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1 00:00:05,527 00:00:08,225 - Okay. Have fun tonight, sweetheart. - Okay. Have fun tonight, sweetheart.
2 00:00:08,269 00:00:10,358 Don't stay up too late. Don't do drugs. Don't stay up too late. Don't do drugs.
3 00:00:10,401 00:00:13,056 And remember, Slenderman's not real. And remember, Slenderman's not real.
4 00:00:13,100 00:00:14,797 When you thought you saw him in the woods, When you thought you saw him in the woods,
5 00:00:14,840 00:00:17,234 that was just Jeff Goldblum going for a walk. that was just Jeff Goldblum going for a walk.
6 00:00:17,278 00:00:19,454 - I'll text you in the morning. - Yeah. - I'll text you in the morning. - Yeah.
7 00:00:19,497 00:00:21,021 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
8 00:00:21,064 00:00:23,066 Is this a co-ed sleepover? Is this a co-ed sleepover?
9 00:00:23,110 00:00:24,937 - I told you Sage and Latisse were coming. - I told you Sage and Latisse were coming.
10 00:00:24,981 00:00:26,504 - Since when are those boy names? - Since when are those boy names?
11 00:00:26,548 00:00:29,377 When I was growing up, Neil was as crazy as it got. When I was growing up, Neil was as crazy as it got.
12 00:00:29,420 00:00:31,248 We used to have to spell it on the phone all the time. We used to have to spell it on the phone all the time.
13 00:00:31,292 00:00:32,597 Hey, kid, come here! - Oh, my God! Hey, kid, come here! - Oh, my God!
14 00:00:32,641 00:00:34,469 Are you gonna be weird about this? Are you gonna be weird about this?
15 00:00:34,512 00:00:36,340 It's a Model U.N. sleepover. It's a Model U.N. sleepover.
16 00:00:36,384 00:00:39,256 - It's just--it's your first co-ed sleepover. - It's just--it's your first co-ed sleepover.
17 00:00:39,300 00:00:41,389 I feel like we should have had a conversation about it. I feel like we should have had a conversation about it.
18 00:00:41,432 00:00:43,695 - We've had so many conversations! - We've had so many conversations!
19 00:00:43,739 00:00:47,047 - You know, Orly, you also have eggs. - You know, Orly, you also have eggs.
20 00:00:47,090 00:00:49,179 But boys have magical worms. But boys have magical worms.
21 00:00:49,223 00:00:53,488 Also known as tumescence, it slowly starts-- Also known as tumescence, it slowly starts--
22 00:00:53,531 00:00:56,056 See how those dogs are stuck? See how those dogs are stuck?
23 00:00:56,099 00:00:58,362 I take pride in my talks. I take pride in my talks.
24 00:00:58,406 00:01:00,712 - Sure, okay, I'm just saying that just because - Sure, okay, I'm just saying that just because
25 00:01:00,756 00:01:02,540 there's gonna be boys in the same house, there's gonna be boys in the same house,
26 00:01:02,584 00:01:04,629 doesn't mean we're gonna do anything from that doesn't mean we're gonna do anything from that
27 00:01:04,673 00:01:07,241 Israeli coloring book that you got me. Israeli coloring book that you got me.
28 00:01:07,284 00:01:10,505 - Well, these are your decisions to make. - Well, these are your decisions to make.
29 00:01:10,548 00:01:11,854 But when you do make them, But when you do make them,
30 00:01:11,897 00:01:14,378 I want it to be with someone special, I want it to be with someone special,
31 00:01:14,422 00:01:16,772 like it was with me and your mom. like it was with me and your mom.
32 00:01:16,815 00:01:20,254 Hearts before parts, I always say. Hearts before parts, I always say.
33 00:01:20,297 00:01:23,213 Nope, I just made that up, but I stand by it. Nope, I just made that up, but I stand by it.
34 00:01:23,257 00:01:24,954 - Hearts, parts. I got it. - Hearts, parts. I got it.
35 00:01:24,997 00:01:27,304 - Hearts, parts. - Hearts, parts.
36 00:01:30,351 00:01:31,874 Hey, kid. - Huh? Hey, kid. - Huh?
37 00:01:31,917 00:01:33,223 - I see you. - I see you.
38 00:01:44,626 00:01:45,801 - It seems like we're gonna be here late. - It seems like we're gonna be here late.
39 00:01:45,844 00:01:46,845 Should we get dinner? Should we get dinner?
40 00:01:46,889 00:01:48,369 - No, we gotta keep our momentum. - No, we gotta keep our momentum.
41 00:01:48,412 00:01:49,979 This budget's due Thursday. This budget's due Thursday.
42 00:01:50,022 00:01:54,766 If you're peckish, I've got a couple of hard-boiled eggs, If you're peckish, I've got a couple of hard-boiled eggs,
43 00:01:54,810 00:01:58,379 and one of those Tom's savory toothpastes. and one of those Tom's savory toothpastes.
44 00:01:58,422 00:02:00,816 - Or, we could duck out for din-din tonight? - Or, we could duck out for din-din tonight?
45 00:02:00,859 00:02:02,600 I hear it's dollar chicken night at Porgy's. I hear it's dollar chicken night at Porgy's.
46 00:02:02,644 00:02:04,036 - That's too cheap, Jayden. - We're not doing that. - That's too cheap, Jayden. - We're not doing that.
47 00:02:04,080 00:02:05,255 - I'm just saying, you know? - I'm just saying, you know?
48 00:02:05,299 00:02:06,778 Sometimes it's actually faster to go out. Sometimes it's actually faster to go out.
49 00:02:06,822 00:02:08,302 And the food's hotter. And the food's hotter.
50 00:02:08,345 00:02:11,392 And I get free dessert wings, 'cause it's my birthday. And I get free dessert wings, 'cause it's my birthday.
51 00:02:11,435 00:02:14,612 - Wait, this is what you're doing for your birthday? - Wait, this is what you're doing for your birthday?
52 00:02:14,656 00:02:18,529 - Yeah, but it's okay. You know, I love my job. - Yeah, but it's okay. You know, I love my job.
53 00:02:18,573 00:02:21,010 I don't need to go out. I can turn 40 right here. I don't need to go out. I can turn 40 right here.
54 00:02:21,053 00:02:23,230 Now, roll me a birthday egg. Now, roll me a birthday egg.
55 00:02:27,234 00:02:29,105 - Okay, fine. Let's go to Porgy's. - Okay, fine. Let's go to Porgy's.
56 00:02:29,149 00:02:32,064 - Yes, I'm getting a Sprite! - Yes, I'm getting a Sprite!
57 00:02:33,979 00:02:35,024 - You think you're gonna be - You think you're gonna be
58 00:02:35,067 00:02:36,330 needing the car again tonight, sir? needing the car again tonight, sir?
59 00:02:36,373 00:02:39,202 - Nope--yeah, just a lot of policy to read up on. - Nope--yeah, just a lot of policy to read up on.
60 00:02:39,246 00:02:40,464 Very dry. Very dry.
61 00:02:40,508 00:02:42,858 You go out there and have fun for me, Dan. You go out there and have fun for me, Dan.
62 00:02:42,901 00:02:44,207 - Sounds good, sir. - Sounds good, sir.
63 00:02:46,644 00:02:50,082 - Hey there, gorgeous. You up? - Hey there, gorgeous. You up?
64 00:02:55,349 00:02:56,567 - Okay, we did it, you're 40. - Okay, we did it, you're 40.
65 00:02:56,611 00:02:58,700 Jayden, maybe you get that to go? Jayden, maybe you get that to go?
66 00:02:58,743 00:03:01,703 What's up, Porgy's? What's up, Porgy's?
67 00:03:01,746 00:03:05,359 It's Professor Jax coming at you with all the facts! It's Professor Jax coming at you with all the facts!
68 00:03:05,402 00:03:06,621 Everybody grab a partner, Everybody grab a partner,
69 00:03:06,664 00:03:09,841 because bar trivia starts right now! because bar trivia starts right now!
70 00:03:09,885 00:03:11,800 - This place does trivia? I pick Arpi. - This place does trivia? I pick Arpi.
71 00:03:11,843 00:03:13,323 - Good choice, Mr. Tomás. - Good choice, Mr. Tomás.
72 00:03:13,367 00:03:15,238 This brain is like a "Hoarders" episode. This brain is like a "Hoarders" episode.
73 00:03:15,282 00:03:17,458 Once something comes in, it never goes out. Once something comes in, it never goes out.
74 00:03:17,501 00:03:19,242 The capital of Alaska is Juneau. The capital of Alaska is Juneau.
75 00:03:19,286 00:03:20,722 Cows have four stomachs. Cows have four stomachs.
76 00:03:20,765 00:03:23,115 I was wearing a blue sweater the day I saw a man drown. I was wearing a blue sweater the day I saw a man drown.
77 00:03:23,159 00:03:24,856 - And I was on a TLC documentary - And I was on a TLC documentary
78 00:03:24,900 00:03:26,162 about child geniuses. about child geniuses.
79 00:03:26,206 00:03:27,250 It actually ended up being more It actually ended up being more
80 00:03:27,294 00:03:28,338 about my dad's hidden clown life, about my dad's hidden clown life,
81 00:03:28,382 00:03:29,774 but still, you two are going down. but still, you two are going down.
82 00:03:29,818 00:03:31,298 - Tonight's winning team - Tonight's winning team
83 00:03:31,341 00:03:33,996 gets this one of my son's soccer trophies. gets this one of my son's soccer trophies.
84 00:03:35,302 00:03:38,827 Which three presidents died on July 4th? Which three presidents died on July 4th?
85 00:03:38,870 00:03:41,090 - Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe! - Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe!
86 00:03:41,133 00:03:43,266 - Correct! - What? - Correct! - What?
87 00:03:43,310 00:03:44,702 You guys didn't grow up with that placemat You guys didn't grow up with that placemat
88 00:03:44,746 00:03:46,182 of the U.S. presidents and how they died? of the U.S. presidents and how they died?
89 00:03:46,226 00:03:50,142 - Question two: how long did the Vietnam War last? - Question two: how long did the Vietnam War last?
90 00:03:50,186 00:03:52,232 - That's a loaded question, Jax. - That's a loaded question, Jax.
91 00:03:52,275 00:03:53,711 Conflicts in the region predate-- Conflicts in the region predate--
92 00:03:53,755 00:03:56,279 - 19 years! - Correct! - 19 years! - Correct!
93 00:03:56,323 00:03:58,238 - Well, that's a narrow view. - Well, that's a narrow view.
94 00:03:58,281 00:04:00,544 - Every boyfriend I've ever had wanted to be the first guy - Every boyfriend I've ever had wanted to be the first guy
95 00:04:00,588 00:04:02,416 to show me "Apocalypse Now." to show me "Apocalypse Now."
96 00:04:02,459 00:04:03,417 - Yeah! - Yeah!
97 00:04:03,460 00:04:05,549 - These two robins-- - These two robins--
98 00:04:05,593 00:04:07,377 - Kermit's nephew and Dick Grayson! - Kermit's nephew and Dick Grayson!
99 00:04:07,421 00:04:10,119 That is correct! That is correct!
100 00:04:10,162 00:04:12,295 This man's got his learning on tonight, folks. This man's got his learning on tonight, folks.
101 00:04:12,339 00:04:13,557 - I liked "The Muppets." - I liked "The Muppets."
102 00:04:13,601 00:04:16,125 - Morning. - How's tricks, Kwapis? - Morning. - How's tricks, Kwapis?
103 00:04:16,168 00:04:17,561 - Tricks are bad, sir. - Tricks are bad, sir.
104 00:04:17,605 00:04:19,737 There's a picture of you trending on the Internet. There's a picture of you trending on the Internet.
105 00:04:19,781 00:04:22,349 - What? Who took that? - What? Who took that?
106 00:04:22,392 00:04:26,918 Oh, must've been the driver from the car service I got her. Oh, must've been the driver from the car service I got her.
107 00:04:26,962 00:04:29,356 That used to be a noble profession, Jayden. That used to be a noble profession, Jayden.
108 00:04:29,399 00:04:31,532 - Obviously, I wanna hear all the dirty deets. - Obviously, I wanna hear all the dirty deets.
109 00:04:31,575 00:04:33,795 How French were the kisses? Did you see her tummy? How French were the kisses? Did you see her tummy?
110 00:04:33,838 00:04:35,057 - Mmm. - Mmm.
111 00:04:35,100 00:04:37,581 - Oops, somebody saw some tum! - Oops, somebody saw some tum!
112 00:04:37,625 00:04:39,322 But Mayor-wise, this isn't great. But Mayor-wise, this isn't great.
113 00:04:39,366 00:04:42,238 - It's gross! The whole tableau is gross! - It's gross! The whole tableau is gross!
114 00:04:42,282 00:04:44,153 - Look, guys, - Look, guys,
115 00:04:44,196 00:04:47,896 Nicole is a very nice age-appropriate lady. Nicole is a very nice age-appropriate lady.
116 00:04:47,939 00:04:49,332 - She's young enough to be your daughter. - She's young enough to be your daughter.
117 00:04:49,376 00:04:50,594 - I'm rich, and it's L.A. - I'm rich, and it's L.A.
118 00:04:50,638 00:04:53,031 And besides, we've known each other for years. And besides, we've known each other for years.
119 00:04:53,075 00:04:54,772 We actually met-- We actually met--
120 00:04:54,816 00:04:56,426 I used to do this thing where I'd walk I used to do this thing where I'd walk
121 00:04:56,470 00:04:58,472 into a Pilates studio and I'd say, into a Pilates studio and I'd say,
122 00:04:58,515 00:05:01,257 "Sorry, I thought this was the Bentley dealership." "Sorry, I thought this was the Bentley dealership."
123 00:05:01,301 00:05:02,606 - Slick! - Slick!
124 00:05:02,650 00:05:04,478 - And I meet her in secret - And I meet her in secret
125 00:05:04,521 00:05:07,655 because I don't want Orly to think that I'm-- because I don't want Orly to think that I'm--
126 00:05:07,698 00:05:10,353 I don't know, betraying her mom's memory. I don't know, betraying her mom's memory.
127 00:05:10,397 00:05:11,485 - Well, you're safe. - Well, you're safe.
128 00:05:11,528 00:05:13,313 I'm sure Orly never looks at the Internet. I'm sure Orly never looks at the Internet.
129 00:05:15,402 00:05:17,447 "Wow, Dad. "Wow, Dad.
130 00:05:17,491 00:05:19,493 Nice photo, hypocrite." Nice photo, hypocrite."
131 00:05:19,536 00:05:21,016 - Who's it from? - Who's it from?
132 00:05:24,019 00:05:25,499 - I don't feel good about - I don't feel good about
133 00:05:25,542 00:05:27,805 our trivia performance last night, Mr. Tomás. our trivia performance last night, Mr. Tomás.
134 00:05:27,849 00:05:30,504 - It was a fluke, a classic "Slumdog Millionaire." - It was a fluke, a classic "Slumdog Millionaire."
135 00:05:30,547 00:05:32,157 Jayden only knew who Toscanini was because of a picture Jayden only knew who Toscanini was because of a picture
136 00:05:32,201 00:05:33,681 on the wall at Buca di Beppo. on the wall at Buca di Beppo.
137 00:05:33,724 00:05:35,596 - Hey guys, I was thinking, let's split up the budget. - Hey guys, I was thinking, let's split up the budget.
138 00:05:35,639 00:05:36,814 Just do it by seniority. Just do it by seniority.
139 00:05:36,858 00:05:38,381 Everyone takes a section to proof. Everyone takes a section to proof.
140 00:05:38,425 00:05:39,817 I don't wanna keep doing late nights. I don't wanna keep doing late nights.
141 00:05:39,861 00:05:41,993 - Yeah, sure, sounds good. - Great idea. - Yeah, sure, sounds good. - Great idea.
142 00:05:43,691 00:05:46,607 And I know you two don't want another night like last night. And I know you two don't want another night like last night.
143 00:05:46,650 00:05:48,652 I bet it's driving you crazy I bet it's driving you crazy
144 00:05:48,696 00:05:50,437 that me and Jayden beat you. - Jayden and I. that me and Jayden beat you. - Jayden and I.
145 00:05:50,480 00:05:51,960 - 'Cause you think you're smarter than us. - 'Cause you think you're smarter than us.
146 00:05:52,003 00:05:53,744 - Only empirically. - You gotta admit. - Only empirically. - You gotta admit.
147 00:05:53,788 00:05:55,180 You and Kwapis got pretty lucky. You and Kwapis got pretty lucky.
148 00:05:55,224 00:05:56,617 - Lucky? - Lucky?
149 00:05:56,660 00:05:58,445 Mikaela Shaw doesn't get lucky. Mikaela Shaw doesn't get lucky.
150 00:05:58,488 00:06:01,709 I got HPV from a pair of vintage jeans. I got HPV from a pair of vintage jeans.
151 00:06:01,752 00:06:04,364 You guys think you're so smart? Let's have a rematch. You guys think you're so smart? Let's have a rematch.
152 00:06:04,407 00:06:06,409 Porgy's, tonight. Porgy's, tonight.
153 00:06:06,453 00:06:08,368 Or are you dollar chicken? Or are you dollar chicken?
154 00:06:10,021 00:06:11,936 - Bock, bock. - Bock, bock.
155 00:06:13,938 00:06:15,853 - Wait, was that a yes or a no? - Wait, was that a yes or a no?
156 00:06:15,897 00:06:18,247 - See you on the ice. - Porgy's again? - See you on the ice. - Porgy's again?
157 00:06:18,290 00:06:19,988 My birthday wish came true! My birthday wish came true!
158 00:06:27,996 00:06:30,390 - Hey, sweetie. I was just about-- - Hey, sweetie. I was just about--
159 00:06:30,433 00:06:33,218 - I know you got my text. It says "read," Dad. - I know you got my text. It says "read," Dad.
160 00:06:33,262 00:06:35,482 - Stupid phone! - I'm just confused. - Stupid phone! - I'm just confused.
161 00:06:35,525 00:06:38,006 I mean, yesterday, you said that my decisions I mean, yesterday, you said that my decisions
162 00:06:38,049 00:06:39,224 should always be with some-- should always be with some--
163 00:06:39,268 00:06:40,748 - Someone special. And I meant that. - Someone special. And I meant that.
164 00:06:40,791 00:06:42,837 - Oh, so that was someone special? - Oh, so that was someone special?
165 00:06:42,880 00:06:45,230 The lady that you called an Uber pool for? The lady that you called an Uber pool for?
166 00:06:45,274 00:06:47,015 We share an account, Dad. We share an account, Dad.
167 00:06:47,058 00:06:49,060 - I hate these things! - I hate these things!
168 00:06:49,104 00:06:51,367 Look, when I said that stuff to you, Look, when I said that stuff to you,
169 00:06:51,411 00:06:54,892 I was-- I was thinking about Nicole. I was-- I was thinking about Nicole.
170 00:06:54,936 00:06:57,199 She's very special. She's very special.
171 00:06:57,242 00:06:59,331 - Oh, my gosh, Dad. Really? - Oh, my gosh, Dad. Really?
172 00:06:59,375 00:07:02,813 - Yeah, she's my special lady. - Yeah, she's my special lady.
173 00:07:04,728 00:07:07,949 - If she's special to you, then she's special to me. - If she's special to you, then she's special to me.
174 00:07:07,992 00:07:11,082 When can I meet her? How about tonight? When can I meet her? How about tonight?
175 00:07:11,126 00:07:12,344 - Oh--I--yeah. - Oh--I--yeah.
176 00:07:12,388 00:07:14,521 No, I don't know if tonight's possible. No, I don't know if tonight's possible.
177 00:07:14,564 00:07:20,701 Yeah, Nicole is a busy professional work woman, and-- Yeah, Nicole is a busy professional work woman, and--
178 00:07:20,744 00:07:23,268 - Oh, actually, you know, I can't tonight, either. - Oh, actually, you know, I can't tonight, either.
179 00:07:23,312 00:07:26,097 Latisse invited me to his lacrosse team's pool party. Latisse invited me to his lacrosse team's pool party.
180 00:07:26,141 00:07:27,664 He goes to a magnet school for kids He goes to a magnet school for kids
181 00:07:27,708 00:07:29,623 who were emancipated from their parents. who were emancipated from their parents.
182 00:07:29,666 00:07:32,277 - Actually, tonight's good. I just remembered. - Actually, tonight's good. I just remembered.
183 00:07:32,321 00:07:36,543 You should meet Nicole tonight. You should meet Nicole tonight.
184 00:07:36,586 00:07:40,024 Let's meet Nicole, all right? Let's meet Nicole, all right?
185 00:07:47,118 00:07:48,859 - May the most intelligent team win. - May the most intelligent team win.
186 00:07:48,903 00:07:51,035 Meritocracy! Meritocracy!
187 00:07:51,079 00:07:52,472 - Friendship! Yay! - Friendship! Yay!
188 00:07:52,515 00:07:54,909 - Tonight's prize is a big one-- - Tonight's prize is a big one--
189 00:07:54,952 00:07:56,998 a bassoon! a bassoon!
190 00:07:57,041 00:07:59,348 Brand new, still in the case, Brand new, still in the case,
191 00:07:59,391 00:08:01,785 guess how many times my son played it? guess how many times my son played it?
192 00:08:01,829 00:08:05,180 The correct answer is none! The correct answer is none!
193 00:08:07,182 00:08:10,054 The first question is in world geography. The first question is in world geography.
194 00:08:10,098 00:08:12,013 This sub-equatorial country This sub-equatorial country
195 00:08:12,056 00:08:14,885 is home to the yellow-tailed woolly monkey is home to the yellow-tailed woolly monkey
196 00:08:14,929 00:08:16,931 and one marmalade-loving bear-- and one marmalade-loving bear--
197 00:08:16,974 00:08:18,280 - Peru! 'Cause Paddington. - Peru! 'Cause Paddington.
198 00:08:18,323 00:08:21,109 - Correct! - Yes! - Correct! - Yes!
199 00:08:21,152 00:08:22,589 - Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, - Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes,
200 00:08:22,632 00:08:23,764 and Gorgolzop the Elder. and Gorgolzop the Elder.
201 00:08:23,807 00:08:25,200 - That's it! - That's it!
202 00:08:25,243 00:08:26,810 - The gum disease, gingivitis! - The gum disease, gingivitis!
203 00:08:26,854 00:08:28,246 - Correct again! - Correct again!
204 00:08:28,290 00:08:30,379 - Dr. Arnold Henry Kegel! - Nailed it! - Dr. Arnold Henry Kegel! - Nailed it!
205 00:08:30,422 00:08:32,816 What is the capital of Alaska-- What is the capital of Alaska--
206 00:08:32,860 00:08:34,209 - That'd be Juneau, Jax. - That'd be Juneau, Jax.
207 00:08:34,252 00:08:36,298 - You didn't let me finish the question. - You didn't let me finish the question.
208 00:08:36,341 00:08:39,040 What is the capital of Alaska's main export-- What is the capital of Alaska's main export--
209 00:08:39,083 00:08:43,131 - Natural gas. - After natural gas? - Natural gas. - After natural gas?
210 00:08:43,174 00:08:45,612 - Fishes? - Bingo! - Fishes? - Bingo!
211 00:08:47,352 00:08:49,790 - You need to relax and listen to the whole question. - You need to relax and listen to the whole question.
212 00:08:49,833 00:08:53,837 - Oh, a man telling me to relax and listen, - Oh, a man telling me to relax and listen,
213 00:08:53,881 00:08:55,143 that's some fresh lemonade. that's some fresh lemonade.
214 00:08:55,186 00:08:56,579 Also, saying, "I knew that one," Also, saying, "I knew that one,"
215 00:08:56,623 00:08:58,929 after every question is not helping our score. after every question is not helping our score.
216 00:08:58,973 00:09:00,278 - Chocolate babies. - Chocolate babies.
217 00:09:00,322 00:09:01,671 - I knew that one. - Okay. - I knew that one. - Okay.
218 00:09:01,715 00:09:04,413 This partnership is over. - Fine, forget it! This partnership is over. - Fine, forget it!
219 00:09:04,456 00:09:05,936 I don't even need another bassoon. I don't even need another bassoon.
220 00:09:05,980 00:09:07,285 - "King Lear"! - "King Lear"!
221 00:09:07,329 00:09:08,330 It's what "Empire" was based off. It's what "Empire" was based off.
222 00:09:08,373 00:09:11,115 - Correct! And we have a winner! - Correct! And we have a winner!
223 00:09:11,159 00:09:13,291 - Yes! - Yes!
224 00:09:13,335 00:09:15,772 - Now come on up and get your bassoon. - Now come on up and get your bassoon.
225 00:09:15,816 00:09:18,645 - I am so glad you could make it for dinner. - I am so glad you could make it for dinner.
226 00:09:18,688 00:09:21,212 Thank you, and thank you for making it so last minute. Thank you, and thank you for making it so last minute.
227 00:09:21,256 00:09:22,649 - Oh, I'm into it. - Oh, I'm into it.
228 00:09:22,692 00:09:24,389 I usually just have gummy bears for dinner I usually just have gummy bears for dinner
229 00:09:24,433 00:09:25,826 on my way home from work. on my way home from work.
230 00:09:25,869 00:09:27,349 - Actually, you know, - Actually, you know,
231 00:09:27,392 00:09:28,698 I thought that we could have a quiet night tonight. I thought that we could have a quiet night tonight.
232 00:09:28,742 00:09:30,047 - Oh. - Oh.
233 00:09:30,091 00:09:34,008 - I'm making my specialty-- turkey à la king! - I'm making my specialty-- turkey à la king!
234 00:09:34,051 00:09:36,358 - Ooh! Yum, yum, yum! - Ooh! Yum, yum, yum!
235 00:09:36,401 00:09:38,578 - You must be Daddy's special friend. - You must be Daddy's special friend.
236 00:09:38,621 00:09:39,622 - Oh, hi! - Oh, hi!
237 00:09:39,666 00:09:42,190 - Nicole, this is my daughter, Orly. - Nicole, this is my daughter, Orly.
238 00:09:42,233 00:09:43,365 She's joining us for dinner. She's joining us for dinner.
239 00:09:43,408 00:09:45,628 - Oh, what a fun surprise. - Oh, what a fun surprise.
240 00:09:45,672 00:09:47,456 - Can I get you a glass of wine? - Can I get you a glass of wine?
241 00:09:47,499 00:09:48,631 - Yeah. - Yeah.
242 00:09:48,675 00:09:52,679 - I am so happy that my dad found you. - I am so happy that my dad found you.
243 00:09:52,722 00:09:55,420 - Thank you, honey. - Thank you, honey.
244 00:09:57,901 00:10:00,556 Oh, wow, wow, wow! Oh, wow, wow, wow!
245 00:10:00,600 00:10:02,645 I can't believe I'm meeting your daughter, Neil. I can't believe I'm meeting your daughter, Neil.
246 00:10:02,689 00:10:05,213 - All right. Here, taste this. - All right. Here, taste this.
247 00:10:05,256 00:10:07,084 - Wait, does that have meat in it? - Wait, does that have meat in it?
248 00:10:07,128 00:10:08,695 - It's turkey à la king. - It's turkey à la king.
249 00:10:08,738 00:10:10,000 - Oh, well, I'm vegan. - Oh, well, I'm vegan.
250 00:10:10,044 00:10:12,133 - It has the word turkey in it. - It has the word turkey in it.
251 00:10:12,176 00:10:15,223 - Dad, how could you not know Nicole is vegan? - Dad, how could you not know Nicole is vegan?
252 00:10:15,266 00:10:17,660 I guess I forgot. I guess I forgot.
253 00:10:17,704 00:10:20,184 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Nicole. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Nicole.
254 00:10:20,228 00:10:24,058 Is it--is it hot in here? Let me take your jacket. Is it--is it hot in here? Let me take your jacket.
255 00:10:24,101 00:10:27,235 - Oh, no! Mm. - Oh, no! Mm.
256 00:10:27,278 00:10:30,020 - Ah, okay. What else can I tell you? - Ah, okay. What else can I tell you?
257 00:10:30,064 00:10:33,937 Well, Nicole runs a Pilates studio. Well, Nicole runs a Pilates studio.
258 00:10:33,981 00:10:37,419 - Oh--oh, no, it was Pilates, but we pivoted. - Oh--oh, no, it was Pilates, but we pivoted.
259 00:10:37,462 00:10:40,640 Now we do fairy birthday parties for adults. Now we do fairy birthday parties for adults.
260 00:10:40,683 00:10:42,076 - Ah, okay. - Ah, okay.
261 00:10:42,119 00:10:43,947 - Is it scary to be in love? - Is it scary to be in love?
262 00:10:46,820 00:10:48,082 - Um, I see-- - Um, I see--
263 00:10:48,125 00:10:49,997 I told Orly that I told Orly that
264 00:10:50,040 00:10:54,262 I think that you and I have a nice connection. I think that you and I have a nice connection.
265 00:10:54,305 00:10:56,873 - Yeah, for sure. For sure! - Yeah, for sure. For sure!
266 00:10:56,917 00:10:59,615 - So, how long have you guys known each other? - So, how long have you guys known each other?
267 00:10:59,659 00:11:01,312 - Um, six years? - Um, six years?
268 00:11:01,356 00:11:03,445 - Mm-hmm. - Six years? - Mm-hmm. - Six years?
269 00:11:03,488 00:11:06,535 Wow, I can't believe I haven't met you before. Wow, I can't believe I haven't met you before.
270 00:11:06,578 00:11:10,278 - Well, Nicole lives in Tarzana. - Well, Nicole lives in Tarzana.
271 00:11:10,321 00:11:12,889 - Yeah, and your dad lives here. - Yeah, and your dad lives here.
272 00:11:12,933 00:11:15,152 Wait, do you live here? Wait, do you live here?
273 00:11:15,196 00:11:16,763 I remember your place being nicer. I remember your place being nicer.
274 00:11:16,806 00:11:20,984 - Ah, no, no. I moved here because, you know, - Ah, no, no. I moved here because, you know,
275 00:11:21,028 00:11:22,594 this is where the mayor lives. this is where the mayor lives.
276 00:11:22,638 00:11:25,293 - Right. You work for the mayor? - Right. You work for the mayor?
277 00:11:34,911 00:11:36,783 - Well, thank you for coming. - Well, thank you for coming.
278 00:11:36,826 00:11:38,828 I hope Orly didn't come on too strong. I hope Orly didn't come on too strong.
279 00:11:38,872 00:11:40,874 - Oh, no, she's a doll. - Oh, no, she's a doll.
280 00:11:40,917 00:11:44,268 - I made this for you. - Oh. - I made this for you. - Oh.
281 00:11:44,312 00:11:45,966 Thank you, Orly. Thank you, Orly.
282 00:11:46,009 00:11:47,707 It's gonna go right on the mini fridge. It's gonna go right on the mini fridge.
283 00:11:47,750 00:11:49,578 - Oh, look at that. - Oh, look at that.
284 00:11:49,621 00:11:51,972 - Bye. - Bye.
285 00:11:54,322 00:11:57,281 - You should be ashamed of yourself! - You should be ashamed of yourself!
286 00:11:57,325 00:11:58,630 - I should be ashamed? - I should be ashamed?
287 00:11:58,674 00:12:01,459 You have been slorshing that lady for six years. You have been slorshing that lady for six years.
288 00:12:01,503 00:12:04,201 - Well, is that a term, or are you messing with me - Well, is that a term, or are you messing with me
289 00:12:04,245 00:12:06,421 'cause you know I'm gonna repeat it? 'cause you know I'm gonna repeat it?
290 00:12:06,464 00:12:09,685 Oh, all right, fine, Orly. Yeah, you got me. Oh, all right, fine, Orly. Yeah, you got me.
291 00:12:09,729 00:12:12,122 Nicole is parts before hearts. Nicole is parts before hearts.
292 00:12:12,166 00:12:15,038 But now she thinks this is a real relationship. But now she thinks this is a real relationship.
293 00:12:15,082 00:12:17,475 I'm gonna have to somehow find a way to dig myself I'm gonna have to somehow find a way to dig myself
294 00:12:17,519 00:12:20,043 out of this without hurting her feelings. out of this without hurting her feelings.
295 00:12:20,087 00:12:23,786 And she happens to be one of the neatest ladies that I see. And she happens to be one of the neatest ladies that I see.
296 00:12:23,830 00:12:26,789 - Wait, there are other ladies you see? - Wait, there are other ladies you see?
297 00:12:26,833 00:12:28,878 Do you do this every time I'm away? Do you do this every time I'm away?
298 00:12:28,922 00:12:32,099 - No--what? Hey, you want a new phone? - No--what? Hey, you want a new phone?
299 00:12:32,142 00:12:33,187 - When I came back from camp, - When I came back from camp,
300 00:12:33,230 00:12:34,971 and the hot tub was being cleaned? and the hot tub was being cleaned?
301 00:12:35,015 00:12:37,060 When the eighth-grade ski trip ended early When the eighth-grade ski trip ended early
302 00:12:37,104 00:12:39,497 and I found all those Diet Coke cans in the sauna? and I found all those Diet Coke cans in the sauna?
303 00:12:39,541 00:12:40,716 - Mm... - Mm...
304 00:12:40,760 00:12:42,109 - When I had my wisdom teeth removed, - When I had my wisdom teeth removed,
305 00:12:42,152 00:12:44,328 and I had that dream about Cheryl Tiegs? and I had that dream about Cheryl Tiegs?
306 00:12:44,372 00:12:47,331 - No, that was Cheryl Tiegs. - Oh, my God! - No, that was Cheryl Tiegs. - Oh, my God!
307 00:12:47,375 00:12:50,944 - All right, yes. Yes, I sneak around, Orly, - All right, yes. Yes, I sneak around, Orly,
308 00:12:50,987 00:12:53,163 'cause none of these women are good enough to meet you. 'cause none of these women are good enough to meet you.
309 00:12:53,207 00:12:55,252 - Well, then be sneakier, because I don't wanna - Well, then be sneakier, because I don't wanna
310 00:12:55,296 00:12:57,733 have to deal with this grossness ever again! have to deal with this grossness ever again!
311 00:12:57,777 00:13:00,083 - All right. - All right.
312 00:13:01,868 00:13:04,261 I'm gonna ask you one more question. I'm gonna ask you one more question.
313 00:13:04,305 00:13:08,048 You didn't buy me that too-big Tinkerbell outfit, did you? You didn't buy me that too-big Tinkerbell outfit, did you?
314 00:13:10,050 00:13:13,880 You let me sleep in it all summer! You let me sleep in it all summer!
315 00:13:13,923 00:13:15,229 - Oh, you're mad? - Oh, you're mad?
316 00:13:15,272 00:13:17,492 She's the one who got fired from Disneyland She's the one who got fired from Disneyland
317 00:13:17,535 00:13:19,059 for losing the costume! for losing the costume!
318 00:13:26,675 00:13:30,244 - That was "Shallow" by Bradley Cooper and Stefani Germanotta. - That was "Shallow" by Bradley Cooper and Stefani Germanotta.
319 00:13:30,287 00:13:32,637 I'm still learning, but I'll pick it up quickly, I'm still learning, but I'll pick it up quickly,
320 00:13:32,681 00:13:34,378 'cause I'm kind of a genius. 'cause I'm kind of a genius.
321 00:13:34,422 00:13:36,380 - Oh, you're about as funny as a heart attack. - Oh, you're about as funny as a heart attack.
322 00:13:36,424 00:13:38,382 - You're just jealous 'cause I beat you guys, - You're just jealous 'cause I beat you guys,
323 00:13:38,426 00:13:40,167 despite having Jayden on my team. despite having Jayden on my team.
324 00:13:40,210 00:13:41,821 - What do you mean, despite? - What do you mean, despite?
325 00:13:41,864 00:13:44,258 You think I'm some kinda idiot that can't-- You think I'm some kinda idiot that can't--
326 00:13:45,302 00:13:46,738 Intentional! Intentional!
327 00:13:46,782 00:13:48,653 - Jayden, I'm sorry, but come on. - Jayden, I'm sorry, but come on.
328 00:13:48,697 00:13:50,264 You know I'm LeBron, You know I'm LeBron,
329 00:13:50,307 00:13:53,006 and you're, like, the Laker Vanessa Hudgens hooked up with. and you're, like, the Laker Vanessa Hudgens hooked up with.
330 00:13:53,049 00:13:55,443 - I think you mean Kyle Kuzma. You see? - I think you mean Kyle Kuzma. You see?
331 00:13:55,486 00:13:58,359 You think you were carrying me? I was carrying you! You think you were carrying me? I was carrying you!
332 00:13:58,402 00:14:00,143 I ran the board on discontinued candies I ran the board on discontinued candies
333 00:14:00,187 00:14:01,797 and "Playboy" in the '90s. and "Playboy" in the '90s.
334 00:14:01,841 00:14:03,103 - Ooh, he's got a point. - Ooh, he's got a point.
335 00:14:03,146 00:14:04,887 Maybe Jayden should get the bassoon. Maybe Jayden should get the bassoon.
336 00:14:04,931 00:14:06,236 - Hey, here's a question. - Hey, here's a question.
337 00:14:06,280 00:14:08,891 Who's not on my trivia team anymore--Mikaela! Who's not on my trivia team anymore--Mikaela!
338 00:14:08,935 00:14:10,023 - You didn't give me a chance to answer. - You didn't give me a chance to answer.
339 00:14:10,066 00:14:11,546 - Oh, I knew that one! - Oh, I knew that one!
340 00:14:11,589 00:14:13,940 - Okay, so maybe we settle this definitively tonight! - Okay, so maybe we settle this definitively tonight!
341 00:14:13,983 00:14:15,332 - Well, I'm free. - Well, I'm free.
342 00:14:15,376 00:14:16,812 I finished my section of the budget. I finished my section of the budget.
343 00:14:16,856 00:14:18,379 - Me too. - I did mine. - Me too. - I did mine.
344 00:14:18,422 00:14:19,815 Okay, it's on tonight. Okay, it's on tonight.
345 00:14:19,859 00:14:23,819 Our friend Jax is at Canter's Deli Two in Torrance. Our friend Jax is at Canter's Deli Two in Torrance.
346 00:14:23,863 00:14:25,386 It's every they for themself. It's every they for themself.
347 00:14:28,302 00:14:30,913 - Wow, wow, wow! - Wow, wow, wow!
348 00:14:30,957 00:14:33,698 Two days ago, I did not think I would be visiting your office. Two days ago, I did not think I would be visiting your office.
349 00:14:33,742 00:14:36,571 - Please, sit down. - Okay. - Please, sit down. - Okay.
350 00:14:37,877 00:14:41,706 So, Nicole. So, Nicole.
351 00:14:41,750 00:14:47,147 Boy, these last couple of days have been very special. Boy, these last couple of days have been very special.
352 00:14:47,190 00:14:48,931 - Neil, please stop, stop! - Neil, please stop, stop!
353 00:14:48,975 00:14:50,933 I can't see you anymore. I'm so sorry. I can't see you anymore. I'm so sorry.
354 00:14:50,977 00:14:54,937 - Wait, uh, you can't see me? - Wait, uh, you can't see me?
355 00:14:54,981 00:14:56,286 - Yeah, I mean, you're fun, - Yeah, I mean, you're fun,
356 00:14:56,330 00:14:58,419 but I don't think of us as a serious match. but I don't think of us as a serious match.
357 00:14:58,462 00:15:00,682 You're in my phone as "Short Neil." You're in my phone as "Short Neil."
358 00:15:00,725 00:15:02,205 - You have a taller Neil? - You have a taller Neil?
359 00:15:02,249 00:15:04,033 - I just think we're at different places in our lives. - I just think we're at different places in our lives.
360 00:15:04,077 00:15:06,644 Like, you're looking for a stepmom for your kid, Like, you're looking for a stepmom for your kid,
361 00:15:06,688 00:15:08,951 or a caregiver, someone to drive at night. or a caregiver, someone to drive at night.
362 00:15:08,995 00:15:10,561 I am not that girl. I am not that girl.
363 00:15:10,605 00:15:14,739 I drink at night, and I need to honor that part of myself. I drink at night, and I need to honor that part of myself.
364 00:15:14,783 00:15:17,307 Well, okay. Well, okay.
365 00:15:17,351 00:15:21,137 Yeah, I respect your decision. - Yeah, okay. Yeah, I respect your decision. - Yeah, okay.
366 00:15:21,181 00:15:22,878 - Yeah, but just for the record, sit down for a sec. - Yeah, but just for the record, sit down for a sec.
367 00:15:22,922 00:15:24,793 - Oh, okay. - Oh, okay.
368 00:15:24,836 00:15:27,143 - That's not what I'm looking for. - That's not what I'm looking for.
369 00:15:27,187 00:15:29,711 You know, I enjoy a casual good time. You know, I enjoy a casual good time.
370 00:15:29,754 00:15:30,973 Orly just caught me. Orly just caught me.
371 00:15:31,017 00:15:33,410 - Look, I get it. Your wife just died. - Look, I get it. Your wife just died.
372 00:15:33,454 00:15:34,542 - Well, eight years ago. - Well, eight years ago.
373 00:15:34,585 00:15:36,805 - Oh, and you're still just hooking up? - Oh, and you're still just hooking up?
374 00:15:36,848 00:15:39,764 You're, like, 60. You're, like, 60.
375 00:15:39,808 00:15:42,506 - Yes. What I'm trying to say is, - Yes. What I'm trying to say is,
376 00:15:42,550 00:15:45,248 I'm not looking for a serious relationship either, I'm not looking for a serious relationship either,
377 00:15:45,292 00:15:47,859 because my priority is Orly. because my priority is Orly.
378 00:15:47,903 00:15:49,644 - Okay, but you do realize - Okay, but you do realize
379 00:15:49,687 00:15:52,038 Orly's gonna go off to college in, like, two years, right? Orly's gonna go off to college in, like, two years, right?
380 00:15:52,081 00:15:53,430 - My God. Don't say that. - My God. Don't say that.
381 00:15:53,474 00:15:55,084 - Yeah, and you need to make space for yourself, - Yeah, and you need to make space for yourself,
382 00:15:55,128 00:15:56,520 and your emotional needs. and your emotional needs.
383 00:15:56,564 00:15:59,132 My friend Carly went through this as a single mom. My friend Carly went through this as a single mom.
384 00:15:59,175 00:16:00,481 She wouldn't date for years, She wouldn't date for years,
385 00:16:00,524 00:16:02,004 and then when Baller went off to college, and then when Baller went off to college,
386 00:16:02,048 00:16:04,006 she was like, "Now what, I'm 31." she was like, "Now what, I'm 31."
387 00:16:04,050 00:16:05,573 - Well, maybe I should call Carly. - Well, maybe I should call Carly.
388 00:16:05,616 00:16:07,009 - You do not wanna do that. - You do not wanna do that.
389 00:16:07,053 00:16:08,402 Carly is married to an MMA fighter now. Carly is married to an MMA fighter now.
390 00:16:08,445 00:16:09,533 He will kill you. He will kill you.
391 00:16:09,577 00:16:12,319 But you might wanna ask yourself, But you might wanna ask yourself,
392 00:16:12,362 00:16:16,105 "Why am I so closed off to the possibility of real love?" "Why am I so closed off to the possibility of real love?"
393 00:16:16,149 00:16:18,020 I mean, not with me, because I'm too hot I mean, not with me, because I'm too hot
394 00:16:18,064 00:16:19,413 to be your wife when your eyes go. to be your wife when your eyes go.
395 00:16:19,456 00:16:23,112 It would be a waste. But, you know, in general. It would be a waste. But, you know, in general.
396 00:16:23,156 00:16:28,030 - I guess maybe I use Orly as an excuse. - I guess maybe I use Orly as an excuse.
397 00:16:28,074 00:16:30,554 Because this is easy. Because this is easy.
398 00:16:30,598 00:16:33,383 - But dating at 72, ah! - But dating at 72, ah!
399 00:16:33,427 00:16:37,344 - Oh, my God, sweetie. I'm proud of you! - Oh, my God, sweetie. I'm proud of you!
400 00:16:37,387 00:16:40,042 Also, personal record for me. Also, personal record for me.
401 00:16:40,086 00:16:43,219 - It's just maybe my ship has sailed. - It's just maybe my ship has sailed.
402 00:16:43,263 00:16:45,830 - What, are you kidding? You're a catch. - What, are you kidding? You're a catch.
403 00:16:45,874 00:16:48,746 You're sweet, you're rich. You work for the mayor. You're sweet, you're rich. You work for the mayor.
404 00:16:48,790 00:16:50,052 - I am the mayor. - I am the mayor.
405 00:16:50,096 00:16:53,577 Okay. Okay.
406 00:16:53,621 00:16:55,753 I'm just saying you might be able to find someone I'm just saying you might be able to find someone
407 00:16:55,797 00:16:58,060 really great, if you open your heart to it. really great, if you open your heart to it.
408 00:16:58,104 00:17:00,019 - Thank you, Nicole. - Thank you, Nicole.
409 00:17:00,062 00:17:02,238 And I--you know what, I hope you-- And I--you know what, I hope you--
410 00:17:02,282 00:17:04,284 you find the right person too. you find the right person too.
411 00:17:04,327 00:17:06,329 - Oh, I don't do monogamy. Big Capricorn energy. - Oh, I don't do monogamy. Big Capricorn energy.
412 00:17:06,373 00:17:08,070 Also, my dad had a secret family. Also, my dad had a secret family.
413 00:17:08,114 00:17:09,941 Whatever, it's boring. I gotta go. Whatever, it's boring. I gotta go.
414 00:17:09,985 00:17:12,553 Bye. - Bye. Bye. - Bye.
415 00:17:24,913 00:17:27,176 - Here all alone? - Here all alone?
416 00:17:27,220 00:17:28,656 Sad. Sad.
417 00:17:30,484 00:17:33,313 - Welcome, welcome, quiz heads. How's everybody doing tonight? - Welcome, welcome, quiz heads. How's everybody doing tonight?
418 00:17:33,356 00:17:34,444 - Get to the heat of the meet, Jax. - Get to the heat of the meet, Jax.
419 00:17:34,488 00:17:35,750 - Yeah, we're not here for "Host Chat." - Yeah, we're not here for "Host Chat."
420 00:17:35,793 00:17:37,230 - Sorry, Jax, they're idiots. - Sorry, Jax, they're idiots.
421 00:17:37,273 00:17:38,840 - Yeah, that's Mikaela. - Yeah, that's Mikaela.
422 00:17:38,883 00:17:42,061 I think she's on all the apps, but nothing. I think she's on all the apps, but nothing.
423 00:17:42,104 00:17:44,759 - What did he say? - Doctor Elephant is a she. - What did he say? - Doctor Elephant is a she.
424 00:17:44,802 00:17:46,326 - What is wrong with you people? - What is wrong with you people?
425 00:17:46,369 00:17:48,545 Two nights ago, you were all sitting there together Two nights ago, you were all sitting there together
426 00:17:48,589 00:17:50,678 sharing a dollar chicken like friends. sharing a dollar chicken like friends.
427 00:17:50,721 00:17:52,549 - We're not friends, we're coworkers. - We're not friends, we're coworkers.
428 00:17:52,593 00:17:53,811 - And we did not share that chicken. - And we did not share that chicken.
429 00:17:53,855 00:17:55,683 - It's true. I ate the whole chicken. - It's true. I ate the whole chicken.
430 00:17:55,726 00:17:57,641 - Oh, now you're at separate tables? - Oh, now you're at separate tables?
431 00:17:57,685 00:18:00,383 I mean, what is more important, I mean, what is more important,
432 00:18:00,427 00:18:02,081 your work family, your work family,
433 00:18:02,124 00:18:05,823 or this brand new glow-in-the dark samurai sword or this brand new glow-in-the dark samurai sword
434 00:18:05,867 00:18:08,130 that my son says he's "too old" for, that my son says he's "too old" for,
435 00:18:08,174 00:18:12,352 and if I were "around more, I'd know that"? and if I were "around more, I'd know that"?
436 00:18:12,395 00:18:16,269 Anyway, that's the prize tonight. Anyway, that's the prize tonight.
437 00:18:16,312 00:18:18,227 First question! First question!
438 00:18:18,271 00:18:20,621 Believe it or not, the city of Los Angeles Believe it or not, the city of Los Angeles
439 00:18:20,664 00:18:23,754 spends $7.3 million every year just on this, spends $7.3 million every year just on this,
440 00:18:23,798 00:18:25,800 also known as "shoefitti"? also known as "shoefitti"?
441 00:18:25,843 00:18:27,758 - Cutting down sneakers from electrical wires! - Cutting down sneakers from electrical wires!
442 00:18:27,802 00:18:29,369 - Correct! - Yes! - Correct! - Yes!
443 00:18:29,412 00:18:31,327 Street maintenance was in my section of the budget proof. Street maintenance was in my section of the budget proof.
444 00:18:31,371 00:18:34,243 - What--no, shoefitti removal was in my part. - What--no, shoefitti removal was in my part.
445 00:18:34,287 00:18:35,940 I proofed pages 1 through 120. I proofed pages 1 through 120.
446 00:18:35,984 00:18:37,768 We split it up by seniority, We split it up by seniority,
447 00:18:37,812 00:18:40,119 and Chief of Staff is the highest. and Chief of Staff is the highest.
448 00:18:40,162 00:18:42,773 - Yeah, but I'm the Chair of the Budget Committee, - Yeah, but I'm the Chair of the Budget Committee,
449 00:18:42,817 00:18:44,166 so I'm kinda, like, your king. so I'm kinda, like, your king.
450 00:18:44,210 00:18:47,082 - Are you two serious? I proofed section one. - Are you two serious? I proofed section one.
451 00:18:47,126 00:18:49,693 I've been at city hall longer than all of you combined. I've been at city hall longer than all of you combined.
452 00:18:49,737 00:18:52,043 - I thought I could go first because it's my birthday! - I thought I could go first because it's my birthday!
453 00:18:52,087 00:18:54,133 - Crap on a cracker. - We didn't finish the budget! - Crap on a cracker. - We didn't finish the budget!
454 00:18:54,176 00:18:55,830 - We've got 400 pages left to go! - We've got 400 pages left to go!
455 00:18:55,873 00:18:58,180 - It's due tomorrow! - It's due tomorrow!
456 00:18:59,834 00:19:02,141 Question two! Question two!
457 00:19:02,184 00:19:05,187 Are my son and I ever gonna be okay? Are my son and I ever gonna be okay?
458 00:19:05,231 00:19:06,710 - He loves you. - He loves you.
459 00:19:06,754 00:19:08,799 Just stop taking your feelings about his mom out on him. Just stop taking your feelings about his mom out on him.
460 00:19:08,843 00:19:11,324 Also, make a consistent schedule and stick to it! Also, make a consistent schedule and stick to it!
461 00:19:13,543 00:19:15,937 - Oh, wait, wait. Wait a second. - Oh, wait, wait. Wait a second.
462 00:19:15,980 00:19:17,243 Okay. Okay.
463 00:19:17,286 00:19:19,854 - Oh, my God. Why are you hugging Mom's urn? - Oh, my God. Why are you hugging Mom's urn?
464 00:19:19,897 00:19:21,682 - So women know I'm not divorced. - So women know I'm not divorced.
465 00:19:21,725 00:19:23,379 - This just looks like you murdered Mom, - This just looks like you murdered Mom,
466 00:19:23,423 00:19:25,990 and are kind of bragging that you got away with it. and are kind of bragging that you got away with it.
467 00:19:26,034 00:19:27,905 - Good note. - Good note.
468 00:19:27,949 00:19:31,126 Okay, so, should I show a lot of teeth when I smile? Okay, so, should I show a lot of teeth when I smile?
469 00:19:31,170 00:19:33,694 I'm kinda proud of my gum health. I'm kinda proud of my gum health.
470 00:19:33,737 00:19:36,175 - Dad, just be normal. - Dad, just be normal.
471 00:19:37,741 00:19:40,048 I don't know. I don't know.
472 00:19:40,091 00:19:41,223 - There he is! - There he is!
473 00:19:41,267 00:19:43,573 Okay, now where do we wanna put this? Okay, now where do we wanna put this?
474 00:19:43,617 00:19:45,096 You're the mayor, so you need some privacy. You're the mayor, so you need some privacy.
475 00:19:45,140 00:19:47,055 - Well, I already signed up for Postmates. - Well, I already signed up for Postmates.
476 00:19:47,098 00:19:51,581 - Dad, that's a food thing. For restaurants. - Dad, that's a food thing. For restaurants.
477 00:19:51,625 00:19:53,540 - So when I checked Cuban, Asian, - So when I checked Cuban, Asian,
478 00:19:53,583 00:19:55,455 and New American, that was all food? and New American, that was all food?
479 00:19:55,498 00:19:56,978 - Ew, what? - Ew, what?
480 00:19:57,021 00:19:59,894 Okay, let's try Graya. It's like old people's Raya. Okay, let's try Graya. It's like old people's Raya.
481 00:19:59,937 00:20:02,244 Let's pick an appropriate age range. Let's pick an appropriate age range.
482 00:20:02,288 00:20:03,680 55 to-- 55 to--
483 00:20:03,724 00:20:05,334 - 35? - 75. - 35? - 75.
484 00:20:05,378 00:20:06,857 God. God.
485 00:20:06,901 00:20:10,687 All right, yes, yes. Go ahead and hit send. All right, yes, yes. Go ahead and hit send.
486 00:20:10,731 00:20:13,647 - Save, but good job. - Save, but good job.
487 00:20:13,690 00:20:16,084 I'm really proud of you. I'm really proud of you.
488 00:20:16,127 00:20:19,174 It's probably Postmates. It's probably Postmates.
489 00:20:19,218 00:20:21,263 We're gonna be eating a lot of healthy Armenian We're gonna be eating a lot of healthy Armenian
490 00:20:21,307 00:20:22,830 the next couple of days. the next couple of days.
491 00:20:22,873 00:20:25,354 Ooh, that's a nice one. Ooh, that's a nice one.
492 00:20:25,398 00:20:27,661 Hey, ho. Hey, ho.
493 00:20:27,704 00:20:29,271 - Here's your budget. - Here's your budget.
494 00:20:29,315 00:20:30,925 Checked, re-checked, Checked, re-checked,
495 00:20:30,968 00:20:33,275 and then we got a little crazy and checked it again. and then we got a little crazy and checked it again.
496 00:20:33,319 00:20:35,495 - But the important thing is, we did it together, - But the important thing is, we did it together,
497 00:20:35,538 00:20:37,366 and we're all the smartest. and we're all the smartest.
498 00:20:37,410 00:20:40,021 And at midnight, we did Bloody Mary in the mirror! And at midnight, we did Bloody Mary in the mirror!
499 00:20:40,064 00:20:42,806 - Only Jayden did that, sir, and he soiled himself. - Only Jayden did that, sir, and he soiled himself.
500 00:20:42,850 00:20:45,592 - I got these out of a lost and found. - I got these out of a lost and found.
501 00:20:45,635 00:20:48,769 - Hey, Tommy. Ooh! - Hey, Tommy. Ooh!
502 00:20:48,812 00:20:50,901 Do you usually straighten your hair? Do you usually straighten your hair?
503 00:20:50,945 00:20:53,252 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
504 00:20:53,295 00:20:57,125 She poofed! This is why I left London. She poofed! This is why I left London.
505 00:20:59,170 00:21:01,825 - Anyway, great job, you guys. Thank you very much. - Anyway, great job, you guys. Thank you very much.
506 00:21:01,869 00:21:05,655 One tiny note. One tiny note.
507 00:21:05,699 00:21:08,702 Cover page says "City Bulget." Cover page says "City Bulget."
508 00:21:08,745 00:21:10,486 Tommy! Tommy!
509 00:21:10,530 00:21:12,923 - All right, back to work. - All right, back to work.
510 00:21:12,967 00:21:15,839 Jayden, do your thing. Jayden, do your thing.
511 00:21:21,600 00:21:23,600 Corrected by == Flatto (subscene.com) == Corrected by == Flatto (subscene.com) ==