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1 00:00:30,239 00:00:34,076 -You've done this before. Obviously. -No. -You've done this before. Obviously. -No.
2 00:00:34,117 00:00:36,328 Oh, God. Obviously. Oh, God. Obviously.
3 00:00:37,120 00:00:39,957 -I have to go back to work. -No. -I have to go back to work. -No.
4 00:00:40,249 00:00:43,585 -You don't have to go to work. -Yes, I do. -You don't have to go to work. -Yes, I do.
5 00:00:43,627 00:00:45,838 -It's time. -No, no. -It's time. -No, no.
6 00:00:45,879 00:00:48,549 Wait a minute. Just-- Wait a minute. Just--
7 00:00:48,590 00:00:50,968 Just give me 10 minutes more. Just give me 10 minutes more.
8 00:00:51,009 00:00:53,428 Fifteen, 20 minutes more? Come on. Fifteen, 20 minutes more? Come on.
9 00:00:53,679 00:00:57,140 -I want to show you something. -What? -I want to show you something. -What?
10 00:00:57,182 00:00:59,434 What's this? How does this work? What's this? How does this work?
11 00:00:59,476 00:01:01,728 Am I supposed to twist it or something? Am I supposed to twist it or something?
12 00:01:01,979 00:01:03,480 Was that you? Was that you?
13 00:01:03,522 00:01:05,983 We're experiencing turbulence. We're experiencing turbulence.
14 00:01:06,024 00:01:08,318 Please fasten your seat belts. Please fasten your seat belts.
15 00:01:08,861 00:01:11,071 Can you get me a cup of coffee? Can you get me a cup of coffee?
16 00:01:11,113 00:01:13,740 -No problem. -Prepare for landing. -No problem. -Prepare for landing.
17 00:01:14,032 00:01:17,494 I have to get to work. We'll land in 30 minutes. I have to get to work. We'll land in 30 minutes.
18 00:01:23,333 00:01:25,961 I'm a frequent flyer, I got a bonus. I'm a frequent flyer, I got a bonus.
19 00:01:26,837 00:01:28,130 Good morning. Good morning.
20 00:01:28,172 00:01:32,676 We are approaching Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. We are approaching Chicago's O'Hare International Airport.
21 00:01:32,718 00:01:37,931 Please extinguish all cigarettes. Return seats to the upright position. Please extinguish all cigarettes. Return seats to the upright position.
22 00:01:43,687 00:01:46,273 The local time is 8:10 am. The local time is 8:10 am.
23 00:01:46,315 00:01:50,319 On behalf of our crew, thank you for flying Trans Allied... On behalf of our crew, thank you for flying Trans Allied...
24 00:01:50,360 00:01:53,864 ...the official airline of the Indiana Pacers. ...the official airline of the Indiana Pacers.
25 00:03:53,483 00:03:57,112 -Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field. -I've signed. -Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field. -I've signed.
26 00:03:57,154 00:03:59,239 No lights at Wrigley Field. No lights at Wrigley Field.
27 00:03:59,489 00:04:02,242 From Davenport? One of the quad cities? From Davenport? One of the quad cities?
28 00:04:02,492 00:04:05,662 Twice as good as the Twin Cities. Good luck. Twice as good as the Twin Cities. Good luck.
29 00:04:05,704 00:04:08,123 Matty and Matty, maintenance men. Matty and Matty, maintenance men.
30 00:04:08,165 00:04:12,002 What are the odds of that? Two Mattys in one building. What are the odds of that? Two Mattys in one building.
31 00:04:12,044 00:04:14,463 Polly, still pushing grapes. Polly, still pushing grapes.
32 00:04:14,505 00:04:17,298 Is she filling out an application? Is she filling out an application?
33 00:04:17,341 00:04:20,928 Don't! It's hell through these doors! Don't! It's hell through these doors!
34 00:04:20,969 00:04:25,098 Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady the truth about advertising. Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady the truth about advertising.
35 00:04:25,140 00:04:26,850 BG and L hell! BG and L hell!
36 00:04:26,892 00:04:29,978 Here's the guys who are working very hard. Here's the guys who are working very hard.
37 00:04:31,104 00:04:34,191 Right inside. It's all I can spare today. Right inside. It's all I can spare today.
38 00:04:34,233 00:04:36,026 -Thanks, dude. -Mr. Basner. -Thanks, dude. -Mr. Basner.
39 00:04:36,068 00:04:39,821 Two examples for labor laws. Check out the talent. Two examples for labor laws. Check out the talent.
40 00:04:39,863 00:04:42,074 I'm back! Remember me? I'm back! Remember me?
41 00:04:42,533 00:04:45,160 They're in there. Thanks, Donovan. They're in there. Thanks, Donovan.
42 00:04:45,202 00:04:48,205 Here's a gift from the Bahamas. Why? Here's a gift from the Bahamas. Why?
43 00:04:48,247 00:04:52,084 Because you crack me up. You make me laugh. Because you crack me up. You make me laugh.
44 00:04:52,125 00:04:55,003 Is this red tie day? Nobody told me. Is this red tie day? Nobody told me.
45 00:04:55,045 00:04:58,465 -Bloody Friday. -Hear what happened to Clemens? -Bloody Friday. -Hear what happened to Clemens?
46 00:04:58,715 00:05:01,927 -He got terminated. -We fired Clemens? -He got terminated. -We fired Clemens?
47 00:05:01,969 00:05:03,679 I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry to hear that.
48 00:05:04,221 00:05:06,849 He was an asshole. Come on. He was an asshole. Come on.
49 00:05:06,890 00:05:09,601 -Dave? How are you? -All right. -Dave? How are you? -All right.
50 00:05:09,643 00:05:12,354 Congratulations on the promotion. Congratulations on the promotion.
51 00:05:12,396 00:05:16,191 That's big of you. Is today your birthday? That's big of you. Is today your birthday?
52 00:05:16,942 00:05:20,654 -Welcome back, Basner. -You want to see my tan line? -Welcome back, Basner. -You want to see my tan line?
53 00:05:20,946 00:05:25,450 Clemens is gone. Rumor has it he stored drugs in his cubicle. Clemens is gone. Rumor has it he stored drugs in his cubicle.
54 00:05:25,492 00:05:27,995 -Slice his chair. -Get airport dogs. -Slice his chair. -Get airport dogs.
55 00:05:28,036 00:05:30,664 Doris, did you miss me? Of course. Doris, did you miss me? Of course.
56 00:05:32,541 00:05:35,377 Thanks for the quickie. You wear me out. Thanks for the quickie. You wear me out.
57 00:05:35,419 00:05:37,546 Put it out. I see the smoke. Put it out. I see the smoke.
58 00:05:37,588 00:05:41,258 Where are our best and brightest? Our creative aspect. Where are our best and brightest? Our creative aspect.
59 00:05:41,508 00:05:44,803 -The boss is back. -You don't check anything. -The boss is back. -You don't check anything.
60 00:05:44,845 00:05:46,972 Welcome back, Mr. Basner. Welcome back, Mr. Basner.
61 00:05:47,014 00:05:51,685 You have 10 urgent messages, but you're due in the conference room. You have 10 urgent messages, but you're due in the conference room.
62 00:05:51,727 00:05:54,396 Get this fixed. It almost killed me. Get this fixed. It almost killed me.
63 00:05:54,438 00:05:57,941 -Who's got a team? -We got a team! -Who's got a team? -We got a team!
64 00:05:57,983 00:06:00,527 Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi-- Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi--
65 00:06:00,569 00:06:04,698 -Who knows where your lips have been. -How's the Bahamas? -Who knows where your lips have been. -How's the Bahamas?
66 00:06:04,740 00:06:07,993 You wouldn't like diving. You can't smoke. You wouldn't like diving. You can't smoke.
67 00:06:08,035 00:06:11,288 This is adorable. Brian, that was great. This is adorable. Brian, that was great.
68 00:06:11,330 00:06:13,415 -Who locked it? -It's a joke. -Who locked it? -It's a joke.
69 00:06:13,707 00:06:16,543 It's an office. Let's lose the plant. It's an office. Let's lose the plant.
70 00:06:16,585 00:06:20,297 -Look at this. It's a man's desk! -Bring any presents? -Look at this. It's a man's desk! -Bring any presents?
71 00:06:20,339 00:06:22,466 I have gifts for all... I have gifts for all...
72 00:06:22,508 00:06:27,095 ...including a figurehead from a ship 300 feet below the sea. ...including a figurehead from a ship 300 feet below the sea.
73 00:06:27,346 00:06:29,056 That's for me. What? That's for me. What?
74 00:06:29,097 00:06:32,226 An office with a window. An office with a window.
75 00:06:54,790 00:06:59,253 Oh, for me? This is lovely! We don't handle these people. Oh, for me? This is lovely! We don't handle these people.
76 00:06:59,294 00:07:02,089 I can see traffic accidents. I can see traffic accidents.
77 00:07:02,130 00:07:04,299 -Okay, staff! -Listen up. -Okay, staff! -Listen up.
78 00:07:04,341 00:07:07,928 Guys and gals, the first order of business is: Out. Guys and gals, the first order of business is: Out.
79 00:07:08,262 00:07:09,721 No work right now. No work right now.
80 00:07:09,763 00:07:11,932 I love short meetings. I love short meetings.
81 00:07:12,182 00:07:15,644 I went shopping. New office, clothes, new image. I went shopping. New office, clothes, new image.
82 00:07:15,686 00:07:18,438 -We have a meeting. -I won't forget. -We have a meeting. -I won't forget.
83 00:07:54,641 00:07:57,644 Talk to me about it. Somebody, anybody. Talk to me about it. Somebody, anybody.
84 00:07:57,686 00:07:59,688 The account loves it. The account loves it.
85 00:07:59,730 00:08:03,859 Tests show it does big. Especially in our target, Europe. Tests show it does big. Especially in our target, Europe.
86 00:08:03,901 00:08:07,487 -You do nice work. -He should, with that raise. -You do nice work. -He should, with that raise.
87 00:08:07,738 00:08:10,741 That's it. Thank you very much. Let's go. That's it. Thank you very much. Let's go.
88 00:08:10,782 00:08:12,409 Now, about that lunch.... Now, about that lunch....
89 00:08:12,743 00:08:16,997 No, do that, and put the memo on my desk in my new office. No, do that, and put the memo on my desk in my new office.
90 00:08:17,289 00:08:19,208 -Congratulations. -Thanks. -Congratulations. -Thanks.
91 00:08:19,249 00:08:22,294 Donovan, play that back for me, okay? Donovan, play that back for me, okay?
92 00:08:25,839 00:08:28,467 No, don't, Donovan. David... No, don't, Donovan. David...
93 00:08:28,509 00:08:32,136 ...I know you've received two offers from agencies. ...I know you've received two offers from agencies.
94 00:08:32,179 00:08:35,307 Decline, or I'll throw you out your window. Decline, or I'll throw you out your window.
95 00:08:35,557 00:08:38,184 Why? They won't make me a partner. Why? They won't make me a partner.
96 00:08:38,227 00:08:39,770 Partner? Partner?
97 00:08:40,229 00:08:43,315 Boile, Gargas, Lionel and Basner? Boile, Gargas, Lionel and Basner?
98 00:08:43,357 00:08:45,776 Like John, Paul, George and Ringo. Like John, Paul, George and Ringo.
99 00:08:46,026 00:08:49,446 -You're pretty cocky. -No, just pretty capable. -You're pretty cocky. -No, just pretty capable.
100 00:08:49,947 00:08:52,908 In creating cute and flashy commercials. In creating cute and flashy commercials.
101 00:08:53,784 00:08:58,247 -You have to bring in new accounts. -Just watch me. -You have to bring in new accounts. -Just watch me.
102 00:08:59,081 00:09:01,625 Here's one. Make it up right there. Here's one. Make it up right there.
103 00:09:05,546 00:09:07,297 You pay him! You pay him!
104 00:09:07,339 00:09:11,552 -I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed. -You're drunk. -I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed. -You're drunk.
105 00:09:11,593 00:09:13,303 I'm having a drink. I'm having a drink.
106 00:09:14,638 00:09:15,597 Run it by. Run it by.
107 00:09:16,265 00:09:18,684 Yo, Davey! Yo, Davey!
108 00:09:18,725 00:09:20,853 Meet Sheila and Louise. Meet Sheila and Louise.
109 00:09:20,894 00:09:22,521 -Louise. -Great. -Louise. -Great.
110 00:09:22,563 00:09:25,232 Did you lose the wedding ring? Did you lose the wedding ring?
111 00:09:25,274 00:09:28,277 -This is Sam. -Nice to meet you. -This is Sam. -Nice to meet you.
112 00:09:28,777 00:09:32,573 I'm glad you got the job. I mean it. I'm glad you got the job. I mean it.
113 00:09:32,614 00:09:35,826 -Will you drive him? -What will I tell my folks? -Will you drive him? -What will I tell my folks?
114 00:09:36,869 00:09:39,663 -Jo-Jo, give me a stout. -Beer's on us. -Jo-Jo, give me a stout. -Beer's on us.
115 00:09:40,289 00:09:42,916 Thank you. Hey, nice-- What? Thank you. Hey, nice-- What?
116 00:09:42,958 00:09:46,211 -Burnett Agency hot shots. -Jo-Jo's on it. -Burnett Agency hot shots. -Jo-Jo's on it.
117 00:09:46,253 00:09:48,505 That's why you're the boss. That's why you're the boss.
118 00:09:49,923 00:09:53,802 Some big outfit wants to switch ad agencies. Some big outfit wants to switch ad agencies.
119 00:09:53,844 00:09:56,638 What big outfit? Their computer line? Cosmetics? What big outfit? Their computer line? Cosmetics?
120 00:09:56,889 00:09:59,641 -It's an airline. -Well, which one? -It's an airline. -Well, which one?
121 00:09:59,683 00:10:03,604 -I'll drop a microphone in the drinks. -Just find out. -I'll drop a microphone in the drinks. -Just find out.
122 00:10:03,645 00:10:07,941 -I'll fix you up with Cameron, okay? -Yeah. -I'll fix you up with Cameron, okay? -Yeah.
123 00:10:07,983 00:10:10,235 Just don't be too obvious. Just don't be too obvious.
124 00:10:10,527 00:10:13,822 Go easy on him. I need him at the office. Go easy on him. I need him at the office.
125 00:10:13,864 00:10:14,990 Another round? Another round?
126 00:10:16,825 00:10:19,077 I gotta run. Got a hot date. I gotta run. Got a hot date.
127 00:10:19,119 00:10:20,579 I wanna talk to you. I wanna talk to you.
128 00:10:23,123 00:10:24,666 Keep your mouth shut. Keep your mouth shut.
129 00:10:34,384 00:10:37,513 -Wait. Can we talk a minute? -No, we can't. -Wait. Can we talk a minute? -No, we can't.
130 00:10:37,554 00:10:41,475 You said you liked scuba-diving and raced seahorses. You said you liked scuba-diving and raced seahorses.
131 00:10:41,517 00:10:43,560 -Yes, I did. -And you like-- -Yes, I did. -And you like--
132 00:10:46,021 00:10:48,815 Tell me, are you involved with anybody? Tell me, are you involved with anybody?
133 00:10:49,066 00:10:50,609 Yes. No. Well-- Yes. No. Well--
134 00:10:50,859 00:10:53,070 Does self-involved count? Does self-involved count?
135 00:10:55,364 00:10:57,115 No phone calls. No phone calls.
136 00:10:57,157 00:11:00,327 I left express orders not to be disturbed. I left express orders not to be disturbed.
137 00:11:00,911 00:11:02,287 I'm David Basner. I'm David Basner.
138 00:11:02,329 00:11:05,499 I'm looking for new voiceover talent. I'm looking for new voiceover talent.
139 00:11:05,541 00:11:08,502 You could be it if I like your audition. You could be it if I like your audition.
140 00:11:08,544 00:11:11,088 Leave your name and number. Action. Leave your name and number. Action.
141 00:11:11,547 00:11:13,257 It's Max. It's Max.
142 00:11:13,298 00:11:18,095 Max Basner, your father. Maybe you heard of me. Max Basner, your father. Maybe you heard of me.
143 00:11:18,345 00:11:22,599 I thought you'd like to know your mother left me today. I thought you'd like to know your mother left me today.
144 00:11:25,269 00:11:28,063 -What? -Oh, you're there. -What? -Oh, you're there.
145 00:11:28,105 00:11:31,567 Yeah, I'm here. What is this about Mom? Yeah, I'm here. What is this about Mom?
146 00:11:31,817 00:11:34,736 You got a girl there? Anybody you knew? You got a girl there? Anybody you knew?
147 00:11:34,987 00:11:37,114 Funny. What's this about Mom? Funny. What's this about Mom?
148 00:11:37,155 00:11:38,782 I'm not talking English? I'm not talking English?
149 00:11:39,032 00:11:42,703 Thirty-six years of marriage, and she walks out. Thirty-six years of marriage, and she walks out.
150 00:11:42,744 00:11:47,124 She took clothes. She took pots, pans, the blender. She took clothes. She took pots, pans, the blender.
151 00:11:47,165 00:11:50,169 It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone... It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone...
152 00:11:50,210 00:11:54,715 -...with a meatloaf in tinfoil. -It's a misunderstanding. -...with a meatloaf in tinfoil. -It's a misunderstanding.
153 00:11:54,756 00:11:57,092 It's not a misunderstanding. It's not a misunderstanding.
154 00:11:57,134 00:12:01,513 A misunderstanding, you take a toothbrush, not the blender. A misunderstanding, you take a toothbrush, not the blender.
155 00:12:01,555 00:12:03,724 Look, I'm.... Look, I'm....
156 00:12:03,765 00:12:07,394 I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back?
157 00:12:17,529 00:12:19,489 Did your mom leave your dad? Did your mom leave your dad?
158 00:12:20,073 00:12:21,783 I guess so. I guess so.
159 00:12:25,787 00:12:29,166 People just can't seem to relate anymore. People just can't seem to relate anymore.
160 00:12:40,719 00:12:41,678 Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
161 00:12:47,684 00:12:50,812 Hello, Mrs. Packanak. How are the birds? Hello, Mrs. Packanak. How are the birds?
162 00:13:06,119 00:13:08,288 -Who is it? -David. -Who is it? -David.
163 00:13:08,330 00:13:10,499 You know where the key is. You know where the key is.
164 00:13:28,100 00:13:29,560 Good morning. Good morning.
165 00:13:39,695 00:13:41,280 You all right? You all right?
166 00:13:41,572 00:13:43,699 Never felt better. Never felt better.
167 00:13:48,620 00:13:50,414 So, what's going on? So, what's going on?
168 00:13:50,873 00:13:55,377 I got a horse here that cannot lose. I got a horse here that cannot lose.
169 00:13:56,378 00:14:00,340 -Am I crazy, or is something burning? -You're going crazy. -Am I crazy, or is something burning? -You're going crazy.
170 00:14:01,758 00:14:05,137 You like what your mother did with the furniture? You like what your mother did with the furniture?
171 00:14:05,888 00:14:07,764 Your mother's a thief. Your mother's a thief.
172 00:14:07,806 00:14:11,852 She took the sofa, the easy chair, the dining table. She took the sofa, the easy chair, the dining table.
173 00:14:11,894 00:14:14,396 I gotta eat off the card table. I gotta eat off the card table.
174 00:14:14,438 00:14:17,065 I shuffled the toast this morning. I shuffled the toast this morning.
175 00:14:18,859 00:14:20,360 What is this? What is this?
176 00:14:21,945 00:14:23,447 It's a steak. It's a steak.
177 00:14:26,158 00:14:29,494 Here, I'll make another one for myself. Here, I'll make another one for myself.
178 00:14:29,536 00:14:32,080 What's with you and Mom? What's with you and Mom?
179 00:14:32,122 00:14:36,835 I can never find the ketchup. Where does she hide the ketchup? I can never find the ketchup. Where does she hide the ketchup?
180 00:14:37,753 00:14:40,756 I haven't lived here in 10 years. I haven't lived here in 10 years.
181 00:14:40,797 00:14:44,718 She kept the peanut butter on the top shelf. Try there. She kept the peanut butter on the top shelf. Try there.
182 00:14:45,219 00:14:46,428 Here it is. Here it is.
183 00:14:46,470 00:14:49,973 Your mother hated me using ketchup. She couldn't cook. Your mother hated me using ketchup. She couldn't cook.
184 00:14:50,224 00:14:54,269 You know, the dog didn't die. He committed suicide. You know, the dog didn't die. He committed suicide.
185 00:14:54,937 00:14:57,356 Now that's a piece of meat. Now that's a piece of meat.
186 00:14:57,397 00:14:59,566 Want anything for breakfast? Want anything for breakfast?
187 00:15:01,777 00:15:03,487 So... So...
188 00:15:03,529 00:15:05,280 ...Mom left? ...Mom left?
189 00:15:05,322 00:15:07,449 Do you see anyone else here? Do you see anyone else here?
190 00:15:08,325 00:15:12,120 Will you tell me, or are we gonna play 20 questions? Will you tell me, or are we gonna play 20 questions?
191 00:15:13,121 00:15:16,333 I told you. She walked out, she left. I told you. She walked out, she left.
192 00:15:16,959 00:15:18,794 Do you know where she is? Do you know where she is?
193 00:15:19,044 00:15:20,629 Who cares? Who cares?
194 00:15:22,172 00:15:24,508 I'm better off without her. I'm better off without her.
195 00:15:25,634 00:15:28,637 She was some bundle of fun, that one. She was some bundle of fun, that one.
196 00:15:28,679 00:15:31,431 My sides still hurt from laughing. My sides still hurt from laughing.
197 00:15:32,766 00:15:36,311 It's not your problem. I won't waste your time. It's not your problem. I won't waste your time.
198 00:15:36,353 00:15:38,188 Be fair. Be fair.
199 00:15:38,522 00:15:42,818 I hear from you three times. For Christmas, hockey tickets... I hear from you three times. For Christmas, hockey tickets...
200 00:15:43,068 00:15:45,904 ...and "your mother has left me." ...and "your mother has left me."
201 00:15:46,154 00:15:49,491 You wanna leave. You been here 10 minutes already. You wanna leave. You been here 10 minutes already.
202 00:15:49,908 00:15:52,327 Got a blond on the other pillow? Got a blond on the other pillow?
203 00:15:52,578 00:15:55,998 A redhead in jeans with the name across the ass? A redhead in jeans with the name across the ass?
204 00:15:56,331 00:16:00,335 When I was a kid we didn't need a name, just an ass. When I was a kid we didn't need a name, just an ass.
205 00:16:02,588 00:16:04,590 Go on, get out of here. Go on, get out of here.
206 00:16:40,834 00:16:42,711 Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
207 00:16:42,753 00:16:44,213 What is going on here?! What is going on here?!
208 00:16:44,588 00:16:46,465 What's down here? What's down here?
209 00:16:46,715 00:16:49,676 -Why are my glasses on the set? -What? -Why are my glasses on the set? -What?
210 00:16:49,927 00:16:52,387 Listen honey, it's "Jeu de paume." Listen honey, it's "Jeu de paume."
211 00:16:52,429 00:16:55,265 -It's not "Jeu de roller-derby." -He moved. -It's not "Jeu de roller-derby." -He moved.
212 00:16:55,307 00:16:58,352 You're ripping his face off. Take five. You're ripping his face off. Take five.
213 00:16:58,393 00:16:59,895 Take a break. Take a break.
214 00:16:59,937 00:17:01,855 Seven minutes to lunch? Seven minutes to lunch?
215 00:17:01,897 00:17:05,192 You said yes to the Sony, no to the drunk driving. You said yes to the Sony, no to the drunk driving.
216 00:17:05,442 00:17:07,778 -Jane wants you. -I'll be back. -Jane wants you. -I'll be back.
217 00:17:07,819 00:17:10,906 -Talk to me. -Lunch at Spiages. -Talk to me. -Lunch at Spiages.
218 00:17:10,948 00:17:13,492 The no-tie meeting's at 2:30. The no-tie meeting's at 2:30.
219 00:17:13,534 00:17:16,118 -Donna call? -I left three messages. -Donna call? -I left three messages.
220 00:17:16,161 00:17:18,955 Someone claiming to be your mother-- Someone claiming to be your mother--
221 00:17:18,997 00:17:22,416 -Wait. My mother? -She said she was. -Wait. My mother? -She said she was.
222 00:17:22,459 00:17:25,087 I didn't know you had parents. I didn't know you had parents.
223 00:17:25,337 00:17:28,757 -Get her on the phone. -There's just an address. -Get her on the phone. -There's just an address.
224 00:17:28,799 00:17:31,844 I've got seven layouts. I've got seven layouts.
225 00:17:31,885 00:17:34,429 Rog, we can't break this long. Rog, we can't break this long.
226 00:17:34,471 00:17:37,474 -Break's over. -Thanks. Just nod at me. -Break's over. -Thanks. Just nod at me.
227 00:17:37,516 00:17:42,229 The client sees me telling you that smoke won't cover the product. The client sees me telling you that smoke won't cover the product.
228 00:17:42,271 00:17:44,648 Find out exactly where this is. Find out exactly where this is.
229 00:18:00,205 00:18:03,292 I rented the apartment from Lucille. I rented the apartment from Lucille.
230 00:18:03,584 00:18:07,087 She was our cleaning lady when you were 6. She was our cleaning lady when you were 6.
231 00:18:07,129 00:18:09,756 My mind was cluttered when I was 6. My mind was cluttered when I was 6.
232 00:18:10,591 00:18:13,927 -Say hello to Lucille, David. -Hello, David. -Say hello to Lucille, David. -Hello, David.
233 00:18:13,969 00:18:16,096 -Good seeing you. -You too. -Good seeing you. -You too.
234 00:18:16,346 00:18:19,349 -Meet my husband, Arthur. -How do you do? -Meet my husband, Arthur. -How do you do?
235 00:18:20,684 00:18:23,061 Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille. Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille.
236 00:18:23,103 00:18:25,189 She was a little taller. She was a little taller.
237 00:18:25,981 00:18:30,652 After 36 years of being married, you pretend it didn't happen? After 36 years of being married, you pretend it didn't happen?
238 00:18:30,694 00:18:32,404 Is that it, Mom? Is that it, Mom?
239 00:18:38,368 00:18:40,787 Is that what your father said? Is that what your father said?
240 00:18:40,829 00:18:43,624 I just walked out all of a sudden? I just walked out all of a sudden?
241 00:18:44,333 00:18:47,461 No, he didn't. We just looked for ketchup. No, he didn't. We just looked for ketchup.
242 00:18:47,711 00:18:52,299 You don't know what it was like since you moved away. You don't know what it was like since you moved away.
243 00:18:52,799 00:18:55,302 There was nobody to talk to. There was nobody to talk to.
244 00:18:55,344 00:18:58,847 He came home and there was still nobody to talk to. He came home and there was still nobody to talk to.
245 00:18:59,097 00:19:03,727 I'd check his club chair. That's how I knew he was home. I'd check his club chair. That's how I knew he was home.
246 00:19:03,769 00:19:09,149 I didn't leave because of the yelling. I left because of the silence. I didn't leave because of the yelling. I left because of the silence.
247 00:19:09,191 00:19:12,194 You don't have to tell me the whole thing. You don't have to tell me the whole thing.
248 00:19:14,571 00:19:19,076 It took every ounce of courage I could muster to walk out. It took every ounce of courage I could muster to walk out.
249 00:19:34,716 00:19:36,134 That's right. That's right.
250 00:19:36,176 00:19:39,346 Who can say that amoebas don't make noise? Who can say that amoebas don't make noise?
251 00:19:39,388 00:19:43,767 The point of this acting exercise is uninhibited body motion... The point of this acting exercise is uninhibited body motion...
252 00:19:44,017 00:19:46,395 ...speech, sound. ...speech, sound.
253 00:19:48,522 00:19:50,816 Open it up! Open it up!
254 00:19:51,567 00:19:56,864 Michael over here is making very, very good amoeba noises. Michael over here is making very, very good amoeba noises.
255 00:19:57,155 00:20:00,993 -Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing? -Making baby amoebas. -Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing? -Making baby amoebas.
256 00:20:01,034 00:20:05,330 -You wouldn't know how. -I'd prefer asexual reproduction... -You wouldn't know how. -I'd prefer asexual reproduction...
257 00:20:05,372 00:20:08,041 ...if you don't mind. Thank you. ...if you don't mind. Thank you.
258 00:20:08,083 00:20:10,752 Is this a required class, Amoebas 101? Is this a required class, Amoebas 101?
259 00:20:11,003 00:20:13,630 -David. -Professor Donna Martin. -David. -Professor Donna Martin.
260 00:20:14,131 00:20:17,050 Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere. Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere.
261 00:20:18,343 00:20:19,970 Open it up. Open it up.
262 00:20:20,012 00:20:23,390 Open it up. Use your vocal capacity. Open it up. Use your vocal capacity.
263 00:20:23,640 00:20:28,979 -Did I forget something? -You promised to come to my play. -Did I forget something? -You promised to come to my play.
264 00:20:29,021 00:20:32,733 Just admit that you hate experimental theater. Just admit that you hate experimental theater.
265 00:20:32,774 00:20:34,735 -That's not true. -You do. -That's not true. -You do.
266 00:20:34,776 00:20:38,739 I did an experiment to see if I could enjoy it without... I did an experiment to see if I could enjoy it without...
267 00:20:38,780 00:20:41,867 ...actually being in the theater. ...actually being in the theater.
268 00:20:42,534 00:20:43,994 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
269 00:20:44,703 00:20:47,706 No foreign amoebas, please. No foreign amoebas, please.
270 00:20:49,833 00:20:51,168 Better. Better.
271 00:20:52,628 00:20:55,547 Are we working you too hard, Bubba? Are we working you too hard, Bubba?
272 00:20:55,589 00:20:59,343 -All right, take five. -I gotta go to the bathroom. -All right, take five. -I gotta go to the bathroom.
273 00:20:59,384 00:21:01,929 There's a lot I'd like to get to... There's a lot I'd like to get to...
274 00:21:01,970 00:21:06,058 ...so let's make this a 15-minute "take five," please. ...so let's make this a 15-minute "take five," please.
275 00:21:06,099 00:21:08,602 Very nice. Good amoeba-ing. Very nice. Good amoeba-ing.
276 00:21:08,936 00:21:10,729 Nice. Very good. Nice. Very good.
277 00:21:10,771 00:21:12,564 Oh, good book? Oh, good book?
278 00:21:12,606 00:21:15,150 You were the best, Bubba. So far. You were the best, Bubba. So far.
279 00:21:15,192 00:21:17,778 Ms. Martin, is he your boyfriend? Ms. Martin, is he your boyfriend?
280 00:21:18,570 00:21:21,823 He's an old flame, an old high-school flame. He's an old flame, an old high-school flame.
281 00:21:22,366 00:21:26,328 This is what you want to avoid later in life. This is what you want to avoid later in life.
282 00:21:30,374 00:21:32,334 I don't know, David. I don't know, David.
283 00:21:32,376 00:21:35,337 My parents were divorced when I was 10. My parents were divorced when I was 10.
284 00:21:35,921 00:21:40,133 My mom said: "Don't live in the same city as your parents." My mom said: "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
285 00:21:40,175 00:21:43,887 What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move. What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
286 00:21:43,929 00:21:47,641 I didn't mean that they should move. I meant.... I didn't mean that they should move. I meant....
287 00:21:48,183 00:21:50,561 You know what my scenario was? You know what my scenario was?
288 00:21:50,602 00:21:54,398 I was gonna move away into a luxurious mansion... I was gonna move away into a luxurious mansion...
289 00:21:54,439 00:21:56,567 ...and they'd visit me once. ...and they'd visit me once.
290 00:21:56,608 00:21:59,278 "What a nice mansion. We love you." "What a nice mansion. We love you."
291 00:21:59,528 00:22:03,907 I'd say, "I love you too." Then they would go away and die. I'd say, "I love you too." Then they would go away and die.
292 00:22:05,200 00:22:07,411 Does this make me an asshole? Does this make me an asshole?
293 00:22:07,452 00:22:10,747 My ex-husband, Hank, he was an asshole. My ex-husband, Hank, he was an asshole.
294 00:22:10,789 00:22:12,249 You're just-- You're just--
295 00:22:12,291 00:22:15,377 Childish, immature, selfish? I am. Childish, immature, selfish? I am.
296 00:22:15,419 00:22:18,088 I make a lot for being this way. I make a lot for being this way.
297 00:22:18,338 00:22:21,216 It is economically unsound to grow up. It is economically unsound to grow up.
298 00:22:22,176 00:22:26,138 If I did grow up and became an adult, what would I do? If I did grow up and became an adult, what would I do?
299 00:22:36,899 00:22:39,359 Good afternoon, Nat. Good afternoon, Nat.
300 00:22:39,401 00:22:41,862 Hi, Max. Got any tips for me? Hi, Max. Got any tips for me?
301 00:22:41,904 00:22:44,781 Don't go swimming after a heavy meal. Don't go swimming after a heavy meal.
302 00:22:44,823 00:22:47,743 I have girlie pictures I wanna show you. I have girlie pictures I wanna show you.
303 00:22:47,784 00:22:51,121 If they're as bad as last week, keep them. If they're as bad as last week, keep them.
304 00:22:51,788 00:22:56,335 Mr. Young, a prune Danish and a seltzer. Mr. Young, a prune Danish and a seltzer.
305 00:22:56,376 00:22:58,295 You got it, Max. You got it, Max.
306 00:23:05,344 00:23:07,554 -Hello, Max. -Hey, Sal. -Hello, Max. -Hey, Sal.
307 00:23:07,596 00:23:10,224 -How's your wife? -She's fine. -How's your wife? -She's fine.
308 00:23:10,474 00:23:14,394 Send her my best, even though I know she never liked me. Send her my best, even though I know she never liked me.
309 00:23:14,645 00:23:17,314 She never liked me either. She never liked me either.
310 00:23:17,940 00:23:22,236 He's a riot. Max Basner, last of the old-time salesmen. He's a riot. Max Basner, last of the old-time salesmen.
311 00:23:23,612 00:23:24,780 The pens arrived. The pens arrived.
312 00:23:29,409 00:23:33,539 -"Stolen from the desk--" -"Of Max Basner." -"Stolen from the desk--" -"Of Max Basner."
313 00:23:34,957 00:23:36,917 It just so happens... It just so happens...
314 00:23:36,959 00:23:39,920 ...that this is a great sales gimmick. ...that this is a great sales gimmick.
315 00:23:40,462 00:23:42,881 It's also a way to meet women. It's also a way to meet women.
316 00:23:42,923 00:23:45,676 If you were as interested in sales... If you were as interested in sales...
317 00:23:45,926 00:23:49,471 -...we'd all be rich! -Don't you dare yell at me. -...we'd all be rich! -Don't you dare yell at me.
318 00:23:49,721 00:23:52,057 You're talking to Max Basner. You're talking to Max Basner.
319 00:23:53,809 00:23:57,980 I've been a top salesman in this company for 35 years. I've been a top salesman in this company for 35 years.
320 00:23:58,021 00:24:00,107 Okay. I'm sorry, Max. Okay. I'm sorry, Max.
321 00:24:00,399 00:24:05,737 Mr. Keenan from New York has been on me. Just do better, Max. Mr. Keenan from New York has been on me. Just do better, Max.
322 00:24:06,530 00:24:09,575 Okay? Just do better. Okay? Just do better.
323 00:24:32,764 00:24:34,516 Over here, boss. Over here, boss.
324 00:24:35,100 00:24:39,688 -Let's hit the pool. -Wait, first close your eyes. -Let's hit the pool. -Wait, first close your eyes.
325 00:24:41,607 00:24:43,984 I want an honest opinion. I want an honest opinion.
326 00:24:44,026 00:24:47,070 -Who are you grateful to? -You, Charlie Gargas. -Who are you grateful to? -You, Charlie Gargas.
327 00:24:47,321 00:24:49,656 Open your eyes and don't laugh. Open your eyes and don't laugh.
328 00:24:51,033 00:24:52,784 Oh, it's you. Oh, it's you.
329 00:24:53,202 00:24:55,704 -I don't look dumb in this? -No. -I don't look dumb in this? -No.
330 00:24:55,746 00:24:57,789 It looks great. I want one. It looks great. I want one.
331 00:24:59,541 00:25:02,586 I'm gonna be in Advertising Age Magazine. I'm gonna be in Advertising Age Magazine.
332 00:25:02,628 00:25:05,339 A horrible title. They're staring. A horrible title. They're staring.
333 00:25:05,380 00:25:08,425 -I heard a laugh. -Changing subject: -I heard a laugh. -Changing subject:
334 00:25:08,467 00:25:11,845 -Colonial Airlines is up for grabs. -I know. -Colonial Airlines is up for grabs. -I know.
335 00:25:11,887 00:25:16,058 Three agencies will do presentations. We need to be there. Three agencies will do presentations. We need to be there.
336 00:25:16,391 00:25:20,854 I've set up a dinner for you and the owner, Andrew Woolridge. I've set up a dinner for you and the owner, Andrew Woolridge.
337 00:25:20,896 00:25:23,982 He's a former Navy pilot. He's a former Navy pilot.
338 00:25:24,024 00:25:27,152 He's private, cautious, a man of few words. He's private, cautious, a man of few words.
339 00:25:27,194 00:25:30,906 Or he's dumb, paranoid and totally off his rocker. Or he's dumb, paranoid and totally off his rocker.
340 00:25:30,948 00:25:33,075 Nobody knows for sure. Nobody knows for sure.
341 00:25:33,116 00:25:35,536 -You're staring again. -What? No. -You're staring again. -What? No.
342 00:25:35,577 00:25:37,371 -Yes, you are. -No. -Yes, you are. -No.
343 00:25:38,163 00:25:42,167 It's time for the real test. Let's go. Follow me. It's time for the real test. Let's go. Follow me.
344 00:25:42,209 00:25:45,546 Looks good from the back. Real test of what? Looks good from the back. Real test of what?
345 00:25:46,171 00:25:49,967 -How it looks underwater. -It'll look fabulous. -How it looks underwater. -It'll look fabulous.
346 00:25:50,300 00:25:51,593 Hold this, please. Hold this, please.
347 00:25:56,932 00:25:58,308 How's it look? How's it look?
348 00:25:58,559 00:25:59,935 It's over there. It's over there.
349 00:26:01,687 00:26:03,647 Oh, shit, it's sinking. Oh, shit, it's sinking.
350 00:26:26,795 00:26:28,547 Room 432, please. Room 432, please.
351 00:26:31,133 00:26:33,177 I'll try back, thanks. I'll try back, thanks.
352 00:26:37,598 00:26:40,726 Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? Excuse me, do you happen to have the time?
353 00:26:40,767 00:26:42,895 Yes, it is... Yes, it is...
354 00:26:42,936 00:26:45,647 ...let's see, 7:30. ...let's see, 7:30.
355 00:26:45,689 00:26:50,485 We better hurry or the Renaissance will arrive and we'll be painting. We better hurry or the Renaissance will arrive and we'll be painting.
356 00:26:50,527 00:26:52,738 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
357 00:26:53,280 00:26:55,449 It's a line from a movie. It's a line from a movie.
358 00:26:55,490 00:26:59,620 Didn't work. A Woody Allen movie. Does that carry weight? Didn't work. A Woody Allen movie. Does that carry weight?
359 00:26:59,661 00:27:01,330 No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
360 00:27:02,039 00:27:03,957 But it wasn't a disaster. But it wasn't a disaster.
361 00:27:05,834 00:27:08,337 Why don't we try some honesty? Why don't we try some honesty?
362 00:27:08,378 00:27:12,424 I've the most important business dinner of my career tonight. I've the most important business dinner of my career tonight.
363 00:27:12,466 00:27:13,884 What career is it? What career is it?
364 00:27:13,926 00:27:19,097 Advertising. After seeing you, it doesn't seem that important anymore. Advertising. After seeing you, it doesn't seem that important anymore.
365 00:27:19,640 00:27:24,895 -My name is Basner, David Basner. -David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne. -My name is Basner, David Basner. -David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne.
366 00:27:27,648 00:27:30,859 I don't know how long my dinner will take... I don't know how long my dinner will take...
367 00:27:30,901 00:27:33,654 ...but could we have a drink later? ...but could we have a drink later?
368 00:27:34,321 00:27:36,114 No, we can't. No, we can't.
369 00:27:39,618 00:27:44,122 Is my nose bleeding? I just got tagged. Ouch. Is my nose bleeding? I just got tagged. Ouch.
370 00:27:45,457 00:27:50,546 -You know the Heimlich maneuver? -Why, certainly, sir. -You know the Heimlich maneuver? -Why, certainly, sir.
371 00:27:50,587 00:27:52,256 I'll have the trout. I'll have the trout.
372 00:27:52,297 00:27:55,843 -I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge. -This way, please. -I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge. -This way, please.
373 00:27:58,595 00:27:59,930 Mr. Woolridge? Mr. Woolridge?
374 00:28:00,556 00:28:02,015 David Basner. David Basner.
375 00:28:02,057 00:28:07,729 I appreciate you seeing me for dinner. They serve a notorious lobster bisque. I appreciate you seeing me for dinner. They serve a notorious lobster bisque.
376 00:28:07,771 00:28:09,106 No dinner. No dinner.
377 00:28:10,941 00:28:13,235 I'm sorry. No dinner? I'm sorry. No dinner?
378 00:28:13,277 00:28:17,990 Did I stutter? I said no dinner. I eat alone. We're having drinks. Did I stutter? I said no dinner. I eat alone. We're having drinks.
379 00:28:18,657 00:28:20,158 I see. I see.
380 00:28:21,410 00:28:24,329 I'll have a white wine spritzer, please. I'll have a white wine spritzer, please.
381 00:28:24,371 00:28:28,166 -I said we're having drinks. -Stoli on the rocks. -I said we're having drinks. -Stoli on the rocks.
382 00:28:30,127 00:28:32,087 I'll get to the point. I'll get to the point.
383 00:28:32,796 00:28:36,508 It's great that you're considering a Chicago agency. It's great that you're considering a Chicago agency.
384 00:28:36,550 00:28:39,636 New York is New York. L.A., who knows. New York is New York. L.A., who knows.
385 00:28:39,678 00:28:41,722 Chicago is the U.S. of A. Chicago is the U.S. of A.
386 00:28:41,763 00:28:45,851 Boile, Gargas and Lionel can't wait to do a presentation. Boile, Gargas and Lionel can't wait to do a presentation.
387 00:28:45,893 00:28:49,897 So much so, we're willing to do it on spec. So much so, we're willing to do it on spec.
388 00:28:49,938 00:28:55,068 Sometimes I eat my whole meal just using my salad fork. Sometimes I eat my whole meal just using my salad fork.
389 00:28:55,736 00:28:56,945 Really? Really?
390 00:28:56,987 00:28:59,198 I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that. I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that.
391 00:29:01,033 00:29:02,242 Anyway.... Anyway....
392 00:29:02,284 00:29:04,494 Sorry, I had to make some calls. Sorry, I had to make some calls.
393 00:29:05,120 00:29:08,916 Cheryl Ann Wayne, media director of Colonial Airlines. Cheryl Ann Wayne, media director of Colonial Airlines.
394 00:29:09,416 00:29:13,921 -I was with Capital Air-- -You already have the job. -I was with Capital Air-- -You already have the job.
395 00:29:13,962 00:29:15,964 I want to hear about him. I want to hear about him.
396 00:29:16,006 00:29:19,301 They're one of three top agencies in the Midwest. They're one of three top agencies in the Midwest.
397 00:29:19,551 00:29:22,137 They are strong with TV spots. They are strong with TV spots.
398 00:29:22,179 00:29:26,642 Basner's the new Creative Director. He's good, but a bit impulsive. Basner's the new Creative Director. He's good, but a bit impulsive.
399 00:29:26,892 00:29:29,770 He gives up everything for a pretty face. He gives up everything for a pretty face.
400 00:29:30,354 00:29:32,648 And I wear bikini briefs. And I wear bikini briefs.
401 00:29:34,316 00:29:37,736 -It's for you, Ms. Wayne. -Thank you. Excuse me. -It's for you, Ms. Wayne. -Thank you. Excuse me.
402 00:29:38,570 00:29:39,738 Hello? Hello?
403 00:29:40,614 00:29:41,907 Yes, Bill. Yes, Bill.
404 00:29:42,866 00:29:45,744 That won't do. I need the report tomorrow. That won't do. I need the report tomorrow.
405 00:29:46,453 00:29:47,955 Yes, I'm holding. Yes, I'm holding.
406 00:29:50,249 00:29:55,128 I was meaning to ask you, by eating with the salad fork... I was meaning to ask you, by eating with the salad fork...
407 00:29:55,170 00:29:57,673 ...does that include the soup? ...does that include the soup?
408 00:30:16,441 00:30:20,821 -You don't stay in the same hotel? -Never where the boss stays. -You don't stay in the same hotel? -Never where the boss stays.
409 00:30:20,863 00:30:22,614 I like my privacy. I like my privacy.
410 00:30:22,656 00:30:26,535 I don't usually mix business with pleasure... I don't usually mix business with pleasure...
411 00:30:26,577 00:30:29,204 ...but I didn't get to eat. ...but I didn't get to eat.
412 00:30:29,454 00:30:31,290 This is nice. This is nice.
413 00:30:31,957 00:30:34,877 Basner, let's talk. Basner, let's talk.
414 00:30:35,252 00:30:39,214 It's difficult for a woman in the corporate world. It's difficult for a woman in the corporate world.
415 00:30:39,256 00:30:43,844 We're labeled as having slept our way to the top. I don't have to. We're labeled as having slept our way to the top. I don't have to.
416 00:30:44,094 00:30:49,266 I have an MBA from the Wharton School of Business and other credentials. I have an MBA from the Wharton School of Business and other credentials.
417 00:30:49,308 00:30:53,687 We'll be fine if you stay on your side of the line. We'll be fine if you stay on your side of the line.
418 00:30:53,729 00:30:59,067 If you cross it, I'm fully capable of kicking you in the balls. If you cross it, I'm fully capable of kicking you in the balls.
419 00:31:03,530 00:31:05,991 I went to the Wharton School. I went to the Wharton School.
420 00:31:06,033 00:31:09,453 -That's a lie. -Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry. -That's a lie. -Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry.
421 00:31:09,494 00:31:13,373 I'm protecting my balls, just as at one time or another... I'm protecting my balls, just as at one time or another...
422 00:31:13,415 00:31:15,959 ...you have protected your own. ...you have protected your own.
423 00:31:17,711 00:31:21,215 Are you suggesting that I come on too strong? Are you suggesting that I come on too strong?
424 00:31:21,256 00:31:25,302 -Not for a sumo wrestler. -Your car, ma'am. -Not for a sumo wrestler. -Your car, ma'am.
425 00:31:32,017 00:31:34,520 -Get in. -I beg your pardon? -Get in. -I beg your pardon?
426 00:31:34,561 00:31:38,607 Leave your car and get in. I'll take you home. Leave your car and get in. I'll take you home.
427 00:31:44,947 00:31:48,450 -Where do you live? -South Dearborn. -Where do you live? -South Dearborn.
428 00:31:48,492 00:31:50,994 Good. I like new places. Good. I like new places.
429 00:31:59,628 00:32:04,633 Well, I sure am enjoying working with Colonial Airlines so far. Well, I sure am enjoying working with Colonial Airlines so far.
430 00:32:05,467 00:32:07,052 Yeah? Yeah?
431 00:32:07,094 00:32:10,848 I'm enjoying you. Definitely. I'm enjoying you. Definitely.
432 00:32:11,515 00:32:15,310 You have no presentation, much less an account. You have no presentation, much less an account.
433 00:32:15,352 00:32:18,730 These are details I will handle. These are details I will handle.
434 00:32:20,732 00:32:22,985 You're cocky. You're cocky.
435 00:32:23,026 00:32:25,153 My father likes that. My father likes that.
436 00:32:25,821 00:32:27,698 Well... Well...
437 00:32:28,532 00:32:31,869 ...I'll have to meet him. What does he do? ...I'll have to meet him. What does he do?
438 00:32:32,578 00:32:36,039 He has a nice job with Colonial Airlines. He has a nice job with Colonial Airlines.
439 00:32:36,832 00:32:38,417 Yeah. He owns it. Yeah. He owns it.
440 00:32:42,212 00:32:45,424 -Your father's Andrew Woolridge? -That's right. -Your father's Andrew Woolridge? -That's right.
441 00:32:47,050 00:32:49,761 You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter? You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter?
442 00:32:49,803 00:32:53,473 I'm in bed with a client's-- Your name is Wayne... I'm in bed with a client's-- Your name is Wayne...
443 00:32:53,515 00:32:56,977 ...so I was in bed with his married daughter. ...so I was in bed with his married daughter.
444 00:32:57,019 00:33:00,105 Oh, way to go, Basner. Oh, way to go, Basner.
445 00:33:00,689 00:33:02,316 Are you a minor too? Are you a minor too?
446 00:33:02,357 00:33:05,485 I'll just turn myself in to the police now. I'll just turn myself in to the police now.
447 00:33:05,736 00:33:09,698 -Does your husband own anything? -There's no husband. -Does your husband own anything? -There's no husband.
448 00:33:10,449 00:33:12,784 Wayne is my mother's name. Wayne is my mother's name.
449 00:33:12,826 00:33:15,871 I don't want to trade on nepotism. I don't want to trade on nepotism.
450 00:33:16,288 00:33:21,251 -You're still Woolridge's baby girl. -Basner, I'm a big girl. -You're still Woolridge's baby girl. -Basner, I'm a big girl.
451 00:33:21,502 00:33:24,755 I chose to come here. Now I choose to go. I chose to come here. Now I choose to go.
452 00:33:24,796 00:33:27,132 You can handle it any way you want. You can handle it any way you want.
453 00:33:29,968 00:33:32,387 Well, you don't have to leave. Well, you don't have to leave.
454 00:33:32,721 00:33:35,766 Why are you leaving? Wait a minute! Why are you leaving? Wait a minute!
455 00:33:35,807 00:33:38,894 I thought we'd spend some time together! I thought we'd spend some time together!
456 00:33:39,144 00:33:42,022 The before was awfully quick. The before was awfully quick.
457 00:33:42,272 00:33:45,192 The middle was nice. Very-- Really nice. The middle was nice. Very-- Really nice.
458 00:33:45,442 00:33:48,654 But I was hoping we could prolong... But I was hoping we could prolong...
459 00:33:48,695 00:33:52,741 ...the after for a while. Spend some time together. ...the after for a while. Spend some time together.
460 00:33:54,868 00:33:58,080 I think we've spent enough time together. I think we've spent enough time together.
461 00:33:58,121 00:33:59,623 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. -Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
462 00:33:59,665 00:34:02,334 All I know is you look great in black... All I know is you look great in black...
463 00:34:02,376 00:34:04,503 -...and that you're very-- -I work. -...and that you're very-- -I work.
464 00:34:04,545 00:34:07,756 -Busy. -I have to prepare for meetings. -Busy. -I have to prepare for meetings.
465 00:34:07,798 00:34:11,217 It was nice. Let's not make an opera out of it. It was nice. Let's not make an opera out of it.
466 00:34:11,260 00:34:13,011 Gray or red door? Gray or red door?
467 00:34:13,053 00:34:16,514 The gray. Oh, red if you're going. The gray. Oh, red if you're going.
468 00:34:16,556 00:34:21,562 I wanted to keep you here. So unlike a one-nighter then, huh? I wanted to keep you here. So unlike a one-nighter then, huh?
469 00:34:21,603 00:34:24,898 I'm sure you've done this plenty of times. I'm sure you've done this plenty of times.
470 00:34:25,357 00:34:27,734 It has to be a one-nighter. It has to be a one-nighter.
471 00:34:27,775 00:34:31,655 You're uncomfortable being with the boss' daughter. You're uncomfortable being with the boss' daughter.
472 00:34:38,370 00:34:41,831 Seduced and abandoned.... Seduced and abandoned....
473 00:34:44,293 00:34:46,795 -Hello? -Hi. Andrew Woolridge. -Hello? -Hi. Andrew Woolridge.
474 00:34:47,045 00:34:49,965 -I want to meet tomorrow. -What? -I want to meet tomorrow. -What?
475 00:34:50,007 00:34:53,635 -Bad connection, could you speak up? -Sure. -Bad connection, could you speak up? -Sure.
476 00:34:53,677 00:34:56,804 Woolridge here. I'd like you to meet me-- Woolridge here. I'd like you to meet me--
477 00:34:56,847 00:35:00,642 Please speak into the phone. I can't hear you. Please speak into the phone. I can't hear you.
478 00:35:00,684 00:35:04,479 I'm speaking into the damn phone. This is Andrew-- I'm speaking into the damn phone. This is Andrew--
479 00:35:04,730 00:35:06,982 Stop shouting. It's not me. Stop shouting. It's not me.
480 00:35:07,024 00:35:11,195 You got my machine. Shouting won't do any good. You got my machine. Shouting won't do any good.
481 00:35:11,236 00:35:15,324 So wait for the beep, and thanks for calling. So wait for the beep, and thanks for calling.
482 00:35:15,365 00:35:17,993 You have a strange sense of humor. You have a strange sense of humor.
483 00:35:18,243 00:35:21,038 I like golf. We're going to play... I like golf. We're going to play...
484 00:35:21,288 00:35:24,750 ...at the Wackcucut Country Club. Be there! ...at the Wackcucut Country Club. Be there!
485 00:35:28,837 00:35:32,132 To be honest, this is my first time. To be honest, this is my first time.
486 00:35:32,174 00:35:35,427 I'm out here because I want to work for you. I'm out here because I want to work for you.
487 00:35:35,469 00:35:39,348 A lot of people'd say that honesty is admirable... A lot of people'd say that honesty is admirable...
488 00:35:39,389 00:35:40,724 ...but I won't. ...but I won't.
489 00:35:45,270 00:35:47,689 That's it. That's it. Yes! That's it. That's it. Yes!
490 00:35:47,731 00:35:51,568 Yes, Mr. Woolridge, you were born to golf. Yes, Mr. Woolridge, you were born to golf.
491 00:36:07,918 00:36:10,879 No, Mr. Basner. It's the size four. No, Mr. Basner. It's the size four.
492 00:36:11,213 00:36:13,173 Max. The name is Max. Max. The name is Max.
493 00:36:13,215 00:36:16,677 If you don't buy anything, it's Mr. Basner. If you don't buy anything, it's Mr. Basner.
494 00:36:17,135 00:36:19,471 -Four. -The blue and white... -Four. -The blue and white...
495 00:36:19,513 00:36:23,684 ...with the little sailboat on it. You all right, Max? ...with the little sailboat on it. You all right, Max?
496 00:36:28,146 00:36:31,942 What kid wouldn't wear that, that lives in Chicago? What kid wouldn't wear that, that lives in Chicago?
497 00:36:32,192 00:36:35,571 Rough and Tough did that six months ago. Rough and Tough did that six months ago.
498 00:36:35,612 00:36:39,116 They don't have the colors. I have the colors. They don't have the colors. I have the colors.
499 00:36:40,576 00:36:43,245 Thanks, Lenna. I understand. Thanks, Lenna. I understand.
500 00:36:43,287 00:36:48,125 Maybe you'll like the summer line. Thanks again, Lenna. Maybe you'll like the summer line. Thanks again, Lenna.
501 00:36:48,166 00:36:50,460 Thanks for nothing. Thanks for nothing.
502 00:37:24,912 00:37:27,956 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
503 00:37:27,998 00:37:30,209 Hey, mister. You all right? Hey, mister. You all right?
504 00:37:41,637 00:37:43,514 So how did it happen? So how did it happen?
505 00:37:43,555 00:37:45,766 You don't need to know how. You don't need to know how.
506 00:37:45,807 00:37:49,895 I'm the father you kept waiting for two hours. I'm the father you kept waiting for two hours.
507 00:37:52,064 00:37:55,484 Let's go home. Maybe your mother's back by now. Let's go home. Maybe your mother's back by now.
508 00:37:55,734 00:37:57,945 I wouldn't know about that. I wouldn't know about that.
509 00:37:57,986 00:38:00,322 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
510 00:38:00,364 00:38:02,741 -Well.... -What are you saying?! -Well.... -What are you saying?!
511 00:38:02,783 00:38:05,869 -She didn't say anything-- -What did she say? -She didn't say anything-- -What did she say?
512 00:38:08,914 00:38:11,083 She found your cufflinks... She found your cufflinks...
513 00:38:11,333 00:38:14,378 ...and she asked me to return them. ...and she asked me to return them.
514 00:38:17,631 00:38:20,342 So she's not coming back. So she's not coming back.
515 00:38:20,384 00:38:22,845 Who the hell needs her? Who the hell needs her?
516 00:38:28,100 00:38:30,394 Come on, get in the car! Come on, get in the car!
517 00:38:38,360 00:38:43,031 Attention, members. The karate and tai chi class schedules... Attention, members. The karate and tai chi class schedules...
518 00:38:43,073 00:38:45,534 ...are now posted on the board. ...are now posted on the board.
519 00:38:45,868 00:38:50,205 David, guess what. I got a job. David, guess what. I got a job.
520 00:38:50,247 00:38:55,335 -You never had one. What can you do? -I'm answering phones. -You never had one. What can you do? -I'm answering phones.
521 00:38:55,377 00:38:59,464 And I'm brushing up on my office skills and-- And I'm brushing up on my office skills and--
522 00:39:00,340 00:39:04,011 It's wonderful. People talk to me and I get paid. It's wonderful. People talk to me and I get paid.
523 00:39:04,052 00:39:08,515 -Want to get in a typing class? -Jane is helping me brush up. -Want to get in a typing class? -Jane is helping me brush up.
524 00:39:08,765 00:39:13,228 It's wonderful to have a son whose secretary cares about you. It's wonderful to have a son whose secretary cares about you.
525 00:39:15,647 00:39:18,901 Isn't it time for that yoga class I paid for? Isn't it time for that yoga class I paid for?
526 00:39:19,902 00:39:22,404 -David. -Charlie. Hi. -David. -Charlie. Hi.
527 00:39:24,907 00:39:27,618 -Does it work in the pool? -Gave up swimming. -Does it work in the pool? -Gave up swimming.
528 00:39:28,994 00:39:31,955 I hear we may have a shot. Say yes. I hear we may have a shot. Say yes.
529 00:39:31,997 00:39:36,126 Yes. Reading about horse racing, Tesio and ducks. Yes. Reading about horse racing, Tesio and ducks.
530 00:39:36,168 00:39:40,672 Widgeons, canvasbacks, Donalds, Daffys, all ducks. Widgeons, canvasbacks, Donalds, Daffys, all ducks.
531 00:39:40,714 00:39:44,718 Don't get carried away with Donalds and Daffys. Don't get carried away with Donalds and Daffys.
532 00:39:44,760 00:39:49,056 -Be calm. It's an important account. -What account? -Be calm. It's an important account. -What account?
533 00:39:49,097 00:39:52,100 I'm sorry. Lorraine, my mother, who works. I'm sorry. Lorraine, my mother, who works.
534 00:39:52,142 00:39:54,311 Charlie Gargas, whom I work for. Charlie Gargas, whom I work for.
535 00:39:54,353 00:39:58,273 How do you do? This is your sister, not your mother. How do you do? This is your sister, not your mother.
536 00:39:58,315 00:40:02,569 -He's in advertising, watch out. -Delighted. Excuse me. -He's in advertising, watch out. -Delighted. Excuse me.
537 00:40:02,819 00:40:05,697 Listen carefully, now. Three things: Listen carefully, now. Three things:
538 00:40:05,948 00:40:08,325 Use your humor... Use your humor...
539 00:40:08,367 00:40:11,662 ...speak specifically about the agency... ...speak specifically about the agency...
540 00:40:11,703 00:40:14,456 ...and what it stands for. ...and what it stands for.
541 00:40:14,498 00:40:17,751 People. Products. Profit. People. Products. Profit.
542 00:40:17,793 00:40:22,214 -Make sure to get an appointment. -That's why I'm going. -Make sure to get an appointment. -That's why I'm going.
543 00:40:24,299 00:40:27,511 -Is there a problem? -No. No problem. -Is there a problem? -No. No problem.
544 00:40:27,553 00:40:29,263 -I felt staring. -No. -I felt staring. -No.
545 00:40:29,304 00:40:32,182 I'm between tai chi classes. Excuse me. I'm between tai chi classes. Excuse me.
546 00:40:36,228 00:40:39,606 That rug is the worst. Does he realize it? That rug is the worst. Does he realize it?
547 00:40:39,648 00:40:42,609 He does now. Have a nice yoga class. He does now. Have a nice yoga class.
548 00:40:42,651 00:40:45,988 -Charlie! -Enjoy your weekend, David. -Charlie! -Enjoy your weekend, David.
549 00:40:46,989 00:40:51,034 My mom was saying how young you look. Thirty-five, she said. My mom was saying how young you look. Thirty-five, she said.
550 00:41:14,683 00:41:17,186 Where the heck are the ducks? Where the heck are the ducks?
551 00:41:34,745 00:41:37,080 This is how you blow it. This is how you blow it.
552 00:41:43,629 00:41:45,339 Here they come! Up! Here they come! Up!
553 00:42:00,771 00:42:03,565 The one thing I've learned in advertising-- The one thing I've learned in advertising--
554 00:42:03,815 00:42:06,443 Dad, I'm going for more shells. Dad, I'm going for more shells.
555 00:42:08,695 00:42:12,491 -My daughter speaks highly of you. -She does? -My daughter speaks highly of you. -She does?
556 00:42:12,533 00:42:14,743 She says you're a great lay. She says you're a great lay.
557 00:42:16,995 00:42:18,872 She said that? She said that?
558 00:42:18,914 00:42:21,917 Yeah, my baby tells me everything. Yeah, my baby tells me everything.
559 00:42:21,959 00:42:25,754 Quite a conversation for a daughter and father. Quite a conversation for a daughter and father.
560 00:42:25,796 00:42:30,509 She's a very modern woman, I raised her to be an executive. She's a very modern woman, I raised her to be an executive.
561 00:42:30,551 00:42:32,511 I raised her to be a man. I raised her to be a man.
562 00:42:32,553 00:42:36,306 So did my father. I don't tell him anything. So did my father. I don't tell him anything.
563 00:42:36,348 00:42:38,809 I don't want to hear your story. I don't want to hear your story.
564 00:42:38,851 00:42:41,937 Why don't you shoot some more fish? Why don't you shoot some more fish?
565 00:42:46,275 00:42:50,362 -Do you know horses? -My dad has a passion for them. -Do you know horses? -My dad has a passion for them.
566 00:42:50,404 00:42:52,698 -Oh, breeding? -No, betting. -Oh, breeding? -No, betting.
567 00:42:52,948 00:42:56,159 I brought this down. It's information-- I brought this down. It's information--
568 00:42:56,201 00:43:00,956 One of my stallions is servicing Mr. Egan's best mares. One of my stallions is servicing Mr. Egan's best mares.
569 00:43:01,206 00:43:04,293 Why don't you take him to the barn. Why don't you take him to the barn.
570 00:43:04,334 00:43:06,503 I have business to tend to. I have business to tend to.
571 00:43:06,545 00:43:11,592 We can talk about this after the horses are done servicing each other. We can talk about this after the horses are done servicing each other.
572 00:43:42,080 00:43:44,499 Are you going to dim the lights? Are you going to dim the lights?
573 00:44:03,060 00:44:06,438 Afterwards what? Back to the barn for a cigarette? Afterwards what? Back to the barn for a cigarette?
574 00:45:02,911 00:45:06,623 What do you mean they're for me? I don't want them. What do you mean they're for me? I don't want them.
575 00:45:06,665 00:45:09,960 I can't carry ducks on the plane. I can't carry ducks on the plane.
576 00:45:10,002 00:45:13,922 Here's something to make your city friends envious. Here's something to make your city friends envious.
577 00:45:13,964 00:45:16,425 -Oh, thank you. -Enjoy those. -Oh, thank you. -Enjoy those.
578 00:45:16,466 00:45:18,093 Great. You know... Great. You know...
579 00:45:18,135 00:45:22,806 ...your farm's beautiful. I particularly loved the horses. ...your farm's beautiful. I particularly loved the horses.
580 00:45:23,056 00:45:25,559 I read a stallion's responsible... I read a stallion's responsible...
581 00:45:25,601 00:45:28,645 ...for 60% of the offspring's traits. ...for 60% of the offspring's traits.
582 00:45:28,687 00:45:30,939 But mares are responsible for 40%... But mares are responsible for 40%...
583 00:45:30,981 00:45:34,234 ...of the get's traits. According to Tesio. ...of the get's traits. According to Tesio.
584 00:45:34,484 00:45:37,112 -He's the expert. -You read Tesio? -He's the expert. -You read Tesio?
585 00:45:37,154 00:45:39,489 As a hobby. Sometimes. As a hobby. Sometimes.
586 00:45:39,740 00:45:44,203 Tell your boss Colonial Airlines will look at your presentation. Tell your boss Colonial Airlines will look at your presentation.
587 00:45:53,170 00:45:55,130 Memo to David Basner: Memo to David Basner:
588 00:45:55,172 00:45:58,634 A date's set to present to Colonial Airlines. A date's set to present to Colonial Airlines.
589 00:45:59,134 00:46:02,930 Your staff has two weeks to come up with greatness. Your staff has two weeks to come up with greatness.
590 00:46:02,971 00:46:05,015 I want that account. I want that account.
591 00:46:05,057 00:46:07,976 Signed: John, Paul, George and Ringo. Signed: John, Paul, George and Ringo.
592 00:46:08,685 00:46:10,729 Okay, okay. Possibility! Okay, okay. Possibility!
593 00:46:10,979 00:46:12,105 Mishi? Mishi?
594 00:46:12,147 00:46:15,567 How about this? You've got Colonial, right? How about this? You've got Colonial, right?
595 00:46:15,609 00:46:18,695 "Co" stands for cooperation. "Co" stands for cooperation.
596 00:46:18,737 00:46:21,865 "Lo" means never lonely on a plane. "Lo" means never lonely on a plane.
597 00:46:21,907 00:46:24,159 "Ni," plenty of knee room. "Ni," plenty of knee room.
598 00:46:24,201 00:46:27,913 And "ial," you'll have a good time. Colonial. And "ial," you'll have a good time. Colonial.
599 00:46:27,955 00:46:30,499 -No, no, no. -Give it a chance. -No, no, no. -Give it a chance.
600 00:46:34,419 00:46:37,172 How about this? Colonial Air... How about this? Colonial Air...
601 00:46:37,214 00:46:41,009 ...you don't have to worry about getting hijacked. ...you don't have to worry about getting hijacked.
602 00:46:45,055 00:46:48,600 -Colonial moves people. -The family! -Colonial moves people. -The family!
603 00:46:48,642 00:46:50,727 The family thing's the idea. The family thing's the idea.
604 00:46:50,769 00:46:53,981 I understand that. It's a good concept. I understand that. It's a good concept.
605 00:46:54,022 00:46:56,817 This is funny. You won't laugh now... This is funny. You won't laugh now...
606 00:46:56,859 00:46:59,736 ...but you'll crack up driving home. ...but you'll crack up driving home.
607 00:46:59,778 00:47:02,155 They're flying all over the country. They're flying all over the country.
608 00:47:05,200 00:47:07,828 Tell how your life was shattered... Tell how your life was shattered...
609 00:47:07,870 00:47:10,163 ...when you turned from us... ...when you turned from us...
610 00:47:10,205 00:47:15,210 -...and put faith in others? -I was lost, I had no leg room. -...and put faith in others? -I was lost, I had no leg room.
611 00:47:15,544 00:47:17,296 Couldn't even smoke. Couldn't even smoke.
612 00:47:19,089 00:47:23,051 So board me, and feel the experience. So board me, and feel the experience.
613 00:47:23,093 00:47:25,554 Fly Colonial Airlines. Fly Colonial Airlines.
614 00:47:27,556 00:47:29,808 -You're an airplane? -Yeah. -You're an airplane? -Yeah.
615 00:47:29,850 00:47:31,560 Want to board Mishi? Want to board Mishi?
616 00:47:31,602 00:47:33,687 -No. -We need a grandma. -No. -We need a grandma.
617 00:47:34,062 00:47:36,273 I like the grandma idea. I like the grandma idea.
618 00:47:36,773 00:47:39,234 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
619 00:47:41,778 00:47:44,489 When you're on a plane In a comfy seat When you're on a plane In a comfy seat
620 00:47:44,531 00:47:47,201 And next to you Is an Arab Sheik And next to you Is an Arab Sheik
621 00:47:47,242 00:47:49,828 Flying to the sky Really getting high Flying to the sky Really getting high
622 00:47:50,078 00:47:53,624 You're flying on Colonial And that's no jive You're flying on Colonial And that's no jive
623 00:47:56,793 00:48:00,130 -Can we go to the office? -No. It's a dry spot. -Can we go to the office? -No. It's a dry spot.
624 00:48:00,172 00:48:02,633 This is my cubicle. It's magic. This is my cubicle. It's magic.
625 00:48:03,300 00:48:05,427 Let's hear the art director. Let's hear the art director.
626 00:48:08,514 00:48:10,557 Colonial Airlines Colonial Airlines
627 00:48:10,599 00:48:12,434 Colonial Colonial
628 00:48:17,606 00:48:20,400 Airlines Airlines
629 00:48:20,442 00:48:22,110 I like it. It's bluesy. I like it. It's bluesy.
630 00:48:22,361 00:48:25,239 You know what it is? Lousy. You know what it is? Lousy.
631 00:48:25,489 00:48:30,118 But if we use some ideas and real people, not slides.... But if we use some ideas and real people, not slides....
632 00:48:30,160 00:48:32,412 -Real people. -He's asking... -Real people. -He's asking...
633 00:48:32,454 00:48:36,583 ...lots of agencies. They'll show him the same thing. ...lots of agencies. They'll show him the same thing.
634 00:48:36,625 00:48:39,211 -He's sick of it. -We have people. -He's sick of it. -We have people.
635 00:48:39,253 00:48:41,421 Anti-high tech, I love it! Anti-high tech, I love it!
636 00:48:41,463 00:48:44,424 Live people. Live presentation. Live people. Live presentation.
637 00:48:44,466 00:48:49,137 No gimmicks, no lasers, none of that. Anti-high tech. No gimmicks, no lasers, none of that. Anti-high tech.
638 00:48:51,682 00:48:54,810 Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the-- Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the--
639 00:48:54,852 00:48:57,813 Special. Special kids. Special. Special kids.
640 00:48:57,855 00:49:00,899 Yeah, holds them. Hugs her special kids. Yeah, holds them. Hugs her special kids.
641 00:49:00,941 00:49:03,360 Get out of here. I'm in pre-game. Get out of here. I'm in pre-game.
642 00:49:05,362 00:49:08,031 I just came by to wish you luck. I just came by to wish you luck.
643 00:49:09,658 00:49:14,997 You're hard to find. I think of you when I see mounted police. You're hard to find. I think of you when I see mounted police.
644 00:49:15,038 00:49:19,293 -Wouldn't be fair to the competition. -Yeah, I was worried. -Wouldn't be fair to the competition. -Yeah, I was worried.
645 00:49:19,334 00:49:23,463 So, what happens if I get this and we work together? So, what happens if I get this and we work together?
646 00:49:23,505 00:49:26,633 I think it'd be terrific. We'll handle it. I think it'd be terrific. We'll handle it.
647 00:49:26,675 00:49:30,888 -The perfect executives? -We'd make a good team. -The perfect executives? -We'd make a good team.
648 00:49:31,138 00:49:34,641 You know, I sense that. But I don't know why. You know, I sense that. But I don't know why.
649 00:49:35,809 00:49:38,687 You see something in me you like. You see something in me you like.
650 00:49:38,729 00:49:40,230 You see you. You see you.
651 00:49:40,772 00:49:42,649 I'll see you inside. I'll see you inside.
652 00:49:49,531 00:49:50,532 Batman. Batman.
653 00:49:58,290 00:50:00,959 We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge. We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge.
654 00:50:11,428 00:50:12,638 We're all set. We're all set.
655 00:50:23,649 00:50:25,192 Good morning. Good morning.
656 00:50:25,234 00:50:28,070 Research shows Colonial Airlines... Research shows Colonial Airlines...
657 00:50:28,111 00:50:31,031 ...has its share of business fliers. ...has its share of business fliers.
658 00:50:31,073 00:50:36,036 There's room for improvement with family travelers. There's room for improvement with family travelers.
659 00:50:36,078 00:50:40,707 We've come up with a campaign that targets this market. We've come up with a campaign that targets this market.
660 00:50:40,749 00:50:42,376 Picture this: Picture this:
661 00:50:44,419 00:50:49,049 A grandmother sits in her house doing needlepoint. A grandmother sits in her house doing needlepoint.
662 00:50:49,299 00:50:54,054 -Another day, another afghan. -A cup of tea sits beside her. -Another day, another afghan. -A cup of tea sits beside her.
663 00:50:54,096 00:50:57,432 -An afghan around her legs. -That's nice. -An afghan around her legs. -That's nice.
664 00:50:57,474 00:51:00,602 -The phone rings. -Hello? -The phone rings. -Hello?
665 00:51:00,644 00:51:02,688 -Hi, Mom. -Bad connection. -Hi, Mom. -Bad connection.
666 00:51:02,729 00:51:05,941 Grandma! Tell her I hit my first homer! Grandma! Tell her I hit my first homer!
667 00:51:05,983 00:51:08,902 -Come for a few weeks. -That'd be great. -Come for a few weeks. -That'd be great.
668 00:51:09,152 00:51:12,447 Grandma boards a Colonial airliner. Grandma boards a Colonial airliner.
669 00:51:12,489 00:51:15,242 She is made very comfortable. She is made very comfortable.
670 00:51:15,284 00:51:17,536 -Comfortable, ma'am? -I'm Hattie. -Comfortable, ma'am? -I'm Hattie.
671 00:51:18,287 00:51:20,914 -They compare needlepoint. -Look. -They compare needlepoint. -Look.
672 00:51:20,956 00:51:24,334 -The stewardess tucks her in. -Thank you. -The stewardess tucks her in. -Thank you.
673 00:51:24,376 00:51:27,171 And brings her a hot cup of tea. And brings her a hot cup of tea.
674 00:51:27,212 00:51:30,591 Grandma chats with the other passengers. Grandma chats with the other passengers.
675 00:51:30,632 00:51:34,386 -Hi, there. -In Bombay, I was an internist. -Hi, there. -In Bombay, I was an internist.
676 00:51:34,428 00:51:36,763 I'm going to a convention. I'm going to a convention.
677 00:51:37,264 00:51:38,557 The plane lands. The plane lands.
678 00:51:38,599 00:51:42,644 We see chauffeurs holding signs with clients' names. We see chauffeurs holding signs with clients' names.
679 00:51:43,061 00:51:45,355 Is there a T. Jones here? Is there a T. Jones here?
680 00:51:45,397 00:51:48,400 Looking for Gonzalez. Looking for Gonzalez.
681 00:51:48,442 00:51:51,612 -What? -A boy holds a sign that says: -What? -A boy holds a sign that says:
682 00:51:51,653 00:51:54,323 -Grandma! -Jimmy! -Grandma! -Jimmy!
683 00:51:54,364 00:51:56,450 We witness a reunion. We witness a reunion.
684 00:51:56,491 00:51:58,994 -It's so nice to see you. -Grandma! -It's so nice to see you. -Grandma!
685 00:51:59,244 00:52:03,582 -How you've grown! -As does the smiling stewardess. -How you've grown! -As does the smiling stewardess.
686 00:52:03,624 00:52:07,127 -Bye, Hattie. -Tell your mom about lemon for colds. -Bye, Hattie. -Tell your mom about lemon for colds.
687 00:52:07,169 00:52:09,046 -See you in Toledo. -Bombay. -See you in Toledo. -Bombay.
688 00:52:09,087 00:52:10,214 -Caracas. -Where? -Caracas. -Where?
689 00:52:11,048 00:52:14,468 Then she sits with the adoring kids. Then she sits with the adoring kids.
690 00:52:14,510 00:52:16,762 -Warm enough? -I love you! -Warm enough? -I love you!
691 00:52:16,803 00:52:19,181 Her daughter brings her tea. Her daughter brings her tea.
692 00:52:19,223 00:52:21,683 -Here's some tea, Mom. -Hattie. -Here's some tea, Mom. -Hattie.
693 00:52:21,725 00:52:25,938 Grandma has to just hug those special kids. Grandma has to just hug those special kids.
694 00:52:25,979 00:52:28,690 -We're glad you came. -Thanks, Grandma. -We're glad you came. -Thanks, Grandma.
695 00:52:28,732 00:52:34,112 We dissolve to the Colonial plane flying into a red sunset. We dissolve to the Colonial plane flying into a red sunset.
696 00:52:34,947 00:52:36,490 And we hear: And we hear:
697 00:52:36,532 00:52:38,659 From your home... From your home...
698 00:52:38,700 00:52:40,410 ...to our home... ...to our home...
699 00:52:40,452 00:52:42,120 ...to their home. ...to their home.
700 00:52:44,122 00:52:46,333 Colonial Airlines... Colonial Airlines...
701 00:52:46,375 00:52:48,544 ...your home in the skies. ...your home in the skies.
702 00:52:58,470 00:53:00,556 Do you have anything else? Do you have anything else?
703 00:53:02,432 00:53:05,269 We like this. It's our strongest concept. We like this. It's our strongest concept.
704 00:53:23,996 00:53:26,290 Who got an airline? I did! Who got an airline? I did!
705 00:53:26,331 00:53:28,709 -I want to talk to you! -Wait. -I want to talk to you! -Wait.
706 00:53:28,959 00:53:30,627 -Who got it? -Not the grass! -Who got it? -Not the grass!
707 00:53:31,170 00:53:33,505 Don't get up. Standing ovation! Don't get up. Standing ovation!
708 00:53:33,547 00:53:38,844 -Everyone knows I got an airline. -You got it! Congratulations! -Everyone knows I got an airline. -You got it! Congratulations!
709 00:53:38,886 00:53:42,556 -Don't I get a hug? -That's a friend of mine. -Don't I get a hug? -That's a friend of mine.
710 00:53:42,598 00:53:45,434 -I deserve congratulations too. -Why? -I deserve congratulations too. -Why?
711 00:53:45,684 00:53:48,520 Remember that grant I applied for? Remember that grant I applied for?
712 00:53:48,562 00:53:51,273 They called me today, and I got it! They called me today, and I got it!
713 00:53:51,315 00:53:53,233 That's great! How much? That's great! How much?
714 00:53:53,275 00:53:56,862 Not a lot. Enough for the Gemini Theater. Not a lot. Enough for the Gemini Theater.
715 00:53:56,904 00:53:59,364 -The garage? -We'll convert it. -The garage? -We'll convert it.
716 00:53:59,406 00:54:02,367 The world needs more experimental theater. The world needs more experimental theater.
717 00:54:02,409 00:54:06,788 Let's go out. We'll celebrate with an expensive, snazzy dinner. Let's go out. We'll celebrate with an expensive, snazzy dinner.
718 00:54:07,164 00:54:09,124 I can't take long. I can't take long.
719 00:54:10,459 00:54:14,254 -You can't park on the lawn! -We're moving it. -You can't park on the lawn! -We're moving it.
720 00:54:14,296 00:54:18,342 This is a 4-wheel drive. There was no place to park! This is a 4-wheel drive. There was no place to park!
721 00:54:18,383 00:54:20,636 -Who's he? -Dean of parking. -Who's he? -Dean of parking.
722 00:54:20,677 00:54:23,764 -Who? -Dean Wood, in the speech department. -Who? -Dean Wood, in the speech department.
723 00:54:23,805 00:54:27,351 Wait. Robert, I'll call you! Wait. Robert, I'll call you!
724 00:54:27,392 00:54:29,686 -Bye-bye. -So long, Robin! -Bye-bye. -So long, Robin!
725 00:54:31,605 00:54:36,318 Welcome to our 10th Fashion Show for young lads and little misses. Welcome to our 10th Fashion Show for young lads and little misses.
726 00:54:37,027 00:54:40,280 Hey! The Campbell brothers. Hey! The Campbell brothers.
727 00:54:40,322 00:54:41,490 Here. Here.
728 00:54:41,532 00:54:43,992 Have a personal pen from Max Basner. Have a personal pen from Max Basner.
729 00:54:46,370 00:54:49,248 When this is over, come up and we'll talk. When this is over, come up and we'll talk.
730 00:54:51,542 00:54:55,546 That's Sal Mancuso. He's one of my biggest customers. That's Sal Mancuso. He's one of my biggest customers.
731 00:54:56,004 00:54:59,049 How much business has he given you? How much business has he given you?
732 00:54:59,633 00:55:01,760 His wife has been sick. His wife has been sick.
733 00:55:02,678 00:55:06,473 Looks like all your customers have sick families. Looks like all your customers have sick families.
734 00:55:06,515 00:55:09,226 Don't worry. Business will pick up. Don't worry. Business will pick up.
735 00:55:10,018 00:55:14,523 A pink dress with a Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton. A pink dress with a Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton.
736 00:55:14,565 00:55:16,316 That is super. That is super.
737 00:55:17,067 00:55:20,863 Kristen is my choice for model of the year. Kristen is my choice for model of the year.
738 00:55:21,154 00:55:25,659 -Well, it's nice to see you, Max. -Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan. -Well, it's nice to see you, Max. -Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan.
739 00:55:26,159 00:55:27,911 Turn in your samples. Turn in your samples.
740 00:55:29,454 00:55:31,874 But that's my spring line. But that's my spring line.
741 00:55:31,915 00:55:35,711 We have someone else in mind to take care of that. We have someone else in mind to take care of that.
742 00:55:36,086 00:55:39,047 We're letting you go. You're fired. We're letting you go. You're fired.
743 00:55:43,218 00:55:45,804 Item sixteen... Item sixteen...
744 00:55:45,846 00:55:50,100 ...is Adam, in poly-cotton gray flannel trousers. ...is Adam, in poly-cotton gray flannel trousers.
745 00:55:50,142 00:55:54,188 My kid's in the show. I have to go. I'll see you later. My kid's in the show. I have to go. I'll see you later.
746 00:55:54,229 00:55:57,274 We thank the kids who modeled today... We thank the kids who modeled today...
747 00:55:57,316 00:56:00,903 ...and all the kids who were forced to be here. ...and all the kids who were forced to be here.
748 00:56:04,781 00:56:09,745 Goodbye, have a grand year, and remember our motto: Goodbye, have a grand year, and remember our motto:
749 00:56:09,786 00:56:12,247 Be proud to be a salesman. Be proud to be a salesman.
750 00:57:52,055 00:57:55,559 Ah, don't ad-lib the lines. Stick to the copy. Ah, don't ad-lib the lines. Stick to the copy.
751 00:57:55,809 00:57:59,396 Enjoy the language and read the script. Enjoy the language and read the script.
752 00:57:59,438 00:58:01,064 Relax. Enjoy. Relax. Enjoy.
753 00:58:04,193 00:58:06,403 Oh, George. Oh, George.
754 00:58:11,241 00:58:14,912 They think up the commercials for marketing... They think up the commercials for marketing...
755 00:58:14,953 00:58:17,998 ...and send them to the account executives. ...and send them to the account executives.
756 00:58:18,040 00:58:22,419 This is called the bullpen. That's a baseball term. This is called the bullpen. That's a baseball term.
757 00:58:22,461 00:58:26,131 Please step over here, and we'll take a break. Please step over here, and we'll take a break.
758 00:58:27,174 00:58:30,969 I want to hear you say: "I trust your judgement." I want to hear you say: "I trust your judgement."
759 00:58:31,220 00:58:35,682 She doesn't look like a grandmother. She looks like a hooker. She doesn't look like a grandmother. She looks like a hooker.
760 00:58:35,724 00:58:38,769 -She's no hooker. -There are more grandmas. -She's no hooker. -There are more grandmas.
761 00:58:38,810 00:58:40,521 Tour coming through. Tour coming through.
762 00:58:40,771 00:58:45,067 I'm saying grandmothers are getting younger every day. I'm saying grandmothers are getting younger every day.
763 00:58:45,108 00:58:47,069 You know David Basner? You know David Basner?
764 00:58:47,110 00:58:50,364 Number two had a geriatric youthfulness. Number two had a geriatric youthfulness.
765 00:58:50,405 00:58:54,201 -I need some input. -Will you come to my office? -I need some input. -Will you come to my office?
766 00:58:54,243 00:58:57,871 Where were you? I've been waiting for you. Where were you? I've been waiting for you.
767 00:58:57,913 00:59:00,249 I got cramps from the grapes. I got cramps from the grapes.
768 00:59:00,290 00:59:02,417 It's noon, Dad. I work here. It's noon, Dad. I work here.
769 00:59:02,668 00:59:05,963 -Aren't you gonna introduce me? -No. -Aren't you gonna introduce me? -No.
770 00:59:06,004 00:59:09,550 I've been here for five years, and now you visit. I've been here for five years, and now you visit.
771 00:59:09,591 00:59:14,304 I had no coffee at home. I thought maybe you'd have some. I had no coffee at home. I thought maybe you'd have some.
772 00:59:14,346 00:59:18,225 This is something! Secretaries. Offices. This is something! Secretaries. Offices.
773 00:59:18,267 00:59:21,270 -It's a regular big deal. -What do you want? -It's a regular big deal. -What do you want?
774 00:59:21,603 00:59:22,771 Not here. Not here.
775 00:59:23,897 00:59:27,734 I got a promotion so I can have an office. I got a promotion so I can have an office.
776 00:59:27,776 00:59:30,445 -See my name? -Not here. -See my name? -Not here.
777 00:59:31,446 00:59:35,659 Can't you give me five minutes? Let's take a drive. Can't you give me five minutes? Let's take a drive.
778 00:59:39,413 00:59:44,376 -Why don't you get a normal car? -It's a jeep, Dad. I look good in it. -Why don't you get a normal car? -It's a jeep, Dad. I look good in it.
779 00:59:48,922 00:59:53,886 This goddamn car! You have to be a mountain climber to get in. This goddamn car! You have to be a mountain climber to get in.
780 00:59:58,891 01:00:01,810 -Want one? They're Honduran. -No. -Want one? They're Honduran. -No.
781 01:00:01,852 01:00:05,856 -Can't get the Cubans anymore. -No, thank you. -Can't get the Cubans anymore. -No, thank you.
782 01:00:10,986 01:00:13,322 I lost my lines. I lost my lines.
783 01:00:17,659 01:00:19,578 They fired me. They fired me.
784 01:00:44,895 01:00:46,563 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
785 01:00:47,397 01:00:50,776 I know you hate me... I know you hate me...
786 01:00:50,817 01:00:53,320 ...but you have to help me. ...but you have to help me.
787 01:01:04,540 01:01:05,791 No, you don't. No, you don't.
788 01:01:05,832 01:01:09,044 You send her from the cold to the warm. You send her from the cold to the warm.
789 01:01:09,086 01:01:12,589 That way she doesn't get pneumonia and die. That way she doesn't get pneumonia and die.
790 01:01:19,888 01:01:24,601 -We can have dinner. Macaroni. -I can't. I've got a date. -We can have dinner. Macaroni. -I can't. I've got a date.
791 01:01:24,643 01:01:27,396 I got you X-Rated action on every page: I got you X-Rated action on every page:
792 01:01:27,437 01:01:30,315 Eros, Macho, Hot and Sexy Mature Women. Eros, Macho, Hot and Sexy Mature Women.
793 01:01:32,192 01:01:36,613 You know, that's something we always had in common. You know, that's something we always had in common.
794 01:01:36,864 01:01:40,993 -Who? -My father. You. Me. -Who? -My father. You. Me.
795 01:01:41,451 01:01:44,288 We could always talk a girl into bed. We could always talk a girl into bed.
796 01:01:44,329 01:01:46,415 Glad you still can, Dad. Glad you still can, Dad.
797 01:01:46,456 01:01:48,625 -You need asparagus? -I can't. -You need asparagus? -I can't.
798 01:01:51,086 01:01:53,088 I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore.
799 01:02:07,936 01:02:10,814 You wanted that clock? I hope it'll do. You wanted that clock? I hope it'll do.
800 01:02:10,856 01:02:13,817 Flashlight. There was something else. Flashlight. There was something else.
801 01:02:13,859 01:02:16,778 -Thank you. -What is that? That's right. -Thank you. -What is that? That's right.
802 01:02:16,820 01:02:20,324 Look at that, Mom. Look, it's a dog. Look at that, Mom. Look, it's a dog.
803 01:02:21,408 01:02:24,995 -Where did you get him? -Down at the pound. -Where did you get him? -Down at the pound.
804 01:02:25,037 01:02:26,705 Does he have papers? Does he have papers?
805 01:02:26,747 01:02:30,000 He gets newspapers. He's not house-trained. He gets newspapers. He's not house-trained.
806 01:02:30,542 01:02:35,380 David, thank you. Oh, someone to love. David, thank you. Oh, someone to love.
807 01:02:36,465 01:02:38,926 -See you later. -Bye. Thanks. -See you later. -Bye. Thanks.
808 01:02:38,967 01:02:42,888 Oh, you're so sweet. Did that scare you? Oh, you're so sweet. Did that scare you?
809 01:02:43,764 01:02:48,685 Who is studying psychology? Economics? Philosophy? That's good. Who is studying psychology? Economics? Philosophy? That's good.
810 01:02:48,936 01:02:52,231 Advertising's the distillation of what we know. Advertising's the distillation of what we know.
811 01:02:52,856 01:02:57,486 Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do. I'm not writing novels. Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do. I'm not writing novels.
812 01:02:57,528 01:03:01,031 I have no manuscript. I don't want to direct. I have no manuscript. I don't want to direct.
813 01:03:01,281 01:03:05,202 I like advertising. If you like it, give it a shot. I like advertising. If you like it, give it a shot.
814 01:03:05,244 01:03:09,164 But if you choke, you could end up like Mr. Buzzword. But if you choke, you could end up like Mr. Buzzword.
815 01:03:09,206 01:03:12,501 -Isn't that right, Ted? -Thanks, David. -Isn't that right, Ted? -Thanks, David.
816 01:03:13,794 01:03:16,255 Mr. Basner loves to kid. Mr. Basner loves to kid.
817 01:03:16,672 01:03:20,551 -What's the dilemma? -What kind of chair do we use? -What's the dilemma? -What kind of chair do we use?
818 01:03:20,592 01:03:22,970 -What kind are there? -Excuse me? -What kind are there? -Excuse me?
819 01:03:23,011 01:03:24,680 -What? -Dad. -What? -Dad.
820 01:03:39,152 01:03:40,070 Come on. Come on.
821 01:03:41,154 01:03:43,866 Put it back. Put it back! Put it back. Put it back!
822 01:03:44,867 01:03:47,953 Shame on you. I'm sorry. Shame on you. I'm sorry.
823 01:03:48,537 01:03:50,080 Get in the car. Get in the car.
824 01:03:50,622 01:03:54,334 -Cubitode is a bookie. -You don't know him. -Cubitode is a bookie. -You don't know him.
825 01:03:54,376 01:03:59,256 -He's talking about kneecaps. -They don't break kneecaps for $75. -He's talking about kneecaps. -They don't break kneecaps for $75.
826 01:03:59,298 01:04:04,511 You bought your mother a car! Aren't my knees worth $75?! You bought your mother a car! Aren't my knees worth $75?!
827 01:04:04,553 01:04:07,264 Didn't we do that yesterday? Didn't we do that yesterday?
828 01:04:08,015 01:04:10,434 -What? -I need a cleaning lady. -What? -I need a cleaning lady.
829 01:04:10,475 01:04:12,561 You missed my birthday. You missed my birthday.
830 01:04:12,603 01:04:15,063 They have buses out to the track. They have buses out to the track.
831 01:04:15,314 01:04:16,899 I've got a problem. I've got a problem.
832 01:04:17,399 01:04:21,403 -The dog wants to say hi. -I know it's 2 am. -The dog wants to say hi. -I know it's 2 am.
833 01:04:21,445 01:04:25,240 Mom, the AA helps alcoholics. You need AAA. Mom, the AA helps alcoholics. You need AAA.
834 01:04:25,657 01:04:28,035 I'm sorry I bothered you. I'm sorry I bothered you.
835 01:04:28,076 01:04:31,163 I'm the father he's ashamed of. I'm the father he's ashamed of.
836 01:04:31,205 01:04:35,626 -Father's on 7, mother's on 8. -I was in a meeting! -Father's on 7, mother's on 8. -I was in a meeting!
837 01:04:35,667 01:04:37,794 Don't put me on hold. Don't put me on hold.
838 01:04:37,836 01:04:40,964 I knew him before he had conferences! I knew him before he had conferences!
839 01:04:41,006 01:04:43,258 -Your mother again. -That's it. -Your mother again. -That's it.
840 01:04:43,509 01:04:45,052 -I can't. -Dad on 4. -I can't. -Dad on 4.
841 01:04:45,093 01:04:48,222 -I'm your mother. -I'll go as soon as I can! -I'm your mother. -I'll go as soon as I can!
842 01:04:48,263 01:04:50,849 You just called an hour ago! You just called an hour ago!
843 01:05:02,986 01:05:05,948 -Who is it? -David, come on, open up. -Who is it? -David, come on, open up.
844 01:05:05,989 01:05:08,492 -They're driving me crazy. -Who? -They're driving me crazy. -Who?
845 01:05:08,534 01:05:10,327 My folks. Can I come in? My folks. Can I come in?
846 01:05:10,369 01:05:12,913 -It's midnight. -Please. I know. -It's midnight. -Please. I know.
847 01:05:12,955 01:05:14,581 They're driving me crazy! They're driving me crazy!
848 01:05:18,502 01:05:21,880 -This better be-- -Everything is coming true. -This better be-- -Everything is coming true.
849 01:05:21,922 01:05:25,717 -Have we been drinking? -Just a little, not too much. -Have we been drinking? -Just a little, not too much.
850 01:05:25,759 01:05:29,221 It's "get my dry cleaning, help with groceries... It's "get my dry cleaning, help with groceries...
851 01:05:29,263 01:05:34,059 ...I can't drive, take me here, David. David, David, David." ...I can't drive, take me here, David. David, David, David."
852 01:05:34,101 01:05:36,478 It's affecting my work, Donna. It's affecting my work, Donna.
853 01:05:36,520 01:05:39,439 I feel like a Swedish au pair boy. I feel like a Swedish au pair boy.
854 01:05:39,481 01:05:40,566 I got Mom a dog. I got Mom a dog.
855 01:05:40,816 01:05:44,361 -Donna? Sweetheart? -Just a minute. -Donna? Sweetheart? -Just a minute.
856 01:05:45,654 01:05:48,782 David, I'm not alone. David, I'm not alone.
857 01:05:50,659 01:05:52,494 Sit here and stay calm. Sit here and stay calm.
858 01:05:52,536 01:05:54,246 Stay. Stay.
859 01:05:55,789 01:05:57,291 Stay! Stay!
860 01:06:02,504 01:06:06,592 What's happening? I heard drumming. What's happening? I heard drumming.
861 01:06:06,633 01:06:09,761 -An old friend is having a problem. -Now? -An old friend is having a problem. -Now?
862 01:06:10,012 01:06:13,682 -His parents have split up. -Well, how old is he? -His parents have split up. -Well, how old is he?
863 01:06:15,100 01:06:16,476 He needs to talk. He needs to talk.
864 01:06:16,894 01:06:20,105 I apologize for barging in like this. I apologize for barging in like this.
865 01:06:20,147 01:06:22,733 I'm sorry. I won't be long. I'm sorry. I won't be long.
866 01:06:22,774 01:06:26,528 -He's drunk. -I just had a couple scotches. -He's drunk. -I just had a couple scotches.
867 01:06:26,570 01:06:29,114 I know you! We met! I know you! We met!
868 01:06:29,156 01:06:31,617 You're in Psychology. Roland-- You're in Psychology. Roland--
869 01:06:31,658 01:06:35,662 -Robert! -Robert, you're naked. -Robert! -Robert, you're naked.
870 01:06:35,704 01:06:37,998 I came at a real bad time! I came at a real bad time!
871 01:06:38,248 01:06:41,084 -You know what she likes? -David! -You know what she likes? -David!
872 01:06:41,126 01:06:44,087 -I'll kill you! -I'm talking with Robert! -I'll kill you! -I'm talking with Robert!
873 01:06:45,339 01:06:50,385 We were like this in high school. Sometimes like this. We were like this in high school. Sometimes like this.
874 01:06:50,427 01:06:53,055 We used to go steady. I like her. We used to go steady. I like her.
875 01:06:53,096 01:06:56,725 She's got a lot of energy. Her middle name is Mildred. She's got a lot of energy. Her middle name is Mildred.
876 01:06:57,392 01:07:01,396 -Donna Mildred Martin! -David, I will use this weapon! -Donna Mildred Martin! -David, I will use this weapon!
877 01:07:01,438 01:07:06,193 I'm talking about the nervous breakdown caused by my parents! I'm talking about the nervous breakdown caused by my parents!
878 01:07:06,235 01:07:11,073 -Remember my angry voice? -I'm an only child. Their breakup.... -Remember my angry voice? -I'm an only child. Their breakup....
879 01:07:11,114 01:07:14,868 -Get out! Get out! -I mean, they don't-- -Get out! Get out! -I mean, they don't--
880 01:07:14,910 01:07:16,537 Wait, don't get up! Wait, don't get up!
881 01:07:16,578 01:07:21,166 -She'll put you back in the mood. -That is not fair! -She'll put you back in the mood. -That is not fair!
882 01:07:21,458 01:07:24,294 Your friend has unresolved conflicts. Your friend has unresolved conflicts.
883 01:07:24,336 01:07:28,966 Don't give me that psychoanalytic bullshit, please. Don't give me that psychoanalytic bullshit, please.
884 01:07:29,007 01:07:33,345 My life's endeavors are bullshit? Glad this came up. I should go. My life's endeavors are bullshit? Glad this came up. I should go.
885 01:07:33,595 01:07:37,099 No, don't go, please. I'm sorry. No, don't go, please. I'm sorry.
886 01:07:41,270 01:07:43,647 Just give me a minute with him. Just give me a minute with him.
887 01:07:47,734 01:07:50,362 Just a minute, promise. Just a minute, promise.
888 01:07:54,324 01:07:55,784 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
889 01:07:57,828 01:08:02,082 You've still got it. Where are these kids, huh? You've still got it. Where are these kids, huh?
890 01:08:02,124 01:08:06,545 David Basner, the swim team, junior class treasurer... David Basner, the swim team, junior class treasurer...
891 01:08:06,795 01:08:10,757 ...and Donna Martin, drama club. Emily, Our Town. ...and Donna Martin, drama club. Emily, Our Town.
892 01:08:10,799 01:08:12,968 Maria, West Side Story. Maria, West Side Story.
893 01:08:13,218 01:08:16,513 Golden high school moments. Fabulous. Golden high school moments. Fabulous.
894 01:08:16,555 01:08:19,057 I'd like to talk about tonight. I'd like to talk about tonight.
895 01:08:19,308 01:08:22,978 -Did you hear me? -I can't think of you with another. -Did you hear me? -I can't think of you with another.
896 01:08:23,228 01:08:25,856 You never ask. You never ask.
897 01:08:25,898 01:08:29,443 I'm sorry, but we can't do this anymore. I'm sorry, but we can't do this anymore.
898 01:08:29,484 01:08:32,613 Who am I gonna talk to? You're my pal. Who am I gonna talk to? You're my pal.
899 01:08:32,654 01:08:34,823 I don't want to be that. I don't want to be that.
900 01:08:35,073 01:08:38,618 I want to move on. I want a relationship. I want to move on. I want a relationship.
901 01:08:38,660 01:08:42,038 -Robert? -With Robert, or someone else-- -Robert? -With Robert, or someone else--
902 01:08:42,080 01:08:43,999 You change your hair? You change your hair?
903 01:08:44,041 01:08:46,292 -Something is different. -No. -Something is different. -No.
904 01:08:46,335 01:08:48,295 Is the bathrobe new? Is the bathrobe new?
905 01:08:48,545 01:08:52,006 -It's old. You've seen it before. -No, I haven't. -It's old. You've seen it before. -No, I haven't.
906 01:08:52,049 01:08:55,301 -You wore it! -I wore the pink one. -You wore it! -I wore the pink one.
907 01:08:55,344 01:08:56,678 This is pink. This is pink.
908 01:09:00,140 01:09:02,184 You looked great in it. You looked great in it.
909 01:09:02,225 01:09:04,228 Well, let me try it on. Well, let me try it on.
910 01:09:05,729 01:09:08,524 -I want to see if it fits. -Listen! -I want to see if it fits. -Listen!
911 01:09:08,564 01:09:13,319 I won't be your emotional pit stop anymore. I won't be your emotional pit stop anymore.
912 01:09:13,569 01:09:17,157 An emotional pit stop, you won't be that anymore. An emotional pit stop, you won't be that anymore.
913 01:09:17,198 01:09:21,370 An "emotional pit stop." That's beautiful! An "emotional pit stop." That's beautiful!
914 01:09:21,411 01:09:25,040 Did Robert tell you this kind of term? Did Robert tell you this kind of term?
915 01:09:25,082 01:09:30,796 Like check under the hood, and examine my heart and mental attitude? Like check under the hood, and examine my heart and mental attitude?
916 01:09:30,837 01:09:34,758 And how I'm doing? How secure I feel, and all that? And how I'm doing? How secure I feel, and all that?
917 01:09:34,800 01:09:38,554 It's lovely. That's psychology, isn't it? It's lovely. That's psychology, isn't it?
918 01:09:38,595 01:09:41,390 "Psychoanalytical bullshit"... "Psychoanalytical bullshit"...
919 01:09:41,430 01:09:46,687 ...I think you described it. ...I think you described it.
920 01:09:47,062 01:09:51,066 I'll remember that. Does Robert wear the robe? I'll remember that. Does Robert wear the robe?
921 01:09:53,068 01:09:55,696 Go home, David. Go home, David.
922 01:12:32,769 01:12:35,647 I just can't drive. I can get around okay. I just can't drive. I can get around okay.
923 01:12:35,898 01:12:40,235 -You read the racing form like this. -I like the charts. -You read the racing form like this. -I like the charts.
924 01:12:40,277 01:12:43,488 It's giving you ink stains on your eyeballs. It's giving you ink stains on your eyeballs.
925 01:12:43,530 01:12:47,034 -So let's go. -All right. -So let's go. -All right.
926 01:12:47,284 01:12:50,204 I'll go up, but I'm going up alone. I'll go up, but I'm going up alone.
927 01:12:50,454 01:12:54,041 Now, you're in a loading zone. Get going. Now, you're in a loading zone. Get going.
928 01:12:54,082 01:12:57,085 You were to see a doctor, and you didn't. You were to see a doctor, and you didn't.
929 01:12:57,127 01:12:59,546 I want to make sure. I want to make sure.
930 01:12:59,588 01:13:02,382 Don't, David. Don't embarrass me. Don't, David. Don't embarrass me.
931 01:13:02,424 01:13:07,262 They'll think I can't take care of myself. They'll think I can't take care of myself.
932 01:13:07,304 01:13:10,432 -I wanna know what the doctor says. -Certainly. -I wanna know what the doctor says. -Certainly.
933 01:13:10,807 01:13:12,559 Call me. Call me.
934 01:13:12,601 01:13:14,520 -All right. -Call me. -All right. -Call me.
935 01:13:21,443 01:13:24,655 Wait a minute! I had this thing timed. Wait a minute! I had this thing timed.
936 01:13:24,696 01:13:28,575 The bridge is up, I couldn't go. Whoa, wait! The bridge is up, I couldn't go. Whoa, wait!
937 01:13:28,617 01:13:30,536 Give me the ticket. Give me the ticket.
938 01:13:30,577 01:13:33,997 I bet you're upset you didn't get to tow it. I bet you're upset you didn't get to tow it.
939 01:13:34,039 01:13:36,625 That would have made your day. That would have made your day.
940 01:13:51,306 01:13:54,184 I'd rather sleep in my own bed. I'd rather sleep in my own bed.
941 01:13:54,226 01:13:57,688 I don't have a change of clothes. I don't have a change of clothes.
942 01:13:57,729 01:14:00,148 Are you worried about tomorrow? Are you worried about tomorrow?
943 01:14:00,399 01:14:05,237 We've shot a lot of commercials. We could do it blindfolded. We've shot a lot of commercials. We could do it blindfolded.
944 01:14:05,737 01:14:08,115 As a matter of fact... As a matter of fact...
945 01:14:08,156 01:14:12,619 ...why don't we actually shoot this commercial... ...why don't we actually shoot this commercial...
946 01:14:12,661 01:14:15,414 ...with the director blindfolded? ...with the director blindfolded?
947 01:14:17,291 01:14:21,378 This is a joke. This is a joke, Cheryl Ann. This is a joke. This is a joke, Cheryl Ann.
948 01:14:21,420 01:14:24,006 I'm making a joke. I'm making a joke.
949 01:14:24,047 01:14:25,382 You're cute. You're cute.
950 01:14:28,010 01:14:30,179 Get some sleep. Get some sleep.
951 01:14:41,899 01:14:43,650 Hello? Hello?
952 01:14:43,692 01:14:46,028 Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on? Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on?
953 01:15:04,505 01:15:07,716 Three beers and 10 air balls. Three beers and 10 air balls.
954 01:15:08,759 01:15:10,302 Thanks for calling. Thanks for calling.
955 01:15:13,013 01:15:17,392 -You've got very nice moves. -Thank you. -You've got very nice moves. -Thank you.
956 01:15:17,434 01:15:19,520 I played for St. Mary's. I played for St. Mary's.
957 01:15:20,145 01:15:21,480 Shoot! Shoot!
958 01:15:23,482 01:15:25,108 I missed. I missed.
959 01:15:27,611 01:15:30,239 -What's the score? -You're up by two. -What's the score? -You're up by two.
960 01:15:30,697 01:15:33,158 -Hi, David. -Hi, Mom. -Hi, David. -Hi, Mom.
961 01:15:34,493 01:15:36,245 This is my son. This is my son.
962 01:15:36,620 01:15:40,457 You told me you come here, that the people are nice. You told me you come here, that the people are nice.
963 01:15:40,499 01:15:44,336 Put on your shoes, and come out of the cage. Put on your shoes, and come out of the cage.
964 01:15:44,378 01:15:46,839 Who says that to their mother? Who says that to their mother?
965 01:15:46,880 01:15:49,800 -Thank you, Mr. Wellington. -Lloyd. -Thank you, Mr. Wellington. -Lloyd.
966 01:15:54,596 01:15:58,267 -I went on a date tonight. -With Lloyd? -I went on a date tonight. -With Lloyd?
967 01:15:58,308 01:16:01,061 He's just a friend. I am so thirsty. He's just a friend. I am so thirsty.
968 01:16:01,311 01:16:05,649 -I'll buy you a drink. -Lloyd drooled on your shoes. -I'll buy you a drink. -Lloyd drooled on your shoes.
969 01:16:08,819 01:16:10,779 I went out on a date... I went out on a date...
970 01:16:10,821 01:16:15,284 ...with a pediatrician I met in yoga class... ...with a pediatrician I met in yoga class...
971 01:16:15,325 01:16:17,160 ...Dr. Bedsole. ...Dr. Bedsole.
972 01:16:17,202 01:16:20,873 We had a wonderful time. We had a wonderful time.
973 01:16:21,832 01:16:26,003 We went to a movie and had some sushi. It was a great time. We went to a movie and had some sushi. It was a great time.
974 01:16:26,253 01:16:27,796 Sounds great. Sounds great.
975 01:16:27,838 01:16:32,009 So why were you crying and looking for me? So why were you crying and looking for me?
976 01:16:35,846 01:16:37,472 Ed Bedsole... Ed Bedsole...
977 01:16:38,932 01:16:41,101 ...kissed me... ...kissed me...
978 01:16:44,563 01:16:46,356 ...and I got scared. ...and I got scared.
979 01:16:47,191 01:16:49,318 Why should that scare you? Why should that scare you?
980 01:16:49,359 01:16:51,904 I just didn't know how to respond. I just didn't know how to respond.
981 01:16:52,779 01:16:56,909 I didn't know if I liked it or hated it. I didn't know if I liked it or hated it.
982 01:16:56,950 01:16:59,453 No one's done that in a long time. No one's done that in a long time.
983 01:16:59,703 01:17:03,832 Your father hasn't kissed me for years. Nothing. Your father hasn't kissed me for years. Nothing.
984 01:17:03,874 01:17:08,337 For 30 years there was nothing. No love, no passion. Nothing. For 30 years there was nothing. No love, no passion. Nothing.
985 01:17:08,921 01:17:12,257 He never left. He was always there. He never left. He was always there.
986 01:17:13,717 01:17:17,012 To eat. And sleep. And go to the toilet. To eat. And sleep. And go to the toilet.
987 01:17:20,474 01:17:24,144 He cheated on me. Everyone knew that. He cheated on me. Everyone knew that.
988 01:17:26,104 01:17:28,524 He humiliated me. Do you know that? He humiliated me. Do you know that?
989 01:17:32,361 01:17:35,864 You never said anything. Why didn't you tell me? You never said anything. Why didn't you tell me?
990 01:17:35,906 01:17:38,617 You were just a little boy. You were just a little boy.
991 01:17:39,034 01:17:43,163 You said your funny things, and ran out of the house. You said your funny things, and ran out of the house.
992 01:17:44,665 01:17:47,334 Then, when you moved away... Then, when you moved away...
993 01:17:47,376 01:17:49,711 ...you didn't come around much. ...you didn't come around much.
994 01:17:49,753 01:17:55,092 Christmas, and flowers on my birthday. Christmas, and flowers on my birthday.
995 01:17:55,425 01:17:59,346 -Coral-pink roses. -And a Mother's Day call. -Coral-pink roses. -And a Mother's Day call.
996 01:17:59,388 01:18:01,932 Once from Hawaii. Once from Hawaii.
997 01:18:06,728 01:18:08,605 Well, I'm here now. Well, I'm here now.
998 01:18:11,066 01:18:13,527 I know you're here now. I know you're here now.
999 01:18:13,569 01:18:17,739 I have a chance to talk about this, but I am embarrassed. I have a chance to talk about this, but I am embarrassed.
1000 01:18:20,158 01:18:22,828 A mother shouldn't say this to her son. A mother shouldn't say this to her son.
1001 01:18:29,626 01:18:32,462 I wish I'd been a better mother, David. I wish I'd been a better mother, David.
1002 01:18:33,046 01:18:35,090 -You did fine. -No. -You did fine. -No.
1003 01:18:35,632 01:18:37,968 I wanted to do better. I wanted to do better.
1004 01:18:39,803 01:18:41,930 I didn't even do fine. I didn't even do fine.
1005 01:18:42,848 01:18:45,475 I wanted to do more for you. I wanted to do more for you.
1006 01:18:46,852 01:18:49,479 I'm going to the ladies' room. I'm going to the ladies' room.
1007 01:18:58,947 01:19:02,201 Are you crazy? It's four in the morning. Are you crazy? It's four in the morning.
1008 01:19:02,242 01:19:05,621 You just tell me. What did you do to her? You just tell me. What did you do to her?
1009 01:19:05,662 01:19:08,540 -To who? -Mom's afraid of other men. -To who? -Mom's afraid of other men.
1010 01:19:08,582 01:19:10,667 What the hell did you do? What the hell did you do?
1011 01:19:10,709 01:19:13,754 I gave her a name. That's what I did. I gave her a name. That's what I did.
1012 01:19:13,795 01:19:15,422 I gave her a son. I gave her a son.
1013 01:19:15,464 01:19:18,634 I gave her food and clothes for 36 years. I gave her food and clothes for 36 years.
1014 01:19:18,675 01:19:22,638 -I did pretty good. -Did you ever say you loved her? -I did pretty good. -Did you ever say you loved her?
1015 01:19:22,679 01:19:26,475 That's none of your goddamn business! That's none of your goddamn business!
1016 01:19:29,269 01:19:31,688 Yeah, it is my business. Yeah, it is my business.
1017 01:19:31,730 01:19:35,776 You cheated on my mom. Then you made her feel dirty. You cheated on my mom. Then you made her feel dirty.
1018 01:19:36,068 01:19:39,363 You have no right to talk to me like that. You have no right to talk to me like that.
1019 01:19:39,404 01:19:42,783 That's between your mother and me, not you. That's between your mother and me, not you.
1020 01:19:42,824 01:19:46,745 I grew up in this house! You kicked my ass for years! I grew up in this house! You kicked my ass for years!
1021 01:19:46,787 01:19:48,956 Now you're doing pretty good. Now you're doing pretty good.
1022 01:19:48,997 01:19:52,835 You got a jeep, money, and you're boffing everything. You got a jeep, money, and you're boffing everything.
1023 01:19:52,876 01:19:55,003 I did something right. I did something right.
1024 01:19:55,045 01:19:59,883 Now that I'm an adult you approve? You never did when I was a kid! Now that I'm an adult you approve? You never did when I was a kid!
1025 01:20:00,133 01:20:04,847 I never knew what you were saying! You were a moody little shit! I never knew what you were saying! You were a moody little shit!
1026 01:20:04,888 01:20:09,101 Whenever I took a pee, you'd have a seahorse funeral! Whenever I took a pee, you'd have a seahorse funeral!
1027 01:20:12,062 01:20:15,566 Why don't you get the hell out of here? Why don't you get the hell out of here?
1028 01:20:15,816 01:20:19,194 Tell me what you did to my mother. Tell me what you did to my mother.
1029 01:20:24,366 01:20:27,870 You want to know, so I'll tell you. You want to know, so I'll tell you.
1030 01:20:27,911 01:20:30,789 From the first night on our honeymoon... From the first night on our honeymoon...
1031 01:20:30,831 01:20:34,042 ...she laid there like a wet rag. ...she laid there like a wet rag.
1032 01:20:34,084 01:20:37,254 She was frigid, David. Your mother was frigid. She was frigid, David. Your mother was frigid.
1033 01:20:38,088 01:20:41,592 -She wouldn't do what I asked of her. -She didn't know. -She wouldn't do what I asked of her. -She didn't know.
1034 01:20:41,842 01:20:44,970 Just out of Catholic school, it repulsed her! Just out of Catholic school, it repulsed her!
1035 01:20:45,262 01:20:49,558 When you go to bed-- When you go to bed, you want to have fun. When you go to bed-- When you go to bed, you want to have fun.
1036 01:20:50,392 01:20:54,605 I was her husband, goddamn it! I wanted some pleasure! I was her husband, goddamn it! I wanted some pleasure!
1037 01:20:55,981 01:20:58,984 So I went out and got it someplace else. So I went out and got it someplace else.
1038 01:21:00,027 01:21:02,487 Yeah, of course you did. Yeah, of course you did.
1039 01:21:02,738 01:21:05,032 Your best friend is your dick! Your best friend is your dick!
1040 01:21:05,073 01:21:07,951 And where did I learn that? And where did I learn that?
1041 01:21:07,993 01:21:11,747 Great! Us four will go out to lunch someday! Great! Us four will go out to lunch someday!
1042 01:21:14,041 01:21:18,045 You ran around and acted like this was a boarding house! You ran around and acted like this was a boarding house!
1043 01:21:18,295 01:21:21,089 I grew up in a boarding house, Dad! I grew up in a boarding house, Dad!
1044 01:21:21,131 01:21:24,718 Thank you. I found out what you did to us. Thank you. I found out what you did to us.
1045 01:21:24,760 01:21:28,138 Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
1046 01:21:28,180 01:21:30,098 It was very tough... It was very tough...
1047 01:21:30,140 01:21:33,227 ...all of those dreadful things I did. ...all of those dreadful things I did.
1048 01:21:33,268 01:21:37,481 That's how I was brought up. And I did the best I could! That's how I was brought up. And I did the best I could!
1049 01:21:37,523 01:21:41,026 Tomorrow I'm doing a commercial with a family... Tomorrow I'm doing a commercial with a family...
1050 01:21:41,276 01:21:42,861 ...that loves each other. ...that loves each other.
1051 01:21:43,570 01:21:45,322 I'm faking it. I'm faking it.
1052 01:21:52,162 01:21:54,998 I'm Michelle Wilson. Call me Mishi. I'm Michelle Wilson. Call me Mishi.
1053 01:21:55,040 01:21:58,418 Often we have problems with our monitors. Often we have problems with our monitors.
1054 01:21:58,460 01:22:00,838 See that bouncing black bar? See that bouncing black bar?
1055 01:22:01,088 01:22:04,758 It helps when you go like that. It disappears. It helps when you go like that. It disappears.
1056 01:22:04,800 01:22:07,010 Not like that. Up and down. Not like that. Up and down.
1057 01:22:07,052 01:22:09,805 -Ready? -Can't we watch there? -Ready? -Can't we watch there?
1058 01:22:09,847 01:22:13,016 -Sure. -Quiet, please. -Sure. -Quiet, please.
1059 01:22:13,058 01:22:14,810 We're rolling. We're rolling.
1060 01:22:14,852 01:22:17,855 -Colonial Airlines, 4-8, take 1. -Mark. -Colonial Airlines, 4-8, take 1. -Mark.
1061 01:22:17,896 01:22:19,815 Snow, Bernie. Snow, Bernie.
1062 01:22:19,857 01:22:22,317 And...action! And...action!
1063 01:22:22,359 01:22:24,653 We pull back on a cold day. We pull back on a cold day.
1064 01:22:24,695 01:22:27,781 We see Grandma by the hearth... We see Grandma by the hearth...
1065 01:22:27,823 01:22:30,200 ...and the phone rings. ...and the phone rings.
1066 01:22:31,118 01:22:33,120 Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
1067 01:22:33,370 01:22:35,956 Cut?! Did you say cut? Cut?! Did you say cut?
1068 01:22:35,998 01:22:40,043 I'm the director! Only I say "action" and "cut." I'm the director! Only I say "action" and "cut."
1069 01:22:40,085 01:22:42,212 Learn to say "action"... Learn to say "action"...
1070 01:22:42,254 01:22:44,339 ...since you know "cut." ...since you know "cut."
1071 01:22:44,381 01:22:46,008 Do you hear me? Do you hear me?
1072 01:22:48,844 01:22:50,846 What will we do? She's drunk. What will we do? She's drunk.
1073 01:22:51,096 01:22:53,265 I know. Roger? I know. Roger?
1074 01:22:54,224 01:22:57,895 -You already did a drunk-driving spot. -Yeah. -You already did a drunk-driving spot. -Yeah.
1075 01:22:57,936 01:22:59,646 A little casting tip: A little casting tip:
1076 01:22:59,688 01:23:02,274 Next time, hire a sober actress. Next time, hire a sober actress.
1077 01:23:02,316 01:23:04,193 Not next to the clients. Not next to the clients.
1078 01:23:04,234 01:23:06,904 You don't need a bullhorn! You don't need a bullhorn!
1079 01:23:06,945 01:23:08,572 She's hard of hearing. She's hard of hearing.
1080 01:23:08,614 01:23:11,783 Drunk and deaf? How'd she know to show up? Drunk and deaf? How'd she know to show up?
1081 01:23:12,034 01:23:14,161 I did not hire this actress. I did not hire this actress.
1082 01:23:14,203 01:23:15,913 Don't be so testy. Don't be so testy.
1083 01:23:15,954 01:23:18,498 This is the face that they want. This is the face that they want.
1084 01:23:18,540 01:23:21,919 -So we will make it work. -Yes, yes, we will. -So we will make it work. -Yes, yes, we will.
1085 01:23:21,960 01:23:24,046 Pour coffee down-- Whatever. Pour coffee down-- Whatever.
1086 01:23:24,630 01:23:27,007 -Get me some coffee. -Yes, sir. -Get me some coffee. -Yes, sir.
1087 01:23:27,049 01:23:28,550 Do we have decaf? Do we have decaf?
1088 01:23:28,592 01:23:31,553 This snow is too thick. Practice, Bernie. This snow is too thick. Practice, Bernie.
1089 01:23:31,595 01:23:36,266 -My father wants to have lunch. -I don't have time for lunch. -My father wants to have lunch. -I don't have time for lunch.
1090 01:23:36,308 01:23:39,102 Bernie, can we make actual flakes? Bernie, can we make actual flakes?
1091 01:23:39,144 01:23:43,023 Just a little problem. The cup was wet and it slipped. Just a little problem. The cup was wet and it slipped.
1092 01:23:43,273 01:23:46,318 She's so sweet. We'll give her a break. She's so sweet. We'll give her a break.
1093 01:23:46,360 01:23:50,197 I want to show you the other stage now. I want to show you the other stage now.
1094 01:23:50,239 01:23:52,908 What are you doing? Get out of here. What are you doing? Get out of here.
1095 01:23:54,368 01:23:57,454 Where's the kid? He's still in school? Where's the kid? He's still in school?
1096 01:23:57,496 01:24:00,165 You can step out while they set up. You can step out while they set up.
1097 01:24:00,916 01:24:04,545 -What's this? -A housecat. You want it more exotic? -What's this? -A housecat. You want it more exotic?
1098 01:24:04,586 01:24:07,965 -Where did we get a cat? -Roger said get a cat. -Where did we get a cat? -Roger said get a cat.
1099 01:24:08,006 01:24:11,093 Lose the cat. Roger! Get it out of here! Lose the cat. Roger! Get it out of here!
1100 01:24:11,134 01:24:15,222 -A cat? -She could say goodbye to the cat. -A cat? -She could say goodbye to the cat.
1101 01:24:15,264 01:24:17,641 -Oh. That's a good idea. -Yeah. -Oh. That's a good idea. -Yeah.
1102 01:24:17,683 01:24:20,060 Let's do one about a grandma... Let's do one about a grandma...
1103 01:24:20,102 01:24:22,980 ...who abandons a cat in winter... ...who abandons a cat in winter...
1104 01:24:23,021 01:24:25,816 ...so she can romp with her grandkids! ...so she can romp with her grandkids!
1105 01:24:26,066 01:24:30,779 We can show the cat trying to claw its way out to get food! We can show the cat trying to claw its way out to get food!
1106 01:24:30,821 01:24:34,074 Are there more animals... Are there more animals...
1107 01:24:34,116 01:24:36,743 ...that Grandma can torture? ...that Grandma can torture?
1108 01:24:36,785 01:24:39,288 Maybe put a squirrel in the fire? Maybe put a squirrel in the fire?
1109 01:24:39,538 01:24:42,457 Do we want to work in advertising? No! Do we want to work in advertising? No!
1110 01:24:42,708 01:24:46,086 -What're you looking at? -Go smash this. -What're you looking at? -Go smash this.
1111 01:24:46,128 01:24:49,715 -Let's take a break. -We haven't had too many! -Let's take a break. -We haven't had too many!
1112 01:24:49,756 01:24:52,843 -What are these people-- -Just relax! -What are these people-- -Just relax!
1113 01:24:52,885 01:24:56,180 Come on! It's me! Come on! Come on! It's me! Come on!
1114 01:24:59,516 01:25:03,604 Why don't you just go home, huh? Why don't you just go home, huh?
1115 01:25:03,645 01:25:07,399 -What's the problem? -I'm sorry. I had a bad night. -What's the problem? -I'm sorry. I had a bad night.
1116 01:25:07,649 01:25:08,692 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1117 01:25:09,026 01:25:12,654 -You laying some bad pipe? -It's nothing like that. -You laying some bad pipe? -It's nothing like that.
1118 01:25:13,363 01:25:14,823 My old man. My old man.
1119 01:25:15,449 01:25:18,327 I don't talk to mine, so I don't know. I don't talk to mine, so I don't know.
1120 01:25:19,786 01:25:23,832 Do you remember when we worked in the mailroom? Do you remember when we worked in the mailroom?
1121 01:25:24,416 01:25:29,254 We found out that we were fired, so we shredded the mail. We found out that we were fired, so we shredded the mail.
1122 01:25:29,505 01:25:32,090 Look at us now, huh? Look at us now, huh?
1123 01:25:32,132 01:25:35,260 These people actually think we know our job. These people actually think we know our job.
1124 01:25:35,302 01:25:38,263 It's a laugh. Isn't it? It's a laugh. Isn't it?
1125 01:25:39,640 01:25:43,519 Come on, we said we'd do it as long as it was fun. Come on, we said we'd do it as long as it was fun.
1126 01:25:44,269 01:25:47,564 Why don't you go home, go to Lincoln Park? Why don't you go home, go to Lincoln Park?
1127 01:25:47,606 01:25:52,152 Let me take care of things. It's just a commercial. Let me take care of things. It's just a commercial.
1128 01:25:57,157 01:25:59,326 Let me see those eyes. Let me see those eyes.
1129 01:25:59,368 01:26:01,078 Right. All right. Right. All right.
1130 01:26:22,975 01:26:24,101 Coffee? Coffee?
1131 01:26:24,142 01:26:26,562 -Sorry. -Just keep an eye on things. -Sorry. -Just keep an eye on things.
1132 01:26:26,603 01:26:28,814 -Is he coming back? -I don't know. -Is he coming back? -I don't know.
1133 01:26:31,233 01:26:33,735 He told me to keep an eye on things. He told me to keep an eye on things.
1134 01:26:36,154 01:26:39,533 -Ms. Wayne wants the-- -The copy. I know. -Ms. Wayne wants the-- -The copy. I know.
1135 01:26:39,575 01:26:42,035 You don't make jokes anymore. You don't make jokes anymore.
1136 01:26:42,077 01:26:43,829 You liked those jokes? You liked those jokes?
1137 01:26:43,871 01:26:46,248 Yeah. Yeah.
1138 01:26:46,290 01:26:47,958 So did I. So did I.
1139 01:27:24,244 01:27:25,871 Hey, Dad? Hey, Dad?
1140 01:27:28,540 01:27:29,583 Dad? Dad?
1141 01:27:35,214 01:27:37,174 Come on, Dad.... Come on, Dad....
1142 01:27:39,343 01:27:43,889 All right. I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry.
1143 01:27:44,139 01:27:47,643 I called all week. I'm tired of you hanging up. I called all week. I'm tired of you hanging up.
1144 01:27:47,684 01:27:49,686 I bought some groceries, Dad. I bought some groceries, Dad.
1145 01:27:50,062 01:27:53,023 Mom is sitting like a zombie... Mom is sitting like a zombie...
1146 01:27:53,065 01:27:55,108 ...recovering from her date. ...recovering from her date.
1147 01:27:55,150 01:27:57,736 I don't know what you're doing in there. I don't know what you're doing in there.
1148 01:27:58,320 01:28:00,280 Let me take you out, huh? Let me take you out, huh?
1149 01:28:00,322 01:28:04,117 You pick the place. We'll listen to music. You pick the place. We'll listen to music.
1150 01:28:04,159 01:28:06,161 That's jazz, right? Jazz music? That's jazz, right? Jazz music?
1151 01:28:07,871 01:28:10,165 Come on! Come on!
1152 01:28:51,790 01:28:54,293 Doesn't that do something to you? Doesn't that do something to you?
1153 01:28:54,334 01:28:57,379 -Doesn't that do something to you? -No. -Doesn't that do something to you? -No.
1154 01:28:58,088 01:29:02,759 -Can we go? It's four in the morning. -What four in the morning? -Can we go? It's four in the morning. -What four in the morning?
1155 01:29:05,762 01:29:08,307 Where are your new glasses? Where are your new glasses?
1156 01:29:08,348 01:29:10,267 I lost my slipper someplace. I lost my slipper someplace.
1157 01:29:10,893 01:29:14,188 Dad? Where are your new glasses? Dad? Where are your new glasses?
1158 01:29:14,229 01:29:17,900 They're being fixed. They didn't fit right. They're being fixed. They didn't fit right.
1159 01:29:17,941 01:29:20,360 ...that's about it for tonight. ...that's about it for tonight.
1160 01:29:20,402 01:29:23,363 Wait a minute, Conrad. One more time. Wait a minute, Conrad. One more time.
1161 01:29:23,405 01:29:25,365 Max, give us a break. Max, give us a break.
1162 01:29:25,407 01:29:27,951 I haven't even drank my minimum. I haven't even drank my minimum.
1163 01:29:27,993 01:29:30,245 All right, one more time. All right, one more time.
1164 01:29:30,495 01:29:33,415 "When the Saints." One, two, one. "When the Saints." One, two, one.
1165 01:29:41,924 01:29:43,842 You didn't go in. You didn't go in.
1166 01:29:45,260 01:29:48,472 You didn't go in to see the doctor, did you? You didn't go in to see the doctor, did you?
1167 01:29:51,058 01:29:55,312 I'll get your goddamn slipper. Then I'm taking you home. I'll get your goddamn slipper. Then I'm taking you home.
1168 01:30:27,970 01:30:30,597 I'm not staying in this lousy hospital! I'm not staying in this lousy hospital!
1169 01:30:30,848 01:30:33,976 I'm feeling fine! I'm going home! I'm feeling fine! I'm going home!
1170 01:30:34,017 01:30:37,604 Let me out of this chair! Let me out of this chair! Let me out of this chair! Let me out of this chair!
1171 01:30:37,646 01:30:39,606 Let me out of this thing! Let me out of this thing!
1172 01:30:39,648 01:30:43,110 Get your hand off! I'll claim malpractice! Get your hand off! I'll claim malpractice!
1173 01:30:43,151 01:30:44,278 I'll handle it. I'll handle it.
1174 01:30:44,319 01:30:47,489 -You'll handle nothing! -It has to be tomorrow. -You'll handle nothing! -It has to be tomorrow.
1175 01:30:47,531 01:30:50,742 Tomorrow, bullshit! I won't be here! Tomorrow, bullshit! I won't be here!
1176 01:30:50,784 01:30:55,122 If anybody touches my legs, I'll brain the son of a bitch! If anybody touches my legs, I'll brain the son of a bitch!
1177 01:30:55,163 01:30:57,416 You've got no choice! You've got no choice!
1178 01:30:57,457 01:31:00,002 I knew he'd find something wrong! I knew he'd find something wrong!
1179 01:31:00,043 01:31:03,172 Something is wrong with you! Put this on. Something is wrong with you! Put this on.
1180 01:31:03,213 01:31:05,340 I won't! Your ass hangs out! I won't! Your ass hangs out!
1181 01:31:05,382 01:31:07,092 So sleep on your back! So sleep on your back!
1182 01:31:07,342 01:31:12,181 Don't hang anything up, because I'm getting out of here! Don't hang anything up, because I'm getting out of here!
1183 01:31:13,515 01:31:18,187 Don't tell any of his friends. He doesn't want them to know. Don't tell any of his friends. He doesn't want them to know.
1184 01:31:19,062 01:31:20,689 How serious is it? How serious is it?
1185 01:31:20,731 01:31:22,983 He could lose his legs. He could lose his legs.
1186 01:31:24,651 01:31:27,696 Definitely parts of both feet. Definitely parts of both feet.
1187 01:31:28,739 01:31:30,616 But he'll live? But he'll live?
1188 01:31:30,657 01:31:33,660 Doctor gave me the malpractice bullshit. Doctor gave me the malpractice bullshit.
1189 01:31:33,702 01:31:37,080 He said that it's a major operation... He said that it's a major operation...
1190 01:31:37,122 01:31:40,709 ...that with patients of Dad's age and condition... ...that with patients of Dad's age and condition...
1191 01:31:40,751 01:31:45,797 ...complications could set in because of the anesthesia and shock. ...complications could set in because of the anesthesia and shock.
1192 01:31:46,048 01:31:48,425 That means that he could.... That means that he could....
1193 01:31:48,467 01:31:51,220 He could die. He could cash it in... He could die. He could cash it in...
1194 01:31:51,261 01:31:53,013 ...kick the bucket. ...kick the bucket.
1195 01:31:53,055 01:31:57,893 He could shuffle loose the mortal coil. He could shuffle loose the mortal coil.
1196 01:31:57,935 01:32:00,646 All right, David! That's enough. All right, David! That's enough.
1197 01:32:05,442 01:32:07,653 I knew he was sick. I knew he was sick.
1198 01:32:07,903 01:32:10,781 Oh, well, he knew he was sick too. Oh, well, he knew he was sick too.
1199 01:32:11,031 01:32:14,826 But you don't die from diabetes. But you don't die from diabetes.
1200 01:32:14,868 01:32:18,747 You do if you let it go this long, Mom. You do if you let it go this long, Mom.
1201 01:32:18,789 01:32:23,252 It's the number three cause of death in this country. It's the number three cause of death in this country.
1202 01:32:23,293 01:32:27,214 I read this in a pamphlet at the hospital. I read this in a pamphlet at the hospital.
1203 01:32:27,256 01:32:30,259 It's not my fault that it went this far. It's not my fault that it went this far.
1204 01:32:31,426 01:32:34,263 He knew. He didn't see a doctor. He knew. He didn't see a doctor.
1205 01:32:34,304 01:32:37,891 He is a grown man. I couldn't make him go. He is a grown man. I couldn't make him go.
1206 01:32:38,141 01:32:41,520 He smokes cigars before breakfast! He smokes cigars before breakfast!
1207 01:32:41,562 01:32:43,021 It's not my fault. It's not my fault.
1208 01:32:43,063 01:32:44,857 I know, Mom. I know, Mom.
1209 01:32:47,109 01:32:51,113 -Let me make you French toast. -No, I'm late for work. -Let me make you French toast. -No, I'm late for work.
1210 01:32:57,119 01:33:00,664 Your home to our home Your home to our home
1211 01:33:00,706 01:33:04,418 To their home To their home
1212 01:33:04,459 01:33:08,130 Colonial Airlines Colonial Airlines
1213 01:33:08,380 01:33:11,925 Your home in the... Your home in the...
1214 01:33:11,967 01:33:14,887 ...sky ...sky
1215 01:33:16,555 01:33:19,600 Are there any questions? Are there any questions?
1216 01:33:19,641 01:33:22,936 We've just bought three jumbo aircrafts. We've just bought three jumbo aircrafts.
1217 01:33:22,978 01:33:24,855 You didn't mention them. You didn't mention them.
1218 01:33:25,105 01:33:27,941 We're excited about the acquisition. We're excited about the acquisition.
1219 01:33:27,983 01:33:32,112 But it's a tiny part of the fleet compared to others. But it's a tiny part of the fleet compared to others.
1220 01:33:32,154 01:33:35,657 We showed that you have more short flights... We showed that you have more short flights...
1221 01:33:35,699 01:33:39,161 ...than any other carrier. Next question? ...than any other carrier. Next question?
1222 01:33:39,453 01:33:43,207 We have a perfect safety record. You didn't say that. We have a perfect safety record. You didn't say that.
1223 01:33:43,248 01:33:44,833 It could backfire. It could backfire.
1224 01:33:44,875 01:33:48,795 People think it's luck and wonder when it will run out. People think it's luck and wonder when it will run out.
1225 01:33:49,046 01:33:53,425 We'll use it, but not in mass market. It's too iffy. We'll use it, but not in mass market. It's too iffy.
1226 01:33:53,467 01:33:55,344 Suppose we insisted. Suppose we insisted.
1227 01:33:55,385 01:33:57,804 -I'd say no. -If you couldn't? -I'd say no. -If you couldn't?
1228 01:33:57,846 01:34:01,975 I'd walk away. It's a bad move. I won't be responsible. I'd walk away. It's a bad move. I won't be responsible.
1229 01:34:02,017 01:34:06,313 Good enough. Who cares about safety records? Good enough. Who cares about safety records?
1230 01:34:06,355 01:34:09,733 This man has a campaign to do. This man has a campaign to do.
1231 01:34:09,983 01:34:13,570 This campaign will knock them on their duff! This campaign will knock them on their duff!
1232 01:34:14,029 01:34:17,533 You've got an hour to meet me at the airport. You've got an hour to meet me at the airport.
1233 01:34:17,574 01:34:20,327 We have the presentation in New York. We have the presentation in New York.
1234 01:34:20,369 01:34:23,747 Oh, yeah, that would be today. Oh, yeah, that would be today.
1235 01:34:23,789 01:34:27,292 I'm sorry, I can't make it. Mustard. I'm sorry, I can't make it. Mustard.
1236 01:34:27,334 01:34:29,086 What? What?
1237 01:34:29,127 01:34:31,630 I'm not going. My father is ill. I'm not going. My father is ill.
1238 01:34:32,256 01:34:34,424 Well, put him in a hospital. Well, put him in a hospital.
1239 01:34:34,466 01:34:39,221 I did. But he needs surgery, and I want to be there. I did. But he needs surgery, and I want to be there.
1240 01:34:39,263 01:34:40,347 Why? Why?
1241 01:34:41,890 01:34:43,684 Why? Why?
1242 01:34:43,725 01:34:46,019 I said we have a meeting. I said we have a meeting.
1243 01:34:46,061 01:34:49,731 I heard you, twice. I told you I'm not going. I heard you, twice. I told you I'm not going.
1244 01:34:49,773 01:34:52,776 -Where's Charlie Gargas? -In Los Angeles. -Where's Charlie Gargas? -In Los Angeles.
1245 01:34:53,694 01:34:54,820 Call him. Call him.
1246 01:34:54,862 01:34:57,155 -He'll be back this-- -Now! -He'll be back this-- -Now!
1247 01:34:57,197 01:35:01,451 Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go. Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go.
1248 01:35:01,493 01:35:04,288 -I hired you. -He's familiar with it. -I hired you. -He's familiar with it.
1249 01:35:04,329 01:35:05,873 Can you talk to him? Can you talk to him?
1250 01:35:05,914 01:35:10,544 Basner, you have to make the presentation to our board. Basner, you have to make the presentation to our board.
1251 01:35:10,586 01:35:13,755 You have good doctors, you don't have to stay. You have good doctors, you don't have to stay.
1252 01:35:14,256 01:35:17,968 No, I don't, but I'm going to. No, I don't, but I'm going to.
1253 01:35:18,260 01:35:20,470 You're not going to New York? You're not going to New York?
1254 01:35:20,512 01:35:22,514 I'm not going to New York. I'm not going to New York.
1255 01:35:22,556 01:35:25,767 Look, I'm serious. I've had enough of this. Look, I'm serious. I've had enough of this.
1256 01:35:25,809 01:35:27,477 If you want this... If you want this...
1257 01:35:27,519 01:35:31,523 ...you'll get up off your ass, get packed.... ...you'll get up off your ass, get packed....
1258 01:35:31,565 01:35:33,025 I'm counting now. I'm counting now.
1259 01:35:33,275 01:35:34,651 One! One!
1260 01:35:35,194 01:35:36,278 Two! Two!
1261 01:35:36,778 01:35:39,114 -Three! -Jesus Christ! -Three! -Jesus Christ!
1262 01:35:39,156 01:35:40,157 Four! Four!
1263 01:35:40,199 01:35:43,118 -He really is counting. -Five! Six! -He really is counting. -Five! Six!
1264 01:35:43,160 01:35:46,538 This is the 20th century. Sir, I'm not... This is the 20th century. Sir, I'm not...
1265 01:35:46,788 01:35:49,041 ...a shit-kicker from your farm. ...a shit-kicker from your farm.
1266 01:35:49,082 01:35:51,251 Ten! Ten!
1267 01:35:51,293 01:35:53,712 Look, I'm done! Take my stuff! Look, I'm done! Take my stuff!
1268 01:35:53,754 01:35:55,756 Do what you want... Do what you want...
1269 01:35:55,797 01:35:57,966 ...but I'm not going! ...but I'm not going!
1270 01:35:58,008 01:36:01,595 And don't you ever fucking touch me again! And don't you ever fucking touch me again!
1271 01:36:10,270 01:36:11,855 Fire him. Fire him.
1272 01:36:24,117 01:36:25,661 Quite a show. Quite a show.
1273 01:36:25,702 01:36:29,623 What do you do for an encore? Burn down a building? What do you do for an encore? Burn down a building?
1274 01:36:34,169 01:36:36,338 Did you just make a joke? Did you just make a joke?
1275 01:36:37,381 01:36:40,342 You did, didn't you? You made a joke. You did, didn't you? You made a joke.
1276 01:36:40,384 01:36:43,762 Not a great joke, but you made a joke. Not a great joke, but you made a joke.
1277 01:36:43,804 01:36:45,013 Cheryl Ann! Cheryl Ann!
1278 01:36:45,264 01:36:48,809 You made light of a heavy situation! Sense of humor! You made light of a heavy situation! Sense of humor!
1279 01:36:48,851 01:36:52,646 You do, you have one. You do, you have one.
1280 01:36:52,688 01:36:55,482 I worked damn hard on this with you. I worked damn hard on this with you.
1281 01:36:55,524 01:36:58,610 I thought that you were a professional. I thought that you were a professional.
1282 01:36:58,652 01:37:00,612 I'm as committed as you. I'm as committed as you.
1283 01:37:00,654 01:37:04,283 I'm going to New York. You're staying. I'm going to New York. You're staying.
1284 01:37:04,324 01:37:07,160 -We have different priorities. -We do. -We have different priorities. -We do.
1285 01:37:07,202 01:37:10,539 I'm surprised too. I thought we were the same. I'm surprised too. I thought we were the same.
1286 01:37:11,665 01:37:14,960 That's what's sad. We were a good team. That's what's sad. We were a good team.
1287 01:37:15,002 01:37:18,881 I looked forward to seeing you every morning. I looked forward to seeing you every morning.
1288 01:37:18,922 01:37:22,634 Wondering what you'd wear, what you'd say... Wondering what you'd wear, what you'd say...
1289 01:37:22,885 01:37:26,805 ...and how you were gonna tease me... ...and how you were gonna tease me...
1290 01:37:27,055 01:37:30,058 ...and when we'd find time to make love. ...and when we'd find time to make love.
1291 01:37:31,310 01:37:34,563 You made all of these exhausting hours fun. You made all of these exhausting hours fun.
1292 01:37:35,564 01:37:38,650 That I'm gonna miss. It's hard to find. That I'm gonna miss. It's hard to find.
1293 01:37:42,946 01:37:46,033 I'll miss you, David. I'll miss you, David.
1294 01:37:46,074 01:37:47,826 Very much. Very much.
1295 01:37:56,168 01:37:57,961 You're fired. You're fired.
1296 01:38:02,925 01:38:06,845 You know, I liked being with you too. You know, I liked being with you too.
1297 01:38:06,887 01:38:10,933 You're gonna make a lucky corporation one hell of a CEO. You're gonna make a lucky corporation one hell of a CEO.
1298 01:38:11,308 01:38:13,852 Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting. Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting.
1299 01:38:16,480 01:38:18,815 I do hope your father's okay. I do hope your father's okay.
1300 01:38:20,943 01:38:22,486 Where are my copies? Where are my copies?
1301 01:38:22,528 01:38:24,655 On my desk, I'll meet you there. On my desk, I'll meet you there.
1302 01:38:32,663 01:38:35,582 Hey, will you get out? I'm creating. Hey, will you get out? I'm creating.
1303 01:38:35,624 01:38:39,211 This is where I do my best work. Get out! This is where I do my best work. Get out!
1304 01:38:39,253 01:38:41,338 Oh, it's only the boss. Oh, it's only the boss.
1305 01:38:43,799 01:38:45,259 I was sleeping. I was sleeping.
1306 01:38:45,300 01:38:48,053 I'm sorry I was gone. I missed the fireworks. I'm sorry I was gone. I missed the fireworks.
1307 01:38:48,303 01:38:51,974 You know everyone in L.A. has odd-colored hair? You know everyone in L.A. has odd-colored hair?
1308 01:38:52,015 01:38:54,560 I saw someone that drew it in. I saw someone that drew it in.
1309 01:38:54,601 01:38:58,355 Here I am buying hair. I'll never understand L.A. Here I am buying hair. I'll never understand L.A.
1310 01:38:58,397 01:39:00,524 Did we lose the account? Did we lose the account?
1311 01:39:00,566 01:39:03,151 No, I calmed Woolridge down. No, I calmed Woolridge down.
1312 01:39:03,193 01:39:06,655 I told him that I'd throw you out of a plane... I told him that I'd throw you out of a plane...
1313 01:39:06,697 01:39:09,366 ...you know, the usual punishment. ...you know, the usual punishment.
1314 01:39:09,408 01:39:11,660 I'm not a partner by accident. I'm not a partner by accident.
1315 01:39:11,702 01:39:15,122 I'll apologize to you. But not to anyone else. I'll apologize to you. But not to anyone else.
1316 01:39:15,163 01:39:18,166 It's been hard to deal with all of this. It's been hard to deal with all of this.
1317 01:39:20,169 01:39:21,920 Join the club. Join the club.
1318 01:39:27,217 01:39:28,594 At the end... At the end...
1319 01:39:30,888 01:39:35,350 ...my dad was in a home. It was the best in Illinois. ...my dad was in a home. It was the best in Illinois.
1320 01:39:35,392 01:39:38,478 I was too busy to visit him much. I was too busy to visit him much.
1321 01:39:38,520 01:39:41,607 But I figured he was well cared-for. But I figured he was well cared-for.
1322 01:39:41,648 01:39:45,319 He was a little senile. Not much. He was a little senile. Not much.
1323 01:39:48,572 01:39:51,992 When I got around to seeing him... When I got around to seeing him...
1324 01:39:52,034 01:39:54,953 ...he didn't recognize me until he died. ...he didn't recognize me until he died.
1325 01:39:56,622 01:39:59,291 He didn't remember who I was. He didn't remember who I was.
1326 01:40:02,127 01:40:05,672 I thought you'd be the perfect son, Charlie. I thought you'd be the perfect son, Charlie.
1327 01:40:06,632 01:40:10,636 No, they tell me there was only one of those guys. No, they tell me there was only one of those guys.
1328 01:40:13,430 01:40:16,058 You take care of what you've got... You take care of what you've got...
1329 01:40:16,099 01:40:18,393 ...I'll take care of Woolridge. ...I'll take care of Woolridge.
1330 01:40:18,435 01:40:19,978 Thanks. Thanks.
1331 01:40:27,653 01:40:30,280 I brought you some stuff from home. I brought you some stuff from home.
1332 01:40:30,531 01:40:31,907 Okay, all finished. Okay, all finished.
1333 01:40:32,407 01:40:35,160 Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute. Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute.
1334 01:40:35,202 01:40:38,080 Here. Have a pen. Here. Have a pen.
1335 01:40:38,121 01:40:40,123 Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
1336 01:40:40,165 01:40:42,084 -You're welcome. -Bye-bye. -You're welcome. -Bye-bye.
1337 01:40:47,631 01:40:48,966 You'll be fine. You'll be fine.
1338 01:40:49,216 01:40:52,219 Just as long as you aren't my doctor. Just as long as you aren't my doctor.
1339 01:40:52,469 01:40:55,973 Come on, I could have been a great doctor. Come on, I could have been a great doctor.
1340 01:40:56,014 01:40:58,976 You could have been a great anything. You could have been a great anything.
1341 01:41:03,981 01:41:05,691 Today was crazy at work. Today was crazy at work.
1342 01:41:05,941 01:41:08,443 But I'll be here. I'm gonna go... But I'll be here. I'm gonna go...
1343 01:41:08,485 01:41:10,153 ...get cleaned up... ...get cleaned up...
1344 01:41:10,195 01:41:15,075 ...and I'll be here tomorrow. I'll be here when you get back. ...and I'll be here tomorrow. I'll be here when you get back.
1345 01:41:15,325 01:41:17,661 In other words, you'll be here. In other words, you'll be here.
1346 01:41:21,206 01:41:24,376 Why don't you go now, so I can sleep. Why don't you go now, so I can sleep.
1347 01:41:24,418 01:41:26,587 Or I'll be grumpy tomorrow... Or I'll be grumpy tomorrow...
1348 01:41:26,628 01:41:29,381 ...and I won't enjoy the operation. ...and I won't enjoy the operation.
1349 01:41:30,215 01:41:32,467 Well, see you tomorrow. Well, see you tomorrow.
1350 01:42:25,562 01:42:29,900 I don't have any blood left, so you can get out. I don't have any blood left, so you can get out.
1351 01:42:49,670 01:42:51,964 I was in the neighborhood. I was in the neighborhood.
1352 01:42:55,884 01:42:58,387 What's new? How are you doing? What's new? How are you doing?
1353 01:42:59,346 01:43:02,140 Fine. I'm doing fine. Fine. I'm doing fine.
1354 01:43:03,225 01:43:05,769 I take your word for it. I take your word for it.
1355 01:43:07,229 01:43:09,231 Can I offer you something? Can I offer you something?
1356 01:43:09,273 01:43:13,318 Cookie? Glass of water? Some morphine? Cookie? Glass of water? Some morphine?
1357 01:43:14,236 01:43:16,905 Thank you. I'll take a cookie. Thank you. I'll take a cookie.
1358 01:43:16,947 01:43:18,490 David brought them. David brought them.
1359 01:43:18,740 01:43:22,327 They're that delicious diabetic kind. They're that delicious diabetic kind.
1360 01:43:22,786 01:43:25,622 It's all they'll let me eat around here. It's all they'll let me eat around here.
1361 01:43:26,331 01:43:30,169 I could be dead tomorrow. They're putting me on a diet. I could be dead tomorrow. They're putting me on a diet.
1362 01:43:31,545 01:43:34,464 I can still make you laugh, can't I? I can still make you laugh, can't I?
1363 01:43:35,048 01:43:39,803 When you wanted to, you could make me laugh. Right from the beginning. When you wanted to, you could make me laugh. Right from the beginning.
1364 01:43:40,304 01:43:42,806 I was one charming guy, wasn't I? I was one charming guy, wasn't I?
1365 01:43:42,848 01:43:45,934 -To everybody except my mother. -Shit. -To everybody except my mother. -Shit.
1366 01:43:48,562 01:43:50,397 What were we, Max? What were we, Max?
1367 01:43:50,439 01:43:55,527 Two kids who thought if you went on a couple of dates, you got married. Two kids who thought if you went on a couple of dates, you got married.
1368 01:43:55,569 01:44:00,157 What couple of dates? We went out eight or nine times! What couple of dates? We went out eight or nine times!
1369 01:44:00,199 01:44:02,409 We had plenty of laughs. We had plenty of laughs.
1370 01:44:02,451 01:44:06,038 I tried to teach you how to drive that old Hudson. I tried to teach you how to drive that old Hudson.
1371 01:44:13,420 01:44:18,050 I wish there were more things like that. I wish there were more things like that.
1372 01:44:18,425 01:44:20,594 More moments. More moments.
1373 01:44:22,262 01:44:26,767 We lived together a long time, Max, but we were never friends. We lived together a long time, Max, but we were never friends.
1374 01:44:28,018 01:44:31,772 Lorraine, you didn't know how to have fun. Lorraine, you didn't know how to have fun.
1375 01:44:31,813 01:44:34,191 -Why didn't you teach me? -I tried. -Why didn't you teach me? -I tried.
1376 01:44:34,233 01:44:39,071 -I tried a million goddamn times! -No, just a few times! -I tried a million goddamn times! -No, just a few times!
1377 01:44:39,112 01:44:42,783 -Then you just gave up on me. -You did the same thing! -Then you just gave up on me. -You did the same thing!
1378 01:44:50,332 01:44:52,918 Why didn't we talk, Max? Why didn't we talk, Max?
1379 01:44:53,168 01:44:56,463 Why didn't we tell each other how we felt? Why didn't we tell each other how we felt?
1380 01:44:59,299 01:45:02,052 Do you know what we were, Max? Do you know what we were, Max?
1381 01:45:02,970 01:45:05,681 We were roommates. We were roommates.
1382 01:45:07,599 01:45:11,770 Goddamn you for doing what you did to yourself! Goddamn you for doing what you did to yourself!
1383 01:45:12,271 01:45:14,648 What you did to us. What you did to us.
1384 01:45:15,607 01:45:19,319 Oh, God, what happened to us, Max? Oh, God, what happened to us, Max?
1385 01:45:20,404 01:45:22,573 I cared. I cared.
1386 01:45:23,615 01:45:25,325 I know I cared. I know I cared.
1387 01:45:29,162 01:45:30,873 Bullshit. Bullshit.
1388 01:46:31,225 01:46:32,935 I'm here, Dad. I'm here, Dad.
1389 01:46:32,976 01:46:34,770 You're here. You're here.
1390 01:46:44,863 01:46:47,199 It's a Honduran, Dad. It's a Honduran, Dad.
1391 01:46:48,283 01:46:52,412 In case they give you time for a smoke break. In case they give you time for a smoke break.
1392 01:47:00,379 01:47:03,757 Excuse me. We have to take him to surgery now. Excuse me. We have to take him to surgery now.
1393 01:48:08,447 01:48:12,701 You look so distinguished, Charlie. It's coming along great. You look so distinguished, Charlie. It's coming along great.
1394 01:48:13,160 01:48:16,747 Could we have some makeup? We have a bit of a shine. Could we have some makeup? We have a bit of a shine.
1395 01:48:17,122 01:48:18,081 Thanks. Thanks.
1396 01:48:18,457 01:48:22,002 -Everyone must leave. He has a call. -I'll be back. -Everyone must leave. He has a call. -I'll be back.
1397 01:48:22,044 01:48:25,214 -Everybody, let's take five minutes. -Thank you. -Everybody, let's take five minutes. -Thank you.
1398 01:48:31,220 01:48:33,805 David, how is he? David, how is he?
1399 01:48:34,097 01:48:36,975 He lost his toes and part of one foot... He lost his toes and part of one foot...
1400 01:48:37,017 01:48:39,770 ...but he can walk again with a cane. ...but he can walk again with a cane.
1401 01:48:41,772 01:48:46,235 Thank God it wasn't worse. When are you coming back to work? Thank God it wasn't worse. When are you coming back to work?
1402 01:48:46,276 01:48:49,071 You're missing my photos with a naked head. You're missing my photos with a naked head.
1403 01:48:51,156 01:48:53,408 I don't know. I don't know.
1404 01:48:53,450 01:48:55,827 I don't know, Charlie. I don't know, Charlie.
1405 01:48:56,453 01:49:00,749 Why don't you give my accounts to Ted Geller till I come back. Why don't you give my accounts to Ted Geller till I come back.
1406 01:49:01,250 01:49:04,086 Babysitting him will drive you crazy. Babysitting him will drive you crazy.
1407 01:49:06,129 01:49:07,756 Well, maybe. Well, maybe.
1408 01:49:07,798 01:49:10,175 But I want to get to know him. But I want to get to know him.
1409 01:49:10,217 01:49:13,637 You never know, he may get to know me a little too. You never know, he may get to know me a little too.
1410 01:49:16,139 01:49:17,182 Good luck. Good luck.
1411 01:49:18,642 01:49:20,644 Thanks, Charlie. Thanks, Charlie.
1412 01:49:21,436 01:49:24,815 Don't give up my window. Don't give up my window.
1413 01:49:25,440 01:49:26,900 Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
1414 01:49:37,619 01:49:41,498 -They'll put him to bed soon, sir. -Thank you. -They'll put him to bed soon, sir. -Thank you.
1415 01:50:30,339 01:50:34,927 I filled the refrigerator, so there will be food when he comes home. I filled the refrigerator, so there will be food when he comes home.
1416 01:50:35,177 01:50:38,138 And I have some keys for you. And I have some keys for you.
1417 01:50:38,180 01:50:41,266 You'll be needing a second set. You'll be needing a second set.
1418 01:50:41,308 01:50:43,352 I won't be coming back. I won't be coming back.
1419 01:50:46,855 01:50:50,192 Your father might not get any better, David. Your father might not get any better, David.
1420 01:50:50,901 01:50:54,196 He's going to need a lot of care. He's going to need a lot of care.
1421 01:50:56,490 01:50:58,951 I can't.... I can't....
1422 01:50:59,576 01:51:02,871 I mean, he and I, it's just... I mean, he and I, it's just...
1423 01:51:03,413 01:51:06,166 ...impossible. ...impossible.
1424 01:51:06,208 01:51:08,126 It just doesn't work. It just doesn't work.
1425 01:51:08,919 01:51:10,879 I know, Mom. I know, Mom.
1426 01:51:14,049 01:51:16,385 Do you hate me for that? Do you hate me for that?
1427 01:51:17,970 01:51:19,513 No. No.
1428 01:51:20,097 01:51:22,766 I do not hate you. You're my mom. I do not hate you. You're my mom.
1429 01:51:26,436 01:51:28,146 Call me. Call me.
1430 01:51:50,711 01:51:52,546 -Go get the car. -Yeah. -Go get the car. -Yeah.
1431 01:51:52,588 01:51:55,883 -The blue station wagon, right? -Thanks. -The blue station wagon, right? -Thanks.
1432 01:51:58,594 01:52:00,220 I found you. I found you.
1433 01:52:00,929 01:52:05,559 -I'm taking Max home today. -Your mother told me. -I'm taking Max home today. -Your mother told me.
1434 01:52:06,101 01:52:09,855 -Thank you for coming around so much. -That's okay. -Thank you for coming around so much. -That's okay.
1435 01:52:10,105 01:52:11,523 You're welcome. You're welcome.
1436 01:52:11,940 01:52:13,609 For your theater? For your theater?
1437 01:52:13,650 01:52:16,236 -The school donated them. -All three? -The school donated them. -All three?
1438 01:52:16,486 01:52:18,906 Well, it's a start. Well, it's a start.
1439 01:52:18,947 01:52:22,951 The kids went to get my car. I parked in Detroit. The kids went to get my car. I parked in Detroit.
1440 01:52:25,871 01:52:29,374 You're the only girl I dated that my parents liked. You're the only girl I dated that my parents liked.
1441 01:52:30,334 01:52:34,713 I'm the only girl you dated that your parents ever met. I'm the only girl you dated that your parents ever met.
1442 01:52:46,558 01:52:48,727 This is comfortable. This is comfortable.
1443 01:52:59,863 01:53:02,407 This is very comfortable. This is very comfortable.
1444 01:53:09,414 01:53:11,834 I think so too. I think so too.
1445 01:53:30,227 01:53:35,399 -Your son bought you a nice outfit. -He's always buying me something. -Your son bought you a nice outfit. -He's always buying me something.
1446 01:53:35,649 01:53:39,486 -Good luck. Thanks for the pen. -You're welcome, Gina. -Good luck. Thanks for the pen. -You're welcome, Gina.
1447 01:53:39,528 01:53:44,408 We're signed out. Paid the bill. Do you people work on commission? We're signed out. Paid the bill. Do you people work on commission?
1448 01:53:44,449 01:53:48,120 -The orderly will be at the elevator. -Thank you. -The orderly will be at the elevator. -Thank you.
1449 01:53:56,962 01:53:57,921 You all right? You all right?
1450 01:54:00,132 01:54:02,342 That Gina gives a good sponge. That Gina gives a good sponge.
1451 01:54:03,427 01:54:05,387 Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here.
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