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1 | 00:02:21,708 | 00:02:23,476 | Hey Mrs. Stevens. | Hey Mrs. Stevens. |
2 | 00:02:23,510 | 00:02:25,745 | Oh, it's Miss Stevens this weekend. | Oh, it's Miss Stevens this weekend. |
3 | 00:02:25,778 | 00:02:27,981 | My husband won't be back till Monday, | My husband won't be back till Monday, |
4 | 00:02:28,014 | 00:02:30,750 | and I really do hate being alone. | and I really do hate being alone. |
5 | 00:02:37,991 | 00:02:40,793 | Do me a favor honey, and help me get some of this lotion | Do me a favor honey, and help me get some of this lotion |
6 | 00:02:40,827 | 00:02:43,263 | on my hard to reach places. | on my hard to reach places. |
7 | 00:03:04,450 | 00:03:07,720 | Fucking pussy. | Fucking pussy. |
8 | 00:03:20,967 | 00:03:23,836 | Oh, Honey, I hope you didn't waste your time freshening up | Oh, Honey, I hope you didn't waste your time freshening up |
9 | 00:03:23,870 | 00:03:26,773 | 'cause you're about to get filthy. | 'cause you're about to get filthy. |
10 | 00:04:07,914 | 00:04:11,751 | ♪ That little bastard | ♪ That little bastard |
11 | 00:04:11,784 | 00:04:14,721 | ♪ With his tricks and vile forms of play ♪ | ♪ With his tricks and vile forms of play ♪ |
12 | 00:04:14,754 | 00:04:16,756 | ♪ Hacking, shaving, slicing, mutilating ♪ | ♪ Hacking, shaving, slicing, mutilating ♪ |
13 | 00:04:16,789 | 00:04:20,693 | ♪ All that gets before him, or that gets in his way ♪ | ♪ All that gets before him, or that gets in his way ♪ |
14 | 00:04:20,727 | 00:04:22,695 | ♪ Coming around, down the stairs ♪ | ♪ Coming around, down the stairs ♪ |
15 | 00:04:22,729 | 00:04:23,863 | ♪ The wood cracked beneath my feet ♪ | ♪ The wood cracked beneath my feet ♪ |
16 | 00:04:23,896 | 00:04:25,465 | ♪ My hand slid across the rail | ♪ My hand slid across the rail |
17 | 00:04:25,498 | 00:04:26,799 | ♪ Collecting dust on my fingertips ♪ | ♪ Collecting dust on my fingertips ♪ |
18 | 00:04:26,833 | 00:04:28,501 | ♪ Then I came into a dark room | ♪ Then I came into a dark room |
19 | 00:04:28,534 | 00:04:30,103 | ♪ That smelled of wet stone and many years ♪ | ♪ That smelled of wet stone and many years ♪ |
20 | 00:04:30,136 | 00:04:31,738 | ♪ And there was a robotic retard ♪ | ♪ And there was a robotic retard ♪ |
21 | 00:04:31,771 | 00:04:33,806 | ♪ With a blank empty stare | ♪ With a blank empty stare |
22 | 00:04:33,840 | 00:04:36,776 | ♪ It was a little android man | ♪ It was a little android man |
23 | 00:04:36,809 | 00:04:40,947 | ♪ Half the size that I am | ♪ Half the size that I am |
24 | 00:04:40,980 | 00:04:44,851 | ♪ Scissors on his head | ♪ Scissors on his head |
25 | 00:04:44,884 | 00:04:48,788 | ♪ Scissors on his fucking head | ♪ Scissors on his fucking head |
26 | 00:05:41,941 | 00:05:43,676 | That's fine if you wanna have your friends over | That's fine if you wanna have your friends over |
27 | 00:05:43,710 | 00:05:45,645 | while we're gone for a pool party dear. | while we're gone for a pool party dear. |
28 | 00:05:45,678 | 00:05:47,714 | Just, try not to get pregnant. | Just, try not to get pregnant. |
29 | 00:05:47,747 | 00:05:48,881 | Seriously dad? | Seriously dad? |
30 | 00:05:48,915 | 00:05:51,417 | You are so dumb. | You are so dumb. |
31 | 00:05:51,451 | 00:05:53,820 | Blair, don't talk to your father like that. | Blair, don't talk to your father like that. |
32 | 00:05:53,853 | 00:05:55,555 | If it wasn't for him | If it wasn't for him |
33 | 00:05:55,588 | 00:05:56,989 | you couldn't just waste your life away | you couldn't just waste your life away |
34 | 00:05:57,023 | 00:05:59,625 | drinking by the pool now could you? | drinking by the pool now could you? |
35 | 00:05:59,659 | 00:06:00,960 | Mom, what the fuck? | Mom, what the fuck? |
36 | 00:06:00,993 | 00:06:03,830 | Oh, I'm just kidding. | Oh, I'm just kidding. |
37 | 00:06:03,863 | 00:06:06,532 | I mean, it's probably our fault anyway. | I mean, it's probably our fault anyway. |
38 | 00:06:06,566 | 00:06:09,535 | Although we also raised your brother Blaine | Although we also raised your brother Blaine |
39 | 00:06:09,569 | 00:06:11,904 | and he turned out just fine. | and he turned out just fine. |
40 | 00:06:11,938 | 00:06:14,474 | In fact he found someone nice to marry | In fact he found someone nice to marry |
41 | 00:06:14,507 | 00:06:16,542 | and give us grandchildren. | and give us grandchildren. |
42 | 00:06:16,576 | 00:06:18,945 | Why can't you be more like your brother Blair? | Why can't you be more like your brother Blair? |
43 | 00:06:18,978 | 00:06:21,647 | We could use more grandchildren. | We could use more grandchildren. |
44 | 00:06:22,882 | 00:06:24,851 | Or at least be more like Nancy, | Or at least be more like Nancy, |
45 | 00:06:24,884 | 00:06:28,955 | she's always been so polite and responsible. | she's always been so polite and responsible. |
46 | 00:06:28,988 | 00:06:31,924 | Okay, okay, we're gonna miss our plane if we sit here | Okay, okay, we're gonna miss our plane if we sit here |
47 | 00:06:31,958 | 00:06:34,994 | and talk about how much more we love Nancy than you. | and talk about how much more we love Nancy than you. |
48 | 00:06:35,027 | 00:06:36,929 | I seriously hate both of you right now. | I seriously hate both of you right now. |
49 | 00:06:36,963 | 00:06:38,898 | Can you just go before my friends show up? | Can you just go before my friends show up? |
50 | 00:06:38,931 | 00:06:41,467 | I'm completely embarrassed to be related to you. | I'm completely embarrassed to be related to you. |
51 | 00:06:41,501 | 00:06:44,570 | Just remember, no hard drugs, no threesomes | Just remember, no hard drugs, no threesomes |
52 | 00:06:44,604 | 00:06:48,608 | and nobodies allowed in our bedroom except for Darla. | and nobodies allowed in our bedroom except for Darla. |
53 | 00:06:48,641 | 00:06:50,977 | Well darling, let's not be total Nazi's. | Well darling, let's not be total Nazi's. |
54 | 00:06:51,010 | 00:06:53,946 | I mean if it weren't for threesomes, | I mean if it weren't for threesomes, |
55 | 00:06:53,980 | 00:06:55,915 | we never would have met. | we never would have met. |
56 | 00:06:55,948 | 00:06:56,582 | Gross. | Gross. |
57 | 00:06:58,751 | 00:06:59,952 | You're so right honey buns. | You're so right honey buns. |
58 | 00:06:59,986 | 00:07:02,155 | I am trying not to sound like my father. | I am trying not to sound like my father. |
59 | 00:07:02,188 | 00:07:04,123 | Threesomes are okay | Threesomes are okay |
60 | 00:07:04,157 | 00:07:07,226 | as long as it's not the devil's three-way, | as long as it's not the devil's three-way, |
61 | 00:07:07,260 | 00:07:09,095 | if you know what I mean? | if you know what I mean? |
62 | 00:07:09,128 | 00:07:09,962 | What? | What? |
63 | 00:07:11,297 | 00:07:12,565 | Just go. | Just go. |
64 | 00:07:12,598 | 00:07:13,666 | God, just go. | God, just go. |
65 | 00:07:14,934 | 00:07:16,035 | Go. | Go. |
66 | 00:07:16,068 | 00:07:18,504 | Don't forget, feed Darla | Don't forget, feed Darla |
67 | 00:07:18,538 | 00:07:20,940 | and don't let her walk outside on the pavement, | and don't let her walk outside on the pavement, |
68 | 00:07:20,973 | 00:07:22,942 | it's much too hot for her little feeties. | it's much too hot for her little feeties. |
69 | 00:07:24,677 | 00:07:28,080 | Stop making those horrible faces. | Stop making those horrible faces. |
70 | 00:07:28,114 | 00:07:30,149 | It's gonna give you more wrinkles. | It's gonna give you more wrinkles. |
71 | 00:07:30,183 | 00:07:33,753 | Nancy, we're so glad you're back in town this weekend. | Nancy, we're so glad you're back in town this weekend. |
72 | 00:07:33,786 | 00:07:35,021 | Oh. | Oh. |
73 | 00:07:35,054 | 00:07:35,955 | I wish we would have known sooner, | I wish we would have known sooner, |
74 | 00:07:35,988 | 00:07:37,290 | we would have canceled our trip | we would have canceled our trip |
75 | 00:07:37,323 | 00:07:38,925 | so we could spend more time with you. | so we could spend more time with you. |
76 | 00:07:38,958 | 00:07:41,794 | Oh that's completely unnecessary Miss Winthorpe, | Oh that's completely unnecessary Miss Winthorpe, |
77 | 00:07:41,828 | 00:07:43,563 | I'm just here, a last minute thing | I'm just here, a last minute thing |
78 | 00:07:43,596 | 00:07:45,598 | to take a little break from grad school. | to take a little break from grad school. |
79 | 00:07:45,631 | 00:07:49,735 | Well, you are the only friend Blair's ever had | Well, you are the only friend Blair's ever had |
80 | 00:07:49,769 | 00:07:51,304 | that we really liked. | that we really liked. |
81 | 00:07:51,337 | 00:07:53,272 | In fact, knowing your here with her | In fact, knowing your here with her |
82 | 00:07:53,306 | 00:07:55,908 | is the only reason we're not making Blaine come down | is the only reason we're not making Blaine come down |
83 | 00:07:55,942 | 00:07:57,176 | to watch the house. | to watch the house. |
84 | 00:07:57,210 | 00:07:58,945 | I am right here mom, | I am right here mom, |
85 | 00:07:58,978 | 00:08:01,013 | I can actually hear what you're saying. | I can actually hear what you're saying. |
86 | 00:08:01,047 | 00:08:03,115 | Try not to let her do anything stupid, | Try not to let her do anything stupid, |
87 | 00:08:03,149 | 00:08:04,684 | but if she does find a way, | but if she does find a way, |
88 | 00:08:04,717 | 00:08:06,819 | just don't let her drag you down with her. | just don't let her drag you down with her. |
89 | 00:08:06,853 | 00:08:08,154 | You're better than that. | You're better than that. |
90 | 00:08:08,187 | 00:08:09,255 | I'll do my best. | I'll do my best. |
91 | 00:08:09,288 | 00:08:11,624 | I love you too mom. | I love you too mom. |
92 | 00:08:11,657 | 00:08:12,291 | Mwah. | Mwah. |
93 | 00:08:13,693 | 00:08:15,261 | (Foreign language) | (Foreign language) |
94 | 00:08:16,863 | 00:08:17,830 | Have fun. | Have fun. |
95 | 00:08:17,864 | 00:08:19,866 | Woah! | Woah! |
96 | 00:08:29,308 | 00:08:30,776 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
97 | 00:08:32,311 | 00:08:33,679 | Creep. | Creep. |
98 | 00:08:33,713 | 00:08:34,614 | Blair. | Blair. |
99 | 00:08:34,647 | 00:08:35,348 | What? | What? |
100 | 00:08:35,381 | 00:08:36,282 | That guy has always been creepy. | That guy has always been creepy. |
101 | 00:08:36,315 | 00:08:38,784 | I know he's a serial killer. | I know he's a serial killer. |
102 | 00:08:40,987 | 00:08:41,787 | You don't know that. | You don't know that. |
103 | 00:08:41,821 | 00:08:43,956 | Who cares about creepy old guy? | Who cares about creepy old guy? |
104 | 00:08:43,990 | 00:08:45,625 | I'm just glad that my parents are finally gone, | I'm just glad that my parents are finally gone, |
105 | 00:08:45,658 | 00:08:47,894 | I hope their plane crashes. | I hope their plane crashes. |
106 | 00:08:47,927 | 00:08:50,029 | Shut up, I can't believe you just said that. | Shut up, I can't believe you just said that. |
107 | 00:08:50,062 | 00:08:52,598 | You probably have the coolest parents ever. | You probably have the coolest parents ever. |
108 | 00:08:52,632 | 00:08:55,067 | Why do you think I spent so much time here growing up? | Why do you think I spent so much time here growing up? |
109 | 00:08:55,101 | 00:08:56,202 | Um, because your family was poor | Um, because your family was poor |
110 | 00:08:56,235 | 00:08:58,838 | and didn't even have cable TV. | and didn't even have cable TV. |
111 | 00:08:58,871 | 00:09:00,239 | Um, ouch. | Um, ouch. |
112 | 00:09:00,273 | 00:09:01,674 | I was over here so much | I was over here so much |
113 | 00:09:01,707 | 00:09:03,175 | because my parents weren't ever around. | because my parents weren't ever around. |
114 | 00:09:03,209 | 00:09:05,111 | Your parents actually paid attention to us. | Your parents actually paid attention to us. |
115 | 00:09:05,144 | 00:09:06,145 | I love your parents. | I love your parents. |
116 | 00:09:06,178 | 00:09:07,179 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
117 | 00:09:07,213 | 00:09:08,714 | You can have them. | You can have them. |
118 | 00:09:14,320 | 00:09:17,156 | Oh my god, is that your brother? | Oh my god, is that your brother? |
119 | 00:09:17,189 | 00:09:19,091 | Oh yeah, that's what he grew up to look like. | Oh yeah, that's what he grew up to look like. |
120 | 00:09:19,125 | 00:09:21,894 | Oh my god, look at that beard. | Oh my god, look at that beard. |
121 | 00:09:21,928 | 00:09:23,396 | I know it's, so stupid. | I know it's, so stupid. |
122 | 00:09:23,429 | 00:09:25,965 | He used to look so normal. | He used to look so normal. |
123 | 00:09:27,233 | 00:09:31,203 | And yet he's the one your parents are more proud of. | And yet he's the one your parents are more proud of. |
124 | 00:09:31,237 | 00:09:33,072 | I guess it says a lot about you. | I guess it says a lot about you. |
125 | 00:09:33,105 | 00:09:34,206 | Go to hell. | Go to hell. |
126 | 00:09:35,441 | 00:09:37,143 | And this photo, | And this photo, |
127 | 00:09:37,176 | 00:09:39,745 | I can't believe you let your parents hang this. | I can't believe you let your parents hang this. |
128 | 00:09:39,779 | 00:09:40,413 | Screw you. | Screw you. |
129 | 00:09:40,446 | 00:09:41,881 | I was a cute kid. | I was a cute kid. |
130 | 00:09:41,914 | 00:09:44,016 | Have you seen your childhood photos? | Have you seen your childhood photos? |
131 | 00:09:44,050 | 00:09:46,953 | I seem to recall a world record setting uni-brow. | I seem to recall a world record setting uni-brow. |
132 | 00:09:46,986 | 00:09:49,388 | Um, my uni-brow never actually won anything, | Um, my uni-brow never actually won anything, |
133 | 00:09:49,422 | 00:09:52,325 | it was disqualified for substance abuse. | it was disqualified for substance abuse. |
134 | 00:09:52,358 | 00:09:54,060 | You're so weird. | You're so weird. |
135 | 00:09:55,227 | 00:09:58,097 | Maybe, but that uni-brow was fierce. | Maybe, but that uni-brow was fierce. |
136 | 00:09:58,130 | 00:09:59,999 | I might actually grow it back. | I might actually grow it back. |
137 | 00:10:00,032 | 00:10:01,867 | Oh, you do that. | Oh, you do that. |
138 | 00:10:01,901 | 00:10:03,436 | I'm gonna go put this dumb dog in my parents room | I'm gonna go put this dumb dog in my parents room |
139 | 00:10:03,469 | 00:10:06,305 | and I'll meet you out at the pool. | and I'll meet you out at the pool. |
140 | 00:10:18,918 | 00:10:21,787 | What now? | What now? |
141 | 00:10:26,826 | 00:10:29,061 | What the hell are you doing here? | What the hell are you doing here? |
142 | 00:10:29,095 | 00:10:30,196 | Oh, judging by your tone, | Oh, judging by your tone, |
143 | 00:10:30,229 | 00:10:32,231 | I don't suppose you'll be trying to make out with me | I don't suppose you'll be trying to make out with me |
144 | 00:10:32,264 | 00:10:34,166 | in the tool shed like you did last time I was here. | in the tool shed like you did last time I was here. |
145 | 00:10:34,200 | 00:10:36,202 | Ew, you wish. | Ew, you wish. |
146 | 00:10:36,235 | 00:10:37,837 | I was like 15 back then | I was like 15 back then |
147 | 00:10:37,870 | 00:10:40,706 | and you pretty much forced yourself on me. | and you pretty much forced yourself on me. |
148 | 00:10:40,740 | 00:10:43,175 | Oh well, that story certainly worked to your benefit | Oh well, that story certainly worked to your benefit |
149 | 00:10:43,209 | 00:10:44,377 | back then didn't it? | back then didn't it? |
150 | 00:10:44,410 | 00:10:46,112 | Did you think I would actually fall | Did you think I would actually fall |
151 | 00:10:46,145 | 00:10:49,915 | for the dirty white trash kid that mowed our lawn? | for the dirty white trash kid that mowed our lawn? |
152 | 00:10:49,949 | 00:10:52,752 | No, I know you were just using me to piss off your dad. | No, I know you were just using me to piss off your dad. |
153 | 00:10:52,785 | 00:10:54,120 | And that's why I stopped you. | And that's why I stopped you. |
154 | 00:10:54,153 | 00:10:56,222 | Your dad was awesome and I wasn't gonna mess that up | Your dad was awesome and I wasn't gonna mess that up |
155 | 00:10:56,255 | 00:10:58,724 | just so you could get a pony for Christmas. | just so you could get a pony for Christmas. |
156 | 00:10:58,758 | 00:11:02,228 | If I remember correctly, my dad fired you. | If I remember correctly, my dad fired you. |
157 | 00:11:02,261 | 00:11:05,831 | Which means you are no longer welcome here. | Which means you are no longer welcome here. |
158 | 00:11:07,033 | 00:11:09,335 | Yeah he did, but only because you lied to him | Yeah he did, but only because you lied to him |
159 | 00:11:09,368 | 00:11:11,937 | and told him I forced myself on you. | and told him I forced myself on you. |
160 | 00:11:11,971 | 00:11:13,305 | I assume you left out the part | I assume you left out the part |
161 | 00:11:13,339 | 00:11:15,808 | where you begged me to take your virginity. | where you begged me to take your virginity. |
162 | 00:11:15,841 | 00:11:17,743 | What the, no. | What the, no. |
163 | 00:11:17,777 | 00:11:19,145 | How dare you think that | How dare you think that |
164 | 00:11:19,178 | 00:11:21,414 | I would want you to take my virginity. | I would want you to take my virginity. |
165 | 00:11:23,315 | 00:11:25,117 | Look, that was a long time ago. | Look, that was a long time ago. |
166 | 00:11:25,151 | 00:11:28,387 | Even though you pretty much ruined my teenage years, | Even though you pretty much ruined my teenage years, |
167 | 00:11:28,421 | 00:11:29,889 | I'm over it. | I'm over it. |
168 | 00:11:29,922 | 00:11:31,190 | You should be too. | You should be too. |
169 | 00:11:31,223 | 00:11:32,758 | We're both adults right. | We're both adults right. |
170 | 00:11:32,792 | 00:11:33,759 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
171 | 00:11:33,793 | 00:11:35,327 | My mom said Nancy was in town | My mom said Nancy was in town |
172 | 00:11:35,361 | 00:11:37,196 | and I figured she'd be here. | and I figured she'd be here. |
173 | 00:11:37,229 | 00:11:38,798 | I haven't seen my sister in over a year. | I haven't seen my sister in over a year. |
174 | 00:11:38,831 | 00:11:39,432 | Why? | Why? |
175 | 00:11:39,465 | 00:11:41,167 | Where you in jail? | Where you in jail? |
176 | 00:11:41,200 | 00:11:42,334 | I'm more than willing to put this shit behind me. | I'm more than willing to put this shit behind me. |
177 | 00:11:42,368 | 00:11:44,203 | Play nice, even be friends, | Play nice, even be friends, |
178 | 00:11:44,236 | 00:11:47,173 | just so I can hang out with my sister. | just so I can hang out with my sister. |
179 | 00:11:47,206 | 00:11:48,274 | So is she here? | So is she here? |
180 | 00:11:48,307 | 00:11:49,542 | Step-sister. | Step-sister. |
181 | 00:11:49,575 | 00:11:51,310 | And no, I haven't seen her. | And no, I haven't seen her. |
182 | 00:11:51,343 | 00:11:53,512 | Sorry, so I guess you'll just have to go back to | Sorry, so I guess you'll just have to go back to |
183 | 00:11:53,546 | 00:11:56,182 | your double wide and drink yourself to death | your double wide and drink yourself to death |
184 | 00:11:56,215 | 00:11:58,217 | like your daddy did. | like your daddy did. |
185 | 00:11:58,250 | 00:12:00,886 | What the fuck did you just say? | What the fuck did you just say? |
186 | 00:12:00,920 | 00:12:02,288 | Stuck up little bitch. | Stuck up little bitch. |
187 | 00:12:02,321 | 00:12:03,989 | You think you're so special | You think you're so special |
188 | 00:12:04,023 | 00:12:06,325 | 'cause you live in this big, stupid house. | 'cause you live in this big, stupid house. |
189 | 00:12:06,358 | 00:12:08,260 | The world would be a better place | The world would be a better place |
190 | 00:12:08,294 | 00:12:11,097 | without you and all your perfect little friends. | without you and all your perfect little friends. |
191 | 00:12:11,130 | 00:12:12,264 | This isn't over. | This isn't over. |
192 | 00:12:17,503 | 00:12:21,006 | Your degenerate brother just stopped by. | Your degenerate brother just stopped by. |
193 | 00:12:21,040 | 00:12:22,174 | What? | What? |
194 | 00:12:22,208 | 00:12:23,142 | Where is he? | Where is he? |
195 | 00:12:23,175 | 00:12:24,110 | You don't actually think I would let that | You don't actually think I would let that |
196 | 00:12:24,143 | 00:12:27,213 | dirty trailer trash back into my house do you? | dirty trailer trash back into my house do you? |
197 | 00:12:27,246 | 00:12:28,481 | Blair. | Blair. |
198 | 00:12:28,514 | 00:12:30,182 | What? | What? |
199 | 00:12:30,216 | 00:12:31,183 | I can't trust him around all of these expensive things. | I can't trust him around all of these expensive things. |
200 | 00:12:31,217 | 00:12:32,051 | It would be irresponsible | It would be irresponsible |
201 | 00:12:32,084 | 00:12:34,353 | for me to put him in that position. | for me to put him in that position. |
202 | 00:12:34,386 | 00:12:36,989 | He's not a criminal Blair, he's a chef. | He's not a criminal Blair, he's a chef. |
203 | 00:12:37,022 | 00:12:38,357 | Oh sure, take his side. | Oh sure, take his side. |
204 | 00:12:38,390 | 00:12:41,560 | I don't understand what you see in him anyways. | I don't understand what you see in him anyways. |
205 | 00:12:41,594 | 00:12:44,330 | He's my brother Blair, that's what I see in him. | He's my brother Blair, that's what I see in him. |
206 | 00:12:44,363 | 00:12:47,900 | And yes, I'll always be on his side, no matter what. | And yes, I'll always be on his side, no matter what. |
207 | 00:12:47,933 | 00:12:50,136 | Um, he's your step-brother | Um, he's your step-brother |
208 | 00:12:50,169 | 00:12:53,172 | and I'm pretty sure that's called the Stockholm situation. | and I'm pretty sure that's called the Stockholm situation. |
209 | 00:12:53,205 | 00:12:55,541 | It's called family you ding-dong. | It's called family you ding-dong. |
210 | 00:12:55,574 | 00:12:57,476 | Oh wow, good for you. | Oh wow, good for you. |
211 | 00:12:58,611 | 00:13:01,380 | Look how far your family have gotten you. | Look how far your family have gotten you. |
212 | 00:13:01,413 | 00:13:03,349 | You're a piece of work, you know that Blair. | You're a piece of work, you know that Blair. |
213 | 00:13:03,382 | 00:13:05,618 | I mean you should be kissing my brothers ass | I mean you should be kissing my brothers ass |
214 | 00:13:05,651 | 00:13:07,920 | after what you did to him back in high school. | after what you did to him back in high school. |
215 | 00:13:07,953 | 00:13:09,288 | Was it that supposed to mean? | Was it that supposed to mean? |
216 | 00:13:09,321 | 00:13:10,556 | You know what it means. | You know what it means. |
217 | 00:13:10,589 | 00:13:12,424 | Don't tell me that you're so self-centered | Don't tell me that you're so self-centered |
218 | 00:13:12,458 | 00:13:14,994 | you could forget about ruining someone's life. | you could forget about ruining someone's life. |
219 | 00:13:15,027 | 00:13:16,295 | Oh, please. | Oh, please. |
220 | 00:13:16,328 | 00:13:18,264 | He is the one that went after me. | He is the one that went after me. |
221 | 00:13:18,297 | 00:13:19,565 | He is lucky that my dad didn't press charges | He is lucky that my dad didn't press charges |
222 | 00:13:19,598 | 00:13:21,467 | and have him arrested. | and have him arrested. |
223 | 00:13:21,500 | 00:13:23,202 | Really? | Really? |
224 | 00:13:23,235 | 00:13:25,104 | You've been telling yourself that BS version for so long | You've been telling yourself that BS version for so long |
225 | 00:13:25,137 | 00:13:27,339 | you actually started to believe it's true. | you actually started to believe it's true. |
226 | 00:13:27,373 | 00:13:28,274 | It is true. | It is true. |
227 | 00:13:28,307 | 00:13:30,409 | I was the victim, how dare you. | I was the victim, how dare you. |
228 | 00:13:30,442 | 00:13:33,445 | And you certainly made a perfect little victim didn't you. | And you certainly made a perfect little victim didn't you. |
229 | 00:13:33,479 | 00:13:35,548 | But what you forget is I was actually there. | But what you forget is I was actually there. |
230 | 00:13:35,581 | 00:13:37,316 | I know exactly what happened. | I know exactly what happened. |
231 | 00:13:37,349 | 00:13:39,051 | Oh you do? | Oh you do? |
232 | 00:13:39,084 | 00:13:40,986 | Yeah, I do. | Yeah, I do. |
233 | 00:13:41,020 | 00:13:42,321 | You wanted to get back at your father | You wanted to get back at your father |
234 | 00:13:42,354 | 00:13:44,223 | like a spoiled little brat. | like a spoiled little brat. |
235 | 00:13:44,256 | 00:13:45,457 | And when Danny rejected you | And when Danny rejected you |
236 | 00:13:45,491 | 00:13:47,426 | you found a way to get back at them both. | you found a way to get back at them both. |
237 | 00:13:47,459 | 00:13:48,594 | So you invented that little story | So you invented that little story |
238 | 00:13:48,627 | 00:13:51,163 | about him trying to make out with you in the pool shed. | about him trying to make out with you in the pool shed. |
239 | 00:13:51,197 | 00:13:53,499 | But he did try to make out with me in the pool shed. | But he did try to make out with me in the pool shed. |
240 | 00:13:53,532 | 00:13:55,668 | No, you lied to your father. | No, you lied to your father. |
241 | 00:13:55,701 | 00:13:57,369 | You got Danny fired. | You got Danny fired. |
242 | 00:13:57,403 | 00:13:58,971 | And I don't even want to imagine | And I don't even want to imagine |
243 | 00:13:59,004 | 00:14:01,207 | the beating he got from our father because of it. | the beating he got from our father because of it. |
244 | 00:14:01,240 | 00:14:02,408 | I forgave you back then | I forgave you back then |
245 | 00:14:02,441 | 00:14:06,045 | because I wanted so badly to sit at the cool girls table. | because I wanted so badly to sit at the cool girls table. |
246 | 00:14:06,078 | 00:14:08,147 | Look how far that got me. | Look how far that got me. |
247 | 00:14:08,180 | 00:14:09,381 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
248 | 00:14:09,415 | 00:14:12,218 | I'm gonna go call my brother. | I'm gonna go call my brother. |
249 | 00:14:19,124 | 00:14:20,125 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
250 | 00:14:21,393 | 00:14:23,062 | There is no way | There is no way |
251 | 00:14:23,095 | 00:14:27,032 | I'm wearing this disgusting romper when they get here. | I'm wearing this disgusting romper when they get here. |
252 | 00:14:50,556 | 00:14:52,424 | This won't ever work. | This won't ever work. |
253 | 00:14:52,458 | 00:14:54,093 | Um. | Um. |
254 | 00:15:28,661 | 00:15:30,562 | Who the fuck would wear that? | Who the fuck would wear that? |
255 | 00:15:35,768 | 00:15:37,136 | What? | What? |
256 | 00:15:37,169 | 00:15:39,705 | Why don't I own anything that works? | Why don't I own anything that works? |
257 | 00:15:41,040 | 00:15:42,374 | This might work. | This might work. |
258 | 00:15:46,111 | 00:15:46,745 | Uh. | Uh. |
259 | 00:15:51,583 | 00:15:53,018 | This is killer. | This is killer. |
260 | 00:16:03,529 | 00:16:04,563 | Hello? | Hello? |
261 | 00:16:05,464 | 00:16:07,232 | Who is that? | Who is that? |
262 | 00:16:07,266 | 00:16:08,100 | Hello? | Hello? |
263 | 00:16:11,103 | 00:16:12,104 | Who is that? | Who is that? |
264 | 00:16:22,081 | 00:16:24,350 | Where'd you go now pervert? | Where'd you go now pervert? |
265 | 00:16:57,516 | 00:16:59,251 | God, what are you doing? | God, what are you doing? |
266 | 00:16:59,284 | 00:17:00,652 | What is wrong with you now? | What is wrong with you now? |
267 | 00:17:00,686 | 00:17:01,653 | Screw you. | Screw you. |
268 | 00:17:01,687 | 00:17:03,288 | Somebody's fucking with me and if it's not you, | Somebody's fucking with me and if it's not you, |
269 | 00:17:03,322 | 00:17:05,257 | it's probably your piece of shit brother. | it's probably your piece of shit brother. |
270 | 00:17:05,290 | 00:17:06,425 | Unbelievable. | Unbelievable. |
271 | 00:17:06,458 | 00:17:08,394 | Okay, can we leave my brother out of the conversation | Okay, can we leave my brother out of the conversation |
272 | 00:17:08,427 | 00:17:09,862 | for the rest of the day. | for the rest of the day. |
273 | 00:17:09,895 | 00:17:12,531 | Besides, practical jokes aren't really his style. | Besides, practical jokes aren't really his style. |
274 | 00:17:12,564 | 00:17:14,633 | Now if you said somebody was trying to kill you, | Now if you said somebody was trying to kill you, |
275 | 00:17:14,666 | 00:17:16,702 | then I'd consider Danny a suspect. | then I'd consider Danny a suspect. |
276 | 00:17:16,735 | 00:17:18,170 | Bitch. | Bitch. |
277 | 00:17:18,203 | 00:17:20,773 | Well, whoever it is, they're about to get | Well, whoever it is, they're about to get |
278 | 00:17:20,806 | 00:17:24,510 | a $500 bottle of Dom shoved up their ass. | a $500 bottle of Dom shoved up their ass. |
279 | 00:17:24,543 | 00:17:26,245 | Well then you better wish it's not my brother, | Well then you better wish it's not my brother, |
280 | 00:17:26,278 | 00:17:27,746 | because he'd consider that flirting. | because he'd consider that flirting. |
281 | 00:17:27,780 | 00:17:30,349 | Your whole family is disgusting. | Your whole family is disgusting. |
282 | 00:17:30,382 | 00:17:31,717 | Uh, thank you. | Uh, thank you. |
283 | 00:17:45,697 | 00:17:46,532 | Shh. | Shh. |
284 | 00:17:47,599 | 00:17:50,302 | I thought I heard something. | I thought I heard something. |
285 | 00:18:00,846 | 00:18:02,581 | Stupid bitch! | Stupid bitch! |
286 | 00:18:02,614 | 00:18:04,450 | You scared the shit out of me. | You scared the shit out of me. |
287 | 00:18:04,483 | 00:18:06,452 | That wasn't funny at all. | That wasn't funny at all. |
288 | 00:18:06,485 | 00:18:09,254 | Screw you bitch, maybe if you didn't lock the front door | Screw you bitch, maybe if you didn't lock the front door |
289 | 00:18:09,288 | 00:18:11,156 | we wouldn't have to sneak through the garage | we wouldn't have to sneak through the garage |
290 | 00:18:11,190 | 00:18:13,325 | like the goddamn housekeeper. | like the goddamn housekeeper. |
291 | 00:18:13,358 | 00:18:14,593 | I need a drink. | I need a drink. |
292 | 00:18:27,539 | 00:18:30,275 | Does anybody know how to make a Mojito? | Does anybody know how to make a Mojito? |
293 | 00:18:30,309 | 00:18:33,612 | Do I look like I would know how to make a fucking Mojito? | Do I look like I would know how to make a fucking Mojito? |
294 | 00:18:33,645 | 00:18:35,547 | I'm not even Italian. | I'm not even Italian. |
295 | 00:18:35,581 | 00:18:37,483 | What about a Miami Vice? | What about a Miami Vice? |
296 | 00:18:37,516 | 00:18:39,518 | No, I'm not a fucking bartender. | No, I'm not a fucking bartender. |
297 | 00:18:39,551 | 00:18:42,287 | Doesn't your dad like own bars or something? | Doesn't your dad like own bars or something? |
298 | 00:18:42,321 | 00:18:44,490 | Yeah, like 20 of them. | Yeah, like 20 of them. |
299 | 00:18:44,523 | 00:18:48,760 | That's why we have people make the drinks for us. | That's why we have people make the drinks for us. |
300 | 00:18:48,794 | 00:18:51,730 | You're on your phone, you google it. | You're on your phone, you google it. |
301 | 00:18:51,763 | 00:18:54,333 | I'm in the middle of something, you google it. | I'm in the middle of something, you google it. |
302 | 00:18:55,501 | 00:18:57,703 | Why don't you go grab a few bottles of champagne. | Why don't you go grab a few bottles of champagne. |
303 | 00:18:57,736 | 00:19:00,939 | Blair, I assume my dad pays your dad enough money | Blair, I assume my dad pays your dad enough money |
304 | 00:19:00,973 | 00:19:03,275 | to afford the good stuff? | to afford the good stuff? |
305 | 00:19:04,877 | 00:19:07,980 | Nancy, be a doll and go grab a couple bottles of champagne | Nancy, be a doll and go grab a couple bottles of champagne |
306 | 00:19:08,013 | 00:19:10,649 | from the wine chiller and then meet us out by the pool. | from the wine chiller and then meet us out by the pool. |
307 | 00:19:10,682 | 00:19:13,485 | Um, how about I say hi first. | Um, how about I say hi first. |
308 | 00:19:14,553 | 00:19:15,387 | Um, hi. | Um, hi. |
309 | 00:19:20,692 | 00:19:22,928 | Are we supposed to know who you are or something? | Are we supposed to know who you are or something? |
310 | 00:19:22,961 | 00:19:26,865 | Did you work for one of our houses before you came here? | Did you work for one of our houses before you came here? |
311 | 00:19:26,899 | 00:19:28,634 | I don't work here. | I don't work here. |
312 | 00:19:28,667 | 00:19:29,868 | I'm Nancy. | I'm Nancy. |
313 | 00:19:29,902 | 00:19:30,736 | Nancy. | Nancy. |
314 | 00:19:31,970 | 00:19:34,640 | We went to high school together. | We went to high school together. |
315 | 00:19:34,673 | 00:19:37,709 | Sorry, doesn't ring a bell. | Sorry, doesn't ring a bell. |
316 | 00:19:37,743 | 00:19:40,445 | I sat next to you in Economics. | I sat next to you in Economics. |
317 | 00:19:40,479 | 00:19:42,481 | You copied off my tests. | You copied off my tests. |
318 | 00:19:43,549 | 00:19:44,750 | Seriously? | Seriously? |
319 | 00:19:44,783 | 00:19:46,752 | Can you just go grab the champagne. | Can you just go grab the champagne. |
320 | 00:19:46,785 | 00:19:49,688 | Well of course Miss Blair, I'll get right on it. | Well of course Miss Blair, I'll get right on it. |
321 | 00:19:49,721 | 00:19:51,823 | It was great catching up with you guys. | It was great catching up with you guys. |
322 | 00:19:51,857 | 00:19:52,658 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
323 | 00:19:52,691 | 00:19:53,859 | Bye. | Bye. |
324 | 00:19:53,892 | 00:19:55,594 | Everything you need is behind the bar. | Everything you need is behind the bar. |
325 | 00:19:55,627 | 00:19:58,664 | Don't forget to put it on ice, meet you by the pool. | Don't forget to put it on ice, meet you by the pool. |
326 | 00:19:58,697 | 00:20:00,499 | Alright let's go. | Alright let's go. |
327 | 00:20:00,532 | 00:20:01,366 | Ladies. | Ladies. |
328 | 00:20:07,606 | 00:20:09,841 | Oh, let me put on some music. | Oh, let me put on some music. |
329 | 00:20:25,891 | 00:20:27,292 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
330 | 00:20:27,326 | 00:20:28,527 | Much better. | Much better. |
331 | 00:20:28,560 | 00:20:30,762 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
332 | 00:20:30,796 | 00:20:32,798 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
333 | 00:20:32,831 | 00:20:35,467 | ♪ Give a toast to the champion | ♪ Give a toast to the champion |
334 | 00:20:35,500 | 00:20:37,436 | ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ | ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ |
335 | 00:20:37,469 | 00:20:39,771 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
336 | 00:20:39,805 | 00:20:41,940 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
337 | 00:20:41,974 | 00:20:44,776 | ♪ Give a toast to the champion | ♪ Give a toast to the champion |
338 | 00:20:44,810 | 00:20:46,778 | ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ | ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ |
339 | 00:20:46,812 | 00:20:49,414 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
340 | 00:20:49,448 | 00:20:51,683 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
341 | 00:20:51,717 | 00:20:53,819 | ♪ Give a toast to the champions, yeah ♪ | ♪ Give a toast to the champions, yeah ♪ |
342 | 00:20:53,852 | 00:20:56,655 | ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ | ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ |
343 | 00:20:56,688 | 00:20:58,890 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
344 | 00:20:58,924 | 00:21:01,360 | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby | ♪ It's a jungle out there baby |
345 | 00:21:01,393 | 00:21:03,795 | ♪ Yeah | ♪ Yeah |
346 | 00:21:30,122 | 00:21:32,791 | Please tell me this pool is saline. | Please tell me this pool is saline. |
347 | 00:21:32,824 | 00:21:34,760 | My skin cannot handle chlorine. | My skin cannot handle chlorine. |
348 | 00:21:34,793 | 00:21:36,795 | I just hope it's fucking heated | I just hope it's fucking heated |
349 | 00:21:36,828 | 00:21:39,131 | or I'm not getting in at all. | or I'm not getting in at all. |
350 | 00:21:39,164 | 00:21:40,899 | The pool is heated. | The pool is heated. |
351 | 00:21:40,932 | 00:21:43,869 | It's not chlorine and champagne is on the way. | It's not chlorine and champagne is on the way. |
352 | 00:21:43,902 | 00:21:47,105 | So stop your bitching and start relaxing. | So stop your bitching and start relaxing. |
353 | 00:21:53,111 | 00:21:54,579 | What a psycho. | What a psycho. |
354 | 00:21:54,613 | 00:21:55,947 | Who? | Who? |
355 | 00:21:55,981 | 00:21:58,583 | Drew he keeps texting me, like non stop. | Drew he keeps texting me, like non stop. |
356 | 00:21:58,617 | 00:21:59,985 | What's his problem? | What's his problem? |
357 | 00:22:00,018 | 00:22:02,487 | I told him I was going to the spa today with my mom | I told him I was going to the spa today with my mom |
358 | 00:22:02,521 | 00:22:03,655 | so he wouldn't bug me. | so he wouldn't bug me. |
359 | 00:22:03,689 | 00:22:05,824 | But apparently my mom just posted a picture of herself | But apparently my mom just posted a picture of herself |
360 | 00:22:05,857 | 00:22:07,926 | eating lunch with Dwayne Newton. | eating lunch with Dwayne Newton. |
361 | 00:22:07,959 | 00:22:09,061 | Who? | Who? |
362 | 00:22:09,094 | 00:22:11,630 | I don't know, but now he's pissed and freaking out | I don't know, but now he's pissed and freaking out |
363 | 00:22:11,663 | 00:22:13,665 | and he thinks that I'm cheating on him. | and he thinks that I'm cheating on him. |
364 | 00:22:13,699 | 00:22:14,800 | Who cares? | Who cares? |
365 | 00:22:14,833 | 00:22:16,001 | He's not even that hot. | He's not even that hot. |
366 | 00:22:16,034 | 00:22:18,036 | He's totally got a dad vibe. | He's totally got a dad vibe. |
367 | 00:22:18,070 | 00:22:19,971 | Yeah, just get over it. | Yeah, just get over it. |
368 | 00:22:20,005 | 00:22:21,807 | He looks like a homeless man. | He looks like a homeless man. |
369 | 00:22:21,840 | 00:22:24,943 | And didn't you say he likes toys or something, | And didn't you say he likes toys or something, |
370 | 00:22:24,976 | 00:22:28,647 | such a creep and a total fucking loser. | such a creep and a total fucking loser. |
371 | 00:22:28,680 | 00:22:29,981 | Yeah, such a loser. | Yeah, such a loser. |
372 | 00:22:30,015 | 00:22:32,184 | But, you probably can't do better anyways, | But, you probably can't do better anyways, |
373 | 00:22:32,217 | 00:22:34,986 | so you should just stay with him. | so you should just stay with him. |
374 | 00:22:35,020 | 00:22:35,887 | Bitch. | Bitch. |
375 | 00:22:35,921 | 00:22:37,956 | He does totally worship you though. | He does totally worship you though. |
376 | 00:22:37,989 | 00:22:40,792 | Plus, he parents do own half of Maui | Plus, he parents do own half of Maui |
377 | 00:22:40,826 | 00:22:43,428 | so you should think about that. | so you should think about that. |
378 | 00:22:45,564 | 00:22:46,932 | Aren't you supposed to be friends? | Aren't you supposed to be friends? |
379 | 00:22:46,965 | 00:22:48,800 | Like aren't you supposed to tell me how pretty I am | Like aren't you supposed to tell me how pretty I am |
380 | 00:22:48,834 | 00:22:51,036 | and how much I don't need a man in my life? | and how much I don't need a man in my life? |
381 | 00:22:51,069 | 00:22:53,638 | This isn't a movie, so no. | This isn't a movie, so no. |
382 | 00:22:53,672 | 00:22:54,840 | You're not getting any younger | You're not getting any younger |
383 | 00:22:54,873 | 00:22:59,644 | and the only job you truly qualify for is being a hooker. | and the only job you truly qualify for is being a hooker. |
384 | 00:22:59,678 | 00:23:04,216 | So get those lips around that rich dick and hold on tight. | So get those lips around that rich dick and hold on tight. |
385 | 00:23:04,249 | 00:23:04,883 | Damn. | Damn. |
386 | 00:23:07,486 | 00:23:10,055 | Oh my god, you guys are right. | Oh my god, you guys are right. |
387 | 00:23:10,088 | 00:23:13,725 | I don't wanna end up old and desperate like her mom. | I don't wanna end up old and desperate like her mom. |
388 | 00:23:13,759 | 00:23:16,762 | I better go and call him right away. | I better go and call him right away. |
389 | 00:23:29,808 | 00:23:31,910 | What's her problem? | What's her problem? |
390 | 00:23:31,943 | 00:23:34,613 | Sugar daddy issues, but who cares about her anyways? | Sugar daddy issues, but who cares about her anyways? |
391 | 00:23:34,646 | 00:23:36,047 | Let's just drink. | Let's just drink. |
392 | 00:23:39,818 | 00:23:42,721 | Come on Drew, answer the phone. | Come on Drew, answer the phone. |
393 | 00:23:42,754 | 00:23:46,491 | Hey sweetie, I'm so sorry I missed all your text messages. | Hey sweetie, I'm so sorry I missed all your text messages. |
394 | 00:23:46,525 | 00:23:51,530 | You know, my mom canceled so I went to the spa with Blair. | You know, my mom canceled so I went to the spa with Blair. |
395 | 00:23:52,197 | 00:23:53,598 | I know how you hate girl drama, | I know how you hate girl drama, |
396 | 00:23:53,632 | 00:23:55,167 | you know, you're such a busy guy and all. | you know, you're such a busy guy and all. |
397 | 00:23:55,200 | 00:23:56,968 | You know what, I promise I'll make it up to you | You know what, I promise I'll make it up to you |
398 | 00:23:57,002 | 00:23:58,503 | the next time I see you. | the next time I see you. |
399 | 00:23:58,537 | 00:24:00,105 | Alright sweetie, I love you. | Alright sweetie, I love you. |
400 | 00:24:00,138 | 00:24:01,273 | Bye. | Bye. |
401 | 00:24:01,306 | 00:24:02,574 | Mwah. | Mwah. |
402 | 00:24:29,334 | 00:24:30,135 | Pool party bitches. | Pool party bitches. |
403 | 00:25:07,072 | 00:25:09,107 | She's still on the phone. | She's still on the phone. |
404 | 00:25:09,140 | 00:25:10,342 | Of course she is, | Of course she is, |
405 | 00:25:10,375 | 00:25:14,079 | she's on the phone with her stupid boyfriend | she's on the phone with her stupid boyfriend |
406 | 00:25:14,112 | 00:25:16,715 | and we may never see her again. | and we may never see her again. |
407 | 00:25:21,620 | 00:25:25,857 | Hey Blair, I hope you don't mind but I invited Troy over. | Hey Blair, I hope you don't mind but I invited Troy over. |
408 | 00:25:25,891 | 00:25:28,126 | Wait, I thought this was a girls day? | Wait, I thought this was a girls day? |
409 | 00:25:28,159 | 00:25:29,928 | Blair, you said no boys allowed. | Blair, you said no boys allowed. |
410 | 00:25:29,961 | 00:25:32,063 | Yeah, I did say no boys allowed. | Yeah, I did say no boys allowed. |
411 | 00:25:32,097 | 00:25:34,032 | And I fucking meant it. | And I fucking meant it. |
412 | 00:25:34,065 | 00:25:37,369 | Text that prick right now and tell him he can't come. | Text that prick right now and tell him he can't come. |
413 | 00:25:37,402 | 00:25:40,939 | Oh, you're not still mad that I stole him from you | Oh, you're not still mad that I stole him from you |
414 | 00:25:40,972 | 00:25:42,974 | back in the eighth grade are you? | back in the eighth grade are you? |
415 | 00:25:43,008 | 00:25:45,043 | We weren't even friends then. | We weren't even friends then. |
416 | 00:25:45,076 | 00:25:47,045 | Besides, you were still a virgin | Besides, you were still a virgin |
417 | 00:25:47,078 | 00:25:50,115 | and guys like Troy need someone who will, | and guys like Troy need someone who will, |
418 | 00:25:50,148 | 00:25:53,318 | you know, satisfy their needs a little bit. | you know, satisfy their needs a little bit. |
419 | 00:25:53,351 | 00:25:55,954 | Oh, I've heard you satisfying his needs before | Oh, I've heard you satisfying his needs before |
420 | 00:25:55,987 | 00:25:58,056 | it sounds more like torture porn to me. | it sounds more like torture porn to me. |
421 | 00:25:58,089 | 00:26:00,959 | No, I am not still mad about that. | No, I am not still mad about that. |
422 | 00:26:00,992 | 00:26:03,295 | I never liked him, he's a complete perv. | I never liked him, he's a complete perv. |
423 | 00:26:03,328 | 00:26:07,399 | Which is the real reason why I don't want him at my house. | Which is the real reason why I don't want him at my house. |
424 | 00:26:07,432 | 00:26:10,402 | But we also all agreed, no boys. | But we also all agreed, no boys. |
425 | 00:26:10,435 | 00:26:13,238 | Take the stick out of your ass for a second. | Take the stick out of your ass for a second. |
426 | 00:26:13,271 | 00:26:14,973 | His parents are home all weekend | His parents are home all weekend |
427 | 00:26:15,006 | 00:26:17,208 | and my parents don't know that we're back together. | and my parents don't know that we're back together. |
428 | 00:26:17,242 | 00:26:22,247 | So, we need your house to spend some quality time together. | So, we need your house to spend some quality time together. |
429 | 00:26:23,114 | 00:26:24,749 | You mean like torture porn. | You mean like torture porn. |
430 | 00:26:24,783 | 00:26:27,052 | Well I guess you'll have to watch to find out. | Well I guess you'll have to watch to find out. |
431 | 00:26:27,085 | 00:26:30,388 | Look, I don't give a shit what freaky stuff you guys do | Look, I don't give a shit what freaky stuff you guys do |
432 | 00:26:30,422 | 00:26:33,992 | in your own homes, but there is no goddamn way | in your own homes, but there is no goddamn way |
433 | 00:26:34,025 | 00:26:37,228 | you and Troy are gonna do it in my house. | you and Troy are gonna do it in my house. |
434 | 00:26:40,465 | 00:26:43,134 | You bitches talking about me. | You bitches talking about me. |
435 | 00:26:43,168 | 00:26:45,270 | Hey Baby, I missed you. | Hey Baby, I missed you. |
436 | 00:26:48,306 | 00:26:52,143 | So, what is it that we're not doing at Blair's house? | So, what is it that we're not doing at Blair's house? |
437 | 00:26:52,177 | 00:26:53,078 | Everything. | Everything. |
438 | 00:26:53,111 | 00:26:54,245 | I mean, anything. | I mean, anything. |
439 | 00:26:54,279 | 00:26:56,114 | You aren't even supposed to be here today. | You aren't even supposed to be here today. |
440 | 00:26:56,147 | 00:26:57,349 | You're so rude. | You're so rude. |
441 | 00:26:57,382 | 00:26:59,184 | I don't care if it is, he was never invited, | I don't care if it is, he was never invited, |
442 | 00:26:59,217 | 00:27:02,921 | he's not supposed to be here and nobody wants him here. | he's not supposed to be here and nobody wants him here. |
443 | 00:27:02,954 | 00:27:04,923 | Well I'm pretty sure that's not true. | Well I'm pretty sure that's not true. |
444 | 00:27:04,956 | 00:27:07,425 | This chick hasn't taken her eyes off me since I got here. | This chick hasn't taken her eyes off me since I got here. |
445 | 00:27:07,459 | 00:27:09,794 | And I haven't even taken off my shirt yet. | And I haven't even taken off my shirt yet. |
446 | 00:27:09,828 | 00:27:10,895 | Go home Troy. | Go home Troy. |
447 | 00:27:10,929 | 00:27:14,399 | Don't worry about her Baby, she's just jealous. | Don't worry about her Baby, she's just jealous. |
448 | 00:27:14,432 | 00:27:19,437 | Not it's alright, I guess I'll not ruin your pity party. | Not it's alright, I guess I'll not ruin your pity party. |
449 | 00:27:20,305 | 00:27:21,272 | I'll be the gentleman and go. | I'll be the gentleman and go. |
450 | 00:27:21,306 | 00:27:22,207 | Thank you Troy. | Thank you Troy. |
451 | 00:27:22,240 | 00:27:24,175 | But, I'm not going far. | But, I'm not going far. |
452 | 00:27:25,210 | 00:27:29,080 | I'm gonna take his piece of ass with me too. | I'm gonna take his piece of ass with me too. |
453 | 00:27:33,351 | 00:27:35,253 | Bro, beer me. | Bro, beer me. |
454 | 00:27:35,286 | 00:27:36,454 | Yes brother. | Yes brother. |
455 | 00:27:51,870 | 00:27:52,771 | How's it going? | How's it going? |
456 | 00:27:52,804 | 00:27:54,139 | I'm Clay. | I'm Clay. |
457 | 00:27:54,172 | 00:27:55,940 | I'm Troy's brother. | I'm Troy's brother. |
458 | 00:28:05,350 | 00:28:07,318 | Do you think you could take your grandpa with you? | Do you think you could take your grandpa with you? |
459 | 00:28:07,352 | 00:28:11,156 | It's probably his nap time anyway. | It's probably his nap time anyway. |
460 | 00:28:11,189 | 00:28:13,858 | Whoa, take it easy sugar tits. | Whoa, take it easy sugar tits. |
461 | 00:28:15,160 | 00:28:17,328 | I'm not that much older than you are. | I'm not that much older than you are. |
462 | 00:28:17,362 | 00:28:21,066 | Yeah right, you probably went to high school with my dad. | Yeah right, you probably went to high school with my dad. |
463 | 00:28:21,099 | 00:28:25,236 | Actually, if I had been held back | Actually, if I had been held back |
464 | 00:28:25,270 | 00:28:27,305 | for just one more year, | for just one more year, |
465 | 00:28:27,338 | 00:28:30,875 | you and I would've gone to high school together. | you and I would've gone to high school together. |
466 | 00:28:30,909 | 00:28:34,179 | And I probably would have taken your virginity. | And I probably would have taken your virginity. |
467 | 00:28:34,212 | 00:28:35,880 | Over my dead body. | Over my dead body. |
468 | 00:28:37,382 | 00:28:40,018 | Necrophilia is a dying art. | Necrophilia is a dying art. |
469 | 00:28:41,453 | 00:28:44,989 | Ew, I don't even know what that means. | Ew, I don't even know what that means. |
470 | 00:28:46,391 | 00:28:49,327 | Well, now that the ice is broken. | Well, now that the ice is broken. |
471 | 00:28:50,895 | 00:28:53,298 | Let's get this party started. | Let's get this party started. |
472 | 00:28:53,331 | 00:28:54,165 | Whoa yeah. | Whoa yeah. |
473 | 00:29:05,043 | 00:29:06,344 | Good, you like it? | Good, you like it? |
474 | 00:30:36,634 | 00:30:38,069 | Did you hear that? | Did you hear that? |
475 | 00:30:38,102 | 00:30:39,504 | Someone's at the door I think. | Someone's at the door I think. |
476 | 00:30:39,537 | 00:30:41,639 | Unless you ordered us another Asian prostitute | Unless you ordered us another Asian prostitute |
477 | 00:30:41,673 | 00:30:43,374 | I don't give a shit. | I don't give a shit. |
478 | 00:31:21,246 | 00:31:25,650 | So, are you gonna come down here and fuck me or what? | So, are you gonna come down here and fuck me or what? |
479 | 00:31:27,285 | 00:31:28,720 | Oh I am indeed. | Oh I am indeed. |
480 | 00:31:28,753 | 00:31:32,657 | But first, I have to teach you a little lesson. | But first, I have to teach you a little lesson. |
481 | 00:31:35,460 | 00:31:38,496 | Ooh, I have been a bad girl. | Ooh, I have been a bad girl. |
482 | 00:31:46,104 | 00:31:49,641 | Hey could one of you girls do me a favor | Hey could one of you girls do me a favor |
483 | 00:31:49,674 | 00:31:54,445 | and help me put some lotion on my hard to reach places? | and help me put some lotion on my hard to reach places? |
484 | 00:31:57,448 | 00:32:00,318 | Nobody wants to put sunscreen on your dick Clay. | Nobody wants to put sunscreen on your dick Clay. |
485 | 00:32:00,351 | 00:32:03,588 | Oh honey, my dick isn't hard to reach at all. | Oh honey, my dick isn't hard to reach at all. |
486 | 00:32:03,621 | 00:32:06,991 | In fact, you could probably reach it from there | In fact, you could probably reach it from there |
487 | 00:32:07,025 | 00:32:10,595 | if you just say the right things to it. | if you just say the right things to it. |
488 | 00:32:10,628 | 00:32:14,098 | Does saying creepy stuff like that ever work on girls? | Does saying creepy stuff like that ever work on girls? |
489 | 00:32:14,132 | 00:32:18,303 | No, but I have a feeling it's gonna work on her. | No, but I have a feeling it's gonna work on her. |
490 | 00:32:19,771 | 00:32:21,472 | I don't get it. | I don't get it. |
491 | 00:32:21,506 | 00:32:23,274 | Oh, but you will. | Oh, but you will. |
492 | 00:32:25,043 | 00:32:26,311 | Ew, no way. | Ew, no way. |
493 | 00:32:26,344 | 00:32:28,413 | Well, she is a little slutty. | Well, she is a little slutty. |
494 | 00:32:28,446 | 00:32:30,214 | Who are we talking about? | Who are we talking about? |
495 | 00:32:30,248 | 00:32:32,650 | Not slutty enough to make that mistake. | Not slutty enough to make that mistake. |
496 | 00:32:32,684 | 00:32:35,687 | Hey, I have feelings too you know. | Hey, I have feelings too you know. |
497 | 00:32:37,522 | 00:32:41,059 | I actually thought he was kind of cute when he walked in. | I actually thought he was kind of cute when he walked in. |
498 | 00:32:41,092 | 00:32:41,726 | You did? | You did? |
499 | 00:32:43,261 | 00:32:44,696 | Not anymore. | Not anymore. |
500 | 00:32:45,663 | 00:32:47,298 | Suit yourself. | Suit yourself. |
501 | 00:32:47,332 | 00:32:52,136 | I already have my sights locked in on another target anyway. | I already have my sights locked in on another target anyway. |
502 | 00:32:53,604 | 00:32:54,772 | Gross. | Gross. |
503 | 00:32:54,806 | 00:32:57,241 | You're grosser than I am. | You're grosser than I am. |
504 | 00:33:11,656 | 00:33:13,424 | Did Tiffany really steal Troy from you | Did Tiffany really steal Troy from you |
505 | 00:33:13,458 | 00:33:14,559 | back in eighth grade? | back in eighth grade? |
506 | 00:33:14,592 | 00:33:15,827 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
507 | 00:33:15,860 | 00:33:16,828 | I don't think I could be friends with someone | I don't think I could be friends with someone |
508 | 00:33:16,861 | 00:33:18,196 | if they did that to me. | if they did that to me. |
509 | 00:33:18,229 | 00:33:20,398 | Please, she did me a favor. | Please, she did me a favor. |
510 | 00:33:20,431 | 00:33:22,567 | Besides, you're probably the only one of us here | Besides, you're probably the only one of us here |
511 | 00:33:22,600 | 00:33:25,103 | who doesn't have a boyfriend that she's slept with. | who doesn't have a boyfriend that she's slept with. |
512 | 00:33:25,136 | 00:33:27,605 | You just get used to her being.. | You just get used to her being.. |
513 | 00:33:27,638 | 00:33:28,506 | A rat shit hoe. | A rat shit hoe. |
514 | 00:33:28,539 | 00:33:31,109 | Exactly, yeah. | Exactly, yeah. |
515 | 00:33:35,713 | 00:33:38,416 | Oh man it's so hot out here. | Oh man it's so hot out here. |
516 | 00:33:40,818 | 00:33:43,554 | I think I should probably slip into something | I think I should probably slip into something |
517 | 00:33:43,588 | 00:33:47,625 | a little more suitable for this weather. | a little more suitable for this weather. |
518 | 00:33:47,658 | 00:33:48,693 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
519 | 00:33:58,302 | 00:34:00,371 | Anyone wanna come slap it? | Anyone wanna come slap it? |
520 | 00:34:06,611 | 00:34:09,380 | ♪ No more people to control | ♪ No more people to control |
521 | 00:34:09,414 | 00:34:10,615 | ♪ And you | ♪ And you |
522 | 00:34:10,648 | 00:34:11,549 | Tell me about it, | Tell me about it, |
523 | 00:34:11,582 | 00:34:12,650 | you said no boys at the party, | you said no boys at the party, |
524 | 00:34:12,683 | 00:34:14,385 | what about that fucking idiot? | what about that fucking idiot? |
525 | 00:34:14,419 | 00:34:15,553 | Come on Britney. | Come on Britney. |
526 | 00:34:19,590 | 00:34:21,692 | Oh you better be covering that thing up with something | Oh you better be covering that thing up with something |
527 | 00:34:21,726 | 00:34:23,261 | before you get out of the water, | before you get out of the water, |
528 | 00:34:23,294 | 00:34:26,297 | or I swear to god I will rip it off. | or I swear to god I will rip it off. |
529 | 00:34:27,498 | 00:34:30,401 | Don't you threaten me with a good time. | Don't you threaten me with a good time. |
530 | 00:34:43,614 | 00:34:45,650 | Yeah, I think they're all in there. | Yeah, I think they're all in there. |
531 | 00:34:45,683 | 00:34:46,684 | You can count 'em if you want. | You can count 'em if you want. |
532 | 00:34:47,552 | 00:34:48,686 | (Mumbles) | (Mumbles) |
533 | 00:34:48,719 | 00:34:49,587 | What's that babe? | What's that babe? |
534 | 00:34:49,620 | 00:34:50,788 | (Mumbles) | (Mumbles) |
535 | 00:34:50,822 | 00:34:52,256 | Yeah, I don't know. | Yeah, I don't know. |
536 | 00:34:52,290 | 00:34:53,691 | I mean you took an awful lot out of me, | I mean you took an awful lot out of me, |
537 | 00:34:53,724 | 00:34:55,426 | I don't if I'm ready for another round. | I don't if I'm ready for another round. |
538 | 00:34:56,294 | 00:34:57,495 | (Mumbles) | (Mumbles) |
539 | 00:34:57,528 | 00:34:58,729 | Tell you what, I'm gonna go downstairs, | Tell you what, I'm gonna go downstairs, |
540 | 00:34:58,763 | 00:35:00,698 | I'm gonna order a pizza and grab a beer. | I'm gonna order a pizza and grab a beer. |
541 | 00:35:00,731 | 00:35:03,434 | I'll give you a minute to warm up okay. | I'll give you a minute to warm up okay. |
542 | 00:35:03,468 | 00:35:06,237 | (Mumbles) | (Mumbles) |
543 | 00:35:08,806 | 00:35:11,242 | (Mumbling) | (Mumbling) |
544 | 00:35:53,651 | 00:35:54,685 | Babe! | Babe! |
545 | 00:36:02,293 | 00:36:04,762 | You're in luck, my boner's back. | You're in luck, my boner's back. |
546 | 00:36:17,842 | 00:36:19,210 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
547 | 00:36:33,691 | 00:36:36,761 | You son of a bitch! | You son of a bitch! |
548 | 00:36:36,794 | 00:36:39,730 | Oh come on Baby, it was just ice. | Oh come on Baby, it was just ice. |
549 | 00:36:40,698 | 00:36:42,600 | I didn't even think it was gonna bother you | I didn't even think it was gonna bother you |
550 | 00:36:42,633 | 00:36:45,002 | since your veins are filled with it. | since your veins are filled with it. |
551 | 00:36:45,036 | 00:36:46,637 | That's not funny. | That's not funny. |
552 | 00:36:46,671 | 00:36:48,272 | Can you just not be a total jerk for like an hour | Can you just not be a total jerk for like an hour |
553 | 00:36:48,306 | 00:36:50,575 | so your brother can finish defiling his girlfriend | so your brother can finish defiling his girlfriend |
554 | 00:36:50,608 | 00:36:55,446 | and then you can both get the hell out of my house. | and then you can both get the hell out of my house. |
555 | 00:36:56,914 | 00:36:58,916 | Are you serious right now? | Are you serious right now? |
556 | 00:36:58,950 | 00:37:01,686 | Jeez, Blair chill out. | Jeez, Blair chill out. |
557 | 00:37:01,719 | 00:37:03,788 | This is supposed to be a party. | This is supposed to be a party. |
558 | 00:37:15,666 | 00:37:18,402 | I don't know why she insisted to have a pool party | I don't know why she insisted to have a pool party |
559 | 00:37:18,436 | 00:37:19,870 | at her house anyways. | at her house anyways. |
560 | 00:37:19,904 | 00:37:22,540 | My parents pool is twice the size of hers. | My parents pool is twice the size of hers. |
561 | 00:37:22,573 | 00:37:24,375 | Plus we have a water slide. | Plus we have a water slide. |
562 | 00:37:24,408 | 00:37:25,843 | Why do you want a water slide? | Why do you want a water slide? |
563 | 00:37:25,876 | 00:37:27,812 | I thought you couldn't even get your hair wet. | I thought you couldn't even get your hair wet. |
564 | 00:37:27,845 | 00:37:29,513 | That's not the point. | That's not the point. |
565 | 00:37:29,547 | 00:37:32,850 | The point is, it would just be cooler if we had one. | The point is, it would just be cooler if we had one. |
566 | 00:37:32,883 | 00:37:34,885 | Plus at my house we have a full time staff. | Plus at my house we have a full time staff. |
567 | 00:37:34,919 | 00:37:36,687 | I can't believe she expects us to get up | I can't believe she expects us to get up |
568 | 00:37:36,721 | 00:37:38,589 | every time we need a refill. | every time we need a refill. |
569 | 00:37:38,623 | 00:37:39,857 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
570 | 00:37:39,890 | 00:37:41,859 | I don't even think the pool is saline. | I don't even think the pool is saline. |
571 | 00:37:41,892 | 00:37:43,928 | What does that mean? | What does that mean? |
572 | 00:37:44,795 | 00:37:47,064 | Seriously, Ferris Bueller | Seriously, Ferris Bueller |
573 | 00:37:47,098 | 00:37:51,369 | he's just a figment of Cameron's imagination, | he's just a figment of Cameron's imagination, |
574 | 00:37:51,402 | 00:37:53,404 | he doesn't really exist. | he doesn't really exist. |
575 | 00:37:54,872 | 00:37:55,873 | Oh really. | Oh really. |
576 | 00:37:56,807 | 00:37:57,942 | Think about it. | Think about it. |
577 | 00:37:57,975 | 00:38:01,612 | Ferris, Ferris is everything that Cameron wants to be. | Ferris, Ferris is everything that Cameron wants to be. |
578 | 00:38:01,646 | 00:38:04,749 | He's the good looking, charismatic version of Cameron | He's the good looking, charismatic version of Cameron |
579 | 00:38:04,782 | 00:38:07,652 | who isn't afraid to stand up to his dad | who isn't afraid to stand up to his dad |
580 | 00:38:07,685 | 00:38:10,855 | and he gets the girl in the end. | and he gets the girl in the end. |
581 | 00:38:10,888 | 00:38:14,525 | So, you're saying that every time we see Ferris on screen | So, you're saying that every time we see Ferris on screen |
582 | 00:38:14,558 | 00:38:17,028 | it's actually Cameron imagining him there? | it's actually Cameron imagining him there? |
583 | 00:38:17,061 | 00:38:18,963 | How does everybody know he exists? | How does everybody know he exists? |
584 | 00:38:18,996 | 00:38:21,632 | I mean, there's a water tower with his name on it. | I mean, there's a water tower with his name on it. |
585 | 00:38:21,666 | 00:38:22,967 | Does Cameron think that? | Does Cameron think that? |
586 | 00:38:23,000 | 00:38:24,935 | No, he didn't paint it. | No, he didn't paint it. |
587 | 00:38:24,969 | 00:38:27,104 | It's the Fight Club theory. | It's the Fight Club theory. |
588 | 00:38:27,138 | 00:38:29,073 | Just like Edward Norton's character Jack | Just like Edward Norton's character Jack |
589 | 00:38:29,106 | 00:38:31,876 | really is Tyler Durden. | really is Tyler Durden. |
590 | 00:38:31,909 | 00:38:32,777 | But.. | But.. |
591 | 00:38:32,810 | 00:38:34,845 | Or at least he's slowly becoming him. | Or at least he's slowly becoming him. |
592 | 00:38:34,879 | 00:38:36,647 | Like he doesn't know it. | Like he doesn't know it. |
593 | 00:38:36,681 | 00:38:38,683 | He thinks Tyler Durden is real. | He thinks Tyler Durden is real. |
594 | 00:38:38,716 | 00:38:40,818 | Cameron, Cameron's the same way. | Cameron, Cameron's the same way. |
595 | 00:38:40,851 | 00:38:44,555 | He actually really is Ferris Bueller. | He actually really is Ferris Bueller. |
596 | 00:38:44,588 | 00:38:45,823 | So in turn Cameron's | So in turn Cameron's |
597 | 00:38:45,856 | 00:38:48,793 | the one who's picking up Sloane from school, | the one who's picking up Sloane from school, |
598 | 00:38:48,826 | 00:38:51,495 | he's the once dancing on the float | he's the once dancing on the float |
599 | 00:38:51,529 | 00:38:53,397 | and throughout the entire movie | and throughout the entire movie |
600 | 00:38:53,431 | 00:38:56,467 | Cameron is just finally embracing his alter ego | Cameron is just finally embracing his alter ego |
601 | 00:38:56,500 | 00:39:00,871 | and slowly becoming Ferris Bueller permanently. | and slowly becoming Ferris Bueller permanently. |
602 | 00:39:00,905 | 00:39:04,775 | First of all, Edward Norton's character in Fight Club | First of all, Edward Norton's character in Fight Club |
603 | 00:39:04,809 | 00:39:07,545 | isn't called Jack, he doesn't have a name | isn't called Jack, he doesn't have a name |
604 | 00:39:07,578 | 00:39:10,481 | so your theory can jump off a cliff at this point | so your theory can jump off a cliff at this point |
605 | 00:39:10,514 | 00:39:12,450 | because Cameron does have a name. | because Cameron does have a name. |
606 | 00:39:12,483 | 00:39:14,785 | Plus there's this whole incident where Ferris's father | Plus there's this whole incident where Ferris's father |
607 | 00:39:14,819 | 00:39:15,986 | almost catches them. | almost catches them. |
608 | 00:39:16,020 | 00:39:17,455 | You know the Abe Froman thing. | You know the Abe Froman thing. |
609 | 00:39:17,488 | 00:39:18,956 | I mean I'm sorry | I mean I'm sorry |
610 | 00:39:18,989 | 00:39:21,025 | but your theory just does not make sense to me at all. | but your theory just does not make sense to me at all. |
611 | 00:39:21,058 | 00:39:22,860 | Yeah, you know what, | Yeah, you know what, |
612 | 00:39:22,893 | 00:39:25,730 | actually I think I screwed it up okay. | actually I think I screwed it up okay. |
613 | 00:39:25,763 | 00:39:28,999 | Yes, Ferris is a figment of Cameron's imagination | Yes, Ferris is a figment of Cameron's imagination |
614 | 00:39:29,033 | 00:39:32,970 | but so are the events of the whole entire day. | but so are the events of the whole entire day. |
615 | 00:39:33,003 | 00:39:34,171 | There is no Ferris, | There is no Ferris, |
616 | 00:39:34,205 | 00:39:37,842 | Sloane yes, she is the hot chick that he's in love with. | Sloane yes, she is the hot chick that he's in love with. |
617 | 00:39:37,875 | 00:39:40,578 | But he doesn't stand a chance of getting her. | But he doesn't stand a chance of getting her. |
618 | 00:39:40,611 | 00:39:43,614 | Cameron, Cameron he's crazy. | Cameron, Cameron he's crazy. |
619 | 00:39:43,647 | 00:39:46,450 | He's still just sitting at home, sick, | He's still just sitting at home, sick, |
620 | 00:39:46,484 | 00:39:48,152 | dreaming up the whole day. | dreaming up the whole day. |
621 | 00:39:48,185 | 00:39:50,888 | And that journey they take, that's just something | And that journey they take, that's just something |
622 | 00:39:50,921 | 00:39:54,058 | that Cameron wishes he had the guts to do. | that Cameron wishes he had the guts to do. |
623 | 00:39:54,091 | 00:39:58,562 | And as his dream comes to end, as they all do. | And as his dream comes to end, as they all do. |
624 | 00:39:58,596 | 00:40:02,166 | He's slowly turning into Ferris in real life. | He's slowly turning into Ferris in real life. |
625 | 00:40:03,567 | 00:40:07,138 | So, in turn he finally has the balls, | So, in turn he finally has the balls, |
626 | 00:40:07,171 | 00:40:10,107 | the calmness to stand up to his dad | the calmness to stand up to his dad |
627 | 00:40:11,275 | 00:40:14,979 | and destroy his dad's most prized possession. | and destroy his dad's most prized possession. |
628 | 00:40:16,247 | 00:40:17,615 | His fancy car. | His fancy car. |
629 | 00:40:18,749 | 00:40:19,583 | See? | See? |
630 | 00:40:20,785 | 00:40:23,888 | And this isn't my theory by the way, | And this isn't my theory by the way, |
631 | 00:40:23,921 | 00:40:27,958 | I just know it's real, it's been proven on the internet. | I just know it's real, it's been proven on the internet. |
632 | 00:40:27,992 | 00:40:29,960 | Well if it's been proven on the internet | Well if it's been proven on the internet |
633 | 00:40:29,994 | 00:40:31,595 | then it must be true. | then it must be true. |
634 | 00:40:31,629 | 00:40:32,963 | Shh. | Shh. |
635 | 00:40:32,997 | 00:40:35,599 | Listen, listen, listen. | Listen, listen, listen. |
636 | 00:40:35,633 | 00:40:39,236 | Why don't, why don't you and I go inside together | Why don't, why don't you and I go inside together |
637 | 00:40:39,270 | 00:40:42,139 | and we can watch it right now. | and we can watch it right now. |
638 | 00:40:42,173 | 00:40:46,844 | And then, then you can see for your sweet little self. | And then, then you can see for your sweet little self. |
639 | 00:40:48,012 | 00:40:49,880 | Is this what this whole thing is? | Is this what this whole thing is? |
640 | 00:40:49,914 | 00:40:52,082 | An elaborate pick up line. | An elaborate pick up line. |
641 | 00:40:52,116 | 00:40:54,718 | Elaborate pick up line? | Elaborate pick up line? |
642 | 00:40:54,752 | 00:40:55,719 | No, come on. | No, come on. |
643 | 00:40:56,987 | 00:40:59,056 | Okay, yes, maybe. | Okay, yes, maybe. |
644 | 00:40:59,089 | 00:41:01,692 | I'm not going anywhere with you | I'm not going anywhere with you |
645 | 00:41:01,725 | 00:41:04,094 | unless it's a brightly lit, over crowded place | unless it's a brightly lit, over crowded place |
646 | 00:41:04,128 | 00:41:07,798 | where I know the available exits, okay. | where I know the available exits, okay. |
647 | 00:41:07,832 | 00:41:09,900 | Come on, I also have another theory | Come on, I also have another theory |
648 | 00:41:09,934 | 00:41:11,602 | I wanted to show you, share with you. | I wanted to show you, share with you. |
649 | 00:41:11,635 | 00:41:12,937 | Ah, I blew it. | Ah, I blew it. |
650 | 00:41:12,970 | 00:41:14,205 | Oh I bet you do. | Oh I bet you do. |
651 | 00:41:14,238 | 00:41:16,507 | I reject that theory too. | I reject that theory too. |
652 | 00:41:19,577 | 00:41:20,811 | Hey, Britney. | Hey, Britney. |
653 | 00:41:23,981 | 00:41:26,283 | What are you guys talking about? | What are you guys talking about? |
654 | 00:41:26,317 | 00:41:28,152 | Uh, are you familiar | Uh, are you familiar |
655 | 00:41:29,753 | 00:41:31,989 | with the whole Ferris Bueller Fight Club theory? | with the whole Ferris Bueller Fight Club theory? |
656 | 00:41:32,022 | 00:41:34,825 | Because it will blow your mind. | Because it will blow your mind. |
657 | 00:41:35,993 | 00:41:39,263 | Um, I didn't understand a word you just said | Um, I didn't understand a word you just said |
658 | 00:41:39,296 | 00:41:43,133 | but it sounds super boring and I need a drink. | but it sounds super boring and I need a drink. |
659 | 00:41:44,335 | 00:41:47,171 | Whoa, hey, I just so happen to have | Whoa, hey, I just so happen to have |
660 | 00:41:48,873 | 00:41:53,010 | a carafe full of the finest cocktail that money can buy. | a carafe full of the finest cocktail that money can buy. |
661 | 00:41:56,981 | 00:41:58,883 | Oh yeah, what's it called? | Oh yeah, what's it called? |
662 | 00:41:58,916 | 00:42:00,684 | What's it called? | What's it called? |
663 | 00:42:00,718 | 00:42:04,288 | It's Spanish, it's called a, a Dirty Sanchez. | It's Spanish, it's called a, a Dirty Sanchez. |
664 | 00:42:05,189 | 00:42:07,057 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
665 | 00:42:07,091 | 00:42:08,826 | That sounds totes gross. | That sounds totes gross. |
666 | 00:42:10,094 | 00:42:12,363 | Wait, you mean to tell me | Wait, you mean to tell me |
667 | 00:42:12,396 | 00:42:16,133 | that you've never had a Dirty Sanchez before? | that you've never had a Dirty Sanchez before? |
668 | 00:42:17,801 | 00:42:19,270 | I don't think I have. | I don't think I have. |
669 | 00:42:19,303 | 00:42:20,838 | Why is that weird? | Why is that weird? |
670 | 00:42:20,871 | 00:42:22,072 | It's a little weird, | It's a little weird, |
671 | 00:42:22,106 | 00:42:24,808 | to tell you the truth I'm just shocked. | to tell you the truth I'm just shocked. |
672 | 00:42:24,842 | 00:42:29,847 | I would've thought a super cool, fashion forward woman | I would've thought a super cool, fashion forward woman |
673 | 00:42:31,015 | 00:42:33,684 | such as yourself would be ahead of the trends. | such as yourself would be ahead of the trends. |
674 | 00:42:34,852 | 00:42:36,387 | Well, I try to be. | Well, I try to be. |
675 | 00:42:36,420 | 00:42:38,656 | I'm almost verified on Instagram. | I'm almost verified on Instagram. |
676 | 00:42:38,689 | 00:42:43,360 | I assure you, you will never forget the first time | I assure you, you will never forget the first time |
677 | 00:42:43,394 | 00:42:46,931 | that somebody gives you a Dirty Sanchez. | that somebody gives you a Dirty Sanchez. |
678 | 00:42:49,066 | 00:42:52,736 | I would be honored to be your first. | I would be honored to be your first. |
679 | 00:42:52,770 | 00:42:55,139 | Fantastico, sign me up. | Fantastico, sign me up. |
680 | 00:42:55,172 | 00:42:55,973 | Alright. | Alright. |
681 | 00:42:57,274 | 00:42:59,143 | Just gonna need you to bend over a little first, | Just gonna need you to bend over a little first, |
682 | 00:42:59,176 | 00:43:01,178 | I don't wanna miss and get it in your eye. | I don't wanna miss and get it in your eye. |
683 | 00:43:01,211 | 00:43:02,913 | Is this really happening? | Is this really happening? |
684 | 00:43:02,947 | 00:43:03,781 | Oh yeah. | Oh yeah. |
685 | 00:43:06,116 | 00:43:08,152 | Oh my god, that's disgusting. | Oh my god, that's disgusting. |
686 | 00:43:08,185 | 00:43:11,188 | Why would Spanish people drink something so gross? | Why would Spanish people drink something so gross? |
687 | 00:43:11,221 | 00:43:13,223 | Well I guess she doesn't swallow, | Well I guess she doesn't swallow, |
688 | 00:43:13,257 | 00:43:15,359 | is that gonna be a problem for you stud? | is that gonna be a problem for you stud? |
689 | 00:43:15,392 | 00:43:17,194 | It's burning, why is it burning? | It's burning, why is it burning? |
690 | 00:43:17,227 | 00:43:19,196 | You know what? | You know what? |
691 | 00:43:19,229 | 00:43:23,200 | You girls are a disgrace to hot chicks everywhere. | You girls are a disgrace to hot chicks everywhere. |
692 | 00:43:24,868 | 00:43:27,805 | I'm just trying to be a proper gentleman | I'm just trying to be a proper gentleman |
693 | 00:43:27,838 | 00:43:31,241 | and show you ladies a good time. | and show you ladies a good time. |
694 | 00:43:31,275 | 00:43:33,010 | How about you Blair? | How about you Blair? |
695 | 00:43:33,043 | 00:43:37,915 | May I introduce to a little Dirty Sanchez action? | May I introduce to a little Dirty Sanchez action? |
696 | 00:43:37,948 | 00:43:39,950 | Go fuck yourself Clay. | Go fuck yourself Clay. |
697 | 00:43:39,984 | 00:43:44,822 | Whoa..., Put the claws away kitty cat. | Whoa..., Put the claws away kitty cat. |
698 | 00:43:44,855 | 00:43:48,993 | I would think you, more than any of these other girls | I would think you, more than any of these other girls |
699 | 00:43:49,026 | 00:43:52,229 | could use a nice little crotch massage. | could use a nice little crotch massage. |
700 | 00:43:52,262 | 00:43:53,464 | And lucky for you, | And lucky for you, |
701 | 00:43:53,497 | 00:43:57,034 | I just so happen to be a licensed masseuse. | I just so happen to be a licensed masseuse. |
702 | 00:43:58,268 | 00:44:01,205 | You are a sad, strange little man | You are a sad, strange little man |
703 | 00:44:01,238 | 00:44:03,273 | and you have my pity. | and you have my pity. |
704 | 00:44:03,307 | 00:44:07,144 | That's, did you quote Tolstoy to me? | That's, did you quote Tolstoy to me? |
705 | 00:44:07,177 | 00:44:09,246 | Go fuck yourself Clay. | Go fuck yourself Clay. |
706 | 00:44:09,279 | 00:44:10,881 | You know what, fine. | You know what, fine. |
707 | 00:44:10,914 | 00:44:13,751 | I think I'm gonna go do just that. | I think I'm gonna go do just that. |
708 | 00:44:14,385 | 00:44:15,786 | What? | What? |
709 | 00:44:15,819 | 00:44:18,455 | Yeah, that's a great idea Blair. | Yeah, that's a great idea Blair. |
710 | 00:44:18,489 | 00:44:23,093 | And since you girls clearly do not know how to party, | And since you girls clearly do not know how to party, |
711 | 00:44:24,328 | 00:44:27,898 | I'm just gonna have to take matters into my own hands. | I'm just gonna have to take matters into my own hands. |
712 | 00:44:27,931 | 00:44:30,768 | That's right, it's a two hander. | That's right, it's a two hander. |
713 | 00:44:30,801 | 00:44:33,137 | Oh my god, seriously? | Oh my god, seriously? |
714 | 00:44:33,170 | 00:44:36,040 | Yeah, it's fucking huge. | Yeah, it's fucking huge. |
715 | 00:44:36,073 | 00:44:38,509 | That's not what I meant. | That's not what I meant. |
716 | 00:44:38,542 | 00:44:40,411 | Well, I'm dead fucking serious. | Well, I'm dead fucking serious. |
717 | 00:44:40,444 | 00:44:45,382 | I am going to sprinkle my seed all over that goddamn house. | I am going to sprinkle my seed all over that goddamn house. |
718 | 00:44:45,416 | 00:44:47,084 | Don't you dare. | Don't you dare. |
719 | 00:44:47,117 | 00:44:48,886 | Now all I have to do | Now all I have to do |
720 | 00:44:48,919 | 00:44:53,357 | is figure out which one of you lovely, lovely ladies, | is figure out which one of you lovely, lovely ladies, |
721 | 00:44:55,025 | 00:44:58,028 | is going to be my virtual assistant. | is going to be my virtual assistant. |
722 | 00:44:59,296 | 00:45:04,234 | Clay I'm serious, you keep your sperm away from my house. | Clay I'm serious, you keep your sperm away from my house. |
723 | 00:45:05,836 | 00:45:06,804 | Don't look at me, I'm not going anywhere near that thing. | Don't look at me, I'm not going anywhere near that thing. |
724 | 00:45:06,837 | 00:45:08,405 | You can go stop him yourself. | You can go stop him yourself. |
725 | 00:45:08,439 | 00:45:10,808 | Ooh, yeah Blair, please. | Ooh, yeah Blair, please. |
726 | 00:45:11,942 | 00:45:14,778 | I welcome you to try, but, be a doll | I welcome you to try, but, be a doll |
727 | 00:45:16,814 | 00:45:18,215 | and just give me a few minutes | and just give me a few minutes |
728 | 00:45:18,248 | 00:45:21,418 | to reach my vinegar stroke first okay? | to reach my vinegar stroke first okay? |
729 | 00:45:29,460 | 00:45:31,061 | You're disgusting | You're disgusting |
730 | 00:45:31,095 | 00:45:35,265 | and you're not even supposed to be here right now. | and you're not even supposed to be here right now. |
731 | 00:45:35,299 | 00:45:37,201 | Fine, fuck it. | Fine, fuck it. |
732 | 00:45:37,234 | 00:45:39,002 | Jerk yourself off in my bathroom, | Jerk yourself off in my bathroom, |
733 | 00:45:39,036 | 00:45:43,040 | I'm not gonna let your sperm ruin my pool party. | I'm not gonna let your sperm ruin my pool party. |
734 | 00:45:49,379 | 00:45:52,249 | What's a vinegar stroke? | What's a vinegar stroke? |
735 | 00:45:52,282 | 00:45:53,884 | It's when a guy is about to come | It's when a guy is about to come |
736 | 00:45:53,917 | 00:45:55,586 | and he starts making hideous faces | and he starts making hideous faces |
737 | 00:45:55,619 | 00:45:57,221 | and it pretty much ensures | and it pretty much ensures |
738 | 00:45:57,254 | 00:45:59,323 | you're not gonna come if you look at him. | you're not gonna come if you look at him. |
739 | 00:45:59,356 | 00:46:01,058 | Is that a real thing? | Is that a real thing? |
740 | 00:46:01,091 | 00:46:03,894 | Yeah, it is real and it looks like this. | Yeah, it is real and it looks like this. |
741 | 00:46:09,967 | 00:46:11,835 | Oh, I think I've seen that before. | Oh, I think I've seen that before. |
742 | 00:46:11,869 | 00:46:13,036 | You mean like. | You mean like. |
743 | 00:46:17,241 | 00:46:18,275 | Right? | Right? |
744 | 00:46:18,308 | 00:46:21,311 | I think it goes more like this? | I think it goes more like this? |
745 | 00:46:24,181 | 00:46:27,217 | Really and how would you know? | Really and how would you know? |
746 | 00:46:27,251 | 00:46:28,185 | What? | What? |
747 | 00:46:28,218 | 00:46:30,220 | I'm a grown up, I guess. | I'm a grown up, I guess. |
748 | 00:46:32,089 | 00:46:33,991 | Not a nun, technically. | Not a nun, technically. |
749 | 00:46:35,325 | 00:46:37,928 | I banged a hell a lot of dudes. | I banged a hell a lot of dudes. |
750 | 00:46:39,363 | 00:46:41,398 | Well would you please stop talking about coming, | Well would you please stop talking about coming, |
751 | 00:46:41,431 | 00:46:43,100 | I'm trying to relax. | I'm trying to relax. |
752 | 00:46:47,638 | 00:46:48,472 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
753 | 00:46:50,641 | 00:46:51,942 | I wonder where they keep | I wonder where they keep |
754 | 00:46:51,975 | 00:46:55,445 | the jerk off material in this shack. | the jerk off material in this shack. |
755 | 00:47:05,088 | 00:47:06,256 | Whoa, jackpot. | Whoa, jackpot. |
756 | 00:47:11,929 | 00:47:14,298 | Well Blair, it looks like you | Well Blair, it looks like you |
757 | 00:47:14,331 | 00:47:18,468 | are going to be the lucky lady today my dear. | are going to be the lucky lady today my dear. |
758 | 00:47:18,502 | 00:47:19,570 | Oh, yes please. | Oh, yes please. |
759 | 00:47:22,239 | 00:47:24,975 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock. | Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock. |
760 | 00:47:25,642 | 00:47:28,412 | This one's even better. | This one's even better. |
761 | 00:47:28,445 | 00:47:29,580 | Oh yes, oh baby. | Oh yes, oh baby. |
762 | 00:47:34,518 | 00:47:37,354 | I'm gonna get me some of that. | I'm gonna get me some of that. |
763 | 00:47:59,509 | 00:48:00,477 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
764 | 00:48:02,145 | 00:48:02,980 | Oh yes. | Oh yes. |
765 | 00:48:07,651 | 00:48:08,485 | Yes. | Yes. |
766 | 00:48:09,686 | 00:48:11,154 | Oh yes. | Oh yes. |
767 | 00:48:13,156 | 00:48:14,424 | Oh yeah. | Oh yeah. |
768 | 00:48:14,458 | 00:48:17,394 | You're looking good tonight. | You're looking good tonight. |
769 | 00:48:17,427 | 00:48:18,462 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
770 | 00:48:19,763 | 00:48:20,597 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
771 | 00:48:21,765 | 00:48:22,966 | Don't look at me. | Don't look at me. |
772 | 00:48:23,000 | 00:48:24,468 | Don't you look at me, turn away. | Don't you look at me, turn away. |
773 | 00:48:24,501 | 00:48:25,535 | Oh yeah. | Oh yeah. |
774 | 00:48:31,441 | 00:48:32,643 | Oh yes. | Oh yes. |
775 | 00:48:32,676 | 00:48:34,745 | You're here too. | You're here too. |
776 | 00:48:38,482 | 00:48:41,118 | Hey bro, I got your pie right here bro. | Hey bro, I got your pie right here bro. |
777 | 00:48:45,088 | 00:48:47,257 | Sup man, I got your pizza. | Sup man, I got your pizza. |
778 | 00:48:49,092 | 00:48:51,094 | Did you order pizza bro? | Did you order pizza bro? |
779 | 00:48:52,462 | 00:48:55,065 | Hello, did you order a pizza? | Hello, did you order a pizza? |
780 | 00:48:56,466 | 00:48:59,136 | Holy shit, you're not gonna kill me with that thing are you? | Holy shit, you're not gonna kill me with that thing are you? |
781 | 00:48:59,169 | 00:49:01,605 | You're not on ludes are you bro? | You're not on ludes are you bro? |
782 | 00:49:02,572 | 00:49:05,108 | Oh, oh Mrs., Mrs. Blair. | Oh, oh Mrs., Mrs. Blair. |
783 | 00:49:05,142 | 00:49:06,510 | Oh god. | Oh god. |
784 | 00:49:06,543 | 00:49:09,446 | Dude cash talks or the pizza walks bro. | Dude cash talks or the pizza walks bro. |
785 | 00:49:29,633 | 00:49:30,567 | Oh, ooey. | Oh, ooey. |
786 | 00:49:45,115 | 00:49:49,119 | Oh you remind me of my sixth grade teacher. | Oh you remind me of my sixth grade teacher. |
787 | 00:49:49,152 | 00:49:51,321 | Mrs. Smith, oh Mrs. Smith. | Mrs. Smith, oh Mrs. Smith. |
788 | 00:50:01,098 | 00:50:03,367 | Oh yeah, oh whack. | Oh yeah, oh whack. |
789 | 00:50:03,400 | 00:50:05,168 | You're a funny creature. | You're a funny creature. |
790 | 00:50:05,202 | 00:50:07,504 | Oh, ow that hurt a little bit. | Oh, ow that hurt a little bit. |
791 | 00:50:08,672 | 00:50:09,606 | Oh. | Oh. |
792 | 00:50:09,639 | 00:50:11,208 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
793 | 00:50:15,679 | 00:50:17,748 | Oh yeah, you got one chubby. | Oh yeah, you got one chubby. |
794 | 00:50:17,781 | 00:50:19,282 | You got one. | You got one. |
795 | 00:50:19,316 | 00:50:20,617 | I'm gonna go. | I'm gonna go. |
796 | 00:50:20,650 | 00:50:21,685 | Okay Baby. | Okay Baby. |
797 | 00:50:27,290 | 00:50:28,291 | Oh, oh yeah. | Oh, oh yeah. |
798 | 00:50:29,659 | 00:50:30,694 | Oh yeah. | Oh yeah. |
799 | 00:50:34,398 | 00:50:35,599 | That's it. | That's it. |
800 | 00:50:35,632 | 00:50:36,767 | Can I take your pants off. | Can I take your pants off. |
801 | 00:50:36,800 | 00:50:37,667 | Oh god yes. | Oh god yes. |
802 | 00:50:38,835 | 00:50:39,736 | Shh, shh. | Shh, shh. |
803 | 00:50:39,770 | 00:50:41,104 | Yeah I got it. | Yeah I got it. |
804 | 00:50:43,173 | 00:50:43,774 | Oh. | Oh. |
805 | 00:50:57,154 | 00:50:59,823 | Oh Mrs. Blair's mom, give it to me. | Oh Mrs. Blair's mom, give it to me. |
806 | 00:51:02,859 | 00:51:03,693 | Oh yeah. | Oh yeah. |
807 | 00:51:07,798 | 00:51:09,232 | I'm gonna come. | I'm gonna come. |
808 | 00:51:56,913 | 00:52:00,283 | No, no, no, Botox paralyzes the muscles in your face | No, no, no, Botox paralyzes the muscles in your face |
809 | 00:52:00,317 | 00:52:01,751 | to reduce wrinkles. | to reduce wrinkles. |
810 | 00:52:01,785 | 00:52:04,621 | Collagen helps to fill in the wrinkles you already have. | Collagen helps to fill in the wrinkles you already have. |
811 | 00:52:04,654 | 00:52:06,690 | So they both do the same thing? | So they both do the same thing? |
812 | 00:52:06,723 | 00:52:08,458 | I mean I guess so. | I mean I guess so. |
813 | 00:52:08,492 | 00:52:10,393 | Look, all I know is that you need both | Look, all I know is that you need both |
814 | 00:52:10,427 | 00:52:11,628 | if you wanna stay hot. | if you wanna stay hot. |
815 | 00:52:11,661 | 00:52:13,296 | Oh god, I hope it's not too late. | Oh god, I hope it's not too late. |
816 | 00:52:13,330 | 00:52:15,465 | I don't wanna end up looking like our PE teacher | I don't wanna end up looking like our PE teacher |
817 | 00:52:15,499 | 00:52:18,435 | from high school, Mrs. Gillespie. | from high school, Mrs. Gillespie. |
818 | 00:52:25,408 | 00:52:28,512 | You sure know how to throw a pool party. | You sure know how to throw a pool party. |
819 | 00:52:28,545 | 00:52:31,715 | I do not want to hear it, especially from you. | I do not want to hear it, especially from you. |
820 | 00:52:31,748 | 00:52:33,884 | I'm surprised my parents haven't sent a limo for you | I'm surprised my parents haven't sent a limo for you |
821 | 00:52:33,917 | 00:52:35,986 | so you could meet them in Paris. | so you could meet them in Paris. |
822 | 00:52:36,019 | 00:52:37,521 | Oh they offered, | Oh they offered, |
823 | 00:52:37,554 | 00:52:39,756 | but I told them I had some studying to do. | but I told them I had some studying to do. |
824 | 00:52:39,789 | 00:52:40,724 | Very funny. | Very funny. |
825 | 00:52:40,757 | 00:52:43,260 | And besides what would you know about partying? | And besides what would you know about partying? |
826 | 00:52:43,293 | 00:52:45,562 | You brought a book to pool party, | You brought a book to pool party, |
827 | 00:52:45,595 | 00:52:46,897 | maybe it's you that's killing the buzz. | maybe it's you that's killing the buzz. |
828 | 00:52:46,930 | 00:52:48,565 | Did you think about that? | Did you think about that? |
829 | 00:52:48,598 | 00:52:51,801 | Hey, I love a good pool party just like the next girl. | Hey, I love a good pool party just like the next girl. |
830 | 00:52:51,835 | 00:52:54,371 | But some of us have to work for money. | But some of us have to work for money. |
831 | 00:52:54,404 | 00:52:56,640 | Yeah, that sounds horrible. | Yeah, that sounds horrible. |
832 | 00:52:56,673 | 00:52:58,909 | Besides, I seem to remember | Besides, I seem to remember |
833 | 00:52:58,942 | 00:53:01,711 | people swimming at pool parties. | people swimming at pool parties. |
834 | 00:53:04,581 | 00:53:05,682 | If you even knew how much it cost | If you even knew how much it cost |
835 | 00:53:05,715 | 00:53:07,384 | to get my hair like this, | to get my hair like this, |
836 | 00:53:07,417 | 00:53:09,019 | you would give me a fucking medal | you would give me a fucking medal |
837 | 00:53:09,052 | 00:53:12,355 | for being brave enough to even go near the pool. | for being brave enough to even go near the pool. |
838 | 00:53:12,389 | 00:53:14,791 | Yeah, the wet look only really works on supermodels, | Yeah, the wet look only really works on supermodels, |
839 | 00:53:14,824 | 00:53:16,693 | they're not even human. | they're not even human. |
840 | 00:53:16,726 | 00:53:18,295 | What the fuck is that supposed to mean? | What the fuck is that supposed to mean? |
841 | 00:53:18,328 | 00:53:19,529 | What? | What? |
842 | 00:53:19,563 | 00:53:22,699 | So, suddenly I'm not supermodel material? | So, suddenly I'm not supermodel material? |
843 | 00:53:22,732 | 00:53:25,368 | You know what, speak for yourself bitch. | You know what, speak for yourself bitch. |
844 | 00:53:25,402 | 00:53:27,804 | Because everyday I wake up, I'm a supermodel. | Because everyday I wake up, I'm a supermodel. |
845 | 00:53:27,837 | 00:53:29,539 | So you better take that shit back. | So you better take that shit back. |
846 | 00:53:29,573 | 00:53:31,575 | Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. | Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. |
847 | 00:53:31,608 | 00:53:35,912 | Just shut up and pour me another glass of champagne. | Just shut up and pour me another glass of champagne. |
848 | 00:53:37,480 | 00:53:40,383 | The champagne's all gone, how do we order more? | The champagne's all gone, how do we order more? |
849 | 00:53:40,417 | 00:53:44,054 | Sweetheart, you're gonna have to go get it yourself. | Sweetheart, you're gonna have to go get it yourself. |
850 | 00:53:44,087 | 00:53:46,856 | Or ask Nancy to do it. | Or ask Nancy to do it. |
851 | 00:53:46,890 | 00:53:50,026 | Sorry ladies, you're gonna have to go get it yourself. | Sorry ladies, you're gonna have to go get it yourself. |
852 | 00:53:50,060 | 00:53:52,495 | I'm actually gonna swim at this pool party, | I'm actually gonna swim at this pool party, |
853 | 00:53:52,529 | 00:53:56,299 | so shield your eyes from the horrors of wet hair. | so shield your eyes from the horrors of wet hair. |
854 | 00:53:56,333 | 00:53:58,602 | I don't wanna go by myself. | I don't wanna go by myself. |
855 | 00:53:58,635 | 00:54:00,570 | Fine, I'll go with you. | Fine, I'll go with you. |
856 | 00:54:00,604 | 00:54:02,706 | We're gonna need something stronger than champagne anyway, | We're gonna need something stronger than champagne anyway, |
857 | 00:54:02,739 | 00:54:05,575 | if we're gonna be he here all day. | if we're gonna be he here all day. |
858 | 00:54:25,729 | 00:54:29,499 | God, she better have something good to drink. | God, she better have something good to drink. |
859 | 00:54:34,638 | 00:54:35,472 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
860 | 00:54:48,118 | 00:54:51,855 | Ooh, smell this one, it smells like bananas. | Ooh, smell this one, it smells like bananas. |
861 | 00:54:51,888 | 00:54:52,922 | Yum. | Yum. |
862 | 00:54:55,892 | 00:54:58,028 | Smell this one, it smells like throw up. | Smell this one, it smells like throw up. |
863 | 00:54:58,061 | 00:55:02,866 | Why would I wanna smell it if it smells like throw up? | Why would I wanna smell it if it smells like throw up? |
864 | 00:55:06,069 | 00:55:09,072 | I mean, it can't be that hard right? | I mean, it can't be that hard right? |
865 | 00:55:10,840 | 00:55:14,778 | You don't even need a high school diploma to be a bartender. | You don't even need a high school diploma to be a bartender. |
866 | 00:55:14,811 | 00:55:16,613 | Yeah, my mom watches the movie Cocktail | Yeah, my mom watches the movie Cocktail |
867 | 00:55:16,646 | 00:55:20,884 | like all the time so I kind of know what I'm doing. | like all the time so I kind of know what I'm doing. |
868 | 00:55:39,436 | 00:55:40,236 | I like it. | I like it. |
869 | 00:55:43,206 | 00:55:46,409 | See, I told you it wasn't that hard. | See, I told you it wasn't that hard. |
870 | 00:55:47,911 | 00:55:50,613 | I think we just shake it like. | I think we just shake it like. |
871 | 00:55:53,983 | 00:55:56,886 | God, I just spilled it all over me. | God, I just spilled it all over me. |
872 | 00:56:00,056 | 00:56:02,058 | Oh my god, oh my god, | Oh my god, oh my god, |
873 | 00:56:02,092 | 00:56:04,127 | what if it starts to react with self tanner | what if it starts to react with self tanner |
874 | 00:56:04,160 | 00:56:06,496 | and I look like a fucking leper? | and I look like a fucking leper? |
875 | 00:56:06,529 | 00:56:09,165 | Holy shit I think I already see it happening. | Holy shit I think I already see it happening. |
876 | 00:56:09,199 | 00:56:11,434 | Oh my god, I gotta take a shower right now. | Oh my god, I gotta take a shower right now. |
877 | 00:56:14,871 | 00:56:16,906 | Worst pool party ever. | Worst pool party ever. |
878 | 00:56:17,874 | 00:56:19,976 | My self tanning lotion. | My self tanning lotion. |
879 | 00:56:21,878 | 00:56:22,912 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
880 | 00:56:32,155 | 00:56:35,024 | Stupid shower cap, this never would have happened | Stupid shower cap, this never would have happened |
881 | 00:56:35,058 | 00:56:37,694 | if the party was at my house. | if the party was at my house. |
882 | 00:57:06,189 | 00:57:09,893 | I hope this doesn't ruin my skin. | I hope this doesn't ruin my skin. |
883 | 00:57:09,926 | 00:57:10,860 | Really bad. | Really bad. |
884 | 00:57:14,931 | 00:57:16,599 | Britney is that you? | Britney is that you? |
885 | 00:57:18,168 | 00:57:21,905 | Hey can you check in the cabinet for me for razors? | Hey can you check in the cabinet for me for razors? |
886 | 00:57:21,938 | 00:57:23,540 | Gotta clean up my landing strip | Gotta clean up my landing strip |
887 | 00:57:23,573 | 00:57:25,975 | in case that attorney from LA texts you back. | in case that attorney from LA texts you back. |
888 | 00:57:26,009 | 00:57:29,179 | And we are dipping as soon as he does. | And we are dipping as soon as he does. |
889 | 00:57:37,086 | 00:57:38,955 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
890 | 00:58:40,216 | 00:58:42,619 | Here try my new drink. | Here try my new drink. |
891 | 00:58:42,652 | 00:58:44,153 | Um, I better not. | Um, I better not. |
892 | 00:58:44,187 | 00:58:45,355 | Jasmine will probably not | Jasmine will probably not |
893 | 00:58:45,388 | 00:58:47,290 | wanna share a drink with a peasant. | wanna share a drink with a peasant. |
894 | 00:58:47,323 | 00:58:49,859 | Just take it, she had a little accident inside | Just take it, she had a little accident inside |
895 | 00:58:49,893 | 00:58:52,095 | and she had to go upstairs to take a shower. | and she had to go upstairs to take a shower. |
896 | 00:58:52,128 | 00:58:53,062 | What? | What? |
897 | 00:58:53,096 | 00:58:54,964 | What kind of accident? | What kind of accident? |
898 | 00:58:54,998 | 00:58:57,901 | Oh it's okay, she just spilled her drink all over herself. | Oh it's okay, she just spilled her drink all over herself. |
899 | 00:58:57,934 | 00:58:59,602 | But it didn't get in her hair so it's fine, | But it didn't get in her hair so it's fine, |
900 | 00:58:59,636 | 00:59:01,070 | it's no big deal. | it's no big deal. |
901 | 00:59:01,104 | 00:59:03,006 | Did you clean it up? | Did you clean it up? |
902 | 00:59:03,039 | 00:59:06,009 | Um, no, there's people that do that for a living. | Um, no, there's people that do that for a living. |
903 | 00:59:06,042 | 00:59:08,077 | Besides I heard if alcohol gets on your tan | Besides I heard if alcohol gets on your tan |
904 | 00:59:08,111 | 00:59:10,313 | it can ruin your skin. | it can ruin your skin. |
905 | 00:59:10,346 | 00:59:13,316 | Your logic blows my mind sometimes. | Your logic blows my mind sometimes. |
906 | 00:59:13,349 | 00:59:14,951 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
907 | 00:59:14,984 | 00:59:17,020 | It wasn't a compliment and there is no way | It wasn't a compliment and there is no way |
908 | 00:59:17,053 | 00:59:20,356 | I'm gonna get stuck cleaning up your mess. | I'm gonna get stuck cleaning up your mess. |
909 | 00:59:22,191 | 00:59:23,860 | You know what? | You know what? |
910 | 00:59:23,893 | 00:59:25,194 | Forget it. | Forget it. |
911 | 00:59:25,228 | 00:59:28,998 | I'm not gonna let your stupidity ruin my day. | I'm not gonna let your stupidity ruin my day. |
912 | 00:59:33,202 | 00:59:35,171 | I made it all by myself. | I made it all by myself. |
913 | 00:59:36,973 | 00:59:40,910 | Wait, I'm not gonna get Dirty Sanchezed if I drink am I? | Wait, I'm not gonna get Dirty Sanchezed if I drink am I? |
914 | 00:59:40,944 | 00:59:45,782 | No, I'm not really a fan of get Dirty Sanchezed anymore. | No, I'm not really a fan of get Dirty Sanchezed anymore. |
915 | 00:59:47,116 | 00:59:51,387 | Okay, that completely took me off guard. | Okay, that completely took me off guard. |
916 | 00:59:51,421 | 00:59:52,722 | It's so good. | It's so good. |
917 | 00:59:55,091 | 00:59:55,925 | Hmm, yum. | Hmm, yum. |
918 | 01:00:02,198 | 01:00:03,232 | Hello. | Hello. |
919 | 01:00:29,125 | 01:00:31,294 | So, what do you think Tiffany and her boyfriend | So, what do you think Tiffany and her boyfriend |
920 | 01:00:31,327 | 01:00:33,129 | are doing in there? | are doing in there? |
921 | 01:00:33,162 | 01:00:35,198 | I'd really rather not think about it. | I'd really rather not think about it. |
922 | 01:00:35,231 | 01:00:37,333 | I already threw up once today. | I already threw up once today. |
923 | 01:00:37,367 | 01:00:39,936 | Well what room do you think they're doing it in? | Well what room do you think they're doing it in? |
924 | 01:00:39,969 | 01:00:42,205 | Goddammit Nancy, I am trying really hard | Goddammit Nancy, I am trying really hard |
925 | 01:00:42,238 | 01:00:44,240 | to forget about the fact that everybody else | to forget about the fact that everybody else |
926 | 01:00:44,273 | 01:00:47,076 | is ruining my pool party and now you are too. | is ruining my pool party and now you are too. |
927 | 01:00:47,110 | 01:00:48,177 | Would you relax? | Would you relax? |
928 | 01:00:48,211 | 01:00:50,146 | I'm just messing with you. | I'm just messing with you. |
929 | 01:00:50,179 | 01:00:52,849 | Besides, I can't really call this party. | Besides, I can't really call this party. |
930 | 01:00:52,882 | 01:00:56,386 | Except for the few minutes Clay was naked. | Except for the few minutes Clay was naked. |
931 | 01:00:56,419 | 01:01:00,189 | Speaking of Clay, how do you think he's doing? | Speaking of Clay, how do you think he's doing? |
932 | 01:01:02,291 | 01:01:03,893 | Too bad he's creepy. | Too bad he's creepy. |
933 | 01:01:03,926 | 01:01:05,862 | I kinda liked him. | I kinda liked him. |
934 | 01:01:05,895 | 01:01:08,264 | Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. | Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. |
935 | 01:01:08,297 | 01:01:09,298 | What happened? | What happened? |
936 | 01:01:09,332 | 01:01:11,334 | He just commented my photo. | He just commented my photo. |
937 | 01:01:11,367 | 01:01:13,136 | Who commented on your photo? | Who commented on your photo? |
938 | 01:01:13,169 | 01:01:14,203 | Jim. | Jim. |
939 | 01:01:16,039 | 01:01:17,340 | Jim who? | Jim who? |
940 | 01:01:17,373 | 01:01:20,977 | Jim Gates, the hunky attorney from LA. | Jim Gates, the hunky attorney from LA. |
941 | 01:01:21,010 | 01:01:22,311 | Right, that Jim. | Right, that Jim. |
942 | 01:01:23,279 | 01:01:25,815 | I have to go tell Jasmine. | I have to go tell Jasmine. |
943 | 01:01:29,118 | 01:01:33,122 | Your friends keep getting weirder and weirder. | Your friends keep getting weirder and weirder. |
944 | 01:01:36,826 | 01:01:39,395 | Jasmine, where are you? | Jasmine, where are you? |
945 | 01:01:39,429 | 01:01:42,365 | You're never gonna believe who commented my pic. | You're never gonna believe who commented my pic. |
946 | 01:01:42,398 | 01:01:44,000 | Jasmine. | Jasmine. |
947 | 01:01:45,401 | 01:01:46,202 | Jasmine. | Jasmine. |
948 | 01:01:48,571 | 01:01:49,372 | Jasmine! | Jasmine! |
949 | 01:01:53,142 | 01:01:56,412 | Jasmine, he just liked three of my photos. | Jasmine, he just liked three of my photos. |
950 | 01:02:00,450 | 01:02:03,519 | Oh my god Jasmine, I think he wants to meet up later. | Oh my god Jasmine, I think he wants to meet up later. |
951 | 01:02:11,928 | 01:02:12,762 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
952 | 01:02:14,063 | 01:02:15,264 | What is going on? | What is going on? |
953 | 01:02:18,568 | 01:02:21,537 | What the fuck is going on? | What the fuck is going on? |
954 | 01:02:32,982 | 01:02:33,816 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
955 | 01:02:46,229 | 01:02:49,098 | Please just leave me alone. | Please just leave me alone. |
956 | 01:02:49,132 | 01:02:51,367 | Please don't kill me. | Please don't kill me. |
957 | 01:02:51,400 | 01:02:54,137 | I didn't even do anything to you. | I didn't even do anything to you. |
958 | 01:02:57,607 | 01:03:00,009 | Please just leave me alone. | Please just leave me alone. |
959 | 01:03:28,070 | 01:03:29,639 | You must be crazy. | You must be crazy. |
960 | 01:03:29,672 | 01:03:31,374 | No, I'm serious. | No, I'm serious. |
961 | 01:03:31,407 | 01:03:33,442 | You need to go in there and see what everybody's doing. | You need to go in there and see what everybody's doing. |
962 | 01:03:33,476 | 01:03:34,777 | Why? | Why? |
963 | 01:03:34,810 | 01:03:36,445 | So I can watch Tiffany get plowed by her meat head boyfriend | So I can watch Tiffany get plowed by her meat head boyfriend |
964 | 01:03:36,479 | 01:03:39,382 | or stumble in on his idiot brother jerking off | or stumble in on his idiot brother jerking off |
965 | 01:03:39,415 | 01:03:41,350 | while thinking about me. | while thinking about me. |
966 | 01:03:41,384 | 01:03:44,987 | Or even worse find out that Britney and Jasmine | Or even worse find out that Britney and Jasmine |
967 | 01:03:45,021 | 01:03:46,589 | are actually lesbians | are actually lesbians |
968 | 01:03:46,622 | 01:03:50,459 | and then have that image burned into my brain forever. | and then have that image burned into my brain forever. |
969 | 01:03:50,493 | 01:03:51,360 | No thank you. | No thank you. |
970 | 01:03:51,394 | 01:03:53,563 | These people are ruining my parents house. | These people are ruining my parents house. |
971 | 01:03:53,596 | 01:03:56,199 | They're turning it into a den of sin | They're turning it into a den of sin |
972 | 01:03:56,232 | 01:03:58,167 | and I'm not going in there until it's clean. | and I'm not going in there until it's clean. |
973 | 01:03:58,201 | 01:04:00,436 | Wow, this is not how I imagined | Wow, this is not how I imagined |
974 | 01:04:00,469 | 01:04:02,471 | you'd turn out as an adult. | you'd turn out as an adult. |
975 | 01:04:02,505 | 01:04:04,941 | You were actually fun to be around. | You were actually fun to be around. |
976 | 01:04:04,974 | 01:04:07,210 | I mean, when you weren't trying to impress | I mean, when you weren't trying to impress |
977 | 01:04:07,243 | 01:04:10,980 | Tiffany and her friends, you were actually human. | Tiffany and her friends, you were actually human. |
978 | 01:04:11,013 | 01:04:13,516 | I never wanted to be like Tiffany and her friends, | I never wanted to be like Tiffany and her friends, |
979 | 01:04:13,549 | 01:04:15,451 | I just needed them in the beginning | I just needed them in the beginning |
980 | 01:04:15,484 | 01:04:18,521 | so people could, you know, give me a chance. | so people could, you know, give me a chance. |
981 | 01:04:18,554 | 01:04:20,256 | See me for who I really was, | See me for who I really was, |
982 | 01:04:20,289 | 01:04:22,525 | but, I don't need them anymore. | but, I don't need them anymore. |
983 | 01:04:22,558 | 01:04:25,595 | And buying expensive clothes was the only way to do that? | And buying expensive clothes was the only way to do that? |
984 | 01:04:25,628 | 01:04:28,564 | No, you can't say anything because you never complained | No, you can't say anything because you never complained |
985 | 01:04:28,598 | 01:04:31,701 | when my mom bought you new clothes or a makeover. | when my mom bought you new clothes or a makeover. |
986 | 01:04:31,734 | 01:04:33,369 | Okay, I admit it. | Okay, I admit it. |
987 | 01:04:33,402 | 01:04:35,037 | I wanted to fit in too. | I wanted to fit in too. |
988 | 01:04:35,071 | 01:04:39,108 | I had one friend in this entire world and that was you. | I had one friend in this entire world and that was you. |
989 | 01:04:39,141 | 01:04:40,476 | And I didn't wanna lose you, | And I didn't wanna lose you, |
990 | 01:04:40,509 | 01:04:42,945 | I had to at least try to fit in. | I had to at least try to fit in. |
991 | 01:04:42,979 | 01:04:45,414 | It's not like I was gonna stop being friends with you. | It's not like I was gonna stop being friends with you. |
992 | 01:04:45,448 | 01:04:46,649 | I'm not completely heartless. | I'm not completely heartless. |
993 | 01:04:46,682 | 01:04:48,351 | How was I supposed to know? | How was I supposed to know? |
994 | 01:04:48,384 | 01:04:51,354 | Those girls, the ones in your house right now, | Those girls, the ones in your house right now, |
995 | 01:04:51,387 | 01:04:54,624 | they're heartless and I knew they would convince you | they're heartless and I knew they would convince you |
996 | 01:04:54,657 | 01:04:58,427 | to just leave me behind if I didn't at least try to fit in. | to just leave me behind if I didn't at least try to fit in. |
997 | 01:04:58,461 | 01:05:01,631 | I never realized I meant so much to you. | I never realized I meant so much to you. |
998 | 01:05:01,664 | 01:05:03,599 | Whoa, don't start inflating | Whoa, don't start inflating |
999 | 01:05:03,633 | 01:05:05,401 | that little head of yours just yet. | that little head of yours just yet. |
1000 | 01:05:05,434 | 01:05:07,536 | It was because of your parents too. | It was because of your parents too. |
1001 | 01:05:07,570 | 01:05:10,239 | Besides, you did end up leaving me behind. | Besides, you did end up leaving me behind. |
1002 | 01:05:10,273 | 01:05:13,509 | But lucky for me high school was over so. | But lucky for me high school was over so. |
1003 | 01:05:13,542 | 01:05:16,045 | Oh, so now that you're all grown up | Oh, so now that you're all grown up |
1004 | 01:05:16,078 | 01:05:18,381 | you don't need me or my parents anymore. | you don't need me or my parents anymore. |
1005 | 01:05:18,414 | 01:05:19,482 | I didn't say that. | I didn't say that. |
1006 | 01:05:19,515 | 01:05:21,651 | Your mom and dad will always be like parents to me. | Your mom and dad will always be like parents to me. |
1007 | 01:05:21,684 | 01:05:24,487 | But, you know, I just figured out | But, you know, I just figured out |
1008 | 01:05:24,520 | 01:05:27,290 | I don't need to try so hard to make friends, you know. | I don't need to try so hard to make friends, you know. |
1009 | 01:05:27,323 | 01:05:31,360 | True friends are the ones you make when you're not trying. | True friends are the ones you make when you're not trying. |
1010 | 01:05:31,394 | 01:05:33,496 | This was the part where you start singing right? | This was the part where you start singing right? |
1011 | 01:05:33,529 | 01:05:35,364 | Screw you, I'm being serious. | Screw you, I'm being serious. |
1012 | 01:05:35,398 | 01:05:36,565 | So am I. | So am I. |
1013 | 01:05:36,599 | 01:05:38,367 | Remember when we used to turn | Remember when we used to turn |
1014 | 01:05:38,401 | 01:05:41,203 | all of our favorite movies into musicals? | all of our favorite movies into musicals? |
1015 | 01:05:41,237 | 01:05:43,406 | For years you couldn't say anything serious | For years you couldn't say anything serious |
1016 | 01:05:43,439 | 01:05:45,474 | without turning it into a song. | without turning it into a song. |
1017 | 01:05:45,508 | 01:05:49,178 | And your voice, oh, it was horrible. | And your voice, oh, it was horrible. |
1018 | 01:05:49,211 | 01:05:50,246 | My voice was horrible? | My voice was horrible? |
1019 | 01:05:50,279 | 01:05:51,180 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1020 | 01:05:51,213 | 01:05:52,415 | Have you heard yourself? | Have you heard yourself? |
1021 | 01:05:52,448 | 01:05:54,016 | Uh, yeah, I took singing lessons. | Uh, yeah, I took singing lessons. |
1022 | 01:05:54,050 | 01:05:56,319 | Yeah to be as good as I was. | Yeah to be as good as I was. |
1023 | 01:05:56,352 | 01:05:57,553 | You're jealous. | You're jealous. |
1024 | 01:05:57,586 | 01:05:59,689 | There was a reason why I was always Janet | There was a reason why I was always Janet |
1025 | 01:05:59,722 | 01:06:01,223 | and you were always Magenta | and you were always Magenta |
1026 | 01:06:01,257 | 01:06:03,459 | and it wasn't just your bad hair. | and it wasn't just your bad hair. |
1027 | 01:06:06,729 | 01:06:10,032 | Okay so listen, here's the thing. | Okay so listen, here's the thing. |
1028 | 01:06:10,066 | 01:06:12,068 | I know I haven't been home for long | I know I haven't been home for long |
1029 | 01:06:12,101 | 01:06:16,605 | and I'm always busy studying and I don't party much. | and I'm always busy studying and I don't party much. |
1030 | 01:06:16,639 | 01:06:19,508 | But, I think you need to get in there | But, I think you need to get in there |
1031 | 01:06:19,542 | 01:06:21,610 | and start opening some doors. | and start opening some doors. |
1032 | 01:06:21,644 | 01:06:22,712 | No, ew. | No, ew. |
1033 | 01:06:22,745 | 01:06:24,747 | You need to get that stick from between your legs | You need to get that stick from between your legs |
1034 | 01:06:24,780 | 01:06:26,549 | and put something else in there. | and put something else in there. |
1035 | 01:06:26,582 | 01:06:29,352 | Okay, you can't be serious. | Okay, you can't be serious. |
1036 | 01:06:29,385 | 01:06:32,555 | I'm serious, just pick a door okay and go with it. | I'm serious, just pick a door okay and go with it. |
1037 | 01:06:32,588 | 01:06:35,224 | And you might come out a better person because of it. | And you might come out a better person because of it. |
1038 | 01:06:35,257 | 01:06:39,161 | Or maybe not, maybe you'll just have a cool experience. | Or maybe not, maybe you'll just have a cool experience. |
1039 | 01:06:39,195 | 01:06:40,596 | Okay, you're disgusting | Okay, you're disgusting |
1040 | 01:06:40,629 | 01:06:43,733 | for even suggesting something like that. | for even suggesting something like that. |
1041 | 01:06:43,766 | 01:06:46,135 | Thank god you're not going to school to be a social worker | Thank god you're not going to school to be a social worker |
1042 | 01:06:46,168 | 01:06:48,137 | because you give horrible advice. | because you give horrible advice. |
1043 | 01:06:48,170 | 01:06:50,139 | Well you might be onto something here. | Well you might be onto something here. |
1044 | 01:06:50,172 | 01:06:51,540 | I might change majors. | I might change majors. |
1045 | 01:06:51,574 | 01:06:53,609 | If you are so obsessed with me | If you are so obsessed with me |
1046 | 01:06:53,642 | 01:06:55,711 | playing some perverted sexual roulette | playing some perverted sexual roulette |
1047 | 01:06:55,745 | 01:06:58,414 | why don't you walk in and show me how it's done. | why don't you walk in and show me how it's done. |
1048 | 01:06:58,447 | 01:06:59,582 | I'm not obsessed, | I'm not obsessed, |
1049 | 01:06:59,615 | 01:07:01,751 | I'm just trying to imagine all the fun and crazy things | I'm just trying to imagine all the fun and crazy things |
1050 | 01:07:01,784 | 01:07:04,487 | that are going in your bedroom right now. | that are going in your bedroom right now. |
1051 | 01:07:04,520 | 01:07:07,323 | They fucking better not. | They fucking better not. |
1052 | 01:07:07,356 | 01:07:09,291 | Okay, take your time. | Okay, take your time. |
1053 | 01:07:11,694 | 01:07:14,597 | I'm just gonna have some champagne. | I'm just gonna have some champagne. |
1054 | 01:08:16,926 | 01:08:17,760 | Nancy. | Nancy. |
1055 | 01:08:20,529 | 01:08:24,200 | Don't tell me you're actually opening doors. | Don't tell me you're actually opening doors. |
1056 | 01:08:25,634 | 01:08:29,271 | My parents are gonna be very disappointed in you. | My parents are gonna be very disappointed in you. |
1057 | 01:08:36,512 | 01:08:40,816 | Nancy, do you remember my dads rules about threesomes? | Nancy, do you remember my dads rules about threesomes? |
1058 | 01:08:43,686 | 01:08:45,721 | Hey, no one's allowed in my parents room. | Hey, no one's allowed in my parents room. |
1059 | 01:08:45,754 | 01:08:47,656 | That better be the dog. | That better be the dog. |
1060 | 01:09:28,297 | 01:09:29,298 | You asshole! | You asshole! |
1061 | 01:09:30,466 | 01:09:32,735 | Whoa, wait what did I do? | Whoa, wait what did I do? |
1062 | 01:09:33,669 | 01:09:35,371 | Are you kidding me? | Are you kidding me? |
1063 | 01:09:35,404 | 01:09:36,772 | Did you hide this body behind the door | Did you hide this body behind the door |
1064 | 01:09:36,805 | 01:09:39,375 | just so it could fall on me? | just so it could fall on me? |
1065 | 01:09:39,408 | 01:09:40,442 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
1066 | 01:09:40,476 | 01:09:41,710 | Who does that? | Who does that? |
1067 | 01:09:41,744 | 01:09:44,780 | Are you trying to prove to me that you're a fucking psycho? | Are you trying to prove to me that you're a fucking psycho? |
1068 | 01:09:44,813 | 01:09:46,448 | Who does that? | Who does that? |
1069 | 01:09:46,482 | 01:09:48,884 | How about any killer from ever horror movie in the 80's. | How about any killer from ever horror movie in the 80's. |
1070 | 01:09:48,918 | 01:09:50,686 | You couldn't open anything back then | You couldn't open anything back then |
1071 | 01:09:50,719 | 01:09:51,854 | without a dead body falling out of it. | without a dead body falling out of it. |
1072 | 01:09:51,887 | 01:09:53,789 | Guess what, now I know why. | Guess what, now I know why. |
1073 | 01:09:53,822 | 01:09:55,691 | 'Cause it's fucking hilarious. | 'Cause it's fucking hilarious. |
1074 | 01:09:55,724 | 01:09:58,427 | Oh yeah, really funny. | Oh yeah, really funny. |
1075 | 01:09:58,460 | 01:10:01,297 | Holy shit, what is wrong with you? | Holy shit, what is wrong with you? |
1076 | 01:10:02,398 | 01:10:03,499 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
1077 | 01:10:03,532 | 01:10:06,602 | Are you doing perverted shit with my dead friends? | Are you doing perverted shit with my dead friends? |
1078 | 01:10:06,635 | 01:10:08,671 | No, I mean a little bit. | No, I mean a little bit. |
1079 | 01:10:08,704 | 01:10:10,673 | When I asked you to help me kill them, | When I asked you to help me kill them, |
1080 | 01:10:10,706 | 01:10:13,842 | I did not think you were gonna have sex with their corpses. | I did not think you were gonna have sex with their corpses. |
1081 | 01:10:13,876 | 01:10:17,379 | Whoa, I'm a happily married man Blair. | Whoa, I'm a happily married man Blair. |
1082 | 01:10:17,413 | 01:10:19,815 | Who does weird shit with dead girls. | Who does weird shit with dead girls. |
1083 | 01:10:19,848 | 01:10:21,951 | Look, no marriage is perfect. | Look, no marriage is perfect. |
1084 | 01:10:21,984 | 01:10:24,453 | And who the hell is that? | And who the hell is that? |
1085 | 01:10:25,788 | 01:10:27,957 | That's the pizza guy, duh. | That's the pizza guy, duh. |
1086 | 01:10:27,990 | 01:10:30,659 | And what the hell is he doing here? | And what the hell is he doing here? |
1087 | 01:10:30,693 | 01:10:34,463 | Listen Blair, I actually took this job seriously. | Listen Blair, I actually took this job seriously. |
1088 | 01:10:34,496 | 01:10:35,731 | So when you asked me to do this, | So when you asked me to do this, |
1089 | 01:10:35,764 | 01:10:38,701 | I practiced on a couple of people okay. | I practiced on a couple of people okay. |
1090 | 01:10:38,734 | 01:10:40,736 | A couple of people? | A couple of people? |
1091 | 01:10:40,769 | 01:10:42,805 | Who else did you kill? | Who else did you kill? |
1092 | 01:10:42,838 | 01:10:44,673 | Just Mrs. Stevens. | Just Mrs. Stevens. |
1093 | 01:10:44,707 | 01:10:47,076 | Our next door neighbor? | Our next door neighbor? |
1094 | 01:10:47,109 | 01:10:48,744 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1095 | 01:10:48,777 | 01:10:50,713 | Maybe the pool guy. | Maybe the pool guy. |
1096 | 01:10:50,746 | 01:10:51,680 | Maybe? | Maybe? |
1097 | 01:10:51,714 | 01:10:52,848 | You have killed so many people | You have killed so many people |
1098 | 01:10:52,881 | 01:10:54,383 | that you can't even keep track? | that you can't even keep track? |
1099 | 01:10:54,416 | 01:10:55,818 | Okay, definitely her pool guy | Okay, definitely her pool guy |
1100 | 01:10:55,851 | 01:10:56,986 | is that what you wanna hear? | is that what you wanna hear? |
1101 | 01:10:57,019 | 01:10:58,420 | Is that it? | Is that it? |
1102 | 01:10:58,454 | 01:10:59,755 | Did you have time to kill maybe the paper boy | Did you have time to kill maybe the paper boy |
1103 | 01:10:59,788 | 01:11:01,357 | or the landscaper? | or the landscaper? |
1104 | 01:11:01,390 | 01:11:02,758 | Why would I kill the landscaper? | Why would I kill the landscaper? |
1105 | 01:11:02,791 | 01:11:03,959 | That guy's cool. | That guy's cool. |
1106 | 01:11:03,993 | 01:11:06,862 | And are you sure that's it? | And are you sure that's it? |
1107 | 01:11:06,895 | 01:11:09,498 | Dora the crazy lady. | Dora the crazy lady. |
1108 | 01:11:09,531 | 01:11:12,067 | Okay, she's fucking crazy anyway, so it doesn't matter. | Okay, she's fucking crazy anyway, so it doesn't matter. |
1109 | 01:11:12,101 | 01:11:13,636 | But that's it? | But that's it? |
1110 | 01:11:13,669 | 01:11:15,871 | Yeah, look that's definitely I've killed so far. | Yeah, look that's definitely I've killed so far. |
1111 | 01:11:15,904 | 01:11:18,574 | But am I fucking close to finished Blair? | But am I fucking close to finished Blair? |
1112 | 01:11:18,607 | 01:11:19,642 | What? | What? |
1113 | 01:11:19,675 | 01:11:21,844 | I've finally found something that I'm good at. | I've finally found something that I'm good at. |
1114 | 01:11:21,877 | 01:11:23,379 | I'm really fucking good at this. | I'm really fucking good at this. |
1115 | 01:11:23,412 | 01:11:24,880 | I mean take a look around. | I mean take a look around. |
1116 | 01:11:24,913 | 01:11:26,582 | I wish you could've seen me Blair, | I wish you could've seen me Blair, |
1117 | 01:11:26,615 | 01:11:28,017 | I should film it next time. | I should film it next time. |
1118 | 01:11:28,050 | 01:11:29,752 | That's what I'm gonna do, | That's what I'm gonna do, |
1119 | 01:11:29,785 | 01:11:31,820 | I'm gonna film it, then I can watch it the next day | I'm gonna film it, then I can watch it the next day |
1120 | 01:11:31,854 | 01:11:33,922 | and see if I've made any mistakes. | and see if I've made any mistakes. |
1121 | 01:11:33,956 | 01:11:35,691 | Oh my god, that's brilliant. | Oh my god, that's brilliant. |
1122 | 01:11:35,724 | 01:11:38,460 | You sound like a complete psychopath. | You sound like a complete psychopath. |
1123 | 01:11:38,494 | 01:11:40,863 | You were never supposed to leave any trace behind | You were never supposed to leave any trace behind |
1124 | 01:11:40,896 | 01:11:41,730 | so we could frame the whole thing | so we could frame the whole thing |
1125 | 01:11:41,764 | 01:11:43,899 | on the creepy guy across the street. | on the creepy guy across the street. |
1126 | 01:11:43,932 | 01:11:46,835 | I worked really hard on planning on this whole thing. | I worked really hard on planning on this whole thing. |
1127 | 01:11:46,869 | 01:11:49,471 | Everything was perfect on my end. | Everything was perfect on my end. |
1128 | 01:11:49,505 | 01:11:50,673 | Perfect huh? | Perfect huh? |
1129 | 01:11:50,706 | 01:11:51,907 | I don't seem to remember those two assholes | I don't seem to remember those two assholes |
1130 | 01:11:51,940 | 01:11:53,609 | in your perfect little plan. | in your perfect little plan. |
1131 | 01:11:53,642 | 01:11:55,611 | Everything was perfect until they showed up, | Everything was perfect until they showed up, |
1132 | 01:11:55,644 | 01:11:57,046 | but that didn't seem to be too much of a problem | but that didn't seem to be too much of a problem |
1133 | 01:11:57,079 | 01:11:58,914 | for you now did it? | for you now did it? |
1134 | 01:11:58,947 | 01:12:01,050 | I held up my end of the bargain | I held up my end of the bargain |
1135 | 01:12:01,083 | 01:12:04,920 | and you on the other hand are obviously a big fuck up, | and you on the other hand are obviously a big fuck up, |
1136 | 01:12:04,953 | 01:12:07,723 | who can't do anything right. | who can't do anything right. |
1137 | 01:12:07,756 | 01:12:08,857 | You know what Blair? | You know what Blair? |
1138 | 01:12:08,891 | 01:12:10,893 | Fuck your stupid plan, okay. | Fuck your stupid plan, okay. |
1139 | 01:12:10,926 | 01:12:13,562 | Because I want everyone to know I did it. | Because I want everyone to know I did it. |
1140 | 01:12:13,595 | 01:12:15,931 | In fact, I don't want anyone else taking credit | In fact, I don't want anyone else taking credit |
1141 | 01:12:15,964 | 01:12:16,932 | for my fucking work. | for my fucking work. |
1142 | 01:12:16,965 | 01:12:18,634 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
1143 | 01:12:18,667 | 01:12:22,404 | Yeah, I am the best killer in history, | Yeah, I am the best killer in history, |
1144 | 01:12:22,438 | 01:12:24,006 | and the whole world is gonna know it. | and the whole world is gonna know it. |
1145 | 01:12:24,039 | 01:12:24,940 | You'll see. | You'll see. |
1146 | 01:12:27,743 | 01:12:29,011 | Best ever huh? | Best ever huh? |
1147 | 01:12:29,044 | 01:12:30,012 | Dammit. | Dammit. |
1148 | 01:12:35,651 | 01:12:36,485 | Nancy. | Nancy. |
1149 | 01:12:42,691 | 01:12:45,761 | Really Nancy, the stairs, so typical. | Really Nancy, the stairs, so typical. |
1150 | 01:12:47,763 | 01:12:49,498 | Well I hate to tell you | Well I hate to tell you |
1151 | 01:12:49,531 | 01:12:51,900 | but I think all those rooms are taken | but I think all those rooms are taken |
1152 | 01:12:51,934 | 01:12:54,903 | because your friends are dead. | because your friends are dead. |
1153 | 01:12:54,937 | 01:12:55,738 | Oh god. | Oh god. |
1154 | 01:12:59,241 | 01:13:00,609 | Hello Nancy. | Hello Nancy. |
1155 | 01:13:00,642 | 01:13:02,745 | Get away from me, you're a fucking psycho. | Get away from me, you're a fucking psycho. |
1156 | 01:13:02,778 | 01:13:04,513 | I know I'm a psycho Nancy, | I know I'm a psycho Nancy, |
1157 | 01:13:04,546 | 01:13:06,682 | have you seen what I did? | have you seen what I did? |
1158 | 01:13:06,715 | 01:13:08,817 | It's kind of fucking nuts. | It's kind of fucking nuts. |
1159 | 01:13:08,851 | 01:13:10,786 | But really hard to pull off, | But really hard to pull off, |
1160 | 01:13:10,819 | 01:13:12,788 | so I expect a little bit of credit. | so I expect a little bit of credit. |
1161 | 01:13:12,821 | 01:13:13,889 | You don't have to do this, | You don't have to do this, |
1162 | 01:13:13,922 | 01:13:14,757 | you don't have to kill anyone, | you don't have to kill anyone, |
1163 | 01:13:14,790 | 01:13:16,625 | especially not for your crazy sister. | especially not for your crazy sister. |
1164 | 01:13:16,658 | 01:13:17,993 | Actually I do. | Actually I do. |
1165 | 01:13:19,027 | 01:13:20,729 | I have to kill a lot of people. | I have to kill a lot of people. |
1166 | 01:13:20,763 | 01:13:22,865 | Not for her, but for me. | Not for her, but for me. |
1167 | 01:13:22,898 | 01:13:24,166 | If I'm gonna get in the history books | If I'm gonna get in the history books |
1168 | 01:13:24,199 | 01:13:26,068 | I need to up my body count and guess what? | I need to up my body count and guess what? |
1169 | 01:13:26,101 | 01:13:29,004 | You get to be one of my victims. | You get to be one of my victims. |
1170 | 01:13:29,037 | 01:13:33,675 | You're gonna be famous, just like me and Blair. | You're gonna be famous, just like me and Blair. |
1171 | 01:13:33,709 | 01:13:34,910 | You're crazy. | You're crazy. |
1172 | 01:13:34,943 | 01:13:36,111 | If it makes you feel any better, | If it makes you feel any better, |
1173 | 01:13:36,145 | 01:13:38,113 | I'm gonna miss you the most. | I'm gonna miss you the most. |
1174 | 01:13:38,147 | 01:13:40,182 | You're not like the others Nancy. | You're not like the others Nancy. |
1175 | 01:13:40,215 | 01:13:43,152 | Not like slutty slut McGee in here. | Not like slutty slut McGee in here. |
1176 | 01:13:56,165 | 01:13:57,933 | Nice one. | Nice one. |
1177 | 01:14:13,048 | 01:14:13,982 | Hi Nancy. | Hi Nancy. |
1178 | 01:14:14,950 | 01:14:18,954 | Goddammit Nancy, you are making this so weird. | Goddammit Nancy, you are making this so weird. |
1179 | 01:14:26,195 | 01:14:27,696 | This is awkward. | This is awkward. |
1180 | 01:14:29,765 | 01:14:30,999 | What is wrong with you? | What is wrong with you? |
1181 | 01:14:31,033 | 01:14:33,035 | How could you kill all of your friends? | How could you kill all of your friends? |
1182 | 01:14:33,068 | 01:14:35,571 | How could I not want to kill all of my friends? | How could I not want to kill all of my friends? |
1183 | 01:14:35,604 | 01:14:38,073 | They always thought they were so much better than me, | They always thought they were so much better than me, |
1184 | 01:14:38,106 | 01:14:40,108 | they were dirty, filthy pigs | they were dirty, filthy pigs |
1185 | 01:14:40,142 | 01:14:42,311 | and no matter what I did when they were still alive, | and no matter what I did when they were still alive, |
1186 | 01:14:42,344 | 01:14:44,780 | I would never be prettier or more popular than them. | I would never be prettier or more popular than them. |
1187 | 01:14:44,813 | 01:14:46,014 | But now I am. | But now I am. |
1188 | 01:14:46,048 | 01:14:47,549 | Everyone will be my friend now. | Everyone will be my friend now. |
1189 | 01:14:47,583 | 01:14:49,051 | Are you fucking nuts? | Are you fucking nuts? |
1190 | 01:14:49,084 | 01:14:50,219 | No. | No. |
1191 | 01:14:50,252 | 01:14:54,122 | I am the sole survivor of a mass murdering psychopath | I am the sole survivor of a mass murdering psychopath |
1192 | 01:14:54,156 | 01:14:55,624 | who watched her bets friends get killed | who watched her bets friends get killed |
1193 | 01:14:55,657 | 01:14:57,125 | right in front of her eyes. | right in front of her eyes. |
1194 | 01:14:57,159 | 01:14:59,261 | Add in the fact that I'm hot and I'll be famous by Monday. | Add in the fact that I'm hot and I'll be famous by Monday. |
1195 | 01:14:59,294 | 01:15:02,030 | You did all this to become famous? | You did all this to become famous? |
1196 | 01:15:02,064 | 01:15:05,868 | Why couldn't you just make a sex tape like everybody else? | Why couldn't you just make a sex tape like everybody else? |
1197 | 01:15:05,901 | 01:15:09,037 | I might be crazy, but I am not a slut. | I might be crazy, but I am not a slut. |
1198 | 01:15:10,205 | 01:15:12,007 | And those dirty whores would have done anything | And those dirty whores would have done anything |
1199 | 01:15:12,040 | 01:15:14,176 | to make sure I never got more attention than them. | to make sure I never got more attention than them. |
1200 | 01:15:14,209 | 01:15:16,044 | So I had to remove the competition. | So I had to remove the competition. |
1201 | 01:15:17,679 | 01:15:20,082 | Competition, what about me? | Competition, what about me? |
1202 | 01:15:20,115 | 01:15:22,150 | I would have been happy for you. | I would have been happy for you. |
1203 | 01:15:22,184 | 01:15:23,952 | Yeah, you would have been. | Yeah, you would have been. |
1204 | 01:15:23,986 | 01:15:25,754 | And that's the exact kind of bullshit | And that's the exact kind of bullshit |
1205 | 01:15:25,787 | 01:15:27,623 | you've been pulling my whole life | you've been pulling my whole life |
1206 | 01:15:27,656 | 01:15:29,625 | to make my parents like you more than me. | to make my parents like you more than me. |
1207 | 01:15:29,658 | 01:15:31,159 | And now, you're dying. | And now, you're dying. |
1208 | 01:15:49,244 | 01:15:51,246 | Worse pool party ever! | Worse pool party ever! |
1209 | 01:17:09,925 | 01:17:12,761 | ♪ Gonna have a pool party | ♪ Gonna have a pool party |
1210 | 01:17:12,794 | 01:17:16,264 | ♪ Gonna invite all our friends | ♪ Gonna invite all our friends |
1211 | 01:17:16,298 | 01:17:19,868 | ♪ You know it's time for celebration ♪ | ♪ You know it's time for celebration ♪ |
1212 | 01:17:19,901 | 01:17:23,271 | ♪ For us the summer never ends | ♪ For us the summer never ends |
1213 | 01:17:23,305 | 01:17:26,742 | ♪ Pool party at Blair's house | ♪ Pool party at Blair's house |
1214 | 01:17:26,775 | 01:17:30,078 | ♪ Where there are no rules | ♪ Where there are no rules |
1215 | 01:17:30,112 | 01:17:33,348 | ♪ We can do what we want now | ♪ We can do what we want now |
1216 | 01:17:33,382 | 01:17:37,219 | ♪ 'Cause they're all fucking dead ♪ | ♪ 'Cause they're all fucking dead ♪ |
1217 | 01:17:37,252 | 01:17:40,288 | ♪ Do you wanna eat an ice cream ♪ | ♪ Do you wanna eat an ice cream ♪ |
1218 | 01:17:40,322 | 01:17:43,859 | ♪ It will taste real good | ♪ It will taste real good |
1219 | 01:17:43,892 | 01:17:47,195 | ♪ Everybody loves ice cream | ♪ Everybody loves ice cream |
1220 | 01:17:47,229 | 01:17:50,766 | ♪ Except for people who are dead ♪ | ♪ Except for people who are dead ♪ |
1221 | 01:17:50,799 | 01:17:54,069 | ♪ Nobody tell us what to do now ♪ | ♪ Nobody tell us what to do now ♪ |
1222 | 01:17:54,102 | 01:17:57,272 | ♪ Or you will end up like them | ♪ Or you will end up like them |
1223 | 01:17:57,305 | 01:18:00,509 | ♪ Grilling up some cheeseburgers ♪ | ♪ Grilling up some cheeseburgers ♪ |
1224 | 01:18:00,542 | 01:18:04,246 | ♪ The neighbors buried in a briar patch ♪ | ♪ The neighbors buried in a briar patch ♪ |
1225 | 01:18:04,279 | 01:18:07,749 | ♪ We'll start the day with Marco Polo ♪ | ♪ We'll start the day with Marco Polo ♪ |
1226 | 01:18:07,783 | 01:18:11,219 | ♪ We say Marco they say nothing ♪ | ♪ We say Marco they say nothing ♪ |
1227 | 01:18:11,253 | 01:18:14,289 | ♪ You ain't gonna find a murder weapon ♪ | ♪ You ain't gonna find a murder weapon ♪ |
1228 | 01:18:14,322 | 01:18:18,060 | ♪ It's definitely not a power drill ♪ | ♪ It's definitely not a power drill ♪ |
1229 | 01:18:18,093 | 01:18:21,530 | ♪ Sipping margarita's poolside | ♪ Sipping margarita's poolside |
1230 | 01:18:21,563 | 01:18:24,866 | ♪ Don't peek in the shed | ♪ Don't peek in the shed |
1231 | 01:18:24,900 | 01:18:28,303 | ♪ Eating lots of mini hot dogs | ♪ Eating lots of mini hot dogs |
1232 | 01:18:28,336 | 01:18:31,873 | ♪ Do they taste okay | ♪ Do they taste okay |
1233 | 01:18:31,907 | 01:18:35,277 | ♪ They're just normal kosher hot dogs ♪ | ♪ They're just normal kosher hot dogs ♪ |
1234 | 01:18:35,310 | 01:18:40,315 | ♪ Our friends are only in the burgers ♪ | ♪ Our friends are only in the burgers ♪ |
1235 | 01:18:41,216 | 01:18:43,151 | ♪ We are just some normal kids | ♪ We are just some normal kids |
1236 | 01:18:43,185 | 01:18:46,488 | ♪ Who like to kick back in the sun ♪ | ♪ Who like to kick back in the sun ♪ |
1237 | 01:18:46,521 | 01:18:50,092 | ♪ We got fucked up and killed our friends ♪ | ♪ We got fucked up and killed our friends ♪ |
1238 | 01:18:50,125 | 01:18:53,462 | ♪ But it was in the name of fun ♪ | ♪ But it was in the name of fun ♪ |
1239 | 01:18:53,495 | 01:18:57,032 | ♪ So come down and take our hand ♪ | ♪ So come down and take our hand ♪ |
1240 | 01:18:57,065 | 01:19:00,368 | ♪ Kill your friends and get a tan ♪ | ♪ Kill your friends and get a tan ♪ |
1241 | 01:19:00,402 | 01:19:03,371 | ♪ We'll show you where they're buried ♪ | ♪ We'll show you where they're buried ♪ |
1242 | 01:19:03,405 | 01:19:06,074 | ♪ Also does this knife look weird ♪ | ♪ Also does this knife look weird ♪ |
1243 | 01:19:09,578 | 01:19:11,546 | No, no, no. | No, no, no. |
1244 | 01:19:11,580 | 01:19:13,014 | No, no, no! | No, no, no! |
1245 | 01:19:14,316 | 01:19:15,984 | Why! | Why! |
1246 | 01:19:16,017 | 01:19:17,252 | God. | God. |
1247 | 01:19:17,285 | 01:19:17,919 | Why? | Why? |
1248 | 01:19:20,422 | 01:19:23,225 | ♪ Pool party in the summer | ♪ Pool party in the summer |
1249 | 01:19:23,258 | 01:19:26,495 | ♪ We made new friends | ♪ We made new friends |
1250 | 01:19:26,528 | 01:19:30,065 | ♪ Why don't you com on down to Blair's house ♪ | ♪ Why don't you com on down to Blair's house ♪ |
1251 | 01:19:30,098 | 01:19:33,935 | ♪ Where the summer never ends | ♪ Where the summer never ends |
1252 | 01:19:35,403 | 01:19:37,939 | Pool party massacre. | Pool party massacre. |
1253 | 01:19:44,045 | 01:19:45,247 | would grow up to be serial killers. | would grow up to be serial killers. |
1253 | 01:19:44,045 | 01:19:45,247 | would grow up to be serial killers. | would grow up to be serial killers. |