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1 00:00:04,700 00:00:07,417 - Okay. Have fun tonight, sweetheart. - Okay. Have fun tonight, sweetheart.
2 00:00:07,461 00:00:09,565 Don't stay up too late. Don't do drugs. Don't stay up too late. Don't do drugs.
3 00:00:09,608 00:00:12,282 And remember, Slenderman's not real. And remember, Slenderman's not real.
4 00:00:12,326 00:00:14,035 When you thought you saw him in the woods, When you thought you saw him in the woods,
5 00:00:14,078 00:00:16,489 that was just Jeff Goldblum going for a walk. that was just Jeff Goldblum going for a walk.
6 00:00:16,533 00:00:18,724 - I'll text you in the morning. - Yeah. - I'll text you in the morning. - Yeah.
7 00:00:18,768 00:00:20,302 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
8 00:00:20,346 00:00:22,362 Is this a co-ed sleepover? Is this a co-ed sleepover?
9 00:00:22,406 00:00:24,246 - I told you Sage and Latisse were coming. - I told you Sage and Latisse were coming.
10 00:00:24,290 00:00:25,824 - Since when are those boy names? - Since when are those boy names?
11 00:00:25,868 00:00:28,717 When I was growing up, Neil was as crazy as it got. When I was growing up, Neil was as crazy as it got.
12 00:00:28,760 00:00:30,601 We used to have to spell it on the phone all the time. We used to have to spell it on the phone all the time.
13 00:00:30,645 00:00:31,959 Hey, kid, come here! - Oh, my God! Hey, kid, come here! - Oh, my God!
14 00:00:32,004 00:00:33,844 Are you gonna be weird about this? Are you gonna be weird about this?
15 00:00:33,888 00:00:35,728 It's a Model U.N. sleepover. It's a Model U.N. sleepover.
16 00:00:35,773 00:00:38,665 - It's just--it's your first co-ed sleepover. - It's just--it's your first co-ed sleepover.
17 00:00:38,709 00:00:40,813 I feel like we should have had a conversation about it. I feel like we should have had a conversation about it.
18 00:00:40,856 00:00:43,135 - We've had so many conversations! - We've had so many conversations!
19 00:00:43,179 00:00:46,510 - You know, Orly, you also have eggs. - You know, Orly, you also have eggs.
20 00:00:46,554 00:00:48,657 But boys have magical worms. But boys have magical worms.
21 00:00:48,701 00:00:52,996 Also known as tumescence, it slowly starts-- Also known as tumescence, it slowly starts--
22 00:00:53,040 00:00:55,582 See how those dogs are stuck? See how those dogs are stuck?
23 00:00:55,626 00:00:57,904 I take pride in my talks. I take pride in my talks.
24 00:00:57,949 00:01:00,271 - Sure, okay, I'm just saying that just because - Sure, okay, I'm just saying that just because
25 00:01:00,315 00:01:02,112 there's gonna be boys in the same house, there's gonna be boys in the same house,
26 00:01:02,156 00:01:04,215 doesn't mean we're gonna do anything from that doesn't mean we're gonna do anything from that
27 00:01:04,259 00:01:06,845 Israeli coloring book that you got me. Israeli coloring book that you got me.
28 00:01:06,889 00:01:10,132 - Well, these are your decisions to make. - Well, these are your decisions to make.
29 00:01:10,176 00:01:11,491 But when you do make them, But when you do make them,
30 00:01:11,534 00:01:14,032 I want it to be with someone special, I want it to be with someone special,
31 00:01:14,077 00:01:16,443 like it was with me and your mom. like it was with me and your mom.
32 00:01:16,486 00:01:19,949 Hearts before parts, I always say. Hearts before parts, I always say.
33 00:01:19,993 00:01:22,929 Nope, I just made that up, but I stand by it. Nope, I just made that up, but I stand by it.
34 00:01:22,973 00:01:24,682 - Hearts, parts. I got it. - Hearts, parts. I got it.
35 00:01:24,726 00:01:27,049 - Hearts, parts. - Hearts, parts.
36 00:01:30,117 00:01:31,651 Hey, kid. - Huh? Hey, kid. - Huh?
37 00:01:31,694 00:01:33,009 - I see you. - I see you.
38 00:01:44,492 00:01:45,675 - It seems like we're gonna be here late. - It seems like we're gonna be here late.
39 00:01:45,718 00:01:46,726 Should we get dinner? Should we get dinner?
40 00:01:46,771 00:01:48,261 - No, we gotta keep our momentum. - No, we gotta keep our momentum.
41 00:01:48,304 00:01:49,882 This budget's due Thursday. This budget's due Thursday.
42 00:01:49,925 00:01:54,703 If you're peckish, I've got a couple of hard-boiled eggs, If you're peckish, I've got a couple of hard-boiled eggs,
43 00:01:54,747 00:01:58,341 and one of those Tom's savory toothpastes. and one of those Tom's savory toothpastes.
44 00:01:58,384 00:02:00,795 - Or, we could duck out for din-din tonight? - Or, we could duck out for din-din tonight?
45 00:02:00,838 00:02:02,591 I hear it's dollar chicken night at Porgy's. I hear it's dollar chicken night at Porgy's.
46 00:02:02,636 00:02:04,037 - That's too cheap, Jayden. - We're not doing that. - That's too cheap, Jayden. - We're not doing that.
47 00:02:04,082 00:02:05,265 - I'm just saying, you know? - I'm just saying, you know?
48 00:02:05,309 00:02:06,799 Sometimes it's actually faster to go out. Sometimes it's actually faster to go out.
49 00:02:06,843 00:02:08,333 And the food's hotter. And the food's hotter.
50 00:02:08,377 00:02:11,445 And I get free dessert wings, 'cause it's my birthday. And I get free dessert wings, 'cause it's my birthday.
51 00:02:11,488 00:02:14,687 - Wait, this is what you're doing for your birthday? - Wait, this is what you're doing for your birthday?
52 00:02:14,732 00:02:18,632 - Yeah, but it's okay. You know, I love my job. - Yeah, but it's okay. You know, I love my job.
53 00:02:18,676 00:02:21,130 I don't need to go out. I can turn 40 right here. I don't need to go out. I can turn 40 right here.
54 00:02:21,173 00:02:23,366 Now, roll me a birthday egg. Now, roll me a birthday egg.
55 00:02:27,398 00:02:29,282 - Okay, fine. Let's go to Porgy's. - Okay, fine. Let's go to Porgy's.
56 00:02:29,326 00:02:32,261 - Yes, I'm getting a Sprite! - Yes, I'm getting a Sprite!
57 00:02:34,190 00:02:35,242 - You think you're gonna be - You think you're gonna be
58 00:02:35,285 00:02:36,557 needing the car again tonight, sir? needing the car again tonight, sir?
59 00:02:36,600 00:02:39,449 - Nope--yeah, just a lot of policy to read up on. - Nope--yeah, just a lot of policy to read up on.
60 00:02:39,494 00:02:40,720 Very dry. Very dry.
61 00:02:40,764 00:02:43,131 You go out there and have fun for me, Dan. You go out there and have fun for me, Dan.
62 00:02:43,174 00:02:44,489 - Sounds good, sir. - Sounds good, sir.
63 00:02:46,943 00:02:50,405 - Hey there, gorgeous. You up? - Hey there, gorgeous. You up?
64 00:02:55,709 00:02:56,936 - Okay, we did it, you're 40. - Okay, we did it, you're 40.
65 00:02:56,980 00:02:59,084 Jayden, maybe you get that to go? Jayden, maybe you get that to go?
66 00:02:59,127 00:03:02,108 What's up, Porgy's? What's up, Porgy's?
67 00:03:02,151 00:03:05,789 It's Professor Jax coming at you with all the facts! It's Professor Jax coming at you with all the facts!
68 00:03:05,832 00:03:07,060 Everybody grab a partner, Everybody grab a partner,
69 00:03:07,103 00:03:10,302 because bar trivia starts right now! because bar trivia starts right now!
70 00:03:10,347 00:03:12,275 - This place does trivia? I pick Arpi. - This place does trivia? I pick Arpi.
71 00:03:12,318 00:03:13,809 - Good choice, Mr. Tomás. - Good choice, Mr. Tomás.
72 00:03:13,853 00:03:15,737 This brain is like a "Hoarders" episode. This brain is like a "Hoarders" episode.
73 00:03:15,781 00:03:17,973 Once something comes in, it never goes out. Once something comes in, it never goes out.
74 00:03:18,016 00:03:19,769 The capital of Alaska is Juneau. The capital of Alaska is Juneau.
75 00:03:19,813 00:03:21,260 Cows have four stomachs. Cows have four stomachs.
76 00:03:21,303 00:03:23,669 I was wearing a blue sweater the day I saw a man drown. I was wearing a blue sweater the day I saw a man drown.
77 00:03:23,714 00:03:25,422 - And I was on a TLC documentary - And I was on a TLC documentary
78 00:03:25,467 00:03:26,738 about child geniuses. about child geniuses.
79 00:03:26,782 00:03:27,833 It actually ended up being more It actually ended up being more
80 00:03:27,877 00:03:28,929 about my dad's hidden clown life, about my dad's hidden clown life,
81 00:03:28,973 00:03:30,375 but still, you two are going down. but still, you two are going down.
82 00:03:30,419 00:03:31,909 - Tonight's winning team - Tonight's winning team
83 00:03:31,953 00:03:34,626 gets this one of my son's soccer trophies. gets this one of my son's soccer trophies.
84 00:03:35,941 00:03:39,491 Which three presidents died on July 4th? Which three presidents died on July 4th?
85 00:03:39,534 00:03:41,770 - Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe! - Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe!
86 00:03:41,813 00:03:43,961 - Correct! - What? - Correct! - What?
87 00:03:44,005 00:03:45,407 You guys didn't grow up with that placemat You guys didn't grow up with that placemat
88 00:03:45,451 00:03:46,897 of the U.S. presidents and how they died? of the U.S. presidents and how they died?
89 00:03:46,942 00:03:50,885 - Question two: how long did the Vietnam War last? - Question two: how long did the Vietnam War last?
90 00:03:50,929 00:03:52,990 - That's a loaded question, Jax. - That's a loaded question, Jax.
91 00:03:53,033 00:03:54,479 Conflicts in the region predate-- Conflicts in the region predate--
92 00:03:54,523 00:03:57,065 - 19 years! - Correct! - 19 years! - Correct!
93 00:03:57,109 00:03:59,038 - Well, that's a narrow view. - Well, that's a narrow view.
94 00:03:59,081 00:04:01,360 - Every boyfriend I've ever had wanted to be the first guy - Every boyfriend I've ever had wanted to be the first guy
95 00:04:01,404 00:04:03,245 to show me "Apocalypse Now." to show me "Apocalypse Now."
96 00:04:03,288 00:04:04,253 - Yeah! - Yeah!
97 00:04:04,296 00:04:06,400 - These two robins-- - These two robins--
98 00:04:06,444 00:04:08,241 - Kermit's nephew and Dick Grayson! - Kermit's nephew and Dick Grayson!
99 00:04:08,285 00:04:11,002 That is correct! That is correct!
100 00:04:11,045 00:04:13,193 This man's got his learning on tonight, folks. This man's got his learning on tonight, folks.
101 00:04:13,237 00:04:14,464 - I liked "The Muppets." - I liked "The Muppets."
102 00:04:14,508 00:04:17,050 - Morning. - How's tricks, Kwapis? - Morning. - How's tricks, Kwapis?
103 00:04:17,093 00:04:18,496 - Tricks are bad, sir. - Tricks are bad, sir.
104 00:04:18,540 00:04:20,687 There's a picture of you trending on the Internet. There's a picture of you trending on the Internet.
105 00:04:20,731 00:04:23,317 - What? Who took that? - What? Who took that?
106 00:04:23,361 00:04:27,918 Oh, must've been the driver from the car service I got her. Oh, must've been the driver from the car service I got her.
107 00:04:27,963 00:04:30,373 That used to be a noble profession, Jayden. That used to be a noble profession, Jayden.
108 00:04:30,417 00:04:32,564 - Obviously, I wanna hear all the dirty deets. - Obviously, I wanna hear all the dirty deets.
109 00:04:32,608 00:04:34,843 How French were the kisses? Did you see her tummy? How French were the kisses? Did you see her tummy?
110 00:04:34,887 00:04:36,114 - Mmm. - Mmm.
111 00:04:36,157 00:04:38,656 - Oops, somebody saw some tum! - Oops, somebody saw some tum!
112 00:04:38,700 00:04:40,409 But Mayor-wise, this isn't great. But Mayor-wise, this isn't great.
113 00:04:40,453 00:04:43,345 - It's gross! The whole tableau is gross! - It's gross! The whole tableau is gross!
114 00:04:43,390 00:04:45,274 - Look, guys, - Look, guys,
115 00:04:45,317 00:04:49,043 Nicole is a very nice age-appropriate lady. Nicole is a very nice age-appropriate lady.
116 00:04:49,086 00:04:50,489 - She's young enough to be your daughter. - She's young enough to be your daughter.
117 00:04:50,533 00:04:51,760 - I'm rich, and it's L.A. - I'm rich, and it's L.A.
118 00:04:51,804 00:04:54,214 And besides, we've known each other for years. And besides, we've known each other for years.
119 00:04:54,258 00:04:55,967 We actually met-- We actually met--
120 00:04:56,011 00:04:57,633 I used to do this thing where I'd walk I used to do this thing where I'd walk
121 00:04:57,677 00:04:59,693 into a Pilates studio and I'd say, into a Pilates studio and I'd say,
122 00:04:59,736 00:05:02,497 "Sorry, I thought this was the Bentley dealership." "Sorry, I thought this was the Bentley dealership."
123 00:05:02,542 00:05:03,856 - Slick! - Slick!
124 00:05:03,900 00:05:05,741 - And I meet her in secret - And I meet her in secret
125 00:05:05,784 00:05:08,940 because I don't want Orly to think that I'm-- because I don't want Orly to think that I'm--
126 00:05:08,983 00:05:11,657 I don't know, betraying her mom's memory. I don't know, betraying her mom's memory.
127 00:05:11,701 00:05:12,797 - Well, you're safe. - Well, you're safe.
128 00:05:12,840 00:05:14,638 I'm sure Orly never looks at the Internet. I'm sure Orly never looks at the Internet.
129 00:05:16,741 00:05:18,800 "Wow, Dad. "Wow, Dad.
130 00:05:18,845 00:05:20,861 Nice photo, hypocrite." Nice photo, hypocrite."
131 00:05:20,904 00:05:22,394 - Who's it from? - Who's it from?
132 00:05:25,418 00:05:26,909 - I don't feel good about - I don't feel good about
133 00:05:26,952 00:05:29,231 our trivia performance last night, Mr. Tomás. our trivia performance last night, Mr. Tomás.
134 00:05:29,275 00:05:31,949 - It was a fluke, a classic "Slumdog Millionaire." - It was a fluke, a classic "Slumdog Millionaire."
135 00:05:31,992 00:05:33,613 Jayden only knew who Toscanini was because of a picture Jayden only knew who Toscanini was because of a picture
136 00:05:33,658 00:05:35,148 on the wall at Buca di Beppo. on the wall at Buca di Beppo.
137 00:05:35,191 00:05:37,076 - Hey guys, I was thinking, let's split up the budget. - Hey guys, I was thinking, let's split up the budget.
138 00:05:37,120 00:05:38,303 Just do it by seniority. Just do it by seniority.
139 00:05:38,347 00:05:39,881 Everyone takes a section to proof. Everyone takes a section to proof.
140 00:05:39,925 00:05:41,327 I don't wanna keep doing late nights. I don't wanna keep doing late nights.
141 00:05:41,371 00:05:43,518 - Yeah, sure, sounds good. - Great idea. - Yeah, sure, sounds good. - Great idea.
142 00:05:45,228 00:05:48,164 And I know you two don't want another night like last night. And I know you two don't want another night like last night.
143 00:05:48,208 00:05:50,224 I bet it's driving you crazy I bet it's driving you crazy
144 00:05:50,268 00:05:52,021 that me and Jayden beat you. - Jayden and I. that me and Jayden beat you. - Jayden and I.
145 00:05:52,064 00:05:53,555 - 'Cause you think you're smarter than us. - 'Cause you think you're smarter than us.
146 00:05:53,598 00:05:55,351 - Only empirically. - You gotta admit. - Only empirically. - You gotta admit.
147 00:05:55,396 00:05:56,797 You and Kwapis got pretty lucky. You and Kwapis got pretty lucky.
148 00:05:56,842 00:05:58,244 - Lucky? - Lucky?
149 00:05:58,288 00:06:00,085 Mikaela Shaw doesn't get lucky. Mikaela Shaw doesn't get lucky.
150 00:06:00,128 00:06:03,372 I got HPV from a pair of vintage jeans. I got HPV from a pair of vintage jeans.
151 00:06:03,415 00:06:06,045 You guys think you're so smart? Let's have a rematch. You guys think you're so smart? Let's have a rematch.
152 00:06:06,089 00:06:08,105 Porgy's, tonight. Porgy's, tonight.
153 00:06:08,149 00:06:10,077 Or are you dollar chicken? Or are you dollar chicken?
154 00:06:11,742 00:06:13,670 - Bock, bock. - Bock, bock.
155 00:06:15,686 00:06:17,615 - Wait, was that a yes or a no? - Wait, was that a yes or a no?
156 00:06:17,659 00:06:20,025 - See you on the ice. - Porgy's again? - See you on the ice. - Porgy's again?
157 00:06:20,069 00:06:21,779 My birthday wish came true! My birthday wish came true!
158 00:06:29,843 00:06:32,253 - Hey, sweetie. I was just about-- - Hey, sweetie. I was just about--
159 00:06:32,297 00:06:35,101 - I know you got my text. It says "read," Dad. - I know you got my text. It says "read," Dad.
160 00:06:35,145 00:06:37,381 - Stupid phone! - I'm just confused. - Stupid phone! - I'm just confused.
161 00:06:37,424 00:06:39,923 I mean, yesterday, you said that my decisions I mean, yesterday, you said that my decisions
162 00:06:39,966 00:06:41,149 should always be with some-- should always be with some--
163 00:06:41,193 00:06:42,684 - Someone special. And I meant that. - Someone special. And I meant that.
164 00:06:42,727 00:06:44,787 - Oh, so that was someone special? - Oh, so that was someone special?
165 00:06:44,831 00:06:47,197 The lady that you called an Uber pool for? The lady that you called an Uber pool for?
166 00:06:47,241 00:06:48,995 We share an account, Dad. We share an account, Dad.
167 00:06:49,038 00:06:51,054 - I hate these things! - I hate these things!
168 00:06:51,098 00:06:53,377 Look, when I said that stuff to you, Look, when I said that stuff to you,
169 00:06:53,421 00:06:56,927 I was-- I was thinking about Nicole. I was-- I was thinking about Nicole.
170 00:06:56,971 00:06:59,250 She's very special. She's very special.
171 00:06:59,293 00:07:01,397 - Oh, my gosh, Dad. Really? - Oh, my gosh, Dad. Really?
172 00:07:01,441 00:07:04,903 - Yeah, she's my special lady. - Yeah, she's my special lady.
173 00:07:06,831 00:07:10,075 - If she's special to you, then she's special to me. - If she's special to you, then she's special to me.
174 00:07:10,118 00:07:13,230 When can I meet her? How about tonight? When can I meet her? How about tonight?
175 00:07:13,274 00:07:14,501 - Oh--I--yeah. - Oh--I--yeah.
176 00:07:14,545 00:07:16,693 No, I don't know if tonight's possible. No, I don't know if tonight's possible.
177 00:07:16,736 00:07:22,916 Yeah, Nicole is a busy professional work woman, and-- Yeah, Nicole is a busy professional work woman, and--
178 00:07:22,959 00:07:25,501 - Oh, actually, you know, I can't tonight, either. - Oh, actually, you know, I can't tonight, either.
179 00:07:25,545 00:07:28,350 Latisse invited me to his lacrosse team's pool party. Latisse invited me to his lacrosse team's pool party.
180 00:07:28,394 00:07:29,928 He goes to a magnet school for kids He goes to a magnet school for kids
181 00:07:29,972 00:07:31,900 who were emancipated from their parents. who were emancipated from their parents.
182 00:07:31,944 00:07:34,573 - Actually, tonight's good. I just remembered. - Actually, tonight's good. I just remembered.
183 00:07:34,617 00:07:38,869 You should meet Nicole tonight. You should meet Nicole tonight.
184 00:07:38,912 00:07:42,374 Let's meet Nicole, all right? Let's meet Nicole, all right?
185 00:07:49,518 00:07:51,271 - May the most intelligent team win. - May the most intelligent team win.
186 00:07:51,315 00:07:53,462 Meritocracy! Meritocracy!
187 00:07:53,506 00:07:54,909 - Friendship! Yay! - Friendship! Yay!
188 00:07:54,952 00:07:57,363 - Tonight's prize is a big one-- - Tonight's prize is a big one--
189 00:07:57,407 00:07:59,467 a bassoon! a bassoon!
190 00:07:59,510 00:08:01,833 Brand new, still in the case, Brand new, still in the case,
191 00:08:01,877 00:08:04,287 guess how many times my son played it? guess how many times my son played it?
192 00:08:04,332 00:08:07,706 The correct answer is none! The correct answer is none!
193 00:08:09,722 00:08:12,614 The first question is in world geography. The first question is in world geography.
194 00:08:12,658 00:08:14,587 This sub-equatorial country This sub-equatorial country
195 00:08:14,630 00:08:17,479 is home to the yellow-tailed woolly monkey is home to the yellow-tailed woolly monkey
196 00:08:17,523 00:08:19,539 and one marmalade-loving bear-- and one marmalade-loving bear--
197 00:08:19,582 00:08:20,898 - Peru! 'Cause Paddington. - Peru! 'Cause Paddington.
198 00:08:20,941 00:08:23,746 - Correct! - Yes! - Correct! - Yes!
199 00:08:23,790 00:08:25,237 - Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, - Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes,
200 00:08:25,280 00:08:26,420 and Gorgolzop the Elder. and Gorgolzop the Elder.
201 00:08:26,463 00:08:27,866 - That's it! - That's it!
202 00:08:27,909 00:08:29,487 - The gum disease, gingivitis! - The gum disease, gingivitis!
203 00:08:29,532 00:08:30,933 - Correct again! - Correct again!
204 00:08:30,978 00:08:33,081 - Dr. Arnold Henry Kegel! - Nailed it! - Dr. Arnold Henry Kegel! - Nailed it!
205 00:08:33,124 00:08:35,535 What is the capital of Alaska-- What is the capital of Alaska--
206 00:08:35,579 00:08:36,938 - That'd be Juneau, Jax. - That'd be Juneau, Jax.
207 00:08:36,981 00:08:39,042 - You didn't let me finish the question. - You didn't let me finish the question.
208 00:08:39,085 00:08:41,803 What is the capital of Alaska's main export-- What is the capital of Alaska's main export--
209 00:08:41,846 00:08:45,922 - Natural gas. - After natural gas? - Natural gas. - After natural gas?
210 00:08:45,966 00:08:48,421 - Fishes? - Bingo! - Fishes? - Bingo!
211 00:08:50,173 00:08:52,628 - You need to relax and listen to the whole question. - You need to relax and listen to the whole question.
212 00:08:52,671 00:08:56,703 - Oh, a man telling me to relax and listen, - Oh, a man telling me to relax and listen,
213 00:08:56,747 00:08:58,018 that's some fresh lemonade. that's some fresh lemonade.
214 00:08:58,062 00:08:59,464 Also, saying, "I knew that one," Also, saying, "I knew that one,"
215 00:08:59,509 00:09:01,831 after every question is not helping our score. after every question is not helping our score.
216 00:09:01,875 00:09:03,189 - Chocolate babies. - Chocolate babies.
217 00:09:03,233 00:09:04,592 - I knew that one. - Okay. - I knew that one. - Okay.
218 00:09:04,636 00:09:07,353 This partnership is over. - Fine, forget it! This partnership is over. - Fine, forget it!
219 00:09:07,396 00:09:08,887 I don't even need another bassoon. I don't even need another bassoon.
220 00:09:08,931 00:09:10,245 - "King Lear"! - "King Lear"!
221 00:09:10,289 00:09:11,297 It's what "Empire" was based off. It's what "Empire" was based off.
222 00:09:11,341 00:09:14,102 - Correct! And we have a winner! - Correct! And we have a winner!
223 00:09:14,146 00:09:16,293 - Yes! - Yes!
224 00:09:16,337 00:09:18,791 - Now come on up and get your bassoon. - Now come on up and get your bassoon.
225 00:09:18,836 00:09:21,685 - I am so glad you could make it for dinner. - I am so glad you could make it for dinner.
226 00:09:21,728 00:09:24,269 Thank you, and thank you for making it so last minute. Thank you, and thank you for making it so last minute.
227 00:09:24,314 00:09:25,717 - Oh, I'm into it. - Oh, I'm into it.
228 00:09:25,760 00:09:27,469 I usually just have gummy bears for dinner I usually just have gummy bears for dinner
229 00:09:27,513 00:09:28,916 on my way home from work. on my way home from work.
230 00:09:28,959 00:09:30,449 - Actually, you know, - Actually, you know,
231 00:09:30,493 00:09:31,808 I thought that we could have a quiet night tonight. I thought that we could have a quiet night tonight.
232 00:09:31,852 00:09:33,166 - Oh. - Oh.
233 00:09:33,211 00:09:37,155 - I'm making my specialty-- turkey à la king! - I'm making my specialty-- turkey à la king!
234 00:09:37,198 00:09:39,521 - Ooh! Yum, yum, yum! - Ooh! Yum, yum, yum!
235 00:09:39,565 00:09:41,757 - You must be Daddy's special friend. - You must be Daddy's special friend.
236 00:09:41,800 00:09:42,808 - Oh, hi! - Oh, hi!
237 00:09:42,853 00:09:45,394 - Nicole, this is my daughter, Orly. - Nicole, this is my daughter, Orly.
238 00:09:45,437 00:09:46,577 She's joining us for dinner. She's joining us for dinner.
239 00:09:46,621 00:09:48,856 - Oh, what a fun surprise. - Oh, what a fun surprise.
240 00:09:48,900 00:09:50,697 - Can I get you a glass of wine? - Can I get you a glass of wine?
241 00:09:50,740 00:09:51,880 - Yeah. - Yeah.
242 00:09:51,924 00:09:55,956 - I am so happy that my dad found you. - I am so happy that my dad found you.
243 00:09:56,000 00:09:58,717 - Thank you, honey. - Thank you, honey.
244 00:10:01,215 00:10:03,889 Oh, wow, wow, wow! Oh, wow, wow, wow!
245 00:10:03,933 00:10:05,992 I can't believe I'm meeting your daughter, Neil. I can't believe I'm meeting your daughter, Neil.
246 00:10:06,036 00:10:08,578 - All right. Here, taste this. - All right. Here, taste this.
247 00:10:08,621 00:10:10,462 - Wait, does that have meat in it? - Wait, does that have meat in it?
248 00:10:10,506 00:10:12,084 - It's turkey à la king. - It's turkey à la king.
249 00:10:12,128 00:10:13,399 - Oh, well, I'm vegan. - Oh, well, I'm vegan.
250 00:10:13,443 00:10:15,546 - It has the word turkey in it. - It has the word turkey in it.
251 00:10:15,590 00:10:18,658 - Dad, how could you not know Nicole is vegan? - Dad, how could you not know Nicole is vegan?
252 00:10:18,701 00:10:21,112 I guess I forgot. I guess I forgot.
253 00:10:21,156 00:10:23,654 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Nicole. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Nicole.
254 00:10:23,698 00:10:27,555 Is it--is it hot in here? Let me take your jacket. Is it--is it hot in here? Let me take your jacket.
255 00:10:27,598 00:10:30,754 - Oh, no! Mm. - Oh, no! Mm.
256 00:10:30,797 00:10:33,558 - Ah, okay. What else can I tell you? - Ah, okay. What else can I tell you?
257 00:10:33,603 00:10:37,503 Well, Nicole runs a Pilates studio. Well, Nicole runs a Pilates studio.
258 00:10:37,547 00:10:41,009 - Oh--oh, no, it was Pilates, but we pivoted. - Oh--oh, no, it was Pilates, but we pivoted.
259 00:10:41,053 00:10:44,253 Now we do fairy birthday parties for adults. Now we do fairy birthday parties for adults.
260 00:10:44,296 00:10:45,699 - Ah, okay. - Ah, okay.
261 00:10:45,742 00:10:47,583 - Is it scary to be in love? - Is it scary to be in love?
262 00:10:50,476 00:10:51,747 - Um, I see-- - Um, I see--
263 00:10:51,790 00:10:53,675 I told Orly that I told Orly that
264 00:10:53,718 00:10:57,970 I think that you and I have a nice connection. I think that you and I have a nice connection.
265 00:10:58,013 00:11:00,599 - Yeah, for sure. For sure! - Yeah, for sure. For sure!
266 00:11:00,644 00:11:03,360 - So, how long have you guys known each other? - So, how long have you guys known each other?
267 00:11:03,405 00:11:05,069 - Um, six years? - Um, six years?
268 00:11:05,114 00:11:07,217 - Mm-hmm. - Six years? - Mm-hmm. - Six years?
269 00:11:07,260 00:11:10,329 Wow, I can't believe I haven't met you before. Wow, I can't believe I haven't met you before.
270 00:11:10,372 00:11:14,098 - Well, Nicole lives in Tarzana. - Well, Nicole lives in Tarzana.
271 00:11:14,141 00:11:16,727 - Yeah, and your dad lives here. - Yeah, and your dad lives here.
272 00:11:16,771 00:11:19,006 Wait, do you live here? Wait, do you live here?
273 00:11:19,050 00:11:20,628 I remember your place being nicer. I remember your place being nicer.
274 00:11:20,672 00:11:24,879 - Ah, no, no. I moved here because, you know, - Ah, no, no. I moved here because, you know,
275 00:11:24,923 00:11:26,500 this is where the mayor lives. this is where the mayor lives.
276 00:11:26,544 00:11:29,218 - Right. You work for the mayor? - Right. You work for the mayor?
277 00:11:38,903 00:11:40,788 - Well, thank you for coming. - Well, thank you for coming.
278 00:11:40,832 00:11:42,847 I hope Orly didn't come on too strong. I hope Orly didn't come on too strong.
279 00:11:42,892 00:11:44,908 - Oh, no, she's a doll. - Oh, no, she's a doll.
280 00:11:44,951 00:11:48,326 - I made this for you. - Oh. - I made this for you. - Oh.
281 00:11:48,370 00:11:50,035 Thank you, Orly. Thank you, Orly.
282 00:11:50,079 00:11:51,789 It's gonna go right on the mini fridge. It's gonna go right on the mini fridge.
283 00:11:51,832 00:11:53,673 - Oh, look at that. - Oh, look at that.
284 00:11:53,716 00:11:56,083 - Bye. - Bye.
285 00:11:58,450 00:12:01,429 - You should be ashamed of yourself! - You should be ashamed of yourself!
286 00:12:01,474 00:12:02,788 - I should be ashamed? - I should be ashamed?
287 00:12:02,832 00:12:05,637 You have been slorshing that lady for six years. You have been slorshing that lady for six years.
288 00:12:05,681 00:12:08,398 - Well, is that a term, or are you messing with me - Well, is that a term, or are you messing with me
289 00:12:08,442 00:12:10,633 'cause you know I'm gonna repeat it? 'cause you know I'm gonna repeat it?
290 00:12:10,677 00:12:13,920 Oh, all right, fine, Orly. Yeah, you got me. Oh, all right, fine, Orly. Yeah, you got me.
291 00:12:13,965 00:12:16,374 Nicole is parts before hearts. Nicole is parts before hearts.
292 00:12:16,419 00:12:19,311 But now she thinks this is a real relationship. But now she thinks this is a real relationship.
293 00:12:19,355 00:12:21,765 I'm gonna have to somehow find a way to dig myself I'm gonna have to somehow find a way to dig myself
294 00:12:21,809 00:12:24,351 out of this without hurting her feelings. out of this without hurting her feelings.
295 00:12:24,395 00:12:28,120 And she happens to be one of the neatest ladies that I see. And she happens to be one of the neatest ladies that I see.
296 00:12:28,164 00:12:31,144 - Wait, there are other ladies you see? - Wait, there are other ladies you see?
297 00:12:31,188 00:12:33,247 Do you do this every time I'm away? Do you do this every time I'm away?
298 00:12:33,292 00:12:36,491 - No--what? Hey, you want a new phone? - No--what? Hey, you want a new phone?
299 00:12:36,534 00:12:37,586 - When I came back from camp, - When I came back from camp,
300 00:12:37,630 00:12:39,383 and the hot tub was being cleaned? and the hot tub was being cleaned?
301 00:12:39,427 00:12:41,487 When the eighth-grade ski trip ended early When the eighth-grade ski trip ended early
302 00:12:41,531 00:12:43,941 and I found all those Diet Coke cans in the sauna? and I found all those Diet Coke cans in the sauna?
303 00:12:43,985 00:12:45,168 - Mm... - Mm...
304 00:12:45,212 00:12:46,571 - When I had my wisdom teeth removed, - When I had my wisdom teeth removed,
305 00:12:46,614 00:12:48,805 and I had that dream about Cheryl Tiegs? and I had that dream about Cheryl Tiegs?
306 00:12:48,850 00:12:51,829 - No, that was Cheryl Tiegs. - Oh, my God! - No, that was Cheryl Tiegs. - Oh, my God!
307 00:12:51,874 00:12:55,468 - All right, yes. Yes, I sneak around, Orly, - All right, yes. Yes, I sneak around, Orly,
308 00:12:55,511 00:12:57,702 'cause none of these women are good enough to meet you. 'cause none of these women are good enough to meet you.
309 00:12:57,746 00:12:59,806 - Well, then be sneakier, because I don't wanna - Well, then be sneakier, because I don't wanna
310 00:12:59,850 00:13:02,304 have to deal with this grossness ever again! have to deal with this grossness ever again!
311 00:13:02,348 00:13:04,671 - All right. - All right.
312 00:13:06,468 00:13:08,878 I'm gonna ask you one more question. I'm gonna ask you one more question.
313 00:13:08,922 00:13:12,691 You didn't buy me that too-big Tinkerbell outfit, did you? You didn't buy me that too-big Tinkerbell outfit, did you?
314 00:13:14,707 00:13:18,564 You let me sleep in it all summer! You let me sleep in it all summer!
315 00:13:18,607 00:13:19,922 - Oh, you're mad? - Oh, you're mad?
316 00:13:19,966 00:13:22,201 She's the one who got fired from Disneyland She's the one who got fired from Disneyland
317 00:13:22,245 00:13:23,779 for losing the costume! for losing the costume!
318 00:13:31,448 00:13:35,042 - That was "Shallow" by Bradley Cooper and Stefani Germanotta. - That was "Shallow" by Bradley Cooper and Stefani Germanotta.
319 00:13:35,086 00:13:37,452 I'm still learning, but I'll pick it up quickly, I'm still learning, but I'll pick it up quickly,
320 00:13:37,496 00:13:39,205 'cause I'm kind of a genius. 'cause I'm kind of a genius.
321 00:13:39,250 00:13:41,221 - Oh, you're about as funny as a heart attack. - Oh, you're about as funny as a heart attack.
322 00:13:41,266 00:13:43,237 - You're just jealous 'cause I beat you guys, - You're just jealous 'cause I beat you guys,
323 00:13:43,282 00:13:45,035 despite having Jayden on my team. despite having Jayden on my team.
324 00:13:45,078 00:13:46,700 - What do you mean, despite? - What do you mean, despite?
325 00:13:46,744 00:13:49,154 You think I'm some kinda idiot that can't-- You think I'm some kinda idiot that can't--
326 00:13:50,206 00:13:51,652 Intentional! Intentional!
327 00:13:51,696 00:13:53,580 - Jayden, I'm sorry, but come on. - Jayden, I'm sorry, but come on.
328 00:13:53,624 00:13:55,202 You know I'm LeBron, You know I'm LeBron,
329 00:13:55,246 00:13:57,963 and you're, like, the Laker Vanessa Hudgens hooked up with. and you're, like, the Laker Vanessa Hudgens hooked up with.
330 00:13:58,007 00:14:00,418 - I think you mean Kyle Kuzma. You see? - I think you mean Kyle Kuzma. You see?
331 00:14:00,461 00:14:03,354 You think you were carrying me? I was carrying you! You think you were carrying me? I was carrying you!
332 00:14:03,397 00:14:05,150 I ran the board on discontinued candies I ran the board on discontinued candies
333 00:14:05,195 00:14:06,816 and "Playboy" in the '90s. and "Playboy" in the '90s.
334 00:14:06,860 00:14:08,131 - Ooh, he's got a point. - Ooh, he's got a point.
335 00:14:08,174 00:14:09,928 Maybe Jayden should get the bassoon. Maybe Jayden should get the bassoon.
336 00:14:09,972 00:14:11,286 - Hey, here's a question. - Hey, here's a question.
337 00:14:11,330 00:14:13,960 Who's not on my trivia team anymore--Mikaela! Who's not on my trivia team anymore--Mikaela!
338 00:14:14,004 00:14:15,099 - You didn't give me a chance to answer. - You didn't give me a chance to answer.
339 00:14:15,143 00:14:16,633 - Oh, I knew that one! - Oh, I knew that one!
340 00:14:16,676 00:14:19,044 - Okay, so maybe we settle this definitively tonight! - Okay, so maybe we settle this definitively tonight!
341 00:14:19,087 00:14:20,446 - Well, I'm free. - Well, I'm free.
342 00:14:20,490 00:14:21,936 I finished my section of the budget. I finished my section of the budget.
343 00:14:21,980 00:14:23,514 - Me too. - I did mine. - Me too. - I did mine.
344 00:14:23,557 00:14:24,960 Okay, it's on tonight. Okay, it's on tonight.
345 00:14:25,004 00:14:28,992 Our friend Jax is at Canter's Deli Two in Torrance. Our friend Jax is at Canter's Deli Two in Torrance.
346 00:14:29,036 00:14:30,570 It's every they for themself. It's every they for themself.
347 00:14:33,506 00:14:36,135 - Wow, wow, wow! - Wow, wow, wow!
348 00:14:36,180 00:14:38,940 Two days ago, I did not think I would be visiting your office. Two days ago, I did not think I would be visiting your office.
349 00:14:38,984 00:14:41,833 - Please, sit down. - Okay. - Please, sit down. - Okay.
350 00:14:43,148 00:14:47,004 So, Nicole. So, Nicole.
351 00:14:47,048 00:14:52,483 Boy, these last couple of days have been very special. Boy, these last couple of days have been very special.
352 00:14:52,526 00:14:54,279 - Neil, please stop, stop! - Neil, please stop, stop!
353 00:14:54,324 00:14:56,295 I can't see you anymore. I'm so sorry. I can't see you anymore. I'm so sorry.
354 00:14:56,340 00:15:00,327 - Wait, uh, you can't see me? - Wait, uh, you can't see me?
355 00:15:00,372 00:15:01,686 - Yeah, I mean, you're fun, - Yeah, I mean, you're fun,
356 00:15:01,730 00:15:03,834 but I don't think of us as a serious match. but I don't think of us as a serious match.
357 00:15:03,877 00:15:06,113 You're in my phone as "Short Neil." You're in my phone as "Short Neil."
358 00:15:06,156 00:15:07,646 - You have a taller Neil? - You have a taller Neil?
359 00:15:07,691 00:15:09,487 - I just think we're at different places in our lives. - I just think we're at different places in our lives.
360 00:15:09,531 00:15:12,116 Like, you're looking for a stepmom for your kid, Like, you're looking for a stepmom for your kid,
361 00:15:12,161 00:15:14,439 or a caregiver, someone to drive at night. or a caregiver, someone to drive at night.
362 00:15:14,484 00:15:16,061 I am not that girl. I am not that girl.
363 00:15:16,105 00:15:20,268 I drink at night, and I need to honor that part of myself. I drink at night, and I need to honor that part of myself.
364 00:15:20,312 00:15:22,854 Well, okay. Well, okay.
365 00:15:22,898 00:15:26,711 Yeah, I respect your decision. - Yeah, okay. Yeah, I respect your decision. - Yeah, okay.
366 00:15:26,755 00:15:28,464 - Yeah, but just for the record, sit down for a sec. - Yeah, but just for the record, sit down for a sec.
367 00:15:28,508 00:15:30,392 - Oh, okay. - Oh, okay.
368 00:15:30,435 00:15:32,759 - That's not what I'm looking for. - That's not what I'm looking for.
369 00:15:32,803 00:15:35,344 You know, I enjoy a casual good time. You know, I enjoy a casual good time.
370 00:15:35,388 00:15:36,615 Orly just caught me. Orly just caught me.
371 00:15:36,660 00:15:39,069 - Look, I get it. Your wife just died. - Look, I get it. Your wife just died.
372 00:15:39,114 00:15:40,209 - Well, eight years ago. - Well, eight years ago.
373 00:15:40,253 00:15:42,488 - Oh, and you're still just hooking up? - Oh, and you're still just hooking up?
374 00:15:42,531 00:15:45,468 You're, like, 60. You're, like, 60.
375 00:15:45,512 00:15:48,229 - Yes. What I'm trying to say is, - Yes. What I'm trying to say is,
376 00:15:48,273 00:15:50,990 I'm not looking for a serious relationship either, I'm not looking for a serious relationship either,
377 00:15:51,034 00:15:53,619 because my priority is Orly. because my priority is Orly.
378 00:15:53,664 00:15:55,417 - Okay, but you do realize - Okay, but you do realize
379 00:15:55,460 00:15:57,828 Orly's gonna go off to college in, like, two years, right? Orly's gonna go off to college in, like, two years, right?
380 00:15:57,871 00:15:59,229 - My God. Don't say that. - My God. Don't say that.
381 00:15:59,274 00:16:00,895 - Yeah, and you need to make space for yourself, - Yeah, and you need to make space for yourself,
382 00:16:00,939 00:16:02,341 and your emotional needs. and your emotional needs.
383 00:16:02,385 00:16:04,971 My friend Carly went through this as a single mom. My friend Carly went through this as a single mom.
384 00:16:05,014 00:16:06,330 She wouldn't date for years, She wouldn't date for years,
385 00:16:06,373 00:16:07,863 and then when Baller went off to college, and then when Baller went off to college,
386 00:16:07,908 00:16:09,879 she was like, "Now what, I'm 31." she was like, "Now what, I'm 31."
387 00:16:09,924 00:16:11,457 - Well, maybe I should call Carly. - Well, maybe I should call Carly.
388 00:16:11,500 00:16:12,903 - You do not wanna do that. - You do not wanna do that.
389 00:16:12,948 00:16:14,306 Carly is married to an MMA fighter now. Carly is married to an MMA fighter now.
390 00:16:14,349 00:16:15,445 He will kill you. He will kill you.
391 00:16:15,489 00:16:18,250 But you might wanna ask yourself, But you might wanna ask yourself,
392 00:16:18,294 00:16:22,063 "Why am I so closed off to the possibility of real love?" "Why am I so closed off to the possibility of real love?"
393 00:16:22,107 00:16:23,991 I mean, not with me, because I'm too hot I mean, not with me, because I'm too hot
394 00:16:24,035 00:16:25,394 to be your wife when your eyes go. to be your wife when your eyes go.
395 00:16:25,437 00:16:29,119 It would be a waste. But, you know, in general. It would be a waste. But, you know, in general.
396 00:16:29,163 00:16:34,071 - I guess maybe I use Orly as an excuse. - I guess maybe I use Orly as an excuse.
397 00:16:34,115 00:16:36,613 Because this is easy. Because this is easy.
398 00:16:36,657 00:16:39,462 - But dating at 72, ah! - But dating at 72, ah!
399 00:16:39,506 00:16:43,450 - Oh, my God, sweetie. I'm proud of you! - Oh, my God, sweetie. I'm proud of you!
400 00:16:43,494 00:16:46,167 Also, personal record for me. Also, personal record for me.
401 00:16:46,211 00:16:49,366 - It's just maybe my ship has sailed. - It's just maybe my ship has sailed.
402 00:16:49,411 00:16:51,996 - What, are you kidding? You're a catch. - What, are you kidding? You're a catch.
403 00:16:52,040 00:16:54,932 You're sweet, you're rich. You work for the mayor. You're sweet, you're rich. You work for the mayor.
404 00:16:54,976 00:16:56,247 - I am the mayor. - I am the mayor.
405 00:16:56,291 00:16:59,797 Okay. Okay.
406 00:16:59,841 00:17:01,988 I'm just saying you might be able to find someone I'm just saying you might be able to find someone
407 00:17:02,032 00:17:04,311 really great, if you open your heart to it. really great, if you open your heart to it.
408 00:17:04,355 00:17:06,284 - Thank you, Nicole. - Thank you, Nicole.
409 00:17:06,327 00:17:08,518 And I--you know what, I hope you-- And I--you know what, I hope you--
410 00:17:08,563 00:17:10,579 you find the right person too. you find the right person too.
411 00:17:10,622 00:17:12,638 - Oh, I don't do monogamy. Big Capricorn energy. - Oh, I don't do monogamy. Big Capricorn energy.
412 00:17:12,682 00:17:14,391 Also, my dad had a secret family. Also, my dad had a secret family.
413 00:17:14,435 00:17:16,275 Whatever, it's boring. I gotta go. Whatever, it's boring. I gotta go.
414 00:17:16,319 00:17:18,905 Bye. - Bye. Bye. - Bye.
415 00:17:31,352 00:17:33,631 - Here all alone? - Here all alone?
416 00:17:33,675 00:17:35,121 Sad. Sad.
417 00:17:36,962 00:17:39,811 - Welcome, welcome, quiz heads. How's everybody doing tonight? - Welcome, welcome, quiz heads. How's everybody doing tonight?
418 00:17:39,854 00:17:40,949 - Get to the heat of the meet, Jax. - Get to the heat of the meet, Jax.
419 00:17:40,994 00:17:42,265 - Yeah, we're not here for "Host Chat." - Yeah, we're not here for "Host Chat."
420 00:17:42,308 00:17:43,755 - Sorry, Jax, they're idiots. - Sorry, Jax, they're idiots.
421 00:17:43,798 00:17:45,376 - Yeah, that's Mikaela. - Yeah, that's Mikaela.
422 00:17:45,419 00:17:48,620 I think she's on all the apps, but nothing. I think she's on all the apps, but nothing.
423 00:17:48,663 00:17:51,337 - What did he say? - Doctor Elephant is a she. - What did he say? - Doctor Elephant is a she.
424 00:17:51,380 00:17:52,914 - What is wrong with you people? - What is wrong with you people?
425 00:17:52,958 00:17:55,149 Two nights ago, you were all sitting there together Two nights ago, you were all sitting there together
426 00:17:55,193 00:17:57,297 sharing a dollar chicken like friends. sharing a dollar chicken like friends.
427 00:17:57,340 00:17:59,181 - We're not friends, we're coworkers. - We're not friends, we're coworkers.
428 00:17:59,225 00:18:00,452 - And we did not share that chicken. - And we did not share that chicken.
429 00:18:00,496 00:18:02,337 - It's true. I ate the whole chicken. - It's true. I ate the whole chicken.
430 00:18:02,380 00:18:04,309 - Oh, now you're at separate tables? - Oh, now you're at separate tables?
431 00:18:04,353 00:18:07,070 I mean, what is more important, I mean, what is more important,
432 00:18:07,114 00:18:08,780 your work family, your work family,
433 00:18:08,823 00:18:12,548 or this brand new glow-in-the dark samurai sword or this brand new glow-in-the dark samurai sword
434 00:18:12,592 00:18:14,871 that my son says he's "too old" for, that my son says he's "too old" for,
435 00:18:14,915 00:18:19,122 and if I were "around more, I'd know that"? and if I were "around more, I'd know that"?
436 00:18:19,166 00:18:23,067 Anyway, that's the prize tonight. Anyway, that's the prize tonight.
437 00:18:23,110 00:18:25,038 First question! First question!
438 00:18:25,083 00:18:27,449 Believe it or not, the city of Los Angeles Believe it or not, the city of Los Angeles
439 00:18:27,493 00:18:30,604 spends $7.3 million every year just on this, spends $7.3 million every year just on this,
440 00:18:30,648 00:18:32,664 also known as "shoefitti"? also known as "shoefitti"?
441 00:18:32,708 00:18:34,636 - Cutting down sneakers from electrical wires! - Cutting down sneakers from electrical wires!
442 00:18:34,680 00:18:36,258 - Correct! - Yes! - Correct! - Yes!
443 00:18:36,302 00:18:38,230 Street maintenance was in my section of the budget proof. Street maintenance was in my section of the budget proof.
444 00:18:38,274 00:18:41,166 - What--no, shoefitti removal was in my part. - What--no, shoefitti removal was in my part.
445 00:18:41,211 00:18:42,875 I proofed pages 1 through 120. I proofed pages 1 through 120.
446 00:18:42,920 00:18:44,716 We split it up by seniority, We split it up by seniority,
447 00:18:44,760 00:18:47,084 and Chief of Staff is the highest. and Chief of Staff is the highest.
448 00:18:47,127 00:18:49,756 - Yeah, but I'm the Chair of the Budget Committee, - Yeah, but I'm the Chair of the Budget Committee,
449 00:18:49,800 00:18:51,159 so I'm kinda, like, your king. so I'm kinda, like, your king.
450 00:18:51,203 00:18:54,095 - Are you two serious? I proofed section one. - Are you two serious? I proofed section one.
451 00:18:54,140 00:18:56,724 I've been at city hall longer than all of you combined. I've been at city hall longer than all of you combined.
452 00:18:56,769 00:18:59,091 - I thought I could go first because it's my birthday! - I thought I could go first because it's my birthday!
453 00:18:59,135 00:19:01,195 - Crap on a cracker. - We didn't finish the budget! - Crap on a cracker. - We didn't finish the budget!
454 00:19:01,239 00:19:02,904 - We've got 400 pages left to go! - We've got 400 pages left to go!
455 00:19:02,948 00:19:05,271 - It's due tomorrow! - It's due tomorrow!
456 00:19:06,936 00:19:09,259 Question two! Question two!
457 00:19:09,303 00:19:12,327 Are my son and I ever gonna be okay? Are my son and I ever gonna be okay?
458 00:19:12,371 00:19:13,860 - He loves you. - He loves you.
459 00:19:13,905 00:19:15,964 Just stop taking your feelings about his mom out on him. Just stop taking your feelings about his mom out on him.
460 00:19:16,008 00:19:18,507 Also, make a consistent schedule and stick to it! Also, make a consistent schedule and stick to it!
461 00:19:20,741 00:19:23,152 - Oh, wait, wait. Wait a second. - Oh, wait, wait. Wait a second.
462 00:19:23,195 00:19:24,467 Okay. Okay.
463 00:19:24,510 00:19:27,096 - Oh, my God. Why are you hugging Mom's urn? - Oh, my God. Why are you hugging Mom's urn?
464 00:19:27,140 00:19:28,937 - So women know I'm not divorced. - So women know I'm not divorced.
465 00:19:28,980 00:19:30,646 - This just looks like you murdered Mom, - This just looks like you murdered Mom,
466 00:19:30,690 00:19:33,275 and are kind of bragging that you got away with it. and are kind of bragging that you got away with it.
467 00:19:33,319 00:19:35,204 - Good note. - Good note.
468 00:19:35,248 00:19:38,447 Okay, so, should I show a lot of teeth when I smile? Okay, so, should I show a lot of teeth when I smile?
469 00:19:38,491 00:19:41,033 I'm kinda proud of my gum health. I'm kinda proud of my gum health.
470 00:19:41,076 00:19:43,531 - Dad, just be normal. - Dad, just be normal.
471 00:19:45,108 00:19:47,431 I don't know. I don't know.
472 00:19:47,475 00:19:48,615 - There he is! - There he is!
473 00:19:48,659 00:19:50,981 Okay, now where do we wanna put this? Okay, now where do we wanna put this?
474 00:19:51,025 00:19:52,515 You're the mayor, so you need some privacy. You're the mayor, so you need some privacy.
475 00:19:52,559 00:19:54,487 - Well, I already signed up for Postmates. - Well, I already signed up for Postmates.
476 00:19:54,531 00:19:59,045 - Dad, that's a food thing. For restaurants. - Dad, that's a food thing. For restaurants.
477 00:19:59,089 00:20:01,018 - So when I checked Cuban, Asian, - So when I checked Cuban, Asian,
478 00:20:01,061 00:20:02,946 and New American, that was all food? and New American, that was all food?
479 00:20:02,989 00:20:04,480 - Ew, what? - Ew, what?
480 00:20:04,523 00:20:07,416 Okay, let's try Graya. It's like old people's Raya. Okay, let's try Graya. It's like old people's Raya.
481 00:20:07,459 00:20:09,783 Let's pick an appropriate age range. Let's pick an appropriate age range.
482 00:20:09,827 00:20:11,229 55 to-- 55 to--
483 00:20:11,273 00:20:12,894 - 35? - 75. - 35? - 75.
484 00:20:12,939 00:20:14,428 God. God.
485 00:20:14,472 00:20:18,285 All right, yes, yes. Go ahead and hit send. All right, yes, yes. Go ahead and hit send.
486 00:20:18,329 00:20:21,265 - Save, but good job. - Save, but good job.
487 00:20:21,309 00:20:23,719 I'm really proud of you. I'm really proud of you.
488 00:20:23,763 00:20:26,831 It's probably Postmates. It's probably Postmates.
489 00:20:26,875 00:20:28,935 We're gonna be eating a lot of healthy Armenian We're gonna be eating a lot of healthy Armenian
490 00:20:28,979 00:20:30,513 the next couple of days. the next couple of days.
491 00:20:30,556 00:20:33,054 Ooh, that's a nice one. Ooh, that's a nice one.
492 00:20:33,098 00:20:35,377 Hey, ho. Hey, ho.
493 00:20:35,421 00:20:36,999 - Here's your budget. - Here's your budget.
494 00:20:37,043 00:20:38,664 Checked, re-checked, Checked, re-checked,
495 00:20:38,707 00:20:41,031 and then we got a little crazy and checked it again. and then we got a little crazy and checked it again.
496 00:20:41,075 00:20:43,266 - But the important thing is, we did it together, - But the important thing is, we did it together,
497 00:20:43,309 00:20:45,150 and we're all the smartest. and we're all the smartest.
498 00:20:45,194 00:20:47,824 And at midnight, we did Bloody Mary in the mirror! And at midnight, we did Bloody Mary in the mirror!
499 00:20:47,867 00:20:50,628 - Only Jayden did that, sir, and he soiled himself. - Only Jayden did that, sir, and he soiled himself.
500 00:20:50,672 00:20:53,434 - I got these out of a lost and found. - I got these out of a lost and found.
501 00:20:53,477 00:20:56,633 - Hey, Tommy. Ooh! - Hey, Tommy. Ooh!
502 00:20:56,676 00:20:58,780 Do you usually straighten your hair? Do you usually straighten your hair?
503 00:20:58,824 00:21:01,147 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
504 00:21:01,190 00:21:05,047 She poofed! This is why I left London. She poofed! This is why I left London.
505 00:21:07,107 00:21:09,780 - Anyway, great job, you guys. Thank you very much. - Anyway, great job, you guys. Thank you very much.
506 00:21:09,824 00:21:13,637 One tiny note. One tiny note.
507 00:21:13,681 00:21:16,705 Cover page says "City Bulget." Cover page says "City Bulget."
508 00:21:16,748 00:21:18,502 Tommy! Tommy!
509 00:21:18,546 00:21:20,956 - All right, back to work. - All right, back to work.
510 00:21:21,000 00:21:23,892 Jayden, do your thing. Jayden, do your thing.
511 00:21:29,693 00:21:31,707 Corrected by == Flatto (subscene.com) == Corrected by == Flatto (subscene.com) ==