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1 | 00:00:30,447 | 00:00:32,491 | -You've done this before. -No. | -You've done this before. -No. |
2 | 00:00:32,533 | 00:00:33,951 | Obviously you have. | Obviously you have. |
3 | 00:00:33,992 | 00:00:36,537 | -Oh, God. -Obviously. | -Oh, God. -Obviously. |
4 | 00:00:37,287 | 00:00:40,165 | -I have to go back to work. -No. | -I have to go back to work. -No. |
5 | 00:00:40,415 | 00:00:43,794 | -No, you don't have to go to work. -Yes, I do. | -No, you don't have to go to work. -Yes, I do. |
6 | 00:00:43,836 | 00:00:46,046 | -I have to go. It's time. -No, no. | -I have to go. It's time. -No, no. |
7 | 00:00:46,088 | 00:00:48,340 | Wait a minute. Just-- Just-- Just-- | Wait a minute. Just-- Just-- Just-- |
8 | 00:00:48,382 | 00:00:51,134 | Just give me, like, 10 minutes more. | Just give me, like, 10 minutes more. |
9 | 00:00:51,176 | 00:00:53,804 | Fifteen, 20 minutes more? Come on. | Fifteen, 20 minutes more? Come on. |
10 | 00:00:53,846 | 00:00:57,307 | -I want to show you something. -What? | -I want to show you something. -What? |
11 | 00:00:57,349 | 00:00:59,601 | What is this thing? How does this work? | What is this thing? How does this work? |
12 | 00:00:59,643 | 00:01:02,104 | Am I supposed to twist this or something? | Am I supposed to twist this or something? |
13 | 00:01:02,145 | 00:01:03,689 | Was that you? | Was that you? |
14 | 00:01:03,730 | 00:01:05,774 | We're experiencing minor turbulence. | We're experiencing minor turbulence. |
15 | 00:01:05,816 | 00:01:08,485 | Please observe the fasten-seat-belt sign. | Please observe the fasten-seat-belt sign. |
16 | 00:01:09,069 | 00:01:11,697 | -Would you get me a cup of coffee? -No problem. | -Would you get me a cup of coffee? -No problem. |
17 | 00:01:11,738 | 00:01:13,907 | Flight attendants, prepare for landing. | Flight attendants, prepare for landing. |
18 | 00:01:14,199 | 00:01:17,703 | I have to get back to work. We'll be landing in 30 minutes. | I have to get back to work. We'll be landing in 30 minutes. |
19 | 00:01:23,500 | 00:01:26,128 | I'm a frequent flyer, they gave me a bonus. | I'm a frequent flyer, they gave me a bonus. |
20 | 00:01:27,045 | 00:01:28,338 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
21 | 00:01:28,380 | 00:01:32,801 | We're on final approach to Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. | We're on final approach to Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. |
22 | 00:01:32,843 | 00:01:35,512 | The captain has turned on the no-smoking sign. | The captain has turned on the no-smoking sign. |
23 | 00:01:35,554 | 00:01:38,348 | Please extinguish all cigarettes. Return seats to the upright position. | Please extinguish all cigarettes. Return seats to the upright position. |
24 | 00:01:40,809 | 00:01:43,812 | The temperature on the ground is 75 degrees. | The temperature on the ground is 75 degrees. |
25 | 00:01:43,854 | 00:01:46,481 | The local time is 8:10 am. | The local time is 8:10 am. |
26 | 00:01:46,523 | 00:01:50,360 | On behalf of our crew, thank you for flying Trans Allied... | On behalf of our crew, thank you for flying Trans Allied... |
27 | 00:01:50,861 | 00:01:54,072 | ...the official airline of the Indiana Pacers. | ...the official airline of the Indiana Pacers. |
28 | 00:02:59,388 | 00:03:01,765 | Welcome to Chicago | Welcome to Chicago |
29 | 00:03:52,441 | 00:03:53,609 | No lights. | No lights. |
30 | 00:03:53,650 | 00:03:57,279 | -Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field. -I've signed. | -Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field. -I've signed. |
31 | 00:03:57,321 | 00:03:59,406 | No lights at Wrigley Field. | No lights at Wrigley Field. |
32 | 00:03:59,656 | 00:04:02,618 | From Davenport? That's one of the quad cities. | From Davenport? That's one of the quad cities. |
33 | 00:04:02,659 | 00:04:05,871 | Twice as good as the Twin Cities. Good luck. | Twice as good as the Twin Cities. Good luck. |
34 | 00:04:05,913 | 00:04:08,040 | Matty and Matty, the maintenance men. | Matty and Matty, the maintenance men. |
35 | 00:04:08,081 | 00:04:11,460 | What are the odds of that? Two Mattys in one building. | What are the odds of that? Two Mattys in one building. |
36 | 00:04:11,502 | 00:04:13,921 | -Welcome back. -Polly, still pushing grapes. | -Welcome back. -Polly, still pushing grapes. |
37 | 00:04:13,962 | 00:04:15,255 | Boyle Gargas & Lionel | Boyle Gargas & Lionel |
38 | 00:04:15,297 | 00:04:17,757 | -Is she filling out an application? -Yes, she is. | -Is she filling out an application? -Yes, she is. |
39 | 00:04:17,798 | 00:04:21,136 | Don't do it. It's hell through these doors. | Don't do it. It's hell through these doors. |
40 | 00:04:21,178 | 00:04:25,057 | Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady the truth about advertising. | Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady the truth about advertising. |
41 | 00:04:25,098 | 00:04:27,059 | BG & L hell. | BG & L hell. |
42 | 00:04:27,100 | 00:04:30,187 | Here's the guys who are working very hard. | Here's the guys who are working very hard. |
43 | 00:04:31,313 | 00:04:33,982 | Right up inside. This is all I can spare today. | Right up inside. This is all I can spare today. |
44 | 00:04:34,024 | 00:04:36,193 | -Thanks, dude. -Mr. Basner. | -Thanks, dude. -Mr. Basner. |
45 | 00:04:36,235 | 00:04:39,988 | Two examples for child labor laws. Check out the talent. | Two examples for child labor laws. Check out the talent. |
46 | 00:04:40,030 | 00:04:42,241 | I'm back. Remember me? | I'm back. Remember me? |
47 | 00:04:42,741 | 00:04:45,160 | They're in there. Thanks, Donovan. | They're in there. Thanks, Donovan. |
48 | 00:04:45,202 | 00:04:48,413 | I brought you a gift from the Bahamas. Why? | I brought you a gift from the Bahamas. Why? |
49 | 00:04:48,455 | 00:04:52,292 | Because you crack me up. You make me laugh. | Because you crack me up. You make me laugh. |
50 | 00:04:52,334 | 00:04:55,170 | Good to see-- Is this red tie day? Nobody told me. | Good to see-- Is this red tie day? Nobody told me. |
51 | 00:04:55,212 | 00:04:58,841 | -Bloody Friday. -Hear what happened to Clemens? | -Bloody Friday. -Hear what happened to Clemens? |
52 | 00:04:58,882 | 00:05:02,094 | -He got terminated. -We fired Clemens? | -He got terminated. -We fired Clemens? |
53 | 00:05:02,135 | 00:05:03,887 | I'm sorry to hear that. | I'm sorry to hear that. |
54 | 00:05:04,388 | 00:05:07,057 | He was an asshole. Come on. | He was an asshole. Come on. |
55 | 00:05:07,099 | 00:05:09,810 | -Ted? How are you? -All right. | -Ted? How are you? -All right. |
56 | 00:05:09,852 | 00:05:12,312 | Congratulations on the promotion. | Congratulations on the promotion. |
57 | 00:05:12,354 | 00:05:16,400 | That's big of you. Is today your birthday? | That's big of you. Is today your birthday? |
58 | 00:05:16,942 | 00:05:20,821 | -Welcome back, Basner. -You want to see my tan line? | -Welcome back, Basner. -You want to see my tan line? |
59 | 00:05:21,154 | 00:05:25,659 | Clemens is gone. Rumor has it he stored drugs in his cubicle. | Clemens is gone. Rumor has it he stored drugs in his cubicle. |
60 | 00:05:25,701 | 00:05:28,078 | -Slice the chair open. -Get an airport dog. | -Slice the chair open. -Get an airport dog. |
61 | 00:05:28,120 | 00:05:30,873 | Doris, did you miss me? Of course. | Doris, did you miss me? Of course. |
62 | 00:05:32,708 | 00:05:35,544 | Thanks for the quickie. You wear me out. | Thanks for the quickie. You wear me out. |
63 | 00:05:35,586 | 00:05:37,713 | Put that out. I see the smoke. | Put that out. I see the smoke. |
64 | 00:05:37,754 | 00:05:41,466 | Where's the best and the brightest? The real creative aspect. | Where's the best and the brightest? The real creative aspect. |
65 | 00:05:41,508 | 00:05:44,970 | -The boss is back. -You don't check anything. | -The boss is back. -You don't check anything. |
66 | 00:05:45,012 | 00:05:48,557 | Welcome back, Mr. Basner. You cut it close, you know. | Welcome back, Mr. Basner. You cut it close, you know. |
67 | 00:05:48,599 | 00:05:51,894 | Ten urgent messages, but you're due in the conference room. | Ten urgent messages, but you're due in the conference room. |
68 | 00:05:51,935 | 00:05:54,563 | Get this fixed. It almost killed me. | Get this fixed. It almost killed me. |
69 | 00:05:54,605 | 00:05:57,733 | -Hello to the team. Who's got a team? -We got a team. | -Hello to the team. Who's got a team? -We got a team. |
70 | 00:05:57,774 | 00:06:00,736 | We got Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi-- | We got Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi-- |
71 | 00:06:00,777 | 00:06:02,988 | I don't know where your lips have been. | I don't know where your lips have been. |
72 | 00:06:03,030 | 00:06:04,198 | How's the Bahamas? | How's the Bahamas? |
73 | 00:06:04,239 | 00:06:07,784 | Great, but you wouldn't like diving. You can't smoke underwater. | Great, but you wouldn't like diving. You can't smoke underwater. |
74 | 00:06:07,826 | 00:06:11,330 | Who did this? This is adorable. Brian, that was great. | Who did this? This is adorable. Brian, that was great. |
75 | 00:06:11,371 | 00:06:13,624 | Who locked it? It's a joke. | Who locked it? It's a joke. |
76 | 00:06:13,874 | 00:06:16,752 | It's an office. Let's lose the plant. | It's an office. Let's lose the plant. |
77 | 00:06:16,793 | 00:06:20,339 | -Look at this. It's a man's desk. -Bring us any presents? | -Look at this. It's a man's desk. -Bring us any presents? |
78 | 00:06:20,589 | 00:06:22,674 | I have gifts for every one of you... | I have gifts for every one of you... |
79 | 00:06:22,716 | 00:06:26,845 | ...including a figurehead from a ship 300 feet below the surface of the sea. | ...including a figurehead from a ship 300 feet below the surface of the sea. |
80 | 00:06:26,887 | 00:06:29,264 | That's for me. What? | That's for me. What? |
81 | 00:06:29,306 | 00:06:32,434 | An office with a window. | An office with a window. |
82 | 00:06:55,040 | 00:06:59,294 | Oh, for me? This is lovely. We don't handle these people. | Oh, for me? This is lovely. We don't handle these people. |
83 | 00:06:59,336 | 00:07:02,089 | Hey, I can see traffic accidents from up here. | Hey, I can see traffic accidents from up here. |
84 | 00:07:02,130 | 00:07:04,091 | -Okay, staff. -Listen up. | -Okay, staff. -Listen up. |
85 | 00:07:04,132 | 00:07:08,220 | You infectious group of guys and gals, the first order of business is: Out. | You infectious group of guys and gals, the first order of business is: Out. |
86 | 00:07:08,262 | 00:07:09,930 | No work right now. Not yet. | No work right now. Not yet. |
87 | 00:07:09,972 | 00:07:12,224 | I love these kind of meetings: Short. | I love these kind of meetings: Short. |
88 | 00:07:12,266 | 00:07:14,726 | I went shopping. New office, clothes, image. | I went shopping. New office, clothes, image. |
89 | 00:07:14,768 | 00:07:15,936 | That's nice. | That's nice. |
90 | 00:07:15,978 | 00:07:18,647 | -You've got a meeting now. -I will not forget. | -You've got a meeting now. -I will not forget. |
91 | 00:07:28,907 | 00:07:31,618 | Four, three, two, one. | Four, three, two, one. |
92 | 00:07:52,556 | 00:07:53,807 | adidas | adidas |
93 | 00:07:54,850 | 00:07:57,853 | That's it. Talk to me about it. Somebody, anybody. | That's it. Talk to me about it. Somebody, anybody. |
94 | 00:07:57,895 | 00:08:00,189 | The account is happy as a clam. | The account is happy as a clam. |
95 | 00:08:00,230 | 00:08:04,026 | Market tests show it does big. Especially in Europe, our main target. | Market tests show it does big. Especially in Europe, our main target. |
96 | 00:08:04,067 | 00:08:07,696 | -You do nice work, Basner. -He should after the raise he just got. | -You do nice work, Basner. -He should after the raise he just got. |
97 | 00:08:08,113 | 00:08:11,408 | That's it. Thank you very much. Thanks a lot. Let's go. | That's it. Thank you very much. Thanks a lot. Let's go. |
98 | 00:08:11,450 | 00:08:13,577 | Now, about that lunch.... | Now, about that lunch.... |
99 | 00:08:13,619 | 00:08:17,664 | No, do that, and put the memo on my desk in my new office. | No, do that, and put the memo on my desk in my new office. |
100 | 00:08:17,706 | 00:08:19,208 | -Congratulations. -Thank you. | -Congratulations. -Thank you. |
101 | 00:08:19,458 | 00:08:22,461 | Donovan, play that back for me, okay? | Donovan, play that back for me, okay? |
102 | 00:08:24,630 | 00:08:27,549 | -Donovan? -No, don't, Donovan. | -Donovan? -No, don't, Donovan. |
103 | 00:08:27,591 | 00:08:32,095 | David, I know that you've received at least two other offers from agencies. | David, I know that you've received at least two other offers from agencies. |
104 | 00:08:32,136 | 00:08:35,474 | Turn them down or I'm gonna throw you out your new window. | Turn them down or I'm gonna throw you out your new window. |
105 | 00:08:35,515 | 00:08:38,184 | Charlie, they're not gonna make me a partner. | Charlie, they're not gonna make me a partner. |
106 | 00:08:38,684 | 00:08:40,395 | Partner? | Partner? |
107 | 00:08:40,437 | 00:08:42,606 | Boyle, Gargas, Lionel & Basner? | Boyle, Gargas, Lionel & Basner? |
108 | 00:08:43,524 | 00:08:46,151 | Like John, Paul, George and Ringo. | Like John, Paul, George and Ringo. |
109 | 00:08:46,193 | 00:08:49,655 | -You're pretty cocky. -No, just pretty capable. | -You're pretty cocky. -No, just pretty capable. |
110 | 00:08:50,155 | 00:08:53,116 | Oh, sure, at creating cute and flashy commercials. | Oh, sure, at creating cute and flashy commercials. |
111 | 00:08:53,534 | 00:08:56,370 | This is a business. You have to bring in new accounts. | This is a business. You have to bring in new accounts. |
112 | 00:08:56,912 | 00:08:58,997 | Just watch me. | Just watch me. |
113 | 00:08:59,289 | 00:09:01,625 | Here's one. Make it up right there. | Here's one. Make it up right there. |
114 | 00:09:01,667 | 00:09:03,085 | Yes. | Yes. |
115 | 00:09:05,754 | 00:09:07,256 | You pay him. | You pay him. |
116 | 00:09:07,506 | 00:09:12,344 | -I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed. -You're drunk. There you go. | -I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed. -You're drunk. There you go. |
117 | 00:09:12,386 | 00:09:13,512 | I'm having a drink. | I'm having a drink. |
118 | 00:09:14,847 | 00:09:16,473 | Run it by. | Run it by. |
119 | 00:09:16,515 | 00:09:18,892 | Yo, Davey. | Yo, Davey. |
120 | 00:09:18,934 | 00:09:21,019 | Meet Sheila and Louis. | Meet Sheila and Louis. |
121 | 00:09:21,061 | 00:09:22,729 | -Louise. -Great. | -Louise. -Great. |
122 | 00:09:22,771 | 00:09:25,023 | How's the wife? Did you lose the ring? | How's the wife? Did you lose the ring? |
123 | 00:09:25,065 | 00:09:28,485 | -David, this is my friend Sam. -Hi. Nice to meet you. | -David, this is my friend Sam. -Hi. Nice to meet you. |
124 | 00:09:28,944 | 00:09:32,573 | I'm glad you got the job and I didn't. Honest. I mean that. | I'm glad you got the job and I didn't. Honest. I mean that. |
125 | 00:09:32,614 | 00:09:35,826 | -Will you drive him home? -What will I tell my folks? | -Will you drive him home? -What will I tell my folks? |
126 | 00:09:35,868 | 00:09:37,035 | Sorry, boss. | Sorry, boss. |
127 | 00:09:37,077 | 00:09:39,913 | -Jo-Jo, give me a stout. -Beer's on us, Basner. | -Jo-Jo, give me a stout. -Beer's on us, Basner. |
128 | 00:09:40,455 | 00:09:43,000 | Thank you. Hey, nice-- What? | Thank you. Hey, nice-- What? |
129 | 00:09:43,041 | 00:09:46,420 | -See those Burnett Agency hot shots? -Jo-Jo's on it. | -See those Burnett Agency hot shots? -Jo-Jo's on it. |
130 | 00:09:46,461 | 00:09:48,672 | That's why you're the boss. | That's why you're the boss. |
131 | 00:09:50,132 | 00:09:53,969 | Some big outfit wants to switch ad agencies. | Some big outfit wants to switch ad agencies. |
132 | 00:09:54,011 | 00:09:57,014 | What big outfit? Their computer, their cosmetics line? | What big outfit? Their computer, their cosmetics line? |
133 | 00:09:57,055 | 00:09:59,850 | -It's an airline, okay? -Well, which one? | -It's an airline, okay? -Well, which one? |
134 | 00:09:59,892 | 00:10:03,395 | -I'll drop a microphone in their drinks. -Just go find out. | -I'll drop a microphone in their drinks. -Just go find out. |
135 | 00:10:03,437 | 00:10:06,148 | I'll fix you up with Cameron. You like Cameron? | I'll fix you up with Cameron. You like Cameron? |
136 | 00:10:06,190 | 00:10:08,192 | Well, yeah. | Well, yeah. |
137 | 00:10:08,233 | 00:10:10,444 | Okay. Just don't be too obvious. | Okay. Just don't be too obvious. |
138 | 00:10:10,694 | 00:10:13,989 | Go easy on him. I might need him at the office. | Go easy on him. I might need him at the office. |
139 | 00:10:14,031 | 00:10:15,157 | Another round? | Another round? |
140 | 00:10:16,992 | 00:10:19,036 | I gotta run. Got a hot date. | I gotta run. Got a hot date. |
141 | 00:10:19,077 | 00:10:21,914 | Who's got a hot date? I wanna talk to you. | Who's got a hot date? I wanna talk to you. |
142 | 00:10:23,290 | 00:10:24,875 | Keep your mouth shut. | Keep your mouth shut. |
143 | 00:10:34,551 | 00:10:37,179 | -Wait. Can we talk a minute? -No, we can't. | -Wait. Can we talk a minute? -No, we can't. |
144 | 00:10:37,221 | 00:10:41,266 | You told me you liked scuba-diving and you raised seahorses as a kid. | You told me you liked scuba-diving and you raised seahorses as a kid. |
145 | 00:10:41,308 | 00:10:43,769 | -Yes, I did. -And you like to-- | -Yes, I did. -And you like to-- |
146 | 00:10:46,230 | 00:10:49,191 | Tell me, are you involved with anybody? | Tell me, are you involved with anybody? |
147 | 00:10:49,233 | 00:10:50,817 | Yes. No. Well-- | Yes. No. Well-- |
148 | 00:10:51,068 | 00:10:53,987 | Does self-involved count? Because if it does.... | Does self-involved count? Because if it does.... |
149 | 00:10:55,572 | 00:10:57,032 | No phone calls. | No phone calls. |
150 | 00:10:57,074 | 00:11:00,536 | I left express orders not to be disturbed. | I left express orders not to be disturbed. |
151 | 00:11:01,119 | 00:11:02,746 | You've reached David Basner. | You've reached David Basner. |
152 | 00:11:02,788 | 00:11:05,791 | I'm looking for a new voice for commercial voiceovers. | I'm looking for a new voice for commercial voiceovers. |
153 | 00:11:05,832 | 00:11:08,544 | And you could be it if I like this, your audition. | And you could be it if I like this, your audition. |
154 | 00:11:08,585 | 00:11:11,255 | So leave your name and number. Ready? Action. | So leave your name and number. Ready? Action. |
155 | 00:11:11,755 | 00:11:13,465 | It's Max. | It's Max. |
156 | 00:11:13,507 | 00:11:18,303 | Max Basner, your father. Maybe you heard of me. | Max Basner, your father. Maybe you heard of me. |
157 | 00:11:18,554 | 00:11:22,766 | I thought you'd like to know your mother left me today. | I thought you'd like to know your mother left me today. |
158 | 00:11:25,477 | 00:11:28,105 | -What? -Oh, you're there. | -What? -Oh, you're there. |
159 | 00:11:28,146 | 00:11:31,942 | Yeah, I'm here. What is this about Mom? | Yeah, I'm here. What is this about Mom? |
160 | 00:11:31,984 | 00:11:35,112 | You got a girl there? Anybody you know? | You got a girl there? Anybody you know? |
161 | 00:11:35,153 | 00:11:37,281 | That's funny. What is this about Mom? | That's funny. What is this about Mom? |
162 | 00:11:37,322 | 00:11:39,157 | I'm not talking English, huh? | I'm not talking English, huh? |
163 | 00:11:39,199 | 00:11:42,911 | Thirty-six years of marriage and she walks out. | Thirty-six years of marriage and she walks out. |
164 | 00:11:42,953 | 00:11:47,332 | She took clothes. She took pots, pans, the blender. | She took clothes. She took pots, pans, the blender. |
165 | 00:11:47,374 | 00:11:52,129 | It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone with a meatloaf wrapped in tinfoil. | It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone with a meatloaf wrapped in tinfoil. |
166 | 00:11:52,171 | 00:11:54,923 | Dad, I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding. | Dad, I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding. |
167 | 00:11:54,965 | 00:11:57,050 | It's not a misunderstanding. | It's not a misunderstanding. |
168 | 00:11:57,092 | 00:12:01,555 | A misunderstanding, you take a toothbrush, not the blender. | A misunderstanding, you take a toothbrush, not the blender. |
169 | 00:12:01,597 | 00:12:04,183 | Well, look, I'm.... | Well, look, I'm.... |
170 | 00:12:04,224 | 00:12:07,603 | I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back? | I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back? |
171 | 00:12:18,030 | 00:12:20,365 | Did your mom leave your dad? | Did your mom leave your dad? |
172 | 00:12:20,407 | 00:12:22,409 | I guess so. | I guess so. |
173 | 00:12:26,121 | 00:12:29,750 | People just can't seem to relate anymore. | People just can't seem to relate anymore. |
174 | 00:12:40,802 | 00:12:41,845 | Bye-bye. | Bye-bye. |
175 | 00:12:42,804 | 00:12:44,640 | That'll be fine. | That'll be fine. |
176 | 00:12:47,893 | 00:12:51,772 | Hello, Mrs. Packanak. How are the birds? | Hello, Mrs. Packanak. How are the birds? |
177 | 00:13:06,245 | 00:13:08,497 | -Who is it? -David. | -Who is it? -David. |
178 | 00:13:08,539 | 00:13:10,707 | You know where the key is. | You know where the key is. |
179 | 00:13:28,267 | 00:13:30,018 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
180 | 00:13:39,903 | 00:13:41,446 | You all right? | You all right? |
181 | 00:13:41,738 | 00:13:44,283 | Never felt better. | Never felt better. |
182 | 00:13:48,787 | 00:13:50,581 | So, what's going on? | So, what's going on? |
183 | 00:13:51,081 | 00:13:56,086 | I got a horse here that cannot lose. | I got a horse here that cannot lose. |
184 | 00:13:56,587 | 00:14:00,507 | -Something burning or am I crazy? -You're going crazy. | -Something burning or am I crazy? -You're going crazy. |
185 | 00:14:01,967 | 00:14:05,304 | How do you like what your mother did with the furniture? | How do you like what your mother did with the furniture? |
186 | 00:14:06,096 | 00:14:07,973 | Your mother's a thief. | Your mother's a thief. |
187 | 00:14:08,015 | 00:14:12,060 | She took the sofa, the easy chair, the dining table. | She took the sofa, the easy chair, the dining table. |
188 | 00:14:12,102 | 00:14:14,354 | I gotta eat off the card table. | I gotta eat off the card table. |
189 | 00:14:14,396 | 00:14:17,274 | I started to shuffle the toast this morning. | I started to shuffle the toast this morning. |
190 | 00:14:19,067 | 00:14:20,569 | What is this? | What is this? |
191 | 00:14:22,112 | 00:14:23,655 | It's a steak. | It's a steak. |
192 | 00:14:26,325 | 00:14:29,494 | You want a steak? I'll throw on another one for myself. | You want a steak? I'll throw on another one for myself. |
193 | 00:14:29,536 | 00:14:32,039 | I don't want a steak. What's with you and Mom? | I don't want a steak. What's with you and Mom? |
194 | 00:14:32,080 | 00:14:34,333 | I can never find the ketchup. | I can never find the ketchup. |
195 | 00:14:34,374 | 00:14:37,002 | Where does your mother hide the ketchup? | Where does your mother hide the ketchup? |
196 | 00:14:38,086 | 00:14:40,923 | I haven't lived here in 10 years. | I haven't lived here in 10 years. |
197 | 00:14:40,964 | 00:14:44,885 | She kept the peanut butter on the top shelf. Try there. | She kept the peanut butter on the top shelf. Try there. |
198 | 00:14:45,427 | 00:14:46,637 | Here it is. | Here it is. |
199 | 00:14:46,678 | 00:14:50,140 | Your mother hated me using ketchup. She couldn't cook. | Your mother hated me using ketchup. She couldn't cook. |
200 | 00:14:50,432 | 00:14:55,103 | You know, the dog didn't die. He committed suicide. | You know, the dog didn't die. He committed suicide. |
201 | 00:14:55,145 | 00:14:57,523 | Now that's a piece of meat. | Now that's a piece of meat. |
202 | 00:14:57,564 | 00:15:00,275 | You had breakfast? You want anything? | You had breakfast? You want anything? |
203 | 00:15:02,194 | 00:15:03,862 | So... | So... |
204 | 00:15:03,904 | 00:15:05,656 | ...Mom left? | ...Mom left? |
205 | 00:15:05,697 | 00:15:08,116 | Do you see anyone else here? | Do you see anyone else here? |
206 | 00:15:08,408 | 00:15:12,538 | You gonna tell me about the situation or are we gonna play 20 questions? | You gonna tell me about the situation or are we gonna play 20 questions? |
207 | 00:15:13,330 | 00:15:16,583 | I told you on the phone. She walked out, she left. | I told you on the phone. She walked out, she left. |
208 | 00:15:17,125 | 00:15:19,044 | Do you know where she is? | Do you know where she is? |
209 | 00:15:19,086 | 00:15:20,963 | Who cares? | Who cares? |
210 | 00:15:22,339 | 00:15:24,675 | I'm better off without her. | I'm better off without her. |
211 | 00:15:25,843 | 00:15:28,804 | She was some bundle of fun, that one. | She was some bundle of fun, that one. |
212 | 00:15:28,846 | 00:15:31,640 | My sides still hurt from laughing. | My sides still hurt from laughing. |
213 | 00:15:33,267 | 00:15:36,478 | This isn't your problem. I don't wanna waste your time. | This isn't your problem. I don't wanna waste your time. |
214 | 00:15:36,520 | 00:15:38,355 | Be fair. | Be fair. |
215 | 00:15:38,730 | 00:15:40,899 | I heard from you three times this year. | I heard from you three times this year. |
216 | 00:15:40,941 | 00:15:43,443 | "Merry Christmas," "Get me hockey tickets"... | "Merry Christmas," "Get me hockey tickets"... |
217 | 00:15:43,485 | 00:15:46,071 | ...and now "Your mother has left me." | ...and now "Your mother has left me." |
218 | 00:15:46,113 | 00:15:49,658 | I know you wanna leave. You been here 10 minutes already. | I know you wanna leave. You been here 10 minutes already. |
219 | 00:15:49,992 | 00:15:52,536 | What, you got a blond on the other pillow? | What, you got a blond on the other pillow? |
220 | 00:15:52,578 | 00:15:56,540 | A redhead with tight jeans with the name across the ass? | A redhead with tight jeans with the name across the ass? |
221 | 00:15:56,582 | 00:16:00,544 | When I was a kid we didn't need any name, just an ass. | When I was a kid we didn't need any name, just an ass. |
222 | 00:16:02,796 | 00:16:04,798 | Go on, get out of here. | Go on, get out of here. |
223 | 00:16:41,001 | 00:16:42,878 | Cut, cut, cut. | Cut, cut, cut. |
224 | 00:16:42,920 | 00:16:44,421 | What is going on here? | What is going on here? |
225 | 00:16:45,005 | 00:16:46,840 | What's down here? | What's down here? |
226 | 00:16:46,882 | 00:16:50,052 | -Why are my glasses on the set? -What's the matter? | -Why are my glasses on the set? -What's the matter? |
227 | 00:16:50,093 | 00:16:52,596 | Listen, honey, it's "Jeu de paume." | Listen, honey, it's "Jeu de paume." |
228 | 00:16:52,638 | 00:16:55,474 | -It's not "Jeu de roller-derby." -He moved. | -It's not "Jeu de roller-derby." -He moved. |
229 | 00:16:55,516 | 00:16:58,560 | You're ripping this man's face off. Let's take five. | You're ripping this man's face off. Let's take five. |
230 | 00:16:58,602 | 00:17:00,103 | Take a break, folks. | Take a break, folks. |
231 | 00:17:00,145 | 00:17:02,272 | Seven minutes before lunch, he takes a break. | Seven minutes before lunch, he takes a break. |
232 | 00:17:02,314 | 00:17:05,567 | You said yes to the Sony, no to the drunk driving. | You said yes to the Sony, no to the drunk driving. |
233 | 00:17:05,608 | 00:17:07,986 | -Jane wants to see you. -I'll be back. | -Jane wants to see you. -I'll be back. |
234 | 00:17:08,028 | 00:17:11,073 | -Janey, talk to me. -Lunch tomorrow is at Spiages. | -Janey, talk to me. -Lunch tomorrow is at Spiages. |
235 | 00:17:11,114 | 00:17:13,700 | The jacket-no-tie meeting's pushed to 2:30. | The jacket-no-tie meeting's pushed to 2:30. |
236 | 00:17:13,742 | 00:17:16,286 | -Donna call back yet? -I left three messages. | -Donna call back yet? -I left three messages. |
237 | 00:17:16,328 | 00:17:19,164 | Someone called claiming to be your mother-- | Someone called claiming to be your mother-- |
238 | 00:17:19,205 | 00:17:22,166 | -Wait. My mother? -She said she was. | -Wait. My mother? -She said she was. |
239 | 00:17:22,209 | 00:17:24,962 | I wouldn't know, I didn't know you had parents. | I wouldn't know, I didn't know you had parents. |
240 | 00:17:25,002 | 00:17:26,338 | Get her on the phone. | Get her on the phone. |
241 | 00:17:26,380 | 00:17:28,966 | There's just an address. Stop by after work. | There's just an address. Stop by after work. |
242 | 00:17:29,007 | 00:17:32,052 | After work? I've got seven layouts. | After work? I've got seven layouts. |
243 | 00:17:32,094 | 00:17:33,262 | -Say, Rog? -Yes? | -Say, Rog? -Yes? |
244 | 00:17:33,303 | 00:17:35,556 | -We can't break this long. -Break's over. | -We can't break this long. -Break's over. |
245 | 00:17:35,597 | 00:17:37,683 | Thank you. Now start nodding. | Thank you. Now start nodding. |
246 | 00:17:37,724 | 00:17:42,396 | The client sees me telling you that the smoke is not gonna cover the product. | The client sees me telling you that the smoke is not gonna cover the product. |
247 | 00:17:42,437 | 00:17:44,857 | Find out exactly where this is. | Find out exactly where this is. |
248 | 00:18:00,622 | 00:18:03,500 | I rented the upstairs apartment from Lucille. | I rented the upstairs apartment from Lucille. |
249 | 00:18:03,792 | 00:18:07,296 | You remember Lucille, she was our cleaning lady when you were 6. | You remember Lucille, she was our cleaning lady when you were 6. |
250 | 00:18:07,337 | 00:18:09,965 | My mind was so cluttered when I was 6. | My mind was so cluttered when I was 6. |
251 | 00:18:10,757 | 00:18:12,384 | Say hello to Lucille, David. | Say hello to Lucille, David. |
252 | 00:18:12,426 | 00:18:14,261 | -Oh, hello, David. -Hi. | -Oh, hello, David. -Hi. |
253 | 00:18:14,303 | 00:18:16,471 | -So good seeing you. -Nice to see you. | -So good seeing you. -Nice to see you. |
254 | 00:18:16,513 | 00:18:19,558 | -Meet my husband, Arthur. -How do you do? | -Meet my husband, Arthur. -How do you do? |
255 | 00:18:20,851 | 00:18:23,020 | Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille. | Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille. |
256 | 00:18:23,061 | 00:18:25,731 | I just thought she was a little taller. | I just thought she was a little taller. |
257 | 00:18:26,190 | 00:18:28,358 | After 36 years of being married... | After 36 years of being married... |
258 | 00:18:28,400 | 00:18:30,861 | ...you pretend the whole thing didn't happen? | ...you pretend the whole thing didn't happen? |
259 | 00:18:30,903 | 00:18:32,571 | Is that it, Mom? | Is that it, Mom? |
260 | 00:18:38,660 | 00:18:41,121 | Is that what your father said? | Is that what your father said? |
261 | 00:18:41,163 | 00:18:44,416 | I just walked out all of a sudden? | I just walked out all of a sudden? |
262 | 00:18:44,458 | 00:18:47,711 | No, he didn't say anything. We just looked for ketchup. | No, he didn't say anything. We just looked for ketchup. |
263 | 00:18:47,753 | 00:18:49,713 | Well, I'll tell you what happened. | Well, I'll tell you what happened. |
264 | 00:18:49,755 | 00:18:52,925 | You have no idea what it was like since you moved away. | You have no idea what it was like since you moved away. |
265 | 00:18:52,966 | 00:18:55,302 | I mean, there was nobody to talk to. | I mean, there was nobody to talk to. |
266 | 00:18:55,344 | 00:18:59,223 | He'd come home and there was still nobody to talk to. | He'd come home and there was still nobody to talk to. |
267 | 00:18:59,264 | 00:19:03,936 | I'd check his club chair. That's how I knew if he was home. | I'd check his club chair. That's how I knew if he was home. |
268 | 00:19:03,977 | 00:19:09,358 | I didn't leave because of the yelling. I left because of the silence. | I didn't leave because of the yelling. I left because of the silence. |
269 | 00:19:09,399 | 00:19:12,402 | It's okay. You don't have to tell me the whole thing. | It's okay. You don't have to tell me the whole thing. |
270 | 00:19:13,111 | 00:19:19,243 | David, it took every ounce of courage I could muster to walk out that door. | David, it took every ounce of courage I could muster to walk out that door. |
271 | 00:19:34,883 | 00:19:36,134 | That's right. | That's right. |
272 | 00:19:36,385 | 00:19:39,555 | Who is to say that amoebas don't make noise? | Who is to say that amoebas don't make noise? |
273 | 00:19:39,596 | 00:19:43,934 | The whole point of this acting exercise is uninhibited body motion... | The whole point of this acting exercise is uninhibited body motion... |
274 | 00:19:43,976 | 00:19:46,603 | ...uninhibited speech, sound. | ...uninhibited speech, sound. |
275 | 00:19:48,730 | 00:19:51,650 | Open it up. Open it up. | Open it up. Open it up. |
276 | 00:19:51,692 | 00:19:57,072 | Michael over here is making very, very good amoeba noises. | Michael over here is making very, very good amoeba noises. |
277 | 00:19:57,406 | 00:20:01,034 | -Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing? -Making baby amoebas. | -Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing? -Making baby amoebas. |
278 | 00:20:01,076 | 00:20:02,369 | You wouldn't know how. | You wouldn't know how. |
279 | 00:20:02,411 | 00:20:08,208 | I would prefer asexual reproduction, if you don't mind. Thank you. | I would prefer asexual reproduction, if you don't mind. Thank you. |
280 | 00:20:08,250 | 00:20:11,170 | Is this a required class, Amoebas 101? | Is this a required class, Amoebas 101? |
281 | 00:20:11,211 | 00:20:13,797 | -David. -Professor Donna Martin. | -David. -Professor Donna Martin. |
282 | 00:20:14,298 | 00:20:17,259 | Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere. | Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere. |
283 | 00:20:18,510 | 00:20:20,179 | Open it up. | Open it up. |
284 | 00:20:20,220 | 00:20:23,765 | Open it up. Use your vocal capacity. | Open it up. Use your vocal capacity. |
285 | 00:20:23,807 | 00:20:25,309 | Did I forget something? | Did I forget something? |
286 | 00:20:25,350 | 00:20:28,979 | You promised you were going to come to my play, David. Remember? | You promised you were going to come to my play, David. Remember? |
287 | 00:20:29,021 | 00:20:32,649 | Why don't you just admit to me that you hate experimental theater? | Why don't you just admit to me that you hate experimental theater? |
288 | 00:20:32,691 | 00:20:34,943 | -No, that's not true. -You do, David. | -No, that's not true. -You do, David. |
289 | 00:20:34,985 | 00:20:38,655 | I was doing an experiment to see if I could enjoy it without... | I was doing an experiment to see if I could enjoy it without... |
290 | 00:20:38,697 | 00:20:42,618 | -...actually being in the theater. -Actually being in the theater. | -...actually being in the theater. -Actually being in the theater. |
291 | 00:20:42,659 | 00:20:44,203 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
292 | 00:20:44,912 | 00:20:48,373 | No foreign amoebas, please. | No foreign amoebas, please. |
293 | 00:20:50,000 | 00:20:51,335 | Better. | Better. |
294 | 00:20:52,878 | 00:20:55,756 | Are we working you too hard, Bubba? | Are we working you too hard, Bubba? |
295 | 00:20:55,797 | 00:20:59,218 | -All right, take five. -I gotta go to the bathroom. | -All right, take five. -I gotta go to the bathroom. |
296 | 00:20:59,259 | 00:21:02,012 | There's a lot I'd like to get through this hour. | There's a lot I'd like to get through this hour. |
297 | 00:21:02,054 | 00:21:05,057 | Let's make this only a 15-minute "take five." | Let's make this only a 15-minute "take five." |
298 | 00:21:05,098 | 00:21:08,810 | Good work. Very nice. Good amoeba-ing. | Good work. Very nice. Good amoeba-ing. |
299 | 00:21:09,144 | 00:21:10,771 | Nice. Very good. | Nice. Very good. |
300 | 00:21:10,812 | 00:21:12,564 | Oh, good book? | Oh, good book? |
301 | 00:21:12,606 | 00:21:15,317 | That's nice. You were the best, Bubba. So far. | That's nice. You were the best, Bubba. So far. |
302 | 00:21:15,359 | 00:21:17,945 | -Ms. Martin? -Is he your boyfriend? | -Ms. Martin? -Is he your boyfriend? |
303 | 00:21:18,779 | 00:21:22,533 | He's an old flame, an old high-school flame. | He's an old flame, an old high-school flame. |
304 | 00:21:22,574 | 00:21:27,204 | Look closely, girls. This is what you want to avoid later in life. | Look closely, girls. This is what you want to avoid later in life. |
305 | 00:21:30,541 | 00:21:32,501 | I don't know, David. | I don't know, David. |
306 | 00:21:32,543 | 00:21:36,046 | The problem is my parents were divorced when I was 10. | The problem is my parents were divorced when I was 10. |
307 | 00:21:36,088 | 00:21:40,259 | The only advice my mom gave was "Don't live in the same city." | The only advice my mom gave was "Don't live in the same city." |
308 | 00:21:40,300 | 00:21:43,929 | What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move. | What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move. |
309 | 00:21:43,971 | 00:21:48,100 | I didn't mean that they should move. I meant that.... | I didn't mean that they should move. I meant that.... |
310 | 00:21:48,350 | 00:21:50,561 | You know what my scenario was for this? | You know what my scenario was for this? |
311 | 00:21:50,602 | 00:21:54,231 | I was gonna move away into a luxurious mansion. | I was gonna move away into a luxurious mansion. |
312 | 00:21:54,273 | 00:21:56,441 | My parents were gonna visit me once. | My parents were gonna visit me once. |
313 | 00:21:56,483 | 00:21:59,528 | They were gonna say, "What a nice mansion. We love you." | They were gonna say, "What a nice mansion. We love you." |
314 | 00:21:59,570 | 00:22:04,324 | I was gonna say, "I love you too." Then they would go away and die. | I was gonna say, "I love you too." Then they would go away and die. |
315 | 00:22:05,576 | 00:22:07,661 | Does this make me an asshole? | Does this make me an asshole? |
316 | 00:22:07,703 | 00:22:10,914 | Hank, that jerk that I was married to, he was an asshole. | Hank, that jerk that I was married to, he was an asshole. |
317 | 00:22:10,956 | 00:22:12,457 | You're just-- | You're just-- |
318 | 00:22:12,499 | 00:22:15,294 | Childish, immature and selfish? That's right, I am. | Childish, immature and selfish? That's right, I am. |
319 | 00:22:15,335 | 00:22:18,088 | You know how much money I make thinking this way? | You know how much money I make thinking this way? |
320 | 00:22:18,130 | 00:22:21,425 | It is economically unsound to grow up. | It is economically unsound to grow up. |
321 | 00:22:22,384 | 00:22:26,346 | If I did grow up and became an adult, what would I do? | If I did grow up and became an adult, what would I do? |
322 | 00:22:31,560 | 00:22:35,606 | THE MERCHANDISE MART | THE MERCHANDISE MART |
323 | 00:22:37,316 | 00:22:39,193 | Good afternoon, Nat. | Good afternoon, Nat. |
324 | 00:22:39,234 | 00:22:41,904 | Hi, Max. Got any tips for me? | Hi, Max. Got any tips for me? |
325 | 00:22:41,945 | 00:22:44,865 | Yeah, don't go swimming after a heavy meal. | Yeah, don't go swimming after a heavy meal. |
326 | 00:22:44,907 | 00:22:47,659 | Drop by later. I have some girlie pictures. | Drop by later. I have some girlie pictures. |
327 | 00:22:47,701 | 00:22:51,705 | Well, if they're as bad as last week, keep them to yourself. | Well, if they're as bad as last week, keep them to yourself. |
328 | 00:22:51,955 | 00:22:56,543 | Mr. Yung, a prune Danish and a seltzer. | Mr. Yung, a prune Danish and a seltzer. |
329 | 00:22:56,585 | 00:22:58,337 | You got it, Max. | You got it, Max. |
330 | 00:23:05,594 | 00:23:07,763 | -Hello, Max. -Hey, Sal. | -Hello, Max. -Hey, Sal. |
331 | 00:23:07,804 | 00:23:10,265 | -How's your wife? -She's fine. | -How's your wife? -She's fine. |
332 | 00:23:10,307 | 00:23:14,436 | Good. Send her my best, even though I know she never liked me. | Good. Send her my best, even though I know she never liked me. |
333 | 00:23:14,478 | 00:23:17,523 | That makes two of us. She never liked me either. | That makes two of us. She never liked me either. |
334 | 00:23:18,106 | 00:23:22,611 | He's a riot. Max Basner, last of the old-time salesmen. | He's a riot. Max Basner, last of the old-time salesmen. |
335 | 00:23:22,653 | 00:23:23,820 | SUPER TOGS | SUPER TOGS |
336 | 00:23:23,862 | 00:23:24,988 | The new pens arrived. | The new pens arrived. |
337 | 00:23:29,618 | 00:23:33,747 | -"Stolen from the desk of Max Basner." -"Of Max Basner." | -"Stolen from the desk of Max Basner." -"Of Max Basner." |
338 | 00:23:35,165 | 00:23:37,084 | It just so happens... | It just so happens... |
339 | 00:23:37,125 | 00:23:40,379 | ...that this is a great sales gimmick. | ...that this is a great sales gimmick. |
340 | 00:23:40,671 | 00:23:43,006 | It's also a hell of a way to meet women. | It's also a hell of a way to meet women. |
341 | 00:23:43,048 | 00:23:47,386 | If you were interested in sales as much as women, we'd all be rich. | If you were interested in sales as much as women, we'd all be rich. |
342 | 00:23:47,427 | 00:23:49,888 | Don't you dare yell at me. | Don't you dare yell at me. |
343 | 00:23:49,930 | 00:23:52,891 | You're talking to Max Basner. | You're talking to Max Basner. |
344 | 00:23:54,017 | 00:23:57,771 | I've been the top salesman in this company for 35 years. | I've been the top salesman in this company for 35 years. |
345 | 00:23:57,813 | 00:24:00,482 | Okay. I'm sorry, Max. | Okay. I'm sorry, Max. |
346 | 00:24:00,524 | 00:24:03,735 | Mr. Keenan from New York has been on my back. | Mr. Keenan from New York has been on my back. |
347 | 00:24:03,777 | 00:24:06,113 | Just do better, Max. | Just do better, Max. |
348 | 00:24:06,738 | 00:24:10,534 | Okay? Just do better. | Okay? Just do better. |
349 | 00:24:33,015 | 00:24:35,642 | Over here, boss. | Over here, boss. |
350 | 00:24:35,684 | 00:24:39,855 | -Come on, let's hit the pool. -Wait, first close your eyes. | -Come on, let's hit the pool. -Wait, first close your eyes. |
351 | 00:24:41,815 | 00:24:44,193 | All right, I want an honest opinion. | All right, I want an honest opinion. |
352 | 00:24:44,234 | 00:24:47,321 | -Who are you grateful to? -Oh, it's you, Charlie Gargas. | -Who are you grateful to? -Oh, it's you, Charlie Gargas. |
353 | 00:24:47,362 | 00:24:50,240 | Open your eyes and don't laugh. | Open your eyes and don't laugh. |
354 | 00:24:51,241 | 00:24:52,993 | Oh, it's you. | Oh, it's you. |
355 | 00:24:53,410 | 00:24:55,746 | -I don't look too dumb in this? -No. | -I don't look too dumb in this? -No. |
356 | 00:24:56,121 | 00:24:57,998 | It looks great. I want one. | It looks great. I want one. |
357 | 00:24:59,625 | 00:25:02,461 | They're using my photo in Advertising Age Magazine. | They're using my photo in Advertising Age Magazine. |
358 | 00:25:02,503 | 00:25:05,506 | It's a horrible title for a magazine. They're staring? | It's a horrible title for a magazine. They're staring? |
359 | 00:25:05,547 | 00:25:08,592 | -Everybody's watching. -Nobody's looking. Changing subject: | -Everybody's watching. -Nobody's looking. Changing subject: |
360 | 00:25:08,634 | 00:25:11,970 | -Colonial Airlines is up for grabs. -I know. | -Colonial Airlines is up for grabs. -I know. |
361 | 00:25:12,012 | 00:25:14,806 | Three agencies are being asked to do presentations. | Three agencies are being asked to do presentations. |
362 | 00:25:14,848 | 00:25:16,266 | We have to be one of them. | We have to be one of them. |
363 | 00:25:16,808 | 00:25:20,687 | I've set up a dinner between you and the owner, Andrew Woolridge. | I've set up a dinner between you and the owner, Andrew Woolridge. |
364 | 00:25:20,729 | 00:25:24,149 | I've asked around about him. He's a former Navy pilot. | I've asked around about him. He's a former Navy pilot. |
365 | 00:25:24,191 | 00:25:27,194 | He's private, he's cautious, a man of few words. | He's private, he's cautious, a man of few words. |
366 | 00:25:27,861 | 00:25:31,114 | Or maybe he's dumb, paranoid and totally off his rocker. | Or maybe he's dumb, paranoid and totally off his rocker. |
367 | 00:25:31,156 | 00:25:33,283 | Nobody knows for sure. | Nobody knows for sure. |
368 | 00:25:33,325 | 00:25:35,744 | -You're staring again. -What? No. | -You're staring again. -What? No. |
369 | 00:25:35,786 | 00:25:37,538 | -Yes, you are. -No. | -Yes, you are. -No. |
370 | 00:25:38,372 | 00:25:40,624 | -It's time for the real test. -Real test? | -It's time for the real test. -Real test? |
371 | 00:25:40,666 | 00:25:42,376 | Let's go. Follow me. Come on. | Let's go. Follow me. Come on. |
372 | 00:25:42,417 | 00:25:45,754 | Looks good from the back. Real test of what? | Looks good from the back. Real test of what? |
373 | 00:25:46,338 | 00:25:49,758 | -To see how it looks under water. -It'll look fabulous. | -To see how it looks under water. -It'll look fabulous. |
374 | 00:25:50,509 | 00:25:52,511 | Hold this, will you, please? | Hold this, will you, please? |
375 | 00:25:57,140 | 00:25:58,433 | How's it look? | How's it look? |
376 | 00:25:59,434 | 00:26:00,894 | It's over there. | It's over there. |
377 | 00:26:01,895 | 00:26:04,189 | Oh, shit, it's sinking. | Oh, shit, it's sinking. |
378 | 00:26:26,962 | 00:26:29,214 | Room 432, please. | Room 432, please. |
379 | 00:26:31,425 | 00:26:33,719 | No, I'll try back, thank you. | No, I'll try back, thank you. |
380 | 00:26:37,890 | 00:26:40,934 | Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? | Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? |
381 | 00:26:40,976 | 00:26:43,103 | Yes, it is... | Yes, it is... |
382 | 00:26:43,145 | 00:26:45,814 | ...let's see, 7:30. | ...let's see, 7:30. |
383 | 00:26:45,856 | 00:26:50,652 | Before you know it the Renaissance will be here and we'll be busy painting. | Before you know it the Renaissance will be here and we'll be busy painting. |
384 | 00:26:50,694 | 00:26:52,154 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
385 | 00:26:53,488 | 00:26:56,783 | That's a line from a movie. Forget it, it didn't work. | That's a line from a movie. Forget it, it didn't work. |
386 | 00:26:56,825 | 00:26:59,828 | It's a Woody Allen movie. Does that carry any weight? | It's a Woody Allen movie. Does that carry any weight? |
387 | 00:26:59,870 | 00:27:01,705 | No, it doesn't. | No, it doesn't. |
388 | 00:27:02,247 | 00:27:04,499 | But it wasn't a disaster. | But it wasn't a disaster. |
389 | 00:27:06,084 | 00:27:08,170 | Why don't we just try some honesty? | Why don't we just try some honesty? |
390 | 00:27:08,212 | 00:27:12,633 | I have a business dinner here tonight. The most important in my career. | I have a business dinner here tonight. The most important in my career. |
391 | 00:27:12,674 | 00:27:14,718 | -What career is it? -Advertising. | -What career is it? -Advertising. |
392 | 00:27:15,469 | 00:27:19,932 | Somehow after seeing you, it didn't seem that important anymore. | Somehow after seeing you, it didn't seem that important anymore. |
393 | 00:27:19,973 | 00:27:25,103 | -My name is Basner, David Basner. -David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne. | -My name is Basner, David Basner. -David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne. |
394 | 00:27:25,729 | 00:27:27,856 | Cheryl Ann Wayne. | Cheryl Ann Wayne. |
395 | 00:27:27,898 | 00:27:31,109 | I don't know how long my dinner's gonna take... | I don't know how long my dinner's gonna take... |
396 | 00:27:31,151 | 00:27:34,488 | ...but would it be possible afterwards to have a drink? | ...but would it be possible afterwards to have a drink? |
397 | 00:27:34,530 | 00:27:35,572 | No, it wouldn't. | No, it wouldn't. |
398 | 00:27:39,826 | 00:27:43,830 | Is my nose bleeding? I just got tagged. | Is my nose bleeding? I just got tagged. |
399 | 00:27:45,582 | 00:27:48,168 | You know how to do the Heimlich maneuver? | You know how to do the Heimlich maneuver? |
400 | 00:27:48,210 | 00:27:50,087 | Why, certainly, sir. | Why, certainly, sir. |
401 | 00:27:50,838 | 00:27:52,464 | I'll have the trout. | I'll have the trout. |
402 | 00:27:52,506 | 00:27:56,093 | -I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge. -This way, please. | -I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge. -This way, please. |
403 | 00:27:58,846 | 00:28:00,848 | Mr. Woolridge? | Mr. Woolridge? |
404 | 00:28:00,889 | 00:28:02,266 | David Basner. | David Basner. |
405 | 00:28:02,307 | 00:28:07,771 | I appreciate you seeing me for dinner. They serve a notorious lobster bisque. | I appreciate you seeing me for dinner. They serve a notorious lobster bisque. |
406 | 00:28:07,813 | 00:28:09,314 | No dinner. | No dinner. |
407 | 00:28:11,149 | 00:28:13,318 | I'm sorry. No dinner? | I'm sorry. No dinner? |
408 | 00:28:13,861 | 00:28:18,866 | Did I stutter? I said, no dinner. I eat alone. We're having drinks. | Did I stutter? I said, no dinner. I eat alone. We're having drinks. |
409 | 00:28:18,907 | 00:28:20,826 | I see. | I see. |
410 | 00:28:21,618 | 00:28:24,580 | I'll have a white wine spritzer, please. | I'll have a white wine spritzer, please. |
411 | 00:28:24,621 | 00:28:28,417 | -I said we're having drinks. -I'll have a Stoli on the rocks. | -I said we're having drinks. -I'll have a Stoli on the rocks. |
412 | 00:28:30,460 | 00:28:32,337 | I'll get right to the point. | I'll get right to the point. |
413 | 00:28:33,005 | 00:28:36,758 | It's great that you're considering a Chicago-based agency. | It's great that you're considering a Chicago-based agency. |
414 | 00:28:36,800 | 00:28:39,761 | New York is New York. L.A., who knows what they are? | New York is New York. L.A., who knows what they are? |
415 | 00:28:39,803 | 00:28:41,972 | But Chicago is the U.S. of A. | But Chicago is the U.S. of A. |
416 | 00:28:42,014 | 00:28:46,101 | Now, Boyle, Gargas & Lionel cannot wait to do a presentation. | Now, Boyle, Gargas & Lionel cannot wait to do a presentation. |
417 | 00:28:46,143 | 00:28:48,770 | So much so, we're willing to do it on spec. | So much so, we're willing to do it on spec. |
418 | 00:28:48,812 | 00:28:55,903 | You know, sometimes I eat my whole meal just using my salad fork. | You know, sometimes I eat my whole meal just using my salad fork. |
419 | 00:28:55,944 | 00:28:57,154 | Really? | Really? |
420 | 00:28:57,196 | 00:28:59,615 | I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that. | I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that. |
421 | 00:29:01,200 | 00:29:02,409 | Anyway-- | Anyway-- |
422 | 00:29:02,451 | 00:29:04,703 | Sorry I'm late. I had to make phone calls. | Sorry I'm late. I had to make phone calls. |
423 | 00:29:05,162 | 00:29:09,124 | I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne, the media director for Colonial Airlines. | I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne, the media director for Colonial Airlines. |
424 | 00:29:09,625 | 00:29:14,213 | -I was with Capital Air in Boston-- -You already have the job. | -I was with Capital Air in Boston-- -You already have the job. |
425 | 00:29:14,254 | 00:29:16,173 | I wanna hear about him. | I wanna hear about him. |
426 | 00:29:16,215 | 00:29:19,676 | He's with one of the three top agencies in the Midwest. | He's with one of the three top agencies in the Midwest. |
427 | 00:29:19,718 | 00:29:22,095 | They are particularly strong with TV spots. | They are particularly strong with TV spots. |
428 | 00:29:22,137 | 00:29:27,017 | Basner's the new creative director. He's good, but a little impulsive. | Basner's the new creative director. He's good, but a little impulsive. |
429 | 00:29:27,059 | 00:29:30,270 | He tends to give up everything for a pretty face. | He tends to give up everything for a pretty face. |
430 | 00:29:30,521 | 00:29:32,856 | And I wear bikini briefs. | And I wear bikini briefs. |
431 | 00:29:34,483 | 00:29:37,903 | -It's for you, Ms. Wayne. -Thank you. Excuse me. | -It's for you, Ms. Wayne. -Thank you. Excuse me. |
432 | 00:29:38,779 | 00:29:40,113 | Hello? | Hello? |
433 | 00:29:40,822 | 00:29:42,115 | Yes, Bill. | Yes, Bill. |
434 | 00:29:43,075 | 00:29:45,911 | No, that won't do. I need that report in the morning. | No, that won't do. I need that report in the morning. |
435 | 00:29:46,662 | 00:29:48,664 | Yes, I'm holding. | Yes, I'm holding. |
436 | 00:29:50,415 | 00:29:53,168 | You know, I was meaning to ask you, sir... | You know, I was meaning to ask you, sir... |
437 | 00:29:53,210 | 00:29:57,130 | ...by eating your entire meal with the salad fork, does that include the soup? | ...by eating your entire meal with the salad fork, does that include the soup? |
438 | 00:30:16,650 | 00:30:21,029 | -You don't stay at the same hotel? -No, never where the boss stays. | -You don't stay at the same hotel? -No, never where the boss stays. |
439 | 00:30:21,071 | 00:30:22,823 | I like my privacy. | I like my privacy. |
440 | 00:30:22,865 | 00:30:26,535 | Not that I often mix business with pleasure like this... | Not that I often mix business with pleasure like this... |
441 | 00:30:26,577 | 00:30:29,580 | ...but I have to make an exception because I didn't eat. | ...but I have to make an exception because I didn't eat. |
442 | 00:30:29,621 | 00:30:31,498 | This is nice. | This is nice. |
443 | 00:30:32,165 | 00:30:34,877 | Basner, let's talk. | Basner, let's talk. |
444 | 00:30:35,460 | 00:30:39,381 | One thing makes it difficult for a woman in the corporate world: | One thing makes it difficult for a woman in the corporate world: |
445 | 00:30:39,423 | 00:30:42,426 | A label that she slept her way to the top. | A label that she slept her way to the top. |
446 | 00:30:42,467 | 00:30:44,219 | I don't have to do that. | I don't have to do that. |
447 | 00:30:44,261 | 00:30:47,181 | I have an MBA from the Wharton School of Business... | I have an MBA from the Wharton School of Business... |
448 | 00:30:47,222 | 00:30:49,224 | ...and all the other credentials. | ...and all the other credentials. |
449 | 00:30:49,266 | 00:30:53,854 | We will get along fine if you remember to stay on your side of the line. | We will get along fine if you remember to stay on your side of the line. |
450 | 00:30:53,896 | 00:30:55,647 | And if you try to cross it... | And if you try to cross it... |
451 | 00:30:55,689 | 00:30:59,276 | ...I'm fully capable of kicking you in the balls. | ...I'm fully capable of kicking you in the balls. |
452 | 00:31:03,530 | 00:31:06,366 | You know, I went to the Wharton School of Business. | You know, I went to the Wharton School of Business. |
453 | 00:31:06,408 | 00:31:09,661 | -That's a lie. -Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry. | -That's a lie. -Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry. |
454 | 00:31:09,703 | 00:31:13,582 | But I am protecting my balls, just as at one time or another... | But I am protecting my balls, just as at one time or another... |
455 | 00:31:13,624 | 00:31:16,168 | ...you have protected your own. | ...you have protected your own. |
456 | 00:31:17,878 | 00:31:20,339 | Are you suggesting that I come on too strong? | Are you suggesting that I come on too strong? |
457 | 00:31:20,380 | 00:31:25,552 | -No, no. Well, not for a sumo wrestler. -Your car, ma'am. | -No, no. Well, not for a sumo wrestler. -Your car, ma'am. |
458 | 00:31:28,138 | 00:31:29,640 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
459 | 00:31:32,184 | 00:31:34,478 | -Get in, Basner. -I beg your pardon? | -Get in, Basner. -I beg your pardon? |
460 | 00:31:34,770 | 00:31:38,899 | Leave your car here and get in. I'm taking you home. | Leave your car here and get in. I'm taking you home. |
461 | 00:31:45,030 | 00:31:48,492 | -Where do you live? -South Dearborn. | -Where do you live? -South Dearborn. |
462 | 00:31:48,534 | 00:31:51,245 | Good. I like new places. | Good. I like new places. |
463 | 00:31:59,837 | 00:32:04,842 | Well, I certainly am enjoying working with Colonial Airlines so far. | Well, I certainly am enjoying working with Colonial Airlines so far. |
464 | 00:32:05,634 | 00:32:07,261 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
465 | 00:32:07,302 | 00:32:11,056 | I'm enjoying you. Definitely. | I'm enjoying you. Definitely. |
466 | 00:32:11,682 | 00:32:15,477 | You don't have a presentation slide, much less this account. | You don't have a presentation slide, much less this account. |
467 | 00:32:15,519 | 00:32:18,939 | These are details that I will handle. | These are details that I will handle. |
468 | 00:32:20,941 | 00:32:23,151 | You're cocky. | You're cocky. |
469 | 00:32:23,193 | 00:32:25,320 | My father likes that. | My father likes that. |
470 | 00:32:26,613 | 00:32:28,031 | Well... | Well... |
471 | 00:32:28,699 | 00:32:32,035 | ...I'll have to meet him. What does your father do? | ...I'll have to meet him. What does your father do? |
472 | 00:32:32,786 | 00:32:36,331 | He has a nice job with Colonial Airlines. | He has a nice job with Colonial Airlines. |
473 | 00:32:37,040 | 00:32:38,625 | Yeah. He owns it. | Yeah. He owns it. |
474 | 00:32:42,421 | 00:32:45,632 | -Your father's Andrew Woolridge? -That's right. | -Your father's Andrew Woolridge? -That's right. |
475 | 00:32:47,217 | 00:32:49,970 | You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter? | You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter? |
476 | 00:32:50,012 | 00:32:53,640 | I was in bed with a client's-- Your name is Wayne, not Woolridge. | I was in bed with a client's-- Your name is Wayne, not Woolridge. |
477 | 00:32:53,682 | 00:32:57,269 | That would mean I've been in bed with a client's married daughter. | That would mean I've been in bed with a client's married daughter. |
478 | 00:32:57,311 | 00:33:00,314 | Oh, way to go, Basner. | Oh, way to go, Basner. |
479 | 00:33:00,772 | 00:33:02,649 | Don't tell me you're a minor too? | Don't tell me you're a minor too? |
480 | 00:33:02,691 | 00:33:05,861 | If you are, I'll turn myself in to the authorities now. | If you are, I'll turn myself in to the authorities now. |
481 | 00:33:05,903 | 00:33:09,823 | -Does your husband own anything? -There is no husband. | -Does your husband own anything? -There is no husband. |
482 | 00:33:10,657 | 00:33:12,993 | Wayne is my mother's maiden name. | Wayne is my mother's maiden name. |
483 | 00:33:13,035 | 00:33:16,079 | I use it because I don't want to trade on nepotism. | I use it because I don't want to trade on nepotism. |
484 | 00:33:16,455 | 00:33:21,627 | -You're still Woolridge's baby girl. -Basner, I'm a big girl. | -You're still Woolridge's baby girl. -Basner, I'm a big girl. |
485 | 00:33:21,668 | 00:33:24,755 | I chose to come here. Now I'm choosing to go. | I chose to come here. Now I'm choosing to go. |
486 | 00:33:24,796 | 00:33:26,882 | You can handle it any way you want. | You can handle it any way you want. |
487 | 00:33:30,177 | 00:33:32,596 | Well, you don't have to leave. | Well, you don't have to leave. |
488 | 00:33:32,930 | 00:33:35,974 | Why are you leaving? Wait a minute. | Why are you leaving? Wait a minute. |
489 | 00:33:36,016 | 00:33:39,269 | I thought we'd spend a little time together. | I thought we'd spend a little time together. |
490 | 00:33:39,311 | 00:33:42,397 | The before was awfully quick. | The before was awfully quick. |
491 | 00:33:42,439 | 00:33:45,567 | The middle was nice. Very-- Really nice. | The middle was nice. Very-- Really nice. |
492 | 00:33:45,609 | 00:33:48,862 | But I was hoping we could prolong... | But I was hoping we could prolong... |
493 | 00:33:48,904 | 00:33:52,950 | ...the after for a while. Spend some time together. | ...the after for a while. Spend some time together. |
494 | 00:33:55,035 | 00:33:58,288 | I think we've spent enough time together. | I think we've spent enough time together. |
495 | 00:33:58,330 | 00:33:59,831 | -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. | -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. |
496 | 00:33:59,873 | 00:34:02,584 | All I know about you is you look great in black... | All I know about you is you look great in black... |
497 | 00:34:02,626 | 00:34:04,670 | -...and that you're very-- -I work. | -...and that you're very-- -I work. |
498 | 00:34:04,711 | 00:34:07,923 | -Busy. -I have meetings to prepare for. | -Busy. -I have meetings to prepare for. |
499 | 00:34:07,965 | 00:34:11,426 | This was nice, but let's not make an opera out of it. | This was nice, but let's not make an opera out of it. |
500 | 00:34:11,467 | 00:34:13,428 | Which door is it, the gray or red? | Which door is it, the gray or red? |
501 | 00:34:13,469 | 00:34:16,723 | The gray. Oh, if you're going out, it's the red. | The gray. Oh, if you're going out, it's the red. |
502 | 00:34:16,764 | 00:34:21,770 | I wanted to keep you for a while. So I'm like a one-nighter then, huh? | I wanted to keep you for a while. So I'm like a one-nighter then, huh? |
503 | 00:34:21,812 | 00:34:25,107 | Oh, I'm sure you've done this plenty of times. | Oh, I'm sure you've done this plenty of times. |
504 | 00:34:25,565 | 00:34:27,943 | Listen, it has to be a one-nighter. | Listen, it has to be a one-nighter. |
505 | 00:34:27,985 | 00:34:31,864 | Basner, you're uncomfortable being with the boss' daughter. | Basner, you're uncomfortable being with the boss' daughter. |
506 | 00:34:38,786 | 00:34:41,998 | Seduced and abandoned.... | Seduced and abandoned.... |
507 | 00:34:44,501 | 00:34:47,170 | -Hello, David Basner. -Hi. Andrew Woolridge. | -Hello, David Basner. -Hi. Andrew Woolridge. |
508 | 00:34:47,212 | 00:34:49,380 | -I want you to meet me tomorrow-- -What? | -I want you to meet me tomorrow-- -What? |
509 | 00:34:49,422 | 00:34:51,216 | We must have a bad connection. | We must have a bad connection. |
510 | 00:34:51,257 | 00:34:53,844 | -Could you speak louder, please? -Sure. | -Could you speak louder, please? -Sure. |
511 | 00:34:53,886 | 00:34:57,014 | Andrew Woolridge here. I'd like you to meet me-- | Andrew Woolridge here. I'd like you to meet me-- |
512 | 00:34:57,054 | 00:35:00,809 | Wait, please speak into the phone. I told you, I can't hear you. | Wait, please speak into the phone. I told you, I can't hear you. |
513 | 00:35:00,851 | 00:35:04,855 | I'm speaking into the damn phone. This is Andrew Woolridge--! | I'm speaking into the damn phone. This is Andrew Woolridge--! |
514 | 00:35:04,897 | 00:35:08,192 | Okay, okay, stop shouting. It's not me, you got my machine. | Okay, okay, stop shouting. It's not me, you got my machine. |
515 | 00:35:08,233 | 00:35:11,361 | Shouting isn't gonna bring the beep any sooner. | Shouting isn't gonna bring the beep any sooner. |
516 | 00:35:11,403 | 00:35:15,490 | So wait for the beep and relax and thanks for calling. | So wait for the beep and relax and thanks for calling. |
517 | 00:35:15,532 | 00:35:18,368 | You've got a strange sense of humor, Basner. | You've got a strange sense of humor, Basner. |
518 | 00:35:18,410 | 00:35:19,870 | I like to play golf. | I like to play golf. |
519 | 00:35:19,912 | 00:35:24,333 | I've arranged for us to play tomorrow at the Wackcucut Country Club. | I've arranged for us to play tomorrow at the Wackcucut Country Club. |
520 | 00:35:24,374 | 00:35:25,626 | And.... | And.... |
521 | 00:35:29,046 | 00:35:32,341 | To be honest, this the first time I've ever played golf. | To be honest, this the first time I've ever played golf. |
522 | 00:35:32,382 | 00:35:35,636 | I'm out here because I want to work for Colonial Airlines. | I'm out here because I want to work for Colonial Airlines. |
523 | 00:35:35,677 | 00:35:39,515 | A lot of people would tell you that kind of honesty is admirable... | A lot of people would tell you that kind of honesty is admirable... |
524 | 00:35:39,556 | 00:35:41,642 | ...but I won't. | ...but I won't. |
525 | 00:35:45,437 | 00:35:47,898 | That's it. That's it. Yes. | That's it. That's it. Yes. |
526 | 00:35:47,940 | 00:35:50,484 | Yes, Mr. Woolridge, you were born to golf. | Yes, Mr. Woolridge, you were born to golf. |
527 | 00:35:50,526 | 00:35:51,693 | No doubt about it. | No doubt about it. |
528 | 00:36:07,960 | 00:36:11,129 | No, Mr. Basner. It's the size 4. | No, Mr. Basner. It's the size 4. |
529 | 00:36:11,380 | 00:36:13,382 | Max. The name is Max. | Max. The name is Max. |
530 | 00:36:13,423 | 00:36:17,302 | If you don't buy anything, it's Mr. Basner. | If you don't buy anything, it's Mr. Basner. |
531 | 00:36:17,344 | 00:36:18,512 | Size 4. | Size 4. |
532 | 00:36:18,554 | 00:36:21,849 | It's the blue and white one with the little sailboat on it. | It's the blue and white one with the little sailboat on it. |
533 | 00:36:21,890 | 00:36:23,892 | Are you all right, Max? | Are you all right, Max? |
534 | 00:36:28,355 | 00:36:32,234 | What kid wouldn't wear that that lives in Chicago? | What kid wouldn't wear that that lives in Chicago? |
535 | 00:36:32,276 | 00:36:35,737 | Max, Rough and Tough did that six months ago. | Max, Rough and Tough did that six months ago. |
536 | 00:36:35,779 | 00:36:39,324 | Yeah, but they don't have the colors. I have the colors. | Yeah, but they don't have the colors. I have the colors. |
537 | 00:36:40,784 | 00:36:43,287 | Thanks, Lenna. I understand. | Thanks, Lenna. I understand. |
538 | 00:36:43,328 | 00:36:46,081 | Maybe you'll take something from the summer line. | Maybe you'll take something from the summer line. |
539 | 00:36:46,123 | 00:36:48,292 | Thanks again, Lenna. | Thanks again, Lenna. |
540 | 00:36:48,333 | 00:36:50,377 | Thanks for nothing. | Thanks for nothing. |
541 | 00:37:25,120 | 00:37:27,998 | Oh, shit. Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. Oh, shit. |
542 | 00:37:28,040 | 00:37:30,417 | Hey, mister. You all right? | Hey, mister. You all right? |
543 | 00:37:41,845 | 00:37:43,680 | So how did it happen? | So how did it happen? |
544 | 00:37:43,722 | 00:37:45,974 | You don't need to know how it happened. | You don't need to know how it happened. |
545 | 00:37:46,016 | 00:37:50,062 | I'm your father. I'm the one you kept waiting two hours. | I'm your father. I'm the one you kept waiting two hours. |
546 | 00:37:52,272 | 00:37:55,859 | Let's go home. Maybe your mother's back by now. | Let's go home. Maybe your mother's back by now. |
547 | 00:37:55,901 | 00:37:58,111 | I wouldn't know about that. | I wouldn't know about that. |
548 | 00:37:58,153 | 00:38:00,531 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
549 | 00:38:00,572 | 00:38:02,950 | -Well, I.... -What are you talking about? | -Well, I.... -What are you talking about? |
550 | 00:38:02,991 | 00:38:06,078 | -She didn't say anything-- -What did she say? | -She didn't say anything-- -What did she say? |
551 | 00:38:09,122 | 00:38:11,959 | She found these cufflinks of yours in her stuff... | She found these cufflinks of yours in her stuff... |
552 | 00:38:12,000 | 00:38:14,545 | ...and she asked me to return them. | ...and she asked me to return them. |
553 | 00:38:18,006 | 00:38:20,551 | So she's not coming back. | So she's not coming back. |
554 | 00:38:20,592 | 00:38:23,136 | Who the hell needs her? | Who the hell needs her? |
555 | 00:38:28,267 | 00:38:30,769 | Come on, get in the car. | Come on, get in the car. |
556 | 00:38:38,360 | 00:38:40,445 | Attention, sports club members. | Attention, sports club members. |
557 | 00:38:40,487 | 00:38:43,240 | The schedule for karate and tai chi classes... | The schedule for karate and tai chi classes... |
558 | 00:38:43,282 | 00:38:45,742 | ...is now posted on the activity board. | ...is now posted on the activity board. |
559 | 00:38:45,784 | 00:38:50,289 | David, guess what. I got a job. | David, guess what. I got a job. |
560 | 00:38:50,330 | 00:38:53,041 | You never had a job. What are you qualified to do? | You never had a job. What are you qualified to do? |
561 | 00:38:53,083 | 00:38:55,502 | Answering phones at an insurance company. | Answering phones at an insurance company. |
562 | 00:38:55,544 | 00:38:59,715 | And I'm brushing up on my office skills and.... | And I'm brushing up on my office skills and.... |
563 | 00:39:00,549 | 00:39:04,052 | It's wonderful. People talk to me and I get paid. | It's wonderful. People talk to me and I get paid. |
564 | 00:39:04,094 | 00:39:06,013 | Want me to send you to a typing class? | Want me to send you to a typing class? |
565 | 00:39:06,054 | 00:39:08,640 | No, no. Jane is helping me brush up. | No, no. Jane is helping me brush up. |
566 | 00:39:08,932 | 00:39:13,562 | David, it's wonderful to have a son whose secretary cares about you. | David, it's wonderful to have a son whose secretary cares about you. |
567 | 00:39:15,898 | 00:39:19,109 | Isn't it about time for that yoga class I paid for? | Isn't it about time for that yoga class I paid for? |
568 | 00:39:20,277 | 00:39:23,030 | -David. -Charlie. Hi. | -David. -Charlie. Hi. |
569 | 00:39:25,115 | 00:39:27,868 | -Does it work in the pool? -I gave up swimming. | -Does it work in the pool? -I gave up swimming. |
570 | 00:39:29,161 | 00:39:32,164 | I hear we might have a shot. Say yes. | I hear we might have a shot. Say yes. |
571 | 00:39:32,206 | 00:39:36,293 | Yes. I'm reading about horse racing, some guy named Tesio and ducks. | Yes. I'm reading about horse racing, some guy named Tesio and ducks. |
572 | 00:39:36,335 | 00:39:40,881 | Widgeons, canvasbacks, Donalds, Daffys, all ducks, I know them. | Widgeons, canvasbacks, Donalds, Daffys, all ducks, I know them. |
573 | 00:39:40,923 | 00:39:44,927 | Don't get too carried away with Donalds and Daffys. | Don't get too carried away with Donalds and Daffys. |
574 | 00:39:44,968 | 00:39:47,846 | Be calm. This is a very important account. | Be calm. This is a very important account. |
575 | 00:39:47,888 | 00:39:49,264 | What account is it? | What account is it? |
576 | 00:39:49,306 | 00:39:52,267 | I'm sorry. Lorraine, my mother, who works. | I'm sorry. Lorraine, my mother, who works. |
577 | 00:39:52,309 | 00:39:54,311 | Charlie Gargas, whom I work for. | Charlie Gargas, whom I work for. |
578 | 00:39:54,561 | 00:39:58,482 | How do you do? This is your sister, not your mother. | How do you do? This is your sister, not your mother. |
579 | 00:39:58,524 | 00:40:02,945 | -He's in advertising, watch out. -Delighted. Excuse me. | -He's in advertising, watch out. -Delighted. Excuse me. |
580 | 00:40:02,986 | 00:40:06,073 | Listen carefully, now. Three things: | Listen carefully, now. Three things: |
581 | 00:40:06,114 | 00:40:08,033 | Use your humor... | Use your humor... |
582 | 00:40:08,534 | 00:40:11,787 | ...speak specifically about the agency... | ...speak specifically about the agency... |
583 | 00:40:11,828 | 00:40:14,039 | ...and what it stands for. | ...and what it stands for. |
584 | 00:40:14,665 | 00:40:17,960 | People, products, profit. | People, products, profit. |
585 | 00:40:18,001 | 00:40:22,422 | -Make sure we get an appointment. -That's why I'm going there. | -Make sure we get an appointment. -That's why I'm going there. |
586 | 00:40:24,508 | 00:40:27,636 | -Is there a problem? -No. No problem. | -Is there a problem? -No. No problem. |
587 | 00:40:27,678 | 00:40:29,471 | -I felt staring. -No, you didn't. | -I felt staring. -No, you didn't. |
588 | 00:40:29,513 | 00:40:32,474 | I'm between tai chi classes. Excuse me. | I'm between tai chi classes. Excuse me. |
589 | 00:40:36,395 | 00:40:39,773 | That rug is the worst. Do you think he realizes it? | That rug is the worst. Do you think he realizes it? |
590 | 00:40:39,815 | 00:40:42,776 | He does now. Have a nice yoga class, Mom. | He does now. Have a nice yoga class, Mom. |
591 | 00:40:42,818 | 00:40:46,321 | -Charlie. -Enjoy your weekend, David. | -Charlie. -Enjoy your weekend, David. |
592 | 00:40:46,363 | 00:40:49,366 | Charlie. My mom was just saying how young you look. | Charlie. My mom was just saying how young you look. |
593 | 00:40:49,408 | 00:40:51,660 | Thirty-five, she said. | Thirty-five, she said. |
594 | 00:41:14,892 | 00:41:16,852 | Where the heck are the ducks? | Where the heck are the ducks? |
595 | 00:41:34,745 | 00:41:37,247 | This is how you blow it. | This is how you blow it. |
596 | 00:41:43,837 | 00:41:45,547 | Here they come. Up. | Here they come. Up. |
597 | 00:42:00,938 | 00:42:03,941 | One thing I've learned in advertising is let the work-- | One thing I've learned in advertising is let the work-- |
598 | 00:42:03,982 | 00:42:06,610 | Dad, I'm going for more shells. | Dad, I'm going for more shells. |
599 | 00:42:08,904 | 00:42:12,699 | -My daughter speaks highly of you. -She does? | -My daughter speaks highly of you. -She does? |
600 | 00:42:12,741 | 00:42:14,910 | Says you're a great lay. | Says you're a great lay. |
601 | 00:42:17,204 | 00:42:19,039 | She said that? | She said that? |
602 | 00:42:19,081 | 00:42:22,084 | Yeah, my baby tells me everything. | Yeah, my baby tells me everything. |
603 | 00:42:22,125 | 00:42:25,963 | That's quite some conversation for a daughter to have with her father. | That's quite some conversation for a daughter to have with her father. |
604 | 00:42:26,004 | 00:42:30,717 | She's a very modern woman. I raised her to be an executive. | She's a very modern woman. I raised her to be an executive. |
605 | 00:42:30,759 | 00:42:32,719 | I raised her to be a man. | I raised her to be a man. |
606 | 00:42:32,761 | 00:42:36,473 | So did my father, but I don't tell him anything. | So did my father, but I don't tell him anything. |
607 | 00:42:36,515 | 00:42:39,017 | I don't want to hear your life story. | I don't want to hear your life story. |
608 | 00:42:39,059 | 00:42:42,145 | Why don't you shoot a few more fish? | Why don't you shoot a few more fish? |
609 | 00:42:46,608 | 00:42:50,571 | -Do you know anything about horses? -My father has a passion for horses. | -Do you know anything about horses? -My father has a passion for horses. |
610 | 00:42:50,612 | 00:42:53,073 | -Oh, breeding? -No, betting. | -Oh, breeding? -No, betting. |
611 | 00:42:53,115 | 00:42:56,326 | I brought this very basic information about the agency-- | I brought this very basic information about the agency-- |
612 | 00:42:56,368 | 00:43:00,956 | One of my prize stallions is servicing Mr. Egan's best mares. | One of my prize stallions is servicing Mr. Egan's best mares. |
613 | 00:43:00,998 | 00:43:04,459 | Cheryl Ann, why don't you take David down to the barn? | Cheryl Ann, why don't you take David down to the barn? |
614 | 00:43:04,501 | 00:43:06,712 | I've got some business to take care of. | I've got some business to take care of. |
615 | 00:43:06,753 | 00:43:12,092 | We can talk about this after the horses are done servicing each other. | We can talk about this after the horses are done servicing each other. |
616 | 00:43:42,289 | 00:43:45,417 | Well, aren't you going to at least dim the lights? | Well, aren't you going to at least dim the lights? |
617 | 00:44:03,060 | 00:44:05,854 | Afterwards, what, back to the barn for a cigarette? | Afterwards, what, back to the barn for a cigarette? |
618 | 00:44:28,335 | 00:44:30,337 | BREEDING ROOM | BREEDING ROOM |
619 | 00:45:03,120 | 00:45:06,540 | What do you mean he's preparing them for me? I don't want them. | What do you mean he's preparing them for me? I don't want them. |
620 | 00:45:06,582 | 00:45:10,043 | I don't want to have to carry dead ducks on the plane. | I don't want to have to carry dead ducks on the plane. |
621 | 00:45:10,085 | 00:45:14,089 | Here's a little something to make your city friends envious. | Here's a little something to make your city friends envious. |
622 | 00:45:14,131 | 00:45:16,466 | -Oh, thank you. -Enjoy those. | -Oh, thank you. -Enjoy those. |
623 | 00:45:16,508 | 00:45:17,676 | Great. Great. | Great. Great. |
624 | 00:45:17,718 | 00:45:20,095 | You know, you have a beautiful farm here. | You know, you have a beautiful farm here. |
625 | 00:45:20,137 | 00:45:23,098 | I love the ducks and particularly the horses. | I love the ducks and particularly the horses. |
626 | 00:45:23,140 | 00:45:25,767 | I was reading how the stallion is responsible... | I was reading how the stallion is responsible... |
627 | 00:45:25,809 | 00:45:28,937 | ...for 60 percent of the characteristics of the offspring. | ...for 60 percent of the characteristics of the offspring. |
628 | 00:45:28,979 | 00:45:32,482 | But the mares are responsible for 40 percent of the get's traits. | But the mares are responsible for 40 percent of the get's traits. |
629 | 00:45:32,524 | 00:45:36,069 | At least, according to Tesio, who I guess is the real expert. | At least, according to Tesio, who I guess is the real expert. |
630 | 00:45:36,111 | 00:45:37,321 | You read Tesio? | You read Tesio? |
631 | 00:45:37,362 | 00:45:39,865 | As a hobby. Sometimes. | As a hobby. Sometimes. |
632 | 00:45:39,907 | 00:45:44,411 | Tell your boss Colonial Airlines will look at your presentation. | Tell your boss Colonial Airlines will look at your presentation. |
633 | 00:45:53,212 | 00:45:55,339 | Memo to David Basner: | Memo to David Basner: |
634 | 00:45:55,380 | 00:45:59,259 | The date is set to present ideas for the Colonial Airlines commercial. | The date is set to present ideas for the Colonial Airlines commercial. |
635 | 00:45:59,301 | 00:46:03,138 | You and your staff have two weeks to come up with greatness. | You and your staff have two weeks to come up with greatness. |
636 | 00:46:03,180 | 00:46:05,224 | I want that account, David. | I want that account, David. |
637 | 00:46:05,265 | 00:46:08,101 | Signed, John, Paul, George and Ringo. | Signed, John, Paul, George and Ringo. |
638 | 00:46:08,894 | 00:46:10,979 | Okay, okay, okay. Possibility. | Okay, okay, okay. Possibility. |
639 | 00:46:11,021 | 00:46:12,397 | Mishi, what do you got? | Mishi, what do you got? |
640 | 00:46:12,439 | 00:46:15,776 | How about this? You got Colonial Airline, right? | How about this? You got Colonial Airline, right? |
641 | 00:46:15,817 | 00:46:18,820 | -"Co" stands for cooperation. -Cooperation. | -"Co" stands for cooperation. -Cooperation. |
642 | 00:46:18,862 | 00:46:21,782 | "Lo" means you're never gonna be lonely on the plane. | "Lo" means you're never gonna be lonely on the plane. |
643 | 00:46:21,823 | 00:46:24,368 | "Ni," you have plenty of room for your knees. | "Ni," you have plenty of room for your knees. |
644 | 00:46:24,409 | 00:46:28,080 | And "ial," y'all have a good time. Colonial. | And "ial," y'all have a good time. Colonial. |
645 | 00:46:28,121 | 00:46:30,958 | -No, no, no. -Come on, give it a chance. | -No, no, no. -Come on, give it a chance. |
646 | 00:46:30,999 | 00:46:34,002 | Your house in the clouds! | Your house in the clouds! |
647 | 00:46:35,003 | 00:46:38,757 | "At Colonial Airlines you don't have to worry about getting hijacked. | "At Colonial Airlines you don't have to worry about getting hijacked. |
648 | 00:46:38,799 | 00:46:41,552 | We only have enough fuel to get to our destination." | We only have enough fuel to get to our destination." |
649 | 00:46:45,430 | 00:46:48,767 | Colonial moves people. Moves the family. | Colonial moves people. Moves the family. |
650 | 00:46:48,809 | 00:46:50,894 | The family thing's the idea. | The family thing's the idea. |
651 | 00:46:50,936 | 00:46:53,981 | I understand that. It's a good concept. | I understand that. It's a good concept. |
652 | 00:46:54,022 | 00:46:57,025 | Now, this is funny. You're not gonna laugh at work... | Now, this is funny. You're not gonna laugh at work... |
653 | 00:46:57,067 | 00:46:59,945 | ...but on the way home you're gonna be cracking up. | ...but on the way home you're gonna be cracking up. |
654 | 00:46:59,987 | 00:47:02,489 | They're flying all over the country.... | They're flying all over the country.... |
655 | 00:47:02,531 | 00:47:03,782 | MAIL ROOM | MAIL ROOM |
656 | 00:47:05,367 | 00:47:08,203 | Brother, tell us how your life has been shattered... | Brother, tell us how your life has been shattered... |
657 | 00:47:08,245 | 00:47:12,082 | ...since you turned away from Colonial and put faith in other airlines. | ...since you turned away from Colonial and put faith in other airlines. |
658 | 00:47:12,124 | 00:47:15,419 | I was lost, I had no leg room. I had no pillow. | I was lost, I had no leg room. I had no pillow. |
659 | 00:47:15,711 | 00:47:17,504 | I couldn't even smoke. | I couldn't even smoke. |
660 | 00:47:19,298 | 00:47:23,218 | So board me, and feel the experience. | So board me, and feel the experience. |
661 | 00:47:23,260 | 00:47:25,762 | Fly Colonial Airlines. | Fly Colonial Airlines. |
662 | 00:47:27,723 | 00:47:30,017 | -You're an airplane? -What do you think? | -You're an airplane? -What do you think? |
663 | 00:47:30,058 | 00:47:31,727 | Anybody wanna board Mishi? | Anybody wanna board Mishi? |
664 | 00:47:31,768 | 00:47:33,896 | -No. -Where was the grandma? | -No. -Where was the grandma? |
665 | 00:47:34,271 | 00:47:36,773 | You said something about a grandma. | You said something about a grandma. |
666 | 00:47:36,815 | 00:47:39,443 | One, two, three, four. | One, two, three, four. |
667 | 00:47:41,945 | 00:47:44,698 | When you're sitting on an airplane In a big and comfy seat | When you're sitting on an airplane In a big and comfy seat |
668 | 00:47:44,740 | 00:47:47,409 | And the fellow sitting next to you Is one big Arab sheik | And the fellow sitting next to you Is one big Arab sheik |
669 | 00:47:47,451 | 00:47:50,204 | When you're flying to the sky Now you're really getting high | When you're flying to the sky Now you're really getting high |
670 | 00:47:50,245 | 00:47:52,873 | You're flying on Colonial And that's no jive | You're flying on Colonial And that's no jive |
671 | 00:47:57,002 | 00:47:58,462 | Can't we do this in your office? | Can't we do this in your office? |
672 | 00:47:58,504 | 00:48:02,090 | When you hit a dry spot, you come back to where you were hottest. | When you hit a dry spot, you come back to where you were hottest. |
673 | 00:48:02,132 | 00:48:03,509 | All right. | All right. |
674 | 00:48:03,550 | 00:48:05,844 | Let's spin the art director. | Let's spin the art director. |
675 | 00:48:05,886 | 00:48:08,096 | Fly Colonial | Fly Colonial |
676 | 00:48:08,347 | 00:48:10,766 | -Colonial Airlines -Colonial | -Colonial Airlines -Colonial |
677 | 00:48:10,807 | 00:48:16,897 | Colonial | Colonial |
678 | 00:48:17,814 | 00:48:20,192 | Airlines | Airlines |
679 | 00:48:20,651 | 00:48:22,986 | I like it. It's kind of bluesy. | I like it. It's kind of bluesy. |
680 | 00:48:23,028 | 00:48:25,614 | You know what it is? It's a lousy idea. | You know what it is? It's a lousy idea. |
681 | 00:48:25,656 | 00:48:29,409 | But imagine if we use something like this instead of a slide show. | But imagine if we use something like this instead of a slide show. |
682 | 00:48:29,451 | 00:48:30,661 | Yeah, real people. | Yeah, real people. |
683 | 00:48:30,702 | 00:48:33,789 | Chances are this guy's having countless agencies... | Chances are this guy's having countless agencies... |
684 | 00:48:33,830 | 00:48:36,625 | ...look at a screen for an hour and a half. | ...look at a screen for an hour and a half. |
685 | 00:48:36,667 | 00:48:39,378 | -They're sick of that. -We have real people. | -They're sick of that. -We have real people. |
686 | 00:48:39,419 | 00:48:41,588 | Anti-high-tech, I love it. | Anti-high-tech, I love it. |
687 | 00:48:41,630 | 00:48:44,633 | That's right. Live people, a live presentation. | That's right. Live people, a live presentation. |
688 | 00:48:44,675 | 00:48:49,346 | No gimmicks, no laser beams, none of that. Anti-high-tech. | No gimmicks, no laser beams, none of that. Anti-high-tech. |
689 | 00:48:51,890 | 00:48:54,977 | Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the-- | Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the-- |
690 | 00:48:55,018 | 00:48:57,980 | Hugs the special-- Special kids. | Hugs the special-- Special kids. |
691 | 00:48:58,021 | 00:49:01,108 | Yeah, holds them. Hugs her special kids. | Yeah, holds them. Hugs her special kids. |
692 | 00:49:01,149 | 00:49:03,527 | Get out of here. I'm in pre-game. | Get out of here. I'm in pre-game. |
693 | 00:49:05,404 | 00:49:07,531 | Oh, I just came by to wish you luck. | Oh, I just came by to wish you luck. |
694 | 00:49:09,867 | 00:49:11,952 | You're mighty hard to get a hold of. | You're mighty hard to get a hold of. |
695 | 00:49:11,994 | 00:49:15,122 | I think about you every time I see a mounted policeman. | I think about you every time I see a mounted policeman. |
696 | 00:49:15,163 | 00:49:19,501 | -It would be unfair to the competition. -I was worried about them too. | -It would be unfair to the competition. -I was worried about them too. |
697 | 00:49:19,543 | 00:49:23,672 | So, what happens if I get this and we work together? | So, what happens if I get this and we work together? |
698 | 00:49:23,714 | 00:49:26,842 | I think it'd be terrific. We'll handle it. | I think it'd be terrific. We'll handle it. |
699 | 00:49:26,884 | 00:49:31,138 | -The perfect executives? -We'd make a good team. | -The perfect executives? -We'd make a good team. |
700 | 00:49:31,180 | 00:49:34,808 | You know, I sense that, but I don't know why. | You know, I sense that, but I don't know why. |
701 | 00:49:35,976 | 00:49:38,854 | You see something in me you really like. | You see something in me you really like. |
702 | 00:49:38,896 | 00:49:40,439 | You see you. | You see you. |
703 | 00:49:40,939 | 00:49:42,816 | I'll see you inside. | I'll see you inside. |
704 | 00:49:49,698 | 00:49:50,741 | Batman. | Batman. |
705 | 00:49:58,457 | 00:50:01,168 | We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge. | We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge. |
706 | 00:50:11,637 | 00:50:12,846 | We're all set. | We're all set. |
707 | 00:50:23,815 | 00:50:25,400 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
708 | 00:50:25,442 | 00:50:28,278 | Our market research shows that Colonial Airlines... | Our market research shows that Colonial Airlines... |
709 | 00:50:28,320 | 00:50:31,240 | ...is already getting its share of business fliers. | ...is already getting its share of business fliers. |
710 | 00:50:31,281 | 00:50:34,952 | Where there's room for improvement is with the occasional traveler: | Where there's room for improvement is with the occasional traveler: |
711 | 00:50:34,993 | 00:50:36,203 | The family trade. | The family trade. |
712 | 00:50:36,245 | 00:50:40,916 | Now, we've come up with a campaign that we feel targets this market. | Now, we've come up with a campaign that we feel targets this market. |
713 | 00:50:40,958 | 00:50:42,584 | Picture this: | Picture this: |
714 | 00:50:44,628 | 00:50:49,216 | A kindly old grandmother sits in her house doing needlepoint. | A kindly old grandmother sits in her house doing needlepoint. |
715 | 00:50:49,258 | 00:50:51,218 | Another day, another afghan. | Another day, another afghan. |
716 | 00:50:51,260 | 00:50:54,054 | A hot cup of tea sits beside her on a table. | A hot cup of tea sits beside her on a table. |
717 | 00:50:54,096 | 00:50:57,641 | -An afghan is tucked around her legs. -That's nice. | -An afghan is tucked around her legs. -That's nice. |
718 | 00:50:57,683 | 00:51:00,811 | -The phone rings. -Hello? | -The phone rings. -Hello? |
719 | 00:51:00,853 | 00:51:02,896 | -Hello, Mom. -It's a bad connection. | -Hello, Mom. -It's a bad connection. |
720 | 00:51:02,938 | 00:51:06,108 | Hey, it's Grandma. Tell her I hit my first homer. | Hey, it's Grandma. Tell her I hit my first homer. |
721 | 00:51:06,149 | 00:51:09,278 | -Mom, come up for a couple of weeks. -That'd be great. | -Mom, come up for a couple of weeks. -That'd be great. |
722 | 00:51:09,319 | 00:51:12,614 | We see Grandma board a Colonial airliner... | We see Grandma board a Colonial airliner... |
723 | 00:51:12,656 | 00:51:15,409 | ...where she is made very comfortable. | ...where she is made very comfortable. |
724 | 00:51:15,450 | 00:51:17,744 | -You comfortable, ma'am? -Call me Hattie. | -You comfortable, ma'am? -Call me Hattie. |
725 | 00:51:17,786 | 00:51:18,954 | All right. | All right. |
726 | 00:51:18,996 | 00:51:21,081 | -They compare needlepoint. -Look. | -They compare needlepoint. -Look. |
727 | 00:51:21,123 | 00:51:23,667 | The stewardess tucks a blanket around her. | The stewardess tucks a blanket around her. |
728 | 00:51:23,709 | 00:51:27,212 | -Thank you. -And brings her a nice hot cup of tea. | -Thank you. -And brings her a nice hot cup of tea. |
729 | 00:51:27,462 | 00:51:30,799 | Grandma chats with some of the other passengers. | Grandma chats with some of the other passengers. |
730 | 00:51:30,841 | 00:51:34,595 | -Hi there. -In Bombay, I was an internist. | -Hi there. -In Bombay, I was an internist. |
731 | 00:51:34,636 | 00:51:36,972 | I'm on my way to Toledo for a convention. | I'm on my way to Toledo for a convention. |
732 | 00:51:37,431 | 00:51:38,765 | The plane lands. | The plane lands. |
733 | 00:51:38,807 | 00:51:42,978 | At another airport, we see chauffeurs holding signs with names of clients. | At another airport, we see chauffeurs holding signs with names of clients. |
734 | 00:51:43,020 | 00:51:45,564 | Is there a Mr. T. Jones here? | Is there a Mr. T. Jones here? |
735 | 00:51:45,606 | 00:51:48,442 | Looking for Gonzalez over here. | Looking for Gonzalez over here. |
736 | 00:51:48,692 | 00:51:52,196 | -What? -A boy holds a sign that says simply: | -What? -A boy holds a sign that says simply: |
737 | 00:51:52,237 | 00:51:54,489 | -Grandma. -Jimmy. | -Grandma. -Jimmy. |
738 | 00:51:54,531 | 00:51:56,658 | We witness a family reunion. | We witness a family reunion. |
739 | 00:51:56,700 | 00:51:59,161 | -Mom, it's so nice to see you. -Grandma. | -Mom, it's so nice to see you. -Grandma. |
740 | 00:51:59,203 | 00:52:00,495 | How you've grown. | How you've grown. |
741 | 00:52:00,537 | 00:52:03,790 | As does the Colonial stewardess who can't help but smile. | As does the Colonial stewardess who can't help but smile. |
742 | 00:52:03,832 | 00:52:07,336 | -Bye, Hattie. -Tell your mom about lemon for colds. | -Bye, Hattie. -Tell your mom about lemon for colds. |
743 | 00:52:07,377 | 00:52:09,254 | -See you in Toledo. -Bombay. | -See you in Toledo. -Bombay. |
744 | 00:52:09,296 | 00:52:10,756 | -Caracas. -Where? | -Caracas. -Where? |
745 | 00:52:11,215 | 00:52:14,676 | We cut to an armchair where Grandma sits with those kids. | We cut to an armchair where Grandma sits with those kids. |
746 | 00:52:14,718 | 00:52:16,970 | -Are you warm enough? -I love you. | -Are you warm enough? -I love you. |
747 | 00:52:17,012 | 00:52:19,389 | Her daughter brings her a cup of tea. | Her daughter brings her a cup of tea. |
748 | 00:52:19,431 | 00:52:21,892 | -Here's some tea, Mom. -You call me Hattie. | -Here's some tea, Mom. -You call me Hattie. |
749 | 00:52:21,934 | 00:52:26,522 | Grandma puts down that needlepoint and hugs those special kids. | Grandma puts down that needlepoint and hugs those special kids. |
750 | 00:52:26,563 | 00:52:28,899 | -We're so glad you came. -Thanks, Grandma. | -We're so glad you came. -Thanks, Grandma. |
751 | 00:52:28,941 | 00:52:34,947 | We dissolve to the Colonial airliner flying off into a glorious red sunset. | We dissolve to the Colonial airliner flying off into a glorious red sunset. |
752 | 00:52:34,988 | 00:52:36,698 | And we hear: | And we hear: |
753 | 00:52:36,740 | 00:52:38,867 | From your home... | From your home... |
754 | 00:52:38,909 | 00:52:40,619 | ...to our home... | ...to our home... |
755 | 00:52:40,661 | 00:52:42,579 | ...to their home. | ...to their home. |
756 | 00:52:44,289 | 00:52:46,500 | Colonial Airlines... | Colonial Airlines... |
757 | 00:52:46,542 | 00:52:48,710 | ...your home in the skies. | ...your home in the skies. |
758 | 00:52:58,679 | 00:53:00,764 | Do you have anything else, David? | Do you have anything else, David? |
759 | 00:53:02,724 | 00:53:06,353 | Yes, but we're staying with this. This is our strongest concept. | Yes, but we're staying with this. This is our strongest concept. |
760 | 00:53:24,246 | 00:53:26,373 | Who got an airline? I got an airline. | Who got an airline? I got an airline. |
761 | 00:53:26,415 | 00:53:29,084 | -You. I want to talk to you. -Wait a minute. | -You. I want to talk to you. -Wait a minute. |
762 | 00:53:29,126 | 00:53:30,836 | -Who got it? -Not on the grass. | -Who got it? -Not on the grass. |
763 | 00:53:31,336 | 00:53:33,672 | Don't get up. Standing ovation. | Don't get up. Standing ovation. |
764 | 00:53:33,714 | 00:53:39,052 | -Everyone knows I got an airline. -You got it. Congratulations. | -Everyone knows I got an airline. -You got it. Congratulations. |
765 | 00:53:39,094 | 00:53:42,764 | -Don't I get a hug? -That's a friend of mine. | -Don't I get a hug? -That's a friend of mine. |
766 | 00:53:42,806 | 00:53:45,809 | -But I deserve congratulations too. -Why? | -But I deserve congratulations too. -Why? |
767 | 00:53:45,851 | 00:53:48,729 | Remember that grant I applied for about a month ago? | Remember that grant I applied for about a month ago? |
768 | 00:53:48,770 | 00:53:51,481 | They called me this morning and I got it. | They called me this morning and I got it. |
769 | 00:53:51,523 | 00:53:53,442 | That's great. How much? | That's great. How much? |
770 | 00:53:53,483 | 00:53:57,070 | Not a lot, but enough to produce plays at the Gemini Theater. | Not a lot, but enough to produce plays at the Gemini Theater. |
771 | 00:53:57,112 | 00:53:59,573 | -The garage? -We're converting it. | -The garage? -We're converting it. |
772 | 00:53:59,615 | 00:54:02,701 | This is what the world needs, more theater in a garage. | This is what the world needs, more theater in a garage. |
773 | 00:54:02,743 | 00:54:06,997 | I'll take you out. We'll both celebrate, very expensive, snazzy dinner. | I'll take you out. We'll both celebrate, very expensive, snazzy dinner. |
774 | 00:54:07,581 | 00:54:09,333 | I can't take long. | I can't take long. |
775 | 00:54:10,667 | 00:54:14,463 | -You can't park on the lawn. -We're moving it right now. | -You can't park on the lawn. -We're moving it right now. |
776 | 00:54:14,505 | 00:54:18,383 | This is a 4-wheel drive. I couldn't find a place to park. | This is a 4-wheel drive. I couldn't find a place to park. |
777 | 00:54:18,425 | 00:54:21,303 | -Who's he? -That's the dean of parking. | -Who's he? -That's the dean of parking. |
778 | 00:54:21,345 | 00:54:23,972 | -Who? -That's my boss, Dean Wood. | -Who? -That's my boss, Dean Wood. |
779 | 00:54:24,014 | 00:54:27,392 | Wait. Robert, I'll call you, okay? | Wait. Robert, I'll call you, okay? |
780 | 00:54:27,643 | 00:54:29,853 | -Bye-bye. -So long, Robin. | -Bye-bye. -So long, Robin. |
781 | 00:54:31,772 | 00:54:36,527 | Welcome to the 10th fashion show for young lads and little misses. | Welcome to the 10th fashion show for young lads and little misses. |
782 | 00:54:37,194 | 00:54:40,280 | Hey. The Campbell brothers. | Hey. The Campbell brothers. |
783 | 00:54:40,531 | 00:54:41,698 | Here. | Here. |
784 | 00:54:41,740 | 00:54:44,201 | Have a personal pen from Max Basner. | Have a personal pen from Max Basner. |
785 | 00:54:46,578 | 00:54:49,456 | When this is over, come up and we'll talk. | When this is over, come up and we'll talk. |
786 | 00:54:51,750 | 00:54:55,671 | That's Sal Mancuso. He's one of my biggest customers. | That's Sal Mancuso. He's one of my biggest customers. |
787 | 00:54:56,213 | 00:54:59,216 | How much business has Sal given you lately? | How much business has Sal given you lately? |
788 | 00:54:59,800 | 00:55:01,927 | His wife has been sick. | His wife has been sick. |
789 | 00:55:02,845 | 00:55:06,682 | Come on, Max. Looks like all your customers have sick families. | Come on, Max. Looks like all your customers have sick families. |
790 | 00:55:06,723 | 00:55:09,476 | Don't worry. Business will pick up. | Don't worry. Business will pick up. |
791 | 00:55:09,518 | 00:55:13,146 | A pink dress with a Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton... | A pink dress with a Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton... |
792 | 00:55:13,188 | 00:55:16,483 | ...slashed at the waist. That is a Super Togs. | ...slashed at the waist. That is a Super Togs. |
793 | 00:55:17,276 | 00:55:21,113 | Kristen is my personal choice for model of the year. | Kristen is my personal choice for model of the year. |
794 | 00:55:21,363 | 00:55:25,826 | -Well, it's nice to see you, Max. -Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan. | -Well, it's nice to see you, Max. -Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan. |
795 | 00:55:26,326 | 00:55:28,078 | Turn in your samples. | Turn in your samples. |
796 | 00:55:29,663 | 00:55:32,040 | But that's my spring line. | But that's my spring line. |
797 | 00:55:32,082 | 00:55:35,919 | Yes, but we have someone else in mind to take care of that. | Yes, but we have someone else in mind to take care of that. |
798 | 00:55:36,253 | 00:55:39,256 | We're letting you go, Max. You're fired. | We're letting you go, Max. You're fired. |
799 | 00:55:43,844 | 00:55:45,971 | Item 16... | Item 16... |
800 | 00:55:46,013 | 00:55:50,309 | ...is Adam, in poly-cotton gray flannel trousers. | ...is Adam, in poly-cotton gray flannel trousers. |
801 | 00:55:50,350 | 00:55:54,396 | Look, Max, my kid's in the show. I gotta run. I'll see you later. | Look, Max, my kid's in the show. I gotta run. I'll see you later. |
802 | 00:55:54,438 | 00:55:57,482 | We thank all the kids who volunteered to model today... | We thank all the kids who volunteered to model today... |
803 | 00:55:57,524 | 00:56:01,528 | ...plus all the kids whose mothers dragged them kicking and screaming. | ...plus all the kids whose mothers dragged them kicking and screaming. |
804 | 00:56:04,990 | 00:56:09,703 | Goodbye, have a grand year, and remember, Chicago Mart's motto is: | Goodbye, have a grand year, and remember, Chicago Mart's motto is: |
805 | 00:56:09,745 | 00:56:12,372 | Be proud to be a salesman. | Be proud to be a salesman. |
806 | 00:57:50,888 | 00:57:52,181 | He's cool. | He's cool. |
807 | 00:57:52,222 | 00:57:55,934 | Don't ad-lib the lines. Stick to the copy. | Don't ad-lib the lines. Stick to the copy. |
808 | 00:57:55,976 | 00:57:59,563 | Just sort of enjoy the language and read the script. | Just sort of enjoy the language and read the script. |
809 | 00:57:59,605 | 00:58:01,231 | Relax. Enjoy. | Relax. Enjoy. |
810 | 00:58:04,401 | 00:58:06,570 | Oh, George. | Oh, George. |
811 | 00:58:11,533 | 00:58:15,204 | They think up the commercials that go to Marketing upstairs... | They think up the commercials that go to Marketing upstairs... |
812 | 00:58:15,245 | 00:58:18,165 | ...and then to the account executives. | ...and then to the account executives. |
813 | 00:58:18,207 | 00:58:22,628 | These cubicles are called the bullpen. That's a baseball term. | These cubicles are called the bullpen. That's a baseball term. |
814 | 00:58:22,669 | 00:58:26,298 | Please step right over here, and we'll take a little break. | Please step right over here, and we'll take a little break. |
815 | 00:58:27,341 | 00:58:31,345 | Just once I'd love to hear you say, "I trust your creative judgment." | Just once I'd love to hear you say, "I trust your creative judgment." |
816 | 00:58:31,386 | 00:58:34,139 | The third woman does not look like a grandmother. | The third woman does not look like a grandmother. |
817 | 00:58:34,181 | 00:58:35,599 | She looks like a hooker. | She looks like a hooker. |
818 | 00:58:35,641 | 00:58:39,061 | -I know hookers. She's no hooker. -We have plenty of grandmas. | -I know hookers. She's no hooker. -We have plenty of grandmas. |
819 | 00:58:39,102 | 00:58:40,687 | Heads up, tour coming. | Heads up, tour coming. |
820 | 00:58:40,729 | 00:58:45,275 | All I'm trying to say is grandmothers are getting younger every day. | All I'm trying to say is grandmothers are getting younger every day. |
821 | 00:58:45,317 | 00:58:47,236 | Do you know David Basner? | Do you know David Basner? |
822 | 00:58:47,277 | 00:58:50,489 | Number two had a geriatric youthfulness. | Number two had a geriatric youthfulness. |
823 | 00:58:50,531 | 00:58:54,243 | -I need some input. David-- -Will you come to my office? | -I need some input. David-- -Will you come to my office? |
824 | 00:58:54,284 | 00:58:58,080 | Where have you been? I've been in the lobby for 20 minutes. | Where have you been? I've been in the lobby for 20 minutes. |
825 | 00:58:58,121 | 00:59:00,457 | I got cramps from these lousy grapes. | I got cramps from these lousy grapes. |
826 | 00:59:00,499 | 00:59:02,709 | It's the afternoon, Dad. I work here. | It's the afternoon, Dad. I work here. |
827 | 00:59:02,751 | 00:59:06,129 | -Aren't you gonna introduce me? -No. | -Aren't you gonna introduce me? -No. |
828 | 00:59:06,171 | 00:59:09,591 | In five years, this is the first time you've driven past the building. | In five years, this is the first time you've driven past the building. |
829 | 00:59:09,633 | 00:59:14,513 | Well, I had no coffee at the apartment. I thought maybe you'd have some. | Well, I had no coffee at the apartment. I thought maybe you'd have some. |
830 | 00:59:14,555 | 00:59:18,433 | You know, this is something. Secretaries. Offices. | You know, this is something. Secretaries. Offices. |
831 | 00:59:18,475 | 00:59:21,436 | -It's a regular big deal. -What do you want? | -It's a regular big deal. -What do you want? |
832 | 00:59:21,812 | 00:59:23,647 | Not here. | Not here. |
833 | 00:59:24,064 | 00:59:27,943 | Dad, I got a promotion so I could have an office. | Dad, I got a promotion so I could have an office. |
834 | 00:59:27,985 | 00:59:31,154 | -See my name? -Not here. | -See my name? -Not here. |
835 | 00:59:31,655 | 00:59:35,909 | Can't you give your father five minutes? Let's take a drive. | Can't you give your father five minutes? Let's take a drive. |
836 | 00:59:39,580 | 00:59:44,668 | -Why don't get yourself a regular car? -It's a Jeep, Dad. I look good in it. | -Why don't get yourself a regular car? -It's a Jeep, Dad. I look good in it. |
837 | 00:59:49,131 | 00:59:54,094 | This goddamn car. You have to be a mountain climber to get in it. | This goddamn car. You have to be a mountain climber to get in it. |
838 | 00:59:59,099 | 01:00:02,019 | -Want one? They're Honduran. -No. | -Want one? They're Honduran. -No. |
839 | 01:00:02,060 | 01:00:06,398 | -Can't get the Cubans anymore. -No, thank you. | -Can't get the Cubans anymore. -No, thank you. |
840 | 01:00:11,195 | 01:00:13,655 | I lost my lines. | I lost my lines. |
841 | 01:00:17,868 | 01:00:19,786 | They fired me. | They fired me. |
842 | 01:00:45,062 | 01:00:46,772 | What are you gonna do? | What are you gonna do? |
843 | 01:00:47,689 | 01:00:50,108 | I know you hate me... | I know you hate me... |
844 | 01:00:51,026 | 01:00:53,487 | ...but you have to help me. | ...but you have to help me. |
845 | 01:01:04,706 | 01:01:05,999 | No. No, you don't. | No. No, you don't. |
846 | 01:01:06,041 | 01:01:09,253 | You take Grandma from the cold and send her to the warm. | You take Grandma from the cold and send her to the warm. |
847 | 01:01:09,294 | 01:01:11,630 | That way she doesn't get pneumonia and die. | That way she doesn't get pneumonia and die. |
848 | 01:01:11,672 | 01:01:13,841 | You help her with her rheumatism. | You help her with her rheumatism. |
849 | 01:01:20,097 | 01:01:24,685 | -We can have dinner. Macaroni. -Oh, I can't, Dad. I've got a date. | -We can have dinner. Macaroni. -Oh, I can't, Dad. I've got a date. |
850 | 01:01:24,726 | 01:01:27,396 | I got you X-rated action on every page: | I got you X-rated action on every page: |
851 | 01:01:27,437 | 01:01:30,524 | Eros, the new Macho, Hot and Sexy Mature Women. | Eros, the new Macho, Hot and Sexy Mature Women. |
852 | 01:01:32,401 | 01:01:36,989 | You know, that's something we always had in common. | You know, that's something we always had in common. |
853 | 01:01:37,030 | 01:01:41,159 | -Who? -My father, you, me. | -Who? -My father, you, me. |
854 | 01:01:41,660 | 01:01:44,454 | We could always talk a girl into bed. | We could always talk a girl into bed. |
855 | 01:01:44,496 | 01:01:46,582 | I'm glad you still can, Dad. | I'm glad you still can, Dad. |
856 | 01:01:46,623 | 01:01:48,876 | -You need asparagus? -I can't. | -You need asparagus? -I can't. |
857 | 01:01:51,295 | 01:01:53,255 | I can't do it anymore. | I can't do it anymore. |
858 | 01:02:06,768 | 01:02:08,103 | -Hi, hi. -Hi. | -Hi, hi. -Hi. |
859 | 01:02:08,145 | 01:02:10,939 | You wanted that clock? I hope it'll do. | You wanted that clock? I hope it'll do. |
860 | 01:02:10,981 | 01:02:13,942 | This is a flashlight. There was something else. | This is a flashlight. There was something else. |
861 | 01:02:13,984 | 01:02:16,653 | -Thank you. -What is that? That's right. | -Thank you. -What is that? That's right. |
862 | 01:02:16,695 | 01:02:19,698 | I forgot, Mom. Look, it's a dog. | I forgot, Mom. Look, it's a dog. |
863 | 01:02:19,740 | 01:02:21,575 | Oh, David. | Oh, David. |
864 | 01:02:21,617 | 01:02:25,204 | -Oh, where did you get him? -Down at the pound. | -Oh, where did you get him? -Down at the pound. |
865 | 01:02:25,245 | 01:02:26,496 | Does he have papers? | Does he have papers? |
866 | 01:02:26,538 | 01:02:30,667 | No. Well, he gets the Tribune. He's not house-trained. | No. Well, he gets the Tribune. He's not house-trained. |
867 | 01:02:30,709 | 01:02:35,547 | David, thank you. Oh, someone to love. | David, thank you. Oh, someone to love. |
868 | 01:02:36,673 | 01:02:39,134 | -See you later, Mom. -Bye, David. Thanks. | -See you later, Mom. -Bye, David. Thanks. |
869 | 01:02:39,176 | 01:02:43,055 | Oh, you're so sweet. Did that scare you? | Oh, you're so sweet. Did that scare you? |
870 | 01:02:43,972 | 01:02:49,061 | Who is studying psychology? Economics? Philosophy? That's good. | Who is studying psychology? Economics? Philosophy? That's good. |
871 | 01:02:49,102 | 01:02:52,439 | Advertising is the applied distillation of everything we know. | Advertising is the applied distillation of everything we know. |
872 | 01:02:53,065 | 01:02:57,653 | Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do. I'm not writing the great novel. | Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do. I'm not writing the great novel. |
873 | 01:02:57,694 | 01:03:01,240 | I don't have a manuscript. I don't want to direct movies. | I don't have a manuscript. I don't want to direct movies. |
874 | 01:03:01,281 | 01:03:04,785 | I like advertising. If you think you like it, give it a shot. | I like advertising. If you think you like it, give it a shot. |
875 | 01:03:04,826 | 01:03:09,331 | Just remember, if you choke, you could end up like Mr. Buzzword. | Just remember, if you choke, you could end up like Mr. Buzzword. |
876 | 01:03:09,373 | 01:03:12,709 | -Isn't that right, Ted? -Thanks, David. | -Isn't that right, Ted? -Thanks, David. |
877 | 01:03:13,961 | 01:03:16,797 | Mr. Basner loves to kid. | Mr. Basner loves to kid. |
878 | 01:03:16,839 | 01:03:20,759 | -What's the dilemma? -What kind of chair to put Grandma in. | -What's the dilemma? -What kind of chair to put Grandma in. |
879 | 01:03:20,801 | 01:03:23,178 | -What kind are there? -Excuse me? | -What kind are there? -Excuse me? |
880 | 01:03:23,220 | 01:03:25,055 | -What? -Dad. | -What? -Dad. |
881 | 01:03:25,097 | 01:03:27,474 | -Shaker? -How about an electric chair? | -Shaker? -How about an electric chair? |
882 | 01:03:31,395 | 01:03:32,813 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
883 | 01:03:39,236 | 01:03:40,279 | Come on. | Come on. |
884 | 01:03:41,363 | 01:03:44,074 | Put it back. Put it back. | Put it back. Put it back. |
885 | 01:03:44,992 | 01:03:48,245 | Shame on you. I'm sorry. | Shame on you. I'm sorry. |
886 | 01:03:48,745 | 01:03:50,289 | Get in the car. | Get in the car. |
887 | 01:03:50,831 | 01:03:54,543 | -Cubitode is a smalltime bookie. -You don't know Cubitode. | -Cubitode is a smalltime bookie. -You don't know Cubitode. |
888 | 01:03:54,585 | 01:03:59,298 | -He's talking about kneecaps. -They don't break kneecaps for $75. | -He's talking about kneecaps. -They don't break kneecaps for $75. |
889 | 01:03:59,339 | 01:04:01,300 | You bought your mother a car. | You bought your mother a car. |
890 | 01:04:01,341 | 01:04:04,553 | For chrissake, aren't my knees worth $75? | For chrissake, aren't my knees worth $75? |
891 | 01:04:04,595 | 01:04:07,514 | Didn't we do that yesterday? Hello, Dad. No, Mom-- | Didn't we do that yesterday? Hello, Dad. No, Mom-- |
892 | 01:04:08,056 | 01:04:10,767 | -Where do you need to go? -I need a cleaning lady. | -Where do you need to go? -I need a cleaning lady. |
893 | 01:04:10,809 | 01:04:12,728 | You missed my birthday, David. | You missed my birthday, David. |
894 | 01:04:12,769 | 01:04:15,439 | -They have buses out to the track. -Your mother. | -They have buses out to the track. -Your mother. |
895 | 01:04:15,480 | 01:04:17,065 | I've got a serious problem. | I've got a serious problem. |
896 | 01:04:17,566 | 01:04:21,612 | -The dog wants to say hi. -I know it's 2:00 in the morning. | -The dog wants to say hi. -I know it's 2:00 in the morning. |
897 | 01:04:21,653 | 01:04:25,574 | Mom, the AA doesn't tow your car. They're the one who help alcoholics. | Mom, the AA doesn't tow your car. They're the one who help alcoholics. |
898 | 01:04:25,616 | 01:04:28,243 | Yes, I'm sorry I bothered you. Goodbye. | Yes, I'm sorry I bothered you. Goodbye. |
899 | 01:04:28,285 | 01:04:32,706 | -I'm the father he's ashamed of. -Nice. | -I'm the father he's ashamed of. -Nice. |
900 | 01:04:32,748 | 01:04:35,876 | -Father's on 7, mother's on 8. -I was in a meeting. | -Father's on 7, mother's on 8. -I was in a meeting. |
901 | 01:04:35,918 | 01:04:37,961 | Don't put your father on hold. | Don't put your father on hold. |
902 | 01:04:38,003 | 01:04:41,173 | I knew him before he had conferences. | I knew him before he had conferences. |
903 | 01:04:41,215 | 01:04:43,634 | -It's your mother again. -That's it. | -It's your mother again. -That's it. |
904 | 01:04:43,675 | 01:04:45,260 | -Father's on 4. -I can't. | -Father's on 4. -I can't. |
905 | 01:04:45,302 | 01:04:48,430 | -I'm your mother. -I'll be there as soon as I can. | -I'm your mother. -I'll be there as soon as I can. |
906 | 01:04:48,472 | 01:04:51,099 | You just called an hour ago. | You just called an hour ago. |
907 | 01:05:03,195 | 01:05:06,156 | -Who is it? -David, come on, open up. | -Who is it? -David, come on, open up. |
908 | 01:05:06,198 | 01:05:08,575 | -They're driving me crazy. -Who? | -They're driving me crazy. -Who? |
909 | 01:05:08,617 | 01:05:10,536 | Max and Lorraine. Can I come in? | Max and Lorraine. Can I come in? |
910 | 01:05:10,577 | 01:05:12,996 | -David, it's midnight. -I gotta talk to you. | -David, it's midnight. -I gotta talk to you. |
911 | 01:05:13,038 | 01:05:15,624 | -They're driving me crazy. -No, I can't. | -They're driving me crazy. -No, I can't. |
912 | 01:05:18,585 | 01:05:22,089 | -This better be important. -Everything is coming true. | -This better be important. -Everything is coming true. |
913 | 01:05:22,130 | 01:05:25,926 | -Have we been drinking? -Just a little, not too much. | -Have we been drinking? -Just a little, not too much. |
914 | 01:05:25,968 | 01:05:29,429 | It's always "Pick up dry-cleaning, help with groceries... | It's always "Pick up dry-cleaning, help with groceries... |
915 | 01:05:29,471 | 01:05:33,976 | ...I can't drive, take me somewhere, David, David, David." | ...I can't drive, take me somewhere, David, David, David." |
916 | 01:05:34,017 | 01:05:36,687 | It's beginning to affect my work, Donna. | It's beginning to affect my work, Donna. |
917 | 01:05:36,728 | 01:05:39,648 | I feel like David the Swedish au pair boy. | I feel like David the Swedish au pair boy. |
918 | 01:05:39,690 | 01:05:41,149 | I bought my mother a dog. | I bought my mother a dog. |
919 | 01:05:41,191 | 01:05:44,528 | -Donna? Sweetheart? -Just a minute. | -Donna? Sweetheart? -Just a minute. |
920 | 01:05:45,863 | 01:05:49,616 | David, I'm not alone. | David, I'm not alone. |
921 | 01:05:50,868 | 01:05:52,661 | Sit here and stay calm. | Sit here and stay calm. |
922 | 01:05:52,703 | 01:05:54,162 | Stay. | Stay. |
923 | 01:05:55,956 | 01:05:57,374 | Stay. | Stay. |
924 | 01:06:02,588 | 01:06:06,800 | What's happening? I heard drumming. | What's happening? I heard drumming. |
925 | 01:06:06,842 | 01:06:10,137 | -An old friend is having a problem. -Now? | -An old friend is having a problem. -Now? |
926 | 01:06:10,179 | 01:06:13,891 | -Yeah. His parents have split up. -Well, how old is he? | -Yeah. His parents have split up. -Well, how old is he? |
927 | 01:06:15,309 | 01:06:16,643 | I just gotta talk to him. | I just gotta talk to him. |
928 | 01:06:17,102 | 01:06:20,230 | I really gotta apologize for barging in like this. | I really gotta apologize for barging in like this. |
929 | 01:06:20,272 | 01:06:22,941 | I'm sorry. But I won't be long. | I'm sorry. But I won't be long. |
930 | 01:06:22,983 | 01:06:26,737 | -He's drunk. -No, I've just had a couple Scotches. | -He's drunk. -No, I've just had a couple Scotches. |
931 | 01:06:26,778 | 01:06:29,281 | I know you. We met. | I know you. We met. |
932 | 01:06:29,323 | 01:06:31,658 | You're in Psychology. Roland-- | You're in Psychology. Roland-- |
933 | 01:06:31,909 | 01:06:35,871 | -Robert. -Robert, you're naked. | -Robert. -Robert, you're naked. |
934 | 01:06:35,913 | 01:06:38,373 | I'm sorry, I came at a real bad time. | I'm sorry, I came at a real bad time. |
935 | 01:06:38,415 | 01:06:42,461 | -Wanna know what she really likes? -David. I am gonna kill you. | -Wanna know what she really likes? -David. I am gonna kill you. |
936 | 01:06:42,503 | 01:06:44,296 | Hey, I'm talking with Robert. | Hey, I'm talking with Robert. |
937 | 01:06:45,547 | 01:06:50,177 | She and I were like this in high school. Sometimes like this. | She and I were like this in high school. Sometimes like this. |
938 | 01:06:50,219 | 01:06:53,222 | We went steady for a really long time. I like her. | We went steady for a really long time. I like her. |
939 | 01:06:53,263 | 01:06:57,059 | Got a lot of energy. Her middle name is Mildred. | Got a lot of energy. Her middle name is Mildred. |
940 | 01:06:57,100 | 01:07:01,605 | -Hates that. Donna Mildred Martin. -David, I will use this. | -Hates that. Donna Mildred Martin. -David, I will use this. |
941 | 01:07:01,647 | 01:07:06,235 | I'm talking about the nervous breakdown caused by my parents. | I'm talking about the nervous breakdown caused by my parents. |
942 | 01:07:06,276 | 01:07:11,073 | -Remember my angry voice? -I'm an only child. Their breakup.... | -Remember my angry voice? -I'm an only child. Their breakup.... |
943 | 01:07:11,114 | 01:07:13,200 | -...is breaking me deep inside. -Get out. | -...is breaking me deep inside. -Get out. |
944 | 01:07:13,242 | 01:07:15,077 | -Get out. -I mean, they don't-- | -Get out. -I mean, they don't-- |
945 | 01:07:15,118 | 01:07:16,745 | Wait, don't get up. | Wait, don't get up. |
946 | 01:07:16,787 | 01:07:21,583 | -She'll put you back in the mood. -David, that is not fair! | -She'll put you back in the mood. -David, that is not fair! |
947 | 01:07:21,625 | 01:07:24,461 | Your friend obviously has unresolved conflicts. | Your friend obviously has unresolved conflicts. |
948 | 01:07:24,503 | 01:07:29,174 | Please don't give me that psychoanalytic bullshit, please. | Please don't give me that psychoanalytic bullshit, please. |
949 | 01:07:29,216 | 01:07:33,720 | My life's endeavors are bullshit? Glad this came up. I should go. | My life's endeavors are bullshit? Glad this came up. I should go. |
950 | 01:07:33,762 | 01:07:37,307 | No, don't go, please. I'm sorry. | No, don't go, please. I'm sorry. |
951 | 01:07:41,395 | 01:07:43,856 | Just give me a minute with him, please. | Just give me a minute with him, please. |
952 | 01:07:47,943 | 01:07:50,529 | Just a minute, promise. | Just a minute, promise. |
953 | 01:07:54,491 | 01:07:55,993 | I don't believe it. | I don't believe it. |
954 | 01:07:57,995 | 01:08:02,249 | You've still got it. Where are these kids, huh? | You've still got it. Where are these kids, huh? |
955 | 01:08:02,291 | 01:08:06,920 | David S. Basner, the swim team, junior class treasurer... | David S. Basner, the swim team, junior class treasurer... |
956 | 01:08:06,962 | 01:08:10,966 | ...and Donna Martin, drama club. Emily, Our Town. | ...and Donna Martin, drama club. Emily, Our Town. |
957 | 01:08:11,008 | 01:08:13,343 | Maria, West Side Story. | Maria, West Side Story. |
958 | 01:08:13,385 | 01:08:16,680 | Golden high school moments. They were fabulous. | Golden high school moments. They were fabulous. |
959 | 01:08:16,721 | 01:08:20,600 | I would like to talk about tonight. Did you hear me screaming? | I would like to talk about tonight. Did you hear me screaming? |
960 | 01:08:20,642 | 01:08:23,437 | I can't think of you being with another guy. | I can't think of you being with another guy. |
961 | 01:08:23,478 | 01:08:25,439 | You never ask. | You never ask. |
962 | 01:08:26,064 | 01:08:29,651 | David, I'm sorry, but we can't do this anymore. | David, I'm sorry, but we can't do this anymore. |
963 | 01:08:29,693 | 01:08:32,654 | Who else am I gonna talk to? You're my pal. | Who else am I gonna talk to? You're my pal. |
964 | 01:08:32,696 | 01:08:35,073 | I don't want to be that. | I don't want to be that. |
965 | 01:08:35,115 | 01:08:38,660 | I wanna move on. I want to have a real relationship. | I wanna move on. I want to have a real relationship. |
966 | 01:08:38,702 | 01:08:42,247 | -With Robert? -With Robert, or someone else-- | -With Robert? -With Robert, or someone else-- |
967 | 01:08:42,288 | 01:08:44,207 | -Did you change your hair? -No. | -Did you change your hair? -No. |
968 | 01:08:44,249 | 01:08:46,292 | -Something's different. -No. | -Something's different. -No. |
969 | 01:08:46,335 | 01:08:48,504 | Is the bathrobe new? | Is the bathrobe new? |
970 | 01:08:48,545 | 01:08:52,174 | -The bathrobe is old. You've seen it. -No, I haven't. | -The bathrobe is old. You've seen it. -No, I haven't. |
971 | 01:08:52,216 | 01:08:55,511 | -You wore it. -I wore the pink one. | -You wore it. -I wore the pink one. |
972 | 01:08:55,551 | 01:08:56,845 | This is pink. | This is pink. |
973 | 01:09:00,224 | 01:09:02,350 | You looked great in it. | You looked great in it. |
974 | 01:09:02,392 | 01:09:04,394 | -Well, let me try it on. -No. | -Well, let me try it on. -No. |
975 | 01:09:05,895 | 01:09:08,689 | -I want to see if it fits. -Listen to me. | -I want to see if it fits. -Listen to me. |
976 | 01:09:08,732 | 01:09:13,694 | I won't be your emotional pit stop anymore. | I won't be your emotional pit stop anymore. |
977 | 01:09:13,737 | 01:09:17,366 | An emotional pit stop anymore, you won't be that. | An emotional pit stop anymore, you won't be that. |
978 | 01:09:17,407 | 01:09:21,537 | An emotional pit stop. That's beautiful. | An emotional pit stop. That's beautiful. |
979 | 01:09:21,578 | 01:09:25,040 | Did Robert tell you this kind of term? Emotional pit stop? | Did Robert tell you this kind of term? Emotional pit stop? |
980 | 01:09:25,082 | 01:09:26,834 | Like check under the hood... | Like check under the hood... |
981 | 01:09:26,875 | 01:09:31,004 | ...and examine my heart and my mental attitude? | ...and examine my heart and my mental attitude? |
982 | 01:09:31,046 | 01:09:34,800 | And how I'm doing? How secure I feel, and all that? | And how I'm doing? How secure I feel, and all that? |
983 | 01:09:34,841 | 01:09:38,636 | It's lovely. That's psychology, isn't it? | It's lovely. That's psychology, isn't it? |
984 | 01:09:38,679 | 01:09:41,430 | "Psychoanalytical bullshit"... | "Psychoanalytical bullshit"... |
985 | 01:09:41,473 | 01:09:47,020 | ...I think you described it. | ...I think you described it. |
986 | 01:09:47,062 | 01:09:50,858 | I'll remember that. Does Robert wear the robe? | I'll remember that. Does Robert wear the robe? |
987 | 01:09:53,068 | 01:09:55,445 | Go home, David. | Go home, David. |
988 | 01:12:32,936 | 01:12:35,814 | I just can't see to drive. I can get around okay. | I just can't see to drive. I can get around okay. |
989 | 01:12:35,856 | 01:12:40,402 | -You read the racing form like this. -I like to study the charts. | -You read the racing form like this. -I like to study the charts. |
990 | 01:12:40,444 | 01:12:43,780 | You study it so close you got ink stains on your eyeballs. | You study it so close you got ink stains on your eyeballs. |
991 | 01:12:43,822 | 01:12:46,658 | -So let's go. -All right. | -So let's go. -All right. |
992 | 01:12:47,201 | 01:12:50,454 | I'll go up, but I'm going up alone. | I'll go up, but I'm going up alone. |
993 | 01:12:50,495 | 01:12:54,249 | Now, you're in a loading zone. Get going before you get a ticket. | Now, you're in a loading zone. Get going before you get a ticket. |
994 | 01:12:54,291 | 01:12:57,252 | You told me you'd see the doctor, you didn't. | You told me you'd see the doctor, you didn't. |
995 | 01:12:57,294 | 01:12:59,546 | I wanna make sure. | I wanna make sure. |
996 | 01:12:59,588 | 01:13:02,424 | Don't, David. Don't embarrass me. | Don't, David. Don't embarrass me. |
997 | 01:13:02,466 | 01:13:07,429 | They're gonna think I'm some kind of old guy that can't take care of myself. | They're gonna think I'm some kind of old guy that can't take care of myself. |
998 | 01:13:07,471 | 01:13:10,599 | -I wanna know what the doctor says. -Certainly. | -I wanna know what the doctor says. -Certainly. |
999 | 01:13:11,016 | 01:13:12,559 | Call me. | Call me. |
1000 | 01:13:12,601 | 01:13:14,686 | -All right. -Call me. | -All right. -Call me. |
1001 | 01:13:21,652 | 01:13:24,696 | Wait a minute. Wait. I had this thing timed. | Wait a minute. Wait. I had this thing timed. |
1002 | 01:13:24,738 | 01:13:28,784 | The bridge is up, I couldn't go anywhere. Wait. | The bridge is up, I couldn't go anywhere. Wait. |
1003 | 01:13:28,825 | 01:13:30,744 | All right, give me the ticket. | All right, give me the ticket. |
1004 | 01:13:30,786 | 01:13:34,206 | I bet you're disappointed you didn't get to tow it. | I bet you're disappointed you didn't get to tow it. |
1005 | 01:13:34,248 | 01:13:36,834 | That would have made your day. | That would have made your day. |
1006 | 01:13:51,348 | 01:13:54,142 | I'd much rather sleep in my own bed. | I'd much rather sleep in my own bed. |
1007 | 01:13:54,184 | 01:13:57,896 | I don't have a change of clothing for tomorrow. | I don't have a change of clothing for tomorrow. |
1008 | 01:13:57,938 | 01:14:00,315 | -Are you worried about tomorrow? -No. | -Are you worried about tomorrow? -No. |
1009 | 01:14:00,357 | 01:14:04,695 | We've shot millions of commercials and we could do this one blindfolded. | We've shot millions of commercials and we could do this one blindfolded. |
1010 | 01:14:05,904 | 01:14:07,739 | As a matter of fact... | As a matter of fact... |
1011 | 01:14:08,365 | 01:14:12,828 | ...why don't we actually go ahead and shoot this commercial... | ...why don't we actually go ahead and shoot this commercial... |
1012 | 01:14:12,870 | 01:14:15,622 | ...with the director blindfolded? | ...with the director blindfolded? |
1013 | 01:14:17,499 | 01:14:21,545 | This is a joke. This is a joke, Cheryl Ann. | This is a joke. This is a joke, Cheryl Ann. |
1014 | 01:14:21,587 | 01:14:24,214 | I'm making a joke. | I'm making a joke. |
1015 | 01:14:24,256 | 01:14:25,507 | You're cute. | You're cute. |
1016 | 01:14:26,049 | 01:14:27,509 | Cute. | Cute. |
1017 | 01:14:28,218 | 01:14:30,095 | Get some sleep. | Get some sleep. |
1018 | 01:14:42,107 | 01:14:43,692 | Hello? | Hello? |
1019 | 01:14:43,734 | 01:14:46,236 | Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on? | Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on? |
1020 | 01:15:04,713 | 01:15:07,925 | Three beers and 10 air balls. | Three beers and 10 air balls. |
1021 | 01:15:08,967 | 01:15:10,511 | Thanks for calling, Jo-Jo. | Thanks for calling, Jo-Jo. |
1022 | 01:15:13,222 | 01:15:17,559 | -You've got nice moves. -Thank you. | -You've got nice moves. -Thank you. |
1023 | 01:15:17,601 | 01:15:19,728 | I used to play for St. Mary's. | I used to play for St. Mary's. |
1024 | 01:15:20,354 | 01:15:21,688 | Shoot. | Shoot. |
1025 | 01:15:23,690 | 01:15:25,275 | I missed. | I missed. |
1026 | 01:15:27,819 | 01:15:30,405 | -What's the score? -You're still up by two. | -What's the score? -You're still up by two. |
1027 | 01:15:30,906 | 01:15:33,367 | -Hi, David. -Hi, Mom. | -Hi, David. -Hi, Mom. |
1028 | 01:15:34,660 | 01:15:36,411 | This is my son. | This is my son. |
1029 | 01:15:36,912 | 01:15:40,707 | You told me you hang here sometime, that the people are nice. | You told me you hang here sometime, that the people are nice. |
1030 | 01:15:40,749 | 01:15:44,419 | Why don't you put on your shoes, and come out of the cage? | Why don't you put on your shoes, and come out of the cage? |
1031 | 01:15:44,461 | 01:15:46,922 | Not many guys have said that to their mother. | Not many guys have said that to their mother. |
1032 | 01:15:46,964 | 01:15:49,967 | -Thank you, Mr. Wellington. -Lloyd. | -Thank you, Mr. Wellington. -Lloyd. |
1033 | 01:15:54,638 | 01:15:58,433 | -I went out on a date tonight. -With Lloyd? | -I went out on a date tonight. -With Lloyd? |
1034 | 01:15:58,475 | 01:16:01,436 | No, he's just a friend. I am so thirsty. | No, he's just a friend. I am so thirsty. |
1035 | 01:16:01,478 | 01:16:05,774 | -Come on, I'll buy you a drink. -Lloyd drooled on your shoes. | -Come on, I'll buy you a drink. -Lloyd drooled on your shoes. |
1036 | 01:16:09,027 | 01:16:10,946 | I went out on a date... | I went out on a date... |
1037 | 01:16:10,988 | 01:16:15,450 | ...with a pediatrician I met in yoga class. | ...with a pediatrician I met in yoga class. |
1038 | 01:16:15,492 | 01:16:17,369 | Dr. Bedsole. | Dr. Bedsole. |
1039 | 01:16:17,411 | 01:16:21,081 | And we had a wonderful time. | And we had a wonderful time. |
1040 | 01:16:22,040 | 01:16:26,378 | We went to a movie, had some sushi. It was a great time. | We went to a movie, had some sushi. It was a great time. |
1041 | 01:16:26,420 | 01:16:27,963 | Sounds great. | Sounds great. |
1042 | 01:16:28,005 | 01:16:32,217 | So why do I hear that you were crying and looking for me? | So why do I hear that you were crying and looking for me? |
1043 | 01:16:35,804 | 01:16:37,681 | Ed Bedsole... | Ed Bedsole... |
1044 | 01:16:39,016 | 01:16:40,809 | ...kissed me... | ...kissed me... |
1045 | 01:16:44,563 | 01:16:46,523 | ...and I got scared. | ...and I got scared. |
1046 | 01:16:47,149 | 01:16:49,359 | Well, why should that scare you? | Well, why should that scare you? |
1047 | 01:16:49,401 | 01:16:52,070 | I just didn't know how to respond. | I just didn't know how to respond. |
1048 | 01:16:52,988 | 01:16:57,117 | I didn't know whether I liked it or hated it. | I didn't know whether I liked it or hated it. |
1049 | 01:16:57,159 | 01:16:59,828 | No one's done that in a long time. | No one's done that in a long time. |
1050 | 01:16:59,870 | 01:17:03,498 | Your father hasn't kissed me for years. There was nothing. | Your father hasn't kissed me for years. There was nothing. |
1051 | 01:17:04,041 | 01:17:08,504 | For 30 years there was nothing. No love, no passion. Nothing. | For 30 years there was nothing. No love, no passion. Nothing. |
1052 | 01:17:09,129 | 01:17:12,424 | He never left. He was always there. | He never left. He was always there. |
1053 | 01:17:13,926 | 01:17:17,221 | To eat, and sleep and go to the toilet. | To eat, and sleep and go to the toilet. |
1054 | 01:17:20,641 | 01:17:24,311 | He cheated on me. Everyone knew that. | He cheated on me. Everyone knew that. |
1055 | 01:17:26,313 | 01:17:28,732 | He humiliated me. Do you know that? | He humiliated me. Do you know that? |
1056 | 01:17:32,569 | 01:17:36,114 | You never said anything. Why didn't you say anything to me? | You never said anything. Why didn't you say anything to me? |
1057 | 01:17:36,156 | 01:17:38,784 | You were just a little boy. | You were just a little boy. |
1058 | 01:17:39,243 | 01:17:43,121 | You said your funny little things, and you ran out of the house. | You said your funny little things, and you ran out of the house. |
1059 | 01:17:44,873 | 01:17:47,543 | Then, when you moved away... | Then, when you moved away... |
1060 | 01:17:47,584 | 01:17:49,878 | ...you didn't come around much. | ...you didn't come around much. |
1061 | 01:17:49,920 | 01:17:55,384 | Christmas, and flowers on my birthday. | Christmas, and flowers on my birthday. |
1062 | 01:17:55,425 | 01:17:59,304 | -Coral-pink roses. -And a Mother's Day phone call. | -Coral-pink roses. -And a Mother's Day phone call. |
1063 | 01:17:59,346 | 01:18:01,390 | Once from Hawaii. | Once from Hawaii. |
1064 | 01:18:06,770 | 01:18:08,730 | Well, I'm here now. | Well, I'm here now. |
1065 | 01:18:11,024 | 01:18:13,610 | I know you're here now. | I know you're here now. |
1066 | 01:18:13,652 | 01:18:17,489 | I have a chance to talk about this, but I am embarrassed. | I have a chance to talk about this, but I am embarrassed. |
1067 | 01:18:20,367 | 01:18:23,954 | I mean, this is not what a mother should be saying to her son. | I mean, this is not what a mother should be saying to her son. |
1068 | 01:18:29,626 | 01:18:32,421 | I wish I'd been a better mother, David. | I wish I'd been a better mother, David. |
1069 | 01:18:33,088 | 01:18:35,257 | -You did fine. -No, no. | -You did fine. -No, no. |
1070 | 01:18:35,591 | 01:18:37,718 | I wanted to do better. | I wanted to do better. |
1071 | 01:18:39,761 | 01:18:42,097 | I didn't even do fine. | I didn't even do fine. |
1072 | 01:18:42,848 | 01:18:45,392 | I wanted to do more for you, David. | I wanted to do more for you, David. |
1073 | 01:18:47,060 | 01:18:49,563 | Excuse me, I'm going to the ladies' room. | Excuse me, I'm going to the ladies' room. |
1074 | 01:18:58,989 | 01:19:02,409 | Are you crazy? It's 4:00 in the morning. | Are you crazy? It's 4:00 in the morning. |
1075 | 01:19:02,451 | 01:19:05,495 | You just tell me. What did you do to her? | You just tell me. What did you do to her? |
1076 | 01:19:05,537 | 01:19:06,747 | Do to who? | Do to who? |
1077 | 01:19:06,788 | 01:19:10,876 | My mother's afraid to let another man touch her. What the hell did you do? | My mother's afraid to let another man touch her. What the hell did you do? |
1078 | 01:19:10,918 | 01:19:13,795 | I gave her a name. That's what I did. | I gave her a name. That's what I did. |
1079 | 01:19:13,837 | 01:19:15,422 | I gave her a son. | I gave her a son. |
1080 | 01:19:15,464 | 01:19:18,634 | I gave her food and clothes for 36 years. | I gave her food and clothes for 36 years. |
1081 | 01:19:18,675 | 01:19:22,554 | -I did pretty good. -You ever tell her that you loved her? | -I did pretty good. -You ever tell her that you loved her? |
1082 | 01:19:22,596 | 01:19:26,683 | That's none of your goddamn business. | That's none of your goddamn business. |
1083 | 01:19:29,269 | 01:19:31,897 | Yeah, it is my business. It is my business. | Yeah, it is my business. It is my business. |
1084 | 01:19:31,939 | 01:19:36,068 | She's my mom. You cheated on her. Then you made her feel dirty. | She's my mom. You cheated on her. Then you made her feel dirty. |
1085 | 01:19:36,318 | 01:19:39,279 | You have no right to talk to me like that. | You have no right to talk to me like that. |
1086 | 01:19:39,321 | 01:19:42,950 | That's between your mother and me. It has nothing to do with you. | That's between your mother and me. It has nothing to do with you. |
1087 | 01:19:42,991 | 01:19:46,954 | I grew up in this house. You kicked me in the ass for 20 years. | I grew up in this house. You kicked me in the ass for 20 years. |
1088 | 01:19:46,995 | 01:19:49,164 | It looks like you're doing pretty good. | It looks like you're doing pretty good. |
1089 | 01:19:49,206 | 01:19:52,918 | You're in a Jeep, making money, boffing everything in sight. | You're in a Jeep, making money, boffing everything in sight. |
1090 | 01:19:52,960 | 01:19:55,170 | I must have done something right. | I must have done something right. |
1091 | 01:19:55,212 | 01:19:57,840 | So now you approve of me now that I'm an adult? | So now you approve of me now that I'm an adult? |
1092 | 01:19:57,881 | 01:20:00,092 | You never approved of me when I was a kid. | You never approved of me when I was a kid. |
1093 | 01:20:00,342 | 01:20:03,178 | I never knew what the hell you were talking about. | I never knew what the hell you were talking about. |
1094 | 01:20:03,220 | 01:20:04,847 | You were a moody little shit. | You were a moody little shit. |
1095 | 01:20:04,888 | 01:20:09,685 | Every time I went in to take a pee, you were holding a funeral for seahorses. | Every time I went in to take a pee, you were holding a funeral for seahorses. |
1096 | 01:20:12,145 | 01:20:14,648 | Why don't you get the hell out of here? | Why don't you get the hell out of here? |
1097 | 01:20:15,941 | 01:20:19,111 | I wanna know what you did to my mother. | I wanna know what you did to my mother. |
1098 | 01:20:24,575 | 01:20:28,078 | You want to know, so I'll tell you. | You want to know, so I'll tell you. |
1099 | 01:20:28,120 | 01:20:30,831 | From the very first night on our honeymoon... | From the very first night on our honeymoon... |
1100 | 01:20:30,873 | 01:20:34,251 | ...she laid there like a wet rag. | ...she laid there like a wet rag. |
1101 | 01:20:34,293 | 01:20:37,462 | She was frigid, David. Your mother was frigid. | She was frigid, David. Your mother was frigid. |
1102 | 01:20:38,255 | 01:20:41,800 | -Wouldn't do what I asked her to do. -She didn't know anything. | -Wouldn't do what I asked her to do. -She didn't know anything. |
1103 | 01:20:41,842 | 01:20:45,429 | She wa right out of Catholic school, those things repulsed her. | She wa right out of Catholic school, those things repulsed her. |
1104 | 01:20:45,470 | 01:20:50,058 | When you go to bed-- When you go to bed, you want to have fun. | When you go to bed-- When you go to bed, you want to have fun. |
1105 | 01:20:50,475 | 01:20:54,771 | I was her husband, goddamn it. I wanted some pleasure. | I was her husband, goddamn it. I wanted some pleasure. |
1106 | 01:20:56,190 | 01:20:58,317 | So I went out and got it someplace else. | So I went out and got it someplace else. |
1107 | 01:21:00,110 | 01:21:01,987 | Yeah, of course you did. | Yeah, of course you did. |
1108 | 01:21:02,779 | 01:21:05,240 | Your best friend is your dick. | Your best friend is your dick. |
1109 | 01:21:05,282 | 01:21:08,035 | Where did I learn that? Your best friend is your dick. | Where did I learn that? Your best friend is your dick. |
1110 | 01:21:08,076 | 01:21:11,747 | That's great. The four of us will go out to lunch someday. | That's great. The four of us will go out to lunch someday. |
1111 | 01:21:14,208 | 01:21:18,420 | You ran around and came here to eat and sleep like it was a boarding house. | You ran around and came here to eat and sleep like it was a boarding house. |
1112 | 01:21:18,462 | 01:21:21,173 | That's where I grew up, a boarding house. | That's where I grew up, a boarding house. |
1113 | 01:21:21,215 | 01:21:24,718 | Thank you. I found out what you did to Mom and to me. | Thank you. I found out what you did to Mom and to me. |
1114 | 01:21:24,760 | 01:21:27,804 | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. |
1115 | 01:21:28,222 | 01:21:30,182 | It was tough, very tough... | It was tough, very tough... |
1116 | 01:21:30,224 | 01:21:33,435 | ...all of those dreadful things I did to you. | ...all of those dreadful things I did to you. |
1117 | 01:21:33,477 | 01:21:37,689 | But that's how I was brought up. And I did the best I could. | But that's how I was brought up. And I did the best I could. |
1118 | 01:21:37,731 | 01:21:43,737 | Tomorrow I'm doing a commercial about a family that cares for each other. | Tomorrow I'm doing a commercial about a family that cares for each other. |
1119 | 01:21:43,779 | 01:21:45,489 | I'm faking it. | I'm faking it. |
1120 | 01:21:52,329 | 01:21:55,082 | My name is Michelle Wilson. Call me Mishi. | My name is Michelle Wilson. Call me Mishi. |
1121 | 01:21:55,123 | 01:21:58,627 | Sometimes we have difficulty with our black-and-white monitors. | Sometimes we have difficulty with our black-and-white monitors. |
1122 | 01:21:58,669 | 01:22:01,171 | See that bouncing black bar? | See that bouncing black bar? |
1123 | 01:22:01,213 | 01:22:04,967 | It helps when you go like that. It disappears. | It helps when you go like that. It disappears. |
1124 | 01:22:05,008 | 01:22:07,219 | Not like that. Up and down. | Not like that. Up and down. |
1125 | 01:22:07,261 | 01:22:10,013 | -Ready? -Can't we watch over there? | -Ready? -Can't we watch over there? |
1126 | 01:22:10,055 | 01:22:13,225 | -Sure. -Quiet, please. | -Sure. -Quiet, please. |
1127 | 01:22:13,267 | 01:22:14,977 | We're rolling. | We're rolling. |
1128 | 01:22:15,018 | 01:22:18,021 | -Colonial Airlines, 4-8, Take 1. -Mark. | -Colonial Airlines, 4-8, Take 1. -Mark. |
1129 | 01:22:18,063 | 01:22:19,982 | Snow, Bernie. | Snow, Bernie. |
1130 | 01:22:20,023 | 01:22:22,734 | And action. | And action. |
1131 | 01:22:22,776 | 01:22:24,862 | We're pulling back, it's a cold day. | We're pulling back, it's a cold day. |
1132 | 01:22:24,903 | 01:22:27,990 | We reveal Grandma sitting by the hearth, sipping tea... | We reveal Grandma sitting by the hearth, sipping tea... |
1133 | 01:22:28,031 | 01:22:30,367 | ...and the phone rings. | ...and the phone rings. |
1134 | 01:22:31,326 | 01:22:33,495 | Cut. Cut. | Cut. Cut. |
1135 | 01:22:33,537 | 01:22:36,164 | "Cut"? Did you say "cut"? | "Cut"? Did you say "cut"? |
1136 | 01:22:36,206 | 01:22:40,169 | No, no. I say "cut." I'm the director. I say "action" and "cut." | No, no. I say "cut." I'm the director. I say "action" and "cut." |
1137 | 01:22:40,210 | 01:22:42,963 | If you wanna be a director, learn to say "action." | If you wanna be a director, learn to say "action." |
1138 | 01:22:43,005 | 01:22:45,465 | You know how to say "cut." Do you hear me? | You know how to say "cut." Do you hear me? |
1139 | 01:22:45,507 | 01:22:48,802 | Okay, Bernie, what are you doing? It's supposed to be gentle. | Okay, Bernie, what are you doing? It's supposed to be gentle. |
1140 | 01:22:48,844 | 01:22:51,305 | What are we going to do? This woman is drunk. | What are we going to do? This woman is drunk. |
1141 | 01:22:51,346 | 01:22:54,349 | -I know. Roger? -Yes? Yes? | -I know. Roger? -Yes? Yes? |
1142 | 01:22:54,391 | 01:22:56,810 | Didn't you do a spot for drunk driving? | Didn't you do a spot for drunk driving? |
1143 | 01:22:56,852 | 01:22:59,855 | -I thought she could handle it. -Here's a casting tip: | -I thought she could handle it. -Here's a casting tip: |
1144 | 01:22:59,897 | 01:23:02,274 | Next time, hire a sober actress. | Next time, hire a sober actress. |
1145 | 01:23:02,316 | 01:23:04,401 | Not in front of the clients, please. | Not in front of the clients, please. |
1146 | 01:23:04,443 | 01:23:07,070 | You don't need a bullhorn. | You don't need a bullhorn. |
1147 | 01:23:07,112 | 01:23:08,780 | She is hard of hearing. | She is hard of hearing. |
1148 | 01:23:08,822 | 01:23:12,159 | She's drunk and deaf? How'd she even know she got the job? | She's drunk and deaf? How'd she even know she got the job? |
1149 | 01:23:12,201 | 01:23:14,244 | I did not hire this actress, sir. | I did not hire this actress, sir. |
1150 | 01:23:14,286 | 01:23:16,121 | Don't be so testy. | Don't be so testy. |
1151 | 01:23:16,163 | 01:23:18,707 | This is the face Colonial Airlines wants. | This is the face Colonial Airlines wants. |
1152 | 01:23:18,749 | 01:23:22,127 | -So we will make it work. -Yes, yes, we will. | -So we will make it work. -Yes, yes, we will. |
1153 | 01:23:22,169 | 01:23:24,796 | We will pour coffee down her, whatever it takes. | We will pour coffee down her, whatever it takes. |
1154 | 01:23:24,838 | 01:23:27,090 | -And get me some coffee. -Coming up. | -And get me some coffee. -Coming up. |
1155 | 01:23:27,132 | 01:23:28,675 | Billy, do we have decaf? | Billy, do we have decaf? |
1156 | 01:23:28,717 | 01:23:31,762 | This snow is still too thick. Practice, Bernie. | This snow is still too thick. Practice, Bernie. |
1157 | 01:23:31,803 | 01:23:36,350 | -My father wants to have lunch today. -No, I don't have time to have lunch. | -My father wants to have lunch today. -No, I don't have time to have lunch. |
1158 | 01:23:36,391 | 01:23:39,311 | Bernie, can we make the flakes actual flakes? | Bernie, can we make the flakes actual flakes? |
1159 | 01:23:39,353 | 01:23:43,398 | It was just a little problem. The coffee cup was wet and it slipped. | It was just a little problem. The coffee cup was wet and it slipped. |
1160 | 01:23:43,440 | 01:23:46,610 | She's such a sweet old lady. We're gonna give her a break. | She's such a sweet old lady. We're gonna give her a break. |
1161 | 01:23:46,652 | 01:23:50,364 | I wanna show you the stage where we have the terminal set up. | I wanna show you the stage where we have the terminal set up. |
1162 | 01:23:50,405 | 01:23:54,785 | What are you doing with this? Get this out of here. Check this later. | What are you doing with this? Get this out of here. Check this later. |
1163 | 01:23:54,826 | 01:23:56,787 | Where's the kid? Still in school? | Where's the kid? Still in school? |
1164 | 01:23:56,828 | 01:24:01,041 | We're not quite ready. You can step out while we set up. | We're not quite ready. You can step out while we set up. |
1165 | 01:24:01,083 | 01:24:02,876 | -What is this? -A housecat. | -What is this? -A housecat. |
1166 | 01:24:02,918 | 01:24:04,837 | You want something more exotic? | You want something more exotic? |
1167 | 01:24:04,878 | 01:24:08,173 | -When did we get a housecat? -Roger said get a cat. | -When did we get a housecat? -Roger said get a cat. |
1168 | 01:24:08,215 | 01:24:09,883 | -Lose the cat. Roger. -Yeah? | -Lose the cat. Roger. -Yeah? |
1169 | 01:24:09,925 | 01:24:12,094 | Get it out of here. A cat? | Get it out of here. A cat? |
1170 | 01:24:12,135 | 01:24:15,556 | I thought it would be interesting for her to say goodbye to it. | I thought it would be interesting for her to say goodbye to it. |
1171 | 01:24:15,597 | 01:24:17,641 | -Oh, that's a good idea. -Yeah. | -Oh, that's a good idea. -Yeah. |
1172 | 01:24:17,683 | 01:24:20,269 | Let's do a commercial about a grandma... | Let's do a commercial about a grandma... |
1173 | 01:24:20,310 | 01:24:23,105 | ...who abandons a cat in the dead of winter... | ...who abandons a cat in the dead of winter... |
1174 | 01:24:23,146 | 01:24:26,191 | ...so she can romp with her grandkids. Good idea, Rog. | ...so she can romp with her grandkids. Good idea, Rog. |
1175 | 01:24:26,233 | 01:24:30,988 | We can get coverage of the cat trying to get some nourishment. | We can get coverage of the cat trying to get some nourishment. |
1176 | 01:24:31,029 | 01:24:32,698 | The starving, scrawny cat. | The starving, scrawny cat. |
1177 | 01:24:32,739 | 01:24:36,869 | Any other animals that Grandma can torture before she leaves? | Any other animals that Grandma can torture before she leaves? |
1178 | 01:24:36,910 | 01:24:39,454 | Maybe throw a squirrel in the fireplace? | Maybe throw a squirrel in the fireplace? |
1179 | 01:24:39,496 | 01:24:42,833 | We don't want to work in advertising anymore, do we? No. | We don't want to work in advertising anymore, do we? No. |
1180 | 01:24:42,875 | 01:24:46,170 | -What are you looking at? -Go smash this with a hammer. | -What are you looking at? -Go smash this with a hammer. |
1181 | 01:24:46,211 | 01:24:49,923 | -Let's take a break. -We haven't had too many today. | -Let's take a break. -We haven't had too many today. |
1182 | 01:24:49,965 | 01:24:53,051 | -What are these people--? -Just relax. | -What are these people--? -Just relax. |
1183 | 01:24:53,093 | 01:24:55,762 | Come on. It's me. Come on. | Come on. It's me. Come on. |
1184 | 01:24:59,516 | 01:25:01,810 | Why don't you just go home, huh? | Why don't you just go home, huh? |
1185 | 01:25:03,812 | 01:25:05,772 | -What's the problem? -I'm sorry. | -What's the problem? -I'm sorry. |
1186 | 01:25:05,814 | 01:25:09,109 | I had a real bad night last night. I'm sorry. | I had a real bad night last night. I'm sorry. |
1187 | 01:25:09,151 | 01:25:13,238 | -You laying some bad pipe? -No, it's nothing like that. | -You laying some bad pipe? -No, it's nothing like that. |
1188 | 01:25:13,280 | 01:25:15,115 | -What? -My old man. | -What? -My old man. |
1189 | 01:25:15,657 | 01:25:18,785 | I don't talk to my old man so I wouldn't know about that. | I don't talk to my old man so I wouldn't know about that. |
1190 | 01:25:19,995 | 01:25:24,041 | You remember the time we were working at the mailroom? | You remember the time we were working at the mailroom? |
1191 | 01:25:24,583 | 01:25:28,420 | Found out we were all gonna be fired so we shredded all the mail? | Found out we were all gonna be fired so we shredded all the mail? |
1192 | 01:25:29,671 | 01:25:31,632 | Look at us now, huh? | Look at us now, huh? |
1193 | 01:25:32,299 | 01:25:35,469 | These people believe that we know what we're doing. | These people believe that we know what we're doing. |
1194 | 01:25:35,511 | 01:25:38,680 | It's a laugh, isn't it? | It's a laugh, isn't it? |
1195 | 01:25:40,057 | 01:25:43,644 | Come on, we said we'd do it as long as it was fun. | Come on, we said we'd do it as long as it was fun. |
1196 | 01:25:44,686 | 01:25:47,314 | Why don't you just go home? Go to Lincoln Park. | Why don't you just go home? Go to Lincoln Park. |
1197 | 01:25:47,356 | 01:25:50,692 | Let me take care of things. If we have to reshoot, so what? | Let me take care of things. If we have to reshoot, so what? |
1198 | 01:25:50,734 | 01:25:52,486 | It's just a commercial. | It's just a commercial. |
1199 | 01:25:57,241 | 01:25:59,535 | Come on, let me see those eyes. | Come on, let me see those eyes. |
1200 | 01:25:59,576 | 01:26:02,204 | Right. All right. | Right. All right. |
1201 | 01:26:22,933 | 01:26:24,101 | You want coffee? | You want coffee? |
1202 | 01:26:24,142 | 01:26:26,854 | -Sorry about the cat. -Just keep an eye on things. | -Sorry about the cat. -Just keep an eye on things. |
1203 | 01:26:26,895 | 01:26:29,022 | -Is he coming back? -I don't know. | -Is he coming back? -I don't know. |
1204 | 01:26:31,441 | 01:26:33,944 | He told me to keep an eye on things. | He told me to keep an eye on things. |
1205 | 01:26:36,363 | 01:26:39,700 | -Ms. Wayne wants the-- -The reword copy. I know. | -Ms. Wayne wants the-- -The reword copy. I know. |
1206 | 01:26:39,741 | 01:26:42,244 | You don't make jokes with me anymore. | You don't make jokes with me anymore. |
1207 | 01:26:42,286 | 01:26:44,037 | You liked those jokes? | You liked those jokes? |
1208 | 01:26:44,079 | 01:26:45,622 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1209 | 01:26:46,498 | 01:26:48,166 | So did I. | So did I. |
1210 | 01:27:24,411 | 01:27:26,079 | Hey, Dad? | Hey, Dad? |
1211 | 01:27:28,582 | 01:27:30,042 | Dad? | Dad? |
1212 | 01:27:35,380 | 01:27:37,341 | Come on, Dad. | Come on, Dad. |
1213 | 01:27:39,510 | 01:27:41,261 | All right. | All right. |
1214 | 01:27:41,720 | 01:27:43,680 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1215 | 01:27:44,306 | 01:27:47,809 | I called all week. I'm tired of you hanging up on me. | I called all week. I'm tired of you hanging up on me. |
1216 | 01:27:47,851 | 01:27:49,895 | I bought some groceries, Dad. | I bought some groceries, Dad. |
1217 | 01:27:50,270 | 01:27:55,317 | Dad, Mom is sitting like a zombie trying to recover from her one date. | Dad, Mom is sitting like a zombie trying to recover from her one date. |
1218 | 01:27:55,359 | 01:27:57,903 | I don't even know what you're doing in there. | I don't even know what you're doing in there. |
1219 | 01:27:58,529 | 01:28:00,489 | Let me take you out tonight, huh? | Let me take you out tonight, huh? |
1220 | 01:28:00,531 | 01:28:04,493 | You pick the place. We'll go listen to some of that music you like. | You pick the place. We'll go listen to some of that music you like. |
1221 | 01:28:04,535 | 01:28:06,370 | That's jazz, right? Jazz music? | That's jazz, right? Jazz music? |
1222 | 01:28:08,163 | 01:28:10,123 | Come on. | Come on. |
1223 | 01:28:51,957 | 01:28:54,209 | Doesn't that do something to you? | Doesn't that do something to you? |
1224 | 01:28:54,251 | 01:28:57,588 | -Doesn't that do something to you? -No. | -Doesn't that do something to you? -No. |
1225 | 01:28:58,255 | 01:29:02,926 | -Can we go? It's 4 in the morning. -What 4 in the morning? | -Can we go? It's 4 in the morning. -What 4 in the morning? |
1226 | 01:29:06,180 | 01:29:08,515 | Dad, where are your new glasses? | Dad, where are your new glasses? |
1227 | 01:29:08,557 | 01:29:10,475 | I lost my slipper someplace. | I lost my slipper someplace. |
1228 | 01:29:11,101 | 01:29:14,396 | Dad? Where are your new glasses? | Dad? Where are your new glasses? |
1229 | 01:29:14,438 | 01:29:17,858 | They're being fixed. They didn't fit right. | They're being fixed. They didn't fit right. |
1230 | 01:29:17,900 | 01:29:20,694 | On behalf of the Unlisted Jazz Band, that's it. | On behalf of the Unlisted Jazz Band, that's it. |
1231 | 01:29:20,736 | 01:29:23,614 | Wait a minute, Conrad. One more time. | Wait a minute, Conrad. One more time. |
1232 | 01:29:23,655 | 01:29:25,616 | Max, give us a break. It's closing. | Max, give us a break. It's closing. |
1233 | 01:29:25,657 | 01:29:28,202 | I haven't even drank my minimum. | I haven't even drank my minimum. |
1234 | 01:29:28,243 | 01:29:30,954 | All right, Max. For you, one more time. | All right, Max. For you, one more time. |
1235 | 01:29:30,996 | 01:29:33,624 | "When the Saints." One, two, one. | "When the Saints." One, two, one. |
1236 | 01:29:42,090 | 01:29:44,051 | You didn't go in. | You didn't go in. |
1237 | 01:29:45,427 | 01:29:48,639 | You didn't go in to see the doctor, did you? | You didn't go in to see the doctor, did you? |
1238 | 01:29:51,266 | 01:29:55,521 | I'm gonna get your goddamn slipper, then I'm taking you home. | I'm gonna get your goddamn slipper, then I'm taking you home. |
1239 | 01:30:28,136 | 01:30:30,973 | I'm not staying in this lousy hospital. | I'm not staying in this lousy hospital. |
1240 | 01:30:31,014 | 01:30:34,142 | I'm feeling fine. I'm going home. | I'm feeling fine. I'm going home. |
1241 | 01:30:34,184 | 01:30:37,813 | Let me out of this chair. Let me out of this chair. | Let me out of this chair. Let me out of this chair. |
1242 | 01:30:37,855 | 01:30:39,815 | Let me out of this thing. | Let me out of this thing. |
1243 | 01:30:39,857 | 01:30:42,693 | Get your hand off. You wanna start with malpractice? | Get your hand off. You wanna start with malpractice? |
1244 | 01:30:42,734 | 01:30:44,611 | It's all right. I'll handle this. | It's all right. I'll handle this. |
1245 | 01:30:44,653 | 01:30:47,656 | -You'll handle nothing. -This has to be done tomorrow. | -You'll handle nothing. -This has to be done tomorrow. |
1246 | 01:30:47,698 | 01:30:51,618 | Tomorrow, bullshit. I won't be here tomorrow morning. | Tomorrow, bullshit. I won't be here tomorrow morning. |
1247 | 01:30:51,660 | 01:30:55,289 | If anybody touches my legs, I'll brain the son of a bitch. | If anybody touches my legs, I'll brain the son of a bitch. |
1248 | 01:30:55,330 | 01:30:57,541 | You've got no choice. No choice. | You've got no choice. No choice. |
1249 | 01:30:57,583 | 01:31:00,252 | I hate doctors. I knew he'd find something wrong. | I hate doctors. I knew he'd find something wrong. |
1250 | 01:31:00,294 | 01:31:03,338 | Because something is wrong with you. Put this on. | Because something is wrong with you. Put this on. |
1251 | 01:31:03,380 | 01:31:05,507 | I don't wanna. Your ass hangs out. | I don't wanna. Your ass hangs out. |
1252 | 01:31:05,549 | 01:31:07,467 | Then don't sleep on your stomach. | Then don't sleep on your stomach. |
1253 | 01:31:07,509 | 01:31:12,389 | There's no sense hanging anything up because I'm getting out of here. | There's no sense hanging anything up because I'm getting out of here. |
1254 | 01:31:13,724 | 01:31:16,435 | The last thing he says is don't tell his friends. | The last thing he says is don't tell his friends. |
1255 | 01:31:16,476 | 01:31:18,687 | He doesn't want them to know he's sick. | He doesn't want them to know he's sick. |
1256 | 01:31:19,229 | 01:31:20,898 | How serious is it? | How serious is it? |
1257 | 01:31:20,939 | 01:31:23,317 | He could lose his legs. | He could lose his legs. |
1258 | 01:31:24,860 | 01:31:28,030 | Definitely parts of both feet. | Definitely parts of both feet. |
1259 | 01:31:28,906 | 01:31:30,782 | But he'll live? | But he'll live? |
1260 | 01:31:30,824 | 01:31:33,869 | Well, the doctor gave me the usual malpractice bullshit. | Well, the doctor gave me the usual malpractice bullshit. |
1261 | 01:31:33,911 | 01:31:37,414 | He said that it's a major operation... | He said that it's a major operation... |
1262 | 01:31:37,456 | 01:31:40,876 | ...and that with patients of Dad's age and condition... | ...and that with patients of Dad's age and condition... |
1263 | 01:31:40,918 | 01:31:46,173 | ...complications could set in because of the anesthesia and shock. | ...complications could set in because of the anesthesia and shock. |
1264 | 01:31:46,215 | 01:31:48,383 | That means that he could.... | That means that he could.... |
1265 | 01:31:48,759 | 01:31:50,385 | Means that he could die. | Means that he could die. |
1266 | 01:31:50,427 | 01:31:53,347 | He could cash it in, buy the farm, kick the bucket... | He could cash it in, buy the farm, kick the bucket... |
1267 | 01:31:53,388 | 01:31:58,060 | ...have his soul hurled into the void, shuffle loose the mortal coil-- | ...have his soul hurled into the void, shuffle loose the mortal coil-- |
1268 | 01:31:58,101 | 01:32:00,354 | All right, David. That's enough. | All right, David. That's enough. |
1269 | 01:32:05,651 | 01:32:07,694 | I knew he was sick. | I knew he was sick. |
1270 | 01:32:08,070 | 01:32:11,114 | He knew too. That's why he didn't go to the doctor. | He knew too. That's why he didn't go to the doctor. |
1271 | 01:32:11,156 | 01:32:13,992 | But you don't die from diabetes. | But you don't die from diabetes. |
1272 | 01:32:14,910 | 01:32:18,163 | You do if you let it go this long, Mom. | You do if you let it go this long, Mom. |
1273 | 01:32:18,956 | 01:32:22,960 | It's the number three cause of death. Number one cause of new blindness. | It's the number three cause of death. Number one cause of new blindness. |
1274 | 01:32:23,502 | 01:32:27,256 | I read all these little tidbits in a pamphlet at the hospital. | I read all these little tidbits in a pamphlet at the hospital. |
1275 | 01:32:27,297 | 01:32:30,634 | Well, it's not my fault that it went this far. | Well, it's not my fault that it went this far. |
1276 | 01:32:31,593 | 01:32:34,429 | He knew he was sick. He didn't go to the doctor. | He knew he was sick. He didn't go to the doctor. |
1277 | 01:32:34,471 | 01:32:38,141 | He is a grown man. I couldn't make him go. | He is a grown man. I couldn't make him go. |
1278 | 01:32:38,183 | 01:32:41,645 | And he smokes cigars before breakfast. | And he smokes cigars before breakfast. |
1279 | 01:32:41,687 | 01:32:43,230 | I mean, it's not my fault. | I mean, it's not my fault. |
1280 | 01:32:43,272 | 01:32:44,940 | I know, Mom. | I know, Mom. |
1281 | 01:32:47,359 | 01:32:51,488 | -Let me make you French toast. -No, I'm late for work. | -Let me make you French toast. -No, I'm late for work. |
1282 | 01:33:16,763 | 01:33:18,974 | Are there any questions? | Are there any questions? |
1283 | 01:33:19,850 | 01:33:23,145 | We've just acquired three jumbo aircrafts. | We've just acquired three jumbo aircrafts. |
1284 | 01:33:23,187 | 01:33:25,230 | But you didn't mention them. | But you didn't mention them. |
1285 | 01:33:25,272 | 01:33:28,150 | Well, we're all very excited about the acquisition. | Well, we're all very excited about the acquisition. |
1286 | 01:33:28,192 | 01:33:32,321 | But that's a small percentage of Colonial's fleet. That's a negative. | But that's a small percentage of Colonial's fleet. That's a negative. |
1287 | 01:33:32,362 | 01:33:37,659 | We chose instead to emphasize that Colonial has more short-range flights. | We chose instead to emphasize that Colonial has more short-range flights. |
1288 | 01:33:37,701 | 01:33:39,536 | Next question? | Next question? |
1289 | 01:33:39,578 | 01:33:43,373 | Colonial has a perfect safety record. You didn't say that. | Colonial has a perfect safety record. You didn't say that. |
1290 | 01:33:43,415 | 01:33:45,125 | Because it could backfire. | Because it could backfire. |
1291 | 01:33:45,167 | 01:33:49,171 | People think you've been lucky, they'll wonder when that's gonna run out. | People think you've been lucky, they'll wonder when that's gonna run out. |
1292 | 01:33:49,213 | 01:33:53,425 | It's very impressive and we'll use it, but not in mass market. It's too iffy. | It's very impressive and we'll use it, but not in mass market. It's too iffy. |
1293 | 01:33:53,467 | 01:33:55,511 | Suppose we insisted? | Suppose we insisted? |
1294 | 01:33:55,552 | 01:33:57,888 | -I'd talk you out of it. -If you couldn't? | -I'd talk you out of it. -If you couldn't? |
1295 | 01:33:57,930 | 01:34:02,184 | Then I'd walk away. It's a bad move. I'm not gonna be responsible for it. | Then I'd walk away. It's a bad move. I'm not gonna be responsible for it. |
1296 | 01:34:02,226 | 01:34:06,480 | Good enough. Who cares about safety records? | Good enough. Who cares about safety records? |
1297 | 01:34:06,522 | 01:34:09,650 | This man has a campaign to do. | This man has a campaign to do. |
1298 | 01:34:10,150 | 01:34:13,737 | I believe this campaign is gonna knock them on their duff. | I believe this campaign is gonna knock them on their duff. |
1299 | 01:34:14,071 | 01:34:17,699 | You've got one hour to get clothes and meet me at the airport. | You've got one hour to get clothes and meet me at the airport. |
1300 | 01:34:17,741 | 01:34:20,536 | We've got that final presentation in New York. | We've got that final presentation in New York. |
1301 | 01:34:20,577 | 01:34:23,956 | Oh, yeah, that would be today. | Oh, yeah, that would be today. |
1302 | 01:34:23,997 | 01:34:27,459 | I'm sorry, Mr. Woolridge, I can't make it. Mustard. | I'm sorry, Mr. Woolridge, I can't make it. Mustard. |
1303 | 01:34:27,501 | 01:34:28,919 | What? | What? |
1304 | 01:34:29,253 | 01:34:31,839 | I'm not going. My father is ill. | I'm not going. My father is ill. |
1305 | 01:34:32,422 | 01:34:34,675 | Well, put him in a hospital. | Well, put him in a hospital. |
1306 | 01:34:34,716 | 01:34:39,263 | I did, but he's about to have surgery and I want to be there. | I did, but he's about to have surgery and I want to be there. |
1307 | 01:34:39,304 | 01:34:40,973 | Why? | Why? |
1308 | 01:34:42,099 | 01:34:43,851 | Why? | Why? |
1309 | 01:34:43,892 | 01:34:46,019 | I just said we've got a meeting. | I just said we've got a meeting. |
1310 | 01:34:46,061 | 01:34:49,940 | Oh, I heard you, twice. I told you I'm not going. | Oh, I heard you, twice. I told you I'm not going. |
1311 | 01:34:49,982 | 01:34:53,110 | -Where's Charlie Gargas? -In Los Angeles. | -Where's Charlie Gargas? -In Los Angeles. |
1312 | 01:34:53,652 | 01:34:54,903 | Get him on the phone. | Get him on the phone. |
1313 | 01:34:54,945 | 01:34:57,322 | -He'll be back this afternoon-- -Now. | -He'll be back this afternoon-- -Now. |
1314 | 01:34:57,364 | 01:35:01,410 | Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go. | Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go. |
1315 | 01:35:01,702 | 01:35:04,496 | -I hired you. -He's familiar with all of this. | -I hired you. -He's familiar with all of this. |
1316 | 01:35:04,538 | 01:35:06,081 | Would you talk to him? | Would you talk to him? |
1317 | 01:35:06,123 | 01:35:10,752 | Basner, it's critical that you make the presentation to our board. | Basner, it's critical that you make the presentation to our board. |
1318 | 01:35:10,794 | 01:35:13,964 | Now, you have good doctors. You don't have to stay. | Now, you have good doctors. You don't have to stay. |
1319 | 01:35:14,464 | 01:35:18,177 | No, I don't, but I'm going to. | No, I don't, but I'm going to. |
1320 | 01:35:18,468 | 01:35:20,470 | You're not going to go to New York? | You're not going to go to New York? |
1321 | 01:35:20,512 | 01:35:22,681 | I'm saying I'm not going to New York. | I'm saying I'm not going to New York. |
1322 | 01:35:22,723 | 01:35:25,976 | Look, I'm serious. I've had enough of this. | Look, I'm serious. I've had enough of this. |
1323 | 01:35:26,018 | 01:35:27,561 | If you want this account... | If you want this account... |
1324 | 01:35:27,603 | 01:35:31,690 | ...you'll get up off your ass, get packed.... | ...you'll get up off your ass, get packed.... |
1325 | 01:35:31,732 | 01:35:33,317 | I'm counting now. | I'm counting now. |
1326 | 01:35:33,358 | 01:35:35,402 | One. | One. |
1327 | 01:35:35,444 | 01:35:36,904 | Two. | Two. |
1328 | 01:35:36,945 | 01:35:39,156 | -Three. -Jesus Christ. | -Three. -Jesus Christ. |
1329 | 01:35:39,198 | 01:35:40,407 | Four. | Four. |
1330 | 01:35:40,449 | 01:35:43,327 | -He really is counting. -Five. Six. | -He really is counting. -Five. Six. |
1331 | 01:35:43,368 | 01:35:45,871 | This is the 20th century, Mr. Woolridge. | This is the 20th century, Mr. Woolridge. |
1332 | 01:35:45,913 | 01:35:49,249 | I'm not some shit-kicker from off of your farm. | I'm not some shit-kicker from off of your farm. |
1333 | 01:35:49,291 | 01:35:51,418 | Ten! | Ten! |
1334 | 01:35:51,460 | 01:35:53,795 | Look, I've done the job. Take my stuff. | Look, I've done the job. Take my stuff. |
1335 | 01:35:53,837 | 01:35:58,091 | Do whatever you want to do with it, but for the fifth time, I'm not going! | Do whatever you want to do with it, but for the fifth time, I'm not going! |
1336 | 01:35:58,133 | 01:36:01,386 | And don't you ever fucking touch me again! | And don't you ever fucking touch me again! |
1337 | 01:36:10,479 | 01:36:12,022 | Fire him. | Fire him. |
1338 | 01:36:24,243 | 01:36:25,827 | Quite a performance. | Quite a performance. |
1339 | 01:36:25,869 | 01:36:29,373 | What do you do for an encore, burn down a building? | What do you do for an encore, burn down a building? |
1340 | 01:36:34,294 | 01:36:36,463 | Did you just make a joke? | Did you just make a joke? |
1341 | 01:36:37,548 | 01:36:39,466 | You did, didn't you? | You did, didn't you? |
1342 | 01:36:39,508 | 01:36:43,971 | You just made a joke. Not a great joke, but you made a joke. | You just made a joke. Not a great joke, but you made a joke. |
1343 | 01:36:44,012 | 01:36:45,389 | Cheryl Ann. | Cheryl Ann. |
1344 | 01:36:45,430 | 01:36:48,851 | You made light of a heavy situation. A sense of humor. | You made light of a heavy situation. A sense of humor. |
1345 | 01:36:48,892 | 01:36:50,143 | You do, you have one. | You do, you have one. |
1346 | 01:36:52,855 | 01:36:55,691 | I worked damn hard on this with you. | I worked damn hard on this with you. |
1347 | 01:36:55,732 | 01:36:58,735 | I thought that I was working with a professional. | I thought that I was working with a professional. |
1348 | 01:36:58,777 | 01:37:00,737 | I'm as committed to my work as you. | I'm as committed to my work as you. |
1349 | 01:37:00,779 | 01:37:04,449 | I'm the one that's going to New York. You're staying here. | I'm the one that's going to New York. You're staying here. |
1350 | 01:37:04,491 | 01:37:07,369 | -I think we have different priorities. -We do. | -I think we have different priorities. -We do. |
1351 | 01:37:07,411 | 01:37:10,747 | And I'm just as surprised as you. I thought we were the same. | And I'm just as surprised as you. I thought we were the same. |
1352 | 01:37:11,832 | 01:37:15,043 | That's what's so disappointing. We were a good team. | That's what's so disappointing. We were a good team. |
1353 | 01:37:15,085 | 01:37:18,672 | I looked forward to seeing you every morning. | I looked forward to seeing you every morning. |
1354 | 01:37:19,089 | 01:37:23,010 | Wondering what you were gonna wear, what you were gonna say... | Wondering what you were gonna wear, what you were gonna say... |
1355 | 01:37:23,051 | 01:37:26,388 | ...and how you were gonna tease me... | ...and how you were gonna tease me... |
1356 | 01:37:27,097 | 01:37:29,391 | ...and when we'd find time to make love. | ...and when we'd find time to make love. |
1357 | 01:37:31,518 | 01:37:35,189 | You made all of these exhausting hours fun. | You made all of these exhausting hours fun. |
1358 | 01:37:35,606 | 01:37:39,151 | That I'm gonna miss because it's hard to find. | That I'm gonna miss because it's hard to find. |
1359 | 01:37:43,030 | 01:37:45,282 | I'll miss you, David. | I'll miss you, David. |
1360 | 01:37:46,283 | 01:37:47,910 | Very much. | Very much. |
1361 | 01:37:56,335 | 01:37:58,128 | You're fired. | You're fired. |
1362 | 01:38:03,133 | 01:38:06,595 | You know, I liked being with you too. | You know, I liked being with you too. |
1363 | 01:38:06,929 | 01:38:11,016 | Someday you're gonna make some lucky corporation one hell of a CEO. | Someday you're gonna make some lucky corporation one hell of a CEO. |
1364 | 01:38:11,433 | 01:38:14,061 | Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting downstairs. | Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting downstairs. |
1365 | 01:38:16,563 | 01:38:18,982 | I do hope your father's okay. | I do hope your father's okay. |
1366 | 01:38:21,026 | 01:38:22,694 | Do you have my copies, Jane? | Do you have my copies, Jane? |
1367 | 01:38:22,736 | 01:38:25,155 | They're on my desk. I'll meet you there. | They're on my desk. I'll meet you there. |
1368 | 01:38:32,829 | 01:38:35,791 | Hey, will you get out? I'm creating. I'm thinking. | Hey, will you get out? I'm creating. I'm thinking. |
1369 | 01:38:35,832 | 01:38:39,044 | This is where I do my best work. Get out. | This is where I do my best work. Get out. |
1370 | 01:38:39,461 | 01:38:41,922 | Oh, jeez, it's only the boss. | Oh, jeez, it's only the boss. |
1371 | 01:38:44,007 | 01:38:45,384 | I was sleeping. | I was sleeping. |
1372 | 01:38:45,425 | 01:38:48,387 | I'm sorry I was in L.A. I missed all the fireworks. | I'm sorry I was in L.A. I missed all the fireworks. |
1373 | 01:38:48,428 | 01:38:52,099 | You know everybody in L.A. has purple and green hair? | You know everybody in L.A. has purple and green hair? |
1374 | 01:38:52,140 | 01:38:54,768 | I saw somebody that drew the hair in. | I saw somebody that drew the hair in. |
1375 | 01:38:54,810 | 01:38:58,564 | Here I am buying hair. I'll never understand that place. | Here I am buying hair. I'll never understand that place. |
1376 | 01:38:58,605 | 01:39:00,732 | Did we lose the account? | Did we lose the account? |
1377 | 01:39:00,774 | 01:39:03,318 | No, I calmed Woolridge down. | No, I calmed Woolridge down. |
1378 | 01:39:03,360 | 01:39:06,738 | I told him that I'd have you thrown naked out of a jet. | I told him that I'd have you thrown naked out of a jet. |
1379 | 01:39:06,780 | 01:39:09,199 | You know, the usual punishment. | You know, the usual punishment. |
1380 | 01:39:09,449 | 01:39:11,743 | I didn't get to be a partner by accident. | I didn't get to be a partner by accident. |
1381 | 01:39:11,785 | 01:39:15,330 | I'll apologize to you, but not to anybody else. | I'll apologize to you, but not to anybody else. |
1382 | 01:39:15,372 | 01:39:18,584 | Just been having some problems dealing with all of this. | Just been having some problems dealing with all of this. |
1383 | 01:39:20,377 | 01:39:22,212 | Join the club. | Join the club. |
1384 | 01:39:27,384 | 01:39:29,052 | At the end... | At the end... |
1385 | 01:39:31,013 | 01:39:35,267 | ...I had my father in a nursing home. It was the best in Illinois. | ...I had my father in a nursing home. It was the best in Illinois. |
1386 | 01:39:35,601 | 01:39:38,520 | I didn't get a chance to visit him much. I was busy. | I didn't get a chance to visit him much. I was busy. |
1387 | 01:39:38,562 | 01:39:41,064 | But I figured he was well cared for. | But I figured he was well cared for. |
1388 | 01:39:41,815 | 01:39:45,652 | He was a little senile. Not much. | He was a little senile. Not much. |
1389 | 01:39:48,780 | 01:39:51,325 | Finally, when I got around to seeing him... | Finally, when I got around to seeing him... |
1390 | 01:39:52,242 | 01:39:55,204 | ...he didn't recognize me until the day he died. | ...he didn't recognize me until the day he died. |
1391 | 01:39:56,830 | 01:39:59,374 | He didn't remember who the hell I was. | He didn't remember who the hell I was. |
1392 | 01:40:02,336 | 01:40:06,048 | Here I thought you'd be the perfect son, Charlie. | Here I thought you'd be the perfect son, Charlie. |
1393 | 01:40:06,840 | 01:40:11,011 | No, they tell me there was only one of those guys. | No, they tell me there was only one of those guys. |
1394 | 01:40:13,639 | 01:40:16,391 | You take care of what you got to take care of... | You take care of what you got to take care of... |
1395 | 01:40:16,433 | 01:40:18,602 | ...I'll take care of Woolridge. | ...I'll take care of Woolridge. |
1396 | 01:40:18,644 | 01:40:20,062 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1397 | 01:40:27,778 | 01:40:30,572 | Brought you some stuff from home. | Brought you some stuff from home. |
1398 | 01:40:30,614 | 01:40:32,574 | Okay, all finished. | Okay, all finished. |
1399 | 01:40:32,616 | 01:40:35,369 | Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute, Harvey. | Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute, Harvey. |
1400 | 01:40:35,410 | 01:40:37,579 | Here. Have a pen. | Here. Have a pen. |
1401 | 01:40:38,163 | 01:40:40,249 | Thank you, sir. Thank you. | Thank you, sir. Thank you. |
1402 | 01:40:40,290 | 01:40:42,501 | -You're welcome. -Bye-bye. | -You're welcome. -Bye-bye. |
1403 | 01:40:47,840 | 01:40:49,383 | You're gonna be fine. | You're gonna be fine. |
1404 | 01:40:49,424 | 01:40:52,594 | I'll be fine as long as you don't do the operation. | I'll be fine as long as you don't do the operation. |
1405 | 01:40:52,636 | 01:40:55,514 | Oh, come on. I could have been a great doctor. | Oh, come on. I could have been a great doctor. |
1406 | 01:40:56,139 | 01:40:58,350 | You could have been a great anything. | You could have been a great anything. |
1407 | 01:41:04,106 | 01:41:06,692 | Today was crazy at work, but I'm gonna be here. | Today was crazy at work, but I'm gonna be here. |
1408 | 01:41:06,733 | 01:41:10,279 | I'm just gonna go home, change my clothes, get cleaned up. | I'm just gonna go home, change my clothes, get cleaned up. |
1409 | 01:41:10,320 | 01:41:12,698 | I'll be here tomorrow when they take you. | I'll be here tomorrow when they take you. |
1410 | 01:41:12,739 | 01:41:14,950 | I'll be here when you come back. | I'll be here when you come back. |
1411 | 01:41:15,492 | 01:41:17,828 | In other words, you'll be here. | In other words, you'll be here. |
1412 | 01:41:21,415 | 01:41:24,585 | Why don't you get out now so I can get some sleep? | Why don't you get out now so I can get some sleep? |
1413 | 01:41:24,626 | 01:41:26,879 | Or I'm gonna be grumpy in the morning... | Or I'm gonna be grumpy in the morning... |
1414 | 01:41:26,920 | 01:41:29,590 | ...and I won't enjoy the operation. | ...and I won't enjoy the operation. |
1415 | 01:41:30,424 | 01:41:31,800 | Well, see you tomorrow. | Well, see you tomorrow. |
1416 | 01:42:25,771 | 01:42:29,858 | I don't have any blood left, so you can get out. | I don't have any blood left, so you can get out. |
1417 | 01:42:49,878 | 01:42:52,172 | I was in the neighborhood. | I was in the neighborhood. |
1418 | 01:42:56,051 | 01:42:58,595 | What's new? How are you doing? | What's new? How are you doing? |
1419 | 01:42:59,555 | 01:43:02,307 | Fine. I'm doing fine. | Fine. I'm doing fine. |
1420 | 01:43:03,433 | 01:43:05,936 | I take your word for it. | I take your word for it. |
1421 | 01:43:07,688 | 01:43:09,398 | Can I offer you something? | Can I offer you something? |
1422 | 01:43:09,439 | 01:43:13,485 | Cookie? Glass of water? Some morphine? | Cookie? Glass of water? Some morphine? |
1423 | 01:43:14,444 | 01:43:17,114 | Thank you. I'll take a cookie. | Thank you. I'll take a cookie. |
1424 | 01:43:17,155 | 01:43:18,657 | David brought them. | David brought them. |
1425 | 01:43:18,907 | 01:43:22,536 | They're that delicious diabetic kind. | They're that delicious diabetic kind. |
1426 | 01:43:22,953 | 01:43:25,789 | It's the only thing they'll let me eat around here. | It's the only thing they'll let me eat around here. |
1427 | 01:43:26,540 | 01:43:30,335 | I could be dead tomorrow. They're putting me on a diet. | I could be dead tomorrow. They're putting me on a diet. |
1428 | 01:43:31,753 | 01:43:33,881 | I can still make you laugh, can't I? | I can still make you laugh, can't I? |
1429 | 01:43:35,299 | 01:43:38,343 | When you wanted to, you could make me laugh. | When you wanted to, you could make me laugh. |
1430 | 01:43:38,385 | 01:43:40,012 | Right from the beginning. | Right from the beginning. |
1431 | 01:43:40,512 | 01:43:43,015 | I was one charming guy, wasn't I? | I was one charming guy, wasn't I? |
1432 | 01:43:43,056 | 01:43:46,101 | -To everybody except my mother. -Shit. | -To everybody except my mother. -Shit. |
1433 | 01:43:48,729 | 01:43:50,606 | Oh, what were we, Max? | Oh, what were we, Max? |
1434 | 01:43:50,647 | 01:43:55,736 | Two kids who thought if you went out on a couple of dates, you got married. | Two kids who thought if you went out on a couple of dates, you got married. |
1435 | 01:43:55,777 | 01:44:00,324 | What couple of dates? We went out eight or nine times. | What couple of dates? We went out eight or nine times. |
1436 | 01:44:00,365 | 01:44:02,618 | Come on, we had plenty of laughs. | Come on, we had plenty of laughs. |
1437 | 01:44:02,659 | 01:44:06,496 | I even tried to teach you how to drive that old Hudson. | I even tried to teach you how to drive that old Hudson. |
1438 | 01:44:13,629 | 01:44:18,217 | I wish there were more things like that. | I wish there were more things like that. |
1439 | 01:44:18,634 | 01:44:20,469 | More moments. | More moments. |
1440 | 01:44:22,471 | 01:44:26,975 | We lived together a long time, Max, but we were never friends. | We lived together a long time, Max, but we were never friends. |
1441 | 01:44:28,227 | 01:44:31,939 | Lorraine, you didn't know how to have fun. | Lorraine, you didn't know how to have fun. |
1442 | 01:44:31,980 | 01:44:34,399 | -Why didn't you teach me? -I tried. | -Why didn't you teach me? -I tried. |
1443 | 01:44:34,441 | 01:44:39,279 | -I tried a million goddamn times. -No, just a few times. | -I tried a million goddamn times. -No, just a few times. |
1444 | 01:44:39,321 | 01:44:42,950 | -And then you just gave up on me. -You did the same thing. | -And then you just gave up on me. -You did the same thing. |
1445 | 01:44:50,541 | 01:44:53,293 | Why didn't we talk, Max? | Why didn't we talk, Max? |
1446 | 01:44:53,335 | 01:44:56,380 | Why didn't we tell each other how we felt? | Why didn't we tell each other how we felt? |
1447 | 01:44:59,508 | 01:45:02,219 | Do you know what we were, Max? | Do you know what we were, Max? |
1448 | 01:45:03,178 | 01:45:05,472 | We were roommates. | We were roommates. |
1449 | 01:45:07,808 | 01:45:11,979 | Goddamn you for doing what you did to yourself. | Goddamn you for doing what you did to yourself. |
1450 | 01:45:12,437 | 01:45:14,857 | What you did to us. | What you did to us. |
1451 | 01:45:15,774 | 01:45:19,486 | Oh, God, what happened to us, Max? | Oh, God, what happened to us, Max? |
1452 | 01:45:20,612 | 01:45:22,739 | I cared. | I cared. |
1453 | 01:45:23,782 | 01:45:25,534 | I know I cared. | I know I cared. |
1454 | 01:45:29,371 | 01:45:31,039 | Bullshit. | Bullshit. |
1455 | 01:46:16,418 | 01:46:18,962 | Northwestern Memorial Hospital | Northwestern Memorial Hospital |
1456 | 01:46:31,391 | 01:46:33,143 | I'm here, Dad. | I'm here, Dad. |
1457 | 01:46:33,185 | 01:46:34,978 | You're here. | You're here. |
1458 | 01:46:45,030 | 01:46:47,407 | It's Honduran, Dad. | It's Honduran, Dad. |
1459 | 01:46:48,450 | 01:46:52,621 | In case they give you time for a smoke break. | In case they give you time for a smoke break. |
1460 | 01:47:00,546 | 01:47:03,966 | Excuse me. We have to take him to surgery now. | Excuse me. We have to take him to surgery now. |
1461 | 01:48:08,655 | 01:48:12,826 | You look so distinguished, Charlie. It's coming along great. | You look so distinguished, Charlie. It's coming along great. |
1462 | 01:48:12,868 | 01:48:14,119 | Maybe a little bit. | Maybe a little bit. |
1463 | 01:48:14,161 | 01:48:16,914 | Could we have some makeup? We have a bit of a shine. | Could we have some makeup? We have a bit of a shine. |
1464 | 01:48:17,247 | 01:48:18,290 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1465 | 01:48:18,665 | 01:48:21,877 | -Mr. Gargas has a phone call. -I'll be back. | -Mr. Gargas has a phone call. -I'll be back. |
1466 | 01:48:21,919 | 01:48:25,422 | -Everybody, let's take five minutes. -Thank you. | -Everybody, let's take five minutes. -Thank you. |
1467 | 01:48:31,595 | 01:48:34,014 | David, how is he? | David, how is he? |
1468 | 01:48:35,098 | 01:48:39,937 | He lost his toes and part of one foot, but he'll walk again with a cane. | He lost his toes and part of one foot, but he'll walk again with a cane. |
1469 | 01:48:42,064 | 01:48:46,443 | Thank God it wasn't worse. When are you coming back to work? | Thank God it wasn't worse. When are you coming back to work? |
1470 | 01:48:46,485 | 01:48:49,238 | You're missing my photo session with a naked head. | You're missing my photo session with a naked head. |
1471 | 01:48:51,323 | 01:48:53,617 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1472 | 01:48:53,659 | 01:48:55,827 | I don't know, Charlie. | I don't know, Charlie. |
1473 | 01:48:56,828 | 01:49:00,374 | Why don't you give my accounts to Ted Geller till I come back? | Why don't you give my accounts to Ted Geller till I come back? |
1474 | 01:49:01,458 | 01:49:04,294 | Babysitting your father will drive you crazy in a week. | Babysitting your father will drive you crazy in a week. |
1475 | 01:49:06,338 | 01:49:07,923 | Well, maybe. | Well, maybe. |
1476 | 01:49:07,965 | 01:49:10,342 | But I wanna get to know him. | But I wanna get to know him. |
1477 | 01:49:10,384 | 01:49:13,846 | You never know, he may get to know me a little too. | You never know, he may get to know me a little too. |
1478 | 01:49:16,306 | 01:49:17,391 | Good luck, kid. | Good luck, kid. |
1479 | 01:49:18,851 | 01:49:20,853 | Thanks, Charlie. | Thanks, Charlie. |
1480 | 01:49:21,645 | 01:49:25,023 | Hey, don't give up my window. | Hey, don't give up my window. |
1481 | 01:49:25,607 | 01:49:27,109 | Bye-bye. | Bye-bye. |
1482 | 01:49:37,703 | 01:49:40,205 | The orderlies will put him to bed in a moment. | The orderlies will put him to bed in a moment. |
1483 | 01:49:40,247 | 01:49:41,665 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1484 | 01:50:30,506 | 01:50:35,260 | I filled the refrigerator so there will be something here when he comes home. | I filled the refrigerator so there will be something here when he comes home. |
1485 | 01:50:35,302 | 01:50:40,474 | And I have some keys for you. You'll be needing a second set. | And I have some keys for you. You'll be needing a second set. |
1486 | 01:50:41,517 | 01:50:43,435 | I won't be coming back. | I won't be coming back. |
1487 | 01:50:47,022 | 01:50:50,400 | Your father might not be getting any better, David. | Your father might not be getting any better, David. |
1488 | 01:50:51,068 | 01:50:54,321 | He's going to need a lot of care. | He's going to need a lot of care. |
1489 | 01:50:56,657 | 01:50:59,076 | I can't.... | I can't.... |
1490 | 01:50:59,785 | 01:51:02,412 | I mean, he and I, it's just.... | I mean, he and I, it's just.... |
1491 | 01:51:03,580 | 01:51:05,749 | It's just impossible. | It's just impossible. |
1492 | 01:51:06,416 | 01:51:08,335 | It just doesn't work. | It just doesn't work. |
1493 | 01:51:09,127 | 01:51:10,838 | I know, Mom. | I know, Mom. |
1494 | 01:51:14,258 | 01:51:16,593 | Do you hate me for that? | Do you hate me for that? |
1495 | 01:51:18,136 | 01:51:19,680 | No. | No. |
1496 | 01:51:20,264 | 01:51:22,975 | I do not hate you. You're my mom. | I do not hate you. You're my mom. |
1497 | 01:51:26,603 | 01:51:28,146 | Call me. | Call me. |
1498 | 01:51:44,371 | 01:51:47,124 | I am shocked. I'm also scared. | I am shocked. I'm also scared. |
1499 | 01:51:47,165 | 01:51:48,709 | Put this down. | Put this down. |
1500 | 01:51:48,750 | 01:51:50,169 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1501 | 01:51:50,919 | 01:51:52,713 | -Go and get the car. -Yeah. | -Go and get the car. -Yeah. |
1502 | 01:51:52,754 | 01:51:56,049 | -The blue station wagon, right? -Oh, thanks. | -The blue station wagon, right? -Oh, thanks. |
1503 | 01:51:58,760 | 01:52:00,429 | I found you. | I found you. |
1504 | 01:52:01,138 | 01:52:03,557 | I'm taking Max home from the hospital today. | I'm taking Max home from the hospital today. |
1505 | 01:52:03,599 | 01:52:05,601 | Your mother told me. | Your mother told me. |
1506 | 01:52:06,310 | 01:52:08,353 | Thank you for coming around so much. | Thank you for coming around so much. |
1507 | 01:52:08,395 | 01:52:10,230 | Oh, that's okay. | Oh, that's okay. |
1508 | 01:52:10,272 | 01:52:11,732 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
1509 | 01:52:12,149 | 01:52:13,817 | For your theater, I bet. | For your theater, I bet. |
1510 | 01:52:13,859 | 01:52:16,612 | -The school donated them. -All three of them? | -The school donated them. -All three of them? |
1511 | 01:52:16,653 | 01:52:19,114 | Well, it's a start. | Well, it's a start. |
1512 | 01:52:19,156 | 01:52:23,243 | The kids went to get my car. My parking place is in Detroit. | The kids went to get my car. My parking place is in Detroit. |
1513 | 01:52:26,246 | 01:52:29,583 | You're the only girl I went out with that my parents ever liked. | You're the only girl I went out with that my parents ever liked. |
1514 | 01:52:30,542 | 01:52:34,713 | I'm the only girl you went out with that your parents ever met. | I'm the only girl you went out with that your parents ever met. |
1515 | 01:52:46,725 | 01:52:48,852 | This is comfortable. | This is comfortable. |
1516 | 01:53:00,072 | 01:53:02,658 | This is very comfortable. | This is very comfortable. |
1517 | 01:53:09,623 | 01:53:12,000 | I think so too. | I think so too. |
1518 | 01:53:30,435 | 01:53:33,188 | This is a lovely outfit your son bought you. | This is a lovely outfit your son bought you. |
1519 | 01:53:33,230 | 01:53:35,774 | He's always buying me something. | He's always buying me something. |
1520 | 01:53:35,816 | 01:53:39,695 | -Good luck. And thanks for the pen. -You're welcome, Gina. | -Good luck. And thanks for the pen. -You're welcome, Gina. |
1521 | 01:53:39,736 | 01:53:44,658 | We're signed out. Paid the bill. Do you people work on commission? | We're signed out. Paid the bill. Do you people work on commission? |
1522 | 01:53:44,700 | 01:53:48,245 | -The orderly will be at the elevator. -Thank you. | -The orderly will be at the elevator. -Thank you. |
1523 | 01:53:57,087 | 01:53:58,130 | You all right? | You all right? |
1524 | 01:54:00,340 | 01:54:02,551 | That Gina gives a good sponge. | That Gina gives a good sponge. |
1525 | 01:54:03,635 | 01:54:05,387 | You're the last person I thought would ever come through for me. | You're the last person I thought would ever come through for me. |
1525 | 01:54:03,635 | 01:54:05,387 | You're the last person I thought would ever come through for me. | You're the last person I thought would ever come through for me. |