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1 | 00:00:30,417 | 00:00:33,875 | Prime Minister | Prime Minister |
2 | 00:00:34,625 | 00:00:42,625 | Here, chickie chickie chickie... Chick chick chick chick... | Here, chickie chickie chickie... Chick chick chick chick... |
3 | 00:00:44,457 | 00:00:46,957 | - Sweetheart. - Quiet, you're scaring the chickens. | - Sweetheart. - Quiet, you're scaring the chickens. |
4 | 00:00:47,042 | 00:00:50,667 | - You need to call Warsaw. Right now. - What, did something happen? | - You need to call Warsaw. Right now. - What, did something happen? |
5 | 00:00:51,957 | 00:00:54,625 | Honey... You've been appointed Prime Minister. | Honey... You've been appointed Prime Minister. |
6 | 00:00:59,792 | 00:01:02,457 | Sweet mother of God! | Sweet mother of God! |
7 | 00:01:02,542 | 00:01:08,417 | The President of the Republic of Poland has appointed you to the position of the Prime Minister. | The President of the Republic of Poland has appointed you to the position of the Prime Minister. |
8 | 00:01:09,082 | 00:01:11,167 | Please approach the President. | Please approach the President. |
9 | 00:01:15,207 | 00:01:18,000 | Along with the Act of Appointment, the President presents you, | Along with the Act of Appointment, the President presents you, |
10 | 00:01:18,082 | 00:01:23,042 | and the other newly appointed members of the Council of Ministers, with fountain pens. | and the other newly appointed members of the Council of Ministers, with fountain pens. |
11 | 00:01:24,042 | 00:01:26,125 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
12 | 00:01:30,582 | 00:01:34,582 | Mister President, ladies and gentlemen. | Mister President, ladies and gentlemen. |
13 | 00:01:35,375 | 00:01:37,707 | My fellow Poles! | My fellow Poles! |
14 | 00:01:37,792 | 00:01:43,332 | We stand before you today as your representatives. The issues of our homeland, | We stand before you today as your representatives. The issues of our homeland, |
15 | 00:01:44,000 | 00:01:49,667 | the issues of all Poles will be always the most important thing for us. | the issues of all Poles will be always the most important thing for us. |
16 | 00:01:50,250 | 00:01:51,332 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
17 | 00:01:51,417 | 00:01:54,417 | - I'm proud of you. - It's not like you can eat pride. | - I'm proud of you. - It's not like you can eat pride. |
18 | 00:01:54,500 | 00:01:57,542 | Who's going to cook for you? Who's going to make you dumplings? | Who's going to cook for you? Who's going to make you dumplings? |
19 | 00:01:57,625 | 00:01:59,000 | You'll starve. | You'll starve. |
20 | 00:01:59,082 | 00:02:00,500 | If you need anything, come and see me. | If you need anything, come and see me. |
21 | 00:02:00,582 | 00:02:03,457 | I'm sure I'm not going to run out of soup anytime soon. | I'm sure I'm not going to run out of soup anytime soon. |
22 | 00:02:03,542 | 00:02:06,042 | How do you feel about being Prime Minister? | How do you feel about being Prime Minister? |
23 | 00:02:07,125 | 00:02:10,917 | - Fine. - Fine? | - Fine. - Fine? |
24 | 00:02:11,707 | 00:02:14,542 | - Not fine. - Don't you have your own opinion? | - Not fine. - Don't you have your own opinion? |
25 | 00:02:17,917 | 00:02:23,082 | - I do. Or... Maybe I don't? - No, you don't. | - I do. Or... Maybe I don't? - No, you don't. |
26 | 00:02:24,125 | 00:02:30,000 | And that's good. This makes you the perfect Prime Minister. | And that's good. This makes you the perfect Prime Minister. |
27 | 00:02:30,332 | 00:02:32,082 | But I'm trying. | But I'm trying. |
28 | 00:02:32,167 | 00:02:36,500 | Just don't try too much. Or you'll screw something up. | Just don't try too much. Or you'll screw something up. |
29 | 00:02:37,167 | 00:02:39,792 | You have your ministers, get them to work. | You have your ministers, get them to work. |
30 | 00:02:42,457 | 00:02:44,292 | And what am I going to be doing? | And what am I going to be doing? |
31 | 00:02:44,375 | 00:02:47,082 | You're going to be the face of the Good Change. | You're going to be the face of the Good Change. |
32 | 00:02:47,207 | 00:02:50,542 | The face. Not the brain. | The face. Not the brain. |
33 | 00:02:51,332 | 00:02:52,375 | Yes? | Yes? |
34 | 00:02:53,750 | 00:02:56,457 | I don't need two brains. | I don't need two brains. |
35 | 00:02:56,875 | 00:02:59,542 | Are we clear? | Are we clear? |
36 | 00:03:01,250 | 00:03:03,000 | Crystal. | Crystal. |
37 | 00:03:04,542 | 00:03:12,750 | Okay, now go. You have a cabinet meeting. Go on, go play. | Okay, now go. You have a cabinet meeting. Go on, go play. |
38 | 00:03:20,417 | 00:03:21,292 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
39 | 00:03:21,375 | 00:03:25,875 | Good morning. Welcome, everyone, to today's cabinet meeting. | Good morning. Welcome, everyone, to today's cabinet meeting. |
40 | 00:03:26,332 | 00:03:31,292 | Ladies and gentlemen, we should take responsibility for what is happening in Poland. | Ladies and gentlemen, we should take responsibility for what is happening in Poland. |
41 | 00:03:31,375 | 00:03:34,292 | We were elected to do so by the people. | We were elected to do so by the people. |
42 | 00:03:34,375 | 00:03:42,250 | You, me, all of you, we all have the same mandate given to us by the citizens to serve Poland. | You, me, all of you, we all have the same mandate given to us by the citizens to serve Poland. |
43 | 00:03:42,500 | 00:03:48,792 | Well, let's start doing what Poles expect us to do. | Well, let's start doing what Poles expect us to do. |
44 | 00:03:49,500 | 00:03:51,417 | All right, you can start now. | All right, you can start now. |
45 | 00:03:51,500 | 00:03:54,707 | I'm sorry... How? Without you, Prime Minister? | I'm sorry... How? Without you, Prime Minister? |
46 | 00:03:57,167 | 00:04:03,792 | I have a meeting as the face of the Good Change. | I have a meeting as the face of the Good Change. |
47 | 00:04:04,582 | 00:04:09,207 | - Now you breathe in, and then we try. Wide and clear. - Mhm, mhm... | - Now you breathe in, and then we try. Wide and clear. - Mhm, mhm... |
48 | 00:04:09,417 | 00:04:14,375 | Mister President, ladies and gentlemen, I want to... | Mister President, ladies and gentlemen, I want to... |
49 | 00:04:16,207 | 00:04:20,375 | I'm sorry, can you give me a smaller plug or something? | I'm sorry, can you give me a smaller plug or something? |
50 | 00:04:26,000 | 00:04:29,417 | Mister President, ladies and gentlemen. | Mister President, ladies and gentlemen. |
51 | 00:04:29,832 | 00:04:31,167 | Ugh. | Ugh. |
52 | 00:04:31,250 | 00:04:37,457 | Short hair, styling, roots, make up that I have to do every day. | Short hair, styling, roots, make up that I have to do every day. |
53 | 00:04:37,957 | 00:04:39,625 | What about some jewellery? | What about some jewellery? |
54 | 00:04:40,292 | 00:04:41,792 | For the suit? | For the suit? |
55 | 00:04:41,875 | 00:04:45,792 | Maybe a brooch? Well, maybe we should totally go for the Merkel look. | Maybe a brooch? Well, maybe we should totally go for the Merkel look. |
56 | 00:04:45,875 | 00:04:46,750 | Right. | Right. |
57 | 00:04:47,667 | 00:04:51,167 | Merkel... oh... Merkel. | Merkel... oh... Merkel. |
58 | 00:04:51,250 | 00:04:52,832 | Gestures are equally important. | Gestures are equally important. |
59 | 00:04:52,917 | 00:04:57,000 | Your hands won't shake with stress if you keep yourself busy with gesturing. | Your hands won't shake with stress if you keep yourself busy with gesturing. |
60 | 00:04:57,332 | 00:05:01,291 | Practice in front of the mirror, but first I'm gonna cover your face on it. | Practice in front of the mirror, but first I'm gonna cover your face on it. |
61 | 00:05:01,416 | 00:05:04,583 | This will help you see the power of your gestures. | This will help you see the power of your gestures. |
62 | 00:05:05,583 | 00:05:08,166 | Put your hands together, like for a prayer. | Put your hands together, like for a prayer. |
63 | 00:05:08,250 | 00:05:11,166 | This gesture allows you to switch to other ones with ease. | This gesture allows you to switch to other ones with ease. |
64 | 00:05:11,375 | 00:05:16,042 | Your posture is natural, which will make people perceive you positively. | Your posture is natural, which will make people perceive you positively. |
65 | 00:05:22,917 | 00:05:25,082 | Stop. Let's go back. | Stop. Let's go back. |
66 | 00:05:25,167 | 00:05:32,792 | Your back, your chin, your chest, everything's wrong. Remember the 7/38/55 rule. | Your back, your chin, your chest, everything's wrong. Remember the 7/38/55 rule. |
67 | 00:05:34,375 | 00:05:39,250 | Your words have only 7% of impact on the listener. | Your words have only 7% of impact on the listener. |
68 | 00:05:39,332 | 00:05:48,832 | The tone of your voice does 38%, your body language does 55%. Right? | The tone of your voice does 38%, your body language does 55%. Right? |
69 | 00:05:50,332 | 00:05:56,042 | Open palms. Open palms. Show people you're being honest. | Open palms. Open palms. Show people you're being honest. |
70 | 00:05:56,207 | 00:06:01,625 | Your palms turned upwards mean that you're telling the truth. | Your palms turned upwards mean that you're telling the truth. |
71 | 00:06:03,000 | 00:06:09,375 | Sharp gestures. Horizontal. Vertical. Use them to emphasise what you say. Be dynamic. | Sharp gestures. Horizontal. Vertical. Use them to emphasise what you say. Be dynamic. |
72 | 00:06:09,875 | 00:06:11,958 | Round gestures. | Round gestures. |
73 | 00:06:12,041 | 00:06:17,042 | Circular. Smooth and gentle movements. Use them to illustrate your words. | Circular. Smooth and gentle movements. Use them to illustrate your words. |
74 | 00:06:17,625 | 00:06:21,457 | - And the special sauce: the pyramid. - What? What's that? | - And the special sauce: the pyramid. - What? What's that? |
75 | 00:06:21,707 | 00:06:25,625 | - Just like this. Okay? - Okay. | - Just like this. Okay? - Okay. |
76 | 00:06:25,917 | 00:06:30,957 | Competence. Self-confidence. High self-esteem. | Competence. Self-confidence. High self-esteem. |
77 | 00:06:31,832 | 00:06:35,207 | Importance of your words. Righteousness. | Importance of your words. Righteousness. |
78 | 00:06:40,457 | 00:06:42,875 | - Get the hell out of here with this thing. - But that's the EU flag... | - Get the hell out of here with this thing. - But that's the EU flag... |
79 | 00:06:42,957 | 00:06:48,750 | I don't care. It's going to matchy matchy with my jacket. | I don't care. It's going to matchy matchy with my jacket. |
80 | 00:06:48,832 | 00:06:52,042 | Since we're responsible, we took on this task. | Since we're responsible, we took on this task. |
81 | 00:06:52,125 | 00:06:52,792 | Marlenka. | Marlenka. |
82 | 00:06:53,082 | 00:06:58,457 | In this election, Poles put their trust in us, and we keep the promises that we've made. | In this election, Poles put their trust in us, and we keep the promises that we've made. |
83 | 00:06:58,542 | 00:07:01,166 | Our resolve in repairing the country will be unwavering. | Our resolve in repairing the country will be unwavering. |
84 | 00:07:01,250 | 00:07:03,250 | It's almost as if it's her body double. | It's almost as if it's her body double. |
85 | 00:07:08,041 | 00:07:13,666 | Then I'll call you on Monday. No, not tomorrow. Tomorrow is Sunday. | Then I'll call you on Monday. No, not tomorrow. Tomorrow is Sunday. |
86 | 00:07:13,791 | 00:07:16,417 | You know what they say, Sunday work goes to shit. | You know what they say, Sunday work goes to shit. |
87 | 00:07:25,000 | 00:07:26,625 | Oh my God, what happened? | Oh my God, what happened? |
88 | 00:07:26,707 | 00:07:28,542 | Nothing significant, Madam Prime Minister. Come with me, please. | Nothing significant, Madam Prime Minister. Come with me, please. |
89 | 00:07:28,625 | 00:07:31,500 | But wait, there's a man out there. There's somebody... | But wait, there's a man out there. There's somebody... |
90 | 00:07:31,582 | 00:07:33,875 | Later. Safety concerns. | Later. Safety concerns. |
91 | 00:07:46,792 | 00:07:49,417 | - Sweetheart, oh God! - Tadzio, my make-up. | - Sweetheart, oh God! - Tadzio, my make-up. |
92 | 00:07:49,542 | 00:07:54,750 | - Are you okay? You could have died. - God has other plans for me. | - Are you okay? You could have died. - God has other plans for me. |
93 | 00:07:54,832 | 00:07:58,625 | Marlenka, come. Gentlemen, I'd like you to join me for dinner. | Marlenka, come. Gentlemen, I'd like you to join me for dinner. |
94 | 00:07:58,750 | 00:08:00,291 | It's clear. | It's clear. |
95 | 00:08:00,958 | 00:08:03,375 | Here you go! | Here you go! |
96 | 00:08:04,041 | 00:08:07,625 | Honey, so... what's it gonna be like between us now? | Honey, so... what's it gonna be like between us now? |
97 | 00:08:08,208 | 00:08:11,833 | Oh... Like always, I think. | Oh... Like always, I think. |
98 | 00:08:13,625 | 00:08:16,292 | You know what they sometimes call the Prime Minister's wife? | You know what they sometimes call the Prime Minister's wife? |
99 | 00:08:16,375 | 00:08:19,332 | The first lady, right? | The first lady, right? |
100 | 00:08:19,542 | 00:08:24,792 | So, if I was Prime Minister, you'd be my First Lady. | So, if I was Prime Minister, you'd be my First Lady. |
101 | 00:08:24,957 | 00:08:31,207 | And since you're the Prime Minister, then what do I call myself? | And since you're the Prime Minister, then what do I call myself? |
102 | 00:08:38,582 | 00:08:42,542 | - Aronia tincture. I made it myself. - No, thanks, honey. | - Aronia tincture. I made it myself. - No, thanks, honey. |
103 | 00:08:43,042 | 00:08:46,250 | - I can't, I'm on duty. - Duty. | - I can't, I'm on duty. - Duty. |
104 | 00:08:47,457 | 00:08:50,375 | - Duty. - Duty. | - Duty. - Duty. |
105 | 00:08:52,000 | 00:08:55,582 | So what the fuck am I supposed to do, drink by myself? | So what the fuck am I supposed to do, drink by myself? |
106 | 00:08:58,457 | 00:09:03,250 | No, honey. From now on, you don't drink anymore, either. | No, honey. From now on, you don't drink anymore, either. |
107 | 00:09:05,832 | 00:09:11,625 | - Sweetheart, just leave it for today, it's late. - Leave me alone, I'm trying to learn. | - Sweetheart, just leave it for today, it's late. - Leave me alone, I'm trying to learn. |
108 | 00:09:14,457 | 00:09:19,542 | Draft bill on the amendment of the act on the implementation | Draft bill on the amendment of the act on the implementation |
109 | 00:09:19,625 | 00:09:24,667 | of the amendment to the act implementing the budget. | of the amendment to the act implementing the budget. |
110 | 00:09:25,042 | 00:09:26,457 | Do you understand any of this? | Do you understand any of this? |
111 | 00:09:26,542 | 00:09:29,042 | No, no, no... I'm learning it by heart. | No, no, no... I'm learning it by heart. |
112 | 00:09:30,332 | 00:09:35,917 | - But... Sweetheart, I missed you. - But Tadzio, Tadzio... Later. Leave me alone. | - But... Sweetheart, I missed you. - But Tadzio, Tadzio... Later. Leave me alone. |
113 | 00:09:36,000 | 00:09:38,832 | Well... Like husband and wife? | Well... Like husband and wife? |
114 | 00:09:42,125 | 00:09:44,832 | We're not alone, okay? | We're not alone, okay? |
115 | 00:09:45,125 | 00:09:47,375 | I'm protected by the BOR. | I'm protected by the BOR. |
116 | 00:09:48,250 | 00:09:53,917 | - Even in bed? - That's right, honey. | - Even in bed? - That's right, honey. |
117 | 00:09:58,957 | 00:10:04,457 | - The Gospel of the Lord. - Praise to you, Lord Jesus Christ. | - The Gospel of the Lord. - Praise to you, Lord Jesus Christ. |
118 | 00:10:09,417 | 00:10:11,625 | Unbutton when you sit down. | Unbutton when you sit down. |
119 | 00:10:14,375 | 00:10:16,917 | That's savoir vivre. | That's savoir vivre. |
120 | 00:10:21,667 | 00:10:26,417 | - You look like an old bum. - Well, it's all new. | - You look like an old bum. - Well, it's all new. |
121 | 00:10:27,292 | 00:10:32,832 | - Where did you buy it? - As usual, in a second-hand store. | - Where did you buy it? - As usual, in a second-hand store. |
122 | 00:10:32,917 | 00:10:34,542 | Sweet mother of God! | Sweet mother of God! |
123 | 00:10:35,417 | 00:10:38,457 | Marlenka, Marlenka, keep an eye on him. | Marlenka, Marlenka, keep an eye on him. |
124 | 00:10:38,542 | 00:10:41,667 | The soup is ready, dumplings are in the fridge. | The soup is ready, dumplings are in the fridge. |
125 | 00:10:41,750 | 00:10:44,875 | - Well, I can always go to the pub. - Don't you dare! | - Well, I can always go to the pub. - Don't you dare! |
126 | 00:10:45,167 | 00:10:48,082 | Somebody might see you, take a photo even by accident. | Somebody might see you, take a photo even by accident. |
127 | 00:10:48,167 | 00:10:51,207 | You eat at home and you don't drink. | You eat at home and you don't drink. |
128 | 00:10:51,375 | 00:10:52,292 | You know what paparazzi are? | You know what paparazzi are? |
129 | 00:10:52,375 | 00:10:53,250 | Can I go to the outhouse? | Can I go to the outhouse? |
130 | 00:10:53,332 | 00:10:56,000 | So what, am I now supposed to change my whole life? | So what, am I now supposed to change my whole life? |
131 | 00:10:56,207 | 00:10:58,457 | But it's a good change, honey. | But it's a good change, honey. |
132 | 00:10:59,292 | 00:11:02,417 | I'm sorry, I have to go be a Prime Minister now. | I'm sorry, I have to go be a Prime Minister now. |
133 | 00:11:03,417 | 00:11:05,167 | Bye, Marlenka. | Bye, Marlenka. |
134 | 00:11:06,167 | 00:11:13,167 | - How are we supposed to live? - With God, Tadzio... With God. | - How are we supposed to live? - With God, Tadzio... With God. |
135 | 00:11:14,125 | 00:11:17,582 | You need to understand that what Poland needs right now | You need to understand that what Poland needs right now |
136 | 00:11:17,667 | 00:11:21,167 | is investments and savings, not consumerism. | is investments and savings, not consumerism. |
137 | 00:11:21,250 | 00:11:23,707 | You need to understand that we had to borrow money for the 500+ program. | You need to understand that we had to borrow money for the 500+ program. |
138 | 00:11:24,000 | 00:11:28,292 | We're in debt for an extra 20 billion, because we want to promote childbirth. | We're in debt for an extra 20 billion, because we want to promote childbirth. |
139 | 00:11:28,375 | 00:11:31,957 | - It's an investment for decades to come! - We can't skimp when it comes to health. | - It's an investment for decades to come! - We can't skimp when it comes to health. |
140 | 00:11:32,042 | 00:11:36,457 | - Oh, and what about education? - What about culture and heritage? | - Oh, and what about education? - What about culture and heritage? |
141 | 00:11:36,832 | 00:11:38,917 | Without culture, nothing... | Without culture, nothing... |
142 | 00:11:39,000 | 00:11:45,207 | You're bickering about how uncultured the head of my political cabinet is. | You're bickering about how uncultured the head of my political cabinet is. |
143 | 00:11:46,292 | 00:11:50,625 | The reality is that you're just jealous of his handsomeness and posture. | The reality is that you're just jealous of his handsomeness and posture. |
144 | 00:11:50,707 | 00:11:55,875 | You're envious of how beautiful his ankles look when he sits down in his suit. | You're envious of how beautiful his ankles look when he sits down in his suit. |
145 | 00:11:55,957 | 00:11:57,667 | We're not talking about your blue-eyed boy right now. | We're not talking about your blue-eyed boy right now. |
146 | 00:11:57,750 | 00:11:59,207 | You're constantly talking about him. | You're constantly talking about him. |
147 | 00:12:00,292 | 00:12:03,332 | Madam Prime Minister, what's your opinion about that? | Madam Prime Minister, what's your opinion about that? |
148 | 00:12:05,792 | 00:12:10,917 | In this election, Poles put their trust in us, and we keep our promises. | In this election, Poles put their trust in us, and we keep our promises. |
149 | 00:12:11,457 | 00:12:15,125 | Our resolve in repairing the country will be unwavering. | Our resolve in repairing the country will be unwavering. |
150 | 00:12:16,542 | 00:12:19,917 | A good change starts with listening. Thank you. | A good change starts with listening. Thank you. |
151 | 00:12:20,000 | 00:12:23,417 | You don't have to listen to people, just promise them whatever they want, | You don't have to listen to people, just promise them whatever they want, |
152 | 00:12:23,500 | 00:12:27,542 | and then you need to curb their expectations. They need to work their asses off for scraps! | and then you need to curb their expectations. They need to work their asses off for scraps! |
153 | 00:12:27,625 | 00:12:31,250 | Just like us! I don't have any money left by the end of month. | Just like us! I don't have any money left by the end of month. |
154 | 00:12:31,332 | 00:12:34,792 | Oh, by the way! What's going on with our bonuses? | Oh, by the way! What's going on with our bonuses? |
155 | 00:12:36,292 | 00:12:39,042 | You're responsible for finances, can I afford it? | You're responsible for finances, can I afford it? |
156 | 00:12:39,875 | 00:12:45,375 | If the answer's yes, then let's move on to the next item. Let's talk about bonuses. | If the answer's yes, then let's move on to the next item. Let's talk about bonuses. |
157 | 00:12:45,457 | 00:12:48,000 | Polish politics must be different. | Polish politics must be different. |
158 | 00:12:49,042 | 00:12:56,750 | Humility, work, moderation, prudent action and responsibility, | Humility, work, moderation, prudent action and responsibility, |
159 | 00:12:57,042 | 00:13:00,042 | but first and foremost - listening to the citizens. | but first and foremost - listening to the citizens. |
160 | 00:13:00,250 | 00:13:07,167 | These are the principles that we follow. No more arrogance! No more pride! | These are the principles that we follow. No more arrogance! No more pride! |
161 | 00:13:07,250 | 00:13:09,207 | Madam Prime Minister, how do you explain the bonuses | Madam Prime Minister, how do you explain the bonuses |
162 | 00:13:09,292 | 00:13:11,500 | you have awarded to yourself and other members of the government? | you have awarded to yourself and other members of the government? |
163 | 00:13:11,582 | 00:13:12,917 | What bonuses? | What bonuses? |
164 | 00:13:13,000 | 00:13:16,417 | Last year, ministers of your government received more than 1.5 million in bonuses. | Last year, ministers of your government received more than 1.5 million in bonuses. |
165 | 00:13:16,500 | 00:13:18,417 | Do you have any comments? | Do you have any comments? |
166 | 00:13:19,542 | 00:13:21,625 | Madam Prime Minister? | Madam Prime Minister? |
167 | 00:13:23,082 | 00:13:31,207 | That's not a question that I think I'm... currently allowed or able to answer right now. Thank you. | That's not a question that I think I'm... currently allowed or able to answer right now. Thank you. |
168 | 00:13:33,332 | 00:13:37,750 | - What now? - Let her explain herself. | - What now? - Let her explain herself. |
169 | 00:13:40,167 | 00:13:45,625 | - Do you have any tips? - Can this be even explained somehow? | - Do you have any tips? - Can this be even explained somehow? |
170 | 00:13:46,417 | 00:13:49,832 | - What would you say? - Maybe, uhhhhh... | - What would you say? - Maybe, uhhhhh... |
171 | 00:13:51,250 | 00:13:54,167 | We deserved it for hard work... | We deserved it for hard work... |
172 | 00:13:56,417 | 00:14:00,375 | ...and something, others, something, octopuses? | ...and something, others, something, octopuses? |
173 | 00:14:02,957 | 00:14:05,582 | I've no idea. | I've no idea. |
174 | 00:14:07,457 | 00:14:14,207 | - Me neither. Let her explain herself. - Can she handle it? | - Me neither. Let her explain herself. - Can she handle it? |
175 | 00:14:15,832 | 00:14:20,332 | No. It's time for a change. | No. It's time for a change. |
176 | 00:14:22,167 | 00:14:27,332 | - Another good change. - Who's it going to be now? | - Another good change. - Who's it going to be now? |
177 | 00:14:27,417 | 00:14:29,957 | The time for gifts is done, | The time for gifts is done, |
178 | 00:14:31,417 | 00:14:34,082 | time to fix the economy up a bit. | time to fix the economy up a bit. |
179 | 00:14:34,167 | 00:14:37,625 | Are you thinking about the bankster? | Are you thinking about the bankster? |
180 | 00:14:39,582 | 00:14:48,500 | But, sir, he's got a stick up his ass. At least she was familiar. People liked her. | But, sir, he's got a stick up his ass. At least she was familiar. People liked her. |
181 | 00:14:50,125 | 00:14:53,250 | Well, they have to unlike her. | Well, they have to unlike her. |
182 | 00:14:56,082 | 00:14:58,667 | - How are you going to manage that? - I'll explain everything to them. | - How are you going to manage that? - I'll explain everything to them. |
183 | 00:14:58,750 | 00:15:01,125 | Only the guilty ones explain themselves. Are you guilty? | Only the guilty ones explain themselves. Are you guilty? |
184 | 00:15:01,207 | 00:15:02,207 | Me? Never. | Me? Never. |
185 | 00:15:02,292 | 00:15:04,667 | - That's the spirit. - What do you mean? | - That's the spirit. - What do you mean? |
186 | 00:15:06,082 | 00:15:10,375 | You got claws? Then show them! | You got claws? Then show them! |
187 | 00:15:15,667 | 00:15:17,417 | Ladies and Gentlemen! | Ladies and Gentlemen! |
188 | 00:15:17,500 | 00:15:22,792 | Attacking the minsters of the Polish government and the government itself | Attacking the minsters of the Polish government and the government itself |
189 | 00:15:22,875 | 00:15:25,082 | means an attack on Poland. | means an attack on Poland. |
190 | 00:15:25,167 | 00:15:27,375 | You should be perfectly aware of that. | You should be perfectly aware of that. |
191 | 00:15:31,667 | 00:15:34,625 | Pay it back! Pay it back! | Pay it back! Pay it back! |
192 | 00:15:34,707 | 00:15:38,375 | Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down. | Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down. |
193 | 00:15:39,917 | 00:15:44,207 | I would also like to address the commotion | I would also like to address the commotion |
194 | 00:15:44,292 | 00:15:47,000 | caused by the opposition, | caused by the opposition, |
195 | 00:15:47,082 | 00:15:52,875 | who revealed information about the earnings of the ministers of our government. | who revealed information about the earnings of the ministers of our government. |
196 | 00:15:53,292 | 00:15:56,125 | Pay it back! Pay it back! | Pay it back! Pay it back! |
197 | 00:15:56,207 | 00:16:00,750 | It's true, the ministers and deputy ministers in the government | It's true, the ministers and deputy ministers in the government |
198 | 00:16:00,832 | 00:16:05,667 | received bonuses for their hard and honest work. | received bonuses for their hard and honest work. |
199 | 00:16:05,750 | 00:16:09,292 | They simply deserved that money. | They simply deserved that money. |
200 | 00:16:10,082 | 00:16:14,375 | These people are working hard so that all Poles | These people are working hard so that all Poles |
201 | 00:16:14,457 | 00:16:19,667 | can enjoy the development of Poland, not just selected interest groups | can enjoy the development of Poland, not just selected interest groups |
202 | 00:16:19,750 | 00:16:24,750 | These were official bonuses, which were awarded in the framework | These were official bonuses, which were awarded in the framework |
203 | 00:16:24,832 | 00:16:27,667 | of the budget enacted in this chamber. | of the budget enacted in this chamber. |
204 | 00:16:28,375 | 00:16:31,125 | Not watches gifted by fellow businessmen. | Not watches gifted by fellow businessmen. |
205 | 00:16:31,207 | 00:16:36,832 | What do you think, did they deserve them? Or not? Yes, I think so. | What do you think, did they deserve them? Or not? Yes, I think so. |
206 | 00:16:37,082 | 00:16:41,667 | - Knock, knock. Anybody there? - What are you doing here, Halinka? | - Knock, knock. Anybody there? - What are you doing here, Halinka? |
207 | 00:16:42,000 | 00:16:45,875 | Malinowski slaughtered a pig. I took some to the inn, | Malinowski slaughtered a pig. I took some to the inn, |
208 | 00:16:45,957 | 00:16:50,707 | but I still have some left. Just take a look, ham, bacon, chops... | but I still have some left. Just take a look, ham, bacon, chops... |
209 | 00:16:50,792 | 00:16:53,957 | Three quarters of respondents are pissed off. | Three quarters of respondents are pissed off. |
210 | 00:16:55,542 | 00:17:02,125 | "They simply deserved the money." It was like a slap in the face. | "They simply deserved the money." It was like a slap in the face. |
211 | 00:17:02,792 | 00:17:06,666 | - How about our regular voters? - About fifty/fifty. | - How about our regular voters? - About fifty/fifty. |
212 | 00:17:08,291 | 00:17:10,208 | Great. | Great. |
213 | 00:17:12,916 | 00:17:14,916 | What about the bonuses? | What about the bonuses? |
214 | 00:17:15,583 | 00:17:20,708 | - Let's donate them to charity. - In other words, they weren't deserved? | - Let's donate them to charity. - In other words, they weren't deserved? |
215 | 00:17:20,791 | 00:17:25,041 | No, the citizens decided. | No, the citizens decided. |
216 | 00:17:25,375 | 00:17:28,166 | - Madam Prime Minister. - Not anymore. | - Madam Prime Minister. - Not anymore. |
217 | 00:17:29,666 | 00:17:34,708 | How could he? You worked so hard. So many nerves. | How could he? You worked so hard. So many nerves. |
218 | 00:17:35,333 | 00:17:39,208 | - And he... tossed you out, just like that? - Shhhh... | - And he... tossed you out, just like that? - Shhhh... |
219 | 00:17:40,000 | 00:17:43,000 | He's not even a bastard. He's a sadist. | He's not even a bastard. He's a sadist. |
220 | 00:17:43,083 | 00:17:45,291 | Shhh, don't say that. Somebody might hear that. | Shhh, don't say that. Somebody might hear that. |
221 | 00:17:45,375 | 00:17:50,458 | - So what? Are they going to fire you? - I have to go. | - So what? Are they going to fire you? - I have to go. |
222 | 00:17:50,791 | 00:17:53,500 | - Yeah, right, we're starting now. - No, no, no... | - Yeah, right, we're starting now. - No, no, no... |
223 | 00:17:57,041 | 00:18:00,416 | - I was the face of the Good Change. - What are you doing? | - I was the face of the Good Change. - What are you doing? |
224 | 00:18:00,583 | 00:18:06,000 | I'm not anymore. I have to go. | I'm not anymore. I have to go. |
225 | 00:18:10,833 | 00:18:15,458 | I would like to thank you very much. All of you. | I would like to thank you very much. All of you. |
226 | 00:18:17,291 | 00:18:20,833 | I want to thank the whole parliamentary club of our party... | I want to thank the whole parliamentary club of our party... |
227 | 00:18:22,625 | 00:18:25,375 | For two years of hard work together. | For two years of hard work together. |
228 | 00:18:26,541 | 00:18:31,208 | But I also want to thank the deputies of all the other clubs. | But I also want to thank the deputies of all the other clubs. |
229 | 00:18:34,458 | 00:18:39,083 | It's been an honour for me to serve as the Prime Minister of the government | It's been an honour for me to serve as the Prime Minister of the government |
230 | 00:18:39,458 | 00:18:41,666 | of the Republic of Poland. | of the Republic of Poland. |
231 | 00:18:43,000 | 00:18:45,541 | One pork knuckle in beer for me, please. | One pork knuckle in beer for me, please. |
232 | 00:18:46,125 | 00:18:49,250 | - I need to go to Warsaw. - Are you crazy? | - I need to go to Warsaw. - Are you crazy? |
233 | 00:18:49,708 | 00:18:54,375 | My wife was hurt. What am I supposed to do? Sit on my ass here? | My wife was hurt. What am I supposed to do? Sit on my ass here? |
234 | 00:18:54,541 | 00:18:56,625 | No fucking way. Fuck, no. | No fucking way. Fuck, no. |
235 | 00:18:57,291 | 00:18:59,875 | - What about the knuckle? - Marlenka can eat it. | - What about the knuckle? - Marlenka can eat it. |
236 | 00:19:00,291 | 00:19:02,583 | The President of the Republic of Poland | The President of the Republic of Poland |
237 | 00:19:02,666 | 00:19:06,791 | presents the Prime Minister the act confirming the resignation | presents the Prime Minister the act confirming the resignation |
238 | 00:19:06,875 | 00:19:09,291 | of the Council of Ministers. | of the Council of Ministers. |
239 | 00:19:16,958 | 00:19:24,541 | In addition, pursuant to Article 154, item 1 of the Constitution, | In addition, pursuant to Article 154, item 1 of the Constitution, |
240 | 00:19:24,625 | 00:19:28,125 | the President has appointed a new Prime Minister. | the President has appointed a new Prime Minister. |
241 | 00:19:43,875 | 00:19:47,375 | - Sweetheart! Sweetheart! - Stop! | - Sweetheart! Sweetheart! - Stop! |
242 | 00:19:49,750 | 00:19:52,958 | - Honey, what are you doing here? - Where's that Chairman, I'm gonna tell him... | - Honey, what are you doing here? - Where's that Chairman, I'm gonna tell him... |
243 | 00:19:53,125 | 00:19:56,291 | - Calm down! - No way! Nobody hurts my wife. | - Calm down! - No way! Nobody hurts my wife. |
244 | 00:19:56,375 | 00:19:58,666 | And you're a prick, not a Chairman! That's what I'm gonna tell him. | And you're a prick, not a Chairman! That's what I'm gonna tell him. |
245 | 00:19:58,750 | 00:20:01,666 | No, no, no! Calm down. Go! | No, no, no! Calm down. Go! |
246 | 00:20:25,208 | 00:20:27,958 | Tadzio, are you back? | Tadzio, are you back? |
247 | 00:20:31,500 | 00:20:33,375 | Is that you? | Is that you? |
248 | 00:20:35,000 | 00:20:39,125 | Get out! Now! | Get out! Now! |
249 | 00:21:07,416 | 00:21:09,291 | Sit down. | Sit down. |
250 | 00:21:38,750 | 00:21:42,041 | Blue-Eyed Boy | Blue-Eyed Boy |
251 | 00:21:42,833 | 00:21:48,083 | I would like to thank the parliamentary club of our party | I would like to thank the parliamentary club of our party |
252 | 00:21:48,166 | 00:21:50,958 | for two years of collaboration. | for two years of collaboration. |
253 | 00:21:51,041 | 00:21:54,083 | Father Director, are they going to cut off our funds now? | Father Director, are they going to cut off our funds now? |
254 | 00:21:55,125 | 00:21:56,250 | Sure. | Sure. |
255 | 00:21:57,083 | 00:21:59,625 | So what are we going to do now? | So what are we going to do now? |
256 | 00:21:59,708 | 00:22:02,333 | We'll make friends with the new Prime Minister. | We'll make friends with the new Prime Minister. |
257 | 00:22:02,458 | 00:22:08,125 | - Should I arrange a meeting in Warsaw? - No, he's going to come here himself. | - Should I arrange a meeting in Warsaw? - No, he's going to come here himself. |
258 | 00:22:08,875 | 00:22:14,583 | All we have to do is send him an invitation on TV. | All we have to do is send him an invitation on TV. |
259 | 00:22:14,666 | 00:22:16,291 | - Is it ready? - Sure. | - Is it ready? - Sure. |
260 | 00:22:16,375 | 00:22:20,583 | Then broadcast it. Hallelujah - and let's go! | Then broadcast it. Hallelujah - and let's go! |
261 | 00:22:22,333 | 00:22:26,125 | Ladies and gentlemen, the SKOK Wołomin affair is a bigger scandal than Amber Gold. | Ladies and gentlemen, the SKOK Wołomin affair is a bigger scandal than Amber Gold. |
262 | 00:22:26,208 | 00:22:29,041 | In fact, it was used for financing the government. | In fact, it was used for financing the government. |
263 | 00:22:29,333 | 00:22:32,916 | Enormous loans made up from hard-earned money of poor Poles | Enormous loans made up from hard-earned money of poor Poles |
264 | 00:22:33,000 | 00:22:35,833 | were handed over by the head of the SKOK in a car. | were handed over by the head of the SKOK in a car. |
265 | 00:22:35,916 | 00:22:40,333 | In turn, she was given bribes for the loans by those who took them out. | In turn, she was given bribes for the loans by those who took them out. |
266 | 00:22:55,083 | 00:22:58,416 | To what do I owe this unexpected visit? | To what do I owe this unexpected visit? |
267 | 00:22:58,500 | 00:23:03,333 | It's such an honour, the Prime Minister of the country comes to my humble home. | It's such an honour, the Prime Minister of the country comes to my humble home. |
268 | 00:23:04,125 | 00:23:06,083 | Get to the point. | Get to the point. |
269 | 00:23:07,083 | 00:23:11,625 | I've got financial statements from six ministries here | I've got financial statements from six ministries here |
270 | 00:23:12,708 | 00:23:17,958 | which will subsidise your businesses, Father Director. | which will subsidise your businesses, Father Director. |
271 | 00:23:19,208 | 00:23:21,708 | Why such generosity? | Why such generosity? |
272 | 00:23:22,166 | 00:23:25,958 | And what am I supposed to do with that money? | And what am I supposed to do with that money? |
273 | 00:23:26,416 | 00:23:30,500 | Some sort of training, for example. For ten million, maybe more. | Some sort of training, for example. For ten million, maybe more. |
274 | 00:23:30,833 | 00:23:34,166 | - And who am I supposed to train? - Judges. | - And who am I supposed to train? - Judges. |
275 | 00:23:34,250 | 00:23:37,625 | And you don't even mind that my school doesn't even offer a law degree? | And you don't even mind that my school doesn't even offer a law degree? |
276 | 00:23:37,708 | 00:23:39,791 | It doesn't matter. | It doesn't matter. |
277 | 00:23:40,541 | 00:23:43,750 | Education doesn't matter to you, it matters to me. | Education doesn't matter to you, it matters to me. |
278 | 00:23:44,500 | 00:23:48,125 | I want to keep investing in the people I've taught. | I want to keep investing in the people I've taught. |
279 | 00:23:48,208 | 00:23:53,375 | I've educated a lot of great graduates at my school. Give them jobs. | I've educated a lot of great graduates at my school. Give them jobs. |
280 | 00:23:55,291 | 00:23:56,416 | Where? | Where? |
281 | 00:23:56,500 | 00:24:02,000 | In ministries. Uniformed services. State-owned companies. | In ministries. Uniformed services. State-owned companies. |
282 | 00:24:04,166 | 00:24:06,583 | How many are we supposed to hire? | How many are we supposed to hire? |
283 | 00:24:06,750 | 00:24:08,500 | All of them. | All of them. |
284 | 00:24:11,208 | 00:24:19,708 | Our radio, our TV, our school were all created to spread the truth. | Our radio, our TV, our school were all created to spread the truth. |
285 | 00:24:21,458 | 00:24:29,166 | God bless you all - from now on, you are going to carry that truth out there. | God bless you all - from now on, you are going to carry that truth out there. |
286 | 00:24:29,583 | 00:24:36,625 | Each of you will get a job in a different area of the state. And you will bring the truth there. | Each of you will get a job in a different area of the state. And you will bring the truth there. |
287 | 00:24:38,250 | 00:24:45,791 | You will save the world. You will save Poland. Hallelujah - and let's go! | You will save the world. You will save Poland. Hallelujah - and let's go! |
288 | 00:24:49,583 | 00:24:53,333 | As new graduates of the school of truth - although I haven't graduated yet - | As new graduates of the school of truth - although I haven't graduated yet - |
289 | 00:24:53,416 | 00:24:57,500 | Basia and I send our regards, Particularly to Father Director. | Basia and I send our regards, Particularly to Father Director. |
290 | 00:25:00,041 | 00:25:02,583 | I wonder what kind of job Father Director is going to get me? | I wonder what kind of job Father Director is going to get me? |
291 | 00:25:02,666 | 00:25:05,958 | - Huh... - Hide it! | - Huh... - Hide it! |
292 | 00:25:07,500 | 00:25:12,333 | What are you scared of? You already have a diploma, they can't sack you anymore. | What are you scared of? You already have a diploma, they can't sack you anymore. |
293 | 00:25:12,416 | 00:25:15,583 | But I want to work here. In Catholic TV. | But I want to work here. In Catholic TV. |
294 | 00:25:15,666 | 00:25:19,875 | But wine isn't bad. Even Jesus Christ drank wine. | But wine isn't bad. Even Jesus Christ drank wine. |
295 | 00:25:20,583 | 00:25:24,333 | He even made it, like in Cana. | He even made it, like in Cana. |
296 | 00:25:26,625 | 00:25:34,000 | Come on, let's have a drink. To your diploma and our wedding. | Come on, let's have a drink. To your diploma and our wedding. |
297 | 00:25:36,166 | 00:25:41,458 | And after the wedding, we're going to do more than just kissing the neck... | And after the wedding, we're going to do more than just kissing the neck... |
298 | 00:25:42,916 | 00:25:46,791 | ...and cheek, right? Right, give me a kiss for courage. | ...and cheek, right? Right, give me a kiss for courage. |
299 | 00:25:48,208 | 00:25:50,500 | For encouragement. | For encouragement. |
300 | 00:25:55,416 | 00:25:57,500 | I told you. | I told you. |
301 | 00:25:59,416 | 00:26:02,166 | It didn't say anywhere that you're not allowed to drink here. | It didn't say anywhere that you're not allowed to drink here. |
302 | 00:26:02,250 | 00:26:03,250 | It's a call for you. | It's a call for you. |
303 | 00:26:03,416 | 00:26:05,166 | - For me? - Yes, for you. | - For me? - Yes, for you. |
304 | 00:26:09,250 | 00:26:12,750 | Hello? Is it really you? | Hello? Is it really you? |
305 | 00:26:12,833 | 00:26:15,125 | - Can't you just turn on the sirens? It would be faster. - No, we can't. | - Can't you just turn on the sirens? It would be faster. - No, we can't. |
306 | 00:26:15,208 | 00:26:18,166 | - And the gun? What's that? - A Glock 17. | - And the gun? What's that? - A Glock 17. |
307 | 00:26:18,250 | 00:26:20,166 | - Can I take a look? - No. | - Can I take a look? - No. |
308 | 00:26:20,250 | 00:26:23,625 | - Three stars - that's a captain? - Lieutenant. I don't think you ever served. | - Three stars - that's a captain? - Lieutenant. I don't think you ever served. |
309 | 00:26:23,708 | 00:26:25,791 | Oh, but I've been watching a lot... | Oh, but I've been watching a lot... |
310 | 00:26:25,875 | 00:26:30,250 | Saving Private Ryan, Enemy at the Gates, or that one with Gibson... | Saving Private Ryan, Enemy at the Gates, or that one with Gibson... |
311 | 00:26:30,333 | 00:26:32,958 | Oh, do you know this one? Winnie the Pooh walks into the butcher shop | Oh, do you know this one? Winnie the Pooh walks into the butcher shop |
312 | 00:26:33,041 | 00:26:36,041 | with an assault rifle, starts shooting at the staff and screams | with an assault rifle, starts shooting at the staff and screams |
313 | 00:26:36,333 | 00:26:38,625 | "That's for Piglet, motherfuckers!" | "That's for Piglet, motherfuckers!" |
314 | 00:26:44,958 | 00:26:48,041 | The Ministry of National Defence? I was here once. | The Ministry of National Defence? I was here once. |
315 | 00:26:48,125 | 00:26:50,333 | The Ministry is somewhere else, the boss is here. | The Ministry is somewhere else, the boss is here. |
316 | 00:27:13,166 | 00:27:15,000 | You got here quick. | You got here quick. |
317 | 00:27:15,083 | 00:27:17,541 | I wanted to get here even quicker. With sirens. | I wanted to get here even quicker. With sirens. |
318 | 00:27:17,625 | 00:27:20,583 | - They didn't turn them on for you? - There was no order. | - They didn't turn them on for you? - There was no order. |
319 | 00:27:20,666 | 00:27:23,916 | - From now on, he's in charge. - A civilian cannot... | - From now on, he's in charge. - A civilian cannot... |
320 | 00:27:24,500 | 00:27:30,416 | I decide who's a civilian. Am I making myself clear? | I decide who's a civilian. Am I making myself clear? |
321 | 00:27:30,708 | 00:27:33,458 | - Yes, sir. - Glad that's out of the way now. | - Yes, sir. - Glad that's out of the way now. |
322 | 00:27:36,083 | 00:27:39,916 | And now the other thing. You're getting your first mission. | And now the other thing. You're getting your first mission. |
323 | 00:27:40,000 | 00:27:42,750 | You will go to the NATO Counter-Intelligence Centre. | You will go to the NATO Counter-Intelligence Centre. |
324 | 00:27:44,000 | 00:27:49,708 | You'll secure the documents, fire the staff and find evidence of their guilt. | You'll secure the documents, fire the staff and find evidence of their guilt. |
325 | 00:27:50,166 | 00:27:51,875 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
326 | 00:27:52,000 | 00:27:59,250 | - We'll see if you have the balls. This will be your baptism of fire, all right? | - We'll see if you have the balls. This will be your baptism of fire, all right? |
327 | 00:28:01,500 | 00:28:04,791 | - Yes, sir. - Well, good night, then. | - Yes, sir. - Well, good night, then. |
328 | 00:28:07,666 | 00:28:11,583 | Follow me, lieutenant. Hey, I'm not mixing up the stars anymore. | Follow me, lieutenant. Hey, I'm not mixing up the stars anymore. |
329 | 00:28:11,666 | 00:28:12,708 | No. | No. |
330 | 00:28:12,791 | 00:28:15,041 | Fuck, I'm a fast learner. | Fuck, I'm a fast learner. |
331 | 00:28:27,625 | 00:28:29,208 | Fuck it up! | Fuck it up! |
332 | 00:28:33,125 | 00:28:34,666 | - Gentlemen, what are you doing? - Hands up! | - Gentlemen, what are you doing? - Hands up! |
333 | 00:28:34,750 | 00:28:37,458 | - But you're attacking NATO. - Do you think I give a damn? | - But you're attacking NATO. - Do you think I give a damn? |
334 | 00:28:39,958 | 00:28:42,041 | Come the fuck on! | Come the fuck on! |
335 | 00:28:43,041 | 00:28:45,125 | - Drop it, or... - Or what? | - Drop it, or... - Or what? |
336 | 00:28:47,875 | 00:28:50,166 | - What is this? - Transfer to the reserves. | - What is this? - Transfer to the reserves. |
337 | 00:28:51,041 | 00:28:52,958 | I'll go to the head office. You go to the other ones. | I'll go to the head office. You go to the other ones. |
338 | 00:28:53,041 | 00:28:53,833 | It's locked. | It's locked. |
339 | 00:28:53,916 | 00:28:57,166 | - Well, then bust it open. - But these are sealed... | - Well, then bust it open. - But these are sealed... |
340 | 00:28:57,333 | 00:29:00,000 | What the fuck am I supposed to do, call a vet? Just rip them off, fuck. | What the fuck am I supposed to do, call a vet? Just rip them off, fuck. |
341 | 00:29:00,416 | 00:29:04,625 | - Security clearance... - Fuck clearance. I'm the clearance here. | - Security clearance... - Fuck clearance. I'm the clearance here. |
342 | 00:29:05,708 | 00:29:08,208 | According to a decision of the Minister for National Defence, | According to a decision of the Minister for National Defence, |
343 | 00:29:08,291 | 00:29:10,750 | I was appointed the new plenipotentiary of the minister. | I was appointed the new plenipotentiary of the minister. |
344 | 00:29:11,000 | 00:29:12,666 | The minister's right hand? | The minister's right hand? |
345 | 00:29:13,416 | 00:29:16,250 | An armed force, so to speak, in military parlance. | An armed force, so to speak, in military parlance. |
346 | 00:29:16,458 | 00:29:19,291 | But what was the point of the action at this hour? What's with the sudden change? | But what was the point of the action at this hour? What's with the sudden change? |
347 | 00:29:19,375 | 00:29:23,000 | A good change, if you will. Do you know what was inside? | A good change, if you will. Do you know what was inside? |
348 | 00:29:23,500 | 00:29:30,583 | Unsecured safes. Documents - from classified and confidential, up to secret | Unsecured safes. Documents - from classified and confidential, up to secret |
349 | 00:29:30,666 | 00:29:32,250 | and top secret ones. | and top secret ones. |
350 | 00:29:32,458 | 00:29:36,000 | And the worst thing was found in the director's office. | And the worst thing was found in the director's office. |
351 | 00:29:36,833 | 00:29:40,458 | The Polish emblem was half covered. | The Polish emblem was half covered. |
352 | 00:29:41,416 | 00:29:44,666 | Hidden behind the blinds. The Polish eagle! | Hidden behind the blinds. The Polish eagle! |
353 | 00:29:45,208 | 00:29:47,791 | But the coat of arms of the Federal Security Service | But the coat of arms of the Federal Security Service |
354 | 00:29:47,875 | 00:29:50,291 | of the Russian Federation was right in the centre. | of the Russian Federation was right in the centre. |
355 | 00:29:50,375 | 00:29:52,458 | Wouldn't you say it's a sign of something? | Wouldn't you say it's a sign of something? |
356 | 00:29:52,541 | 00:29:54,625 | The military prosecutor's office is investigating | The military prosecutor's office is investigating |
357 | 00:29:54,708 | 00:29:57,208 | illegal cooperation with the FSB. | illegal cooperation with the FSB. |
358 | 00:29:58,166 | 00:30:00,041 | Shouldn't we listen to the rest? | Shouldn't we listen to the rest? |
359 | 00:30:00,125 | 00:30:04,541 | What's the point? I wrote it. Great job there. | What's the point? I wrote it. Great job there. |
360 | 00:30:05,541 | 00:30:09,541 | And the seals - like a Gordian knot. | And the seals - like a Gordian knot. |
361 | 00:30:09,958 | 00:30:11,500 | Gor... what? | Gor... what? |
362 | 00:30:12,333 | 00:30:15,708 | A knot that no one was able to untie | A knot that no one was able to untie |
363 | 00:30:15,791 | 00:30:19,250 | until Alexander the Great | until Alexander the Great |
364 | 00:30:19,333 | 00:30:26,041 | came along and cut it with his sword without thinking much about it. Slash! | came along and cut it with his sword without thinking much about it. Slash! |
365 | 00:30:30,791 | 00:30:33,458 | - What are you writing in there? - Words of wisdom. | - What are you writing in there? - Words of wisdom. |
366 | 00:30:34,458 | 00:30:38,875 | I've been writing down your words for quite a while now. Then I learn from them. | I've been writing down your words for quite a while now. Then I learn from them. |
367 | 00:30:38,958 | 00:30:41,041 | I enrich myself. | I enrich myself. |
368 | 00:30:41,375 | 00:30:47,958 | If so, then underline the moral: "without thinking much". | If so, then underline the moral: "without thinking much". |
369 | 00:30:49,666 | 00:30:51,916 | Right. What was the most important thing there? | Right. What was the most important thing there? |
370 | 00:30:52,000 | 00:30:54,458 | Sword? No. | Sword? No. |
371 | 00:30:55,583 | 00:31:02,791 | Head! When somebody thinks too much, he's a shitty soldier. | Head! When somebody thinks too much, he's a shitty soldier. |
372 | 00:31:04,291 | 00:31:06,750 | "Shitty" has a double "t" in it. | "Shitty" has a double "t" in it. |
373 | 00:31:07,541 | 00:31:14,958 | All right. I'm going to go now. I'll be in my office. | All right. I'm going to go now. I'll be in my office. |
374 | 00:31:16,500 | 00:31:22,375 | - Wait, this isn't your office? - It's your office. | - Wait, this isn't your office? - It's your office. |
375 | 00:31:26,125 | 00:31:27,833 | Fuck me sideways. | Fuck me sideways. |
376 | 00:31:34,250 | 00:31:37,250 | - Good morning, minister! - The minister has left. | - Good morning, minister! - The minister has left. |
377 | 00:31:37,333 | 00:31:39,083 | - I'm talking about you. - Me? | - I'm talking about you. - Me? |
378 | 00:31:39,166 | 00:31:42,333 | You're the head of the Ministry's political cabinet. How am I supposed to address you? | You're the head of the Ministry's political cabinet. How am I supposed to address you? |
379 | 00:31:42,416 | 00:31:46,791 | Well, shit, of course, I can be a minister. | Well, shit, of course, I can be a minister. |
380 | 00:31:46,875 | 00:31:51,083 | My name is Grażyna and I'm your secretary. Here's your schedule for the day. | My name is Grażyna and I'm your secretary. Here's your schedule for the day. |
381 | 00:31:51,500 | 00:31:53,958 | Would you like me to get you something to drink? | Would you like me to get you something to drink? |
382 | 00:31:54,041 | 00:31:56,541 | Get me a hamburger. With large fries. | Get me a hamburger. With large fries. |
383 | 00:31:57,125 | 00:31:59,208 | I'll send the driver right away. | I'll send the driver right away. |
384 | 00:31:59,583 | 00:32:02,500 | - I'm visiting a military base? - At four. | - I'm visiting a military base? - At four. |
385 | 00:32:02,583 | 00:32:06,416 | Fuck, not much time. Screw it, I'll eat it on the way. | Fuck, not much time. Screw it, I'll eat it on the way. |
386 | 00:32:10,625 | 00:32:14,666 | What the fuck? No respect... I'm hungry. We should be driving a tank. | What the fuck? No respect... I'm hungry. We should be driving a tank. |
387 | 00:32:14,750 | 00:32:18,416 | All right, turn on the sirens. And get our fucking asses on the median. | All right, turn on the sirens. And get our fucking asses on the median. |
388 | 00:32:32,458 | 00:32:34,500 | Two large sets with a village burger. | Two large sets with a village burger. |
389 | 00:32:34,583 | 00:32:37,125 | - Cash or card? - Requisition. | - Cash or card? - Requisition. |
390 | 00:32:39,083 | 00:32:42,458 | It's fine, it's just a military prank. I'm from the Ministry of Defence, you know? | It's fine, it's just a military prank. I'm from the Ministry of Defence, you know? |
391 | 00:32:42,541 | 00:32:44,666 | National Defence. | National Defence. |
392 | 00:32:51,416 | 00:32:53,500 | Fuck me, civilians... | Fuck me, civilians... |
393 | 00:33:05,916 | 00:33:09,875 | What the fuck, cold fries? You wouldn't get far at my ministry. | What the fuck, cold fries? You wouldn't get far at my ministry. |
394 | 00:33:09,958 | 00:33:11,125 | How come? | How come? |
395 | 00:33:11,208 | 00:33:15,333 | Well, you should've studied! I've been studying for eight years! Fuck! | Well, you should've studied! I've been studying for eight years! Fuck! |
396 | 00:33:39,500 | 00:33:42,583 | - Hello, soldiers! - Hello, Minister, sir! | - Hello, soldiers! - Hello, Minister, sir! |
397 | 00:33:42,958 | 00:33:44,375 | Fucking. Awesome. | Fucking. Awesome. |
398 | 00:33:44,875 | 00:33:48,458 | Regarding awards for soldiers, I would like to award: | Regarding awards for soldiers, I would like to award: |
399 | 00:33:48,541 | 00:33:55,500 | Sergeant Kurkiewicz, Sergeant Majewski, Corporal Dąbek. | Sergeant Kurkiewicz, Sergeant Majewski, Corporal Dąbek. |
400 | 00:33:55,916 | 00:33:59,708 | Sergeant Kurkiewicz, where are you from, soldier? | Sergeant Kurkiewicz, where are you from, soldier? |
401 | 00:33:59,791 | 00:34:01,000 | Bochotnica. | Bochotnica. |
402 | 00:34:01,541 | 00:34:03,833 | - Fuck me, where? - Bochotnica. | - Fuck me, where? - Bochotnica. |
403 | 00:34:04,208 | 00:34:07,208 | Here, take this, bring it to your village. They'll be proud. | Here, take this, bring it to your village. They'll be proud. |
404 | 00:34:07,291 | 00:34:09,250 | For the homeland! | For the homeland! |
405 | 00:34:16,541 | 00:34:19,750 | Dąbek. Very good. | Dąbek. Very good. |
406 | 00:34:21,375 | 00:34:22,875 | You need to be strong. | You need to be strong. |
407 | 00:34:23,750 | 00:34:25,458 | Like an oak tree. | Like an oak tree. |
408 | 00:34:26,583 | 00:34:28,291 | Bartek the Oak. | Bartek the Oak. |
409 | 00:34:30,916 | 00:34:35,208 | - Here you go, you can be proud. - For the homeland! | - Here you go, you can be proud. - For the homeland! |
410 | 00:34:36,125 | 00:34:41,083 | - Okay, once again. Congratulations! - For the homeland! | - Okay, once again. Congratulations! - For the homeland! |
411 | 00:34:42,750 | 00:34:44,583 | For the homeland. | For the homeland. |
412 | 00:34:47,875 | 00:34:54,208 | Why the fuck aren't you saluting me? I'll fucking remember you. | Why the fuck aren't you saluting me? I'll fucking remember you. |
413 | 00:34:56,250 | 00:35:01,958 | So, a Fiat 126 meets a tank and the tank laughs: "Hey, Fiat! You have a motor in your ass!" | So, a Fiat 126 meets a tank and the tank laughs: "Hey, Fiat! You have a motor in your ass!" |
414 | 00:35:02,416 | 00:35:05,208 | "I'd rather have a motor in my ass than a dick on my forehead!" | "I'd rather have a motor in my ass than a dick on my forehead!" |
415 | 00:35:07,833 | 00:35:12,625 | - Dick, not "tick". - Have you ever driven a tank, sir? | - Dick, not "tick". - Have you ever driven a tank, sir? |
416 | 00:35:12,708 | 00:35:17,291 | Fuck, I had a tank once. I glued the model myself, my sister fucked it up. | Fuck, I had a tank once. I glued the model myself, my sister fucked it up. |
417 | 00:35:17,875 | 00:35:20,750 | Maybe you'd like to try? We have a tank battalion here. | Maybe you'd like to try? We have a tank battalion here. |
418 | 00:35:20,833 | 00:35:22,208 | Fucking awesome. | Fucking awesome. |
419 | 00:35:22,291 | 00:35:25,750 | Follow me to the training grounds. You just can't fire, there's no money for that. | Follow me to the training grounds. You just can't fire, there's no money for that. |
420 | 00:35:25,833 | 00:35:29,041 | What the fuck do you mean, no money? There's got to be money for that! | What the fuck do you mean, no money? There's got to be money for that! |
421 | 00:35:29,125 | 00:35:33,791 | - It's the ministry's decision. - I'm the ministry here. And I made a decision. | - It's the ministry's decision. - I'm the ministry here. And I made a decision. |
422 | 00:35:33,875 | 00:35:37,333 | - I'll send you the papers. - Sure, you got it. Let's have some fun! | - I'll send you the papers. - Sure, you got it. Let's have some fun! |
423 | 00:35:40,041 | 00:35:43,750 | What is this, a wake? You don't know anything happier? | What is this, a wake? You don't know anything happier? |
424 | 00:35:44,333 | 00:35:49,375 | I love it when she's here... Something for the people! | I love it when she's here... Something for the people! |
425 | 00:36:06,083 | 00:36:10,041 | Let's have fun, come on! On my command! Let's have fun! | Let's have fun, come on! On my command! Let's have fun! |
426 | 00:36:29,583 | 00:36:31,833 | How the fuck am I gonna put this on my fuckin' head? | How the fuck am I gonna put this on my fuckin' head? |
427 | 00:36:32,250 | 00:36:36,125 | - It's a commemorative medal. - All right. | - It's a commemorative medal. - All right. |
428 | 00:36:38,125 | 00:36:45,791 | - Gentlemen, for the homeland! - For the homeland, minister, sir! | - Gentlemen, for the homeland! - For the homeland, minister, sir! |
429 | 00:36:46,166 | 00:36:48,208 | Now that's fucking respect! | Now that's fucking respect! |
430 | 00:36:48,291 | 00:36:52,458 | No, Basia, I'm telling you, it's very difficult service. | No, Basia, I'm telling you, it's very difficult service. |
431 | 00:36:52,541 | 00:36:56,416 | It's like a war, but that's nothing, Basia, we'll make it work. | It's like a war, but that's nothing, Basia, we'll make it work. |
432 | 00:37:00,041 | 00:37:08,041 | Don't cry, sweetie, I love you very much. Gotta go. The homeland needs me. Bye! | Don't cry, sweetie, I love you very much. Gotta go. The homeland needs me. Bye! |
433 | 00:37:18,791 | 00:37:21,750 | Wait a second. Okay, sweetheart, fuck off. | Wait a second. Okay, sweetheart, fuck off. |
434 | 00:37:25,208 | 00:37:27,375 | Here you go. | Here you go. |
435 | 00:37:30,375 | 00:37:32,291 | For the hangover. | For the hangover. |
436 | 00:37:34,583 | 00:37:36,958 | I'd rather have a beer. Get my driver to bring me one. | I'd rather have a beer. Get my driver to bring me one. |
437 | 00:37:37,041 | 00:37:39,958 | It'd be better if you don't smell like beer. The minister would like to see you. | It'd be better if you don't smell like beer. The minister would like to see you. |
438 | 00:37:40,041 | 00:37:41,250 | - When? - Now. | - When? - Now. |
439 | 00:37:41,333 | 00:37:42,416 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
440 | 00:37:42,625 | 00:37:44,708 | Turn around, please. | Turn around, please. |
441 | 00:37:49,666 | 00:37:54,666 | - Reporting as ordered! - Sit down and listen. | - Reporting as ordered! - Sit down and listen. |
442 | 00:37:56,166 | 00:37:59,625 | War in Ukraine, a bridge fire in Warsaw, | War in Ukraine, a bridge fire in Warsaw, |
443 | 00:37:59,708 | 00:38:02,166 | a plane in Taiwan | a plane in Taiwan |
444 | 00:38:03,541 | 00:38:06,833 | and that garbage truck in our backyard. | and that garbage truck in our backyard. |
445 | 00:38:06,916 | 00:38:10,208 | Do you think it's a coincidence? I don't think so. | Do you think it's a coincidence? I don't think so. |
446 | 00:38:19,416 | 00:38:23,208 | Fuck, I feel horrible. | Fuck, I feel horrible. |
447 | 00:38:24,916 | 00:38:27,500 | - We need to go. - Where? | - We need to go. - Where? |
448 | 00:39:00,458 | 00:39:02,333 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
449 | 00:39:14,875 | 00:39:18,958 | - What do you say to that? - I deny it. Categorically. It's a manipulation. | - What do you say to that? - I deny it. Categorically. It's a manipulation. |
450 | 00:39:19,041 | 00:39:21,125 | A provocation. I don't even know if I was there at all. | A provocation. I don't even know if I was there at all. |
451 | 00:39:21,541 | 00:39:26,666 | You were. And that's the spirit. Don't make excuses for anything. | You were. And that's the spirit. Don't make excuses for anything. |
452 | 00:39:26,750 | 00:39:30,750 | Never show any weakness. Do you understand? You're strong. They're weak. | Never show any weakness. Do you understand? You're strong. They're weak. |
453 | 00:39:30,958 | 00:39:33,541 | Strong. Weak. | Strong. Weak. |
454 | 00:39:33,791 | 00:39:36,583 | Dogs that bark never bite. | Dogs that bark never bite. |
455 | 00:39:36,666 | 00:39:40,166 | - Are you going to write this down? - Of course. | - Are you going to write this down? - Of course. |
456 | 00:39:44,166 | 00:39:49,916 | And remember, agents and snitches can be literally anywhere. | And remember, agents and snitches can be literally anywhere. |
457 | 00:39:50,000 | 00:39:55,500 | - Even in our Polish Army. - I think I already know that. | - Even in our Polish Army. - I think I already know that. |
458 | 00:39:57,666 | 00:40:01,250 | - What do you know? - Who snitched on me. | - What do you know? - Who snitched on me. |
459 | 00:40:03,083 | 00:40:08,333 | There was this corporal, what was his name? | There was this corporal, what was his name? |
460 | 00:40:09,208 | 00:40:11,083 | Dąbek. | Dąbek. |
461 | 00:40:22,750 | 00:40:27,458 | - Hello, soldiers! - Hello, Minister, sir! | - Hello, soldiers! - Hello, Minister, sir! |
462 | 00:40:31,083 | 00:40:36,083 | Is the head of the ministry's cabinet protected by Military Police? | Is the head of the ministry's cabinet protected by Military Police? |
463 | 00:40:36,166 | 00:40:40,625 | If that's the case, how much does this cost? | If that's the case, how much does this cost? |
464 | 00:40:47,458 | 00:40:52,916 | Is it true that a special commemorative coin was made for him with his name? | Is it true that a special commemorative coin was made for him with his name? |
465 | 00:40:53,666 | 00:40:55,666 | What did he do to deserve it? | What did he do to deserve it? |
466 | 00:40:55,750 | 00:40:57,083 | I have my own coin. | I have my own coin. |
467 | 00:40:58,375 | 00:41:00,125 | Do you know how much this is gonna be worth one day? | Do you know how much this is gonna be worth one day? |
468 | 00:41:00,208 | 00:41:01,708 | And the state paid for it! | And the state paid for it! |
469 | 00:41:01,791 | 00:41:05,791 | Back in the day, Rome had an emperor who made his horse a senator. | Back in the day, Rome had an emperor who made his horse a senator. |
470 | 00:41:05,875 | 00:41:08,833 | Now it turns out that the minister wants to make his blue-eyed boy | Now it turns out that the minister wants to make his blue-eyed boy |
471 | 00:41:08,916 | 00:41:10,750 | the foundation of Polish defence. | the foundation of Polish defence. |
472 | 00:41:13,416 | 00:41:19,000 | All right. Fuck, wait. Look. Attention! Aaaaaaaaah... | All right. Fuck, wait. Look. Attention! Aaaaaaaaah... |
473 | 00:41:24,875 | 00:41:27,000 | Fuck, it's broken! | Fuck, it's broken! |
474 | 00:41:27,541 | 00:41:31,041 | How could you leave the Polish Army in the hands of such a person? | How could you leave the Polish Army in the hands of such a person? |
475 | 00:41:31,125 | 00:41:33,208 | You gave a knife to an ape! | You gave a knife to an ape! |
476 | 00:41:36,875 | 00:41:38,958 | Get in. | Get in. |
477 | 00:41:39,666 | 00:41:41,416 | I'm here, Minister! | I'm here, Minister! |
478 | 00:41:41,500 | 00:41:44,041 | Okay, now organise meetings with all the businessmen | Okay, now organise meetings with all the businessmen |
479 | 00:41:44,125 | 00:41:46,208 | who do business with the Polish military sector. | who do business with the Polish military sector. |
480 | 00:41:46,291 | 00:41:48,541 | - That's it? - And make it quick. | - That's it? - And make it quick. |
481 | 00:41:51,916 | 00:41:53,958 | I protest against calling | I protest against calling |
482 | 00:41:54,041 | 00:41:56,083 | the head of the political cabinet of the Ministry of National Defence | the head of the political cabinet of the Ministry of National Defence |
483 | 00:41:56,166 | 00:41:57,333 | an "ape with a knife". | an "ape with a knife". |
484 | 00:41:57,458 | 00:41:59,750 | He's an ape in a spaceship. | He's an ape in a spaceship. |
485 | 00:41:59,833 | 00:42:02,958 | Gentlemen, the situation is simple. | Gentlemen, the situation is simple. |
486 | 00:42:03,708 | 00:42:07,458 | From now on, if anybody wants to make a deal with the Polish military sector | From now on, if anybody wants to make a deal with the Polish military sector |
487 | 00:42:07,541 | 00:42:10,375 | has to pay me 100 thousand for a meeting. | has to pay me 100 thousand for a meeting. |
488 | 00:42:10,458 | 00:42:14,875 | In cash. Anyway, it's cheaper than if you had to pay a bribe, is it not? | In cash. Anyway, it's cheaper than if you had to pay a bribe, is it not? |
489 | 00:42:15,250 | 00:42:17,333 | - Here you go. - Hello. | - Here you go. - Hello. |
490 | 00:42:18,375 | 00:42:21,541 | So, we're done with courtesy. Hand over the fucking money. | So, we're done with courtesy. Hand over the fucking money. |
491 | 00:42:26,583 | 00:42:30,833 | - How can I help you, boy? - I wanted to go to the arms fair in Kielce. | - How can I help you, boy? - I wanted to go to the arms fair in Kielce. |
492 | 00:42:30,916 | 00:42:34,333 | That's gonna cost you 400 grand, son. | That's gonna cost you 400 grand, son. |
493 | 00:42:35,041 | 00:42:38,750 | You're paying me 700 for that deal. You need to sign a contract with my event company | You're paying me 700 for that deal. You need to sign a contract with my event company |
494 | 00:42:38,833 | 00:42:41,541 | and commission some services that you'll pull out of your ass, do you understand? | and commission some services that you'll pull out of your ass, do you understand? |
495 | 00:42:41,625 | 00:42:45,708 | You want a contract, you need to give my company an order for a million. | You want a contract, you need to give my company an order for a million. |
496 | 00:42:45,916 | 00:42:48,833 | Don't you wonder about his recent visit to Białystok? | Don't you wonder about his recent visit to Białystok? |
497 | 00:42:48,916 | 00:42:52,708 | Where he supposedly went to a night club in a government limo. | Where he supposedly went to a night club in a government limo. |
498 | 00:42:52,791 | 00:42:56,958 | People say he offered jobs in the Territorial Defence Army to people who were there. | People say he offered jobs in the Territorial Defence Army to people who were there. |
499 | 00:42:58,833 | 00:43:01,250 | Dude, there's no Chanel store in Poland | Dude, there's no Chanel store in Poland |
500 | 00:43:01,333 | 00:43:03,750 | and all the girls are really crazy about these purses. | and all the girls are really crazy about these purses. |
501 | 00:43:03,833 | 00:43:07,541 | Same thing with Tiffany's. I got an awesome multi-currency card at cinkciarz.pl. | Same thing with Tiffany's. I got an awesome multi-currency card at cinkciarz.pl. |
502 | 00:43:07,625 | 00:43:11,166 | I hooked it up to my currency wallet and I buy stuff from all over the world! | I hooked it up to my currency wallet and I buy stuff from all over the world! |
503 | 00:43:29,541 | 00:43:31,625 | Hey! | Hey! |
504 | 00:43:52,208 | 00:43:56,833 | God bless. It has been a week since my last confession. | God bless. It has been a week since my last confession. |
505 | 00:43:57,833 | 00:44:05,041 | I did my penance. Since then, I insulted God with the following sins. | I did my penance. Since then, I insulted God with the following sins. |
506 | 00:44:07,541 | 00:44:11,416 | - I said some bad words... - And? | - I said some bad words... - And? |
507 | 00:44:13,375 | 00:44:17,666 | - I swear often. - And? | - I swear often. - And? |
508 | 00:44:20,041 | 00:44:25,333 | - I'm trying to fight it, but it's stronger than me. - And? | - I'm trying to fight it, but it's stronger than me. - And? |
509 | 00:44:29,750 | 00:44:32,166 | I took cocaine and I had sex with women | I took cocaine and I had sex with women |
510 | 00:44:32,250 | 00:44:34,666 | in exchange for gifts and money over a dozen times. | in exchange for gifts and money over a dozen times. |
511 | 00:44:34,833 | 00:44:36,958 | I've also been stealing. | I've also been stealing. |
512 | 00:44:39,916 | 00:44:42,625 | I don't remember any more sins, but I regret all of them | I don't remember any more sins, but I regret all of them |
513 | 00:44:42,708 | 00:44:46,166 | and I ask God for penance and absolution. | and I ask God for penance and absolution. |
514 | 00:44:47,291 | 00:44:49,833 | Constitution! Constitution! | Constitution! Constitution! |
515 | 00:44:49,916 | 00:44:54,583 | I know it's painful. But we're not a government of the elite. | I know it's painful. But we're not a government of the elite. |
516 | 00:44:55,416 | 00:44:59,041 | We're a government that first and foremost cares for the issues of Poles. | We're a government that first and foremost cares for the issues of Poles. |
517 | 00:44:59,125 | 00:45:02,041 | - Minister, just a word. - What would you like to know? | - Minister, just a word. - What would you like to know? |
518 | 00:45:02,291 | 00:45:06,208 | - The head of your office? - If this topic interests you, | - The head of your office? - If this topic interests you, |
519 | 00:45:06,291 | 00:45:12,041 | which I never suspected it would, I'm really shocked by it. | which I never suspected it would, I'm really shocked by it. |
520 | 00:45:12,250 | 00:45:17,041 | Do you really want to know about this? That's... surprising. | Do you really want to know about this? That's... surprising. |
521 | 00:45:17,125 | 00:45:21,875 | - Colour me shocked. - Can you comment on that? | - Colour me shocked. - Can you comment on that? |
522 | 00:45:23,833 | 00:45:31,458 | Thanks to his determination, courage and ability to make decisions, | Thanks to his determination, courage and ability to make decisions, |
523 | 00:45:31,541 | 00:45:34,708 | he stopped the criminals. | he stopped the criminals. |
524 | 00:45:35,541 | 00:45:41,666 | He saved the secret documents from being intercepted by foreign services. | He saved the secret documents from being intercepted by foreign services. |
525 | 00:45:42,875 | 00:45:49,458 | He blocked an operation against the Polish Army and national security. | He blocked an operation against the Polish Army and national security. |
526 | 00:45:50,250 | 00:45:55,833 | Do you understand? I would like every officer in the Army | Do you understand? I would like every officer in the Army |
527 | 00:45:55,916 | 00:45:58,583 | to be able to boast such achievements. | to be able to boast such achievements. |
528 | 00:45:58,791 | 00:46:01,916 | This is an image problem. | This is an image problem. |
529 | 00:46:03,833 | 00:46:10,583 | Since he's constantly a hot topic in the media, there's nothing good about it. | Since he's constantly a hot topic in the media, there's nothing good about it. |
530 | 00:46:11,500 | 00:46:16,333 | I believe you'll finally resolve this issue. | I believe you'll finally resolve this issue. |
531 | 00:46:16,875 | 00:46:21,500 | They are jealous. Jealous of his beauty, | They are jealous. Jealous of his beauty, |
532 | 00:46:23,291 | 00:46:28,416 | condition, his body. They are jealous. | condition, his body. They are jealous. |
533 | 00:46:52,083 | 00:46:56,583 | - Is that cocaine? - What? No. No way. I would never... | - Is that cocaine? - What? No. No way. I would never... |
534 | 00:46:56,666 | 00:46:58,083 | I don't do things like that. | I don't do things like that. |
535 | 00:46:58,166 | 00:47:00,541 | How did you even come up with that? | How did you even come up with that? |
536 | 00:47:01,666 | 00:47:03,750 | Can I have some? | Can I have some? |
537 | 00:47:06,166 | 00:47:11,291 | But... Really? Are you serious? | But... Really? Are you serious? |
538 | 00:47:21,041 | 00:47:24,333 | Let's just say... I've had an interesting life. | Let's just say... I've had an interesting life. |
539 | 00:47:39,583 | 00:47:41,666 | And the other one? | And the other one? |
540 | 00:47:56,375 | 00:48:04,333 | I love it when she's here... And dances for me, because she knows... | I love it when she's here... And dances for me, because she knows... |
541 | 00:48:30,916 | 00:48:33,541 | - Let me see your calf. - I have scars. | - Let me see your calf. - I have scars. |
542 | 00:48:33,916 | 00:48:38,416 | Yeah, like a real soldier. | Yeah, like a real soldier. |
543 | 00:48:40,708 | 00:48:48,666 | - Ohhhh... - Flex it! It's a beautiful calf. | - Ohhhh... - Flex it! It's a beautiful calf. |
544 | 00:48:52,708 | 00:48:59,333 | They're jealous of them. Filled with envy. | They're jealous of them. Filled with envy. |
545 | 00:49:23,250 | 00:49:25,416 | Don't you like me? | Don't you like me? |
546 | 00:49:32,500 | 00:49:33,791 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
547 | 00:49:35,375 | 00:49:39,041 | Nothing happened. A soldier's kiss. | Nothing happened. A soldier's kiss. |
548 | 00:49:44,583 | 00:49:46,625 | Minister, your tank. | Minister, your tank. |
549 | 00:49:47,500 | 00:49:50,166 | - You mean, I'm in charge? - Of course. | - You mean, I'm in charge? - Of course. |
550 | 00:49:50,333 | 00:49:54,458 | - Colonel, but a civilian cannot... - Don't argue with me. Just do it. Now. | - Colonel, but a civilian cannot... - Don't argue with me. Just do it. Now. |
551 | 00:49:55,250 | 00:49:58,416 | - Boys, get in the tank! - Come on, come on... | - Boys, get in the tank! - Come on, come on... |
552 | 00:50:08,541 | 00:50:14,333 | The pouring rains destroyed an orchard, | The pouring rains destroyed an orchard, |
553 | 00:50:14,416 | 00:50:19,250 | and we've been fighting this war for many years. | and we've been fighting this war for many years. |
554 | 00:50:19,333 | 00:50:26,000 | We'll return home, make a fire and feed the dog... | We'll return home, make a fire and feed the dog... |
555 | 00:50:27,125 | 00:50:35,666 | We'll be home by night - if only we win this important fight. | We'll be home by night - if only we win this important fight. |
556 | 00:50:38,833 | 00:50:41,666 | - Can we fire the gun? - You're in charge. | - Can we fire the gun? - You're in charge. |
557 | 00:50:41,750 | 00:50:44,250 | Then let's fuck up that bunker over there. | Then let's fuck up that bunker over there. |
558 | 00:50:57,291 | 00:51:00,875 | - Holy fuck! - What's the next target? | - Holy fuck! - What's the next target? |
559 | 00:51:00,958 | 00:51:04,416 | Hallelujah - and let's go! Next stop: Berlin! | Hallelujah - and let's go! Next stop: Berlin! |
560 | 00:51:08,041 | 00:51:10,583 | - What the fuck? - I don't know, maybe a landmine? | - What the fuck? - I don't know, maybe a landmine? |
561 | 00:51:11,125 | 00:51:12,666 | I'm outta here. | I'm outta here. |
562 | 00:51:15,125 | 00:51:17,000 | - Fuck, it won't open! - It's stuck! | - Fuck, it won't open! - It's stuck! |
563 | 00:51:17,083 | 00:51:19,250 | - Well, what the fuck do we do now? - For the homeland! | - Well, what the fuck do we do now? - For the homeland! |
564 | 00:51:19,333 | 00:51:21,166 | Homeland? What the fuck? I don't want to die! | Homeland? What the fuck? I don't want to die! |
565 | 00:51:21,250 | 00:51:23,791 | I'm 27 years old, do you fucking understand? | I'm 27 years old, do you fucking understand? |
566 | 00:51:23,875 | 00:51:27,416 | God, help me! Help me, fuck! | God, help me! Help me, fuck! |
567 | 00:51:29,625 | 00:51:30,958 | Help! | Help! |
568 | 00:51:44,958 | 00:51:48,583 | - He shat himself. - Hello, Minister, sir! | - He shat himself. - Hello, Minister, sir! |
569 | 00:51:50,916 | 00:51:52,625 | What are you doing, gentlemen, what's that for? | What are you doing, gentlemen, what's that for? |
570 | 00:51:52,708 | 00:51:55,291 | - That's for Corporal Dąbek, asshole. You sacked him from the unit. | - That's for Corporal Dąbek, asshole. You sacked him from the unit. |
571 | 00:51:55,375 | 00:51:56,125 | We want him back. | We want him back. |
572 | 00:51:56,208 | 00:51:58,250 | - Or what? - Or this! | - Or what? - Or this! |
573 | 00:52:00,458 | 00:52:03,875 | - Disco or home, minister? - Swimming pool. | - Disco or home, minister? - Swimming pool. |
574 | 00:52:04,833 | 00:52:10,000 | - Come on, chin up! | - Come on, chin up! |
575 | 00:52:12,500 | 00:52:15,250 | You're strong, they're weak. Remember. | You're strong, they're weak. Remember. |
576 | 00:52:15,333 | 00:52:19,375 | - But I kinda fucked up this time. - No. | - But I kinda fucked up this time. - No. |
577 | 00:52:20,791 | 00:52:22,416 | No? | No? |
578 | 00:52:22,500 | 00:52:25,458 | - To me, you're a hero. - Seriously? | - To me, you're a hero. - Seriously? |
579 | 00:52:25,958 | 00:52:27,166 | Yes. | Yes. |
580 | 00:52:30,750 | 00:52:34,541 | What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. | What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. |
581 | 00:52:37,916 | 00:52:41,500 | - Are you going to write this down? - I'll remember it. | - Are you going to write this down? - I'll remember it. |
582 | 00:52:53,541 | 00:52:57,041 | - Congratulations! - For the homeland! | - Congratulations! - For the homeland! |
583 | 00:52:57,833 | 00:53:02,541 | All right, let's see what you got there. | All right, let's see what you got there. |
584 | 00:53:06,916 | 00:53:10,166 | How much did he steal with this event company? | How much did he steal with this event company? |
585 | 00:53:10,250 | 00:53:11,541 | Millions. | Millions. |
586 | 00:53:15,500 | 00:53:18,958 | Minister, will you also stand before the committee? | Minister, will you also stand before the committee? |
587 | 00:53:19,041 | 00:53:22,416 | Now you're defending the ministry's head of political office? | Now you're defending the ministry's head of political office? |
588 | 00:53:22,500 | 00:53:23,583 | Please... | Please... |
589 | 00:53:34,416 | 00:53:36,500 | Minister, the Chairman would like to see you. | Minister, the Chairman would like to see you. |
590 | 00:53:36,583 | 00:53:38,750 | I'm not going to be needed there? | I'm not going to be needed there? |
591 | 00:53:38,875 | 00:53:41,166 | It's not a teacher's conference. | It's not a teacher's conference. |
592 | 00:53:43,083 | 00:53:46,375 | Remember. You're strong, they're weak. | Remember. You're strong, they're weak. |
593 | 00:53:50,416 | 00:53:52,458 | Come in, come in... | Come in, come in... |
594 | 00:53:57,666 | 00:53:59,625 | - May I? - No. | - May I? - No. |
595 | 00:53:59,708 | 00:54:01,750 | You're going to have a lot of time to sit. | You're going to have a lot of time to sit. |
596 | 00:54:07,958 | 00:54:12,833 | - You know I have files... - I do. | - You know I have files... - I do. |
597 | 00:54:14,458 | 00:54:21,708 | You have files. I have files. These days, everybody's got files. | You have files. I have files. These days, everybody's got files. |
598 | 00:54:23,583 | 00:54:30,375 | The point is, you really don't understand? | The point is, you really don't understand? |
599 | 00:54:33,375 | 00:54:35,125 | Not really, no. | Not really, no. |
600 | 00:54:40,250 | 00:54:43,333 | - Can I ask for a comment? - Comment, please! | - Can I ask for a comment? - Comment, please! |
601 | 00:54:43,750 | 00:54:45,291 | Ladies and Gentlemen, | Ladies and Gentlemen, |
602 | 00:54:46,125 | 00:54:49,125 | due to this incredible and nasty hate campaign, | due to this incredible and nasty hate campaign, |
603 | 00:54:49,208 | 00:54:52,666 | which was directed against our party using my name... | which was directed against our party using my name... |
604 | 00:54:52,833 | 00:54:58,208 | I made my decision to give up my membership in the party. | I made my decision to give up my membership in the party. |
605 | 00:54:58,291 | 00:54:59,041 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
606 | 00:54:59,458 | 00:55:03,166 | - What now? - And just one more thing. | - What now? - And just one more thing. |
607 | 00:55:03,250 | 00:55:06,166 | And I'll say it on behalf of all the young people. | And I'll say it on behalf of all the young people. |
608 | 00:55:07,333 | 00:55:10,541 | Where are we supposed to learn all of this? | Where are we supposed to learn all of this? |
609 | 00:55:10,625 | 00:55:14,333 | Where are we supposed to gain this experience and hone our skills? | Where are we supposed to gain this experience and hone our skills? |
610 | 00:55:14,708 | 00:55:18,333 | And then where are we supposed to use all of this | And then where are we supposed to use all of this |
611 | 00:55:18,416 | 00:55:22,541 | to serve the Republic of Poland to the fullest possible extent? | to serve the Republic of Poland to the fullest possible extent? |
612 | 00:55:23,916 | 00:55:25,875 | Poland is not yet dead! | Poland is not yet dead! |
613 | 00:55:25,958 | 00:55:29,375 | It's all right, Basia, you know that I didn't do it for myself, | It's all right, Basia, you know that I didn't do it for myself, |
614 | 00:55:29,458 | 00:55:31,666 | I did this all for us and for Poland. | I did this all for us and for Poland. |
615 | 00:55:32,083 | 00:55:33,250 | But everything's gonna be okay, | But everything's gonna be okay, |
616 | 00:55:33,333 | 00:55:36,166 | whatever doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. Right? | whatever doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. Right? |
617 | 00:55:36,750 | 00:55:40,750 | Given the situation, I might have to finish my bachelor's degree in jail. | Given the situation, I might have to finish my bachelor's degree in jail. |
618 | 00:55:41,166 | 00:55:43,791 | Basia, you were the best thing that ever happened to me. | Basia, you were the best thing that ever happened to me. |
619 | 00:55:43,875 | 00:55:47,333 | That's why I'm sending you my Cinkciarz multi-currency card. | That's why I'm sending you my Cinkciarz multi-currency card. |
620 | 00:55:47,416 | 00:55:50,041 | You can use it to do shopping all over the world. | You can use it to do shopping all over the world. |
621 | 00:55:50,291 | 00:55:53,750 | I hope it will bring you as much happiness as it brought me. | I hope it will bring you as much happiness as it brought me. |
622 | 00:55:54,333 | 00:55:56,458 | I love you. | I love you. |
623 | 00:55:56,541 | 00:56:00,333 | - What's the stench? - That motherfucker shat himself. | - What's the stench? - That motherfucker shat himself. |
624 | 00:56:00,416 | 00:56:01,958 | Fuck, the sirens are on. | Fuck, the sirens are on. |
625 | 00:56:19,291 | 00:56:21,083 | Hello, Minister, sir! | Hello, Minister, sir! |
626 | 00:56:28,458 | 00:56:31,625 | True Romance | True Romance |
627 | 00:56:32,583 | 00:56:35,291 | Constitution! Constitution! | Constitution! Constitution! |
628 | 00:56:36,083 | 00:56:38,083 | I'm speaking with a member of the Committee of Inquiry | I'm speaking with a member of the Committee of Inquiry |
629 | 00:56:38,166 | 00:56:42,416 | - and a Special Services Committee. - God bless. | - and a Special Services Committee. - God bless. |
630 | 00:56:42,833 | 00:56:46,541 | Any comments about the recent events in front of the Parliament building? | Any comments about the recent events in front of the Parliament building? |
631 | 00:56:46,708 | 00:56:50,833 | Folly, stupid fun, pure idiocy, that's what I think. | Folly, stupid fun, pure idiocy, that's what I think. |
632 | 00:56:51,666 | 00:56:54,583 | They kick the rails, they lie down on the street, | They kick the rails, they lie down on the street, |
633 | 00:56:54,666 | 00:56:57,125 | pretending that they were beaten up. | pretending that they were beaten up. |
634 | 00:56:57,208 | 00:56:59,166 | They're yelling something. They chant vulgar words... | They're yelling something. They chant vulgar words... |
635 | 00:56:59,250 | 00:57:01,250 | Constitution, that's what they're chanting. | Constitution, that's what they're chanting. |
636 | 00:57:01,333 | 00:57:03,250 | Or other stupid things. | Or other stupid things. |
637 | 00:57:03,500 | 00:57:05,791 | Spoiled brats, commies, faggots. | Spoiled brats, commies, faggots. |
638 | 00:57:05,875 | 00:57:11,458 | No degenerates, deviants, perverts and paedophiles will destroy our family. | No degenerates, deviants, perverts and paedophiles will destroy our family. |
639 | 00:57:11,541 | 00:57:15,958 | Our values, our religion. For me, family is everything. | Our values, our religion. For me, family is everything. |
640 | 00:57:16,416 | 00:57:19,416 | And I will be a rock. So help me God. | And I will be a rock. So help me God. |
641 | 00:57:19,500 | 00:57:23,458 | Well, hello, my dearest wife. In the parliament, where else would I be? | Well, hello, my dearest wife. In the parliament, where else would I be? |
642 | 00:57:23,583 | 00:57:27,125 | Well, I told you I wouldn't come back, I have to fight for Poland. | Well, I told you I wouldn't come back, I have to fight for Poland. |
643 | 00:57:27,375 | 00:57:31,416 | Yeah, tell her that daddy is fighting for Poland. | Yeah, tell her that daddy is fighting for Poland. |
644 | 00:57:32,166 | 00:57:34,250 | I'll check tomorrow. I'll call you. | I'll check tomorrow. I'll call you. |
645 | 00:57:34,458 | 00:57:38,333 | Socks and pants. No, not to bed. | Socks and pants. No, not to bed. |
646 | 00:57:38,916 | 00:57:44,291 | To the chapel. I need to calm down. Yes. Bye! | To the chapel. I need to calm down. Yes. Bye! |
647 | 00:57:45,166 | 00:57:49,208 | We're the First Brigade, | We're the First Brigade, |
648 | 00:57:49,291 | 00:57:52,875 | the shooting squad. | the shooting squad. |
649 | 00:57:52,958 | 00:57:57,750 | At stake we put our fates! | At stake we put our fates! |
650 | 00:58:01,083 | 00:58:04,750 | Oh, how much suffering, how much torment, | Oh, how much suffering, how much torment, |
651 | 00:58:04,833 | 00:58:08,708 | how many tears and blood were shed. | how many tears and blood were shed. |
652 | 00:58:08,791 | 00:58:12,500 | In spite of this, we did not waver, | In spite of this, we did not waver, |
653 | 00:58:12,583 | 00:58:16,500 | our goal gave us strength. | our goal gave us strength. |
654 | 00:58:17,000 | 00:58:21,500 | - Beautiful voice. - And the lyrics, you know all of them! | - Beautiful voice. - And the lyrics, you know all of them! |
655 | 00:58:22,083 | 00:58:23,166 | Congratulations! | Congratulations! |
656 | 00:58:23,250 | 00:58:26,875 | That's because she sings in a choir. Let's drink, for fuck's sake. | That's because she sings in a choir. Let's drink, for fuck's sake. |
657 | 00:58:30,250 | 00:58:32,833 | - Where could I have seen her before? - Well, where? | - Where could I have seen her before? - Well, where? |
658 | 00:58:32,916 | 00:58:35,875 | During the monthly celebration, the cursed soldiers rally... | During the monthly celebration, the cursed soldiers rally... |
659 | 00:58:35,958 | 00:58:38,375 | Our young blood from Michasiów. | Our young blood from Michasiów. |
660 | 00:58:39,958 | 00:58:41,125 | Give me a kiss! | Give me a kiss! |
661 | 00:58:44,083 | 00:58:46,083 | - It's time for me. - Where are you going? | - It's time for me. - Where are you going? |
662 | 00:58:46,166 | 00:58:47,916 | I'm staying the night at the pilgrim's house. | I'm staying the night at the pilgrim's house. |
663 | 00:58:48,000 | 00:58:49,250 | I have a cosy room. | I have a cosy room. |
664 | 00:58:50,916 | 00:58:55,666 | - I'll walk you there. - I'd appreciate it. | - I'll walk you there. - I'd appreciate it. |
665 | 00:58:56,541 | 00:58:57,625 | Goodbye. | Goodbye. |
666 | 00:59:00,375 | 00:59:03,541 | - Are you afraid? - Not as an activist, but as a woman... | - Are you afraid? - Not as an activist, but as a woman... |
667 | 00:59:04,166 | 00:59:07,166 | - Give me your arm. Better? - Better. | - Give me your arm. Better? - Better. |
668 | 00:59:10,291 | 00:59:12,375 | - I'm actually scared. - You? | - I'm actually scared. - You? |
669 | 00:59:12,500 | 00:59:15,041 | No, I'm scared for you. You're famous from the TV, | No, I'm scared for you. You're famous from the TV, |
670 | 00:59:15,125 | 00:59:16,291 | your views are well-known... | your views are well-known... |
671 | 00:59:16,375 | 00:59:18,416 | They'll be all over you, they may even spit on you. I can't, really... | They'll be all over you, they may even spit on you. I can't, really... |
672 | 00:59:18,500 | 00:59:20,541 | - I need to go on my own. - I'm not letting you go alone. | - I need to go on my own. - I'm not letting you go alone. |
673 | 00:59:20,625 | 00:59:22,458 | - But I can't. - Me neither. | - But I can't. - Me neither. |
674 | 00:59:23,708 | 00:59:27,166 | - You can stay here. - But I can't ask you for this. | - You can stay here. - But I can't ask you for this. |
675 | 00:59:27,250 | 00:59:29,958 | - But it's me who's offering. - But I shouldn't... | - But it's me who's offering. - But I shouldn't... |
676 | 00:59:30,041 | 00:59:33,458 | I'll sleep on the couch, you can take the bed. You hear what's going on, don't you? | I'll sleep on the couch, you can take the bed. You hear what's going on, don't you? |
677 | 00:59:34,875 | 00:59:38,541 | We're at war, it's an emergency situation, right? | We're at war, it's an emergency situation, right? |
678 | 00:59:39,333 | 00:59:41,375 | Right. Thank you. | Right. Thank you. |
679 | 00:59:41,875 | 00:59:46,541 | As you can see, the conditions here leave a lot to be desired. | As you can see, the conditions here leave a lot to be desired. |
680 | 00:59:46,625 | 00:59:51,208 | But well, everything for our homeland, right? | But well, everything for our homeland, right? |
681 | 00:59:51,291 | 00:59:52,208 | Right. | Right. |
682 | 00:59:52,458 | 00:59:56,958 | - Well, to our homeland, then! - To our homeland! | - Well, to our homeland, then! - To our homeland! |
683 | 01:00:02,833 | 01:00:07,916 | And now? I've no idea. A toast to a new friendship? | And now? I've no idea. A toast to a new friendship? |
684 | 01:00:08,875 | 01:00:14,250 | Not that I want to be pushy, but this whole situation... | Not that I want to be pushy, but this whole situation... |
685 | 01:00:15,041 | 01:00:18,208 | - An emergency. - An emergency, indeed. | - An emergency. - An emergency, indeed. |
686 | 01:00:20,583 | 01:00:22,250 | Julia. | Julia. |
687 | 01:00:24,375 | 01:00:27,833 | Julia... That's a beautiful name. | Julia... That's a beautiful name. |
688 | 01:00:28,958 | 01:00:33,125 | Just like Julia of Carthage, a martyr and a virgin. | Just like Julia of Carthage, a martyr and a virgin. |
689 | 01:00:33,708 | 01:00:38,250 | She did not want to renounce God, so they tortured her. | She did not want to renounce God, so they tortured her. |
690 | 01:00:38,791 | 01:00:44,083 | - They cut off her breasts and hair... - That's horrible, I don't know what I'd do. | - They cut off her breasts and hair... - That's horrible, I don't know what I'd do. |
691 | 01:00:44,458 | 01:00:52,208 | - Then they crucified her. - I'm not a saint. | - Then they crucified her. - I'm not a saint. |
692 | 01:00:52,291 | 01:00:56,000 | I'm Władysław. Or just Władek. | I'm Władysław. Or just Władek. |
693 | 01:01:12,250 | 01:01:18,041 | - What happened? - I got a little carried away. I porked her. | - What happened? - I got a little carried away. I porked her. |
694 | 01:01:18,583 | 01:01:22,666 | Confession, confession, you need to confess. Go see a priest. | Confession, confession, you need to confess. Go see a priest. |
695 | 01:01:22,958 | 01:01:26,583 | There's nothing to confess. I feel no regret. | There's nothing to confess. I feel no regret. |
696 | 01:01:26,666 | 01:01:30,583 | I haven't fucked like this in a long time. Four times. | I haven't fucked like this in a long time. Four times. |
697 | 01:01:36,250 | 01:01:40,916 | Check her for me. Make sure she's not Mossad or other shit. | Check her for me. Make sure she's not Mossad or other shit. |
698 | 01:01:44,291 | 01:01:50,250 | HIV. Get yourself tested, so that you won't infect your wife. | HIV. Get yourself tested, so that you won't infect your wife. |
699 | 01:01:52,916 | 01:01:56,708 | This is the end for you! The end for insolent traitors! | This is the end for you! The end for insolent traitors! |
700 | 01:01:56,791 | 01:02:00,250 | German scumbags! Fifth columns and totalists! | German scumbags! Fifth columns and totalists! |
701 | 01:02:00,333 | 01:02:03,083 | Madam, could you please get to the point? | Madam, could you please get to the point? |
702 | 01:02:03,166 | 01:02:06,708 | It's the end for the leftists and fascist militias! | It's the end for the leftists and fascist militias! |
703 | 01:02:06,791 | 01:02:10,083 | Lost cosmopolitans without homelands! | Lost cosmopolitans without homelands! |
704 | 01:02:10,208 | 01:02:14,250 | Mothers and fathers, who believe in cultural gender, | Mothers and fathers, who believe in cultural gender, |
705 | 01:02:14,333 | 01:02:19,000 | erotomaniacs, sexual pathologies and political correctness! | erotomaniacs, sexual pathologies and political correctness! |
706 | 01:02:19,083 | 01:02:22,125 | - Eat a Snickers! - Shut up you aggressive mouse! | - Eat a Snickers! - Shut up you aggressive mouse! |
707 | 01:02:22,208 | 01:02:23,833 | Don't talk to me. | Don't talk to me. |
708 | 01:02:23,916 | 01:02:28,041 | - I am going to turn off your microphone. - Child murderers... | - I am going to turn off your microphone. - Child murderers... |
709 | 01:02:28,333 | 01:02:31,583 | - No, no, please rewind, I'm watching. - Aren't you sick of it yet? | - No, no, please rewind, I'm watching. - Aren't you sick of it yet? |
710 | 01:02:31,958 | 01:02:34,125 | I'm waiting for one deputy, he signed up to speak. | I'm waiting for one deputy, he signed up to speak. |
711 | 01:02:34,208 | 01:02:35,833 | Is he at least going to say something interesting? | Is he at least going to say something interesting? |
712 | 01:02:35,916 | 01:02:37,416 | He's going to speak to me only. | He's going to speak to me only. |
713 | 01:02:37,500 | 01:02:41,541 | Feminised men in skinny trousers and pink ballet shoes, | Feminised men in skinny trousers and pink ballet shoes, |
714 | 01:02:41,625 | 01:02:45,416 | adopting bees, trees and monkeys. | adopting bees, trees and monkeys. |
715 | 01:02:45,958 | 01:02:52,125 | Political blackmailers, Islam, goat lovers, satanists... | Political blackmailers, Islam, goat lovers, satanists... |
716 | 01:02:52,208 | 01:02:54,500 | I've just turned off your microphone. | I've just turned off your microphone. |
717 | 01:02:54,958 | 01:02:56,500 | This is an outrage! | This is an outrage! |
718 | 01:02:59,458 | 01:03:03,083 | That's all we've got, just what we found on the Internet. | That's all we've got, just what we found on the Internet. |
719 | 01:03:03,166 | 01:03:04,458 | A whore? | A whore? |
720 | 01:03:05,125 | 01:03:09,125 | A model. Portraits, nudes, covered nudity. | A model. Portraits, nudes, covered nudity. |
721 | 01:03:09,208 | 01:03:12,166 | But she works as a model in Michasiów. | But she works as a model in Michasiów. |
722 | 01:03:12,541 | 01:03:14,166 | And what the fuck is that? | And what the fuck is that? |
723 | 01:03:14,833 | 01:03:17,750 | A selfie with the president. She's close to the staff. | A selfie with the president. She's close to the staff. |
724 | 01:03:18,333 | 01:03:19,916 | So, she's with us. | So, she's with us. |
725 | 01:03:20,208 | 01:03:26,125 | - You could say that. Her heart's on our side. - And so is her ass. Open a file. | - You could say that. Her heart's on our side. - And so is her ass. Open a file. |
726 | 01:03:26,666 | 01:03:29,833 | - A file? For her? - Not for her, for Skiba. | - A file? For her? - Not for her, for Skiba. |
727 | 01:03:33,333 | 01:03:35,375 | And I would like to tell them. | And I would like to tell them. |
728 | 01:03:35,791 | 01:03:43,000 | Let us end this war between brothers! Make peace, not war. | Let us end this war between brothers! Make peace, not war. |
729 | 01:03:50,541 | 01:03:54,750 | - Love forever. Have you been waiting long? - Maybe, but I'm not bored. | - Love forever. Have you been waiting long? - Maybe, but I'm not bored. |
730 | 01:03:54,875 | 01:03:57,625 | What? That's the way God made me. | What? That's the way God made me. |
731 | 01:03:57,750 | 01:04:01,291 | Well, you're definitely one of his best creation, but photos? | Well, you're definitely one of his best creation, but photos? |
732 | 01:04:01,375 | 01:04:04,000 | Come on, what do you see here? Tits and ass? Come on. | Come on, what do you see here? Tits and ass? Come on. |
733 | 01:04:04,583 | 01:04:06,666 | But you revealed something. | But you revealed something. |
734 | 01:04:06,875 | 01:04:10,458 | Władek, I revealed my inner self. | Władek, I revealed my inner self. |
735 | 01:04:10,541 | 01:04:16,500 | Because you know, I feel like you can see my soul through my thin, | Because you know, I feel like you can see my soul through my thin, |
736 | 01:04:16,583 | 01:04:19,041 | nearly see-through skin. | nearly see-through skin. |
737 | 01:04:19,583 | 01:04:21,041 | Do you see it? | Do you see it? |
738 | 01:04:21,125 | 01:04:25,791 | Degenerates, deviants, perverts and paedophiles | Degenerates, deviants, perverts and paedophiles |
739 | 01:04:25,875 | 01:04:31,625 | want to destroy religion, family and undermine the natural law. | want to destroy religion, family and undermine the natural law. |
740 | 01:04:32,000 | 01:04:33,916 | They'll never succeed. | They'll never succeed. |
741 | 01:04:34,000 | 01:04:39,500 | - Talk to me. Go on. - You are... You are so beautiful. | - Talk to me. Go on. - You are... You are so beautiful. |
742 | 01:04:39,583 | 01:04:44,750 | - Not like in the parliament, with the perverts... - Degenerates. | - Not like in the parliament, with the perverts... - Degenerates. |
743 | 01:04:44,833 | 01:04:46,583 | - Yes. - Deviants. | - Yes. - Deviants. |
744 | 01:04:47,583 | 01:04:49,083 | Perverts. | Perverts. |
745 | 01:04:49,750 | 01:04:53,750 | Europe's values threaten themselves by their very nature. | Europe's values threaten themselves by their very nature. |
746 | 01:04:53,833 | 01:05:01,041 | No religion, culture, identity, responsibility and sense of existence. | No religion, culture, identity, responsibility and sense of existence. |
747 | 01:05:01,291 | 01:05:05,416 | No family, no marriage, no children. | No family, no marriage, no children. |
748 | 01:05:14,208 | 01:05:17,208 | The Neo-Marxist Europe is dying, | The Neo-Marxist Europe is dying, |
749 | 01:05:17,291 | 01:05:22,250 | and Poland with its universal, Jagiellonian message | and Poland with its universal, Jagiellonian message |
750 | 01:05:22,333 | 01:05:26,458 | is the only hope for civilisation. | is the only hope for civilisation. |
751 | 01:05:30,000 | 01:05:34,083 | You bitch. I'll unwrap you like a Christmas present. | You bitch. I'll unwrap you like a Christmas present. |
752 | 01:05:34,166 | 01:05:36,250 | In the face of growing terror | In the face of growing terror |
753 | 01:05:36,333 | 01:05:39,958 | and the open door policy towards Islamic fanaticism, | and the open door policy towards Islamic fanaticism, |
754 | 01:05:40,208 | 01:05:45,583 | young Poles must be prepared to defend their families and the Polish land. | young Poles must be prepared to defend their families and the Polish land. |
755 | 01:05:55,250 | 01:05:57,458 | So help us God. | So help us God. |
756 | 01:06:00,375 | 01:06:03,416 | - What are you doing? - I have a committee meeting. | - What are you doing? - I have a committee meeting. |
757 | 01:06:03,625 | 01:06:06,125 | - Again? - That's my job. | - Again? - That's my job. |
758 | 01:06:07,125 | 01:06:10,916 | - You work, fuck, work, fuck, work, fuck. - What's the matter? | - You work, fuck, work, fuck, work, fuck. - What's the matter? |
759 | 01:06:11,041 | 01:06:12,791 | Life's not just about work and sex. | Life's not just about work and sex. |
760 | 01:06:12,875 | 01:06:15,375 | - There's got to be something more to it. - Like what? | - There's got to be something more to it. - Like what? |
761 | 01:06:15,458 | 01:06:18,750 | - No idea. Long conversations by the fireplace. - We don't have a fireplace here. | - No idea. Long conversations by the fireplace. - We don't have a fireplace here. |
762 | 01:06:18,875 | 01:06:20,125 | Because it's not a real home. | Because it's not a real home. |
763 | 01:06:20,208 | 01:06:23,291 | You have your family, home, everything. What about me? | You have your family, home, everything. What about me? |
764 | 01:06:23,833 | 01:06:24,875 | I love you. | I love you. |
765 | 01:06:25,541 | 01:06:29,375 | - I'm just your mistress. - The Homeland calls, I'm sorry. | - I'm just your mistress. - The Homeland calls, I'm sorry. |
766 | 01:06:32,458 | 01:06:35,291 | Don't interrupt me, you sod! I'm talking now. | Don't interrupt me, you sod! I'm talking now. |
767 | 01:06:35,375 | 01:06:36,750 | You're not talking, you're spouting bullshit. | You're not talking, you're spouting bullshit. |
768 | 01:06:36,833 | 01:06:39,208 | Shut up, you leftist bitch! | Shut up, you leftist bitch! |
769 | 01:06:39,291 | 01:06:42,916 | You're insulting me. By insulting me, you're insulting the entire parliamentary opposition. | You're insulting me. By insulting me, you're insulting the entire parliamentary opposition. |
770 | 01:06:43,000 | 01:06:46,750 | Mister President, please react in some way. | Mister President, please react in some way. |
771 | 01:06:46,833 | 01:06:50,458 | - Władek? - Cover for me. | - Władek? - Cover for me. |
772 | 01:06:54,666 | 01:06:57,375 | For a while, I believed that we were blessed by God | For a while, I believed that we were blessed by God |
773 | 01:06:57,458 | 01:06:59,458 | and that he spoke to us like in the Bible: | and that he spoke to us like in the Bible: |
774 | 01:06:59,541 | 01:07:01,875 | Be fruitful and multiply; | Be fruitful and multiply; |
775 | 01:07:02,000 | 01:07:04,625 | fill the earth and subdue it. | fill the earth and subdue it. |
776 | 01:07:07,208 | 01:07:11,083 | For a while I believed we were one - one body and one soul. | For a while I believed we were one - one body and one soul. |
777 | 01:07:11,166 | 01:07:15,083 | I gave you my everything, but you could not do the same for me. | I gave you my everything, but you could not do the same for me. |
778 | 01:07:15,916 | 01:07:17,791 | You have a wife and a child, | You have a wife and a child, |
779 | 01:07:17,875 | 01:07:20,583 | and you are not strong enough to start your life anew. | and you are not strong enough to start your life anew. |
780 | 01:07:22,375 | 01:07:24,166 | Goodbye, my love. | Goodbye, my love. |
781 | 01:07:24,583 | 01:07:26,250 | I will miss you. | I will miss you. |
782 | 01:07:26,833 | 01:07:31,458 | - Do you really know what you want? - I just want her address. | - Do you really know what you want? - I just want her address. |
783 | 01:07:32,625 | 01:07:36,125 | I'll be going to Toruń, so maybe I could swing by that Michasiów on my way. | I'll be going to Toruń, so maybe I could swing by that Michasiów on my way. |
784 | 01:07:36,208 | 01:07:38,291 | Your dick's talking here. | Your dick's talking here. |
785 | 01:07:38,416 | 01:07:41,125 | - I love her. - Time heals all wounds. | - I love her. - Time heals all wounds. |
786 | 01:07:41,541 | 01:07:46,208 | Not mine. The longer I don't fuck, the more I suffer. | Not mine. The longer I don't fuck, the more I suffer. |
787 | 01:07:48,416 | 01:07:51,833 | You caused me a great deal of suffering and emptiness | You caused me a great deal of suffering and emptiness |
788 | 01:07:51,916 | 01:07:54,708 | with this disappearance, dear Juleczka... | with this disappearance, dear Juleczka... |
789 | 01:07:54,916 | 01:07:56,833 | Are you fucking nuts? | Are you fucking nuts? |
790 | 01:07:56,916 | 01:07:58,791 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
791 | 01:08:00,250 | 01:08:02,708 | Don't tell me I didn't warn you. | Don't tell me I didn't warn you. |
792 | 01:08:04,708 | 01:08:06,666 | God, thank you! | God, thank you! |
793 | 01:08:06,750 | 01:08:14,666 | We want God, Our Lady. Listen to our cries. | We want God, Our Lady. Listen to our cries. |
794 | 01:08:15,541 | 01:08:23,542 | We want to carry the burden of God's love, this is our pride and our fate. | We want to carry the burden of God's love, this is our pride and our fate. |
795 | 01:08:25,000 | 01:08:29,167 | Sweet Lady, give us our blessing... | Sweet Lady, give us our blessing... |
796 | 01:08:33,167 | 01:08:39,832 | - What are you doing here? - I want to start a new life with you. | - What are you doing here? - I want to start a new life with you. |
797 | 01:08:43,207 | 01:08:48,167 | - Are you sure? - I can't live without you anymore. | - Are you sure? - I can't live without you anymore. |
798 | 01:08:49,582 | 01:08:51,667 | Just show me your tits. | Just show me your tits. |
799 | 01:08:58,250 | 01:09:01,667 | - And what if I get pregnant? - You'll give birth. | - And what if I get pregnant? - You'll give birth. |
800 | 01:09:01,875 | 01:09:04,250 | But what will people say? What about the Chairman? | But what will people say? What about the Chairman? |
801 | 01:09:04,332 | 01:09:07,375 | You know, this will actually be good for my image, | You know, this will actually be good for my image, |
802 | 01:09:07,457 | 01:09:11,792 | when my mistress gives birth to a child outside wedlock and I won't tell you to kill it. | when my mistress gives birth to a child outside wedlock and I won't tell you to kill it. |
803 | 01:09:11,875 | 01:09:14,125 | - So what, am I supposed to stop taking pills? - Absolutely not. | - So what, am I supposed to stop taking pills? - Absolutely not. |
804 | 01:09:14,207 | 01:09:19,457 | You'll go to the gynaecologist in Toruń tomorrow. They'll fix your cunt and off we go. | You'll go to the gynaecologist in Toruń tomorrow. They'll fix your cunt and off we go. |
805 | 01:09:20,875 | 01:09:24,917 | What is your plan to eradicate terrorism in Europe? | What is your plan to eradicate terrorism in Europe? |
806 | 01:09:25,000 | 01:09:27,417 | Give me a piece of paper. | Give me a piece of paper. |
807 | 01:09:29,625 | 01:09:31,875 | First of all, an agreement with Angola, | First of all, an agreement with Angola, |
808 | 01:09:31,957 | 01:09:35,125 | South Africa or Mozambique regarding resettlement. | South Africa or Mozambique regarding resettlement. |
809 | 01:09:35,292 | 01:09:38,750 | Secondly, we need to build a town for the displaced people. | Secondly, we need to build a town for the displaced people. |
810 | 01:09:38,832 | 01:09:41,292 | Third, we need to introduce a state of emergency | Third, we need to introduce a state of emergency |
811 | 01:09:41,375 | 01:09:43,667 | in the areas threatened with terrorism. | in the areas threatened with terrorism. |
812 | 01:09:43,750 | 01:09:47,417 | Fourth, surrounding part of the territory with the army. Fifth... | Fourth, surrounding part of the territory with the army. Fifth... |
813 | 01:09:47,500 | 01:09:48,832 | - Are you looking for me? - Yes. | - Are you looking for me? - Yes. |
814 | 01:09:48,917 | 01:09:50,207 | Searches in the surrounded area. | Searches in the surrounded area. |
815 | 01:09:50,292 | 01:09:51,417 | The father of my children. | The father of my children. |
816 | 01:09:52,457 | 01:09:56,042 | It was a beautiful statement, Władek, a very wise one. | It was a beautiful statement, Władek, a very wise one. |
817 | 01:09:56,125 | 01:10:01,792 | You have... What do they call it... Charisma! | You have... What do they call it... Charisma! |
818 | 01:10:03,792 | 01:10:07,082 | How long have you been in the parliament, huh? | How long have you been in the parliament, huh? |
819 | 01:10:07,167 | 01:10:08,875 | How many terms of office? | How many terms of office? |
820 | 01:10:09,375 | 01:10:12,957 | - Three. - And what? You're still just a deputy? | - Three. - And what? You're still just a deputy? |
821 | 01:10:13,042 | 01:10:16,832 | - No, deputy Chairman of the committee. - Deputy Chairman, right. | - No, deputy Chairman of the committee. - Deputy Chairman, right. |
822 | 01:10:18,000 | 01:10:22,375 | - Don't you want to aim higher? - Chairman of the committee? | - Don't you want to aim higher? - Chairman of the committee? |
823 | 01:10:23,875 | 01:10:25,542 | Maybe a Chairman of the party? | Maybe a Chairman of the party? |
824 | 01:10:25,625 | 01:10:28,417 | What do you mean? There's only one Chairman. | What do you mean? There's only one Chairman. |
825 | 01:10:28,500 | 01:10:31,957 | No, no... Another party. Let's say... | No, no... Another party. Let's say... |
826 | 01:10:32,957 | 01:10:37,750 | It would be called Europe Christi. | It would be called Europe Christi. |
827 | 01:10:38,792 | 01:10:43,000 | Because as you said, Władek, it's not Christian anymore, | Because as you said, Władek, it's not Christian anymore, |
828 | 01:10:43,082 | 01:10:46,625 | with these refugees and leftists. | with these refugees and leftists. |
829 | 01:10:46,707 | 01:10:52,000 | This gender, God help us... Europe is dying. Dying, I say. | This gender, God help us... Europe is dying. Dying, I say. |
830 | 01:10:52,292 | 01:10:55,832 | - Somebody has to save it. - Our party... | - Somebody has to save it. - Our party... |
831 | 01:10:55,917 | 01:11:01,875 | Ours, yeah... But is it really ours? Oh, how they piss me off... | Ours, yeah... But is it really ours? Oh, how they piss me off... |
832 | 01:11:02,207 | 01:11:05,750 | Every penny. They're such a pain... | Every penny. They're such a pain... |
833 | 01:11:05,832 | 01:11:10,250 | How many times did they not get things done? How many important laws? How many? | How many times did they not get things done? How many important laws? How many? |
834 | 01:11:10,875 | 01:11:13,207 | - Right. - Exactly, and we need to be quick. | - Right. - Exactly, and we need to be quick. |
835 | 01:11:13,292 | 01:11:18,457 | Let them see that they're not the only ones, right? Right, let them see that they're not the only ones. | Let them see that they're not the only ones, right? Right, let them see that they're not the only ones. |
836 | 01:11:18,582 | 01:11:23,292 | We're not going to beg and ask them all the time. Let them do the asking now. | We're not going to beg and ask them all the time. Let them do the asking now. |
837 | 01:11:23,457 | 01:11:27,042 | - But I don't think I can do that. - Władek... | - But I don't think I can do that. - Władek... |
838 | 01:11:27,125 | 01:11:31,417 | Who voted for you? It was us, your family. | Who voted for you? It was us, your family. |
839 | 01:11:31,500 | 01:11:34,750 | - Are you going to forget about us? - Father Director... | - Are you going to forget about us? - Father Director... |
840 | 01:11:34,832 | 01:11:39,292 | Władek, I know you're afraid, but St Peter was afraid, too. | Władek, I know you're afraid, but St Peter was afraid, too. |
841 | 01:11:39,375 | 01:11:43,042 | He even denied Jesus and you know what happened next? | He even denied Jesus and you know what happened next? |
842 | 01:11:43,125 | 01:11:48,625 | He regretted it. He fell, but he got up and moved on. He followed Jesus. | He regretted it. He fell, but he got up and moved on. He followed Jesus. |
843 | 01:11:48,707 | 01:11:51,875 | And you, Władek? What are you going to do? | And you, Władek? What are you going to do? |
844 | 01:11:52,750 | 01:11:55,750 | Stay with us? Or go against us? | Stay with us? Or go against us? |
845 | 01:11:55,832 | 01:12:00,292 | My pelvis is perfect. My ovaries are like beads, my fallopian tubes are great, but you know what? | My pelvis is perfect. My ovaries are like beads, my fallopian tubes are great, but you know what? |
846 | 01:12:00,375 | 01:12:02,957 | I still have to do this blood test, sugar and sperm count. | I still have to do this blood test, sugar and sperm count. |
847 | 01:12:03,042 | 01:12:06,832 | I mean, you need to do the sperm count. Władek, are you listening to me? | I mean, you need to do the sperm count. Władek, are you listening to me? |
848 | 01:12:06,917 | 01:12:07,957 | I am. | I am. |
849 | 01:12:08,042 | 01:12:12,207 | - Well, then why aren't you talking to me? - Because I'm listening to you. | - Well, then why aren't you talking to me? - Because I'm listening to you. |
850 | 01:12:15,832 | 01:12:19,957 | - So, you don't want to have kids with me? - What kids? | - So, you don't want to have kids with me? - What kids? |
851 | 01:12:20,417 | 01:12:24,125 | What kids? Władek. Come the fuck on! What's the matter with you? | What kids? Władek. Come the fuck on! What's the matter with you? |
852 | 01:12:25,375 | 01:12:29,582 | I need to start a new party. The Father anointed me. | I need to start a new party. The Father anointed me. |
853 | 01:12:31,207 | 01:12:36,500 | - Wait, you're going to be a Chairman? - And a defender of the fucking faith. | - Wait, you're going to be a Chairman? - And a defender of the fucking faith. |
854 | 01:12:36,582 | 01:12:37,917 | And Europe. | And Europe. |
855 | 01:12:38,000 | 01:12:44,667 | That will make me your first lady! We need to replace my entire wardrobe! | That will make me your first lady! We need to replace my entire wardrobe! |
856 | 01:12:44,875 | 01:12:50,207 | The European Union must become aware of its situation and understand | The European Union must become aware of its situation and understand |
857 | 01:12:50,292 | 01:12:55,582 | to what extent its policy is tied to the activities of criminal organisations. | to what extent its policy is tied to the activities of criminal organisations. |
858 | 01:12:55,667 | 01:12:59,167 | We need to remember the political alliance established... | We need to remember the political alliance established... |
859 | 01:12:59,250 | 01:13:01,000 | He's a natural, isn't he? | He's a natural, isn't he? |
860 | 01:13:01,082 | 01:13:06,250 | In many countries, European leftists and various Islamic groups... | In many countries, European leftists and various Islamic groups... |
861 | 01:13:07,042 | 01:13:09,875 | - Is that you? - You don't know me. | - Is that you? - You don't know me. |
862 | 01:13:10,542 | 01:13:15,417 | - I do! I saw you in... - You've never seen me before. | - I do! I saw you in... - You've never seen me before. |
863 | 01:13:21,707 | 01:13:25,792 | - Me Tarzan, you Jane. - Stop it, Władek. | - Me Tarzan, you Jane. - Stop it, Władek. |
864 | 01:13:26,250 | 01:13:29,625 | - Isn't it like that? - Uh, no. Do you love me? | - Isn't it like that? - Uh, no. Do you love me? |
865 | 01:13:30,292 | 01:13:33,125 | - I'll prove it to you in a minute. - Fucking doesn't mean love. Do you love me? | - I'll prove it to you in a minute. - Fucking doesn't mean love. Do you love me? |
866 | 01:13:33,417 | 01:13:37,457 | - Fuck, I love you. - Then stop being ashamed of me. Show me off. | - Fuck, I love you. - Then stop being ashamed of me. Show me off. |
867 | 01:13:37,750 | 01:13:41,792 | - To whom? - To the world. Urbi et Orbi. Right now. | - To whom? - To the world. Urbi et Orbi. Right now. |
868 | 01:13:42,125 | 01:13:50,125 | Now? How? Now I have to work on the fucking party, do you know how much work it is? | Now? How? Now I have to work on the fucking party, do you know how much work it is? |
869 | 01:13:50,542 | 01:13:52,625 | How am I supposed to deal with that? | How am I supposed to deal with that? |
870 | 01:13:52,707 | 01:13:55,042 | Catholic Europe - and there's me with a fucking mistress? | Catholic Europe - and there's me with a fucking mistress? |
871 | 01:13:55,750 | 01:13:59,082 | What if you had to choose? Party or me... What would you do? | What if you had to choose? Party or me... What would you do? |
872 | 01:13:59,167 | 01:14:03,167 | That's how you speak to the Chairman? | That's how you speak to the Chairman? |
873 | 01:14:05,957 | 01:14:12,875 | Jula? Where are you? Jula, you bitch! Come to your Chairman. | Jula? Where are you? Jula, you bitch! Come to your Chairman. |
874 | 01:14:14,332 | 01:14:18,125 | Jesus. God bless. | Jesus. God bless. |
875 | 01:14:18,207 | 01:14:19,917 | You let me down, Władek. | You let me down, Władek. |
876 | 01:14:20,000 | 01:14:21,707 | But... Father Director... | But... Father Director... |
877 | 01:14:21,792 | 01:14:24,542 | May God forgive you. | May God forgive you. |
878 | 01:14:24,625 | 01:14:26,125 | But what's the matter, Father? | But what's the matter, Father? |
879 | 01:14:26,207 | 01:14:28,250 | I can't. | I can't. |
880 | 01:14:34,917 | 01:14:37,875 | Father, why have you forsaken me? | Father, why have you forsaken me? |
881 | 01:14:39,875 | 01:14:41,042 | Hey, what's up? | Hey, what's up? |
882 | 01:14:41,125 | 01:14:43,207 | You must have balls of steel to come here. | You must have balls of steel to come here. |
883 | 01:14:43,292 | 01:14:44,957 | What's the matter? | What's the matter? |
884 | 01:14:46,832 | 01:14:48,417 | Sir? | Sir? |
885 | 01:14:48,500 | 01:14:51,292 | - Where did you meet Julia? - How long did this affair last? | - Where did you meet Julia? - How long did this affair last? |
886 | 01:14:52,082 | 01:14:53,457 | Does your wife know about this? | Does your wife know about this? |
887 | 01:14:53,542 | 01:14:55,625 | - About what? - About this! | - About what? - About this! |
888 | 01:14:55,917 | 01:14:58,082 | First of all, an agreement with Angola, | First of all, an agreement with Angola, |
889 | 01:14:58,167 | 01:15:01,957 | South Africa, Namibia and Mozambique regarding resettlement. | South Africa, Namibia and Mozambique regarding resettlement. |
890 | 01:15:02,042 | 01:15:05,250 | Secondly, we need to build a town for the displaced people. | Secondly, we need to build a town for the displaced people. |
891 | 01:15:05,332 | 01:15:08,957 | Third, we need to introduce a state of emergency in the areas... | Third, we need to introduce a state of emergency in the areas... |
892 | 01:15:14,957 | 01:15:19,457 | - There are no atheists in foxholes. - They're not going to get me here. | - There are no atheists in foxholes. - They're not going to get me here. |
893 | 01:15:20,332 | 01:15:24,792 | - What was the point, Władek? - Fucking love. | - What was the point, Władek? - Fucking love. |
894 | 01:15:24,875 | 01:15:26,957 | A new party. | A new party. |
895 | 01:15:29,292 | 01:15:32,875 | You cannot hide anything, Władek. Not from us. | You cannot hide anything, Władek. Not from us. |
896 | 01:15:34,042 | 01:15:36,582 | - Fuck, it was you? - Not us anymore. | - Fuck, it was you? - Not us anymore. |
897 | 01:15:37,500 | 01:15:43,167 | You are not with us. What are you going to do now? | You are not with us. What are you going to do now? |
898 | 01:15:43,917 | 01:15:46,832 | I think you'll be teaching at school again. | I think you'll be teaching at school again. |
899 | 01:16:14,667 | 01:16:22,207 | Which one? All right, let's go back to the class. | Which one? All right, let's go back to the class. |
900 | 01:16:45,000 | 01:16:47,625 | Father Director | Father Director |
901 | 01:16:56,917 | 01:17:02,042 | - After half a year, it's not a tragedy, Basia. - But I miss him already. | - After half a year, it's not a tragedy, Basia. - But I miss him already. |
902 | 01:17:02,667 | 01:17:07,332 | - Father Director wants to see you. - Did I do something wrong? | - Father Director wants to see you. - Did I do something wrong? |
903 | 01:17:07,957 | 01:17:09,500 | On the contrary, my child. | On the contrary, my child. |
904 | 01:17:09,582 | 01:17:12,457 | How about this one, Father Director? It's in pieces. | How about this one, Father Director? It's in pieces. |
905 | 01:17:13,792 | 01:17:19,332 | It's tattered, sure. But the bank will replace it. Every penny counts. | It's tattered, sure. But the bank will replace it. Every penny counts. |
906 | 01:17:19,750 | 01:17:28,417 | I used to have nothing. I came to Toruń, I had 80 pfennigs. Oh, and a car. A red Audi 80. | I used to have nothing. I came to Toruń, I had 80 pfennigs. Oh, and a car. A red Audi 80. |
907 | 01:17:29,125 | 01:17:35,042 | I didn't like it, but that's what they gave me. I couldn't even afford gas. | I didn't like it, but that's what they gave me. I couldn't even afford gas. |
908 | 01:17:35,667 | 01:17:39,332 | But God was good to me. | But God was good to me. |
909 | 01:17:39,667 | 01:17:41,417 | Father Director? Basia. | Father Director? Basia. |
910 | 01:17:41,500 | 01:17:47,125 | So, you graduated, yes. With honours. What now? | So, you graduated, yes. With honours. What now? |
911 | 01:17:47,207 | 01:17:51,707 | Now? I thought that I would stay here, in TV. | Now? I thought that I would stay here, in TV. |
912 | 01:17:52,250 | 01:17:57,457 | So talented... Don't you want to go to Warsaw? | So talented... Don't you want to go to Warsaw? |
913 | 01:17:57,542 | 01:18:04,125 | You could have a career. Money. Not like here. Poverty and shambles. | You could have a career. Money. Not like here. Poverty and shambles. |
914 | 01:18:04,582 | 01:18:09,082 | I believe in what I'm doing here. I mean, I'm doing what I believe in. | I believe in what I'm doing here. I mean, I'm doing what I believe in. |
915 | 01:18:10,250 | 01:18:11,792 | God bless you. | God bless you. |
916 | 01:18:12,625 | 01:18:17,707 | Thank you for being the bearer of the truth. | Thank you for being the bearer of the truth. |
917 | 01:18:18,332 | 01:18:23,417 | This is why we founded this radio, this TV, our school. | This is why we founded this radio, this TV, our school. |
918 | 01:18:24,375 | 01:18:26,417 | So help me God. | So help me God. |
919 | 01:18:27,457 | 01:18:30,292 | But now I want to show you something. | But now I want to show you something. |
920 | 01:18:30,792 | 01:18:33,375 | Who are the Polish neo-Nazis? What do they do? | Who are the Polish neo-Nazis? What do they do? |
921 | 01:18:33,457 | 01:18:35,125 | - But this is... - Yes, I know. | - But this is... - Yes, I know. |
922 | 01:18:35,250 | 01:18:36,792 | A few months ago we tried to get into their ranks. | A few months ago we tried to get into their ranks. |
923 | 01:18:36,875 | 01:18:39,957 | This is a shocking result of our months of our undercover investigation, | This is a shocking result of our months of our undercover investigation, |
924 | 01:18:40,042 | 01:18:41,582 | which ran for several months. | which ran for several months. |
925 | 01:18:43,792 | 01:18:47,207 | - Do I have to watch this? - You need to be strong. | - Do I have to watch this? - You need to be strong. |
926 | 01:18:47,292 | 01:18:53,750 | Like they are. You can't be soft against the devil. | Like they are. You can't be soft against the devil. |
927 | 01:18:56,707 | 01:19:00,167 | - God bless. - God bless. Don't stop. Just work. | - God bless. - God bless. Don't stop. Just work. |
928 | 01:19:00,542 | 01:19:02,625 | I guess there's a point seven after point six? | I guess there's a point seven after point six? |
929 | 01:19:02,707 | 01:19:08,167 | Yes, indeed. Seventh, preparing the military court judgements regarding resettlement. | Yes, indeed. Seventh, preparing the military court judgements regarding resettlement. |
930 | 01:19:08,250 | 01:19:11,875 | Eighth, transporting the suspects to the nearest sea port. | Eighth, transporting the suspects to the nearest sea port. |
931 | 01:19:11,957 | 01:19:15,832 | Ninth, moving the suspects to a prison ship. | Ninth, moving the suspects to a prison ship. |
932 | 01:19:15,917 | 01:19:21,000 | Tenth, transporting the suspects to their final destination. | Tenth, transporting the suspects to their final destination. |
933 | 01:19:21,082 | 01:19:22,917 | Ten great, reasonable points. | Ten great, reasonable points. |
934 | 01:19:23,000 | 01:19:27,457 | Ten Commandments, one could say! And I came up with it! | Ten Commandments, one could say! And I came up with it! |
935 | 01:19:29,875 | 01:19:34,082 | - Exactly! - Exactly! The media will take your side. | - Exactly! - Exactly! The media will take your side. |
936 | 01:19:34,167 | 01:19:35,625 | Our media. | Our media. |
937 | 01:19:37,167 | 01:19:39,625 | - But what about a platform or something? - Platform... | - But what about a platform or something? - Platform... |
938 | 01:19:39,707 | 01:19:45,707 | Your platform is to save the nation, save Poland, right? And Europe. | Your platform is to save the nation, save Poland, right? And Europe. |
939 | 01:19:45,792 | 01:19:49,875 | Because it's the root of all the evil that's poisoning us. | Because it's the root of all the evil that's poisoning us. |
940 | 01:19:49,957 | 01:19:55,957 | These refugees, all these leftists, that gender thing... | These refugees, all these leftists, that gender thing... |
941 | 01:19:56,042 | 01:19:59,207 | You are going to save the nation, Władek! | You are going to save the nation, Władek! |
942 | 01:19:59,957 | 01:20:02,292 | But is that what the nation wants? | But is that what the nation wants? |
943 | 01:20:02,375 | 01:20:05,917 | You know what Poles are like. They're made of iron. | You know what Poles are like. They're made of iron. |
944 | 01:20:06,000 | 01:20:08,917 | You need to hit them with a hammer to wake them up. | You need to hit them with a hammer to wake them up. |
945 | 01:20:09,000 | 01:20:11,875 | Some danger, some kind of hammer. | Some danger, some kind of hammer. |
946 | 01:20:11,957 | 01:20:14,457 | We are going to find this hammer. | We are going to find this hammer. |
947 | 01:20:14,542 | 01:20:18,957 | We will wake the nation up. Using the media. | We will wake the nation up. Using the media. |
948 | 01:20:22,457 | 01:20:26,792 | Give them an enemy against whom they will be able to unite. | Give them an enemy against whom they will be able to unite. |
949 | 01:20:27,542 | 01:20:32,707 | Find some leftists, some gender or other Muslims. | Find some leftists, some gender or other Muslims. |
950 | 01:20:32,792 | 01:20:35,957 | You'll get into their ranks, shake some hands a bit | You'll get into their ranks, shake some hands a bit |
951 | 01:20:36,042 | 01:20:40,500 | and then expose them on our TV. All the evil. | and then expose them on our TV. All the evil. |
952 | 01:20:40,957 | 01:20:42,500 | You mean, the truth? | You mean, the truth? |
953 | 01:20:42,582 | 01:20:46,375 | Repeat something a thousand times and it becomes the truth. | Repeat something a thousand times and it becomes the truth. |
954 | 01:20:46,832 | 01:20:50,917 | - Is that even ethical? - The media are the devil's invention, | - Is that even ethical? - The media are the devil's invention, |
955 | 01:20:51,000 | 01:20:55,207 | but we have to fight evil with evil, otherwise we lose. | but we have to fight evil with evil, otherwise we lose. |
956 | 01:20:55,875 | 01:21:00,375 | - The truth is going to lose. - Father, I don't know if I can do it. | - The truth is going to lose. - Father, I don't know if I can do it. |
957 | 01:21:00,457 | 01:21:07,332 | You can. You can, Basia, because the truth will set you free. Basia! | You can. You can, Basia, because the truth will set you free. Basia! |
958 | 01:21:07,417 | 01:21:12,457 | This Sunday in Warsaw. We're marching for the oppressed and people with disabilities. | This Sunday in Warsaw. We're marching for the oppressed and people with disabilities. |
959 | 01:21:12,542 | 01:21:16,375 | LGBT groups, foreigners and people of other faiths. | LGBT groups, foreigners and people of other faiths. |
960 | 01:21:16,457 | 01:21:19,500 | Homosexuals, communists and Muslims. | Homosexuals, communists and Muslims. |
961 | 01:21:19,582 | 01:21:22,250 | - I'm going to go with them. - Basia, we cannot take this risk. | - I'm going to go with them. - Basia, we cannot take this risk. |
962 | 01:21:22,332 | 01:21:24,667 | If they see the our logo, we may be in trouble. | If they see the our logo, we may be in trouble. |
963 | 01:21:24,750 | 01:21:26,832 | That's why you will go incognito | That's why you will go incognito |
964 | 01:21:26,917 | 01:21:28,750 | and record with a phone. | and record with a phone. |
965 | 01:21:29,125 | 01:21:30,707 | And I'm going to pretend to be one of them. | And I'm going to pretend to be one of them. |
966 | 01:21:37,792 | 01:21:41,417 | - Aren't you going to cover your face? - What? Am I really that ugly? | - Aren't you going to cover your face? - What? Am I really that ugly? |
967 | 01:21:41,500 | 01:21:46,292 | - No, I'm just asking if you're not afraid. - I don't know, what about you? | - No, I'm just asking if you're not afraid. - I don't know, what about you? |
968 | 01:21:47,582 | 01:21:49,042 | No, not really. | No, not really. |
969 | 01:21:49,667 | 01:21:52,542 | All of Poland against fascism! | All of Poland against fascism! |
970 | 01:21:58,332 | 01:22:01,332 | - What's going on? - Nationalists. | - What's going on? - Nationalists. |
971 | 01:22:18,707 | 01:22:24,542 | - Sign this. - Five hundred? For what? | - Sign this. - Five hundred? For what? |
972 | 01:22:25,707 | 01:22:31,292 | Article 52, section 1. Disturbing public order and peace. | Article 52, section 1. Disturbing public order and peace. |
973 | 01:22:31,667 | 01:22:33,375 | But I didn't do anything. | But I didn't do anything. |
974 | 01:22:35,375 | 01:22:39,167 | Well, either you pay a fine or you're going to jail. I don't have time. | Well, either you pay a fine or you're going to jail. I don't have time. |
975 | 01:22:51,375 | 01:22:54,625 | - How did it go? - Five hundred. | - How did it go? - Five hundred. |
976 | 01:22:54,707 | 01:22:58,875 | - What, you didn't sign it, did you? - They told me I'd get arrested. | - What, you didn't sign it, did you? - They told me I'd get arrested. |
977 | 01:22:59,000 | 01:23:02,832 | They let everyone go. This was just a fascist threat! | They let everyone go. This was just a fascist threat! |
978 | 01:23:03,457 | 01:23:06,125 | - You didn't know that? - It was my first time. | - You didn't know that? - It was my first time. |
979 | 01:23:06,750 | 01:23:10,582 | - A virgin? Hey, we gotta celebrate that! - How? | - A virgin? Hey, we gotta celebrate that! - How? |
980 | 01:23:11,832 | 01:23:13,832 | Let's go and smoke a joint. | Let's go and smoke a joint. |
981 | 01:23:14,332 | 01:23:16,792 | People! Let's go to the squat! | People! Let's go to the squat! |
982 | 01:23:21,875 | 01:23:24,125 | The new Hitlerjugend is cheating again. | The new Hitlerjugend is cheating again. |
983 | 01:23:24,207 | 01:23:29,875 | The new Hitlerjugend is attacking again. They come from the cellar to the streets. | The new Hitlerjugend is attacking again. They come from the cellar to the streets. |
984 | 01:23:37,875 | 01:23:42,457 | Is this also your first time? Wow, a regular virgin. | Is this also your first time? Wow, a regular virgin. |
985 | 01:23:43,875 | 01:23:47,125 | And you? Do you fuck neo-Nazis? | And you? Do you fuck neo-Nazis? |
986 | 01:23:47,542 | 01:23:49,292 | Sure. | Sure. |
987 | 01:23:49,375 | 01:23:50,707 | How long? | How long? |
988 | 01:23:51,542 | 01:23:55,417 | Since my first concert of Armia, when I was 17. | Since my first concert of Armia, when I was 17. |
989 | 01:23:55,500 | 01:23:58,832 | The Nazis fucked me up so bad that they broke my jawbone. | The Nazis fucked me up so bad that they broke my jawbone. |
990 | 01:23:58,917 | 01:24:02,957 | I was in hospital for three weeks. Fuck, let me tell you... | I was in hospital for three weeks. Fuck, let me tell you... |
991 | 01:24:03,125 | 01:24:07,375 | After something like this, you either give up or you go all out. | After something like this, you either give up or you go all out. |
992 | 01:24:08,667 | 01:24:10,417 | Does it hurt? | Does it hurt? |
993 | 01:24:19,457 | 01:24:21,792 | Not when you're kissing me. | Not when you're kissing me. |
994 | 01:24:28,000 | 01:24:34,457 | - No, I can't. - Freedom, equality, democracy. | - No, I can't. - Freedom, equality, democracy. |
995 | 01:24:34,542 | 01:24:38,250 | - I have a boyfriend. - True love is free. | - I have a boyfriend. - True love is free. |
996 | 01:25:04,250 | 01:25:06,875 | - Hello, it's the minister. - It's me. | - Hello, it's the minister. - It's me. |
997 | 01:25:06,957 | 01:25:08,082 | I see. | I see. |
998 | 01:25:08,250 | 01:25:10,542 | It's nice of me to say "minister", isn't it? | It's nice of me to say "minister", isn't it? |
999 | 01:25:10,625 | 01:25:14,167 | - And you're not one. - Come and pick me up. | - And you're not one. - Come and pick me up. |
1000 | 01:25:14,542 | 01:25:16,832 | - I'm on duty. - Please! | - I'm on duty. - Please! |
1001 | 01:25:16,917 | 01:25:18,957 | It's like a war in here! | It's like a war in here! |
1002 | 01:25:23,167 | 01:25:27,207 | - Pull over here. It's him? - Yes. | - Pull over here. It's him? - Yes. |
1003 | 01:25:28,375 | 01:25:31,207 | Look at him, he's so pretty. | Look at him, he's so pretty. |
1004 | 01:25:31,292 | 01:25:36,167 | Angel on the surface and devil inside. These are the worst. | Angel on the surface and devil inside. These are the worst. |
1005 | 01:25:36,250 | 01:25:38,667 | Basia, but will he do it? | Basia, but will he do it? |
1006 | 01:25:39,250 | 01:25:42,250 | - Basia? - Yes? No, I don't know. | - Basia? - Yes? No, I don't know. |
1007 | 01:25:43,167 | 01:25:45,667 | He believes in what he's doing. | He believes in what he's doing. |
1008 | 01:25:45,750 | 01:25:49,582 | So we're not going to be able to bribe him to take part in a provocation. | So we're not going to be able to bribe him to take part in a provocation. |
1009 | 01:25:49,667 | 01:25:56,417 | Why bribe? I'd rather say... Convince him to do something good. | Why bribe? I'd rather say... Convince him to do something good. |
1010 | 01:25:56,792 | 01:25:59,000 | What is good according to his beliefs? | What is good according to his beliefs? |
1011 | 01:25:59,082 | 01:26:01,207 | But how can we convince him, Father Director? | But how can we convince him, Father Director? |
1012 | 01:26:01,417 | 01:26:09,167 | I can only pray for you. A good prayer bears good fruit. | I can only pray for you. A good prayer bears good fruit. |
1013 | 01:26:10,000 | 01:26:17,207 | Come up with something. Hallelujah - and let's go! | Come up with something. Hallelujah - and let's go! |
1014 | 01:26:17,707 | 01:26:23,042 | What am I supposed to ride? A cow? People are spouting bullshit. | What am I supposed to ride? A cow? People are spouting bullshit. |
1015 | 01:26:23,667 | 01:26:26,457 | I can ride a cow, but where am I supposed to keep it? | I can ride a cow, but where am I supposed to keep it? |
1016 | 01:26:27,582 | 01:26:30,042 | I got them from a homeless man. That's what you tell them. | I got them from a homeless man. That's what you tell them. |
1017 | 01:26:31,042 | 01:26:36,167 | A homeless man came and gave me two cars. Stanisław, from Warsaw. | A homeless man came and gave me two cars. Stanisław, from Warsaw. |
1018 | 01:26:36,582 | 01:26:42,250 | And then he died. That's what you tell them. Right. God bless you. Hey there. | And then he died. That's what you tell them. Right. God bless you. Hey there. |
1019 | 01:26:45,457 | 01:26:48,625 | - Father? - What's up, Basia? | - Father? - What's up, Basia? |
1020 | 01:26:48,707 | 01:26:51,167 | I can't do it. I don't want to see Paweł. | I can't do it. I don't want to see Paweł. |
1021 | 01:26:54,917 | 01:27:00,957 | Sometimes you have to get dirty. Just look at farmers sowing... | Sometimes you have to get dirty. Just look at farmers sowing... |
1022 | 01:27:01,042 | 01:27:04,082 | Look how dirty they get, and yet they sow... | Look how dirty they get, and yet they sow... |
1023 | 01:27:04,167 | 01:27:05,957 | I can't do this. | I can't do this. |
1024 | 01:27:06,042 | 01:27:10,542 | Can't you see what's going on? It's a war, isn't it? | Can't you see what's going on? It's a war, isn't it? |
1025 | 01:27:10,625 | 01:27:14,375 | Between the Church and the anti-Church. | Between the Church and the anti-Church. |
1026 | 01:27:14,875 | 01:27:20,167 | Between the truth and lie. Between the good and evil. Between God and Satan. | Between the truth and lie. Between the good and evil. Between God and Satan. |
1027 | 01:27:20,250 | 01:27:23,957 | - Who do you want to serve? - God. | - Who do you want to serve? - God. |
1028 | 01:27:24,042 | 01:27:28,667 | It's time for your trial. You cannot stay on the sidelines. | It's time for your trial. You cannot stay on the sidelines. |
1029 | 01:27:29,707 | 01:27:34,542 | Go and fight. Just don't tell anyone. | Go and fight. Just don't tell anyone. |
1030 | 01:27:34,625 | 01:27:37,417 | - Marco Fontane. Paweł. - Hello. | - Marco Fontane. Paweł. - Hello. |
1031 | 01:27:37,500 | 01:27:38,707 | Non parlo polacco. | Non parlo polacco. |
1032 | 01:27:38,792 | 01:27:41,500 | - Do you speak English? - Just a bit. | - Do you speak English? - Just a bit. |
1033 | 01:27:41,582 | 01:27:47,207 | I'll tell you what this is all about. Marco is a communist. He belongs to a group... | I'll tell you what this is all about. Marco is a communist. He belongs to a group... |
1034 | 01:27:48,332 | 01:27:52,875 | - What is your name? Bandiera Rossa? - Bandiera Rossa Azione Radicale. | - What is your name? Bandiera Rossa? - Bandiera Rossa Azione Radicale. |
1035 | 01:27:53,082 | 01:27:58,707 | Right. Marco would like us to help him. Oh boy, this is so stupid. | Right. Marco would like us to help him. Oh boy, this is so stupid. |
1036 | 01:27:58,792 | 01:28:02,207 | He would like us to help him organise. | He would like us to help him organise. |
1037 | 01:28:07,417 | 01:28:09,792 | Joseph Stalin's name day celebration. | Joseph Stalin's name day celebration. |
1038 | 01:28:10,500 | 01:28:13,457 | - What do you say? - It's stupid. | - What do you say? - It's stupid. |
1039 | 01:28:13,542 | 01:28:17,667 | - He pays 10,000 euro. - In cash. | - He pays 10,000 euro. - In cash. |
1040 | 01:28:22,792 | 01:28:24,832 | Maybe it's not that stupid. | Maybe it's not that stupid. |
1041 | 01:28:33,792 | 01:28:35,875 | Come, child. We need to get ready. | Come, child. We need to get ready. |
1042 | 01:28:40,000 | 01:28:42,082 | They're going to fuck in a moment. | They're going to fuck in a moment. |
1043 | 01:28:44,957 | 01:28:49,207 | This is a lapel mic from our studio. Hide it under your blouse. | This is a lapel mic from our studio. Hide it under your blouse. |
1044 | 01:28:56,957 | 01:29:01,250 | - How was it? - Ass, cunt, mouth? | - How was it? - Ass, cunt, mouth? |
1045 | 01:29:04,417 | 01:29:06,500 | I asked you, you fucking cunt! | I asked you, you fucking cunt! |
1046 | 01:29:07,250 | 01:29:11,667 | - Shut your mouth or I'll piss in it! - Fuck you in the ass. | - Shut your mouth or I'll piss in it! - Fuck you in the ass. |
1047 | 01:29:17,082 | 01:29:19,500 | Shut your mouth or I'll piss in it? Who says that? | Shut your mouth or I'll piss in it? Who says that? |
1048 | 01:29:19,582 | 01:29:21,042 | Altar boys. | Altar boys. |
1049 | 01:29:25,125 | 01:29:27,667 | - They're chasing us. - Christ! | - They're chasing us. - Christ! |
1050 | 01:29:27,750 | 01:29:28,792 | Faster! | Faster! |
1051 | 01:29:28,875 | 01:29:31,957 | I'm gonna get the car scratched, Father Director is going to be pissed off. | I'm gonna get the car scratched, Father Director is going to be pissed off. |
1052 | 01:29:38,167 | 01:29:42,167 | Fucking cunt! I'm gonna fuck you up! You're dead! | Fucking cunt! I'm gonna fuck you up! You're dead! |
1053 | 01:29:42,292 | 01:29:43,582 | No pasaran! | No pasaran! |
1054 | 01:29:44,207 | 01:29:47,750 | - Who are these clowns? - Neonazisti, Polacchi. | - Who are these clowns? - Neonazisti, Polacchi. |
1055 | 01:29:56,667 | 01:29:58,582 | - So many? - In vinum veritas. | - So many? - In vinum veritas. |
1056 | 01:29:58,667 | 01:30:00,625 | This is going to get them to talk. | This is going to get them to talk. |
1057 | 01:30:01,207 | 01:30:08,875 | Arise, the damned of the earth! Arise, prisoners of hunger! | Arise, the damned of the earth! Arise, prisoners of hunger! |
1058 | 01:30:09,417 | 01:30:17,167 | Reason thunders in its crater, 'Tis the eruption of the end. | Reason thunders in its crater, 'Tis the eruption of the end. |
1059 | 01:30:17,250 | 01:30:25,207 | We need the conductor - such as Comrade, chief, communist Stalin. | We need the conductor - such as Comrade, chief, communist Stalin. |
1060 | 01:30:25,417 | 01:30:31,207 | - Outstanding! Thank you. - To Comrade Stalin! | - Outstanding! Thank you. - To Comrade Stalin! |
1061 | 01:30:31,707 | 01:30:33,167 | Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah! | Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah! |
1062 | 01:30:33,832 | 01:30:37,542 | - To revolution! - Fuck the blacks! | - To revolution! - Fuck the blacks! |
1063 | 01:30:37,625 | 01:30:38,707 | And the nazis! | And the nazis! |
1064 | 01:30:38,792 | 01:30:41,250 | - Marco? Vodka? - Si, bella. | - Marco? Vodka? - Si, bella. |
1065 | 01:30:49,707 | 01:30:51,792 | Sweet mother of God! | Sweet mother of God! |
1066 | 01:31:00,417 | 01:31:03,417 | - You communist whore! - I'm not a whore! I'm Catholic! | - You communist whore! - I'm not a whore! I'm Catholic! |
1067 | 01:31:03,667 | 01:31:06,582 | What the fuck ever. Doesn't fucking matter. | What the fuck ever. Doesn't fucking matter. |
1068 | 01:31:21,125 | 01:31:26,750 | What to say. I'm glad to have you here. | What to say. I'm glad to have you here. |
1069 | 01:31:26,832 | 01:31:31,417 | Distinguished guests, the Prime Minister, the former Prime Minister. | Distinguished guests, the Prime Minister, the former Prime Minister. |
1070 | 01:31:31,707 | 01:31:36,792 | Ministers. And I also want to thank you for your support, | Ministers. And I also want to thank you for your support, |
1071 | 01:31:36,875 | 01:31:40,292 | the two hundred thousand you gave me. | the two hundred thousand you gave me. |
1072 | 01:31:41,582 | 01:31:48,082 | In reality, we already spent a few millions. But that was donated by poor people. | In reality, we already spent a few millions. But that was donated by poor people. |
1073 | 01:31:48,167 | 01:31:56,542 | By those poor Poles, those poor widows. And you gave me only two hundred thousand. | By those poor Poles, those poor widows. And you gave me only two hundred thousand. |
1074 | 01:31:58,582 | 01:32:01,625 | Don't bother Father Director with that today. He's celebrating the birthday of the radio. | Don't bother Father Director with that today. He's celebrating the birthday of the radio. |
1075 | 01:32:01,707 | 01:32:03,792 | - Fuck it. - Don't swear, child. | - Fuck it. - Don't swear, child. |
1076 | 01:32:03,875 | 01:32:06,832 | God can get the good out of even the greatest evil. | God can get the good out of even the greatest evil. |
1077 | 01:32:06,917 | 01:32:08,167 | Leave me the fuck alone. | Leave me the fuck alone. |
1078 | 01:32:08,250 | 01:32:12,792 | You need to believe me. I talked with Father Director. He has an idea for this rape. | You need to believe me. I talked with Father Director. He has an idea for this rape. |
1079 | 01:32:13,082 | 01:32:17,457 | We'll say they were Muslims. Poles need an enemy, and nobody likes the Arabs. | We'll say they were Muslims. Poles need an enemy, and nobody likes the Arabs. |
1080 | 01:32:17,542 | 01:32:20,167 | - Calm down. - Right. | - Calm down. - Right. |
1081 | 01:32:20,250 | 01:32:21,457 | Calm down. | Calm down. |
1082 | 01:32:23,082 | 01:32:25,167 | Only the truth will set me free. | Only the truth will set me free. |
1083 | 01:32:28,332 | 01:32:31,250 | At our school, we work for our homeland. | At our school, we work for our homeland. |
1084 | 01:32:31,332 | 01:32:36,042 | Students need to pay. Is that fair? | Students need to pay. Is that fair? |
1085 | 01:32:37,375 | 01:32:41,625 | Why does the government give money to universities | Why does the government give money to universities |
1086 | 01:32:41,707 | 01:32:46,000 | to the tune of billions, and we get nothing? | to the tune of billions, and we get nothing? |
1087 | 01:32:46,792 | 01:32:48,792 | We've been thinking. | We've been thinking. |
1088 | 01:32:48,875 | 01:32:54,625 | We're living hand to mouth here, and we keep thinking about how... | We're living hand to mouth here, and we keep thinking about how... |
1089 | 01:32:54,832 | 01:33:00,792 | He's lying! Don't listen to him! It's all lies! | He's lying! Don't listen to him! It's all lies! |
1090 | 01:33:02,167 | 01:33:04,042 | He's lying! | He's lying! |
1091 | 01:33:04,125 | 01:33:12,957 | To become one, let's join our hands... | To become one, let's join our hands... |
1092 | 01:33:14,582 | 01:33:23,832 | To be together and have one heart. Share the bread... | To be together and have one heart. Share the bread... |
1093 | 01:33:32,207 | 01:33:35,000 | Chairman | Chairman |
1094 | 01:33:40,707 | 01:33:45,707 | Right. Hallelujah - and let's go! | Right. Hallelujah - and let's go! |
1095 | 01:33:45,792 | 01:33:47,667 | The medical team taking care of the Chairman | The medical team taking care of the Chairman |
1096 | 01:33:47,750 | 01:33:51,417 | has established that the hospitalisation for observation, | has established that the hospitalisation for observation, |
1097 | 01:33:51,500 | 01:33:54,667 | diagnostics and treatment, as well as prevention | diagnostics and treatment, as well as prevention |
1098 | 01:33:54,750 | 01:33:59,207 | - led to the improvement of his health. - Does this mean he's healthy? | - led to the improvement of his health. - Does this mean he's healthy? |
1099 | 01:33:59,625 | 01:34:02,082 | The plan is that further treatment, including rehabilitation, | The plan is that further treatment, including rehabilitation, |
1100 | 01:34:02,167 | 01:34:05,457 | will take place in outpatient mode. Thank you very much. | will take place in outpatient mode. Thank you very much. |
1101 | 01:34:07,167 | 01:34:09,542 | Your crutch, sir. | Your crutch, sir. |
1102 | 01:34:11,542 | 01:34:17,000 | Carbon fibre, fibreglass, silver ion technology. | Carbon fibre, fibreglass, silver ion technology. |
1103 | 01:34:17,625 | 01:34:20,332 | - A Mercedes among crutches. - German? | - A Mercedes among crutches. - German? |
1104 | 01:34:20,417 | 01:34:22,125 | Made in Germany. | Made in Germany. |
1105 | 01:34:22,207 | 01:34:29,417 | Give me a Polish one. An ordinary Polish crutch. | Give me a Polish one. An ordinary Polish crutch. |
1106 | 01:34:29,500 | 01:34:32,000 | Here you go. | Here you go. |
1107 | 01:34:33,375 | 01:34:38,250 | Sir, this is Bartek, our best physiotherapist. | Sir, this is Bartek, our best physiotherapist. |
1108 | 01:34:38,332 | 01:34:39,792 | Nice to meet you. | Nice to meet you. |
1109 | 01:34:40,500 | 01:34:44,792 | Just like we said, everyday treatments at home. | Just like we said, everyday treatments at home. |
1110 | 01:34:47,832 | 01:34:51,667 | Well, we're going to do what we have to do. Nothing I can do about it. | Well, we're going to do what we have to do. Nothing I can do about it. |
1111 | 01:34:54,500 | 01:34:59,042 | - All clear, Bartek? - Well, we're going to do what we have to do. | - All clear, Bartek? - Well, we're going to do what we have to do. |
1112 | 01:34:59,125 | 01:35:01,207 | Nothing I can do about it. | Nothing I can do about it. |
1113 | 01:35:03,957 | 01:35:06,417 | - Sir, how are you doing? - I'm fine. | - Sir, how are you doing? - I'm fine. |
1114 | 01:35:06,500 | 01:35:12,832 | - What is the prognosis? - Thank you for your interest in a humble deputy. | - What is the prognosis? - Thank you for your interest in a humble deputy. |
1115 | 01:35:14,667 | 01:35:20,375 | - And this idiot, you know... - Another maxi Kaz. | - And this idiot, you know... - Another maxi Kaz. |
1116 | 01:35:20,917 | 01:35:26,082 | Well, he's gonna end up like the first if he doesn't back out right away. | Well, he's gonna end up like the first if he doesn't back out right away. |
1117 | 01:35:26,667 | 01:35:29,707 | - It's not that simple. - It's very simple. | - It's not that simple. - It's very simple. |
1118 | 01:35:29,792 | 01:35:32,375 | Sixth - thou shalt not commit adultery. | Sixth - thou shalt not commit adultery. |
1119 | 01:35:32,625 | 01:35:35,207 | Then take a look at this. | Then take a look at this. |
1120 | 01:35:35,832 | 01:35:39,957 | - What, is this my father again? - He wants to start his own party, | - What, is this my father again? - He wants to start his own party, |
1121 | 01:35:40,042 | 01:35:42,707 | and this one's supposed to set it up for him. | and this one's supposed to set it up for him. |
1122 | 01:35:42,792 | 01:35:47,207 | Pfft, a party. He wants more money. How much did he get so far? | Pfft, a party. He wants more money. How much did he get so far? |
1123 | 01:35:47,292 | 01:35:50,207 | 76 million and that's not the end of it. | 76 million and that's not the end of it. |
1124 | 01:35:51,417 | 01:35:56,457 | - More blackmail. - Well, then maybe let's stop giving him money? | - More blackmail. - Well, then maybe let's stop giving him money? |
1125 | 01:35:57,542 | 01:36:03,125 | But it's not about the money. It doesn't cost us anything. | But it's not about the money. It doesn't cost us anything. |
1126 | 01:36:04,167 | 01:36:09,792 | It's about whether his followers vote for us. | It's about whether his followers vote for us. |
1127 | 01:36:11,375 | 01:36:13,457 | Do you know who you're going to be massaging? | Do you know who you're going to be massaging? |
1128 | 01:36:13,542 | 01:36:14,667 | A patient. | A patient. |
1129 | 01:36:15,125 | 01:36:17,625 | He's a national treasure. If you break something... | He's a national treasure. If you break something... |
1130 | 01:36:17,707 | 01:36:20,542 | Then I will answer before God and history. | Then I will answer before God and history. |
1131 | 01:36:23,625 | 01:36:27,457 | - The Chairman is waiting. - May I? | - The Chairman is waiting. - May I? |
1132 | 01:36:28,957 | 01:36:30,292 | I'm watching you. | I'm watching you. |
1133 | 01:36:34,042 | 01:36:37,500 | - Hello. - Hello. | - Hello. - Hello. |
1134 | 01:36:40,417 | 01:36:44,582 | - So, where do we start? - Lie down, please. | - So, where do we start? - Lie down, please. |
1135 | 01:36:45,582 | 01:36:47,500 | All right. | All right. |
1136 | 01:36:47,582 | 01:36:50,792 | - And take off your pants. - Fine. | - And take off your pants. - Fine. |
1137 | 01:36:50,957 | 01:36:55,042 | - And I have to ask others to leave. - Sir? | - And I have to ask others to leave. - Sir? |
1138 | 01:36:55,332 | 01:36:59,332 | Well, I don't think you're going to assassinate me or something? | Well, I don't think you're going to assassinate me or something? |
1139 | 01:37:00,707 | 01:37:03,207 | That was a rhetorical question. Get out. | That was a rhetorical question. Get out. |
1140 | 01:37:08,167 | 01:37:09,207 | Need some help? | Need some help? |
1141 | 01:37:09,292 | 01:37:14,042 | Sure. Grab the cat, just be gentle, okay? | Sure. Grab the cat, just be gentle, okay? |
1142 | 01:37:14,667 | 01:37:16,750 | Come, come... | Come, come... |
1143 | 01:37:21,667 | 01:37:23,042 | Let's just put that away. | Let's just put that away. |
1144 | 01:37:23,125 | 01:37:27,207 | We'll start with manual therapy, and then we'll move on to exercises. | We'll start with manual therapy, and then we'll move on to exercises. |
1145 | 01:37:27,417 | 01:37:31,667 | - So, what am I supposed to do? - I'll be talking. | - So, what am I supposed to do? - I'll be talking. |
1146 | 01:37:32,375 | 01:37:35,875 | - So, I'm supposed to listen? - You should, at least. | - So, I'm supposed to listen? - You should, at least. |
1147 | 01:37:38,500 | 01:37:40,582 | Interesting. | Interesting. |
1148 | 01:38:21,875 | 01:38:27,042 | Straighten your leg. Yes, good, slowly... and now back. | Straighten your leg. Yes, good, slowly... and now back. |
1149 | 01:38:28,542 | 01:38:32,292 | Foot on the ball. Good, until you can't and back. | Foot on the ball. Good, until you can't and back. |
1150 | 01:38:33,582 | 01:38:37,292 | - It hurts a little bit. - Just a little bit more. You can do it! | - It hurts a little bit. - Just a little bit more. You can do it! |
1151 | 01:38:37,375 | 01:38:39,750 | Here you go. Great. And some more. | Here you go. Great. And some more. |
1152 | 01:38:40,042 | 01:38:44,667 | Foot on the ball. Yes, in parallel. And back. | Foot on the ball. Yes, in parallel. And back. |
1153 | 01:39:10,292 | 01:39:12,375 | Good morning, gentlemen. | Good morning, gentlemen. |
1154 | 01:39:13,957 | 01:39:16,042 | He ran to the other property. | He ran to the other property. |
1155 | 01:39:29,542 | 01:39:33,125 | Yeah, and he called Tusk and told him: you prick! | Yeah, and he called Tusk and told him: you prick! |
1156 | 01:39:34,957 | 01:39:37,167 | Yeah, a joke. | Yeah, a joke. |
1157 | 01:39:37,250 | 01:39:42,457 | Nobody's gonna tell us that white is white and black is black. | Nobody's gonna tell us that white is white and black is black. |
1158 | 01:39:55,042 | 01:39:58,417 | This is the most important issue for Poland. | This is the most important issue for Poland. |
1159 | 01:39:58,500 | 01:40:02,042 | Okay, we're going to slowly try to leave the crutch. Get it up and let's go. | Okay, we're going to slowly try to leave the crutch. Get it up and let's go. |
1160 | 01:40:03,792 | 01:40:09,042 | - Fine. - Easy. All right. Up, and go. | - Fine. - Easy. All right. Up, and go. |
1161 | 01:40:09,875 | 01:40:12,042 | All right. I'll hold it. | All right. I'll hold it. |
1162 | 01:40:16,082 | 01:40:17,457 | Go on. | Go on. |
1163 | 01:40:18,957 | 01:40:21,125 | Careful now, I'm letting you go. | Careful now, I'm letting you go. |
1164 | 01:40:27,832 | 01:40:29,875 | Did you see that? | Did you see that? |
1165 | 01:40:43,167 | 01:40:46,250 | - Tea for you. - Thank you. | - Tea for you. - Thank you. |
1166 | 01:40:46,792 | 01:40:50,792 | - I always brought him tea. - What, are you jealous? | - I always brought him tea. - What, are you jealous? |
1167 | 01:40:50,875 | 01:40:55,417 | Jealous? Me? I have a husband, I have a son. I have a life. | Jealous? Me? I have a husband, I have a son. I have a life. |
1168 | 01:40:56,292 | 01:41:02,125 | I'm just... I don't know. I'm worried. I'm worried about him. | I'm just... I don't know. I'm worried. I'm worried about him. |
1169 | 01:41:02,542 | 01:41:04,625 | Everything is going to be fine. He's doing great. | Everything is going to be fine. He's doing great. |
1170 | 01:41:04,707 | 01:41:07,457 | A week, two at most and I won't be needed here anymore. | A week, two at most and I won't be needed here anymore. |
1171 | 01:41:07,542 | 01:41:09,042 | Maybe, maybe not. | Maybe, maybe not. |
1172 | 01:41:09,417 | 01:41:11,875 | - I don't understand. - This is not only about the exercises. | - I don't understand. - This is not only about the exercises. |
1173 | 01:41:11,957 | 01:41:13,917 | He's doing better recently. | He's doing better recently. |
1174 | 01:41:14,000 | 01:41:18,292 | He seems more... talkative. He seems happier. | He seems more... talkative. He seems happier. |
1175 | 01:41:18,375 | 01:41:23,332 | You're making him better... I mean, not only his leg, but him as a whole. | You're making him better... I mean, not only his leg, but him as a whole. |
1176 | 01:41:24,582 | 01:41:26,667 | We have infiltrated the ranks of left-wing extremists. | We have infiltrated the ranks of left-wing extremists. |
1177 | 01:41:26,750 | 01:41:29,582 | And thanks to that, we could see from up close how neo-communists | And thanks to that, we could see from up close how neo-communists |
1178 | 01:41:29,667 | 01:41:32,707 | are celebrating the name day of Joseph Stalin. | are celebrating the name day of Joseph Stalin. |
1179 | 01:41:36,125 | 01:41:39,957 | - What are you watching? - Just flipping channels. | - What are you watching? - Just flipping channels. |
1180 | 01:41:40,750 | 01:41:42,832 | Want to watch a rodeo? | Want to watch a rodeo? |
1181 | 01:41:42,917 | 01:41:47,375 | You know, I think I'd rather jump on a horse and... | You know, I think I'd rather jump on a horse and... |
1182 | 01:41:47,750 | 01:41:51,832 | - Do you ride? - No, but I want to try. | - Do you ride? - No, but I want to try. |
1183 | 01:42:00,500 | 01:42:03,875 | - Cold. - And you? You don't want to? | - Cold. - And you? You don't want to? |
1184 | 01:42:03,957 | 01:42:10,417 | - On a horse? No. I'm not ten anymore. - So you rode? | - On a horse? No. I'm not ten anymore. - So you rode? |
1185 | 01:42:11,832 | 01:42:17,832 | I had a rocking horse. My brother had one, too. | I had a rocking horse. My brother had one, too. |
1186 | 01:42:19,500 | 01:42:26,042 | I think it was in 1954. We got it from Santa Claus. | I think it was in 1954. We got it from Santa Claus. |
1187 | 01:42:27,250 | 01:42:28,957 | And when you were ten? | And when you were ten? |
1188 | 01:42:30,500 | 01:42:36,042 | When I was ten, we used to go to skip stones. | When I was ten, we used to go to skip stones. |
1189 | 01:42:37,125 | 01:42:41,125 | You know, the water game. With stones. | You know, the water game. With stones. |
1190 | 01:42:41,207 | 01:42:44,125 | They skipped on the water, one, two, three. | They skipped on the water, one, two, three. |
1191 | 01:42:45,082 | 01:42:47,957 | - Sometimes even eight, nine, ten times. - Where? | - Sometimes even eight, nine, ten times. - Where? |
1192 | 01:42:48,375 | 01:42:49,707 | Not far from here. | Not far from here. |
1193 | 01:42:50,957 | 01:42:59,375 | Komuny Paryskiej, now Wilson Square and straight through Krasińskiego Street. | Komuny Paryskiej, now Wilson Square and straight through Krasińskiego Street. |
1194 | 01:42:59,750 | 01:43:01,832 | Can you teach me? | Can you teach me? |
1195 | 01:43:04,207 | 01:43:07,582 | - Maybe. One day. - Now. | - Maybe. One day. - Now. |
1196 | 01:43:10,542 | 01:43:13,250 | Okay, let's go to the river. | Okay, let's go to the river. |
1197 | 01:43:15,707 | 01:43:17,750 | Come, come. You can do it. | Come, come. You can do it. |
1198 | 01:43:17,832 | 01:43:20,250 | - No way. - But why? | - No way. - But why? |
1199 | 01:43:20,625 | 01:43:23,667 | - The Chairman has a car. - Who's in charge? You or Chairman? | - The Chairman has a car. - Who's in charge? You or Chairman? |
1200 | 01:43:25,207 | 01:43:28,207 | Me, of course. Let's go. | Me, of course. Let's go. |
1201 | 01:43:30,000 | 01:43:31,875 | - Small. - But yellow. | - Small. - But yellow. |
1202 | 01:43:31,957 | 01:43:34,042 | You're going to be an easy target. | You're going to be an easy target. |
1203 | 01:43:38,250 | 01:43:42,207 | - You're going the wrong way. - Don't worry, I know this place. | - You're going the wrong way. - Don't worry, I know this place. |
1204 | 01:43:42,625 | 01:43:45,707 | - My aunt lives here. - Do I know her? | - My aunt lives here. - Do I know her? |
1205 | 01:43:45,792 | 01:43:47,792 | I asked her. You don't. | I asked her. You don't. |
1206 | 01:43:49,375 | 01:43:51,457 | - Are you lost? - No. | - Are you lost? - No. |
1207 | 01:43:54,500 | 01:43:57,917 | - Well, great. Garbage disposal. - Do we have any garbage? | - Well, great. Garbage disposal. - Do we have any garbage? |
1208 | 01:43:58,000 | 01:44:00,707 | We do, but we can get rid of them easily. | We do, but we can get rid of them easily. |
1209 | 01:44:07,332 | 01:44:13,082 | - See? I told you! Small, but crazy, isn't it? - No, no, maybe not. | - See? I told you! Small, but crazy, isn't it? - No, no, maybe not. |
1210 | 01:44:13,457 | 01:44:15,292 | You're in charge. | You're in charge. |
1211 | 01:44:20,667 | 01:44:23,875 | All right. Go. | All right. Go. |
1212 | 01:44:26,707 | 01:44:29,167 | - I like it when you're like that. - Like what? | - I like it when you're like that. - Like what? |
1213 | 01:44:29,875 | 01:44:31,332 | Small, but crazy. | Small, but crazy. |
1214 | 01:44:34,375 | 01:44:37,792 | - Check it out. - Wow. | - Check it out. - Wow. |
1215 | 01:44:41,792 | 01:44:44,125 | Flatter. Just like that, look. | Flatter. Just like that, look. |
1216 | 01:44:53,832 | 01:44:57,625 | I'm sorry. Thank you. | I'm sorry. Thank you. |
1217 | 01:44:58,375 | 01:45:02,707 | - How's your leg? - Better. You're a fast learner. | - How's your leg? - Better. You're a fast learner. |
1218 | 01:45:03,542 | 01:45:07,250 | - I have a good teacher. - For skipping stones? A duck... | - I have a good teacher. - For skipping stones? A duck... |
1219 | 01:45:10,957 | 01:45:16,625 | - If only you could see us back in the day. - When and what? | - If only you could see us back in the day. - When and what? |
1220 | 01:45:19,917 | 01:45:25,582 | It was a long time ago. Well... We can't turn time back. | It was a long time ago. Well... We can't turn time back. |
1221 | 01:45:27,500 | 01:45:30,332 | But we still have time. | But we still have time. |
1222 | 01:45:33,917 | 01:45:37,542 | - We? - I do. You do. Everybody does. | - We? - I do. You do. Everybody does. |
1223 | 01:45:37,917 | 01:45:39,792 | We're planning something. | We're planning something. |
1224 | 01:45:40,582 | 01:45:44,332 | Did you think that you'd be skipping stones in the morning? | Did you think that you'd be skipping stones in the morning? |
1225 | 01:45:45,417 | 01:45:49,292 | Exactly! Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Maybe bungee? | Exactly! Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Maybe bungee? |
1226 | 01:45:50,875 | 01:45:52,292 | What is this? | What is this? |
1227 | 01:45:52,375 | 01:45:56,875 | A jump. An extreme one. It's like a rodeo, but without a horse. | A jump. An extreme one. It's like a rodeo, but without a horse. |
1228 | 01:45:57,667 | 01:46:02,417 | - Maybe even today. - No, I have a club meeting today. | - Maybe even today. - No, I have a club meeting today. |
1229 | 01:46:02,707 | 01:46:06,832 | - We can go to the club, no problem. - No, the parliamentary club. | - We can go to the club, no problem. - No, the parliamentary club. |
1230 | 01:46:08,750 | 01:46:13,832 | - What time is it? - Eight o'clock. Ten past. | - What time is it? - Eight o'clock. Ten past. |
1231 | 01:46:14,542 | 01:46:16,625 | Can you drive me? | Can you drive me? |
1232 | 01:46:21,000 | 01:46:24,667 | - It's not bad. - What are you talking about? | - It's not bad. - What are you talking about? |
1233 | 01:46:25,167 | 01:46:33,417 | Check it out. Pants for 24, jacket for 28, coat for 40... | Check it out. Pants for 24, jacket for 28, coat for 40... |
1234 | 01:46:33,500 | 01:46:38,792 | - And they say people can't afford stuff. - But... That was a laundry. | - And they say people can't afford stuff. - But... That was a laundry. |
1235 | 01:46:43,625 | 01:46:47,875 | Down with Duck the Dictator! | Down with Duck the Dictator! |
1236 | 01:46:48,625 | 01:46:54,250 | - Damn, we're not going to make it. A protest. - What now? | - Damn, we're not going to make it. A protest. - What now? |
1237 | 01:46:55,292 | 01:46:58,707 | - Let's see. - I'm not going with you. | - Let's see. - I'm not going with you. |
1238 | 01:46:58,792 | 01:47:02,250 | No, you slide down and put this on. | No, you slide down and put this on. |
1239 | 01:47:02,332 | 01:47:04,417 | Be right back. | Be right back. |
1240 | 01:47:17,457 | 01:47:23,125 | - Here. Put this on. - I'm supposed to pretend to be myself? | - Here. Put this on. - I'm supposed to pretend to be myself? |
1241 | 01:47:23,625 | 01:47:25,707 | Would you rather pretend to be Father Director? | Would you rather pretend to be Father Director? |
1242 | 01:47:25,792 | 01:47:27,082 | No. | No. |
1243 | 01:47:29,082 | 01:47:35,167 | - Are we gonna make it? - An extreme bungee jump, as you said. | - Are we gonna make it? - An extreme bungee jump, as you said. |
1244 | 01:47:39,207 | 01:47:48,582 | Down with Duck the Dictator! Down with Duck the Dictator! | Down with Duck the Dictator! Down with Duck the Dictator! |
1245 | 01:48:00,082 | 01:48:04,332 | - Good morning, sir! - I think you're confusing me with someone else. | - Good morning, sir! - I think you're confusing me with someone else. |
1246 | 01:48:04,417 | 01:48:06,667 | But I can see it, the walking stick, that's a great idea. | But I can see it, the walking stick, that's a great idea. |
1247 | 01:48:06,750 | 01:48:10,167 | It's not a walking stick. It's a crutch, but a Polish one, not German. | It's not a walking stick. It's a crutch, but a Polish one, not German. |
1248 | 01:48:10,250 | 01:48:13,457 | And that voice. Awesome. You'd make a great Chairman. | And that voice. Awesome. You'd make a great Chairman. |
1249 | 01:48:13,542 | 01:48:15,625 | Now, please tell us why you're here. | Now, please tell us why you're here. |
1250 | 01:48:15,707 | 01:48:19,167 | - Why do you protest? What do you think? - What do I think? | - Why do you protest? What do you think? - What do I think? |
1251 | 01:48:19,250 | 01:48:20,457 | As the Chairman. | As the Chairman. |
1252 | 01:48:20,542 | 01:48:25,207 | This is madness. This is madness caused by a certain group of people, | This is madness. This is madness caused by a certain group of people, |
1253 | 01:48:25,292 | 01:48:26,750 | which spreads to others. | which spreads to others. |
1254 | 01:48:26,832 | 01:48:29,125 | They are now walking under a white and red banner, | They are now walking under a white and red banner, |
1255 | 01:48:29,207 | 01:48:30,957 | but they despise Poland. | but they despise Poland. |
1256 | 01:48:31,042 | 01:48:34,000 | They want to be somebody else. They say they want to be Europeans. | They want to be somebody else. They say they want to be Europeans. |
1257 | 01:48:34,082 | 01:48:38,167 | Poles are Europeans, because they are Poles, | Poles are Europeans, because they are Poles, |
1258 | 01:48:38,250 | 01:48:41,207 | each one of us is European, because we're Polish. | each one of us is European, because we're Polish. |
1259 | 01:48:41,292 | 01:48:46,042 | But they don't understand it that way. They renounce their Polishness. | But they don't understand it that way. They renounce their Polishness. |
1260 | 01:48:46,375 | 01:48:54,332 | Every society has such elements, the most demoralised, despicable, animal. | Every society has such elements, the most demoralised, despicable, animal. |
1261 | 01:48:54,500 | 01:48:59,000 | And I repeat - they are second-grade citizens! They don't act selflessly. | And I repeat - they are second-grade citizens! They don't act selflessly. |
1262 | 01:48:59,082 | 01:49:03,375 | They are supported by forces, who want to keep Poland as low as possible. | They are supported by forces, who want to keep Poland as low as possible. |
1263 | 01:49:03,750 | 01:49:07,000 | To turn Poland into some kind of a colony. | To turn Poland into some kind of a colony. |
1264 | 01:49:07,082 | 01:49:10,042 | We will never let Poland to be turned into a colony. | We will never let Poland to be turned into a colony. |
1265 | 01:49:10,582 | 01:49:13,500 | Poland will not be a colony! We are not going to let that happen! | Poland will not be a colony! We are not going to let that happen! |
1266 | 01:49:13,582 | 01:49:19,125 | If you don't jump, you're with the Chairman! Jump! Jump! Jump! | If you don't jump, you're with the Chairman! Jump! Jump! Jump! |
1267 | 01:49:19,207 | 01:49:23,000 | If you don't jump, you're with the Chairman! Jump! Jump! Jump! Let's go. | If you don't jump, you're with the Chairman! Jump! Jump! Jump! Let's go. |
1268 | 01:49:31,000 | 01:49:33,375 | - Let us through. - You can't be here. | - Let us through. - You can't be here. |
1269 | 01:49:34,207 | 01:49:36,375 | - And now? - Fuck! I'm sorry. | - And now? - Fuck! I'm sorry. |
1270 | 01:49:36,457 | 01:49:38,667 | Go to the marshal. They'll take care of you there. | Go to the marshal. They'll take care of you there. |
1271 | 01:49:38,792 | 01:49:40,582 | - Wait a second. - I'm in a hurry. | - Wait a second. - I'm in a hurry. |
1272 | 01:49:40,667 | 01:49:42,750 | You were serious out there? | You were serious out there? |
1273 | 01:49:42,832 | 01:49:44,457 | That this is madness, that they despise Poland? | That this is madness, that they despise Poland? |
1274 | 01:49:44,542 | 01:49:45,707 | I think it's obvious. | I think it's obvious. |
1275 | 01:49:45,792 | 01:49:48,207 | - So what, I'm demoralised, too? - You? | - So what, I'm demoralised, too? - You? |
1276 | 01:49:48,292 | 01:49:50,667 | I'm a second-grade citizen? Because I yell "Constitution!" | I'm a second-grade citizen? Because I yell "Constitution!" |
1277 | 01:49:50,750 | 01:49:52,832 | "Freedom for LGBT?" | "Freedom for LGBT?" |
1278 | 01:49:54,582 | 01:49:57,292 | Wait, you're not with us? | Wait, you're not with us? |
1279 | 01:49:58,167 | 01:50:00,875 | I'm myself. And I'll always be myself. | I'm myself. And I'll always be myself. |
1280 | 01:50:01,457 | 01:50:04,957 | I didn't think this was important to you, but I see that it is. | I didn't think this was important to you, but I see that it is. |
1281 | 01:50:06,207 | 01:50:08,500 | That would end badly. | That would end badly. |
1282 | 01:50:13,832 | 01:50:18,332 | - Goodbye. - Goodbye, little prince. | - Goodbye. - Goodbye, little prince. |
1283 | 01:50:37,375 | 01:50:40,582 | Like it used to be | Like it used to be |
1284 | 01:51:02,832 | 01:51:05,625 | - Oh my God, what happened? - Nothing important. Come with me, please. | - Oh my God, what happened? - Nothing important. Come with me, please. |
1285 | 01:51:05,750 | 01:51:08,375 | But wait, there's a man, there's a man out there. | But wait, there's a man, there's a man out there. |
1286 | 01:51:08,457 | 01:51:10,542 | Later. Safety reasons. | Later. Safety reasons. |
1287 | 01:51:20,332 | 01:51:21,292 | How's he doing? | How's he doing? |
1288 | 01:51:21,375 | 01:51:23,750 | Scratches. His pupils are fine. Overall, he's okay. | Scratches. His pupils are fine. Overall, he's okay. |
1289 | 01:51:23,875 | 01:51:27,000 | - Go to the hospital anyway, for a blood test. - I can't. | - Go to the hospital anyway, for a blood test. - I can't. |
1290 | 01:51:27,207 | 01:51:29,875 | - Have you been drinking? - I need to go see my wife. | - Have you been drinking? - I need to go see my wife. |
1291 | 01:51:29,957 | 01:51:31,375 | Right, right. Take him away. | Right, right. Take him away. |
1292 | 01:51:31,457 | 01:51:34,582 | But she's at the cemetery. I wanted to light her a candle. | But she's at the cemetery. I wanted to light her a candle. |
1293 | 01:51:34,667 | 01:51:36,167 | She'll wait if she loves you. | She'll wait if she loves you. |
1294 | 01:51:36,500 | 01:51:43,125 | - So, you turned the blinker on? - Like I said many times. I did. | - So, you turned the blinker on? - Like I said many times. I did. |
1295 | 01:51:43,500 | 01:51:45,542 | And I had the right of way. | And I had the right of way. |
1296 | 01:51:46,667 | 01:51:49,457 | - Do you have any witnesses? - What witnesses? What witnesses? | - Do you have any witnesses? - What witnesses? What witnesses? |
1297 | 01:51:49,542 | 01:51:51,625 | I was alone. | I was alone. |
1298 | 01:51:51,792 | 01:51:54,125 | So, no witnesses. | So, no witnesses. |
1299 | 01:51:54,582 | 01:51:56,917 | How many times do I have to repeat myself? | How many times do I have to repeat myself? |
1300 | 01:51:57,000 | 01:52:00,792 | I already told you everything, every single thing. | I already told you everything, every single thing. |
1301 | 01:52:00,875 | 01:52:04,500 | Just write down whatever you have to write. I'll sign it. | Just write down whatever you have to write. I'll sign it. |
1302 | 01:52:04,582 | 01:52:07,792 | - How do I know if that's everything? - And who knows? | - How do I know if that's everything? - And who knows? |
1303 | 01:52:08,125 | 01:52:09,292 | The chief? | The chief? |
1304 | 01:52:16,750 | 01:52:19,792 | We have the blood test and agents' testimonies. | We have the blood test and agents' testimonies. |
1305 | 01:52:19,875 | 01:52:21,292 | What's the result? | What's the result? |
1306 | 01:52:21,375 | 01:52:24,000 | - Zero. - Fuck. | - Zero. - Fuck. |
1307 | 01:52:24,917 | 01:52:29,125 | - What? Would you rather he'd been drinking? - That would make things easier. | - What? Would you rather he'd been drinking? - That would make things easier. |
1308 | 01:52:29,207 | 01:52:31,082 | So what do we do? | So what do we do? |
1309 | 01:52:32,167 | 01:52:35,042 | Chief, the prosecutor is here. | Chief, the prosecutor is here. |
1310 | 01:52:35,500 | 01:52:39,250 | - Charges? We're still working on it. - I need them pronto. | - Charges? We're still working on it. - I need them pronto. |
1311 | 01:52:39,332 | 01:52:43,832 | - But the testimonies contradict each other. - Then change them. Just make them right. | - But the testimonies contradict each other. - Then change them. Just make them right. |
1312 | 01:52:43,917 | 01:52:44,707 | How? | How? |
1313 | 01:52:44,792 | 01:52:47,667 | You have some means, right? Means of persuasion. | You have some means, right? Means of persuasion. |
1314 | 01:52:47,750 | 01:52:51,125 | - Can you be more specific? - Just go and talk honestly. | - Can you be more specific? - Just go and talk honestly. |
1315 | 01:52:51,625 | 01:52:53,957 | - Honestly? - Yeah, go tough. | - Honestly? - Yeah, go tough. |
1316 | 01:52:54,042 | 01:52:57,957 | You know how it is. If you have a soft heart, you gotta have a hard ass. | You know how it is. If you have a soft heart, you gotta have a hard ass. |
1317 | 01:53:03,207 | 01:53:06,917 | Chief, turn on the TV. Channel 1. | Chief, turn on the TV. Channel 1. |
1318 | 01:53:11,375 | 01:53:15,667 | The speed of the cars, which used proper signals, | The speed of the cars, which used proper signals, |
1319 | 01:53:15,750 | 01:53:20,332 | was appropriate, approximately seventy kilometres per hour. | was appropriate, approximately seventy kilometres per hour. |
1320 | 01:53:20,417 | 01:53:27,250 | There has been a collision with a car driven by an elderly man. | There has been a collision with a car driven by an elderly man. |
1321 | 01:53:27,667 | 01:53:29,542 | He pleaded guilty. | He pleaded guilty. |
1322 | 01:53:30,250 | 01:53:33,500 | See? It's done. | See? It's done. |
1323 | 01:53:34,250 | 01:53:38,625 | - He pleaded guilty. - Fuck. | - He pleaded guilty. - Fuck. |
1324 | 01:53:44,500 | 01:53:47,125 | - I'm not signing that. - That won't change a thing. | - I'm not signing that. - That won't change a thing. |
1325 | 01:53:47,207 | 01:53:49,250 | And if you do, it's gonna get swept under the rug. | And if you do, it's gonna get swept under the rug. |
1326 | 01:53:49,332 | 01:53:51,832 | Maybe a small fine, some penalty points. | Maybe a small fine, some penalty points. |
1327 | 01:53:52,792 | 01:53:55,625 | - I'm not signing that. - How about with no points? | - I'm not signing that. - How about with no points? |
1328 | 01:53:59,957 | 01:54:03,582 | Okay, you want me to be tough? I'm gonna be tough. | Okay, you want me to be tough? I'm gonna be tough. |
1329 | 01:54:03,667 | 01:54:07,082 | The prosecutor's gonna screw you. He's already going after you. | The prosecutor's gonna screw you. He's already going after you. |
1330 | 01:54:07,167 | 01:54:09,957 | He wants to charge you with causing an accident in land traffic. | He wants to charge you with causing an accident in land traffic. |
1331 | 01:54:10,042 | 01:54:13,707 | Up to three years in prison. Do you really need that? | Up to three years in prison. Do you really need that? |
1332 | 01:54:16,082 | 01:54:21,500 | - Am I gonna be fine if I sign it? - Of course. | - Am I gonna be fine if I sign it? - Of course. |
1333 | 01:54:23,707 | 01:54:27,625 | - Chief, the media. - What media? Where? | - Chief, the media. - What media? Where? |
1334 | 01:54:27,792 | 01:54:31,750 | Out front. TV, radio, Internet, everything. | Out front. TV, radio, Internet, everything. |
1335 | 01:54:32,582 | 01:54:34,667 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
1336 | 01:54:38,792 | 01:54:42,375 | - A pack of wolves. - Maybe you can tell them something? | - A pack of wolves. - Maybe you can tell them something? |
1337 | 01:54:42,792 | 01:54:45,457 | And who do you fucking think I am? A celebrity? | And who do you fucking think I am? A celebrity? |
1338 | 01:54:45,542 | 01:54:47,875 | Maybe! Maybe this is how you get famous. | Maybe! Maybe this is how you get famous. |
1339 | 01:54:48,250 | 01:54:50,500 | You know how many fucks do I give about fame? Zero. | You know how many fucks do I give about fame? Zero. |
1340 | 01:54:50,582 | 01:54:53,250 | Want to go there? Go, you're gonna be fucking famous. | Want to go there? Go, you're gonna be fucking famous. |
1341 | 01:54:53,332 | 01:54:55,000 | Me? No, I'm too humble for that. | Me? No, I'm too humble for that. |
1342 | 01:54:55,082 | 01:54:57,250 | Then why the fuck are you trying to get me to go out there? | Then why the fuck are you trying to get me to go out there? |
1343 | 01:54:57,417 | 01:54:59,792 | Let him sign whatever he wants and tell him to fuck off. | Let him sign whatever he wants and tell him to fuck off. |
1344 | 01:54:59,875 | 01:55:01,707 | As bait for that wolfpack. | As bait for that wolfpack. |
1345 | 01:55:12,457 | 01:55:15,375 | - Have you been charged? - For what? | - Have you been charged? - For what? |
1346 | 01:55:15,707 | 01:55:18,042 | - Did you fail to yield the right of way? - Did you fall asleep behind the wheel? | - Did you fail to yield the right of way? - Did you fall asleep behind the wheel? |
1347 | 01:55:18,125 | 01:55:19,417 | Didn't you hear the sirens? | Didn't you hear the sirens? |
1348 | 01:55:19,500 | 01:55:21,582 | Was this an assassination attempt on the Prime Minister? | Was this an assassination attempt on the Prime Minister? |
1349 | 01:55:21,667 | 01:55:24,542 | - It's not true. - The prosecutor claims you admitted fault. | - It's not true. - The prosecutor claims you admitted fault. |
1350 | 01:55:24,667 | 01:55:27,542 | - And the Minister of Interior. - They are lying. | - And the Minister of Interior. - They are lying. |
1351 | 01:55:27,625 | 01:55:31,957 | - Do you have any proof of that? - The truth will prevail. | - Do you have any proof of that? - The truth will prevail. |
1352 | 01:55:32,042 | 01:55:33,250 | We know that the driver of the Fiat, | We know that the driver of the Fiat, |
1353 | 01:55:33,332 | 01:55:36,457 | Stefan D., was charged with inadvertently causing an accident. | Stefan D., was charged with inadvertently causing an accident. |
1354 | 01:55:36,542 | 01:55:40,457 | The driver hasn't admitted his guilt, and the prosecutor's office did not reveal is statements. | The driver hasn't admitted his guilt, and the prosecutor's office did not reveal is statements. |
1355 | 01:55:40,667 | 01:55:43,250 | Mister President, come to the studio. | Mister President, come to the studio. |
1356 | 01:55:43,332 | 01:55:46,292 | I am glad that the Prime Minister came out of this unscathed. | I am glad that the Prime Minister came out of this unscathed. |
1357 | 01:55:46,375 | 01:55:50,167 | The person who was accused of causing the accident wrote the following: | The person who was accused of causing the accident wrote the following: |
1358 | 01:55:50,250 | 01:55:55,207 | I was treated exceptionally unfairly, and they tried to make me a scapegoat. | I was treated exceptionally unfairly, and they tried to make me a scapegoat. |
1359 | 01:55:55,292 | 01:55:59,000 | They ignored the obvious violation of traffic laws by the BOR drivers, | They ignored the obvious violation of traffic laws by the BOR drivers, |
1360 | 01:55:59,082 | 01:56:02,375 | who drive like madmen and feel like the law does not apply to them. | who drive like madmen and feel like the law does not apply to them. |
1361 | 01:56:02,832 | 01:56:05,457 | After what happened in the Lublin region, | After what happened in the Lublin region, |
1362 | 01:56:06,042 | 01:56:10,000 | we need to ask ourselves about the quality of the Polish rule of law | we need to ask ourselves about the quality of the Polish rule of law |
1363 | 01:56:10,082 | 01:56:12,167 | and the Polish legal system. | and the Polish legal system. |
1364 | 01:56:12,542 | 01:56:20,625 | The way of treating a suspect, the way of conducting interrogations... | The way of treating a suspect, the way of conducting interrogations... |
1365 | 01:56:21,750 | 01:56:24,332 | There are a few very clear indications | There are a few very clear indications |
1366 | 01:56:24,417 | 01:56:27,250 | that we should think about the quality of the rule of law. | that we should think about the quality of the rule of law. |
1367 | 01:56:27,332 | 01:56:29,417 | Well, before you say too much, | Well, before you say too much, |
1368 | 01:56:29,500 | 01:56:35,667 | I'll add that it was a letter from a woman, who was hit by a limo of the former President. | I'll add that it was a letter from a woman, who was hit by a limo of the former President. |
1369 | 01:56:35,832 | 01:56:42,875 | A fellow member of your party. And for that crime, she was punished with a six hundred złoty fine. | A fellow member of your party. And for that crime, she was punished with a six hundred złoty fine. |
1370 | 01:56:49,542 | 01:56:53,250 | - What a moron! - Well, you made it work somehow. | - What a moron! - Well, you made it work somehow. |
1371 | 01:56:53,417 | 01:56:56,707 | It's about you, you moron! You set me up for this interview! | It's about you, you moron! You set me up for this interview! |
1372 | 01:56:56,792 | 01:56:59,417 | You didn't know what the fuck he was gonna ask? | You didn't know what the fuck he was gonna ask? |
1373 | 01:56:59,667 | 01:57:00,542 | That's never going to happen again. | That's never going to happen again. |
1374 | 01:57:00,625 | 01:57:02,207 | It won't, because you're fucking fired! | It won't, because you're fucking fired! |
1375 | 01:57:02,750 | 01:57:04,832 | - I have everything you wanted. - Wait a second. I'm almost done. | - I have everything you wanted. - Wait a second. I'm almost done. |
1376 | 01:57:05,582 | 01:57:08,167 | Get the fuck out of here. Right now! And I'm deducting the laptop from your pay! | Get the fuck out of here. Right now! And I'm deducting the laptop from your pay! |
1377 | 01:57:17,917 | 01:57:19,250 | Where did you get that? | Where did you get that? |
1378 | 01:57:19,332 | 01:57:22,582 | I paid a lot for this, but it was worth it, right? | I paid a lot for this, but it was worth it, right? |
1379 | 01:57:29,750 | 01:57:31,875 | First place on the electoral list? | First place on the electoral list? |
1380 | 01:57:31,957 | 01:57:33,292 | You're not gonna to give it to a drug addict? | You're not gonna to give it to a drug addict? |
1381 | 01:57:33,375 | 01:57:36,167 | - Send this to me. - I've got the first place? | - Send this to me. - I've got the first place? |
1382 | 01:57:38,750 | 01:57:45,375 | - You're a very bad person. - Don't be sexist. Not a person, a woman. | - You're a very bad person. - Don't be sexist. Not a person, a woman. |
1383 | 01:57:47,832 | 01:57:51,792 | - You're not going to order octopuses? - Don't even remind me. Pork chops. | - You're not going to order octopuses? - Don't even remind me. Pork chops. |
1384 | 01:57:52,167 | 01:57:53,750 | Of course. | Of course. |
1385 | 01:57:59,000 | 01:58:02,207 | - Look what I got! - Where did you get that? | - Look what I got! - Where did you get that? |
1386 | 01:58:02,292 | 01:58:06,417 | I can't give you the first spot. Fourth, maybe third has a chance. | I can't give you the first spot. Fourth, maybe third has a chance. |
1387 | 01:58:06,500 | 01:58:07,500 | So, you're not crossing me off? | So, you're not crossing me off? |
1388 | 01:58:07,957 | 01:58:10,832 | What's the point? You're mine now. | What's the point? You're mine now. |
1389 | 01:58:13,457 | 01:58:15,917 | - Who has the first spot? - Your favourite. | - Who has the first spot? - Your favourite. |
1390 | 01:58:16,000 | 01:58:17,500 | For what? | For what? |
1391 | 01:58:26,417 | 01:58:30,792 | - What is this? - Her e-mails. A lot of them are about you. | - What is this? - Her e-mails. A lot of them are about you. |
1392 | 01:58:44,167 | 01:58:47,125 | She's a really nasty woman. | She's a really nasty woman. |
1393 | 01:58:47,207 | 01:58:49,250 | Just take a look at that. | Just take a look at that. |
1394 | 01:58:49,542 | 01:58:52,082 | - See? - Well, I see - but what? | - See? - Well, I see - but what? |
1395 | 01:58:52,167 | 01:58:55,082 | People did a fundraiser for this old prick, so that he can buy a new car. | People did a fundraiser for this old prick, so that he can buy a new car. |
1396 | 01:58:55,167 | 01:58:57,457 | Get the Prime Fucking Minister to buy him one. | Get the Prime Fucking Minister to buy him one. |
1397 | 01:58:57,542 | 01:59:02,207 | - 165,824... - What, should I chip in? | - 165,824... - What, should I chip in? |
1398 | 01:59:03,457 | 01:59:08,542 | Nearly 30,000 people. If these were votes, he'd have a spot in the Parliament. | Nearly 30,000 people. If these were votes, he'd have a spot in the Parliament. |
1399 | 01:59:09,625 | 01:59:13,082 | And that's not all. Just look at his name. | And that's not all. Just look at his name. |
1400 | 01:59:16,125 | 01:59:21,582 | - Like the secret service coordinator. - We could take advantage of this coincidence. | - Like the secret service coordinator. - We could take advantage of this coincidence. |
1401 | 01:59:23,417 | 01:59:25,457 | We could always use another person in our ranks. | We could always use another person in our ranks. |
1402 | 01:59:37,582 | 01:59:44,832 | - Hello. - I know you. From TV. | - Hello. - I know you. From TV. |
1403 | 01:59:46,792 | 01:59:49,332 | - Can we talk for a moment? - If there's anything to talk. | - Can we talk for a moment? - If there's anything to talk. |
1404 | 01:59:50,125 | 01:59:52,417 | A deputy? Me? | A deputy? Me? |
1405 | 01:59:54,750 | 01:59:58,250 | We'll give you a spot, do a campaign, everything that we need to do. | We'll give you a spot, do a campaign, everything that we need to do. |
1406 | 01:59:58,332 | 01:59:59,667 | You don't have to do much. | You don't have to do much. |
1407 | 02:00:00,500 | 02:00:03,750 | Yeah, but why me? | Yeah, but why me? |
1408 | 02:00:05,457 | 02:00:12,250 | Honestly? We were moved by your story. And so were others. | Honestly? We were moved by your story. And so were others. |
1409 | 02:00:13,667 | 02:00:17,917 | David, Goliath... You know... | David, Goliath... You know... |
1410 | 02:00:18,000 | 02:00:22,917 | And in addition, you're named just like the secret service coordinator. | And in addition, you're named just like the secret service coordinator. |
1411 | 02:00:24,332 | 02:00:26,417 | Ballot papers don't have photos on them. | Ballot papers don't have photos on them. |
1412 | 02:00:26,500 | 02:00:29,542 | If we put your name on the list, people are going to get confused. | If we put your name on the list, people are going to get confused. |
1413 | 02:00:34,417 | 02:00:36,457 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1414 | 02:00:36,707 | 02:00:38,957 | Enough emotions. Let's get down to business. | Enough emotions. Let's get down to business. |
1415 | 02:00:39,042 | 02:00:40,625 | - What's in it for you? - Sure. | - What's in it for you? - Sure. |
1416 | 02:00:40,875 | 02:00:47,000 | - Ten thousand a month. - Eight, the Chairman cut it. | - Ten thousand a month. - Eight, the Chairman cut it. |
1417 | 02:00:47,082 | 02:00:49,542 | There's also a 2,500 allowance. | There's also a 2,500 allowance. |
1418 | 02:00:49,625 | 02:00:53,832 | There's also going to be some bonus from committees. Some cash for your office. | There's also going to be some bonus from committees. Some cash for your office. |
1419 | 02:00:53,917 | 02:00:57,042 | All costs covered, vehicle allowance - awesome life. | All costs covered, vehicle allowance - awesome life. |
1420 | 02:00:57,125 | 02:00:59,542 | But... for what? I don't know anything about this. | But... for what? I don't know anything about this. |
1421 | 02:00:59,625 | 02:01:06,625 | I was a school teacher, I taught history. I do tutoring for additional cash. | I was a school teacher, I taught history. I do tutoring for additional cash. |
1422 | 02:01:10,167 | 02:01:13,042 | Just take a look at him. Jacek, right? | Just take a look at him. Jacek, right? |
1423 | 02:01:13,125 | 02:01:18,542 | He doesn't know shit. So what? He's going to be in Parliament someday, too. | He doesn't know shit. So what? He's going to be in Parliament someday, too. |
1424 | 02:01:21,167 | 02:01:25,042 | Yeah, but you need to have some views, ideals... | Yeah, but you need to have some views, ideals... |
1425 | 02:01:25,125 | 02:01:28,792 | And you don't know anything about me. | And you don't know anything about me. |
1426 | 02:01:29,042 | 02:01:32,542 | You said on TV that the right wing is lying and that they're evil. | You said on TV that the right wing is lying and that they're evil. |
1427 | 02:01:32,625 | 02:01:36,875 | - That's enough. - Yeah, and that truth will prevail. | - That's enough. - Yeah, and that truth will prevail. |
1428 | 02:01:36,957 | 02:01:38,875 | And that's a fucking good slogan. | And that's a fucking good slogan. |
1429 | 02:01:48,582 | 02:01:52,125 | - Gender professor? - I didn't write that. | - Gender professor? - I didn't write that. |
1430 | 02:01:52,207 | 02:01:56,000 | What a great idea that was! I haven't taught in four years. | What a great idea that was! I haven't taught in four years. |
1431 | 02:01:56,750 | 02:01:59,042 | - Did you tear down my posters? - No! | - Did you tear down my posters? - No! |
1432 | 02:01:59,125 | 02:02:00,332 | Your people! | Your people! |
1433 | 02:02:03,207 | 02:02:06,875 | - Hello. - Hello. | - Hello. - Hello. |
1434 | 02:02:07,332 | 02:02:10,750 | - Did something happen? - Nothing you could fucking understand. | - Did something happen? - Nothing you could fucking understand. |
1435 | 02:02:12,082 | 02:02:15,125 | Exactly! I don't understand. | Exactly! I don't understand. |
1436 | 02:02:15,207 | 02:02:21,082 | I counted my posters and there's only ten of them. | I counted my posters and there's only ten of them. |
1437 | 02:02:21,167 | 02:02:23,000 | Maybe this guy tore them down. | Maybe this guy tore them down. |
1438 | 02:02:23,082 | 02:02:28,457 | But we ordered a thousand and there was an invoice. | But we ordered a thousand and there was an invoice. |
1439 | 02:02:28,542 | 02:02:32,750 | Man, are you sure you want to be a politician? A deputy, right? | Man, are you sure you want to be a politician? A deputy, right? |
1440 | 02:02:32,832 | 02:02:36,000 | - I'm a candidate. - Where are you going to get the money? | - I'm a candidate. - Where are you going to get the money? |
1441 | 02:02:36,542 | 02:02:39,667 | You need to buy suits, shoes, a car... | You need to buy suits, shoes, a car... |
1442 | 02:02:39,792 | 02:02:43,250 | How are you going to make a living? From your allowance? Not gonna happen. | How are you going to make a living? From your allowance? Not gonna happen. |
1443 | 02:02:43,875 | 02:02:45,832 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
1444 | 02:02:45,917 | 02:02:49,707 | What he wants to say is that you can't be too honest in politics. | What he wants to say is that you can't be too honest in politics. |
1445 | 02:02:49,792 | 02:02:54,957 | Posters, banners, leaflets, advertisements, the whole campaign thing | Posters, banners, leaflets, advertisements, the whole campaign thing |
1446 | 02:02:55,042 | 02:02:57,375 | is a very good way to make money. | is a very good way to make money. |
1447 | 02:02:57,457 | 02:03:01,042 | Invoice minus the goods equals pure profit. Your profit. | Invoice minus the goods equals pure profit. Your profit. |
1448 | 02:03:01,125 | 02:03:03,750 | And so, here you go - your leaflets, | And so, here you go - your leaflets, |
1449 | 02:03:03,832 | 02:03:06,707 | just don't count them, because you're going to be disappointed. | just don't count them, because you're going to be disappointed. |
1450 | 02:03:06,792 | 02:03:08,125 | But these are not mine. | But these are not mine. |
1451 | 02:03:08,207 | 02:03:10,582 | Not yours? What? The list, the number, your photo. | Not yours? What? The list, the number, your photo. |
1452 | 02:03:11,207 | 02:03:15,582 | But it says nothing about my platform. | But it says nothing about my platform. |
1453 | 02:03:15,667 | 02:03:19,457 | I wrote everything myself. | I wrote everything myself. |
1454 | 02:03:19,917 | 02:03:22,375 | Are you really sure you want to be a politician? | Are you really sure you want to be a politician? |
1455 | 02:03:25,000 | 02:03:32,957 | - But what's the matter? - There's not a single word there. | - But what's the matter? - There's not a single word there. |
1456 | 02:03:34,292 | 02:03:39,957 | - There's your slogan, that's enough. - And my platform? | - There's your slogan, that's enough. - And my platform? |
1457 | 02:03:40,250 | 02:03:41,582 | That's it? | That's it? |
1458 | 02:03:46,250 | 02:03:50,750 | - Ambitious. - I thought about it. | - Ambitious. - I thought about it. |
1459 | 02:03:51,042 | 02:03:53,875 | - Stefan, don't. That's a mistake. - A mistake? | - Stefan, don't. That's a mistake. - A mistake? |
1460 | 02:03:54,542 | 02:03:57,832 | That's not what you do. I'm the thinking one. | That's not what you do. I'm the thinking one. |
1461 | 02:03:58,417 | 02:04:00,125 | What about me? | What about me? |
1462 | 02:04:01,875 | 02:04:08,417 | - Well, how do I put it... Are you a beekeeper? - Actually, I am. Four beehives. | - Well, how do I put it... Are you a beekeeper? - Actually, I am. Four beehives. |
1463 | 02:04:10,292 | 02:04:16,375 | Every party is like a hive. It has a queen - that's me. | Every party is like a hive. It has a queen - that's me. |
1464 | 02:04:17,417 | 02:04:19,707 | And there are drones. Just like you. | And there are drones. Just like you. |
1465 | 02:04:19,792 | 02:04:24,082 | - That's the system in our country. - And what about democracy? | - That's the system in our country. - And what about democracy? |
1466 | 02:04:24,167 | 02:04:27,125 | We have it. The hives are fighting each other. | We have it. The hives are fighting each other. |
1467 | 02:04:27,207 | 02:04:34,000 | - That's democracy. - So, my opinion doesn't matter? | - That's democracy. - So, my opinion doesn't matter? |
1468 | 02:04:36,000 | 02:04:41,417 | You don't have any opinions. Don't even try. You're going to go mad. | You don't have any opinions. Don't even try. You're going to go mad. |
1469 | 02:04:41,500 | 02:04:45,417 | - No! - This is for your own good, Stefan. | - No! - This is for your own good, Stefan. |
1470 | 02:04:48,082 | 02:04:51,375 | And don't get too worked up. You're pushing eighty. | And don't get too worked up. You're pushing eighty. |
1471 | 02:04:53,917 | 02:04:57,417 | Polish parliamentary election. We elect deputies and senators, | Polish parliamentary election. We elect deputies and senators, |
1472 | 02:04:57,500 | 02:05:02,707 | and the choice will have a significant impact on the quality of our lives in the years to come. | and the choice will have a significant impact on the quality of our lives in the years to come. |
1473 | 02:05:02,792 | 02:05:07,582 | The election is an act of democracy. The vote of every Polish citizen, | The election is an act of democracy. The vote of every Polish citizen, |
1474 | 02:05:07,667 | 02:05:11,917 | of every single one of us, has the same weight and significance. | of every single one of us, has the same weight and significance. |
1475 | 02:05:12,042 | 02:05:17,875 | This is why we remind you to cast your vote, because this is our duty as citizens. | This is why we remind you to cast your vote, because this is our duty as citizens. |
1476 | 02:05:17,957 | 02:05:21,917 | Every vote cast in the elections, is a vote cast for Poland. | Every vote cast in the elections, is a vote cast for Poland. |
1477 | 02:05:22,000 | 02:05:25,250 | Regardless of how many lists will receive our votes, | Regardless of how many lists will receive our votes, |
1478 | 02:05:25,332 | 02:05:29,417 | we are going to meet in one, common Poland. | we are going to meet in one, common Poland. |
1479 | 02:05:53,625 | 02:05:58,957 | Five, four, three, two, one. | Five, four, three, two, one. |
1480 | 02:05:59,042 | 02:06:03,042 | And there we have it, the latest results of this year's election. | And there we have it, the latest results of this year's election. |
1481 | 02:06:17,832 | 02:06:19,917 | We're about to witness the first meeting of the new Parliament. | We're about to witness the first meeting of the new Parliament. |
1482 | 02:06:20,000 | 02:06:21,750 | According to the parliamentary tradition, | According to the parliamentary tradition, |
1483 | 02:06:21,832 | 02:06:25,250 | the oldest deputy will lead the first meeting as the Senior Marshal. | the oldest deputy will lead the first meeting as the Senior Marshal. |
1484 | 02:06:25,542 | 02:06:28,917 | Everyone, please stand... | Everyone, please stand... |
1485 | 02:06:30,250 | 02:06:33,417 | ...for the oath. | ...for the oath. |
1486 | 02:06:35,250 | 02:06:43,875 | I solemnly swear to diligently carry out the duties on behalf of the nation. | I solemnly swear to diligently carry out the duties on behalf of the nation. |
1487 | 02:06:45,375 | 02:06:50,792 | Protect the sovereignty of the state and its interests. | Protect the sovereignty of the state and its interests. |
1488 | 02:06:51,917 | 02:06:59,292 | Do everything in my power for the welfare of the homeland and its citizens. | Do everything in my power for the welfare of the homeland and its citizens. |
1489 | 02:07:01,167 | 02:07:08,042 | Uphold the Constitution and other laws of the Republic of Poland. | Uphold the Constitution and other laws of the Republic of Poland. |
1490 | 02:07:08,750 | 02:07:19,957 | Thank you. Please take your seats. The secretaries may now resume their duties. | Thank you. Please take your seats. The secretaries may now resume their duties. |
1491 | 02:07:22,167 | 02:07:25,000 | I solemnly swear. So help me God. | I solemnly swear. So help me God. |
1492 | 02:07:27,750 | 02:07:30,332 | I solemnly swear. So help me God. | I solemnly swear. So help me God. |
1493 | 02:07:32,332 | 02:07:34,750 | I solemnly swear. So help me God. | I solemnly swear. So help me God. |
1494 | 02:07:35,250 | 02:07:38,457 | I solemnly swear. So help me God. | I solemnly swear. So help me God. |
1495 | 02:07:38,542 | 02:07:49,125 | I declare that all the deputies attending the meeting have sworn their oath. | I declare that all the deputies attending the meeting have sworn their oath. |
1496 | 02:07:52,042 | 02:07:55,457 | Now we are in charge. | Now we are in charge. |
1497 | 02:08:02,332 | 02:08:04,750 | Now what? | Now what? |
1498 | 02:08:04,875 | 02:08:14,042 | What are we going to do with our power? We got it from the people. | What are we going to do with our power? We got it from the people. |
1499 | 02:08:16,207 | 02:08:30,457 | Then what? Are we supposed to divide them further? Teach them hatred? | Then what? Are we supposed to divide them further? Teach them hatred? |
1500 | 02:08:37,750 | 02:08:43,707 | Are we going to fight | Are we going to fight |
1501 | 02:08:43,792 | 02:08:48,957 | like two hives because we don't have brains of our own? | like two hives because we don't have brains of our own? |
1502 | 02:08:49,042 | 02:08:52,707 | Because we don't give a fuck about anything? | Because we don't give a fuck about anything? |
1503 | 02:08:55,042 | 02:08:57,125 | I protest! | I protest! |
1504 | 02:08:59,000 | 02:09:07,000 | We're not here for the power! We're here for the people! | We're not here for the power! We're here for the people! |
1505 | 02:09:08,417 | 02:09:11,500 | If not us, then who? | If not us, then who? |
1506 | 02:09:12,707 | 02:09:16,332 | If not now, then when? | If not now, then when? |
1507 | 02:09:20,167 | 02:09:24,457 | The truth will prevail? | The truth will prevail? |
1508 | 02:09:28,750 | 02:09:30,832 | Bullshit! | Bullshit! |
1509 | 02:09:44,750 | 02:09:46,792 | Oh, you! | Oh, you! |
1510 | 02:09:59,750 | 02:10:05,542 | I hereby open the first meeting of the Parliament of the Republic of Poland | I hereby open the first meeting of the Parliament of the Republic of Poland |
1511 | 02:10:05,957 | 02:10:08,375 | in its 19th term of office. | in its 19th term of office. |
1512 | 02:10:15,792 | 02:10:22,457 | Poland has not yet perished, so long as we still live. | Poland has not yet perished, so long as we still live. |
1513 | 02:10:23,042 | 02:10:29,125 | What the foreign force has taken from us, we shall with sabre retrieve. | What the foreign force has taken from us, we shall with sabre retrieve. |
1514 | 02:10:29,707 | 02:10:36,042 | March, march, Dąbrowski, from Italy to Poland. | March, march, Dąbrowski, from Italy to Poland. |
1515 | 02:10:36,125 | 02:10:43,292 | Under your command, we shall rejoin the nation. | Under your command, we shall rejoin the nation. |
1516 | 02:10:43,375 | 02:10:50,542 | March, march, Dąbrowski, from Italy to Poland. | March, march, Dąbrowski, from Italy to Poland. |
1517 | 02:10:50,625 | 02:10:56,957 | Under your command, we shall rejoin the nation. | Under your command, we shall rejoin the nation. |
1518 | 02:11:22,792 | 02:11:24,707 | The authors of the film would like to state that the character played by Antoni Królikowski | The authors of the film would like to state that the character played by Antoni Królikowski |
1519 | 02:11:24,792 | 02:11:26,625 | does not portray Bartłomiej Misiewicz and that the film's plot is only an artistic vision. | does not portray Bartłomiej Misiewicz and that the film's plot is only an artistic vision. |
1520 | 02:11:26,707 | 02:11:28,500 | as Bartłomiej Misiewicz by the media during the promotion of the film. | as Bartłomiej Misiewicz by the media during the promotion of the film. |
1520 | 02:11:26,707 | 02:11:28,500 | as Bartłomiej Misiewicz by the media during the promotion of the film. | as Bartłomiej Misiewicz by the media during the promotion of the film. |