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1 00:00:00,880 00:00:02,440 [King] Partake of my free snack samples. [King] Partake of my free snack samples.
2 00:00:02,764 00:00:04,559 Take them. I demand it as your ruler, Take them. I demand it as your ruler,
3 00:00:04,560 00:00:06,389 the King of Demons. the King of Demons.
4 00:00:06,390 00:00:08,099 [grunts] [grunts]
5 00:00:08,100 00:00:09,660 Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? Why isn't anyone paying attention to me?
6 00:00:09,684 00:00:11,309 I'm their rightful overlord. I'm their rightful overlord.
7 00:00:11,310 00:00:13,229 Intellectually and such. Intellectually and such.
8 00:00:13,230 00:00:14,529 Yeah. Yeah.
9 00:00:14,530 00:00:16,149 - Hey! - [grunts] - Hey! - [grunts]
10 00:00:16,150 00:00:17,239 [sniffs] [sniffs]
11 00:00:17,240 00:00:20,409 It reeks more of nerd than money today. It reeks more of nerd than money today.
12 00:00:20,410 00:00:22,199 Guys! [grunts] Guys! [grunts]
13 00:00:22,200 00:00:24,490 You will not believe what's going on. You will not believe what's going on.
14 00:00:25,370 00:00:27,369 It's a bookfair! It's a bookfair!
15 00:00:27,370 00:00:29,250 Where books come to life. Where books come to life.
16 00:00:30,170 00:00:31,579 - Hello. - [grunts] - Hello. - [grunts]
17 00:00:31,580 00:00:33,539 A fair without rides? A fair without rides?
18 00:00:33,540 00:00:38,380 Who need rides when this can take you anywhere? Who need rides when this can take you anywhere?
19 00:00:39,220 00:00:40,259 [grunts] [grunts]
20 00:00:40,260 00:00:41,760 [screams] [screams]
21 00:00:42,470 00:00:44,429 A, ew. B, I'm bored. A, ew. B, I'm bored.
22 00:00:44,430 00:00:47,309 C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse.
23 00:00:47,310 00:00:48,429 No, wait. No, wait.
24 00:00:48,430 00:00:50,189 Will you give it a chance? Will you give it a chance?
25 00:00:50,190 00:00:51,439 I'll let you ride in my hoody. I'll let you ride in my hoody.
26 00:00:51,440 00:00:53,189 [chuckling] Ooh! [chuckling] Ooh!
27 00:00:53,190 00:00:55,359 This bookfair's got everything. This bookfair's got everything.
28 00:00:55,360 00:00:57,530 A zine-making workshop. Meet and greets. A zine-making workshop. Meet and greets.
29 00:00:58,110 00:01:00,109 And what's that... [gasps] And what's that... [gasps]
30 00:01:00,110 00:01:02,200 A writing competition? A writing competition?
31 00:01:04,200 00:01:06,369 I've always wanted to be a writer. I've always wanted to be a writer.
32 00:01:06,370 00:01:09,289 Writer? What? I thought you wanted to be a witch? Writer? What? I thought you wanted to be a witch?
33 00:01:09,290 00:01:11,209 Of course I wanna be a witch. Of course I wanna be a witch.
34 00:01:11,210 00:01:14,459 But where I'm from that's kinda... impossible. But where I'm from that's kinda... impossible.
35 00:01:14,460 00:01:17,419 So, my runner up dream was to be a writer. So, my runner up dream was to be a writer.
36 00:01:17,420 00:01:18,980 I've had this "About the Author" picture I've had this "About the Author" picture
37 00:01:19,130 00:01:20,379 since I was seven years old. since I was seven years old.
38 00:01:20,380 00:01:21,880 I know my good angle. I know my good angle.
39 00:01:22,430 00:01:24,299 I'm gonna enter the competition. I'm gonna enter the competition.
40 00:01:24,300 00:01:25,559 - [laughing] - [grunts] - [laughing] - [grunts]
41 00:01:25,560 00:01:27,559 Ugh. What are these basement dwellers Ugh. What are these basement dwellers
42 00:01:27,560 00:01:29,429 doing out in natural sunlight? doing out in natural sunlight?
43 00:01:29,430 00:01:31,519 Um, we're in line for John De Plume, Um, we're in line for John De Plume,
44 00:01:31,520 00:01:34,149 most famous writer on the Boiling Isles. most famous writer on the Boiling Isles.
45 00:01:34,150 00:01:37,189 Famed author of the Realm Warrior Series. Famed author of the Realm Warrior Series.
46 00:01:37,190 00:01:39,399 I'm gonna have him read my story. I'm gonna have him read my story.
47 00:01:39,400 00:01:41,279 And marry me. And marry me.
48 00:01:41,280 00:01:43,159 John, will you sign my child? John, will you sign my child?
49 00:01:43,160 00:01:44,279 I'll sign anything. I'll sign anything.
50 00:01:44,280 00:01:46,329 [laughs] [laughs]
51 00:01:46,330 00:01:50,249 Such power. Such command he holds over his minions. Such power. Such command he holds over his minions.
52 00:01:50,250 00:01:52,419 I must have the same. I must have the same.
53 00:01:52,420 00:01:55,539 Luz the human, I too shall enter the competition. Luz the human, I too shall enter the competition.
54 00:01:55,540 00:01:59,169 Really? [gasps] We could work together. Really? [gasps] We could work together.
55 00:01:59,170 00:02:00,419 It'll be perfect. It'll be perfect.
56 00:02:00,420 00:02:03,429 We're best friends, so we'll make the best team. We're best friends, so we'll make the best team.
57 00:02:03,430 00:02:05,339 Team! Yes! Team! Yes!
58 00:02:05,340 00:02:07,259 My name goes first on the cover. My name goes first on the cover.
59 00:02:07,460 00:02:10,070 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
60 00:02:45,550 00:02:48,510 [chattering, snorting] [chattering, snorting]
61 00:02:50,350 00:02:52,389 Boring, boring. Boring, boring.
62 00:02:52,390 00:02:54,099 [groans] [groans]
63 00:02:54,100 00:02:55,600 Boring. [gasps] Boring. [gasps]
64 00:02:56,400 00:02:58,149 [gasps] Another wrinkle. [gasps] Another wrinkle.
65 00:02:58,150 00:02:59,479 The curse is quickening. The curse is quickening.
66 00:02:59,480 00:03:01,190 [Lilith] You! Lackey. [Lilith] You! Lackey.
67 00:03:04,110 00:03:05,449 Lilith. Lilith.
68 00:03:05,450 00:03:07,489 Do you have the item we discussed? Do you have the item we discussed?
69 00:03:07,490 00:03:09,620 Oh, yes. Right here. Oh, yes. Right here.
70 00:03:13,450 00:03:15,209 This is excellent. This is excellent.
71 00:03:15,210 00:03:17,379 A map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth. A map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth.
72 00:03:17,380 00:03:20,379 I think the emperor will be very pleased. I think the emperor will be very pleased.
73 00:03:20,380 00:03:21,880 Ma'am shouldn't we be searching Ma'am shouldn't we be searching
74 00:03:22,130 00:03:23,490 for the owl lady to join the coven? for the owl lady to join the coven?
75 00:03:23,514 00:03:25,379 Remember that whole plan? [grunts] Remember that whole plan? [grunts]
76 00:03:25,380 00:03:27,469 My sister's curse has left her frail. My sister's curse has left her frail.
77 00:03:27,470 00:03:29,509 She'll still be here when we get back. She'll still be here when we get back.
78 00:03:29,510 00:03:31,099 [grunts] [grunts]
79 00:03:31,100 00:03:32,269 This come first. This come first.
80 00:03:32,270 00:03:33,470 It's for the emperor after all. It's for the emperor after all.
81 00:03:33,494 00:03:35,519 Yeah! All hail the emperor! Yeah! All hail the emperor!
82 00:03:35,520 00:03:37,439 Very good, Steve. Very good, Steve.
83 00:03:37,440 00:03:39,559 Shoulder pads for Steve. Shoulder pads for Steve.
84 00:03:39,560 00:03:42,189 Hey, bub, what'd you tell my prissy sister? Hey, bub, what'd you tell my prissy sister?
85 00:03:42,190 00:03:45,109 Oh, it's a map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth. Oh, it's a map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth.
86 00:03:45,110 00:03:48,199 A rare flower that only grows once a millennia. A rare flower that only grows once a millennia.
87 00:03:48,200 00:03:50,319 Like the name says, it gives eternal youth Like the name says, it gives eternal youth
88 00:03:50,320 00:03:52,539 to whomever holds it. Interesting. to whomever holds it. Interesting.
89 00:03:52,540 00:03:56,289 So, Lilith wants to nab this power for the emperor, huh? So, Lilith wants to nab this power for the emperor, huh?
90 00:03:56,290 00:03:59,459 Well, won't she be surprised when I get there first Well, won't she be surprised when I get there first
91 00:03:59,460 00:04:01,249 and get it for myself. and get it for myself.
92 00:04:01,250 00:04:04,130 Ha! That'll show her who's frail. Ha! That'll show her who's frail.
93 00:04:05,170 00:04:07,510 Yes. Well, uh. We'll see, won't we? Yes. Well, uh. We'll see, won't we?
94 00:04:09,550 00:04:12,310 Can't go without a map, of course. Can't go without a map, of course.
95 00:04:18,560 00:04:20,399 Now, let's write down some ideas Now, let's write down some ideas
96 00:04:20,400 00:04:22,229 that we wanna see in the story. that we wanna see in the story.
97 00:04:22,230 00:04:23,519 I can write anything? I can write anything?
98 00:04:23,520 00:04:26,189 [Luz] Yeah, we're brainstorming. [Luz] Yeah, we're brainstorming.
99 00:04:26,190 00:04:28,110 Every idea is a good idea. Every idea is a good idea.
100 00:04:29,320 00:04:31,370 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Done. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Done.
101 00:04:33,370 00:04:35,330 Aw. Is that all you wanna see? Aw. Is that all you wanna see?
102 00:04:39,420 00:04:40,920 Hmm. Hmm.
103 00:04:41,380 00:04:42,459 [Luz] Romance. [Luz] Romance.
104 00:04:42,460 00:04:45,549 Magic. Heartbreak with shimmer tears. Magic. Heartbreak with shimmer tears.
105 00:04:45,550 00:04:50,379 And the main character is, of course... [hums] Luzura. And the main character is, of course... [hums] Luzura.
106 00:04:50,380 00:04:54,219 I know it's kinda cliché but what's wrong with cliché? I know it's kinda cliché but what's wrong with cliché?
107 00:04:54,220 00:04:56,560 [grunts] And my main character's the king... Er... [grunts] And my main character's the king... Er...
108 00:04:57,100 00:04:58,479 The ruler of demons. The ruler of demons.
109 00:04:58,480 00:05:01,099 With this totally original, all-star cast, With this totally original, all-star cast,
110 00:05:01,100 00:05:02,600 victory will be ours. victory will be ours.
111 00:05:03,270 00:05:04,270 [clanking] [clanking]
112 00:05:04,271 00:05:06,149 Now, for the easy part. Now, for the easy part.
113 00:05:06,150 00:05:08,150 [cheerful music playing] [cheerful music playing]
114 00:05:16,370 00:05:18,369 [cheerful music continues] [cheerful music continues]
115 00:05:18,370 00:05:20,580 [keys clacking] [keys clacking]
116 00:05:23,170 00:05:24,730 Luzura's tears fell on the Frozen Prince Luzura's tears fell on the Frozen Prince
117 00:05:25,130 00:05:26,459 bringing him back to life. bringing him back to life.
118 00:05:26,460 00:05:29,299 Uh, it feels a little unrealistic. Uh, it feels a little unrealistic.
119 00:05:29,300 00:05:31,129 I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
120 00:05:31,130 00:05:34,139 But in your version, Ruler just destroys everything. But in your version, Ruler just destroys everything.
121 00:05:34,140 00:05:36,349 I think a little romantic tension could help the scene. I think a little romantic tension could help the scene.
122 00:05:36,350 00:05:38,309 Hey. There's more to life than shipping. Hey. There's more to life than shipping.
123 00:05:38,310 00:05:40,559 Don't you dare insult shipping in my presence. Don't you dare insult shipping in my presence.
124 00:05:40,560 00:05:43,269 [Eda] Apprentice, living room. [Eda] Apprentice, living room.
125 00:05:43,270 00:05:45,359 I'll be back. We'll figure this out. I'll be back. We'll figure this out.
126 00:05:45,360 00:05:46,860 Okay, writing buddy? Okay, writing buddy?
127 00:05:48,320 00:05:49,820 My turn to write. My turn to write.
128 00:05:51,400 00:05:52,449 [Luz] Hey. [Luz] Hey.
129 00:05:52,450 00:05:54,159 What's up, boss lady? What's up, boss lady?
130 00:05:54,160 00:05:55,489 I am popping out for a few days I am popping out for a few days
131 00:05:55,490 00:05:58,489 to an undisclosed place to do undisclosed things. to an undisclosed place to do undisclosed things.
132 00:05:58,490 00:06:00,409 You're in charge. Great. You're in charge. Great.
133 00:06:00,410 00:06:02,369 No questions. Okay. No questions. Okay.
134 00:06:02,370 00:06:04,330 I said no questions. I said no questions.
135 00:06:07,420 00:06:09,590 Well, King, it's just you and me for a while. Well, King, it's just you and me for a while.
136 00:06:10,130 00:06:11,169 [gasps] [gasps]
137 00:06:11,170 00:06:14,589 [dramatic music playing] [dramatic music playing]
138 00:06:14,590 00:06:16,259 - [keys clacking] - Hey, Luz. - [keys clacking] - Hey, Luz.
139 00:06:16,260 00:06:17,469 - [bell dings] - Great news. - [bell dings] - Great news.
140 00:06:17,470 00:06:20,179 What have you done? What have you done?
141 00:06:20,180 00:06:23,100 I just made a few tiny edits and this baby is humming. I just made a few tiny edits and this baby is humming.
142 00:06:24,150 00:06:26,229 Luzura dies? Luzura dies?
143 00:06:26,230 00:06:27,730 I know, right? What a twist. I know, right? What a twist.
144 00:06:28,110 00:06:30,399 King, I know you're trying to help King, I know you're trying to help
145 00:06:30,400 00:06:32,279 but I think you're crossing a line. but I think you're crossing a line.
146 00:06:32,280 00:06:34,449 Yeah, into greatness. Don't you want us to win? Yeah, into greatness. Don't you want us to win?
147 00:06:34,450 00:06:36,369 If this is how you wanna win, If this is how you wanna win,
148 00:06:36,370 00:06:38,410 then maybe you should submit the story on your own. then maybe you should submit the story on your own.
149 00:06:39,240 00:06:40,369 What? What?
150 00:06:40,370 00:06:42,289 Bah! What does she know? Bah! What does she know?
151 00:06:42,290 00:06:44,329 What the heck, man? Learn to collaborate. What the heck, man? Learn to collaborate.
152 00:06:44,330 00:06:45,369 Hush, you! Hush, you!
153 00:06:45,370 00:06:46,539 I'll prove to both of you I'll prove to both of you
154 00:06:46,540 00:06:48,210 my story is superior. my story is superior.
155 00:06:49,500 00:06:51,259 Hey, you scum! Hey, you scum!
156 00:06:51,260 00:06:52,339 Which one of you wants Which one of you wants
157 00:06:52,340 00:06:54,259 to read my literary masterpiece? to read my literary masterpiece?
158 00:06:54,260 00:06:55,549 Anyone brave enough? Anyone brave enough?
159 00:06:55,550 00:06:57,599 [all growling] [all growling]
160 00:06:57,600 00:06:59,100 - [doors banging] - Oof! - [doors banging] - Oof!
161 00:07:00,220 00:07:01,220 [grunts] [grunts]
162 00:07:01,470 00:07:02,970 [groans] [groans]
163 00:07:03,560 00:07:06,150 I'll read your story. I'll read your story.
164 00:07:09,360 00:07:12,359 [pulsates] [pulsates]
165 00:07:12,360 00:07:14,239 You wrote this? You wrote this?
166 00:07:14,240 00:07:16,569 Yep, that's me. Only me. Yep, that's me. Only me.
167 00:07:16,570 00:07:18,620 Let me get you a fruit punch. Let me get you a fruit punch.
168 00:07:19,160 00:07:21,200 Ooh. I love punching. Ooh. I love punching.
169 00:07:23,290 00:07:26,329 I'm Piniet of Piniet Publishing House. I'm Piniet of Piniet Publishing House.
170 00:07:26,330 00:07:28,459 And your name is King? And your name is King?
171 00:07:28,460 00:07:31,129 It's more of a rank than a name. It's more of a rank than a name.
172 00:07:31,130 00:07:32,509 I loved your story. I loved your story.
173 00:07:32,510 00:07:34,259 So much better than the submissions So much better than the submissions
174 00:07:34,260 00:07:36,219 we got for the competition. we got for the competition.
175 00:07:36,220 00:07:40,549 I want to buy it and publish it for everyone to read. I want to buy it and publish it for everyone to read.
176 00:07:40,550 00:07:44,389 I'll make you as famous as John De Plume. I'll make you as famous as John De Plume.
177 00:07:44,390 00:07:47,139 - [all cheering] - Ooh! P-choo! P-choo! - [all cheering] - Ooh! P-choo! P-choo!
178 00:07:47,140 00:07:49,189 Ooh! [yells] Ooh! [yells]
179 00:07:49,190 00:07:51,479 I've always wanted a people chair. I'm in. I've always wanted a people chair. I'm in.
180 00:07:51,480 00:07:54,489 This will be the first step in my reclamation of power. This will be the first step in my reclamation of power.
181 00:07:54,490 00:07:58,490 Then all you have to do is sign here. Then all you have to do is sign here.
182 00:08:01,410 00:08:02,910 [thuds] [thuds]
183 00:08:05,290 00:08:07,289 You're ominous. And I like it. You're ominous. And I like it.
184 00:08:07,290 00:08:10,290 Get ready to be famous, Mr. King. Get ready to be famous, Mr. King.
185 00:08:12,380 00:08:16,380 [grunting] [grunting]
186 00:08:17,550 00:08:20,549 [clanking] [clanking]
187 00:08:20,550 00:08:23,099 [whooshing] [whooshing]
188 00:08:23,100 00:08:24,179 [thuds] [thuds]
189 00:08:24,180 00:08:26,180 [crackling] [crackling]
190 00:08:27,430 00:08:29,270 [rattling] [rattling]
191 00:08:30,440 00:08:33,110 Ouch! Jeez! Ouch! Jeez!
192 00:08:34,190 00:08:36,529 It's the perfect blend of heart and heartlessness. It's the perfect blend of heart and heartlessness.
193 00:08:36,530 00:08:39,110 Like two authors mashed into one. Like two authors mashed into one.
194 00:08:39,450 00:08:41,200 [laughs] [laughs]
195 00:08:42,410 00:08:45,490 [all chattering] [all chattering]
196 00:08:54,210 00:08:56,169 Spend money on my thing I wrote. Spend money on my thing I wrote.
197 00:08:56,170 00:08:57,670 Spend money on my thing I wrote. Spend money on my thing I wrote.
198 00:08:58,550 00:09:02,299 [gasping, chattering] [gasping, chattering]
199 00:09:02,300 00:09:04,349 - [cheering, laughing] - [fan] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! - [cheering, laughing] - [fan] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
200 00:09:04,350 00:09:07,519 Mr. King! Mr. King, I love your writing. Mr. King! Mr. King, I love your writing.
201 00:09:07,520 00:09:09,309 Please read my story? Please read my story?
202 00:09:09,310 00:09:11,349 [laughs] Oh, my. [laughs] Oh, my.
203 00:09:11,350 00:09:13,519 Oh, it's good to be minions. I mean fans. Oh, it's good to be minions. I mean fans.
204 00:09:13,520 00:09:15,269 [fan] King! [fan] King!
205 00:09:15,270 00:09:17,230 You're my inspiration. You're my inspiration.
206 00:09:26,330 00:09:29,369 Okay, from the Minitaur, I head due north. Okay, from the Minitaur, I head due north.
207 00:09:29,370 00:09:32,369 And with luck, I'll get to the Bloom of Eternal Youth before Lilith. And with luck, I'll get to the Bloom of Eternal Youth before Lilith.
208 00:09:32,370 00:09:34,129 [laughs, snorts] [laughs, snorts]
209 00:09:34,130 00:09:36,589 Ah, who's frail now, emperor dorks? Ah, who's frail now, emperor dorks?
210 00:09:36,590 00:09:39,130 [gasps] Someone's following me. [gasps] Someone's following me.
211 00:09:44,140 00:09:45,640 [fire crackling] [fire crackling]
212 00:09:46,100 00:09:47,400 Spicy toss! Spicy toss!
213 00:09:47,510 00:09:49,010 [yelps] [yelps]
214 00:09:49,350 00:09:51,140 Lily? Edalyn? Lily? Edalyn?
215 00:09:53,100 00:09:56,319 [scoffs] And of course you would be here just to be a nuisance. [scoffs] And of course you would be here just to be a nuisance.
216 00:09:56,320 00:09:58,319 Why don't you go home and rest? Why don't you go home and rest?
217 00:09:58,320 00:10:00,149 Wouldn't want you breaking a hip. Wouldn't want you breaking a hip.
218 00:10:00,150 00:10:02,529 Sorry, sister. I'm stronger than you think. Sorry, sister. I'm stronger than you think.
219 00:10:02,530 00:10:05,570 I'm here to save the Bloom of Eternal Youth from the likes of you. I'm here to save the Bloom of Eternal Youth from the likes of you.
220 00:10:07,240 00:10:08,539 I'm gonna get there before you. I'm gonna get there before you.
221 00:10:08,540 00:10:10,040 [yelps] No, you won't. [yelps] No, you won't.
222 00:10:10,410 00:10:12,500 [keys clacking] [keys clacking]
223 00:10:14,210 00:10:15,710 [King] Hey, Luz. [King] Hey, Luz.
224 00:10:16,540 00:10:18,339 Guess who won the writing competition Guess who won the writing competition
225 00:10:18,340 00:10:20,590 and became a blockbuster writer superstar? and became a blockbuster writer superstar?
226 00:10:21,130 00:10:23,509 You're right. It's me. Me! [keys clacking] You're right. It's me. Me! [keys clacking]
227 00:10:23,510 00:10:25,259 Do you wanna touch my scarf? Do you wanna touch my scarf?
228 00:10:25,260 00:10:27,299 A fan crochet it out of their own hair. A fan crochet it out of their own hair.
229 00:10:27,300 00:10:29,179 It smells so bad. It smells so bad.
230 00:10:29,180 00:10:31,269 [keys clacking continues] [keys clacking continues]
231 00:10:31,270 00:10:35,519 My publisher is throwing a huge party for my book, Ruler's Reach. My publisher is throwing a huge party for my book, Ruler's Reach.
232 00:10:35,520 00:10:39,190 And I, uh, I'd like for you to be there. And I, uh, I'd like for you to be there.
233 00:10:41,570 00:10:43,529 [keys clacking continues] [keys clacking continues]
234 00:10:43,530 00:10:46,320 All right, fine. Be that way, I guess. All right, fine. Be that way, I guess.
235 00:10:49,200 00:10:50,449 [sighs] [sighs]
236 00:10:50,450 00:10:52,409 Girl, you don't need him. Girl, you don't need him.
237 00:10:52,410 00:10:54,460 But I don't want to be mad at him either. But I don't want to be mad at him either.
238 00:10:58,460 00:11:00,459 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
239 00:11:00,460 00:11:03,509 [fan] Your fans are dying to know when Ruler's Reach 2 comes out. [fan] Your fans are dying to know when Ruler's Reach 2 comes out.
240 00:11:03,510 00:11:05,220 That's between me and my publisher. That's between me and my publisher.
241 00:11:05,550 00:11:07,219 Right, Piniet? Right, Piniet?
242 00:11:07,220 00:11:09,469 Yes. Oh, pardon me. Yes. Oh, pardon me.
243 00:11:09,470 00:11:12,390 I need a few moments of King's time. I need a few moments of King's time.
244 00:11:14,310 00:11:16,309 [fans cheering] [fans cheering]
245 00:11:16,310 00:11:19,269 Where's John De Plume at? I wanted to compare sunglasses. Where's John De Plume at? I wanted to compare sunglasses.
246 00:11:19,270 00:11:22,479 Oh, he's taking a break to finish his latest masterpiece. Oh, he's taking a break to finish his latest masterpiece.
247 00:11:22,480 00:11:26,199 Fame can really box you in, you know? Fame can really box you in, you know?
248 00:11:26,200 00:11:29,279 Uh, speaking of, how's your second book coming along? Uh, speaking of, how's your second book coming along?
249 00:11:29,280 00:11:32,199 Coming along or finished? Coming along or finished?
250 00:11:32,200 00:11:34,579 Bam! [laughs] Ruler's Reach 2. Bam! [laughs] Ruler's Reach 2.
251 00:11:34,580 00:11:36,209 Now with more swears. Now with more swears.
252 00:11:36,210 00:11:38,210 Ah! Splendid! Ah! Splendid!
253 00:11:38,460 00:11:40,249 [pulsates] [pulsates]
254 00:11:40,250 00:11:41,589 Oh, you cad. Oh, you cad.
255 00:11:41,590 00:11:43,459 Not only are you a great writer Not only are you a great writer
256 00:11:43,460 00:11:45,379 but a practical joker as well. but a practical joker as well.
257 00:11:45,380 00:11:47,219 That's true. Wait, what? That's true. Wait, what?
258 00:11:47,220 00:11:49,549 Oh, this is truly awful. Oh, this is truly awful.
259 00:11:49,550 00:11:51,510 Looking forward to the real draft. Looking forward to the real draft.
260 00:11:54,100 00:11:56,519 Truly awful. But I'm a best-selling writer. Truly awful. But I'm a best-selling writer.
261 00:11:56,520 00:11:58,020 How? How?
262 00:11:58,520 00:12:01,359 [chattering] [chattering]
263 00:12:01,360 00:12:03,480 Luz, I can't write without her. Luz, I can't write without her.
264 00:12:04,570 00:12:07,529 Luz, buddy, I'm so glad you could make it. Luz, buddy, I'm so glad you could make it.
265 00:12:07,530 00:12:11,329 Hey, King. I didn't want to be angry at your success. Hey, King. I didn't want to be angry at your success.
266 00:12:11,330 00:12:14,499 You're my friend. So, congratulations. You're my friend. So, congratulations.
267 00:12:14,500 00:12:15,579 Great to hear. Great to hear.
268 00:12:15,580 00:12:17,620 'Cause I really need your help with my next book. 'Cause I really need your help with my next book.
269 00:12:18,120 00:12:19,459 - Huh? - Apparently, - Huh? - Apparently,
270 00:12:19,460 00:12:21,459 I can't write my daring works of genius I can't write my daring works of genius
271 00:12:21,460 00:12:24,299 without rebelling against your gushy fantasy slop. without rebelling against your gushy fantasy slop.
272 00:12:24,300 00:12:25,800 Excuse me? Excuse me?
273 00:12:26,130 00:12:28,129 [chuckles] We make a great team. [chuckles] We make a great team.
274 00:12:28,130 00:12:30,470 So, here's a pen. Writey writey. Clock's a ticking. So, here's a pen. Writey writey. Clock's a ticking.
275 00:12:32,350 00:12:33,469 [all gasp] [all gasp]
276 00:12:33,470 00:12:34,970 I'm not writing for you I'm not writing for you
277 00:12:35,100 00:12:36,460 after you made fun of all my ideas. after you made fun of all my ideas.
278 00:12:36,484 00:12:38,574 Hey! What the heck? Hey! What the heck?
279 00:12:39,100 00:12:41,480 Congratulations on all your hard-earned success. Congratulations on all your hard-earned success.
280 00:12:43,400 00:12:45,480 What am I gonna do? I can't write without her. What am I gonna do? I can't write without her.
281 00:12:46,570 00:12:48,200 Hmm. Hmm.
282 00:12:49,150 00:12:50,489 [grunts, pants] [grunts, pants]
283 00:12:50,490 00:12:52,160 [grunts, pants] [grunts, pants]
284 00:12:53,490 00:12:57,200 Ha! Doesn't this remind you of how we used to race to the kitchen, Lily? Ha! Doesn't this remind you of how we used to race to the kitchen, Lily?
285 00:12:57,500 00:12:58,619 Lily? Lily?
286 00:12:58,620 00:13:00,420 - [mumbling] - [gasps] - [mumbling] - [gasps]
287 00:13:01,210 00:13:02,289 [hisses] [hisses]
288 00:13:02,290 00:13:04,169 [mumbling continues] [mumbling continues]
289 00:13:04,170 00:13:05,670 Lily! Lily!
290 00:13:06,510 00:13:07,549 [hisses] [hisses]
291 00:13:07,550 00:13:09,429 [screams] [screams]
292 00:13:09,430 00:13:11,340 [mumbling] [mumbling]
293 00:13:12,430 00:13:13,930 Alley-oop! Alley-oop!
294 00:13:14,560 00:13:17,269 [sighs] Thank you, Edalyn. [sighs] Thank you, Edalyn.
295 00:13:17,270 00:13:19,309 I wasn't certain that you'd save me. I wasn't certain that you'd save me.
296 00:13:19,310 00:13:22,479 Stow it. Uh, we might fight but you're still my sister. Stow it. Uh, we might fight but you're still my sister.
297 00:13:22,480 00:13:25,319 And besides, if anyone's putting you down, it's gonna be me. And besides, if anyone's putting you down, it's gonna be me.
298 00:13:25,320 00:13:26,820 Ha! [grunts] Ha! [grunts]
299 00:13:27,230 00:13:28,359 [chuckles] [chuckles]
300 00:13:28,360 00:13:29,860 Oh, is that... Oh, is that...
301 00:13:34,370 00:13:36,370 The Bloom of Eternal Youth. The Bloom of Eternal Youth.
302 00:13:38,160 00:13:39,280 All right. Back off. [grunts] All right. Back off. [grunts]
303 00:13:39,304 00:13:41,289 That baby's mine. That baby's mine.
304 00:13:41,290 00:13:44,169 [groans] Why are you always like this? [groans] Why are you always like this?
305 00:13:44,170 00:13:47,499 Because Lilith, you think I'm just some tired, old biddy. Because Lilith, you think I'm just some tired, old biddy.
306 00:13:47,500 00:13:49,300 Ah, but I'm more than that. Ah, but I'm more than that.
307 00:13:50,510 00:13:54,340 And with the Bloom of Eternal Youth's power, I'll show you... And with the Bloom of Eternal Youth's power, I'll show you...
308 00:13:55,550 00:13:57,219 What the... What the...
309 00:13:57,220 00:13:59,270 [laughing] [laughing]
310 00:14:09,150 00:14:11,529 [sighs] They got his good angle. [sighs] They got his good angle.
311 00:14:11,530 00:14:13,530 [footsteps approaching] [footsteps approaching]
312 00:14:15,120 00:14:16,620 Uh, can I help you? Uh, can I help you?
313 00:14:19,580 00:14:21,289 Perhaps. Perhaps.
314 00:14:21,290 00:14:24,420 I hear you're an aspiring writer? I hear you're an aspiring writer?
315 00:14:25,170 00:14:26,670 [chuckles] [chuckles]
316 00:14:27,380 00:14:28,589 [fan] King! We love you! King! [fan] King! We love you! King!
317 00:14:28,590 00:14:30,259 [crowd cheering] King! King! [crowd cheering] King! King!
318 00:14:30,260 00:14:31,549 I can't wait for the sequel. I can't wait for the sequel.
319 00:14:31,550 00:14:33,379 If it's disappointing in any way, If it's disappointing in any way,
320 00:14:33,380 00:14:36,090 I will spend every day of my life trashing it. I will spend every day of my life trashing it.
321 00:14:37,390 00:14:38,559 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
322 00:14:38,560 00:14:41,519 Oh, man. Ah, geez. Oh, man. Ah, geez.
323 00:14:41,520 00:14:43,439 [whimpering] Hemming. Hawing. [whimpering] Hemming. Hawing.
324 00:14:43,440 00:14:47,269 Piniet, I gotta come clean. We can't announce book two. Piniet, I gotta come clean. We can't announce book two.
325 00:14:47,270 00:14:49,439 I can't write without... without... I can't write without... without...
326 00:14:49,440 00:14:51,440 [Piniet] Without your writing partner? [Piniet] Without your writing partner?
327 00:14:55,490 00:14:57,279 [gasps] King! [gasps] King!
328 00:14:57,280 00:14:59,579 - Luz! - That snappily-dressed lizard - Luz! - That snappily-dressed lizard
329 00:14:59,580 00:15:01,250 trapped me in this shrinking box. trapped me in this shrinking box.
330 00:15:03,250 00:15:04,369 [screams] [screams]
331 00:15:04,370 00:15:06,209 You gotta get me out. You gotta get me out.
332 00:15:06,210 00:15:08,459 What are you doing with her? Let her go. What are you doing with her? Let her go.
333 00:15:08,460 00:15:10,549 You wrote Ruler's Reach together. You wrote Ruler's Reach together.
334 00:15:10,550 00:15:12,549 So, if you don't want her crushed, So, if you don't want her crushed,
335 00:15:12,550 00:15:14,510 you'll write together again. you'll write together again.
336 00:15:15,470 00:15:17,339 Oh, don't give me that look. Oh, don't give me that look.
337 00:15:17,340 00:15:21,140 Some of the best books were written in literal crunch time. Some of the best books were written in literal crunch time.
338 00:15:21,520 00:15:23,139 [yelps] [yelps]
339 00:15:23,140 00:15:25,269 That's a toxic mentality that contributes to burnout That's a toxic mentality that contributes to burnout
340 00:15:25,270 00:15:27,269 and unrealistic expectations. and unrealistic expectations.
341 00:15:27,270 00:15:28,770 King, do something! King, do something!
342 00:15:29,110 00:15:30,149 [grunts] [grunts]
343 00:15:30,150 00:15:32,149 Set her free, now! Set her free, now!
344 00:15:32,150 00:15:34,399 Not until I get my best-seller. Not until I get my best-seller.
345 00:15:34,400 00:15:37,570 You'll recall you are under contract. You'll recall you are under contract.
346 00:15:38,120 00:15:39,449 Whoa. [grunts] Whoa. [grunts]
347 00:15:39,450 00:15:40,619 Whoa! Whoa!
348 00:15:40,620 00:15:42,290 Oof! Oof!
349 00:15:44,500 00:15:46,209 [Piniet] Make your deadline, [Piniet] Make your deadline,
350 00:15:46,210 00:15:48,380 or you'll never be able to hold a pen again. or you'll never be able to hold a pen again.
351 00:15:48,580 00:15:50,170 Just like... Just like...
352 00:15:50,540 00:15:52,419 Help me! Help me!
353 00:15:52,420 00:15:53,920 Nooo! Nooo!
354 00:15:54,380 00:15:57,179 - Help us! - Get us out of here! - Help us! - Get us out of here!
355 00:15:57,180 00:15:58,680 [grunting, screaming] [grunting, screaming]
356 00:15:59,430 00:16:01,180 I'll leave you to it. I'll leave you to it.
357 00:16:02,310 00:16:05,179 Looking forward to your next volume. Looking forward to your next volume.
358 00:16:05,180 00:16:07,309 - [warps] - [yelps] - [warps] - [yelps]
359 00:16:07,310 00:16:09,310 We're not getting out of here till we write a book. We're not getting out of here till we write a book.
360 00:16:09,334 00:16:11,269 And that'll take forever. And that'll take forever.
361 00:16:11,270 00:16:12,479 We're cube meat. We're cube meat.
362 00:16:12,480 00:16:15,239 Well, I have my story. Well, I have my story.
363 00:16:15,240 00:16:18,569 But it's all hugging and crying. I can't put my name on that. But it's all hugging and crying. I can't put my name on that.
364 00:16:18,570 00:16:22,619 King, that is why we are in here! King, that is why we are in here!
365 00:16:22,620 00:16:26,499 Because you can't compromise. Because you can't compromise.
366 00:16:26,500 00:16:29,420 All I wanted was to write a dumb story with my friend. All I wanted was to write a dumb story with my friend.
367 00:16:30,540 00:16:34,169 Luz, you're living your dream. You're becoming a witch. Luz, you're living your dream. You're becoming a witch.
368 00:16:34,170 00:16:36,589 But this celebrity is as close as I'll ever get to my dream. But this celebrity is as close as I'll ever get to my dream.
369 00:16:36,590 00:16:39,299 It all went to my head, and I hurt you. It all went to my head, and I hurt you.
370 00:16:39,300 00:16:41,389 - I'm sorry. - Hey. - I'm sorry. - Hey.
371 00:16:41,390 00:16:44,309 Being with you is one of my favorite parts of this dream. Being with you is one of my favorite parts of this dream.
372 00:16:44,310 00:16:46,179 - [warps] - [yelps] - [warps] - [yelps]
373 00:16:46,180 00:16:47,479 I have a plan. I have a plan.
374 00:16:47,480 00:16:50,099 But we need to work together this time. But we need to work together this time.
375 00:16:50,100 00:16:52,189 Just tell me what to do. Just tell me what to do.
376 00:16:52,190 00:16:54,269 [Merchant] I know you must be confused. [Merchant] I know you must be confused.
377 00:16:54,270 00:16:57,439 The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead? The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead?
378 00:16:57,440 00:17:00,529 What if I told you the Bloom never existed at all? What if I told you the Bloom never existed at all?
379 00:17:00,530 00:17:04,199 And now that I have led you to my nest, And now that I have led you to my nest,
380 00:17:04,200 00:17:09,459 I'll suck all the life out of you to satisfy my unending hunger! I'll suck all the life out of you to satisfy my unending hunger!
381 00:17:09,460 00:17:12,289 He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us? He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?
382 00:17:12,290 00:17:15,249 I thought there was a 50/50 chance going in. I thought there was a 50/50 chance going in.
383 00:17:15,250 00:17:17,549 Hard not to admire the tenacity though. Hard not to admire the tenacity though.
384 00:17:17,550 00:17:21,219 Good entrance. But that outfit? Ha! Good entrance. But that outfit? Ha!
385 00:17:21,220 00:17:22,509 Oh, look at his little shoes. Oh, look at his little shoes.
386 00:17:22,510 00:17:25,179 [Eda, Lilith laughing] [Eda, Lilith laughing]
387 00:17:25,180 00:17:28,269 Well, maybe you've never been led into a lethal trap before Well, maybe you've never been led into a lethal trap before
388 00:17:28,270 00:17:32,400 but the response should be, "Ah! No! Spare us! but the response should be, "Ah! No! Spare us!
389 00:17:33,560 00:17:37,149 Ah, sure. Spare us. Ah, sure. Spare us.
390 00:17:37,150 00:17:40,360 Woe to us, whose fates are sealed. Woe to us, whose fates are sealed.
391 00:17:41,450 00:17:43,570 Tha... That's right. We just cower. Tha... That's right. We just cower.
392 00:17:44,160 00:17:47,240 [whimpers] Cower. [gulps] [whimpers] Cower. [gulps]
393 00:17:48,540 00:17:50,040 Oh, dang. [cubes squeal] Oh, dang. [cubes squeal]
394 00:17:50,160 00:17:52,290 Hey, Piniet! We're done! Hey, Piniet! We're done!
395 00:17:53,540 00:17:55,589 Faster than I expected. Faster than I expected.
396 00:17:55,590 00:17:57,419 That's the miracle of team work. That's the miracle of team work.
397 00:17:57,420 00:17:58,920 [warps] [warps]
398 00:18:01,300 00:18:02,800 [pulsates] [pulsates]
399 00:18:04,430 00:18:07,559 This is much more gushy than your last book. This is much more gushy than your last book.
400 00:18:07,560 00:18:10,560 Skip to the finale, because it's quite a payoff. Skip to the finale, because it's quite a payoff.
401 00:18:12,100 00:18:13,600 [pulsates] [pulsates]
402 00:18:18,280 00:18:19,479 What is this all about? What is this all about?
403 00:18:19,480 00:18:21,189 Light spell! Light spell!
404 00:18:21,190 00:18:22,569 [bursts] [bursts]
405 00:18:22,570 00:18:25,279 - [grunts] - Agh! I just realized, - [grunts] - Agh! I just realized,
406 00:18:25,280 00:18:26,489 I should've said enlightening. I should've said enlightening.
407 00:18:26,490 00:18:27,579 Skip to the finale. Skip to the finale.
408 00:18:27,580 00:18:29,489 You'll find it enlightening. You'll find it enlightening.
409 00:18:29,490 00:18:31,540 - King, the contract! - [groaning] - King, the contract! - [groaning]
410 00:18:32,410 00:18:34,499 Pretentious scarf, go! Pretentious scarf, go!
411 00:18:34,500 00:18:36,170 [yelps, grunts] [yelps, grunts]
412 00:18:37,420 00:18:38,920 [growls] [growls]
413 00:18:39,170 00:18:40,670 [grunting] [grunting]
414 00:18:41,170 00:18:42,219 [pants] [pants]
415 00:18:42,220 00:18:43,549 I made you a star I made you a star
416 00:18:43,550 00:18:45,590 and this is how you repay me? and this is how you repay me?
417 00:18:46,140 00:18:49,179 No, this is. [clamoring] No, this is. [clamoring]
418 00:18:49,180 00:18:50,680 [cube] How's this for edits? [cube] How's this for edits?
419 00:18:51,100 00:18:53,140 - And self-publishing! - [clamoring] - And self-publishing! - [clamoring]
420 00:18:53,560 00:18:55,439 [both grunt] [both grunt]
421 00:18:55,440 00:18:57,309 [grunts] [cubes squeal] [grunts] [cubes squeal]
422 00:18:57,310 00:19:00,359 You are making this harder than it needs to be. You are making this harder than it needs to be.
423 00:19:00,360 00:19:04,239 And believe me, I am being very patient. And believe me, I am being very patient.
424 00:19:04,240 00:19:06,279 [grunts, groans] [grunts, groans]
425 00:19:06,280 00:19:07,780 But let's... But let's...
426 00:19:09,200 00:19:09,620 [clanks] [clanks]
427 00:19:10,160 00:19:12,329 [grunts] Cut to the finish. [grunts] Cut to the finish.
428 00:19:12,330 00:19:13,830 [slams] [slams]
429 00:19:14,160 00:19:15,209 [all] Huh? [all] Huh?
430 00:19:15,210 00:19:16,369 King, King,
431 00:19:16,370 00:19:17,870 I am your biggest fan. I am your biggest fan.
432 00:19:18,130 00:19:19,630 [grunts] [grunts]
433 00:19:20,340 00:19:22,379 And I fought my way back here for you And I fought my way back here for you
434 00:19:22,380 00:19:23,880 to read my story. to read my story.
435 00:19:25,180 00:19:27,700 I'm sorry. My lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work. I'm sorry. My lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work.
436 00:19:27,724 00:19:29,179 But, but... But, but...
437 00:19:29,180 00:19:32,099 Ugh! If I read this will you go? Ugh! If I read this will you go?
438 00:19:32,100 00:19:34,269 So I can annihilate them in peace? So I can annihilate them in peace?
439 00:19:34,270 00:19:35,559 Of course. Of course.
440 00:19:35,560 00:19:37,350 - [crashes] - [clanking] - [crashes] - [clanking]
441 00:19:38,270 00:19:43,530 [pulsates] [pulsates]
442 00:19:46,200 00:19:49,239 [sniffs] Oh, it's beautiful. [sniffs] Oh, it's beautiful.
443 00:19:49,240 00:19:51,579 You... you must let me publish this. You... you must let me publish this.
444 00:19:51,580 00:19:53,450 I can make you a star. I can make you a star.
445 00:19:54,160 00:19:55,369 Really? Really?
446 00:19:55,370 00:19:57,539 Wait a minute. What about King? Wait a minute. What about King?
447 00:19:57,540 00:19:59,459 Ugh! [grunts] Ugh! [grunts]
448 00:19:59,460 00:20:01,209 You're old news. You're old news.
449 00:20:01,210 00:20:04,209 She on the other hand is the future. She on the other hand is the future.
450 00:20:04,210 00:20:05,259 - Whoo-hoo! - Freedom! - Whoo-hoo! - Freedom!
451 00:20:05,260 00:20:06,469 Hey! King! Hey! King!
452 00:20:06,470 00:20:09,470 We're good then? Yes. Quite. We're good then? Yes. Quite.
453 00:20:10,430 00:20:12,179 [grunts] [grunts]
454 00:20:12,180 00:20:13,680 P-choo! P-choo! P-choo! P-choo!
455 00:20:14,270 00:20:15,429 [grunts] [grunts]
456 00:20:15,430 00:20:17,349 Well, we wrecked this chump. Well, we wrecked this chump.
457 00:20:17,350 00:20:19,560 but I guess the Bloom of Eternal Youth isn't real. but I guess the Bloom of Eternal Youth isn't real.
458 00:20:20,110 00:20:21,189 [sighs] [sighs]
459 00:20:21,190 00:20:22,569 Well, if it makes any difference, Well, if it makes any difference,
460 00:20:22,570 00:20:25,189 I don't consider you to be a tired old biddy. I don't consider you to be a tired old biddy.
461 00:20:25,190 00:20:26,239 Really? Really?
462 00:20:26,240 00:20:28,449 If you were you'd be much easier to catch. If you were you'd be much easier to catch.
463 00:20:28,450 00:20:29,529 Oh, great. Oh, great.
464 00:20:29,530 00:20:32,579 You're gonna cart me away to the coven now, are you? You're gonna cart me away to the coven now, are you?
465 00:20:32,580 00:20:35,499 Not now. Because I want to give you a chance Not now. Because I want to give you a chance
466 00:20:35,500 00:20:37,000 to join on your own. to join on your own.
467 00:20:38,420 00:20:40,499 Join me in the Emperor's Coven, Edalyn? Join me in the Emperor's Coven, Edalyn?
468 00:20:40,500 00:20:43,170 He could even heal your curse. He could even heal your curse.
469 00:20:46,210 00:20:48,549 No, I'll heal it on my own terms. No, I'll heal it on my own terms.
470 00:20:48,550 00:20:50,470 I don't want to owe him anything. I don't want to owe him anything.
471 00:20:51,300 00:20:52,509 Catch you later, sis. Catch you later, sis.
472 00:20:52,510 00:20:55,180 Not if I catch you first. Not if I catch you first.
473 00:20:59,350 00:21:00,850 I'll see you around. I'll see you around.
474 00:21:02,560 00:21:04,060 [sighs] [sighs]
475 00:21:04,570 00:21:07,360 You're welcome for the chance to bond. You're welcome for the chance to bond.
476 00:21:09,150 00:21:10,650 [squeals] [squeals]
477 00:21:14,530 00:21:16,159 [snores] [snores]
478 00:21:16,160 00:21:17,499 [yawns] [yawns]
479 00:21:17,500 00:21:19,459 Hey, kids. Woof. Hey, kids. Woof.
480 00:21:19,460 00:21:20,499 [back cracks] [back cracks]
481 00:21:20,500 00:21:22,629 That was a rough couple days. That was a rough couple days.
482 00:21:22,630 00:21:24,290 Yeah, I'll say. Yeah, I'll say.
483 00:21:26,130 00:21:27,169 [grunts] [grunts]
484 00:21:27,170 00:21:28,490 Well, nothing a bit of apple blood Well, nothing a bit of apple blood
485 00:21:28,514 00:21:30,179 and a good book can't mend. and a good book can't mend.
486 00:21:30,180 00:21:31,219 Books? Books?
487 00:21:31,220 00:21:33,349 Nope, I don't know nothing about that. Nope, I don't know nothing about that.
488 00:21:33,350 00:21:35,509 We hate books. Wow, look at the time. We hate books. Wow, look at the time.
489 00:21:35,510 00:21:37,270 What's a book? Good night! What's a book? Good night!
490 00:21:40,310 00:21:41,810 Huh? Huh?
491 00:21:42,440 00:21:44,479 [gasps] What the... [gasps] What the...
492 00:21:44,480 00:21:47,670 Girl, you do not wanna know. Girl, you do not wanna know.
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