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1 00:02:21,708 00:02:23,476 Hey Mrs. Stevens. Hey Mrs. Stevens.
2 00:02:23,510 00:02:25,745 Oh, it's Miss Stevens this weekend. Oh, it's Miss Stevens this weekend.
3 00:02:25,778 00:02:27,981 My husband won't be back till Monday, My husband won't be back till Monday,
4 00:02:28,014 00:02:30,750 and I really do hate being alone. and I really do hate being alone.
5 00:02:37,991 00:02:40,793 Do me a favor honey, and help me get some of this lotion Do me a favor honey, and help me get some of this lotion
6 00:02:40,827 00:02:43,263 on my hard to reach places. on my hard to reach places.
7 00:03:04,450 00:03:07,720 Fucking pussy. Fucking pussy.
8 00:03:20,967 00:03:23,836 Oh, Honey, I hope you didn't waste your time freshening up Oh, Honey, I hope you didn't waste your time freshening up
9 00:03:23,870 00:03:26,773 'cause you're about to get filthy. 'cause you're about to get filthy.
10 00:04:07,914 00:04:11,751 ♪ That little bastard ♪ That little bastard
11 00:04:11,784 00:04:14,721 ♪ With his tricks and vile forms of play ♪ ♪ With his tricks and vile forms of play ♪
12 00:04:14,754 00:04:16,756 ♪ Hacking, shaving, slicing, mutilating ♪ ♪ Hacking, shaving, slicing, mutilating ♪
13 00:04:16,789 00:04:20,693 ♪ All that gets before him, or that gets in his way ♪ ♪ All that gets before him, or that gets in his way ♪
14 00:04:20,727 00:04:22,695 ♪ Coming around, down the stairs ♪ ♪ Coming around, down the stairs ♪
15 00:04:22,729 00:04:23,863 ♪ The wood cracked beneath my feet ♪ ♪ The wood cracked beneath my feet ♪
16 00:04:23,896 00:04:25,465 ♪ My hand slid across the rail ♪ My hand slid across the rail
17 00:04:25,498 00:04:26,799 ♪ Collecting dust on my fingertips ♪ ♪ Collecting dust on my fingertips ♪
18 00:04:26,833 00:04:28,501 ♪ Then I came into a dark room ♪ Then I came into a dark room
19 00:04:28,534 00:04:30,103 ♪ That smelled of wet stone and many years ♪ ♪ That smelled of wet stone and many years ♪
20 00:04:30,136 00:04:31,738 ♪ And there was a robotic retard ♪ ♪ And there was a robotic retard ♪
21 00:04:31,771 00:04:33,806 ♪ With a blank empty stare ♪ With a blank empty stare
22 00:04:33,840 00:04:36,776 ♪ It was a little android man ♪ It was a little android man
23 00:04:36,809 00:04:40,947 ♪ Half the size that I am ♪ Half the size that I am
24 00:04:40,980 00:04:44,851 ♪ Scissors on his head ♪ Scissors on his head
25 00:04:44,884 00:04:48,788 ♪ Scissors on his fucking head ♪ Scissors on his fucking head
26 00:05:41,941 00:05:43,676 That's fine if you wanna have your friends over That's fine if you wanna have your friends over
27 00:05:43,710 00:05:45,645 while we're gone for a pool party dear. while we're gone for a pool party dear.
28 00:05:45,678 00:05:47,714 Just, try not to get pregnant. Just, try not to get pregnant.
29 00:05:47,747 00:05:48,881 Seriously dad? Seriously dad?
30 00:05:48,915 00:05:51,417 You are so dumb. You are so dumb.
31 00:05:51,451 00:05:53,820 Blair, don't talk to your father like that. Blair, don't talk to your father like that.
32 00:05:53,853 00:05:55,555 If it wasn't for him If it wasn't for him
33 00:05:55,588 00:05:56,989 you couldn't just waste your life away you couldn't just waste your life away
34 00:05:57,023 00:05:59,625 drinking by the pool now could you? drinking by the pool now could you?
35 00:05:59,659 00:06:00,960 Mom, what the fuck? Mom, what the fuck?
36 00:06:00,993 00:06:03,830 Oh, I'm just kidding. Oh, I'm just kidding.
37 00:06:03,863 00:06:06,532 I mean, it's probably our fault anyway. I mean, it's probably our fault anyway.
38 00:06:06,566 00:06:09,535 Although we also raised your brother Blaine Although we also raised your brother Blaine
39 00:06:09,569 00:06:11,904 and he turned out just fine. and he turned out just fine.
40 00:06:11,938 00:06:14,474 In fact he found someone nice to marry In fact he found someone nice to marry
41 00:06:14,507 00:06:16,542 and give us grandchildren. and give us grandchildren.
42 00:06:16,576 00:06:18,945 Why can't you be more like your brother Blair? Why can't you be more like your brother Blair?
43 00:06:18,978 00:06:21,647 We could use more grandchildren. We could use more grandchildren.
44 00:06:22,882 00:06:24,851 Or at least be more like Nancy, Or at least be more like Nancy,
45 00:06:24,884 00:06:28,955 she's always been so polite and responsible. she's always been so polite and responsible.
46 00:06:28,988 00:06:31,924 Okay, okay, we're gonna miss our plane if we sit here Okay, okay, we're gonna miss our plane if we sit here
47 00:06:31,958 00:06:34,994 and talk about how much more we love Nancy than you. and talk about how much more we love Nancy than you.
48 00:06:35,027 00:06:36,929 I seriously hate both of you right now. I seriously hate both of you right now.
49 00:06:36,963 00:06:38,898 Can you just go before my friends show up? Can you just go before my friends show up?
50 00:06:38,931 00:06:41,467 I'm completely embarrassed to be related to you. I'm completely embarrassed to be related to you.
51 00:06:41,501 00:06:44,570 Just remember, no hard drugs, no threesomes Just remember, no hard drugs, no threesomes
52 00:06:44,604 00:06:48,608 and nobodies allowed in our bedroom except for Darla. and nobodies allowed in our bedroom except for Darla.
53 00:06:48,641 00:06:50,977 Well darling, let's not be total Nazi's. Well darling, let's not be total Nazi's.
54 00:06:51,010 00:06:53,946 I mean if it weren't for threesomes, I mean if it weren't for threesomes,
55 00:06:53,980 00:06:55,915 we never would have met. we never would have met.
56 00:06:55,948 00:06:56,582 Gross. Gross.
57 00:06:58,751 00:06:59,952 You're so right honey buns. You're so right honey buns.
58 00:06:59,986 00:07:02,155 I am trying not to sound like my father. I am trying not to sound like my father.
59 00:07:02,188 00:07:04,123 Threesomes are okay Threesomes are okay
60 00:07:04,157 00:07:07,226 as long as it's not the devil's three-way, as long as it's not the devil's three-way,
61 00:07:07,260 00:07:09,095 if you know what I mean? if you know what I mean?
62 00:07:09,128 00:07:09,962 What? What?
63 00:07:11,297 00:07:12,565 Just go. Just go.
64 00:07:12,598 00:07:13,666 God, just go. God, just go.
65 00:07:14,934 00:07:16,035 Go. Go.
66 00:07:16,068 00:07:18,504 Don't forget, feed Darla Don't forget, feed Darla
67 00:07:18,538 00:07:20,940 and don't let her walk outside on the pavement, and don't let her walk outside on the pavement,
68 00:07:20,973 00:07:22,942 it's much too hot for her little feeties. it's much too hot for her little feeties.
69 00:07:24,677 00:07:28,080 Stop making those horrible faces. Stop making those horrible faces.
70 00:07:28,114 00:07:30,149 It's gonna give you more wrinkles. It's gonna give you more wrinkles.
71 00:07:30,183 00:07:33,753 Nancy, we're so glad you're back in town this weekend. Nancy, we're so glad you're back in town this weekend.
72 00:07:33,786 00:07:35,021 Oh. Oh.
73 00:07:35,054 00:07:35,955 I wish we would have known sooner, I wish we would have known sooner,
74 00:07:35,988 00:07:37,290 we would have canceled our trip we would have canceled our trip
75 00:07:37,323 00:07:38,925 so we could spend more time with you. so we could spend more time with you.
76 00:07:38,958 00:07:41,794 Oh that's completely unnecessary Miss Winthorpe, Oh that's completely unnecessary Miss Winthorpe,
77 00:07:41,828 00:07:43,563 I'm just here, a last minute thing I'm just here, a last minute thing
78 00:07:43,596 00:07:45,598 to take a little break from grad school. to take a little break from grad school.
79 00:07:45,631 00:07:49,735 Well, you are the only friend Blair's ever had Well, you are the only friend Blair's ever had
80 00:07:49,769 00:07:51,304 that we really liked. that we really liked.
81 00:07:51,337 00:07:53,272 In fact, knowing your here with her In fact, knowing your here with her
82 00:07:53,306 00:07:55,908 is the only reason we're not making Blaine come down is the only reason we're not making Blaine come down
83 00:07:55,942 00:07:57,176 to watch the house. to watch the house.
84 00:07:57,210 00:07:58,945 I am right here mom, I am right here mom,
85 00:07:58,978 00:08:01,013 I can actually hear what you're saying. I can actually hear what you're saying.
86 00:08:01,047 00:08:03,115 Try not to let her do anything stupid, Try not to let her do anything stupid,
87 00:08:03,149 00:08:04,684 but if she does find a way, but if she does find a way,
88 00:08:04,717 00:08:06,819 just don't let her drag you down with her. just don't let her drag you down with her.
89 00:08:06,853 00:08:08,154 You're better than that. You're better than that.
90 00:08:08,187 00:08:09,255 I'll do my best. I'll do my best.
91 00:08:09,288 00:08:11,624 I love you too mom. I love you too mom.
92 00:08:11,657 00:08:12,291 Mwah. Mwah.
93 00:08:13,693 00:08:15,261 (Foreign language) (Foreign language)
94 00:08:16,863 00:08:17,830 Have fun. Have fun.
95 00:08:17,864 00:08:19,866 Woah! Woah!
96 00:08:29,308 00:08:30,776 Good morning. Good morning.
97 00:08:32,311 00:08:33,679 Creep. Creep.
98 00:08:33,713 00:08:34,614 Blair. Blair.
99 00:08:34,647 00:08:35,348 What? What?
100 00:08:35,381 00:08:36,282 That guy has always been creepy. That guy has always been creepy.
101 00:08:36,315 00:08:38,784 I know he's a serial killer. I know he's a serial killer.
102 00:08:40,987 00:08:41,787 You don't know that. You don't know that.
103 00:08:41,821 00:08:43,956 Who cares about creepy old guy? Who cares about creepy old guy?
104 00:08:43,990 00:08:45,625 I'm just glad that my parents are finally gone, I'm just glad that my parents are finally gone,
105 00:08:45,658 00:08:47,894 I hope their plane crashes. I hope their plane crashes.
106 00:08:47,927 00:08:50,029 Shut up, I can't believe you just said that. Shut up, I can't believe you just said that.
107 00:08:50,062 00:08:52,598 You probably have the coolest parents ever. You probably have the coolest parents ever.
108 00:08:52,632 00:08:55,067 Why do you think I spent so much time here growing up? Why do you think I spent so much time here growing up?
109 00:08:55,101 00:08:56,202 Um, because your family was poor Um, because your family was poor
110 00:08:56,235 00:08:58,838 and didn't even have cable TV. and didn't even have cable TV.
111 00:08:58,871 00:09:00,239 Um, ouch. Um, ouch.
112 00:09:00,273 00:09:01,674 I was over here so much I was over here so much
113 00:09:01,707 00:09:03,175 because my parents weren't ever around. because my parents weren't ever around.
114 00:09:03,209 00:09:05,111 Your parents actually paid attention to us. Your parents actually paid attention to us.
115 00:09:05,144 00:09:06,145 I love your parents. I love your parents.
116 00:09:06,178 00:09:07,179 Whatever. Whatever.
117 00:09:07,213 00:09:08,714 You can have them. You can have them.
118 00:09:14,320 00:09:17,156 Oh my god, is that your brother? Oh my god, is that your brother?
119 00:09:17,189 00:09:19,091 Oh yeah, that's what he grew up to look like. Oh yeah, that's what he grew up to look like.
120 00:09:19,125 00:09:21,894 Oh my god, look at that beard. Oh my god, look at that beard.
121 00:09:21,928 00:09:23,396 I know it's, so stupid. I know it's, so stupid.
122 00:09:23,429 00:09:25,965 He used to look so normal. He used to look so normal.
123 00:09:27,233 00:09:31,203 And yet he's the one your parents are more proud of. And yet he's the one your parents are more proud of.
124 00:09:31,237 00:09:33,072 I guess it says a lot about you. I guess it says a lot about you.
125 00:09:33,105 00:09:34,206 Go to hell. Go to hell.
126 00:09:35,441 00:09:37,143 And this photo, And this photo,
127 00:09:37,176 00:09:39,745 I can't believe you let your parents hang this. I can't believe you let your parents hang this.
128 00:09:39,779 00:09:40,413 Screw you. Screw you.
129 00:09:40,446 00:09:41,881 I was a cute kid. I was a cute kid.
130 00:09:41,914 00:09:44,016 Have you seen your childhood photos? Have you seen your childhood photos?
131 00:09:44,050 00:09:46,953 I seem to recall a world record setting uni-brow. I seem to recall a world record setting uni-brow.
132 00:09:46,986 00:09:49,388 Um, my uni-brow never actually won anything, Um, my uni-brow never actually won anything,
133 00:09:49,422 00:09:52,325 it was disqualified for substance abuse. it was disqualified for substance abuse.
134 00:09:52,358 00:09:54,060 You're so weird. You're so weird.
135 00:09:55,227 00:09:58,097 Maybe, but that uni-brow was fierce. Maybe, but that uni-brow was fierce.
136 00:09:58,130 00:09:59,999 I might actually grow it back. I might actually grow it back.
137 00:10:00,032 00:10:01,867 Oh, you do that. Oh, you do that.
138 00:10:01,901 00:10:03,436 I'm gonna go put this dumb dog in my parents room I'm gonna go put this dumb dog in my parents room
139 00:10:03,469 00:10:06,305 and I'll meet you out at the pool. and I'll meet you out at the pool.
140 00:10:18,918 00:10:21,787 What now? What now?
141 00:10:26,826 00:10:29,061 What the hell are you doing here? What the hell are you doing here?
142 00:10:29,095 00:10:30,196 Oh, judging by your tone, Oh, judging by your tone,
143 00:10:30,229 00:10:32,231 I don't suppose you'll be trying to make out with me I don't suppose you'll be trying to make out with me
144 00:10:32,264 00:10:34,166 in the tool shed like you did last time I was here. in the tool shed like you did last time I was here.
145 00:10:34,200 00:10:36,202 Ew, you wish. Ew, you wish.
146 00:10:36,235 00:10:37,837 I was like 15 back then I was like 15 back then
147 00:10:37,870 00:10:40,706 and you pretty much forced yourself on me. and you pretty much forced yourself on me.
148 00:10:40,740 00:10:43,175 Oh well, that story certainly worked to your benefit Oh well, that story certainly worked to your benefit
149 00:10:43,209 00:10:44,377 back then didn't it? back then didn't it?
150 00:10:44,410 00:10:46,112 Did you think I would actually fall Did you think I would actually fall
151 00:10:46,145 00:10:49,915 for the dirty white trash kid that mowed our lawn? for the dirty white trash kid that mowed our lawn?
152 00:10:49,949 00:10:52,752 No, I know you were just using me to piss off your dad. No, I know you were just using me to piss off your dad.
153 00:10:52,785 00:10:54,120 And that's why I stopped you. And that's why I stopped you.
154 00:10:54,153 00:10:56,222 Your dad was awesome and I wasn't gonna mess that up Your dad was awesome and I wasn't gonna mess that up
155 00:10:56,255 00:10:58,724 just so you could get a pony for Christmas. just so you could get a pony for Christmas.
156 00:10:58,758 00:11:02,228 If I remember correctly, my dad fired you. If I remember correctly, my dad fired you.
157 00:11:02,261 00:11:05,831 Which means you are no longer welcome here. Which means you are no longer welcome here.
158 00:11:07,033 00:11:09,335 Yeah he did, but only because you lied to him Yeah he did, but only because you lied to him
159 00:11:09,368 00:11:11,937 and told him I forced myself on you. and told him I forced myself on you.
160 00:11:11,971 00:11:13,305 I assume you left out the part I assume you left out the part
161 00:11:13,339 00:11:15,808 where you begged me to take your virginity. where you begged me to take your virginity.
162 00:11:15,841 00:11:17,743 What the, no. What the, no.
163 00:11:17,777 00:11:19,145 How dare you think that How dare you think that
164 00:11:19,178 00:11:21,414 I would want you to take my virginity. I would want you to take my virginity.
165 00:11:23,315 00:11:25,117 Look, that was a long time ago. Look, that was a long time ago.
166 00:11:25,151 00:11:28,387 Even though you pretty much ruined my teenage years, Even though you pretty much ruined my teenage years,
167 00:11:28,421 00:11:29,889 I'm over it. I'm over it.
168 00:11:29,922 00:11:31,190 You should be too. You should be too.
169 00:11:31,223 00:11:32,758 We're both adults right. We're both adults right.
170 00:11:32,792 00:11:33,759 Hmm. Hmm.
171 00:11:33,793 00:11:35,327 My mom said Nancy was in town My mom said Nancy was in town
172 00:11:35,361 00:11:37,196 and I figured she'd be here. and I figured she'd be here.
173 00:11:37,229 00:11:38,798 I haven't seen my sister in over a year. I haven't seen my sister in over a year.
174 00:11:38,831 00:11:39,432 Why? Why?
175 00:11:39,465 00:11:41,167 Where you in jail? Where you in jail?
176 00:11:41,200 00:11:42,334 I'm more than willing to put this shit behind me. I'm more than willing to put this shit behind me.
177 00:11:42,368 00:11:44,203 Play nice, even be friends, Play nice, even be friends,
178 00:11:44,236 00:11:47,173 just so I can hang out with my sister. just so I can hang out with my sister.
179 00:11:47,206 00:11:48,274 So is she here? So is she here?
180 00:11:48,307 00:11:49,542 Step-sister. Step-sister.
181 00:11:49,575 00:11:51,310 And no, I haven't seen her. And no, I haven't seen her.
182 00:11:51,343 00:11:53,512 Sorry, so I guess you'll just have to go back to Sorry, so I guess you'll just have to go back to
183 00:11:53,546 00:11:56,182 your double wide and drink yourself to death your double wide and drink yourself to death
184 00:11:56,215 00:11:58,217 like your daddy did. like your daddy did.
185 00:11:58,250 00:12:00,886 What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck did you just say?
186 00:12:00,920 00:12:02,288 Stuck up little bitch. Stuck up little bitch.
187 00:12:02,321 00:12:03,989 You think you're so special You think you're so special
188 00:12:04,023 00:12:06,325 'cause you live in this big, stupid house. 'cause you live in this big, stupid house.
189 00:12:06,358 00:12:08,260 The world would be a better place The world would be a better place
190 00:12:08,294 00:12:11,097 without you and all your perfect little friends. without you and all your perfect little friends.
191 00:12:11,130 00:12:12,264 This isn't over. This isn't over.
192 00:12:17,503 00:12:21,006 Your degenerate brother just stopped by. Your degenerate brother just stopped by.
193 00:12:21,040 00:12:22,174 What? What?
194 00:12:22,208 00:12:23,142 Where is he? Where is he?
195 00:12:23,175 00:12:24,110 You don't actually think I would let that You don't actually think I would let that
196 00:12:24,143 00:12:27,213 dirty trailer trash back into my house do you? dirty trailer trash back into my house do you?
197 00:12:27,246 00:12:28,481 Blair. Blair.
198 00:12:28,514 00:12:30,182 What? What?
199 00:12:30,216 00:12:31,183 I can't trust him around all of these expensive things. I can't trust him around all of these expensive things.
200 00:12:31,217 00:12:32,051 It would be irresponsible It would be irresponsible
201 00:12:32,084 00:12:34,353 for me to put him in that position. for me to put him in that position.
202 00:12:34,386 00:12:36,989 He's not a criminal Blair, he's a chef. He's not a criminal Blair, he's a chef.
203 00:12:37,022 00:12:38,357 Oh sure, take his side. Oh sure, take his side.
204 00:12:38,390 00:12:41,560 I don't understand what you see in him anyways. I don't understand what you see in him anyways.
205 00:12:41,594 00:12:44,330 He's my brother Blair, that's what I see in him. He's my brother Blair, that's what I see in him.
206 00:12:44,363 00:12:47,900 And yes, I'll always be on his side, no matter what. And yes, I'll always be on his side, no matter what.
207 00:12:47,933 00:12:50,136 Um, he's your step-brother Um, he's your step-brother
208 00:12:50,169 00:12:53,172 and I'm pretty sure that's called the Stockholm situation. and I'm pretty sure that's called the Stockholm situation.
209 00:12:53,205 00:12:55,541 It's called family you ding-dong. It's called family you ding-dong.
210 00:12:55,574 00:12:57,476 Oh wow, good for you. Oh wow, good for you.
211 00:12:58,611 00:13:01,380 Look how far your family have gotten you. Look how far your family have gotten you.
212 00:13:01,413 00:13:03,349 You're a piece of work, you know that Blair. You're a piece of work, you know that Blair.
213 00:13:03,382 00:13:05,618 I mean you should be kissing my brothers ass I mean you should be kissing my brothers ass
214 00:13:05,651 00:13:07,920 after what you did to him back in high school. after what you did to him back in high school.
215 00:13:07,953 00:13:09,288 Was it that supposed to mean? Was it that supposed to mean?
216 00:13:09,321 00:13:10,556 You know what it means. You know what it means.
217 00:13:10,589 00:13:12,424 Don't tell me that you're so self-centered Don't tell me that you're so self-centered
218 00:13:12,458 00:13:14,994 you could forget about ruining someone's life. you could forget about ruining someone's life.
219 00:13:15,027 00:13:16,295 Oh, please. Oh, please.
220 00:13:16,328 00:13:18,264 He is the one that went after me. He is the one that went after me.
221 00:13:18,297 00:13:19,565 He is lucky that my dad didn't press charges He is lucky that my dad didn't press charges
222 00:13:19,598 00:13:21,467 and have him arrested. and have him arrested.
223 00:13:21,500 00:13:23,202 Really? Really?
224 00:13:23,235 00:13:25,104 You've been telling yourself that BS version for so long You've been telling yourself that BS version for so long
225 00:13:25,137 00:13:27,339 you actually started to believe it's true. you actually started to believe it's true.
226 00:13:27,373 00:13:28,274 It is true. It is true.
227 00:13:28,307 00:13:30,409 I was the victim, how dare you. I was the victim, how dare you.
228 00:13:30,442 00:13:33,445 And you certainly made a perfect little victim didn't you. And you certainly made a perfect little victim didn't you.
229 00:13:33,479 00:13:35,548 But what you forget is I was actually there. But what you forget is I was actually there.
230 00:13:35,581 00:13:37,316 I know exactly what happened. I know exactly what happened.
231 00:13:37,349 00:13:39,051 Oh you do? Oh you do?
232 00:13:39,084 00:13:40,986 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
233 00:13:41,020 00:13:42,321 You wanted to get back at your father You wanted to get back at your father
234 00:13:42,354 00:13:44,223 like a spoiled little brat. like a spoiled little brat.
235 00:13:44,256 00:13:45,457 And when Danny rejected you And when Danny rejected you
236 00:13:45,491 00:13:47,426 you found a way to get back at them both. you found a way to get back at them both.
237 00:13:47,459 00:13:48,594 So you invented that little story So you invented that little story
238 00:13:48,627 00:13:51,163 about him trying to make out with you in the pool shed. about him trying to make out with you in the pool shed.
239 00:13:51,197 00:13:53,499 But he did try to make out with me in the pool shed. But he did try to make out with me in the pool shed.
240 00:13:53,532 00:13:55,668 No, you lied to your father. No, you lied to your father.
241 00:13:55,701 00:13:57,369 You got Danny fired. You got Danny fired.
242 00:13:57,403 00:13:58,971 And I don't even want to imagine And I don't even want to imagine
243 00:13:59,004 00:14:01,207 the beating he got from our father because of it. the beating he got from our father because of it.
244 00:14:01,240 00:14:02,408 I forgave you back then I forgave you back then
245 00:14:02,441 00:14:06,045 because I wanted so badly to sit at the cool girls table. because I wanted so badly to sit at the cool girls table.
246 00:14:06,078 00:14:08,147 Look how far that got me. Look how far that got me.
247 00:14:08,180 00:14:09,381 Hmm. Hmm.
248 00:14:09,415 00:14:12,218 I'm gonna go call my brother. I'm gonna go call my brother.
249 00:14:19,124 00:14:20,125 Oh my god. Oh my god.
250 00:14:21,393 00:14:23,062 There is no way There is no way
251 00:14:23,095 00:14:27,032 I'm wearing this disgusting romper when they get here. I'm wearing this disgusting romper when they get here.
252 00:14:50,556 00:14:52,424 This won't ever work. This won't ever work.
253 00:14:52,458 00:14:54,093 Um. Um.
254 00:15:28,661 00:15:30,562 Who the fuck would wear that? Who the fuck would wear that?
255 00:15:35,768 00:15:37,136 What? What?
256 00:15:37,169 00:15:39,705 Why don't I own anything that works? Why don't I own anything that works?
257 00:15:41,040 00:15:42,374 This might work. This might work.
258 00:15:46,111 00:15:46,745 Uh. Uh.
259 00:15:51,583 00:15:53,018 This is killer. This is killer.
260 00:16:03,529 00:16:04,563 Hello? Hello?
261 00:16:05,464 00:16:07,232 Who is that? Who is that?
262 00:16:07,266 00:16:08,100 Hello? Hello?
263 00:16:11,103 00:16:12,104 Who is that? Who is that?
264 00:16:22,081 00:16:24,350 Where'd you go now pervert? Where'd you go now pervert?
265 00:16:57,516 00:16:59,251 God, what are you doing? God, what are you doing?
266 00:16:59,284 00:17:00,652 What is wrong with you now? What is wrong with you now?
267 00:17:00,686 00:17:01,653 Screw you. Screw you.
268 00:17:01,687 00:17:03,288 Somebody's fucking with me and if it's not you, Somebody's fucking with me and if it's not you,
269 00:17:03,322 00:17:05,257 it's probably your piece of shit brother. it's probably your piece of shit brother.
270 00:17:05,290 00:17:06,425 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
271 00:17:06,458 00:17:08,394 Okay, can we leave my brother out of the conversation Okay, can we leave my brother out of the conversation
272 00:17:08,427 00:17:09,862 for the rest of the day. for the rest of the day.
273 00:17:09,895 00:17:12,531 Besides, practical jokes aren't really his style. Besides, practical jokes aren't really his style.
274 00:17:12,564 00:17:14,633 Now if you said somebody was trying to kill you, Now if you said somebody was trying to kill you,
275 00:17:14,666 00:17:16,702 then I'd consider Danny a suspect. then I'd consider Danny a suspect.
276 00:17:16,735 00:17:18,170 Bitch. Bitch.
277 00:17:18,203 00:17:20,773 Well, whoever it is, they're about to get Well, whoever it is, they're about to get
278 00:17:20,806 00:17:24,510 a $500 bottle of Dom shoved up their ass. a $500 bottle of Dom shoved up their ass.
279 00:17:24,543 00:17:26,245 Well then you better wish it's not my brother, Well then you better wish it's not my brother,
280 00:17:26,278 00:17:27,746 because he'd consider that flirting. because he'd consider that flirting.
281 00:17:27,780 00:17:30,349 Your whole family is disgusting. Your whole family is disgusting.
282 00:17:30,382 00:17:31,717 Uh, thank you. Uh, thank you.
283 00:17:45,697 00:17:46,532 Shh. Shh.
284 00:17:47,599 00:17:50,302 I thought I heard something. I thought I heard something.
285 00:18:00,846 00:18:02,581 Stupid bitch! Stupid bitch!
286 00:18:02,614 00:18:04,450 You scared the shit out of me. You scared the shit out of me.
287 00:18:04,483 00:18:06,452 That wasn't funny at all. That wasn't funny at all.
288 00:18:06,485 00:18:09,254 Screw you bitch, maybe if you didn't lock the front door Screw you bitch, maybe if you didn't lock the front door
289 00:18:09,288 00:18:11,156 we wouldn't have to sneak through the garage we wouldn't have to sneak through the garage
290 00:18:11,190 00:18:13,325 like the goddamn housekeeper. like the goddamn housekeeper.
291 00:18:13,358 00:18:14,593 I need a drink. I need a drink.
292 00:18:27,539 00:18:30,275 Does anybody know how to make a Mojito? Does anybody know how to make a Mojito?
293 00:18:30,309 00:18:33,612 Do I look like I would know how to make a fucking Mojito? Do I look like I would know how to make a fucking Mojito?
294 00:18:33,645 00:18:35,547 I'm not even Italian. I'm not even Italian.
295 00:18:35,581 00:18:37,483 What about a Miami Vice? What about a Miami Vice?
296 00:18:37,516 00:18:39,518 No, I'm not a fucking bartender. No, I'm not a fucking bartender.
297 00:18:39,551 00:18:42,287 Doesn't your dad like own bars or something? Doesn't your dad like own bars or something?
298 00:18:42,321 00:18:44,490 Yeah, like 20 of them. Yeah, like 20 of them.
299 00:18:44,523 00:18:48,760 That's why we have people make the drinks for us. That's why we have people make the drinks for us.
300 00:18:48,794 00:18:51,730 You're on your phone, you google it. You're on your phone, you google it.
301 00:18:51,763 00:18:54,333 I'm in the middle of something, you google it. I'm in the middle of something, you google it.
302 00:18:55,501 00:18:57,703 Why don't you go grab a few bottles of champagne. Why don't you go grab a few bottles of champagne.
303 00:18:57,736 00:19:00,939 Blair, I assume my dad pays your dad enough money Blair, I assume my dad pays your dad enough money
304 00:19:00,973 00:19:03,275 to afford the good stuff? to afford the good stuff?
305 00:19:04,877 00:19:07,980 Nancy, be a doll and go grab a couple bottles of champagne Nancy, be a doll and go grab a couple bottles of champagne
306 00:19:08,013 00:19:10,649 from the wine chiller and then meet us out by the pool. from the wine chiller and then meet us out by the pool.
307 00:19:10,682 00:19:13,485 Um, how about I say hi first. Um, how about I say hi first.
308 00:19:14,553 00:19:15,387 Um, hi. Um, hi.
309 00:19:20,692 00:19:22,928 Are we supposed to know who you are or something? Are we supposed to know who you are or something?
310 00:19:22,961 00:19:26,865 Did you work for one of our houses before you came here? Did you work for one of our houses before you came here?
311 00:19:26,899 00:19:28,634 I don't work here. I don't work here.
312 00:19:28,667 00:19:29,868 I'm Nancy. I'm Nancy.
313 00:19:29,902 00:19:30,736 Nancy. Nancy.
314 00:19:31,970 00:19:34,640 We went to high school together. We went to high school together.
315 00:19:34,673 00:19:37,709 Sorry, doesn't ring a bell. Sorry, doesn't ring a bell.
316 00:19:37,743 00:19:40,445 I sat next to you in Economics. I sat next to you in Economics.
317 00:19:40,479 00:19:42,481 You copied off my tests. You copied off my tests.
318 00:19:43,549 00:19:44,750 Seriously? Seriously?
319 00:19:44,783 00:19:46,752 Can you just go grab the champagne. Can you just go grab the champagne.
320 00:19:46,785 00:19:49,688 Well of course Miss Blair, I'll get right on it. Well of course Miss Blair, I'll get right on it.
321 00:19:49,721 00:19:51,823 It was great catching up with you guys. It was great catching up with you guys.
322 00:19:51,857 00:19:52,658 Thank you. Thank you.
323 00:19:52,691 00:19:53,859 Bye. Bye.
324 00:19:53,892 00:19:55,594 Everything you need is behind the bar. Everything you need is behind the bar.
325 00:19:55,627 00:19:58,664 Don't forget to put it on ice, meet you by the pool. Don't forget to put it on ice, meet you by the pool.
326 00:19:58,697 00:20:00,499 Alright let's go. Alright let's go.
327 00:20:00,532 00:20:01,366 Ladies. Ladies.
328 00:20:07,606 00:20:09,841 Oh, let me put on some music. Oh, let me put on some music.
329 00:20:25,891 00:20:27,292 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
330 00:20:27,326 00:20:28,527 Much better. Much better.
331 00:20:28,560 00:20:30,762 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
332 00:20:30,796 00:20:32,798 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
333 00:20:32,831 00:20:35,467 ♪ Give a toast to the champion ♪ Give a toast to the champion
334 00:20:35,500 00:20:37,436 ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪
335 00:20:37,469 00:20:39,771 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
336 00:20:39,805 00:20:41,940 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
337 00:20:41,974 00:20:44,776 ♪ Give a toast to the champion ♪ Give a toast to the champion
338 00:20:44,810 00:20:46,778 ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪
339 00:20:46,812 00:20:49,414 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
340 00:20:49,448 00:20:51,683 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
341 00:20:51,717 00:20:53,819 ♪ Give a toast to the champions, yeah ♪ ♪ Give a toast to the champions, yeah ♪
342 00:20:53,852 00:20:56,655 ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪ ♪ Yo, it's a jungle out there baby ♪
343 00:20:56,688 00:20:58,890 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
344 00:20:58,924 00:21:01,360 ♪ It's a jungle out there baby ♪ It's a jungle out there baby
345 00:21:01,393 00:21:03,795 ♪ Yeah ♪ Yeah
346 00:21:30,122 00:21:32,791 Please tell me this pool is saline. Please tell me this pool is saline.
347 00:21:32,824 00:21:34,760 My skin cannot handle chlorine. My skin cannot handle chlorine.
348 00:21:34,793 00:21:36,795 I just hope it's fucking heated I just hope it's fucking heated
349 00:21:36,828 00:21:39,131 or I'm not getting in at all. or I'm not getting in at all.
350 00:21:39,164 00:21:40,899 The pool is heated. The pool is heated.
351 00:21:40,932 00:21:43,869 It's not chlorine and champagne is on the way. It's not chlorine and champagne is on the way.
352 00:21:43,902 00:21:47,105 So stop your bitching and start relaxing. So stop your bitching and start relaxing.
353 00:21:53,111 00:21:54,579 What a psycho. What a psycho.
354 00:21:54,613 00:21:55,947 Who? Who?
355 00:21:55,981 00:21:58,583 Drew he keeps texting me, like non stop. Drew he keeps texting me, like non stop.
356 00:21:58,617 00:21:59,985 What's his problem? What's his problem?
357 00:22:00,018 00:22:02,487 I told him I was going to the spa today with my mom I told him I was going to the spa today with my mom
358 00:22:02,521 00:22:03,655 so he wouldn't bug me. so he wouldn't bug me.
359 00:22:03,689 00:22:05,824 But apparently my mom just posted a picture of herself But apparently my mom just posted a picture of herself
360 00:22:05,857 00:22:07,926 eating lunch with Dwayne Newton. eating lunch with Dwayne Newton.
361 00:22:07,959 00:22:09,061 Who? Who?
362 00:22:09,094 00:22:11,630 I don't know, but now he's pissed and freaking out I don't know, but now he's pissed and freaking out
363 00:22:11,663 00:22:13,665 and he thinks that I'm cheating on him. and he thinks that I'm cheating on him.
364 00:22:13,699 00:22:14,800 Who cares? Who cares?
365 00:22:14,833 00:22:16,001 He's not even that hot. He's not even that hot.
366 00:22:16,034 00:22:18,036 He's totally got a dad vibe. He's totally got a dad vibe.
367 00:22:18,070 00:22:19,971 Yeah, just get over it. Yeah, just get over it.
368 00:22:20,005 00:22:21,807 He looks like a homeless man. He looks like a homeless man.
369 00:22:21,840 00:22:24,943 And didn't you say he likes toys or something, And didn't you say he likes toys or something,
370 00:22:24,976 00:22:28,647 such a creep and a total fucking loser. such a creep and a total fucking loser.
371 00:22:28,680 00:22:29,981 Yeah, such a loser. Yeah, such a loser.
372 00:22:30,015 00:22:32,184 But, you probably can't do better anyways, But, you probably can't do better anyways,
373 00:22:32,217 00:22:34,986 so you should just stay with him. so you should just stay with him.
374 00:22:35,020 00:22:35,887 Bitch. Bitch.
375 00:22:35,921 00:22:37,956 He does totally worship you though. He does totally worship you though.
376 00:22:37,989 00:22:40,792 Plus, he parents do own half of Maui Plus, he parents do own half of Maui
377 00:22:40,826 00:22:43,428 so you should think about that. so you should think about that.
378 00:22:45,564 00:22:46,932 Aren't you supposed to be friends? Aren't you supposed to be friends?
379 00:22:46,965 00:22:48,800 Like aren't you supposed to tell me how pretty I am Like aren't you supposed to tell me how pretty I am
380 00:22:48,834 00:22:51,036 and how much I don't need a man in my life? and how much I don't need a man in my life?
381 00:22:51,069 00:22:53,638 This isn't a movie, so no. This isn't a movie, so no.
382 00:22:53,672 00:22:54,840 You're not getting any younger You're not getting any younger
383 00:22:54,873 00:22:59,644 and the only job you truly qualify for is being a hooker. and the only job you truly qualify for is being a hooker.
384 00:22:59,678 00:23:04,216 So get those lips around that rich dick and hold on tight. So get those lips around that rich dick and hold on tight.
385 00:23:04,249 00:23:04,883 Damn. Damn.
386 00:23:07,486 00:23:10,055 Oh my god, you guys are right. Oh my god, you guys are right.
387 00:23:10,088 00:23:13,725 I don't wanna end up old and desperate like her mom. I don't wanna end up old and desperate like her mom.
388 00:23:13,759 00:23:16,762 I better go and call him right away. I better go and call him right away.
389 00:23:29,808 00:23:31,910 What's her problem? What's her problem?
390 00:23:31,943 00:23:34,613 Sugar daddy issues, but who cares about her anyways? Sugar daddy issues, but who cares about her anyways?
391 00:23:34,646 00:23:36,047 Let's just drink. Let's just drink.
392 00:23:39,818 00:23:42,721 Come on Drew, answer the phone. Come on Drew, answer the phone.
393 00:23:42,754 00:23:46,491 Hey sweetie, I'm so sorry I missed all your text messages. Hey sweetie, I'm so sorry I missed all your text messages.
394 00:23:46,525 00:23:51,530 You know, my mom canceled so I went to the spa with Blair. You know, my mom canceled so I went to the spa with Blair.
395 00:23:52,197 00:23:53,598 I know how you hate girl drama, I know how you hate girl drama,
396 00:23:53,632 00:23:55,167 you know, you're such a busy guy and all. you know, you're such a busy guy and all.
397 00:23:55,200 00:23:56,968 You know what, I promise I'll make it up to you You know what, I promise I'll make it up to you
398 00:23:57,002 00:23:58,503 the next time I see you. the next time I see you.
399 00:23:58,537 00:24:00,105 Alright sweetie, I love you. Alright sweetie, I love you.
400 00:24:00,138 00:24:01,273 Bye. Bye.
401 00:24:01,306 00:24:02,574 Mwah. Mwah.
402 00:24:29,334 00:24:30,135 Pool party bitches. Pool party bitches.
403 00:25:07,072 00:25:09,107 She's still on the phone. She's still on the phone.
404 00:25:09,140 00:25:10,342 Of course she is, Of course she is,
405 00:25:10,375 00:25:14,079 she's on the phone with her stupid boyfriend she's on the phone with her stupid boyfriend
406 00:25:14,112 00:25:16,715 and we may never see her again. and we may never see her again.
407 00:25:21,620 00:25:25,857 Hey Blair, I hope you don't mind but I invited Troy over. Hey Blair, I hope you don't mind but I invited Troy over.
408 00:25:25,891 00:25:28,126 Wait, I thought this was a girls day? Wait, I thought this was a girls day?
409 00:25:28,159 00:25:29,928 Blair, you said no boys allowed. Blair, you said no boys allowed.
410 00:25:29,961 00:25:32,063 Yeah, I did say no boys allowed. Yeah, I did say no boys allowed.
411 00:25:32,097 00:25:34,032 And I fucking meant it. And I fucking meant it.
412 00:25:34,065 00:25:37,369 Text that prick right now and tell him he can't come. Text that prick right now and tell him he can't come.
413 00:25:37,402 00:25:40,939 Oh, you're not still mad that I stole him from you Oh, you're not still mad that I stole him from you
414 00:25:40,972 00:25:42,974 back in the eighth grade are you? back in the eighth grade are you?
415 00:25:43,008 00:25:45,043 We weren't even friends then. We weren't even friends then.
416 00:25:45,076 00:25:47,045 Besides, you were still a virgin Besides, you were still a virgin
417 00:25:47,078 00:25:50,115 and guys like Troy need someone who will, and guys like Troy need someone who will,
418 00:25:50,148 00:25:53,318 you know, satisfy their needs a little bit. you know, satisfy their needs a little bit.
419 00:25:53,351 00:25:55,954 Oh, I've heard you satisfying his needs before Oh, I've heard you satisfying his needs before
420 00:25:55,987 00:25:58,056 it sounds more like torture porn to me. it sounds more like torture porn to me.
421 00:25:58,089 00:26:00,959 No, I am not still mad about that. No, I am not still mad about that.
422 00:26:00,992 00:26:03,295 I never liked him, he's a complete perv. I never liked him, he's a complete perv.
423 00:26:03,328 00:26:07,399 Which is the real reason why I don't want him at my house. Which is the real reason why I don't want him at my house.
424 00:26:07,432 00:26:10,402 But we also all agreed, no boys. But we also all agreed, no boys.
425 00:26:10,435 00:26:13,238 Take the stick out of your ass for a second. Take the stick out of your ass for a second.
426 00:26:13,271 00:26:14,973 His parents are home all weekend His parents are home all weekend
427 00:26:15,006 00:26:17,208 and my parents don't know that we're back together. and my parents don't know that we're back together.
428 00:26:17,242 00:26:22,247 So, we need your house to spend some quality time together. So, we need your house to spend some quality time together.
429 00:26:23,114 00:26:24,749 You mean like torture porn. You mean like torture porn.
430 00:26:24,783 00:26:27,052 Well I guess you'll have to watch to find out. Well I guess you'll have to watch to find out.
431 00:26:27,085 00:26:30,388 Look, I don't give a shit what freaky stuff you guys do Look, I don't give a shit what freaky stuff you guys do
432 00:26:30,422 00:26:33,992 in your own homes, but there is no goddamn way in your own homes, but there is no goddamn way
433 00:26:34,025 00:26:37,228 you and Troy are gonna do it in my house. you and Troy are gonna do it in my house.
434 00:26:40,465 00:26:43,134 You bitches talking about me. You bitches talking about me.
435 00:26:43,168 00:26:45,270 Hey Baby, I missed you. Hey Baby, I missed you.
436 00:26:48,306 00:26:52,143 So, what is it that we're not doing at Blair's house? So, what is it that we're not doing at Blair's house?
437 00:26:52,177 00:26:53,078 Everything. Everything.
438 00:26:53,111 00:26:54,245 I mean, anything. I mean, anything.
439 00:26:54,279 00:26:56,114 You aren't even supposed to be here today. You aren't even supposed to be here today.
440 00:26:56,147 00:26:57,349 You're so rude. You're so rude.
441 00:26:57,382 00:26:59,184 I don't care if it is, he was never invited, I don't care if it is, he was never invited,
442 00:26:59,217 00:27:02,921 he's not supposed to be here and nobody wants him here. he's not supposed to be here and nobody wants him here.
443 00:27:02,954 00:27:04,923 Well I'm pretty sure that's not true. Well I'm pretty sure that's not true.
444 00:27:04,956 00:27:07,425 This chick hasn't taken her eyes off me since I got here. This chick hasn't taken her eyes off me since I got here.
445 00:27:07,459 00:27:09,794 And I haven't even taken off my shirt yet. And I haven't even taken off my shirt yet.
446 00:27:09,828 00:27:10,895 Go home Troy. Go home Troy.
447 00:27:10,929 00:27:14,399 Don't worry about her Baby, she's just jealous. Don't worry about her Baby, she's just jealous.
448 00:27:14,432 00:27:19,437 Not it's alright, I guess I'll not ruin your pity party. Not it's alright, I guess I'll not ruin your pity party.
449 00:27:20,305 00:27:21,272 I'll be the gentleman and go. I'll be the gentleman and go.
450 00:27:21,306 00:27:22,207 Thank you Troy. Thank you Troy.
451 00:27:22,240 00:27:24,175 But, I'm not going far. But, I'm not going far.
452 00:27:25,210 00:27:29,080 I'm gonna take his piece of ass with me too. I'm gonna take his piece of ass with me too.
453 00:27:33,351 00:27:35,253 Bro, beer me. Bro, beer me.
454 00:27:35,286 00:27:36,454 Yes brother. Yes brother.
455 00:27:51,870 00:27:52,771 How's it going? How's it going?
456 00:27:52,804 00:27:54,139 I'm Clay. I'm Clay.
457 00:27:54,172 00:27:55,940 I'm Troy's brother. I'm Troy's brother.
458 00:28:05,350 00:28:07,318 Do you think you could take your grandpa with you? Do you think you could take your grandpa with you?
459 00:28:07,352 00:28:11,156 It's probably his nap time anyway. It's probably his nap time anyway.
460 00:28:11,189 00:28:13,858 Whoa, take it easy sugar tits. Whoa, take it easy sugar tits.
461 00:28:15,160 00:28:17,328 I'm not that much older than you are. I'm not that much older than you are.
462 00:28:17,362 00:28:21,066 Yeah right, you probably went to high school with my dad. Yeah right, you probably went to high school with my dad.
463 00:28:21,099 00:28:25,236 Actually, if I had been held back Actually, if I had been held back
464 00:28:25,270 00:28:27,305 for just one more year, for just one more year,
465 00:28:27,338 00:28:30,875 you and I would've gone to high school together. you and I would've gone to high school together.
466 00:28:30,909 00:28:34,179 And I probably would have taken your virginity. And I probably would have taken your virginity.
467 00:28:34,212 00:28:35,880 Over my dead body. Over my dead body.
468 00:28:37,382 00:28:40,018 Necrophilia is a dying art. Necrophilia is a dying art.
469 00:28:41,453 00:28:44,989 Ew, I don't even know what that means. Ew, I don't even know what that means.
470 00:28:46,391 00:28:49,327 Well, now that the ice is broken. Well, now that the ice is broken.
471 00:28:50,895 00:28:53,298 Let's get this party started. Let's get this party started.
472 00:28:53,331 00:28:54,165 Whoa yeah. Whoa yeah.
473 00:29:05,043 00:29:06,344 Good, you like it? Good, you like it?
474 00:30:36,634 00:30:38,069 Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
475 00:30:38,102 00:30:39,504 Someone's at the door I think. Someone's at the door I think.
476 00:30:39,537 00:30:41,639 Unless you ordered us another Asian prostitute Unless you ordered us another Asian prostitute
477 00:30:41,673 00:30:43,374 I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit.
478 00:31:21,246 00:31:25,650 So, are you gonna come down here and fuck me or what? So, are you gonna come down here and fuck me or what?
479 00:31:27,285 00:31:28,720 Oh I am indeed. Oh I am indeed.
480 00:31:28,753 00:31:32,657 But first, I have to teach you a little lesson. But first, I have to teach you a little lesson.
481 00:31:35,460 00:31:38,496 Ooh, I have been a bad girl. Ooh, I have been a bad girl.
482 00:31:46,104 00:31:49,641 Hey could one of you girls do me a favor Hey could one of you girls do me a favor
483 00:31:49,674 00:31:54,445 and help me put some lotion on my hard to reach places? and help me put some lotion on my hard to reach places?
484 00:31:57,448 00:32:00,318 Nobody wants to put sunscreen on your dick Clay. Nobody wants to put sunscreen on your dick Clay.
485 00:32:00,351 00:32:03,588 Oh honey, my dick isn't hard to reach at all. Oh honey, my dick isn't hard to reach at all.
486 00:32:03,621 00:32:06,991 In fact, you could probably reach it from there In fact, you could probably reach it from there
487 00:32:07,025 00:32:10,595 if you just say the right things to it. if you just say the right things to it.
488 00:32:10,628 00:32:14,098 Does saying creepy stuff like that ever work on girls? Does saying creepy stuff like that ever work on girls?
489 00:32:14,132 00:32:18,303 No, but I have a feeling it's gonna work on her. No, but I have a feeling it's gonna work on her.
490 00:32:19,771 00:32:21,472 I don't get it. I don't get it.
491 00:32:21,506 00:32:23,274 Oh, but you will. Oh, but you will.
492 00:32:25,043 00:32:26,311 Ew, no way. Ew, no way.
493 00:32:26,344 00:32:28,413 Well, she is a little slutty. Well, she is a little slutty.
494 00:32:28,446 00:32:30,214 Who are we talking about? Who are we talking about?
495 00:32:30,248 00:32:32,650 Not slutty enough to make that mistake. Not slutty enough to make that mistake.
496 00:32:32,684 00:32:35,687 Hey, I have feelings too you know. Hey, I have feelings too you know.
497 00:32:37,522 00:32:41,059 I actually thought he was kind of cute when he walked in. I actually thought he was kind of cute when he walked in.
498 00:32:41,092 00:32:41,726 You did? You did?
499 00:32:43,261 00:32:44,696 Not anymore. Not anymore.
500 00:32:45,663 00:32:47,298 Suit yourself. Suit yourself.
501 00:32:47,332 00:32:52,136 I already have my sights locked in on another target anyway. I already have my sights locked in on another target anyway.
502 00:32:53,604 00:32:54,772 Gross. Gross.
503 00:32:54,806 00:32:57,241 You're grosser than I am. You're grosser than I am.
504 00:33:11,656 00:33:13,424 Did Tiffany really steal Troy from you Did Tiffany really steal Troy from you
505 00:33:13,458 00:33:14,559 back in eighth grade? back in eighth grade?
506 00:33:14,592 00:33:15,827 Hmm. Hmm.
507 00:33:15,860 00:33:16,828 I don't think I could be friends with someone I don't think I could be friends with someone
508 00:33:16,861 00:33:18,196 if they did that to me. if they did that to me.
509 00:33:18,229 00:33:20,398 Please, she did me a favor. Please, she did me a favor.
510 00:33:20,431 00:33:22,567 Besides, you're probably the only one of us here Besides, you're probably the only one of us here
511 00:33:22,600 00:33:25,103 who doesn't have a boyfriend that she's slept with. who doesn't have a boyfriend that she's slept with.
512 00:33:25,136 00:33:27,605 You just get used to her being.. You just get used to her being..
513 00:33:27,638 00:33:28,506 A rat shit hoe. A rat shit hoe.
514 00:33:28,539 00:33:31,109 Exactly, yeah. Exactly, yeah.
515 00:33:35,713 00:33:38,416 Oh man it's so hot out here. Oh man it's so hot out here.
516 00:33:40,818 00:33:43,554 I think I should probably slip into something I think I should probably slip into something
517 00:33:43,588 00:33:47,625 a little more suitable for this weather. a little more suitable for this weather.
518 00:33:47,658 00:33:48,693 Yeah. Yeah.
519 00:33:58,302 00:34:00,371 Anyone wanna come slap it? Anyone wanna come slap it?
520 00:34:06,611 00:34:09,380 ♪ No more people to control ♪ No more people to control
521 00:34:09,414 00:34:10,615 ♪ And you ♪ And you
522 00:34:10,648 00:34:11,549 Tell me about it, Tell me about it,
523 00:34:11,582 00:34:12,650 you said no boys at the party, you said no boys at the party,
524 00:34:12,683 00:34:14,385 what about that fucking idiot? what about that fucking idiot?
525 00:34:14,419 00:34:15,553 Come on Britney. Come on Britney.
526 00:34:19,590 00:34:21,692 Oh you better be covering that thing up with something Oh you better be covering that thing up with something
527 00:34:21,726 00:34:23,261 before you get out of the water, before you get out of the water,
528 00:34:23,294 00:34:26,297 or I swear to god I will rip it off. or I swear to god I will rip it off.
529 00:34:27,498 00:34:30,401 Don't you threaten me with a good time. Don't you threaten me with a good time.
530 00:34:43,614 00:34:45,650 Yeah, I think they're all in there. Yeah, I think they're all in there.
531 00:34:45,683 00:34:46,684 You can count 'em if you want. You can count 'em if you want.
532 00:34:47,552 00:34:48,686 (Mumbles) (Mumbles)
533 00:34:48,719 00:34:49,587 What's that babe? What's that babe?
534 00:34:49,620 00:34:50,788 (Mumbles) (Mumbles)
535 00:34:50,822 00:34:52,256 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
536 00:34:52,290 00:34:53,691 I mean you took an awful lot out of me, I mean you took an awful lot out of me,
537 00:34:53,724 00:34:55,426 I don't if I'm ready for another round. I don't if I'm ready for another round.
538 00:34:56,294 00:34:57,495 (Mumbles) (Mumbles)
539 00:34:57,528 00:34:58,729 Tell you what, I'm gonna go downstairs, Tell you what, I'm gonna go downstairs,
540 00:34:58,763 00:35:00,698 I'm gonna order a pizza and grab a beer. I'm gonna order a pizza and grab a beer.
541 00:35:00,731 00:35:03,434 I'll give you a minute to warm up okay. I'll give you a minute to warm up okay.
542 00:35:03,468 00:35:06,237 (Mumbles) (Mumbles)
543 00:35:08,806 00:35:11,242 (Mumbling) (Mumbling)
544 00:35:53,651 00:35:54,685 Babe! Babe!
545 00:36:02,293 00:36:04,762 You're in luck, my boner's back. You're in luck, my boner's back.
546 00:36:17,842 00:36:19,210 What the fuck? What the fuck?
547 00:36:33,691 00:36:36,761 You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
548 00:36:36,794 00:36:39,730 Oh come on Baby, it was just ice. Oh come on Baby, it was just ice.
549 00:36:40,698 00:36:42,600 I didn't even think it was gonna bother you I didn't even think it was gonna bother you
550 00:36:42,633 00:36:45,002 since your veins are filled with it. since your veins are filled with it.
551 00:36:45,036 00:36:46,637 That's not funny. That's not funny.
552 00:36:46,671 00:36:48,272 Can you just not be a total jerk for like an hour Can you just not be a total jerk for like an hour
553 00:36:48,306 00:36:50,575 so your brother can finish defiling his girlfriend so your brother can finish defiling his girlfriend
554 00:36:50,608 00:36:55,446 and then you can both get the hell out of my house. and then you can both get the hell out of my house.
555 00:36:56,914 00:36:58,916 Are you serious right now? Are you serious right now?
556 00:36:58,950 00:37:01,686 Jeez, Blair chill out. Jeez, Blair chill out.
557 00:37:01,719 00:37:03,788 This is supposed to be a party. This is supposed to be a party.
558 00:37:15,666 00:37:18,402 I don't know why she insisted to have a pool party I don't know why she insisted to have a pool party
559 00:37:18,436 00:37:19,870 at her house anyways. at her house anyways.
560 00:37:19,904 00:37:22,540 My parents pool is twice the size of hers. My parents pool is twice the size of hers.
561 00:37:22,573 00:37:24,375 Plus we have a water slide. Plus we have a water slide.
562 00:37:24,408 00:37:25,843 Why do you want a water slide? Why do you want a water slide?
563 00:37:25,876 00:37:27,812 I thought you couldn't even get your hair wet. I thought you couldn't even get your hair wet.
564 00:37:27,845 00:37:29,513 That's not the point. That's not the point.
565 00:37:29,547 00:37:32,850 The point is, it would just be cooler if we had one. The point is, it would just be cooler if we had one.
566 00:37:32,883 00:37:34,885 Plus at my house we have a full time staff. Plus at my house we have a full time staff.
567 00:37:34,919 00:37:36,687 I can't believe she expects us to get up I can't believe she expects us to get up
568 00:37:36,721 00:37:38,589 every time we need a refill. every time we need a refill.
569 00:37:38,623 00:37:39,857 Yeah. Yeah.
570 00:37:39,890 00:37:41,859 I don't even think the pool is saline. I don't even think the pool is saline.
571 00:37:41,892 00:37:43,928 What does that mean? What does that mean?
572 00:37:44,795 00:37:47,064 Seriously, Ferris Bueller Seriously, Ferris Bueller
573 00:37:47,098 00:37:51,369 he's just a figment of Cameron's imagination, he's just a figment of Cameron's imagination,
574 00:37:51,402 00:37:53,404 he doesn't really exist. he doesn't really exist.
575 00:37:54,872 00:37:55,873 Oh really. Oh really.
576 00:37:56,807 00:37:57,942 Think about it. Think about it.
577 00:37:57,975 00:38:01,612 Ferris, Ferris is everything that Cameron wants to be. Ferris, Ferris is everything that Cameron wants to be.
578 00:38:01,646 00:38:04,749 He's the good looking, charismatic version of Cameron He's the good looking, charismatic version of Cameron
579 00:38:04,782 00:38:07,652 who isn't afraid to stand up to his dad who isn't afraid to stand up to his dad
580 00:38:07,685 00:38:10,855 and he gets the girl in the end. and he gets the girl in the end.
581 00:38:10,888 00:38:14,525 So, you're saying that every time we see Ferris on screen So, you're saying that every time we see Ferris on screen
582 00:38:14,558 00:38:17,028 it's actually Cameron imagining him there? it's actually Cameron imagining him there?
583 00:38:17,061 00:38:18,963 How does everybody know he exists? How does everybody know he exists?
584 00:38:18,996 00:38:21,632 I mean, there's a water tower with his name on it. I mean, there's a water tower with his name on it.
585 00:38:21,666 00:38:22,967 Does Cameron think that? Does Cameron think that?
586 00:38:23,000 00:38:24,935 No, he didn't paint it. No, he didn't paint it.
587 00:38:24,969 00:38:27,104 It's the Fight Club theory. It's the Fight Club theory.
588 00:38:27,138 00:38:29,073 Just like Edward Norton's character Jack Just like Edward Norton's character Jack
589 00:38:29,106 00:38:31,876 really is Tyler Durden. really is Tyler Durden.
590 00:38:31,909 00:38:32,777 But.. But..
591 00:38:32,810 00:38:34,845 Or at least he's slowly becoming him. Or at least he's slowly becoming him.
592 00:38:34,879 00:38:36,647 Like he doesn't know it. Like he doesn't know it.
593 00:38:36,681 00:38:38,683 He thinks Tyler Durden is real. He thinks Tyler Durden is real.
594 00:38:38,716 00:38:40,818 Cameron, Cameron's the same way. Cameron, Cameron's the same way.
595 00:38:40,851 00:38:44,555 He actually really is Ferris Bueller. He actually really is Ferris Bueller.
596 00:38:44,588 00:38:45,823 So in turn Cameron's So in turn Cameron's
597 00:38:45,856 00:38:48,793 the one who's picking up Sloane from school, the one who's picking up Sloane from school,
598 00:38:48,826 00:38:51,495 he's the once dancing on the float he's the once dancing on the float
599 00:38:51,529 00:38:53,397 and throughout the entire movie and throughout the entire movie
600 00:38:53,431 00:38:56,467 Cameron is just finally embracing his alter ego Cameron is just finally embracing his alter ego
601 00:38:56,500 00:39:00,871 and slowly becoming Ferris Bueller permanently. and slowly becoming Ferris Bueller permanently.
602 00:39:00,905 00:39:04,775 First of all, Edward Norton's character in Fight Club First of all, Edward Norton's character in Fight Club
603 00:39:04,809 00:39:07,545 isn't called Jack, he doesn't have a name isn't called Jack, he doesn't have a name
604 00:39:07,578 00:39:10,481 so your theory can jump off a cliff at this point so your theory can jump off a cliff at this point
605 00:39:10,514 00:39:12,450 because Cameron does have a name. because Cameron does have a name.
606 00:39:12,483 00:39:14,785 Plus there's this whole incident where Ferris's father Plus there's this whole incident where Ferris's father
607 00:39:14,819 00:39:15,986 almost catches them. almost catches them.
608 00:39:16,020 00:39:17,455 You know the Abe Froman thing. You know the Abe Froman thing.
609 00:39:17,488 00:39:18,956 I mean I'm sorry I mean I'm sorry
610 00:39:18,989 00:39:21,025 but your theory just does not make sense to me at all. but your theory just does not make sense to me at all.
611 00:39:21,058 00:39:22,860 Yeah, you know what, Yeah, you know what,
612 00:39:22,893 00:39:25,730 actually I think I screwed it up okay. actually I think I screwed it up okay.
613 00:39:25,763 00:39:28,999 Yes, Ferris is a figment of Cameron's imagination Yes, Ferris is a figment of Cameron's imagination
614 00:39:29,033 00:39:32,970 but so are the events of the whole entire day. but so are the events of the whole entire day.
615 00:39:33,003 00:39:34,171 There is no Ferris, There is no Ferris,
616 00:39:34,205 00:39:37,842 Sloane yes, she is the hot chick that he's in love with. Sloane yes, she is the hot chick that he's in love with.
617 00:39:37,875 00:39:40,578 But he doesn't stand a chance of getting her. But he doesn't stand a chance of getting her.
618 00:39:40,611 00:39:43,614 Cameron, Cameron he's crazy. Cameron, Cameron he's crazy.
619 00:39:43,647 00:39:46,450 He's still just sitting at home, sick, He's still just sitting at home, sick,
620 00:39:46,484 00:39:48,152 dreaming up the whole day. dreaming up the whole day.
621 00:39:48,185 00:39:50,888 And that journey they take, that's just something And that journey they take, that's just something
622 00:39:50,921 00:39:54,058 that Cameron wishes he had the guts to do. that Cameron wishes he had the guts to do.
623 00:39:54,091 00:39:58,562 And as his dream comes to end, as they all do. And as his dream comes to end, as they all do.
624 00:39:58,596 00:40:02,166 He's slowly turning into Ferris in real life. He's slowly turning into Ferris in real life.
625 00:40:03,567 00:40:07,138 So, in turn he finally has the balls, So, in turn he finally has the balls,
626 00:40:07,171 00:40:10,107 the calmness to stand up to his dad the calmness to stand up to his dad
627 00:40:11,275 00:40:14,979 and destroy his dad's most prized possession. and destroy his dad's most prized possession.
628 00:40:16,247 00:40:17,615 His fancy car. His fancy car.
629 00:40:18,749 00:40:19,583 See? See?
630 00:40:20,785 00:40:23,888 And this isn't my theory by the way, And this isn't my theory by the way,
631 00:40:23,921 00:40:27,958 I just know it's real, it's been proven on the internet. I just know it's real, it's been proven on the internet.
632 00:40:27,992 00:40:29,960 Well if it's been proven on the internet Well if it's been proven on the internet
633 00:40:29,994 00:40:31,595 then it must be true. then it must be true.
634 00:40:31,629 00:40:32,963 Shh. Shh.
635 00:40:32,997 00:40:35,599 Listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen.
636 00:40:35,633 00:40:39,236 Why don't, why don't you and I go inside together Why don't, why don't you and I go inside together
637 00:40:39,270 00:40:42,139 and we can watch it right now. and we can watch it right now.
638 00:40:42,173 00:40:46,844 And then, then you can see for your sweet little self. And then, then you can see for your sweet little self.
639 00:40:48,012 00:40:49,880 Is this what this whole thing is? Is this what this whole thing is?
640 00:40:49,914 00:40:52,082 An elaborate pick up line. An elaborate pick up line.
641 00:40:52,116 00:40:54,718 Elaborate pick up line? Elaborate pick up line?
642 00:40:54,752 00:40:55,719 No, come on. No, come on.
643 00:40:56,987 00:40:59,056 Okay, yes, maybe. Okay, yes, maybe.
644 00:40:59,089 00:41:01,692 I'm not going anywhere with you I'm not going anywhere with you
645 00:41:01,725 00:41:04,094 unless it's a brightly lit, over crowded place unless it's a brightly lit, over crowded place
646 00:41:04,128 00:41:07,798 where I know the available exits, okay. where I know the available exits, okay.
647 00:41:07,832 00:41:09,900 Come on, I also have another theory Come on, I also have another theory
648 00:41:09,934 00:41:11,602 I wanted to show you, share with you. I wanted to show you, share with you.
649 00:41:11,635 00:41:12,937 Ah, I blew it. Ah, I blew it.
650 00:41:12,970 00:41:14,205 Oh I bet you do. Oh I bet you do.
651 00:41:14,238 00:41:16,507 I reject that theory too. I reject that theory too.
652 00:41:19,577 00:41:20,811 Hey, Britney. Hey, Britney.
653 00:41:23,981 00:41:26,283 What are you guys talking about? What are you guys talking about?
654 00:41:26,317 00:41:28,152 Uh, are you familiar Uh, are you familiar
655 00:41:29,753 00:41:31,989 with the whole Ferris Bueller Fight Club theory? with the whole Ferris Bueller Fight Club theory?
656 00:41:32,022 00:41:34,825 Because it will blow your mind. Because it will blow your mind.
657 00:41:35,993 00:41:39,263 Um, I didn't understand a word you just said Um, I didn't understand a word you just said
658 00:41:39,296 00:41:43,133 but it sounds super boring and I need a drink. but it sounds super boring and I need a drink.
659 00:41:44,335 00:41:47,171 Whoa, hey, I just so happen to have Whoa, hey, I just so happen to have
660 00:41:48,873 00:41:53,010 a carafe full of the finest cocktail that money can buy. a carafe full of the finest cocktail that money can buy.
661 00:41:56,981 00:41:58,883 Oh yeah, what's it called? Oh yeah, what's it called?
662 00:41:58,916 00:42:00,684 What's it called? What's it called?
663 00:42:00,718 00:42:04,288 It's Spanish, it's called a, a Dirty Sanchez. It's Spanish, it's called a, a Dirty Sanchez.
664 00:42:05,189 00:42:07,057 Oh my god. Oh my god.
665 00:42:07,091 00:42:08,826 That sounds totes gross. That sounds totes gross.
666 00:42:10,094 00:42:12,363 Wait, you mean to tell me Wait, you mean to tell me
667 00:42:12,396 00:42:16,133 that you've never had a Dirty Sanchez before? that you've never had a Dirty Sanchez before?
668 00:42:17,801 00:42:19,270 I don't think I have. I don't think I have.
669 00:42:19,303 00:42:20,838 Why is that weird? Why is that weird?
670 00:42:20,871 00:42:22,072 It's a little weird, It's a little weird,
671 00:42:22,106 00:42:24,808 to tell you the truth I'm just shocked. to tell you the truth I'm just shocked.
672 00:42:24,842 00:42:29,847 I would've thought a super cool, fashion forward woman I would've thought a super cool, fashion forward woman
673 00:42:31,015 00:42:33,684 such as yourself would be ahead of the trends. such as yourself would be ahead of the trends.
674 00:42:34,852 00:42:36,387 Well, I try to be. Well, I try to be.
675 00:42:36,420 00:42:38,656 I'm almost verified on Instagram. I'm almost verified on Instagram.
676 00:42:38,689 00:42:43,360 I assure you, you will never forget the first time I assure you, you will never forget the first time
677 00:42:43,394 00:42:46,931 that somebody gives you a Dirty Sanchez. that somebody gives you a Dirty Sanchez.
678 00:42:49,066 00:42:52,736 I would be honored to be your first. I would be honored to be your first.
679 00:42:52,770 00:42:55,139 Fantastico, sign me up. Fantastico, sign me up.
680 00:42:55,172 00:42:55,973 Alright. Alright.
681 00:42:57,274 00:42:59,143 Just gonna need you to bend over a little first, Just gonna need you to bend over a little first,
682 00:42:59,176 00:43:01,178 I don't wanna miss and get it in your eye. I don't wanna miss and get it in your eye.
683 00:43:01,211 00:43:02,913 Is this really happening? Is this really happening?
684 00:43:02,947 00:43:03,781 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
685 00:43:06,116 00:43:08,152 Oh my god, that's disgusting. Oh my god, that's disgusting.
686 00:43:08,185 00:43:11,188 Why would Spanish people drink something so gross? Why would Spanish people drink something so gross?
687 00:43:11,221 00:43:13,223 Well I guess she doesn't swallow, Well I guess she doesn't swallow,
688 00:43:13,257 00:43:15,359 is that gonna be a problem for you stud? is that gonna be a problem for you stud?
689 00:43:15,392 00:43:17,194 It's burning, why is it burning? It's burning, why is it burning?
690 00:43:17,227 00:43:19,196 You know what? You know what?
691 00:43:19,229 00:43:23,200 You girls are a disgrace to hot chicks everywhere. You girls are a disgrace to hot chicks everywhere.
692 00:43:24,868 00:43:27,805 I'm just trying to be a proper gentleman I'm just trying to be a proper gentleman
693 00:43:27,838 00:43:31,241 and show you ladies a good time. and show you ladies a good time.
694 00:43:31,275 00:43:33,010 How about you Blair? How about you Blair?
695 00:43:33,043 00:43:37,915 May I introduce to a little Dirty Sanchez action? May I introduce to a little Dirty Sanchez action?
696 00:43:37,948 00:43:39,950 Go fuck yourself Clay. Go fuck yourself Clay.
697 00:43:39,984 00:43:44,822 Whoa..., Put the claws away kitty cat. Whoa..., Put the claws away kitty cat.
698 00:43:44,855 00:43:48,993 I would think you, more than any of these other girls I would think you, more than any of these other girls
699 00:43:49,026 00:43:52,229 could use a nice little crotch massage. could use a nice little crotch massage.
700 00:43:52,262 00:43:53,464 And lucky for you, And lucky for you,
701 00:43:53,497 00:43:57,034 I just so happen to be a licensed masseuse. I just so happen to be a licensed masseuse.
702 00:43:58,268 00:44:01,205 You are a sad, strange little man You are a sad, strange little man
703 00:44:01,238 00:44:03,273 and you have my pity. and you have my pity.
704 00:44:03,307 00:44:07,144 That's, did you quote Tolstoy to me? That's, did you quote Tolstoy to me?
705 00:44:07,177 00:44:09,246 Go fuck yourself Clay. Go fuck yourself Clay.
706 00:44:09,279 00:44:10,881 You know what, fine. You know what, fine.
707 00:44:10,914 00:44:13,751 I think I'm gonna go do just that. I think I'm gonna go do just that.
708 00:44:14,385 00:44:15,786 What? What?
709 00:44:15,819 00:44:18,455 Yeah, that's a great idea Blair. Yeah, that's a great idea Blair.
710 00:44:18,489 00:44:23,093 And since you girls clearly do not know how to party, And since you girls clearly do not know how to party,
711 00:44:24,328 00:44:27,898 I'm just gonna have to take matters into my own hands. I'm just gonna have to take matters into my own hands.
712 00:44:27,931 00:44:30,768 That's right, it's a two hander. That's right, it's a two hander.
713 00:44:30,801 00:44:33,137 Oh my god, seriously? Oh my god, seriously?
714 00:44:33,170 00:44:36,040 Yeah, it's fucking huge. Yeah, it's fucking huge.
715 00:44:36,073 00:44:38,509 That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.
716 00:44:38,542 00:44:40,411 Well, I'm dead fucking serious. Well, I'm dead fucking serious.
717 00:44:40,444 00:44:45,382 I am going to sprinkle my seed all over that goddamn house. I am going to sprinkle my seed all over that goddamn house.
718 00:44:45,416 00:44:47,084 Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
719 00:44:47,117 00:44:48,886 Now all I have to do Now all I have to do
720 00:44:48,919 00:44:53,357 is figure out which one of you lovely, lovely ladies, is figure out which one of you lovely, lovely ladies,
721 00:44:55,025 00:44:58,028 is going to be my virtual assistant. is going to be my virtual assistant.
722 00:44:59,296 00:45:04,234 Clay I'm serious, you keep your sperm away from my house. Clay I'm serious, you keep your sperm away from my house.
723 00:45:05,836 00:45:06,804 Don't look at me, I'm not going anywhere near that thing. Don't look at me, I'm not going anywhere near that thing.
724 00:45:06,837 00:45:08,405 You can go stop him yourself. You can go stop him yourself.
725 00:45:08,439 00:45:10,808 Ooh, yeah Blair, please. Ooh, yeah Blair, please.
726 00:45:11,942 00:45:14,778 I welcome you to try, but, be a doll I welcome you to try, but, be a doll
727 00:45:16,814 00:45:18,215 and just give me a few minutes and just give me a few minutes
728 00:45:18,248 00:45:21,418 to reach my vinegar stroke first okay? to reach my vinegar stroke first okay?
729 00:45:29,460 00:45:31,061 You're disgusting You're disgusting
730 00:45:31,095 00:45:35,265 and you're not even supposed to be here right now. and you're not even supposed to be here right now.
731 00:45:35,299 00:45:37,201 Fine, fuck it. Fine, fuck it.
732 00:45:37,234 00:45:39,002 Jerk yourself off in my bathroom, Jerk yourself off in my bathroom,
733 00:45:39,036 00:45:43,040 I'm not gonna let your sperm ruin my pool party. I'm not gonna let your sperm ruin my pool party.
734 00:45:49,379 00:45:52,249 What's a vinegar stroke? What's a vinegar stroke?
735 00:45:52,282 00:45:53,884 It's when a guy is about to come It's when a guy is about to come
736 00:45:53,917 00:45:55,586 and he starts making hideous faces and he starts making hideous faces
737 00:45:55,619 00:45:57,221 and it pretty much ensures and it pretty much ensures
738 00:45:57,254 00:45:59,323 you're not gonna come if you look at him. you're not gonna come if you look at him.
739 00:45:59,356 00:46:01,058 Is that a real thing? Is that a real thing?
740 00:46:01,091 00:46:03,894 Yeah, it is real and it looks like this. Yeah, it is real and it looks like this.
741 00:46:09,967 00:46:11,835 Oh, I think I've seen that before. Oh, I think I've seen that before.
742 00:46:11,869 00:46:13,036 You mean like. You mean like.
743 00:46:17,241 00:46:18,275 Right? Right?
744 00:46:18,308 00:46:21,311 I think it goes more like this? I think it goes more like this?
745 00:46:24,181 00:46:27,217 Really and how would you know? Really and how would you know?
746 00:46:27,251 00:46:28,185 What? What?
747 00:46:28,218 00:46:30,220 I'm a grown up, I guess. I'm a grown up, I guess.
748 00:46:32,089 00:46:33,991 Not a nun, technically. Not a nun, technically.
749 00:46:35,325 00:46:37,928 I banged a hell a lot of dudes. I banged a hell a lot of dudes.
750 00:46:39,363 00:46:41,398 Well would you please stop talking about coming, Well would you please stop talking about coming,
751 00:46:41,431 00:46:43,100 I'm trying to relax. I'm trying to relax.
752 00:46:47,638 00:46:48,472 Whoa. Whoa.
753 00:46:50,641 00:46:51,942 I wonder where they keep I wonder where they keep
754 00:46:51,975 00:46:55,445 the jerk off material in this shack. the jerk off material in this shack.
755 00:47:05,088 00:47:06,256 Whoa, jackpot. Whoa, jackpot.
756 00:47:11,929 00:47:14,298 Well Blair, it looks like you Well Blair, it looks like you
757 00:47:14,331 00:47:18,468 are going to be the lucky lady today my dear. are going to be the lucky lady today my dear.
758 00:47:18,502 00:47:19,570 Oh, yes please. Oh, yes please.
759 00:47:22,239 00:47:24,975 Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock. Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock.
760 00:47:25,642 00:47:28,412 This one's even better. This one's even better.
761 00:47:28,445 00:47:29,580 Oh yes, oh baby. Oh yes, oh baby.
762 00:47:34,518 00:47:37,354 I'm gonna get me some of that. I'm gonna get me some of that.
763 00:47:59,509 00:48:00,477 Yeah. Yeah.
764 00:48:02,145 00:48:02,980 Oh yes. Oh yes.
765 00:48:07,651 00:48:08,485 Yes. Yes.
766 00:48:09,686 00:48:11,154 Oh yes. Oh yes.
767 00:48:13,156 00:48:14,424 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
768 00:48:14,458 00:48:17,394 You're looking good tonight. You're looking good tonight.
769 00:48:17,427 00:48:18,462 Hmm. Hmm.
770 00:48:19,763 00:48:20,597 Yeah. Yeah.
771 00:48:21,765 00:48:22,966 Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
772 00:48:23,000 00:48:24,468 Don't you look at me, turn away. Don't you look at me, turn away.
773 00:48:24,501 00:48:25,535 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
774 00:48:31,441 00:48:32,643 Oh yes. Oh yes.
775 00:48:32,676 00:48:34,745 You're here too. You're here too.
776 00:48:38,482 00:48:41,118 Hey bro, I got your pie right here bro. Hey bro, I got your pie right here bro.
777 00:48:45,088 00:48:47,257 Sup man, I got your pizza. Sup man, I got your pizza.
778 00:48:49,092 00:48:51,094 Did you order pizza bro? Did you order pizza bro?
779 00:48:52,462 00:48:55,065 Hello, did you order a pizza? Hello, did you order a pizza?
780 00:48:56,466 00:48:59,136 Holy shit, you're not gonna kill me with that thing are you? Holy shit, you're not gonna kill me with that thing are you?
781 00:48:59,169 00:49:01,605 You're not on ludes are you bro? You're not on ludes are you bro?
782 00:49:02,572 00:49:05,108 Oh, oh Mrs., Mrs. Blair. Oh, oh Mrs., Mrs. Blair.
783 00:49:05,142 00:49:06,510 Oh god. Oh god.
784 00:49:06,543 00:49:09,446 Dude cash talks or the pizza walks bro. Dude cash talks or the pizza walks bro.
785 00:49:29,633 00:49:30,567 Oh, ooey. Oh, ooey.
786 00:49:45,115 00:49:49,119 Oh you remind me of my sixth grade teacher. Oh you remind me of my sixth grade teacher.
787 00:49:49,152 00:49:51,321 Mrs. Smith, oh Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith, oh Mrs. Smith.
788 00:50:01,098 00:50:03,367 Oh yeah, oh whack. Oh yeah, oh whack.
789 00:50:03,400 00:50:05,168 You're a funny creature. You're a funny creature.
790 00:50:05,202 00:50:07,504 Oh, ow that hurt a little bit. Oh, ow that hurt a little bit.
791 00:50:08,672 00:50:09,606 Oh. Oh.
792 00:50:09,639 00:50:11,208 Ooh. Ooh.
793 00:50:15,679 00:50:17,748 Oh yeah, you got one chubby. Oh yeah, you got one chubby.
794 00:50:17,781 00:50:19,282 You got one. You got one.
795 00:50:19,316 00:50:20,617 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
796 00:50:20,650 00:50:21,685 Okay Baby. Okay Baby.
797 00:50:27,290 00:50:28,291 Oh, oh yeah. Oh, oh yeah.
798 00:50:29,659 00:50:30,694 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
799 00:50:34,398 00:50:35,599 That's it. That's it.
800 00:50:35,632 00:50:36,767 Can I take your pants off. Can I take your pants off.
801 00:50:36,800 00:50:37,667 Oh god yes. Oh god yes.
802 00:50:38,835 00:50:39,736 Shh, shh. Shh, shh.
803 00:50:39,770 00:50:41,104 Yeah I got it. Yeah I got it.
804 00:50:43,173 00:50:43,774 Oh. Oh.
805 00:50:57,154 00:50:59,823 Oh Mrs. Blair's mom, give it to me. Oh Mrs. Blair's mom, give it to me.
806 00:51:02,859 00:51:03,693 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
807 00:51:07,798 00:51:09,232 I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.
808 00:51:56,913 00:52:00,283 No, no, no, Botox paralyzes the muscles in your face No, no, no, Botox paralyzes the muscles in your face
809 00:52:00,317 00:52:01,751 to reduce wrinkles. to reduce wrinkles.
810 00:52:01,785 00:52:04,621 Collagen helps to fill in the wrinkles you already have. Collagen helps to fill in the wrinkles you already have.
811 00:52:04,654 00:52:06,690 So they both do the same thing? So they both do the same thing?
812 00:52:06,723 00:52:08,458 I mean I guess so. I mean I guess so.
813 00:52:08,492 00:52:10,393 Look, all I know is that you need both Look, all I know is that you need both
814 00:52:10,427 00:52:11,628 if you wanna stay hot. if you wanna stay hot.
815 00:52:11,661 00:52:13,296 Oh god, I hope it's not too late. Oh god, I hope it's not too late.
816 00:52:13,330 00:52:15,465 I don't wanna end up looking like our PE teacher I don't wanna end up looking like our PE teacher
817 00:52:15,499 00:52:18,435 from high school, Mrs. Gillespie. from high school, Mrs. Gillespie.
818 00:52:25,408 00:52:28,512 You sure know how to throw a pool party. You sure know how to throw a pool party.
819 00:52:28,545 00:52:31,715 I do not want to hear it, especially from you. I do not want to hear it, especially from you.
820 00:52:31,748 00:52:33,884 I'm surprised my parents haven't sent a limo for you I'm surprised my parents haven't sent a limo for you
821 00:52:33,917 00:52:35,986 so you could meet them in Paris. so you could meet them in Paris.
822 00:52:36,019 00:52:37,521 Oh they offered, Oh they offered,
823 00:52:37,554 00:52:39,756 but I told them I had some studying to do. but I told them I had some studying to do.
824 00:52:39,789 00:52:40,724 Very funny. Very funny.
825 00:52:40,757 00:52:43,260 And besides what would you know about partying? And besides what would you know about partying?
826 00:52:43,293 00:52:45,562 You brought a book to pool party, You brought a book to pool party,
827 00:52:45,595 00:52:46,897 maybe it's you that's killing the buzz. maybe it's you that's killing the buzz.
828 00:52:46,930 00:52:48,565 Did you think about that? Did you think about that?
829 00:52:48,598 00:52:51,801 Hey, I love a good pool party just like the next girl. Hey, I love a good pool party just like the next girl.
830 00:52:51,835 00:52:54,371 But some of us have to work for money. But some of us have to work for money.
831 00:52:54,404 00:52:56,640 Yeah, that sounds horrible. Yeah, that sounds horrible.
832 00:52:56,673 00:52:58,909 Besides, I seem to remember Besides, I seem to remember
833 00:52:58,942 00:53:01,711 people swimming at pool parties. people swimming at pool parties.
834 00:53:04,581 00:53:05,682 If you even knew how much it cost If you even knew how much it cost
835 00:53:05,715 00:53:07,384 to get my hair like this, to get my hair like this,
836 00:53:07,417 00:53:09,019 you would give me a fucking medal you would give me a fucking medal
837 00:53:09,052 00:53:12,355 for being brave enough to even go near the pool. for being brave enough to even go near the pool.
838 00:53:12,389 00:53:14,791 Yeah, the wet look only really works on supermodels, Yeah, the wet look only really works on supermodels,
839 00:53:14,824 00:53:16,693 they're not even human. they're not even human.
840 00:53:16,726 00:53:18,295 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
841 00:53:18,328 00:53:19,529 What? What?
842 00:53:19,563 00:53:22,699 So, suddenly I'm not supermodel material? So, suddenly I'm not supermodel material?
843 00:53:22,732 00:53:25,368 You know what, speak for yourself bitch. You know what, speak for yourself bitch.
844 00:53:25,402 00:53:27,804 Because everyday I wake up, I'm a supermodel. Because everyday I wake up, I'm a supermodel.
845 00:53:27,837 00:53:29,539 So you better take that shit back. So you better take that shit back.
846 00:53:29,573 00:53:31,575 Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
847 00:53:31,608 00:53:35,912 Just shut up and pour me another glass of champagne. Just shut up and pour me another glass of champagne.
848 00:53:37,480 00:53:40,383 The champagne's all gone, how do we order more? The champagne's all gone, how do we order more?
849 00:53:40,417 00:53:44,054 Sweetheart, you're gonna have to go get it yourself. Sweetheart, you're gonna have to go get it yourself.
850 00:53:44,087 00:53:46,856 Or ask Nancy to do it. Or ask Nancy to do it.
851 00:53:46,890 00:53:50,026 Sorry ladies, you're gonna have to go get it yourself. Sorry ladies, you're gonna have to go get it yourself.
852 00:53:50,060 00:53:52,495 I'm actually gonna swim at this pool party, I'm actually gonna swim at this pool party,
853 00:53:52,529 00:53:56,299 so shield your eyes from the horrors of wet hair. so shield your eyes from the horrors of wet hair.
854 00:53:56,333 00:53:58,602 I don't wanna go by myself. I don't wanna go by myself.
855 00:53:58,635 00:54:00,570 Fine, I'll go with you. Fine, I'll go with you.
856 00:54:00,604 00:54:02,706 We're gonna need something stronger than champagne anyway, We're gonna need something stronger than champagne anyway,
857 00:54:02,739 00:54:05,575 if we're gonna be he here all day. if we're gonna be he here all day.
858 00:54:25,729 00:54:29,499 God, she better have something good to drink. God, she better have something good to drink.
859 00:54:34,638 00:54:35,472 Hmm. Hmm.
860 00:54:48,118 00:54:51,855 Ooh, smell this one, it smells like bananas. Ooh, smell this one, it smells like bananas.
861 00:54:51,888 00:54:52,922 Yum. Yum.
862 00:54:55,892 00:54:58,028 Smell this one, it smells like throw up. Smell this one, it smells like throw up.
863 00:54:58,061 00:55:02,866 Why would I wanna smell it if it smells like throw up? Why would I wanna smell it if it smells like throw up?
864 00:55:06,069 00:55:09,072 I mean, it can't be that hard right? I mean, it can't be that hard right?
865 00:55:10,840 00:55:14,778 You don't even need a high school diploma to be a bartender. You don't even need a high school diploma to be a bartender.
866 00:55:14,811 00:55:16,613 Yeah, my mom watches the movie Cocktail Yeah, my mom watches the movie Cocktail
867 00:55:16,646 00:55:20,884 like all the time so I kind of know what I'm doing. like all the time so I kind of know what I'm doing.
868 00:55:39,436 00:55:40,236 I like it. I like it.
869 00:55:43,206 00:55:46,409 See, I told you it wasn't that hard. See, I told you it wasn't that hard.
870 00:55:47,911 00:55:50,613 I think we just shake it like. I think we just shake it like.
871 00:55:53,983 00:55:56,886 God, I just spilled it all over me. God, I just spilled it all over me.
872 00:56:00,056 00:56:02,058 Oh my god, oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god,
873 00:56:02,092 00:56:04,127 what if it starts to react with self tanner what if it starts to react with self tanner
874 00:56:04,160 00:56:06,496 and I look like a fucking leper? and I look like a fucking leper?
875 00:56:06,529 00:56:09,165 Holy shit I think I already see it happening. Holy shit I think I already see it happening.
876 00:56:09,199 00:56:11,434 Oh my god, I gotta take a shower right now. Oh my god, I gotta take a shower right now.
877 00:56:14,871 00:56:16,906 Worst pool party ever. Worst pool party ever.
878 00:56:17,874 00:56:19,976 My self tanning lotion. My self tanning lotion.
879 00:56:21,878 00:56:22,912 Oh my god. Oh my god.
880 00:56:32,155 00:56:35,024 Stupid shower cap, this never would have happened Stupid shower cap, this never would have happened
881 00:56:35,058 00:56:37,694 if the party was at my house. if the party was at my house.
882 00:57:06,189 00:57:09,893 I hope this doesn't ruin my skin. I hope this doesn't ruin my skin.
883 00:57:09,926 00:57:10,860 Really bad. Really bad.
884 00:57:14,931 00:57:16,599 Britney is that you? Britney is that you?
885 00:57:18,168 00:57:21,905 Hey can you check in the cabinet for me for razors? Hey can you check in the cabinet for me for razors?
886 00:57:21,938 00:57:23,540 Gotta clean up my landing strip Gotta clean up my landing strip
887 00:57:23,573 00:57:25,975 in case that attorney from LA texts you back. in case that attorney from LA texts you back.
888 00:57:26,009 00:57:29,179 And we are dipping as soon as he does. And we are dipping as soon as he does.
889 00:57:37,086 00:57:38,955 What the fuck? What the fuck?
890 00:58:40,216 00:58:42,619 Here try my new drink. Here try my new drink.
891 00:58:42,652 00:58:44,153 Um, I better not. Um, I better not.
892 00:58:44,187 00:58:45,355 Jasmine will probably not Jasmine will probably not
893 00:58:45,388 00:58:47,290 wanna share a drink with a peasant. wanna share a drink with a peasant.
894 00:58:47,323 00:58:49,859 Just take it, she had a little accident inside Just take it, she had a little accident inside
895 00:58:49,893 00:58:52,095 and she had to go upstairs to take a shower. and she had to go upstairs to take a shower.
896 00:58:52,128 00:58:53,062 What? What?
897 00:58:53,096 00:58:54,964 What kind of accident? What kind of accident?
898 00:58:54,998 00:58:57,901 Oh it's okay, she just spilled her drink all over herself. Oh it's okay, she just spilled her drink all over herself.
899 00:58:57,934 00:58:59,602 But it didn't get in her hair so it's fine, But it didn't get in her hair so it's fine,
900 00:58:59,636 00:59:01,070 it's no big deal. it's no big deal.
901 00:59:01,104 00:59:03,006 Did you clean it up? Did you clean it up?
902 00:59:03,039 00:59:06,009 Um, no, there's people that do that for a living. Um, no, there's people that do that for a living.
903 00:59:06,042 00:59:08,077 Besides I heard if alcohol gets on your tan Besides I heard if alcohol gets on your tan
904 00:59:08,111 00:59:10,313 it can ruin your skin. it can ruin your skin.
905 00:59:10,346 00:59:13,316 Your logic blows my mind sometimes. Your logic blows my mind sometimes.
906 00:59:13,349 00:59:14,951 Thank you. Thank you.
907 00:59:14,984 00:59:17,020 It wasn't a compliment and there is no way It wasn't a compliment and there is no way
908 00:59:17,053 00:59:20,356 I'm gonna get stuck cleaning up your mess. I'm gonna get stuck cleaning up your mess.
909 00:59:22,191 00:59:23,860 You know what? You know what?
910 00:59:23,893 00:59:25,194 Forget it. Forget it.
911 00:59:25,228 00:59:28,998 I'm not gonna let your stupidity ruin my day. I'm not gonna let your stupidity ruin my day.
912 00:59:33,202 00:59:35,171 I made it all by myself. I made it all by myself.
913 00:59:36,973 00:59:40,910 Wait, I'm not gonna get Dirty Sanchezed if I drink am I? Wait, I'm not gonna get Dirty Sanchezed if I drink am I?
914 00:59:40,944 00:59:45,782 No, I'm not really a fan of get Dirty Sanchezed anymore. No, I'm not really a fan of get Dirty Sanchezed anymore.
915 00:59:47,116 00:59:51,387 Okay, that completely took me off guard. Okay, that completely took me off guard.
916 00:59:51,421 00:59:52,722 It's so good. It's so good.
917 00:59:55,091 00:59:55,925 Hmm, yum. Hmm, yum.
918 01:00:02,198 01:00:03,232 Hello. Hello.
919 01:00:29,125 01:00:31,294 So, what do you think Tiffany and her boyfriend So, what do you think Tiffany and her boyfriend
920 01:00:31,327 01:00:33,129 are doing in there? are doing in there?
921 01:00:33,162 01:00:35,198 I'd really rather not think about it. I'd really rather not think about it.
922 01:00:35,231 01:00:37,333 I already threw up once today. I already threw up once today.
923 01:00:37,367 01:00:39,936 Well what room do you think they're doing it in? Well what room do you think they're doing it in?
924 01:00:39,969 01:00:42,205 Goddammit Nancy, I am trying really hard Goddammit Nancy, I am trying really hard
925 01:00:42,238 01:00:44,240 to forget about the fact that everybody else to forget about the fact that everybody else
926 01:00:44,273 01:00:47,076 is ruining my pool party and now you are too. is ruining my pool party and now you are too.
927 01:00:47,110 01:00:48,177 Would you relax? Would you relax?
928 01:00:48,211 01:00:50,146 I'm just messing with you. I'm just messing with you.
929 01:00:50,179 01:00:52,849 Besides, I can't really call this party. Besides, I can't really call this party.
930 01:00:52,882 01:00:56,386 Except for the few minutes Clay was naked. Except for the few minutes Clay was naked.
931 01:00:56,419 01:01:00,189 Speaking of Clay, how do you think he's doing? Speaking of Clay, how do you think he's doing?
932 01:01:02,291 01:01:03,893 Too bad he's creepy. Too bad he's creepy.
933 01:01:03,926 01:01:05,862 I kinda liked him. I kinda liked him.
934 01:01:05,895 01:01:08,264 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
935 01:01:08,297 01:01:09,298 What happened? What happened?
936 01:01:09,332 01:01:11,334 He just commented my photo. He just commented my photo.
937 01:01:11,367 01:01:13,136 Who commented on your photo? Who commented on your photo?
938 01:01:13,169 01:01:14,203 Jim. Jim.
939 01:01:16,039 01:01:17,340 Jim who? Jim who?
940 01:01:17,373 01:01:20,977 Jim Gates, the hunky attorney from LA. Jim Gates, the hunky attorney from LA.
941 01:01:21,010 01:01:22,311 Right, that Jim. Right, that Jim.
942 01:01:23,279 01:01:25,815 I have to go tell Jasmine. I have to go tell Jasmine.
943 01:01:29,118 01:01:33,122 Your friends keep getting weirder and weirder. Your friends keep getting weirder and weirder.
944 01:01:36,826 01:01:39,395 Jasmine, where are you? Jasmine, where are you?
945 01:01:39,429 01:01:42,365 You're never gonna believe who commented my pic. You're never gonna believe who commented my pic.
946 01:01:42,398 01:01:44,000 Jasmine. Jasmine.
947 01:01:45,401 01:01:46,202 Jasmine. Jasmine.
948 01:01:48,571 01:01:49,372 Jasmine! Jasmine!
949 01:01:53,142 01:01:56,412 Jasmine, he just liked three of my photos. Jasmine, he just liked three of my photos.
950 01:02:00,450 01:02:03,519 Oh my god Jasmine, I think he wants to meet up later. Oh my god Jasmine, I think he wants to meet up later.
951 01:02:11,928 01:02:12,762 Oh my god. Oh my god.
952 01:02:14,063 01:02:15,264 What is going on? What is going on?
953 01:02:18,568 01:02:21,537 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
954 01:02:32,982 01:02:33,816 Oh my god. Oh my god.
955 01:02:46,229 01:02:49,098 Please just leave me alone. Please just leave me alone.
956 01:02:49,132 01:02:51,367 Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me.
957 01:02:51,400 01:02:54,137 I didn't even do anything to you. I didn't even do anything to you.
958 01:02:57,607 01:03:00,009 Please just leave me alone. Please just leave me alone.
959 01:03:28,070 01:03:29,639 You must be crazy. You must be crazy.
960 01:03:29,672 01:03:31,374 No, I'm serious. No, I'm serious.
961 01:03:31,407 01:03:33,442 You need to go in there and see what everybody's doing. You need to go in there and see what everybody's doing.
962 01:03:33,476 01:03:34,777 Why? Why?
963 01:03:34,810 01:03:36,445 So I can watch Tiffany get plowed by her meat head boyfriend So I can watch Tiffany get plowed by her meat head boyfriend
964 01:03:36,479 01:03:39,382 or stumble in on his idiot brother jerking off or stumble in on his idiot brother jerking off
965 01:03:39,415 01:03:41,350 while thinking about me. while thinking about me.
966 01:03:41,384 01:03:44,987 Or even worse find out that Britney and Jasmine Or even worse find out that Britney and Jasmine
967 01:03:45,021 01:03:46,589 are actually lesbians are actually lesbians
968 01:03:46,622 01:03:50,459 and then have that image burned into my brain forever. and then have that image burned into my brain forever.
969 01:03:50,493 01:03:51,360 No thank you. No thank you.
970 01:03:51,394 01:03:53,563 These people are ruining my parents house. These people are ruining my parents house.
971 01:03:53,596 01:03:56,199 They're turning it into a den of sin They're turning it into a den of sin
972 01:03:56,232 01:03:58,167 and I'm not going in there until it's clean. and I'm not going in there until it's clean.
973 01:03:58,201 01:04:00,436 Wow, this is not how I imagined Wow, this is not how I imagined
974 01:04:00,469 01:04:02,471 you'd turn out as an adult. you'd turn out as an adult.
975 01:04:02,505 01:04:04,941 You were actually fun to be around. You were actually fun to be around.
976 01:04:04,974 01:04:07,210 I mean, when you weren't trying to impress I mean, when you weren't trying to impress
977 01:04:07,243 01:04:10,980 Tiffany and her friends, you were actually human. Tiffany and her friends, you were actually human.
978 01:04:11,013 01:04:13,516 I never wanted to be like Tiffany and her friends, I never wanted to be like Tiffany and her friends,
979 01:04:13,549 01:04:15,451 I just needed them in the beginning I just needed them in the beginning
980 01:04:15,484 01:04:18,521 so people could, you know, give me a chance. so people could, you know, give me a chance.
981 01:04:18,554 01:04:20,256 See me for who I really was, See me for who I really was,
982 01:04:20,289 01:04:22,525 but, I don't need them anymore. but, I don't need them anymore.
983 01:04:22,558 01:04:25,595 And buying expensive clothes was the only way to do that? And buying expensive clothes was the only way to do that?
984 01:04:25,628 01:04:28,564 No, you can't say anything because you never complained No, you can't say anything because you never complained
985 01:04:28,598 01:04:31,701 when my mom bought you new clothes or a makeover. when my mom bought you new clothes or a makeover.
986 01:04:31,734 01:04:33,369 Okay, I admit it. Okay, I admit it.
987 01:04:33,402 01:04:35,037 I wanted to fit in too. I wanted to fit in too.
988 01:04:35,071 01:04:39,108 I had one friend in this entire world and that was you. I had one friend in this entire world and that was you.
989 01:04:39,141 01:04:40,476 And I didn't wanna lose you, And I didn't wanna lose you,
990 01:04:40,509 01:04:42,945 I had to at least try to fit in. I had to at least try to fit in.
991 01:04:42,979 01:04:45,414 It's not like I was gonna stop being friends with you. It's not like I was gonna stop being friends with you.
992 01:04:45,448 01:04:46,649 I'm not completely heartless. I'm not completely heartless.
993 01:04:46,682 01:04:48,351 How was I supposed to know? How was I supposed to know?
994 01:04:48,384 01:04:51,354 Those girls, the ones in your house right now, Those girls, the ones in your house right now,
995 01:04:51,387 01:04:54,624 they're heartless and I knew they would convince you they're heartless and I knew they would convince you
996 01:04:54,657 01:04:58,427 to just leave me behind if I didn't at least try to fit in. to just leave me behind if I didn't at least try to fit in.
997 01:04:58,461 01:05:01,631 I never realized I meant so much to you. I never realized I meant so much to you.
998 01:05:01,664 01:05:03,599 Whoa, don't start inflating Whoa, don't start inflating
999 01:05:03,633 01:05:05,401 that little head of yours just yet. that little head of yours just yet.
1000 01:05:05,434 01:05:07,536 It was because of your parents too. It was because of your parents too.
1001 01:05:07,570 01:05:10,239 Besides, you did end up leaving me behind. Besides, you did end up leaving me behind.
1002 01:05:10,273 01:05:13,509 But lucky for me high school was over so. But lucky for me high school was over so.
1003 01:05:13,542 01:05:16,045 Oh, so now that you're all grown up Oh, so now that you're all grown up
1004 01:05:16,078 01:05:18,381 you don't need me or my parents anymore. you don't need me or my parents anymore.
1005 01:05:18,414 01:05:19,482 I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
1006 01:05:19,515 01:05:21,651 Your mom and dad will always be like parents to me. Your mom and dad will always be like parents to me.
1007 01:05:21,684 01:05:24,487 But, you know, I just figured out But, you know, I just figured out
1008 01:05:24,520 01:05:27,290 I don't need to try so hard to make friends, you know. I don't need to try so hard to make friends, you know.
1009 01:05:27,323 01:05:31,360 True friends are the ones you make when you're not trying. True friends are the ones you make when you're not trying.
1010 01:05:31,394 01:05:33,496 This was the part where you start singing right? This was the part where you start singing right?
1011 01:05:33,529 01:05:35,364 Screw you, I'm being serious. Screw you, I'm being serious.
1012 01:05:35,398 01:05:36,565 So am I. So am I.
1013 01:05:36,599 01:05:38,367 Remember when we used to turn Remember when we used to turn
1014 01:05:38,401 01:05:41,203 all of our favorite movies into musicals? all of our favorite movies into musicals?
1015 01:05:41,237 01:05:43,406 For years you couldn't say anything serious For years you couldn't say anything serious
1016 01:05:43,439 01:05:45,474 without turning it into a song. without turning it into a song.
1017 01:05:45,508 01:05:49,178 And your voice, oh, it was horrible. And your voice, oh, it was horrible.
1018 01:05:49,211 01:05:50,246 My voice was horrible? My voice was horrible?
1019 01:05:50,279 01:05:51,180 Yeah. Yeah.
1020 01:05:51,213 01:05:52,415 Have you heard yourself? Have you heard yourself?
1021 01:05:52,448 01:05:54,016 Uh, yeah, I took singing lessons. Uh, yeah, I took singing lessons.
1022 01:05:54,050 01:05:56,319 Yeah to be as good as I was. Yeah to be as good as I was.
1023 01:05:56,352 01:05:57,553 You're jealous. You're jealous.
1024 01:05:57,586 01:05:59,689 There was a reason why I was always Janet There was a reason why I was always Janet
1025 01:05:59,722 01:06:01,223 and you were always Magenta and you were always Magenta
1026 01:06:01,257 01:06:03,459 and it wasn't just your bad hair. and it wasn't just your bad hair.
1027 01:06:06,729 01:06:10,032 Okay so listen, here's the thing. Okay so listen, here's the thing.
1028 01:06:10,066 01:06:12,068 I know I haven't been home for long I know I haven't been home for long
1029 01:06:12,101 01:06:16,605 and I'm always busy studying and I don't party much. and I'm always busy studying and I don't party much.
1030 01:06:16,639 01:06:19,508 But, I think you need to get in there But, I think you need to get in there
1031 01:06:19,542 01:06:21,610 and start opening some doors. and start opening some doors.
1032 01:06:21,644 01:06:22,712 No, ew. No, ew.
1033 01:06:22,745 01:06:24,747 You need to get that stick from between your legs You need to get that stick from between your legs
1034 01:06:24,780 01:06:26,549 and put something else in there. and put something else in there.
1035 01:06:26,582 01:06:29,352 Okay, you can't be serious. Okay, you can't be serious.
1036 01:06:29,385 01:06:32,555 I'm serious, just pick a door okay and go with it. I'm serious, just pick a door okay and go with it.
1037 01:06:32,588 01:06:35,224 And you might come out a better person because of it. And you might come out a better person because of it.
1038 01:06:35,257 01:06:39,161 Or maybe not, maybe you'll just have a cool experience. Or maybe not, maybe you'll just have a cool experience.
1039 01:06:39,195 01:06:40,596 Okay, you're disgusting Okay, you're disgusting
1040 01:06:40,629 01:06:43,733 for even suggesting something like that. for even suggesting something like that.
1041 01:06:43,766 01:06:46,135 Thank god you're not going to school to be a social worker Thank god you're not going to school to be a social worker
1042 01:06:46,168 01:06:48,137 because you give horrible advice. because you give horrible advice.
1043 01:06:48,170 01:06:50,139 Well you might be onto something here. Well you might be onto something here.
1044 01:06:50,172 01:06:51,540 I might change majors. I might change majors.
1045 01:06:51,574 01:06:53,609 If you are so obsessed with me If you are so obsessed with me
1046 01:06:53,642 01:06:55,711 playing some perverted sexual roulette playing some perverted sexual roulette
1047 01:06:55,745 01:06:58,414 why don't you walk in and show me how it's done. why don't you walk in and show me how it's done.
1048 01:06:58,447 01:06:59,582 I'm not obsessed, I'm not obsessed,
1049 01:06:59,615 01:07:01,751 I'm just trying to imagine all the fun and crazy things I'm just trying to imagine all the fun and crazy things
1050 01:07:01,784 01:07:04,487 that are going in your bedroom right now. that are going in your bedroom right now.
1051 01:07:04,520 01:07:07,323 They fucking better not. They fucking better not.
1052 01:07:07,356 01:07:09,291 Okay, take your time. Okay, take your time.
1053 01:07:11,694 01:07:14,597 I'm just gonna have some champagne. I'm just gonna have some champagne.
1054 01:08:16,926 01:08:17,760 Nancy. Nancy.
1055 01:08:20,529 01:08:24,200 Don't tell me you're actually opening doors. Don't tell me you're actually opening doors.
1056 01:08:25,634 01:08:29,271 My parents are gonna be very disappointed in you. My parents are gonna be very disappointed in you.
1057 01:08:36,512 01:08:40,816 Nancy, do you remember my dads rules about threesomes? Nancy, do you remember my dads rules about threesomes?
1058 01:08:43,686 01:08:45,721 Hey, no one's allowed in my parents room. Hey, no one's allowed in my parents room.
1059 01:08:45,754 01:08:47,656 That better be the dog. That better be the dog.
1060 01:09:28,297 01:09:29,298 You asshole! You asshole!
1061 01:09:30,466 01:09:32,735 Whoa, wait what did I do? Whoa, wait what did I do?
1062 01:09:33,669 01:09:35,371 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
1063 01:09:35,404 01:09:36,772 Did you hide this body behind the door Did you hide this body behind the door
1064 01:09:36,805 01:09:39,375 just so it could fall on me? just so it could fall on me?
1065 01:09:39,408 01:09:40,442 Maybe. Maybe.
1066 01:09:40,476 01:09:41,710 Who does that? Who does that?
1067 01:09:41,744 01:09:44,780 Are you trying to prove to me that you're a fucking psycho? Are you trying to prove to me that you're a fucking psycho?
1068 01:09:44,813 01:09:46,448 Who does that? Who does that?
1069 01:09:46,482 01:09:48,884 How about any killer from ever horror movie in the 80's. How about any killer from ever horror movie in the 80's.
1070 01:09:48,918 01:09:50,686 You couldn't open anything back then You couldn't open anything back then
1071 01:09:50,719 01:09:51,854 without a dead body falling out of it. without a dead body falling out of it.
1072 01:09:51,887 01:09:53,789 Guess what, now I know why. Guess what, now I know why.
1073 01:09:53,822 01:09:55,691 'Cause it's fucking hilarious. 'Cause it's fucking hilarious.
1074 01:09:55,724 01:09:58,427 Oh yeah, really funny. Oh yeah, really funny.
1075 01:09:58,460 01:10:01,297 Holy shit, what is wrong with you? Holy shit, what is wrong with you?
1076 01:10:02,398 01:10:03,499 What do you mean? What do you mean?
1077 01:10:03,532 01:10:06,602 Are you doing perverted shit with my dead friends? Are you doing perverted shit with my dead friends?
1078 01:10:06,635 01:10:08,671 No, I mean a little bit. No, I mean a little bit.
1079 01:10:08,704 01:10:10,673 When I asked you to help me kill them, When I asked you to help me kill them,
1080 01:10:10,706 01:10:13,842 I did not think you were gonna have sex with their corpses. I did not think you were gonna have sex with their corpses.
1081 01:10:13,876 01:10:17,379 Whoa, I'm a happily married man Blair. Whoa, I'm a happily married man Blair.
1082 01:10:17,413 01:10:19,815 Who does weird shit with dead girls. Who does weird shit with dead girls.
1083 01:10:19,848 01:10:21,951 Look, no marriage is perfect. Look, no marriage is perfect.
1084 01:10:21,984 01:10:24,453 And who the hell is that? And who the hell is that?
1085 01:10:25,788 01:10:27,957 That's the pizza guy, duh. That's the pizza guy, duh.
1086 01:10:27,990 01:10:30,659 And what the hell is he doing here? And what the hell is he doing here?
1087 01:10:30,693 01:10:34,463 Listen Blair, I actually took this job seriously. Listen Blair, I actually took this job seriously.
1088 01:10:34,496 01:10:35,731 So when you asked me to do this, So when you asked me to do this,
1089 01:10:35,764 01:10:38,701 I practiced on a couple of people okay. I practiced on a couple of people okay.
1090 01:10:38,734 01:10:40,736 A couple of people? A couple of people?
1091 01:10:40,769 01:10:42,805 Who else did you kill? Who else did you kill?
1092 01:10:42,838 01:10:44,673 Just Mrs. Stevens. Just Mrs. Stevens.
1093 01:10:44,707 01:10:47,076 Our next door neighbor? Our next door neighbor?
1094 01:10:47,109 01:10:48,744 Yeah. Yeah.
1095 01:10:48,777 01:10:50,713 Maybe the pool guy. Maybe the pool guy.
1096 01:10:50,746 01:10:51,680 Maybe? Maybe?
1097 01:10:51,714 01:10:52,848 You have killed so many people You have killed so many people
1098 01:10:52,881 01:10:54,383 that you can't even keep track? that you can't even keep track?
1099 01:10:54,416 01:10:55,818 Okay, definitely her pool guy Okay, definitely her pool guy
1100 01:10:55,851 01:10:56,986 is that what you wanna hear? is that what you wanna hear?
1101 01:10:57,019 01:10:58,420 Is that it? Is that it?
1102 01:10:58,454 01:10:59,755 Did you have time to kill maybe the paper boy Did you have time to kill maybe the paper boy
1103 01:10:59,788 01:11:01,357 or the landscaper? or the landscaper?
1104 01:11:01,390 01:11:02,758 Why would I kill the landscaper? Why would I kill the landscaper?
1105 01:11:02,791 01:11:03,959 That guy's cool. That guy's cool.
1106 01:11:03,993 01:11:06,862 And are you sure that's it? And are you sure that's it?
1107 01:11:06,895 01:11:09,498 Dora the crazy lady. Dora the crazy lady.
1108 01:11:09,531 01:11:12,067 Okay, she's fucking crazy anyway, so it doesn't matter. Okay, she's fucking crazy anyway, so it doesn't matter.
1109 01:11:12,101 01:11:13,636 But that's it? But that's it?
1110 01:11:13,669 01:11:15,871 Yeah, look that's definitely I've killed so far. Yeah, look that's definitely I've killed so far.
1111 01:11:15,904 01:11:18,574 But am I fucking close to finished Blair? But am I fucking close to finished Blair?
1112 01:11:18,607 01:11:19,642 What? What?
1113 01:11:19,675 01:11:21,844 I've finally found something that I'm good at. I've finally found something that I'm good at.
1114 01:11:21,877 01:11:23,379 I'm really fucking good at this. I'm really fucking good at this.
1115 01:11:23,412 01:11:24,880 I mean take a look around. I mean take a look around.
1116 01:11:24,913 01:11:26,582 I wish you could've seen me Blair, I wish you could've seen me Blair,
1117 01:11:26,615 01:11:28,017 I should film it next time. I should film it next time.
1118 01:11:28,050 01:11:29,752 That's what I'm gonna do, That's what I'm gonna do,
1119 01:11:29,785 01:11:31,820 I'm gonna film it, then I can watch it the next day I'm gonna film it, then I can watch it the next day
1120 01:11:31,854 01:11:33,922 and see if I've made any mistakes. and see if I've made any mistakes.
1121 01:11:33,956 01:11:35,691 Oh my god, that's brilliant. Oh my god, that's brilliant.
1122 01:11:35,724 01:11:38,460 You sound like a complete psychopath. You sound like a complete psychopath.
1123 01:11:38,494 01:11:40,863 You were never supposed to leave any trace behind You were never supposed to leave any trace behind
1124 01:11:40,896 01:11:41,730 so we could frame the whole thing so we could frame the whole thing
1125 01:11:41,764 01:11:43,899 on the creepy guy across the street. on the creepy guy across the street.
1126 01:11:43,932 01:11:46,835 I worked really hard on planning on this whole thing. I worked really hard on planning on this whole thing.
1127 01:11:46,869 01:11:49,471 Everything was perfect on my end. Everything was perfect on my end.
1128 01:11:49,505 01:11:50,673 Perfect huh? Perfect huh?
1129 01:11:50,706 01:11:51,907 I don't seem to remember those two assholes I don't seem to remember those two assholes
1130 01:11:51,940 01:11:53,609 in your perfect little plan. in your perfect little plan.
1131 01:11:53,642 01:11:55,611 Everything was perfect until they showed up, Everything was perfect until they showed up,
1132 01:11:55,644 01:11:57,046 but that didn't seem to be too much of a problem but that didn't seem to be too much of a problem
1133 01:11:57,079 01:11:58,914 for you now did it? for you now did it?
1134 01:11:58,947 01:12:01,050 I held up my end of the bargain I held up my end of the bargain
1135 01:12:01,083 01:12:04,920 and you on the other hand are obviously a big fuck up, and you on the other hand are obviously a big fuck up,
1136 01:12:04,953 01:12:07,723 who can't do anything right. who can't do anything right.
1137 01:12:07,756 01:12:08,857 You know what Blair? You know what Blair?
1138 01:12:08,891 01:12:10,893 Fuck your stupid plan, okay. Fuck your stupid plan, okay.
1139 01:12:10,926 01:12:13,562 Because I want everyone to know I did it. Because I want everyone to know I did it.
1140 01:12:13,595 01:12:15,931 In fact, I don't want anyone else taking credit In fact, I don't want anyone else taking credit
1141 01:12:15,964 01:12:16,932 for my fucking work. for my fucking work.
1142 01:12:16,965 01:12:18,634 Excuse me? Excuse me?
1143 01:12:18,667 01:12:22,404 Yeah, I am the best killer in history, Yeah, I am the best killer in history,
1144 01:12:22,438 01:12:24,006 and the whole world is gonna know it. and the whole world is gonna know it.
1145 01:12:24,039 01:12:24,940 You'll see. You'll see.
1146 01:12:27,743 01:12:29,011 Best ever huh? Best ever huh?
1147 01:12:29,044 01:12:30,012 Dammit. Dammit.
1148 01:12:35,651 01:12:36,485 Nancy. Nancy.
1149 01:12:42,691 01:12:45,761 Really Nancy, the stairs, so typical. Really Nancy, the stairs, so typical.
1150 01:12:47,763 01:12:49,498 Well I hate to tell you Well I hate to tell you
1151 01:12:49,531 01:12:51,900 but I think all those rooms are taken but I think all those rooms are taken
1152 01:12:51,934 01:12:54,903 because your friends are dead. because your friends are dead.
1153 01:12:54,937 01:12:55,738 Oh god. Oh god.
1154 01:12:59,241 01:13:00,609 Hello Nancy. Hello Nancy.
1155 01:13:00,642 01:13:02,745 Get away from me, you're a fucking psycho. Get away from me, you're a fucking psycho.
1156 01:13:02,778 01:13:04,513 I know I'm a psycho Nancy, I know I'm a psycho Nancy,
1157 01:13:04,546 01:13:06,682 have you seen what I did? have you seen what I did?
1158 01:13:06,715 01:13:08,817 It's kind of fucking nuts. It's kind of fucking nuts.
1159 01:13:08,851 01:13:10,786 But really hard to pull off, But really hard to pull off,
1160 01:13:10,819 01:13:12,788 so I expect a little bit of credit. so I expect a little bit of credit.
1161 01:13:12,821 01:13:13,889 You don't have to do this, You don't have to do this,
1162 01:13:13,922 01:13:14,757 you don't have to kill anyone, you don't have to kill anyone,
1163 01:13:14,790 01:13:16,625 especially not for your crazy sister. especially not for your crazy sister.
1164 01:13:16,658 01:13:17,993 Actually I do. Actually I do.
1165 01:13:19,027 01:13:20,729 I have to kill a lot of people. I have to kill a lot of people.
1166 01:13:20,763 01:13:22,865 Not for her, but for me. Not for her, but for me.
1167 01:13:22,898 01:13:24,166 If I'm gonna get in the history books If I'm gonna get in the history books
1168 01:13:24,199 01:13:26,068 I need to up my body count and guess what? I need to up my body count and guess what?
1169 01:13:26,101 01:13:29,004 You get to be one of my victims. You get to be one of my victims.
1170 01:13:29,037 01:13:33,675 You're gonna be famous, just like me and Blair. You're gonna be famous, just like me and Blair.
1171 01:13:33,709 01:13:34,910 You're crazy. You're crazy.
1172 01:13:34,943 01:13:36,111 If it makes you feel any better, If it makes you feel any better,
1173 01:13:36,145 01:13:38,113 I'm gonna miss you the most. I'm gonna miss you the most.
1174 01:13:38,147 01:13:40,182 You're not like the others Nancy. You're not like the others Nancy.
1175 01:13:40,215 01:13:43,152 Not like slutty slut McGee in here. Not like slutty slut McGee in here.
1176 01:13:56,165 01:13:57,933 Nice one. Nice one.
1177 01:14:13,048 01:14:13,982 Hi Nancy. Hi Nancy.
1178 01:14:14,950 01:14:18,954 Goddammit Nancy, you are making this so weird. Goddammit Nancy, you are making this so weird.
1179 01:14:26,195 01:14:27,696 This is awkward. This is awkward.
1180 01:14:29,765 01:14:30,999 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
1181 01:14:31,033 01:14:33,035 How could you kill all of your friends? How could you kill all of your friends?
1182 01:14:33,068 01:14:35,571 How could I not want to kill all of my friends? How could I not want to kill all of my friends?
1183 01:14:35,604 01:14:38,073 They always thought they were so much better than me, They always thought they were so much better than me,
1184 01:14:38,106 01:14:40,108 they were dirty, filthy pigs they were dirty, filthy pigs
1185 01:14:40,142 01:14:42,311 and no matter what I did when they were still alive, and no matter what I did when they were still alive,
1186 01:14:42,344 01:14:44,780 I would never be prettier or more popular than them. I would never be prettier or more popular than them.
1187 01:14:44,813 01:14:46,014 But now I am. But now I am.
1188 01:14:46,048 01:14:47,549 Everyone will be my friend now. Everyone will be my friend now.
1189 01:14:47,583 01:14:49,051 Are you fucking nuts? Are you fucking nuts?
1190 01:14:49,084 01:14:50,219 No. No.
1191 01:14:50,252 01:14:54,122 I am the sole survivor of a mass murdering psychopath I am the sole survivor of a mass murdering psychopath
1192 01:14:54,156 01:14:55,624 who watched her bets friends get killed who watched her bets friends get killed
1193 01:14:55,657 01:14:57,125 right in front of her eyes. right in front of her eyes.
1194 01:14:57,159 01:14:59,261 Add in the fact that I'm hot and I'll be famous by Monday. Add in the fact that I'm hot and I'll be famous by Monday.
1195 01:14:59,294 01:15:02,030 You did all this to become famous? You did all this to become famous?
1196 01:15:02,064 01:15:05,868 Why couldn't you just make a sex tape like everybody else? Why couldn't you just make a sex tape like everybody else?
1197 01:15:05,901 01:15:09,037 I might be crazy, but I am not a slut. I might be crazy, but I am not a slut.
1198 01:15:10,205 01:15:12,007 And those dirty whores would have done anything And those dirty whores would have done anything
1199 01:15:12,040 01:15:14,176 to make sure I never got more attention than them. to make sure I never got more attention than them.
1200 01:15:14,209 01:15:16,044 So I had to remove the competition. So I had to remove the competition.
1201 01:15:17,679 01:15:20,082 Competition, what about me? Competition, what about me?
1202 01:15:20,115 01:15:22,150 I would have been happy for you. I would have been happy for you.
1203 01:15:22,184 01:15:23,952 Yeah, you would have been. Yeah, you would have been.
1204 01:15:23,986 01:15:25,754 And that's the exact kind of bullshit And that's the exact kind of bullshit
1205 01:15:25,787 01:15:27,623 you've been pulling my whole life you've been pulling my whole life
1206 01:15:27,656 01:15:29,625 to make my parents like you more than me. to make my parents like you more than me.
1207 01:15:29,658 01:15:31,159 And now, you're dying. And now, you're dying.
1208 01:15:49,244 01:15:51,246 Worse pool party ever! Worse pool party ever!
1209 01:17:09,925 01:17:12,761 ♪ Gonna have a pool party ♪ Gonna have a pool party
1210 01:17:12,794 01:17:16,264 ♪ Gonna invite all our friends ♪ Gonna invite all our friends
1211 01:17:16,298 01:17:19,868 ♪ You know it's time for celebration ♪ ♪ You know it's time for celebration ♪
1212 01:17:19,901 01:17:23,271 ♪ For us the summer never ends ♪ For us the summer never ends
1213 01:17:23,305 01:17:26,742 ♪ Pool party at Blair's house ♪ Pool party at Blair's house
1214 01:17:26,775 01:17:30,078 ♪ Where there are no rules ♪ Where there are no rules
1215 01:17:30,112 01:17:33,348 ♪ We can do what we want now ♪ We can do what we want now
1216 01:17:33,382 01:17:37,219 ♪ 'Cause they're all fucking dead ♪ ♪ 'Cause they're all fucking dead ♪
1217 01:17:37,252 01:17:40,288 ♪ Do you wanna eat an ice cream ♪ ♪ Do you wanna eat an ice cream ♪
1218 01:17:40,322 01:17:43,859 ♪ It will taste real good ♪ It will taste real good
1219 01:17:43,892 01:17:47,195 ♪ Everybody loves ice cream ♪ Everybody loves ice cream
1220 01:17:47,229 01:17:50,766 ♪ Except for people who are dead ♪ ♪ Except for people who are dead ♪
1221 01:17:50,799 01:17:54,069 ♪ Nobody tell us what to do now ♪ ♪ Nobody tell us what to do now ♪
1222 01:17:54,102 01:17:57,272 ♪ Or you will end up like them ♪ Or you will end up like them
1223 01:17:57,305 01:18:00,509 ♪ Grilling up some cheeseburgers ♪ ♪ Grilling up some cheeseburgers ♪
1224 01:18:00,542 01:18:04,246 ♪ The neighbors buried in a briar patch ♪ ♪ The neighbors buried in a briar patch ♪
1225 01:18:04,279 01:18:07,749 ♪ We'll start the day with Marco Polo ♪ ♪ We'll start the day with Marco Polo ♪
1226 01:18:07,783 01:18:11,219 ♪ We say Marco they say nothing ♪ ♪ We say Marco they say nothing ♪
1227 01:18:11,253 01:18:14,289 ♪ You ain't gonna find a murder weapon ♪ ♪ You ain't gonna find a murder weapon ♪
1228 01:18:14,322 01:18:18,060 ♪ It's definitely not a power drill ♪ ♪ It's definitely not a power drill ♪
1229 01:18:18,093 01:18:21,530 ♪ Sipping margarita's poolside ♪ Sipping margarita's poolside
1230 01:18:21,563 01:18:24,866 ♪ Don't peek in the shed ♪ Don't peek in the shed
1231 01:18:24,900 01:18:28,303 ♪ Eating lots of mini hot dogs ♪ Eating lots of mini hot dogs
1232 01:18:28,336 01:18:31,873 ♪ Do they taste okay ♪ Do they taste okay
1233 01:18:31,907 01:18:35,277 ♪ They're just normal kosher hot dogs ♪ ♪ They're just normal kosher hot dogs ♪
1234 01:18:35,310 01:18:40,315 ♪ Our friends are only in the burgers ♪ ♪ Our friends are only in the burgers ♪
1235 01:18:41,216 01:18:43,151 ♪ We are just some normal kids ♪ We are just some normal kids
1236 01:18:43,185 01:18:46,488 ♪ Who like to kick back in the sun ♪ ♪ Who like to kick back in the sun ♪
1237 01:18:46,521 01:18:50,092 ♪ We got fucked up and killed our friends ♪ ♪ We got fucked up and killed our friends ♪
1238 01:18:50,125 01:18:53,462 ♪ But it was in the name of fun ♪ ♪ But it was in the name of fun ♪
1239 01:18:53,495 01:18:57,032 ♪ So come down and take our hand ♪ ♪ So come down and take our hand ♪
1240 01:18:57,065 01:19:00,368 ♪ Kill your friends and get a tan ♪ ♪ Kill your friends and get a tan ♪
1241 01:19:00,402 01:19:03,371 ♪ We'll show you where they're buried ♪ ♪ We'll show you where they're buried ♪
1242 01:19:03,405 01:19:06,074 ♪ Also does this knife look weird ♪ ♪ Also does this knife look weird ♪
1243 01:19:09,578 01:19:11,546 No, no, no. No, no, no.
1244 01:19:11,580 01:19:13,014 No, no, no! No, no, no!
1245 01:19:14,316 01:19:15,984 Why! Why!
1246 01:19:16,017 01:19:17,252 God. God.
1247 01:19:17,285 01:19:17,919 Why? Why?
1248 01:19:20,422 01:19:23,225 ♪ Pool party in the summer ♪ Pool party in the summer
1249 01:19:23,258 01:19:26,495 ♪ We made new friends ♪ We made new friends
1250 01:19:26,528 01:19:30,065 ♪ Why don't you com on down to Blair's house ♪ ♪ Why don't you com on down to Blair's house ♪
1251 01:19:30,098 01:19:33,935 ♪ Where the summer never ends ♪ Where the summer never ends
1252 01:19:35,403 01:19:37,939 Pool party massacre. Pool party massacre.
1253 01:19:44,045 01:19:45,247 would grow up to be serial killers. would grow up to be serial killers.
1253 01:19:44,045 01:19:45,247 would grow up to be serial killers. would grow up to be serial killers.