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1 | 00:00:30,239 | 00:00:34,076 | -You've done this before. Obviously. -No. | -You've done this before. Obviously. -No. |
2 | 00:00:34,117 | 00:00:36,328 | Oh, God. Obviously. | Oh, God. Obviously. |
3 | 00:00:37,120 | 00:00:39,957 | -I have to go back to work. -No. | -I have to go back to work. -No. |
4 | 00:00:40,249 | 00:00:43,585 | -You don't have to go to work. -Yes, I do. | -You don't have to go to work. -Yes, I do. |
5 | 00:00:43,627 | 00:00:45,838 | -It's time. -No, no. | -It's time. -No, no. |
6 | 00:00:45,879 | 00:00:48,549 | Wait a minute. Just-- | Wait a minute. Just-- |
7 | 00:00:48,590 | 00:00:50,968 | Just give me 10 minutes more. | Just give me 10 minutes more. |
8 | 00:00:51,009 | 00:00:53,428 | Fifteen, 20 minutes more? Come on. | Fifteen, 20 minutes more? Come on. |
9 | 00:00:53,679 | 00:00:57,140 | -I want to show you something. -What? | -I want to show you something. -What? |
10 | 00:00:57,182 | 00:00:59,434 | What's this? How does this work? | What's this? How does this work? |
11 | 00:00:59,476 | 00:01:01,728 | Am I supposed to twist it or something? | Am I supposed to twist it or something? |
12 | 00:01:01,979 | 00:01:03,480 | Was that you? | Was that you? |
13 | 00:01:03,522 | 00:01:05,983 | We're experiencing turbulence. | We're experiencing turbulence. |
14 | 00:01:06,024 | 00:01:08,318 | Please fasten your seat belts. | Please fasten your seat belts. |
15 | 00:01:08,861 | 00:01:11,071 | Can you get me a cup of coffee? | Can you get me a cup of coffee? |
16 | 00:01:11,113 | 00:01:13,740 | -No problem. -Prepare for landing. | -No problem. -Prepare for landing. |
17 | 00:01:14,032 | 00:01:17,494 | I have to get to work. We'll land in 30 minutes. | I have to get to work. We'll land in 30 minutes. |
18 | 00:01:23,333 | 00:01:25,961 | I'm a frequent flyer, I got a bonus. | I'm a frequent flyer, I got a bonus. |
19 | 00:01:26,837 | 00:01:28,130 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
20 | 00:01:28,172 | 00:01:32,676 | We are approaching Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. | We are approaching Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. |
21 | 00:01:32,718 | 00:01:37,931 | Please extinguish all cigarettes. Return seats to the upright position. | Please extinguish all cigarettes. Return seats to the upright position. |
22 | 00:01:43,687 | 00:01:46,273 | The local time is 8:10 am. | The local time is 8:10 am. |
23 | 00:01:46,315 | 00:01:50,319 | On behalf of our crew, thank you for flying Trans Allied... | On behalf of our crew, thank you for flying Trans Allied... |
24 | 00:01:50,360 | 00:01:53,864 | ...the official airline of the Indiana Pacers. | ...the official airline of the Indiana Pacers. |
25 | 00:03:53,483 | 00:03:57,112 | -Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field. -I've signed. | -Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field. -I've signed. |
26 | 00:03:57,154 | 00:03:59,239 | No lights at Wrigley Field. | No lights at Wrigley Field. |
27 | 00:03:59,489 | 00:04:02,242 | From Davenport? One of the quad cities? | From Davenport? One of the quad cities? |
28 | 00:04:02,492 | 00:04:05,662 | Twice as good as the Twin Cities. Good luck. | Twice as good as the Twin Cities. Good luck. |
29 | 00:04:05,704 | 00:04:08,123 | Matty and Matty, maintenance men. | Matty and Matty, maintenance men. |
30 | 00:04:08,165 | 00:04:12,002 | What are the odds of that? Two Mattys in one building. | What are the odds of that? Two Mattys in one building. |
31 | 00:04:12,044 | 00:04:14,463 | Polly, still pushing grapes. | Polly, still pushing grapes. |
32 | 00:04:14,505 | 00:04:17,298 | Is she filling out an application? | Is she filling out an application? |
33 | 00:04:17,341 | 00:04:20,928 | Don't! It's hell through these doors! | Don't! It's hell through these doors! |
34 | 00:04:20,969 | 00:04:25,098 | Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady the truth about advertising. | Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady the truth about advertising. |
35 | 00:04:25,140 | 00:04:26,850 | BG and L hell! | BG and L hell! |
36 | 00:04:26,892 | 00:04:29,978 | Here's the guys who are working very hard. | Here's the guys who are working very hard. |
37 | 00:04:31,104 | 00:04:34,191 | Right inside. It's all I can spare today. | Right inside. It's all I can spare today. |
38 | 00:04:34,233 | 00:04:36,026 | -Thanks, dude. -Mr. Basner. | -Thanks, dude. -Mr. Basner. |
39 | 00:04:36,068 | 00:04:39,821 | Two examples for labor laws. Check out the talent. | Two examples for labor laws. Check out the talent. |
40 | 00:04:39,863 | 00:04:42,074 | I'm back! Remember me? | I'm back! Remember me? |
41 | 00:04:42,533 | 00:04:45,160 | They're in there. Thanks, Donovan. | They're in there. Thanks, Donovan. |
42 | 00:04:45,202 | 00:04:48,205 | Here's a gift from the Bahamas. Why? | Here's a gift from the Bahamas. Why? |
43 | 00:04:48,247 | 00:04:52,084 | Because you crack me up. You make me laugh. | Because you crack me up. You make me laugh. |
44 | 00:04:52,125 | 00:04:55,003 | Is this red tie day? Nobody told me. | Is this red tie day? Nobody told me. |
45 | 00:04:55,045 | 00:04:58,465 | -Bloody Friday. -Hear what happened to Clemens? | -Bloody Friday. -Hear what happened to Clemens? |
46 | 00:04:58,715 | 00:05:01,927 | -He got terminated. -We fired Clemens? | -He got terminated. -We fired Clemens? |
47 | 00:05:01,969 | 00:05:03,679 | I'm sorry to hear that. | I'm sorry to hear that. |
48 | 00:05:04,221 | 00:05:06,849 | He was an asshole. Come on. | He was an asshole. Come on. |
49 | 00:05:06,890 | 00:05:09,601 | -Dave? How are you? -All right. | -Dave? How are you? -All right. |
50 | 00:05:09,643 | 00:05:12,354 | Congratulations on the promotion. | Congratulations on the promotion. |
51 | 00:05:12,396 | 00:05:16,191 | That's big of you. Is today your birthday? | That's big of you. Is today your birthday? |
52 | 00:05:16,942 | 00:05:20,654 | -Welcome back, Basner. -You want to see my tan line? | -Welcome back, Basner. -You want to see my tan line? |
53 | 00:05:20,946 | 00:05:25,450 | Clemens is gone. Rumor has it he stored drugs in his cubicle. | Clemens is gone. Rumor has it he stored drugs in his cubicle. |
54 | 00:05:25,492 | 00:05:27,995 | -Slice his chair. -Get airport dogs. | -Slice his chair. -Get airport dogs. |
55 | 00:05:28,036 | 00:05:30,664 | Doris, did you miss me? Of course. | Doris, did you miss me? Of course. |
56 | 00:05:32,541 | 00:05:35,377 | Thanks for the quickie. You wear me out. | Thanks for the quickie. You wear me out. |
57 | 00:05:35,419 | 00:05:37,546 | Put it out. I see the smoke. | Put it out. I see the smoke. |
58 | 00:05:37,588 | 00:05:41,258 | Where are our best and brightest? Our creative aspect. | Where are our best and brightest? Our creative aspect. |
59 | 00:05:41,508 | 00:05:44,803 | -The boss is back. -You don't check anything. | -The boss is back. -You don't check anything. |
60 | 00:05:44,845 | 00:05:46,972 | Welcome back, Mr. Basner. | Welcome back, Mr. Basner. |
61 | 00:05:47,014 | 00:05:51,685 | You have 10 urgent messages, but you're due in the conference room. | You have 10 urgent messages, but you're due in the conference room. |
62 | 00:05:51,727 | 00:05:54,396 | Get this fixed. It almost killed me. | Get this fixed. It almost killed me. |
63 | 00:05:54,438 | 00:05:57,941 | -Who's got a team? -We got a team! | -Who's got a team? -We got a team! |
64 | 00:05:57,983 | 00:06:00,527 | Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi-- | Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi-- |
65 | 00:06:00,569 | 00:06:04,698 | -Who knows where your lips have been. -How's the Bahamas? | -Who knows where your lips have been. -How's the Bahamas? |
66 | 00:06:04,740 | 00:06:07,993 | You wouldn't like diving. You can't smoke. | You wouldn't like diving. You can't smoke. |
67 | 00:06:08,035 | 00:06:11,288 | This is adorable. Brian, that was great. | This is adorable. Brian, that was great. |
68 | 00:06:11,330 | 00:06:13,415 | -Who locked it? -It's a joke. | -Who locked it? -It's a joke. |
69 | 00:06:13,707 | 00:06:16,543 | It's an office. Let's lose the plant. | It's an office. Let's lose the plant. |
70 | 00:06:16,585 | 00:06:20,297 | -Look at this. It's a man's desk! -Bring any presents? | -Look at this. It's a man's desk! -Bring any presents? |
71 | 00:06:20,339 | 00:06:22,466 | I have gifts for all... | I have gifts for all... |
72 | 00:06:22,508 | 00:06:27,095 | ...including a figurehead from a ship 300 feet below the sea. | ...including a figurehead from a ship 300 feet below the sea. |
73 | 00:06:27,346 | 00:06:29,056 | That's for me. What? | That's for me. What? |
74 | 00:06:29,097 | 00:06:32,226 | An office with a window. | An office with a window. |
75 | 00:06:54,790 | 00:06:59,253 | Oh, for me? This is lovely! We don't handle these people. | Oh, for me? This is lovely! We don't handle these people. |
76 | 00:06:59,294 | 00:07:02,089 | I can see traffic accidents. | I can see traffic accidents. |
77 | 00:07:02,130 | 00:07:04,299 | -Okay, staff! -Listen up. | -Okay, staff! -Listen up. |
78 | 00:07:04,341 | 00:07:07,928 | Guys and gals, the first order of business is: Out. | Guys and gals, the first order of business is: Out. |
79 | 00:07:08,262 | 00:07:09,721 | No work right now. | No work right now. |
80 | 00:07:09,763 | 00:07:11,932 | I love short meetings. | I love short meetings. |
81 | 00:07:12,182 | 00:07:15,644 | I went shopping. New office, clothes, new image. | I went shopping. New office, clothes, new image. |
82 | 00:07:15,686 | 00:07:18,438 | -We have a meeting. -I won't forget. | -We have a meeting. -I won't forget. |
83 | 00:07:54,641 | 00:07:57,644 | Talk to me about it. Somebody, anybody. | Talk to me about it. Somebody, anybody. |
84 | 00:07:57,686 | 00:07:59,688 | The account loves it. | The account loves it. |
85 | 00:07:59,730 | 00:08:03,859 | Tests show it does big. Especially in our target, Europe. | Tests show it does big. Especially in our target, Europe. |
86 | 00:08:03,901 | 00:08:07,487 | -You do nice work. -He should, with that raise. | -You do nice work. -He should, with that raise. |
87 | 00:08:07,738 | 00:08:10,741 | That's it. Thank you very much. Let's go. | That's it. Thank you very much. Let's go. |
88 | 00:08:10,782 | 00:08:12,409 | Now, about that lunch.... | Now, about that lunch.... |
89 | 00:08:12,743 | 00:08:16,997 | No, do that, and put the memo on my desk in my new office. | No, do that, and put the memo on my desk in my new office. |
90 | 00:08:17,289 | 00:08:19,208 | -Congratulations. -Thanks. | -Congratulations. -Thanks. |
91 | 00:08:19,249 | 00:08:22,294 | Donovan, play that back for me, okay? | Donovan, play that back for me, okay? |
92 | 00:08:25,839 | 00:08:28,467 | No, don't, Donovan. David... | No, don't, Donovan. David... |
93 | 00:08:28,509 | 00:08:32,136 | ...I know you've received two offers from agencies. | ...I know you've received two offers from agencies. |
94 | 00:08:32,179 | 00:08:35,307 | Decline, or I'll throw you out your window. | Decline, or I'll throw you out your window. |
95 | 00:08:35,557 | 00:08:38,184 | Why? They won't make me a partner. | Why? They won't make me a partner. |
96 | 00:08:38,227 | 00:08:39,770 | Partner? | Partner? |
97 | 00:08:40,229 | 00:08:43,315 | Boile, Gargas, Lionel and Basner? | Boile, Gargas, Lionel and Basner? |
98 | 00:08:43,357 | 00:08:45,776 | Like John, Paul, George and Ringo. | Like John, Paul, George and Ringo. |
99 | 00:08:46,026 | 00:08:49,446 | -You're pretty cocky. -No, just pretty capable. | -You're pretty cocky. -No, just pretty capable. |
100 | 00:08:49,947 | 00:08:52,908 | In creating cute and flashy commercials. | In creating cute and flashy commercials. |
101 | 00:08:53,784 | 00:08:58,247 | -You have to bring in new accounts. -Just watch me. | -You have to bring in new accounts. -Just watch me. |
102 | 00:08:59,081 | 00:09:01,625 | Here's one. Make it up right there. | Here's one. Make it up right there. |
103 | 00:09:05,546 | 00:09:07,297 | You pay him! | You pay him! |
104 | 00:09:07,339 | 00:09:11,552 | -I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed. -You're drunk. | -I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed. -You're drunk. |
105 | 00:09:11,593 | 00:09:13,303 | I'm having a drink. | I'm having a drink. |
106 | 00:09:14,638 | 00:09:15,597 | Run it by. | Run it by. |
107 | 00:09:16,265 | 00:09:18,684 | Yo, Davey! | Yo, Davey! |
108 | 00:09:18,725 | 00:09:20,853 | Meet Sheila and Louise. | Meet Sheila and Louise. |
109 | 00:09:20,894 | 00:09:22,521 | -Louise. -Great. | -Louise. -Great. |
110 | 00:09:22,563 | 00:09:25,232 | Did you lose the wedding ring? | Did you lose the wedding ring? |
111 | 00:09:25,274 | 00:09:28,277 | -This is Sam. -Nice to meet you. | -This is Sam. -Nice to meet you. |
112 | 00:09:28,777 | 00:09:32,573 | I'm glad you got the job. I mean it. | I'm glad you got the job. I mean it. |
113 | 00:09:32,614 | 00:09:35,826 | -Will you drive him? -What will I tell my folks? | -Will you drive him? -What will I tell my folks? |
114 | 00:09:36,869 | 00:09:39,663 | -Jo-Jo, give me a stout. -Beer's on us. | -Jo-Jo, give me a stout. -Beer's on us. |
115 | 00:09:40,289 | 00:09:42,916 | Thank you. Hey, nice-- What? | Thank you. Hey, nice-- What? |
116 | 00:09:42,958 | 00:09:46,211 | -Burnett Agency hot shots. -Jo-Jo's on it. | -Burnett Agency hot shots. -Jo-Jo's on it. |
117 | 00:09:46,253 | 00:09:48,505 | That's why you're the boss. | That's why you're the boss. |
118 | 00:09:49,923 | 00:09:53,802 | Some big outfit wants to switch ad agencies. | Some big outfit wants to switch ad agencies. |
119 | 00:09:53,844 | 00:09:56,638 | What big outfit? Their computer line? Cosmetics? | What big outfit? Their computer line? Cosmetics? |
120 | 00:09:56,889 | 00:09:59,641 | -It's an airline. -Well, which one? | -It's an airline. -Well, which one? |
121 | 00:09:59,683 | 00:10:03,604 | -I'll drop a microphone in the drinks. -Just find out. | -I'll drop a microphone in the drinks. -Just find out. |
122 | 00:10:03,645 | 00:10:07,941 | -I'll fix you up with Cameron, okay? -Yeah. | -I'll fix you up with Cameron, okay? -Yeah. |
123 | 00:10:07,983 | 00:10:10,235 | Just don't be too obvious. | Just don't be too obvious. |
124 | 00:10:10,527 | 00:10:13,822 | Go easy on him. I need him at the office. | Go easy on him. I need him at the office. |
125 | 00:10:13,864 | 00:10:14,990 | Another round? | Another round? |
126 | 00:10:16,825 | 00:10:19,077 | I gotta run. Got a hot date. | I gotta run. Got a hot date. |
127 | 00:10:19,119 | 00:10:20,579 | I wanna talk to you. | I wanna talk to you. |
128 | 00:10:23,123 | 00:10:24,666 | Keep your mouth shut. | Keep your mouth shut. |
129 | 00:10:34,384 | 00:10:37,513 | -Wait. Can we talk a minute? -No, we can't. | -Wait. Can we talk a minute? -No, we can't. |
130 | 00:10:37,554 | 00:10:41,475 | You said you liked scuba-diving and raced seahorses. | You said you liked scuba-diving and raced seahorses. |
131 | 00:10:41,517 | 00:10:43,560 | -Yes, I did. -And you like-- | -Yes, I did. -And you like-- |
132 | 00:10:46,021 | 00:10:48,815 | Tell me, are you involved with anybody? | Tell me, are you involved with anybody? |
133 | 00:10:49,066 | 00:10:50,609 | Yes. No. Well-- | Yes. No. Well-- |
134 | 00:10:50,859 | 00:10:53,070 | Does self-involved count? | Does self-involved count? |
135 | 00:10:55,364 | 00:10:57,115 | No phone calls. | No phone calls. |
136 | 00:10:57,157 | 00:11:00,327 | I left express orders not to be disturbed. | I left express orders not to be disturbed. |
137 | 00:11:00,911 | 00:11:02,287 | I'm David Basner. | I'm David Basner. |
138 | 00:11:02,329 | 00:11:05,499 | I'm looking for new voiceover talent. | I'm looking for new voiceover talent. |
139 | 00:11:05,541 | 00:11:08,502 | You could be it if I like your audition. | You could be it if I like your audition. |
140 | 00:11:08,544 | 00:11:11,088 | Leave your name and number. Action. | Leave your name and number. Action. |
141 | 00:11:11,547 | 00:11:13,257 | It's Max. | It's Max. |
142 | 00:11:13,298 | 00:11:18,095 | Max Basner, your father. Maybe you heard of me. | Max Basner, your father. Maybe you heard of me. |
143 | 00:11:18,345 | 00:11:22,599 | I thought you'd like to know your mother left me today. | I thought you'd like to know your mother left me today. |
144 | 00:11:25,269 | 00:11:28,063 | -What? -Oh, you're there. | -What? -Oh, you're there. |
145 | 00:11:28,105 | 00:11:31,567 | Yeah, I'm here. What is this about Mom? | Yeah, I'm here. What is this about Mom? |
146 | 00:11:31,817 | 00:11:34,736 | You got a girl there? Anybody you knew? | You got a girl there? Anybody you knew? |
147 | 00:11:34,987 | 00:11:37,114 | Funny. What's this about Mom? | Funny. What's this about Mom? |
148 | 00:11:37,155 | 00:11:38,782 | I'm not talking English? | I'm not talking English? |
149 | 00:11:39,032 | 00:11:42,703 | Thirty-six years of marriage, and she walks out. | Thirty-six years of marriage, and she walks out. |
150 | 00:11:42,744 | 00:11:47,124 | She took clothes. She took pots, pans, the blender. | She took clothes. She took pots, pans, the blender. |
151 | 00:11:47,165 | 00:11:50,169 | It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone... | It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone... |
152 | 00:11:50,210 | 00:11:54,715 | -...with a meatloaf in tinfoil. -It's a misunderstanding. | -...with a meatloaf in tinfoil. -It's a misunderstanding. |
153 | 00:11:54,756 | 00:11:57,092 | It's not a misunderstanding. | It's not a misunderstanding. |
154 | 00:11:57,134 | 00:12:01,513 | A misunderstanding, you take a toothbrush, not the blender. | A misunderstanding, you take a toothbrush, not the blender. |
155 | 00:12:01,555 | 00:12:03,724 | Look, I'm.... | Look, I'm.... |
156 | 00:12:03,765 | 00:12:07,394 | I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back? | I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back? |
157 | 00:12:17,529 | 00:12:19,489 | Did your mom leave your dad? | Did your mom leave your dad? |
158 | 00:12:20,073 | 00:12:21,783 | I guess so. | I guess so. |
159 | 00:12:25,787 | 00:12:29,166 | People just can't seem to relate anymore. | People just can't seem to relate anymore. |
160 | 00:12:40,719 | 00:12:41,678 | Bye-bye. | Bye-bye. |
161 | 00:12:47,684 | 00:12:50,812 | Hello, Mrs. Packanak. How are the birds? | Hello, Mrs. Packanak. How are the birds? |
162 | 00:13:06,119 | 00:13:08,288 | -Who is it? -David. | -Who is it? -David. |
163 | 00:13:08,330 | 00:13:10,499 | You know where the key is. | You know where the key is. |
164 | 00:13:28,100 | 00:13:29,560 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
165 | 00:13:39,695 | 00:13:41,280 | You all right? | You all right? |
166 | 00:13:41,572 | 00:13:43,699 | Never felt better. | Never felt better. |
167 | 00:13:48,620 | 00:13:50,414 | So, what's going on? | So, what's going on? |
168 | 00:13:50,873 | 00:13:55,377 | I got a horse here that cannot lose. | I got a horse here that cannot lose. |
169 | 00:13:56,378 | 00:14:00,340 | -Am I crazy, or is something burning? -You're going crazy. | -Am I crazy, or is something burning? -You're going crazy. |
170 | 00:14:01,758 | 00:14:05,137 | You like what your mother did with the furniture? | You like what your mother did with the furniture? |
171 | 00:14:05,888 | 00:14:07,764 | Your mother's a thief. | Your mother's a thief. |
172 | 00:14:07,806 | 00:14:11,852 | She took the sofa, the easy chair, the dining table. | She took the sofa, the easy chair, the dining table. |
173 | 00:14:11,894 | 00:14:14,396 | I gotta eat off the card table. | I gotta eat off the card table. |
174 | 00:14:14,438 | 00:14:17,065 | I shuffled the toast this morning. | I shuffled the toast this morning. |
175 | 00:14:18,859 | 00:14:20,360 | What is this? | What is this? |
176 | 00:14:21,945 | 00:14:23,447 | It's a steak. | It's a steak. |
177 | 00:14:26,158 | 00:14:29,494 | Here, I'll make another one for myself. | Here, I'll make another one for myself. |
178 | 00:14:29,536 | 00:14:32,080 | What's with you and Mom? | What's with you and Mom? |
179 | 00:14:32,122 | 00:14:36,835 | I can never find the ketchup. Where does she hide the ketchup? | I can never find the ketchup. Where does she hide the ketchup? |
180 | 00:14:37,753 | 00:14:40,756 | I haven't lived here in 10 years. | I haven't lived here in 10 years. |
181 | 00:14:40,797 | 00:14:44,718 | She kept the peanut butter on the top shelf. Try there. | She kept the peanut butter on the top shelf. Try there. |
182 | 00:14:45,219 | 00:14:46,428 | Here it is. | Here it is. |
183 | 00:14:46,470 | 00:14:49,973 | Your mother hated me using ketchup. She couldn't cook. | Your mother hated me using ketchup. She couldn't cook. |
184 | 00:14:50,224 | 00:14:54,269 | You know, the dog didn't die. He committed suicide. | You know, the dog didn't die. He committed suicide. |
185 | 00:14:54,937 | 00:14:57,356 | Now that's a piece of meat. | Now that's a piece of meat. |
186 | 00:14:57,397 | 00:14:59,566 | Want anything for breakfast? | Want anything for breakfast? |
187 | 00:15:01,777 | 00:15:03,487 | So... | So... |
188 | 00:15:03,529 | 00:15:05,280 | ...Mom left? | ...Mom left? |
189 | 00:15:05,322 | 00:15:07,449 | Do you see anyone else here? | Do you see anyone else here? |
190 | 00:15:08,325 | 00:15:12,120 | Will you tell me, or are we gonna play 20 questions? | Will you tell me, or are we gonna play 20 questions? |
191 | 00:15:13,121 | 00:15:16,333 | I told you. She walked out, she left. | I told you. She walked out, she left. |
192 | 00:15:16,959 | 00:15:18,794 | Do you know where she is? | Do you know where she is? |
193 | 00:15:19,044 | 00:15:20,629 | Who cares? | Who cares? |
194 | 00:15:22,172 | 00:15:24,508 | I'm better off without her. | I'm better off without her. |
195 | 00:15:25,634 | 00:15:28,637 | She was some bundle of fun, that one. | She was some bundle of fun, that one. |
196 | 00:15:28,679 | 00:15:31,431 | My sides still hurt from laughing. | My sides still hurt from laughing. |
197 | 00:15:32,766 | 00:15:36,311 | It's not your problem. I won't waste your time. | It's not your problem. I won't waste your time. |
198 | 00:15:36,353 | 00:15:38,188 | Be fair. | Be fair. |
199 | 00:15:38,522 | 00:15:42,818 | I hear from you three times. For Christmas, hockey tickets... | I hear from you three times. For Christmas, hockey tickets... |
200 | 00:15:43,068 | 00:15:45,904 | ...and "your mother has left me." | ...and "your mother has left me." |
201 | 00:15:46,154 | 00:15:49,491 | You wanna leave. You been here 10 minutes already. | You wanna leave. You been here 10 minutes already. |
202 | 00:15:49,908 | 00:15:52,327 | Got a blond on the other pillow? | Got a blond on the other pillow? |
203 | 00:15:52,578 | 00:15:55,998 | A redhead in jeans with the name across the ass? | A redhead in jeans with the name across the ass? |
204 | 00:15:56,331 | 00:16:00,335 | When I was a kid we didn't need a name, just an ass. | When I was a kid we didn't need a name, just an ass. |
205 | 00:16:02,588 | 00:16:04,590 | Go on, get out of here. | Go on, get out of here. |
206 | 00:16:40,834 | 00:16:42,711 | Cut! Cut! | Cut! Cut! |
207 | 00:16:42,753 | 00:16:44,213 | What is going on here?! | What is going on here?! |
208 | 00:16:44,588 | 00:16:46,465 | What's down here? | What's down here? |
209 | 00:16:46,715 | 00:16:49,676 | -Why are my glasses on the set? -What? | -Why are my glasses on the set? -What? |
210 | 00:16:49,927 | 00:16:52,387 | Listen honey, it's "Jeu de paume." | Listen honey, it's "Jeu de paume." |
211 | 00:16:52,429 | 00:16:55,265 | -It's not "Jeu de roller-derby." -He moved. | -It's not "Jeu de roller-derby." -He moved. |
212 | 00:16:55,307 | 00:16:58,352 | You're ripping his face off. Take five. | You're ripping his face off. Take five. |
213 | 00:16:58,393 | 00:16:59,895 | Take a break. | Take a break. |
214 | 00:16:59,937 | 00:17:01,855 | Seven minutes to lunch? | Seven minutes to lunch? |
215 | 00:17:01,897 | 00:17:05,192 | You said yes to the Sony, no to the drunk driving. | You said yes to the Sony, no to the drunk driving. |
216 | 00:17:05,442 | 00:17:07,778 | -Jane wants you. -I'll be back. | -Jane wants you. -I'll be back. |
217 | 00:17:07,819 | 00:17:10,906 | -Talk to me. -Lunch at Spiages. | -Talk to me. -Lunch at Spiages. |
218 | 00:17:10,948 | 00:17:13,492 | The no-tie meeting's at 2:30. | The no-tie meeting's at 2:30. |
219 | 00:17:13,534 | 00:17:16,118 | -Donna call? -I left three messages. | -Donna call? -I left three messages. |
220 | 00:17:16,161 | 00:17:18,955 | Someone claiming to be your mother-- | Someone claiming to be your mother-- |
221 | 00:17:18,997 | 00:17:22,416 | -Wait. My mother? -She said she was. | -Wait. My mother? -She said she was. |
222 | 00:17:22,459 | 00:17:25,087 | I didn't know you had parents. | I didn't know you had parents. |
223 | 00:17:25,337 | 00:17:28,757 | -Get her on the phone. -There's just an address. | -Get her on the phone. -There's just an address. |
224 | 00:17:28,799 | 00:17:31,844 | I've got seven layouts. | I've got seven layouts. |
225 | 00:17:31,885 | 00:17:34,429 | Rog, we can't break this long. | Rog, we can't break this long. |
226 | 00:17:34,471 | 00:17:37,474 | -Break's over. -Thanks. Just nod at me. | -Break's over. -Thanks. Just nod at me. |
227 | 00:17:37,516 | 00:17:42,229 | The client sees me telling you that smoke won't cover the product. | The client sees me telling you that smoke won't cover the product. |
228 | 00:17:42,271 | 00:17:44,648 | Find out exactly where this is. | Find out exactly where this is. |
229 | 00:18:00,205 | 00:18:03,292 | I rented the apartment from Lucille. | I rented the apartment from Lucille. |
230 | 00:18:03,584 | 00:18:07,087 | She was our cleaning lady when you were 6. | She was our cleaning lady when you were 6. |
231 | 00:18:07,129 | 00:18:09,756 | My mind was cluttered when I was 6. | My mind was cluttered when I was 6. |
232 | 00:18:10,591 | 00:18:13,927 | -Say hello to Lucille, David. -Hello, David. | -Say hello to Lucille, David. -Hello, David. |
233 | 00:18:13,969 | 00:18:16,096 | -Good seeing you. -You too. | -Good seeing you. -You too. |
234 | 00:18:16,346 | 00:18:19,349 | -Meet my husband, Arthur. -How do you do? | -Meet my husband, Arthur. -How do you do? |
235 | 00:18:20,684 | 00:18:23,061 | Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille. | Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille. |
236 | 00:18:23,103 | 00:18:25,189 | She was a little taller. | She was a little taller. |
237 | 00:18:25,981 | 00:18:30,652 | After 36 years of being married, you pretend it didn't happen? | After 36 years of being married, you pretend it didn't happen? |
238 | 00:18:30,694 | 00:18:32,404 | Is that it, Mom? | Is that it, Mom? |
239 | 00:18:38,368 | 00:18:40,787 | Is that what your father said? | Is that what your father said? |
240 | 00:18:40,829 | 00:18:43,624 | I just walked out all of a sudden? | I just walked out all of a sudden? |
241 | 00:18:44,333 | 00:18:47,461 | No, he didn't. We just looked for ketchup. | No, he didn't. We just looked for ketchup. |
242 | 00:18:47,711 | 00:18:52,299 | You don't know what it was like since you moved away. | You don't know what it was like since you moved away. |
243 | 00:18:52,799 | 00:18:55,302 | There was nobody to talk to. | There was nobody to talk to. |
244 | 00:18:55,344 | 00:18:58,847 | He came home and there was still nobody to talk to. | He came home and there was still nobody to talk to. |
245 | 00:18:59,097 | 00:19:03,727 | I'd check his club chair. That's how I knew he was home. | I'd check his club chair. That's how I knew he was home. |
246 | 00:19:03,769 | 00:19:09,149 | I didn't leave because of the yelling. I left because of the silence. | I didn't leave because of the yelling. I left because of the silence. |
247 | 00:19:09,191 | 00:19:12,194 | You don't have to tell me the whole thing. | You don't have to tell me the whole thing. |
248 | 00:19:14,571 | 00:19:19,076 | It took every ounce of courage I could muster to walk out. | It took every ounce of courage I could muster to walk out. |
249 | 00:19:34,716 | 00:19:36,134 | That's right. | That's right. |
250 | 00:19:36,176 | 00:19:39,346 | Who can say that amoebas don't make noise? | Who can say that amoebas don't make noise? |
251 | 00:19:39,388 | 00:19:43,767 | The point of this acting exercise is uninhibited body motion... | The point of this acting exercise is uninhibited body motion... |
252 | 00:19:44,017 | 00:19:46,395 | ...speech, sound. | ...speech, sound. |
253 | 00:19:48,522 | 00:19:50,816 | Open it up! | Open it up! |
254 | 00:19:51,567 | 00:19:56,864 | Michael over here is making very, very good amoeba noises. | Michael over here is making very, very good amoeba noises. |
255 | 00:19:57,155 | 00:20:00,993 | -Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing? -Making baby amoebas. | -Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing? -Making baby amoebas. |
256 | 00:20:01,034 | 00:20:05,330 | -You wouldn't know how. -I'd prefer asexual reproduction... | -You wouldn't know how. -I'd prefer asexual reproduction... |
257 | 00:20:05,372 | 00:20:08,041 | ...if you don't mind. Thank you. | ...if you don't mind. Thank you. |
258 | 00:20:08,083 | 00:20:10,752 | Is this a required class, Amoebas 101? | Is this a required class, Amoebas 101? |
259 | 00:20:11,003 | 00:20:13,630 | -David. -Professor Donna Martin. | -David. -Professor Donna Martin. |
260 | 00:20:14,131 | 00:20:17,050 | Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere. | Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere. |
261 | 00:20:18,343 | 00:20:19,970 | Open it up. | Open it up. |
262 | 00:20:20,012 | 00:20:23,390 | Open it up. Use your vocal capacity. | Open it up. Use your vocal capacity. |
263 | 00:20:23,640 | 00:20:28,979 | -Did I forget something? -You promised to come to my play. | -Did I forget something? -You promised to come to my play. |
264 | 00:20:29,021 | 00:20:32,733 | Just admit that you hate experimental theater. | Just admit that you hate experimental theater. |
265 | 00:20:32,774 | 00:20:34,735 | -That's not true. -You do. | -That's not true. -You do. |
266 | 00:20:34,776 | 00:20:38,739 | I did an experiment to see if I could enjoy it without... | I did an experiment to see if I could enjoy it without... |
267 | 00:20:38,780 | 00:20:41,867 | ...actually being in the theater. | ...actually being in the theater. |
268 | 00:20:42,534 | 00:20:43,994 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
269 | 00:20:44,703 | 00:20:47,706 | No foreign amoebas, please. | No foreign amoebas, please. |
270 | 00:20:49,833 | 00:20:51,168 | Better. | Better. |
271 | 00:20:52,628 | 00:20:55,547 | Are we working you too hard, Bubba? | Are we working you too hard, Bubba? |
272 | 00:20:55,589 | 00:20:59,343 | -All right, take five. -I gotta go to the bathroom. | -All right, take five. -I gotta go to the bathroom. |
273 | 00:20:59,384 | 00:21:01,929 | There's a lot I'd like to get to... | There's a lot I'd like to get to... |
274 | 00:21:01,970 | 00:21:06,058 | ...so let's make this a 15-minute "take five," please. | ...so let's make this a 15-minute "take five," please. |
275 | 00:21:06,099 | 00:21:08,602 | Very nice. Good amoeba-ing. | Very nice. Good amoeba-ing. |
276 | 00:21:08,936 | 00:21:10,729 | Nice. Very good. | Nice. Very good. |
277 | 00:21:10,771 | 00:21:12,564 | Oh, good book? | Oh, good book? |
278 | 00:21:12,606 | 00:21:15,150 | You were the best, Bubba. So far. | You were the best, Bubba. So far. |
279 | 00:21:15,192 | 00:21:17,778 | Ms. Martin, is he your boyfriend? | Ms. Martin, is he your boyfriend? |
280 | 00:21:18,570 | 00:21:21,823 | He's an old flame, an old high-school flame. | He's an old flame, an old high-school flame. |
281 | 00:21:22,366 | 00:21:26,328 | This is what you want to avoid later in life. | This is what you want to avoid later in life. |
282 | 00:21:30,374 | 00:21:32,334 | I don't know, David. | I don't know, David. |
283 | 00:21:32,376 | 00:21:35,337 | My parents were divorced when I was 10. | My parents were divorced when I was 10. |
284 | 00:21:35,921 | 00:21:40,133 | My mom said: "Don't live in the same city as your parents." | My mom said: "Don't live in the same city as your parents." |
285 | 00:21:40,175 | 00:21:43,887 | What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move. | What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move. |
286 | 00:21:43,929 | 00:21:47,641 | I didn't mean that they should move. I meant.... | I didn't mean that they should move. I meant.... |
287 | 00:21:48,183 | 00:21:50,561 | You know what my scenario was? | You know what my scenario was? |
288 | 00:21:50,602 | 00:21:54,398 | I was gonna move away into a luxurious mansion... | I was gonna move away into a luxurious mansion... |
289 | 00:21:54,439 | 00:21:56,567 | ...and they'd visit me once. | ...and they'd visit me once. |
290 | 00:21:56,608 | 00:21:59,278 | "What a nice mansion. We love you." | "What a nice mansion. We love you." |
291 | 00:21:59,528 | 00:22:03,907 | I'd say, "I love you too." Then they would go away and die. | I'd say, "I love you too." Then they would go away and die. |
292 | 00:22:05,200 | 00:22:07,411 | Does this make me an asshole? | Does this make me an asshole? |
293 | 00:22:07,452 | 00:22:10,747 | My ex-husband, Hank, he was an asshole. | My ex-husband, Hank, he was an asshole. |
294 | 00:22:10,789 | 00:22:12,249 | You're just-- | You're just-- |
295 | 00:22:12,291 | 00:22:15,377 | Childish, immature, selfish? I am. | Childish, immature, selfish? I am. |
296 | 00:22:15,419 | 00:22:18,088 | I make a lot for being this way. | I make a lot for being this way. |
297 | 00:22:18,338 | 00:22:21,216 | It is economically unsound to grow up. | It is economically unsound to grow up. |
298 | 00:22:22,176 | 00:22:26,138 | If I did grow up and became an adult, what would I do? | If I did grow up and became an adult, what would I do? |
299 | 00:22:36,899 | 00:22:39,359 | Good afternoon, Nat. | Good afternoon, Nat. |
300 | 00:22:39,401 | 00:22:41,862 | Hi, Max. Got any tips for me? | Hi, Max. Got any tips for me? |
301 | 00:22:41,904 | 00:22:44,781 | Don't go swimming after a heavy meal. | Don't go swimming after a heavy meal. |
302 | 00:22:44,823 | 00:22:47,743 | I have girlie pictures I wanna show you. | I have girlie pictures I wanna show you. |
303 | 00:22:47,784 | 00:22:51,121 | If they're as bad as last week, keep them. | If they're as bad as last week, keep them. |
304 | 00:22:51,788 | 00:22:56,335 | Mr. Young, a prune Danish and a seltzer. | Mr. Young, a prune Danish and a seltzer. |
305 | 00:22:56,376 | 00:22:58,295 | You got it, Max. | You got it, Max. |
306 | 00:23:05,344 | 00:23:07,554 | -Hello, Max. -Hey, Sal. | -Hello, Max. -Hey, Sal. |
307 | 00:23:07,596 | 00:23:10,224 | -How's your wife? -She's fine. | -How's your wife? -She's fine. |
308 | 00:23:10,474 | 00:23:14,394 | Send her my best, even though I know she never liked me. | Send her my best, even though I know she never liked me. |
309 | 00:23:14,645 | 00:23:17,314 | She never liked me either. | She never liked me either. |
310 | 00:23:17,940 | 00:23:22,236 | He's a riot. Max Basner, last of the old-time salesmen. | He's a riot. Max Basner, last of the old-time salesmen. |
311 | 00:23:23,612 | 00:23:24,780 | The pens arrived. | The pens arrived. |
312 | 00:23:29,409 | 00:23:33,539 | -"Stolen from the desk--" -"Of Max Basner." | -"Stolen from the desk--" -"Of Max Basner." |
313 | 00:23:34,957 | 00:23:36,917 | It just so happens... | It just so happens... |
314 | 00:23:36,959 | 00:23:39,920 | ...that this is a great sales gimmick. | ...that this is a great sales gimmick. |
315 | 00:23:40,462 | 00:23:42,881 | It's also a way to meet women. | It's also a way to meet women. |
316 | 00:23:42,923 | 00:23:45,676 | If you were as interested in sales... | If you were as interested in sales... |
317 | 00:23:45,926 | 00:23:49,471 | -...we'd all be rich! -Don't you dare yell at me. | -...we'd all be rich! -Don't you dare yell at me. |
318 | 00:23:49,721 | 00:23:52,057 | You're talking to Max Basner. | You're talking to Max Basner. |
319 | 00:23:53,809 | 00:23:57,980 | I've been a top salesman in this company for 35 years. | I've been a top salesman in this company for 35 years. |
320 | 00:23:58,021 | 00:24:00,107 | Okay. I'm sorry, Max. | Okay. I'm sorry, Max. |
321 | 00:24:00,399 | 00:24:05,737 | Mr. Keenan from New York has been on me. Just do better, Max. | Mr. Keenan from New York has been on me. Just do better, Max. |
322 | 00:24:06,530 | 00:24:09,575 | Okay? Just do better. | Okay? Just do better. |
323 | 00:24:32,764 | 00:24:34,516 | Over here, boss. | Over here, boss. |
324 | 00:24:35,100 | 00:24:39,688 | -Let's hit the pool. -Wait, first close your eyes. | -Let's hit the pool. -Wait, first close your eyes. |
325 | 00:24:41,607 | 00:24:43,984 | I want an honest opinion. | I want an honest opinion. |
326 | 00:24:44,026 | 00:24:47,070 | -Who are you grateful to? -You, Charlie Gargas. | -Who are you grateful to? -You, Charlie Gargas. |
327 | 00:24:47,321 | 00:24:49,656 | Open your eyes and don't laugh. | Open your eyes and don't laugh. |
328 | 00:24:51,033 | 00:24:52,784 | Oh, it's you. | Oh, it's you. |
329 | 00:24:53,202 | 00:24:55,704 | -I don't look dumb in this? -No. | -I don't look dumb in this? -No. |
330 | 00:24:55,746 | 00:24:57,789 | It looks great. I want one. | It looks great. I want one. |
331 | 00:24:59,541 | 00:25:02,586 | I'm gonna be in Advertising Age Magazine. | I'm gonna be in Advertising Age Magazine. |
332 | 00:25:02,628 | 00:25:05,339 | A horrible title. They're staring. | A horrible title. They're staring. |
333 | 00:25:05,380 | 00:25:08,425 | -I heard a laugh. -Changing subject: | -I heard a laugh. -Changing subject: |
334 | 00:25:08,467 | 00:25:11,845 | -Colonial Airlines is up for grabs. -I know. | -Colonial Airlines is up for grabs. -I know. |
335 | 00:25:11,887 | 00:25:16,058 | Three agencies will do presentations. We need to be there. | Three agencies will do presentations. We need to be there. |
336 | 00:25:16,391 | 00:25:20,854 | I've set up a dinner for you and the owner, Andrew Woolridge. | I've set up a dinner for you and the owner, Andrew Woolridge. |
337 | 00:25:20,896 | 00:25:23,982 | He's a former Navy pilot. | He's a former Navy pilot. |
338 | 00:25:24,024 | 00:25:27,152 | He's private, cautious, a man of few words. | He's private, cautious, a man of few words. |
339 | 00:25:27,194 | 00:25:30,906 | Or he's dumb, paranoid and totally off his rocker. | Or he's dumb, paranoid and totally off his rocker. |
340 | 00:25:30,948 | 00:25:33,075 | Nobody knows for sure. | Nobody knows for sure. |
341 | 00:25:33,116 | 00:25:35,536 | -You're staring again. -What? No. | -You're staring again. -What? No. |
342 | 00:25:35,577 | 00:25:37,371 | -Yes, you are. -No. | -Yes, you are. -No. |
343 | 00:25:38,163 | 00:25:42,167 | It's time for the real test. Let's go. Follow me. | It's time for the real test. Let's go. Follow me. |
344 | 00:25:42,209 | 00:25:45,546 | Looks good from the back. Real test of what? | Looks good from the back. Real test of what? |
345 | 00:25:46,171 | 00:25:49,967 | -How it looks underwater. -It'll look fabulous. | -How it looks underwater. -It'll look fabulous. |
346 | 00:25:50,300 | 00:25:51,593 | Hold this, please. | Hold this, please. |
347 | 00:25:56,932 | 00:25:58,308 | How's it look? | How's it look? |
348 | 00:25:58,559 | 00:25:59,935 | It's over there. | It's over there. |
349 | 00:26:01,687 | 00:26:03,647 | Oh, shit, it's sinking. | Oh, shit, it's sinking. |
350 | 00:26:26,795 | 00:26:28,547 | Room 432, please. | Room 432, please. |
351 | 00:26:31,133 | 00:26:33,177 | I'll try back, thanks. | I'll try back, thanks. |
352 | 00:26:37,598 | 00:26:40,726 | Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? | Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? |
353 | 00:26:40,767 | 00:26:42,895 | Yes, it is... | Yes, it is... |
354 | 00:26:42,936 | 00:26:45,647 | ...let's see, 7:30. | ...let's see, 7:30. |
355 | 00:26:45,689 | 00:26:50,485 | We better hurry or the Renaissance will arrive and we'll be painting. | We better hurry or the Renaissance will arrive and we'll be painting. |
356 | 00:26:50,527 | 00:26:52,738 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
357 | 00:26:53,280 | 00:26:55,449 | It's a line from a movie. | It's a line from a movie. |
358 | 00:26:55,490 | 00:26:59,620 | Didn't work. A Woody Allen movie. Does that carry weight? | Didn't work. A Woody Allen movie. Does that carry weight? |
359 | 00:26:59,661 | 00:27:01,330 | No, it doesn't. | No, it doesn't. |
360 | 00:27:02,039 | 00:27:03,957 | But it wasn't a disaster. | But it wasn't a disaster. |
361 | 00:27:05,834 | 00:27:08,337 | Why don't we try some honesty? | Why don't we try some honesty? |
362 | 00:27:08,378 | 00:27:12,424 | I've the most important business dinner of my career tonight. | I've the most important business dinner of my career tonight. |
363 | 00:27:12,466 | 00:27:13,884 | What career is it? | What career is it? |
364 | 00:27:13,926 | 00:27:19,097 | Advertising. After seeing you, it doesn't seem that important anymore. | Advertising. After seeing you, it doesn't seem that important anymore. |
365 | 00:27:19,640 | 00:27:24,895 | -My name is Basner, David Basner. -David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne. | -My name is Basner, David Basner. -David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne. |
366 | 00:27:27,648 | 00:27:30,859 | I don't know how long my dinner will take... | I don't know how long my dinner will take... |
367 | 00:27:30,901 | 00:27:33,654 | ...but could we have a drink later? | ...but could we have a drink later? |
368 | 00:27:34,321 | 00:27:36,114 | No, we can't. | No, we can't. |
369 | 00:27:39,618 | 00:27:44,122 | Is my nose bleeding? I just got tagged. Ouch. | Is my nose bleeding? I just got tagged. Ouch. |
370 | 00:27:45,457 | 00:27:50,546 | -You know the Heimlich maneuver? -Why, certainly, sir. | -You know the Heimlich maneuver? -Why, certainly, sir. |
371 | 00:27:50,587 | 00:27:52,256 | I'll have the trout. | I'll have the trout. |
372 | 00:27:52,297 | 00:27:55,843 | -I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge. -This way, please. | -I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge. -This way, please. |
373 | 00:27:58,595 | 00:27:59,930 | Mr. Woolridge? | Mr. Woolridge? |
374 | 00:28:00,556 | 00:28:02,015 | David Basner. | David Basner. |
375 | 00:28:02,057 | 00:28:07,729 | I appreciate you seeing me for dinner. They serve a notorious lobster bisque. | I appreciate you seeing me for dinner. They serve a notorious lobster bisque. |
376 | 00:28:07,771 | 00:28:09,106 | No dinner. | No dinner. |
377 | 00:28:10,941 | 00:28:13,235 | I'm sorry. No dinner? | I'm sorry. No dinner? |
378 | 00:28:13,277 | 00:28:17,990 | Did I stutter? I said no dinner. I eat alone. We're having drinks. | Did I stutter? I said no dinner. I eat alone. We're having drinks. |
379 | 00:28:18,657 | 00:28:20,158 | I see. | I see. |
380 | 00:28:21,410 | 00:28:24,329 | I'll have a white wine spritzer, please. | I'll have a white wine spritzer, please. |
381 | 00:28:24,371 | 00:28:28,166 | -I said we're having drinks. -Stoli on the rocks. | -I said we're having drinks. -Stoli on the rocks. |
382 | 00:28:30,127 | 00:28:32,087 | I'll get to the point. | I'll get to the point. |
383 | 00:28:32,796 | 00:28:36,508 | It's great that you're considering a Chicago agency. | It's great that you're considering a Chicago agency. |
384 | 00:28:36,550 | 00:28:39,636 | New York is New York. L.A., who knows. | New York is New York. L.A., who knows. |
385 | 00:28:39,678 | 00:28:41,722 | Chicago is the U.S. of A. | Chicago is the U.S. of A. |
386 | 00:28:41,763 | 00:28:45,851 | Boile, Gargas and Lionel can't wait to do a presentation. | Boile, Gargas and Lionel can't wait to do a presentation. |
387 | 00:28:45,893 | 00:28:49,897 | So much so, we're willing to do it on spec. | So much so, we're willing to do it on spec. |
388 | 00:28:49,938 | 00:28:55,068 | Sometimes I eat my whole meal just using my salad fork. | Sometimes I eat my whole meal just using my salad fork. |
389 | 00:28:55,736 | 00:28:56,945 | Really? | Really? |
390 | 00:28:56,987 | 00:28:59,198 | I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that. | I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that. |
391 | 00:29:01,033 | 00:29:02,242 | Anyway.... | Anyway.... |
392 | 00:29:02,284 | 00:29:04,494 | Sorry, I had to make some calls. | Sorry, I had to make some calls. |
393 | 00:29:05,120 | 00:29:08,916 | Cheryl Ann Wayne, media director of Colonial Airlines. | Cheryl Ann Wayne, media director of Colonial Airlines. |
394 | 00:29:09,416 | 00:29:13,921 | -I was with Capital Air-- -You already have the job. | -I was with Capital Air-- -You already have the job. |
395 | 00:29:13,962 | 00:29:15,964 | I want to hear about him. | I want to hear about him. |
396 | 00:29:16,006 | 00:29:19,301 | They're one of three top agencies in the Midwest. | They're one of three top agencies in the Midwest. |
397 | 00:29:19,551 | 00:29:22,137 | They are strong with TV spots. | They are strong with TV spots. |
398 | 00:29:22,179 | 00:29:26,642 | Basner's the new Creative Director. He's good, but a bit impulsive. | Basner's the new Creative Director. He's good, but a bit impulsive. |
399 | 00:29:26,892 | 00:29:29,770 | He gives up everything for a pretty face. | He gives up everything for a pretty face. |
400 | 00:29:30,354 | 00:29:32,648 | And I wear bikini briefs. | And I wear bikini briefs. |
401 | 00:29:34,316 | 00:29:37,736 | -It's for you, Ms. Wayne. -Thank you. Excuse me. | -It's for you, Ms. Wayne. -Thank you. Excuse me. |
402 | 00:29:38,570 | 00:29:39,738 | Hello? | Hello? |
403 | 00:29:40,614 | 00:29:41,907 | Yes, Bill. | Yes, Bill. |
404 | 00:29:42,866 | 00:29:45,744 | That won't do. I need the report tomorrow. | That won't do. I need the report tomorrow. |
405 | 00:29:46,453 | 00:29:47,955 | Yes, I'm holding. | Yes, I'm holding. |
406 | 00:29:50,249 | 00:29:55,128 | I was meaning to ask you, by eating with the salad fork... | I was meaning to ask you, by eating with the salad fork... |
407 | 00:29:55,170 | 00:29:57,673 | ...does that include the soup? | ...does that include the soup? |
408 | 00:30:16,441 | 00:30:20,821 | -You don't stay in the same hotel? -Never where the boss stays. | -You don't stay in the same hotel? -Never where the boss stays. |
409 | 00:30:20,863 | 00:30:22,614 | I like my privacy. | I like my privacy. |
410 | 00:30:22,656 | 00:30:26,535 | I don't usually mix business with pleasure... | I don't usually mix business with pleasure... |
411 | 00:30:26,577 | 00:30:29,204 | ...but I didn't get to eat. | ...but I didn't get to eat. |
412 | 00:30:29,454 | 00:30:31,290 | This is nice. | This is nice. |
413 | 00:30:31,957 | 00:30:34,877 | Basner, let's talk. | Basner, let's talk. |
414 | 00:30:35,252 | 00:30:39,214 | It's difficult for a woman in the corporate world. | It's difficult for a woman in the corporate world. |
415 | 00:30:39,256 | 00:30:43,844 | We're labeled as having slept our way to the top. I don't have to. | We're labeled as having slept our way to the top. I don't have to. |
416 | 00:30:44,094 | 00:30:49,266 | I have an MBA from the Wharton School of Business and other credentials. | I have an MBA from the Wharton School of Business and other credentials. |
417 | 00:30:49,308 | 00:30:53,687 | We'll be fine if you stay on your side of the line. | We'll be fine if you stay on your side of the line. |
418 | 00:30:53,729 | 00:30:59,067 | If you cross it, I'm fully capable of kicking you in the balls. | If you cross it, I'm fully capable of kicking you in the balls. |
419 | 00:31:03,530 | 00:31:05,991 | I went to the Wharton School. | I went to the Wharton School. |
420 | 00:31:06,033 | 00:31:09,453 | -That's a lie. -Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry. | -That's a lie. -Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry. |
421 | 00:31:09,494 | 00:31:13,373 | I'm protecting my balls, just as at one time or another... | I'm protecting my balls, just as at one time or another... |
422 | 00:31:13,415 | 00:31:15,959 | ...you have protected your own. | ...you have protected your own. |
423 | 00:31:17,711 | 00:31:21,215 | Are you suggesting that I come on too strong? | Are you suggesting that I come on too strong? |
424 | 00:31:21,256 | 00:31:25,302 | -Not for a sumo wrestler. -Your car, ma'am. | -Not for a sumo wrestler. -Your car, ma'am. |
425 | 00:31:32,017 | 00:31:34,520 | -Get in. -I beg your pardon? | -Get in. -I beg your pardon? |
426 | 00:31:34,561 | 00:31:38,607 | Leave your car and get in. I'll take you home. | Leave your car and get in. I'll take you home. |
427 | 00:31:44,947 | 00:31:48,450 | -Where do you live? -South Dearborn. | -Where do you live? -South Dearborn. |
428 | 00:31:48,492 | 00:31:50,994 | Good. I like new places. | Good. I like new places. |
429 | 00:31:59,628 | 00:32:04,633 | Well, I sure am enjoying working with Colonial Airlines so far. | Well, I sure am enjoying working with Colonial Airlines so far. |
430 | 00:32:05,467 | 00:32:07,052 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
431 | 00:32:07,094 | 00:32:10,848 | I'm enjoying you. Definitely. | I'm enjoying you. Definitely. |
432 | 00:32:11,515 | 00:32:15,310 | You have no presentation, much less an account. | You have no presentation, much less an account. |
433 | 00:32:15,352 | 00:32:18,730 | These are details I will handle. | These are details I will handle. |
434 | 00:32:20,732 | 00:32:22,985 | You're cocky. | You're cocky. |
435 | 00:32:23,026 | 00:32:25,153 | My father likes that. | My father likes that. |
436 | 00:32:25,821 | 00:32:27,698 | Well... | Well... |
437 | 00:32:28,532 | 00:32:31,869 | ...I'll have to meet him. What does he do? | ...I'll have to meet him. What does he do? |
438 | 00:32:32,578 | 00:32:36,039 | He has a nice job with Colonial Airlines. | He has a nice job with Colonial Airlines. |
439 | 00:32:36,832 | 00:32:38,417 | Yeah. He owns it. | Yeah. He owns it. |
440 | 00:32:42,212 | 00:32:45,424 | -Your father's Andrew Woolridge? -That's right. | -Your father's Andrew Woolridge? -That's right. |
441 | 00:32:47,050 | 00:32:49,761 | You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter? | You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter? |
442 | 00:32:49,803 | 00:32:53,473 | I'm in bed with a client's-- Your name is Wayne... | I'm in bed with a client's-- Your name is Wayne... |
443 | 00:32:53,515 | 00:32:56,977 | ...so I was in bed with his married daughter. | ...so I was in bed with his married daughter. |
444 | 00:32:57,019 | 00:33:00,105 | Oh, way to go, Basner. | Oh, way to go, Basner. |
445 | 00:33:00,689 | 00:33:02,316 | Are you a minor too? | Are you a minor too? |
446 | 00:33:02,357 | 00:33:05,485 | I'll just turn myself in to the police now. | I'll just turn myself in to the police now. |
447 | 00:33:05,736 | 00:33:09,698 | -Does your husband own anything? -There's no husband. | -Does your husband own anything? -There's no husband. |
448 | 00:33:10,449 | 00:33:12,784 | Wayne is my mother's name. | Wayne is my mother's name. |
449 | 00:33:12,826 | 00:33:15,871 | I don't want to trade on nepotism. | I don't want to trade on nepotism. |
450 | 00:33:16,288 | 00:33:21,251 | -You're still Woolridge's baby girl. -Basner, I'm a big girl. | -You're still Woolridge's baby girl. -Basner, I'm a big girl. |
451 | 00:33:21,502 | 00:33:24,755 | I chose to come here. Now I choose to go. | I chose to come here. Now I choose to go. |
452 | 00:33:24,796 | 00:33:27,132 | You can handle it any way you want. | You can handle it any way you want. |
453 | 00:33:29,968 | 00:33:32,387 | Well, you don't have to leave. | Well, you don't have to leave. |
454 | 00:33:32,721 | 00:33:35,766 | Why are you leaving? Wait a minute! | Why are you leaving? Wait a minute! |
455 | 00:33:35,807 | 00:33:38,894 | I thought we'd spend some time together! | I thought we'd spend some time together! |
456 | 00:33:39,144 | 00:33:42,022 | The before was awfully quick. | The before was awfully quick. |
457 | 00:33:42,272 | 00:33:45,192 | The middle was nice. Very-- Really nice. | The middle was nice. Very-- Really nice. |
458 | 00:33:45,442 | 00:33:48,654 | But I was hoping we could prolong... | But I was hoping we could prolong... |
459 | 00:33:48,695 | 00:33:52,741 | ...the after for a while. Spend some time together. | ...the after for a while. Spend some time together. |
460 | 00:33:54,868 | 00:33:58,080 | I think we've spent enough time together. | I think we've spent enough time together. |
461 | 00:33:58,121 | 00:33:59,623 | -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. | -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. |
462 | 00:33:59,665 | 00:34:02,334 | All I know is you look great in black... | All I know is you look great in black... |
463 | 00:34:02,376 | 00:34:04,503 | -...and that you're very-- -I work. | -...and that you're very-- -I work. |
464 | 00:34:04,545 | 00:34:07,756 | -Busy. -I have to prepare for meetings. | -Busy. -I have to prepare for meetings. |
465 | 00:34:07,798 | 00:34:11,217 | It was nice. Let's not make an opera out of it. | It was nice. Let's not make an opera out of it. |
466 | 00:34:11,260 | 00:34:13,011 | Gray or red door? | Gray or red door? |
467 | 00:34:13,053 | 00:34:16,514 | The gray. Oh, red if you're going. | The gray. Oh, red if you're going. |
468 | 00:34:16,556 | 00:34:21,562 | I wanted to keep you here. So unlike a one-nighter then, huh? | I wanted to keep you here. So unlike a one-nighter then, huh? |
469 | 00:34:21,603 | 00:34:24,898 | I'm sure you've done this plenty of times. | I'm sure you've done this plenty of times. |
470 | 00:34:25,357 | 00:34:27,734 | It has to be a one-nighter. | It has to be a one-nighter. |
471 | 00:34:27,775 | 00:34:31,655 | You're uncomfortable being with the boss' daughter. | You're uncomfortable being with the boss' daughter. |
472 | 00:34:38,370 | 00:34:41,831 | Seduced and abandoned.... | Seduced and abandoned.... |
473 | 00:34:44,293 | 00:34:46,795 | -Hello? -Hi. Andrew Woolridge. | -Hello? -Hi. Andrew Woolridge. |
474 | 00:34:47,045 | 00:34:49,965 | -I want to meet tomorrow. -What? | -I want to meet tomorrow. -What? |
475 | 00:34:50,007 | 00:34:53,635 | -Bad connection, could you speak up? -Sure. | -Bad connection, could you speak up? -Sure. |
476 | 00:34:53,677 | 00:34:56,804 | Woolridge here. I'd like you to meet me-- | Woolridge here. I'd like you to meet me-- |
477 | 00:34:56,847 | 00:35:00,642 | Please speak into the phone. I can't hear you. | Please speak into the phone. I can't hear you. |
478 | 00:35:00,684 | 00:35:04,479 | I'm speaking into the damn phone. This is Andrew-- | I'm speaking into the damn phone. This is Andrew-- |
479 | 00:35:04,730 | 00:35:06,982 | Stop shouting. It's not me. | Stop shouting. It's not me. |
480 | 00:35:07,024 | 00:35:11,195 | You got my machine. Shouting won't do any good. | You got my machine. Shouting won't do any good. |
481 | 00:35:11,236 | 00:35:15,324 | So wait for the beep, and thanks for calling. | So wait for the beep, and thanks for calling. |
482 | 00:35:15,365 | 00:35:17,993 | You have a strange sense of humor. | You have a strange sense of humor. |
483 | 00:35:18,243 | 00:35:21,038 | I like golf. We're going to play... | I like golf. We're going to play... |
484 | 00:35:21,288 | 00:35:24,750 | ...at the Wackcucut Country Club. Be there! | ...at the Wackcucut Country Club. Be there! |
485 | 00:35:28,837 | 00:35:32,132 | To be honest, this is my first time. | To be honest, this is my first time. |
486 | 00:35:32,174 | 00:35:35,427 | I'm out here because I want to work for you. | I'm out here because I want to work for you. |
487 | 00:35:35,469 | 00:35:39,348 | A lot of people'd say that honesty is admirable... | A lot of people'd say that honesty is admirable... |
488 | 00:35:39,389 | 00:35:40,724 | ...but I won't. | ...but I won't. |
489 | 00:35:45,270 | 00:35:47,689 | That's it. That's it. Yes! | That's it. That's it. Yes! |
490 | 00:35:47,731 | 00:35:51,568 | Yes, Mr. Woolridge, you were born to golf. | Yes, Mr. Woolridge, you were born to golf. |
491 | 00:36:07,918 | 00:36:10,879 | No, Mr. Basner. It's the size four. | No, Mr. Basner. It's the size four. |
492 | 00:36:11,213 | 00:36:13,173 | Max. The name is Max. | Max. The name is Max. |
493 | 00:36:13,215 | 00:36:16,677 | If you don't buy anything, it's Mr. Basner. | If you don't buy anything, it's Mr. Basner. |
494 | 00:36:17,135 | 00:36:19,471 | -Four. -The blue and white... | -Four. -The blue and white... |
495 | 00:36:19,513 | 00:36:23,684 | ...with the little sailboat on it. You all right, Max? | ...with the little sailboat on it. You all right, Max? |
496 | 00:36:28,146 | 00:36:31,942 | What kid wouldn't wear that, that lives in Chicago? | What kid wouldn't wear that, that lives in Chicago? |
497 | 00:36:32,192 | 00:36:35,571 | Rough and Tough did that six months ago. | Rough and Tough did that six months ago. |
498 | 00:36:35,612 | 00:36:39,116 | They don't have the colors. I have the colors. | They don't have the colors. I have the colors. |
499 | 00:36:40,576 | 00:36:43,245 | Thanks, Lenna. I understand. | Thanks, Lenna. I understand. |
500 | 00:36:43,287 | 00:36:48,125 | Maybe you'll like the summer line. Thanks again, Lenna. | Maybe you'll like the summer line. Thanks again, Lenna. |
501 | 00:36:48,166 | 00:36:50,460 | Thanks for nothing. | Thanks for nothing. |
502 | 00:37:24,912 | 00:37:27,956 | Oh, shit. Oh, shit! | Oh, shit. Oh, shit! |
503 | 00:37:27,998 | 00:37:30,209 | Hey, mister. You all right? | Hey, mister. You all right? |
504 | 00:37:41,637 | 00:37:43,514 | So how did it happen? | So how did it happen? |
505 | 00:37:43,555 | 00:37:45,766 | You don't need to know how. | You don't need to know how. |
506 | 00:37:45,807 | 00:37:49,895 | I'm the father you kept waiting for two hours. | I'm the father you kept waiting for two hours. |
507 | 00:37:52,064 | 00:37:55,484 | Let's go home. Maybe your mother's back by now. | Let's go home. Maybe your mother's back by now. |
508 | 00:37:55,734 | 00:37:57,945 | I wouldn't know about that. | I wouldn't know about that. |
509 | 00:37:57,986 | 00:38:00,322 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
510 | 00:38:00,364 | 00:38:02,741 | -Well.... -What are you saying?! | -Well.... -What are you saying?! |
511 | 00:38:02,783 | 00:38:05,869 | -She didn't say anything-- -What did she say? | -She didn't say anything-- -What did she say? |
512 | 00:38:08,914 | 00:38:11,083 | She found your cufflinks... | She found your cufflinks... |
513 | 00:38:11,333 | 00:38:14,378 | ...and she asked me to return them. | ...and she asked me to return them. |
514 | 00:38:17,631 | 00:38:20,342 | So she's not coming back. | So she's not coming back. |
515 | 00:38:20,384 | 00:38:22,845 | Who the hell needs her? | Who the hell needs her? |
516 | 00:38:28,100 | 00:38:30,394 | Come on, get in the car! | Come on, get in the car! |
517 | 00:38:38,360 | 00:38:43,031 | Attention, members. The karate and tai chi class schedules... | Attention, members. The karate and tai chi class schedules... |
518 | 00:38:43,073 | 00:38:45,534 | ...are now posted on the board. | ...are now posted on the board. |
519 | 00:38:45,868 | 00:38:50,205 | David, guess what. I got a job. | David, guess what. I got a job. |
520 | 00:38:50,247 | 00:38:55,335 | -You never had one. What can you do? -I'm answering phones. | -You never had one. What can you do? -I'm answering phones. |
521 | 00:38:55,377 | 00:38:59,464 | And I'm brushing up on my office skills and-- | And I'm brushing up on my office skills and-- |
522 | 00:39:00,340 | 00:39:04,011 | It's wonderful. People talk to me and I get paid. | It's wonderful. People talk to me and I get paid. |
523 | 00:39:04,052 | 00:39:08,515 | -Want to get in a typing class? -Jane is helping me brush up. | -Want to get in a typing class? -Jane is helping me brush up. |
524 | 00:39:08,765 | 00:39:13,228 | It's wonderful to have a son whose secretary cares about you. | It's wonderful to have a son whose secretary cares about you. |
525 | 00:39:15,647 | 00:39:18,901 | Isn't it time for that yoga class I paid for? | Isn't it time for that yoga class I paid for? |
526 | 00:39:19,902 | 00:39:22,404 | -David. -Charlie. Hi. | -David. -Charlie. Hi. |
527 | 00:39:24,907 | 00:39:27,618 | -Does it work in the pool? -Gave up swimming. | -Does it work in the pool? -Gave up swimming. |
528 | 00:39:28,994 | 00:39:31,955 | I hear we may have a shot. Say yes. | I hear we may have a shot. Say yes. |
529 | 00:39:31,997 | 00:39:36,126 | Yes. Reading about horse racing, Tesio and ducks. | Yes. Reading about horse racing, Tesio and ducks. |
530 | 00:39:36,168 | 00:39:40,672 | Widgeons, canvasbacks, Donalds, Daffys, all ducks. | Widgeons, canvasbacks, Donalds, Daffys, all ducks. |
531 | 00:39:40,714 | 00:39:44,718 | Don't get carried away with Donalds and Daffys. | Don't get carried away with Donalds and Daffys. |
532 | 00:39:44,760 | 00:39:49,056 | -Be calm. It's an important account. -What account? | -Be calm. It's an important account. -What account? |
533 | 00:39:49,097 | 00:39:52,100 | I'm sorry. Lorraine, my mother, who works. | I'm sorry. Lorraine, my mother, who works. |
534 | 00:39:52,142 | 00:39:54,311 | Charlie Gargas, whom I work for. | Charlie Gargas, whom I work for. |
535 | 00:39:54,353 | 00:39:58,273 | How do you do? This is your sister, not your mother. | How do you do? This is your sister, not your mother. |
536 | 00:39:58,315 | 00:40:02,569 | -He's in advertising, watch out. -Delighted. Excuse me. | -He's in advertising, watch out. -Delighted. Excuse me. |
537 | 00:40:02,819 | 00:40:05,697 | Listen carefully, now. Three things: | Listen carefully, now. Three things: |
538 | 00:40:05,948 | 00:40:08,325 | Use your humor... | Use your humor... |
539 | 00:40:08,367 | 00:40:11,662 | ...speak specifically about the agency... | ...speak specifically about the agency... |
540 | 00:40:11,703 | 00:40:14,456 | ...and what it stands for. | ...and what it stands for. |
541 | 00:40:14,498 | 00:40:17,751 | People. Products. Profit. | People. Products. Profit. |
542 | 00:40:17,793 | 00:40:22,214 | -Make sure to get an appointment. -That's why I'm going. | -Make sure to get an appointment. -That's why I'm going. |
543 | 00:40:24,299 | 00:40:27,511 | -Is there a problem? -No. No problem. | -Is there a problem? -No. No problem. |
544 | 00:40:27,553 | 00:40:29,263 | -I felt staring. -No. | -I felt staring. -No. |
545 | 00:40:29,304 | 00:40:32,182 | I'm between tai chi classes. Excuse me. | I'm between tai chi classes. Excuse me. |
546 | 00:40:36,228 | 00:40:39,606 | That rug is the worst. Does he realize it? | That rug is the worst. Does he realize it? |
547 | 00:40:39,648 | 00:40:42,609 | He does now. Have a nice yoga class. | He does now. Have a nice yoga class. |
548 | 00:40:42,651 | 00:40:45,988 | -Charlie! -Enjoy your weekend, David. | -Charlie! -Enjoy your weekend, David. |
549 | 00:40:46,989 | 00:40:51,034 | My mom was saying how young you look. Thirty-five, she said. | My mom was saying how young you look. Thirty-five, she said. |
550 | 00:41:14,683 | 00:41:17,186 | Where the heck are the ducks? | Where the heck are the ducks? |
551 | 00:41:34,745 | 00:41:37,080 | This is how you blow it. | This is how you blow it. |
552 | 00:41:43,629 | 00:41:45,339 | Here they come! Up! | Here they come! Up! |
553 | 00:42:00,771 | 00:42:03,565 | The one thing I've learned in advertising-- | The one thing I've learned in advertising-- |
554 | 00:42:03,815 | 00:42:06,443 | Dad, I'm going for more shells. | Dad, I'm going for more shells. |
555 | 00:42:08,695 | 00:42:12,491 | -My daughter speaks highly of you. -She does? | -My daughter speaks highly of you. -She does? |
556 | 00:42:12,533 | 00:42:14,743 | She says you're a great lay. | She says you're a great lay. |
557 | 00:42:16,995 | 00:42:18,872 | She said that? | She said that? |
558 | 00:42:18,914 | 00:42:21,917 | Yeah, my baby tells me everything. | Yeah, my baby tells me everything. |
559 | 00:42:21,959 | 00:42:25,754 | Quite a conversation for a daughter and father. | Quite a conversation for a daughter and father. |
560 | 00:42:25,796 | 00:42:30,509 | She's a very modern woman, I raised her to be an executive. | She's a very modern woman, I raised her to be an executive. |
561 | 00:42:30,551 | 00:42:32,511 | I raised her to be a man. | I raised her to be a man. |
562 | 00:42:32,553 | 00:42:36,306 | So did my father. I don't tell him anything. | So did my father. I don't tell him anything. |
563 | 00:42:36,348 | 00:42:38,809 | I don't want to hear your story. | I don't want to hear your story. |
564 | 00:42:38,851 | 00:42:41,937 | Why don't you shoot some more fish? | Why don't you shoot some more fish? |
565 | 00:42:46,275 | 00:42:50,362 | -Do you know horses? -My dad has a passion for them. | -Do you know horses? -My dad has a passion for them. |
566 | 00:42:50,404 | 00:42:52,698 | -Oh, breeding? -No, betting. | -Oh, breeding? -No, betting. |
567 | 00:42:52,948 | 00:42:56,159 | I brought this down. It's information-- | I brought this down. It's information-- |
568 | 00:42:56,201 | 00:43:00,956 | One of my stallions is servicing Mr. Egan's best mares. | One of my stallions is servicing Mr. Egan's best mares. |
569 | 00:43:01,206 | 00:43:04,293 | Why don't you take him to the barn. | Why don't you take him to the barn. |
570 | 00:43:04,334 | 00:43:06,503 | I have business to tend to. | I have business to tend to. |
571 | 00:43:06,545 | 00:43:11,592 | We can talk about this after the horses are done servicing each other. | We can talk about this after the horses are done servicing each other. |
572 | 00:43:42,080 | 00:43:44,499 | Are you going to dim the lights? | Are you going to dim the lights? |
573 | 00:44:03,060 | 00:44:06,438 | Afterwards what? Back to the barn for a cigarette? | Afterwards what? Back to the barn for a cigarette? |
574 | 00:45:02,911 | 00:45:06,623 | What do you mean they're for me? I don't want them. | What do you mean they're for me? I don't want them. |
575 | 00:45:06,665 | 00:45:09,960 | I can't carry ducks on the plane. | I can't carry ducks on the plane. |
576 | 00:45:10,002 | 00:45:13,922 | Here's something to make your city friends envious. | Here's something to make your city friends envious. |
577 | 00:45:13,964 | 00:45:16,425 | -Oh, thank you. -Enjoy those. | -Oh, thank you. -Enjoy those. |
578 | 00:45:16,466 | 00:45:18,093 | Great. You know... | Great. You know... |
579 | 00:45:18,135 | 00:45:22,806 | ...your farm's beautiful. I particularly loved the horses. | ...your farm's beautiful. I particularly loved the horses. |
580 | 00:45:23,056 | 00:45:25,559 | I read a stallion's responsible... | I read a stallion's responsible... |
581 | 00:45:25,601 | 00:45:28,645 | ...for 60% of the offspring's traits. | ...for 60% of the offspring's traits. |
582 | 00:45:28,687 | 00:45:30,939 | But mares are responsible for 40%... | But mares are responsible for 40%... |
583 | 00:45:30,981 | 00:45:34,234 | ...of the get's traits. According to Tesio. | ...of the get's traits. According to Tesio. |
584 | 00:45:34,484 | 00:45:37,112 | -He's the expert. -You read Tesio? | -He's the expert. -You read Tesio? |
585 | 00:45:37,154 | 00:45:39,489 | As a hobby. Sometimes. | As a hobby. Sometimes. |
586 | 00:45:39,740 | 00:45:44,203 | Tell your boss Colonial Airlines will look at your presentation. | Tell your boss Colonial Airlines will look at your presentation. |
587 | 00:45:53,170 | 00:45:55,130 | Memo to David Basner: | Memo to David Basner: |
588 | 00:45:55,172 | 00:45:58,634 | A date's set to present to Colonial Airlines. | A date's set to present to Colonial Airlines. |
589 | 00:45:59,134 | 00:46:02,930 | Your staff has two weeks to come up with greatness. | Your staff has two weeks to come up with greatness. |
590 | 00:46:02,971 | 00:46:05,015 | I want that account. | I want that account. |
591 | 00:46:05,057 | 00:46:07,976 | Signed: John, Paul, George and Ringo. | Signed: John, Paul, George and Ringo. |
592 | 00:46:08,685 | 00:46:10,729 | Okay, okay. Possibility! | Okay, okay. Possibility! |
593 | 00:46:10,979 | 00:46:12,105 | Mishi? | Mishi? |
594 | 00:46:12,147 | 00:46:15,567 | How about this? You've got Colonial, right? | How about this? You've got Colonial, right? |
595 | 00:46:15,609 | 00:46:18,695 | "Co" stands for cooperation. | "Co" stands for cooperation. |
596 | 00:46:18,737 | 00:46:21,865 | "Lo" means never lonely on a plane. | "Lo" means never lonely on a plane. |
597 | 00:46:21,907 | 00:46:24,159 | "Ni," plenty of knee room. | "Ni," plenty of knee room. |
598 | 00:46:24,201 | 00:46:27,913 | And "ial," you'll have a good time. Colonial. | And "ial," you'll have a good time. Colonial. |
599 | 00:46:27,955 | 00:46:30,499 | -No, no, no. -Give it a chance. | -No, no, no. -Give it a chance. |
600 | 00:46:34,419 | 00:46:37,172 | How about this? Colonial Air... | How about this? Colonial Air... |
601 | 00:46:37,214 | 00:46:41,009 | ...you don't have to worry about getting hijacked. | ...you don't have to worry about getting hijacked. |
602 | 00:46:45,055 | 00:46:48,600 | -Colonial moves people. -The family! | -Colonial moves people. -The family! |
603 | 00:46:48,642 | 00:46:50,727 | The family thing's the idea. | The family thing's the idea. |
604 | 00:46:50,769 | 00:46:53,981 | I understand that. It's a good concept. | I understand that. It's a good concept. |
605 | 00:46:54,022 | 00:46:56,817 | This is funny. You won't laugh now... | This is funny. You won't laugh now... |
606 | 00:46:56,859 | 00:46:59,736 | ...but you'll crack up driving home. | ...but you'll crack up driving home. |
607 | 00:46:59,778 | 00:47:02,155 | They're flying all over the country. | They're flying all over the country. |
608 | 00:47:05,200 | 00:47:07,828 | Tell how your life was shattered... | Tell how your life was shattered... |
609 | 00:47:07,870 | 00:47:10,163 | ...when you turned from us... | ...when you turned from us... |
610 | 00:47:10,205 | 00:47:15,210 | -...and put faith in others? -I was lost, I had no leg room. | -...and put faith in others? -I was lost, I had no leg room. |
611 | 00:47:15,544 | 00:47:17,296 | Couldn't even smoke. | Couldn't even smoke. |
612 | 00:47:19,089 | 00:47:23,051 | So board me, and feel the experience. | So board me, and feel the experience. |
613 | 00:47:23,093 | 00:47:25,554 | Fly Colonial Airlines. | Fly Colonial Airlines. |
614 | 00:47:27,556 | 00:47:29,808 | -You're an airplane? -Yeah. | -You're an airplane? -Yeah. |
615 | 00:47:29,850 | 00:47:31,560 | Want to board Mishi? | Want to board Mishi? |
616 | 00:47:31,602 | 00:47:33,687 | -No. -We need a grandma. | -No. -We need a grandma. |
617 | 00:47:34,062 | 00:47:36,273 | I like the grandma idea. | I like the grandma idea. |
618 | 00:47:36,773 | 00:47:39,234 | One, two, three, four. | One, two, three, four. |
619 | 00:47:41,778 | 00:47:44,489 | When you're on a plane In a comfy seat | When you're on a plane In a comfy seat |
620 | 00:47:44,531 | 00:47:47,201 | And next to you Is an Arab Sheik | And next to you Is an Arab Sheik |
621 | 00:47:47,242 | 00:47:49,828 | Flying to the sky Really getting high | Flying to the sky Really getting high |
622 | 00:47:50,078 | 00:47:53,624 | You're flying on Colonial And that's no jive | You're flying on Colonial And that's no jive |
623 | 00:47:56,793 | 00:48:00,130 | -Can we go to the office? -No. It's a dry spot. | -Can we go to the office? -No. It's a dry spot. |
624 | 00:48:00,172 | 00:48:02,633 | This is my cubicle. It's magic. | This is my cubicle. It's magic. |
625 | 00:48:03,300 | 00:48:05,427 | Let's hear the art director. | Let's hear the art director. |
626 | 00:48:08,514 | 00:48:10,557 | Colonial Airlines | Colonial Airlines |
627 | 00:48:10,599 | 00:48:12,434 | Colonial | Colonial |
628 | 00:48:17,606 | 00:48:20,400 | Airlines | Airlines |
629 | 00:48:20,442 | 00:48:22,110 | I like it. It's bluesy. | I like it. It's bluesy. |
630 | 00:48:22,361 | 00:48:25,239 | You know what it is? Lousy. | You know what it is? Lousy. |
631 | 00:48:25,489 | 00:48:30,118 | But if we use some ideas and real people, not slides.... | But if we use some ideas and real people, not slides.... |
632 | 00:48:30,160 | 00:48:32,412 | -Real people. -He's asking... | -Real people. -He's asking... |
633 | 00:48:32,454 | 00:48:36,583 | ...lots of agencies. They'll show him the same thing. | ...lots of agencies. They'll show him the same thing. |
634 | 00:48:36,625 | 00:48:39,211 | -He's sick of it. -We have people. | -He's sick of it. -We have people. |
635 | 00:48:39,253 | 00:48:41,421 | Anti-high tech, I love it! | Anti-high tech, I love it! |
636 | 00:48:41,463 | 00:48:44,424 | Live people. Live presentation. | Live people. Live presentation. |
637 | 00:48:44,466 | 00:48:49,137 | No gimmicks, no lasers, none of that. Anti-high tech. | No gimmicks, no lasers, none of that. Anti-high tech. |
638 | 00:48:51,682 | 00:48:54,810 | Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the-- | Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the-- |
639 | 00:48:54,852 | 00:48:57,813 | Special. Special kids. | Special. Special kids. |
640 | 00:48:57,855 | 00:49:00,899 | Yeah, holds them. Hugs her special kids. | Yeah, holds them. Hugs her special kids. |
641 | 00:49:00,941 | 00:49:03,360 | Get out of here. I'm in pre-game. | Get out of here. I'm in pre-game. |
642 | 00:49:05,362 | 00:49:08,031 | I just came by to wish you luck. | I just came by to wish you luck. |
643 | 00:49:09,658 | 00:49:14,997 | You're hard to find. I think of you when I see mounted police. | You're hard to find. I think of you when I see mounted police. |
644 | 00:49:15,038 | 00:49:19,293 | -Wouldn't be fair to the competition. -Yeah, I was worried. | -Wouldn't be fair to the competition. -Yeah, I was worried. |
645 | 00:49:19,334 | 00:49:23,463 | So, what happens if I get this and we work together? | So, what happens if I get this and we work together? |
646 | 00:49:23,505 | 00:49:26,633 | I think it'd be terrific. We'll handle it. | I think it'd be terrific. We'll handle it. |
647 | 00:49:26,675 | 00:49:30,888 | -The perfect executives? -We'd make a good team. | -The perfect executives? -We'd make a good team. |
648 | 00:49:31,138 | 00:49:34,641 | You know, I sense that. But I don't know why. | You know, I sense that. But I don't know why. |
649 | 00:49:35,809 | 00:49:38,687 | You see something in me you like. | You see something in me you like. |
650 | 00:49:38,729 | 00:49:40,230 | You see you. | You see you. |
651 | 00:49:40,772 | 00:49:42,649 | I'll see you inside. | I'll see you inside. |
652 | 00:49:49,531 | 00:49:50,532 | Batman. | Batman. |
653 | 00:49:58,290 | 00:50:00,959 | We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge. | We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge. |
654 | 00:50:11,428 | 00:50:12,638 | We're all set. | We're all set. |
655 | 00:50:23,649 | 00:50:25,192 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
656 | 00:50:25,234 | 00:50:28,070 | Research shows Colonial Airlines... | Research shows Colonial Airlines... |
657 | 00:50:28,111 | 00:50:31,031 | ...has its share of business fliers. | ...has its share of business fliers. |
658 | 00:50:31,073 | 00:50:36,036 | There's room for improvement with family travelers. | There's room for improvement with family travelers. |
659 | 00:50:36,078 | 00:50:40,707 | We've come up with a campaign that targets this market. | We've come up with a campaign that targets this market. |
660 | 00:50:40,749 | 00:50:42,376 | Picture this: | Picture this: |
661 | 00:50:44,419 | 00:50:49,049 | A grandmother sits in her house doing needlepoint. | A grandmother sits in her house doing needlepoint. |
662 | 00:50:49,299 | 00:50:54,054 | -Another day, another afghan. -A cup of tea sits beside her. | -Another day, another afghan. -A cup of tea sits beside her. |
663 | 00:50:54,096 | 00:50:57,432 | -An afghan around her legs. -That's nice. | -An afghan around her legs. -That's nice. |
664 | 00:50:57,474 | 00:51:00,602 | -The phone rings. -Hello? | -The phone rings. -Hello? |
665 | 00:51:00,644 | 00:51:02,688 | -Hi, Mom. -Bad connection. | -Hi, Mom. -Bad connection. |
666 | 00:51:02,729 | 00:51:05,941 | Grandma! Tell her I hit my first homer! | Grandma! Tell her I hit my first homer! |
667 | 00:51:05,983 | 00:51:08,902 | -Come for a few weeks. -That'd be great. | -Come for a few weeks. -That'd be great. |
668 | 00:51:09,152 | 00:51:12,447 | Grandma boards a Colonial airliner. | Grandma boards a Colonial airliner. |
669 | 00:51:12,489 | 00:51:15,242 | She is made very comfortable. | She is made very comfortable. |
670 | 00:51:15,284 | 00:51:17,536 | -Comfortable, ma'am? -I'm Hattie. | -Comfortable, ma'am? -I'm Hattie. |
671 | 00:51:18,287 | 00:51:20,914 | -They compare needlepoint. -Look. | -They compare needlepoint. -Look. |
672 | 00:51:20,956 | 00:51:24,334 | -The stewardess tucks her in. -Thank you. | -The stewardess tucks her in. -Thank you. |
673 | 00:51:24,376 | 00:51:27,171 | And brings her a hot cup of tea. | And brings her a hot cup of tea. |
674 | 00:51:27,212 | 00:51:30,591 | Grandma chats with the other passengers. | Grandma chats with the other passengers. |
675 | 00:51:30,632 | 00:51:34,386 | -Hi, there. -In Bombay, I was an internist. | -Hi, there. -In Bombay, I was an internist. |
676 | 00:51:34,428 | 00:51:36,763 | I'm going to a convention. | I'm going to a convention. |
677 | 00:51:37,264 | 00:51:38,557 | The plane lands. | The plane lands. |
678 | 00:51:38,599 | 00:51:42,644 | We see chauffeurs holding signs with clients' names. | We see chauffeurs holding signs with clients' names. |
679 | 00:51:43,061 | 00:51:45,355 | Is there a T. Jones here? | Is there a T. Jones here? |
680 | 00:51:45,397 | 00:51:48,400 | Looking for Gonzalez. | Looking for Gonzalez. |
681 | 00:51:48,442 | 00:51:51,612 | -What? -A boy holds a sign that says: | -What? -A boy holds a sign that says: |
682 | 00:51:51,653 | 00:51:54,323 | -Grandma! -Jimmy! | -Grandma! -Jimmy! |
683 | 00:51:54,364 | 00:51:56,450 | We witness a reunion. | We witness a reunion. |
684 | 00:51:56,491 | 00:51:58,994 | -It's so nice to see you. -Grandma! | -It's so nice to see you. -Grandma! |
685 | 00:51:59,244 | 00:52:03,582 | -How you've grown! -As does the smiling stewardess. | -How you've grown! -As does the smiling stewardess. |
686 | 00:52:03,624 | 00:52:07,127 | -Bye, Hattie. -Tell your mom about lemon for colds. | -Bye, Hattie. -Tell your mom about lemon for colds. |
687 | 00:52:07,169 | 00:52:09,046 | -See you in Toledo. -Bombay. | -See you in Toledo. -Bombay. |
688 | 00:52:09,087 | 00:52:10,214 | -Caracas. -Where? | -Caracas. -Where? |
689 | 00:52:11,048 | 00:52:14,468 | Then she sits with the adoring kids. | Then she sits with the adoring kids. |
690 | 00:52:14,510 | 00:52:16,762 | -Warm enough? -I love you! | -Warm enough? -I love you! |
691 | 00:52:16,803 | 00:52:19,181 | Her daughter brings her tea. | Her daughter brings her tea. |
692 | 00:52:19,223 | 00:52:21,683 | -Here's some tea, Mom. -Hattie. | -Here's some tea, Mom. -Hattie. |
693 | 00:52:21,725 | 00:52:25,938 | Grandma has to just hug those special kids. | Grandma has to just hug those special kids. |
694 | 00:52:25,979 | 00:52:28,690 | -We're glad you came. -Thanks, Grandma. | -We're glad you came. -Thanks, Grandma. |
695 | 00:52:28,732 | 00:52:34,112 | We dissolve to the Colonial plane flying into a red sunset. | We dissolve to the Colonial plane flying into a red sunset. |
696 | 00:52:34,947 | 00:52:36,490 | And we hear: | And we hear: |
697 | 00:52:36,532 | 00:52:38,659 | From your home... | From your home... |
698 | 00:52:38,700 | 00:52:40,410 | ...to our home... | ...to our home... |
699 | 00:52:40,452 | 00:52:42,120 | ...to their home. | ...to their home. |
700 | 00:52:44,122 | 00:52:46,333 | Colonial Airlines... | Colonial Airlines... |
701 | 00:52:46,375 | 00:52:48,544 | ...your home in the skies. | ...your home in the skies. |
702 | 00:52:58,470 | 00:53:00,556 | Do you have anything else? | Do you have anything else? |
703 | 00:53:02,432 | 00:53:05,269 | We like this. It's our strongest concept. | We like this. It's our strongest concept. |
704 | 00:53:23,996 | 00:53:26,290 | Who got an airline? I did! | Who got an airline? I did! |
705 | 00:53:26,331 | 00:53:28,709 | -I want to talk to you! -Wait. | -I want to talk to you! -Wait. |
706 | 00:53:28,959 | 00:53:30,627 | -Who got it? -Not the grass! | -Who got it? -Not the grass! |
707 | 00:53:31,170 | 00:53:33,505 | Don't get up. Standing ovation! | Don't get up. Standing ovation! |
708 | 00:53:33,547 | 00:53:38,844 | -Everyone knows I got an airline. -You got it! Congratulations! | -Everyone knows I got an airline. -You got it! Congratulations! |
709 | 00:53:38,886 | 00:53:42,556 | -Don't I get a hug? -That's a friend of mine. | -Don't I get a hug? -That's a friend of mine. |
710 | 00:53:42,598 | 00:53:45,434 | -I deserve congratulations too. -Why? | -I deserve congratulations too. -Why? |
711 | 00:53:45,684 | 00:53:48,520 | Remember that grant I applied for? | Remember that grant I applied for? |
712 | 00:53:48,562 | 00:53:51,273 | They called me today, and I got it! | They called me today, and I got it! |
713 | 00:53:51,315 | 00:53:53,233 | That's great! How much? | That's great! How much? |
714 | 00:53:53,275 | 00:53:56,862 | Not a lot. Enough for the Gemini Theater. | Not a lot. Enough for the Gemini Theater. |
715 | 00:53:56,904 | 00:53:59,364 | -The garage? -We'll convert it. | -The garage? -We'll convert it. |
716 | 00:53:59,406 | 00:54:02,367 | The world needs more experimental theater. | The world needs more experimental theater. |
717 | 00:54:02,409 | 00:54:06,788 | Let's go out. We'll celebrate with an expensive, snazzy dinner. | Let's go out. We'll celebrate with an expensive, snazzy dinner. |
718 | 00:54:07,164 | 00:54:09,124 | I can't take long. | I can't take long. |
719 | 00:54:10,459 | 00:54:14,254 | -You can't park on the lawn! -We're moving it. | -You can't park on the lawn! -We're moving it. |
720 | 00:54:14,296 | 00:54:18,342 | This is a 4-wheel drive. There was no place to park! | This is a 4-wheel drive. There was no place to park! |
721 | 00:54:18,383 | 00:54:20,636 | -Who's he? -Dean of parking. | -Who's he? -Dean of parking. |
722 | 00:54:20,677 | 00:54:23,764 | -Who? -Dean Wood, in the speech department. | -Who? -Dean Wood, in the speech department. |
723 | 00:54:23,805 | 00:54:27,351 | Wait. Robert, I'll call you! | Wait. Robert, I'll call you! |
724 | 00:54:27,392 | 00:54:29,686 | -Bye-bye. -So long, Robin! | -Bye-bye. -So long, Robin! |
725 | 00:54:31,605 | 00:54:36,318 | Welcome to our 10th Fashion Show for young lads and little misses. | Welcome to our 10th Fashion Show for young lads and little misses. |
726 | 00:54:37,027 | 00:54:40,280 | Hey! The Campbell brothers. | Hey! The Campbell brothers. |
727 | 00:54:40,322 | 00:54:41,490 | Here. | Here. |
728 | 00:54:41,532 | 00:54:43,992 | Have a personal pen from Max Basner. | Have a personal pen from Max Basner. |
729 | 00:54:46,370 | 00:54:49,248 | When this is over, come up and we'll talk. | When this is over, come up and we'll talk. |
730 | 00:54:51,542 | 00:54:55,546 | That's Sal Mancuso. He's one of my biggest customers. | That's Sal Mancuso. He's one of my biggest customers. |
731 | 00:54:56,004 | 00:54:59,049 | How much business has he given you? | How much business has he given you? |
732 | 00:54:59,633 | 00:55:01,760 | His wife has been sick. | His wife has been sick. |
733 | 00:55:02,678 | 00:55:06,473 | Looks like all your customers have sick families. | Looks like all your customers have sick families. |
734 | 00:55:06,515 | 00:55:09,226 | Don't worry. Business will pick up. | Don't worry. Business will pick up. |
735 | 00:55:10,018 | 00:55:14,523 | A pink dress with a Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton. | A pink dress with a Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton. |
736 | 00:55:14,565 | 00:55:16,316 | That is super. | That is super. |
737 | 00:55:17,067 | 00:55:20,863 | Kristen is my choice for model of the year. | Kristen is my choice for model of the year. |
738 | 00:55:21,154 | 00:55:25,659 | -Well, it's nice to see you, Max. -Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan. | -Well, it's nice to see you, Max. -Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan. |
739 | 00:55:26,159 | 00:55:27,911 | Turn in your samples. | Turn in your samples. |
740 | 00:55:29,454 | 00:55:31,874 | But that's my spring line. | But that's my spring line. |
741 | 00:55:31,915 | 00:55:35,711 | We have someone else in mind to take care of that. | We have someone else in mind to take care of that. |
742 | 00:55:36,086 | 00:55:39,047 | We're letting you go. You're fired. | We're letting you go. You're fired. |
743 | 00:55:43,218 | 00:55:45,804 | Item sixteen... | Item sixteen... |
744 | 00:55:45,846 | 00:55:50,100 | ...is Adam, in poly-cotton gray flannel trousers. | ...is Adam, in poly-cotton gray flannel trousers. |
745 | 00:55:50,142 | 00:55:54,188 | My kid's in the show. I have to go. I'll see you later. | My kid's in the show. I have to go. I'll see you later. |
746 | 00:55:54,229 | 00:55:57,274 | We thank the kids who modeled today... | We thank the kids who modeled today... |
747 | 00:55:57,316 | 00:56:00,903 | ...and all the kids who were forced to be here. | ...and all the kids who were forced to be here. |
748 | 00:56:04,781 | 00:56:09,745 | Goodbye, have a grand year, and remember our motto: | Goodbye, have a grand year, and remember our motto: |
749 | 00:56:09,786 | 00:56:12,247 | Be proud to be a salesman. | Be proud to be a salesman. |
750 | 00:57:52,055 | 00:57:55,559 | Ah, don't ad-lib the lines. Stick to the copy. | Ah, don't ad-lib the lines. Stick to the copy. |
751 | 00:57:55,809 | 00:57:59,396 | Enjoy the language and read the script. | Enjoy the language and read the script. |
752 | 00:57:59,438 | 00:58:01,064 | Relax. Enjoy. | Relax. Enjoy. |
753 | 00:58:04,193 | 00:58:06,403 | Oh, George. | Oh, George. |
754 | 00:58:11,241 | 00:58:14,912 | They think up the commercials for marketing... | They think up the commercials for marketing... |
755 | 00:58:14,953 | 00:58:17,998 | ...and send them to the account executives. | ...and send them to the account executives. |
756 | 00:58:18,040 | 00:58:22,419 | This is called the bullpen. That's a baseball term. | This is called the bullpen. That's a baseball term. |
757 | 00:58:22,461 | 00:58:26,131 | Please step over here, and we'll take a break. | Please step over here, and we'll take a break. |
758 | 00:58:27,174 | 00:58:30,969 | I want to hear you say: "I trust your judgement." | I want to hear you say: "I trust your judgement." |
759 | 00:58:31,220 | 00:58:35,682 | She doesn't look like a grandmother. She looks like a hooker. | She doesn't look like a grandmother. She looks like a hooker. |
760 | 00:58:35,724 | 00:58:38,769 | -She's no hooker. -There are more grandmas. | -She's no hooker. -There are more grandmas. |
761 | 00:58:38,810 | 00:58:40,521 | Tour coming through. | Tour coming through. |
762 | 00:58:40,771 | 00:58:45,067 | I'm saying grandmothers are getting younger every day. | I'm saying grandmothers are getting younger every day. |
763 | 00:58:45,108 | 00:58:47,069 | You know David Basner? | You know David Basner? |
764 | 00:58:47,110 | 00:58:50,364 | Number two had a geriatric youthfulness. | Number two had a geriatric youthfulness. |
765 | 00:58:50,405 | 00:58:54,201 | -I need some input. -Will you come to my office? | -I need some input. -Will you come to my office? |
766 | 00:58:54,243 | 00:58:57,871 | Where were you? I've been waiting for you. | Where were you? I've been waiting for you. |
767 | 00:58:57,913 | 00:59:00,249 | I got cramps from the grapes. | I got cramps from the grapes. |
768 | 00:59:00,290 | 00:59:02,417 | It's noon, Dad. I work here. | It's noon, Dad. I work here. |
769 | 00:59:02,668 | 00:59:05,963 | -Aren't you gonna introduce me? -No. | -Aren't you gonna introduce me? -No. |
770 | 00:59:06,004 | 00:59:09,550 | I've been here for five years, and now you visit. | I've been here for five years, and now you visit. |
771 | 00:59:09,591 | 00:59:14,304 | I had no coffee at home. I thought maybe you'd have some. | I had no coffee at home. I thought maybe you'd have some. |
772 | 00:59:14,346 | 00:59:18,225 | This is something! Secretaries. Offices. | This is something! Secretaries. Offices. |
773 | 00:59:18,267 | 00:59:21,270 | -It's a regular big deal. -What do you want? | -It's a regular big deal. -What do you want? |
774 | 00:59:21,603 | 00:59:22,771 | Not here. | Not here. |
775 | 00:59:23,897 | 00:59:27,734 | I got a promotion so I can have an office. | I got a promotion so I can have an office. |
776 | 00:59:27,776 | 00:59:30,445 | -See my name? -Not here. | -See my name? -Not here. |
777 | 00:59:31,446 | 00:59:35,659 | Can't you give me five minutes? Let's take a drive. | Can't you give me five minutes? Let's take a drive. |
778 | 00:59:39,413 | 00:59:44,376 | -Why don't you get a normal car? -It's a jeep, Dad. I look good in it. | -Why don't you get a normal car? -It's a jeep, Dad. I look good in it. |
779 | 00:59:48,922 | 00:59:53,886 | This goddamn car! You have to be a mountain climber to get in. | This goddamn car! You have to be a mountain climber to get in. |
780 | 00:59:58,891 | 01:00:01,810 | -Want one? They're Honduran. -No. | -Want one? They're Honduran. -No. |
781 | 01:00:01,852 | 01:00:05,856 | -Can't get the Cubans anymore. -No, thank you. | -Can't get the Cubans anymore. -No, thank you. |
782 | 01:00:10,986 | 01:00:13,322 | I lost my lines. | I lost my lines. |
783 | 01:00:17,659 | 01:00:19,578 | They fired me. | They fired me. |
784 | 01:00:44,895 | 01:00:46,563 | What are you gonna do? | What are you gonna do? |
785 | 01:00:47,397 | 01:00:50,776 | I know you hate me... | I know you hate me... |
786 | 01:00:50,817 | 01:00:53,320 | ...but you have to help me. | ...but you have to help me. |
787 | 01:01:04,540 | 01:01:05,791 | No, you don't. | No, you don't. |
788 | 01:01:05,832 | 01:01:09,044 | You send her from the cold to the warm. | You send her from the cold to the warm. |
789 | 01:01:09,086 | 01:01:12,589 | That way she doesn't get pneumonia and die. | That way she doesn't get pneumonia and die. |
790 | 01:01:19,888 | 01:01:24,601 | -We can have dinner. Macaroni. -I can't. I've got a date. | -We can have dinner. Macaroni. -I can't. I've got a date. |
791 | 01:01:24,643 | 01:01:27,396 | I got you X-Rated action on every page: | I got you X-Rated action on every page: |
792 | 01:01:27,437 | 01:01:30,315 | Eros, Macho, Hot and Sexy Mature Women. | Eros, Macho, Hot and Sexy Mature Women. |
793 | 01:01:32,192 | 01:01:36,613 | You know, that's something we always had in common. | You know, that's something we always had in common. |
794 | 01:01:36,864 | 01:01:40,993 | -Who? -My father. You. Me. | -Who? -My father. You. Me. |
795 | 01:01:41,451 | 01:01:44,288 | We could always talk a girl into bed. | We could always talk a girl into bed. |
796 | 01:01:44,329 | 01:01:46,415 | Glad you still can, Dad. | Glad you still can, Dad. |
797 | 01:01:46,456 | 01:01:48,625 | -You need asparagus? -I can't. | -You need asparagus? -I can't. |
798 | 01:01:51,086 | 01:01:53,088 | I can't do it anymore. | I can't do it anymore. |
799 | 01:02:07,936 | 01:02:10,814 | You wanted that clock? I hope it'll do. | You wanted that clock? I hope it'll do. |
800 | 01:02:10,856 | 01:02:13,817 | Flashlight. There was something else. | Flashlight. There was something else. |
801 | 01:02:13,859 | 01:02:16,778 | -Thank you. -What is that? That's right. | -Thank you. -What is that? That's right. |
802 | 01:02:16,820 | 01:02:20,324 | Look at that, Mom. Look, it's a dog. | Look at that, Mom. Look, it's a dog. |
803 | 01:02:21,408 | 01:02:24,995 | -Where did you get him? -Down at the pound. | -Where did you get him? -Down at the pound. |
804 | 01:02:25,037 | 01:02:26,705 | Does he have papers? | Does he have papers? |
805 | 01:02:26,747 | 01:02:30,000 | He gets newspapers. He's not house-trained. | He gets newspapers. He's not house-trained. |
806 | 01:02:30,542 | 01:02:35,380 | David, thank you. Oh, someone to love. | David, thank you. Oh, someone to love. |
807 | 01:02:36,465 | 01:02:38,926 | -See you later. -Bye. Thanks. | -See you later. -Bye. Thanks. |
808 | 01:02:38,967 | 01:02:42,888 | Oh, you're so sweet. Did that scare you? | Oh, you're so sweet. Did that scare you? |
809 | 01:02:43,764 | 01:02:48,685 | Who is studying psychology? Economics? Philosophy? That's good. | Who is studying psychology? Economics? Philosophy? That's good. |
810 | 01:02:48,936 | 01:02:52,231 | Advertising's the distillation of what we know. | Advertising's the distillation of what we know. |
811 | 01:02:52,856 | 01:02:57,486 | Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do. I'm not writing novels. | Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do. I'm not writing novels. |
812 | 01:02:57,528 | 01:03:01,031 | I have no manuscript. I don't want to direct. | I have no manuscript. I don't want to direct. |
813 | 01:03:01,281 | 01:03:05,202 | I like advertising. If you like it, give it a shot. | I like advertising. If you like it, give it a shot. |
814 | 01:03:05,244 | 01:03:09,164 | But if you choke, you could end up like Mr. Buzzword. | But if you choke, you could end up like Mr. Buzzword. |
815 | 01:03:09,206 | 01:03:12,501 | -Isn't that right, Ted? -Thanks, David. | -Isn't that right, Ted? -Thanks, David. |
816 | 01:03:13,794 | 01:03:16,255 | Mr. Basner loves to kid. | Mr. Basner loves to kid. |
817 | 01:03:16,672 | 01:03:20,551 | -What's the dilemma? -What kind of chair do we use? | -What's the dilemma? -What kind of chair do we use? |
818 | 01:03:20,592 | 01:03:22,970 | -What kind are there? -Excuse me? | -What kind are there? -Excuse me? |
819 | 01:03:23,011 | 01:03:24,680 | -What? -Dad. | -What? -Dad. |
820 | 01:03:39,152 | 01:03:40,070 | Come on. | Come on. |
821 | 01:03:41,154 | 01:03:43,866 | Put it back. Put it back! | Put it back. Put it back! |
822 | 01:03:44,867 | 01:03:47,953 | Shame on you. I'm sorry. | Shame on you. I'm sorry. |
823 | 01:03:48,537 | 01:03:50,080 | Get in the car. | Get in the car. |
824 | 01:03:50,622 | 01:03:54,334 | -Cubitode is a bookie. -You don't know him. | -Cubitode is a bookie. -You don't know him. |
825 | 01:03:54,376 | 01:03:59,256 | -He's talking about kneecaps. -They don't break kneecaps for $75. | -He's talking about kneecaps. -They don't break kneecaps for $75. |
826 | 01:03:59,298 | 01:04:04,511 | You bought your mother a car! Aren't my knees worth $75?! | You bought your mother a car! Aren't my knees worth $75?! |
827 | 01:04:04,553 | 01:04:07,264 | Didn't we do that yesterday? | Didn't we do that yesterday? |
828 | 01:04:08,015 | 01:04:10,434 | -What? -I need a cleaning lady. | -What? -I need a cleaning lady. |
829 | 01:04:10,475 | 01:04:12,561 | You missed my birthday. | You missed my birthday. |
830 | 01:04:12,603 | 01:04:15,063 | They have buses out to the track. | They have buses out to the track. |
831 | 01:04:15,314 | 01:04:16,899 | I've got a problem. | I've got a problem. |
832 | 01:04:17,399 | 01:04:21,403 | -The dog wants to say hi. -I know it's 2 am. | -The dog wants to say hi. -I know it's 2 am. |
833 | 01:04:21,445 | 01:04:25,240 | Mom, the AA helps alcoholics. You need AAA. | Mom, the AA helps alcoholics. You need AAA. |
834 | 01:04:25,657 | 01:04:28,035 | I'm sorry I bothered you. | I'm sorry I bothered you. |
835 | 01:04:28,076 | 01:04:31,163 | I'm the father he's ashamed of. | I'm the father he's ashamed of. |
836 | 01:04:31,205 | 01:04:35,626 | -Father's on 7, mother's on 8. -I was in a meeting! | -Father's on 7, mother's on 8. -I was in a meeting! |
837 | 01:04:35,667 | 01:04:37,794 | Don't put me on hold. | Don't put me on hold. |
838 | 01:04:37,836 | 01:04:40,964 | I knew him before he had conferences! | I knew him before he had conferences! |
839 | 01:04:41,006 | 01:04:43,258 | -Your mother again. -That's it. | -Your mother again. -That's it. |
840 | 01:04:43,509 | 01:04:45,052 | -I can't. -Dad on 4. | -I can't. -Dad on 4. |
841 | 01:04:45,093 | 01:04:48,222 | -I'm your mother. -I'll go as soon as I can! | -I'm your mother. -I'll go as soon as I can! |
842 | 01:04:48,263 | 01:04:50,849 | You just called an hour ago! | You just called an hour ago! |
843 | 01:05:02,986 | 01:05:05,948 | -Who is it? -David, come on, open up. | -Who is it? -David, come on, open up. |
844 | 01:05:05,989 | 01:05:08,492 | -They're driving me crazy. -Who? | -They're driving me crazy. -Who? |
845 | 01:05:08,534 | 01:05:10,327 | My folks. Can I come in? | My folks. Can I come in? |
846 | 01:05:10,369 | 01:05:12,913 | -It's midnight. -Please. I know. | -It's midnight. -Please. I know. |
847 | 01:05:12,955 | 01:05:14,581 | They're driving me crazy! | They're driving me crazy! |
848 | 01:05:18,502 | 01:05:21,880 | -This better be-- -Everything is coming true. | -This better be-- -Everything is coming true. |
849 | 01:05:21,922 | 01:05:25,717 | -Have we been drinking? -Just a little, not too much. | -Have we been drinking? -Just a little, not too much. |
850 | 01:05:25,759 | 01:05:29,221 | It's "get my dry cleaning, help with groceries... | It's "get my dry cleaning, help with groceries... |
851 | 01:05:29,263 | 01:05:34,059 | ...I can't drive, take me here, David. David, David, David." | ...I can't drive, take me here, David. David, David, David." |
852 | 01:05:34,101 | 01:05:36,478 | It's affecting my work, Donna. | It's affecting my work, Donna. |
853 | 01:05:36,520 | 01:05:39,439 | I feel like a Swedish au pair boy. | I feel like a Swedish au pair boy. |
854 | 01:05:39,481 | 01:05:40,566 | I got Mom a dog. | I got Mom a dog. |
855 | 01:05:40,816 | 01:05:44,361 | -Donna? Sweetheart? -Just a minute. | -Donna? Sweetheart? -Just a minute. |
856 | 01:05:45,654 | 01:05:48,782 | David, I'm not alone. | David, I'm not alone. |
857 | 01:05:50,659 | 01:05:52,494 | Sit here and stay calm. | Sit here and stay calm. |
858 | 01:05:52,536 | 01:05:54,246 | Stay. | Stay. |
859 | 01:05:55,789 | 01:05:57,291 | Stay! | Stay! |
860 | 01:06:02,504 | 01:06:06,592 | What's happening? I heard drumming. | What's happening? I heard drumming. |
861 | 01:06:06,633 | 01:06:09,761 | -An old friend is having a problem. -Now? | -An old friend is having a problem. -Now? |
862 | 01:06:10,012 | 01:06:13,682 | -His parents have split up. -Well, how old is he? | -His parents have split up. -Well, how old is he? |
863 | 01:06:15,100 | 01:06:16,476 | He needs to talk. | He needs to talk. |
864 | 01:06:16,894 | 01:06:20,105 | I apologize for barging in like this. | I apologize for barging in like this. |
865 | 01:06:20,147 | 01:06:22,733 | I'm sorry. I won't be long. | I'm sorry. I won't be long. |
866 | 01:06:22,774 | 01:06:26,528 | -He's drunk. -I just had a couple scotches. | -He's drunk. -I just had a couple scotches. |
867 | 01:06:26,570 | 01:06:29,114 | I know you! We met! | I know you! We met! |
868 | 01:06:29,156 | 01:06:31,617 | You're in Psychology. Roland-- | You're in Psychology. Roland-- |
869 | 01:06:31,658 | 01:06:35,662 | -Robert! -Robert, you're naked. | -Robert! -Robert, you're naked. |
870 | 01:06:35,704 | 01:06:37,998 | I came at a real bad time! | I came at a real bad time! |
871 | 01:06:38,248 | 01:06:41,084 | -You know what she likes? -David! | -You know what she likes? -David! |
872 | 01:06:41,126 | 01:06:44,087 | -I'll kill you! -I'm talking with Robert! | -I'll kill you! -I'm talking with Robert! |
873 | 01:06:45,339 | 01:06:50,385 | We were like this in high school. Sometimes like this. | We were like this in high school. Sometimes like this. |
874 | 01:06:50,427 | 01:06:53,055 | We used to go steady. I like her. | We used to go steady. I like her. |
875 | 01:06:53,096 | 01:06:56,725 | She's got a lot of energy. Her middle name is Mildred. | She's got a lot of energy. Her middle name is Mildred. |
876 | 01:06:57,392 | 01:07:01,396 | -Donna Mildred Martin! -David, I will use this weapon! | -Donna Mildred Martin! -David, I will use this weapon! |
877 | 01:07:01,438 | 01:07:06,193 | I'm talking about the nervous breakdown caused by my parents! | I'm talking about the nervous breakdown caused by my parents! |
878 | 01:07:06,235 | 01:07:11,073 | -Remember my angry voice? -I'm an only child. Their breakup.... | -Remember my angry voice? -I'm an only child. Their breakup.... |
879 | 01:07:11,114 | 01:07:14,868 | -Get out! Get out! -I mean, they don't-- | -Get out! Get out! -I mean, they don't-- |
880 | 01:07:14,910 | 01:07:16,537 | Wait, don't get up! | Wait, don't get up! |
881 | 01:07:16,578 | 01:07:21,166 | -She'll put you back in the mood. -That is not fair! | -She'll put you back in the mood. -That is not fair! |
882 | 01:07:21,458 | 01:07:24,294 | Your friend has unresolved conflicts. | Your friend has unresolved conflicts. |
883 | 01:07:24,336 | 01:07:28,966 | Don't give me that psychoanalytic bullshit, please. | Don't give me that psychoanalytic bullshit, please. |
884 | 01:07:29,007 | 01:07:33,345 | My life's endeavors are bullshit? Glad this came up. I should go. | My life's endeavors are bullshit? Glad this came up. I should go. |
885 | 01:07:33,595 | 01:07:37,099 | No, don't go, please. I'm sorry. | No, don't go, please. I'm sorry. |
886 | 01:07:41,270 | 01:07:43,647 | Just give me a minute with him. | Just give me a minute with him. |
887 | 01:07:47,734 | 01:07:50,362 | Just a minute, promise. | Just a minute, promise. |
888 | 01:07:54,324 | 01:07:55,784 | I don't believe it. | I don't believe it. |
889 | 01:07:57,828 | 01:08:02,082 | You've still got it. Where are these kids, huh? | You've still got it. Where are these kids, huh? |
890 | 01:08:02,124 | 01:08:06,545 | David Basner, the swim team, junior class treasurer... | David Basner, the swim team, junior class treasurer... |
891 | 01:08:06,795 | 01:08:10,757 | ...and Donna Martin, drama club. Emily, Our Town. | ...and Donna Martin, drama club. Emily, Our Town. |
892 | 01:08:10,799 | 01:08:12,968 | Maria, West Side Story. | Maria, West Side Story. |
893 | 01:08:13,218 | 01:08:16,513 | Golden high school moments. Fabulous. | Golden high school moments. Fabulous. |
894 | 01:08:16,555 | 01:08:19,057 | I'd like to talk about tonight. | I'd like to talk about tonight. |
895 | 01:08:19,308 | 01:08:22,978 | -Did you hear me? -I can't think of you with another. | -Did you hear me? -I can't think of you with another. |
896 | 01:08:23,228 | 01:08:25,856 | You never ask. | You never ask. |
897 | 01:08:25,898 | 01:08:29,443 | I'm sorry, but we can't do this anymore. | I'm sorry, but we can't do this anymore. |
898 | 01:08:29,484 | 01:08:32,613 | Who am I gonna talk to? You're my pal. | Who am I gonna talk to? You're my pal. |
899 | 01:08:32,654 | 01:08:34,823 | I don't want to be that. | I don't want to be that. |
900 | 01:08:35,073 | 01:08:38,618 | I want to move on. I want a relationship. | I want to move on. I want a relationship. |
901 | 01:08:38,660 | 01:08:42,038 | -Robert? -With Robert, or someone else-- | -Robert? -With Robert, or someone else-- |
902 | 01:08:42,080 | 01:08:43,999 | You change your hair? | You change your hair? |
903 | 01:08:44,041 | 01:08:46,292 | -Something is different. -No. | -Something is different. -No. |
904 | 01:08:46,335 | 01:08:48,295 | Is the bathrobe new? | Is the bathrobe new? |
905 | 01:08:48,545 | 01:08:52,006 | -It's old. You've seen it before. -No, I haven't. | -It's old. You've seen it before. -No, I haven't. |
906 | 01:08:52,049 | 01:08:55,301 | -You wore it! -I wore the pink one. | -You wore it! -I wore the pink one. |
907 | 01:08:55,344 | 01:08:56,678 | This is pink. | This is pink. |
908 | 01:09:00,140 | 01:09:02,184 | You looked great in it. | You looked great in it. |
909 | 01:09:02,225 | 01:09:04,228 | Well, let me try it on. | Well, let me try it on. |
910 | 01:09:05,729 | 01:09:08,524 | -I want to see if it fits. -Listen! | -I want to see if it fits. -Listen! |
911 | 01:09:08,564 | 01:09:13,319 | I won't be your emotional pit stop anymore. | I won't be your emotional pit stop anymore. |
912 | 01:09:13,569 | 01:09:17,157 | An emotional pit stop, you won't be that anymore. | An emotional pit stop, you won't be that anymore. |
913 | 01:09:17,198 | 01:09:21,370 | An "emotional pit stop." That's beautiful! | An "emotional pit stop." That's beautiful! |
914 | 01:09:21,411 | 01:09:25,040 | Did Robert tell you this kind of term? | Did Robert tell you this kind of term? |
915 | 01:09:25,082 | 01:09:30,796 | Like check under the hood, and examine my heart and mental attitude? | Like check under the hood, and examine my heart and mental attitude? |
916 | 01:09:30,837 | 01:09:34,758 | And how I'm doing? How secure I feel, and all that? | And how I'm doing? How secure I feel, and all that? |
917 | 01:09:34,800 | 01:09:38,554 | It's lovely. That's psychology, isn't it? | It's lovely. That's psychology, isn't it? |
918 | 01:09:38,595 | 01:09:41,390 | "Psychoanalytical bullshit"... | "Psychoanalytical bullshit"... |
919 | 01:09:41,430 | 01:09:46,687 | ...I think you described it. | ...I think you described it. |
920 | 01:09:47,062 | 01:09:51,066 | I'll remember that. Does Robert wear the robe? | I'll remember that. Does Robert wear the robe? |
921 | 01:09:53,068 | 01:09:55,696 | Go home, David. | Go home, David. |
922 | 01:12:32,769 | 01:12:35,647 | I just can't drive. I can get around okay. | I just can't drive. I can get around okay. |
923 | 01:12:35,898 | 01:12:40,235 | -You read the racing form like this. -I like the charts. | -You read the racing form like this. -I like the charts. |
924 | 01:12:40,277 | 01:12:43,488 | It's giving you ink stains on your eyeballs. | It's giving you ink stains on your eyeballs. |
925 | 01:12:43,530 | 01:12:47,034 | -So let's go. -All right. | -So let's go. -All right. |
926 | 01:12:47,284 | 01:12:50,204 | I'll go up, but I'm going up alone. | I'll go up, but I'm going up alone. |
927 | 01:12:50,454 | 01:12:54,041 | Now, you're in a loading zone. Get going. | Now, you're in a loading zone. Get going. |
928 | 01:12:54,082 | 01:12:57,085 | You were to see a doctor, and you didn't. | You were to see a doctor, and you didn't. |
929 | 01:12:57,127 | 01:12:59,546 | I want to make sure. | I want to make sure. |
930 | 01:12:59,588 | 01:13:02,382 | Don't, David. Don't embarrass me. | Don't, David. Don't embarrass me. |
931 | 01:13:02,424 | 01:13:07,262 | They'll think I can't take care of myself. | They'll think I can't take care of myself. |
932 | 01:13:07,304 | 01:13:10,432 | -I wanna know what the doctor says. -Certainly. | -I wanna know what the doctor says. -Certainly. |
933 | 01:13:10,807 | 01:13:12,559 | Call me. | Call me. |
934 | 01:13:12,601 | 01:13:14,520 | -All right. -Call me. | -All right. -Call me. |
935 | 01:13:21,443 | 01:13:24,655 | Wait a minute! I had this thing timed. | Wait a minute! I had this thing timed. |
936 | 01:13:24,696 | 01:13:28,575 | The bridge is up, I couldn't go. Whoa, wait! | The bridge is up, I couldn't go. Whoa, wait! |
937 | 01:13:28,617 | 01:13:30,536 | Give me the ticket. | Give me the ticket. |
938 | 01:13:30,577 | 01:13:33,997 | I bet you're upset you didn't get to tow it. | I bet you're upset you didn't get to tow it. |
939 | 01:13:34,039 | 01:13:36,625 | That would have made your day. | That would have made your day. |
940 | 01:13:51,306 | 01:13:54,184 | I'd rather sleep in my own bed. | I'd rather sleep in my own bed. |
941 | 01:13:54,226 | 01:13:57,688 | I don't have a change of clothes. | I don't have a change of clothes. |
942 | 01:13:57,729 | 01:14:00,148 | Are you worried about tomorrow? | Are you worried about tomorrow? |
943 | 01:14:00,399 | 01:14:05,237 | We've shot a lot of commercials. We could do it blindfolded. | We've shot a lot of commercials. We could do it blindfolded. |
944 | 01:14:05,737 | 01:14:08,115 | As a matter of fact... | As a matter of fact... |
945 | 01:14:08,156 | 01:14:12,619 | ...why don't we actually shoot this commercial... | ...why don't we actually shoot this commercial... |
946 | 01:14:12,661 | 01:14:15,414 | ...with the director blindfolded? | ...with the director blindfolded? |
947 | 01:14:17,291 | 01:14:21,378 | This is a joke. This is a joke, Cheryl Ann. | This is a joke. This is a joke, Cheryl Ann. |
948 | 01:14:21,420 | 01:14:24,006 | I'm making a joke. | I'm making a joke. |
949 | 01:14:24,047 | 01:14:25,382 | You're cute. | You're cute. |
950 | 01:14:28,010 | 01:14:30,179 | Get some sleep. | Get some sleep. |
951 | 01:14:41,899 | 01:14:43,650 | Hello? | Hello? |
952 | 01:14:43,692 | 01:14:46,028 | Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on? | Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on? |
953 | 01:15:04,505 | 01:15:07,716 | Three beers and 10 air balls. | Three beers and 10 air balls. |
954 | 01:15:08,759 | 01:15:10,302 | Thanks for calling. | Thanks for calling. |
955 | 01:15:13,013 | 01:15:17,392 | -You've got very nice moves. -Thank you. | -You've got very nice moves. -Thank you. |
956 | 01:15:17,434 | 01:15:19,520 | I played for St. Mary's. | I played for St. Mary's. |
957 | 01:15:20,145 | 01:15:21,480 | Shoot! | Shoot! |
958 | 01:15:23,482 | 01:15:25,108 | I missed. | I missed. |
959 | 01:15:27,611 | 01:15:30,239 | -What's the score? -You're up by two. | -What's the score? -You're up by two. |
960 | 01:15:30,697 | 01:15:33,158 | -Hi, David. -Hi, Mom. | -Hi, David. -Hi, Mom. |
961 | 01:15:34,493 | 01:15:36,245 | This is my son. | This is my son. |
962 | 01:15:36,620 | 01:15:40,457 | You told me you come here, that the people are nice. | You told me you come here, that the people are nice. |
963 | 01:15:40,499 | 01:15:44,336 | Put on your shoes, and come out of the cage. | Put on your shoes, and come out of the cage. |
964 | 01:15:44,378 | 01:15:46,839 | Who says that to their mother? | Who says that to their mother? |
965 | 01:15:46,880 | 01:15:49,800 | -Thank you, Mr. Wellington. -Lloyd. | -Thank you, Mr. Wellington. -Lloyd. |
966 | 01:15:54,596 | 01:15:58,267 | -I went on a date tonight. -With Lloyd? | -I went on a date tonight. -With Lloyd? |
967 | 01:15:58,308 | 01:16:01,061 | He's just a friend. I am so thirsty. | He's just a friend. I am so thirsty. |
968 | 01:16:01,311 | 01:16:05,649 | -I'll buy you a drink. -Lloyd drooled on your shoes. | -I'll buy you a drink. -Lloyd drooled on your shoes. |
969 | 01:16:08,819 | 01:16:10,779 | I went out on a date... | I went out on a date... |
970 | 01:16:10,821 | 01:16:15,284 | ...with a pediatrician I met in yoga class... | ...with a pediatrician I met in yoga class... |
971 | 01:16:15,325 | 01:16:17,160 | ...Dr. Bedsole. | ...Dr. Bedsole. |
972 | 01:16:17,202 | 01:16:20,873 | We had a wonderful time. | We had a wonderful time. |
973 | 01:16:21,832 | 01:16:26,003 | We went to a movie and had some sushi. It was a great time. | We went to a movie and had some sushi. It was a great time. |
974 | 01:16:26,253 | 01:16:27,796 | Sounds great. | Sounds great. |
975 | 01:16:27,838 | 01:16:32,009 | So why were you crying and looking for me? | So why were you crying and looking for me? |
976 | 01:16:35,846 | 01:16:37,472 | Ed Bedsole... | Ed Bedsole... |
977 | 01:16:38,932 | 01:16:41,101 | ...kissed me... | ...kissed me... |
978 | 01:16:44,563 | 01:16:46,356 | ...and I got scared. | ...and I got scared. |
979 | 01:16:47,191 | 01:16:49,318 | Why should that scare you? | Why should that scare you? |
980 | 01:16:49,359 | 01:16:51,904 | I just didn't know how to respond. | I just didn't know how to respond. |
981 | 01:16:52,779 | 01:16:56,909 | I didn't know if I liked it or hated it. | I didn't know if I liked it or hated it. |
982 | 01:16:56,950 | 01:16:59,453 | No one's done that in a long time. | No one's done that in a long time. |
983 | 01:16:59,703 | 01:17:03,832 | Your father hasn't kissed me for years. Nothing. | Your father hasn't kissed me for years. Nothing. |
984 | 01:17:03,874 | 01:17:08,337 | For 30 years there was nothing. No love, no passion. Nothing. | For 30 years there was nothing. No love, no passion. Nothing. |
985 | 01:17:08,921 | 01:17:12,257 | He never left. He was always there. | He never left. He was always there. |
986 | 01:17:13,717 | 01:17:17,012 | To eat. And sleep. And go to the toilet. | To eat. And sleep. And go to the toilet. |
987 | 01:17:20,474 | 01:17:24,144 | He cheated on me. Everyone knew that. | He cheated on me. Everyone knew that. |
988 | 01:17:26,104 | 01:17:28,524 | He humiliated me. Do you know that? | He humiliated me. Do you know that? |
989 | 01:17:32,361 | 01:17:35,864 | You never said anything. Why didn't you tell me? | You never said anything. Why didn't you tell me? |
990 | 01:17:35,906 | 01:17:38,617 | You were just a little boy. | You were just a little boy. |
991 | 01:17:39,034 | 01:17:43,163 | You said your funny things, and ran out of the house. | You said your funny things, and ran out of the house. |
992 | 01:17:44,665 | 01:17:47,334 | Then, when you moved away... | Then, when you moved away... |
993 | 01:17:47,376 | 01:17:49,711 | ...you didn't come around much. | ...you didn't come around much. |
994 | 01:17:49,753 | 01:17:55,092 | Christmas, and flowers on my birthday. | Christmas, and flowers on my birthday. |
995 | 01:17:55,425 | 01:17:59,346 | -Coral-pink roses. -And a Mother's Day call. | -Coral-pink roses. -And a Mother's Day call. |
996 | 01:17:59,388 | 01:18:01,932 | Once from Hawaii. | Once from Hawaii. |
997 | 01:18:06,728 | 01:18:08,605 | Well, I'm here now. | Well, I'm here now. |
998 | 01:18:11,066 | 01:18:13,527 | I know you're here now. | I know you're here now. |
999 | 01:18:13,569 | 01:18:17,739 | I have a chance to talk about this, but I am embarrassed. | I have a chance to talk about this, but I am embarrassed. |
1000 | 01:18:20,158 | 01:18:22,828 | A mother shouldn't say this to her son. | A mother shouldn't say this to her son. |
1001 | 01:18:29,626 | 01:18:32,462 | I wish I'd been a better mother, David. | I wish I'd been a better mother, David. |
1002 | 01:18:33,046 | 01:18:35,090 | -You did fine. -No. | -You did fine. -No. |
1003 | 01:18:35,632 | 01:18:37,968 | I wanted to do better. | I wanted to do better. |
1004 | 01:18:39,803 | 01:18:41,930 | I didn't even do fine. | I didn't even do fine. |
1005 | 01:18:42,848 | 01:18:45,475 | I wanted to do more for you. | I wanted to do more for you. |
1006 | 01:18:46,852 | 01:18:49,479 | I'm going to the ladies' room. | I'm going to the ladies' room. |
1007 | 01:18:58,947 | 01:19:02,201 | Are you crazy? It's four in the morning. | Are you crazy? It's four in the morning. |
1008 | 01:19:02,242 | 01:19:05,621 | You just tell me. What did you do to her? | You just tell me. What did you do to her? |
1009 | 01:19:05,662 | 01:19:08,540 | -To who? -Mom's afraid of other men. | -To who? -Mom's afraid of other men. |
1010 | 01:19:08,582 | 01:19:10,667 | What the hell did you do? | What the hell did you do? |
1011 | 01:19:10,709 | 01:19:13,754 | I gave her a name. That's what I did. | I gave her a name. That's what I did. |
1012 | 01:19:13,795 | 01:19:15,422 | I gave her a son. | I gave her a son. |
1013 | 01:19:15,464 | 01:19:18,634 | I gave her food and clothes for 36 years. | I gave her food and clothes for 36 years. |
1014 | 01:19:18,675 | 01:19:22,638 | -I did pretty good. -Did you ever say you loved her? | -I did pretty good. -Did you ever say you loved her? |
1015 | 01:19:22,679 | 01:19:26,475 | That's none of your goddamn business! | That's none of your goddamn business! |
1016 | 01:19:29,269 | 01:19:31,688 | Yeah, it is my business. | Yeah, it is my business. |
1017 | 01:19:31,730 | 01:19:35,776 | You cheated on my mom. Then you made her feel dirty. | You cheated on my mom. Then you made her feel dirty. |
1018 | 01:19:36,068 | 01:19:39,363 | You have no right to talk to me like that. | You have no right to talk to me like that. |
1019 | 01:19:39,404 | 01:19:42,783 | That's between your mother and me, not you. | That's between your mother and me, not you. |
1020 | 01:19:42,824 | 01:19:46,745 | I grew up in this house! You kicked my ass for years! | I grew up in this house! You kicked my ass for years! |
1021 | 01:19:46,787 | 01:19:48,956 | Now you're doing pretty good. | Now you're doing pretty good. |
1022 | 01:19:48,997 | 01:19:52,835 | You got a jeep, money, and you're boffing everything. | You got a jeep, money, and you're boffing everything. |
1023 | 01:19:52,876 | 01:19:55,003 | I did something right. | I did something right. |
1024 | 01:19:55,045 | 01:19:59,883 | Now that I'm an adult you approve? You never did when I was a kid! | Now that I'm an adult you approve? You never did when I was a kid! |
1025 | 01:20:00,133 | 01:20:04,847 | I never knew what you were saying! You were a moody little shit! | I never knew what you were saying! You were a moody little shit! |
1026 | 01:20:04,888 | 01:20:09,101 | Whenever I took a pee, you'd have a seahorse funeral! | Whenever I took a pee, you'd have a seahorse funeral! |
1027 | 01:20:12,062 | 01:20:15,566 | Why don't you get the hell out of here? | Why don't you get the hell out of here? |
1028 | 01:20:15,816 | 01:20:19,194 | Tell me what you did to my mother. | Tell me what you did to my mother. |
1029 | 01:20:24,366 | 01:20:27,870 | You want to know, so I'll tell you. | You want to know, so I'll tell you. |
1030 | 01:20:27,911 | 01:20:30,789 | From the first night on our honeymoon... | From the first night on our honeymoon... |
1031 | 01:20:30,831 | 01:20:34,042 | ...she laid there like a wet rag. | ...she laid there like a wet rag. |
1032 | 01:20:34,084 | 01:20:37,254 | She was frigid, David. Your mother was frigid. | She was frigid, David. Your mother was frigid. |
1033 | 01:20:38,088 | 01:20:41,592 | -She wouldn't do what I asked of her. -She didn't know. | -She wouldn't do what I asked of her. -She didn't know. |
1034 | 01:20:41,842 | 01:20:44,970 | Just out of Catholic school, it repulsed her! | Just out of Catholic school, it repulsed her! |
1035 | 01:20:45,262 | 01:20:49,558 | When you go to bed-- When you go to bed, you want to have fun. | When you go to bed-- When you go to bed, you want to have fun. |
1036 | 01:20:50,392 | 01:20:54,605 | I was her husband, goddamn it! I wanted some pleasure! | I was her husband, goddamn it! I wanted some pleasure! |
1037 | 01:20:55,981 | 01:20:58,984 | So I went out and got it someplace else. | So I went out and got it someplace else. |
1038 | 01:21:00,027 | 01:21:02,487 | Yeah, of course you did. | Yeah, of course you did. |
1039 | 01:21:02,738 | 01:21:05,032 | Your best friend is your dick! | Your best friend is your dick! |
1040 | 01:21:05,073 | 01:21:07,951 | And where did I learn that? | And where did I learn that? |
1041 | 01:21:07,993 | 01:21:11,747 | Great! Us four will go out to lunch someday! | Great! Us four will go out to lunch someday! |
1042 | 01:21:14,041 | 01:21:18,045 | You ran around and acted like this was a boarding house! | You ran around and acted like this was a boarding house! |
1043 | 01:21:18,295 | 01:21:21,089 | I grew up in a boarding house, Dad! | I grew up in a boarding house, Dad! |
1044 | 01:21:21,131 | 01:21:24,718 | Thank you. I found out what you did to us. | Thank you. I found out what you did to us. |
1045 | 01:21:24,760 | 01:21:28,138 | Wait a minute. Wait a minute! | Wait a minute. Wait a minute! |
1046 | 01:21:28,180 | 01:21:30,098 | It was very tough... | It was very tough... |
1047 | 01:21:30,140 | 01:21:33,227 | ...all of those dreadful things I did. | ...all of those dreadful things I did. |
1048 | 01:21:33,268 | 01:21:37,481 | That's how I was brought up. And I did the best I could! | That's how I was brought up. And I did the best I could! |
1049 | 01:21:37,523 | 01:21:41,026 | Tomorrow I'm doing a commercial with a family... | Tomorrow I'm doing a commercial with a family... |
1050 | 01:21:41,276 | 01:21:42,861 | ...that loves each other. | ...that loves each other. |
1051 | 01:21:43,570 | 01:21:45,322 | I'm faking it. | I'm faking it. |
1052 | 01:21:52,162 | 01:21:54,998 | I'm Michelle Wilson. Call me Mishi. | I'm Michelle Wilson. Call me Mishi. |
1053 | 01:21:55,040 | 01:21:58,418 | Often we have problems with our monitors. | Often we have problems with our monitors. |
1054 | 01:21:58,460 | 01:22:00,838 | See that bouncing black bar? | See that bouncing black bar? |
1055 | 01:22:01,088 | 01:22:04,758 | It helps when you go like that. It disappears. | It helps when you go like that. It disappears. |
1056 | 01:22:04,800 | 01:22:07,010 | Not like that. Up and down. | Not like that. Up and down. |
1057 | 01:22:07,052 | 01:22:09,805 | -Ready? -Can't we watch there? | -Ready? -Can't we watch there? |
1058 | 01:22:09,847 | 01:22:13,016 | -Sure. -Quiet, please. | -Sure. -Quiet, please. |
1059 | 01:22:13,058 | 01:22:14,810 | We're rolling. | We're rolling. |
1060 | 01:22:14,852 | 01:22:17,855 | -Colonial Airlines, 4-8, take 1. -Mark. | -Colonial Airlines, 4-8, take 1. -Mark. |
1061 | 01:22:17,896 | 01:22:19,815 | Snow, Bernie. | Snow, Bernie. |
1062 | 01:22:19,857 | 01:22:22,317 | And...action! | And...action! |
1063 | 01:22:22,359 | 01:22:24,653 | We pull back on a cold day. | We pull back on a cold day. |
1064 | 01:22:24,695 | 01:22:27,781 | We see Grandma by the hearth... | We see Grandma by the hearth... |
1065 | 01:22:27,823 | 01:22:30,200 | ...and the phone rings. | ...and the phone rings. |
1066 | 01:22:31,118 | 01:22:33,120 | Cut! Cut! | Cut! Cut! |
1067 | 01:22:33,370 | 01:22:35,956 | Cut?! Did you say cut? | Cut?! Did you say cut? |
1068 | 01:22:35,998 | 01:22:40,043 | I'm the director! Only I say "action" and "cut." | I'm the director! Only I say "action" and "cut." |
1069 | 01:22:40,085 | 01:22:42,212 | Learn to say "action"... | Learn to say "action"... |
1070 | 01:22:42,254 | 01:22:44,339 | ...since you know "cut." | ...since you know "cut." |
1071 | 01:22:44,381 | 01:22:46,008 | Do you hear me? | Do you hear me? |
1072 | 01:22:48,844 | 01:22:50,846 | What will we do? She's drunk. | What will we do? She's drunk. |
1073 | 01:22:51,096 | 01:22:53,265 | I know. Roger? | I know. Roger? |
1074 | 01:22:54,224 | 01:22:57,895 | -You already did a drunk-driving spot. -Yeah. | -You already did a drunk-driving spot. -Yeah. |
1075 | 01:22:57,936 | 01:22:59,646 | A little casting tip: | A little casting tip: |
1076 | 01:22:59,688 | 01:23:02,274 | Next time, hire a sober actress. | Next time, hire a sober actress. |
1077 | 01:23:02,316 | 01:23:04,193 | Not next to the clients. | Not next to the clients. |
1078 | 01:23:04,234 | 01:23:06,904 | You don't need a bullhorn! | You don't need a bullhorn! |
1079 | 01:23:06,945 | 01:23:08,572 | She's hard of hearing. | She's hard of hearing. |
1080 | 01:23:08,614 | 01:23:11,783 | Drunk and deaf? How'd she know to show up? | Drunk and deaf? How'd she know to show up? |
1081 | 01:23:12,034 | 01:23:14,161 | I did not hire this actress. | I did not hire this actress. |
1082 | 01:23:14,203 | 01:23:15,913 | Don't be so testy. | Don't be so testy. |
1083 | 01:23:15,954 | 01:23:18,498 | This is the face that they want. | This is the face that they want. |
1084 | 01:23:18,540 | 01:23:21,919 | -So we will make it work. -Yes, yes, we will. | -So we will make it work. -Yes, yes, we will. |
1085 | 01:23:21,960 | 01:23:24,046 | Pour coffee down-- Whatever. | Pour coffee down-- Whatever. |
1086 | 01:23:24,630 | 01:23:27,007 | -Get me some coffee. -Yes, sir. | -Get me some coffee. -Yes, sir. |
1087 | 01:23:27,049 | 01:23:28,550 | Do we have decaf? | Do we have decaf? |
1088 | 01:23:28,592 | 01:23:31,553 | This snow is too thick. Practice, Bernie. | This snow is too thick. Practice, Bernie. |
1089 | 01:23:31,595 | 01:23:36,266 | -My father wants to have lunch. -I don't have time for lunch. | -My father wants to have lunch. -I don't have time for lunch. |
1090 | 01:23:36,308 | 01:23:39,102 | Bernie, can we make actual flakes? | Bernie, can we make actual flakes? |
1091 | 01:23:39,144 | 01:23:43,023 | Just a little problem. The cup was wet and it slipped. | Just a little problem. The cup was wet and it slipped. |
1092 | 01:23:43,273 | 01:23:46,318 | She's so sweet. We'll give her a break. | She's so sweet. We'll give her a break. |
1093 | 01:23:46,360 | 01:23:50,197 | I want to show you the other stage now. | I want to show you the other stage now. |
1094 | 01:23:50,239 | 01:23:52,908 | What are you doing? Get out of here. | What are you doing? Get out of here. |
1095 | 01:23:54,368 | 01:23:57,454 | Where's the kid? He's still in school? | Where's the kid? He's still in school? |
1096 | 01:23:57,496 | 01:24:00,165 | You can step out while they set up. | You can step out while they set up. |
1097 | 01:24:00,916 | 01:24:04,545 | -What's this? -A housecat. You want it more exotic? | -What's this? -A housecat. You want it more exotic? |
1098 | 01:24:04,586 | 01:24:07,965 | -Where did we get a cat? -Roger said get a cat. | -Where did we get a cat? -Roger said get a cat. |
1099 | 01:24:08,006 | 01:24:11,093 | Lose the cat. Roger! Get it out of here! | Lose the cat. Roger! Get it out of here! |
1100 | 01:24:11,134 | 01:24:15,222 | -A cat? -She could say goodbye to the cat. | -A cat? -She could say goodbye to the cat. |
1101 | 01:24:15,264 | 01:24:17,641 | -Oh. That's a good idea. -Yeah. | -Oh. That's a good idea. -Yeah. |
1102 | 01:24:17,683 | 01:24:20,060 | Let's do one about a grandma... | Let's do one about a grandma... |
1103 | 01:24:20,102 | 01:24:22,980 | ...who abandons a cat in winter... | ...who abandons a cat in winter... |
1104 | 01:24:23,021 | 01:24:25,816 | ...so she can romp with her grandkids! | ...so she can romp with her grandkids! |
1105 | 01:24:26,066 | 01:24:30,779 | We can show the cat trying to claw its way out to get food! | We can show the cat trying to claw its way out to get food! |
1106 | 01:24:30,821 | 01:24:34,074 | Are there more animals... | Are there more animals... |
1107 | 01:24:34,116 | 01:24:36,743 | ...that Grandma can torture? | ...that Grandma can torture? |
1108 | 01:24:36,785 | 01:24:39,288 | Maybe put a squirrel in the fire? | Maybe put a squirrel in the fire? |
1109 | 01:24:39,538 | 01:24:42,457 | Do we want to work in advertising? No! | Do we want to work in advertising? No! |
1110 | 01:24:42,708 | 01:24:46,086 | -What're you looking at? -Go smash this. | -What're you looking at? -Go smash this. |
1111 | 01:24:46,128 | 01:24:49,715 | -Let's take a break. -We haven't had too many! | -Let's take a break. -We haven't had too many! |
1112 | 01:24:49,756 | 01:24:52,843 | -What are these people-- -Just relax! | -What are these people-- -Just relax! |
1113 | 01:24:52,885 | 01:24:56,180 | Come on! It's me! Come on! | Come on! It's me! Come on! |
1114 | 01:24:59,516 | 01:25:03,604 | Why don't you just go home, huh? | Why don't you just go home, huh? |
1115 | 01:25:03,645 | 01:25:07,399 | -What's the problem? -I'm sorry. I had a bad night. | -What's the problem? -I'm sorry. I had a bad night. |
1116 | 01:25:07,649 | 01:25:08,692 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1117 | 01:25:09,026 | 01:25:12,654 | -You laying some bad pipe? -It's nothing like that. | -You laying some bad pipe? -It's nothing like that. |
1118 | 01:25:13,363 | 01:25:14,823 | My old man. | My old man. |
1119 | 01:25:15,449 | 01:25:18,327 | I don't talk to mine, so I don't know. | I don't talk to mine, so I don't know. |
1120 | 01:25:19,786 | 01:25:23,832 | Do you remember when we worked in the mailroom? | Do you remember when we worked in the mailroom? |
1121 | 01:25:24,416 | 01:25:29,254 | We found out that we were fired, so we shredded the mail. | We found out that we were fired, so we shredded the mail. |
1122 | 01:25:29,505 | 01:25:32,090 | Look at us now, huh? | Look at us now, huh? |
1123 | 01:25:32,132 | 01:25:35,260 | These people actually think we know our job. | These people actually think we know our job. |
1124 | 01:25:35,302 | 01:25:38,263 | It's a laugh. Isn't it? | It's a laugh. Isn't it? |
1125 | 01:25:39,640 | 01:25:43,519 | Come on, we said we'd do it as long as it was fun. | Come on, we said we'd do it as long as it was fun. |
1126 | 01:25:44,269 | 01:25:47,564 | Why don't you go home, go to Lincoln Park? | Why don't you go home, go to Lincoln Park? |
1127 | 01:25:47,606 | 01:25:52,152 | Let me take care of things. It's just a commercial. | Let me take care of things. It's just a commercial. |
1128 | 01:25:57,157 | 01:25:59,326 | Let me see those eyes. | Let me see those eyes. |
1129 | 01:25:59,368 | 01:26:01,078 | Right. All right. | Right. All right. |
1130 | 01:26:22,975 | 01:26:24,101 | Coffee? | Coffee? |
1131 | 01:26:24,142 | 01:26:26,562 | -Sorry. -Just keep an eye on things. | -Sorry. -Just keep an eye on things. |
1132 | 01:26:26,603 | 01:26:28,814 | -Is he coming back? -I don't know. | -Is he coming back? -I don't know. |
1133 | 01:26:31,233 | 01:26:33,735 | He told me to keep an eye on things. | He told me to keep an eye on things. |
1134 | 01:26:36,154 | 01:26:39,533 | -Ms. Wayne wants the-- -The copy. I know. | -Ms. Wayne wants the-- -The copy. I know. |
1135 | 01:26:39,575 | 01:26:42,035 | You don't make jokes anymore. | You don't make jokes anymore. |
1136 | 01:26:42,077 | 01:26:43,829 | You liked those jokes? | You liked those jokes? |
1137 | 01:26:43,871 | 01:26:46,248 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1138 | 01:26:46,290 | 01:26:47,958 | So did I. | So did I. |
1139 | 01:27:24,244 | 01:27:25,871 | Hey, Dad? | Hey, Dad? |
1140 | 01:27:28,540 | 01:27:29,583 | Dad? | Dad? |
1141 | 01:27:35,214 | 01:27:37,174 | Come on, Dad.... | Come on, Dad.... |
1142 | 01:27:39,343 | 01:27:43,889 | All right. I'm sorry. | All right. I'm sorry. |
1143 | 01:27:44,139 | 01:27:47,643 | I called all week. I'm tired of you hanging up. | I called all week. I'm tired of you hanging up. |
1144 | 01:27:47,684 | 01:27:49,686 | I bought some groceries, Dad. | I bought some groceries, Dad. |
1145 | 01:27:50,062 | 01:27:53,023 | Mom is sitting like a zombie... | Mom is sitting like a zombie... |
1146 | 01:27:53,065 | 01:27:55,108 | ...recovering from her date. | ...recovering from her date. |
1147 | 01:27:55,150 | 01:27:57,736 | I don't know what you're doing in there. | I don't know what you're doing in there. |
1148 | 01:27:58,320 | 01:28:00,280 | Let me take you out, huh? | Let me take you out, huh? |
1149 | 01:28:00,322 | 01:28:04,117 | You pick the place. We'll listen to music. | You pick the place. We'll listen to music. |
1150 | 01:28:04,159 | 01:28:06,161 | That's jazz, right? Jazz music? | That's jazz, right? Jazz music? |
1151 | 01:28:07,871 | 01:28:10,165 | Come on! | Come on! |
1152 | 01:28:51,790 | 01:28:54,293 | Doesn't that do something to you? | Doesn't that do something to you? |
1153 | 01:28:54,334 | 01:28:57,379 | -Doesn't that do something to you? -No. | -Doesn't that do something to you? -No. |
1154 | 01:28:58,088 | 01:29:02,759 | -Can we go? It's four in the morning. -What four in the morning? | -Can we go? It's four in the morning. -What four in the morning? |
1155 | 01:29:05,762 | 01:29:08,307 | Where are your new glasses? | Where are your new glasses? |
1156 | 01:29:08,348 | 01:29:10,267 | I lost my slipper someplace. | I lost my slipper someplace. |
1157 | 01:29:10,893 | 01:29:14,188 | Dad? Where are your new glasses? | Dad? Where are your new glasses? |
1158 | 01:29:14,229 | 01:29:17,900 | They're being fixed. They didn't fit right. | They're being fixed. They didn't fit right. |
1159 | 01:29:17,941 | 01:29:20,360 | ...that's about it for tonight. | ...that's about it for tonight. |
1160 | 01:29:20,402 | 01:29:23,363 | Wait a minute, Conrad. One more time. | Wait a minute, Conrad. One more time. |
1161 | 01:29:23,405 | 01:29:25,365 | Max, give us a break. | Max, give us a break. |
1162 | 01:29:25,407 | 01:29:27,951 | I haven't even drank my minimum. | I haven't even drank my minimum. |
1163 | 01:29:27,993 | 01:29:30,245 | All right, one more time. | All right, one more time. |
1164 | 01:29:30,495 | 01:29:33,415 | "When the Saints." One, two, one. | "When the Saints." One, two, one. |
1165 | 01:29:41,924 | 01:29:43,842 | You didn't go in. | You didn't go in. |
1166 | 01:29:45,260 | 01:29:48,472 | You didn't go in to see the doctor, did you? | You didn't go in to see the doctor, did you? |
1167 | 01:29:51,058 | 01:29:55,312 | I'll get your goddamn slipper. Then I'm taking you home. | I'll get your goddamn slipper. Then I'm taking you home. |
1168 | 01:30:27,970 | 01:30:30,597 | I'm not staying in this lousy hospital! | I'm not staying in this lousy hospital! |
1169 | 01:30:30,848 | 01:30:33,976 | I'm feeling fine! I'm going home! | I'm feeling fine! I'm going home! |
1170 | 01:30:34,017 | 01:30:37,604 | Let me out of this chair! Let me out of this chair! | Let me out of this chair! Let me out of this chair! |
1171 | 01:30:37,646 | 01:30:39,606 | Let me out of this thing! | Let me out of this thing! |
1172 | 01:30:39,648 | 01:30:43,110 | Get your hand off! I'll claim malpractice! | Get your hand off! I'll claim malpractice! |
1173 | 01:30:43,151 | 01:30:44,278 | I'll handle it. | I'll handle it. |
1174 | 01:30:44,319 | 01:30:47,489 | -You'll handle nothing! -It has to be tomorrow. | -You'll handle nothing! -It has to be tomorrow. |
1175 | 01:30:47,531 | 01:30:50,742 | Tomorrow, bullshit! I won't be here! | Tomorrow, bullshit! I won't be here! |
1176 | 01:30:50,784 | 01:30:55,122 | If anybody touches my legs, I'll brain the son of a bitch! | If anybody touches my legs, I'll brain the son of a bitch! |
1177 | 01:30:55,163 | 01:30:57,416 | You've got no choice! | You've got no choice! |
1178 | 01:30:57,457 | 01:31:00,002 | I knew he'd find something wrong! | I knew he'd find something wrong! |
1179 | 01:31:00,043 | 01:31:03,172 | Something is wrong with you! Put this on. | Something is wrong with you! Put this on. |
1180 | 01:31:03,213 | 01:31:05,340 | I won't! Your ass hangs out! | I won't! Your ass hangs out! |
1181 | 01:31:05,382 | 01:31:07,092 | So sleep on your back! | So sleep on your back! |
1182 | 01:31:07,342 | 01:31:12,181 | Don't hang anything up, because I'm getting out of here! | Don't hang anything up, because I'm getting out of here! |
1183 | 01:31:13,515 | 01:31:18,187 | Don't tell any of his friends. He doesn't want them to know. | Don't tell any of his friends. He doesn't want them to know. |
1184 | 01:31:19,062 | 01:31:20,689 | How serious is it? | How serious is it? |
1185 | 01:31:20,731 | 01:31:22,983 | He could lose his legs. | He could lose his legs. |
1186 | 01:31:24,651 | 01:31:27,696 | Definitely parts of both feet. | Definitely parts of both feet. |
1187 | 01:31:28,739 | 01:31:30,616 | But he'll live? | But he'll live? |
1188 | 01:31:30,657 | 01:31:33,660 | Doctor gave me the malpractice bullshit. | Doctor gave me the malpractice bullshit. |
1189 | 01:31:33,702 | 01:31:37,080 | He said that it's a major operation... | He said that it's a major operation... |
1190 | 01:31:37,122 | 01:31:40,709 | ...that with patients of Dad's age and condition... | ...that with patients of Dad's age and condition... |
1191 | 01:31:40,751 | 01:31:45,797 | ...complications could set in because of the anesthesia and shock. | ...complications could set in because of the anesthesia and shock. |
1192 | 01:31:46,048 | 01:31:48,425 | That means that he could.... | That means that he could.... |
1193 | 01:31:48,467 | 01:31:51,220 | He could die. He could cash it in... | He could die. He could cash it in... |
1194 | 01:31:51,261 | 01:31:53,013 | ...kick the bucket. | ...kick the bucket. |
1195 | 01:31:53,055 | 01:31:57,893 | He could shuffle loose the mortal coil. | He could shuffle loose the mortal coil. |
1196 | 01:31:57,935 | 01:32:00,646 | All right, David! That's enough. | All right, David! That's enough. |
1197 | 01:32:05,442 | 01:32:07,653 | I knew he was sick. | I knew he was sick. |
1198 | 01:32:07,903 | 01:32:10,781 | Oh, well, he knew he was sick too. | Oh, well, he knew he was sick too. |
1199 | 01:32:11,031 | 01:32:14,826 | But you don't die from diabetes. | But you don't die from diabetes. |
1200 | 01:32:14,868 | 01:32:18,747 | You do if you let it go this long, Mom. | You do if you let it go this long, Mom. |
1201 | 01:32:18,789 | 01:32:23,252 | It's the number three cause of death in this country. | It's the number three cause of death in this country. |
1202 | 01:32:23,293 | 01:32:27,214 | I read this in a pamphlet at the hospital. | I read this in a pamphlet at the hospital. |
1203 | 01:32:27,256 | 01:32:30,259 | It's not my fault that it went this far. | It's not my fault that it went this far. |
1204 | 01:32:31,426 | 01:32:34,263 | He knew. He didn't see a doctor. | He knew. He didn't see a doctor. |
1205 | 01:32:34,304 | 01:32:37,891 | He is a grown man. I couldn't make him go. | He is a grown man. I couldn't make him go. |
1206 | 01:32:38,141 | 01:32:41,520 | He smokes cigars before breakfast! | He smokes cigars before breakfast! |
1207 | 01:32:41,562 | 01:32:43,021 | It's not my fault. | It's not my fault. |
1208 | 01:32:43,063 | 01:32:44,857 | I know, Mom. | I know, Mom. |
1209 | 01:32:47,109 | 01:32:51,113 | -Let me make you French toast. -No, I'm late for work. | -Let me make you French toast. -No, I'm late for work. |
1210 | 01:32:57,119 | 01:33:00,664 | Your home to our home | Your home to our home |
1211 | 01:33:00,706 | 01:33:04,418 | To their home | To their home |
1212 | 01:33:04,459 | 01:33:08,130 | Colonial Airlines | Colonial Airlines |
1213 | 01:33:08,380 | 01:33:11,925 | Your home in the... | Your home in the... |
1214 | 01:33:11,967 | 01:33:14,887 | ...sky | ...sky |
1215 | 01:33:16,555 | 01:33:19,600 | Are there any questions? | Are there any questions? |
1216 | 01:33:19,641 | 01:33:22,936 | We've just bought three jumbo aircrafts. | We've just bought three jumbo aircrafts. |
1217 | 01:33:22,978 | 01:33:24,855 | You didn't mention them. | You didn't mention them. |
1218 | 01:33:25,105 | 01:33:27,941 | We're excited about the acquisition. | We're excited about the acquisition. |
1219 | 01:33:27,983 | 01:33:32,112 | But it's a tiny part of the fleet compared to others. | But it's a tiny part of the fleet compared to others. |
1220 | 01:33:32,154 | 01:33:35,657 | We showed that you have more short flights... | We showed that you have more short flights... |
1221 | 01:33:35,699 | 01:33:39,161 | ...than any other carrier. Next question? | ...than any other carrier. Next question? |
1222 | 01:33:39,453 | 01:33:43,207 | We have a perfect safety record. You didn't say that. | We have a perfect safety record. You didn't say that. |
1223 | 01:33:43,248 | 01:33:44,833 | It could backfire. | It could backfire. |
1224 | 01:33:44,875 | 01:33:48,795 | People think it's luck and wonder when it will run out. | People think it's luck and wonder when it will run out. |
1225 | 01:33:49,046 | 01:33:53,425 | We'll use it, but not in mass market. It's too iffy. | We'll use it, but not in mass market. It's too iffy. |
1226 | 01:33:53,467 | 01:33:55,344 | Suppose we insisted. | Suppose we insisted. |
1227 | 01:33:55,385 | 01:33:57,804 | -I'd say no. -If you couldn't? | -I'd say no. -If you couldn't? |
1228 | 01:33:57,846 | 01:34:01,975 | I'd walk away. It's a bad move. I won't be responsible. | I'd walk away. It's a bad move. I won't be responsible. |
1229 | 01:34:02,017 | 01:34:06,313 | Good enough. Who cares about safety records? | Good enough. Who cares about safety records? |
1230 | 01:34:06,355 | 01:34:09,733 | This man has a campaign to do. | This man has a campaign to do. |
1231 | 01:34:09,983 | 01:34:13,570 | This campaign will knock them on their duff! | This campaign will knock them on their duff! |
1232 | 01:34:14,029 | 01:34:17,533 | You've got an hour to meet me at the airport. | You've got an hour to meet me at the airport. |
1233 | 01:34:17,574 | 01:34:20,327 | We have the presentation in New York. | We have the presentation in New York. |
1234 | 01:34:20,369 | 01:34:23,747 | Oh, yeah, that would be today. | Oh, yeah, that would be today. |
1235 | 01:34:23,789 | 01:34:27,292 | I'm sorry, I can't make it. Mustard. | I'm sorry, I can't make it. Mustard. |
1236 | 01:34:27,334 | 01:34:29,086 | What? | What? |
1237 | 01:34:29,127 | 01:34:31,630 | I'm not going. My father is ill. | I'm not going. My father is ill. |
1238 | 01:34:32,256 | 01:34:34,424 | Well, put him in a hospital. | Well, put him in a hospital. |
1239 | 01:34:34,466 | 01:34:39,221 | I did. But he needs surgery, and I want to be there. | I did. But he needs surgery, and I want to be there. |
1240 | 01:34:39,263 | 01:34:40,347 | Why? | Why? |
1241 | 01:34:41,890 | 01:34:43,684 | Why? | Why? |
1242 | 01:34:43,725 | 01:34:46,019 | I said we have a meeting. | I said we have a meeting. |
1243 | 01:34:46,061 | 01:34:49,731 | I heard you, twice. I told you I'm not going. | I heard you, twice. I told you I'm not going. |
1244 | 01:34:49,773 | 01:34:52,776 | -Where's Charlie Gargas? -In Los Angeles. | -Where's Charlie Gargas? -In Los Angeles. |
1245 | 01:34:53,694 | 01:34:54,820 | Call him. | Call him. |
1246 | 01:34:54,862 | 01:34:57,155 | -He'll be back this-- -Now! | -He'll be back this-- -Now! |
1247 | 01:34:57,197 | 01:35:01,451 | Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go. | Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go. |
1248 | 01:35:01,493 | 01:35:04,288 | -I hired you. -He's familiar with it. | -I hired you. -He's familiar with it. |
1249 | 01:35:04,329 | 01:35:05,873 | Can you talk to him? | Can you talk to him? |
1250 | 01:35:05,914 | 01:35:10,544 | Basner, you have to make the presentation to our board. | Basner, you have to make the presentation to our board. |
1251 | 01:35:10,586 | 01:35:13,755 | You have good doctors, you don't have to stay. | You have good doctors, you don't have to stay. |
1252 | 01:35:14,256 | 01:35:17,968 | No, I don't, but I'm going to. | No, I don't, but I'm going to. |
1253 | 01:35:18,260 | 01:35:20,470 | You're not going to New York? | You're not going to New York? |
1254 | 01:35:20,512 | 01:35:22,514 | I'm not going to New York. | I'm not going to New York. |
1255 | 01:35:22,556 | 01:35:25,767 | Look, I'm serious. I've had enough of this. | Look, I'm serious. I've had enough of this. |
1256 | 01:35:25,809 | 01:35:27,477 | If you want this... | If you want this... |
1257 | 01:35:27,519 | 01:35:31,523 | ...you'll get up off your ass, get packed.... | ...you'll get up off your ass, get packed.... |
1258 | 01:35:31,565 | 01:35:33,025 | I'm counting now. | I'm counting now. |
1259 | 01:35:33,275 | 01:35:34,651 | One! | One! |
1260 | 01:35:35,194 | 01:35:36,278 | Two! | Two! |
1261 | 01:35:36,778 | 01:35:39,114 | -Three! -Jesus Christ! | -Three! -Jesus Christ! |
1262 | 01:35:39,156 | 01:35:40,157 | Four! | Four! |
1263 | 01:35:40,199 | 01:35:43,118 | -He really is counting. -Five! Six! | -He really is counting. -Five! Six! |
1264 | 01:35:43,160 | 01:35:46,538 | This is the 20th century. Sir, I'm not... | This is the 20th century. Sir, I'm not... |
1265 | 01:35:46,788 | 01:35:49,041 | ...a shit-kicker from your farm. | ...a shit-kicker from your farm. |
1266 | 01:35:49,082 | 01:35:51,251 | Ten! | Ten! |
1267 | 01:35:51,293 | 01:35:53,712 | Look, I'm done! Take my stuff! | Look, I'm done! Take my stuff! |
1268 | 01:35:53,754 | 01:35:55,756 | Do what you want... | Do what you want... |
1269 | 01:35:55,797 | 01:35:57,966 | ...but I'm not going! | ...but I'm not going! |
1270 | 01:35:58,008 | 01:36:01,595 | And don't you ever fucking touch me again! | And don't you ever fucking touch me again! |
1271 | 01:36:10,270 | 01:36:11,855 | Fire him. | Fire him. |
1272 | 01:36:24,117 | 01:36:25,661 | Quite a show. | Quite a show. |
1273 | 01:36:25,702 | 01:36:29,623 | What do you do for an encore? Burn down a building? | What do you do for an encore? Burn down a building? |
1274 | 01:36:34,169 | 01:36:36,338 | Did you just make a joke? | Did you just make a joke? |
1275 | 01:36:37,381 | 01:36:40,342 | You did, didn't you? You made a joke. | You did, didn't you? You made a joke. |
1276 | 01:36:40,384 | 01:36:43,762 | Not a great joke, but you made a joke. | Not a great joke, but you made a joke. |
1277 | 01:36:43,804 | 01:36:45,013 | Cheryl Ann! | Cheryl Ann! |
1278 | 01:36:45,264 | 01:36:48,809 | You made light of a heavy situation! Sense of humor! | You made light of a heavy situation! Sense of humor! |
1279 | 01:36:48,851 | 01:36:52,646 | You do, you have one. | You do, you have one. |
1280 | 01:36:52,688 | 01:36:55,482 | I worked damn hard on this with you. | I worked damn hard on this with you. |
1281 | 01:36:55,524 | 01:36:58,610 | I thought that you were a professional. | I thought that you were a professional. |
1282 | 01:36:58,652 | 01:37:00,612 | I'm as committed as you. | I'm as committed as you. |
1283 | 01:37:00,654 | 01:37:04,283 | I'm going to New York. You're staying. | I'm going to New York. You're staying. |
1284 | 01:37:04,324 | 01:37:07,160 | -We have different priorities. -We do. | -We have different priorities. -We do. |
1285 | 01:37:07,202 | 01:37:10,539 | I'm surprised too. I thought we were the same. | I'm surprised too. I thought we were the same. |
1286 | 01:37:11,665 | 01:37:14,960 | That's what's sad. We were a good team. | That's what's sad. We were a good team. |
1287 | 01:37:15,002 | 01:37:18,881 | I looked forward to seeing you every morning. | I looked forward to seeing you every morning. |
1288 | 01:37:18,922 | 01:37:22,634 | Wondering what you'd wear, what you'd say... | Wondering what you'd wear, what you'd say... |
1289 | 01:37:22,885 | 01:37:26,805 | ...and how you were gonna tease me... | ...and how you were gonna tease me... |
1290 | 01:37:27,055 | 01:37:30,058 | ...and when we'd find time to make love. | ...and when we'd find time to make love. |
1291 | 01:37:31,310 | 01:37:34,563 | You made all of these exhausting hours fun. | You made all of these exhausting hours fun. |
1292 | 01:37:35,564 | 01:37:38,650 | That I'm gonna miss. It's hard to find. | That I'm gonna miss. It's hard to find. |
1293 | 01:37:42,946 | 01:37:46,033 | I'll miss you, David. | I'll miss you, David. |
1294 | 01:37:46,074 | 01:37:47,826 | Very much. | Very much. |
1295 | 01:37:56,168 | 01:37:57,961 | You're fired. | You're fired. |
1296 | 01:38:02,925 | 01:38:06,845 | You know, I liked being with you too. | You know, I liked being with you too. |
1297 | 01:38:06,887 | 01:38:10,933 | You're gonna make a lucky corporation one hell of a CEO. | You're gonna make a lucky corporation one hell of a CEO. |
1298 | 01:38:11,308 | 01:38:13,852 | Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting. | Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting. |
1299 | 01:38:16,480 | 01:38:18,815 | I do hope your father's okay. | I do hope your father's okay. |
1300 | 01:38:20,943 | 01:38:22,486 | Where are my copies? | Where are my copies? |
1301 | 01:38:22,528 | 01:38:24,655 | On my desk, I'll meet you there. | On my desk, I'll meet you there. |
1302 | 01:38:32,663 | 01:38:35,582 | Hey, will you get out? I'm creating. | Hey, will you get out? I'm creating. |
1303 | 01:38:35,624 | 01:38:39,211 | This is where I do my best work. Get out! | This is where I do my best work. Get out! |
1304 | 01:38:39,253 | 01:38:41,338 | Oh, it's only the boss. | Oh, it's only the boss. |
1305 | 01:38:43,799 | 01:38:45,259 | I was sleeping. | I was sleeping. |
1306 | 01:38:45,300 | 01:38:48,053 | I'm sorry I was gone. I missed the fireworks. | I'm sorry I was gone. I missed the fireworks. |
1307 | 01:38:48,303 | 01:38:51,974 | You know everyone in L.A. has odd-colored hair? | You know everyone in L.A. has odd-colored hair? |
1308 | 01:38:52,015 | 01:38:54,560 | I saw someone that drew it in. | I saw someone that drew it in. |
1309 | 01:38:54,601 | 01:38:58,355 | Here I am buying hair. I'll never understand L.A. | Here I am buying hair. I'll never understand L.A. |
1310 | 01:38:58,397 | 01:39:00,524 | Did we lose the account? | Did we lose the account? |
1311 | 01:39:00,566 | 01:39:03,151 | No, I calmed Woolridge down. | No, I calmed Woolridge down. |
1312 | 01:39:03,193 | 01:39:06,655 | I told him that I'd throw you out of a plane... | I told him that I'd throw you out of a plane... |
1313 | 01:39:06,697 | 01:39:09,366 | ...you know, the usual punishment. | ...you know, the usual punishment. |
1314 | 01:39:09,408 | 01:39:11,660 | I'm not a partner by accident. | I'm not a partner by accident. |
1315 | 01:39:11,702 | 01:39:15,122 | I'll apologize to you. But not to anyone else. | I'll apologize to you. But not to anyone else. |
1316 | 01:39:15,163 | 01:39:18,166 | It's been hard to deal with all of this. | It's been hard to deal with all of this. |
1317 | 01:39:20,169 | 01:39:21,920 | Join the club. | Join the club. |
1318 | 01:39:27,217 | 01:39:28,594 | At the end... | At the end... |
1319 | 01:39:30,888 | 01:39:35,350 | ...my dad was in a home. It was the best in Illinois. | ...my dad was in a home. It was the best in Illinois. |
1320 | 01:39:35,392 | 01:39:38,478 | I was too busy to visit him much. | I was too busy to visit him much. |
1321 | 01:39:38,520 | 01:39:41,607 | But I figured he was well cared-for. | But I figured he was well cared-for. |
1322 | 01:39:41,648 | 01:39:45,319 | He was a little senile. Not much. | He was a little senile. Not much. |
1323 | 01:39:48,572 | 01:39:51,992 | When I got around to seeing him... | When I got around to seeing him... |
1324 | 01:39:52,034 | 01:39:54,953 | ...he didn't recognize me until he died. | ...he didn't recognize me until he died. |
1325 | 01:39:56,622 | 01:39:59,291 | He didn't remember who I was. | He didn't remember who I was. |
1326 | 01:40:02,127 | 01:40:05,672 | I thought you'd be the perfect son, Charlie. | I thought you'd be the perfect son, Charlie. |
1327 | 01:40:06,632 | 01:40:10,636 | No, they tell me there was only one of those guys. | No, they tell me there was only one of those guys. |
1328 | 01:40:13,430 | 01:40:16,058 | You take care of what you've got... | You take care of what you've got... |
1329 | 01:40:16,099 | 01:40:18,393 | ...I'll take care of Woolridge. | ...I'll take care of Woolridge. |
1330 | 01:40:18,435 | 01:40:19,978 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1331 | 01:40:27,653 | 01:40:30,280 | I brought you some stuff from home. | I brought you some stuff from home. |
1332 | 01:40:30,531 | 01:40:31,907 | Okay, all finished. | Okay, all finished. |
1333 | 01:40:32,407 | 01:40:35,160 | Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute. | Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute. |
1334 | 01:40:35,202 | 01:40:38,080 | Here. Have a pen. | Here. Have a pen. |
1335 | 01:40:38,121 | 01:40:40,123 | Thank you, sir. Thank you. | Thank you, sir. Thank you. |
1336 | 01:40:40,165 | 01:40:42,084 | -You're welcome. -Bye-bye. | -You're welcome. -Bye-bye. |
1337 | 01:40:47,631 | 01:40:48,966 | You'll be fine. | You'll be fine. |
1338 | 01:40:49,216 | 01:40:52,219 | Just as long as you aren't my doctor. | Just as long as you aren't my doctor. |
1339 | 01:40:52,469 | 01:40:55,973 | Come on, I could have been a great doctor. | Come on, I could have been a great doctor. |
1340 | 01:40:56,014 | 01:40:58,976 | You could have been a great anything. | You could have been a great anything. |
1341 | 01:41:03,981 | 01:41:05,691 | Today was crazy at work. | Today was crazy at work. |
1342 | 01:41:05,941 | 01:41:08,443 | But I'll be here. I'm gonna go... | But I'll be here. I'm gonna go... |
1343 | 01:41:08,485 | 01:41:10,153 | ...get cleaned up... | ...get cleaned up... |
1344 | 01:41:10,195 | 01:41:15,075 | ...and I'll be here tomorrow. I'll be here when you get back. | ...and I'll be here tomorrow. I'll be here when you get back. |
1345 | 01:41:15,325 | 01:41:17,661 | In other words, you'll be here. | In other words, you'll be here. |
1346 | 01:41:21,206 | 01:41:24,376 | Why don't you go now, so I can sleep. | Why don't you go now, so I can sleep. |
1347 | 01:41:24,418 | 01:41:26,587 | Or I'll be grumpy tomorrow... | Or I'll be grumpy tomorrow... |
1348 | 01:41:26,628 | 01:41:29,381 | ...and I won't enjoy the operation. | ...and I won't enjoy the operation. |
1349 | 01:41:30,215 | 01:41:32,467 | Well, see you tomorrow. | Well, see you tomorrow. |
1350 | 01:42:25,562 | 01:42:29,900 | I don't have any blood left, so you can get out. | I don't have any blood left, so you can get out. |
1351 | 01:42:49,670 | 01:42:51,964 | I was in the neighborhood. | I was in the neighborhood. |
1352 | 01:42:55,884 | 01:42:58,387 | What's new? How are you doing? | What's new? How are you doing? |
1353 | 01:42:59,346 | 01:43:02,140 | Fine. I'm doing fine. | Fine. I'm doing fine. |
1354 | 01:43:03,225 | 01:43:05,769 | I take your word for it. | I take your word for it. |
1355 | 01:43:07,229 | 01:43:09,231 | Can I offer you something? | Can I offer you something? |
1356 | 01:43:09,273 | 01:43:13,318 | Cookie? Glass of water? Some morphine? | Cookie? Glass of water? Some morphine? |
1357 | 01:43:14,236 | 01:43:16,905 | Thank you. I'll take a cookie. | Thank you. I'll take a cookie. |
1358 | 01:43:16,947 | 01:43:18,490 | David brought them. | David brought them. |
1359 | 01:43:18,740 | 01:43:22,327 | They're that delicious diabetic kind. | They're that delicious diabetic kind. |
1360 | 01:43:22,786 | 01:43:25,622 | It's all they'll let me eat around here. | It's all they'll let me eat around here. |
1361 | 01:43:26,331 | 01:43:30,169 | I could be dead tomorrow. They're putting me on a diet. | I could be dead tomorrow. They're putting me on a diet. |
1362 | 01:43:31,545 | 01:43:34,464 | I can still make you laugh, can't I? | I can still make you laugh, can't I? |
1363 | 01:43:35,048 | 01:43:39,803 | When you wanted to, you could make me laugh. Right from the beginning. | When you wanted to, you could make me laugh. Right from the beginning. |
1364 | 01:43:40,304 | 01:43:42,806 | I was one charming guy, wasn't I? | I was one charming guy, wasn't I? |
1365 | 01:43:42,848 | 01:43:45,934 | -To everybody except my mother. -Shit. | -To everybody except my mother. -Shit. |
1366 | 01:43:48,562 | 01:43:50,397 | What were we, Max? | What were we, Max? |
1367 | 01:43:50,439 | 01:43:55,527 | Two kids who thought if you went on a couple of dates, you got married. | Two kids who thought if you went on a couple of dates, you got married. |
1368 | 01:43:55,569 | 01:44:00,157 | What couple of dates? We went out eight or nine times! | What couple of dates? We went out eight or nine times! |
1369 | 01:44:00,199 | 01:44:02,409 | We had plenty of laughs. | We had plenty of laughs. |
1370 | 01:44:02,451 | 01:44:06,038 | I tried to teach you how to drive that old Hudson. | I tried to teach you how to drive that old Hudson. |
1371 | 01:44:13,420 | 01:44:18,050 | I wish there were more things like that. | I wish there were more things like that. |
1372 | 01:44:18,425 | 01:44:20,594 | More moments. | More moments. |
1373 | 01:44:22,262 | 01:44:26,767 | We lived together a long time, Max, but we were never friends. | We lived together a long time, Max, but we were never friends. |
1374 | 01:44:28,018 | 01:44:31,772 | Lorraine, you didn't know how to have fun. | Lorraine, you didn't know how to have fun. |
1375 | 01:44:31,813 | 01:44:34,191 | -Why didn't you teach me? -I tried. | -Why didn't you teach me? -I tried. |
1376 | 01:44:34,233 | 01:44:39,071 | -I tried a million goddamn times! -No, just a few times! | -I tried a million goddamn times! -No, just a few times! |
1377 | 01:44:39,112 | 01:44:42,783 | -Then you just gave up on me. -You did the same thing! | -Then you just gave up on me. -You did the same thing! |
1378 | 01:44:50,332 | 01:44:52,918 | Why didn't we talk, Max? | Why didn't we talk, Max? |
1379 | 01:44:53,168 | 01:44:56,463 | Why didn't we tell each other how we felt? | Why didn't we tell each other how we felt? |
1380 | 01:44:59,299 | 01:45:02,052 | Do you know what we were, Max? | Do you know what we were, Max? |
1381 | 01:45:02,970 | 01:45:05,681 | We were roommates. | We were roommates. |
1382 | 01:45:07,599 | 01:45:11,770 | Goddamn you for doing what you did to yourself! | Goddamn you for doing what you did to yourself! |
1383 | 01:45:12,271 | 01:45:14,648 | What you did to us. | What you did to us. |
1384 | 01:45:15,607 | 01:45:19,319 | Oh, God, what happened to us, Max? | Oh, God, what happened to us, Max? |
1385 | 01:45:20,404 | 01:45:22,573 | I cared. | I cared. |
1386 | 01:45:23,615 | 01:45:25,325 | I know I cared. | I know I cared. |
1387 | 01:45:29,162 | 01:45:30,873 | Bullshit. | Bullshit. |
1388 | 01:46:31,225 | 01:46:32,935 | I'm here, Dad. | I'm here, Dad. |
1389 | 01:46:32,976 | 01:46:34,770 | You're here. | You're here. |
1390 | 01:46:44,863 | 01:46:47,199 | It's a Honduran, Dad. | It's a Honduran, Dad. |
1391 | 01:46:48,283 | 01:46:52,412 | In case they give you time for a smoke break. | In case they give you time for a smoke break. |
1392 | 01:47:00,379 | 01:47:03,757 | Excuse me. We have to take him to surgery now. | Excuse me. We have to take him to surgery now. |
1393 | 01:48:08,447 | 01:48:12,701 | You look so distinguished, Charlie. It's coming along great. | You look so distinguished, Charlie. It's coming along great. |
1394 | 01:48:13,160 | 01:48:16,747 | Could we have some makeup? We have a bit of a shine. | Could we have some makeup? We have a bit of a shine. |
1395 | 01:48:17,122 | 01:48:18,081 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1396 | 01:48:18,457 | 01:48:22,002 | -Everyone must leave. He has a call. -I'll be back. | -Everyone must leave. He has a call. -I'll be back. |
1397 | 01:48:22,044 | 01:48:25,214 | -Everybody, let's take five minutes. -Thank you. | -Everybody, let's take five minutes. -Thank you. |
1398 | 01:48:31,220 | 01:48:33,805 | David, how is he? | David, how is he? |
1399 | 01:48:34,097 | 01:48:36,975 | He lost his toes and part of one foot... | He lost his toes and part of one foot... |
1400 | 01:48:37,017 | 01:48:39,770 | ...but he can walk again with a cane. | ...but he can walk again with a cane. |
1401 | 01:48:41,772 | 01:48:46,235 | Thank God it wasn't worse. When are you coming back to work? | Thank God it wasn't worse. When are you coming back to work? |
1402 | 01:48:46,276 | 01:48:49,071 | You're missing my photos with a naked head. | You're missing my photos with a naked head. |
1403 | 01:48:51,156 | 01:48:53,408 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1404 | 01:48:53,450 | 01:48:55,827 | I don't know, Charlie. | I don't know, Charlie. |
1405 | 01:48:56,453 | 01:49:00,749 | Why don't you give my accounts to Ted Geller till I come back. | Why don't you give my accounts to Ted Geller till I come back. |
1406 | 01:49:01,250 | 01:49:04,086 | Babysitting him will drive you crazy. | Babysitting him will drive you crazy. |
1407 | 01:49:06,129 | 01:49:07,756 | Well, maybe. | Well, maybe. |
1408 | 01:49:07,798 | 01:49:10,175 | But I want to get to know him. | But I want to get to know him. |
1409 | 01:49:10,217 | 01:49:13,637 | You never know, he may get to know me a little too. | You never know, he may get to know me a little too. |
1410 | 01:49:16,139 | 01:49:17,182 | Good luck. | Good luck. |
1411 | 01:49:18,642 | 01:49:20,644 | Thanks, Charlie. | Thanks, Charlie. |
1412 | 01:49:21,436 | 01:49:24,815 | Don't give up my window. | Don't give up my window. |
1413 | 01:49:25,440 | 01:49:26,900 | Bye-bye. | Bye-bye. |
1414 | 01:49:37,619 | 01:49:41,498 | -They'll put him to bed soon, sir. -Thank you. | -They'll put him to bed soon, sir. -Thank you. |
1415 | 01:50:30,339 | 01:50:34,927 | I filled the refrigerator, so there will be food when he comes home. | I filled the refrigerator, so there will be food when he comes home. |
1416 | 01:50:35,177 | 01:50:38,138 | And I have some keys for you. | And I have some keys for you. |
1417 | 01:50:38,180 | 01:50:41,266 | You'll be needing a second set. | You'll be needing a second set. |
1418 | 01:50:41,308 | 01:50:43,352 | I won't be coming back. | I won't be coming back. |
1419 | 01:50:46,855 | 01:50:50,192 | Your father might not get any better, David. | Your father might not get any better, David. |
1420 | 01:50:50,901 | 01:50:54,196 | He's going to need a lot of care. | He's going to need a lot of care. |
1421 | 01:50:56,490 | 01:50:58,951 | I can't.... | I can't.... |
1422 | 01:50:59,576 | 01:51:02,871 | I mean, he and I, it's just... | I mean, he and I, it's just... |
1423 | 01:51:03,413 | 01:51:06,166 | ...impossible. | ...impossible. |
1424 | 01:51:06,208 | 01:51:08,126 | It just doesn't work. | It just doesn't work. |
1425 | 01:51:08,919 | 01:51:10,879 | I know, Mom. | I know, Mom. |
1426 | 01:51:14,049 | 01:51:16,385 | Do you hate me for that? | Do you hate me for that? |
1427 | 01:51:17,970 | 01:51:19,513 | No. | No. |
1428 | 01:51:20,097 | 01:51:22,766 | I do not hate you. You're my mom. | I do not hate you. You're my mom. |
1429 | 01:51:26,436 | 01:51:28,146 | Call me. | Call me. |
1430 | 01:51:50,711 | 01:51:52,546 | -Go get the car. -Yeah. | -Go get the car. -Yeah. |
1431 | 01:51:52,588 | 01:51:55,883 | -The blue station wagon, right? -Thanks. | -The blue station wagon, right? -Thanks. |
1432 | 01:51:58,594 | 01:52:00,220 | I found you. | I found you. |
1433 | 01:52:00,929 | 01:52:05,559 | -I'm taking Max home today. -Your mother told me. | -I'm taking Max home today. -Your mother told me. |
1434 | 01:52:06,101 | 01:52:09,855 | -Thank you for coming around so much. -That's okay. | -Thank you for coming around so much. -That's okay. |
1435 | 01:52:10,105 | 01:52:11,523 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
1436 | 01:52:11,940 | 01:52:13,609 | For your theater? | For your theater? |
1437 | 01:52:13,650 | 01:52:16,236 | -The school donated them. -All three? | -The school donated them. -All three? |
1438 | 01:52:16,486 | 01:52:18,906 | Well, it's a start. | Well, it's a start. |
1439 | 01:52:18,947 | 01:52:22,951 | The kids went to get my car. I parked in Detroit. | The kids went to get my car. I parked in Detroit. |
1440 | 01:52:25,871 | 01:52:29,374 | You're the only girl I dated that my parents liked. | You're the only girl I dated that my parents liked. |
1441 | 01:52:30,334 | 01:52:34,713 | I'm the only girl you dated that your parents ever met. | I'm the only girl you dated that your parents ever met. |
1442 | 01:52:46,558 | 01:52:48,727 | This is comfortable. | This is comfortable. |
1443 | 01:52:59,863 | 01:53:02,407 | This is very comfortable. | This is very comfortable. |
1444 | 01:53:09,414 | 01:53:11,834 | I think so too. | I think so too. |
1445 | 01:53:30,227 | 01:53:35,399 | -Your son bought you a nice outfit. -He's always buying me something. | -Your son bought you a nice outfit. -He's always buying me something. |
1446 | 01:53:35,649 | 01:53:39,486 | -Good luck. Thanks for the pen. -You're welcome, Gina. | -Good luck. Thanks for the pen. -You're welcome, Gina. |
1447 | 01:53:39,528 | 01:53:44,408 | We're signed out. Paid the bill. Do you people work on commission? | We're signed out. Paid the bill. Do you people work on commission? |
1448 | 01:53:44,449 | 01:53:48,120 | -The orderly will be at the elevator. -Thank you. | -The orderly will be at the elevator. -Thank you. |
1449 | 01:53:56,962 | 01:53:57,921 | You all right? | You all right? |
1450 | 01:54:00,132 | 01:54:02,342 | That Gina gives a good sponge. | That Gina gives a good sponge. |
1451 | 01:54:03,427 | 01:54:05,387 | Let's get out of here. | Let's get out of here. |
1452 | 01:54:18,233 | 01:54:23,030 | Subtitles by SDI Media Group | Subtitles by SDI Media Group |
1452 | 01:54:18,233 | 01:54:23,030 | Subtitles by SDI Media Group | Subtitles by SDI Media Group |