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1 00:00:12,146 00:00:14,182 * 1, 2, put me in a suit * 1, 2, put me in a suit
2 00:00:14,215 00:00:17,017 [ music playing ] [ music playing ]
3 00:00:26,794 00:00:29,297 * Get up on your groin, motherfucker * * Get up on your groin, motherfucker *
4 00:00:29,330 00:00:31,199 * Go, go, go, go * Go, go, go, go
5 00:00:31,232 00:00:32,733 * Go, go, go, go * Go, go, go, go
6 00:00:32,766 00:00:34,268 * Go, go, go * Go, go, go
7 00:00:36,304 00:00:38,339 * Go, go, go, go * Go, go, go, go
8 00:00:38,372 00:00:40,308 * Go, go, go, go * Go, go, go, go
9 00:00:40,341 00:00:42,343 * Go, go, go * Stop * Go, go, go * Stop
10 00:00:42,376 00:00:45,213 Yeah! [ cheering ] Yeah! [ cheering ]
11 00:00:45,246 00:00:47,248 [ new song playing ] [ new song playing ]
12 00:00:54,455 00:00:56,457 * I'll keep the light on * I'll keep the light on
13 00:00:56,490 00:00:58,226 * Say it * Say it
14 00:00:58,259 00:00:59,760 * Say that I'm the only one * * Say that I'm the only one *
15 00:00:59,793 00:01:03,764 * Say that I'm the only one * * Say that I'm the only one *
16 00:01:03,797 00:01:05,766 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
17 00:01:07,301 00:01:08,769 That's right! That's right!
18 00:01:08,802 00:01:10,738 [ toilet flushing ] [ toilet flushing ]
19 00:01:14,342 00:01:15,676 * Come on * Come on
20 00:01:39,267 00:01:40,368 Hey. Hey.
21 00:01:40,401 00:01:41,702 Hey. Hey.
22 00:01:44,638 00:01:46,607 I'm with the band. I'm with the band.
23 00:01:46,640 00:01:47,608 Really? Really?
24 00:01:47,641 00:01:49,177 What instrument do you play? What instrument do you play?
25 00:01:49,210 00:01:51,479 Triangle. Triangle.
26 00:01:51,512 00:01:52,480 Really? Really?
27 00:01:52,513 00:01:54,282 I really wail. [ laughs ] I really wail. [ laughs ]
28 00:01:54,315 00:01:55,283 You haven't seen me? You haven't seen me?
29 00:01:55,316 00:01:58,486 No, but it's a big band. No, but it's a big band.
30 00:02:00,254 00:02:01,589 See you out there. See you out there.
31 00:02:04,192 00:02:05,426 [ song ends ] [ song ends ]
32 00:02:05,459 00:02:07,428 [ cheering ] [ cheering ]
33 00:02:08,762 00:02:10,731 Andre, bring the lights down real low. Andre, bring the lights down real low.
34 00:02:19,440 00:02:24,612 * That song * That song
35 00:02:26,280 00:02:27,848 * We used to play it * We used to play it
36 00:02:32,786 00:02:37,458 * If I could only hear you * If I could only hear you
37 00:02:37,491 00:02:42,663 * Say it * Say it
38 00:02:42,696 00:02:44,665 [ alarm beeping ] [ alarm beeping ]
39 00:02:51,672 00:02:53,741 Hmm. Hmm.
40 00:02:53,774 00:02:54,942 Fuck. Fuck.
41 00:03:00,481 00:03:03,251 I have to go. I have to go.
42 00:03:03,284 00:03:05,185 I have to go. I have to go.
43 00:03:09,890 00:03:11,859 Why you gotta go so early? Why you gotta go so early?
44 00:03:11,892 00:03:13,427 School. School.
45 00:03:13,461 00:03:15,195 School, eh? School, eh?
46 00:03:16,630 00:03:18,232 Like, U of T here? Like, U of T here?
47 00:03:18,266 00:03:19,233 I have math. I have math.
48 00:03:19,267 00:03:20,234 Just math? Just math?
49 00:03:20,268 00:03:22,736 Yep. Math, huh? Yep. Math, huh?
50 00:03:22,770 00:03:26,374 No, fucking grade-12 calculus No, fucking grade-12 calculus
51 00:03:26,407 00:03:29,410 at A. Meighan High, at A. Meighan High,
52 00:03:29,443 00:03:30,911 second time. second time.
53 00:03:41,455 00:03:42,823 Don't be so freaked. Don't be so freaked.
54 00:03:42,856 00:03:44,925 Why? How old are you? Why? How old are you?
55 00:03:47,361 00:03:49,263 How old do you think? How old do you think?
56 00:03:49,297 00:03:50,564 I don't know. I don't know.
57 00:03:50,598 00:03:51,732 Hmm. Hmm.
58 00:03:53,634 00:03:55,769 [ sighs ] [ sighs ]
59 00:03:55,803 00:03:57,271 26. 26.
60 00:03:57,305 00:03:59,039 [ laughs ] That's... [ laughs ] That's...
61 00:03:59,072 00:04:01,442 What, did I get it? cool. Mm. What, did I get it? cool. Mm.
62 00:04:01,475 00:04:03,411 Just... Just...
63 00:04:03,444 00:04:04,912 What? What?
64 00:04:04,945 00:04:07,848 Just keep going. Just keep going.
65 00:04:07,881 00:04:09,783 28? 28?
66 00:04:09,817 00:04:11,018 [ chuckles ] [ chuckles ]
67 00:04:11,051 00:04:12,386 29? 29?
68 00:04:12,420 00:04:14,054 It's my Jesus year. It's my Jesus year.
69 00:04:14,087 00:04:16,357 What the fuck does that mean? What the fuck does that mean?
70 00:04:16,390 00:04:17,791 Fuck. Here's your jeans. Fuck. Here's your jeans.
71 00:04:17,825 00:04:18,859 Bye. Bye.
72 00:04:18,892 00:04:20,260 Go to school. Go to school.
73 00:04:25,733 00:04:28,035 * Jump and dance * Jump and dance
74 00:04:29,537 00:04:31,839 * Jump and dance * Jump and dance
75 00:04:32,906 00:04:34,442 * When you smile * When you smile
76 00:04:34,475 00:04:36,610 * When you see him walking down the street * * When you see him walking down the street *
77 00:04:36,644 00:04:37,945 * When you smile * When you smile
78 00:04:37,978 00:04:40,047 * When he stands and offers you a seat * * When he stands and offers you a seat *
79 00:04:40,080 00:04:41,582 * When you smile * When you smile
80 00:04:41,615 00:04:44,051 * I can see that I just can't compete * * I can see that I just can't compete *
81 00:04:44,084 00:04:46,887 * With the way he's got you where he wants you * * With the way he's got you where he wants you *
82 00:04:46,920 00:04:48,356 * Under his thumb * Under his thumb
83 00:04:50,358 00:04:51,859 * You're under his thumb * You're under his thumb
84 00:04:55,128 00:04:56,930 * Clap your hands * Clap your hands
85 00:04:56,964 00:04:58,832 * If, if he wants you to * If, if he wants you to
86 00:04:58,866 00:05:00,368 * Clap your hands * Clap your hands
87 00:05:00,401 00:05:02,636 * He says that it's so good for you * * He says that it's so good for you *
88 00:05:02,670 00:05:04,037 * Clap your hands * Clap your hands
89 00:05:04,071 00:05:06,440 * He says it's what you want to do * * He says it's what you want to do *
90 00:05:06,474 00:05:08,776 * With the way he's got you where he wants you * * With the way he's got you where he wants you *
91 00:05:08,809 00:05:09,777 * Under his thumb * Under his thumb
92 00:05:11,812 00:05:13,814 * You're under his thumb * You're under his thumb
93 00:05:17,117 00:05:18,586 * Jump and dance * Jump and dance
94 00:05:18,619 00:05:20,788 * Jump, jump away from me * Jump, jump away from me
95 00:05:20,821 00:05:21,989 * Jump and dance * Jump and dance
96 00:05:22,022 00:05:24,492 * Oh, set, set my baby free * * Oh, set, set my baby free *
97 00:05:24,525 00:05:25,793 * Jump and dance * Jump and dance
98 00:05:25,826 00:05:28,061 * She's blind, she can't see * * She's blind, she can't see *
99 00:05:28,095 00:05:31,999 * The way you've got her way under your thumb * * The way you've got her way under your thumb *
100 00:05:33,801 00:05:35,503 * She's under your thumb * She's under your thumb
101 00:05:35,536 00:05:37,838 Dude, that's so cheesy. Dude, that's so cheesy.
102 00:05:37,871 00:05:39,540 Cheesy like your dick. Cheesy like your dick.
103 00:05:39,573 00:05:40,941 [ scoffs ] [ scoffs ]
104 00:05:40,974 00:05:42,676 Fucker. Fucker.
105 00:05:42,710 00:05:44,144 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
106 00:05:44,177 00:05:45,713 Yeah. Yeah.
107 00:05:45,746 00:05:48,549 Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?
108 00:05:48,582 00:05:49,983 Yo, yo, yo, yo. Whoa. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Whoa.
109 00:05:50,017 00:05:52,019 Check it. It's Twist-off. Check it. It's Twist-off.
110 00:05:52,052 00:05:54,054 Twist-off, hands where I can see 'em. Twist-off, hands where I can see 'em.
111 00:05:54,087 00:05:56,089 Yeah. Yeah.
112 00:05:56,123 00:05:57,157 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
113 00:05:57,190 00:05:59,059 WOMAN: Let's hustle. Hustle. WOMAN: Let's hustle. Hustle.
114 00:05:59,092 00:06:01,762 Everybody runs. No walking. Everybody runs. No walking.
115 00:06:01,795 00:06:04,064 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
116 00:06:12,773 00:06:15,676 WOMAN: All right, everybody get in position. Get ready. WOMAN: All right, everybody get in position. Get ready.
117 00:06:15,709 00:06:17,511 And go. And go.
118 00:06:19,012 00:06:20,648 Don't roll your eyes at me. Don't roll your eyes at me.
119 00:06:22,950 00:06:24,785 20 burpees. 20 burpees.
120 00:06:24,818 00:06:26,420 People, come on. People, come on.
121 00:06:29,022 00:06:29,990 Up. Up.
122 00:06:30,023 00:06:31,692 Get up. Jump. Get up. Jump.
123 00:06:31,725 00:06:34,127 I want to see you get up, all the way up. I want to see you get up, all the way up.
124 00:06:34,161 00:06:35,696 You sharing? You sharing?
125 00:06:39,833 00:06:42,202 WOMAN: What's that? What are you doing? WOMAN: What's that? What are you doing?
126 00:06:42,235 00:06:43,571 What is that? What is that?
127 00:06:43,604 00:06:45,739 You, look. Watch me. You, look. Watch me.
128 00:06:45,773 00:06:47,608 Burpees suck, man. Burpees suck, man.
129 00:06:47,641 00:06:48,876 Yeah. I was Yeah. I was
130 00:06:48,909 00:06:50,944 actually thinking of taking remedial gym. actually thinking of taking remedial gym.
131 00:06:52,480 00:06:55,649 No, no, no. They, like, still make you run, No, no, no. They, like, still make you run,
132 00:06:55,683 00:06:58,919 and you have to line dance. and you have to line dance.
133 00:06:58,952 00:06:59,953 [ spits ] Actually? [ spits ] Actually?
134 00:06:59,987 00:07:00,921 Yeah. Yeah.
135 00:07:00,954 00:07:03,491 WOMAN: Seven! WOMAN: Seven!
136 00:07:03,524 00:07:04,992 You do that one again. You do that one again.
137 00:07:06,093 00:07:08,496 Six! All right. Six! All right.
138 00:07:08,529 00:07:10,063 Where'd you get this? Where'd you get this?
139 00:07:10,097 00:07:12,633 I--I grew it. I--I grew it.
140 00:07:12,666 00:07:14,935 No shit? Really? No shit? Really?
141 00:07:14,968 00:07:16,436 Yep. Yep.
142 00:07:19,640 00:07:22,175 Well, thanks for that. Well, thanks for that.
143 00:07:22,209 00:07:24,077 My name's Claire. My name's Claire.
144 00:07:24,111 00:07:25,045 I know. I know.
145 00:07:28,148 00:07:29,683 Henry? Henry?
146 00:07:29,717 00:07:30,918 Hi. Hi.
147 00:07:30,951 00:07:33,787 What the fuck happened to you? What the fuck happened to you?
148 00:07:33,821 00:07:35,723 Puberty. Puberty.
149 00:07:35,756 00:07:36,724 CLAIRE: Wait. CLAIRE: Wait.
150 00:07:38,191 00:07:40,027 Okay. Come on. Okay. Come on.
151 00:07:40,060 00:07:41,028 Come forward. Come forward.
152 00:07:41,061 00:07:44,632 Step on. Jump! Step on. Jump!
153 00:07:44,665 00:07:46,033 Yes! Yes!
154 00:07:47,668 00:07:50,103 Jump! No, Henry, don't go down the ladder. Jump! No, Henry, don't go down the ladder.
155 00:07:50,137 00:07:51,171 Jump. Jump.
156 00:07:51,204 00:07:52,940 Henry! Henry!
157 00:07:52,973 00:07:53,941 Do you need help? Do you need help?
158 00:07:56,209 00:07:58,111 I dared you. I dared you.
159 00:07:59,747 00:08:02,049 You're such a dork. You're such a dork.
160 00:08:02,082 00:08:03,216 Stop it. Stop it.
161 00:08:03,250 00:08:06,119 Y-You'll fall for no reason. Henry. Y-You'll fall for no reason. Henry.
162 00:08:07,320 00:08:09,723 Look. Look.
163 00:08:09,757 00:08:11,191 Pfft. Pfft.
164 00:08:11,224 00:08:14,094 I used to be able to pick you up. I used to be able to pick you up.
165 00:08:14,127 00:08:16,129 No, you couldn't. I was 11. No, you couldn't. I was 11.
166 00:08:16,163 00:08:17,898 Yeah, I could. Yeah, I could.
167 00:08:17,931 00:08:19,299 You were a little fat, You were a little fat,
168 00:08:19,332 00:08:21,635 but I could still pick you up. but I could still pick you up.
169 00:08:21,669 00:08:24,772 Yeah, chubby little Henry. Yeah, chubby little Henry.
170 00:08:24,805 00:08:27,708 So why are you still in high school? So why are you still in high school?
171 00:08:27,741 00:08:31,945 Mm, because I failed calculus, Mm, because I failed calculus,
172 00:08:31,979 00:08:35,015 and, um, history, and, um, history,
173 00:08:35,048 00:08:36,717 and remedial gym. and remedial gym.
174 00:08:36,750 00:08:38,786 So why didn't you just take summer school? So why didn't you just take summer school?
175 00:08:40,053 00:08:42,289 'Cause it's school in the summer. 'Cause it's school in the summer.
176 00:08:45,893 00:08:47,995 Can I dip? Can I dip?
177 00:08:48,028 00:08:50,097 Yes, you can dip. Yes, you can dip.
178 00:08:50,130 00:08:52,265 Thank you. Thank you.
179 00:08:52,299 00:08:54,301 Want to do a challenge? Want to do a challenge?
180 00:08:54,334 00:08:56,169 Whoa, whoa, whoa. A challenge? Whoa, whoa, whoa. A challenge?
181 00:08:56,203 00:08:58,138 Yeah. Okay, put it up. Yeah. Okay, put it up.
182 00:09:00,007 00:09:01,742 This is a dip challenge. This is a dip challenge.
183 00:09:01,775 00:09:04,678 You need to put all this in your mouth. You need to put all this in your mouth.
184 00:09:04,712 00:09:06,847 Sorry. It's got my spit on it. Sorry. It's got my spit on it.
185 00:09:06,880 00:09:07,848 Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
186 00:09:07,881 00:09:10,250 And you can't barf. And you can't barf.
187 00:09:10,283 00:09:12,319 Ucch. Okay. Ucch. Okay.
188 00:09:12,352 00:09:15,689 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.
189 00:09:17,057 00:09:18,025 Yecch. Yecch.
190 00:09:18,058 00:09:21,128 Wahh. Wahh.
191 00:09:21,161 00:09:22,229 See? See?
192 00:09:22,262 00:09:24,131 Ooh, scary. Ooh, scary.
193 00:09:30,671 00:09:32,105 [ Claire screams ] [ Claire screams ]
194 00:09:33,974 00:09:35,175 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
195 00:09:35,208 00:09:37,344 WOMAN: Henry. WOMAN: Henry.
196 00:09:37,377 00:09:39,079 I'm gonna kick you in the head. I'm gonna kick you in the head.
197 00:09:39,112 00:09:40,280 [ footsteps thumping ] WOMAN: Coming up. [ footsteps thumping ] WOMAN: Coming up.
198 00:09:42,315 00:09:44,351 Oh. Oh.
199 00:09:44,384 00:09:46,119 We're having a clothing drive We're having a clothing drive
200 00:09:46,153 00:09:47,855 in support of Planned Parenthood, in support of Planned Parenthood,
201 00:09:47,888 00:09:51,058 and I need you to clean out your closet, and I need you to clean out your closet,
202 00:09:51,091 00:09:52,726 okay? okay?
203 00:09:55,195 00:09:56,730 Words, Henry. Words, Henry.
204 00:09:56,764 00:09:58,932 Use your words. Use your words.
205 00:10:33,166 00:10:36,103 [ school bell rings ] [ school bell rings ]
206 00:10:51,418 00:10:53,821 Are you cruising for little girls? Are you cruising for little girls?
207 00:10:53,854 00:10:56,389 [ laughs ] Little? [ laughs ] Little?
208 00:10:56,423 00:10:58,792 They're all, like, massive. They're all, like, massive.
209 00:10:58,826 00:11:00,894 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
210 00:11:00,928 00:11:03,096 I'm just biking around, I'm just biking around,
211 00:11:03,130 00:11:05,332 thought maybe you'd want to come with me. thought maybe you'd want to come with me.
212 00:11:05,365 00:11:07,167 I don't bike. I don't bike.
213 00:11:08,435 00:11:10,037 Do you walk? Do you walk?
214 00:11:11,304 00:11:13,206 Yeah, I walk. Yeah, I walk.
215 00:11:13,240 00:11:16,176 I walk just fine. I walk just fine.
216 00:11:16,209 00:11:18,345 More than fine, I'd say. More than fine, I'd say.
217 00:11:18,378 00:11:20,147 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
218 00:11:24,284 00:11:28,421 Okay, we are now looking for lithium coin cell batteries. Okay, we are now looking for lithium coin cell batteries.
219 00:11:28,455 00:11:29,489 No, hold on. No, hold on.
220 00:11:29,522 00:11:31,291 Are you build-- Wait. Wait. Wait. Are you build-- Wait. Wait. Wait.
221 00:11:31,324 00:11:32,760 Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Wait, wait, wait. Slow down.
222 00:11:32,793 00:11:33,761 Are you building a bomb? Are you building a bomb?
223 00:11:33,794 00:11:34,895 Is that what hap-- Is that-- Is that what hap-- Is that--
224 00:11:34,928 00:11:36,263 No. No. No. No? No. No. No. No?
225 00:11:38,131 00:11:39,867 So what kind of party is this? So what kind of party is this?
226 00:11:39,900 00:11:43,270 Um, it's just a few friends. It'll be fun. Um, it's just a few friends. It'll be fun.
227 00:11:46,907 00:11:48,375 Oh. [ blowing lips ] Oh. [ blowing lips ]
228 00:11:48,408 00:11:49,342 Excuse me. Excuse me.
229 00:11:49,376 00:11:51,178 Excuse me. Do you--Hi. Excuse me. Do you--Hi.
230 00:11:51,211 00:11:52,412 MAN: Yeah? Yeah. MAN: Yeah? Yeah.
231 00:11:52,445 00:11:54,214 So you carry rare-earth magnets? So you carry rare-earth magnets?
232 00:11:54,247 00:11:55,482 Rare-earth magnets? Rare-earth magnets?
233 00:11:55,515 00:11:57,084 On your right. On your right.
234 00:11:57,117 00:11:58,952 Are you serious? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah.
235 00:11:58,986 00:12:01,822 Are you fucking Wicca or something? Are you fucking Wicca or something?
236 00:12:01,855 00:12:03,123 [ laughs ] Oh, my God. [ laughs ] Oh, my God.
237 00:12:03,156 00:12:04,958 You're that old, aren't you? Mm. You're that old, aren't you? Mm.
238 00:12:04,992 00:12:07,294 This is, like, a ceremony in the park This is, like, a ceremony in the park
239 00:12:07,327 00:12:08,929 with placenta and shit, isn't it? with placenta and shit, isn't it?
240 00:12:08,962 00:12:10,230 No. no. No. no.
241 00:12:10,263 00:12:11,799 That's what I'm about to walk into? That's what I'm about to walk into?
242 00:12:11,832 00:12:13,801 Ah. I don't fuck warlocks. Ah. I don't fuck warlocks.
243 00:12:17,504 00:12:19,472 Check this out. Check this out.
244 00:12:19,506 00:12:20,440 Ready? Ready?
245 00:12:23,110 00:12:24,344 Wow. Wow.
246 00:12:26,079 00:12:28,281 Geektastic. It's amazing. Geektastic. It's amazing.
247 00:12:28,315 00:12:29,917 [ laughing ] [ music playing ] [ laughing ] [ music playing ]
248 00:12:29,950 00:12:30,984 No. No, that's not cool. No. No, that's not cool.
249 00:12:31,018 00:12:32,786 * The time is nigh... * The time is nigh...
250 00:12:32,820 00:12:34,922 It's broken. It's broken.
251 00:12:34,955 00:12:36,924 I'll show you. I'll show you.
252 00:12:36,957 00:12:39,126 [ cheering ] [ cheering ]
253 00:12:39,159 00:12:41,061 Very good. Drink. Very good. Drink.
254 00:12:41,094 00:12:42,462 Oh, okay, cheers. Oh, okay, cheers.
255 00:12:42,495 00:12:43,463 Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
256 00:12:43,496 00:12:44,832 Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
257 00:12:46,466 00:12:49,136 Dude, you're an old man. Dude, you're an old man.
258 00:12:49,169 00:12:51,839 I don't think-- Oh, it does work. I don't think-- Oh, it does work.
259 00:12:51,872 00:12:52,906 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
260 00:12:52,940 00:12:53,907 Faster. Faster.
261 00:12:53,941 00:12:55,142 Dude, look at that. Dude, look at that.
262 00:12:55,175 00:12:56,343 Okay, look at it. Okay, look at it.
263 00:12:56,376 00:12:57,310 [ all scream ] [ all scream ]
264 00:12:57,344 00:12:59,279 See? I told you. See? I told you.
265 00:12:59,312 00:13:00,247 Is it me? Is it me?
266 00:13:00,280 00:13:02,082 Go. You go, Ruth. Go. You go, Ruth.
267 00:13:02,115 00:13:07,587 15-2, 15-4, and... 15-2, 15-4, and...
268 00:13:07,620 00:13:10,323 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
269 00:13:10,357 00:13:11,324 We will follow you. We will follow you.
270 00:13:11,358 00:13:13,593 This is--[ laughs ] This is--[ laughs ]
271 00:13:13,626 00:13:16,029 You need some. Look. You need some. Look.
272 00:13:16,063 00:13:17,330 Hit the streets, people. Hit the streets, people.
273 00:13:17,364 00:13:18,398 All right. All right.
274 00:13:18,431 00:13:19,967 [ laughing ] [ laughing ]
275 00:13:20,000 00:13:21,568 Let's go this way, this way. Let's go this way, this way.
276 00:13:21,601 00:13:22,936 This way. Come on. This way. Come on.
277 00:13:22,970 00:13:24,137 [ chatter and laughter ] [ chatter and laughter ]
278 00:13:24,171 00:13:25,438 * Well, I'm a moon around you * * Well, I'm a moon around you *
279 00:13:30,543 00:13:33,180 * Well, I'm a moon around you * * Well, I'm a moon around you *
280 00:13:37,584 00:13:40,453 * Well, I'm a moon around you * * Well, I'm a moon around you *
281 00:13:44,624 00:13:46,860 * Well, I'm a moon around you * * Well, I'm a moon around you *
282 00:13:48,962 00:13:50,163 Yes! Yes!
283 00:13:52,165 00:13:56,836 * Well, I'm a moon around you * * Well, I'm a moon around you *
284 00:13:59,072 00:14:04,211 * Well, I'm a moon around you * * Well, I'm a moon around you *
285 00:14:06,079 00:14:10,417 * Well, I'm a moon around you * * Well, I'm a moon around you *
286 00:14:23,696 00:14:26,533 15-2, 15-4, 15-2, 15-4,
287 00:14:26,566 00:14:28,035 15-6, 15-8, 15-6, 15-8,
288 00:14:28,068 00:14:30,337 and 3 pair is 6, and 3 pair is 6,
289 00:14:30,370 00:14:32,572 and another pair is 16 points. and another pair is 16 points.
290 00:14:32,605 00:14:34,341 Holy shit. Holy shit.
291 00:14:34,374 00:14:35,976 Hey, hey, hey. Language. Hey, hey, hey. Language.
292 00:14:36,009 00:14:39,312 Yowza. Oh, let's see. And my crib. Yowza. Oh, let's see. And my crib.
293 00:14:39,346 00:14:40,413 [ gas escaping from balloon ] [ gas escaping from balloon ]
294 00:14:40,447 00:14:42,282 [ high voice ] I want you to stick [ high voice ] I want you to stick
295 00:14:42,315 00:14:44,051 your rusty trombone in my pussy. your rusty trombone in my pussy.
296 00:14:44,084 00:14:45,318 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
297 00:14:45,352 00:14:47,054 What? I do. What? I do.
298 00:14:47,087 00:14:49,256 [ high voice ] I want you to spank me in the ass [ high voice ] I want you to spank me in the ass
299 00:14:49,289 00:14:50,257 and call me Father Francis. and call me Father Francis.
300 00:14:50,290 00:14:51,458 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
301 00:14:55,395 00:14:57,064 Father Jimmy Francis. Father Jimmy Francis.
302 00:14:57,097 00:14:58,665 I'm about to take you to Fucktown, I'm about to take you to Fucktown,
303 00:14:58,698 00:15:01,534 population-- your dick. population-- your dick.
304 00:15:01,568 00:15:02,569 No, it's gone, so-- Oh, it's still No, it's gone, so-- Oh, it's still
305 00:15:02,602 00:15:04,304 happening. Should I see a doctor? happening. Should I see a doctor?
306 00:15:04,337 00:15:05,705 Still riding it. I'm gonna be permanently like this. Still riding it. I'm gonna be permanently like this.
307 00:15:05,738 00:15:07,340 Oh, that sucks. Would that be hot for you? Oh, that sucks. Would that be hot for you?
308 00:15:07,374 00:15:08,475 Actually, I'm really down with that. Actually, I'm really down with that.
309 00:15:08,508 00:15:09,642 I think it's running back now. I think it's running back now.
310 00:15:09,676 00:15:10,978 Oh, fuck. It's getting low. Oh, fuck. It's getting low.
311 00:15:11,011 00:15:12,312 Okay. I think I gotta go. [ laughs ] Okay. I think I gotta go. [ laughs ]
312 00:15:24,657 00:15:26,459 Hey, Mom. Hey, Mom.
313 00:15:28,028 00:15:29,496 How was your day? How was your day?
314 00:15:31,331 00:15:34,701 Claire, I told you to stop asking me that. Claire, I told you to stop asking me that.
315 00:15:34,734 00:15:36,269 Sorry. Sorry.
316 00:15:41,041 00:15:43,043 * 'Bout to be, 'bout to be about it now * * 'Bout to be, 'bout to be about it now *
317 00:15:43,076 00:15:45,145 * Let's think about it, be huhh, huhh, huhh * * Let's think about it, be huhh, huhh, huhh *
318 00:15:45,178 00:15:46,379 * I'm humble to the rich * I'm humble to the rich
319 00:15:46,413 00:15:48,115 * But Edgar Allan to the po'... * * But Edgar Allan to the po'... *
320 00:15:48,148 00:15:51,118 WOMAN: Claire, in my office now. WOMAN: Claire, in my office now.
321 00:15:51,151 00:15:52,552 * Can't take it any more * Can't take it any more
322 00:15:52,585 00:15:54,154 * If we ain't rapping for these folks * * If we ain't rapping for these folks *
323 00:15:54,187 00:15:55,355 * What the hell we rapping for? * * What the hell we rapping for? *
324 00:15:55,388 00:15:57,257 * Everything I would have been * * Everything I would have been *
325 00:15:57,290 00:15:58,258 * And could have been are down * * And could have been are down *
326 00:15:58,291 00:15:59,259 * And everything I... * And everything I...
327 00:16:03,630 00:16:05,432 It's the third week in the school year. It's the third week in the school year.
328 00:16:05,465 00:16:06,699 Already, we're doing this? Already, we're doing this?
329 00:16:06,733 00:16:08,235 I'm, like, three minutes late today. I'm, like, three minutes late today.
330 00:16:08,268 00:16:10,003 I've got a file here, Claire. I've got a file here, Claire.
331 00:16:10,037 00:16:11,004 Shall I open it? Shall I open it?
332 00:16:11,038 00:16:12,272 Mm, no. Mm, no.
333 00:16:12,305 00:16:13,606 Well, I'm going to. Well, I'm going to.
334 00:16:13,640 00:16:16,476 You had less than 50% attendance You had less than 50% attendance
335 00:16:16,509 00:16:18,145 on your course load. on your course load.
336 00:16:18,178 00:16:20,280 I passed all my exams. I passed all my exams.
337 00:16:20,313 00:16:21,448 Pulling the fire alarm, Pulling the fire alarm,
338 00:16:21,481 00:16:22,649 that gave you a three-day suspension. that gave you a three-day suspension.
339 00:16:22,682 00:16:24,117 You stole some wardrobe You stole some wardrobe
340 00:16:24,151 00:16:26,353 from the drama department. That was funny. from the drama department. That was funny.
341 00:16:26,386 00:16:28,121 You were found in the darkroom with Neil Levine. You were found in the darkroom with Neil Levine.
342 00:16:28,155 00:16:29,556 Do you remember that? Do you remember that?
343 00:16:29,589 00:16:31,258 Yeah. Yeah.
344 00:16:31,291 00:16:33,193 That was me expressing myself... That was me expressing myself...
345 00:16:33,226 00:16:34,194 Oh, really? Oh, really?
346 00:16:34,227 00:16:35,662 physically. physically.
347 00:16:35,695 00:16:38,198 And you failed grade 12 math. And you failed grade 12 math.
348 00:16:38,231 00:16:39,599 I'm never gonna use math. I'm never gonna use math.
349 00:16:39,632 00:16:42,069 You don't think so? No. I know that. You don't think so? No. I know that.
350 00:16:42,102 00:16:44,271 Like, I know I will never use math. Like, I know I will never use math.
351 00:16:44,304 00:16:47,140 Just like you know you're never gonna use phys ed? Just like you know you're never gonna use phys ed?
352 00:16:47,174 00:16:51,178 A physical education credit is mandatory for a diploma. A physical education credit is mandatory for a diploma.
353 00:16:51,211 00:16:53,380 Yeah, but then you have to do burpees and shit Yeah, but then you have to do burpees and shit
354 00:16:53,413 00:16:54,481 and, like, beep tests. and, like, beep tests.
355 00:16:54,514 00:16:57,217 Okay, one thing. What are burpees? Okay, one thing. What are burpees?
356 00:16:57,250 00:16:59,086 The up-down. The up-down.
357 00:16:59,119 00:17:01,754 It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing.
358 00:17:01,788 00:17:06,059 Claire, I want your grad photo out in that hallway. Claire, I want your grad photo out in that hallway.
359 00:17:06,093 00:17:08,461 Can I go to class now? Can I go to class now?
360 00:17:08,495 00:17:10,630 You're making me late, and then I'm gonna get in trouble, You're making me late, and then I'm gonna get in trouble,
361 00:17:10,663 00:17:13,266 and then I'm gonna have to come back here, and we're gonna have and then I'm gonna have to come back here, and we're gonna have
362 00:17:13,300 00:17:14,634 to have another little--pfft--"chat." to have another little--pfft--"chat."
363 00:17:14,667 00:17:16,769 You can't stay in high school forever, Claire. You can't stay in high school forever, Claire.
364 00:17:16,803 00:17:19,306 You did. You did.
365 00:17:19,339 00:17:20,307 [ school bell rings ] [ school bell rings ]
366 00:17:20,340 00:17:21,574 A. Meighan High debaters A. Meighan High debaters
367 00:17:21,608 00:17:26,213 will meet today in the gymnasium at 3:45. will meet today in the gymnasium at 3:45.
368 00:17:26,246 00:17:28,181 Happy Birthday today Happy Birthday today
369 00:17:28,215 00:17:33,253 to Savita Thalavalasingmu and Henry Niblock. to Savita Thalavalasingmu and Henry Niblock.
370 00:17:33,286 00:17:35,622 The Gay-Straight Alliance The Gay-Straight Alliance
371 00:17:35,655 00:17:39,826 will meet today at 1:30 in room 120. will meet today at 1:30 in room 120.
372 00:17:39,859 00:17:42,362 Happy birthday, dude. Happy birthday, dude.
373 00:17:42,395 00:17:43,563 Thanks. Thanks.
374 00:17:43,596 00:17:45,298 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
375 00:17:45,332 00:17:46,799 Going to homeroom. Going to homeroom.
376 00:17:46,833 00:17:49,602 It's your day. Let's ditch. It's your day. Let's ditch.
377 00:17:51,571 00:17:53,273 I was an awesome baby sitter. I was an awesome baby sitter.
378 00:17:53,306 00:17:54,841 Heh. You forgot to feed me. Heh. You forgot to feed me.
379 00:17:56,209 00:17:57,644 No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
380 00:17:57,677 00:17:59,479 Once. Give it. Once. Give it.
381 00:17:59,512 00:18:01,681 Twice. Twice. Twice. Twice.
382 00:18:07,287 00:18:08,755 I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet.
383 00:18:09,822 00:18:11,458 Didn't you have a date... Didn't you have a date...
384 00:18:11,491 00:18:12,459 or something? or something?
385 00:18:13,526 00:18:14,861 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
386 00:18:14,894 00:18:18,331 Some man with a bike picked you up from school. Some man with a bike picked you up from school.
387 00:18:21,868 00:18:23,336 [ coughs ] [ coughs ]
388 00:18:23,370 00:18:24,737 A man? A man?
389 00:18:24,771 00:18:25,705 I don't know. I don't know.
390 00:18:27,407 00:18:30,610 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
391 00:18:30,643 00:18:32,879 I did have a date with James. I did have a date with James.
392 00:18:36,649 00:18:39,186 He has super-uneven balls... He has super-uneven balls...
393 00:18:43,756 00:18:47,627 like, creepy uneven. like, creepy uneven.
394 00:18:47,660 00:18:48,828 Phbbt! Phbbt!
395 00:18:53,266 00:18:55,268 Like, one is, like, down to his knee, Like, one is, like, down to his knee,
396 00:18:55,302 00:19:00,207 and the other one is, like, up in his pelvis. and the other one is, like, up in his pelvis.
397 00:19:00,240 00:19:01,741 I'm pretty sure that's impossible. I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
398 00:19:01,774 00:19:04,277 No, it's--I thought it would be impossible, No, it's--I thought it would be impossible,
399 00:19:04,311 00:19:05,878 but it's totally true. but it's totally true.
400 00:19:07,780 00:19:09,882 How are your balls? How are your balls?
401 00:19:11,584 00:19:15,488 I'm not about to talk about my balls. I'm not about to talk about my balls.
402 00:19:15,522 00:19:17,290 They're that uneven, hey? They're that uneven, hey?
403 00:19:17,324 00:19:18,291 [ scoffs ] [ scoffs ]
404 00:19:18,325 00:19:19,959 Are they really little? Are they really little?
405 00:19:19,992 00:19:21,761 Have they dropped yet? Have they dropped yet?
406 00:19:21,794 00:19:24,231 I'm not gonna talk about my balls. I'm not gonna talk about my balls.
407 00:19:26,333 00:19:28,568 I'm hungry. You want to eat something? I'm hungry. You want to eat something?
408 00:19:28,601 00:19:30,203 Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, yeah, sure.
409 00:19:30,237 00:19:31,771 Yeah? Put this-- Yeah? Put this--
410 00:19:31,804 00:19:32,972 Little balls? Little balls?
411 00:19:33,005 00:19:34,241 Come, little balls. Come, little balls.
412 00:19:34,274 00:19:35,275 Okay, I'm coming. Okay, I'm coming.
413 00:19:46,753 00:19:51,791 * The old masquerade * The old masquerade
414 00:19:51,824 00:19:58,598 * Is in trouble again * Is in trouble again
415 00:19:58,631 00:20:04,437 * Yeah, a heart's not enough * * Yeah, a heart's not enough *
416 00:20:04,471 00:20:10,810 * To feel that fellowship end * * To feel that fellowship end *
417 00:20:10,843 00:20:15,782 * After all the roads * After all the roads
418 00:20:15,815 00:20:19,486 * It's a bitter pill What? * It's a bitter pill What?
419 00:20:19,519 00:20:21,488 * To take * To take
420 00:20:22,589 00:20:28,928 * They'll fandango waltz * They'll fandango waltz
421 00:20:28,961 00:20:30,730 * And cauterize your remains * * And cauterize your remains *
422 00:20:30,763 00:20:32,699 Do my hair. Hmm? Do my hair. Hmm?
423 00:20:32,732 00:20:34,000 Do my hair, too. Do my hair, too.
424 00:20:34,033 00:20:39,005 * Until this old world... * Until this old world...
425 00:20:39,038 00:20:42,008 Hey, whatever happened to that, um-- Hey, whatever happened to that, um--
426 00:20:42,041 00:20:44,677 that school? that school?
427 00:20:44,711 00:20:48,281 Oh, the D. Patmore Academy for Exceptional Learners? Oh, the D. Patmore Academy for Exceptional Learners?
428 00:20:48,315 00:20:51,818 Yeah. The uniform that you had and everything. Yeah. The uniform that you had and everything.
429 00:20:51,851 00:20:52,952 No, shut up. No, shut up.
430 00:20:52,985 00:20:54,687 Yeah, um, I don't know. Yeah, um, I don't know.
431 00:20:54,721 00:20:58,458 I just told my parents I wanted to go to public school. I just told my parents I wanted to go to public school.
432 00:21:00,893 00:21:03,496 You're no longer exceptional or something? You're no longer exceptional or something?
433 00:21:03,530 00:21:05,798 Well, no, I still think I am. Well, no, I still think I am.
434 00:21:05,832 00:21:08,835 It's just that... It's just that...
435 00:21:10,470 00:21:13,373 Public schools have girls? Public schools have girls?
436 00:21:13,406 00:21:14,641 Well, yeah. Well, yeah.
437 00:21:17,377 00:21:18,345 [ snickers ] [ snickers ]
438 00:21:19,546 00:21:21,714 Do you bite your nails? Do you bite your nails?
439 00:21:21,748 00:21:22,815 Maybe. Maybe.
440 00:21:22,849 00:21:24,584 Really? Really?
441 00:21:24,617 00:21:26,519 I rip mine off. Whtt. I rip mine off. Whtt.
442 00:21:29,055 00:21:30,890 Are the windows different or something? Are the windows different or something?
443 00:21:30,923 00:21:33,360 Yeah, uh, energy-efficient reno. Yeah, uh, energy-efficient reno.
444 00:21:33,393 00:21:34,861 Now the house is freezing. Now the house is freezing.
445 00:21:36,796 00:21:38,498 Hey, I got you something. Hey, I got you something.
446 00:21:39,532 00:21:40,567 You did? You did?
447 00:21:40,600 00:21:43,470 Yep, for your big, fat birthday. Yep, for your big, fat birthday.
448 00:21:43,503 00:21:44,804 What'd you get me? What'd you get me?
449 00:21:45,938 00:21:47,674 Boo. Boo.
450 00:21:47,707 00:21:51,010 Kleenex, wrapped in your hair elastic. Kleenex, wrapped in your hair elastic.
451 00:21:51,043 00:21:53,380 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
452 00:21:55,081 00:21:57,484 Heh. Um... Heh. Um...
453 00:21:57,517 00:21:58,585 You like it? You like it?
454 00:21:58,618 00:22:00,587 Yes. I love it. Yes. I love it.
455 00:22:00,620 00:22:02,522 Do you want to come inside? Do you want to come inside?
456 00:22:02,555 00:22:04,591 My mom made Nanaimo bars yesterday. My mom made Nanaimo bars yesterday.
457 00:22:04,624 00:22:06,125 Yes. Yes.
458 00:22:06,158 00:22:07,126 Yeah? Yeah?
459 00:22:07,159 00:22:08,094 Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
460 00:22:15,602 00:22:17,370 Shh. Shh, shh. Shh. Shh, shh.
461 00:22:17,404 00:22:18,538 Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.
462 00:22:22,442 00:22:23,676 [ sighs ] [ sighs ]
463 00:22:23,710 00:22:25,412 Okay, just wait here. Okay, just wait here.
464 00:22:29,782 00:22:31,851 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
465 00:22:31,884 00:22:33,352 [ soft laughter ] [ soft laughter ]
466 00:22:35,688 00:22:37,524 Happy birthday, sweetheart. Happy birthday, sweetheart.
467 00:22:37,557 00:22:38,791 Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Mom.
468 00:22:40,893 00:22:43,763 Claire, is that you? Claire, is that you?
469 00:22:43,796 00:22:45,432 Hey. Hey.
470 00:22:45,465 00:22:46,766 Were you surprised? Were you surprised?
471 00:22:46,799 00:22:48,735 Sure, Dad. [ chuckles ] Sure, Dad. [ chuckles ]
472 00:22:48,768 00:22:50,437 [ notes playing on piano ] [ notes playing on piano ]
473 00:22:50,470 00:22:51,838 They're, uh, Russian, They're, uh, Russian,
474 00:22:51,871 00:22:53,706 um, for night raids. um, for night raids.
475 00:22:53,740 00:22:57,109 Quite old, actually, from the 1960s. Quite old, actually, from the 1960s.
476 00:22:57,143 00:22:59,546 Cool. Thanks, Dad. Cool. Thanks, Dad.
477 00:22:59,579 00:23:03,716 Oh, look, it's got a long-range focus on it. Huh. Oh, look, it's got a long-range focus on it. Huh.
478 00:23:03,750 00:23:05,151 Hey. Hey.
479 00:23:05,184 00:23:06,753 Claire. Claire.
480 00:23:06,786 00:23:09,956 It's so nice to have unexpected guests drop by. It's so nice to have unexpected guests drop by.
481 00:23:09,989 00:23:11,924 Yeah. Yeah.
482 00:23:11,958 00:23:13,693 Whoop, you missed a crumb. Whoop, you missed a crumb.
483 00:23:13,726 00:23:15,762 Thank you. Thank you.
484 00:23:15,795 00:23:19,966 So, Claire, you must be in university by now. So, Claire, you must be in university by now.
485 00:23:19,999 00:23:21,734 No, I wish. No, I wish.
486 00:23:21,768 00:23:24,904 I'm doing grade 13. I'm doing grade 13.
487 00:23:26,205 00:23:28,841 My victory lap. My victory lap.
488 00:23:28,875 00:23:30,610 Whoo! Whoo!
489 00:23:30,643 00:23:32,445 [ both laugh ] [ both laugh ]
490 00:23:32,479 00:23:35,014 Well, Henry sure has grown up, hasn't he? Well, Henry sure has grown up, hasn't he?
491 00:23:35,047 00:23:36,716 Yeah. Yeah.
492 00:23:36,749 00:23:41,053 Did he tell you that he was in the Science Fair finals? Did he tell you that he was in the Science Fair finals?
493 00:23:43,055 00:23:45,024 Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
494 00:23:45,057 00:23:47,026 Hydroponics. Hydroponics.
495 00:23:48,795 00:23:50,830 Wow. Wow.
496 00:23:53,933 00:23:55,201 This cake is awesome. This cake is awesome.
497 00:23:55,234 00:23:57,604 Help yourself. Help yourself.
498 00:23:57,637 00:23:59,071 Well, that's not edible. Well, that's not edible.
499 00:24:01,140 00:24:03,643 181, 191, 193. 181, 191, 193.
500 00:24:03,676 00:24:05,645 191's not prime. 191's not prime.
501 00:24:05,678 00:24:07,179 Yes it is, retard. Give me that. Yes it is, retard. Give me that.
502 00:24:07,213 00:24:09,482 Hold up a second. Hold up a second.
503 00:24:11,083 00:24:13,720 It is. That's crazy, man. It is. That's crazy, man.
504 00:24:13,753 00:24:14,954 It's a weird one, like 47. It's a weird one, like 47.
505 00:24:14,987 00:24:17,957 Dude, I always miss 47. Dude, I always miss 47.
506 00:24:17,990 00:24:19,926 Oh, Claire, are you leaving? Oh, Claire, are you leaving?
507 00:24:19,959 00:24:21,628 Let me get you a loot bag. Let me get you a loot bag.
508 00:24:21,661 00:24:23,963 Oh, no, no, no. That's--That's cool. Oh, no, no, no. That's--That's cool.
509 00:24:23,996 00:24:24,964 I'm, uh--My mom's just probably I'm, uh--My mom's just probably
510 00:24:24,997 00:24:28,200 wondering where I am, so... wondering where I am, so...
511 00:24:28,234 00:24:29,669 Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday.
512 00:24:35,074 00:24:37,510 * She like the fluid, groove it * * She like the fluid, groove it *
513 00:24:37,544 00:24:38,711 * If you groove, I don't mind * * If you groove, I don't mind *
514 00:24:38,745 00:24:39,812 * Stick 'em up high * Stick 'em up high
515 00:24:39,846 00:24:41,614 * Feeling your fire * Feeling your fire
516 00:24:41,648 00:24:42,749 * If you walk along * If you walk along
517 00:24:42,782 00:24:43,983 * Don't bump my equipment * Don't bump my equipment
518 00:24:44,016 00:24:45,952 * Rest of the time, we was jumping * * Rest of the time, we was jumping *
519 00:24:45,985 00:24:47,153 * Feel the viral flow * Feel the viral flow
520 00:24:47,186 00:24:49,922 * All in your face, we mighty go * * All in your face, we mighty go *
521 00:24:49,956 00:24:51,223 * Feel the viral flow * Feel the viral flow
522 00:24:51,257 00:24:53,760 * All in your face, we mighty go * * All in your face, we mighty go *
523 00:24:53,793 00:24:55,595 * Go, go mighty, mighty * Go, go mighty, mighty
524 00:24:55,628 00:24:57,930 * Go, go mighty, mighty * Go, go mighty, mighty
525 00:24:57,964 00:24:59,999 * Go, go mighty, mighty * Go, go mighty, mighty
526 00:25:00,032 00:25:02,602 * Throw your hands up mighty, mighty * * Throw your hands up mighty, mighty *
527 00:25:02,635 00:25:03,836 [ new song playing ] [ new song playing ]
528 00:25:03,870 00:25:06,939 * I think about you night and day * * I think about you night and day *
529 00:25:09,341 00:25:12,945 * I think about you night and day * * I think about you night and day *
530 00:25:12,979 00:25:14,947 * I feel a little bit lonely * * I feel a little bit lonely *
531 00:25:14,981 00:25:17,850 * I think about you night and day... * * I think about you night and day... *
532 00:25:17,884 00:25:19,051 Very sweaty. Very sweaty.
533 00:25:19,085 00:25:21,754 Well... You all right? Well... You all right?
534 00:25:21,788 00:25:24,824 * I think about you * I think about you
535 00:25:24,857 00:25:27,159 * Night and day * Night and day
536 00:25:36,102 00:25:38,070 I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
537 00:25:46,112 00:25:48,147 Don't be late for homeroom. Don't be late for homeroom.
538 00:25:48,180 00:25:49,181 [ snorts ] [ snorts ]
539 00:25:56,222 00:25:58,658 Hey. Hey.
540 00:25:58,691 00:25:59,926 Hey. Hey.
541 00:26:03,362 00:26:06,599 So I would have invited you to my party, So I would have invited you to my party,
542 00:26:06,633 00:26:09,335 you know, if I knew about it. you know, if I knew about it.
543 00:26:09,368 00:26:11,003 Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool.
544 00:26:11,037 00:26:13,172 It was fun. It was fun.
545 00:26:13,205 00:26:14,173 Really? Really?
546 00:26:14,206 00:26:15,174 Nope. Nope.
547 00:26:15,207 00:26:16,275 Hey, Twist-off. Hey, Twist-off.
548 00:26:16,308 00:26:17,276 Bitch. Bitch.
549 00:26:19,979 00:26:22,081 How are you settling in? How are you settling in?
550 00:26:22,114 00:26:23,282 At school? At school?
551 00:26:23,315 00:26:26,018 It's not exactly difficult. It's not exactly difficult.
552 00:26:26,052 00:26:28,020 You making any friends or... You making any friends or...
553 00:26:28,054 00:26:30,189 I've been here for three weeks. I've been here for three weeks.
554 00:26:32,792 00:26:34,727 Decisions happen fast. Decisions happen fast.
555 00:26:41,433 00:26:42,702 Go. Go.
556 00:26:42,735 00:26:44,336 Henry, befriend. Henry, befriend.
557 00:26:49,942 00:26:51,911 [ rock music playing ] [ rock music playing ]
558 00:27:33,720 00:27:36,823 CLAIRE: Hey, Henry, you ready? Okay. CLAIRE: Hey, Henry, you ready? Okay.
559 00:27:36,856 00:27:38,858 Back up. Back up.
560 00:27:38,891 00:27:42,328 Okay, 1, 2, 3. Okay, 1, 2, 3.
561 00:27:42,361 00:27:44,396 Action. Action.
562 00:27:44,430 00:27:46,365 [ screaming ] [ screaming ]
563 00:27:50,737 00:27:52,839 That was really good. That was really good.
564 00:27:52,872 00:27:54,340 That was awesome. That was awesome.
565 00:28:06,886 00:28:10,056 And so he says we've got nothing to talk about, And so he says we've got nothing to talk about,
566 00:28:10,089 00:28:11,858 and I said, "What about Wasaga? and I said, "What about Wasaga?
567 00:28:11,891 00:28:13,425 You know, what about Wasaga, Bob?" You know, what about Wasaga, Bob?"
568 00:28:13,459 00:28:16,062 He starts accusing me of bringing up the past. He starts accusing me of bringing up the past.
569 00:28:16,095 00:28:20,066 All I am doing is just trying to remind him of what we have. All I am doing is just trying to remind him of what we have.
570 00:28:20,099 00:28:22,735 Right? Like, how strong it is or... Right? Like, how strong it is or...
571 00:28:22,769 00:28:24,336 was. Anyway, was. Anyway,
572 00:28:24,370 00:28:27,073 I don't even know what to believe anymore. I don't even know what to believe anymore.
573 00:28:27,106 00:28:29,341 Bob was the kind of guy who-- Bob was the kind of guy who--
574 00:28:29,375 00:28:31,077 [ cellphone beeping ] Shit. [ cellphone beeping ] Shit.
575 00:28:31,110 00:28:32,344 I'm out of minutes. I'm out of minutes.
576 00:28:32,378 00:28:35,081 Let me just go around back, and I'll-- Let me just go around back, and I'll--
577 00:28:35,114 00:28:36,749 What, you gotta go? What, you gotta go?
578 00:28:36,783 00:28:37,950 [ sighs ] [ sighs ]
579 00:28:40,319 00:28:41,420 Hey, babe. Hey, babe.
580 00:28:41,453 00:28:42,755 Hey. Hey.
581 00:28:42,789 00:28:44,723 [ crunching ] [ crunching ]
582 00:28:50,496 00:28:52,364 Is that milk still good? Is that milk still good?
583 00:28:56,936 00:28:58,370 Doesn't taste great. Doesn't taste great.
584 00:29:02,842 00:29:04,410 [ music playing on video ] [ music playing on video ]
585 00:29:04,443 00:29:07,079 [ blade scrapes ] [ blade scrapes ]
586 00:29:08,147 00:29:10,116 [ gunshots ] [ gunshots ]
587 00:29:12,218 00:29:13,219 Henry! Henry!
588 00:29:13,252 00:29:14,186 What? What?
589 00:29:14,220 00:29:15,988 I've got a strategy. I've got a strategy.
590 00:29:16,022 00:29:17,423 What kind of strategy? What kind of strategy?
591 00:29:17,456 00:29:20,359 I'm not even allowed to have girls in my room. I'm not even allowed to have girls in my room.
592 00:29:20,392 00:29:22,561 Your mom let me right up. Your mom let me right up.
593 00:29:22,594 00:29:24,230 Stop. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
594 00:29:24,263 00:29:25,898 I need this space. Okay. I need this space. Okay.
595 00:29:25,932 00:29:27,800 I can--I'll fix it. Henry, just chill. I can--I'll fix it. Henry, just chill.
596 00:29:27,834 00:29:29,068 I will--Okay, I'll make a space I will--Okay, I'll make a space
597 00:29:29,101 00:29:30,369 if you stop touching everything. if you stop touching everything.
598 00:29:30,402 00:29:32,238 I will make the space. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I will make the space. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
599 00:29:33,840 00:29:36,542 So this is, like, a bluish black, right? So this is, like, a bluish black, right?
600 00:29:36,575 00:29:38,010 Um, no. Um, no.
601 00:29:38,044 00:29:40,346 More blue than black, I'd say. More blue than black, I'd say.
602 00:29:40,379 00:29:44,150 Fuck. You dripped on my pants. Fuck. You dripped on my pants.
603 00:29:44,183 00:29:46,418 And why are we doing this, again? And why are we doing this, again?
604 00:29:46,452 00:29:49,088 Henry, you have zero impact. Henry, you have zero impact.
605 00:29:49,121 00:29:52,091 Honestly, you're like the fucking invisible man. Honestly, you're like the fucking invisible man.
606 00:29:52,124 00:29:54,393 Zero impact is actually scientifically impossible. Zero impact is actually scientifically impossible.
607 00:29:54,426 00:29:56,295 Whatever. My point is Whatever. My point is
608 00:29:56,328 00:29:58,430 it's not too late for a do-over. it's not too late for a do-over.
609 00:30:01,934 00:30:04,303 Okay. Take off your clothes. Okay. Take off your clothes.
610 00:30:12,211 00:30:14,580 Isn't that a bit superficial? Isn't that a bit superficial?
611 00:30:14,613 00:30:17,216 Henry, I don't have all day, okay? Henry, I don't have all day, okay?
612 00:30:17,249 00:30:19,151 Put that on. Put that on.
613 00:30:19,185 00:30:20,452 I'm going for troubled. I'm going for troubled.
614 00:30:20,486 00:30:21,954 But I'm not troubled. But I'm not troubled.
615 00:30:21,988 00:30:23,589 Yes, yes, you are. Yes, yes, you are.
616 00:30:23,622 00:30:26,893 No, I'm a little sad 'cause I can't make any friends, No, I'm a little sad 'cause I can't make any friends,
617 00:30:26,926 00:30:28,127 but I wouldn't call it-- but I wouldn't call it--
618 00:30:28,160 00:30:29,896 Henry, it's perfect, okay? Henry, it's perfect, okay?
619 00:30:29,929 00:30:32,131 You're new. You're mysterious. You have no friends. You're new. You're mysterious. You have no friends.
620 00:30:32,164 00:30:33,399 You've got this fucking You've got this fucking
621 00:30:33,432 00:30:35,334 weird-ass selective mute thing going on. weird-ass selective mute thing going on.
622 00:30:35,367 00:30:36,435 I'm not a mute. I'm not a mute.
623 00:30:36,468 00:30:39,005 I talk a lot now to certain people. I talk a lot now to certain people.
624 00:30:39,038 00:30:40,907 Yeah, but you won't have to, Yeah, but you won't have to,
625 00:30:40,940 00:30:43,175 'cause despair alone will get you laid. 'cause despair alone will get you laid.
626 00:30:47,313 00:30:49,181 Good. Looks good. Good. Looks good.
627 00:30:51,517 00:30:53,085 Five minutes. Five minutes.
628 00:30:55,221 00:30:56,222 [ timer dings ] [ timer dings ]
629 00:30:56,255 00:30:58,324 Are you ready? Are you ready?
630 00:30:58,357 00:31:00,026 Yep. Yep.
631 00:31:00,059 00:31:01,527 It's very serious. It's very serious.
632 00:31:06,032 00:31:07,633 Can you change it back? Can you change it back?
633 00:31:07,666 00:31:10,069 No. No.
634 00:31:10,102 00:31:12,504 It's picture day tomorrow. It's picture day tomorrow.
635 00:31:12,538 00:31:14,473 [ laughing ] [ laughing ]
636 00:31:18,544 00:31:20,980 Really? It's Picture Day? Really? It's Picture Day?
637 00:31:21,013 00:31:22,414 Next. Next.
638 00:31:22,448 00:31:24,150 Let's just take a seat. Let's just take a seat.
639 00:31:24,183 00:31:27,486 Yeah, t-turn your knees just a little bit that way. Yeah, t-turn your knees just a little bit that way.
640 00:31:27,519 00:31:28,454 Good. Smile. Good. Smile.
641 00:31:29,521 00:31:31,023 * Hi * Hi
642 00:31:31,057 00:31:33,125 * It's been a while * It's been a while
643 00:31:33,159 00:31:35,294 * Your friendly smile * Your friendly smile
644 00:31:35,327 00:31:38,164 * Has lost its charming glimmer * * Has lost its charming glimmer *
645 00:31:38,197 00:31:42,001 * Why is it a crime? * Why is it a crime?
646 00:31:42,034 00:31:44,070 * You're free to try * You're free to try
647 00:31:44,103 00:31:47,106 * You'll get what's coming to you * * You'll get what's coming to you *
648 00:31:47,139 00:31:52,311 * You might let your guard down, Henry * * You might let your guard down, Henry *
649 00:32:00,352 00:32:04,156 * My, look at the prize * My, look at the prize
650 00:32:04,190 00:32:06,292 * This could be nice * This could be nice
651 00:32:06,325 00:32:09,295 * You've covered all your bases * * You've covered all your bases *
652 00:32:09,328 00:32:13,065 * Climb before you hide * Climb before you hide
653 00:32:13,099 00:32:15,301 * Then pull your pride * Then pull your pride
654 00:32:15,334 00:32:18,204 * This will be waiting for you * * This will be waiting for you *
655 00:32:18,237 00:32:23,042 * I go back to zero, Henry * I go back to zero, Henry
656 00:32:23,075 00:32:25,277 * I see what you think... * I see what you think...
657 00:32:26,478 00:32:30,182 So? Am I a genius, or what? So? Am I a genius, or what?
658 00:32:30,216 00:32:31,583 I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
659 00:32:31,617 00:32:33,585 Before, no one looked at me, Before, no one looked at me,
660 00:32:33,619 00:32:36,122 but now, everyone just looks at me weird. but now, everyone just looks at me weird.
661 00:32:36,155 00:32:38,124 Yeah, 'cause you have blue hair. Yeah, 'cause you have blue hair.
662 00:32:38,157 00:32:39,458 Hey, freak, nice hair. Hey, freak, nice hair.
663 00:32:39,491 00:32:42,361 Hey, back off, Tiffany. He's got issues. Hey, back off, Tiffany. He's got issues.
664 00:32:42,394 00:32:44,763 Fine. But if you're planning a rampage, Fine. But if you're planning a rampage,
665 00:32:44,796 00:32:46,598 could you make it third period? could you make it third period?
666 00:32:46,632 00:32:48,567 I've got a quiz. I've got a quiz.
667 00:32:48,600 00:32:51,303 A bit young for you, isn't he, Claire? A bit young for you, isn't he, Claire?
668 00:32:52,371 00:32:53,372 HENRY: What? HENRY: What?
669 00:32:53,405 00:32:55,774 12:00, girl checking you out. 12:00, girl checking you out.
670 00:32:55,807 00:32:56,775 Where? Where?
671 00:32:56,808 00:32:58,744 My 12:00. My 12:00.
672 00:32:58,777 00:32:59,745 Don't stare. Don't stare.
673 00:32:59,778 00:33:02,614 Just walk like a normal person. Just walk like a normal person.
674 00:33:02,648 00:33:04,150 I am. I am.
675 00:33:04,183 00:33:05,751 Don't be a creepy mute. Don't be a creepy mute.
676 00:33:05,784 00:33:08,120 Go. What? Go. What?
677 00:33:08,154 00:33:10,722 Hey. Henry, right? Hey. Henry, right?
678 00:33:10,756 00:33:13,725 I like your hair. I like your hair.
679 00:33:13,759 00:33:17,029 So what are you doing tonight? So what are you doing tonight?
680 00:33:17,063 00:33:19,498 Well, a bunch of us are going to the ravine Well, a bunch of us are going to the ravine
681 00:33:19,531 00:33:21,333 to hang out and drink and stuff, to hang out and drink and stuff,
682 00:33:21,367 00:33:24,536 so if you want to come... so if you want to come...
683 00:33:24,570 00:33:26,105 Okay. Okay.
684 00:33:26,138 00:33:28,640 Cool, so I'll see you then. Cool, so I'll see you then.
685 00:33:28,674 00:33:30,542 It's still a weeknight, you know. It's still a weeknight, you know.
686 00:33:30,576 00:33:32,444 It's still a different feeling. It's still a different feeling.
687 00:33:32,478 00:33:34,046 I don't know. It's really-- I don't know. It's really--
688 00:33:34,080 00:33:35,414 It's not a science, you know? It's not a science, you know?
689 00:33:35,447 00:33:36,615 It's like a fricking-- It's like a fricking--
690 00:33:36,648 00:33:38,217 It's a guesswork, this whole thing. It's a guesswork, this whole thing.
691 00:33:38,250 00:33:39,618 Oh, you're so serious. Mm-hmm. Oh, you're so serious. Mm-hmm.
692 00:33:39,651 00:33:41,787 You're, like, such a serious rock star. You're, like, such a serious rock star.
693 00:33:41,820 00:33:42,821 I was in charge. I was in charge.
694 00:33:42,854 00:33:44,090 [ guitar playing on TV ] [ guitar playing on TV ]
695 00:33:44,123 00:33:45,557 This guy's awesome. This guy's awesome.
696 00:33:45,591 00:33:48,094 Or it might be good-- Two and four might be good, too. Or it might be good-- Two and four might be good, too.
697 00:33:48,127 00:33:50,829 Yeah, that's my old place. Kitchen rehearsals. Yeah, that's my old place. Kitchen rehearsals.
698 00:33:50,862 00:33:52,831 You're really young. When was this? You're really young. When was this?
699 00:33:52,864 00:33:54,766 It's five years ago, fricking six. It's five years ago, fricking six.
700 00:33:54,800 00:33:56,168 What happened to you? What happened to you?
701 00:33:56,202 00:33:58,437 Oh, it's-- The band aged me. Oh, it's-- The band aged me.
702 00:33:58,470 00:33:59,405 Yeah. Yeah.
703 00:33:59,438 00:34:00,606 10-piece band. 10-piece band.
704 00:34:00,639 00:34:02,541 My next band's gonna be two people. My next band's gonna be two people.
705 00:34:02,574 00:34:04,210 Really? Who-- Who's it gonna be? Really? Who-- Who's it gonna be?
706 00:34:04,243 00:34:05,477 Me and you. Pfft. Me and you. Pfft.
707 00:34:05,511 00:34:07,113 I don't want to be in a band. I don't want to be in a band.
708 00:34:07,146 00:34:08,780 This is a pretty big family, and I don't know-- This is a pretty big family, and I don't know--
709 00:34:08,814 00:34:10,349 This is the good part. This is the good part.
710 00:34:10,382 00:34:12,451 ...hard to bring this many creative people together, ...hard to bring this many creative people together,
711 00:34:12,484 00:34:13,452 but it's-- [ cheering ] but it's-- [ cheering ]
712 00:34:13,485 00:34:14,453 It's pretty incredible. It's pretty incredible.
713 00:34:14,486 00:34:16,388 It's really cool. It's really cool.
714 00:34:17,489 00:34:19,458 RUTH: Henry, RUTH: Henry,
715 00:34:19,491 00:34:21,660 tomorrow after school, I have a meeting, tomorrow after school, I have a meeting,
716 00:34:21,693 00:34:23,429 so I need you to... so I need you to...
717 00:34:25,797 00:34:26,798 Oh. Oh.
718 00:34:26,832 00:34:29,201 Claire did it. Claire did it.
719 00:34:29,235 00:34:31,670 That was nice of her. That was nice of her.
720 00:34:32,771 00:34:34,273 Uh, I have your tubs Uh, I have your tubs
721 00:34:34,306 00:34:35,674 for the Planned Parenthood thing. for the Planned Parenthood thing.
722 00:34:37,376 00:34:38,610 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
723 00:34:38,644 00:34:39,711 That's amazing. That's amazing.
724 00:34:41,447 00:34:42,414 Night, mom. Night, mom.
725 00:34:42,448 00:34:43,849 Good night. Good night.
726 00:34:58,697 00:35:00,132 Hey. Hey.
727 00:35:00,166 00:35:01,233 Hey. Hey.
728 00:35:01,267 00:35:03,169 So, what's up? So, what's up?
729 00:35:03,202 00:35:05,237 Um, nothing. Um, nothing.
730 00:35:05,271 00:35:06,538 Hey, Alison. Hey, Alison. Hey, Alison. Hey, Alison.
731 00:35:06,572 00:35:09,275 How about a ménage à four? How about a ménage à four?
732 00:35:09,308 00:35:10,709 Can we at least walk? Can we at least walk?
733 00:35:10,742 00:35:12,711 Are you guys going down to funky town or something, Are you guys going down to funky town or something,
734 00:35:12,744 00:35:15,681 or are you hanging out? or are you hanging out?
735 00:35:15,714 00:35:16,782 All right. All right.
736 00:35:16,815 00:35:19,818 So do you want to go take a walk? So do you want to go take a walk?
737 00:35:19,851 00:35:20,819 Sure. Sure.
738 00:35:30,496 00:35:32,531 All right, let's go. All right, let's go.
739 00:35:32,564 00:35:34,666 [ music playing ] [ music playing ]
740 00:35:59,358 00:36:00,426 [ crowd cheering ] [ crowd cheering ]
741 00:36:00,459 00:36:01,460 HENRY: I'm sorry. ALISON: Wait. HENRY: I'm sorry. ALISON: Wait.
742 00:36:01,493 00:36:02,928 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
743 00:36:02,961 00:36:03,962 Wait. Wait.
744 00:36:03,995 00:36:05,564 Really sorry. Really sorry.
745 00:36:05,597 00:36:07,433 Your sock. Your sock.
746 00:36:07,466 00:36:08,500 BARTENDER: Last call. BARTENDER: Last call.
747 00:36:08,534 00:36:09,635 Maybe you'll call this time. Maybe you'll call this time.
748 00:36:09,668 00:36:11,470 Wow, apparently she does know you. Wow, apparently she does know you.
749 00:36:11,503 00:36:12,904 Last call at the bar. Last call at the bar.
750 00:36:12,938 00:36:14,373 Yeah. 905. Yeah. 905.
751 00:36:16,542 00:36:18,277 Thanks for making the trip. Thanks for making the trip.
752 00:36:18,310 00:36:19,911 Am I gonna read that in the... Am I gonna read that in the...
753 00:36:19,945 00:36:20,912 He doesn't shower much, He doesn't shower much,
754 00:36:20,946 00:36:22,748 so you got at least four days. so you got at least four days.
755 00:36:22,781 00:36:24,216 Yeah. It's--It's-- Yeah. It's--It's--
756 00:36:24,250 00:36:25,517 Thanks. Thanks.
757 00:36:25,551 00:36:27,486 Um, you know what? Um, you know what?
758 00:36:27,519 00:36:29,521 Just excuse me one second. Just excuse me one second.
759 00:36:29,555 00:36:31,257 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
760 00:36:31,290 00:36:33,292 Hey, what's going on? I'm going. Hey, what's going on? I'm going.
761 00:36:33,325 00:36:34,660 You got your coat. Yeah. You got your coat. Yeah.
762 00:36:35,927 00:36:37,996 What's all this? What's all this?
763 00:36:38,029 00:36:40,832 You've got a lot of fans. You've got a lot of fans.
764 00:36:40,866 00:36:42,934 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
765 00:36:42,968 00:36:44,503 Got two arms. Got two arms.
766 00:36:47,273 00:36:49,575 I have no way to get in touch with you. Come on. I have no way to get in touch with you. Come on.
767 00:36:49,608 00:36:50,576 I know you don't. I know you don't.
768 00:36:52,878 00:36:54,846 Why don't you come to rehearsal? Why don't you come to rehearsal?
769 00:36:54,880 00:36:57,583 You can hear our new song. Hmm? You can hear our new song. Hmm?
770 00:36:57,616 00:37:00,986 You were really good tonight. You were really good tonight.
771 00:37:01,019 00:37:03,255 Last call for drinks. Last call for drinks.
772 00:37:03,289 00:37:05,324 Hmm. Hmm.
773 00:37:05,357 00:37:07,893 Leave me a message. I'm out of minutes. Leave me a message. I'm out of minutes.
774 00:37:14,065 00:37:16,268 Sure you don't want to stay? Sure you don't want to stay?
775 00:37:16,302 00:37:18,670 No, I'm good. No, I'm good.
776 00:37:18,704 00:37:20,739 Honey, kids sneak out all the time. Honey, kids sneak out all the time.
777 00:37:20,772 00:37:21,740 It's just so selfish. It's just so selfish.
778 00:37:21,773 00:37:23,509 No, no, no, Ruth, just-- No, no, no, Ruth, just--
779 00:37:23,542 00:37:24,843 Consequences. Consequences.
780 00:37:27,413 00:37:30,316 Hey, pal. Where you been? Hey, pal. Where you been?
781 00:37:33,752 00:37:37,323 Oh. [ sighs ] Oh. [ sighs ]
782 00:37:38,457 00:37:40,426 Bingo, all year. Bingo, all year.
783 00:37:40,459 00:37:42,761 No, Mom, not bingo. No, Mom, not bingo.
784 00:37:42,794 00:37:44,430 Service is a privilege. Service is a privilege.
785 00:37:44,463 00:37:47,466 Okay, fine. Make me phone canvass or stuff envelopes, Okay, fine. Make me phone canvass or stuff envelopes,
786 00:37:47,499 00:37:49,000 or I--sell poinsettias. or I--sell poinsettias.
787 00:37:49,034 00:37:51,069 We always need volunteers at bingo. We always need volunteers at bingo.
788 00:37:51,102 00:37:52,438 Yeah, 'cause it's depressing. Yeah, 'cause it's depressing.
789 00:37:52,471 00:37:54,473 Uh, he-- he has a point, Ruth. Uh, he-- he has a point, Ruth.
790 00:37:54,506 00:37:55,641 That may be so, That may be so,
791 00:37:55,674 00:37:57,576 but it is an excellent fund-raiser but it is an excellent fund-raiser
792 00:37:57,609 00:37:58,577 for Planned Parenthood. for Planned Parenthood.
793 00:37:58,610 00:37:59,745 Oh, fuck you. Bingo is hell. Oh, fuck you. Bingo is hell.
794 00:38:01,012 00:38:02,981 [ acoustic guitar playing ] [ acoustic guitar playing ]
795 00:38:09,087 00:38:10,689 [ sighs ] [ sighs ]
796 00:38:15,727 00:38:16,728 Hi, Bob. Hi, Bob.
797 00:38:16,762 00:38:17,696 Hey. Hey.
798 00:38:24,536 00:38:26,438 MAN: B-9. MAN: B-9.
799 00:38:26,472 00:38:27,839 B-9. B-9.
800 00:38:31,877 00:38:34,312 N-45. N-45.
801 00:38:36,582 00:38:38,417 N-45. N-45.
802 00:38:41,052 00:38:43,389 N-39. N-39.
803 00:38:43,422 00:38:44,390 WOMAN: Bingo. WOMAN: Bingo.
804 00:38:44,423 00:38:46,892 [ bell dings ] [ bell dings ]
805 00:38:47,926 00:38:49,528 So the bingo cards, So the bingo cards,
806 00:38:49,561 00:38:50,929 one for two, three for five. one for two, three for five.
807 00:38:50,962 00:38:52,498 What are you doing, man? What are you doing, man?
808 00:38:52,531 00:38:55,000 Pick up all this stuff off the table, you know? Pick up all this stuff off the table, you know?
809 00:38:55,033 00:38:56,668 You don't want to miss anything. You don't want to miss anything.
810 00:38:56,702 00:38:59,004 And, uh, you know, wipe the--wipe the tables down And, uh, you know, wipe the--wipe the tables down
811 00:38:59,037 00:39:01,473 every 30 minutes or so, you know. every 30 minutes or so, you know.
812 00:39:02,908 00:39:05,444 You go to A. Meighan High? You go to A. Meighan High?
813 00:39:05,477 00:39:06,578 Yeah. Yeah.
814 00:39:06,612 00:39:08,614 I just graduated from there, actually. I just graduated from there, actually.
815 00:39:08,647 00:39:10,382 Do you know Claire Paxton? Do you know Claire Paxton?
816 00:39:10,416 00:39:13,051 Yeah, I actually do know Claire. She, uh-- Yeah, I actually do know Claire. She, uh--
817 00:39:13,084 00:39:14,052 She's, uh, what? She's, uh, what?
818 00:39:14,085 00:39:15,053 She's a what? She's a what?
819 00:39:15,086 00:39:16,087 She's right here. She's right here.
820 00:39:16,121 00:39:17,656 She is. What's up, Claire? She is. What's up, Claire?
821 00:39:17,689 00:39:18,790 Hey. How's it going? Hey. How's it going?
822 00:39:18,824 00:39:19,791 Lewis. Yes. Lewis. Yes.
823 00:39:19,825 00:39:20,792 Yes. That is me. Yes. That is me.
824 00:39:20,826 00:39:21,993 That's who you are. That's who you are.
825 00:39:22,027 00:39:22,961 How's life? How's life?
826 00:39:22,994 00:39:24,530 It's good, grade 13. It's good, grade 13.
827 00:39:24,563 00:39:26,465 Yeah, I heard. Henry, we need some, uh-- Yeah, I heard. Henry, we need some, uh--
828 00:39:26,498 00:39:27,733 We need some dabbers. We need some dabbers.
829 00:39:27,766 00:39:29,034 We're running out, all right? Yeah. We're running out, all right? Yeah.
830 00:39:29,067 00:39:31,437 Keep it clean out here, guys. Keep it clean out here, guys.
831 00:39:35,073 00:39:36,775 Why are you here? Why are you here?
832 00:39:36,808 00:39:38,744 Is it 'cause of your hair? Is it 'cause of your hair?
833 00:39:38,777 00:39:42,013 No. I, uh--I got in late last night. No. I, uh--I got in late last night.
834 00:39:42,047 00:39:43,482 Did you-- Did you--
835 00:39:43,515 00:39:45,150 Uh, almost. Uh, almost.
836 00:39:45,183 00:39:47,453 Henry, yeah. Henry, yeah.
837 00:39:47,486 00:39:49,054 What? What?
838 00:39:50,522 00:39:51,457 What? What?
839 00:39:52,624 00:39:54,493 What's almost? What's almost?
840 00:39:54,526 00:39:55,627 Just the tip? Just the tip?
841 00:39:55,661 00:39:56,795 What are you even doing here? What are you even doing here?
842 00:39:56,828 00:40:00,799 Your mom told me. What happened? Your mom told me. What happened?
843 00:40:00,832 00:40:05,003 Hey, you have to tell me about it, though, please? Hey, you have to tell me about it, though, please?
844 00:40:05,036 00:40:07,606 Hey, what happened? Hey, what happened?
845 00:40:07,639 00:40:10,909 Could you get it up? Could you get it up?
846 00:40:10,942 00:40:12,143 Okay. All right. Okay. All right.
847 00:40:13,779 00:40:16,181 That wasn't the problem. That wasn't the problem.
848 00:40:16,214 00:40:20,018 Just--Just the opposite problem. Just--Just the opposite problem.
849 00:40:20,051 00:40:21,687 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
850 00:40:21,720 00:40:22,854 I don't know. I don't know.
851 00:40:22,888 00:40:24,590 I thought it'd be more dignified. I thought it'd be more dignified.
852 00:40:24,623 00:40:25,924 Oh. Oh.
853 00:40:25,957 00:40:28,927 And there was all these knees and elbows, and... And there was all these knees and elbows, and...
854 00:40:30,662 00:40:32,831 I lost a sock. I lost a sock.
855 00:40:32,864 00:40:33,899 [ chuckles ] [ chuckles ]
856 00:40:33,932 00:40:35,433 Relax. Relax.
857 00:40:37,603 00:40:39,204 CALLER: B-9. CALLER: B-9.
858 00:40:39,237 00:40:40,171 B-9. B-9.
859 00:40:41,607 00:40:44,776 It happens all the time. It happens all the time.
860 00:40:44,810 00:40:47,646 Yeah, but this was worse. Yeah, but this was worse.
861 00:40:47,679 00:40:48,780 Why? Why?
862 00:40:48,814 00:40:50,949 G-57. G-57.
863 00:40:50,982 00:40:52,584 G-57. G-57.
864 00:40:54,986 00:40:57,523 I just wanted to be prepared. I just wanted to be prepared.
865 00:40:57,556 00:40:59,825 I-- G-55. I-- G-55.
866 00:40:59,858 00:41:01,092 I made a kit, I made a kit,
867 00:41:01,126 00:41:03,729 and I-- I lost it. and I-- I lost it.
868 00:41:03,762 00:41:05,931 What do you mean, a kit? What do you mean, a kit?
869 00:41:05,964 00:41:07,799 I left it behind. I left it behind.
870 00:41:07,833 00:41:08,800 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
871 00:41:08,834 00:41:10,135 A kit. Yeah, condoms, lube, A kit. Yeah, condoms, lube,
872 00:41:10,168 00:41:11,670 wet wipes, a breath mint wet wipes, a breath mint
873 00:41:11,703 00:41:14,506 in a-- in a plastic bag. in a-- in a plastic bag.
874 00:41:14,540 00:41:15,841 B-10. B-10.
875 00:41:15,874 00:41:17,242 Wet wipes? B-10. Wet wipes? B-10.
876 00:41:17,275 00:41:18,844 Oh, Henry. Oh, Henry.
877 00:41:21,112 00:41:25,617 And you... N-39. And you... N-39.
878 00:41:25,651 00:41:27,953 left this... N-39. left this... N-39.
879 00:41:27,986 00:41:30,088 In my sock. In my sock.
880 00:41:30,121 00:41:31,823 Which is where? Which is where?
881 00:41:33,992 00:41:35,694 I--I just took off after. I--I just took off after.
882 00:41:35,727 00:41:37,563 I--I don't know. I--I don't know.
883 00:41:37,596 00:41:39,164 N-42. N-42.
884 00:41:39,197 00:41:41,533 N-42. N-42.
885 00:41:41,567 00:41:43,034 Do you think she found it? Do you think she found it?
886 00:41:43,068 00:41:45,837 Oh, yeah, she definitely found it. Oh, yeah, she definitely found it.
887 00:41:47,973 00:41:49,908 B-4. Hmm. B-4. Hmm.
888 00:41:49,941 00:41:51,743 B-4. B-4.
889 00:41:51,777 00:41:53,211 You're a kit guy. You're a kit guy.
890 00:41:56,314 00:41:57,816 Guy with a kit. Guy with a kit.
891 00:41:57,849 00:42:00,552 I get it, okay? Just stop. I get it, okay? Just stop.
892 00:42:00,586 00:42:02,020 That sucks. That sucks.
893 00:42:03,321 00:42:05,223 I'm fucked, aren't I? I'm fucked, aren't I?
894 00:42:05,256 00:42:07,025 I'll think of something. I'll think of something.
895 00:42:07,058 00:42:08,159 N-45. N-45.
896 00:42:08,193 00:42:10,195 Maybe I can just switch schools. Maybe I can just switch schools.
897 00:42:10,228 00:42:12,097 Don't be dramatic. Don't be dramatic.
898 00:42:12,130 00:42:14,700 CALLER: Play your hearts out, ladies and gentlemen. CALLER: Play your hearts out, ladies and gentlemen.
899 00:42:14,733 00:42:15,934 Can I yell, "Bingo"? Can I yell, "Bingo"?
900 00:42:15,967 00:42:17,168 No. No.
901 00:42:17,202 00:42:18,570 Please? Please?
902 00:42:18,604 00:42:20,105 You'll get me in trouble. You'll get me in trouble.
903 00:42:20,138 00:42:21,306 Just-- B-9. Just-- B-9.
904 00:42:21,339 00:42:22,307 Claire, stop. Claire, stop.
905 00:42:22,340 00:42:24,009 [ mock scream ] Bingo. [ mock scream ] Bingo.
906 00:42:24,042 00:42:26,277 Sorry. B-6. B-6. Sorry. B-6. B-6.
907 00:42:26,311 00:42:27,312 Hello. Hello.
908 00:42:28,714 00:42:29,815 That's on the house. Thank you. That's on the house. Thank you.
909 00:42:29,848 00:42:32,317 Do you like his hair? Do you like his hair?
910 00:42:32,350 00:42:33,852 I did it myself. I did it myself.
911 00:42:33,885 00:42:35,220 Don't you have somewhere to be? Don't you have somewhere to be?
912 00:42:35,253 00:42:36,688 No, obviously not. No, obviously not.
913 00:42:36,722 00:42:37,723 I-29. I-29.
914 00:42:37,756 00:42:39,290 I'm chilling with you today. I'm chilling with you today.
915 00:42:39,324 00:42:41,192 I'm so sorry. She, uh-- I'm so sorry. She, uh--
916 00:42:41,226 00:42:42,894 She doesn't work here. She doesn't work here.
917 00:42:48,934 00:42:51,837 [ school bell rings ] [ school bell rings ]
918 00:42:57,008 00:42:58,376 Hey. Yeah? Hey. Yeah?
919 00:42:58,409 00:42:59,611 Alison, yeah? Alison, yeah?
920 00:42:59,645 00:43:01,880 Yeah. Claire? Can I talk to you? Yeah. Claire? Can I talk to you?
921 00:43:01,913 00:43:03,148 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
922 00:43:03,181 00:43:05,751 Um, it's about Henry. Um, it's about Henry.
923 00:43:05,784 00:43:07,686 What about him? What about him?
924 00:43:07,719 00:43:09,955 He's, like, really... He's, like, really...
925 00:43:09,988 00:43:12,090 complicated, you know? Mm-hmm. complicated, you know? Mm-hmm.
926 00:43:19,430 00:43:20,398 What's her name, again? What's her name, again?
927 00:43:20,431 00:43:23,101 Sally? Alison. Sally? Alison.
928 00:43:23,134 00:43:25,103 Right. Right.
929 00:43:25,136 00:43:27,839 I think you should give it another shot. I think you should give it another shot.
930 00:43:27,873 00:43:30,375 Eh, nah, that's not an option at all. Eh, nah, that's not an option at all.
931 00:43:30,408 00:43:32,010 You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised.
932 00:43:33,344 00:43:34,746 What'd you do now? What'd you do now?
933 00:43:34,780 00:43:37,916 I told her that you tried to kill yourself. I told her that you tried to kill yourself.
934 00:43:37,949 00:43:39,217 What? When? What? When?
935 00:43:39,250 00:43:40,251 Before. Before.
936 00:43:40,285 00:43:42,087 Attempted suicide Attempted suicide
937 00:43:42,120 00:43:44,823 gets you more ass than a toilet seat. gets you more ass than a toilet seat.
938 00:43:47,826 00:43:49,661 I can't believe you told her that. I can't believe you told her that.
939 00:43:49,695 00:43:51,663 Just pills and a stomach pump, Just pills and a stomach pump,
940 00:43:51,697 00:43:52,798 total cry for help. total cry for help.
941 00:43:52,831 00:43:53,965 I also told her I also told her
942 00:43:53,999 00:43:55,133 that you got kicked out that you got kicked out
943 00:43:55,166 00:43:56,802 of your old school for dealing LSD. of your old school for dealing LSD.
944 00:43:56,835 00:43:57,803 Like, acid? Like, acid?
945 00:43:57,836 00:43:58,904 Yeah. Yeah.
946 00:44:00,338 00:44:02,040 Just trying to put out Just trying to put out
947 00:44:02,073 00:44:03,842 a bigger story, okay? a bigger story, okay?
948 00:44:03,875 00:44:05,410 And she's into it. And she's into it.
949 00:44:07,078 00:44:10,415 And if she's not, you just break up with her. And if she's not, you just break up with her.
950 00:44:10,448 00:44:12,350 I don't know how to do that either. I don't know how to do that either.
951 00:44:12,383 00:44:13,785 Grade nine, it's easy. Grade nine, it's easy.
952 00:44:13,819 00:44:15,721 You just stop talking to her. You just stop talking to her.
953 00:44:15,754 00:44:16,722 Come on. Come on.
954 00:44:16,755 00:44:17,723 Whoa, wait. Whoa, wait.
955 00:44:17,756 00:44:20,091 Let's go talk to Sally. Let's go talk to Sally.
956 00:44:20,125 00:44:22,994 Hey, Henry, how are you doing? Hey, Henry, how are you doing?
957 00:44:23,028 00:44:26,131 Uh, fine, I guess. Uh, fine, I guess.
958 00:44:26,164 00:44:27,833 This--This is Claire. This--This is Claire.
959 00:44:27,866 00:44:28,834 Yeah. It's my friend. Yeah. It's my friend.
960 00:44:28,867 00:44:30,401 Yeah, we've met. Yeah, we've met.
961 00:44:30,435 00:44:32,704 You know, Claire, you're actually my senior buddy. You know, Claire, you're actually my senior buddy.
962 00:44:32,738 00:44:34,205 I texted you, like, six times. I texted you, like, six times.
963 00:44:34,239 00:44:35,340 We should probably go. We should probably go.
964 00:44:35,373 00:44:37,843 So I'll see you later, Claire. So I'll see you later, Claire.
965 00:44:37,876 00:44:38,844 Okay. Okay.
966 00:44:38,877 00:44:40,178 Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right.
967 00:44:40,211 00:44:41,780 Bye. Bye.
968 00:44:41,813 00:44:42,814 Sorry. Sorry.
969 00:44:42,848 00:44:43,815 Awkward. Awkward.
970 00:44:43,849 00:44:45,150 Yeah. Yeah.
971 00:44:45,183 00:44:47,052 * When it all comes down * * When it all comes down *
972 00:44:47,085 00:44:48,119 * I want to be with you * I want to be with you
973 00:44:48,153 00:44:49,254 * When it all goes down * * When it all goes down *
974 00:44:49,287 00:44:51,156 * I want to see you * I want to see you
975 00:44:51,189 00:44:52,390 [ song ends ] Great. That's great. [ song ends ] Great. That's great.
976 00:44:52,423 00:44:53,892 Okay. I think we're done anyway, Okay. I think we're done anyway,
977 00:44:53,925 00:44:55,160 so, let's-- let's cut. so, let's-- let's cut.
978 00:44:55,193 00:44:57,095 Um, that sounds great. Um, that sounds great.
979 00:44:57,128 00:44:59,264 So before everyone goes, So before everyone goes,
980 00:44:59,297 00:45:00,932 my booking agent called, my booking agent called,
981 00:45:00,966 00:45:03,735 and, um, we are in the festival in Sault Ste. Marie. and, um, we are in the festival in Sault Ste. Marie.
982 00:45:03,769 00:45:04,903 It's amazing. The festival is-- It's amazing. The festival is--
983 00:45:04,936 00:45:06,037 Like, the lineup is great. Like, the lineup is great.
984 00:45:06,071 00:45:07,205 It's, like, Rock Plaza Central; It's, like, Rock Plaza Central;
985 00:45:07,238 00:45:08,206 Day, Month, Year; Plants and Animals; Day, Month, Year; Plants and Animals;
986 00:45:08,239 00:45:09,741 Boys Who Say No. Really? Boys Who Say No. Really?
987 00:45:09,775 00:45:11,076 Couple of dates on the way back, Couple of dates on the way back,
988 00:45:11,109 00:45:12,844 Sudbury, Espanola, so plan for, Sudbury, Espanola, so plan for,
989 00:45:12,878 00:45:14,345 like, 2 1/2, probably 3 weeks. like, 2 1/2, probably 3 weeks.
990 00:45:14,379 00:45:15,413 A tour? Two weeks? A tour? Two weeks?
991 00:45:15,446 00:45:17,248 So, wait. Okay, hold on. A tour? So, wait. Okay, hold on. A tour?
992 00:45:17,282 00:45:18,950 Yeah. Jimmy, come on. Yeah. Jimmy, come on.
993 00:45:18,984 00:45:20,451 What? What, it's gonna be great. What? What, it's gonna be great.
994 00:45:20,485 00:45:22,821 We have to-- We have to get out of this town We have to-- We have to get out of this town
995 00:45:22,854 00:45:24,289 and start building an audience again. and start building an audience again.
996 00:45:24,322 00:45:25,390 So pack your lunches. Two weeks. So pack your lunches. Two weeks.
997 00:45:25,423 00:45:26,424 Yeah. We're going on tour. Yeah. We're going on tour.
998 00:45:26,457 00:45:27,959 You know, uh-- You know we have You know, uh-- You know we have
999 00:45:27,993 00:45:29,127 our gigs on Thursdays and Sundays. our gigs on Thursdays and Sundays.
1000 00:45:29,160 00:45:30,428 Every Thursday. Every Thursday.
1001 00:45:30,461 00:45:32,263 Okay. Why don't we go to the Gem, Okay. Why don't we go to the Gem,
1002 00:45:32,297 00:45:33,799 and we'll just have a beer, and we'll talk about it. and we'll just have a beer, and we'll talk about it.
1003 00:45:33,832 00:45:35,133 No, you know what? My sitter's done at 4:00. No, you know what? My sitter's done at 4:00.
1004 00:45:35,166 00:45:36,167 Okay, okay. But you're coming, right? Okay, okay. But you're coming, right?
1005 00:45:36,201 00:45:37,535 Just because I've had a baby Just because I've had a baby
1006 00:45:37,568 00:45:38,904 doesn't mean I can't come on tour, okay? doesn't mean I can't come on tour, okay?
1007 00:45:38,937 00:45:39,871 Okay, Sweetie, good. Okay, Sweetie, good.
1008 00:45:40,939 00:45:42,540 I can't go. I can't go.
1009 00:45:42,573 00:45:44,375 I already used up all my vacation on the recording. I already used up all my vacation on the recording.
1010 00:45:44,409 00:45:45,977 Okay. I can't just go on tour. Okay. I can't just go on tour.
1011 00:45:46,011 00:45:47,545 It's a temp job. Take some time off. It's a temp job. Take some time off.
1012 00:45:47,578 00:45:49,848 No, they made me permanent six months ago. I told you that. No, they made me permanent six months ago. I told you that.
1013 00:45:49,881 00:45:52,050 You either decide to be in the band, or you don't. Like, what-- You either decide to be in the band, or you don't. Like, what--
1014 00:45:52,083 00:45:54,920 I am in the band, but you have to check with the band before you book a tour. I am in the band, but you have to check with the band before you book a tour.
1015 00:45:54,953 00:45:56,788 I have ten people's schedules in my head. I'm trying to org-- I have ten people's schedules in my head. I'm trying to org--
1016 00:45:56,822 00:45:57,789 A 3-week tour? A 3-week tour?
1017 00:45:57,823 00:45:58,790 2 1/2 or something. 2 1/2 or something.
1018 00:45:58,824 00:46:00,025 I'm going. I'm going.
1019 00:46:00,058 00:46:01,793 Wait, don't you want to come for a drink? Wait, don't you want to come for a drink?
1020 00:46:01,827 00:46:02,928 Uh, no. No, I'm cool. Uh, no. No, I'm cool.
1021 00:46:02,961 00:46:04,129 You're-- Come on, We'll toast-- You're-- Come on, We'll toast--
1022 00:46:04,162 00:46:05,897 Why? You're going to be talking Why? You're going to be talking
1023 00:46:05,931 00:46:06,932 about tour shit, apparently. about tour shit, apparently.
1024 00:46:06,965 00:46:08,433 Tour shit? I told you about this. Tour shit? I told you about this.
1025 00:46:08,466 00:46:10,802 Are you seriously going to Espanola Are you seriously going to Espanola
1026 00:46:10,836 00:46:12,037 with a funk band? with a funk band?
1027 00:46:12,070 00:46:13,805 Claire. Claire.
1028 00:46:13,839 00:46:14,840 That's gonna-- Claire. That's gonna-- Claire.
1029 00:46:14,873 00:46:15,941 It's not the right crowd. It's not the right crowd.
1030 00:46:15,974 00:46:17,275 You're so boring sometimes, okay? You're so boring sometimes, okay?
1031 00:46:17,308 00:46:19,144 I'll see you. I'll see you later, okay? I'll see you. I'll see you later, okay?
1032 00:46:21,312 00:46:22,914 Okay. Nobody knows us outside of Toronto. Okay. Nobody knows us outside of Toronto.
1033 00:46:22,948 00:46:24,916 [ alarm buzzing and guitar strumming ] [ alarm buzzing and guitar strumming ]
1034 00:46:39,865 00:46:41,166 [ man laughs ] [ man laughs ]
1035 00:46:50,641 00:46:53,945 ...wedding, and my mom had me wear this ridiculous outfit. ...wedding, and my mom had me wear this ridiculous outfit.
1036 00:46:53,979 00:46:55,280 It had frills on it. It had frills on it.
1037 00:46:55,313 00:46:57,048 You know I don't wear frills. You know I don't wear frills.
1038 00:46:57,082 00:46:59,584 That's not me. That's not me.
1039 00:46:59,617 00:47:00,952 What's up, Twist-off? What's up, Twist-off?
1040 00:47:02,320 00:47:03,989 Tiffany, I really don't want Tiffany, I really don't want
1041 00:47:04,022 00:47:05,323 to fucking do this today, okay, to fucking do this today, okay,
1042 00:47:05,356 00:47:06,858 so just shut the fuck up, please. so just shut the fuck up, please.
1043 00:47:06,892 00:47:07,859 Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah.
1044 00:47:07,893 00:47:09,627 You really want to start this? You really want to start this?
1045 00:47:09,660 00:47:13,264 I--I just said I don't want to start this, actually. I--I just said I don't want to start this, actually.
1046 00:47:13,298 00:47:17,035 Whatever. I have to go to class. Let's go. Whatever. I have to go to class. Let's go.
1047 00:47:19,938 00:47:22,440 Ohh! Ahh! Get off of me. Ohh! Ahh! Get off of me.
1048 00:47:22,473 00:47:26,011 Hey! Hey! That's enough. Hey! Hey! That's enough.
1049 00:47:26,044 00:47:27,478 You were screaming like a little bitch. You were screaming like a little bitch.
1050 00:47:27,512 00:47:29,347 You had my hair in your hand. You saw it. You had my hair in your hand. You saw it.
1051 00:47:29,380 00:47:31,049 Fuck. It's fake hair. Can't even feel it. Fuck. It's fake hair. Can't even feel it.
1052 00:47:31,082 00:47:32,383 You have a fake face. Whatever. You have a fake face. Whatever.
1053 00:47:32,417 00:47:33,584 You know what? Both of you, You know what? Both of you,
1054 00:47:33,618 00:47:35,253 I don't want to hear it. Stop it. I don't want to hear it. Stop it.
1055 00:47:35,286 00:47:38,289 In my office, now. In my office, now.
1056 00:47:38,323 00:47:41,059 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1057 00:47:41,092 00:47:43,061 [ music playing ] [ music playing ]
1058 00:47:55,240 00:48:01,046 * You're so cold * You're so cold
1059 00:48:01,079 00:48:06,584 * You're so cold... * You're so cold...
1060 00:48:06,617 00:48:08,987 And they were totally psyched to go to the show, right? And they were totally psyched to go to the show, right?
1061 00:48:09,020 00:48:10,321 Correct. And then I turn in, Correct. And then I turn in,
1062 00:48:10,355 00:48:13,124 and it's a-- it's actually a gymnasium. and it's a-- it's actually a gymnasium.
1063 00:48:13,158 00:48:14,292 A fucking high school gymnasium? A fucking high school gymnasium?
1064 00:48:14,325 00:48:16,027 Yes, and the booking agent says, Yes, and the booking agent says,
1065 00:48:16,061 00:48:17,662 "You said you wanted to play Edmonton, "You said you wanted to play Edmonton,
1066 00:48:17,695 00:48:19,197 but you didn't say where in Edmonton." but you didn't say where in Edmonton."
1067 00:48:19,230 00:48:20,631 Did they play the show? Did they walk out? Did they play the show? Did they walk out?
1068 00:48:20,665 00:48:22,968 Yes, they played the show. No, no, no, they played it. Yes, they played the show. No, no, no, they played it.
1069 00:48:23,001 00:48:24,402 They were fucking amazing. They totally rocked it. They were fucking amazing. They totally rocked it.
1070 00:48:24,435 00:48:27,072 All the ladies are jumping, screaming. Hey. All the ladies are jumping, screaming. Hey.
1071 00:48:27,105 00:48:28,073 Hey, sweetheart. Hey, sweetheart.
1072 00:48:28,106 00:48:30,208 You are out of mints. Hey. You are out of mints. Hey.
1073 00:48:30,241 00:48:31,709 I was just telling James I was just telling James
1074 00:48:31,742 00:48:35,080 what an awesome time he's gonna have on the road. what an awesome time he's gonna have on the road.
1075 00:48:35,113 00:48:36,081 Yep. Yep.
1076 00:48:36,114 00:48:37,648 So how's it going? So how's it going?
1077 00:48:37,682 00:48:41,386 Not bad. You're having beers with my mom in my kitchen. Not bad. You're having beers with my mom in my kitchen.
1078 00:48:43,054 00:48:44,089 Ahem. Ahem.
1079 00:48:44,122 00:48:46,091 Don't trust him, Claire. Don't trust him, Claire.
1080 00:48:46,124 00:48:47,625 He's a musician. He's a musician.
1081 00:48:49,160 00:48:50,128 What? What?
1082 00:48:52,097 00:48:53,999 I came to see you. I came to see you.
1083 00:48:54,032 00:48:55,100 Me? Me?
1084 00:48:55,133 00:48:57,035 You took off on me after rehearsal. You took off on me after rehearsal.
1085 00:49:00,771 00:49:03,641 Aren't you supposed to be on tour or something? Aren't you supposed to be on tour or something?
1086 00:49:03,674 00:49:06,111 [ laughs ] You're funny. [ laughs ] You're funny.
1087 00:49:06,144 00:49:08,346 I'm not trying to be funny. I'm not trying to be funny.
1088 00:49:08,379 00:49:10,982 Why don't you come? Hmm? Why don't you come? Hmm?
1089 00:49:11,016 00:49:13,118 Why don't you come on the tour? Why don't you come on the tour?
1090 00:49:13,151 00:49:14,585 What, to Espanola? What, to Espanola?
1091 00:49:14,619 00:49:16,187 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1092 00:49:16,221 00:49:19,224 There is life north of Edmonton, you know, Claire. There is life north of Edmonton, you know, Claire.
1093 00:49:19,257 00:49:21,126 Really? Mm-hmm. Really? Mm-hmm.
1094 00:49:21,159 00:49:22,127 Not interested. Not interested.
1095 00:49:22,160 00:49:23,294 Come on, I'm serious. Come on, I'm serious.
1096 00:49:25,096 00:49:27,565 I was watching you the other night in the crowd, and it... I was watching you the other night in the crowd, and it...
1097 00:49:29,634 00:49:31,469 could be like that every night. could be like that every night.
1098 00:49:33,804 00:49:35,306 Hmm? Hmm?
1099 00:49:40,511 00:49:42,213 When do you go? When do you go?
1100 00:49:44,215 00:49:46,184 Wednesday. Wednesday.
1101 00:49:46,217 00:49:47,618 Or Tuesday. Or Tuesday.
1102 00:49:47,652 00:49:49,154 Hmm. Hmm.
1103 00:49:49,187 00:49:51,256 I don't know. It's Wednesday or Tuesday. I don't know. It's Wednesday or Tuesday.
1104 00:49:51,289 00:49:52,423 I can't remember. I can't remember.
1105 00:49:52,457 00:49:55,193 I guess you got school and stuff, huh? I guess you got school and stuff, huh?
1106 00:49:56,627 00:49:58,629 Yeah, I have a math test tomorrow. Yeah, I have a math test tomorrow.
1107 00:49:58,663 00:49:59,597 You should go. You should go.
1108 00:50:02,533 00:50:04,669 RUTH: I usually put a little bit of mint in this, RUTH: I usually put a little bit of mint in this,
1109 00:50:04,702 00:50:08,406 but Edward forgot to get the mint at the grocery store. but Edward forgot to get the mint at the grocery store.
1110 00:50:08,439 00:50:09,407 Mmm. It's okay. Mmm. It's okay.
1111 00:50:09,440 00:50:10,475 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1112 00:50:10,508 00:50:12,477 These are fabulous, by the way. These are fabulous, by the way.
1113 00:50:12,510 00:50:13,678 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
1114 00:50:13,711 00:50:16,414 I made them for a fundraising bake sale. I made them for a fundraising bake sale.
1115 00:50:16,447 00:50:17,415 Mmm, for what? Mmm, for what?
1116 00:50:17,448 00:50:18,583 Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood.
1117 00:50:18,616 00:50:20,685 Actually, I have a pamphlet here. Actually, I have a pamphlet here.
1118 00:50:20,718 00:50:21,652 Mom. Mom.
1119 00:50:23,654 00:50:24,622 Thanks. Thanks.
1120 00:50:26,157 00:50:28,426 There's a number on the back. There's a number on the back.
1121 00:50:28,459 00:50:29,727 Oh. Oh.
1122 00:50:29,760 00:50:31,462 There's no such thing as a stupid question. There's no such thing as a stupid question.
1123 00:50:31,496 00:50:32,430 Mom. Mom.
1124 00:50:34,365 00:50:36,501 "Your body--" "Your body--"
1125 00:50:36,534 00:50:38,603 Uh, Ruth, maybe we should, um... Uh, Ruth, maybe we should, um...
1126 00:50:38,636 00:50:41,139 Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah.
1127 00:50:41,172 00:50:44,242 I'll just leave you guys to, uh-- I'll just leave you guys to, uh--
1128 00:50:44,275 00:50:46,211 Yeah. Just... Yeah. Just...
1129 00:50:46,244 00:50:47,312 Have fun. Have fun.
1130 00:50:47,345 00:50:49,714 Yeah. Yeah, see you. Yeah. Yeah, see you.
1131 00:50:49,747 00:50:51,249 Have fun. Bye. Have fun. Bye.
1132 00:50:55,553 00:50:58,223 Your mom's really friendly. Your mom's really friendly.
1133 00:50:58,256 00:51:00,191 She thought I was gay. She thought I was gay.
1134 00:51:00,225 00:51:01,359 Oh. Oh.
1135 00:51:02,560 00:51:04,362 So do you have any acid left? So do you have any acid left?
1136 00:51:04,395 00:51:06,464 Uh, yeah, mm-hmm. Uh, yeah, mm-hmm.
1137 00:51:06,497 00:51:08,233 Well, for personal use. Well, for personal use.
1138 00:51:08,266 00:51:09,467 'Cause I was thinking 'Cause I was thinking
1139 00:51:09,500 00:51:13,304 that we could drop and go to the planetarium. that we could drop and go to the planetarium.
1140 00:51:13,338 00:51:15,140 Wow. Okay. Wow. Okay.
1141 00:51:15,173 00:51:16,207 Good idea? Good idea?
1142 00:51:16,241 00:51:17,408 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah?
1143 00:51:31,622 00:51:32,623 Hey. Hey.
1144 00:51:32,657 00:51:34,825 Oh, hey. What's going on? Oh, hey. What's going on?
1145 00:51:34,859 00:51:36,294 Henry's not here tonight. Henry's not here tonight.
1146 00:51:36,327 00:51:39,330 It's the Baby Seal Hunt. It's the Baby Seal Hunt.
1147 00:51:39,364 00:51:42,600 I know. We have different charities, have different nights. I know. We have different charities, have different nights.
1148 00:51:42,633 00:51:45,603 Planned Parenthood is Tuesdays and Thursdays. Planned Parenthood is Tuesdays and Thursdays.
1149 00:51:45,636 00:51:47,338 Baby Seal Hunt is today. Baby Seal Hunt is today.
1150 00:51:47,372 00:51:49,340 It's pretty confusing. It's pretty confusing.
1151 00:51:49,374 00:51:50,741 Yeah. Yeah.
1152 00:51:50,775 00:51:51,742 All right. All right.
1153 00:51:51,776 00:51:53,311 Well, see you. Hey. actually... Well, see you. Hey. actually...
1154 00:51:54,479 00:51:56,113 You think you want to handle my balls? You think you want to handle my balls?
1155 00:51:57,548 00:51:59,317 You mean bingo balls? You mean bingo balls?
1156 00:51:59,350 00:52:00,718 What other balls would I mean? What other balls would I mean?
1157 00:52:00,751 00:52:03,888 My ball handler called in sick today. My ball handler called in sick today.
1158 00:52:03,921 00:52:06,457 [ giggles ] [ giggles ]
1159 00:52:06,491 00:52:07,892 Okay. Okay.
1160 00:52:07,925 00:52:10,361 And I asked if, uh, you think can handle them. And I asked if, uh, you think can handle them.
1161 00:52:10,395 00:52:11,529 I think I can try. I think I can try.
1162 00:52:11,562 00:52:13,130 You got some confidence? Yep. You got some confidence? Yep.
1163 00:52:16,734 00:52:17,835 G-55, guys. G-55, guys.
1164 00:52:17,868 00:52:19,270 G-55. G-55.
1165 00:52:19,304 00:52:22,740 It, uh--It's the starting age for bingo. It, uh--It's the starting age for bingo.
1166 00:52:22,773 00:52:25,276 [ giggles ] [ giggles ]
1167 00:52:25,310 00:52:27,178 I-22. I-22.
1168 00:52:27,212 00:52:29,714 I hope I'm not working here at 22. I hope I'm not working here at 22.
1169 00:52:30,881 00:52:32,450 B-8. B-8.
1170 00:52:32,483 00:52:33,584 Two fat ladies, B-8. Two fat ladies, B-8.
1171 00:52:34,652 00:52:35,653 Oop. Ow. Oop. Ow.
1172 00:52:35,686 00:52:37,188 Watch out. It'll get you. Watch out. It'll get you.
1173 00:52:37,222 00:52:38,789 It's a very deadly game, bingo. It's a very deadly game, bingo.
1174 00:52:38,823 00:52:41,426 O-89. O-89.
1175 00:52:41,459 00:52:43,861 Just keep it coming. Just keep it coming.
1176 00:52:43,894 00:52:46,597 These balls show no mercy. These balls show no mercy.
1177 00:52:49,934 00:52:52,537 So how's school? So how's school?
1178 00:52:52,570 00:52:53,738 [ scoffs ] [ scoffs ]
1179 00:52:53,771 00:52:55,406 I already got suspended, I already got suspended,
1180 00:52:55,440 00:52:59,377 so I'm off to a great start. so I'm off to a great start.
1181 00:52:59,410 00:53:00,611 Fire alarm? Fire alarm?
1182 00:53:00,645 00:53:02,613 No. Um... No. Um...
1183 00:53:02,647 00:53:04,249 Tiffany McClintock. Tiffany McClintock.
1184 00:53:04,282 00:53:05,450 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1185 00:53:05,483 00:53:08,819 She called me Twist-off, and I... She called me Twist-off, and I...
1186 00:53:08,853 00:53:10,855 retaliated. retaliated.
1187 00:53:10,888 00:53:12,323 Twist-off. Fuck. Twist-off. Fuck.
1188 00:53:12,357 00:53:14,792 It's been a while since I heard that. It's been a while since I heard that.
1189 00:53:14,825 00:53:15,760 Yeah. Yeah.
1190 00:53:15,793 00:53:17,395 Yeah, I forgot about it. Yeah, I forgot about it.
1191 00:53:17,428 00:53:20,298 But I never believed those rumors, anyways. But I never believed those rumors, anyways.
1192 00:53:20,331 00:53:21,899 Really? Really?
1193 00:53:21,932 00:53:22,967 Yeah. They were-- Yeah. They were--
1194 00:53:23,000 00:53:24,669 What'd you hear? What'd you hear?
1195 00:53:24,702 00:53:27,638 I don't know. It's--It's crazy. I don't know. It's--It's crazy.
1196 00:53:27,672 00:53:28,839 It's crazy? It's crazy?
1197 00:53:28,873 00:53:30,375 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1198 00:53:30,408 00:53:32,577 Tell me. Tell me.
1199 00:53:32,610 00:53:34,579 I heard you gave, like, I heard you gave, like,
1200 00:53:34,612 00:53:39,250 20 guys hand jobs at a--at a pool party. 20 guys hand jobs at a--at a pool party.
1201 00:53:40,718 00:53:41,719 That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous.
1202 00:53:41,752 00:53:43,721 I know. I know.
1203 00:53:43,754 00:53:44,722 That's fucked. That's fucked.
1204 00:53:44,755 00:53:45,756 You're telling me. You're telling me.
1205 00:53:45,790 00:53:47,425 It was a Battle of the Bands, It was a Battle of the Bands,
1206 00:53:47,458 00:53:48,759 and it was, like, 12 guys. and it was, like, 12 guys.
1207 00:53:48,793 00:53:50,695 Well, I guess you can see how things Well, I guess you can see how things
1208 00:53:50,728 00:53:52,797 will get, uh, blown out of proportion, then. will get, uh, blown out of proportion, then.
1209 00:53:52,830 00:53:54,432 And it wasn't even 12 guys. And it wasn't even 12 guys.
1210 00:53:54,465 00:53:57,735 It was 10 guys, 'cause 2 guys came back twice. It was 10 guys, 'cause 2 guys came back twice.
1211 00:53:57,768 00:54:00,305 Well, people are just exaggerating though, and... Well, people are just exaggerating though, and...
1212 00:54:00,338 00:54:01,506 Yeah. you know, Yeah. you know,
1213 00:54:01,539 00:54:03,608 you don't even have to worry about it, you don't even have to worry about it,
1214 00:54:03,641 00:54:04,909 'cause once you're done high school, 'cause once you're done high school,
1215 00:54:04,942 00:54:07,545 you know, you just-- It's like a vault. you know, you just-- It's like a vault.
1216 00:54:07,578 00:54:08,979 You know, when you're finished, You know, when you're finished,
1217 00:54:09,013 00:54:10,581 it's sealed away forever, it's sealed away forever,
1218 00:54:10,615 00:54:12,517 and you don't have to worry about it anymore. and you don't have to worry about it anymore.
1219 00:54:12,550 00:54:13,918 Really? Yep. Really? Yep.
1220 00:54:13,951 00:54:17,555 Is this your wisdom that you're giving to me Is this your wisdom that you're giving to me
1221 00:54:17,588 00:54:19,824 after two months of being a graduate? after two months of being a graduate?
1222 00:54:19,857 00:54:22,393 It's, uh--It is something that comes with having wisdom. It's, uh--It is something that comes with having wisdom.
1223 00:54:22,427 00:54:23,661 You have to pass it on. You have to pass it on.
1224 00:54:23,694 00:54:24,895 Hmm. Hmm.
1225 00:54:24,929 00:54:26,564 It's--It's a curse to some people. It's--It's a curse to some people.
1226 00:54:26,597 00:54:28,799 But you know what? It blows my mind But you know what? It blows my mind
1227 00:54:28,833 00:54:31,602 that, um-- that even after all these years, that, um-- that even after all these years,
1228 00:54:31,636 00:54:33,671 people haven't even changed the--the name people haven't even changed the--the name
1229 00:54:33,704 00:54:36,674 of, uh-- of your condition. of, uh-- of your condition.
1230 00:54:36,707 00:54:39,744 [ laughs ] My condition? [ laughs ] My condition?
1231 00:54:39,777 00:54:41,779 You, it's a dis-- You, it's a dis--
1232 00:54:41,812 00:54:43,348 It's a plague. You have-- It's a plague. You have--
1233 00:54:43,381 00:54:45,450 It's not a plague. I made a choice, whatever. It's not a plague. I made a choice, whatever.
1234 00:54:45,483 00:54:47,452 You just told me that that's, like, okay. You just told me that that's, like, okay.
1235 00:54:47,485 00:54:48,819 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1236 00:54:48,853 00:54:50,087 And now you're telling me it's a condition. And now you're telling me it's a condition.
1237 00:54:50,120 00:54:51,522 I--I told you, I live with my gut. I--I told you, I live with my gut.
1238 00:54:51,556 00:54:52,623 Yeah, evidently. Yeah, evidently.
1239 00:54:52,657 00:54:54,459 And there's so many, you know, And there's so many, you know,
1240 00:54:54,492 00:54:56,627 that I've been thinking of over the years, you know, like-- that I've been thinking of over the years, you know, like--
1241 00:54:56,661 00:54:59,464 You've been thinking about this over the years? You've been thinking about this over the years?
1242 00:54:59,497 00:55:02,400 No, you know, but-- Yeah? No, you know, but-- Yeah?
1243 00:55:02,433 00:55:03,634 Maybe. You know, like-- Maybe. You know, like--
1244 00:55:03,668 00:55:04,802 you know, like Bushwhacker you know, like Bushwhacker
1245 00:55:04,835 00:55:07,505 or, like, you know, Jerker Berserker, or, like, you know, Jerker Berserker,
1246 00:55:07,538 00:55:10,575 or, like, you know, Pipe Cleaner, or, like, you know, Pipe Cleaner,
1247 00:55:10,608 00:55:12,443 The Conductor. Right. The Conductor. Right.
1248 00:55:12,477 00:55:15,012 You know, or the--you know, The Carpenter, You know, or the--you know, The Carpenter,
1249 00:55:15,045 00:55:17,915 you know, 'cause you're just measuring all the time. you know, 'cause you're just measuring all the time.
1250 00:55:17,948 00:55:18,883 Sawing away? Sawing away?
1251 00:55:18,916 00:55:20,451 Saw it, you know. Yeah. Saw it, you know. Yeah.
1252 00:55:20,485 00:55:22,487 The Dabber, that's a new one, because I... The Dabber, that's a new one, because I...
1253 00:55:22,520 00:55:23,521 That's a bingo-related one. That's a bingo-related one.
1254 00:55:23,554 00:55:25,022 It is. It is, you know. It is. It is, you know.
1255 00:55:40,170 00:55:42,940 [ soft crying ] [ soft crying ]
1256 00:55:42,973 00:55:44,008 Mom? Mom?
1257 00:55:44,041 00:55:46,043 He said he might come by. He said he might come by.
1258 00:55:46,076 00:55:48,879 He didn't even call. He didn't even call.
1259 00:55:52,517 00:55:55,520 I don't think Bob's coming back, Claire. I don't think Bob's coming back, Claire.
1260 00:55:55,553 00:55:56,521 I think he's gone. I think he's gone.
1261 00:55:56,554 00:55:58,956 I think he's really gone. I think he's really gone.
1262 00:56:00,691 00:56:03,060 Mom, it's okay. Mom, it's okay.
1263 00:56:03,093 00:56:05,596 I mean, what have I got now? I mean, what have I got now?
1264 00:56:05,630 00:56:08,833 What the fuck have I got? What the fuck have I got?
1265 00:56:08,866 00:56:10,034 I'm all alone. I'm all alone.
1266 00:56:24,749 00:56:26,717 [ bubbling ] [ bubbling ]
1267 00:56:38,228 00:56:40,498 [ telephone rings ] [ telephone rings ]
1268 00:56:41,999 00:56:43,468 Hello. CLAIRE: Hey. Hello. CLAIRE: Hey.
1269 00:56:43,501 00:56:45,470 Hey. Okay, why couldn't you tell everyone Hey. Okay, why couldn't you tell everyone
1270 00:56:45,503 00:56:47,004 I got expelled for dealing hash? I got expelled for dealing hash?
1271 00:56:48,205 00:56:49,707 Pussy drug. Pussy drug.
1272 00:56:49,740 00:56:51,542 Why? Why?
1273 00:56:51,576 00:56:54,078 'Cause the mix, anhydride and LSD, is really unstable. 'Cause the mix, anhydride and LSD, is really unstable.
1274 00:56:54,111 00:56:55,746 Are you trying to make it? Are you trying to make it?
1275 00:56:55,780 00:56:58,048 My girlfriend wants to try it. My girlfriend wants to try it.
1276 00:56:58,082 00:57:00,217 She want to go to the planetarium? She want to go to the planetarium?
1277 00:57:00,250 00:57:01,952 Yeah. Yeah.
1278 00:57:01,986 00:57:03,954 Have you ever even done acid? Have you ever even done acid?
1279 00:57:03,988 00:57:06,557 No, and I'm not sure I want to. No, and I'm not sure I want to.
1280 00:57:06,591 00:57:10,528 There's a big label on my chemistry set that says, "Do not eat." There's a big label on my chemistry set that says, "Do not eat."
1281 00:57:11,962 00:57:13,631 You want to meet at the park? You want to meet at the park?
1282 00:57:14,932 00:57:16,567 Yeah. Yeah.
1283 00:57:19,504 00:57:21,972 Okay. See you in a bit. Okay. See you in a bit.
1284 00:57:25,710 00:57:27,678 CLAIRE: Henry. CLAIRE: Henry.
1285 00:57:29,113 00:57:31,549 You know that fish actually can talk? You know that fish actually can talk?
1286 00:57:33,751 00:57:35,152 They can. They can.
1287 00:57:37,622 00:57:40,825 What does that one sound like, do you think? What does that one sound like, do you think?
1288 00:57:40,858 00:57:44,061 [ warbles ] [ warbles ]
1289 00:57:47,131 00:57:48,699 Pfft. Pfft.
1290 00:57:48,733 00:57:50,501 Henry, stop farting. Henry, stop farting.
1291 00:57:50,535 00:57:51,468 Pfft. Pfft.
1292 00:57:52,670 00:57:55,205 Ahh! You're terrible at this. Ahh! You're terrible at this.
1293 00:57:55,239 00:57:56,707 You're so bad. You're so bad.
1294 00:57:56,741 00:57:58,709 [ music playing over headphones ] [ music playing over headphones ]
1295 00:58:12,690 00:58:13,924 Hey. Hey.
1296 00:58:18,195 00:58:19,797 Hey, drug dealer. Hey, drug dealer.
1297 00:58:21,666 00:58:23,133 Hey, groupie. Hey, groupie.
1298 00:58:28,272 00:58:29,974 Do you think I'm boring? Do you think I'm boring?
1299 00:58:31,642 00:58:32,743 Never. Never.
1300 00:58:50,861 00:58:52,763 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1301 00:58:52,797 00:58:54,732 [ dog barking ] [ dog barking ]
1302 00:58:54,765 00:58:56,734 [ distant siren blaring ] [ distant siren blaring ]
1303 00:59:05,175 00:59:07,578 Why do they call you Twist-off? Why do they call you Twist-off?
1304 00:59:11,682 00:59:13,784 'Cause I like to drink beer. 'Cause I like to drink beer.
1305 00:59:29,399 00:59:31,335 [ music resumes playing ] [ music resumes playing ]
1306 00:59:44,314 00:59:48,786 HENRY: Straight legs. Back. HENRY: Straight legs. Back.
1307 00:59:48,819 00:59:51,355 Fast. Back. Fast. Back.
1308 00:59:51,388 00:59:55,259 Twist. Back. Twist. Back.
1309 00:59:55,292 00:59:56,927 [ imitates kick landing ] [ imitates kick landing ]
1310 00:59:56,961 00:59:59,864 Whaah! Whaah!
1311 00:59:59,897 01:00:02,900 See? That was good. See? That was good.
1312 01:00:04,969 01:00:06,704 Pfft. Pfft.
1313 01:00:08,138 01:00:11,308 Blahh. [ yells ] Blahh. [ yells ]
1314 01:00:11,341 01:00:13,978 Henry! I'm in jail. Henry! I'm in jail.
1315 01:00:14,011 01:00:17,181 [ blows raspberry ] [ blows raspberry ]
1316 01:00:17,214 01:00:19,884 Henry, come closer. Henry, come closer.
1317 01:00:19,917 01:00:21,351 Come right here. Come right here.
1318 01:00:21,385 01:00:23,721 [ babbles ] [ babbles ]
1319 01:00:23,754 01:00:26,056 Stop filming me! Stop filming me!
1320 01:00:26,090 01:00:27,191 [ door closes ] [ door closes ]
1321 01:00:27,224 01:00:28,859 MAN: You see that? Where do you cut? MAN: You see that? Where do you cut?
1322 01:00:28,893 01:00:30,795 WOMAN: Pie? I cut-- Is that good. WOMAN: Pie? I cut-- Is that good.
1323 01:00:30,828 01:00:33,163 No. You don't want that woody smell in this. No. You don't want that woody smell in this.
1324 01:00:33,197 01:00:34,799 Firm after you steam it, Firm after you steam it,
1325 01:00:34,832 01:00:37,067 but not the woody bit at the bottom. but not the woody bit at the bottom.
1326 01:00:37,101 01:00:38,068 Right. Right, yeah... Right. Right, yeah...
1327 01:00:38,102 01:00:40,771 What day is it? What day is it?
1328 01:00:43,173 01:00:46,143 I got suspended. I got suspended.
1329 01:00:46,176 01:00:48,345 There's muffins on the fridge. There's muffins on the fridge.
1330 01:00:51,882 01:00:52,983 Sweet. Sweet.
1331 01:00:53,017 01:00:54,985 [ TV dialogue playing indistinctly ] [ TV dialogue playing indistinctly ]
1332 01:01:13,137 01:01:15,105 For Pete's sake, don't boil them. For Pete's sake, don't boil them.
1333 01:01:15,139 01:01:16,841 Tell my mother-in-law, please. Tell my mother-in-law, please.
1334 01:01:16,874 01:01:19,744 [ audience laughing ] [ audience laughing ]
1335 01:01:19,777 01:01:21,378 She's not funny at all. She's not funny at all.
1336 01:01:21,411 01:01:22,412 Hmm. Hmm.
1337 01:01:22,446 01:01:24,815 My kids just refuse to eat this. My kids just refuse to eat this.
1338 01:01:24,849 01:01:26,951 Just refuse. Just refuse.
1339 01:01:26,984 01:01:29,319 There's turbulence. There's turbulence.
1340 01:01:29,353 01:01:32,990 So is this, like, your community service? So is this, like, your community service?
1341 01:01:33,023 01:01:35,292 Yeah, kind of. Yeah, kind of.
1342 01:01:35,325 01:01:37,995 Uh, we got a game coming up, Uh, we got a game coming up,
1343 01:01:38,028 01:01:41,465 so you-- you better go. so you-- you better go.
1344 01:01:41,498 01:01:42,432 Sorry. Sorry.
1345 01:01:42,466 01:01:44,869 Yeah, but did you bring it? Yeah, but did you bring it?
1346 01:01:44,902 01:01:46,103 Yeah. Yeah.
1347 01:01:48,305 01:01:50,741 Here. Don't take a lot. Here. Don't take a lot.
1348 01:01:50,775 01:01:52,476 You don't need a lot. You don't need a lot.
1349 01:01:52,509 01:01:55,746 How much do you want for it? How much do you want for it?
1350 01:01:55,780 01:01:56,814 Uh... Uh...
1351 01:01:57,915 01:01:59,483 I told them, like, 10 bucks each, I told them, like, 10 bucks each,
1352 01:01:59,516 01:02:01,351 does that sound about right to you? does that sound about right to you?
1353 01:02:01,385 01:02:02,519 Sure, I guess. Sure, I guess.
1354 01:02:02,552 01:02:05,455 Henry, what's up, bro? Nothing. Henry, what's up, bro? Nothing.
1355 01:02:09,559 01:02:11,428 So I guess you can't come drop with us? So I guess you can't come drop with us?
1356 01:02:11,461 01:02:13,864 No. I--I gotta stay here. No. I--I gotta stay here.
1357 01:02:13,898 01:02:16,801 Well, you're the best. Thank you. Let's go. Well, you're the best. Thank you. Let's go.
1358 01:02:21,005 01:02:24,008 Henry, having a good time talking to your friends? Henry, having a good time talking to your friends?
1359 01:02:24,041 01:02:25,910 I'm sorry. They were just leaving. I'm sorry. They were just leaving.
1360 01:02:25,943 01:02:27,511 You know what? Let's just go You know what? Let's just go
1361 01:02:27,544 01:02:29,279 change the popcorn grease, all right? change the popcorn grease, all right?
1362 01:02:29,313 01:02:31,048 Okay. Okay.
1363 01:02:31,081 01:02:32,783 So is that girl out there your girlfriend? So is that girl out there your girlfriend?
1364 01:02:32,817 01:02:35,385 Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think.
1365 01:02:35,419 01:02:37,021 Well, that's cool. Well, that's cool.
1366 01:02:37,054 01:02:39,323 I thought, uh, Claire was your girlfriend at--at first. I thought, uh, Claire was your girlfriend at--at first.
1367 01:02:39,356 01:02:41,425 No, we're-- we're just friends. No, we're-- we're just friends.
1368 01:02:41,458 01:02:42,559 Oh, no, I realize that. Oh, no, I realize that.
1369 01:02:42,592 01:02:44,294 She, uh, jerked me off the other day. She, uh, jerked me off the other day.
1370 01:02:44,328 01:02:45,395 Wait. She what? Wait. She what?
1371 01:02:45,429 01:02:47,898 Yeah, it was awesome, man. Dab it. Yeah, it was awesome, man. Dab it.
1372 01:02:47,932 01:02:49,133 All right. All right.
1373 01:02:49,166 01:02:51,101 Well, tell Twist-off I say, "What's up?" Well, tell Twist-off I say, "What's up?"
1374 01:02:51,135 01:02:53,437 Okay, why do they call her that? Okay, why do they call her that?
1375 01:02:53,470 01:02:54,939 [ knock at door ] [ knock at door ]
1376 01:02:54,972 01:02:56,406 HENRY: Hey, Twist-off! HENRY: Hey, Twist-off!
1377 01:02:56,440 01:02:57,374 I gotta go. I gotta go.
1378 01:02:57,407 01:02:58,408 [ knocking at door ] [ knocking at door ]
1379 01:02:58,442 01:02:59,409 Come on. Come on.
1380 01:02:59,443 01:03:00,911 Twist-off! Twist-off!
1381 01:03:02,913 01:03:05,149 Twist-off! Twist-off!
1382 01:03:05,182 01:03:06,450 You there?! You there?!
1383 01:03:11,055 01:03:12,990 What the hell? What the hell?
1384 01:03:13,023 01:03:14,191 Why are you here? Why are you here?
1385 01:03:14,224 01:03:16,360 What, did you follow me or something? What, did you follow me or something?
1386 01:03:16,393 01:03:19,129 Bingo hall guy? Like, actually? Bingo hall guy? Like, actually?
1387 01:03:19,163 01:03:20,597 Okay, fuck. Okay, fuck.
1388 01:03:20,630 01:03:23,100 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
1389 01:03:23,133 01:03:25,002 Henry, go. Henry, go.
1390 01:03:25,035 01:03:26,003 Okay. Okay.
1391 01:03:26,036 01:03:27,304 Yeah, my hair is blue. Yeah, my hair is blue.
1392 01:03:27,337 01:03:28,906 People think I'm a drug dealer. People think I'm a drug dealer.
1393 01:03:28,939 01:03:30,908 I almost lost my virginity in a ravine. I almost lost my virginity in a ravine.
1394 01:03:30,941 01:03:32,042 Shh. Just-- Shh. Just--
1395 01:03:32,076 01:03:33,878 What? Is that-- That's my fault? What? Is that-- That's my fault?
1396 01:03:33,911 01:03:34,979 Yes, it's your fault. Yes, it's your fault.
1397 01:03:35,012 01:03:36,947 The-- The shoulder leaning The-- The shoulder leaning
1398 01:03:36,981 01:03:38,348 and the kissing and-- and your pants off. and the kissing and-- and your pants off.
1399 01:03:38,382 01:03:39,349 Oh, grow up, Henry. Oh, grow up, Henry.
1400 01:03:39,383 01:03:40,450 No, I'm not some kid No, I'm not some kid
1401 01:03:40,484 01:03:41,485 you baby-sit anymore, okay? you baby-sit anymore, okay?
1402 01:03:41,518 01:03:44,922 Oh, my God. Calm down, please. Oh, my God. Calm down, please.
1403 01:03:44,955 01:03:46,056 Fuck you, okay? WOMAN: Hey, keep it down! Fuck you, okay? WOMAN: Hey, keep it down!
1404 01:03:46,090 01:03:47,324 I thought it would be good for you I thought it would be good for you
1405 01:03:47,357 01:03:49,026 to get out of your house, okay, to get out of your house, okay,
1406 01:03:49,059 01:03:51,228 and just have a life and just be happy and do fun things. and just have a life and just be happy and do fun things.
1407 01:03:51,261 01:03:53,130 Like a life like yours? Like a life like yours?
1408 01:03:53,163 01:03:54,298 No. No. No. No.
1409 01:03:54,331 01:03:56,033 I hear them talk at school, Claire. I hear them talk at school, Claire.
1410 01:03:56,066 01:03:57,902 They're not shocked. They think you're sad. They're not shocked. They think you're sad.
1411 01:03:57,935 01:03:59,036 I don't care what they say. I don't care what they say.
1412 01:03:59,069 01:04:00,237 Well, I--I know you don't care. Well, I--I know you don't care.
1413 01:04:00,270 01:04:01,371 You don't fucking care, period. You don't fucking care, period.
1414 01:04:01,405 01:04:02,506 You're too busy You're too busy
1415 01:04:02,539 01:04:04,174 jacking off bingo hall guy jacking off bingo hall guy
1416 01:04:04,208 01:04:05,342 and fucking some other guy and fucking some other guy
1417 01:04:05,375 01:04:06,911 whose balls aren't even. Shh, shh. whose balls aren't even. Shh, shh.
1418 01:04:06,944 01:04:07,912 You're doing everything You're doing everything
1419 01:04:07,945 01:04:09,046 with everyone except for me. with everyone except for me.
1420 01:04:10,180 01:04:12,182 Okay. I'll fuck you. Okay. I'll fuck you.
1421 01:04:12,216 01:04:13,918 Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
1422 01:04:13,951 01:04:15,352 Would that make you feel better? Would that make you feel better?
1423 01:04:16,486 01:04:18,655 It might. It might.
1424 01:04:18,688 01:04:20,357 Okay. Let's go. Okay. Let's go.
1425 01:04:25,662 01:04:27,397 Not my house, yours. Not my house, yours.
1426 01:04:46,383 01:04:49,987 RUTH: Henry! I want to talk to you! RUTH: Henry! I want to talk to you!
1427 01:04:53,723 01:04:55,960 [ sighs, laughs ] [ sighs, laughs ]
1428 01:04:55,993 01:04:57,494 What on Earth have you been doing What on Earth have you been doing
1429 01:04:57,527 01:04:58,963 in the laundry room sink? in the laundry room sink?
1430 01:04:58,996 01:04:59,964 Science Fair. Science Fair.
1431 01:04:59,997 01:05:02,199 Oh. Is it that time of year? Oh. Is it that time of year?
1432 01:05:02,232 01:05:03,533 Yep, Provincial Finals. Yep, Provincial Finals.
1433 01:05:03,567 01:05:05,002 Ha. What are you gonna do? Ha. What are you gonna do?
1434 01:05:05,035 01:05:07,137 Uh, a chemistry project. Uh, a chemistry project.
1435 01:05:07,171 01:05:08,405 Ah. Yeah. Ah. Yeah.
1436 01:05:08,438 01:05:10,040 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1437 01:05:10,074 01:05:11,208 Did you eat? Did you eat?
1438 01:05:52,749 01:05:54,684 [ footsteps on stairs ] [ footsteps on stairs ]
1439 01:06:05,062 01:06:07,497 Is this a joke? Is this a joke?
1440 01:06:07,531 01:06:09,499 Why do you have all this shit? Why do you have all this shit?
1441 01:06:11,168 01:06:13,503 Hey, hey, hey, w-what the fuck is going on here? Hey, hey, hey, w-what the fuck is going on here?
1442 01:06:13,537 01:06:15,005 Why is this all here? Why is this all here?
1443 01:06:15,039 01:06:17,174 You weren't meant to see any of this. You weren't meant to see any of this.
1444 01:06:18,575 01:06:20,744 Are you in love with me or something? Are you in love with me or something?
1445 01:06:20,777 01:06:22,179 Is that what's going on? Is that what's going on?
1446 01:06:22,212 01:06:23,313 No, I'm focused. No, I'm focused.
1447 01:06:23,347 01:06:24,581 What does that mean? What does that mean?
1448 01:06:24,614 01:06:26,650 I'm not--I'm not in love with you. I'm not--I'm not in love with you.
1449 01:06:26,683 01:06:28,552 You're not in love with me? You're not in love with me?
1450 01:06:28,585 01:06:30,187 You just have my fucking-- You just have my fucking--
1451 01:06:30,220 01:06:34,558 everything of me labeled and fucking-- everything of me labeled and fucking--
1452 01:06:36,193 01:06:38,162 Am I just a project or something? Am I just a project or something?
1453 01:06:38,195 01:06:39,263 Is that what-- No. Is that what-- No.
1454 01:06:39,296 01:06:40,264 No. No.
1455 01:06:41,831 01:06:43,167 No? No?
1456 01:06:43,200 01:06:44,301 No, you're not. No, you're not.
1457 01:06:44,334 01:06:47,637 Hello. What am I, a fucking project? Hello. What am I, a fucking project?
1458 01:06:50,374 01:06:51,608 Oh, yeah. Okay, great. Oh, yeah. Okay, great.
1459 01:06:51,641 01:06:53,643 Just be fucking quiet while I-- Just be fucking quiet while I--
1460 01:06:53,677 01:06:55,379 This is my fucking underwear. This is my fucking underwear.
1461 01:06:57,614 01:06:59,616 Where did you get my underwear? Where did you get my underwear?
1462 01:06:59,649 01:07:01,085 They were in your bag once. They were in your bag once.
1463 01:07:01,118 01:07:02,786 And that just gives you a right to take it? And that just gives you a right to take it?
1464 01:07:02,819 01:07:05,389 You can just take it from me? You can just take it from me?
1465 01:07:10,327 01:07:11,561 We're done. We're done.
1466 01:07:11,595 01:07:13,397 No, Claire. No, Claire.
1467 01:07:13,430 01:07:14,731 Claire, stop. Claire, stop.
1468 01:07:16,666 01:07:18,568 [ door slams ] [ door slams ]
1469 01:07:24,508 01:07:26,810 [ car horn honks ] [ car horn honks ]
1470 01:07:38,755 01:07:41,791 Okay, Jay, do you have the Pope-a-funk tape? Okay, Jay, do you have the Pope-a-funk tape?
1471 01:07:41,825 01:07:43,760 'Cause this thing has a tape player, dude. 'Cause this thing has a tape player, dude.
1472 01:07:43,793 01:07:46,096 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
1473 01:07:46,130 01:07:48,398 Is it cool if I still come? Is it cool if I still come?
1474 01:07:48,432 01:07:49,766 Yeah, sure. Yeah? Yeah, sure. Yeah?
1475 01:07:49,799 01:07:50,734 Come on. Get in. Come on. Get in.
1476 01:07:50,767 01:07:52,136 Hey, guys, check it out. Hey, guys, check it out.
1477 01:07:52,169 01:07:53,270 Look who's here. Hi. Look who's here. Hi.
1478 01:07:53,303 01:07:54,671 Ah, come on, Jimmy, really? Ah, come on, Jimmy, really?
1479 01:07:54,704 01:07:55,672 What? It's no big deal. What? It's no big deal.
1480 01:07:55,705 01:07:57,107 Should we talk about this? Should we talk about this?
1481 01:07:57,141 01:07:58,242 Well, we'll talk about it in the car. Well, we'll talk about it in the car.
1482 01:07:58,275 01:07:59,243 Come on. Give me the keys. Come on. Give me the keys.
1483 01:07:59,276 01:08:00,810 I'll take the first shift. I'll take the first shift.
1484 01:08:00,844 01:08:02,246 Come on. Come on.
1485 01:08:02,279 01:08:03,247 Hey, Travis. Hey, Travis.
1486 01:08:03,280 01:08:04,248 Hey. Welcome aboard. Hey. Welcome aboard.
1487 01:08:04,281 01:08:05,182 Thanks. Thanks.
1488 01:08:05,215 01:08:06,483 Move your asses over. Move your asses over.
1489 01:08:06,516 01:08:09,453 It just got a whole lot crowded. It just got a whole lot crowded.
1490 01:08:09,486 01:08:12,489 Jay, you're buying the coffee. Jay, you're buying the coffee.
1491 01:08:15,792 01:08:17,394 Hmm. Hmm.
1492 01:08:18,828 01:08:20,530 Are you feeling better, sweetie? Are you feeling better, sweetie?
1493 01:08:22,499 01:08:25,502 What are you doing with your Science Fair project? What are you doing with your Science Fair project?
1494 01:08:25,535 01:08:28,205 It's done. Experiment failed. It's done. Experiment failed.
1495 01:08:28,238 01:08:31,441 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
1496 01:08:32,942 01:08:35,179 It happens. It happens.
1497 01:08:35,212 01:08:37,514 Well, what are you gonna do next? Well, what are you gonna do next?
1498 01:08:37,547 01:08:39,183 I don't know. I don't know.
1499 01:08:40,917 01:08:42,486 Physics, probably. Physics, probably.
1500 01:08:43,787 01:08:46,390 No, definitely physics. No, definitely physics.
1501 01:08:46,423 01:08:47,624 No mess. No mess.
1502 01:08:47,657 01:08:50,594 Just me and my computer. Just me and my computer.
1503 01:08:52,396 01:08:54,298 Well, well... Well, well...
1504 01:08:54,331 01:08:55,832 that'll be great. that'll be great.
1505 01:08:58,902 01:08:59,836 Oh. Oh.
1506 01:09:04,274 01:09:06,276 Okay, no, no, sweetheart, Liddy, no. Okay, no, no, sweetheart, Liddy, no.
1507 01:09:06,310 01:09:07,577 It is not how high the fever gets. It is not how high the fever gets.
1508 01:09:07,611 01:09:09,246 It's how quickly that it spikes. It's how quickly that it spikes.
1509 01:09:09,279 01:09:11,281 But how often are you checking her temperature? But how often are you checking her temperature?
1510 01:09:11,315 01:09:13,317 Okay, I know. Yeah, that one's an older one. Okay, I know. Yeah, that one's an older one.
1511 01:09:13,350 01:09:15,419 But the-- It's a better one to take. But the-- It's a better one to take.
1512 01:09:15,452 01:09:17,321 Yeah, the one that's in our--I know. Yeah, the one that's in our--I know.
1513 01:09:17,354 01:09:19,223 Well, can I talk to her? Well, can I talk to her?
1514 01:09:19,256 01:09:21,191 No, sweetheart, if she's sleeping-- No, sweetheart, if she's sleeping--
1515 01:09:21,225 01:09:23,527 No, if she's sleeping, don't wake her up. That's fine. No, if she's sleeping, don't wake her up. That's fine.
1516 01:09:23,560 01:09:25,729 Okay. I love you, too, but please call me. Okay. I love you, too, but please call me.
1517 01:09:25,762 01:09:27,664 Okay. And please keep checking on her. Okay. And please keep checking on her.
1518 01:09:27,697 01:09:29,533 And as I said, it's in--it's-- And as I said, it's in--it's--
1519 01:09:29,566 01:09:31,468 Yeah, it's the one in our bathroom. Yeah, it's the one in our bathroom.
1520 01:09:31,501 01:09:32,936 Okay. I love you, too. Okay. I love you, too.
1521 01:09:32,969 01:09:34,338 Okay. But call me. Okay. But call me.
1522 01:09:34,371 01:09:35,572 Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye.
1523 01:09:35,605 01:09:36,706 What's going on? What's going on?
1524 01:09:36,740 01:09:38,708 Uh, Isabel, she's got fever. Uh, Isabel, she's got fever.
1525 01:09:38,742 01:09:39,943 Everything okay? Everything okay?
1526 01:09:39,976 01:09:40,944 It's fine. It's fine.
1527 01:09:40,977 01:09:41,978 Yeah? Yeah?
1528 01:09:42,011 01:09:44,748 [ music playing ] [ music playing ]
1529 01:10:14,344 01:10:16,280 * Where is my man? * Where is my man?
1530 01:10:16,313 01:10:18,548 * I can't find him * I can't find him
1531 01:10:18,582 01:10:20,384 * I just want to find him * I just want to find him
1532 01:10:20,417 01:10:22,686 * In my bed * In my bed
1533 01:10:22,719 01:10:24,754 * Where is his girl? * Where is his girl?
1534 01:10:24,788 01:10:26,723 * He can't find her * He can't find her
1535 01:10:26,756 01:10:28,992 * He's bound to find her * He's bound to find her
1536 01:10:29,025 01:10:30,760 * In my bed * In my bed
1537 01:10:30,794 01:10:33,397 And I just wish somebody would come up with something different. And I just wish somebody would come up with something different.
1538 01:10:33,430 01:10:35,832 You know what I mean? Jerker Berserker, You know what I mean? Jerker Berserker,
1539 01:10:35,865 01:10:37,701 something good like that, right? something good like that, right?
1540 01:10:37,734 01:10:40,970 I mean, like, I would, like, look at the guys, I mean, like, I would, like, look at the guys,
1541 01:10:41,004 01:10:42,606 you know, take 'em in-- you know, take 'em in--
1542 01:10:42,639 01:10:44,808 stature, width, girth, you know, stature, width, girth, you know,
1543 01:10:44,841 01:10:47,043 and be, like, "Okay, that guy's gonna jizz, and be, like, "Okay, that guy's gonna jizz,
1544 01:10:47,076 01:10:48,545 you know, this many kilowatts." you know, this many kilowatts."
1545 01:10:48,578 01:10:50,647 Except this one guy, Except this one guy,
1546 01:10:50,680 01:10:53,850 his name was, like, Darren, or some shit like that. his name was, like, Darren, or some shit like that.
1547 01:10:53,883 01:10:56,052 He had, like, a penis that was-- He had, like, a penis that was--
1548 01:10:56,085 01:10:57,921 I didn't even know what to do with it. I didn't even know what to do with it.
1549 01:10:57,954 01:10:59,823 It was like a toggle switch. It was like a toggle switch.
1550 01:10:59,856 01:11:00,824 Like, it was so small. Like, it was so small.
1551 01:11:00,857 01:11:02,559 And I was, like, okay. And I was, like, okay.
1552 01:11:02,592 01:11:04,594 So I figured out how to whuuh. So I figured out how to whuuh.
1553 01:11:04,628 01:11:06,530 He came so much, He came so much,
1554 01:11:06,563 01:11:08,465 it was like Niagara Falls. it was like Niagara Falls.
1555 01:11:08,498 01:11:12,769 Like, I should have had one of those fucking ponchos to cover me. Like, I should have had one of those fucking ponchos to cover me.
1556 01:11:12,802 01:11:14,938 That's-- That's pretty sad, Claire. That's-- That's pretty sad, Claire.
1557 01:11:16,540 01:11:19,443 Oh, man, not you, too. Oh, man, not you, too.
1558 01:11:19,476 01:11:20,610 Don't do that. Don't do that.
1559 01:11:20,644 01:11:22,479 It's funny, man. It's funny, man.
1560 01:11:22,512 01:11:23,980 It was, like, a crazy night. It was, like, a crazy night.
1561 01:11:24,013 01:11:25,849 Is it funny? Yeah. Is it funny? Is it funny? Yeah. Is it funny?
1562 01:11:25,882 01:11:27,351 I think it's fucking hilarious. I think it's fucking hilarious.
1563 01:11:27,384 01:11:29,786 So do I. Yeah. So do I. Yeah.
1564 01:11:29,819 01:11:31,788 All right. All right.
1565 01:11:35,091 01:11:37,594 It was crazy. Cigarette in school all the time. It was crazy. Cigarette in school all the time.
1566 01:11:37,627 01:11:38,962 He was on the roof... He was on the roof...
1567 01:11:38,995 01:11:40,564 Hi, honey. Hi, honey.
1568 01:11:40,597 01:11:44,334 So I was thinking we could all go and get coffee, So I was thinking we could all go and get coffee,
1569 01:11:44,368 01:11:46,636 since we all have fourth period spares. since we all have fourth period spares.
1570 01:11:46,670 01:11:48,505 Henry. Henry.
1571 01:11:48,538 01:11:50,039 Are you okay? Are you okay?
1572 01:11:52,676 01:11:54,110 Oh, no. Oh, no.
1573 01:11:54,143 01:11:55,479 Oh, no. Oh, no.
1574 01:11:55,512 01:11:57,614 No, Henry. No, Henry.
1575 01:11:59,516 01:12:01,084 Where are you going? Where are you going?
1576 01:12:02,786 01:12:04,588 Henry! Henry!
1577 01:12:04,621 01:12:06,756 No. No, no. No, we're here. No. No, no. No, we're here.
1578 01:12:06,790 01:12:08,425 We're here. We're at the fucking venue, We're here. We're at the fucking venue,
1579 01:12:08,458 01:12:10,427 and I can guarantee you that it is not happening. and I can guarantee you that it is not happening.
1580 01:12:10,460 01:12:11,928 Are you sure this is the right place? Are you sure this is the right place?
1581 01:12:11,961 01:12:13,129 Maybe it's not the right place. Maybe it's not the right place.
1582 01:12:13,162 01:12:14,931 You're--Oh, you're sorry? You're--Oh, you're sorry?
1583 01:12:14,964 01:12:16,366 I've got 10 fucking people I've got 10 fucking people
1584 01:12:16,400 01:12:17,867 beside the side of the road and-- Jim. beside the side of the road and-- Jim.
1585 01:12:17,901 01:12:19,035 I really need my phone, I really need my phone,
1586 01:12:19,068 01:12:20,136 because you're using my minutes. because you're using my minutes.
1587 01:12:20,169 01:12:21,405 I don't have a lot of minutes. I don't have a lot of minutes.
1588 01:12:21,438 01:12:22,906 Can I please have it back? Can I please have it back?
1589 01:12:22,939 01:12:24,641 Claire, could you shut the fuck up for one second, okay? Claire, could you shut the fuck up for one second, okay?
1590 01:12:24,674 01:12:26,576 Just one second. For once. Just one second. For once.
1591 01:12:26,610 01:12:28,678 This is the gig that's supposed to pay for the rest of the tour. This is the gig that's supposed to pay for the rest of the tour.
1592 01:12:28,712 01:12:29,913 James, it's my phone. James, it's my phone.
1593 01:12:29,946 01:12:31,515 How can there be lack of interest? How can there be lack of interest?
1594 01:12:31,548 01:12:32,749 I mean, there was Besnard Lakes, I mean, there was Besnard Lakes,
1595 01:12:32,782 01:12:34,150 There was Day, Month, Year. There was Day, Month, Year.
1596 01:12:34,183 01:12:36,453 None of 'em were into it. They all said no. None of 'em were into it. They all said no.
1597 01:12:37,854 01:12:39,889 Hang on a sec. I got a call. Hang on a sec. I got a call.
1598 01:12:41,958 01:12:44,428 This is just what happened at the provincial park. This is just what happened at the provincial park.
1599 01:12:44,461 01:12:46,129 What happened at the provincial park? What happened at the provincial park?
1600 01:12:46,162 01:12:48,398 Oh, Brian, that was fucking six years ago. I mean, seriously? Oh, Brian, that was fucking six years ago. I mean, seriously?
1601 01:12:48,432 01:12:49,833 You're gonna lose it on us now? You're gonna lose it on us now?
1602 01:12:49,866 01:12:50,934 You're gonna bring that up? You're gonna bring that up?
1603 01:12:50,967 01:12:52,035 Walking away. Walking away.
1604 01:12:52,068 01:12:53,503 Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy, don't. Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy, don't.
1605 01:12:53,537 01:12:54,504 I'm walking away. I'm walking away.
1606 01:12:54,538 01:12:55,639 I'll go talk to him. I'll go talk to him.
1607 01:12:55,672 01:12:57,741 Yeah, okay, fine. You go talk to him. Yeah, okay, fine. You go talk to him.
1608 01:12:57,774 01:12:58,908 That's fine. That's fine.
1609 01:12:58,942 01:13:00,477 Can we just get back on the road? Can we just get back on the road?
1610 01:13:00,510 01:13:01,878 And we'll figure this out along the way, okay? And we'll figure this out along the way, okay?
1611 01:13:01,911 01:13:03,480 What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
1612 01:13:03,513 01:13:04,648 Where are you going? Where are you going?
1613 01:13:04,681 01:13:06,182 My baby's sick. I'm going home. My baby's sick. I'm going home.
1614 01:13:06,215 01:13:07,984 What are you talking about? We have three weeks of shows. What are you talking about? We have three weeks of shows.
1615 01:13:08,017 01:13:09,486 'Cause I'm not spending the night 'Cause I'm not spending the night
1616 01:13:09,519 01:13:10,554 sleeping in a van in Sault Ste. Marie. sleeping in a van in Sault Ste. Marie.
1617 01:13:10,587 01:13:11,688 So I'll get you a room. So I'll get you a room.
1618 01:13:11,721 01:13:13,089 Okay, whatever. We're going. Okay, whatever. We're going.
1619 01:13:13,122 01:13:14,924 What, you're going too? You're both going? What, you're going too? You're both going?
1620 01:13:14,958 01:13:16,526 I gave up another gig to do this. I gave up another gig to do this.
1621 01:13:16,560 01:13:18,161 You owe me 300 bucks. You owe me 300 bucks.
1622 01:13:18,194 01:13:20,464 That's just it? You're just fucking leaving? That's just it? You're just fucking leaving?
1623 01:13:23,500 01:13:25,134 Un-fucking-believable. Un-fucking-believable.
1624 01:13:25,168 01:13:26,936 Can I have my phone, please? Can I have my phone, please?
1625 01:13:26,970 01:13:27,904 Yeah. Yeah.
1626 01:13:43,520 01:13:46,690 Attention, A. Meighen High School. Attention, A. Meighen High School.
1627 01:13:46,723 01:13:47,991 Today's day of school, Today's day of school,
1628 01:13:48,024 01:13:51,127 there will be a fire drill today at 2:45. there will be a fire drill today at 2:45.
1629 01:13:51,160 01:13:53,830 [ school bell rings ] [ school bell rings ]
1630 01:13:56,566 01:13:57,601 Two fingers there. That's good. Two fingers there. That's good.
1631 01:13:57,634 01:13:58,635 Really? Yeah, and then-- Really? Yeah, and then--
1632 01:13:58,668 01:14:00,169 That's D. Yeah, go to the D. That's D. Yeah, go to the D.
1633 01:14:00,203 01:14:01,170 That one? That one?
1634 01:14:01,204 01:14:02,138 Whaah. Whaah.
1635 01:14:02,171 01:14:03,473 Yeah. It sounds like shit. Yeah. It sounds like shit.
1636 01:14:03,507 01:14:04,474 Well, here. Hey, ready? Well, here. Hey, ready?
1637 01:14:04,508 01:14:05,542 Yeah. Yeah.
1638 01:14:05,575 01:14:07,611 Instant rock box. Can't go wrong. Instant rock box. Can't go wrong.
1639 01:14:07,644 01:14:08,678 Hard. Hard.
1640 01:14:08,712 01:14:10,079 [ loud note plays ] [ loud note plays ]
1641 01:14:10,113 01:14:11,180 Ohh! Ohh!
1642 01:14:11,214 01:14:14,150 [ playing guitar ] [ playing guitar ]
1643 01:14:14,183 01:14:16,753 Guys, guys, guys, I think they want to open the doors. Guys, guys, guys, I think they want to open the doors.
1644 01:14:16,786 01:14:18,522 I think the sound check is over. I think the sound check is over.
1645 01:14:18,555 01:14:20,123 [ plays note ] [ plays note ]
1646 01:14:22,191 01:14:24,160 Hey, can I get a menu? Hey, can I get a menu?
1647 01:14:24,193 01:14:26,496 Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure.
1648 01:14:26,530 01:14:27,897 [ sighs ] [ sighs ]
1649 01:14:27,931 01:14:30,900 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
1650 01:14:30,934 01:14:32,569 You look a little tired. You look a little tired.
1651 01:14:32,602 01:14:34,170 Yeah, it's been a long day. Yeah, it's been a long day.
1652 01:14:35,805 01:14:38,107 JAMES: Wow, are all those pictures of you? JAMES: Wow, are all those pictures of you?
1653 01:14:38,141 01:14:41,745 Yeah, I take a picture of myself every year on my birthday. Yeah, I take a picture of myself every year on my birthday.
1654 01:14:41,778 01:14:42,779 No way. Can I-- Yeah. No way. Can I-- Yeah.
1655 01:14:42,812 01:14:44,280 Can I come-- Yeah, come on. Can I come-- Yeah, come on.
1656 01:14:44,313 01:14:46,883 Wow, that is-- Wow, that is--
1657 01:14:46,916 01:14:48,552 Wow, cool. Wow, cool.
1658 01:14:48,585 01:14:50,053 That is a great idea. That is a great idea.
1659 01:14:50,086 01:14:52,856 Well, you know, good ideas come when you're drunk. Well, you know, good ideas come when you're drunk.
1660 01:14:52,889 01:14:55,124 It's been known to happen for me, too. It's been known to happen for me, too.
1661 01:14:55,158 01:14:56,560 When was this one taken? When was this one taken?
1662 01:14:56,593 01:14:58,061 Oh, no, I can't. I can't tell you, Oh, no, I can't. I can't tell you,
1663 01:14:58,094 01:15:00,063 'cause you could do the math and figure it out. 'cause you could do the math and figure it out.
1664 01:15:00,096 01:15:02,065 Oh, right, and then give away your secrets? Oh, right, and then give away your secrets?
1665 01:15:02,098 01:15:03,099 Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.
1666 01:15:03,132 01:15:04,534 You haven't changed a bit. You haven't changed a bit.
1667 01:15:04,568 01:15:06,803 Yeah, no, I have, just a little bit. Yeah, no, I have, just a little bit.
1668 01:15:06,836 01:15:08,738 Changed for the better, though, right? Changed for the better, though, right?
1669 01:15:08,772 01:15:09,873 Thank you. Thank you.
1670 01:15:09,906 01:15:11,941 All right. What's good here? All right. What's good here?
1671 01:15:11,975 01:15:14,578 Um, you know, I saw you play. Um, you know, I saw you play.
1672 01:15:14,611 01:15:17,781 I saw your band play at the festival, the Clark Festival. I saw your band play at the festival, the Clark Festival.
1673 01:15:17,814 01:15:18,815 Oh, my God. Really? Oh, my God. Really?
1674 01:15:18,848 01:15:20,617 That was, like, 20 years ago. That was, like, 20 years ago.
1675 01:15:20,650 01:15:22,251 I think it was more like five. I think it was more like five.
1676 01:15:22,285 01:15:23,252 Yeah, it-- Yeah, it--
1677 01:15:23,286 01:15:24,688 At least five years. At least five years.
1678 01:15:24,721 01:15:25,855 God, don't remind me. God, don't remind me.
1679 01:15:25,889 01:15:27,657 You guys are amazing. I love the way You guys are amazing. I love the way
1680 01:15:27,691 01:15:29,125 you mix up the glam and the rock you mix up the glam and the rock
1681 01:15:29,158 01:15:30,994 and the funk and the--the makeup and the costumes. and the funk and the--the makeup and the costumes.
1682 01:15:31,027 01:15:32,829 I mean, it's just-- It's amazing. I mean, it's just-- It's amazing.
1683 01:15:32,862 01:15:34,698 Yeah, I'm not sure if we'll be doing the makeup tonight. Yeah, I'm not sure if we'll be doing the makeup tonight.
1684 01:15:34,731 01:15:36,265 I was like--I think we might do I was like--I think we might do
1685 01:15:36,299 01:15:38,034 a kind of stripped-down version of things. a kind of stripped-down version of things.
1686 01:15:38,067 01:15:39,035 Lame. Lame.
1687 01:15:39,068 01:15:40,003 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1688 01:15:40,036 01:15:41,304 Can I get you a drink? Can I get you a drink?
1689 01:15:41,337 01:15:42,839 Um... I would love a drink. Um... I would love a drink.
1690 01:15:44,608 01:15:46,576 Do you have I.D., honey? Do you have I.D., honey?
1691 01:15:46,610 01:15:48,344 Claire. Claire.
1692 01:15:48,377 01:15:51,114 I--No, I would just have ginger ale, actually, I--No, I would just have ginger ale, actually,
1693 01:15:51,147 01:15:52,782 or a Coke, if you got it. or a Coke, if you got it.
1694 01:15:52,816 01:15:54,751 Can I get you a beer? Can I get you a beer?
1695 01:15:54,784 01:15:56,753 Yeah, you talked me into it. Yeah, you talked me into it.
1696 01:16:02,859 01:16:04,761 * Yes, I pray * Yes, I pray
1697 01:16:04,794 01:16:07,597 * I pray * I pray
1698 01:16:07,631 01:16:11,100 * Sometimes I feel like a motherless child * * Sometimes I feel like a motherless child *
1699 01:16:11,134 01:16:13,036 * Wandering across the world * * Wandering across the world *
1700 01:16:13,069 01:16:14,971 * It's so wide and so wild * It's so wide and so wild
1701 01:16:15,004 01:16:16,640 * Until I find myself * Until I find myself
1702 01:16:16,673 01:16:18,307 * In a house near the river * * In a house near the river *
1703 01:16:18,341 01:16:20,644 * And I heard a voice saying * * And I heard a voice saying *
1704 01:16:20,677 01:16:22,145 * It was my voice praying * It was my voice praying
1705 01:16:22,178 01:16:23,246 MAN: You suck! MAN: You suck!
1706 01:16:23,279 01:16:24,347 * Take me * Wash me * Take me * Wash me
1707 01:16:24,380 01:16:25,882 * To the river * To the river
1708 01:16:25,915 01:16:27,884 [ blades scraping, clashing ] [ blades scraping, clashing ]
1709 01:16:33,422 01:16:34,891 [ growl ] [ growl ]
1710 01:16:39,095 01:16:40,697 Special delivery. Special delivery.
1711 01:16:42,899 01:16:44,734 Um... Um...
1712 01:16:44,768 01:16:47,603 You're gonna eat a large pizza all by yourself? You're gonna eat a large pizza all by yourself?
1713 01:16:49,038 01:16:51,174 BARTENDER: Pizza? I'm starving. BARTENDER: Pizza? I'm starving.
1714 01:16:51,207 01:16:54,177 You might want to sleep in the van tonight. You might want to sleep in the van tonight.
1715 01:17:00,917 01:17:04,087 [ owl hoots ] [ owl hoots ]
1716 01:17:19,969 01:17:20,937 Hi. Hi.
1717 01:17:20,970 01:17:22,405 Come here. Come here.
1718 01:17:22,438 01:17:24,140 Travis, can you scoot over? Travis, can you scoot over?
1719 01:17:46,495 01:17:48,664 [ train crossing bell ringing ] [ train crossing bell ringing ]
1720 01:17:59,843 01:18:00,810 Hey. Hey.
1721 01:18:00,844 01:18:01,811 Hey. Hey.
1722 01:18:01,845 01:18:03,146 I'm just getting my shit. I'm just getting my shit.
1723 01:18:03,179 01:18:04,814 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
1724 01:18:12,856 01:18:16,092 You know, you're still totally welcome to come with us. You know, you're still totally welcome to come with us.
1725 01:18:16,125 01:18:18,294 Yeah, I'm not coming. Yeah, I'm not coming.
1726 01:18:18,327 01:18:20,830 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
1727 01:18:20,864 01:18:21,697 Okay. Okay.
1728 01:18:24,768 01:18:27,737 It's just I can't exactly leave you here. It's just I can't exactly leave you here.
1729 01:18:27,771 01:18:30,006 I mean, what are you gonna do? I mean, what are you gonna do?
1730 01:18:31,207 01:18:32,909 I called my mom. I called my mom.
1731 01:18:34,310 01:18:35,845 Yes? What? Yes? What?
1732 01:18:35,879 01:18:37,046 Okay. Okay.
1733 01:18:37,080 01:18:39,282 It's just we got this ferry to catch, It's just we got this ferry to catch,
1734 01:18:39,315 01:18:42,085 and I don't--you know, it's the only one today. and I don't--you know, it's the only one today.
1735 01:18:42,118 01:18:43,452 Man, go, okay? Man, go, okay?
1736 01:18:43,486 01:18:46,155 Okay. Okay.
1737 01:18:46,189 01:18:47,924 If that's what you want. If that's what you want.
1738 01:18:50,927 01:18:52,028 Okay. Okay.
1739 01:18:52,061 01:18:54,931 Hey, bye. Hey, bye.
1740 01:19:00,236 01:19:04,240 You know you have to be out of here by 10:00, right? You know you have to be out of here by 10:00, right?
1741 01:19:04,273 01:19:05,208 Yeah. Yeah.
1742 01:19:07,877 01:19:09,445 Okay. Have a good tour. Okay. Have a good tour.
1743 01:19:09,478 01:19:10,947 Yeah. Yeah.
1744 01:19:13,316 01:19:15,384 JAMES: Okay, let's go. JAMES: Okay, let's go.
1745 01:19:15,418 01:19:17,553 No, she's not coming. No, she's not coming.
1746 01:19:17,586 01:19:19,856 Well, she's a adult, Well, she's a adult,
1747 01:19:19,889 01:19:22,558 so I don't know what you want me to do. so I don't know what you want me to do.
1748 01:19:22,591 01:19:24,093 [ van starts ] [ van starts ]
1749 01:19:24,127 01:19:26,095 [ crying ] [ crying ]
1750 01:19:56,059 01:19:57,961 Hey, Mom, it's Claire again. Hey, Mom, it's Claire again.
1751 01:19:57,994 01:20:01,965 Um, I think you're probably out of minutes or something, Um, I think you're probably out of minutes or something,
1752 01:20:01,998 01:20:03,366 but I'm stuck, but I'm stuck,
1753 01:20:03,399 01:20:06,435 so if you could call me back right away, so if you could call me back right away,
1754 01:20:06,469 01:20:07,971 that'd be awesome. that'd be awesome.
1755 01:20:08,004 01:20:09,372 Okay, bye. Okay, bye.
1756 01:20:23,552 01:20:25,488 [ music playing ] [ music playing ]
1757 01:20:38,902 01:20:43,339 * Stand, oh * Stand, oh
1758 01:20:44,540 01:20:49,312 * Stand, oh * Stand, oh
1759 01:20:50,646 01:20:54,283 * Stand, oh * Stand, oh
1760 01:20:54,317 01:20:55,919 [ beeps, music stops] [ beeps, music stops]
1761 01:20:55,952 01:20:57,086 Fuck. Fuck.
1762 01:21:01,457 01:21:03,426 [ birds chirping ] [ birds chirping ]
1763 01:21:27,984 01:21:29,953 [ train horn blowing ] [ train horn blowing ]
1764 01:21:41,497 01:21:43,432 [ dial tone ] [ dial tone ]
1765 01:21:46,002 01:21:48,437 [ coins clink ] [ coins clink ]
1766 01:21:48,471 01:21:50,439 [ dialing numbers ] [ dialing numbers ]
1767 01:21:54,077 01:21:55,378 [ sighs ] [ sighs ]
1768 01:21:57,746 01:21:59,682 [ line ringing ] [ line ringing ]
1769 01:22:03,752 01:22:05,288 [ ring ] [ ring ]
1770 01:22:05,321 01:22:06,389 HENRY: Hello. HENRY: Hello.
1771 01:22:06,422 01:22:07,690 Hey. Hey.
1772 01:22:07,723 01:22:09,158 [ turns off volume ] [ turns off volume ]
1773 01:22:09,192 01:22:10,393 Hey. Hey.
1774 01:22:10,426 01:22:13,129 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1775 01:22:13,162 01:22:15,531 Nothing. Nothing.
1776 01:22:15,564 01:22:17,033 Um... Um...
1777 01:22:18,101 01:22:19,235 Where are you? Where are you?
1778 01:22:19,268 01:22:21,270 I--I don't fucking know, actually. I--I don't fucking know, actually.
1779 01:22:21,304 01:22:25,274 Um, Jimmy took off with, uh, the band and shit, Um, Jimmy took off with, uh, the band and shit,
1780 01:22:25,308 01:22:28,644 so I'm by myself so I'm by myself
1781 01:22:28,677 01:22:30,379 kind of in the middle kind of in the middle
1782 01:22:30,413 01:22:33,282 of fucking nowhere, and... of fucking nowhere, and...
1783 01:22:38,154 01:22:39,622 Henry. Henry.
1784 01:22:39,655 01:22:41,324 Yeah? Yeah?
1785 01:22:46,229 01:22:47,730 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, man.
1786 01:22:51,300 01:22:53,169 I'll come get you. I'll come get you.
1787 01:22:53,202 01:22:55,038 Where are you? Where are you?
1788 01:22:55,071 01:22:56,505 That'd be awesome. That'd be awesome.
1789 01:22:58,474 01:23:00,176 Yeah. Yeah.
1790 01:23:00,209 01:23:02,578 Sorry this is so fucked. Sorry this is so fucked.
1791 01:23:02,611 01:23:05,148 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1792 01:23:05,181 01:23:08,284 But that'd be really awesome. But that'd be really awesome.
1793 01:23:08,317 01:23:09,752 Of course. Of course.
1794 01:23:11,754 01:23:14,390 [ music playing ] [ music playing ]
1795 01:24:03,406 01:24:04,740 Claire. Claire.
1796 01:24:11,580 01:24:13,549 You took a cab? You took a cab?
1797 01:24:13,582 01:24:15,551 I don't have a driver's license. I don't have a driver's license.
1798 01:24:20,256 01:24:21,690 Thank you. Thank you.
1799 01:24:31,800 01:24:33,636 This belongs to you. This belongs to you.
1800 01:24:35,338 01:24:37,206 I get it. I get it.
1801 01:24:37,240 01:24:39,275 It's creepy, and it's weird, It's creepy, and it's weird,
1802 01:24:39,308 01:24:41,844 but I also have 314 milk cartons, but I also have 314 milk cartons,
1803 01:24:41,877 01:24:45,381 over 65 different species of beetle, over 65 different species of beetle,
1804 01:24:45,414 01:24:49,352 and over 6,000 cat's-eye marbles. and over 6,000 cat's-eye marbles.
1805 01:24:49,385 01:24:51,887 6,000? 6,000?
1806 01:24:51,920 01:24:53,322 Yeah. Yeah.
1807 01:24:53,356 01:24:55,791 You're nuts, man. You're nuts, man.
1808 01:24:55,824 01:24:57,893 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1809 01:24:57,926 01:25:00,863 You are. You're crazy. You are. You're crazy.
1810 01:25:00,896 01:25:02,498 Look at this. Look at this.
1811 01:25:02,531 01:25:03,799 I totally remember this. I totally remember this.
1812 01:25:03,832 01:25:06,902 We went to, like, a fish restaurant. Yeah. We went to, like, a fish restaurant. Yeah.
1813 01:25:06,935 01:25:09,172 I think that was the only time I fed you. I think that was the only time I fed you.
1814 01:25:10,573 01:25:11,540 Remember? Remember?
1815 01:25:11,574 01:25:13,108 Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah.
1816 01:25:17,313 01:25:20,616 Eww. Is that gum? Eww. Is that gum?
1817 01:25:20,649 01:25:22,151 Is this my gum? Is this my gum?
1818 01:25:22,185 01:25:23,652 You were done with it. You were done with it.
1819 01:25:25,354 01:25:26,889 That's creepy, Henry. That's creepy, Henry.
1820 01:25:28,624 01:25:30,559 That's officially creepy. That's officially creepy.
1821 01:25:35,864 01:25:38,201 I'm stealing the shampoo. I'm stealing the shampoo.
1822 01:25:39,635 01:25:40,936 [ blow dryer whirring ] [ blow dryer whirring ]
1823 01:25:40,969 01:25:42,371 Henry. Henry.
1824 01:25:48,377 01:25:49,412 [ whirring stops ] [ whirring stops ]
1825 01:25:55,984 01:25:58,854 * Dance party in the Jacuzzi * * Dance party in the Jacuzzi *
1826 01:26:00,589 01:26:02,558 [ fingers snapping ] [ fingers snapping ]
1827 01:26:10,899 01:26:12,301 [ chuckles ] [ chuckles ]
1828 01:26:28,684 01:26:29,685 [ kiss ] [ kiss ]
1829 01:27:12,495 01:27:13,829 Hoo. Hoo.
1830 01:27:24,407 01:27:26,342 We have to fix this. It's fading. We have to fix this. It's fading.
1831 01:27:26,375 01:27:28,544 Oh, fuck off. We have to redye it. Oh, fuck off. We have to redye it.
1832 01:27:28,577 01:27:29,712 No. Yep. No. Yep.
1833 01:27:29,745 01:27:31,013 No. No.
1834 01:27:31,046 01:27:32,481 Yep. Yep.
1835 01:27:35,318 01:27:38,020 So, are you, like, tired? So, are you, like, tired?
1836 01:27:38,053 01:27:40,289 No, not really. No, not really.
1837 01:27:44,460 01:27:47,296 [ snorts ] [ snorts ]
1838 01:27:47,330 01:27:49,732 What? What?
1839 01:27:49,765 01:27:52,435 Nothing. Nothing.
1840 01:27:52,468 01:27:54,970 Bullshit. What? Bullshit. What?
1841 01:27:55,003 01:27:57,740 I--I don't know. I just-- I--I don't know. I just--
1842 01:27:57,773 01:28:00,909 You weren't as good in bed as I thought you'd be. You weren't as good in bed as I thought you'd be.
1843 01:28:03,546 01:28:04,880 Ouch. Ouch.
1844 01:28:13,589 01:28:15,558 You have no frame of reference. You have no frame of reference.
1845 01:28:17,593 01:28:18,994 But am I wrong? But am I wrong?
1846 01:28:21,063 01:28:22,998 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
1847 01:28:23,031 01:28:24,433 No. No.
1848 01:28:26,869 01:28:28,837 [ both laughing ] [ both laughing ]
1849 01:28:37,480 01:28:39,415 We should probably go. We should probably go.
1850 01:28:39,448 01:28:40,483 Yeah. Yeah.
1851 01:28:40,516 01:28:41,950 You have to let me back in. You have to let me back in.
1852 01:28:41,984 01:28:43,018 You're an adult, Claire. You're an adult, Claire.
1853 01:28:43,051 01:28:45,721 You can go to a community center You can go to a community center
1854 01:28:45,754 01:28:47,055 and get your equivalency. and get your equivalency.
1855 01:28:47,089 01:28:49,525 I'm trying, okay? I'm trying, okay?
1856 01:28:49,558 01:28:50,593 It's not enough. I'm sorry. It's not enough. I'm sorry.
1857 01:28:50,626 01:28:51,594 Well, I'm going to, Well, I'm going to,
1858 01:28:51,627 01:28:53,128 so you have to let me do it. so you have to let me do it.
1859 01:28:53,161 01:28:54,763 No, I don't. Yes. No, I don't. Yes.
1860 01:28:54,797 01:28:55,898 No. No.
1861 01:28:55,931 01:28:57,533 Well, what am I supposed to do, then? Well, what am I supposed to do, then?
1862 01:28:57,566 01:28:58,934 I'm just supposed to, like, not have-- I'm just supposed to, like, not have--
1863 01:28:58,967 01:29:00,736 Then that's your fault that I didn't get a-- Then that's your fault that I didn't get a--
1864 01:29:00,769 01:29:01,804 That's my fault? That's my fault?
1865 01:29:01,837 01:29:03,472 Yes, because I'm asking you-- Yes, because I'm asking you--
1866 01:29:03,506 01:29:04,507 You were absent. You were absent.
1867 01:29:04,540 01:29:07,042 Well, I'm embarrassed, okay? Well, I'm embarrassed, okay?
1868 01:29:07,075 01:29:09,812 Because I don't understand math, Because I don't understand math,
1869 01:29:09,845 01:29:11,747 and it makes me feel like an idiot, and it makes me feel like an idiot,
1870 01:29:11,780 01:29:13,048 and I'm lost, and I'm lost,
1871 01:29:13,081 01:29:15,784 and I feel like I can't even concentrate, and I feel like I can't even concentrate,
1872 01:29:15,818 01:29:17,686 so I don't come to class, so I don't come to class,
1873 01:29:17,720 01:29:19,555 and that's why. And I don't-- and that's why. And I don't--
1874 01:29:19,588 01:29:22,858 Now I have a friend, and I think he can help me. Now I have a friend, and I think he can help me.
1875 01:29:22,891 01:29:24,793 You have a friend? Yeah. You have a friend? Yeah.
1876 01:29:26,128 01:29:27,129 Hmm. Hmm.
1877 01:29:27,162 01:29:28,597 And he's really smart, And he's really smart,
1878 01:29:28,631 01:29:31,066 and I think he could probably help me. and I think he could probably help me.
1879 01:29:33,836 01:29:35,938 All right, people, wake up. All right, people, wake up.
1880 01:29:35,971 01:29:38,907 Hey, just because this is remedial gym, Hey, just because this is remedial gym,
1881 01:29:38,941 01:29:41,109 doesn't mean you won't sweat. doesn't mean you won't sweat.
1882 01:29:41,143 01:29:44,813 Now, we're gonna start with a long-distance run. Now, we're gonna start with a long-distance run.
1883 01:29:44,847 01:29:47,082 We're gonna go twice around the school. We're gonna go twice around the school.
1884 01:29:47,115 01:29:48,951 Take as much time as you need. Take as much time as you need.
1885 01:29:48,984 01:29:50,653 On your mark. Get set. Go. On your mark. Get set. Go.
1886 01:29:50,686 01:29:51,654 [ faint whistle ] [ faint whistle ]
1887 01:29:51,687 01:29:53,789 * I'm fine * I'm fine
1888 01:29:53,822 01:29:55,924 * But I've nothing to give * But I've nothing to give
1889 01:29:55,958 01:29:57,726 * But I just have to leave... * * But I just have to leave... *
1890 01:29:57,760 01:29:59,462 Oh, for fuck's sake. Jeez. Oh, for fuck's sake. Jeez.
1891 01:29:59,495 01:30:00,629 I can taste blood. I can taste blood.
1892 01:30:00,663 01:30:01,630 Oh, actually? Oh, actually?
1893 01:30:04,833 01:30:07,035 I seriously might die. I seriously might die.
1894 01:30:09,472 01:30:10,706 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
1895 01:30:10,739 01:30:13,676 * I don't want to be seen, enough * * I don't want to be seen, enough *
1896 01:30:13,709 01:30:16,579 * I would run and live on a train * * I would run and live on a train *
1897 01:30:16,612 01:30:19,147 * Yes, I lie * Yes, I lie
1898 01:30:19,181 01:30:21,984 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1899 01:30:23,218 01:30:25,420 * Oh, baby, I lie * Oh, baby, I lie
1900 01:30:26,689 01:30:29,157 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1901 01:30:30,526 01:30:31,994 * Oh, oh * Oh, oh
1902 01:30:33,161 01:30:34,830 * Face * Face
1903 01:30:36,665 01:30:39,067 * I'm down * I'm down
1904 01:30:39,101 01:30:41,003 * 'Cause I've nothing to lose * * 'Cause I've nothing to lose *
1905 01:30:41,036 01:30:43,138 * I'm alone in a cruise * I'm alone in a cruise
1906 01:30:43,171 01:30:44,573 * Enough * Enough
1907 01:30:44,607 01:30:47,209 * I would run and live on a train * * I would run and live on a train *
1908 01:30:47,242 01:30:49,111 * And now * And now
1909 01:30:50,946 01:30:53,616 * I'm crying * I'm crying
1910 01:30:53,649 01:30:55,618 * 'Cause I don't want to be here * * 'Cause I don't want to be here *
1911 01:30:55,651 01:30:58,854 * I don't want to be seen, enough * * I don't want to be seen, enough *
1912 01:30:58,887 01:31:01,724 * I would run and live on a train * * I would run and live on a train *
1913 01:31:01,757 01:31:04,159 * Yes, I lie * Yes, I lie
1914 01:31:04,192 01:31:07,162 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1915 01:31:08,296 01:31:11,734 * Oh, baby, I lie * Oh, baby, I lie
1916 01:31:11,767 01:31:15,504 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1917 01:31:15,538 01:31:18,807 * Oh, baby, I lie * Oh, baby, I lie
1918 01:31:18,841 01:31:22,711 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1919 01:31:22,745 01:31:26,048 * Oh, baby, I lie * Oh, baby, I lie
1920 01:31:26,081 01:31:28,884 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1921 01:31:30,085 01:31:31,754 * Oh, oh * Oh, oh
1922 01:31:31,787 01:31:34,657 * Ahh * Ahh
1923 01:31:34,690 01:31:37,993 * Ahh * Ahh
1924 01:31:38,026 01:31:41,897 * Destination nowhere * Destination nowhere
1925 01:31:41,930 01:31:45,601 * On this train * On this train
1926 01:31:45,634 01:31:49,104 * Destination nowhere * Destination nowhere
1927 01:31:49,137 01:31:51,106 * On the train * On the train
1928 01:31:51,139 01:31:55,210 * You got nothing to lose * You got nothing to lose
1929 01:31:55,243 01:31:57,713 * Except you * Except you
1930 01:31:59,147 01:32:02,050 * Yes, I lie * Yes, I lie
1931 01:32:02,084 01:32:04,920 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1932 01:32:06,088 01:32:08,624 * Oh, baby, I lie * Oh, baby, I lie
1933 01:32:08,657 01:32:12,260 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1934 01:32:13,361 01:32:15,297 * Oh, baby, I lie * Oh, baby, I lie
1935 01:32:16,832 01:32:20,302 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1936 01:32:20,335 01:32:23,906 * Oh, baby, I lie * Oh, baby, I lie
1937 01:32:23,939 01:32:26,742 * If I tell you that I'm right * If I tell you that I'm right
1938 01:32:27,843 01:32:29,578 * Oh, oh * Oh, oh