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1 00:00:00,880 00:00:02,440 Partake of my free snack samples. Partake of my free snack samples.
2 00:00:02,764 00:00:04,559 Take them. I demand it as your ruler, Take them. I demand it as your ruler,
3 00:00:04,560 00:00:06,389 the King of Demons. the King of Demons.
4 00:00:08,100 00:00:09,660 Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? Why isn't anyone paying attention to me?
5 00:00:09,684 00:00:11,309 I'm their rightful overlord. I'm their rightful overlord.
6 00:00:11,310 00:00:13,229 Intellectually and such. Intellectually and such.
7 00:00:13,230 00:00:14,529 Yeah. Yeah.
8 00:00:14,530 00:00:16,149 Hey! Hey!
9 00:00:17,240 00:00:20,409 It reeks more of nerd than money today. It reeks more of nerd than money today.
10 00:00:20,410 00:00:22,199 Guys! Guys!
11 00:00:22,200 00:00:24,490 You will not believe what's going on. You will not believe what's going on.
12 00:00:25,370 00:00:27,369 It's a bookfair! It's a bookfair!
13 00:00:27,370 00:00:29,250 Where books come to life. Where books come to life.
14 00:00:30,170 00:00:31,579 Hello. Hello.
15 00:00:31,580 00:00:33,539 A fair without rides? A fair without rides?
16 00:00:33,540 00:00:38,380 Who need rides when this can take you anywhere? Who need rides when this can take you anywhere?
17 00:00:42,470 00:00:44,429 A, ew. B, I'm bored. A, ew. B, I'm bored.
18 00:00:44,430 00:00:47,309 C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse.
19 00:00:47,310 00:00:48,429 No, wait. No, wait.
20 00:00:48,430 00:00:50,189 Will you give it a chance? Will you give it a chance?
21 00:00:50,190 00:00:51,439 I'll let you ride in my hoody. I'll let you ride in my hoody.
22 00:00:51,440 00:00:53,189 Ooh! Ooh!
23 00:00:53,190 00:00:55,359 This bookfair's got everything. This bookfair's got everything.
24 00:00:55,360 00:00:57,530 A zine-making workshop. Meet and greets. A zine-making workshop. Meet and greets.
25 00:00:58,110 00:01:00,109 And what's that... And what's that...
26 00:01:00,110 00:01:02,200 A writing competition? A writing competition?
27 00:01:04,200 00:01:06,369 I've always wanted to be a writer. I've always wanted to be a writer.
28 00:01:06,370 00:01:09,289 Writer? What? I thought you wanted to be a witch? Writer? What? I thought you wanted to be a witch?
29 00:01:09,290 00:01:11,209 Of course I wanna be a witch. Of course I wanna be a witch.
30 00:01:11,210 00:01:14,459 But where I'm from that's kinda... impossible. But where I'm from that's kinda... impossible.
31 00:01:14,460 00:01:17,419 So, my runner up dream was to be a writer. So, my runner up dream was to be a writer.
32 00:01:17,420 00:01:18,980 I've had this "About the Author" picture I've had this "About the Author" picture
33 00:01:19,130 00:01:20,379 since I was seven years old. since I was seven years old.
34 00:01:20,380 00:01:21,880 I know my good angle. I know my good angle.
35 00:01:22,430 00:01:24,299 I'm gonna enter the competition. I'm gonna enter the competition.
36 00:01:25,560 00:01:27,559 Ugh. What are these basement dwellers Ugh. What are these basement dwellers
37 00:01:27,560 00:01:29,429 doing out in natural sunlight? doing out in natural sunlight?
38 00:01:29,430 00:01:31,519 Um, we're in line for John De Plume, Um, we're in line for John De Plume,
39 00:01:31,520 00:01:34,149 most famous writer on the Boiling Isles. most famous writer on the Boiling Isles.
40 00:01:34,150 00:01:37,189 Famed author of the Realm Warrior Series. Famed author of the Realm Warrior Series.
41 00:01:37,190 00:01:39,399 I'm gonna have him read my story. I'm gonna have him read my story.
42 00:01:39,400 00:01:41,279 And marry me. And marry me.
43 00:01:41,280 00:01:43,159 John, will you sign my child? John, will you sign my child?
44 00:01:43,160 00:01:44,279 I'll sign anything. I'll sign anything.
45 00:01:46,330 00:01:50,249 Such power. Such command he holds over his minions. Such power. Such command he holds over his minions.
46 00:01:50,250 00:01:52,419 I must have the same. I must have the same.
47 00:01:52,420 00:01:55,539 Luz the human, I too shall enter the competition. Luz the human, I too shall enter the competition.
48 00:01:55,540 00:01:59,169 Really? We could work together. Really? We could work together.
49 00:01:59,170 00:02:00,419 It'll be perfect. It'll be perfect.
50 00:02:00,420 00:02:03,429 We're best friends, so we'll make the best team. We're best friends, so we'll make the best team.
51 00:02:03,430 00:02:05,339 Team! Yes! Team! Yes!
52 00:02:05,340 00:02:07,259 My name goes first on the cover. My name goes first on the cover.
53 00:02:50,350 00:02:52,389 Boring, boring. Boring, boring.
54 00:02:54,100 00:02:55,600 Boring. Boring.
55 00:02:56,400 00:02:58,149 Another wrinkle. Another wrinkle.
56 00:02:58,150 00:02:59,479 The curse is quickening. The curse is quickening.
57 00:02:59,480 00:03:01,190 You! Lackey. You! Lackey.
58 00:03:04,110 00:03:05,449 Lilith. Lilith.
59 00:03:05,450 00:03:07,489 Do you have the item we discussed? Do you have the item we discussed?
60 00:03:07,490 00:03:09,620 Oh, yes. Right here. Oh, yes. Right here.
61 00:03:13,450 00:03:15,209 This is excellent. This is excellent.
62 00:03:15,210 00:03:17,379 A map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth. A map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth.
63 00:03:17,380 00:03:20,379 I think the emperor will be very pleased. I think the emperor will be very pleased.
64 00:03:20,380 00:03:21,880 Ma'am shouldn't we be searching Ma'am shouldn't we be searching
65 00:03:22,130 00:03:23,490 for the owl lady to join the coven? for the owl lady to join the coven?
66 00:03:23,514 00:03:25,379 Remember that whole plan? Remember that whole plan?
67 00:03:25,380 00:03:27,469 My sister's curse has left her frail. My sister's curse has left her frail.
68 00:03:27,470 00:03:29,509 She'll still be here when we get back. She'll still be here when we get back.
69 00:03:31,100 00:03:32,269 This come first. This come first.
70 00:03:32,270 00:03:33,470 It's for the emperor after all. It's for the emperor after all.
71 00:03:33,494 00:03:35,519 Yeah! All hail the emperor! Yeah! All hail the emperor!
72 00:03:35,520 00:03:37,439 Very good, Steve. Very good, Steve.
73 00:03:37,440 00:03:39,559 Shoulder pads for Steve. Shoulder pads for Steve.
74 00:03:39,560 00:03:42,189 Hey, bub, what'd you tell my prissy sister? Hey, bub, what'd you tell my prissy sister?
75 00:03:42,190 00:03:45,109 Oh, it's a map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth. Oh, it's a map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth.
76 00:03:45,110 00:03:48,199 A rare flower that only grows once a millennia. A rare flower that only grows once a millennia.
77 00:03:48,200 00:03:50,319 Like the name says, it gives eternal youth Like the name says, it gives eternal youth
78 00:03:50,320 00:03:52,539 to whomever holds it. Interesting. to whomever holds it. Interesting.
79 00:03:52,540 00:03:56,289 So, Lilith wants to nab this power for the emperor, huh? So, Lilith wants to nab this power for the emperor, huh?
80 00:03:56,290 00:03:59,459 Well, won't she be surprised when I get there first Well, won't she be surprised when I get there first
81 00:03:59,460 00:04:01,249 and get it for myself. and get it for myself.
82 00:04:01,250 00:04:04,130 Ha! That'll show her who's frail. Ha! That'll show her who's frail.
83 00:04:05,170 00:04:07,510 Yes. Well, uh. We'll see, won't we? Yes. Well, uh. We'll see, won't we?
84 00:04:09,550 00:04:12,310 Can't go without a map, of course. Can't go without a map, of course.
85 00:04:18,560 00:04:20,399 Now, let's write down some ideas Now, let's write down some ideas
86 00:04:20,400 00:04:22,229 that we wanna see in the story. that we wanna see in the story.
87 00:04:22,230 00:04:23,519 I can write anything? I can write anything?
88 00:04:23,520 00:04:26,189 Yeah, we're brainstorming. Yeah, we're brainstorming.
89 00:04:26,190 00:04:28,110 Every idea is a good idea. Every idea is a good idea.
90 00:04:29,320 00:04:31,370 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Done. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Done.
91 00:04:33,370 00:04:35,330 Aw. Is that all you wanna see? Aw. Is that all you wanna see?
92 00:04:39,420 00:04:40,920 Hmm. Hmm.
93 00:04:41,380 00:04:42,459 Romance. Romance.
94 00:04:42,460 00:04:45,549 Magic. Heartbreak with shimmer tears. Magic. Heartbreak with shimmer tears.
95 00:04:45,550 00:04:50,379 And the main character is, of course... Luzura. And the main character is, of course... Luzura.
96 00:04:50,380 00:04:54,219 I know it's kinda cliché but what's wrong with cliché? I know it's kinda cliché but what's wrong with cliché?
97 00:04:54,220 00:04:56,560 And my main character's the king... Er... And my main character's the king... Er...
98 00:04:57,100 00:04:58,479 The ruler of demons. The ruler of demons.
99 00:04:58,480 00:05:01,099 With this totally original, all-star cast, With this totally original, all-star cast,
100 00:05:01,100 00:05:02,600 victory will be ours. victory will be ours.
101 00:05:04,271 00:05:06,149 Now, for the easy part. Now, for the easy part.
102 00:05:23,170 00:05:24,730 Luzura's tears fell on the Frozen Prince Luzura's tears fell on the Frozen Prince
103 00:05:25,130 00:05:26,459 bringing him back to life. bringing him back to life.
104 00:05:26,460 00:05:29,299 Uh, it feels a little unrealistic. Uh, it feels a little unrealistic.
105 00:05:29,300 00:05:31,129 I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
106 00:05:31,130 00:05:34,139 But in your version, Ruler just destroys everything. But in your version, Ruler just destroys everything.
107 00:05:34,140 00:05:36,349 I think a little romantic tension could help the scene. I think a little romantic tension could help the scene.
108 00:05:36,350 00:05:38,309 Hey. There's more to life than shipping. Hey. There's more to life than shipping.
109 00:05:38,310 00:05:40,559 Don't you dare insult shipping in my presence. Don't you dare insult shipping in my presence.
110 00:05:40,560 00:05:43,269 Apprentice, living room. Apprentice, living room.
111 00:05:43,270 00:05:45,359 I'll be back. We'll figure this out. I'll be back. We'll figure this out.
112 00:05:45,360 00:05:46,860 Okay, writing buddy? Okay, writing buddy?
113 00:05:48,320 00:05:49,820 My turn to write. My turn to write.
114 00:05:51,400 00:05:52,449 Hey. Hey.
115 00:05:52,450 00:05:54,159 What's up, boss lady? What's up, boss lady?
116 00:05:54,160 00:05:55,489 I am popping out for a few days I am popping out for a few days
117 00:05:55,490 00:05:58,489 to an undisclosed place to do undisclosed things. to an undisclosed place to do undisclosed things.
118 00:05:58,490 00:06:00,409 You're in charge. Great. You're in charge. Great.
119 00:06:00,410 00:06:02,369 No questions. Okay. No questions. Okay.
120 00:06:02,370 00:06:04,330 I said no questions. I said no questions.
121 00:06:07,420 00:06:09,590 Well, King, it's just you and me for a while. Well, King, it's just you and me for a while.
122 00:06:14,590 00:06:16,259 Hey, Luz. Hey, Luz.
123 00:06:16,260 00:06:17,469 Great news. Great news.
124 00:06:17,470 00:06:20,179 What have you done? What have you done?
125 00:06:20,180 00:06:23,100 I just made a few tiny edits and this baby is humming. I just made a few tiny edits and this baby is humming.
126 00:06:24,150 00:06:26,229 Luzura dies? Luzura dies?
127 00:06:26,230 00:06:27,730 I know, right? What a twist. I know, right? What a twist.
128 00:06:28,110 00:06:30,399 King, I know you're trying to help King, I know you're trying to help
129 00:06:30,400 00:06:32,279 but I think you're crossing a line. but I think you're crossing a line.
130 00:06:32,280 00:06:34,449 Yeah, into greatness. Don't you want us to win? Yeah, into greatness. Don't you want us to win?
131 00:06:34,450 00:06:36,369 If this is how you wanna win, If this is how you wanna win,
132 00:06:36,370 00:06:38,410 then maybe you should submit the story on your own. then maybe you should submit the story on your own.
133 00:06:39,240 00:06:40,369 What? What?
134 00:06:40,370 00:06:42,289 Bah! What does she know? Bah! What does she know?
135 00:06:42,290 00:06:44,329 What the heck, man? Learn to collaborate. What the heck, man? Learn to collaborate.
136 00:06:44,330 00:06:45,369 Hush, you! Hush, you!
137 00:06:45,370 00:06:46,539 I'll prove to both of you I'll prove to both of you
138 00:06:46,540 00:06:48,210 my story is superior. my story is superior.
139 00:06:49,500 00:06:51,259 Hey, you scum! Hey, you scum!
140 00:06:51,260 00:06:52,339 Which one of you wants Which one of you wants
141 00:06:52,340 00:06:54,259 to read my literary masterpiece? to read my literary masterpiece?
142 00:06:54,260 00:06:55,549 Anyone brave enough? Anyone brave enough?
143 00:06:57,600 00:06:59,100 Oof! Oof!
144 00:07:03,560 00:07:06,150 I'll read your story. I'll read your story.
145 00:07:12,360 00:07:14,239 You wrote this? You wrote this?
146 00:07:14,240 00:07:16,569 Yep, that's me. Only me. Yep, that's me. Only me.
147 00:07:16,570 00:07:18,620 Let me get you a fruit punch. Let me get you a fruit punch.
148 00:07:19,160 00:07:21,200 Ooh. I love punching. Ooh. I love punching.
149 00:07:23,290 00:07:26,329 I'm Piniet of Piniet Publishing House. I'm Piniet of Piniet Publishing House.
150 00:07:26,330 00:07:28,459 And your name is King? And your name is King?
151 00:07:28,460 00:07:31,129 It's more of a rank than a name. It's more of a rank than a name.
152 00:07:31,130 00:07:32,509 I loved your story. I loved your story.
153 00:07:32,510 00:07:34,259 So much better than the submissions So much better than the submissions
154 00:07:34,260 00:07:36,219 we got for the competition. we got for the competition.
155 00:07:36,220 00:07:40,549 I want to buy it and publish it for everyone to read. I want to buy it and publish it for everyone to read.
156 00:07:40,550 00:07:44,389 I'll make you as famous as John De Plume. I'll make you as famous as John De Plume.
157 00:07:44,390 00:07:47,139 Ooh! P-choo! P-choo! Ooh! P-choo! P-choo!
158 00:07:47,140 00:07:49,189 Ooh! Ooh!
159 00:07:49,190 00:07:51,479 I've always wanted a people chair. I'm in. I've always wanted a people chair. I'm in.
160 00:07:51,480 00:07:54,489 This will be the first step in my reclamation of power. This will be the first step in my reclamation of power.
161 00:07:54,490 00:07:58,490 Then all you have to do is sign here. Then all you have to do is sign here.
162 00:08:05,290 00:08:07,289 You're ominous. And I like it. You're ominous. And I like it.
163 00:08:07,290 00:08:10,290 Get ready to be famous, Mr. King. Get ready to be famous, Mr. King.
164 00:08:30,440 00:08:33,110 Ouch! Jeez! Ouch! Jeez!
165 00:08:34,190 00:08:36,529 It's the perfect blend of heart and heartlessness. It's the perfect blend of heart and heartlessness.
166 00:08:36,530 00:08:39,110 Like two authors mashed into one. Like two authors mashed into one.
167 00:08:54,210 00:08:56,169 Spend money on my thing I wrote. Spend money on my thing I wrote.
168 00:08:56,170 00:08:57,670 Spend money on my thing I wrote. Spend money on my thing I wrote.
169 00:09:02,300 00:09:04,349 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
170 00:09:04,350 00:09:07,519 Mr. King! Mr. King, I love your writing. Mr. King! Mr. King, I love your writing.
171 00:09:07,520 00:09:09,309 Please read my story? Please read my story?
172 00:09:09,310 00:09:11,349 Oh, my. Oh, my.
173 00:09:11,350 00:09:13,519 Oh, it's good to be minions. I mean fans. Oh, it's good to be minions. I mean fans.
174 00:09:13,520 00:09:15,269 King! King!
175 00:09:15,270 00:09:17,230 You're my inspiration. You're my inspiration.
176 00:09:26,330 00:09:29,369 Okay, from the Minitaur, I head due north. Okay, from the Minitaur, I head due north.
177 00:09:29,370 00:09:32,369 And with luck, I'll get to the Bloom of Eternal Youth before Lilith. And with luck, I'll get to the Bloom of Eternal Youth before Lilith.
178 00:09:34,130 00:09:36,589 Ah, who's frail now, emperor dorks? Ah, who's frail now, emperor dorks?
179 00:09:36,590 00:09:39,130 Someone's following me. Someone's following me.
180 00:09:46,100 00:09:47,400 Spicy toss! Spicy toss!
181 00:09:49,350 00:09:51,140 Lily? Edalyn? Lily? Edalyn?
182 00:09:53,100 00:09:56,319 And of course you would be here just to be a nuisance. And of course you would be here just to be a nuisance.
183 00:09:56,320 00:09:58,319 Why don't you go home and rest? Why don't you go home and rest?
184 00:09:58,320 00:10:00,149 Wouldn't want you breaking a hip. Wouldn't want you breaking a hip.
185 00:10:00,150 00:10:02,529 Sorry, sister. I'm stronger than you think. Sorry, sister. I'm stronger than you think.
186 00:10:02,530 00:10:05,570 I'm here to save the Bloom of Eternal Youth from the likes of you. I'm here to save the Bloom of Eternal Youth from the likes of you.
187 00:10:07,240 00:10:08,539 I'm gonna get there before you. I'm gonna get there before you.
188 00:10:08,540 00:10:10,040 No, you won't. No, you won't.
189 00:10:14,210 00:10:15,710 Hey, Luz. Hey, Luz.
190 00:10:16,540 00:10:18,339 Guess who won the writing competition Guess who won the writing competition
191 00:10:18,340 00:10:20,590 and became a blockbuster writer superstar? and became a blockbuster writer superstar?
192 00:10:21,130 00:10:23,509 You're right. It's me. Me! You're right. It's me. Me!
193 00:10:23,510 00:10:25,259 Do you wanna touch my scarf? Do you wanna touch my scarf?
194 00:10:25,260 00:10:27,299 A fan crochet it out of their own hair. A fan crochet it out of their own hair.
195 00:10:27,300 00:10:29,179 It smells so bad. It smells so bad.
196 00:10:31,270 00:10:35,519 My publisher is throwing a huge party for my book, Ruler's Reach. My publisher is throwing a huge party for my book, Ruler's Reach.
197 00:10:35,520 00:10:39,190 And I, uh, I'd like for you to be there. And I, uh, I'd like for you to be there.
198 00:10:43,530 00:10:46,320 All right, fine. Be that way, I guess. All right, fine. Be that way, I guess.
199 00:10:50,450 00:10:52,409 Girl, you don't need him. Girl, you don't need him.
200 00:10:52,410 00:10:54,460 But I don't want to be mad at him either. But I don't want to be mad at him either.
201 00:11:00,460 00:11:03,509 Your fans are dying to know when Ruler's Reach 2 comes out. Your fans are dying to know when Ruler's Reach 2 comes out.
202 00:11:03,510 00:11:05,220 That's between me and my publisher. That's between me and my publisher.
203 00:11:05,550 00:11:07,219 Right, Piniet? Right, Piniet?
204 00:11:07,220 00:11:09,469 Yes. Oh, pardon me. Yes. Oh, pardon me.
205 00:11:09,470 00:11:12,390 I need a few moments of King's time. I need a few moments of King's time.
206 00:11:16,310 00:11:19,269 Where's John De Plume at? I wanted to compare sunglasses. Where's John De Plume at? I wanted to compare sunglasses.
207 00:11:19,270 00:11:22,479 Oh, he's taking a break to finish his latest masterpiece. Oh, he's taking a break to finish his latest masterpiece.
208 00:11:22,480 00:11:26,199 Fame can really box you in, you know? Fame can really box you in, you know?
209 00:11:26,200 00:11:29,279 Uh, speaking of, how's your second book coming along? Uh, speaking of, how's your second book coming along?
210 00:11:29,280 00:11:32,199 Coming along or finished? Coming along or finished?
211 00:11:32,200 00:11:34,579 Bam! Ruler's Reach 2. Bam! Ruler's Reach 2.
212 00:11:34,580 00:11:36,209 Now with more swears. Now with more swears.
213 00:11:36,210 00:11:38,210 Ah! Splendid! Ah! Splendid!
214 00:11:40,250 00:11:41,589 Oh, you cad. Oh, you cad.
215 00:11:41,590 00:11:43,459 Not only are you a great writer Not only are you a great writer
216 00:11:43,460 00:11:45,379 but a practical joker as well. but a practical joker as well.
217 00:11:45,380 00:11:47,219 That's true. Wait, what? That's true. Wait, what?
218 00:11:47,220 00:11:49,549 Oh, this is truly awful. Oh, this is truly awful.
219 00:11:49,550 00:11:51,510 Looking forward to the real draft. Looking forward to the real draft.
220 00:11:54,100 00:11:56,519 Truly awful. But I'm a best-selling writer. Truly awful. But I'm a best-selling writer.
221 00:11:56,520 00:11:58,020 How? How?
222 00:12:01,360 00:12:03,480 Luz, I can't write without her. Luz, I can't write without her.
223 00:12:04,570 00:12:07,529 Luz, buddy, I'm so glad you could make it. Luz, buddy, I'm so glad you could make it.
224 00:12:07,530 00:12:11,329 Hey, King. I didn't want to be angry at your success. Hey, King. I didn't want to be angry at your success.
225 00:12:11,330 00:12:14,499 You're my friend. So, congratulations. You're my friend. So, congratulations.
226 00:12:14,500 00:12:15,579 Great to hear. Great to hear.
227 00:12:15,580 00:12:17,620 'Cause I really need your help with my next book. 'Cause I really need your help with my next book.
228 00:12:18,120 00:12:19,459 - Huh? - Apparently, - Huh? - Apparently,
229 00:12:19,460 00:12:21,459 I can't write my daring works of genius I can't write my daring works of genius
230 00:12:21,460 00:12:24,299 without rebelling against your gushy fantasy slop. without rebelling against your gushy fantasy slop.
231 00:12:24,300 00:12:25,800 Excuse me? Excuse me?
232 00:12:26,130 00:12:28,129 We make a great team. We make a great team.
233 00:12:28,130 00:12:30,470 So, here's a pen. Writey writey. Clock's a ticking. So, here's a pen. Writey writey. Clock's a ticking.
234 00:12:33,470 00:12:34,970 I'm not writing for you I'm not writing for you
235 00:12:35,100 00:12:36,460 after you made fun of all my ideas. after you made fun of all my ideas.
236 00:12:36,484 00:12:38,574 Hey! What the heck? Hey! What the heck?
237 00:12:39,100 00:12:41,480 Congratulations on all your hard-earned success. Congratulations on all your hard-earned success.
238 00:12:43,400 00:12:45,480 What am I gonna do? I can't write without her. What am I gonna do? I can't write without her.
239 00:12:46,570 00:12:48,200 Hmm. Hmm.
240 00:12:53,490 00:12:57,200 Ha! Doesn't this remind you of how we used to race to the kitchen, Lily? Ha! Doesn't this remind you of how we used to race to the kitchen, Lily?
241 00:12:57,500 00:12:58,619 Lily? Lily?
242 00:13:04,170 00:13:05,670 Lily! Lily!
243 00:13:12,430 00:13:13,930 Alley-oop! Alley-oop!
244 00:13:14,560 00:13:17,269 Thank you, Edalyn. Thank you, Edalyn.
245 00:13:17,270 00:13:19,309 I wasn't certain that you'd save me. I wasn't certain that you'd save me.
246 00:13:19,310 00:13:22,479 Stow it. Uh, we might fight but you're still my sister. Stow it. Uh, we might fight but you're still my sister.
247 00:13:22,480 00:13:25,319 And besides, if anyone's putting you down, it's gonna be me. And besides, if anyone's putting you down, it's gonna be me.
248 00:13:25,320 00:13:26,820 Ha! Ha!
249 00:13:28,360 00:13:29,860 Oh, is that... Oh, is that...
250 00:13:34,370 00:13:36,370 The Bloom of Eternal Youth. The Bloom of Eternal Youth.
251 00:13:38,160 00:13:39,280 All right. Back off. All right. Back off.
252 00:13:39,304 00:13:41,289 That baby's mine. That baby's mine.
253 00:13:41,290 00:13:44,169 Why are you always like this? Why are you always like this?
254 00:13:44,170 00:13:47,499 Because Lilith, you think I'm just some tired, old biddy. Because Lilith, you think I'm just some tired, old biddy.
255 00:13:47,500 00:13:49,300 Ah, but I'm more than that. Ah, but I'm more than that.
256 00:13:50,510 00:13:54,340 And with the Bloom of Eternal Youth's power, I'll show you... And with the Bloom of Eternal Youth's power, I'll show you...
257 00:13:55,550 00:13:57,219 What the... What the...
258 00:14:09,150 00:14:11,529 They got his good angle. They got his good angle.
259 00:14:15,120 00:14:16,620 Uh, can I help you? Uh, can I help you?
260 00:14:19,580 00:14:21,289 Perhaps. Perhaps.
261 00:14:21,290 00:14:24,420 I hear you're an aspiring writer? I hear you're an aspiring writer?
262 00:14:27,380 00:14:28,589 King! We love you! King! King! We love you! King!
263 00:14:28,590 00:14:30,259 King! King! King! King!
264 00:14:30,260 00:14:31,549 I can't wait for the sequel. I can't wait for the sequel.
265 00:14:31,550 00:14:33,379 If it's disappointing in any way, If it's disappointing in any way,
266 00:14:33,380 00:14:36,090 I will spend every day of my life trashing it. I will spend every day of my life trashing it.
267 00:14:37,390 00:14:38,559 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
268 00:14:38,560 00:14:41,519 Oh, man. Ah, geez. Oh, man. Ah, geez.
269 00:14:41,520 00:14:43,439 Hemming. Hawing. Hemming. Hawing.
270 00:14:43,440 00:14:47,269 Piniet, I gotta come clean. We can't announce book two. Piniet, I gotta come clean. We can't announce book two.
271 00:14:47,270 00:14:49,439 I can't write without... without... I can't write without... without...
272 00:14:49,440 00:14:51,440 Without your writing partner? Without your writing partner?
273 00:14:55,490 00:14:57,279 King! King!
274 00:14:57,280 00:14:59,579 - Luz! - That snappily-dressed lizard - Luz! - That snappily-dressed lizard
275 00:14:59,580 00:15:01,250 trapped me in this shrinking box. trapped me in this shrinking box.
276 00:15:04,370 00:15:06,209 You gotta get me out. You gotta get me out.
277 00:15:06,210 00:15:08,459 What are you doing with her? Let her go. What are you doing with her? Let her go.
278 00:15:08,460 00:15:10,549 You wrote Ruler's Reach together. You wrote Ruler's Reach together.
279 00:15:10,550 00:15:12,549 So, if you don't want her crushed, So, if you don't want her crushed,
280 00:15:12,550 00:15:14,510 you'll write together again. you'll write together again.
281 00:15:15,470 00:15:17,339 Oh, don't give me that look. Oh, don't give me that look.
282 00:15:17,340 00:15:21,140 Some of the best books were written in literal crunch time. Some of the best books were written in literal crunch time.
283 00:15:23,140 00:15:25,269 That's a toxic mentality that contributes to burnout That's a toxic mentality that contributes to burnout
284 00:15:25,270 00:15:27,269 and unrealistic expectations. and unrealistic expectations.
285 00:15:27,270 00:15:28,770 King, do something! King, do something!
286 00:15:30,150 00:15:32,149 Set her free, now! Set her free, now!
287 00:15:32,150 00:15:34,399 Not until I get my best-seller. Not until I get my best-seller.
288 00:15:34,400 00:15:37,570 You'll recall you are under contract. You'll recall you are under contract.
289 00:15:38,120 00:15:39,449 Whoa. Whoa.
290 00:15:39,450 00:15:40,619 Whoa! Whoa!
291 00:15:40,620 00:15:42,290 Oof! Oof!
292 00:15:44,500 00:15:46,209 Make your deadline, Make your deadline,
293 00:15:46,210 00:15:48,380 or you'll never be able to hold a pen again. or you'll never be able to hold a pen again.
294 00:15:48,580 00:15:50,170 Just like... Just like...
295 00:15:50,540 00:15:52,419 Help me! Help me!
296 00:15:52,420 00:15:53,920 Nooo! Nooo!
297 00:15:54,380 00:15:57,179 - Help us! - Get us out of here! - Help us! - Get us out of here!
298 00:15:59,430 00:16:01,180 I'll leave you to it. I'll leave you to it.
299 00:16:02,310 00:16:05,179 Looking forward to your next volume. Looking forward to your next volume.
300 00:16:07,310 00:16:09,310 We're not getting out of here till we write a book. We're not getting out of here till we write a book.
301 00:16:09,334 00:16:11,269 And that'll take forever. And that'll take forever.
302 00:16:11,270 00:16:12,479 We're cube meat. We're cube meat.
303 00:16:12,480 00:16:15,239 Well, I have my story. Well, I have my story.
304 00:16:15,240 00:16:18,569 But it's all hugging and crying. I can't put my name on that. But it's all hugging and crying. I can't put my name on that.
305 00:16:18,570 00:16:22,619 King, that is why we are in here! King, that is why we are in here!
306 00:16:22,620 00:16:26,499 Because you can't compromise. Because you can't compromise.
307 00:16:26,500 00:16:29,420 All I wanted was to write a dumb story with my friend. All I wanted was to write a dumb story with my friend.
308 00:16:30,540 00:16:34,169 Luz, you're living your dream. You're becoming a witch. Luz, you're living your dream. You're becoming a witch.
309 00:16:34,170 00:16:36,589 But this celebrity is as close as I'll ever get to my dream. But this celebrity is as close as I'll ever get to my dream.
310 00:16:36,590 00:16:39,299 It all went to my head, and I hurt you. It all went to my head, and I hurt you.
311 00:16:39,300 00:16:41,389 - I'm sorry. - Hey. - I'm sorry. - Hey.
312 00:16:41,390 00:16:44,309 Being with you is one of my favorite parts of this dream. Being with you is one of my favorite parts of this dream.
313 00:16:46,180 00:16:47,479 I have a plan. I have a plan.
314 00:16:47,480 00:16:50,099 But we need to work together this time. But we need to work together this time.
315 00:16:50,100 00:16:52,189 Just tell me what to do. Just tell me what to do.
316 00:16:52,190 00:16:54,269 I know you must be confused. I know you must be confused.
317 00:16:54,270 00:16:57,439 The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead? The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead?
318 00:16:57,440 00:17:00,529 What if I told you the Bloom never existed at all? What if I told you the Bloom never existed at all?
319 00:17:00,530 00:17:04,199 And now that I have led you to my nest, And now that I have led you to my nest,
320 00:17:04,200 00:17:09,459 I'll suck all the life out of you to satisfy my unending hunger! I'll suck all the life out of you to satisfy my unending hunger!
321 00:17:09,460 00:17:12,289 He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us? He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?
322 00:17:12,290 00:17:15,249 I thought there was a 50/50 chance going in. I thought there was a 50/50 chance going in.
323 00:17:15,250 00:17:17,549 Hard not to admire the tenacity though. Hard not to admire the tenacity though.
324 00:17:17,550 00:17:21,219 Good entrance. But that outfit? Ha! Good entrance. But that outfit? Ha!
325 00:17:21,220 00:17:22,509 Oh, look at his little shoes. Oh, look at his little shoes.
326 00:17:25,180 00:17:28,269 Well, maybe you've never been led into a lethal trap before Well, maybe you've never been led into a lethal trap before
327 00:17:28,270 00:17:32,400 but the response should be, "Ah! No! Spare us! but the response should be, "Ah! No! Spare us!
328 00:17:33,560 00:17:37,149 Ah, sure. Spare us. Ah, sure. Spare us.
329 00:17:37,150 00:17:40,360 Woe to us, whose fates are sealed. Woe to us, whose fates are sealed.
330 00:17:41,450 00:17:43,570 Tha... That's right. We just cower. Tha... That's right. We just cower.
331 00:17:44,160 00:17:47,240 Cower. Cower.
332 00:17:48,540 00:17:50,040 Oh, dang. Oh, dang.
333 00:17:50,160 00:17:52,290 Hey, Piniet! We're done! Hey, Piniet! We're done!
334 00:17:53,540 00:17:55,589 Faster than I expected. Faster than I expected.
335 00:17:55,590 00:17:57,419 That's the miracle of team work. That's the miracle of team work.
336 00:18:04,430 00:18:07,559 This is much more gushy than your last book. This is much more gushy than your last book.
337 00:18:07,560 00:18:10,560 Skip to the finale, because it's quite a payoff. Skip to the finale, because it's quite a payoff.
338 00:18:18,280 00:18:19,479 What is this all about? What is this all about?
339 00:18:19,480 00:18:21,189 Light spell! Light spell!
340 00:18:22,570 00:18:25,279 Agh! I just realized, Agh! I just realized,
341 00:18:25,280 00:18:26,489 I should've said enlightening. I should've said enlightening.
342 00:18:26,490 00:18:27,579 Skip to the finale. Skip to the finale.
343 00:18:27,580 00:18:29,489 You'll find it enlightening. You'll find it enlightening.
344 00:18:29,490 00:18:31,540 King, the contract! King, the contract!
345 00:18:32,410 00:18:34,499 Pretentious scarf, go! Pretentious scarf, go!
346 00:18:42,220 00:18:43,549 I made you a star I made you a star
347 00:18:43,550 00:18:45,590 and this is how you repay me? and this is how you repay me?
348 00:18:46,140 00:18:49,179 No, this is. No, this is.
349 00:18:49,180 00:18:50,680 How's this for edits? How's this for edits?
350 00:18:51,100 00:18:53,140 And self-publishing! And self-publishing!
351 00:18:57,310 00:19:00,359 You are making this harder than it needs to be. You are making this harder than it needs to be.
352 00:19:00,360 00:19:04,239 And believe me, I am being very patient. And believe me, I am being very patient.
353 00:19:06,280 00:19:07,780 But let's... But let's...
354 00:19:10,160 00:19:12,329 Cut to the finish. Cut to the finish.
355 00:19:14,160 00:19:15,209 Huh? Huh?
356 00:19:15,210 00:19:16,369 King, King,
357 00:19:16,370 00:19:17,870 I am your biggest fan. I am your biggest fan.
358 00:19:20,340 00:19:22,379 And I fought my way back here for you And I fought my way back here for you
359 00:19:22,380 00:19:23,880 to read my story. to read my story.
360 00:19:25,180 00:19:27,700 I'm sorry. My lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work. I'm sorry. My lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work.
361 00:19:27,724 00:19:29,179 But, but... But, but...
362 00:19:29,180 00:19:32,099 Ugh! If I read this will you go? Ugh! If I read this will you go?
363 00:19:32,100 00:19:34,269 So I can annihilate them in peace? So I can annihilate them in peace?
364 00:19:34,270 00:19:35,559 Of course. Of course.
365 00:19:46,200 00:19:49,239 Oh, it's beautiful. Oh, it's beautiful.
366 00:19:49,240 00:19:51,579 You... you must let me publish this. You... you must let me publish this.
367 00:19:51,580 00:19:53,450 I can make you a star. I can make you a star.
368 00:19:54,160 00:19:55,369 Really? Really?
369 00:19:55,370 00:19:57,539 Wait a minute. What about King? Wait a minute. What about King?
370 00:19:57,540 00:19:59,459 Ugh! Ugh!
371 00:19:59,460 00:20:01,209 You're old news. You're old news.
372 00:20:01,210 00:20:04,209 She on the other hand is the future. She on the other hand is the future.
373 00:20:04,210 00:20:05,259 - Whoo-hoo! - Freedom! - Whoo-hoo! - Freedom!
374 00:20:05,260 00:20:06,469 Hey! King! Hey! King!
375 00:20:06,470 00:20:09,470 We're good then? Yes. Quite. We're good then? Yes. Quite.
376 00:20:12,180 00:20:13,680 P-choo! P-choo! P-choo! P-choo!
377 00:20:15,430 00:20:17,349 Well, we wrecked this chump. Well, we wrecked this chump.
378 00:20:17,350 00:20:19,560 but I guess the Bloom of Eternal Youth isn't real. but I guess the Bloom of Eternal Youth isn't real.
379 00:20:21,190 00:20:22,569 Well, if it makes any difference, Well, if it makes any difference,
380 00:20:22,570 00:20:25,189 I don't consider you to be a tired old biddy. I don't consider you to be a tired old biddy.
381 00:20:25,190 00:20:26,239 Really? Really?
382 00:20:26,240 00:20:28,449 If you were you'd be much easier to catch. If you were you'd be much easier to catch.
383 00:20:28,450 00:20:29,529 Oh, great. Oh, great.
384 00:20:29,530 00:20:32,579 You're gonna cart me away to the coven now, are you? You're gonna cart me away to the coven now, are you?
385 00:20:32,580 00:20:35,499 Not now. Because I want to give you a chance Not now. Because I want to give you a chance
386 00:20:35,500 00:20:37,000 to join on your own. to join on your own.
387 00:20:38,420 00:20:40,499 Join me in the Emperor's Coven, Edalyn? Join me in the Emperor's Coven, Edalyn?
388 00:20:40,500 00:20:43,170 He could even heal your curse. He could even heal your curse.
389 00:20:46,210 00:20:48,549 No, I'll heal it on my own terms. No, I'll heal it on my own terms.
390 00:20:48,550 00:20:50,470 I don't want to owe him anything. I don't want to owe him anything.
391 00:20:51,300 00:20:52,509 Catch you later, sis. Catch you later, sis.
392 00:20:52,510 00:20:55,180 Not if I catch you first. Not if I catch you first.
393 00:20:59,350 00:21:00,850 I'll see you around. I'll see you around.
394 00:21:04,570 00:21:07,360 You're welcome for the chance to bond. You're welcome for the chance to bond.
395 00:21:17,500 00:21:19,459 Hey, kids. Woof. Hey, kids. Woof.
396 00:21:20,500 00:21:22,629 That was a rough couple days. That was a rough couple days.
397 00:21:22,630 00:21:24,290 Yeah, I'll say. Yeah, I'll say.
398 00:21:27,170 00:21:28,490 Well, nothing a bit of apple blood Well, nothing a bit of apple blood
399 00:21:28,514 00:21:30,179 and a good book can't mend. and a good book can't mend.
400 00:21:30,180 00:21:31,219 Books? Books?
401 00:21:31,220 00:21:33,349 Nope, I don't know nothing about that. Nope, I don't know nothing about that.
402 00:21:33,350 00:21:35,509 We hate books. Wow, look at the time. We hate books. Wow, look at the time.
403 00:21:35,510 00:21:37,270 What's a book? Good night! What's a book? Good night!
404 00:21:40,310 00:21:41,810 Huh? Huh?
405 00:21:42,440 00:21:44,479 What the... What the...
406 00:21:44,480 00:21:47,670 Girl, you do not wanna know. Girl, you do not wanna know.
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