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1 | 00:00:02,560 | 00:00:05,712 | # They say I might as well face the truth | # They say I might as well face the truth |
2 | 00:00:06,160 | 00:00:09,118 | # That I am just too long in the tooth | # That I am just too long in the tooth |
3 | 00:00:09,640 | 00:00:12,553 | # So I'm an OAP and weak-kneed | # So I'm an OAP and weak-kneed |
4 | 00:00:13,080 | 00:00:16,118 | # But I have not yet quite gone to seed | # But I have not yet quite gone to seed |
5 | 00:00:16,520 | 00:00:20,593 | # I may be over the hill now that I have retired | # I may be over the hill now that I have retired |
6 | 00:00:20,680 | 00:00:24,036 | # Fading away but I've not yet expired | # Fading away but I've not yet expired |
7 | 00:00:24,120 | 00:00:27,431 | # Clapped out, run down, too old to save | # Clapped out, run down, too old to save |
8 | 00:00:27,800 | 00:00:30,155 | # One foot in the grave # | # One foot in the grave # |
9 | 00:00:58,920 | 00:01:00,957 | Oh, is that right, Mr Blisset? | Oh, is that right, Mr Blisset? |
10 | 00:01:01,080 | 00:01:05,472 | Well, funnily enough, the fact that you've got it firmly in hand | Well, funnily enough, the fact that you've got it firmly in hand |
11 | 00:01:05,600 | 00:01:07,079 | does not surprise me at all. | does not surprise me at all. |
12 | 00:01:07,240 | 00:01:10,949 | It's exactly what I would expect from a complete and utter wa... | It's exactly what I would expect from a complete and utter wa... |
13 | 00:01:13,240 | 00:01:14,230 | What? | What? |
14 | 00:01:14,480 | 00:01:17,791 | I ordered a crazy-paved path for the front garden. | I ordered a crazy-paved path for the front garden. |
15 | 00:01:17,880 | 00:01:20,235 | Where does a pile of bricks come into it? | Where does a pile of bricks come into it? |
16 | 00:01:20,720 | 00:01:25,317 | Oh yes, and I've stopped that cheque for the thing you laughingly call a barbeque out the back there, | Oh yes, and I've stopped that cheque for the thing you laughingly call a barbeque out the back there, |
17 | 00:01:25,400 | 00:01:28,313 | which hasn't been in the right place since day one. | which hasn't been in the right place since day one. |
18 | 00:01:29,640 | 00:01:32,393 | Yes, well you can threaten me all you like, Mr Blisset. | Yes, well you can threaten me all you like, Mr Blisset. |
19 | 00:01:32,480 | 00:01:35,074 | You're not getting a penny of my money now or ever! | You're not getting a penny of my money now or ever! |
20 | 00:01:36,600 | 00:01:40,355 | Oh, when will it ever end? | Oh, when will it ever end? |
21 | 00:01:40,600 | 00:01:42,750 | When they carry me out of here in a box. | When they carry me out of here in a box. |
22 | 00:01:43,040 | 00:01:45,236 | It's not my doing, all this. | It's not my doing, all this. |
23 | 00:01:45,520 | 00:01:48,353 | -People just can't be bothered any more. -Yes. | -People just can't be bothered any more. -Yes. |
24 | 00:01:48,440 | 00:01:52,911 | Like buying a new car with a pornographic number plate wasn't your doing. | Like buying a new car with a pornographic number plate wasn't your doing. |
25 | 00:01:54,040 | 00:01:57,112 | Got stuck in a funeral procession this morning. | Got stuck in a funeral procession this morning. |
26 | 00:01:57,200 | 00:01:58,998 | The mourners were upset enough | The mourners were upset enough |
27 | 00:01:59,080 | 00:02:03,711 | without having to stare at that obscenity all the way to the crematorium. | without having to stare at that obscenity all the way to the crematorium. |
28 | 00:02:03,800 | 00:02:05,313 | (GROANING) | (GROANING) |
29 | 00:02:05,400 | 00:02:10,395 | Do we have to have this stuck up inside a food cupboard? | Do we have to have this stuck up inside a food cupboard? |
30 | 00:02:10,640 | 00:02:13,996 | It's just while I'm doing my tests. You know what the doctor said. | It's just while I'm doing my tests. You know what the doctor said. |
31 | 00:02:14,080 | 00:02:17,152 | To keep a watch for any marked change in frequency or consistency... | To keep a watch for any marked change in frequency or consistency... |
32 | 00:02:17,240 | 00:02:20,790 | Yes, all right. I don't think we need to go into the details. Thank you. | Yes, all right. I don't think we need to go into the details. Thank you. |
33 | 00:02:20,880 | 00:02:23,349 | Now, are you going to go out and cover those things up? | Now, are you going to go out and cover those things up? |
34 | 00:02:23,440 | 00:02:27,320 | -There's some Elastoplast in the top cupboard. -Yes, in a second. | -There's some Elastoplast in the top cupboard. -Yes, in a second. |
35 | 00:02:27,400 | 00:02:28,390 | MARGARET: Oh. | MARGARET: Oh. |
36 | 00:02:29,160 | 00:02:30,434 | What's this? | What's this? |
37 | 00:02:30,520 | 00:02:34,753 | -Oh, from Ronnie and Mildred. Read it and weep. -Why, what's it say? | -Oh, from Ronnie and Mildred. Read it and weep. -Why, what's it say? |
38 | 00:02:34,840 | 00:02:37,229 | Do you remember that message he left us on April 1st | Do you remember that message he left us on April 1st |
39 | 00:02:37,320 | 00:02:41,359 | saying did we fancy two tickets to the Bahamas that he'd won in the firm's raffle | saying did we fancy two tickets to the Bahamas that he'd won in the firm's raffle |
40 | 00:02:41,440 | 00:02:42,953 | because Mildred wasn't well enough to go? | because Mildred wasn't well enough to go? |
41 | 00:02:43,040 | 00:02:47,159 | Yes, which was obviously an April Fool's so we didn't bother to reply... | Yes, which was obviously an April Fool's so we didn't bother to reply... |
42 | 00:02:48,720 | 00:02:51,280 | Oh, you're joking. | Oh, you're joking. |
43 | 00:02:51,360 | 00:02:53,271 | Absolutely genuine. | Absolutely genuine. |
44 | 00:02:53,920 | 00:02:57,231 | Gave it to the next door neighbours. They had the time of their lives. | Gave it to the next door neighbours. They had the time of their lives. |
45 | 00:02:57,760 | 00:03:00,912 | It says in there that Mildred's still going through a dodgy patch | It says in there that Mildred's still going through a dodgy patch |
46 | 00:03:01,000 | 00:03:04,038 | but they're both dying to meet up again and he's going to give us a ring | but they're both dying to meet up again and he's going to give us a ring |
47 | 00:03:04,120 | 00:03:05,872 | to try and arrange something. | to try and arrange something. |
48 | 00:03:05,960 | 00:03:09,157 | Oh, God! And the answering machine is not working. | Oh, God! And the answering machine is not working. |
49 | 00:03:09,240 | 00:03:11,311 | We'll have to declare a full code red. | We'll have to declare a full code red. |
50 | 00:03:11,400 | 00:03:16,031 | Let every call ring. Then dial 1471 and see if it's safe to phone back. | Let every call ring. Then dial 1471 and see if it's safe to phone back. |
51 | 00:03:18,920 | 00:03:22,117 | I knew it was a bad sign this morning when I ran out of vests | I knew it was a bad sign this morning when I ran out of vests |
52 | 00:03:22,200 | 00:03:24,874 | and had to put one of their novelty T-shirts on. | and had to put one of their novelty T-shirts on. |
53 | 00:03:25,160 | 00:03:27,959 | Why do people always want to "meet up"? | Why do people always want to "meet up"? |
54 | 00:03:28,960 | 00:03:32,874 | Bad enough we've got Mrs Warboys coming around tonight with Cousin Wilf | Bad enough we've got Mrs Warboys coming around tonight with Cousin Wilf |
55 | 00:03:32,960 | 00:03:37,716 | with that weird voice synthesizer thing of his and his Palmtop. | with that weird voice synthesizer thing of his and his Palmtop. |
56 | 00:03:38,920 | 00:03:41,389 | Like having tea with a Dalek. | Like having tea with a Dalek. |
57 | 00:03:41,880 | 00:03:46,795 | Well, if the poor man can't speak since his stroke, what else is he supposed to do? | Well, if the poor man can't speak since his stroke, what else is he supposed to do? |
58 | 00:03:46,880 | 00:03:49,235 | It's a marvellous invention, really. | It's a marvellous invention, really. |
59 | 00:03:49,320 | 00:03:52,199 | Well, if he'd learn to type properly. | Well, if he'd learn to type properly. |
60 | 00:03:52,400 | 00:03:54,357 | I haven't forgotten the last time they were here | I haven't forgotten the last time they were here |
61 | 00:03:54,440 | 00:03:58,035 | when he asked me to put some hot mustard on his rhubarb. | when he asked me to put some hot mustard on his rhubarb. |
62 | 00:03:59,360 | 00:04:00,873 | Neither does he. | Neither does he. |
63 | 00:04:31,240 | 00:04:32,913 | NICK: Morning, Mr Meldrew. | NICK: Morning, Mr Meldrew. |
64 | 00:04:33,000 | 00:04:35,719 | I see your butt's in a sorry state at the moment then. | I see your butt's in a sorry state at the moment then. |
65 | 00:04:36,440 | 00:04:37,669 | What? | What? |
66 | 00:04:39,560 | 00:04:43,474 | Oh, yeah. well, of course, we haven't really had the rain, so... | Oh, yeah. well, of course, we haven't really had the rain, so... |
67 | 00:04:43,560 | 00:04:46,757 | -If you stand back, I'll give you a top-up. -Sorry? | -If you stand back, I'll give you a top-up. -Sorry? |
68 | 00:04:55,880 | 00:04:59,669 | Yes, yes, thank you very much. That'll do for now. | Yes, yes, thank you very much. That'll do for now. |
69 | 00:05:04,480 | 00:05:07,950 | Oh, yes. Gardens have been getting a bit dry all over lately. | Oh, yes. Gardens have been getting a bit dry all over lately. |
70 | 00:05:08,360 | 00:05:10,920 | Weathermen say there's more to come. | Weathermen say there's more to come. |
71 | 00:05:11,320 | 00:05:14,233 | -Where did that come from? -Sorry? | -Where did that come from? -Sorry? |
72 | 00:05:14,320 | 00:05:18,951 | Oh, yes. I've just been giving it a quick rinse through ready for its next outing. | Oh, yes. I've just been giving it a quick rinse through ready for its next outing. |
73 | 00:05:19,040 | 00:05:21,031 | Very realistic, they make them nowadays. | Very realistic, they make them nowadays. |
74 | 00:05:21,120 | 00:05:26,115 | When I first started in amateur dramatics you had to make do with a face painted on a balloon. | When I first started in amateur dramatics you had to make do with a face painted on a balloon. |
75 | 00:05:26,200 | 00:05:28,237 | Right. So you're doing some kind of play. | Right. So you're doing some kind of play. |
76 | 00:05:28,320 | 00:05:32,200 | Oh, yes, I've just completed a very successful tour of nursing homes | Oh, yes, I've just completed a very successful tour of nursing homes |
77 | 00:05:32,280 | 00:05:34,191 | with Murders in the Rue Morgue. | with Murders in the Rue Morgue. |
78 | 00:05:34,280 | 00:05:36,476 | Seemed to go down quite well with the over-80s. | Seemed to go down quite well with the over-80s. |
79 | 00:05:36,560 | 00:05:40,155 | Yes, we found from experience that anything without a decapitation in it, | Yes, we found from experience that anything without a decapitation in it, |
80 | 00:05:40,240 | 00:05:41,913 | they tend to start nodding off. | they tend to start nodding off. |
81 | 00:05:42,000 | 00:05:44,276 | So, and of course, for this one, | So, and of course, for this one, |
82 | 00:05:44,360 | 00:05:47,478 | Mr Snoxle gave us his rather splendid orangutan. | Mr Snoxle gave us his rather splendid orangutan. |
83 | 00:05:47,560 | 00:05:50,154 | So, it was quite a hit, all in all. | So, it was quite a hit, all in all. |
84 | 00:05:50,280 | 00:05:52,078 | Oh, really? Mr Snoxle? | Oh, really? Mr Snoxle? |
85 | 00:05:52,800 | 00:05:55,519 | - I didn't know he had one. -What's that? | - I didn't know he had one. -What's that? |
86 | 00:05:56,600 | 00:05:58,432 | -An orangutan. -Sorry? | -An orangutan. -Sorry? |
87 | 00:05:58,520 | 00:06:02,479 | Oh, no, no, no, no. That's just an expression we use in theatrical circles. | Oh, no, no, no, no. That's just an expression we use in theatrical circles. |
88 | 00:06:02,560 | 00:06:05,473 | I mean, he gave us his portrayal of an orangutan. | I mean, he gave us his portrayal of an orangutan. |
89 | 00:06:05,560 | 00:06:08,996 | I could be naughty and say he's got a bit of a head start. | I could be naughty and say he's got a bit of a head start. |
90 | 00:06:09,840 | 00:06:13,276 | Anyway, for our next production in our season Tales of Terror, | Anyway, for our next production in our season Tales of Terror, |
91 | 00:06:13,360 | 00:06:17,399 | we're doing Nosferatu the Vampire, which should be quite a good one. | we're doing Nosferatu the Vampire, which should be quite a good one. |
92 | 00:06:17,480 | 00:06:20,199 | We've got little Mrs Impey from number 10 | We've got little Mrs Impey from number 10 |
93 | 00:06:20,320 | 00:06:23,472 | playing the headless corpse of Lucy Westenras | playing the headless corpse of Lucy Westenras |
94 | 00:06:23,880 | 00:06:25,393 | and, fingers crossed, for the title role, | and, fingers crossed, for the title role, |
95 | 00:06:25,480 | 00:06:27,790 | we're hoping to get Mr Dimkins from the chip shop. | we're hoping to get Mr Dimkins from the chip shop. |
96 | 00:06:27,920 | 00:06:29,115 | (WOMAN HOOTING) | (WOMAN HOOTING) |
97 | 00:06:29,200 | 00:06:33,637 | Oh, hello, Mrs Impey. Just a tick and I'll unlock the gate for you. | Oh, hello, Mrs Impey. Just a tick and I'll unlock the gate for you. |
98 | 00:06:34,160 | 00:06:36,231 | I was telling Mr Meldrew I've just put your head | I was telling Mr Meldrew I've just put your head |
99 | 00:06:36,320 | 00:06:39,278 | through some Stergene so it's all nice and fresh for you. | through some Stergene so it's all nice and fresh for you. |
100 | 00:06:39,920 | 00:06:43,231 | Well, I wish you luck with it all, anyway. | Well, I wish you luck with it all, anyway. |
101 | 00:06:43,320 | 00:06:44,674 | Yeah, bye-bye to you. | Yeah, bye-bye to you. |
102 | 00:06:44,760 | 00:06:48,435 | And don't forget, if you ever need my hosepipe, you know where it is. | And don't forget, if you ever need my hosepipe, you know where it is. |
103 | 00:06:52,920 | 00:06:57,630 | And I mean, you'd never guess the man was 85. Would you, Wilf? | And I mean, you'd never guess the man was 85. Would you, Wilf? |
104 | 00:06:58,400 | 00:07:02,633 | Whizzing about around that great big house in his wheelchair. | Whizzing about around that great big house in his wheelchair. |
105 | 00:07:02,720 | 00:07:05,838 | His wife was talking about getting some speed ramps | His wife was talking about getting some speed ramps |
106 | 00:07:05,920 | 00:07:08,560 | put in along the upstairs landing. | put in along the upstairs landing. |
107 | 00:07:08,640 | 00:07:11,109 | If she can get a grant from the council. | If she can get a grant from the council. |
108 | 00:07:11,200 | 00:07:16,195 | SYNTHESIZER: It was so nice to see my brothel again after all these years. | SYNTHESIZER: It was so nice to see my brothel again after all these years. |
109 | 00:07:17,600 | 00:07:20,797 | Yes. Yes, it must have been. | Yes. Yes, it must have been. |
110 | 00:07:22,360 | 00:07:26,433 | And this was up in Pontefract did you say? | And this was up in Pontefract did you say? |
111 | 00:07:27,120 | 00:07:31,079 | Which is an awfully long time in a car these days for Wilf. | Which is an awfully long time in a car these days for Wilf. |
112 | 00:07:31,160 | 00:07:33,390 | Especially in the hot weather. | Especially in the hot weather. |
113 | 00:07:33,920 | 00:07:36,639 | SYNTHESIZER: I was violently sick 17 times. | SYNTHESIZER: I was violently sick 17 times. |
114 | 00:07:37,720 | 00:07:40,712 | -Oh, dear. -Now, while I think of it... | -Oh, dear. -Now, while I think of it... |
115 | 00:07:43,040 | 00:07:44,269 | Check. | Check. |
116 | 00:07:48,360 | 00:07:51,478 | Here's a little something for you, Mr Meldrew, | Here's a little something for you, Mr Meldrew, |
117 | 00:07:51,560 | 00:07:53,836 | from the local deli up there. | from the local deli up there. |
118 | 00:08:01,200 | 00:08:03,271 | Thank you very much, Mrs Warboys. | Thank you very much, Mrs Warboys. |
119 | 00:08:03,400 | 00:08:07,030 | And I remembered you saying you were in need of a new jigsaw, | And I remembered you saying you were in need of a new jigsaw, |
120 | 00:08:07,320 | 00:08:09,630 | for something to do in the evenings. | for something to do in the evenings. |
121 | 00:08:09,720 | 00:08:10,915 | So... | So... |
122 | 00:08:17,960 | 00:08:20,634 | Thank you very much, Mrs Warboys. | Thank you very much, Mrs Warboys. |
123 | 00:08:20,720 | 00:08:24,270 | That's Sheffield Steel. It'll last you a lifetime. | That's Sheffield Steel. It'll last you a lifetime. |
124 | 00:08:24,960 | 00:08:28,351 | SYNTHESIZER: I am just going to go to the lavoraty. | SYNTHESIZER: I am just going to go to the lavoraty. |
125 | 00:08:30,000 | 00:08:32,116 | You know where it is, Wilf. | You know where it is, Wilf. |
126 | 00:08:35,320 | 00:08:38,278 | Bless him. He's coping so well. | Bless him. He's coping so well. |
127 | 00:08:39,000 | 00:08:42,231 | And you know it's his 75th birthday coming up this Friday. | And you know it's his 75th birthday coming up this Friday. |
128 | 00:08:42,600 | 00:08:46,559 | I was thinking of taking him to the Old Moat House, just up the road from here | I was thinking of taking him to the Old Moat House, just up the road from here |
129 | 00:08:46,640 | 00:08:49,553 | for a big slap-up lunch to celebrate. | for a big slap-up lunch to celebrate. |
130 | 00:08:49,680 | 00:08:53,958 | I know he'd absolutely love it if you and Victor could join us. | I know he'd absolutely love it if you and Victor could join us. |
131 | 00:08:58,360 | 00:09:01,000 | So, what do you say? | So, what do you say? |
132 | 00:09:01,840 | 00:09:05,196 | Well, actually, we'd love to come. | Well, actually, we'd love to come. |
133 | 00:09:05,280 | 00:09:09,672 | But unfortunately, we've got to go to a funeral on Friday. | But unfortunately, we've got to go to a funeral on Friday. |
134 | 00:09:10,560 | 00:09:13,154 | An old friend of the family. | An old friend of the family. |
135 | 00:09:13,480 | 00:09:17,075 | And I'm afraid we'll be in London all day. | And I'm afraid we'll be in London all day. |
136 | 00:09:17,640 | 00:09:21,713 | -Oh, dear. What a shame. -Isn't it always the way? | -Oh, dear. What a shame. -Isn't it always the way? |
137 | 00:09:21,960 | 00:09:23,473 | Yes, well. | Yes, well. |
138 | 00:09:24,600 | 00:09:27,160 | SYNTHESIZER: Could someone get me a bra of soup? | SYNTHESIZER: Could someone get me a bra of soup? |
139 | 00:09:28,760 | 00:09:31,400 | Victor, you dare! | Victor, you dare! |
140 | 00:09:34,240 | 00:09:36,959 | What do you want to go and tell them a lie like that for? | What do you want to go and tell them a lie like that for? |
141 | 00:09:38,120 | 00:09:40,236 | Say we're going to a funeral of all things. | Say we're going to a funeral of all things. |
142 | 00:09:40,680 | 00:09:44,799 | What else was I supposed to say? No, thanks, we'd both be bored witless? | What else was I supposed to say? No, thanks, we'd both be bored witless? |
143 | 00:09:46,360 | 00:09:49,113 | And you'll be glad of it when next Friday comes around. | And you'll be glad of it when next Friday comes around. |
144 | 00:09:49,640 | 00:09:50,869 | Hmm, I suppose. | Hmm, I suppose. |
145 | 00:09:55,480 | 00:09:57,232 | It's like you say. | It's like you say. |
146 | 00:09:57,320 | 00:10:00,392 | Why do people always want to meet up? | Why do people always want to meet up? |
147 | 00:10:19,360 | 00:10:20,430 | Hal | Hal |
148 | 00:10:20,520 | 00:10:25,356 | They've finally taken away that pile of bricks, I see. Will wonders never cease? | They've finally taken away that pile of bricks, I see. Will wonders never cease? |
149 | 00:10:26,080 | 00:10:28,071 | You say I shouldn't keep on at them, | You say I shouldn't keep on at them, |
150 | 00:10:28,160 | 00:10:30,879 | but it's the only language they understand, I'm afraid. | but it's the only language they understand, I'm afraid. |
151 | 00:10:36,200 | 00:10:38,840 | What in the name of...! | What in the name of...! |
152 | 00:10:41,400 | 00:10:43,550 | When did they do...? | When did they do...? |
153 | 00:10:44,080 | 00:10:45,798 | Can you believe this? | Can you believe this? |
154 | 00:10:47,240 | 00:10:49,629 | What is it now, for goodness...? | What is it now, for goodness...? |
155 | 00:10:52,960 | 00:10:54,109 | Is that a real wall? | Is that a real wall? |
156 | 00:10:54,480 | 00:10:56,869 | Oh, they can't have done... | Oh, they can't have done... |
157 | 00:10:57,320 | 00:11:00,073 | You see now the kind of psychopaths we're dealing with? | You see now the kind of psychopaths we're dealing with? |
158 | 00:11:01,240 | 00:11:04,756 | Break into your house in the middle of the night and do a thing like this! | Break into your house in the middle of the night and do a thing like this! |
159 | 00:11:04,840 | 00:11:07,275 | What were they using? Muffled hods? | What were they using? Muffled hods? |
160 | 00:11:08,360 | 00:11:11,716 | Well, we'll have to call somebody. The fire brigade or another builder. | Well, we'll have to call somebody. The fire brigade or another builder. |
161 | 00:11:12,040 | 00:11:14,714 | Chances are, they'll have it down in a couple of hours. | Chances are, they'll have it down in a couple of hours. |
162 | 00:11:14,920 | 00:11:16,274 | Couple of hours? | Couple of hours? |
163 | 00:11:16,360 | 00:11:18,954 | My bladder won't last five minutes. | My bladder won't last five minutes. |
164 | 00:11:19,480 | 00:11:21,039 | Who are you ringing? | Who are you ringing? |
165 | 00:11:21,120 | 00:11:24,511 | Now, there's a big rubber nozzle on the end, Mr Meldrew, | Now, there's a big rubber nozzle on the end, Mr Meldrew, |
166 | 00:11:24,600 | 00:11:26,830 | where you'd normally fit it onto a tap. | where you'd normally fit it onto a tap. |
167 | 00:11:26,920 | 00:11:28,115 | VICTOR: Yes, right. | VICTOR: Yes, right. |
168 | 00:11:35,400 | 00:11:36,515 | (VICTOR EXCLAIMING) | (VICTOR EXCLAIMING) |
169 | 00:11:37,240 | 00:11:40,232 | Just hurry up, please, and let me know when you're ready. | Just hurry up, please, and let me know when you're ready. |
170 | 00:11:40,320 | 00:11:41,435 | Right, yes, sorry. | Right, yes, sorry. |
171 | 00:11:49,040 | 00:11:51,509 | In your own time then, Mr Meldrew. | In your own time then, Mr Meldrew. |
172 | 00:11:55,800 | 00:11:58,599 | God spare us all. | God spare us all. |
173 | 00:12:21,360 | 00:12:26,309 | Sorry, Mr Dimkins, when you say a problem empathising with the character, | Sorry, Mr Dimkins, when you say a problem empathising with the character, |
174 | 00:12:26,600 | 00:12:29,114 | which particular...? The blood-sucking. | which particular...? The blood-sucking. |
175 | 00:12:30,200 | 00:12:32,191 | And turning into a wolf. | And turning into a wolf. |
176 | 00:12:32,280 | 00:12:37,036 | No, no, no, no, I hear what you're saying, and thank you for letting me know anyway. | No, no, no, no, I hear what you're saying, and thank you for letting me know anyway. |
177 | 00:12:37,760 | 00:12:39,194 | Erm... Bye-bye to you. | Erm... Bye-bye to you. |
178 | 00:12:44,440 | 00:12:46,431 | Can I offer you a bite at all? | Can I offer you a bite at all? |
179 | 00:12:47,000 | 00:12:48,513 | Sorry? | Sorry? |
180 | 00:12:48,920 | 00:12:53,312 | Oh, no. It's more than I dare to. Now, I have managed to get it all off. | Oh, no. It's more than I dare to. Now, I have managed to get it all off. |
181 | 00:12:54,200 | 00:12:58,717 | Now, that's a bit of bad news. Mr Dimkins from the chip shop has just turned us down. | Now, that's a bit of bad news. Mr Dimkins from the chip shop has just turned us down. |
182 | 00:12:59,400 | 00:13:01,516 | The vampire part? | The vampire part? |
183 | 00:13:01,880 | 00:13:04,190 | So, what do you think you'll do now, then? | So, what do you think you'll do now, then? |
184 | 00:13:07,920 | 00:13:10,309 | I don't suppose there's any way | I don't suppose there's any way |
185 | 00:13:11,040 | 00:13:13,190 | it would interest you at all? | it would interest you at all? |
186 | 00:13:30,960 | 00:13:34,032 | WOMAN: Oh, my God! No, no! No! | WOMAN: Oh, my God! No, no! No! |
187 | 00:13:34,320 | 00:13:35,833 | (WOMAN SCREAMING) | (WOMAN SCREAMING) |
188 | 00:13:38,320 | 00:13:41,551 | No, thanks ever so much. It was really useful actually. | No, thanks ever so much. It was really useful actually. |
189 | 00:13:41,640 | 00:13:44,519 | It's given me some great insights, I think, on where to go with it all. | It's given me some great insights, I think, on where to go with it all. |
190 | 00:13:44,600 | 00:13:48,116 | Pleasure. Well, I'll see you at rehearsals then, Lindsey, on Friday. | Pleasure. Well, I'll see you at rehearsals then, Lindsey, on Friday. |
191 | 00:13:48,200 | 00:13:50,237 | Okay, yep. Bye. | Okay, yep. Bye. |
192 | 00:14:00,800 | 00:14:04,350 | You know, it's a shame about Christopher Lee. | You know, it's a shame about Christopher Lee. |
193 | 00:14:04,440 | 00:14:07,876 | He never quite managed to pull it off somehow, did he? | He never quite managed to pull it off somehow, did he? |
194 | 00:14:08,200 | 00:14:11,670 | Never really got under the skin of the character. | Never really got under the skin of the character. |
195 | 00:14:12,640 | 00:14:14,597 | As far as I could see. | As far as I could see. |
196 | 00:14:14,680 | 00:14:17,957 | Yes, well. When you've finished drinking the blood of virgins, | Yes, well. When you've finished drinking the blood of virgins, |
197 | 00:14:18,040 | 00:14:20,919 | you may like to know that our number plates have gone. | you may like to know that our number plates have gone. |
198 | 00:14:21,440 | 00:14:23,716 | Number plates? How do you mean gone? | Number plates? How do you mean gone? |
199 | 00:14:23,920 | 00:14:25,638 | Gone, stolen. | Gone, stolen. |
200 | 00:14:25,840 | 00:14:29,470 | Probably by somebody around here who was sick to death of the sight of them. | Probably by somebody around here who was sick to death of the sight of them. |
201 | 00:14:29,560 | 00:14:30,755 | (PHONE RINGING) | (PHONE RINGING) |
202 | 00:14:30,840 | 00:14:33,116 | Don't answer that! | Don't answer that! |
203 | 00:14:34,400 | 00:14:37,631 | That'll be Ronnie and Mildred's noon offensive. | That'll be Ronnie and Mildred's noon offensive. |
204 | 00:14:37,800 | 00:14:40,440 | You pick that up and we'll be stuck with them forever more. | You pick that up and we'll be stuck with them forever more. |
205 | 00:14:40,520 | 00:14:43,160 | Sorry, I forgot. Is that the second post? | Sorry, I forgot. Is that the second post? |
206 | 00:14:43,240 | 00:14:45,993 | -Yep. -No news, I suppose, about my test result. | -Yep. -No news, I suppose, about my test result. |
207 | 00:14:46,080 | 00:14:47,150 | What test? | What test? |
208 | 00:14:47,240 | 00:14:50,358 | Well, I'm not talking about my eleven-plus, am I? | Well, I'm not talking about my eleven-plus, am I? |
209 | 00:14:50,440 | 00:14:51,589 | My test. | My test. |
210 | 00:14:51,680 | 00:14:55,435 | Will you stop going on about that thing? You're worse than a child. | Will you stop going on about that thing? You're worse than a child. |
211 | 00:14:55,920 | 00:14:59,470 | If you want to do something useful, go and look up the number of that car place | If you want to do something useful, go and look up the number of that car place |
212 | 00:14:59,560 | 00:15:01,995 | and see about getting us some new plates. | and see about getting us some new plates. |
213 | 00:15:10,720 | 00:15:11,994 | Right. | Right. |
214 | 00:15:12,560 | 00:15:14,676 | That's me off to rehearsals, then. | That's me off to rehearsals, then. |
215 | 00:15:15,160 | 00:15:16,833 | I may be a while. | I may be a while. |
216 | 00:15:17,280 | 00:15:20,477 | Oh, and I think we've missed the electricity man again. | Oh, and I think we've missed the electricity man again. |
217 | 00:15:20,560 | 00:15:23,279 | I've left his card on the table if you want to do a reading. | I've left his card on the table if you want to do a reading. |
218 | 00:15:31,080 | 00:15:35,153 | Just take some deep breaths, Wilf. You'll be fine. | Just take some deep breaths, Wilf. You'll be fine. |
219 | 00:15:35,520 | 00:15:39,753 | I suppose, on reflection, that Knickerbocker Glory was a bit heavy. | I suppose, on reflection, that Knickerbocker Glory was a bit heavy. |
220 | 00:15:39,840 | 00:15:42,434 | You know what you're like in cars these days. | You know what you're like in cars these days. |
221 | 00:15:43,480 | 00:15:47,030 | It's a godsend I've still got their spare key from the other week. | It's a godsend I've still got their spare key from the other week. |
222 | 00:15:47,320 | 00:15:50,836 | We'll just pop you inside and you can have a little lie down | We'll just pop you inside and you can have a little lie down |
223 | 00:15:50,920 | 00:15:53,355 | till your tummy's settled. | till your tummy's settled. |
224 | 00:15:53,480 | 00:15:55,039 | As I say, | As I say, |
225 | 00:15:56,240 | 00:15:59,153 | they were desperate to come out with us themselves. | they were desperate to come out with us themselves. |
226 | 00:15:59,320 | 00:16:00,913 | But there we are. | But there we are. |
227 | 00:16:01,000 | 00:16:04,755 | I don't suppose it's been much fun for the two of them all day, | I don't suppose it's been much fun for the two of them all day, |
228 | 00:16:04,840 | 00:16:07,480 | having to go to London for a funeral. | having to go to London for a funeral. |
229 | 00:16:44,680 | 00:16:45,795 | (KEYS JINGLING) | (KEYS JINGLING) |
230 | 00:16:45,880 | 00:16:49,919 | JEAN: Just one more second, Wilf. Try to hold out. | JEAN: Just one more second, Wilf. Try to hold out. |
231 | 00:16:56,960 | 00:17:00,032 | I'll just pop upstairs and get you a wet flannel. | I'll just pop upstairs and get you a wet flannel. |
232 | 00:17:00,120 | 00:17:01,269 | (WILF RETCHING) | (WILF RETCHING) |
233 | 00:17:03,440 | 00:17:06,637 | Okay, then, everyone. Erm, we're just gonna have a look at a few problem areas | Okay, then, everyone. Erm, we're just gonna have a look at a few problem areas |
234 | 00:17:06,720 | 00:17:09,917 | in Act III this afternoon. I think we're all present and correct. | in Act III this afternoon. I think we're all present and correct. |
235 | 00:17:10,000 | 00:17:12,196 | Er, Mrs Impey will be with us shortly. | Er, Mrs Impey will be with us shortly. |
236 | 00:17:12,280 | 00:17:15,113 | She's just upstairs with Derek having her costume tweaked. | She's just upstairs with Derek having her costume tweaked. |
237 | 00:17:15,200 | 00:17:18,318 | And, oh, yes. One bit of good news first of all, Mr Meldrew. | And, oh, yes. One bit of good news first of all, Mr Meldrew. |
238 | 00:17:18,480 | 00:17:22,110 | Remember I said Lindsey had gone down with a nasty tummy bug | Remember I said Lindsey had gone down with a nasty tummy bug |
239 | 00:17:22,200 | 00:17:25,192 | and might not be well enough for your big seduction scene together? | and might not be well enough for your big seduction scene together? |
240 | 00:17:25,280 | 00:17:27,112 | Well, she's got worse, I'm afraid. | Well, she's got worse, I'm afraid. |
241 | 00:17:27,200 | 00:17:29,476 | But, at the last minute, her auntie Maureen | But, at the last minute, her auntie Maureen |
242 | 00:17:29,560 | 00:17:32,712 | has very generously agreed to step into her shoes. | has very generously agreed to step into her shoes. |
243 | 00:17:33,600 | 00:17:36,752 | So, luckily, we've fallen on our feet there. | So, luckily, we've fallen on our feet there. |
244 | 00:17:36,840 | 00:17:42,279 | Now, why don't you come and park yourself here next to Mr Snoxle and we'll begin. | Now, why don't you come and park yourself here next to Mr Snoxle and we'll begin. |
245 | 00:17:54,000 | 00:17:55,718 | How are you feeling now? | How are you feeling now? |
246 | 00:17:57,720 | 00:18:00,439 | I think I would like a glare of water. | I think I would like a glare of water. |
247 | 00:18:00,800 | 00:18:03,394 | Yes, of course. You wait right there. | Yes, of course. You wait right there. |
248 | 00:18:06,080 | 00:18:08,640 | I think I am going to be sick again. | I think I am going to be sick again. |
249 | 00:18:16,480 | 00:18:19,199 | So, that's been a very productive session then, everyone. | So, that's been a very productive session then, everyone. |
250 | 00:18:19,280 | 00:18:22,033 | Now, there's more tea coming if anyone wants it. | Now, there's more tea coming if anyone wants it. |
251 | 00:18:22,120 | 00:18:24,634 | And an orange juice for you, Mrs Impey, wasn't it? | And an orange juice for you, Mrs Impey, wasn't it? |
252 | 00:18:25,640 | 00:18:27,711 | Oh, yes. Mr Meldrew, I nearly forgot. | Oh, yes. Mr Meldrew, I nearly forgot. |
253 | 00:18:27,840 | 00:18:31,310 | This came through my door for you this morning, in error. | This came through my door for you this morning, in error. |
254 | 00:18:31,400 | 00:18:33,357 | -Chartres Hospital. -Mmm. Yeah. | -Chartres Hospital. -Mmm. Yeah. |
255 | 00:18:33,480 | 00:18:37,314 | Didn't you say you were expecting some test results from there or something? | Didn't you say you were expecting some test results from there or something? |
256 | 00:18:37,400 | 00:18:39,960 | -WOMAN: Mr Swainey. -Yes, coming right up. | -WOMAN: Mr Swainey. -Yes, coming right up. |
257 | 00:18:51,520 | 00:18:52,999 | So, what do you think? | So, what do you think? |
258 | 00:18:53,080 | 00:18:55,913 | You've got a bit more colour in your cheeks now. | You've got a bit more colour in your cheeks now. |
259 | 00:18:56,160 | 00:18:58,436 | Do you want to rest a bit longer or...? | Do you want to rest a bit longer or...? |
260 | 00:19:29,120 | 00:19:30,474 | Oh... | Oh... |
261 | 00:19:40,840 | 00:19:43,719 | SYNTHESIZER: I think I would like a glare of water. | SYNTHESIZER: I think I would like a glare of water. |
262 | 00:19:48,320 | 00:19:50,834 | I think I am going to be sick again. | I think I am going to be sick again. |
263 | 00:20:01,760 | 00:20:03,194 | (TOILET FLUSHING) | (TOILET FLUSHING) |
264 | 00:20:44,760 | 00:20:46,433 | MARGARET: Ow! | MARGARET: Ow! |
265 | 00:20:51,760 | 00:20:54,832 | What the hell are you doing in there? | What the hell are you doing in there? |
266 | 00:20:55,800 | 00:20:57,632 | What am I doing...? | What am I doing...? |
267 | 00:20:57,880 | 00:20:59,393 | I'll be... | I'll be... |
268 | 00:21:00,200 | 00:21:01,679 | How long have you been back? | How long have you been back? |
269 | 00:21:01,760 | 00:21:04,229 | -Since about 5:00. Why? Five... | -Since about 5:00. Why? Five... |
270 | 00:21:04,880 | 00:21:06,632 | (GRUNTING) | (GRUNTING) |
271 | 00:21:07,400 | 00:21:09,596 | Jean was here. | Jean was here. |
272 | 00:21:10,280 | 00:21:13,193 | Cousin Wilf was being sick in the car again | Cousin Wilf was being sick in the car again |
273 | 00:21:13,360 | 00:21:17,672 | and they came in here to... Oh! For the love of monk! | and they came in here to... Oh! For the love of monk! |
274 | 00:21:18,360 | 00:21:22,354 | Four hours nearly, I've been in there doubled up like a penknife. | Four hours nearly, I've been in there doubled up like a penknife. |
275 | 00:21:22,720 | 00:21:25,394 | Didn't you even wonder where I was? | Didn't you even wonder where I was? |
276 | 00:21:25,840 | 00:21:28,753 | -I had other things on my mind. -Oh, what? | -I had other things on my mind. -Oh, what? |
277 | 00:21:29,400 | 00:21:32,870 | Prising your face out of Lindsey Gibbon's neck all afternoon? | Prising your face out of Lindsey Gibbon's neck all afternoon? |
278 | 00:21:33,240 | 00:21:35,800 | -My test result is positive. -What? | -My test result is positive. -What? |
279 | 00:21:38,200 | 00:21:39,349 | What? | What? |
280 | 00:21:40,080 | 00:21:42,799 | You mean, they found there was blood in the... | You mean, they found there was blood in the... |
281 | 00:21:43,080 | 00:21:46,914 | Said I have to make an appointment with a specialist at my earliest convenience | Said I have to make an appointment with a specialist at my earliest convenience |
282 | 00:21:47,000 | 00:21:48,877 | for further investigations. | for further investigations. |
283 | 00:21:51,080 | 00:21:52,832 | Perhaps I'll make a cup of tea. | Perhaps I'll make a cup of tea. |
284 | 00:21:58,040 | 00:21:59,439 | (DOOR OPENING) | (DOOR OPENING) |
285 | 00:21:59,920 | 00:22:03,390 | MARGARET: I despair. I do, straight. | MARGARET: I despair. I do, straight. |
286 | 00:22:04,040 | 00:22:08,511 | Last week, two big black bags I gave you. | Last week, two big black bags I gave you. |
287 | 00:22:09,000 | 00:22:11,799 | One, full of clothes to take to the dry cleaners. | One, full of clothes to take to the dry cleaners. |
288 | 00:22:12,120 | 00:22:16,079 | The other, with the carpet cuttings to go up the tip. | The other, with the carpet cuttings to go up the tip. |
289 | 00:22:19,560 | 00:22:21,995 | I mean, no one would believe it, would they? | I mean, no one would believe it, would they? |
290 | 00:22:30,240 | 00:22:33,995 | So, that's three of my best skirts, is it, | So, that's three of my best skirts, is it, |
291 | 00:22:34,080 | 00:22:36,356 | have now gone into the crusher. | have now gone into the crusher. |
292 | 00:22:36,880 | 00:22:40,999 | I wonder you've got the brains you were born with sometimes... | I wonder you've got the brains you were born with sometimes... |
293 | 00:22:44,880 | 00:22:47,474 | What time is your hospital appointment? 12:30? | What time is your hospital appointment? 12:30? |
294 | 00:22:47,640 | 00:22:49,711 | You sure you don't want me to come with you? | You sure you don't want me to come with you? |
295 | 00:22:49,800 | 00:22:53,156 | I don't have to do this wretched number plate thing today. | I don't have to do this wretched number plate thing today. |
296 | 00:22:53,240 | 00:22:54,992 | No, you go and get that sorted out. | No, you go and get that sorted out. |
297 | 00:22:55,080 | 00:22:58,471 | Perhaps, I'll find you on the way back. It's only two bus stops. | Perhaps, I'll find you on the way back. It's only two bus stops. |
298 | 00:22:58,560 | 00:23:02,519 | It's probably just a small ulcer or something in there that's been bleeding. | It's probably just a small ulcer or something in there that's been bleeding. |
299 | 00:23:02,600 | 00:23:04,398 | I'll see you later. | I'll see you later. |
300 | 00:23:04,480 | 00:23:06,198 | And stop worrying. | And stop worrying. |
301 | 00:23:17,080 | 00:23:18,559 | JEAN: Anyone in? | JEAN: Anyone in? |
302 | 00:23:20,720 | 00:23:22,916 | I'm sorry I'm a bit later than I said. | I'm sorry I'm a bit later than I said. |
303 | 00:23:23,200 | 00:23:27,319 | My car started making a noise like an elephant whenever I go into third gear. | My car started making a noise like an elephant whenever I go into third gear. |
304 | 00:23:28,920 | 00:23:31,594 | -For some reason. -Right, I'll get that thing for you. | -For some reason. -Right, I'll get that thing for you. |
305 | 00:23:33,000 | 00:23:36,880 | Shame that. I've got rather a lot to get today. | Shame that. I've got rather a lot to get today. |
306 | 00:23:37,720 | 00:23:38,869 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
307 | 00:23:38,960 | 00:23:42,590 | Of course, I still haven't been in your new car yet, have I? | Of course, I still haven't been in your new car yet, have I? |
308 | 00:23:43,160 | 00:23:46,278 | Didn't you say you had to go into town at some point today? | Didn't you say you had to go into town at some point today? |
309 | 00:23:46,840 | 00:23:48,672 | Or did I imagine it? | Or did I imagine it? |
310 | 00:23:50,040 | 00:23:52,395 | So, Mr Meldrew. | So, Mr Meldrew. |
311 | 00:23:53,760 | 00:23:55,956 | Haemocult tests were positive. | Haemocult tests were positive. |
312 | 00:23:57,360 | 00:24:02,355 | But no clinical symptoms other than a generally irritable bowel. | But no clinical symptoms other than a generally irritable bowel. |
313 | 00:24:03,880 | 00:24:05,996 | And there's no reason you can think of | And there's no reason you can think of |
314 | 00:24:06,080 | 00:24:09,710 | why blood should have found its way into your digestive system? | why blood should have found its way into your digestive system? |
315 | 00:24:18,160 | 00:24:20,800 | Unless it's to do with being a vampire. | Unless it's to do with being a vampire. |
316 | 00:24:29,160 | 00:24:32,039 | I'm rehearsing for this play. | I'm rehearsing for this play. |
317 | 00:24:34,360 | 00:24:36,829 | I'm afraid there's no easy way of finding out | I'm afraid there's no easy way of finding out |
318 | 00:24:36,920 | 00:24:40,311 | what's lurking inside a person's large intestine, Mr Meldrew. | what's lurking inside a person's large intestine, Mr Meldrew. |
319 | 00:24:41,120 | 00:24:45,353 | So, are you familiar with a procedure called a colonoscopy? | So, are you familiar with a procedure called a colonoscopy? |
320 | 00:25:27,960 | 00:25:28,995 | Victor. | Victor. |
321 | 00:25:32,720 | 00:25:35,314 | What did he say? Was everything all right? | What did he say? Was everything all right? |
322 | 00:25:35,800 | 00:25:37,871 | They gave me a sedative. | They gave me a sedative. |
323 | 00:25:38,720 | 00:25:45,069 | Well, they put this thing like a long tube with a sparkler on the end right up inside... | Well, they put this thing like a long tube with a sparkler on the end right up inside... |
324 | 00:25:45,160 | 00:25:46,150 | Er... | Er... |
325 | 00:25:48,000 | 00:25:52,437 | -What did they find? -Mrs Warboys' black pudding. | -What did they find? -Mrs Warboys' black pudding. |
326 | 00:25:53,160 | 00:25:54,275 | What? | What? |
327 | 00:25:54,360 | 00:25:57,796 | Said he couldn't find anything at all wrong there inside me. | Said he couldn't find anything at all wrong there inside me. |
328 | 00:25:58,080 | 00:26:00,151 | Then, as I was getting dressed | Then, as I was getting dressed |
329 | 00:26:00,920 | 00:26:05,756 | I suddenly remembered. I'd had that ruddy black pudding. | I suddenly remembered. I'd had that ruddy black pudding. |
330 | 00:26:07,120 | 00:26:10,317 | Full of pig's blood and God-knows-what. | Full of pig's blood and God-knows-what. |
331 | 00:26:12,560 | 00:26:15,552 | I need to lie down before I fall down. Where's the car? | I need to lie down before I fall down. Where's the car? |
332 | 00:26:47,480 | 00:26:51,838 | Oh, where is he? I thought you said he'd come out to the car for a lie down. | Oh, where is he? I thought you said he'd come out to the car for a lie down. |
333 | 00:26:51,960 | 00:26:54,076 | Well, he did. I mean... | Well, he did. I mean... |
334 | 00:26:56,960 | 00:27:00,999 | He wouldn't have got into the wrong one or anything, surely. | He wouldn't have got into the wrong one or anything, surely. |
335 | 00:27:34,320 | 00:27:36,197 | (THUNDER RUMBLING) | (THUNDER RUMBLING) |
336 | 00:27:40,160 | 00:27:43,551 | Go and sit down. You must be ready for a cup of tea. | Go and sit down. You must be ready for a cup of tea. |
337 | 00:27:43,640 | 00:27:45,631 | Sit down, that's a joke. | Sit down, that's a joke. |
338 | 00:27:46,680 | 00:27:50,958 | Bad enough feeling like I've had an anaconda up my anus, | Bad enough feeling like I've had an anaconda up my anus, |
339 | 00:27:51,040 | 00:27:54,351 | thanks to Mrs Warboys. | thanks to Mrs Warboys. |
340 | 00:27:54,440 | 00:27:59,150 | Then to waking up in the back of that bloody thing halfway to Burton-on-Trent. | Then to waking up in the back of that bloody thing halfway to Burton-on-Trent. |
341 | 00:28:00,080 | 00:28:02,799 | Never thought I was going to get off alive. | Never thought I was going to get off alive. |
342 | 00:28:03,320 | 00:28:05,880 | Well, it's lucky you had the money for the train fare. | Well, it's lucky you had the money for the train fare. |
343 | 00:28:06,120 | 00:28:07,269 | Or you might still... | Or you might still... |
344 | 00:28:07,360 | 00:28:08,759 | (PHONE RINGING) | (PHONE RINGING) |
345 | 00:28:09,800 | 00:28:11,199 | 4291. | 4291. |
346 | 00:28:12,880 | 00:28:14,075 | Ronnie. | Ronnie. |
347 | 00:28:16,160 | 00:28:20,199 | I'm sorry we haven't been in touch, but things have been a bit hectic here. | I'm sorry we haven't been in touch, but things have been a bit hectic here. |
348 | 00:28:20,640 | 00:28:21,789 | Hectic? | Hectic? |
349 | 00:28:22,040 | 00:28:25,271 | I've had a right basin-full of it lately, I have straight. | I've had a right basin-full of it lately, I have straight. |
350 | 00:28:26,520 | 00:28:29,751 | Pipes up your front end, pipes up your back. | Pipes up your front end, pipes up your back. |
351 | 00:28:30,200 | 00:28:33,397 | Whoever tried to force a camel through the eye of a needle... | Whoever tried to force a camel through the eye of a needle... |
352 | 00:28:34,840 | 00:28:37,229 | Yes, yes. We'll be round, right away. | Yes, yes. We'll be round, right away. |
353 | 00:28:37,400 | 00:28:41,189 | Round where right away? What the hell did you tell him that for? | Round where right away? What the hell did you tell him that for? |
354 | 00:28:41,600 | 00:28:43,716 | -Mildred's dead. -What do you mean? | -Mildred's dead. -What do you mean? |
355 | 00:28:44,680 | 00:28:46,193 | What do I mean? | What do I mean? |
356 | 00:28:46,880 | 00:28:50,396 | Dead. Stopped breathing. A few minutes ago. | Dead. Stopped breathing. A few minutes ago. |
357 | 00:28:50,720 | 00:28:53,599 | They were playing cards. She went upstairs... | They were playing cards. She went upstairs... |
358 | 00:28:53,960 | 00:28:57,476 | Poor man's in a terrible state. He didn't know who else to turn to. | Poor man's in a terrible state. He didn't know who else to turn to. |
359 | 00:28:57,560 | 00:28:59,153 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
360 | 00:29:00,600 | 00:29:02,034 | I'll get my coat. | I'll get my coat. |
361 | 00:29:02,120 | 00:29:03,838 | (THUNDER RUMBLING) | (THUNDER RUMBLING) |
362 | 00:29:07,600 | 00:29:09,273 | (DOOR BELL RINGING) | (DOOR BELL RINGING) |
363 | 00:29:16,680 | 00:29:17,909 | Ronnie. | Ronnie. |
364 | 00:29:18,840 | 00:29:23,755 | I don't know what on earth to say. Have you rung for an ambulance? | I don't know what on earth to say. Have you rung for an ambulance? |
365 | 00:29:24,080 | 00:29:29,075 | I mean, what happened? You say there was no sign, no warning of any kind. | I mean, what happened? You say there was no sign, no warning of any kind. |
366 | 00:29:29,160 | 00:29:32,835 | She only needed, Mrs Stitch, the Tailor's wife, to win. | She only needed, Mrs Stitch, the Tailor's wife, to win. |
367 | 00:29:35,240 | 00:29:38,949 | Said she'd just got to pop upstairs for a moment to... | Said she'd just got to pop upstairs for a moment to... |
368 | 00:29:40,000 | 00:29:41,593 | And then, of course, | And then, of course, |
369 | 00:29:41,680 | 00:29:43,512 | when she didn't come down again... | when she didn't come down again... |
370 | 00:29:45,680 | 00:29:46,954 | So, er... | So, er... |
371 | 00:29:48,080 | 00:29:49,514 | Where is she now? | Where is she now? |
372 | 00:29:50,680 | 00:29:52,398 | She still up there? | She still up there? |
373 | 00:30:12,560 | 00:30:16,030 | I just can't get my head round it even now. | I just can't get my head round it even now. |
374 | 00:30:21,000 | 00:30:24,470 | I mean, she seemed such a jolly soul. | I mean, she seemed such a jolly soul. |
375 | 00:30:24,560 | 00:30:26,597 | Well, they both did. | Well, they both did. |
376 | 00:30:27,720 | 00:30:31,679 | Now we find out she's been suffering these terrible bouts of depression. | Now we find out she's been suffering these terrible bouts of depression. |
377 | 00:30:32,720 | 00:30:35,633 | Heaven knows how he's gonna cope from now on. | Heaven knows how he's gonna cope from now on. |
378 | 00:30:36,960 | 00:30:40,954 | It would be an upset for anyone, I should think, to find your wife's hanged herself | It would be an upset for anyone, I should think, to find your wife's hanged herself |
379 | 00:30:41,040 | 00:30:42,678 | during a game of Happy Families. | during a game of Happy Families. |
380 | 00:30:46,360 | 00:30:49,876 | So, that's another funeral we've got to go to. | So, that's another funeral we've got to go to. |
381 | 00:30:50,160 | 00:30:53,039 | What do you mean another one? The first one didn't exist. | What do you mean another one? The first one didn't exist. |
382 | 00:30:56,040 | 00:30:57,360 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
383 | 00:30:58,480 | 00:31:02,553 | How are you supposed to cope with all the tragedy in life? | How are you supposed to cope with all the tragedy in life? |
384 | 00:31:06,000 | 00:31:10,073 | What was it that philosopher said? "Just go out and cultivate your garden." | What was it that philosopher said? "Just go out and cultivate your garden." |
385 | 00:31:10,960 | 00:31:13,634 | If you don't mind, I'll just go and water the dahlias. | If you don't mind, I'll just go and water the dahlias. |
386 | 00:31:17,920 | 00:31:19,115 | Victor? | Victor? |
387 | 00:31:20,960 | 00:31:22,155 | What? | What? |
388 | 00:31:24,760 | 00:31:26,273 | I'll get the lunch on. | I'll get the lunch on. |
389 | 00:31:29,400 | 00:31:32,438 | # They say I might as well face the truth | # They say I might as well face the truth |
390 | 00:31:32,840 | 00:31:35,673 | # That I am just too long in the tooth | # That I am just too long in the tooth |
391 | 00:31:36,320 | 00:31:38,755 | # I've started to deteriorate | # I've started to deteriorate |
392 | 00:31:39,640 | 00:31:42,792 | # And now I've passed my own sell-by date | # And now I've passed my own sell-by date |
393 | 00:31:43,280 | 00:31:46,318 | # Oh, I am no spring chicken, it's true | # Oh, I am no spring chicken, it's true |
394 | 00:31:46,760 | 00:31:49,593 | # I have to pop my teeth in to chew | # I have to pop my teeth in to chew |
395 | 00:31:50,200 | 00:31:53,272 | # And my old knees have started to knock | # And my old knees have started to knock |
396 | 00:31:53,680 | 00:31:56,752 | # I've just got too many miles on the clock | # I've just got too many miles on the clock |
397 | 00:31:57,120 | 00:32:00,272 | # So I'm a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways | # So I'm a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways |
398 | 00:32:00,880 | 00:32:04,271 | # It's true that my body has seen better days | # It's true that my body has seen better days |
399 | 00:32:04,600 | 00:32:08,230 | # But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave | # But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave |
400 | 00:32:08,560 | 00:32:10,676 | # One foot in the grave | # One foot in the grave |
401 | 00:32:11,920 | 00:32:14,036 | # One foot in the grave | # One foot in the grave |
402 | 00:32:15,400 | 00:32:17,516 | # One foot in the grave # | # One foot in the grave # |