | 00:13:25,118 | You know how hard that is? | You know how hard that is? |
| 205 | 00:13:25,192 | 00:13:27,183 | After she marries that nose-picking "jibony"... | After she marries that nose-picking "jibony"... |
| 206 | 00:13:27,260 | 00:13:29,956 | I can kiss my political career good-bye. | I can kiss my political career good-bye. |
| 207 | 00:13:30,030 | 00:13:32,260 | - Yeah. - Yeah. | - Yeah. - Yeah. |
| 208 | 00:13:32,332 | 00:13:35,859 | And you can kiss taking over Humphrey Industries good-bye. | And you can kiss taking over Humphrey Industries good-bye. |
| 209 | 00:13:37,804 | 00:13:41,706 | It's amazing he'll let you live there. You'll have your own computer room. | It's amazing he'll let you live there. You'll have your own computer room. |
| 210 | 00:13:41,775 | 00:13:44,801 | You know, there's two days before the wedding. | You know, there's two days before the wedding. |
| 211 | 00:13:44,878 | 00:13:47,870 | - A lot of things could happen. - Like what? | - A lot of things could happen. - Like what? |
| 212 | 00:13:47,948 | 00:13:51,645 | Engagements get canceled all the time for all sorts of reasons. | Engagements get canceled all the time for all sorts of reasons. |
| 213 | 00:13:51,718 | 00:13:53,709 | You mean break up the wedding? | You mean break up the wedding? |
| 214 | 00:13:53,787 | 00:13:56,585 | We all want what's best for the family. | We all want what's best for the family. |
| 215 | 00:13:56,656 | 00:13:59,181 | Break up my daughter's wedding? | Break up my daughter's wedding? |
| 216 | 00:13:59,259 | 00:14:01,853 | Don't even think about it. You got a nasty mind, Chip. | Don't even think about it. You got a nasty mind, Chip. |
| 217 | 00:14:01,928 | 00:14:04,726 | I hate when you have a nasty mind. Break up my daughter's wedding. | I hate when you have a nasty mind. Break up my daughter's wedding. |
| 218 | 00:14:04,798 | 00:14:06,732 | Geez. | Geez. |
| 219 | 00:14:09,302 | 00:14:13,830 | In addition to ruining any chance of a political career... | In addition to ruining any chance of a political career... |
| 220 | 00:14:13,907 | 00:14:15,602 | think for one minute... | think for one minute... |
| 221 | 00:14:15,675 | 00:14:18,576 | what this will do to the family tree. | what this will do to the family tree. |
| 222 | 00:14:32,225 | 00:14:35,524 | You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... | You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... |
| 223 | 00:14:35,595 | 00:14:38,291 | but you can't pick your relatives. | but you can't pick your relatives. |
| 224 | 00:14:43,003 | 00:14:45,130 | Do whatever you have to do. | Do whatever you have to do. |
| 225 | 00:14:56,450 | 00:14:58,918 | Smile pretty. Smile pretty. | Smile pretty. Smile pretty. |
| 226 | 00:14:58,985 | 00:15:00,919 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 227 | 00:15:00,987 | 00:15:03,387 | Name tags. Name tags, anyone? | Name tags. Name tags, anyone? |
| 228 | 00:15:03,457 | 00:15:05,982 | Right there. Right there, a picture. | Right there. Right there, a picture. |
| 229 | 00:15:06,059 | 00:15:09,722 | Excuse me. Would you like a"Hello. My name is" tag? | Excuse me. Would you like a"Hello. My name is" tag? |
| 230 | 00:15:09,796 | 00:15:11,667 | How nerdy can you get? | How nerdy can you get? |
| 231 | 00:15:11,801 | 00:15:15,396 | Lois, what on earth are all these nerds doing here? | Lois, what on earth are all these nerds doing here? |
| 232 | 00:15:15,471 | 00:15:17,405 | They're Booger's friends. | They're Booger's friends. |
| 233 | 00:15:17,473 | 00:15:20,931 | Well, Aaron and Tippy must just be sick. | Well, Aaron and Tippy must just be sick. |
| 234 | 00:15:21,010 | 00:15:23,672 | Oh, Tippy seems okay, but it's killing my brother. | Oh, Tippy seems okay, but it's killing my brother. |
| 235 | 00:15:26,315 | 00:15:28,249 | Daddy. | Daddy. |
| 236 | 00:15:28,317 | 00:15:30,342 | Hi. Lewis Skolnick, best man. | Hi. Lewis Skolnick, best man. |
| 237 | 00:15:31,721 | 00:15:35,122 | - Figures. - Booger is just crazy about your daughter. | - Figures. - Booger is just crazy about your daughter. |
| 238 | 00:15:35,191 | 00:15:38,422 | He's gonna make a wonderful husband, and that's all that really matters. | He's gonna make a wonderful husband, and that's all that really matters. |
| 239 | 00:15:38,494 | 00:15:40,462 | - Right. - Once you get to know Booger... | - Right. - Once you get to know Booger... |
| 240 | 00:15:40,530 | 00:15:43,192 | you'll be very happy with what you see. | you'll be very happy with what you see. |
| 241 | 00:15:43,266 | 00:15:46,394 | I'll be very happy when I get away from you. | I'll be very happy when I get away from you. |
| 242 | 00:15:49,439 | 00:15:52,033 | Aaron, my dear man, I'm so sorry. | Aaron, my dear man, I'm so sorry. |
| 243 | 00:15:55,278 | 00:16:00,238 | You know, Booger, I do sense a bit of friction with your future father-in-law. | You know, Booger, I do sense a bit of friction with your future father-in-law. |
| 244 | 00:16:00,316 | 00:16:02,250 | - Friction? - Mm-hmm. | - Friction? - Mm-hmm. |
| 245 | 00:16:02,318 | 00:16:04,252 | He hates my guts. | He hates my guts. |
| 246 | 00:16:05,888 | 00:16:08,880 | Say hi to Stan. Stan, this is Lewis. Come in. | Say hi to Stan. Stan, this is Lewis. Come in. |
| 247 | 00:16:08,958 | 00:16:11,256 | I read you. I read you, Lewis. Over. | I read you. I read you, Lewis. Over. |
| 248 | 00:16:11,327 | 00:16:14,387 | Yeah, I just wanted to see how you're feeling, man. | Yeah, I just wanted to see how you're feeling, man. |
| 249 | 00:16:14,464 | 00:16:17,763 | Oh, pretty good. Just such a bummer I got the chicken pox. | Oh, pretty good. Just such a bummer I got the chicken pox. |
| 250 | 00:16:17,834 | 00:16:21,270 | I guess I was just too cool to get them as a kid. | I guess I was just too cool to get them as a kid. |
| 251 | 00:16:21,337 | 00:16:24,670 | You know, sometimes we just have to play the cards we're dealt. | You know, sometimes we just have to play the cards we're dealt. |
| 252 | 00:16:24,740 | 00:16:29,177 | Yeah. You're always so perceptive, Lewis. I wish I could be like you. | Yeah. You're always so perceptive, Lewis. I wish I could be like you. |
| 253 | 00:16:29,245 | 00:16:31,372 | Give it time, Stan. Over and out. | Give it time, Stan. Over and out. |
| 254 | 00:16:34,350 | 00:16:38,753 | Excuse me, Mr. Lewis, Mr. Booger. | Excuse me, Mr. Lewis, Mr. Booger. |
| 255 | 00:16:38,821 | 00:16:41,449 | Why is that buttocks squished up against the window... | Why is that buttocks squished up against the window... |
| 256 | 00:16:41,524 | 00:16:43,890 | like a pressed Devonshire ham? | like a pressed Devonshire ham? |
| 257 | 00:16:43,960 | 00:16:46,861 | Ogre! | Ogre! |
| 258 | 00:16:48,264 | 00:16:50,789 | - Lewey! - Ogre! How are you? | - Lewey! - Ogre! How are you? |
| 259 | 00:16:50,867 | 00:16:53,097 | - How you doing? See it? - Yeah, I saw it. | - How you doing? See it? - Yeah, I saw it. |
| 260 | 00:16:53,169 | 00:16:55,194 | - That's Ogre. - Oh. | - That's Ogre. - Oh. |
| 261 | 00:16:55,271 | 00:16:58,934 | - Ogre! - Little buddy! How you doing? | - Ogre! - Little buddy! How you doing? |
| 262 | 00:16:59,008 | 00:17:01,806 | Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! | Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! |
| 263 | 00:17:01,878 | 00:17:06,212 | Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! | Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! |
| 264 | 00:17:06,282 | 00:17:08,876 | This is the worst party we've ever been to. Good night. | This is the worst party we've ever been to. Good night. |
| 265 | 00:17:08,951 | 00:17:12,717 | This was unbelievable. Thank God my daughter's a lesbian. | This was unbelievable. Thank God my daughter's a lesbian. |
| 266 | 00:17:14,123 | 00:17:16,717 | - Ogre! Ogre! - Hey, did you see my buns? | - Ogre! Ogre! - Hey, did you see my buns? |
| 267 | 00:17:16,792 | 00:17:21,126 | - Uh-oh. - What? Who is it? | - Uh-oh. - What? Who is it? |
| 268 | 00:17:21,197 | 00:17:23,791 | - Mylan Whitfield. - Huh? | - Mylan Whitfield. - Huh? |
| 269 | 00:17:23,866 | 00:17:26,096 | The chairman of the Republican party. | The chairman of the Republican party. |
| 270 | 00:17:30,339 | 00:17:32,807 | Nice of you to come, Mylan. Could I get you a drink? | Nice of you to come, Mylan. Could I get you a drink? |
| 271 | 00:17:32,875 | 00:17:35,571 | The strongest one you've got. | The strongest one you've got. |
| 272 | 00:17:49,058 | 00:17:52,687 | I think this is a record. | I think this is a record. |
| 273 | 00:17:52,762 | 00:17:55,492 | The world's champ. | The world's champ. |
| 274 | 00:17:56,866 | 00:17:59,198 | I drink to that. | I drink to that. |
| 275 | 00:17:59,268 | 00:18:02,431 | Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. | Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. |
| 276 | 00:18:02,505 | 00:18:05,030 | That's your future son-in-law. | That's your future son-in-law. |
| 277 | 00:18:05,107 | 00:18:08,508 | And now a very special treat. | And now a very special treat. |
| 278 | 00:18:10,046 | 00:18:14,506 | - My fiancée's turn. - Oh. | - My fiancée's turn. - Oh. |
| 279 | 00:18:14,584 | 00:18:19,180 | Oh, no, Jeanie, please. Don't do it, please. Please, don't, please. | Oh, no, Jeanie, please. Don't do it, please. Please, don't, please. |
| 280 | 00:18:19,255 | 00:18:23,351 | Okay. Okay. | Okay. Okay. |
| 281 | 00:18:23,426 | 00:18:25,223 | Don't do it, please. Don't do it. | Don't do it, please. Don't do it. |
| 282 | 00:18:34,537 | 00:18:38,735 | She's doing a good job. | She's doing a good job. |
| 283 | 00:18:38,808 | 00:18:41,038 | Booger must be so proud. | Booger must be so proud. |
| 284 | 00:18:43,879 | 00:18:45,813 | - Wow! - Can you believe it? | - Wow! - Can you believe it? |
| 285 | 00:18:48,651 | 00:18:52,246 | - Whoo! - She's got the croup. | - Whoo! - She's got the croup. |
| 286 | 00:18:53,823 | 00:18:57,816 | MyJeanie, she can belch with the best of them. | MyJeanie, she can belch with the best of them. |
| 287 | 00:19:01,230 | 00:19:05,189 | Hey, your sorority sisters are here. It's the Omega Mu's. | Hey, your sorority sisters are here. It's the Omega Mu's. |
| 288 | 00:19:13,175 | 00:19:15,370 | They're all voters, Mylan. | They're all voters, Mylan. |
| 289 | 00:19:16,545 | 00:19:18,240 | Booger! Booger! Booger! | Booger! Booger! Booger! |
| 290 | 00:19:18,314 | 00:19:22,341 | Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. | Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. |
| 291 | 00:19:22,418 | 00:19:24,682 | Why are they always chanting? | Why are they always chanting? |
| 292 | 00:19:24,754 | 00:19:29,987 | You see, the younger generation today, they- they- | You see, the younger generation today, they- they- |
| 293 | 00:19:30,059 | 00:19:32,323 | I think it's kind of fun. | I think it's kind of fun. |
| 294 | 00:19:32,395 | 00:19:34,420 | You're wearing two different socks. | You're wearing two different socks. |
| 295 | 00:19:35,765 | 00:19:38,427 | Well, I wanna welcome you all to the wedding... | Well, I wanna welcome you all to the wedding... |
| 296 | 00:19:38,501 | 00:19:40,435 | that none of us ever thought would happen. | that none of us ever thought would happen. |
| 297 | 00:19:40,503 | 00:19:44,803 | I guess hell must have frozen over after all. | I guess hell must have frozen over after all. |
| 298 | 00:19:47,543 | 00:19:50,637 | Come on now. | Come on now. |
| 299 | 00:19:50,713 | 00:19:52,772 | Boom! | Boom! |
| 300 | 00:19:52,848 | 00:19:56,545 | But, Jeanie, you don't know about this... | But, Jeanie, you don't know about this... |
| 301 | 00:19:56,619 | 00:20:00,055 | but I'm going to sing a little song for you. | but I'm going to sing a little song for you. |
| 302 | 00:20:00,122 | 00:20:05,287 | It's something that I think of whenever I think of you. | It's something that I think of whenever I think of you. |
| 303 | 00:21:08,257 | 00:21:10,953 | - Sorry, Aaron, gotta go. - You will come to the bridal shower? | - Sorry, Aaron, gotta go. - You will come to the bridal shower? |
| 304 | 00:21:11,026 | 00:21:13,551 | No can do. Important engagement. | No can do. Important engagement. |
| 305 | 00:21:16,766 | 00:21:19,428 | - I thought you were gonna do something. - I'm working on it. | - I thought you were gonna do something. - I'm working on it. |
| 306 | 00:21:19,502 | 00:21:23,370 | - I'm gonna start first thing in the morning. - Start now, doofus. | - I'm gonna start first thing in the morning. - Start now, doofus. |
| 307 | 00:21:27,376 | 00:21:29,037 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 308 | 00:21:34,950 | 00:21:37,077 | For those of you in the audience here... | For those of you in the audience here... |
| 309 | 00:21:37,153 | 00:21:40,680 | who are blues aficionados, we have a little, uh- | who are blues aficionados, we have a little, uh- |
| 310 | 00:21:40,756 | 00:21:43,691 | It's a little bit dissonant, but I think you'll like it... | It's a little bit dissonant, but I think you'll like it... |
| 311 | 00:21:43,759 | 00:21:46,626 | 'cause with the fluteophones, it's kind of special. | 'cause with the fluteophones, it's kind of special. |
| 312 | 00:21:46,695 | 00:21:49,562 | Flutes up. | Flutes up. |
| 313 | 00:21:49,632 | 00:21:53,591 | A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three. | A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three. |
| 314 | 00:21:53,669 | 00:21:55,660 | Even I can't take this. Good night. | Even I can't take this. Good night. |
| 315 | 00:22:36,879 | 00:22:39,143 | - Hey, can I cut in? - Sure thing. | - Hey, can I cut in? - Sure thing. |
| 316 | 00:22:41,350 | 00:22:44,080 | If I may. | If I may. |
| 317 | 00:22:44,153 | 00:22:48,749 | Betty, pregnant women have always made me boggy. | Betty, pregnant women have always made me boggy. |
| 318 | 00:22:48,824 | 00:22:52,692 | Oh, Booger. You're just incorrigible. | Oh, Booger. You're just incorrigible. |
| 319 | 00:22:52,761 | 00:22:56,822 | - I try to be. - Excuse me. | - I try to be. - Excuse me. |
| 320 | 00:22:56,899 | 00:23:01,131 | I just want you to know that I'm really happy for you. | I just want you to know that I'm really happy for you. |
| 321 | 00:23:01,203 | 00:23:03,967 | Booger lets you be yourself... | Booger lets you be yourself... |
| 322 | 00:23:04,039 | 00:23:07,566 | and I really like what I see. | and I really like what I see. |
| 323 | 00:23:07,643 | 00:23:11,579 | I can't believe this is coming out of the mouth of my perfect sister. | I can't believe this is coming out of the mouth of my perfect sister. |
| 324 | 00:23:11,647 | 00:23:15,743 | Who knows, maybe this wedding has really brought us together. | Who knows, maybe this wedding has really brought us together. |
| 325 | 00:23:17,453 | 00:23:19,921 | I love you, Jeanie. | I love you, Jeanie. |
| 326 | 00:23:19,989 | 00:23:22,082 | I love you, Gaylord. | I love you, Gaylord. |
| 327 | 00:23:22,157 | 00:23:25,649 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 328 | 00:23:28,597 | 00:23:32,089 | Oh, girls. | Oh, girls. |
| 329 | 00:23:32,167 | 00:23:35,398 | Once you go nerd, you'll never go back. | Once you go nerd, you'll never go back. |
| 330 | 00:23:39,108 | 00:23:42,271 | I would just die for your cheekbones. | I would just die for your cheekbones. |
| 331 | 00:23:42,344 | 00:23:44,403 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 332 | 00:23:49,551 | 00:23:51,849 | Hey, handsome. | Hey, handsome. |
| 333 | 00:23:53,188 | 00:23:55,349 | Wanna dance? | Wanna dance? |
| 334 | 00:23:55,424 | 00:23:57,892 | Sure. | Sure. |
| 335 | 00:24:07,703 | 00:24:10,763 | Good show, Harold. | Good show, Harold. |
| 336 | 00:24:25,688 | 00:24:28,350 | What a prenuptial party. | What a prenuptial party. |
| 337 | 00:24:28,424 | 00:24:32,383 | Really, so enjoyable. Just tremendous. | Really, so enjoyable. Just tremendous. |
| 338 | 00:24:38,467 | 00:24:41,994 | Jeanie and her friends are having a good time. | Jeanie and her friends are having a good time. |
| 339 | 00:24:42,071 | 00:24:44,562 | Everybody who's important is gone. | Everybody who's important is gone. |
| 340 | 00:24:44,640 | 00:24:48,440 | - What an embarrassment. - No, no, no, look. Your sister's still here. | - What an embarrassment. - No, no, no, look. Your sister's still here. |
| 341 | 00:24:51,747 | 00:24:55,080 | My sister stays to the end of supermarket openings. | My sister stays to the end of supermarket openings. |
| 342 | 00:24:55,150 | 00:24:58,085 | Hey, Takashi, whatever happened to Gilbert? | Hey, Takashi, whatever happened to Gilbert? |
| 343 | 00:24:58,153 | 00:25:00,553 | - Mrs. Humphrey, can I have this dance? - Yes? | - Mrs. Humphrey, can I have this dance? - Yes? |
| 344 | 00:25:00,622 | 00:25:03,489 | - Oh, I don't think I could. - I think you could. | - Oh, I don't think I could. - I think you could. |
| 345 | 00:25:03,559 | 00:25:06,528 | There's a little nerd in everyone. | There's a little nerd in everyone. |
| 346 | 00:25:08,097 | 00:25:10,190 | There's no nerd in me, pal. | There's no nerd in me, pal. |
| 347 | 00:25:21,243 | 00:25:24,178 | Yo! Mama-san! | Yo! Mama-san! |
| 348 | 00:25:25,981 | 00:25:29,508 | Lois, wait! | Lois, wait! |
| 349 | 00:25:47,302 | 00:25:49,463 | Hey, you nerds really know how to party. | Hey, you nerds really know how to party. |
| 350 | 00:25:51,974 | 00:25:53,965 | I'm just getting started, baby. | I'm just getting started, baby. |
| 351 | 00:25:54,043 | 00:25:57,069 | Romeo, have you seen Chip? | Romeo, have you seen Chip? |
| 352 | 00:25:57,146 | 00:26:01,344 | Oh, sure, that's exactly what I have on my mind, worrying about where Chip is. | Oh, sure, that's exactly what I have on my mind, worrying about where Chip is. |
| 353 | 00:26:01,417 | 00:26:05,114 | Oh, gee, where could Chip be? Here, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip. | Oh, gee, where could Chip be? Here, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip. |
| 354 | 00:26:05,187 | 00:26:07,849 | Here, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip. | Here, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip. |
| 355 | 00:26:07,923 | 00:26:10,585 | How would you like to lose about 12 teeth? | How would you like to lose about 12 teeth? |
| 356 | 00:26:11,660 | 00:26:13,594 | Bitch. | Bitch. |
| 357 | 00:26:20,235 | 00:26:22,760 | I'm looking for dirt, scandal... | I'm looking for dirt, scandal... |
| 358 | 00:26:22,838 | 00:26:24,863 | some deviant behavior... | some deviant behavior... |
| 359 | 00:26:24,940 | 00:26:28,467 | a skeleton in a closet that would be so horrible... | a skeleton in a closet that would be so horrible... |
| 360 | 00:26:28,544 | 00:26:30,774 | it would break up a wedding. | it would break up a wedding. |
| 361 | 00:26:30,846 | 00:26:32,780 | And money's no object. | And money's no object. |
| 362 | 00:26:32,848 | 00:26:35,180 | How did you find me? | How did you find me? |
| 363 | 00:26:35,250 | 00:26:37,013 | Let's just say through a friend. | Let's just say through a friend. |
| 364 | 00:26:37,086 | 00:26:39,111 | And why do you wanna ruin the wedding? | And why do you wanna ruin the wedding? |
| 365 | 00:26:39,188 | 00:26:41,986 | Well, my father-in-law's thinking of getting into politics... | Well, my father-in-law's thinking of getting into politics... |
| 366 | 00:26:42,057 | 00:26:44,048 | and the groom would ruin his chances. | and the groom would ruin his chances. |
| 367 | 00:26:44,126 | 00:26:46,617 | If the father-in-law doesn't enter the political arena... | If the father-in-law doesn't enter the political arena... |
| 368 | 00:26:46,695 | 00:26:48,720 | you don't take over the family business. | you don't take over the family business. |
| 369 | 00:26:48,797 | 00:26:53,530 | Yes. Well, I suppose that would happen, but that's not my major concern. | Yes. Well, I suppose that would happen, but that's not my major concern. |
| 370 | 00:26:54,770 | 00:26:58,900 | - It's nerds, isn't it? - How did you know that? | - It's nerds, isn't it? - How did you know that? |
| 371 | 00:26:58,974 | 00:27:02,137 | - I'm a detective. - Wow. | - I'm a detective. - Wow. |
| 372 | 00:27:02,211 | 00:27:05,738 | I had a case with nerds a couple months ago. | I had a case with nerds a couple months ago. |
| 373 | 00:27:05,814 | 00:27:09,215 | They can be very slippery. | They can be very slippery. |
| 374 | 00:27:09,284 | 00:27:11,047 | How do I know you're any good? | How do I know you're any good? |
| 375 | 00:27:11,120 | 00:27:13,588 | You know the dirt on the royal family? | You know the dirt on the royal family? |
| 376 | 00:27:13,655 | 00:27:16,215 | You? | You? |
| 377 | 00:27:16,291 | 00:27:18,384 | Well, let's do business. | Well, let's do business. |
| 378 | 00:27:18,460 | 00:27:20,394 | All right. | All right. |
| 379 | 00:27:24,366 | 00:27:26,960 | - What's the groom's name? - Uh, Dudley Dawson. | - What's the groom's name? - Uh, Dudley Dawson. |
| 380 | 00:27:27,035 | 00:27:29,230 | But his friends call him "Booger." | But his friends call him "Booger." |
| 381 | 00:27:30,806 | 00:27:33,673 | - Well, that's the first thing in our favor. - What's that? | - Well, that's the first thing in our favor. - What's that? |
| 382 | 00:27:33,742 | 00:27:39,271 | With a name like Booger, it shouldn't be too hard to get dirt on him. Right? | With a name like Booger, it shouldn't be too hard to get dirt on him. Right? |
| 383 | 00:27:40,382 | 00:27:42,316 | Good night, Mr. Ogre. | Good night, Mr. Ogre. |
| 384 | 00:27:44,353 | 00:27:46,321 | Good night, Trevor. | Good night, Trevor. |
| 385 | 00:27:46,388 | 00:27:48,413 | Good night, Lamar. | Good night, Lamar. |
| 386 | 00:27:48,490 | 00:27:50,924 | - Good night, Judy. - Good night, Stan. | - Good night, Judy. - Good night, Stan. |
| 387 | 00:27:50,993 | 00:27:53,359 | Good night, Takashi. | Good night, Takashi. |
| 388 | 00:27:55,130 | 00:27:58,964 | Betty. | Betty. |
| 389 | 00:27:59,034 | 00:28:01,867 | - Hmm? - Why can't we videotape the birth? | - Hmm? - Why can't we videotape the birth? |
| 390 | 00:28:01,937 | 00:28:05,270 | I just don't want the whole world to see my privates. | I just don't want the whole world to see my privates. |
| 391 | 00:28:05,340 | 00:28:07,808 | But I've already bought a high-definition... | But I've already bought a high-definition... |
| 392 | 00:28:07,876 | 00:28:10,208 | Dolby stereo, 3-D helmet cam. | Dolby stereo, 3-D helmet cam. |
| 393 | 00:28:11,813 | 00:28:14,475 | You know you'll show the video to someone. | You know you'll show the video to someone. |
| 394 | 00:28:14,550 | 00:28:17,747 | I'm really surprised at you, Betty. | I'm really surprised at you, Betty. |
| 395 | 00:28:17,819 | 00:28:21,448 | Not having the confidence to think that I wouldn't show the video to someone. | Not having the confidence to think that I wouldn't show the video to someone. |
| 396 | 00:28:25,527 | 00:28:27,461 | Maybe I would. | Maybe I would. |
| 397 | 00:28:28,630 | 00:28:30,962 | - I probably would. - Hmm. | - I probably would. - Hmm. |
| 398 | 00:28:31,033 | 00:28:34,662 | I definitely would, but it's only because no one is prouder than I am... | I definitely would, but it's only because no one is prouder than I am... |
| 399 | 00:28:34,736 | 00:28:37,204 | of our unborn fetal son. | of our unborn fetal son. |
| 400 | 00:28:37,272 | 00:28:39,297 | And your privates. | And your privates. |
| 401 | 00:28:39,374 | 00:28:42,639 | Lewis Tarada Skolnick! | Lewis Tarada Skolnick! |
| 402 | 00:28:42,711 | 00:28:44,702 | Ow! Betty, I was only kidding. | Ow! Betty, I was only kidding. |
| 403 | 00:28:44,780 | 00:28:47,214 | - Ow! - Are you all right, honey? | - Ow! - Are you all right, honey? |
| 404 | 00:28:47,282 | 00:28:50,581 | I'm fine. I just have a little side ache. | I'm fine. I just have a little side ache. |
| 405 | 00:28:53,989 | 00:28:56,355 | You are so wonderful. | You are so wonderful. |
| 406 | 00:28:56,425 | 00:28:58,655 | I bet I'm the only woman in America... | I bet I'm the only woman in America... |
| 407 | 00:28:58,727 | 00:29:02,163 | to have a certified midwife as a husband. | to have a certified midwife as a husband. |
| 408 | 00:29:02,231 | 00:29:06,725 | That's because I don't want anybody but me delivering our unborn baby son. | That's because I don't want anybody but me delivering our unborn baby son. |
| 409 | 00:29:06,802 | 00:29:09,327 | Hey, Betty. | Hey, Betty. |
| 410 | 00:29:09,404 | 00:29:12,168 | - Hmm? - Would you like to have some pickles and ice cream? | - Hmm? - Would you like to have some pickles and ice cream? |
| 411 | 00:29:12,241 | 00:29:14,106 | Pickles, ice cream. Pickles, ice cream. | Pickles, ice cream. Pickles, ice cream. |
| 412 | 00:29:14,176 | 00:29:16,440 | I would love some pickles and ice cream. | I would love some pickles and ice cream. |
| 413 | 00:29:16,511 | 00:29:19,002 | - Oh, yea! - I'll be right back. | - Oh, yea! - I'll be right back. |
| 414 | 00:29:21,350 | 00:29:24,513 | Oh, honey, I don't want you to go now. It's after 3:00. | Oh, honey, I don't want you to go now. It's after 3:00. |
| 415 | 00:29:24,586 | 00:29:27,350 | If my unborn fetal son and my beloved wife... | If my unborn fetal son and my beloved wife... |
| 416 | 00:29:27,422 | 00:29:30,016 | want pickles and ice cream, I don't care what time it is. | want pickles and ice cream, I don't care what time it is. |
| 417 | 00:29:30,092 | 00:29:32,424 | Eskimo kiss? | Eskimo kiss? |
| 418 | 00:29:32,494 | 00:29:34,553 | - Butterfly. - Eskimo. | - Butterfly. - Eskimo. |
| 419 | 00:29:34,630 | 00:29:38,031 | - Butterfly. Butterfly. - Eskimo. Eskimo. | - Butterfly. Butterfly. - Eskimo. Eskimo. |
| 420 | 00:29:40,869 | 00:29:43,360 | I love you, you big nerd. | I love you, you big nerd. |
| 421 | 00:29:43,438 | 00:29:47,704 | I know you are, but what am I? | I know you are, but what am I? |
| 422 | 00:29:50,178 | 00:29:53,147 | - Booger. - Hey, Lewis. Where you going? | - Booger. - Hey, Lewis. Where you going? |
| 423 | 00:29:53,215 | 00:29:55,581 | I was just gonna take a cruise in the party truck... | I was just gonna take a cruise in the party truck... |
| 424 | 00:29:55,651 | 00:29:57,585 | and get Betty some pickles and ice cream. | and get Betty some pickles and ice cream. |
| 425 | 00:29:57,653 | 00:30:01,419 | - You're gonna make the best father. - You really think so? | - You're gonna make the best father. - You really think so? |
| 426 | 00:30:02,491 | 00:30:04,240 | I know so. | I know so. |
| 427 | 00:30:04,374 | 00:30:06,399 | Hey, you wanna come with? | Hey, you wanna come with? |
| 428 | 00:30:06,476 | 00:30:08,740 | No. | No. |
| 429 | 00:30:10,613 | 00:30:13,241 | Are you feeling all right, Booger? | Are you feeling all right, Booger? |
| 430 | 00:30:13,316 | 00:30:15,511 | Lewis, I'm gonna say something to you... | Lewis, I'm gonna say something to you... |
| 431 | 00:30:15,585 | 00:30:18,247 | that I would never tell anybody else in the world. | that I would never tell anybody else in the world. |
| 432 | 00:30:23,526 | 00:30:25,460 | I'm a little scared. | I'm a little scared. |
| 433 | 00:30:25,528 | 00:30:27,519 | Scared? You? | Scared? You? |
| 434 | 00:30:29,199 | 00:30:31,258 | Well, what are you scared about, Booger? | Well, what are you scared about, Booger? |
| 435 | 00:30:33,470 | 00:30:37,338 | I've been single a long time, Lewis. | I've been single a long time, Lewis. |
| 436 | 00:30:37,407 | 00:30:40,774 | I've enjoyed a lot of Mu's. | I've enjoyed a lot of Mu's. |
| 437 | 00:30:40,844 | 00:30:42,778 | My life has been blessed. | My life has been blessed. |
| 438 | 00:30:42,846 | 00:30:46,441 | And they've enjoyed you too, pal. | And they've enjoyed you too, pal. |
| 439 | 00:30:46,516 | 00:30:49,644 | Now I'm hanging it all up. | Now I'm hanging it all up. |
| 440 | 00:30:49,719 | 00:30:54,850 | But what happens if I run into a woman who really curdles my blood? | But what happens if I run into a woman who really curdles my blood? |
| 441 | 00:30:54,924 | 00:30:57,722 | 'Cause you know me, Lewis. You know how it is. | 'Cause you know me, Lewis. You know how it is. |
| 442 | 00:30:57,794 | 00:31:02,060 | Our eyes meet across a crowded room, and bammo. | Our eyes meet across a crowded room, and bammo. |
| 443 | 00:31:03,066 | 00:31:05,466 | We're talkin' "nutso" time. | We're talkin' "nutso" time. |
| 444 | 00:31:05,535 | 00:31:09,437 | Bananas. We're talking out of my brains... | Bananas. We're talking out of my brains... |
| 445 | 00:31:09,506 | 00:31:12,737 | can't control the faculties, the mind follows the genitals time. | can't control the faculties, the mind follows the genitals time. |
| 446 | 00:31:12,809 | 00:31:14,743 | Because that's what happens, Lewis... | Because that's what happens, Lewis... |
| 447 | 00:31:14,811 | 00:31:20,306 | anytime I meet a woman who really makes me wanna take a bath. | anytime I meet a woman who really makes me wanna take a bath. |
| 448 | 00:31:20,383 | 00:31:24,183 | Well, I have manly urges too, Booger, like any other red-blooded American male. | Well, I have manly urges too, Booger, like any other red-blooded American male. |
| 449 | 00:31:24,254 | 00:31:27,155 | Well, of course you do. How do you handle it? | Well, of course you do. How do you handle it? |
| 450 | 00:31:27,223 | 00:31:29,817 | I just think of Betty or computers. | I just think of Betty or computers. |
| 451 | 00:31:29,893 | 00:31:33,351 | No, see, not me. | No, see, not me. |
| 452 | 00:31:35,265 | 00:31:39,395 | I'm like a train wreck on the Long Island Railroad. | I'm like a train wreck on the Long Island Railroad. |
| 453 | 00:31:39,469 | 00:31:44,998 | I may see trouble down the tracks, but this trainman can't pull the switch. | I may see trouble down the tracks, but this trainman can't pull the switch. |
| 454 | 00:31:45,075 | 00:31:47,669 | Well, nobody likes to party more than I do, Booger. | Well, nobody likes to party more than I do, Booger. |
| 455 | 00:31:47,744 | 00:31:50,008 | Except for maybe you. | Except for maybe you. |
| 456 | 00:31:50,080 | 00:31:54,540 | But my life got so much better since I married Betty. And yours is going to too. | But my life got so much better since I married Betty. And yours is going to too. |
| 457 | 00:31:54,617 | 00:31:57,017 | Provided you're ready to compromise... | Provided you're ready to compromise... |
| 458 | 00:31:57,087 | 00:32:00,545 | and work hard, incredibly hard, on your impending union with Jean. | and work hard, incredibly hard, on your impending union with Jean. |
| 459 | 00:32:00,623 | 00:32:02,784 | You have to work really hard, huh? | You have to work really hard, huh? |
| 460 | 00:32:02,859 | 00:32:07,023 | It's not any harder than, say, designing cornering velocities for theJapanese Bullet Train. | It's not any harder than, say, designing cornering velocities for theJapanese Bullet Train. |
| 461 | 00:32:07,097 | 00:32:11,124 | But you should get some sleep. Tomorrow is a huge day for you. | But you should get some sleep. Tomorrow is a huge day for you. |
| 462 | 00:32:11,201 | 00:32:15,069 | You got the all-you-can-eat nerd bridal shower at the Rump Roast Room. | You got the all-you-can-eat nerd bridal shower at the Rump Roast Room. |
| 463 | 00:32:15,138 | 00:32:19,336 | And then there's my surprise theme bachelor stag party at night. | And then there's my surprise theme bachelor stag party at night. |
| 464 | 00:32:19,409 | 00:32:21,377 | You forgot about that, didn't you? | You forgot about that, didn't you? |
| 465 | 00:32:22,445 | 00:32:24,413 | You're gonna nail me, aren't you? | You're gonna nail me, aren't you? |
| 466 | 00:32:24,481 | 00:32:27,712 | You're darn tootin'. See ya, Booger. | You're darn tootin'. See ya, Booger. |
| 467 | 00:32:27,784 | 00:32:30,753 | - Hey, Lewis. - Yeah? | - Hey, Lewis. - Yeah? |
| 468 | 00:32:31,821 | 00:32:33,721 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
| 469 | 00:32:35,992 | 00:32:37,926 | I love you, Booger. | I love you, Booger. |
| 470 | 00:32:39,229 | 00:32:41,163 | I love you too. | I love you too. |
| 471 | 00:33:03,052 | 00:33:04,986 | Bibs, anyone? | Bibs, anyone? |
| 472 | 00:33:05,054 | 00:33:06,988 | Don't be bashful. It's all you can eat. | Don't be bashful. It's all you can eat. |
| 473 | 00:33:07,056 | 00:33:10,924 | So, Russia's in, you know, bad shape. | So, Russia's in, you know, bad shape. |
| 474 | 00:33:10,994 | 00:33:14,088 | Decentralization of the economy and the privatization of industry... | Decentralization of the economy and the privatization of industry... |
| 475 | 00:33:14,164 | 00:33:16,632 | while, you know, leading to these personal freedoms... | while, you know, leading to these personal freedoms... |
| 476 | 00:33:16,699 | 00:33:18,724 | it's cost some great hardships. | it's cost some great hardships. |
| 477 | 00:33:18,801 | 00:33:23,170 | That's why I, Ogre, I think I'm gonna go over there and see if I can help them out. | That's why I, Ogre, I think I'm gonna go over there and see if I can help them out. |
| 478 | 00:33:23,239 | 00:33:25,764 | You know what I mean? That's no good. | You know what I mean? That's no good. |
| 479 | 00:33:33,516 | 00:33:36,644 | - What the fu- - Say "cheese." | - What the fu- - Say "cheese." |
| 480 | 00:33:36,719 | 00:33:40,951 | - Cheese. - Okay, now stay there. | - Cheese. - Okay, now stay there. |
| 481 | 00:33:43,026 | 00:33:46,621 | - Lewis to Stan. Come in, Stan. - I read you Lewis. Over. | - Lewis to Stan. Come in, Stan. - I read you Lewis. Over. |
| 482 | 00:33:46,696 | 00:33:49,790 | Uh, listen. This is your 2:00 pox report. How you feeling, Stan? | Uh, listen. This is your 2:00 pox report. How you feeling, Stan? |
| 483 | 00:33:49,866 | 00:33:52,630 | Much better now, thanks toJudy. | Much better now, thanks toJudy. |
| 484 | 00:33:52,702 | 00:33:55,796 | If you don't take care of the pox, they can scab and leave scars. | If you don't take care of the pox, they can scab and leave scars. |
| 485 | 00:33:55,872 | 00:33:58,363 | - Over and out. - Honey. | - Over and out. - Honey. |
| 486 | 00:33:58,441 | 00:34:01,672 | - Hmm? - What's Trevor Gulf doing? | - Hmm? - What's Trevor Gulf doing? |
| 487 | 00:34:01,744 | 00:34:04,304 | L-I think he's mooning us. | L-I think he's mooning us. |
| 488 | 00:34:04,380 | 00:34:06,314 | That's not a moon. That's the San Joaquin Valley. | That's not a moon. That's the San Joaquin Valley. |
| 489 | 00:34:06,382 | 00:34:10,512 | - Trevor, no! - Oh, big smile. | - Trevor, no! - Oh, big smile. |
| 490 | 00:34:10,587 | 00:34:14,387 | Trevor, come on. It isn't nice to moon. | Trevor, come on. It isn't nice to moon. |
| 491 | 00:34:14,457 | 00:34:17,756 | - Oh, it isn't? - No, it isn't. | - Oh, it isn't? - No, it isn't. |
| 492 | 00:34:17,827 | 00:34:21,285 | - Mr. Ogre mooned. - Well, you see, Trevor... | - Mr. Ogre mooned. - Well, you see, Trevor... |
| 493 | 00:34:21,364 | 00:34:24,162 | Mr. Ogre's a converted nerd, okay? | Mr. Ogre's a converted nerd, okay? |
| 494 | 00:34:24,234 | 00:34:28,364 | He used to be a jock. He's still a little rough around the edges. | He used to be a jock. He's still a little rough around the edges. |
| 495 | 00:34:28,438 | 00:34:31,100 | Jacques? Is he from France? | Jacques? Is he from France? |
| 496 | 00:34:35,778 | 00:34:39,646 | - My condolences, Aaron. - You gotta take the good with the bad. | - My condolences, Aaron. - You gotta take the good with the bad. |
| 497 | 00:34:39,716 | 00:34:42,947 | - Sorry, Aaron. - Hey, if it's not one thing, it's another. | - Sorry, Aaron. - Hey, if it's not one thing, it's another. |
| 498 | 00:34:43,987 | 00:34:46,182 | Mylan, thank you for coming. | Mylan, thank you for coming. |
| 499 | 00:34:46,256 | 00:34:48,190 | Thank you for sending the limo for me. | Thank you for sending the limo for me. |
| 500 | 00:34:48,258 | 00:34:51,022 | Thank you for sending the bauble to my secretary. | Thank you for sending the bauble to my secretary. |
| 501 | 00:34:51,094 | 00:34:54,257 | And the entire party thanks you for sending the check. | And the entire party thanks you for sending the check. |
| 502 | 00:34:54,330 | 00:34:57,561 | Just being a good Republican, Mylan. | Just being a good Republican, Mylan. |
| 503 | 00:34:57,634 | 00:35:00,194 | Come along, dear. | Come along, dear. |
| 504 | 00:35:00,270 | 00:35:02,431 | Nice seeing you again, Flo. | Nice seeing you again, Flo. |
| 505 | 00:35:05,675 | 00:35:09,042 | - I've done a little homework on Dudley "Booger" Dawson. - Oh, yeah? | - I've done a little homework on Dudley "Booger" Dawson. - Oh, yeah? |
| 506 | 00:35:09,112 | 00:35:11,444 | - He's an attorney all right. - Well, that's good. | - He's an attorney all right. - Well, that's good. |
| 507 | 00:35:11,514 | 00:35:13,607 | A personal injury attorney. | A personal injury attorney. |
| 508 | 00:35:13,683 | 00:35:16,243 | He's an ambulance chaser? | He's an ambulance chaser? |
| 509 | 00:35:17,453 | 00:35:20,115 | It just gets worse. | It just gets worse. |
| 510 | 00:35:20,189 | 00:35:23,625 | - Well, it'll all be over soon. - What are you gonna do? | - Well, it'll all be over soon. - What are you gonna do? |
| 511 | 00:35:23,693 | 00:35:26,355 | You just get ready for a bombshell. | You just get ready for a bombshell. |
| 512 | 00:35:30,300 | 00:35:32,768 | Ogre, thanks, man. | Ogre, thanks, man. |
| 513 | 00:35:32,835 | 00:35:35,895 | That's-That's really thoughtful. | That's-That's really thoughtful. |
| 514 | 00:35:35,972 | 00:35:37,906 | It was really expensive. | It was really expensive. |
| 515 | 00:35:37,974 | 00:35:43,674 | So, uh, I guess it's on to Lewis and Betty's present, huh? | So, uh, I guess it's on to Lewis and Betty's present, huh? |
| 516 | 00:35:49,852 | 00:35:52,047 | Oh, wow! | Oh, wow! |
| 517 | 00:35:52,121 | 00:35:56,251 | - Look at that. - A ski exerciser! | - Look at that. - A ski exerciser! |
| 518 | 00:35:56,326 | 00:35:59,352 | I've been dying for one of these! | I've been dying for one of these! |
| 519 | 00:35:59,429 | 00:36:02,956 | - Have you? - Boss! | - Have you? - Boss! |
| 520 | 00:36:03,032 | 00:36:06,263 | They now have anything ever sold on an infomercial. | They now have anything ever sold on an infomercial. |
| 521 | 00:36:06,336 | 00:36:08,270 | Oh, shut up, Aaron. | Oh, shut up, Aaron. |
| 522 | 00:36:08,338 | 00:36:12,297 | Hey, everybody, everybody, Booger's parents are here! | Hey, everybody, everybody, Booger's parents are here! |
| 523 | 00:36:12,375 | 00:36:16,812 | Mr. And Mrs. Booger! Mr. And Mrs. Booger! | Mr. And Mrs. Booger! Mr. And Mrs. Booger! |
| 524 | 00:36:16,879 | 00:36:20,110 | Mom? Dad! | Mom? Dad! |
| 525 | 00:36:23,453 | 00:36:25,944 | They look like they just fell off a pickle truck. | They look like they just fell off a pickle truck. |
| 526 | 00:36:26,022 | 00:36:29,219 | - Chip! - Folks, everybody, excuse me. | - Chip! - Folks, everybody, excuse me. |
| 527 | 00:36:29,292 | 00:36:31,226 | These are my parents. | These are my parents. |
| 528 | 00:36:36,699 | 00:36:40,135 | We're so glad that you're here, Mr. And Mrs. Dawson. | We're so glad that you're here, Mr. And Mrs. Dawson. |
| 529 | 00:36:43,606 | 00:36:46,234 | I am flabbergasted. | I am flabbergasted. |
| 530 | 00:36:46,309 | 00:36:50,473 | We would both like to thank all of you from the bottom of our hearts... | We would both like to thank all of you from the bottom of our hearts... |
| 531 | 00:36:50,546 | 00:36:53,811 | for this wonderful shower you're throwing us. | for this wonderful shower you're throwing us. |
| 532 | 00:36:53,883 | 00:36:57,979 | It's probably the first shower he's ever had. | It's probably the first shower he's ever had. |
| 533 | 00:37:01,224 | 00:37:04,591 | No, he showered regularly. Every other night in the summer... | No, he showered regularly. Every other night in the summer... |
| 534 | 00:37:04,660 | 00:37:06,594 | and weekly in the winter. | and weekly in the winter. |
| 535 | 00:37:15,405 | 00:37:19,671 | Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock. | Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock. |
| 536 | 00:37:19,742 | 00:37:24,111 | - Yeah! - Hold it, everybody. | - Yeah! - Hold it, everybody. |
| 537 | 00:37:24,180 | 00:37:27,172 | I'd like to offer my toast. | I'd like to offer my toast. |
| 538 | 00:37:27,250 | 00:37:29,718 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
| 539 | 00:37:33,923 | 00:37:36,790 | To Booger's love child. | To Booger's love child. |
| 540 | 00:37:39,529 | 00:37:41,861 | Love child? What are you talking about? | Love child? What are you talking about? |
| 541 | 00:37:43,533 | 00:37:46,058 | I'm talking about the daughter you had 12 years ago... | I'm talking about the daughter you had 12 years ago... |
| 542 | 00:37:46,135 | 00:37:49,229 | out of wedlock, with a young woman in Sandusky, Ohio. | out of wedlock, with a young woman in Sandusky, Ohio. |
| 543 | 00:37:49,305 | 00:37:52,035 | All right, Booger! Yeah, bud! | All right, Booger! Yeah, bud! |
| 544 | 00:37:54,977 | 00:38:00,882 | You have a child that my little girl doesn't know about? | You have a child that my little girl doesn't know about? |
| 545 | 00:38:00,950 | 00:38:03,475 | I am appalled, Booger. Appalled. | I am appalled, Booger. Appalled. |
| 546 | 00:38:03,553 | 00:38:06,716 | - And so is my wife. Right? See? - But- | - And so is my wife. Right? See? - But- |
| 547 | 00:38:06,789 | 00:38:08,723 | I don't know anything about this. | I don't know anything about this. |
| 548 | 00:38:08,791 | 00:38:11,589 | I have no child in Sandusky, Ohio. | I have no child in Sandusky, Ohio. |
| 549 | 00:38:11,661 | 00:38:14,323 | The hell you don't! | The hell you don't! |
| 550 | 00:38:14,397 | 00:38:17,059 | This is a fairly specious charge. | This is a fairly specious charge. |
| 551 | 00:38:17,133 | 00:38:19,567 | Where's your proof, Chip? | Where's your proof, Chip? |
| 552 | 00:38:19,635 | 00:38:22,570 | - Yeah, where's your proof, Chip? - Yeah. | - Yeah, where's your proof, Chip? - Yeah. |
| 553 | 00:38:24,307 | 00:38:26,241 | My proof is right here. | My proof is right here. |
| 554 | 00:38:28,077 | 00:38:32,070 | I'd like you to meet Detective First Class Chad Penrod. | I'd like you to meet Detective First Class Chad Penrod. |
| 555 | 00:38:32,148 | 00:38:36,608 | Detective Penrod, does Dudley Dawson, alias Booger... | Detective Penrod, does Dudley Dawson, alias Booger... |
| 556 | 00:38:36,686 | 00:38:41,646 | have or have not a 12-year-old child in Sandusky, Ohio? | have or have not a 12-year-old child in Sandusky, Ohio? |
| 557 | 00:38:41,724 | 00:38:44,625 | I checked the birth records in Sandusky and found... | I checked the birth records in Sandusky and found... |
| 558 | 00:38:44,694 | 00:38:47,128 | that on March 19, 1981... | that on March 19, 1981... |
| 559 | 00:38:47,196 | 00:38:49,596 | a certain Heidi Dawson... | a certain Heidi Dawson... |
| 560 | 00:38:49,665 | 00:38:52,327 | was born to a Miss Cathleen Turtle- | was born to a Miss Cathleen Turtle- |
| 561 | 00:38:52,401 | 00:38:56,303 | Turtletaub and a Mr. Dudley Dawson. | Turtletaub and a Mr. Dudley Dawson. |
| 562 | 00:38:56,372 | 00:38:58,806 | - Cool. - Wait! | - Cool. - Wait! |
| 563 | 00:38:58,875 | 00:39:02,436 | If the parents of the alleged love child were never married... | If the parents of the alleged love child were never married... |
| 564 | 00:39:02,512 | 00:39:07,279 | why isn't the child's name Heidi Turtletaub? | why isn't the child's name Heidi Turtletaub? |
| 565 | 00:39:07,350 | 00:39:11,787 | Exactly. Why isn't the child's name Heidi Turtletaub? | Exactly. Why isn't the child's name Heidi Turtletaub? |
| 566 | 00:39:11,854 | 00:39:14,118 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 567 | 00:39:15,458 | 00:39:17,392 | Beats me. | Beats me. |
| 568 | 00:39:17,460 | 00:39:20,896 | If the child were born to an unmarried mother... | If the child were born to an unmarried mother... |
| 569 | 00:39:20,963 | 00:39:26,333 | wouldn't the so-said mother haven't given the aforementioned daughter her last name? | wouldn't the so-said mother haven't given the aforementioned daughter her last name? |
| 570 | 00:39:27,703 | 00:39:29,637 | Well, I do know this. | Well, I do know this. |
| 571 | 00:39:29,705 | 00:39:32,731 | The child's nickname is Booger. | The child's nickname is Booger. |
| 572 | 00:39:32,808 | 00:39:35,174 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
| 573 | 00:39:35,244 | 00:39:37,474 | I think we should leave, Jeanie. | I think we should leave, Jeanie. |
| 574 | 00:39:37,547 | 00:39:40,175 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 575 | 00:39:40,249 | 00:39:43,343 | Do you wanna marry a man who doesn't tell you that he has a child? | Do you wanna marry a man who doesn't tell you that he has a child? |
| 576 | 00:39:43,419 | 00:39:45,979 | Who knows what he'll lie about next? | Who knows what he'll lie about next? |
| 577 | 00:39:46,055 | 00:39:48,683 | You saw The Crying Game. | You saw The Crying Game. |
| 578 | 00:39:48,758 | 00:39:51,591 | How do we know he even is a man? | How do we know he even is a man? |
| 579 | 00:39:53,763 | 00:39:56,493 | Don't you touch me! | Don't you touch me! |
| 580 | 00:39:56,632 | 00:39:58,998 | Get your hands off me! Don't you touch me! | Get your hands off me! Don't you touch me! |
| 581 | 00:39:59,068 | 00:40:00,592 | I caught you red-handed! | I caught you red-handed! |
| 582 | 00:40:00,670 | 00:40:02,604 | - Get off of me! - Hey, break it up! | - Get off of me! - Hey, break it up! |
| 583 | 00:40:02,672 | 00:40:06,608 | - Break it up! - I'm gonna tell everybody! Don't you get me started. | - Break it up! - I'm gonna tell everybody! Don't you get me started. |
| 584 | 00:40:06,676 | 00:40:08,610 | - I heard- - Word! | - I heard- - Word! |
| 585 | 00:40:08,678 | 00:40:12,045 | I can't believe what got into you two. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. | I can't believe what got into you two. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. |
| 586 | 00:40:13,883 | 00:40:16,750 | I'm especially surprised at you, Lamar. | I'm especially surprised at you, Lamar. |
| 587 | 00:40:16,819 | 00:40:19,083 | Now what was going on? | Now what was going on? |
| 588 | 00:40:19,155 | 00:40:22,022 | Well, Chip was crackin' on Booger's parents. | Well, Chip was crackin' on Booger's parents. |
| 589 | 00:40:22,091 | 00:40:24,457 | Crackin' on my parents? | Crackin' on my parents? |
| 590 | 00:40:26,128 | 00:40:28,289 | What kind of cracks, Chip? | What kind of cracks, Chip? |
| 591 | 00:40:28,364 | 00:40:31,458 | Booger. | Booger. |
| 592 | 00:40:31,534 | 00:40:35,265 | - As your best man, I strongly advise just let it go. - I'm not going to let it go. | - As your best man, I strongly advise just let it go. - I'm not going to let it go. |
| 593 | 00:40:35,338 | 00:40:38,535 | On the other hand, I'm prepared to explore other avenues with you as well. | On the other hand, I'm prepared to explore other avenues with you as well. |
| 594 | 00:40:38,608 | 00:40:41,805 | What kind of cracks, Chip? | What kind of cracks, Chip? |
| 595 | 00:40:41,877 | 00:40:45,574 | Chip said that your mama was so ugly, that the Elephant Man paid to see her. | Chip said that your mama was so ugly, that the Elephant Man paid to see her. |
| 596 | 00:40:51,721 | 00:40:57,091 | The point is you have a 12-year-old daughter in Sandusky, Ohio! | The point is you have a 12-year-old daughter in Sandusky, Ohio! |
| 597 | 00:40:57,159 | 00:41:01,095 | This has nothing to do with my having a child in Sandusky, Ohio. | This has nothing to do with my having a child in Sandusky, Ohio. |
| 598 | 00:41:01,163 | 00:41:03,393 | That isn't what this is about at all. | That isn't what this is about at all. |
| 599 | 00:41:04,834 | 00:41:08,326 | This is because I'm a nerd. | This is because I'm a nerd. |
| 600 | 00:41:09,505 | 00:41:11,439 | And it has been since the beginning. | And it has been since the beginning. |
| 601 | 00:41:11,507 | 00:41:13,441 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
| 602 | 00:41:13,509 | 00:41:16,910 | Why else would someone rummage through my private life with a detective? | Why else would someone rummage through my private life with a detective? |
| 603 | 00:41:16,979 | 00:41:21,916 | And then announce this... detestable fabrication... | And then announce this... detestable fabrication... |
| 604 | 00:41:21,984 | 00:41:25,579 | this- this- this tissue of lies... | this- this- this tissue of lies... |
| 605 | 00:41:25,655 | 00:41:28,852 | - on the happiest day of my life? - Oh, Booger. | - on the happiest day of my life? - Oh, Booger. |
| 606 | 00:41:30,526 | 00:41:33,427 | Hath not a nerd eyes? | Hath not a nerd eyes? |
| 607 | 00:41:34,930 | 00:41:37,194 | When you prick us, do we not bleed? | When you prick us, do we not bleed? |
| 608 | 00:41:38,668 | 00:41:42,502 | I am tired of the reckless allegations... | I am tired of the reckless allegations... |
| 609 | 00:41:42,571 | 00:41:44,596 | the snide snickering... | the snide snickering... |
| 610 | 00:41:44,674 | 00:41:47,939 | the talking behind backs, the sly innuendoes... | the talking behind backs, the sly innuendoes... |
| 611 | 00:41:48,010 | 00:41:50,535 | the looking down on us. | the looking down on us. |
| 612 | 00:41:53,783 | 00:41:56,877 | We are what we are. | We are what we are. |
| 613 | 00:41:56,952 | 00:41:59,318 | - Aren't we? - We are! | - Aren't we? - We are! |
| 614 | 00:41:59,388 | 00:42:02,949 | - And we're proud of what we are. - We are! | - And we're proud of what we are. - We are! |
| 615 | 00:42:03,025 | 00:42:06,358 | And we are not about to allow ourselves... | And we are not about to allow ourselves... |
| 616 | 00:42:06,429 | 00:42:09,489 | to be intimidated by a bunch of- | to be intimidated by a bunch of- |
| 617 | 00:42:09,565 | 00:42:12,466 | Booger, don't say it! | Booger, don't say it! |
| 618 | 00:42:12,535 | 00:42:17,495 | - Say it, Booger! - Nouveau-riche pigs! | - Say it, Booger! - Nouveau-riche pigs! |
| 619 | 00:42:19,408 | 00:42:21,342 | There you go. | There you go. |
| 620 | 00:42:22,745 | 00:42:27,341 | You have... the audacity... | You have... the audacity... |
| 621 | 00:42:27,416 | 00:42:30,146 | to utter the most... | to utter the most... |
| 622 | 00:42:30,219 | 00:42:33,814 | morally reprehensible slur to these... | morally reprehensible slur to these... |
| 623 | 00:42:35,157 | 00:42:37,921 | fine, upstanding... | fine, upstanding... |
| 624 | 00:42:37,993 | 00:42:40,484 | self-made businesspeople. | self-made businesspeople. |
| 625 | 00:42:42,431 | 00:42:45,127 | Shame on you, Booger. | Shame on you, Booger. |
| 626 | 00:42:45,201 | 00:42:47,260 | Shame on all of you nerds. | Shame on all of you nerds. |
| 627 | 00:42:47,336 | 00:42:48,826 | Ogre, no! | Ogre, no! |
| 628 | 00:43:00,282 | 00:43:02,512 | The prosecution rests. | The prosecution rests. |
| 629 | 00:43:02,585 | 00:43:05,679 | I've had it with you nerds! | I've had it with you nerds! |
| 630 | 00:43:07,123 | 00:43:09,114 | All right, everyone, just cool it! | All right, everyone, just cool it! |
| 631 | 00:43:12,361 | 00:43:15,888 | - Oh, what the hell. - We've got too much class for this kind of crap. | - Oh, what the hell. - We've got too much class for this kind of crap. |
| 632 | 00:43:16,932 | 00:43:19,196 | - Booger! - Jeanie! | - Booger! - Jeanie! |
| 633 | 00:43:19,268 | 00:43:24,365 | Booger! | Booger! |
| 634 | 00:44:06,949 | 00:44:10,180 | So you might have a daughter in Sandusky, Ohio, huh? | So you might have a daughter in Sandusky, Ohio, huh? |
| 635 | 00:44:13,222 | 00:44:16,089 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
| 636 | 00:44:17,159 | 00:44:19,150 | It's certainly possible. | It's certainly possible. |
| 637 | 00:44:20,596 | 00:44:25,863 | God knows my seed is as strong as an Alaskan salmon. | God knows my seed is as strong as an Alaskan salmon. |
| 638 | 00:44:27,503 | 00:44:30,529 | And I partied pretty hard in the early '80s. | And I partied pretty hard in the early '80s. |
| 639 | 00:44:32,007 | 00:44:33,941 | In Sandusky? | In Sandusky? |
| 640 | 00:44:35,444 | 00:44:39,039 | Apart from Akron, I probably spent more time in Sandusky... | Apart from Akron, I probably spent more time in Sandusky... |
| 641 | 00:44:39,114 | 00:44:41,207 | than any place on earth. | than any place on earth. |
| 642 | 00:44:43,886 | 00:44:45,820 | Damn it! | Damn it! |
| 643 | 00:44:48,824 | 00:44:51,952 | Everything was going so great. Now it's ruined. | Everything was going so great. Now it's ruined. |
| 644 | 00:44:56,131 | 00:44:58,497 | Booger. | Booger. |
| 645 | 00:45:01,704 | 00:45:03,638 | Your wedding isn't ruined. | Your wedding isn't ruined. |
| 646 | 00:45:05,374 | 00:45:07,308 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
| 647 | 00:45:07,376 | 00:45:11,904 | We just had a food fight. | We just had a food fight. |
| 648 | 00:45:13,182 | 00:45:16,743 | People don't have... | People don't have... |
| 649 | 00:45:18,220 | 00:45:22,156 | food fights at their... | food fights at their... |
| 650 | 00:45:22,224 | 00:45:24,158 | bridal showers! | bridal showers! |
| 651 | 00:45:24,226 | 00:45:26,217 | But I did. | But I did. |
| 652 | 00:45:27,596 | 00:45:30,156 | Some nouveau-riche guy... | Some nouveau-riche guy... |
| 653 | 00:45:30,232 | 00:45:32,996 | Iooked like he could have been a banker... | Iooked like he could have been a banker... |
| 654 | 00:45:33,068 | 00:45:36,037 | his mashing... | his mashing... |
| 655 | 00:45:36,105 | 00:45:41,168 | handfuls of garni up my nostrils! | handfuls of garni up my nostrils! |
| 656 | 00:45:43,078 | 00:45:45,012 | I know things look bleak. | I know things look bleak. |
| 657 | 00:45:46,482 | 00:45:48,347 | But they've been bleak before. | But they've been bleak before. |
| 658 | 00:45:48,481 | 00:45:51,450 | Do you remember at Adams College? | Do you remember at Adams College? |
| 659 | 00:45:51,517 | 00:45:53,610 | We were exiled from the dorms... | We were exiled from the dorms... |
| 660 | 00:45:53,686 | 00:45:56,280 | and forced to live in the gymnasium. | and forced to live in the gymnasium. |
| 661 | 00:45:56,355 | 00:45:58,585 | Do you remember in Fort Lauderdale... | Do you remember in Fort Lauderdale... |
| 662 | 00:45:58,658 | 00:46:02,219 | when we were persecuted into subjugation and incarcerated? | when we were persecuted into subjugation and incarcerated? |
| 663 | 00:46:02,295 | 00:46:06,425 | How about when Orrin Price framed me... | How about when Orrin Price framed me... |
| 664 | 00:46:06,499 | 00:46:08,592 | for embezzling... | for embezzling... |
| 665 | 00:46:08,668 | 00:46:12,832 | Adams College computer research funds? | Adams College computer research funds? |
| 666 | 00:46:12,905 | 00:46:17,274 | We may have been subjected to the yoke of nerd oppression before... | We may have been subjected to the yoke of nerd oppression before... |
| 667 | 00:46:17,343 | 00:46:21,575 | but we're not gonna be subjected to it again! | but we're not gonna be subjected to it again! |
| 668 | 00:46:21,647 | 00:46:25,640 | This wedding is not over! The son of a gun has just begun! | This wedding is not over! The son of a gun has just begun! |
| 669 | 00:46:28,087 | 00:46:30,954 | Come on, pal. | Come on, pal. |
| 670 | 00:46:42,001 | 00:46:45,459 | Meet me at the Wood Bridge in half an hour. | Meet me at the Wood Bridge in half an hour. |
| 671 | 00:46:48,374 | 00:46:50,365 | Please? | Please? |
| 672 | 00:46:53,012 | 00:46:55,003 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 673 | 00:46:56,649 | 00:47:01,018 | I'm sorry. Is this 555-4264? | I'm sorry. Is this 555-4264? |
| 674 | 00:47:02,355 | 00:47:05,950 | Knock, knock. Is this a private party? | Knock, knock. Is this a private party? |
| 675 | 00:47:07,126 | 00:47:09,060 | Have a drink, Chip. | Have a drink, Chip. |
| 676 | 00:47:09,128 | 00:47:11,790 | Thanks, Dad-Aaron. | Thanks, Dad-Aaron. |
| 677 | 00:47:14,133 | 00:47:18,092 | I'm taking a lot of flack from this from my wife. | I'm taking a lot of flack from this from my wife. |
| 678 | 00:47:18,171 | 00:47:21,038 | I thought the food fight was a nice plus though. | I thought the food fight was a nice plus though. |
| 679 | 00:47:21,107 | 00:47:25,976 | This is a career day for you, Chip. As a matter of fact... | This is a career day for you, Chip. As a matter of fact... |
| 680 | 00:47:26,045 | 00:47:29,503 | this is the first good thing I could ever remember you doing. | this is the first good thing I could ever remember you doing. |
| 681 | 00:47:29,582 | 00:47:31,982 | Come on. I've done lots of good things. | Come on. I've done lots of good things. |
| 682 | 00:47:32,051 | 00:47:33,985 | Name one. | Name one. |
| 683 | 00:47:34,053 | 00:47:37,648 | - Are you serious? - Name one. | - Are you serious? - Name one. |
| 684 | 00:47:39,358 | 00:47:41,826 | Well, there was, uh- | Well, there was, uh- |
| 685 | 00:47:41,894 | 00:47:43,828 | Uh- | Uh- |
| 686 | 00:47:43,896 | 00:47:47,559 | You don't do anything and I pay you a fortune. But look. | You don't do anything and I pay you a fortune. But look. |
| 687 | 00:47:47,633 | 00:47:50,158 | You made up for everything. You're the man... | You made up for everything. You're the man... |
| 688 | 00:47:50,236 | 00:47:53,672 | who drove the Booger man out of my daughter's life. | who drove the Booger man out of my daughter's life. |
| 689 | 00:47:58,444 | 00:48:00,571 | Daddy, I have to talk to you. | Daddy, I have to talk to you. |
| 690 | 00:48:00,646 | 00:48:02,546 | I'm so confused. | I'm so confused. |
| 691 | 00:48:04,483 | 00:48:07,680 | First of all, I just wanna thank you for being so concerned about me. | First of all, I just wanna thank you for being so concerned about me. |
| 692 | 00:48:07,753 | 00:48:10,017 | I know in my heart... | I know in my heart... |
| 693 | 00:48:10,089 | 00:48:12,990 | you only want what's best for me... | you only want what's best for me... |
| 694 | 00:48:13,059 | 00:48:15,550 | no matter what you say or do or how you behave. | no matter what you say or do or how you behave. |
| 695 | 00:48:17,863 | 00:48:21,822 | I sure do love that Booger though. | I sure do love that Booger though. |
| 696 | 00:48:21,901 | 00:48:25,098 | I can't believe he's got a kid he never told me about. | I can't believe he's got a kid he never told me about. |
| 697 | 00:48:32,979 | 00:48:35,607 | Kids-you gotta love 'em. | Kids-you gotta love 'em. |
| 698 | 00:48:40,186 | 00:48:44,122 | It, um- It is true, Chip? | It, um- It is true, Chip? |
| 699 | 00:48:44,190 | 00:48:46,385 | Is what true? | Is what true? |
| 700 | 00:48:48,060 | 00:48:51,928 | That, um, he has a child... | That, um, he has a child... |
| 701 | 00:48:51,998 | 00:48:54,057 | with an unwed mother and all that? | with an unwed mother and all that? |
| 702 | 00:48:54,133 | 00:48:57,625 | Yeah, sure it's true. The detective I hired found it. | Yeah, sure it's true. The detective I hired found it. |
| 703 | 00:48:57,703 | 00:49:02,402 | Because it, uh- it wouldn't be good if it wasn't true. | Because it, uh- it wouldn't be good if it wasn't true. |
| 704 | 00:49:02,475 | 00:49:07,503 | - It's true. - Then, uh-Then it's good. | - It's true. - Then, uh-Then it's good. |
| 705 | 00:49:07,580 | 00:49:11,846 | - 'Cause it's true. - Right. If it's true, it's good. | - 'Cause it's true. - Right. If it's true, it's good. |
| 706 | 00:49:11,917 | 00:49:14,750 | And, uh, I feel good about that. | And, uh, I feel good about that. |
| 707 | 00:49:14,820 | 00:49:16,651 | Good. | Good. |
| 708 | 00:49:38,244 | 00:49:40,735 | - Booger! - Jeanie! | - Booger! - Jeanie! |
| 709 | 00:49:43,749 | 00:49:46,718 | Let's go to our secret spot so no one will see us. | Let's go to our secret spot so no one will see us. |
| 710 | 00:49:48,654 | 00:49:52,647 | - I love you, Booger. - Oh, I love you too. | - I love you, Booger. - Oh, I love you too. |
| 711 | 00:49:52,725 | 00:49:56,957 | But marriage is about trust. No secrets from each other, remember? | But marriage is about trust. No secrets from each other, remember? |
| 712 | 00:49:57,029 | 00:49:59,054 | I don't have any secrets. | I don't have any secrets. |
| 713 | 00:50:00,266 | 00:50:02,700 | Well, what about that child in Sandusky, Ohio? | Well, what about that child in Sandusky, Ohio? |
| 714 | 00:50:02,768 | 00:50:06,636 | I don't have a child in Sandusky, Ohio! | I don't have a child in Sandusky, Ohio! |
| 715 | 00:50:07,973 | 00:50:10,806 | Why would Detective Penrod say that you did? | Why would Detective Penrod say that you did? |
| 716 | 00:50:10,876 | 00:50:12,810 | Well, I don't know! | Well, I don't know! |
| 717 | 00:50:12,878 | 00:50:15,608 | I don't even know who Detective Penrod is! | I don't even know who Detective Penrod is! |
| 718 | 00:50:15,681 | 00:50:19,981 | I'm a condemned man and I don't have a child! | I'm a condemned man and I don't have a child! |
| 719 | 00:50:22,388 | 00:50:25,152 | I believe you, Booger. | I believe you, Booger. |
| 720 | 00:50:26,826 | 00:50:28,760 | You do? | You do? |
| 721 | 00:50:28,828 | 00:50:31,820 | Yes, because marriage is about trust. | Yes, because marriage is about trust. |
| 722 | 00:50:31,897 | 00:50:37,199 | And I trust you... completely. | And I trust you... completely. |
| 723 | 00:50:39,271 | 00:50:43,037 | All I know is that I love you and I think we should continue the wedding. | All I know is that I love you and I think we should continue the wedding. |
| 724 | 00:50:43,109 | 00:50:45,942 | Oh, Booger, I- I don't know what to do. | Oh, Booger, I- I don't know what to do. |
| 725 | 00:50:46,011 | 00:50:50,914 | L- I don't know. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. | L- I don't know. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. |
| 726 | 00:50:52,351 | 00:50:54,945 | I, uh- | I, uh- |
| 727 | 00:50:55,020 | 00:50:57,079 | I know it's a day early, but... | I know it's a day early, but... |
| 728 | 00:51:00,025 | 00:51:03,392 | I'd like you to read my valentine. | I'd like you to read my valentine. |
| 729 | 00:51:11,804 | 00:51:13,795 | Open it up. | Open it up. |
| 730 | 00:51:14,807 | 00:51:16,866 | A cow. | A cow. |
| 731 | 00:51:20,579 | 00:51:23,639 | "An empty spot was on my heart... | "An empty spot was on my heart... |
| 732 | 00:51:23,716 | 00:51:26,913 | "until I met you, O Valentine. | "until I met you, O Valentine. |
| 733 | 00:51:26,986 | 00:51:30,444 | "Then the spot filled in. My heart was whole. | "Then the spot filled in. My heart was whole. |
| 734 | 00:51:30,523 | 00:51:35,017 | "I could love for the first time in my life... | "I could love for the first time in my life... |
| 735 | 00:51:35,094 | 00:51:39,121 | "now that you are going to become... | "now that you are going to become... |
| 736 | 00:51:42,168 | 00:51:44,159 | my wife." | my wife." |
| 737 | 00:51:48,040 | 00:51:53,137 | - The hell with my dad! - That's exactly what I'd hoped you'd say. | - The hell with my dad! - That's exactly what I'd hoped you'd say. |
| 738 | 00:51:55,981 | 00:51:58,609 | Again. | Again. |
| 739 | 00:52:04,156 | 00:52:08,320 | I can't tell you what it does to hear you moo again. | I can't tell you what it does to hear you moo again. |
| 740 | 00:52:14,867 | 00:52:17,597 | - Oh, Booger! - Jeanie! | - Oh, Booger! - Jeanie! |
| 741 | 00:52:30,082 | 00:52:32,744 | - It's on! - What's on? | - It's on! - What's on? |
| 742 | 00:52:32,818 | 00:52:35,309 | The wedding is on again! | The wedding is on again! |
| 743 | 00:52:35,387 | 00:52:39,255 | First it's on, then it's off. Now it's on again. | First it's on, then it's off. Now it's on again. |
| 744 | 00:52:39,325 | 00:52:41,555 | I am on an emotional roller coaster. | I am on an emotional roller coaster. |
| 745 | 00:52:41,627 | 00:52:44,619 | I am not a yo-yo. | I am not a yo-yo. |
| 746 | 00:52:51,036 | 00:52:54,631 | How can the wedding be on? We all can't even be in the same room together. | How can the wedding be on? We all can't even be in the same room together. |
| 747 | 00:52:54,707 | 00:52:56,732 | Never in the history of weddings... | Never in the history of weddings... |
| 748 | 00:52:56,809 | 00:52:59,710 | has there ever been a clearer case of incompatibility. | has there ever been a clearer case of incompatibility. |
| 749 | 00:52:59,778 | 00:53:04,477 | Aaron, Jeanie is thrilled. Think about her for once. | Aaron, Jeanie is thrilled. Think about her for once. |
| 750 | 00:53:04,550 | 00:53:07,781 | I am thinking about her. The man is a liar and a child deserter. | I am thinking about her. The man is a liar and a child deserter. |
| 751 | 00:53:07,853 | 00:53:11,448 | If she goes through with this wedding, I'm not gonna have anything to do with it! | If she goes through with this wedding, I'm not gonna have anything to do with it! |
| 752 | 00:53:11,524 | 00:53:14,789 | Zero, nothing, nada, zip! | Zero, nothing, nada, zip! |
| 753 | 00:53:14,860 | 00:53:17,693 | Ow! | Ow! |
| 754 | 00:53:17,763 | 00:53:21,164 | Okay, anybody who feels that Booger could have... | Okay, anybody who feels that Booger could have... |
| 755 | 00:53:21,233 | 00:53:24,396 | an illegitimate child in Sandusky, Ohio, raise your right hands. | an illegitimate child in Sandusky, Ohio, raise your right hands. |
| 756 | 00:53:29,108 | 00:53:31,235 | Opposed? | Opposed? |
| 757 | 00:53:31,310 | 00:53:33,710 | - You don't think it's possible? - No, I do not. | - You don't think it's possible? - No, I do not. |
| 758 | 00:53:33,779 | 00:53:36,077 | Booger may be Booger, but he always took precautions. | Booger may be Booger, but he always took precautions. |
| 759 | 00:53:36,148 | 00:53:40,585 | - That is right. He always did wear condoms. - Oh. Condom. | - That is right. He always did wear condoms. - Oh. Condom. |
| 760 | 00:53:40,653 | 00:53:43,349 | - So he couldn't have a child. - No way. | - So he couldn't have a child. - No way. |
| 761 | 00:53:46,859 | 00:53:51,228 | - Harold, where you going? - I don't know, but I would guess Aunt Lois's. | - Harold, where you going? - I don't know, but I would guess Aunt Lois's. |
| 762 | 00:53:51,297 | 00:53:53,458 | Are you scoring, Harold? | Are you scoring, Harold? |
| 763 | 00:53:53,532 | 00:53:56,865 | I certainly wouldn't tell you if I was. | I certainly wouldn't tell you if I was. |
| 764 | 00:53:56,936 | 00:54:00,372 | But I guarantee you I ain't going over there for breakfast. | But I guarantee you I ain't going over there for breakfast. |
| 765 | 00:54:10,749 | 00:54:13,377 | - It's on! - What's on? | - It's on! - What's on? |
| 766 | 00:54:13,452 | 00:54:15,420 | The wedding! | The wedding! |
| 767 | 00:54:24,697 | 00:54:27,063 | I thought you told me the love child was real. | I thought you told me the love child was real. |
| 768 | 00:54:27,132 | 00:54:29,930 | I didn't say she was real. I said it was a great idea. | I didn't say she was real. I said it was a great idea. |
| 769 | 00:54:30,002 | 00:54:35,099 | But it hasn't turned out to be such a great idea, has it? | But it hasn't turned out to be such a great idea, has it? |
| 770 | 00:54:35,174 | 00:54:39,304 | If Aaron finds out I've lied to him, I'm dead. He's gonna fire me. | If Aaron finds out I've lied to him, I'm dead. He's gonna fire me. |
| 771 | 00:54:39,378 | 00:54:43,109 | Hey, if he fires you, isn't he also cutting off his own daughter? | Hey, if he fires you, isn't he also cutting off his own daughter? |
| 772 | 00:54:43,182 | 00:54:47,118 | He's gonna give her an allowance that I'm not allowed to touch. | He's gonna give her an allowance that I'm not allowed to touch. |
| 773 | 00:54:47,186 | 00:54:50,280 | Well, that'd do it. | Well, that'd do it. |
| 774 | 00:54:50,356 | 00:54:54,315 | Relax. There are plenty of ways to ruin a wedding. | Relax. There are plenty of ways to ruin a wedding. |
| 775 | 00:54:54,393 | 00:54:56,953 | - Such as? - It's easy. | - Such as? - It's easy. |
| 776 | 00:54:57,029 | 00:54:59,122 | You know what bachelor parties are like. | You know what bachelor parties are like. |
| 777 | 00:54:59,198 | 00:55:02,326 | Beautiful women, liquor flowing, raw naked temptation. | Beautiful women, liquor flowing, raw naked temptation. |
| 778 | 00:55:02,401 | 00:55:04,631 | Booger's bound to succumb. | Booger's bound to succumb. |
| 779 | 00:55:04,703 | 00:55:08,264 | According to his bio, he's got the self-control of a brahma bull. | According to his bio, he's got the self-control of a brahma bull. |
| 780 | 00:55:08,340 | 00:55:10,604 | How would we- How would we show proof of this? | How would we- How would we show proof of this? |
| 781 | 00:55:10,676 | 00:55:13,270 | We'll make one of America's... | We'll make one of America's... |
| 782 | 00:55:13,345 | 00:55:16,041 | least funny home videos. | least funny home videos. |
| 783 | 00:55:20,819 | 00:55:22,810 | Do it. | Do it. |
| 784 | 00:55:24,523 | 00:55:28,118 | Hey. There's a horse here named Big Booger. | Hey. There's a horse here named Big Booger. |
| 785 | 00:55:39,004 | 00:55:42,030 | I missed the food fight. | I missed the food fight. |
| 786 | 00:55:42,107 | 00:55:45,304 | And now I'm gonna miss Booger's surprise theme bachelor party. | And now I'm gonna miss Booger's surprise theme bachelor party. |
| 787 | 00:55:45,377 | 00:55:47,868 | Well, not really, Stan. | Well, not really, Stan. |
| 788 | 00:55:47,946 | 00:55:51,347 | May I present to you and Judy a special Valentine's Day treat. | May I present to you and Judy a special Valentine's Day treat. |
| 789 | 00:55:51,417 | 00:55:55,717 | Try these on for size. Now, tonight when the bachelor party starts... | Try these on for size. Now, tonight when the bachelor party starts... |
| 790 | 00:55:55,788 | 00:55:59,986 | you simply turn on the TV, hit the function button on your remote. | you simply turn on the TV, hit the function button on your remote. |
| 791 | 00:56:00,059 | 00:56:03,586 | You might not be there, but you'll have the next best thing- | You might not be there, but you'll have the next best thing- |
| 792 | 00:56:03,662 | 00:56:07,257 | Skolnick Vision. | Skolnick Vision. |
| 793 | 00:56:07,332 | 00:56:09,266 | - Bye, guys. - Thanks, Lewis. | - Bye, guys. - Thanks, Lewis. |
| 794 | 00:56:09,334 | 00:56:11,996 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
| 795 | 00:56:19,078 | 00:56:22,309 | - Oh, I made it! - Great shot, Takashi. You owe me another 20 bucks. | - Oh, I made it! - Great shot, Takashi. You owe me another 20 bucks. |
| 796 | 00:56:22,381 | 00:56:25,214 | - Huh? - Sometimes when you win, you lose. Let's play for your watch. | - Huh? - Sometimes when you win, you lose. Let's play for your watch. |
| 797 | 00:56:25,284 | 00:56:27,445 | - Okay, thank you. - You're welcome. | - Okay, thank you. - You're welcome. |
| 798 | 00:56:27,519 | 00:56:31,319 | Red ball, middle pocket and you can call me London Fats. | Red ball, middle pocket and you can call me London Fats. |
| 799 | 00:56:35,094 | 00:56:38,120 | Here you go. A bumper pool tournament! | Here you go. A bumper pool tournament! |
| 800 | 00:56:38,197 | 00:56:40,859 | What an original idea for a bachelor party! | What an original idea for a bachelor party! |
| 801 | 00:56:40,933 | 00:56:43,265 | I knew that you would love it, Booger. | I knew that you would love it, Booger. |
| 802 | 00:56:43,335 | 00:56:46,270 | Is there gonna be a girlie show? | Is there gonna be a girlie show? |
| 803 | 00:56:46,338 | 00:56:48,465 | Mr. Dawson, that would be sexist. | Mr. Dawson, that would be sexist. |
| 804 | 00:56:48,540 | 00:56:51,805 | We believe it's possible to be entertained without demeaning women. | We believe it's possible to be entertained without demeaning women. |
| 805 | 00:56:51,877 | 00:56:55,938 | That's nice. But personally, I'd prefer a little skin. | That's nice. But personally, I'd prefer a little skin. |
| 806 | 00:56:57,416 | 00:57:01,250 | Hey, fellas, I got winners. | Hey, fellas, I got winners. |
| 807 | 00:57:02,921 | 00:57:05,947 | He's got a lot of nerve showing his face around here. | He's got a lot of nerve showing his face around here. |
| 808 | 00:57:06,024 | 00:57:08,686 | - Temper, temper. - Don't worry about it, Booger. | - Temper, temper. - Don't worry about it, Booger. |
| 809 | 00:57:08,761 | 00:57:11,628 | We got him under 24-hour surveillance. | We got him under 24-hour surveillance. |
| 810 | 00:57:11,697 | 00:57:14,598 | There's nothing he can do that we don't know about. | There's nothing he can do that we don't know about. |
| 811 | 00:57:17,035 | 00:57:18,969 | Hey, no lofting, Harold! | Hey, no lofting, Harold! |
| 812 | 00:57:19,037 | 00:57:22,734 | Nouveau riche! Nouveau riche! Nouveau riche! | Nouveau riche! Nouveau riche! Nouveau riche! |
| 813 | 00:57:22,808 | 00:57:25,299 | Nouveau riche! Nouveau riche! | Nouveau riche! Nouveau riche! |
| 814 | 00:57:25,377 | 00:57:29,245 | I really expected Aaron to be here tonight. | I really expected Aaron to be here tonight. |
| 815 | 00:57:29,314 | 00:57:31,509 | He doesn't want anything to do with the wedding. | He doesn't want anything to do with the wedding. |
| 816 | 00:57:31,583 | 00:57:34,780 | He might have extended me the courtesy of allowing me to know that. | He might have extended me the courtesy of allowing me to know that. |
| 817 | 00:57:34,853 | 00:57:36,787 | Nouveau riche! Nouveau riche! | Nouveau riche! Nouveau riche! |
| 818 | 00:57:36,855 | 00:57:40,256 | All right, all right, all right. All right! | All right, all right, all right. All right! |
| 819 | 00:57:40,325 | 00:57:42,190 | Nouveau- | Nouveau- |
| 820 | 00:57:42,261 | 00:57:45,059 | I know we had a little trouble today... | I know we had a little trouble today... |
| 821 | 00:57:45,130 | 00:57:48,258 | at the all-you-can-eat nerd bridal shower at the Rump Roast Room... | at the all-you-can-eat nerd bridal shower at the Rump Roast Room... |
| 822 | 00:57:48,333 | 00:57:50,528 | but, hey, that's behind us now, right? | but, hey, that's behind us now, right? |
| 823 | 00:57:50,602 | 00:57:52,968 | - We're adults. - Hold it, everybody. | - We're adults. - Hold it, everybody. |
| 824 | 00:57:53,038 | 00:57:55,939 | Lewis is right. | Lewis is right. |
| 825 | 00:57:56,008 | 00:57:59,136 | Even I've been a bit of a recalcitrant during this wedding... | Even I've been a bit of a recalcitrant during this wedding... |
| 826 | 00:57:59,211 | 00:58:02,840 | but now that I've gotten to know... Booger... | but now that I've gotten to know... Booger... |
| 827 | 00:58:02,915 | 00:58:06,544 | I realize that you and Jeanie are a perfect couple. | I realize that you and Jeanie are a perfect couple. |
| 828 | 00:58:06,618 | 00:58:10,782 | And I know that it's only the first step... | And I know that it's only the first step... |
| 829 | 00:58:10,856 | 00:58:15,520 | But I'm hoping that you will accept... | But I'm hoping that you will accept... |
| 830 | 00:58:15,594 | 00:58:17,528 | my dove of peace. | my dove of peace. |
| 831 | 00:58:23,602 | 00:58:26,366 | Miss Modem! | Miss Modem! |
| 832 | 00:58:28,273 | 00:58:32,369 | - Miss Numbers. - Come on! | - Miss Numbers. - Come on! |
| 833 | 00:58:34,413 | 00:58:36,904 | Miss Mainframe. | Miss Mainframe. |
| 834 | 00:58:36,982 | 00:58:41,214 | - Leave it to Chip to be sexist. - Me, me, me! | - Leave it to Chip to be sexist. - Me, me, me! |
| 835 | 00:58:41,286 | 00:58:43,481 | Miss Communication. | Miss Communication. |
| 836 | 00:58:45,257 | 00:58:47,657 | You know, they are sort of enjoyable. | You know, they are sort of enjoyable. |
| 837 | 00:58:47,726 | 00:58:50,490 | Miss Floppy Disk. | Miss Floppy Disk. |
| 838 | 00:58:59,605 | 00:59:02,039 | - I love you! - Come on! | - I love you! - Come on! |
| 839 | 00:59:13,018 | 00:59:15,851 | Hey, hey, hey. | Hey, hey, hey. |
| 840 | 00:59:15,921 | 00:59:18,515 | - I'll take care of him. - Go get him. | - I'll take care of him. - Go get him. |
| 841 | 00:59:18,590 | 00:59:22,526 | Hi, Booger. I'm your present. | Hi, Booger. I'm your present. |
| 842 | 00:59:31,103 | 00:59:33,867 | You feel so good! | You feel so good! |
| 843 | 00:59:40,545 | 00:59:43,309 | I can't take no more! | I can't take no more! |
| 844 | 00:59:51,957 | 00:59:54,824 | Take it off! | Take it off! |
| 845 | 01:00:26,980 | 01:00:29,141 | This Skolnick Vision is great... | This Skolnick Vision is great... |
| 846 | 01:00:29,216 | 01:00:33,676 | but still, it's not like actually being there. | but still, it's not like actually being there. |
| 847 | 01:00:36,690 | 01:00:39,818 | We could have our own stag party, Stan. | We could have our own stag party, Stan. |
| 848 | 01:01:32,312 | 01:01:35,713 | We're gonna have some fun. A cool time. | We're gonna have some fun. A cool time. |
| 849 | 01:01:40,120 | 01:01:42,054 | What is all this? | What is all this? |
| 850 | 01:01:42,122 | 01:01:45,353 | This is anything that you want it to be, Booger. | This is anything that you want it to be, Booger. |
| 851 | 01:01:53,600 | 01:01:56,933 | Hey! Hey! | Hey! Hey! |
| 852 | 01:01:57,004 | 01:01:59,734 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 853 | 01:01:59,806 | 01:02:02,036 | Hey! Hey! | Hey! Hey! |
| 854 | 01:02:02,109 | 01:02:03,906 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 855 | 01:02:03,977 | 01:02:07,640 | Hey! Hey! | Hey! Hey! |
| 856 | 01:02:11,285 | 01:02:13,753 | Did you do the nasty? | Did you do the nasty? |
| 857 | 01:02:16,957 | 01:02:19,289 | I still got it. | I still got it. |
| 858 | 01:02:23,797 | 01:02:26,425 | All right, Booger! | All right, Booger! |
| 859 | 01:02:26,500 | 01:02:30,527 | Hey! Hey! Hey! | Hey! Hey! Hey! |
| 860 | 01:02:32,239 | 01:02:36,232 | This better be good to have woken us up in the middle of the night. | This better be good to have woken us up in the middle of the night. |
| 861 | 01:02:36,310 | 01:02:40,576 | I want you all to see what kind of lowlifeJeanie's going to marry. | I want you all to see what kind of lowlifeJeanie's going to marry. |
| 862 | 01:02:40,647 | 01:02:43,309 | - What is all this? - Booger? | - What is all this? - Booger? |
| 863 | 01:02:43,383 | 01:02:47,479 | This is anything you want it to be, Booger. | This is anything you want it to be, Booger. |
| 864 | 01:02:47,554 | 01:02:50,580 | It's your last night as a single man. | It's your last night as a single man. |
| 865 | 01:02:50,657 | 01:02:53,148 | You're allowed to have a little fun, Booger. | You're allowed to have a little fun, Booger. |
| 866 | 01:02:53,226 | 01:02:56,423 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
| 867 | 01:02:57,731 | 01:03:01,827 | - I can't do this. - Everybody's nervous at first. | - I can't do this. - Everybody's nervous at first. |
| 868 | 01:03:01,902 | 01:03:06,396 | No, no, no. It's not that I'm nervous. | No, no, no. It's not that I'm nervous. |
| 869 | 01:03:06,473 | 01:03:10,307 | I am not nervous. | I am not nervous. |
| 870 | 01:03:10,377 | 01:03:13,107 | It's just that, um... | It's just that, um... |
| 871 | 01:03:13,180 | 01:03:17,480 | Jeanie and I have a special bond... | Jeanie and I have a special bond... |
| 872 | 01:03:17,551 | 01:03:20,987 | and I don't want to break it. | and I don't want to break it. |
| 873 | 01:03:22,956 | 01:03:25,356 | Plus, you make me very nervous. | Plus, you make me very nervous. |
| 874 | 01:03:27,427 | 01:03:31,158 | So, if it's all right with you, perhaps we could just... | So, if it's all right with you, perhaps we could just... |
| 875 | 01:03:33,100 | 01:03:36,069 | sit here for a moment... | sit here for a moment... |
| 876 | 01:03:36,136 | 01:03:38,730 | so the guys outside won't... | so the guys outside won't... |
| 877 | 01:03:38,805 | 01:03:41,330 | think that I'm the sissy that you know me to be. | think that I'm the sissy that you know me to be. |
| 878 | 01:03:43,343 | 01:03:47,302 | You're not a sissy, Booger. You're a mensch. | You're not a sissy, Booger. You're a mensch. |
| 879 | 01:03:47,381 | 01:03:51,147 | - I think he acted very responsibly. - That's right, Chip. | - I think he acted very responsibly. - That's right, Chip. |
| 880 | 01:03:52,753 | 01:03:55,813 | Oh, yes, Mommy! | Oh, yes, Mommy! |
| 881 | 01:03:55,889 | 01:03:59,484 | Oh, I'm feeling better. | Oh, I'm feeling better. |
| 882 | 01:03:59,559 | 01:04:04,053 | - Ooh. - I've been very bad! | - Ooh. - I've been very bad! |
| 883 | 01:04:04,131 | 01:04:06,156 | I want a divorce, Chip. | I want a divorce, Chip. |
| 884 | 01:04:06,233 | 01:04:09,862 | It must be a mistake. That's not me. | It must be a mistake. That's not me. |
| 885 | 01:04:11,571 | 01:04:14,540 | Those nerds did it. I bet they did it on a computer or something. | Those nerds did it. I bet they did it on a computer or something. |
| 886 | 01:04:14,608 | 01:04:16,599 | The things they can do with computers these days. | The things they can do with computers these days. |
| 887 | 01:04:16,676 | 01:04:21,670 | No, I'm the one who made the mistake, Chip, when I married you. | No, I'm the one who made the mistake, Chip, when I married you. |
| 888 | 01:04:23,483 | 01:04:25,713 | It was a little indiscretion at a bachelor party. | It was a little indiscretion at a bachelor party. |
| 889 | 01:04:25,786 | 01:04:28,380 | It's not just the video, Chip! | It's not just the video, Chip! |
| 890 | 01:04:28,455 | 01:04:31,583 | It's been all downhill since the honeymoon. | It's been all downhill since the honeymoon. |
| 891 | 01:04:31,658 | 01:04:35,025 | You drink too much. You're mentally abusive to me. | You drink too much. You're mentally abusive to me. |
| 892 | 01:04:35,095 | 01:04:37,825 | You fool around with other women. | You fool around with other women. |
| 893 | 01:04:37,898 | 01:04:40,731 | We have absolutely nothing in common. | We have absolutely nothing in common. |
| 894 | 01:04:40,801 | 01:04:43,361 | Maybe I could work a little harder. | Maybe I could work a little harder. |
| 895 | 01:04:43,437 | 01:04:47,999 | It makes me ill to think I've stayed with you as long as I have. | It makes me ill to think I've stayed with you as long as I have. |
| 896 | 01:04:52,212 | 01:04:54,407 | Honey? | Honey? |
| 897 | 01:04:58,618 | 01:05:00,916 | You mind if I spoke to Chip alone? | You mind if I spoke to Chip alone? |
| 898 | 01:05:00,987 | 01:05:02,955 | Oh, no, certainly. Come, sweetie. | Oh, no, certainly. Come, sweetie. |
| 899 | 01:05:03,023 | 01:05:05,048 | Gaylord! | Gaylord! |
| 900 | 01:05:10,163 | 01:05:13,098 | - This isn't good, Chip. - No. | - This isn't good, Chip. - No. |
| 901 | 01:05:13,166 | 01:05:16,067 | So I'm gonna kill you, Chip. | So I'm gonna kill you, Chip. |
| 902 | 01:05:16,136 | 01:05:19,230 | You made a fool out of my daughter! | You made a fool out of my daughter! |
| 903 | 01:05:19,306 | 01:05:21,240 | I can explain everything. | I can explain everything. |
| 904 | 01:05:21,308 | 01:05:23,242 | You lied about the illegitimate child... | You lied about the illegitimate child... |
| 905 | 01:05:23,310 | 01:05:26,006 | then you tried to frame Booger and you got caught! | then you tried to frame Booger and you got caught! |
| 906 | 01:05:26,079 | 01:05:29,071 | The illegitimate child will be here tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m. | The illegitimate child will be here tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m. |
| 907 | 01:05:29,149 | 01:05:31,310 | She's on route right now from Sandusky, Ohio. | She's on route right now from Sandusky, Ohio. |
| 908 | 01:05:31,384 | 01:05:34,285 | There is no illegitimate child! You made it all up. | There is no illegitimate child! You made it all up. |
| 909 | 01:05:34,354 | 01:05:37,414 | The illegitimate child will be here at 10:00 in the morning! | The illegitimate child will be here at 10:00 in the morning! |
| 910 | 01:05:37,491 | 01:05:41,587 | It better be! And you better get my daughter to forgive you... | It better be! And you better get my daughter to forgive you... |
| 911 | 01:05:41,661 | 01:05:44,221 | or there's no room for you in this family... | or there's no room for you in this family... |
| 912 | 01:05:44,297 | 01:05:48,631 | or at Humphrey Industries, you pervert creep. | or at Humphrey Industries, you pervert creep. |
| 913 | 01:05:55,509 | 01:05:58,910 | Oh, boy. That was one heck of a stag party last night, Lewis. | Oh, boy. That was one heck of a stag party last night, Lewis. |
| 914 | 01:05:58,979 | 01:06:00,913 | I know I'll never forget it. | I know I'll never forget it. |
| 915 | 01:06:00,981 | 01:06:04,940 | I especially enjoyed your dance with the woman who removed her clothes, Mr. Booger. | I especially enjoyed your dance with the woman who removed her clothes, Mr. Booger. |
| 916 | 01:06:05,018 | 01:06:09,512 | Trevor, remember there's a code of silence about what goes on at a stag party. | Trevor, remember there's a code of silence about what goes on at a stag party. |
| 917 | 01:06:09,589 | 01:06:12,080 | - Code of silence? - So, reveal nothing... | - Code of silence? - So, reveal nothing... |
| 918 | 01:06:12,158 | 01:06:15,059 | even if you're under hours of interrogation and torture. | even if you're under hours of interrogation and torture. |
| 919 | 01:06:15,128 | 01:06:17,824 | Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me. | Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me. |
| 920 | 01:06:17,898 | 01:06:21,356 | Who aren't I supposed to tell? | Who aren't I supposed to tell? |
| 921 | 01:06:36,616 | 01:06:38,641 | - Lewis. - Huh? | - Lewis. - Huh? |
| 922 | 01:06:38,718 | 01:06:40,982 | There were women there, weren't there? | There were women there, weren't there? |
| 923 | 01:06:44,391 | 01:06:46,382 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 924 | 01:06:48,628 | 01:06:50,687 | Were they pretty? | Were they pretty? |
| 925 | 01:06:52,232 | 01:06:54,166 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 926 | 01:06:54,234 | 01:06:56,327 | What'd you do with them? | What'd you do with them? |
| 927 | 01:06:58,872 | 01:07:01,568 | - The bunny hop. - That's all you did? | - The bunny hop. - That's all you did? |
| 928 | 01:07:01,641 | 01:07:05,168 | - Yes. - Was the bunny hop? | - Yes. - Was the bunny hop? |
| 929 | 01:07:07,981 | 01:07:10,916 | Okay. You can still be my valentine then. | Okay. You can still be my valentine then. |
| 930 | 01:07:14,754 | 01:07:17,882 | Oh, Betty. You shouldn't have. | Oh, Betty. You shouldn't have. |
| 931 | 01:07:17,958 | 01:07:20,426 | - He's so cute. - He plays something too. | - He's so cute. - He plays something too. |
| 932 | 01:07:20,493 | 01:07:23,087 | Beautiful. | Beautiful. |
| 933 | 01:07:23,163 | 01:07:27,259 | Hey, guys! It's Valentine's Day! | Hey, guys! It's Valentine's Day! |
| 934 | 01:07:27,334 | 01:07:29,564 | Happy Valentine's Day! | Happy Valentine's Day! |
| 935 | 01:07:29,636 | 01:07:31,570 | Happy Valentine's. | Happy Valentine's. |
| 936 | 01:07:32,872 | 01:07:36,035 | Aaron, I hope you didn't have... | Aaron, I hope you didn't have... |
| 937 | 01:07:36,109 | 01:07:39,567 | anything to do with videotaping Booger at the stag party. | anything to do with videotaping Booger at the stag party. |
| 938 | 01:07:39,646 | 01:07:42,114 | Absolutely not. I wasn't even there. | Absolutely not. I wasn't even there. |
| 939 | 01:07:42,182 | 01:07:44,150 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
| 940 | 01:07:44,217 | 01:07:47,880 | Aaron, if you don't participate in this wedding... | Aaron, if you don't participate in this wedding... |
| 941 | 01:07:47,954 | 01:07:52,891 | and make your daughter proud of you, I'm going to leave you. | and make your daughter proud of you, I'm going to leave you. |
| 942 | 01:07:52,959 | 01:07:55,257 | You would leave me? | You would leave me? |
| 943 | 01:07:55,328 | 01:07:58,957 | I have learned a lot from the nerds. Nerds speak their mind. | I have learned a lot from the nerds. Nerds speak their mind. |
| 944 | 01:07:59,032 | 01:08:01,728 | And from now on, I'm gonna speak my mind too. | And from now on, I'm gonna speak my mind too. |
| 945 | 01:08:01,801 | 01:08:05,737 | If you don't support your daughter during this wedding, I'm outta here. | If you don't support your daughter during this wedding, I'm outta here. |
| 946 | 01:08:05,805 | 01:08:08,899 | Fix your ascot. | Fix your ascot. |
| 947 | 01:08:08,975 | 01:08:11,910 | It's not like I'm giving up that much. | It's not like I'm giving up that much. |
| 948 | 01:08:11,978 | 01:08:13,946 | What is that supposed to mean? | What is that supposed to mean? |
| 949 | 01:08:14,014 | 01:08:16,346 | Aaron... | Aaron... |
| 950 | 01:08:16,416 | 01:08:19,579 | we haven't had sex since the Bush administration. | we haven't had sex since the Bush administration. |
| 951 | 01:08:19,653 | 01:08:23,783 | Well, it's hard to perform in that way when the Democrats are in power. | Well, it's hard to perform in that way when the Democrats are in power. |
| 952 | 01:08:23,857 | 01:08:25,950 | Ask any guy in this neighborhood. | Ask any guy in this neighborhood. |
| 953 | 01:08:26,026 | 01:08:28,620 | That's why the sex hasn't been that hot lately. | That's why the sex hasn't been that hot lately. |
| 954 | 01:08:28,695 | 01:08:31,960 | Hot? I'd settle for lukewarm. | Hot? I'd settle for lukewarm. |
| 955 | 01:08:32,032 | 01:08:33,966 | Zip your fly. | Zip your fly. |
| 956 | 01:08:37,437 | 01:08:42,067 | It's not all my fault. How can I have sex when I have to spend all my time... | It's not all my fault. How can I have sex when I have to spend all my time... |
| 957 | 01:08:42,142 | 01:08:45,441 | fixing my ascot, zippering my fly and matching my socks? | fixing my ascot, zippering my fly and matching my socks? |
| 958 | 01:08:45,512 | 01:08:48,606 | I can't be perfect for you anymore, Tippy. | I can't be perfect for you anymore, Tippy. |
| 959 | 01:08:48,682 | 01:08:50,809 | It's too much pressure. | It's too much pressure. |
| 960 | 01:08:50,884 | 01:08:54,752 | Aaron. I thought I was helping you. | Aaron. I thought I was helping you. |
| 961 | 01:08:54,821 | 01:08:57,483 | I know how much you wanna be accepted by the blue bloods... | I know how much you wanna be accepted by the blue bloods... |
| 962 | 01:08:57,557 | 01:09:01,118 | but you don't ever have to be perfect for me. | but you don't ever have to be perfect for me. |
| 963 | 01:09:01,194 | 01:09:05,358 | - I don't? - No. | - I don't? - No. |
| 964 | 01:09:05,432 | 01:09:09,698 | I just want you to be the imperfect animal I fell in love with. | I just want you to be the imperfect animal I fell in love with. |
| 965 | 01:09:09,769 | 01:09:12,033 | You mean it? | You mean it? |
| 966 | 01:09:12,105 | 01:09:14,869 | Absolutely. | Absolutely. |
| 967 | 01:09:14,941 | 01:09:17,034 | Tippy. | Tippy. |
| 968 | 01:09:17,110 | 01:09:18,975 | Aaron. | Aaron. |
| 969 | 01:09:19,045 | 01:09:21,843 | Oh, Tippy. | Oh, Tippy. |
| 970 | 01:09:21,915 | 01:09:23,644 | Aaron! | Aaron! |
| 971 | 01:09:23,717 | 01:09:26,686 | Oh! Oh! Oh! | Oh! Oh! Oh! |
| 972 | 01:10:20,006 | 01:10:22,304 | I don't know if you're enjoying your wedding... | I don't know if you're enjoying your wedding... |
| 973 | 01:10:22,375 | 01:10:25,640 | but it's been the best time of my life. | but it's been the best time of my life. |
| 974 | 01:10:25,712 | 01:10:28,044 | Nerds. Who knew? | Nerds. Who knew? |
| 975 | 01:10:28,114 | 01:10:31,242 | - Where are you? - I'm over at Lois's. | - Where are you? - I'm over at Lois's. |
| 976 | 01:10:31,317 | 01:10:34,115 | Well, it's been special. | Well, it's been special. |
| 977 | 01:10:34,187 | 01:10:37,247 | And thank God it's all going to end this afternoon. | And thank God it's all going to end this afternoon. |
| 978 | 01:10:37,323 | 01:10:40,884 | It's all gonna end right now. | It's all gonna end right now. |
| 979 | 01:10:40,960 | 01:10:44,225 | I'd like you to meet Heidi Dawson, your daughter. | I'd like you to meet Heidi Dawson, your daughter. |
| 980 | 01:10:58,611 | 01:11:00,772 | - Oh, Aaron! - It's off! | - Oh, Aaron! - It's off! |
| 981 | 01:11:02,816 | 01:11:04,750 | - What's off? - The wedding! | - What's off? - The wedding! |
| 982 | 01:11:04,818 | 01:11:08,777 | Booger's kid turned up. I told you there was a kid. | Booger's kid turned up. I told you there was a kid. |
| 983 | 01:11:14,194 | 01:11:17,357 | Guys, the wedding is off. | Guys, the wedding is off. |
| 984 | 01:11:22,669 | 01:11:24,830 | It's not your fault. | It's not your fault. |
| 985 | 01:11:24,904 | 01:11:29,705 | You didn't do anything. You didn't ask to be born. | You didn't do anything. You didn't ask to be born. |
| 986 | 01:11:29,776 | 01:11:33,075 | Would you like me to give you a push on those swings? | Would you like me to give you a push on those swings? |
| 987 | 01:11:33,146 | 01:11:37,344 | - No, thanks. - I'm a pretty good swing pusher. | - No, thanks. - I'm a pretty good swing pusher. |
| 988 | 01:11:37,417 | 01:11:39,351 | I could give you an over the top. | I could give you an over the top. |
| 989 | 01:11:39,419 | 01:11:42,286 | I'm too old to be pushed on the swings. | I'm too old to be pushed on the swings. |
| 990 | 01:11:42,355 | 01:11:47,418 | Oh, right. Yeah, you're too old for that. | Oh, right. Yeah, you're too old for that. |
| 991 | 01:11:47,493 | 01:11:50,087 | I used to hate it when people treated me like a baby. | I used to hate it when people treated me like a baby. |
| 992 | 01:11:50,163 | 01:11:52,996 | - You did? - Oh, yeah. | - You did? - Oh, yeah. |
| 993 | 01:11:53,066 | 01:11:55,660 | So what do you like to do? | So what do you like to do? |
| 994 | 01:11:55,735 | 01:11:57,726 | I'm afraid to tell you because... | I'm afraid to tell you because... |
| 995 | 01:11:57,804 | 01:12:01,433 | if you don't like what I like, then you won't like me. | if you don't like what I like, then you won't like me. |
| 996 | 01:12:04,978 | 01:12:08,778 | I think I'm going to like you... | I think I'm going to like you... |
| 997 | 01:12:08,848 | 01:12:10,816 | no matter what you do... | no matter what you do... |
| 998 | 01:12:10,884 | 01:12:14,320 | as long as you live. | as long as you live. |
| 999 | 01:12:14,387 | 01:12:16,150 | So there. | So there. |
| 1000 | 01:12:36,976 | 01:12:40,776 | - Booger. - I'm here to seeJeanie. | - Booger. - I'm here to seeJeanie. |
| 1001 | 01:12:40,847 | 01:12:44,214 | I'm sorry, Booger, but Jeanie doesn't wanna speak with you. | I'm sorry, Booger, but Jeanie doesn't wanna speak with you. |
| 1002 | 01:12:44,284 | 01:12:46,684 | I would like her to tell me that. | I would like her to tell me that. |
| 1003 | 01:12:46,753 | 01:12:51,190 | Well, if she doesn't wanna talk with you, she can't tell you then, can she? | Well, if she doesn't wanna talk with you, she can't tell you then, can she? |
| 1004 | 01:12:51,257 | 01:12:54,954 | Mrs. Humphrey, I am trying to be civil, but now I am not asking. | Mrs. Humphrey, I am trying to be civil, but now I am not asking. |
| 1005 | 01:12:55,028 | 01:12:57,360 | I am demanding to see your daughter. | I am demanding to see your daughter. |
| 1006 | 01:12:57,430 | 01:12:59,898 | Oh, Booger. | Oh, Booger. |
| 1007 | 01:12:59,966 | 01:13:01,900 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 1008 | 01:13:16,783 | 01:13:19,081 | Oh, honey, help him. | Oh, honey, help him. |
| 1009 | 01:13:19,152 | 01:13:22,815 | Booger, every wedding has its crisis. This is yours. | Booger, every wedding has its crisis. This is yours. |
| 1010 | 01:13:25,024 | 01:13:28,790 | A crisis would be easy compared to this. | A crisis would be easy compared to this. |
| 1011 | 01:13:36,002 | 01:13:37,970 | Jeanie! | Jeanie! |
| 1012 | 01:13:38,037 | 01:13:40,130 | Oh, Booger. | Oh, Booger. |
| 1013 | 01:13:43,977 | 01:13:48,311 | Booger, the groom never stops pursuing his bride. | Booger, the groom never stops pursuing his bride. |
| 1014 | 01:13:50,450 | 01:13:52,714 | Never. | Never. |
| 1015 | 01:14:02,061 | 01:14:04,894 | Hey, pal. Hey! What are you doing? | Hey, pal. Hey! What are you doing? |
| 1016 | 01:14:04,964 | 01:14:07,626 | Hey, wait a minute! Hey, wait! | Hey, wait a minute! Hey, wait! |
| 1017 | 01:14:28,588 | 01:14:30,579 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1018 | 01:14:42,368 | 01:14:44,928 | - Booger! - Darling! | - Booger! - Darling! |
| 1019 | 01:14:45,004 | 01:14:46,995 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
| 1020 | 01:14:49,876 | 01:14:52,003 | So what if I have a child. | So what if I have a child. |
| 1021 | 01:14:52,078 | 01:14:55,479 | I'm so confused. I don't know what to think anymore. | I'm so confused. I don't know what to think anymore. |
| 1022 | 01:14:55,548 | 01:14:57,641 | Marry me, Jeanie. | Marry me, Jeanie. |
| 1023 | 01:14:57,717 | 01:15:00,015 | I just need a few days to think about it. | I just need a few days to think about it. |
| 1024 | 01:15:00,086 | 01:15:02,975 | And not get married on Valentine's Day? | And not get married on Valentine's Day? |
| 1025 | 01:15:03,109 | 01:15:06,010 | I'm confused, Booger. I need time! | I'm confused, Booger. I need time! |
| 1026 | 01:15:06,079 | 01:15:09,412 | There was a time when getting married on Valentine's Day... | There was a time when getting married on Valentine's Day... |
| 1027 | 01:15:09,482 | 01:15:12,849 | was the most important thing in the world to us. | was the most important thing in the world to us. |
| 1028 | 01:15:15,922 | 01:15:17,890 | Please go, Booger. | Please go, Booger. |
| 1029 | 01:15:17,957 | 01:15:20,118 | Is that what you really want? | Is that what you really want? |
| 1030 | 01:15:21,561 | 01:15:26,396 | No, not in my heart and not in my soul... | No, not in my heart and not in my soul... |
| 1031 | 01:15:26,466 | 01:15:29,367 | but I'm just so nuts over this, you know. | but I'm just so nuts over this, you know. |
| 1032 | 01:15:29,435 | 01:15:32,996 | It's like I just need a little space. | It's like I just need a little space. |
| 1033 | 01:15:33,072 | 01:15:35,700 | Please, Booger? | Please, Booger? |
| 1034 | 01:16:38,504 | 01:16:40,438 | It's on! | It's on! |
| 1035 | 01:16:40,506 | 01:16:42,872 | What's on? | What's on? |
| 1036 | 01:16:42,942 | 01:16:45,103 | The wedding! | The wedding! |
| 1037 | 01:16:49,515 | 01:16:51,506 | Whoo-hoo! | Whoo-hoo! |
| 1038 | 01:16:54,187 | 01:16:57,623 | I'm so glad the wedding is still on. | I'm so glad the wedding is still on. |
| 1039 | 01:16:57,690 | 01:17:00,284 | I was so wrong about nerds. | I was so wrong about nerds. |
| 1040 | 01:17:00,359 | 01:17:02,623 | We nerds believe in forgiveness. | We nerds believe in forgiveness. |
| 1041 | 01:17:04,597 | 01:17:09,296 | It's unreal how much you remind me of my friend, Bing. | It's unreal how much you remind me of my friend, Bing. |
| 1042 | 01:17:11,604 | 01:17:14,971 | I've never met anyone quite like you, Lamar. | I've never met anyone quite like you, Lamar. |
| 1043 | 01:17:16,909 | 01:17:18,843 | I'll take that as a compliment. | I'll take that as a compliment. |
| 1044 | 01:17:18,911 | 01:17:21,471 | It is. | It is. |
| 1045 | 01:17:34,660 | 01:17:36,890 | - Lewis. - Booger. | - Lewis. - Booger. |
| 1046 | 01:17:41,267 | 01:17:43,758 | I'm gonna marry Cathleen Turtletaub. | I'm gonna marry Cathleen Turtletaub. |
| 1047 | 01:17:45,338 | 01:17:48,171 | Who's Cathleen Turtletaub? | Who's Cathleen Turtletaub? |
| 1048 | 01:17:48,241 | 01:17:50,232 | Heidi's mother. | Heidi's mother. |
| 1049 | 01:17:50,309 | 01:17:53,801 | But you don't even know Cathleen Turtletaub. | But you don't even know Cathleen Turtletaub. |
| 1050 | 01:17:53,880 | 01:17:57,043 | I know, but it's the right thing to do. | I know, but it's the right thing to do. |
| 1051 | 01:18:13,266 | 01:18:16,258 | This really isn't about Cathleen Turtletaub, is it? | This really isn't about Cathleen Turtletaub, is it? |
| 1052 | 01:18:19,639 | 01:18:21,607 | No, it isn't. | No, it isn't. |
| 1053 | 01:18:21,674 | 01:18:26,111 | This is about your zapatos becoming muy frÃo, no? | This is about your zapatos becoming muy frÃo, no? |
| 1054 | 01:18:26,178 | 01:18:29,272 | - Lewis. - Booger. | - Lewis. - Booger. |
| 1055 | 01:18:29,348 | 01:18:33,409 | I didn't go through with it with the stripper last night. | I didn't go through with it with the stripper last night. |
| 1056 | 01:18:33,486 | 01:18:36,819 | - Oh, yeah, we know. - How do you know? | - Oh, yeah, we know. - How do you know? |
| 1057 | 01:18:36,889 | 01:18:42,225 | We kind of figured it out when we edited the videotape to ruin Chip's life. | We kind of figured it out when we edited the videotape to ruin Chip's life. |
| 1058 | 01:18:42,295 | 01:18:45,389 | Here I was passing up... | Here I was passing up... |
| 1059 | 01:18:45,464 | 01:18:48,797 | this mound of perfect. | this mound of perfect. |
| 1060 | 01:18:48,868 | 01:18:53,771 | I, who have never passed up anything in my life. | I, who have never passed up anything in my life. |
| 1061 | 01:18:53,839 | 01:18:57,969 | What is the matter with me, Lewis? | What is the matter with me, Lewis? |
| 1062 | 01:18:58,044 | 01:19:00,308 | Where has the Booger I have known... | Where has the Booger I have known... |
| 1063 | 01:19:00,379 | 01:19:03,837 | and loved... gone? | and loved... gone? |
| 1064 | 01:19:13,025 | 01:19:14,754 | You ready? | You ready? |
| 1065 | 01:19:16,429 | 01:19:18,659 | Let's do it. | Let's do it. |
| 1066 | 01:19:22,601 | 01:19:24,865 | Please be my valentine. | Please be my valentine. |
| 1067 | 01:19:24,937 | 01:19:29,340 | You haven't given me a valentine in 10 years and this is what you come up with? | You haven't given me a valentine in 10 years and this is what you come up with? |
| 1068 | 01:19:29,408 | 01:19:31,399 | Pathetic! | Pathetic! |
| 1069 | 01:19:45,191 | 01:19:48,627 | Aaron, Tippy, the food fight was a sensational idea! | Aaron, Tippy, the food fight was a sensational idea! |
| 1070 | 01:19:48,694 | 01:19:52,130 | I'm gonna use the nerd theme at my wedding. | I'm gonna use the nerd theme at my wedding. |
| 1071 | 01:19:54,734 | 01:19:56,793 | Mylan. | Mylan. |
| 1072 | 01:19:56,869 | 01:20:00,965 | I'm so sorry for all the trouble that you've experienced with this affair. | I'm so sorry for all the trouble that you've experienced with this affair. |
| 1073 | 01:20:01,040 | 01:20:02,974 | Thanks for coming to the wedding. | Thanks for coming to the wedding. |
| 1074 | 01:20:03,042 | 01:20:06,842 | I do not care to judge you on the basis of the hell I've been through. | I do not care to judge you on the basis of the hell I've been through. |
| 1075 | 01:20:06,912 | 01:20:09,676 | But I trust it was merely a horrific aberration... | But I trust it was merely a horrific aberration... |
| 1076 | 01:20:09,749 | 01:20:12,718 | and I expect the wedding to be quite different. | and I expect the wedding to be quite different. |
| 1077 | 01:20:16,288 | 01:20:18,279 | What? | What? |
| 1078 | 01:20:19,291 | 01:20:21,759 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1079 | 01:20:21,827 | 01:20:23,988 | I trust that'll be enough. | I trust that'll be enough. |
| 1080 | 01:20:25,364 | 01:20:28,800 | Wouldn't have missed this wedding for the world. | Wouldn't have missed this wedding for the world. |
| 1081 | 01:20:28,868 | 01:20:31,894 | Everybody, stand aside! Make way for the groom! | Everybody, stand aside! Make way for the groom! |
| 1082 | 01:20:33,973 | 01:20:36,771 | I would know that horn anywhere. | I would know that horn anywhere. |
| 1083 | 01:20:42,114 | 01:20:44,514 | - Dad! - U. N! | - Dad! - U. N! |
| 1084 | 01:20:44,583 | 01:20:47,313 | - Hey, how are you? - Hey! | - Hey, how are you? - Hey! |
| 1085 | 01:20:47,386 | 01:20:49,013 | - Congratulations. - Thank you. | - Congratulations. - Thank you. |
| 1086 | 01:20:49,088 | 01:20:51,989 | I wouldn't miss a nerd wedding for the world. | I wouldn't miss a nerd wedding for the world. |
| 1087 | 01:20:52,058 | 01:20:54,322 | - How are you? - Lewis, how are you? | - How are you? - Lewis, how are you? |
| 1088 | 01:20:54,393 | 01:20:57,521 | - How's my unborn grandson? - You mean your unborn fetal son? | - How's my unborn grandson? - You mean your unborn fetal son? |
| 1089 | 01:21:00,533 | 01:21:02,467 | Emergency! Excuse, please. | Emergency! Excuse, please. |
| 1090 | 01:21:02,535 | 01:21:04,469 | The bishop has a kidney stone. | The bishop has a kidney stone. |
| 1091 | 01:21:04,537 | 01:21:06,630 | He no make it to wedding! | He no make it to wedding! |
| 1092 | 01:21:06,705 | 01:21:10,197 | How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman? | How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman? |
| 1093 | 01:21:10,276 | 01:21:13,143 | - I can marry you. - But I don't love you. | - I can marry you. - But I don't love you. |
| 1094 | 01:21:13,212 | 01:21:16,375 | Oh. No, no. I took a correspondence course. | Oh. No, no. I took a correspondence course. |
| 1095 | 01:21:16,449 | 01:21:18,883 | I'm a fully ordained Tilhoonian minister. | I'm a fully ordained Tilhoonian minister. |
| 1096 | 01:21:18,951 | 01:21:21,545 | - You are? - U.N. | - You are? - U.N. |
| 1097 | 01:21:50,316 | 01:21:52,807 | Hi, Dad. | Hi, Dad. |
| 1098 | 01:21:52,885 | 01:21:55,251 | Shh. | Shh. |
| 1099 | 01:21:55,321 | 01:21:57,255 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
| 1100 | 01:22:11,570 | 01:22:15,233 | I've never seen a nerd wedding I didn't cry at. | I've never seen a nerd wedding I didn't cry at. |
| 1101 | 01:22:15,307 | 01:22:18,003 | This is just fabulous! | This is just fabulous! |
| 1102 | 01:22:18,077 | 01:22:20,011 | What a wienie. | What a wienie. |
| 1103 | 01:22:25,618 | 01:22:27,848 | Doesn't she look good? | Doesn't she look good? |
| 1104 | 01:22:49,208 | 01:22:52,200 | Lewis? | Lewis? |
| 1105 | 01:22:53,612 | 01:22:56,809 | - Betty, you're having the baby! - Lewis! | - Betty, you're having the baby! - Lewis! |
| 1106 | 01:22:56,882 | 01:23:00,045 | - Oh. You're having the baby, honey. - Lewis. | - Oh. You're having the baby, honey. - Lewis. |
| 1107 | 01:23:00,119 | 01:23:03,987 | Booger, quick. You guys. Lamar! Quick, come here! | Booger, quick. You guys. Lamar! Quick, come here! |
| 1108 | 01:23:04,056 | 01:23:06,581 | Lamar. You guys. Booger. | Lamar. You guys. Booger. |
| 1109 | 01:23:06,659 | 01:23:08,820 | - Lamar, quick, hurry! - Don't panic! | - Lamar, quick, hurry! - Don't panic! |
| 1110 | 01:23:08,894 | 01:23:11,920 | Ogre. Ogre. We gotta carry her. | Ogre. Ogre. We gotta carry her. |
| 1111 | 01:23:11,997 | 01:23:13,897 | Okay. Here we go. | Okay. Here we go. |
| 1112 | 01:23:13,966 | 01:23:16,594 | - That's it. Careful. - Okay, I got her. | - That's it. Careful. - Okay, I got her. |
| 1113 | 01:23:16,669 | 01:23:20,105 | - Okay, Lewey! Where, Lewey? - Come on. | - Okay, Lewey! Where, Lewey? - Come on. |
| 1114 | 01:23:20,172 | 01:23:23,938 | Where, Lewey? | Where, Lewey? |
| 1115 | 01:23:29,748 | 01:23:32,911 | Ogre, here. Put her head right here in the chopped liver. | Ogre, here. Put her head right here in the chopped liver. |
| 1116 | 01:23:32,985 | 01:23:36,216 | - Lewis! - She need an ice pack? | - Lewis! - She need an ice pack? |
| 1117 | 01:23:37,590 | 01:23:40,957 | Don't push. Don't push, Betty. | Don't push. Don't push, Betty. |
| 1118 | 01:23:41,026 | 01:23:43,859 | Betty, don't push. Betty, don't push. | Betty, don't push. Betty, don't push. |
| 1119 | 01:23:43,929 | 01:23:46,762 | - Lewis! - Betty, don't push! Betty, don't push! | - Lewis! - Betty, don't push! Betty, don't push! |
| 1120 | 01:23:46,832 | 01:23:49,357 | - Eee-hee-hoo. - Eee-hee-hoo! | - Eee-hee-hoo. - Eee-hee-hoo! |
| 1121 | 01:23:49,435 | 01:23:52,199 | Eee-hee-hoo! Eee-hee-hoo! | Eee-hee-hoo! Eee-hee-hoo! |
| 1122 | 01:23:52,271 | 01:23:55,263 | Eee-hee-hoo! Eee-hee-hoo! | Eee-hee-hoo! Eee-hee-hoo! |
| 1123 | 01:23:55,341 | 01:23:58,367 | Eee-hee-hoo! Eee-hee-hoo! | Eee-hee-hoo! Eee-hee-hoo! |
| 1124 | 01:23:58,444 | 01:24:01,038 | Heidi, where are you going? | Heidi, where are you going? |
| 1125 | 01:24:01,113 | 01:24:03,547 | I shouldn't be here. | I shouldn't be here. |
| 1126 | 01:24:03,616 | 01:24:06,050 | Of course you should be here. | Of course you should be here. |
| 1127 | 01:24:06,118 | 01:24:10,817 | I'm not really your daughter. Chip got me from an orphanage. | I'm not really your daughter. Chip got me from an orphanage. |
| 1128 | 01:24:13,559 | 01:24:17,655 | Chip got you in an orphanage? | Chip got you in an orphanage? |
| 1129 | 01:24:21,233 | 01:24:25,397 | You, uh, rented an orphan? | You, uh, rented an orphan? |
| 1130 | 01:24:25,471 | 01:24:29,430 | It seemed like a good idea at the time. | It seemed like a good idea at the time. |
| 1131 | 01:24:29,508 | 01:24:32,306 | I've been under a lot of stress lately. | I've been under a lot of stress lately. |
| 1132 | 01:24:32,378 | 01:24:34,744 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 1133 | 01:24:36,649 | 01:24:39,083 | Daddy, don't! Don't! | Daddy, don't! Don't! |
| 1134 | 01:24:42,154 | 01:24:45,055 | Betty, don't scream! | Betty, don't scream! |
| 1135 | 01:24:45,124 | 01:24:49,151 | - Get off our land. - Betty, don't scream! | - Get off our land. - Betty, don't scream! |
| 1136 | 01:24:49,228 | 01:24:52,254 | Aren't you forgetting something? | Aren't you forgetting something? |
| 1137 | 01:24:52,331 | 01:24:54,356 | The keys to the B.M.W. | The keys to the B.M.W. |
| 1138 | 01:24:54,433 | 01:24:56,526 | Cough 'em up. | Cough 'em up. |
| 1139 | 01:24:56,602 | 01:25:00,595 | Wait, honey! | Wait, honey! |
| 1140 | 01:25:03,509 | 01:25:08,139 | - It's all your fault, Lewis! - You nerds did this to me. | - It's all your fault, Lewis! - You nerds did this to me. |
| 1141 | 01:25:09,815 | 01:25:11,976 | But I'll get you... | But I'll get you... |
| 1142 | 01:25:12,051 | 01:25:15,578 | if it's the last thing I do! | if it's the last thing I do! |
| 1143 | 01:25:18,524 | 01:25:21,391 | - Bye, Chip. - Hmph! | - Bye, Chip. - Hmph! |
| 1144 | 01:25:21,460 | 01:25:23,394 | Bye, Chip. | Bye, Chip. |
| 1145 | 01:25:23,462 | 01:25:26,295 | My next husband's going to be a nerd. | My next husband's going to be a nerd. |
| 1146 | 01:25:31,036 | 01:25:34,802 | I, uh- I would like to make an announcement. | I, uh- I would like to make an announcement. |
| 1147 | 01:25:34,873 | 01:25:37,364 | I have, uh... | I have, uh... |
| 1148 | 01:25:37,443 | 01:25:40,378 | been a jerk for this whole wedding. | been a jerk for this whole wedding. |
| 1149 | 01:25:40,446 | 01:25:43,472 | You certainly have. | You certainly have. |
| 1150 | 01:25:43,549 | 01:25:45,710 | L-I never been around a nerd before... | L-I never been around a nerd before... |
| 1151 | 01:25:45,784 | 01:25:48,548 | and I guess, uh- | and I guess, uh- |
| 1152 | 01:25:48,620 | 01:25:51,248 | well, I guess I judged a book by its cover. | well, I guess I judged a book by its cover. |
| 1153 | 01:25:51,323 | 01:25:54,759 | Booger. | Booger. |
| 1154 | 01:25:56,328 | 01:25:58,922 | I know you and Jeanie are gonna be very happy together... | I know you and Jeanie are gonna be very happy together... |
| 1155 | 01:25:58,997 | 01:26:02,262 | because you know what you are and you're proud of it. | because you know what you are and you're proud of it. |
| 1156 | 01:26:05,537 | 01:26:10,338 | Well, I'm... sick of trying to be something I'm not. | Well, I'm... sick of trying to be something I'm not. |
| 1157 | 01:26:10,409 | 01:26:12,673 | Come on! Push, honey, push! | Come on! Push, honey, push! |
| 1158 | 01:26:12,745 | 01:26:16,943 | - Tippy. - Push, Betty, push! | - Tippy. - Push, Betty, push! |
| 1159 | 01:26:17,015 | 01:26:20,348 | - L- - Push, Betty, push! | - L- - Push, Betty, push! |
| 1160 | 01:26:20,419 | 01:26:22,410 | L- | L- |
| 1161 | 01:26:24,723 | 01:26:27,248 | I am nouveau riche and I'm proud of it! | I am nouveau riche and I'm proud of it! |
| 1162 | 01:26:30,863 | 01:26:36,165 | Mylan, if who I am isn't good enough for the Republican party of this state... | Mylan, if who I am isn't good enough for the Republican party of this state... |
| 1163 | 01:26:36,235 | 01:26:38,169 | then to hell with the nomination! | then to hell with the nomination! |
| 1164 | 01:26:38,237 | 01:26:41,297 | - And that is the truth! - Push, Betty, push! | - And that is the truth! - Push, Betty, push! |
| 1165 | 01:26:41,373 | 01:26:44,308 | The nerds have brought my man back. | The nerds have brought my man back. |
| 1166 | 01:26:48,380 | 01:26:50,644 | Push, Betty, push! Push, Betty, push! | Push, Betty, push! Push, Betty, push! |
| 1167 | 01:26:50,716 | 01:26:54,083 | - Push, Betty, push! - Wow. | - Push, Betty, push! - Wow. |
| 1168 | 01:26:54,153 | 01:26:57,611 | Hey, hey, hey. Don't go. | Hey, hey, hey. Don't go. |
| 1169 | 01:27:02,728 | 01:27:05,822 | What would you say if I said... | What would you say if I said... |
| 1170 | 01:27:05,898 | 01:27:08,890 | we should adopt Heidi? | we should adopt Heidi? |
| 1171 | 01:27:10,803 | 01:27:14,295 | I would say I love you even more than I already do... | I would say I love you even more than I already do... |
| 1172 | 01:27:14,373 | 01:27:17,240 | and I didn't think that was possible. | and I didn't think that was possible. |
| 1173 | 01:27:19,711 | 01:27:22,407 | You gave up what you wanted to tell the truth. | You gave up what you wanted to tell the truth. |
| 1174 | 01:27:22,481 | 01:27:25,245 | I really admire that quality in a person. | I really admire that quality in a person. |
| 1175 | 01:27:25,317 | 01:27:28,753 | Push, Betty, push! Push, Betty, push! | Push, Betty, push! Push, Betty, push! |
| 1176 | 01:27:28,821 | 01:27:32,757 | It's coming! It's coming, Betty! Come on. Push, honey, push! | It's coming! It's coming, Betty! Come on. Push, honey, push! |
| 1177 | 01:27:41,333 | 01:27:45,099 | Oh. Oh, it's so beautiful. | Oh. Oh, it's so beautiful. |
| 1178 | 01:27:45,170 | 01:27:48,071 | Our son is born. | Our son is born. |
| 1179 | 01:27:48,140 | 01:27:50,506 | Kunta Skolnick! | Kunta Skolnick! |
| 1180 | 01:27:58,517 | 01:28:00,883 | Behold the nerd child. | Behold the nerd child. |
| 1181 | 01:28:05,257 | 01:28:09,216 | I see before me two souls who desire to be joined together. | I see before me two souls who desire to be joined together. |
| 1182 | 01:28:09,294 | 01:28:11,387 | There's no greater challenge in life... | There's no greater challenge in life... |
| 1183 | 01:28:11,463 | 01:28:15,729 | and also, no greater reward. | and also, no greater reward. |
| 1184 | 01:28:20,606 | 01:28:24,838 | Do you, Dudley Dawson, take this woman, Jean Lagarde Humphrey... | Do you, Dudley Dawson, take this woman, Jean Lagarde Humphrey... |
| 1185 | 01:28:24,910 | 01:28:28,277 | to be your lawful wife? | to be your lawful wife? |
| 1186 | 01:28:28,347 | 01:28:31,339 | Before I answer that, I just want to say... | Before I answer that, I just want to say... |
| 1187 | 01:28:31,416 | 01:28:33,714 | that this is the happiest moment of my life. | that this is the happiest moment of my life. |
| 1188 | 01:28:37,389 | 01:28:39,323 | I do. | I do. |
| 1189 | 01:28:39,391 | 01:28:42,758 | And do you, Jean Lagarde Humphrey, take this man, Dudley Dawson... | And do you, Jean Lagarde Humphrey, take this man, Dudley Dawson... |
| 1190 | 01:28:42,828 | 01:28:44,921 | to be your lawfully wedded husband? | to be your lawfully wedded husband? |
| 1191 | 01:28:44,997 | 01:28:46,988 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
| 1192 | 01:28:48,600 | 01:28:51,933 | I'm going to love you till the end of time. | I'm going to love you till the end of time. |
| 1193 | 01:28:55,107 | 01:28:58,873 | - I do. - Then with the power invested in me... | - I do. - Then with the power invested in me... |
| 1194 | 01:28:58,944 | 01:29:02,903 | by the Tilhoon Institute of Home Learning Church... | by the Tilhoon Institute of Home Learning Church... |
| 1195 | 01:29:02,981 | 01:29:05,677 | I now pronounce you husband and wife. | I now pronounce you husband and wife. |
| 1196 | 01:29:24,836 | 01:29:28,704 | Nerds forever! Forever nerds! | Nerds forever! Forever nerds! |
| 1197 | 01:29:28,774 | 01:29:32,437 | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! |
| 1198 | 01:29:32,511 | 01:29:36,379 | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! | Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! |
| 1199 | 01:30:05,644 | 01:30:08,010 | Ooh, ooh, ooh. | Ooh, ooh, ooh. |
| 1200 | 01:30:13,685 | 01:30:16,347 | Oh, Aaron. | Oh, Aaron. |
| 1201 | 01:31:21,620 | 01:31:24,680 | Lewis, thanks for everything. | Lewis, thanks for everything. |
| 1202 | 01:31:26,658 | 01:31:28,990 | It's gonna be a great year. | It's gonna be a great year. |