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1 | 00:00:02,000 | 00:00:04,913 | # They say I might as well face the truth | # They say I might as well face the truth |
2 | 00:00:05,400 | 00:00:08,597 | # That I am just too long in the tooth | # That I am just too long in the tooth |
3 | 00:00:08,920 | 00:00:12,117 | # So I'm an OAP and weak-kneed | # So I'm an OAP and weak-kneed |
4 | 00:00:12,360 | 00:00:15,352 | # But I have not yet quite gone to seed | # But I have not yet quite gone to seed |
5 | 00:00:15,760 | 00:00:19,719 | # I may be over the hill now that I have retired | # I may be over the hill now that I have retired |
6 | 00:00:19,920 | 00:00:23,311 | # Fading away but I've not yet expired | # Fading away but I've not yet expired |
7 | 00:00:23,400 | 00:00:26,870 | # Clapped out, run down, too old to save | # Clapped out, run down, too old to save |
8 | 00:00:27,040 | 00:00:29,873 | # One foot in the grave # | # One foot in the grave # |
9 | 00:00:50,800 | 00:00:53,110 | Unbelievable! | Unbelievable! |
10 | 00:00:54,160 | 00:00:55,958 | I mean, look at that. | I mean, look at that. |
11 | 00:00:56,280 | 00:00:59,591 | Wandering about in his bedroom without a stitch on. | Wandering about in his bedroom without a stitch on. |
12 | 00:01:01,480 | 00:01:04,279 | Naked as the day he was born. | Naked as the day he was born. |
13 | 00:01:04,360 | 00:01:07,318 | Talk about being an exhibitionist. | Talk about being an exhibitionist. |
14 | 00:01:09,640 | 00:01:14,111 | I thought he'd one of those balloon animals tied to his waist at first. | I thought he'd one of those balloon animals tied to his waist at first. |
15 | 00:01:15,840 | 00:01:19,834 | Well, they've made a complete pig's breakfast of that new shower. | Well, they've made a complete pig's breakfast of that new shower. |
16 | 00:01:19,920 | 00:01:21,399 | As I knew they would. | As I knew they would. |
17 | 00:01:21,480 | 00:01:23,790 | It takes you half an hour to get the right temperature | It takes you half an hour to get the right temperature |
18 | 00:01:23,880 | 00:01:26,440 | and then, if you so much as flush the loo, | and then, if you so much as flush the loo, |
19 | 00:01:26,520 | 00:01:28,272 | it turns into a blast furnace. | it turns into a blast furnace. |
20 | 00:01:28,360 | 00:01:29,634 | Hmm-mmm. | Hmm-mmm. |
21 | 00:01:30,280 | 00:01:32,556 | And I thought we bought those glasses for Ronnie's birthday | And I thought we bought those glasses for Ronnie's birthday |
22 | 00:01:32,640 | 00:01:35,837 | when you've quite finished steaming up the lenses. | when you've quite finished steaming up the lenses. |
23 | 00:01:36,240 | 00:01:40,029 | I haven't finished wrapping them yet for Thursday so mind what you're doing. | I haven't finished wrapping them yet for Thursday so mind what you're doing. |
24 | 00:01:40,120 | 00:01:41,633 | Yes. | Yes. |
25 | 00:01:43,440 | 00:01:45,113 | What did I just say? | What did I just say? |
26 | 00:01:46,240 | 00:01:50,074 | You said that we... Hmm? | You said that we... Hmm? |
27 | 00:01:52,480 | 00:01:55,120 | I might as well talk to a tin of spam. | I might as well talk to a tin of spam. |
28 | 00:01:56,960 | 00:01:59,429 | What time's your appointment with the dentist this morning? | What time's your appointment with the dentist this morning? |
29 | 00:01:59,520 | 00:02:00,954 | 11230. | 11230. |
30 | 00:02:01,040 | 00:02:02,713 | Thank God for that. | Thank God for that. |
31 | 00:02:03,400 | 00:02:06,916 | I've seen enough of those temporary crowns to last me a lifetime. | I've seen enough of those temporary crowns to last me a lifetime. |
32 | 00:02:08,360 | 00:02:11,398 | It's like being kissed good night by Bugs Bunny. | It's like being kissed good night by Bugs Bunny. |
33 | 00:02:12,960 | 00:02:16,271 | Oh, was there anything in the post, by the way, about that job? | Oh, was there anything in the post, by the way, about that job? |
34 | 00:02:16,360 | 00:02:17,634 | Just the phone bill. | Just the phone bill. |
35 | 00:02:17,720 | 00:02:21,076 | And a letter from Reader's Digest saying we've both become millionaires. | And a letter from Reader's Digest saying we've both become millionaires. |
36 | 00:02:22,480 | 00:02:24,710 | I don't suppose I'll get it anyway for one... | I don't suppose I'll get it anyway for one... |
37 | 00:02:24,800 | 00:02:26,359 | Oh, hang on. | Oh, hang on. |
38 | 00:02:26,440 | 00:02:30,070 | He's got one of those little trampoline things out now. | He's got one of those little trampoline things out now. |
39 | 00:02:30,440 | 00:02:34,559 | Surely he's going to put some underpants on before he starts bouncing. | Surely he's going to put some underpants on before he starts bouncing. |
40 | 00:02:34,640 | 00:02:36,199 | Oh, I don't... | Oh, I don't... |
41 | 00:02:36,560 | 00:02:38,471 | Look at that! | Look at that! |
42 | 00:02:41,680 | 00:02:45,435 | I don't think I can watch much more of this, I really don't. | I don't think I can watch much more of this, I really don't. |
43 | 00:02:57,680 | 00:02:59,751 | NICK: Good morning, Mrs Meldrew. | NICK: Good morning, Mrs Meldrew. |
44 | 00:03:00,200 | 00:03:02,953 | Not quite so breezy out here now, is it? | Not quite so breezy out here now, is it? |
45 | 00:03:07,080 | 00:03:08,639 | Morning, Mr Swainey. | Morning, Mr Swainey. |
46 | 00:03:10,920 | 00:03:13,833 | Your mother's still into her fly-fishing, then? | Your mother's still into her fly-fishing, then? |
47 | 00:03:13,920 | 00:03:16,833 | Yeah, it'll be another five-minute wonder, I expect. | Yeah, it'll be another five-minute wonder, I expect. |
48 | 00:03:16,920 | 00:03:18,957 | There's part of you wants to try and drum it into her | There's part of you wants to try and drum it into her |
49 | 00:03:19,040 | 00:03:21,316 | we don't live in that big house by the river anymore. | we don't live in that big house by the river anymore. |
50 | 00:03:21,400 | 00:03:23,277 | It was 10 years ago. | It was 10 years ago. |
51 | 00:03:23,360 | 00:03:25,795 | Still, if it gives her pleasure. | Still, if it gives her pleasure. |
52 | 00:03:25,880 | 00:03:29,271 | - It seems a shame to shatter her illusions. -That's right. | - It seems a shame to shatter her illusions. -That's right. |
53 | 00:03:29,360 | 00:03:31,192 | (BLOWING DUCK WHISTLE) | (BLOWING DUCK WHISTLE) |
54 | 00:03:31,880 | 00:03:33,917 | And it certainly doesn't make things easy. | And it certainly doesn't make things easy. |
55 | 00:03:34,000 | 00:03:37,072 | Of course, we've got the nurse now who pops around three times a week. | Of course, we've got the nurse now who pops around three times a week. |
56 | 00:03:37,160 | 00:03:39,993 | She's an absolute godsend, I must say. | She's an absolute godsend, I must say. |
57 | 00:03:45,600 | 00:03:49,070 | Oh, incidentally, there's something I've been meaning to ask you, Mrs Meldrew. | Oh, incidentally, there's something I've been meaning to ask you, Mrs Meldrew. |
58 | 00:03:49,160 | 00:03:52,710 | We are holding a sponsored silly walk for dialysis at the end of the week. | We are holding a sponsored silly walk for dialysis at the end of the week. |
59 | 00:03:52,800 | 00:03:56,031 | I couldn't get you to sign my form, for say, Sp a mile, | I couldn't get you to sign my form, for say, Sp a mile, |
60 | 00:03:56,120 | 00:03:57,838 | if it's not being too cheeky? | if it's not being too cheeky? |
61 | 00:03:57,920 | 00:03:59,638 | Of course, I'd be glad to. | Of course, I'd be glad to. |
62 | 00:03:59,720 | 00:04:02,314 | That's very kind of you. I'll pop it round... | That's very kind of you. I'll pop it round... |
63 | 00:04:03,200 | 00:04:04,952 | Good morning, Nick. How are you? | Good morning, Nick. How are you? |
64 | 00:04:05,040 | 00:04:08,158 | Hello, Tania. Very well indeed, thank you. | Hello, Tania. Very well indeed, thank you. |
65 | 00:04:08,240 | 00:04:11,119 | Good. That's the ticket, then, isn't it? | Good. That's the ticket, then, isn't it? |
66 | 00:04:14,520 | 00:04:15,919 | Right. | Right. |
67 | 00:04:16,520 | 00:04:19,638 | We'll sort the other out, then, later on. | We'll sort the other out, then, later on. |
68 | 00:04:20,560 | 00:04:21,789 | Yes. | Yes. |
69 | 00:04:22,680 | 00:04:24,830 | Yeah, yeah. Bye-bye, Mrs Meldrew. | Yeah, yeah. Bye-bye, Mrs Meldrew. |
70 | 00:04:25,920 | 00:04:27,479 | Bye, Mr Swainey. | Bye, Mr Swainey. |
71 | 00:04:53,320 | 00:04:55,072 | (VICTOR HOWLING) | (VICTOR HOWLING) |
72 | 00:04:59,480 | 00:05:03,110 | I don't think it's serious. He was only in there a couple of seconds. | I don't think it's serious. He was only in there a couple of seconds. |
73 | 00:05:03,440 | 00:05:06,159 | But if you could just give us your professional opinion. | But if you could just give us your professional opinion. |
74 | 00:05:10,560 | 00:05:15,760 | Victor, this is Tania, the nurse who looks after Mrs Swainey next door. | Victor, this is Tania, the nurse who looks after Mrs Swainey next door. |
75 | 00:05:15,840 | 00:05:17,592 | Good morning, Mr Meldrew. | Good morning, Mr Meldrew. |
76 | 00:05:17,680 | 00:05:18,909 | -How does it feel? -Oh. | -How does it feel? -Oh. |
77 | 00:05:19,000 | 00:05:21,276 | -Still burning like billy-o, I bet. -Yes. | -Still burning like billy-o, I bet. -Yes. |
78 | 00:05:21,360 | 00:05:25,240 | Now don't flinch, I'm just going to take a little look and then... Oh! | Now don't flinch, I'm just going to take a little look and then... Oh! |
79 | 00:05:25,320 | 00:05:26,833 | Oh, what is it? | Oh, what is it? |
80 | 00:05:27,880 | 00:05:30,520 | I didn't know you could buy these ready minted. | I didn't know you could buy these ready minted. |
81 | 00:05:30,600 | 00:05:32,352 | What a great idea! | What a great idea! |
82 | 00:05:32,440 | 00:05:34,431 | -Well, at Asda you can. -Really? | -Well, at Asda you can. -Really? |
83 | 00:05:34,520 | 00:05:38,479 | -And, I think, Tesco's do their version. -Well, I never. | -And, I think, Tesco's do their version. -Well, I never. |
84 | 00:05:38,560 | 00:05:42,758 | -But I've never seen them in Sainsbury's. -Yes! Yes! Excuse me! | -But I've never seen them in Sainsbury's. -Yes! Yes! Excuse me! |
85 | 00:05:42,840 | 00:05:46,959 | What about my back? Will I need a skin graft or what? | What about my back? Will I need a skin graft or what? |
86 | 00:05:47,680 | 00:05:49,876 | Nothing like that, Mr Meldrew. | Nothing like that, Mr Meldrew. |
87 | 00:05:49,960 | 00:05:52,600 | Your bottom half's a bit red, that's all. | Your bottom half's a bit red, that's all. |
88 | 00:05:52,680 | 00:05:55,752 | What I'll do is, I'll dab a little something on to stop the stinging | What I'll do is, I'll dab a little something on to stop the stinging |
89 | 00:05:55,840 | 00:05:58,036 | and you should be fine. | and you should be fine. |
90 | 00:06:01,800 | 00:06:04,269 | Oh. Ah. | Oh. Ah. |
91 | 00:06:04,720 | 00:06:05,755 | Right. | Right. |
92 | 00:06:05,840 | 00:06:09,595 | Well, I'll leave you and the singing detective here to it, then. | Well, I'll leave you and the singing detective here to it, then. |
93 | 00:06:13,200 | 00:06:14,759 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
94 | 00:06:15,720 | 00:06:16,835 | (VICTOR MOANING) | (VICTOR MOANING) |
95 | 00:06:16,920 | 00:06:18,399 | (PHONE RINGING) | (PHONE RINGING) |
96 | 00:06:23,000 | 00:06:24,320 | 4291. | 4291. |
97 | 00:06:25,000 | 00:06:26,195 | Oh, speaking. | Oh, speaking. |
98 | 00:06:27,040 | 00:06:28,030 | Oh. | Oh. |
99 | 00:06:28,640 | 00:06:29,630 | Right. | Right. |
100 | 00:06:30,000 | 00:06:30,990 | Yes. | Yes. |
101 | 00:06:31,560 | 00:06:32,630 | Oh, right. | Oh, right. |
102 | 00:06:32,720 | 00:06:35,712 | Thank you for letting me know. Bye. | Thank you for letting me know. Bye. |
103 | 00:06:36,840 | 00:06:38,194 | Bad news? | Bad news? |
104 | 00:06:38,280 | 00:06:41,875 | Oh, just a job I went up for last week, driving a baker's van. | Oh, just a job I went up for last week, driving a baker's van. |
105 | 00:06:41,960 | 00:06:44,952 | Had about as much chance as becoming chief rabbi. | Had about as much chance as becoming chief rabbi. |
106 | 00:06:46,040 | 00:06:47,030 | Ah! | Ah! |
107 | 00:06:53,800 | 00:06:56,758 | Mrs Meldrew, I brought that form for you to fill in for Friday, | Mrs Meldrew, I brought that form for you to fill in for Friday, |
108 | 00:06:56,840 | 00:06:59,832 | -if you're still interested. -Oh, yes, of course. | -if you're still interested. -Oh, yes, of course. |
109 | 00:06:59,920 | 00:07:01,718 | Right. Where are we? | Right. Where are we? |
110 | 00:07:02,640 | 00:07:04,950 | How is Mr Meldrew up there? Still suffering? | How is Mr Meldrew up there? Still suffering? |
111 | 00:07:05,040 | 00:07:07,554 | Not as much as I would've liked. No, but... | Not as much as I would've liked. No, but... |
112 | 00:07:08,600 | 00:07:11,638 | Well, let's be reckless and say 20p. | Well, let's be reckless and say 20p. |
113 | 00:07:11,720 | 00:07:14,155 | Oh, thank you very much indeed. | Oh, thank you very much indeed. |
114 | 00:07:14,800 | 00:07:17,360 | Fine, that's me off now then, I think. | Fine, that's me off now then, I think. |
115 | 00:07:19,320 | 00:07:21,118 | Perhaps get a bite to eat somewhere. | Perhaps get a bite to eat somewhere. |
116 | 00:07:21,200 | 00:07:25,114 | Oh, right. Actually, I was thinking of popping out for some lunch myself, | Oh, right. Actually, I was thinking of popping out for some lunch myself, |
117 | 00:07:25,200 | 00:07:26,998 | -in a minute or two. -Really? | -in a minute or two. -Really? |
118 | 00:07:27,080 | 00:07:29,230 | Yeah. Um... | Yeah. Um... |
119 | 00:07:30,240 | 00:07:31,230 | well... | well... |
120 | 00:07:33,640 | 00:07:34,869 | Fine. | Fine. |
121 | 00:07:34,960 | 00:07:37,952 | Well, uh, hope you find somewhere nice. | Well, uh, hope you find somewhere nice. |
122 | 00:07:38,040 | 00:07:40,111 | -Yes. You, too. -Yes. | -Yes. You, too. -Yes. |
123 | 00:07:40,800 | 00:07:44,395 | And I'll see you Wednesday, I expect. | And I'll see you Wednesday, I expect. |
124 | 00:07:45,080 | 00:07:47,833 | -Bye, Mrs Meldrew. -Oh, bye, Tania. Thanks very much. | -Bye, Mrs Meldrew. -Oh, bye, Tania. Thanks very much. |
125 | 00:07:47,920 | 00:07:49,911 | -Pleasure. Bye-bye. -Bye, Tania. | -Pleasure. Bye-bye. -Bye, Tania. |
126 | 00:07:53,600 | 00:07:54,795 | (DOOR CLOSING) | (DOOR CLOSING) |
127 | 00:07:55,960 | 00:07:58,156 | Mr Swainey! | Mr Swainey! |
128 | 00:07:58,920 | 00:08:00,035 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
129 | 00:08:00,120 | 00:08:01,793 | Are you blind? | Are you blind? |
130 | 00:08:02,120 | 00:08:04,714 | She was dying for you to ask her out. | She was dying for you to ask her out. |
131 | 00:08:05,280 | 00:08:06,634 | When? | When? |
132 | 00:08:07,920 | 00:08:10,833 | Oh, no. I'm afraid I'm not in her league, someone like that... | Oh, no. I'm afraid I'm not in her league, someone like that... |
133 | 00:08:10,920 | 00:08:13,150 | Don't be utterly ridiculous. | Don't be utterly ridiculous. |
134 | 00:08:13,840 | 00:08:17,435 | She was just desperate for you to make the first move, that's all. | She was just desperate for you to make the first move, that's all. |
135 | 00:08:18,240 | 00:08:21,392 | Well, I'd love to believe that, Mrs Meldrew, | Well, I'd love to believe that, Mrs Meldrew, |
136 | 00:08:21,480 | 00:08:23,756 | but life's never that wonderful, is it? | but life's never that wonderful, is it? |
137 | 00:08:24,240 | 00:08:26,356 | Anyway, thanks for the sponsorship and everything. | Anyway, thanks for the sponsorship and everything. |
138 | 00:08:26,440 | 00:08:30,195 | I'll let you know how we get on and got to rush now. Bye. | I'll let you know how we get on and got to rush now. Bye. |
139 | 00:08:43,560 | 00:08:46,598 | Well, you were a long while. How are they looking? | Well, you were a long while. How are they looking? |
140 | 00:08:46,680 | 00:08:47,875 | Very good. | Very good. |
141 | 00:08:48,720 | 00:08:50,950 | Except for the X-ray of this dodgy one, down at the bottom. | Except for the X-ray of this dodgy one, down at the bottom. |
142 | 00:08:51,040 | 00:08:53,839 | I've got to go back on Friday now, for an extraction. | I've got to go back on Friday now, for an extraction. |
143 | 00:08:54,960 | 00:08:57,952 | Here, I got most of the things in the shopping list. | Here, I got most of the things in the shopping list. |
144 | 00:08:58,640 | 00:09:01,632 | It took me ages to find this bloody Polish sherry. | It took me ages to find this bloody Polish sherry. |
145 | 00:09:01,720 | 00:09:03,677 | I had to go to 10 different shops. | I had to go to 10 different shops. |
146 | 00:09:03,760 | 00:09:05,034 | (PHONE RINGING) | (PHONE RINGING) |
147 | 00:09:09,240 | 00:09:10,719 | Polish sherry? | Polish sherry? |
148 | 00:09:24,320 | 00:09:27,790 | Cor. Poland can bloody well keep it. | Cor. Poland can bloody well keep it. |
149 | 00:09:31,240 | 00:09:34,073 | Oh, and he's forgotten to get my polish. | Oh, and he's forgotten to get my polish. |
150 | 00:09:34,160 | 00:09:36,629 | And I wrote it down plainly in a... | And I wrote it down plainly in a... |
151 | 00:09:41,040 | 00:09:43,350 | That was an interesting one. | That was an interesting one. |
152 | 00:09:43,440 | 00:09:46,592 | A call from a chap who had heard I was looking for some work as a driver. | A call from a chap who had heard I was looking for some work as a driver. |
153 | 00:09:46,680 | 00:09:48,193 | Lewis Atterbury. | Lewis Atterbury. |
154 | 00:09:48,280 | 00:09:52,035 | Lives in one of those new houses out near Coblesham by that big military base. | Lives in one of those new houses out near Coblesham by that big military base. |
155 | 00:09:52,120 | 00:09:54,680 | He said if I wanted to pop round this afternoon, | He said if I wanted to pop round this afternoon, |
156 | 00:09:54,760 | 00:09:57,229 | he might be able to put some work my way. | he might be able to put some work my way. |
157 | 00:09:57,320 | 00:10:00,995 | So that sounds quite hopeful, doesn't it? | So that sounds quite hopeful, doesn't it? |
158 | 00:10:01,680 | 00:10:02,670 | What? | What? |
159 | 00:10:04,320 | 00:10:05,310 | What? | What? |
160 | 00:10:08,120 | 00:10:09,519 | Polish sherry! | Polish sherry! |
161 | 00:10:18,560 | 00:10:19,550 | What? | What? |
162 | 00:10:22,680 | 00:10:25,832 | Well, it'll mainly be a case of running me into the office, | Well, it'll mainly be a case of running me into the office, |
163 | 00:10:25,920 | 00:10:28,230 | one or two meetings out of town occasionally. | one or two meetings out of town occasionally. |
164 | 00:10:28,320 | 00:10:32,314 | Plus any other errands, of course, which crop up as and when. | Plus any other errands, of course, which crop up as and when. |
165 | 00:10:32,720 | 00:10:34,597 | How is it feeling, by the way? | How is it feeling, by the way? |
166 | 00:10:35,320 | 00:10:38,711 | -Good fit, surprisingly. -Yes, it's very comfortable. | -Good fit, surprisingly. -Yes, it's very comfortable. |
167 | 00:10:38,800 | 00:10:40,518 | Thank you, Mr Atterbury. | Thank you, Mr Atterbury. |
168 | 00:10:42,040 | 00:10:44,873 | Call me Lewis, I can't abide formalities. | Call me Lewis, I can't abide formalities. |
169 | 00:10:45,320 | 00:10:49,871 | Now, time, I think, to introduce you to my three children. | Now, time, I think, to introduce you to my three children. |
170 | 00:10:51,360 | 00:10:52,919 | VICTOR: Oh, right. | VICTOR: Oh, right. |
171 | 00:10:53,880 | 00:10:55,075 | Very nice. | Very nice. |
172 | 00:10:55,920 | 00:11:00,915 | "Very" and "nice", Victor, are not words we use to describe these three pieces of machinery. | "Very" and "nice", Victor, are not words we use to describe these three pieces of machinery. |
173 | 00:11:01,000 | 00:11:05,039 | They are the Holy Trinity of internal combustion. | They are the Holy Trinity of internal combustion. |
174 | 00:11:05,480 | 00:11:08,552 | As you'll discover when you get behind the wheel. | As you'll discover when you get behind the wheel. |
175 | 00:11:13,280 | 00:11:14,953 | Sorry about the mess. | Sorry about the mess. |
176 | 00:11:15,040 | 00:11:19,034 | Girlfriend and I were at a rather wild party in Oxfordshire on Sunday night. | Girlfriend and I were at a rather wild party in Oxfordshire on Sunday night. |
177 | 00:11:19,600 | 00:11:21,273 | Oh, right. | Oh, right. |
178 | 00:11:23,680 | 00:11:25,193 | So I see. | So I see. |
179 | 00:11:27,240 | 00:11:29,629 | (NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO GO PLAYING) | (NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO GO PLAYING) |
180 | 00:12:42,600 | 00:12:44,637 | (INAUDIBLE) | (INAUDIBLE) |
181 | 00:13:10,400 | 00:13:12,118 | (CAR ALARM BLARING) | (CAR ALARM BLARING) |
182 | 00:13:20,360 | 00:13:22,476 | Bloody rugby players. | Bloody rugby players. |
183 | 00:13:23,280 | 00:13:27,194 | You are lucky you still got a job at all, the way you carry on. | You are lucky you still got a job at all, the way you carry on. |
184 | 00:13:27,320 | 00:13:30,358 | Picking fights with every single person you meet. | Picking fights with every single person you meet. |
185 | 00:13:30,440 | 00:13:32,909 | I do not pick fights with every person I meet. | I do not pick fights with every person I meet. |
186 | 00:13:33,000 | 00:13:37,836 | No! That's why that man in the pub snapped off both your front teeth the other week. | No! That's why that man in the pub snapped off both your front teeth the other week. |
187 | 00:13:39,000 | 00:13:41,469 | Like a protective tab on a video cassette. | Like a protective tab on a video cassette. |
188 | 00:13:41,760 | 00:13:44,718 | All over a packet of cheese and onion crisps. | All over a packet of cheese and onion crisps. |
189 | 00:13:48,000 | 00:13:51,595 | I'll either have to get a bigger hat or have my head taken in. | I'll either have to get a bigger hat or have my head taken in. |
190 | 00:13:53,040 | 00:13:55,395 | Oh, 12:30, I'll have to move. | Oh, 12:30, I'll have to move. |
191 | 00:13:55,480 | 00:13:57,551 | I've got to be at the airport at 4:00. | I've got to be at the airport at 4:00. |
192 | 00:13:57,640 | 00:13:59,392 | Oh, where's he going today? | Oh, where's he going today? |
193 | 00:13:59,480 | 00:14:02,313 | Nowhere. His parents are coming down from Scotland for the weekend | Nowhere. His parents are coming down from Scotland for the weekend |
194 | 00:14:02,400 | 00:14:04,437 | so he wants me to pick them up. | so he wants me to pick them up. |
195 | 00:14:04,520 | 00:14:07,080 | You haven't forgotten we're going to Ronnie and Mildred's tonight? | You haven't forgotten we're going to Ronnie and Mildred's tonight? |
196 | 00:14:07,160 | 00:14:09,754 | I try to forget we're going to Ronnie and Mildred's tonight, | I try to forget we're going to Ronnie and Mildred's tonight, |
197 | 00:14:09,840 | 00:14:13,629 | like you try to forget you're going to die, but it doesn't work. | like you try to forget you're going to die, but it doesn't work. |
198 | 00:14:14,240 | 00:14:18,552 | I wonder what hideous novelties they have brought back from their holidays this year. | I wonder what hideous novelties they have brought back from their holidays this year. |
199 | 00:14:18,640 | 00:14:22,713 | Another souvenir photograph printed on the back of a lavatory seat? | Another souvenir photograph printed on the back of a lavatory seat? |
200 | 00:14:22,800 | 00:14:24,950 | I can't believe that pair sometimes. | I can't believe that pair sometimes. |
201 | 00:14:25,040 | 00:14:28,954 | She rang me up earlier, in a bit of a state, because the builders still haven't finished. | She rang me up earlier, in a bit of a state, because the builders still haven't finished. |
202 | 00:14:29,040 | 00:14:32,476 | You know they're having all that foundation work done on their extension. | You know they're having all that foundation work done on their extension. |
203 | 00:14:32,560 | 00:14:36,076 | And I was silly enough to let slip that I wasn't doing anything this afternoon, | And I was silly enough to let slip that I wasn't doing anything this afternoon, |
204 | 00:14:36,160 | 00:14:39,949 | so she's invited me over beforehand to give her a hand with the food. | so she's invited me over beforehand to give her a hand with the food. |
205 | 00:14:40,400 | 00:14:44,359 | Good. You can make sure the chicken soup doesn't have feathers in it this time. | Good. You can make sure the chicken soup doesn't have feathers in it this time. |
206 | 00:14:44,440 | 00:14:47,558 | -I'll see you there at 7:00, right? -Yes, bye! | -I'll see you there at 7:00, right? -Yes, bye! |
207 | 00:14:52,680 | 00:14:53,875 | Right. | Right. |
208 | 00:14:55,400 | 00:14:56,959 | (KNOCKING AT DOOR) | (KNOCKING AT DOOR) |
209 | 00:14:57,040 | 00:14:58,678 | -Anyone in? -Hello. | -Anyone in? -Hello. |
210 | 00:14:58,760 | 00:15:01,434 | I can't stop long, I've got to bury Auntie Sis at half past. | I can't stop long, I've got to bury Auntie Sis at half past. |
211 | 00:15:01,520 | 00:15:03,238 | -Oh, no. -But I just wanted to say... | -Oh, no. -But I just wanted to say... |
212 | 00:15:03,320 | 00:15:06,472 | -That was sudden. when did she die? -Oh, Saturday afternoon. | -That was sudden. when did she die? -Oh, Saturday afternoon. |
213 | 00:15:06,560 | 00:15:10,110 | Yeah, she was attacked by an albatross in a hot air balloon. | Yeah, she was attacked by an albatross in a hot air balloon. |
214 | 00:15:10,200 | 00:15:13,033 | All a bit nasty, I'm afraid, she fell out of the basket | All a bit nasty, I'm afraid, she fell out of the basket |
215 | 00:15:13,120 | 00:15:17,000 | and landed on a tennis court in Droitwich, right in the middle of a tie-break. | and landed on a tennis court in Droitwich, right in the middle of a tie-break. |
216 | 00:15:17,080 | 00:15:19,879 | -Oh, good God! -Yeah, play had to be suspended | -Oh, good God! -Yeah, play had to be suspended |
217 | 00:15:19,960 | 00:15:22,349 | for half an hour while they disentangled her from the net. | for half an hour while they disentangled her from the net. |
218 | 00:15:22,440 | 00:15:26,354 | So, a bit of an undignified exit really for the poor old soul, but... | So, a bit of an undignified exit really for the poor old soul, but... |
219 | 00:15:26,440 | 00:15:28,829 | No, actually, I wanted to thank you for the other day. | No, actually, I wanted to thank you for the other day. |
220 | 00:15:28,920 | 00:15:31,434 | You know what you said about Tania and everything. | You know what you said about Tania and everything. |
221 | 00:15:31,520 | 00:15:34,911 | Only, I gave her a ring last night and asked if she would like to join us on Friday | Only, I gave her a ring last night and asked if she would like to join us on Friday |
222 | 00:15:35,000 | 00:15:36,434 | for the sponsored silly walk. | for the sponsored silly walk. |
223 | 00:15:36,520 | 00:15:39,876 | And I couldn't believe it, she said yes, she'd loved to. | And I couldn't believe it, she said yes, she'd loved to. |
224 | 00:15:39,960 | 00:15:44,113 | I mean, yeah, I know it doesn't mean anything in itself but, well, anyway, | I mean, yeah, I know it doesn't mean anything in itself but, well, anyway, |
225 | 00:15:44,200 | 00:15:45,952 | I just wanted you to know. | I just wanted you to know. |
226 | 00:15:46,040 | 00:15:48,236 | What did I tell you? Now this could be your big chance, | What did I tell you? Now this could be your big chance, |
227 | 00:15:48,320 | 00:15:50,630 | -make sure you don't blow it. -Yeah. | -make sure you don't blow it. -Yeah. |
228 | 00:15:50,720 | 00:15:54,600 | Well, I'll keep you posted anyway, and thanks. | Well, I'll keep you posted anyway, and thanks. |
229 | 00:16:06,360 | 00:16:07,509 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
230 | 00:16:07,600 | 00:16:10,114 | This Polish sherry is rather delicious. | This Polish sherry is rather delicious. |
231 | 00:16:13,320 | 00:16:15,960 | -Mildred. -Oh, thank you. | -Mildred. -Oh, thank you. |
232 | 00:16:19,000 | 00:16:23,631 | Hmm, yes. Where did you get it, Margaret? we'll have to stock up. | Hmm, yes. Where did you get it, Margaret? we'll have to stock up. |
233 | 00:16:24,560 | 00:16:27,996 | I'm not sure. You better ask Victor when he gets here. | I'm not sure. You better ask Victor when he gets here. |
234 | 00:16:28,080 | 00:16:31,357 | These are just slops, aren't they? I'll put them in your bin. | These are just slops, aren't they? I'll put them in your bin. |
235 | 00:16:31,440 | 00:16:32,430 | Oh! | Oh! |
236 | 00:16:33,520 | 00:16:36,399 | Don't try and go in there, Margaret. You'll break your neck. | Don't try and go in there, Margaret. You'll break your neck. |
237 | 00:16:36,480 | 00:16:38,790 | She'll break her neck, Mildred. | She'll break her neck, Mildred. |
238 | 00:16:38,880 | 00:16:40,871 | It's a 10-foot drop. | It's a 10-foot drop. |
239 | 00:16:41,520 | 00:16:46,276 | Two months now they've been digging. I think we were better off with the subsidence. | Two months now they've been digging. I think we were better off with the subsidence. |
240 | 00:16:48,000 | 00:16:50,753 | Perhaps I'll just put them down the loo. | Perhaps I'll just put them down the loo. |
241 | 00:16:50,880 | 00:16:53,394 | What time are we expecting your hubby, Margaret? | What time are we expecting your hubby, Margaret? |
242 | 00:16:53,480 | 00:16:56,040 | Oh, I said about 7:00, all being well. | Oh, I said about 7:00, all being well. |
243 | 00:16:56,120 | 00:16:58,873 | He's got to collect some people from the airport. | He's got to collect some people from the airport. |
244 | 00:16:59,120 | 00:17:02,476 | MILDRED: Oh, I hope he doesn't hurry here and have an accident. | MILDRED: Oh, I hope he doesn't hurry here and have an accident. |
245 | 00:17:04,480 | 00:17:08,394 | I don't imagine he'll be hurrying. | I don't imagine he'll be hurrying. |
246 | 00:17:09,200 | 00:17:10,395 | No. | No. |
247 | 00:17:14,720 | 00:17:18,236 | So, you come and stay with your son very often, then? | So, you come and stay with your son very often, then? |
248 | 00:17:18,320 | 00:17:21,551 | Three or four times a year, I suppose, on average. | Three or four times a year, I suppose, on average. |
249 | 00:17:21,640 | 00:17:25,156 | The traffic on that ring road never seems to get any better. | The traffic on that ring road never seems to get any better. |
250 | 00:17:25,240 | 00:17:28,153 | I'm just wondering if we shouldn't just drop these two off | I'm just wondering if we shouldn't just drop these two off |
251 | 00:17:28,240 | 00:17:29,958 | and then go straight to the restaurant. | and then go straight to the restaurant. |
252 | 00:17:30,040 | 00:17:31,155 | MAN: I tend to agree. | MAN: I tend to agree. |
253 | 00:17:31,240 | 00:17:34,392 | Do you know the big hotel near here called Abbey Grange? | Do you know the big hotel near here called Abbey Grange? |
254 | 00:17:34,480 | 00:17:36,118 | -Oh, yes. -I don't want to risk losing | -Oh, yes. -I don't want to risk losing |
255 | 00:17:36,200 | 00:17:37,918 | that table tonight of all nights. | that table tonight of all nights. |
256 | 00:17:38,000 | 00:17:41,118 | -A special occasion, is it, or... -Our anniversary, actually. | -A special occasion, is it, or... -Our anniversary, actually. |
257 | 00:17:41,200 | 00:17:43,077 | Oh, congratulations. | Oh, congratulations. |
258 | 00:17:43,160 | 00:17:46,915 | I had hoped we might persuade Lewis to join us for once. | I had hoped we might persuade Lewis to join us for once. |
259 | 00:17:47,000 | 00:17:50,277 | -I don't think so. -No, you're right. | -I don't think so. -No, you're right. |
260 | 00:17:50,800 | 00:17:53,110 | It looks as if he's already out. | It looks as if he's already out. |
261 | 00:17:53,200 | 00:17:55,669 | Sowing his oats again, as usual. | Sowing his oats again, as usual. |
262 | 00:17:56,560 | 00:17:58,471 | Shh! They're here. | Shh! They're here. |
263 | 00:17:58,560 | 00:18:02,030 | Come, everybody. In the conservatory, come on. | Come, everybody. In the conservatory, come on. |
264 | 00:18:02,120 | 00:18:05,590 | Come on. Quick. Quick, quick, quick. | Come on. Quick. Quick, quick, quick. |
265 | 00:18:05,680 | 00:18:08,069 | Through the hall. Come on. Hurry. | Through the hall. Come on. Hurry. |
266 | 00:18:08,600 | 00:18:11,353 | Find your way through. Everybody in front, go on. | Find your way through. Everybody in front, go on. |
267 | 00:18:11,440 | 00:18:14,239 | Go on, you're not here to enjoy yourself. Quick. | Go on, you're not here to enjoy yourself. Quick. |
268 | 00:18:17,480 | 00:18:22,270 | Now I want total silence from everybody. I don't want to hear a word out of any of you! | Now I want total silence from everybody. I don't want to hear a word out of any of you! |
269 | 00:18:42,560 | 00:18:44,039 | (MEOWING) | (MEOWING) |
270 | 00:18:48,280 | 00:18:51,910 | No, no, no. No, you don't. | No, no, no. No, you don't. |
271 | 00:19:01,040 | 00:19:03,111 | Just you behave yourselves. | Just you behave yourselves. |
272 | 00:19:11,920 | 00:19:13,354 | LEWIS: Hello? | LEWIS: Hello? |
273 | 00:19:14,920 | 00:19:15,910 | Hello? | Hello? |
274 | 00:19:22,200 | 00:19:23,634 | (HONKING) | (HONKING) |
275 | 00:19:35,400 | 00:19:39,439 | Thank you very much. Leaving me to man the fort all this time. | Thank you very much. Leaving me to man the fort all this time. |
276 | 00:19:39,520 | 00:19:42,797 | I'm sorry. They asked me to take them on to this restaurant | I'm sorry. They asked me to take them on to this restaurant |
277 | 00:19:42,880 | 00:19:46,111 | and I've got to go back and collect them at around 12:00. | and I've got to go back and collect them at around 12:00. |
278 | 00:19:46,640 | 00:19:49,792 | So, I don't fancy leaving this out in the open, | So, I don't fancy leaving this out in the open, |
279 | 00:19:49,880 | 00:19:52,269 | after what happened to the last one. | after what happened to the last one. |
280 | 00:19:54,440 | 00:19:56,272 | Everything all right out there? | Everything all right out there? |
281 | 00:19:56,360 | 00:19:59,716 | He's just going to put Mr Atterbury's car in your garage for a few hours, | He's just going to put Mr Atterbury's car in your garage for a few hours, |
282 | 00:19:59,800 | 00:20:01,279 | if that's all right... | if that's all right... |
283 | 00:20:02,320 | 00:20:04,675 | Victor! No! No! | Victor! No! No! |
284 | 00:20:05,760 | 00:20:08,070 | It hasn't got a floor! | It hasn't got a floor! |
285 | 00:20:08,160 | 00:20:09,833 | (CRASHING) | (CRASHING) |
286 | 00:20:15,960 | 00:20:19,794 | VICTOR: I don't believe it! | VICTOR: I don't believe it! |
287 | 00:20:34,920 | 00:20:36,638 | I wouldn't worry about it, Victor. | I wouldn't worry about it, Victor. |
288 | 00:20:36,720 | 00:20:39,997 | Our son is a very tolerant and understanding person. | Our son is a very tolerant and understanding person. |
289 | 00:20:41,040 | 00:20:42,951 | (BOTH LAUGHING) | (BOTH LAUGHING) |
290 | 00:20:44,280 | 00:20:47,238 | Just pray he's gone to bed early. | Just pray he's gone to bed early. |
291 | 00:20:47,680 | 00:20:49,717 | Yes. | Yes. |
292 | 00:20:51,680 | 00:20:53,318 | (PEOPLE SHOUTING) | (PEOPLE SHOUTING) |
293 | 00:20:55,800 | 00:20:57,871 | On the other hand... | On the other hand... |
294 | 00:21:01,120 | 00:21:03,509 | But still, look at it on the bright side. | But still, look at it on the bright side. |
295 | 00:21:03,600 | 00:21:06,752 | The breakdown people managed to haul it out without making | The breakdown people managed to haul it out without making |
296 | 00:21:06,840 | 00:21:09,673 | hardly any scratch on the front, so... | hardly any scratch on the front, so... |
297 | 00:21:15,200 | 00:21:18,352 | Just excuse me a moment, would you, please? | Just excuse me a moment, would you, please? |
298 | 00:21:32,280 | 00:21:33,998 | Darling! | Darling! |
299 | 00:21:35,960 | 00:21:37,951 | Put that down. | Put that down. |
300 | 00:21:39,920 | 00:21:46,110 | Oh, come on. Look, it's very late and we're all very tired, | Oh, come on. Look, it's very late and we're all very tired, |
301 | 00:21:47,000 | 00:21:49,469 | so don't do anything silly, all right? | so don't do anything silly, all right? |
302 | 00:21:49,560 | 00:21:51,756 | When you told me this man wanted a job, | When you told me this man wanted a job, |
303 | 00:21:51,840 | 00:21:54,639 | you didn't tell me he was a demolition expert. | you didn't tell me he was a demolition expert. |
304 | 00:21:55,520 | 00:21:58,399 | Why don't you just go up to bed and have a good night's sleep? | Why don't you just go up to bed and have a good night's sleep? |
305 | 00:21:58,480 | 00:22:01,074 | We'll talk to the insurance people in the morning. | We'll talk to the insurance people in the morning. |
306 | 00:22:09,920 | 00:22:14,676 | Thank you. I didn't realise, actually, it was you that had... | Thank you. I didn't realise, actually, it was you that had... |
307 | 00:22:15,040 | 00:22:16,155 | Yes. | Yes. |
308 | 00:22:16,640 | 00:22:18,631 | Not to worry, Mr Meldrew. | Not to worry, Mr Meldrew. |
309 | 00:22:18,880 | 00:22:20,712 | I mean, all is not lost. | I mean, all is not lost. |
310 | 00:22:21,600 | 00:22:23,477 | We've still got the Jag left. | We've still got the Jag left. |
311 | 00:22:30,440 | 00:22:34,832 | Yes, I've just dropped him off at the bank and now I'm on my way to the dentist. | Yes, I've just dropped him off at the bank and now I'm on my way to the dentist. |
312 | 00:22:34,920 | 00:22:37,230 | So, it's all working out quite well... | So, it's all working out quite well... |
313 | 00:22:37,440 | 00:22:38,919 | Sorry, what? | Sorry, what? |
314 | 00:22:39,000 | 00:22:41,469 | No, not at all. He seems fine. | No, not at all. He seems fine. |
315 | 00:22:42,200 | 00:22:43,793 | Surprisingly. | Surprisingly. |
316 | 00:22:44,560 | 00:22:48,315 | I don't know what she said to him last night, or did. | I don't know what she said to him last night, or did. |
317 | 00:22:49,720 | 00:22:53,076 | No sign of any footprints on the windscreen this morning at any rate. | No sign of any footprints on the windscreen this morning at any rate. |
318 | 00:22:54,680 | 00:22:56,034 | Right, yes. | Right, yes. |
319 | 00:22:57,120 | 00:22:59,680 | Well, good luck with your appointment. | Well, good luck with your appointment. |
320 | 00:22:59,760 | 00:23:00,750 | Yes. | Yes. |
321 | 00:23:01,320 | 00:23:03,550 | And I'll see you later. Bye. | And I'll see you later. Bye. |
322 | 00:23:18,840 | 00:23:21,229 | Afternoon, Mrs Meldrew. Are you well? | Afternoon, Mrs Meldrew. Are you well? |
323 | 00:23:22,040 | 00:23:24,156 | Yes, thank you, Mr Swainey. | Yes, thank you, Mr Swainey. |
324 | 00:23:24,240 | 00:23:26,754 | Are you all ready for the off, then? | Are you all ready for the off, then? |
325 | 00:23:26,840 | 00:23:30,674 | Yes, yes. A 330 start outside St Luke's, just around the corner. | Yes, yes. A 330 start outside St Luke's, just around the corner. |
326 | 00:23:30,760 | 00:23:33,195 | Tania said she'd meet me there so I'd... | Tania said she'd meet me there so I'd... |
327 | 00:23:33,280 | 00:23:34,998 | About Tania... | About Tania... |
328 | 00:23:35,080 | 00:23:36,878 | And I've got everything planned for this evening. | And I've got everything planned for this evening. |
329 | 00:23:36,960 | 00:23:40,078 | I managed to get two tickets for that new Eddie Murphy film. | I managed to get two tickets for that new Eddie Murphy film. |
330 | 00:23:40,160 | 00:23:41,992 | And afterwards, I thought she might like to go | And afterwards, I thought she might like to go |
331 | 00:23:42,080 | 00:23:44,674 | to this nice little Italian restaurant, which is right next to... | to this nice little Italian restaurant, which is right next to... |
332 | 00:23:44,760 | 00:23:46,990 | Yes, Mr Swainey, | Yes, Mr Swainey, |
333 | 00:23:47,080 | 00:23:51,790 | I'm afraid Victor and I ran into Tania, | I'm afraid Victor and I ran into Tania, |
334 | 00:23:53,000 | 00:23:54,638 | last night actually. | last night actually. |
335 | 00:23:55,960 | 00:23:59,715 | It was at this big party at someone's house | It was at this big party at someone's house |
336 | 00:24:00,800 | 00:24:03,519 | and she was there with... | and she was there with... |
337 | 00:24:04,000 | 00:24:05,479 | Yes. Right. | Yes. Right. |
338 | 00:24:06,360 | 00:24:07,350 | I see. | I see. |
339 | 00:24:08,360 | 00:24:10,590 | Thank you, Mrs Meldrew, I understand. | Thank you, Mrs Meldrew, I understand. |
340 | 00:24:10,680 | 00:24:13,240 | I'm sorry, Mr Swainey, I didn't... | I'm sorry, Mr Swainey, I didn't... |
341 | 00:24:13,560 | 00:24:15,198 | No, no, no, it's... | No, no, no, it's... |
342 | 00:24:16,520 | 00:24:18,591 | Well, thanks for all your help anyway. | Well, thanks for all your help anyway. |
343 | 00:24:20,240 | 00:24:21,799 | I feel so awful. | I feel so awful. |
344 | 00:24:22,920 | 00:24:24,718 | Especially after we... | Especially after we... |
345 | 00:24:25,920 | 00:24:27,274 | I mean... | I mean... |
346 | 00:24:28,280 | 00:24:29,714 | You were right. | You were right. |
347 | 00:24:29,800 | 00:24:30,790 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
348 | 00:24:31,520 | 00:24:33,193 | Well, I'll see you later. | Well, I'll see you later. |
349 | 00:24:41,880 | 00:24:44,190 | Life's never that wonderful. | Life's never that wonderful. |
350 | 00:24:50,560 | 00:24:53,473 | Karen, could you just give me a quick hand with this thing, please? | Karen, could you just give me a quick hand with this thing, please? |
351 | 00:24:53,560 | 00:24:54,550 | Okay. | Okay. |
352 | 00:25:11,560 | 00:25:14,837 | Sorry about that, Mr Meldrew, our equipment's all blowing up this morning. | Sorry about that, Mr Meldrew, our equipment's all blowing up this morning. |
353 | 00:25:14,920 | 00:25:17,594 | You can close it now, you're all done with. | You can close it now, you're all done with. |
354 | 00:25:17,920 | 00:25:21,197 | I should keep the cotton wool plug in there for about half an hour. | I should keep the cotton wool plug in there for about half an hour. |
355 | 00:25:21,280 | 00:25:24,318 | Any minor pain once the numbing wears off, just take a couple of aspirin. | Any minor pain once the numbing wears off, just take a couple of aspirin. |
356 | 00:25:24,400 | 00:25:25,390 | Mmm-hmm. | Mmm-hmm. |
357 | 00:25:28,640 | 00:25:29,630 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
358 | 00:25:31,040 | 00:25:34,476 | No, no, the car appears to be still in one piece, | No, no, the car appears to be still in one piece, |
359 | 00:25:34,560 | 00:25:36,392 | for the moment but... | for the moment but... |
360 | 00:25:37,000 | 00:25:38,877 | Yeah, okay, I will. Bye. | Yeah, okay, I will. Bye. |
361 | 00:25:41,400 | 00:25:43,232 | How is the tooth feeling by the way? | How is the tooth feeling by the way? |
362 | 00:25:43,320 | 00:25:46,153 | Oh, my jaw seems to be throbbing quite a lot for some reason. | Oh, my jaw seems to be throbbing quite a lot for some reason. |
363 | 00:25:46,240 | 00:25:48,072 | Don't take your eyes off the road. | Don't take your eyes off the road. |
364 | 00:25:48,160 | 00:25:50,151 | No, sorry, I was just... | No, sorry, I was just... |
365 | 00:25:50,240 | 00:25:54,199 | Perhaps if I can get rid of this thing now, I might... | Perhaps if I can get rid of this thing now, I might... |
366 | 00:25:57,040 | 00:25:58,189 | Ah! | Ah! |
367 | 00:25:58,280 | 00:26:00,715 | Oh, my God Almighty! | Oh, my God Almighty! |
368 | 00:26:00,920 | 00:26:03,150 | What's it doing? What was that? | What's it doing? What was that? |
369 | 00:26:03,240 | 00:26:04,560 | (VICTOR HOWLING) | (VICTOR HOWLING) |
370 | 00:26:08,640 | 00:26:10,039 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
371 | 00:26:13,320 | 00:26:14,719 | What is that thing? | What is that thing? |
372 | 00:26:14,800 | 00:26:15,835 | (STUTTERING) | (STUTTERING) |
373 | 00:26:15,920 | 00:26:18,594 | A bee in the car, Mr Lewis! | A bee in the car, Mr Lewis! |
374 | 00:26:21,920 | 00:26:24,833 | Never mind the bee, watch where you're going! | Never mind the bee, watch where you're going! |
375 | 00:26:26,520 | 00:26:30,115 | Oh, God! Put... For God's sake, put your foot on the brake. | Oh, God! Put... For God's sake, put your foot on the brake. |
376 | 00:26:55,600 | 00:26:56,954 | Sorry about that. | Sorry about that. |
377 | 00:27:07,320 | 00:27:10,073 | I think this time we've been lucky, actually. | I think this time we've been lucky, actually. |
378 | 00:27:10,440 | 00:27:12,954 | I can't see any damage. Can you? | I can't see any damage. Can you? |
379 | 00:27:13,280 | 00:27:14,759 | (ENGINE HUMMING) | (ENGINE HUMMING) |
380 | 00:27:59,520 | 00:28:02,831 | # They say I might as well face the truth | # They say I might as well face the truth |
381 | 00:28:02,920 | 00:28:06,231 | # That I am just too long in the tooth | # That I am just too long in the tooth |
382 | 00:28:06,320 | 00:28:09,551 | # I've started to deteriorate | # I've started to deteriorate |
383 | 00:28:09,640 | 00:28:13,156 | # And now I've passed my own sell-by date | # And now I've passed my own sell-by date |
384 | 00:28:13,240 | 00:28:16,710 | # Oh, I am no spring chicken, it's true | # Oh, I am no spring chicken, it's true |
385 | 00:28:16,800 | 00:28:20,111 | # I have to pop my teeth in to chew | # I have to pop my teeth in to chew |
386 | 00:28:20,200 | 00:28:23,591 | # And my old knees have started to knock | # And my old knees have started to knock |
387 | 00:28:23,680 | 00:28:26,798 | # I've just got too many miles on the clock | # I've just got too many miles on the clock |
388 | 00:28:26,960 | 00:28:30,999 | # So I'm a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways | # So I'm a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways |
389 | 00:28:31,080 | 00:28:34,516 | # It's true that my body has seen better days | # It's true that my body has seen better days |
390 | 00:28:35,000 | 00:28:38,311 | # But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave | # But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave |
391 | 00:28:38,800 | 00:28:41,360 | # One foot in the grave | # One foot in the grave |
392 | 00:28:42,120 | 00:28:44,839 | # One foot in the grave | # One foot in the grave |
393 | 00:28:45,640 | 00:28:48,393 | # One foot in the grave # | # One foot in the grave # |