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1 00:00:01,418 00:00:03,836 Turn the beat around Turn the beat around
2 00:00:04,546 00:00:07,299 Love to hear percussion Love to hear percussion
3 00:00:08,467 00:00:10,385 Flute player, play your flute Flute player, play your flute
4 00:00:10,469 00:00:14,139 'Cause I know that You got to get your beat on 'Cause I know that You got to get your beat on
5 00:00:18,685 00:00:20,395 And when the drummer Starts beating that beat And when the drummer Starts beating that beat
6 00:00:20,479 00:00:23,232 With the syncopated rhythm going Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat on the drum With the syncopated rhythm going Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat on the drum
7 00:00:23,315 00:00:26,568 You know, I'm just gonna give 'em a call. This is stupid. 10:00 a.m. meeting. You know, I'm just gonna give 'em a call. This is stupid. 10:00 a.m. meeting.
8 00:00:26,652 00:00:28,779 Be here on time. Don't even have a commute. Be here on time. Don't even have a commute.
9 00:00:30,531 00:00:32,241 Please be wearing a shirt. Please be wearing a shirt.
10 00:00:32,323 00:00:33,659 Oh, hey, Dave. Oh, hey, Dave.
11 00:00:33,742 00:00:35,911 Are you serious? What are you doing in a hot tub? Are you serious? What are you doing in a hot tub?
12 00:00:36,620 00:00:38,330 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I'm in a hot tub. I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I'm in a hot tub.
13 00:00:38,413 00:00:40,707 Yeah, I know that... Just turn down the jets. Yeah, I know that... Just turn down the jets.
14 00:00:40,791 00:00:42,167 Otherwise you're not going to be able to hear me. Otherwise you're not going to be able to hear me.
15 00:00:42,251 00:00:43,669 I'm just gonna turn down the jets. I'm just gonna turn down the jets.
16 00:00:43,752 00:00:45,254 Otherwise I'm not gonna be able to hear you. Otherwise I'm not gonna be able to hear you.
17 00:00:45,337 00:00:47,130 - There you go. - Great, thanks. - There you go. - Great, thanks.
18 00:00:47,214 00:00:48,507 Wait a second. Where's Poppy? Wait a second. Where's Poppy?
19 00:00:48,590 00:00:50,217 She hasn't signed on yet. I gotta give her a call now. She hasn't signed on yet. I gotta give her a call now.
20 00:00:50,300 00:00:51,760 No, no. I don't wait for her. She waits for me. No, no. I don't wait for her. She waits for me.
21 00:00:51,844 00:00:53,971 - You call her, then you call me back. - No, come on. - You call her, then you call me back. - No, come on.
22 00:00:54,054 00:00:55,556 Don't do the power play thing, Ian. It's not a... Don't do the power play thing, Ian. It's not a...
23 00:00:55,639 00:00:58,517 Oh, my God. It's like herding cats. It really is. Oh, my God. It's like herding cats. It really is.
24 00:00:58,600 00:01:00,978 It's like herding big baby human cats. It's like herding big baby human cats.
25 00:01:03,397 00:01:05,274 Please be showered. Please be showered. Please... Please be showered. Please be showered. Please...
26 00:01:05,357 00:01:07,568 - Hello. - Oh, my God. Are you serious? - Hello. - Oh, my God. Are you serious?
27 00:01:07,651 00:01:09,069 I mean, you look awful. I mean, you look awful.
28 00:01:09,152 00:01:11,238 No, I'm doing great. No, I'm doing great.
29 00:01:11,321 00:01:14,032 I'm on the best programming sprint of my life. I'm on the best programming sprint of my life.
30 00:01:14,116 00:01:17,703 For the last 45 days, I haven't left my computer except to pee and sleep. For the last 45 days, I haven't left my computer except to pee and sleep.
31 00:01:17,786 00:01:20,289 - Well, maybe leave once to wash yourself. - Wait a minute. Where's Ian? - Well, maybe leave once to wash yourself. - Wait a minute. Where's Ian?
32 00:01:20,372 00:01:22,541 No. We're not doing this. We're not doing the power play thing. No. We're not doing this. We're not doing the power play thing.
33 00:01:22,624 00:01:23,917 If he's not here, why am I? If he's not here, why am I?
34 00:01:24,001 00:01:25,043 I'm gonna call him now, okay? I'm gonna call him now, okay?
35 00:01:25,127 00:01:27,004 Okay, well, I'm gonna go put a bra on Okay, well, I'm gonna go put a bra on
36 00:01:27,087 00:01:29,214 since you need these meetings to be all fancy or whatever. since you need these meetings to be all fancy or whatever.
37 00:01:29,298 00:01:31,425 It's not fancy to wear undergarments to a business meeting. It's not fancy to wear undergarments to a business meeting.
38 00:01:31,508 00:01:35,304 You know what, just go put on the bra. Put on the bra. It's unbelievable. You know what, just go put on the bra. Put on the bra. It's unbelievable.
39 00:01:35,387 00:01:39,391 It's like, just be human. You know, just be a normal human being. It's like, just be human. You know, just be a normal human being.
40 00:01:39,474 00:01:40,392 Yo. Yo.
41 00:01:40,475 00:01:42,477 Where's your shirt? Where's your shirt?
42 00:01:42,561 00:01:44,438 Didn't feel appropriate, David. I'm in a hot tub. Didn't feel appropriate, David. I'm in a hot tub.
43 00:01:44,521 00:01:46,398 Can't believe I have to ask this during a pandemic, Can't believe I have to ask this during a pandemic,
44 00:01:46,481 00:01:49,985 but would you just get out of the hot tub and put on a shirt? but would you just get out of the hot tub and put on a shirt?
45 00:01:50,068 00:01:50,944 - No. - No? - No. - No?
46 00:01:51,028 00:01:54,156 Hey! If Ian doesn't have to wear a shirt, then I shouldn't have to wear a bra. Hey! If Ian doesn't have to wear a shirt, then I shouldn't have to wear a bra.
47 00:01:54,239 00:01:55,657 - I'm taking this off. - What? - I'm taking this off. - What?
48 00:01:55,741 00:01:57,159 - It's so unfair. - Don't take your bra off. - It's so unfair. - Don't take your bra off.
49 00:01:57,242 00:01:59,036 - It's almost a cliché. - Fine. I'll get out of the hot tub. - It's almost a cliché. - Fine. I'll get out of the hot tub.
50 00:01:59,119 00:02:01,288 - You are allowed to do whatever you want. - Fine, David, just ruin everybody's day. - You are allowed to do whatever you want. - Fine, David, just ruin everybody's day.
51 00:02:01,371 00:02:03,749 And I aren't allowed to do it. And I tell you what... And I aren't allowed to do it. And I tell you what...
52 00:02:03,832 00:02:06,627 Guys. Oh, my God! What is happening? Guys. Oh, my God! What is happening?
53 00:02:20,807 00:02:22,935 Okay, so I don't know where C.W. is. Okay, so I don't know where C.W. is.
54 00:02:23,018 00:02:25,062 I know he was having some trouble signing in. I know he was having some trouble signing in.
55 00:02:25,145 00:02:26,980 I mean, we gave him all the sign-in information... I mean, we gave him all the sign-in information...
56 00:02:27,064 00:02:28,565 Hey. David. Can we make this quick? Hey. David. Can we make this quick?
57 00:02:28,649 00:02:31,026 I've got a lot of work to do stripping Blood Ocean out of everything. I've got a lot of work to do stripping Blood Ocean out of everything.
58 00:02:31,109 00:02:32,319 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
59 00:02:32,402 00:02:34,947 Releasing a disease in the game right before a global pandemic Releasing a disease in the game right before a global pandemic
60 00:02:35,030 00:02:36,031 was not a great look. was not a great look.
61 00:02:36,114 00:02:39,618 Poppy, you should be taking this time to recharge and stay healthy like me. Poppy, you should be taking this time to recharge and stay healthy like me.
62 00:02:39,701 00:02:42,579 You know, I haven't left my compound in like three months You know, I haven't left my compound in like three months
63 00:02:42,663 00:02:44,373 because I'm so afraid of getting sick. because I'm so afraid of getting sick.
64 00:02:44,456 00:02:47,918 - He's too important to the world. - Oh, Jo, you don't need to say that. - He's too important to the world. - Oh, Jo, you don't need to say that.
65 00:02:48,001 00:02:49,294 But put it in the notes. But put it in the notes.
66 00:02:49,378 00:02:51,964 No, don't put it in the notes, Jo. It's not relevant to anything we're talk... No, don't put it in the notes, Jo. It's not relevant to anything we're talk...
67 00:02:52,047 00:02:53,048 Oh, I have an idea. Oh, I have an idea.
68 00:02:53,131 00:02:57,302 What if instead of stripping Blood Ocean out of the game, I build a vaccine? What if instead of stripping Blood Ocean out of the game, I build a vaccine?
69 00:02:57,386 00:02:59,263 What? That would take you weeks. What? That would take you weeks.
70 00:02:59,346 00:03:02,266 What are you... I feel like you're inventing work for yourself. What are you... I feel like you're inventing work for yourself.
71 00:03:02,349 00:03:03,851 I feel like you're a cashed-up bogan. I feel like you're a cashed-up bogan.
72 00:03:03,934 00:03:05,811 "A cashed-up bogan"? "A cashed-up bogan"?
73 00:03:05,894 00:03:09,189 David, Poppy is being mean in Australian. Is the meeting almost over? David, Poppy is being mean in Australian. Is the meeting almost over?
74 00:03:09,273 00:03:10,315 The meeting hasn't started. The meeting hasn't started.
75 00:03:10,399 00:03:12,317 You know what? Let's just forget C.W. and jump right in. You know what? Let's just forget C.W. and jump right in.
76 00:03:12,401 00:03:15,362 - Brad, can I get your attention, please? - Oh, sorry, David. - Brad, can I get your attention, please? - Oh, sorry, David.
77 00:03:15,445 00:03:18,282 - I'm playing Street Fighter. - No problem. - I'm playing Street Fighter. - No problem.
78 00:03:18,365 00:03:20,075 - Thanks for letting me know. - It's cool. - Thanks for letting me know. - It's cool.
79 00:03:20,158 00:03:23,537 Okay, so, obviously the quarantine has been tough on everyone, Okay, so, obviously the quarantine has been tough on everyone,
80 00:03:23,620 00:03:27,833 but our industry is thriving, and I think we should give back. but our industry is thriving, and I think we should give back.
81 00:03:27,916 00:03:31,753 So, I'm suggesting a $100,000 donation. So, I'm suggesting a $100,000 donation.
82 00:03:31,837 00:03:33,297 - Wait a second. Wait, what? - Huh? - Wait a second. Wait, what? - Huh?
83 00:03:33,380 00:03:36,091 Brad, we as a company have a responsibility... Brad, we as a company have a responsibility...
84 00:03:36,175 00:03:37,718 Money is my territory, and I make the final call. Money is my territory, and I make the final call.
85 00:03:37,801 00:03:40,012 I'm not giving something away without getting something out of it. I'm not giving something away without getting something out of it.
86 00:03:40,095 00:03:41,847 - That's insane. - That's charity. - That's insane. - That's charity.
87 00:03:41,930 00:03:43,765 You just described exactly what charity is. You just described exactly what charity is.
88 00:03:43,849 00:03:45,517 - Not approved. - All right, tell you what. - Not approved. - All right, tell you what.
89 00:03:45,601 00:03:46,602 Play me for it. Play me for it.
90 00:03:47,561 00:03:50,314 Your little game there. If I win, you gotta release the cash. Your little game there. If I win, you gotta release the cash.
91 00:03:50,397 00:03:52,191 Deal. Deal.
92 00:03:53,483 00:03:57,154 But if I win, you gotta shave off one of your eyebrows. But if I win, you gotta shave off one of your eyebrows.
93 00:03:58,197 00:04:00,866 - What? - Fucking hell. Goodbye. - What? - Fucking hell. Goodbye.
94 00:04:00,949 00:04:03,619 She can't leave the meeting before me. No. Goodbye. She can't leave the meeting before me. No. Goodbye.
95 00:04:03,702 00:04:06,079 This is gonna be amazing. Goodbye. This is gonna be amazing. Goodbye.
96 00:04:06,163 00:04:07,539 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. - Goodbye. - Goodbye.
97 00:04:07,623 00:04:10,209 Unbelievable. Meeting adjourned. Unbelievable. Meeting adjourned.
98 00:04:11,543 00:04:15,881 Hello. I don't know what I pressed, but I'm here. Hello. I don't know what I pressed, but I'm here.
99 00:04:16,423 00:04:17,798 Has the meeting started? Has the meeting started?
100 00:04:23,514 00:04:27,059 {\an8}This lag is real bad. You can't judge attack time at all. {\an8}This lag is real bad. You can't judge attack time at all.
101 00:04:27,559 00:04:30,229 That's what happens when the entire world's playing on one server, I guess. That's what happens when the entire world's playing on one server, I guess.
102 00:04:30,312 00:04:31,522 {\an8}-Right. - Hey, question. {\an8}-Right. - Hey, question.
103 00:04:31,605 00:04:32,606 {\an8}Answer. {\an8}Answer.
104 00:04:32,689 00:04:34,816 {\an8}-You want a chip? - Oh, yeah. {\an8}-You want a chip? - Oh, yeah.
105 00:04:39,821 00:04:41,740 See? It's like nothing's changed, baby. See? It's like nothing's changed, baby.
106 00:04:42,616 00:04:44,368 {\an8}-Hey, Rache. - Yeah. {\an8}-Hey, Rache. - Yeah.
107 00:04:44,451 00:04:46,411 Why do you wear that hoodie every day? Why do you wear that hoodie every day?
108 00:04:47,704 00:04:49,498 Oh, it's cold in my apartment. Oh, it's cold in my apartment.
109 00:04:50,290 00:04:51,583 Why don't you take off the hood? Why don't you take off the hood?
110 00:04:53,126 00:04:54,837 Okay, just don't judge me. Okay, just don't judge me.
111 00:04:56,713 00:04:58,257 Damn. Damn.
112 00:04:58,340 00:05:01,760 Yeah, I know. I can't color it, and I tried cutting it and... Yeah, I know. I can't color it, and I tried cutting it and...
113 00:05:01,844 00:05:03,345 {\an8}That is badass. {\an8}That is badass.
114 00:05:03,428 00:05:07,182 {\an8}You're like Storm from X-Men. You're like fuckin' Halle Berry, girl. {\an8}You're like Storm from X-Men. You're like fuckin' Halle Berry, girl.
115 00:05:07,266 00:05:08,809 {\an8}-Wait, really? - Yeah. {\an8}-Wait, really? - Yeah.
116 00:05:08,892 00:05:10,561 Hi! Hi!
117 00:05:10,644 00:05:13,063 Oh, is that Rachel's mom? Oh, is that Rachel's mom?
118 00:05:13,146 00:05:15,774 Hey, Rachel's mom, can you send Rachel in? It's work time. Hey, Rachel's mom, can you send Rachel in? It's work time.
119 00:05:15,858 00:05:17,693 {\an8}-Lou, what are you doing here? - I thought you got promoted. {\an8}-Lou, what are you doing here? - I thought you got promoted.
120 00:05:17,776 00:05:22,489 I did. They made me head guy in charge of babysitting dum-dums like you. I did. They made me head guy in charge of babysitting dum-dums like you.
121 00:05:22,573 00:05:25,409 Couple of ground rules to go over: I don't mute when I eat. Couple of ground rules to go over: I don't mute when I eat.
122 00:05:25,492 00:05:26,869 I don't want to hear any chitchat. I don't want to hear any chitchat.
123 00:05:26,952 00:05:29,705 I don't want to hear any side chat, certainly no back-sass. I don't want to hear any side chat, certainly no back-sass.
124 00:05:29,788 00:05:32,291 And, ladies, let's remember: And, ladies, let's remember:
125 00:05:32,374 00:05:33,750 we're all in this together. we're all in this together.
126 00:05:33,834 00:05:35,377 - Super. - Great. - Super. - Great.
127 00:05:39,548 00:05:42,301 - Yeah. You lose! - Damn it. - Yeah. You lose! - Damn it.
128 00:05:42,384 00:05:43,385 How are you so good at this game? How are you so good at this game?
129 00:05:43,468 00:05:45,262 I guess some people have it, and some people don't. I guess some people have it, and some people don't.
130 00:05:45,345 00:05:48,056 Speaking of not having things, one eyebrow, please. Speaking of not having things, one eyebrow, please.
131 00:05:48,140 00:05:50,017 Fine, I'll get my razor. Fine, I'll get my razor.
132 00:05:51,143 00:05:54,271 Ah, shi... Hold on. Sue's calling. Ah, shi... Hold on. Sue's calling.
133 00:05:54,354 00:05:55,480 Hey, Sue. Hey, Sue.
134 00:05:55,564 00:05:58,609 Oh! It's a party. Oh! It's a party.
135 00:05:58,692 00:06:00,152 I'm so sorry to interrupt, I'm so sorry to interrupt,
136 00:06:00,235 00:06:03,947 but my inbox is filling up with some very strongly-worded e-mails. but my inbox is filling up with some very strongly-worded e-mails.
137 00:06:04,031 00:06:05,949 Right. Yeah, what are the players upset about now? Right. Yeah, what are the players upset about now?
138 00:06:06,033 00:06:08,952 It's actually... it's the parents of the players. It's actually... it's the parents of the players.
139 00:06:09,036 00:06:10,746 They can't undo the parental control, They can't undo the parental control,
140 00:06:10,829 00:06:14,416 so their kids are getting locked out of the game after too many hours of play. so their kids are getting locked out of the game after too many hours of play.
141 00:06:14,499 00:06:15,626 And it seems like And it seems like
142 00:06:15,709 00:06:18,003 the one thing that parents don't like to do is parent. the one thing that parents don't like to do is parent.
143 00:06:18,086 00:06:22,007 Which, you know, kinda makes you wonder why they had kids in the first place. Which, you know, kinda makes you wonder why they had kids in the first place.
144 00:06:22,090 00:06:23,133 Okay, so... Well, thanks, Sue. Okay, so... Well, thanks, Sue.
145 00:06:23,217 00:06:25,135 We'll just take care of it. All right, bye-bye. We'll just take care of it. All right, bye-bye.
146 00:06:25,219 00:06:26,303 Okay, David. Sorry, David. Okay, David. Sorry, David.
147 00:06:26,386 00:06:28,388 - Just one last... - Yeah. - Just one last... - Yeah.
148 00:06:28,472 00:06:32,976 What might get us some goodwill is that $100,000 donation. What might get us some goodwill is that $100,000 donation.
149 00:06:33,060 00:06:35,187 Actually, Sue, we're not gonna be donating the money anymore. Actually, Sue, we're not gonna be donating the money anymore.
150 00:06:35,270 00:06:37,439 But David will be donating his left eyebrow. But David will be donating his left eyebrow.
151 00:06:37,523 00:06:40,150 Wait a second. That's it, yes. Yes! Wait a second. That's it, yes. Yes!
152 00:06:40,234 00:06:41,318 Okay, let's play again. Okay, let's play again.
153 00:06:41,401 00:06:45,072 And if I win, we donate $200,000, And if I win, we donate $200,000,
154 00:06:45,155 00:06:48,617 and if I lose, I shave off my other eyebrow. Huh? and if I lose, I shave off my other eyebrow. Huh?
155 00:06:48,700 00:06:52,538 I'm done dealing in brows. I want your lashes. I'm done dealing in brows. I want your lashes.
156 00:06:52,621 00:06:53,622 I... I...
157 00:06:54,331 00:06:57,000 All right, fine. You can have my eyelashes. Deal. Let's do it. All right, fine. You can have my eyelashes. Deal. Let's do it.
158 00:06:57,084 00:06:58,252 - No, David! - Deal! - No, David! - Deal!
159 00:06:58,335 00:07:00,003 David, your eyelashes, they're your third-best feature. David, your eyelashes, they're your third-best feature.
160 00:07:00,087 00:07:02,172 - Okay, Sue, we gotta go. Take care. - Don't... - Okay, Sue, we gotta go. Take care. - Don't...
161 00:07:06,218 00:07:08,011 Yo, Carol. What's up? Yo, Carol. What's up?
162 00:07:08,095 00:07:10,389 I'm gonna need less crotch, Ian. I'm gonna need less crotch, Ian.
163 00:07:10,472 00:07:11,473 Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
164 00:07:12,474 00:07:15,185 I don't hear that very often. I'm just kidding. That's a joke. I don't hear that very often. I'm just kidding. That's a joke.
165 00:07:15,269 00:07:18,397 Okay. So, I'm calling because I've received some reports Okay. So, I'm calling because I've received some reports
166 00:07:18,480 00:07:19,982 about bizarre behavior. about bizarre behavior.
167 00:07:20,065 00:07:22,359 Well, it is the video game industry, Carol. Well, it is the video game industry, Carol.
168 00:07:22,442 00:07:24,862 There are a lot of nuts there, and they're probably ready to crack. There are a lot of nuts there, and they're probably ready to crack.
169 00:07:24,945 00:07:28,365 Although, one person in particular that I'm worried about is Poppy. Although, one person in particular that I'm worried about is Poppy.
170 00:07:28,448 00:07:30,367 There's something going on there, I can tell. There's something going on there, I can tell.
171 00:07:30,450 00:07:31,827 The reports have been about you. The reports have been about you.
172 00:07:32,661 00:07:35,914 Ian, you can't send personal videos to your employees Ian, you can't send personal videos to your employees
173 00:07:35,998 00:07:39,168 with the subject line "Mandatory Viewing." with the subject line "Mandatory Viewing."
174 00:07:39,251 00:07:41,378 - Well, those are meant to be inspiring. - Really? - Well, those are meant to be inspiring. - Really?
175 00:07:41,962 00:07:44,631 Sometimes everything is wrong Sometimes everything is wrong
176 00:07:44,715 00:07:47,718 When your day is night alone When your day is night alone
177 00:07:47,801 00:07:50,304 Hold on Hold on
178 00:07:50,387 00:07:52,306 Hold on Hold on
179 00:07:52,389 00:07:53,724 Yeah, I'm showing people that Yeah, I'm showing people that
180 00:07:53,807 00:07:57,186 we're all in this together and that everybody hurts. we're all in this together and that everybody hurts.
181 00:07:57,269 00:08:01,732 Ian, if you wanna actually help people, you're gonna have to make a sacrifice. Ian, if you wanna actually help people, you're gonna have to make a sacrifice.
182 00:08:01,815 00:08:04,735 Maybe give away some of that money you clearly have. Maybe give away some of that money you clearly have.
183 00:08:04,818 00:08:07,279 I'm happy to do it, but that's not what people want right now. I'm happy to do it, but that's not what people want right now.
184 00:08:07,362 00:08:10,115 They want hope, because money is not that important. They want hope, because money is not that important.
185 00:08:10,199 00:08:12,409 It is to people who don't have it! It is to people who don't have it!
186 00:08:12,910 00:08:15,329 You know what? I ain't got time for this shit, okay? You know what? I ain't got time for this shit, okay?
187 00:08:15,412 00:08:20,042 I gotta babysit y'all and homeschool my own kids at the same time? Carol can't. I gotta babysit y'all and homeschool my own kids at the same time? Carol can't.
188 00:08:20,125 00:08:24,338 Did you know they changed math? They just up and changed how you do math. Did you know they changed math? They just up and changed how you do math.
189 00:08:24,421 00:08:26,089 I'm done, okay? I'm done, okay?
190 00:08:26,173 00:08:27,799 So, wear a shirt, don't wear a shirt. So, wear a shirt, don't wear a shirt.
191 00:08:27,883 00:08:31,094 Get hammered and do 300 push-ups, put it on YouTube. I don't care. Get hammered and do 300 push-ups, put it on YouTube. I don't care.
192 00:08:31,178 00:08:33,597 - I'm sorry, Carol. I think I muted you. - Mom, where are you? - I'm sorry, Carol. I think I muted you. - Mom, where are you?
193 00:08:33,679 00:08:35,765 Did you say something? Did you say something there? Did you say something? Did you say something there?
194 00:08:35,849 00:08:40,437 I'm coming. Goddamn kids at work, kids at home. Oh, hell. I'm coming. Goddamn kids at work, kids at home. Oh, hell.
195 00:09:00,207 00:09:02,042 Yes! Fuck yeah! Yes! Fuck yeah!
196 00:09:03,126 00:09:05,337 Did it! I did it! I did it! Did it! I did it! I did it!
197 00:10:09,234 00:10:12,446 Okay, look at the video icon on the bottom left and then click that. Okay, look at the video icon on the bottom left and then click that.
198 00:10:13,614 00:10:15,365 Yes. Here. Yes. Here.
199 00:10:15,908 00:10:18,035 Yes, yes, I can see you. Perfect. Yes, yes, I can see you. Perfect.
200 00:10:20,412 00:10:21,788 Wait, I can't hear you. Wait, I can't hear you.
201 00:10:23,665 00:10:27,669 No, no, no. There's no audio. Okay, click the unmute button, bottom left. No, no, no. There's no audio. Okay, click the unmute button, bottom left.
202 00:10:31,423 00:10:35,969 {\an8}No. No, no. This is an audio FaceTime. Don't... {\an8}No. No, no. This is an audio FaceTime. Don't...
203 00:10:36,053 00:10:38,222 {\an8}Do you see me now? I just Facebooked you. {\an8}Do you see me now? I just Facebooked you.
204 00:10:38,305 00:10:41,642 {\an8}Okay, you pressed the wrong button. Let's just stick to one app, okay? {\an8}Okay, you pressed the wrong button. Let's just stick to one app, okay?
205 00:10:42,017 00:10:44,478 {\an8}-I'll text you. - No, C.W., don't text me. {\an8}-I'll text you. - No, C.W., don't text me.
206 00:10:44,561 00:10:46,355 Just a minute. Hang on. Just a minute. Hang on.
207 00:10:48,273 00:10:49,316 {\an8}No, don't text... {\an8}No, don't text...
208 00:10:49,399 00:10:51,902 {\an8}-Just stop pressing buttons! - Huh? Oh, here! Let me try this! {\an8}-Just stop pressing buttons! - Huh? Oh, here! Let me try this!
209 00:10:51,985 00:10:54,696 {\an8}-No. - That's better! {\an8}-No. - That's better!
210 00:10:54,780 00:10:58,534 {\an8}What are you doing on the other side? Hold on. Let me try something else. {\an8}What are you doing on the other side? Hold on. Let me try something else.
211 00:10:58,617 00:11:00,494 {\an8}Just stop... No! Just stop pressing buttons! {\an8}Just stop... No! Just stop pressing buttons!
212 00:11:00,577 00:11:02,621 {\an8}-How's that? Is that better? - Just leave it the way it is! {\an8}-How's that? Is that better? - Just leave it the way it is!
213 00:11:02,704 00:11:06,375 {\an8}This is insane. This is truly... {\an8}This is insane. This is truly...
214 00:11:06,834 00:11:09,253 {\an8}Hey, I see you. You see me? {\an8}Hey, I see you. You see me?
215 00:11:09,336 00:11:12,130 {\an8}No, I mean, yeah. Sure, but you're a panda. {\an8}No, I mean, yeah. Sure, but you're a panda.
216 00:11:12,214 00:11:14,466 {\an8}-A what? - A panda! {\an8}-A what? - A panda!
217 00:11:14,550 00:11:15,801 {\an8}A panda? {\an8}A panda?
218 00:11:15,884 00:11:17,469 {\an8}You must've pressed the wrong button, okay, {\an8}You must've pressed the wrong button, okay,
219 00:11:17,553 00:11:18,637 {\an8}because you were just pressing buttons. {\an8}because you were just pressing buttons.
220 00:11:18,720 00:11:21,139 {\an8}Wait, wait, wait. There's an echo. Yeah. {\an8}Wait, wait, wait. There's an echo. Yeah.
221 00:11:21,223 00:11:24,560 {\an8}Echo. An echo. Echo, echo. Don't you hear that echo? {\an8}Echo. An echo. Echo, echo. Don't you hear that echo?
222 00:11:24,643 00:11:27,896 {\an8}-Yes, I hear it. Just stop talking! - You know, it doesn't echo when you talk. {\an8}-Yes, I hear it. Just stop talking! - You know, it doesn't echo when you talk.
223 00:11:27,980 00:11:30,148 {\an8}Just stop talking and listen and look at the camera. {\an8}Just stop talking and listen and look at the camera.
224 00:11:30,232 00:11:32,150 {\an8}-Which one? - The only one! The panda one. {\an8}-Which one? - The only one! The panda one.
225 00:11:32,234 00:11:34,486 I don't wanna be a goddamn panda! I don't wanna be a goddamn panda!
226 00:11:34,570 00:11:37,531 Science-fiction writer. How do you not know how to just use a cell phone? Science-fiction writer. How do you not know how to just use a cell phone?
227 00:11:37,614 00:11:39,241 - I'll fax you. - Goddamn it. - I'll fax you. - Goddamn it.
228 00:11:39,324 00:11:43,245 {\an8}C.W., do not... Get ba... Get back he... {\an8}C.W., do not... Get ba... Get back he...
229 00:11:45,247 00:11:46,081 {\an8}This is insa... {\an8}This is insa...
230 00:11:51,336 00:11:54,131 Pick up. Poppy, pick, pick, pick, pick. Poppy, pick up. Pick up. Poppy, pick, pick, pick, pick. Poppy, pick up.
231 00:11:54,214 00:11:56,049 - What? - Hey, Poppy! - What? - Hey, Poppy!
232 00:11:56,133 00:11:59,261 Congratulations. I heard you finished your sprint. Let's celebrate. Congratulations. I heard you finished your sprint. Let's celebrate.
233 00:11:59,344 00:12:00,888 Thanks, I can't. I'm busy. Thanks, I can't. I'm busy.
234 00:12:00,971 00:12:03,682 Oh, no, you're not. David said you are all finished with your work. Oh, no, you're not. David said you are all finished with your work.
235 00:12:03,765 00:12:08,395 And so am I because I've already had two of these and I wanna make a third, And so am I because I've already had two of these and I wanna make a third,
236 00:12:08,478 00:12:09,897 so get on it. so get on it.
237 00:12:09,980 00:12:12,399 And, by the way, turn your camera on And, by the way, turn your camera on
238 00:12:12,482 00:12:16,778 because it's less sad when I can see you if I'm drinking alone. because it's less sad when I can see you if I'm drinking alone.
239 00:12:16,862 00:12:19,781 Great. Sorry, I can't turn it on. I just got out of the bath. Great. Sorry, I can't turn it on. I just got out of the bath.
240 00:12:19,865 00:12:22,451 Bath? You don't bathe. Now I know you're lying. Bath? You don't bathe. Now I know you're lying.
241 00:12:22,534 00:12:25,162 - What's going on? - Nothing's going on. - What's going on? - Nothing's going on.
242 00:12:25,245 00:12:27,623 I just don't want anyone to see me right now, okay? I just don't want anyone to see me right now, okay?
243 00:12:27,706 00:12:30,042 All right, I... All right, I...
244 00:12:30,125 00:12:32,920 I did something nice for you and I wanted to have a drink and watch it, I did something nice for you and I wanted to have a drink and watch it,
245 00:12:33,003 00:12:34,546 but let me just send it to you now. And you can... but let me just send it to you now. And you can...
246 00:12:34,630 00:12:35,631 Hi, Poppy. Hi, Poppy.
247 00:12:35,714 00:12:38,091 I'm going to walk you through a guided meditation. I'm going to walk you through a guided meditation.
248 00:12:38,175 00:12:39,885 Now, relax, close your eyes Now, relax, close your eyes
249 00:12:39,968 00:12:44,640 and concentrate on the only thing that matters, the sound of my voice. and concentrate on the only thing that matters, the sound of my voice.
250 00:12:44,723 00:12:45,557 What is this? What is this?
251 00:12:45,641 00:12:50,354 This is core exercise, but as you can see, you're engaging your arms as well. This is core exercise, but as you can see, you're engaging your arms as well.
252 00:12:50,437 00:12:51,563 That actually is not for you. That actually is not for you.
253 00:12:51,647 00:12:53,941 What I like to do is come down to my wine cellar here. What I like to do is come down to my wine cellar here.
254 00:12:54,024 00:12:56,318 Sorry, I keep popping up. Sorry, I keep popping up.
255 00:12:56,401 00:12:57,819 Next, your guest cottage... Next, your guest cottage...
256 00:12:57,903 00:13:00,864 - No, I don't... Can you... - You do not wanna leave your house. - No, I don't... Can you... - You do not wanna leave your house.
257 00:13:00,948 00:13:03,784 Turn the... Can you get the videos off my... Turn the... Can you get the videos off my...
258 00:13:03,867 00:13:05,285 I don't wanna watch any... Listen... I don't wanna watch any... Listen...
259 00:13:05,369 00:13:07,412 - I just wanna be alone, okay? - Okay, okay. - I just wanna be alone, okay? - Okay, okay.
260 00:13:07,496 00:13:09,081 Stop acting like you're trying to help me! Stop acting like you're trying to help me!
261 00:13:09,164 00:13:12,835 This isn't about me. It's about you being too scared to leave your compound, This isn't about me. It's about you being too scared to leave your compound,
262 00:13:12,918 00:13:15,420 but you still need attention because you're a fucking narcissist! but you still need attention because you're a fucking narcissist!
263 00:13:15,504 00:13:17,422 What? A narcissist? Like... Fine! What? A narcissist? Like... Fine!
264 00:13:17,506 00:13:19,591 Then, okay. I was doing something nice, but forget it. Then, okay. I was doing something nice, but forget it.
265 00:13:19,675 00:13:22,553 Go! Go be with your dead plants, your cats, or whatever. I don't care. Go! Go be with your dead plants, your cats, or whatever. I don't care.
266 00:13:22,636 00:13:24,221 - Okay, thanks. Yeah, I will. - Okay, fine. - Okay, thanks. Yeah, I will. - Okay, fine.
267 00:13:24,304 00:13:26,807 I've got better shit to do too. So, whatever, dude. I've got better shit to do too. So, whatever, dude.
268 00:13:29,601 00:13:35,023 Actually... I look huge. Like, massive. Actually... I look huge. Like, massive.
269 00:13:36,275 00:13:38,110 I'm gonna use this angle at the next meeting. I'm gonna use this angle at the next meeting.
270 00:13:38,193 00:13:41,572 No, "fewer" modifies plural nouns. No, "fewer" modifies plural nouns.
271 00:13:41,655 00:13:43,407 "Less" modifies singular. "Less" modifies singular.
272 00:13:43,490 00:13:45,909 You can't have less female candidates. You can't have less female candidates.
273 00:13:45,993 00:13:48,078 You can have fewer, and you should. You can have fewer, and you should.
274 00:13:48,161 00:13:50,122 And anybody who doesn't know that is dumb. And anybody who doesn't know that is dumb.
275 00:13:50,205 00:13:52,040 Oh, my God. Then I guess everyone's dumb, Lou. Oh, my God. Then I guess everyone's dumb, Lou.
276 00:13:52,791 00:13:53,792 Rache. Rache.
277 00:13:57,921 00:13:59,256 Oh, God. Oh, God.
278 00:13:59,339 00:14:00,507 What? We're in quarantine. What? We're in quarantine.
279 00:14:00,591 00:14:02,593 - We're having fun. - Probably just thinks it's stupid. - We're having fun. - Probably just thinks it's stupid.
280 00:14:02,676 00:14:04,261 Actually, I don't think it's stupid. Actually, I don't think it's stupid.
281 00:14:04,344 00:14:06,889 I think it's a good idea. It's just that I think I would do it way better. I think it's a good idea. It's just that I think I would do it way better.
282 00:14:06,972 00:14:08,265 Then prove it, asshole. Then prove it, asshole.
283 00:14:08,348 00:14:10,058 All right. Here we go. All right. Here we go.
284 00:14:12,269 00:14:14,563 Why do you have toilet paper on your desk? Why do you have toilet paper on your desk?
285 00:14:15,147 00:14:17,691 What? Oh, yeah, I got toilet paper everywhere. What? Oh, yeah, I got toilet paper everywhere.
286 00:14:17,774 00:14:19,943 I got loads of it. Way more than I could ever use. I got loads of it. Way more than I could ever use.
287 00:14:20,027 00:14:21,987 I don't know, you seem pretty full of shit. I don't know, you seem pretty full of shit.
288 00:14:23,989 00:14:25,741 That's pretty good. You know what, I like her. That's pretty good. You know what, I like her.
289 00:14:25,824 00:14:28,744 She should talk more. You should talk fewer. She should talk more. You should talk fewer.
290 00:14:28,827 00:14:30,996 See how stupid that sounds? See how stupid that sounds?
291 00:14:31,079 00:14:32,164 Okay. Okay.
292 00:14:32,247 00:14:34,249 All right. Dana, here we go. This is what I want you to do. All right. Dana, here we go. This is what I want you to do.
293 00:14:34,333 00:14:35,334 On the count of three, On the count of three,
294 00:14:35,417 00:14:38,295 I want you to poke the bottom left side of your screen. Got it? I want you to poke the bottom left side of your screen. Got it?
295 00:14:38,378 00:14:41,882 - Okay. - One, two, three. - Okay. - One, two, three.
296 00:14:45,010 00:14:46,678 Rachel, grab a chip. Rachel, grab a chip.
297 00:14:50,849 00:14:52,059 Shit, that was better. Shit, that was better.
298 00:14:52,142 00:14:53,393 That was cool. That was cool.
299 00:14:53,477 00:14:54,686 Can we do it again? Can we do it again?
300 00:14:54,770 00:14:56,647 If you want this to be really cool... If you want this to be really cool...
301 00:14:57,689 00:14:59,149 we're gonna need more people. we're gonna need more people.
302 00:15:00,692 00:15:02,319 Preferably men. Preferably men.
303 00:15:06,198 00:15:09,368 No! No! Damn! No! No! Damn!
304 00:15:09,826 00:15:11,453 - God. - Hey, David. David, David. - God. - Hey, David. David, David.
305 00:15:11,537 00:15:13,121 Are we at your divorce trial right now? Are we at your divorce trial right now?
306 00:15:13,205 00:15:15,832 Because I just watched a hot Asian chick rip your heart out. Because I just watched a hot Asian chick rip your heart out.
307 00:15:15,916 00:15:17,125 Okay, one more game. Okay, one more game.
308 00:15:17,209 00:15:21,213 $300,000 against both eyebrows, both eyelashes. Full monty. $300,000 against both eyebrows, both eyelashes. Full monty.
309 00:15:21,296 00:15:23,090 Pass. I'd rather have you lopsided. Pass. I'd rather have you lopsided.
310 00:15:23,173 00:15:25,175 Come on, man. I just wanna do some good here. Come on, man. I just wanna do some good here.
311 00:15:25,259 00:15:27,845 There's gotta be something you're willing to play for. There's gotta be something you're willing to play for.
312 00:15:31,098 00:15:32,558 I want your essence. I want your essence.
313 00:15:33,267 00:15:35,853 - My what? - I want your spiritual core. - My what? - I want your spiritual core.
314 00:15:35,936 00:15:37,437 Your joie de vivre. Your joie de vivre.
315 00:15:39,314 00:15:40,774 I want the mustache. I want the mustache.
316 00:15:42,693 00:15:44,862 No. No, I need a mustache. No. No, I need a mustache.
317 00:15:44,945 00:15:46,530 I look weird without a mustache. I look weird without a mustache.
318 00:15:46,613 00:15:49,783 I got bad news for you, bud. You look weird with the mustache. I got bad news for you, bud. You look weird with the mustache.
319 00:15:49,867 00:15:54,496 But the question is, how badly does David Brittlesbee wanna help people? But the question is, how badly does David Brittlesbee wanna help people?
320 00:15:57,457 00:16:00,586 All right, fine. Fine. Deal. You got a deal, but we're locked in. All right, fine. Fine. Deal. You got a deal, but we're locked in.
321 00:16:01,086 00:16:02,588 Yeah, you're gonna look like an egg! Yeah, you're gonna look like an egg!
322 00:16:02,671 00:16:04,548 Hey, Brad, I hope you don't mind, Hey, Brad, I hope you don't mind,
323 00:16:04,631 00:16:08,010 but I just wanted to change up my gear a little bit. but I just wanted to change up my gear a little bit.
324 00:16:08,719 00:16:11,013 You see, the truth of the matter is, You see, the truth of the matter is,
325 00:16:11,096 00:16:14,349 I just haven't felt right without my fight stick. I just haven't felt right without my fight stick.
326 00:16:14,433 00:16:16,310 The fuck is all that? Wait, what is that? The fuck is all that? Wait, what is that?
327 00:16:16,393 00:16:18,729 Well, you see, when my parents got divorced, Well, you see, when my parents got divorced,
328 00:16:18,812 00:16:21,481 my mom would give me 20 bucks and tell me to get lost. my mom would give me 20 bucks and tell me to get lost.
329 00:16:21,565 00:16:24,359 So I'd take that money, along with all those feelings, So I'd take that money, along with all those feelings,
330 00:16:24,443 00:16:29,156 and I'd head on down to the arcade, where I played my favorite game, Street Fighter. and I'd head on down to the arcade, where I played my favorite game, Street Fighter.
331 00:16:29,239 00:16:33,285 Let's just say... I got a lot of practice. Let's just say... I got a lot of practice.
332 00:16:34,161 00:16:35,329 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
333 00:16:36,121 00:16:37,039 Let's fight! Let's fight!
334 00:17:16,036 00:17:18,038 Hey, Pop. You got my messages. Good. Hey, Pop. You got my messages. Good.
335 00:17:18,789 00:17:20,249 Are you on the street? Are you on the street?
336 00:17:20,332 00:17:22,166 Yeah. And I am not happy about it. Yeah. And I am not happy about it.
337 00:17:22,251 00:17:24,377 It's like these people want to breathe directly into my face. It's like these people want to breathe directly into my face.
338 00:17:24,461 00:17:25,878 I mean, just right into my face. I mean, just right into my face.
339 00:17:25,963 00:17:28,924 Hey, asshole. Cross the street or I'll fuck you up. Hey, asshole. Cross the street or I'll fuck you up.
340 00:17:29,216 00:17:30,259 Really? Really?
341 00:17:30,342 00:17:31,927 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
342 00:17:32,010 00:17:36,598 Okay, Pop, I'm gonna cross the street because he called my bluff and he is big. Okay, Pop, I'm gonna cross the street because he called my bluff and he is big.
343 00:17:36,682 00:17:40,686 You know, I don't think I am handling this as well as I thought I was. You know, I don't think I am handling this as well as I thought I was.
344 00:17:41,228 00:17:43,230 I gotta admit, I think I'm struggling. I gotta admit, I think I'm struggling.
345 00:17:45,983 00:17:47,192 Pop, you there? Pop, you there?
346 00:17:48,861 00:17:50,070 Yeah. Yeah.
347 00:17:52,656 00:17:53,907 You okay? You okay?
348 00:17:55,492 00:17:56,493 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
349 00:17:58,954 00:18:00,080 Can I see you then? Can I see you then?
350 00:18:04,960 00:18:06,003 No. No.
351 00:18:09,590 00:18:11,300 Pop, come on, man. Pop, come on, man.
352 00:18:11,383 00:18:13,594 You're really freaking me out. Just let me see you. You're really freaking me out. Just let me see you.
353 00:18:21,602 00:18:23,520 I don't think I'm doing very well. I don't think I'm doing very well.
354 00:18:26,398 00:18:28,192 It was okay when I still had work, It was okay when I still had work,
355 00:18:28,275 00:18:31,361 but now that's done, and I don't have anything else. but now that's done, and I don't have anything else.
356 00:18:32,029 00:18:35,824 All my family are thousands of miles away and I don't have any friends. All my family are thousands of miles away and I don't have any friends.
357 00:18:35,908 00:18:37,618 And I'm just alone. And I'm just alone.
358 00:18:39,953 00:18:42,539 - That's not true. That's not true, Poppy. - No, it is. It is. - That's not true. That's not true, Poppy. - No, it is. It is.
359 00:18:42,623 00:18:45,542 I thought that I could handle this, but I don't think that I can. I thought that I could handle this, but I don't think that I can.
360 00:18:45,626 00:18:48,670 And everybody else seems to have somebody, but I don't. And everybody else seems to have somebody, but I don't.
361 00:18:49,213 00:18:50,797 I'm just... I'm just...
362 00:18:51,465 00:18:53,258 I'm just alone. I'm just alone.
363 00:18:57,596 00:18:58,805 Open your door. Open your door.
364 00:19:00,974 00:19:02,184 Why? Why?
365 00:19:04,269 00:19:05,521 Just open your door. Just open your door.
366 00:19:13,070 00:19:14,279 Hi. Hi.
367 00:19:14,905 00:19:15,906 Hi. Hi.
368 00:19:35,801 00:19:37,261 I miss you. I miss you.
369 00:19:38,804 00:19:41,598 I miss you too. I miss you too.
370 00:20:00,909 00:20:02,536 - Poppy... - Yeah? - Poppy... - Yeah?
371 00:20:04,162 00:20:07,708 You really do need to take a shower, 'cause you stink. You really do need to take a shower, 'cause you stink.
372 00:20:10,627 00:20:12,588 You are such an asshole. You are such an asshole.
373 00:20:15,340 00:20:16,550 You good? You good?
374 00:20:16,925 00:20:19,261 Yeah. You? Yeah. You?
375 00:20:19,928 00:20:21,180 Yeah. I'm good. Yeah. I'm good.
376 00:20:22,598 00:20:24,099 All right, I'll see you soon. All right, I'll see you soon.
377 00:20:25,142 00:20:26,518 - All right. - Bye. - All right. - Bye.
378 00:20:35,903 00:20:38,989 - The recipe is tequila... - Reading a lot. - The recipe is tequila... - Reading a lot.
379 00:20:39,072 00:20:40,949 - I painted this one. - That's awesome. - I painted this one. - That's awesome.
380 00:20:41,617 00:20:43,911 I can't watch any more TV. I can't watch any more TV.
381 00:20:43,994 00:20:46,496 If you don't think that the toilet paper industry started this, If you don't think that the toilet paper industry started this,
382 00:20:46,580 00:20:47,581 then you're fucking crazy. then you're fucking crazy.
383 00:20:47,664 00:20:50,000 Via snail mail. I just dropped them off at your house. Via snail mail. I just dropped them off at your house.
384 00:20:50,083 00:20:52,252 Did you hear about how much money toilet paper made? Did you hear about how much money toilet paper made?
385 00:20:52,336 00:20:53,629 Hello! Hello!
386 00:20:53,712 00:20:54,922 There she is. There she is.
387 00:20:55,005 00:20:56,632 - Hey, Poppy. I waited for you. - Hey. - Hey, Poppy. I waited for you. - Hey.
388 00:20:56,715 00:20:58,592 I waited for you this time in the meeting. I waited for you this time in the meeting.
389 00:20:58,675 00:21:01,595 - Nice one, mate. - Looks like somebody did find that shower. - Nice one, mate. - Looks like somebody did find that shower.
390 00:21:01,678 00:21:02,888 I wanted to look fancy. I wanted to look fancy.
391 00:21:02,971 00:21:04,389 Did you wash your hair? Did you wash your hair?
392 00:21:04,473 00:21:06,058 Yes, I washed my hair. Yes, I washed my hair.
393 00:21:06,141 00:21:07,142 All right. All right.
394 00:21:07,809 00:21:08,852 I'll keep my eye on it. I'll keep my eye on it.
395 00:21:08,936 00:21:13,023 Guys. Guys! Goddamn it! Guys! Guys. Guys! Goddamn it! Guys!
396 00:21:14,316 00:21:15,609 Good. There. Jesus. Good. There. Jesus.
397 00:21:15,692 00:21:19,696 Now, remember, this only works if we all do our part. Now, remember, this only works if we all do our part.
398 00:21:19,780 00:21:21,782 Okay. We get one shot at this. Okay. We get one shot at this.
399 00:21:21,865 00:21:23,575 So, don't fuck it up, Rachel. So, don't fuck it up, Rachel.
400 00:21:24,952 00:21:27,037 No one can hear you. It's paradise. No one can hear you. It's paradise.
401 00:21:27,621 00:21:29,748 All right. Looks like we're waiting on C.W. All right. Looks like we're waiting on C.W.
402 00:21:29,831 00:21:31,375 But Brad has a quick announcement. But Brad has a quick announcement.
403 00:21:31,458 00:21:32,876 Whatever. Fine. Brad, go. Whatever. Fine. Brad, go.
404 00:21:32,960 00:21:35,254 Yeah. Hey, everybody. So, I had this bet with David. Yeah. Hey, everybody. So, I had this bet with David.
405 00:21:35,337 00:21:38,257 And, well, he totally sandbagged and lost on purpose. And, well, he totally sandbagged and lost on purpose.
406 00:21:38,757 00:21:41,885 But then we made the stakes really high and we played one final time. But then we made the stakes really high and we played one final time.
407 00:21:41,969 00:21:45,305 And well... I still beat his ass! And well... I still beat his ass!
408 00:21:47,766 00:21:48,976 Whoa, David. Whoa, David.
409 00:21:49,059 00:21:50,894 - David, you look weird. - Honey. - David, you look weird. - Honey.
410 00:21:50,978 00:21:53,689 - I know I look weird, okay? - You look like a baby turtle. - I know I look weird, okay? - You look like a baby turtle.
411 00:21:53,772 00:21:55,232 Wait, is that David or Sandy Duncan? Wait, is that David or Sandy Duncan?
412 00:21:55,315 00:21:58,360 But it'll grow back in like eight or ten months. I don't know. But it'll grow back in like eight or ten months. I don't know.
413 00:21:58,443 00:21:59,903 Has anyone ever shaved their eyebrow? Has anyone ever shaved their eyebrow?
414 00:21:59,987 00:22:01,864 I don't know how long that takes. Does it grow back? I don't know how long that takes. Does it grow back?
415 00:22:01,947 00:22:03,532 Whatever. It doesn't matter. I just... Whatever. It doesn't matter. I just...
416 00:22:03,615 00:22:06,660 I feel bad that I lost the $300,000 for charity. I feel bad that I lost the $300,000 for charity.
417 00:22:06,743 00:22:07,786 Oh, I already donated it. Oh, I already donated it.
418 00:22:08,495 00:22:10,414 - What? - Yeah, I was always gonna donate it. - What? - Yeah, I was always gonna donate it.
419 00:22:10,497 00:22:11,748 - What? - Ian doubled it. - What? - Ian doubled it.
420 00:22:11,832 00:22:14,459 - Yo. - But... Why? - Yo. - But... Why?
421 00:22:14,543 00:22:16,461 I thought... You were opposed to giving away money. I thought... You were opposed to giving away money.
422 00:22:16,545 00:22:20,007 No, no. I told you I need to get something out of it. Which I did. No, no. I told you I need to get something out of it. Which I did.
423 00:22:20,090 00:22:21,091 Your dignity. Your dignity.
424 00:22:21,717 00:22:24,970 That's $600,000 for charity. Way to go, David. That's $600,000 for charity. Way to go, David.
425 00:22:25,053 00:22:27,306 - Way to go, David. - Good job, David. - Way to go, David. - Good job, David.
426 00:22:27,389 00:22:29,641 - Nice work, Dave. - Great job, David. - Nice work, Dave. - Great job, David.
427 00:22:29,725 00:22:31,476 Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys.
428 00:22:32,019 00:22:33,103 Since we're all here, Since we're all here,
429 00:22:33,187 00:22:34,855 - I think it would be nice to say... - Oh, God, - I think it would be nice to say... - Oh, God,
430 00:22:34,938 00:22:37,232 here comes some boring SJW rant about... here comes some boring SJW rant about...
431 00:22:37,316 00:22:38,734 You know what, fuck you, Lou. Okay? You know what, fuck you, Lou. Okay?
432 00:22:38,817 00:22:40,360 You're being such a di... You're being such a di...
433 00:22:40,444 00:22:41,695 Oh, shit, I think I started it. Oh, shit, I think I started it.
434 00:22:41,778 00:22:43,322 - Wait, what? - Go. Go, go! - Wait, what? - Go. Go, go!
435 00:22:43,405 00:22:44,615 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
436 00:22:45,282 00:22:46,366 Okay. Okay.
437 00:23:10,724 00:23:12,267 Holy shit, it's working. Holy shit, it's working.
438 00:23:25,656 00:23:27,741 - Wait, where's C.W.? - Where is he? - Wait, where's C.W.? - Where is he?
439 00:23:27,824 00:23:30,369 - Come on, dude. Figure it out. - Come on, man. - Come on, dude. Figure it out. - Come on, man.
440 00:23:30,452 00:23:31,620 Where is he? Where is he?
441 00:23:34,164 00:23:35,499 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
442 00:23:35,582 00:23:36,542 Come on! Come on!
443 00:23:38,752 00:23:39,628 Come on! Come on!
444 00:23:41,922 00:23:44,883 Huzzah! Huzzah!
445 00:23:44,967 00:23:47,511 I made it! I made it!
446 00:23:47,594 00:23:49,555 C.W., you're the man! C.W., you're the man!
447 00:23:53,016 00:23:54,184 Yes! Yes!
448 00:24:12,536 00:24:14,371 Fuck you, coronavirus. Fuck you, coronavirus.