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2 00:00:28,454 00:00:33,050 One thousand five hundred and ninety-two One thousand five hundred and ninety-two
3 00:00:34,774 00:00:36,002 What? What?
4 00:00:36,534 00:00:38,331 Leaves on that plant Leaves on that plant
5 00:00:41,854 00:00:45,608 It was only 1 ,503 when we came in It was only 1 ,503 when we came in
6 00:00:47,854 00:00:50,243 Don't talk such utter drivel Don't talk such utter drivel
7 00:00:50,334 00:00:51,972 I'm telling you! I'm telling you!
8 00:00:52,094 00:00:53,732 It's artificial It's artificial
9 00:00:56,294 00:00:57,568 Is it? Is it?
10 00:01:02,774 00:01:04,765 (MOANING) (MOANING)
11 00:01:06,414 00:01:11,932 How much longer is he going to keep us? My buttocks are turning into fossilised fuel How much longer is he going to keep us? My buttocks are turning into fossilised fuel
12 00:01:14,774 00:01:17,004 Course, that's solicitors for you Course, that's solicitors for you
13 00:01:17,094 00:01:19,972 The longer they keep each client up there, the more they can charge them The longer they keep each client up there, the more they can charge them
14 00:01:20,054 00:01:22,409 That's how they make their money That's how they make their money
15 00:01:22,494 00:01:25,850 They'd break wind in the phone and send you a bill for it They'd break wind in the phone and send you a bill for it
16 00:01:29,654 00:01:32,805 I've a good mind just to pack it all in and go home I've a good mind just to pack it all in and go home
17 00:01:56,614 00:01:58,013 (METALLIC RATTLING) (METALLIC RATTLING)
18 00:02:41,934 00:02:43,162 (EXCLAIMING) (EXCLAIMING)
19 00:02:44,294 00:02:45,613 What is it now? What is it now?
20 00:02:45,694 00:02:47,844 I've got one of my bits caught up I've got one of my bits caught up
21 00:02:49,574 00:02:52,805 Right where it hurts, in the inside leg of my Ow! Right where it hurts, in the inside leg of my Ow!
22 00:02:53,654 00:02:55,133 It's agony when that happens It's agony when that happens
23 00:02:55,214 00:02:58,604 They just dropped out suddenly and now the elastic's cutting in like They just dropped out suddenly and now the elastic's cutting in like
24 00:02:59,534 00:03:03,812 Like the Like the string in abacon dumpling Like the Like the string in abacon dumpling
25 00:03:04,654 00:03:08,693 Do you have to make such an exhibition of yourself in a public place? Do you have to make such an exhibition of yourself in a public place?
26 00:03:09,454 00:03:14,448 It'll be fine in a second if I can just slide it back inside It'll be fine in a second if I can just slide it back inside
27 00:03:17,014 00:03:21,292 That's good Oh, that's got you, you little bugger That's good Oh, that's got you, you little bugger
28 00:03:22,854 00:03:25,527 Can't you just be more careful how you sit down? Can't you just be more careful how you sit down?
29 00:03:25,614 00:03:29,573 Oh, yes, I'll put them in an egg box next time That'll solve everything Oh, yes, I'll put them in an egg box next time That'll solve everything
30 00:03:30,294 00:03:34,333 It's just one of those things, I'm afraid, as any man will tell you It's just one of those things, I'm afraid, as any man will tell you
31 00:03:55,134 00:03:56,533 (GLASS SHATTERING) (GLASS SHATTERING)
32 00:03:59,454 00:04:02,730 Leave it where it is! Leave it where it is!
33 00:04:24,694 00:04:26,844 I've got a spider in my flies I've got a spider in my flies
34 00:04:29,654 00:04:34,364 Look at that There he goes, just struggling to get in through the buttonhole Look at that There he goes, just struggling to get in through the buttonhole
35 00:04:35,054 00:04:37,522 You're sure he's not struggling to get out? You're sure he's not struggling to get out?
36 00:04:39,334 00:04:43,122 There's nothing inside there that a spider wouldn't want to see There's nothing inside there that a spider wouldn't want to see
37 00:04:43,214 00:04:46,684 I expect Be at home among the cobwebs I expect Be at home among the cobwebs
38 00:04:55,494 00:04:57,610 Money spider Look! Money spider Look!
39 00:05:16,214 00:05:18,489 You just can't do it, can you? You just can't do it, can you?
40 00:05:18,974 00:05:20,009 What? What?
41 00:05:20,094 00:05:25,327 You can't stay settled for one minute It's completely beyond you You can't stay settled for one minute It's completely beyond you
42 00:05:25,414 00:05:28,053 I can settle, don't you worry about that I can settle, don't you worry about that
43 00:05:28,134 00:05:30,523 I can settle any time I want to I can settle any time I want to
44 00:05:33,654 00:05:34,803 Oh! Oh!
45 00:05:38,974 00:05:40,771 For God's sake! For God's sake!
46 00:05:44,614 00:05:49,369 Why don't you go for the easy option and use a giant wrecking ball? Why don't you go for the easy option and use a giant wrecking ball?
47 00:05:49,454 00:05:53,732 Have the entire building razed to the ground in seconds Have the entire building razed to the ground in seconds
48 00:05:53,814 00:05:57,443 What sort of table is that, anyway, that's not joined on to the legs? What sort of table is that, anyway, that's not joined on to the legs?
49 00:05:57,534 00:06:00,253 Ruddy well asking for trouble, that is Ruddy well asking for trouble, that is
50 00:06:38,974 00:06:40,407 (EXCLAIMS) (EXCLAIMS)
51 00:07:48,014 00:07:51,245 Just sit down Just sit down
52 00:08:03,654 00:08:05,212 (PHONE RINGING) (PHONE RINGING)
53 00:08:19,974 00:08:21,168 Do you have to? Do you have to?
54 00:08:21,254 00:08:24,007 See that? How much dust there is in these cushions? See that? How much dust there is in these cushions?
55 00:08:24,094 00:08:25,573 Look at that Look at that
56 00:08:26,334 00:08:30,009 I'll come over there to see how much dust there is in your ears in a minute I'll come over there to see how much dust there is in your ears in a minute
57 00:08:30,094 00:08:32,050 Now just give it a rest Now just give it a rest
58 00:08:34,574 00:08:37,486 Wonder when this place had a good spring-clean Wonder when this place had a good spring-clean
59 00:08:37,574 00:08:39,087 VE Day? VE Day?
60 00:08:41,334 00:08:45,885 But still, not much point in dusting when you think about it But still, not much point in dusting when you think about it
61 00:08:46,254 00:08:49,690 It only just settles again everywhere five minutes later It only just settles again everywhere five minutes later
62 00:08:49,774 00:08:53,403 All you're ever doing is rearranging it, in actual fact All you're ever doing is rearranging it, in actual fact
63 00:08:53,534 00:08:55,365 -Do you know what dust is? -Yes -Do you know what dust is? -Yes
64 00:08:55,454 00:08:59,003 Old bits of human skin Mostly Old bits of human skin Mostly
65 00:08:59,094 00:09:05,249 Just millions and millions of bits of all the people who waited in this waiting room Just millions and millions of bits of all the people who waited in this waiting room
66 00:09:05,334 00:09:08,485 I mean, no saying who this is on my finger now I mean, no saying who this is on my finger now
67 00:09:10,774 00:09:12,810 Sir Stafford Cripps? Sir Stafford Cripps?
68 00:09:13,494 00:09:16,133 Incredible to think that, isn't it? Incredible to think that, isn't it?
69 00:09:24,374 00:09:26,205 (VEHICLE HORN HONKING) (VEHICLE HORN HONKING)
70 00:09:39,654 00:09:41,770 Oh, oh Oh, oh
71 00:09:41,854 00:09:44,846 (STAMMERING) I don't believe it! (STAMMERING) I don't believe it!
72 00:09:45,574 00:09:47,292 Heaven spare us! Heaven spare us!
73 00:09:47,854 00:09:50,368 Look at that That bird mess on the window Look at that That bird mess on the window
74 00:09:50,454 00:09:53,332 -What about it? -It's on the inside -What about it? -It's on the inside
75 00:09:57,734 00:09:59,929 I've got it all over my nose I've got it all over my nose
76 00:10:01,214 00:10:04,047 It's a ruddy death trap, this place It's a ruddy death trap, this place
77 00:10:05,494 00:10:07,769 (GROANING) (GROANING)
78 00:10:07,854 00:10:09,207 What in the What in the
79 00:10:19,894 00:10:23,011 Just hold it Hold still a minute Leave it, leave it Just hold it Hold still a minute Leave it, leave it
80 00:10:23,094 00:10:24,493 Will you Will you
81 00:10:26,014 00:10:28,653 How did that get there, in the name of sanity? How did that get there, in the name of sanity?
82 00:10:28,734 00:10:31,612 On the inside if you please I just give up On the inside if you please I just give up
83 00:10:31,694 00:10:35,733 I don't know A pigeon maybe flew in when the window was open I don't know A pigeon maybe flew in when the window was open
84 00:10:35,814 00:10:37,805 Will you keep still? Will you keep still?
85 00:10:41,094 00:10:42,209 Now Now
86 00:10:44,854 00:10:46,253 Any more? Any more?
87 00:10:46,334 00:10:50,327 You sure you haven't got horse manure or anything down the back of your shirt? You sure you haven't got horse manure or anything down the back of your shirt?
88 00:10:50,414 00:10:54,726 It's worse than taking a child out for the day I don't know why I don't put you on reins It's worse than taking a child out for the day I don't know why I don't put you on reins
89 00:11:04,894 00:11:06,930 Oi! You! Oi! You!
90 00:11:09,414 00:11:11,325 Yes, you Excuse me! Yes, you Excuse me!
91 00:11:11,774 00:11:14,242 It just never ends, does it? It just never ends, does it?
92 00:11:14,334 00:11:16,290 That happens to be my bloody car That happens to be my bloody car
93 00:11:16,374 00:11:19,764 when you've finished allowing your dog to urinate all down the side of it when you've finished allowing your dog to urinate all down the side of it
94 00:11:19,854 00:11:22,573 MAN: It needed a wash anyway MAN: It needed a wash anyway
95 00:11:22,654 00:11:23,689 I beg your I beg your
96 00:11:23,774 00:11:26,846 Did you hear what he said? ''It needed a wash anyway'' Did you hear what he said? ''It needed a wash anyway''
97 00:11:28,494 00:11:30,405 Where are those cakes? Where are those cakes?
98 00:11:33,334 00:11:34,608 (DOG YELPING) (DOG YELPING)
99 00:11:34,694 00:11:36,810 Get out of there, you little bastard! Get out of there, you little bastard!
100 00:11:37,694 00:11:40,891 I've a good mind to have you prosecuted for wilful damage of property I've a good mind to have you prosecuted for wilful damage of property
101 00:11:40,974 00:11:43,693 See what you have to say about that! See what you have to say about that!
102 00:11:43,774 00:11:46,652 MAN 2: You don't have to say anything until you've consulted a solicitor! MAN 2: You don't have to say anything until you've consulted a solicitor!
103 00:11:46,734 00:11:50,363 Who the hell asked you? You keep your nose out of this Who the hell asked you? You keep your nose out of this
104 00:11:50,574 00:11:54,453 MAN 2: Is this gentleman subjecting you to unreasonable public harassment, sir? MAN 2: Is this gentleman subjecting you to unreasonable public harassment, sir?
105 00:11:54,534 00:11:56,650 MAN 1 : Yeah, he just insulted my dog as well! MAN 1 : Yeah, he just insulted my dog as well!
106 00:11:56,734 00:12:01,808 MAN 2: In which case, my advice to you would be to seek professional representation without delay! MAN 2: In which case, my advice to you would be to seek professional representation without delay!
107 00:12:01,894 00:12:03,327 Oh, would it, indeed? Oh, would it, indeed?
108 00:12:03,414 00:12:05,928 Well, I'll be getting on to my solicitor, too, when I see him, Well, I'll be getting on to my solicitor, too, when I see him,
109 00:12:06,014 00:12:08,812 so don't you worry on that score, matey so don't you worry on that score, matey
110 00:12:09,894 00:12:13,011 And you can stick your nose in a lawnmower! And you can stick your nose in a lawnmower!
111 00:12:18,454 00:12:20,172 All finished now? All finished now?
112 00:12:21,734 00:12:23,929 Ruddy naked vandalism in the streets Ruddy naked vandalism in the streets
113 00:12:24,014 00:12:26,084 No one gives a damn any No one gives a damn any
114 00:14:07,454 00:14:08,887 (SNIFFING) (SNIFFING)
115 00:14:41,534 00:14:43,286 (SNORTING) (SNORTING)
116 00:15:14,014 00:15:15,242 Mr Prothrow? Mr Prothrow?
117 00:15:16,934 00:15:18,606 This way, please This way, please
118 00:15:39,494 00:15:41,212 (TAPPING) (TAPPING)
119 00:15:46,534 00:15:49,571 Listen to that How thin these walls are Listen to that How thin these walls are
120 00:15:50,534 00:15:53,571 Must be where they divided up the original room Must be where they divided up the original room
121 00:15:53,654 00:15:56,168 -Listen to that, that's wafer thin -Yes! -Listen to that, that's wafer thin -Yes!
122 00:15:56,254 00:15:57,846 I can hear Thank you I can hear Thank you
123 00:15:57,934 00:16:01,131 Lean back suddenly, someone could put their head right through that Lean back suddenly, someone could put their head right through that
124 00:16:01,214 00:16:03,330 I'll bear that in mind I'll bear that in mind
125 00:16:16,014 00:16:18,448 Fish fingers have thawed out now Fish fingers have thawed out now
126 00:17:03,974 00:17:06,204 I can never look at one of these without thinking about I can never look at one of these without thinking about
127 00:17:06,294 00:17:10,890 I know what you're going to say so don't say it I know what you're going to say so don't say it
128 00:17:14,134 00:17:17,092 -I was just going to say about Mr -I know -I was just going to say about Mr -I know
129 00:17:20,014 00:17:24,007 Well, Mr Dimbley, who lived down in Wingate Crescent Well, Mr Dimbley, who lived down in Wingate Crescent
130 00:17:24,534 00:17:27,685 Was the talk of the whole street, that was Was the talk of the whole street, that was
131 00:17:28,014 00:17:30,972 Do you remember when his wife came back that day Do you remember when his wife came back that day
132 00:17:31,054 00:17:34,490 -and found he'd stuck one of these little -Yes! -and found he'd stuck one of these little -Yes!
133 00:17:36,054 00:17:40,127 I don't think I want to be reminded of the sordid details, thank you I don't think I want to be reminded of the sordid details, thank you
134 00:17:41,894 00:17:44,169 Things people do for pleasure Things people do for pleasure
135 00:17:46,574 00:17:51,523 Never forget the look on his face when they carried him out to the ambulance Never forget the look on his face when they carried him out to the ambulance
136 00:17:52,414 00:17:54,803 As if he'd just been hypnotised As if he'd just been hypnotised
137 00:17:56,134 00:18:00,173 Gave a whole new meaning to the phrase ''putting a light bulb in'' Gave a whole new meaning to the phrase ''putting a light bulb in''
138 00:19:27,614 00:19:29,127 (WHISPERING) (WHISPERING)
139 00:19:39,414 00:19:40,813 (CLATTERING) (CLATTERING)
140 00:19:47,614 00:19:48,967 (BANGING) (BANGING)
141 00:19:50,294 00:19:52,285 (VICTOR URINATING) (VICTOR URINATING)
142 00:19:57,174 00:19:59,051 (MARGARET CLEARS THROAT) (MARGARET CLEARS THROAT)
143 00:20:09,494 00:20:10,973 (SNIFFING) (SNIFFING)
144 00:20:11,374 00:20:12,966 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
145 00:20:14,454 00:20:16,524 (VICTOR STILL URINATING) (VICTOR STILL URINATING)
146 00:20:18,494 00:20:20,689 (MARGARET COUGHING) (MARGARET COUGHING)
147 00:20:22,614 00:20:24,172 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
148 00:20:28,894 00:20:30,612 (TOILET FLUSHING) (TOILET FLUSHING)
149 00:20:43,214 00:20:44,886 (VICTOR URINATING) (VICTOR URINATING)
150 00:21:04,254 00:21:06,529 Do you want to go? It's quite clean Do you want to go? It's quite clean
151 00:21:18,414 00:21:20,530 Oh, sorry to have kept you both Oh, sorry to have kept you both
152 00:21:20,614 00:21:22,093 Oh, right Oh, right
153 00:21:53,094 00:21:55,847 Well, that's a relief I'm still alive Well, that's a relief I'm still alive
154 00:21:57,494 00:21:59,530 Hanging on by a thread Hanging on by a thread
155 00:22:00,174 00:22:04,929 Why is it that everyone else who comes in here only has to wait for 1 0 seconds, then they're in? Why is it that everyone else who comes in here only has to wait for 1 0 seconds, then they're in?
156 00:22:05,614 00:22:07,047 But not us But not us
157 00:22:08,094 00:22:11,006 Wouldn't be surprised if he isn't up there anymore Wouldn't be surprised if he isn't up there anymore
158 00:22:11,094 00:22:15,849 Probably left half an hour ago to go and play golf with various chief constables Probably left half an hour ago to go and play golf with various chief constables
159 00:22:16,774 00:22:19,607 Like that time I sat all afternoon waiting to see a throat specialist Like that time I sat all afternoon waiting to see a throat specialist
160 00:22:19,694 00:22:23,687 and found out he was at a cocktail party in Bury St Edmunds and found out he was at a cocktail party in Bury St Edmunds
161 00:22:27,134 00:22:30,524 -Mr Meldrew? -Oh, for God's sake, and about time! -Mr Meldrew? -Oh, for God's sake, and about time!
162 00:22:30,614 00:22:33,412 Mr Latimer is not quite ready for you yet Mr Latimer is not quite ready for you yet
163 00:22:33,494 00:22:36,327 His colleague, Mr Mangrove, asked me to give you this His colleague, Mr Mangrove, asked me to give you this
164 00:22:36,414 00:22:38,245 Mr What's this? Mr What's this?
165 00:22:38,334 00:22:39,847 (PHONE RINGING) (PHONE RINGING)
166 00:22:46,654 00:22:51,603 ''Dear Mr Meldrew, just to confirm that I have today received instructions ''Dear Mr Meldrew, just to confirm that I have today received instructions
167 00:22:51,694 00:22:56,324 ''to act on behalf of Mr GW Skinner of 45 Ogden Street, ''to act on behalf of Mr GW Skinner of 45 Ogden Street,
168 00:22:56,414 00:22:59,884 ''who is filing a claim for damages in connection with an alleged assault ''who is filing a claim for damages in connection with an alleged assault
169 00:22:59,974 00:23:04,206 ''carried out by yourself upon his pit bull terrier, Horace, this afternoon ''carried out by yourself upon his pit bull terrier, Horace, this afternoon
170 00:23:04,294 00:23:06,967 ''with a Sainsbury's coconut meringue'' ''with a Sainsbury's coconut meringue''
171 00:23:07,974 00:23:11,205 An assault with a coconut meringue? An assault with a coconut meringue?
172 00:23:11,374 00:23:13,410 And it wasn't even stale! And it wasn't even stale!
173 00:23:13,854 00:23:19,247 Oh, I have never in all my life heard of anything so patently ludicrous Oh, I have never in all my life heard of anything so patently ludicrous
174 00:23:19,494 00:23:22,213 Well, I'm going straight up there I'm not going to have this Well, I'm going straight up there I'm not going to have this
175 00:23:22,294 00:23:25,445 Leave it for now, Victor, for God's sake! Leave it for now, Victor, for God's sake!
176 00:23:26,014 00:23:28,005 We'll mention it to ours when we go in We'll mention it to ours when we go in
177 00:23:28,094 00:23:31,689 Just don't make things worse than they already are Just don't make things worse than they already are
178 00:23:37,734 00:23:40,692 I'm sorry I came here this afternoon, I am straight I'm sorry I came here this afternoon, I am straight
179 00:23:40,774 00:23:43,049 I mean, it's cheered me up like I can't tell you I mean, it's cheered me up like I can't tell you
180 00:23:43,134 00:23:46,444 Sitting here all afternoon waiting to make out a will Sitting here all afternoon waiting to make out a will
181 00:23:49,454 00:23:52,810 I can only think of one thing worse than dying I can only think of one thing worse than dying
182 00:23:54,334 00:23:56,484 And that's living forever And that's living forever
183 00:23:58,494 00:24:02,612 I mean, can you just imagine how terrible that would actually be? I mean, can you just imagine how terrible that would actually be?
184 00:24:02,974 00:24:05,204 If I was just always here, If I was just always here,
185 00:24:06,854 00:24:09,243 for ever and ever and ever for ever and ever and ever
186 00:24:13,494 00:24:14,643 Yes Yes
187 00:24:19,574 00:24:22,964 I don't know what it's all about when it comes down to it I don't know what it's all about when it comes down to it
188 00:24:23,494 00:24:25,485 Whether you're just here one minute and gone the next, Whether you're just here one minute and gone the next,
189 00:24:25,574 00:24:27,849 like God rearranging the dust like God rearranging the dust
190 00:24:29,214 00:24:31,125 Got no way of knowing Got no way of knowing
191 00:24:33,174 00:24:37,133 Anyway, I don't see the point of wills Not in our case Anyway, I don't see the point of wills Not in our case
192 00:24:37,214 00:24:42,527 Shared everything over all these years It's purely a formality after all's said and done Shared everything over all these years It's purely a formality after all's said and done
193 00:24:46,094 00:24:50,610 Thirty-seven years ago this week, as it happens Thirty-seven years ago this week, as it happens
194 00:24:51,254 00:24:52,289 Since what? Since what?
195 00:24:52,374 00:24:55,411 Since the first time we shared something Since the first time we shared something
196 00:24:57,134 00:24:59,807 -What? -Our bodies -What? -Our bodies
197 00:25:01,174 00:25:05,531 You remember? Peggy Hawkesworth's engagement party in Glendale Gardens You remember? Peggy Hawkesworth's engagement party in Glendale Gardens
198 00:25:07,934 00:25:11,768 I can still remember the first moment I walked into that room I can still remember the first moment I walked into that room
199 00:25:11,854 00:25:16,530 and saw this dashing, handsome young man standing over by the record player and saw this dashing, handsome young man standing over by the record player
200 00:25:16,734 00:25:21,091 with a head of golden, wavy, thick hair with a head of golden, wavy, thick hair
201 00:25:21,854 00:25:24,573 Couldn't look at anybody else all night Couldn't look at anybody else all night
202 00:25:24,654 00:25:30,809 Spent the entire evening waiting to be introduced, just smiling across the room like an idiot Spent the entire evening waiting to be introduced, just smiling across the room like an idiot
203 00:25:31,974 00:25:35,762 And then, just after midnight, you remember, there was a power cut And then, just after midnight, you remember, there was a power cut
204 00:25:35,854 00:25:40,484 We'd all had far too much to drink and I just seized my chance We'd all had far too much to drink and I just seized my chance
205 00:25:40,934 00:25:45,689 Dashed across the room, grabbed your hand and dragged you out into the garden Dashed across the room, grabbed your hand and dragged you out into the garden
206 00:25:47,574 00:25:50,964 I remember it took you a hell of a time to get going I remember it took you a hell of a time to get going
207 00:25:52,974 00:25:57,126 You had your hand in my blouse for half an hour twiddling a dead wasp You had your hand in my blouse for half an hour twiddling a dead wasp
208 00:26:06,894 00:26:11,604 And then, eventually, we just both relaxed into it And then, eventually, we just both relaxed into it
209 00:26:12,214 00:26:13,442 And And
210 00:26:16,734 00:26:21,762 And then we got up out of the lupines, dusted ourselves down and went back inside And then we got up out of the lupines, dusted ourselves down and went back inside
211 00:26:22,454 00:26:27,687 And when the lights came back on again, I remember, I just stood and looked at you, And when the lights came back on again, I remember, I just stood and looked at you,
212 00:26:28,654 00:26:31,726 and realised I'd grabbed hold of the wrong person and realised I'd grabbed hold of the wrong person
213 00:26:37,334 00:26:39,802 Jeremy Birchall, the one with the thick, wavy, golden hair, Jeremy Birchall, the one with the thick, wavy, golden hair,
214 00:26:39,894 00:26:43,011 was just leaving with that girl who worked in the hat factory was just leaving with that girl who worked in the hat factory
215 00:26:44,694 00:26:49,484 Anyway, got us started off together And that was that Anyway, got us started off together And that was that
216 00:26:51,014 00:26:52,572 Funny, though, isn't it? Funny, though, isn't it?
217 00:26:52,654 00:26:56,852 How it's hardly ever your first choice that you eventually end up with? How it's hardly ever your first choice that you eventually end up with?
218 00:26:57,974 00:27:00,010 Or even your second or third Or even your second or third
219 00:27:01,454 00:27:03,490 All the ones you think you fancy the most, All the ones you think you fancy the most,
220 00:27:03,574 00:27:07,010 none of them are right for you, probably, in the end none of them are right for you, probably, in the end
221 00:27:09,014 00:27:10,606 Yes Yes
222 00:27:11,734 00:27:16,967 Oh, well, I mean Well, look at you, ending up with me Oh, well, I mean Well, look at you, ending up with me
223 00:27:17,054 00:27:20,649 when there were girls like Olive Reynolds, when there were girls like Olive Reynolds,
224 00:27:20,734 00:27:22,247 Hazel Warner, Hazel Warner,
225 00:27:23,334 00:27:28,852 Jennifer Davy, and that sister of hers They were a pretty little pair Jennifer Davy, and that sister of hers They were a pretty little pair
226 00:27:31,534 00:27:34,094 You were always my first choice You were always my first choice
227 00:27:36,694 00:27:37,922 Was I? Was I?
228 00:27:41,574 00:27:43,883 You've never said that before You've never said that before
229 00:27:45,134 00:27:46,931 No, well No, well
230 00:27:49,974 00:27:53,523 Well, I suppose there's lots of things you never say Well, I suppose there's lots of things you never say
231 00:27:53,614 00:27:55,844 that you think about saying that you think about saying
232 00:27:55,974 00:27:59,489 and something always crops up, life goes on and something always crops up, life goes on
233 00:28:00,614 00:28:04,448 Somehow you never quite get around to putting it into words Somehow you never quite get around to putting it into words
234 00:28:12,094 00:28:13,163 (DOOR OPENING) (DOOR OPENING)
235 00:28:25,254 00:28:28,564 # They say I might as well face the truth # They say I might as well face the truth
236 00:28:28,654 00:28:31,612 # That I am just too long in the tooth # That I am just too long in the tooth
237 00:28:32,054 00:28:35,171 # I've started to deteriorate # I've started to deteriorate
238 00:28:35,494 00:28:38,884 #And now I've passed my own sell-by date #And now I've passed my own sell-by date
239 00:28:38,974 00:28:42,046 # Oh, I am no spring chicken, it's true # Oh, I am no spring chicken, it's true
240 00:28:42,574 00:28:45,850 # I have to pop my teeth in to chew # I have to pop my teeth in to chew
241 00:28:45,934 00:28:49,290 #And my old knees have started to knock #And my old knees have started to knock
242 00:28:49,374 00:28:52,525 # I've just got too many miles on the clock # I've just got too many miles on the clock
243 00:28:52,934 00:28:56,768 # So I'm a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways # So I'm a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways
244 00:28:56,854 00:29:00,324 # It's true that my body has seen better days # It's true that my body has seen better days
245 00:29:00,734 00:29:04,363 # But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave # But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave
246 00:29:04,454 00:29:06,649 # One foot in the grave # One foot in the grave
247 00:29:07,854 00:29:10,084 # One foot in the grave # # One foot in the grave #
247 00:29:07,854 00:29:10,084 # One foot in the grave # # One foot in the grave #