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1 | 00:00:10,280 | 00:00:11,120 | Creep. | Creep. |
2 | 00:00:13,680 | 00:00:15,560 | Indian chicks have got no chill, man! | Indian chicks have got no chill, man! |
3 | 00:00:17,600 | 00:00:18,880 | What the fuck did you do? | What the fuck did you do? |
4 | 00:00:22,400 | 00:00:24,400 | What the fuck did I do to deserve this? | What the fuck did I do to deserve this? |
5 | 00:00:25,560 | 00:00:28,680 | You know, everyone is here for a reason. | You know, everyone is here for a reason. |
6 | 00:00:28,760 | 00:00:31,320 | {\an8}Some are here to study and others, to date. | {\an8}Some are here to study and others, to date. |
7 | 00:00:31,400 | 00:00:32,920 | {\an8}Someone wants a wife. | {\an8}Someone wants a wife. |
8 | 00:00:33,000 | 00:00:35,280 | {\an8}But I want WiFi. | {\an8}But I want WiFi. |
9 | 00:00:36,480 | 00:00:40,640 | {\an8}Because the internet speed in Jaipur is slower than these dimwits. | {\an8}Because the internet speed in Jaipur is slower than these dimwits. |
10 | 00:00:41,240 | 00:00:44,160 | I wish I was back home, in California, bro. | I wish I was back home, in California, bro. |
11 | 00:00:44,800 | 00:00:46,520 | I'd open for gigs in Moe's, | I'd open for gigs in Moe's, |
12 | 00:00:46,600 | 00:00:50,440 | chill at Ryan's party, chat up with Phoebe from computer science. | chill at Ryan's party, chat up with Phoebe from computer science. |
13 | 00:00:50,520 | 00:00:52,440 | That's what summer is. | That's what summer is. |
14 | 00:00:52,520 | 00:00:54,960 | This is not summer, this is suffer. | This is not summer, this is suffer. |
15 | 00:00:55,040 | 00:00:56,560 | -Hello! -Hello. Hello. | -Hello! -Hello. Hello. |
16 | 00:00:56,640 | 00:00:59,400 | There's a line. We've been waiting for an hour. | There's a line. We've been waiting for an hour. |
17 | 00:00:59,480 | 00:01:01,040 | I've been waiting a long time, too. | I've been waiting a long time, too. |
18 | 00:01:01,120 | 00:01:02,720 | Where were you? Where? | Where were you? Where? |
19 | 00:01:02,800 | 00:01:04,280 | -Her again? -Here, in line. | -Her again? -Here, in line. |
20 | 00:01:04,360 | 00:01:06,040 | -That's the line. -What's her problem? | -That's the line. -What's her problem? |
21 | 00:01:06,120 | 00:01:08,960 | I have to tolerate these psychos for three months. | I have to tolerate these psychos for three months. |
22 | 00:01:09,040 | 00:01:11,800 | -We've been here for an hour. -Fuck my life. | -We've been here for an hour. -Fuck my life. |
23 | 00:01:11,880 | 00:01:14,160 | Mental note: Stay away from her. | Mental note: Stay away from her. |
24 | 00:01:14,240 | 00:01:15,160 | She is bad news. | She is bad news. |
25 | 00:01:15,240 | 00:01:16,880 | -Wait! This is not about girls. -Hey! | -Wait! This is not about girls. -Hey! |
26 | 00:01:16,960 | 00:01:20,120 | -You're bothering her. -Don't talk about feminism. | -You're bothering her. -Don't talk about feminism. |
27 | 00:01:20,200 | 00:01:22,080 | What do you mean? There are rules... | What do you mean? There are rules... |
28 | 00:01:22,160 | 00:01:26,280 | I swear to God, this feels like an extended episode of Man vs. Wild. | I swear to God, this feels like an extended episode of Man vs. Wild. |
29 | 00:01:27,520 | 00:01:29,840 | And the entire credit goes to... | And the entire credit goes to... |
30 | 00:01:29,920 | 00:01:31,520 | MOM CALLING... | MOM CALLING... |
31 | 00:01:31,600 | 00:01:33,960 | -Hey, Mom. -Harsh. | -Hey, Mom. -Harsh. |
32 | 00:01:34,040 | 00:01:35,880 | What is this three-month course thing? | What is this three-month course thing? |
33 | 00:01:35,960 | 00:01:38,520 | You don't seem to care about your studies when you're here. | You don't seem to care about your studies when you're here. |
34 | 00:01:38,600 | 00:01:40,840 | Please be more understanding, son. | Please be more understanding, son. |
35 | 00:01:40,920 | 00:01:43,880 | Your grandparents are not going to be around forever. | Your grandparents are not going to be around forever. |
36 | 00:01:43,960 | 00:01:46,680 | -You must spend quality time with them. -Yeah, Mom. | -You must spend quality time with them. -Yeah, Mom. |
37 | 00:01:46,760 | 00:01:49,880 | Every quality second I spend away from them shatters my soul. | Every quality second I spend away from them shatters my soul. |
38 | 00:01:49,960 | 00:01:52,960 | Does Grandpa need me? Every day he asks me to fix his Tata Sky Dish. | Does Grandpa need me? Every day he asks me to fix his Tata Sky Dish. |
39 | 00:01:53,040 | 00:01:54,680 | Up. A little more... | Up. A little more... |
40 | 00:01:55,360 | 00:01:57,320 | -This way? -Down, a little... | -This way? -Down, a little... |
41 | 00:01:57,400 | 00:01:59,600 | Down? That's... | Down? That's... |
42 | 00:02:00,480 | 00:02:02,720 | -Okay. -A little bit more. | -Okay. -A little bit more. |
43 | 00:02:02,800 | 00:02:05,680 | Grandpa, I don't think it works that way. I gotta be honest. | Grandpa, I don't think it works that way. I gotta be honest. |
44 | 00:02:05,760 | 00:02:08,600 | Grandma loves me so much, every day she has a new name for me. | Grandma loves me so much, every day she has a new name for me. |
45 | 00:02:08,680 | 00:02:10,920 | -Himesh, dear... -Harsh. | -Himesh, dear... -Harsh. |
46 | 00:02:11,000 | 00:02:13,160 | Show your handwriting to Anju. | Show your handwriting to Anju. |
47 | 00:02:14,200 | 00:02:17,920 | When he was in third grade, there was a handwriting competition, | When he was in third grade, there was a handwriting competition, |
48 | 00:02:18,000 | 00:02:19,800 | and he won second place. | and he won second place. |
49 | 00:02:19,880 | 00:02:23,480 | {\an8}-He is our gem! Hiren. -Harsh. | {\an8}-He is our gem! Hiren. -Harsh. |
50 | 00:02:24,000 | 00:02:25,320 | Take a look... | Take a look... |
51 | 00:02:25,400 | 00:02:28,120 | Seriously, what have you gotten me into, Mom? | Seriously, what have you gotten me into, Mom? |
52 | 00:02:30,200 | 00:02:33,280 | I don't know. It's not very cool, bro. | I don't know. It's not very cool, bro. |
53 | 00:02:33,360 | 00:02:37,840 | It's like I'm in an escape room with no escape. | It's like I'm in an escape room with no escape. |
54 | 00:02:44,040 | 00:02:47,200 | That's why I have to go to that shit-hole institute. | That's why I have to go to that shit-hole institute. |
55 | 00:02:47,280 | 00:02:51,480 | At least I can download some educational videos there. | At least I can download some educational videos there. |
56 | 00:02:51,560 | 00:02:54,800 | Just me and my teacher, Miss Mia Malkova. | Just me and my teacher, Miss Mia Malkova. |
57 | 00:03:15,240 | 00:03:16,320 | My beloved! | My beloved! |
58 | 00:03:17,320 | 00:03:18,960 | I have a small house. | I have a small house. |
59 | 00:03:19,680 | 00:03:21,480 | My elderly grandmother resides there. | My elderly grandmother resides there. |
60 | 00:03:21,560 | 00:03:25,560 | Would you like to marry her grandson? | Would you like to marry her grandson? |
61 | 00:03:27,880 | 00:03:30,120 | Yes. Yes. | Yes. Yes. |
62 | 00:03:31,320 | 00:03:32,160 | Yes! | Yes! |
63 | 00:03:38,520 | 00:03:42,920 | O Lord of the Universe! Mighty Lord of the Universe! | O Lord of the Universe! Mighty Lord of the Universe! |
64 | 00:03:45,680 | 00:03:46,680 | Rishi! | Rishi! |
65 | 00:03:47,880 | 00:03:49,000 | Did you meet Dimple? | Did you meet Dimple? |
66 | 00:03:54,720 | 00:03:56,720 | Now you're laughing at me, too, Grandma. | Now you're laughing at me, too, Grandma. |
67 | 00:03:58,760 | 00:04:02,680 | Grandma! The coffee date went pretty well. Her family will definitely accept him. | Grandma! The coffee date went pretty well. Her family will definitely accept him. |
68 | 00:04:04,560 | 00:04:07,520 | Grandma, her parents will call you very soon, | Grandma, her parents will call you very soon, |
69 | 00:04:07,600 | 00:04:09,840 | saying "We have rejected your grandson." | saying "We have rejected your grandson." |
70 | 00:04:09,920 | 00:04:10,880 | Dear... | Dear... |
71 | 00:04:11,520 | 00:04:15,080 | You started flirting with her without introducing yourself. | You started flirting with her without introducing yourself. |
72 | 00:04:15,160 | 00:04:17,360 | But she must have seen my photo, Grandma. | But she must have seen my photo, Grandma. |
73 | 00:04:17,440 | 00:04:20,400 | You look a lot more handsome than you do in your photo. | You look a lot more handsome than you do in your photo. |
74 | 00:04:21,720 | 00:04:23,640 | Let her calm down today. | Let her calm down today. |
75 | 00:04:24,600 | 00:04:26,400 | Start all over again tomorrow. | Start all over again tomorrow. |
76 | 00:04:27,600 | 00:04:30,760 | Okay. I will try again tomorrow. | Okay. I will try again tomorrow. |
77 | 00:04:31,400 | 00:04:32,240 | Rishi? | Rishi? |
78 | 00:04:34,040 | 00:04:35,200 | Did you like Dimple? | Did you like Dimple? |
79 | 00:05:02,200 | 00:05:04,200 | Do you use coconut shampoo? | Do you use coconut shampoo? |
80 | 00:05:04,920 | 00:05:05,760 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
81 | 00:05:06,640 | 00:05:08,000 | It's lovely, I'm allergic. | It's lovely, I'm allergic. |
82 | 00:05:08,640 | 00:05:09,480 | What? | What? |
83 | 00:05:27,080 | 00:05:28,480 | Talk to her. | Talk to her. |
84 | 00:05:31,080 | 00:05:34,280 | -Sorry, we got off on the wrong foot-- -What is your problem? | -Sorry, we got off on the wrong foot-- -What is your problem? |
85 | 00:05:34,840 | 00:05:36,160 | I'm Rishi. | I'm Rishi. |
86 | 00:05:36,240 | 00:05:39,360 | I mean, that's not my problem. That's my name. Rishi. | I mean, that's not my problem. That's my name. Rishi. |
87 | 00:05:41,600 | 00:05:42,520 | Rishi Singh. | Rishi Singh. |
88 | 00:05:43,360 | 00:05:44,200 | So? | So? |
89 | 00:05:46,640 | 00:05:48,160 | Rishi Singh Shekhawat! | Rishi Singh Shekhawat! |
90 | 00:05:54,000 | 00:05:56,160 | Aren't you Dimple Ahuja? | Aren't you Dimple Ahuja? |
91 | 00:05:56,240 | 00:05:57,560 | How do you know my name? | How do you know my name? |
92 | 00:05:58,080 | 00:06:01,440 | -Are you stalking me? -No, your mom... | -Are you stalking me? -No, your mom... |
93 | 00:06:04,080 | 00:06:05,960 | She set us up. | She set us up. |
94 | 00:06:12,560 | 00:06:14,800 | To become your future wife? | To become your future wife? |
95 | 00:06:17,400 | 00:06:18,960 | You didn't know? | You didn't know? |
96 | 00:06:19,960 | 00:06:21,960 | You didn't know. | You didn't know. |
97 | 00:06:23,720 | 00:06:25,800 | Sorry. I'm sorry. | Sorry. I'm sorry. |
98 | 00:06:33,560 | 00:06:34,480 | Hello. | Hello. |
99 | 00:06:35,480 | 00:06:36,320 | Hi. | Hi. |
100 | 00:06:38,360 | 00:06:39,600 | Myself 41. | Myself 41. |
101 | 00:06:42,160 | 00:06:43,200 | Zeenat. | Zeenat. |
102 | 00:06:45,000 | 00:06:46,680 | Myself Zeenat Karim. | Myself Zeenat Karim. |
103 | 00:06:47,840 | 00:06:49,400 | Pleased to meet you, Karim. | Pleased to meet you, Karim. |
104 | 00:06:50,800 | 00:06:52,480 | Myself 36. | Myself 36. |
105 | 00:06:59,840 | 00:07:01,880 | You must be nervous, too? | You must be nervous, too? |
106 | 00:07:03,160 | 00:07:04,680 | Among all these children... | Among all these children... |
107 | 00:07:04,760 | 00:07:05,600 | No. | No. |
108 | 00:07:06,360 | 00:07:08,040 | They should be nervous. | They should be nervous. |
109 | 00:07:11,280 | 00:07:14,960 | Sid, sir, may I take this opportunity to get your autograph, please? | Sid, sir, may I take this opportunity to get your autograph, please? |
110 | 00:07:19,280 | 00:07:21,720 | Where did you get this? Even I don't have this. | Where did you get this? Even I don't have this. |
111 | 00:07:22,480 | 00:07:24,640 | Sir, this is the very first edition. | Sir, this is the very first edition. |
112 | 00:07:24,720 | 00:07:27,480 | I am your biggest fan. Very big fan, sir. | I am your biggest fan. Very big fan, sir. |
113 | 00:07:31,640 | 00:07:35,880 | -What's your name? -I'm Mohit Mohan Mohite, sir. Momo. | -What's your name? -I'm Mohit Mohan Mohite, sir. Momo. |
114 | 00:07:41,120 | 00:07:42,280 | I think I'll keep this. | I think I'll keep this. |
115 | 00:07:48,200 | 00:07:49,200 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
116 | 00:07:54,440 | 00:07:56,760 | Are you a celebrity? | Are you a celebrity? |
117 | 00:07:58,640 | 00:07:59,640 | Here, I am. | Here, I am. |
118 | 00:08:01,800 | 00:08:02,800 | Guys. | Guys. |
119 | 00:08:03,960 | 00:08:06,160 | My name is Siddharth Sinha. Sid. | My name is Siddharth Sinha. Sid. |
120 | 00:08:06,240 | 00:08:07,920 | MOM - Mummy, pick up the phone. Mummyyy!!! | MOM - Mummy, pick up the phone. Mummyyy!!! |
121 | 00:08:08,000 | 00:08:10,400 | The world's biggest tech company is Apple. | The world's biggest tech company is Apple. |
122 | 00:08:10,480 | 00:08:12,040 | -Is he our teacher? -Yes. | -Is he our teacher? -Yes. |
123 | 00:08:12,120 | 00:08:16,880 | There was once somebody who owned 150,000 shares of Apple. | There was once somebody who owned 150,000 shares of Apple. |
124 | 00:08:16,960 | 00:08:18,600 | Someone that you'll never expect. | Someone that you'll never expect. |
125 | 00:08:19,640 | 00:08:21,080 | -Who was that? -Sir. | -Who was that? -Sir. |
126 | 00:08:22,560 | 00:08:24,120 | -Ahuja, right? -Yes, sir. | -Ahuja, right? -Yes, sir. |
127 | 00:08:24,680 | 00:08:28,480 | Sir, Apple almost went bankrupt in 1997. | Sir, Apple almost went bankrupt in 1997. |
128 | 00:08:28,560 | 00:08:30,920 | That's when someone gave 150 million dollars-- | That's when someone gave 150 million dollars-- |
129 | 00:08:31,000 | 00:08:31,880 | Ahuja. | Ahuja. |
130 | 00:08:32,680 | 00:08:33,760 | The name, not the story. | The name, not the story. |
131 | 00:08:34,400 | 00:08:35,240 | Sir. | Sir. |
132 | 00:08:36,160 | 00:08:37,000 | Bill Gates. | Bill Gates. |
133 | 00:08:37,080 | 00:08:41,840 | Bill Gates. Microsoft saves its biggest competitor. | Bill Gates. Microsoft saves its biggest competitor. |
134 | 00:08:41,920 | 00:08:43,360 | What did you learn, Katyal? | What did you learn, Katyal? |
135 | 00:08:46,480 | 00:08:49,200 | -That the competition should be healthy. -Exactly. | -That the competition should be healthy. -Exactly. |
136 | 00:08:49,760 | 00:08:53,240 | Over the next three months, I will pair you up in teams of two, | Over the next three months, I will pair you up in teams of two, |
137 | 00:08:53,320 | 00:08:55,280 | and each team will make an app. | and each team will make an app. |
138 | 00:08:55,360 | 00:08:58,360 | In the end, the team with the best app... | In the end, the team with the best app... |
139 | 00:08:59,520 | 00:09:01,280 | will get a really cool internship. | will get a really cool internship. |
140 | 00:09:01,360 | 00:09:03,800 | -Excited? -Yes, sir. | -Excited? -Yes, sir. |
141 | 00:09:05,200 | 00:09:06,480 | Hey, Agarwal! | Hey, Agarwal! |
142 | 00:09:07,280 | 00:09:08,480 | Hi! | Hi! |
143 | 00:09:08,560 | 00:09:10,000 | -Hi! -Welcome. | -Hi! -Welcome. |
144 | 00:09:10,560 | 00:09:12,600 | -Thank you. -I have heard that | -Thank you. -I have heard that |
145 | 00:09:12,680 | 00:09:15,440 | quite a few people are downloading naughty stuff on college Wi-Fi. | quite a few people are downloading naughty stuff on college Wi-Fi. |
146 | 00:09:16,800 | 00:09:18,080 | Missing America way too much? | Missing America way too much? |
147 | 00:09:18,640 | 00:09:21,080 | But you know what? You can get ahead of everyone. | But you know what? You can get ahead of everyone. |
148 | 00:09:21,160 | 00:09:22,400 | By watching porn? | By watching porn? |
149 | 00:09:23,240 | 00:09:24,080 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
150 | 00:09:25,080 | 00:09:25,920 | You guys know, right? | You guys know, right? |
151 | 00:09:26,000 | 00:09:30,600 | Porn is one of the biggest contributors to the success of internet. | Porn is one of the biggest contributors to the success of internet. |
152 | 00:09:30,680 | 00:09:33,440 | Video streaming began with porn. | Video streaming began with porn. |
153 | 00:09:33,520 | 00:09:37,840 | Online transactions also began with porn. | Online transactions also began with porn. |
154 | 00:09:37,920 | 00:09:41,680 | That's because sex drives the entire human race, sir. | That's because sex drives the entire human race, sir. |
155 | 00:09:41,760 | 00:09:43,160 | What? I don't agree. | What? I don't agree. |
156 | 00:09:43,240 | 00:09:47,400 | Sir, I don't think it's because of the adult film industry. | Sir, I don't think it's because of the adult film industry. |
157 | 00:09:47,480 | 00:09:50,800 | I think progress happens when we see a problem not as a problem | I think progress happens when we see a problem not as a problem |
158 | 00:09:50,880 | 00:09:52,360 | but as an opportunity. | but as an opportunity. |
159 | 00:09:52,960 | 00:09:55,080 | We have a Nandini Nahata fangirl in the class. | We have a Nandini Nahata fangirl in the class. |
160 | 00:09:56,120 | 00:09:58,600 | Ahuja, even I have seen Nandini Nahata's TED Talks. | Ahuja, even I have seen Nandini Nahata's TED Talks. |
161 | 00:09:59,280 | 00:10:02,160 | -To be honest, they're very helpful. -Yeah. | -To be honest, they're very helpful. -Yeah. |
162 | 00:10:03,040 | 00:10:05,920 | When I can't sleep, I put one on. It puts me to sleep in no time. | When I can't sleep, I put one on. It puts me to sleep in no time. |
163 | 00:10:09,440 | 00:10:11,760 | Okay, everyone has their app idea ready? | Okay, everyone has their app idea ready? |
164 | 00:10:11,840 | 00:10:14,240 | -Who wants to entertain me first? -Sir! | -Who wants to entertain me first? -Sir! |
165 | 00:10:18,120 | 00:10:19,120 | Ramaswamy. | Ramaswamy. |
166 | 00:10:19,680 | 00:10:21,160 | Visualize your app. | Visualize your app. |
167 | 00:10:22,000 | 00:10:26,520 | Sir, this is a dating app where you will have to impress a girl. | Sir, this is a dating app where you will have to impress a girl. |
168 | 00:10:26,600 | 00:10:29,280 | But in 140 characters or less. | But in 140 characters or less. |
169 | 00:10:29,360 | 00:10:32,480 | Basically the combination of Twitter and Tinder, Twinder. | Basically the combination of Twitter and Tinder, Twinder. |
170 | 00:10:32,560 | 00:10:33,640 | Let me demonstrate. | Let me demonstrate. |
171 | 00:10:35,680 | 00:10:38,680 | {\an8}Ms. Shahana, I am a very progressive guy. | {\an8}Ms. Shahana, I am a very progressive guy. |
172 | 00:10:38,760 | 00:10:41,000 | {\an8}I am fully feminist towards females. | {\an8}I am fully feminist towards females. |
173 | 00:10:41,080 | 00:10:43,960 | {\an8}I'm also a gentle lover. | {\an8}I'm also a gentle lover. |
174 | 00:10:44,720 | 00:10:47,160 | {\an8}Most important thing about me is that I... | {\an8}Most important thing about me is that I... |
175 | 00:10:52,040 | 00:10:53,920 | -Rejected. -Sir... | -Rejected. -Sir... |
176 | 00:10:54,000 | 00:10:56,160 | Did the girl reject me or did you reject the app? | Did the girl reject me or did you reject the app? |
177 | 00:10:56,240 | 00:10:57,200 | Both. | Both. |
178 | 00:10:57,800 | 00:10:59,440 | -Twinder. -Twinder. | -Twinder. -Twinder. |
179 | 00:10:59,520 | 00:11:00,360 | Next? | Next? |
180 | 00:11:00,440 | 00:11:03,200 | -Sir, I've got an app. -Tamang! | -Sir, I've got an app. -Tamang! |
181 | 00:11:06,160 | 00:11:07,000 | Pandu! | Pandu! |
182 | 00:11:08,200 | 00:11:13,280 | It's basically a really cool app that tells you where the cops are. | It's basically a really cool app that tells you where the cops are. |
183 | 00:11:14,280 | 00:11:16,800 | In case you're driving to plan drunk. | In case you're driving to plan drunk. |
184 | 00:11:16,880 | 00:11:19,440 | Pandu on the right. Please take left. | Pandu on the right. Please take left. |
185 | 00:11:19,520 | 00:11:24,400 | Hey, Tamang! What if the app says go left, but you're too drunk and you go right? | Hey, Tamang! What if the app says go left, but you're too drunk and you go right? |
186 | 00:11:24,480 | 00:11:25,960 | Should I fine you for a bad idea? | Should I fine you for a bad idea? |
187 | 00:11:28,000 | 00:11:29,240 | You guys can leave now. | You guys can leave now. |
188 | 00:11:29,320 | 00:11:30,400 | Explore Jaipur. | Explore Jaipur. |
189 | 00:11:31,520 | 00:11:32,440 | Do whatever. | Do whatever. |
190 | 00:11:33,480 | 00:11:35,960 | And come back with a photo. | And come back with a photo. |
191 | 00:11:36,600 | 00:11:38,320 | It better not be a selfie. | It better not be a selfie. |
192 | 00:11:38,400 | 00:11:42,160 | A photo that shows me, that tells me who you are. | A photo that shows me, that tells me who you are. |
193 | 00:11:42,240 | 00:11:45,120 | Find yourself here. | Find yourself here. |
194 | 00:11:46,040 | 00:11:47,200 | And who knows? | And who knows? |
195 | 00:11:48,200 | 00:11:49,840 | Something might just click. | Something might just click. |
196 | 00:11:51,160 | 00:11:52,160 | And, yeah... | And, yeah... |
197 | 00:11:53,520 | 00:11:54,960 | Don't take it lightly. | Don't take it lightly. |
198 | 00:11:56,840 | 00:11:59,280 | Because on the basis of your photographs, | Because on the basis of your photographs, |
199 | 00:11:59,360 | 00:12:01,600 | I will make the teams. | I will make the teams. |
200 | 00:12:01,680 | 00:12:04,360 | And these teams will work together for three months. | And these teams will work together for three months. |
201 | 00:12:05,960 | 00:12:07,840 | Sid has given us the full day. | Sid has given us the full day. |
202 | 00:12:07,920 | 00:12:10,600 | Come, I will show you Jaipur through video call. | Come, I will show you Jaipur through video call. |
203 | 00:12:10,680 | 00:12:12,520 | Right now, this is my nap time. | Right now, this is my nap time. |
204 | 00:12:13,640 | 00:12:17,280 | I'll go in the evening. I'll take photos that are so fantastic, | I'll go in the evening. I'll take photos that are so fantastic, |
205 | 00:12:17,360 | 00:12:21,480 | Sid will give me a scholarship first, then an internship, | Sid will give me a scholarship first, then an internship, |
206 | 00:12:21,560 | 00:12:24,040 | and, in the future, a 49-51 partnership. | and, in the future, a 49-51 partnership. |
207 | 00:12:24,120 | 00:12:28,520 | Awesome! Here you go, Harsh Agarwal. Welcome to 45 degrees Celsius. | Awesome! Here you go, Harsh Agarwal. Welcome to 45 degrees Celsius. |
208 | 00:12:28,600 | 00:12:30,560 | -One-fifty rupees, sir. -One-fifty is a lot, man. | -One-fifty rupees, sir. -One-fifty is a lot, man. |
209 | 00:12:30,640 | 00:12:32,880 | Mr. Naughty America, hub of porn! | Mr. Naughty America, hub of porn! |
210 | 00:12:32,960 | 00:12:34,600 | Twenty degrees Celsius. Much better. | Twenty degrees Celsius. Much better. |
211 | 00:12:34,680 | 00:12:36,240 | Poor man's Vincent Chase. Hurry up. | Poor man's Vincent Chase. Hurry up. |
212 | 00:12:36,320 | 00:12:37,720 | At least you will be cool mentally. | At least you will be cool mentally. |
213 | 00:12:37,800 | 00:12:38,640 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
214 | 00:12:38,720 | 00:12:40,680 | Not such a bad start to the course, I guess. | Not such a bad start to the course, I guess. |
215 | 00:12:51,040 | 00:12:52,080 | Dimple! | Dimple! |
216 | 00:12:53,960 | 00:12:54,800 | Dimple! | Dimple! |
217 | 00:12:59,000 | 00:13:00,640 | Can I come with you? | Can I come with you? |
218 | 00:13:01,320 | 00:13:02,720 | I hope you don't mind. | I hope you don't mind. |
219 | 00:13:02,800 | 00:13:04,320 | -Sure. -Is tripling okay with you? | -Sure. -Is tripling okay with you? |
220 | 00:13:04,880 | 00:13:08,280 | Your boobies feeling me Her boobies feeling you | Your boobies feeling me Her boobies feeling you |
221 | 00:13:08,360 | 00:13:10,120 | Shut up. Okay, let's go. | Shut up. Okay, let's go. |
222 | 00:13:11,400 | 00:13:12,320 | Rishi, look! | Rishi, look! |
223 | 00:13:13,160 | 00:13:15,800 | Namrata, this is a bad idea. Please leave her alone. | Namrata, this is a bad idea. Please leave her alone. |
224 | 00:13:15,880 | 00:13:17,520 | They're our guests in Rajasthan, Rishi. | They're our guests in Rajasthan, Rishi. |
225 | 00:13:17,600 | 00:13:19,400 | So? You want to sing them the state song? | So? You want to sing them the state song? |
226 | 00:13:19,480 | 00:13:21,040 | Please, this is a very bad idea. | Please, this is a very bad idea. |
227 | 00:13:21,120 | 00:13:22,840 | Hey, guys! Hi! | Hey, guys! Hi! |
228 | 00:13:22,920 | 00:13:24,360 | Shall we work together? | Shall we work together? |
229 | 00:13:24,440 | 00:13:25,400 | Perf! | Perf! |
230 | 00:13:25,480 | 00:13:26,600 | Come in. | Come in. |
231 | 00:13:26,680 | 00:13:30,520 | Yes, it is too hot, isn't it? Let me powder my face. | Yes, it is too hot, isn't it? Let me powder my face. |
232 | 00:13:33,680 | 00:13:36,520 | By the way, what do we have to do? It wasn't clear to me. | By the way, what do we have to do? It wasn't clear to me. |
233 | 00:13:36,600 | 00:13:38,400 | Where should we find ourselves? | Where should we find ourselves? |
234 | 00:13:38,480 | 00:13:41,200 | Zeenat, it's Jaipur. We have the whole day. | Zeenat, it's Jaipur. We have the whole day. |
235 | 00:13:41,280 | 00:13:43,040 | Let's drive around. We'll find something. | Let's drive around. We'll find something. |
236 | 00:13:52,240 | 00:13:56,560 | Bub, if our pictures are similar, then Sid will have to put us together, okay? | Bub, if our pictures are similar, then Sid will have to put us together, okay? |
237 | 00:14:21,480 | 00:14:23,240 | Why is it not moving its tail? | Why is it not moving its tail? |
238 | 00:14:23,960 | 00:14:25,720 | It's not his tail, it's feathers. | It's not his tail, it's feathers. |
239 | 00:14:25,800 | 00:14:28,240 | Whatever it is, why's it not doing its thing? | Whatever it is, why's it not doing its thing? |
240 | 00:14:28,320 | 00:14:31,760 | You know, they spread their feathers like that to attract peahens. | You know, they spread their feathers like that to attract peahens. |
241 | 00:14:31,840 | 00:14:34,720 | What if he's into pea-cocks? | What if he's into pea-cocks? |
242 | 00:14:36,320 | 00:14:37,560 | Hey, listen, I have an idea. | Hey, listen, I have an idea. |
243 | 00:14:46,920 | 00:14:48,080 | More, more, more. | More, more, more. |
244 | 00:14:55,200 | 00:14:57,480 | The person you're calling is not answering. | The person you're calling is not answering. |
245 | 00:14:59,720 | 00:15:02,240 | Dimple, water? | Dimple, water? |
246 | 00:15:02,320 | 00:15:03,200 | No, thanks. | No, thanks. |
247 | 00:15:10,640 | 00:15:12,560 | Something is troubling her, isn't it? | Something is troubling her, isn't it? |
248 | 00:15:15,320 | 00:15:17,520 | Me. I am the problem. | Me. I am the problem. |
249 | 00:15:20,280 | 00:15:22,800 | The person you're calling is not answering. | The person you're calling is not answering. |
250 | 00:15:24,080 | 00:15:25,000 | Dimple. | Dimple. |
251 | 00:15:26,040 | 00:15:26,880 | You okay? | You okay? |
252 | 00:15:27,360 | 00:15:28,280 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
253 | 00:15:32,280 | 00:15:34,440 | Listen. Once again, I'm really sorry. | Listen. Once again, I'm really sorry. |
254 | 00:15:34,520 | 00:15:36,960 | -I didn't know-- -Don't apologize. | -I didn't know-- -Don't apologize. |
255 | 00:15:37,040 | 00:15:39,400 | Those who should be sorry aren't answering the phone. | Those who should be sorry aren't answering the phone. |
256 | 00:15:40,480 | 00:15:42,240 | You've also been cheated. | You've also been cheated. |
257 | 00:15:42,320 | 00:15:44,080 | My mother should say sorry to you, too. | My mother should say sorry to you, too. |
258 | 00:15:44,160 | 00:15:47,120 | "Get married. How will you get married? When will it happen?" | "Get married. How will you get married? When will it happen?" |
259 | 00:15:47,200 | 00:15:49,600 | She should've gotten married again if she was so keen. | She should've gotten married again if she was so keen. |
260 | 00:15:49,680 | 00:15:51,760 | This has been going on in my house for 17 years. | This has been going on in my house for 17 years. |
261 | 00:15:51,840 | 00:15:52,680 | On loop. | On loop. |
262 | 00:15:53,360 | 00:15:57,680 | Because if you are a girl, you can't have any other dream except marriage. | Because if you are a girl, you can't have any other dream except marriage. |
263 | 00:15:57,760 | 00:16:00,600 | Why do you need to study? You aren't allowed to have ambitions. | Why do you need to study? You aren't allowed to have ambitions. |
264 | 00:16:00,680 | 00:16:03,480 | You turned 18? "Very good, dear. Get ready." What for? | You turned 18? "Very good, dear. Get ready." What for? |
265 | 00:16:03,560 | 00:16:06,160 | "You have three options. Marriage, marriage, and marriage." | "You have three options. Marriage, marriage, and marriage." |
266 | 00:16:08,560 | 00:16:12,400 | You know, I was so happy... | You know, I was so happy... |
267 | 00:16:13,560 | 00:16:16,760 | when my mom gave me the permission to join the course. | when my mom gave me the permission to join the course. |
268 | 00:16:17,520 | 00:16:19,840 | I thought, finally she understands. | I thought, finally she understands. |
269 | 00:16:19,920 | 00:16:21,160 | She's trying. | She's trying. |
270 | 00:16:21,240 | 00:16:23,080 | Clearly not. | Clearly not. |
271 | 00:16:23,160 | 00:16:26,960 | "Understand the family. Find yourself in Jaipur." | "Understand the family. Find yourself in Jaipur." |
272 | 00:16:27,040 | 00:16:30,480 | Life feels like a bunch of fuckin' assignments, man. | Life feels like a bunch of fuckin' assignments, man. |
273 | 00:16:30,560 | 00:16:32,840 | You know what? This is who I am. | You know what? This is who I am. |
274 | 00:16:32,920 | 00:16:34,680 | A fucking penguin in India. | A fucking penguin in India. |
275 | 00:16:38,680 | 00:16:40,720 | To be honest, it's a ridiculous assignment. | To be honest, it's a ridiculous assignment. |
276 | 00:16:40,800 | 00:16:43,800 | I mean, come on! Find yourself in one day! | I mean, come on! Find yourself in one day! |
277 | 00:16:44,600 | 00:16:48,080 | There are 40, 50-year-olds out there who are still finding themselves. | There are 40, 50-year-olds out there who are still finding themselves. |
278 | 00:16:48,160 | 00:16:50,800 | They are starting the second innings of their lives. | They are starting the second innings of their lives. |
279 | 00:16:51,480 | 00:16:55,040 | And we... We are just 18 years old. | And we... We are just 18 years old. |
280 | 00:16:55,120 | 00:16:56,840 | Eighteen fuckin' years old, man! | Eighteen fuckin' years old, man! |
281 | 00:16:56,920 | 00:17:00,920 | We're restless, we're selfish, we're grade-A assholes. | We're restless, we're selfish, we're grade-A assholes. |
282 | 00:17:01,000 | 00:17:02,320 | -Come here. -That's who we are. | -Come here. -That's who we are. |
283 | 00:17:02,400 | 00:17:03,280 | Smile! | Smile! |
284 | 00:17:04,200 | 00:17:05,160 | Do it! | Do it! |
285 | 00:17:06,640 | 00:17:10,400 | What a stupid assignment. What do we look for if we don't have a clue? | What a stupid assignment. What do we look for if we don't have a clue? |
286 | 00:17:10,920 | 00:17:12,160 | Do you want to eat something? | Do you want to eat something? |
287 | 00:17:12,240 | 00:17:13,800 | I can't stop. | I can't stop. |
288 | 00:17:13,880 | 00:17:15,360 | My assignment should be the best. | My assignment should be the best. |
289 | 00:17:16,120 | 00:17:17,800 | You eat if you want to. | You eat if you want to. |
290 | 00:17:17,880 | 00:17:20,160 | No, it's okay. Mine isn't done yet, either. | No, it's okay. Mine isn't done yet, either. |
291 | 00:17:20,240 | 00:17:22,000 | -Yours is easy. -Is it? | -Yours is easy. -Is it? |
292 | 00:17:23,520 | 00:17:25,240 | Take a photo of this wedding dress. | Take a photo of this wedding dress. |
293 | 00:17:25,320 | 00:17:26,840 | You like getting married, don't you? | You like getting married, don't you? |
294 | 00:17:26,920 | 00:17:29,000 | What do you mean? That isn't a hobby. | What do you mean? That isn't a hobby. |
295 | 00:17:30,520 | 00:17:31,480 | I know. | I know. |
296 | 00:17:32,440 | 00:17:35,120 | Put vermilion on someone's forehead and take a photo. | Put vermilion on someone's forehead and take a photo. |
297 | 00:17:35,200 | 00:17:37,280 | Kill two birds with one stone. | Kill two birds with one stone. |
298 | 00:17:37,360 | 00:17:40,920 | "How would you know the value of vermilion, Dimpia?" | "How would you know the value of vermilion, Dimpia?" |
299 | 00:17:41,000 | 00:17:41,840 | Yuck! | Yuck! |
300 | 00:17:44,960 | 00:17:47,440 | Hey, I got my idea. Let's go. | Hey, I got my idea. Let's go. |
301 | 00:17:47,520 | 00:17:48,800 | Let's go! Please come. | Let's go! Please come. |
302 | 00:17:48,880 | 00:17:50,000 | -Where? -Come! | -Where? -Come! |
303 | 00:17:59,600 | 00:18:00,680 | Rishi! | Rishi! |
304 | 00:18:01,560 | 00:18:02,560 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
305 | 00:18:04,800 | 00:18:06,880 | Do you mind? You're blocking my view. | Do you mind? You're blocking my view. |
306 | 00:18:07,640 | 00:18:09,440 | I've paid good money to watch this. | I've paid good money to watch this. |
307 | 00:18:09,520 | 00:18:10,360 | Sorry! | Sorry! |
308 | 00:18:27,800 | 00:18:29,480 | You're so obsessed with movies. | You're so obsessed with movies. |
309 | 00:18:32,800 | 00:18:33,840 | What is this? | What is this? |
310 | 00:18:34,520 | 00:18:35,840 | Sweet curd. | Sweet curd. |
311 | 00:18:36,360 | 00:18:37,600 | It is famous in Jaipur. | It is famous in Jaipur. |
312 | 00:18:37,680 | 00:18:39,200 | Okay, I didn't know. | Okay, I didn't know. |
313 | 00:18:41,440 | 00:18:42,960 | I'll eat after the assignment. | I'll eat after the assignment. |
314 | 00:18:44,120 | 00:18:46,920 | If sweet curd stays out too long, it may get spoiled. | If sweet curd stays out too long, it may get spoiled. |
315 | 00:18:48,760 | 00:18:50,240 | So let's not stay out for long. | So let's not stay out for long. |
316 | 00:18:50,320 | 00:18:51,200 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
317 | 00:18:59,720 | 00:19:01,800 | The view is good. The light is good. | The view is good. The light is good. |
318 | 00:19:01,880 | 00:19:03,520 | What are we waiting for? | What are we waiting for? |
319 | 00:19:03,600 | 00:19:05,400 | I want to take a photo of it in flight. | I want to take a photo of it in flight. |
320 | 00:19:05,960 | 00:19:06,840 | I get it. | I get it. |
321 | 00:19:08,120 | 00:19:10,080 | So you're one of those birds who now has wings. | So you're one of those birds who now has wings. |
322 | 00:19:10,760 | 00:19:13,480 | -That's cool. Shall I help you? -No. | -That's cool. Shall I help you? -No. |
323 | 00:19:14,480 | 00:19:16,600 | I want to do it myself. It's my assignment. | I want to do it myself. It's my assignment. |
324 | 00:19:17,880 | 00:19:19,480 | -Okay, let me make it fly. -No! | -Okay, let me make it fly. -No! |
325 | 00:19:22,080 | 00:19:24,360 | Photography is about capturing the moment, | Photography is about capturing the moment, |
326 | 00:19:24,440 | 00:19:25,960 | not creating the moment. | not creating the moment. |
327 | 00:19:27,080 | 00:19:28,800 | Fine, I was just trying to help. | Fine, I was just trying to help. |
328 | 00:19:31,000 | 00:19:34,080 | Seems like they don't want to fly. They're pretty comfortable. | Seems like they don't want to fly. They're pretty comfortable. |
329 | 00:19:34,800 | 00:19:35,640 | Just like you. | Just like you. |
330 | 00:19:37,520 | 00:19:38,400 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
331 | 00:19:39,960 | 00:19:41,320 | No. I mean... | No. I mean... |
332 | 00:19:41,400 | 00:19:43,800 | You must have gotten everything in life comfortably. | You must have gotten everything in life comfortably. |
333 | 00:19:44,480 | 00:19:47,920 | Perfect business, perfect family, perfect parents, perfect life... | Perfect business, perfect family, perfect parents, perfect life... |
334 | 00:19:48,000 | 00:19:49,400 | You got everything without trying. | You got everything without trying. |
335 | 00:20:04,920 | 00:20:06,880 | Yeah, I do have a perfect life. | Yeah, I do have a perfect life. |
336 | 00:20:08,000 | 00:20:10,000 | Perfect family, perfect parents. | Perfect family, perfect parents. |
337 | 00:20:10,960 | 00:20:11,800 | You're right. | You're right. |
338 | 00:20:19,440 | 00:20:20,960 | Do you see that white bird? | Do you see that white bird? |
339 | 00:20:21,040 | 00:20:22,440 | Perched at a distance. | Perched at a distance. |
340 | 00:20:22,520 | 00:20:23,680 | That's you? | That's you? |
341 | 00:20:24,200 | 00:20:25,040 | No. | No. |
342 | 00:20:25,520 | 00:20:26,520 | What is it called? | What is it called? |
343 | 00:20:27,880 | 00:20:28,800 | That's a crane. | That's a crane. |
344 | 00:20:29,400 | 00:20:30,320 | Crane. | Crane. |
345 | 00:20:31,320 | 00:20:32,600 | It is common here. | It is common here. |
346 | 00:20:37,360 | 00:20:38,440 | Want some sweet curd? | Want some sweet curd? |
347 | 00:20:48,000 | 00:20:49,120 | Nice. | Nice. |
348 | 00:20:49,200 | 00:20:51,920 | The team is Malhotra and Karim. | The team is Malhotra and Karim. |
349 | 00:20:56,080 | 00:20:57,680 | Laugh all you like. | Laugh all you like. |
350 | 00:20:57,760 | 00:20:59,240 | Let's see who you get paired with. | Let's see who you get paired with. |
351 | 00:20:59,320 | 00:21:00,520 | Any app ideas? | Any app ideas? |
352 | 00:21:00,600 | 00:21:01,680 | Yes, sir. | Yes, sir. |
353 | 00:21:03,520 | 00:21:04,680 | The Zombie Race. | The Zombie Race. |
354 | 00:21:04,760 | 00:21:06,960 | This is an app which has zombies, of course. | This is an app which has zombies, of course. |
355 | 00:21:07,040 | 00:21:10,080 | You need to run, too, but there's a twist. | You need to run, too, but there's a twist. |
356 | 00:21:10,160 | 00:21:12,320 | You don't run away from zombies. | You don't run away from zombies. |
357 | 00:21:12,400 | 00:21:15,520 | The player is the zombie, and he is running away from humans. | The player is the zombie, and he is running away from humans. |
358 | 00:21:16,360 | 00:21:18,600 | After all, humans are awful. | After all, humans are awful. |
359 | 00:21:19,320 | 00:21:21,280 | -Rejected. -What? | -Rejected. -What? |
360 | 00:21:21,360 | 00:21:23,760 | It's Temple Run with zombies. | It's Temple Run with zombies. |
361 | 00:21:23,840 | 00:21:25,120 | Really original. | Really original. |
362 | 00:21:27,080 | 00:21:29,000 | Karim, app idea. | Karim, app idea. |
363 | 00:21:29,080 | 00:21:30,560 | Sir, she has nothing to offer. | Sir, she has nothing to offer. |
364 | 00:21:32,840 | 00:21:35,600 | Actually, I did have an idea. | Actually, I did have an idea. |
365 | 00:21:36,880 | 00:21:37,720 | Yes... | Yes... |
366 | 00:21:38,320 | 00:21:40,160 | These modern kids... | These modern kids... |
367 | 00:21:41,200 | 00:21:43,560 | use so many short forms, | use so many short forms, |
368 | 00:21:44,760 | 00:21:47,080 | which I completely fail to understand. | which I completely fail to understand. |
369 | 00:21:47,160 | 00:21:48,120 | Perf, AF... | Perf, AF... |
370 | 00:21:48,200 | 00:21:49,520 | Bullshit. | Bullshit. |
371 | 00:21:49,600 | 00:21:52,760 | That's why I thought... If I am wrong, I'm sorry, sir. | That's why I thought... If I am wrong, I'm sorry, sir. |
372 | 00:21:53,880 | 00:21:55,280 | But I thought... | But I thought... |
373 | 00:21:56,520 | 00:21:58,960 | if I create a dictionary app, | if I create a dictionary app, |
374 | 00:22:00,120 | 00:22:05,120 | then people born in the '70s, like us, can talk like millennials. | then people born in the '70s, like us, can talk like millennials. |
375 | 00:22:05,200 | 00:22:06,360 | Shut her mouth, man. | Shut her mouth, man. |
376 | 00:22:07,320 | 00:22:08,720 | Finally a good idea. | Finally a good idea. |
377 | 00:22:09,400 | 00:22:10,520 | Well done, Karim. | Well done, Karim. |
378 | 00:22:11,920 | 00:22:14,400 | You don't need to be scared at all. | You don't need to be scared at all. |
379 | 00:22:16,120 | 00:22:19,480 | All right, let's find our team number nine. | All right, let's find our team number nine. |
380 | 00:22:19,560 | 00:22:20,480 | Katyal... | Katyal... |
381 | 00:22:22,720 | 00:22:25,440 | and Matthews. | and Matthews. |
382 | 00:22:27,760 | 00:22:28,880 | But why, sir? | But why, sir? |
383 | 00:22:29,440 | 00:22:30,280 | The contrast. | The contrast. |
384 | 00:22:30,360 | 00:22:32,960 | Yeah, but our goals and sensibilities should also match. | Yeah, but our goals and sensibilities should also match. |
385 | 00:22:33,040 | 00:22:34,800 | I mean, you can't just pair him with anybody. | I mean, you can't just pair him with anybody. |
386 | 00:22:35,600 | 00:22:37,680 | -The similarities, sir. -Yes, of course. | -The similarities, sir. -Yes, of course. |
387 | 00:22:37,760 | 00:22:39,520 | You've made a very good point. | You've made a very good point. |
388 | 00:22:39,600 | 00:22:41,560 | Let me show you the photo you took. This. | Let me show you the photo you took. This. |
389 | 00:22:41,640 | 00:22:43,120 | -Right? Very nice. -Yes. | -Right? Very nice. -Yes. |
390 | 00:22:43,200 | 00:22:46,000 | And this is the photo that Momo took. | And this is the photo that Momo took. |
391 | 00:22:47,640 | 00:22:49,320 | -What the... -Similarities. | -What the... -Similarities. |
392 | 00:22:49,400 | 00:22:51,440 | You stole... Sir, he stole my picture. | You stole... Sir, he stole my picture. |
393 | 00:22:51,520 | 00:22:53,920 | I clicked it. It's on my Instagram. I can show it to you. | I clicked it. It's on my Instagram. I can show it to you. |
394 | 00:22:54,000 | 00:22:54,840 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
395 | 00:22:55,360 | 00:22:58,920 | What are the odds? Momo decides to steal a picture off the internet | What are the odds? Momo decides to steal a picture off the internet |
396 | 00:22:59,000 | 00:23:01,040 | and it happens to be from your Instagram? | and it happens to be from your Instagram? |
397 | 00:23:01,120 | 00:23:03,880 | What can I do? This is... This match is made in heaven. | What can I do? This is... This match is made in heaven. |
398 | 00:23:03,960 | 00:23:06,840 | I now pronounce you team number ten. | I now pronounce you team number ten. |
399 | 00:23:08,040 | 00:23:09,240 | Are you fucking stupid? | Are you fucking stupid? |
400 | 00:23:09,320 | 00:23:10,240 | Same pinch! | Same pinch! |
401 | 00:23:13,320 | 00:23:16,080 | Sir, can I please share my idea? | Sir, can I please share my idea? |
402 | 00:23:16,160 | 00:23:17,080 | Sure. | Sure. |
403 | 00:23:21,920 | 00:23:23,920 | This gentleman has diabetes. | This gentleman has diabetes. |
404 | 00:23:24,000 | 00:23:25,880 | And this lady, his wife... | And this lady, his wife... |
405 | 00:23:25,960 | 00:23:26,800 | Say hello. | Say hello. |
406 | 00:23:26,880 | 00:23:27,720 | -Hi. -Cute. | -Hi. -Cute. |
407 | 00:23:28,360 | 00:23:31,160 | {\an8}This lady is going to install our app on his smartwatch. | {\an8}This lady is going to install our app on his smartwatch. |
408 | 00:23:31,880 | 00:23:35,160 | {\an8}When his blood sugar level rises... | {\an8}When his blood sugar level rises... |
409 | 00:23:35,240 | 00:23:36,600 | {\an8}-Warning! -...aunty will know. | {\an8}-Warning! -...aunty will know. |
410 | 00:23:36,680 | 00:23:39,480 | Sir, this app will make people hypochondriacs. | Sir, this app will make people hypochondriacs. |
411 | 00:23:39,560 | 00:23:41,520 | -It's not good! -Ahuja. | -It's not good! -Ahuja. |
412 | 00:23:41,600 | 00:23:43,120 | Speak when you're spoken to. | Speak when you're spoken to. |
413 | 00:23:45,240 | 00:23:47,320 | Matthews, any app ideas? | Matthews, any app ideas? |
414 | 00:23:50,200 | 00:23:52,040 | I really don't have an idea, I don't know-- | I really don't have an idea, I don't know-- |
415 | 00:23:52,120 | 00:23:54,120 | -Matthews. -Sir, I'll go with Krish's. | -Matthews. -Sir, I'll go with Krish's. |
416 | 00:23:54,200 | 00:23:55,720 | Team number 11. | Team number 11. |
417 | 00:23:55,800 | 00:23:56,880 | Ahuja... | Ahuja... |
418 | 00:23:59,320 | 00:24:00,480 | and... | and... |
419 | 00:24:06,440 | 00:24:07,280 | Agarwal. | Agarwal. |
420 | 00:24:09,840 | 00:24:13,480 | Sorry, Shekhawat. Couldn't pair you with your wife. | Sorry, Shekhawat. Couldn't pair you with your wife. |
421 | 00:24:13,560 | 00:24:14,560 | Future wife. | Future wife. |
422 | 00:24:16,280 | 00:24:20,200 | So the class' Little Ms. Know-It-All... | So the class' Little Ms. Know-It-All... |
423 | 00:24:20,800 | 00:24:24,440 | Meet your partner, Mr. Naughty America. | Meet your partner, Mr. Naughty America. |
424 | 00:24:26,200 | 00:24:29,040 | I am 100% sure that you don't have any app ideas. | I am 100% sure that you don't have any app ideas. |
425 | 00:24:32,440 | 00:24:34,520 | But I'm 500% sure... | But I'm 500% sure... |
426 | 00:24:34,600 | 00:24:38,040 | she has at least one app idea. | she has at least one app idea. |
427 | 00:24:38,120 | 00:24:40,560 | Sir, I have an idea for an app and what to call it. | Sir, I have an idea for an app and what to call it. |
428 | 00:24:40,640 | 00:24:42,240 | -May I? -Sure. | -May I? -Sure. |
429 | 00:24:43,600 | 00:24:46,280 | So, Wishlist is basically a life coach app, | So, Wishlist is basically a life coach app, |
430 | 00:24:46,360 | 00:24:48,800 | which will make a flowchart of your success. | which will make a flowchart of your success. |
431 | 00:24:48,880 | 00:24:50,080 | Okay. | Okay. |
432 | 00:24:50,160 | 00:24:53,120 | So that you can easily follow in the footsteps of your real-life idol. | So that you can easily follow in the footsteps of your real-life idol. |
433 | 00:24:54,080 | 00:24:56,560 | For example, my real-life idol is Nandini Nahata. | For example, my real-life idol is Nandini Nahata. |
434 | 00:24:58,880 | 00:25:00,440 | Master's degree when I'm 21. | Master's degree when I'm 21. |
435 | 00:25:02,000 | 00:25:06,200 | {\an8}At 26, a deal worth 50 million for my first start up. | {\an8}At 26, a deal worth 50 million for my first start up. |
436 | 00:25:08,640 | 00:25:10,120 | {\an8}Dollars, not rupees. | {\an8}Dollars, not rupees. |
437 | 00:25:11,520 | 00:25:14,560 | {\an8}And then many, many, many TED Talks later, | {\an8}And then many, many, many TED Talks later, |
438 | 00:25:14,640 | 00:25:18,720 | {\an8}at the age of 29, my first Forbes' "30 Under 30" cover. | {\an8}at the age of 29, my first Forbes' "30 Under 30" cover. |
439 | 00:25:20,160 | 00:25:21,280 | Full marks for effort. | Full marks for effort. |
440 | 00:25:22,320 | 00:25:24,040 | Zero for idea. Rejected. | Zero for idea. Rejected. |
441 | 00:25:25,240 | 00:25:28,160 | -Sir, I don't think you got the idea. -Your idea is ridiculous. | -Sir, I don't think you got the idea. -Your idea is ridiculous. |
442 | 00:25:28,240 | 00:25:31,160 | You think your app can make Tamang into Elon Musk? | You think your app can make Tamang into Elon Musk? |
443 | 00:25:31,240 | 00:25:35,840 | Also, sir, "Wishlist" is the wrong name for the app. | Also, sir, "Wishlist" is the wrong name for the app. |
444 | 00:25:36,720 | 00:25:38,280 | What about "Copycat"? | What about "Copycat"? |
445 | 00:25:40,320 | 00:25:42,600 | Ahuja, change your idol. | Ahuja, change your idol. |
446 | 00:25:42,680 | 00:25:45,840 | Also, why don't you just make an app for future wives? | Also, why don't you just make an app for future wives? |
447 | 00:25:46,640 | 00:25:48,360 | Future housewives. | Future housewives. |
448 | 00:25:49,200 | 00:25:50,240 | Enough. | Enough. |
449 | 00:25:50,320 | 00:25:54,120 | That leaves us with Bidasaria and Shekhawat. You're team number 12. | That leaves us with Bidasaria and Shekhawat. You're team number 12. |
450 | 00:25:54,200 | 00:25:57,120 | {\an8}Sir, it's a unique dating app which uses | {\an8}Sir, it's a unique dating app which uses |
451 | 00:25:57,200 | 00:26:00,160 | {\an8}different parameters to check compatibility between two people. | {\an8}different parameters to check compatibility between two people. |
452 | 00:26:00,240 | 00:26:01,440 | Check the compatibility-- | Check the compatibility-- |
453 | 00:26:03,520 | 00:26:05,640 | -Sir, should I continue? -Yeah, yeah, sure. | -Sir, should I continue? -Yeah, yeah, sure. |
454 | 00:26:05,720 | 00:26:06,960 | Hello? | Hello? |
455 | 00:26:07,040 | 00:26:08,360 | Dimple! | Dimple! |
456 | 00:26:08,440 | 00:26:10,640 | Sorry, dear, just saw your missed call. | Sorry, dear, just saw your missed call. |
457 | 00:26:11,160 | 00:26:14,040 | You know what happened today? I got locked in the bathroom. | You know what happened today? I got locked in the bathroom. |
458 | 00:26:14,120 | 00:26:16,240 | Mom, can you stop lying for once? | Mom, can you stop lying for once? |
459 | 00:26:19,160 | 00:26:20,080 | What happened? | What happened? |
460 | 00:26:20,160 | 00:26:24,920 | I had one wish. But you had to try to turn this place into a marriage bureau. | I had one wish. But you had to try to turn this place into a marriage bureau. |
461 | 00:26:27,240 | 00:26:30,280 | It's not like that. I was just thinking that, | It's not like that. I was just thinking that, |
462 | 00:26:30,360 | 00:26:33,520 | along with your studies, you could get acquainted with people. | along with your studies, you could get acquainted with people. |
463 | 00:26:33,600 | 00:26:34,960 | -She's very angry. -Hold on. | -She's very angry. -Hold on. |
464 | 00:26:35,040 | 00:26:36,520 | -Talk to her. -You talk. | -Talk to her. -You talk. |
465 | 00:26:38,280 | 00:26:40,520 | -Darling, calm down. -Papa, you know, | -Darling, calm down. -Papa, you know, |
466 | 00:26:41,120 | 00:26:43,120 | I can't tolerate lies. | I can't tolerate lies. |
467 | 00:26:43,200 | 00:26:46,840 | I expected it from Mom, but I didn't think that you would play games. | I expected it from Mom, but I didn't think that you would play games. |
468 | 00:26:46,920 | 00:26:49,000 | Dear, I'm not playing any games. | Dear, I'm not playing any games. |
469 | 00:26:49,080 | 00:26:51,000 | -I-- -I don't want to talk to you, | -I-- -I don't want to talk to you, |
470 | 00:26:51,080 | 00:26:53,920 | not to you or to Mom. Please don't call me. | not to you or to Mom. Please don't call me. |
471 | 00:26:54,000 | 00:26:55,320 | My dear, Dimple-- | My dear, Dimple-- |
472 | 00:26:58,440 | 00:27:02,440 | Please don't make me the referee in your games. | Please don't make me the referee in your games. |
473 | 00:27:02,520 | 00:27:06,640 | Lesson learnt. You can be super prepared and life can still surprise you. | Lesson learnt. You can be super prepared and life can still surprise you. |
474 | 00:27:06,720 | 00:27:08,440 | You might think your plan is clear. | You might think your plan is clear. |
475 | 00:27:08,520 | 00:27:11,040 | But then realize your plan was nothing but a sham. | But then realize your plan was nothing but a sham. |
476 | 00:27:11,120 | 00:27:13,280 | Listen, let me make this clear: | Listen, let me make this clear: |
477 | 00:27:13,360 | 00:27:17,360 | If you are not interested in this course, please sit in your room and watch porn. | If you are not interested in this course, please sit in your room and watch porn. |
478 | 00:27:17,440 | 00:27:19,280 | I have come here to be top of the class. | I have come here to be top of the class. |
479 | 00:27:20,040 | 00:27:22,200 | And I can do it alone. I don't need you. | And I can do it alone. I don't need you. |
480 | 00:27:23,120 | 00:27:25,720 | Okay, that's great. Thank you. I appreciate that. | Okay, that's great. Thank you. I appreciate that. |
481 | 00:27:27,160 | 00:27:30,400 | Having said that, I did, however, have an idea for our group | Having said that, I did, however, have an idea for our group |
482 | 00:27:30,480 | 00:27:32,400 | if you were interested in listening. | if you were interested in listening. |
483 | 00:27:33,600 | 00:27:35,480 | How about we make a meditation app | How about we make a meditation app |
484 | 00:27:35,560 | 00:27:38,080 | for hyper-aggressive chicks who like to throw coffee on guys? | for hyper-aggressive chicks who like to throw coffee on guys? |
485 | 00:27:39,920 | 00:27:42,360 | Only she was destined to be my partner in the entire course! | Only she was destined to be my partner in the entire course! |
486 | 00:27:43,480 | 00:27:47,920 | One more time, mental note, keep safe distance. | One more time, mental note, keep safe distance. |
487 | 00:27:49,000 | 00:27:51,640 | Listen, I gotta bounce. I'll see you later, bye. | Listen, I gotta bounce. I'll see you later, bye. |
488 | 00:27:51,720 | 00:27:54,000 | Overall, there are plenty of chill scenes. | Overall, there are plenty of chill scenes. |
489 | 00:27:54,080 | 00:27:56,200 | Not weather-wise, but otherwise. | Not weather-wise, but otherwise. |
490 | 00:27:57,040 | 00:28:00,280 | I thought I'd be all alone here, but guess what? | I thought I'd be all alone here, but guess what? |
491 | 00:28:00,360 | 00:28:04,080 | I've made some chill friends, learned some new cuss words. | I've made some chill friends, learned some new cuss words. |
492 | 00:28:04,160 | 00:28:05,360 | 'Sup, bastards? | 'Sup, bastards? |
493 | 00:28:06,400 | 00:28:07,920 | It can't be compared to California, | It can't be compared to California, |
494 | 00:28:08,000 | 00:28:11,560 | but I have a feeling that Jaipur's summer is gonna surprise me, in a good way. | but I have a feeling that Jaipur's summer is gonna surprise me, in a good way. |
495 | 00:28:12,320 | 00:28:14,000 | She's here. Give me two minutes. | She's here. Give me two minutes. |
496 | 00:28:16,600 | 00:28:17,440 | Hi. | Hi. |
497 | 00:28:18,920 | 00:28:20,200 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
498 | 00:28:20,280 | 00:28:22,040 | Yeah. I'm great. | Yeah. I'm great. |
499 | 00:28:24,080 | 00:28:25,400 | What will happen to me? | What will happen to me? |
500 | 00:28:26,160 | 00:28:27,720 | What are you still doing here? | What are you still doing here? |
501 | 00:28:27,800 | 00:28:30,640 | The wedding plan is already cancelled. | The wedding plan is already cancelled. |
502 | 00:28:30,720 | 00:28:33,040 | So now, you can fuck off. | So now, you can fuck off. |
503 | 00:28:34,640 | 00:28:37,440 | I think there's gonna be a lot of drama this summer. | I think there's gonna be a lot of drama this summer. |
504 | 00:28:37,520 | 00:28:39,680 | So I'm gonna keep my popcorn ready. | So I'm gonna keep my popcorn ready. |
505 | 00:28:39,760 | 00:28:42,360 | -What the fuck is wrong with her? -I really don't know, man. | -What the fuck is wrong with her? -I really don't know, man. |
506 | 00:31:44,120 | 00:31:46,120 | Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin | Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin |